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Leave a note for our men and women in uniform! Chris Daughtry's "Home"
Being Very Ill
went to the dr's to day after along weekend thought i just had the flu , but to my surprise they did chest xrays and said i have pneumonia, i feel like crap and was given some meds and cough meds to knock me out at night, plez pray i recover soon, send me sum love...
Women To English Guide : )
I totally CANNOT take credit for this. Vykk_Draygo on ratemybody actually posted this and I couldn't resist sharing. It's hilarious because it's true. This is for you MEN. And something funny for the women. What She Says : English We need : I want It's your decision : The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want : You'll pay for this later We need to talk : I need to complain Sure, go ahead : You better not I'm not upset : Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're so manly : You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight : Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! : I have PMS Be romantic, turn out the lights : I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient : I want a new house I want new curtains : ...and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper... Hang the picture there : No, not there, over there! I heard a noise : I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? : I'm going to as
Prayer To The Moon!
Oh! my beautiful Moon, my mother, my goddess, today start a new beginning, bring me your light to find my path, give me your strength to keep my way... I'll need the vision of the eagle, to see the details that will guide me to my destiny, I'll need the wisdom of the snake, to always find the way... My mind will play the melody, the rain will play the drums, the wind will whisper the lyrics while my spirit dance my song... Oh! my beautiful Moon, my mother, my goddess, today start this old project, give me your blessings to win my fights, give me your love to feed my soul and be kind.
this is so marked of me kissing my ex girl....not at all nsfw so why do they mark them....i have me kissing a few others and there r more pics out there where people are on top of each other and kissing one another and they have not been tell me what i did wrong?? hope someone can shine some light on this problem! thanks for listening to me bitch..have a nie day! oxox's the tampa lesbian!
The Dreamer
Every morning I awake, And look into the mirror. And every day I sigh, When I see my own reflection. For all I want to see, Is you standing next to me. Every night I go to sleep, Cold and all alone. And every night I toss and turn, With no one there beside me. I just want to know you're there, Sleeping next to me. Every night I dream, Of things I wish could be, Every night I see, You standing next to me. Every night I know, You're sleeping here with me. But every morning I awake, And look into the mirror. And every day I sigh, When I see my own reflection, For I all want to see, Is you here, Loving me.
Sometimes When I lay alone in bed I wonder what it'd be like If you were here Would you simply hold me? Or do nothing at all Just try to fall asleep yourself Ignoring me completely Maybe you'd hug me tightly And cry about your past If that's the case Then I shall comfort you And try to ease your pain Wipe away your tears, love I may not understand Like he does But I can listen Or would there be something more? A kiss, perhaps? On my forehead On my cheek On my lips On my... Back to reality Laying alone in bed Cold and lonesome I long for the past So close Yet so far away
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Study Habits
Hello Friends!! I just wanted to let everyone who cares know that I have not been online as much because I am back in school. I take my classes very seriously and being on fubar while trying to study is very distracting. This quarter I am really trying to boost up my GPA to above a 3.5. I will still be online just not as much as before. I hope that doesn't discourage you from dropping by to say hi. Have a great day and talk to you soon!! muahh Teresa
Whatever U Like
Broken Heart
Yes i have a broken heart and i just wanted to say thank you to all my friends who have helped me threw this!!!!! love u all!!! i cant stop loving him and hoping he will miss me and come sweep me off my feet!!! ( lol well i can dream!) but if not time heals all and what dont kill me makes me STONGER!!!!! thanks guys
Help Me Out In My Giveaway
Just A Weeee Bit
"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning,gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them. The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed." The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that
Question For Everyone
Ok I know that Fubar said they were working on the photo albums... but can you guys see your albums right now?? I tried to move some pics and I effn lost EVERYTHING!!!!!!! Only thing i have left are my pics in my default folder!!!! Please tell me they are coming back????
The price of freedom is happiness. What is it to claim to be free when you are not happy. Why is it that society teaches that we must strive to make others happy but yet we give up our freedoms to do so. If you have been rescued from a brutal cage to only have your wings cut to make those who love you happy then you are no better off then when you where in the cage. Live your life to make your self happy never attempt to change your way of thinking or the way you are to please any one. If someone can not accept you for the way you are then you should not accept them as a freind or even as family. True freinds and family would never hold you down or turn there backs on you they would support you through any choice you make.
Humm ....
So what has happened to all the eye candy? SFW is too vanilla, this is supposed to be a social club. Hell, it use to be too much eye candy, not there is not enough.
He Gives Me The Power...
to own all n00bs and o roll you
I'll be gone for a little while. It's my job to be trained monkey at the local fair for the next week and a half, twelve hours a day, starting Wednesday. If I'm lucky, they'll get me some fast internet. But it hasn't been so in the last two years, so I doubt much will change this year. I will try to check in for about five minutes each night after work, but that's about all I've got until I return for good. To anyone disappointed, sorry. But I'll be back! Thinking warm thoughts of y'all. Leave love!
New Friend Request!
"Add me fucker, you can't resist my irresistable and downright sexy ways. Oh yea you want me, just tell Cary we're going away on a cruise, just don't tell him what kind. :P" I got this from a chick. I won't say who. Not right away anyhow -- FIRST you must guess! bwahahahahaha
This Is What I Think
Well... this was on my profile, but I'm sure noone reads it, plus it proly makes me look like a bitch, so I'll put it here... and I'll add more to it later. I could go on forever. I hate pushy guys, I hate cocky guys, I hate guys who are full of themselves, I hate smug guys, I hate beefcakes, I hate players(I can tell who you are), and god I hate ignorant people. I LOVE men who realize what's important in life, and show it. I LOVE family men. I reeaally LOVE athletic men (hehe). I LOVE confident outgoing men, I LOVE men who get things done, I LOVE men who can make me laugh without trying, and if they try. I'm not a whore. I've never cybered with some random guy before, and I don't plan on it. If you have a big penis, good for you. You don't have to say it in your name. I don't care how nice your car is (mine's proly nicer), I don't care if you have a lot of money (I proly have more), I surely don't want to see a pic of you with a gun.
My Heartache
Why are you my beloved? Why do I care so much about you, Yet feel like I know so little? What do you have that draws me to your love, Like a moth to the flame? I feel like I know you not, but I know you. I donít mull over the visible, But I fall for the credible. I've come to terms, it will never work out. I want it to, I desire it to, But it won't. At least not for this moment in time. Your existence lies far away from my own. But I love you. I see you have possible current terms with someone. But I LOVE you. What do I even have that you could possibly desire? What do I possess, That makes me a door and not a window? But both can be opened, By the touch of a hand. But I LOVE YOU! No! I can't take it! I can't breath. Your love, my love is to strong to bear. At first it was a want, Now it is a passion. I need to quit before I dig myself to deep, To ever get out, Because the only other way out, Is by the help of your loving hand. I need to stop, but
I'm having somewhat of a bad week. I go online to distract myself but it's not working. I'd love to be able to BREAK something. I'm angry and sad and I wont say anymore but I just want to apologize to all the COOL people I talk to on Fubar from time to time, if I seem distant. Things always get better (I keep telling myself)
Bbw Hooker
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Dont Judge A Book By Its Cover
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Forsakan Am I
Originally Titled "Just Let Me Die" Broken and bleeding laying in my own pool of bloody tears. Dead inside, soul shattered, heart gone wasting away without hope, without the will to live. I lay here wondering why it always seems that something must go wrong and all I can do is watch it like a horror movie made into my life. A story of broken hope and shattered dreams, of a man who searches for something forever out of reach. Forsaken am I, nothing more than a empty husk to be tossed away when no longer desired. Words leave me no relief any more. Abandoned , lost and alone is this all there is to my sad worthless life? Come Mistress Death Dance with me and finally take me home to oblivion. End my pain with your sweet kiss at the end of this dance, let it be our last. Life's cruelest pain is a love forfeited and left to wither away. So I watch my soul, my heart only desire slowly walk away knowing that once again Mistress Death is quietly laughing at me. This is for a dear friend
well today i think i lost my mind kids iv been heartbroken yet again i given my last breath and because of stupid stupid shit were are no longer together iv lost my best friend because of some stupid bitch on here in fact and what the sad thing is she has no clue about the real him hes says hes dosent want to be with anyone yet she sitting and waiting like a idoit to meet him what she dosnt know is that he tells me no mater what il always be in his life and if i ever need him he'll be there and ever time we talk he tell me he love me before we hang up if he really wanted to be there y would he tell me after only one night of being not being here thing didn't fell right odviously his heart is telling him hes makeing the wrong choice right? i love this man unconditionaly would die for him in a sec no mater if i know in my head i shouldn't my heart wont give up on him. hes has taken everything every person has done to him and taken it out on me and i been his rock and stayed by his side
I hate when guys are so fake and tell u that u r hott and that u r hottest girl the have ever seen when u know u rn't I just had a baby and i don't look so good with my clothes off so i feel self concious about myself and others seeing me. I wish i had my old body back even if everyone likes my boobs being bigger it don't matter i liked being skinny and now i look at other girls and think i used to have a smoking body. I just want to know the truth and i know i will not get it from a guy because guys lie to get in ur pants or other things they want and i never have trusted any one till i really know them scince a guy lied to me and now maybe i can get a girls opinion cause i am bi and love to know what girls think of me hot or not?
Apd Re Tasered Traffic Stop:
This has NOT been my experience with APD in the course of the past 3+ decades that I have been in Austin; however, I understand that the use of tasers has been questionable in many PD departments everywhere since the usage of tasers have been available to them. Police Chief Art Acevedo on the incident: 'It was very upsetting to me,' Acevedo said. 'What I saw wasn't consistent with my expectations of the men and women of the Austin Police Department. Our job is to de-escalate stops, not escalate them.' Courtesy of the Austin Police Department (to be used for training purposes)... APD Chief's Release of the Taser Video APD Officers Praise Chief's Use of Video In Training What are your thoughts? I have my own as a criminal justice major, but I would love to have your thoughts on this matter....
13 Good Statements
13 good statements Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grate
Underage Users
I am sick of this now. There is a 16 year old girl who is here on Fubar, of course she is smart and dont disclose her age, but its rightly ridicculus that she gets to stay here. This site is for adults not children. And trust me at 16 she is a child. I remember when I was 16 and sure I thought I was so adult and grown up but I was not. The biggest problem here is that I have written to three separate Fubar Bouncers and none of them have done anything about it. I even have proof that she is 16 but they dont care. Whats the point in having an age limit if you dont uphold the age code..? Because you think she is hot, she has loads of friends and fans here..But she is 16 It is appalling that she is on Fubar showing off herself, she wants to do that she can stay on Bebo or go somewhere else. She herself should be ashamed of herself, going after so much older guys. But whatever, cant believe guys like her either, she is not particularily pretty and she keeps making loads o
Nows the time to get your home ready for winter. If you live in an area that experiences sub-freezing temperature during the winter you need to make sure your pipes are protected against the cold. Wrap them in pipe insulation wrapping to protect against them freezing and breaking. Put weather stripping around your doors, and check around your windows for drafts. I still hang plastic over my windows during the winter, it keeps the cold out, but lets the sun in and helps warm your place up. If you have a central heating system make sure your filters are replaced, or clean reusable filters. Also clean out all the vents. Something a lot of people don't think about are the drafts that can come in around our kitchen cabinets, the way to fix that is put silicon cocking all around the edges, where they meet the ceiling and the floor both. If you start now you don't have to worry about doing it all at once, winter temperatures can have a devastating effect on water pipes, and on our bud
My Tears
No sleep last night, To busy thinking of you. I was trying to figure out how I could fix things, But I can't. You wouldn't want me to anyways, So I guess i'll just have to stop loving you some how. And only love the memory of me actually thinking you cared. It hurt bad, I shouldn't waste my tears, I know. It's kind of to late to say that, I've already unleashed thousands, Because every thought I ever had, Was about you. And every dream I ever wished... Came true, When you entered my life. And now you're slowly disappering, So I didn't sleep last night. M.P 7-9-07
So my laptop crashed yesterday and I lost all my bookmarks of where I am in your pics. and stash (you know who you are if you're reading this) BUMMERS!
Too Cute.
so my boss was sitting behind me chatting with me while she was working. i got up to go put some postage on some invoices i was sending out (yes i do occasionally work lol) and she goes to me, "Persia, what do you listen to when you want to relax? Cause I'm pretty sure you can't listen to that and relax." I giggled and told her I could fall asleep to it if I needed to. Anyway this is what I was listening to. (Give it a sec to load) I'm sure anyone could fall asleep to this!
What Is Perfection?
As much as we want everything in our lives to be perfect. Perfection does not exist. If you asked me to define perfection I would tell you in my eyes perfection is trying your best and taking each day one day at time. If youíre not satisfied, then I would tell you there is no point in getting upset because perfection does not exist. I would tell you to try harder next time and keep trying till you are satisfied with your accomplishments. But donít stress yourself by trying too hard because remember perfection does not exist. You know you have reached human perfection when your heart tells you so. Youíll feel a sense of pride travel throughout your soul. Donít live life and waste precious moments worrying or being angry of what you have not become or accomplished. Take those moments and used them to celebrate with your love ones. Celebrate all the things you have become and embellish in your accomplishments. If you donít understand, then picture a pile of leaves that we
A Few Random Jokes That Were Submitted Has One.
Reasons Why Itís Better To Be female * We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. * We never ejaculate prematurely. * We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. * We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. * When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll itís pathetic. * We donít have to get our strength up between sessions...and itís much easier for us to get "some" in the first place. * We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts. * Our boyfriendís clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours. * We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. * We can cry and get off speeding fines. * We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers..
Really Stressed And Sick Of Drama
Its been a long and stressful weekend. My roommate turned into a major ass this weekend worse than normal. He was drunk and pissed off because he lost his job. He started taking it out on his girlfriend and was smacking her around. I stepped in to get her out of there and he turned on me. Before anyone says you should have stayed out of it ask this of yourself if you saw a guy beating up a girl wouldn't you try to help her? I did and kinda got hurt in the process. I grabbed her though and threw her my keys and made her leave. I managed to knock him down, no small feat mind you and ran out with her. I took her home and told her to leave him be untill he sobers up. I then went to my friends and stayed there with her. She let me move in untill I can figure out what my next move will me. The place I was going to get turned out to be really bad so I decided not to go that route. Now I am looking for another place. I managed to go back on Sunday and get all of my stuff out. I only have acces
I Promise...
I Am This Girl
Couldn't resist posting this. I like it. I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who
Fucking Pigs
do cops ever do anything last nite i was damn near hit by so stuopid asshole driveing a car an the cops did nothing
Health Concerns Of Late + Other News
I have had Terrible right leg pain since Sunday night,behind the knee.Yesterday I went to u-mass hospital.They did an ultra sound on my leg.Found a rare type of Cyst called a Bakers Cyst.Actually 2 of them side by side.There under the skin an so painful they gave me Perks.It's a Percular Pain.Almost as though someone sticking pins in a voodoo doll of me.The pain just about brings lasts 5 minutes to 20 minutes.It's very hard to sit at the computer,but today I must endure.In my abscence the Kingdom will operate with my Fubar wife,FTW Lost Goth an a few other Loyals.I'm so very Proud of so many in our Kingdom.The Strength of the Wolf will not let us Fail.It knows of no failure just Strength,Endurance,Unity,Respect,Honor. I'm glad the Drama has finally left our Kingdom.We lost many royal Elite Bombers but The Kingdom of Wolves will go on. Actually Simply Amazing I now Classify as Royal Elite,an her Crew member Ice man will be classified as Royal Elite as well,Tweeks on his w
Fubar ,grrrrrrrrr
FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"; There are a number of slang army acronyms that are related to FUBAR. A somewhat standard group includes: BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again JANFU - Joint Army/Navy Fuck-Up SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up TARFU - Things Are Really Fucked Up Others include the following:[citation needed] BEIFT - Behold, Every Indicator Forebodes Trouble; pronounced "beefed" CF - Cluster Fuck CHAOS - Chief Has Arrived On Scene FIGMOóFuck It. Got My Orders. FISHDO - Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On FUGAZI - Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In; refers to an out-of-control situation such as a chaotic jungle-warfare combat environment. FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief FUBER - Fucked Up Beyond Economic Repair FUMTU - Fucked Up More Than Usual FUNDY - Fucked Up, Not Dead Yet; on British medical charts[4] GFU - General Fuck Up GMFU - Grand/General Military Fuck
Need Leveled Oct 2nd
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Would You Say A Prayer For Me?
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at I believe that God answers prayer.... I am scheduled for an interview tomorrow morning that I have been waiting 10yrs to get! And i am sincerely asking all my friends to just say a prayer for me that i Will get this job. Thank you so much.....xxxooo,s GailLargest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at
What The Heck Is Going On With The Albums
it says all of mine are gone , except for my default. is anyone else having problems with theirs
My Own Misery
An ache Rip me open and pour me out I want to scream and shout It was all in a dream I want to shout and scream It is what it seems Limitless....boundless....timeless Im waiting....anticipating Everyday in everyway For a glimpse of you...sad but true I already know you An ache...a lack of you....a deficiency....unsatisfactory....sitting in my own misery Rip me open and pour me out Had to let it all out
Getting Over
Good at getting over I was getting good at getting over the women in my past I loved every-one and thought that they would last They all made me happy in their own little ways Now theyíre gone and memories of better days I am so tuff no-one can hurt me Can always get past and return to the free You had my heart and now itís through So why canít I just get over you Women have come and were not here to last You are different a spell you have cast Life is inside and out for me In my head but not my sight you see But I am tuff and will get over you I try to believe that this will be true Voodoo child you seem to be Pins and needles sticking inside of me For every problem there is a cure For you I just donít how for sure Your not here and Iím not there We will meet again sometime-somewhere Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/29/07
New Pics!!
I have posted all these new pics and they are so lonely for comments!! Can you help me out?
I Want To Eat You
"What are you reading?" Elle laughed. "You wouldn't believe what this guy is writing to me. I can't believe he didn't read my profile. It clearly shows I'm not single." Tara grinned. "Wish you were?" Shaking her head, Elle kissed Tara full on the lips. "Not a chance. Here, come sit by me. You can read his sad attempts at flirting." "So if he's bothering you, why don't you just ignore him?" "Oh, he's not bothering me, per se... These guys... they're all so single minded and cliche. I suspect the only reason he's talking to me is because it says I'm with you." Tara wore an amused expression. "I'm sure there are other people out there who are better conversationalists than..." She leaned forward and began cracking up. "...SmokinCock69? What kind of name is that? Why do people even add the 69? Isn't it like overdoing it?" Returning the laugh, Elle whispered dramatically. "That 69 lets others know he's in heat." Tara snaked her hand under her wife's skirt. "Are you i
Ice:(in Case Of Emergency) Ty Grim
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore t
You expected gentle midnight, and found to your surprise. Thoughts that ran even deeper, and echoed in your eyes. You can not blame me dear one, I warned you at the set. That I was not so gentle, and my hungers were always wet. Roses on the sheets, the thorns my toy toy of choice. As I pulled you ever closer, and raised your passions voice. Pains will heal my darling, but I loved your sweet refrain. And I didn't hear you try to stop, when first you feel the pain. Just some little blood drops, in contrast on your ass. Will leave witness of tonight, and all good things that passed. You expected midnight, instead you found the sun. Now tell me as you're blushing dear, didn't you find it fun?
were having a party at mom's house to watch Lets go to Prison because we think it will be funny and my uncle joe is going to be there to. Uncle joe was in prison for a time when i was a kid i watched the cops come in our house looking for him and i told them don't look in the basement. I think that's when dad started the 'no talk' rule at our house.
I Am Tired Of This Shit!
I am so tired of all the picture problems I've been having! I thought the picture albums where great, so why are they messing with stuff yet again?
I'm Looking For Someone
I'm looking for someone, that will treat me right, love me all day, and all through the night. comforting me when I need to cry, wiping my tears right from my eyes. I'm looking for someone, that does make me smile, they're always around, not just once in awhile. I'm looking for someone that does make me laugh, I am so looking for my other half. I'm looking for someone, that helps pull me through, whenever I'm happy, or feeling so blue. I'm looking for someone, that will always be there, especially when I'm feeling total despair. I'm looking for someone, that's honest and true, I'm looking for someone, that someone is you...
On My Mind...
Ok so there's someone who's been on my mind non-stop for the past week/month. I mean literally 24/7. I eat, sleep, breath this person. Does this person even know? Does this person even care? That person knows who they are and just recently things have happened that I can't explain but I can't think straight cause of things that's happened. I mean is it an obsession? Is it a obsessive compulsive disease or something? I mean what the hell! This someone has been around for times on end and it's like the closer times come the further they are. I've called it love but is that even a word now or just an excuse? It's gotten to the point that times I've thought about just walking up to that person and just letting go. Forgetting who's around and just telling how I feel but at the same time don't wanna do that and run that person off. While that person's told me their feelings, I still have yet to see the result. Will I see a result? Probably not. It's been a long time and they
breast exams
Scary Stuff...pass The Word!
Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips , forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans . If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM . Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. Thi
My Phone...
Ok... a few months ago (when I was unemployed and BROKE) my sister couldn't make up my half of the phone bill so she borrowed the money from our mom. Instead of paying CASH on the phone bill, my sister handed my mom her portion of the money, and my mom had the remainder in her checking acct. so she wrote a check. No problem, right? Evidently it was!!! The check bounced and Verizon failed to call her and let her know. (They won't call me, since the phones are in her name) This morning I tried to call a place and get some information before I went home from work and surprise surprise the phone don't work. My mom owes my sister almost $500 now. (BTW, that's not a normal bill... we had changed our plan and the bill went up for 1 month) I'm so pissed off... my cell is my ONLY phone!!! Right now (as I am between classes at school) my phone is my blood line. I need to have contact with my school councilors. No phone also means... no new pix of me :( Anyways... if anyon
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La La La
I just felt like writing. I don't really have anything to say. What kind of perfume does everyone like? My all time favorite is Cool Water, Hugo Woman, Clinique Happy, Happy Heart, Curious. There's a few others I like. But generally the more expensive, the better they smell. I always smell good for a date, that's for sure. Not that I go on dates or anything because that would be totally weird! I've never had a real date! rough day. jr high kids...ugh.
When A Soldier Comes Home
href=''>wendyDate: Oct 1, 2007 8:40 AM-----------------From: Black Label SocietyDate: Sep 30, 2007 11:23 PMWhen a soldier comes home, he finds it listen to his son whine about being bored. keep a straight face when people complain about be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. be silent when people pray to God for a new car. control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. Öto be compassionate when a businessman
Something I Wrote.
This wicked world aint helping me; Its giving me suicidal tendencies. Im going crazy in this locked up cell; I strive and I strain, but nothing seems real. Ive been locked in this bitch 28 months; Some people say "It must take guts" I tell them I want to die; They tell me to stop my lie. I stick my ear to the concrete wall; What do I hear but a bouncing ball? It reminds me of the time I was a child; Even as a little kid I was wild. Soon the demons will come; I dont know where I will run. I see the gates of Hell through the purple haze; Retreating from my destiny seems like a maze. I now dont know of what I believe in; If its God Ive commited too many sins; If its Satan, only time will tell; 'cause when I die, Ill fall in his well. Please Lord, Whoever you may be; Dont leave 'cause your all that I see. It is now time to deliver me from good; 'cause what has it gotten me but putting me in this mood??
Are there any men left out there that actually have hearts.....damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....WTF!!!!!
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Sweet Serenity
The way the light hits your hair. Making it seem like it's on fire. The curve of your cheek. Your lips so luscious and full. The sound of your voice on the wind. How I yearn to have you close. I need you now. So that I might feel the velvety softness of your lips. As your hands slide down my body. Arousing every sense in me. I want to taste you on my lips. The salt of your skin. The scent of you filling my nostrils. Inflaming my desires. While your lips caress my skin. Your body pressed against mine. Awakening feelings I thought were as good as dead. Holding me in a sweet embrace. Making love to me without the hurried responses of lust. A slow seduction, as passions build into a fire. Burning towards sultry sensations. As I feel my shirt sliding down my body. The stroke of the clothe against my skin awakening me. As you drive me to distraction, with your lips and fingertips. Hands buried in my hair. As you kiss me like I've never been kissed before. I have dreamed of a moment like thi
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This Is So Cute (from The Bulletin Board) From "happy Feet" I Just Bought This Movie For My Daughter, Its Such A Good Movie.
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why cant a man love me!? and be the kinda man that can pick me up ND Trhow this ndn on d a bed........
Just Something To Think About
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, f
If We...........
If we woke up naked together, using only 3 words what would you say? Tell me and then pass it on and see how many crazy answers you get
Adult Questions That Im Not Afraid To Answer!!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? yes there is!! 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? all the time is the best time! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? left side 4. Which do you prefer...Pork, beef, or chicken??? chicken 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope 7. Shower or bath? shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? Ummm NO 9. Mexican or Chinese food? Mexican food 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? i want one that is both 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? Yes 13. Love or money? Love 14. Do you use mostly Credit cards or cash? cash 15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't ? Yes 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Camping 17.Vagina's???? I have one lol 18. Would you shave your entire body (including y
Get This...
Someone working for the school I go to parked in between two wheelchair accessible spots tonight (driving a sticker). Literally on the lines in between the two cars. I was able to get in, but seriously...who does that? Ok, I've seen it, but someone who works for the place that you're parking at? UGH. People in general shouldn't be excused anyway, but that just seems even worse to me... Just needed to rant again...ha I swear I'll use this for something else eventually. On a happy note, two of my classes will be early classes now instead of the late ones! Only one late class this semester! YIPPEE!
I Need A Break.
I hate where I'm at and I wish there was a magic fix for it. I try to be happy but my heart breaks. No, there's nobody's ass to kick over it. It isn't any one person that breaks my heart -- its just the world. I will check in at a later date.
This Is Just The Quirky Spelling Bird In Me...
not a concealed gripe or something... but how does one "wok" a photo? Is it some sort of cooking technique?
Man's Bathroom
A Jam For Everyone :)
Frozen by Within Temptation I canít feel my senses I just feel the cold All colors seem to fade away I canít reach my soul I would stop running, if knew there was a chance It tears me apart to sacrifice it all but Iím forced to let go Tell me Iím frozen but what can I do? Canít tell the reasons I did it for you When lies turn into truth I sacrificed for you You say that Iím frozen but what can I do? I can feel your sorrow You wonít forgive me, but I know youíll be all right It tears me apart that you will never know but I have to let go Tell me Iím frozen but what can I do? Canít tell the reasons I did it for you When lies turn into truth I sacrificed for you You say that Iím frozen but what can I do? Everything will slip way Shattered peaces will remain When memories fade into emptiness Only time will tell its tale If it all has been in vain I canít feel my senses I just feel the cold Frozen... But what can I do? Frozen... Tell me Iím frozen bu
My Angel
u know i use to write short stories and poems all the time when i was younger.. even after i had my first child i still did.. here is my lat poem i have wrote.. i made it for my child who neve got a chance to live cause of my ex.. i was 4-5 weeks pregnant when i lost him.. my ex punched my child out of me over me allowing my mother to keep my daughter over night o i could have a night where i could try to relax.. when i was with my ex i was the one who worked, cooked, cleaned, took care of my child..i dont it all.. my ex didnt do anything except for drink, do drugs, cheat and beat on me.. i remember that night as if it was yesterday.. we got into an argument and then the next thing i knew he got me with a low blow to my stomach and then thhrew me into the edge of our bed and then raped me.. all i could do was cry and hold my stomach and force myself to not scream out with all the pain.. i knew if i did he woul have hit me again.. he always did when i screamed for help.. when i did nobo
I'm new here so i have no fucking idea what to do, an pointers??? my myspace is or /kaylathealmighty
Game Players (did That When I Was In Jr. High)
Lately, I've found some people, (most of them female) who have left me messages and then I see that they are friends with people I am also a friend of. I don't want to hear your little jealous quips or immature remarks. If you don't like what I've said to someone, well unless it's you, It's not my problem. If you have a problem with me being friends with someone you are friends with too, get over it. There is one person who played a game with me, and there are some women who have been being dramatic with me about him, because it's all my fault, according to him. If you think you are defending him, tell it to him. I don't care. I don't want to waste my time with petty people. If you don't like me, don't connect with me. I don't need, want, or like this crap I went through less of when I was 12 than I do now. Get a clue, get over it, get a life, and keep me out of it.
Happy Anniversary Msm
Marco, Iím in love with you. Iím completely head over heals, Butterflies in my stomach, Blissfully, In love with you. I love everything about you. I have never loved anyone as completely as I love you. And I will never love another this way. Yet I had absolutely no idea who you were. I wondered if you were the one instantly after hearing your voice. The one I was yearning for all this time, Iíve yet to see what tomorrow brings. I know youíre out there somewhere. And I love that somewhere, You are in just as much love with me. I love everything I already felt for you, Without even knowing if you existed. I love that I will be most beautiful to you, Than the rest of the world. I love that in my eyes, You can do no wrong. I love the way weíll be able to laugh at each other. So much love that I feel for you, And so much more whenever you appear. Sometimes it scares me. It scares me that there is a person out there, That will be able to completely disarm me. It s
I'm Not A B*tch, You're Just Stupid.
This guy couldn't spell! He didn't know what busy meant! Here is just some of the stupid things he said. meoffjack2000: ok are you going to call me meoffjack2000: so your not ging to call me and you dont whant me calling you D1ddl3MySk1ttl3: i said idk cause i dont know when im free meoffjack2000: isnt it night and weekends meoffjack2000: and i pay no mater what time it is or if i call or get a call D1ddl3MySk1ttl3: im not talking about free on the phone i mean free busy meoffjack2000: whats busy? D1ddl3MySk1ttl3: what do you mean whats busy? meoffjack2000: i dont know what busy is what is it? D1ddl3MySk1ttl3:how do you not know what busy is meoffjack2000: i dont know i know bisy D1ddl3MySk1ttl3: bisy? meoffjack2000: oh ok i see now meoffjack2000: we are both rong OMG DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS.. WE ARE BOTH WRONG ABOUT BUSY..... AND HE THINKGS I AM A B*TCH BECAUSE I SAID TO HIM STOP TALKIN TO ME.. AND AFTER LIKE 30 MINS OF STILL TRYING TO TALK TO ME.. I FRE
My Pain
To rest.. to be weak.. to wearily close your eyes and dream. To open them to reality and let the stars and night sky fade to brightness. To have a need.. so painstakingly great consume you and your thoughts in the brightness of day. Pain is my friend. You cannot take my friend away from me. It is the comsumption of my thoughts.. the ONE thing that holds me where i kneel.. when i kneel. I do not bring this pain to myself.. although i wish i could.. give it to me.. want it for me.. tortured flesh so greatly in need of torture.. its quite the conundrum.
I'm A Bitch.....and I Don't Plan On Changing
BITCH When I stand up for myself and my beliefs,they call me a bitch.When I stand up for those I love,they call me a bitch.When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way,they call me a bitch.Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it,I am defined as a bitch.The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid,or when I act a little selfish.It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.You won't succeed.And if that makes me a bitch,so be it!!!I embrace the tit
Bombing 10-3
Over night we have lost our lead some of us used every comment we had plus begged and borrowed all we could otherwise. Have you got the tenacity? Do you have the commitment? Are you willing to go the distance? Lets Roll Storm!! VIP contest OCT 2nd - 8th Due to time restraint and given the lead that others have, This is the only contest for bombing at this time. Bombs AwaY!!! Wicked Storm Crew Rulz!!! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA (repost of original by '~Wicked Storm Crew Levelers & Bombers ô ~' on '2007-10-03 04:53:06')
Mass. Goverment Sucks
The State of Massachusetts has Canceled my Health Coverage because I didn't put in change of address.Social Security Disability short changed me $105. Which is my VIP cash an Cash to fix my Computer,+ Booze money.My account is totally useless with out VIP.I will complicate this shortage an decide what is Best.Ty a Defiant Lord Wolf
Anyone who knows me or have talked to me for any length of time knows that my children are my life. so this will be about my oldest. I call him J.D. but if you want to check him out and show some love before he leaves he is fubar member harbinger101. I was sixteen when I had him. I could have given up and become a product of my environment but I couldn't. I finished school on time and with my class so my son would be proud of me. from the time he was six he wanted to be a police officer. I taught him to follow his dreams. I encouraged him to do what he needed to do to achieve that goal. never in his life has he ever done anything half way. so I was surprised when he called to tell me he was joining the national guard reserves. i support every branch of the military but I didn't understand this. I have alway supported and protected my children. but I had to ask WHY? so he started explaining why he was joining the military and I said no.... this was not what I meant. why was he only go
Great News 4 Me
Taking Shit Seriously
1. when they make fake profiles of you 2.blocking you 3.bash you on your own page 4.making mumms about you 5.starting shit then running to a bouncer
Ever Notice
how many happy hours there are come the 1 of the month
It's Ahmazing!
How people try to be smarter than me. Or even think they can be. I don't understand why people would think that they could get the upperhand on me. I mean, seriously. Don't you pay attention? I'm the epicenter of most of the things that I do. In other words, I have a look at everything that's going on and I direct the flow. Never try to outdo someone you don't really know. It'll never work. Especially not when it's me. :D
The Mind Thinks In Eternity
The mind thinks in eternity So if you are feeling sad, you feel you will forever feel sadness. It feels as though there is no end to the sadness. And so you fight it and struggle to break free from it rather than experience it. Same with being present. It can feel frightening to give up the mind and simply be present. It can feel as though you are giving up everything forever. But there is no eternity. There is only this moment. This very moment is an opportunity to be present. Just for this second, can you be present. Just for this second, can you allow yourself to experience what is here. To simply breathe and feel and watch. Because in just one second of being present, you are transformed. It only takes this one second to find peace. What happens beyond that is just an illusion in your mind.
I Never..
I never intend to be the most important person in your life... but I do hope time would come and you would realize and smile, thanking me that I've touched your heart that nobody that... :-)
Rather Unorthodox!
It's funny I was on the floor filing and I noticed that everyone that went by was giving me a weird look. At first I thought it was weird cause I always sit on the floor when I'm filing. Then it hit me. I was filing while I was doing a split on the floor. I can be SO oblivious sometimes. lol
For Someone...
If you think you have no reason to live because no one knows your heart, then maybe thats is why it is still beating... For someone to get to know it... ;-)
You Won't Believe What She Did!!!
I hope this will give you a laugh. I had to travel out of town last Wednesday. I got to the airport and was asked for my drivers license. All I could find was my expired license. The new one was missing. So what if they sent me to the potential terrorist line. I just had to deal with it lol. I had planned on charging my expenses to my AmEx card and getting reimbursed when I got back. I went to have dinner and a drink at one of the airports on my way and found it was missing. So, I'll use my BB&T card I thought. Also missing. Fortunately, I found my last bank card to use. While I was gone I was calling my office, my roommate, everyone I could think of to look for these cards for me. I remembered my purse had tipped over on my bed one night and thought maybe my roommate would find them on the floor of my bedroom, but she didn't. When I returned home and saw my daughters, ages 6 and 8, and told them of my adventures, my youngest said she thought she knew where they were so I
A Warning To My Friends....
Beware of this woman... Donna bella@ fubar I was once Friends with her, we spoke for about a week or so, both on here and on the phone. Just friendly Conversations, nothing romantic or anything like that. After about a week or so, she said this to me. "You should leave your Girlfriend and be with me" keep in mind I have never met this woman... and she wants me to leave my girlfriend. Anyways, I told her not, that I would not do that, and I do not know how you can want a man who would do that, because who is to say he won't do the same to you. She then got mad, started flipping out, I then hung up the phone, she proceeded to try to text and call me before I blocked her number. Later that day when I go to visit my Girlfriend and spend the weekend I tell her about what happened, then the next morning, we wake up and she checks her fubar, and tells me, "omg, she msged me" She sent msges to my Girlfriend saying, I never told her I had a Girlfriend, that I was che
This Is Absolute Bs And Being Former Miltary I Know The The Truth Here (from The Bulletin Board)
Military being paid too much? You be the judge! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America . On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through t
Still A Friend?
One of my boys is getting out of jail tomorrow. I grew up with Eddy but fools keep telling me I need to get away from him he's dangerous he's retarded. No, I don't mean retarded like Corky Thatcher retarded but he just... does dumb shit. Any ideas?
Ok So Here Is The Latest
the bills have finally setled so we know what we have to pay to catch up...but its its ganna be a bit till i can get access at home...thanks to all of you who have been so patient and stuck around....miss you all lots and hope to be back asap...for those that didnt stick around..well do what you got to do...for those that means alot....thanks again
Cherish Every Moment
Life is too short Don't waste a minute Enjoy each day And everyone in it Tomorrow will come It could be your last Make the most of today Life passes too fast.
Candle Of Light
Be a candle of light; To someone today. Bring hope and care; A long their way. Reach out your hand; To a survivorís path, Help them now; To smile and laugh. For love is healing, No greater gift. Found in a heart; Who gave a lift.
Being Blazed And Thinking
I guess today has been a bit long. But it has also made me think about so much at the same time... I have my ex gf stuck on my mind at this time, and well Last night a friend that knows her as well came to me last night due to some boys in the hood trying to jump him alright. Well he said he ran into her a few days ago and was talking about me and she said she didn't want me back that all she wants to do is be with guys in there 50's and 60's and older just to make me jealous and I am like what the hell man. I do miss her alot,but at the same time I don't see her and I never getting back together. Its just after everything I do for that gurl, it proved me that no matter what you do for the one person you love...Cuz they always find a way to break you down to pieces. I am stuck with her running my mind everyday as well as all the questions that come with it. Well I am sitting here thinking what sounds nice right about now???
My Godson
23 Ways To Make A Woman Smile & Feel Special
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h
Something I Found should be in stash but hardly anyone checks that.
~ Blank ~ my eyes are open but i can not see seems as tho everyone is watching me i don't want to be that girl the one who gave up so easily i don't want to be the one who questions everything i don't want to grow up misunderstood i don't want to fear the world i don't want to never understand i don't want to die alone.. the eyes pierce through me i begin to bleed but no one cares no seems to see that deep down I'm blinded I'm lost within my own insecurities I'm a child in my own world my tears are dark i feel their eyes yet i see no face everything is blank an unpainted canvas , i try so hard i want to believe but deep within i just don't have it in me no matter how hard i try i stand alone, with no one at my side so now i sit here and close my eyes pretend that I'm just not alive. i begin to tune out the eyes i being to fade into the darkness i grow more torn before i become no more.. i was the girl n
Found this and thought to add it here. Not sure if I am "in tune" with it.
For all the saw the mumm that got deleted because people counldn't handle the two words.. spandex.... with .... fat 82 comments.. 572 veiws.. In that mumm The results were in my favor. The two should not be put together. The results were based on mumm readers votes. Sorry to all that it upset but it was just a question not a knock down on over heavey people that enjoy wearing spandex. It was an opinion. Come on... they show it on comdey central all the time. Laugh ok. Have fun and have a good day. I laughed when you were calling me a cunt.. can't take the heat then get out. That is my saying to you. I am sorry again to all it upset.
When Hallmark Writers Have Bad Ideas'
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay ................................................. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep ................................................. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? ................................................. I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ................................................. We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop ................................................. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ................................................. Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ................................................. Happy Birthday,
A Dream
Richard my love this is for you. I will always keep you in my heart and in my dreams. Rest easy now baby your pain is gone. You are set free my love I will see you in my dreams.He comes to me at night in my dreams. The soft sigh of the bed as he lays behind me and spoons his body round mine once again. A hand reaches out and touches my hair caress my cheek and lingers there for a moment, softly stroking my skin .I nuzzle my face into his cupped hand ,so glad to feel the touch of my man.although he has been gone for a few years , he comes to me from time to time to comfort me and make love to me as only he can.I feel the warmth and wetness gathering in my pussy from just the soft touch of his hands as they move down my body. His hand reaches my breast and he gently takes my nipple and gives it a little squeeze and leans over me to take it into his mouth he sucks me so hard I can barely keep from cumming right then. I reach down to finger myself as he sucks on my tits and presses his coc
Is the all technology in my sad little world trying to thwart me today?!? Yahoo is my new enemy .. daily it turns craptastic and wont play well with others.. and now on here for some odd reason my blogs dont show on my page. Grrr~!
Bar Tab Blues =(
Ok is it me or is the BAR TAB up there top left lagging for the last few days??? i am not getting anything in there till an hour or 2 sometimes 3 hours after anything has been posted... Van made 2 mumms around 10 - 10:30 this morning i didn't even get it in my tab till 1 pm, Ashley made a blog @ 11:10 am i did not get that till 3:30 pm same with Mel's blogs, even pics & mumms are not showing till later. I asked scrapper he said reboot, I rebooted same thing. I cleared out my temp files/cache even temp java files still lagging. Went to the support lounge they told me to do all the above & make sure its set to everything which it is LOL I know of one person who is also having the same problem but is anyone else out there? =( ok I'm done ranting now LOL
My Love My Love
sleep escapes me when your memory drifts to my skin, my ears lead me to the sea breeze, and i find my soul captivated in your bidding. i see nothing but a hundred footsteps; i feel nothing but vertigo. the sky comes to life with the play of smoke and blaze. the water, in its depth and grimness, show your passion, my love my love, your passion. nothing else. i start to think that i just might have taken the risk for the wrong reason, the wrong person, at the wrong time. too soon. too late. i can never own you, my love will never possess you; the fates cannot tolerate it; you will forbid love yet share your passion. and then, you arouse in me a will to survive, an uplifting grace soaring up like fire. when love forbids itself to you, and your soul keeps you awake you will drift with the sea breeze; i can never be yours, you will never be mine, but you will let passion captivate us both.
Only - Nine Inch Nails (With Teeth) I'm becoming less defined as days go by Fading away And well you might say I'm losing focus Kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself Sometimes I think I can see right through myself Sometimes I can see right through myself Less concerned about fitting into the world Your world that is Cause it doesn't really matter anymore No it doesn't really matter anymore No it doesn't really matter anymore None of this really matters anymore Yes I am alone but then again I always was As far back as I can tell I think maybe it's because Because you were never really real to begin with I just made you up to hurt myself I just made you up to hurt myself, yeah And I just made you up to hurt myself And it worked. Yes it did! There is no you There is only me There is no you There is only me There is no fucking you There is only me There is no fucking you There is only me Well the tiniest little d
Game Time!
Ok people let's have some fun.and please don't be shy at all, You guy's and gal's can ask me any three questions you want as a comment...But here's the twist I will answer 2 questions right and 1 question a lie and all you have to do is figure out witch is the truth and witch one is the lie....And when you people are done please copy and paste to your blogs so i and others can ask you the quetions...and lets see how far this game will go...Have Fun and Enjoy..
My New Bike And Lease On Life
OK so today my girl friend of 3 years dumps me because she sayd she doesnt love me anymore. I have been saving for a house or a bigger house that she wanted. So today she broke up with me and I went and bought me a new bike. I know I cant replace her with my ride but shit i can get a new girl cause my new ride is alot bette then my old one lol.
Forever Morphing Moi
Bad Night
It sucks when you have your day planned out and then it gets blown up by a busted up couch. Ya see it's like this; my brothers were visiting so I was making dinner or whatever. Havent gotten any in a few days so I went with the porn. Was gonna get in a quick jerk when I'd sat down on the couch and there's the fuckin spring poking through like a stalker. Needless to say next time Kendall is here there's going to be hell to pay. Peace
My Family & I Say Thanks
My Family & I sat together tonight and read all the comments and gifts and messages sent from all of you.And I would like to say thank you all for your prayers and all the love you have sent. Believe it or not it was comforting to all of us to see so much love from so many people. And a very special thanks to Rain & Pnedis for the blog. My family truly loved your slide show of Breanna . My daughter & her husband were very touched by it It brought smiles & tears but they were tears of joy for the memories you have stored in that show. SO THANK YOU FROM ME & MY FAMILY. Get More at
Got Bored
Wrote it awhile ago was bored 1 day Got bored rained all day depressing wrote a quick poem is it any good ocean waves wash my soul cleanse me of your smile and the memory of ten fingers entwined forever in a hopeless wish
Social Retardation, Lmao!
So I'm reading a Fubar's profile, and part of it reads: "I like fast cars with sound systems and playing pool. I enjoying going to ropers every tuesday with my girls and meeting new people, even make a few new friends sometimes. I'm also willing to try just about anything. I also write poetry, i have even some of them published. As for those of you who want something more know one thing right off im only into white guys, anyone else is strickly a friends bases." This was cut and paste from her profile. Okay so aside from showing she'll never really be a threat at a 4th grade spelling bee, she's basically saying, "I don't think people of any other race are worthy of any real interest to me, but we can be friends though." Wow...rednecks with computers, proof that higher tech does not necessarily mean a higher state of mind.
I Hate You ( By Angeleyes )
I HATE you i hate you for EVERYTHING that youve ever put me through and for everything you WISH to put me through what have I done to make you hate me so much what have i done for you to make MY life a living hell and you DARE scar the innocence that i once had and will NEVER have again i hate you for ALL those time you LEFT me standing ALONE in the dark standing there in the rain and you JUST left me to drown in my pain i hate the times when i KNEW there was SOMEONE else but I chose NOT to listen and i told myself there wasnt i HATE all the times WE laid there and you whispered those sweet LIES to me i hate the times i THOUGHT you cared when you NEVER did i hate waking up KNOWING what you did to me knowing the WORDS that were said and knowing that i will NEVER be able to erase them and will NEVER forget it i hope the ones who have came before and after me have learned the TRUTH of who you are and i hope they never had to go through the pain i did and i hope the
Do I Try Another Psychiatrist?
So what I didn't blog about a couple weeks ago that I just hadn't wanted to talk about was that I tried to get into a doctor[psychiatrist] to get some medication to help handle the anxiety attacks and the panic attacks until I can locate a local EMDR therapist or Cognitive therapist that takes my insurance and that I can get started with treatment for my Post Traumatic Stress Dysorder[Development of characteristic symptoms following a psychologically traumatic event that is generally outside the range of usual human experience; symptoms include numbed responsiveness to environmental stimuli, a variety of autonomic and cognitive dysfunctions, and dysphoria- from a online medical dictionary]. The Lady had Tourette's, which Im not one to judge, but its hard to be comfortable with someone when you've got anxiety problems and they are ticking at you. A persons mannerisms can make a world of difference with comfort levels for me, and her Tourette's was just not helping the situation. S
81-wings To Fly
Can I set your world on fire Can I burn you down I see you in your ivory tower Where your feet won't touch the ground Don't look're much too high Oh won't you...spread your wings to fly Would you rip my heart out I don't need it now Life and death come from your mouth It's too late to choose that now Don't look're much too high Oh won't you...spread your wings to fly What is this mortal language That rolls from the tip of your tongue I am buried beneath this baggage I sense your touch but i'm still numb Don't look're much too high Oh won't you...spread your wings to fly
why do i always feel like im outside of everything. I feel like i am always looking in and never really there... or so ignored that it wouldnt matter either way. I know ppl have other things to do... but when its someone that you care about that makes ya feel like this every now and then... it makes ya wonder why
Please Do You Love Me Help Me Level!!
i love my girlfriend to death she is my girlfriend everything but when she gets mad she gets even just like when i do something wrong nd i try to correct myself she still is mad at me
If This Aint A Bunch A Sheeut .. .. .. .
N.Y. human waste raises stink in Alabama Human waste from New York is creating a stink in rural north Alabama. A Texas company has opened a plant that treats sewer sludge from New York and turns it into fertilizer that is spread on Alabama farmland. It's a great deal for farmers, who get the fertilizer for free, but some in northwest Limestone County say they can't stomach the stench. "When the wind is right, we can't even breathe," said Lori Muse of Goodsprings. "People out here are really upset about it. It smells 10 times worst than a pig barn." Bill Daws, a county commissioner, called the odor "the worst smell that I've ever smelled." "But we've checked everything out and it all appears to be legit," he told The News Courier of Athens, which first reported the flap. Synagro Technologies Inc. of Houston, Texas, has a contract to dispose of human wastes from New York. The company treats sludge from wastewater plants in New York and ships it to Alabama by rail car
Get A Life!
What a fools hanging around here! Reporting a picture of my hand as NSFW?! LMAO
Yeah so last night me and Chris sat outside of a movie set waiting for Pacino and DeNiro. Actually we ran into a friend of ours from high school that I'd had a crush on since freshman year and you know what? After seeing him again, I realized I still do. lol. but that's not the point. My main goal in meeting Pacino was to rape em! Which of course will have to be postponed cause he got away. lol. he did wave at us though. So anywho, after Razul and Jason left me and Chris held out til quarter after 11... why? Cause we met 50 Cent! YEAH! I was so excited, he shook my hand and signed this scrap of paper I had. lol. and you know what? he's actually pretty fucking fine in person! Tonight after Chris gets outta work, we're going back. Come hell or high water we're getting either Pacino or DeNiro!
Sexy Girl 4 Fun
hi there guys, well what can i say? Iv'e been told that im very attactive and have a really nice figure, Im a very social and outgoing girl that loves to party and meet new people and make new friends, im here on this site hoping to maybe hook up with someone for a cool time and maybe a lot more if you know what i mean?....... I would love to meet a guy that's easy going and laid back, i love a guy with a cool attitude and a talkative personality and im not really fussy about looks but i want someone that can really get a party started......LETS PARTY BABY!
Thursday October 4, 2007
Today I came to a frightning realization: down 'ere in cajun country, if it moves, and we can catch it... we eat it. NEWS FLASH 9:31 AM: Its that time again! Time to disinfect the lounge! NEWS FLASH 11:00 AM: A team of scientists came across an ancient manuscript in a recent excavation of a grave in Gaza. The manuscript has been translated and reads as follows: (SOURCE: DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD): In the Beginning there was The Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without Form. And the Plan was completely without Substance. And The Darkness was upon the face of The Workers. And they Spoke among Themselves, Saying, "It is a Crock of Shit, And it Stinkith." And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and Sayeth, "It is a Pail of Dung and none may Abide the Odor Thereof." And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and Sayeth unto them, "It is a Container of Excrement and It is very strong, Such that
Bombing 10-04
Good Morning Wicked Storm Crew! ~~Keep Bombing TxMom She also has a Happy Hour coming up this morning. This will give you more points per comment. Below are her links: Tx Mom of 5 Another member Majically Delicious MILF is in a long term contest, I will provide a link to her pic but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a friend. A new member Heartistic Soul is having a contest, called the Cherry Chase. We need to support her in this effort... here is a link to her page. We still need new members!! We are still trying to get entries for our "internal" Tag contest, this reporter is aware of several members who have plenty of talent in this area, so get your entries in soon. This contest will be run anonymously so that we get a true winner for the best tag! Wicked Storm Crew Rocks!!!
Cable Thief
The cable guy came by at 8 this morning to set things up round here. I grabbed some breakfast with T-Square and Antonio then come back, he's sitting in his van smoking Marlboros and telled me the job was finished "but...." Long story short, he wanted me to pay him an extra fifty to illegal add channels for me, all this pay per view shit add-ons. I told him if I was interested in recreating "Prison Break" I'd do it on my own time and didn't need some hippie to try and do this to me.
Make Me A $5 Hoe.
Attractive Test Would you kiss me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] Already Did ***************************** Am I hot? [ ] No! [ ] OK [ ] Fine [ ] Beautiful [ ] Gorgeous! ***************************** Would you hug me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Already did ***************************** Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... [ ]____________ ***************************** I look like.. [ ] A slut [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf / gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] Another somebody ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1
Grr i posted this the other day but apparently something happened to where i had it hosted soo have to do it again...
Mmmmmmm ... I just shaved my legs in the shower this morning. I am wearing a short skirt and after I scratched an itch on my calf I have to say I became a bit aroused. My legs are VERY smooth. I put a new blade in my razor and it really made a difference. Hmmmmm.... I think I will hike up my skirt a bit and run my finger nails across the inside of my thighs. OMG... that feels so good. Oh oh... I grazed a very sensitive area higher up my legs. Oh oh... watch out tonight honey... you are in for a tongue lashing all over. Ok... I better stop doing that. My nipples are getting stiff and very hard and I am at work and there are patients near by. I need to be professional in appearance. But what they don't know what is going on in my head is none of their business.... LOL
The Way I Roll
you all know me by now and know i am a reasonable man but why is it so hard for me to find a new al-anon sponcer? i have asked all my friends but it looks like i have fair weather ones becase they say they could not do it. i say i would do anything for a trusted friend. all i can say is there are a couple who i owe money to and the might as well kiss it goodbye!
A True 9/11 Budweiser Story
How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001 ...Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their
Wanna Know About Me? Here Ya Go!
Full Name:: Shai !!! Birthday:: 1 December, 1983 Birthplace:: Ft Worth TEXAS!!!! Eye Color:: honey/green Hair Color:: Good Question, let me get back to ya! Height:: 5' 8" Weight:: you NEVER ask a girl that! What's wrong with you? Right handed or Left handed?: Right Your Heritage:: I'm a Bitza! Bits of this, bits of that... My Worst Habit:: I'm overly sensitive Zodiac Sign:: sagitarius Shoe Size:: 8 Pants Size:: expensive! Innie or Outie?: Innie The Shoes You Wore Today:: Flip flops! Your Weakness:: Hot WOMEN Your Fears:: I don't like creepy-crawlies Your Perfect Pizza:: Onion, green pepper and olives! Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::success with my site Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: Don't use it much...sorry Thoughts First Waking Up:: It's getting dark already???? Your Best Physical Feature:: My eyes Your Bedtime:: around noon! Your Most Missed Memory:: If I missed it, how could it still be a memory?! MY FAVORITES Favorite colo
The Teabagging The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase "Who's your daddy?" The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impre
Once In Every Life Time
Once in every lifetime, someone comes along, The one special heart You've been waiting for your whole life long. Once in every lifetime, God sends an angel from above, To make your life complete Who you can give your endless love. When a love like this comes, make any sacrifice, For the best things in life Seldom come along twice. There is no love that compares to yours and mine, A love from heaven that only comes "Once In Every Lifetime."
My Love For You
When I think of my love for you the wonder of its beauty takes my breath away. I cannot recall the moment in time it began, but only the overwhelming feeling of ecstasy it brought to me. For at that moment I knew happiness. A happiness I had never known before. For just the thought of you gave me joy beyond belief. The thought of being with you and being held by you was my one desire I know once we met none other would ever do, for I'll know love. I'll know love as I had never thought possible in this life time. It is a love of passion and desire. It is a never-ending need to you, for you, only you. When I think of my love for you I realize I now know the true meaning of love. I will love you as long as this life endures and beyond, for you are my dreams, my realities. You are my heart You are my meaning of true love.
Feeling Blah
I am just not feeling good today. I felt pain in my neck all night which made it difficult to sleep and I woke up this morning with a massive headache. I am really tired of this pain. I call the doctor? no. not yet anyway. I just haven't had the best luck with doctors. I love my ob/gyn and my kids pediatrician but other than that, hasn't been a good thing. I have been blah all day. Went and got my hair cut and colored earlier and it looks great but I feel so tired and lethargic. I have been sitting here working like a busy little bee but I would much rather be laying in my bed right now. I am going to call the doctor right now! Martin keeps telling me to see a physical therapist and I need to. So, I am making the call right now! Okay, just got off the phone with them. They tell me there are no available appointments for the next 2 weeks! What is up with that? Someone is supposed to call me back within the next 2 days to hopefully fit me in. This is on
Just Random Writing...dont Laugh :-)
As I sit here alone thoughts wander through my head, have I found, the love of my life. A love so deep, that nothing could break it....or is this just a fairy tale a figment of my imagination...the thoughts of him run through my head...his eyes, his face...his lips....feeling his touch, his caress, his warm I sit here alone, I can almost feel his touch, his breath against my face...see his smile...feel his kiss...never wanting it to last for a lifetime....again and this real love or just a dream....the moment I laid eyes on him...looked into his eyes I could see my future..everything laid out for me...a beginning of a wonderful my dreams I share a love so deep for him that nothing could come between this real love, or a dream....if this is real I want to feel it forever...if this is a dream..promise me I will never wake up...:-)
Ex's Are Evil
Typical of my ex.... I get a call.. are you coming to the game tonight? Of course I had no idea about it so I wasn't planning on it. David is in the middle school band and this was the last game they were playing at this year. And of course I would have gone... except the game starts in less than an hour and it take 90 minutes to get there. By the time I park and walk to the stadiu add another 10 minutes. SO I would be there for MAYBE part of the 4th quarter. Add this one to the long list of last minute things like.. "David has a concert tommorow.. I just found out". Or "David's parent/teacher conference is today at 2:00. I just found out. Can you make it?" Of course my ex is a teasher in the school district so she knows about concerts (since her kids sing in the same concert) and being in the same building she knew of the conferences too. Evil Evil Evil
Takin It Back
I'm not mad at the pizza guy. Gonna order again and invite him in for a 40. Nothin wrong with a little peace making.
For Girls
Threesomes: where should I start? Well I want a threesome with a girl and my husband. Actually we wouldn't mind a girlfriend if it was the right person---we are very loyal. But a relationship isn't really a requirement. Really, this shouldn't be hard to understand. We would love to find the right girl for us.We want a girl that has no drama,no boyfriend/girlfriend. We want someone we trust ,and they need to want both of us or not at all. We are best friends. Don't try to see if you break us up---it won't happen. We love each other very much. We both trust each other.We are not jealous of each other. It would be nice to find a girl for us. We hope it will be one of our friends but if it isn't then we'll find someone else that we trust. We would like to date this girl before we go any further---you know, see how things go. And this should also be a BIG hint to a certain person we have been talking to for like 2 years.If this certain person doesn't get the hint then its her loss. I
My Vows To My Joey
i Naughty Angel vow to stand next to thee in all... thankful to the god/godess daily for thee... You have stood beside me when i wanted most to give up... when scared i was Your arms held me... when S/someone did i need to talk with Your ear always there... never shutting me out... always there for me... this promise i make to thee.. my strength , loving caring ways to Thee do i give... my honor and loyalty always to Thee given... in my actions shall i show You always honor and respect ... my loving caring ways always given freely as You came to love me for... i shall stand beside THee in all that comes... good times and bad... always at Your side i will remain always loyal to Thee ... this all i promise to thee and give to thee freely... knowing were it is i belong... i belong always at Your side with love given freely... and at Your side will i proudly stand as proud i am to be chosen by Thee to be Yours and Yours alone... with great happiness and love do i gladly
Short Story ~monster~
He stood there, seemed like he was 100 feet tall, he stood as tall as the trees around.. He was a monster of sorts.. A creature so unique.. The forest grew quiet as the little girl entered inside.. A fear crept over the other animals as they watched.. The little girl, wondering around off exploring came across the monster.. she stopped dead in her tracks.. her eyes followed the monsters legs up, until her eyes reached the skies.. her eyes got big, and she stared.. The monster looked back down at her.. He growled to her.. She just stood there staring at him.. He stomped.. the ground shook under their feet.. yet she just stood there looking up at him.. This monster has always been feared, he has never been understood.. he has walked the forest for years alone.. The little girl kept looking up at him, just staring more and more.. The monster grunted and knocked over a tree trying to scare the little girl away.. once again the ground rumbled under their feet.
Single Moms
this is for all you single moms like me who do there damnest to raise there kids the best thay can with no help from worthless dead beat dads that don't help that don't pay child support. god bless us and our kids. it's not easy but we can do it. and not to forget the dads who do care bless you too. cause you know how tough it is too.
So True
A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Orleans Parish courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to
Real Fukin Funny
SO I have to write about something that i think is funny.....or maybe it's me. this guy comes on my page and not mentioning any names cuz he is pretty lame for even starting shit....but anyways...he rates my photos and starts sb-ing me how fine i am..ok so i automatically say thank you and being nice...i say have a good one. one shout led to another and we had a convo goin on..he must of wanted me bad cuz he started insulting me about how my man on here is fake fubar love and how he lives in my town and is like back da fuk up...what the hell,like you dont know me!!! so i let it go cause its only the internet...but today because i rejected him hes making up major shit about me like he knows me.... well dude ur ugly,ur eyebrows look like two catapillars kissen ,I have a man and your not my type!!!! keep talkin shit and having ppl send me your messages with ur comments i can give a fuk about cuz ur blocked and they will be too.. so keep playen ur games
Where Is All The World?
Where is all the world when all you need is one? One person to stand beside you, one person to share in fun. Where is alll the world, when your so all alone? Noone to even talk to, noone to call your own. Where is all the world when you cry so many tears? Noone to help you dry them, noone to calm your fears. Where is all the world when all you need is a friend? Someone who understands you, someone on whom you can depend. I will tell you where all the world is...they are out with someone else, so wrapped up in their own bullshit; they have time for noone else! By Me
Birthday Wishes On October 5th
Three of my most favorite ladies are born on the same Day. October 5th! Wanna send out Birthday wishes to Lush, I Eat Pills To Stay Sane and KinkStar Sin! Please pass by their pages and show them some luv on their special day. Lush (A PuBlic AffAiR owner)*(co- owner of MaXimum Eclipse)*@ fubar I eat pills to stay sane@ fubar KinkStar Sin **Blast Please for Birthday (Oct 5th)**@ fubar Love Ya Ladies Pierre a.k.a. PieDaDDY
Regrets And Apologies
I did something this morning that hurt the person I love more than anything in this world very much. I don't know why I did it. I have no explanation other than that I got scared and said words that I will regret for the rest of my life. Trust is such a fragile thing and I had no right to mess with it for such a ridiculous reason. I have made a lot of mistakes in my life (as you all well know) but I swear that this is the biggest one I've ever made. If I could take back every word that came out of mouth, I would. If I could change things, I would. If there's ever a way I can earn that trust back, I will. I have never in my life known a love like I do now. It's a love that I wish everyone in the world was able to experience. And I can't believe that I might have done something so fucking stupid that might have risked this love forever. I don't know if you'll ever see this Bryan, but I want you to know how sorry I am. You have given me nothing but love and happiness, you have ch
My Shoutbox
Well.. I guess I have to say this YET again.. Seems like no one listens or pays attention... When the Happy Hours are activated my Shoutbox freezes so many times.. it isn't even funny and it eventually freezes my whole computer up and during the hour that Happy Hours go for.. I must have to restart my computer 20 or so times... and for those that think I am ignoring your shouts.. YOU'RE WRONG.. and "I guess you're busy"... "You could have said good bye"..."What, youre not talking to me now" and I get this one all the time when I freeze and come back and see it is..."Fuck you, you stupid fucking whore, you're a bitch" So, excuse the fuck out of me... if you think I would ignore anyone.. you are sorely and sadly mistaken. If I get any more messages like this again.. I will turn my Shoutbox off.. Cassie.
Being Single Means!
Shot at 2007-07-26 Never having anyone to yell the following words too! "Hey! I need toilet paper!" after you drop a deuce! Words to think About! Thanks! The Pondering Puppy!
Did You See It???
I won a one-day blast and I kept looking for it and I never saw it. Did anyone see it? And if you did, was it the day there was not rating on pics? I'd like to know it at least ran - if you saw the blast, will you please let me know? I really appreciate it. :-) Thank you! Donna
Tonight...thank You My Friend...
sitting alone with time and wine and trees... thinking that nothing means love like listening.. and nothing pretends like thought... words discuss and impress... they hide and decide.. and once, when given a moment, they slip slide into that deeper movement with skin pressed to air.. when moment is there and that that is this is given... and then..there is this nothing...the best gift i've ever been given... is all else that gives us excuse to be true...with that 'oh so not me' subtract contract. but there is the who behindÖand we all know....why we search for excess.... it's in hearts hurting, mind bending, scab picking messiness.. its in hope sinking, love making, heart breaking... it's what makes us.. it's in where we hide...velvet and suede....rough edges..torn hems... it be where this me meets what i can't see..and why in the wide open we hide... and sit I now smoking..and still..past the addiction is the feeling... alone, to be... on a reservation i learned
My boss noticed what an amazing mood I'm in and she asked me what was up. Told her I get to see my homie tonight and she goes, "I think you should see if you can get the band to move in with you. You know that way you're always in this good of a mood." :D
Laughter is an instant vacation. -- Milton Berle Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. -- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. -- Harriet Martineau The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else. -- Umberto Eco I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard. -- William Lloyd Garrison Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. -- Dandemis To get the best out of a man go to what is best in him. -- Daniel Considine
Fluffy Bunny Pagan Test
THE Fluffy Bunny Pagan Test! Not only are you not fluffy, but you positively delight in scaring the fluffies. Now that's not very nice, is it ;-)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
My Results From The Doctor
Well, I went to the doctor yesterday. I found out that I have a tine tear in my muscle in my neck that needs to heal on it's own but I have not been letting it heel. I was told that I have to stay in bed for 2 days and do nothing. No computer, no work, no anything! I am breaking his rule at the moment but just wanted to tell everyone why I won't be on for a couple of days. I am on a strong anti-inflammatory and muscle relaxers that I have to take 3 times a day so I am going to be out of it. If my neck isn't better within 2 weeks, then I will do physical therapy. Apparently it has to calm down first! lol So I hope all of you have a nice weekend. Kiss Ciao~
Why Are We Addicted Here?
I have been here since the Lost Cherry Days when there weren't many rules when Naughty Pictures could be in Default.Then the CherryTap name Change Rules were Emplimented.This site has continualy gone to the Dogs.Now Fubar is Upon us.Fucked up beyond Reconition.Now Fubar Totally Sucks.First of Sept.When they Deleted 1500+ pictures on me Hundreds of Morphs.Personal Pictures I was Foolish to leave here all gone.For Weeks now my Pictures have been Totally Fucked,this past week Horrendous.Now today Bulletins are Fucked.They take that 10 bucks but don't let u Post.Dropping 11's today was really a Freak Happening. You Drop 1 an 2 go missing.What Kind of Bull Fuckin Shit is that.U get some Jealous Dickhead that will Rate a Mumm NSFW an your all fuckin done.Mumms are the Best Points during Happy Hrs.I can't Post them,I'm on Punishment.I'm 50 yrs.Old to damn old for Punishment.I have been Punished enough with all the Damn Women I have been involved with in the Past.I have Lost enough Precious I
Cubs Are In Trouble...again!
I admit that I am a White Sox, but I am still rooting for the Cubs to win the World Series. The problem is that they are 0-2 so against the D-backs. WTF? It's true, the Cubs always seem to choke at the worst times. I told my mom that this is the year for the Cubs to win it all, but now I'm not so sure. I hope for my mom's sake that the Cubs win. One more loss and they are done for the year. Well Cub fans, you cannot blame Mr. Bartman this year...
A True Honest Caring Man-dave My Hero
imikimi - Customize Your World You are the very best. We have shared many times together. You have lifed me up when i am down. . Made me smile when i didnt think i could. You are everything a man should be and more. You are always there when i need someone. We have been thur times of hurt, times of joy. You show respect and love for your friends. You are every real womans dream for a man. Miles keep us apart but you are always in my heart. I love you my friend. My love and friendship will never end. Because you are the very best there is. imikimi - Customize Your World show him some love «R¬Z› –¬V  - Brit Bomber 6 - Brits on Tour@ fubar
Jared...can I Be Your Christmas Present
Pretending to be your call-girl one night, I come around looking just right, To your front door in my spike-healed boots, Anxious to see if the outfit suits. Taking your time as not to tear paper, You lift my skirt then say "wait here." On go the lights of the Christmas tree, Back you come to unwrapping me. Tripping towards the window chair, Cars driving by catch a stare, At you parting my thighs wide with your knees, Me arching back with a need to please. Down before me then you drop, All hurriedness seems to stop, Tracing edges with your nose, Savoring fragrance, eyes sweetly closed. And on my mouth there forms a grin, Petals caressed with bare chin, Sighing resumes, as you lick with leisure, A cone full of your favorite flavor. Not content with petting for long, Like a cat the urge too strong, Purring starts a reverie, Lips melting with sweet honey. Fingers used to stir the flow, Knowing you like watching the s
Day Dream
I am sitting at my desk looking at your pictures. Imagining what I could do with you if you were mine. Your eyes are so captivating, your body so alluring. If wishes could come true you would be in front of me. a message appears in my shout box, it is you. I get excited even before I read it. "I want us to meet" I cant believe my eyes, you want to meet me. I reply quickly that I want to meet you as well but how. You tell me that you are on vacation in VA Beach right now. My heart starts to beat faster, my cock starts to firm. My dream may come true. I tell you I want you as mine while you are here, "yes Master" you fall into the roll immediately. I type my number and tell you to call. In seconds my phone is ringing, it is you. I stay cool on the phone but my face is flush with excitment. You will be my pet for the wekend....."yes Master" You tell me where you are staying and I tell you that will be for later. For now I tell you where a nice local lace is for lunch but
Killing The Thrill 1100
i dont care a whole lot about what your drinkin and what your thinkin i think your side steppin your mind is burnin the wheels are turnin I wake up in the dead of the night my bodys shakin my heart is achin and youre no where in sight you left me lonely your one and only but im not gonna let it get to me from now on i live for me no more paying my dues closed the door to my mind on you i feel the red lights shinin down ten to two tonight downtown you come on in and wait for me I do my shots you get in for free the thrill of the kill the sweat of the night body to body turn out the light ready for action the star attraction pleasure and pain a liar's game and im not gonna let it get to me a lust for life lives in me im done with payin my dues close the door once again on you
So I Was Thinking........
Is it really too much for a guy to ask for. to have a woman walk into his place throw him on the bed and fuck him like she hated him, like she didnt even know him like she'll never see or talk to him again? no romance you dont have to call in the morning.................just a thought
Poem: Her
PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION.COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. THANK YOU. She's in my every thought and dream I see her when I close my eyes Her voice whispers in the the wind it seem I long to look into her eyes I dream of holding her tight Of showing her what love can be To me the stars do seem so bright I dream of her and me I want to feel her in my arms I feel like I'm a part of her I have fallen before her charms Have any interest in no other I need her to know the love I feel That by her side I chose to be That I have no desire to conceal The love there is to her from me That day is coming When I'll hold her near In chest heart drumming As I say "I love you Dear"
My Friend Jessa
From Bane: This is about someone we all know and or love. you might remeber her by this picJ£ßßŇ@ fubaror this picJ£ßßŇ@ fubarbut i rember her the most from this oneJ£ßßŇ@ fubarSome of us love Her some of us Hate her..but she wont be around for awhile I have told some of her close friends why but for those that dont know Jessa wont be around for the next month but im sure she will tell those who need to know when she returns but i just thought i would spread the word that she wont be around for awhile, and this is the only way i can show her my love. while she is gone spread it on so all of her friends know. thanks~Bane
Desperation for anotherís love But youíre the one Iím thinking of I know not what to say You and I are night and day But yet we are in many ways The same you and I Needless Greed and circumstance Fill our lives with despair We have loved and lost And lost and loved Not knowing how to cope with hate Our destructive boundaries have reached capacity Many a time But yet alike we had not thought about the tomorrow to be The scarcity of help Has driven us mad; And in turn our madness has driven help away However this is not enough for you Unattainable perfection you request I canít give this to you I am not you I canít control you I donít want you I donít need you I love you.
A Woman And Her Dog
A woman has a dog who snores in his sleep, so she goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dogs testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon, ties it around the dog's testicles and surely enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed. Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him too. She goes to the closet once again, grabs another piece of ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him. The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue
It's October For Frick's Sake.
When will it STOP being 90 degrees out?? When will this ice age re-appear that the scientists keep babbling about? I'm ready. I'm ready to be shivering cold.
I have a question.... Could you be in love with someone after ONLY chatting online for just a mere 2 weeks and if the girl told you she is a model and all that.. and sent you pictures... Just after 2 weeks saying she was in love with you... Wouldn't you think something was entirely wrong?? Something is surely messed up there if you fall for a woman like that..
This Lonely Heart
This Lonely Heart By Cursed Cowboy The days get longer as the nights get colder, Pain and sadness is all I feel. I walk these streets alone hoping to find my way, Lost with no hope of ever being happy. Why do I feel this way inside? Why do i feel so alone some times? I wait for death to end this pain, End this sadness within my heart. I search for away but am lost in guilt. Life is short with pain as a guide that walks with us, It keeps me company so I am not alone. Pain is my friend and sadness is my family. I am alone in a crowd of people who look and stare, Why do they look and not talk to me? Why do they laugh at me but not see my pain? I walk this world alone with my lonely heart.
Family , Friends & Fans
I will be cleaning my lists. Now I'm sure most of you could care less but if you do let me know. Cathy
The Torture Never Stops
More Poetry
No more No more crying No more sighing No more dieing Focus on the positive Don't dwell Let it go Focus on the here and now No expectations No let downs Stay positive Don't become a hater Just be strong Can't and wont allow myself to sink Kids help keep me afloat Focus on MY life It's too easy too put myself aside Have to shut him out All goodtimes come to an end
10 Year Old Blues
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
What i want. It would be nice to find a guy that isnt an asshole, honest,has a job and a car, drinks but doesnt get wasted every chance he gets, and no drugs please. But most importantly it would be great if he really wanted a relationship,and not just sex. If i wanted just sex i could get it,im not conceited but i know plenty that are willing. But thats not for me, i want someone i can spend time with, get to know and build a relationship, yeah sex is good, but its not everything. Is it that hard to find man like that nowadays?? I'm not saying u have to be perfect bc no one is, and im definitely not, but comeone.
it is getting a few weeks ntil halooween and i cant wait! mom always makes a turkey. i wood try to make my own but i have never watched her. all i know is she sets plates on the table with the sandwiches with the best turkey roll on them and mayo mmmmmm!
I am looking for a new tattoo artist and also a person to pierce me... If you know anyone or know someone who knows someone let me know... Thank you
In Case I Disapear, You Know Why
->SCRAPPER: i cant respond to people that insult me? ->SCRAPPER: what does it take to get you people off my back? ->SCRAPPER: everything i do i label NSFW ->SCRAPPER: dude stop being a bitch, stop playing favorite
Call Me???omg!!
OMG i just noticed the newest feature on fubar. when you are in a convo with someone on the shoutbox this lil"call me" button will appear underneath their pic. tho if you click it this will appear Error: this feature has been disabled for maintenance
Work Really Sucks
Well as some of you know my job has been up and down lately. Well today it hit an all time low. I got laid off for the first time ever in my life and I am totally freaking out. Im not sure what to think of it right now. I know I am trying to keep a postive outlook and know that I need this time to study and get caught up at school and get some rest but at the same im looking at the stack of bills on my counter and wondering how in the hell am I going to pay all of them :( Any suggestions on how to keep my sanity besides drink myself stupid???
Is it just me or are kids sole purpose in life is to make your life hell? Its like pulling teeth just to get them to do anything these days. What happened to the days when it was considered discipline when you smacked them on their behind when they did something wrong. Now it's called child abuse and you go to jail for 2 1/2 to 5 years. Holla back a brotha
Thanks Baby You Did It Again !!!!
Stupid People
Sometimes I sit back and wonder why some people weren't spared a life filled with great pain and suffering. Most of the pain and suffering is self-inflicted! Yes I'm referring to the stupid people! I know some of you are saying "Bear be nice" and "Bear you shouldn't call people names", but I have had enough of it!!!. For example, in the army most pieces of equipment have instructions written on them or the packaging (w/ diagrams). You will always have someone standing there you can not grasp the simple concept of "take object A and object B and attach them with one red pin provided". Today after being stuck in traffic for 2 hrs (that is another blog) I stopped a the local 7/11 to get a Slurpie. As I wait in line to purchase my tasty beverage, there is a man in line about to pay for his purchases. This man took the simplest of tasks and turned it into the building of the pyramids! Someone please tell me what is so hard about swiping your card and pushing yes or no for a credit card pur
Looking Really Bad....
No new e-mails but I've heard from my mom that it won't be long. On top of all the infections they think he has internal bleeding and the doctor's have finally admitted that there is no hope for him. They are going to be removing his feeding tube and sending him home. For now, they are keeping him comfortable and he's ready to go. We just aren't ready to let him. I HATE death, but I know it's all in God's plans/hands and that it will mean the end of a long, long time of suffering for him. My Aunt Marie is going to be in Canada tomorrow until Tuesday to help my Uncle Donald deal with everything. My mom said Uncle Michel is going to go like my Aunt Lea did and that means we're going to need a lot of prayers and support. I wish I could be there with them through this, but I can't. Thank you to everyone who has shown support and continues to pray. You have no idea how much that means.
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Tonys Craving
I see your naked body flung out across the bed, and want to worship every inch of your flesh. I want to kiss you, lick you, smell you, taste you. Let me bury my face between your beautiful creamy thighs and bring you to the heights of ecstasy. Let me pleasure you. My tongue caressing your tender folds as I lap repeatedly, hungrily. I want to devour your sex and make you feel like the goddess I see you as. Let me relish your sweet juices as I suck on your womanhood. I want to watch as you enjoy every second; I want to see that lustful grin on your face I treasure the moans and gasps escaping your throat; the trembling of your thighs as you shake in delight. I want to send you into convulsions of passion as tremors of delight rip through your sexy body. I will wallow in delight as our lust gushes forward from your loins.. I won't stop.
My Philosophy
Confucius say: Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Rachel say: You will never have to work a day in your life if you pick a baby daddy (or 2...or 3...or...) you sorta love (for that night) and end up on welfare. Confucius say: Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honor depend on heaven. Rachel say: Riches and honor (or dishonor) depend on who you fuck over between life and death. Confucius say: If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear? Rachel say: If you look into your own heart and you find nothing there, you are a freak of nature...or my mother. Confucius say: to be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. Rachel say: to be wronged is nothing; getting back at the muthafucka is the best part. Confucius say: It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. Rachel say: Yeah? Tell t
He touches me with his words so sweet... My body's engulfed with heat... So strong is my desire.. You turn me on with such common words... My hearts afloat.. I can feel it in my throat... I feel my heart pound... ohhh I want him so bad... Would this be the right time to say so... Should I just let it go... Mmmm... just common word.. but he turns me on so bad.. I look at the pictures he sent... I imagine him touching my body..he's already touched my mind He tells me his desires... I tell him mine.... Just plain old desires...
You're daydreaming about the next big thing and you may need to do something about it soon. Whatever you want to make happen, you can at least prepare for the future turn your life will take.
God That Was Mentally Exhausting
Have you ever met someone who you just connected with in some strange way? Someone that you have no reason for making a connection with but somehow you do anyway? Someone who you will sit and listen to no matter what they are talking about. Someone who will sit and listen to your pointless rambling no matter how many times it goes in circles, even if it never makes a point. Have you ever met that person? Well I thought I had . . . Ray and I had this odd connection that neither one of us could explain but it was instant and quit intense actually. Iím not sure what brought it about or what made it stick but something did and things were going so well . . . Until last night. Last night Iím not sure what happened, but something happened and I am not sure I handled it properly . . . Actually I know I didnít, but neither did he. So, let me explain this so you can at least see where I am coming from with some of the things I say. Ray has not been himself since his mother died l
Pass The Cheese...
...cuz im gettin ready 2 whine-which along with begging,is sumthing that i try 2 keep 2 a bare minimum,but...i dont have NE crushes! Come on guyz,hook me up,plz? xox UPDATE:I got a crush 2day-whoever u r,thank u!xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
License Plate
I have come up with a few ideas for license plates... ursuper imspcy all4it cmngtit rudunyt livrdie lvordie imfked allnitr AQTU12 urdumb sxtasy GR8TTS WTFBTCH NS8IABL RUABCH2 SLAV4ME UMYSLAV TRUEX2C TZNUBLU WHTHFK
Today....I lost my brother. Fourty seven years old.....two years and 6 months after his own 21 year old son and my beloved nephew was killed in an accident. My pain is immeasurable. I've lost the ability to think and function. I've spent the last 3 days at his bedside...praying for a miracle that was never to come....and watching the last breaths of his life. Now I'm lost in a sea of anger, confusion, grief, sadness and denial. Words usually come easy....but now, I can't find them.
Death At The Track
You here about it all the time at other tracks, people dying in a car crash or something similar. If you have ever read my profile, you will know that I am the photographer at a little dirt track south of Dallas. Doing so, I meet alot of people. Not by name, but by face. Alot of people come up to me and talk. This weekend was the last weekend of racing of the year. A special two night event that happens every year after the season is over called the black/gold shootout. Tonight, I finally saw something I never thought I ever would. A driver was killed while racing. He flipped over onto his side and was hit on the roof and it caved in on him. It ws a sad thing to see, the races was cancelled for the night and we were all told that racing would resume tomorrow night. The driver who died was a good person, he loved racing and just always seemed happy. I talked to him a couple of times and never got any negative vibes from him. I think, although this was a total accident, it was a terrible
101 Ways To Annoy People
101 ways 2 annoy people 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on
In This Together
In This Together Lyrics Another song, i like the lyrics a lot :)
Guy At Work
Well today i am at work right,there is this guest that stays here that calls up and asks me to talk dirty to him i said EXCUSE ME?yeah thats nasty.SO like then he asks me to tell him something about me i said okay IM A LESBIAN.Anyways this guy comes down and approaches me.He gave me this Pink Topaz jewel.He said now for u to have that youve got to talk dirty to me.I said no and handed the jewel back to him.Gross how can someone approach someone like that and just expect a non crazy look.Anyways he ended up letting me have it anyways and was pissed off and walked off.IT SERIOUSLY creeped me out.How degrading for him to ask me such questions.GROSS.He was like old and stuff.Then im sitting here working and these drunk bitches come up and theyre super loud.I had to ask them to be quiet or i was going to have them leave.Yeah they got pissed too.Thats what these fools get for putting me on the 10 to 6 am shift.
Damn Shame
Pray For Kayliegh
A dear friend of mine needs your prayers. Her family has just found out that her 1 year old niece KAYLEIGH may have CANCER in the lymph nodes in her neck :( Let us all pray for a good outcome!!!! LITTLE KAYLIEGH HER PARENTS KELLY AND ADAM Please send your blessings and well wishes to her aunt (my friend) ~ ♥ ~ VÓ◊ŤŮ ŚkŚ bļļgÓŤ$ MļmmŚ ~ ♥ ~@ fubar Many thanks for your support
In The News Today (10-6-07)
Cop Uses BB Gun to Save 'Jarhead' Skunk By Associated Press Sat Oct 6, 1:56 AM CARROLLTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. - These are the salad days for one lucky skunk. Officer James Kellett said a skunk whose head was stuck in an empty salad dressing jar wandered into the police station's parking lot Thursday in Carrollton Township, near Saginaw and about 80 miles north of Detroit. Kellett wanted to serve and protect the white-striped weasel, but wasn't interested in any resistance _ spray or otherwise. So he grabbed a BB gun used in hunters' safety courses and shot at the jar from about 40 feet. The shots cracked and shattered the jar, leaving a glass collar around the skunk's neck. With its head free, the skunk ran off. "I didn't want to use deadly force, and it is a residential area," Kellett told The Saginaw News. "The way he was when he took off, he was able to eat, breathe and spray _ and do anything else skunks like to do." Kellett didn't get much in the way of gratitude, but
What We Feel Or Want To.......
what are we doing in this life ? sometimes it feels like its just not worth the pain ....... at times i just leave, sit on a hill overlooking the countryside thinking to myself wondering what have i done or done before to be given this lot in life ..... then the light of the sun hits me shows me its not to bad there are others havinging it harder than i for those i would offer my soul to help them as thats what i do ... but once that is done who is there for i? its easy helping others but taking help is another thing ...... all i can do is say thank you to my friends for being there for me and hope they know id do the same for them some call me and angel but i have no wings but if you call me i will come to you thats my promise
I Wanna Say A Few Things
A few of my close friends know whats been going on with me lately, ive been keeping to myself for over a week now, theres a good reason of why I have. Then theres friends that I do tell, and its like they try to take advantage of me, when im down, which I dont appreciate at all, when I love someone, I love them with all my heart, I dont take it as a joke, so when my guy friends are asking me to have sex with them to get over a man I love, pretty shitty, I mean have a heart, have u never loved before? I am a human being, treat me like one, im not a play toy, or a piece of meat. To those who know me for me on the inside, ty for taking the time to know me for a person and not just whats on the outside. Guess some men think you can move on quickly, I dont, because like I said, when I love someone its very real and not a joke to me. Ty to those who have been there for me, I appreciate it very much and will cherish you all always. When friends stick by you through the good and bad, you know
~The Other Half of My Cracked Nut Shell~ ~~My Sister of Another Mother~~ ~~~A Truly Beautiful Soul~~~ Lady Victoria *Eclectic Pagan*@ fubar She's always helping out where it really matters. She's got tons of helpful info in her blogs. All kinds of interesting stuff ;) Stop by, say hi, surf through her stash, read, rate, meet one of the more interesting people on fubar, you'll be glad you did Have fun ;)
I'm Back......woo-hoo.....
Hello to all my friends/family whom I've missed very much. Alot as happened to me the past 2 mths. I had my surgery which went GREAT....thanks to all the Prayers that were sent to me. I lost my husband on Sept 1-2007. We've been together 29 yrs....I'm just taking "One Day at a Time"..thats all I can do..BUT.....I'm SOOOOOOO happy to be back online. Now to get caught up.......I have missd y'all and I'm glad to b back. Love/Peace to ALL..~Indian Princess~
Beautiful Women Month
This is to all the women on my list...Hugs to you Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you !!! I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them !!! Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness... For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone... People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others. If you share this with an
Filipino Expressions Philippines has many dialects.? Yet, we, the ?people in this country are united?through our ?national langauage:? Filipino. ???? The people in this country, also known as Filipinos are very warm and hospitable.? So, if you like to visit Philippines you will be welcomed with sincere smile and greetings from us.? Please take note of some Filipino greetings and expressions with their equivalent in English: ? Good morning!???? ...............???????? Magandang umaga. Good?noon???????? .................?????? Magandang tanghali. Good?afternoon ?? ................????????Magandang hapon. Good??evening????? ..........??? ???????? Magandang gabi. Thank?you.?????????...............????????Salamat. How are you????????............?????????? Kamusta ka? I'm glad to meet/know you...............??Ikinagagalak kitang makilala. Where are you going???????????????????????Saan ka pupunta? HAve you taken your meal?? .............??Kumain ka na ba? You are handsome.
Its All In The Name
what is this place coming to i hear froma lot of people ? why do we hang about on the site? for most of us its fun and to make friends we'd never have met unless fate to a hand in the choices we make!! but ive lost a lot of friends from the site through fubar drama !!! whyis this do people believe just because we make contact with each other were real life friends?and that gives us the right to bitch out each other just coss we went out for the day or didnt respond to a sb in 5 seconds!!! hell we come here for fun and to escape just lucky my friends that lefy gave me there yahoo or msn if the drama keeps up theres not gonna be many people left so all i can say is lighten up and enjoy the place and each other just leave the drama to the actors and lets all have fun ok that me off my soapbox for the day
New Bombing Family
how is a woman and a grapefruit alike? because when you eat a good one they squirt.
maybe in another life i can find u there pulled away before your time i cant deal its so unfair & it feels like heaven is so far away & it feels like the world is so cold now that u gone away puttin flowers on your grave to show that i still care black roses & hail marys cant bring back what waz takin from me i reached to the sky & call out your name oh please let me trade i would & it feels like heaven is so far away & it stings & it seems like the world is so cold now that u gone away i ll save your soul i reach up to the sky & call out your name oh please let me trade i would & it feels like heaven is so far away & it stings & it seems the world is so cold now that u gone away
The Emperor's New Clothing
I listen for secrets hidden in whispers..... in the winter time And catch them tickling my whiskers..... colliding with wind chimes The kind that send shivers..... up and down tingling spines Thinking time could stretch if..... We'd spin a design inside our web that would catch drifts The type that blow out birthday candles before we make our death wish I'm waiting for a message in my calling so I'm checking my voice mail, and I'm answering machines with man-made dreams. Man made band-aids to cover up the seams. The cover-up seems to only work if the wound never opens up or bleeds. Beads of sweat form above the eyes of a heathen Emperor Who won't get on his feet and step outside into the freezing temperature He wants to adjust the global thermostat But he's so remote...and you can't control the world like that Come to find these eggs ain't even golden. I see depreciation in the family jewels the Queen is holding. That broken marraige was fixed. It happene
What Will He Think Of Next
FIRST HE GOT LOST DURING BIKE NIGHT- THEN HIS TOUNGE- NOW THE COCK WOW LADIES LEAVE COMMENTS PLZ Please leave comments & rates Hey ladies can u take all of me? 1Zingerbug on imikimi - Customize Your World 2imikimi - Customize Your World 3imikimi - Customize Your World 4imikimi - Customize Your World
Pure Pleasure
Guilty pleasures, I surely have sinned. You know what it does, when you have me pinned. You bring out the animal, that is buried inside. When I see you, my judgment subsides. I wanna follow instinct, I donít want to be good. You make me want to do things, I never thought I would. Make it hurt again, I love what you do to me. Ripped clothes, and your body is free. Torture and tease me, I love you in control. Just looking at you, I want to eat you whole. Nails down your back, chills up my spine. Sweat pouring down, I need you as mine. Youíre my guilty pleasure, I love the things you do. Youíre my sweet sin, Iíll never get enough of you
Moving On...
I hate what Iíve become; I feel like I lost sight of what is really important to me. I let myself become someoneís play toy. I guess I am only good enough to hangout with if he wants some. I really for once thought I was special to someone; then I realized he only told me the things I wanted to hear to get into my pants. The first time anything happened he swore to me that he didnít plan on that happening. Now, sadly I learned that girls do get attached from sex and that sex is pretty much only just gratification for most men. Its time for this little dolly to move on. Just like most of my friends said; I do deserve better.
Angeleyez Contest
Attention everyone, I know there are a lot of contest going on right now. My friend Angeleyez could use all of your guys support. The last time I knew she was behind. I am not sure by how much. I have enclosed a clickable link to her picture. Please stop by and drop her some comments. All help will be appreciated. Tiggerbear2007
just got my father in law pissed off at me because i threw something in his face.. he expects things to be done so quickly and gets pissed off when it doesn't get done.. BUT 10 years ago he started doing tile on the floors... me and my husband are finishing them now... now my FIL is all mad at me for saying that plus any time i try to do something I don't get help around the house example we need to get rid of a ton of things in our house so we have space.. my father in law will not get rid of ANYTHING my husband helps me go through stuff for about 10 minutes and then disappears... so i stop going through shit.. but i am the one that gets bitched at... When i first moved in this house i spent 2 fucking hours cleaning the DINING ROOM.. JUST the dining room.. the next day.. its a disaster... but i still get bitched at for the house not being cleaned... YESTERDAY my father in law had someone doing an inspection on the house to get it refinanced.. didn't te
Go Seahawks
I just saw the guys on NFL NETWORK and they are saying that the Seahawks should be beat the Steelers in Pitts tomorrow morning (10 am PT) GO SEAHAWKS... show them who should have won the super bowl a couple of years ago. Get More at
A Thought
surpressed by loneliness bound by pain,what would it take,to make it all change? angered by passion,never to be shown,anguished by love never to be shown!!!! tortured by many,just asking why,bowing his head,as he tries to hide. a moment of peace,remembering one time,almost forgiving,almost to shine, grasping his heart,to stop the pain,here in this moment,nothing has changed!!!!! by;Paul A. 10-6-07
She watches me Throughtime and space With careful hand And beautiful face Her heart is mine Her soul is strong And in her eyes I do no wrong I need her more Than than the air i breathe And when i'm gone I shall not grieve For i know now Through grass and tree We'll be together For eternity
The Girl
The boy he cried In his new home He had to move Beneath this dome His parents told him Not to weep He would be fine After sleep And so he went To his new room It was bare This place of doom A single bed Was in this place He wept again Tears on his face He hated this He had no friends No-one to play with His heart descends He hears a voice On this sad day From the hall: "wanna play?" A young girl, she stood In strange attire He didn't care A playmate, here! They played all day And into the night They didn't care Nor did they fight At last his parents Came to him Twas time for bed In bed they popped him He slept so well And when he woke No sign of his friend To whom he spoke He ran down the stairs And looked all around Where is the girl The friend he had found? He searched through the house There was no sign of her Till he went to the library And it was there that he saw A black and white photo Of the house that he
Why did you leave without saying goodbye? DId you not love me? Did I not make you happy? Why did leave me with the burden of not knowing what to do? Did i disappoint you? Did meet your expectations? Why do I hurt so bad, did I deserve to have my heart ripped without being or knowing it? Why do i live with with all these things with no answers. Can you answer my questions?
so my shoutbox isnt working and that makes me sad...very sad. so message me if you wanna talk :). i could use a NICE conversation after tonight
Nsfw Again!?!?
You know, I am getting sick of the idiot who is flagging my photos. This is the latest photo that has been flagged NSFW. Now I see women in their profile pics with their boobs hanging out and those are fine but this one isn't? I am about sick of the double standard shit on this site and the cowards that have nothing better to do then go around flagging photos. Screw this crap.
Girls Will Be Girls
Violet lay on her bed wearing nothing but a purple silk dress, she waited for a few minutes then called out "Im waiting for you" her body heat was rising with tension and angst waiting for Isabelle to come in the room and "play some games" with her. Violet began to shiver slightly as Isabelle slowly strides into the room and towards Violet wearing nothing but a G-string, she crawled along the bed towards Violet then slid her fingers ur Violets leg then bit her lip gently. Violet leans forward as to allow Isabelle s fingers to her sweet spot and licked Isabelle s cheek "play time" she whispered as Isabelle stuck her fingers deep into Violets pussy and lay on top of Violet french kissing her. Violet sucked on Isabelle s boobs for a while while Isabelle tried to slide off Violets purple silk dress, Isabelle then pulled her fingers out from inside Violet and then squeezed Violets ass tight and started french kissing Violets pussy. Violet began to sweat immensely while Isabelle's tongue fla
Well, It Has Happened
It has finally happened. I feel like I am running off all of the people who care about me after they find out how I am. I am trying to be me, and sometimes, I can't be me cause I am scared of running people off. Everyone that I talk to says that they can handle me the way I am, but as soon as they find out, I am right back to being alone and shuned for being me. I should just get use to it and maybe then it would not hurt so bad. I know that I am just venting, but this is how I really do feel sometimes. There are times that I wonder, why bother. I bother cause I hate to be alone, and maybe that is my problem. I try too hard. I guess that I should just go on with life and quit wondering if I will be alone. I am just destined to walk down the path of life bymyself without friendship. To all of you that are my friends, I thank you. Maybe you have seen how I am and realize that I am what I am.
The Beginning Of My Story
In 1985, McCalister had it all. A wife who loved him, fresh out the academy, and an expert in his field. But as much as he has, the last several years have been nothing but brutal to him. His wife Regina has left him for another man, his ten year old daughter was murdered brutally, and all he has left is his job. McCalister devotes his life to his work and nothing else. The year is now 2005 and now McCalister is stricken with guilt over his daughter's murder. He's consumed to find the murderer. He works day & night. Everyone around him says he's a loner, McCalister calls it DETERMINATION. -Chapter 1- On a stormy night in the year 2005, McCalister lays in his bed in a cold sweat. He rarely sleeps here. Most of the time he's at his desk at the station. As he closes his eyes, an all to familar sound rings in his ears. *ring telephone* McCalister looks over at it and just lets out a sigh as he knows it's just a reminder of what he has grown accust
I Did Miss Something
Hmm..this whole call me thing is confusing to me right now. Do you have to have a home phone for it to work? I mean I have not had a need for one so I never got one. Hard to believe right? Well...I do all my communicating on here, and if I need to talk to my family I go through yahoo. So do I have to go out and by a phone now?..Anyone that can help let me know..:) Hugs and kisses!!
Prayers Needed Please And Thanks
my family just needs prayer , we were told today that my cousins one yr old daughter might have cancer in the lymph nodes in her neck. her mom is like a sister 2 me so this is really breakin my if u could please keep them in your prayers i would appericate it thank u all for reading this here is a pic of the baby and her parents kelly n adam - her mom n dad kayliegh
What do men really want from gals??? Do they truly enjoying playing with our hearts...or are they just to dumb to realize what they are doing! Why do they seem to always want their cake and eat it too!!! Honestly....Is there anyone out there who just wants ONE woman???
Amazing Idea For A Car! Look At This!
This is the new Mercedes Benz SCL600.This car is really different. That's not what is different about it.That either......and now for the 'really different' part: Here is what is different.No steering wheel, you drive it with a joystick.
Desperate To See...
Ron Mueck - Funny bloopers R us Ron Mueck is AMAZING. REL
O Im So....
about to become single again.. here.. my b/f left thhis fucking house about 7 hrs ago ... no fucking calls or anything fucking thing... all i ask in respect that he calls me to let me know that he is ok....but not a damnthing... im so fucking pissed its not even funny... i will keep u all posted if i become single or not... or if he is even still alive... fuckin men
Crying As I Type...
...we sat for dinner and next to us was an elderly couple. Maybe in their 80's. They were so sweet and I kept looking over at the woman. She was very small in stature. She was wearing blue trousers and a blue and white striped blouse. Her white hair was curled and she had gold earrings on. Her paper thin skin on her slender hands daintily picked at her food. She kept fussing w/ the gold bracelet on her left wrist. It was so cute how she would huff and puff everytime it would get in her way. Her feet barely reaching the floor. They dangled the way a child's would at the dinner table. At one point she caught me looking at her and she smiled. I didn't look away and I smiled back and said "hello". I then turned back to my food and I felt a tear start sliding down my cheek. I quickly caught it and wiped it away before anyone noticed. Why was I crying? The woman reminded me of my grandmother. So small, so fragile yet strong in her resolve and a personality to match. A flood of sadness
Trying A New Site
I know a lot of you have had problems with the NSFW situation here, and have been looking for a new "home". Well, it's not exactly like Fubar - But it's closer to an "Adult" oriented Myspace - I invite all of you to join me there, and no need to worry about the NSFW police. Now only if they had MUMMs. *sigh*
The Sweet Taste Of Love
The Sweet Taste Of Love The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know I'll never get enough Of this treat I'm thinking of
Movie Stores Need A "shitty" Section.
Movie stores need a "Shitty" section. It's like everything starts out happy and the guy has lots of money and a beautiful girl who loves him then gradually he loses it all and in the end he dies. Yay. It's demented that people find it entertaining to watch people be miserable. They usually call them drama or something. I dunno, maybe they are Drama. Who cares. The point is that there's a specific category that I think all these movies should be stuck into. And it shouldn't just be drama because some dramas are sweet. Like that one where you see Nicole Kidman's boobs. Movie stores need to revamp their entire drama section and replace it with a "See Nicole Kidman's Boobs" section. And instead of all the garbage they have before and after the boob scene, they should replace it with footage of John Goodman's ballhair under a microscope. The video store Crazy Mikes has an "employee recommendations" section. What a load of crap that is. These scrumbags walked in with a high school dip
A Warrent Has Been Issued...
A warrent for the arrest of your heart has been issued due to the fact that it belongs to me now and you are no longer in control of it... I must also inform you,that you have the right to remain silent,while i kiss you from head to toe...You also have the right to be represented and overcome by an intense passion before sexual questioning...any thing you say during sexual intercourse WILL BE USED IN YOUR FAVOR in a court of love.. Court pleads this case of untrievened desire and satisfaction,which will result in the action of me having complete control over your sexy body...I am going to blow your mind in every sexual way imagable and then some for years to come...You are hearby sentenced to live with me...the possiabilty of parole DOES NOT EXSIST!!!You shall be loved forever in maxium security in the facility of our home... DATE...____________________ SIGNATURE..._____________________ HEREBY SWORN BEFORE THIS COURT OF LOVE..
Help Her Out Please
Ok she is in a vip giveaway can u all spare a few comments for her please!!!!
Just a friendly out for fake people and liars disguised as your friends on Fubar! I have found too many to count on my page, one reason why I am leaving! Watch out!Muaaahhhhh
Gifts For My True Friends!
I will be leaving Fubar in less than 3 weeks so I have alot of Fubar bucks and want to spend before I leave. I will be sending alot of gifts out to my TRUE friends on here. SO if you get some just know how special you are to me!Thanks again to my True friends! Muaaahhh
" Whisper"
Poem: Denno. With a blush and a whisper lips brush my face her scent always present in every space I close my eyes the picture is clear her embrace is strong with out any fear I remember as if it was only yesterday alas time has past its almost a year with out you my love I cry many a tear and yet with a blush and a whisper you are still here.
The details of life's big adventure are a bit much for you today, but you can get support from at least one level-headed friend or family member if you ask. You can tell this is a temporary situation. *********************************************************************************************************************************************************** Want to go on an adventure with me? You all have a Delicious Sunday:D
Whats Up?
weather has been shitty lately...and monday the library is closed...but i will check back on tuesday weather permitting...hope y'all are doing well.. eric
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The Pain Of Love
At one time I believed in the saying till death do us part of the vowels you take on your wedding day!!! I would have never thought that the person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with only wanted to spend 10 years with me. I never thought that she would not want me in her life, then one day she left. I fought hard to save my marriage until I couldn't fight any more then I went into a dark place inside my self. Now I am embracing the darkness and turning it into light, yes being single sucks, yes devorce sucks, yes I am a little upset with women in general, but not all women are evil, just like not all men are assholes. The only problem I have is the dating scene really and truly sucks big time. You may feel a connection with someone but ether they have issues or you have problems, then tere is my favorite, we can be friends but I don't think that anything can happen, WHY because I'm still trying to get over a bad relationship.(like I am Not. Most men get this reaction Why????
Good Head
1.) There is more to it than the clit: The clit isn't the only part of the vagina that loves attention during 69. The vagina isn't just for your dick. So stop ignoring it. Put your finger(s) in it, use a vibrator, a carrot (not my thing but I thought I'd throw it out there), something, ANYTHING but play in it please. I mean for crying out loud your face is covered in lady juices so why are you afraid of getting your hands dirty? 2.) You have options: Speaking of the clit, there are more sensations we like other than you flicking it with the tip of your tounge. Suck it, bite it (not too hard- I can not stress this enough) or agian use your hands and give it a little break so she doesn't orgasm in 30 seconds or less. Alternate and repeat. Do you like it when a woman just bobs up and down on your dick with her mouth and nothing else or do you like it when she sucks the whole thing, then just the tip, licks it, grabs it and jacks you off while sucking it and plays with your balls? We l
What Kind Of Car Are You?
I'm a Ford Mustang! You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money. "Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
The Night Before Deerhunting
'Twas the night before DeerHunting, when all through the camp, Not a creature was stirring, not evena bug on the lamp. The guns were all cleaned and put in theircases, Awaiting being loaded and fired at 100 paces. The hunterswere nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 10-point bucksdanced in their heads. And Dad in his long johns, and I in my baseballcap, Had settled our brains for a short winter's nap When out onthe trail there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what wasthe matter. As I hurried to the window to see what was going onthere, I saw an old green pickup truck with nine hunters in the backthere. With a fat little driver all dressed in orange from his head to histoe, I knew in an instant it must be Uncle Joe. More rapid thaneagles, the hunters they came, And he slammed on the brakes and calledthem by name. "Now Tom! Now John! Now Bill and Mike! ComeRick! Come Chuck! Come Zachary and Spike! Get in t
All Day Sucker
Beautiful lollipop Sweet and tasty I lick and sink in your flavor, Thanx for dewing me a favor. Holding you in my hands make me feel so good, You are my good tasting lollipop So wet by my tongue, I am having so much fun, Thank you my beautiful lollipop.
Its A Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We found out Friday that my daughter is havin a baby boy.....his name will be Xavier Silias Lovik and I am so excited!
I Am Just A Normal Guy But All My Dreams Are Kinky
I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game. I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no! Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ... 15 Strippers all in a row All with bra-straps ready to blow One pretty lady dancin' in my lap Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap. I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink By day I'm just a normal sod, by a
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Who Likes U....:)
Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you okay lets find out who likes you, repos
About Nakie Pics!!
Okay guys.. stop asking.. You are not gonna get them... I am married.. I also lost 100lbs.. I have alot of extra skin.. I look much better with my clothes ON! I am doing you a favor.. lol.. Thats it folks.. lol
Atlas Castings Update.
It turns out that only four people were injured in yesterday's explosion. The driver of the propane truck being the worst off. He ended up tossed 600 ft. and badly burned by the initial blast. One of the other injured was my buddy Big Chuck the Maintanance Leadman. He suffered third degree burns to his face and chest. There were two others who suffered minor injuries to the legs caused by flying debris. The facility itself suffered minor structural damge, the back wall of the heat-treat building was blown out and several holes were blasted in the roof of the Burn and Arc center. Flying debris caused minor damage to other nearby buildings and put hole in the roofs of several other Atlas structures. The concussion from the blast took the windows out of many of the local businesses and buckled a few garage doors on local homes. I will conclude by saying that I am greatful to the powers that be that no one was killed and that those injured are expected to recover with minimal complications
This Sorry Piece Of Crap
Edit Of Last Blog
This sorry waste of crap, in my effort to be a point whore this weekend, I rated a bunch of people 1s' boo hoo. This cat instead of comin back and rating me a bunch of 1s like expected, he talked crap about my kids. Now I dont know about you, but when talkin crap there is no reason to bring children into it. I know I have beautiful kids, and he is just probably angry cause his kids probably came out retarded, but there is no excuse to bring family into it. Especially since all I did was rate 1 pic of his a 1. Anybody who wants, feel free to bash the hell outta this asshole. Thanks. Kencredible
My Celebrity Baby Name ;)
Your Celebrity Baby Name Is... Jazz Melody What's Your Celebrity Baby Name?
She Is
Happy Hour
I need help to accumulate 50,000 comments for a Happy Hour! If anyone needs something to do I would greatly appreciate the help! Thank you all for any help you give! I greatly appreciate it! Jennifer link:
Devastation And The Aftermath...'s been 3 weeks since I came back from Georgia. Things are still the same. My heart is in a million pieces...I can't eat...sleep...hardly even breathe. I don't think that I'll ever get over this heartbreak. I still haven't heard anything from him at all. How can one person be so heartless and cold after all that we shared? All of the secrets and intimate details of our lives that we told each other? All of the things that were said and done? For the life of me, I can't figure out what I've done in my life to deserve all of this. Maybe it will all become clear soon...hope so anyways. I snuck in to see my doctor Friday. My health is showing the sighs of this dilemma. I've lost 18 lbs. My blood levels are all screwed up and I've started having alot of problems with my back again. It's all stress related but what can I do? I can't help the way that I feel. I feel like I'm slowly losing my sanity. I don't wanna start on any meds but I feel that in the end, I may have to. I gues
He Is A Keeper--wooohooo I Am Bored To-lol
He's a Keeper! Your guy is a rare find: sweet, kind, and loyal. And as long as he doesn't have three nippples, You should seriously consider keeping him a long time Sometimes a girl can't see a good thing when she's got one So let me tell you: your guy is a gold medal boyfriend Just make sure you treat him right in return! Is He a Keeper?
My Daily Whorescope....
You may be the smoothest operator in town on most days, but right now you're just not a people person. It's not that you can't get the words out, though -- it has a lot more to do with your impatience with stupidity. Does this mean I am impatient with myself?I am really starting to believe I am retarded,b/c not only did I read the horobox thingy,but I took the time to think about it. Feel free to call me a Stupid Cunt or some other nice names down there.....
Spike R.i.p.
My son died today. Many of you that will read this will never understand the impact that a pet can have on you, but, I had a cat named Spike that I loved very much. Today started like any other day. Spike got up with me, had a play fight with his brother Butch, decided to attack a roll of paper towels and even begged for table food as I prepared to leave for work. Just as I was about to leave for work, I heard him cry out in a way I never heard before. When I found him he was listless and gasping for air. To make a long story short, he was dead within the hour. Spikey was always a comfort to me. He made me feel very important, loved and needed. I loved him very much. I've had him since he fit in the palm of my hand, and now he is gone forever. Rest in peace my baby boy.
My Certificates
So In Luv
What does Halloween mean to/for you? For me it's always been another year to get dressed up goof around with my siblings and for us to bond with our mom. This year however is different I'll still be dressing up and goofing off with one of my sibs but it also means that my wedding is just a year away :D
I Will Get To Them
The personal salutes are coming along..I just have a big list..LOL I will get to everyone that wanted one though..eventually..:) Hugs and kisses
Boo Boo Needs Help!
Not sure how many of you know Boo Boo, but shes a wonderful person and she needs help in her contest. If I had known earlier I would have been helpnig her all along. Anyway...if you can stop by the page and leave some comments it would be greatly appreciated...Just click the pic and comment BOMB! (meaning comment on the same pic over and over..:))
The Truth...
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently?
In My Hands
Its funny how hello is always accompanied with good-bye Its funny how remembering good memories can make you cry Its funny how forever never seems to really last Its funny how much you'd lose, if you forgot your past Its funny how friends, can just leave you when you're down Its funny how when you need someone theyíre never around Its funny how people can change and think theyíre so much better Its funny how many lies can be packed into one love letter Its funny how people can forgive even though they canít forget Its funny how one night can contain so much regret Its funny how crazy and ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all, is that none of this seems funny to me
Not Feeling Well
I Love My Mom
I OWE MY MOTHER I love you mom. ( and now I'm teaching my children the same things-- talk about deja-vu ) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you Into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC . " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, You're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, In case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mothe
Management Lesson
Eddie wants desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she's dating someone else. One day Eddie gets so frustrated that he goes to her and says, I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you... The girl looks at him, and then says, NO! Eddie says, I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up. She thinks for a moment and says that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she calls him and explains the situation. Her boyfriend says, ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...? Still breathing hard, she manages to reply, the mother f--ker had all quarters! Management lesson: Always consider a busine
Good Morning All
Just wanted to wish everyone out in Fu-land a very good morning. may you all be safe in your work week,or your daily big and smile often......
Please Help!!!!!!!!!!
Since moving to the new page Ive barely had anyone follow me there. Im thinking it may be because Ive made this new name look nearly identical to the original so people probably see it and assume its the SAME page and they already have it fanned, added, and rated.Im mising all my friends! I know some of the 16,000 are probably no longer here or acitve but i expected wayyyy more than 220 in 4 days! SO im asking if you could please check to see if you have rated, fanned, and most importantly re-added me! heres the new link! ♥Temptress♥~ C.W.O.F member~RATE MY PAGE PLEASE!!!@ fubar Im also going to change the name up and see if that doesnt help! Looking forward to getting re-acquainted with old friends and making new ones as well!:) *smooches* ~Temptress~
Time To Say Goodbye!
Well this friday i do believe im goin to delete my account..i have said it b4 but im jus tired of the BS and the fake shit that goes on here.I have more drama here than i do in my own personal life LOL. Im sorry sum fake losers had to go and screw up any friendships that i have made..but if ya kno Kells then ya kno my # and if ya want to gimme urs jus send me a private message..luv ya all and be bleesed! KELLS
Am Punkt rechtzeitig, wo ich gerade Leute schlagen will, um stumm zu sein
As Of Now
As of this moment in the wrestling career of "Dead Sexy" Daniel Gunner I am a current two time tag team Champion with my partner Devin Lee. We are known as the New Age Freebirds and are the current PCW (Public Championship Wrestling) and SWE (Southern Wrestling Entertainment) tag team Champions. We are also the number one contenders for the TWA (Tri-Star Wrestling Association) tag team titles and will be getting the chance to gain those belts as soon as both champions are able show up on the same night to defend their belts. These are about the only shows I am doing at this time But really looking forward to getting back out on the road some. Right now i'm only doing shows in Northwest Ga. I will keep everyone updated on what happens in my wrestling career if anyone cares to keep up with it. Till next time thats whats going on for now.
Monday Morning
It is Monday, I get up and start my computer and it won't start. It tells me that I have to insert the disk because of system failure or something like that. So I am using my laptop which won't let me on msn because it says I have an old version. what does that have to do with anything? So at the moment, I am trying to download msn plus on the laptop. I also had been told that I am a jealous child which wasn't a good thing to wake up to. I suppose to some degree, I have been a jealous child. So far, today has sucked. Do any of my friends not know I am married? That I have been married for 20 years? I hope all of you know that about me. I don't keep anything a secret. I am an open book and if there is anything any of you want to know about me, please ask. I write about my husband and kids in my blogs daily. They are my life. I got some bad news from my youngest brother yesterday. So 2 of my brother's lives are falling apart. I feel like I am helpless and all I can d
I Won My Contest
Hi everyone...just want to thank you all for helping me win my contest!!! Everyone put up a lot of time and effort in helping and it was all greatly appreciated!!! You guys are the best! Thanks, Coach
So...The story of John and I. I got married in 1999 to an addict, alcoholic, womanizing, cheating, lying, woman beating bastard. And I use them words loosely. The marriage shouldve ended on our 1 year wedding anniversary when he collapsed my lung and sent me straight to the ICU for 3 days, and hospital for the other 7 of my 10 day stay. Instead, I wanted to make it work. Well it didnt. So as of April 2006 I left him and have been going through alot of emotions. I missed the whole idea of a husband but not him. On May 28th 2007 I seen a picture on FUbar of a cute guy wearing a construction belt and posing for a halloween picture and left a comment for the picture holder to "hook me up" By June 10th I found him myself on MySpace. We agreed to meet a few days later and we have been together ever since. On July 13th (a Friday) he proposed to me, after giving me a beautiful ring :) I plan on marrying him and this time I know it will work, because no matter HOW MUCH I PRY..
Last Night Was Wonderful
Last night got me thinking Last night was so much fun Last night made my heart run Last night got my whole body shaking I thought about the things we said And how you layed your head On my body And we rocked gently through out the night How I caressed your body How you held on so tightly How i never wanted to let go God how bad i wanted to show Show you the way I feel I wanted to steal your heart away How i wanted it to stay This way Forever on end Until I told you about everything About how I feel About how I love you About how i feel complete About how I'd kneel to your feet About how i'll do anything for you No matter what it is Oh how last night I wanted to kiss you And have that kiss explain All of the joy, Not pain You've given me You've let me see What its like to be Truly happy And in love with you What a beautiful gift How i could never repay you I love you So take my love as payment It's real I hope it explains how I feel And I will neve
Test For Old Kids...
The answers are printed below, but please don't you cheat. 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________. 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show. 03. 'Get your kicks, ___________________.' 04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed___________________.' 05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.' 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'd anced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.' 07. 'N_E_S_T_L_E_S', Nestle's makes the very best....... _______________.' 08. Satchmo wasAmerica's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was ___
Hit Her Up!!!
This is a great friend of mine that I have known since I was a new Fu. She is such an incredible lady to always help everyone else with NOTHING asked for in you will see she does not have a stash or blogs as noone has helped her do this. I will be helping her get both so she has more to rate but for now please go to her page and show her the love by adding, rating and fan her!!! I promise you if anyone will show the love back SHE WILL!!! LUVS YA GIRLIE!!!:):P coco@ fubar
Sometimes, When I Get Angry...
...i want to slit throats. So, I'm talking to Chris a few hours ago and she tells me that her ex sent her a message telling her that she's too old to go to concerts and she's being childish. Her rebuttal was not only perfect but the 100% truth: "I can't help it if when me and my girls go to these shows we become friends with the bands. I also can't help it that some of them want us around all the time so they put us on the list so we don't have to pay for it." He then proceeds to call her a liar. I told her it's pure fucking jealousy. I mean how stupid would she or myself or ruby look if we said, "Oh yeah we know him" and then some asshole like her ex goes to ask and they don't know who we are? Please! Everyone we've pegged as a friend knows us so he can fucking drive off a cliff and die in a fiery crash. Furthermore, I am sick and tired of getting shit over this weekend. Yes, I'm going to be talking about Ryan for probably the next two weeks because I don't ge
Please Dont Forget Laid Back
Please do not forget about Laid Back Bama Style. He still need your love and support. He is trying to get to 20,000 comments. FU-Bombers please wait until timed contest are done with to bomb.
God Has A Positive Answer
HANDY LITTLE CHART God has a positive answer: You say: 'It's impossible' God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: 'I'm too tired' God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: 'Nobody really loves me' God says: I love you (John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 ) You say: 'I can't go on' God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: 'I can't figure things out' God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5- 6) You say: 'I can't do it' God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: 'I'm not able' God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: 'It's not worth it' God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: 'I can't forgive myself' God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: 'I can't manage' God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: 'I'm afraid' God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear (II Timothy 1:7) You say: 'I'm always worried and f
Will you unleash your love on me Let it come down like a waterfall To cascade across my land Because my oasis is dry And it's your passionate love That can moisten the sands Please bring it back to life It has been scorched by false love From those who didn't know how To appreciate this wondrous land Although what you see is wide and barren It awaits the shower of a love like yours One that is unconditional and pure That is in need of open space to explore A love that knows no boundaries I welcome you to stake your claim here And to do with this land as you will I'm opening my deprived land to you Come and spread your love throughout Let your love come down like a waterfall And flow across my world Tell me you will quench my thirst
Boat One
A day on the boat is a day for me The salt and the spray feel good you see The chop of the waves and you get your hands set Rouge wave ahead and we all are wet A smile and a yell and all is well Weíre all still here as we cap the next swell The inlet is around the next buoy you see Cooking and swimming and fun for me My friends are like tides they come and go But at the inlet no-one would know Weíre here for the day and to hell with the past We all are happy and want it to last Swimming and cooking and a beer or two Nothing else I would rather do Jokes and pranks and a kick in the ass The waters lied down and slick as a glass Knee boards are out and free boarding to This is what we all like to do Crazy for water to splash all around Weíre having our fun out in the sound Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/27/07
No Matter What !
Oh but for the hustle and the bustle, our lives have grown so busy and frustrating. I`m sorry I cant be with you through the rough time,in both our lives . Just want you to know, I will always be here. I am not one know to "DUCK AND RUN" ! When the going get bad, I stay an fight. My heart gets torn apart alot, but I am just built that way. Change if I can ,but only for the better! So for the one that knows she`s always had my strings, yes I feel like a puppet sometimes. That has always been my choice. I dont except anything from you, but for you to do what make you happy. That is all I will ever want for you is HAPPINESS! Whether that is with or without me. Just know that I will always love you, no matter what!
Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore because you dont do nothin for me! Guys they love me cus im the shit! but they all want a piece of this chick like licorice come get you some but my pussy aint no chewing gum i always hate leavin but i love to cum and now pop one on my belly button some ima in a drillin to rush like jumpin off a cliff when i land im layin in the bed like this you never seen something quite like it keep an eye on your man cause im additted to (bitch!) ima wolf in sheeps clothes but i want you to curl my toes and freak my holes and all they say is (can i get some love?) then i hit em with a serious man Hell no! ima one night stand with a 2 piece dildo in hand who really dont give a fuck if your man understand! Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore Ima Slut i cant fuck you anymore i cant fuck you anymore because y
The Dark Haired Sailor
With his soft dark eyes and sweet lips, I see his face as he darkens my doorway.... Standing at about 6' tall, this lean gorgeous man comes into my home. He walks over..looks in my eyes and says "Hi Baby..." His kiss, so soft and deep, I feel every part of my body get warm. The passion released between the two of us starts to unfold... Stroking my hair he caresses my shoulders, moving down my back and slowly across my chest. His hands move the fabric of my blouse to one side as he kisses me down to my supple breasts. I feel myself get moist with his lips and mouth sucking my nipples...moving his hands down he slides my skirt off feeling my soft skin. Gliding his hands back and forth heslides his singers in my wettest part of my pussy. Rubbing my clit I feel myself cum in his hands. He then lies me on my bed, wet and getting hotter. His face slides down my naked body..sucking and licking me...sucking my clit I feel him lick and suck the sides of my hot wet juicy pussy. He makes me c
For Luck?
My contest has been going for almost 24 hours. I've grown lonely in there and reached my daily limit on photo comments. My clicky, scrolly finger is getting sore. :( Feel free to drop off some luck to me? I could definitely use some. Fairy dust would work too. lol Anyway, here's a link to my picture. The first to 30K... etc. (You know how it goes!):P Thanx to those who have and will stop by to leave some luck! It's much appreciated. And, as always... lovers you all and have a great one filled with :D and love!!! ~Tharna~
Is This True
The Waiting Game!
The Waiting Game In the crowd of people , I see your face and eyes and drown I blink - you are gone How to find you again? I pray you saw me too I sit and wait not wanting to blink in case you may appear As time goes by , I start to feel that you may never appear again That man with the beautiful eyes and a hint of a smile Not blinking I stare into the crowd , hoping to get a glimpse your face I ponder should I start running through the crowd , trying to find you I hesitate - If I move I may lose you forever I sit and wait not wanting to blink in case you may appear Will it happen? Will you find me? Did you feel what I felt when I looked into your eyes for that fleeting moment? Do you know what fires you started within me? I sit and wait not wanting to blink in case you may appear 6:30 PM 10/8/2007 Rose Sandoval
This is for the ladies, I want to know what U think is clingy. I've asked my female friends and all I can get is the obvious answer of alwyas hovering around and never letting the girl go and have time for herself. Then I asked a few questions like is txting a message every day to a girl clingy? Nothing over the top, just a hey babe how was your day? I've heard yes and no. My friends can't reach a concensus so I thought I'd ask if this is clingy or not? I also wanted to know if calling 2 or 3 times a week was clingly. Again I got a mixed response. I know there are variables like how often U see her ect so it's not clear cut, but in general what are your thoughts?
How do you get someone out of your head? This bites
Im going to be submitting at least 1 of my poems to my campus for a contest/ publishing thingy! (gotta love it when I write retardedly and say I want to be published at the same time!) So go to this link! And leave a comment on the poem you liked the best. Because I honestly CANT choose which one to send! You can comment without joining the site! just do it anonymously, you can tell me who you are within the comment if you wish to... but you dont have to if you dont want to! PLEASE HELP! You may have to copy and paste! Thanx a Million! OH and yes the picture is of me! I was 3 years old!
As many of you know I had lap band surgery back at the beginning of July. Well, I had my second fill today and I have lost another 8 1/2 pounds. Yay me.
Leveling Up
I wanna send out a special thank you to some really great people on this site. in no particular order, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the following FuFreaks, first to "The Fubar Celebrity" The Fuberlord who in no small part is responsible for ending my 3+ month run as a Barfly. To "Terri Hates The ShoutBox" who having already rated all of my pics, Went through my stash just to help lil old me level up!and last but certainly not least, to "Heather" The sexy Alabama Assassin Who's Favorite drink is water lol. Thank you all so much. I may be overdoing it but I was beginning to think I was never gonna level up! lol I love you all and will do all I can to return your generosity!!!!
Why Didn't I Listen To Him!!
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Ugh The Day That Neverended
This was by all means a Monday from hell .. not gonna go into full details .. just glad its over . i just came on to say I hope you all had a better day than I .. ill be on for a lil while tomorrow morningish .. then have an appt to go to around 12:30ish ( have to be there for 2) .. well enuf blabbing im goin to bed . Nite all .. ! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX Wen :)
Contest Update :)
hey guys! i hope everyone had a great monday :) in case you didnt in a contest! i am trying to win a 7 day blast, so please help if you can! :D:D all rates are worth 5 points and comments are worth 1 point :) you can comment as much as you like...the contest will run until sat, oct 19th. here are the standings as of a few minutes ago: j-roxxx - 9,085 total points! shortysecret - 7,570 total points! as you can see i have a pretty tough competitor on my hands, and i have a feeling (like last time) this will be a battle to the finish. :D i definitely have my work cut out for me, and im starting a new job tomorrow, so i can use all the help i can get! CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE!! (rate and comment) is a list of people i would love to thank. these are just people i noticed helping me out a bunch today :) i want yall to know i really appreciate it! dazzy - just me clayton charley sphere freak deja lou john h maloney sirvalor1 metal ron
For Him!
For Him! Lie back lover,I sit up on one elbow and look down at you, deep into your eyes, as I lower my face to yours, my lips brushing lightly over yours, my tongue gliding over your lips, my hand on your chest, I feel your heartbeat under my hand, I kiss you deeply and my tongue probing your mouth, finding yours and teasing it. Our tongues continue to play and my hand starts to slide down your chest , down your belly and as I get closer to your cock, I stop at your waist, just out of reach of your hardening cock I look up at your cock and see that it seems to be reaching toward my hand, my mouth starts down your chin and my other hand follows behind, my lips and tongue sliding down your chest and stomach leaving shiny trails feel my tender kisses and licks left behind, as my hand glides over your chest and stomach , leaving tender touches that feel like fire left behind, as my hand and mouth glide down your body, my body turns and I let out a deep sigh as I see that you
Bucs Mma Fight Of The Week. Ufc 66- Forrest Griffin Vs Keith "the Dean Of Mean" Jardine.
Bucs thoughts on the fight ..... " I honestly liked this match-up. Both are very well rounded Competitors. Jardine is very Heavy Handed while forrest is Very sharp. the fight overall ended in less than 5 mins. i honestly thought Forrest was too cautious. Jardine was a Heavyweight on TUF 2. Therfore -this match up has to be on the to 10 Ultimate fighter Allumni. Over- forrest got caught. Solid effort though. Very cool fight to watch. ENJOY!!! Keith Jardine VS Forrest GriffinAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Help Me Out
my friends..its my first time to join in a contest..need your help.ur help is highly appreciated..:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
To All My Sexy Friends
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
My Heart's Love -part 1-
This is a little blog about my heart. I've been looking for love, and by looking, I mean feeling out the women in my life. In the real world, I've got a few females in mind that would be Mrs. Right, Ms. Right Now and/or Ms. Booty Call. (I didn't make the rules, but I have to live by them) I've been on what is best said to be a dry spell. I've not dated in 2 1/2 years and not had sex but 2 times in my life. (with the same girl, 12 years ago on the 27th of November) Now, I know someone is going to say that I'm lying, but think about this. Why would I say this about myself if it wasn't true? I have had some luck with the ladies, but could never seal the deal, due to my somewhat unlucky choices. I've never truly been discriminating, but to a degree I have. I dated all races, religions and mindsets because of my own heart. I will not go for the Hottest girl in the area but will date the cutest. In my eyes, Cute girls are the most likely girls to steal my heart before the Beautiful on
Dildolicking. And Other Ways To Ruin A Porno.
I can't help but cringe when a girl slobers all over her dildo after she pummelled her vagina with it for five minutes. It ruins the porno for me. Don't do that. That is disgusting. It's not like they're doing it because they like it. They think guys like it. And it's not so much the eating trap-sap that grosses me out, it's the look on her face. When it comes time to slobber, they'll look at the camera and try to be all sexy like, "Look at me, isn't this hot? Don't you like this?".. No, I don't. Stop now. Dammit, I orgasmed and didn't know it because I was too busy watching you slurp cunt juice off a bodyless cock. I also hate watching guys get blowjobs. But I think that goes without saying. Pretty much any sucking of anything fallic is gross. Especially a live throbbing penis. And the guy always grunts. Yuck. He's like, "Yeah baby, suck it." And I'm like, "Click, click, right-click, delete, right-click recycle bin, empty." And by then my schlong is limper than angelhair pasta.
Thx For The Smiles
THX FOR MAKING ME SMILE PPL, u are all too kind thx a million huggggggggggggs
Fun Fun!
how goes the morning? :D
What Is Love?
Love, what is love, really. the flutter you feel in your stomach when you simply say a name. when you feel like your heart skips a beat when they look at you just that way. the way you can't breath when they touch you so tenderly. Or is it all just passion. does love even exist. Or is it just to intense to put into words. Is it like heaven or is it like hell. Or does it depend on who's eyes & heart your looking through. Who can really define it. And if it can't be defined how do you know when you really feel it. Or if it's even real.
New Experience
We have been together several times. You've learned what I like, what I've tried and what I would like to try but haven't been able to do yet. So you have been busy making plans. You won't give me any details. Just tell me to pick out something sexy to wear for you. I decide to wear my red dress with a corset underneath. I've gone with my new black corset, it laces in the back, has a red accent bra that is attached to the front. You've seen my pink & black one of this style but not this one. I have on black lace top thigh highs along with black lace panties. It's the most alluring thing I could think of to wear for you. As I finish getting ready, I hear my phone ring, it's you. You ask "Are you ready baby?" I repond and you let me know you are on your way. I grab my purse and slip on a pair of heels. After thinking about it, I grab my stelletos with the 5" heel to put on when we arrive at whatever destination you have planned for us. There is a knock at the door, I know
AnotherÖÖÖÖ. I work from Monday through Friday and attend school to. I bust my ass day in and day out so you can enjoy the life. I donít ask you to cook, or even clean, just be here for me. This is the thanks I get. You let me think itís real and this is what you do knowing when I will be home. You must think Iím a dumb ass bitch. Both you bitches get up and get your shit and get the fuck out. No! wait, get up and Iíll get your shit for you. Packing your shit throwing it out the door. Get the fuck out and take your whore. I got some liquor going to drink it straight, no ice or chaser because I feel the hate. Rolling a blunt and sealing it closed, sparking the flame and taking a toke all because your shit finally exposed. Six blunts, a pint and a half later. Loading the clip removing the safety, buck shot your ass like an alligator. I canít stand your ass and I want you dead. Why the fuck did you do it, another bitch in my bed.
Palace Of Pleasure
Your hot breath against my neck I feel your gentle kisses. Our lips meet. Rubbing your fingers through my hair, and your hand brushing my cheek. So excited & aroused we give all our energy. Wanting you so desperately I take you inside me. Breathless. With a slight open peck caresses my lips. Holding me close, while grinding our hips. I feel you so deep. I feel your soul inside. Discovering all your mysteries, that one should never hide. You've whisked me away to the palace of pleasure I am your goddess and you are my treasure. Gasping with delight Our passion goes soaring Who ever said that missionary's boring?
Incredibly Bewitching
She is and shes a great friend...Truly. Show her love and help her get leveled too! What better way to spend a Tasty Tuesday, then to meet someone true..:) Hugs and kisses!! ~*~IncrediblyBewitching~*~@ fubar
In The Heat Of The Moment
imagaine .... a cool breeze on a crisp night, stars shining and the moom .. full. mood is set... and the timing is perfect...... he moves in towards her from behind and slowly slides his hands around her waist as his face melts into her neck to inhale her sweet femimine set.... she closes her eyes and leans back, trembles a bit from his touch. is she scared?... no, she has been longing for his touch, waiting for this moment, and ready to embrace it. she turns around and reaches to him, placing her hand on his cheek, pulling him in.... closer, she lips brush across his soft lips..... he pulls her in closer kissing her more deeply.... still smelling her sweet smell of night jasmine... message me....... if i should continue
Another One!!
Wow I feel like pimping today..LOL Heres a cute blonde you want to check out..shes a sweetheart, and she gives love back..:) You know what to do my sexy friends...:) Fan add and rate this hottie..:) crazygem@ fubar
Stash Limits.
Due to some blatant stash abuse by some, the powers that be decided that stashes are now limited to 2,000 items. Looks like I will be deleting some old material to make way for the new.
For The Ones On Myspace
you will be hearing me raising hell on my page. my blog will tell you why. I have a temper when someone anyone that tells me how my past was...cause they have no damn clue. my past was shitty and i try to forget about it but when someone brings it up.. damn straight im going to raise hell. dont look at me as a different takes alot to piss me off. you guys are awesome and im pretty glad that i have you as a friend on please dont judge me thanks
Feeling Empty ...
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Our Night
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever.........
have you ever thought about how much energy is contained in matter? it's insane to think that there is so much that matter actually warps the space around it. that's what we call "mass" - the effect that an object has on gravity, influencing the momentum and trajectory of other objects. what i wonder about is whether gravity is created by objects that have mass, or if gravity is an inherent property of the universe that is merely affected by mass. the two are intimately tied together. mass would not exist if it were not for gravity. gravity would be imperceptible if it were not for mass. so which came first - the chicken or the egg? why would energy condense into matter? why would matter evolve such that it gives rise to the structures we see in the universe - especially living things? why do the hairs in my nose keep growing? did i really do too much lsd back in college? *shrugs*
Take Me To The Place...
Take me to the place inside you where as one our souls entwine. Tell me the tale of how you found my heart lying beneath my own self-destruction. Let the moonlight bathe us as we trace the scars of our pasts, writhe in the passion of our present, and grope for the light of our future. You can search for my heart while your tongue checks my pulse but you'll find it's already beating in your strong but gentle hands. The hands that pulled me from the fire, they're in my hair and on my face, divulging whispers of the passion they've found on a route they never actively sought. Take me to the place inside you. I feel your mind search the catacombs of mine while your mouth seeks the switch to release it. The train of thought lost on the tracks of passion with the building speed only a newfound love possesses. Lay there and let me take you; let me shower you with the light of angels while I whisper in your ear about temptations known only to the night. L
God Hates Me...
I heard someone say today God hates me. I was thinking there are two big assumptions in that statement: 1) There is a God. 2) He actually cares about your pitiful existence enough to hate you.
ok still not sure of whats going on with kayliegh, we r tryin to get the money to take her to the childerns hospital,bc we r tried of being put off here bc we have a state medicalcard plus on top of it her grandma had a heartattack today, shes doing ok but the stress is getting to us all thanks for all ur prayers and support.. much love to u all
Your Whore
I whisper in your ear, all the things i wanna do, making you ask for more as i tell tales of joy, I caress your soft skin, with my tongue against your neck, making you moan and beg for a longer story, I run my hands through your hair, pulling your hair back, as I press against you firmly and bite your lips, Running my hands over your body, feeling your firm breasts between my fingers, you're sitting my lap and slowly moving your hips, I make you beg for more, make you call my name, make you scream for me to be in you, I tease your senses, playing with your nerves, you start to writhe, you're beggin to be screwed, Fingers gliding over you, making you gush and drip cum, closer to me as i give you what you want, raising your skirt, crying out for more, as I slowly move to be in your. . .
Will It Never End?
Four o'clock in the morning Afraid to open my eyes Another day of grief, A day of fear. All alone I feel. I try to justify all the pain, All of this guilt before my eyes. Another day of confusion, A day of wondering. Is it ever just going to go away? All this pain that I feel, And all this anger, is it going to stay? Ten o'clock in the evening, Afraid of the nightmares. Again my breathing stops. All I can do is stare into the night. What is it that causes this feeling? Another night of crying, A night of hiding, Alone once again. My heart feels empty, And I can't cry another tear. Another day wasted on insecurity, A day of wonder. Is this ever going to end?
Looking For My Son
Read this entry I placed in craigslist in Spokane (last known whereabouts). If you know him, kick his but in gear and get a hold of me.
Fuckin Bitch
Got me locked. up . After treating to sex, movies and out to eat. If you wonderend why i am mad all the time there u have. Bitch skipped out on the bill.
Goodbye For Now.
Hello fubar friends. I wanted to let you know that due to the fact that I had a wonderful meltdown last night.... I will not be on fubar for a while. Sorry, but I just can't do it. I am boycotting all nternet social sites for not because....I dont know. I appreciate all the help and advice that has been given to me. I guess....I just need some time alone to mourn. I will be back eventually, but not for a while. Sorry! Don't forget about me!! I Will be back!
why do I keep attracting the wrong people all i want is to have some fun on here.Not looking for anything from a guy now if a girl wants to be friends thats different. But i'm tried of blocking people and guys talking dirty thats a complete turn off.I just want to be liked for me a bisexual woman who wants to play with a girlfriend and i love to flirt.
Dose This Girl Need Help Or What? Why? Why Not?
(this girl is 23 years old and lives in the basment of mer partents home, she is in a wheelchair. she never had a job and refuses to learn to drive even though she knoes darn well she can drive. she loves to make fun of people, more so of me. she has only had 2 boyfriends and wants to marry her curnet [#2] boyfirend. she has never lived out side her parents home on her own. she says she's sorry for something and then just ends up doing that something again and being sorry for it and doing it again and being sorry for it. i told her "I am so done with you" and here is her responces...) speedergir...: it is also incorrect due to the fact that I am still 22... i wont be 23 till thursday speedergir...: please take down this blog its not right to do, and you are just doing it out of spite! speedergir...: so that is no reason... your just bored and like upseting me and then pretending to be inocent speedergir...: so that is no reason... your just bored and like upseting me and then
80 11's Left
I have 80 11's lefr who wants them
Yay Idiots
THE MUMM doobie or not doobie? created @ 2007-10-09 13:55:27 -- expires in: 23 hr should i roll it or bowl it? 84 votes 443 views 58 comments twist that shit! ** OR ** pack a bowl! MY COMMENT repeat of last weed mumm comment i think you should keep admitting that your a pothead and have drugs in your home online in a public area with your face and city and state showing... btw.. my older brother got busted that way.. was enough for a warrent HIS COMMENT miss V is full of shit, theres no justificaion for a warrent and i dont have my name or face on here so nice try k thnx bye AT WHICH POINT HE BLOCKED ME... SO I SENT HIM A MESSAGE THROUGH MAIL :D On 10/9/2007, wrote: Since your a pussy and blocked me from commenting back.. Like i said in the first comment it was a copy of what i posted in another mumm... and, if its not good enough for a warrent then why did they get my brother for it? hmm? yeah good question eh noob pussy On 10/9/
The Ex!!!
I know this is going to sound stupid....but right now I'm soooo hurt! I just found out about 2 weeks ago that my soon to be ex had another mistress (T). This is the second one. The first one (L) was hard enough, with moving her and her 3 kids into our house in 2001, to finding out 3 days after I told him I was pregnant that he had an affair with her (which btw he callee to tell me). I confronted T back in 2005 because I found numberous calls and text messages in the ex's locked cell phone, she also sent him naked pics of herself. Well I found out last night that T might be pregnant! GREAT! Now mind you I should not be hurt by this, because the ex left me to live with his gf January 1st, 2007. She has been pressuring the ex to get me to sign the seperation papers, so that they can start planning their wedding. We can actually get divorced this January 1st...YEA. I now feel everyting that he ever told me was and is a lie! We have 3 kids together, he gets the kids every weekend duri
Finally, Starting Full-time
I got my drug test, orientation, and safety training for contractor job at local large refinery. I start Monday and I am so happy. Finally, I get work after being unemployed for 2 months just sitting around dying of boredom. I have been training at my part-time job and I should complete that this week. Then I have to wait for my checks and I can't wait for that to happen. I imagine my creditors are more anxious than I for that to happen. :-)
Blood Work. . . . .
I went back to the hospital today to get more blood work done, but I'm still waiting on the results. I was hoping to get the results today, but haven't heard anything yet. . . . so I plan on calling in the morning to try to find out something. I will try to let everyone know as soon as possible after I find out something. But as things sit right now, I'm still waiting and still on bedrest. We're hoping for the best though.
Oh Too Late
i just got home i had dinner with few relatives, and it was great! i'll post pics tomorrow, i'm super tired and drank lots of beer :) ni ni
Atten All
Sorry for MIA But I am in the process of moving and I have been having internet problems. I won't be online much til the middle to the end of Nov. I will try and check in when I am able but won't be alot of online time. I am so excited about the move :)
What Card Are You?
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You†may†be†good†at†home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the
Looky what I just received from a fellow fubarian. This kind of message is the reason that I stopped using myspace. I dearly hope that Fubar is not overrun with these hustlers. Hey dear, I came across your profile,sound very nice and attractive,I will like to know more deeper about what you do at the moment, your present or past relationship,your state, age, religion,and what kind of woman you are Looking forward to meet, guess your sincere and honest? Im a very positive and optimistic lady, calm and self-balanced., kind and loyal. I have many hobbies as well. I love people much and learning new things in life. I adore traveling and excursions of any kinds. I enjoy good company, music, outdoors activities, are you sincere and honest? well i will much glad if you can mail when you will be online so that i can be online also.I will be much glad to read from your mails.My ID on Yahoo Messenger is nionnawarat and here is my email adress so that we can chat be
I can be such a "spaz" for a matter of fact my nickname is "Mrs. Spaz!"(lol) Anyways i need to spill my guts,,,,i have been crushing on this 1 particular guy for awhile now...and i am not quite sure of what to make of it...he is a "good" boy at least i think. We visited each other like 2x's but have been talking since june. He seems to like me back...but i am not quite sure of what to make of it.. I am not ready for a relationship yet....but when i am he is the one i would like to be with...and i am not sure if i should tell him or not ...leaving me struggling.... Boy this sounds like a mumm.... if any of my friends and family read this let me know what your thoughts are...thanxs love everyone of you! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Finally ~ Saving Grace
So I will share with you all the end to a a ton of heart ache, trials and tests and miracles that my daughter Taylor and I have been through for the last several months. It all started with my ex attempting to prove me unfit ... this did not work denied in court with the swiftness. Following Court on 8/7 Taylor went to her fathers for her noraml weekend visit and returned home with brusies that were clearly left by a hand. This startehe long drawn out processo of dealing with OCS in 2 parishes and law enforcement and a costly exparte hearing. Taylor was denied safety by the courts when the exparte was denied. By the grace of God Taylors father decided not to pick her up again until the Exparte review. The review was scheduled for 10/30/07. However, Tonight after a phone call made from taylors father to her and her expressing that she did not want to see her father anymore, her father has announced he does not want Taylor anymore ( calling her names I shall not mention) nor does he wi
Someone I Met
Before my treatments began on an outpatient basis, I was being hospitilzed for a week at a time. It was during a visit earlier this year that I met the sweetest liitle child. The childrens ward was full, so they put little Gwen on our floor. She was seven years old, and looked like the proverbial Goldilocks, minus the locks. She was frail, but her personality gave her strength. Her mom was a beautiful young woman with striking features and so so polite. The first evening there, she stood behind the curtain to her room, with her thumb in her mouth, peeking at all the adults in the dayroom. No one was paying much attention to her so I turned the tv to cartoons and her attention perked up. She slowly came into the room and sat down and watched tv. The next evening she came into the dayroom and tapped me on the shoulder. With her thumb still in her mouth, she asked if I would put the cartoons on the tv. I turned the channel, smiled at her and went back to reading. A little
Aussie Chicks First Blog... Ta Da!
Well here I am on Fubar once again having a look around and thought it was about time I had a look at what else you can do on this thing or what I can do to make this page of mine a little more interesting to visit. So I decided i will write a blog.... about nothing really. I have been on this site for about 4 days now thank to an invite from my friend Kimmy and its a pretty cool site. Nice people. I dont see very many Aussies on here... so I guess im here representing Australia along with the very scarce other Aussies that have made their way here. I would like to thank everyone who has invited me chatted with me and helped me work out how this place works. Hope everyone is well. Take care. Till next time. -Suze
Death Is Only The Beginning.....
What gives people the impression that it is OKAY to break a person down so much that they feel like they have no one left in the world? What makes it okay for people to treat persons like vapor.. like they do not exist? WHat gives peeps the RIGHT to hurt others without thinking about what they are doing to others? I am BROKEN... Like an Angel without wings, or a heart without a beat... a whisper without an ear or a sail without wind....I am at the END of a nightmare that I can't wake up from, only because it is my REALITY.... People (on FUBAR) that I thought were my friends turned out to be just an ILLUSION... nothing more... (and boy, that sure is a pun if ever one!!!) But you know, that it not what hurts the most..... what hurts the most is losing the real friends that I have.... the people that I have lost that I knew BEFORE I knew fubar, and the REAL friends that I made here that were friends even away from here. I guess you think you know someone, and it is heartbreaking to fin
A Poem
Why is my life so fucked up?and blue?..I know why..Because of you..someone I befriended and trusted, thought was true,Turned out to be a fake,like everyone ive ever knew.
why do exs think they can run your life when its over but when they were their they didn't want to be with you why is it like that they need to just go away thats why they are an ex
Do You Have A Heart? Would You Do This?
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy This doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?" The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to m
D Fucking Eh.
BunnEh youre crazy.. But im your dork.SO thats ok. Bleh.
Allow Your Own Inner Light to Guide You There comes a time when you must stand alone. You must feel confident enough within yourself to follow your own dreams. You must be willing to make sacrifices. You must be capable of changing and rearranging your priorities so that your final goal can be achieved. Sometimes, familiarity and comfort need to be challenged. There are times when you must take a few extra chances and create your own realities. Be strong enough to at least try to make your life better. Be confident enough that you won't settle for a compromise just to get by. Appreciate yourself by allowing yourself the opportunities to grow, develop, and find your true sense of purpose in this life. Don't stand in someone else's shadow when it's your sunlight that should lead the way.
Cum, Now!
It was perfect the way they just sat there, not speaking, no noise, peaceful, serene. Her head resting on His lap. Looking up at the stars as they swung softly back and forth. His fingers running through her scalp relaxing her. Her mind going completely blank of all thoughts, just Him. His touch and presence. "pet?" He said breaking the silence. "Yes Master?" "Stand up and follow me." She pulled her body up as He reached for her hand, softly lacing His fingers into hers, leading her through the damp grass to the jungle gym. Raising her soft brown eyes to His. Her robe swishing in the slight breeze. He smiled. "Take off Your robe pet." She hesitated for one second, knowing it was the middle of the night, it was very doubtful any of the neighbors were awake watching. But all in all it was one second too long. He leaned in growling into her ear. "NOW pet!" Startled she undid her belt around her waist letting the soft material slip from her skin and gather around
Heart Broken
well why is it when u get a rlbf and they are on fubar that someone steps in and just makes it where u have no choice but to break up well i am single again i just wish upon the star again and see where it goes
I'm Really Lonely Today.
To start things off my so called bf hasn't talk to me in 2 days except to yell at me.He is treating me like shit the past 2 days.And sex well i'm on my own with that.I'm just going to sit here and lick my wounds and cry today.Unless someone out there can make me feel better.Or make me smile but for now i'll just cry.luv and kisses stormy
Best Come Back Line Ever
his was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on ! Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to ! the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Law
okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
Who Is A True Friend
A friend is somebody Who knows you and likes you Exactly the way that you are. Someone who's special And so close in thought That no distance can ever seem far. A friend understands you Without any words, Stands by you When nothing goes right. And willingly talks Over problems with you Till they somehow Just vanish from sight. And whether you're neighbors Or live miles apart, A word from a friend gives a lift To your heart and spirit. That shows you once more Why friendship is life's dearest gift!
Reality Bites...
Four Guys
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one >> wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it >> wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they >> voted to take turns. >> >> The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning >> with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, >> "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat >> up and watched him all night." >> >> The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same >> thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, >> "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl >> shakes the roof I sat up and watched him all night." >> >> The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football >> player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed >> and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The ot
I Wonder...
I WONDER... Why is it hard to be happy when your in love? You worry, cry, envy others... You give everything yet it isn't enough... Is it like this when you love someone? or just stupid to fall for someone who can't see your worth??? (",)
I Will All Ways Miss You
My heart bleeds when your love is missing As my tears burn when i cry for you As my lips are all ways in pain for missing your loving kiss My skin drys up and off my body for not feeling you there at night as i miss you so dearly As my thoughts of you become my nightmares for missing you all ways For my memory's of you left me the day we parted away from each other As every part of me will all ways miss you Date wrote 10-10-2007 By Aj Rich
The Continuation
As time goes on we discover our love for each other grows stronger. Our need for each other builds. Our want, our desire has no limits. As time goes on we discover we can no longer be apart. The distance is like a chasm between us. Ever widening, growing deeper. Yet, our love continues to grow, building a bridge connecting the two of us. Making a bond between us stronger even than death. We eternally strive to be together. Through trials and tribulations, through adversity and strife. Nothing can seperate us, nothing can keep us apart. Not even death itself. I love you Michelle, with all of my heart, mind, body, and soul. You are my life, you are my everything. I am forever yours, All my love, Michael
Where I've Been
Hey everyone! I just wanted you all to know that I am not ignoring any of you, I just took another job and don't have much time for fubar. I hope you are all well and I'll get back to you all as soon as my life calms down.
Im still frusturated...if your close to watertown NY hit me up cuz im getting offers from people in different states. Sorry guys im not driving over 100 miles just to get it. Im not that picky but the guy has to be at least 7inches or above. Ive been with guys that are below that and i didnt have a good time. Please dont get pissed ,this is just how I feel.
i hate these surveys and they never let me finish one. i don't think we should have to do them i've wasted all my time and now i have to take the neighbors dog for walkies. i should do a survey how many things take all the fun out of fubar foe me
Switching Up My Routine
I am trying to switch it up today. I just had no desire to walk today. But....I did anyway. I walked for 15 minutes. So, now I will rest for 10 minutes and then get back on the treadmill and walk for another at least 15 to 30 minutes. I know it is good to switch up your routine, otherwise, your muscles get used to the same thing and it gets rather stale. So hopefully when I get back on that thing, I will be more energetic to maybe jog on it? I am hoping so. Maybe I will try it 3 times. 15/10 off/15 on/10 off/15 on? See how that goes?? My son Christopher has not had a good couple of days at school. He has also lost his cell phone that I just replaced!!!!! Argh! He has always been so good about keeping his cell phone. I guess he lost it when playing tag at someones house. Hopefully it is found. Anthony has been doing good. Keep your fingers crossed! lol Okay, time for me to go get back on the treadmill, ciao~
I'm so tired of being sick, first it was bronchitis now i have pneumonia, and a bacterial infection in my lung. Ugh can anything go right
Attenion: In The Spotlight
This whole Fubar experience has really opened up my eyes to something. I'm actually cute. And sexy. Guys hit on me all the time here. I've got a clear '10' on all my photos. It's really great. Now where's the catch, you may be asking? Well here it is. This never happens in real life. I'm passed over like a plain Jane. I don't get it. Are the men just brave around here? Grow a pair for internet use? lol Whatever it is, it kindda got me thinking. Why is it SO easy for men to compliment me online, and say how hot and sexy I am, but when it comes to a real bar scene, or even just passing me on the street, they can't even get the courage to say hello? Answers please.
Web Top 10
Ten web-related terms that sound dirty but really aren't 1. Go ahead and plug it into the back-end 2. That's really a nice front-end design 3. I'm having trouble mounting your machine 4. The server keeps going down on me 5. I got this strange pop up 6. IP 7. This site keeps asking me if i want a cookie 8. This site is very sticky 9. Submit now 10. I got the virus from a college friend and then i gave it to about 40 people LMAO
"just A Thought"
The Kid Who's Not Mine
For the last two and a half months, I have had a random teenage boy staying at my house with his dog. His father had to get some work because they were just made homeless, and so he took a job on a line boat for a month. I said I could take care of the kid and dog, it was still summer after all, but when it was time for dad to come home, he didn't. He hadn't called in over a month, so I called to get help. The person I called got the state involved, and it looked like I might become the kids foster parent. Today was the meeting with all involved parties and he will be going to Arizona to live with his mom, in a somewhat dubious siuation. The dad showed up at the meeting and laid the blame on everybody else. I've been waiting for the solution for this problem, but find myself a bit sad to see the kid go. It has been extremely difficult, and I'm glad that his mom is happy to take him, but I'm still worried for him. The feelings of being not wanted have got to be killing him, and I just h
Through The Eyes Of A Rapist (a Warning)
This is important information for females of ALL ages A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts : 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair . Women with short hair are not common targets. 2) The second thing men look for is clothing They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly . Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing. 3) They also look for women on their cell phone , searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5: 00a.m. and 8:30a.m. 5) The number one place women are abducted fr
Toxic Friends - Toxic Friendships
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. Buddha When Friends Hurt and Friendships Harm Joy Stevens Recognizing a toxic friendship before it starts. Avoid friends that harm you and friendships that are potentially harmful when you can. Entering into a friendship opens the door for hurt and harm; a harmful friend or a toxic friendship can be one of life's hardest relationship tribulations to forgive and forget. Toxic friends often come back to haunt you for a long time. There are nine main types of toxic friends--those people whose friendship hurts you eventually. Knowing the categories of toxic friends helps you avoid them. Unfortunately, though, becoming friends is risky and there is never a guarantee you will not be hurt by a toxic friend. The User as a Toxic Friend: This person only has friends as long as he/she can use them for some purpose or goal of his/her ow
Happy Hour Giveaway
******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* Im going to be hosting yet another contest: The Rules: A minimum of 40 entries will be needed (No NSFW pics) The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more. After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded. The contest will span an entire week In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows: 1 Happy Hour 1 30-day Blast OR 3-month VIP 2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP ******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEA
ok as u who know me know im moving to kentucky and out here working on the boats but running into a snag now im not going into too deep of detail but my question is this how do you when at work not let personal life affect your work when you are stuck at work for 28 days? also a second question here when moving clear across the united states practically how can you tell how others moving with you will adapt? comments?
Funny Horoscopes
Funny Horoscopes Aries Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born. They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry severa
What Else But Lust
Lust is that look he gives you that you canít resist. Lust is how you crave him to pin you at the wrist. Lust is how wild you feel clawing at his flesh. Where there is love, There is lust, No matter what you Ďhear from above.í Lust is that feeling you get when you watch her hips sway, Lust is that tempting feeling we get everyday. Lust is that urge to grab this and pinch that, And how you canít take your eyes off of her back. Itís the love you have for their skin, And how you want to rush on in. Itís the reason you close your eyes when a hand runs up your thigh. Itís the reason you end up on the bed as your saying Ďgood-bye.í Lust is that voice telling you to shove her up against the wall. That temptation to push up her skirt, and fuck here in the hall. This is why, if you try, you can have any one at all Itís the reason people do what they do, The reason you have to Reassure yourself that they really do Love you. Lust is the reason you canít trust your loved you, A
we all got banned for posting shit in the mumms, right? for the stupidest, tiniest shit... I even lost an account cuz of it... granted, cuz' i add pics to mine, it's illegal, but i feel it tells the whole story... but these other mumms... pepsi or coke, ford or chevy.... goddamn.. and it's not just the repeated ones.. it's the stupid question ones... not one of them are there to make up their mind.. they all polls, and "what do you think," crap... we used to get banned for that shit cuz we didn't obey the mumm-laws... and now, we have cock mumms, tit mumms and ass mumms that aren't marked nsfw... and they go for the full 24 hours of use... i just don't get it....... i also see alot of reg mummers getting quite annoyed... especially with noobs they say they're regs after being there for only a couple of days/weeks..... and then we lose mummers that actually are worthwhile... like mel, for instance.. over stupid shit... why don't we all get together and just start marking the non
And as I reflected : I saw myself drifting through life; Alone. Floating through time and space Reaching out For a hand a touch a smile. Finding only a void a nothingness Internalizing the grip that lonliness has placed on my heart, my mind, my soul. Kissing my cheek with a tear; Wanting Needing Waiting for what?? For that which I cannot have, to fill the emptiness inside Engulfed in pain and dispair Crying for the soft sunlight to dissipate the darkness and horror which is my heart. Again my mind drifts and my thoughts come back to YOU The smile on your face.. The warmth of your touch.. The love shining through yo
Ya hmm I am not so good at blogs I never know what to write or type....So I probably won't write to many of these.So what do other people write about? Just anything.Well that is it for now.I may write some other time when I can think of something good.
Almost Done Lmfao
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Do I Expect Too Much??
i am in need of a fuck buddy......but every one i seem to meet comes up i expect to much?? 1. Want to make love for longer than 30 minutes 2. Wanna give and RECEIVE oral 3. Wanna go out every now and then....(dutch is fine with me) 4. somethimes i wanna make love other times fuck 5. don't want love but do want respect and friendship now sex is better than no sex.....
Exceptional Woman
i don't want to be a good woman... i want to be an exceptional one i want to know my mind and speak it so that others can hear it i want to trust my heart and know how to follow it i want to know my truth and be strong enough to stand by it i want to give my word and line up my thoughts and actions behind it i want to own my life and be responsible for running it and honey, i wanna have fun every darn minute of it 'cause i don't wanna be a good woman i wanna be an exceptional one
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