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Im Such A Screw Up
when ever someone new starts talking to me... some times i get really hyper and type faster and scare them off.. or i just say the wrong thing... and it sucks.. cause im told im a know guy.. and yada yada yada... but seems i always do or say something wrong..
I Saw It - I Conquered
300 Now that was a motion picture!! Every scene was vivid and beautifully brutal to watch. There wasn't much to the story/plot but it was visually stunning! I figured it would be from watching the trailers/previews, but whoa. I was drawn in by the way it looked the same way I was drawn in by Sin City. No coincidence that they are the brain children of the very same Frank Miller. I don't read graphic novels so the movie is the only way he'll reach me. I haven't been disappointed so far. If anyone wants to loan me the g.n. versions - think media rates with the USPS and get my addy. *wink* And can I just say, I've never seen so many hard bodies in one movie. There is a casting crew wish I was on! Am I the only one who thought that Leonidas sounded a little like Sean Connery sometimes? I felt that the wheat field is a little tired -- unless there is some cultural thing I'm missing. I had visions of Gladiator in my head. I almost felt like the sex was too much. Don't accuse me
Thursday 10-11
I am having a mylogram done on my back. It's a very painful procedure and I may end up in the hospital overnight. When I find out anything I'll try to get on as soon as possible because I am going to be in alot of pain for a few weeks from what I understand from this procedure. Sorry I havent been around just had soooo much shit going on around here and most of it's been bad! Thanks and Much luv to all that care and those that pray PLS pray for me and my children. We truely need it right now. I hope to be back soon. MUAHHHHHHHH Em
Harley Davidson & God
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God,who recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yes, that's me..." God replied, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much in
My Reality Check
Today I got some sobering news, news that just brought me to a haunting halt. One of my friends that I work with has been coping with breast cancer for the past two years. She is always so confident, so supportive of everyone. She has been my rock and my ear, especially over the past couple of weeks, helping me to deal with issues I have been going through lately. Today I found out...Janetta's cancer has spread to her brain...she has been given a month to live. Not what anyone expected to hear. It's not fair, she is such a wonderful and inspiring woman. Today I got a phone call from her mom. She said that the first coherent words out of Janetta's mouth today were concerning work. She was afraid that we were upset with her for not coming in and wanted to make sure that we knew she would be back to work next week...she is going to fight this as hard as she can. Can I please ask you all for your prayers conerning this wonderful and courgeous woman. Thank you
Just Broke Off A Relationship
since im blocked from mumms i reckon i can voice here im wonderin do sit here and cry or get my revenge lol on his clothes that r still here its crazy im sad but im happy wtffffffffff
Fubar Friends
my best friend said i was wrong for turning my back on her was it wrong for me to do that she only needed me when he done something to her i threw away 5 years of friends ship cause her husband is an ass hole but i can stand there and watch him treat her like shit and her daughter , i feel bad cause he might end up hurting them did i make the right choice
First Song ....?????
WHAT'S THE FIRST SONG THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND WHEN U EITHER SEE ME OR THINK OF ME ??? RESPOND HERE AND I WILL RESPOND BACK TO YA !! IT'S A FUN LIL THING TO DO
About Me
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology." MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. Honey Mustard yummmy Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A.Arbys or KFC lickin chicken Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A.Black Angus or and red lobster Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A: 20% or if she is really friendly more =) Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? A: steak and pasta Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. Pepperoni and black olives Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A: butter sometimes jelly TECHNOLOGY Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A: military theme with an eagle Q. How many televisions are in your house? A: 2 and one is on an old broken one lol BIOLOGY Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. Right Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A.
My Sapce
Sometimes Im in my on little space Thinking of me and to hell with the race No one helps me this much is for sure Why should I - be part of the cure Let things happen as if I dont care My feelings are mine why should I share Because it is right to help if I can Do what I must and be part of the plan Raised to do right and do what I should Its not up to me to make it all good But if I dont try to help who I can Have I really become a man I not here to say whats right or wrong Live out your feelings and try to be strong Life is not easy this much you know Try to do good and like what you show. Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 10/10/07
Who I Am
I am a woman who is a long time admirer of The Original Fu-Daddy. Back to the days when he was CT Daddy. I think very highly of him. So highly in fact that I created this profile. I know he is engaged to a young lady named Lisa in Arkansas, and in no way am I trying to offend her, or step in her territory. I am also a great admirer of her, and think in my opinion he couldn't have picked a better woman. That's about it for now. Thanks for listening.
Missing You Baby
chatue de art here it goes: nice along and the day are so sad, and this four wAS are closing mor eevery day just keep think about the love that we had , and am dying inside and nobody knows it but me (rember them high school nights and prom night i do that trips down memory lanes miss my true friends.)
Story Of Our Life
Story of our life By:MHG a.k.a. Proud Mary At a tender age eyes were unbuttoned The life you led i have envisioned The hurt and sorrow i too have suffered Chronicles of your ventures i considered I mourned a soul I did not meet A being i hardly knew yet i perceive You and i both search for what we seek The story of our life is filled yet bleak If only now you still exist, I'd question you of all your quests To know if only how in this life id subsist The realized darkness that we cant resist The story of my life and so that of yours Dissimilar in ways yet inwardly it pours Identical passions of frustrated discourse Wandering souls, lost and un-endorsed The dissertation of unwanted ache Bottled inside our substance wanting to break I sense a longing not recognized but cannot quake Please show me how from all this i can escape! One thing i know and one thing is certain Your demise i desire for gone is your burden I still endure what you have set free
Wednesday 10-10-07
If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins. ~Benjamin Franklin (a lil late i know)
Done With It!!
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Taking Husbands Shopping!
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. You might also want to reconsider if you really want to retire with your husband. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women—she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go
The Pumpkin‏
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his a
Are You This Guy?
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a sports t-shirt. I'm the guy who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead, the eyelid, and anywhere it hurts. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited ALL day because im looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who melts everytime you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to
Own True Love
Fair thee well my own true love. It's time I finally let you go. This dream I have nurtured for so long. Has finally set me free. My heart is broken. Lying shattered on the floor. From the journey love has lead me on. Bad choices as mistakes are made. Believing what they say. Naive no matter what the age. My heart it fell so easily. Yearning for that true love every girls dream. Slowly and painfully realizing it's not meant for me. Each and every failed attempt leading me closer to this time and place. Feeling used, abused, and tossed aside. Did they ever truly care? Or was it just me imagining what could never really be. I am not innocent in all these miss deeds. I willingly take responsibility. For the thing's I have brought upon myself. As I stare at the state of my heart. Not caring that it's fallen apart. I examine the pieces. Seeing parts of old relations. I had forgotten. Watching beautiful moments of those I love. Pass before my eyes, tears stream down my cheeks. Falling to min
I Can't Take It Any More !!!!!!!!
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I Will Survive
Sing to tune of I Will Survive At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking inside of those jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???! (Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little wie
Tonite Tonite!
Aw! I'm excited! I get to see my little bro! I haven't seen him since Taste of Chaos at which I didn't tag him fast enough to catch him. lol Last time I actually talked to him was in November. I can't wait to see him! I love this kid. =] Best little bro ever.
October 12
My dad would be 72 on this day, always a hard time of year for us, as dad passed away in 2003. RIP, and we love you dad!
Anyone Know?
I was just wondering if anyone knows anybody that does Fubar marriages... I have a great friend who is looking for someone to do it and I would like to help her out!!! Thanks all!
Mumm
i dont think its fair to my friend that the bouncer is messing with him what cause he put a picture up and someone on here didnt like it thats not right but everyone else on here can put nude pictures up you all say your friends but you would turn someone in thats not a friend keep you nude pictures to your self if you dont like what i said oh well this is my friend dont mess with him
Where's My Rent, Bitch?
where's my rent bitch?!?Add to My Profile | More Videos
Aggrafuckinvation!
So you ever meet people that you fucking go all out of your way to do shit for, trying to help them here and trying to help them there , you know trying to get them to the point where they can stand on there own 2 feet! And the little fuckers have no fucking gratitude. Its like they dont even acknowlege the fact that you have been bending over backwards to try to accomodate them! And it makes you want to ring there little fucking neck. But oh well lifes a bitch and then you marry one right? or is that all just bullshit, and people are just out for themselves, and dont give a fuck who they hurt trying to get it? Well , nah better yet Oh Fucking Well! just venting , thanks for listening, and if you are Leni reading this, its not directed towards you cracker jacker! I love ya!
I Cant Wait....
for everything to calm down in life. I' cant wait to finally get out of school, I can't wait to get a better job - one that doesn't underpay me, I can't wait to finally be divorced so I don't have to deal with the harrassment and mean words. I feel like Miss America...all I want is peace...not world peace, inner peace, and thats really hard to acheive when other people come in and disrupt your quiet little sanctuary that you created for yourself. On top of this all I think I have carpal tunnel. Damn!....If you respond to this please do not list any hate comments or negative things...I'm sick of assholes on here thinkinging just because Fubar has no limitations that you have free reign to be as mean as you want. It doesn't work that way assholes...when I post a fuckin Mumm about what movie should I watch...I don't want responses like get off the computer you asshole we don't care...If you don't care, then dont read my shit... Yeah this blog totally turned around a little but here
Man Rules, This Is To Funny , Had To Post It
Hella funny and soooooooo true........! THE Man Rules������������������� At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!
Woman Seeks Rich Husband, Banker Says "crappy" Deal
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Deal or no deal? An online exchange between a woman looking for a husband who earns more than $500,000 a year and a mystery Wall Street banker, who assessed her potential for romance as a business deal, has cause quite an Internet stir. The anonymous 25-year-old woman recently posted an ad on the free online New York community Web site Craigslist, http://newyork.craigslist.org/, appealing for advice on how to find a wealthy husband. "I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all," the woman, who described herself as "spectacularly beautiful" and "superficial," wrote. "I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won't get me to Central Park West," she said, asking questions like "where do rich single men hang out?" The mystery banker, who said he fit the bill, offered the woman an analysis of her
Good Advice...
subject: "Good Advice" post date: 2007-10-11 10:52:20 views: 1 comments: 0 ratings: 0 We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice..loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning : Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are aliv
Friends
I just got word this afternoon that my cousin is being shipped over to iraq its hard time for my family hes 21 and first time going over to serve our country plz keep him in ur prayers as well as well as the others serving.. may the all come home safetly...
So Yeah.
I'll be leaving soon, won't be back on til Monday. So everyone have a fantabulous weekend!
Bite Me ,,if You Dont
well well well,,i am just in the mood to vent and this is a subject that i am passionate about. do you know what its like to live in a country that is free ,where you can basically do what you want, and do not have to conform to everybody being the same? do you? of course you do , you lame ass people. do you know why you can live in a country like america and feel free? BECAUSE OF THE ARMED FORCES MEN AND WOMEN! THATS WHY! i am so tired of people who live here putting down america and the extrodinary people that have served,are serving and will serve to keep us not only safe, but also to let us be able to live they way we do.you pathetic people can you look out of your tunnel vision and your narrowed way of thinking. if it wasnt for these awesome people who serve daily you would all be living in fear and doing only what you were told to do. you lame asses grow up you have the right to speak and say what you want BECAUSE OF THESE ARMED FORCE MEN AND WOMEN. are you that blind. it real
Someone Special
Happily I made my way to a familiar sight, For in my heart I knew that I was doing something right. On the warm green door I knocked three times, as politely as I could, For I knew that on the other side, was waiting something very good. Just a minute Dear! said the sweet voice from behind the door, Upon hearing this I felt my heart begin to soar. I heard footsteps growing closer, and saw the knob begin to turn, And when the door was open, I had not a concern. There with a cane in her hand, and a smile on her face, Stood my great grandmother, who I ran up to embrace. After greeting one another, into the living room we walked, Then for the next half hour, we talked and talked and talked. I listened to her stories about times long since past, and heard about events, from World Wars: first to last. When I think of my Great Grandmother, several words come into mind, Positive, loving and generous; altogether kind. I know that whenever I might find myself in any sort of strif
This Is For The Fucks That Are Clueless!!
I'm not the best writer so bare with me on this. Thanks! During this story about me I've witnessed death in front of my eyes countless times. It's wierd, but it made me never scared of life. I'll start off by saying, "thanks bitches for getting me started for the fact you bitch about what you have and brag about things you don't have!" I'm glad I'm me, let me tell you! I grow up in a low income background, believe me it wasn't always like that. I was a military brat and my family traveled all over the country. My dad had deep pockets untill he made some mistakes at the age of 30. My parents wanted to stay young and so they made stupid choices. (hello, who's perfect!) They tried to live large and then it caught up with them. So at the age of 11 to 16 I was cooking food for my brother and watching over him. (Wow, ramon noodles all most every night!) That sucked, but we're still living! At the same time the clothes that I had and my brother had were hand-me-downs.
Sex Quotes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you
Candy Is Danddy But Sex Don't Rott Your Teeth
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My Grandson
Today was a wondrous day. We went to court this morning so my adopted daughter could finalize her adoption of My first grandson. Today he officially became part of our family. I don't think I can express the joy I felt today. Having children biologically is a true blessing but we do not choose the children we spawn it is a random crap shoot as to who these little people we birth will be. Adoption is a family made in heaven. A child put on this planet with a destiny to belong to another family. A child born of the Heart. I don't think I could Love this little man brought into my life any more if he was my biologically born grandchild. I look forward to watching him grow. Lovingly wait for the question he will ask when the other grandchildren come "grandma will you still love me" I already know the answer "you were and are my first you were a choice you were a light and a gift given to Rick and I by the sweetest young lady I have ever met in my life that I could only dream would be a par
Odd Food I Like
FRIED DILL PICKLES 1 egg, beaten 1 c. milk 1 tbsp. flour 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 6 drops hot sauce 3/4 tsp. salt 3/4 tsp. pepper 3 1/2 c. flour 1 qt. sliced dill pickles Wesson oil for deep frying Combine first 5 ingredients, stirring well. Set aside. Combine 3 1/2 cups flour, salt and pepper, stirring well. Dip pickles in milk mixture and dredge in flour mixture, repeat process. Deep fry in hot oil, 350 degrees until pickles float to surface and are golden brown. Drain on paper towels.
Morphs
I'd love to have a morph or two but for the life of me I can't figure it out. Can anyone help?
Hnpsd!!!
I just had to do do the Happy Nekkie Pagan Snoopy Dance! Why you might ask??? It's because I finally have my "beast" back up and working with a new power supply and have all my programs back and in working order. I have been using a bare bones old computer I revived from the graveyard (seasonally appropriate wouldn't you say?) that was a bit quirky and limited my computer abilities. Not that it stopped me much, but it was difficult trying to convert text and graphics and I learned a very valuable lesson... BACKUP, BACKUP, BACKUP! I had all my music, presentations, spreadsheets, documents, graphics etc... on 4 hard drives all in one non-functional computer. Talk about losing something valuable! Much of what is stored is not replaceable and now I have duplicates, if not triplicates of saved data on a variety of media. So now that all is well and good here in my geek world, one word of advice... BACKUP! *giggles and dancing*
Its All About Me
before i go to far into about me, i will first let you know that i am 35 years old. now with that dsiclaimer out of the way. i believe myslef to be a free spirited person. i have done and seen what many people often only dream about doing. yes i dream but i also go after my dreams. recently i had a friend pay me one of the best compliments, 'the thing about you michael is that you do what you say you are going to do.' i love to travel. i have traveled by air land and sea. i have on a whim driven from cali to florida for the weekend. i have scuba'd off the coast of spain. i have partied like a rockstar in mexico. i have dove into the water off the cliffs of italy. i have hiked the grand canyon. i have skied the rockies. i have stood in the colliseum in rome.i have splashed down from a balloon. i have taken my motorcycle to 150+ mph. i could list a hundred other events and locations. i have seen a lot, but i still have yet to see it all. i would like to find someone to share these dream
Cauldron Chant
See the cauldron froth and bubble. Brewing love, or boiling trouble Over the flames and smoke of fire Witches send, chant and conspire. Mixing, in strange herbal Iore, To set to rights, or even a score. The knowledge of witch, wyse wyfe and hag Could heal, or bless, or cause to gag. Herbes of mystery from long lost tomes. Oil which bubbles, seethes and sefoams. Weaving a scented and spooky spell To enliven the senses of love to quell, Gurgles and cackles and laughs of glee Summon the powers that there be. Only a witch and the planetary Gods Can bless with might, or set all at odds. bubble, cauldron, froth and foam. Bring a wandering lover home. Work the magic of my witchy brew Chanted over this murky Stew.
Angry Chair..
Was angry because some lowlife mechanic has been jerkin' me around for 2 weeks on refunding money on work that SUCKED! Long story short...ended up leaving a message on his cell calling him a worthless piece of s***!Came here to unwind, and found caring friends to take my mind off it and put things in perspective, and get grounded. Thank you all:) xoxo
The Bus Stop!
The Bus Stop standing side by side at the bus stop....holding hands....my skirt swinging in the breeze...you feel it flapping against your leg.... we notice it will be a while until the bus...and we sit... your arm around me... and i lean against you...your heart beating....i feel it against my face.... i feel your chest....and i notice we are alone...to be with each other your hand moving down slowly....you look around to make sure noone is looking...and your hand lays on my breast...squeezing it slowly...rubbing it.... as you rub, you notice my breathing getting heavy.....my head still against your chest...my hand starting to make circles over your shirt...and feeling your body react to my touch my lips start to give you little kisses over your shirt...and my hand finds your buttons...first one...and then another.... you continue to massage my breast...your fingers finding my nipple and tightening around it.... my body stiffens.... i let out a moan....and you smile...kiss
Suck University: Auto Shop (story)
Suck University: Auto Shop by Raindear816 (Sweet Lil Wicked One) Chapter 2: The Art of Suckology in an Automobile The halls of Suck University have been filling with students and delicious Professors. My studies take me to the highest of heights, craving each Professor like *Godiva chocolate or the salty pretzel*, that is never around when you want it. Spring Break would begin at the end of this day and it was a bittersweet feeling to be leaving campus. I was walking out to the parking lot, to my truck, and who did I see but a mysteriously sexy Professor walking to his car. Not wanting to miss the chance of one last lesson before vacation, I sped up my pace to catch his attention. "Excuse me, um Sir?" I called out. He turned, smiled at me and said nothing, but motioned me to come to him. I was wet instantly. I knew I should have at least put on a thong with this school uniform! A breeze caught my short skirt, exposing my thigh highs and my naked pussy. My dewy lips we
Wow, Some People, Just Make U Wonder...
Time after Time@ fubar zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:25:24 PM): whore c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:25:38 PM): i'm no whore, u just want to abuse women so u can feel like a man zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:25:42 PM): i got enough whores c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:25:53 PM): right zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:25:58 PM): i do zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:26:46 PM): i got a chic for a roommate and seeing another and i fuck both of them zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:27:00 PM): believe me c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:27:10 PM): zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:27:11 PM): u can call here and ask zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:27:22 PM): i dont play c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:27:28 PM): and u call me a whore zimmy802003 (10/11/2007 9:27:37 PM): most women are whores c4rnie_ (10/11/2007 9:28:37 PM): may god help u zimmy802003: U JUST KEEP PAYING THOSE TAXES AND KEEP PAYING MY CHECK PER MONTH AND SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH zimmy802003: I PAID MY TAXES IN THE PAST zimmy802003: I EARN WHAT I GET NOW WOW what a nice person to m
Engaged
WELL I'M SURE ALOT OF PEOPLE WILL BE SURPRISED TO HEAR THIS NO MORE THAN I WAS..EVEN IF ITS ONLY ON FUBAR (LOL) I'M GETTING MARRIED..WOW!! NOW ISN'T THAT SURPRISING? BUT CHUCK IS A WONDERFUL MAN...HE HAS BEEN MY GUARDIAN ANGEL SINCE I'VE BEEN ON HERE..HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO TELL WHEN SOMETHING IS BOTHERING ME..LAST YEAR WHEN I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME AROUND THE HOLIDAYS AFTER I LOST MY HUSBAND,HE KNEW BEFORE I DID THAT I WASN'T DOING SO GOOD..BUT HE HELPED ME THROUGH THAT AND EVERYTHING ELSE..SO HOW COULD I EVER PASS HIM UP? I CAN'T..SO AS SOON AS WE SET THE DATE I'LL LET EVERYONE KNOW...WHEN I WAS THINKING OF GETTING OFF OF THIS SITE HE WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO GO WITH ME...HE'S MY BESTFRIEND...IT STILL IS SURPRISING TO ME...I'M THE ONE WHO HAS SAID FROM THE WORD GO THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED,NOT ON FUBAR OR IN PERSON...HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN..LOL..BUT I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER PERSON TO FALL WITH...I MEAN HE HAS LISTENED TO ME BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING...LOL..HOW'S THAT
The Fubarber Shop Quartet
me- lead myself- tennor i- baratone yours truly - bass
Fuck Yeah.....
So tonight was fucking awesome hopefully things will continue this way. Thanks for all the replies, the advice, so on and so forth. Until things go forward and I know this is a definite thing, I wont be looking for anyone else. If things do change however...ill let you all know. Love to all. Muah. XOXOXOX
Max And Maxine Battle On...lol
Men strike back!(Hey!! They gotta dream)LOL...Oh How witty!! hahaha How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------ --------- --------- -------
First....
so im not big on the bloggin but wat the hell.. i really waznt a fan of fubar n my mom accuses me of being addicted..when she is!!! =P newayz 2nite i added shit n watnot so fuckin look at it! lol and ive decided just 4 this point n leveling shit..that ill stop denying every1s friend requests and actually add ppl...just 4 points... but people that r added better talk 2 me! i hate that bs... and yeah ppl in my family is really my family and ppl i fanned...r ppl i talk 2 atleast once a day and ppl i kno!! so..dont tell me 2 fan u er add u 2 my family..cuz if i dont kno u..i wont. simple. =]
Alone Again!
Alone Again! she finishes her meal, alone again....why? she thinks. putting the dishes in the sink, she does not feel like washing them, still wondering why another evening she is alone? she goes out to the porch and sit on the swing, thinking to herself, i wonder what i do to make men not want me? as she swings, she leans back and starts to wonder, think and ponder. she gets up and goes to her bedroom and starts to remove her clothing, first the shorts - then the blouse. she looks at the full length mirror, she stands in her bra and panties and assesses her body. she thinks 'i have full natural breasts and nice round hips', 'i have a flat firm tummy' and she turns 'i have a nice hard round ass'. she looks at herself up and down, she notices her legs - long and thick , athlete's legs. her painted toes and fingers, her naturally straight dark brown hair. her eyes a little brown and her face not to bad to look at. she reaches behind her and undoes her bra, lets it fall to the floor. she
Poem "my Beloved"
My Beloved Oh how I miss you my beloved, yet I am not alone. Mere distance cannot seperate us; we are as one I close my eyes, you are here. I feel your touch, your lips against my throat. It is not enough my beloved. I need to touch you, to feel your strength, your hardness inside me. I sleep; we meet in dreams. Together we walk on distant shores, Watching the sunsets of another time. Sharing a love that has always been. I awaken; I am alone, Wishing you were here beside me. I am weak my beloved. I crave... I need... I want you. I close my eyes; you are here I feel your touch, your lips against my throat It is not enough my beloved. I need to touch you, to feel your strength, your hardness inside me. by Babs Dahlink
Is It Friday The 13th???
Just a small glimpse into my day for my friends. Went food shopping, came home and the kids had bought our loveable puppy inside. He is happily sitting in the middle of MY bed, using my new lace lingerie as a chew toy. Did I mention that the puppy is a 130lb Lab???? After chasing the dog outside I start cleaning the mess he has made. Easy right??? Noooooo. He had been in the kitchen too. What fun. Two hours later you go to use the bathroom. No toilet paper!!!! How is this possible you just went shopping right?? Ahhhh the lil darlin's used the whole lot to paper someones car!!!! Now you've made a black forest cake for a party tomorrow, your mother in laws 70th birthday. Whats this......the kids got hungry and a sandwich just didn't cut it. You can make another one right???? It only takes about 3 hours...no problem. Ohhhh and the bridal jewellery you worked on to day...the pink pearl and crystal choker and bracelet....well damn.....your 16 year old just had to give i
Soulmate
Natasha Bedingfield LyricsSoulmate Lyrics
Do You Remember?
do you remember, holding so tight? whispering words, with love in your sight? do you remember, what made you smile? knowing it would end, after a while. do you remember, what made you fall? holding each other, standing so tall... do you remember, looking in the eyes? treasuring these moments, as you tried? do you remember, how much you cared? wanting nothing, but what was there? i cant remember, why im alone.... do you remember, whats never been shown????? by;Paul A. 10-12-07
Me!
Some thing is happening to me again, that has long since gone away. I started playing guitar and writings songs when I was 15, I mean I was always doing that, but at 15 I started to get real serious, and as I got better, with more and more songs and poetry under my belt, ......but then I turned 17.. and A fantastic thing started to happen... I started having dreams of music. What I mean is, during my night dreaming, somewhere towards the end of a dream... I would Dream Music, I mean really hear it............. so cool. Which would sometimes last long enough for me to wake up grab a tape deck and sing in the melody, or a guitar and play and remember something from the dream. Now I am not silly enough to say that what I was playing was what I heard in the dream, but whatever I was dreaming did influence what ever did come out... Which is so inspirational. Well its happening again, what a blessing to again hear music in my dreams, and also I noticed how my hearing
Different Then You - The Exies
I used to hate you With no reason why I was so angry So full of pride Lost in opinions and innuendoes Knew everything that you didn't know And i used to think i was sure i was right And that i knew the truth from a lie I was so stupid when i was young I was so stupid to think that i was So different So different than you So different than you are I know it's sad but true So different I'm no different than you Was i just jealous, bitter a And cold The sins i committed The lies that i told Had no respect for you Only myself A memeory i'm not so fond of as well And i can honestly say i was wrong So can you forgive me so i can move on I was so stupid when i was young I was so stupid to think that i was So different So different than you So different than you are I know it's sad but true So different I'm no different than you We are one in the same Only with different names Somethings are not worth changing I learned to love by hating We are
Victoria~
Please go too this web site, look at the pictures and listen too the amazing song...............I believe it was written just for her!Copy and Paste address in tool bar.......... http://gloriousgrace.net/beautiful/beautiful.htm ~Dragonfly~@ fubar
Crappy Week
Well.....life just gets better.......i tripped over a fallen metal bollard covered in leaves in a dark carpark last night. i have spent most of the last 18 hours in hospital.....i have 2 sprained wrists, a sprained thumb and a fractured elbow! I was good...i didnt swear.......much...lol
Friday - Oct. 12th
My night meeting last night went very well. Much better than I expected. The plunging neckline on the sweater I selected to wear may have altered the momentum of past meetings. lol Today I have a meeting 75 miles away from home and it is to educate one person within the America Red Cross so that the Red Cross will become involved with my projects within my county for our high school students. I am meeting with a female with a Nepolian complex (from what I have been told) so it could be very interesting and one that I doubt a tight sweater will work. LOL I hope all goes well with this meeting for it may be the end of my projects if it does not work. So.... what to wear for this meeting is my current dilema... any suggestions?
Back To The Work Force
Well for the ones who know me, know I have a new job. I start my new job on Monday. It has great benefits and the pay is really good. The only thing I don't like about it, is that it is swing shift. So therefore I will not be on as much :( I am gonna miss you all and I will come on when I can. Hope you all don't forget about me...
A Thought Of A First Time
She is in the moment. Her breath, coming slow and easy. Her wrist bound by silk rope, Stretched towards the ceiling, As though she where reaching for her God. Her eyes, covered in a silk and leather. Her body draped in lose white satin. And nothing else. He moves about her slowly, softly. She can hear the light sound of his movement. His quiet breath. His deep whispers of his intent, His commands. And she trembles, In anticipation. For he is her God, in this moment. Nothing but he exists. Nothing but him, matters. And as he moves about her, Touching lightly, gently. Her nipples harden, Skin glistens. Breath comes shorter. Clit becomes erect. And she becomes wet, In sweet anticipation. He talks of his love. His uncompromising devotion. His honor, of her complete, Submission. In whispers. And by his deft touch. She trusts him, Without question, pause, or fear. For she knows his love is real, As Is hers. Unto him she gives up her soul, Heart,
I Love October...
Lady Victo... October 1, 2007 @ 6:12 am Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket It Must Be October The harvest moon hangs round and high It dodges clouds high in the sky The stars wink down their love and mirth The Autumn seasons is giving birth Oh it must be October The leaves of red bright gold and brown To Mother earth come tumbling down The breezy nights the ghostly sights The eerie spooky far off sounds Are signs that its October The pumpkin yellow big and round Are carried by costumed clumsy clowns Its Halloween lets celebrate Come one come all and don't be late We know now its October We'll roast and toast some luscious food For apples we'll be bobbin While tales are told around the fire Of timely ghosts and goblins Oh how we love October The moon has grown pale The stars have grown dim Our Halloween party is over With a hi-de-ho homeward we'll go What a delightful month October
Cleavage Contest Is Saturday - Reminder
I will be in a contest on Saturday beginning at 11 PM (Eastern Time). The contest at this time is closed but will open promptly at 11 PM on Saturday NIGHT (Eastern Time). The contest is for the best cleavage on Fubar. If you could, I would appreciate a vote on my pic that will be the entry. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=2217506923 http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=2217506923# I will repost this again a few times before Saturday night. Thanks!!! 36d hugs, ms. cleavage
Nsfw Flagger Can Kma
I give up worrying about it and decided to just ask you to admit it, who ever is the NSFW flagger is on my family list but not got the balls to admit it ..... I'd of been happy with I'm sorry it was an accident or I'm sorry but it should of been flagged all ready ....even happier with a message askin me to flag them myself as they didn't wish to see the NSFW pic's but no I get a flag and run. I have closed most of the folders that were family only and they will stay closed till someone admits to it.
Eternal...
The definition of forever is infinite time; ie, time without beginning and without end. Forever love implies that one has loved since before the beginning of time and will continue to love beyond life, beyond death. That is the meaning of true love, the source of it. Two souls who loved even before they were born, who loved in heaven before coming to earth. When they meet, they look beyond the surface, to the essence of one another, to the life force that defines who they are. And they recognize in one another the one they have loved eternally. That is why death cannot be the end of true love. It was, and is, and ever will be. It is eternal.
Cheri Baby
your beautiful skin your luscious lips your perfect smile your gracious hips you make me feel like im in heaven like what they say im on cloud 9 your big beautiful eyes your perfect hair i love your thighs there the perfect size im telling you the truth these arent lies your laugh is sweet i love your feet your wonder full toes your cute little nose your perfect body your such a hottie i want you so much but i cant touch not yet anyways But one day i will ill have you all to myself me and you, nobody else
Choose
READ THIS LET IT REALLY SINK IN - THEN CHOOSE . John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood." Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complain
Thought Of The Day
I just want to eat you out. I want to lick your pussy, want to taste you. I want to run my tongue up and down the length of your lips, taste you, taste as your juices start to flow and mix with my saliva as I keep running my tongue over your clit. I want to nibble on your clit, flick it with my tongue, suck on it, tease it, rub it with my thumb as I tongue fuck you, slide my tongue as deep as I can into your hot sweet pussy and wiggle it around, sucking, pulling, teasing your lips, sliding my fingers into your hot cunt as I lick your clit. You taste so good that I just want to swallow every drop of juice that is coming out of your pussy. I look up and see you, head tilted back, holding your breath as I tease you with my tongue and my fingers. When Im hard and think youre ready, I stand up and slowly put my cock into your pussy, slowly, slowly filling you up, feeling your hot pussy enveloping my cock, clinching me, not wanting to let you, I pull out and thrust back in, and again, and
Love
WHO LOVES U BABY???????
Lmfao !!!!
Good Morning , ok i had to share this ... This morning watching family feud while FU-barring.. i heard this question .. What is the biggest state in the USA ...??? Her answer ..:| MEXICO:| now imma brit n even i know it aint mexico .... walking off giggling like a nun looking at porn
Contest Is On! Sexiest Mom Please Look!
Time For A Mid-life Crisis???
It's been an interesting October. Over the weekend, I found out my 65 yr old father is fucking his best friend's daughter (she's younger than me!); my daughter bought her first bra; my son is now officially taller than me (6'+ at 12!) and he kicked my butt in basketball without me letting him; I had a biopsy done on a lump in my groin (non-cancerous, whew); and, to top it off, I turn 40 next week. So... do you think it's time for a mid-life crisis? What do you think? Buy a sports car? Tattoo? Find a mistress? An ear-ring? A booze-filled trip to Vegas complete with strippers and gender-questionable hookers? Interested in what others think.
Some Of My Songs
Down(was Written Along Time Ago)(1981)
I've been pushed down so many times I feel this time will be the last as I lay here fading my thoughts are invaded by memories of my past I feel the pressures of shame and rejection building as I lay here on the floor I have no strength to get up I'm not worth it any more
Help Me!
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:(
I just found out that my friend's mom, Lisa.. has cancer. she's been really sick, but nobody really knew what was wrong with her, in & out of the hospitals.. and they just discovered it. she has it in her bones, lungs, and ovaries. There's nothing they can do for her. Too far gone, I guess. They sent her home with hospice care. Lisa dated my dad for 12 years. They broke up a few years ago. So she's kinda like a step-mom to me, even though they were never married. I'm going to make a HUGE effort to go see her Sunday. Please pray for her.
Phone Change
FYI to all my friends here and in real life. I am getting a NEW Phone with NEW Service. I have had it with Sprint messing up my account each time I upgrade the plan. So I am switching to Verizon (At Kats Begging my business for a year now, hugs Kitty Kat 8-p) So, if you want the new number, send me a note. If you don't have the number, send a note if you are interested. I like running up and down the road chatting away with you all and making up songs and making you ALL laugh and holding and ear to you when you need a place to cry. Shot at 2007-07-26 If you are sick of me then refer to my Voice Mail Message and buh bye to ya!
Ways To Piss Off A Woman!!
1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it. 2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject. 3. Superglue the toilet seat in the up position. 4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her an evil smile and say that you prefer her with some meat on her bones. 5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself in Georgia when your original destination was California. 6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it. 7. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her. 8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day. 9. Never give her a straight answer. 10. Take up yodeling and practice a lot. 11. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery. 12. Pretend you forgot how to speak English. 13. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use with caution as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.)
So Heres My First Blog.
I have gotten so many request " tell me about you and what kind of things you like " that I desided to post it here. I am a simple person. There is nothing complicated about me. I like holding hands, taking walks on the strip at the beach or the mountains. I am not a jealous person, if we were a couple I wouldn't mind if you go out with your friends male or female, I have trust and expect the same, trust and communication are keys that unlock a good partnership. I am not a big fella, so if your looking for Big sorry I am not your man. I like camping, sleeping two in a one man bag, looking up at the stars next to a campfire. I personally think a woman is never more beautiful than she is when she first wakes up and looks into your eyes. I like slow dancing ( nude if the time is right ). Like I said I'm simple, theres nothing about me I won't answer if you ask, I have nothing to hide. thats all Jerry
Depession Food
ya know i've ate alot of things when i tumbled into my bouts of depression but i gotta say i found a new sifull delectable that i just may get hooked on...and no its not sex or giving head....(to late for that...lol).... its starbucks java chip ice cream. chunks of chocolate mixed into a coffee icecream thats purrrrrrrrringly good...for me though i add cherries, nuts, caramel sause, and a lot of whip cream. ya know this would be great to eat of a guy ...if he could take the cold....lol so what ya'll think?
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Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
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Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
Love It!
10-12-07
You've got to take care of a little shopping -- or maybe a major purchase! You may not be focused on your possessions during your regular life, but today is much more focused on things you need or want. WTF?????? Tequila??????
Anyting
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Speech Therapy
During the course of my treatments, my Myeloma mastisized in one of my lungs, creating low air capacity. One of the drugs that was administered was experimental. Well, that's all it was with me, experimental. I had a cerebal reaction to it, and it literally scrambled my thought process, especially in my speech. Although my appendages appeared normal, I was and am having a difficult time speaking, it is as though I had a stroke. The doctors assured me that I will return to normal in time but in the meantime they prescribed a course of speech therapy to speed up the recovery process. Today I attended my first session, and I have to tell you that at first I had a sense of shame and embarrasment. My time came and I entered the therapists office and came to be introduced to a short, yet swarthy woman in her 50's, attractive, and oozed sex appeal. At first I was taken aback by her beauty, but she made me feel very comfortable. Her first words to me were in a rather strong hillbilly
I'm Back Baby!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HD Fatboy: ok sure whatever u say ->HD Fatboy: something tells me you have to speak slowly anyway or run the risk of losing your breath and passing out HD Fatboy: no just trying to speak slowly so you'll understand me ->HD Fatboy: what are you trying to say? is there fat clogging your brain and impeding your thought process? HD Fatboy: aight i can do that. and funny day...yeah i can believe that one too. ->HD Fatboy: so bring your boredom somewhere the fuck else and i'm actually the funny one everyday but good try chubbs HD Fatboy: fat? tubbs? arent you just the funny one today HD Fatboy: hey when i'm bored, i'm bored ->HD Fatboy: so don't try denying shit there tubbs ->HD Fatboy: and she sent me your whole pathetic conversation of you beging her to put pics back up and creepy shit like that ->HD Fatboy: bellor HD Fatboy: whos ur g/f? ->HD Fatboy: why the fuck are you still bugging my girlfriend when she's obviously not re
For Women Only
hey ladies please explain to me what the difference is between hearing a women and listening to a women. your answers are greatly appreciated.
Awarded Online Points
These are wayyy more frequent lately, is this the norm for the level I'm at? A couple times last night I got awarded those extra points only 20 minutes apart. COOL!
Where In The Fuck Am I>
just woke up.,, not sure where I am, Theres a shit tv playing vh1 over there. theres a shitload of empoty cans and bottles all aroudn.... I wokr up, looked around, and was drawn to the computer, cuz thata just what attaracts my attentiio I hear moans from the other room,,, someones getting laid. Unforturnatel yi it aint me., so Kid Rock does that fuckin fuck you like I;ll never see you again? Thank u vh1 for imparting that bit of wisdom jessus these buttershots (the beer is all gone, Iguess, I cant find it) is give me heartburn so I will llet you go later muthafucksa
Nsfw
Well, my friends, I have been deleted from the mumming group. Yes, it is a sad sad day. lmao I posted a mumm about nsfw work pics and people marking them when it isn't really nsfw. They deleted that mumm and told me I can not mumm anymore????????????? But people can have there shit hanging out all over the place and that's ok........mean people suck!
Lil L.o.v.e. Bone Thugs In Harmony Ft Mariah Carey And Bow Wow
[Chorus: Mariah Carey + (J.D.)] (y'all know what this is is!) can I get a little bit a L-O-V-E? (MC) can ya spend a little bit of dough on me? (Bone Thugs) can I get a little bit a ya T-I-M-E (the lil homeboy Bow Wow) boy if ya wanna make it (MC) could ya gotta give a little bit a.. (what's your perspective?) [Mariah Carey + (Krayzie Bone)] monday we will not, (I'm outta love) tuesday you had time, (and macked it all) we just break up again you want me to let you back in but tonight I'm like no ohh, uh uh uh ohh, my box has opened my body has all said yes, I hate this mess boy you just ain't no good for me this ain't no way real love should be.. took you back once, took you back twice took you back, three, four, five times they said these streets is over boy youve been close to lies took you back once, took you back twice took you back, three, four, five times cant see the light, but you, somebody help me! [J.D.] Krayzie! give her a lil bit [Krayzie
Ok Wow
ok i never understood this but oh well. i know we all insult each other in the mum's even when we are on each others friends lists. so anyways lol this one guy posted a mum i insulted him joking around. well he took it to heart and went to my page left a comment that deleted. so lets see i never really take much serious on here. i know i have a few friends i can completely trust with anything. and someone who i cant talk to about anything. but this guy got so bent out of shape to the point of calling me a red neck lol. not realizing im from new york. i haven't seen a red neck here before unless you count people who come here for vacation. but is it just me or do you people also find these types of people a little childish lol. but i just thought i would share this with you lol later people shadow
What's Worse Is This Will Never Stop
{repost} I am warning you, this is very, very, VERY sad! You may need a tissue... She was only five, This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one was around. She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents Unlock the door, She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries. She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, And the poor child was beaten As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a
I Won, I Won, I Won!!
Well, I didn't win anything here in Fubar (yet!! lol...), but one of my loves and passions is photography. I am getting published soon in the Parade Magazine. The pay isn't too much, but it is a $100 more than I had in my bank today!! lol.... I'll certainly try to keep you posted on when it officially comes out...but, I am dancing on cloud 10,000!! ;) Hope you are all off to a phenomenal weekend! ttyml.... Your friend, Kat
Which Action Hero Are You?
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Captain Jack Sparrow Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. Captain Jack Sparrow75% Indiana Jones71% Lara Croft71% Maximus71% Batman, the Dark Knight67% William Wallace58% The Terminator54% Neo, the "One"50% The Amazing Spider-Man
Me
will here is a little about me im a single dad with a 4yr old son i support him try and bring him up with plz and thank you and try and teach him that everything in life is important i lost my father 3yrs ago and hurt me bad i ended on the drink and nearly lost my son i have been to the gutter and now on the way up. i keep my life and my son life simple and no complications in it i dont like been lied to or s??? on. my son is my life and that is the way. i have a heart of gold and do things for other people and thats the way i like it. i play football,ruby with my son take him to football matchs and ruby games. all i am looking for is friendship at the moment. Will if something happens on here then i have to thing that if i got hurt then my son would but if it felt right then i would have to tell my son why dad has someone in his life i dont lie to him and he knows what the truth is and what a lie is and thats how i have brought up my son.well that is a bit about me if you dont like it
Update
My son called this morning he is okay!!!!! Just want to say a big thank you to everyone who prayed for him, it helped keep me going all day.
Medical One For You
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the n
Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tyred. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who f
Read And Weep Men
The 12th -century physician and rabbi Moses Matmonides advocated male circumcision for it's ability to curb a man's sexual appetite. Male circumcision was introduced into English-speaking countries in the late 1800's as a method of treating and preventing masturbation. Male circumcision, the most commonly performed surgery in the US., removes 33 to 50 percent of the penile skin, as well as nearly all of the penile fine-touch neuroreceptors.
Hurt
I am a nice person and try to give the best of myself all the time. Only to be shit on by people! Why the fuck can't people just be straight up with me. I come correct with everyone. All I want is the same respect that I give ~ I work hard, take care of my daughter and my mother. I've been alone for 3 yrs. since my daughters father died. I've been hurt enough to last a life time and I give up. I really do give up .... I'm tired, hurt, angry ..... So from here on out FUCK IT!!! I'm done all walls are up now! Nobody get's in anymore ......... FAKE ASS FRIENDS - PLEASE EXIT NOW AND WALK THE OTHER WAY BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS OUT THE DOOR!
Sexiest Cowgirl Contest
The Sexiest Cowboy on Fubar "Superman" wants to know if you are the sexiest cowgirl on Fubar... So all you need to do is send your pictures of yourself to enter the contest to the link below... 1st place - 3-day Blast 2nd place - Ticker 3rd place - Platuim Cherry Do you have what it takes to be a FUBARS SEXIEST COWGIRL???? Superman (Founder Of The JLM)... (Fubar engaged to Dawn)(Owned By Meowbaby for 48 hours)@ fubar
No Clue
There she stands, with her eyes so blue I cant work them out I dont have a clue There she sits with her flowing hair I cant help but think we would be a good pair There she lays with her pretty hands late at night I cant begin to tell her my feelings, my lips are shut tight There she sleeps with her lips of ruby red All I want is to sleep with her in the same bed There she walks with her head held high But she wont look at me, I let out a sigh
Believe...
In every journey theres a meaning... In every conflict there is growth... In every action there is a purpose... In every moment of doubt believe in yourself because In every prayer there's an answer... (",)
Idiots Vs. Pit Bulls
I run a humane society and do animal cruelty investigations........ Right now I have a small community who is doing everything in their power to try to make a family give up their pit bulls.. There is no law against them in the county, the dogs are being well taken care of, and these people even help different humane societies in the area place pits. This community has called family services on the family so many times they have been told if they do it again charges will be pressed, they call "anonymous" to the shelter all the time with complaints about "dog fighting", of course call the sheriffs department with bullshit complaints, and have this past week called the newspapers to do a story about the family fighting the dogs (though unknown to them it is now turning into a story about the neighborhood harassing them over their breed of dog). I am furious with the people of this neighborhood, the family is afraid something will happen to their dogs, but do not want to give up
Question
Is it wrong to wanna stab some ho you never met in the face? I mean if it seems like they have taken somethin you once had? I dunno guess i am bein silly... I suppose if a guy talks to one pretty girl he talks to them all? Same can be said of women i suppose... Still i wnna stab a dirty trashbag ho....who is with me??
She Smiles
An elegance in her voice Curves that can kill A fire in her eye Is memorable still The way she walks An immaculate sway Every single motion An explicit tease Like a beautiful sunset, or shooting stars I could watch forever Especially her eyes, Clenched with fear Happy and carefree Or even seduction They can say it all Her sweet supple body Leaving all enraptured A wake of serenity In the silence, she smiles She seems reserved If you don't know her But she is exotic fun For those that do There are no perfect words Or they simply elude me Trying to describe her Words do no justice
What Kind Of Friend Would I Be???
What kind of a careing friend would just let a friend go after becomeing close to them and careing abought them? If you care abought someone alot shouldnt you fight for that? Well I guess you all dont think so but me when I care I care forever!
Patti Smith Dancing Barefoot
The Moon Glows Upon Us
The Moon Glows Upon Us by BlueWolf Loving arms outstretched Where a silver path gleams As lovers come together Kindling hopes and dreams Dreams make connection Under stars gleaming bright Where lovers rendezvous Feeling together each night With star dust shimmering Lighting the pathway of love In the dreams we partake While stars glistened above On starry nights we meet Where romance fills the air The moon glows upon us Sharing a dreamy love affair..................
Halloween
Happy halloween 2 all family,friends and fans
Does It Ever End
Well as most of you know my father passed away on 10-10-07 at 2:30 am. You would think that after the long battle and the sleepless nights that our family would finally manage to come together. And let my father rest in peace. However there again this is my family we are talking about. My uncle who is the one handleing all the arrangements decided NOT to have a service of any type for my father. He has decided that his ashes will be spread in New Hampshire (where dad did want them) and whoever could make it could make it. What the freak. I am pretty much ready to explode right now seeing as this is going to be done on a sunday in which some of us have our children that have to go to school the next day. And also don't have that type of money available. I find it sad that most of the family will not be able to say their final farewell to my father myself included. I just have to take comfort in the fact that I said what I had to when he was alive. Anyways just had to ve
Want 10,000 Fubucks Easy?????????????? Read This
OK THIS IS A BULLITIN I THINK PEOPLE MAY WANT TO SEE HERE SO IM POSTING IT Hurry while we keep this promotion going! 10,000 fuBucks per friend!!! I CLICKED THE LINK AND INVITED PEOPLE ON MY YAHOO AND MSN AND WITH JUST 4 PEOPLE JOINING I JUMPED 2 LEVELS IN 2 HOURS
Confsed
So Im lost and so confused. I love this guy but I dont know if he feels the same way. I would do anything for him. He means the world to me. I want to marry him and make him happy. I dont think he feels the same way anymore. It was my fuck up but if he would let me fix what I broke I would. I love you and you know who you are
3 Month Vip/going For Godmother
Repost for me please...It is a sticky bulletin right now... PeggySue*treehugger*@ fubar Peggy Sue is having a Halloween Ho-DownIf you are a Fu-Ho and you are down, then you can enter. You pick the pic contest but it cannot be a NSFW pic. Halloween oriented pics are ok but not required. I will start the contest once I have 20 entrants. Dont enter unless you have friends and ppl to back you and bomb you. If you dont have 200 comments by the second day you will be deleted. If you dont have 500 comments by the third day you will be deleted. Inactive bombers will be deleted. LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 17th @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: 3 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And
King Arthur (part 2)
***If you have not read part 1 I suggest you go back through my blogs to find it first. This is part 2. Expect a part 3 with more information and my conclusion. Part 4 will be links to resources and other links of interest. Enjoy!!!*** Part 2 Who was King Arthur? That leaves us to the question of if King Arthur existed than who is he? There's many possiblities to whom he might be. Some believe he was a celtic deity half-forgotten and turned into a personage. King Arthur almost like God? Think about it.... People put their faith in Britain's greatest warrior and protector, never questioning the validity of his actions. Hmmmmmm. Lets move one before I upset anyone here. Some scholars suggest Arthur was a Roman Commander who led Samration Knights protecting Hadrian's Wall. Lucius Artorius Castus is the name most found during research. The Movie "King Arthur" featuring Clive Owen and Kiera Knightly is based on acrheoligocal evidence found about Artourius. Now its a great movie...I
Help Me Level For My Birthday Pls
Well my birthday is 10 days away and what i would like is to level to godfather on or before the 23rd of October. I'm asking all my family friends and fans to help me with this. It would mean so much to me thanks :) ~*ღLadygrayღ*~@ fubar
Happy Hour
This is the most amazing person I have met!! She helps everyone out and now its time we return the love. She has family members in contests right now and has not asked for any help from us in finishing up this Happy Hour giveaway!!! That is what I call awesome.... Please click and go leave as many comments as you can......I don't care if its only one each and every one helps!!! Thanks in advance.....I have the very best friends anyone could ask for!!! Muahhhhssss and have a great weekend......
Referral Information
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If I Knew You
If I knew you then the days that weren't so long and the sun that felt so warm your kisses that drew like silk across a bare back. If I knew you then, The nights that stole to morning the soft breath on my cheek the comfortable silences that filled my rest If I knew you then in the early dawn when rays of morning slipped onto my pillow; content. Even if I knew you then, like I know you now I'd linger for a deep drink from and artesian well, but did I ever know you?
My Fubar Ho's Lol..
They all said they needed me to pimp, them so here you go, pick one or pick them all, but show them so love! Rate, Add and Fan them, cause you can never have enough friends...:) If I didn't get you this time I will another ok? Hugs and kisses to everyone MUAH!!! crazy, cheers for beers@ fubar MJBlette Of The Blette Family@ fubar PEE-JAY~2ND ALARM HOTTIES MEMBER~CLUB FAR~PROUD ARMY MOM!@ fubar ♥ _-*- Curvy_Cutie-*-_ ♥ - ~_*0o - R/L GF TO FM o0 ~_*@ fubar Rizzo@ fubar
The "dragon Of The Land"
The "dragon of the land" arises where natural contours create an aura of coiled power and majesty -- where the landscape heaves and swirls like a creature rising from the crust of the earth. Ancient tribes sometimes celebrated this power by cutting out figures in the ground or by building spiral terracing ramparts. At the White Horse of Uffington in Oxfordshire there used to be a yearly "scouring" of the outline of the horse, as well as a downhill cheese rolling competition -- both ways of marking the special impact of this dragon place. Harness the dragon power: Wherever the shape of the land makes you think of a mighty beast, use this method to absorb its power. 1. Walk over the ground. Notice how the energy travels up your body, to your pelvis, stomach, heart and head. Then be aware of your whole body as an organ for perceiving the dragon power. 2. Do a dragon-dance by stamping clockwise around the most powerful spot. When you have finished you will feel energized, having made a str
Burning Desire
What started out with innocence Is now becoming more The safety net of mystery Is flying out the door. I want to know you more and more Each and every part Your dreams and desires Are a great place to start. Feelings that I never thought I could ever possess Are awakening with a passion And I can't settle for less. To meet you would be amazing Erotic to say the least A buffet of pleasure A feast to top all feasts. I would devour you with my eyes Then again with my lips Each caress getting bolder With the stirring between my hips. Your mouth on mine Your gentle touch The burning desire I see It's just too much! How much longer love Can we take this torture Before we have to hide away And become so much more? I want to rip at your clothes Feel your skin on mine But I fear here in the airport That would be crossing a line. So hand in hand We rush to find A place remote Leaving the public behind. Forget the small talk Forget the iced
Heat
Heat We came together In a frenzied embrace Mouths locked, Nostrils flared Snorting like fighting bulls Kissing, stroking, groping Fumbling with buttons and belts Hooks and eyes Until we lay in a heap Disordered in our semi nakedness I caressed her breasts Teasing her nipples First with fingers Before attending to them orally I moved my hand across her soft belly And pulled up her skirt My mouth alternated between Her swollen nipples and her eager mouth My slipped under her skirt And I reached up Until I felt the silk of her underwear I pulled them down to her ankles urgently Then I moved my hand steadily Up her long stockined leg From ankle to calf to her inner thigh The soft naked flesh above her stocking Before combing my fingers through Her luxuriant growth She turned her attentions once again To my ear frantically exploring it with her tongue I cupped her pubic bone in my hand And rocked it gently Then I slipped my fingers between her lips Into t
Headliners
Last night when I got to work I went into the team dining room and was sitting drinking my coffee, I happened to look around the room and to my surprise there sat Aaron Tippin, Joe Diffie and Mark Chestnutt at a booth eating the same crap they feed us for lunch and dinner, LOL. I absolutely couldn't believe how down to earth these guys were. I mean hell Aaron was discussing his high cholesterol with them as he ate some cereal and drank a Heineken. So it's nice to know these guys are real just like the rest of us. As the headliners for the concert at the casino they could have eaten in the 4 star restaurant privately with their own chef. I actually intend to go over and say Hi tonight if they are in there again, as I know know we can approach them. Would have loved to get all their autographs. Have a great weekend. I'm off to work! YAY it's my Friday.
Please Show Me Some Love
Hi everyone Was a great weekend for England, not so good for me - I was evicted because the married couple I live with, who own the house decided that they needed quality time together, without me living in their house - imagine that, coupled with the fact that I dont know if my job will turn permanent with only 3 months left. Well worse things happen to people I know, honestly.
This Drives Me Nuts!!
Yes this is a rant so be prepared. Why in the name of the flying Spaghetti monster do people have their profiles set up to where people cant leave them comments. I can understand not wanting HTML and thats all fine and good but dammit why make it to where you cant get comments from people that arent friends with you? How the hell are you supposed to make new friends if nobody can fucking communicate with you? I dont know how many times i have tried to leave a comment on a page or picture (quite often to compliment the person) and I get the screen that tells me what a fasciast bitch the person is because they dont want me to leave a comment. Well DUH I have already come to the coclusion that they must be a fasciast bitch or else I would be able to leave them a damn comment. If you dont want people to leave you comments then why the hell are you on a site like this to begin with? Sorry about the rant but I do feel much better now that I have gotten that off my chest. Thanks
Sprint Sux
I just dropped Sprint after 7 years. Every time I changed my plan to up grade or get new equipment they mess it up and over charge me. Over the years I have had to deal with their lack of concern for my business. I have kept them because my daughters live in Connecticut and we talk on our phones without using minutes due to mobile to mobile being NC on Sprint In June, I upgraded from a 2500 minute plan to a 3500 minute plan. At the end of July, they charged me for the 3500 minute plan and only allowed 2500 minutes of usage. This drove my bill up by 400 bucks! They cut off my ability to dial out until it was paid. Again, not my mistake. They told me in order to fix it, I needed to pay the bill and that they would correct the error in my account and credit my money back to me. In August, it was still WRONG, Called Again, The same scam was told to me from the month before! (Keep in mind, I am a 7 year customer here with perfect credit and payment history!) I told them Ok
M
I grew up as the firstborn of 7, and that by 3min (my twin died less than an hour after birth.) You can imagine, my being the oldest, That my responsibilties were abundant. I practically raised each of my five living siblings myself. I always tried to do my best, but good intentions were often not good enough. I was always acting out in school, but would always pass. About the time I turned 13, my sister attacked me, and left four scars on my legs. I'd had enough. I left home with a duffel bag full of clothes, a sleeping bag, a tent and a teddy bear. I first went to Eugene, OR, then on to Sacramento, Hollwood and San Francisco, CA. for about 2.5 years, it was a cat-and-mouse game with running off, getting picked up on the freeway, being sent home, and eventually running off again. I was attacked at one point, and hospitalized for a month and a half. Afterwards was kicking thedrugs I had gotten into. It was at this point that I had a very long talk with my parents, and we agreed that
Of Insanity
I dunno sometimes just letting my feelings and whats on my mind out on "paper" helps me feel a lil better so here i go. My life about 4 years ago was great...I got all the ladies i wanted....i was in shape...i had dreams....people loved me...it was hard for me to find something that made me sad....and i smiled everyday. Well everything has changed. ive been single ever since and ive been shot down ever since. ive let my body go. my dreams keep getting shot down. people seem to not care or like me much anymore. its hard for me to find something that makes me happy. and i cant keep a smile on everyday. i don't know what to do anymore. i yurn for a love in my life. everyday i go to work and hate my job and my mind is everywhere thinking about a bunch of shit i have to get done. yet i come home alone and wait for my phone to ring so i can go out and hang with some friends. unfortunately my phone never rings because every single one of my friends has someone at home with them. they
12 Types Of Women To Avoid
1- Miss Feminist This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises." Avoid her at all costs. 2- Miss Take She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks
Plane Problems
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engineers: Canno
Almost A Year.....
11 months smoke free today. 1 month shy of a year. Holy crap where did the time go? The best part is, even with all the crap that has been going on in my life over the last few months, I am still smoke free. I finally fully understand that smoking will do nothing to improve my situation, and in reality will just make things worse. I certainly can't afford to smoke, and it would only make me feel more depressed and angry. So, I keep plugging along, keeping my chin up and staying smoke free. And no matter what else happens in my crazy ass life, I am damn proud of these 11 months. No one can take that away from me..... 334 days, 7 hours, 58 minutes and 29 seconds smoke free. 10030 cigarettes not smoked. $2,004.00 and 2 months, 16 days, 14 hours of my life saved! My quit date: 11/14/2006 8:00:00 AM WOW.....passed the 10,000 NOT smoked mark too..... :) That is one HUGE pile of unsmoked nastiness!
Help Her Out Please!
Ok ladies and gentlemen this awesome woman is in a giveaway for a VIP and she is halfway there but the vip she has now expires in a few days so im trying to get her finished before her other one expires so could you please come leave just a few comments on it for me? I would be very greatful and thank you!
Arod Van Dagger (rockstarr)
Cruel Things To Say To A Man So Ladies Dont Do It!! Lol
CRUEL THINGS TO SAY TO A MAN SO LADIES DONT DO IT...LMAO!! 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk firs
Check Me Out In The Fatbat Fight For The Mike And Roy Show Im In Stripes
Time.. (really Dark)
It's time I made you crawl I don't care if your knees bleed gravel sticks in open cuts, digging fingernails thirsty for a bloody drink It's time I heard you scream Gurgling struggling for a breath not soaked in overactive saliva glands aroused afraid by the pain I inflict It's time I made you cry Blithering fear baby tears that run distort your eyes and stab your ducts eyeballs burning bleeding at the sun It's time I watched you run ankles turning in frantic ancient rhythm knees popping, muscles wrenching, leash tightening throat convulsing bleeding ripping maybe it's time I let you die..
Dallas Lost... Bad.... Lol
Ok, soooo DALLAS lost... I was hoping that would happen....
Dont Read This, It's Really Long
OK, so all the blogs i was posting and stuff... well, This is some of the background... Remember that stupid Hi5 thing?? I had one in HS, and used it for a couple of years there after.... This is what i copied into my myspace... about Lindon... which has somewhat DRASTICALLY affected my perception of men.... May 25th, 2005 Well, I don't lindon will be talking to me for a while. I really pissed him off last time we talked... it's just so annoying that he seems to think I am his personal "booty call", as i put it to him. He loves me, can't date me, and wants to have sex w/ me. Not happenin in this life time. It seems like i go over this same thing every fucking day!!! Except he hasn't talked to me in 2 days... *lol* I don't think he will talk to me anymore. Then only thing he ever has to say to me is "hey lets have sex"... and frankly, I am sick of that bullshit. It's like, he has no fucking respect for me at all. Ahhhh, the joys of men, and their endless bullshit. I swear I need
Hop On Da Diddy Fu Train
WELCOME TO THE ALL NEW PIMP MY FU! Here's YOUR chance to be PIMPED!I wanted to do this so we can all participate in something instead of being classified or grouped with others. All you have to do to join the PIMP MY FU Train is add yourself to the bottom of the list!And the Pimp Out starts with... Х k @ fubar ... and then we chugg aluug on with 2 of my Atlanta friends... ConcreteAngel@ fubar Х k @ fubar GinnyTheTool@ fubar DJ FLawLess ^Club Fantasia Owner^ -=Breath Taker=- *Kerry's baby* Too RaW@ fubar *Kerry*Flaws Girl For Life*Owner Of Club Fantasia**Too Raw*@ fubar ♥ klar ♥@ fubar ... then you add yerself but dont be tha Caboose! FU CHUUUUUUUUU! HERE IS THE LINK TO THE PIMPOUT SOOO.... CLICK HERE: http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3895193617
So Um. Im Like.
really confused.
Airplane Problems
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engineers: Canno
Time For A Break
well it seems all my friends are too damn good to say hi any more so. i think it`s time for me to take a break. . maybe i`m just not out here for points as some of you think.i know we all have things going on in our life. so see you all in a few weeks
Feed Back What Do You Think!?!
The Hells Fire Sinners is a band my brothers in could you give me feed back on what you think please!?! If you like any of the songs you can download them from player, and I will let them know what everyone thinks! Thanks, Jenn "Hells Fire Sinners" I don't know what is wrong with the playlist loading, I will try to re-add it sometime tonight, I apologize~
Finally
NOT THAT I AM FINALLY SINLGE MY PRIVATE ALBUMS WILL BE OPEN. I CAN BE MYSELF FOR A CHANGE AND WHO I AM. ENJOY EVERYONE!
I Dont Give Everybody A 10
and apparently that makes me a big ol' bitch on FUBAR but ya know what??? I DONT FUCKING CARE!!! If everybody was supposed to rate everybody a 10 then the whole rating system would NOT even be on here. so for all you assmunches who get your panties in a knot over not being given a 10 BITE ME!!!
Another One
i just got a friend request along with this fu-mail. i guess he didn't read the profile. Date: Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:04:56 -0700 From: Size: 2 KB To: sorcery@fubar.com Reply-To: how are you you are so beauty and charming liked to talk with you do u use msn or yahoo messenger? if u wanna add me reistarik@msn.com and reistarik@yahoo.com mines...wait your reply....!!! i have a cam too if u wanna see em !!! it's good for a bit of the giggles though
Relationships.
Hi there friends it has been a good long while sence my last blog soo here goes 1 that I have had to deal with and of course alot of you also . I made a friend 1 day on yahoo name with with held of course and yes shes female her and I use to hang out alot when I had my cam on my old home comp before I got my laptop we use to do voice chats at times she even had my cell she was a cool friend nothin ever came serious between us just friends soo she finnaly met a guy who took her to the prom that was all ok the real problem is that afterwards they got together. Now the hard stuff soo they hung out some and all at times she sent me pix via cell or sent me messages via yahoo let me know that she had a man and all and they was tryin to make things happen and all ok thats fine and dandy no probs about 2 weeks ago I sent her a message via cell sayin. I hope you 2 are doin ok and all is well about 10 mins later not sure if it was her or him most likely it was him pretending to be her s
What I Need...part 2
I need new friends or something. This place is starting to suck some major ass. No one wants to talk, rate, commment, nothing. Oh well...maybe if I put up some pictures of my tits or ass I could get people to visit my profile...ahhh!
First Contest
hey everyone this is my first contest ever, it is for a 7 day blast i need 12,500 comments, so any help is appreciated! thanx here is the link: thanx everyone!!!!!
Rats, Ever Use That Term Before?
Good Morning and happy Monday to you and yours or if you are only you and no yours to be seen then just you, you. Wow, Marty lay off the caffeine! Can anyone tell me what the term Rattus Norvegicus means? Well I certainly couldnt either unless that is had I not looked it up. It means Common Domestic Rat, Serious Pest World-Wide Now having said that, its partially true but not all true. The partially part comes from it is one big pest world wide no doubt, The only rat-free zones in the world are the Arctic, the Antarctic, some especially isolated islands, the province of Alberta in Canada, and certain conservation areas in New Zealand. Now I can certainly understand they do not like Snow, Ice and cold Weather. I am almost certain they do not like a long swim either, so understandably The Islands thingy is also believable but how about Alberta Canada? Huh that is so cool that the Government took steps to prevent the spread and annihilated those pesky critters. Veva Canada. Yeah
Random Note To Self.
Starting next year they can come to me. I'm gonna have to let these little fuckers know I'm getting to old to chase people around. *BLAH!*
How Do You Know???
HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THE TIME IS RIGHT HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THE OTHER PERSON FEELS THE SAME HOW DO YOU KNOW IF IT WILL LEAD TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS HOW DO YOU KNOW IF IT REALLY MATTER TO THE OTHER PERSON IF YOU CAN ANSWER THESE QUESTION LET ME KNOW
If I Knew... Miss Ya Honey :(
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each act ion and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say 'I love you,' instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say 'I love you,' And certainly there's another chance to say
Stuff
Ya know what i find pretty weird... Ok, see, I'm a very open person... I don't really find little things like, pics of me BAD... I mean, I have pics of my boobs my ass my clit ring... cuz, well damnit, they're all adorned with some pretty awesome things :P And i'm just like that. I've always taken pics like that of myself... but ya know... it really affects how people talk to you too... and even putting them on family view you still have everyone literally begging to see them... it's annoying as hell... I'm like WOW WTF Get a playboy... seriously... It's obnoxious... so, I just deleted the entire folder, and now, I have people (so far about 30) say "you deleted your pics".... A. NO SHIT?!?!?!? I did it, of course i KNOW it... and B. You creepy horny bastards, it's my life, my pics, my privacy... deal with it... jeez.
So Much..........just Another Writing
You want so much to tell him how you feel, you want so much to feel his touch, you want so much to hear your name on his lips, but it doesn't seem like enough, you feel like you are being pushed away...losing the one thing that means so much to you. Being his friend makes you happy, but being his girl means more. But it seems that nothing you say or do means anything to him now...Being pushed away...move to the side...feelings of torment start gathering round...Never say its over, never say its to late...Stop pushing me away...I dont want to be on the sidelines, I want to be in your arms...holding me tight...Letting these feelings out....makes me feel cold...but not knowing how he feels, well i guess I will just let go. Just remember that you were a part of me, but you pushed me to the side, you let me go.
The Reason We Love Yall
Ok yall, I will keep this one short sweet and to the point. Why is it when yall dial 911 at 2-3am you expect everyone responding to help you to always be happy and exstatic to see you. I am constantly being told by people that when EMS arrives at the door at night they are never in a good mood or may ot be quite as nice as expected. Well folks let me give you an insight into our brains....WE ARE HUMAN. Now put yourself in our shoes its 2am you have been running all day and yet another call comes in waking you from your 2min nap to risk your life running lights and sirens cross town, through the weaving and careening morons to finally arrive at a house you have been to ten times before. Oh wait the fun doesn't stop there because now its time to play the guessing game. (Thats right yall called us but god forbid you be able to tell us why) So now after 20 mins of questions and drunken answers we arrive to the conclusion that you have no idea why you called so we start treating for a
Poetry
A Random Sprawling Trail of Thought It often seems, looking back at the roads Ive traveled, that the wild, winding trails Ive blazed are just coming unraveled. The tracks in the dust that Im leaving behind, well those steps taken aint leadin to the new prints Ive been makin. Happiness with my current life, as true as the cause the government says Im fighting for, is just as easily altered. Everyone I know, so excited to see, the lands to be visited and the peoples Ill meet, everyone I know, except for me. As submerged in this world as I may become, the only place Ill ever long to be is the dear land where Im from. No more new people, not too many faces to see, Ill never miss anyone like I do now, the people from home, where I was happy. Those that were so damn close, that I loved more so than any had known, are now so far away, but from my heart never gone. Sooner or later, the memories shall fade from their eyes, from mine shall come a lonesome tear, as my n
~wendy~
LETS ALL GO RATE, FAN & ADD, COMMENT OUR WENDY! SHE IS QUIETLY GOING AROUND TO EVERYONE & DESERVES OUR ATTENTION NOW! HERE IS HER SITE god angel-OFFICIAL L.U.V.CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar THANK YOU VERY MUCH
What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Goth Your A Goth!Goth70% Rocker, Mosher55% Skater20% Emo20% Prepy15% Trendy15% Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev15%
College Rules
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?" One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"
Hello Again...shtuff
Here's My New Computer
Hi friends , I've been saving my money for a new computer , so I finally broke down today , went to Best Buy and bought myself a new computer :) Here's pictures I just took of it (also put them in my photos )
If I Never Rated You
if i never rated you but you sent me a friend request and i accepted, i am sorry i been out of country and dealng with a slow internet problem.so if you r in my friends or fans lists and i never got around to rating you please send me a pm and i will be more than happy to come rate your pics, and it would really help me out alot.thanks and remember send me a pm not a shout. ~CHERRY PRINCESS~
A Glitch???
Somehow there is a glitch and you can repeatedly rate a person's stash.... by going back and forth between two items........... Very cool! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE FEEDINGTHEDESIRE just click to the other after rating one then back again.... lol
What I Seek In A Man..since Everyone Asks Me Lol
What do I seek in that someone special? The most important thing to me is "honesty"..there cannot be a relationship of any kind without it..If you lie to me from the beginning that is like a house build on a sand foundation, it will not stand..."Patience" is very important as well..After losing my boyfriend so suddenly my heart still aches- so many people want to rush into things..what is the rush? The best things in life are those things we wait for...I could never understand why people have to jump into bed after "hello"...A good sense of humor is important to me, you have to be able to make me laugh...There are times to be serious, you can't be serious all the time..I am so giggly...I am youthful and enjoy the little things in life like building sandcastles, chasing butterflies- I don't want someone to tell me "you are too old for that"....I'm NEVER too old....my soul is free and as long as there is breath in me I will be the lil girl I was meant to be..Someone who can openly commun
10-15-07
Your mind feels a bit more free, thanks to a few mundane considerations that are at least temporarily out of your purview. Think long-term, or explore a few spiritual concepts that have made you curious. **************************************************************************** I am thinking long term, and I want to be happy!!! I deserve to be happy, or do I not????
My Friends
just to let you all know i will be gone from tuesday to sunday having comp repairs done to my laptop:P i will miss my friends i have made on here but a week isnt long at all...whatever love you leave me make sure u send me a private message so i know who to return the love too..hope you all have a great week!!! ~~sexxymamma~~ aka ~ Alicia ~ glitter-graphics.com I will miss You glitter-graphics.com
Sweet
Well after a week of not knowing what the problem was we are speaking again..i had never felt so sad...communication is they key...we will finally be meeting in june 2008.. nothing is going to keep me from him..
Congrats And A Huge Thank You To Dark Enigma
CONGRATS TO DARKENIGMA ON WINNING HER CONTEST,AND A HUGE THANK YOU TO HER ALSO SHE SO KINDLY GAVE HER FIRST PRIZE TO US THE FAMILY FOR HELPING HER,SO PLEASE CAN YOU ALL GO AND SAY A THANK YOU TO HER FOR THE VIC THE FAMILY PAGE NOW HAS. *Dark Enigma* {Lady Di's B*tch}@ fubar THANK YOU
5 More Needed!
Another contest! Win a 7 day Blast! Need at least 10 entries, and its a Show me Your Grill contest! Just use one of your favorite smiling pic..:) Comment bombing is allowed and advised. No drama! Most comments wins! Will start October 20th @ 7 pm Eastern and run till October 27th @ 7 pm Eastern If you are interested let me know and I will add you! Prizes: 1st 7 Day Blast 2nd 3 day Blast 3rd 1 Day Ticker 4th Big Pimping Gift!
Do You Think My Legs Are Sexy?
Come vote most comments needed Come show me some love =) ~Tina~
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
For the record. I'm becoming a lesbian. I am dead fucking serious. Jane is my girlfriend. End of story.
New Postage Stamp
This one is impossible to believe. Scroll down for the text. If there is only one thing you forward today.....let it be this! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of PanAm Flight 103! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine barracks in Lebanon! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military barracks in Saudi Arabia! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE! REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on the Twin Towers on 9/11/2001! REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks! Now the United States Postal Service REMEMBERS and HONORS the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a commemorative first class holiday postage stamp. REMEMBER to adamantly and vocally BOYCOTT this stamp when purchasing your stamps at the post office. To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those
Funny As Hell
i find this absolutely hilarious that people have online mommies and daddies dont yall ?? that they report everything to that person despite what sarcasm may lie behind it!!!!! lmao how many people think i would actually tell someone to let me see them naked in public ??? cause you know what i would just to piss em off Re: Re: Re: Re: tits lmfao Hide header Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:05:24 -0700 From: Size: 6 KB To: pilo2001@fubar.com Reply-To: nice to know that pagan has a mommy online good looking out for your daughter im proud so that must be the kid you care about right ???? On 10/15/2007, pilo2001@fubar.com wrote: Wow.. that was a nice attempt, really, but yet not effective. Sorry. and I'm pretty sure that you have to be sexy in order to show off sexy pictures. I could be wrong... but I'm pretty sure that's how it works. On 10/15/2007, windows_3rr0r@fubar.com wrote: well however we will do this i will fix your girls problem and also i will not arg
I Wish...
I wish this site was still called Lost Cherry. I liked the old ways when everyone was referred to as a "Cherry" and you could "pop someone's comment cherry." CherryTap was an OK name. Better than Fubar I suppose. I just miss the old site and some of the people that used to be on here before people could buy their way into internet "fame." Also before all the ridiculous ads and notifications every 5 minutes that you are prequalified for a stupid ass survey. Oh well.
Vip's
I'm sitting here bored like the rest of you and this thought came to mind. I'm a VIP and have 100 11's, with no way to use them until the rating update is complete. Why not let us keep the 100 11's from today and let them rollover to tomorrow? I mean, since we do pay for our VIP's there should be some compensation for a situation like this.
Slightly Intoxicated
I've decided: Alcohol increases a person's libido. That being said I've noticed that there is an abundance of alcohol and a scarcity of feminine attention in my life. I've decided to quit drinking. The End
Men....
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Me Doesnt Belong Anywhere....
mkaayy... its about time.... to write a new blog :) its october now...means the year is almost over... and its unbelievable how much more shit happened lol... sad thing is i am on a point where i know it can always be worse lol so i wont complain too much... well..my subject kinda tells how i feel lately.... i meet people... i get close to em.... and then i figure that they just cant stand me... i always thought i just meet stupid people lol but i guess its really me... i dont belong to anyone... i dont feel home... or good or... secure with anyone... what probably means i have a problem ... i am not someone who blows sugar in asses the whole day... and i have problems to open myself to someone... and if i do it they hurt me with the things they say to me....and i feel like... "fuck it" and back off... giving up is most of the time way easier than fighting ... but who is worth fighting for ??? sometimes i feel confused and i dont know what to do cuz i cant help the way i fee
Cherokee Nation
They took the whole Cherokee Nation Put us on this reservation Took away our ways of life The tomahawk and the bow and knife Took away our native tongue And taught their English to our young And all the beads we made by hand Are nowadays made in Japan Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe So proud to live, so proud to die They took the whole Indian Nation Locked us on this reservation Though I wear a shirt and tie I'm still part red man deep inside Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe So proud to live, so proud to die But maybe someday when they've learned Cherokee Nation will return Will return... Will return... Will return... Will return." John D. Loudermilk
My Best Friend
See I have this best friend and this person is amazing. I love em to Death but theres a problem that always gets in the way from our friendship the other half. Always controlling and always is a bitch. I really cant take no more. I can barely ever talk to this person when i want to. Once again the bitching starts. Sometimes its like i dont have a best friend even though i know we are always gonna be like that. Just the thought of not talking to this person why i need them the most, makes me upset. Maybe thats the price i pay for being there for everyone and anything.
Soldier's Playground
SOLDIER'S PLAYGROUND LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO HANG OUT WITH NO DRAMA AND GREAT FRIENDS AND AWSOME MUSIC ? COME TO SOLDIER'S PLAYGROUND center> ~ NOW HIRING FOR ~ ~ ENFORCERS ~ ~ PROMOTERS ~ ~ GREETERS ~ ~ BARTENDERS ~ ~ DANCERS ~
~*~ News And Bombing For October 16th~*~
Wicked Storm Crew! News, Views, and Bombing for TODAY!!!!! Don't forget the recruiting challenge. We need new members! The challenge is among the WSC crew to see who can recruit the most new members. I see new faces so somebody is taking charge!! The 15 days, are dwindling down.... Midnight(Eastern Standard Time) October 27th is coming up fast. How many you got?? It's not to late. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I are keeping track. The prize at this point is a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack or a bigger gift will take its place. Get on with it!!! Who We are Bombing.... Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,00 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize. All she needs is 6600! Wooo hoo! The link will take you
Let No One Keep You From This Charge
I loose myself in thought, Pondering what to say, I tremble yet contain, I hide yet I remain. Looking beyond what sits right here, A thought does yet form, Gestures of kindness and affection, Would likely be whats appreciated. I seek to show respect, Yet want them to understand, That deep inside my moral fiber, Lies a man who seeks appreciation. With the love that can give, I venture forth to you, Your acceptance I so seek, Love and hope I do wish. So love me forever please, Hold me in your arms, Care greatly for my heart, Let no one keep you from this charge.
Feelings
I want to be able to hold you in my arms..I want to be able to feel your touch...i want to be able to tell people that you are mine..I want to feel loved...I want to tell you that I love you with all my heart..I want to be able to kiss you all day and all night long...I want to be able to feel your body against mine while we are in bed sleepin next to each other...I want to be able to fall asleep in your arms..I want to wake up in morning with you lookin into my eyes sayin good morning baby "I Love You"...God do I want that so bad...I want to be able to wake up every day knowing that you are mine always and forever...Missin you everytime that you walk out that door...Waiting for that time for you to come walkin back through that door knowing that you are home to stay..Always and Forever!..MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please Remember, Im A White Girl.
"wat it do Ma How U do wit that sexy red hair of yourz" I dont understand. I shouldnt have to translate, This is a 24 year old black male, not unattractive, looks intellegent. Why cant anyone say, Whats up? "wat it do" how hard is the H? what?. Is "It" me? is "It" the day? and how about making it a real sentence by saying "Whats it doing". Which translates to me as What are you doing?, except im slightly offended at being called an "It". lets move on. "How U do with that sexy red hair of yourz" "How u do"? is that like "How do you do it with that sexy red hair of yourz?" or is it, "how are you doing with that sexy red hair of yourz". No offence to dude or anything, s'why i didnt post his name, but damn, this happens alot and im so tired of it. I CANT TRANSLATE. Im not gunna get on someone for simple mistypes or spelling errors, thats normal. but when I have to sit down, and try to translate, because I cant tell when your saying to me, we have a problem.
Some Great Advice!
BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN (by those who know) ================================== -Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for the band. -Don't ask his bandmates for relationship advice. -Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day! ***-It's NOT mandatory that you are at every show.*** -Do not get jelous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember...you get to go home with him! -Babies don't make men quit bands....especially if you were a groupie. -No, the band does not want you to go on tour with them. Like your going to sleep in the back of a van and eat ramen for 4 months strait!? -Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My boyfriend is in ______. -Don't follow him around at shows like a lo
Need A Little Help
hello alll my friends and family i need some tiny help with a tiny problem i need to come up with a new yahoo so i can get all my friends and family on it my old one is messed up and does not work right i need a name if anybody can make any suggestions i would love the help Thank You All ~ Lost In The Dark ~
Why ?????
WHY CAN'T I BE THE PERFECT EVERYTHING YOU WANT ME TO BE WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME MOVE ON WHY CAN'T I RID MYSELF OF ALL YOUR PAIN WHY DO YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS ABOUT YOU WHY DO I LET YOU GET TO ME WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TO BREATHE THE AIR THAT SURROUNDS ME WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU HATE ME I LET YOU HAVE YOUR WAY IN EVERYTHING YOU WANTED FROM ME YOU HAVE TURNED ME EVIL AND COLD IM DARK UNABLE TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY THE HATE EMINATES FROM YOU I HAVE NO TEARS TO CRY ANY MORE THE HATE DRYS THEM UP I WANT TO SCREAM AND BEAT YOU DOWN I FUCKING HATE YOU AND ALL THAT YOU DO AND I HATE WHAT I HAVE BECOME BECAUSE OF THIS HATE A HATE THAT CONSUMES SWALLOWS AND IS UNFORGIVING HAND ME THE GUN ILL DO IT MYSELF I WANT IT OVER GONE DONE DARK BURIED ENDED COMPLETE YOUR SEED WILL MOVE ON AS WILL EVERYONE ELSE I DONT MATTER ATLEAST NOT TO YOU I DONT THINK I EVER DID JUST SOMETHING TO TOY WITH A PLAY THING FOR YOU TO BREAK SMASH KILL CONSUME EVI
If You Really Know Me!!??
Good morning peeps.....this is to see how many people really know me and what I am about....If you know me you know I love TRUE friends and will not be a fake for anyone!! SOOOOooooooo...... This person has shown himself to be a friend and took the time to stop and talk without trying to...well you know.....be a perv!! Please add/fan him since you can't rate.....sucks right??!! Thanks to all of you who take the time to be my TRUE FRIENDS.....I LUV YA.....MUAHHSSSSSSSS:):) Myspace Comments
5 More Pounds
Yay.. I just hit my mini goal.. I am soo excited i got to move that big bar down on the scale.. so about a total of 20 pounds in 3 months wiith a injury.. go me.. lol.. sorry had to share
He He He He
I am NOT ashamed or afraid to forward it on..in fact I agree 100000000000% !!! Subject: FW: Do You Understand? my country. Let me make this perfectly clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY! And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor! Get a place to lay your head! Get a job! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes! And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES. If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way ... bent over backwards not to offend anyone. But it seems no
Old Man Just Can't Accept It.
So i posted a mumm about the first social security applicant from the baby-boom generation. This old fart started bashing me and my inbox. Here is the mumm. Here's the story. Read from bottom up. (i give in)514x0r:Your probably right, government agencies do mistakenly put huge images saying things that are not correct. my fault you win. On 10/16/2007, whitebyrd@fubar.com wrote: (can't admit defeat) The ball your worried about I don't give a crap about as you haven't done I planned for my retirement & don't need SS so Go talk to SS before you quote them! On 10/16/2007, k514x0r@fubar.com wrote: Here's where i own him I don't think the media is god by an means. What i do believe is that when the media says something the world seems to prepare itself and situations get labeled. I guarantee you will see more and more of this bullshit as the year goes on. And why dont you look at the big fucking image on the social security website the ball is in motion my friend. http://w
Confused
I am always surprised at people. No matter where I meet you I am still going to be protective of myself until I know you better. I had some guy that I thought I was working on a friendship with tell me I am not a person cuz I didn't work on our friendship enough. Well, he was never online or if he was I couldn't tell. He never did reply when I would say hello. So, I put the ball in his court. What does he do but get online last night and call me a point whore and a sad individual. I was very confused at where this was coming from so I tried to talk to him about it and the more I talked the ruder this person got. He then told me I am nothing but a waste of time and have no personality. Wow I couldn't believe it an before I could reply and figure out what was really going on he blocked me. People confuse me sometimes. I guess I am better off. I love my friends and I am glad for everyone of you cuz you don't confuse me and after all I am blonde!! Smooches to all h
Finally A Break
my room mates new wife is moving in so that means more money to work with....still not exactly sure when im ganna be back...but it will be sooner than i thought..so again..for those that are sticking around..thanks..those that didnt...whatever floats your boat... Eric
Please Still Keep Her In Your Prayers Ty's Brew
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Here We Go
a man and woman were making out in the middle of a dark forest after 15 minutes the man stopped and said. damm i wished i had a flash light the woman said.. me to youve been eating grass for the past 10 minutes
Blonde
A blondes first football game! Funny Body: A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
I Had A Noob Make A Mumm For Me
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Alone
well not really... my dad went today back to argentina, i went with him to the airport i cried and yes i felt sad but i know this is the best for me still looking for jobs, and i know he will help me to go through everything, i just keep praying they call me for work :) that's what i need now ok, my dad just called me while i was writting this :) he's in paris waiting for the next flight that goes to buenos aires i really love my family, and i hope as soon as i get some money, i get them to come and visit me :)
Werkin
Hey ya'll .. I have been working for a vacation resort here on the lake and yeah I Love it. Only complaint is I miss spending time with my boys on the weekends. I'm still extrememly limited on internet usage but I see a new pc in my future LOL so I am not gone forever. I just wanted to say Hi and give an update.
I Love You ,dear
I LOVE YOU,DEAR ,FOR WHAT YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DO FOR ME -FOR EVER LITTLE JOKE WE'VE SHADED -EACH PRECIOUSE MOMORY I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR THOUGHT FULNESS AND EVERTHING YOU'V4E DONE TO MAKE OUR MARAGE PERFECT AND OUR HOME A HAPPY ONE I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR FAITH IN ME - YOUR UNDERSTANDING HEART- FOR SHOWING THAT YOU MISS ME ANYTIME WE'VE BEEN APART FOR EVERY SPECIAL PLAM AND DREAM YOU'VE HELPED ME TO FULFILL I LOVE YOU NOW WITH ALL MY HEART AND DEAR , I ALWATS WILL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I HOPE U AL LIKE THIS I HOPE THIS SOMETHING UR HUBY WIL SAY TO U LIKE I WOULD TO MY LADY TY
A Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new
How Do You Deal With Something So Painful?
I don't know how to deal with all that's going on in my life right now. I haven't even begun to deal with the miscarriage, because I had to go to my sons father's funeral. He died the same day I found out that I had a miscarriage. On friday night I went to the viewing and then out with our friends for a few drinks in Jeremy's memory afterwards. Logan's godfather was there and we all talked about things over drinks. It was nice to be around everyone and talk about things. I still can't believe he's gone. I don't know how to accept it or make sense of it. All I wanted was for things to get better and for Jeremy and our son to have a relationship. It hurts me so much that it will never happen. I know what it feels like to never know your father and you always wonder and there are so many questions left unanswered. I don't know how to deal with all this. I am trying my best, but it's so hard. I can't even talk about things that much or I start to cry. Jeremy was my first love
My Sister
MY SISTER GOD SENT YOU TO BE MY SISTER SO WE CAN BE BEST OF FRIENDS TO BE THERE FOR ONE ANOTHER EVEN WHEN THERE IS PAIN I THANK THE LORD FOR SENDING MY SISTER TO ME FOR WHOM I TRULY LOVE AND CARE WE SHARED SO MANY THINGS TOGETHER LIKE LAUGHTERS AND SOME SCARES ITS FUNNY HOW WE SOMETIMES ARGUE I GUESS ITS NORMAL, IN THIS WORLD BUT, HAVING YOU AS MY SISTER MEANS MORE TO ME, MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW I WOULD'NT TRADE YOU FOR ANYTHING I WILL NEVER LET GO AS OUR FRIENDSHIP CONTINUES TO GROW SO WILL MY LOVE FOR YOU JUST ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU CAN TALK TO ME I'LL BE THE BEST FRIEND YOU EVER KNEW BY: SEAN BATES
Real Friends
A REAL FRIEND IS VERY HARD TO FIND. REAL FRIENDS AREN'T EVERYWHERE REAL FRIENDS ARE THERE FOR THE BEGINNING THE MIDDLE AND THE END. A REAL FRIEND WON'T COME TO BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL A REAL FRIEND WOULD BE SITTIN NEXT TO YOU SAYIN "WE FUCKED UP HUH"? A REAL FRIEND WILL NOT LEAVE YOU IN YOUR TIME OF NEED A REAL FRIEND WILL CALL YOU JUST TO SAY I'M BORED REAL FRIENDS WON'T JUDGE YOU FOR YOUR MISTAKES BUT HELP YOU NOT YO MAKE THAT SAME MISTAKE AGAIN REAL FRIENDS DON'T CALL EACH OTHERS MEN/WOMEN AND TALK ABOUT RANDOM SHIT BECAUSE REAL FRIENDS KNOW WHERE THE LINE IS AND NOT TO CROSS IT DO YOU HAVE REAL FRIENDS??? OR IS IT SOME PHONY WHO PRETENDS TO BE YOUR FRIEND?
If I Was
IF U WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND I WAS IN YOUR BED WHAT WOULD U DO ? (1) GO BACK TO SLEEP (2) SLAP ME (3) CUSS ME OUT (4) JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE ( 5 ) PUSH ME OFF THE BED (6) CLIMB ON TOP OF ME AND CUDDLE (7) FUCK ME (8) MAKE ME BREAKFAST (9) ASK ME MY NAME (10) CALL THE COPS 6
Boring Sex Survey
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? only Atomic....he drives me nuts 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Morning, afternoon, and night....repeat 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The side you want....I love being difficult 4. Which do you prefer...Pork, beef, or chicken??? Italian Sausage....I love my meat :-p 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? many times....makes room for more rum 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? yes... wouldn't you like to know.... 7. Shower or bath? Shower, too hard to screw in a bath ~ agrees with Asshole 8. Do you pee in the shower? running water has that affect on me too 9. Mexican or Chinese food? Italian 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive...and then I like to take over and make um beg... 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? Absolutely 13. Love or money? happin
Just Don't Say It
Disclaimer: Those of you who know me know that I am incredibly empassioned by the work that I feel I have been called to do. I love the work and I love the awesome population of people I am called to work with. However, as of late, I have begun to be more and more sensitive to the things people say and that will consitute the bulk of this note. If you are offended by this, good. The reason I say it is good for you to be offended by what I am about to write is because I am tired of seeing such a special group of people referred to so derogatorily and I, myself, am tired of being offended by what I hear and I feel that this needs to be addressed. Note: Let me begin by saying that I love my calling. I love the fact and proudly admit that I have chosen to dedicate my life to working with the severe to profoundly disabled population. They are an amazing group of people and I am blessed to be called to that field because very few people will ever experience humanity and purity in the wa
Very Important, Please Read!!!!
kay, so I am doing this contest. Just for fun. I don't care about any of the prizes. It was just for fun. Now the 2 women sponsoring the contest have turned it into something else. I was leaving comments today for myself. Calling myself a point whore, calling myself a pimp. Just writing random things. Then talking to myself. Leaving messages that only me and Martin understand. The girl that is winning, comes and looks at my comments constantly. Many times a day. To me, that is stalking! Any way you want to dress it up, it is stalking. Then, she comes into my profile. Then, her "family" come into my profile one by one. Then they keep going into my picture, constantly. Then, I get 3 emails, 2 from Cherrybomb (host) and one from Wildcat (host). This is what they wrote: Them: I tried to shout at ya but I guess your shout box is family only,no one is spying on ya or stalking ya,please stop harrassing my family member,I'm sure you wouldn't like it if someone will
Love
the love i once knew is slowly slipping from my heart the love i once thought would never part that love is slowly dieing all becuz he was lieing may have a broken heart but may have a new start sms 2007
Breaking The Rules
I cant believe it. I am nice enough to offer blasts and VIPs for folks who are willing to bomb in a contest. I get nothing but drama from a person who entered. I then have to delete said person? Wow! SORE LOSERS SHOULD NOT ENTER CONTESTS ESPECIALLY IF U R IN SECOND PLACE AND STILL SHOW UR ASS!!!! I dont need this, I didnt even know it was happening until it was brought to my attention. CHERRYBOMB
Draco Bizarro
He was mighty strong and fierce yet he had a gentle heart. Deep dark pools of passion reflected from his eyes. Telling tales from his barren soul the living breathing source of his very existence. He lived on the edge as if there was no tomorrow, afraid of life yet more afraid not to live to its fullest. Raw emotions giving way to heartfelt feelings, soft delicate words once whispered upon her ear. Telling of his adoration, desire and lust. This mighty Dragon baring his soul, giving his all, his complete self. Trusting in love letting down all his guards and defenses, she takes his hopes, dreams and compassion and crushes them in a moments breath with one flap of her wings. Leaving this majestic being alone within himself. His heart crying out for love, dying with every beat. This Draco Bizarro was once mighty, strong and fierce. But, he had a gentle heart......
Waiting
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.
Question
heres a question jus because i think i might have just got the worst line ever today what is the worst pick up line that you have heard or been told? i know there is alot out there i was just wondering some of the best and worst..
Mommat's Contest
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New Rules - 10-16-2007
Got Milf? From now on, YOU can not call yourself a Milf. Like a blowjob, it is not something you can give yourself. You can only have it given to you. And I'm not talking about that guy who's the same age as you, and just recognizes that your someone he can settle for, and happens to have kids. It must be given to you by someone who is actually young enough to be your child. So if you really wanna use this over-blown phrase, Do us both a favor. Poll your childrens friends. Go to the mall and ask for votes. And keep the shit organized, Cause I will be asking for proof. *kisses his sweety where the sun dont shine* (This doesn't include between the ears) Having spent alot more time in the chat rooms we refer to as lounges, I am almost sick and tired of seeing this half assed interaction known as "roleplaying." Just because you put an asterix before and after your idea, does not make it real. Just makes you real retarded. BLAST ME FOR NUDES!!! If your going to
You...
Copper stale penny rotten smell I think of you Bastard behind tiger brown eyes Slime in your handshake Grease in your smile You look at me You know mommas boy, baby Thinks hormone lasers are in his eyes Shoot whores down dead, lying Ass down face up, doll, you hope She sucks harder than the last That she gags when it hits her throat Because the sounds better than adrenaline Control is a rush Your personality is Spanish fly Smooth like babys ass, love, her heart beats for you But its not her heart you look for dear, You want to eat her from the inside through What you fail to realize You are wallpaper covering nothing, taut, Stretched, moldy, moth-eaten, full of holes She cant help but see through you
If Interested?
if anyone is interested in writing back and forth with me, you can send emails to dwarren@kgas.com I am not supposed to get on fubar at work anymore, they actualy want me to do something there, imagine that, lol. I hope to hear from you soon. love ya, david.
Haha
what makes it even worse is that he had to bribe me to go out with him in the first place...
Need(tad Suggestive)
Eyes lock, one breathless gaze from disaster, slowly Control is the mystery, not he nor she, but love or lust Fingers starve for a drink of you, knuckles ache thirsty Lips begging to graze your aura even, and I lick them to calm My blood warms quickly, burns through veins, a fever Consumption makes me starved, crazy, thirsty/starving Dying for a piece of you Touching you burns through my fingers, the fix Running the length through my arm and somehow warms Parts deepest inside of me, taking reason and consciousness As my heart overtakes my mind My lips starve for a drink/kiss lover, just a warm Taste of soft lips moving, tongue searching, a bite Of the apple of good and evil, a place where there Is no turning back, just a rabid fever, flames needing Extinguishing from the inside out, I tell you this I tell you I need you inside me, I need to know The reality of the physical inside me as much as The spiritual, the emotional, and the mental, I need To make th
Amy And Alex's Enema Story
ENEMA STORIES This is Amy and my best friend at the time was Alex. I guess it all started the first time we played we were sitting in my room and started playing a sexual version 5 card poker. We started off by just flashing a body part and maybe touching a area. Then we built up so that each time we would make the loser do something dirty to the winner like oral play or use a ice cube. We kept stepping the game up and it was fun for a while but it got boring. One day when we were going to play the game Amy showed up with this bag. She said it was a surprise but that the loser was going to have to use it. She wouldn't tell us what it was and we couldn't figure it out. Finally we played the game I didn't win or lose the first game which at the time was a relief because she opened the Walgreen's bag and pulled out a box. Inside the box was something I had never seen before it was a enema/douche kit. I had heard of a enema but had no idea what it really was. Amy was the winner s
Bus Stop
ok so I read the old horoscope this morning and I thought I would let yall know I will be sitting at the bus stop all day!! waiting for my love haha sorry I thought it was funny maybe I shouldnt blog or read my horoscope so early in the a.m. Daily Horoscope: Virgo For October 17,2007 If you're looking for love, you may just find it in the least romantic part of your life. It could be work, school or waiting for the bus -- but someone catches your eye. Who knows where it will lead? .............at least I got the eye ready...ok im shutting up maybe I should go back to bed wait then my eyes will be closed and Ill never find love sigh oh dear!!
Did You Catch That Ellen Dog Story Yet?
Good Morning and welcome to Hump day! Wow what in the world did my girl Ellen get herself into? Have you seen that story on the Pooch she took from a rescue shelter and then after it did not work out with other facets of Ellens lifestyle at home she decided to give it to her hairdresser and her children. Well apparently the shelter called Mutts and Moms filed a complaint against Ellen and ordered her to give the dog back to the shelter and take it away from this woman and her children that is where I have a hard time with this story. First off if Ellen is genuinlly distraught over this then I do feel sorry for the situation she trust herself into, however if this is just a ratings scam and I find out it to be so, I will certainly lose tremendous faith in her. The story is below if I did not cover it well enough. Ellen DeGeneres is in the doghouse with a pet rescue agency after giving a pooch away to her hairdresser because it didn't get along with her cats. The talk show hostess
A New Life On The Horizon
I'm going to make this short and sweet! These last few days a lot of decisions have been made and changes have been taken place. Not in any way a bad thing. It's great for me! Within the last few days I have officially decided to go to school for my CNA license. I've been doing pretty much everything a CNA does over the last 18 years with my brother and the last 8 years at camp. I might as well turn it into something I can get paid for and will have a license with. It only makes sense. Plus, most of the good jobs I see now a days are for CNAs or Medical Assistants. So...I'm golden. The second part of my news is..I went to one of our local Saukville establishments after a phonecall yesterday for an interview and was hired on the spot. It's waitressing again which I didn't really expect, but its something. I am on the schedule for training today through Sunday. It's within walking distance or Bike distance of home too!! Not perfect...but its something. So...despite all the
My Worst Fear....
Since becoming a mom my greatest fear has always been having to watch my child go before me. When I was pregnant with my youngest and my son's father passed away that fear only multiplied. Every time my boys get a sniffle I'm ready to rush them to the hospital. A couple of days ago I found out that a very good friend of mine's son has been diagnosed with Leukemia. A very agressive form that is difficult to treat. He is only nine years old. His big sister is my son's off and on girlfriend/best friend. There is absolutely nothing I can do for them, and it is horrible. Please pray or whatever it is that you do for Michael. He's just a baby!!!
Fever Dreams
I've been sick for almost a week, some bacterial infection that I can't seem to kick. I've been feverish and have these wicked headaches. I don't sleep for very long periods even though I desperately want too. When I am sleeping I keep having these crazy dreams...a girl at my work called them fever dreams. In the latest one I'm running through the hospital, I know that Wes is there and he's alive. Someone brings his body out from a back room and lays him on a nearby couch. He's nearly unconcious, murmuring things like I love you and take care of the boys. I keep touching his face, crying, kissing him, running my fingers through his hair. And then he's gone, I woke up feeling like I'd lost him all over again. At least this time I got to say good-bye. What a way to start the day...
Whom We Love
Those whem we love Go out of sight, But never out of mind. They are cherished in the hearts Of those they left behind
Ha Ha Ha
He said.Shall we try a different position tonight? She said...That`s a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Time To Kill
i am arranging a fubar meet so we can see the sun like these people!
What Wrong Did I Ever Done...
What did I do to deserve any of this? Why does it hurt this much? These are questions that are on my mind. :(
Off To The Woods
Well I will be off line for at least a week if not longer. We are off to the woods. We will be hunting and camping. See you all when I get back. Wish us luck on filling the freezer. I will also be taking the time to rededicate Myself to My Goddess's. Blessings to all, Lady K
Bleh
Ya know how sometimes you'll be completely over something, and not even care, then something happens, and it brings back all these feelings? Well, me and Chastine were goofing around, like chicks do, talking shit about men. I was talking a lot about Lindon and stuff... and then last night i had this crazy ass dream about him... and I remembered how much i missed him... I miss him holding me, I miss him kissing me, I miss him looking at me... I miss the butterflies I got everytime I was with him. I truly loved that guy... and I just wasn't good enough for him. I would have done anything in the world for him. Such is life I suppose. I guess that means in the grand scheme of things, there's someone better out there for me... BUT I tend to have crappy taste in men, soooo thats not gonna help at all huh? Oh well, anyhow, It just sucks... cuz I woke up this morning, just feeling, BLEH... I'm almost positive I'll never find anyone better than him. So far, it hasn't happened... Oh, and
The Naked Angel
The Naked Angel Against the dawn's light Shadow forming on my dreams The naked angel rises sinful in her purity Clothed in brilliance casting darkness on the night Imagination dances as she starts to move Harmonies tight entwined sweep the fading stars Ecstatic wings arched over bring oblivion to the mind A vision of perfection that cannot be grasped Always out of reach temptation reaps its' own reward
What Beauty Really Is
We as men and women have our own sense of beauty. We look at mountains and trees and landscapes that truly take our breath away. Women look at men who have amazing bodies and say he is a handsome man. Men look at the women with amazing bodies and say she is a beautiful woman. But what is beauty really? Beauty is something that is noticed all around us in a purely visual sense but sometimes people can see past what is seen and realize there may be beauty in something that no one else will realize. The deserts are barren and hot and miserable. Yet you will see wildlife and vegetation even in the deserts that are in a way beautiful in the way they flouish and survive. Even a desert has an oasis of some sort not in the literal sense but in a metaphorical sense. People that some would never look at have their own beauty. However, very rarely do we look towards the beauty that person contains on the inside. Inner beauty is contained in all things, people, animals, and n
Already The Day From Hell
I've been up since 4:30 this morning because JustShizzle needed to go to the ER again. He's finally getting some relief so though i'm here i'm not really here. Poor guy was up almost 2 days straight. so I'm realllllllllllllllllly groggy hoping I'll be able to sleep but I doubt it so if you shout and don't answer I'll either be sleeping or working on housework to keep myself busy until I can fall asleep. Love you all
My Friend
HEY TO AL MY FRIEND SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE I HAVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF MY BEST FRIEND, SHE HAS A BRAIN DIESEASE CALLED EMPTY CELLA SYNDROME AND IT IS SLOWLY KILLNG HER
Off To France
I will be away from Fubar for the next seven days. I will be spending the time on holiday with the family. We are staying in the South of France as we did in October last year. Will be staying just outside of Nice again and as last year will be enjoying the delights of both Monaco and North West Italy. I hope everyone will have fun while I am away. Take care and I will look forward to speaking to as many of you as I can on my return. Oh and yes I will try to take lots of photos on my travels.
What We Women Want
I understand that it isn't being a man, and that the "bad boys" out there make it hard for the good guys. Women seem so complex, so mysterious, so...difficult. You're always missing something, some little bit of nothing that you never knew she expected you to do. And here's an insider tip for you -- most of the time we never knew we expected you to do it either. Sometimes we just make it up as we go along. Here's a clue to all of you -- it's not about fancy dinners and spending lots of money. J-Lo wasn't lying when she said her love didn't cost a thing. What women really want is something you have in you at this very moment, something that won't even require you taking a single dime out of your wallet. They are little things you probably didn't realize make all the difference. And you can start doing them today. Let her know you're thinking of her. Call her sporadically during the day. Or send her little e-mails just to say you miss her. Or, as a friend of mine advised recently
What I Have Learnt As I Matured.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jerks. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others...they're more messed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Have a great day!!
Gift Cards: A Nice Way To Say I Dont Know You
It has been little while since my last blog. I did little bit of moving, but now I'm settled in my home for the duration. My brother's birthday is coming up, and I thought that I would do something different this year. I thought I would buy an actual gift instead of getting him a gift card for someplace. I have been to office parties where we all get a gift of around $20 value. What happens is that we all go to stores and get gift cards, and we exchange envelopes with little gift cards in them. I give you a gift card for Best Buy, you give me a gift card for Radio Shack. It really does not have the spirit or any feeling in it at all, but at least this way we are sure that the person will be able to find what they like. And with this the holiday is over in a matter of minutes. When I decided to get my brother an actual physical object, I started to think about the things that he would like. I know he likes music, race cars, and animation on the computer, but what else is th
Lost And Alone
Lost and Alone Within this Life Searching to find Some form of comfort While Lost I sit Alone Within this Shell Of this World Wanting to be Found To be Loved and Held Within your Strong Arms Knowing I'm Safe and Found While I wish for this I shall wait til I'm Found Forever Lost and Alone While I fade into Darkness Wrote on 10~17~2007 by Raven Darkwood
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Bombing
my g/f is in a contest and she needs some help with some bombing ..now i know i have some tru friends on here so can you help me out and go bomb her plz thank you all
Friends To Friends.
I had some free time, so what did I do? I checked the computer to see if I'd heard from you. I used to walk out to a box to retrieve mail But I'd rather get it instantly than wait on the snail... Checking my email is always fun I usually get a joke or greeting from someone. I feel so connected because on the other end I know I've discovered a newfound friend. When I've had a hard day and need to share Here I can find a friend who will listen and care. And to this friend I hope I let know That I am always there for them also. Isn't it a strange kind of bond we form? It isn't exactly like the "norm". But where is it written, face to face we have to be For you to be a very good friend to me? That little joke, or not, or even just a simple "Hi" Could be like a ray of sunshine from the sky. So, my online-pals, this is dedicated to you For all the smile you have made anew. May our friendship continue to grow and the warmth we feel continue
" I Wish "
I wish you happiness...the kind that is deep within your soul and shines through your eyes for the world to see. I wish you serenity and a sense of perspective, to calm you and lend you understanding even in the most difficult times. I wish you success in every facet of your life, and satisfaction and contentment in every single thing you do. I wish you sweet dreams and the promise of their fulfillment,a lifetime of extraordinary memories, and a path that leads to beautiful tomorrows. And above all I wish that you could see...how big a difference you make in my life and how grateful I am to know you! Denno..
Religion
I am a Creator -- yes, we are still out here! -- and this is a partial reply to an old acquaintance who sent me a pro-Christian chain email. When we speak of 2 + 2 equaling 4, we don't speak of faith. We only speak of faith when there is a lack of evidence. People can live good honest lives without believing in unprovable imaginative meanderings. It is impossible to prove "God" exists. It is also impossible to prove "God" doesn't exist; but on this count, it isn't up to me to disprove it because I am not the one making the claim. The burden of proof rests on the party making the claim. What if I said that I believe there are millions of 8-foot by 8-foot square pink polka-dot beings that dwell 300 feet above the surface of the planet and they constantly o
Our Song!!!!! Forever!!!!!!
I gotta tell you what I'm feelin' inside, I could lie to myself, but it's true There's no denying when I look in your eyes, girl I'm out of my head over you I lived so long believin' all love is blind But everything about you is tellin' me this time Chorus: It's forever, this time I know and there's no doubt in my mind Forever, until my life is thru, girl I'll be lovin' you forever I hear the echo of a promise I made When you're strong you can stand on your own But those words grow distant as I look at your face No, I don't wanna go it alone I never thought I'd lay my heart on the line But everything about you is tellin' me this time chorus - yeah! I see my future when I look in your eyes It took your love to make my heart come alive Cos I lived my life believin' all love is blind But everything about you is tellin' me this time
My So Called Meeting For 10-17-07
Yeah, first let me apologize for not posting sooner. Well I had been told by my mom over 2 weeks ago that I had an appointment at immigration for today Wednesday, Oct 17th, 2007. Well the lawyer told this to my wife and my mother over the phone. Telling them that I was going to be receiving a letter in the mail about my appointment. Well I had no news on that letter and my wife finally called the lawyer a on Friday. Well the lawyer said he wasn't sure, he said I had the appointment because he supposed it was time. So nothing was confirmed, he said that without being sure himself. So I have been telling all my family here that I had an appointment. All my friends back home were all excited. So I sit here still waiting to get news of my appointment. I don't even feel like being upset. I have been here 15 months today what is another little bit. I love my twins and family. I can't wait to get back and address that problem with the wife. We all deserve to be happy even if it means separati
Wed (no Hump'n For Me)
I'm starting to like putting these up daily for a couple reasons: It will help me remember what the day is (lol) nah, I mean I can use them as referrals to what gifs I've used & prevent over usage of said widget & pics Also to just chat with you that wanna 'Catch' up on things :) Back when blogs started I used to go to great length's each morning to entertain a decent size following (about 100 regular viewers) I was even in the "Top 20" blogs for months & months - but I lost interest (probably something shiney caught my OCD eye) *laughs* I just don't want to use them to rant & whine ... and after reading yesterdays - It reminded me to Sshuddddup! (there more serious things in you folks lives than to read some hippies bitches about pretty much nothing!) Isn't that what the MuMM's are for? ha-ha-ha-ha Funny thing about today's comment, I'd posted about half of them, then had to go back and delete & repost them again . . . duh, forgot to take time
Bulletins
Said so awhile back but takes re-iteration I suppose... and more true now, than then. I rarely visit the bulletin section, I rarely post bulletins or repost them. It's like reading one's spam-tagged mail in hopes of coming across some... worse, really, much. If you post something in a bulletin and are surprised I didn't know about it - ... ah. If you want me to know about it there's a better chance, anyway, I will, if you post it in a blog. If it is essential that I know about it- find out my personal e-mail (I've put it in a reachable place) and mail me.
Well The Big Day Is Almost Here
Well as some of you know I have been going through some major health problems lately. I have gone through so many test and minor opperations over the past few months only yo find out that I have partial kidney failure do to the fact that I was born with a birth defect where I was born with 2 uriters going from each kidney to my bladder (the normal kidney only has 1 from each) and the one extra uriter got blocked and backed up and just shut down. So now here on Monday October 22, 2007 I am to have surgery to remove it. I'm worried about it and afraid a little bit. The opperation will last for about 3 hours and will be at Cleveland Clinic. So if I'm not here you know where I will be I would love to chat with everyone while I'm on the way to recovery so if you want I can give you my cell and my yahoo IM so I can still chat with you all. Can't wait to come back will only have access to the internet for 2 more days after today. I wish you all the best, Chris
Hurting Inside
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Once Again
Once again another tearful night.....this song is in my head with my mood. I am the one to cry :(
My Thoughts And Feelings.
Hey everyone, What's up? Not much here. This will be my first really serious blog for Fubar. I have done many on myspace. But most have been music here. First off, would like to start off by seeing how all of you are?! I hope well, safe and happy. Anything new with all of you? Anyway I can help whether it be just listening or whatever please let me know. Ok now for I guess the randomality of this blog. Some might think it's pointless but just my time to put my thoughts into writing. I appreciate all the friends I really do. So don't think I don't. I am always up for getting to know new people and make new friends. I appreciate each and everyone of you all. I know fubar is all about whose more popular and all sorts of things. But I am not all about that. There are some great people here who I have been lucky enough to start getting to know. But here is my thing. If I ever get to godfather I don't care. It's not about popularity or points to me. It's about meeting new, genuine peo
E.e. Cummings
(For my darling S.B.) i carry your heart with me i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart) i am never without it (anywhere i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate (for you are my fate,my sweet) i want no world (for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)
Crushes
Is it just me, or does anyone else just hate this feature? I went from 2 crushes to three today...and I really hate the fact I don't know who they are....
My Mom
HI EVERYBUDDY I DON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING UNTIL NOW PLEASE HELP MY MOM? SHE ONLY NEEDS 5000 COMMENTS SHE HAS NO MORE AND I ONLY HAVE A FEW LEFT I WANNA SURPRISE MOM BUT I NEED HELP CANT YOU LEAVE SOME COMMENTS WITH ME PLEASE? I WILL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING AGAIN I PROMISE (UNLESS IT'S A KISS AND HUG FROM MY GIRLS) (AND MAYBE A BEER FROM MY PALS) BUT THAT WOULD BE IT! I PROMISE HERE IS MOMS PICTURE PLEASE HELP ME HELP HER SHE WILL BE SOOOOOO SURPRISED I LOVE YOU ALL! XO MARVIN
Vote For Me For President?
It has been suggested that I consider running for president of the US in 2008. LOL... Curious... how many would vote for me based on what you know about me from my FAQ list on the home page of profile?
Mama I Blew It At Love
Mama I Blew It At Love Mama once told me when a man doesn't respect love he loses love.Mama I must admit that your right and say that I disrespected love;now it's gone cause I blew it big time Mama not taking her feeling inconsideration,so now I see what you mean Mama about losing love cause I did lose it. Poem By:Charles LaMark Nelson
Poem To Me From My Daughter
Please, Dad As winds sweep away the days, I look back on life through a haze. Remember playgrounds, parks and friends, In childlike gaze that never ends. The laughter in a game of catch, Shall memory ever attach. To innocence in youthful eyes, Catching the ball to dads surprise. I recall my first bike and the first wreck, Who picked me up and said what the heck? Convinced me to give it one more try, While knees skinned, I forgot to cry. Just the joy knowing he was there, Make him proud my only care. There was nothing I couldnt do, My heart held fast that to be true. Though teenage years were kind of rough, I sure wasnt too big or tough. You taught me to defend whats right, And never back down from a fight. So I learned the hard way to stand, Still with each lump, I found your hand. Drawing from you an inner strength, And stubborn pride of equal length. But there the line of fate was drawn, As though I blinked and you were gone. I found myself fac
Pain
It's hard for me to make this decision. I am going to make some drastic changes in my life and more then likely one of them is going to be leaving Fubar. if you want to reach me send me an email There is alot going on emotionally for me so i'll be absent for a while before i make the final decision. I hope each of you finds what you are looking for.
Leaving Again
Its almost midnight. I have to leave in a couple of hours to return to West Virginia. I am leaving behind my husband, my son, & my cat. I am doing this for the greater good. I must find suitable housing, work, school, daycare, etc. I am feeling guilty about leaving my husband to handle so much of the work, but I am confident he can handle it. He has the support of friends and the Military will handle most of the move. I will miss them more than anything but will see them in less than a month. I just needed to vent a little.
Wtf/ever
I don't usually read my horoscope, but thanks to Cristilee, I did and this is what it says... You've got something to say to your spouse or sweetheart -- or maybe that new crush -- and now is the perfect time to get it off your chest. Your way with words is almost magical and they'll see what you mean. Talk about a slap in the face..........damn
Dave Chappelle
Damn. I'm such a dirty girl. It just occured to me...I guess I can't put videos in my stash that have a string of expletives in it either. Still gets thrown into the "NSFW" bucket along with glistening, naked flesh, right? So here is my way around that.... Blog it, bitches!!! :D I have always loved this Dave Chappelle clip--the one of him acting like Samuel Jackson peddling his own beer. The original video was yanked from YouTube like TODAY (I watched it this afternoon and mere hours later, it is no longer available for viewing...), but I did manage to find this "Baltimore club remix" version which I think is too funny. Warning: You will probably only appreciate this if: 1) You know who Dave Chappelle is and find him funny 2) You are familiar with the original Samuel Jackson beer clip 3) Are not easily offended by rapid fire rounds of cursing with no redeeming social value. If you're cool with all that, then........Enjoy! :D Damn you, Fubar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
What A Ride!!!!
Almost a year ago...Oct. 31st to be exact....ALL HALLOWS EVE, lol, I met this very amazing woman. I actually met her on another site...and no it wasen't Myspace, and I read about how her mother was in ill health at the time. As ironic as it was, my mother was just diagnosed with lung cancer which quickly was upgraded to stage 4 soon after. I thought, maybe this is someone I can talk to about my situation,seems like she is in the same boat as I. So I sent her a message and from there , we became fast, very good friends, and soon after that, we became a couple. I fell in love with her and it has been the most amazing and wonderful year of my life. She has been there by my side through so much. From my mother passing in January, to some more drama that was going on because of some so called friends of mine, to some drama that just happened this past weekend that put my family in danger of losing their home She is so strong but yet has her weak points as well, and Lord knows, I am righ
Far Away
We may never meet We both take each other at face value Knowing we both belong to others But, willing to have this special bond A friendship that allows us to be more But, also let's us keep our body's pure And our heart to Not physically crossing lines In our minds at least What, we do share is ours only You Understand Me and I understand You I don't ever want to loose you Never but, yet I know if the time comes For you or I to go away That, someday, somehow, I won't give up You have given me strength to go on Missing you at times makes me crazy Even though at times I don't get to see you I have a feeling you're there I know in my heart we share a lifetime You're amazing
If Your Hurt
If your hurt, cheer up! Don't just cry on the side... It wouldn't help you... Instead, Go on with your life! remember?! Your were once the strongest sperm of your dad... Go spermie!!! :-P (^_^)
Annoyed
so basically me and the certain "person" got together. turns out he's not the dude i knew. He just used me. he doesnt love his gf , i mean u can tell... but now im left alone and hurt and it isnt fair. I guess i learned my lesson in this situation it just sucks to know that i have to see him when he works with me. Its uncomfortable already and all he wants to be is friends and i dont. Im so annoyed i need a hug from a good guy!!!
Lmao What A Day
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Yet Again A Rant
yet again i see that nothing can seeem to go the way it should old nightmears seem to come to life even without me having to pay attention to it you know what i mean ....you come you go and that is how things go i said it once tonight already i must have a sign on my fucking head that says " use and abuse" cuse it seems that everytime i turn around people are asking for for help or to fix something or to be a shoulder to cry on and the one time in my life that i lose all pride and i ask for help cuse shit has just gotten too much somedays i get shit on yeah i get some help but the costs of the help are gonna rip me apart , you want my money fine it all goes to bills what is left you can fucking have you want my shit like my dvds and my computer and my phone and my cable tv and my internet and all the other shit you use from me fine take it least i can do for you helping me ,,,, what i do ask that if you say you're gonna do something then you better damn well do it you know what i mea
Spirit Mother
Thank you so much for voting for me. I had no idea I was even an option to be consider. I am blessed with such an awesome family that is filled with wonderful people. I love you all. Huggs..... :p Thanks Agian, Mychele P.s. Now I have to get back to your Tags. lol
Random Facts About Me
~RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME~ +I LOVE ANY KIND OF SWEETS +I HATE CHEATERS AND LIARS (YOU'RE DUMB, YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT!!!) +I REALLY REALL REALLY WANT A TURTLE OR A LIZARD! +I CAN BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE +I CAN BE A BIG BITCH AT TIMES +I'M VERY PICKY WITH FOOD BUT I LOVE ANY FORM OF CHICKEN +I'M TERRIFIED OF FEET!!! EXCEPT FOR A FEW PEOPLE'S. I WAS KINDA FORCED INTO GETTING USED TO THEM... THANKS... +I LIKE COOKIE DOUGH ALL BY ITSELF. OH AND MAKING COOKIES AT LIKE ONE IN THE MORNING CAN BE GREAT FUN... LOL +I HATE SLEEPING ALONE +I RARELY EVER GET MORE THAN FIVR HOURS OF SLEEP AT A TIME SLEEP LOL (SORRY FOR KEEPIN YOU UP ALL NIGHT :) *WINK* +I LOVE TEDDY BEARS N DEAD ROSES +I HAVE 3 KIDS TO THAT ARE MY NIECE N NEPHEW AND A 5 MOUTH OLD +I AM A VERRY PERRYNOID PERSON +I LOVE MY FLAWS +I CAN GET A LITTLE CRAZY AT TIMES +I'M EASY TO GET TO SNAP ON YOU AT TIMES +I'M SWEET UNTILL MESSED WITH THE WRONG WAY +I COULD LIVE OFF MT DEW COFFEE AND C
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reminiscing intimacy memory of rapture. nostalgic encounter thoughts of rape; simply ravish me.
Love Hurts
When whoever uttered the words, "We always hurt the ones we love," spoke that truism, they probably had no idea exactly how right they were and continue to be. For hearts are fragile things, weak and soft they're easily broken, smashed and crushed. That's why most of us don't wear our hearts on our sleeves, and guard this intimate part of ourselves with great zeal. That makes it very difficult to hurt the man on the street. You really have to go out of your way to break through that exterior shell and get to what really hurts. It's not easy, but it can be done. But with someone you love, and someone who loves you, that shell isn't there. That wonderful protective barrier that we all throw up against the world is nonexistent and in the beauty of love we trust our dearest not to crush our delicate emotions or break our fragile hearts. But even when the love is true and genuine, accidents happen. With a proverbial flick of the wrist or a prod of the finger, an exposed heart ca
Vip
So i have 1 day left as a VIP. I dont have anymore 11's left either. If you need help at all please let me know and ill be more then happy to help you, but it will just be 10's. sorry. (unless ya wana buy me a new VIP. :D) lol. well have a good day everyone. dont hesitate to ask for help :)
18,995 Comments To Go!
I still need 18,995 comments to get my VIP. help me out. I appreciate it.
Me?
So it's been said by the majority of my friends that I'm the little girl in this video dancing around, don't know why I don't see it but, I guess this was my first snoopy dance...
Exposure
For years now I've contended that me and my kids are exposed to so much more these days, mostly because of cable TV and the internet. I think I might have been to quick to make that assessment. I was channel surfing in the wee hours this morning and like most of the time, there was nothing that caught my interest so I started back through the several hundred channels again. I saw a movie listed, "On a Clear Day" that I remembered seeing when I was a kid and that got me thinking. It doesn't at all seem like the kind of movie my mom or dad would watch and I certainly wasn't going to watch it this morning, but back in the 60's and 70's we had two channels - NBC and CBS. We watched whatever was on, or read a book or something. I remember liking a lot of things back then, not just tolerating them like I do now. I remember devouring the Sunday paper, something I would never do now. I read some now as I always have, but when I think about it there's not much variety in what I read. It's j
Kerri My Love
SO THAT EVERYONE IS ONCE AGIAN CLEAR TO THE MATTER OF ME AND MY LOVELY SEXY GORGOUS BEAUTIFUL WIFEY! WE ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE AND VERY MUCH DEDICATED TO ONE ANOTHER.I KNOW ALSO REALIZE AFTER MUCH THOUGHT(ALL NIGHT)THAT THIS PAGE WHERE I CAN SHARE WITH THE WORLD HOW MUCH I LOVE KERRI (BAMA LADYBUG) IS NOT GOING TO DISRUPT OR HURT OUR LOVE! OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND I WILL NOT LET KNOWONE OR ANYTHING CUM BETWEEN IT EVER!I LOVE YOU KERRI MORE THAN WORDS COULD EVER SAY BUT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I WILL PROVE IT AND REMIND YOU EVERYDAY OF HOW MUCH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! AND TOO ALL THE HATERS AND TO ALL THE LADIES THAT THINK IT IS A CHALLENGE TO TRY AND STEAL A MAN FROM ANOTHER WOMAN YOUR WASTEING YOUR TIME! I'M TAKEN I'M COMMITED AND I'M VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH KERRI AND SHE IS ALL I WILL EVER NEED IN MY LIFE! SHE MAKES ME HAPPY SHE FULFILLS ALL MY NEEDS AND WANTS AND FANTASIES!SURE WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN BUT NOTICE THE KEY WORD IN THAT STATEMENT! WE! WE DO AND TALK
Affirmation
Dreams are better than reality. Do you ever wake up and wish you could just sleep and live in your dreams instead of your real life? People never end up as they seem at first. Why must we put on a show to impress, then reveal our real selves several weeks down the road, and realize we or the other person is not who we thought they were. Then we're stuck, do we tell them its just not working and hurt them- or do we stay prolonging the inevitable?
I Died For Love......
June 3.2004 He came in today drunk like before smacked me so hard I fell to the floor. He didn't mean to I just made him mad. I must have done something I shouldn't had. But Ill tell you like I told my friend, He told me he loved me it wont happen again. June 5.2004 Im sitting here thinking what was it I said, For him to take his fist and hit me in the head. I said I was sorry for whatever I had done. If this feeling is love it sure isn't fun. He said he was sorry he just had a bad day. When he gets like that I'm to stay out of the way. June 8.2004 The trip to the hospital, the things that they said. Do you realize ma'am you could have been dead. For the fractures you have, you must stay the night. He walked into the room, I trembled in fright. Sir could you step out while we talk to your wife? Ma'am listen carefully this concerns your life. Tell me Ma'am was it your husband? As they glare. No sir Im clumsy I fell down the stairs. June 11.2004 My God wha
Love Will Always Win
THIS SONG IS SO VERY VERY TRUE
Because I Couldnt Put It In My Stash . Cuz Its Nsfw .. But .. Kinda Odd .. Funny .. Short
Latex the movie
Another Romantic Story
From the very beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him. Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?" As the guy is not good with his words, this often causes the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vents her anger on him. As for him, he only endures it in silence. After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?" The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family fina
The Perfect Night (pt1)
The Perfect Night Dell is such a girl who never gets noticed by any one,especially the opposite sex.As any girl who is about to turn 18 she had only a few important subjects on her mind.One of them a date to the prom and second the perfect dress.As any typical day for Dell she would watch all of the other girls at school meet up with there friends and then go make out with there boyfriends.Dell didnt have any friends she always sat alone.As the day flew by the school bell rang and like all teenagers its time to hang out and have some fun. Dell didnt have a car so she would ride the bus and then walk home. Lone and behold her fate was about to change all in a few 10 minutes."Help,Help please some one come help me" !Dell heres this cry in a short distantce.She runs down a trail to find a chubby dark haired lady laying flat on her back.Dell quickley runs to her and picks her up.Are you ok? Dell asks. Oh Im going to be ok my back went out while I was jogging down this trail.Im going to be
What Does It Take ?
Seriously I want to know what it takes to get people to talk to you on here. I've said it time and time again that my wife is NOT jealous and doesnt mind people talking to me, or commenting on my stuff. She actually prefers it because she likes to know that other people like me. Any ways people don't be afraid to comment me or rate me.
So ......
Its Thursday!!! You know what that means, don't you?
Funny
Love Poems
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wrote your name in the sky,
Tonys Vacation
Damn it, where is he? she thought and crawled out of her wet day dream lazily. Meet me by your spot on the beach, hed said. Dont be later then the sunset, hed said. She crossed her arms under her breasts and huffed softly, the images of his naked body pressed against hers quickly fading with her annoyance. She looked up and down the beach. Nothing but palm trees, water, and sand. The sun sent shadows chasing one another as the trees swayed in the breeze and the sand moved with the passing waves. She entertained the idea of hiding in the shrubbery and palm leaves till he arrived, then jumping out to startle him but dismissed the scheme with a shake of her head, sending her hair flying around her face. Now she watched the dying light through a haze of brown and gold, so enticed by the brilliant colors and warm air that she didnt notice a lone figure creeping up on her from behind. When the figure was close enough to touch, he reached out and ran a careless hand down her spine. Instea
First Time..part 2
First time, part 2 You lay me down on my bed and slowly pull down my jeans. Then stand there looking at me with hunger in your eyes. You start by kissing my ankles, up my calves, to my thighs, my hips, stomach then stopping at my breast, putting your lips around my nipples, sucking gently and teasing with your tung. Moving from one breast to the other. Making my body shiver. You tenderly kiss my lips before working your way back down kissing my stomach. Looking up at me while running your hands softly up and down the inside of my thighs. You put your hand to my pussy and stick a finger in me, Feeling how incredibly wet you make me. Then bring your fingers to your mouth and taste how sweet I am. My body melts the minute you put your tung to my clit, licking it up and down softly with your fingers inside of me, fucking my pussy, making me wetter and wetter. Letting soft moans escape my lips. Then sucking on my clit getting it to swell in your mouth. Every time i feel im getti
To All Of My Wonderful Friends!!
I just wanted to tell all of you THANK YOU!!! I have the most awesome friends in the whole world!! You all have NOOOO idea how special you have made my birthday!! I never dreamed I would get so many fantastic birthday wishes!!! I love you all & I hope that when it is your birthday,it is as off the hook as you have all made mine!!!! I LOVE Y'ALL!!!! & if ANY of Y'all are gonna be at the Dirt Track World Championship...LOOK ME UP!!!! Ya can't miss me redneck ass!!!!! lolol Loves ~ReD~
Aw!!!!
I just found a new group of kids I need to befriend. Luckily for me I'll be seeing them soon. LOL their CD is kick ass! :D How's everyone's afternoon so far?
Just A Guy
He's just a guy That makes you weak, He's just a guy That makes you complete. He's just a guy with a perfect smile, Every day you see him Makes like worth while. He's just a guy That's on your mind, Making you want him With all of his lies. He's just a guy That you seem to love But no matter how hard you try You'll never be good enough. He's just a guy That broke your heart, Screaming and shattered, Left torn apart. He's just a guy, But you don't want him to exist, Because it's all his fault That you've ended up like this. He's just a guy, That moved on too quick, And all of those lines They've seemed to stick; Onto your heart, And into your head, Can't fall asleep, You want to be dead. And there he is The very next day, With his new girlfriend, You slowly melt away. Go to the bathroom, And grab the razor blade, Slash through your wrist, Watch the memories fade away. He's just a guy, That made you feel used, He's just a guy, That
If I Were A Lesbian....
If I were a lesbian.... or if I even had a chance,being straight, at being with any one of these women,this would be my top 10 list: Top 10 Women I'd "Do" : Linda Carter from Wonder Woman 1974 Pam Grier aka Foxy Brown Aishwarya Rai Jennifer Connelly Scarlett Johanssen Heidi Klum Drew Barrymore Jessica Alba Kate Beckinsale Salma Hayek *also worth mentioning are Sandra Bullock,J-lo,Keri Russell(longhaired Keri),Halle Berry,and Demi Moore. *edited to add Charlize Theron as an honorable mention,and Angelina Jolie..well,for fucks sake..she's on everyone's list. Top 10 Women I Would NOT "Do" Even If Their Vajayjay's Were Made Out Strawberry Mentos Or PEZ Candies : Keira Knightley Christina Aguilera Britney Spears Christina Applegate Helen Hunt Sharon Stone Paris Hilton Tara Reid Claire Danes Lindsay Lohan(Ewww.Just EWWWW.) Now I realize that most of you guys out there would "do" the majority on my "wouldn't do" list.And that's because you all are whores.*win
Sex
The Alley We have just finished our early evening dinner and a few glasses of wine at a restaurant across town. Twilight is nearing. We walk past an alley on the way to our car. You pull me into the alley and forcefully pin me against the wall. I see desire, power, and a hint of darkness in your eyes; it sends chills through my body. You lean in and kiss my lips, gently at first, then nibble at them roughly. I wince at the pain as you press me harder into the wall. You take my breast in your hand and knead it, pinching the nipple and pulling at it. You moan hoarsely into my mouth as you assault my body with your hands Groping, pinching and massaging every inch that you can reach. I understand your desire and push myself into you, giving myself to your needs. You raise my dress to expose my bare, wet pussy. I am wearing no under garments at your request. Your hand glides across my clit and down my juicy lips. You insert two fingers and shove them into me over and over. Y
Are You Serious???
OBVIOUSLY I CHANGED THE USERS NAME BECAUSE...WELL YEAH... I DONT WANT ANYONE TO HURT THE POOR COMPUTER STUPID GUY. ->JUICYluxuria: you cant be this oblivious or computer stupid ->JUICYluxuria: open your internet browser...and type www.google.com USER: i heard of it, but i don't see or know how to get to it ->JUICYluxuria: its google. ->JUICYluxuria: google...the world famous search engine...its not a part of fubar... USER: i don't see anything that says or has to do with google USER: no ->JUICYluxuria: are you fucking with me?? USER: ? USER: how do i go to google/ USER: i must be missing something. i don't see it USER: where is google at? USER: ok thank you ->JUICYluxuria: then do what i said USER: i do just ewant there pics USER: oh ok i see ->JUICYluxuria: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought you wanted just their pics. ->JUICYluxuria: go to google. click images at the top and type in what you want USER: what exactly are y
Forever Forgotten
Forever Forgotten I seem to be Forever in the Shadows of the World Forgotten into the Ashes I will go. This isnt the First Nor will it be the Last That I get Forgotten In The Ashes Low I lay here in the silence Wishing for nothing more but some comfort Hoping that I dont Fade Completely Away Forever within the Shadows I seem to be For no one seems to care for me While I lay here silently Fading Fading into Nothingness I will do As the Shadows of Darkness claim me For I seem to be Forgotten In The Ashes wrote 10~18~2007 by Raven Darkwood
Any Suggestions
I have been talkin to this guy thats in the marines stationed in iraq. I met him on myspace and been talkin to him every night ..becoming good friends... I asked for his addy so that i could send him somethin but i dunno what. I know i'm gonna write him but what could i get him? Somethin small and easy to send... Any suggestions?
Wow
Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
Death Comes When You Least Expect It
IM NOT WRITING THIS FOR ANY SYMPATHY JUST BECAUSE THIS BOTHERS ME.I WOKE UP YESTERDAY MORNING FEELING KINDA WEIRD.MY PHONE RANG AND MY SISTERIN LAW SAID TO ME GET UP TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY. SO I GET UP AND GO GET MY MOM. SEE MY GRANDMOTHER HAS BEEN IN A NURSING HOME FOR A WHILE. SHE WAS 95. TWO DAYS EARLIER SHE HAD FALLEN AND BROKE HER HIP.I GOT TO THE HOSPITAL AND ALL MY AUNTS WERE THERE. THE FAMILY HAS BEEN FIGHTING FOR YEARS OVER WHERE THEY ARE GOING TO LAY HER TO REST.YOU KNOW THAT IS A SAD THING WHEN THE PERSON IS NOT EVEN DEAD AND HER CHILDREN ARE FIGHTING OVER WHERE TO BURY HER. I STOOD THERE AND PRAYED THAT GOD WOULD GIVE THEM THE UNDERSTANDING THAT SHE WANTED TO BE BURIED NEXT TO THE ONLY MAN THAT SHE HAD EVER LOVED.AS WE STOOD THERE MY GRANDMOTHERS VITALS STARTED TO DROP. WE ALL KNEW SHE WAS NOT GOING TO BE WITH US FOR VERY MUCH LONGER.SHE TOOK 3 DEEP BREATHS AND THEN SHE WAS GONE. I CAN SAY MY GRAND MOTHER LIVED A LONG LIFE BUT IT IS STILL VERY HARD TO WATCH THE ONE YO
My Own Mistress
I am my own Mistress Never to be ruled by Or another's to have I guide myself with a stern hand But also with a loving Heart Knowing that compassion is the way to live My eyes are hard from years of hardships My skin is cracked and broken in places But my Heart and Spirit are still whole to this day Knowing my own Limitations Yet pushing myself past them To become the stronger person Treating others with respect and compassion As I would also wish to be treated For that is the way to Ones Heart Yet I am my own Mistress No one else's ever And never to be ruled over For I am My Own Mistress Wrote on 10~18~2007 Wrote by: Raven Darkwood
Ignorance.
Apparently people don't take into consideration that we are all different here. A Sword is a bit more than a knife. Learn the fucking difference. If a person posts a picture of a hand made japanese blade in a folder marked "Things I Like", have a little respect. I don't go around bitching at people posting pics of their guns just because I feel there is no honor in shooting someone. I carry a gun in the army because I have to. If I had the choice I wouldn't. But I can still show you my membership in the NRA because I believe in supporting the right to bear arms, and if guns come under attack, my swords won't be far behind. Additionally, if a person owns a genuine Japanese blade, it is for a reason. They do not come cheap. It is aomething very personal and special. Each of my blades have been blessed, and have tasted my blood in that blessing. Both my training and my religion take part in it. Pardon the fuck out of me if something I consider sacred is trivial to you.
Questions To Ask Yourself??
Questions to ask yourself? LOL 1. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 2. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation? 3. Why do they steralize needles for a lethal injection? 4. Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man its $3.95 a minute? 5. Why do you press harder on the remote when u know the batteries are dead? 6. What do chickens think we taste like? 7. If you try to fail and succeed then what have u accomplished? 8. If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, then why'd he keep on doin it? 9. When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
I Wonder If
I wonder if they have a lil chubby green skittle costume. Do you think I can find one? :P I bet you wanna slap yourself now huh? for clicking on this blog LOL.
Cry Baby
Talking to my ex girlfriend. It's werid, but nice. I dont talk to any of my exes but her. Which i'm glad because she was my best friend. The really weird thing is when i was crying about nothing today i was thinking about how much i miss her. And waalaah, just as i was gonna get off the computer she comes on. I really did miss her. Today was wicked in the most non dramatic way. I never used to cry, unless it was really bad.And now.. Bam. i cant hold it in. And i hate hate crying.
Married
hey all i just got married to faery dragon and jak horray me!!!!
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Please click the pic above and leave her as many comments as you can, she always returns all love shown. Many thanks Love to all Dazzy xxxxxx
Box Elder Bugs
These things are so damn annoying! They are everywhere! They fly and land on me. It totally creeps me out. I might have to ask for an exterminator to come in.
Wife Beating
I have a pet hate and its wife beaters mainly because i saw family members go through it. Why is it a man has to hit a woman whom he says he loves. Funny where I come from you kiss and cuddle the ones you love not knock the hell out of them. So your guys who may be handy with your hands.If God had meant a woman to be hit she would have been born a punch bag.Treat your wifes or girlfriends with respect or like you would like your mum to be treat.
Story Of Me
Story on me ? I honestly do not care if you do not like me or what I have to say. ? I love having a boyfriend. ? Once I have money I spend it soon as it's in my hand. ? I love making out. ? I never want to look like someone else and I hate when ppl copy me. that is not the best compliment its the most annoying thing ever ? I would die for my best Friends and Family without thinking twice ? It takes a lot for me to let anyone in and get close to me. ? I dont trust guys at all not even kind of i dont care if "your not like the rest" because guess what you are. ? As much as I cant trust any of them I cant seam to leave them alone. ? I hate the feeling of being left in the dark about things, and being left out. ? I hate listening to peoples pitty problems, Like there hair, Or someone broke up with them.. because theres more important things going on like people dieing for us to even be here to have a relationship and a family. Get over it. ? I get frustrated easily. ? I bel
Keeping The Faith Is Killing Me.
I wish there was some way to turn my heart off. The pain I feel is still so damned intense. I keep telling myself there's no point. Yet, I'm still not convinced. Why do I love so fucking hard? Why can't I stop it when it's over? All I can see through the tears is your face. Your voice haunts me. You are in my dreams at night. I can still picture you next to me. I feel so stupid. Unrequited love sucks balls. I am so damned pissed off at myself. Fuck it. I guess I just continue to cry till it goes away. I'm so tired of the aloneness.
These Four Walls
I wake everyday to these 4 walls. I sit and stare as the rain falls. Sometimes I play cards to get things off my mind. Finding the answers is hard to find. Why am I here alone in this place. When everyone I cared for knows my face. The tv comes on but only news can play. I can only wonder if this is where I stay. I believe I can fly plays on the radio. Even though there is no place for me to go. I read a book to gain knowledge and such. Set the mind free may be too much. The more I learn the more I know. The things I see how can I show? My friends they see me when the hour is here. Not the ones I hold in my heart dear. No one knows I even exist. I disappeared in the night like the midnight mist. To a place I go where my mind will wonder. The things of the world I can only ponder. Not knowing how long my mind will be here. One thing to know I have always been sincere. The things I've done I did out of fear. Now I don't know how to get the hell out of here. Alone I sit as the night shall
A Little Angry
okay i try to really be nice to people and show everyone respact that sometimes i will never get back in return. but theres a few things that i wont have with friends or fans, or anyone here in general. if you read my profile you know that im not here to find a man, im not here for cyber sex, or any nonsense. im not here to take full nude shots and post them for you so for the guy that keeps sending the friend request with your so fine show me all those beautiful tits you see that doesnt work for me. and its just outright rude.. so if you cant find it in you to keep it civil please let me know. other than that you all have been great!and i love the fact that you took the time out of your day to rate and comment my bics blogs and stash. thats so nice of you. and like i said im trying to get back to everyone. its taking alot of time. thanks for your patience on that. love you all bunny
Dumb Icp Fan
->juggalotus...: are you done yet? I hope your feeling better about it juggalotus...: do the world a favor and kill urself ->juggalotus...: im sure you would keep talking binary tough guy juggalotus...: suck a cock fag lucky i dont live in NC or id come to ur house and fuck u up ->juggalotus...: lets leave moms out of this and ill leave my cock out of your moms ->juggalotus...: when all else fails use the mom joke ->juggalotus...: awww resorting to the uncreative mom jokes good job juggalotus...: fuck u ill fuck ur mother on ur grave bitch ->Schweierm...: ->juggalotus...: shut the fuck off with your idle fucking threats youll get mad and talk shit and nothing will happen wipe the sand out of your pussy and deal with it juggalotus...: ill whoop ur bitch ass fag
Fubar
IS THERE ANY SEXY GUYS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO MARRY ME ON FUBAR..LMAO
Me = A Little Optimistic??
Twinkle so this is what ive become i dont need a mirror to see its not the same as on the inside its not that easy being free looking above to comprehend the magnitude of all im not shooting star to catch my eye a shimmering of this imperfect thought don't bring me down dont ground me now content to be in this harmony not drawn in to the pedantic self unrestrained by my own mediocrity i can only be what my mind allows in the emptiness of chosen chaos i cling i crawl i scream in defeat it all means nothing through the paths i cross ill try not to fight what is to come let defenses crumble and grow cold and accept its alright for me to be a twinkling star if not the most bold
Sleeplessness Is Making Me Crazy....more.
Rarely do I blog twice in one night. I can't seem to sleep. My heart and my brain are fighting against each other. My heart is longing for love. A real love. Not just some virtual bullshit. I don't have a long laundry list of faults. My heart aches to be touched by another soul. But no one wants to take that risk. I'm slipping deeper into this fucked up depression. I can't find the U-turn back. I need your arms around me. I long for your touch. Your heart beating in time with mine. Wanting me as though life would stop with out me. I must be delusional. Or maybe the fog is just too thick. Just reach out and touch me. I'm not far. My whole life is yours for the taking. Dammit. :(
Cyber Medicine...
Ive been feelin poorly the last couple of dayz-ok,ive been sick as hell-but my fubar doctorz: Steve,Wally,Joe,and Dr.Kushmore supplied me with the medicine i needed 2 make me all better,and 4 this i am truelly grateful.Thanx guyz...xox
Who's Got The Monopoly Now?
Walk into the toy section at Walmart. Eighty five percent of the games will be a variation of Monopoly. Ironicopoly? And they're all marked "Collectors Edition." Are there actually people that collect derivations of this game? Do Corvette enthusiasts actually buy Corvette Monopoly? I like Family Guy, but I can't imagine how replacing the original Monopoly pictures with characters from Family Guy would make the game any more thrilling. Some titles are labeled "Limited Edition." What does that mean? Aren't all versions limited? Are there an infinite number of non-limited games? Of all these derivations, there is no Monopoly drinking game. Can you believe that? Hasbro made a "Cocktailopoly" to snag the partier generation, but no drunk guy can relate to fancy cocktail drinks while he's chugging Pabst. I decided to make it myself. Keep in mind that this is a Super Ultra Rare Limited Collectors Edition - only zero made! So buy it while supplies last! "DRUNKOPOLY" Mon
Marry Me?!
This is called Fubar MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your Fubar Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours. Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"
Strawberry Cookies (czechoslovakian)
1/2 lb butter, soften 1 cup sugar 2 large eggs 2 cups flour 1 cup walnuts, chopped 1/2 cup strawberry jam Grease an 8 x 8-inch pan. Cream butter & sugar. Add eggs & blend well. Gradually add flour. Spread evenly one-half of the butter mixture in bottom of pan. Spread evenly with the jam & sprinkle with chopped nuts. Spread the second half of the butter mixture on top of the jam. Bake at 325F for about 45 minutes or until brown. Cut into bars when cool. (I made it myself awhile back, it was pretty good)
Funny
Save The Red Arrows
Unbelievable !!! The world-famous Red Arrows have been banned from appearing at the 2012 London Olympics because they are deemed 'too British'. Organisers of the event say that the Arrows military background might be 'offensive' to other countries taking part in the Games. The display team have performed at more than 4000 events worldwide, but the Department of Culture, Media and Sport have deemed the display team 'too militaristically British'. Red Arrows pilots were said to be 'outraged', as they had hoped to put on a truly world class display for the Games, something which had never been seen before. Being axed from a British-based event for being 'too This came from my friend dazz ... and i totally support that the arrows should fly .... British' is an insult - the Arrows are a symbol of Britain. The Red Arrows have been excellent ambassadors for British overseas trade, as they display their British-built Hawk aircraft all over the world. The Arrows performed a sh
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Wanna Help Me Out?
my friend just joined and she really needs help to level please stop by and say hi to her..... Chaotic Beauty or http://fubar.com/poetatheart I would be very thankful
Out Of Town
Nope, I'm not ignoring you all. No internet/out of town. Barely got any sleep last night so I won't elaborate. Bye guys ttyl
Insanity
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Three Doctors, 1993 In a mad world only the mad are sane. Akira Kurosawa (1910 - 1998) There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), "On Reading and Writing" Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer? George Price When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane. Hermann Hesse (1877 - 1962) There is no great genius without some touch of madness. Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD), Epistles You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams (1951 - ) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best fr
Parrots!!!!!!
About 6 months ago, my G.daughter, Alexandra, came home from work and we were eating dinner. Suddenly she asked me if I had ever heard of Parrots attacking ships out at sea. Duhhhhhhhh! I sat there and said....WHAT???????????????????????? Then she told me that a girl at work was telling her about her mother being on a cruise and was worried about parrots attacking her ship. hahahahahah. I sat there just starring at her. "ummmm parrots honey?????????" "yes, Grandpa! I saw that movie about the birds attacking people but never heard of parrots attacking people. I didn't know that they could fly that far out to sea to attack people on a ship." hahahahah I sat there, and finally said..."honey... are you sure she didn't say PIRATES????????????????" I then told her that they are having a big problem with PIRATES attacking ships off the west coast of Africa near Samolia and Nigeria. hahahahaha She sat there and looked at me and said....."OH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought she said
Appointed Favor
Appointed Favor Today's Scripture For we are God's handiwork, recreated in Christ Jesus, that we may do those good works which God predestined for us, taking paths which He prepared ahead of time, that we should walk in them, living the good life which He prearranged and made ready for us to live (Ephesians 2:10). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria God has already prepared paths for you to take in your future! When God laid out the plan for your life, He lined up the right people, the right circumstances, and the right breaks. In your future, Hes already released favor, supernatural opportunities, and divine connections. The breaks you need in life have already been preordained to come across your path. If you will stay in faith and go out each day and be a person of excellence, youll walk into these appointments of favor. It will be just as if you stumbled into Gods blessings! When you really understand this principal, youll begin to get excited about every single d
A Sensitive Man !
A Sensitive Man ... A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought the had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and conti
I Hate This Feeling
i hate feeling like a zombie, floating with no sense. i hate being something i'm not, pretending everything is okay. i hate not being who i am, conforming to what others want me to be. i hate not knowing where i'm at, where i'm going, who i'm with. i hate this feeling of not being free, i feel confined,constricted,bound.
For All The Dudes Who Are Confused!
Get over it!...I am a dude!......Quit checkin my profile,damnit!............Go smack your dick an move on,puh-leeze!.....Go rate another male's profile an leave me the f-alone!.....Am a ladie's man,damnit!.......lol.....Much love,muahs an thanks!
Open School Night
Ok so my ex husband just informed me that he will be bringing his whore to open school night at my sons school. I can not believe that he thinks that is by any means acceptable. She does not belong there. He is MY son not hers. I am so sick of his bullshit and game playing. I did the right thing by even telling him about it and he goes and does this shit. He is out of his fucking mind if he thinks that i am just gonna show up with a smile on my face and play nice with her. Fuck that. I am just so fucking aggrivated. He is damn ass lucky when i filed for child support thats all i wanted now fuck him i'm goin after spousal support too. What he does not realize is that i have custody of the boys and i have the ultimate say in what goes on. He will learn one day that doin shit to piss me off will only hurt him in the end. Sorry for the ranting i just had to get it out.
Survey About Me
Name:SherriBirthdate:May12,1969Birthplace:Detroit~ Grace HospitalCurrent Location:Big Rapids MiHair Color:Reddish BlondeHeight:5''8Weight:naPiercings:earsTatoos:2 one represents my son and the other a roseBoyfriend/Girlfriend:noneOverused Phraze:'' Whatever ''FAVORITESFood:pizza, taco salad, steakCandy:reeses peanut butter cupsNumber:7 and 13Color:greenAnimal:dog, frog or cat
To Do List Or Should Do List?!?!?!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Je! opardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can' t. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal favorite: "It'
A Wish
I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns pink, as the sun starts to set. We make love through the night, on that white sandy shore, then I hold you while thinking, I could want nothing more. Oh I wish I could be, in that one special place, as I lie on the ground, and I stare into space...
Problem W/ My Daughter
I am having some problems with my daughter and because of this, I will not be on much (if at all). I need to focus 100% of my time on her and get her over the problems that she is having. I may be on when she goes to school M-F, and maybe a few hours on the weekends. I cannot be forced to choose between Fubar and Autumn, so as a person who puts (real) family first, I will be leaving the Independent Family, because I cannot commit myself any longer to bombing. I hope everyone understands. Also, I hope not to be gone long, however; I'm not taking any short cuts. My daughter needs me and Fubar can wait. Take care everyone! Lee P.S. If any of you need details or have children and feel as though you can give me some helpful advise, Please feel free to text my phone if you have my number. (I know I've given it out to some of you already) Thank you so much for all of your love and support!
Please Keep Mom Helen In Your Prayers Still
KAGE & I WOULD LIKE TO TY YOU'S FOR PRAYING FOR MOM HELEN , PLEASE KEEP THEM GOIN TY LOVE CHERIE & KAGE Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Sensitivity Part Ii
Sometimes I think of the analogy of moths toward a flame...like the movie "The Others", two separate existances only sometimes made aware of the other by a medium....someone who is sensitive. And that sounds a lot more melodramatic than I am intending. After having lived in my house in Riverside for a few years, I got comfortable with being away from people, being more on my own. I was alone a lot when I was younger. But I never was fully comfy with being at home alone at night. There was no boogey man, and I knew "Nightmare on Elm Street" was a movie, but you should see where I grew up. There are no street lights, the nearest traffic signal is about 3 miles away, and we didn't have a paved road out there until about 5 or so years ago. I mean, THE STICKS! Regardless, our house was starting to settle and make weird noises. My mom and step-dad used to tell me that there was nothing there, it was just the house. Yeah freakin' right! One night, I was taking a bath. It wa
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Well today has proved to be no better than yesterday. I often wonder... How good is one person's word? I mean... who do you know to trust now a days? When someone says "I love you", how true is it? Does it depend on the person? or... how it's said? I don't understand it anymore. I truly care about a lot of people. And I will always cherish you and hold you close to my heart. I've always treated people the way I want to be treated.... Shouldn't everyone live by this rule? The world would truly be a better place for it. I'm the type of person that doesn't feel the need to be a perv to anyone. I don't go looking in your "naughty" pictures... I don't request anyone's naughty pictures. Which is why I don't understand why anyone does. I'm truly disturbed by this. Do some people not have a life outside of fubar? to lower their standards to internet "porn or naughty" pictures? I personally, have a life... I'm starting to wonder about a lot of people and things on here.... To the ones who ask m
Mumms Are Not Going Away
Okay now..everyone CAN see everybody's mumms but not necessarily on their home page. It's no big deal...want to see ALL mumms just click on "recent mumms". Ta dah! A new mumm defaults to friends. That costs $25 and means YOUR mumm will show on the home page only of your friends...only... For $5,000 fubucks it will show on everybody's home page. However, everyone can vote and comment on all mumms...they will just have to locate it. You can see ALL Mumms posted by clicking on the "Recent Mumms" link. It's that simple.
Whats Your #
LET ME GET THE NUMBER!!!!!!!!!! Name:___________ Number:_______________ Best time to call:____________ text messaging (yes or no): _________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. if you like talk to me Im 32 m from eau claire, wi. if you like to contact me via email nikkinrob2825@hotmail.com my name is rob rob
Why?
Why do people get mad at me for making my own decisions? Why do people act like I have been misinformed?! My decisions towards joining the Marine Corps were not made after some recruiters brain washed me.. I came to the decision on my own.. I even went and checked out the other branches..which they couldn't offer me what I was looking for..and that came from them... not the Marines telling me negative things about the other branches, because that did not take place at all. I am 22 years old.. and a mother.. I am adult enough to make my own decisions and don't need people constantly trying to talk down to me or second guess my choices. Especially one where it involves the future of myself and my son. This is my decision to make.. and I will make it!
Mumms
I just found out that fubar is now charging 5000 fubucks to create a global mumm. It is my opinion that this is total BS. What is the point in that? I have a feeling this site will soon be left to the wayside like so many others before it that felt the need to change when things were fine the way they were. Many of uscome here mainly for the mumms, and now they're taking that away from us. It's a crock.
I've Got A Question To All You Fubies
What the fuck is with fanning someone then adding them as a friend? I mean really now. What the fuck? Are you that fucking desperate? It's not like you do much beyond just sit there and take up space. Are you all a bunch of fucking stalkers or something? And why the hell can't any of you read profiles? Are you all really just a collection of semi-literate chimpanzees? Or maybe it's just me, I don't know. It seems like I'm one of the few people online who seems to have a working brain AND some common sense! Who knew. But really....what the fuck is up with fanning and friending someone?
I Hate Moving!!!
So, once again, I must pack up all my shit, load it in trucks and move 10 miles up the road. I'm thrilled that I will be in a bigger, much nicer place. It is just the whole angonizing process of moving that gets me. The move is 2 weeks away and I am just starting to put shit in boxes tonight. Between work, my kids, my bf, and life in general I will be hard pressed to be done in time. And, of course, I am easily sidetracked by things I would rather be doing. I know, quit whining and get it done. Easier said than done. I just can't wait for it to be over.
That Taste That I Crave
I get drunk off the sweat from your neck... Licking your passion in slow soft strokes... Finding my way in between your breasts... And between your thighs... I taste you... A sweet mer lot that I thirst for... I drink you... I feel you... I penetrate you... I kiss your lips... Then I work my way back up to your mouth... Do you taste me? Can you taste you
New Picture Effects
Hey there just thought I would share some pics I have made or others have made me but I can do as well =). If you want one just ask. Let me know what you want. So here are examples Color Change Effect Rainbow Effect Lightening Effect Heart Effect Sparkles Effect Old Time Movie Effect Fire Effect Bubbles Effect Just let me know what you would like :) Here are some newly added ones that you can pick from Water effect and halloween morph pics Water Effect Grudge Effect Pumpkin and ghost effect You don't have to do anything for me to get a picture done. I do them for the fun of it, to share with anyone. really enjoy makin them for others! If you want to do something just a few rates would be great but it isn't a must to get a picture done
Yes For Retta We Did So Do It..
WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT... WE WON RETTA'S HAPPY HOUR.. SHE JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH HER SON AND SHE SAID THANK YOU.. THANK YOU... THANK YOU...... THANK YOU TO ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT HELPED YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS TO HER... THANK YOU TO MISTER & MIZZ REBEL ALONG WTH THE CONFEDS, THANK YOU TO HER POSSE, AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO MIZZ SHADY (OKAY I ADD THAT LAST PART SORRY :-D) SHE IS SO OVERWHELMED RIGHT NOW.. WE ALL DID A GOOD THING HERE GUYS.. YES, HELL YA WE GOT IT.. THIS IS FOR REAL A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT WAS IN THIS CONTEST WITH US.. YOU PEOPLE ROCK.. YOU REALLY DO.. I'M PROUD TO PLAY THE CONTEST GAME WITH YOU ALL.. I HAVE BEEN IN SOME NASTY CONTESTS BEFORE AND THEY JUST ARENT EVEN WORTH PLAYING BUT THE GROUP OF PEOPLE WE PLAYED UP AGAINST WAS MORE THEN LAID BACK AND COOL.. THIS IS HOW FUBAR CONTESTS SHOULD BE PLAYED. RESPECT TO ALL INVAULVED. THANK YOU GUYS FOR MAKING THIS SO MUCH FUN.. (WELL AND A LITTLE STRESSFUL TOO, YOU ALL WERE DAMN GOOD PLAYERS)
Life Evolveing
LIFE DOES NOT EVOLVE AROUND ONE PERSON OR DOES IT WELL ONLY ONE KNOWS DAT ANSWER I GUESS THEY CHOOSE TO MAKE IT THAT WAY. BUT OTHERS JUST WISHED THAT LIFE WOULD GO ON............. SO HOW MANY OUT THERE KNOW WHOU LIFE SHOULD ACTULLY EVOLVE AROUND?????
Without You
My heart has been destroyed Its you I must learn to avoid You have made your choice and she will rejoice But it is I who will lose because its me you don't choose It is her you'll be with its no longer a myth to me you do not belong but my love for you remains strong I can no longer hide From these feelings inside The tears begin to fall I can't stop them at all Freely they flow I must let you go and begin to live anew in a life without you!
Lip Lovers Contest! Update!
Entry for this contest is now CLOSED. If you would like to be contacted for an opportunity in future contests, let me know! The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 5, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! Mwah! Contest Rules Clarification: The blaster mentioned in the rules, is a script that comment bombs automatically. This has nothing to do with the blasts we see on our fubar page.. those are just fine! :) Please make sure your entire face is in your photo, not just your luscious lips :D If you are interested in entering this contest please fu-mail! Your Host: drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~WSC~RL Wife to Will~@ fubar
Mel
Hi, someone clue me in and tell me what happened to the Indispensable Mel and all her Venus-y qualities? Thanks =D
And What
Today at work they anounced the winners of a 3 month long contest, there were running based on avg performance scores over the 3 months. Guess who landed on top? Yup yup, your boy Tony. I won $1,000. On top of the quarterly bonus I am getting 10/31 which figures to be $1,000+. You know when days like this come, and they are coming more and more often lately I think about all the people who have doubted me in the past, who continue to doubt me now, and who will doubt me in the future, and I can only laugh. People just love to think so very little of me and I continue to shock em when I come out on top. Everything I set my mind to I find a way to get it done. If I make a promise I keep it. But still people dont believe me, they dont believe in me. They dont have the patience, to walk with me and be there with me when I reach each new mountain top, all I can do is shake my head. It also makes me thankful for the few that have stuck around who didn't give up and run when things got tough w
Help
my life is falling apart i need some advise i cant handle anything anymore
Civ Vs Mil
Body: CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you don't get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone pi
Time To Admit It: I Need A Personality Change (its Boring)
I think it's time for me to admit it: I'm boring. That's why some people on here don't wanna talk to me that much, because my personality's extreme boring, and I need a change. I'm a type of person who don't know how to talk to people that good or carry a good conversation, that's one thing I always have a problem with. I need to change that, but I don't know where to start. Anyways, I have a lot to improve on (and yes I'm admitting it), cause my social skills are that bad. I know it's gonna take me a while to improve on that. Please give me some advice on this
Late Late
ok... it's kinda late haha almost 11am :) but i went to sleep almost at 7am ohhh but i don't complain ;) wink and the only thing i'll tell you is: swiss guys rock :P ... now i remember why i wanted to come back here hahahahahahah 8-P (B) (Y)
Time To Grow Up!!!
DANG PPL DON'T CHA THINK IT'S TIME TO FKN GROW UP ALREADY!!...THE DRAMA IS SUCH B/S AND THIS AN ADULT SITE..I MEAN COME THE FK ON MY 6 YR OLD NEICE ACTS MORE MATURE THAN SOME OF U AND U KNOW WHO U ARE SO0O DON'T BE SO0O SHOCKED THAT I'M SAYING THIS!!!! I'M SERIOUS I AIN'T EVEN SWEATIN UR CHILDISH LITTLE GAMES BUT DON'T U THINK IT'S TIME TO GROW UP!!! THIS SITE IS JUST TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW..I CAN'T HELP BUT TO LAUGH!!! OK SO I'M OUT AND SMOOCHEZZZ!!!!!!
Hells Outcasts
Hells Outcasts by Quentin Marquis Chamberlain I. Ron stormed to the far corner of the kitchen where the employee coats were stored. He grabbed a six-pack of beer and hid it beneath his jacket, which he had draped over his shoulder. The exit was much less dramatic than he had wished, but it was unwise to cause a commotion while committing a crime. Making his way down the street he could hear voices emanating from Hillsdale Cemetery. In the light of a nearly full moon he could see the group of teens laughing and carrying on while passing around a bottle. True to his misanthropic nature, he would attempt to avoid interaction with this bunch. A difficult task it being a late September night with leaves crunching underfoot with every step. Ron followed the outskirts of the cemetery until he reached the opening to a path that ran parallel to a stonewall built some century and a half ago. He strolled for about ten minutes before the temptation of that first brew beca
Strike
i think its really fucked up that we now have to pay 5000 fu-bucks just to post a mumm for all to read... i think it takes all the fun out of it. i mean, who wants to write a "friends" mumm when 80% of your friends dont EVER go into the mumms? all i can say is i am no longer writing mumms until it changes back! its bullshit and 5000 fubucks is way over priced! yes i understand that it will cut back on retarded fucking mumms, but we all know that those were the funnest one! being able to bash people and get a good laugh out of others stupidity. FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!!!
It Comes From Within.....
.....not from someone else You have that friend that is never single. They'll stay in a relationship until a new suitor comes along. Its as though they must have a partner just so they can function. Almost like they dont know life without one so instead of facing life, they'll keep one around. To them, they're happy. To us, they're miserable sacks of potatoes (the ones that will never see the joy of being loaded mashed potatoes). Actually, this sounds like someone who is addicted to a drug. The relationship is a drug and they cant get enough of it. Most of the time (97.98% of the time) they whine and complain about their partner. She'll whine about how he always forgets to feed the cat. He'll complain about how shes chews him out for not feeding the cat like she told him to. Your friend is in that relationship because it makes them happy....when in fact its the opposite. When all you do is stress out, bitch, complain, cry, argue over or with someone, how is that being happy? How
72 Things A Man Should Know About Fatherhood
1. Don't worry, your dad didn't know what he was doing, either. 2. No, no--not that Spock! 3. Second thought, maybe you should worry. 4. Never tell anybody that you and your wife are "trying." We really don't need the visual, that's why. 5. Never tell anybody where your child was conceived, how long it took, or what song was playing. 6. Do not name your baby after cities, geographical points of interest, features of the solar system, seasons, plants, animals, or current television stars. 7. Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity. For a couple of years after that, an amusement-park ride. Then, a referee. And finally, a bank. 8. If you want to subject your son to the unkindest cut, insist on a local anesthetic, since many pediatricians don't bother to use one. The anesthetic is for the kid. 9. Baby gas is lessened with a good nipple connectio
Pink Floyd
"All in all you're just a, 'nother brick in the wall."
When You Think You Have Found Someone Different....
Too often, just when you think you have found the person who was not like the rest of the regular run of the mil losers out there, they seem to turn into just that. Why is that? Why can't a person be who they are? I am exactly who I am. Is that so hard for others be the same? I never lie about who I am, my size, my faults, and my good points. I am soft hearted and good person. I care very much for everyone. Therefore I am easily hurt by lies and easily misled I guess. If you can't be honest with me, stay away.
What Kind Of Candy Are You?
Reeses Peanut Butter Cups Very popular, one of you is not enough. What Kind of Candy Are You?
My New Grandaughter
She was born Oct. 18 . At 6lbs 1on. 18 and 3/4 ins. long . She is so sweet and cute.
Not A 1-900 Number
Well the shout box is family only again. As always a small handful of people ruin it for everyone. I am silly and love to joke but there is a line and it has been crossed a bunch lately. When someone tells me I need to be pushed around more so that I respect men....I draw the line. I am not a 1-900 hundred number. I don't want to have cyber on here not my thing sorry!!! I don't get paid to do it so why would I want to. So, when I tell you I am not interested in hearing about your tool....I have seen one and basically they all look alike so get over it. There is a line of respect between being funny and having fun and being rude. This line has just been crossed by to many men on here lately. Words hurt and I was very upset by what was said to me yesterday and it wasn't just one man that said something there were many and I asked them to stop and even told them they crossed the line. What do I get in response.....hey babe take a joke. I do have a great sense of humor b
Today's Horror
It figures! I don't feel in the mood for thinking, which tends to be when I do my best thinking. Today's Horrorscope: It's a good time to sit down and rethink recent developments. Your ability to focus is strong and you ought to be able to figure out a few new angles that will make you glad you spent the time. Those who love me best (and likewise:D) know that it's over. Whatever! Don't stress. Life does go on whether you want it to or not. No more mumming about me needed (Jenni). It tends to bring the cockroaches out of the woodwork... they give me creepy crawlies (goosebumps)!:P I am out of rates for the day. I'm going to go bomb Susan now. I hope to see friends there. For all my friends... I wish you awesome weekends full of :D and love. I love you all! And remember, today's word is sucking... go do lots of it and happily!:P
Good Question Lol
Why do i miss someone I was never with? And why do I love someone Who was never mine?
More Pictures Haha
One Reason!!
this is a song i wrote a few years ago called one reason..i am in one of those thinkin moods and just thought i would put it down to see what kind of feedback i get on it cuz i love to see how people think... ONE REASON Hook: The one reason i'm here The one reason i fear In the ghetto you dont know if tomorrow will get here So I pray everyday get down on hands and knees And ask god to make this dream that i have a reality Verse 1: Have u ever been on the block, Or looked into the eye Of a mother who took a loss, watched her only son die He got killed cuz he went and hurt somebodys else's pride He could of been the next doctor savin somebody else's life In the projects its real simple u dont gotta have beef Innocent bi-standards get killed just walkin down the street Its a constant everyday stuggle, new day a new hustle Guliani the racist fucka, is makin shit tougher He dont what its like to live in one bedroom apartments Six peop
Gripin', Bitchin, And Moanin'
The following was received from a "member" who never really was a member, so I am using this as an opportunity to clarify a few things. Posted on bulletin board October 19, 2007 "i am tyered of people in conest asking me to help them and then i do of course but they want me in a group but whats the use of a group if u help them and umm get no help back no sence to it to help them i don't wanna be in a group any more they suck" My response to the bulletin: "Well did it occur to you let the group know you were entered into a contest??? Were you all ready entered into a contest before you joined a group?? Did you do everything that was required of said group- rating fanning etc?? Did you add the groups name to your profile?? Did you join multiple groups at the same time?? Did you comment bomb to "maxx out" on anyone else in the group??? Did you post a bulletin or a blog letting your friends know??? Did you absolutely max out every comment, everyday??? Did you personally co
Me In A Nutshell. (c)2007
img> Here's the blog combined with everything from last year to know everything about me. Veiw discretion advised. I grew up in a rural outskirts town in Massachusetts on Rockwell St. In Malden, Mass. on May 29, 1981. I lived in a 2 story house that my dad's father assisted in renovating in 1966.It was a big house with its causals. It haunted me alot prior to leaving for Florida in 1989, with my grandma and aunt, and my immediate family. Reasons were the weather and business opportunity. I grew up an only child and often fantasized about woman even at 7. I couldn't wait to hit puberty. I was a late bloomer, everything I did was late late. I hardly understood speech and had to take classes. I got held back in 1st grade in 1988. The teacher Ms. Maderos of Forrestdale elemantary school was very strict and I got my name written on the board more times than I should of. Now, accelerating into the 90's I had alot of bullies and my older cousin often harassed me, because I looke
Oh Thats Bs I Got Banned From The Mumms
what the hell, i post a mumm about commitment vs a benificial buddy and i got some great responses and input and some how it got flagged and i got burned and now i'm banned from the mumms what gives.... what ever happened to freedom of speech and expression not to mention this site is for adults and the mumm title was clear enough even w/o the nsfw written next to it and thats irrelevant since it shouldn't of needed it in the first place... and i only marked this nsfw so i can't get bitched at for this one either.... this ever happen to anyone else??
Abortion Facts.. Get It Right
Read this.. Let me know what you think! Define "Alive" Alive means that this being is growing, developing, maturing, and replacing its own dying cells. It means not being dead. Define "Human" Human means one of the biological beings who be-longs to the species Homo Sapiens. Such beings are unique from all other beings in that they have 46 human chromosomes in every cell. Such beings do not belong to the rabbit family, the carrot family, etc. Define "Person" Person is defined in at least a dozen different ways, according to the field or discipline in which you define it. In theology it usually means when the soul is created. In law (in the U.S.), personhood begins at birth. Other countries have ruled that it begins at different ages. In medicine and natural science, person usually means when the being is alive and complete. In philosophy it has multiple meanings and shades of meanings. We strongly suggest that no one use this term without first defining precise
I Love All My Friends, Fans & Family
I haven't been around much in last few weeks. I had to have sugery Monday and wait for the results. So my mind and life has been a lil crazy lately... I just wanted to share some mad love to all my friends, family & fans. Life is to short and you never no when it will be your last chance to tell everyone in your life how you feel.....So i just wanted to say I love you all....mwahhhhh PS Results are in Cancer Free !!!! But lets not forget about the millions of people still battling w/ cancer everyday lets keep them all in our prayers..
I Need A Break
I'll be back after i take a little break from here. I just need to re-group, get my head back on straight and make myself realize that this place is fantasy island, a place to get away to not to hang out in all day. If you need to contact me im at getaloan05@yahoo.com... I'll check it now and then... The Legend...
She Admits To Marking Pics!
She has marked some of my pics nsfw and admits to it, so make sure if you must add her to be careful. This blog got messed up so I son't want to mess with it anymore...Just make sure you get a good look at her!..:) Delialicious@ fubar/fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&i=3816276986" target=_blank> Copy of the emails exchanged: Did you forget your not on myspace? Geez...jealous Do Not Write Me Again! On 10/20/2007, deliadawn@fubar.com wrote: I would not consider your photo, safe for work or tasteful and that is the criteria On 10/20/2007, golfchick@fubar.com wrote: I didn't mark yours and I never would have! Take it out on the person that marked it..cleavage is everywhere..you gonna mark everyones? On 10/20/2007, deliadawn@fubar.com wrote: mine was a small amout of cleavage with a necklace, your whole chest is hanging out! On 10/20/2007, golfchick@fubar.com wrote: The bouncer told me the last person to view any pics that have been fl
Nice Buck
It was Oct 19th 2007...after sitting in my truck for 2 days watching it rain it finally let up. The morning proved to be very successfull for spotting deer.I saw 13 total which included 2 nice bucks. I blew a shot at a nice 3x3 and shot over his shoulder...following that i missed a doe at 20 yards then another at about 10 yards. Feeling disgusted i left my tree stand and went to Adams for lunch. That evening this big muthafucka appeared out of nowhere I had one chance at him a 30 yard shot through an opening of about 8 feet wide...i put SMACK DOWN on him....hitting him perfectly with my Carbon Express 60/75 arrow holding a muzzy 4 blade serrated edge broadhead....pretty nice buck huh
Saturday
= W o W = Two and a half hours to post my comments today ... (lol) I enjoyed making that one - although - If including the search, formatting & corrections ... -It was a 4 hour process- (hence my "subtle hint" on my on-line status) I really didn't mind at -ALL- ____________ It was Happy Hour __________ And ... I was posting most on the picture & profile! *laughs* Damn, when D I D I become such a point whore??? In any matter ... I finish in time to watch my Buckeyes go to 8 - 0 Go Buckeyes! O - H ... ___ - ___ Here's todays: (I used Baby Jesus's Pic where it WAS the persons profile I was posting on photo) Wanna Know Who's A Y o u
Lost And Broken
You had me; heart and soul. I gave you all that my heart contained to give. I loved you with all that I am and all that I will ever be. I never asked for more than you could give. I didn't question the why's, the how's or the what for's. I accepted you for who you are and loved you all the more for it. I can accept that we are over. I just can't accept how you did it and the reasons behind it. You are right..... I do deserve more. I deserve the truth and I deserve to see your eyes as you tell me. When you had me, you had all the love anyone could feel for another. You had the greatest love that life had to offer. You will not find anyone that can and will love you as I do. I told you that I would love you forever and always. That hasn't changed. It won't change. No matter where you go or what you do....I love you. Goodbye my love.
Solitude
I spent the day alone today. I went to the mall alone (yes, I met a couple people there but I was only with them for about an hour...the rest of the time I was alone). I went shopping alone. I went to a movie alone. I appreciated every minute of it, and for all that "being alone," I actually feel as though I engaged people MORE. Don't get me wrong (Shell, take a drink), if I had been with friends or my family today I would have cherished every minute of it, but I think the interaction I would have had with other people would have been so much less, and in participating in discussions with them, I may have missed this rare opportunity to take notice of the people around me. I spoke to people I may not have otherwise because I noticed things. It's almost as though I bonded with these people for a moment...no, not like DEEP bonding, I'm not that much of a freak of nature. However, for a brief instant these people and I shared little pieces of ourselves. I had a wonder
Grrr
Why is that whenever I post a blog, no one rates it but I am sure to rate everyone's when I see them come up? Feeling a little like crap here.
How To Get Refferals On Fubar - The Legit Way
Many have noticed I know how to get referrals... So you want to know how to go about getting legit referrals. First I must stress its not a walk in the park. You can't just post your referral link by itself and expect to get referral joins. You need to work and you got to work hard to get referral joins. Yes it can be time consuming but that is what work is. So Get a pen and paper and take notes as this is a lesson on how to go about getting referrals. The first thing youre going to want to do is find your referral code. Then youll want to mask/hide the referral code. You do this by finding a site who can make the long url small, I use http://surl.se/" target="_blank">http://surl.se/ Feel free to use any type of redirect site. I just mention this one. The reason you want to mask/hide your URL referral code is because sometimes people like to be jerks and just join the site without giving you credit as being the one who recommended the site to them. The second reason is
R.i.p Stacy I'll Miss You!
My best friend committed suicide this week. Its been eating away at me. I don't really know how to handle it. I'm angry that she didn't call me, I'm sad because I miss her...I'm scared because she was the only person in this world that I could talk to about shit without having to explain myself. They say if you have one great friend in life, you're blessed. She was my one great friend. The shit we went through together I couldnt have gone through alone. You will be missed Stacy...I'll always love you.... Con Tu Adios Te Llevas Mi Corazon Drop by to pay respects to heavens most beautiful angel. Stacy V ~*~Add me/Rate me Leave some comments!~*~@ fubar
What It Means To Be A Sailor
What It Means To Be A Sailor What does it mean to be a Sailor? Are we heroes? Do we go to sea to defend America? Do we abide by strict self-discipline and live by Core Values of Honor, Courage and Committment? Yes, a Sailor is all these things and more. By choosing to join the United States Navy you pledge yourself to a new way of life. At Recruit Training Command we will train, mentor, and anchor your life in the war-fighting culture of being a Sailor. This process is called Sailorization. Sailorization is a program designed to integrate Sailors into Navy life, shape their expectations for future duty assignments, and give them the tools needed for career and personal success. Those in the Sailorization process include recruiters, Recruit Division Commanders (RDCs), instructors, and officers. The leadership and staff at RTC work to provide the fleet with world-class Sailors, who possess the basic skills necessary for Naval service.
Women, Read And Be Aware
A woman at the nightclub Crobar on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims.Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used ogether with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink.The girl can't remember a thing the next morning...PROGESTEREX, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, IS SUCH THAT THE VICTIM DOESN'T CONCEIVE FROM THE RAPE and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. THE DRUGS EFFECTS ARE NOT TEMPORARY..They are PERMANENT! Progesterex was designed to sterilize ho
Lol This Is My Most Voted On Mumm!!!!
http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=222223 only 3 hours left if you haven't voted please do so Much love to you all!!!
I Have A Question. I Need An Answer.
I need an answer so if you want to leave one please do. This question deals with shaving. Should I go all bare down there or should I land strip or other? I don't know--so I thought I would ask. I don't know what guys like best (and yes I know it depends on the guy) but I would like to know what you all think would be best. So shall I shave all the way or leave some own there? Thank you for your help.
Thank You Spirit Bombers And Friends
I WANT TO THANK ALL THE SPIRIT BOMBERS IN YOUR HARD WORK AND OUR FIRST WIN IN A CONTEST, YOU ALL WORKED YOUR ASSES OFF NOW ITS TIME TO PARTY TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THANK YOU TO YOU ALSO FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK IN HELPING ME BOMB LOVE YOU ALL MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ INFARRED

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