Fubar Blog Posts 4

Passing Away
Yes the leaves are turning colors,the weather is getting cold, the deer hunters are out and most of all the holidays are coming The most joyuas time of year . Well for me at least i just wish that it would fly right by. On novemer 16 of last year i lost my best friend my biggest suport person my idol yes i am talking about the passing of my father . He passed away fighting to last days.. I have also broke up with my girlfriend. So as you can see this is going to be a tough time for me but i know that i will get through it with the help of my friends.

Cancer
It's the major C.. How do you react when someone tells you they have CANCER? Do you freak you? Do you start to cry? What emotions do you use in this case? How are you going to handle knowing that one day that person is no longer with you? Im not to sure on how or what emotions to use. Or to that fact even think. Although this person who I am talking about survied Breast Cancer, now is diagnosed with Colon Cancer. She is a stronger fighter, but how is she keeping her head up high. Knowing what she has. How do I be strong for her? What can I do? We all have a loved one or someone near and dear to our hearts who has Cancer or who has gone through it. Show your support for them.

Welcome To The Office Baby Grl
baby grl is a new nurse working at an outpatient clinic. The doctor is "showing me how things work". While we are in his office doing paperwork, he catches me bending over the desk. I feel his hand slide up my thigh and under my skirt. As I protest, he insists I need to learn how things work. I feel his fingers guide my thong to the side as he begins caressing me softly. I can't help it and I start to swell and get hot. The gentleness of his fingers brings me to life and my body instantly betrays me by responding to his probing fingers. When he feels this he slides his fingers inside of me, increasing my heat and making me catch my breath. When he asks me how I feel I can only let out a moan. "Good, " he says, as he pushes down between my shoulder blades until my breasts are touching the desk. He unbuttons my blouse and while he is massaging me, he tells me he thinks I am ready. I turn to look at him poutting wondering what he means. He explains that he is going to fuck

Thanks To All Who Serve!
While most of you are partying.... I will Be Missing My Grandfather.... He was commander of his DAV chapter. He stormed the beaches at Normandy. He was and Always will be One of My Biggest hero's... He taught Me the worth and cost of My freedom. I love you Pap!

Gonna Leave Well Enough Alone
i just cant deal with it ya know....im not even gonna try to flirt or anything...i may even make all my pics totally private. i wasnt even trying to hurt friends or even thought it would hurt me to flirt...but guess what it did.... a friend started talking to me last night....seemed so sweet (he is) and the tonight too i flirt, but he likes someone else which is cool....and i know i would never be her...try to take him away from her...but i guess i was and i hurt 2 friends. in turn it hurt me to be told i would never be better than her.....i know that....im not better than anyone....i dont try to be...never will be... and these people that post on my pics "oh your beautiful" or "pretty" "hot" whatever...look i know im not all that and all it does is hurt whoever you are with or likes you .....and hurts me cause i know im not those thing and i start to believe i am...so i flirt and get hurt or hurt others.... my heart is to fragile right now so i am protecting it now....im buildin

What Is A Man For Me
YEarNing... I yearn for a man who will leave me a love letter on my pillow... A man, who would bring me flowers when HE comes home. I yearn for a man who would enjoy a cold bath in the rain with me... A man, whom I could sip coffee with in the porch steps. I yearn for a man who would appreciate my writings and can give me a piece of His mind... A man, who would encourage and inspire me to write great stories and poems. Wanting... I want a man who will consider me not just His woman, but as His partner in life... A man, who could argue with me, and agree with me afterwards because He respects me. I want a man who could promise me something, and has the honor to keep what He has pledged me... A man, who would vow not just to me but also to himself that He will love and be faithful to only one woman. I want a man who would never raise His voice at me even when He has too much to drink or has a bad day at work... A man, who would love me still even

From A Little Man's Sad Heart.
How does a guy like me let my feelings get the best of me? Seems like here lately all the bad things have happend to me. I fall for all the wrong girls. I mean sure they say they like me only to find out they've already got someone, or just flat out loose interest in me. I really don't get this relationship game anymore. Quick story, 5yrs ago I was engaged, caught her cheating on me, we broke up after having it all planned out. Since then my life has become a living hell. I can't get into a steady relationship with anyone, and it's really beginning to bring me down to a low point in my life. I seriously need friends to be there for me. I'm not talking bout friends that just want the points and become your friend, I'm talking about the true friends on here. Sure I've made alot of contacts on here, but none actually talk to me so I can't really call them true friends. So, if any of you are true friends to me, please help me out. Help me to bring myself back up to my happy self and ou

Unfair!
wow i just got some news tonight that upsets me. my g-pa went to the dr the other day. he has been having problems for some time now and i didnt really know what was going on. you know its my g-pa of course hes getting old and i figured it was old age. the dr told him that he has lou gehrigs disease they gave him anywhere from a year to five years. i dont know how to accept this at all. my g-pa means so much to me, he has always been there for me, so now its my turn to be there for him. out of all the people in the life i always turn to him for anything. i know he loves me unconditionally and he has never judged me for anything i have ever done. i know that when its time to go theres nothing you can do im just not ready!

Friends
What can you find to your left or right? I bet you can find this before bed tonight. You can find it here and there You will find this anywhere Many of you might look at the ground But that will be the only place it's not found Have you figured it out yet? Do you know what we're talking about? Friendship is the key This is true for you and me Friends are people that can't be replaces They can take up much time and space So think about what we said to you Think about it when your feeling blue A friend will never let you down And will pick you up off the ground So look to your left and right And say hello to a new friend tonight I wrote this one when volunteering my time at a local 4-H camp. Me and a group of friends were doing something called reflections, which is where the kids get a chance to look back on the day and see what they have learned. Many kids and adults loved this. I hope that you do too.

Good Morning
Hello Spirit Bombers I have not been on much the past week, just going though some stuff and Painter has been doing everything and i want to say Thank You for That Painter, and i do miss every1 and i would like to hear from every1 more often and if u have a problem come to me so i can give Painter a break to which he so much Deserves, Every1 right now for this Weekend WE ALL should be helping Joker in Becoming GodFather And there should not be any, any contest unless u come to us first, we need to know what is going on ahead of time. Muahzzzzzzzzzz to all INFARRED

Thought For The Day Saturday 11/10/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "A light appears, and suddenly I am lifted within. Direction evades me, but the light, it gives a momentary peace I long for. For just this moment, one moment with no pain, no turmoil, no dying within I am thankful. To know peace and merely a semblance of serenity in this heart, unknown to me have these things been, it seems a lifetime. I revel in this sliver of time I am given and embrace it fully. To understand its worth to this man, others could not. My face bears witness to those scars which flow freely upon it. Their traces unseen, yet known to me. Reminded within that I am, but a man." ©2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

In Memory Of My Dad
On Thursday November 8,at 12:35pm I lost my Dad.I would just like to let all my friends know that I will be back as soon as I get my head straight and come to terms with my loss.My Dad was not only my father he was one of my dearest friends.I was with him right up until the end and I think he knew this when he opened his eyes one last time and looked at me as if to say everything was going to be ok.My Dad knew anytime he needed me I was there for him and as he took his last breath i held his hand and I think he knew I was there for him when he needed me the most. I will always love and miss you Dad. RIP Henry J Kemp,Sr. April 4,1921 - November 8,2007

Life...lol
everyone has there life.. work, home, and social... I am a very busy person. many people have said to me, why r u ignoring me..lol let me tell you all now... i dont mean to ignore anyone.. i have a LIFE.. and it doesnt mean fubar..lmao i have kids, work and school... sometimes i am here and a book is in my face, trying to get homework done at the same time..or i have kids in the shower trying to get in bed, or i am cooking dinner, or what ever.... maybe i am not a good multi-tasker..lol but please know that i dont ignore you, i just have tons going on in my REAL life.... my kids and home life come first..... muwahhh's to all who read..... lmao

Do You Remember?...
CHECK THIS OUT... "Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favourite fast food when you were growing up?" "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow." "C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?" "It was a place called 'at home,'" I explained. "Grandma cooked every day and when Grandpa got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it." By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it: Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis, set foot on a golf course, travelled out of the country or had a credit card.

My Life
Hey there all you people who take the time to read my blog, I LOVE YA! OK my blog is called cuz thats wahat I am Im told. I run hot or cold, never warm.I guess thats true. Im not real trusting of men I guess, thats why i usally quit first in a relationship. I can handle being left. To quote Marilyn Monroe" A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, she listens but doesnt believe ans she leaves before she is left." I guess thats the way it is for me. Ive got no problem finding men who want to be with me, I have a problem finding a man I want to be with. A few months ago I was dating this guy Mitch, Im recently out of a marriage, I KNEW he was gonna ask me out, Ive had a crush on him for YEARS and I found out he liked me a long time as well. He was gorgeous, funny, nice, smart, had a good job, loved his kids, was SINGLE (step up for me) and he thought I was hot, and funny and sweet. Within 3 weeks I fell for this guy. I dont fall for anyone that fast. However I got mad cuz he dont have a job

Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the i

Give A Soldier A Break....send A Card!
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to the address below. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful, special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D..C. 20307-5001 God Bless America!

All Settled In
Friday, November 2- i woke up and looked around the empty room which once held everything i owned, i got up and got the rest of my things that were there packed into a bag. i waited for my godmother to get there with her truck to help load up the big objects left. when that was all loaded up we headed down the road, my mom's soon to be ex husband didnt even say a word to me, which was fine because i didnt like him much anyways. we got to the new place and i took my last bag to my room and looked at all the boxes, i really had no idea where to put anything. so i unpacked what i wanted to keep in my room and took the rest out to the shed. i put the boxes that were left in my closet, i still havnt put everything away. that night i went to sleep easily but woke up to sirens, i remembered that i live every bit of 5 minutes from the hospital. so i had to get use to it. Saturday, November 3- i woke up to two kittens laying beside me, i got up and went into the kitchen and made some coffee,

Sunny Days
i walk along this old broken path the sun shining upon my face one last time an itch inside me tells me tells me its my time a soft summer breeze kisses my skin reminding me of the golden days when love was frail when love was blind in another time another place i dream of your face beaming from the sun the glow of perfection alone i stroll on a sunny day cause sunny days is all i have left remember what you have embrace it by the shoulders sunny days

Last Kiss
Youv'e got me standing in the cold With no pretection from anything forgetting all that I have been told Just trying to escape this numbing feeling You were the one who made my heart sore From trying so hard to fight the tension What it feels is so much more Then anything of your comprhension You did have your moment when I used to sit Waiting, waiting for you to change your ways I guess like a cangle you one had me lit But I had to extinquish your stifeling blaze Because something has changed, I realize After the way you treated me Your once so brilliant, and now blank eyes Looking in them, let me see I Thought I knew it, but I didnt know it and it took me a lot of consentration Untill I could see that I was a poet And you were giving me false inspiration And you never did like me for me And you could never see anything past my skin In the end it took the blind one to see That you had no real beauty resigning within In your defence, I will admit I

Desire
Desire My skin craves your touch My body yearns to be near yours Close...is not close enough A desire so great it cannot be contained An electricity... A connection... A physical wanting... words can't express Souls that collide to become one An attraction beyond all time and reality

Joke De Jour
Standardising the language. Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study to look at ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments. European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult, for example, cough, plough, rough, through, and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of changes to iron out these anomalies. The programme would, of course, be administered by a committee staff at top level by articipating nations. In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly sivil servants in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter. Ther

I Wonder Post Follow Up
I was right, those who I had hoped would step up did not. I shouldn't have placed faith on it. i had a few call from wekk wishers and breakfast out with the family but for the most part am celebrating it alone. However, one of you did offer to treat me like a Princess tonight and because of my blahness I asked for a raincheck. Kisses, you are a sweetheart, you know who you are.. Guess it's me and FUBAR tonight..

"walking Turkey Or Walking Turkey"
i'm a whacked out poet,if you didn't know it.i wrote this pokin a lil fun at all my relatives for that always fucked up and hilarious get together w/my relatives,called THANKSGIVING..roflmfao ............................................... "WALKING TURKEY,OR TALKING TURKEY?" THIS STORY FOR YOU,THIS TALE I RELATE; I BELIEVE ITS NOVEMBER,22 IS THE DATE. FROZEN IT COMES,STRAIGHT FROM THE STORE; YOU'D BETTER BE SURE,IT WEIGHS 20LBS. OR MORE. INTO THE OVEN ,THE BIG BIRD GOES; WATCHING THE TIMER,TO SEE WHAT IT SHOWS. SOMETIMES YOU MAY THINK,I'M A CRAZY OLE NUT; BUT YOU ARE THE ONE,THAT STUCK THAT THING IN ITS BUTT. HOURS AND HOURS,...SLOWLY GO BY; MY NIECE IN THE KITCHEN,MAKING TATERS AND PIE. COME ALL YOU PEOPLE,SIT DOWN AND LETS EAT; YOU PLACE THE GOLDEN BIRD,IN THE CENTER TO GREET. MY BROTHER GRABS THE KNIFE,TO CUT A BIG SLICE; GRANDMA WILL SAY,"THAT TURKEY LOOKS NICE". WHAT WAS THAT SOUND,ALL OF YOU HEARD? COULD HAVE COME,FROM THAT BROWN BIRD?

I Am This Girl!!!!!!
Subject I AM that girl!! Body: *Im the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy , but because I want to be closer to you... *Im the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturaunt... *Im the girl who says "ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... *Im the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... *Im the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... *Im the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it, and even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. *Im the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... *Im the girl who you can talk to about anything... *Im the girl who laughs at your jokes... *Im the girl who will brag about you to al

Request To Santa
Dear Santa, I haven’t written to you in a while. Well, years actually. It’s not because I didn’t think about you but I thought you’d be busy with all the children in the world. As an adult, I didn’t want to bother you.... Oh and by the way, thank you for the doll when I was five. It was just what I wanted. Anyway, lately I’ve been feeling a little neglected. I know you’re busy and I know you probably don’t think adults need you as much, but, well, Santa, I do. For a long time now, there has been something that I really want. Something important enough that I’ve finally sat down and decided to write my Christmas letter to you. I hope you can get this. It’s not a doll. It’s not a bike. Nothing your elves can probably help you with. No, Santa, what I want is special. Here goes... Santa, I want a lover. A hot, sensual lover who will make love to me all night long, never get tired and be concerned about my pleasure first and his second. I know this is an unusual request, so I’m pre

Her Best Friends Son....
HER BEST FRIENDS SON It's summer time.. the ladies are out at the club dancing.. drinking.. reminiscing.. Brandy decides to invite Kimberly out for the weekend. They haven't spent much time together in the last couple of years.. it will be fun.. Kimberly remembers Brandy has a son ... a gorgeous son named Grady... she decides to except the offer.. thinking about his dark hair.. his lean body.. she has to see if he has grown into a man.. she remembers him from before.... it is only Saturday night and she has to think about him for 5 more days.. the night is hot and she is drinking her sex on the beach and sucking on the straw like it is Grady's cock... licking the straw up and down.. imagining him as a man... it has been more than a year since she has secretly seen him.. she just can't wait... Thursday comes and she is in a panic.. does she have the right clothes on.. is she skinny enough.. does she look to old.. what if he doesn't look at her like that anymore.. see long ago he

The Darkness Inside
Here I sit as an empty shell, of a man that I used to be Now my life has turned to hell, and my soul breaths misery A dark black cloud hangs overhead, and a cold rain consumes my soul My body is alive but my soul is dead, and so shattered It can never be whole I sit in shadows and veiled in tears, my world so silent alone and cold Memories of good times and wasted years, I feel so withered broken and old There is no helping hand or guiding light, to pull me from my own dark despair I am like the blind with no chance of sight ,and I am broken beyond all repair I hope that one day the sun shall rise ,and bring an end to this endless night But now I am alone with only my cries, and all my wrongs I can not make right.

Thoughts
1. What have I received from what I have given ? 2. Can you truly say \"Gratitude and thanksgiving are my way of life\" ? 3. Gratitude is the substance of a heart ready to show appreciation & thankfulness. 4. What you focus on is what happens in your life. 5. When you help other\'s,you go outside yourself. 6. When you change your perspective,you change your life. 7. You cannot express what you are not, it is not congruent. 8. Change your thoughts and you change your actions. 9. Values are like finger prints, you leave them on everything. 10. A goal is a dream with a deadline. 11. They may forget what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel. 12. Our thoughts create our reality. 13. You gotta let your heart be broken by what breaks God\'s heart. emotion is the end result of a feeling, Feeling is defined as a partly mental, partly physical response marked by .... pleasure,pain

Server Blocking
ok where do i start grrrrrrrr.... well to start with we have found out that fubar well it was cherrytap at the time have blocked the optus server as someone from Australia caused alot of problems for the site... the only problem is that half our country uses that server thus the rest of us are having problems even getting to the site to sign up it actually took me 3wks to sign up on this site and ive had problems since... i have to sit and turn my modem off and on till i get an ip address that gets through the server blocking and that can take hours even days... i have sent many emails to the site about it spoken to them in the support lounge, even private messaged bouncers that are ment to know about it and recieved nothing back... i have many friends that ive invited that can not get to the site at all... there is also another member that hasnt been able to get on in 2wks he changed his net speed which then put him on the optus server (the one thats blocked) and now hes not been abl

Anti-drugs Rabbit
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, p

Who Said God Doesnt Have A Twisted Sence Of Humor.
so i did the myspace and found a couple crazy ass people. so my friend steph invited me here and its great. ( iv meet one that might be nutty but i like her) but i didnt think i would find another me. but i did and every thing she types draws me closer to her.if she was down the street from me i would woo her till she said yes, i made this known to her and she says the same thing about me. shes not down the street. shes not in another state,but rather the other side of the danm globe. and just as shes got me on lock down she takes atrip leaving me lonely and lost. i found the girl that best fits me and yet is so far out of reach. is this gods way of telling me to lower my standders and settle for what i can get closer to me? is he telling me im not so danm uniquic that chicks should try to get to know me?have i tried too hard, just to find that my kinda girl is not likely to just show up on my doorstep? i need to think this one out. if you think you have a salution to my quary just hit

My Own Stupidity, Or My Desire 2 B Loved..idk Which
WELL BOYS AND GIRLS IT SEEMS I'VE DONE IT AGAIN, ALLOWED MY HEART TO OVER RIDE MY BRAIN AND AS A RESULT ITS NOT PRETTY, SO THE NEXT QUESTION IS THIS DO I GIVE UP ON LOVE ENITRELY AND SAVE MYSELF FROM THE HURT OR NOT? GIVE ME YOUR OPINIONS! THANKS GUYS FOR LOOKIN OUT 4 ME

Written By A Good Friend Of Mine
I would open the champagne and make a toast Take a drink then pull you close I'd close my eyes then and kiss your lips I'd caresse and rub your sexy hips I'd pull you close so I could fell your body heat I'd kiss your neck, till your body got weak. I'd kiss from your neck down to your chest I'd unbutton your shirt to free your breast I will kiss and like your nipples and flick them with my tongue At the same time, I'll be fingering you, feeling your hot wet cum. I go back to kissing your lips, as I slide you pants to the floor Then I'll slide off your panties, and rub you down there till you're begging for more. I'd lay you down on the bed, and start kissing you more I start kissing down your body till you can't stand anymore You push my head down to where we both wanted it to be I lick and suck till you start scream, I keep going cause you taste so goo d to me You wrap your legs around my head as I'm sucking your clit I reach up with both my hands a

Kiss Of The Soul
Walking in the shadows In the midst of the unkown Lost in the moment Looking, but never finding Is there someone out there Who can fix this broken me Tame this wild animal Hidden deep within my soul Caged and waiting For Him to release me Bring my darkness to light For He will have my all my heart, my servitude Anything He desires

I Dont Know
why i am the one at the end of the night... all alone... why one side of my bed.. is always cold.... why cant anyone .. want just me... why im not good enough... i am me i know i am beautiful... but why cant i just belive it.. why do all women need a man to jusify themselves? i lost one of my best friends and my heart is empty i have expected breaking his heart and feel proud of it for standing up for myself which is good but why does everyone see it as good... it is but its bad ... i lost one of my loves on of my pieces of my soul but i stood up for myself something i wish inever had to do.... god i wish u all read this i need help .. im drowning say something anything please......

Moving Soon!!
Well, we have been house hunting for a while. Finally we found a place my hubby and I agree on. I want to live in a neighborhood and he wants to live as far away from civilization as possible. LOL! We looked at a house this weekend. It is gorgeous! The place has 4 bedrooms, 3 and 1/2 baths, and a fabulous kitchen and foyer! Plus, a huge yard and it is brick all over. One bedroom will be my office! Yes! I was afraid it would be way out of our budget, but since it is owner financing, we can swing it! Wooohoo! We made an offer, and they said we would talk things over Monday and get the paper work started. Hopefully all will go smoothly! Wish us luck!

I Can't Believe This!
It's hot! It's chocolaty! It's nutritious! Here's the scoop, now go ask your friendly grocer to start stocking it. "The creamy hot cereal with the cocoa treat!" CoCo Wheats was introduced in 1930 with the belief that hot cereal could taste good, and be good for you. Kids love the warm cocoa taste and moms love the fortified nutrition. -CoCo Wheats is now enriched with calcium, something both kids and adults need for a healthy body. -Easy to make -- takes just 1-1/2 minutes on the stovetop or in the microwave -Enriched with calcium, plus 7 vitamins and iron -Made with wheat farina and pure breakfast cocoa -No added salt or sugar -Great for breakfast or snacktime

A Year And A Half
it's been almost 2 years since the wife had her anurism... things are so different right now i dont know if things will ever get back to what we had. I miss having My submissive, my slut, and my plaything to use as i want. if anyone who reads this can help me figure out how to deal please message me.

Master...........
"Then the first thing you must do is bare your tight tush and bend over with your legs spread," her Master had said to her as soon as he came into the bedroom. She wanted to get her punishment over with as soon as possible for her master had told her sternly not to touch his precious crop, ever. Embarrassed and ashamed she complied with her Master's demand. She had worn only her shorts and t-top to work out at the Gym. She pulled her shorts down off her bottom to her knees then stepped out of each leg carefully. Her face was blushing all colors of red, she knew in a few moments that her bottom would be blushing the same as her face as soon as her Master's crop slashed at her naked bottom. She thought to herself that all she had done was touch his precious crop, she knew her Master's warning that his crop was for his hands only, but she had just wanted to feel one of her Master's instruments of punishment with her finger tips. She bent over and grasped her ankles awaiting the fi

What Is A Vet?
WHAT IS A VET? Some veterans bear visible signs of their service: a missing limb, a jagged scar, a certain look in the eye. Others may carry the evidence inside them: a pin holding a bone together, a piece of shrapnel in the leg - or perhaps another sort of inner steel: the soul's ally forged in the refinery of adversity. Except in parades, however, the men and women who have kept America safe wear no badge or emblem. You can't tell a vet just by looking. What is a Vet? He is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personnel carriers didn't run out of fuel. He is the barroom loudmouth, dumber than five wooden planks, whose overgrown frat-boy behavior is outweighed a hundred times in the cosmic scales by four hours of exquisite bravery near the 38th parallel. She or he - is the nurse who fought against futility and went to sleep sobbing every night for two solid years in Da Nang. He is the POW who

Sunday Morning!
This is the fist time I have been online all weekend. I stayed off so my neck could rest. It is not hurting near as bad as it was Friday! It is getting better and it makes me happy. Yesterday, I got up and went to the hardware store with Peter. We started to leave and Christopher who was only in boxers came running out of the house with his clothes said he wanted to go with us. So he gets in the car practically naked and he gets dressed in the car. I wanted to go to the hardware store because this is not your typical "man" store, they have lots of decorations and things for your kitchen. They have all the cute Christmas decorations out and it was all 20% off yesterday. I got a snowman nativity and a cute snowman that stands or squats. Very cute. The main reason we went there though was not for decorations, it was for paint! Yes....more paint. We picked out a nice blue for the trim. It goes well with the other colors and will look so much better then PURPLE! The new c

Daddy's Pride And Joy!
Daddy's Pride and Joy! Dude how the fuck can you do this Rape your daughter then seal it with a kiss You dumb sick bastard it's your daughter She's not your fucking peice to destroy and barter Go get a hooker, or better yet fuck your wife! Leave your kids alone because your cock is now a knife It's bad enough that your fucked up Look around your suppose to be the grownup! Beautiful darling child on the outside we see In your dungeon, a child on her knees Giving you sexual pleasures cause your king of your roost Thrusting your poison, sickness you boost One day the truth will finally be Revenge she will seek, hopefully court you will see When they lock you up, that still won't be fair The child you killed, with shameless colored hair!

Salute Thee
This weekend, it is time to say thank you to our veterans. There are numerous opportunities to do so, starting this morning . More programs and parades are planned Sunday, which is actually Veterans Day. The holiday for most schools and government offices is Monday. We sense that Veterans Day is getting more attention now than it has in years past. Why? Perhaps because we are losing World War II veterans at such a rate that within a few years, there won't be many left to honor. Perhaps because of the alarming reports that many Iraq war veterans are struggling to get the medical treatment and services they deserve. Perhaps because of the troubling number of vets who are homeless. Whatever the reason, we're pleased to see Veterans Day regain significance. People do not have to attend an event to acknowledge a veteran. It can be as simple as saying to a family member, friend or neighbor: Thank you. Thank you for serving our country and protecting our freedoms. As A Veteran Myself I say yo

Sex
I went out to the bar last night and got trashed with some friends. It was my best buds birthday this week, so I had to treat him right and get him shitfaced. Ah, it was great!! But, why is it that when I don't want sex, the women are all over me? I mean, first it was a REALLY drunk chick..that's pretty standard, happens all the time. The girl who is completely transfixed by every word you say, no matter how mundane. She gets closer and closer, angling her head up for a kiss with every syllable, I could get drunk off the fumes. I quickly do a sidestep, and she falls face-first on the floor. Thats the signal for her girlfriends to come "rescue" her because she's too drunk. Good, I didn't want to deal with her anyway. Next off is the friend of the friend. The girl who I see every now and again and my friend's house, so she thinks that gives her the right to pretend she knows me. She loudly proclaims "I would NEVER sleep with you!!" randomly, without provocation. I swear, it gets t

11-11-07
Almost any request you make today should get a great response -- so keep them reasonable! It's a great time for socializing with people you don't know very well yet but would like to bring closer. ********************************************************************************** I REQUEST THAT YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!

Unfound Friend!!
If I could have just one wish, as of this moment, (and of course aside from the obvious), I just want one, count it, ONE, friend that wants to be in my life. One who won't betray me, stab me in the back, fall of the face of the earth when in a relationship. For I want one to be active in my life. I'm not saying everyday call me me or anything of the nature. Just every now and then, say HI! Not just when they need someone to vent to, or cry to, but in good times as well as the bad. It's just so hard to find real people, ones who aren't wolves in sheeps clothing. Someone who believes in what they say, and they're actions speak louder than there words can describe. I continue my search for you, my friend. Your out there, just waiting to be discovered. You deserve one such as myself, who is real, kind, very careing, and true to myself as well as others. Please don't give up on me, I shall find you....

Im Here
just to let people know whats going on with me well i am at school doing good in classes and stuff already 37% complete thats lots when it comes to cna i miss being home and being wiht my family and all but this is good for me please dont forget me ill try and get on more and more so i can keep in contact mom i love you i know u reading this umean lots to me

Riding
Well its Sunday, pretty good day, good weekend Bryan went on his overnight trip( on Friday), had a good time. He is doing good. I got a lot of things done I needed to do. Then today took it easy went for a bike ride by myself, which was so good cleared my head and made me feel free!!!! The Ralph and I went for a short ride. We both needed gas. The saddle bags looks great on my bike. There is a pic of them in my pics. My life is coming together again. I keep getting toads, looking for my prince on his shinning bike to come take me away LOL!!!!!!MUah!!

Today.
I went to McDonalds earlier, and decided to take a nap after I finished gorging on the glorious food. As usual, my dreams were straight from, well, don't know. This one, well, not so sure exactly where it started at. I was taking a road trip with a bunch of people... pulled over at a gas station somewhere in Maryland. I think. We're all waiting around for whatever reason, and this group of people comes up to my car asking if I could lend them my cell phone. Sure, why not. SO I hand it over. Next thing I know, everyone is angry and decides to go inside the store. So I walk inside, and I'm looking for these people with my phone. Then it starts raining outside. I'm talking about biblical type rain. Terrific. The car windows are open. So I go through the front door to get to my car real fast... It's not out there. WTF? So I run over... somewhere, and I'm suddenly in this massive garage. My friend moved my car for me. Sweet. This group of people walks past me and hands me my c

So Many Tears..
There are so many tears that you can shead.. Before you fall apart completly... Night after night.. Day after day.. Wondering why it has it has be like this.. Watching the tears fall down your face.. Breaks my heart into a million pieces.. Wondering how to make the pain stop.. Wondering what I can do to help.. All I can do is give you advise.. To what I think is the best thing to do.. Always know I will be here for you.. To help you threw this difficult time.. To wipe those tears away.. You mean the world to me.. Know that I will love you forever..

The Dairy Of A Part Time Father.
As you may have been able to tell, I am a part time father. All through the United States fathers are losing more rights to be with their children. I am one of the lucky ones, I am able to have joint legal and physical custody of my son. He stays with me every other week, but a lot of great dads only have visitation rights. These fathers see there children every other weekend of less. Now these are not the fathers you see on television that owe thousands of dollars in child support or the fathers you hear about that would rather go out and party then be with their kid(s). I am talking about the fathers, that would do anything for their kid(s), the fathers that sit at home and wonder why they are being punished and not being allowed to see their children, the fathers that pay their child support on time every month, the fathers that put their life on hold, do not date, and wait for the phone call from their kid(s) saying "hi daddy, I love you." What I want to know is when did

Love Doesn't Exist...
My gf moved here from Ohio to be with me and she left me last week. Yes, I have issues that need to be addressed, but so does she! Ok, I am getting help. I am working things out, but she STILL doesn't want anything to do with me! I am NOT her past! Guys fucked her over badly and I am NOT one of them! Dammit, I love her and she won't support me in my help and recovery! She is gone and I hate love. It doesn't exist. I tried many times and failed...and Lisa was the best thing that ever happened to me...and she is gone. I give up. I wil be single the rest of my life...me and my cats and ferrets...that's it. Great life huh? Whatever!

Women And Strengh
Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it go and love you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know - she's got the car, the house, the clothes - might be heartbreakingly lonely. So, love you. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself, "I am too blessed to be stressed." Be blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world."

A Big Decision
its been a long while since i last posted one of these. a lot has happened to me these last few months, and i do mean alot! to those close to me i appologize. as of a month ago i decided i will be heading to iraq and afghanistan. yeah i know stupid huh. keep reading as i will get to reasons as to why i wont be going over as a soldier (i wish cause they get to kill). i will be heading over as a non combatant. a combat photographer. i have decided that i need to do this. thats right. i will be the guy you see on the news running around behind the soldiers snapping pictures of them in action. i have many friends that are serving over there, and have even had a few that have been killed by ied's (roadside bombs). when i talk to them they seem very distant eomtionally. disconnected is a better word. they live under highly stressful situations and some have even told me that friends they grew up with have stopped talking to them since they went overseas. ot only do they have to fight battles

Reach
Life is to short for I wish I would've, When all the time you knew you could've. Been anything you wanted to be, Went to all the places you wanted to see. If you'd just followed out your dreams, 'Cause it's not hard as it seems. Just take a deep breath and reach for the stars, Why settle for less reach for Mars. 'Cause when you're older and think about the fun, You'll tell your grandkids "Guess what I've done." I've completed everything I wanted in life, Reached all my dreams and came out alright. And I feel so good I've done these things, 'Cause nothing feels better than reaching a dream. Don't limit yourself when you grow up, Life is not so boring as an adult. 'Cause when you reach and accomplish your dreams, Everyday of your life will feel like your teens.

Life
life is full of suprises, u never know what is going to happen until it is to late, life is just one big rollarcoaster ride with no end the only way off is death, and no one really wants that. but you live and learn and hopefully don't make the same mistakes twice. one peice of advice is listen to your gut it normally don't steer you wrong, and if they do you obviousley you wern't listeneing right. well that is life and it must go on

Someone Tell Me Why?
What is it in life that they are givers and takers? I give and i give and i dont ask much in return!!!! People take me forgranted Dont get me wrong i do get tired of it!! But i still try.... I dont know why but i do..... I am at the end of my FUCKING rope One man can only take so much!!!! And i cant take no more!!!! Not saying i am perfect...... But i try to be..... Everyone knows me knows that i will help Walk to hell and back with most people.....Most not all Everyone should help the ones that help them!!! But i guess that is just not going to

Adult Games - Chapter 2 , If Ya Care To Read It ...might Be Nsfw So Be Careful!!!
As I stand my knees go weak as you kiss me until my nerve endings are on fire, I want to drown in the way you surround me as you take my clothes off me kissing as you go, you then lay me down on the bed. Your hands run unchecked all over my body, learning every curve and hollow. You start kissing my neck and work slowly down my chest , going to each side to leave kisses on each of my breasts. Your tounge darting to each peak, teasing me until I can't stand it. I arch my back trying to get closer to you, but you keep moving further away. Your breath is hot on my skin, goosebumps cover my bare skin as you get closer to it. Your hands slide down my sides, working down to my knees as you slide to the inside of my thighs. They move closer to my center, but not quite touching yet. You start kissing down my stomach, working closer to where your hands are, my back arches high and my knees part hoping to feel you touch me. You move to place your body between my legs and run

The Nitty Gritty
We've stated that I am a vampyre. We've stated that there are different types...and such. We've also stated that there is a difference between the spelling. Awakening. I went through what is called an "Awakening." It is a process that can be thought of as a second puberty...and it usually happens around 14-15 years old. Usually. It depends on the person. A person can go their whole lives and never awaken. We come to the realization of what we are and we learn from it because thats all we can do. Be it blood or psychic energy, its all the same. There is life in blood. Without it, you die. It carries the important things to where they need to go. It knows your body. Psychic energy holds the imprints of life. People you interact with on a daily basis, memories, places you go, your friends, desires, hopes and dreams. When you feed, you are taking a part of that person into yourself. There is a trust there that needs to be established. One, that they won't go and run a

Fubar
Fuck I really hate this fucking site. The fucking men are fucking dogs and dont know how to treat a girl. And the fucking women are NUTS!.. I really dont think i have a good enough reason to be on this damn site any more. Im just really fucking agitated right now, and i dont think there is one decent person that is on right now that i can fucking talk to.. fuck fuck fuck...i hate being an angry girl..men look at me like AHH!!! not to mention the jealousy ..i was never jealous in my life...and now i am..where the fuck did this come from.. someone come fucking shoot me.

Scrolling
Was it the words that made me think about him all night or was it the smile that he brought to my face when I saw the E- Mail message that seem to shine so bright. Yes I feel so confused, How could it be? He stole my Heart away with the stroke of his computer keys. We chat, we talk its just not the same, there should be no reason I get so excited when I see his chat name. We are in a private room, designed for two, sometimes I think they designed one especially for me and you. We are chatting for hours when I realize, oops, I'm on the computer, I was lost there for a while, but His words they really make me smile. Communications is the key to unlock my heart, It's funny the computer has enable to get thus far. Cyber space is strange and that is true, But guess what - It Scrolled My Heart a Road Directly to you

My Ode To Strippers - Potentially Nsfw!
T’was the night after payday, When all throught the house The creatures were stirring, looking for mouse The pasties were hung from the titties with care, In hopes that big tippers soon would be there. The patrons were nestled all snug in their chairs, While visions of g-strings danced in their heads; Me in my leather, happy and cheer Had just settled down for a ten dollar beer, When out on the stage there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter. Away to the stage I flew like a flash, Ripped open my wallet and pulled out some cash. The spotlight above illuminates below Show silicone objects for us to behold, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature limo, and eight shapely round rears, With a flashy old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Pimp Nick. More rapid than eagles his dancers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, DONNA! now,

To Everybody..................that Lies,plays N Hurts Others........
QUIT PLAYIN YOUR GAMES, QUIT HURTING EACH OTHER....... WHAT WOULD IT HURT TO JUST BE HONEST, LOVING AND NOT PLAY WITH ANOTHER PERSONS EMOTIONS, HEART OR MIND? YOU'D ACTUALLY GAIN SOMETHING FROM BEING DESCENT TO OTHERS, A FUCKIN HEART!............ GOD BLESS & BE WELL.

Wiccan Angel
(This was written by my good friend Nathan aka Shadow_of_God.. it was so good and so beautiful.. that I had to share it.) The Quiet enhanced the senses of the 6 in the room, they could hear, see, feel, smell, and taste better than ever, The silence soon after followed and off in the distance they could hear wut seemed to be a slight slurping sound, the followed the noise drawing closer to it, through the bushes they could see a figure on the ground, then with a small movement they noticed it was in fact not one figure but two, one lying on the ground the other hunched over, Suddenly one of the members stepped on a twig and *Snap* it broke alerting the figure, it rose and stared at the 6 new meals it had in front of it. From above the figure and out of the sky 4 others landed and gave Chase, one by one the members were ambushed by one of these strange creatures until only one still lived. For wut no one knew was that this one was in control of these Creatures, she was the Wiccan

With Friends Like These......
I now know why I spend all my time on the internet. I have some of the shittiest real life friends alive ever. My friend Al, decided to come over last night and set up a network so me and my roomies can all surf the net.What he did instead was fuck up my modem and none of us could do shit about it. Well, there isnt a mess he could have done that I couldnt fix. Then I shall go on to my friends Chaz and Gail.They recently celebrated their 5 year anniversary together.....by going out and smoking some crystal meth.Then they proceed to try and talk me into having a threesome with them which I couldnt have turned down fast enough.I would have been severly sick in the head if I went for it. Then there is my friend Steve,whom I have known almost 20 years.We were musical partners in crime,making some great music and whatnot.Nowadays he would rather sit at home and put various drugs in his body and killing whatever sanity and talent he ever had. Personally, Im glad for my friends

Enough
J'ai été ainsi patient pour savoir le résultat, les mots vous disiez toujours la répétition dans ma tête. Mais maintenant je biseaute crois que ce que vous dites pour aucun effort a été fait à la fin du jour. Son tout ou rien comme je disais dès le début, maintenant le temps n'est venu pour que nous partie, après que toute cette merde vous reste à mon coeur.

Did Ya Miss Me ?
Well it has been 2 months and things are still crazy and a mess but I need the pc back so here i am yet again only this time I have a plan . Yes i said a plan (((Start Shaking in your boots))) . I came to a conclusion in six months if things are not better financially ....well... I am gonna sell house and move back towards Indiana till the economy here on east coast is alittle better . My mom found out today my plans and she got pretty upset but I have to do what I have to do for my family . Since I have been gone not to much has really changed . But I did finally quit smoking and I didn't kill anyone in that process(So far)!! I do feel better . This is gonna be a crazy six months and in all honesty I am hopefull that something wonderful happens financially so I don't have to move . Win the Powerball!! LMAO Okay I am shutting up y'all drop me a line and say hi ~~Laters~ Lill ~~

Making Comments And Respecting Others
As some of you all know I do make comments about women being good looking or gorgeous or something positive and never negative and I do read a profile and if I see that the person is married or in a relationship than I respect that but what gets me a bit P. O'ed here is when some guy, like the one that I did have on my friends list that I added earlier here, immediately after adding them go to my girlfriends pic in my pics and make the comment that she is hot, which I agreed to but when I left him a commment back saying that she's my girlfriend and that the only way for him and I to get along is to respect that, he sends me a comment back saying that I need to get a f*cking grip! :-o Excuse me, but I don't need to do any such thing and I'll say it right now, if I can respect women when they are in a relationship or married than it's no different for other guys to do the same damn thing and if people DON'T or CAN'T do that then those people that don't won't be on my friends list here, i

Friends Without Faces
We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens, We all have to wonder, what this possibly means. With our mouse we roam, through the rooms in a maze, Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes, Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name, We want recognition, but it is always the same. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirt, In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - but - why we don't know, But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, we can be so bold, Telling our secrets, that have never been told. Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind, With those we can't see, as though we were blind. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell. We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell "real" people, but tell someone we must, So we turn to the 'puter, and t

Series Of My Own Part 1
ok so i decided to open up a bit and put myself out there ... damn this is scary. *takes a deep breath* but here are a couple poems i wrote looooooong time ago. enjoy? Ami Ami sat waiting. Waiting for someone to care. Someone who would never come, and who would never care. She spent all of her time just waiting. Never understanding why. Just waiting

Rain
another passing night my rain isnt there i stand outside hands towards the sky begging pleading where is my rain i know she will come when where soon i hope rain saves my soul frees my mind grows my love it hasnt rained in many a day when will she come soon i hope i lay upon the ground gazing at the stars sleeping dreaming a drop of rain another day saved another day of hope

Your Guardian Angel
A wonderful friend had me to listen to this song and it makes me cry. Thought I would share a great song with my friends. Your Guardian Angel When I see your smile Tears roll down my face I can't replace And now that I'm strong I have figured out How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul And I know I'll find deep inside me, I can be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up with you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven It's ok, It's ok, It's ok Seasons are changing and waves are crashing And stars are falling all for us Days grow longer and nights grow shorter I can show you I'll be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up with you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven Cause you're my You're my My true love My whole heart Please don't throw that away Cause I'm here, for you Please don't walk away and Please tell me y

If I Ruled The Universe
If I Ruled the Universe First, I'd make everyone dress up like pirates or ninjas (because pirates and ninjas rule so much), and I'd have robots do everything (except for the work my slaves do; they'll be doing something pointless like trying to save the whales or something to that effect to keep them busy). Then I'd put all nuclear waste in Alabama (since the water there is already contaminated; how else can you explain all the birth defects? Inbreeding? Oh wait.. nevermind). Then I'd pass a law that made it mandatory for everyone to vote for me in every election (so I'd always win, bwahaha). They could, however, vote for someone else, as long as I knew who it was so I could bribe them ahead of time. Every once in a while I might fix the votes so it looked like it was a close election, but then I'd always win (because I'd pass a law saying so) to give people false hopes. Next, I'd take all the toys and candy in the world and put it in my pure ivory palace (I don't know what

Stop And Stare
This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us It's time to make our move, I'm shakin off the rust I've got my heart set on anywhere but here I'm staring down myself, counting up the years Steady hands, just take the wheel... And every glance is killing me Time to make one last appeal... for the life I lead Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be, oh Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, can u see what I see They're tryin to come back, all my senses push Un-tie the weight bags, I never thought I could... Steady feet, don't fail me now Gonna run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out And I'm standing down... [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com] Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah

I Pay My Money!
When they came up with the spam trap shit, I then took 15 dollars a month and pay for a VIC/VIP... In order to be able to leave the comments I make every morning, to all my friends. Without having to type or change my comments. And now I am told I am confused... Give me a break!!! It has worked for the past several months for me. But now if I rate, comment, fan, gift, or even navigate to another page, BAMMM. There the fucker is. Well I for one am tired of this shit. I am disabled and live on a limited income. So therefore can not afford to waste my money. I have a photobucket account that is free, I can store all the pics there I want to. If I cant be treated like a grown up I refuse to act like one. Just Meee

Magic
I move my hand up your inner thigh, higher than higher yet till i hear her moan my name, she arches her back and makes her breasts and nipples. thrust out so hard and firm, nipples as hard as diamonds, wanted to be sucked and chewed which i gladly do, she moans, again and begs me to touch her wetness, i kiss her hard as i slide a finger easily into her. tongue against tongue like savages we suck and bite. each others mouths, she reaches down and takes my hand and pushes it hard against her wetness and my fingers disappear into her like a wonderful magic.

Crazy Women
People I have talked to long enough will remember Kath. For those who don't, Kath was the one who kept disappearing. First it was the police ordering her to disappear lol. Then it was she was sick from the silicone in her body, from a dental screwup. Of course later she told me there was someone else. Anyway... last night she decides to IM me... needed to clear her mind. Tells me she has been married all this time.. seperated.. but married. Why bother telling me now lol? It's been ummm 8 months since our last date. You know, it didn't bother me, or surprise me at all. I have no feelings but pity for her. I just told her it was typical of her and that I tend to go for the crazy women. She asked if I was saying she was crazy. I said Yep :) Kath is the past... and I'm glad she is.

My High Blood Pressure
I have high blood pressure and I'm taking 3 different pills for it . But 1 of my meds makes me sleepy , so I need to take a nap about every day. I take my pills in the morning as directed but it sucks trying to wake up and getting right back sleepy again.

Hillary's Ancestry
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: 'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.' Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch: 'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with t

The Gift
How long I have loved you, with all that I am, you stand beside me, you show me you care, when I'm alone, I just close my eyes, when the pain sets in, then you cross my mind, it helps just to know you, your locked safe in my heart, deep in my soul, your love is The Gift SeetherThe GiftMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

General Survey
Name? .......... here I am Caly Eye colour? .......... blue grey, sometimes green. Shoe size? .......... 7 Height? .......... 5-1 Naval: Innie or Outie? .......... in between What are you wearing right now? .......... black pants and a creme and brown baseball shirt with the motto "Love Never Dies" on the front, embedded in a heart with a sword through it... it is a POTC shirt. How much money do you have on you right now? .......... none. Best place to go for a date? ..........? Disney World. Your favourite kind of pants? .......... my Old Navy jeans Your favourite number? .......... 17 Your favourite boys Name(s)? .......... Jack Your favourite girls Name(s)? .......... Hannah Your favourite animal(s)? .......... lions Your favourite drinks? .......... coffee with milk and sweetener, chardonnay, margaritas Your favourite month? .......... October Your favourite juice? ..........

Crazy Stuff
OK, so I'd say I have done some crazy stuff in my life but this takes the cake.....I have entered into a contest~ A boob contest~! It begins tomorrow (actually at 12:01 am Tuesday morning) and I need just ONE comment from all my friends on here and all of your friends. Just one comment and that is all I need from ya'll. I hope I can count on ya'll to help me out. Now I know my boobs are not the best looking around but HEY...I showed 'em~! So look for my comment tomorrow and I will give you my number so you can go vote. Oh, and you have to be friends with Cannibal first cause the folder is NSFW. So go check her out and then help me out~ you know I show love back~! ~~smooches~~

Uh Oh
to those of you who care here is what has happened to me About 4 years ago I started suffering from an intense pain in my lower back and hip region. In the beginning I had gone to several emergency rooms, Urgent care etc. No one could figure out what was wrong with me. They weren't paying attention. Finally I got an MRI done June of 2006. My primary care physician as well was myself had forgotten about reviewing the test results until last Saturday. What we found was that I am suffering from degenerate spinal disease. The outcome is grim there is no cure. The pain is so severe at times that I can not walk at all or move, sit up or down or lay down. I basically am in pain no matter what. I have tried heating/icing, massaging, special vitamins, laying on a hard floor. I have also taken so much ibuprofen that my liver is starting to suffer from it. Finally my doctor has given me percoset and I am to see her once a month. I also have to see a special doctor to find another treatment

Frustrated
I`m frustrated because I can`t tell if it`s real, frustrated because I don`t know how you feel. I`m frustrated because we didn`t talk last night, frustrated because we can`t make things right. I`m frustrated because there is no trust, frustrated because I know it`s a must. I`m frustrated because I need you night and day, frustrated because I can`t have things my way. I`m frustrated because you don`t want to take my hand, frustrated because I can`t get you to understand. I`m frustrated because I can`t feel your gentle touch, frustrated because I miss you so much. I`m frustrated because we can`t be together, frustrated because I`ll love you forever

My Birthday
im so excited my 21st birthday is coming up shortly its the 28th and im estatic and that night im going to get my third tattoo in memory of my mom who died last yr im giving her my left shoulder well drop in and say happy birthday if you want thanks alot muah

Our Perfect Connection
"I helped her undress and climb into bed as she begged me to hold her. How could I refuse her? How could I not climb in beside the woman I love and hold her close to me? I did as she asked and only moments passed before we were kissing each other. I don’t even know if it was her that kissed me, or me that couldn’t resist the sweet seduction of her lips. I breathed heavily as she took my hard cock into her mouth and began to trace erotic circles with her tongue. I finally lifted her thigh over my shoulder and dipped my tongue into her sweetness, while Eva continued to create waves of pleasure with the warmth of her mouth. She smelled like heaven, like a place I’d spend eternity. The sound of her moaning and the thought of her having to remove her mouth from my hard cock to shutter as I worked her to climax was more exciting to me that the thought of my own release and I felt myself dangerously close. She pulled away completely and shifted her weight above me as she turned to pr

Can You Help Me Out
I am in my first contest for a VIP or 7 day blast. Looking to see if all my friends can help out with some comment bombings. Leave asmany as you can please it will be greatly appreciated.Just click on the pic and it will take you to the contest. I hope to see all my friends come out and help. Thanks you in advance to those who are helping and who will come and help.

Sorry..
Sorry I haven't been a very good fubar friend lately :/ .. I sort of have some stuff going on here at home! I'm in and out .. and around .. I'll be getting back on track shortly I hope! *hugz* and thanks for understanding

The Rudest Guy Whom Wants Care Packages On Earth! Wtf? Now Rude!
LMAO! He just moved back in you jerk. I support my troups just not rude jerk's ! and I will be posting this nasty mess for all to read ! so TYVM! On 11/12/2007, fu550063@fubar.com wrote: sorry you have REAL ISSUES,,, SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP....WOW GLAD YOUR SORRY ASS IS OUT,... THIS IS MY 3RD IRAQ, 2 AFGHANISTAN AND 1 PANAMA... REAL LIFE WARS... THANKS FOR YOUR RUDE SUPPORT..NO WONDER YOUR HUSBAND LEFT YOUR UGLY ASS,,, YOUR A BITCH.... On 11/12/2007, sexyface@fubar.com wrote: remove your self . I do not remove friends and I damn sure do not cam! sometime in Jan. I will be having my back cut open so I will not even be online much 4 a while and being deployed does not give you the right to be rude. I am ex military and my ex was navy! I did not write him every day and send care packagers! So why would I with a stranger? Get a damn life and grow up. we are not all damn whore on line! Now rude so I got rude back! Sorry but that is just life

Blue Monday Cant Get You Outta My Head
(ugh) Its the end of the weekend, a n d they also make it start with Mondays~ So welcome to my blog - readers, I hope this finds you healthy & a little less bouncer bruised than myself 8-p So, I know it been the topic of many blog, bulletins & mumms ... But, what do you feel behind all the 'tighten' bouncer check? -also- How can that be fixed without all the annoying stops? -I'll put that to rest now- So on today's comment: The little 'Hallmark' saying below is one of my own original blurbs. I was brought up with and I always took to heart (those little "sayings") that you get from the wise-old-soul while being raised. So your see me quoting them quite often. And I've gather my own threw out my 44 years ... "Whats a life's lesson without someone giving you theirs to compare them to?" Anyway, On today profile comments I originally was going to say Hi, and give the ole': "Mondays are icky - yes ... -but- -could be worse if you h

Reggae In The 50s
ok i seriously need help. i need to write a paper (10-15 pages long) on reggae music in the 1950s, especially about the lyrics. i looked n yes i went 2 google but don't have enough if anybody can get me info about reggae in Jamaica in the 1950s like music, documents, lyrics, anything send it here...reply back or fumail me or email me brooklynrko6@yahoo.com anybody dat gimme good info that helps me wit an A can get something in return thank u in advance Benzi

My Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer. She's such a bitch ...

Parade Is Over
The parade was fun. I ran around and kissed the veterans that I saw and gave them big hugs. They seemed to appreciate the lip lock and the squeeze. Just my little way to show my appreciation for their duty in the past. The Navy recruiter came over and asked for one too. My husband said, "yep, he is all Navy". LOL It rained throughout the entire parade but we all had fun. It is still raining right now at 3:45 pm Pacific time. The Seattle Seahawks are going to be playing in just a couple of hours and I am rather anxious about the game. The entire coast line up here has been hit with some hard winds and rain all day. There were wind gusts just north of Seattle of 70 MPH. It sure sounds like it is going to be surely a running game tonight on both sides. Whoever decides to make it an aerial game will end up having some interceptions. I predict that this will be a game of many turn overs for both teams. But of course the Seahawks are going to be win.

To My Kage And Famly And Friends
I LOVE ALL OF YOUS IM PACKED UP AND GOIN TO DISCONNECT FOR NOW , ALL OUR IN MY HEART AND HUGS IM HOPIN TO BE BACK ON THE 19TH OF NOV OTHERWISE I'LL STOP IN THE LIBRARY , UNTIL THEN KAGE MY LIFE MY SOULMATE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NEVER LETTING YOU GO EVER , AND I'LL BE IN YOUR THOUGHTS DREAMS , IM YOUR OLE LADY AS YOU ARE MY OLE MAN UNTIL ETERNITY . 24/7 HUNNY WITH ME BODY SOUL HEART MIND " WE ARE AS ONE " YOUR BABYDOLL CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW I LOVE ALL OF YOUS HUGS

Creationism Or Evolution
How Did We Get Here? A written debate between Kenneth R. Miller and Phillip E. Johnson Letter 1 Kenneth R. Miller, November 14, 1996 Dear Phillip, I am always struck by the fact that human awareness of our place in nature, like so much of modern science, began with the industrial revolution. For much of history it was possible to believe that the great diversity of life on Earth was a fixed creation, that the living world had never changed. But when the first stirrings of industry demanded that fuel be dug from the earth and hillsides be leveled for roads and railways, the Earth's true past was dug up in abundance. In a few short decades museums filled with fossils that documented a living past dramatically different from the present- day. This record of past life demanded explanation, and naturalists struggled to provide one. Georges Cuvier, the great naturalist of the Napoleonic era, adamantly maintained that species were fixed and unchangeable. His own studies of fos

Just A Lil Update...
My hubby has been home since Thursday afternoon and this weekend came with some news that has kept me away from FUBAR. We are packed and taking our hounds to Ovett, Mississippi to help a dear friends of ours out in her time of need. Andie is a dear friend who runs Camp Sister Spirit Folk School in Mississippi and some hard time had befallen her with regards to her mother's health. Mom is not doing well and is in Dumas, Arkansas in need of hospice and Eugene and I offered our assistance in keeping the camp up and running so she can tend to her family needs. Her biological mother and the co-founder of Camp Sister Spirit, Brenda Henson is still battling liver cancer. Her last chemo treatment did not make the cancer go away, but the cancer has not spread any further. Please remember her mother in your rituals and prayers. Magic Happens. Camp Sister Spirit Folk School is a non-profit charitable organization. The camp is equipped with a full food pantry, animal shelter and they

When Tomorrow Starts Without Me
A poem that I found a long time ago, let it be to remember our lost heros, whether they were grandparents, parents, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, cousins and friends.... When Tomorrow Starts Without Me When tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes All filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry The way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, That an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind All those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for, So much left ye

When Will Ppl Grow Up
When will people grow up and stop acting like 12 yr olds when they dont get a rate they happy with Gee PPL its just a website It not life and death so get over ya selfs and take what ur given

Natural Highs
Natural Highs Please make sure you forward this back to me . . . You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. (It Must be mine. Just Mail it back to me.) 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that l

My First Contest
Ok so i enter a contest on here, nothing fancy or anyhting just comment and rating contest. It was kinda a test to see how many of my "Friends" and "Family" are who they say they are. Well I can already tell that most of them are not who they say they are. I mean im the type of person that if i say that im a friend ill be there for them. If I say ill rate someones pictures i normally rate ALL of them or as many as i can in one setting. And when someone asks to help them in a contest I go and do what i can. Well now that im in one and have sent out several bulletins about it. it seams that no one but a few close friends have helped out. so if anyone reads this and wants to help me out heres the link. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=520190&albumid=649162&i=4201788070

Fuck This Shit.
I'm really sick of being nice to people anymore. I really am. I'm to the point where I want to tell everyone to fuck off and to leave me alone. People that are two faced, need to grow the fuck up and stop being so fucking bi-polar. They make treatment for this. I'm also really pissed off that I can't get a job. I'm really fucking bored with it. I want to move, away. That's it. Away. Fuck it. Please tell me why other fucknuts that don't deserve the jobs I want get them, someone make sense of this for me. I'm also pissed off about my dad's work being on strike. Fuck you fucknuts. Get your head out of your asses and settle on a contract. I didn't leave my life in Connersville to be put through demoralizing shit like this. Let's think here people. I'm cranky, I apologize. I swear to God, I'm not going to be nice anymore. Expect me to be thick skinned and hard headed. Fuck you.

It's The Way. (poem)
It's the way you look at me. It's the way you kiss me your full lips on the top of mine. Your tounge caressing mine. Your hands in my hair playfully twirling it in your fingers. It's the way you touch me. Your hands gently in mine moving them up and down my body. MMMMM It's the things you do to me its an never ending feeling of pleasure. How you do it I do not know. But it's the way you make me laugh. How you make me smile. It's the way you see me without seeing, know me without knowing. It's the complete and total pleasure on your face when I touch you, kiss you. You have that something. That something I am drawn to. That something I want. It's how I close my eyes and dream of you those sweet dreams that make me want to sleep forever. It's the way you hold me in your big strong arms pulling me closer to your body holding me tight. It's how you want need me how you want me. It's the way you make love to me. You sliding in and out of me going deeper and deeper with ever

I Cant Help Anymore
To all the my family and friends i cant help bomb in contests anymore the bouncers wont let me get one comment out without getting bouncer checked so i want to let you guys know now that i dont have the time to hit the bouncer every comment so i wont be able to help anymore im sorry to you all!!!!

Please Stop Sending Me Im's Saying Hi Sexy,,,,
Honestly, yeah I'm alright if you get me at a good angle but I'm a fuck of allot more.. check out my blogs or .. hey I have a profile..! I know it's insane.. but I really it's an insight as to who I am ... as a person; either than who you may be, check it out, thanks to the 50 some people I have waiting for a friend approval :)

Crushes!!!
Ok here is the dilioo!!! This is for all of all with the whole little crush thing on me!! you need to stop!! there is only one woman that i will ever want, or need for that matter, in my life!! i lay beside her in our bed, and kiss her sweet lips every night!! she more than satisfies me in bed!! she is my world!! so get the whole thought outcha minds!! I would never leave her, or hook up with any one else, or even let you give me head!! IT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN!! Most of the time when i'm on here i am drunk off my ass!! and will say any thing to see pics of you naked, or booobies! I love Boooobiess!! Or i'm just playing with head to see if i can get you to cyber!! I think its Funny!!! My little mind game!! God I'm Evil! So in closing!! If i did not kiss your lips last night, before i went to work!! Or Your fist name don't begin with a D or your last a P!! Then step the fuck OFF!! Trust ain't shit going to happen!!! Your just going to make your self look stupid!!!!!!!

Wow Wtf
you know what really pisses me off.. when a chick does something and then cuz it wasnt exactly what a lady does..she denies it, sorry but seriously,if your gonna claim the title of being something so sinful then LIVE IT dont lie about it. im soo fucking sick of those who lie, and the drama that follows em,. basically i dont really care anymore, and i dont really know how much longer imma be on here, i know ill be around to check my mail but thats prolly bout it. have a good day and for real LEARN to tell the fucking truth.. good lord how hard is it really,? ~Jessa

Heat, Passion
Burning deep within my soul Itching beneath my skin Something lingers, taking control Begging to be let in Desperate feelings tear me apart Searching deep inside of me It reaches out, grasps my heart Finally setting me free I can feel the heat of the flame Warming me - my core Forever at last, but never the same Always wanting - needing more Take me over, become one with me No need for worries, together we'll be Feel the flame, the heat it bears Never fading, infatuation fills the air Unanswered questions leave my mind Don't care what they are Passion we share has left me blind As weakness leaves its scar I see the fire within your eyes And i feel it glow inside Begin this night of truth - no lies And all that pain and hurt will subside Here is the place where we are alive Never to be condemned Together at last, for new heights i strive To places i've never been Take me over, become one with me No need for worries, together we'll be Feel the flame, t

Kingdom Of Wolves
Their are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile There will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. If u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn The other is the willness to vote and help You will have to add the family name to your profile You will need to read the rules and follow them You will have to get a salute if u dont have one. If Enterested send a Friend Request to this Link below,ty. http://fubar.com/user/1193243 KOW&SOW HEADQUARTERS@ fubar

It's Not You, It's Me! What A Line Of Bullshit
Okay I am getting pissed off. Don’t men want you to be nice to them? All they ever do is bitch about how an ex cheated on them, or how mean they were. Then you come along and are nice to them. After a few weeks of dating you get the speech. “It’s not you, it’s ME!” IF you are not ready to date, if you are married, if you already have someone, or you just are looking for sex---LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE –YOU JERKS!!!!! This is the third time this year; I have been given the talk. “It’s not you, it’s ME!” Honking load of bullshit, if you ask me. I have no issues; I am not a needy female. I am kind and supportive. I let my dudes hang out with friends, and go out alone. I am not jealous of FUBAR, yahoo or my space. I do not have issues with a man having girls as friends, I have male friends why shouldn’t he have female friends? The point I am trying to make is: Is there such a thing as being too nice, too understanding, and too wonderful? Sick, just sick to death of being told how awe

The Meet
He leaned against the wall, feeling its vibrations as a plane either landed or took flight. His nerves calmer then He would have believed when He booked her flight. For a moment He did ponder the possibility of her changing her mind, but He knew better then that. she would not break her loyalty to Him over her nerves, not to mention how ecstatic her words had been when He had informed her of the flight. "Oh m'Lord, finally m'Lord, thank You Sir" He let these words flow through His mind as people started exiting the terminal on which He would find her. It appeared to be a busy flight, but He new she would be the last off. "I wish for you to leave the plain last my dear," He continued by explaining even though He knew she would follow the command regardless of the reason... "This is how I shall know you upon first sight my dear." When He saw the line end He looked back to the terminal, watching a last solitary figure step out, she was clearly as nervous as could be. She wor

How Easy Am I??
You are 33% easy You are not very easy. You like to at least date someone before sleeping with them. For you, sex is about more than just the pleasure, although you do get a lot of pleasure from it. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com yep yep so true! I like a committed relationship, and I have to have feelings for the person before I will even make out with them, so sorry for you speeders :P I take my time

Darkness
My eyes darken over time My soul loses hope Life becomes so trival Struggles inside overwhelm Harder it becomes To even care Would it...even matter Confussion and doubt Swirl around in my mind Like a dark foggy night Unable to see What use to be so clear So is this what they call living Or are we merely just excisting

Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it that men do everything in their power to ensure you fall in love with them then when they KNOW you have fallen and fallen hard they back off. They can even go as far as to propose, plan a fubar wedding and back out of both of those. THEN they won't take your calls even when they're international calls. How is it we let them do this to us? I must be really needy to let this happen. But its funny even after all that I still love the man. Who knows what the future will bring I'm HOPING at minimum an email or IM at best a phone call in return

Do I Qualify??
Pretty much,9 outta 10 times it's safe to say I'm listening to some form of metal music in one form or another!....Though I do listen to all kinds of music....lol....Well that an I do have long pretty tresses!.....LMAO......I dunno,do I qualify as a headbanger an metal head!?...lol....Much love,muahs!....Peace out dudes an dudettes!

Which Way Now?
horoscopes says............Today is perfect for starting in new directions and using your powerful energy to try new things. You may find that people are more willing than usual to help you out or follow your directions. Questions is where the fork do I wanna go????

Stuff
Some people have a little stuff. Some people have a lot of stuff. But it is always interesting how people always are interested in other people’s stuff. They beg and try to bribe you to see your stuff. Like your stuff is better than their stuff. Mind your own stuff, and I’ll mind my stuff.

Mean Moms , Thank You Mom , I Love You
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it. Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And someday when you

Thinking Of Leavin Fubar
To all of my friends i love all of you but because i am havingsome problems i am thinng of leaving Fubar.I am not going to t and say i wont miss all of you.Because i will.but i will be yspace and all some of youave alreay on myspce. you are on there look me up my eil for there is lisa_atkins16@yahoo.com.......

Haters
If you have haters read these maybe one will work for you. 1. Let your haters be your motivaters. 2. Behind every successful person is a pack of haters. 3. You can hate on me, because that just means I am 2 steps ahead of you. 4. Thanks to all my haters for making me feel so famous, bcause love me or hate me you still know who I am. 5. Jealousy fueling haters since the begining of time. 6. If you wana hate me it's cool. Take a number and get in line. If you have any leave them in the comments and I will add tham to the blog.

So Horny
all i want is to let go utterly completely fall back out of mind out of sight broken bound utterly yours just tonight please please on my knees for you beg tease no shame here not tonight give me what i need what i crave what i desire what i live for what i'm made for just for you just for now give it up give it now crawling over you i'll eat you tear you rip you into bits consumed completely in my heat move move move i'll make you make me move move move dig nails into flesh rip you into bits just shut up no conversation just teeth and tongue don't wanna think i just wanna feel don't tell me you love me this isn't a fairy tale this isn't a castle this is your bed and i'm no fucking princess i'm the big bad wolf bitch in heat and i hunted you down so give it up give it to me i know you want it want me want to feed me this aching emptiness hungry wanting my teeth are hungry and you're so bite able go ahead try and tame me tear

Savannah Smiles During Family Brushing Time
Our selection for last night's movie night at our house was the first movie Martha and Mary recall seeing in a theater with their parents, 1982's "Savannah Smiles". I expect the only actors most of us would recognize from it is Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid series) who plays a priest/hostage negotiator in the latter part of the film and Peter Graves (from the original "Mission: Impossible" who still uses his gravelly voice on occassion) who's the chief of police. The title character is a seven-year-old girl from Utah who runs away from home because she feels her parents, especially her dad, neglect her because he's running for the U.S. Senate and shmoozing however he can to the top. Savannah writes a note saying she's running away and it falls under the bed out of sight; her parents at first assume that Savannah's in the park with the other kids playing hide-and-seek. But this is how she gets away, stashing herself and her bag into a beat-up car which was stolen by a m

Dog Food
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer: I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-mart and as in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. ***Duh *** On impulse, I told her, no, I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital the last time. But I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants and pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I as going to try it again. *** I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. *** Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I

A Special Place
His sex made me feel raw powerful it moved me brought me to multiple orgasms multiple levels of pleasure Arching my back I felt his hardness deep within me Grinding my hips I rode him with passion His hand cupped my breast his other on my waist guiding me I moaned out his name He spanked me twice Mounting off laying down turned over face down he rammed me with this hard cock doggy style My pussy soaked My nipples hard I feel him deep inside me His sex made me feel raw powerful bringing me to euphoria

My Karma Test..try Yours
MyRealKarma.com - Online Karma Test Click Here! Anita, Your Karmic Alignment is: Optimistic! Score: 12 In general, you tend to create poitive actions. You have a caring personality which gives you positive Karma. Every now and then you slip up and harvest negative Karma. But, all in all, you follow lines similar to the Monks on their way to enlightenment.

I Think This About You
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

My Favorite Song In The World
And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which Im certain. Ive lived a life thats full. Ive traveled each and evry highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, Ive had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I did it my way. Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And did it my way. Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried. Ive had my fill; my share of losing. And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that; And may I say - not in a shy way, No, oh no not me, I did it my way. For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then h

Pirate Laws!
A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map. Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute. When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare hands. Use of a hook is only acceptable in the event the pirate is missing a hand. Pirates shall always wear boots, except in the case of a peg leg. Then one boot is acceptable. Flip-flops are right out. Pirates do not cry, except in the case of the loss of a shipload of rum. When describing the size of a treasure, a pirate is required to exaggerate by at least 130%. Flowers are not treasure under any circumstances, unless said flowers are made out of gold. A pirate shall never wear lipstick, nail polish, or capri pants. Actually, that kinda goes without saying. No pirate shall discuss his feelings, unless his feelings include gutting a ma

Soon To Be Gone Forever
WELL I AM OUTTA HERE. I WILL BE DELETING MY PROFILE AS OF FRIDAY NOV 16 2007. IT'S BEEN FUN BUT NOTHING IS WORTH MY TIME AND EFFORT HERE ANYMORE. SO TO ALL THE "TRUE FRIENDS" THIS IS THE TIME TO SAY GOOD BYE AND GOD SPEED. BILL

Fubar Crybabies
The last time I checked fubar was "SUPPOSE TO BE" an adult website.It is such a shame that we have adults on here that act like 2 yr olds and mark photos that are funny as nsfw. People grow the hell up and act like the adults that you are suppose to be.

To All My Friends
First I like to say I'm sorry I have not been here for my true friends you know who you all are.. I am going to try and get back in here more.. I have just been real busy... I sure have missed you all... Some of you have my email and anyone that doesn't send me a fubar email and and i will send it to you... If you need any graphics please send me an email to my yahoo. Thanks all and I miss you all Fireman7

Dinner With Whatever - Part 2
"Why won't you just do what I ask," she inquired. He didn't even look up at her. "Because it is stupid." "You are stupid," she softly said, after a moment. He cut a large chunk of his steak and put it in his mouth. "What, hun? Did you say something," he managed to mumble through a mouthful of cow. She looked down. "No, nothing, nevermind." *** She tapped her fork on the table repetitively, hoping that it would annoy him. Still he ignored her. Chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow. Repeat: chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow. She waited for him to discard his utensils, to just pick up the meat with his hands and gnaw on it like a dog. Grease and crumbs lingered on his lips. She desperately wanted to scream at him to wipe his mouth, but she didn't. It wasn't that she was afraid to make a scene. No, she rather enjoyed making scenes in public places. "My little ham," her Mother used to say to her when she was little, "always wanting to be the star of the show, no mat

On Jealousy
Looks like alot of people online have girlfriends/boyfriends... fu husbands and wives And this is great. Have you ever came across that awkward feeling of being afraid to say the wrong thing or leave the wrong comment that you might offend someones gf/bf? Jealousy is healthy part in any relationship. If your a little jealous then it seems to make you pay a little more attention to your partner as we should all be doing anyway. I like having friends. Men and women both. Its sometimes kinda hard to be friends with some people because there significant other prevents it. Jealousy is in no way a part of love. If you love someone than you know that love is kind and not jealous. There is someone I like alot. I would be jealous if he had lotsa girls bugging him and commenting and such and i know it. The thing we have to keep in mind is that it is just fubar or myspace or whatever. Its not really real. People NEED to have friends to talk to and im so glad alot o

Why Is It
i don t understand these girl s on here they want you to send them comment s right and we all know how hot and sexy you all are when we do send u all comment s you alll could atleast say thank you and talk to us everynow and then.i mean a girl who is willing to show all and u say something to them they are like i have a boyfriend if u loved your b/f you would show ur body and not expect guy s to talk dirty too u i mean damn what s up with that if us guy s are going to be nice enough to give u all commplement s atleast say thank you don t be so damn stuck up cause they are million s of hot girl s on here your not the only 1 even though half of you might think you are i hate to break it to you all but god made every girl the same there s nothing special about your vagina they all look the same damn

She's Crying And She Cat Stop
I started crying about an hour ago... about stupid stuff... Missing my ex Missing a friend who is leaving soon a friend coming back to a home i have left So i have been cryin and cryin and cryin then i realized the trend of why Separation, Missing, and loss each time then i linked it... tomorrow is the anniversary of the day i watched my best friend get killed. about 5 years ago Its funny how PTSD manifest itself

Boobies, N More Boobies.....yea!(nsfw..possible_)
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1092187&i=1165503306 or here...there are over 30 boobies to choose from n u can hav them all.....so go n get it out of ur system.... CHK OUT THAT LINK...eithr one..same place AND wen u get there..u may hav to add cannibal to your friends list..but it may just be worth ur while..lots of bewbies, n no faces... not a bombing thing..just a chk em..rate em..commnt and MOST OF ALL PPL ENJOY THE VIEW ps..there are some that may turn ur stomache.just dont rate /commnt them..go to the next one .but its only for limited time..so this is one friend that might be worth the add~ have fun n feel free to shout me if u get lost..or angry or so excited that u cant find ur way

~*~wsc On Strike~*~ Vive La Resistance~*~nov. 14th~*~
~&hearts~Wicked Storm Crew ON STRIKE!!!~&hearts~ News for today, November 14th Ok, here is the official word, Wicked Storm Crew is on Strike. What this means: We will not take part in any new contests or giveaways. These require mass comments,and between our comments being cut, cheaters (scripters) and the bouncer checks, they will be just to lengthy. We will not participate in any bomb offs! Here again they do not garner a big enough return to put so much effort and time into them. We will not buy Happy Hours, Blasts,or Tickers, This is the only way to get the management of Fubar to recognize that this site depends on US, Without us there is no FUBAR. We will level as many members and other people as we can. We will continue to update and add to our stashes. It is up to the individual member whether they will continue to participate in the contest we were already involved in. With the bouncer situation we realize that this is "past a pain in the ass" to do these thi

Nightmares From The Grave
nightmares from the grave screaming as you struggle into bed in a casket slowly growing weaker and weaker limbs that cannot move as there being held, screaming loudly as you face the grim reaper looking death in the eyes you feel yourself over come by his power as your soul is being ripped deep from within you deeper in the casket you just cower wasting away into nothing, breathing you are not no more, still flesh ready to rot, left lying in your blood and gore time has passed people have forgot, no traces of you anywhere to be seen, nightmares from the grave still haunt you, as you walk in limbo,silenced by your scream

Life
THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE THAT TELL ME WHAT A GREAT PERSON I AM AND THEN GET MADD BECAUSE I DO SOMETHING TO HELP SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF. I AM TIRED OF BEING TOLD HOW GOOD OF A PERSON I AM THEN WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT PISSES YOU OFF OR WHAT I THINK I SHOULD NOT DO THEN. I AM ONLY A LOWLY HUMAN AND I DO WHAT I CAN TO HELP PPL I CALL "FRIEND". THESE PPL WANT ME TO USE THE WORD I HATE SO MUCH AND THROW IT IN MY FACE CUZ I DON'T USE IT.IT'S A WORD THROWN AROUND LIKE A BAG OF TRASH AND PEOPLE NEVER MEAN IT. SO IF I HAVE EVER TOLD A FRIEND THIS FOWL LOWSOME WORD I HAVE MEANT IT. AND I GET STABBED IN THE HEART FOR TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS IN LIFE AND TOLD WHAT A FUCK UP I AM!! WELL IF EVERYONE WANTS ME HEARTLESS I WILL BE THATS EASY. IT'S ALWAYS THE OTHERSIDE I HAVE HAD PROBLEMS WITH!! I WILL NOW BE A DISPICABLE MEAN NASTY PERSON FROM THIS DAY FORWARD AND WILL NEVER USE THAT FOWL WORD EVER AGAIN!! IF U ARE WONDERING THE WORD WELL IT IS LOVE AND I HAVE NO MORE TO GIVE SO DONT ASK FOR A

Lost Love
The love I had was lost, stolen from me You came along and showed me the light Making me see that love is pure and real Showing me the wonders of life to be had All I ever wanted I see in your eyes All I ever needed is you in my life The love is back and never to be lost again A great friend wrote this and it made me tear up. Thought I would share.

Hmm Friends
Well I am noticing more and more that I can count on the same group of people to talk to me, show love etc ... I am constantly giving love ~ rating, commenting hell you all know the drill and some just choose to occupy space on my list ... Nope not anymore. My profile clealry states I am here for friends Not people that sit under the Title as friends and do nothing. So I am cleaning house If you are one that "peeps in on me from time to time and do nothing (as it seems) you will be deleted. Not that it matters a rats ass to most becasue they wont even read this but .. Good bye to numbers. It may take me 4 years to level here. Who really cares but a thanks or something would be nice!!! Enough is Enough. I dont poor mouth ( lie to men) for VIPS Blasts etc... I just quietly chill and chat and show love , help others when I see they need it ( per blog per bulletin) Bye Bye This is sad and I am sick and tired of being in the race with people who make this "place" contingent o

For All You Health Care Providers
Jokes to play on people in the hospital! Know someone in the hospital? Do they seem low in spirit and depressed? Why not try some of these pranks to cheer them up?! Go up to someone on life support and distract them. Talk about anything: business, sports, any such useless subject matter will do. Then while they're not paying attention, unplug their life support unit! Twirl the cord in your hand with a nonchalant look on your face. Say "Oh.. I'm sorry, do you need this? I'm not going to plug it back in until you smile." Then plug it back in and say "Just kidding, HAHAH" Unplug it again and repeat. They'll die of laughter. If you're in a hospital emergency room and you see a family that's distressed over the condition of someone they brought with them, try this prank to cheer them up! First, find a white doctor's jacket and a clipboard if you can. Put the jacket on and make a serious expression on your face. Then go up to the family in the emergency room and say "I'm so

A Cowboy
Harsh winds blowing as he rides Into the night. His hat pulled down over his leathery face, Just to cover his eyes. His oiled leather duster pulled up to his chin, He hides himself from the cruel world- As her love rescued him. He loves her like no man, And his love is expressed in his songs, The ones he sings under the night sky As he warms his hands over a blazing fire. The quiteness of the open sky, And the crackling of the fire, He pulls his guitar out and plays. In his song, there is sadness. In his music there is love, And the woman that he loves never hears. He longs to be by her side, Yearns to be in her arms, But he knows that he never will. His companions all laugh and joke About the women that they will chase In the next town, But he only can think of her- In the town he left behind. His heart, he promised her, And his love, he gave, And as the cattle lull themselves In the distant darkness, His fingers strum and his voice- Deep and emot

??
I know this is most likely a waste of time, but to those of you who do read it, thanx. I wanted to say thank you to all the "real" people out there. My faith in mankind has been lost, but you are pulling it back. Just wanted to say thanks. You know if you are or not.

November 2007
ok, here i go again ! leaving from Brussels to Amsterdam, then Amsterdam-Kuala Lumpur. One night in KL, then the next day 4 hours drive up north to Penang, meeting in Penang. In the afternoon flight Penang-Singapore, spend the weekend in Singapore ( :-) ). On Sunday afternoon back to Penang, for a meeting on Monday. Monday afternoon, Penang-Singapore, then Singapore-New Delhi. Th enext day very early morning flight (5am) Delhi-Nagpur. Meeting in Nagpur in the afternoon, then evening flight to Mumbai. The next day (21st Nov) Mumbai-Calcutta flightg at 7:50am and train at 2pm to Rourkela (arrival 9pm, lol, 7 hrs train) 2 meetings on 22nd in Rourkela. Then night train (I hate night trains in India, lol) to Bhubaneswar. Meeting at 11:30am in Jajpur (2 hrs drive from Bhubaneswar) Evening in Bhubaneswar on 23rd. Then travel back on 24th: Bhubaneswar-Delhi, Delhi-Mumbai, Mumbai-Amsterdam, Amsterdam-Brussels. Arrival Brussels in Sunday 10:15am Anyone wanna come with me? lol

Your Mother Is Always With You
Ok let me try this again. I received this this morning and it was so moving to me that I shed a few tears. Hope you all enjoy as much as I did! Your Mother is always with you She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, She's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore. She's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well. She's your breath in the air on a Cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow. She is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows every emotion.......... Happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow.....and all the while, hoping and praying you will only know the Good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map You follow with every step you

This Is Going To Sound Very Stupid..
I just got some SERIOUS de-ja vu browsing someone's photos, talking on the shoutbox, reading Cyanide and Happiness.. it reminds me of a dream I had when I was roughly 15 years old, and wondering why FTJ looked so weird in my dream.. Not that that's important but Sylvia Browne says that de-ja vu means that you're where you're supposed to be in life. So.. apparently I'm meant to be rating photos, and reading ridiculous comics all day.. Just randomness. I apologize for anyone reading this way-too-long pile of nonsense!

Sexual Trivia
A recent survey of prostitutes revealed that the most frequent sex act performed is fellatio. Minks have sex sessions that last, on average, eight hours. According to a national study of female sexuality, candles are the artificial device used most frequently by women during masturbation. Sex education was first introduced in English schools in 1889. In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass. The French kiss was first known as "maraichinage," a term to describe the prolonged, deep, tongue kiss practiced by the Maraichins, inhabitants of Brittany, France. In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

Lonely
More and more, all I feel lately is this overwhelming sense of loneliness. This has been a very different last couple of weeks, someone in my life then poof, seems to be gone as quickly as he arrived. Then someone else, finally expressing his feelings for me, but the distance is more of a factor than anything. I just want to curl up in bed for the rest of the week. I hope everyone's day is going better than mine!

Organics
I really paid extra for a watered down version of cranberry lemonade? I didn't realize it was organic and found out that it was kind of bland. Oh well, now I am all natural and healthy and such. Oh and apparently: The joy of lemonade goes all the way back to 2nd century Egypt, where a PERSIAn poet named Nasir-Khusraw chronicled his travels - and his drinking habits. Per the bottle.

Where I Have Been
For those who wondered where I've been for the last week, on Tuesday morning I swallowed a bunch of pills in a suicide attempt. I spent 2 days in intensive care and about a week in the psych ward. I am OK now.

Re: No Law Says Parents Have To Get Their Children Vaccinated
RE: No Law Says Parents Have To Get Their Children Vaccinated ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Nov 2007, 10:36 No Law Says Parents Have To Get Their Children Vaccinated News networks and state authorities are once again engaging in mass public deception by claiming that vaccines for children are mandated by law and that parents will go to jail if kids do not take their shots. In reality, there is no law that says you have to vaccinate your children and waiver forms for personal or religious exemptions are freely available. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/141107_no_law.htm

Alone...
i really need to get my head checked... watch/listen to the video on my page and this is what i'm going through right now... he fucked me over, i let it happen again. wtf, i'm tired of putting myself out there, i'm not a fucking doormat youknow... oh well, i gave him another chance, and he shit on that too... oh well.. later

Some People Piss Me Off
ok I gotta say that some people piss me off, they seem like cool people and chat with ya for a minute then after maybe a couple of days you never hear from them again unless you send them a message.. Don't get me wrong I have no problem sending a message to say hi but damn don't avoid me, I'm just as important as anyone else.. I know ya have things to do and you have responsibilities but don't forget about me... I'm a nice guy and easy to get along with if ya give me a chance

West Virginia Pick-up Lines
West Virginia pick-up lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. ***** and.... the best for last! 13 ) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts

Commericals
Viagra commericals are stupid!!!!Do you know what it's like explaining to a 6 and 10yr old what priapism is?!?!?! Ok I aint explaining it to you so,go look it up.I knew what it was when they first came out with the commericals. medical background is not always a good thing!!!!!

9 Words Women Use
Understanding words women use 9 words women use 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think

I'm B Back Someday Soon
I'm moving out of state & will be without the NET 4 awhile, but I'll be back ASAP. I'll miss all of my true friends & CONFEDERATE FAMILY here. But I'll be back. I'll be leaving on 11/15/07 Keep showing my pg. luv & when I get back, I'll return the luv :D NickleBack- SomedayAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Will I Live To Be 80?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"

Kandra
i fall in love with a girl i meet on tagged the is the one i love more then anything in life i did something stupe to make here cry and i wish i nevr did i love her with all my heart and soul i will never hurt her again love is show from the heart not from anything else love you for ever and i will never hurt you again

Things I Hate
There are things in our lives that upset us, things that make us scared, things we hate. I am a happy easy going fun loving woman, but, this week...... I HATE...... Not being able to tell Someone Special how I feel about Him. Being scared, Being lied to, I HATE This State, Crying, alone, cold weather, roses dying This State! asparagas people only doing things half way, not with their all. racism, stupidity, moodiness, This State! broken promises, oil prices, jealousy, abuse in any way, shape, or form, bad movies, thieves, stalkers, being worried, this State! feeling blue, meaness, crazy drivers, users, threats, crybabies, people who cant speak our landguage, This State disrespect, rudeness, short tempers, parents who dont control their kids in public. people who poke fun at disabled or handicapped people. bullies, people who lable others, lame commercials, someone who gives up, this State! someone who eats the last of m&m's and dont tell

Just Have To Laugh
it has come to my attention that people come rate my page....and hopefully get my rates of 10's and possibly become my friend...then when i try and help them level they block me...LMFAO :D i just dont these people who do this, yes i know is their loss that they lose my friendship its prolly not even abig deal to me or them either..it just makes mwe wonder why do they come on here then? are they that insecure that they have to block other out from not rating them why not just tell them via shoutbox or email...sorry but i dont want to be rated or have my pics rated..or if they just want the page rated tell us and we wil leave the rest alone....i just dont get the rap

Questions That Haunt Me
Can you cry under water? How important does a person has to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but only get a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the same cloths you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Whats disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggages? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it called a hearing? Why are you in a movie, but on TV? why do people pay to go up tall building and then pay to to use binoculars to look at the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

The Thirst Continues
She takes a sip and holds it on the tip of her tongue, To savor the bitter sweetness. The swirl of pleasure mixed with pain. Silky smooth ripples slide down her insides. Another moment slipped away. She craves another delicious taste. Another swallow of satisfaction. Her mind replays the flavor, As her mouth salivates. She feeds on the memory, Which tickles her taste buds. She holds it on the tip of her tongue, Savors the bitter sweetness, The velvet morsel of bliss. And she dances in tortured delight, Until she can sip again.

Stupid Stuff
Something to think about!!! 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetable while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the woman of the house about lifting the toilet seat up by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. ** Remember to use a timer** 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and falling back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a hand full of laxitives, then you'll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life: WD~40 and Duct tape *If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD~40. *If it moves and it shouldn't use the Duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you

A Tortured Mind
Sometimes in life the most beautiful and brilliant of minds becomes tortured and tormented by the demons of mental illness and personality disorders. Some victims never know a moments peace their entire life, and for some they view death as their only escape from the madness and pain. I would like to dedicate this to someone very very special in my life...Someone I love more than life itself. A TORTURED MIND A lost cause that never finds; troubled dreams and faded lines. Forever drowning and cursed to be, losing touch and touch to see. Tortured mind and hungered soul; loss of love; burnt out coal. Tears of acid running dry, reality fading as I cry. Hollow screams echo here; smell of never-ending fear. Smile of chaos; burning blood; lies of misery; sound of mud. False hope and blinding pain; courage hiding and bravery drained. Sighs of passion thirsting for life; blurry visions, an unending strife. Imprisoned happiness locked up tight; lost the

Friends Or Not / Truth Or Lie
well i am back this time i think i am goin to lay everything left on the line frankly dont care if it hurts any ones feelings.i have been coming to fubar after being invited by a real friend. well i have been hit on n told this n that bout from every one i know. i dont care how people feel at this time, but when you come up and try to play games with me like this one girl. i try to be a friend n tell her what to expect from fubar n how people specially guys are. bascialyl tells me to go fuck off but later she coming back saying im so sorry you was right. well make me giggle i tell u this you want attention one these days u goint o get more than u bargin for. when some one tries to be a true friend what u do basically say oh i know this bout this guy or know that bout him but when that guy hurts you. ive ALWAYS truied to be here n you always saying oh your a good person n friend but still you keep thinking im blind and shit u act like im not around. when i am around most the so called f

I Was Thinking
YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT ISNT RIGHT MAY WORK OUT TO BE OK I HAVE DECIDED TO STAY ON FUBAR AND DO WHAT I DO BEST HAVE FUN IM HOPING THIS WILL WORK OUT FOR THE BEST AND I THANK ALL MY FRIENDS LOVE YA ALLL AND THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADD ME TO YAHOO FEEL FREE TO IHATEBITCHBOYZ@YAHOO.COM

The Colonoscopy
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three itemson a stand next to the exam table: a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer. When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for ? At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse....... Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT"

The Ocean
I made this about the ocean just for you I know that you love the water With its many blues I too love the water There is much life and motion And the water so deep No wonder it is called the ocean With sounds that could put you to sleep The aquatic life is nice Some can go from land to sea There is even frozen ice Teeming with life you see The ocean can be calm Or it can be dangerous Near there are palms you never know whats in store for us People you meet are like waves Some are gentle and fun They know how to behave Other will beat you in the sun You can sit on a beach Let sand between your feet No worry's about a leach You can even bring something to eat The ocean likes sand As it rips it away Lending erosion a hand As it does everyday Bring an umbrella for laying in the sun Or just a fella to go have fun I must go now as the tide rolls in As for I do not swim It is fun to play games and hope that win There nice guys out there and

Going Back Into The Shadows
Just want to let everyone know, I may be gone a few days. I need to heal. I need to be loved on and it's not coming the way I had hoped. Rather than blow up, I choose to shut up. I need to be loved on BADLY and have been very quiet in asking but i have still asked and it hasn't happend. So I need to conserve what energy I have til I can recharge myself. If you know how to get a hold of me outside of fubar, you are welcome to do so. I am still out of balance in a major way. I tried to just let people know what I needed and still be there for people but the energy pull is too much for as unbalanced as i am right now. I am not upset with anyone, I just feel very much alone and i need to be loved on, i need some balance to be restored, I need some energy to be recharged. Anything........please.

What Do I Have To Do To Be Happy???
Seriously if anyone has any suggestions please let me know, cause I am all ears... There is this one female that i ma very interested in, but she doesn't live anywhere near me, and I am not sure how genuine her interest is in me... Please anyone with ideas let me know...

Husband Issues
I came here because I just need to write. I would usually write this stuff in my private journal here at home but unfortunately that is in my room somewhere and I don't want to be near my husband at the moment. This has been a long time coming I guess. I get to feeling this way about this man every so often. Some of it is my doing I am sure but it seems to me that he doesn't take responsibility for himself as often as I would like. Last week my computer crashed. I've been having problems with my computer for months and months. My husband has known this, but when it crashed this time I didn't say anything to my husband about it because when I tell him things he doesn't move on them fast enough for my taste. I went out and bought a new computer on Monday of this week. My husband didn't even notice it until today then he got all pissed off at me because I went and bought a new computer without saying a word to him about it. I didn't even tell him it crashed, completely crashed

Ok.. So My Friends Are Awesome
All Right… here’s the deal. With all the love and support I got from my friends in PM’s and so on… I was “coerced” into staying on fubar. My decision to leave was not solely based on the problems with this website, but with personal issues as well. This site, as I stated in my previous blog, is still no fun in my eyes, but my friends made me decide to stick around to keep better in touch. I have enough drama in my real life, but things are a little better. I am just glad I had too many pics to get all of them off and finish doing everything else as I would have deleted my account. Thank you to all of my friends that cared enough to let me know how they feel, and talk me into staying… you guys are absolutely wonderful. With love…

Gynecolongist Appointment
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at, and passed on. There isn't a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in t

Agent Vinnsanity
Agent Vincent or Vinnsanity as we have come to know him as. Was found three miles out side of a Z zone. We had found him drifting covered in blood, but it wasn’t his. He gave up a lot where he was from a family and a life that was just starting out. It came crashing to an end when they showed up. Agent Krash almost took his head clean off before I called a cease-fire. I noticed that he had with him a machete and an axe dripping with blood. Even though he appeared at first glance to be one of those murderous bastards. We found out that a good shower and a days rest was all he needed to join the group. We found out later that he had to do what was needed to avoid becoming food for the undead. I couldn’t blame him w had all seen such horrid thing along our journey. We told him why we were here and what we stood for. After what he had lost he joined and Project Z.E.R.O. was grateful. Log entry 11110702 End transmission

Blonde Jokes
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then

Aaahhh
i am NOT posting bulletins too fast! i posted one and its been a good 5 minutes since my last one and you're still telling me that! Do we have to do EVERYTHING at tortoise speed around here???? Coles a little cranky this morning lol, sorry guys ♥

Dago, Rap3z0rd
As a rule, i will never ignore or ban. This queer just couldn't handle the jedi! And, as such, ignored me. I guess he feared his asshole being stretched to Goatse-esque proportions! ->Psychowolf...: Dont make me tear your asshole open to epic, Goatse-esque proportions! ->Psychowolf...: youre crying now. Your moms probably dead. Ill fuck her corpse; for i am Jedi. We love necrophilia. Anthony: UR BORING GO AWAY U GEEK ->Psychowolf...: I will substitute my cock, ona one time deal. I will not slay your mother with yodas cock, and will instead use mine. Not many can handle Yodas Saber skills. Will you take it in the butt instead? Itll save your momma from getting even more reamed out Anthony: DUDE THAT IS STUPID ->Psychowolf...: Are you sure your mother didnt summon the council? I thought, and could have sworn, she said she wanted master yodas cock Anthony: NOPE THAT WOULD BE UR FRIEND FAT ASS PAPI ->Psychowolf...: WTF, ARE YOU AN ASS LOVER THAT WANTS MAN RAPE

60 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Guy!
I thought this was funny and cute! I hope you all do also! 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies?

The Day The Sun Died
A world plagued with a Voodoo curse. Keeps getting darker As the demons get worse. The sky it glows the bloodiest red. Yet not a single tear is shed. Sending rays the color of rust. Ashes to ashes.... dust to dust. The sky was dark black tears it cried for thats the day the sun died.....

Whos True As Your Friend And Whos Not
HAS ANYONE EVER WONDERED WHO'S TRUE TO YOU AS A FRIEND OR WHAT THEY REALLY THINK ABOUT YOU!!!!!WELL I OFTEN WONDER THIS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE AND YOU REALLY DON'T THAT SHOWS A LOT!!!ITS KINDA SCARY WHEN YOU THINK YOUR TRUE FRIENDS WILL STAND BEHIND YOU BUT THEN WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT YOUR THE DRAMA MAKER NO ONE ELSE OR AT LEAST THATS WHAT THEY SAY WHEN YOU NEED IT THE MOST WHERE DO YOU TURN TO!!!!!IF YOU CANT TURN TO YOUR FRIENDS IT DIGS DEEP INTO EATS AT YOU THEN YOU GO CRAZY FROM THINKING ABOUT IT!!!THEN YOU USALLY DO SOMETHING YOU REGRET OR YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DWELL ON IT !!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE EVER FEEL LIKE THIS

Obsession!!! Something We All Need To Learn About!!!!!
Obsession Obsessive feelings are often mistaken for love because people rationalize that, “It must be love if I can’t think of anyone else.” Obsession is similar to lust but it is much more misleading and destructive. While lust is often fleeting, fading as two people come to know each other better, obsession sticks around once people have seen each other flaws and all. In fact, obsession can be made worse with time while lust always fades. Love can grow out of lust but obsession kills love every time. The more time and effort invested in an unhealthy obsession based relationship the more intense the obsession can become and the more damage is done. People in an obsessed state have a one-track mind where the other person is concerned to the point where they often lose touch with who they are as an individual. This loss of individuality creates a vicious circle of behavior where the obsessed person grows more and more dependant on the other person and on the relatio

Why I Have To Move...
I won't be on much for the next bit. I have to move.. I was told that no matter how many doctors and agencies write for my son & I to be transferred to a more safer and cost effective and repaired place - they wont do it. Not even to the city next to the town I live in. Their reasons... (My response is bold) 1. "No matter where you go... your son will have bullies. With his condition - it is a given. You have to deal with that " - He will have some bulling yes. He has high functioning Autism - Asperger's Syndrome.. but they are condoning it by not doing anything. 2. "No matter where you go - you will have ppl that will destroy your property (even if it is in your yard). Bring everything in at night and it will cut down those chances. It is the way society is now a days - sad but true." It isn't just my son's toys that they went after but my car as well.and toys from other kids in this neighbood 3. You need a 2 bedroom place and we are limited on that kind of ac

Jealously !!!! More Of What We Need To Learn!!!!
Jealousy Sucks!!!!! If you've ever felt jealousy gripping you - I mean really gripping you - you'll know exactly what I mean. Your heart thumps against your breast, your breath seems to rasp in your throat as you gasp for air, and your emotions seem to ricochet between unbridled rage and helpless panic. Not only can jealousy suck your self-esteem right out from under your nose, it can seemingly rob you of any capacity to function normally at all. Jealousy has the capacity to break up relationships and families and destroy careers. For many women jealousy has become a consuming emotion that afflicts them like a disease. They feel no power or control when an "attack" overwhelms them. Selfesteem4women.com have surveyed over 50,000 women and found that almost half of them acknowledge having significant feelings of jealousy. So it's a good bet that, if you’re a woman, there's a 50:50 chance that you're trying to tackle this at the moment! And, if you're not suffering yourself, I'

Family Is Gone
Well after a year of house on market it has finally sold and folks have rolled out to Idaho this morning. For those who know me know that this is a VERY hard day for me. I live across the street from my parents and now I have to watch strangers move into a house I have all my childhood memories in. Its very hard cause I dont have any extended family and my parents and my niece are all Ive got. They are retired and have adopted my 5 yr old niece cause my sister is a fucking drug addict homeless begger. They want to have my niece in better school system and like what Idaho offers. I will be joining them in spring or summer time of 08. So if any of you live in the Couere D alane or spokane area hit me up, I will be needing some friends that way.

Estate Planning 101
ESTATE PLANNING 101 When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said as he walked up to her, 'but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 mill ion dollars.' Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

11-15-07
You need to slow down and take a deep breath -- otherwise you might find yourself overwhelmed by the press of the day's activities. If you take things one at a time, you should be just fine. ****************************************************************************************************************** So your telling me to breathe ok ................ wow that was kick ass. First thing get on Fubar Check, second set status to something about Amelia and send her some comments check, third accept friend request check, fourth mumms check, fifth take a break cause this is hard stuff.....check..... Sixth write this blog and take another break....Check You all Have a Great Day.............

Dedicated To Those Who Care
Queen - Friends will be friends Another red letter day, So the pound has dropped and the children are creating, The other half ran away, Taking all the cash and leaving you with the lumber, Got a pain in the chest, Doctors on strike what you need is a rest It's not easy love, but you've got friends you can trust, Friends will be friends, When you're in need of love they give you care and attention, Friends will be friends, When you're through with life and all hope is lost, Hold out your hand cos friends will be friends right till the end Now it's a beautiful day, The postman delivered a letter from your lover, Only a phone call away, You tried to track him down but somebody stole his number, As a matter of fact, You're getting used to life without him in your way It's so easy now, cos you got friends you can trust, Friends will be friends, When you're in need of love they give you care and attention, Friends will be friends, When you're through with life

Ddc Members
Just wanted to let everyone know that we thank you all for being loyal to DDC. Its about to get better all and that is a promise. CCA & myself have been working closely with our Owner Ice about how to improve D&DC. One of our goals is to get every memeber more involved. We are a family and working together is important. Any ideas anyone has will be helpful. Either private message myself of CCA and let us know what you think. Lets make our owner proud. On to other business. I still have a few memeber tags to make and will be working on them. The contest for memeber of the month will be held in December. There will be one female and one male and the vote will be between the two. The prize we are still trying to figure out. We will be grateful for any suggestions. This will happen once every three months with a memeber of the year contest held next December. We want our memebers to know how much they mean to us. Also we will be starting a bi-weekly newletter sent through private m

The Return Of The Leathur Lair (again...)
Brief Update on TLL.... My computer tower recently took a massive nose-dive. The bad news: the tower's shot. The good news: my files are ok. More bad news: I can't access them. Yet. Great news: TLL is back on air, thanks to the beyond-generous help of some certain "volunteers" who just did NOT want to allow The Leathur Lair to slip quietly into the annals of radio history... And so, I present here What's Gone Down Since... The Leathur Lair playlists ================================================================================================ 11-02-07 (back after computer blew a second time; playing "borrowed" music) WRR Dog promo Rob Zombie "Sawdust In The Blood" LIVE Rob Zombie "American Witch" LIVE Mark Collie "In Time" Black Sabbath "Children Of The Grave" >voiceover: "Tubular Bells" Iced Earth "Dracula" Wayne Static "Not Meant For Me" Billy Idol "Flesh For Fantasy" Dokken "Standing In The Shadows" >voiceover The J. Geils Band "Shoot Your

Unstoppable
So today (11/15/07) I was hit and then pinned for a bit by this 4ton lift/crane. I was pinned by the edge of the fulcrum/boom arm against my car. The damage to my car was done mostly by my arm, with the force of the crane behind it. The injury shown (bottom pic) was all the damage I personally sustained. Just some of the stupid shit I do.....

Doggie Style
this fawktard was trying to get me to a net whore when i posted a stat about needed so many points to level. said he could be me 20,000 fubucks and 20,000 points when i asked how, he simply said we cant talk here. i tried to find out why and it slowly led into the 'being a net whore' for him so i blocked him for being a perv. the he has the gull to email not once but twice! im sorry if some blocks me im not gonna email them, just sux u have to block them in ur email too but seperately. oh well but i did nothing to make this @$$ wanna try and treat me like that. Doggie_Style®♣Security Of ♣ The Real Deal Family♣@ fubar

Unspoken
Come walk with me and prove me wrong I will light the night sky for you I will lose myself in you Walking and laughing as i breath you in Hand in hand as we talk away the sun Our voices becoming one as we become one I won't use words to procliam your self It has probably been done before All i can give you is what you see in my eyes What you feel while our hands and bodies are clasped together I will give you moments when time will seem to slow down And in these moments I will offer you Sweet words, warm smiles, gentle kisses, a delicate hand and pure comfort For now, this is all that is allowed This is all that we need Even, if unspoken, we want more.

Awesome 15 Yr Old
Message: WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA : New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed

Joke
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So he asks the biker his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD." "After a while I got b

Miss My Dad
Yes dad the time has come. It has taken a year but now i really feel it. The lost of my Frind, idol , my teacher and my biggest supporter. Firs imove 1200 miles away form you then you get sick. Well you have been sick but noby knew just how bad you did not want us to worry about you . yet all yo uever did was worry about me and my three sisters and their kids. when it was time for you to need us you kept us in the dark until it was to late. These last few days have been hard for me and i am sure on the rest of the familly i am looking fowrsd to going home for christmas this year i just wish you could there I know aht deep down inside of all us yo uare going to be thre I will be strong in front of familly like i was at your funeral the biggest joke was i was the glue that would keep us togheter and so far ihave not let you down. I miss you and love love Frank

Umm,freedom-what Is It?
In today's world we have pets with microchips.Cellphones that have little chips in them that we carry.Or maybe it's that Low-jack for our tools and vehicles.And I can't leave out OnStar that is supose to make our lives so much easyer.All these are really neat gadgets in the realm of technology.However,They are also really neat tools to track you down when and were the government may see fit.I know you say they wouldn't do that.Well,we are liveing in an age of terror laws instead of laws of the land.to put it simpley.The way democracy was described to me and one way I subscribe to it.Is fairly simple,it is a means that you can travel about the country and the world anonymously as your right as a law abideing citizen.yet there are those whom think that we are not educated enough to think for ourselves.They may be your neighbors or maybe those scholars that work in you community.Who knows,But what I wanna know is when did we stop minding our own buisness and start minding others?Well,if y

Poetry
I look into your eyes, i see strength, Your heart over flows with love, yet you dont see it, i can feel it.. know i feel your love when you look at me, when you speak to me, and know i love you fully with no doubtful thoughts, a love you can see, and touch, i cherish you and respect you as a woman, as a person, as a companion and partner, i am yours, and i love you

She Got Caught
The other night my girlfriend was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' She told me that she would be home by midnight, 'She promised!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly,she realizing I would probably wake up, she cuckooed another nine times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with me. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!) The next morning I asked her what time she got in, She told me 'MIDNIGHT.' I wasnt pissed off in the least. Whew, she thought she got away with that one! Then I said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When she asked me why, I said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckoo

Civilian Vs Military Friends
MILITARY FRIENDS CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents, pretty lit, and tell them about the fat chick or guy you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild crap will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you in jail saying, Damn...we screwed up...but hey, that shit was fun as hell!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to stop being a fag. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Borrow each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

Apologise
Just writing this quick blog to apologize if I have not been able to send you all comments or rates back at you etc.... I have been unable to get on Fubar for almost 2 weeks now. I have been very busy at work try to organize Full moon Festival at our Hotel "Meridien Yacht Club" here in Phuket . The Festival will held on 23th-24th November. I hope everyone understand and I hope to get this issue taken care of... I miss all of my Fubar Friends. Take care and have a wonderful weekend... I promised I'll get back to you as soon as I can.... :)

Doctor Report On Burning Calories (u Must Read This)
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different

To Every Women On Fubar
that rated me and commented me, thanks alot i appreciate it. you women are the sweetest and kindest. you guys are the reason why i smile every day. thanks again ladies you guys are awesome.

What I Want
What I want ~Tony Martinez My love How I love you I stuggle everyday for you The need for you Grows stronger everyday At this point I cry to release the emotion I hide my face Not wanting to appear weak before you But oh how I need you I want to see you I want to hear you I want to feel you I want to know you I want to be real to you I want to break down all the walls I want there to be no denying it No more holding back Please love Understand my plea Hear my words How can I make you understand The little things Damn it my love they mean so much I will not fight you for them I know they will come But the day can't come fast enough To lay with you To become tangled in you To caress your face as you wake Yes my love I have been up for some time Watching your beautiful form sleep How much more can I say I LOVE YOU Please hear me Please listen to me I want you to know this deep overflowing passion I want you to see this fire in my eyes Watching yo

Are You The One I Am Looking For?
Well, I did an 'About Me', I should do an "About You" to help elevate the 'awkwardness' with the whole, 'will she be interested in me' first emails I am sent. So, here is the 'is this you, message me' blog, AND REMEMBER "looks" are NOT on the outside, it comes from the INSIDE. The most buff, male model, sexiest man on earth kind of guy could message me and I would give him a chance, BUT if he opened his mouth and degraded, berated or hated on another human being, he just turned into the UGLIEST man alive in MY world and would not even be a friend to me. 1. DO YOU HAVE AND WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S MOTTO? 2. DO YOU HAVE A GOAL AND WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 TO 20 YEARS? 3. WOULD YOU WEAR OR DO YOU OWN A SUIT?*obviously if you own one, you will wear it* 4. DO YOU LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN SPORTS? 5. DO YOU ENJOY OUTDOOR AND INDOOR ACTIVITIES WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS? 6. DO YOU HAVE RELIGION IN YOUR LIFE? *extra points for Catholics, but not necessary* 7. CAN YOU SPELL OR KNOW

I Know You
I look into your eyes, I pray you will remove your disguise. I see your face, I pray you return to your grace. I feel your pain, I pray for God’s rain. I hold out my hand, I want to show you this land. This land of beautiful wonder, No one can asunder. A place of unity, Love infinity. Excuse my eloquence, You hold such sustenance. Your aura is strong, You make me belong. Without you, The sky is not blue. Without you, The stars are not new. As white as the dove, Is the purity of my love. I pray you understand, My love is without demand. When I hold your arm, I am safe from harm. I can still see your smile, Even though it has been awhile. You have my heart, I never want to part. Your soul I cannot mend, I am merely your friend. I pray you see, Your love in me. An Original by Ms. Fay Osayo Rodrigues ~~Your Wildest Dream~~

Wiccan Angel From A Different P.o.v.
http://fubar.com/blog/153371 Go to this one to see a diff point of view. He had finally run his prey down; he had never tasted such sweet blood. He didn’t care why she tasted so different. He was just happy to have this new taste. He was lost in his own world. The silence of the night was more than comforting, more than Inviting. He had heard them in the distance but he didn’t care. Not until he heard them only a few feet away. He heard the snap of the Twig and suddenly shot up and looked at them. He was Surprised, he didn’t expect to be staring at 6 of them. He looked at them, knowing that this was going to be a lovely meal. But one of them for some reason had his attention. It felt strange, as though he had no…….. he couldn’t place the word but he didn’t want to attack her. He felt his friends coming and sure enough out of the clouds behind him and above his head came 4 of his friends floating in from the sky. They Landed and all looked longingly at their Prey. They 6 suddenly to

3am
Well yet again wide awake ...GO Figure ! Well I am sitting here wondering who on my friend list is actually gonna read this , and actually has any true intrests in friendship . Well first and fore most I am here for friends . I actually came back to this sight to support my friends online rock station surge fm . But this sight amuses me and gives me someone to talk to at 3am . I don't sleep much , I was born with no left and injured my right arm 4 years ago so I deal with a tad bit of pain pretty much all day and night . My right arm injury has pulled my spine to the right so sleeping and waking up sucks! I hardly ever complain honestly though just letting ya know what makes me tick . I am married and have three beautiful kids who are my heart and soul . I try to find the upside in almost everything that I do and happens to me in life. I do not judge people for what is on the outside cause been there dealt with that . When you hardly ever sleep at night you tend to get a tad bit bored.

Nascar Race Sunday
the nascar race sunday will bring to an end the number 8 budweiser chevy driven by dale jr. i know he will be driving the 88 mountain dew car next year but it will still be strange not seeing that red 8 car on the track next year. i did get to see that car win two races at talladega.

Friends
You know there are some good people out there, but some times there could be some mean ones out there too.But you know since i have been on here so far,Some of us are nice to each other but im not going to mention names so thats going to stay cool.I really enjoy doing what i can on here as much as i can and im glad that someone had invited me to be a staff memeber to there lounge and i really appreciate that very much so too.I like to meet other friends on here just as well, even couples too being that im married too,But over all i still enjoy being on this web site.

My Poeam ( Only The Best Go First)
IN MEMORY OF DORA MOZELL WALL He saw she was suffering so he took her in his arms he quietly wispered come with me with a heart full of pain we watched her fade away even though we loved her so we could not keep her here a great heart stopped beating hard working hands lay still he tore our hearts apart to show he only takes the best Amie Copyright ©2007 Amie

Ya Wanna Know ...fine!!!
I moved to this town when my aunt died and left me her house. I was in a car wreck and was badly burned because i was trapped...thats why I have NO PICS of myself up and there probably wont be till I finish my surgeries. I know that the scars frighten people away so I don't make alot of friends...well here's the rub...I thought I had made a new one only to find out that from the beginning he thought i was to set him up for his gf to get busted for cheating...I HAVE NEVER MET THE WOMAN MUCH LESS TALK TO HER AS I AM HARDLY ON THIS SITE!!! So I have to thank him for thinking so little of me that just because I have friends on here that may know her, i"m just a patsy or a very low person to do that. So to him I say FUCK OFF!!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR DRAMA!!! For anyone else that might want a freak for a friend hello.

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Graves takes off in a sprint rushing to his comrades as he still tries to make contact but nothing coming through. He starts to hear gunfire and with that sound a brush of relive falls upon him. He makes a mad dash to the signs of life. Graves is stopped suddenly when he comes upon the team. He finds the group trapped in a building using the jeep for cover. Now all that’s between him and the team is a few dozen zombies. He shrugs it off thinking, “I’ve had worse odds.” He grabs to grenades first pulling the pins out with his teeth throwing them to the edge of the undead forces. Then jumping behind a near by car for cover he waits for the blast. A thunderous boom erupts from behind his cover, and he pops out unloading into the crowd. Making sure to stay aimed away from the entrance that his group is hidden behind. Quickly depleting the rest of his ammo he pulls out his two knifes both are custom made for him and are about a foot long in length. The back end serrated for cutting clean

& I'd Give It All Away...
Just to have someone to hold onto... Just to have someone to come home to... *sigh* Saw the mignight 3D showing of Beowolf tonight, just got back 30 minutes ago actually...the drive was a bi depressing due to the background music. That time of the year is right around the corner, oh joy, thank goodness for egg nog.

Friends And Family
I just wanted to say thank you to all my friends and family for all your rates and all the luv you've shown.You are all great and I luv you all.To the confederate Bombers thank you so much for being the people you are and for having me in the family.You are the best.Keep it flying high til the day you die.I am Southern and proud of my heritage and my confederate flag.Much luv to all

Plz Fan Me
Hey Everyone If you haven't fanned me yet could you please do so and I will make sure I fanned you! Im not that far behind on fans I just have a new goal to myself as of late. To make it in the legends page. Im just a few hundred off! Please and thank you! If anyone needs any love let me know!

My Best Friend Ever!!
RadioGuy@ Everyone of us at some point meet a special person who fills our lives and shows us much concern As your friend and as your guiding star they support you and in life make you go far Their love always sparkles in our lonely life and they are with us sharing all our strife You smile knowing this person is there and for us this person truly and dearly cares They hold us close and wipe away our tears to our every need and wants they hear When we are down they are the first to know they will do anything to make our face glow They will open our eyes to many new things and within our soul they will make joy ring They are special and dear to your heart and from you they will never part

"someone's Down With/opp"
Busted... Body: A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it is the same Man, and he asks the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again". The next morning they hear a knock, and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen, and if it is the same guy, I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want To see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough, t

Little Better
well, I have to say I am feeling a little better this morning. But it is just morning so we'll see how the day goes. I slept well last night. No fever so that is good. I did manage to eat some soup last night. I had about a half cup of some veggie soup. I smooshed up the veggies so I could swallow them better. I felt better after I ate something. I have eaten some oatmeal this morning too. My throat is still raw and hurts and my head is pounding....hopefully the antibiotic will kick in soon and start working on the strep. Today's plan.....NOTHING~! I just want to get better so I'll have my energy back. I haven't been able to do my workout in 3 days. And I need to continue working out and toning. When I went to the dr yesterday, of course, they make you step on the dreaded scales....well, I have lost about 20 pounds since July~I am so proud of myself~I just have to toning to do. Well, I hope you all have a great day and a wonderful weekend. I ain't going anywhere so

I'm Still Here
I know I haven't been on much but I'm still around. Damien is doing great, smiling alot more now! He had to go to a check up the week after Thanksgiving and he's suppose to get shots. I'm doing okay and everything is going as well as it can be with Josh.

By Popular Demand
Even though I am not bi, I have had LOTS of requests from bi and lesbian women to create a new erotic story based on the subject. So... my mind will be working on overtime to see what sort of a story I can come up with. However, I do have a custom story to write for a guy right now (you know who you are) and want to get that done before working on the bi story. So... watch for the bi story coming up sometime in the near future.

Kids
Blahhhhhhhh. Yeah i'm moody and bored, so I figured i'd write about it. At the moment I am watching my 2 year old, and her 2 year old friend. Hmmmm, they're driving me crazy! They fight too much for being so young. Do any of you believe in the terrible 2's?? Well I hear it gets worse, but it's REAL! I love my little girl very much, but she runs around like a crazy person, and is always screaming. Hm,I ask myself if i'll look back on this and laugh. I don't think so, but you never know.

A Trip To Barnes & Noble
I have always been attracted to an intellectual man, and what better place to observe them, than at a bookstore. I imagine going into Barnes and Noble, and browsing around the store. I casually look through the romance novels, and then go to the non-fiction area. I see him standing in an isle, and he is reading about World War II. He is about 6 foot, dark hair, and he is wearing khaki shorts, light blue polo shirt, and leather sandals. His skin is light tan, and he has dark eyes are running all over the pages. He looks up, and our eyes meet. I smile, and I walk over to the next isle. I am not a fan of history, but after looking at him, I will pretend I am for a day. I walk down the isle, and I pick up a book on the holocaust. I read the back cover, and I catch a scent that is not familiar. It smells clean with a hint of musk, and it made me think of being kissed on my neck softly. I look up from the pages to find where the scent is coming from, and beside me is the source.

And A Kingdom Begins To Topple
Once upon a time,in a place on the internet,a kingdom was born of the dream between two people. It slowly prospered and gained many subjects,was proclaimed a place where people were respected,honored and treated as though they were individuals as well as members of this kingdom..... Then life happened and the rulers were separated by many things...accidents,love, lust, mayhem, witches,bitches, but mostly the polar opposites of their own personalities..... she, being of the earth,tended toward more practical measures... whereas he,being of the female and therefore spoiled (we mothers always spoil our children) saw no point of view but his own..to the detriment of themselves and the kingdom.... Thus it was that she in a most discerning moment realized that no matter how much she loved both him and the kingdom she could remain with neither... What she did not realize was that many of her subjects remained only because of her so they abdicated the kingdom as well...it is to be hop

Just Another Story... Hope You Like
It was a morning much like any other; I awoke at 4:30 am and went to shower. While in the shower I lathered up, and washed as usual starting with my face, and flowing down my body using the scrubber. When it comes to washing my genitals I always use my hand, first lathering up my cock, which tends to harden some with wicked thoughts of you and also my balls which I imagine are being licked by you, and sucked upon deeply within your mouth, which makes my cock harder. This makes it easier to clean, but so hard it hurts. I finish showering, and get dressed. I always get my clothes together the evening before, ironing if necessary. Once dressed, I go into the living room and put on my stereo, using headphones as to not disturb anyone else. I keep close watch upon the clock; I leave at 5:10 am to get the train and be to work by 7:00 am. I walk into my office and head straight for my computer; I can’t wait to see what you have sent me in email overnight. I anticipate every encounter, your

A Person Gets Lucky
Once in a while a person gets lucky, and finds someone so special their heart sings. My heart sings for you Michelle, but all it sings are sad love songs. I need you baby. I need to be with you. You are my love, my life. Without you I feel lost, and alone. Each time we part it's like my heart is ripped out, and you take it with you. You have my heart, but I don't know how much more I can take this living apart. It kills me at times. I long for the day we are together, forever. What makes it worse now are the holidays. Time that is supposed to be spent with loved ones. You have your family, and I have mine, but that is not enough for either of us. We will be together, the only thing in question is when. All I can say is I will be there as soon as I can. I know, baby. Not soon enough. Until then, You have all of my love, Forever and always, Michael

Wolves Vs. Domestic Dogs
Wolves vs. Domestic Dogs The controversy continues about the wolf and the domestic dogs; are they the same animal or are they different? The truth is they are both. The domestic dog and the wolf can trace their ancestry back to the same beginning. Through DNA testing of all the different species of domestic dog and wolves, scientist have proven that they come from the same ancestry. However, scientists greatly differ on where and when the wolf and man became the loyal companion of man. Some believe they were domesticated back in the Stone Age while others believe the domestication of wolves is a lot more recently, possibly as recent as 15,000 years ago. The wolf and dog have a lot in common. They are both from the canine family, both have the same amount of teeth, they both come in a variety of colors, and they are susceptible to the same infections such as mange, heartworm, rabies, parvovirus and canine distemper. The wolf, although similar to the domestic dog in man

Leaving The K.o.w.
To all of the sow's and kow's sorry to do this but with the leaving of Witoka . I have decided to leave She was a Great Leader and very compasionate person Sorry Jeff but I just cant follow you are too demanding for my taste. I like to have fun and not to be treated or talked to like a dog. Change your ways of speaking to them or just like me alot will leave. Witoka you are #1 with me and like i said before If you decide to create a new family i will be by your side.Thanks for all your help . sincerely Padlocker1969

This Is Me
I am not famous or even very well known. But I am who I am. I am me and me alone. I do not pretend to be more than who I am inside. I do not put up a false front and the real me I do not hide. I say what I feel and I think what I say. What I stand for right now I will stand for every day. Those who really know me can always be sure that my friendship is true and that my love is pure. No matter what life brings I know what I will do. I will be honest with others and to myself I will always be true.

A Demonstration
I just demonstrated to the gals in the office just now how to fend of an attacker. we got our turkeys in today from the company and they weigh 16-18lbs a piece. i had to do the demonstration with the heavier one so i put it in a bag and slung it over my back. i then proceeded to give a safety speech and noticed that they all scattered and hid in corners. they knew i was gonna swing it lol. By the grace of God the bag didn't break. ... my back on the other hand feels like shit. :D

A Guy On Fubar
i met this guy on fubar. he seemed like he wasnt like the rest of the men i have met.he told me he wasnt on here. just to hook up.and that he wasnt a player like most the men on here.so we talked and got to know each other.so one thing lead to another.and he came to see me.well i guess you all know were that lead.so he leaves and doesnt come back on for two day's. so he tells me how guilty he feels about what we had done.but than i see someone else put comments on hes page. wishing it was friday.well wouldnt you know thats one of hes free day's .hmmmm like im stupid and dont know what he is doing.i just wonder how many more he's done this to.i feel so bad right now.and you know he cant even talk to me about it. what a man huh. everybody makes mistakes and i guess i made a big one

Snow Snow Snow
ok I saw it and felt it and well damn its fucking cold out there, I saw the snow fly around and lay down on the ground, really honestly I'm not looking foward of shoveling it all when it gets worse. But don't it bring back the memories of having snowball fights and making snowforts, or even the original snowangel. also as well it reminds me to bring out the decorations for the porch to decorate and make this home light up like a christmas tree.. so come on old man winter bring on the snow snow snow

Stumbled On And Spoke To My Heart
I have been agonizing over past mistakes and decisions and I believe God sends signs of faith when you feel the most vulnerable.Was doing my catching up of accepting and rating friends requests and came upon this....... Maybe ... we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe ... when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe ... it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe ... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe ... the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life un

Update
I just want to take a few minutes and explain where I've been, and why I haven't been commenting ! I was in a 3 car accident last Friday and been in quite a bit of pain. I messed up my knee, neck , back ... and blood in my eye ! I sign on once in a while to check messages, but I never turn my PC off so even though it might show me online... doesn't neccassarily mean I'm around , as I lay around alot with my leg propped up ! Mom was with me and she has several injuries as well.. so it's really been rough !! Keep us in your prayers ! XOXO Love ya's all ~

Poem 2
another day drifting wandering in my mind memories still haunt taking me back in time I used to have a heart it beat strong and proud before cupids arrows swiftly took me down love is very unique the worst kind of pain even when it is good it can drive you insane it causes happiness thoughts of angels in your mind it brings on depression when your alone at night one way or the other its a curse faced by all Love may lift you up but its one hell of a fall

Macaroni
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby I was givin' some head to some french bread It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose He

It Is Time To Bring On The Hard Stuff......chocolate! ;)
What a day it has been! Wow, and it is only 2:00. I have been awake since 5:00am but woke up many times before that. I was working by 7:00am with our accountant and it took us over 3 hours to find and fix the mistakes that Jennifer made to the previous quarter. A bit frustrating to say the least! I found out my computer is 6 years old. Kind of old for a computer when you work on it daily! It is time for a new one. Especially since it has been giving me the System Failure error when I start it up and have to keep pushing the start button until it decides to work! lol Jennifer said she would have Richard at work order me one but then I would end up with what he picked out and not what I want! And I am sure it would be a Dell he would pick out for me and I prefer HP! I need some chocolate really bad! That or wine? Hmmm? Decisions decisions! I am horny. We have had great sex 2 nights this week and none the last 2! I need sex!!!! I better get to have fun tonight!

Should I Or No?
Ok... I got a scouted for a modeling site... so far it is legit... basically how it works is you put your pictures on a page and modeling agencies and stuff like that look through it and if they feel they need you they contact you... but i don't know if I really want to put myself in that world.. especailly me b/c i would be considered a plus size model (if u remember Tocarra from america's next top model I'm her size when she was on that show)... and lord knows its hard for them... all the pressure and critisim... plus i have two children at home and if i do get picked to do somethin I would most likely have to leave where I'm at. But on the plus side.. It is a lot of money and a good oppertunity...

Friday Cofunments
Hello and Happy Friday my fu-friends ... I hope this finds you *fan-FU-lous* hehe coined that term today :) So, any plans for this weekends you wanna share? Me? It's what we in this part of the country ... The Game weekend! Ohio State/Michagain F O O T B A L L ! I make it no secret, I'm pretty sober these days. But -damnnnnnnnnn- I wanna drink tomorrow! we'll see ... I always chicken out, afriad in will wake up that SLEEPING MONSTER inside me. Time will tell :) On to todayz comment: I made the coFUNments whilst with a 102 temp a couple months ago. Wasnt hard being about two years sober to come up with them either ... (I lived those rules ... EVERYDAY) *including days I didnt work* *nods* Nice tie-in to why I chicken out from drinking 8-p So I hope this finds you with your weekend dreams & hopes planned, realized ... As for me: (he dig's into he old 'Catch' phrase) I'm off: Like a hubcap that hit the curb

Adult Questions
Body: ADULT QUESTIONS 1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with? What kind of sex? Cyber, Yes. Phone, Yes. In real life, No. 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? All the time is good :)~ 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? I prefer the right, but sleep on the left as it is. (this is in the in bed already time frame. The opposite when looking at the bed) 4. Lights on or off? off 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? ummmm no :( 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? nope thats all free 7. Shower or bath? Bath... but don't have time too often 8. Do you pee in the shower? Yup :) 9. Mexican or Chinese? I've only had mexican, don't know any chinese I've been interested in. 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive :) 11. Love, money, or lust? Lust, the rest comes later :) 13. Credit cards or cash? Cards :) 14. Has there ever been anyone i

In Dream's!
In dream' i see her face. Awake now the thought i can't replace. In dream's she is there. I awake and she's not here. In dream's i feel her caress. I awake my heart in distress. In dream's i hear her call. Awake my hope's fall. In dream's she is home. Then i awake to find myself alone.

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Guy's Rules
Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear ' the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Nul

I Love My Friends!!!
WOW... Once again my friends Rock! You did it! It was all you! Thank you so much! I am truly convinced that I have the best friends on Fubar! My HH was an awesome success, thanks to all of you! So to everyone who showed love... THANK YOU!! These awesome people below... deserve some love! Hit em hard! #●Mölly●Cö-Öwnër●Öf Clṻb F.A.R●#~Mëmbër Öf Thë Sistërhööd~@ fubar HoakieGirl, Member of the ArchAngel Family@ fubar Will-yum ~-~ Proud" Member Of CBF@ fubar ŦxSüNRISE ® -PiTBuLLs-CLuB FaR-OFFiCaL GReeTeR@ fubar ~♫Splash♫~Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.♫I.B.I.C.♫DSC~@ fubar ~JaMie~CO OWNER OF CLUB FAR~TIM's FB WIFE~ I.B.I.C.~D.S.C.~@ fubar DJ ♥ TINK ♥ @ Club Fantasia~Vixen La La's Wifey~Legz DH Diva's Mgr~@ fubar *~Pure Sweetness~* Official greeter for Clu

Your Heart
Your heart is just as lovely as your face. I can't believe you ever could love me. Gifted with a more than human grace, You're meant for some more noble destiny. I watch you from the sidelines in a dream That never can come true. Yet nonetheless, My heart is happier than it might seem: I shiver in the warmth of your caress. I may not be the mirror for your eyes, But fortune has been decent, on the whole. I cannot know your heart or hear your cries, But love for you illuminates my soul. My looks have made me shy, so please take this As it is meant: an unrequited kiss.

Las Vegas Bound
Hey all!!! i will be away on vacation for a week so i won't be able to show anyone any luv for a week but u all know i luvya!!!!!!! i'll try to hit u all up when i return although i may miss some things if it disapears from the alert box. so here is condensed version of comments to tide u over.... showin luv, good morning, good afternoon, good nite and sweet dreams, good friends, happy (insert day of week here) and last but not least HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!! luvya, zoeygrl

The True Wolf
A true wolf pack stands togeather no matter what. They dont stab eachother in the back or lie to to eachother or play games. A Pack is a Family till the end No matter what happens. I guess some people that clame to be Wolf have no clue what the real meaning of family is. I have said my peace so I wont beat a dead Horse or in this case wolf just remember When you asked for help for another family I Helped no qustions asked too bad there aint meany like me. thats it I have said what I needed to say BE GONE Im done with it Jess LadyLoneWolf THE TRUE WOLF

Woman An Guys Hurting Each Otherwhy?
why do guys cheat on a good woman?? why do most guys only think with there little head an not the brains. an woman why do woman like the damn dear john letters when leaveing a guy just to hurt him more when he loves her?? some one please give me the answers.

Who Knows
who ever knows what im talking about. im still trying to get deployed back to iraq. im down here in texas till janurary 31st. been toying with the idea of trying to go to ft lewis washington. been told they arent taking anyone in the unit im with. been thinking about wisconsin, or maybe georgia. my main thing is trying to get deployed. i know i would make my family sad, but hey i got 2 other brothers, if something happens to me. i have a brother who says i need to be checked out for PTSD(post traumatic stress disorder), and for mTBI(mild traumatic brain injury). still not sure if im gonna get checked out or not.

The Verdict......justice Has Been Served!!!
THE VERDICT CAME IN TODAY! THE GUY WHO KILLED MY HUSBAND WAS FOUND GUILTY OF 1ST DEGREE MURDER WITH GANG ENHANCEMENTS, AND A FEW GANG CHARGES! THE DA SAID THAT HE WILL SPEND ABOUT 50-60 YEARS IN PRISON BEFORE HE EVEN IS ELIGABLE FOR PAROLE! HE WILL DIE THERE! I FEEL RELIEVED AND YET AT THE SAME TIME SAD! THE SYSTEM WORKED FOR MY FAMILY AND SO THERE IS HOPE! WE HAD THE MOST AWESOME D.A., DETECTIVES, AND POLICE OFFICERS IN THIS CASE AND A FORTUNATE BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THAT! I AM VERY GREATFUL AND FINALLY RELIEVED TO HAVE SOME CLOSURE! I STILL MISS MY HUSBAND, BUT I FEEL THAT A BIG WIEGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED FROM ALL OF OUR SHOULDERS AND AM GLAD THAT HIS MURDERER IS BEHIND BARS AND CANNOT DO THIS TO ANOTHER PERSON AND THIER FAMILY!

In The Mind Of A Confused Women
Something must be wrong with me. No really, something must truly be wrong with me. I keep telling myself this is the last time, but it never seems to happen. I mean why in the hell did I let him talk me into letting him come over. "I just want to talk" my ass. I knew exactly what he wanted, but for some reason I caved in. Just look at him hogging all the covers. He doesn't have any type of concern for me. He's a selfish bastard, and I let him in my bed. I met him three years ago at a friends birthday party. I was attracted to him the minute I saw him and the minute I saw him I knew he'd probably be trouble, but like typical True I wanted him anyway. So I pursued him. And at first like every relationship it was like heaven. We talked for hours on the phone, he took me out all the time, he brought me things, he was romantic. I fell for all the tricks in the book. I was in love, still am and I wanted to believe all of his promises. He had a great way in making things sound so good, hel

Just Think About It
if it were not for our mothers none of us would be here today. again thank all the mothers you know including your own. i know we all put our moms throught some hard times over the years. if you are a mother you deserve everything in the world.

I Dont Know What To Do
Im just going to let my feelings flow right now im depressed down and dont feel like any one wants me or im not good enough i gave a man 5 yrs of my life just for him to tear it down and tell me he could never be with me again what am i suppost to do i feel like i cant move on cause he still has my heart and wont give it back and is still hurting it everyday every moment every sec. i want to move on so bad but i feel as if i am stuck and i cant move i loved him with all my heart gave him everything he ever wanted and needed i had a few blow ups but shit who doesnt right he keeps saying i love you i love you BUT WHY DID HE LEAVE me and why cant he be with me cause he has fell out of love with me is that it or is it just cause he wants to hurt me and he wants to see me cry i feel so bad so guilty is it something i did or something i did not do or just plain out nothing to do with me at all . i feel as if i cant go a day with out him popping up in my head why cant i just move on or let hi

I Can't Believe I Was Ever This Corny...
These wings, they push against my flesh, longing to break free. The restraint causes me such pain. I long to spread them open and take flight. If I could, I would fly to you. Soaring above you, watching over you, protecting you, and in the deepest darkness of night as you sleep, I would come to you, stand before you, look upon you with nothing but undying love. I would lie next to you and wrap my wings around you to keep you safe and warm. Then as the morning came, I would ascend into the sky, taking with me the memory of your warmth, the beating of your heart, the sound of your breathing, and the look of peace upon your face. Any price, I would gladly pay, if only to walk with you, at your side, my wings extended, my heart in the palm of my hands, my arms outstretched to you, and with just a look, show you how much you have always meant to me. For now though, I will come to you for those peaceful moments, hold onto them for as long as I possibly can, and I will leave as quietly as I a

Warning: Story May Induce A Physical Reaction!
I want you standing against the wall, your arms pulled tightly over your head. You’re naked except for the binds around your wrists. I move close to you, placing my hands on your chest. Gently rolling your nipples between my fingers. Looking up at you, I softly whisper, “Do you want to cum for me baby?” You quickly answer, “Oh yes, baby I do”. I turn away from you with an evil little giggle and say, “No, you don’t … but you will”. Reaching the end of the bed, I kneel down and take a small wooden box from under the bed. I sit on the edge of the bed and grin mischievously. You watch me intently, wondering what I have in the box. Without saying a word, I take a small toy from the box. Standing before you in a shear black robe and panties, I can feel your eyes moving over my body. I lower myself to a thick fur rug at your feet. Laying on my back, looking up at you, I let my robe fall open. Spreading my legs, I place my feet flat against the wall, straddling you. It is now that you see my p

Friends
sorry i haven't been here much and i know it has cost me some friends and for that i am sorry.the past few days with what i thought was a heart attack.dr.did a heart cath on me but said arteries were not blocked.they are not sure what it is but i intend to find out even if i have to find a new dr.pleas forgive me for not being in touch or finishing rating everyone's pictures and profiles.i will get it done and i hope i do not lose any more friends.take care all and please let me hear.

Almost Married
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?" The second guy speaking very s..l..o..w.. l..y.. tells the first guy, "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o.. s..t m..a..r..r.. i..e..d." The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more." The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a d..o..c..t.. o.r.. a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a.. k.. s..l..o..w.. l..y I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t.. t..e..r." The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married. "W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n.. c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e s..i...t..t. .i..n..g. . o..n h..e..r p..o...r..c. .h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a.. t..c..h. . i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e a..r..e m

Update On The Move Part 2!!
Well.. I got a job offer from Pinnacle health... and i have a second interview at Hershey Medical Center.. about a kick ass job!! So im excited either way!! I still have not found an apt yet..lol I might be homeless..lol Yikes!! hah.. will keep you guys posted!

Time Away From Family And Friends
I think sometimes... It makes you wonder... if this war is ever going to be over.... if it is at all appreciated by those we are trying to help.. I am proud of all the men and women that give their time and lives to try to make a difference there...and to the familys that are without them....

Old Mail System Up And Running Today
this is to let everyone know who has not noticed the mail change over is today 11-17-07 a lot want like it who is new but it will help the system overload a lot.it will stop sending pictures etc by mail.as far as me i like it better what do you think.

So Long For Awhile!
so the time has come for me to write another blog its not gonna be a good one tho! well for those of u that acutally read my blogs i am lettin u know that i am movin outta state! blades or christin will not be online for awhile... i will only be online to check my mail and 360s and all that stuff i wont be online to chat...im movin to be with my boyfriend and i dont need net drama in my real life...thats all what the net has caused me and i am choosin to leave it all out of my life...im sry for those of u that i havent really talked to much im sry and for those of u i have talked to well yanno...lol...but like i said i will keep in contact with everyone im not deletein my names or anything so ill still keep u posted on my stuff...i loves u all and hope all is well...till i come back peace!

How I Feel
Not exactly sure where to start. I would start at the beginning, but I'm sure that nobody really wants to read through my entire life story. I have had several friends ask me over the last couple of days whats wrong with me. Why am I sad, or why am I crying and upset, and the truth of the matter is, I don't really know. I have some theories, but nothing solid to blame my mood on. Maybe it's just the weather, been very overcast and rainy the last couple of days... could be because everyone I see around me has someone they care about and love very much. And even though I know some people that I care very deeply for, love me for who I am, I don't have the physical closeness that I so desperately long for. There are so many guys that talk to me on here and all they are interested in is fuckin me or having me suck their cocks or some other form of temporary physical pleasure. And despite the fact that I am a very sexual person, it just wouldn't mean anything to me without some kind of f

Thanks Peeps!
Good Weekend thanks to thos have Rated my pics, Commented pics, and Special thanks to those that have gifted me or added me(wink) I got a little more to go to be able to add more pics(woohooo) teeheee!! See ya all and Ill be rating too(smiles)

Allied
I hate Allied Construction they stold over $150.00 right out of my paychecks with out me knowing. So I quit then this past friday when I was to get paid they took my whole check, and the state of Utah labor dept. says that they can do that and that they can take as much from my check as they want any time that they want and they don't have to tell me anything about it or why or how much. I think this is ridiculous why would the state let a company do this to anyone. I don't want to even spend my money in this state or work here I hate Utah and I hate Allied Construction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bj
blow job ettiquet 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule # 1... So, if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn you watched, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Exrension to rule # 3... No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are not handles. 6. Extension to rule # 5... Do not push on the top of my head, Do you really want puke on your dick? 7. I don't care how relaxed you get, it is NEVER ok to fart. 8. Having my period doesn't mean it's "Hummer Week", get it through your head, - I'm bloated and I feel like shit , so no, I don't feel obligated to blow you just because WE can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to rule # 8... "BLUE BALLS" might work on high school girls--if you're that desperate, go jack off and leave me alone with my midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just ruined it for you. 11. Leaving me in bed whi

You Guys Are The Best!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just want to say that K.O.W. is an awesome bunch of people they were my saviors in all of this and i want to Thank them from the bottom of my heart, they were so awesome during this period, they bombed bombed and bombed. Thats why I became a member, just awesome people. I just wanted to thank each and every one who helped me out in my contest, lets see there were Lordwolf, founder of the K.O.W. Hippie, Zman Zgirl, Cat O'nine tail, Mizz Shady, Teresa, Honey Bear, Iron Claw, Daybreaker, Drkrelections oh my so many to remember. center lordwolf, founder of the k.o.w. *Lord Wolf *~Founder + Owner Kingdom of Wolves.A Leveling Family@ fubar center hippie ~Hippie~Raiders of K.O.W.@ fubar center zman zman K.O.W. CLUB F.A.R.& DIRTY SOUTH CREW AND M&M NATION CREW@ fubar center zgirl zgirl LOVES ZMAN 4 LIFE AND ALL MY FRIENDS@ fubar center drkreflections drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~THE SISTERHOOD~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~@ fubar center honey bear Honey Bear@ fubar

Take Two
Staring at the sky Asking myself why Why'd you have to leave me all alone Thought you were the one for me Now you're just a memory Like magic you were there but now you're gone You may think you've got me down Because I don't have you around But babygirl you couldn't be more wrong Thought that you could hold me back But girl I'm just too fly for that Your friend's waiting for me to come back home Fought for you but you didn't want me Loved you so much I could not see That you pretended to be sweet Wished our love was a reality But we know wishes don't come true Only one thing for me to do Turn my back cause I'm done with you There will never be a "Take Two" Once I really cared Everything I shared Gave you some of everything I had Could've been flashing a diamond ring But now you don't get anything It's all your fault you know you can't get mad I don't want to fight or fuss I couldn't be more over us You had my love but now you've lost it all Lied to

When I Sleep
I see your face every time i sleep , I wake up and want to weep , i lean up to kiss your lips and run my finger's down your hips , you feel my tongue down your body beleave me it gets more naughty , i scream your name saying give me more bite the pillow as you pound some more , i grip your back and pull you tight , then you give me a kiss goodnight !! , i get up and look around and in my dreams is where you were found!!!! by:: trish

Contest Links & Info
I NEED ONLY less than 3,000 to go BY THE 1ST for 3RD PLACE!!!!!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=709063&i=2964571025 or click here addfan rate her and view pic album for the Sexiest Male on Fubar Contest rate and comment bomb me please *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Co Owner Razzles Night Club@ fubar Here's the info: starts in i think 20 minutes! Starts November 17th and end December 1st. 1st place 3 month vip or 1 month blast *First to 35,000 comments wins 2nd place 7 day blast *First to 15,000 comments wins 3rd place 3 day blast *First to 10,000 comments wins! To Enter Rules *Must Rate,Fan and Add host in order to Bomb. *No Harassing other Contestants or the Hosts. *No Drama of any kind. *Must have at least 100 comments a day to stay in the contest Please help me Win! Here is the pic i used but don't bomb here please go to sultry's album and rate and bomb my pic in the sexiest male on fu

My Internet...
Well... my addiction to the net has been helped by this stupid dial-up speed.. OMG! how painful! Every page takes forever to load. and there's no way in hell I can have both Pirate and Plain Shan online at the same time.. But, its better than not having it at all I spose. and is only temporary. So sorry if I have told you that I will come help you level or help in a contest or giveaway or whatever. I will as soon as I can. Keep Smiling. Catch yas around.

Baby Coming!!!!
For those who have noticed that I've been a bit more scattered in the head lately than normal(and that's saying something,believe me)it's due to the fact that I've not only been dealing with a totally disabled husband going through cataract surgery(the last on-the day before Thanksgiving),but havbe also been dealing with the fact that my youngest child who is pregnant learned imn her 4th month that her cervical cancer had returned....in case you don't understand why that makes us so fearful there are two possibilities with this ....1) the cancer actually spreads faster during pregnancy...2) it goes into remission; Unfortunateluy we won't know which until after the birth of the baby ....she's been in labor since 3:30 this morning and though we know the baby is healthy we won't know my daugher's condition until later....my problem stems from the fact that I've had to keep this info from her father due to his health issues...now it's coming time to face the music so I'm asking all my f

The Vest
Patches cover a biker,s vest.From the neckline to the tail.Writing a story of his life at best.And the trails met along life,s trails. Some may show his warrior heart.Others remembering friends gone by.Political statements are also apart,Alas this story misses the non-biker,s eyes.Leather-clad people who pass you by,Greeted only with nervouness and quick stares.Are out escorting heroes home on thier rides,Back to thier loved ones who truly care.You never see are arrival at home,Where we also have families and lives.Nor our rides collecting money and toys,To enlighten underpriviledged children,s.Christmas morning eyes.We also take care of our brothers, and sisters who are down,By riding things called poker runs.No matter the weather our bikes will abound,Pouring rain or blazing sun.The next time we approach a hello or smile would be nice,A thank you would be the best.For another human is in sight,Beating proudly beneath that vest. this poem is by Larry O.me and my husband are riders p

Own Me?
The bidding is now open in the Fubar Auction.!!!! Click the pic to go directly to the bidding page. Highest bidder (to fu-own me for a month) gets numerous random and varied prizes, and if the winning bid is a 30 day blast or a happy hour, there are 2 special prizes awarded. :-) Click my face and go bid away!! Fu-own me for a month, get 2 days worth of 11's on your pics, stash rated, a salute made for you..A PIMP OUT in a bulletin for all 10k friends of mine to see....many other great prizes if you are the winning bidder!!

57 Cents...(a Touching Story)
A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was "too crowded. "I can't go to Sunday School," she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by. Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by the hand, took her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday school class. The child was so happy that they found room for her, and she went to bed that night thinking of the children who have no place to worship Jesus. Some two years later, this child lay dead in one of the poor tenement buildings. Her parents called for the kindhearted pastor who had befriended their daughter to handle the final arrangements. As her poor little body was being moved, a worn and crumpled red purse was found which seemed to have been rummaged from some trash dump. Inside was found 57 cents and a note, scribbled in childish handwriting, which read: "This is to help build the little church bigger so more children can go to Sunday School.

Naughty Pics....
If you suckers thought that by clicking on this blog, you were going to be given a link to my "naughty pics", you're shit out of luck. What you will find in my photo albums, are a few funny pics of me, but mostly respectable headshots. What is wrong with those? I happen to think a classy picture of someones face far more appealing and a hell of alot sexier that a person sprawled spread eagle on a bed. However, I do not condemn people who choose to do that. To each his own. But you wont find them in my photo albums. I've already stated in my profile that I'm not a skinny girl. If you were one of the people asking me to post a "full body shot" move on...You can be "a little T.O.'d because you haven't seen a body shot, yet" (I heart Kip!) I'm not fat, but by no means am I skinny. I happen to think that I look great. And alot of other people do, too. If what you see in my photo albums is not "good enough" than move along.

She Asked Me For Marry!!!!!
whatsupbabygirl~BARTENDER SECOND 4 ~ABYSS~DEATHSTAR IS MY FU BODYGUARD~@ fubar She asking me to marry but I told her wait to see in more few months!!! She told me wants to moving with me after Christmas Times!! I told her BEST things when Snowing is gone or melt down!!! Then we can hunting for a house for living! So I will looking for Full-Time work! Then we going having a Marrying!! That What did she offered to me!! I say Yes! We will do it!! I love her so much and talking thur by our Text MSG and Yahoo!!! WhhoooAAaa !! I got Surprised! Thank You MIKE !! P.S. I love her lot more!!! Thank to Fubar.com for helping me finding a someone!! I am happy i keeping aviod from my depressed!!! Thank God!!!

I Made A Mistake So Read This One Too
oKAY BEFORE I ATTACH ANYTHING I JUST WANT TO STATE: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PRIVATELY TALK WITH ROB ABOUT THESE ISSUES. HE FLAT OUT REFUSES. BUT HE IS HOWEVER CAPABLE OF ACCUSING ME OF WELL YOU DECIDE IF IT EVEN MATTERS TO YOU. IT MATTERS TO ME MY CHARACTER AND MORAL FIBER IS IN QUESTION.. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE, MEET THE REAL ROB! I SENT THIS WHEN I COULD NOT GET A REPLY.. AND HE SENT THIS BACK.. SO WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? I BACKED OFF. ONLY FOR HIM TO UNBLOCK ME AND NOSE AROUND MY PAGE THIS MORNING. WELL I MADE MY WAY TO HIS PAGE AND WELL NOT ONLY WAS I SHOCKED WHEN I SAW HER PAGE I WAS DISGUSTED.. AND WHEN YOU READ THE WORDS HE WROTE ITS JUST PATHETIC AND MY ANGER TURNED TO PAIN: I HAVE YET TO RECEIVE ANYTHING BACK BUT I KNOW ITS COMING. AND I AM ONLY POSTING 1 MORE PIECE OF INFORMATION WITH DATES AS FAR BACK AS JULY TO HELP SHOW THE TYPE OF CHARACTER ROB HAS. I HAVE SO MUCH MORE THAT I AM HOPING NOT TO HAVE TO POST

Honestly
Aiight this is my time to break shit off my chest thats been on it since i joined this site. Honeslty im tired of people deciding off the bat damn near that ur a player or ur all about urself. Im me no more no less. I'm far from conceited or all about myself. Just cuz u have a name or said a comment or u have a caption under ur name doesnt mean anything...Slow ur roll and get to know em first dont write them off.I'm a big ass clown i tell people that and i joke about alot of shit and thats all it is. I'm a great guy that is a great friend and i get sick and tired of people and their attitudes. Always on the defensive about shit. It gets old. If ur not gonna be fair and ur gonna over react dont bother. Oh yea my name isnt A Gift & A Curse cuz i think im a Gift to Women. By all means i dont see myself as hot or whatever i may be told. This is what my name means..people sometimes like u and sometimes they dont...either way it can be "A Gift & A Curse" GET IT! so please take the attitude e

Stray Pussy
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O. The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.

Tlc
Ok as some of you know I'm ill and have been sick for over a week now :( the doctor says it's not the flu just flu like which means nothing they can do for ya.... so I'm soooo tired of being sick already! Now for the last few days my dsl server is being fickle and booting offline very few minutes and now my E key is being a brat and hanging up and lots of words have the letter E so if we are talking and its missing I'm not going back to fix it anymore..... And for Catch cuz I know you will read this when you get back sorry you are bummed about the bouncer stuff in FU but keep in mind what hes for Id rather deal with that over spam.... And for everyone else get your arse to my page and lave me a voice comment something that will make m smile or laugh cuz i feel sooooo icky ty xoxoxo

Tainted?
I was just sitting here with my back to the TV listening to some sports analysts talk about the Barry Bonds controversy. They posed the question, "Is his home run record now tainted?" and it just cracks me up! Why would it not be? I love baseball, but major league baseball lost it's appeal to me a couple of strikes (the union kind) ago, when players more or less stated they did not need the fans and contended they could not live on a mere million a year. Even back then you could pick out the players on steroids - the ones showing aggressive celebrations after the most mediocre plays and blimping up like zeppelins. Football is a sport that thrives on aggression, but even so you can spot the players who are likely using steroids. They are the ones who make in-your-face gestures towards the opposition and in a showy celebration after a mediocre play, rather than slap their teammates. The NFL has done a much better job than MLB, but still, maybe both organizations should adopt a zero-t

Twin Souls
Twins Souls "And when one of them meets with his other half, the actual half of himself, the pair are lost in an amazement of love and friendship and intimacy and one will not be out of the other's sight even for a moment." The moment your soul was created it possessed male-female, ying-yang polarity and energy. God's love for you made sure that these two forces of consciousness, the masculine and feminine, would be bound together throughout eternity. The two halves have been called twin souls, twin vibrations, twin rays or twin flames. Said another way, you only have one twin aspect of your soul in the entire universe who vibrates at the same frequency of light that you do. This is quite an awesome thought. However, the story is a bit more involved than this simple explanation. As mentioned elsewhere, soon after our souls were created we left the joy and bliss of the Absolute to enter and experience the universe. Originally we were ONE complete soul, one family, one Being. Th

Stupidity Online
People who post their kids pics on the internet are stupid. We try to teach older kids who get online to keep their anonymity for safety. Then parents post their kids pics. Geeze people, get a grip, its not safe to be putting your kids faces out there for the perverts to steal! They use them to put on kiddie porn to give it a fresh new look. And if you are too Stupid to listen when someone warns you, you may be surprised as hell when the FBI shows up at your door wanting to know why you have your kids in kiddie porn.

Forever
In the brightest hour of my darkest day I realized what is wrong with me Can't get over you. can't get through to you It's been a helter skelter romance from the start Take these memories that are Haunting me Of a paper man cut into shreds by his own pair of scissors He'll never forgive her. Because days come and go but my feelings for you are forever Sitting by a fire on a lonely night Hanging over from another good time With another girl... little dirty girl You should listen to this story of a life You're my heroine in this moment i'm lonely fulfilling my darkest dreams All these drugs all these women I'm never forgiven..this broken heart of mine One last kiss before i go Dry your tears, it is time to let you go One last kiss.

This One Is Big--please Help!!
Okay, so this contest is important to me. It's to win a VIP, and I can't afford those things, so I REALLY wanna win this one. Here's the link to my contest: http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=245556&albumid=670593&i=4156272665 Please rate and comment bomb it. And if you could make a bulletin for me, I'd REALLY appreciate it, and I'll buy a big gift for you. Thank you guys so much!!

My Heart
On my screen you came out of the blue, Awakening my heart from pain to feelings before I never knew We are both scared of the road fate has shown Two souls paired to a destiny still unknown Should we choose to meet and tempt these hands of fate It would take two, for the odds to be beat To lead us to eternity and heavens gate Should we choose to not would our minds constantly wonder, Was that the one I always sought On that do we dare to ponder? For you have touched me deep I long to hold you for all time To be mine, forever to keep For us to share a lifetime I want your passionate kiss to take my breath away Never want to miss your touch while in each others arms we lay So now the decision is ours to make I'll treasure you whatever may be My heart is here for you to take Loyalty I'll vow should you give yours to me. The lady I adore!!!

Love.....
New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments LOVE IS ONLY THING WHICH GROW WHEN YOU SPEND THAT. LOVE IS NOT ONLY THAT WE LOOKING EACH OTHERS EYES BUT IT IS THAT WE LOOK SAME DIRECTION AND LOOK FORWARD TOGETHER. LOVE IS BEAUTYFUL BIRD WHICH HAVE TO BE CAPTURE BUT NOT DO ANY HARM. SMILE IS WINDOW WHERE YOU CAN SEE IF HEART IS HOME. MOST BEAUTYFULL THINGS IN WORLD YOU CAN,T SEE THOSE OR TOUCH YOU HAVE TO FEEL THOSE IN YOUR HEART. THERE IS ALLWAYS SOMETHING OR SOMEONE TO LOVE IF YOU NOT LEARNED THAT YOU NOT LEARNED ANYTHING. IMMATURE LOVE SAY: I LOVE YOU,BECAUSE I NEED YOU MATURE LOVE SAY: I NEED YOU,COS I LOVE YOU DONT CHOOSE WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU CAN LIVE WHIT CHOOSE THAT ONE YOU CAN,T LIVE WITHOUT.

Marine Christmas Poem
Merry Christmas, My Friend By James M. Schmidt, a Marine Lance Corporal stationed in Washington, D.C., in 1986 Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the he

Diary Of A Wounded Man!
Today I realized what it is Nothing more than a dream Real life platitudes Washed up in my face Renouncing my faith For love is lost in time Another journey awaits As Standing Bear is alone Reconciled by differences Images of destiny Wastefully swepted away By the tears of a dried up river The journey is followed slowly By another chapter of life Only angered filled by mystery As the new pages are empty with desire People who depend on me Have to wait Like a clown you can't see my face For happiness has no time Sunny days Moonlit skies Sparkling stars Running waters A man of his word Being more to others than himself The shoulders and hands for others to rest upon His caring left as memories The miles of scars I hold The new horizons I must reach New chapter begins My footprints begin to log Diary of a wounded man

Oh Shit!
The most Functional English Word Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can find yourself in deep shit, be happier than a pig in shit or happier than a dog eating shit. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or

Blah
Anyone who has known me for awhile knows that when I blog its to get things off my mind. Writing is like therapy to me. and those who know me know I miss my son terribly when he is not with me. So tonight is just a night where I feel sad. This should have been my weekend with David, but he had some things to do with church and wasn't going ot be home. I always try to work those things into the schedule. So its been way too long since he has been here. The good thing though is he is coming Wednesday and hopefully staying until Tuesday. I know I need to just keep my mind on that. Tonight I feel alone. I feel like that will never change. I feel unimportant... like if I was gone no one would ever notice. And I feel like no one is out there that really cares. yes I know there are people that do... Sorry for being a downer tonight.

I Need Help !!!!!!!!
im trying to add a skin to my profile and dont know how if anyone can tell me how please let me know im all confused and starting to go crazy...lol ty to all of you if you can help me..... Knight

Bragging
You know, I don't really like to be boastful, at least not too much. But, living in Las Vegas has allowed me some really cool opportunities to see things that I might never have had the chance to otherwise. Last night, I got to see Eddie Izzard live at The Comedy Festival! What a great show! He was even funnier than I could have hoped for. I swear, I didn't stop laughing for the hour or so that he performed! Anyways, I just wanted to share my good fortune. :)

Retarded Roomates,free Cycle Garbage And The Know It All Syndrome.
OK,all of you,or some of you read my mumm last night about my stupid roomates.The female didnt press charges and they let the male go.Now he came back this morning and things have been awkward to say the least. Today,the two morons decided to spend a day out which usually means they are either dumpster diving,smoking meth or checking out junk they found on Free Cycle.Free Cycle is a website where people try and get rid of garbage and other junk for free.Usually,90% of the stuff on there is broken or just totally worthless crap that they just wanna get rid of.Well, after watching todays football games, they returned with a betta fish, a broken stereo that looks like it hasnt been used since the early 80's, a Colemen lantern, and a IMac computer which doesnt work either.Usually this is the case for them and I hate it because they always want me to fix this junk.The stereo was shot and the IMac was too.The Betta has a case of bloat and fin rot and Im gonna be amazed if he lives through

Scum Bags At Work
dont you love when every day your day at your job might end because people just have nothing better to do than try to get you fired because they believ that another unqualified employee deserves the job you have and they cant even do thier own job.people are just down right mean and nasty, they are so worried on what you do and report evrything you do but yet they do worse things like steal and take all the breakes in the world and no one says nothing but me they just make up shit and do things just to try and get me fired its just bullshit what ever happend to just going to work and makin a living.if any lawers read this leave all your email.address

Confusion
Why is it that when you really care about someone you feel so helpless to their needs? Why do you feel you can do nothing to make or keep them happy? I want to help them, be there for them, and keep them smiling, but I am being pushed away and it is making really sad inside. I always want to be a great friend to people and I understand we have our hard times and alot of us have been through alot of rough shit in our days, but why must we push away the ones that care about us the most. I guess this is one of life's mysteries that I will never understand.

Omg My Male Cockatiel Is A Girl Lol
omg i just went to change the feed in my cockatiel Baldrik's cage & discovered "he" has laid an egg in it... i've had the bird since easter time & always thought "he" was a boy but i guess both myself & the pet shop owner were both wrong HAHAHAHAHAHA

True Love Does It Exist?
Many questions go through my mind. As I am sure it does many of you. What I don't understand is why is it so hard to find true love? When people look for a mate they look for things they have in common, same interests, and same passions. Compatibilty isn't such a big issue. If you really care for someone or love them you learn to enjoy the samethings or you just plain don't. But why try and change someone? For instance when someone ses you there are qualities they love about you. They decide wether to get to know you or not. But then when they take the step of dating they always try and change you. Every relationship is going to have differences that is what makes people interesting. But when u choose to be with someone it's because of what you have in common or the attraction you have. So why get together and then live together to just want to change that person. Then why not find someone thta has the qualities and likeness that you want? So make the person miserable and make them

My Mental Challenge
I just had a mental breakthrough as to what my problem is. There's different parts of the brain right and sometimes they don't get along.. the part that's retaliating is my wondering part of my brain..the part that says hey I wanna fly airplanes the part that says hey lets travel the world the part that says hey I want to go back to college and get a degree, I want an adventure! The rest of my brain is yelling back.. can't afford it, you're not organized enough, don't wanna go against hubby's fears of me flying or growing. If I work at it maybe I can prove to myself I'm organized enough, smart enough, strong enough, so I can work to where I can afford an adventure. I haven't had one in so long I didn't even get one in the army when that was a big reason why I even joined; to fly and to see the world. I don't want a mundane life. I don't want unsafe adventures either. My mind still has flying as safe to do, I dream of it.

This Guy Is A Wacked Out Genius
I was on this forum about DIO (yes friends Im a DIO fan) and this guy posted these responses whether RJD was Satantic or Christian. They were all originally 10 posts on a forum that I ran together See if you catch what I caught feels about Religion... how he feels... almost... but not quite... he belives in Jesus... but not in Jesus... huh... Cool i find that impossible... Rolling Eyes Religion is a Virus... Jesus was a Teacher... a carpenter... the one who died... Metal is... a Cross... i was Born in the Church... 3 or 4 times a week... for 18 years... so... why is Dio... the Best... (Beast) at Rock... i lived it... had too... i saw Crimes... that would make your skin crawl... After... all i have been thur... why is Dio... a Metal God... because... he puts the Devil... on his Album Cover... he put... Evil... in most of his songs... Dio carries a message... a Sword... most dont understand... After All the Dead... (a Book i once R

I Trust My Top 4!
Do You Trust Your Top 4? DONT change your Fubar top 4! Fill the people in below! 1. DJ SATIN 2. DJ JUICY 3. TERRIFFIC 69 4. LIL MIZZ PERFECT Where did you meet 2? In a hospital in Florida. Have you ever got drunk with 1? All the time. Has 2 ever been to your house? Yup. Have you ever slept with 3? Yup. Have you ever gone shopping with 4? Yup. Can you tell number 1 anything? I tell him everything. Have you ever met 1s family? Yup, lmao Do you know 3s middle name? Yup its Marie lol wait she isn't gunna see this right. Have you ever eaten anything in front of 4? Yup lots of times. When was the last time you talked to 4 in person? Last night. Is any of the top 4 in your family? Yup. Who makes you laugh the most? #1. Have you ever done something dangerous with 1? Yup. Do you trust number 2? Yup, & oh hell ya. Would number 4 do anything for you? yup. Has number 1 ever helped you out ? Yup. Ever hung

If This Makes You Hate Me Then Hate On Babies!
Wouldn't be wonderful if more people didn't have to die for love? I been recently divorced and been away from things for a long time. I got tested after a summer romance with a very pretty RN. So two months later I got to the Veterans Hospital and get my HIV and all other tests done. I have just in converstation told some girls that I have been tested and it turns most of them away. Now the way I see it is if it turns you away please run like hell from me!! this is sad and funny. Sad for one that told me I made her feel nasty. What the fuck is wrong with people? Are they just afraid to to know the truth? There is a good chance they are fine... Please Please Please Don't die for sex it is not worth it.

O Well......
oh my..... i dont know why winter is always so depressing... its grey and i feel always tired and weak... most of my relationships ended in winter... i guess i become most complicated lol.. or the others do :D anyways i am pretty depressed lately cuz something happened that really effects me and i ... dont know how to get over it...actually i dont even know why these things happened and if its really happening ( does that make sense?? ) i try not to think about it but things remind me.. hmm... so... work...is still good... i fix the shit computers most of the time lol...usually that doesnt belong to my job, but nobody else knows how to do it... my boss.. i think i mentioned that i knew him from a job i had before... like 1 year ago i was workin in his advertising agency but then i started school and then my son became very sick so october 2006 was the last time i saw him...he and his wife had the company together. they were a pretty good team.. well now i work with him in this

It Is No Different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Didnt Write This But I Agree
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE THIS IS ONLINE THAT PEOPLE DONT HAVE REAL FEELINGS......THAT THEY CANT BE REALLY HURT BY YOUR ACTIONS OR LACK THERE OF....... YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR FRIENDS ON HERE WITH THE SAME RESPECT, CONSIDERATION AND COURTESY THAT YOU DO WITH YOUR OFFLINE FRIENDS.... THE COMPUTER ASPECT OF IT DOESNT MAGICALLY KEEP PEOPLE FROM BEING HURT!!!!!!! ITS LIKE THEY FEEL SINCE THEY DONT HAVE TO LOOK THE PERSON IN THE EYE THEY CAN JUST TREAT THEM ANYWAY THEY FEEL LIKE.. IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS THEN PLEASE REPOST AND MAYBE WE CAN GET PEOPLE TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE HOW THEY ARE TREATING PEOPLE THEY CLAIM TO BE "FRIENDS" WITH IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS BULLETIN THEN YOU ARE MOST LIKELY THE TYPE OF PERSON IT IS TALKING ABOUT

Why Is It When Your All Most Home The Army Extends Your Stay ?
well ppl an friends i was do home in jan.5th but some how i got fcked again.it sure is nice to knw the us gov can do what ever they want when a war is going on. but when we come home from the war does the gov. give a fck any more about us hell no kick us to the crub like an old used up dog. well im here to tell all my friends an give them my word i will be comeing home in one pice to see them an hang out an what ever. much love from iraq .

What Each Kiss Means
- Kiss on the Upperchest: I'm ready. - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU... ____________________________________________________ WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS: - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you. - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are. - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around. - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ ADVICE: - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ REQUIREMENTS: - Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. _____________

Myspace Hoax Victim's Kin Seek Justice...... Please Read!
I read the following and found it particularly disturbing. This was a child who's emotions were played with by her friend's mother. MSNBC.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MySpace hoax victim’s kin seek justice ‘No apologies’ over teen who hanged herself over failed romance, kin say By Mike Celizic TODAYShow.com contributor updated 10:56 a.m. ET, Mon., Nov. 19, 2007 The parents of a 13-year-old Missouri girl who hanged herself after a failed MySpace romance — later uncovered as a hoax — say they have yet to receive an apology for their daughter’s death. “They’ve absolutely offered no apologies,” Ron Meier told TODAY co-host Matt Lauer on Monday. “They sent us a letter in the mail, basically saying that they might feel a little bit of responsibility, but they don’t feel no guilt or remorse or anything for what they did.” Rather, said Tina Meier, the people are upset with her for going public with their story. Last wee

A Passing, And The Holiday Break.
My boyfriend's (of 6 years) mom died saturday. She was rushed to the hospital on Friday, and it wasn't until early Saturday morning that they knew exactly what had happened to her. Evidently she had a bleeding ulcer no one knew about that basically broke loose. She was kept on life support until 1pm Saturday when they delcared her clinically brain dead and turned the machines off, there was nothing more they could do. Her funeral will be Tuesday. I could only imagine what he's going thru, I almost lost my dad this year and it nearly devastated me almost losing him. Her husband and the two little girls they adopted (their mom was a druggie) are the ones I feel worse for tho. The girls are 4 and 8. So yeah, it's tragic. I have a break this week from school for Thanksgiving. I leave here and go home tomorrow and I won't be online until around Nov. 26, after the break. So, if you message or comment me and I don't return the favor or write back, it's because I won't be getting online for

If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
A woman was killed in an auto accident. She was Very well liked, so the office shut down for her funeral and it was on the news and so on. On the day the workers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail that the deceased woman had sent on Friday before she left for home. "If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love. But as I turned to walk away, A tear fell from my eye, For all my l

A Friend Sent Me This Today ...i Wet Myself From Laughing Lol
Stun Gun (only a man would do this) (Gals - you have got to read the whole thing if you can keep the tears out of your eyes) Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd Anniversary, and I was looking for a little something "extra" for my wife. I came across a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on the assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety . . . WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device, and brought it home. I loaded two triple-A batteries in the thing, and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc o

From Firestar........words Fromthe Wise To The Wise
Tell Me How Worthy of Love I am? Is it my words or touch that tells you of worthyness of your love? Can you see the love within me for glowing deep within my eyes of sorrow and pain that fears, I will lose you if I don't speak the words that race about my mind? Is it the way I walk or breathe upon life that tell you of love that is lurks within me for you? Tell me how worthy I am of your love? Can my heart love tell you what I seem lost too? Is my soul screaming out for you just to reach out too me, so I may know your love is my strenght that will make me finally see I am worthy of loving you. How much does one have to say or do to find how worthy they are of love? If this is your question.... than Let me say this to you, my love. Love is not worthy of love. Love is just love with true desire and passion. Words can mislead someone, but when the heart and soul realize what you are in love... Nothin will keep that love for being. So ask me all you want, if you are wort

Tell Me How Worthy Of Love I Am?
Tell Me How Worthy of Love I Am? Is it my words? Or Is it my touch that tells you of worthiness of your love? Can you see the love within me for you glowing deep within my eyes of sorrow and pain that fears, I will lost you if I don’t speak the words that race about my mind? Is it the way I walk or breathe upon life that tells you of love that is lurking within me for you? Tell me how worthy of I am of your love? Can my heart love tell you what I seem lost too? Is my soul screaming out of you just to reach out too me, so I may know your love is my strength that will make me finally see I am worthy of loving you. How much does one have to say or do to find how worthy they are of love? Is this is your question….. Than Let me say this to you, my love. Love is not worthy of love. Love is just love with true desire and passion. Words can mislead someone, But When the heart and soul realize you are in love…. Nothing will keep that love for being. So ask me all you want,

What The Heck???
OK, why am I suddenly getting all these hang ups on my cell from places where I don't know anybody? Today was St Peterburg FLA and Menonome Wisconsin Last week was Denver Colorado and a couple weeks ago it was Puerto Rico.

I Can Only Hope....
...that when i get home i'll find out that the heater in my car was indeed fixed. it sucks ass freezing every time i wanna go somewhere. but enough of my randomness, what are you lovelies up to? :)

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving! 01. Talk about a huge breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 03. It's Cool Whip time! 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 05. That's one terrific spread! 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 07. Are you ready for seconds yet? 08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Happy Birthday Poem
Happy Birthday Poem Today is the day you bless life with your presence. It’s a day the angels song and wept because of you leaving heaven to be within life. Hell it’s a day your mother scream at your father cursing his misery sex fiend ways upon her. Yet once over…. She cried to her happiness of you being born perfect in every way that made her see… This was the best day of her life. Today is once again you birthday… Hell how many have you have. Shhhhh… Never day over sixteen in my eyes will you be. Oh heck…. Did your dad go out get shit face drunk… Or Did he just faint from seeing you pop out? Either way, I bet he was proud the day and every other day. So now…. I have to say… Fuck this damn poem…. Just pucker up ladies and gentlemen…. It’s your fucking birthday. I am here to muahhhhhhhhhhhhh till you faint just like your father did. ©2007 Firestar

Fwb
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Body: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of monkey shit... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", and it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it

See I Didn't Forget Ya'll :)
Aww see I didn't forget some of my other great friends in a pimp out. Please go by and say hi and show these guys some awesome luv! Fan, add and rate them! These guys really rock and are always there for me! Dirty Beast [D.S.C.]-[Guilty Pleasures' Manager]-@ fubar Mr. Horny~~Proud Member of Hott Bombers~~~@ fubar DirtyWhiteBoy@ fubar **Just Me** ~Dirty South Crew~@ fubar Smitty - Just Having Fun@ fubar XwXTOMMYXwX@ fubar ~Krazi~ Tommy Gun Timmy~ BADA BING~@ fubar tost69@ fubar ICE~~DSC~~OWNER OF D&DC~~@ fubar STRYKE@ fubar

A Future Surgeon?
I love gory things, its weird but when someone or something is bleeding or hurt I like to poke and prod (sometimes it causes more pain and other times it doesnt). Then again at other times I just like to see what all damage is done. For some unknown reason I'm interested in the weirdest things such the colon, intestines and kidneys. Hmmm maybe one day I'll be your surgeon.

What Every Girl, Or Guy Wants For Christmas!!!
Go check out this site, its Adult toys and lingerie, so be warned, but there is a sale and a ton of great stuff. I know there are a alot things I want for Christmas there. www.bwylde.com

Amusing Myself To Tears...
bite me,blow me suck me,fuck me very slowly if you kiss me dont be nasty use your toung to make it tasty.... roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour...... Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!......... Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply.......... Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream...... Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid........ roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine......... roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed.....

How Am I? That Depends, How Are You?
How very sweet of you to even think about me. I do hate being in such low spirits as it is quite an unfamiliar place for me, but not to worry, that being the case, I am not bound to this hell for long...I will do as I always do and make some glorious recovery and then ask "down in the dumps? depressed? hard times? what is this nonsense of which you speak of me?" and everyone will forget and we will all live happily ever after. on golden pond maybe. but not under a golden shower. unless u like that kind of thing, which there is nothing wrong with, i just prefer not to participate in by giving or receiving, but i have some friends that enjoy both, so maybe there will be a small yet dignified area sectioned off for golden showers, the rest will just be a golden beach on a golden pond, both of which will be colored golden by the sun and not in any way by the runoff from the efficiently sectioned off golden shower area, which will be sectioned off not in any negative way, because it's