It sucks when you have your day planned out and then it gets blown up by a busted up couch. Ya see it's like this; my brothers were visiting so I was making dinner or whatever. Havent gotten any in a few days so I went with the porn. Was gonna get in a quick jerk when I'd sat down on the couch and there's the fuckin spring poking through like a stalker. Needless to say next time Kendall is here there's going to be hell to pay.
Peace
