Eddie wants desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she's dating someone else.
One day Eddie gets so frustrated that he goes to her and says, I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looks at him, and then says, NO!
Eddie says, I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.
She thinks for a moment and says that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she calls him and explains the situation.
Her boyfriend says, ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?
Still breathing hard, she manages to reply, the mother f--ker had all quarters!
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed
