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Only In America!!!! (funnies)
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 7. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in package s of eight. 8. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 9. Onl

The "don't Even Ask" Album!
Ok. I gotta ask you ladies this. What the hell is up with the "don't even ask" albums? You know what I'm talking about. Some of you even threaten to delete, and block us guys if we even so much as think about asking to see! Come on ladies! How do gain access to this "forbidden" file if we don't ask? We're guys! We see that red NSFW tag attached to them, and we KNOW it's you nekid pics, so...WE'RE GONNA ASK! It is our mission in life to see boobies! We can't help it. Don't punish us for it. Now some of you are saying "but Austin. Some of our private pics are not nudes, just pics of family and shit." this rant does not apply to you. Although, I would suggest labeling them in a manner the would let us perverts know that they not nudies! And I'm sure we will stop asking to see them. Let's face it. If you didn't want anyone to see your NSFW pics, then you wouldn't have put them on the INTERNET! If they are TRUELY "private," then keep them on your computer, and don't post them on a soci

Beware The Insidious Scots
They've been infiltrating the U.S. for years. First they distracted us with pretty people like Sean Connery, Angus McFayden and Gerard Butler just to get us off guard. Now they are infiltrating our music - with The Jesus and Mary Chain, Franz Ferdinand, KT Tunstall, Snow Patrol and Paolo Nutini. They must be stopped from invading us completely. I volunteer myself to help stop them by breeding them out - one Scot at a time! Its a sacrifice, but its for the honor of my country!

Sorrie.
Sorrie everyone that I have not been on. Depression sucks. I am not ignoring anyone at all. I just haven't been myself at all. Shit with the drs isn't going all well and now the other problems I have had before are coming back now. This sucks, but I can't help it. *sigh* mebbe I was ment to die early in my life, I dunno. Just so you all know that I do luv you guys and thank you for always being there for me when I needed it the most. But rite now I am severely depressed and its getting worse. So I will try real hard to get on here once in a while to let you all know I am alive. I guess.

Yet Another Poem For That Special Some One Writen By Cherryangel
I think about you all the time, i cant seem to get you out of my mind. I've never really felt this way, and this is what i have to say. you make me feel like no one else, even though you put me love up on a shelf. i wish i could get over you, though i fear theres nothing i can do. i wish the pain would go away, but its here, and its here to stay. u already have my heart,I'm giving you the key, i hate this place when your not here with me. i cant live without your love, I'm on the edge give me a shove. i waited for your call,it never came, i guess I'm the one to blame. so now I've told you how i feel, and i want you to know these feelings are real. without you everyday i die

Very Short Story
Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, "PIG!" Man yells out window, "B I T C H!" Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.

Falling
Okay, I find myself falling for someone on here. What the HELL!!! What am I thinking!!! He IS married, I AM married. He lives far away. Chances of us ever coming together, slim to none. Does he REALLY care? Or, is he telling me only what he thinks I want to hear? GOD, I do not know. I'm 48, smart, I think. Strong. So what am I doing. I do not want to take chances with my heart it has been broken too many times but I do not want to let go of him either just in case there is a slight chance that he is the one that will make me happy again He already makes me laugh, not just laugh but the kind that comes deep down from your soul. He makes me feel like the most beautiful sexy woman in the world. He is also very honest with me. He does love his wife and this he tells me, which is what I admire most. So, what is the chance. None, huh? looks like I am cruising for another heartache. Help me please?

The Good Guys
Many times we women sit and wonder if there are any "good guys" left.. ok.. so the guys wonder that about the women too..but I see it more so on the women's point.. I think what happens and this is my own opinion is that.. we get mistreated so much (often times by our own fault) and we set ourselves up for that... If we think guys are going to be assholes.. they are going to be.. If we think guys are going to run around.. they probably will.. We find what we seek .. we seek those "no good, cheatin dogs" because its what we expect.. Unfortunately.. If you clump them all into a group you will never find that ONE that is honest, caring.. hardworking.. dedicated and loyal.. all you will see is the one that will run out on you, treat you like crap and disrespect every aspect of your relationship.. Men and women disrespect each other because that is what is expected.. men expect women to be bitches.. so we are.. women expect men to be untrustworthy and cheat.. so they

Please Pray For Her
Recently, high school sophmore Julie Fishleigh, age 15, of Ohio went to the hospital with a temprature spike of 108 and her organs shutting down. They had life flighted her from the local hospital to Rainbow Babies and Childrens' hospital and had her put on dyalasis. As of Wednesday (8/29) they have taken Julie off some fluids and sedatives that they've been pumping her. She's still in critical condition but is responsive and her heart is pumping very well. We cannot lose Julie; she's a personal and dear friend of mine and a very young girl--too young to be taken from us. So I'm writing this blog asking you for your prayers, thoughts, whatever you have to offer for the healing and strength of my Littlest Fish and her family.

Jumbled Thoughts...
I'm sitting here in the quiet...just thinking about my life...my feelings...my emotions...my future...don't know where to start. My heart is so overwhelmed and consumed with the greatest feelings. I can't, for the first time in my life, find the right words to describe it. I've never had a problem finding a way to say what I felt. It's not only an emotional feeling but it's physical as well. While this is the best feeling ever, it is also the most hurtful as well. While I'm at the highest of highs, I'm also feeling very down. My mind is soaring with all sorts of images and thoughts...my heart is a different story. It feels like it's going to explode into millions of tiny pieces for whatever reason. I want to laugh but in the same breath, want to cry too. There's a sweet but hurtful ache that I can't seem to escape from. When I remember last weekend and the soft spoken words...the most intimate things that were said...I can't help but to smile. But then there are other things that I

A Very Special Message
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other Students in the room on two sheets of paper, Leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, And as the students left the room, Each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, The teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, And listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, The entire class was smiling. "Really?" She heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" And, "I didn't know others liked me so much," Were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise

Cocktails
Raspberry Cocktails Evoke Summer Make a toast to the end of winter with one of these raspberry-based cocktails. You'll dream of blue skies and warm summer days. Rasmopolitan 1-1/4 parts VOX Raspberry 1/2 part Cointreau 1 part cranberry juice Mix in a shaker half-filled with ice and pour into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with fresh raspberries or a lime peel. Raspberry Fizz 2 oz. Fruja Raspberry 2 oz. Stoli Razberi Vodka Sprite or 7-Up Combine Fruja Raspberry and vodka over ice. Top off with Sprite or 7-Up. Razzputin 1-1/2 oz. Stoli Razberi Vodka 3 oz. cranberry juice 2 oz. grapefruit juice lime slice Mix all ingredients, except lime slice, with cracked ice in a shaker or blender and serve in a chilled glass. Garnish with lime slice

The Pastor's Donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, Posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where

Maybe Yes, Maybe No
TAURUS - The Enduring One Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

Moving To The South!!
MOVING TO THE SOUTH!! May 30, 2007: Just moved to Murfreesboro, Tennessee from Chicago, Illinois. Now, this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a park while lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14, 2007: Really heating up. Got to 100 degrees today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. June 30, 2007: Had the backyard landscaped with western plant s today. Lots of cactus and rocks. The yard is a breeze to maintain! No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love living in Murfreesboro. July 10, 2007: The temperature hasn't been below 100 degrees all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy, but getting used to

Contest For Vip For A Month
WOMEN ONLY NO MEN. TIGHT TOPS PER APPROVAL BY ME. Start 9/01/07 1pm Eastern Standard Time Ends 9/07/07 1pm Eastern Standard Time Rating is 1-10 1 point for each comment. Winner with most comment points wins. A prize will go to the second highest total. Send Photo you want to use in mail will post on 9/01/07 must be in box by noon on 9/01/07. 1st Place will be a one month Vip Runner up will be a 1 day blast I hope alot of ladies will join in. Hope to have some fun. Thanks Hope all the ladies will give it a try. Bingo

My Divorce
I am now offically divorced!!! My ex has to pay me child support, all the bills, and my attorney fees! I'm lookin at getting a pretty penny!!!! WOOT WOOT!!! I have had a huge weight lifted off my shoulders. I'm so thankful that it's over with and I no longer have any ties to him. So, it's celebration time!!!!

Stoneman
ok this guy was bashing my friends and i bashed him in his MuMM and then it began... ->StoneMan: word up ->StoneMan: yeah, people just do that, there was a lot that went on before where people were marking all non mumms NSFW and even legit mumms so some people say shit now StoneMan: Hey you too Anytime you want to trade a few insults feel free we can discus it aain later ->StoneMan: as much as i'd love to stay here and continue this riveting conversation i have a life to get back to so have a great day sport StoneMan: That was exactly my point why does it matter if it is not a mumm if somone has something leggit to say? I saw some very good mumms today that are not technically mumms and a lot of people shitting on those people because they think its cool to throw around insults....That is who the mumm was written for ->StoneMan: well you were pretty harsh about the mumm, whats the difference if people say its not a mumm or it is, its not like people are going to stop posting no

I Have Only A Moment
This is my first time writing for someone whose new to me.... but I'm going to write a poem that I hope will make you happy, so....here goes.... I had only a moment, to see your beautiful face, beauty that emits such a warm embrace, and as the moment passed, I noticed something different, your beauty was so simple, elegant, and innocent, I had only a moment, to hear your voice that was so sweet, I lost words to speak, my heart had met defeat, being speechless doesn't come very often with me, but I guess thats how rare you are, don't you see? I shouldn't say this since I don't really know you, but I don't have to know you to know thats it true, I had only a moment, to see your smile so unique, I can't put the description in words to speak, your smile is so rare and one of a kind, it can even be seen by the blind, if they rated smiles one through ten, I would give it a 20 over and over again, I had only a moment, when you were their in front of me, to think

Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

Chemical Anlaysis Of Women
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM Women - a chemical Analysis Element - Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118, but know to vary from 100 to 460 lbs. Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties 1. Surface usually covered with painted film. 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states ranging from Virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Chemical Properties 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a male. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known. Common Uses 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. Tests 1.

36.485 Days
This just boggles my mind. My brother in law's Gram died the other day. She would have been 100 years old on Sept 11, 2007. That is what boggles my mind. She lived 36,485 days. Totally amazing. For as old as she was, this sweet little lady, traveled to Vegas once a year just to "play the slots". She was sharp as a tack and usually came back from Vegas a winner. I've been thinking about this since I heard she died. Imagine all the changes and events that she experienced in her life: Both WW I AND II The Korean Conflict The VietNam War The Persian Gulf Communism Socialism Medicare Social Security Income Tax Gas Prices going from one end of the spectrum to the other 18 US Presidents Presidential assinations. A presidential impeachment A woman running for Vice President A woman running for President An African American running for President Women getting the right to vote The Civil Rights Movement John Glenn orbiting the earth Neil Armstrong walking on t

Random Thoughts On Life
I wrote this awhile ago, but I guess I neglected to put in on this website lol. A concept was put to me that left me perplexed. After two nights of deep thought and some insomnia, my mind has come up with the following conclusion... To become well rounded, fully functional individuals once must start with changes beginning on ones inward state of mind. What does this mean? One must find happiness within oneself. A complex notation, I concur for it was not readily understandable to me at first. Just stay with me here for a moment as I break this down as such, which can be easily understood... I think it can be agreed upon that one cannot become fully functional unless they have achieved a happy state of mind. Yes? Simply put, the biggest step to be made is to become truly happy. I find that one cannot be truly happy with life, unless they first become truly happy with ones self. How can one go about this incredible task? I have come up with this: Fir

Enhancing Photos
I dare say we've all taken a photo where, the colour is all dull and nothing like what we seen in real life, and 99% of the time it goes into a drawer and forgotten about But today with a bit of Knowledge and a good photo editing programme an ordinary photo can be enhanced and the colours brought back to life. The photo above was converted from a RGB image to a Lab image then adjustments was made to its colour curves to improve them Bring out and enhancing the colour

People Piss Me Off.
I mean, I know it's me in the picture...but I have some idiot leaving me comments and telling me that a specific picture isn't me, he knows who it is and for me to take it down. Let's see, it's me a year ago when I still had my long brown hair, in my ex's bedroom WHILE he was in the shower and I had just gotten my new camera. The light if bright in the picture so he says it's a red head not a brunette. Why in the hell would I steal someone else's bathing suit picture when I have nudes up? What, it's the ONE picture you can't see my face in so that means it's not mine? Fucking dumbass.

Your My Dream Come True
To only wish to be in your arms right now and forever to come home to you and never be alarmed i would love you unconditionally and we'd be together. at once i smile and think god finally someone who respects me for me Ive always wished for you and its you i got you are a lifetime of experiences and memories only we can see. promise to never hurt me to never let me slip away its only you i see its your touch thats to unconditional to give away i promise you ill never hurt you I'm not like the others, I'm caring and i respect you and you know i will always love you too don't think your nothing, because your my dream come true you bring me so much happiness you always make me smile too thank you for your joyfulness because your my dream come true.

Ima Gemini Whooooo O___o Twins You Say?
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Suicide Girls And You!
Ok so a little over a year ago I sent a photo into Suicide Girls and was accepted almost immedialtely. The next step was a photo shoot in which I would have to pose nude for the majority of the shoot. Fully nude. Only for the initial shoot though. I am completely comfortable with myself and was beyond excited. I had the photographer, makeup artist, place, etc. (Thanks Michelle and all!) Within about a week, I clammed up. Freaked out. I was horrified about my family and friends possibly seeing me totally naked on the internet. The shame it would cause! I have not spoken of it since (seriously anyway). Now I wonder what would be different if I went through with it. I am also considering getting over myself and just f***ing doing it. Who cares really? I see my family like twice a year and what the hell would they be doing on Suicide Girls anyway! Ew! So I have decided if I am going to do it, it needs to be now. But, should I? Hmmmmm........

August 30, 2007
August 30, 2007 Today was just another one of those days. You know what I'm talking about. The kind of day that just seems to drag on forever. I feel like I have been awake for days but I have only been awake since about 7 am. I am tired but I am not ready to go to sleep. It just feels like the days are getting longer everyday. I know that they are in fact getting shorter because fall is right around the corner but they feel like they are getting longer. What can I do to help pass the time?? Is there any refuge for the bored and lonely? I sure hope so cause I haven't found it. If anyone that reads this has any idea as to what I can do to eliminate this problem, please tell me. Signed, Sully P.S. One of the reasons I am so bored and lonely is because I have been without a girlfriend or any intimate contact with a woman for over 4 months now. So I know that it is the reason why I am lonely but the boredom I just can't figure out.

Who Were The Celts
Who were the Celts? The Iron Age Celts, referring to a time beginning as far back as 1500BC, were a tribe of people who lived all over Europe about two thousand years ago. At one time, you could find tribes of Celts in modern day Spain, France, northern Italy, and as far east as Russia. Around 500 BCE, the ancient Celts migrated and settled in modern day Ireland, Wales, Scotland, and the Isle of Man. The Celts were a proud and honorable people. They were also very clean. The Celts are credited with the invention of soap! They were fierce warriors. But they never founded an empire. They never built cities. They lived in small farming communities. They loved music. They loved to boast. And they loved to make up stories, especially stories about the little people - fairies, elves, leprechauns. Their culture lives on today in music, story, and song. Celtic Attire The ancient Celts loved color. They used huge looms to weave richly dyed wool in colorful plaids. They made tunics

Turtles
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"" I Wrote This Tonight For Kage ""
I CARRY YOU IN MY HEART , WHERE I GO , YOU GO IN MY HEART .AND WHEN THE STARS ARE OUT ,WE ARE NEVER APART , NO MATTER WHERE WE ARE . YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART . WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW TO KAGE . ON 8/30/07 AT 21:33PM AND I WILL ALWAYS THINK OF YOU NO MATTER WHERE WE ARE.

Welcome Back
I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME BACK WITH US GOTHIC ROSE AND WARLOCK IT IS SO GOOD TO HAVE THEM BACK ON FUBAR FOR THEY WERE VERY MISSED BY A LOT OF US AND ALSO GLAD THAT THEY GOT ALL PROBLEMS RESOLVED AND ARE BACK ON COURSE CONGRATS HUN AND AGAIN WELCOME BACK HITMAN6

Insert Random Cuss Words Here......
so I work an 11 hour day and for the kind of work i do thats a long time to be working and a lot of work to do..... I get home to FUBAR to find that someone who doesnt even have a picture in thier profile, much less a name went through my pics and marked a bunch of them nsfw.............. FUCK YOU........ YOU PRUDISH WHORE-BITCH!!!!!! IF I EVER FIND YOUR BITCH-ASS IM GONNA TAKE A RAILROAD SPIKE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR CUNT! Ok now that that is outta the way...... im gonna spend my 11s and go to bed, lets hope tomorrow is a better day, night all :)

Hi.. Fubar Could Use Some Help Or Advice..
Hi i have a teenage daughter who is 15 and has recently come to me because she is now sexually active..Me and my ex are concerned of course..she says she's being safe and using condoms but me and my ex are considering a better form of birthcontrol ive been looking on the web ive come up with The PATCH, Norplant, and the Implanon. Ive come up with these the patch costs 40 amonth the norplant cost 350.00 but lasts for 5 years.. the Implanon like the norplant lasts 3 years and is the most expensive. Im having a hard time with this so if you have additional info or just a opinon im all EARS.. Shedevil...that has a littleshedevil Daughter lol Jesus shes the image of her mother..

I Like To Be A Butterfl
I like to be a butterfly I like to be like the butterfly flying around all day from flower to flower Feeling the wind under my wings I would like to land on you and show you all the beauty i seen traveling from flower to flower in the day I would like you to see the baby birds being fed by there mom the beaitful and the colors in the flowers. I would like to share this and more with you

3 Weeks Vacation Here I Come
WEll it figures I break my toe 1 week before I go on vacation, I will just have to be careful with what I do so I don't mess it up more, Tho I am not the type to go to the doctors, Which means I hope it grows back normal and not crooked haha...I hope everybody all my friends and family, all of you are doing well, and your summer was very good to you, I am off to Oregon for a few weeks, Visiting an old friend from High School I haven't seen in 14 years I am so excited...I did see her once in dec. of last year, but that doesn't really count, that doesn't give you enough time to visit, so I think three weeks out there is going to be a blast..Maybe get drunk a few times, might even sing at a bar but i really REALLY have to be drunk to do that haha....But I look forward to going to the beach and just catching up... So with that said, and I won't bore you anymore, You all have a good one, And I will Catch ya later.... Hugs Always Chad

Remembering England's English Rose ~ Diana, Princess Of Wales
We would just like everybody to remember our beautiful Princess, the one and only English Rose that will ever be, Diana Princess of Wales, Queen of Hearts, The People's Princess. Exactly 10 years ago on Friday 31st August 1997, she was tragically taken away from us in a car accident in Paris :( Here are some video clips, please watch, and remember this beautiful woman, thank you :) you may need some tissues :( Elton John says it all in this video taken at her funeral ... 10 years on, she is still missed greatly, this has been put together for her ... Has a bit of a tribute to her, please join in with us by using 1 of her pics as your default for the day. If you want some photos, click on the 1 below to take you to an album with some of her pics in, choose what you like and rip away :) Diana you are always

Screw It!
I am so angry... first off, please don't think I am here for sympathy...because I am not...I just need to get this out. I have been with this damn man for so long. He has done me wrong, and he appologises, and makes that all mighty promise that he will change. He goes to Iraq, and to be honest...what the hell can he do there? Well, of course the unfaithful bastart finds somehow to make me feel like dirt. Why do I do this to myself? Fiftey thousand things are running through my head, and none of it makes sense to me. I was proud to be his wife. I flaunted and bragged every chance that I was given. I am just not sure where I went wrong. Damnit, I am done. I have tied his last lie up wit a bowe...and I am finished.

The Nine Charges
The Nine Charges 1. To maintain candour and fidelity in love and devotion to the true friend: though he strike me I will do him no harm. 2. Never to make wrongsome oath: for great and grim is the reward for the breaking of pleged word. 3. To deal not hardly with the humble and the lowly. 4. To remember the respect that is due to great age. 5. To suffer no evil to go unremedied and to fight against the enemies of Faith, Folk and Family: my foes I will fight in the field, nor will I stay to be burnt in my house. 6. To befreind the friendless but to put no faith in the pledged word of a stranger people. 7. If I hear the fool's word of a drunken man I will strive not: for many a grief and the very death groweth from out such things. 8. To give kind heed to dead men: straw (natual) dead, sea dead or sword dead. 9. To abide by the enactments of lawful authority and to bear with courage the decrees of the Norns.

Apologize
I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground I'm hearin what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around, and say... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it's nothin new I loved you with a fire red- Now it's turning blue, and you say... "Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late. REL

Brown Eyes
Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days. -Green Eyes- Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this- -Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relati

Rob Goes Mumming.......
No i have not started chasing MILF, i am talking about the place where all the fat women and retards hang out, some of my best bit's of the day. what should I do, i have a dillema??? the other day my best friend in the world was hit by a rocket and lost both his legs.and he should be in the states by the time i go on oleave. the other thing is that my wife is having our first child together and id like to see the birth. what would you do in my situation? Rob say’s - go see your kid been born, your mate is going nowhere o.k. (p.s. for the retards here, yes that is a quip since he has no legs, how can he go anywhere…… ? see humour is subjective) Groomers “i take my st.bernard to the groomers every other month, she baths, cleans teeth and ears and cuts his nails and shaves him, and she charges me $40, my question to you is, do you think she charges to much?” Rob say’s - I thought this was going to be about nonce’s on the internet, and turns out to be

The De
I will walk my own path within this world. I will not turn the other cheek. I will destroy those who strike out against me. I accept all my actions and accept the outcome of them. I will give my love to those who deserve it and my hatred to kill to those who deserve it. I do not care about idle gods and those who worship them like cattle. I am my own GOD and I am my own DEVIL. I know that the darkness is within me as strong as it was at my birth and I will follow it deep into the netherworlds at my end. I know that to be free one must let go and I will relieve myself of the inhibitions that strike many people. I know I am evil for I like many are the worst creatures that walk this earth. I wage a war against those who oppress free thought and the enlightenment of man. for why should i be tied down by the idle religions within this world. I follow the dark path that is within nature. older than bastardised religions created by man to suppress man. I am free of

Maybe It's Just Me...or Else I'm Wrong?
Ok...maybe it's just me, but why is it that guys like to play with our emotions?? They tell you all sorts of things you want to hear or what they think you want to hear...?*I love you..can't wait till we are together... You are the love of my life..* that sorta garbage. Hence reasons why some of us either stay single or turn lesbian. Honestly...all you men out there!! Do we seem to have *I am in need of emotional destruction* written somewhere on our foreheads??

Lots Of Friends ???
I am asking myself where all the friends on fubar are , I have a good few and I've helped rate them or bombed them in contests, some of those dedicated few have in turn helped me bomb my uncle in a contest yet i see hardly any apart from those few read bullitins. Are people on here anti Scottish I wonder ???? I came here since both myspace and yahoo turned out be full of crap, its been great fun here but I'm wonder if lot people just add to have big list like they did elsewhere, and dont really care about the friendship at all mmmmm

My Conclusion...
i have concluded that i am ready for my death. i'm ready to leave this hateful world behind. i dont want to it anymore. i'm sick of living. i've ruined to many ppl's lives and hurt to many ppl to be able to live in this horrid world any longer. i jus cant be one of the lucky ones that get to leave this earth. my luck is to horrible for that. instead i am forced to stay and suffer through life. cant jus alittle good luck come my way?

What To Do
Ok so those of u that read the first part of this blog a couple weeks ago kinda know what going on..i was talkin to sum guy on here and everything was all good then wierd stuff started happening..i was erased from his friends and blocked but then added back on..so i kinda figured sumthing was goin on...so i asked him and he said sorry blabla..well as sum of u know last night i got sum comments on my page from his WIFE yes his wife..sum of u already predicted this so its of no shock...my thing is that he talks to other girls on here and i was the main one singled out and she has my phone number..so needless to say thats why im in a bad mood for those of u askin if u have any comments i would appreciate it thanks i luv u all my freinds!

About Me...
To Know Me, Is To Love Me... My name is Nina, I am 43 years old, or as I like to put it... I am 21 with 22 years experience. I have a 13 year old (demon spawn) son. Thank God he is an only child. I was married for 15 years, separated for nearly 3 years (so actually it would be 18 years in Oct, because divorce is not coming easily.) No need to say "Sorry, for your divorce" Because I am not! I do have a crush on someone, however I don't think he is all too sure about me, (yet). I love to flirt and make new friends and that is my purpose for being here. I am artist by trade, but a Security Officer by necessity. I live in Oklahoma, but was born and (for the most part) raised in Michigan. Some time ago I saw something that I thought was cool in someone else’s blog and will now do it in my profile. I AM... A woman A mother An artist A romantic Goofy Intense In love Strong A good friend Friendly Creative Stubborn A poet A hopeful writer Forgetful Loving Lovable Short

Funny Nsfw
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a axe to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a 44 Magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! Keep to the book? You're going to eat me!"

Too Funny Nsfw
Today's joke: Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you."

Me
Hey everybody. I am moving today and tommorrow. Its gonna take the assholes until the 7th to get my internet back on. So if you notice me missing thats why. I'll miss getting my fix thats for sure. Anyway..rate all my pics while I'm gone. luv ya..xoxoxox.

Pickup Advice
I saw this on MSN and thought it was kinda entertaining.....so what do you all think. You agree with this junk or do you have better ideas for everyone? Bartenders’ best pickup advice - By Maggie Kim Few people have such a front-row seat to the dating and mating game as a bartender. Every night, these drink slingers watch would-be studs crash and burn, unlikely couples happily hook up, and more. Thanks to this experience, they’ve compiled a wealth of knowledge on the moves that work—not to mention those that bomb. Here, their best advice. Try this easy opener “I think the easiest way for a guy to start talking to a girl is to get next to her while she’s ordering her own drink and say, “That one’s on me.” Every girl will at least say thank you and if she’s interested, she’ll stick around and start a conversation.” —Gia Favia, Rino, Chicago Stand out with a signature drink “For both guys and girls, the meeting and hooking-up game is all about making an impression. I t

So Yeah!
What's everyone doing this weekend? Tomorrow I go party it up with Chris for her bday...and the movies. Sunday I just found out me and my sisters may be getting together with the kids so that'll be fun. And I still can't get over my brother's little boy voice on this moi tai thing. I can't WAIT to tell Ma! LOL! Oh and I won't be on til Tuesday!

Ok I Got My Romantic Cuddly Head On Today :)
What guys like in girls . They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. the ease in which they fit into our arms 5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while 8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side 9. the way they look good no matter what they wear 10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth 11. How cute they are when they argue 12. the way her hand always finds yours 13. the way they smile 14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight 15. the way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later.... 16. the way they kiss when you do some

Posse Please
Hi everyone, I need two things from all the Posse members who have salute photos... I'm giving my saluted Posses a chance to be extra pimp. Its going to be the pimp it out on shady.. ( ya you all can pimp dis shit man. Oh hell ya) ha sike Pimp it out on me ha ha 1) Please every one of you that has a salute photo please leave the link to the salute photo in a comment at the blog entry right before this one. 2) For everyone who has a salute photo please leave the link to your profile page here in the comments at this blog... Please do this for me.. Half the time my comp hates fubar and refuses to respond correctly in doing what I need it to do... Ty ty ty Bomb the hell out of Mic you all lets get it over with... We all need to be helping Mish get leveled here you guys. Do what you all do anyway just do it to her untill you have her whole page maxed out.. If we are good to each other then carma will come back and others will be good to us.. Lets all be good. alrig

To Do...
these are just some things i want to do before i die. 1.go camping 2.lay naked in the rain 3.find love 4.fly 5.learn to walk in high heels 6.repierce my nipples 7.go to california 8.meet josh 9.dance all night long for no reason at all 10.convince my dad to quit drinkin 11.meet horny

Happiness
To be happy is to make the best of a situation. I am feeling so much better now that I am away from Philly. That place is a thieving rat's nest of failure. I can feel the negativity melting off of me like so much snow in a spring thaw. I don't think I am the same person when I'm away from there. I can feel myself getting more active and less depressed. I've lost about 4 1/2 pounds in just 4 days and I am biking everywhere I go. I've found several nice country bike paths where I can be out there and riding on my own, getting stronger everyday. Life is what you make of it. Every day is a good day because it is simply one more day. How am I doing today? Outstanding and only improving.

Between Rich And Poor
Between rich and poor What’s the difference, between rich and poor? Sometimes, having less is more. Money can buy you a house but, it can’t make it a home. Your house is just a shell if, you’re all alone. You can love your possessions but, materials won’t love you back. If, its money you always seek, your heart will be empty and you’ll always lack. What good is all of your wealth? If your soul is dark and not of good health After many years of thought, I now believe. To get happiness, it is better to give then to receive. The most precious gift you can give doesn’t cost a dime. The best thing you can give is, your time. Want to give a gift, just listen and try and understand. You won’t have to lift a finger by giving this helping hand. This is something I’ve been told, People need love whether they’re young or old. So, if you truly want to be rich each passing day, Reach out and help other people along their way True riches

August 31, 2007
You're in a great mood, thanks to a burst of positive energy that can turn almost any activity into good fun. You should be increasingly popular as your spirit starts to infect those around you. and what a burst of positivity I have wooooooooooohooooooooooo

Xander Xix
this guy is just an idiot...his mumm was called crotch shot and it read: Are we allowed to post crotch shots? If yes, who wants to see? LOL i replied: you look like the third guy from the left on the evolution chart him: This coming from a guy with the name Phat in the Hat. me: look at you you look like fucking anthony keidis with down syndrome him: Said the one that looks like a struggling rapper. me: yeah you really got me, is your goth name prince of cockness? him: Is that what you want your stage name to be? By all means, take it. I don't need it. me: no thanks i've already got phat in the hat which owns your queer bait name him: Well Phat in the Hat suits you nicely, well, basically, since you're fat and wearing a hat. How did you come up with such a creative name? me: your mom screamed it one day and it was like an epiphany him: Your mom jokes. So mature. How old are you, 16? 17? Possible 18 tops? me: old enough to be yo' daddy boy him: Yo

What Kind Of Witch Are You ? Im
You are a Dark Witch! You are more powerful than witches of the Four Material Elements, and everyone knows it. Your powers stem from darkness and the night. Many have shunned you, and called you evil, even though you may not be. Most of the time, you try not to pick sides, only maintain the balance of nature. You love people, but refuse to show it, afraid that people will use it as a weapon against you, even if you could kill them with a thought. But you wouldn't do something like that....would you?Common Powers: Telekinesis- the ability to move objects with ones mindAstral Projection- the ability to project a copy of one's soul to another location, retaining all the sensesTelepathy- the ability to read thoughts, and plant themNight Vision-the ability to see in pitch blackness perfectly.Dark Weaving- the ability to conjure and control shadow creatures, objects, and spells that nothing can destroy or kill but the user.

Send In A Private Message
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u c

Something I Found On The Net And Thought Was Cool
JOHNNY WALKER was hunting with MARTINI & ROSSI when he met HIRAM WALKER coming down COBBA CREEK with QUEEN ANNE who lived on the CUTTY SARK up in HUDSON'S BAY near the GREEN RIVER He took her, smelling like FOUR ROSES over to the TOWN TAVERN where he removed her GOLD LABEL and tickled her with THREE FEATHERS until she was BLACK & WHITE and dying for his CANADIAN CLUB with the RED CAP . he put his STANDFAST in her JORDAN VALEY so they rented OLD OVERHOLT'S room at the MARYLAND CLUB and it was PERFECTION when he stuck his WHITE HORSE into her VAT '69 times and pumped his Teacher's Highland Cream until her OLD DRUM was stretched as wide as MOUNT VERNON, and being SCOTCH he didn't even give her a SILVER DOLLAR.

One Of My Best Friends
She is one of the most down to earth girls on Fubar and I am proud to call her my friend. Unfortunately not many women want to be my friend so its an honor...Stop by and rate, fan and add her..shes great! ~*~IncrediblyBewitching~*~ Member of MHC~*~@ fubar

You're In Every Breath I Breathe
You're In Every Breath I Breathe You're in every breath I breathe You're the sunshine in my day And the moonlight at night If it's only a cloud of fantasy I'd gladly float away In your arms forever in the twilight On a blanket of stars we'll find ecstasy What mere words can not say But I know it feels so right You're in every breath I breathe Don't know when this all began What I feel in my heart is real If I'm living in fantasy land Why can I feel Your kisses the touch of your hand Such pleasures, such thrills Hungry passion of a man Honey is it a dream or is real Don't know when this all began Should I let you go Fly away into the twilight Not wanting to return to reality The lonely cold world below Be no dancing in your moonlight No glorious sunlight to caress me Honey I really need to know Are you caressed by my sunlight ? If you close your eyes can you see me Do I feel real , I love to know Which way I should take flight Continue with my h

Leaving Soon
Hello to all my friends. I come to inform you all that I will be leaving Fubar soon. I really have no choice. I will really miss all the friends that I have made here. A few of you I communicate with on a daily and others not as often. But never the less you all are my friends. I wish that I could have met alot of you in person. Well you all enjoy your stay here at Fubar and give thanks to Baby Jesus for giving us a forum to come together without all the childish bull. Although there's always a crazy person on every site. LOL

On My Way...
Michelle & Sarah So it's official. I tested out Thursday night. Tested out? Yeah, that means my instructor tested me by state board standards on facial, day makeup and facial waxing and I passed. Now I can start taking paying clients at school. Before I wasn't allowed for obvious reasons. Also means in five months I'll be more than ready to pass the exam at state board and become certified! Hell yeah! I'm on my way baby. I plan on working on a national cruiseline after I graduate. Three to nineteen month contracts. I'll be on a ship for that amount of time making BANK! Been waiting for my life to make a turn for the better...I'm now rounding the corner. REL

Uggh..
linkinmob1983@ fubar Got a train of "5's" and I remembered to copy the link to one of them before blocking them, so here is one of the losers...yet more proof as to why my pics are friend's only... linkinmob1983@ fubar

Winners.of My*hh.vip Or Blast/blast..contest
First of all I want to thank all of the contestants and everyone who voted in the contest. You have worked very hard to make this contest a success and it is greatly appreciated. It has been a long 10 days, but it is over now and we now have our three winners. In First Place and the winner of the: Sassy Laurie ~ With 65,972 comments + 112 rates for a total of 66,084 GREAT JOB ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Founder of The Lancasters Bartender Fusion Club F.A.R. Founder of the B r U Ch@ fubar In Second Place, winning her choice of a VIP or a one week blast, and opting for the blast is: 100% B!tch ~ With 35,902 comments + 33 rates for a total of 35,935 100% B!tch (Independent Family)@ fubar Third Place and a 3 day blast goes to: Naughty Chic ~ With 15,370 comments + 40 rates for a total of 15,410 NAUGHTY CHIC ~LOOKING 4 A REAL BOMBING FAMILY~@ fubar Please go by and congratulate them. Again THANK YOU to everyone involved in the contest

Since Someone Saw Fit To Delete It Its Back
past relationships once again. what is happiness. is it possible for everyone to have or to find. everytime i have thought i found it, it falls apart. mostly over stupid bull shit. i have been accused of cheating which i have never done to anyone cause i wouldnt want it done to me. the strangest reason i have ever been told for a break up is im not used to being treated so nice. the band stuff has interfered a few times. i was once accused of deleting things from the net profiles of my girlfriend and also of going thru her personal emails and stuff like that. i have ended relationships a few time cause it got to the point like i wasnt even there. and some of my relationships have ended for financial reasons which is totally screwed up. but happiness has avoided me for many years. i have searched for it and i have waited for it to find me. neither way works very well. but i have known what it is like to share a connection with someone that goes beyond touch and feelings. so i guess m

Thinking Through The Keyboard...
Currently, I'm watching a show on History International about the Book of Revelations in the bible, and what its real meaning and origins are. Early in the show, they discussed the apocalyptic predictions made in Revelations. It got me thinking, regarding the novel I'm working on (as my novel is set in a post-apocalypse setting, and the apocalypse itself is based in current events, and reflects Revelations pretty directly. In my thoughts, I realized just how close to Revelations that my picture of the apocalypse was. Revelations states (paraphrased) that during the apocalypse, the sun would be become black, the moon would turn to blood, the stars would fall from the sky, massive earthquakes would plague the Earth, massive amounts of people would die (Revelations states 1/3 of the human race - my story quotes more), and those that remain would boil in lakes of fire. Keeping in mind that Revelations was first written somewhere between 30AD and 200AD (much debate still remains on

My Friends Last Day
I had to do the last favor for My friend Holly. I woke this A.M. and started digging a place for her.Under an elm and Maple near our pond by the hill. I used My grinder to carve her name in a piece of flagstone..Hung it from the tree. A few months ago she went deaf.. and started growing Cysts and growths. the eventually were larger than Grapefruit. she then failed many time coming up the stairs. I knew what had to be done. spoke to my girls and we agreed it would be time soon I went to a vet at 3:45 and took her collar and leash out with me.. he placed her in her blanket and delivered he to my truck. in under an hour a 60 pound 15 year old friend was resting. Finally and without pain. I will miss you Holly God Keep you now

Nsfw And Leaving Fubar
Re: nsfw Hide header Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:26:01 -0700 From: Size: 4 KB To: goddess2007@fubar.com Reply-To: all i have to say is i really dont deserve your treatment towards me as i feel i didnt do anything in my opinion but i am sorry for your problems with them...dont let it bother you,always dave On 8/31/2007, goddess2007@fubar.com wrote: you surprise me by looking at my site again........i do not mind adding you, despite any/all things said and done. i just do not have the energy to fight anymore. the stupid bouncers on here have drained me of all energy they are being totally unethical and discriminatory.......they allow animated sex in html comments for people to post on pages....and they promote that, but tell me that my pic of me in my gold tee sitting at the pc is NSFW!! and my temp. tattoo pic is nsfw!!! so i went and reported others's pics who did not show a face in their tat pics (tons, of course!!!! only logical!!)---they threaten

Rude Comments !
WHY DO YOU FEEL IT NECESSARY TO POST RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. MUST MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE BIG MEN AND WOMEN PUTTING OTHERS DOWN. OR IS STEPPING ON OTHERS YOUR WAY OF COMPENSATING FOR YOUR OWN INADEQUANCIES

Aglow
O, the slow jazz of walking in the rain that night with her - she was aglow with the wetness and I was in love. I cut a lily from my garden for her and she held it in one hand (her other holding mine). Then we kissed. I remember her touch and touching her - sweet oils rubbed gently into her skin - and lifting her, holding her, taking her to flannel sheets. Taking her. O, the slow jazz of lace curtains aloft in the light breeze from open windows - our shadows danced on the bedroom wall by the soft light of a dozen candles. I ran a bath for her - each tiny bubble reflecting her radiant beauty - and I sat by the window listening as she sweetly sang some old song. By then, a full moon shone through the clear night sky. That was the beginning. © All rights reserved

Just Wondering ,please Comment Lol
OK YA'LL , I'M JUST WONDERING HOW YA CAME UP WITH YOUR FUBAR NICKNAME, LET ME KNOW! SOME OF THE NAMES I SEE ON HERE ARE JUST FK'D UP ,OTHERS ARE FUNNY, SOME SERIOUS SOUNDING, SAD OR HAPPY,DESCRIPTIVE OF THE PERSON ETC. SO ,TELL ME HOW YOU CAME UP WITH YOURS,THANX! *HUGZ* LOL

Friend Or Boss
The big question is : Time to be a friend or be a boss ? Ok this is how it goes, I had a friend who worked with me at the same company , I was one of his managers, We have always kept work at work and kept a regular friendship outside of work.. never really mixed the two. we did really well with it for about a year or so..... recently he quit his position to move on to better things, I do wish him well, As his friend I hope he is happy likes it and all that good stuff.. Now to put it into boss issue ... I wasnt happy with the way he left but whatever.. now back to friend mood, I have heard recently that my friend and his wife split up , its a weird situation but thier business , Hope all works out there too. Boss mood : she calls about his paycheck, I explain it was mailed and what company policy is, she dont like it but nothing I can do about it.. she begins to argue with me about it .. I explain it eally has nothing to do with her , Its his paycheck and if theres a probl

How Bout Them Hogs
Well folks, It's finally here. It's Football season. Heres to a great season. GO HOGS GO WOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOOIE Hit that line Hit that line keep on going move that ball right down the field Give a cheer Rah Rah!! Never fear Rah Rah!! ARKANSAS will never yield.. On your toes Razorbacks to the finish Carry on with all your Might for it's A A A R K A N S A S for ARKANSAS FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! WPS!!

Endangered
AS MOST OF YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW, I LOVE TIGERS. THE TIGER IS MY PERSONAL TOTEM ANIMAL, AND I WAS BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER ON THE CHIANESE ZODIAC. I FOUND THIS EXCERT ONLINE, IT IS SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL NOW.... Tigers are one of the Earth's fastest disappearing species. At the beginning of this century there were about 100,000 wild tigers. Today there are less than 2,500! Originally, there were nine subspecies of tiger - 3 of which are now extinct. The 6 remaining tiger species: Amur (Siberian), Malayan, South China, Indo-chinese, Royal Bengal and Sumatran all have very shaky futures. MAKES YOU THINK DOESN'T IT!!!!

Gah
so im lost, i dont know what to do about my dad. i do love him but we just butt heads constantly. everyone says its cause were basically the same person though...well minus the violent part. although i have been known to knock the shit outta some of my friends...but they always asked for it. id never REALLY try and hurt someone. i understand that hes having a rough time right now but so am i and i cant keep taking the shit end of everything that goes wrong in his life. its like, the 5 minutes that im there for the day he feels like he has to get all of his agression out before i leave again. i dont know whether to just take it or stop going to see him. ive tried talking to him, but he doesnt care/listen. jgkaghkagnakl;

Prayers Needed
THIS BLOG IS FOR MY BOI SAM...IM SOOOO SORRY FOR UR LOSS SAM AND HIS BROTHER WAS DRIVIN DOWN THE ROAD....HIT A BAD PATCH AND THE CAR SPUN OUT OF CONTROLL HIT A TREE...THE IMPACT OF THE VACH. AND THE TREE KILLED HIS BROTHER INSTANDTLY...FORTUNITLY SAM WALKED AWAY WITH MINOR CUTS AND PAINS....UNFORTUNITLY HIS BROTHER DIED....PLEASE PLEASE PRAY SAM AND HIS FAMILY TO GET THREW THIS SAM MEANS THE WORLD TO ME....PLEASE HELP HIM WITH THIS AND KEEP HIS FAMILY N UR PRAYERS PLEASE THANKS BOTH SAM AND I

Robbed
This one is about me. So last night me and my best friend, Rachel, went to starbucks after work and we ran into a girl that we both knew and her friend Josh. Well starbucks closed at 11:30 so we left and went to go play putt putt since its open til midnight. Well me and josh were flirting some and just being idiots out there trynig to bowl with the balls and sword fighting with the putters and after we left the course and hung out in the parking lot until 1:30 this morning. Me and rachel already had his number so we could all chill again. Well they both had texting so they talked all night and she ended up setting up a double date with him, her, her friend leah, and his friend. I got told I could come along with them but then I'd be a 5th wheel so I said no. But to make sure I was happy for her, I did call him and tell him her favorite flower and he said he'd stop by somewhere and buy her a single white rose. Minus well let someone be happy.

Remember Me ?
REMEMBER ME ? My name is Gossip. I have no respect for justice. I maim without killing.I break hearts and ruin lives.I am cunning,malicious and gather strength with age.The more I am quoted, The more I am believed. I flourish at every level of society.My victims are helpless. They cannot protect themselves against me because I have no name and no face. To track me down is impossible.The harder you try the more elusive I become I am nobody's friend. Once I tarnish a reputation,it is never the same.I topple Governments and wreck marriages.I ruin careers and cause sleepless nights, heartaches and indigestion. I spawn suspicion and generate grief.I make innocent people cry in their pillows.Even my name Hisses. I am called Gossip.Office Gossip, Shop Gossip,Party Gossip,Telephone Gossip. I make headlines and headaches. Remember, Before you repeat a story,ask yourself:Is it true? Is it fair? Is it nessasry If not, do not repeat it! KEEP QUIET!! Great minds discuss ideas,Average mi

New Weight Loss Plan
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for ROY the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, "No. I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass

Set Aside Ur Difference & Stand Together 4 This!!!
Good mornig Fubar, hope everyone is enjoying their holiday weekend! Im gonna keep this short and sweet, everyday i see more racism on this site, and it makes me sick. I uploaded 2 tags today, feel free to rip them and use them as primarys for the day. or just to put in your pics. Take a stand against this ignorence. Have a great weekend everyone! FoSheezy from Jeezy! click either pic to go and rip! PLEASE REPOST!!! (repost of original by 'ßJEEZY۞Manager of Stangs Underground۞KING-O-TYPO' on '2007-09-01 08:44:29')

In Addition To My About Me...
For all of you that actually read blogs... You get a cookie!!! LoL...This is just a little random rambling about myself that I did on another site...Enjoy!! Ok, so, in order for anyone to fully know me or half-assed understand me, they actually have to take the time to talk to me, ask questions, listen to how I answer and read between the lines. See what I'm saying and what I'm not saying. Don't take me at face value, judge me by first impression or assume anything from what I have said. I am simple, yet complex. Easy to get along with, yet difficult to put up with. I am sweet and bitchy all in the same breath. I am a flirt, but have my limits. I like to laugh, smile, glare at annoying people, and think randomly. I go off on strange and seemingly unconnected tangents, but if you search, you will find a small little wisp of thread that connects it to the original topic. I can ramble at length on any subject if I have a mind to. I am a poet of the emotional experiences that I have bee

9-1-07
It's a good day to experiment with letting go. Whether you're saying good-bye to imaginary security or just sending off a kid to school for the first time, it should be as liberating as it is scary! ------------------------------------------------- Goodbye fubar it was fun while it lasted. It is time I wake up fom this wonderland and take control of my life, I love you all god bless. See you all on the flipside. Miss you all already. I hope some of you will keep in touch with me on yahoo or msn or aim. Peace out fubar people. nah man I was just bullshitting you mannnnnnn!!!!

Repeat But Worth The Refresher!
Life’s too short Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness Laugh when you can Apologize when you should And let go of what you can’t change Love deeply and forgive quickly Take chances, give everything Life is too short to be unhappy You have to take the good with the bad Smile when you’re sad Love what you’ve got and remember what you had Always forgive, but never forget Learn from you mistakes, but never regret People change and things go wrong But always remember life goes on Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regret So love the people who treat you right Forget the ones who don’t And believe that everything happens for a reason If you get a change, take it If it changes your life, let it Nobody said that it would be easy They just promised it would be worth it

Freekys Abc's
A is for anal (catch me on a good day and maybe) B is for booty cause I got a nice one C is for cuddling it is only optional D is for a drink it is required for me to sleep with some of you E is for erect for what you'll be after my pics F is for all the FUCKING I love to do G is for the great head I can give (if your lucky enough) H is for hungry for when I'm done fucking you (make me a sandwich bitch) I is for ice yes that is fun to play with J is for jerking off onto my soft white tittie K is for Kinkie cause that is my definition L is for Lesbian because I just might be but I know I'm bi M is for masterbation it is the best and we all do it N is for nipple clamps YES THAT IS FUCKING HOTT O is for the O face we all do it and it is HOTT P is for other peoples temple Q is for Queens they are fun to party with they are hott and know how to dance R is for rape yes that is a fantasy that is fun but when both parties are willing S is for squirting Dr. Quick can teach you

All Tied Up!
well guys looks like at this moment im tied in the competition :D i have 21,812 comments with 141 rates :D:D and she (lil devil) has 21,535 comments with 468 rates! :O it has been the two of us back and forth for the past couple days please, if you havent rated and commented yet, go do it!! i need help from all my friends!!!! every rate and comment counts, so anything you can do is appreciated :) CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE (rate and comment) i love you guys! thanks for all the help :D:D **muah** ((((hugs))))

Muck Fichigan
Just for the Michigan fans and the Buckeyes fans. It's going to be a long fall for Michigan in the rankings. Biggest upset of the century sports writers are calling it. Ohio State WON their game today 38-6 GO BUCKS! O-H

Jessa's Train!
Welcome to a Jessa Train.. This is a list of a few pplz That I love very much..I made Chasteens Bully into a sticky but her coding took everyone to only one person.. SO im redoing it.. ans she will be in it too.!! Please for give me for the size of pplz in this.. but if you didnt make the train list. dont hate me but you should really Add the followin pplz Lotus~advent child~'s@ fubar Just Daniel@ fubar PumaJoe@ Fubar Unique Dream ™@ Fubar Dj Brutally Bane Made is a sticky So make sure you Show him love too!@ Fubar

That Was Fun
Thank you to everyone who showed me Fu luv with rates fans gifts n requests in my Happy hour I promise to return all the luv with 51 friend requests it might take a while to get thru everyones pic n stash rates but you'll all get an 11 on your profile tmr at the very least :D

Why No Respect??
I don't understand why, if I take the time to rate, fan and friend request, most times all i get back is them adding me as a friend. And no offense, but it is mostly woman. Shouldn't people return the same respect that I show??

Job...and More...
JOB...and more WOW my lucks turned around fast! all in only 3 days... first got CPR certified, then First Aid certified last night....now i have a fucking JOB!!!! funny story about the job...went into Target today cuz my friend jeni who works there told me they are highering...did there lame computer app....then got 2 interviews (mind u im NOT dressed up in any way. im wearing Shorts and my Droomstyyg shirt im convinced this shirt is lucky now..) and ya they offered me a cashire posistion...just gotta go take my Piss test on tuesday and wait for a call about Oreintation and such! YAY I RULE!

Zebra
Dreams of zebras often reflect a sense of changeability in your waking life. You may see yourself as having two (or more) distinct identities that compete for predominance in your behavior, morals and other life roles. This is especially true for persons who struggle with workplaces that demand questionable ethical practices or for those who are unfaithful to others.

To Get My Love & Respect
this blog and bio blog will be changesing every day with new pics and intresting things subjects and good sides of me dirty sides of me all things that make us human in living color..............lololo leave a comment would love to know ur thoughts if u have any ??

Update On Julie
This morning (9/1) I recieved a text saying that Julie's lungs had started to fill up with fluid and they put her on some sort of heart machine. Not a good outlook. But then this afternoon we recieved word that Julie had had open heart surgery and a second surgery (don't know what the second was for) and that she had pulled through both of them and her vitals were good. Please keep praying for Julie and her family. It truly means a lot to everyone involved, thank you all so so much.

Getting Better
well i'm getting back to normal alot of folks have helped and reminded me just how special i am and not to lose my way and i thank them i think i will just try and look ahead and hope things get better and just smile guess a few bad relationships can get anyone down and should relize that there is someone out there for me and i just have not found them yet good news i'm about to get out of this town and start driving big trucks again at least for a short time. guess this gives me time to relocate to a place i can find true happiness thanks to all thoses who have big hearts and have set me back on the right path xoxo

Island Time Is The Right Time For Me
Just got back from the Cayman Islands! OMG it was great. Cant wait to go back next time! If you get a chance to go swimming and being with the string rays is a must do! It was so wild ot get to hold and pet them standing on a sand bar in the middle of no where! Looking back at the photos it almost looks like swimming pool water- but it wasnt! Check out the photos!

Huge Thanks Everyone :o)
Hi everyone, I would like to thank each and everyone of you again from the bottom of my heart, for all your help, time and effort to help me in my quest to become FuBar's very first British Godmother :D:D:D I am truly overwhelmed with all the love I've been giving, I can't thank you enough :D I was aiming to get there for my 33rd birthday on Thursday but with my wonderful friends (YOU lol) helping me, posting blogs and bulletins etc, I leveled up even earlier than expected wooohooooo lol :D:D:D Thank you heaps for that :D:D:D I promise I will get around to you all to return the luv, but there's so many of you, so I ask you to please be patient and bare with me lol :D I would rather not have any more nasty comments like I mentioned in my Sorry blog (read it if you want to know what I'm talking about and haven't already). Please remember, VIP's only get 100 11's per day and I need to spread them around. My VIP runs out in 6 days and I can't afford to renew, so I will try m

Some Tarot Assistance, Please!
Although I love the Tarot most wholeheartedly, I have not had the time or concentration to really study it as deeply as I would like. So I am in need of some assistance reading the Celtic Cross spread I drew for myself this morning. I use The Goddess Tarot by Kris Waldherr, but I can give you what the cards would be in the standard Rider deck, as well. If you are willing to take a look and give it a go, just let me know! I will PM you with the cards that were drawn, in the correct order. Thanks for anyone willing to help me out here, lol! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for one and all! Muah!

The Awakening, Author Unknown
This was taken from Misfit's Grateful bulletin today. Thanks Misfit. THE AWAKENING A time comes in your life when you finally get it . . . when in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out: ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears, and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it`s time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren`t always fairytale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of `happily ever after` must begin with you and in t

A Comment On My Mumm Where I Was Blatantly Point Whoring
How many times have you called people the "C" word or an asshole because they are points whores? You are not right. Especially when you say that your not going to vote on a mumm because they are looking for points. W/E! I have seen you say for people to get out of the mumms because they are point whoren. So Are you a do as I say not as I do kind of person...If so thats not cool. And uh no reason to call people names when they have nothing to you. I am not calling you names am i? No, but i am almost sure I will be called one by you. reply | delete comment Said by some chick named Dj Lady wren or some shit

Finally!
I finally got two things done today, I got the BBW section up on my site heres the link for that (There isnt many at moment, but I'll be adding more throughout the day today) http://www.belladonnasdarkgraphics.com/bbw.php I also got my holidays section under some order as well. you can check that out here at this link below http://www.belladonnasdarkgraphics.com/holidays.php I have added about 4 new Halloween tags as well in there too....Hope you all enjoy the new section and the new Halloween tags!

Ranger Down #1
The doors explode open and a hurricane of activity comes screaming into the emergency room of Harborview Hospital. The doctor who was waiting outside is getting the patient’s stats from the paramedic who is rattling off a stream of information. Theresa, the nurse, was outside on a smoke break when they came in so she really doesn’t have anything to do since there are so many hands on the young man. His hair is cropped short like he is right out of a Leave it to Beaver episode, he doesn’t look like he is old enough to drink, hell he barely looks old enough to shave. But there is something in his eyes, it is a determination. When she makes eye contact she can see his eyes pleading with her, she just isn’t sure what they are trying to say. He keeps trying to talk but only gurgles up blood, his one arm that works keeps trying to remove the oxygen mask. The paramedic places it back over his mouth in a practiced motion. Clearly he has been trying to do this for a while. Most people who

Shame On Me
We go through life thinking we always know what we want or what we desire,but do we really know or do we just settle because we feel we cannot do any better or feel that is all life has in store for us.I see myself embarking on new adventures all the time. Some may know this and some may not but I am in college here at St.Marys University and I found myself in a very awkward position today. I was on the phone today talking to a new friend that has been through some relationships where women have decieved him.I also find myself very attracted to this man,so I make a point to try and restore faith in this Internet meeting stuff. While we were talking and this isn't the only time he has made me feel this way and he knows it,but I got very arroused just by the sound of his voice and how he describes in detail how he would take me.He can sure make your imagination work over time with the things he can say.So casual but yet forceful to the mind.I had one of my room mates leave because I w

Why Couples Dont Have Sex
why couples dont have sex.. funny shit lmao >Dear Wife, > >During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. > >I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten > >days. > >The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: > > > >54 times the sheets were clean > >17 times it was too late > >49 times you were too tired > >20 times it was too hot > >15 times you pretended to be sleep > >22 times you had a headache > >17 times you were afraid of waking the baby > >16 times you said you were too sore > >12 times it was the wrong time of the month > >19 times you had to get up early > >9 times you said weren't in the mood > >7 times you were sunburned > >6 times you were watching the late show > >5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo > >3 times you said the neighbors would hear us > >9 times you said your father would hear us > > > >Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory > >be

Lets Party
Come show this new DJ support for his first time on the air in Extreme!!! His name is DJ BABY Boy and he is gonna rock you good!!! The party starts at 4 PM EST!!!! Click the pic below to enter at your own risk!!!

Happy Update For Julie
Got word early this morning (9/2) about Julie's recovery from open-heart the other day. They still have her on a machine, but it's only doing about 50% of the work--Julie's heart is doing the rest! This is very good news, but we're still not out of the woods yet. Please keep praying for Julie and her family; they need our thoughts and our strength to get through this. Thanks so much guys.

People Ask Why I Dont Like Relationships
So I just put myself out there alteast 90% and I screwed myself. i feel for someone who cant be fallen for. i should have just realized that sean "your being stupid wat are you thinking". then when i kissed that girl i felt that there could be no worries maybe all of this was right... well i as wrong. so know after pushing away alot of people just so i could be with this girl.... i cant . so now i am left with nothing. no one when i woke up to find out i was single my heart disapeard and i dont know if i want to find it or if i want to mend it up this time. i dont know anymore i just ... WTF why is it when doing the wrong and hateful this is easier then doing the right thing. maybe people should have talked to me telling me not to do something instead of letting me get into the relationship and then telling me oh.. no this cant happen.... but ya i dont know what i am gonna do people.. if i act rude and mean plz dont be mad at me. sean

Sometimes Always
sometimes your silent breath is all I need, or just to watch the poetry of us falling from your lips, delicate sentiments of desire and promises of forever sometimes my sustenance comes only from lingering over your silent eyes, and the infinite clarity of the language spoken in your soft gaze but always I know that we are connected beyond any touch, intertwined created for each other alone sometimes I let the sound of your words fall softly over me, and it is a voice I have always known, gentle breeze through my hair, a cloudless night, a bright full moon and always we are together, music and lyric, man and woman drawn together by the perfect melody of our thanksgiving song © All rights reserved

Fugged Up.
So yeah....I got onto a car accident about 4 days ago, and I'm a little worse for wear. I have 17 staples in the side of my head, and I'm bruised all over. Some dick-weed ran a red light and smashed into the side of my freind s car that I was using to pick my son up from his freind's house. The car rolled about 8 times and I was lucky to escape with my life. Other than that, I'm okay, thank God. I juswanted everyone to know that. I'm gonna go lie down.....vicadin's kickin' in. Peace.

Inner Thoughts...
Dear Diary...fuk, no one says that anymore, wtf! Just wondering how nice it is to have friends around here too, some morE true than others, but hey, real life just the same shit, so why bother? Anyways, just telling u ppl, everytime u need my support, i'll be there... Even if u have a dispute with another friend of mine, u all will be treated as equal, cause i dont take sides...we were friends way before any dispute...my support for each any of you will be there, as always. Ehhhhhhhhhh, thats all i have to say today...tomorrow i'll be bak, for someones happiness and for others nitemare! lmao! PEACE YALLLLL!!! Btw, Join the Dark Side, free cookies still available...

I Don't Understand
Maybe ya'll can help me. Why is it that because I have something dangling between my knees that I am automatically a typical jerk off looking for only one thing? Woman always assume that since I am a guy I am just using them for sex and will discard them and treat them like shit. I am really tired of this shit I have been cheated on by all of my gf's but I don't go around calling all girls sluts and shit hell I don't even say that about them, but hey i am the bad guy right? I have never once been in a relationship for sex or looks but I am a guy so by default that's all I want right? Go ahead women tell me why I am a pig and guys what do u think about all of this?

Roll Of Honor (the Ultimate Sacrafice)
Army Cpl. Kory D.Wiens, 20. Dallas,Ore. Kory D. Wiens 20 and his dog a labrador retriever named cooper trained to detect dynamite, c-4 explosives,detination cords,smokeless powder and mortars became the first military dog team killed in action in either Iraq or Afghanistan they were killed July 6th in Muhammad Sath by an explosive they were assigned to Fort Leonard Wood. the remains of Wiens and Cooper were buried together in Wiens home town. Army Pfc. Le Ron Wilson, 18. New York City Wilson, 18, was killed by a roadside bomb in Baghdad. on July 6th. Born in Trnidad and Tobogo Le Ron A Wilson immigrated to New York when he was 11. even before then he was determined to be a soldier. On the afternoon of his high school graduation last year, Wilson shipped out to Fort Stewart. His energetic attitude continued during his training, Where he Quickly earned two promotions and was twice named soldier of the month. Marine Cpl. Matthew R. Zindars, 21, Watertown, Wis.

Difference Between Our Generations
Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one" the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The Young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones. Computers with light-speed processing... And more." After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows: "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young ... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?" The applause was amazing .......

Addendum To Quick Note
I've had all I can handle for one day. I had planned on writing a real blog, but not tonight, I guess! I promise a decent blog tomorrow. Good night, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings, for all my friends all over the world! Sweet dreams. Later! Muahz!

Love's Not Easy On The Internet
Love's not easy on the Internet. Words alone can be misunderstood. Love needs eyes and lips and hands to let The hurt rest easy when the joy feels good. Lovers can't reach through the opaque screen To underscore a message with their arms, To say with touch exactly what they mean Or give the light caress that anger calms. Instead, they must rely on faith and trust, Loving patiently a fleshless soul, Taking words for kisses 'cause they must, With full communion their elusive goal. Be patient, love, and someday soon you'll see My body tell you what you mean to me.

My Real Life Best Friend Just Joined Fubar!
Will U go give my bestest friend ever some fubar love. Rate her, fan her, and add her and she will return the love. As most of U know I go out on the weekend. lol This is the chick that I roll with! She's cool as hell! She'd make a great new addition to ur friends list. Well, thanks yall for reading now go get Fubarred! j*LiZzLe@ fubar

Every Rate Is 5 Points!!!
hey guys i didnt know this but every rate = 5 points so im actually farther behind than i thought. well...if you havent rated it yet...please do! it only takes a second and its worth 5 points for me!!!!! thanks guys. :) Don't forget Ratings are worth 5 points and comments are worth 1 point Heres the official points total from 9:30PM lil Devil Comments 26120 Ratings 490 Total points = 28,570 points ------------------------------------------- J-Roxxx Comments 25966 Ratings 154 Total points = 26,736 points CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE! (rate and comment)

I"m Giving Away 7 Day Blasts
15000 COMMENTS IS ALL THATS NEEDED TO GET A FREE 7 DAY BLAST. NEED PEOPLE TO LET ME KNOW IF THEY ARE INTERESTED. LET ME KNOW BY PRIVATE MESSAGE OR COMMENT THIS BLOG. I NEED LINK TO PIC U WANT TO USE. THANKING U IN ADVANCE FOR PARTICIPATING

Tempur-pedic
Although I may not have spelled it right it's still a funny story. lol We were visiting my hubby's grandmother in La. and one night as we were getting ready for bed our 8 yo son (turning 9 in Nov.) asked his great-grandma "Grandma, do you have a tempur-pedic pillow?" we were like HUH? how does he know that? lol the funny part is that he knew what it meant!! LMAO She answered "No baby." We all laughed and he said "Really! You know the kind of pillows like the beds where when the other person gets out of bed and you can't feel them moving?" We about died, see we (parents) each have a select foam pillow and he knows that. We think that is what made him ask her that.

Friends
ok its time to clean out my friends list and i want the ones that talk ot me let me know if you want to stay and the ones that dont talk then you will be deleated and i dont care even if i bought you a vip thos will be deleated to

Go See Halloween
Ok, I love Rob Zombie, but I will admit, I was a little skeptical at first when I heard he was "re-imagining" the classic horror film "Halloween".....but I still had faith in Rob to create a masterpiece...and did he ever. He put his own wicked twist on the movie and totally blew me away. I am a huge fan of the original film, but I will have to say that Rob Zombie is a genius and this is a must see if you are a fan of horror films or if you love Rob Zombie as much as I do!!! It is just Absolutely Amazing!! GO SEE IT!! Halloween TrailerAdd to My Profile | More Videos

To All The Cheaters !!
Okay, am SO tired of the GAMES from men........................ Jesus do they NOT know it will ALL come back to bite them in the ass??? Or, do they just NOT give a damn about HOW they USE people??? I pray this.............for ALL men that USE women and their feelings. May your dick NEVER get up again, may you NEVER have pleasure again, may your nuts fall off and be eaten by dogs, may your feelings be drug through the bowels of Hell and no water to quench that Flame!!!!!!!!! Enjoy ya Games Boys!!! DEDICATED to my daughters EX fiance!!!

What Is Wrong With Me????
As some of you know, I have been a little down for a few days...not my normal upbeat bitchy self. Let me explain what is wrong with me so everyone will understand...My dad passed away 3 yrs ago this Thursday coming up. I have not yet found closure with him being gone and the closer it gets to the day the harder it is for me to handle. We had a very rocky relationship and didn't really see each other much, until he got sick. I took him to a specialist on August 6, 2004 that diagnosed him with non-small cell carcinoma, stage 4 lung cancer. For the next 3 weeks I took care of him. I made all his dr. appts., took him to his radiation and chemo session, feed him, everything. Then when we went in to the dr. for his last round of chemo, he said I can't do this...I hurt so bad, I can't breath. They did x-rays and found out that he had pneumonia. We admitted him to the hospital which is where I stayed until Sept. 6, 2004. Exactly one month to the day that I started taking care of him he was go

Dear Mark
Subject: Dear Mark, Message: Message: I ___ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a ______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... This lots of fun!! And you can really make someone's day.

Behind Door #...........................
Door #1) A Correctional Officer for the State of California. Door #2) A Chef for an upscale joint Door #3) A finance manager Door #4) A Gunsmith Based on their occupations, they don't sound like losers do they? As a matter of fact, they all sound mighty damn fine on paper...... Behind door #1 stands an alcoholic with a very very small penis, no sense of foreplay and a dead beat dad to his 2 children (not by me). He was a whiner and he preferred video games to a nice dinner with me. How in the fuck can you be a Dead Beat dad working for the state of California? Beats me, but he was. Behind door #2 stands a fat, middle aged man who....like #1 was an alcoholic, however he loved foreplay and had a relatively nice sized penis. Unfortunately, I wasn't the only one that he liked foreplay with. 9 days before my 25th birthday, I busted him about ready to take a nasty broad (about 325 lbs. with a rotten grill and her ride was a Hyundai and she had 5 kids and worked at the Dolla

Poetry....
One of my friends, redbarchet left this as a comment for me....Loved it so much, wanted to put here and save it. Thanks redbarchet...you're a Star! ************************************************* Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let not this blind you to what virtue there

Ending In A Kiss
The blood upon your sleeve is gonna leave a stain, Let's bare our hearts and dance in the rain, This love you play just like a game, Another pretty face without a name, If you stay I'll come back kicking and screaming, If you leave I'll hate you and remain dreaming, You keep me at arms reach and I don't know what to do, No matter how hard I try there's no resisting you, My hearts broken and there's no one to blame, Let's take our skins off and all be the same, We can get lost In a wonderland engulfed in our pain, I'm just another heart to add to your chain, Kicking and screaming, Hate you but dreaming, Denying but still crying, Failure to resist, Ending in a kiss

Shrinkitis
A man went to his doctor's office the other day to see his family doctor about his case of "Shrinkitis". When he arrived at the office a female receptionist said to him "What a cute lil boy" would you like a lollypop", the man said he wasn't a boy and was "Shrinking " in height. So the female receptionist told the man to be a "Little Patient" as the doctor would see him "SHORTLY". LOL

Samantha Pt. 2
You all read how this woman is out there. She keeps sending me text messages and offline messages on Yahoo saying "I HATE YOU" and "ROT IN HELL," yet she claims to be this upstanding Christian woman. Does someone who says those kinds of things appear to anyone as a Christian anyway. A couple of nights ago, she was in a pissy mood and wouldn't leave me alone, so I finally told her that she needed to figure it out that I didn't want to talk to her. A few minutes passed, then she sent me a text message talking about how she was taking the rest of a bottle of pills, and since I didn't want to talk to her, she would ease my pain and kill herself. Naturally, I call the police, because when someone threatens suicide, that is police business. The police call me when they reach her house, and ask what is going on. I tell them what is going on and how she sent me that text message, so the officer asks me to forward it to him, which I do. The next time I get on Yahoo later that evening, there is

The Bullsh** Lately
whats up lately ? everytime i log on lately somebody's f**king with somebody or somebodys family! fubars going to hell because of a few people who just can't get along with other ppl!come on ppl what are you going to do when everybody closes there accounts and you don't have anyone else to harass then what are you going to do? no i'm not mary poppins and thank everyone is going to get along but still whats going to happen when everybody's gone? thank about it? and as for attacking ppl's familys thats bullsh** ! there are alot of great careing ppl on here and some are my friends who just want to talk and have fun ! and beleve me i would miss them alot more than i would some a**hole trouble maker! and that is my word on it .sorry if i make anyone mad but truth hurt's and it'sand it's getting to more drama on here than tv. that being the case you might as well watch tv !

Soo
Mom is back in the hospital. They took her back in with pneumonia. She had just finished an anti biotic for a bladder infection. The docotrs told her, and she told me that the end would be like this. One infection after another. Her bones have become so brittle from the cancer. And when they break the bad marrow that is released into her blood stream eats away the good blood cells. It gets harder for her to fight this stuff off. So after 8 years of fighting this disease and breaking bones and constant pain she gets this.... it doesnt seem fair. If I had my choice I would rather go like my dad. He was gone in a few months. It went to his brain. I mean I know that it was awful for him to be in there but not in control. But it was soo much quicker, and because it went to the brain I chose to believe that he had no pain. But what he always said was true. Life isnt fair. But then neither is death. Still Cancer just plain sucks..........

Dragon Tat
Now, I'm gonna rant...lol I have the need for soo many tats...have 5 already...if I had the money, i'd be covered (short sleeves...not sure if I ever get a real job, thet they'd be happy with full sleeves)... I want to get a Dragon Tat on my arm...it's tail wrappin around my bicep (like all those barbed wire tats u see)... Thanks for readin... J =)

Don't These People Have A Life??
I don't have a life, which is why I'm working today. But c'mon! Go to a barbecue, watch football...STOP CALLING your insurance company!! I can see someone who bought a car during the Labor Day sales, but...all this other crap? It's Labor Day!! Give us workers a break!

It Makes You Think About Stuff...
Something not to laugh about The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for

Lifes Pleasures
I just have one question I hope someone could give me some input on. I am a very sexual woman,and have dabbled in a bit of selfbondage. I have tried to tell my spouse of my desires but have gotten a cold response from him. I so wish to explore these cravings with someone. What should I do? I don't want to stray from him, but he has been teasing and cruel about what i want and like. He just doesn't understand or realize how wonderful it is and what pleasures he would get if he played with me in such ways. If you have any advice it would be greatly appreciated.

9-11 Six Years Coming Up Please Watch I Put My Heart Into This Bulletin ...(from The Bulletin Board, I Didnt Make This)
A horrible tragedy occured at 8:46 Tuesday Morning September 11, 2001. There were 4 planes hijacked by terrorists. A senseless act of cowardness. American Airlines Flight 11, crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York. There were 92 people aboard, including 9 flight attendants and 2 pilots. At 9:03 a.m., United Airlines Flight 175 crashed into the South Tower, carrying 65 people, including 7 flight attendants and 2 pilots.

Contese Please Give Me A Hand Ty
Yes i decided to enter a contest again so if you all would please come and give me a hand and more then 3 or 4 comments but click the link below and rate and bomb please and ty to those that do help me I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR TO THE ONES THAT HELP ME!!!!

Sorry
I know the first two installments are pretty short and are pretty much set up. But things are pretty crazy in my world right now. I would spend the whole day writing but I just don't have the time right now. Actually I would have spent the whole wekeend writing and I would be on part 7 by now, but I have had limited time to write. The story is in my head, and it picks up tempo pretty soon, I just need to find time ot write it down. I will when I can. Hope you enjoy the other stories, and I ahve a very long blog list if you need ot read something so stay off my back. :)

My Dear Vibrator........
Have I told you lately that I love you? Well just in case I haven't....I love you so! I know that there has been days that I've thrown you against the wall when you didn't have the energy to go on and there have been times when I've kicked you and tossed you under the bed like a $5 hooker on Wilson Way. But don't forget the times that I have wrapped you in your velvet case and thanked you too. You are the lime to my Tequila, the cream to my coffee, the Lenny to my Squiggy, and the cocaine to my razor blade. I guess what I am saying is....if it weren't for you, I would be so lost. I love you. This is for you baby..... XOXOXO Cyn

Little Known Conversion Factors - Lol!
Things you didn't know that you need to know. Now that you know it is hard to imagine life before these thoughtful conversions... 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards 18. 1 kilogram of fall

What More Could/can I Do?
I guess I'm kinda tired of being single. I don't understand the male mind. I just don't understand what I could be doing wrong. I mean I'm nice, caring, sweet, funny. I know I'm kinda over the ideal weight but I've been working on it, I have a pretty face (or so I've been told) and big boobs. I don't shy away from sex. I don't play games. I treat the men in my life well. I'm a good friend. I don't lie and have never cheated. I like to cook for my loved ones. I'm willing to do anything to help out a friend. I'm smart and can hold my end of the conversation. I like sports and can talk to you about football. I just don't know more that I could do? I mean I know of people who cheat yet have someone, lie yet have someone, fight yet have someone. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong or what more I could do.

Inner Thoughts
It is easy to be negative about our past mistakes and unhappiness. But it's much more healing to look at ourselves and our past in the light of experience, acceptance,and growth. Our past is a series of lessons that advance us to higher levels of living and loving. The relationships we entered, stayed in, or ended taught us necessary lessons. Some of us have emerged from the most painful circumstances with strong insights about who we are and what we want. Each step of the way, we learned, we went through exactly the experiences we needed to, to become who we are today. Each step of the way, we have progressed. Is our past a mistake? NO! The only mistake we can make is mistaking that for the truth!

Don't Waste The Pretty
Last July I left my husband and moved to Phoenix to start over. I told my friends and family that I was hitting the “re-do” button on my life (you know, the big button that looks strangely like the “that was easy” button from staples- what? We all have that button- trust me you do too- we just don’t all use it). Anyways, part of starting over was ending my 6 year marriage and refashioning myself and who I was into who I wanted to be. For me that meant learning different habits: learning how to cook for one, be single, be independent, look over your back in a dark parking lot, how to use pepper spray etc. Those of you that know me in real life know that I have zero common sense but a ton of book smarts. So I did what any geeky gal would do: I did a lot reading in order to “learn” how to cope as a single 30 something year old woman (after all I hadn’t been single since honestly leg warmers where in… what??? I’ve always either been married or in a LTR. Take one look and yo

Friends 2
A friend is someone that you can laugh with until you make that funny snorting sound. Only with my dearest friends have I laughed so hard that tears poured down my face. I have shared funny stories with my friends that I would never share with coworkers and such. Part of it is because with real friends there is a trust level and you know that you have similar views about what is humorous and what is not. So, you can share jokes that otherwise might not be appropriate to tell the church ladies after service. Real friends laugh together

Pics
why the freak should i post pics on my page if noone is going to bother viewing, rate or comment on the damn things? its not damn fair that i view, rate and or comment on ur ppls pics. i think thats pretty fuked up.

Need Help
heres my dilemma my sisterinlaw is a member of fubar she need a saulte too level up she does not own a web cam nar can she afford one can anyone help her make a saulte if so plz let me know i will be so gratful love&respect

Poem I Wrote
I am the Human Mind... I exist, yet no one knows of me. I have a personality, yet there is nothing there. I strive to find solutions, yet I don't know the problems. I recognize everything around me, yet I haven't seen anything. I can hear, yet I don't know what I am hearing. I accompany, yet i am alone. I arrive, yet I am never there. I believe, yet I have many doubts. I cry, yet there are no tears. I draw, yet the paper stays blank. I move, yet I am immovable. I feel, yet I have never touched. I offer, yet I have nothing. I am unexplainable, yet people deal with me every day. I am the Human Mind. By: Lucky to be Irish

Over Again
I guess it's all over again, for the final time in this old dragon's life. I gave up everything that I had for someone I care very deeply about. Now I cry myself to sleep at nights because she is not here. I pray to God everyday to just end this torture and misery because she is not here. I constantly think that meybe my brother had the right idea when he blew his chest out because she is not here. When she is here, I feel invisible. I feel angry when others touch her and I cannot. All I ever wanted in this sorry life was to be happy, and I thought I would be here. I will never be happy again because she is not here......

Labor Day Weekend
Living in MD where we do have all 4 seasons, Labor Day is when the beaches close. Not that you cant still go out there, and get in the water, hell this time of year, the water is warmer then the air. However the rides shut down on the boardwalk, some of the stores close, another summer gone! (need to get to Florida) Beach volleyball comes to an end, though there is one more beach tournament in the middle of Sept. Before you know it, Halloween will be here, followed by Thanksgiving and Christmas. This summer was another great one. Played alot of beach/grass volleyball tournaments, Clint and I did well this year! Went to Cooperstown to see Cal Ripken go into the Hall of Fame which was a great 4 day weekend. Then the summer being topped off when I went to Clearwater FL for a week. The white sand, the clear water, endless Bahama Mamas! A particular day, I got to meet Itsim, she is just as she is on here, damn nut!...lol. We had fun and got to chill on the beach for a couple

Mt Vernon Ge Sold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To Saudi Company
SABIC, GE wrap plastics deal Worker meeting set for next week By Bill Medley (Contact) Originally published 12:00 a.m., September 1, 2007 Updated 11:45 p.m., August 31, 2007 Goodbye, GE Plastics. Hello, SABIC. (Saudi Basic Industries Corporation) General Electric Co. said Friday it has completed the previously announced sale of its plastics business — including its Mount Vernon, Ind., plant — to Saudi Basic Industries Corp. for $11.6 billion. The new owner is a large international petrochemical producer and has a presence in more than 100 countries. SABIC said it would rename the former GE Plastics business SABIC Innovative Plastics. At the Mount Vernon plant — one of 60 GE Plastics locations across the globe involved in the deal — work was proceeding as usual Friday, spokeswoman Kim Derk said. The plant is one of the Evansville area's largest employers, with about 1,450 workers. "We expect business to continue as it has been," Derk said. "There are no immediate ch

Who Has The Perfect Applebottom
I'm putting together an album dedicated to the women of Fubar that feel that there's not enough appreciation of women with BIG BUTTS! If God blessed you with a juicy round one, then you should be proud & share it with the world. Being a size 6 or lower ain't cuttin it these days. A man wants some meat on his bone. So, if your ready to get the recognition you deserve HIT ME UP & WE'LL WORK THAT OUT! Hope to hear from you soon.......

To Bear Arms
He walks with his head held high A great deal of pride inside He answers a call to bear arms for his country He'd lay down his life take his last breath. To do what he believes to be right He will stand strong even as he stares death straight in the eye. He will go to hell and back,for you, and me. He has faith that she will wait.

Roy
Roy was 60 years old the last time we talked. I must have been about 35 or so. He was a fascinating guy. He had a rare copy of the Tibetan Book of the Dead that he would allow close friends to see at his house. He grew up close to Moundsville WV, along with Charles Manson, who he once told me, “...was a little cry baby who would stir shit and then hide behind his grandmother’s skirt. Once I caught him far enough away from her that I beat the shit out of him before he could get to her.” We were standing by the coffee pot one morning as we always did, when he offered me a cup. He was proud of his coffee but I declined saying, “I can’t. My doctor yelled at me yesterday, said to cut out caffeine and tobacco or risk a stroke, and my hyenal hernia is killing me too.” Roy said to come back to his office and started asking me about a project we had going. When we got back there he pulled out a poke of tobacco, handed me a cup of coffee, looked at me seriously and said, “Here! We are pu

Evening E-mail
You arrive at my room on Friday night�I blindfolded with a silk scarf, you can see nothing except to feel my hands slowly taking off your clothes, while I kiss your lips oh so gently that you can only just feel their softness, and I kiss your neck. can you feel me taking off your bra and fondling those lovely boobs and now I am running my tongue around your nipples which are taunt and getting firm, as I now suck your breasts oh so softly, feel it , feel them - that is me. I remove your skirt and run my mouth and tongue down over your stomach and to your thighs. You are getting excited now as my tongue wants to explore inside you and you part your legs wide to let me in. I have a massive hard on now and I reach for your hand and let you hold it and feel its hardness as you feel my juices lubricating my cock. You fall to your knees and put it in your mouth - feel the throbbing; the tingling; the eagerness for it to be inside you. You take it deeper in your mouth sucking and

Wow..
Well for the past couple hours Ive been talking to a guy I met on one of my other sites. Weve hit it off well, have alot in common and he makes me laugh Often. There hasnt been a lag in the convo at all. Im excited about talking to him more and getting to know him better. We are both looking for basically the same things. WHOOP off I go he rings again. lol

Add This Guy, You Won't Be Sorry Ya Did!
Hey ya'll I'm trying to pimp out a great guy ---BaracuddA--- aka "Fish" some of you might know him by that name or being an ex Fubar bouncer, well I guess it was Cherry Tap at the time. Anyways he's been on the road and will be getting internet access back here really soon. I wanted to surprise him and try to get him closer to leveling. So please ya'll go by and show him that awesome Fubar love. Fan, Add and Rate him please. I know he'll appreciate it and return the love when he can. Ya'll won't be sorry you added this awesome guy! Please Repost. ---BaracuddA---@ fubar Much love and respect, Jackie

Hmmm... Read It You Wont Be Sorry Lmao!
Just wait until u read this one .. lmao you all better be prepared for what your about to read.. I am not responsible for any thing that is spit out ur mouth while reading this.. so be forewarned.... ha! READ ON .... THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHI

The Thought!!!
Just wait until u read this one .. lmao you all better be prepared for what your about to read.. I am not responsible for any thing that is spit out your mouth while reading this.. so be forewarned.... ha! READ ON .... THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BE

In Memory Of 9/11
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare and extra minute to stop and say; "I Love You!" instead of assuming you KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let this one just slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an over site, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I Love You!" and certainly another chance to say our "Anything I can do?" But just in case I might b

Got Engaged Today
Waz up my friends, Well today my boyfriend and i were at fred meyer. we were getting out of the car and i made a comment about how sence he was going to the jewlery department to get his new watch sized down, he could get my engagment ring. well i was being totally sarcastic and the way i said it you could tell that i was. well twenty mins later he comes walking up to my friend and i and asked me to look at this one purse (i was looking for a purse to find) and i told him that i wasnt interested in that purse. well he then said well it comes with goodies, so i took the purse to look inside it and there was a jewlery box. so i open up the box, then there was a ring box inside the jewlery box. well i open up the ring box and he asked the question will you marry me. right there in the womens clothing section of fred meyer. it is a really pretty big ruby with a diamond on each side. (i didnt want a diamond for an engagment ring because it wouldnt match my promise ring, becaus

Sad News
My Dearest Pirate Mike Passed from the pain of this world on Wenesday.. the Viewing was Friday. Now I am in Omaha to see another friend thru Major surgery on her back.. So All those who Know Memaw stop by here page and leave a Nice note to help her fell Loved too.. Stay Safe All. And Thanks For the Prayers They Helped me a Lot Just Knowing You all were there with me when I did need you.. Be a Peace.... Dee

Things That Should Be Said More Often
"when we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we're still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on --series polygamy-- until we admit that while a partner can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure every relationship we enter." ~ Tom Robbins Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breathe away. "Dance like nobody's watching and love like you've never been hurt." "People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true." ~Robert J. Ringer "To the world you may be one person, but to that person you may be the world." *love is a short wor

Tua Per Sempre
Tua Per Sempre We were worlds that came together, planets that collide. I held her fast so readily, she kept me snug inside. I found her loving nature, and offered to her mine. I touched her wet forever, left part of me behind. We were the flames on candles, wax dripping off the end. We forgot where one of us started, or when it would begin.. We were the moaning oceans, voices set in night. Two starless dreams set adrift, such a sweet delight. She waits now so impatient, the night to start anew. Our clothes in clumsy clutter, and all I wear is you. D. Cohen

Putin & "his Boys"
For some time I've been privy to the information that my friend and cohort Putin has had a "thing" for young boys. As any good dictator knows, guilty pleasures are a part of the business (I am fond of a Russian hooker or two). However, it has been brought to my attention that Vlady has taken his "interests" public. This certainly marks a low point in Russian history. You would never catch Stalin out in public with his harem of eunuchs or Kruschev fondling an albino on a park bench! Poor Putin - he has much to learn in the way of being a good dictator.

I'm April!! April= Pimp.
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway

I See A Tall Dark Stranger.....
Sunday, I went to see a fortune-teller. I usually don't believe such things, but I had the chance. And I had 20 bucks to burn. I thought it might be interesting. She didn't wave her hands over any crystal ball or read my palm. She asked to hold something that I was wearing. Despite my mistrust of gypsy folks, I gave her my ring. Not sure if I agree with her 100%, but she did nail somethings dead on. Personality: She said that I am very kind, volunteer-driven, loving, and realistic. I am very determined, so I know what I want to do in my life. I am not sure if I am really "volunteer-driven", but oh well, it must be something I haven't noticed about myself! Career: I will be very successful in my career. I wouldn't be a top, but second position, like...supportive role/position of a top person. It's not a good time to change a job this year. But the year after next. To late for that one. She said it would be very good for me to study... (I've been looking into doctoral pro

Fiction Or
Doing some reading on blogger this morning I ran across a blog that had what appeared to be a book review. As I was reading the post the lady who posted it was in a total frenzy. Her 13 year old had gotten a book from Scholastic Book Club called The Golden Compass (in this case think Harry Potter). After getting partly through the book the child decided it was too dark of a book for her to read and stopped. Afterward her mother did research and found the book to be written by someone of a different religion and was annoyed that the school/scholastic was offering these types of books because she doesnt want her kids to be opened to those beliefs, She also stated that she feels that any books that have the mention of witches (like the mentioned book) are an attempt to corrupt her kid even though the book was a fictional story obviously. My question to you is if this were you and your child would you allow your child to read books written by someone whose beliefs you totally disagree w

Our Apartment!
So Dennis and I finally got our own place! It's really nice. Of course there are a few minor things that need to be fixed but hey it's an apartment that's to be expected! But it looks so nice with all our stuff in it. But I'm so happy we finally live together. We haven't been together long but I feel like I have known him my whole life. He's amazing. And I don't doubt my decision at all! It's so nice to just cuddle up with him at night and watch a movie. It just feels so right. But anyways I just wanted to let everyone know! LOVE Y'ALL!

Can Anything Else Go Wrong?
WTF! Summer is my slow season, but I never anticipated it would get this slow. After spending 3 months barely keeping my head above water I was hoping things would turn around, stupid me... Thursday I get a $525 charge from one of my vendors for something I never ordered or received, my bank tell me the vendor needs to fax them this, this and that, ok... I call 'em, they apologize for the mistake and tell me they'll fax the stuff over... Bank can't find it, they say the sent it AND claim they issued a refund. Bank says there's no refund posted and could take 7 days to post from the time it's issued. OK, I don't have 7 days... I'm fucking broke, account depleted... I have to wait 7 days (they say 30 days in some cases)! I have commitments to customers, I can even pay for shipping the products that have already been paid for! So I have to take it in the ass for someone else's mistake? "capital must protect itself"... Fucking Jew philosophy! I don't want to engage in "commerce", I'm not

It's That Time Of The Year Again
Most of you wont understand this blog...some of you will know exactly what I'm talking about. And the ones that cant relate directly to it will relate to it in some way or another. Its that time of the year again. Hunting season just kicked off with the opening day of dove season this past weekend. And thus begins the downward spiral that a few us know as an obsession. Some people get addicted to various things and even have to go to meetings or rehab. For those of us addicted to hunting...that is our meetings and rehab. There is nothing I have experienced quite like it. People meet up and talk before and after hunts. There is the element of friendly competition. But there is also the pats on the back and joy for friends that see success. Most true hunters are more than willing to pass along knowledge and information to help someone else out. I get just as fired up when someone from my hunting party connects as I do when I close the deal. Its a great sport, tradition and obsessio

My Best Friend
odin is my best friend and an all around nice guy if you need someone to talk to hes there for you and hes a hawtie too :P. So add him,rate him,crush him,fan him. Hes a baseball player and a college student who loves makin friends so plz add him.Love you all ~katt~

Bacon Mushroom Burger
Bacon Mushroom Burger Serve these burgers for the ultimate casual Labor Day BBQ. You'll like the combo of ground chuck and sirloin -- a burger made with chuck alone will be juicy but will lack sirloin's deep flavor, while a burger made with just sirloin will be a bit drier. Credit: Lobel's Prime Time Grilling by Stanley, Leon, Evan, Mark and David Lobel Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 6 slices bacon (about 3 ounces total) * 1 pound ground beef sirloin * 1 pound ground beef chuck * 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons chopped onion * 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons chopped white mushrooms * Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste * Vegetable oil cooking spray Directions: Cook the bacon over medium heat in a skillet until cooked but not crispy. Drain on paper towels and when cool enough to handle, tear or chop into small pieces. Combine the beef, bacon, onion, mushrooms and salt and pepper in a large bowl. Using your hands, mix well. Form into 6 p

The Big Dirty
In honor of the release of the new Every Time I Die CD "The Big Dirty" I will open up my private folder for Friends Only during the 1:00 pm (EST) Happy Hour. After that, it will be accessible only to Family. Time Zone

Prove 'em Wrong!
Oh, it feels sooo good to be back! Had the worst case of writer's block, couldn't think of anything productive to write about. With help from a newfound friend of mine (thank you Princess Kimmie), I've finally got a topic. Get comfy in that chair of yours, this is gonna keep you readin' the whole way through. There exists a well-known saying that says "Money can't buy happiness", which I'm sure all of you reading this have either heard of or mentioned in one case or another. Most people agree with it, because they see that there are more things to life than just how much money you have. They tend to think that it's the people you have in your life that provide the most happiness. True, yes, but not fully. Happiness is a VERY relative term, as most people have witnessed. Allow me to ask you, do homeless people look happy? Don't you think they'd be happier if they had money? From there, they can buy their happiness simply because anything from that point on is happiness

Yeah Its A Rant
Ok so I get to the library earlier today and see that the computer's are taken. Which the only weird thing is that oh yeah its 10:FUCKING02 only 2 minutes after the goddamn library is open. And who should happen to fucking be sitting in front of most of the computers? That's right the same cockchuggers WHO CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE. So Elder Douchebag and his colostomy loving crew are all scattered around computers. But they fucktards that they are aren't even using the fucking internet computer for the fuckign internet, they're all in fucking Microsoft word or some bullshit. So I have to wait a bit for an open computer. No big deal I can handle that. But then I sit down and immediately get this fucking looked filled with condescention from this, can't drink caffeinne,smoke tobacco, or watch TV for 2 fucking years dickweed. Like just cause I'm in my Rodman Jersey and a pair of shorts make me less of someone next to him in his fucking suit and nametag that proclaims him as one of the

Bumblefuck.
I'm still trying to get the hang of this website, so bear with me as I thrash around like a fish out of water. Seriously, though. Yikes. If this keeps up my head may actually explode from all the compliments. I'm an outgoing person but I can also be fairly shy so this is a total mindfuck. I'll take naked pictures in return, though. Put 'em on the table, ladies and gentlemen.

Steve Irwin R.i. P.
Has it really been a year since the world lost steve irwin? Steve was a true cahmpoin in animal rights and protection.. you were a good bloke steve!! lets raise our glasses and toss one back HERES TO YOU MATE!!!

What To Make Of My Life
When will I ever find the one "true" love. The one thats meant for me and only me to have and hold forever... I am starting to think that while everyone has a "soulmate" I am left out of the equation... I meet people that live close by and things are great until i find out that I cant have them... I meet people far away and things are great yet they are out of reach... I dont know if i can keep meeting people that i just cannot have when all I want to do is make someone happy in order for me to be happy... Things will get better I am sure of this, yet for now I feel less than happy. I guess this is enough of this stupid blog, I dont even know why I am sitting here typing this shit... take care all and cherish the one you have, some of us have noone at all....

Vip
Ok im not sure if some1 was nice enough to reneiw my vip last month or not so im just writing a letter to first off thank them if some1 did and to ask them to drop in and let me no if they did so i no who im thanking for the kind gift unfortunetly fubar bein all great like it is didnt inform me of where this vip came from again thanks very much if some1 bout me one and if not thanks fubar for given me longer with it lol

Life Sucks!!!
Life sucks major big time! This past wednesday night I had gone to see Buckcherry, Hinder, Papa Roach and Revelation Theory in concert at the allentown fair which was like totally awesome..until I came home!! While i was at the fair..my house was robbed. Pc was stolen and so was my tv! So all my photos are now GONE!!! I am using a rented PC. Rent money was stolen as well!!! The fucked up thing about it is that the cops are not doing anything even though a wallet was left behind with ID IN IT!!!

552
the way my real life family is treating me, i'm tempted to delete all my email accounts, including my fubar account and going and living on the streets. i can't take the physical abuse anymore. i've got bruises up and down my arms & legs mostly from my 14 year old brother. believe me, if i could afford to be out on my own, i would be...at the rate the shit in the house is going, i'll be out on the streets before long. i can't take this shit.

Who Wants 2 B My Bootie Call?
BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously) RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL! Name: ______________ Age: ____ Phone: (____) __________ Occupation: ______________ Height: ______ Weight: ______ Married: ____ Single: ____ Other: _________ Sexual Orientation: ________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily __ Weekly __ Monthly __ As much as possible: __ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min: ___ 15min: __ 30min: ___ 1hr: __ all night:___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N): _____ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one: ____ Doubles: ____ Group: ____ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint:___ Cry:___ Moan:___ Wiggle:___ Twist:___ Jerk about:___ Pant:___ Sweat:___ Scream:___ Hum:___ Whistle:___ Just lie there:___ Other:____

Monitor Update......
So went for a check up today at the Cardiologist they took the monitor off for 2 days...but I have to wear it a week longer...They want to check the information that is on it...not sure why....but oh well...I go back to the doctor on Thursday to have it put back on...yay! I guess if it werent for bad luck I wouldnt have any luck at all. Will have more information after my appointment on Thursday. Love you guys! MUAHZ!:-)

Oh Well
Well I deleted about 50 from my friends list today. Here is a list why: 1.They never rate my pics 2.They never comment me even when I leave them comments. 3.They never send me gifts. 4.They never bothered to get to know me at all! What is the point of adding someone to your friends list if they never bother with you at all?Is it just to see how many friends you can get?. I enjoy leveling up but I am more about meeting REAL people on here. So if I add you to my friends list have the respect to leave me a comment once in awhile just so I know you appreciate being on my list. I always enjoy leaving comments especially naughty ones lol.

Anxiety Attack
Falling, falling into the murky depths. Fighting to stay afloat, reaching out. Slowly sinking deeper finding no hold. A thick fog closes in around me. Blocking out the final rays of light. I sink below the thick gritty surface. The last of my breath squeezed from my lungs. As they fill with sludge, dirt and slime. I panic for a brief few seconds. Then no more as the life seeps from me. My body goes slack and my heart beats no more. ~Morgana Angelia~ 9-4-2007

When You Are Missed / Guys And Girls
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur

Love???
My father used to write poetry when he was younger, still dabs a bit. He wrote some of the most beautiful stuff to my mother. There would just be a day when he was having lunch and something would come in his mind he would jot it down on a napkin. My parents have been married now, 32 years (yes 8 days before I was born, lol) Anyways, My dad wrote me a poem on my 13th birthday and it ended up being published in the world book of poetry, it was absolutely beautiful. He also wrote something for my daughter when she was born. Maybe someday I will share them with you. Well to get to the point, this is the kind of man that I want in my life. A man who can love 1 woman and be a family man. I am sooooo tired of these guys who say the right thing at the beginning and then turn into big fucking hard ons and are gone. I am just tired!!! Seriously is it that much to want a good, FAITHFUL man? And ppl wonder why i have trust issues. Anyways felt like sharing a 10th of my aggrivation at

Sorry Been Away
been away from here a while .. get a break from here ..get back into real life things .... had a great weekend dispite the fact garage got broken into .. anyway don't got internet at home for now sorry guys i won't be able to help out on contest or help others level ..... I will be back off and on .. want all my friends here to know i miss ya'll I hope to be back soon Bye ..

Why Am I Loved That Much?!
how can a friendship last when one of you is fake?! i'm not sure why it lasted that long either but she has definitely pulled the last straw tonight by calling ME the fake one! almost 3yrs of my life waste on this bitch! gawd, everyone knows that she was the most two-faced person they'd met so why did i keep her for so long?! first off, you don't text someone out of the blue and tell them to give you a chance, then turn around a few text messages later and say that you weren't wanting that person back in your life anyways b/c they was fake. you can call me anything you want, just don't call me FAKE! i did let her have it after that and i think she gets the hint now that i don't need her fake ass! sorry bout this blog but i just needed to vent about it so i would feel a lil better even if no one reads this. if you do read this, please feel free to voice your opinion about this b/c part of me feels a lil bad about the things i've said to her that i can't take back w/o being the wea

Comfortably Numb
A surprising drive down 101 Brightly shimmered the water Seeing things anew a rare reality Age stealing that lust away. The whales below hunting The sea lions beside barking The beach waves waited for my arrival. Was I expected? Warm. The sun shone bright at sunset I stepped into the water. Ice. My friend he watched. I stepped in further. Cold. First wave moved me. Numb. Then another. I carefully went in blindly watching the sun rising for another Green Flash today? no. Just warm soothing numb. I glanced back to see a smile His warmth and friendship carries me safely as I need. Feeling no cold, no warm. Was I even breathing? Glowing sunset. Amber, rose, A sliver of a cloud outlined in gold. The waves at my midriff gently rocked my soul, it breathed. I did not. I saw the last light of the sun. Standing with God before me and Love and friendship behind me. The eerie passion to continue to go deeper to see what treasure awaited at the murky

Im Gonna Do A Blog About This, Since Most Mummers Are So Flippin Rude Lol :p
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Now the big question to all my friends. :D Do you think you can fall in love with someone on the internet, before meeting them in person? Be honest...And no I havent fallen in love, dont I wish lol :P Ive just liked someone alot recently, didnt get that far ;) Much love....xoxoxox Jen

Would You Tell Me?
If you ever think you're getting tired of our relationship, would you tell me? Or if I do anything that upsets you, will you share it instead of keeping it locked up inside? I want you to come to me with your thoughts, whether you I want to hear them or not. I need to know what's going on with your emotions whether happy or sad. And if you'll let me...I'll do the same for you...because I know that communicating our fears right along with our fantasies, and our difficulties right along with our dreams, is one of the most important things we can do. The more we talk about things, the better we will know that instead of ever drifting apart, we can make this relationship good and strong and give it the love and care to grow.

Fake Fake Fake
To clear the around here I wanted to Post this. There is a person that calls herself SunnyDayz on here. She used to be on my friends list until she drove me crazy with fakeness. Every day it was the same stuff from her. She kept telling me her Mom was dieing of cancer and she hated her life. She says she is a teacher and hates not having any money! I think she is some unlucky guys House wife and a slut to boot. A teacher would know how to spell things right, she was an idiot. I just though nothing of it at first until she started getting Psycho on me. She started sending me these so Called naked pics of herself. Umm DO I look stupid? Her default pic is not hers, none of her pictures are hers. She has chosen to be on her under a fake facade. I have no doubt she is a chick and not a man but a chick that hides her real face. So she should do a salute and show us her real face eh? This girl SunnyDayz asked me to love her!? She said she loved me and wanted to walk a paradise with me

Just To Get Shit Off My Chest And A Good Song
BEFORE I FORGET SLIPKNOT Stapled shut Â– inside an outside world And I'm sealed in tight Â– bizarre but right at home I'm claustrophobic Â– closing in And I'm catastrophic Â– not again I'm smeared across the page and doused in gasoline I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections I've got no time to lose - I'm just caught up in all the cattle Fray the stringsÂ… throw the shapesÂ… hold your breathÂ… listen I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget Before I forget that [x2] I'm ripped across the ditch and settled in the dirt And I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions I've got no right to win - I'm just caught up in all the battles Locked in clutchÂ… pushed in placeÂ… hold your breathÂ… listen I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remembe

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens >when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the >Face. > >The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have >Been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you >will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. > >The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have >been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and >you usually have sex only in your bedroom. > >The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have >been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the >hallway you both say "screw you." > >The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you >get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very >Popular) > >The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you >cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws

Stay Where You Are
He looks at her with the seducing eyes. He can see right under her skin. She pulls back, but never says goodbye. Craving to be seen from within. Teasing him like yarn for a kitten, She dangles like a piece of bait. For though she is completely smitten, All she can do is wait. Memories pierce through her mind, The shattered pieces she had to mend. The self so easily left behind, The life she rebuilt again. She’s found she can stand on her own, With legs still shaky and weak. There’s no denying her hunger has grown, But she has just begun to speak. Stay where you are. Right there. Don’t move. Just stay where I can see you. Don’t go too far. Not yet. It’s too soon. Just stay where I can see you. When she speaks he gives her a knowing glance, And flashes a melting smile. On instinct, she takes a defensive stance, But finds she still stays awhile. The tango continues, bodies daring, With music that never ends. They play with fire, so close to s

My Rune For Today
Funny that i got this rune for today...i think i should listen to it and accept it as chance for a new beginning. BEORC Birth and Growth. New Beginnings and the Nurturing that goes with it. Patience will accompany happiness. Enjoy & Learn from this TiME, all things Change

To All My Friends,family, Latina Mafia Family And Club F.a.r. Family And Fans...of Tejana
Dear Friends, My friends are so very dear to me, Through the good and bad they’ve been there, Laughter or tears we’ve been through it all, But no matter what they stood by me, Sharing in my joy, or lending a shoulder to cry on. Building memories that will last a life time. The fun times and laughter that we have shared, Are happy memories that will always be there. When I was sad, they have always cheered me up. My friends are true friends, not just passing by, But will be there through out the years. I can’t think of more perfect friends, To share my goals and dreams with. Because my Forever Friends Are the only ones I will ever need, I don’t know if they can tell, Just how much they mean to me. How important their friendship is, And how much I care, For they are what true friendship is about. They’re there when I need them, And I love them all. Just wanted to update you on her condition,She is awake now and hopefully to full recovery soon! She s

To The Mothers
to u mothers out there let me 1st say that i would never condone any man not being a part of their child's/children's life. as far as i'm concerned it's unacceptable behavior no matter the circumstance. i have hands on experience concerning this situation. right now i'm raising my nephews becuz of my brothers neglect for his own children. at the same time i wanna talk to those particular ladies that do everything in their power to make it hard for those men that want to be a part of their kid's lives. i'm in a situation now we'reim paying child support on my own accord for not only my son but my step children as well. i also pay school fees, buy clothes, and any other time they need anything i do whatever im capable of doing to provide for that need. now i'm not at all saying that all the fathers are out there doing those same kind of things, but for those that are or even those that are making a valiant effort don't keep these guys away from their kids. Those kids need the bot

Written For My Ex Whom Cheated On Me
Fuck love Fuck trust may it all turn to dust like the love we once had the kind of love that drove me mad but I guess you didn't feel it too for I meant nothing, nothing to you. seducing her was your goal I found out too late but now I know If you want her then I will step aside for your happiness I will abide. the wishes you have for the two of you, you wanted her WELL FUCK IT WERE THROUGH!

Any Takers?
OK I'M THINKING ABOUT ENTERING A CONTEST FOR A ONE MONTH VIC AND ONE MONTH BLAST NEED 30,000 COMMENTS. I NEED FAITHFUL BOMBERS CUZ I NEED TO HAVE SO MANY PER WEEK !!! SO IF UR INTERESTED LEMME KNOW !! IF NOT IT'S ALL GOOD. ** THANK YOU IN ADVANCE ** XOXO

Crushing On You
I want to write a note, but don't know what to say. I wonder how you would act if I approached you in such a way. I try my best not to stare or stutter when you come around. I'm afraid that if I talk to you, you're gonna put me down. I admire everything about you, from your eyes to your smile. I guess that I'll sit back and just wait for a while. Your caramel skin, your luscious lips, your muscle filled arms. If you were magic I'd buy a locket and make you my lucky charm. I guess that this is silly because it's just a crush. Now every time I see you, my body turns to mush. I can't believe I'm acting this way I'm almost twenty-two. Oh well, too bad, I just don't care because I'm feeling you.

More Shoutbox Shtuff
this guy posted a MuMM about whether the yankees would make the playoffs so being a die-hard red sox fan i left this as a comment: not too bad right, then he deleted it and i asked why in another comment then this happened... upstatesco...: much upstatesco...: yea i figured that muck ->upstatesco...: i'm a red sox fan upstatesco...: lol your crazy ->upstatesco...: dude you're such a homophobe, how can you even be a yankees fan then? that whole team is gay upstatesco...: that was sick ->upstatesco...: thats irrefutible proof of what goes on in the yankees locker room upstatesco...: come on that was just wrong

Feed Back From You
I would like you folks to tell me what you would like to see on fubar, lets not go crazy, but I would like some ideas from you, this is your chance for ideas on improving the site,resent site changes are making somethings go nuts, with mail and gifts just vanishing things will be better soon so hang in there, they are trying to make the best site possible they really are and this is where you can make a difference let me know your ideas cause the best ideas always come from you..peace ..

Thank You All
I KNOW WHY MISS AMERICIA CRYS, I KNOW A DEEP FEELING BETTER THEN ANY WIN IS HAVING YOU ALL AS FRIENDS THE NAMES CAN GO ON AND ON YOU ALL SEEN EACH OUTHER THERE GIVING IT YOUR ALL ,AS YOU ALWAYS DO I AM HUMBBLED TO BE IN YOUR COMPANY ,EACH AND EVERY ONE MY DEBT O GRATITUTE IS TO BEE THERE FOR YOU ALL HOW EVER I CAN BALIE YOUR A DREAM FRIEND SHADY GOD IF I HAD 1/2 YOUR ENERGY ,MIZ MIKE /MIKE AWSOME DOOM FUX IM IN AWE THE POSSE JESUS H CHRIST YOU ALL LAY IT TO THE MAX THERE ARE SO MANY TO NAME YOUR ON MY FRIENDS FAM AND KEG BUDDY LIST LOL I LOVE YOU ALL THANK YOU FROM EVERY OUNCE OF MY BEING*IM 285 LBS) GOD BLESS YOU ALL THANK YOU.........STEFAN

Heart Shaped Glasses...
Okay...I was thinking....yes, again. People get so worked up about finding their soul mate or that "one" etc. Well, once some of these people find this "one" they become raging jealous and slightly obsessive, and when they suffocate the shit out of their "one" because they were trying to force it they are left in pieces. Silly isn't it? I mean think about it.... If you are meant for this person, if you meet on every beautiful...stunning...and poetic level of being "in love" then you will not ever need to worry about them seeking out someone other than you because you will KNOW without a shadow of any doubt hovering over the two of you that you want nothing more than to be a complete and perfect "whole". Yes, this does in fact mean that most of you will never find this because you are too busy worried about who is looking at who. Seriously, be realistic people are going to admire things in other people, and you should allow each other that freedom. As long as you are both doing the a

First Semester Is Done
After 13 long weeks of summer college the work showed off. I got my report card. An A in both classes which means a 4.0 GPA for me. This of course made me want to keep that blessed number next to GPA in reference to my name. Which means not treating my math class like the bore it is. But it looks below my level. An 8th grader could do. And why must I torture myself with this class? Because my degree doesn't need the 2 semesters of Calculus and Analytical Geometry I tortured myself with during my senior year of high school. Okay it wasn't really torture, the first semester I slept a good bit and got a B. Second semester did the same and I got a C. Could have done better second semester but working over 30 hours a week and going to high school does put a toll on one's mind. Plus getting ready for graduation. So now I get to take Business Math. Oh the joy. But I have to get the mindset that it is oh, I don't know Calculus solving functions of multiple variables. And Keyboa

The Time Has Come
Well, hi to all who might be reading this. I have been on here for a few months now, and have made some awesome friends along the way. Finding on this Fubar journey some pretty damn interesting people. Now, i know there are people out there that are 'haters, and downraters'. I'm not like that, i rate everyone a ten, no matter what my personal private opinion is; the point i am making? Well, i have noticed a few extremely rude remarks on some peoples pics that i have rated lately, and was very offended by these remarks, they weren't on my page, nor a friends page, just in general. What the genral public needs to realize is, we read those comments as well. ANd if it offended me, i know it had to offend others. I find racism will never be a thing of the past. I was raised to have a different outlook and remain neutral, and to keep an open mind. No offense to friends who don't like this, and if you don't like this next thing i am about to say, i HIGHLY advise you to

Dear Diary
DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt t

Me And The Man Lol
I was taking a ride today and I saw a bike coming up quick behind me. I always look to see what make and model it is. If it is a Harley I usually blow its fenders off. This bike looked like a HD bagger so I rolled the throttle and decided to leave this dude miles behind me. There was a lot of traffic so triple digit speeds were hard to keep. The bike Finally caught up to me and to my surprise it was a bike cop. LOL DOH! I was thinking I was kinda in deep shit but I figured if he was going to pull me over he would have. I always look for the POE POE and I forgot about the damn bike COPS. This COP pulled up next to me and I yielded to him a few feet, I stayed to his right side a few feet back. We were riding together for about a mile or 2 then he picked up the pace. Traffic broke and he decided to get on it. So f00k it I got on it too. I thought he was testing me so I remained a tad behind him but I knew my Baby would eat him up but I decided to let him have the lead. After all he

Hair Removal Method..
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal....The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now....THE WAX!! My night began as any other normal weeknight, come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours, "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise, The BATHROOM. It was one of those "COLD WAX" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax. You just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK?!?) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it t

More Dummies!
DO people think I am stupid enough to think some random chicks is sending me drink and it is not part of a plan? Don't send me emails and drinks saying things like Hey BABY I miss you, or Hey baby I need you. I dont know you bunch of hoes and I dont want too. I know that I pissed your little friend off and now this is an act of revenge. DO you think I dont know you send me a friends so you can rip my friends only pictures. And please feel free to tell my wife anything you want. 99 percent of the time I am on here she is right next to me and sees everything that needs to be seen. I have said it before, I am not on here for a one night stand, relationship, Sex,( I am married). How ever if you want to hang with a guy that is real and sincere then I am the Man. I dont bullshit and I dont lie. I got a big mouth, an ya someone needs to shut it from time to time! Then there are times I got to shut someone else the fuck up! i I have a big chip on my shoulder and I wear my heart on my slee

Original Poetry
(This is the piece I was published for) Title: So Tired I am so tired. Tired of the lies, Tired of the anger, Tired of the sadness. I'm just so tired. Let me go now, Let me sleep. Maybe when I awaken I'll know how not to weep. Please take away the pain you've caused me. Please . . . Please . . . Just let me sleep. I am so tired. Title: Cold and Alone My eyes open And look around, As my ears focus On that lost sound... Those three words, Once heard so often, Are now a memory I wish could be forgotten. Searching now, Frantically for reason, Some purpose, or direction To get through this painful season... Another moment in life, Another reason to cry, Another moment to be forgotten, Another reason to die, Sitting in silence, Always wondering why? Why didn't you love me? Why couldn't you try? You always said it, But I found it was a lie... You never loved me, Now the river has run dry. You took pleasure in the fact That I

To My Dear Friends
I just need to get this out...I am aware of every single person that has been bombin my page and i am so grateful and just want all of u to know i am keepin track of everyone who is rating me up and i am soooo returning the love...please b patient i will hit ur page up...love u all...xoxoxoxoxox...jodie

Words
So when I hate me And when they hate me You have loved me Always loved me Sometimes it's hard to be a loving man Seems the more I speak The less I feel you understand Always make me feel so weak Never be the same again Never want to fall from your eyes Never want to see you that way Never want to fall from your eyes Never want to fall from grace

Interesting
So everyone know that I have this interesting job... 99% of the time its filled with death and heart falling issues of those that I come in contact with. well the case I got called out to on monday was no different. It was an initial call to an abuse call... I did my job and finished up all of the things I had to do and departed the scene. On tuesday I was scheduled to be in the office but was asked my boss to go out and cover the field for the investigators that were supposed to be there had other things come up. So after a couple of Burglaries.... I was asked by the detective form the call out to go and take pix of the child at the hospital. "O GREAT!!!!" Everytime I go to the hospital... it usually involves death and crap! So drudgingly I went to Mary Bridge Childrens Hospital to do as I was asked. When I go to the room I was shocked to see this little baby just in a pleasant mood. She was soooooooooooo cute!!! I cant believe anyone would hurt this little angel... but she was so hap

I Come To You
I must be dreaming again Getting my thoughts together When will tomorrow be Will it take forever? Forever wanting to escape I slowly close my eyes All the days confusion Just passes by My only release Is to come to you A comforting conversation Is my message getting through

Can You As My Friends Hlp Me Lvl Up
I NEED U AS MY FRIENDS TO HELP ME OUT,LOOK AT MY PICS, RATE THEM, COMMENT ON THEM,BECAUSE I AM FEELING LIKE I AM GIVING AND NO ONE IS SHOWING ME LOVE,IF I AM ONLINE AND I SEE ONE OF MY FRIENDS,FANS,FAMILY,I TRY TO GET BACK TO U, EVEN IF ITS A WEEK LATER. WHEN I SAY MY FRIENDS ARE MY FRIENDS I MEAN IT,IF YOU DON'T WONT TO BE MY FRIEND PLEASE TAKE ME OFF UR LIST. THE REST I LUV YOU MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes

Punx
So you wannabe punk you punx! So you wannabe punk you punx! So Im what you would call a realist meaning I know the world is a shitty place and I just dont care anymore. Ive learned over time that everyone has their dream on how the world should be run and on how it could be a better place. The anarchist dosnt want a government, the communist wants more government, the prepubescent punx dont know what they want but it seems to be a mix of both; I guess they have listened to too much greenday or something. Ah! The new age punx.maybe its just me, maybe I just need to buy a clue or something- are they hippie anarchist or communist? For you see those three things are very different from one another: you cant be a commie if youre into total anarchy ok so stop wearing Che or U.S.S.R. T-shirts cause your just pissing off the real communists out there and stop telling me to read animal farm and the communist manifesto after finally reading it in some college class you took this term.

By The Year 2050
It's now official. By 2050 whites will be the minority race in the United States. When the Census of 2050 is completed the Census Bureau estimates that the white race will become a minority in the United States. Hispanics will be the dominant race. African Americans will remain the third prevalent ethnic group in America. The question is, will the middle class white male (who already is an unrecognized minority in America) qualify for set asides, a preferential quota system and, on Capitol Hill, a "Congressional White Caucus?" The census prediction estimates that the white population will grow about 7% while the Hispanic population will increase by 194%. The dramatic increase in Hispanics is not due to procreation. Hispanics have a higher birth rate than any other ethnic segment of the population (an average of 3 live births per family compared to two for Whites and African Americans). But it will be the influx of both legal and illegal Hispanics of childbearing years that will tilt

So Weak To
A sinful thought A forced out entity I did not mean to be So weak to... All these lies with no fucking alibi's I do not mean to be So weak to... To reach the shores and bathe in pools of your blood A lustful fist Finding means to live out deathly dreams I'm but a slave to Fighting finds The end of the beginning From the start I was So weak to... A failure to comply Finds flowing anger in me And empty darkness I am So weak to...

That Beautiful Lie
Constantly I'm thinking, Wondering if I'm on your mind, Hoping your not blind, And that you notice it's you I'm missing, You I wish I could be kissing.. I play this song over && over, Your face appears when I hear it, I'm frozen as memories come back bit by bit, I miss who I was when I was a believer.. Desperately I try to lie to myself, Say it isn't real, That night never existed, That your will was strong and you resisted.. But that's a beautiful lie, That even I can't buy, Speechless.. still am, Every time it comes to mind.. Maybe the reactions to your actions aren't clear, But hurting people should be a crime, But if that were true, It'd just be a beautiful lie, I'm done with lies.. I'm through, This is the last time I'll say goodbye..

You're My Angel
You're my angel you are my angel, that fly's trough the night, you are my sunshine, my daylight, you are my only true love for ever, and if you would ever leave me, I know I won't make it trough the night, with three words, only three words, I want to prove my love to you, and that three words are; I LOVE YOU..

One Day
One day If one day you want to run away don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop... but I can run with you. If one day you feel like crying... call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you if one day you don't want to listen to anyone... call me. I promise to be there for you. and I promise to be very quiet.

Daily Dose
HELP ME PRETTY PLEASE I ENTERED MY FIRST FUBAR CONTEST EVER "THE BEST SFW CLEAVAGE OF FUBAR". OKAY I AM IN 10TH PLACE OUT OF 11 SPOTS. THE CHICK IN THE LEAD IS AHED BY OVER 10,000 COMMENTS MUCH LOVE BETTY CONTEST ENDS VERY SOON Please bomb this picture over and over. I NEED AT LEAST 5,000 COMMENT TODAY. Thanks. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&albumid=544480&i=442794135

Depression
have ya ever had a period of time where ya feel like a loser, where ya feel like no one wants you? This entire summer ive felt like such a loser, i feel very unwanted by anyone. My friends have all but deserted me because they all have significant others or are married with children or children on the way, etc. I cant remember a summer ive spent more time at home since i was old enough to drive. The dating life isnt going so well lately. I feel so ALONE!! I recent met a girl, been on a couple dates, shes sending mixed signals, but a brownie point for her is shes aware shes doing so and apologized for it, but is that a way of her being nice and trying to let me down gentle or what? I wasnt even looking to date when i met her, i was anti dating, i still am somewhat, but i saw something in her, enough to give it a shot. why do i feel so alone? why is it so hard for a decent looking 27(28 in two weeks) year old guy to go out on dates, have fun, and hang out with women and basicall

Lost
The old saying goes "it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all" I say bull shit!! It hurts! It hurts even more when it is your fault. And even more than that when it was because of your own stupidity. Sometimes we see and hear things and just react to it. Not taking the time to step back and really evaluate what you are doing. In hind sight (rear view 20/20) you realize that you made a big mistake. But you are commited to that course now. You said things you shouldnt have, you acted the wrong way (or reacted the wrong way) and the person you affected is gone. You try to see if that could be any different but you realize that the other person was so affected by your words, your actions, that it is just too late. So now things feel uncomfortable. You try to talk but are worried about what you are saying. You want to scream about your mistake but cant. You want to express your feelings but there is no acceptance of it, no true belief. So you start

A Girl's First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He

My Personal Hell
I guess I created the mess that i am in. But it still hurts. Let me say this i am not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. Hell i am a real asshole. I am not a very emotional person nor even a very affectionate person, unless I happen to be in the right mood. I do however need my ego stroked and as much attention as i can get. I am a Leo. My wife on the other hand is a very open affectionate, caring, women who craves passion and attention. I havent been able to provide those to her for some time now, and I want a good relationship, and so I opened up the relationship. I made one condition we had to bothbe ok with the person. Well Our relationship has been going steadily downhill for sometime not as a direct result of that but it didnt help matters either like I thought it would. Well i wanted to say no more to the open relationship thing and work on our relationship, but I found out an open relationship is like Pandora's Box once opened cannot be shut. Well about a week ago

Daddy's Little Girl
When I'm away from home... And can only hear your voice on the phone... Please know that it breaks my heart to know that you feel alone... I never want a single drop of sadness to enter your heart... And always remember who held you by the hand from the start... In the hospital... Eyes shined... This angel of mine... I never truely knew love until that moment in time... Gave you life in a literal sense... But baby, remember please... As soon as you entered my world... You gave life back to me... Every morning when I'm leaving for work... If just for a second... I check in on you... You always look so precious... The epitome of innocence... Please believe i'll always protect you... Keep the rain from falling on you... Shield you from the sun... Try my best to make sure you have all that you could need or ever want... My entire reason for living... You give me hope of a better world... Please do not ever doubt my love... You'll forever be Daddy's little girl...

My Tatot Card
You are The Magician Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity. Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive. The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil. What Tarot Card are You?

Can't Chang The Past
Can't change the past so why not live for today, and make tomorrow better for you. The bad times will pass and there will be good times to enjoy. Don't live in the past move on enjoy life, you only have one life to live live it. Have fun Friends will come and friends will go but remember you'll always have me to lean on. Through all of the tears and laughter I will be there. You can't change the past so live for today. I will be here to see you through. Remember I care and always will. You are my friend and to me you are very special. So live your life one day at a time, and know that i will always be here for you no matter what. You can't change the past so why not live for today?

9 Days
WELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST Starts: Sept 15th 12pm est until Sept 30th 7pm est Rules: 1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls* 2)Each person in the families must have a Salute 3)Each person in the families must be a level 7 4)No Dual accounts 5)Family Home Page *If have one* must have a Sulate 6)Home page can be used to bomb, but online status must state who is currently bombing. 7)All Family Memebers must Fan & Rate & Friend the Host *Rubias* 8)NO Blasters 9)NO cheating....if you think there is cheating pls have proof before comming to me ie. screen shot. 10)NO NO Drama at all 11)Have fun!!!!!! NOW ON TO THE GOOD STUFF: PRIZES: First Place: 1 month blast or 3 month vip Second Place: 2 week blast or 2month vip Third Place: 1 week blast or 1 month vip *Winners need to inform the Host on how the prize will be used or given...so that it can be done so.* Please see me at the picture link

Letter From Hell
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, fool, GOD LOVES YOU and he has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living Hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, be

My Life Right Now....
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one more minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know . And so, w

Trophy
hey guys check out the trophy i got for participation! isnt it nifty!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D well, here are the latest #s as of a few minutes ago: 12:30pm central time j-roxx - 41,187 total points lil devil - 40,108 total points yay! im in the lead!!! thanks again to everyone who has helped me get this far. :D love you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its still a very close race, and either of us could win. it ends TODAY at 9:30pm central time. :) if you still havent voted...please do!!! i need you!! if you want to help me some more, i would love it!!!! any help i can get today is much needed and appreciated. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE (rate and comment) thanks again yall! **muah**

The Show
hey guys, if you're comin, i'm startin at 2 CST, i woke up late and i just need a bit more time to get my eyes open :p in the mean time while you're waiting, please take a minute or two and comment some of my pics, i'm needin some lovin' today... it's just one of those days :p

Pathology Report!
Well, my pathology results were given to me today. I had surgery 4 weeks ago tomorrow and have been patiently waiting. When I talked to the doctor last week, they were worried, bc they didn't have the full report back, but they told me NOT to worry. So they called me today and told me what was taking so long--the original report showed cancer. I almost died when she told me that, but Dr. T said--NO, do more tests, that can't be right. So the lab did. Spent another 1 1/2 weeks testing. After more tests, this is what they know. My cervix looks bad-like HORRIBLE bad. Pathologists said thank goodness I did the surgery when I did because they felt that within 6 months, I would have had full blown cancer. I had wanted the doctor to leave part of my cervix to begin with, but he said, no that usually doesn't help any. And now I'm so thankful that I let him overrule my decision. My uterus also looked bad. We have known this for several months. The original sonogram showed my uterus was small an

Nine Words Women Use
Nine Words Women Use 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and wh

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Gambling With Life
Have you found your soul mate? Have you really looked for him/her? When we are searching, we look for a partner that is fun and likes alot of the same things, a great sexual partner. Someone that can carry a conversation, honesty, loyalty. Just some of the characteristics that we want to find in that person. But have you really looked....maybe looked around the people you already know. Just because we haven't made a connection yet. Doesn't mean someone couldn't be our soul mate. Maybe we haven't discovered a part of them or ourselves that actually make a connection. Possibly something could trigger the feeling. It can open your eyes, seeing the person you've always wanted, right before you. Sometimes we meet somebody and feel they are our soul mate, but it just doesn't work out. We can be devastated by the realization. Which can make us believe we don't have soul mates. Often after being burned, we stop looking. Well I want to find mine..I want to feel the connection. I want to fi

Brown Eyes..
Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love unexpectedly. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will grow old with the person who you truely care about and love. ___________________________________________________________ Green Eyes People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships.

Life , Enjoy It
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "I f I could only see the world, I will marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift

My Brown Eyes
Brown Eyes Either sexy as heck or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. is NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF!!!!! Great Kisser. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days

Weirdo Kittieh!
My Mikey is too much. He was sitting under me so i could pet him. Then he ran off the porch, jumped thru the railing, circled the front of the house and slid in the gate. Then he came back to me so i could pet him some more. LOL

14 Whys
1.WHY ARE WE CALLED "HATERS" WHEN OUR CAUSE IS THE PRESERVATION OF THE BEAUTY OF OUR CHILDREN? 2.WHY DOES THE MEDIA CALL 92% OF THE EARTHS POPULATION, THAT IS NON-WHITE, "MINORITIES?" 3.WHY IS IT EVIL TO SPEAK WITH PRIDE OF OUR OWN WHITE RACE, WHEN ALL OTHER RACES ARE ENCOURAGED TO DO SO? 4.WHY DOES THE MEDIA REPUDIATE THE HISTORICALLY PROVEN FACT THAT RACIAL INTEGRATION IS CULTURAL AND BIOLOGICAL GENOCIDE? 5.WHY DOES AMERICA DISAVOW THE VAST DIFFERENCES IN CIVILIZATION BETWEEN AFRICA, CHINA AND EUROPE? 6.WHY DO ALL MAJOR CHRISTIAN LEADERS, FROM BILLY GRAHAM TO THE POPE, PROMOTE GENOCIDE OF THE WHITE RACE BY ENCOURAGING INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE? 7.WHY IS AN ACT OF SELF-DEFENSE BY A WHITE MAN PROSECUTED AS A HATE CRIME? 8.WHY IS THE VERY NAME OF OUT RACE, ARYAN, CONDEMNED AS "WHITE SUPREMACIST?" 9.WHY IS ALL HISTORY BEING REWRITTEN TO OBSCURE AND DENIGRATE THE GENIUS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE WHITE RACE? 10.WHY ARE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE, UNLIKE ALL OTHER RACES, DENIE

What
what is love but a passing moment what is love but lust on a hi,when you tell me you love me i know it is a lie, when you tell me you care, do you?? do you even know my name?? do you know that i cry when you say it wrong, do you know i know you lie when you say it wrong??? you dont lust me love me or care, you just want to penatrate me pull on my hair...do i know your name do you even damn care??? i know your name, i knew ever stand of your hair, love is not earneed it is not something you find is it something that is learned when you want for it through time!!!! WHAT By Satondra

To All Bombin Familys
good evenin to all bombin familys i thank you for all who have enter the bomb fest thier is 9 nine more days before the bomb fest starts , please remeber i would like a clean contest this for fun nothing more. thier one thing left out the rules so i sayin now to all who have join, NO BLANK COMMENTS ,IF I FOUND ANY BLANKS THE FIRST TIME U WILL BE WARNED AN THE SECOUND TIME I WILL TAKE COMMENTS AWAY AN THE THRID I WILL THEN BLOCK THE PERSON WHOS DOIN THE BLANKS . I TELL TO TELL IM FREINDS WITH ALL OF THE FAMILY AN I THINK UR ALL THE BEST SO PLEASE LETS HAVE A GOOD AN HONEST TIME THANK YOU RUBIA

So Sad
While i was at work today i was informed that a gurl i went to school with passed away this morning. Sadly she was dying from a disease that she was diagnosed with last year n it took her life during the night. I just feel so strange because im only 22 n i have lost ppl that i grew up with. Just makes ya realize ya know that life is just so short.

Energizer Bunny Found Dead
Energizer Bunny Found Dead The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and relatives was alone at the time of death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...

Lonelyness
How long can one take lonelyness before it starts to break you and destroy everything about you when do you come to the breaking point of just wanting to be alone and running everyone in your life that you care for or even love off. when do you realize these things and when do they become a problem? all your life you have been nothing but a gypsy and moving as soon as you meet friends only to be forced to start all over again and as soon as you get settled there you are forced to up and move again when do you decide thats its not worth meeting anyone when do you really break. Why does it happen in life that you are forced against you will into thinnking your not good enough for anyone and no one is good enough for you only to battle with yourself trying to hold onto everything you have but the things your holding on to you realy never had. why must one struggle with these things and feel this way. they know that they want to do things and be loved and wanted and to have friends and fam

Reason - Season - Lifetime
>>People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. >>When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. >> >> >> >>When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. >> >> >> >>Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to

Girlfriend Application
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" Fellas TiTLE iT "" GiRLFRiEND APPLiCATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday:. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you ever ask me out? 5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 8.Would you walk on the beach with me? 9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me? 13.Do you think I'm cute? 14. If you could change anything about me -would you? 15.Would you dance with me? 16.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What D

Aloha To The Captain!
Hellooooo to you if you are reading this. If not, then never mind. I know there are a few people that read my posts, but you just never know if they will be from me or some pearl of wisdom I have found somewhere else to share. This is all mine tonite. Those of you that have read this blog for the past couple of months will remember postings about Captain Sweetheart. For those of you who are just dropping by, the captain is shown in my photo album. She is a fairly young, attractive, and charming woman I have been friends with for a couple of years. We work together at the same mega-corporation. This past spring, the Capn began sharing stories with me about her living situation, point being that hubby was abusive and violent. There is nothing I hate more than violence to children, but domestic violence towards either spouse is a close second. She asked for my help. Being the kind person I am, and believing in her sincerity - she is VERY charming - I agreed to let her stay w

Random Info
Starting Time: 11:08pm Name: Aurelia Shoe size: 8.5 Height: 5'3 What are you wearing? Green mini dress Favorite Number: 7 Favorite Drink: "Ocean Water" from SONIC Favorite Month: October Favorite Breakfast: "All-Star Special" @ Waffle House **Have You Ever** Broken a bone: Knuckles and tailbone Been in a police car: No Been on a boat? Yesssir Swam in the ocean and surfed?: Swam not surfed. Fallen asleep in school: Pfft! Still do Cried when someone died: No brainer **Ever Had** Chicken pox: 8 times! Sore throat: Right now, yes Stitches: Thank God, no Broken nose: Nope **Do You** Like cake? Yesss! Like school? I love school! **Questions** Who was the last person you danced with? Shaun **Who** Who did you last yell at: My poor doggy :( **Questions** What are you listening to right now? tv in the background. **Today did you** 1. Talk to someone you like? No. Been sick. 2. Get sick? See above.

Please Help Me Understand
Everytime i think shit will get better it doesnt i dont know what to do anymore. Ok me and my husband have had our ups and downs. We were going to give it another go and i thought it would be a good try. WEll i have been thinking alot about where my life is going and what i wanna do with it. He tells me today on yahoo that he still wants a divorce that he thinks that we need to get out of this marriage while we are still ahead. Honestly that is what i want, but why does it hurt so bad why do i cry i dont know what the hell is wrong with me. someone please help me understand why i feel so bad when i want this too.

Quote For September 7
Welcome every morning with a smile. Look on the new day as another special gift from your Creator, another golden opportunity to complete what you were unable to finish yesterday. Be a self-starter. Let your first hour set the theme of success and positive action that is certain to echo through your entire day. Today will never happen again. Don't waste it with a false start or no start at all. You were not born to fail. -- Og Mandino Bonus Quote: Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. -- Dave Barry

Altoids Can't Buy You Love Or A Big Screen
No, I didn't buy a big screen tv, so you can stop your oooooooo's and ahhhhhhhh's right there. Of course I'm talking to all you men out there. I don't know what it is about big screen tv's but for some reason they make men go weak in the knees. And silly me, I thought it was lingerie from Victoria's Secret that did that. But once again, I was wrong when it comes to the needs of a man. I saw this happen when I went to Best Buy with my friend Sean last night. Every time I walk into a store that sells big screens I can almost hear the tv's calling me, "Marina....we're back here...buy us, buy us, BUY US!!!!" How they know my name doesn't phase me, I still have to go back to where the big screens are and look. Then I walk away. Last night, the tables were turned on me viciously. As I turned the corner to where the tv's are sold, I saw tons of giant screens covered in yellow tags telling me how easy it would be to take a big screen home. There will be such cool deals as no pay

Yodelling
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn." The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went. The farmer' s wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, And she too did not return for an

My Sex Iq Lmao
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com hmm yea I'm a pervert :P those who know me know this all to well, poor people lol

Different Ways To Love
Different ways to love When I think of you There's a smile on my face I love you In more than two different ways When I feel lonely You will stand by my side I trust you with all my heart There's nothing left for me to hide When I feel sad You're the one that makes me smile You're always there to help me And that's what makes it all worthwhile...

I Just Want A Freaking Sandwich
I decided to walk to the Barnes & Noble near my office over lunch to buy a couple of books I've wanted. Following that, I decided to try out the upscale sandwich/soup/pastry place in the area. Not exactly my first choice but a sandwich sounded good and my other alternatives were seafood, Cheescake Factory and PF Chang's. A quick sammy would hit the spot. Unfortunately, this wasn't Subway or Quizno's. I was immediately confronted with a dizzying array of choices, none of which sounded remotely familiar or satisfying. While staring earnestly up at the menu, I was not so subtely informed that I was not in the proper line. Apparently, the area immediately in front of the person who appears to be the cashier is not the line. No, the line is the disorganized gaggle of people gathered to my immediate right. Well, it'll give me a few more minutes to decipher the menu. As fate would have it an emergency back-up cashier took up station at the to-go stand, but dutifully began taki

Divorced!
Well after 12 1/2 years of marriage and 3 kids later.. I am finally divorced! I now am the primary parent for my 3 kids. My ex will be moving home to Missouri tomorrow, so he will not be any help being 20 hours away. With this all happening, I have to get a larger place... a two bedroom apartment with 2 boys and a teenage girl is not efficiant! So I am weighing out my options with my job and continuing to live here... Considering moving near my parents which is 3 hours north of where I am now... but will be able to call someone to help with the kids if I have to work late, plus its cheaper to live there... but I dont think I am going to make as much as I do now But then again... I will miss some very special people if I move away from here... It may be hard, but I know if I put my mind to it and cut out any unneeded spending I could actually pull it off staying here... Well I guess I am going to have to really think long and hard this weekend and then will make me decis

Support Your Local Soldier
Ever think about what it means to a soldier or a veteran to walk up to one and thank them? A simple thanks goes a long way and means the world to a soldier and a veteran. We need to show more support for our men and women in uniform, may they be active duty or a veteran. So get out there and show them some love and support by saying a simple two word phrase: "Thank you!"

Serendipity Baby
So I was going to go take some new pictures, cause a lot of my friends have been on me to update my stuff. So I get everything set up, find the camera, get the chip back in it, and get it ready. But the battery had died the other day, so I have to plug it in for a while. No problem right... Except the STUPID plug is MISSING!!!!!!!! So now I have a dead camera and no plug to recharge it, and the battery can't be changed out cheaply. Now I'm screwed until I can figure out what the Hell I did.

1,099,466 To Godfather!
Come on PPL Let's Do This! Unique ONLY Needs 1,099,466 To Godfather! WE CAN DO IT! LMMFAO!!!~ Unique Dream ™ ~@ fubarSeriously... If You Don't Have him Added Yet Go Do It. He's A Kewl Dude!Ladies.., You know you want to :PRate Him And Fan Him Too :)Thank You All,KDM

The Spankers Club
Well I've been talking to a few friends and were gonna start our own bombing family and call ourselves the spankers club! Send me a message if your interested or just check out the home page for the ultimate spankers club and leave a message there. Were just a group of people that have become pretty good friends and we would love for you to join us! You dont need to put the title in ur name if you dont want thats up to you. Theres only a few things that i ask though and thats to add the spankers club to your friends list (ive got mine on my family list just easier to find that way) & check the blogs on that page to see who is in a contest or who needs help leveling & do whatever you can to help that person out. We wanna make sure any member that is in a contest gets in first place and stays there!! If your a member and have a friend that needs help send a message with the persons link to the spankers club page and we will get a blog and bulletin set up for that person. If you have any

Tool-sober
Ive blogged this because its such an amazing song. Theres a shadow just behind me. shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty. pointing every finger at me. Waiting like a stalking butler, who upon the finger rests. Murder now the path of must we, just because the son has come. Jesus, wont you fucking whistle. something but the past and done. Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why cant we drink forever? I just want to start this over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down. Mother mary, wont you whisper. something but the past is done. Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why cant we sleep forever? I just want to start this over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. trust in me

Forever Friends/sent To Me By Witchsbrew
There are many people that we meet in our lives but only a very few will make a lasting impression on our minds and hearts It is these people that we will think of often and who will always remain important to us as true friends Sometimes in life, you find a special friend: someone who changes your life by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship... When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friends lifts you up in spirit and make that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. If you turn and walk across, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if yo

Mario's Got A Shitty Job
I recently quit my job because I hated it with every fiber of my being. It made me think of other jobs I would absolutely hate, and I realized that Mario had the worst. Yes, Mario from Super Mario Brothers. I mean, someone calls you into a simple plumbing job and you get sucked into a world where you have to rescue a princess who has the nasty habit of being constantly kidnapped! After many mind numbing levels(Whos toilet has levels?! SERIOUSLY!) you fight a giant turtle! This is really a lesson that people should take better care of turtles. Either they kidnap women, or learn ninjitsu from a mutant rat, either way its bad. But after all the smoke has cleared, what the hell does he have to tell the owners of the house? "I was transported to a magical land and saved a princess"? First off, considering what plumbers charge, that fee would be astronomical. Second, what kind of questions does this raise about the dietary habits of the home owners?! They would probably think

Rules Have Changed
hello all bombin familys i hope all are doin well an are getting ready for the party of the year, we have 8 days until the bomb fest starts, i want to wish all familys alots of luck an have fun well yesterday i had added a rule in an after THINKIN AN TALKIN WITH MY BOYFRIEND I WILL ALLOW BLANK COMMENTS , AN AT NO POINT DID I EVER THINK BLANK COMMENTS WAS CHEATIN , , I WILL ALLOW IT SO ALL IN ENJOY UR BLANKS HAVE A NICE DAY RUBIA

Letter To A Friend
Did you ever love someone, yet know, they had no love for you? Did you ever want to cry, yet think, what good would it do? Did you ever gaze into their eyes, and say a silent prayer? Did you ever look real closely, yet see, no love was there? Did you ever see them walking, in the candle light's glow, Thinking, how you love them so, yet, you can never let them know? Please don't fall in love, dear friend, it really doesn't pay, It's not worth the pain and heartache, that it causes every day. Did you ever think of where they are, and wonder if they are being true? One moment, you are walking on the clouds, the next you are sad and blue. Love can be magical, yet can hurt too much, and the price you pay, so high. If I had a choice between love and death, I think I'd choose to die. Please, don't fall in love, dear friend, it will only hurt, before it's through. You see, dear friend, I really know, for I fell in love...with you. ~Goddess_Veronique~

Daddy's Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a ma

A Freeeform. Eh, I Am Not Good At This. Lol
On A Road Less Traveled By J. S. Monti And now in the autumn of my life. I come upon a road less traveled The wind is nothing more than a pleasant breeze Gently blowing, it playfully caresses my body. Cooling and soothing. The sun burns brightly in a cloudless, azure blue sky. Healing scars that have been life’s reminders of troubled times. My heart sings and speaks to me. My steps along this path are light and sure. Purposefully marching towards an endless horizon of possibilities. Music fills the air from birds carefully hidden in trees with full lush boughs. A shade of green unlike any seen by mortal man. Reserved for long forgotten gods of time past. This garden in which love abounds. Peace grips my soul. In wave upon wave of serene warmth, it heals old wounds. Some, still bleeding. The oceans rhythmic, unrelenting pounding of the shore is stilled here. It lies calm. So as to appear not to move at all. Not even a wave upon a deep blue mirror finish.

Update 9/7/07
Hey everyone! I know that I had said a couple weeks ago that I was going to try and be online a little more well...things are just absolutely crazy in my life right now. I know you all have heard the saying about NOT going into or doing business with family...that is so true! My husband and my dad went in together to buy a business back in April. Things were going great until a couple weeks ago. My dad and hubby had some disagreements and all and now my dad is no longer working with hubby. Needless to say, I am like in middle of it but I can't take sides. I mean i love both of them and don't want to lose either one of them, but that junk is between them...doesn't involve me at all. Seems that my dad wants to fuss and agrue at me about things and when he does..it just hurts me and my feelings and he won't go and just talk with my hubby..he has to take out his frustration on me! Then my parents have been having problems for years now but it got worse a couple days ago and of

Todays Stuff
Wooohoooo I went in and filled out all my paperwork today and got everything set for Tuesday start date :) How about I didnt even notice this but the day I start work is September 11th. I have to go get my ppd and criminal check tuesday am b4 i leave for work @ 3. Not to mention I have to go buy scrubs cuz all of mine are too big. YAY. I am REALLY REALLY excited and can't wait to join the workforce yet again. And to be in the medical field again!! Can't wait :) Newayz, this is just an update for everyone who actually wants to read this :) Luv ya'll Chrissy

Not Real Life, Just The Net
You know, I don't take Fubar serious. It is the net. People on the net usually pretend to be something they are not because they can get by with it, for at least a little while. I know a lot of people on here unfortunately do take it serious and I can see how it is easy to get wrapped up in it. I just really don't like the meanness on here and people telling other people to get a life and how ugly or fat someone is. There was a 18 year old boy that was mean to my picture and even when I was nice to him and gave him a 10, instead of the 1 he gave me, he came in and gave me another one and told me "it is the net, get over yourself, this isn't real". Um, ok. I never did say it was jackass and in real life, I wouldn't give you the time of day either. So for now on, when people give me a 1 just to be spiteful, I will just block them right away and not rate them at all. They are the ones that don't have a life. I only go in to the mums that my friends write. Only to vo

Abort Reality
God is resting-- Do Not Disturb I want addition in that one idealism which seeks me, in collaboration of being immortal give me this God to humanities hopes and dreams. Their redemption. I want an arm, I perhaps could never be the force that you are, but that doesn't mean I can't make you the force that I am. In exchange for my right writer's arm which could rewrite your written world, give me your right hand of creation. Your quill brings things into manifestation, mine nearly does the opposite.. I would retract the shadows casted from light, into my palm and arm like an infection that cures. Grip the blinds face with my own shrouded by a hood, sap their blessing to not see, release their skull allowing them to fall in full sight. Choke the mute draining their pleasant silence, and I won't let go until they shout actual words. Summon the fractures and missing limbs of the cripple, they'll stand and reach out in a moments too late time to see their assaulter that healed. A polis

Is Your Pc Running Slow On Fubar?
I know my PC slows down on fubar well found out its cuz of some of the graphic skins people use. Don't get me wrong I like them but dont do me any good if my pc freezes up and i figure there are more people out there whos PC runs slow on fubar. Now saying that if you change one of the setting will improve the speed a little better for you. Go into profile setting and turn on block profile skins.

Mandi...my Youngest Daughter
Just when I thought life was going to settle down....I have a new job that I really love. I have made some very important decisions regarding my life lately and I have decided that life is too short to be in an unhappy marriage. It's time to find a new place to live and get on with my life away from the fear. So once I made that decision, I thought...whew....things will finally be ok....and then......... My beautiful youngest daughter Mandi has been through so much in the last year....the abduction, the beating, the PFA against an ex-boyfriend and the violation of that PFA, the court hearings, the sentencing.....it's all more than an 18 year old young lady should have to go through but she proved how strong she was (even if she didn't think so at the time). Last spring she went to the doctor and they found some pre-cancerous cells. A biopsy was preformed and then cryotherapy was done a month later. She went back to the doctor in mid-August and the doctor said she was healing wond

Juniper420
My Funn Loven' Sissy !! Your Great I love You!! Free Photo Decorator Generator This is her link .... give it to her she wants it she need it SHE WANTS LOVE NOW!!! Juniper420 ~*Proud Wiccan/Pagan *~ No Salute Photo No Add Sorry@ fubar Thank You, juju

"man Down" A Little Rant To Read And Comment If You Wish
im on a true friend valid the people who i work with are totally jackass' We went out tonight as one of my collegues was leaving to persue a career that his wanted to do for a long time. I am not familiar with my town centre as that is where we decided to go, but them dicks that they are, left me stranded in the middle of my town centre, knowing full well that i am not aware of the suroundings,as i was in the army for 8 1/2 yrs serving my queen and country so they could go out and get drunk while me and my brothers in arms protect them plus i was never really home to explore the night life, and the changes that have occured. Now tell me if im wrong but i think thats out of order of what they did to me, im not a dumbass but they are, I will make sure they have there comeuppance as this is not the first time they have done this to me, they will feel the wrath of doofy i think my kind heartedness has gone to there heads well not anymore ive had enough time to play there game they wi

Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend"... and friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

I Am Not A Whore!!!
I have to say I am very, very deeply disappointed in most of you. I place one blog on my page of one incident and suddenly you are all calling me a whore. I must say, it's sad. I did NOT accept money for sexual favors. True, the girl in question bought me breakfast, but it wasn't because I stuck it in her. I never have accepted money for sex, so I'm not a whore!!! I'm a slut

She Said What?!?!?!
This is an actual conversation I had with a girl a while back. Man oh MAN did she have a mouth on her....in a good way. ;) So this conversation happened about 20 mins after I'd met her. About 15 mins on the dancefloor, and 5 mins getting a drink.... Me: So, uh...I'm not too good at this chit-chat kinda thing. I never know what to say, you'll have to excuse me if there is some akward silences... Her: Did you just say chit-chat? My grandma says that. Me: Ouch, burn! Her: No, I didn't mean it like that...it's cute. Me: Thanks. (this is where the akward silence comes in) Her: So, uh...who are you here with? Me: Uh, those are my friends over....there. Her: Wow, you hang out with gorgeous people. Have you fucked any of them? Me: Well, a gentleman does not say. Her: Yeah right, you gonna tell your guy buddies about how you fucked me? Me: Wow, talk about left field. No, I'm not going to tell them. Her: Why not? Me: Well, first off a gentleman doesn't tell

Lest Rock Her Socks The Right Way
ATTENTION FRIENDS,FAM,FANS,AND BOMBERS!!!!! I AM IN A CONTEST PLEASE HELP ME! YOU GET A PERSONAL SALUTE FROM ME AND ALSO MOTIVATION MOVIES IN MY BLOG LOL!FIRST CONTEST HELP ME OUT AND LOVE MEETING NEW FRIENDS!!! THANKS A BUNCH!!! REPOST OR STICKY PLEASE!!! CLICK HERE ON MY PIC FOR THE LINK... AND.......................

Thank You So Much!!
thank you to all of you who kept my dad in your thoughts and prayers,, it is nothing short of a miracle,,he is doing well ( really well) and the doctor did not have to do the long operation that he thought he was going to have to do. THANK YOU,,, ALL OF YOU,FROM MY HEART! HUGGS AND MUCH LOV,,,XOXO SAPHIREMOON

Moving!!
Hey everyone!! Well once again ill be working all weekend! Wish me sleep tonight! Ive been packing up my house since i got off @ 3 this afternoon.. We move into our home tomorrow! Ive yet to get my net transfered over to the house so it will be awhile until im able to play on here!! Ive me a week or so to get situated in my new place!! I'll post pictures later on.. I'm so excited... More excited that everyone but my self is moving my household goods! haha!~ ill be at work.. Anyways! Leave me love while I'm away! Ill try to get back to yawl when i can... TIGHT HUGS AND WET KISSES!!!

Salute Pics
just in case anybody is wondering.... i took my 5 approved salute pics down because ive decided... i dont wanna be a **ROCKSTAR** or a ~HenchMan~ or even a *fu~king godfather* ive gone as far as i wanna i did re~upload them so people can see im real {{just in case theres any question}} and feel free to continue checkin out my stuff n rating and COMMENTING ill do the same when dial up dont hate me,lol i still need the fubucks to buy drinks,lol and dont forget to stop by n say hi once ina while or you may just end up deleted,lol ***HAVE AN AWESOME NIGHT!!!*** ~nnc~

I Yearn
Is it you that I dream of So real as the touch of your hands on my hips I feel the breath of your beautiful mouth As you whisper sweet nothings Crystal eyes as the heavens, a soul , a perfect match Such a desire is more than I've bargained for For you release the buried passion within my groins, my core Waiting for years to feel you completely Filling my soul with yours I yearn , only to be awaken From a dream that brings no relief But only to have me wanting, needing you more I yearn.