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Basic Rules For Driving In Boston
BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN BOSTON (subject to change at any time): When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow oncoming traffic to pass. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it. Double park in the North End of Boston, unless triple parking is available. Learn to swerve abruptly. Boston is the home of slalom driving, thanks to the Registry of Motor Vehicles, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes. Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive bodywork. Always look both ways when running a red light. Honk your horn the instant the light changes. Breakdown lanes are not for breaking down, but for speeding, especially during rush hour. Breakdown lanes may also end without warning causing traffic jams as people merge back in. Never use directional signals when changin
Hollow And Dead
Death - Its all I'm ever around Dead - Is all that I'll ever be Death - Is your job and Dead - Is what you'll make me out to be You know it as well as I do That I am dead on the inside A soulless man who cannot cry out tears Who is immune to emotion You've ripped out my bleeding heart And replaced it with all of your pain Because of you, I've lost everything My happiness, my sadness, my fear and guilt Everything that made me me is gone I am now just the hollow shell of a man Who was once as happy as can be Who now cannot do anything without your say If I could, I would wish things to be different So that I may once more Be able to live out my life So that I may once again Be able to cry out loud Tears of sadness and joy Not this stream of ashs that reminds me so Of dried bones disintegrating in the wind But I know that will never happen I know that I will always be Hollow and dead on the inside This and only this is my fate And I should come to accept that f
Rest In Peace London Marie Sherwood
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: *Shell-Bell* Date: Dec 12, 2007 10:21 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Eric (my slave name)Date: Dec 12, 2007 8:13 AMDecember 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NO ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DONT GIVE THEM TO NO ONE THAT U DONT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH, ..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WHAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNOW LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY B
R U In Love?
If you really like/love someone right now,and you miss them at this moment,and you can't get them out of your head, and you really wanna see them & just cuddle :-) then re-post this titled "r u in love" within one minute and whoever you are missing, and love, will reply 2 u in a heartbeat **BREAK THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LIFE STARTING IN TWO HOURS COUNTING
Symbols And There Meaning........
There are many symbols associated with Wicca and modern neopagan belief systems. Some of the most universal Neopagan symbols include: The pentacle, a pentagram within a circle, is the most recognizable symbol of Wicca. The pentacle represents the integration of body and spirit, and the spiritual mastery of the four elements. The pentacle is used in a number of Wiccan rituals, and as a Grade sign in Gardnerian and other traditions. The pentacle is often worn as a symbol of recognition amongst practitioners, especially those who practice a code of secrecy. (More pentacle history) Hidden pentacles are pentacles disguised in more intricate designs, and may be worn when it is not safe or appropriate to wear a 'standard' pentacle. Many such stylized designs are worn which can be recognized by other believers, but less apparent to outsiders. Sometimes called a 'flower pentacle,' they have a less "occult" look and are less likely to cause problems with non-pagan family or in the workplac
Name Change?
ok wants to change my name on here , too many wildcats around , so far with the help of a few friends we came up with some names and im sure a few more of you have some awesome ideas , anyhow gonna list the names we have thought of so far .... which ones do you like? or do you have a better suggestion? FabulousNThickBBW SweetThickness P.H.A.T~Pretty Hot And Thick Thyck~A~Lishious Thickilicious Topaz
yeah my boss did the same shit. that mofo tried to say i was unprofessional about the way i quit after i had given him 3 weeks notice
Wrapping Presents With A Cat
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc. 7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed. 8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string. 9. Remove present from bag. 10. Remove cat from bag. 11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present. 12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size. 13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight. 14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper. 15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the
What A Whore!
Well as you guys know, I was off the scene for a while. But I'm baaack. My VIP ran out a few days after my computer died, and obviously I want it back... so here's how it goes. As you can tell my NSFW are private, and I'm sure you all can read. I ONLY let people in if you buy me a blast or VIP. It breaks down like this. 1 day blast or 1 month VIP- you get in to the pics. 3 or 7 day blast or 3 month VIP- you get into the pics and a link to a video of me. Above that you get both and special pics if you desire. Don't like it? I don't care. Love you guys as always. And remember, if I haven't rated you, TELL ME. It wasn't out of malice. I'm not that much of a bitch.
I Think It's Time
I Think It May Be Time For Me To Leave FUBAR Soon...I Do Have To Wait For My VIP To Expire Before I Leave..But Most Likely When It Does Expire I Am Leaving.. So If You Want To Continue To Keep In Touch..Let Me Know..
Experience Male As Well As Female Orgasm!
Experience Male as well as Female Orgasm!
Tit For Tat
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well wh
To All Of My Friends
I truly value all of your friendships. i love each and every one of you. you all will always hold a special place in my heart. i never ever want to lose any one of you as friends and i hope i never do. if i have cause any of you pain in the past i apologize. my friends mean the world to me. sometimes my friends are the only thing that keep me going in life when i am down and have problems. you guys are my life and my soul. I love each and evry one of you and hope u have a happy holidays LOVE JR
Life Of A Poet
The life of a poet could be perceived in a dramatic movie, But is that the life I have when you take a look at me? I can share with you my thoughts, my dreams, and fears. I can let you know through these words what I have felt through the years. Open the doors for you to see what I have come to be. If you were to completely know who I am, the real me, You may be shocked to know I am far from a fantasy. A real life has been handed my way, Crisis, woes, marriage, and children at play. The emotions that are written on each of these pages for you, All of those feelings I have felt and been through. I do not write lies or assumptions, only the knowledge of my truth. For every letter that you read I have experienced since my youth. So, when you read these poems quietly and reflect, Remember that I wrote these words because every cause has it's effect.
Give Me Some Loving
Send me some loving ... rank me , comment me ... but please be nice ... add me & fan Me!! Trying to make it to the next Fubar level and this one seems to be taking longer ...LOL
I never made a MuMM but I thought let's try it and I never thought it would be so much rated or commented, daaaaamn :) but anyway thanks all :) However after reading some comments I realised I forgot couple off facts but than it probably would be to big...
The Bell
THE BELL I KNOW WHO I AM I am God's child (John 1:12) I am Christ's friend (John 15:15 ) I am united with the Lord(1 Cor. 6:17 ) I am bought with a price(1 Cor. 6:19-20) I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1) I am a personal witness of Christ. (Acts 1:8) I am the salt & light of the earth ( Matt.5:13-14) I am a member of the body of Christ(1 Cor 12:27) I am free forever from condemnation ( Rom. 8: 1-2) I am a citizen of Heaven. I am significant ( Phil.3:20) I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31 -34) I am a minister of reconciliation for God(2 Cor.5:17-21) I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph. 2:18) I am seated with Christ in the heavenly realms (Eph. 2:6) I cannot be separated from the love of God( Rom.8:35-39) I am established, anointed, sealed by Go (2 Cor.1:21-22) I am assured all things work together for good (Rom. 8: 28) I have been chosen and appointed to bear fruit (John 15:16 ) I may approach God with freedom and confidence (Ep
Well, I guess there is no hope for Lisa and me after all. Yesterday I got an Order of Protection that says I can't have any contact with Lisa at all. I admit, I said some nasty things, but what is written in the order is way out of context. She listed as one of my "threats" is I texted her "I know where you work, I will come down there". Yes, I did that...only because she wasn't answering me and we needed to talk. I was not threatening her at all! Just so happens, on that same day, her car was vandalized at her work parking lot! Of course, she blamed me. I swear to the Universe, I never even left my house that day! I had NOTHING to do with it! Because of that and some other things I said out of anger, she placed his Order on me and now there is no hope. I love Lisa with all my heart. I never meant to hurt her in any way. She moved across the country to be with me, and I allowed her in my life. We fell in love with each and was planning on spending the rest of our lives together. We
I Love My Hubby Hehe
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Loves Endless Flight
The sweetest melodies are those sung from the heart. The softest harmonies are when two souls mend together. Why then do people say it's love that tears them apart? When it's with love that you can stand the stormy weather. When I met you, Spring was here, and the birds were nesting. I looked into your soft eyes and saw the prettiest smile. Heaven pulled down her vail and offered her most sacred blessing. I've met an angel, I couldn't help but to smile. Sittting by the pool of life, reflecting upon it's surface, I think of others and I get a little ripple. I think of you, and a wave swells, spraying my face. You said you wouldn't cry, but I see the tears start to trickle. Some people don't believe in love at first sight, Obviously they haven't seen you. Drifting on love's endless blissful flight, I'm so glad I met you.
To All My Friends And Fans
MyHotCommentsjust a little something for my friends here on fubar / HotFreeLayouts
Wakeup Walmart
Answers to frequently asked questions I get... Click the pic to have yours answered. Edumacate yourself!!! Have a great night!
Talk To Aninmals Like I
If you talk to the animals they will talk with you and you will know each other. If you do not talk to them you will not know them, and what you do not know you will fear. What one fears one destroys. Chief Dan George
Why To Drink
He who drinks, gets drunk. He who gets drunk, goes to sleep. He who goes to sleep, does not sin. He who does not sin, goes to heaven. So lets all drink and go to heaven!!
Moving Update
Ok, the latest on my move... I will be moving into my new place Saturday, but my internet won't be hooked up until sometime Sunday afternoon, so don't be surprised when you don't see me on line friday or saturday! lol I want to thank all of you who have taken the time to keep up with the saga of my move this last's been hectic, but is almost over, your support and kind words have meant a lot to me. HUGS to all of you! XOXOXOXOXO
"ufo's Exist" Says Japan Official
Japan's chief government spokesman has announced that unidentified flying objects (UFOs) exist. Earlier, in response to a question from an opposition lawmaker, the Japanese government issued a statement saying it could not confirm any cases of UFOs. But Chief Cabinet Secretary Nobutaka Machimura later told reporters he believed they were "definitely" real. It is the sort of question politicians dread but, under Japanese rules, are unable to ignore. A member of the opposition asked the government what its policy was to deal with UFOs. He said work should begin urgently to try to confirm whether or not they exist because of what he called "incessant" reports of sightings. The Japanese civil service swung into action. In a statement it said that should a flying saucer be spotted in the country's airspace, a fighter would be scrambled to attempt visual confirmation. But it emphasised that the government was not aware of cases where a UFO from space had been discover
50 Things All Men/boyfriends/husbands Should Know
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick shift. 3. I will leave if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 11. I expect you to call me. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. I'm scared of losing my independence. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the
I Think We Need A Lil Organization...
We have some new faces..or at least are new to anyway some of us have yet to add all of our current Tet members as friends and family. I know even I am guilty of this ( although I can blame Raven for not telling me we have new So I was thinking maybe we should take a minute to say hello to everyone and introduce ourselves to members we havnt actually (met) yet... In addition If anyone has anything they would like to have added to this page to personalize it,they can drop a line to either myself or Raven and we will make sure it gets on here. ( I think If everyone contributes a lil sumpthing that would be awesome) be it a poem a story, a morph, comment, anything you wanna have posted here. Anyway I've rattled on enough for right now but I hope to hear from everyone soon :D Long days and pleasant nights, ~ Phoenix Evenstar~ The Dark Tower Tet Contents
Nyce-n-slow Would Like To Wosh All A Merry Mery Christmas To Diva Family And Friends
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Christmas With Louise
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable dolls. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour. Finding what I wanted was difficult. "Love Dolls" come in many different
Help My Fu Wifey Plz!
she is tryin to win a blast/VIP herez tha link!!
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe
please visit my profile and kiss me under the mistletoe. Show me some love. :-)
Champagne Chicken
3 ea Chicken breast/boned/skinned 2 T Olive oil 2 T Butter 1/4 c Champagne -- dry 1/2 c Heavy cream 3 T Tarragon -- fresh (1 t dry) 1 x Salt & freshly ground pepper 1 x ----optional ingredients---- 6 ea Prosciutto slices/paper thin 3 ea Shallots -- finely chopped 1 T Butter or margarine *** See instructions at end if using the optional ingredients. Cut chicken into 1/4″ wide slices. Melt the butter and olive oil in a large heavy skillet. Saute the chicken for 4 to 5 minutes. Remove the chicken and keep warm. Deglaze the pan with the champagne. Add the cream to the pan. Add the tarragon and reduce the sauce for two minutes. Put the chicken back into the pan and bring just to a simmer. Remove to serving platter. Serve hot wit
Dreams can have very unique weather. It may be sunny and thundering, or pouring rain everywhere except for where you are standing. Weather images in dreams often reflect your feelings about your environment. You may view the world as contrary to your goals; thus a dream would have bad weather in it. On the contrary, pleasant dreams or dreams at a time when life is going well usually feature good weather. The weather in dreams is generally not as significant as other images unless it is somehow aberrant from normal, waking world weather. Did the weather in your dream prevent something good from happening, such as a planned event?
Hunting for a misplaced item is frustrating. However, discovery can be a pleasant reward. In dreams about searching, whether the dream ends with or without finding the object is important to its meaning. If the dream resolves itself, it is important to note what or who you were looking for, and how those things were found. Think about the relationship that exists between the object and who (if anyone) helped you find it. Many times, the thing that is lost in the dream reflects an area of life where we are feeling incomplete or ineffective. Finding it in partnership with others may be a cue to seek outside wisdom in the resolution of the circumstances. A 48-year-old man reports dreaming: I am looking for my car keys. They are nowhere to be found. I am turning the house upside down, yelling at my wife, and generally coming unglued. My daughter is out, and I begin to blame her. A friend of hers comes in and says I should look in the front door. I do. My keys are there. This searchi
Ok I have seen this topic in MANY ""Mummms"" I just cant get over the stupidity of some of the people and the females for the most part. Some are trying to say when a women squirts it is pee. It is NOT pee. It does not look,smell or taste like pee.. If you google " Female Ejaculation, Female Prostate,The G-Spot it will tell you there. Female ejaculate is a fluid that is expelled from the body through the urethra during sexual activities. When released in small quantities it may be a mucous like fluid having a clear, milky, or yellowish coloration. As the volume of the expelled fluid increases it becomes like clear water. All women have a prostate gland they all likely produce ejaculate, even if they are not aware of it. HOW DOES ONE LOCATE THE FEMALE PROSTATE ? The G-Spot is located along the upper/front wall of the vagina, about two inches in, towards the stomach. The best way in finding the G-spot is to try some manual exploration. Insert your middle fin
Frustration Unfolds
I have wanted to upload some pix for a little while now, and especially since I got a new tattoo and piercing last night. I want to show off my Maggotry, but I cannot. My whole page freezes, and it stays almost fully black. It's so annoying because it's been going on for like 2 months straight now. Can anyone help me figure out what's wrong? It only seems to happen on CT.
Hot Women , With Ugly Men
Im gona post this again ,, I really want and answer to this question!!!! Why is that every where i go i see hot girls with fucking less that par guys ... I mean come on ladies WTF !!! Are you you all trying to play it safe , do you think all hot guys are just players and will cheat or something !!!! Is that you just wont go after them and you wait fo some dumb ass to walk up and try to get your number or something !!!! HHHMMMM did you try it out with that bad boy and decide that you couldnt change him so you went with the safe choice ???? I tell you it shocks me that i sit by single ,, looking the way i do , i mean spending the kind of time that i do in the gym and dressing so well , always having myself together. Im a single dad , that works hard and makes great money , I look good ,, I have lots of fun every where i go , Im really naughty and im good at that !! I just dont get it!!!!! PLEASE ANSWER THIS
My 411
I'm very laid back and pretty much like to do anything. I can go for walks, bike riding, dancing, or just sit at home with a drink and a movie curled up on the couch and be just as content. (I really like doing that one) The simple things in life you know... I love a star filled sky; I love the mountains, a rainy day, and the moon, just a very simple low maintenance kind of girl!I'm the type of girl that will devote my life to you if you catch my heart and will always be there for you. One man and one man only and I expect the same. I love to cuddle and kiss, kiss, kiss so anyone interested must like to do the same! I also like a lot of touching; physical contact is very erotic and important to me whether it's in public or behind closed doors. Just a simple brush of your hand across the small of my back while Im walking by to grab something, things like that ya know. Hmmmmm, who id like to meet? Well, he should be fun, love to laugh, easy going, takes care of himsel
Saying Goodbye
His smile now fades away, along with the great memories we once made together. My heart starts to drop into my stomach, as we both begin to move on, and my only wish is that I could just freeze time back to the good moments. From the window I watch time slowly pass by, as my tears cloud the images of us no longer being together. Inside I'm screaming for him to think about what he's doing, but it only comes out as faint sobs. I appear happy that another has found me, yet I secretly close my eyes and wish he was still there to hold me, or to just see his smile when I awoke on his shoulder. As the days go on, I realize it was probably inevitable, and although regrets and "what if's" drown my mind everyday, reality takes hold of truth and the fact that soon it will all be a memory. It's just a matter of getting over the hardest part- saying goodbye.
When You Realy Love Someone
I'm a woman Lord knows it's hard I need a real man to give me what I need Sweet attention, love and tenderness When it's real, it's unconditional I'm telling ya値l Cause a man just ain't a man if he man enough To love you when you're right Love you when you're wrong Love you when you're weak Love you when you're strong Take you higher, when the world got you feeling low He's giving you his last, cause he痴 thinking of you first Giving comfort when he's thinking that you're hurt That's what's done when you really really love someone I'm telling ya値l, I'm telling ya値l Cause you're a real man And Lord knows it's hard Sometimes you just need a woman's touch Sweet affection, love and support When it's real it's unconditional I'm telling ya値l, oh Cause a woman ain't a woman if she woman enough To love you when you're right Love you when you're wrong Love you when you're weak Love you when you're strong Take you higher, when the world got you feeling low S
Why the fuck do I care? What should it matter to me if an asshole is well an asshole to me? Its just a reason to rid myself of the influence.Im thinking that all the men of my life should really get a damned clue that Im not dealing with this shit.If I wanted games and getting lied to I would have stayed with Jeremy. I would have been miserably happy in that situation. But I left and I wanted a new life and a new damn chance.Yeah I fucked up.Yeah I didnt do what was right everytime that I should have.But regardless I deserve respect honesty and the chance to make my amends.I am broken--I need help gluing myself back together.I am on my knees begging and the only problem is you dont even see me at your feet.Im a slave to the impossible and the impossible is being loved and wanted and kept.Why am I not good enough? Why do you discard me and through it in my face? Sad part is I know why---Because I let you.Because you know I will be back and because Id rather be at your feet begging t
2nd Tattoo Contest
First Christmas Without You
My first Christmas with out you, I'm wishing you were here, I promised myself I wouldn't, But I've cried so many tears. It's only been 3 weeks, Since you were taken away, I've gone through today, With so much to say. I dropped by your spot, My Christmas gift to you, I laid some pretty flowers, It was all I could do. And the necklace you got me last year, Has always been on, I haven't taken it off, Since the moment you were gone. I wish you could come back, I miss you so much.. It's been so, so hard, Not having you around, It's so difficult to believe, You're gone and in heaven, The way I feel, Is so hard to express, All of my emotions, I tend to suppress. I still expect to see you, But you're not there, I can't feel you around me, And it's just not fair. Oh, I'm missing you terribly, I wish you could see, Missing you so much, Wishing you were here with me. I love you momma
Ok i'm going to auction myself off!! and here's the way it's going to work.... NO REAL MONEY involved at all!! This is all out of fun All you need is fubucks (which will be spent on the winner). Now the winner will own me for 1 month to do with me as you see fit (within reason remember this is for fun) rate friends, stashes, bomb contests that you or your friends are in. make you morphs or pic merges or comments, help you level friends ect... The bidding will start Thursday 12/20/07 @ 12pm est and will end 12/26/07 12am est... Please fumail all bids winner will be announced Thursday 12/27/07 Please click the link below thank you!!! ☠☠☠KING LESTAT☠☠☠. BIDDING STARTS TODAY @ 12PM@ fubar☠☠☠KING LESTAT☠☠☠. BIDDING STARTS TODAY @ 12PM@ fubar☠☠☠KING LESTAT☠☠☠. BIDDING STARTS TODAY @ 12PM@ fubar
You Assume
To the General Population:I curse your idiocy! You assume you know me. You assume you understand my actions. You assume you know whats in my heart and my mind. You assume too much. Somewhere between here and then you forgot the most important part of me--actually knowing me. You see my face but not my eyes. You heard my hopes and my voice sounding so assured and calm and never the fears or confusion. You said you wanted to help me through it all and that you saw the potential in me. Did you ever stop to think you cant help me when you cant help yourself or that the potential should only benefit me and never you? My life is mine to live, tattooed, broken, insane, bitchy, forsaken, desired, and forgotten. What happens, what I do, what I achieve are mine--should you be worthy, I will allow you to share my joys and sorrows. None of them are yours to do for me or claim responsibility for what I do. Ordering me to bend to your will simply because you are morally, socially or gender domi
Money can be lost, gained, or spent in dreaming. Dreams about money are often really about power, control, and competency. Consequently, the larger perspective of who is interacting with you around money and what your role in the transaction is are important features of the dream. Many people who dream about money are controlled by it-the desire for it, the lack of it, or the inability to control themselves with it. This last category is seen most clearly in money dreams experienced by people who re drowning in debt. If you gain money in a dream, note from whom and under what circumstances. This may be a dream about blessing. The gain of money in this instance is more a gain of emotional power and renewal through a completed relationship that no longer depletes the soul. You may see yourself as having great wealth to dole out to others. This is often a symbol of needing to convey blessing onto others. The true need is rarely financial, but a need to help others. Losing money
Thanks For All The Votes
I was nominated for Georgia veteran Wrestler of the year and they have a pole up to see who is going to be the winner its been open nearly a week and when I went to bed lastnight I was down by six votes and when i woke up this morning Im up by like 15 so I want to thank everyone who has voted for me over the last few days and lets keep it going until they shut the pole down.... You can vote once a day until then .... Daniel Gunner
On The Third Day Of Christmas......
I知 on a stay out of my way..... Nothing makes much sense to me these days. I see people talking on TV about polls and views and alleged ideas and some other crapola. The ABC, NBC and CBS "Hole in the Wall" gangs yakkety yakking on and on about politics and supposed "news". Guess what, People?? I'm tired of it. Everybody's trying to tell me what I'm supposed to want and to think and to do. I'M TIRED OF IT!!!! I don't care who's running neck and neck in Iowa or New Hampshire. I'm not gonna vote on the basis of what happens in Iowa. What happens there may mean that somebody will drop out of the race early or something significant may happen because of the way the vote went down. But I'll vote the way I want to. Well, maybe not. I wish there were more parties than just these two giants, Democrats and Republicans, who claim to represent all of us, but actually don't. I'd like to see somebody get up on a stump somewhere and raise hell, and I don't care if it's a man or a
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What Cartoon Character Do You Most Resemble?
Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test. Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end before you are done . 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date? A ) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) B) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.) C) Painting in the park (5 pts) D) Rock concert (1 pt.) E ) Going to the movies (3 pts.) 2. What is your favorite type of music? A) Rock and Roll (2 pts.) B) Alternative (1 pt.) C) Soft Rock (4 pts.) D) Country (5 pts ) E) Pop (3 pts.) 3. What type of movies do you prefer? A) Comedy (2 pts.) B) Horror (1 pt.)
Where I Belong
When I look into your eyesI know where I belong.When I look into your eyesI know that I致e come home.When I see you smile at meI feel my soul begin to warm.When I see you smile at meI feel the world is at peace.When I feel your arms around meI know a sense of calm.When I feel your arms around meI know I知 safe at last.When I taste your tender kiss I taste a bit of heaven.When I taste your tender kiss I taste the essence of you.When I hear your soft whispers I feel my passions ignite When I hear your soft whispersI feel your fires burning in me.When you hold me close to you I know an ache within When you hold me close to youI know what heaven is.
What Classic Movie Are You?
What Classic Movie Are You?personality tests by
Terry Knight & The Pack
Folders Labeled "don't Rip"
Being naive, ASpie and whatnot I find this hard to understand. Now that there is a feature that allows you to set a folder to "no-rip", making it a test instead - ... I'll put it this way instead; if yours is the sort of personality inclined towards that sort of test, mine is the sort of personality much inclined to be far away from yours. Is that at all clear?
Updated King List
I Need A Hit...
Gawd... why am I doing this to myself? Withdrawls... I'm going through freakin' withdrawls! This abstenence is self-inflicted. I think it's a good idea apparently. I disagree with myself. A full day without it. Just one time... that's all I want. I don't understand how people are strong enough to resist the temptation. Why? Why do people torture themselves this way? They treat themselves to this lovely thing that makes them feel so good... then they take it away from themselves!! Some people have it forced from them. That would hurt even more I think. The one thing you love. The one thing you crave on a daily basis. I think I got the shakes. Oh my gawd!! I'm falling apart! Just one more! One more wouldn't hurt, would it? Man... what I wouldn't do for a pepsi right now...
Do You Really Mean It When You Say You
to go through the shit i have had to go through in the last few months? I've been told, yes, i know what your going through, or yeah i know.... blah blah wtfever... Let me get this off my chest before i just spontaniously combust... Well, I left my husband of 5 years, bj, this past august, yest just a few months ago. moved back with my parents in north carolina. that right there is hard too, but better than living with bj. then one night after a particularly big fight over the phone with bj, mom and i went to the local watering hole for a few drinks and man bashing... low and behold i meet a man, craig. i had been catching up with old friends and making new ones and fall completely head over heels in love with craig. a few weeks into it, he makes up all this shit saying he doesn't believe i'm being honest in our relationship, so i drop just about everyone... till i find out 2 months later he had been sleeping with his ex the whole time. well, she lives in myrtle beach, s
I Do But I Don't
Does anybody ever feel this way?? It's crazy how you can give your heart to someone, and in an instant they are gone. Then time goes by and they come back in your life. Your heart still loves them but your mind is reminding you about the past. And you get confused. You feel one thing but at the same time you feel something else. I see where he is coming from. Friends are great and all I want is a friendship. I think its hard for me just to see that because I remember the past and I want to go back to that. I just have to remember the past is the past and you have to enjoy what you had but move on. I know its confusing and trust me I am confused. ♥ "I Do But I Don't" Tim McGraw You always come back when I'm at my weakest When I'm fool enough to let you in Sayin' how this time around is different Asking if I want to try again I do, but I don't I want to, but I won't I am but I ain't I could but I just can't It feels right but it's wrong And I've hurt
Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment. Normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the CLUB in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict shaft length so not to damage the hole(s). 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well-formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they
Looking Back... 2007
Wow... where did the year go by? So many things have happened in 2007, whether they have been good or bad. Things happen for a reason and I regret nothing that has happened in the past year. It can only help me become more appreciative of things to come and much more wiser in my decisions. I have met a lot of great friends in 2007 (such as Bubbsie who's like a sister to me, my Nick Black... oh wait I met him towards the end of 2006) and I hope to meet many more in the new year. I was fortunate enough to have my cousin and his family move to Canada from the Philippines. He has been more like a brother that I never had (well me being the only child so that explains why I never had *tee hee*). I never really had anyone that I can really confide in about problems that I've been having and it's really nice to have someone that I can go to. Oh another good thing about 2007 is that I FINALLY solved my Rubix cube that I have had since I was a wee little child. Its been as it is for like 20+
hay come on i hope it really make you feel good about yourself to give someone a 5 just because she doesn't talk back when you shout at her ! sometimes i can't talk back i'm busy and sometimes i don't want to talk back i have that right! i don't shout at you and when you don't talk i don't go to your page and downrate you. so don't do that to me because i'll just block you and post a bullitan and blog telling eveybody you are a downrater. and if i don't talk i might be busy or mabe i don't feel like talking . and if tis offends i'm sorry i'm tired of guys who downrate me because i don't want to talk. so here is the asshole who gave me a 5.wmwallace@ fubar
Happy New Year
to all who know me and all who i'd like to know better(hint, hint)HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
My First Fubar Blog
So I'd rather my first fubar blog be about my drunken fun, but it's not. I'm feeling a little lost at the moment. I couldn't drink this year cuz I was so damn sick I couldn't get out of bed. Rather than cancel his plans with his whore, he taught my 5 year old how to work the microwave so HE could cook dinner. I couldn't argue with him, I tried. I tried walking in to the kitchen and fell. He didn't help me up. He said that's what I get for trying to argue. His family brought me meds and cookies and offered to help put the kids to bed. Shame somebody else had to take care of HIS responsibilities. I hate this. I hate her. I want to hate him. I need rum and some comfort sex.
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im in a auction.. go bid on me and if u cant bid on me,then at least rate the pic:DPlease read blog.. All CASH related bids will trump fubucks bids.
Leaving Again
i have to go to a base in stuttgart germany for a week see you all when i get back be safe
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Dog Worried About The Economy
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein
Odd ... Disturbing ...
Last night I went to the mall with Chris. As we passed a group of guys one of them started yelling, "Hey you in the blue. Excuse me! HEY!" That's so not how to get my attention so i kept walking. Whilst we were outside smoking and having a conversation of epic proportions, I noticed this one kid standing directly across from us staring at me like he's never seen a girl before or something. Finally, sick of being stared at, i stared him back in the face and he smiled and dropped his cigarette. Me and Chris went back in after we were done smoking... and the kid went over to his gf but turned to stare at me as we walked by. Odd because I looked like hell last night. Disturbing because I hate being stared at/watched.
Computer Problem
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over. Bob clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," I replied. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out.... I D 1 0 T I used to like Bob!
Roaming Lost Souls
Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Worst-of Today. New Boobs On Ratemywow, O&a Podcasts Online, New Audio Online, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (new videos added every week!) Happy Friday, kids! Opie went and got himself sick, so buckle up, and get ready for another star-studded Worst-Of Opie and Anthony Show. Now, just because the boss isn't feeling well, doesn't mean we're taking a day off, nosiree... we're updating all kinds of goodies to keep you entertained for hours on end and scouring the world wide interwebs for all the great goodies we think will amuse (and probably arouse) the lot of you. NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have a new WOW photo of the beautiful Blond Dylan... (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site): RateMyWoW: ARIANNA LOVE NEW O&A AUDIO ONLINE: As a special treat for some of you just getting to know the O&A Show, we're posting some clips
Mental Mind
I know this is a horrible thought to have but sometimes while I'm doing something. Happened the other day when I was climbing up the loft ladder. The ladder wobbled a bit and it's above a flight of stairs so falling off would not end well. Anyways, this ladder wobbled and all the sudden this thought came up, what would I do if all the sudden I died in some terrible accident, who would tell everyone I met on here. Like I said, horrible thought I know, but then it's true. In one way it would be horrible to burden people with that info, in another way though if they were worried or were wondering where you are then they would know. But yeah, thats inside my head for tonight, someone reminded me of it so thought I'd jot it down.
This is not a trick question. > It is as it reads. > A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy, that she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and couldn't find him. A few days later she killed her sister. > Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer). > Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. >This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer > Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list unless t
Code Brown
Was a slow night at work. We only had 8 patients. There was me.. a PCA,, and 2 nurses on. I was just coming out from my supper.. at 10pm..when all of a sudden I hear the operator announce.. code brown! Most hospital staff consider that a poopy situation but its a code for a missing patient. The nurses couldn't leave the floor so the PCA went to go look. I just got to my desk and sat down..when the phone rang. As I picked up the phone..all of a sudden I felt somthing slide up my skirt. It was a hand! It was the missing patient. He was in his 40s. I tried to talk to the person on the phone..while this guy kept feeling me. What was I to do? The 2 nurses were in patients rooms..and I was at the desk alone. All of a sudden, i felt his tounge on my clit. Damn, this was a sticky situation, in more ways then one. The person on the phone was a patient who just left today,, with 50,000 questions. What was I to do? Hang up rudely...and run like hell..or be professional..and ignor
Life Is To Short.........
Why not take a chance on love...I'll tell you why not to. I spent the last 2 1/2 years living with a man I didn't even apparently know. Here I thought things were great and the whole time he was using me for a place to stay, a car, and I guess you would say sexy too. I really thought he was the right man....I guess I was wring, so thank twice before saying life two short just do it. I jumped into a relationship and look what it got me a cold lonely heart....
I Dont Know What To Do...
your leaving to vegas.... what do i dont even remember i exist... i'm scared for our little girl.. i wish i knew what to do...
Baring My Soul's Love
I am here before you My body rid of all that I wear Wanting you to take me To your body bring me near Feel the heat that is me My passion inside does burn Fill me with your love now For it I each day steadily yearn My skin is filled with tingles With thoughts of you touching me Sending excitement on through it Setting my passion for you free I ache to feel your love fill me Satisfying the longing for you I have Knowing that what your eyes feast upon To you I have with love now freely gave Feeling your lips travel over my skin So delicate as they softly kiss My body responds in many ways My love, I have surely missed this I can feel the wetness build Inside my love nectar does run Knowing that I will be satisfied Only when making love we are done My heart races with my loves beat Pounding as if for the world to hear The burning I feel between my thighs Wishing you were already there I open them now for you as you near Wanting to feel your love slide in Yo
Maryland Fried Chicken
INGREDIENTS: * 1 chicken, 3 pounds * 1 cup bread crumbs * 2 tablespoons butter * 2 eggs, well beaten * 2 tablespoons water * 1/2 cup minced salt pork * salt and pepper PREPARATION: Cut chicken in pieces. In a wide, shallow bowl, combine beaten eggs, salt and pepper and 2 tablespoons water. Place the bread crumbs in another bowl or plastic bag. Dip chicken pieces in the egg mixture then roll in bread crumbs. Fry salt pork in a heavy skillet until crisp and browned. chicken to the skillet; cook slowly until browned. Season with salt and pepper. Dot with butter; cover and transfer to a preheated 325ー oven. Bake until tender, about 45 minutes to 1 hour.
Feeling Like Shit
ok so everyone i know is popping out babies. i mean its like all my friends and family r drinking something special and leving me out. If u know me real well u know i want kids. it's starting to piss me off that everyone else is having babies (some who don't deserve them) and i'm left in the dark.I'm sick of hearing about them having babies too. It's babies this and babies that. maybe i shouldn't be acting like this but i'm going mad already. question is do i have a right? ok peace gotta run listen to my sister in law complain about one kid well ,get this, shes pregnant with another!!! Y.
I Am View On The Movie
I went and saw I Am Legend starring Will Smith last night, and I must say....Wow what a movie. I'll try to not give much away, and I will also note any spoilers that I may or may not give away... The movie opens with what could one day be a very realistic scene. A newscaster is interviewing a scientist who has discovered a cure for a notorious human disease. Unfortunately the cure turns to mutate into a new virus that transforms humans and animals that are infected into extremely feral creatures. Will Smith plays the role of an Armed Forces doctor who is trying to find a cure....alone. The movie cuts to day 1001 and one for Will Smith living alone with his dog in what used to be New York. He is very much nearing the edge of a mental breakdown...but wouldn't we all if we spent 3 years completely alone with no human contact? Will plays the role perfectly, showing every human emotion in the book, and really getting into his character. This movie will have you on the edge o
A girl across the street, sits in the corner, cries, depression sets in, she's empty inside. Never leaves the dark, lights are always off, can't subdue the feeling, it just wont stop. The blinds are drawn, you can't see in, the lies there waiting, for her pain to begin. It will not come, this painful state, for this is her torture, everlasting wait.
How I Am Let Me Know How You Are
got my friends back till I die got my friend frieds back and I don't mind if I have to actt I am not afrade of deth I greet it like a brother life or deth to the lette you know who you are I would kill for you I die every time I see you cry my heart brakes I would do anything to see you smile hair you laugh makes me fly so high
Cum Show Me Some Lovins Please
(repost of original by 'Joyridin ---Dirty Bitch Crew' on '2008-01-06 11:49:09')
Up Date
Fergie Big Girls Dont Cry [video Premire]
Thank You All So Much!
I can't tell you all enough how much all of your gifts, messages and comments mean to me. They have made my Birthday absolutely amazing! I'm kinda of overwhelmed and never expected so much generosity from all my friends on here. I hate to do a thank you this way but I had to work today and some friends are taking me out for my B-day so I don't have time to personally thank you and from the looks of it I will be working on that throughout the week as it is. :D Ya'll are awesome and I appreciate each and everyone of you. Thanks Canadian AKA Jason and Gary (DSC) for the awesome Birthday pimpouts. MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR SHOWING ME SO MUCH LOVE! Much love and respect, Jackie
Something Must Be
Something must be wrong with me with all this hurt inside, always bursting with anger, and never any pride. Something must be wrong with me if all I do is cry, I can't stop this pain all I want to do is die. Something must be wrong with me if my emotions run wild, all this confusion does is make me feel like a lost child. Something must be wrong with me with all these terrible things, always there and never gone depression is what it brings. Something must be wrong with me if I can't stop these thoughts, all this pain does is turn my stomach in knots. Something is truly wrong with me when I think there's only one way out, "Let this pain end," is all my heart will shout.
Blow Job,fucking An Much More
Fubar won't allow me to do this
Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show, I Got Stoned And I Missed It
(Shel Silverstein) I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day Then my friend yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away" But I laid around a bit Then I had another hit Then I rolled myself a bauma Then I thought about my mama Then I fooled around, played around Jacked around a while and then I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and it rolled right by I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned oh me oh my Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit I was stoned and I missed it I was stoned and I missed it I was stoned and it rolled right by I was s
Candyliscious And Mrs.bubbles Team
Today's Love Quote "It's a lot easier to admit you are angry than to admit you are hurt." --Source Unknown
Spirit Den
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Old Timers Poem
Stress Buster Humor Old Timer's Poem A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean... And ram was the cousin of a goat... Meg was the name of a girl And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3-inch floppy You hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick
Are You Kidding Me?
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Are Your Kids Safe???
After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out. GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you? ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know. GoTo123: Did you have a softball game after school today? ByAngel213: Yes and we won!! GoTo123: That's great! Who did you play? ByAngel213: We played the Hornets. LOL. Their uniforms are so gross! They look like bees. LOL GoTo123: What is your team called? ByAngel213: We are the Canton
Nothing To Be Taken Too Seriously
This is a bunch of lyrics that I strung together during my relationship with my first love. A few days before I had either seen or heard that he was making out with and had left bite marks on a girl that I was friends with. It was a fucked up situation. July 12, 2004 You held my hand And you gave me that kiss Why did you have to go? Let's talk this over Was it something I did? Was it something you said? Don't leave me hanging Sit on my bed alone This is when I start to bite my nails And clean my room when all else fails I cannot find a way to describe it It's there inside I wish that it would just go away All the pain All the thoughts lead back to you Back and forward Inside my head I can't handle this confusion My words are cold I don't want them to hurt you If I show you I don't think you'd understand My heart is broken I'm lying here My thoughts are choking On you, my dear If I had my way, I'd never get over you. Today's the day, I pray that
Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Donald Trump, Bob Kelly, O&a Podcasts Online, New Inventor And Epschtine Audio, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Check out Anthony the Italian Stormchaser - online now!) Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we welcome back Donald Trump, who is promoting the latest season of The Apprentice. We'll also be hanging with our buddy Robert Kelly, who is playing Caroline's here in New York City all weekend. Remember, if you want to see any of the in-studio goodness, breakfast and booger-eating, just turn on your PALTALK and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, you might want to check out the Ladies Of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, having the morning sex, or having a morning dump (scratch that last one). The Inventor And Epschtine - Audio Online: Those fantastic new characters from Sam and Steve C are now online for you to enjoy over and over again: The Inventor and Epschtine - Episode 1 The Inventor and Epschtine
Glazed Chocolate-sour Cream Cake
Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 1 hr 10 min Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) devil's food cake mix 1 cup plus 2 Tbsp. BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream, divided 3 Tbsp. MAXWELL HOUSE Instant Coffee, divided 1 Tbsp. hot water 1 container (7 oz.) BAKER'S Real Milk Dipping Chocolate 2 Tbsp. butter or margarine, melted 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 1 cup each halved strawberries and raspberries GREASE and flour 2 (9-inch) round cake pans. Line bottoms of pans with wax paper. Prepare cake mix as directed on package, substituting 1 cup of the sour cream for all of the water. Stir in 2 Tbsp. of the instant coffee. Spread batter into prepared pans. Bake as directed on package. Cool 10 min.; remove from pans. Immediately remove wax paper. Cool completely on wire racks. DISSOLVE remaining 1 Tbsp. instant coffee in water. Melt dipping chocolate as directed on container. Stir in butter, dissolved instant coffee and remaining 2 Tbsp. sour cream; mix until well
Please Go Rate I Would For You
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Come Bid On Me
Can I Get A Rate? And If Would Like And Could..Place A Bid For Me :) SgtRaider
Milf Contest!!
Starts in 30 min!! Will you please comment my pic.... The most comments wins so... keep em coming! the link to my pic is...... Bomb away friends... I will pay back all those that help me wim ;)
11 Things About Life...
I got this as a profile comment and thought it was great and so true. I had to share it with everyone! This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So..........If you are a loving fr
Please help these two sexxy ladies out in their contest they have a buncha comments to go so drop by and leave a few every chance you get.Hell they were even trying to pay folks to comment so give um a hand! CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack!WHAT WE NEED IS 1250 A DAY IN COMMENTS TO GET AHEAD to get to our 140,000 comments:) SO PLEASE SHOW SUM LOVE Music Provided By Jokers Wild & Snake Bite Radio CLICK THE BANNER TO ENTER (repost of original by 'TiSmOm05~SqUaD~LeAdEr@SpIrIt~~LeVeLeRs' on '2008-01-12 21:08:59')
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Just Gotta Know
what is really going on here? you say bar but my mouth is so dry i could spit cotton...pour me one wont ya?
Counting Down.....
it is Jan 14th and it is amazing how the days are melting away til the 24th of Jan. Each and every day with Hannah has brought a new learning experience and surprises. I found out never to play her in literaci. I learned we can talk for 14 hrs on the phone during one day and never get tired of hearing each other's voices. I have learned to smile and laugh as much as possible and that you do not need to be perfect to be perfect for the person you are in love with. Hannah, you are teaching me to look inside myself and find the true Matthew. I am proud to call you my mine and I cant wait to hold you and hug you at the airport
Gnocchi Alfredo Casserole
1. 1 (16 ounce) package potato gnocchi 2. 1/4 cup butter 3. 1 clove garlic, minced 4. 1 cup whipping cream 5. 1 1/2 cups shredded fresh Romano cheese 6. 1/4 pound cooked ham, coarsely chopped 7. 1 (10 ounce) box Green Giant(R) Frozen Broccoli in Cheese Flavored Sauce, thawed 8. 2 (4.5 ounce) jars Green Giant(r) Sliced Mushrooms, drained 9. 1/2 cup Progresso(R) Parmesan Bread Crumbs Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 543 kcal * Carbohydrates: 26 g * Dietary Fiber: 1 g * Fat: 40 g * Protein: 18 g * Sugars: 4 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Heat oven to 400 degrees F. Cook gnocchi as directed on package, omitting salt. 2. Meanwhile, melt butter in large nonstick skillet over medium heat. Add garlic; cook and stir 3 minutes. Add cream; mix well. Gradually add
Im super excited cause im buyin my BFF's old laptop....omg i cant wait.....and my BFF is gettin a tattoo with some of the money im giving im going with her this wednesday. Its gonna be so much fun. kinda makes me want to get another tattoo..but its gonna be fun to watch her get one. So thats my exciting news. Finally i can use a regular instant messanger and respond to shoutouts. woohoo!!! Its a miracle!!!! :D
Eyes Contest - Results
I was on the edge of my seat in those last 30 minutes...out of NO where Mystery took the lead...I had a lot of fun doing this..& will be doing another here soon. Thank you to those who took part!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you all had some fun yourselves ^____^
Who Would Have Thought...
After my many heart breaks, lost loves, loves that lie, loves that hide who they really are... I figured I would have learned my lesson. I thought to myself, after this last one, some of you know who he is, I would seal up my heart, not let anyone in, and never... I mean NEVER talk to him again. I blocked off communication lines on here, and other places. For some reason, I opened them back up. Figured, no big deal... I can handle this, I can just open them back up and see what happens. I don't want to be with him. I don't want that heart ache again. I figured, its been a while, I could probably be his friend. It was very comforting to talk to him in the past... I never expected the rush of emotion that would come from chatting on here with him. Although, I stand by what I have said and decided, I gave him a chance to explain. I wasn't expecting the truth. I am not sure anymore what the truth is. He did explain some things, but whether or not its the truth by definition o
Oh Hai! I Figured It Out (**this Is A Persia Approved Blog**)
In the wee hours before dawn this morning I had a revelation!!!! We all know Britney Spears has lost her everloving mind, but I figured out why. Britney went from being a Pop Princess idolized by pre-pubescent girls to being Stalker-fodder to Gender confused teenaged boys (For those who don't know what I mean, go to YouTube and look up Chris Crocker) That would be enough to push anyone over the edge!
Why I Love You So Much
The sparkle in your eye, The warmth of your skin. Your breath on my neck, That quivers within. The touch of your hand, The smell of your hair. The kindness in your smile, That strength in your stare. Your kiss on my lips, Your body near mine. The stroke of your touch, That feeling inside. The sound of your voice, Compassion in your embrace. The serenity in your stride, The power in your face. The calming of your presence, The beating of your heart. The promise of tomorrow, That we may never part. The beauty of your kiss, and that magic in your touch. It is for all these reasons and more, Why I love you so much. Please leave comment
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Mistress Of The Dark And Of Pain!!!
Mistress of the Dark and of Pain: Mistress of the Dark and of Pain For many years her torture would reign People could be heard - their screams and shout But they all knew there was no way out With her trusty cat o nine tails whip She would carry close on her hip She would dress in leather and lace You were made sure to be put in your place And when those had to be put in line They would surely pay her fine For you could hear her whip crack Upon their skin it would smack As the blood was drawn she would smear upon her fingertips And bring the sweet nectar to her full lips Her torture for all to see Would fill her with glee Always looking for victims was a must For you see this filled her lust
Creepy Crawlin It's Way To You......
Do you have the guts for some good ghastly and gruesome olde ... CREEPY CRAWLS?!? Creepy Crawls: A Horror Fiend's Travel Guide is a hair-raisingly informative and skin-crawlingly entertaining travel guide to horror locations from film, literature, and culture & society. It will feature travel information to locations such as London, Paris, Poe's Baltimore, Lovecraft's New England, Halloween's "Haddonfield," The Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Austin, Friday the 13th's "Camp Blood," and much, much more! Featuring a foreword by "The Godfather of Gore" himself ... Herschell Gordon Lewis! Creepy Crawls was published on September 1st through Santa Monica Press and can be ordered now at or you can also ask for it at your local Borders, Barnes & Nobles, or similar bookseller. Buy it or BEWARE! CREEPY CRAWLS: A HORROR FIENDS TRAVEL GUIDE Paperback: 384 pages; black & white photographs Publisher: Santa Monica Press Release Date: September 1, 2006 Price: $16.95
To The Ones I Love
Chili Contest
THIS IS SOME KIND OF CHILI CONTEST If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you! Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better! For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in.I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besi
Old People
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! "Y
What A Great Two Nights In Wrestling
I have already done 7 matches in two days and got another show at three o'clock. Myself and Devin Lee have wrestled on two shows each night so far this weekend it has been great and as of the moment we havent lost one. So thats doing pretty good. Well anyways just wanted to put a little on here about my wrestling seeing as I hadn't in a while. So talk to everyone later.
~update)about Punks Contest..?
Bald Punk Has A Contest Starting The 20th AND I EXPECT FULL SUPPORT OUT OF EVERY FAMILY MEMBER That is online.Please Contact me if that seems to be a problem,it's not like im asking you to quit your job let your kids play in rushuor traffic all I want us is to act like a family like we did when it was 1st founded...(DAMN)we didn't loose a contest but a lot of bullshit started and everything went to shit anbd everybody quit reading blogs reposting bullys WTF are we a family or not if we are gonna be a family let's damn well act like one ......... Get The Contest details from punk on his contest Thank's for listening to me Punk is in a contest, Hottest Bald Guy, Is He? if you think so go drop a bunch of comments on him!
The Thought Process
Just thought I put a few thought down on paper and just see how far I get with them. I have a Love instrest or a friend you could say. I havent met him or anything but I seem to be smittin with him cause I am always looking forward to talking to him and I am always leaving him a Im saying I miss him and that we will talk soon. we always say the same things at the same time and we spend hours just talking and chating about nothing. We both work in the same profession we both work in health care. Hes the sweetest person I meet.
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Who Need Rubbies When We Got The Best Gem Around??
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Introducing Lillianna Marie
Hi I am Lillianna Marie! I was born on December 29, 2007. I came too early in fact I was 11 weeks early! I have had a time in here but all the nurses and Doctors and other staff are so nice to me. I weighed 2 lbs 12 oz when I arrived. I have had to be on a ventelator for a little while. Started eating through a tube inserted into my stomach and until recently my only problem was a third degree bleed on my brain. But there has been no swelling. I have had many episodes of breathing and heart rates dropping. Usually I bring my self back. Then on 1/15 I needed a blood transfusion, mommy was scared and agreed , she sat beside me for as long as she could till she had to go get my brother and sisters.(I can't wait to see them!) All seemed to go fine the nurses removed my pick line and I was doing good. Then that night my tummy swelled I started having more spells. The Dr. gave me an iv with antibiotics in it and did a x-ray of my belly. They did a full blood work and a catheter for a clean
Flank Steak Pinwheels
1. 2/3 cup sun-dried tomatoes (not packed in oil) 2. 2 cups boiling water 3. 1 pound flank steak, trimmed of fat 4. 1 clove garlic, minced 5. 3 tablespoons light herbed cheese spread, such as Boursin (see Variation) 6. 1 cup baby spinach 7. 3/4 teaspoon kosher salt 8. 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 183 kcal * Carbohydrates: 6 g * Dietary Fiber: 1 g * Fat: 11 g * Protein: 15 g * Sugars: 1 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. Preheat grill to high. 2. Place sun-dried tomatoes in a bowl; pour boiling water over them and let steep until softened, about 10 minutes. Drain and chop. 3. Meanwhile, place steak between 2 large pieces of plastic wrap. Pound each side of the steak thoroughly with the pointed side of a meat mallet unt
Update 01/23/2008
hello all I just got back from the Dr's and it all gooooood !!!!! this week the counts last time I went was 60 thousands well today they went up to 137 thousands so we are coming down off the med's by 10 mg a visit to watch out that they don't drop to much or to fast I also gain 2 more pounds so now everyone can call me fat ass hahahaha but watch out because I can't wait to start losing this weight now and go back to my weight I go back on the 30th of this month now I have to go every week to make sure it all good i'm soooo excited this week to know that his may be almost over and we are on the down side of this but will have to watch it for the rest of my life it all good today
Cumm On Ppl!!!!!!!!!
Dirty...elite This Is For U..
Can I talk dirty? Of course I can But have you earned it That痴 the question You want to know what I知 wearing? Would it shock you If I said nothing at all I was sitting here waiting for you to call Am I touching myself Of course I am I always do when I think of you Couldn稚 help myself if I tried And what about you Are you hard? Can you picture me naked in front of you? I want to touch you so badly I can tell you how I think it would feel If you were here with me I can imagine you sitting in the chair in front of me Watching me touch myself I would walk over to you and sit on your lap And kiss your lips Put your hands on my tits Let you smell how ready I am Shall I face you? Or do you want me from behind? Will you pull my hair? Do you like to look at my breasts? Oh god, you池e sooo big Mmmmm, ooohhhh You池e right It is better when we do it your way Do you like me to whisper in your ear? Should I beg you to do it harder, or faster? Sha
What Do You Do?
What do you do when you have a friend that needs help, but there isn't anything you can do about it? I know that I should try my hardest to help them to the best of my ability, but I don't know what I can do! It's nothing that I can really help with. I want to help, but how am I supposed to do that when I have other things that I have to worry about? Getagrrr!
My Food For Though.... Things That I Take To Heart!
My food for though.... things that I take to heart! Sent to me, by my daughter but Echos my own views and thoughts...& Beliefs... "Justice and power must be brought together, so that whatever is just may be powerful, and whatever is powerful may be just." "Power is when you have every justification to kill someone, and then you don't" I am not interested in power for power's sake, but I'm interested in power that is moral, that is right and that is good." The best ammunition against lies is the truth, there is no ammunition against gossip. It is like a fog and the clear wind blows it away and the sun burns it off." Values are not just words, values are what we live by. They're about the causes that we champion and the people we fight for." "Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it." The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control their emotions by the application of reason Laugh as
Friend Nees A Lil Help Yo
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She Will Love It!
Help Coding Lounges By Stevens The Fubar Bouncer
This blog breaks all of the basic elemental tweaks down and shows what they do along with there code all formats not being put into the skin section of edit lounge needs to have a or it will just look like garbage and come back as text in the motd...Body: The body is the main point in the Lounge for the background there is two parts to this.One is the skin areabody{visibility: show!important;display: -!important;/* changes outer scroll-bars */ scrollbar-arrow-color: #FFD700; scrollbar-Track-Color:; scrollbar-Highlight-Color: #FFD700; scrollbar-base-color: #C0C0C0; scrollbar-Face-Color:; scrollbar-Shadow-Color: #FFD700; scrollbar-DarkShadow-Color: #FFD700;}The other goes into the motd areaTooltip: This controls the popup window when you hover someones name same as the body it must be entered into two locations.Skin/* user tool tip */#fixedtipdiv{ visibility: show!important; display: -!important; padding: 2px;/* border: 0px solid #990000; */ font: normal 10px Veranda; line-h
Perfect Sexual Evening By Him
When she brought my penis into her mouth, I breathed, relaxed, and circulated those delicious sensations up and away from my genitals. I knew those other parts of my body (feet, nipples, head) couldn't orgasm, but it sure felt like I was cumming all over! Instead, the intense urge to release calmed and I could relax into more intense stimulation of my penis. Oddly, the slower she went, the stronger the sensations were. And I loved them! Really, how can so much pleasure be derived from several inches of hard throbbing flesh. Who would want this to end quickly in a few seconds of explosion? Not me. I was looking forward to hours of 壮exual worship. After what seemed like forever, I turned her over and then touched, kissed, and licked her now streaming vagina delicately. She had multiple orgasms with my fingers and then with my tongue, each one rocking me to my core too. Her energy pulses made me want to cum with her but my penis simply stayed hard as a rock as she continue
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Government Workers Reality
- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. - "One 'Oh Spit' wipes out years of 'Atta Boys'" are words to live by. - You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor. - Appearance is more important than substance. - Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home. - There is never enough time to do your job, but always enough time to prepare a briefing on it. - Art involves a white board and dry markers. - The suspense you were just assigned was late when you received it and you are required to justify why. - Management thinks a business trip with uncompensated mandatory weekend travel is a perk. - Although you have a telephone, pager, e-mail, FAX, company distribution, Fed-X, US mail and co-equals sitting right on the other side of the partition...communication is a continuing problem. - You know and everyone that works with you knows your performance is superior, but "satisfactory" is the highest level on the documented performanc
See What U Will Get ??!!!
One night i had a dream. I was walking along the beach with the lord, and across the skies flashed scenes from my life. In each scene i noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One was mine, and one was the lord's. When the last scene of my life appeared before me, I looked back at the footprints in the sand, and to my suprise that at many times along the path of my life there was only one set of footprints. And i noticed that it was at the lowest saddest times of my life. I asked the lord about it. "lord, you said that once i decided to follow you, you would walk with me all the way. But i notice that during the most troublesome times in my life there is only one set of footprints. I dont understand why you left my side when i needed you the most. The lord replied, "My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, where you see only one set of footprints, i was carrying you."
Just 8400 To Go
We all know Smitty is a Pimp, but lets make him an Assassin! smitty1865@ fubar
Words Women Use
Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
Click And Bombs Away
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Nature Nurture My Soul
Touch the face of the heavens Feel the burn of the stars Fly with the wind Dance with snow Be as free as the clouds Wander as untraceable as the air Lighten my path as the sun Yet be able to hide like the moon Stand firm as the trees Lay peaceful as the water Destroy mine enemies like fire Heal mine friends softly as herbs Let my nature be as nature One circle within my soul One flame within my heart One action after another
Staind - Epiphany Your words to me just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention Your words just disappear 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said So I speak to you in riddles because My words get in my way. I smoke the whole thing to my head and feel it wash away 'cause i can't take anymore of this, I want to come apart. or dig myself a little hole inside your precious heart 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said I am nothing more than a little boy inside That cries out for attention yet I always try to hide 'Cause I talk to you like children, Though I don't know how I feel But I know I'll do the right thing If the right thing is revealed 'Cause its always raining in my head Forget all the things I should have said
A Peom Written For Me
Friends Anyone can stand by you when you're right, but only a real friend will stand by you even when you're wrong. A simple friend identifies himself when he calls, a real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life, a real friend says, "Whats new with you?". A simple friend thinks that the problems you whine about are recent, a real friend says, "You have been whining about the same thing for 14 years, get off your ass and do something about it!". A simple friend has never seen you cry, a real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names, a real friend has their phone numbers. A simple friend hates it when you call while they are in bed, a real friend asks, "What took you so long to call?". A simple friend will talk to you about their problems, a real friend will help you with your problems. A simple friend will act like a guest, a real friend will make themselves a
You know , i have been on this site now for about 1 year and i have acquired many friends here on fubar . But there has been something that has just started to discuss me with this site . There are way to many people on here rating pictures , and mumms NSFW for when they should not even be rated like that . Alot of times it has to do with many pictures by women and some men . Women on this site may like to show them selves off for there reasons . When they take pictures of them selves or have others take them for em , they submit them in for a default pic or in a non-nsfw folder and get them flagged being nsfw . If a woman wants to show a little cleavage and show the goods while she is at it then go for it . I personally dont see why some people just have to be haters of some people out here maybe cause jealousy or spite , i have no idea . These pics should not be marked like this and should be allowed to be in a default folder unless choosen by the owner of the pic . Now some peo
Poem 4
"LEARNING THINGS THE HARD WAY" In this here lifetime of mine, i shall both experience joys and pains, but know it is all for a reason. I have but only one purpose in life right now and that is to make people laugh and keep my family happy. At times thoughts that never should have been going through my mind, have been and now i am most ashamed i ever allowed them to seep in. Wishing to be granted the strength to stay strong. Though i may seem at a distance at times, it is only because i seem to think about way too many things. Just trying now to just make it from one day to the next is all i can do or accomplish. I have let this depression of mine rule my life for long enough now, and it is time for me to take back my life, not worrying any longer of or about all of the many stupid things that happen. So, from this day forward i shall live my life the way i see fit. Wanting to only bring smiles to my friends and family. Not having them shed any more tear
People Need To Go!
I am now understanding that there ARE people in this world i could def live without that are sucking in OUR precious oxygen. I am sick of people IM'ing me with stupid bullshit. I dont care about anime at 8 in the morning, i dont feel like answering 9 million stupid ass questions like " what is your favorite gemstone color" does it really fuckin matter? " I am making a character of you for my D&D campaign." I dont live my life in a fairy tale world. I live in a little place called REALITY! Which, in case you didnt know, i enjoy to be quiet and pest free. It was like that for a while until this person bothered me. My life was normal (as normal as it could get for a juggalette). Now i have to be worried about who is behind me because if it is this specific person, my ass is in danger because of constant groppings of which i have told you to STOP DOING! BUT no one listens to me. I am sick of being watched like a specimen in a science lab. Guess what you arent missing out on much if
Thought For The Day Thursday 01/31/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Another day comes, and darkness still pervades the light. No, more it devours it. Yes, that's better. Not that the light hides, it is eaten by the dark. My efforts to find it avail me little in my search. Despite every effort, it eludes me with a surreptitious nature, defying my best attempts of discovery. None know this darkness as I, it is mine to savor, to drown in. My name etched upon it, glowing to reveal its possession of me. Light, a faint memory in this heart. Somewhere, one day, it must return. It must be renewed, it shall be. Until then, where I dwell is the darkest place. Its misery, complete." ゥ2008 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions
"just Me"
"Hello" I said as I looked in the mirror. "Relax" was my reply and I started to fear. How can a mere reflection know I am so stressed out? I began to wonder and tried to figure it out. Is this just a joke, is someone playing games? So I tried to point fingers and name names! All the while my reflection just laughed at me. It told me life doesn't always have to be what I see. In anger I made a fist and tried to break it, but i broke down in tears cause I could no longer fake it. Sometimes it's hard to be the happy guy, and yes I am a man but i know it's alright to cry. You see life doesn't always go as I plan and I feel I have failed. Even though others try to remind me how many times I've prevailed. But I'm tired of looking to the past to find happiness. Cause I feel that if I keep looking back it's my future I will miss. I just want to be stable I want to be loved, is that to much to ask? I thought, for some strange reason t
A bloody massacare within my heart Pain inevitable from the start Feelings grown but never sewn And so I walk The Oblivion unknown The words you speak... are they true? The feelings you claim inside of you I believe so much in your soul Lost no longer I wanna make you whole Just gimme a chance to fix your heart... Cause Drew I've loved you from the start
You Are So
To Inked It's funny how you Get Cranky When I tease you I know its not serious, But, somehow You make me laugh It's funny how you spend all day telling me You are horny It might be true But, somehow I don't think you play with it all day You are so genuine and true You are so understanding and cute I wish one day, I can stare in your eyes in person,saying You are precious to me
Who Me?
Condoms At Walmart
A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.' The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.' A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what
Freak Me Friday And More Every Day Of The Week!!!
Ty Rumdumb
The winds sweep across the Kansas plains New life rides the waves It carries away the yesterdays Bringing hope to take its place Hope for bright new days ahead Hope for tranquility Hope for all you care about And the things you wish to be As each day gives way to darkness As it too is put to rest Like the new life carried on the Kansas winds I am wishing you the best! rumdumb~~Owned by eLLe~~Belonging to Krissy~~Poetic Azz@ fubar give this man some fu-love ;)
Fu Own Someone! They All Rock!
Well Well
well well its once come to a dull ending to another day and all went well kicked it with my dawg funnybuilt and went back over to his dads spot r . i . p greg we miss you dawg but you know ill see you when i get there we can go hang out in the ghetto and smoke cubin blunts of that frutie green and anyway ben conners rip dawg we gonna go frisby golfen when i get there wonder if heaven got a ghetto DRUNKLE YOU MY HOMIE BEST FREIND MY DAWG I MISS YOU SO MUCH ALL THESE HOLIDAYS PAST AND IT AINT THE SAME NOT HEAREN AINT GOT SHIT BUT GOT IT ALL OR EAST SIDE WEST SIDE SOUTH SIDE LOL HEY ILL SEE YOU SOON DAWG B EZ RIP!!! NOW LETS SEE AS YOU ALL KNOW IM A GLASS CITY HERO AND I GET SHIT AND I GET SHIT DONE WE REBUILD UR SLOW CARS AND MAKE THEM IINSANELY FAST THATS ME THATS WHAT I DO YOU CAN LOOK AT THE PICS ON MY MYSPACE ITS SIRDBO420 HALLA AT MEA
Please Help Me Be A Godfather
Hi everyone. I really want to be Godfather and I still have a long way to go. I have a lot of stash and pics to rate. If you haven't rated them yet please do. It will take me forever to get there by myself. I have been a Fu-king forever and would really like to level up. I need all the help I can get. I will return the love. So please help me. Thank you.
Peice Of Shit!
down rating son of bitches....grrrrrrr you know who u was if your not going to rate a good number than dont rate at all fucker.... have a good night honey xxxxx
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Just One Pic Rate Please
Please rate this pic.. yup, just one picture rate is all i need!!! Thanks!!! (repost of original by 'misterfeet' on '2008-02-04 17:36:03')
I Don't Know..........
Today i dont know how i should feel. I have one of those families, on my dad's side especially that is not all. We see each other for sicknesses and funerals. There are the few family members that i keep in contact with (Meli ) and i am thankfull for them being in my life. The rest i either don't know because of distance, it doesnt help i didnt see any of them for like 12 years because of divorce.... and then the others well yea they are those family members lol the ones your like hmmm do i claim them?? lol Just kidding i love my family even the dysfunctional ones lol I have such a feeling of love and thanks for all of my family, growing up not having them has always made me want to be closer, and i have tried but with distance it can be hard. Well ok time to get to my point lol I found out today that my Aunt passed away last wednesday. I hadn't checked my e-mail until today on that account and was like whoaaaaaaaaaa. Besides the fact there was no phone call, i was floor
insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results (more to come)
You.... Are my Friend, my Sister, my brother, my Dearest and my Lover.... You are my friend because.. you are in my friendlist, you are soo kind to me, visiting my page everytime, you are there when i am lonely, if i have something to say you listen to me. You care for me when i have problem, a friend who always there when i need a helping hand. you send me comments, messages, we laughing together, you chat with me and we celebrating our birthday together with circle of friends. You are my sister because... you always there for me, you taking care of me, we have a same mother, father, you always there if i have a problem give me good advice. You are my sister for always and ever. You are my brother because... you treat me as a sister, friend, angel, a preacher and a buddy. You are my dearest because.... you are so dear to me,you mean a lot to me, you care for me, you give me smile when i am sad, you love me and you miss me. You are my lover because.... you think i am your mist
Ten Random Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have a thing for Tweety Bird! When I was born, I was premature, but I had a really big head and really big feet like the bird...He just stuck with me!!! 2) I have been breakdancing since I was 4 and I still can! 3) I have a BIG FEAR of chickenfeet (Dont ask!) 4) I speak 4 different languages 5) I have an infatuation with Muscle Cars ( I used to race cars back in the day!) 6) I am a big baby when I am sick 7) I am going to marry John Cena but he doesn't know it yet 8) My highest game I ever bowled was a 294 ( I will get my 300!!!!) 9) I would love to try and have another child before I am 30 10) I
Tomorrow (thursday)
heads up to everyone, tomorrow i'm going home after my 10 am class. i get to go to a dentist appointment and i dunno when i'll be back, maybe late but maybe not since prof betances is the 9 am class friday. wheeeeeee. but it'll be a nice drive back to DC, a drive i cant wait for. it does make me angry at times. there are like 2 streteches where i can go 70 and turn close and beat everyone but then the longer stretches are 55 so i go 60 and beat no one :( sadness... but yea, i'm going to be offline until i come back from DC
Thought For The Day Wednesday 02/06/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Today, I lie in a pool of my own blood. Reaching up through the thick redness, the light begins to fade and my eyes go dark again as my hand reaches for salvation. I feel the breeze against my skin reminding me of life and love, yet I slip further into the mire of my own lusts and iniquitous deeds. Gasping for breath and in my last words, I sharply embrace passion and it courses through me. The deceivers pray for my deliverance, for my demise as they mock my screams of anguish. No redemption this day. Recompense is just, and amenable, the takers." ゥ2000 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions
LUST Lust (or lechery) is usually thought of as involving obsessive or excessive thoughts or desires of a sexual nature. Unfulfilled lusts sometimes lead to sexual or sociological compulsions and/or transgressions including (but obviously not limited to) sexual addiction, adultery, bestiality, and rape. Dante's criterion was "excessive love of others," which therefore rendered love and devotion to God as secondary. In Purgatorio, the penitent walks within flames to purge himself of lustful/sexual thoughts and feelings. ManlyMans Sex Slave(member of the Southern Sex Symbols)(Lust of The Se7en Sins)@ fubar
OK my interview with the penitentiary is the 26th at 8:30 am. I cant WAIT!!!!!!!! :) I will be SO nervous I know it. I know I'm gonna screw this interview up some how, whether its clamming up and not being able to think about how to answer questions, or somethin. UGH!!!! I HATE nerves!!!! wish I had nerves of steel so that I could get through this ok. UGH!!!!! lol
Long Distance Relationships
Title: long distance relationships I've been noticing people asking questions about having a long distance relationship and if true love is possible or not. I strongly believe that anyone can have a long distance relationship. how the 2 truly feel about eachother is another story. What makes a long distance relationship strong? honesty, love and care towards both people. now bad times are to be expected throughout a relationship and if you love someone enough you'll work on the issue yourself along with your partner to make sure it's resolved, walking away doesn't solve anything, it just shows that you don't love that person like you claimed you did. issues come up, resolve them than carry on, however as you carry on and as the 2 can resolve problems/issues together you will notice the relationship getting stronger, the love will be burning lol. if people say "how can you love someone that's miles away from you" it's quite simple. you love someone for who they are, not
Feb 8
February 08, 2008 Quote of the Day "Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you." Nathaniel Hawthorne
Trying To Take Over The World *evil Laugh*
Pre-booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement")is entered into on the ____day of________, by____, between ____and _____. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it was very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner and drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9:00 p.m.- we dont have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit- only sex allowed. 5. No emtional discussions (i.e. Where are we headed with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so dont ask. 6. No plans made in advance- thats why you are called the "backup;" unless you are from out-of-town, then its a one-time advanced agreement. 7. All gifts accepted- money is always good. 8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparessions with former l
Tag! You're It! 10 Random Things About Me!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am an average Serbian girl. 2. I am an Orthodox Christian. 3. I am always smiling. 4. I don't prejudge people. 5. I hate being photographed. 6. I have insomnia often. 7. I enjoy sports. 8. I have loved only one man in my life, so far now. 9. I bring my cell phone with me when I'm going to the bathroom. 10. I like to lick my knife during the meal.
Some Things About Me....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have been married to the same man since I was 18. 2. Both my kids will be away at college in the Fall. 3. I work for myself and love what I do with a passion! 4. I have had some loved ones come to me after they have passed on. 5. I can actually feel my brain move. 6. I sometimes see the future in my dreams. 7. I love making new friends. 8. My feet are two different sizes. 9. I have a secret crush...and he knows who he is. 10. I can be a friend to you without any judgement, no matter what you tell me.
A Special Thank You.....
A special thank you too all Shadow Levelers and all my friends..Without all of you I wouldn't be able too level ups. Thank you for allowing me too continue too do what I have a passion for..Sometimes its hard too rate and as many of you know being on dial up im slow too rate..But all of you have allowed me too continue too do this.. I'm greatful for the many friendships I have made while leveling..You all are awesome and thank you for the continous love you show everyone every day.. Much Love and respect too you
I Hate Wiggers & Wannabs!!
BEING SIMPLE~ little man blaming me 4 his short comings... little skank gf thinks she's the bomb... 2 boys who need 2 b w/daddy... drugs & wannab dealer... NOT ME!!... if he's got caught... NOT my fault... wigger wigger wigger... going... waaa waaa waaa... gf going nowhere as is he... jealous~tryn to bring me down... I'M doing so well... I DO NOT have to get sooo messed up I do not know where I am... I told him~HE'S FUCKING WITH THE WRONG PERSON~ DOES HE CARE?~nope! SO he will learn very soon!! DO NOT EVER FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL~ TEXASBITCH p.s. I had to delete the old blog~it was messed up...HIT THIS BITCH UP!!
To Let You Ladies Know
I don't care if you talk to other guys. I don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to me, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses me off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that I'm still there. I don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when I tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, I freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. I'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when I hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let me pay for you! dont "feel bad" I enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." Kiss me whe
Our Future
ok so everywhere i turn i hear more horror stories about what people are doing or did to a child. Here is a question for these bastards what the hell goes through your mind and are you truly that weak and pathetic that you have hurt a child that can't defend themselves? these kids are our future. They could do great things and left and right they are being murdered, molested or left as a newborn to die. All the people in the world that can not have a child and desperately want one and some choose to abandon a new born. Even though you will face no criminal charges if you atleast take it to the hospital. there won't even be questions asked. but no they leave them in dumpsters and at trainstations. And these fucks that beat children to death. Seriously? you feel the need to get physical with a child? what were you scared of getting your ass kicked by someone who could fight back? well those who have been caught soon you will know what that poor child went through. Everyday i
My First Contest
pls use this link to bomb me pls need help cant do it on my own thank you to one and all who help me
Hip Hop Word Of The Day!
SUPERMAN THAT HOE... 1.When you're doing a girl doggy style, pull out, and cum on her back/ass. When she tells you to wipe it off, you pretend to, and when she wakes up, she has the bed sheets stuck to her back like supermans cape. 2.occurs when in the company of a prostitute. The man leaves his feet, flying towards the prostitute and punching her in the face with both fists, whilst in the air. Afterwards, the man will scream, "Superman dat 'ho!"
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I do doodle art to de stress 2- my Mom and Dad met in the nut house 3- I freak out driving over bridges 4- I have a degree in mental health specialing in working with the handicapped 5- I cant fall asleep unless I am reading 6- I am a home body 7- I am the youngest of six girls 8- I still drink baby tea (lots of milk n sugar) 9- I got a date for grad by puncing him out 10-I believe laughter is healing I'm gonna tag charmed Ani Nata's Niczee funky
Love Pie
INGREDIENTS: 5 Cups Honey-dipped Fidelity 2 Cups Caramelized Thoughfulness 5 Thick slices Sweetened Devotion 4 Tablespoons Chocolate-rolled Patience PROCEDURE: Mix all ingredients inside your system. Pre-heat every now and then. Repeat when needed. Love Pie will make you the most loving and sweetest person in the world. Enjoy!:D
Game Of Life
典he game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. - H.T. Leslie
True Love
I "stole" this from J... too damn funny. 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or--if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then--when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry
Oh My God...
let me tell you what i have finally realized today... so bj's 'baby' conner was born on dec 28th, and he told me he cheated on me the night i left him last january, which he showed up 6 hours later and talked me to going back home with him to wv. if that was so, the baby would have been born in sept or oct, right? so for this baby to be his, so he says, he would have had to sleep with her in feb or march, in which i was there, in wv, with him, married, living as married, doing the married thing... so i was there, he was fucking some little 18 year old wv hillbilly bitch, and i know her. she has been to my house with her mother. looked me in the face, gd... and on top of that, i talked to bj's cousin for about an hour today. yeah the whole damn town knew what was going on, him running around on me, knocking her up, and him abusing me worse to get me to leave (so i think)... now he is down here, supposedly to get his taxes done with me. that never happened, and he ripp
I'm Hosting My 1st Acution!!! Wanna Play With Some Fire???
ACUTION! Wanna Play with Fire??? This gonna be the 1st thing I gonna HOST and gonna be Hot like Fire.... Well here is how is gonna be so pay attention to it! The acution gonna be open on Feb the 19 I will accept pix startihg now will be open for 1 month and every Week gonna be out a Winner And I'll will start everything over all bids Start with 50, 000 Fu bucks nothing lower than that!!! Here the rules 1. No NSFW Pix, All pix have to be SFW. 2. For the biders All bid have to be Sirius u get the agreement with the Fu- Owner when they pay you none of my bussines 3. No NSFW bids... 4. They will have to Fan Add and rate to be in it or bid cause folder will be set to Friends only!!! 5. You can start promoting you pix before album is open 6. The Album Will be open on Feb. 19 At 12:00 a.m Fubar time!! Start to send me you Pix!!!!!!! Love, Beautiful Nightmare Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA
Taming The Dragon
Journal 2-11
Well that special day they call valentines day is just around the corner but what makes is day any more special then every other day. i think that if you care for somebody you should tell them and show them every day of the year. Make the person that you love feel that every single day. that is the only way to really show a person that you care about that they are special, dont wait to tell them that you love them. Master i love you each and every day and nothng changes that. why is it when Y/you have dreams they seem to get crushed without any warning. i am in college and made really good grades in the last class i was in and all at once i got two F's out of no where and get told that they those assignments are under review saying that i might have cheated. i have never cheated and this is the third time that they have accused me of cheating and now i migth get kicked out of school just 10 weeks before i graduate with my bacholars degree. i am so heart broken right now that i ju
My Emotions
Why can't anyone look me in my eyes and tell me, IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY?! Why can't anyone give me some sort of hope, some faith, some inspiration, HELL.. Why can't anyone show me that they love me without walking away? I'm a girl in a dark room with no key. I'm on my knees screaming for some hope and wisdom. Yet, I'm still in this position... With none of the above. Do not pass go, do not collect 200$. Hell, I can't even get a get out of jail free card. Hold my hand, tell me you love me. Run your fingers through my hair as you kiss my forehead and give me butterflies. Show me you care. Put me first instead of yourself. Make me feel wanted. I'm tired of games. Mostly, I'm tired of being confused. And most of all... This is the last time I'll be confused or compromise My emotions. This morning when I awoke from the cushioned coils Eyes pouring their little hearts It didn't feel normal Waking here religiously Thinking the same black thoughts As alway
Yes Or No
WOULD U.... go out with me? give me your number? get with me? let me kiss you? be my gf? have a fling wit me? take me home for the night (uno wat i mean) ? have a relationship with me a big one? Dance with me? Stick up for me if i was being put down? Carress my body? Say yes if i asked you out? Get pissed with me? Greet me in public? Hang out with me? D0 YOU ... think im fit? think im ugly? want to kiss me? want to cuddle with me? ARE WE ... close? mates? in a relationship? enemies? liking eachtoher? AM I .. sexi? cute? funny? loveable? adorable? Annoying? great to be with? attractive? mean? odd? HAVE YOU EVER... thought about me? thought we could b bf n gf? thought about hookin up with me? wanted 2 kiss me? wished i were there? messed me arund? had a crush on me? wanted me? wanted my number? had a dream about me?
10 Things About Me.....
Ok...Lady Red got it's my And I will allow anyone who reads this to ask one question about one entry and I will tell the whole and absolute truth. ******* Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I got in a head on motocycle accident at 17. 2) I am deathly afraid of going to prison. 3) I've been chased by the cops on bicycle... and got away! 4) I don't like my food selections to touch on the plate. 5) I have sexual secrets... lots of em. 6) I can't sleep with the closet door open. 7) I hate racisim in all ways shapes and forms and think all racisits should be summarily executed without trial. 8) I voted for Bush bo
Touch Me Take Me
Come to me now my lover Lay right here by my side Feel my soft breath upon you now As you feel a warmth deep inside My fingers now touch you softly They glide across your smooth skin I see the sparkle in your eyes so deep On your lips there grows a grin Your body is here before me now All of you I want this very day To make love to you this very night Loving you in every possible way Feel my lips as they press against you Their passion seals us as one Knowing this night we will give to each Our passion released when we are done My lips taste your sweet nectar Inside my warmth does steadily grow The love I have for you that fills me now In every way I want you, this to know Bring your body upon mine now Lay your naked flesh tightly against me So that we can release all the wild passions Setting all that is inside us now so free I can feel myself as I enter you now Your moist warmth sooths me complete Steadily together we press our bodies So both our fullness w
Fubar Rules.. So True! Lol
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
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Cemetary Gates By Pantera
Valentine Day
In all my years of having boyfriends or being married I never did care to celebrate this holiday. It is was too commercialized. Why should it be just one day a year to show someone how much you love them and why do they put a price on it. I have never been one to wear jewelry too often or perfume that smells like someone spread themselves in smelly flowers. It seems this year the advertisement are trying to make people who aren't with someone feel like crap. Or if you are with someone they want you to spend, spend, spend or you don't love them. I say next year no one buy into it. Do your Valentine shopping for next year this year on the 15th. When everything is 1/2 price. And yes every year I was with someone the bought me something for Valentine Day even though I don't celebrate it. And every year I wind up throwing away the card after a few days, I give away half the chocolate or I pawned off the jewelry because I would never wear it. The only time I didn't get rid of my
Great News Everyone... Episode 2
great news everyone.... here is a recent update on kristin sortier. kristin sortier is doing excellent. she is still recovering from her serious accident 2 weeks ago. she still has to wear her helmet every where she goes and sometimes throws a tantrum because of it, but she is finally used to wearing it. we have a pic of her from 3 days ago at her sisters 22nd birthday party singing in a kareoke. she sung "happy birthday" to brenda hughes. Then for 3 hours sang "OH WHERE HAS MY LITTLE DOG GONE" ,over and over again until she passed out from hypertention from eating to many chocolates. so we think and hope it was chocolate. because of one mistake that she has done has changed her life and millions of teens around the world from underage drinking. also next week she is running for the special olimpics. we give all our hopes and faith into her for her strength to win. a comment from her sister earlier that night at the birthdy party
I'm A Pimp.
For Every Day
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Happy Valentines Day!!!
Jens Valentine Day Pimpout
Go show all these wonderful people lots of love, they are all very dear to me, cant beat having friends like this, much love to you all xoxoxox Jen Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}@ fubar HELLCAT OWNER OF UGLY_GUY32 ^SPACE HOTTIE^@ fubar DirtyXBeast [D.S.C.]-[Guilty Pleasures' Manager]-@ fubar ۞Wフ」ミヌトŦ۞ョヨWムネR ヨҒ Ŧ.M.ト.Ғ.Wフ」ミヌトŦ ŦRトフム,Rトミフヨ ム 」ヨレムGネ@ fubar 'TOM G ĦネĦ゚ネR Ғ Ŧ.M.ト.Ғ@ fubar ♥ DAWN ♥ Owned by: INDRADRAGON and Loving it!@ fubar weewee1984nc (co-owner of GP)@ fubar ~!~ BobbyT645~!~ĦネĦ゚ネR Ғ Ŧ.M.ト.Ғ. ~!~@ fubar
(noun) An indication of something important or calamitous about to occur. Synonyms: omen, prognostic, prognostication, presage, prodigy Usage: The soldier looked to the sky for a portent and was gripped with fear when he read his future in the clouds.
As i sit here dwelling on my life as it is at this very moment, i begin to OA (Over Analize)about things that have developed. I sit here sick, tired, alone and searching for that special something that has alluded me all my life. Valentines day actually made me think alot more as i was alone and longing for the companionship and special that comes with the day. I have just come up with some questions that will define what it is i am trying to say. Why is it that the people in your life who only do the right thing and travel the right road always get the short end of the deal? My dad who served his country and lives a simple life in the mountains has had to endure 3 cancer surgeries and 2 bouts of chemo in 4 years?? Why is it my mom who would do just about anything for anyone and is just the greatest woman i know, had to endure the same surgery and came out without a single complaint. Why is it that as i do more and more for my fiends, the less they seem to respond. Why
How Moses Got The Commandments
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,"Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not co
The Winners Are!!!
The winners are as follows under each person in the auction.. You all have 1 week to pay up unless other wise agreed upon with your owners! Thank You to everyone who joined and for everyone that bidded.... Keep your eyes open for our nxt family auction coming in a cpl months... Tracy won Perky with a 30 day blast! ☠Tr粡 Mngr of Ptbll M綰 ☠/ Prd BBW of Fubar!/Perky's Valentine!@ fubar Slave Princess won Mr. D with 2 1 month VIPs for you or whomever else you choose (or 2 1 week blasts) your choice... 1 ticker 4 tags for you 4 tags for your wife 3 water reflections for you/ 3 for your wife pimpout in my About Me for you and your wife for one month i flashing gif image of all the people in your family 1 of the same for your wife 1 barbecue at Caldwell Park with me and my son and you and your wife and kids whenever works for you guys (i'll bribe y'all with tri-tip) more to come later if Mic thinks she's gonna beat me :P Guess I should prolly throw in
Angel Of My Own
IN MEMORY ~ PRINCE OF DARKNESS Angel of My Own I知 happy as can be, An Angel watches over me. Keeping me safe each day, Guiding me all the way. I know I知 really special, Loved by my Guardian Angel. As Angel wings unfold, My riches aren稚 of gold. Sprinkled with the Angel dust, So I believe and trust. I値l never walk alone, I致e an Angel of my own! Jessica Orrillo
Help Level Yea?
Friend of mine needs some help to fuberlord, i'm so excited! lol Hey let's help her out aight? ~~SUPERMAN~~ !!!Dutty Dutty Lva Gyul !!!@ fubar
Why Do We Do It?
Is it human nature to do the things we do? I mean we water and fertilize our lawn just to moan and groan cause we have to mow once or twice a week. We buid 60 story buildings on fault lines. Cars are made to reach speeds of 100+ miles per hour only to be driven on roads with 70 miles per hour limit which should be driven at 55 mph due to the poor maintanence. We have all these fast food places, complain if we are not served in under 40 seconds and then whine cause the majority of us are over weight. Texting has become so popular that we are loosing sight of elocution and punctuation. We spend the majority of our time online and wonder why we have no actual friends. I will add more to this later they pop into my head.......
Things I Will Help You With
hey guys, i realize tht many people can make bulletins and comment bomb for you. but i am looking to actually work for my fu bucks. if you need a bulletin and not sure how to make one ask me. simple bulletin you must keep it up 1,000 fu bucks (not responsible for reposting) 5,000 if you want me to repost it for a week for you bulletin with music and no repost 5,000 fu bucks 10,000 if you want me to repost for you on a daily basis. i will pimpout all that ask.(cost of pimpout is the same as bulletins).just let me know what you want and i will do what i can to give it to you are no charge for the bulletin. as for as bombing goes i will help all that help me. rate all my pics and stash and i will give you 5,000 pic comments on any contest. i will not play favorites all my fubar friends are equal. plz message me when you are finished rating my pics and i will give you the comments..... i also sell my 11's if you want them it will cost you 10,000 fubucks. message me
My Thoughts Right Now
So I was thinking today, I am ten years from being 30 years old. What have I done in the whole time I have been on Earth? Nothing at all, I have done nothing worth talking about, I have done One thing I am proud of I graduated High School. But other then that what? Nothing, maybe its time to try something more exciting. Every day is a new day, another chance to do something to worth while. After the age of 16 the days are over in Minutes, not hours anymore. You get up and then seems 2 hours later its time to sleep again. Maybe this whole good girl thing is getting old. I`ve never even been to a party, I`ve been drunk like 4 times in my life, Thats about it. Maybe I have wasted my life, Never having fun always being the one to watch out for my friends, and making sure nothing bad happens, Never getting in trouble. I feel like I am missing out on something. Even if its just doing stupid shit, I have never really experienced doing shit just because I can. I have been the one to watch my
Help Me Out!
I have to write some stupid journal entry things for my english class.. any ideas on what to write about?
Drink Water On Empty Stomach
DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH! It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases. METHOD OF TREATMENT: 1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth 4 x 160 ml glasses of water. 2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute. 3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal. 4. Af
Hehehe... What To Do Next
You should be able to undertake and complete anything you desire.
Philosophy Of Housecleaning!
Especially for the Ladies ! PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because . I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because . I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because . My husband will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because . I don't want my g
The place to write shit down. So, do I just tell you what I'm really thinking? The fact or the fantasy? You pick it, believe it or not. Swervin Mervin was born in the backwoods in the mid fifty's. "Swervin" got his nickname while riding bicycles around the trails as a child. He could drive anything. He could have been a champion. His love of the ladies and his taste for the night life turned his path away from the big time. Not much more than a small track clown, He could still race and win sometimes. Always riding his motorcycle around the pits and talking to everyone. If he couldn't get in the race he would hire out to do motorcycle stunts. Always on or near the track, he always found work doing the bike stunts. He always had one special lady at each track. Some say they had him... ya know, like he's gigolo or something. In the days to come "The Mystery of Mervin" will continue.
Do I Actually Deserve This??
K here goes. I know I am probably whining and crap but I need to get this out. Am I not special?? I certainly have not felt like it lately: For Christmas, the only thing I got under my tree was a pair of socks and a tee shirt. No exaggeration, really. For my Birthday I received a big fat goose egg. Oh and by the way I was in the Hospital for my birthday. Not even a get well card. It's the truth I swear!! For Valentine's Day nothing, zero, zip. I asked for a pink satin thong from Vickies and some chocolates(to drown my sorrows in) But just a big fat nothing. Am I not worthy of any type of gift for any occasion. Should I not be made to feel special?? This makes me sad, which is why I am taking myself away on a trip, just don't know where yet. Also do not know if it will be a one way or round trip ticket???????????????????????????
Danger Danger - I Still Think About You
More Pics
ok so in two days i jstt about maxed out my number of photos again.. but there are more up and if aynone wants to see me in a certain color post a comment and let me know and i will get them ready to put up once i level up and can add more
Two Drunk Women
Gotta pee... Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over- enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no
Mans Atrocities To Man And The Decline Of Humanity
Perhaps the most profound name ever bestowed upon a species, was that given to human beings by Karl Linnaeus in 1753 in his great book Systema Naturae - namely, Homo Sapiens. Linnaeus briefly epitomized this with the words; "Man, know thyself" (Homo nosce Te ipsum). This sounds like an injunction, and it is; but it was also intended to underscore the fact that human beings are the only creatures in the world capable of self-consciousness and contemplation and characterized by an unparalleled creativity. W hich brings me to my topic. Has man lost its humanity In surveying the history of humanity, we find that there is hardly a visible part of the human body that has not been submitted to some form of mutilation. For instance, some prehistoric peoples, to judge from their mural art, left negative impressions of their hands from which parts of the fingers had been removed.1 Such figures are known from several caves associated with the Old Stone Age or Paleolith
Help Meeee!!
Ok, I only need like 57K to get to Fuberlord! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE help me!!! You guys all know that I return all love!
I need help find someone to get me married here
Bang Bang
Ummm Ok
first thing in the morning. I get an email to find out that my cell company has "policies" in place and that I should understand. bottom line the phone will not be turned on until payment is received. I checked with my bank and the electronic payment was actually sent on 2/15 seven days ago. e payments are supposed to be delivered by my bank in two days or so they say. I contact the bank to get some documentation that the payment was made and I find out this could take 10 business days. I frikken give up. I go to use the bathroom only to find out there is not tp on the roll. k, that is pretty normal here so I just get another one but now the toilet will not flush!! I just fixed it the other day because it would not stop running. When will it end....???
Daily Teen Forecast
You're feeling so great today that you might spontaneously clean up your room and score some major points with the parents. Whatever happens, you can tell it's going to be good!
Getting Older........
Getting old is so hard at times. Yesterday I got Preparation 'H' mixed up with Poli-Grip. NOW , I talk like an asshole ...but my gums don't itch
Yeah, Evil.
You Are 8% Pure You're definitely not pure. In fact, you may be one of the most evil people who's ever lived. Remember, good little girls and boys go to heaven. But bad little girls and boys go everywhere! The 100 Question Purity Test
Born Of Many Fathers
When I was younger, my Father (who is now deceased) broke camp and left my life. While I resented him for it, I was looked after/taken care of/taught the ways of the world and the beautiful mysteries of women by other Blackmen who filled that void. So you can say that I am born of many Blackmen: My Dad, my Uncle Popcorn (Von), Fr. Casey - our parish priest, Mr. Balfour - my 8th grade teacher, Mr. Rhodes - who owned the flower shop my family lived over & checked in on me everyday after school, Fr. Stewart - my hs religion teacher, my Great-Uncle Robert, Grandpa Bailey and my best friend Jackson. He's been my best friend since I was in high school and even though he's 20 years older than I, he's always counseled me well. They all guided me wisely, even my Dad whom I came to see in a totally different way once I became a man. He wasn't without his faults; he was a charmer with a gifted tongue for and way with women that was something to see - but in the end he too was my Fat
Auction Open!!
Get your own glitter and more at Here Are Your Lovely Contestants Up For Auction, Let The Bidding Begin!
Friends (they Kno Who They Are)
Online, we meet many people. Some are full of shit. Some you cant trust. Some are just out for their own kicks. But there are few...granted quite a few that actually care about you. When you meet that type of a person, everything changes. I thought I lost him. I missed him checking me out. Talking with me. I thought I would never see him again. Mother Nature changed her gown...Father Time tries to keep up with Her. So days go by....weeks go by....months go by...time casts its spell upon you. No sign of this special person. You think they just disappeared. Then...out of the blue he appeared. By an unlikely source. (TY JOHN) You never saw his name that he changed to...but he just had to say 3 words and you knew who it was. You knew that he was back...he is in your life your lost friend has came back. We shared alot one nite. We learned alot about one another than we have before. We have been hurt by those we loved. We have had our happy times. We have had
Journey - I'll Be Alright Without You
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Please Pray For Me
i was taken by ambulance to the hospital on wensday night i had chest pains and couldnt breath i he to go back to the hospital on thursday and friday for moe testing to see what is wrong with my heart im only 33 and have children and i need some prayer it would be a great relief to ow that i have freinds out there that would help ease some of the stress that i have at this time. thank you all my fubar freinds, Dave
10-15 Inches!!
of snow you wont hear from me for a while cuz we are ganna get over a foot of snow....which means im ganna be snowed in for a while..i will get back as soon as i cann get out of the house..
What The He!! Happened!
Please do not rate here, click on the link below and rate her blog so credit is given where credit is due. It's awesome and should be included in the Fubar Bible!!!!! Watch it all the way through. It runs slowly, but it's worth it. ;D ...and while you're there, fan her and show her some luv. It's a refreshing change to see such a genuine person on here. :D Thank you Cherrybomb! CLICK BELOW!
Stupid Happy Hours Lol
One of my best internet friends (of like 6 years) is currently hosting Happy Hour. Yay Bull. however...... if this keeps up he's going to surpass me in points lol. We can't have that. its just not right... an invitee cant pass the inviter lol. I don't normally ask, but if you've got a few spare minutes come by and rate a few pics or stash? Don't let this fu-student of mine pass me in points. hehe.... Bull... you do learn well Grasshopper but we just can't have this :-P and as always... all fu-luv will be returned. thanks :-)
Who Am I ?...........
Special Angel
Just Thinkin Out Loud..
A little birdie told me!!!!!!! and you though i would never notice! well all i have to say is "fuck me around and i'll fuck you up!" you know i will kunt! im not sad just dissapointed... i really thought you had grown up obvoiusly NOT!
Hard To Bear
s it wrong? im i allowed to feel like this? why isnt there a button to press to make it all go back? i know its not good and i know its not safe.. but whats life if you dont live on the edge..?? well i just think that its my life im not hearing this from them.. i dont want to. im a big girl and i can look out for myself! miss yoo bby..
I log on here just now (8:54 pm cent. time) and notice I just got downrated twice by two cowards {TechnoDemon 511783 & Aoife [pretty as a car wreck] 1020773 } that immediately block me after they do it. I'd love to return the favor but it's childish and I can't anyway cause of the block. Wtf is that about???
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Get Rich Drinking Beer!!!!!!!!
Or doing anything else you want for that matter! You CAN sit around and do absolutely nothing and the checks will keep rolling in. Where else can you make unlimited income without exerting any real effort of your own? ^^ click anywhere on the black box above and become a member today then you can get paid for doing nothing too!
Military Dedication 2
You complain your cold Hes soaked and lost his coat You complain you missed your show He cant rememberthe last one he seen You complain your friend bought the same shirt He matches his buddies daily You tell your mother you hate he He writes home telling his how much he misses her Each day we take the little things for granted not thinking of ou friends and family serving this country. Next time you want to complain remember the men and women serving who miss the luxeries you have. Just stop being selfish and think of a soldier.
Poem: Hey!!! Assholes & Rude Things. All You Sweet Hearts, Ignore This.
For all the assholes, noobs, jealouse bitches & the imature let alone kids on this site. All the true real people & sweeties,.. please seriously ignore this. Did I invite you to my page or slideshows? Are you not on an adult site? Is it my problem youve issues with your wife? Or that you go around living your lie's. Leaving the things you say to make it seem as if I intruded into your life. You know your full shit! Get over it! Get real & just stop being stupid. Yeah! Quit it! Dont come into my shout box. Tell me some shit. Like we were intimate. You idiot, can you be more deluded! Is it my fault your mom didnt give you enough tit. Let alone that your a foul mouthed idiot. You think your the shit, here on the net. That it makes you a bad ass let alone le
Olivia Newton John - Totally Hott !
Olivia Newton John - Have You Ever Been Mellow ! A Tribute Montash For You Olivia !!!
Olivia Newton John - All I Need Is The Air That I Breathe !
Sex Sells!
Sex Sells! No matter what someone feels on the matter, no one is immuned to it's effect. OK, perhaps children. But either way it is all around us. Innuendo's, pictures, the way we dress, the things we say, it seems to all lead towards sex. When someone smiles at you, bats an eyelash, flexes their muscles, brush their hair away from their face, touch your arm, does it not ignite the electricity? When viewing a profile, do you actually read it or just go straight to the pics? Do you rate based on quality or quantity of NSFW pics? I, by no means am saying I am not guilty of doing the same things. I too am drawn to the hot guy with the shirt off and will view his profile before someone with a less than provocative pic. However, I am also drawn to those pics with Father and child, the ones that look like he could be a nice guy. Ninety Five percent of the women on here all seem to have some sort of cleavage pic or sexually provocative pose. Not so suprisingly, those
Is She Who?
so life is goin on do it
Crusty Old Biker
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND-JOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks. "Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "Are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a Cheeseburger, please."
In Death There Is Beauty
We will sleep like angels With the tranquility of innocence Death will not conquer our love As we are bounded by memories, And our love will flourish Death is our sadness For I will long for your flesh, But our journeys will not be far apart Death is our sanctuary From the woes of life; In death we will find peace Death brings us unwavering hope For the time of resurrection; In death we will find love eternal. BY: YOUR BELOVED TWEETY
Worker Ants
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?" One child was ready with the answer: "They don't have a union."
Hot And Cold Sex
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about? "In fact, I do," said the aging man. "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty." After examining his middle aged girlfriend, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your boyfriend had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh that crazy old irritant," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August."
The Illusion Of You
You consume me I feel the need to climb The long length of you Enclose your face in my hands Suck on your lips Until you cannot breathe Anything but my name... I am overcome By the pleasure You give me Your manly scent Armpits Stomach Crotch My scent on your hands As you caress my face In that special way I want to lick you all over Enjoy the taste of you Finer and sweeter Than any chocolate That has melted in my Hands Mouth... Fine scotch sliding down my throat I crave the hair on your legs Tickling mine Your moist breath on my neck While we spoon The warmth of your chest Pressed into my back Your throbbing... Heartbeat Your vibrant voice Spilling forth Melodies I can Only dream of... I want... No I need... ~M~
Update On Freddie & Me
Well as most of u know Slipknot & I were going through a ruff patch there for a while but we have decided to stay together and work on our marriage....... So Im happy to say that this past Dec.30th was our 3rd yr of marriage..... YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!! But if u'd ike to write to us please feel free to do so.. Sharla & Freddie Dach 104 Overlook Ct. Troy, Tx 76579... Hope tp hear from u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huggs and Kisses to all!!!!!!!!!!! Shar
Strange Magic
I felt a strange magic, As I told you good bye. I know you never thought I could do it, But I showed you how. I will only let you hurt me so long, Then I stand up and show you what I am made of. It was never the way I wanted it to end. I wanted it to be loving, I wanted to have the beautiful memories. Somehow now, they all seem tainted. I am just full of hurt and pain. I know in time the pain will go away, But the memories of us that you tainted, Will always remain. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
My Second Auction
030508 Dilbert
Men You Have Handle Thickndaazz4ya
But I am not talking about just any kind of men. You have to be a MAN in the streets and a Dayum Freak in the sheets... I am a big gurl so you must have some strength in yo arms to get these soft, big ass thighs in the air and dive deep into this sweet hot tight pussy that has been squeezed in the middle of those thighs and is ready to be juiced! You must have a head game and be ready to eat a whole dayum meal baby. Just keep it real. This is a clean chocolate kitty. Talk nasty to me baby. Brothas you got to be working with a little something something, because a gurl like to suck the dick like she suckin' the meat of a chicken wing. Ummm shyt baby a sista a nasty freak that is greedy and is gonna suck da dick and make your toes curl until you bust that rich jism in the back of my throat. ... if you can't handle a big gurl.. hit tha door bro" if you can holla at your girl ... Thickndaazz4ya.
The Pledge To End Animal Cruelty
Rockstar Party Come Join The Biggest Party On Fubar!!!
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Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,list in their names.Dont forget to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. Love my kids more then this world 2. Perv 3. Caring, loving 4. Nympho 5. Down to earth 6. Goofball 7. Looking for my true love 8. Very pickable person lol 9. Romantic 10. Life of the party the 5 ppl I tagged are: 1. Micki 2. Tre 3. Tom 4. Lane 5. Alan
Blog Tag!!! & Your It!!!
Once u have been tagged,u have to write a blog wit 10 weird or random things,facts or habits bout ur self.At the end,u choose at least 5 ppl to b tagged,listin their names.Dont forgit to leave comment that sayz,"ur it!" on their profile & ask them to read ur blog.U cant tag the person who tagged u. 1. BEING BITTEN IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST TURN ONS!!! 2. I HAVE THE MOUTH OF A SAILOR:p 3. STEAK & TATER IS MY FAV MEAL 4. I HAVE A BIG TIME SELF ESTEEM ISSUE!!! 5. MY BIGGEST FEAR IS BEING ALONE:( 6. I SMOKE UMMM YEAH THAT STUFF FROM TIME 2 TIME:p 7. I'M A SOUTHERN COMFORT KINDA GURL!!! 8. I'M A PURE BRED COUNTRY GURL ALL THA WAY:p 9. THE FRIST THING I LOOK @ ON A PERSON IS THERE EYES!!! 10. LAST BUT NOT LEAST I REALLY DO LUV OOFOOT!!! the 5 ppl I tagged are: 1. OOFOOT 2. PERVY BABY 3. SNOOKIE 4. TOW HEAD 5. TOTAL HATRED
I'm Taken
i'm so happyly taken by stone cold he's a dream come true for me i just hope he knows it he and my daughter me the world to me with out them i'd be lost thank you both for having me in your lives
Torn With Love
This past week I have been asked numerous things of myself. Being a single mom and havin this site as a vent place you could say I have chosen to write a blog about my directions. I know in the past I have hurt people but this time the tables were turned on me. I was hurt very deeply but understand why when I am able to sit back and see what was happening. I choose to meet someone off of here and see what would happen between us he wasn't the first I have met from here though. In the past they have been controlling, liars, judgemental, and this time he was perfect gentlemen. I decided to choose a major decision for him this weekend. I needed to let go and still am letting go on the matter actually. He has to find where is heart and soul lie for him. I make this promise to him that I am here to pick up any pieces and say goodbye if need be also. I have chosen to stay on the site mainly cuz I have great friends and can also have some good fun with some of them also. Please know I
So Sad
this is so of my friends got into a bad accendent lastnight and she just lost her daughter and she was only 15 yrs old..and about 3 yrs ago she lost her soon to be husband..u just never know how life is so short one minute they r with u and the next they r gone
Thank You
If you have made it into my friends, fans or fan of list, congrats. That means that you are some on on Fubar that I consider to be a true friend of mine. It also means that you are some one that means alot to me. Thank you for always having my back and being there for me guys. I love you ! Signed , ~♥ Miss B
Poem For Russ
Intertwined 3/5/08 You might be going through withdrawal from me, But it's gonna be ok baby, I'll give you all of me, everyday while you're so far away. I may not be there to hold you now, especially when you're feeling down, But you can count us to be together, no matter the distance we must endure. Things may be rough, but our love is strong enough. We can get through the storm, to find a rainbow at the end. All we have to do is pretend, close our eyes and remember the good times. Because our bodies may be separated, but your face is never faded from my mind, and our hearts are forever intertwined. Love, always, Jenn
A Child Amongst Us
Over the past 2 weeks, I've had a child, a vile, filthy, crack head, meth head, parasite harassing me, creating fake profiles with my screen name, the screen name masterchief, and a few others, and then going around lying, and leaving comments on may page calling me some pretty disgusting names. Now normally this doesn't bother me in the least. I just block them as soon as I catch them, delete the comments, and forget it. However, the past couple of days he has decided to go after a couple of my family members. I have found out, from very reliable sources, that this is how he operates. he'll now be nice to these family members, try to convince them how much I lie and how he's their real friend. Fortunately for me, the people on my family list are a whole lot smarter then he ever gives credit. One has blocked him already, the other needed the points of a friend request for leveling but will block his ass at the first mention of my name. And I believe the rest will do the same. How di
Mind Fuck
Mindfuck I think of him often. Sometimes snatches of visions. Seeing his hands on my knees, running up the length of my thighs, parting my legs. He grins at me knowingly when he does this. I grin back in much the same fashion. Other times the thoughts are more in depth. Entire scenes playing out from beginning to end, dialog running. There is a familiarity amongst our movements in these times. As if we've known each other forever and our tics are well worn on one another. A hand and a glove, fitting together as if there were no other place that we belonged. Sometimes I can almost feel his touch when my mind is working out these mental snapshots. A warmth at the back of my neck as he rests his hand upon it, us walking along side each other. I feel his weight as I wrap my arm around his waist and we stride in tandem. Once I pictured him asking me what time it was. I never answered and he never questioned again. It was simply a statement to make. A bizarre rhetorical qu
Strange Weird Dream
i was living with my mother back in my old house as usual, and it was being worked on, so we had to spend a week at my grandmothers place. My matthew was with me but in my dream i had a daughter. she was a sweet little thing. i cant go into details because i cant type that much, but it was an upsetting dream. i just wanted to go home. part of the dream, my mom and i were discussing my daughters birthday, realising she never had one but she was only 2 yrs younger than matthew, and he was 10.
The System: And How It F*cked Me In The... You Know.
So when I was in the middle of my senior year of highschool, I met a guy. He was charming, witty, funny, cute, he had dark brown hair and caramel eyes, soft kissable lips and skin I could have touched for hours... I uh... kinda liked him a little. His friends and my friends hung out and through virtue of compromising a few of my own values and being my cute lil ol' self, this Adonis of a boy tells me he wants me to be his. I could have melted right there. Two months went by and I graduated highschool... we moved in together in to his father's house. My mom hated it, and swore she hated me for doing it. But what did I care, I was in love! A month passed and he and I were sitting in the living room. He was in the chair, and I was in the floor watching him play Halo. I asked him what he wanted for dinner, being the happy little house girlfriend I was. He didn't hear me. Of course not! He was too busy fighting alien scourge to hear! So I ask louder "Sweetheart, What would you li
I am often telling stories to friends about growing up and my family. This almost always ends up with us laughing very hard and someone telling me I should write this all down and some even telling me it would make a great book...LOL I am not so sure about that but having a record of some of my fav's would be really cool. So I decided to blog it that way I can get a reaction from you all while I try to remember and keep track of all the crazy happenings in my family....reality TV has nothing on us!!! one of my favorite stories is about my Mom and Dad ...long before they had any of us girls. Dad used to say that was when you where just a twitch in my loins ( he was a strange man lol) They had married and immigrated to Canada. Were living in a renovated chicken coop of all places and had one of their first fights. I don't know about what I doubt that even Mom remembers that. Dad lost his cool however and grabbed the coffee pot and threw it out the kitchen window. Mom info
'gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope
DRIGGS, Idaho - Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving. Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance were dropped. On Oct. 18, Teton County sheriff's Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party that was held for her. According to the sheriff's office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve and repeatedly speed up and slow down. When Gutierrez asked about a marijuana smell, Wells said she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. Gutierrez found half-smoked joints and two small cases u
Where you spend all day in your bathing suit and all night looking for it!
I Got A Red Hot Mind And A Cold Black Heart
Last night I went down to the railroad tracks To watch that train roll by 99 cars screaming into the dark I heard the lonesome whistle cry With her name on my arm and the rain coming down I kissed her like it was the first time I took her down to the railroad tracks, and her red,red lips touched mine (Chorus:) She said,"I wanna rock and roll Wanna hoochie coo Shake that thing Baby, love me do" The woman's got a ass to make a man cry, throw back his head and howl Ruby red lips, liquid hips, more than the law will allow If I told her once, I told her twice I must of told her a thousand times I got a red hot mind and a cold black heart I am the jealous kind The woman just laughed and said, "Sweet Daddy You know you are the only one You're my smooth lover boy, my heartache and joy Com on let's have some fun." (Chorus) It was early last night, I went downtown To a place called Johnny's Last Stand Through the blues and the smoke I saw her on the dance floor
Of The Girl
As most know I am the bigest Pearl Jam fan and up until them I only listened to classic rock cause of my parents. Grew up on The Doors, Floyd Etc. Then I heard the Ten Album by Pearl Jam and I was hooked for life on them and others of that time. I always think of music as the soundtrack to my life. When I hear a song I always relate it to a point in my life. No matter who the band. But with PJ Its like the chapters of my life with each album. Although I have a huge taste in music as you can see by my profile playlist I always graviate back to PJ and I go on binges where that is all I listen too for 2-3 weeks straight. If a new album comes out its usually gonna be worn out for bout 2-3 months. This morning I have been listeing to "Of The Girl". In my head I know it is me to the T even though I hate it and don't want to admit it. It kinda angers me that I am this way but yet I always listen to it. Of The Girl: oh he deals em off, off the top, ties em off fills it up, with h
Alright! I have been owned! Come Meet My New Owner! Her Slaves! (Me, of course) NYHA Syn (My Fu~Slave Sister) ~*syn*~ My Fu~Owner also has her own owner now! CHERRY EATER Come by and say Hi to everybody! All wonderful awesome friends!!!!
i have been on this sight since it was lost cherry in 2006. and yet everyone on here is still a stuck up asshole. wtf is all your fucking problems? i rate, fan, add. and yet no one cares to come back and do the same. well fuck you. this place has gone to shit with all the contests, auctions, etc. what has happened? all i have to say is this place has gone to shit!!!!
Important Please Read....
i just wanted to let u know that as of march 19th or the 22nd of march our internet will be shut off. But on april 1st it will be back on... thank u, linda
Never Shine
Surrounded by solitude, wasting self doubt Sorrow is shadowed by whispers that shout Scream I'm dying and saying I'm done Through with the pain but never can run Constant reminders that never leave sight Not heard over the cries that bellow at night World upside down with thoughts of the choice You know it is there you just have no voice Admit your disguised and hidden beneath All of the things that make you seem sweet Pretend your content and satisfied at heart Dont ask me why its all falling apart Shredded and scorched by the flames of the past I'll never break through the wall you have cast The mountain the separates your heart from my hand The ocean that tells me the future is damned Soft brush on my cheek or breath on my neck My faith on the line is what this will wreck Has fate been destroyed,defeated, left bleeding Is it covered,or hiding, maybe just sleeping Tired of witnessing our sheer lack of hope The thrown away deepness our abilities to cope Will we o
Why does life have to suck so bad? Why can I not be the one? Will I ever figure shit out?
Application For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
All I ever asked for was a guy like you, You protect me and make me feel happy too. Your funny laugh, cute smile Keeps me smiling for a while You have a great since of humour, This is defiantly not rumour. The time we spend together Is really special to me I just hope you see How happy you make me be. Walking down the streets, holding hands Having a few kisses here and there Makes me remember the times we share. I really appreciate the things you do So I just want to say I love you! 3
Orgasmic Fruits And Vegetables...
C'mon now I know I'm not the only one who's seen the sign for "organic" fruits and veggies and thought "orgasmic"! Once again, I recently found that I couldn't resist that thought as I wandered through the produce section with a silly ass grin while I squeezed the melons and fondled the peaches...discreetly watching others doing the same thing, and wondering who was thinking the same thing. I also couldn't resist entertaining and teasing my brain as I played vouyeur, watching a sexy well-curved woman who was so intent on choosing the produce that she desired...her hand sensuously squeezed the zucchinis and caressed around the cucumbers...her eyes wandering over the bananas as she looked for just the right firmness, or ripeness (or curve? ), lifting and cupping her hand below the bananas as she contemplated her desires. My mind wandered, wishing that she would look my way and catch my eyes, then with a seductive grin she'd slowly peel a banana, teasing the tip with her tongue before s
Leveling Help Needed Week Of 3-17-08
Please help Level these peeps! DJ Wabbit only has 14,000 points to go! Psycho Assasin only has 19,000 points to go! F@llenAng3l only has 19,500 to go! Big Sexy only has 20,000 points to go! DJ Rebel only has 32,700 points to go!
Run Your Car On Water
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The Chestnut Tree Cafe
You know what's really odd? I was drinking clove-flavored gin not a week before it all came down on me.
Need Help Leveling Up
need help leveling up ok its that time ive help many of u level up in the past its time to return it
I just went out for a walk (its 2 30 am) and saw my window from the outside with a light on. I had no idea that you can see all the way up to the door. Now I'm thinkin of everythin my neighbors could've seen, and its time for me to start wearin PJs or fix the blinds.
Just Words Or Is It Real>?
Baby I know you don't drink any alcohol, so you can have just my nector that wont bother me at all. You can flip, and trip my switches all day and night, just make sure you do it just right. I will be the socket and you will be the power, have your light ever so bright in your tower. Burning with a spark that will never cease, as long as your passion and love never decrease. I feel you filling me with your love potion, so you want a baby now- is that the notion? Filling me so deep with your little men, you know I am gonna have your child, lets not pretend. There is no birth control I can present to this man, that can block out sperm that have a plan. You keep filling me with your liquid love, I see you smile a devilish grin as you hover above. I am NO longer your sex toy, this is true, you ended that when you filled me with love from you. Now I am more to you than you could have imagined, as I stand here carrying your child..are we one till the end? I gues
Heaters And Players
If you stay true to your self no matter how hard it is or you think It will get when you try and give your 110% at the end you know you done what you can to make it Right. No matter what some one does at the end you most be please with your self know you done what you can no matter what other thing of you PRIDE is what matter and be real to one person your self. When People Hide behind other is cause they are weak and they can't take care of the own problems and want other to feel sorry for them cry for then and hold there hand this is a person that is WEAK and deserve no RESPECT. When a 36year old need other to fight for them is cause they know they can't do it them self so they lie to make other feel sorry for them and that is ok cause they are only showing who they really are; heartless, cold, Psychotic, Bipolar, and just simple trash, Am true to my self and no one will take that away from me that is my way of life and my true self. So for the haters keep Hating caus
Somewhere Other Than The Night
Garth Brooks Somewhere Other Than The Night He could see the storm clouds rollin' across the hill He barely beat the rain in from the field And between the backdoor slammin she heard Him say "damn this rain and damn this wasted day" But shed been waiting for this day for oh so long She was standin in the kitchen with nothin but her Apron on And in disbelief he stood and he stared awhile When their eyes met they both began to smile (chorus) Somewhere other than the night She needs to hear i love you Somewhere other than the night She needs to know you care She wants to know shes needed And she needs to be held tight Some where other than the night They spent the day wrapped up in a blanket On the front porch swing He'd come to realize he'd neglected certain things And there are times she feels alone even by his sided It was the first time she ever saw him cry (chorus) To know shes needed She needs to be held tight Somewhere other than the night
From Twaune
=== '~Twaune The Godfather Presents Happy Hour Spring Break Contest* March 16-22~ Fu-Owned By Skitz *' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-22 17:39:38'.. > >
Bad Boy Article On Msn
Have you gone out with more than one bad boy in the last year? Are you in an on-again off-again relationship with a bad boy? If so, you may have a bad-boy habit that needs to be broken. Set yourself free from that bad boy with these five steps: 1. Write a list of all the bad things he has done to you. Women tend to get short memories when it comes to all the terrible ways bad boys treat them. They don't want to think about it. But if you decide to break the bad-boy habit, you need to force yourself to think about it! Write down a list of all the downright mean things he has done to you. If he cheated on you and lied about it, write it down. If he stayed out until 3 a.m. without calling you, write it down. Anytime he made you cry, write it down. Here is the best part -- put the list up on the wall next to a picture of him, so you associate his face with all the awful things he has done to you. He doesn't seem so attractive now, does he? 2. Stop having sex with him. A lot of times w
Glossary For Burrows And Butterflies From A To H
This glossary/explanation has been done to explain my interpretation of the words that have been used here. If there are any incorrect definitions then it is due to poetic licence or a poor grasp of the English Language! There are words with meanings as well as explanations of English phrases and expressions that have no direct translative meaning from English to another language. 1 AND SIGN AT 4. Two boxes on a paper to prove delivery/receipt of something. The boxes are numbered 1 to say 10 but in this case only 1 & 4 are filled in. The name is printed (in capitals)in one and the signature goes in the other. ABACK. Shocked or surprised. ABLUTIONS. Washes. Washing the body and hands. ACQUAINTED. Getting to know someone better. ADD INSULT TO INJURY. Make an already bad situation even worse. ADDED THEIR WEIGHT. Put their support to and agreed with the view or argument. ADMINISTERED. The past tense of administer which means to put on. ADO. A fuss ADVERSITY
I Am In New Mexico
took me almost two days to get here it is pretty but i am going to miss my friends and people i love on the east coast thinking of you all
He's Still Got A Dream
As a boy he sang in the choir. Worshiping nothing but his desire. To play rock and roll, so when he was twelve he sold his soul. Hear him as he sings... Sir could you spare just a moment of your time? I just wrote this riff. I just wrote this rhyme. I can make these strings sing and every note ring. I might not look like much, but it isn't as easy as it may seem. Sure, I'm just a boy, but I'm a boy with a dream. As he grew older it was all about Friday night. Getting high and playing until the mornings first light. People loved to hear him play. They always asked him to stay. He was on his way to fame or so it would seem. A teenage boy who was working hard for his dream. So as he grew older fame seemed to slowly slip away. Soon less and less people demanded to hear him play. Still he kept playing bars and street corners wherever he could. He sang and danced wherever it was he sat, wherever it was he stood. Some fans stood loyal and were forever by his side,
Ya So Like Ya Kno
ok so i suck at making bullys so heres my plain n simple one my bestest fubar friend pounce is like 83,000 from leveling so plz go show her some love she is a awesome bish ♥DJ Poundexter *Happily Taken* HELLBILLYS HIDEOUT (just a listener bishes)@ fubar
Can you add so you can help me in this contest all you have to do is rate me and comment bomb my picture. Thank you
Anthony Hess
Anthony Hess Is One Of The Greatest Men Alive. This Man Saved My Daughters Life. All I'm Asking Is For One Vote Please. Click The Picture And Vote. This Announcement Has Been Provided By SHELL~OWNER OF CLUB TWISTED~POLE DANCER FOR THE BLOCK~@ fubar (repost of original by 'SHELL~OWNER OF CLUB TWISTED~POLE DANCER FOR THE BLOCK~' on '2008-03-26 09:20:53') (repost of original by '~*~DJ Krazychick~Owner The Cabana Club~SBR Promo Mgr~RLGF & FuEngaged to DJ Bartab~PB#6 to JW~*~' on '2008-03-26 09:22:04')
Lonliest Planet
What is this place that so many now call a home A vortex of gravity utilised by a light and a tome Of the green, the white, the blue and the scarred Sometimes so much love spilled and so charred In the burn of passions flame we always do forget The feelings of another in a decision so to inflect This place of so many and somehow so very few We ravage ourselves in the event if only we knew There is something within us that should ring true Open the heart and embrace the sky so very blue In open conversation we say not what we mean And too often it痴 too late for the heart to intervene When a past event spears the agony of injured souls How much does it take one to seek that which involves? The healing or the acceptance of pastures in a kiss When the acceptance of love is lost in a false bliss That we all assume we are so in control of our heart And forgetting that the slightest move can tear us apart Do we spin as the world in this formation of a galaxy? Of stor
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Unseen Bruises
Heart battered and torn, Emotions are worn, Tears running, No end, Nothing to depend. Pain that is real Clearly reveal: Attachments by one; Returned by none. Egos are bruised, Feelings abused, Dreams that are crushed By actions too rushed. Alone without care, Everyone aware: Troubled heart, Facts all too clear, Ending so near, Longing to stay, But forced away. Pleading, hope, Unable to cope.
Reposting Bulletin!
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A Friends Work !!
If there's one face I want to see, so cute, so true, one smile that makes a difference, to everything I do. If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near. If there's one joy, one love, from which I never want to part, it's you, my very special friend, my world, my life, my heart and soul.
New Ta Dream Team Is Here
/> THE DREAM TEAM IS IN THE HOUSE! STOP BY AND READ OUR RULES TO BECOME A DREAM TEAM PLAYER! ~CHECK OUT THE HOME PAGE CENTRAL: ~THE DREAM TEAM~@ fubar (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE FREE STYLE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA' on '2008-03-27 19:53:30') (repost of original by 'Thickndaazz4ya (NBSD Family Promoter) & Member of Dylon's Divas!!! Fubar Queen 2007-08 Drink Me' on '2008-03-27 20:01:45')
What A Good Boy By The Barenaked Ladies
When I was born, they looked at me and said, "What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy." And when you were born, they looked at you and said, "What a good girl, what a what a smart girl, what a pretty girl." We've got these chains that hang around our necks; People want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath. Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same, When temptation calls, we just look away. This name is the hairshirt I wear, And this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair. This song is the cross that I bear, Bear it with me, bear with me, bear with me, be with me tonight. I know that it isn't right, but be with me tonight. I go to school, I write exams; If I pass, if I fail, if I drop out, Does anyone give a damn? And if they do, they'll soon forget cause it won't take much for me To show my life is over now. I wake up scared, I wake up strange. I wake up wondering if anything in my life is ever going to change. I wake up sc
My Name Is Indigo Montoya...
Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride "Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind." For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one. You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good big of goofy fun. Your love style: Idealistic yet quirky Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic What Movie Is Your Love Life Like? PERfectly Romantic, huh? *smiles big*
Are You Bi-polar?
You Are 76% Bipolar You're more than moody - you're a bit unstable. If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help. Are You Bipolar?
Please Help Me Thank You
Hello everybody!!!! I would like to go for the spotlight soon, so I'm coming today to ask all of ya to help me out with some fuBucks. I promise ya I wont loose when i start to bid on the spotlight!!!! So please come visite my profile, leave me some love (I return the love for sure) and if you can help me out with some fuBucks please. BiG PoPpA Ya HeArD i DoNt ChAsE tHeMe I RePlAcE tHeMe @ fubar I will already thank everybody who already helped me with some fuBucks and thank you cutemommy82 for helping me with this bulletin/comment I'm the queen, who are you? Im your Diamond!!! ~*~ cutemommy82 ~*~ stop hating jeez @ fubar
Quantum Mechanics = Quantum Headaches.
In 1935, Erwin Schrdinger published a three-part essay on The Present Situation in Quantum Mechanics in which his famous Schrdinger's cat paradox appears. This article proposed an illustration to the problem of observing particles on a quantum mechanical level. This was a thought experiment where a cat in an enclosed box either lived or died according to whether a quantum event occurred. It goes as follows: Suppose we put a cat in a cage with a radioactive atom, a Geiger counter, a hammer, and a poison bottle; further suppose that the atom in the cage has a half-life of one hour, a fifty-fifty chance of decaying within the hour. If the atom decays, the Geiger counter will tick; the triggering of the counter will activate the hammer, which will break the poison bottle, which will kill the cat. If the atom doesn't decay, none of the above things happen, and the cat will be alive. Now the question, What is the state of the cat after the hour? If you consider the pro
Return To Cherrytap/fubar
Ahhhhhh, it feels pretty damn good to be back here at CherryTap/Fubar. I guess this place is called Fubar now. I always liked this place, but can't figure out how to get myself points and shit. lol. In time, I guess. I plan to actually stick around, tho. I'm DJing back at Hookah Radio. Come check out one of my shows sometime! I'm DJ Marty. Also, I would like to thank Dark Dreams for getting me back on here. Thanks, babe! *kiss*
Was wondering if any family members here would be willing to do a blast for the homepage so we can get the word out! If anyone is willing to buy the homepage a blast please send me a private message to the homepage and let me know!! That would be awesome!!
Iam Losing
losing all I can see. nothing remains. dripping slowly away the tides recede and I stand alone. I look down from the precipice that is my life and wonder where the tides go. will they return to fill my gaping soul? or will the waters dry to flow no more and leave me standing and breathless? all I can do is wait. watching from my precipice, all I can do is wonder.
Govt Waste
The 2008 Congressional Pig Book Summary is hereand we need your help! Today, at a 9:30 a.m. EDT national press conference, Citizens Against Government (CAGW) will be naming the names of those in Congress who are responsible for the 11,610 pork-barrel projects costing you $17.2 billion in the fiscal 2008 budget. We will be joined by leading opponents of this congressionally earmarked spending, including Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) and Reps. John Campbell (R-Calif.), Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.), Tom Price (R-Ga.), and Paul Ryan (R-Wis.). Topping this year痴 list of outrageous special-interest projects are: $4,840,870 for wood utilization research; $1,529,220 for the Appalachian Fruit Lab; $984,400 for Idaho's strategic plan for managing noxious weeds; and $98,000 for a walking tour of Boydton, Va. (population 474). Noxious is right! As you can see, despite last year痴 ethics and lobbying 途eform, pork-barrel earmarks - the currency of corruption in Washington, D.C. - are alive and
Dj Lunar Eclipes 1
are u gonna join me ? dj eclipes live on air and waiting just for you in
Queensryche - Suite Sister Mary ! Live Drums' By Marty Kays !
Some may think we are crazy Not believing it will work Mainly because of how it started But I believe different My heart tells me its true You say the same I want to prove them wrong Show them they dont know And that anything is possible If we are crazy Lets show them its crazy for each other
Lost In Love
Im lost in love Dreaming only of you The others no longer matter You're the only one I need Close by my side Forever within my heart Makin me feel special My self-esteem soars now Knowing Im beautiful to you Nobody else can make me feel the way you do Because babi, I love you!
The First Breast I Touched
Judy and her sister Vicky lived next door to me when I was a teenager. They were as different as night and day. Judy was a tomboy who enjoyed all sports. Vicky was "Little Miss Priss". Judy and her cousin Cindy oftentimes played baseball, basketball and tackle football with the boys in the neighborhood. I found myself playing on the football team against her one fall weekend. Their quarterback threw a pass to her and she turned to sprint down the field. I caught up to her and reached out to tackle her. In doing so, I reached out and caught ahold of her button-front shirt, and it popped open as I brought her to the ground. As we both hit the ground, I still had a handful of her shirt in my hand, and it had pulled open to reveal her breast. She was not wearing a bra. In my effort to quickly cover her breast with the shirt I held in my hand, I accidentally...I swear...touched her breast. It was the first female breast that I had ever touched. It had an immediate effect on a ce
Misfortune Cookie
Insults - Get This Widget
My Daily Blog
I recently started a daily blog/diary of my day to to day life. This is an experiment that will chronicle my existence from my 26th birthday, to my 27th. If you ever get bored and want to read about an up and coming screenwriter/filmmaker, then goto and read my daily musings/experiences. -Script-
Challah Back Girl
after recovering from the most vile non-fatal form of plague known to mankind, i had a day off work today in which i actually felt well enough to get off my arse and do something constructive. so, i made my first ever batch of challah. real from scratch, no box, no bread machine, hand-mixed, hand kneaded, hand-braided challah. 4 and a half hours and 34 steps later i am now the proud maker of two gorgeous, delicious double braided loaves of challah. one traditionally topped with poppy seeds and one with cinnamon sugar. yum! there is no more lovely smell than the smell of that stuff baking. and i didn稚 catch anything on fire! :P i am so proud of myself it痴 ridiculous. i even took pictures and emailed them off to israel so rabbi josh could see my handiwork. now, i am off to enjoy another slice of fabulous, fluffy, golden baked heaven. carbs be damned, i earned a little indulgence for all that effort.
Funky Faery
Interview With Richie Havens
This was one of my most interesting Interviews I have done so far. I had the pleasure to chat with music legend Richie Havens. Richie was the first performer at the original Woodstock in 1969 and is getting ready to release his most recent cd "Nobody Left to Crown". Here is the link to the Interview with Richie Havens: Scott
Interview With David Gans
Known far and wide as the light behind the widely syndicated Grateful Dead Hour radio program, several books on the Dead and a number of intriguing CDs relating to the band and its music, David Gans has in recent years blossomed into a compelling performer in his own right, touring nationally and releasing several albums, the most recent of which is the critically acclaimed Twisted Love Songs. Here is my Interview with David Gans: Scott
"show Tomorrow Night"
i am putting on a webcam show with my new laptop, new internet connection, new webcam, and new flogger along with my partner. yes there will be sex. this show is "donations only" so anything you can send would be appreciated. show is 8 pm eastern time, shortly before my happy hour. my paypal address is and if you send something please include your yahoo messenger id so i can add you and let you watch. thanks all and hope to see you there! xoxo angela
Leveling Help Needed 4/7
Please Help these Members Level! F@llenAng3l Needs 12,250 to Level Big Sexy needs 21,500 to Level Wolfman Needs 25,000 to Level
Love@staying Together
My name is james and i'm looking for a female to love n stay together.
Yes....i Would!
的 would like to live my way into being someone who stands back up and runs toward that holy forest. Nancy Pagh
Exploding Passion
Souls burning, passions explodes, bodies urning, for feelings untold. Heads spinning, Heart wants, flesh is winning, perfect touch is sought. Finding warmth in the spot, heat seeking missile is sunk, pleasures arrive in the waters so hot, taking your manhood for a dunk. Out of control, time flies by, got me from body to soul, muscles tightening, oh my! Release comes it is very wanted, reliving this is going to be fun, now we are still our bodies parted, we lay glowing together in the warm sun. (c)MadCurves
So, tomorrow I have an interview with the state board of education for a grant to continue my education into a post graduate curriculum. I am due to graduate next year with a bachelors degree. My plan was to graduate, get my teaching certificate, then begin teaching at the local high school. I have a guaranteed position waiting for me. I am so excited about it. The problem is that if I receive this grant, I will be required to attend classes immediately after I graduate next year or lose the tuition. I am so done with school, but the thought of receiving a professorship intrigues me. But I am broke and need a job in the worst way. These grants only come around, in this area anyway, every few years and they only offer them to students that are currently attending school. And hardly any organizations offer scholorships for post graduate studies. I am so torn on what to do. =/ I need to decide before tomorrow.
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Bir gl olmak isterdim neden mi?Beni koparp kokladnda, vcudunun derinliklerine girip, bir daha oradan kmamak i輅n... Why would I want to be a rose? Because... when you'd pick and then sniff me, I'd enter the depths of your body, never to return from there again
The Hunger
Not Enough Hours In The Day
Over the last few years I've began to see a side of myself I didn't realize I had in me. A competitive streak that motivates me & drives me to the point of near exhaustion day in & day out. I'm sure you're all well aware that my bf is the singer of the band Alexis Machine...considering that I have Alexis Machine splattered all over every website I'm on & is always guaranteed to come up in conversation lol. Promoting a band these days is not easy & need I say very time consuming. I'm not complaining, I love what I do. Although I do feel bad that I can't keep in touch with friends as much as I'd like to. That part sucks & some don't understand so I do lose friends from time to time, which is a shame...but what can I do? Some years ago I started a business with an ex. It was a gift shop. We jumped into it blindly so needless to say it didn't last long. Live and learn, they say. I suppose it was meant to be. I use a lot of the skills I learned back then now in promoting, marketing, netw
I like your pants down to your feet, I like your hands around my meat, I like the dirt thats on your knees, I like it when you say please as you look up to me, I like to know whats one your mind as youre giving me my time. I love the way your mouth feels inside, the warmth and wetness ,as i grind.
Posted A New Bulletin
Please read my new bulletin!
Spread And Gagged
Hey studs, Ever though of handcuffing a girls wrists to have ankles. Where here is a little varifing it. Slip a little some some in my drink. When I come to I find myself with my arms tied extremely tight to the inside of my knees, my wrist tied to the outside of my ankles. Beside making me total immobilized it adds a lot. Number one it pulls my knees up where they have no strenght. With my thigh muscles out of the way just simply pushing my hands out spread me as wide as you can push. Lock a spreader bar and I'm fucked.........well I'd be fucked with out the spreader bar. luv u Tara
Sporting 0-2 Rangers (0-2)
Sporting 0-2 Rangers (0-2) By Thomas McGuigan Darcheville was Rangers' hero in Lisbon Jean-Claude Darcheville fired Rangers into the last four of the Uefa Cup to stun Sporting Lisbon. The Frenchman, who had earlier spurned a great chance, collected Steve Davis' cross to slot the ball past goalkeeper Rui Patricio after 60 minutes. Liedson struck a post for Lisbon as Vukcevic and Veloso also went close. But Rangers' defence held firm and Steven Whittaker's solo effort in the 90th minute secured a last-four clash with Italian outfit Fiorentina. Rangers made four changes to the side which drew against Dundee United on Sunday. Christian Dailly moved to centre-half to cover for the suspended David Weir. Darcheville was used in the lone striker role, and Kirk Broadfoot, Brahim Hemdani and Steven Davis were all restored to the starting line-up. Sporting were without injured Brazilian centre-half Anderson Polga, with Gladstone replacing him for the P
Cum Check Me Out While I Guest Dj@ddr!!
DDR Guest Member DJ Every Friday, 2-4 PM EST Presented every week by DJ Smurfette This week's featured guest member DJ is !!!!YリYリ。。。。 @ fubar You can't miss this show!!! Come join the party @ Dirty Deeds Radio If you are interested in a Guest Member DJ Spot, Contact DJ Smurfette:
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Guys And Girls Night Out Please Repost
Come in and hang out! Time to relax and have some fun!
The Great Steamboat Race
The Kentucky Derby Festival is pleased to announce some special activities in 2008 to celebrate what could be the Delta Queen痴 last year to take part in the Kentucky Derby Festival Great Steamboat Race. The Delta Queen, based out of the port of Cincinnati, is in jeopardy of losing its exemption to make overnight passenger cruises and thus would not be able to participate in future Great Steamboat Races unless another exemption is granted by this November. The Delta Queen raced the hometown Belle of Louisville in the inaugural Great Steamboat Race in 1963 and has been a contestant almost every year since. To help commemorate the heritage of this historic vessel, the Derby Festival has planned the following activities on Great Steamboat Race Day, Wednesday, April 30: A 典ea With the Queen party will be held from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. at the Chow Wagon at Kroger痴 Fest-a-Ville on the Waterfront. This family-oriented event will feature appearances by several former Kentucky Derby Festival
Sexy Sexy Sexy!!! Open This To See What The Talks About!!!!
The SEXIEST auction on Fubar is almost here! And its NOT just a AUCTION, its also a GIVEAWAY! Get prizes for just coming by and voting for your Favorite FU, or just by bidding! You can even win prizes just for ENTERING! Now it doesn't get anymore SEXY than that! There is still time to enter so what are you waiting for!?! Look at who is ALREADY aboard!!! fornicates 、 ァAMANTHナョ冱 WIFEY、 ★FU BAD BTCH★@ fubar ♥Sweets♥~*~Co-Owner@Eye Candy~*~@ fubar _Prince_Jesse ___ xXPornstaRXx___僉 fubar ♥Memory♥Chaotic Realms Wife/Owner OF Chaotic Realms Lounge♥@ fubar Chaotic Realms* proud Hubby of Memory* Owner of Memory of Chaotic Realms*@ fubar ~Twaune The Godfather *(Fu-Owned by Kole) Fu-Luv Bomb Squad ( Chief of Graphic Design )* ~@ fubar ~*BossLadywitdaSeXxyEyEz*~*NANI*~WATERS*~HOOKAZ 4 LIFE ~ Fu-Owned by RogerLee~*AFTER HOURS GREETER*~
Happy Sunday
I'm off to a family cook out. Hope you all have a great day. I'll be back sometime this evening.
My Soul.....
My heart cry out for understanding. My soul suspended by life. My mind, now beyond comprehension. And your love still cuts like a knife.
Eight Fold Path
1. Right View Wisdom 2. Right Intention 3. Right Speech Ethical Conduct 4. Right Action 5. Right Livelihood 6. Right Effort Mental Development 7. Right Mindfulness 8. Right Concentration
The Shaggy Show Episode 3
Mosh Pit Party Come On In
O Hell Yeah --round Two~~bombing Help Needed
Search Video Codes WOOT WE MADE IT THROUGH ROUND 1 NOW ITS TIME TO BOMB THIS LADY TO THE FINISH LINE!! This sexy woman is a classy Lady and has difficulty asking for help... I have no such problem asking on her behalf! Kat is a proud Mom of 4 kids and feels that she lost the ability to be "sexy" in her 20's before she had kids! I say she's wrong and to prove it, I nominated her to be in a photo contest with 19 other beauties for Fubar bragging rights and 3 Million Fubucks! Please click on the link, hit this beauty with a 10 or 11 and bomb her to number 1. Show her I'm right... she just SMOKIN' HOT! This message brought to you by: LionRawr{Prowler of the Savana - Defender of the pride} {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar and pimped by:
The greatest single cause of a poor self-image is the absence of unconditional love.
Helping Others
Now the new thing i see around is please help me level. Ok you go look at their profile and they need 200k + points or more to level up. Sorry. Go work on yourself before you go asking for help. I have limited time on here. I like to be semi productive and have fun too.
THE 1ST REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE DJ AUCTION Buy My bare ass for a month!!! For the winning bidder: I will put "Fu-Owned by(*****)", then add, fan, and rate everything the winning bidder has to rate, make a salute of any kind, and also leave daily profile comments... and depending on how much the winner bids, I will also buy a nice gift :D So what are you waiting for? Click My pic below and start Bidding!!! Good luck to You all :D AUCTION STARTS FRIDAY APRIL 18TH 10:00 A.M. EST AND RUNS TIL FRIDAY APRIL 25TH MIDNIGHT EST RULES #1. MUST SUBSCRIBE TO LOUNGE TO BID #2. MINIMUM BID IS $30,000 FUBUCKS #3. LOUNGE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED #4. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA...THIS IS FOR FUN FOLKS! ♫♪Chuggy♪♫~the Naked*asst.mgr.@the~REAL~Red~Dragon~Lounge♪♫ & Tr
Meeting With The Id.
Its not there for me to question. Its not there for me to use. The chained, charred-skinned grinning fiend looks up from a long slumber. His maniacally white eyes and teeth mock me into some slow somber waltze. Doubt. Depression. Defeat. Is he taking from me, or just an instrument to make it stop, laughing as I refuse him. At first I am repulsed, the exposed muscle, and flaking char... what have I done to you, in denying you? My unfulfilled wishes, are now unrecognizeable, twisted, mad. I take that warm, leathery flesh in my hand, calloused, growing new skin over the exposure. "What does the master wish?" He wheezes in humorous bitter hatred. I can only imagine how coldly pitying my eyes are in this moment, his hand in my chin. My hand in my chin, like an offering to sacrifice for an uncaring god, from an uncaring owner. Metonymy. What was really abandoned here? Who really stopped caring? I trace a finger over the wretched's face, over his worn-thro
I Hate Layovers Lol
so... I'm in Charlotte Airport. luckily I had enough time to go outside for a smoke and still have about 30 minutes of internet time until we start boarding. I should be in New Orleans at around 3:30 eastern time. I'll be posting pics as I go along, so I don't have a ton to do at the end of my trip. Hugs
A Whole New World Of Fubar.
So here I am, new to this fubar, running around with scissors would make as much sense to me right now. I am exploring this new world with wide eyed amazement, not really knowing why I am even here. Oh wait, thats right, someone invited me. And being the curious type, I jumped in feet first and everything else be damned. Which leads me to some thoughts... What is this sight all about? So far it seems to be a place where desperate men tell beautiful women that they want to do things, that they have to know are not going to happen. It also seems to cater to the curious, the stalkers, the perverts and the exhibitionists. As for some reason you get points for giving everyone a ten rating, and the rating seams to be for them in turn giving you a ten rating. I do not understand this at all, but when in Rome! I am still not sure what will come of this new experiance. But hell I am game to see where this goes. It is better than studding anyway. Although I need to do that too. I do how
What Is With...
So what is with the little pieces of paper with the addresses on? Is that a cult thing? Do I have to sacrifice 2 virgins a goat and stick a piece of loose leaf on my forehead with some strange fubar biblical page address? Will dancing naked in a circle of trees be necessary? Do I need to memorize all the words to Brittany Spears new song and chat them as I burn incense? I am sure there is a better reason than I can come up with, but I don't want to do that dancing bit just yet, as I am in Canada, and it is snowing outside right now.
The Man I Married
What right do you have to hurt Why would you want to lash out Why do you treat us like dirt Not telling what's this about Together eating our meal You start your verbal attack You make sure that we all feel All falling still, drawing back The silence pressing down hard Eyes fixed, staring at our plate Another moment is scarred Hearts slowly filling with hate You are so harsh and unfair Undermining one and all The heart of the kids you tear Always making us feel small Poison continuously spread Unease you constantly sow You make me wish you were dead Why don't you get up and go!! ゥdutch2lips June 4th, 2006
Okay people......... I need help...... Please..... If u talk to me quite a bit, u know some about me hopefully. I've been having some personal issues and I just can't seem to get back into the swing of things........... I need to get back into working out. I have 35 lbs left to lose and I really want to do it by July but I just can't seem to get into it again. I want to but I guess I just feel so down on myself. It really hurts..... I hate the word depressed but that's almost what I want to use about my moods. I guess it is partially because I feel like I am not really desirable in r/l. I'm 5'4" and weigh between 165-170lbs. My hubby has been acting like he doesn't want me and that is why I don't really feel desirable...... Please, someone, help me out here...... I don't know what else to do, so I'm asking for help here......................
Remnants by Me Embers of a red rose burning through my soul Of that love which was crushed from words I致e sowed The memory of a smile that will haunt my dreams And the image of those beautiful eyes staring back at me Reaching and screaming in this nightmare of thought Awaking in pain of this self inflicted hole in my heart Knowing the warmth of her touch will come to past Replaced by remnant embers of love that will always last
The Scars Of Life
Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida , a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, leaving behind shoes, socks, and shirt as he went. He flew into the water, not realizing that as he swam toward the middle of the lake, an alligator was swimming toward the shore. His father working in the yard saw the two as they got closer and closer together. In utter fear, he ran toward the water, yelling to his son as loudly as he could. Hearing his voice, the little boy became alarmed and made a U-turn to swim to his father. It was too late. Just as he reached his father, the alligator reached him. >From the dock, the father grabbed his little boy by the arms just as the alligator snatched his legs. That began an incredible tug-of-war between the two. The alligator was much stronger than the father, but the father was much too passionate to let go. A farmer happened to dri
Snow In Late April
-11c today and it has snowed all weekend. Last weekend I was bbqing. Someone kill me, or at least move me away from Edmonton.
Penis Tax? Wtf...
2008 Tax Code The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effe ctive January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00 3 - 5 " Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
Christy Moore ,the Raggy Taggy Gypsy
Daddy It Hurt!
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it's my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
New Song On...
I just uploaded a new KILLtheCAT's song on our reverbnation profile. Its named Rain, check it is for free
Hahaha (i'm Amused)
longman.ny: wow w.e ->longman.ny: i dont give that info out longman.ny: dammm... can i add you to yahoo or msn? ->longman.ny: i'm at work longman.ny: are you busy would you like to cam with me sexy ?
Wait For Me
Wait For Me I will answer the wind I will leave with the tide I値l be out on the road Every chance I can ride No matter how far No matter how free I値l be alone If you値l wait for me There値l be times when I値l rise There値l be times when I値l fall There値l be times when it's best to say nothing at all Knowing you池e right Letting it be I値l be around If you値l wait for me And I値l fight for the right to go over the hill If it値l only mean something to me I will not be persuaded I wont be still I値l find a way to be free In the cool of the night In the heat of the day If you池e ever in doubt I値l be on my way Straight to your side I guarantee I値l be around If you値l wait for me
Want To Fuck You
You are beautiful woman. I want to fuck you. Let me fuck you tonight. I love you. Let me fuck you.
I Hate Everything
George Strait has never been so smart. I hate everything. I hate my job. I hate my room. I hate my bed. I hate my boots. I hate my computers. I hate my TV. I hate the phone. I hate the internet. I hate driving. I hate hearing the choppers flying into the hospital. I hate the sand. I hate the sun. I hate the forsaking heat. I hate the stairs. I hate the hallway. I really hate everything right now. I hate being sober. I hate being celibate (forced because of distance). Oh yeah, and I really hate the time difference. Well, I have been trying to figure some stuff out, and every time I get one answer, another 2 pop up. I have tried to figure out why, what, when, where, who, and how, but none of it seems to make any sense anymore. Everything I do, it seems to lead to another curve in the road, and another set of new questions. I guess I am just destined to be lost. I don稚 feel close to my family. I don稚 feel close to my friends. I don稚 seem to connect with
Soooo ........
What is everyone doing this weekend? Do tell!!!! How is the weather where you are?
Show Me Your O Canada Face
so when people ask me if i ever fucked a foriegn chick i could honestly say that i left my heart in canada
Contest Stuff
The More Boys I Meet...
The More Boys I Meet... ~ By: Carrie Underwood This boy here wants to move too fast He see's my future as having a past Well, I don't think so I don't think so That boy there, well he's playing a fool He thinks he's funny and he thinks he's cool We'll I don't think so I don't think so Cheap date, bad taste of nothing like gone to waste Talking about nothing in so many words It's not like I'm not trying 'Cause I'll give anyone a shot once And, I , I close my eyes And, I kiss that frog Each time finding The more boys I meet the more I love my dog Here's this guy, thinks he's bad to the bone He wants to pick me up and take me home Well, I don't think so I don't think so Cage fights, PlayStation, X-Games rated nation Oversize paints with an ego to match It's not like I'm not trying 'Cause I'll give anyone a shot once And, I , I close my eyes And, I kiss that frog Each time finding The more boys I meet the more I love my dog Why can't they
I know its wining and I shouldn't be even talking about it because FUBAR doesnt really care.. but mostly I'm just saying this to get it off of my chest.. No otehr reason.. I'm sick of being alone.. I'm sick of not having someone to hold when i go to sleep.. and I'm sick of having no one to hold me.. I'm sick of waking up alone.. I think im incapable of being loved.
Beneath The Mire-opeth
Miracle Fruit Makes (almost) Everything Delicious
Willy Wonka came up with some pretty cool confectionary creations: Non-melting ice cream. The Everlasting Gobstopper. Edible wallpaper. And who wouldn't have loved to try his Three-Course-Dinner-Gum? (Though we probably wouldn't have been so wild about turning into a giant blueberry, a la Violet Beauregard.) But did you know there's a nature-made treat that rivals any of Wonka's wild concoctions? It's the miracle fruit, a berry from West Africa with an amazing effect: When you eat a piece of the strange fruit, it makes everything sour taste sweet for the next hour or so. That means, with the magical effects of the miracle fruit in place, you can scarf down lemon slices as if they were gummy drops. The tang of goat cheese turns to sugary sweetness. Even a bitter beer could be mistaken for a milkshake, one miracle fruit-eater told The Wall Street Journal. Though miracle fruit has been around for hundreds of years, it's recently become a cult phenomenon: All around the globe, cur
C'mon Now....
Yep.. get yaself a nurse for 2 weeks.. bid on me now....!!
Almost There!!
BMCC-CUNY FALL 2008 Schedule CIS 455 - Network Security Section: 522 Tuesday & Thursday 5:20pm-7:35pm Room: S175 CIS 445 - Telecommunication Networks II Section: 821 Tuesday & Thursday 7:45pm-8:35pm Room: S175 Break CIS 445 - Telecommunication Networks II Section: 821 Tuesday & Thursday 8:55pm-10:10pm Room: S175 ACC 222 - Accounting II Section 9M1 Saturday 900 AM-12:00 PM Room: s603 I'm almost done. Yes! I graduate spring 2009; after this semester I only Math 150 - Intro to Statistics and CIS 456 Wireless Infrastructure. I still need to take the CUNY CPE but I can do that anything this semester or next semester. Scare part is I want to come back for computer programming and I just looked at the requirements: When go back in Fall 2009 I only need 5 classes: CSC 210 Computer Programming II CIS 325 Systems Analysis CIS 365 Businuss Systems I CIS 420 Systems Implementation CIS 465 Business Systems II ll of my classes from computer Operations carry over.
Auction Is Over==owned By Passionman71
DustMePink's Auction ends May 1st. Come bid on me...Ill do all I say..I promise~! Click on this pic and it will take you there
Rantting 1
So yea I am just going to rant for a while. I am just earatated about things. 1. Bitches that dont leave your man alone. Come on get on with your life, he is taken stop the flirting. He is obviously happy. 2. Breaking up happy homes. Get your own man/woman. 3. Fighting over a guy you have never met. Again get on with your life. 4. People that owe you money then ask to barrow more. Pay me bitchs. Get a job, stop asking me for money. 5. Crazy ex's. Stop stalking me. Get on with your life or get shot. 6. Boyfriend/girlfriends crazy ex's. Shouldnt have been so sluty and sleep around, he/she might have stayed. So move on he/she did why cant you. 7. Dirty smelly people. Take a shower with soap and water. Dont just stand in the shower with the water running on you. Also use Deoderant. 8. Telamarketers. I already told you i wasnt interested the first time so stop calling my house. 9. People against Gay marrage. People should be able to marry who they want and be with who they want.
Which Famous Mythology Creature Matches Your Personality
Which Famous Mythology Creature Matches Your Personality?ChimeraYou have many different personas. No one knows what you will do next, will you kill them, love them, hate them. You are not to be trifled with, you talk a lot of shit but you can also back up your words. Your independant to the point of being a hermet. You think your "ugly" but its you differences that make you beautifull.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
A Song For Amanda
A Song For Amanda My sweet little girl, please don稚 cry When the world around is dreary, And don稚 fill your head with questions why If ever you are feeling lonely; For though the day might leave you weary And shadows at night fill you with fear, Just think of this when you feel empty; Nothing dries sooner than a tear. Turn your gaze to the distant sky When your soul is feeling heavy, Then take heart on wing, soar and fly If ever you are feeling lonely; For far beyond the heavens cloudy, Beyond the firmament where Hope appears, You値l find a place that痴 never rainy; Nothing dries sooner than a tear. When feeling down, oh, I beg you try To hold this thought to keep you happy - You are the apple of my eye; If ever you are feeling lonely, If ever you find you need your daddy, Take my hand and I値l hold you near And sing a song to make you sunny; Nothing dries sooner than a tear. Oh, little girl, please listen to me If ever you are feeling lonely, For
Compact Galaxies
Wanna Own Me
Coffee Adventure. The Trilogy!!! With 3 Exclamation Points.
My caffeine dependancy can sometimes cause Drowsiness Dizziness stomach upset alchoholism Blurred vision Headache Confusion Confession Lupis Depression Impaired coordination Changes in heart rate Hypertension Jittering about Trembling Weakness Amnesia AIDS Hangover effect (grogginess) Dreaming or nightmares Benzodiazepine addiction Chest pain Vision changes Jaundice "Paradoxical reactions" But only some times. I cradled my coffee machine like a lifesaver. That's good candy. I never could figure out the damn thing. It was my grandparents', I assumed there was a tiny wizard living inside, that stopped obeying orders when Carl died. That's why we're in this dilly of a pickle. The Machina is smarter than me. And I don't know where to turn for my fix. They won't let me back in the local. The bookstores have armed guards. And I just have nowhere to go. We're talking epic ... NO! Soap opera drama here people. Like... d
Bad Girls Auction Now Taking Entries
BADGIRLS AUCTION!!! Sarge's Bad Girls, Do you want to be auctioned off. I am going to start an auction for Sarge's Bad Girls Only..No Entry Fee.. Starting As Soon As I Get Enough Entries...So Send Me Your Offer And A Pic Link..So I Can Get You Added To The Folder As Soon As Possible..I Will Let You All Decide When You Take A Bid You Want. Thank You, Sgt. Raider Here are the enteries so far! Sweet Angel Kisses Sweet Angel Kisses(Offering- 100 pic and 100 stash rates and blog rates daily comment keep drunk & daily gifts & your name on my profile. ********** Summer Summer(Offering-100 11's per week for a month pimped out once a week fu owned by _____________ in my name 1 sfw salute. link to page on my page and if living in the uk or canada one 1 hour sfw phone call. ********** Babydoll0215 Babydoll0215(Offering-Will give 100 11's every week for 4 weeks Will Add you to number one Friends and Family Will Get One Bling a
New Family
Needs New Levelers if you are interested just click the link to the homepage and read the blogs and decide if this is for you. PrymeTyme Levelers@ fubar (repost of original by 'PrymeTyme Levelers' on '2008-05-01 12:47:53') (repost of original by 'Witchie Woman~~Co-Founder of PrymeTyme Levelers' on '2008-05-01 13:12:23')
Own A Wykd Fu! - Wykd Auctions
WYKD Storm Radio presents Rock-n-Roll Auctions!! Live Sunday May 4th, 2008 -- 8 PM (central time) @ WYKD Lounge! WYKD WYKD WYKD WYKD WYKD Not only are we Slaves to the Music, Now we'll be your slave too. Here's the LowDown! The Rulz: 1. You have to be a member of WYKD LOUNGE to be in auction. 2. You have to be a member to bid. (so invite ur friends tell them to join) 3. To enter send 1,000 fu-bucks to RAIN....... Entry fees must be in to Rain by midnight on Saturday. 4. You have to be in lounge to be auctioned off (no refunds on entry fee) What the WYKD Slaves are Offering to their Ownerz: Random stash rates Random gifts Daily profile comments 100 11's if you have them / if you have no 11's then 200 10's (which can be spread out the 7 days) Other items maybe be added by the Slave if Bidding is High! This is for one week ( 7 days ) Whatever the winning bid is, will go to the person that was bid on...... Be there Sunday

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