So what is with the little pieces of paper with the addresses on? Is that a cult thing? Do I have to sacrifice 2 virgins a goat and stick a piece of loose leaf on my forehead with some strange fubar biblical page address? Will dancing naked in a circle of trees be necessary? Do I need to memorize all the words to Brittany Spears new song and chat them as I burn incense? I am sure there is a better reason than I can come up with, but I don't want to do that dancing bit just yet, as I am in Canada, and it is snowing outside right now.
