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20 Way To Make His Xmas
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

Ok Then
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you! Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down. You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Twas The Night...
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the domain, Not a subbie was stirring, (they were tied down with chain) The shackles were hung by the chimney with care, And the St. Andrews cross stood empty and bare. The subbies were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of floggers danced in their heads; The Dom in his leather, and I in my slave cap, Had just settled down after getting our whacks. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I crept from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew very quickly. Tripped over some handcuffs and cursed soft and thickly. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my sleep-crusted eyes should unfurl, But a miniature sleigh, pulled by eight pony girls, With a Dominant driver, so forbidding and stern, I knew in a moment I'd a great deal to learn. More rapid than eagles his pony girls came, And he whipped them, and shouted

In Love With You
I woke up one day falling in deep love with you your eyes so bright and joyful in your arms safe i felt the sleepless nights as i watch you sleep your first kiss ran through me from my head to toes taking my breath every kiss still sweet and soft seeing you dress your body making me blush watching you do whatever knowing i'm in love with you walking over to lay that sweet kiss on my lips then cheeks having you by the hand i walk in the light of day in the dark of the night i fallen in love with you over and over and over you and me me and you your my baby all day long all night long

Loves Natural Beauty
When I see you in my mind, all the burdens in my life, seem to unwind. One thing to me, that is heavenly divine, is whenever you press, your soft lips to mine. It always brings a smile to my face, I would not want to be any other place, except right here with you, seeing that beautiful look on your face. Then as we slide into bed, nothing on but the candle light, it makes me cry, to know that I have, the most beautiful wife. I hold you in my arms, with all my love, even if tomorrow, would never come. Seeing you lie there, looking into my eyes, for another slight moment, another tear comes to my eye. For when I look at you, the way you do me, I've never felt more sure. That this love that we have, between you and me, is always and forever mean to be..

Ok
Do People REALLY Like You? VERY LIKED!I must say you are quite the people person. People like to be around you. People like everything about you, even the things you don't like about yourself. You're one of the lucky ones! Take this test

Fuck Me
I have never been so horny in my life. What I want, no NEED at this point, is for someone to tell me that they're in my area, and they want me as bad as I need them...Gods damn! I've never been this horny before in my life. I feel like I'm going to explode if I don't get laid VERY VERY soon. *cry*

Sting-if I Ever Lose My Faith In You
You could say I lost my faith in science and progress You could say I lost my belief in the holy church You could say I lost my sense of direction You could say all of this and worse, but If I ever lose my faith in you There'd be nothing left for me to do Some would say I was a lost man in a lost world You could say I lost my faith in the people on T.V. You could say I'd lost my belief in our politicians They all seemed like game show hosts to me If I ever lose my faith in you There'd be nothing left for me to do I could be lost inside their lies without a trace But every time I close my eyes, I see your face I never saw no miracle of science That didn't go from a blessing to a curse I never saw no military solution That didn't always end up as something worse, But let me say this first If I ever lose my faith in you If I ever lose my faith in you There'd be nothing left for me to do There'd be nothing left for me to do If I ever lose my faith If I ever lo

Impossibilities
Impossisilities Can someone please explain to me their version of impossible, mine is something that you cannot do because it just can't be done or cannot be done because you're too afraid to even try. I've been in a situation lately where I have been trying to overcome fears to get somewhere even if it's just for a few precious days. When I explained what I was trying to do and why to the one person I was trying to get to, I was told that they had thought it impossible so they never really had been expecting it anyhow. I thought it was impossible for me to live my life without a fulltime man in my life, I tried it and I'm doin the impossible. I get help from friends once in awhile but after 2 yrs and 3 monthes I guess I beat the impossible. I thought it impossible to trust a man again but one of my best friends is a man. I know my limitations as for the trust goes. I know I can trust him with my life and that of my kids' lives. Another impossibility made possible cause i tried.

Well Now.....is This Really Me?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Stability |||||| 30% Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Artistic |||| 16% Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56% Materialism |||||||||||| 50% Narcissism |||| 16% Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50% Work ethic |||||||||||| 50% Self absorbed |||||| 30%

The Road Not Taken
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost

A Soldier
A Soldier, He is that fallen lance that lies as hurled, That lies unlifted now, come dew, come rust, But still lies pointed as it ploughed the dust. If we who sight along it round the world, See nothing worthy to have been its mark, It is because like men we look too near, Forgetting that as fitted to the sphere, Our missiles always make too short an arc. They fall, they rip the grass, they intersect The curve of earth, and striking, break their own; They make us cringe for metal-point on stone. But this we know, the obstacle that checked And tripped the body, shot the spirit on Further than target ever showed or shone Robert Frost

The Storm
The Storm As the violent storm rips through the silence of the night. It seems to match all the emotions I feel inside. The wind sways and topples trees, That is exactly what life's problems have done to me. Lightning flashes and rain begins to fall from the sky. I take a deep breath and sigh, as the tears fall from my eyes. I know the storms are needed to help the earth to grow and survive. I know that my problems will help me to grow and strive, because of the lessons they leave behind. The thunder roars and echos through the the night. I scream and vent all hurt and anger inside. As the storm passes giving way to sunrise, I will stand again to fight in dawn's morning light.

"the Adventures Of Angry Bob"
Angry Bob was angry. Angry Bob looked out his window and saw two little girls in green dresses going door-to-door with boxes of cookies. "I can only assume those little girls are raising funds for their scouting organization," said Bob. "I will assist them by buying a box of cookies. Helping others will bring me happiness." Eager to perform his act of kindness, Bob threw open his front door and skipped merrily toward the little girls. "Oh, girls! Girls!" he shouted as he approached them from behind. Getting no response, he tapped one of them on the shoulder. And heard a man scream. And heard two loud pops. Falling, Bob saw the sign: "HELP AN ARMED, DEAF, EASILY-STARTLED, CROSS-DRESSING MIDGET GO TO SUMMER CAMP." Ignominously, Bob expired. The moral of this story: NEVER ASSUME.

Last Nights Party
Shawn and I went to last nights fetish party for Dare Wear. We had to walk some of the way so I had to carry an extra pair of shoes. It was nice and they played some old but good music. Lots of pretty girlies all dolled up. I just love to look at the costuming. Oh and dancing.

My Father's Big Sister
A mistake at Birth Now orphaned Again Without blood To rely on I am glad I have My friends A new beginning Starts once this Page ends Another chapter To explore A fresh life Ascends Faith and my Beliefs Allow no Anger in My Grief I allow a single Tear Followed by a Sigh Of Relief I now get to be The same old me Only different Dedicated to my late Aunt, Sylvia Adler, who passed January 7, 2004. I will miss you my friend. Just thinking about her, so I decided to share.

Yawn
mm i probably should sleep soon. i just got home from doing a midnight. i downloaded microsoft office thingy on limewire. so i now how microsoft word, so i can start editing my books more and writing more which is always a good thing. i re installed windows but can't get my sound to work which sort of sucks since the whole point was so i could work on my cd but owell, guess i dont feel too motivated ne ways. the night went alright, got kind of boring. atleast i wasn't overwelmed tho and i got everything done that i needed to get done. ppl are starting to get more done during the day shifts so it helps me out. mostly they're finally doing there own dishes so i dont spend 2 hrs cleaning up a days worth of dishes that i didn't make. i succesfully changed days by myself which is good. yesturday i went with derek and doreen to cut a tree and then decorated it with them. that was nice i s'pose not really exciting, doreen was being creepy and bouncy which was kind of odd but amusing. she

Epic!
Thank you to everyone for your ratings and comments! The xmas pictures will be showing up in the next few days. :) I bought new pillows and I am really glad for the investment. Ahhh... no morning headache!

Oxymorons!!!!
1.Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2.Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3.If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4.If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5.Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6.Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7.Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8.Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9.Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10.Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11.Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12.Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13.Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15.Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16.If work is so terrific, why do they have to

Melons, Pears And Onions
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only. lol... ;)

Contest
please veryone that can please vote for me in the sexiest cherry contest need all your help thanks all!!!! http://cherrytap.com/user/455433 then under photos go to sexiest contest folder the pics is in there please comment and rate all you can thank you so much to all my family, friends and fan mwassss all!!!!!!!!!!!

Get The Bag
A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary." The guy says, "What's wrong with her?" The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous. The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly, she's as dumb as a wall." The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth it." The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and build you a mansion on Long Island." The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex. About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall. He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring me a hammer." She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches the hammer. The guy says, "Get me some nails." She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him some nails.

What's The Point?
Rather than post some generic bulletin, i'll simply do my complaining here where no one will read it lol. Now i realize that most of the people on my friends list have about 500 friends. So be it, but quit fucking posting crap about how you are on here to make friends and blah blah blah. I also realize that i am probably not the only one sending you a shout, but at least try to reply so that i know that i have you in my list for a reason. I'm tired of trying to get to know people on my list and basically talking to my foot. Um, that's it. Say hi jerk holes! lol

Just Some Bullshit
i have a question for all you people out there? when u look at me what do u see? for real? sex? becuz from some comments that i get and from some messages left to me from people that only see a picture, thats what it seems like i show in my pics. im a normal woman and im sure im like 95% of the women out here..lookin for the same things. love and happiness. just becuz i post an ass shot or show a little bit of titties doesnt mean im on here looking for a nice hot cock or a good time. please get to know me. i am sucha great person and u would know this if u took some TIME. women seem to be jealous of me. for what? i have seen some very pretty girls on here, and i have seen my share of some pretty ugly ones too. u make u not what someone else wants to make u into. make yourself happy..then ull see how much attention you get. love yourself before u try to love someone else. thats the only way to do it. i have a lot of friends on my friends list..and i wonder would they still have se

Tag
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I can't go to bed at night unless my kitchen is totally clean, if i try to lay down with 1 dirty dish in the sink , it will bug me till i go wash it and put it away..... 2. i brush my teeth in the shower in the mornings, i had a friend think that was odd, i don't think it is... lol 3. i sleep with a stuffed animal that i cuddle up with, :) 4. i suck my thumb, always have, prolly always will... 5. i can't wink both my eyes, only my right one. 6. i can't say the word specific, lol don't laugh Ok, tag, you're it... do it if ya want, i am not taggin anyone

Wannabes Make Me Sick
lookit one of my pix & you'll see a message/challenge to Miss Julianna, a so-called Holy person who speaketh with forked tongue! She has the gall to pass judgement on me, calling me a Hater, without even knowing me! Full of hypocrisy & in full blown denial, she claims that she 'knows' my character flaws without ever having entered into discussion with me about them. Her misconception is furthered evidenced by her ability to prevent me from replying to her assertations or by commenting on her false, hurtful & downright Rude remarks about me. Why, since I've never had any discourse with this woman, does she, herself, attack me with such hate? Without any further data in hand, one can only suppose that she herself has a hidden agenda & wishes to cause grief & pain for no apparent rhyme or reason but that onlu serves to provide more conviction to my belief that online forums only serve to bring out the worst in people by providing such anonimity to further their false superiority. Call m

My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

This Past Year.....
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just lay there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up

A Master’s Pride
Above all else he cherishes his slave, in the knowledge that the gift she gives him is the greatest gift of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that he may control others. As a stern and demanding Master, he can cause his slave to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, he will then kiss the tears away, without stepping out of character. In times of trouble, a Master will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask a slave to put him before her career, or family, just to satisfy his own pleasure. To win his slave's mind, body, spirit, soul, and love, he knows he must first win her trust. He will show his slave humor, kindne

More Things That Are Pleasing To The Ear...
So while getting my first into lesson on mixing vinyl (yep, learning to DJ over here...just call me DJ Elf) I ran across more sounds that I like. I’ve known that I like industrial and strange sounds in some music. The Skinny Puppy song “Goneja” is a good example of that. Also the theme from the original Terminator movie with the pipes and metal and intense sound. Another song that I was introduced to last night that I have to agree is most awesome is called “Swords” from the Rhythm and Stealth album by Leftfield. Something else that the last song has that I like is the sound of large drums. That deep, urgent and tribal sound always makes me want to get up and move to it. Kinda reminds me of a heartbeat sometimes, like during and right after sex when you can hear your heart pounding and afterwards when you collapse and can feel both your heart and the other person’s but they are so loud and in sync that you can’t tell them apart. LOL. I know, odd description but true. Wha

Yeaaaaarrrghhh! The Pain!
Can someone explain to me that, even though I knew that after taking my frozen pizza out of the oven that the toppings would be napalm level hot I still took a bite out of a piece anyway? Why God why!?

Graffiti
if theres one thing in this world that i truely love...(other than pot) its graffiti. imma get some vids together and post them so yall can check this shiz out ... like a vid of 10 taggers bombing the subway then fighting the transit cops on the way out! lol u'll love this shit if u like 2 rite ! peace.

Ladies Please Help
please do me a fave well its not for me its for someone else.....please comment bomb this guy he is a toooootal sweetheart and will return the fave...its his first contest and he needs a push.........i love ya ladies and ya know it *wink* click pic direct link

Bombs And Singing Going On
-sings- you lie through your teeth you smile in your sleep -dances- -looks around- sorry bout that was having fun singing and dancing lol still gotta headache its needs to be fixed -pouts- but its getting better sorta BOOOOOM my bomb was going off screams DUCK AND RUN hahaha

No Im Not Racist
This is so true You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. If we had white history month... we'd be racist. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched f

Sky
tonite we speak under the stars while tomorrow closes in all thats left is the moon as the morning crawls in breathe the dust of forever but forever changes each day as the past comes to find us the darkness shows us the way feel the mood change as the seasons begin the stars rearrange and the walls close in

Beautiful Light (poem)
This was written for me by one of my closest and sweetest friends I have in the whole world... Amidst a world of darkness I have encountered a beautiful light. A star that lights my world whenever I am sad, A star whose magnificence this worthless humanity fails to appreciate. I wish that I could always be with you. To get you happy when you are sad, To light your life when all is dark, To pick you up if you fall down. Ever since the day I met you I've thought you are one of a kind. Thank you for being such an excellent friend, Just never forget, that it doesn't matter what happens, I shall always be here for you. Written by Dead Maiden

Swans Song.........
Like the last leaf on a windy Autumn day I hang on, fragile but courageously Waiting for the day to come When the wind will stop blowing So that I can be at peace At peace with myself and everything around me At peace with the world and all that it bears Hanging onto a hope that is based on dreams Hoping that my dream of surviving all adversity Will finally be realized But alas the wind is too strong And like all other leaves before me I begin to sing , so long Sad and lost filled with despair No one to comfort me No one to care No one to say, hang in there, be strong So I’ll whisper my good-byes, and sing My swan's song

Kicking Up A Stink
A US family is suing Greyhound after the contents of a bus toilet were dumped through their open car sunroof. Robert and Angela Stokes and their three children, aged nine, ten and 22, were covered with faeces, urine and toilet paper, reports the Toledo Blade. The family, from Ottawa County, Ohio, were returning from a Mother's Day meal out at a Toledo restaurant when it happened. They were following a Greyhound bus on an interstate highway when the contents of the bus's sanitary tank were suddenly dumped on their 4x4 vehicle. The waste went through the open windows and sunroof of their Ford Explorer, drenching all five family members. "My client was driving in heavy traffic. They had nowhere to go. What can you do?'' said Robert Bryce, an attorney for the family. Despite being covered with waste, Mr. Stokes followed the bus to obtain its identification information and registration number. The Stokes are seeking more than £150,000 damages from Greyhound for damage t

Simon Gets Telling Off From Gran
Simon Cowell got the put-down of his life - from an 86-year-old gran. Edna Moore tore into him at the auditions for X Factor. According to the Mirror she told him to alter his ways. Edna accompanied daughter-in-law Lorraine to the Manchester auditions to watch her perform for Simon and fellow judges Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne. But the great gran became angry after Simon began to snigger at Lorraine's efforts, branding her "lifeless" and mocking her "lack of personality". Storming back into the audition room, she told him: "You laughed!" When he protested that he always laughs, she spluttered: "No you don't. You do not." With her voice rising she added: "Listen Simon. You want to alter your ways." The pop mogul muttered: "This is really embarrassing." But Edna hadn't finished. "You think you're better than anybody. I think you were very ignorant. Yes -you were ignorant, Simon." Simon apologised and scurried from the room. Edna told producers afterwards: "Why th

Fakes, Frauds & Part-time Broads
This is the spot where I get to say my peace & for those of you literate enough to bother reading nowadays, instead of just looking at all the pix & trying sooo desperately to be loved by your new ethereal friends, so read on if you dare! This seems to be a fairly decent venue on the outside but in peering deeply into the machinations of how this site works, I've come to realize that it really only serves the shallow, the vain, & those who're already lost! I could care less what kinda rating I get on my pix, it's only gonna be pix of me & I KNOW how good I am. I'm not here to make anybody feel good cuz they just bought their first digital camera & wanna show it off. I'm not here to give a false rating to anyone, regardless of whether they show their muff or their boobs or not! I know what they look & feel like, real or otherwise, in the flesh. I'm not here to rate anyones kids, their dog/cat or how their new or wishfully thought-out tattoos look. I could care less & That's what &

Subject: How To Say I Love You In 25 Languages (repost)
How to Say I love you in 25 languages How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Thai Phom rak khun Italian Ti amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Akar Alabama Arkansas Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Oklahoma Tennessee Missouri Mississippi Montana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida Nice Ass , Get in the truck (repost of original by 'spike' on '2006-12-15 09:29:49') (repost of original by 'KIRA' on '2006-12-15 09:32:48') (repost of original by 'Movie Addict ~Idiot Killer~' on '2006-12-15 09:34:39') (repost of original by '

I Did This All Just For You!!!
Thats right!!! I have made a contest website to were you can add pics and vids as well as be able to rate and comment other users!!! How do you enter? You go to the link bellow!!!! Register, add your pics and vids!!! Contest is monthly!!! KLUB HOUSE CONTEST Ok.... Thats not all I did for you!!! I have also created a site for you to post your fetish porn of yourself and or lovers!!! Same as the contest site but this is not a contest!!! You can use this to meet your person that your find interesting and see were it goes!!! See what get you the big ratings and if yours is real good, it will show up under the most rated!!! How do you get involved? Simple, same as the contest but differnt link!!!! Dont forget to register and add your pics and vids!!! This is new so make yourself one of the first few to get involved!!! http://KLUB HOUSE LUST ROOM I also have blog site up and you are also welcome to go check it out!!! register and you can blog along with us!!! Use the link bellow!

My Cherry
talk about one proud country boy here...check out the platinum cherry my dear friend MetteKenzo got me...one luvly lady...need to check her and her pics out...luvly country shots....CHECK HER OUT PPL....and once again what about them Cowboys...

Fill This In
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

This Weekend
well, saturday was cool. got to spend a good portion of the day with Harold's twins. Took them to get their portoraits done, they turned out AMAZING! speaking of, anyone know how to make .bmp files copied into .jpeg or such so i can post 'em here? any help would be much appreciated! back to what i was saying. . . .the kids were adorable. and thankfully well behaved. i know it made harold so happy to spend the day with them. and that's a big part of it too. okay, i really don't have much to say, so i'll stop now untill i have more to say. untill next time, good moshpitting to all!

God!!!!!!!!!!!
ok im so bored,dont feel good, n im cold. every night thing..no one ever talks to me any more.. its getign kinda stupid..i mean i uunderstand most my friends r busy, in school n shit or the ones that do talk to me on here live miles n days away... it really sucks.. i mean IM BORED.. i feel like running away.. not cool but i mean wat else is there to do..studying for the last final,putting up the tree,n sleeping omg boring...my life sucks bit fucking time.. n its like no one cares... idk wat to do any more..im tired of guys talking to me for the first fw days n then stop talking to me..am i like not good enough to talk to u.. or wat..i would like to know..but ohh well gues it dont really matter anyways...

Today Is My Day
Category: Life Well today is my birthday. I am a whole 25 years old. Yay! Another year has come and gone. I can actually say, minus a few things, I have had a wonderful year. I made my goal to finish another smester of school. I found what career feild I want to go into and I plan on continuing my education in that field. All in all I am proud of myself for the accomplishments I have made this past year. I have made several new friends and made some old bonds stronger. A Good friend past away October tenth, my sweet bubby Frankie even though I still miss him I know he is a better place and he brought emense joy to my life this year and for the past 4 years of it. My friend Tracy has helped me through some tough times and helped keep a smile on my face throu it all. Kudos to you love! John....what can there be said about John...well I think I can safely say I have come to know him like no other person has I believe. I am glad that I share a strong spiritual bond with him an

Flutter Girl
And drinking dust With eyes of rust Tonight my tears might stain your wings So flutter home 'Cause you're better off alone than with me So hide your face And tie your lace And butterflies across your cheek Forget how soon You'll become a fool for words when I speak Flutter girl You don't want to know what I've lived You don't want to take what I give And I give nothing for free You don't want to know what I've lived You don't want to take what I give And I give nothing for free My hands are rough My fingers cold Your heart's so young and so naive To ever feel For a moment that I might let you believe... I'll melt your smile I'll tear your wings I'll color everything you see So flutter home 'Cause you're better off alone than with me Flutter girl You don't want to know what I've lived You don't want to take what I give 'Cause I give nothing for free And you don't want to know what I've lived You don't want to take what I give 'Cause I give nothing for fr

How Powerful Are You?
Your Power Level is: 76% You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within. Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals. How Powerful Are You?

What Sign Is Your True Love?
Your True Love Is a Cancer Why you'll love a Cancer: Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt. Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up! Why a Cancer will love you: You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs. A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you. What Sign Is Your True Love?

~showstoppin Radio~
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How Much Envy Do You Have?
Your Envy Quotient: 37% You are an occasionally envious person, but jealousy doesn't usually get the better of you. You're wise enough to know that envy feels horrible - and does nothing to improve your life. A little jealousy is normal: so go ahead and let yourself feel it. But don't let it bum you out! How Much Envy Do You Have?

Bah Humbug
I spent three whole hours trapped in my room today wrapping christmas gifts. They started off so neatly and carefully done then about half way through I lost the will to live and the rest are kind of thrown together. I then found places to conceal them all until 'Santa comes' only to have a delivery guy knock on the door with a shitload more to find hidey places for..... I SUBMIT.. pass me the bourbon someone!

To All My Friends
well i want to thanks all my friends that are coming to my site and rating and commenting on my pics . i will have new ones soon. the people that come by everyday are very special people to me and i am trying to get my way down my list of friends to wish them a good christmas and happy new year so bare with me and i will get to u asap. well i am going now but i will be back.

The Golden Screw
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden sc

Reduction
Dehumanize me, make me forget anything that makes me real, destroy me render me surreal. Make me an icon, an oracle collection of what you think is real. Find me in ouija boards and tarot cards, unmake me, and make me your own. Find me anywhere, crossroads or bartops, make me myth, it is where I belong.

Hi!
im new here and so far i dig the site.im a colorado kid so of course im into all the snow sports but im also into motorcycles and the beach.i have a kawasaki 1100 that used to be my brothers but hes gone nowand it became mine.im looking for a sportster but the cow will stay 4-ever.my bro gave his life in a roadside ambush ,so its very sentimental.like my bud renegadelvr,he was a marine.anyway,lets leave that alone,im here to have fun.hey,dont confuse my handle with sex ya all.it was something my bud and bro had as a joke.they were going to get me a soft tail motorcycle so please no comments on the name.hope ya all write,i could use the company!

Another Long Day!
Off I go to another long day! Not as long as yesterday, but long, just the same! I did make it to my Belly Dancing class Holiday gathering - late, but I made it! I got to watch videos of famous dancers. They are so good at what they do! I'm very interested in Cassandra in Minneapolis. She's quite famous and is in her late 50's. There's hope for me yet!! Have a great day, everyone! Love and hugs go out to all of you! Blessings to all, as well!

Loved Ones Missed And Honored
This video is about a little girl who misses her Daddy as a result of her Daddy going to Heaven after 911..... Free Video Hosting however, it is also about honoring those loved ones we all miss - especially, as the holidays are here. May God wrap his ever loving arms around everyone missing a loved one and bring them peace and tears of joy as we share the holidays with the loved ones still around us. May you all have a very Merry Christmas!! :D

My Cool Web Group List
Outdoors - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Great_Lakes_Deer_Hunters_and_Outdoors/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/womenbowhuntersfoundation/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/womenshuntingclub/ 4 Fun - http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/Frozen_Females/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sisters_and_Stars/ (^ Some adult content) http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/Quiet_Butterfly/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Simplicity_Spirit/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Whisper_Something/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pirate_Girls/ http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/Gothical_Gurls/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OU812/ http://groups.msn.com/FitnessChicks http://groups.myspace.com/

Flips And Asskickerey
Every year, a few of us get together and practice our aerobatics and martial art skills. This videos was only the beginning of many to come. Have look, you'll love it. Thanks to the guys at TeamRyouKo.

Time For Me
My heart is heavy I long for something new all my pain and suffering is because of you i dont know if this is your intention but the pain its still the same i need to be free and for once in my life simply be me me i cant hardly remember who that is ive been under your spell for so long tonight you wont find me cause there comes a time when even the most giving person has to draw the line lol i used to be such a whiny lil girl

Roast Goose With Baked Apples
Ingredients: 8 firm medium apples, cored 1 cup mashed cooked sweet potatoes 1/4 cup packed brown sugar 2 tablespoons melted butter 1/4 teaspoon salt Dash of pepper 1 whole wild goose, 6 to 8 pounds Seasoned salt Salt and pepper 1 carrot, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 stalk celery, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 medium onion, cut into 8 pieces Apple brandy Directions: Remove a thin strip of peel from the top of each apple. In medium mixing bowl, combine remaining apple ingredients and mix well. Stuff apples with sweet potato mixture, mounding on top. Place in shallow baking dish. Set apples aside. Heat oven to 325 F. Pat goose dry with paper towels. Sprinkle cavity lightly with seasoned salt, salt and pepper. Place carrot, celery, and onion in cavity. Tie drumsticks across cavity. Tuck wing tips behind back. Place, breast side up, on rack in roasting pan. Sprinkle outside of goose with seasoned salt, salt and pepper. Roast, basting frequently with pan juices and sprinkling oc

One Of My Poems....
Close to the Holiday Terri Ann Bostian 4/28/71 - 7/18/02 The tears are coming back again Close to the Holiday The one that we would buy our kids the toys. So they could play. Most people call it Christmas A time to love and give But you're no longer with me Your body wouldn't live It gave out from the sickness That you had within your parts Your liver and your kidneys died Along with your warm heart The heart I fell in love with So many years ago Is no longer beside me Again I feel alone I miss you most of all around this Holiday The smile that was upon your face when watching the kids play The gifts we gave each other Showed love for you and me And though you're gone I love you still my heart's in misery I miss you Princess everyday There's depression in my head I never will forget the words We said each night at bed. Author's note: Terri and I had a routine at bed time each night before we sleep. It went exactly like this. I'd say: "

Letter #5
Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch. Santa

The American Creed
I believe in the United States of America as a Government of the People, by the People, for the People; whose just powers are derived from the consent of the governed; A democracy in a republic, a sovereign Nation of many Sovereign States; a perfect Union, one and inseparable; established upon those principles of Freedom, Equality, Justice, and Humanity for which American Patriots sacrificed their Lives and Fortunes. I therefore believe it is my duty to my country to Love it; to Support its Constitution; to obey its laws; to Respect its Flag; and to defend it against all enemies.

Should I Or Should I Not ?
OK PEOPLE A BIT OF HISTORY HERE THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG AND I DONT KNOW HOW IT WILL GO DOWN BUT HEY HERE GOES . IF ANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN MY PROFILE U WILL KNOW THAT I HAVE A MOST HEAVENLY BODY ALBUM WELL AFTER SEEING SOME PROFILES AND SOME TASTETFULLY DONE NUDE PICS IN HERE I WAS THINKIN MAYBE I SHOULD DO A NUDE VERSION OF IT AND WHEN I SAY NUDE I AM NOT TALKIN PLAYBOY TYPE PICS IM TALKIN SUBTLE NUDE SO GET BACK TO ME AND TELL ME WHAT YA ALL THINK . BTW IF THIS IDEA OFFENDS ANY OF THE LADIES IN LC I APOLOGISE THAT IS NOT MY INTENTION

To Heck With Aloha, Get Outta My Way
I'm sitting here in the left lane traffic stuck behide a car silly enough to be going below the speed limit during this holiday frickin' season. The car has a bumper sticker that says "Live Aloha," and right now, I hate that phrase. I hate it mainly because I hate the guy driving that car it's stuck on. He refuses to yield to the growing line of cars behide him. It just goes to show you how hollow bumper sticker philosophy is. I think if you insist on putting a bumper sticker on your car, you are honor-bound to live by whatever slogan is on it. And right now, old "Live Aloha" here is not showing any aloha to anyone, like getting his butt out of our way. So, with nothing better to do but study this car's bumper for the rest of the trip into town, it occurs to me that whoever thought up "Live Aloha" for a bumper sticker sure didn't put much thought into it. It's too vague, to begin with. And it sounds like a command. My first reaction when I see an order like "Like Aloha" is "Make Me.

Garden Of Eden
Memories of you have stained me forever To let you go would kill me To make you stay is certain death Total confusion of the body, soul, and mind. Your eyes hold contempt As you speak words of love so sweetly Trying to tempt me to take some fruit The garden has died at my feet Yet you lead me to our tree Where it all began The stars cannot foresee what the future holds I wonder what your motive is as you kiss me The smell of flowers fill my senses As you take all of me in The garden appears to bloom again Full of life You turn from me, breaking our kiss I try to catch you, but you run from me laughing I look around to see nothing but myself Alone in the night Standing in the moonlight Surrounded by the death of my sanity

R. I.p. Marc I Miss U Already
NOT THAT LONG AGO I MET A GUY WHOS IN A COOL BAND. WE BECAME CLOSE FRIENDS...HE MADE ME LAUGH LIKE CRAZY. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT THIS MONTH HAS NOT BEEN A KIND MONTH FOR SOME. THE BAND MURDERFACE1 HAD LOST A VERY IMPORTANT MEMBER OF THIR FAMILY AND I HAD LOST A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND. I HAD LEARNED THIS FROM ONE OF HIS CLOSE FRIENDS THAT MARC WAS KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER. GO FIGURE THE OTHER PERSON IS STILL ALIVE. IS THERE NO JUSTICE FOR SOME ANYMORE. TO ALL THAT HAS LOVED AND LOST THIS MONTH..MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU AS THE ANGEL FROM ABOVE WATCH OVER THEM THIS ANGEL DOWN HERE IS WATCHIN THEM TOO. LOVE YOU HUNNIE N MISS U REAL BAD!!!

How Hot I Am
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Hot Are You? MY RESULT:Scorching Hot 101 degrees and no relief in sight. (No relief from your sexiness, we mean.) You’re definitely hot. Plus, you love to have fun, and you’re way open to weird, exciting new experiences. And, you don’t get too carried away with yourself – as celestially hot as you are, you’re still pretty down to earth. Anyone would be lucky to know you, let alone get close enough feel some of that heat. Take This Quiz!

Extreme Cool
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Flirt Style? MY RESULT:Extreme Cool You play it so cool, your crushes don’t even know you’re crushing on them – but somehow, they can’t get you off their minds. The more common name for this flirt technique is “playing hard to get.” (Forgive us for going for the more obscure but devastatingly cooler name of “extreme cool”). It’s an age-old technique that works pretty great and keeps your vulnerability levels nice and low. Just be sure that you make your move at some point. Getting your crush to think you’re cool is only half the battle. The other half is getting them to date you. Take This Quiz!

Santa's Pickup Lines
Santa's Pickup Lines 10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you! 7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister! 5. Some of my best toys run on batteries... 4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it. 3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you? 2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list! 1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

~~ Contest 1 1/2 Hours Left Prizes Awarded Are.....~~
~~ Best Kid With A Pet ~~ Prizes as follows: First Place Winner will get a Bike, Eggnog, Dozen Roses Second Place Winner will get Rolex, Eggnog, Dozen Roses Third Place Winner will get Earrings, Eggnog. Dozen Roses Fourth Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses Fifth Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses Sixth Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses Seventh Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses Love ~ Maria ~

Can Anyone Vote For Kiffy ????
I Know....Seems I have been asking alot of my friends lately. Alot of it is that I have been meeting some really sweet and cool people that I thought you would like to meet. I am trying to make my way to paying dues owed. Slowly getting there. If you haven't recieved anything from me lately....you will. Just been busy and have alot of SHIT going on. I really do want to thank you all for being there. I do have a favor to ask but I wanted to get that out of the way first. Was just gonna ask that if you have time or get bored would you stop by and give Kiffy some Luv. A few votes , alot of votes, I'm sure she would be very thankful. Cutest child/baby contest!! 12pm EST it begins! The rules in the contest are... unlimited votes, most votes win. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=279312&albumid=155252&i=1164968156

24 Dec 06 - Sunday
24 Dec 06 - Sunday 1809 Kit Carson 1905 Howard Hughes 1922 Ava Gardner 1940 Jorma Kaukonen - Jefferson Airplane 1945 Lemmy - Motorhead 1943 FDR appoints General Eisenhower supreme commander of Allied forces 1964 Shooting begins on "The Cage", the pilot for Star Trek 1970 Walt Disney's "The Aristocats" is released 1991 Mikhail Gorbachev resigns as head of the Soviet Union 1997 1st time a Channukah candle is officially lit in Vatican City Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. Richard Lamm

Pirates Are Better!
Piracy is robbery committed at sea, or sometimes on the shore, by an agent without a commission from a sovereign nation. Seaborne piracy against transport vessels remains a significant issue (with estimated worldwide losses of US$13 to $16 billion per year), particularly in the waters between the Pacific and Indian Oceans, off the Somali coast, and in the Strait of Malacca and Singapore, which are used by over 50,000 commercial ships a year. A recent[citation needed] surge in piracy off the Somali coast spurred a multi-national effort led by the United States to patrol the waters near the Horn of Africa to combat piracy. While boats off the coasts of South America and the Mediterranean Sea are still assailed by pirates, the advent of the United States Coast Guard has nearly eradicated piracy in U.S. waters and the Caribbean Sea. The Jolly Roger is a traditional flag of European and American pirates. Ancient Piracy The earliest documented incidence of piracy are the exploits of the

Aww This So Adorable
BOY: I love her more than the air I breath GIRL: well im always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL: What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her. BOY: I don't know. She won't ever like me. GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. BOY: I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL: Then tell her. BOY: She won't like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: what do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY: Oh... she won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did.

Just A Thought
Let me say this now, no matter how small one feels in the overall scope of life. You matter, you make a difference. There is a space made for you to fill, until that void has been properly filled you are important. Small role, large role, who is to say! More or less we teach each other daily and should learn *something* daily no matter how small it may seem. You matter, someone cares, somone needs you, somewhere you made a difference to someone.

Uncalled For Language To A Cherry Member
I am not angry at what they are saying I am angry at their choice of words to convey their point!! You dont need to insult people to get your point across!!! YOU Cherry Tap base it upon us using you as a means of commmunication if I am not mistaken? And if I choose I can go back, I DONOT NEED YOU !!! TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO!!! Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you ride the short-bus and don't understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks!

Wanted To Be The First To Say.....
Hosted By SparkleTags.com I LOVE ALL OF MY CHERRY FRIENDS...MAY THE NEW YEAR BRING YOU ALL YOU DREAMED OF AND PRAYED FOR....MY LOVE TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY....xoxoxoTAMMYxoxoxo

Fakers
one thing that bothers me is all the fakers. are you so ashamed of yourself that you cant be true to yourself. why pretend to be something you are not. are you scared of the rel world so you invent your own.i am glad i am me and thats all i want to be. ijm not going to change who i am if you dont like me. im not going to try to be something i am not. i am a man with the temperment of a tiger. hence my nick name is tiger. so either you like me or you dont. if you dont its your loss those that do like me have a friend they can trust beyond death someone they can confide in and smeone they can talk to about anything. but you will also have a friend tht will be brutally honest with yo. i wont say you are right if you are wrong or messing up. i shoot strqaight from the hip. unfortunately mosty people in this world cant handle that so they hide behind fake identities.

Relationship
Where's the fun in love if you don't let yourself make a few mistakes? If you don't make mistakes, you'll never learn. And if you don't learn, you'll never figure out what it is you really need from a relationship.

Trying To Process And Purge
Trying to Process and Purge You put your hands on me And in that moment A small death occurred Only it wasn’t so small How old could I have been – Five, six, seven, eight? Too young to learn too much About touch, and how the laying of hands On skin, can corrupt, destruct, pervert, penetrate Years later I scarred myself externally To erase the internal scars To express the inner gash To protest the destruction of innocence Years later, it happened again Two men forcefully opened me Stole the gift that was supposed to be Mine to give Even then, sixteen I was still a child I never deserved any of this It’s not my fault Today, I am twenty-four, nearing twenty-five And yet I’m still a child Stunted, paralyzed By so many intrusive hands I never wanted on my Flesh. I process and process Try to deal Make tiny steps forward My progress is not minimal I no longer create my own scars But I’ve hid in bottles and powders and pills I’ve lashed out at Ev

A I Got Few Things To Say...hope You All Do Not ....
OK PLEASE DO NOT THROW A FIT IF I RATE A PIC IT MIGHT NOT BE A 10 BUT THATS NOT ME RATING YOU AS A HUMAN BEING FOR FRIGGING SAKES....GET OVER IT...IT JUST MIGHT NOT HAVE STRUCK MY FANCY...JUST LIKE I KNOW IM NOT A 10 IN SOME OF YOU PEOPLES EYES BUT HEY THATS YOUR OPINION AND IM ENTITLED TO MY OPINION...SO PLEASE IF I TOOK THE TIME TO RATE YOU PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT PERSONAL IT IS MAYBE NOT MY THING OR IM NOT INTO THAT TYPE OF IMAGE AND THATS IT...I LOVE YOU ALL HERE ON THE TAP YOU HAVE MADE ME FEEL AWESOME ABOUT MYSELF AGAIN...REMEMBER DO NOT JUDGE ME FOR A RATING I PUT ON A PIC I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU PICTURE WAS NOT MY CUP OF TEA SO TO SPEAK....OK?....MUCH LOVE AND PEACE.....TAMMY

Desire (old One)
He sits across the room in his plush over stuffed chair. A cigarette in his mouth. Watching her through the haze of smoke, as she sits on pillows by the fireplace. He smiles as she runs her fingers through her long wavy hair. Her face glows from the light of the dancing flames in the fireplace. His eyes shine as she throws her head back, her chest thrusting forth as the firelight catches her silhouette under her sheer blue-green silks. The outline of her hard nipples down to the underline of her breast. As she breathes in and out he shifts in his chair watching her. Never taking his eyes off her, he reaches over and puts his cigarette out. Standing, he bends and runs his hands down his legs pushing his jeans down his boots, his eyes keeping her in his sight. She raises from her heels, her hips thrusting forward, thighs spreading wide as she runs her hands down her body, over her breast, tummy, down to her parted thighs, as she runs her fingers slowly up her thighs raising her silks

Q-tips
Q-TIPS WHO EVER INVENTED Q-TIPS GETS ALL MY PROPS MMMM THEY MAKE ME GO INTO ANOTHER WORLD WHEN I'M CLEANING MY EARS I NEVER THOUGHT THAT CLEANING UR EARS COULD BE SO MUCH FUN I KNOW THIS SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD BUT IF U KNOW ME THEN IT'S NOT I HAVE TO USE THEM AT LEAST 2-3 TIMES A DAY SOMETIMES I THINK ITS BETTER THEN SEX I KNOW WHEN I'M HAVING A BAD DAY I KNOW I CAN COME HOME AND GET SOME Q-TPIS AND BE AT PEACE FOR A FEW MINUTES YEAH WELL I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH EVERONE ALL I GOTTA SAY IS I LOVE Q-TIPS SO DON'T BE A HATER GO BUY SOME AND YOU WILL SEE. SARAH'S NOTES

Child Description Of A Visit To Grandparents House
Childs Description Of A Visit To Grandparents House: We spent Christmas with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick home up here, but grandpa go retired and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retired people. They ride on big tree wheeler tricycles and they all wear nametags, because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building call a wrecked hall, but if it was wrecked, they got it fixed because it looks good now. They play games and do exercises there but they don't do them very good. There is a swimming pool at the wrecked hall. They go into it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they forgot how to swim when they got retarded. As you drive into their neighborhood, there is a little dollhouse with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. When they sneak out, they go to the beach and pick up shells they think are dollars. My grandma use to bake cookies an

Show Da Luv...3 Kick Ass Cherries
WE DO RETURN THE LUV !! HOTTEST CHERRY 2006 ..ENDS JAN 2 9AM PST THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER ..BEST MORPH..ENDS JANUARY 3,2007 BEN DOVER..SEXIEST MALE ON CT..ENDS DECEMBER 31,2006

My Seraphim Song
He holds me, immortalized He worships me, deified I wish he understood how I do the same how a love I never knew inhabits me when I speak his name. He never leaves, obsession when I'm sad, depression He knows me in truth sadistic; insane and surrenders me his love in vow and verse to never change. Together, bliss is formed Forever, hell hath no ground Our love brings tears to Satan's eyes and Angels sing of psalms neglected from texts of Bab'lon or mortal conspiring. vV""VIC""Vv

Monkeys And Evolution
Just a snippet from a mumm about the whole us being descended from monkeys trope. I hate to toot my own horn but I thought this was kind of funny. "They are our very, very, very,very distant special needs group short bus cousins." ---------- End World 3 and 4 (it was envisioned as a 4 parter) the next day or so latest.

The L Word Or Is It.
Is there L out here can it be real? I do not really know. Having met someone thru this site, I have began to wonder maybe there is. I wake in the morning with her on my mind she haunts my thoughts thru the day she is the last thought that goes thru my mind before I sleep. I look at her picture and it takes my breath away, I look forward to my dailey msg from her. The anticipation the longing I feel to get to know her to talk to spend time, Not just here but in the real world. She knows me but here but does not know I am alive,not knowing the thoughts I think The way I feel and the depths that could be reached she knows nothing about. And alas I cannot tell her, we are worlds apart in every way. It feels like sadness but at the same time I am filled with gladness. I do not know what to do.

End World 3
Something different on the wall ahead, unthinking I ran, anything, any change under sun, sea and sand. The beach widened, I hugged the wall, never liking the still water anyway, a blemish, in unbroken onyx. I arrived. Curious, A grey stone gateway. Stone as featureless as the black barricade around it. Topped with a simple arch. The stone was as cold as elsewhere, if I thought I had a pulse, I might have felt it in my hand. Then I noticed, crowning it all, inlay glowering down, a spider inky as the wall. It bracketed the arch, I looked up and it's red eyes opened, and looked down on me.

Nice Guy
WORDS OF A NICE GUY WORDS OF A NICE GUY 1. Be honest, don't make yourself out to be somebody you are not. 2. Be yourself , don't hide from the real you. 3. Be there for her. listen to what she is sayin. 4. Do what you can to comfort her. Don't hear her listen and comfort. 5. Treat her with respect. Don't push issues that are complicating. 6. Take time to smell the roses. Take time to get to know one another. Only then will you know if a relationship would work. 7. Talk to he. Don't be afraid to talk about anything. Relationships are based on communication. 8. Take her breath away. When the time is right and you will know when that is. be romantic and open. 9. Don't forget important dates to her. Be resposible for yourself and your relationship. 10. If she needs you for any reason be there as soon as you can. 11. Do not take her for granted. She is a person treat her as you want to be treated...but better. 12. If she ask or deserves it give he

Snow Time
I'm flying back to Denver tonight, so I'm gonna go from sunny FL to blizzardy (yes, it's a made up word) CO. I will miss the warmth. Also, I dunno if my roommate fixed our internet yet, so it could be awhile 'till I'm back, but I'll work something out. Have a great New Year everyone! -Adrienne

Darwin Awards
NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. NOMINEE No.2 [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what. police described as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Bums hung underneath so that he could asthe source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft." NOMINEE No.3 [Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C., when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson. 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear. NOMINEE No.4 [UIPI, Toronto] Police said a lawyer demonstrating

Stalkers - Scares Me!
EVERYTIME I see one of those bulletins I am scared it is going to be my face posted in the message!! :) Trust me, most of you ladies are “normal” butt a few of ya are totally whacked out…. I can send a friendly hello to most of ya and I normally will get a sweet response… Some of ya I get nothing back and I just know you are out there saying… STALKER! STALKER!! No, just a cool cat saying hi and hoping to get to know ya better so we can have sex later… :) See Tex, I can be honest too!! :)

Heaven Remembered
how can one say he met an angel how can he said he was in heaven an still alive how can he say his touch awaken that angels spirit kissing her sweet lips an remembering every second how does he try an stay sane knowing what he had in his hands meant so much how can he let her go from him after all they shared how does he sit here remembering all they went through as a tear falls down his face he remembers

Lovers Dance
Lover's Dance Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles th

Every Night
Every Night ...I can't wait to attack I want to drag my nails down your back... ...I can't wait to feel you near It's your moan I long to hear... I want to run my hair along your naked chest... ...Kiss your lips, make you my nest I want to feel you beside me... ...Love me, Remind me I want to feel your lips... ...On my neck and on my hips I can feel you behind me... ...To my left, then to my right I want to hold and caress you each and every night....

Full Moon Names For 2007
***Taken from Yahoo News :) Just thought it'd be interesting to share*** Jan. 3, 8:57 a.m. EST - The Full Wolf Moon. Amid the zero cold and deep snows of midwinter, the wolf packs howled hungrily outside Indian villages. It was also known as the Old Moon or the "Moon After Yule." In some tribes this was the Full Snow Moon; most applied that name to the next Moon. Feb. 2, 12:45 a.m. EST - The Full Snow Moon. Usually the heaviest snows fall in this month. Hunting becomes very difficult, and hence to some tribes this was the Full Hunger Moon. March 3, 6:17 p.m. EST - The Full Worm Moon. In this month the ground softens and the earthworm casts reappear, inviting the return of the robins. The more northern tribes knew this as the Full Crow Moon, when the cawing of crows signals the end of winter, or the Full Crust Moon because the snow cover becomes crusted from thawing by day and freezing at night. The Full Sap Moon, marking the time of tapping maple trees, is another

Fantasy
Fantasy All my life I had built up a fantasy of the perfect man. Countless romance stories and fables helped make that fantasy a reality in my mind. Searching for that fantasy lead to many disappointments. Reality made it clear that there was no such man. And as the years went by, the fantasy started to fade away - until I met you. I had almost given up on the fantasy until my fantasy became reality, that reality became you.

She Bop...lyrics
She Bop Lyrics by Cindy Lauper [ Download Free Lyrics Software featuring Cindy Lauper ] [ Send to a friend ] We-hell-I see them every night in tight blue jeans-- In the pages of a blue boy magazine Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation I'm picking up--good vibration-- Oop--she bop-- Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine They say I better stop--or I'll go blind Oop--she bop--she bop She bop--he bop--a--we bop I bop--you bop--a--they bop Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop, I hope He will understand She bop--he bop--a--we bop I bop--you bop--a--they bop Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop, Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bop (whistle along here)... Hey, hey--they say I better get a chaperone Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone No, I won't worry, and I won't fret-- Ain't no law against it yet-- Oop--she bop--she bop-- She bop--he bop--we bop...

How Open Minded?
You Are 80% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

This Is How I Like My Coochie Licked
subject: THIS IS HOW I LIKE MY PUSSY LICKED date: 2007-01-02 13:51:18 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS we're on top...and we're on top why? Duh so we can stimulate our clit...by doin' our lil "snake charm" grindin' grabbin onto the males pelvic bones...which we all know does nothing for the guys...so the point is...EAT OUR PUSSY FIRST...make us cum a few times...numb us up then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end however you like. Now once you're in between our legs...don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a Thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin time. We all know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like that way. Lick our inner thighs, kiss them...kiss around our pussy lips...kiss the lips etc. finally once you've got your tongue on our clit...this is what to do...(you can use your hands to spread our lips apart if you want...it's all about preference...but for f

Kicked The Bucket
I walk alone down this road Looking out for your ghost As the world around me crashes down Without you by my side You kicked the bucket without me knowing Nobody even told me I didn’t even get to see you one last time I crumble I stumble Under this pressure above me I’m seething I’m bleeding I just want this pain to go away Now I sit here all alone In that same old chair As my life shatters to pieces And I walk out that door Now I appear on a bridge I’m falling I’m crawling As I take this pain with me I’m crying I’m dying This pressure stays with me I took the jump As I fell through the air Nothing could stop me I took the plunge And now I’m with you Yes I kicked the bucket too

Haha Guess What?
I have talked to several people on here. AND guess what I'm not deleting CT. Most of them know me way to well or knows a little bit of me. They told me not to delete CT cause then it just proves that people want their ways and its not going to happen. Holly, Eric, and Jake you all are ingored on yahoo messenger and on here. I dont want anything to do with anyone of yous. You all have cut down my friends and I. We all stick together an will never stop sticking together! I am happy the way my life is going an no one is going to ruin it. So please don't ever bother us again that means try talking to us or harrassing us! Thank you very much an have a wounderful life an please go harrass other people! LOVE YA ALL..... ANNA

Tim Horton's And The Newfie
A Newfie goes into a Tim Horton's in Gander and notices there's a " Roll Up The Rim To Win" Contest going on. So, he rolls it up and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The girl at the countersays,"That's impossible. The biggest prize is a car." But the person keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a Motor home!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!" The person says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And they hand the cup to the manager and he reads.......... YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! ... I PROMISE "W I N A B A G E L"

Dear Abby......
Dear Abby, I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and a great education. When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & amp; Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us, she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead, she

Stitches And Heartbreak
Torn tattered abused I sit here looking out into the nothingness Cold dark lonely He left like they all have Broken hurt bleeding The physical pain is easier to deal with Alone crying dreaming The small hope that lingers in my heart Acceptance rationality apathy At least I can pretend that I don't care anymore Routine drama numbness If I keep pushing I'll forget all about the pain Reclusive tired unexpected I stayed in hiding then by chance I found someone Smile giggle peace My heart is calm as the pain left because of you Caution excitement happiness

I Just Want To Thank You All...
I LOVE THIS SITE...YOU ALL ARE AMAZING BUNCH OF COCONUTS...HEEHEE I LOVE IT....THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS AND ESPECIALY MY QUEEN PACKRAT, JORDYSMOMMY, AND THE FOLKS ON THE RADIO STATION & CHERRY ANGEL FOR YOU ALL BEING SO SWEET TO ME BECAUSE IM NUMB SOMETIMES AND NOT SURE OF WHAT TO DO....I LOVE YOUR PAGES MY PEOPLES:p......The Best Comments @ COMMENTRELOAD.com

Which Food Will Compliment My Sex Life???
Strawberries! You are incredibly seductive and can tempt any hottie. Try using strawberries, and other sweet fruits as part of your seduction. Throw in a blindfold for extra pleasure. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Food For Thought (kinda Long Sorry)
From: Add me if you want to help legalize.... Date: Jan 3 2007 2:36 PM 7 ways to make your neighborhood safer America's crime rate has risen almost continually for the past 35 years. Very little of the great plans to reverse the trend -- whether mandatory sentences or more cops on the beat -- has helped to relieve the worst crime wave in the nation's history. And recent drops in crime rates still leave us far less safe than we were 35 years ago. Is the situation hopeless? No. America could be much safer -- quickly and dramatically safer. Cutting crime Here are seven ways to bring peace and security to your neighborhood: End the war on drugs -- to release from prison the marijuana smokers and other non-violent drug offenders serving 15-year and 50-year sentences. They fill up the prisons -- allowing the murderers, rapists, and other violent criminals to go free on early release or plea-bargains, free to terrorize your neighborhood. End the war on drugs -- to fre

Viagra
first of all let me tell you this~~i heard this joke when i was in grade school~~~im 38 yrs.old now. One morning before work a woman told her husband she was in need of some sex that night,and if he couldnt perform she would get a divorce..So on his lunch break,The husband went to the Dr.'s and told him of his problem..the Dr. said he may have just the thing and that he'll be right back...So he waited and hoping to make love to his wife tonight..the Dr. returned and in hand had a little blue pill..he said take this and ill show you how it works..So he did and the Dr. said "beep" well that put a raise in his pants!!! then the Dr. said "beep beep" and raise was gone!!he said "you may have just saved my marriage"the Dr. then said "Theres one thing you must know....you only have 3 chances with this pill,and weve used one already...." He then went home he was to excited to go back to work..on his way he was stopped by a light and was day dreaming..the light changed and the car behi

How Well Do Ya Know Me??
yes i got bored!! lol My name: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you consider me a friend/good friend: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): What is a memory we have once had: Have you ever hugged me: Do you miss me: Do you think i miss you: What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: What's your favorite memory of me: Who do I like right now:

Holding Your Hand
The warmth of your hand in mine will be a long time's wait to feel again. Expectation of the unexpected My heart ached to say "bye" As i knew it would be a long time before I see you again. Your friendship i cherish deeply. Seeing the starting of packing up bags on the floor. It was harder than i thought it would be. I told myself I wasn't going to feel this way But somehow you wormed your way into my heart. You hold a place no one will replace. You hold a memory no one can ever take. When i think of you I smile. To be there for your hardships The good, then bad, then ugly. To sit with you that night on the doorstep talking. For you to be there for me thru the holidays Thru the days you know i dread Thru the memories of my surgery two years ago. Some things worked out and some didn't, that's ok. Why i feel this way i dont know. Nor do I wish to explain. You touched my heart like no other. For all you did i thank you. When i needed you, you held m

Same Sex Marragie
People that are againts same sex marragie I think it more about hate and short sightness but If You Think About it all Marrage are same sex cause If you think of it if you don't t cheat and in good relationship your have sex with the same person.

Love
Time and Distance by Margaret Marr When you're so far away and the night is silent I hear you in the trees as the wind whispering in my ear When we are miles apart and I hunger for your caress I feel you in the sunshine as the heat kissing my skin When space separates us and my eyes long to look at you I behold you in the moonlight as beams dancing among the stars When time carries you away from me and I yearn to make love to you I cuddle you in my mind as I keep you close to my heart

February 22 Events In History
February 22 Events in History February 22, 1998 "King and I," closes at Neil Simon Theater New York City after 781 performances February 22, 1998 18th Winter Olympic games close at Nagano Japan February 22, 1997 Annika Sorenstam wins LPGA Cup Noodles Hawaiian Ladies Open February 22, 1996 "Bus Stop" opens at Circle in Sq Theater New York City for 29 performances February 22, 1996 Actress Halle Berry files for divorce from David Justice February 22, 1996 STS 75 (Columbia 19), launches into orbit February 22, 1995 Algiers police kill at least 99 prison rioters February 22, 1995 Steve Fossett completes 1st air balloon over Pacific Ocean (9600 km) February 22, 1994 "Les Miserables," opens at Chunichi Theatre, Nagoya February 22, 1993 Vinod Kambli scores 224 vs. England at Bombay, 411 balls, 23 fours February 22, 1992 "Park Your Car in Harvard Yard" closes at Music Box New York City February 22, 1992 Barry Diller resigns as CEO of Fox Fe

Life?
Grandfathers in the hospital. Friendships are falling apart. Cheers and happy new years. More and more often i want to just disappear. To many things that i had to hold on to are just slipping through my fingers one by one. Whats the point of going on? Seriously. You think your important. Your not. You think you are significant to others. Your not. Can everyone go about their daily routines whether your here or not. Yes they can. haha Seriously whats the point. Two constants in this world. Pain. Death. Every single person on this planet feels pain whether it be physical, mental, or the worst of them all emotional. And every single person in this world will one day die. You know i had a ray of hope and light. But just like all things in my life. Its gone. haha one of the two constants. Guess i know whats next...

Reality Check
LOOK YANNO WHAT LMAO....IF U CANT SEEM TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM TATTOOED AND IN MANY DIFFERENT PLACES FUKKIN DEAL WITH IT. IF SOME OF U IDIOTS WOULD TAKE THE TIME AND READ MY PROFILE AND SEE THAT THIS IS WHO I AM B4 TRYIN TO PUT ON A FAKE FRONT JUST TO GET WHAT U WANT....WELL GUESS WHAT GET OVER IT. I AM NOT HERE TO IMPRESS NO ONE AND THATS ON MY PROFILE. IF U CANNOT ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM OR WHATEVER U AINT WORTH MY FUKKIN TIME. MAYBE U NEED TO FACE UR ISSUES IN LIFE B4 FUKKIN JUDGIN ME FOR WHATEVER IT IS. IM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS NOT TO BE JUDGED .... TAKE A LOOK AT MY PROFILE..DO EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS " DONT JUDGE ME BASED ON UR IGNORANCE" ...TAKE SOME ADVISE B4 U JUMP DOWN MY SHIT. IM DAWNIE AND NOTHIN WILL CHANGE THAT UR LOSS NOT MINE.

Out
hey just so ppl know, i'm going out tonight and i prolly wont get back online so i miss you tons, leave me messages and funs tuff to reaD :P jk be online tomorrow (i hope) and i'll tell more about my jamaica trip, ttyl! ~ace~

Puppies And Ramblings
WEll I am worried that the runt may not make it...the poor little thing is so small (less than 3 ounces) and we are hand feeding at this point. Sometimes it really sucks to be an animal lover...its a dog for goodness sake-I should not be this worried or sad... At least the other pups are doing good. Should be interesting once they are up and moving around! Between the saga of yesterday and the goodbye party last night (that lasted until the early morning near dawn hours) I am so done...I cant wait until I can sleep all night...it would be nice to sleep tonight but a hand fed pup is as bad as a new born baby and I will be up and down tonight-again I say sometimes animal love sucks...lol. Yeah I know not really but damn it I'm tired and just a little grumpy at this point... Oh, wait...hehehe...I need my second wind! I forgot its girls night...okay I'm not grumpy anymore. since I'll just be up the street I can take care of the puppy and have a little more fun before I am com

The Next Episode Pt.ii: The Saturday Night Rant
Well the time has come ladies & gentlemen for another rant.. An inner battle from an idle mind on Saturday night.. A friend & I were talking a little bit today about the idea of marriage, and love. Promises, and sacrifice.. Then the topic changed to Adultery, Affairs, and the rising Divorce rate in the country.. And I've come to realize something... Allow me to enlighten... We, as a society, are considered (at least in my mind) "The Instant Gradification Generation". Due to on-line dating, myspace, along with a few other sites much like what youre on now... people chat online and browse through photos of people within their own area (In my minds eye.. I'm reminded of those carnival stands with the ducks in the pond that youre supposed to shoot with a water gun.. ) Anywho.. You see someone who you think is super hot.. Great smile, nice body, ass.. tits.. hair.. whatever.. After sharing a few emails and exchanging phone numbers the two of you go out and starting dating af

~~~magic Love~~~
Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! Magic Love by BlueWolf 1/6/07 © Love is like magic and it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery! Love works in ways that are wondrous and strange and there's nothing in life that love cannot change! Love can transform the most commonplace into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, for it sees with its heart and not with its mind! Love is the answer that everyone seeks... Love is the language, that every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery..............

To Be A Witch
To be a witch is to love and be loved. To be a witch is to know everything and nothing at all. To be a witch is to move amongst the stars while staying on earth. To be a witch is to change the world around you, and yourself. To be a witch is to share and give, while receiving all the while. To be a witch is to dance and sing, and hold hands with the universe. To be a witch is to honor the Gods and yourself. To be a witch is to be honorable, or nothing at all. To be a witch is to accept others who are not. To be a witch is to know what you feel is right and good. To be a witch is to harm none. To be a witch is to know the ways of old. To be a witch is to see beyond the barriers. To be a witch is to follow the moon. To be a witch is to be one with the Gods. To be a witch is to study and to learn. To be a witch is to be the teacher and the student. To be a witch is to acknowledge the truth. To be a witch is to live with the earth, no just on it. To be a witch is to be t

Walking On Broken Glass
ANNIE LENNOX "Walking On Broken Glass" You were the sweetest thing that I ever knew But I don't care for sugar honey if I can't have you Since you've abandoned me My whole life has crashed Won't you pick the pieces up 'cause it feels just like I'm walking on broken glass Walking on walking on broken glass The sun's still shining in the big blue sky But it don't mean nothing to me Oh let the rain come down Let the wind blow through me I'm living in an empty room With all the windows smashed And I've got so little left to lose That it feels just like I'm walking on broken glass Walking on walking on broken glass And if you're trying to cut me down You know that I might bleed Cause if you're trying to cut me down I know that you'll succeed And if you want to hurt me There's nothing left to fear Cause if you want to hurt me You're doing really well my dear Now everyone of us was made to suffer Everyone of us was made to weep But we've been hurting o

Erotic Thoughts-
HE WAS TALL,DARK IZE AND SEXY AS HELL...THE WAY HE SAID HE WANTED ME MADE ME DESIRE TO HAVE HIM...SO I DID IT ONE NIGHT.....I SLIPPED ON A LEATHER CORSET,NET STOCKINGS,AND VERY HIGH HEELS......I WENT OVER TO HIS APT WHERE HE WAS WAITING AND I DID AS I HAD DREAMED...I NEVER EVEN KNOCKED,..I WALKED IN,OVER TO THE BED WHERE HE WAS SITTING AND CUFFED HIM TO THE BED!,...I LOOKED AT HIM ,SMILED AND SAID URE MINE!,...RUNNING MY NAILS OVER HIM HE WAS GETTING SO TURNED ON.SO I PICKED UP MY KNIFE.HIS SKIN BROWN,I SCRAPPED IT ALONG,WATCHING HIM SQUIRM MADE ME WANT HIM MORE U SEE...I HAD 2 TASTE HIM,...SO I PUT MY MOUTH TO HIS NECK AND LICKED HIS TASTE,,,MMMMM' SO GOOD.....HIS HAIRLINE SO SEXY I FOLLOWED IT DOWNWARD.,.BITING N LICKING,..ALL HE COULD DO WAS SQUIRM...HE WAS MINE...I WANTED 2 SWALLOW HIM,..HES BIG AND I LUV IT!,...SUCKING HIM HE WOULDNT MOVE..THEN ALL AT ONCE I FELT HIM BEGIN 2 SHAKE....HE WAS WARM SHOOTING CUM 2 HIT THE BACK OF THROAT!,..O BABY YEZ'.......I UNCUFFED HIM AND HE FLIPP

Me.
Its not often that I record myself playing. I do a lot of rectials, but only with Violin, not on the piano. However this was done at my friends house... one of my friend kindly posted this for me back a while ago...so I thought that i would post it on here as well. Its a song that ive always sang to, listened to, played, improvised etc... Its a song which has a lot of meaning to it for me in life. One that always touches my heart from the day i found the song. Legend. I just thought it would be nice that i shared it with all of you. I hope you enjoy it. The song is called Over the Rainbow. Let me know what you think of it. Thanks.

Feelin Very Fuced Up!
I've been tryin 2 c my little girl 4 tha longest, she's not wit me, she's wit my ex, ex 's Mom & I've been fillin out paper work & doin wht's right ta get visit's but its not happenin so now I feel mad, sad, & hurt all at tha same time & its really fucin wit me I miss & LOVE her wit everything I got but its getin harder & harder ta c her & I dont want ta be a birthday or holiday daddy I want ta be n her life, I wont give up but its getin harder 4 me ta control my anger 2day I havent been myself n a very bad way I've been 2 myself all day not wantin 2 talk 2 any1 listenin ta music ta get sumkinda grip, so I thought I would turn 2 my friends, fans, & fams on tha Tap that care about me & VENT MY ASS OFF, thanks 4 listenin. Bedroom Gangsta!!

History Of Wicca 2
There are many of these figures still in existence today. The goddess is usually depicted as very much a fertility deity, with legs spread wide and with greatly enlarged genitalia. The god is shown as a horned head. Incidentally, these carvings of the old god should not be confused with gargoyles. The latter are the hideous faces and figures carved on the four corners of the church towers to frighten away bad spirits. In those early days, when Christianity was slowly growing in strength, the old religion—the Wiccans and other Pagans—was one of its rivals. It is only natural to want to get rid of a rival and the church did not stop by any means to do just that. It has frequently been said that the gods of an old religion become the devils of the new. This was certainly the case here. The God of the Old religion was a horned god. So, apparently, was the Christian’s Devil. Obviously then, reasoned the church, the Pagans were Devil worshipers! This type of reasoning is used by the church e

Faith,family And Morals
I decided to write this blog because currently I'm in a situation that apparently has irritated some members of my family and a few of my friends. As many of my friends here on CT know,I write erotic short stories and a few of them (with their permission) have been added as characters in some of the stories. I am now being attacked by family and friends for what I write,saying it's evil and immoral. I see it differently but do not want to make them mad. Even though I'm 26 and on my own,my family sees the need to still control my life. Welcome to the life of a guy who was raised in a strict Catholic Family. Alongside that,is the issue of religion. I hate being Christian! I have never felt totally called to it. I am more attracted to the Old Religion. Whether it's the call of my Celtic ancestors (I'm the son of a Scottish father,English mother..I was born in England as well.) Or it's just me needing to break away from tradition,I have no clue. I've looked into Wicca,Celtic Shamanism

A Passion Song
A PASSION SONG The sweetest sound ever heard The deep guttural moan of sensual pleasure As hands slide over burning flesh Eyes aglow with hungered need Even as the moans of orgasm cease An invitation is issued in silent plea come let us be one let us call to the moon and write to morning a song of love let the sounds of heavy breathing be harmonized by sexual groans let flesh glide upon flesh until morning tints the sky love flowing throughout the dark of night the song of bodies lost to one another hands playing strings to symphonic release rivers of love flowing deep on tongues of desire and thrusting heat come now and forever into my waiting arms let me feel your fire burning deep within me evermore evermore until the light of day let me breathe you into my soul

Try Not To Cry(repost!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,

It Hurts
is love supposed to hurt so much? are you supposed to forgive the one you love no matter what they've done? just forget about the hurt they've inflicted when they're down? or the hurt that they've allowed others to inflict on you? when you find the one that finaly speaks to your heart with their first word you think you'll indure anything, do anything to keep them in your life. but when truly pushed to your limit by them & by the ones they keep in their life, what are you to do? keeping them in your life hurts but removing them hurts even more. i'm tired of crying myself to sleep. i'm tired of the what if's. but i'm too old to play games or to deal with the drama games bring. is it too much to ask for to find someone that doesn't have too many issues?

Asvab!
well, i took the asvab's today. i left to go to the recruiter's office around 215. we left there to head to the test site around 4. we were running a little bit behind schedule. we made it to the test site at about 5. well, the test was suppose to start at 5. needless to say it didnt start till about 530. we didnt get done until about 8-815. i wasnt about to wait until midnight to get my results. i will get them tomorrow. i finally made it home at about 9-930. I have a massive headache and my ass hurts for sitting so damn long. I will let you guys know what i got tomorrow if you want to know. im off to bed. i thankfully dont have to wake up early tomorrow. Night everyone. And thanks for all the love! *~*Army Strong Jen*~*

Lil Info About Me
Name:Mike Age:21 Current Location:Front Royal, Va Eye/Hair Color:Brown yees/dirty blonde hair Height:6' Ethnicity: white Sexual Orientation:Straight Size of penis/breast: 6.5'' WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Age:18-35 Eye/Hair:Dark hair or blonde and green or blue eyes Height: 5'1''-6' Ethnicity:white Body Type:athletic or nice and thick;) What's your favorite part of a guys/gals body? chest, ass, eyes, smile EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear are you wearing? boxer briefs Have you ever given/received a lap dance? yup Ever watch a porno? yep Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didn't? yeah Are you into ass smacking? at times Are you a Virgin?nope When did you lose it? 17 How was your first time? it was alright If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? nah Are you an easy O or hard O? hard Ever meet someone off the Internet for sex? no How many dates does it take to get into your pants?depens on how we c

The Game.
Well I was hoping the Buckeyes would win against Florida but we didnt :( got to say, that Florida played a good game but Ohiostate didnt... I dont know if they all partied last night and had hangovers today or what! but I am still proud of them they played good all season...

~~ Best Tattoo On Ct Contest Now Open~~
~~ Okay tattoo contest to open on 1/9 thur 1/16~~ Come and enter. So far I have these tattoos..... got a tattoo pic to enter send to my inbox and i'll enter it. Now since Baby J lifted the spam thing the contest can go back to normal. thanks ~ maria ~

~~love Me Or Hate Me~~
Music Video:LOVE ME OR HATE ME (by Lady Sovereign)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS SONG Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then thank you! If you hate me then fuck you!

How Big Is Ur Dick?????
Do you think that you can handle me? make me scream your name and give me pleasure in so many ways? if you think you can leave a message saying, " I can please you." now here's the fun part; repost this and see who think or can, better yet, want to please you. if your a girl; repost saying, "How big is your dick?" if your a boy; repost saying, "How wet is your pussy?" you will be very suprised at the response that you will get

Oven Fried Parmesan Garlic Chicken
INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup margarine or butter * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 8 boneless chicken breast halves * 2/3 cup grated parmesan cheese * 1 cup fine dry bread crumbs * 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley or 2 tablespoon dried parsley flakes * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper PREPARATION: In a saucepan over low heat, melt butter with minced garlic. Make a crumb mixture with bread crumbs, parmesan cheese, parsley, salt, and pepper. Dip chicken pieces in butter; roll in crumb mixture. Place in a 9- x13-inch baking dish and bake at 350° for 50 to 60 minutes.

Ride
Artist: Cary Brothers Lyrics Song: Ride Lyrics You are everything I wanted The scars of all I’ll ever know If I told you you were right Would you take my hand tonight? If I told you the reasons why Would you leave your life and ride? And ride… You saw all my pieces broken This darkness that I could never show If I told you you were right Would you take my hand tonight? If I told you the reasons why Would you leave your life and ride? And ride…

Dear Wife/dear Husband
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just lay there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and

Quotes On My Albums
"Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end." - On his album "Infinite was me trying to figure out how I wanted my rap style to be, how I wanted to sound on the mic and present myself. It was a growing stage. I felt like Infinite was like a demo that just got pressed up." - "I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit." - On debut album "I had nothing to lose, but something to gain. If I made an album for me and it was to my satisfaction, then I succeeded. If I didn't, then my producers were going to give up on the whole rap thing we were doing. I made some shit that I wanted to hear. The Slim Shady EP, I lashed out on everybody who talked shit about me." - On the Slim Shady EP "One thing I won’t do is put out another song like 'My Name Is,' his breakthrough hit. 'I can't stand that fucking song' he says. 'This album is rawer. Fans looking for bubblegum rap aren'

24 Hours....
Ok i was just asked this question so i thought i would ask it back to you... IF you had 24 hours to live what would you do... My answer was...I would make sure to go see all my family and make sure that they know that i loved them and what ways that they made me feel loved ...Then i would go to the beach and take the special people in my life and make sure that i see one more sunset and one sunrise and make sure that my best friends all knew how much that they meant to me in there own special ways... I have so many friends in my life and they are always there for me when i need them no matter the good or the bad...

Real Friends
To my friends!!!! No offense but...People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as...My so called friends

Ronald Reagan
"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan "Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong." - Ronald Reagan "I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US. Congress." - Ronald Reagan "The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." - Ronald Reagan "Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." - Ronald Reagan "The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this ea

If
if u can keep ur when all about u r losing theirs and blaming it on u; if u can trust urself when all men doubt u , but make allowance 4 their doubting too; if u can wait and not b tired by waiting, or being lied about dont deal n lies or ,being hated dont give way to hating, and yet dont look too good, nor talk too wise; if u can dream- and not make dreams ur master; if u can think-and not make thoughts ur aim; if u can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters just the same; if you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken twisted by knaves to make traps for fools, or watch things you gave your life to broken, and stoop and build'em up with wornout tools; if you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, and lose, and strat again at ur beginnings and never breathe a word about ur loss; if you can force ur heart and nerve and sinew to serve ur turn long after they r gone, and so hold on when there is nothing in you

Just Wanted To Share This Poem With Everyone!!
My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, Take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you to death, well it certainly should. I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth. My power is awesome; try me you'll see, But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you have to -- just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms W

Idiots Of 2006
Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper w

What Does A Cherry Have To Do?
what do i have to do to get votes and comment bombing? when someone asks me i gladly go vote and comment bomb them! can't people do the same for me? in case you decide to, here is my photo link:

Parents~ Watch This ( Repost)
subject: parents plz watch..this sicko is on myspace (repost) date: 2007-01-12 18:18:31 PINKIE'S FRIENDS: SERIOUSLY IF YOU VIEW THIS AND DUN REPOST JUST TAKE ME OFF YOUR FUCKING LIST (repost of original by '~ * ~ Master D's Angel ~ * ~' on '2007-01-10 21:46:58') (repost of original by 'Mrs. Dragon~Infamous Crew Ldr ~*SinCity*~CJ's Wife-pet dragon' on '2007-01-10 22:20:06') (repost of original by 'Sex Kitten' on '2007-01-10 22:25:31') (repost of original by 'dad' on '2007-01-10 22:27:52') (repost of original by '{{۩¤HýþñøtîÇ¤Êyë§®¤RÈßËL§ ØF ÇT™۩}}' on '2007-01-11 02:09:49') (repost of original by 'tom_hall36~COWGIRLS AN COWBOYS OF CT~' on '2007-01-11 02:37:28') (repost of original by 'Redneck Rin ~Cowgirls and Cowboys of CT~and ~Member of K.O.T~' on '2007-01-11 03:20:21') (repost of original by 'Crazy Lady of The Cowgirls and Cowboys of CT' on '2007-01-11 06:07:59') (repost of original by 'PASTOR COUGARMOON OF THE CHEROKEE TRIBE' on '2007-01-11 0

Rob
So i just got out of the bath and i decided to be nice and give my boyfriend a kiss on the cheek (hes sleeping)..anyways he turned around and looked at me and said "this dosent look good..im in uniform"..I was like WTF...I think he was dreaming =/

Come And Help Me Out Please!
CAN YOU GUYS COME AND HELP ME OUT A LIL? I NEED 2500 COMMENTS IN TOTAL - OF THOSE 2500, I'VE ALREADY GOT OVER 500...BUT I NEED SOME MORE HELP..SO SINCE YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN THE TIME TO READ THIS, THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LEAVE A COMMENT OR TWO OR TEN ON THIS PICTURE.

I'm Out
Everyone please continue to show me love. When i get back on Monday I'll be sure to return the favor. For all my real friends on here it's much love. If you want to know where I am. I'm in Lumpkin, Georgia. Holla at me. Cantrell654321@yahoo.com

Crush
Well.. Ive just gotten an alert that someones got a Crush on me .. and after reading up on said alert .. They wont tell me Ive gotta find out . Oh come on .. Gimmie a Hint will ya ??? Please .. *Bats lashes* Ooo Im feeling very loved today .. two crushes .. Xoxoxoxoxoxo to my two crushes ..

Some Thoughts Of The Night.
I have told very few people about something I went through after my ex left. I had a bit of a scare and did not know how to go to anyone and talk about it. I actually openly spoke to my cousin about it tonight, it felt good getting it off my chest. I honestly realize how that it is not something anyone should go through alone, you should have someone there to listen and offer support.

Dreams, Wishes And Desires
Dreams are wishes and desires From the deepest corner of my heart When I sleep I follow the ecstasy Forbidden passion clinging to my soul. When I sleep I dream of you Pleasing my own perversity. You pulling me close to your body Even in my dreams I quiver for you... I reach out once again for the comfort of your arms I may not be able to see you, but my heart feels you Penetrating my soul. even though we did not make love our souls climaxed, as if slamed together Us laughing as we lay trembling talking the night away And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me And because I choose To love you For a moment in time. Thinking of you sweetly As tears roll down my cheeks As the night again returns and I encounter love All rights reserved © Written by: Mary Lee

Crater Swallows Vehicles
SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) - A hole being excavated for a new subway station collapsed, opening a huge crater that swallowed cars and dump trucks, and firefighters aided by dogs searched the site Saturday looking for a missing minibus that was feared under the dirt A bus co-operative reported a minibus was missing and may have tumbled into the crater Friday when part of a street adjacent to the site slid in, said Etrusco Juarez of the Security Department in Sao Paulo, South America's largest city. He said authorities had not confirmed that the van fell into the hole, which was about 60 metres across, but were searching. Local media said the minibus was carrying a driver, a fare collector and four to six passengers. There were news reports that three construction workers were injured when the walls of the excavation site gave way, but the state-owned subway company and fire department could not confirm that. Two cars were removed from the rubble overnight and a towering crane

Now You Get To Do Yours! Lol
Pick the month you were born in 1 (Jan)- I cuddled with 2 (Feb)- I killed 3 (Mar)- I ran shirtless with 4 (Apr)- I raped 5 (May)- I killed 6 (Jun)- I banged 7 (Jul)- I needed 8 (Aug)- I ate out 9 (Sep)- I stabbed 10 (Oct)- I ran naked with 11 (Nov)- I slept with 12 (Dec)- I smoked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the kool-aid man 02 - a horse 03 - a pornstar 04 - a toothbrush 05 - Santa Claus 06 - a bag of weed 07 - a prostitute 08 - a jew 09 - a ninja 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - A homo 12 - the trojan man 13 - a whore 14 - a cat 15 - a pickle 16 - a glass of milk 17 - an easter egg 18 - YOUR MOM (mam) 19 - an orange 20 - a crackhead 21 - a bowl of cereal 22 - a bisexual 23 - my ex 24 - a condom 25 - a jar of honey 26 - a lesbian 27 - a homeless guy 28 - a french fry 29 - your dealer 30 - a stripper 31 - my dad Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy as hell Pink

Baby J .. Tryin To Make Me Older
Okay .. Whats the Deal .. First Ive got Rich telling everyone Im Freakin 52.. now Baby J .. is making my Profile show 39 .. Hey whats the deal .. I checked my Birthday on my settings and it was Correct .. 1968 . .that would make me .. 38 .. Ok ??? yet it still showed 39 .. So.. I hadda' go in and change it to 1969 .. What did I ever do to Baby J to piss him off to make him make me older ?? Damn .. And thank you Rich for pointing out my AGE mistake lol So now my Age is correct my. but my Birth Year is wrong . So everyone Check yours .. Maybe its a conspiracy .. LMAO Ooo hell .. wtf.. Im not tryin to sturrrrr up shit im just having a few laughs while pointing out a profile problem so dont come to me with your panties in a twist cuz i said something about baby J . Im sure he's a great guy .. good gawdfrew .. *Laughin . Yes Im goofy tonite ..

Worst Person In The World!
Sunday, November 05, 2006 Current mood: aggravated At the bronze: University of Phoenix, yesterday I received an email saying second notice on that $1100 that I owe them. What a bunch of greedy bastards! All they want is their money and instead of giving me solutions, I get a bunch of B.S. about how I should take out a personal loan to pay them. It's interesting since they were the people who canceled the school loan that was going to pay them. Oops! At the silver: The Republican National Committee, it was recently released that the RNC used a republican telemarketer to flood the DNC's phone lines during the 2002 elections on election day therefore blocking the DNC get out the vote effort. The RNC of course claims they never authorized that. At the gold: Conservative Evangelical leader Ted Haggard, who is an adviser to the bush administration and lobby's against gay marriage. He buys drugs and pays for gay sex from a male prostitute. Now besides the illegality of

Chicken And Zucchini With Garlic Cream Sauce
NGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup butter * 3 whole chicken breasts, halved * 3 cups zucchini, sliced 1/8-inch thick * 1/2 cup diced green onions * Garlic Cream * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 large clove garlic, minced * 3 tablespoons flour * 1 (3 oz) package of cream cheese * 1 can chicken broth * 1/2 tsp. pepper PREPARATION: Chicken: In skillet, melt 1/4 cup butter; add chicken breasts. Cook, turning once, until chicken is browned and fork tender. Add zucchini and onions. Continue cooking, stirring until zucchini is crisp-tender. Garlic Cream Sauce: In 2 quart saucepan, melt 2 tablespoons butter; add garlic. Cook for 1 minute, then stir in flour and cook until smooth and bubbly. Add remaining ingredients and continue cooking, stirring occasionally, until sauce is smooth and thickened. This is pretty served on a bed of rice - layer the zucchini and then the chicken breasts on top then pour sauce over each chicken breast

How Dirty Is Your Mind???
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Plzzzzzzzzz Vote And Repost!!!!!
Hiya all again....this is my first competition i have entered on cherry and i really could do with as many votes and comments as you can spare so plzzzzzzzzzzz go vote on my morph...i will be eternally grateful for your support guys and gals!!Even if you have voted plz repost this for me plz!!! Steve http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=208893&albumid=183822&i=2703719527

Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up With A Vagina For A Day...
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Cannot Change
I'll love you if you're tall, I'll love you if you're short. I'll love you if you're pretty or smart. My heart is open now, unlike it used to be, 'Cause this love I feel between you and me can't be changed by you or me. I LOVE YOU

Who Thinks This Would Be A Good Idea For Me To Make On Cherry Tap
well I love helping people out and stuff. and lastnight I was laying in bed and I thought to myself maybe I should make another cherry tap account but have it be for giving people advice cus well Im not getting anything on Yahoo LOL and I get alot on here. and I know theres people out there who want advice from someone who understands and someone whos been threw it all like me. I was also think to see if I can add a chatroom to my page dont know if it will work but I can try LOL. who think this would be a good idea ???????

I Swore
I swore long ago Id never let another hurt me to the point i wished I would die. I didnt make that. you see iv been hurt and i wished and i wished. god didnt answer me. you caused me so much pain i had wished he would strike me dead where i stood but he didnt. how i wished it not once not twice not even three times. but he still didnt reply to my request. who knows maybe there is a reason why then again maybe not. maybe he thinks i havent sufered enough here on earth. or maybe he knows things will get better. I have no clue after all he is God. The last time I was hurt this bad by a person i had been beaten for many years in a horrid marriage. I had been raped and made to feel ashamed . I had been made to feel i was the ugliest fattest woman on earth and that no man would ever want me. maybe thats true then again maybe not. but it was beat into my head enough times i cant help but believe it. even now after all these years of being free of that man and his abuse i cant help but think

Eh
shitty shitty i got in a car accident tonite. i was on the exit ramp to get off the freeway. slowing down like u normally would. and i hit a patch of ice. and couldnt stop and i hit the car in front of me. i tried to swerve around him but my car wouldnt move. anyhow i fucked up the entire front end of my car. i am alrite although my neck hurts tonite and i have abad headache too.. so just to be on the safe side i am gonna go to the doctor after skool tomorro. speaking of which i start my new semester of skool tomorro.

Random Rantings About Me...
Well i finally decided that i would start one of these things. I haven't really ever done one. Well i guess that kinda not true I had a few blog entries on myspace but nothing really just random stuff that i got from other people that i wanted to keep. Nothing original. Anyway i guess i will possibly get started here by talking a little about myself. I am Stephanie, proud mommy of an adorable 3 year old boy. (well he will b 3 in march) I am not very good with grammar and a lot of the time my fingers move faster than my brain so i tend to make typos hope you all will forgive me! Anyway I am 23 (it says i am 24 but it lies lol) I am divorced but still live with my ex who is my best friend in the world. I used to love sitting down and writing poetry but i havent done that in a very long time. I am attempting to get into school not really sure what i want to do or which classes i want to take but i am just going to go with the flow for now. Its gonna be very weird doing anythin

It's Snowing In Austin, Tx!!
It's snowing, it's snowing!! The old man is snoring!!! LOL... It is officially snowing here in Austin. I am stuck at work right now, but, it is nice to have the cold justified by the snow!! :D Kat

Just An Ass...'so.fla.paul No Guys'
OK so...I rate people when i get chances when i am work...I try to stay on top of all my friends with the whole new pics and sometimes when i see pics on top that i dont no I go t there profile and rate them a 10.. NEVER would of thought rating someone a 10 would cause so much drama and shit from this asshole... @@@@@@@@@@READ FROM BOTTOM UP@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ I am sorry for rating you a 10 if it caused all this i was being nice and friendly and IF i wanted your ass for a friend i would of requested it and i am glad that i didnt because of your fucken attitude, I thought that rating was saying hi BUT some ASSHOLES dont like that i guess..Ill tell ya what i am now blocking ya so no talking anymore to useless pieces of shit like you!! >=== '~*~Ass Kickin Redneck Bitch~*~' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-14 08:52:11'.. > you are just another wack job, there is no point to rating profiles just for the sake of it, the end of your name seems to fit well === '~*~Ass Kickin Rednec

Motorcycle Contest Over
Motorcycle Contest RULES Comment bombing allowed You can comment on yourself 10,000 Comments WINS NO DRAMA ALLOWED!I WINNER 1st place winner(most comments)- gets rolex or motorcycle 2nd place(most ratings)- Diamond earings White Gangster@ CherryTAP

Thank You
Just wanted to thank those of you that have signed up on my site. I really do appreciate it and hopefully it will grow even more. Sorry I havent been on cherrytap much as I've been really busy lately. I will try and take a break at some point and get back on here more. Anyway, I hope youre all doing good and I will talk to you soon =) For those of you that havent signed up yet and want to, go to http://www.netquesta.net The site still doesnt look perfect yet but I am working on changing the whole look here at some point.

Me Vs. The Movies.
AIGHT, SO IF ANY OF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW I'M ADDICTED TO MOVIES. THIS I'M BEGINNING TO THINK IS MY DOWNFALL. HERE'S WHY. IN MOVIES THE ENDINGS, EITHER HAPPY OR SAD ALWAYS END WITH THE AUDIENCE HAPPY. THIS IS NOT TRUE IN LIFE. THERE ARE NO ENDINGS. YOU COULD HAVE A GREAT DAY, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALL AGAIN THE NEXT DAY. THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS AND BAD GUYS. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME IN THEIR OWN REGARD. THOSE YOU THINK ARE YOUR FRIENDS TURN TO ENEMIES, AND YOUR ENEMIES TURN OUT TO BE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LISTEN. THE LOSER NEVER GETS THE GIRL!! EVER. MY LIFE CAN'T BE SUMMED UP IN AN HOUR AND A HALF. TO MANY CHANGES, TO MANY DIFFRENT SCENES. THE POOR BUM FRIENDS NEVER HAVE CARS, UNLIKE IN THE MOVIES WHERE THEY ALL DRIVE VINTAGE SOMETHING OR OTHERS. IN MOVIES FRIENDS ARE LOYAL AS FUCK, UNLESS THEY ARE BAD GUYS. HURT AND IN NEED, UNLIKE IN THE MOVIES WHERE EVEN IF YOU ARE DYING FROM CANCER YOU WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR FRIEND. THERE IS NEVER A BRIEFCASE FULL OF MONEY TO SOLVE ALL OF YOU

I Whooped Steven Seagal's Liquidy Anus
actually, it was the other way around, but it makes me sound cooler if i imply that i won...anyway, the other day it snowed out here in lovely wisconsin...and anyone who lives out here knows, when it snows, it's fun to drive around. soooo around 10 pm a few nights back, i decided to twirl my vehicle around in the snow and drive to a 24-hour wal-mart in the nearby city of burlington. upon my arrival, i felt hungry so i browsed the food area and stumbled across what i thought may have been the greatest thing i had ever seen in my life... that's right, steven seagal's enegry drink. i was so sure of the quality of this beverage that i purchased both flavors; cherry charge, which probably tasted like cherry, and asian experience, which probably tasted like asians. i was so pleased...this wal-mart had given me boo berry cereal, and now it had given me an energy drink based off of a man who could kick chuck norris's butt in a fight.yeah, i said it. chuck norris has nothing on seagal. chuck n

The Beginning
I found the total package When I started chatting with you You're more than just a pretty face You're beautiful inside too You made me feel so welcome that's why I stayed for a while every virtual kiss you gave expanding my already huge smile I hope this is only the beginning and you and I can be friends but if it isn't meant to be I don't want to know how it ends.

Thoughts On Relationships...
I've been in many relationships prior to getting married. Yeah, if you want to get technical, I continue to make them with friends and acquaintances, but I'm not technical, so I'll keep this focused on the romantic kind. I've been both good and bad in my relationships. I've been cheated on, been the cheater, been long-suffering, been short-tempered, and almost everything else (except for abuser...I could never even THINK about doing that to a woman). What I never understood, however, was the woman who actively tried to be the victim! Let me explain... Men like me appreciate the women we're with, to include those who may just be a fling. We hold doors open, we write little love notes, we even cook (at least, those of us who know how). Yes, if the relationship stretches out, we may slack on that, but we still maintain respect. And for those women who are quick to point out the fading 'sweetness' that can occur, what have you done for your man lately? Life gets in the way so

Another Funeral...another Friend
Today i learned a good friend i went threw basic with was killed. I am to escort his body the rest of the way home and explain to his family how he died with honor. This will be the 24th funeral in 6 years... How do i face his parents and tell them he died for a cause that not even i am sure i believe in any more? He died doing what he loved and what he felt he was required to do... But is that acceptable? IS IT! Why just god damn fucking tell me why, why anymore why for the love of god he was only 20. Not even god damn fucking legal age to drink but old enough to die for his country??? Where the hell is this fair ? He had his whole life infront of him , he got good grades, never did drugs and was always their for his friends when they needed him and now he is gone. The world has lost an amazing person and i have lost a true friend. I mean i knew we all knew what could happen when we all joined up together but for the love of god this is not fair. We arent even f

Be Careful Who You Watch :)
Apparently beefcake flocks together. I leaned in to look through the telescope and was brought short. My eyes opened wider as I watched this extremely beautiful, and mostly naked, (save for a bra and panties and what looked to be a pair of black patent leather high heels) woman standing at the foot of his bed, she slowly swayed back and forth moving her body to some tune that I couldn't hear. Beefcake lay back on the bed, completely naked. Yum! The Beauty swayed this way and that, turning and slowly bending at the waist to slide her panties down her shapely legs, giving him what I was sure was an excellent view of her toned ass. I leaned back a moment and made sure the lens was clean before I brought my eye back to the viewfinder. I gaped as she moved like a trained burlesque dancer, exciting him as well as me with her subtle graceful movements. I felt the stirrings of arousal move through my body as I tore my eyes from her then smiled as I saw beefcake run his hand up a

Charlotte
Charlotte by Brandii © The male threw his keys down onto the coffee table and looked around the room. The lounge room was quiet and orderly just as he liked it. The air conditioner was on high and an iced glass of port was sitting on a coaster on the coffee table just as he had instructed. His tan-colored loafers also sat beside his armchair just as he had ordered. Tired from a hard days work, he sank down in the large, comfortable, leather-bound chair in the middle of the room, picked up the glass, and sipped the sweet, cold, liquid through his parched lips. He removed his work boots and replaced them with the loafers; then sat back and relaxed, letting the quietness of the room overtake him for the next few minutes Charlotte listened intently to her master's movements from inside the bedroom. She knew from experience he would come to her only after he felt truly relaxed. Charlotte had been lying prone, in a spread-eagled position, on the right side of the bed for just

Street Poetry
FROM A SLAVE TO THE GRAVE TELL ME WHY MANY DRAG BEHIND LIKE SLAVES ON ROPE LINES FROM SHACKLES TO CHAINS FROM BODIES TO BLOOD STAINS ITS a MENTAL CHAIN GANG FROM WHAT MY 3RD EYE (DA MIND) SEE PEOPLE BEING KIDNAPPED FROM THERE HOMELAND TO BECOME A TOOL IN THE NEXT MAN'S HANDS TO WORK ON HIS LAND IS CALLED A MASTER PLAN TELL CAN YOU STAND THE PAIN TO SEE SLAVES IN CHAIN ON THE MAYFLOWER THE MASTER POWER WAS THE WHIP VOICES SOUND AS TIGHT AS A CHURCH ROW BUT ALL YOU HEAR IS THE SLAVE MASTER SAYING ROW NIGGA ROW FROM BURNING CROSSES IN YARDS MOTHERS UNBORN BABIES IN PICKLE JARS STOMACHES LEFT WITH SCARES OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN IT NEVER ENDS IT JUST BEGIN PEOPLE OUT THERE KILLED FOR THE COLOR OF SKIN IT DON'T STOP WITH YOU IT GOES TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN THERES A HANGGIN WHITE SHEET GANGING, STRINGING UP A SLAVE IN THERE LAWS ALL BLACKS MISBEHAVE MY FACTS HIT HARD AS MY TRACKS WHIPS ON BACKS BODY PARTS CUT OFF BY AX

Cleaning Sucks
Cleaning sucks! You always start out thinking it will only take you a short time, and then 6 hours later you are only half way done. Then you put it off and the next time you clean it takes even longer. I was going through shit today and found stuff I hadn't touched in over two years... Guess what happened.. I actually pitched it this time. I am usually a pretty tidy person, but I was suprised by all the "pack rat" habits I seem to have picked up over the years.. Oh well... Now that you have wasted your time reading this blog you probably wonder, "why did I just read this pathetic posting?" I am now sitting here wondering why I wasted my time writing....oh that's right... I am procrastinating... I needed a break from cleaning.... So thanks for the support....lol. Peace!

Prayer
Since the Pledge of Allegiance >> and >> The Lord's Prayer >> are not allowed in most public schools anymore >> Because the word "God" is mentioned.... >> A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer >>> I liked it. >> Now I sit me down in school >> Where praying is against the rule >> For this great nation under God >> Finds mention of Him very odd. > >> If Scripture now the class recites, >> It violates the Bill of Rights. >> And anytime my head I bow >> Becomes a Federal matter now. > >> Our hair can be purple, ORANGE or green, >> That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. >> The law is specific, the law is precise >> Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. > >> For praying in a public hall >> Might offend someone with no faith at all. >> In silence alone we must meditate, >> God's name is prohibited by the state .. > >> We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, >> And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. >> They'

Very Funny
*~ Joke of the Day ~* This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars." So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so fucking fine, of course I would!" Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think

Convo With A Friend
LMFAO SO ME AND MY FRIEND WERE TALKIN ABOUT DRUNK STORIES..AND HOW WE DIDNT REMEMBER ANYTHING AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING...THEN HE SAID THIS...I LAUGHED FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT It seems the world is falling away from me or am I falling from the world? says: i woke up with a big gash on my head wearing diffeent underwear It seems the world is falling away from me or am I falling from the world? says: where i dont even know where they came from

10,000 Days Pt 2 (tool)
Listen to the tales and romanticize, How we follow the path of the hero. Boast about the day when the rivers overrun. How we rise to the height of our halo. Listen to the tales as we all rationalize Our way into the arms of the savior, Feigning all the trials and the tribulations; None of us have actually been there. Not like you. Ignorant fibbers in the congregation Gather around spewing sympathy, Spare me. None of them can even hold a candle up to you. Blinded by choices, hypocrites won't see. But, enough about the collective Judas. Who could deny you were the one who illuminated You'll have a piece of the divine. And this little light of mine, the gift you passed on to me; I'll let it shine to guide you safely on your way, Your way home ... Oh, what are they going to do when the lights go down Without you to guide them all to Zion? What are they going to do when the rivers overrun Other than tremble incessantly? High as a wave, but our eyes are up

General Chakra Meditation
General Chakra Meditation Sitting comfortably-cross-legged or in a lotus position if you can manage it, and spine straight-inhale and exhale deeply a is comfortable for as long as you need to get relaxed and physically attuned. Start at base chakra, and visualize a wheel of delicate red light. If anything seems amiss in it, mend it. Ensure that the colour is bright and regular throughout, and proceed. Next, we have orange intestinal chakra. Again, check for the clarity and regularity of colour, and if anything seems wrong or unusual, change it. Continue with this technique through the yellow chakra of the solar plexus, the emerald green of heart chakra, up through the blue of the throat, the purple of the third eye, and finally into the brilliant white of the crown chakra. Once you have finished, stand up, stretch, and place your left foot in front of your right, and your left hand under your right at the solar plexus to seal you aura. Regular cleaning of the chakras keep t

Being With Someone Younger Or Older Than You...
sbharleyrider@ CherryTAP commented in my blog, Men Preference of Thicker Women or Skinnie Minnies that women want younger men. I am not so sure about that.... after all, my first husband was 7 years older than myself .... my second husband was 4 years younger than myself... my third husband (God rest his soul) was 4 years older than myself... and, when I was 46, I dated a guy for a year that was 16 years younger than myself (until he decided that he couldn't handle dating someone that was only 5 years younger than his parents). Now, pulling on my heart strings is a guy that is just about the same as age as myself. I am not sure that I would agree that women want younger men -- especially, any more than men want younger women. While some women and men might share that concept, it would be unjust to say that all women and men do. It may be, in fact, that only a small percentage of women and men might desire the youthful nature of a younger partner, especiall

Master And The Slave
live in the trust we gave the master and the slave foresaken life of sin the blood of lust runs in sin sayer plays the roll your fortune always told on your knees and pray the lines are drawn in gray fill the night with black the feelings coming back take control of me together we will be pleasure soon begins the dance of many sins bite your lip and scream another lustful dream

My Dream Guy (dream Guy)
Hmmm..Let's see...He'll have to be tall...none of that crazy muscle build, just defined slightly. Brown or green eyes. Full lips and smile that is usually a smirk. Okay...it's impossible. I can't really make one up...I like to many things about a guy that another guy will have to make him perfect... When you find someone, something is unique that makes you like me. That begins the attraction. Of course they have to appeal to you physically and mentally. That's it. It's official. I'll become a nun.

Nfl Playoff Humor
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too. Not really knowing what a Pats fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a patriot fan" she reports. "Then,” asks the teacher,” What are you?" "I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots . "

Few Days Left For Contest.
Alright cherries just a few more days of me being a pest lol Please come help me out, in 2nd place now, not too far behind, please take the time to comment bomb me as much as u can. Just think after sunday all of you are gonna miss me bugging u lol ;) Help a fellow cherry out, help me win! To those helping me, you guys are awesome, ever need anything, let me know. Info in my profile and bullentin. Thanks so much xoxoxox Jen

So You Think You Know A Lot? Read This!
So You Think You Know Everything? A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. A snail can sleep for three years. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. Almonds are a member of the peach family. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. Butterflies taste with their feet. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. In the las

How Well Do You Know Your Country Music?..i Guessed On All But 3 For This And I Freakin Hate Country Music...go Figure...
How well do you know your country music? You really know your country music!Chance\'s are you grew up listening to it, or mabie you just started but either way you know what\'s going on in the country music world. Take this test

And We Drink To Forget
This place is a prison And these people aren't your friends Inhaling thrills through $20 bills And the tumblers are drained and then flooded again And again They're guards at the on ramps armed to the teeth And you may case the grounds from the cascades to Puget sound, But you are not permitted to leave I know there's a big world out there like the one I saw on the screen In my living room late last night, It was almost too bright to see And I know that it's not a party if it happens every night Pretending there's glamour and candelabra When you're drinking by candlelight What does it take to get a drink in this place? What does it take, how long must I wait?

Becoming Illegal
Becoming Illegal(From a Maryland resident to his senator) The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Sarbanes, As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien, and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one, and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have ha

This Soldier Is Coming Home! Pass It On!
I'm done! My tour here is over and I managed to make it with little more than a few scratches. I AM COMING HOME TO THE USA IN SIX HOURS!!!!!!!!! I am all packed-- Tickets in hand-- Gonna grab a few beers on the plane to celebrate-- I will be off-line here of course until I am back completely. THANK YOU TO AMERICANS WHO SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS AND SAY SO! WE INDEED BELONG TO YOU! WE ARE HERE FOR YOU! WE LOVE YOU TOO! Smile! Be happy! Dance! When I get back I swear I am going to kiss the ground. I don't care where it is! Nothing will be sweeter tasting than beautiful American Ground! This is a bittersweet time. Part of me is saddened that some of my friends won't be coming home with me. You see, a few came home before me. Merideth Howard, Ronald Paulsen, and Shane Mahaffee. They earned the Purple Heart. It was presented to their next of kin. My beers tonight will be in their honor. But if it was me (and it could have very well had been) I would be saying, "Hey

This Weekend
hi to all just to let you know i wish you all a great weekend as i won't be able to have my chance of drinking due the tablets which my doctor has put me on. shame as i was looking forward to having plenty of drink then feeling rough as always on sunday morning well i am now depressed just the thought that everyone else will have the chance for a drink oh well enjoy xxxxxxx

Sodomy
i dont know what you want from me. i just want you inside of me. and no not in my... pussy! flip me on over, look inside youll see. im not talkin bout that sweat pink treat only one thing'll make my life complete. theres a whole 'nother side of me. baby i just want some... SODOMY!

Through The Rain Lyrics
When you get caught in the rain With nowhere to run When you're distraught and in pain Without anyone When you keep crying out to be saved But nobody comes And you feel so far away That you just can't find your way home You can get there alone It's ok Won't you say I can make it through the rain I can stand up once again On my own and I know That I'm strong enough to mend And every time I feel afraid I hold tighter to my faith And I live one more day And I make it through the rain And if you keep falling down Don't you dare give in You will arise safe and sound So keep pressing on steadfastly And you'll find what you need To prevail Won't you say I can make it through the rain I can stand up once again On my own and I know That I'm strong enough to mend And every time I feel afraid I hold tighter to my faith And I live one more day And I make it through the rain And when the wind blows And shadows grow close Don't be afraid There's n

Damn
.:TAURUS The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. i did not knwo i was a tramp lmao

Hot Crabmeat Canapes
INGREDIENTS: * 1 can (7 1/2 ounces) crabmeat * 1/2 cup mayonnaise * 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Mix all ingredients together; spread on party rye rounds or toast slices. Place under broiler until hot and bubbly. This mixture can also be used as a filling for mushrooms.

Spicy Hot Chicken Bits
Spicy chicken pieces dredged in flour mixture and deep fried in hot oil. INGREDIENTS: * 3 pounds boneless chicken breasts without skin * 1/8 teaspoon salt * 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder * 2 tablespoons red pepper, [or less] * 1/2 teaspoon black pepper * 1 cup flour * vegetable oil PREPARATION: Wash chicken breasts and pat dry. Cut into 1-inch strips. Sprinkle chicken strips with salt and garlic powder, turning pieces so all sides are seasoned. Continue seasoning with with red and black peppers.Refrigerate for 1 hour to bring out the flavor of sesonings. Dust chicken with flour, then deep fry in vegetable oil at 370°, for 3 t 4 minutes. Drain on paper towels; serve with your favorite dipping sauce, or try one of the sauces below. Serves 6 to 8.

Native Commandments
Treat the Earth and all that dwell thereon with respect. Remain close to the Great Spirit. Show great respect for your fellow beings. Work together for the benefit of all Mankind. Give assistance and kindness wherever needed. Do what you know to be right. Look after the well being of mind and body. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good. Be truthful and honest at all times. Take full responsibility for your actions. Let us greet the dawn of a new day when all can live as one with nature and peace reigns everywhere. Oh Great Spirit, bring to our brothers the wisdom of Nature and the knowledge that if her laws are obeyed this land will again flourish and grasses and trees will grow as before. Guide those that through their councils seek to spread the wisdom of their leaders to all people. Heal the raw wounds of the earth and restore to our soul the richness which strengthens men's bodies and makes them wise in their councils. Bring to all the

Just Come And Leave Me Some!
I'm just standing along the side of the raod...and I wanted to let ya know that: "I WILL BARK FOR COMMENTS" haha maybe u had to be there....but its funny to some of us.... Click on da Pic and leave as many comments as possible!

Hello?
to all my friends where are you when i need you like now huh ? please answer me that 2 or 3 of my friends have a reason they are not here for me right now . But what about the rest doing nothing but ignoreing me so i say i am not here anymore

Vets Scorned In Homecoming From Another War Help Today's Soldiers
Vets scorned in homecoming from another war help today's soldiers When John Kelley came home from Vietnam in 1969, he couldn't believe the disregard and disrespect he encountered when people learned he'd been to war. "We were primarily pictured as drug users and baby killers,'' he said. When Fred Becker came home in 1972, the first thing he did was slip into the airport restroom and change into civilian clothes. His hope was anonymity. "But I was still identified as a GI,'' he said, and therefore subject to derision. Never again, the men vowed. Today, they're part of a generation of Vietnam veterans using their experiences -- at war and at home -- to mentor and counsel the current generation of warriors. Becker, a member of the Vietnam Vets Motorcycle Club, spent Wednesday at Fort Richardson talking to recent returnees from Iraq -- conversations he never had when he returned from Vietnam. Kelley, the state service officer for the Veterans of Foreign Wars, spend

7 Deadly Sins
You scored as Pride. What it is: Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

This Is Just Wrong...especially In A Default Pic!!
Couldn't "Boofie" find any other picture than putting a price tag on her b/f(?) in the picture??? BOOFIE@ CherryTAP Another faux paux.... OMG! the one you want@ CherryTAP What? Can't find a pic without someone else's arm in it???? man_overboard05@ CherryTAP

So Upset
I am not Feeling too good actually,A couple of weeks ago my Lil Dog was out in the backyrd going about her business,and also eating things like almost all dogs do, but I am worried that she's been bitten by something she swallowed because she's developed a rather big lump in her throat,well it is a few weeks after the event now , she's been on Medication 2 Lots the first lot made the lump go down but a few days later the lump Reappeared,so we got her on more medication,it went for a little while but Returned again. After mum took her to the Vets Last Wednesday the Vet said he will have to operate on her and to prepare myself for the Worst Scenario. I hope I do not end up losing her after all this time I have had her all this time,Almost 8 Years.I got her a few weeks after moving up here in 1998

Make Love To My Mind,my Body Will Follow
When I say that a mind turns me on,I do not mean that words alone constitute the workings of every woman's mind? but they do so captured our imagination Don"t they? When I first meet someone I listen to their words and how they use them in relateing to different things,this is especially true when I meet someone on line, words is what first attract me and creates the essence of that person,...hmmm,, ok use this analogy,,You may find the aroma and the taste of coffee to be entirely different phenomena. I don't think that coffee tastes much at all like it smells. I like them both, but while the aroma may attract me, it's the taste that causes me to keep on sipping, no longer just the aroma. I have always looked at how a person looks the same way: something about the look may draw me in, but then other things take over,to me looks are supperfical to soo many degrees, but the mind portrays the soul..hence to the essence... I want to be appreciated for the physical qualities the same as any

The Study Of A Lifetime
I study you When you're sleeping - The curves, The mountainpeaks, The rosey of your cheeks, And your hair fluffed All over the pillow like The plumes of a great bird - And with each indulgence (Foray , if you will) of The contours of your being I see something new. Sometimes the seraph, Sometimes the Not-so-innocent, Occasionally the desert Wanderer, blinking eyelids On your trek through dreams. (And what goes on behind Those closed blue eyes ?) But always, as I lay, Head resting against my hand, I see the love for me Exhuding from every pore, And your moist lips Speaking ever so faintly, My name; It's then, each and every time, That you become again The delight of my life - The study of a lifetime. i can honestly say that this is one of my favs...so i added this to the writing of fame that i've done

Signs We Might Be Getting Old
if you want you can rip but comment first...and if you dont want to rip plz leave a comment anyway...... >"If we ever forget that we're One Nation under God then we will be a Nation >gone under"...Ronald Reagan > >"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand in the night to do >violence to those who would do us harm"...George Orwell > > > > >*25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP >*01. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. * >*02. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. * >*03. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. * >*04. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. * >*05. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. * >*06. You watch the Weather Channel. * >*07. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." * >*08. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. * >*09. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." * >*10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids n

Can't Sleep
what up everyone here about 1:30 am here and i can't sleep....so i thought i'd post a blog i was thinking of a few people one and offline... frist was my CT husband pete i love you baby you mean the world to me....second was my sin city family thay welcomed me with open arem's i can't thank them enough you all are the best second family anyon could ask for....i love you all.... then theres my offline family there ok i guess my stepdad tlls me he wanted to burn my face with a hot iron when i was 12 and sometimes he hits me(at 22) thay make me feel like i'm a burden more then family *sigh* don't get me wrong thay have there good points....at least thay didn't kick me out when i got pregnant at 16 good woopty fricken do right??? my mom always takes my stepdad's side ohhhhhh big surprize there(NOT) i dunno weither i should cry or just thank god i'm alive but the most importent person in my life is my daughter samantha with out her i'm nothing i thank god everydayi

Awakened Soul
My soul is awakened~ to the complexity of love, yet I would not miss out, on it's spectacular display, for within it's kaleidoscopic circles, of multicolored events, lies many resplendent visions, where in homage, I exist. Celestial reverence, mesmerizing my senses, as into the abyss called love, I fall deeper each day.

Ne1 Wanna B My Friend
name is adam but im not 18 im 14. i love sports i love animals i love cereal i love movies i love music i love poems i love cartoons i love snowboarding i love ppl who r nice n caring im a sweet,caring,honest,truthfull person n i jus b me. tc adam

Do You Know?
Did you know? I didn't know! How could we? Its called a purpose! A purpose of helping a country be able to stand on its own two feet. You think that we are there to capture Bin Laden, and since we havent, its been a waste! Well, before you cast your vote as a republican hater....read this and then tell me if we have made headway! Did you know that 47 countries' have reestablished their embassies in Iraq? Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction and 38 new schools have been completed in Iraq? Did you know that Iraq's higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers, all currently operating? Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2005 for the re-established Fulbright

I Want To Know.....
I WANT TO KNOW WHY NOBODY LEAVES ME COMMENTS NO MORE EXCEPT FOR A SELEST FEW....DAM IT YOU ALL KNOW BETTER I NEED LOSTS OF ATTENTION....AND IF YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU KNOW IT NOW...SO BOMB MY PAGE AND COMMENT AWAY AND RATE AND FAN AND HELL I WANT MY LEVELS DAM IT ALL TO HELL...OH AND IF YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DOES THE MOST YOULL GIT A PREZZIE FROM ME TO YOU...LOVE YA BUNCHES..TAMMY aka:CherryCherry976

New Job & Other Stuff
Well I started my new job last Thursday I am so happy about it !!! It is a company I worked before before , and I am glad to be back with them.. There is a lot to be said for smaller family owned companies... These people treat me great, It a lumber & hardware buisness.. My life was so gooofed up about 3 years ago, I was in a bad way & then some... It feels great to be happy again..

Two Nuns
TWO NUNS There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened t

Bored
cutter -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com You are 90% kinky You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You are 66% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What Animal Were You In A Past Life?
Guess that explains the facination with Shinys: You Were a Raccoon You are a master of disguise and multiple personas. You are infinitely curious and question others without fear. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Cd's Tv's Ts's Tg's Dq's And Those That Love Them On Cherry Tap Lounge
CD's TV's TS's TG's DQ's and those that love them on Cherry Tap Lounge Hello Everyone, I wanted to annouce my new lounge. It for all of the [ CD's TV's TS's TG's DQ's and those that love them on Cherry Tap ] . I think that is filling a much needed void here. At least I have not seen any other lounges of this nature yet on Cherry Tap. Hope that you enjoy. [ CD's TV's TS's TG's DQ's and those that love them on Cherry Tap ] Smokey Hazel Ice@ CherryTAP

The Military Wife!!
The truth Military Wives Face I would like to recognize these often underestimated, unseen, and unheard heroes. This is for the young women that are waking up at 6 a.m. every morning, laying out clothes and packing three lunches for those small precious children that they have been left alone to care for. This is for the pregnant Military wife wondering if her husband will make it home in time to watch their miracle happen. This is for the childless Military wife, living in a town or on a base alone where she is a complete stranger to her surroundings. This is for the women that feel like a third leg when they go out with their friends and their husbands. This is for the Military wife that canceled all her plans to wait by the phone, and even though the phone broke up and cut off every time you spoke to him you waited anyway. This is a pledge to the women that cry themselves to sleep in an empty bed. This is to recognize the woman that felt like she was dy

Pick Your Birthday Month!
Pick your Birthday month then look it up! Body: THIS IS WAT YOU DO:: pick your b_day month and read it duh then repost with watever you are.. JANUARY TALKS Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years. FEBRUARY SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easi

Fat Tuesday
So, I joined my best friend's band as lead singer. I'm kind of hesitant about this because I've only sang at karaoke bars. Jon has faith in me, and he would never lead me in the wrong direction. The other guys in the band seem really cool and are really excited about me joining them. I hope it's worth it.

Randomness
1.Who are you? 2.How old are you? 3.Are we friends? 4.Are we lovers? 5.When and how did we meet? 6.Do you have a crush on me? 7.Would you kiss me? 8.Do you play sports? If so kind? 9.Give me a UNIQUE nickname and explain why you picked it. 10.What your fav. color? 11.What was your first impression? 12.Do you still think that way about me now?13.What reminds you of me? 14.Do you drink? 15.Do you smoke? 16.What stereotype am i most like? 17.Would you go ski diving w/ me? 18.If you could give me anything what would it be? 19.How well do you know me? 20.When's the last time you saw me? 21.Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 22.Do you sing in underwear or naked? 23. Are you a virgin? If not where's the kraziest place you've had sex? 24. What's your biggest turn off? 25 What's you biggest turn on? 26.Are you random like these questions? 27.Are you going to post this in your blog and see what I say about you?

Pray Tell....can You Please Tell...
me what this default picture is supposed to be???? __Bruce__@ CherryTAP I know it is a stick figure of some sort and do need to give the creator some creativity kudos... but, is it supposed to be a person???? or a bird????

Where?
You should have sex outdoors You are the romantic type and enjoy being spontaneous. You are not that into having other people watch though, so make sure that there is no one else around before getting busy. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Mywish For You
MY WISH FOR YOU My wish for you, that you have enough rainy days to make you enjoy the sunshine even more My wish for you, that your kids will never seem like a chore My wish for you, that you really listen to your parents when they call my wish for you, you'll remember when they helped you when, you would fall My wish for you, that you'll be a friend to someone in need. My wish for you, that you can say, I'm glad it's not me My wish for you, that you'll always be grateful My wish for you, that you'll never be hateful My wish for you, you'll speak up for the injustice that surrounds you My wish for you, that you won't sit back and you'll know what to do. My wish for you, that when your time on earth is done. My wish for you, that your time all totaled was a happy one CHRIS

Thanks Hun
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Way Upperclass/rich
1-22 --ghetto 23-33 --average 34-44--Spoiled 45+ --way upperclass/rich. What do you have? [X] Mother [x] Father [] Step-mother [] Step-father [X] Sister [X] Step-sister/half sister [x] Brother [x] Step-brother/half brother [X] Nephew [X] Niece [x] Cell phone [x] own bathroom [x] own room [x] swimming pool [x] Hot tub [] Guest room TOTAL: 13 [x] Fullsize or bigger bed [x] More than 8 pairs of shoes [x] Sunglasses [X] Watch [X] MP3 Player/iPod [X]playstation (ps 2) [x] Xbox/ (360) [] Nintendo Wii [X] Gameboy/ Advance [x ] Gamecube TOTAL: 9 [] Basketball hoop [] Air hockey table [] Pool table [] Ping pong table [] Fooseball table []Trampoline TOTAL: 0 [x] Nightstand [x] Stereo in bedroom [X]DVD player in bedroom [X] Have something from abercrombie and fitch or hollister [X] ever Shopped at AE [x] Own a Gucci, Dooney & Burke, LV, OR Guess, etc. [] Wears Lacoste [X] have a credit card [] Parents give you money everywhere that you go

Family I Wish I Didn't Have
So….I got some disturbing news this morning. Or at least, disturbing to me. My cousin, her son and her “boyfriend/father of child” are moving to M’boro. For those of you who knew me in band back in high school maybe you’ll recall little miss Amber. She was the one who threw a fit at one of the Tuesday Night things after rehersal. She’s three years younger than me, an only child and a spoiled brat. This is a girl who has never had a problem with lying to get attention. And these are not simply the small kind. This is saying that your mother is dead and your grandmother raised you kind of lies. I’ve never forgiven her for the way she treated Nana and Papaw when she came out to visit that infamous summer. She treated them as though they were beneath her. I’m sorry, you don’t treat loving grandparents that way. I doubt she ever apologized to Papaw before he died and if she apologizes to Nana it will only be so she can drain her of money or something else. Also, seco

What Would You Do?
IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED.....!!!! =)If you woke up n da middle of da night and saw me in your bed what would u do? Give me your opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me so good... details please! 7) give me head 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops 11) make love to me until we get tired 12) say damm u look good_ howd u get here?

Because I Can't Repost This I Thought I Would Put It Here, Love It
I'm sorry If my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im not tall enough. I'm sorry If I can't look "hott" every minute I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are" And while your here look at the bulletin before and welcome my friend Susie who just came over from myspace.

What Mythical Creature Are You?
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel92%Faerie83%Mermaid67%Demon59%Dragon42%WereWolf33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Your Tear..
Don't know why he does what he does Playing lost and found with your love Trying to confuse you, use you Girl. he's gonna lose you sure enough Don't know why he says all those things Always shootin' down all your dreams He ought to know better than that He ought to be watching his back 'cause you know you know Girl I'd love to shine in your eyes If only for just a moment Girl I'd be satisfied If I could only touch your cheek Baby that's all I'd need To make my life complete Girl I know I can make you smile If you knew that I was here Wishing that I could just be your tear I don't know why he cant find the words Saying all those things you deserve Girl if it was me there I swear You know you wouldn't have to feel so unsure About what tomorrow would bring Don't you know I'd give everything If I could just hold you like him If I could be more than just friends 'Cause you know you know Girl I'd love to shine in your eyes If only for just a moment Girl

Who's The True You?
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be together with you always, no matter when or where. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities. The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you make opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby, then select someone you like. Who's The True You?

To All My People
just in case I did not get to all of you that added me to there friends list I wanted to say thank you fro adding me to your lists. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Single
Natasha Bedingfield Song: SINGLE LYRICS Ah yeah that's right All you single people out there This is for you I'm not waitin' around for a man to save me (Cos I'm happy where I am) Don't depend on a guy to validate me (No no) I don't need to be anyone's baby (Is that so hard to understand?) No I don't need another half to make me whole Make your move if you want doesn't mean I will or won't I'm free to make my mind up you either got it or you don't [Chorus:] This is my current single status My declaration of independence There's no way I'm tradin' places Right now a star's in the ascendant I'm single (Right now) That's how I wanna be I'm single (Right now) That's how I wanna be Ah yeah Uh Huh that's right Don't need to be on somebody's arm to look good (I like who I am) I'm not saying I don't wanna fall in love 'cos I would I'm not gonna get hooked up just 'cos you say I should (Can't romance on demand) I'm gon

What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
width="300" bordercolor="#CC0000" bordercolordark="#CC0000" bordercolorlight="black" bgcolor="black"> Mysterious and a scholar, you are a member of the Tremere clan. You are pretty loyal to your clan, well, you sort of have to...especially since you are blood-bonded to most of them. You are the intelligentsia of the Camarilla and are fascinated with the occult. Possessing the ability to use blood for magic, many clans don't like to approach you. However, that is fine with you. You tend not to trust the other clans anyway.What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

Hell Ya Motha F*cka
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher100%Goth50%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev20%Emo20%Prepy20%Skater10%Trendy0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

This Says It All!
This says it all! After hearing that the state of Florida changed its opinion and let a Muslim woman have her picture on her driver's license with her face covered, this is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please! IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our

Zodiac Sign
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Have A Joke
The Lost Chapter of Genesis Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. Therefore, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he did not have anyone to talk to, God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make, and she will not nag you. She will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course, the rest is history..............

12-6-06 16th Entry
December 06, 2006, 04:35:pm Well it has been a long month. Not a lot went on, so I was quiet. Thats about to change. I have an appointment to see the surgeons office (not sure yet if I actually see him or if I see his people first) on Dec 18th. I met the goals I had to other then I lied about the smoking. I'm down to 2 or 3 cigs a day and getting sicker each day when I light up so the Chantix is doing its job! I figure another week, 2 tops and I'll be completly off. I feel horrid about lieing to the docs about the quitting but I had to in order to speed things up. Sue told me to go ahead and do it cause I was in a quandry. I HATE lieing! But in this instance, there was no choice. Reason is because at work, our union contract is up in February. Rumor has it that the company wants us to go back to the shitty insurance. The one that I dropped because it was no help to me at all. The one where I had 5 frigging doctors group together and inform the insurance company that it w

Nobody's Fool
I count the falling tears They fall before my eyes Seems like a thousand years Since we broke the ties I call you on the phone But never get a rise So sit there all alone It's time you realize I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Never again no no You take your road I'll take mine, The paths have both been beaten Searchin' for a change of pace Life needs to be sweetened I scream my heart out just to make a dime And with that dime I bought your love But now I've changed my mind I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Never again no no I count the falling tears They fall before my eyes Seems like a thousand years I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool

Dexter
So I'm addicted to Dexter. The showtime show about the serial killer who kills killers? lol Anyone else love that show? Also loving Heroes too.. Love that show!! Any theories on the new season for both shows?? Story lines you think they'll go with and all that good stuff? Discuss..

The Brickwall In My Mind
Emotional brick wall What it feels like to be erationally wound up over nothing. I talk! I shout! I scream! I yell! Respond to me! Respond for us! Respond just once! Just go to hell! You keep things quiet! You hold your tongue! You bite your lip! Just go to hell! Just one word! Just a nod! Just look at me! Just go to hell! I'll walk away! I'll throw my fist! I'll slam the door! Just go to hell! I may return! You will be there? We start again! ... ... Just go to hell! © Teoma 07

Domes Ten Commandments:
Domes ten commandments: 1. Know thy self: with out knowing your self .you will not now others. 2. Humility: keep in mind you are not a god , but human like those that chose to serve you. 3. Trust : for others to trust in you must truest in others 4. Respect: respect all live even if you don’t like there ways 5. Honor: to be honored your self you must be able to honor another’s place in life to. 6. Loyalty: to your self and to others will gain you respect 7. Education: for this is the life spring in which we all must drink from, growth is the Only way in which mind ,body and soul with flourish. 8. Mind set : be a leader of man . Not a god , or a tyrant 9. A open minded: for all of life changes .things evolved from some thing to some thing as time Passes so be able to except and adapt as one does in life. 10. Be grateful : give thanks to every thing you have in life , don’t take it for garnet And all else will fall in line.

Wanring!!!!!! Plz Read This!!!
MistressofScream@ CherryTAP Hey, Iâ€™m trying to win a contest, Iâ€™m 15 points away from making 2nd place. Hereâ€™s what a I need you to do, Click Here to Sign up For an Account and then Check out my VampireFreaks Profile and comment me. this profile sent me that private message... its a scam how the fuck can u be in a contest and ur on fresh meat what do i look like a dumb fuck?.. yall block this id

This Place Where Summer Dies
I close my eyes in the dark and inhale. The leaves are dying the air is moist and the wind is cooler. Autumn has come again. This is the place where summer dies and the cycle starts again. It has been awhile since I have been to this place. It’s different this time. The footing is much more stable as this is not the first time in this place. “Do you remember need? Do you remember lust? Do you surrender your greed or your trust?” Words that linger from a song I listen to. I’m not sure what the meaning of those lyrics is in context to this but with all that I have experienced since I arrived it feels relevant. I know looking back it will be my last time here but the lessons of this journey will last though many lifetimes.

What Is Something?
SOMETHING is that in which is left over when you hold it in both hands, That's SOMETHING Confucious say; Man who stand on toilet, High on POT Is it true that once you get passed the used part she'll love you forever or will she forget you when someone else surpasses your mark? You can't run with the Big Dogs if you're gonna piss like a Puppy.

How Many Inches Is Too Many??..snow That Is
Good Morning on this snow filled southwestern Michigan day. We were dumped on by lake effect snow to the tune of about 20 inches.. Yuck and I thought winter was going to continue this somewhat of an easy going venue. At least Jessica’s flight was not delayed and she is safe and sound home in St. Petersburg Florida. Her friend Lesley who also flew up to and brought her pug dog up with her and paid to carry the dog on the plane in a cage mind you. She had to stow the dog, oh hell the dog’s name is Toby and Toby rode safely underneath Lesley’s seat until Jessica came over while they were in the air and said hi to Toby and apparently Toby then began scratching to get out. Lesley wisely scolded Jessica and said “See that is why we don’t talk to him when he is in his cage” I told Jess when she was telling us this story “Hell you should of unlatched his door..” I could just see the dog scurrying through the whole plane. Do dogs scurry? I would think little snub nosers like that one would. I

The Earth
Where does all life come from? The Earth. Where does everything return to? The Earth. Where do values come them? The Earth. Many people are lost because they don't know the importance of connection to the Earth. They connect to money, to relationships, to success, to goals. When we are disconnected from the Earth, we have feelings of being sad or lost. When we are connected to the Earth, we feel warm and secure. Great Spirit, help me to stay connected to the Mother Earth. When we allow material things to be more important than Spiritual things we lose a lot of very important ways in life. Many fear dying and are so concerned about what would they do if someone stole all their posessions. Did we not come into this world naked? Can we take all our riches with us when we pass? Is success what really makes a man or woman or is it something more from the heart? Can we actually buy real love? The twisted ways of thinking come from greedy people. A person who works h

Banned From Posting Mumms Now!!!
AIGHT, NOW I CAN'T EVEN POST MUMMS ANYMORE, I HAVEN'T REACHED MY LIMIT FOR THE DAY, IT JUST SAYS ERROR YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!? IT WAS CLASSICAL MUSIC!!!! HOW IS THAT OFFENSIVE?!?!?

Girls
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?18-20 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Girl on top, I like to be in control 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not yet, but I would 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, an all out orgy 15. Have you watched porn?Nope, not my thing 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched ha

Kentucky
DISCLAIMER: This is not intended, in any way, to reflect disparagingly upon Daniel Boone or any direct descendants of Mr. Boone. First I would like to say that, though its true I was born in Germany, I am a Mississippian. That being said, I am fully aware of the fact that the Nobel Prize Patrol is not likely to show up here in a mini-van bearing Ed MacMahon and a bunch of balloons at any time in the foreseeable future. Not only that but, if Tunica, MS is not the asshole of the Earth, it is certainly within farting distance of it. OK. I got stuck behind a mini-van with Kentucky plates on it today and I just have this brief bit of information for Kentucky: Now, I don't know if they have these in Kentucky or not but, a four-way-stop, DOES NOT MEAN, that you have to wait for three more cars to show up. Mkaaaay?

The Submissive's Prayer
The Submissive's Prayer Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete,as he makes mine.

Capricorn
Capricorn - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You are serious about relationships and ready for a commitment. You tend to help your partner attain the success they dream of. You are a rock. Relationship problems don't seem to phase you. Your negative traits: Sometimes it's very hard for you to accept your partner's past. You are emotionally reserved, and difficult to connect with. You expect your partner to take care of you - and make cheat if they do not Your ideal partner: Is incredibly powerful and well respected. Is often older than you - and could be a superior at work. Has a good amount of money... or the ability to be rich someday. Your dating style: Practical. A "get to know each other" coffee date is just fine by you. Your seduction style: Bossy - you like to be the one in charge in the bedroom. Slow and patient. You know that good sex takes time. Calculating. You'll use sex to get ahead, if necessary. Tips for the future:

Our Friendship....
Our friendship is as close as closest sisters, Two flutes with a single melody, Interchanging runs through changing vistas, Notes like birds alighting on a tree. To some, friends are like books upon a shelf; Yet you to me are like another self. This music will not stop for other misters, Nor will it pause for princes, real or elf. However life may wend, we will be we. Written by: Born N Raised

Broken Wing
bite the hand that keeps you safe run around all day forget the past the devils awake living life inside me heretics demolish my mind razor blades and things unkind peeling back the skin of the night finishing what I started i can quench my thirst for blood revenge is mine open the gates release the flood on the flesh of love youll dine the past has slipped away forget the things you say the fear has left you again on broken wing we'll make amends

Flourless Chocolate Cake (french)
Flourless Chocolate Cake (French) Yield: 12 servings Ingredients: 7 oz (200 g) semisweet chocolate (45-50 % cocoa) 3/4 cup (180 g) butter 1 cup (200 g) sugar 4 eggs, separated Method 1. Preheat oven to 350deg F (Gas mark 4 or 180 deg C). 2. Line a 9 in (23 cm) cake tin with greaseproof or other non-stick paper and grease the tin. 3. Break the chocolate into small pieces and melt it with butter over hot water. 4. Beat the egg yolks with half of the sugar. 5. Fold in the melted butter and chocolate mixture. 6. Beat egg whites until frothy by using an electric mixer; gradually add the remaining sugar, beating until stiff peaks form. 7. Fold in the beaten egg whites. 8. Bake at 350 degrees until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean, approximately 40 minutes. Please note that cakes of this type will collapse and look like a pie because no flour is used. 9. Use a knife to separate the cake from the non-stick paper. Please observe t

The Soul's Journey Through The Zodiac
The Soul's Journey through the Zodiac In memory of my father (Feb. 27, 1916 - Jan. 21, 2007) Ariens plunge right in, never thinking, Always tempting fate, never blinking At catastrophes that lie ahead, While most Taureans stay in bed, Lazing comfortably in their homes And admiring things they own. Restless Gemini flit about, Always changing and going out, As they gossip of this and that, Changing lovers at the drop of a hat. Cancers never want to let go Of past lovers of long ago, Always brooding, sulking and moping, In their endless dreaming and hoping. Leos constantly crave attention, Overburdened with sexual tension And their past indiscretions in bed, Which they later come to regret. Virgos endlessly worry and fret, Nagging, carping and insecure, Finding nothing that's clean or pure. Libras always look for concessions, No matter what the transgression, Always keeping their passions at bay -- No wonder they seem so gay. It t

A Virgin's Worst Nightmare!
A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parent

Words On Paper
I picked up the pen today and I felt like there was something more That I could do I could swish the pen across the paper and stop midway and make a big smudge Or I could keep on writing words that would never make Any sense to any one I wonder sometimes hard and deep whether I can change the world With Poems Doesn’t that sound so fat fetched so crazy that you are probably laughing your head off now But no I am serious What if I could really change someone’s life by a single sentence? What if I could describe the rainbow so well a blind man would see? What if and the possibilities are Endless Beyond belief Thing is this doesn’t look like a poem But then it does not matter very much now does it? I am tired of sticking to a rule that words should be A L I G N E D OR ACROSS OR D I A G N O L I have my own style and I am going wild tonight with my

Ingnorance Is Indeed A Sad Sad Thing...
Wicca: Intoxicated By Christian Blood! Update: MP3 Audio Advice for Hunting Wiccans! Click Here Freehold, Iowa - In an act that can only be described as pure evil, a rabid young Wiccan girl wearing a black cape burst into the Landover Baptist 11 a.m. Sunday morning church service and flung the bloody carcass of a headless black cat across 297 pews. Pastor Deacon Fred ducked just in time as the abomination splashed into the baptismal pool, spattering chunks of animal flesh and water over the white robes of a horrified Christian Seniors Choir visiting from Des Moines. Pushing a frenzied crowd of screaming parishioners aside, Church ushers acted quickly and detained the Devil's harlot for questioning in the sanctuary basement before taking her to the furnace room. The following Tuesday, at a meeting of concerned Deacons, Pastor Deacon Fred explained, â€œWicca, is just a fancy word that insecure unsaved teenagers who hate their parents use to describe their little club.â€ Landover Baptist

True Peace
Just come to see that everything is passing on, That nothing in your mind remains The same for even the span of a breath. If you see like that for even a moment, Then for that moment you are free. bryan.aka.the writer

Calling All My True Friends
this is albert and i need you to join me at 1 a.m. today in the lost lover's lounge i need your help please all of you that read this and are my true friend please come in their please

I Will Be Gone Till Tuesday Please Read!!
HEY TO ALL MY SEXY CT'S JUST THOUGHT I DROP BY AND SAY I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND I'LL BE GOING OUT OF TOWN SO I WILL NOT BE BACK AROUND TILL TUESDAY I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL AND I WILL MISS YOU ALL!!! ONCE AGAIN MUCH LUV TO ALL OF YOU AND I WILL BE GETTING TO YOU ALL AS SOON AS I CAN MUCH LUV!!! SEXDIAMONDSONEOFAKIND

Public Restoom Etiquette
If you're like me, you probably spend a lot of time in the restroom at work, sitting in the toilet stall, quietly sobbing to yourself and writing blood-soaked messages on the tiled wall pleading for Satan to deliver you from the inanity of your moronic coworkers. But this brings to mind a few questions: Is it really proper to write in blood on a bathroom wall, or would the standard sharpie pen or clumsy knife etching be more appropriate? Is it considered impolite to take three-hour naps in the one-and-only toilet stall in the building, forcing your coworkers to empty their bowels in a sink or trashcan, or worse yet, run across the street to use Taco Bell's facilities? The sad fact is, a lot of people don't know how to properly behave in a public restroom. Sure, it's one thing when you're in the privacy of your home and you can urinate in the shower or take a shit in your roommate's clothing hamper all you like, but when you're in public, there are certain expectations on how you should

Mother Nature
The force of Mother Nature Has washed upon our shore With a fierce, hellish fury Like we’ve never seen before. Homes and businesses flooded By tens of thousands, maybe more The cost, up in the billions But we have lost so much more. The beauty of the new and old Wiped out in this storm’s path Some completely blown away By Hurricane Katrina’s wrath. From Florida towards the North She has wreaked Her havoc But, of those “things” destroyed Most all, can be built back. But when someone’s life is lost They will be gone forever There will be no second chance To heed those warnings, never. For some there was no option "Wrong place at the wrong time" But, many who "rode it out" Won’t have that choice, next time. It may take weeks, months, or years To clean up and to rebuild But the void left by some losses Will never heal, or be refilled.

Junkies & Thieves
Junkies & Thieves by Chantal They've got what rock-starved fans crave. They know what you need. Junkies & Thieves is definitely what's missing today in rock music!! They're hard-workin' and hard-rockin'.....and when you're in need of that musical fix of pure rock JNT will deliver. JNT has emerged onto the local music scene with a vengence.....packing in houses and leaving scores of fans begging for more along the way. They're definitely THE rock band to watch out for!! Founding members Songwriter/Lead Guitarist Chris Eaton and Lead Man/Lyricist Jason Race joined by Drummer-Ben Victa, Bassist-Calvin Lippert, and Guitarist-Chap spend countless days and tireless nights promoting themselves, traveling to shows, and working hard in the studio to get their music out there. Driven by pure ambition and raw talent these guys have what it takes, and do what they have to for the music. It's very rare today to find a band whose music combines razor-sharp lyrics

Caught Off-guard...
Picked up a movie at Blockbuster last night after having dinner at Nana's and curled up on the couch to watch it. I'd heard that "Crank" was pretty good so I figured I'd give it a try. Not too far into the movie I had a shock. At the introduction of one of the main characters I thought, "Carlos?!" Carlos is an old friend that I met here in Nashville at the club I used to frequent before it closed last year. He was an amazing dancer and I remember seeing him ever since I first started going there. We started talking and hanging out and found out that we were so alike in many ways that is was almost creepy. I mean, even the way that we had out respective apartments laid out and decorated was almost identical. He had to head out of the country 2 years ago for a film and then I lost track of him. The club closed and while I know where the Sunday night crowd migrated to I have no clue where the Saturday night crowd went. So I've been hanging out at a new after hours club that is a pl

The Whys Of Men Lol
1 WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3 WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6 WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7 HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEATDOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: 8 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.

My Health
**An FYI before you read this. There is much more going on than the brain disease. This is lengthy but if you are truly curious, towards the end it will list several of my other health issues.** As a few of you know, I am a rather ill person. I'm asked fairly often what it is that I have. To save time from having to repeatedly type it out, I guess I will just blog about it. The past week has been extremely rough for me. The pain is out of control. Since we've moved, I am nowhere close to any of the 21 specialists that have worked with me the past 7 years. Oh gee, the things I get to go through again while finding new doctors. I'd rather be dead than to go through all the hellish testing that I will have to go through again. I literally mean that. The testing just can't be described. If you can think of it, I have more than likely gone through it and I get to go through it again. Some of the testing is extremely painful, some testing is tolerable and some testing is

Lee Roy Mercer® Gone Racin'™ - Cd Press Release
NEWS HEADLINESLEE ROY MERCER® - GONE RACIN'™ - CD PRESS RELEASEFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 01-14-07"It Ain't Nothin' For Lee Roy Mercer To Whoop A NASCAR Driver's Ass!"Bristol, TN. WARHEAD RECORDS™ is pleased to announce the release of the new Prank Call Cup Racing album from LEE ROY MERCER® entitled GONE RACIN'™ on February, 13, 2007. LEE ROY MERCER® GONE RACIN'™, (The Album Formerly Known As "NASCALLS". Not Approved By Or Affiliated With NASCAR®). Celebrating his 13th Anniversary, the infamous Tennessee prank call comedian teamed with former NASCAR Driver Rick Mast to open a Tallboy can of Whoop-Ass on today's top name NASCAR Drivers, Crew Chiefs and Owners. The album features Mercer's famous claim to "Whoop a Man's Ass" delivered to several well known drivers and racing personalities including Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace, Bobby Labonte, Dale Jarrett, Jack Roush and many others.Produced by Jon Holtz, this forward thinking, comedic effort, is an ambitious prank call

Valentine's For Lovers And For Friends
Valentine's for lovers and for friends. All my love goes out to you this day! Love is something different from desire: Even, silent, peaceful as the sky. Nor is love interested in means or ends. There are no selfish needs that it must weigh. Instead, love's plenitude itself inspires, Needing neither cause nor reason why. Each day my thoughts enchanted with you lie. Written by: Born N Raised

Wiccan Redes
The Wiccan Redes Bide the Wiccan Redes ye must, In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust; Live ye must and let to live, Fairly take and fairly give; Form the Circle thrice about, To keep unwelcome spirits out; Bind fast the spell every time, Let the words be spoke in rhyme. Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak ye little, listen much; Deosil go by waxing moon, Sing and dance the Witches' Rune; Widdershins go by waning moon, Chant ye then a baleful tune; When the Lady's moon is new, Kiss hand to her times two; When the moon rides at peak, Heart's desire then ye seek. Heed the North wind's mighty gale, Lock the door & trim the sail; When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss them on the mouth; When the wind blows from the West, departed souls have no rest; When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. Nine woods in the cauldron go, Burn them quick, burn them slow; Elder be the Lady's tree, Burn it

Quick Hand
I was on a break from blackjack class and walked over to the poker table where Melissa was dealing hold ‘em. “May I play a hand?” I asked. Of course the answer was yes. Additional players at a practice table are always welcome at the dealer school. I took a seat behind a stack of chips. John, another student, and Dave, the instructor were at the table. I decided to initiate a little conversation. “I’m sort of new to this game. I may need a little help here.” “Okay,” Dave replied, apparently not pleased that he was going to have to educate me. I pulled a deuce – five in the pocket and called a three-dollar blind. “Does two pair beat three of a kind?” I asked. Dave’s response was a rather curt, “No!” John’s reply was pretty much the same, but in a helpful tone of voice. “I always get mixed up about that one,” I said. The flop was ace, three and four. I was sitting on a straight. I threw a single into the pot and was informed that the minimum bet was three

Lily Of The Mohawks
Body: Where Jesuit martyrs met death A baby girl drew her first breath Kateri Tekakwitha was her name She grew to Blessed Sainthood fame From blood of martyrs comes seeds Blessed Saints fulfilling Christ's needs And this is what Kateri became Her love of God burned like a flame Small pox hit the Mohawk tribe Kateri's parents and brother died the illness treated her most unkind leaving her badly scarred and half blind Raised by her uncle, a Mohawk Chief Kateri held with the Mohawk belief But one day from across the seas came Christian Jesuit missionaries The kind Black Robed ones told Kateri of God's only Son Studying and believing as they she converted to the Christian way She was Baptized on Easter Sunday now Christ was in her heart to stay Her soul now from final death free Kateri was filled with love and charity She ministered to her people's tribe with great love, charity and pride Kateri said, "I am not my own I will never marry nor have a

The Suck For Your Solution..
Your mouth is like a suicide Talkin like you never died Automatic charisma For your chemical mind I'll suffer for you I'll suffer for you You're kissing me like benzocaine with your sleeping pill eyes Melting me down and suck suck sucking my brain I'm gonna hate you tomorrow Because you make me hate you today I'm gonna hate you tomorrow Because you make me hate you today I can be the one that you believe in I can be the liar in your bed I'll be the suck for your solution Tell me that your sex isn't dead Dead Your sex is dead I've suffered for you I've suffered for you I've suffered for you since the day I was made I've suffered for you I've suffered for you I've suffered for you since the day I was made I am the center of your hate I'm gonna be you tomorrow Because you make me hate you today I can be the one that you believe in I can be the liar in your bed I'll be the suck for your solution Tell me that your sex isn't dead Dead your sex is dead All so

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!! MY BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 2ND .....MAKE SURE EVERYONE SENDS ME SOME LOVE MARCH 2ND ..I WANT MY BELLY BUTTON PIERCED AND MY HAIR CUT AND THE REBA SEASONS FROM HER SHOW...THOSE WHO KNOW ME, BETTER HELP MAKE MY BIRTHDAY GREAT LOVE ALWAYS DEE AND HANNAH .... BABY GIRL ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS FOR U NOT TO HAVE ANY PAIN WHILE UR 2 TEETH ARE COMING THRU HANNAH JEAN BANANA I LOVE YOU AND MISS U AND SEE U SOON LOVE ALWAYS MUMMY OXO

10 Things Losers Do On Myspace
: ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR NOBODY cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still RETARTED. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS MYSPACE!!! SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up fruit!!! SEVEN If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Fr

3 Feb 07 - Saturday
sorry this ones late. computer was down yesterday... 3 Feb 07 - Saturday 1883 Clarence Mulford Illinois, western writer (Hopalong Cassidy) 1894 Norman Rockwell US, artist/illustrator (Sat Evening Post covers) 1904 Charlie "Pretty Boy" Floyd FBI Most Wanted criminal 1918 Joey Bishop [Gottlieb], Bronx, comedian/talk show host (Joey Bishop Show) 1943 Dennis Edwards rocker (Temptations) 1943 Eric Haydock bassist (Hollies) 1947 Dave Davies London, rock vocalist/guitarist (Kinks) 1950 Lizzie Borden director/writer (Love Crimes, Working Girls) 1950 Morgan Fairchild [Patsy McClenny] actress (Falcon Crest, Flamingo Road) 1956 Nathan Lane Jersey City NJ, actor (Birdcage, Timon-Lion King, Mouse Hunt) 1957 Tony Butler rocker (Big Country-Wonderland) 1958 Lee Crystal rocker (Joan Jett & Blackhearts 1959 Meng aka Haku, King Haku 1960 Kerry Von Erich aka The Texas Tornado 1962 Marty Jannetty (The Rockers) 1377 Mass execution of population of Cesena Italy 1547 Russian czar Iv

The Lost *****to All The Men And Women That Serve Us In The Us Military*****
To war you march, trained in what you must know you hide your fear well adorning a face of bravery no one can look through when deep inside your breaking. They tell you at the barracks you might die and leave everone behind the thoughts of your love ones morning chills you to the bone. You fear becoming one of the lost to a war that makes no sense all you can do is follow the war order of a lame leader with a mind for violence. Fear turns to energy in your body befor you know it you are on the fields of war your friends dieing around you but what for you ask yourself. Yet your loyalty to your contry rings in your heart and the kinhood to your fellow brothers and sister to fght to save them and keep them safe burns on, you stride on with a purpose greater then any and that is to stay alive. So to all our men and women keep safe and come home the yellow ribbon is up on that old oak tree. OOH RAH SEMPER FI !!!

What Bill Gates Said......all Teenagers Should Read This
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born

Comment This
im no fucking attention seeker. i hardly talk to anyone and the one person i try talking to thinks im an attion seeker when i post bulletins asking if my friends want to talk. hey i dont post pics of me fucking someone or showing my private area and yet i get called an attention seeker? hmm doesnt make sense.

The Space They Left Behind
" The Space They Left Behind " The space they left behind If we look we will find Many galaxies within our heart Have rather suddenly been torn apart They had traveled galaxies far and wide And in all our hearts had begun to reside As they left the stars. Their homes to find They could see the space they left behind As massive and great as this was to see An awesome place in time to be There is a space much greater than this The space left behind as we begin to miss The space left behind within our heart Has rather suddenly been torn apart Hold onto this with all your might So no matter what we’ll never loose sight Never loose sight of who they were As life’s events begin to occur Look to the space they left behind And the ones we loved we’ll always find. ------------------------------------------------ In Loving Memory The Columbia Tragedy ----------------------------------------------- Copyr

Party Time For World Champions Germany
Hosts Germany survived the second-half loss of star goalkeeper Henning Fritz to beat Poland 29-24 and win their third-ever world championship title. After allowing just 13 goals in a dominant first half, Fritz injured his foot just four minutes into the second period of play and was taken off of the court by team staff. Trailing 20-14 when Fritz left the court, Poland let up a critical goal to mohawked German Pascal Hens, but then exploded on a 7-1 run to close the gap to 22-21 with replacement keeper Johannes Bitter struggling to stop anything. What was more embarrassing about the Polish run was that the Germans lost their lead with a two-man advantage on the court after two Poles were sin-binned with consecutive penalties. Once the Polish charge hit its crescendo, the largely German audience erupted to its feet to try and motivate the hosts back into a match where they had lost their most important player and seemed to have lost all confidence on both ends of the floor.

To All My Sisters Out There... You Know This Has Happened To You Lol
CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed until I cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (Ya think!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other

Sex Dreams
come on now every one has had them,even if u dont want to admit it.Sex is a beautiful and veryy natural order of life,evne if someone is spanking u.that thrill of the first slap,the rush as it gets harder and the sorer your bottom is becoming.the rush of someone playing around,wondering when the next slap is coming if at asll.ok maybe its not a normal sex dream.but its a dream,my dream

Let's Pretend
lets pretend... A man and a woman, who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a totally booked transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At around 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea", she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow, that's a great idea!", he exclaimed. "Good", she replied. "Get your ownblanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.

We Did It!!!!
well right now i am sitting here paying the price of being a big fan of the game..and a bigger fan of the superbowl champions Indianopolis Colts!!! for those who said they couldnt do it..well they did it and i have a huge hangover to prove it..lol..hell ya we will be there again next year..like i said in the beginng of the season..i will say it again..superbowl bound!!!!! and to you Bears fans...you guys had a great year!! peace

Remember The Soldiers
REMEMBER THEM Another soldier dies today, we pray and say we really cared He gave his life so we could live and other lives be spared So why do some hate that man for what he believes is right For without his love and sacrifice, our lives would be a constant fight So hate not that man of the military who is willing to die for you Give them your love and support to help them make it through For if he was not there to fight the battles that you would not undertake Your life would be meaningless and your life someone else would take For the military men and woman that risk their lives to keep us safe each day Are the real heroes of this world and for their safety we should pray So ask yourself would you face all the terrible risks that they constantly endure So you can sit in your freedom of place, a place that they secure We the military are not inhuman, not criminals, not people without a heart We ask not for sympathy, just your support while we are far apart And

Ask
A mother asked President Bush, "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" Another mother asked President Kennedy, "Why did my son have to die in Vietnam?"Another mother asked President Truman, "Why did my son have to die in Korea? Another mother asked President F.D. Roosevelt, "Why did my son have to die at Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President W. Wilson, "Why did my son have to die on the battlefield of France?"Yet another mother asked President Lincoln, "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?" And yet another mother asked President G. Washington, "Why did my son have to die near Valley Forge?" Then long, long ago, a mother asked... "Heavenly Father, why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem?" The answers to all these are similar..."So that others may have life and dwell in peace, happiness and freedom." IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE, FEEL FREE... TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM! And i would be will to go back to Iraq a 3rd time in a heartbeat for everyo

The Pain Of Sorrow
as i sleep . . hopin to drown my sorrow.. to see my pain .. as the days faded .. the love i had for u .. was the pain i hav now .. nights become my dreams when pain is gone .. when love was the light of my days .. keepin me happy . this pain .. never goin to faded away .... knowin that the love i had . never goin to hav my happy days . knowin my pain is all i hav left .. to keep my memories of u inside me .... so .. as i sleep tonight . remembering my pain that left behind for me ... so i rest my pain to sleep as i wait for another night of pain .. the pain of sorrow

My Wishing Days
my wishing days .. seem big .. yet its only something small . my wishing days always go wrong .. and seem to never come true .. my wishing days . always seem like a dream but its never real . my wishing days is always the same never change. my wishing days never gave me a chance . my wishing days never gave my love . so .. i will keep my wishing days close to me and my heart ... and hope one day my wishing days will break free from all the wishing i hav made . my wishing days is a wish

Untitled...
As for me, my only wish is to be free/ Carried away from all the pain and sufferin I see/ But is my cause a lost one, I just don't know/ So sick and tired of not knowing which way to go/ and so, I make use of what I have in my brain/ Makin my way through life, just tryin to stay sane/ But every day, it seems to get harder and harder/ It feels like I'm stuck just runnin through water/ Am I a product of society or just unlucky/ knowin that my every move just might fuck me/ Now I got my head stuck inside of this book/ and it's got me thinkin of some the paths I took/ Now I believe it's time for me to make my move/ Just keep on goin like I got something to prove/ 'Cause, first and foremost, I most certainly do/ Hopefully, my loved ones will see that, too/ And if there is a special someone out there for me/ I only hope that she can sypathize for me/ 'Cause I've been standin in the rain, trying to get wetter/ And maybe, just maybe, things will get better/

Love
My Love For You My love for you is like a red,red rose Never change and never goes My love for you will never fade away Don't worry my love I'm here to stay You are someone I truly love I will never put anything or anyone above I'll stay by you through the good times and bad Even when you make me mad Make me cry or make me sad Through all the pain and tears Losing you is all I fear I feel empty when your not near I can see us together for so many years You are my sun,moon,and my stars I believe I'll die if we were to be apart You mean the world to me I would like to ask you to marry me And we will last forever strong My love for you is an everlasting love By Christopher Davis

Put The Record Straight
hi guys and girls, Thought I'd post a blog to put the record straight so I dont have to keep answring the same questions lol Yes I am a cam girl.I do camshows as much as a job as the fact that I love doing it. I come here for fun and relaxation so to speak. I am not touting so you can always chat to me, I wont try and get ya business lol feel free to look at my pics here or from my site, you must be over 18 to lok though so come by and say hi hugs caby

Athena
Athena, Greek Goddess of Wisdom and Craftsmanship The Greek goddess Athena is usually portrayed as one of the most benevolent goddesses . . .strong, fair, and merciful. Athena is known as one of the three virgin goddesses, referred to as virgin because they were able to remain independent, unswayed by the spells of Aphrodite, the goddess of love, and the consequent pull of marriage and motherhood. Romance and marriage did not feature in Athena's mythology. In Greek mythology Athena was, in essence, the prototype of the contemporary "career woman". The birth of the Greek goddess Athena was more than unusual, it was truly amazing! It was the headache to end all headaches! Zeus, the mighty king of the Olympian deities, regretted having swallowed his first wife, Metis. When Zeus had learned that she was pregnant, he feared that she was carrying the son that had been prophesied to supplant him on the throne. Though swallowing Metis had seemed a good idea at the time, it was now c

3rd Day
so now, the cash register is becoming easier to handle...mostly. i forget sometimes how to work it but that's ok. the mechanics are nice to me. dan let me go wit him to jetties to get some sandwhiches and laughed when i filled out the order form and put a smiley on it. he lived up in d-mas for a year when he was growing up (yay!!). paul, buddy, peter...everyone cept aldo greet me in the morning. this afternoon everyone was wonderin why i hadnt left by 3. first patrick asked, then lynn asked, and then dan asked. when dan asked i looked at him and said "how does everyone know when i get off work?" as a joke. lol. i was happy cuz jennifer was there today instead of jeff which meant we had fun all day. jeff was just awkward and twitchy, i can see why jennifer calls him mr. twitch. i think every guy that works at the station (excluding brad) is taken. everyone there (excluding brad again) has at least one kid too so that means i cant flirt wit anyone. benny and dan and lyn

Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

New Love
IT IS LIKE A WHISPER ON THE WIND WHEN IT FINALLY APPEARS TO U. LOVE THAT U HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL UR LIFE IS HERE. EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN CLOUDY IN UR MIND FOR UR WHOLE LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME HAS FINALLY BECOME CLEAR. LOOKING IN THIER EYES IS ALL U CAN DO.. ALL U WANT TO DO. TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF THEIR HAND IS NOTHING SHORT OF EXTACSY. THAT FIRST KISS.. OH HOW U HAVE LONGED FOR IT WHEN THE EMBRACE OF HIS ARMS IS THE ONLY THING THAT IS KEEPING U FROM FLYING AWAY.... YOU KNOW IT IS LOVE...TRUE LOVE

Life In The Fast Lane
Well last night was a very very busy night for me. With the Grace of GOD and my persistant work 3 lives were saved last night. One a 2 yr old child, a 16 year old, and a 56 year old. Stranage but that song "Jesus Take The Wheel" came to my mind. All 3 are doing well and recovering. Now I am off till Monday Night...so I am going to relax and enjoy my life for the next 4 days. CHEERS TO ALL OF YOU!! HAPPY THURSDAY!

New Taxes
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. Wh