A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND-JOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks.
"Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "Are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a Cheeseburger, please."
