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Statues
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?" He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poop on its head." ...... AND WHAT WERE YOU.... THINKING

Leg Update For Those Who Asked
Went to the doctor this morning. She met me at the office because my leg bled all night and wouldn't stop swelling. I had taken 2 Tylox, 1 Valium, 1 Avinza (slow release morphine), and 2 Benedryl, and the pain was continually getting worse. So, she does some blood work and an exam of my leg and finds out that the wrap that the wound care center has been prescribing for me to put on after my shower, has something in it that I am allergic to. That is what was causing the swelling which caused the extra aggravation of the skin tissue. I had already stopped going to this wound care center last week, because I decided they were a bunch of flakes. I guess this just proved my point. However, on my last visit, they decided they would try a new wrap and this is what I get. I'm not blaming them completely, because my immune system is just so messed up right now. However, I had asked them to please do a spot check before they did a full wrap. They informed me that this wrap had noth

I'm Getting Pissed Off With The State Of Maine.
Ok there's this new thing states and cities are starting to do and I think it's really really dumb. MAKING IT AGAINST THE LAW TO SMOKE IN YOUR PRIVATLY OWNED CAR IF THERE IS A MINOR IN IT! 1: I own my own damn car and I'm be damned if ANYONE is gonna tell me NOT to smoke it at any given time. It's mine I paid for it and that's all there is to it. 2: When I smoke my windows are down and I blow the smoke outside and I even hold my ciggy near the window so that smoke goes out the window too. 3: Here in Maine Children under the age of 13 need to be in the back seat my kids don't sit near me when I smoke. The smoke doesn't even get close to them (see the above) 4: DON'T PEOPLE THINK THAT THE DAMN COPS HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN PULL SOMEONE OVER BECAUSE THEY ARE SMOKING AND MAY HAVE CHILDREN IN THE CAR? (not all cars have clear windows some have tinted like mine and if I'm getting pulled over alot because of this you best as hell bet I will be complaining about all over the damn pla

At The End Of A Stressful Day
At The End Of A Stressful Day by swingin_cat© It was 7.30pm. Working overtime and returning home late was no joke at all, especially when there was no one at home to return to. Well, time to relax and unwind after a stressful day. No dinner until much later; stressful days kill ones appetite. And save the bath until much later – put your feet up for a while. Those were Amanda's thoughts as she entered the house. Feeling a great weight loss from her shoulders as she dropped the briefcase from her hand, she made her way up the stairs and to the bedroom. Now, she knew that she could really relax. The first move was to shed her work clothes. First, she began to unbutton her blouse hurriedly, until it was tossed on to the bed. She then slipped out of her shoes. As she unzipped her skirt, letting it fall to the floor, she stepped out of it, and made way to roll her black hold-up stockings down one by one. Sitting on the bed, she pulled each foot out of her stockings, and suddenl

Birth Test,,,,i Am A 4
Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight. Example March 20, 1950 3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 2 + 0 = 2 Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example. #1 THE ORIGINATOR #2 THE PEACEMAKER #3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY #4 THE CONSERVATIVE #5 THE NONCONFORMIST #6 THE ROMANTIC #7 THE INTELLECTUAL #8 THE BIG SHOT #9 THE PERFORMER ========================================================== # 1 - THE ORIGINATOR 1's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural.Havi

Poetry
Where you were, I did not see you. So close to me, but yet so veiled. Quietly you waited, upon my invitations; but still, somehow, I failed to note of you, yearning to be with me, but finding just a void. So sadly, you retreated; bowed, dejected. Finally when I knew of you, your devotion, so foolishly I did feel, like a simpleton. For I had looked so very hard for you, up/down/everywhere. but I just did not look clear, in front of me, where you were . . . just there.

Hell
all my mistakes burning a whole into my soul im not lost but i am fading and i am failing and flailing my arms to keep ahold of all the necessary feeling interupted by your thoughtless ramblings, and having no choice but to break away to get whats mine and i feel you dont care, though you never did, and i bleed to touch whats right to hold by me though i slightly disagree with this plan of mine because if i fake it will it just get out of hand? do you mind what im craving, to discard your tust your lies have been thought out with breaking my heart in mind, is it yours is it mine the heart of all thats left behind, because i cant feel you hear, your body not your being, my mistake ive left behind my own, my precious heart, bursts open as you laugh, because you dont have a soul at all, but im done with all this madness because its contagious, and ive grown blacker all along, and now im cold, laying lifeless as i shiver, like a child just out of the womb tossed out by the roadside, and n

Lifes Changes
My life as I know it has changed. Some of it for the better, some for the worst. For those who dont know me, I have a rare mental disorder called intermittent explosive disorder. I have trouble controlling my temper and impulses. I just got out of the hospital today after attempting police suicide. Me and my girlfriend had a big falling out and I basically snapped. I was hauled off to the psych ward. I'm very lucky to be alive! I'm seeking the help I need to be a better person and to be happy with life. My girlfriend has left me, but I'm hoping to prove myself to her and maybe get my family back together. First I need to focus on myself and address my own issues before I can begin to get them back. It is quite possible that wont happen, but I can only hope both my daughter and my girl will be patient and supportive. I've ignored my problems so long it cost me my family. I'm going to try my best to be a better man and father to my child. The pain right now seems almost unbearable, but I

Autumn Of Our Love
The years have seen many autumns pass In the seasons our hearts once knew The richness of the scarlet leaves Reveals special times with you. The hand of time keeps ticking on As down the road we go Our hearts locked in a bond of love As we walk in fallen snow. I saw your soul light up the sky And your heart began to sing As tiny arms reached out to you In the summer that followed spring. Can you believe that summer is gone And autumn is here again It's time to stop and reminiscence About where our lives have been. A few more lines now trace your face Soft shadows veil the wall Our children have since gone away And faded leaves do fall. But our love has known few changes With the passing of the days Except to grow still stronger In so many little ways. Those vows we took so long ago To always have and hold Have bound our lives together Lacing silver years with gold.

Mom Is Back From The Doctor's Office..........
My mom just got back from the doctors office...The mass in her lung is a blister...also called Interstitial Pneumonitis...it is left over infection of pneumonia...NOT CANCER!:-D It is treatable with antibiotics and strong decongestants....She will be on the medicine for one month...She goes back in 2 weeks for another CT of her chest.....so everything my way is copesetic...for now....relieved!:D Hope everyone is having a good day!:D

Life Is So Messed Up
People nowadays I just don't know about. I guess we are out to destroy our selfs.All the fighting amongst family members, friends, couples that marry and have a family. Not to mention all the strangers fighting. Well to say more the hate that goes on. It doesn't and shouldn't matter what others do with their life, how they live it. It doesn't hurt you so why hurt them. Rude and distasteful comments are not called 4. Grow up, act like an adult. There are a lot of nuts out in this world. They would rather kill you then sit next to you. If your any race but what they like. If you prefer men over women when your a man, if you prefer women over men if your a woman. Hell for any reason really.. So yeah we must be out to destroy our selfs.. This is just my rant for today...

Look At The Ghost Rider
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK WILDCAT AND BIG FOR THIS GIVEAWAY. THEY BOTH KNOW I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE AND THEY ARE GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY. SO COME ONE AND COME ALL AND LETS SHOW THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE. THEIR LINKS ARE BELOW. ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ LÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar *BÌG* ÇÖ ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ@ fubar AGAIN THANK YOU GUYS.

The Saga Of Angie-chapter 2 You're My Favorite Turd
We must continue the story of our friend Angie. However, I grow weary of her antics. It's soooo childish, and for a moment, all the co-workers and I were united in our Let's Bash Angie club. Lately, it's become tiring and consuming. The stress of being in a small office with one pain in the ass bitch is overwhelming. Daily, I come home tired, grumpy and frazzled. Not by the customers, not by the actual work itself. I am tired from the constant assault on my senses by Angie. I hate looking at her-she looks funny, wears ridiculously horrible clothes, and pink shadow. Ewww! I hate listening to her voice-usually something ignorant flies right out of her mouth and hovers over the crowd, and we are left thinking WTF? Case in point. Today the boss says, "Don't shit me" This illiterate heifer says "Don't woryy, you're my favorite turd" OMG, is that like the stupidist of stupid comments that you can make to anyone, but 'specially your BOSS!!!! Another case: She says in conve

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
You know what pisses me off is when you look through your friends and notice one of them is sad or lonely or whatever, and you send them a gift just to try and cheer them up and not even a thanks for you. Maybe I'm gettin old or just freakin' venting but it's a valid point any ways.

Where Should I Go?
well here is the deal. i am planning on moving out of michigan and am having trouble deciding where i should go. i Know i want to stay off the east coast and still not go farther west them Missouri but other than that i am open for where ever i want to go and because of my job i can go anywhere i want. what i want from you all is if you are or know of somewhere that is a good place let me know and let me know why it is a good place. lmao trust me nowhere is worse than flint.

Fun!!! Times!!!
looking for women that would love to get there freak on. love pussy and everthing?? looking for some freak's to set on my face, and love forplay?? i have veay high sex drive. and love getting freaky??

Because Of You (poetry)
Because of You The dark days turn sunny, Cold days become warm, Rainy days become cloudless, Lightning is pulled from the storm. Oceans begin to sing, Sands cry out, Mountains start to roar, And the tree branches all shout. The stars all fall, Right from the sky. The moon will wink, And the sun goes dry. All because of one thing. Because you said it to be true. Your words made me smile forever, You said I love you. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Were Hirein
COME CHECK US OUT MEET COOL PPL AND LISTEN TO SOME AWSOME TUNES. WE ARE ALSO HIRING FOR BARTENDERS WAITRESSES BOUNCERS SECURITY MALE AND FEMALE DANCERS STRIPPERS MALE AND FEMALE IF U WANT A JOB HERE SEND UR APPS TO Edubois36@msn.com THANK YOU VERY MUCH MANAGEMENT (repost of original by 'DJ Girliy @ CrewRadio~ Owner Of F~~k It All~ DJ GM/GM For CrewRadio~ GM For CrewRadio UT~' on '2007-10-13 07:10:48') http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50141

A Parting Of The Ways Between Worldrockradio & I... Please Read
Tonight it is with deep regret and a heavy heart that I am forced to announce a parting of the ways between WorldRockRadio.com & myself along with my radio program "Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize". I also want to state right now that this is not some hobby for me. When I got into terrestrial radio & the entertainment business, this wasn't a hobby for me, this is one of my passions in life and how I make my living. With the help of some great people I managed to make the transition from terrestrial broadcasting to internet broadcasting. Lots of love go out to Brat Prince, Evil, Cru & Doc at WorldRockRadio. I have nothing but the utmost respect for them. I want to put all the rumours & bullshit to a rest right now. And yes some of it the *gossip* has already started coming to my attention as I write this public statement. I have not gotten fired contrary to popular belief, nor have I broken a rule to get fired. I am not closing the book in this chapter of my life with the people that I've

Stuff
Ya know what i find pretty weird... Ok, see, I'm a very open person... I don't really find little things like, pics of me BAD... I mean, I have pics of my boobs my ass my clit ring... cuz, well damnit, they're all adorned with some pretty awesome things :P And i'm just like that. I've always taken pics like that of myself... but ya know... it really affects how people talk to you too... and even putting them on family view you still have everyone literally begging to see them... it's annoying as hell... I'm like WOW WTF Get a playboy... seriously... It's obnoxious... so, I just deleted the entire folder, and now, I have people (so far about 30) say "you deleted your pics".... A. NO SHIT?!?!?!? I did it, of course i KNOW it... and B. You creepy horny bastards, it's my life, my pics, my privacy... deal with it... jeez.

A Glitch???
Somehow there is a glitch and you can repeatedly rate a person's stash.... by going back and forth between two items........... Very cool! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE FEEDINGTHEDESIRE just click to the other after rating one then back again.... lol

Dreams..dying
Angels crying dreams and hopes dying you were my life the only one who kept me from that knife i learned that love is like butterflies it flies away no matter how beautiful it is it never stays not showing any evidence that it was there just the deadly silence of fear i was supposed to be your wife remember the love of your "life" I'm not perfect,nor or you but does that mean I'm not worth it We have both hurt one another, but i never really wanted any other. when you left i saw tears from cupids eyes as it rained outside i lost in the long run and now I'm done set me free let me be!

Hmmmmmmmmm
Finally saw a rating on a new friends page so I tried, but this was the response I got: ratings are disabled for maintenance. Earlier I got this message in my bar tab: · ...capone... rated you a '10'! saw someone add their stash, but not able to rate it yet. FEEDINGTHEDESIRE Enjoy the music and graphics if you like~

Dragon's Prayer
Dragon's Prayer O Lord, who made the dragon, and the dragon's open sky, And gave to me a dragon's soul; a dragon's urge to fly-- Let me dance within your cloudscapes far beyond Earth's chain, Let me rejoice in my grandeur, let me not grow vain! Let me vindicate my honor with my fang and claw, Let my raging heart show mercy, let that show no flaw! Let me have the joy of all the shining gold I've stored, Let no pauper-dragon go forth starving from my hoard. And, Lord, should the need arise and I be called to fight, Dragon-Maker, make me victor, and, God--help that knight!

No Title You Know Who You Are And Who This Is For
thank you for being there when my tears flowed like a river thank you for letting me believe i better than i am thank you for making me feel stronger than i am thank you for making me feel like i have more self worth than i do thank you for letting me love you even though you may not feel the same way thank you most of all for being the person you are thank you for being enough of a person to tell me honestly how u feel im sorry for the over flow of emotion of late forgive me for needing you

Atreyu-lip Gloss And Black
If I gave you pretty enough words. Could you paint a picture of us that works. An emphasis on function rather than design. Aren't you tired cause I will carry you, on a broken back And blown out knees, I have been where you are for a while.. Aren't you tired of being weak? Such rage that you could scream. All the stars right out of the sky And destroy the prettiest starry night. every evening that I die. I am exhumed just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold. [x3] I am exhumed.. just a little less human.... a lot more bitter and cold... [repeating] After all these images of pain, have cut right through you, I will kiss every scar, and weep you are not alone... Then I'll show you that place in my chest where my heart still tries to beat. Aren't you tired of being weak? Such rage that you could scream. All the stars right out of the sky And destroy the prettiest starry night. every evening that I die Live love burn die

Blue Eyes
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really BEAUTIFUL. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love only that one girl/guy. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka SPARTANS)) when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.

Take Time To Tell Someone U Love Them
I Love You Brittney loved basketball Friends and parties too And when it came to painting That's all she wanted to do She painted everything she saw Birds, flowers, the sky Some days she sat at her window And painted everything that passed her by But lately she'd been feeling woozy Her muscles ached a lot And her parents got kind of worried So they took her to the doc The doctor took a couple of tests To see if everything was okay Then the nurse came out with a look of sadness And this is what she had to say; "I'm sorry but you've got leukemia," "You've got about 3 months more." Then Brittney got up and ran out of the room And slammed the office door She ran down the street screaming And cried her eyes out dry And stayed up all night Wondering what it's like to die Her parents held her tightly And said, "We love you," "We'll make your last few months the greatest," "We'll do anything for you." So Brittney and her parents moved to Florida To live by

Why Do We Cry When People Die?
Many years it has questioned me, Why do we mourn for the dead? We see an open casket of how the person looked before he was dead. Or some choose to have them cremated into ash. Everyone around you is crying. Family come from afar to show support of loved ones and the preacher says a goodbye speech. There is always that one person that falls out for attention and cries her little heart out. Isn't that how it usually goes? For years people have died around me and I have yet to go to a funeral. I have been moral support at a wake for a good friend of mine, but that's all, moral support. Here's where the confusion comes in at. If we spend most of our days trying to be perfect and trying to get into heaven, then why do we cry when people die? Are they not getting into heaven? Are they going to hell? Then you should cry. However if they are going to heaven then shouldn't we be happy? Throw a party? Be like the Mexicans and celebrate the day of the dead? Celebrating that they are

22 Life Quandaries Solved
Posted on October 18th, 2007 by admin Want flatter abs, less stress, unforgettable sex? Here are the keys to all this and more. Eat sweets to curb a sugar craving? Overcome exercise inertia by writing a letter? Who knew? Insiders that’s who! We combed through the research to uncover the single most important thing you need to know about everything - from whittling your middle to picking a weight-loss plan that you’ll actually stick to. Go ahead and pass these tips along. After all, some secrets are just too juicy to keep to your-self. 1. Picking the Right Diet for You Look For Your Favorite Foods. “An obvious but often overlooked point is that the best diet is one you’ll stick to - not a hyped-to-the-hilt plan or the strategy that helped your pal drop 10 pounds,” says Lisa Sanders, M.D., an assistant professor at Yale School of Medicine and author of The Perfect Fit Diet: How to Lose Weight, Keep It Off and Still Have the Foods You Love. “If you adore fruit or pasta, for ex

Forgiveness
Forgiveness By: April Terry When can really only get hurt, By those we love. And when we are hurt, Forgiveness is the key. We must learn to forgive. Forgiving someone who has done you wrong, Is one of the hardest things to do? But if we leave these wounds, Unattended to, They will grow, And become filled with hate, But if we forgive, They shall heal, And become scars, These scars on are heart, Each tell a story, They represent a battle strip of life, Something that we have survived.

Thinking Of You
as I sit looking out the window I can still remember they called to tell me that you went away it was such a cold day but that sunday morning it came without a warning but all that pain I felt inside I just cant forget you I'm feeling so alone so many times I tried cant get you off my mind I'm thinking of you wondering where you are tonight I wish that I could hold you tight I'm thinking of you I wish you could stay but your so far away so far away even though your gone I know your happy where you are I know someday we will be together together again I know some day I will hold you again you and me together again but until that day I'm thinking of you its so sad but its true I'm thinking of you

I Love It
Well you know that saying, "if you love them let them go, if they come back it was meant to be, if they dont it was never meant to be." Well I never would have beleives it, but almost 6 years ago I met the most wonderful man, we were together 2 1/2 years, plan to be married and everything. But I got scared, I was only 17, I know that isnt an excuse but that is what happened. I went to a friend and shit got out of hand, before anything really happened I stopped it. I came home and told him everything, I thought that we were ok and but I didnt know that he was having a real hard time with everything. He in turn decided that he was going to do the same to me, the only problem with that is that the girl he chose, really cared about him. We would try to make things work, but she always ended up pregnate, everytime he would go back, I dont know what was the truth and what wasnt. But I found out that I was even carrying his child. But I never told him, and he left to be with her. I ended up l

New Picture Effects
Hey there just thought I would share some pics I have made or others have made me but I can do as well =). If you want one just ask. Let me know what you want. So here are examples Color Change Effect Rainbow Effect Lightening Effect Heart Effect Sparkles Effect Old Time Movie Effect Fire Effect Bubbles Effect Just let me know what you would like :) Here are some newly added ones that you can pick from Water effect and halloween morph pics Water Effect Grudge Effect Pumpkin and ghost effect You don't have to do anything for me to get a picture done. I do them for the fun of it, to share with anyone. really enjoy makin them for others! If you want to do something just a few rates would be great but it isn't a must to get a picture done

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Space Shuttle Crew Arrives in Florida 9.30.2007- Space Shuttle Discovery has arrived at Launch Pad 39A. Discovery arrived at its seaside launch pad around noon and was hard down at 1:15 p.m. First motion out of the Vehicle Assembly Building was at 6:47 a.m. EDT. Rollout is a milestone for Discovery's launch to the International Space Station on mission STS-120, targeted for Oct. 23. The crew will be delivering and installing the Italian-built U.S. Node 2, named Harmony. The pressurized module will act as an internal connecting port and passageway to additional international science labs and cargo spacecraft. Image Above: Commander Pam Melroy, with her crew behind her, greets the press upon touch down at the Shuttle Landing Facility in Florida. Image credit: NASA/Kim Shiflett 19 Oct. 2007 The Shuttle Training Aircraft carrying the STS-120 astronauts touched down on Friday at the Shuttle Landing Facility runway at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Flor

Me
well i just wanted to let everyone know a little about myself...i am 28 and i am from milwaukee wi..i have no kids, dont get me wrong i love kids i just dont have any...i have 3 nephews and 3 nieces..so anyways i am single...and i dont wanna be any more!!!! but i am having problems finding the right man...and i dont know why...but i like all kinds of music and movies..i love to go out dancing and just hangging out with friends..i love the dallas cowboys..well if there is anything else u wanna know just ask!!!!

Mi Vida Loca
Ever since my daughter and I moved back to GA, I never thought that I could get my life back. I have. My soon-to-be ex husband and his family brought me nothing but trouble. They treated me like shit and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. But finally I'm getting my life back. I've met a wonderful man named Kevin and he's one of the most sweetest guys. He also likes spending time with my daughter, which is a major plus for me. And you know what? I just found out recently that my soon-to-be ex husband has been cheating on me with some girl. I just hopes that she finds out quicker that him and his family can be total assholes. Good luck to them.

Birthday Spankings!!!
Oh its her Birthday and she needs lotsa love.Shes a great person and always there for her friends. Spank her hard with love. ~Sexy Blonde Goddess~ {{Shadow Leveler}} **Founder & Owner of SBG Bombers** Fu-Fiance to Baldie7*@ fubar This Birthday Pimpout brought to you by: ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar

Saturday
= W o W = Two and a half hours to post my comments today ... (lol) I enjoyed making that one - although - If including the search, formatting & corrections ... -It was a 4 hour process- (hence my "subtle hint" on my on-line status) I really didn't mind at -ALL- ____________ It was Happy Hour __________ And ... I was posting most on the picture & profile! *laughs* Damn, when D I D I become such a point whore??? In any matter ... I finish in time to watch my Buckeyes go to 8 - 0 Go Buckeyes! O - H ... ___ - ___ Here's todays: (I used Baby Jesus's Pic where it WAS the persons profile I was posting on photo) Wanna Know Who's A Y o u

The Choice Is Really Ours To Make....try It.
Feel whatever you choose Stop working so diligently to make your feelings match your circumstances. Realize instead that you can select and direct your feelings to create much more favorable circumstances of your own choosing. There's no law that says you must harbor feelings of disappointment, dismay, anger and futility when events don't go your way. You can just as easily feel amused, enlightened and more positively inspired than ever before. You could use your feelings to prolong a difficult situation. Or you can choose other feelings that will enable you to transcend your greatest difficulties and move forward. How do you feel positive when the world around you is so negative? Just ask yourself whether you would rather be imprisoned by your feelings or empowered by them. From moment to moment, you are constantly choosing which feelings to hold on to and which ones to discard. Be ever mindful of this power that is yours, for by improving the way you feel you can improve

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO

Asian-style Pork And Vegetable Noodles
Look for many of these ingredients on the Asian food aisle of your supermarket. 1 rounded tablespoon sweet-hot mustard 1/4 cup tamari, dark, sweet soy sauce, eyeball the amount 1/2 cup vegetable or chicken stock, or about half of one 14 ounce container 2 teaspoons toasted sesame oil, from Asian foods aisle, a serious drizzle 2 boneless center-cut pork loin chop, 8 ounces each 2 tablespoons vegetable oil, 2 turns of the pan 1/2 to 1 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes Salt and black pepper 1 carrot, cut into matchsticks 1 package (16 ounces) fresh linguini 12 to 16 shiitake mushrooms, thinly sliced 3 inches fresh ginger root, finely chopped or grated 1 red bell pepper, seeded and sliced 5 scallions, thinly sliced on an angle 2 cups fresh bean spouts, 4 handfuls 3 tablespoons toasted sesame seeds or black sesame seeds, for garnish Put a large pot of water on to boil for pasta. Place sweet hot mustard in a bowl. Whisk in Tamari sauce. Add stock and sesame oil to the

You Need To Start Rating My Sfw.....
I KNOW YOU GUYS LOVE SEEING MY NSFW PICS, YOU NEED TO START RATING MY SFW PICS. As of Today , all NSFW Folders will be for family only until you guys start rating some of my SFW pics. I don't get points for NSFW. Please rate them and I will gladly open them back up.

Bartenders... Oh Yes We Have A Bartender..
Come on in an meet Sexi Mami.. She is our bartender and Limo Ride host.. Drop her a line if you want to have a special Limo Ride.. She will take you up mountains, fun in the sun.. or even to see the lights in Vegas.. Sexi Mami ~ Playboy’s Sexi Bartender

Perfect Diet
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for the dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because even though I'd lost 50 pounds, I'd ended up in the hospital last time, awakening in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and with IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is that you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb t

Love Is Like A Rose
love the rose love is like a rose it will like on forever unlesss it is forgotten over looking all it,s pleasure the rose she must be cared for loved and shown affecton never turn away from the beauty dont ever look away the rose like love is forgotten you must be cureful not to break thoes soct petais like veivet tears soon will fall they well not wait if the rose is filled with love and senshived emotions soon she will grow showing all her beauty and derotion

Here I Am
here i am, shes tried so hard. i finally gave in, let down my guard. here i am, she holds me tight. i smile inside, its such a delight. here i am, with all ive known. and here she is, is it finally shown? here i am, ill be by her side. i wont be afraid, i will not hide. by;Paul A. 10-23-07

Murder Trial!
Well today is he first day of the trial for the accused murderer(s) of my husband! I am excited and scared all at the same time! I just want to see that Justice is served! So far I have been to all the other important court appointments, and the preliminary was pretty rough, but this is going to be in more detail, more witnesses to what has happened, and just all around hard! I have to do this for my husband, my children and even myself! One day my children are going to be asking me what exactlly happened to thier Dad and I want to be able to tell them! I will keep a journal on things and never show it to anybody but them when they get older! wish me luck all, and I'mm sure I will be blogging about this later!

Thousand Questions
From the darkness, I can almost smell the fear. My fears of being unloved and alone become all too clear. There is no where to run, no where to hide. For most of my life, I have done nothing but cried. Standing alone watching the moonlit sky, A thousand questions, with no answers, whiz by. Dreaming about what could be.. Is that not living in pure fantasy? Can it be more than wistful thinking? Makes one wonder if and what I've been drinking. Standing alone watching the moonlit sky, A thousand questions, with no answers, whiz by. Seeking answers to silently spoken questions. Knowing, that I, myself have many imperfections. Wondering, if that "special one" is really out there. But, to my real life, is that really fair? Standing alone watching the moonlit sky. A thousand questions, with no answers, whiz by.

Feelings
I believe that there is someone that you love for the rest of your life. I believe I have finally found that man. I love him so deeply and true. I didnt know you could love one person this much, other than kids. But I do. I have given him my heart, soul, and body. He is someone that I see myself with for the rest of y life. He supports me in everything that I do. I didnt know that this love, that i have was actually real til one day I looked in my heart and realized it. We have a true and honest love and I believe that it is true love. I hope that him and I stay together til there is no more time in life! He knows who he is!

About Up And Coming Toutorials....
Good Evening to all: I am posting this blog to inform that I will be making an HTML tutorial for those of you who would like to make decorative blogs,stashes,bulletins,etc. I will go over every aspect of what you can do with the sites blogs,stashs,etc. all these areas are HTML only not css....Simple really once you understand. I am self taught on all this and I myself am still learning more as I go along myself, but everything I teach in these will go over everything....After that it will be trial and error the best way to learn.... I will be showing everything from how to change the font of your text to Scrolling Photos.... Here are Examples: Scrolling Text This is an example of a scrolling text with some decoration.... Scrolling Photos: --------------------- How a Background Image Looks with font changes in text and other decorations. Example of making your own Link Buttons: With Text Click Here With Picture

True Friends
A true friend is to be there for a friends that need them in there time of need. A friend is there when you are going throw your good and bad moments. A friend is there when you are having trouble with an ex or two or three or more. A friend helps friends get out of trouble and keep them out of trouble. A friend is someone you can count on to keep your sercits safe from anyone else knowing. A friend there for you when you need a pick up from life or from a place where you are not wanting to be. A friend is there for you when need someone to call and pick you up and take you places. A friend is just for you when you need them the most in your life. A true friend is very hard to find in this life so when you find one than keep that friend on your side cause everyone needs one true good dear friend. Writen By: melissa joy fransiscoe

Vote For Me Please!
Hey Fubar Friends...I will be in a upcoming contest be sure to stop by and show sum luv.Thanks!...xoxo ~CJ~ The Contest will start Fridy morning between 6am and 8am central time. From there it will run for two weeks and end two Fridays from the start date between 6pm and 8pm central time.Its "Bringing Sexy Back" contest. LINK: ~CJ~ http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=917251&albumid=637274&i=4288598362

R.i.p. Bryan
Rest In PeaceRobert Bryan Minor1985-2006 He was riding his motorcycle. a drunk driver was speeding down Hurricane St. and Commerical here Franklin Indiana. When he was hit his body was throw 200 feet his body was found in a fucking corn field his bike was found in a ditch. He was headed back to Shawn's house when getting something to eat. Then the driver was speeding down the road didn't even bother to hit his brakes...Bryan tried stopping his bike turned with it's side facing the found of the car. The driver ran right into him. He tried fleeing the scene cops caught him 10 minutes away the only way he knew it was him was because his front end was smashed in and red paint all on the side. Which was.the colour of his bike.He was rushed to hospital. He had 2 broken legs, his right arm broken, the cervical nerves...the part of your spine conntected to your spine snapped, 3rd degree burns on his legs from where they touched the engine of his bike. The doctors said he had 20 minutes to

Hey..."friends" And "family"
.You know...I have been on this site for quite sometime and have seen it grow quite a bit since then....have seen the membership grow from 500,000 to well over a million ......In that process of growth i have seen major changes here, with the quality of people that are now members......people used to talk more with each other.....people became real friends....some of us formed bombing cliques that used to help each other in contests...and also help their "friends"......Well, a very close friend of mine is in one of those contests now...a sontest where the prise is a Happy Hour.....She has many times helped others to win various contests....and to gain levels...she reposts bulletins for good causes....and would probably give the shirt off her back if anyone needed it.....and I would know. She is now in need of the help that she has given others so many times before...and i know she will continue to do so....So, all I ask, is that all my friends and family show her some love too, by go

Christmas Pranks By Jeff Hammond / Jeffhammond.com
Christmas pranks By Jeff Hammond / www.jeffhammond.com For that hard to please person on your Christmas list this year, give them the gift of laughter with the new Lee Roy Mercer CD "Gone Racin'". Celebrities such as Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace, Jack Roush and even myself get "had" by Lee Roy. A portion of the proceeds from "Gone Racin'" will be given to Victory Junction Gang Camp. This is the gift that gives in more ways than one. Go to www.LeeRoyMercer.com and get yours today.

What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but do not forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like ... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypr

Art Is Love.. Read My Book!
Do you love your Art? What would you do for it? I am breathing art 24 hours a day. I am also a writer of fiction, in addition to my music. Here is just a snippet of something with which I am working. Whew. Ok, read on. Hope you enjoy. The Gift Little Merryl curled her small, tan knuckles around the scissor handles. She gripped a box corner in her tiny hand, wedging the other edge against her abdomen. She was wrinkling the already crinkled folds. He reached over and steadied her grasp. He was dark, much darker than Merryl, and gentle. He glowed tender blue eyes at her, an abnormality to his race. His breath caressed her sun kissed cheeks as he leaned in to assist. “This one isn’t wrapped with all your love” he scolded. “I don’t want to wrap, it takes too long” she whined up at him, batting smoky eyelashes over enormous black pupils. He was a wise man, beyond his years. So, he never taught little Merryl the way an adult teaches a child. He spoke to her as a peer, an equal

A Man Who Beats On A Women
A MOMENT IN MY LIFE WHEN I WAS ABUSED.. Yet again it happened..6/5/2008 IS IT TRUE THAT THE RIBS CAN TELL THE KICK OF THE BEAST FROM AN EX LOVER'S FIST THE BRUISED BONES RECOVERED FROM THE SUDDEN SHOCK OF THE IMPACT THE SWOLLEN LIDS AND SORRY EYES SPOKE NOT OF LOST ROMANCE .BUT OF HURT HATE IS OFTEN CONFUSSED. IT;S LIMITS ARE IN ZONES BEOUND ITS SELF. LOVE & HATE BY NATURE EXRACTS A PAIN

Scars
scars that wont heal scars that are spread across my heart scars that are written on my face scars, little white lines on my wrists scars, unseen and unable to be touched scars that you cant heal even with your pretty words scars that you cant erase even with the touch of your hands or the heat of your lips scars that were caused by so many things that some i dont even understand

Gamertags
Hey hey I'm getting overloaded with friend requests on xbox live so if you have added me please tell me here and tell me your gamertag so I will accept ur invites and such. Soo many people I dont know. gahhh and it makes me feel bad when they know me And anyone is welcome to add me GaMerKiTTeN just let me know here so I will know who you are Omg my mind sucks

2007 American Music Awards (11-18-07)
2007 American Music Awards Sunday Nov. 18th 7pm/C on ABC! For the first time ever America's Public Online Vote determine the winner. Previously, a select 20,000 retailers voted for the winner. Now the online world does, so please show your support. Go to > http://abc.go.com/primetime/ama/index?pn=vote < & spread the word! Record sales still determine Nominations. Will you Vote? Ya'll now I represent Bone Thugs-4-Life So ya better vOTE fa them!

Quit Update
My name is Angela, and I am a nicotine addict. I have stopped nicotine for 6 days, 14 minutes and 59 seconds (6 days). I've not smoked 120 death sticks, and saved $21.04. I've saved 10 hours and 1 minute of my life.

Why Do Ppl Hate
What I want to know is why do ppl hate so much on other ppl today I was on here talking to friends about Wicca and there was someone in the room that just went off on us we as wiccans dont put ppl down about there way of life and yes wicca is a way of life. they where telling us we r going to hell and we dont believe in god if they would just take the time to find out what wicca is about they would know all there gods and are gods and goddess are one god I would like to know what you think about this or not if you are just going to down me or my way of life then dont even comment. Blesses Be

Another Loser On Fubar.
OK PEOPLE THIS GUY LOVE TO LOW RATE EVERY ONE HE GET TOO MANY COMMENTS FROM DISAPPOINTED PEOPLE,I'M SURE YOU WONT LIKE TO DEAL WITH HIM. HAVE A GOOD EVENING ALL WILDCAT ssuckler@ fubar · arieladdicted@fubar.com just sent you new mail! 47 sec ago · ssuckler rated you a '1'! 1 min ago · ÄRÌÈL ÄÐÐÌÇ#... just checked you out! 1 min ago · ssuckler just checked you out! 1 min ago · adevilspleasure@fubar.com just sent you new mail! 2 min ago

Leave A Comment Of Ur Fine
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. Smoked weed -- £10 Did acid or pills -- £5 Ever had sex at church -- £25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25 Had sex for money -- £100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20 Vandalized something -- £20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10 Beat up someone -- £20 Been jumped -- £10 Cross dressed -- £10 Given money to stripper -- £25 Been in love with a stripper -- £20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15 Ever drive and drank -- £20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50 Used toys while having sex -- £30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the ni

The Beginning Of Me Hating You
Ill be honest, im not caring for many people lately. Lately, not one thing is going right. I am incredibly aggrivated and basically just want to scream. i even blew a fucking tire yesterday.... anyhow, just steer clear, im not in the mood for half-wits.

Stupid Internet
hello to all my friends out there i dont know when my internet is going to stop acting gay. seriously i hate it right now its going so slow and i think its because of my brothers fucking tivo. ugh well since i cant really do the things i usually am able to do on here if you want to talk to me im me on either yahoo or aim if you dont have my names here they are yahoo= chezzygoober and for aim= c2a1s7s8y3. hope to hear from all of you soon since i cant on here :( but still leave me love if you want and when i can i will return the favor

What Happens In Vegas Stays...............
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. Finally, the man behind her says, "Hey, lady. Do you think I could use the machine?" She replies, "Fuck off! Can't you see I'm winning?"

Through The Dark
I’ve been on the receiving end a lot in my lifetime, I know how it feels alone in the moonshine. When someone lays down a hand for you to hold, You believe them, believe anything you’re told. Then you see the truth, what have they done? You thought you were their life, their number one But you were proved wrong, you’re just someone that came along A broken record, playing the same old song. When you move on, you have the fear to commit You’ve been through so many girls, heartbreakers, it’s hard to forget The pain, suffering, that you’ve been through, But you have to get over all this, become a better you. Wake up, don’t live in the past, you have a brand new start A bright, better life, a life without the dark. I’ve grown up, learned through my mistakes. I’ll find the right girl, search, for as long as it takes.

I Miss You...
haha something i just wrote... The way i feel for you is like nothing I've felt before. My day always brightens when I see your face. I wish it could have worked for us, but i know that we are through. I want to be in your warm embrace and to see your face. But I know I couldn't face you now... I love you.

O_o
I'm so bored I"m about to fucking scream. It seems that the bulletins are awfully dead today along with everything else. SO. I propose that someone say something really cool. Post it right here. I need something to make me laugh or smile.

Letting Go
You put me down, you hurt me and expect that Ill be just fine You like me, you hate me just please make up your mind You used to be my everything, you used to be my friend But we are no longer, because our friendship Im going to end I know letting go isnt easy, I know because Ive tried I know holding back tears is impossible, I know because Ive cried I know goodbyes are forever, that when you say it you cant go back I know that it hurts a lot, because Ive been under that attack Whenever someone asks me I tell them Im ok and that Ill be alright When really my tears are working against me, and Im trying my best to put up a fight Its all over for you, and all that we used to be Until you can understand all of what you are doing to me You like me, you hate me, do you still not know? Well you took too long to answer, so now Im letting go

*sigh*
My baby boy turned 17 today.:( Im feeling so old. Seems like just a little while ago I was in labor for 27 hours with what was supposed to be a Halloween baby! LOL This makes me so scared and sad too because now that hes 17 the recruiters are going to hit him all that much harder to join up.I haven't came to any decision yet on permission for delayed entry.(see need military advice blog if you are lost! lol) On one hand i am totally against it but on another he will only be 5 months shy of his 18th birthday so what can i really do if his mind is made up?I just wish he would go to college FIRST.*sigh* I miss my little boy!

Men!!
Why is it that there is no 50-50 in a relationship anymore? Or am I the most hateful biotch to live with? I sure did not see myself miserable so soon in life. And people wonder why I dont want to be married again. Maybe I have too high expectations out of a man. Hell,,keep a job,,weedeat the grass,,,hell ill mow, take out the trash...and occasionally tell me you love me and hold me like there is no tommorrow...Hell im lucky if the trash gets out. Maybe I am just having a bad month..cause im not pmsing right now..lol. I work...cook..clean,,,and any of the above....Or maybe noone is happy anymore and its all a facade?

Playing Head Games
Why do people play headgames all the time especially while dating? I have always gone by the saying," Do unto other's as you would like them to do unto you." Or "honesty is the best policy." I do not understand the need to "string someone along," when I am sure that you would not like it yourself. The dating scene would be so much easier and life would be so much easier if people would just treat other people with respect. I do not know about other people, but I can handle rejection a whole lot easier if I am just told up front of someone's opinion rather than it drag on and made to fell like a nuisence. Does anyone else feel this way??

Best Lounge On Fubar!
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50065 Be Hip, Be Cool, make new friends and get TIPSY! Join the best Fubar Lounge and tell them ThePurplePrincess4u sent you! I promise you will be happy you joined! Birthday Club for members too! Thanks for reading my first blog!

Football
North v South : Football FOOTBALL SEASON - NORTH VS SOUTH WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up North: Chapstick in their back pocket and a $20 bill in their front pocket. Down South: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, powder, mascara waterproof), concealer, and a fifth of bourbon. Wallet not necessary -that's what dates are for. STADIUM SIZE Up north: College football stadiums hold 20,000. Down south: High school football stadiums hold 20,000. NAMES Up North: Doug Flutie Down South: Herschel Walker WEATHER Up North: Snow and Ice. Down South: Sunny, highs mid-60s, lows in the thirties. FATHERS Up North: Expect their daughter to understand Sylvia Plath. Down South: Expect their daughters to understand pass interference. ATTIRE Up North: Male and female alike: woolly sweater or sweatshirt, jeans. Down South Male: -pressed khakis, oxford shirt, cap with frat logo, Justin Ropers. Down South Female: -ankle-length skirt, coordinated cardigan, flat riding boot

13,440 To Level A Leveler
Show her some love. She returns love back to you.Shes always there too help everyone that needs leveled. §AÐI§TI© LIGHT ~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress~ GrØw ®oØm EñTìt¥@ fubar You know what too do go Rate, Fan, Add her and rate her pictures and stash THANKS FOR HELPING HER LEVEL. HAVE A NICE EVENING.

Twin Flame
So if Soul Mates are our spiritual family, what are Twin Flames? Twin Flames are ourselves in another body. When Souls chose to enter into physicality, they were split into masculine and feminine aspects. Please note, I did not say male and female, because throughout our incarnations, we will be in both genders of bodies. When we first leave the Light to enter into physicality, we will connect with our Twin Flame. This is done so we will not feel so totally alone in the human experience. After this we go our separate ways and grow lifetime after lifetime in experience and wisdom until we are ready to break free of the bonds of physicality and mortality. When we have reached this stage we have the opportunity to reconnect with our “other half” or Twin Flame. The chances are that we meet our Twin Flame briefly in many lifetimes, but one or both of us are not ready for the intensity of this connection. When both halves of the whole are ready to come back together and meet they will discov

Bleh
This weekend has sucked ass. I've had to pack all my shit so it can be moved to the new apartment... which sucks ass... cuz i hate packing. SO, other than that.... I hate when people do shit to piss me off.. esp. when i don't wanna be a total bitch to them... so then i pretend like shit doesn't bother me, and smile and go on with my day... and then i sit and let in eat at me instead of YELLING about it... i've learned in the past, that doesn't get me anywhere... so i dunno... not sure what to say or do right now.... i've only been able to talk to one person about it all... cuz that person is quite familiar with the whole situation... sorry to be so vaque... it's a situation thats weird, and i need to vent about but not let everyone know whats going on... I'm just pissed and not sure how to react... anyways, i'm off to finish packing then to bed....

7- Days Left People
HEY EVERYONE I ONLY HAVE 7-DAYS LEFT TO GET THIS V.I.P. MY OLD V.I.P RUNS OUT IN 7-DAYS SP PLEASE COME AND HELP ME.I OWE ALL OF U A GREAT DEAL OF GRATITUDE FOR HELPING ME THE WAY YOU HAVE AND THANK YOU ALL SO LET'S GET THIS ONE OVER WITH SO I CAN GET ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS. JUST CKICK THE LINK BELOW AND START UR COMMENTING. Fire My Words

Floods
A dead issue, don't wrestle with it, deaf ears are sleeping A guilty bliss, so inviting (let me in), nailed to the cross I feel you, relate to you, accuse you Wash away us all, take us with the floods Then throughout the night, they were raped and executed Cold hearted world Your language unheard of, the vast sound of tuning out The rash of negativity is seen one sid edly, burn away the day The nervous, the drifting, the heaving Wash away us all, take us with the floods Then throughout the day mankind played with grenades Cold hearted world And at night they might bait the pentagram Extinguishing the sun Wash away man, take him with the floods

603
Thanks to FuBob for posting this. I really needed the laugh!!! Baked Beans - This is hilarious! (This one is much too cute not to share. Enjoy! Be sure to grab a tissue; I think you'll be laughing so hard you'll cry!) One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released ALL the gas. Upon my arrival,

Rejection Hotlne Numbers
REJECTION HOTLINE BY STATE: ALABAMA 205-383-1788 (Birmingham) 334-541-0107 (Auburn) ARIZONA 520-917-0480 (Tucson) 602-230-4210 602-325-0066 (Phoenix) ARKANSAS 501-545-4960 CALIFORNIA 310-217-7638 (Los Angeles) 310-735-0099 (Los Angeles) 408-236-2060 (San Jose) 408-513-3090 (San Jose) 415-228-0207 (San Francisco) 415-356-9833 (San Francisco) 424-202-6983 661-367-2388 818-301-6845 (Los Angeles) 858-492-8002 (San Diego) 916-384-0237 (Sacramento) COLORADO 303-218-9999 (Denver) 303-607-7527 (Denver) 719-359-8077 (Colorado Springs) 720-259-1388 (Denver) CONNECTICUT 860-760-1846 DELAWARE 302-250-4049 DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA 202-448-8881 202-452-7468 FLORIDA 305-503-0846 (Miami) 352-475-6679 (Gainesville) 407-970-8278 (Orlando) 813-273-8160 (Tampa) 813-792-4079 (Tampa) 904-879-8012 (Jacksonville) 954-880-9025 (Fort Lauderdale) GEORGIA 404-260-1318 (Atlanta) 678-928-3001 (Atlanta) 706-335-0511 (Athens) 770-276-3002 (Atlanta) 770-90

If You Need To Know About Salute Pics Etc. .......here Ya Go!
What is a Salute and why should I make one? A salute is a candid photo of yourself holding a HANDWRITTEN sign with your screen name, member ID, and fubar.com proving to the world that you’re the real person behind your fubar profile. Members often write their information on their hands, feet or other body parts. Please do not submit NSFW salutes. You will NOT be able to move up past level 10 without a verified salute. How do I make a Salute? Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo. 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2. Your Member ID number, (which is located in the end of your URL address; www.fubar.com/user/22) 3. AND, the words: fubar The following items will be accepted as a complimentary addition to your salute: You wearing a fubar t-shirt or you in front of your fubar homepage (not your profile page or any other fubar page) that is CLEARLY visible. * Photoshopped or any “type” print will NOT be accepted. * Grainy and

Tired Of The "game"
WHATS THE POINT OF PEOPLE LIEING, YOU ALWAYS GET CAUGHT ANYWAY, ITS PLAIN AND SIMPLE YOU WANT ME OR YOU DONT....JUST ME !! I HATE FINDING OUT LATER I HAVE BEEN LIED TO OR PLAYED FOR A FOOL...SEEMS THATS ALL MEN DO LATELY. I GIVE MY ALL 100% NEVER LIE NEVER CHEAT ALL I ASK IS FOR THE SAME IN RETURN ...DAMN IS IT THAT DIFFICULT THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO HEAR ME VENT ...PERHAPS IN MY NEXT LIFE ILL BE A NUN

Random Thought
No matter what people say.. call me a whore.. i am far from it.. i have never once cheated on my husband ever.. and it will be like that.. i may say i luv ya but i luv all my friends thats just me.. my best friend i have met here i love to death he been there for me.. he would do anything for me and as i would for him.. doesnt give someone a reason to call me a slut.. i flirt but does it go beyond that nope.. I love my hubby.. nough said

Excerpts From A Dog And Cat Diary
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary: 6:00 am - At last! I go pee! My favorite thing! 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Diary: Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat somethi

My Grasp
here is an older poem that I wrote about my commitment to the partner I've always been searching for, and never found, I was 18 and 12 years later Im still searching for you. My Grasp You are the breath that decays itself slowly within my unforgiving lips - I am the touch that fullfills you completely with only mere fingertips - You are the warmth that quenches my thirst to be loved and content - I am the one who loves you more and to the farthest extent - You are the thought that intrudes the deepest cracks of my exposed heart - I am with you always and our love will never ever part - You are the taste that provides my passion with hope and desire - I am the reason your sadness withers and begins to expire - You are the concern within my stomach that drains me of my strength - I make a promise to cherish our love and I will go to any length - Copyright ©1993 Jason Lusk 'evilteddybear'

What Does Your Name Reveal
K: Crazy A: Easy to fall in love with T: Makes dating fun. I: Loves to laugh and smile E: can kick your ass M: Has gorgeous eyes C: Good kisser G: Loves to laugh and smile L: very good kisser I: Loves to laugh and smile N: Hottttttttttttttttttttt! C: Good kisser H: Frickin hott DO YOURS: A: Easy to fall in love with B: Amazing kisser C: Good kisser D: Is very sexual E: can kick your ass F: Loves people G: Loves to laugh and smile H: Frickin hott I: Loves to laugh and smile J: Is really sweet K: Crazy L: very good kisser M: Has gorgeous eyes N: Hottttttttttttttttttttt! O: Has a nice ass P: popular with all sorts of people Q: A animal lover R: Has one of the best personalities ever S: Makes people laugh T: Makes dating fun. U: Has a Smile to die for V : Not judgemental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Can be funny and dumb at the same time Z: Loved by everyone

Today I Was Mostly In London
Well today i took a group of University bigwigs up to the House of commons. The traffic was crappy getting back out which resulted in me finishing at 0100.. Never mind 2 days off now but back up to the smoke on Saturday

Time For Love
We search for more time with our children, We search for more time with loved ones. Men search and desire that time for the big game, Women search for more time to get ready so they can look the way they want. With all the things that we want more time for are all things that we love. So I ask you this, are the two four letter words very different? My thoughts are no, when you run out of time then you are all out of love. Without time you have no love, so to think that the time you have you should love every minute of. Soon enough you will lose life and with that there will be nomore time for love. So I urge you that everyday you take the time to love what you have and to love the time you are given.

Private Message ( 18 + )
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u c

The Curtain Rods
>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and >suitcases. > On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful >dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and >feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. > When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a >few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the >curtain rods. > She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. > When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the >first few days. > Then slowly, the house began to smell. > They tried everything: cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. > Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. > Air fresheners were hung everywhere. > Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which >the

23,000 To Godfather!!!!!!!!1
Hes getting so close too being our next Godfather. Stop by and show some love. Hes got 23,000 to go. Rate his pictures and stash .Thanks too everyone for helping him get too GodFather. -Rich-@ fubar

I'm Hurting In Side
i found out i'm hated i think i knew this before all those name those words i slam my door called such evil things by a friend i know i can i know i tend to pretend pretending it doesn't hurt but i know it does and to say such a thing to someone i didn't even know for you that's a whole new low poetry will comfort me i'll forget, you see, i'm not going to remember you, so it won't last you'll always be my past i'll never see you again and then i will laugh and i will smile at least i'm not the one who acts like a child i'll get it all out tears coming close i cry everyday

Saturday November 10, 2007
We begin our show tonight with some words of wisdom straight from the Dali lama : Zibbedy Zibbedy Zibbedy Zibbedy KANGAROOOOOOOO! Our translators are all autistic. NEWSFLASH 5:35 AM: Cheese wiz has been found to cause cancer. The surgeon general has indicated that, Studies show smoking cheese wiz may cause pneumonia, lung cancer, and having your head blown off when the aerosol can explodes from the heat. NEWS FLASH 5:40 AM: Finland hasbeen taken hostage by penguins. They are demanding $100000, a flight to the pole, and fish.

I May Have Disturbed You
I may have disturbed you.... There have been many times when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the e-mails I send out. So today I just wanted to tell you..... Tough Shit! AND I PLAN TO CONTINUE!

Who Me Bitter ?? Nah
I'm 36, I have no girlfriend. I'm nice to women, but all women hate me. Everything on TV sucks. I can't go anywhere or do anything without seeing some asshole wearing those baggy pants (with stripes down the sides) around his ankle, like he's hauling around a load of shit in his pants. Everyone is buying those ugly-ass yellow glasses because they think they'll be cool once they have them. I can't go one day without hearing about the Titanic. I work full time and go to school. I have no time for fun. When I get free time to do anything, there's nothing to do. I live in Georgia: It blows. Georgia is closed on Sundays, and everything is illegal here. Why don't we just secede from the union? We might as well, since state ordinance is considered supreme law. My university sucks. I always get the last registration period for classes. The day after my registration period, open registration begins. So I always get screwed when I have to pick classes. I can't sleep because my room is to

How Can I...
How can I... ~Tony Martinez All day and night I think about it Rack my brain How can I Show you Tell you Make you understand All day I hammer against that wall Trying to break through So hard but I will never give up How can I What can I say What can I do To help you Right there on the edge About to turn that corner But just can't take that last step Can't make that leap of faith How can I Help you reach for me Fall into my arms Trust me I ache for you I need you Please Tell me How can I

Where Is The Peace
Hello humans I came too this world many years ago i have seen the beauty of your many cultures.Your Great acomplishment, And the Terror of your wars! Every day i watch your news programs and horrified at humans that kill other humans. did we loose Your selfs after 9/11! Why is it after the worst day of your lives when you all came side by side too help out your fellow man or woman. Can someone tell me why humans hate i mean you all live on a great planet. The earth has so much too offer but you all are trying too destroy it! Please help make the world a better place. Just my Feelings Superman

Blond Gets Bank Loan‏
A blond walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blond hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the blond returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and

My Hole
inside its dark just the way i like its deep, making it hard to breathe when i decide to escape the walls are too steep there is no one to help me i'm too weak to help myself my fingers don't hold so i'm stuck, in my hole like always

Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 13,2007 You are strangely worried about what people are saying about you -- which isn't usually a big deal. Put your ear to the ground and you should find that what they're saying is all true and largely positive.

How To Detect A Mental Deficiency
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." "What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

Tuff Stuff Number 2
they shut my water off after i paid my bill... make sense? but for another 70 bucks its back on my NEW to me van broke down.. my sons IAT meeting is today .. pray for a good meeting i really could use a break. the stress is bad this way. pray for me too please.

Ramblings.
Sometimes I wonder why... Why people choose to be as they are. Why I choose to be who and what I am. Why others look down upon each other. Why people have expectations of one another. Sometimes I wonder When... When will humanity cease to be as it is and has been. When those who can not see the big picture will become enlightened. When those who put more value in they're ego will be humbled. When I will find more of which I seek so desperately. When my words will mean something. Sometimes I wonder where... Where will I find that which I seek. Where others get the insane ideas about life that they have. When reality will sink in that were all stuck here. When the truth will be known by all. When my time on earth will actually end. Sometimes I wonder what... What will become of me. What the hell you people are thinking. What inspires humanity to be so ignorant and conceited. What fates and circumstances I shall once again prevail over. What fate will b

Keepin It Burning...
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it's to one more person.In memory of anyone you know that has battled cancer and lost or survived.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. Please keep this candle going! Thank you!

Where Are You All At?
A really great friend of mine needs your help to become the next Godmother. She is only 350k away and has probably helped a lot of you along the way. cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ♥ BaRgoDD's RL/GF ♥@ fubar

Me!
So i am a softball player for my high school!!! and i love sports!!!! i have played softball for 14 years.... i had surgery on my right elbow......... my senior year is gonna rock......... i have the bestests friends any1 could ask for.............

Freedom
Freedom To be owned by a Master is a unique experience, but one that this one has yet to experience. What she means by being owned by a Master? Is that she has never been His only slave. she has never learned to let go of her control. Never totally given up her rights and freedoms. she longs to do so, she desires to be free even though she is bound in chains. To be owned is in itself freedom. To be able to lay your cares down upon your Master. To loose all inhabitions to know what is like to be safe, loved and treated well. her needs are simple. she seeks One who can and will take what He wants, but also show her it is ok to let go. To let Him guide her in her life as a slave. To push her to do her very best to be pleasing, and serving her Master. Even after punishing her He comforts her. Telling her that she has pleased Him and He is proud to be her Owner. For i

R.w. Photography
R.W. Photography Richard Whittington 91 Court Street Apt 14 Machias, Maine 04654 Wedding Photography start at $400.00 Wedding Photo CD $ 50.00 I do Wedding, Portrait, Landscape, Pets, Church, Prom,school,insize and outsize Photography, at the Best price. (Press Photography) I sale my photo Cd of pets, Landscape people to get start making good income the photo cd cost $40.00 and i get 10% from each sale you make. photo cd have over 40 best picture on that photo cd. I have taking picture over 40 years school name: New Your Institute of Photography. Master Photographer Richard Whittington Assignment Verification Code:44709WHI (aipress.com/masterverify) Issuing Authority: International Freelance Photographers Organization Lewisville, North Carolina 27023 U.S.A. telephone 336-945-9867, email: ifpo@ainewsservice.net Classification AAAA date issued, 9/04/2007, expiration, 9/15/2010 (I Vonda H. Blackburn, a Founding Director of International Freel

Bs
well to all those know me. i dont think i will be on much. the person im married to has been trying to run my life. she ended it with me and admitted some stuff so i filed fo divorce today. so she messages the girl i thouught i was seeing to try to keep me and her from being together. she just dont want me with n e 1. she is deceitful and manipalative. so i may not be on much n e more since i will be going thru this divorce. thanks all brian aka big daddy

Sexinessssssssss
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Family
ok.. i doubt anyone will respond to this. This is more of me just trying to get my feelings out and it's easier to type right now than write. ok so what do you do when you need to be there for someone, but everything they do makes u just wana forget their existance. them not being around would be easier. i'm talking about my sister. maybe i should give ya a lil background so u understand. almost four years ago, my brother in law *best friend of mine* was brutally beat by the cops. he was diabetic and wrecked during a seizure. the individual he hit called the cops and told them she was hit by a drunk driver because my bro was unresponsive. they arrive on the scene and after bout 15 mins *witnesses* they took him out of the vehicle put him on the ground, cuffed and shackled him. this was four police, on top of one man. we didn't know where he was and when we found out what hospital and got on the scene we assumed his broken nose, bruised and scratched face, shoulders and ches

The Truth About The Grand Canyon
GRAND CANYON NOT FORMED BY LONG-TERM WATER EROSION How awesome! It just kept dropping below me… down… down… down. I drank in the majesty of the canyon. “Grand Canyon”… so well named! My friend Thomas stood beside me. He broke the silence. “Did you know that this Grand Canyon most likely started as a crack in the earth?” “Oh come on, Tom, the Colorado River did it. Everybody knows that.” Tom shook his head. “There is reason to believe that the canyon was originally cut by an electrical discharge from a passing heavenly body.” “You mean, by a huge lightning bolt?” “That’s right,” said Tom. “Those cracks perpendicular to the canyon resulted from an electrical arc. They are not water-caused rills.” And he added, “I believe it happened during the latter part of the Great Flood.” Tom was a well respected scientist. But I still had to ask him: “Are you serious?” “Definitely,’ he responded. WHY NOT WATER EROSION OVER LONG AGES? “Of

When It Is My Time
When it is my time to go away, I hope you all remember me, not by the mistakes i made, but by the love i gave so freeley. When it is my time to say goodbye, remember it wont be forever, we will meet again. When it is my time to leave behind the precious things in life, I hope you remember the laughter as well as the tears. When it is my time to go away, dont cry for me cause i lived my life. Nothing lasts forever but the love we share it will go on. When it is my time for the angels to come and take me home, please dont ever forget the tears i shed because i couldnt be there when you needed a shoulder to cry on and i wanted to be there for you. When it is my time to go away remember me by the smile on my face. cause it was you that put it there. When it is my time to i hope that you will remember me by the kind words, the prayers that i always said for you. When it is my time to go know that i did my best to be your friend, and that our friendship was sp

Honestly
Aiight this is my time to break shit off my chest thats been on it since i joined this site. Honeslty im tired of people deciding off the bat damn near that ur a player or ur all about urself. Im me no more no less. I'm far from conceited or all about myself. Just cuz u have a name or said a comment or u have a caption under ur name doesnt mean anything...Slow ur roll and get to know em first dont write them off.I'm a big ass clown i tell people that and i joke about alot of shit and thats all it is. I'm a great guy that is a great friend and i get sick and tired of people and their attitudes. Always on the defensive about shit. It gets old. If ur not gonna be fair and ur gonna over react dont bother. Oh yea my name isnt A Gift & A Curse cuz i think im a Gift to Women. By all means i dont see myself as hot or whatever i may be told. This is what my name means..people sometimes like u and sometimes they dont...either way it can be "A Gift & A Curse" GET IT! so please take the attitude e

Stupidity Online
People who post their kids pics on the internet are stupid. We try to teach older kids who get online to keep their anonymity for safety. Then parents post their kids pics. Geeze people, get a grip, its not safe to be putting your kids faces out there for the perverts to steal! They use them to put on kiddie porn to give it a fresh new look. And if you are too Stupid to listen when someone warns you, you may be surprised as hell when the FBI shows up at your door wanting to know why you have your kids in kiddie porn.

" A Place For A Time"
" A PLACE FOR A TIME " Slowly the sand slips through the neck of the hour glass. Time trickling without making sound, bring memories of time that's past. each grain of sand that falls, becomes our legacy of happiness and despair. A curse we each inherit at birth, A place for a time - we each have our share.

How Do You Define Love
Some say it's mysterious, magical, complex, difficult, imaginary, thought-provoking, inspirational, intuitional, joyous, immeasurable, ecstasy, and undefinable. Perhaps. "Love is a feeling directed at someone which acknowledges their goodness." "The willful intent to serve the well being of another." Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always hopes, always perseveres. Love itself is a universal experience. Yet, every individual occurrence - while perhaps bound by a common thread - seems absolutely unique. Love is what love is! To everyone it expresses itself differently. Making Love is the highest level and the most loving way we can physically express or demonstrate our Love for our love partner. Everyone knows that the sexual experience can b

My Brother Would Have Been 21 Today*sighs*
WELL I DIDN'T LOSE MY MIND LIKE I THOUGHT I WOULD TODAY.HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL BROTHER.I WILL BE PARTYIN LIKE A ROCKSTAR FOR YOU TODAY CAUSE I KNOW IF YOU WERE STILL HERE WE WOULD BE GETTING FUCKED UP TODAY-ITS WHAT HE LIKED DOIN MOST!!! R.I.P JAMES A.K.A FATAL I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Miss Behavin (katie Lou)
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. If i could take you anywhere in the world with me i would take you______________. Life without you would be like________________________. if you died tomorrow my reaction would be____________________. i filled this out most of all because_______________________. so now for my final words: ____________________________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this lots of fun and you can really make someone's day. Message them and dont be afraid to see what people will put!

Lost
perhaps when one feels most alone is when they are farthest from by themselves.... or so the whispers may remind... odd lil detail about silent whispers....altho intended to caress the mind of their focal point....oftenly seldom do they land articulated.... in the most silent of moments little sense of their clutter can be made...somehow deep within ferocious abyss do the whispers become voices....voices become tears...perhaps the winds will sort things back to their intended direction..the tear stained rain wash away the dirt and each new day shed just enough light to follow the map.

I Wonder...
Do you ever wonder what would happen if you just took one step back? What I mean is. What If you could just sit in the side lines. and actually watch your life being lived. All the heartbreak, happy times, regret, lessons learned. Would you do anything differently? The certain decisions that you made.... That lead you to where you are today. I have thought about this countless of times. And no matter how many times I go back and do things over in my mind.... No matter how many different situations I would put myself in. I still found that I would be in the exact same place that I am today. Who knows, maybe Im thinking too hard. There could just be a simple explanation to why things happen the way they do. But, there really isnt. No one knows why. Maybe its because, WE choose what happends to us. We choose who we are friends with, who we hate. who we love... And no matter what happens. No matter how many mistakes we make. Its all going to happen the same exact way that

Mumm,
I don't often write these and it hurts when I do, but I often find that by writing it down sometimes helps me to feel better. I've been chatting with a person for quite a long while now, and I've really gotten used to talking with her. Its great, she sends me a txt in the mornings on my cell to say hi, or we'll banter back and forth while I'm at work texting on our cells. We talk on the phone sometimes also, and I've really begun to care the world for her. She told me once not too long ago that there are three people she'd trust with her life and that I was one of them. I've always been sincere and honest with her also. Thats what I love about her most but.... Like most women she's lucked out with some losers in love and she recently ended a 6 month relationship with a sponge. I told her to take some time, relax, be single think about your next steps and jut enjoy some you time and get your head together. She replied that its difficult that in her entire life she's n

How I Feel This Morning
GOOD MORNING ALL OF MY GREAT LOVING FRIENDS.. AND THERE IS MANY . I AM HAVING TO BLOG THIS BECAUSE AS USUAL MY SHOUT BOX ISNT WORKING.. I TRY VERY HARD TO ANSWER EVERYONE.. PLEASE DO NOT FEEL THAT I AM IGNORING YOU THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN ..IF I DONT SHOUT BACK WITHIN SECONDS THAT MEANS MY SHOUT IS DOWN.. JUST THROW ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE EASIER FOR ME ANYWAYS ... THIS MORNING I ACTUALY FEEL MUCH BETTER EXCEPT I HAVE WOKE UP WITH A SEVER SINUS HEADACHE BUT I AM TAKING MEDICINE AND DRINKING MY COFFEE AS I TYPE... I LOVE YOU ALL PLEASE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CARRING ABOUT ME. IT MEANS A GREAT DEAL.. LOVE YOU. COME LUV ME

Lost
Life right now is soo stressful.. to man things going around at once...i just want to stay on one level rather jumping up and down.. i feel lost...in many ways.. i dont know what to do really.. is it really worth it.. i try so hard and i dont get anything out of it

Sisterhood Rules
I love the group but as all groups we have rules and thought I would post them once more for us so we dont forget them....If you are a female and not a member ask one of us about it....Its a great group Please add "The Sisterhood" to your name... somewhere, anywhere. Last, first, doesn't matter. Once you add us, let me know and I will add you to the list. After you are added to the list, you should rate, fan, and add all sisters that are listed before you. You should be at least a level 5 to join. No salute pic is necessary but you should have at least one pic of yourself so we know what you look like. If there is a female on your friends list who is a good friend to you, by all means go ahead and ask her to join us. Member Pinkouts are a good thing to show Love! If at any time you no longer wish to be a member of The Sisterhood, send me a private email so I can remove you from the list. And Finally...This is a DRAMA FREE ZONE! Let's keep it that way! We are

Fucking Ppl!
To all you horney fucks out there, Im here to chat and have fun with my friends!! THATS ALL! Im tired of getting all these horney fucks wanting to chat and telling me to look at there dirty pics.. Leave me the hell alone! Im married with 2 kids and they are my life! So please If your not here to meet new friends then you are in the wrong page!!!! I hate to be a bitch but aparently thats the only way to get through to ppl!

Ps3-assassin's Creed
Opening Trailer for the Game My latest PS3 obsession: Assassin's Creed by UbiSoft Seemingly set in the holy land during the crusades, Assassin's Creed allows the player to assume the genetic memories of one of his ancestors, Altair, who was part of an elite brotherhood of master killer. Stripped of your rank early on, due to some poor judgement calls and failure to obey the sects creed, your goal is to regain your rank and priveledges while also taking on the invading European Crusaders. Graphics are stunning, no other way to put it. The player is immersed in an open world game play centered around 3 huge cities: Jerusalem, Damascus, and Acre and the political struggle between 3 waring parties. Detail in the game is taken to a new level, as interactions while walking through a crowd are dependant not only on how the player interacts but the level of awareness in each of the people in the crowd. For example, guards patrol the streets but unless you are doing somethin

Disconnected
Hiding in the darkness, Disconnecting from reality. I feel the waves of hopelessness Crashing all around me. My nights seem to be endless, And my days are even longer. Each day I grow more restless. My disconnection growing stronger. The shadows that surround me Through the cold and darkened night, Keep my soul company Silently convincing me to keep up the fight. My walls of protection are sensing my distress And rising quickly from somewhere deep inside. Growing into a stone cold fortress, A place for me to run to and hide. Disconnecting from my life. Disconnecting from my feelings. Disconnecting from my loved ones, My only way of healing. I thought this journey of self-discovery I started over a year ago, Would finally help me break free. Would finally help me to let go. How do I let go and disconnect from the guilt I feel For trying to follow my heart? And why in the hell does it have to be such a big deal That I finally want my life to start?

Just Two Things.....
All I ask of people in my life is just two simple things. Be honest with me. Treat me as I treat you. Two simple rules that rule all my actions and how I interact with anyone. Fail to do those things and you lose. You lose my sympathy. You lose my friendship. You lose any chance you ever had of being close to me. I have a person in my life well I think they are. Not really sure. I thought they were interested in being a friend but now I realize that I was wrong yet again about peoples intentions. It really scares me how bad I have become at reading people when I used to be so good at it. Ten years ago I could pull somebody's psyche apart in about twenty seconds and know what to say to seduce them. To hurt them, to drive them from me or pull them closer. It was damn near magic I tell you. But now I could not read a dime store novel if it was on tape. I think the thing I am missing is the drugs. It must be the factor. I mean everything else is the same but I q

Get The Girl
All i want is just one thing to get the girl for just one fling come to me come be mine be my princess ill treat you fine {give me a minute, half an hour if you take me, you hold the power}chorus now comes the time to figure out the secret to getting the girl but who keeps it because nice guys always finish last i learned hard its in my past chorus the day will come when ill be the one when they turn and run to me they will come we'll have some fun chillin till we see the sun im the one they'll come talk to but they dont know now is someday ill rock you no matter how i act or what i do no matter how you feel im here for you Dustin B. Unrath

Just A Work In Progress
There are lines, where things used to be smooth. Softer tender skin, where there used to be those chiseled grooves. There is gray in my hair, I sometimes blame on stress There is places upon me, I wish weren’t such a mess But I love the lines upon my face as they show the many Years that I have smiled And although my body might seem aged I’d like to think I am still pretty wild The gray upon my head just proves Maturity in my years the things I’ve Overcome and all the nights of tears. So although some may not think I’m Perfect, that is alright cause this is perfect to me! That I am beginning to see those “flaws” as progress to a better me. And to me that truly says it all! ~Ariel 11/2007

Joined A New Club
I joined a new Bombing Family since the shutdown of the contest bombers if you'd like to join here is the link :D `//The Spankers Club//`@ fubar Here's the links to the contest and giveaway I am entered in currently... Most comments wins.. this one Ends Nov 30 95,000 comments... 30 day blast Giveaway

Profile Comments
well i am here to let friends fans and others that i can not go into profile comments cause everytime i do it kicks me off the site and then i have to log back in all over i can get picture comments just fine just not profile comments... thanks michelle

Like I Just Don't Know
so far i like to think my life has been simple...when i was younger i was a nobody...i got older got a lil cuter...i got more friends...and my name was out there...good and bad..i have great friends(sometime)but most of tha time...and my family be chilin when they want too...but tha one thing i have never really had was a special boy that made me feel like he was just for me...i see my girl with a new guy that hates me but loves her so to make up for hatin me he gets her whatever she wants..or tha one that will wait for tha crimal to get set free(long story)but still it's love...and i have had guyz who said tha words...but didn't mean it...i mean i haven't been a real relationship in so long cuz of all that bullshit...and when i do find someone i would like to give it a chance with it's not tha same for him...maybe i'm suppose to be alone...every lil girl has her dream of gettin married and bein a mommy but for me that seems like that's just what it is a dream...i even had someone tell

What Kind Of Penis Are You!? Tell Me!!
THE PENIS LIST The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different. The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar. The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big. The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing...Taste is everything. The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you. The Alkaseltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is... The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart. The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it. The Pringles penis: once you pop, you can't stop The M&M penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT! The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious The Energizer penis: it keeps going and going The Right Guard penis: anything less is uncivilized The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: self-explanatory The Cambells soup penis: mmm mmm good The purple pickle penis: heh heh

Daddy Can You See Me
Daddy can you see me, Daddy can you hear me now, Daddy i wanted to make you proud, you were my hero. Daddy why did you have to go away. I played my first game today, Daddy i made a home run, Daddy you would have been so proud of me daddy. Daddy can you see me. Daddy i made a new friend today, you would have liked him. Daddy can you hear me, i called for you today, because i miss you. Daddy can you see me, mommy cries every night cause she misses you to. Daddy can you see me, can you hear me. I prayed for you daddy, cause i wanted you to come home. Daddy can you see me. I wanted to make you proud, I made a touch down today daddy, wished you were here to see it, they were so proud of me. Daddy i love you, why did you have to go away and leave me and mommy here. Mommy loves you to, so why then cant you come home, daddy i dont understand. Daddy you can you see daddy can you hear me. I wanted you to always be here for us, but now you have gone away, and i miss

Cowboys Carve Up The Jets In Thanksgiving Classic & Make Milestones Galore!
Cowboys Carve Up The Jets In Thanksgiving Classic! I don't think there was a soul in Dallas who believed the Cowboys would lose to the lowly Jets on Thanksgiving Day at Texas Stadium. They were right. Once the snow flurries started falling, once you smelled the aroma of a great Thanksgiving dinner coming from the kitchen, once you saw the "Silver and Blue" take the field, you knew that destiny was on the side of the Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys absolutely demolished the New York Jets by a lopsided score of 34-3 and set a new franchise record with a 10-1 start to their magical 2007 season. The game was an amazing showcase of the superior talent-laden team led by the NFC's top quarterback, Tony Romo. Romo, actually led the Cowboys upfield during their first possession of the game on a quick scoring drive that was completed by a Marion Barber touchdown to put the Boys up 7-0. That was all they needed, but there was even more excitement to come in the next three quarters

New Rule To Encourage Salutes??
When I uploaded my salute photo I jumped about nine levels because - I was already twelfth level when they instituted the salute policy (so I stayed there... otherwise I'd have been stuck at 10th), and during the time it took me to take a salute photo and upload it, I accumulated points that stayed there- and finally counted towards 21st level when I did. (It took me so long because of logistics.) Posting this because apparently rating and commenting on profiles and photos of people who've hit that limit (10th level, without salute, showing that 99.99% in the "points to level" bar) doesn't help with points anymore, based on a bit of experimentation? (This may be announced official policy- haven't yet checked.)

What Doesn't Kill Me Makes Me Stronger????
Soooooo, this group I belong to has an issue. We have an issue that threatens to divide our group. The issue has to do with our property owner making a decision that has to do with what the owner beliefs is a liability issue, while our group believes it to be a personal attack. The problem is both sides are not wrong, and both sides have a point. I fear that this one problem may cause both sides to split. I have made a point to talk to many different people, to get every point of view. Some are more level headed then others, some outright hate the other side. I just want to get to work. The hardest thing in the world is keeping a level head, and moving forward at the same time. I have heard my name being involved in both sides, I understand things from a business point of view, but I also understand things from a group point of view. We will have to hash the whole thing out, I just wander what things will look like when the dust settles. Should be interesting........

It Hurts!
=== '~ RisinAngel ~ Co Owner of Metallore Lounge ~ Club F.A.R. ~ Careful I Bite ~' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-25 21:47:56'.. > > === '*Southern Sexy*' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-24 07:46:05'.. > > > > > > > > > > You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.-You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and comp

The Key To A Heart
There is a key that opens up each person's heart. Everyone has a key that fits perfectly with someone else. The trick is finding that person your key fits with, and theirs fits with you. It happens alot that one or the other person's key seems to fit a lock. However unless both people's keys fit, the match cannot work. My key consists of humor (sarcastic and witty), intelligence, subtle flirting, and an attraction that soars past physicality. What is your key?

???
I'm not THAT wild!!! You Are a Wild Woman Sky diving on the first date? Why not? You're up for almost anything, and that's what guys love about you. You don't back down from challenges, and you love to challenge others. You're so wild it's a little scary, but that's usually a good thing! Are You a Daring Woman?

My Poor Girlfriend
Man, some peole just need to back up a few steps. My girlfriend has to deal with soem amjor shit from her ex, and I think it's just sad. Dude runs around telling people how rotten she is, and her husband, files false charges on her husband, which after 5 or so weeks was prooven to be false, tries to break up her marraige, and has made every effort to destory her life , and he just dosen't seem to want to back the hell off. What's funny is he tells people shit to make himself look good while he's playing women like cheap fucking instruments. He's got a girlfriend online, and asking one of his ex-wife's best friends to sleep with him. I met her, he actually just asked her again a few weeks ago. I wish I could be a fly on the wall when Karma catches up with his ass, between the damage he's doing to his ex, the damage he's done to his own daugther, and the damage he's doing to women who don't even know he's playing them, it should be damn good.

The Unicorn
A unicorn on hilltop high points his noble crown to the sky; there he stands all alone; his thought and intentions all unknown. Passers by stop to stare but the unicorn doesn't seem to care. Day turns to night and night back to day but the unicorn doesn't go away; he just stands there ignoring the passers by with a tear in his eye. A young child approches the unicorn and asks "dear unicorn why do you stand here all alone in day and night not going home and poor unicorn what is the reason that you cry"?The unicorn then turns and replies "I asked God if he loves me yesterday.I have patiently waited not going away but, still I have gotten no reply and that is the reason that I cry".The child then places her hand on the unicorns head; smiles and says "dear unicorn I have loved you since before the day you were born; I was there with you through that terrible storm; I have always been there for you and always will be; I am always there though you can't see, so, dear unicorn dry your eyes an

Empathy During Psychotherapy
Empathy During Psychotherapy Study Examines Empathy During Psychotherapy Chicago Tribune - March 07, 2007 CHICAGO - They're special, those moments of close connection when you become attuned to another person's mood, and it seems you can sense what he or she feels. This "we're on the same wavelength" phenomenon is known as empathy, part of the emotional glue that helps bind people together. Now it's being studied with the tools of modern science, sophisticated neuro-imaging scans and physiological tests that track how people's brains and bodies respond during social encounters. The still-young field of scientific inquiry is called social neuroscience, and it's beginning to demonstrate that empathy has biological underpinnings as well as emotional dimensions. The latest research comes from Boston, where Massachusetts General Hospital researcher Dr. Carl Marci has been examining empathy in the context of psychotherapy. His research appeared last month in the Journal of

My Lord, Seeing 30 Year Old's And...
If I wasn't 46 I would go after him and teach him alot of tricks... Why is it when I was 19 the older men looked good and occasionally I would go out with them? But these day there aren't very many good looking men past the age of 35. Like I said before, I am 46 years old and many guys have said I look in my late 20's, I will put up 1 picture for now or 2 to show you when I was 23 and 43. I would go out with a younger man, for some reason I don't. I guess it is do to with having a 19 year old son living with me for the time being. Maybe one day I will go for a young guy and like I said before, to teach them tricks I know. Till now there are always my fantasies.

To My Friends In The Northwest ...
The wizards at NESQUIK have come up with a delicious and nutritious fortified milk breakfast drink called NESQUIK QuikStart! Not only is QuikStart a great source of vitamins and minerals, it’s also a good source of fiber and comes in three scrumptious flavors: Chocolate, Cappuccino and Peach! Check out a bottle of QuikStart in stores now (available only in select areas in the Northwest at this time)

Gotta Love This!
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. "A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked? "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS

Remember This At Christmas...
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Wyoming Cowboy
A Wyoming cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" Just a couple minutes ago..."

Toys For Tots
This Year while you are shopping, please don't forget to drop a toy in the bin for the Marines. It's for a Great Cause. Otherwise there will be alot of children that will go without a Christmas. Please show some love for these Kids by Helping the Marines.

Anis Nin
… Eventually her desire died in her from sheer exhaustion. All the tautness left her body. She became as soft as cotton … For the first time, the hunger that had been on the surface of her skin like an irritation, retreated into a deeper part of her body. It retreated and accumulated, and it became a core of fire that waited to be exploded …

Apple Crumble
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 5 apples 1 cup rolled oats 2/3 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 6 tbsp. butter 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. allspice 2 tbsp. apple juice or orange juice 1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Lightly butter a 9-inch square baking pan or a casserole of the equivalent size, then dust it with flour. Peel, core and slice the apples, and arrange them in the pan. 2. In the bowl of an electric mixer, blend the oats, brown sugar, flour, butter, cinnamon, salt and allspice on low speed until it forms a coarse meal. Crumble the mixture evenly over the apple slices and sprinkle with the juice. Bake for 35 minutes. Makes 6 servings.

Numb
No feeling in any of my limbs But in my heart, I sense you You touch me, I feel nothing Yet my inner self tingles My imagination thrills You whisper, words of lust I tremble, lengthen and unfold Nibble, suck and tongue thrust Edible folds and juicy points found You moan and whimper in must My entire body may be numb But my feelings are strong I feel you, my love; in my heart My soul breathes your name Nostrils, skin thrill at your proximity I ache for your touch, unfelt but known Intent is meant and well enjoyed Sexuality oozes from me to you Pleasure is liquid, wetness sought Minds and erogenous zones well met Soon my love Fantasy will turn into reality I will no longer be numb But will be fulfilled By your actual loving touch

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/2/07;
Think about this a minute; if love is really blind why the fuck use silicon boobs, penis enlargement, and fuckin' lingerie? For that matter deodorant, make up, tooth paste, and perfume! Puts a kick in the fuckin' ass of tree huggin' environmental all naturalists! You want shit natural as longs it looks and smells good to you!

She Lost Her Husband-
My husband did in a work related accident leaving me and our 3 young boys. Im dying inside right now i can stop the hurt. My poor babies endless tears. So if you dont hear or see me on here this is why. I have my boys to be both mother and father to now. I have along road a head of me and i will be on here very little anymore. Here is the link to my husbands page. Luvlicks3@ fubar RIP Peter you will be forever loved! Luvlicks3@ fubar (repost of original by '~KOOGERBABE~ Im not coming back my husband died today and this is no joke' on '2007-12-02 04:26:21') (repost of original by 'EveningStar ~ Schmee'sGnomewifey~GateGuard Fubar Paganism Family~Metal's own' on '2007-12-02 05:33:26') (repost of original by '~KOOGERBABE~ Im not coming back my husband died today and this is no joke' on '2007-12-02 06:14:49') (repost of original by 'HUSHY' on '2007-12-02 12:57:55') (repost of original by '~KOOGERBABE~ Im not coming back my husband died today and this is no joke' on '20

New Drink
New Drink A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the shar

Random Thoughts Enter My Mind ...
1 . Morality is doing what is right . No matter what you are told . Religion is doing what your told . No matter what is right . 2 . If you are an idiot . Please practice safe sex ! 3 . Don't blame your obesity on a dysfunctional thyroid . That just makes you look Fat and Retarded . 4 . SEX backwards ... XES .... means 666 in roman numerals . You should just call it fucking like I do . 5 . Christianity has Pagan DNA . ..... 6 . I've seen the your church . Ive seen the steeple . I've went inside and met all the people . Think I'll teach my children about God myself . 7 . Stupidity is a fatal disease . I'm 2 seconds from killing your dumbass . 8 . Save the trees , Wipe your ass on a beaver . 9 . As soon as I learn to fly . I'm shitting on the first bird I see . 10 . If your incapable of intelligent thought . Your not allowed an opinion . 11 . Your right men....... I should be in the kitchen .......................with all the sharp abjects=o) 12 . Wh

Resetted Your Pics 12-4-07
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give SO MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!!!! ~~~~~DRAGONBOI~~~~

Sitv.com
Men are in love with their penises. They place their hand outside their pants and grab it. They stuff their hand inside their pants and scratch it. And we all know they put their hands inside their pants, stroke it, and make sweet love to it. Their fondness for their penises is not surprising. After all, a penis is comprised of almost 4,000 nerve endings that give men the ultimate pleasure they seek. Plus, many others pay homage to the penis. Women talk about penis size regularly. Gay men adore penises to the maximum (you really have to love it to get it up the butt). And the media loves penises so much they’ve given it a variety of names. It’s no wonder men love their Johnson’s. Because men worship there Pecker’s so much, they demand their Pecker’s be treated with adulation. If a man lies on a woman’s bed, she better unzip his pants, pull down his boxer/briefs, and go to town on his Wang. But don’t expect him to travel past your belly button to get closer to your Va-Jay

Please Help
My best friends son was born with Spina bifida and a serious heart defect which has required 6 surgeries to date, leaving huge medical bills for Quincy and Dusty. I know you do not know these people, but it is almost Christmas andThey need the help of all who can help. I know it’s close to Christmas, but it’s also the perfect time to make a difference in someone’s life who really needs it. I am taking an E-collection to help them with their over whelming medical bills at a local benefit on the 15th. Here is more info: http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vZXZlbnRzLm15c3BhY2UuY29tL2luZGV4LmNmbT9mdXNlYWN0aW9uPWV2ZW50cy5kZXRhaWwmZXZlbnRJRD0zODk5OTQuNTA5NTI= a pic of the poor baby http://s221.photobucket.com/albums/dd170/ifiredmyshrink/?action=view¤t=KMReed.jpg if you can send even just a dollar please do, Pay Pal addy is Ifiredmyshrink@aol.com please mark as "for K.M. Reed bennefit. and if you would like, leave a small note of hope for Dusty and Quincy. God Bless St

Boys...boyss...boysss...
ONCE AGAIN...I AM HERE FOR PURE FANTASY PLEASURE ONLY....I DO NOT WANT ANY PHONE NUMBERS....AND I OF COURSE WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOU ONLINE IF YOU DONT HAVE A PIC...A REAL ONE...I NEED TO SEE WHO IM FUCKING ON THE COMPUTER....ITS MY FANTASY TOO...DAMMMIT!!!! IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE...YOU GOTTA MAKE ME CUM...THEN YOU CAN SEE ALL THE KITTY SHOTS(LOL), AND EVERYTHING YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES....KISSES HTMAMMA

Written For Harley Rider
Thank you for being my friend, the phone calls just to check up on me to make sure I am ok. I will always be your friend and always be there for you. You are a friend for life. Thank you for the love that you are always sending my way it helps the day seem so much brighter. You have helped me to not give up and cared enough that you always take the time to say how are you. I can never thank you enough for everything that you have done for me. For making me smile when i just dont feel like it make me laugh when i want to just cry. I will forever keep you in my heart and always in my thoughts and prayers. Thank you for being my friend. You dont realize how much you have helped me to see the good in things. You have opened my eyes and made me realize how beautiful i really am, thank you. You have made my life complete just having you for a friend. I will always care for you. The miles in between wont stop me from thinking about you my friend. Know that i wil

Losing Weight
ok here is the deal the reason i havent posted anymore pics is because i have gain 20 pounds in the last 3 months i got out of the Air Force i am going on my low carb diet to try and help me get back to 170 i am at 194 now. The diet is for about 3 days try to keep your carb intake to 25 grams and under and on your carb day eat a moderate amount of carbs but eat good carbs and absolultly no sodas of any kind drink water only you will lose so much more weight if you stay away from sugars. This diet keeps your metabolism burning and eat alot of protien it keeps you feeling full and you wont be hungry and no night snacking. I will give updates on my progress and i will post new pics when i loss the weight. If you wanna Know more about the diet just shout at me.

Smoke A Blunt
smoke a blunt smoke a dime lets not wait til theres no time live for today drink for tomorrow theres not enough life to live in sorrow live your life to the end its never to late to make a friend love is alright but sex is great everyones looking for their soulmate look to the future leave pain in the past everyone knows that love doesnt last 15 months of pleasure 9 months of pain only for you to be alone again its funny how life goes men are men and women are hoes they both do the same they both do dirt but she is the one with the name that hurts so when will the world wake up and see i live for today you live to believe

9 Things Guys Should Know About Women!
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Pimp Out
Ok everyone.. could you do me a really big favor..this guy is really cool and I'm sure the mummers recognize him from the mumms.. he would NEVER ask for this himself so I'm asking.. could you please rate him up? bigdaddydell "DON'T HATE ME CUZ YOU AIN'T ME!!!"@ fubar Thanks everyone!

I Am Your Puppet
You push me and shove me. To the point I can't breathe But I should forgive you with glee Im the one in love I should be walked on And I know if I didn't In a second you'd be gone My heart is ripping at the seams But you cant hear me Not even the screetching of my painful screams I am bounded by this love no escape You hold me with strings from above I am your puppet doing as you say The slightest move of a finger And of you I wont betray Entangled in your opinions And mangled by your beliefs The hopes and dreams I hold deep inside These are my only reliefs I am your puppet To you I will be loyal Till one day the strings break way And finally...... From you I stray

Two Hearts
"TWO HEART'S" TWO HEART'S, REACHING OUT. NEVER TO TOUCH, FULL OF DOUBT. TWO HEART'S, FULL OF PAIN. MEETING ONCE, AND MAKEING A CHANGE. TWO HEART'S, TRYING TO MAKE ONE. HOPEING EACH, CAN FIX WHAT'S DONE. TWO HEARTS, IN NEED TO HOLD. KNOWING NOW, THEY'VE FOUND THAT GOLD. TWO HEART'S COMBINE, WITH NO INTENTION. SO MANY FEELING'S, TO MANY TO MENTION. I GIVE MY HEART, AND ALL I AM. WILL YOU RUN, OR MAKE THIS STAND? by;Paul A. 12-5-07

Written For Robert
I write this poem for you my friend. I am not so sure how to start or begin to say the things i want to say. To the times that i really needed a friend you have always been there. To the timess i was crying you always made me smile. I am not so sure if I deserve such a wonderful friend. There were days I snapped at you, but I know that you understood. You listened when i talked never interupting me you just listened. You gave me a push when i just didnt feel like going on, you helped me to believe in myself. Telling me that nothing cant be done. Because you cared enough to open your arms to a complete stranger. Although i have never met you, or even been there you were the one that was always here for me. I write this for you my special friend, because you never doubted me or once turned your back on me. I thank you from my heart, and hope that someday i will be able give you back what you have given me. You understand and are always willing to listen tha

2007 Awards
2007 awards best romance~ with out a doubt the only and best romance i have had this year goes to kevin. hes amazing.. and its been the best year ever! Best new friends of 2007 katey gets this hands down that girl just listens to me and seems like that no matter how bad it gets and believe me sometimes the shit is so deep you need knee high boots.. eddie you are just damned awesome and yes i stole this idea from you.. Parnter in crime~ hmmmmm.... good one im not too sure about this one yet most faithful friend~ jojo- because shes is my best girl and always ALWAYS has my back even from five states away and Kevin- even if im wrong he has my back friend off the internet~ phillip- he listens as well as any person i see and call best comment and pic award~ lucy hers ALWAYS make me smile Most wild friend~ huh? i dunno eddie i think next to me but i dont count as my own friend so eddie from all the stories i g

R.i.p Rapper Chad "pimp C" Butler
Text Here Dec. 4th 2007 age 33...R.I.P chad (pimp-c) butler of UGK 1974-2007... Rapper Chad "Pimp C" Butler, who along with hometown pal Bernard "Bun B" Freeman made up the chart-topping group UGK, was found dead Tuesday morning in a West Hollywood hotel room. Paramedics and officers responded to a 911 call placed from the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Boulevard and were directed to a room on the sixth floor. They found Butler lying on the bed, fully clothed. The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said the call came in about 9:30 a.m. A spokesman for the county coroner said that it appears the 33-year-old "Dirty Money" purveyor died of natural causes. No drugs or related paraphernalia was found in the room and it didn't appear as if anyone had been in the room with Butler when he died. An autopsy will be performed and a full report, including the results of standard toxicology tests, should be ready in six to eight weeks. "We mourn the

Remberin The Good Shit
HERES MY RESOLUTION BABY IM LETTING GO, ALL I NEED TO LEARN IS ALONG THIS ROAD, I JUST WANTED TO BE THE BEST MAN I COULD BE. ALL I WANTED WAS SOMEONE WHOD LOVE ME FOR ME, NOT THE THINGS IVE DONE, NOR WHO IVE BECOME, I FELT THAT WHEN I FELT YOU NEAR ME. I WATCH MY LIFE PASS ME BY, THE PICTURES ARE BECOMEING CLEARER, IVE BEEN DIEN INSIDE A LITTLE BY LITTLE. SHE BUILT IT UP TO WATCH IT FALL, LIKE IVE MENT NOTHIING AT ALL, IM HALF THE MAN I THOUGHT I WOULD BE. IM GOING OUT OF MY MIND, RUNNIN IN CIRCLES, OFFERING THE BEST OF WHAT I AM TO YOU, TAKE IT AS YOU WANT I GLADELY GIVE MY ALL. HOW CAN I QUIT SOETHING I NEVER GOT TO TRY. WITH ALL THAT IS GOING I TRY SO HARD, TO FIND JUST ONE VALID REASON WHY . WITH SO MANY DREAMS I DARED TO TRY, BEFOR THEY DRAINED THE LIGHT FROM MY EYES, SO IM GIVEING THEM ALL UP SURE IT HURTS TO LET GO I WANT YOU TO SEE, I NEED SOMETHING MORE, YOU KNOW MY HEART WAS BROKEN, YOU HEALED IT, KNOW THIS EVERYTHING YOU DO, ID DO IT FOR

Girlfriend Application
A Little bit about yourself!!! Remember all fields are optional! Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: weight: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? []Smoke pot? [] sing car karaoke w/ me?_ [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] let me give you a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? D0 Y0U... [] think im cute? [] wa

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want

Vip And Blast Give Away! Check It Out!
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! STARTING TIME WILL BE 7 P.M EASTERN AND END 7 PM ON THE 13TH...........! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: AKAMRS. T/lil pleasure/ lil business@ fubar !

Update 12/8/07 On My Daughter London
I went and picked up London from the hospital the other day. She is doing wonderfully. I was shocked when I saw the actual wound that she has from the surgery. It is about 18 inches long and goes from the middle of her abdomen along her hip horizontally all the way to her back. They put in 37 staples and probably about that many stitches. She can't move much or very well but that will get better with time. It is good to have her home. Again I thank all those for you support, prayers and thoughts during her recovery. What a blessing you have all been for me and my daughters. I know I have said it before but thank you thank you thank you. A few weeks and she will be having her stitches out, actually the day after Christmas. I may not have any money to get my family gifts for Christmas with all the trips to the hospital but I am sure that this will be a very special Christmas for us regardless. Because my daughter has hope again and I have both my girls at home with me. Family together fo

Drunk Driving
A newspaper in St. Mary's, Maryland is offering a free coffin to the first person to kill themselves in a drunk driving accident over the holiday season. The editor's brother was killed by a drunk driver in 1975 and has been crusading against drunk driving ever since. It's a compelling message, though we wonder how effective it's going to be. Though we do hear Tony La Russa is an early favorite. Reading the guy's newspaper (St. Mary's Today) makes use wonder if he isn't a bit off. That being said, I'm sure most of us have lost people we cared about to drunk driving and hope that no one has to claim the prize

Self Worth
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200 people he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I'm going to give this to one of you, but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the bill up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still, hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "what if I do this?" He dropped the bill on the ground and started to grind it with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled AND dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still, hands went into the air. "My friends, you all have learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it, because it did not decrease in value. It is still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make, others make, and the circumstances that come our way. We feel that we are worthless. But, no matter what has happened or what will ha

Pet Peeves
1. Beggers 2. People who rate you and then make a point of saying you need to return the favor. This goes with #1. I rate people cause I want to. I could care less if they return the favor. 3. Liars. Dont say you did something when you know damn well you didn't. But, want that person to return the favor. 4. The damn bouncer loser. I'm ready to strangle his goofy ass. 5. Slow drivers in the fast lane. 6. Idiots who pull out if front of you when your only feet away. Then they go real slow. I get this everyday as I come into town. 7. Tailgaters 8.

Whispers
Your whispers echo in the wind They tell me what a fool I've been Your secrets dance before my eyes Thinking they are well disguised Dismal thinking of what could be Reality takes hold of me My hopes of what I wish to come Unravel slowly, they come undone The dream world that I've so carefully built Comes tumbling down with little guilt That you so easily my dreams destroy With the little effort that you employ Tell me is this a past time that you enjoy? To crush my dreams and hold me back To distract my attention, throw me off track It seems to me that your life's work Is to make me feel I'm of no worth You say that you love me And yet you ask me to be The things that you could never be And when I fall short of this unattainable goal You stand and you gloat with pleasure untold Tell me how can you be so bold To leave me broken once again. How can I have called you my best friend? Belle 11/01/07

Privacy And New Bartab Feature
So, I don't know how many of you have noticed yet, I just did this morning, but now it shows up on bartab who your friends comment. I don't know about anyone else, but couldn't site features been enhanced with something better? As it is, I have my bartab setting to stuff for me only because it got hard to see the stuff for me with everyting scrolling by like all the stash and photo updates, then the friends of walking in. Now, not only do I get to see who you are commenting on but you get to see who I am commenting on. I don't comment much though, but wow, talk about all the stalking problems that will create. I don't know if everyone can do it, but I was able to turn that feature off. Funny thing is, the two choices were something like.. Sure.. fuggit I don't care Naaah I'm scared.. Peace out!

So Many Pretty Things
SISTERS, So many of our sisters have been making pretty things for all of us just wanted to let you know to stop by show them some love and tell them thank you and grab your pretty at the same time and if your name isnt there dont fret they have been working on them..... SuperStarrPrincess***Owner of The Sisterhood***@ fubar drkreflections~OWNER OF THE SISTERHOOD~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~Rider of The Love Machine~@ fubar ¢¾aGEM4life¢¾~*HockingRadio's DJ Gemini~Proud Member of The Sisterhood*Club F.A.R.*&*The Spankers Club*~@ fubar 'NoWalkinOnTheSunshine a.k.a. Very Proud Navy Mom'@ fubar And if

--five Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!

Meet Me By The Gates
By the iron frozen metal Shedding the paint it once wore Proving its youth has dimmed Allowing generations to pass For many years the tears have rusted Lonely from the passing days Meet me at the gates of peace Where the industrial soldier stands Walking in the silence Only to hear the creaks of memories Feel the moonlight warm the touch While the vines shadow the grass Crying from the forgotten past Meet the carrier of angels Showing the way to the light Welcoming with open arms A smile shows from a frown Helping those who have been lost Only to lose itself Meet me at the gates of tears Where her marks graze the gravel Her towering height feels so small Lacking the need to want Hear it grieve as dusk flows the soil Only to try again at dawn Meet me at the gates of memories Where inside holds many stories Listen to her and she will speak Of the lives that have touched the sky Hear her pleads of atten

Stuffing And Chops Skillet
* prep Time: 5 min * Total Time: 20 min * Makes: 6 servings * Nutrition Information * Kraft Kitchens Tips * You May Also Enjoy Recipe * 6 boneless pork chops, ½ inch thick (1½ lb) * 1 medium onion, sliced * 1 tbsp oil * 2 medium apples, thinly sliced * 1½ cups water * 1 pkg (6 oz) Stove Top Stuffing Mix for Pork 1. Cook chops and onions in hot oil in large skillet 4 min on each side or until chops are cooked through. Transfer to plate; cover to keep warm. 2. Add apples and water to skillet. Bring to boil. 3. Stir in stuffing mix. Top with the chops and onions; cover. Remove from heat; let stand 5 min. Nutrition Information (per serving) Calories 290 Total fat 7 g Saturated fat 2 g Cholesterol 55 mg Sodium 590 mg Carbohydrate 29 g Dietary fiber 2 g Sugars 10 g Protein 25 g Vitamin A 0% DV Vitamin C 4% DV Calcium 4% DV Iron 10% DV Kraft Kitchens Tips Round Out The Meal Serve with

Yes, I'm A Hopeless Romantic
I love the outdoors so it's only natural that I would find many romantic things to do outdoors..here is a list of some things I thought would be very romantic...tell me what you think...shoot me for being a hopeless romantic.. ** Go down to the beach and bury some things that your boyfriend/ girlfriend would like in the sand (jewlery, coins..whatever) and take them down to the beach and have them dig for buried treasure..very creative, cute way of giving a gift..** ** I always thought that roasting marshmallows over a campfire telling scary stories was a fun way for two to spend quality time together..camping- just enjoying each other's company** **flying a kite on the beach, building sandcastles, blowing bubbles..the things that kids enjoy doing..spend a day doing everything we enjoyed as kids..amusement park for the day-- picnic lunch outdoors- peanut butter and jelly..no rules..just a good time!** **making love in the rain...there is nothing else in this world like it!!*

Careful With Us Women Pt2
A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them, and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake. I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!' “ "I don't remember much after that . . ."

Skinny Vs Big
everybodys doen mumms bout skinny gurls vs big gurls n rather or not big is in, im sorry i believe fat gurls are the realist women yull meet skinny women take to much time tryna perfect themselves n to me thats fake, being real is not changen who u r but living wit the results, u may not agree but i learned now days u can sit next to a skinny gurl n she gun give u 10 reasons to hate them in less then 5 minutes n then u can sit next to a big gurl n find 10 reasons why u wanna b they friend. big men n women kno how to have fun, i aint ashamed to admit im a fat ass n i luv it n u can either luv it to or theres 3 other directions u can pick 1 an walk cuz im always gun be alright

Pride.
I just wanna punch god in the throat. And why the fuck not? Aren't I due? I've been on this somewhat blue earth long enough to earn some tenure. So where's mine? Where's my fucking million dollars, my crack addicted children, my broken jaw ephemereal phantasy. Where are my fucking flying cars? SUNDAAAAAAAY BLOODY SUNDAY! Only it's wednesday, and I've been alive too fucking long without a gold fucking plated ferrari, I deserve it, I saluted the flag, I shat on the french fries, I hated every tosser that talked different from me, I pushed every motherfucking brownskin down a flight of stairs- ESPECIALLY if they didn't deserve it. So where's mine? It didn't get me anywhere. So I decided to shout FUCK america with my new black friend. I stopped leaving the house. I stopped fucking my palm in the name of the father. I stopped going to church. I stopped Only white lines seperate me from here and happiness. Blame the man in moscow. Blame the cow in the kitchen

Christmas
The Birth of Jesus 1In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2(This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3And everyone went to his own town to register. 4So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. The Shepherds and the Angels 8And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10But the angel

Give A Gift She'll Love And Thank You For!!!!
It isn't too late! You can get Peter Britt's book for Christmas. Do you know a woman who WOULDN'T want this book? No, me either! All That I Am, I Think! is "The Woman's Nightstand Companion"! All the woman who have read this book agree. It is insightful into women in a way 99% of men do not understand. It is also viewed as a book which women will enjoy extremely because of the deep and passionate nature of the author. Don't delay, click on a link below and get someone you know their own copy today for Christmas! Click here for Peter's publisher book store Click this link to order the Hard Cover book. $24.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in Hard Cover Click this link to order the paperback book. $19.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in paperback Just click the cdbaby logo to buy That's What Living's For by Peter Britt

You Are Heaven-
You are a woman of wisdom, which grows through the seasons. Hiding away the light of the sun in your smile. You created the stars to match your eyes. The curves of the milky way matching your sensual frame. Your touch like the fires of an undying sun. Your lips as cool as the backgrounds of space. Your hair flowing bright like the moons shimmering glow. A woman of wisdom who thinks on the breeze. A Goddess who's whims bring mountains to there knees. I feel your presents in the northern lights. A Goddess of nature, in whom all of earth delights.

Bein Happy, Bein Me
In this time, of suffocating fury. I find myself, my judge and jury. I claw at earth, gasping for breath. I cling to life, to escape my death. All I inhale are large clumps of dirt. Every breath out, shows all my hurt. But claw and gasp and choke I do. for dirt and hurt won't keep me from you. And you not bein, anyone else! Then my own future, my own self! I just want to claw above this earth I see. I just want to be happy, being me. J. Koblitz

If You Can't Read It Don't Ask
Sono realmente un poco sorprendo circa come la gente raggiunge tutto il livello basso di tempo. È trendy da trovarsi più? Può chiunque giusto mantenerlo reale? Sickens me e mi domando perchè provo affatto. Così vada sulla menzogne di conservazione. Iete danneggiandosi che c'è ne di voi lo danneggeranno mai.

True Meaning
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only truly five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine". 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5. Loud sigh: This is actualy a word. but is a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh beans she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of "nothing"). 6. That's OK.: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means she wants to think long and hard beforte deciding how and when you w

Master Trali, Beginning Again In The Lifestyle.
After all was said and done between Master Mirror and I... I did not know if I could handle being in the lifestyle still. I had spent time with and spoken to many Masters at the time about the lifestyle and where I stood in it. Granted he did help soften my heart again to the lifestyle and holding a Master. My slave-ship under him did not last long... I still had issues within myself I needed to work on. However I will say that I did learn things from him still. I was completely closed off and closed off to the idea of letting someone in again. With him I learned that being in the lifestyle is not something I can just walk away from especially with the passion I've held for it and how much it is a part of me as my own breath. For that I am grateful to him. Once again my eyes were opened to the truths of the lifestyle... though I was not so ready to continue with it... And still the story continues.

Looking Inside The Moon
As if scanning the moon's surface for impact blemishes were not enough, NASA now plans to visualize its internal imperfections to solve longstanding mysteries about the moon's insides. NASA said this week that it selected the Gravity Recovery and Interior Laboratory (GRAIL) mission from two dozen proposals. GRAIL's twin spacecraft are slated to launch around Sept. 6, 2011 and, after a few weeks of settling into orbit, map the lunar gravity field for 90 days. Scientists hope to use the data to pick apart its insides from crust to core, much like a medical X-ray that shows the insides of a person. "We're looking forward to the data," Michael New, GRAIL's lead project scientist, told SPACE.com. "It's really going to open up new understanding of the particular history and internal structure of the moon." Crust to core NASA previously launched a mission to map Earth's gravitational fields, called GRACE—the Gravity Recovery and Climate Experiment. Over the years, it measured minute differenc

Rules For Being Human
RULES FOR BEING HUMAN 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it but it is yours for the entire time this time around. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant or stupid. 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error, and experimentation. The "failed experiments" are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works". 4. A lesson is repeated until it is learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better than "here". When your "there" has become "here" you will simply

In The Heat Of The Moment
In The Heat Of The Moment In the heat of the moment, wild passions flare. Tongues, teeth and finger tips, aching to touch and share. Invisible boundaries designed, to quell this heat with a shiver and a chill. Anticipation the red flame, that melts an iron will. Passions born of hell, yet known to God as pleasure. Finger tips burn skin, while touching lighter than a feather. A dance in near darkness, awakes once more this passion. Erotic this crucifixion, outdated by modern fashion. The world slips away, as we dance in the fire. Lips touching skin , animalistic this desire. The tempo grows quicker, hips interlocked not breaking. Hearts pound, brain whirls at this risk we are taking. The CD a rumble, like distant thunder. Passion riding the storm, of this spell I'm under. Lips along jawlines, passion threatens to burn us. Forged far below, in Hades' own furnace. Lips brushing lips, searing the flesh. Bodies interlocked, as to the mus

Candy Apples
K SO EVERYONE IF U HAVNT NOTICED MY NAME ON HERE IS CANDY APPLE....I USUALLY LIKE TO KEEP A THEME WITH MY NAME OR MY PAGE...WELL IM GONNA DO BOTH...IF U CAN MAKE OR FIND ME A KICK ASS HOTTT PIC OF CANDY APPLE(S)BEIN EATIN OR MADE OR WHATEVER SEND IT ME AND ILL B MAKIN A BACKGROUND OUT OF IT....THE PERSON TO FIND ME ONE ILL PIMP U OUT... THANKS

How Good Are You?
Sex Quiz........ SEX QUIZ how good are you?? . --Above75 means your shit in bed. --Above 50 means you are not so good and quite boring in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed,but nothing special --Below 25 means you are damn good in bed! --below 15 means your amazing in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" START AT 50.... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated

Remembering Victoria
Remembering Victoria REMEMBERING VICTORIA Life may deal us some unexpected blows, sometimes, which completely blindside us. The day can begin absolutely normal for us. Granted, each person's definition of normal' will vary from one individual to another. When we get up in the morning our minds are clear and all the thoughts from the previous day are, for the most part, abolished. We get up with a new attitude, hope and outlook for the day. We expect this day to be, somehow, better than the last; if in fact the previous day was harsh. But we don't give up hope. There is always hope. I remember one particular day so vividly in my mind. It's a day I will never forget. Even if I tried too, my co-workers won't let me. Someone needs to remember; and I may be the only one who does. Besides, I don't think I would want to forget. It keeps me grounded. It reminds me that I am human, that I have a heart, and that I am not the stone-hearted bitch I thought I had become. I reported for m

Bored....
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? An

Pic Comments
If you are not clever enough to toss a funny caption under your pic, do not expect me to show up and leave witty remarks. I do not care how sexy beautiful you are, unless I've spoken to you for some amount of time, I'm not EVEN going to look at your pics, much less leave you comments.

Never This Full
Full…she'd never felt this full before. * * * When He called this afternoon and gave her instructions on how to prepare herself, she knew He had something special planned for tonight. Not in a million years would she have guessed that it would end up like it did. After hanging up the phone, she had walked into the bathroom and ran a nice hot bubble bath. Before slipping into the tub she waxed her legs, under her arms, and around His fuck hole, making sure she was completely bare and smooth, just the way He required. Just the way He'd specified on the phone. Satisfied that she had not missed a single spot, she lowered herself into the steaming bubbles, laying back for a moment to luxuriate in the feeling of the warmth surrounding her. As she took the bath sponge and began running it down over her body, cleansing herself for Him, she shut her eyes and let her mind drift. It was His fingers she felt tracing around her nipples, over the plain of her tummy, between her silky thi

Upgraded.
Relationships Turned Electronic Category: Quiz/Survey Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a Distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in The flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, Such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed Undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes The system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but To no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ---------------------------------------------------------- Dear Desperate First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try To download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to insta

God Saw...
God saw that she was getting tired And a cure was not to be So he put his arms around her And whispered Come with me With tearful eyes we watched her suffer And saw her fade away although we couldnt bear to lose her We could not bear her stay A golden heart stopped beating Hard working hands were laid to rest God broke our hearts to prove to us he only takes the best If stairs were made from heartaches by adding teardrops too We would build a stairway to heaven and climb each day to you

Laying On The Line
First off, I love you my angel. To everyone that reads this, I hope you take this to heart. On December 10th of this year, I met someone. We met online, and we began to talk. Every blog I have posted so far has something to do with this woman. I know that some people think that I am foolish or that I am too young for these feelings. To all of you out there that say that... go fuck yourselves. Period. To all of her friends that have stood by her, no matter what, I want you to know how thankful I am that there are people like you out there. I have all ready put my feelings out for anyone to see, and she knows how I feel about her as well. And I want he, and the rest of the FuBaR world to know it too. To all of you haters out there, grow up. Get a clue and stop whining and bitching about other people's bussiness. If you aren't a part of it, don't try to become a part of it by being an obnoxious, childish, little ASS! Leave her alone and go do whatever it is you do somewhere else. No

You Asked..."why Don't I Ever Get Asked Out?"
"My entire adult life, I have gone out to all the places you're told to go to meet someone special. Nothing. I never even get asked out. It's like I'm invisible, and my life has wasted away because there's not a damn thing I can to do to 'make' someone want me. I'm no size 0, but I'm not an elephant either. I have a great personality (that one again!), but I can't get my friends to understand that I simply refuse to put myself through more pain and humiliation by going to a dance and never getting asked to dance. I feel like such a damned freak. Can you help me?" Shelby -- You're not a freak. Lots of people have this problem. Have you had someone review your online profile? Maybe it doesn't really let people know who you are. Going to a dance and sitting on the sidelines waiting for someone to ask you is a losing proposition for anyone. “Get your great personality front and center, where guys can see it.” Get your great personality front and center, where guys can see it. Go t

Lost And Confused
what is wrong with me why can i not stop loving him as everyone says i should? why am i still not out of love? but just as inlove with him as i ever was? i know all the reasons i shouldn't so why dont those seem to matter? towards the end he earned me finally learning to hate to be honest even before the end.. the last 2 years of us was a living hell he was cruel he treated me as nothing more then a whore he used my love and sexuality as a weapon against me how many times i heard i dont love you till i went to walk out the door then suddenly it was i love you i need you every time i let go he pulled me right back in as soon as i was there hed break my heart all over again and tell me he didnt want me i knew i had to leave long before i did so if i know it was the right choice and i dont want it back why am i as inlove love with as i always was? why is it still only his hand on my skin i dream of why is his lips the only the ones i dream of? why till this day is it his name escapes my l

This Is What Nsfw Photos Are
A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: Explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive) and includes real photos, cartoon drawings, and all styles of animations. Overtly tasteless. Slandering to any person or ethnicity In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW and it was marked as such, there’s a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be MORE STRICT with those used as Primary Photos. All illicit drugs The almighty "F" word A gun is ok but an animated gif or bitmap image of a gun being fired is NSFW. Blood and guts..this includes real photos, cartoon drawings, and all styles of animations. Simulated sex acts even with clothes on.

My Wish For Everyone...
I just wanted to take a minute and wish everyone the best during this holiday season...no matter what you celebrate. I hope that you find yourself surrounded by your loved ones and make many lasting memories together. I hope that you find yourself laughing so much it hurts and smiling until your cheeks are aching. I hope your spirit is full of love, joy, and hope this holiday season. I hope that this season you just can't get enough hugs. I hope that you are grateful for every blessing you've been given this past year and all the years prior. I hope that your heart is filled with more love than you know what to do with. I hope that you're able to take time out and tell those you love just how much you love them and how much they mean to you. I hope that you always remember those dear loved ones that have left this earth too soon. Let them live on forever in your heart. I hope that your cup runneth over... God Bless.

Dreaming
I see ribbons of ecstacy when you're sleeping. You seduce me in slumber as you dream beautiful dreams. Currents of adoration surge through me as I watch you breathe in peace, And I synchronize my breaths with yours in my own awakened dream. I want to rest with you, but I am too busy gazing at you with the deepest of loves. I bend forward and touch my lips to yours with the softest of kisses in the most fantastical fashion. As I arise you smile as though it were only a part of your dream. I watch you rest some more, until I sit beside you and hold your gentle hands. Then I lie beside you and wrap your warm, relaxed body in my arms and I close my eyes, waiting to dream with you.

She Is Sooo Coo!!!!!!! Ty Muah
Hi all DevilGirl here with a great girl that you should all get too know. Go show her lots of love, she always returns the favor.You wont regret having her as a friend. Suga Mama~Proud owner of DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Wifey@ fubar Brought to you by: DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Wifey~@ fubar

Family And Friends
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.” With this thought, I want to wish each of you a very Merry Christmas. Thank you for your gift of friendship, Which to me is the best gift of all!

Fubar Dictionary
fubar Dictionary Alerts – fubar generates audio and text alerts for the variety of member interactions. Turn up your speakers and keep track of your Alert Box to see what’s going on with your friend network. Alert Box – Your Alert Box is located on the top of your homepage and keeps track of all of your alerts. Avatar – a member’s main photo which is displayed on their profile. Block – Blocking a member prevents another member from messaging you, commenting on your page, bulletins, blogs, stashes, etc. The blocked member is also no longer able to rate your pictures or profile. Bouncer – Bouncers are volunteers from the fubar community who have been selected by fubar staff to help moderate and assist members with any questions they might have. All Bouncers have Orange colored name tags. BRB – Be Right Back Bulletin – A Bulletin is a message that can be sent to all of your Friends or all of your Friends and Fans. To send a bulletin, click on the MY BULLETIN BOARD link

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.s. Army -- Sgt Shawn Stranford
This is an archival copy of http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html which has since gone away The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army SGT Shawn Stanford Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. Not allowed to threaten anyone wit

Mr. Sell's Dragon ........pt 2
Mr. Sell’s Dragon Part two As soon as Mr. sell arrived home, vigorously petting his Irish wolfhound, Spartan, he asked his housemaid, Mathilde, that a small plate of sandwiches and a pitcher of water be brought to his study. He was planning on making a marathon examination of the manuscript and didn’t want to have to stop for a meal. He was too excited and knew he needed to make haste to the phone to place that call to his colleague, Richard Bunch. Mr. Bunch was the foremost expert on rare manuscripts in the country and had vast lingual knowlege and a carefully network of resources at his disposal. As the elderly house-maid brought Mr. Sell his requirements for the evening she noticed his agitated state and thought it was both odd and pleasing to see Mr. Sell so worked up over a newly found treasure. She’d been with Mr. Sell’s family for ought near 40 years and new Sell since he was a teenage lad. She watched his love for reading and research of every literary sort grow over

Mr. Sell's Dragon ...part 1
Mr. Sell’s Dragon Chapter 1 Mr. Thomas Sell had lost his hat and he was miffed about it. he'd missed his afternoon train and was forced to walk home from his job as an antique writings appraiser. the wind had decided Mr. Sell's hat would look better getting mucked about in the street, and so it blew it off his balding head. Mr. Sell chased his had for several dozens of feet when he passed a tiny used bookstore nearly swallowed by the two larger shops on either side of it. He was shocked because he thought he new every bookstore in the city. he glaced quickly towards his hat, which was steadily making it's way down the street, and then back at the shop, as if there were some actual decision to make as to which direction he should go. Mr. Sell smoothed down his severly thinning hair as he stepped, now hatless, into the small and dimly lit shop. a tiny, ancient looking man was inspecting a decent sized pile of dusty books and sorting them into three piles. the man looked up

Type O Negative: Red Water (christmas Mourning)
Wake up, it's Christmas mourn, Those loved have long since gone. The stocking are hung but who cares? preserved for those no longer there. six feet beneath me sleep. Black lights hang from the tree, accents of dead holly. Whoa mistletoe (It's growing cold) I'm seeing ghost, (I'm drinking old) Red water Red water (Red water) Red water chase them away. My tables been set for but seven, just last year I dined with eleven. goddamn ye merry gentlemen Whoa mistletoe (It's growing cold) I'm seeing ghosts (I'm drinking old) Red water Red water (Red water) Red water chase them away. (Chase them away) (Don't chase them away)

Its You
Its You There's a laugh in my eyes There's a waltz in my walk And it's been such a long time Since there was hope in my talk If you never knew What it is that's new.. it's you 'Cause when your hands are in mine You set a fire that everyone can see And it's burning away Every bad memory To tell you the truth If it's something new.. baby it's you It's you in the morning It's you in the night A beautiful angel came down To light up my life The world's a different place Where nothing's too hard to say And nothing's to hard to do Never too much to go through To tell you the truth Everything that's new.. baby it's you It's you in the morning It's you in the night A beautiful angel came down To light up my life My life, my life Ohh So if I get to grow old (oh if I get to grow old) With many years behind me (many years behind me) There's only one thing I want (aahh) One thing I need beside me For all that you are For everything you do For all th

If I Was Ur Girl???
1.) how many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.) Ho

2nd Tat Contest Is Now Open
we are open for buisness good luck to all of you and have fun self bombing is aloud dont forget to tell all your friends about it and take the link and post it in your blogs and bulletins even post the pic on your friends profile if you want lol ok have fun

Baddest, Sexy Women On Fubar! The Queens Are Here In Demand For Fubar
OK THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THE SEXIEST, WOMEN ON FUBAR. STOP BY ON THE 30TH AT 7 PM TO SHOW THESE QUEENS OF 2007-2008 YOUR LOVE! Music Video:LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! (by Mr. Cheeks)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone OK HERE THE TOUGHEST, SEXIEST WOMEN OF FUBAR CONTESTANTS 1 CONTESTANTS 2 CONTESTANTS 3 CONTESTANTS 4

Sad French Qoute...
Vous êtes belles, mais vous êtes vides.... On ne peut pas mourir pour vous. THAT'S JUST SAD AND HARSH ALL AT THE SAME TIME. NOW GO LOOK UP WHAT IT MEANS CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-COLOR BLIND CRIMES. P.S. NAKED AND SWINGING IN THE BREEZE.

I Need Advice Please!!!
I had my gall bladder removed last tuesday (dec 18th) they kept me in the hospital overnight cause i was nauseous. Its been 10 days now and Im still nauseous, I get sick to my stomach. I cant eat, I try but the most I can get down is a couple of bites. Whats Wrong???? Is this normal???? Just when I thought I was feeling better this starts. I dont know what to do, Ive called the ER and talked to a Dr he said that some people stay nauseous for a long time, is this really what I have to look forward to? If I would have known that I would never have gotten it removed. I had to cancel my follow up appt cause of the weather, I go back next week...im hoping I will be better by that time but I dont know. I thought I was feeling better yesterday but I woke up this morning sick to my stomach again!!! This is getting old....please if anyone has any advice please let me know....Thanks

Motherwell Captain O'donnell Dies
Motherwell captain O'Donnell dies O'Donnell collapsed during the game against Dundee United Motherwell captain Phil O'Donnell has died after collapsing towards the end of his side's Scottish Premier League game against Dundee United. The 35-year-old midfielder fell to the ground just as he was about to be replaced with Marc Fitzpatrick near the end of Motherwell's 5-3 victory. O'Donnell was treated for around five minutes on the field before being taken to a waiting ambulance. But his death was later confirmed by the Fir Park club. Report: Motherwell captain O'Donnell dies Interview: SFA chief executive Gordon Smith Interview: Former Motherwell and Celtic captain Tom Boyd Motherwell chief executive Ian Stillie said: "The management, directors, players and fans are all stunned and having great difficulty in comprehending what has happened over the last few hours. "At this stage, we do not have all the facts surrounding the tragic death of Phil O'Donne

Intrepid Journey
What secrets do a meadow hold- Those fields of honeyed green? Warm sun rays? Timid mice? A ferocious lion queen? Can I explore this splendor? and dare a bold foray? Life renewed Fulfilled heart Or will all fade away? To gamble on a gambol there To dance upon this knife Cuts a path To share all? Or to a flight for life? Lost now in this tangled realm My guide has now hidden Did I breach Tabooed lines? Of me has it beridden? wow, I actually published a 1st draft. Constructive criticism welcome.

Cleaning Out My Friends List.......again
Ok folks, it's that time of year again. I'm cleaning out my friends list of all the unecessary garbage, the usual, those that don't talk me (and no it doesn't have to be on a regular basis), those that don't rate anything at all, and those that just sit on my friends list wanting points from me when im NOT gonna give em. If you would like to stay on my friends list there are two simple things you can do: 1. Send me a private message stating that you would like to stay on my friends list. 2. Send me a shout message, yanno that little box between the blasts and your bartab, yanno that thing that people hardly EVER use. And I hate to be an ass but it's the new year and when I clean out my list I don't care if I have talked to you before, if you don't use one of the two ways to get ahold of me, out you go. Sorry but thats the way it is and thats the way it's gonna be. I'm tired of people just sitting on my friends list like mold on a log. And no I don't care if you have hundr

Helllloooo 2008!
I find it interesting reading back on my blogs from this time last year. I guess I thought because of my experiences I was more mature; not to say I was immature; but I still had a lot of growing up to do. To myself; I sounded like a jealous little girl. In reality I wasn't really jealous. My ex had hurt me greatly. I was still dealing with this pain and instead of letting it out; I had bottled it up. I've been thinking over the last few years of my life a lot lately. (this possibly being the cause of why I have been so down the last few weeks) I know you're suppose to let the past go; all you can do is move forward. Leave the past in the past. I guess do to my living circumstances recently; I have gone and dug the past back up. I know you can't change the past. Can't say those things you should have. Can't change you're mind and follow a different road. What has been done has been done. What has been said has been said and the cause and effect has taken place. One int

My Lover's Heart
Oh! Search your hearts each and all who dare. Dig deep for the treasures buried there. Surely none you will find will e'er compare to the bounty that I hold so dear. What, you ask, could bring such bliss A loving memory, a stolen kiss, a mother's touch you have grown to miss What bounty can you hold so dear? Could it be made of riches untold Of ruby clusters and strands of gold, paid with a price, to be bought or sold. Is this the bounty you hold so dear? Listen now to what I say to you. It is no mystery from beyond the blue, not a careless whisper of "I love you". This is not what I hold so dear. Within my heart is a gift, you see of another's heart beating steadily. My lover has entrusted it readily and there it grows unceasingly as we two become one for eternity. Yes, his heart is what I hold so dear.

What Is The Most Expensive Dessert You Have Ever Ordered?
Good Morning on this first Wednesday of the New Year. Happy New year to you but many of you already have wished that to me as I have done for you as well. I know this because it took me 45 minutes to reply to all those who sent New Years wishes back. Thank You. Did the New Year come in with tons of promises of not eating too much, not doing this or quitting that? Yeah same here. I ate too much, drunk a little…hmmmm I have gotten that turned around. We did family games, went over to a friends house for a New Years Eve Party and ole man winter bestowed upon us a nasty dish of snow and more snow. However the weekend was a blast the friendship was great as it is with you. I am thankful for all. I seen in the news that this restaurant in New York, Serendipity which was also a movie I think…John Cusack I think was in the male lead roll anyway this restaurant was sited for having the most expensive dessert but, as the story unfolds… sometimes karma just reaches up and bites ya. So here is an

I Have Been Entered In The Valentine Game
> Teresa - 556 > > > Another member of Fubar has purchased a Valentine Heart for you from the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. > By doing so, you have been entered in The $1,000,000 Valentine - a game of LOVE! The six people who receive the most hearts during the game will win millions of fubucks! > For more information, please view my blog: > http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 > > > This user has sent you 450 hearts. > > > > Good luck in the game! Ty, To who ever sent this

Two Men And A Woman On The Bus!!
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

Fubar Vs. Pogo
just want a know which site has more drama seems everyone has something to say about nothing, they sneak for a peek.. and stall for a call,ppl lieing to ppl, is there anymore truth out in the internet these days it has began too almost sound as we come here to relax and laugh talk to ppl that have conversations and sex included with wooooohoooo s but when u get morons that just say phuck it phuck it i tend to belive pogo is alot better anyways here it is is pogo like as pogo turns or is fubar days of our lies !

Audi R8 To Get V12 Diesel:
Subscribe Renew Give a Gift Change Address International Questions Cars 2.0 Culture Entertainment Gadgets Gaming How To Med-Tech Politics Science Software TechBiz Commentary Multimedia Wired Insider All Autopia Beyond the Beyond Compiler Danger Room Epicenter Gadget Lab Game | Life GeekDad Listening Post The Underwire Threat Level WIRED Science Top Stories Magazine Wired Blogs All Wired Audi R8 to Get 12 Cylinders--Diesel, No Kidding By Marty Jerome January 04, 2008 | 2:04:18 PMCategories: Detroit Auto Show Get used to the idea of diesel sports cars. After all, racing fans have. The Audi R10 TDI won the American Le Mans, the most prestigious sports car series in the world this past October (see photos after the jump). And in the next few weeks Audi is bringing to the North American International Auto Show in Detroit a twelve-cylinder diesel version of its just-released R8. This counters speculation that the car would get a gasoline V10 based on its Lamborghini cousin, the

Dj Devil Needs Your Help
Hey all DJ Devil is in another contest so if you all would please be so helpful like you all have been before with me and ty here is the link to bomb im going for first place 250K fubucks so please come and give me a hand

To Much To Bear
When the pain of the world becomes too much open your eyes to the stranger of the night open your mouth let it all free stop the build up of your pain dry the shame flowing form your eyes here is my shoulder rest your head...rest your heart...rest your soul for a while on the rock of pain when u need a hand to guide you call my name I will be there be your side ill be there to erase your pain make your shame fade like an old pair of jeans when the heartache is to unbearable look not be hide you nor to your side look beside you I am there no need to stare I am there when u look in the shadows of the night do u see the reflection of pure light that blinding ray of hope if you need a guiding star just ask I am here the answers will come if you let them I can make it all fade from pitch black to crystal clear like the bo

Sleep
Ah, the restless and sleepless nights. What to do What to try Wide awake while all the world sleeps. And why is that? Because something is missing and something is lost. I try to sleep I even follow all the rules Drink warm milk Don't get an afternoon snooze and drink your sleeping pills. So I do, but now why am I awake? Well I am awake because I am. My body is telling me something and I can't properly respond. Ergo, "Cogito, ergo sum" awake.... Its just that simple.

Tired Of Being Alone
ok well here we go im just gonna right this cuz im tired of being alone i must b a scary ass guy lol anyway its all crazy how everyone has someone or theres someone out there for you well damn it im tired of looking i just wanna find that right woman so if thats you halla at me for sure

Under The Falling Sky
Nothing matters for life is gone, the facts of life were all but wrong. Pieces fall from the skies above, how could god kill everything he 'loves'? Disease and heartache, torture and pain, if we live to die, then we're here in vain. Clouds can fall and the sun will rot, we're killing ourselves but will we ever stop? Raising children in a world of war, what's different that wasnt there before? Fighting and hate, a world of shame, maybe its time for that world ending rain. Everywhere eyes can see, and everywhere they wont, in everything hands can touch, and everything they dont, there are plots of corruption that lips wont speak, world domination that everyone seems to seek. Two different kinds in this world today, ones who pretend to care and ones who waste away. those that lay around just waiting to die, and those who lay under the falling sky.

This Is No Fun!
So here I am trying to be good. I brought plenty of healthy low cal stuff to eat today. As I sit here with my tuna, tomato, and carrot sticks, one of my Co-workers just walks in with a big old greasy slice of pizza. But I will remain strong!!! For today anyway.

Why Men Do Not Want To Commit Part 3: It’s All Your Fault
If you are a female, this might be one of the most pertinent things I have ever written you. If you are a male, this is your chance to say, "Amen brother!" Over the course of this series of blogs (See PART 1 and PART 2 ), it has been pointed out on many occasions that the problem with men committing is their lack of depth. In actuality, it's quite the opposite. You see, if there is one thing you can say about men, it is that they latch very tightly on to activities that enhance their lives...hobbies. Most men are into something, albeit sports, hunting, cars, music, etc. We involve ourselves to the point of obsession. These things enhance our lives and shape our personalties in a thousand different ways. These are the kind of things that guys bond over and its the kind of things that make them pack together like wolves. Most(not all) women do not have things like this that enhance their lives. A fun day for a lot of girls is shopping, going to the gym, and doing girl

The Conformity Of Life (1998)
These are the days to be long forgotten. Words left unsaid and emotions rock bottom Love is torn and ripped apart From feelings let go, straight from the heart Now, creating lusts for people unknown, It becomes lies with truth left non sown. Life is but a mystery with a lot of loose strings So I give you an answer about what life will bring Heartaches, sorrow, and a lot of sad loss A life well lived or not for a cause It makes no difference when it comes to the end For judgment, truly, our fate it will send So live as you please and please as you live Remembering in the end, your life you must give!

Just A Couple Funnies 4 Ya Tonight
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied, "I remember..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them. After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer." Magically, the ocean turns to beer. Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss

Im Having A Day Surgery Friday!!!
Last January I was diagnosed as having a slight case of HPV Ive been back to my doctors and my papsmear came up being it was more moderate to severe now and a few weeks later they did a biopsy on the abnormal cells they are saying its still a slight case but to be on the safe side my doctor wants me to have the day surgery where they will scrap away these abnormal cells..Today I had to go for a pre-op consult to discuss more about the surgery and the doctor had to check my heart and lungs well today my doctor seemed to hear a heart murmur something that seems to be out of the blue cause nobodys has ever heard me have one b4 so now b4 surgery tomorrow i have to go see my primary care doctor and see if he hears it too and if it will be ok for them to do the surgery friday...wish me all luck and please show me mad love since i am nervous as hell about all of this...I will be put to sleep during the surgery which i am thankful for because i would be anxious as hell if i had to be awake for

Love
Some say being in love is being under a spell I guess magic does exist For me I'm fooled to believe someone could love me My mind and heart Trick me to feel good But in reality Love doesn't know my name It's not meant for me I'm under the spell To be in love Then it wears off Back to this life He laughs at me This trick works every time What you think is there, isn't Being in love, is not being you Come on now, think about it If love were real Hate and suicide would not exist.

I Want My Fucking Leash Back!
To go into something blindly is bad, to lead a prospective loved one out of the loop but down the same path is a lil pathetic. A trusted 'shepard' weaving a trail of lies, while leading through the hills. With good faith front and center, the sheep know your intent is good, but fail to see why they tread such trecherous path. When the taken path's destination and all that it holds is known, one questions the qualifications of the shepard. Why must life-altering secrets be withheld to gain trust? To break away from the heard is deadly, but natures best instinct. I see the path more clearly now, but my mind is too clouded to strategize my next move. Stepping with wreckless abandon, I flee. Ashamed to face facts that I could not make it, ignorant of my leader. So many questions unanswered, so much time already lost. Shepard had to have his secrets, but with no reguard to final cost?

Who I Fu Own For A Month Starting Yesterday
January 7th I became fu owner of two great fubarians. If anyone wants someone to own, own Ohio BBW (now known as BBW Goddess) cuz she's awesome to own! ¤ ßßW GØÐÐ€§§ ¤ ~ ƒÛ_WÎƒËÝ 2 hØñ£Ý§hÎñ£ ~ §Ã®GÉ'§ ßÀÐ GÎ®£§ ~@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~ Eazy E@ fubar

Broken
A broken damn of emotions – spill onto the floor. This glass box of faith is shattered. Shards imbedded into your skin. Barely breathing, Barely alive. Emerging the emancipation of one’s self- The river of tears flow. Alone you are. The Incantation of this damnation Swallows you whole. With your face in your hands You wept. Seeking comfort in your sorrow.

Unloco- Texas Lyrics
Sometimes I lie awake in bed Thinking about the things you said So lost for words, so lost to tell you how I feel So terrified of changing what I thought was real It's too bad, you're gone It's too bad, you're not alone And I know that you couldn't see That it's too bad that you're gone And not here with me Standing here, trying to make some sense of this There's nothing between us Still I can feel your awkwardness You're so lost for words So you just tell me I'm your friend There must be one reason Only one reason in the end It's too bad, you're gone It's too bad, you're not alone And I know that you couldn't see That it's too bad that you're gone And not here with me So why are you pulling away It must be from things that I say And I'm thinking you're thinking of him So why do I even care at all

My New Folder
ok yes i have a new family only folder ! and no i'm not going to add just anyone to my family so stop asking me. y all i'm tired of ppl shouting at me and asking to be added to my family ! it's like hello yo i'm not totally as stupid as you must think ! so here goes no so don't ask please. i'm ready to delete the whole thing it's getting on my last nerve .

Avid Golfer
There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a fanatic golfer. > > Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very early and is golfing all day long. Well this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course. > > It is raining a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. From there he finds it's going to be bad weather all day long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back, and says, "the weather out there is terrible." > > To which she replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"

*~*my Chocolatey Goodness*~*play Music While Reading!!
Cum taste my "Chocolatey Goodness"~ Cum on baby lets do this~ Cum lets get this started with a kiss~ Cum on let me feel your fire~ Cum give me what I desire~ YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS!! Now,Cum and get it!~ It's all HOT and WET! Now cum hit it~ Cum feel my body all soft & thick~ Then give me some of your rock hard dick~ As you go deep,I'm starin' in your eyes wonderin' just where all this passion is from~ Then you squeeze me so tight cuz baby~~ All that "Chocolatey Goodness" just made you CUM!!~

Your Soulmate
Body: I dont care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference..... When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases yo

Xstream Hd
XStreamHD: The New Voom or the Next Netix? 01.08.08 discuss Total posts: 1 Michael Douglas Talks Up XStreamHD Enlarge by Loyd Case CES 2008 Coverage LAS VEGAS—A few years back, a company called VOOM launched a satellite TV service aimed squarely at high definition TV. The technology was impressive, and the picture quality superb for the time. But the customers never showed up, and Voom was eventually acquired by Echostar. XStreamHD Founder George Gonzalez In early December, a new startup company called XStreamHD, which is eyeing the space left by Voom, described its technology to PC Magazine. Flash forward to the 2008 CES. XStreamHD, founded by George Gonzalez, with funding by a variety of investors, including superstar actor Michael Douglas, announced its new satellite HDTV service. Offering impressive technology and promising uncompressed high definition audio and 80 Mbits/s, 1080p video to the home, XStreamHD plans to use data satellites to deliver very high

Bonkers, Bankers Or Bangers. Scam, Skim Or Scum
Apart from a holy sanctimonious offer of ex many compeetoes when I pass on my details to the Rev. Francois DuBois(you mean DUBIOUS) and the fact that I was told the following by Dina Cannon, who is obviously shooting in the dark, there is not much you can say. According to the latter, writing to Terry Fennel, it has been proven you can increase your male size in as little as 30-90days. http://sitefwd.com/Q4V Yes, sure, 10 gallons of beer, 6 tons of bangers and mash then ice the whole lot over with 2 gallons of whipped double cream with hazelnuts each day will do just that in as little as two weeks. On your pedalling machine Dina Cannon and go post your male shots to some other Herb or Herbert, Spice or Spice girl and leave me alone.

10 Ways To Know You Have Estrogen Issues
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-". 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space". 8. You 'r e not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a bitch 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Come On Ya'll Check Out Rednecks Bar
(repost of original by 'FIRECRACKER--HEAD BARTENDER @ REDNECKS BAR~ Fu wifey to COWBOY 1st CAV' on '2008-01-12 07:20:09') (repost of original by 'DJSexyRebelBabe aka Nessa ~Owner Of Rednecks Bar ¢¾Texlawdog71's R/L G/F ¢¾' on '2008-01-12 07:45:13') (repost of original by '*sweetmj* a greeter @redneck bar' on '2008-01-12 09:21:11')

Hot Summer Days
It was a hot summer day and the airconditioning was broken. I was having my boyfriend over for a home cooked meal and a quiet night alone. The dinner was ready and I went in to take a cool shower before he was suppose to arrive. I just got into a cool summer dress when he arrived at the door with a bottle of wine and some roses. He smiled at me and said hello sunshine, I am so happy to be with you. I took him in to the dining room and told him to have a seat. I went in to bring the supper in when all of a sudden I felt his hands sliding around me. He whispered in my ear.. I am not hungry for that as he started nibbling on my neck. I started getting all hot again..and started feeling the sweat run down my back. I mentioned how it was to hot..and very uncomfortable in the house. He grabbed my hand and lead me outside to the swimming pool. He told me to relax and just let things happen. We started kissing..and stripping each other. He was so gorgeous.. naked in the moonlight.

How To Get 'red' And Stay 'red'
Taken from SiN DeReLla™'s departing bulletin. It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. until you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will m

What Is The Sisterhood?
The Sisterhood is a family that I've created for women only. We are not a bombing family nor a Leveling family. I do however post a pinkout (pimpout) on Fridays but they are not a requirement; if you're sitting around bored looking for something to do, they are a great way to show your sisters love; again they are not a requirement. The only requirements I have are listed in the rules. I created The Sisterhood so that the women of Fubar have a place to come to where they can feel safe from the extremely rude and often vulgar sexual advances from the some of the men of Fubar (not all). A place where you can talk about anything to any one of the sisters and not feel judged because the chances are that one of us has been there and even perhaps are going through it now right along with you. I hope this helps. Sister Love, SuperStarrPrincess Owner The Sisterhood Join The Sisterhood!!

Beef And Parmesan Pasta
1. 1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef 2. 1 (14 ounce) can beef broth 3. 1 (14.5 ounce) can Italian-style diced tomatoes 4. 2 cups uncooked farfalle (bow tie) pasta 5. 2 cups sliced zucchini, (1/4 inch thick) 6. 3/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese, divided Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 343 kcal * Carbohydrates: 13 g * Dietary Fiber: 1 g * Fat: 18 g * Protein: 30 g * Sugars: 3 g About: Nutrition Info [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database [This link will take you outside Yahoo! Food] 2. Cooking Directions 1. In a large skillet over medium/high heat, brown the ground beef until no longer pink, breaking up into 3/4 inch pieces. Remove beef with a slotted spoon to a bowl. Pour off the drippings. 2. Return the skillet to the heat and add the beef broth, tomatoes, and pasta. Stir to coat all of the pasta. Bring to a boil and reduce heat to medium. 3. Cook, uncovered, for 15

October.. Thats Me??? You Tell Me!
šOCTOBER = PERFECT -Trustworthy and loyal. -Very passionate. -Wild alot of the time. -Great kisser. -can be a silly dork not knowin anything. -Knows how to have fun. -Super sexy. -can be a great friend. -loves to eat anything good out there. -has alot of responsibility. -Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty. -great smile. -cares about friends. -Playful, but secretive. -gets alot of attention. -can sometimes be too bossy. -very stubborn at moments. -can be a lil bit too much hiper& crazy. -emotional and temperamental sometimes. -Meets new people easily and very social in a group. -Fearless and independent. -Can hold their own. -Stands out in a crowd. -Essentially very smart.

Just A Note: Fyi!
Just a quick note to let you know I will be "out of the Fubar loop" for at least 24 hours, maybe a bit longer. I am having oral surgery done this morning - rather extensive oral surgery, lol. I was told I will probably have to relearn how to talk coherently, but I'm not worried. With this out of the way, I am told I will probably feel much better than I have in the recent past. Yay!!!!! Have a fantastic Tuesday, dear friends! Much love and warm hugs for everyone! Blessings, one and all, all over the world. You are loved and appreciated more than you know! Later! Muahz!

Technology
Technology One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed tog

Battle Buddies
Battle Buddies By Anthony Hunt For all the ones that sent best wishes. For all who mailed tasty dishes. For all who prayed for me at night. For all that believe what I do is right. For all that thank me when I call. For those that think it's a burden at all. For those that reply to what i write online. For all who call themselves friends of mine. For all who have stood the test of time. For all who can't wait for my return. For all who have given me lessons to learn. For all that tell me be save and take care. For all who count the days til I'm there. For all who've ever given me a smile. For all who didn't lose touch all the while. For all who left me a happy memory. For all who never doubted the good in me. For all of my friends both past and present. For all of my strength is what they represent.

I Am That I Am
I am that I am I am that woman you can’t touch I am that woman that leaves you in lust I am that woman who bares a child I am that woman who continually wears a smile I am that woman who loves in heart I am that woman who is wild yet smart I am that woman who is a classic in style I am that woman you want to stay for a while For I am that I am I am that diva girl with hips and a attitude to match I am that gorgeous girl with the hair draping down her back I am that girl the boys yell “Aye girl “ to and I laugh I am that girl that you wish you could have I am that girl who takes charge at what she wants I am that girl who is the unique one out the bunch I am that girl who you can’t afford to receive I am that girl that always leaves them on their knees I am that I am I am that lady you can’t resist when she passes I am that lady who leaves them In the dust of her past I am that woman who cares for herself and stands high I am that wom

The Tracks Of My Tears.........
People say I'm the life of the party Because I tell a joke or two Although I might be laughing loud and hearty Deep inside I'm blue So take a good look at my face You'll see my smile looks out of place If you look closer, it's easy to trace The tracks of my tears.. I need you, need you Since you left me if you see me with another girl Seeming like I'm having fun Although she may be cute She's just a substitute Because you're the permanent one.. So take a good look at my face You'll see my smile looks out of place If you look closer, it's easy to trace The tracks of my tears.. I need you, need you Outside I'm masquerading Inside my hope is fading Just a clown oh yeah Since you put me down My smile is my make up I wear since my break up with you.. So take a good look at my face You'll see my smile looks out of place If you look closer, it's easy to trace The tracks of my tears

My Friends Wedding, Again!
I just received an email from a close buddy of mine saying that he's getting married this weekend. He met his bride to-be on a trip he took last month. He says that he has found "true love" this time. Problem is, the man has found "true love" before with "6" different women, and its usually after a short period of time. My question is this: Do you believe that you could marry a person after only knowing them for a short period of time?

You Say That You Love Me
I wrote this this morning after the fight or whatever you want to call it. I had to stop because I was getting too upset thinking of all the things that has happened. You say that you love me But it really doesn’t show You treat me very badly This I really know What you call love is very confusing I wouldn’t want to see hate Because the way you love Isn’t the way you should treat your mate You talk to me like I’m a dog You always treat me like shit You say you are better then the one before I don’t see how, you also hit How can you hit the one you love? Just because you get mad That’s not the way it’s supposed to be This isn’t what I thought we had You didn’t do this in the beginning And you knew the trouble I had in the past You told me you would never do that But now I see your words don’t last This isn’t what I wanted to happen You aren’t the person that you were once before You do the things you say you would never do I know the time is comin

Stupid
Some people on fubar are soo stupid...ugh!! Well I finally got my laptop woot woot!! Although im kinda gettin tired of fubar. I dont like being moved from number 2 to number 3...its soo insulting..not only that when i really think about it..the whole top friends crap is flipping retarted..whats even more retarted is that im sitting here writing about it. stupid!!! Well whatever im in a bad mood at the moment and feel like complaining about stupid shit.Well let me get back to hanging with T-Dog.... Oh.. tonight Mike's taking me to the movies to see cloverfield :D Heres what I think about #3........................................................................................................:P

My Pimp Out - Made By Lauria
THANK YOU SO MUCH! THESE WONDERFUL PEEPS HELPED ME LEVEL, GO SHOW SOME FU-LOVE! $ç()øTéR™--(hubby of Lori)-{PM shift leader of Demon Crew}-[Shadow Leveler]@ fubar ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar gary1210WRR FAN~rl b/f of Christina~member shadow levelers~FU OWNED BY~'¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of@ fubar Heretic Goddess~*FU-Wifey and R/L Boo Boo to DJ Supreme Heretic*~ Co-Owner @S.O.A@ fubar Brown Eyed Beauty~Demon Crew~Cowboy's Girl@ fubar ~(((...Mullet Hunter...)))~Club Naughty N Nice~Club F.A.R.~@ fubar " Bottoms UP""plz read profile"@ fubar lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic@ fubar ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ *DEMON CREW* & * W.I.S.E.U.K.F*

Blacker Than Black?
By Julie Steenhuysen CHICAGO (Reuters) - U.S. researchers said on Tuesday they have made the darkest material on Earth, a substance so black it absorbs more than 99.9 percent of light. Made from tiny tubes of carbon standing on end, this material is almost 30 times darker than a carbon substance used by the U.S. National Institute of Standards and Technology as the current benchmark of blackness. And the material is close to the long-sought ideal black, which could absorb all colors of light and reflect none. "All the light that goes in is basically absorbed," Pulickel Ajayan, who led the research team at Rice University in Houston, said in a telephone interview. "It is almost pushing the limit of how much light can be absorbed into one material." The substance has a total reflective index of 0.045 percent -- which is more than three times darker than the nickel-phosphorous alloy that now holds the record as the world's darkest material. Basic black paint, by comparis

Things I Love About Us
I love the moments that just happen between us, like whenever our eyes meet to share an intimate conversation, or when one of us accidentally brushes up against the other in the middle of doing mothing in particular... I love the times when you're thinking exactly what I'm thinking, and the sweet words that come out of your mouth when I;m least expecting them... I love the laughter that always snowballs whenever we get each other started, and all the little ways you touch my heart because you know me so well... I love when you sneak up behind me and wrap your arms around me, I love your kisses that make me feel so beautiful... I love everything that's inside of you that keeps me falling again and again... I never dreamed I could be so happy. TKT

Review- Book- Confessons Of A Part Time Soreress
do you have that wonam in your life who doesnt understand how you can sit at a table all night with six other people, rolling die and pretending youre something youre not? do they picture your firend in silly wizzard out fits yelling wierd things at each other, then get them this book. its by shelly mazzanoble and i love it! been gaming for 15 hears now and i was dying with laughter as i read this. and you never know, she may ask to play some time...

Souls That Bond
there truly a soul out their to touch thy heart Someone on whom i can feel and hold Someone who brings light where theirs darkness stronger than a lover closer than a friend an eternal mate hearing thier voice makes u feel safe and free someone who can light a smile to your heart To know true love, you want to give of yourself. Thoughts are of them go through your mind and nothing else It matters not the distance but the enter piece that they can bring you As long as your soulmate is near no evil can harm thee no darkness can touch you You can handle the storm that may challenge you Life is clearer and full of light when their near you or in your thoughts Picking up thier every heart beat their every thing that maeks u and them bond If you find your soul mate nothing can tear the bond thats shared trials may come you may lose yourself but always yuoll find the way back to the love you seek. and you love u carry is more powerful than anything on the this earth.. Love

Want Me For A Month?look Inside!!!
I am currently in an auction and whoever has the highest bid on me gets to have me for a month please check out the auction,take a look at what I have to offer and bid on me Just click on link below and start bidding..Come on people get your bidding started now.. *Bidding starts at 50k so lets get to it!!!

New House, New Town (straight)
New House, New Town (Straight) It had been a year since Sara’s divorce became final. With her 45th birthday just a few months away, she felt a new job in a new town, was be just what she needed. She sent resumes to a several different cities, to see what offers she would get. She had spent her last eight years, as the office manager to an accounting firm in Chicago. After a few weeks, she was getting offers from coast to coast. After looking over a handful of nice offers, she decided to give Nashville a chance. She found a nice big frame house, just about 20 minutes from downtown. She knew it would take a bit of work getting it as she wanted it. Being on her own now, she figured she could take her time and fix it JUST to suit her. She was settling into her new job as office manager, for a downtown publishing company. The people seemed nice enough and the hours were great. She spent her first few weeks unpacking and trying to organize things at home. With sp

Rev Sexy Succlence A Cheater
HAS TO CHEAT TO LEVEL Rev ۞Sexy Succulence۞ Ŧ.©.M..۞@ fubar http://www.fubar.com/user/1072161 HAS A TOTAL OF 20 REFERRALS OFF MAIN ACCOUNT 15 ARE FAKE REFERRED BY HER MAIN ACCOUNT AND HAS 1 FAKE OFF HER FAKES http://www.fubar.com/referrals.php?u=1072161 1. http://www.fubar.com/user/1267059 2. http://www.fubar.com/user/1261256 3. http://www.fubar.com/user/1251346 4. http://www.fubar.com/user/1237798 5. http://www.fubar.com/user/1236236 6. http://www.fubar.com/user/1231779 http://www.fubar.com/referrals.php?u=1231779 and a fake off the fake http://www.fubar.com/user/1235917 7. http://www.fubar.com/user/1220441 ? questionable 8. http://www.fubar.com/user/1220317 9. http://www.fubar.com/user/1219885 level 8 but is her account 10. http://www.fubar.com/user/1219780 11. http://www.fubar.com/user/1210720 12. http://www.fubar.com/user/1192634 13. http://www.fubar.com/user/1144695 14. http://www.fubar.com/user/1095502 atleast

012308 Horoscope
Although you will likely receive the emotional support you seek, there could be a darker side to the offer. You won't be satisfied unless others love you without expecting anything in return. But now there are secret agendas and hidden clauses in the unspoken agreements. Be vigilant; bring as much out into the open as you can before getting in over your head.

He Knows I Love Him
Guess it's just my thing to write these things down when I don't really have an escape for my heart. I'd rather die a thousand deaths than to know that my child is dealing with things at his age that are painful lessons. Needing to be strong sucks because I want to be anything but that for a change. I want to crawl in my bed and sleep.. days, weeks, months , years.. let it pass as if a dream and wake up to him being all of a 3 yr old boy running around with boundless energy, abundant laughter, and infinite happiness.. But that's just not what life is like is it? There's trials and tribulations. Hard knocks and pain... Reasons to feel sad, depressed and angry... I know it will all be okay.. I was promised that it would be and I'm holding Him to it. For now, I'll keep the faith, and let my son know that no matter what.. I love him, I'm here for him . Just needed to bleed a bit to release that pressure.. I do it with my pen.. or in this case... the keyboard

Naughty Quiz
Are you a virgin? (If yes, you're not going to get much out of this).: NO. How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 18. What is your sexual orientation?: BI SEXUAL. Have you ever done anything sexually with someone of the same sex?: YES. Would you?: HELL YES. Would you ever have a threesome?: YES. With someone of the same sex?: YES. When was the last time you had sex?: LOL, HMMM... Have you ever had cyber/phone sex?: YES. Would you ever pay for sex?: FUCK NO. Would you ever have sex for money?: FUCK NO. Have you ever been forced to do something you didn't want to?: NOPE. Would you ever have sex with the person who posted this before you?: I DONT KNOW WHO POSTED THIS, LOL. How many people have you kissed?: HAHAHAHAHA. What do you consider your best physical feature?: MY EYES, ASS, AND BOOBIES! What is your best sex skill?: MMMM, WOULDNT U LIKE TO KNOW, LMAO!!!! What is your favorite position?: DOGGY. What is the

Vip/1,000,000 Fubucks
I've entered into a giveaway for a 1 month VIP and all I need is 10,000 comments! (Rates DO NOT COUNT) I would really appreciate any and all help at this! Also Add/Fan/Rate the host plz! 'I only need 10,000 comments for a one month VIP' @ fubar I'm also looking for someone to be my Valentine ;) So who want's to buy me hearts? Create cool Profile Comments

I Like To Say I Love You
I like to say I love you That's all I can think about When I talk to you I like to say I love you It's just 3 words But, they come from my heart I like to say I love you I find your presence in every heartbeat I like to say I love you And, I meant it so My heart agrees too You have bewitched my heart It's how I feel You know my love for you is much more than these words show But, I still like to say I love you

Be My Valentine Application
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows that Valentines day is about a month away so get an early start also everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Here's the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Name: Age: Height: Do you Drive: School: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my h

Mixed Messages?
Once again, wasting some time, but this REALLY iritated me. So, I am reading the mums...and this particular one was asking about having sex on the first date. I saw all these girls that are scantily clad and doing something suggestive in their default pictures...saying "NO WAY or I am NOT a slut". OK...I am stupid?! Or do they just like to look like sluts for everyone to see? Talk about mixed messages...these girls are something else.

No One Special
No One Special By Joanne Anderson As I walked along a lonely path a waif did catch my eye. She sat shivering in the cold with just a tattered dress and little else to cover her frail body.I started to walk on, but her sad little eyes seemed to plead, Don’t turn away from me please, My heart went out to the poor sweet child; I kneeled down and asked her name. Her voice was as sweet as honey as she said “My name is no one special.” “No one special,” I exclaimed, “that is surely not your name.” “That is all I have ever heard when someone ask another who I was “Oh she is no one special. My parents are living with the angels and so is my baby brother, Billy” My eyes misted as I listened to her painful tell of woe, “Oh you poor child,” I cried, “but how have you survived?” “With the kindness of strangers, but that is rare and hard to find. You are the only one that has talked to me this long. May I know your name? It surely must be beautiful as your heart.” I qui

012608 Tarot
The Temperance card suggests that my alter ego today is the Mediator, whose superpower for negotiation lies in my innate ability to create the right chemistry within a particular situation. I am a continual work in progress. I strive for equality, balance and compatibility -- driven by my innate sense of fairness. This provides a certain degree of predictability in my actions, and is my recipe for success. As in all things truly worthwhile in life, love is an art, sketched and painted atop a canvas of mutual respect. Such a foundation allows only for the occasional brush stroke to cover a mixed message or misunderstanding, and avoid use of the paint roller. Take it one day at a time, valuing all things with such an openness as to provide not only the proper balance, but to allow for proper action when needed.

The Gunslinger & The Old Prospector
The Gunslinger & the Old Prospector An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to." A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. T he old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man re

Poem
As I sit and wonder where you are I see a glimmer from a star. I make a wish to see your face And wonder why you left this place I remember your smile I remember your laugh But all of that is in the past I look at you picture and start too cry And no one ever wonders why I saw you less than an hour ago But the time since then has past so slow I know today that you left for good And all the reasons are understood But I see your car from far away And I sit and wonder if you will come back to stay And then you pass and do not stop As I feel my heart start to drop But you come back and see me there And approach me sitting with a blank stare You ask me why and I tell you this All I miss is your sweet kiss I miss your eyes your voice your touch And all I along I have loved you this much To have but one day to change your mind And all the past would be left behind And you take my hand in your and say I have loved you this much from the first day

This Is My First
Hey, This is My first Blog and I am just saying W00t whats up, any help hints or suggestions about this site would be great so that I can learn more about it. I'm used to Myspace so this is way new to Me.

Page 7 Of 20 On Polyamory
I'll bet. Like, how do you keep from being jealous? Ah, now that is a real question! In fact, that question has it's own But is someone feels jealous, isn't that their problem? No, it's everyone's problem, and successful resolution of the problem requires you to find out why they feel jealous. If you treat your lovers as thoughbthey are interchangeable, they'll be jealous. If you don't take care to make your lovers feel wanted or needed, they'll be jealous. If you aren't careful to make it clear to all of your partners that you value them, you won't keep any of them for long. Sometimes, it's easy, especially when you take a new partner, to forget yuor existing partner in the rush and excitement of exploring a new lover. In fact, some people even have a name for that giddy, infatuated stage of a new relationship; they call it "New Relationship Energy" or "NRE" That's when everyone involved is particularly prone to jealousy. There aren't any cure--alls