Gotta pee...
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night
out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-
enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe
with that.
After the girls did their business, they
proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was
concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed
hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst...
My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine
came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never
forget you!'
