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Like An Angel You Grew Wings And Flew Away
Like an angel you grew wings and learned how to fly. You learned how to tackle the most difficult situations, you learned how to be strong although you are young you have faced alot in your young life. Like an angel you grew wings and learned how to fly. I did what i could to keep you safe from harms way, but i couldnt keep you safe from everything. you have suffered in the long run, but i did the best i could for you, but now like an angel you grew wings and learned how to fly. I will continue to love you even though what you did was wrong, maybe someday we will be together again, i miss you my son, i will always love you. Like an angel you grew wings and flew away.

Why Women Are Crabby
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't

Sts-120 Disvovery Is "go" For De-orbit, Solar Panel Repair A Success.
Discovery Crew Prepares for Landing Wednesday Image Above: The STS-120 crew members aboard Discovery take a break from landing preparations on Tuesday to talk to reporters. Image credit: NASA TV One of the 4 possible tracks Pilot George D. Zamka, STS-120 Pilot dependent cloud level and wind speed among other factors. 6 Nov 2007 8:30 P.M EST The crew will spend today preparing for landing. Discovery’s first landing opportunity is at 1:02 p.m. EST Wednesday at Kennedy Space Center, Fla. Weather forecasters predict favorable landing conditions once a cold front passes through late Tuesday night. The backup landing sites at Edwards Air Force Base, Calif., and White Sands Space Harbor, N.M., will not be considered Wednesday. Space shuttle Discovery’s crew left the International Space Station Monday morning after almost 11 days of joint operations with the Expedition 16 crew. The shuttle undocked from the station at 5:32 a.m. as they flew over the South

Another Bad Day...
After all the bullshit that happened I had a terrible day yesterday! My step-dad had a heart attack and is in a coma (he just got home from Iraq not too long ago and he's only 49) and when I got home from sitting in the waiting room at the Cardiac Care Unit all day my dog got hit by a car and I had to take him to the doggy hospital. The bastard who hit him didn't even slow down! He's coming home this morning but will be in a lot of pain for weeks to come. After I pick up my dog I have to go back to the CCU and see if my step-dad is going to wake up today. I hope so!!!

Best Women's Joke!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition" Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said.... "Clean my house." (YOU GO, GIRL!)

Deep Inside Of Me
DEEP INSIDE ME THERE ARE SECRETS HOPES AND DREAMS A SHY SIDE A WILD SIDE DEEP INSIDE OF ME THERE IS A LITTLE GIRL SCARED OF THE WORLD CRYIG FOR HELP AND PROTECTION DEEP INSIDE OF ME IS A WOMEN TRAPPED INSIDE PAIN WANTING ANXIETY TO ESCAPE DEEP INSIDE OF ME ARE SO MANY THINGS WHICH ARE NEVER SHOWN TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD DEEP INSIDE OF ME YOU UWILL NEVER KNOW SHANNON McFarland

Rough Sex..... Nsfw
Found this on MySpace and thought I would share it with all of you. Pretty funny. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor..

Im Not Pretty
You call me pretty They call me cute Where's the trigger Please just shoot I can't believe what I hear Just go and leave me be Don't whisper in my ear There's no convincing me Go away right now I dont want to know There's no proving it anyhow I just want to be alone I don't believe what you say What is it you are trying to do Who are you anyway If you were me you'd agree too I am not pretty or cute Stop saying what isnt true Give me the gun I'll shoot Cause I'm tired of listening to you

Until Tues...
my husband came home we had a great night, woke up this morning and he just started going off on me. i went to the doc today and she suggested couples counsuling we are going to try to fix this, or im gonna go crazy! i love all of my friends on here, i could never express just how much you have helped me. i guess im not going to win that contest but i want to thank every one that helped. i love yall and ill see u on tues! Muah! *Kimberly*

Today..
Today... is somewhat an ok day. I haven't cried in a few days... maybe I should. I try not to, but lord knows I want to. Broken hearts... do they ever really heal... in the beginning of a broken heart... it seems that the pain is never going to end. As time goes on.. it becomes a numbing sensation.. until there is nothing left. I am not sure if at that point, the heart is healed or hardened. THe pain stops. At this point, does the possibility to love again actually occur... or is the heart so broken.. that it will never love again? I am not sure how to talk to someone or what to say to someone. I never know what is right. Question is.. how can it be that a best friend... can break a heart without even knowing it and then once it is realized... expect you to stay a friend to them? It is the hardest feat to be a friend to a person that has broken my heart into a million pieces... without even trying or wanting to break it. I tear up.. but they never fall. I try to

Worm Back In The Hole
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

"listenin' To The Radio"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't I hear Beth callin' me? Why can't I be the one to make Sara smile? I wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie Walkin' down the aisle Oh yeah, all right But I got no Mary Jane There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen I'm just a fool in the rain Waitin' on my Billie Jean I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O A devil in a dress of blue A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline I'd even take a Run-Around Sue Oh yeah, all right Well, I never got to scream for a Layla I never saw Mary-Anne walkin' away I never danced on the sand with a Rio Or woke up with a Maggie May I dialed 867-5309 But there was no Jenny Jenny Oh, why can't I get myself a brown-eyed girl When Willie Nelson loved so many? And why does Jack have Diane? And why does Billy Joe have Bobbie Sue? And everybody had Roxanne Except you-know-who I want an Angie, a

Im Mrs.frankstein
alright well its been since forever i noticed that i like guys older then me...like in their late 20s and older =/ i mean ive liked them older since i was like 14 haha is that weird? or am i a skank? lol well i dont know older guys i think are better haha well anyways thought i would write about this..lol ok then thanx for reading =)

My Own Stupidity, Or My Desire 2 B Loved..idk Which
WELL BOYS AND GIRLS IT SEEMS I'VE DONE IT AGAIN, ALLOWED MY HEART TO OVER RIDE MY BRAIN AND AS A RESULT ITS NOT PRETTY, SO THE NEXT QUESTION IS THIS DO I GIVE UP ON LOVE ENITRELY AND SAVE MYSELF FROM THE HURT OR NOT? GIVE ME YOUR OPINIONS! THANKS GUYS FOR LOOKIN OUT 4 ME

The Fubar Poem (from Cappy) Lol
Oh give me the time When we were bouncer free To talk to my friends Like we did before To leave them comments To say that we cared Instead of typing in letters to please that unfriendly guy The first online Bar So we are told to believe Where the bouncers dont stand at the doors but at bar to check you've type the right digits before buying a drink I would love to help you to win that big prize but the guy at the back wants his bouncer check With all these changes making it harder to play we can now truly say we are all truly F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition

Dear America,
Don McLean - American Pie PLEASE PLAY AS YOU READ Dear America, I have fought long and hard defending everything you take for granted. While I watch my brothers and sisters of all races die on a daily bases, you continue to push your petty differences of skin color and sexual preference to the point of riots and protests. Yet my brothers and sister see no colors at all when it comes to defending your right to do nearly as you please, it goes unnoticed by most. Speaking of protests why is it that you constantly protest in our defense about a war you know nothing about? You bitch and complain about the war and Iraq, yet when we moved to blow craters in Afghanistan you were all for it. Its the same fight, different location, believe it or not. Yet we are the ones fighting, we are the ones dying..Why are you speaking on our behalf anyway? We speak for you. While you go to your jobs and come home to hug your loved ones and kids..We fight for you. But I just love how you get y

This Love
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m THIS LOVE WE ARE MAKING IS LASTING AND REAL AS DELICATE AS THE WING OF A DRAGONFLY AS STRONG AS A SOLID BAND OF STEELE THIS LOVE WE ARE MAKING IS WOVEN AS FINELY AS A SILKEN ROPE. OUR DESIRE AND PASSION LIKE THE URGENCY OF A VOLATILE STORM THAT CLEANSES AND INSPIRES A NEW HOPE. THIS LOVE WE ARE MAKING IS GIVEN NEW LIFE EACH DAY BY A TOUCH A WORD A KISS AND WE ARE HUMBLED BY THIS BLESSING AND HAVE REJOICED AT ITS BIRTH. THIS LOVE WE ARE MAKING IS THE BLACK COAL FROM THE VERY DEPTHS OF THIS EARTH OPENED TO REVEAL A BRILLIANT DIAMOND AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON WILL SHINE UNTIL THE END OF TIME. THIS LOVE WE ARE MAKING AS SOFT AS THE VELVET PETAL OF A ROSE BUT NEVER WITHERS OR FALLS FROM THE STEM THIS LOVE WE ARE MAKING WILL BE ETERNAL AND CARRY US ON WHEN OUR FLESH AND OUR BONE IS EMPTY OF LIFE TO MERGE US AS ONE AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.

Sad
So recently I had reconnected with a friend that I hadn't talked to in months. I was so excited & happy but sadly it just isn't going to work out. As hard as I tried; his mood swings are just awful. Tonight was the last straw. I'd post our conversation from yahoo but there's no reason to I guess. I'm sure he's posted a nice blog blasting me & if you're on his friends list; please don't share it with me. I feel bad for him. His demons are just too much for me to take but despite his treatment of me; I wish him nothing but the best. So Jay, I hope some day your life is all it should be, your hatred & anger towards those that want to be your friend & those that aren't your friend dissolves & you find yourself at peace & happy. ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy

Valeria '*crazy-angel*' Rodriguez
Valeria '*CrAzY-aNgEl*' Rodriguez This is a new account, probably a fake account. Anyways this lame ass bitch is downrating people for the hell of it. So do what you like. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater

Now And Zen (variation 1)
1. Keep your bodies close together and let her run her chest over yours. 2. The male should place his hand on her bottom as the female embraces him and kisses his lips and his neck. 3. Pull her close as she moves horizontally during intercourse.

Blahhhhhh
So, it transpires that the good folks here at the place where I work out are on the warpath about folks being on teh internets when they should be working... so looks like kins might have to go into hiding or lose his job, if it ain't too late already. Now how do you like them apples?

This Is A Website, Friendships Are Real!!
************************************************************************************************************************************************* Why does it always seem that things are good and all of a sudden it feels like everything is falling in on you? I am tired of all the crap, well she said this and he said that. I tried to get on this site to give you all something to laugh about. Something to feel good about, I wanted to be a friend to anyone willing to be a friend to me. I once entered this contest asking my friends to help out. I did get help, a lot of it and I won the contest. I was so happy and thankful for it. Some friends did it out of sheer friendship. Others did it because they wanted help. I got a lot of stuff thrown back in my face always about how they helped me. When I do things for people on this site I do them without thinking what can they do for me. I used to be selfish back when I was in high school, but I had people teach me that I could be satisfied doi

My Quick N Easy Chicken Recipe
Ingredients * 500g Chicken Thigh Fillets cut into strips * 400g can Tomatoes diced * 1 medium onion sliced thickly * 4 crushed garlic cloves * 2 tbs dark soy sauce * 2 tbs worchestshire sauce * 1/2 cup plain flour * 1 tsp sugar * olive oil Directions 1. Coat chicken in flour. 2. Fry in oil until brown then remove. 3. Fry garlic and onions in same pan until translucent. 4. Add tomatoes, soy, w'shire & sugar and simmer for 3 minutes. 5. Return chicken with 50ml water and simmer gently for 5 minutes. 6. Serve with fresh boiled potatoes and corn.

Quick And Easy Chili Recipe
Ingredients * 1 LB. ground beef * 2/3 cup chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper * 1/2 cup water * 2 (15 or 15.5 oz.) cans dark red kidney beans, drained rinsed * 1 can condensed beef broth * 1 ( 8 oz.) can tomato sauce * 1 (6 oz.) can tomato paste * 3 teaspoons chili powder Directions 1. 1. In large sauce pan, combine ground beef, onions and bell pepper. Cook over medium heat for 8 to 10 mins. or until beef is thoroughly cooked, stirring frequently. drain. 2. 2. Stir in all remaining ingredients. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, simmer 15 mins. stirring occasionally.

Lee Roy Mercer Remembers Pettys - By Jeff Hammond / Nascar On Fox
MERCER Remembers PettysBy Jeff Hammond / FOXsports.comAs the NASCAR season winds down, I want to talk about my buddy, comedian Lee Roy Mercer, and what he's been doing around racing. I don't want you to forget what it means when you take the time to spend some money on one of his CDs because he's punked some pretty cool guys, including Jack Roush, Tony Stewart and Cale Yarborough. It's a great stocking stuffer, and you'll get a great laugh out of it. But it will also benefit Victory Junction Gang Camp. We're getting toward the end of the season, and a lot of people are going to be thinking about how important Kyle and Pattie Petty's place is in Randleman, N.C. They've got to have money to continue doing what they're doing during the off-season, just like they do during the season. It's a great opportunity during the holidays to put one of these CDs in somebody's stocking. It would be a pretty cool thing to do. Go to LeeRoyMercer.com. Check it out, and do something good for the kids.Cl

Us Marine And The Terrorist
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!' And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking h

Pbs Show Judgement Day
If you’re not into politics or Evolution ignore it just bore you. Anyone catch the PBS special Judgement day last night? Awesome show it exposed the lie that is Intelligent Design (ID) and how dishonest those people are in trying to first get evolution out of the classroom and replace it with ID. It was a great show let the trial speak for itself and had both sides commenting. I had no problem if they want to fill their own kids head with that phony science ID, send them to some private school. But this special showed how they are trying to get evolution discredited and push ID. In the science part of the trial it should how completely foolish they appeared to the judge. A judge who was put up from the position by Rick Santorum the ex nut case right wing Senator and approved by the Shrub (bush) so he is certainly a republican judge. He smacked them down so hard in his ruling he is getting death threats now, got to love the Christian right eh. One of the best parts was the basic

Holiday Greeting Cards
When sending out your holiday greeting cards this season, please add this address to your list: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue NW Washington, DC 20307-5001 This nice gesture will go a long way to a wounded soldier away from family/friends. Please pass this on if you feel it's a good thing to do!

Three Types Of Players...
Oh HELL...I've been suckered in by all 3 types... Player Type #1) The "Ego-Driven" Player These are the guys who want or need attention from multiple women because it feeds their ego and makes them feel better about themselves. They aren't necessarily bad guys, and often develop deep connections with the women they're with... but they're shameless flirts that usually don' t know any better than to live their lives seeking approval and validation from lots of women. And the affection of a woman and sex is their ultimate form of getting approval. You'll find these guys constantly in and out of short "relationships", but never making any of them work out... because it's really all about them. Player Type #2) The "Social" Player: These are the guys who make a career out of learning how to pick up women and it becomes their favorite evening pastime. They're in it for more of the challenge and experience than they are for the actual "connecti

The Riddlebox
God, Thank you mostly for the strength to Continue living and for giving us the gift To entertain. Life on earth can be whack And entertainment is like an escape from all of this. Entertainment for us is a world that we can jump In and out of. To be able to leave your world and step into another is a gift We will be forever thankful for. Thank You God. 1. Intro This pretty much tells You that you will be judged upon death, See the riddlebox song #2 2. Riddlebox You will be judged, 3. The show must go on. We feel that everyone here Is walking with God. 4. Chicken Huntin’ Don’t be a racist redneck. 6. Toybox Be careful what you do because it Will come back to bite you in the butt. Don’t try to get revenge. 8. 3 Rings Don’t judge people based on what They look like. 14. "12" This song is again about judgment. 15. The killing fields This is about the end times and what will happen.

Love Me Little, Love Me Long
Love me little, love me long, Is the burden of my song. Love that is too hot and strong Burneth soon to waste. Still, I would not have thee cold, Not too backward, nor too bold; Love that lasteth till 'tis old Fadeth not in haste. Love me little, love me long, Is the burden of my song. If thou lovest me too much, It will not prove as true as touch; Love me little, more than such, For I fear the end. I am with little well content, And a little from thee sent Is enough, with true intent To be steadfast friend. Love me little, love me long, Is the burden of my song. Say thou lov'st me while thou live; I to thee my love will give, Never dreaming to deceive Whiles that life endures. Nay, and after death, in sooth, I to thee will keep my truth, As now, when in my May of youth; This my love assures. Love me little, love me long, Is the burden of my song. Constant love is moderate ever, And it will through life persever; Give me that, with true endeavor I

While I'm Sleeping
While I'm Sleeping by BlueWolf © I wake up each morning ready to start the day my first thoughts are of you and how you are away. I pull the covers back over me and drift back off to sleep because there in my dreams, you're there for me to keep I don't have to say goodbye I don't have to be blue I don't have to walk away I can stay right there with you We are happy and holding hands smiling, looking at each other knowing that this feels so right and there will never be another Yes, in my dreams you're always there and you always make me smile so I'll just sleep a little bit longer so you can stay with me for a little while...... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Somethings Ive Been Thinking About.
ok this is some of the things ive been thiking about for a very long time. #1. what do women want in a man? #2. why when a nice guy asks you out, you are looking at the hot bad boy that walks by when you are out on a date? #3 why do you freak out when you are confronted about it when you are caught doing it in front of the guy that asked you out? and for the best one of all. #4 why go out with the nice guy when you really want the bad boy to ask you out? this is just a short list of what i want to know about. i mean you guys say you want a nice guy to ask you out and when one does you totally ignore him when a bad boy type walks by. oh yeah thats another question i should add to the list.

The Good Wife's Guide
Good Housekeeping on Wives The Good Wife's Guide From Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May, 1955. * Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed. * Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. * Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. * Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables. * During the cooler months of the year you should prepare a

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/15/07;
Get ready cause it don't get more cynical then this; How the fuck is Viagra, Penis Enlarging Pills, or a goddamn condum any fuckin' different then a chick using a vibrator or anybody taking blood pressure, cholesterol, insulin, or shit fuckin' aspirins, or stronger, pills for what ails ya? Every "tree hugging all natural greennick" think about this; do you brush teeth, comb hair, use lipstick, perfume, or cologne? Throws the "all natural" shit out the fuckin' window don't it? No I'm not using that shit, they make a good topic for jokes but in 20 years people will be "Huh" just like young uns are about us and our gas prices/cable TV jokes! Twat goes around cums around! Y'all been warned too!

Stretch Yourself
Stretch Yourself "People are defeated by easy, victorious and cheap successes more than by adversity." -- Benjamin Disraeli Today’s social standard is one of mediocrity. The status quo rarely challenges our individual creative power. Create a brand new world for yourself, one that meets your deepest needs. By doing so, you will help raise the quality of consciousness of the entire world. Use your imagination! Sing your own song! "Success means fulfilling your own dreams, singing your own song, dancing your own dance, creating from your heart and enjoying the journey, trusting that whatever happens, it will be OK. Creating your own adventure!" -- Elana Lindquist reprints with permission: Higher Awareness

To All My Friends
To all my friends I am sorry.....some things have happen that I wasnt aware of..in turn I have hurt a few of my most important friends...I have tried to be nice to everyone in turn I have sucked it up and taken blame for things that werent under my control...and I have taken the fall for things that were my fault..I will be the first to admitt my mistakes.... So to all of you I am deeply sorry...please forgive me Love all of you Jenn

My Life In 61 Questions
My current life in 61 questions; 1. What was the highlight of your day? coming home 2. Who's car were you in last? mine 3. When is the next time you are going to kiss somebody? idk 4. What color shirt are you wearing? green 5. How long is your hair? long 6. Last movie you watched? transformers? 7. Last thing you ate? cheetos 8. Last thing you drank? water 9. Where did you sleep last night? the bed 11. What did you say last? nothing 12. Where is your phone? on the desk 13. What is the best part of your life? my kids 14. What color are your eyes? brown 16. When was the last time you had your heart broken? private 17. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently? nothing 18. What are you listening to? chevelle 19. If you could have one thing right now what would it be my boyfriend 20. What is your favorite flower? orchids 21. Who makes you happiest right now? idk 22. What were you doing at midnight last night? toss

A Poem Now
Destiny smiled on me and gave me a present Threw me on a warm star [1] So close to the skin, so far from the eye I take my destiny in my own hands My desire is manned Where the fresh water dies because it taints itself in salt I keep the Little Prince in mind A king without a queen When a woman is mistaken about me then the bright world is confused Man against man My skin belongs to the gentlemen Man against man Birds of a feather flock together Man against man I am the servant of two masters Man against man Birds of a feather flock together I am the corner of all rooms I am the shadow of all trees No link is missing in my chain [2] when lust pulls from behind My family calls me a traitor [3] I am the nightmare of all fathers Man against man My skin belongs to the gentlemen Man against man Birds of a feather flock together Man against man But my heart freezes on some days Man against man Cold tongues that beat there Gay-ah [4] I'm not in

Hi Heres A Update
I will be away for awhile (personal shit) hopefully not to long after this Sunday wish all My friends and Loved ones a great Thanksgiving if I am not back by then I need 45 K to level any helps apriciated xxx Bye for now ~Ancient1~

Eco Ruin Felled Early Society
One of Western Europe's earliest known urban societies may have sown the seeds of its own downfall, a study suggests. Mystery surrounded the fall of the Bronze Age Argaric people in south-east Spain - Europe's driest area. Data suggests the early civilisation exhausted precious natural resources, helping bring about its own ruin. The study provides early evidence for cultural collapse caused - at least in part - by humans meddling with the environment, say researchers. It could also provide lessons for modern populations living in water-stressed regions. The findings were based on pollen preserved in a peat deposit located in the mountains of eastern Andalucia, Spain. The researchers drilled a sediment core from the Canada del Gitano basin high up in Andalucia's Sierra de Baza region. Sediment cores were drilled from peat deposits By studying the abundances of different pollen types - along with other indicators - preserved in sedimentary deposits, researchers can reconstruct what kind

Man Laws
MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's c

Omg....this Is Soooo Funny
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I am also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner - it smells a little funny. Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK. Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning soft

Oral Sex Gene Helps Male Fish Fake It
Men may be intrigued to hear that researchers have pinpointed a gene that makes females suck up sperm through their mouths. The gene was found in the cichlid fish, where the males have evolved a way to lure females close so that they can squirt sperm into their mouths. As is the case in many fish species, the sight of a brightly coloured male somehow triggers females with ripe eggs to start releasing them. But in cichlids, there is a twist. Females hold their eggs in their mouths and incubate them there after fertilisation – a behaviour that is thought to have evolved to protect the eggs from predators. As soon as a female has spawned her eggs, she collects them up in her mouth. Normally, sperm released into the water by a male nearby will then fertilise the eggs. But males of certain cichlid species in east Africa have evolved a way to increase the odds that females take up their sperm. Oval yellow markings resembling the eggs are found on the anal or pelvic fins. When a f

I Need A Miracle.........
Somebody in need of a miracle.... What will you do??? If someone you know were to have severe health problems, and most of their family had cancer or other health problems??? Unable to work but trying to complete college degree, one child out of the home in care,supporting two disabled children and their ex will not even help with the simple things in life or help support his children... About to lose all our possesions in storage... All the bills comming in as Shut off notices or have already started to be shut off... What do you do??? Who helps? when the community agencies say they have no funds... When family and friends are just as strapped?? you pray for a miracle....at least that's what I do... Please keep my family in your prayers as we are about at our wits end. Not knowing which way to turn in this time of crisis.

Love....lust?
Where does it begin? the biting, scratching, Raking of my skin... Maybe at hello, maybe at goodbye, or at 'come inside'.... The look in your eyes, something deeper than this just all your bullshit lies... some fell for the kiss the moment of the day, when all i felt was bliss..... maybe it coulda been better, laying there next to you, i know i'll never forget her... but i'll probably never know, until i approach, and say hello... -JD 2007

Whatever
Fuck (Everything) Fuck the world Fuck the life Fuck you and fuck me Fuck love and fuck hate Fuck friendship and fuck lovers Fuck her and fuck him Fuck material possession Fuck mental obsession Fuck what we see, it’s all a lie Fuck what we hear Fuck what we taste Fuck what we smell Fuck what we feel, it’s all a lie Fuck greed and fuck lust Fuck need and fuck want FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Love Sick
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING THINKING I HAD THE FLU, THEN IT DAWNED ON ME I'M LOVE SICK OVER YOU. INSTEAD OF WATERY EYES AND FEVER, I HAD VOICES IN MY HEAD SAYING "YOUR CRAZY IF YOU LEAVE HER." AND I HAVE NO USE FOR TYLENOL, I JUST WANTED YOU AND I WANT IT ALL. BUT LIKE A KID WHEN ITS SICK IT ALL WAYS WANTS ITS MOM, INSTEAD I WANT MY GIRL TO HOLD ME TILL HER FINGERS GO NUMB. YEAH MY HOMEBOYS LAUGHS AND PICK AND SAY THAT I'M THROUGH, BUT ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN THE LOVE SICK FLU. THEN THE OLD FOLKS SAY THAT IT CHANGES WITH THE WEATHER, WELL THIS IS ONE TIME I'M SICK AND I DON'T WANT TO GET BETTER.

Orange-maple Roasted Turkey With Giblet Gravy
3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons orange juice, divided use 1/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon pure maple syrup, divided use 1 (12-pound.) turkey 1 tablespoon poultry seasoning 1 tablespoon plus 1/2 teaspoon finely grated orange peel, divided use 1 teaspoon salt, divided use 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper, divided use 1 medium orange, quartered 1 medium onion, quartered 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 (14.5-ounce) cans reduced sodium chicken broth 1/2 cup water 5 teaspoons cornstarch 1. Preheat oven to 375°F. 2. Combine 3/4 cup orange juice and ¼ cup maple syrup in a small saucepan; bring to a boil. Remove from heat and set aside. 3. Remove giblets and neck from turkey and set aside. Rinse turkey thoroughly with cold water and pat dry. Tie ends of drumsticks together with kitchen string. Tuck wing tips under. Combine poultry seasoning, 1 tablespoon orange peel, half the salt and half the pepper in a small bowl. Rub turkey inside and out with seasoning. Stuff cavity of turkey

I Am Here
i understand i have accepted grown and moved on forgiven and forgotten i've given and recieved loved lied been deceived ran away but circled back breath you in realized sinking heart honest eyes i am here just where i belong

Oh Shit!
The most Functional English Word Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can find yourself in deep shit, be happier than a pig in shit or happier than a dog eating shit. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or

Horoscope For 11/18
Your social energy is perfect for reaching out to new people. They may be going through some confusing times, but it's incredibly simple for you to reassure them that things are perfectly normal. *****yeah sure can do that lol hell aint even sure my life will ever be normal lol

So I Was Thinking.....uh Oh..
Dont ask me what got me thinking on this subject today..mebbe it was reflection on a really bad saturday night drunk. Regardless of why, I found myself thinking how its funny how people come in and out of one's life. Sometimes its for the better, sometimes for the worse. Neither...unavoidable. Some just pass through, others last a lifetime. People will come and go..each leaving a little something behind with the person who's life they've touched. Good memories are great no matter what. But it seems like the bad memories, no matter how miniscule are the ones that are dwelled upon. Drudged up over and over, thrown into the mix so to speak, to be mulled over and spit back in the face of the person who's hurting. It seems like those people who pass through our lives quickly are sometimes the one's who hurt us the most. No, its not always intentional...but it doesnt make it hurt any less.

My Heart Is For Another
Today i sit here and think to myself about how much i've been hurt, and yet try to make my heart whole again... I want to give it out to someone who takes my breath away and makes me weak at the knees, a person so kind, and who can love me for me...I want HONESTY and with that comes TRUST, someone who can be OPEN and talk to me about anything and NOT hide things from me.... I want to be LOVED by only one person and to be the ONLY one that they will EVER LOVE....To know that with everyday our love will grow stronger. I know i'm not perfect and no man will ever be...But i do have a heart full of love and is willing to give all out to the one who will have it to hold and to cherish forever....I will always give thanks to that person who makes me happy by treating her like a princess. I would give her so much to let her know that i'm a great man to love and forever be with...... i would give her a goodmorning kiss everyday, roses for no reason at all, kisses on the forehaed, hugs so sof

The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.

Hrmmm
Well I am still trying to figure all this fun stuff out. Very interesting I must say and quite fun. Anyways let me know if you actually read this as I am curious how many people just go straight for the pics and the rating and what nots..

Help From My Fans And Friends
I thought this would be the easiest way to reach everyone...I could use some help levelling...Please!!! I will be sure to return all the help I get...even some gifts...been stuck here forever...lol Thanks in Advance...Luv you all...

What A Year
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 what a year Yep, here I am again, typing away another blog. With this year coming to an end, it has made me reflect upon this past year....WHAT A YEAR!! I think my life has changed more this past year then it has ever changed. I have gotten my divorce..FINALLY, gotten not one but two job promotions, and now I am currently looking to find a house or apartment for my boys and myself to live in. I have had some of the most wonderful people come into my life, which I am so grateful for, I have also had some of the most uncaring and selfish people come into my life, and although I wish I had never even crossed their paths, I have to thank them for they have made me stronger. They know who they are so there is no need to name names, but if you personnally know me, you know who they are. So now my new life is truly beginning and to be honest.... I AM SCARED. But at the same time....I can't wait....I can't wait to see what is coming my way...I know

Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians , Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as " HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore ......... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1.He does not have a " BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2.He is not a "B

Just Love Yourself
Take off all of your clothes, alone and in the bathroom. Stare at your nipples. Call yourself “Beautiful” and see what happens. Touch your thatch of pubic hair, your stretch marks, and your round belly. Call yourself “Ugly” and watch what happens. Pretend you’re on a trampoline and you just won the lottery. Touch the mirror like it’s a window and your lover is just an unlatching of a lock away. Pinch your thighs and turn around. Bend over and try to kiss your kneecaps. Ask yourself when was the last time you touched silk. Look at your eyelids. They’re drawbridges, you know. If you can lick fish bones, then you can take a lover. For a moment, pretend that you are going to be alone for the rest of your life. Then buy expensive paints and color your walls orange and not go insane. If you can go outside and see a roadkill as a sign from God then you are ready to take a lover. If you can see that euthanasia is a beautiful name for a pet then you are ready to take a lover.

Công đoàn đại Diện, Bảo Vể NlĐ Hay Quản Lý NlĐ ?
Cán bộ ở từng cấp công đoàn (CĐ) ai cũng tự nhân danh mình là người “Đại diện và bảo vệ các quyền, lợi ích hợp pháp, chính đáng của CNVCLĐ”.Nói thì không sai. Đúng sách vở, đúng Luật CĐ, Điều lệ CĐVN nhưng thực tế có phải vậy không? -Ai bầu ra BCHCĐ công đoàn? –Đại hội từng cấp CĐ. Ai bầu ra chủ tịch, phó chủ tịch, Ban thường vụ? BCH CĐ từng cấp. -Ai có quyền ứng cử, bầu cử? Điều 3.k1. Điều lệ CĐVN quy định:” Đoàn viên có quyền: 1. Được thông tin, thảo luận, đề xuất và biểu quyết công việc của công đoàn, ứng cử

Life In Fast Foward
You and i will never be as much that pains me even if you disagree its easy enough to see you and i cant be together will i leave you no never but nothing last forever i wouldnt make things better to know these feelings that i know as i watch you come and go these seeds in me that you have sewn without you they will never grow summers coming schools ending fast will you remember or will i just be the past things always happen but nothing lasts someone else has the greener grass schools out and i think to myself ill love her through sickness and health shed be my treasure, my personal wealth because of her im in a dry spell does she even know i exist, will i ever get my kiss one day she wont resist just gotta be happy not pissed im lying on my death bed, a grave injury to the head wont be long before im dead, what a useless life ive lead something makes me close my eyes, then i open to my suprise the sound of her voice makes me open them wide there she is standing b

Suicide Note 2
Why do i feel this way like i just wanna die think these lonely thoughts of commiting suicide would she even notice would she even care im not with her now watching over, standing there watching this angel as she sleeps and dreams unaware shes rippin my world apart at the seams id do anything and everything just to see her happy but im the one that makes her cry and feel really crappy Id give her the world if shed just let me but shes part of the reason im sittin here lonely part of the reason im sittin here now weapon in hand ready to take the vow take the knife and plunge it deep i pray to the lord her soul you keep hold the gun steady squeeze the trigger let it all out as the mess gets bigger grab the pills and pop em quick fuck the world let my blood run thick think to myself as my eyes grow heavy what have i done my heart goes unsteady lying on the ground life fading fast memories flash by events from the past all of them her our first kiss all these things

Drama From Having Teenagers---yikes!
So, my 18 yr old decided to break it off with a girl he'd been seeing almost a year, because she was too clingy, always wanted to be with him, would basically be up his backside 99% of the time. She'd come over her at 6AM to wake him for school, and she'd be here after school, usually needing a ride home--and lets face it--with the cost of gas, it wasn't always doable. Of course when he broke it off with her she was upset, but she still came over in the mornings. Now, don't get me wrong, I liked her and she seemed like a good girl, but I guess she had issues to deal with. My son recently started dating someone else and a couple years older than his ex. I haven't met her yet. Apparently the ex slapped my son in the face and told him that I agreed with her--that he's a fat, lazy a** and that his new girlfriend is skanky whore. Now, I'd never say that stuff about my son. Needless to say he thought I hated him when he heard that. And he asked why I'd say that about his new girlfr

Enivrez-vous
Il faut etre toujours ivre, tout est la; c'est l'unique question. Pour ne pas sentir l'horrible fardeau du temps qui brise vos apaules et vous penche vers la terre, il faut vous enivrer sans treve. Mais de quoi? De vin, de poesie, ou de vertu à votre guise, mais enivrez-vous! Et si quelquefois, sur les marches d'un palais, sur l'herbe verte d'un fosse, vous vous reveillez, l'ivresse déja diminuee ou disparue, demandez au vent, a la vague, a l'etoile, a l'oiseau, a l'horloge; a tout ce qui fuit, a tout ce qui gemit, a tout ce qui roule, a tout ce qui chante, a tout ce qui parle, demandez quelle heure il est. Et le vent, la vague, l'etoile, l'oiseau, l'horloge, vous repondront, il est l'heure de s'enivrer ; pour ne pas etre les esclaves martyrises du temps, enivrez-vous, enivrez-vous sans cesse de vin, de poesie, de vertu, à votre guise. Charles Baudelaire

Love You To Death
In her place one hundred candles burning as salty sweat drips from her breast her hips move and I can feel what they're saying, swaying They say the beast inside of me's gonna get ya, get ya,get... Black lipstick stains her class of red wine I am your servant, may I light your cigarette? Those lips smooth, yeah I can feel what you're saying, praying They say the beast inside of me's gonna get ya, get ya, get... I beg to serve, your wish is my law Now close those eyes and let me love you to death Shall I prove I mean what i'm saying, begging I say the beast inside of me's gonna get ya, get ya, get.. Let me love you too Let me love you to death Hey am I good enough for you? Hey am i good enough for you? Am I? Am I? Am I good enough for you?

Today I Am In Love
Today is the day that I feel like I am on air, because I am in love for the first time in a long time. I am in a bad situation and want out but I also have feelings for someone that I have grown close too. He knows who he is. we have known eachother for almost a year now and that during that time we have fallen for eachother. But there is one thing, he is married to someone else. So I am waiting Patiently for him. I love him and i always will

How You Sneeze Reveals Your Personality
How You Sneeze Reveals Your Personality How you sneeze--a delicate little achoo that barely makes a sound or an explosive blast that brings the neighbors running to see if you're okay--reveals the deepest secrets of your personality. That's what behavior expert Patti Wood, MA, CSP claims. In a "she-got-paid-to-do-this?" type study, Wood analyzed the different ways people sneeze and then classified the sneezes into four personality types based on the DISC Model of Behavior. Actually, she did get paid to do it--by Benadryl Allergy medicine. And this is the result of that research. Identify your sneeze below and then read about the personality type that matches it. THE SENSITIVE SNEEZER The Sneeze: One small sneeze and it's over. You're so polite, you turn your head away. The Personality: You are warm and friendly and like a relaxed pace. The most important thing in your life is your relationships with others. You will work to avoid conflict and get along--even if that mean

This Guy Is Just Amazing...
A picture is worth a thousand words!!!!!! This is worth watching. Click on the link below. (If it doesn't work as a link by clicking on it, just copy it and paste it into your address bar.) I guarantee you will watch spell-bound until the last spot of paint is put in place. Make sure the sound is turned up. www.youtube.com/v/QZFkZiwMLZ4

Dallas Wishes Upon A Star... Wishing They Were Packers
You wish you may, you wish you might, make a wish on that star that night 11/29... but in the end it all a dream and all you will see is Cheeseheads screaming victory LOL he he he MUAH!! gotta love me LOL

Its Christmas Day All Is Secure
ITS CHRISTMAS DAY ALL IS SECURE TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS HE LIVED ALL ALONE IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE I LOOKED ALL ABOUT A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE NO TINSEL NO PRESENTS NOT EVEN A TREE NO STOCKING BY THE MANTLE JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS WITH MEDALS AND BADGES AWARDS OF ALL KINDS A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT IT WAS DARK AND DREARY I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING SILENT ALONE CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER NOT HOW I PICTURED A LONE BRITISH SOLDIER WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ CURLED UP ON A PONCHO THE FLOOR FOR A BED I REALISED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT

So Small
Yeah, Yeah What you got if you ain't got love the kind that you just want to give away its okay to open up go ahead and let the light shine through I know it's hard on a rainy day you want to shut the world out and just be left alone but don't run out on your faith 'cause sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand and what you've been up there searching for forever is in your hands when you figure out love is all that matters after all it sure makes everything else seem so small it's so easy to get lost inside a problem that seems so big at the time it's like a river thats so wide it swallows you whole while you siting 'round thinking 'bout what you can't change and worrying about all the wrong things time's flying by moving so fast you better make it count 'cause you cant get it back sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand and what you've been up there searching for forever is in your hands oh wh

Song Tribute To Broken Angel
This song just shows who Broken Angel is and the kind of friend she is to many on here. She has a heart of gold. I am so happy that after Wednesday night I get to call her my fuwife. Broken sweetie this song is you. Its called Count on me by Default "Count On Me" I know that life ain't always good to you. I've seen exactly what it’s put you through Thrown you around and turned you upside down and so you You got to thinking there was no way out You started sinking and it pulled you down It may be tough you've to get back up Because you know that life ain't over yet I'm here for you so don't forget You can count on me Cause’ I will carry you till you Carry on Anytime you need someone Somebody strong to lean on Well you can count on me To hold you till the healing is done And every time you fall apart Well you can hide here in my arms And you can count on me To hold you till that feeling is gone I wonder why nobody's waiting on you I'd like to be the one

77 Ways To Create Attraction In Women
Have you heard of that popular women's book called, "The Rules"? Just in case you haven't, it's a book written in the 90's by 2 women that contains 10 controversial "rules" women should follow if they want to capture the heart of the man they want. While I don't agree with all of the rules the authors suggest women follow, it makes for an interesting read, that's for sure. Let me get to the point: Since the release of that book, many have tried to ride the wave of fame by creating similar books of rules for MEN to follow. Several of these books were released around the time I was first trying to learn how to be successful with women and dating... and as you can guess, I read them ALL. As you can also guess... most of the "rules" just plain SUCKED. These books contained rules like... - "Never bring a woman roses until the 3rd date" - "Open all doors for a woman, and order for her when you're on a date" - "Be sure to talk about you

Ranting
i've been a member of this place all of 4 days and was quite enjoying myself til today. for some reason this dude changes all of his ratings of my pics from 10's to 1 which is no big deal. but if he didn't like the pic in the first place he shouldn't have did a 10 to begin with. and then later i was told and i quote "well if you hadn't noticed yet people rate 10's here out of courtesy, its your choice, but you're not gonna get treated that well rating lower". where in the hell does it say i need to rate everyone a 10 or else i get treated like shit? what is wrong with people that it hurts that some one likes to be honest and doesn't see everyone as a 10. if it's common courtesy to rate a 10 then what's the fucking point of rating anyone? apparently i am too grown up for this place. sorry if it hurts anyones feelings but i like the truth better than fake niceness.

Speeding Marine
One day a police officer clocked a car driven by a marine at over 90 miles per hour. The marine, one of our older military veterans of three wars, immediately pulled over once he saw the blinking lights of the black and white Dudley Do-right on his bumper. Marine: Hi officer. Did I do anything wrong? Officer: Sir I clocked you at 90 miles per hour. May I see your license please? Marine: Naw that aint possible. I lost my license when I was charged with the DUI about 4 years back. Officer: I see. The can I see your registration? Marine: No that won’t be possible either. See this is a stolen car. Officer: stolen car? Marine. Yep. The guy i stole it from is in the trunk. Officer: he's in the trunk? Marine: yep. Bopped him on the head, cut him up into a hundred pieces, put em in plastic bags and popped him right into the trunk. You want to see him? Officer: no. You just stay in the car. The officer goes back to his car. Five minutes later, five po

America's Mind
You wake to the sound to the vision of war Your mind doesn't work right not like the night before A nation is wounded as twins fell to the floor Two more birds were taken to up the score more It troubles your heart and it troubles your soul Not knowing the reasons this was done for What to do now? not like the day before You need meaning is something before this means war You try to get ready but ready for what All you have is this anger with nowhere to thrust As the shock lessens slightly and a moment for thought This could be your last second all the innocence lost A nation together in mourning and grief And anger abound to retribute this thief The freedom you've shared together you've lost So together you'll come no matter the cost You believe in your heart in the home of the brave So you'll fight to the end to keep it that way The cause may not need for your blood to shed But giving it freely will help as they said The wor

Your Health
FUBARIAN FRIENDS, I SURE DID MISS YA! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING......READ BELOW I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A LOVELY AND BLESSED THANKSGIVING , LIKE IT SHOULD BE. ME ON THE OTHER HAND SPENT THANKSGIVING WATCHING OVER MY PRECIOUS MOTHER IN THE HOSPITAL. GOD IS GOOD BECAUSE SHE IS STILL WITH ME HERE ON EARTH. I DID NOT PLAN THAT TYPE OF THANKSGIVING BELIEVE ME, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR BODY BREAKS DOWN ON YA. WELL MY MOM IS A CHF PATIENT (CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE) AND SHE HAS A FIB AND HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, THE WORKS BASICALLY! SHE HAS BEEN DOING GOOD SO FAR, SHE HAS HAD ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR OVER 10 YEARS, NOW TELL ME IF GOD IS NOT ABLE...HE TRULY IS I ALWAYS HAVE TO PREPARE MY SELF FOR THE WORST IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION, SO WITH HIM IN MY LIFE I REMAIN STRONG AND STEADFAST, SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE STORY? I WILL TELL ANYWAYS :) 8:45 PM WEDNESDAY NIGHT MY MOTHER'S SISTER CAME TO TOWN AND I PICKED HER UP AT THE TRAIN STATION AFTER I GOT OFF OF WORK, IT IS JUST RIGHT

Oh Ffs
Why is it that when you tell someone to stop calling you babe, sexi or hunni as you find it really creepy they get upset. I find being referred to in this way puts me off wanting to talk to people. I fuckin give up with this place sometimes

Story For The Ladies
Just something for the ladies I wrote. I'm in your city for a conf. We make plans for you to meet me at my hotel. You show up about 7 pm. Your dressed in a black slik top and and matching short skirt. When you come in the rooms I take you in my arms and start to gently kiss your lips as my hands caress your back and sides. Our kissed grow hotter, my tongue exploring your mouth, my hands moving to caress your sexy butt. My body is pressed tightly against your, you can feel my cock harden as we kiss. My kisses move to your neck and ear lobes. I gently nibble and kiss your neck as I start to unbutton your top. My kisses move lower, beween your breast as I remove your top. Your wearing a black lace bra. I my kisses move back to your lips as I unfasten your bra and remove it. My hands cup your breasts, my fingers rubbing your now hard nipples. I cup one breast and lower my mouth to it. My tongue lightly touches your nipple, teasing it. Then I take it in my mouth and gently suck it as I

The Final One
Ok, due to recent events in my life starting 2 days ago I am resigning my positions and cutting all affiliations with any lounges that I belong to. I will still continue to stay on the site and visit people in lounges but I am not going to belong to any one lounge. The contacts I have on yahoo messenger is getting greatly reduced to the only ones that I want to stay and talk to. I am sorry for the feelings that I am hurting by doing this but like I said, due to events from yesterday and the day before, I feel this is the best course of action for me. This site has just added way too much stress and drama into my life that I didnt need. I have plenty already. So I am seriously cutting back for now. I might return in the future to a more active state with the site but today will be the last day that I am totally active. I know I repeated myself but sometimes thats what people need to understand something. I have had fun, its been great, I wish you all the best and hope to see you agai

Change ~ A Problem Can Ultimately Bring Us A Gift.
We start our relationship in excitement, hope, and good feelings, with perhaps a measure of fear mixed in. Our history is yet to evolve. A beginning is more a time of romance than reality. But no lasting connection is built on a steady string of good times. Relationships deepen the way individuals do - by meeting the hard times, not accepting defeat, and using difficulty to learn and grow. That is how a problem, something we do not want or choose in our lives, can ultimately bring us a gift. One year the biggest problem a couple dealt with was illness, another year it was a financial pinch, and another year almost everything came easily. Each situation called for new responses from within, yet for the same spiritual attitude of living one day at a time. Looking back, they appreciate the richness of their lives together because they have risen above their problems, grown from them, and had many times of fun and pleasure. Their problems were hard but built their relationship.

Pray For My Cousin Please
My 26 yr old cousin was found in a ravine yesterday he was in a hit and run with his motorcycle...he was not wearing a helmet and was thrown at least 60 feet...he is now in a hospital in Phoenix,AZ unconscious and is bleeding in the brain...they are saying he may not make it...he is however breathing on his own but they have him on a ventilator to assist him because he is unconscious. Please pray that he makes it thru this...he survived Iraq..he has to survive this too. MyHotComments Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Sarahrella ...lol
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them." Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged. The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again." The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly. "I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.

What The Fuck?!?!?!
Okay here is my own thing I call growing some balls and being a man...First off dont fuckin bitch or complain how much you hate your job everyday...Grow the fuck up and deal with it....Second of all dont cry over stupid shit just get back on that horse and ride without complaing how much it hurts....And lastly Dont ever become that hot shot wanna be or else you will end up being used by the people that dont know you very well....Anyways I need to bitch slap someone tonight for bein such a pussy hahaha lata all peace

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Christmas Away...for All Those In The Military
When I get down on my knees at night I pray to our Lord that you're safe tonight. And that on his birthday You will be at peace with no gun fire to disturb you feast. We send our love our prayers and wishes and we seriously hope that you don't do the dishes. With you in our minds and love in our hearts We wish you were home not in a country torn apart.

My Love
So I am sitting here and it is 10:14 pm and I am reflecting on what has happened in my life as of late. So I should start with the fact that I am came onto Fubar because my brother said it was a kewl site to hang out on. Well I have to say he was right. I have had the opportunity to meet some really cool people and made some good friends which is pretty much what I was looking for by coming onto the site. But then something happened that I never thought would ever happen again. I was just sitting there hanging out in a lounge chatting with some friends and in she walked. We chatted back and forth and became friends and it was kinda magical the way things were working. This woman and I began to talk more than just in the chat room and I started feeling like a kid again. Now let me explain, what I mean by this is that everyday I would wake up and feel giddy just thinking that I would have the opportunity to speak with her. I must tell you this feeling is truly a great feeling. So I asked

Becoming A Vampyre...
“Can I be turned?” This is a commonly asked question that never seems to just curl up and DIE! There is always some vampire wannabe out there who falls in love with the IDEA of vampirism. Like its some glamorous and fascinating lifestyle that never gets old. No pun intended. Well, let me kill your dreams… YOU CANNOT, WILL NOT, WON’T, WILL NEVER EVER BE TURNED INTO A VAMPYRE. EVER. PERIOD. END OF STORY. Fin. Won’t happen. Thanks to the ever increasing popularity of vampire movies and literature…people seem to think that “Oh gee…their lives are so romantic. I want in.” Doesn’t work like that. In the Hollywood fed media bullshit there, from what I have seen, also seems to be two commonly used methods for becoming a vampire. 1) Night has taken over the cities dead streets as a warm harbor breeze sifts through the trash that decorated the pavement. Street lights flickered on, a few flickering as if ready to give out…A full moon hung in the dark sky and cast elongated

Maybe A New Band
yea my friend matt wants to start a band with me hahaha it would be fucking awsome to hang out with him again and fucking play music ive known him since i was 5 or six anyways just an idea no sure thing yet

One For The Guys This Time
THE POINT SYSTEM In the world of romance, one single rule applies: "Make the woman happy." Do something that she likes and you get points. Do something that she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played! Here's a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES: You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You leave the toilet seat up (-5) You replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty (0) When the toilet paper roll is empty you resort to Kleenex (-1) When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom (-2) You go out to buy her Spring Fresh Extra-light Panty Liners with wings(+5) ... but return with beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) ... and it's nothing (0) ... and it's something (+5) ... you pummel it with a six iron (+10) ... it's her father (-10)

Im Not Infectious
i try to help ppl when they feel down, i send comment, giftss shoutbox messeges to anyone just to me nice and friendly to all. if u do not want me to do any of these things to be nice to u, please let me know. there aree a handful of ppl on here that i know that are thankful. to these ppl i say its a pleasure doing nice things for u and being ur friend. to the rest of u, please be nice back. remember, kindness and friendlyness goes a long way. thank you for reading this and hope u all have a great day. DEAD ANGEL

I Didnt Write These! Funny And Cute
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills fanny Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill was a pre-op tranny The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow... I LIKE THIS ONE LOL The Penis Poem My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing It used to be embarrassing The way it

The Democrats
I was watching the news this morning and they were giving the current poll results for the top three democratic candidates. Obama had 28%, Clinton had 25% and Edwards had 23%. Accounting for error, that makes the three of them basically dead even. What that says to me is the Democrats aren't happy with anyone they have running for them.

My Gift To You Both
I wanted to buy you both a gift, but wasn't sure what to buy. I wanted to buy you both something special, something that you both could treasure forever. I wanted to buy you both something, but i couldn't decide. All i could think about was giving you both my friendship, cause i knew that it wouldn't cost me anything, and friendships last forever. So i decided that would be my gift to you both, and i will say alittle prayer to send with it. A prayer of many years of love and happiness and lots of laughter to, and strength to see you both through the tough times, and a light to see you both through the dark nights that sometimes seem so long, and a hand to wipe away the tears that might fall from your eyes, and a shoulder to cry on. I know it wont cost me anything. So these are the gifts i send to you both. I wanted to buy you something special, because you both mean so much to me, and you both deserve the best. So my gift to you both is my friendship, a ha

We Need Club Far Help And Any Bombers Out There That Could Spare A Few Comments Or A Hundred Or Two
yes i still need all the love i can get and so could my friend queen of hearts she needs 10,000 and only has 2 weeks to get it done here is her link also please come help and show club far love

The Tao Of Steve: Erotic Adventures: Chapter One
This is a new erotic story line I'm going to start today, and I'll add to it here and there, with new chapters and we'll see how it'll turn out. And yes, this one will be done all by ME. So please, feel free to leave me comments, or maybe if you have any ideas of where the story should go or maybe even any special scenes or fantasies you'd like me to try to work in, I'll be happy to try and oblige you if I can. So, on that note, dear reader, let's get on with our journey and see how long you can keep your hand out of your pants, shall we? Chapter One The story begins.......I've been in family practice for a few years now as a Family Nurse Practitioner. I see it all, from newborns to geriatrics and everything in between. I treat everything from lacerated fingers, to ear infections to diabetes. I perform women's yearly exams, and unfortunately have to do rectal exams on men. So, here in this office, when you see me, I do everything just like the MD would do it, only I like to think

How Every Lady Should Be Treated
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

My Name Is Karen And I Am An Alcoholic.
Several people have been trying to get in touch with me the last couple of days, so here's the basics... I have been dealing with depression for most of my life and over the past two years, my life has been spiraling out of control. I never drank until two years ago and due to my additive traits, I sucummoned to Mr. Jose Cuervo and the last 5 months or so is has gotten MUCH worse. In fact, I believe that I had only been tipsy once up until December of 2005 (at age 33) .This will not be a shock for those who know me, but maybe the degree for which is has risen may. In fact, there was not a day last week that I did not drink at least a 5th of tequila. I got a motel room Saturday, drank over a gallon and drove myself crazy when I could not get any of my friends or family to come see me. This binge lasted until the next day, when I was so completely shitfaced, that I apparently walked out into traffic on Hwy. 85 in Charlotte. Thankfully I was not hurt and I did not cause anyone else

Ratings Gone
Has anyone noticed that pics you have previously rated have no rating? such as on a friends or family members pics you KNOW you rated but now its just not there? Please tell me Im not crazy..and if I am...give me some meds.

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/4/07;
WARNING; Very fuckin' serious, I just got word that the new "Life 2009 the new and improved version" will be released, the beta shit anyway, Dec 1st 2007! Like, most, beta shit this one is full of shit, viruses, and is a pain in the ass! My advice is wait until version 11, 111, or 1V comes out!

Written For Jay
You were special from the start, Always saying hi, always checking in to see if i was ok. Sending your love just to let me know that you cared. We have cried we have laughed. We spend our days just making eachother laugh making eachother smile even when we didnt want to. Kept eachother going through the toughest times in our lives. Even though there were days we never really knew what to say, we said silly things just to laugh. I will always be here for you no matter where the road will lead or how far apart we are. You are very close because I hold you in my heart. Every day i think about you and wonder how you are doing. I worry about you cause i know that you are going through alot. I always ask God to guide you and keep you safe, because I can't be there to hold you and give you a hug to let you know that i care. I love you my friend you mean alot to me. There are days that I wished we lived closer so I can wipe your tears away. But the the miles betwee

I Need Some Help From Somewhere
Since I got arrested on Saturday because of my exbf, I need to gather 800 by sat the 8th to pay the rest of my bail back which was 1000 but was only able to pay 200 to get me out...so if there is any way i can get help with some money that would be great....

True Tantra Teachings By A Tantric Master
TRUE TANTRA BY A TANTRIC MASTER Welcome to the infinite domain of tantra! I am a well traveled new worldly European tantric master. I am 5'9", 170, 8" cut, and blue eyed, shaved heads, sensual older male who has been teaching tantra for 30 years in North America. I first got interested in Tantra when I was 5 years old, but it took 17 years to figure out how to take that sexual energy that starts between our legs and use it for more than pleasure and procreation. Imagine being able to use that same energy that creates the miracles of new humans and transmuting it as it is written in the book "Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill, and being able to use it like the "Force" on Star Wars! That is the version of tantra I teach. It is a full body erotic tantra session using techniques which I have learned over the years to pull that energy out of you and show you what I can do with it. Sessions usually last an hour or more if you wish. Open to teaching men, women,

The Information On The Death Of Hip-hop/rap Legend Pimp C Of Ugk
UGK group member Chad "Pimp C" Butler was found dead in room at the Mondrian Hotel today around 9am PST, after members of the rapper’s family contacted the Sunset Strip property to report the artist missing. In a statement released by the Mondrian, the hotel received several calls this morning from concerned family members inquiring about Butler’s whereabouts. "Security personnel went to Mr. Butler’s room and found him in bed, apparently expired," Gerald McKelvy, a spokesman for the hotel told AllHipHop.com. "A 911 call was placed at about 9:20 AM and paramedics from the Los Angeles Fire Department responded and pronounced Mr. Butler dead." The Los Angeles County Sherriff’s office has confirmed that their homicide department is currently investigating the crime scene, which, according to LASD PR Liason Dept. Oscar Butao, is standard procedure whenever a victim is found who did not die of natural causes. At press time, a cause of death had no

That's Just Not Right!
I had to run for the train this morning! I hate running, or exercise of any kind for that matter. (Well maybe horizontal exercise is ok *wink*) They had the train on the opposite track this morning so I had to run down the stairs to the underpass to get to it. Running in 20 degree weather sucks big time. Damn near froze my lungs. Grat way to start the day. How is your morning going?

Stuttering Cat
Stuttering Cat A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well, she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!'

Bye
as ppl thats do know me i hate saying bye so when i say it i mean it ill be leaving fubar on friday i have met some great frends on here and for those who still want to know me pleae me you yim and ill get back to you take good care bye

What A Freakin Day ..
this has been a day filled with a little bit of everything .. im still doing good getting my life on track .. or at least i think i am lol... got up bright and early this morning to make the hour and fourty five min drive to my endocrinologist hoping to get some answers for all these damn tests ive been going thru .. and the tests showed what i was actually hoping for ( not that having something wrong with you is good but this was the lesser of two evils .. ) .. I was diagnosed with P.C.O.S which means polycystic ovarian syndrom .. just means the girl part have decided to do their own damn thing . but .. one thing that goes along with this is insulin resistance .. my body either makes too much or not enough insulin so... im now on Metoformin ( sp) and have to take my blood levels 2 times a day every other day .. Now here is the good part this can be treated . and with the meds and keeping my eating right .. things will calm and my girlie stuff will start to go back to actin girlie agai

You Are You
The color of your eyes is not important, Nor the length of your hair. It doesn’t matter what your voice sounds like As it travels through the air. For external appearances do not tell you What a person is like from the start. It’s only the inside that counts: The mind, the soul, the heart. Because sometimes the most precious things Come from the most unlikely places. And sometimes the most beautiful things Lurk beneath the ugliest of faces.

Footprints.....
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never kn

Needed To Share This
Having lots of Family, Friends, and Loved Ones either currently in or discharged from the Armed Forces, it's my pleasure to pass this story around. I've seen it before but it always puts things in perspective for me. TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTUR

Questions :)
I was watching Dr. Phil and I listened to 2 different sides of having a baby. One family the wife wants a baby so badly yet the man doesnt want one. My question to everyone is if your s/o wanted a baby so badly and was begging you to have one but you didnt want one what would you do? Would you suck it up and have the baby even though it was against your personal wishes? Or would you stand your ground and not have one? Ok now the other family... they both want a baby so badly and they just cant get pregnant. Now the dilema for them... She wants to try another type of fertilization that costs thousands of dollars and he doesnt want to because he doesnt want to be in debt. Would you let your s/o do the procedure and pay the money or would you say no? Even if you wanted the baby just as much? Just some things to think about :)

Christmas And Shoppers
ARGGGGGGGGG , yeah thats how I feel bout Christmas shopping and shoppers. They come into Wal-Mart and they expect us to have everything. I mean EVERYTHING .. geez we DONT so get the fuck over it .. you may have to shop somewhere else .. ( total sin ) .. then the attitude ... geez man leave it at the damn door cause all your attitude is doing is giving me the case of the SHITS .. remember I work at wal-mart i'm not your little service puppet , i'm not their to make you happy every time your retarded ass comes in .. i'm their to make a living and support my family .. yeah like you do at your damn job .. how bout i show up and agitate the shit out you .. how would you like it .. espcially during the Christmas season .. I really have gotten to the point while working at wal-mart because of the assholes and retards that i dont have any Christmas spirit anymore .. well cant say that atleast I have some Christmas spirit for a few minutes when i come home .. then i think bout the assholes and

Greenpeace Issues Toxic Sex Toy Warning
http://www.lookingglassnews.org/viewstory.php?storyid=7110 by Lester Haines The Register Greenpeace Netherlands has issued a statement warning sex toy lovers not to shove the "Spectra Gel Anal Plug" or the "Crystal Jelly Double Dong" where the sun don't shine, according to an eye-watering report on Expatica. The reason behind the shock advisory is not the possible risk of ending up in hospital with a dildo stuck firmly up your jacksie and having to endure the humiliating laughter of medical staff who avail themselves of the opportunity of grabbing a few X-rays for later dissemination on the internet, but rather that sex toys apparently contain "extremely high concentrations of phthalate plasticisers which allegedly pose a risk to human health and the environment". Phthalates are oil-derived plasticisers commonly used to soften PVC. Research centre TNO examined eight sex toys at Greenpeace's behest, "including dildos, vibrators and butt plugs". It discovered that seve

Love Lost
Silence greets me as I fall To the pain inside my heart Emotions cut off suddenly As everything good slowly dies Tormented by tragic thoughts Of misused and destroyed love The shattered pieces lie scattered Without hope of reconnecting Sorrow overtakes my soul Clouding my very existence Unbidden thoughts of escaping The one sure and final way Drift into my aching heart The world has crumbled around me And I feel unable to get control Not knowing how to right this wrong I lie trapped by my own loss of love. ~JMW~ 12-6-07

Wicked Game.. (him Lyrics)
World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you And I'd never dreamed that I'd need somebody like you No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) ..with you (this world is only gonna break your heart) What a wicked game to play To make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do To let me dream of you What a wicked thing to say You never felt this way What a wicked thing you do To make me dream of you No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) No, I wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart) ..with you World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do No, and I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you I'll never dream that I lose somebody like you, no No,

Natural Highs
1. Falling in love. 2. Spending time with your dog (all pets). 3. Cooking something wonderful for (and with) someone you adore. 4. No lines at the supermarket, or anywhere! 5. CA specific: Pressing on your gas pedal and actually being able to allow your car to move forward! 6. Taking that drive on a pretty road (and seeing SNOW!). 7. Getting mail from someone you like. 8. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 9. Lying in bed while listening to the rain fall outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer, washed with your fave laundry detergent. 11. A hot shower for however long you want. 12. A bubble bath with so many bubbles and suds. 13. Giggling (even by yourself). 14. A great conversation. 15. The beach. The mountains. Anywhere where land can actually be seen. 16. Finding a dollar bill of any value in your pocket from the last time you wore that piece of clothing. 17. Laughing at yourself. Laughing for no rea

Silent Tale
Cannons roaring in the bight sky Watching as they crash and bodies die Lost and forever belong to the sea A battle to be victorious and forever free This ring that is placed on this island so far Will give live enternity but what is the fee? Pirates that battle back and forth Racing to this place not many have ever seen At once many pirates where nice but greed has made them mean Bullets fly and knives are being used For this power it is going to be abused Every pirate knows the decision they choosed Do or die, win or cry Almighty island this piece every pirate wants to hold May truth be told A small villege hidden in the sea So peacefull they where Thinking to be forever free A change in the wind, a storm a rising Stress and trauma will be hypnotizing The land of Spanado Population of a few No one really knew That their worst dream would come true Sun rise came and the villegers seen All these evil ships that came about The chief of the island beg

A Soldier Wish
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

The Real Man Test
The Real Man Test Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their own lives if they carefully review the "C" answers. 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to: A. Present it to the President of the United States. B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations. C. Take it apart to see what's inside. 2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most? A. Innocence. B. Idealism. C. Cherry bombs. 3. When is it okay to kiss another male? A. When you w

This Woman Is A Fake....
We have a fake in our midst on Fubar, Her user name Katyluv check her profile here: She is ripping pictures from the internet of a very famous glamour model called Jenya D and using them as her own. Check out the pictures below as examples.....she has hundreds on her page like this..... This picture is from her page: and this one is from a website featuring Jenya D: In fact just do a search on google for Jenya D and you will see that Katyluv is just blatantly ripping her pictures..... I advise you to block this user as she is duping people into thinking she is someone she is not!

Dear Makethestand.com Users,
Dear MakeTheStand.com Users, We're having an auction on eBay to raise some money for Ed & Elaine. Money will also be raised for my wife and I for our legal defense, and the Liberty Dollar organization. I've created a collection -- serial numbers, certificates, everything -- out of my private Liberty Dollar collection. I will be auctioning off a portion of them, and the proceeds will benefit the three parties mentioned above. If you don't know, Liberty Dollars have become EXTREMELY collectible and valuable since the federal government unlawfully raided their business locations and confiscated everything they have. Liberty Dollars have doubled, tripled, quadrupled, or even become worth 10 times or more than they were before the raid. I've also included some Ed & Elaine of the family Brown memorabilia with some of the collection items. These pieces came directly from their home, and were given as gifts to my wife and I. Please take a moment to check these out. All parties are

Another Angel Dancing-rip Juju
ANOTHER VERY SWEET LIL ANGEL HAS BEEN ASKED TO COME HOME AND STOP HAVING TO SUFFER HERE ON THIS EARTH GOD BLESS YOU OUR LITTLE JUJU WE WILL MISS VISTING YOUR PAGE MAY GOD BLESS HIS FAMILY DURING THIS TIME AND PLEASE KEEP THEM IN YOUR THOUGHT AND PRAYERS HE NO LONGER HAS TO GO THROUGH ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM THE UGLY BRAIN TUMOR HE HAD ..SO PLEASE I AM ASKING EVERYONE TO STOP BY THESE 2 PAGES AND SHOW SOME MUCH NEEDED LOVE I WAS INTRODUCED TO THIS VERY LOVELY LIL ANGEL BY MO_SWEETANGEL AND SHE IS FEELING ALOT OF PAIN RIGHT NOW ALSO SHE HAD GOTTEN VERY CLOSE TO THIS LITTLE BOY OVER THE LAST YEAR AND KEPT A SPEICAL FOLDER ON HER PAGE FOR HIM I PERSONALLY KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A VERY SICK CHILD IN MY FAMILY AND I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO DO THE DAILY THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO TO TAKE CARE OF THEM IT ISNT EASY BY FAR AND YOU ARE ALWAYS PRAYING FOR A MIACLE AND SOMETIMES GODS ANSWER IS HE WANTS OR NEEDS ANOTHER ANGEL WITH HIM SO THATS WHAT HE NEEDED THIS TIME AGAIN ...THIS IS JUJU

A Soldiers Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

For All The Hot And Sexy Females (history Maker)
18 AND OLDER ONLYNEWS FLASH TO ALL FEMALES We were recently asked by an induviduel if we could promote this and yet w wonder if it would go far. So we are running this down to you all so that you can give your opinion befor we do this. We know that there are some things that may be gross but yet some might be into it. Well we found a guy that wants to try something that is like off the wall to set a record in history. However, If you dont have good stomachs, you should not read on past this part here. STOP HERE FOR THOSE THATHAS GOOD STOMACHS We know a guy that is wanting to fullfill a fantacey that may be gross to many. However, there is more to it than that. He wishes to set a record in history for this event. Some of you might say nasty while others might say, "Hell yea, I want to be part of history making here" and then say, "I dont know if I can do this" in which will be the big question. I am sure you all are wanting to know what we are talkin

Slave For Love
in the mist of the beholder shines above, the love that flows through the soul can only be taken by one. in the eye of the beholder it shines true and bright. bringing the love to the soul for the heart to beat in synch with the beholder. for i'm slave to love, for i'm the slave of the beholder. only one person is beholder, and there is only one beholder.

Prettiest Christmas Tree
THE PRETTIEST CHRISTMAS TREE CONTEST !!! WE NEED 20 CONTESTANTS...THIS CONTEST STARTS 12.12.07 5pm - 12.22.07 5pm..THE DRAWING DATE WILL BE THE 21ST AT 5 PM AND WILL BE HELD IN CLUB NV THERE WILL ALSO BE UPDATES ANNOUNCED IF NEED BE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY DJ ENVII IN THE LOUNGE..CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO DJ Envii AND ALSO REPORT TO PASTOR CHOCOLATE BUNNY.. RULES 1. PICTURE MUST BE ABLE TO BE RIPPED, AS THEY WILL BE RIPPED INTO OUR PHOTO SECTION TO BE JUDGED BY THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS THAT EACH ONE GETS. 2. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST HAVE A SALUTE.. 3. MUST RATE THE HOST..YOU CAN FAN AND ADD IF YOU WANT.. 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST. 5. NO DOWN RATING!! YOU CAN RATE IF YOU WANT TO BUT THAT WON’T COUNT..THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS YOU GET COUNTS.. 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE, THE PRIZES WILL BE SPLIT.. 8. MUST VISIT THE LOUNGE A FEW TIMES OUT THE WEEK.. 9. NO RACI

Letter To Santa
dear santa, i am writing this because i wanted to make sure that you know what i want for christmas this year and i felt the need to explain a few things . . . first of all, i would like a a new laptop, the one i have now is really just not quite cutting it. in fact it down right sucks. . . second my doberman needs a pretty new pink shock collar to keep her from destroying a second christmas tree. you know what shock collars for the kids might not be a bad idea either. go ahead and make that 3 shock collars. third, i want lots of parties on my calendar so i can make lots of cash and pay off all these damn credit cards. in fact we could just skip the middle man and you could pay these credit cards off. . . . . and this year, please no stress over who is going to whose house and all the family drama. i just want to enjoy the season, in jamaica. now for the explaining. . . i swear those pictures were not my idea and how was i to know that he'd put them on t

Leaving Fubar
HI gals and guys. Ive been here for almost 2 yrs now and I seriously think I need a life. lol Im ready to fall in love again...Im feeling really lonely. I want to thank all of you fans and friends on here that really made it fun. For those who do know me and have my number, email or cell text number may feel free to keep in touch. For those who dont...it was nice knowing you. I had a lot of fun here. My last day here will be Dec 21. Love ya all and have a wonderful Christmas and New Year OXOX Mare (babygirl68)

The Poor Tailor And The French Restaurant
Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant's kitchen. One day, Abraham was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for 'enjoyment of food'. So he went to the restaurant to point out that he had not bought anything from them. The manager said, "You're enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it." Abraham refused to pay and the restaurant sued him. At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant to present their side of the case. The manager said, "Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen and smells our food while eating his. It is clear that we are providing added value to his poor food and we deserve to be compensated for it." The judge turns to Abraham and said, "What do you have to say to that?" Abraham didn't say anything but stuck h

Mother F@!#$r
So time moves on right... ok so last time I made a "nice" post well not this time.. I am on my last nerve! I come home from work the other day to my sink being clogged... ok this crap happens and well most of the time you can take a plunger or Drayno to it BUT NOOOOO not this damn clog. My room mate not thinking that this would create issues was trying to clean out he fridge of all the nastyness " because I dispize" left overs! What?? They are discusting! Moving on plz!!! Anyway I call my "Landlord" and tell him to come be my hero and fix my crap. I don't hear from him for 2 days....what the hell.. in the mean time dishes are building up because the dishwasher wont work cause THE SINK IS CLOGGED! Finally he gets ahold of me and tells me that he is going to come look at it...well he gets here and is farting around with the damn thing and all of a sudden he manages to STAB a HOLE in the main line to the kitchen and well now I cant use it at all still. He calls and tells me on th

Lucid Thought
" Lucid Thought" Current mood: thoughtful So many things, go through my mind. Wondering if... I'll have the time. To make my silken, wings fly free. To look in the mirror, and love who I see. Of words upon the written page, that's speaks of love sublime. Take us back somewhere , someway through mystic space and time. fear and regret, doubt and rage. I cleanse my soul, with sacred sage. I miss the way, that she loved lace. I'm so afraid that, I'll forget her face. Of never really taking, that one and only chance. So many things I would have done, to change that circumstance. Tombstone rubbings, in new fallen rain. Not cold enough to, take my pain. Introspection, subjection, ripped through to the bone. Tears fall from my eyes, as I touch her stone. Charcoaled fingers, rub out her name. I drop to my knees, pray I'll stay sane. " Please take this pain, and give me light. Give me your strength, to help

Between Me And You....
Above all else they are safe and do not contain harmful chemicals or carcinogens, that other household, laundry, and cosmetics contain. For example: Did you know… Chlorine bleach can burn, irritate skin, eyes, and the respiratory system? Ammonia can be damaging to the eyes, skin, and respiratory tract? Air fresheners contain toxins that include Formaldehyde and Phenol? Dishwashing detergents contain dry chlorine, which is the #1 cause of poisoning in children according to poison control? Furniture polish contains Petroleum Distillates, which can cause skin and lung cancer. Another fact for anyone who cleans their own home: According to the National Cancer Society, a 15 year study found that women are at higher risk of cancer! I am so excited to know that by changing my household over to non toxic,natural,enviornmentally items, my house is a cleaner, safer place for my family.I know not alot people know where to get this so ask me and I will let you know where.

Daddy's Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slow ly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there.

The 12 Pains Of Christmas
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Man getting over being drunk: Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Exhausted man: Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous wife: Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Oh, I hate those Christmas cards! Hangovers Rigging up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous wife's husband: Th

Poem I Wrote
Letting Go When I close my eyes at night I think of you Wondering if anything between us will ever come true. Its just so funny how you understand the way I feel Making each day of my life seem so real. You Listen to my problems You Listen to my Dreams We talk about the weirdest things in life That we both been through, It seems I never felt this connection before Its driving me crazy inside That you accept me for me And all the problems that made me blinde. I understand that we are in two totally different places And I need to be aware that somethings aren't meant to be I just wanted to let you know you are special in my heart But I must set you free So I open my arms in front of me To give you one Last hug and Kiss Realizing that you make my heart weak And letting you know you will always be missed.

Happy Anniversary
Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee; Sounds of the rude world heard in the day, Lull'd by the moonlight have all pass'd away! Beautiful dreamer, queen of my song, List while I woo thee with soft melody; Gone are the cares of life's busy throng. Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea, Mermaids are chaunting the wild lorelie; Over the streamlet vapors are borne, Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn. Beautiful dreamer, beam on my heart, E'en as the morn on the streamlet and sea; Then will all clouds of sorrow depart, Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! ~a poem by Stephen Foster

I Will Be Back... After The Holidays!!
Hey everyone... It's the holiday season and the kids will be getting out of school soon for the "Winter Break". Most of you already know I get my kids every other holiday and this is my year. So, in the celebration of the holidays here, I will be taking a break from Fubar to spend time with the family. I will sign on now and then to check messages and friend requests and such. If there is something you want me to see, please IM me and I will get it. If its sent in SB or left as profile comment it might not get seen. I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe holiday season!! This will start Saturday... so please leave me some love... :) I luv you all!!!! *AngL*

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/13/07;
I've come to the conclusion that Penis Enlarging Pills are the fuckin' male equivalent of silicon and boob jobs! Like those things they may make someone nice to look at but no fuckin' way do they help do anything more!

Epic Battle!
i just had an epic battle with this hoity toity calculator that thought it was the shit by eating the calculator tape and then REFUSING to give me the scraps..... I got so angry I kinda tore the top off and had to put it back together afterwards. lol. I dont know if that part was supposed to come off, but it's removable now. :D I rule. p.s. I need anger management.

Taken By Love
I met a close friend today, who waved and smiled as she walked my way. Out of plenty of things I planned to say, all my thoughts were lost when she put her arms around me. Surrounding me, surrounded in ... her deep felt joy and creamy soft skin. When I held her our lives became one, her soul...my soul, our minds become one. Her flowing hair danced across my arm, her sparkling eye's mimicking the stars. She looked at me with deep content, breath taken by her smile emotions began to vent. Forget the light through yonder window, my close friend was beautiful, plain and simple. She took my hand and lead me home, our place was together we were meant to be together alone. End of Part One.

Pete B. Morris Bend, Oregon
Looking for the daughter of Pete B. Morris of Bend, Oregon. He is formerly of Bremerton, WA. You have a half brother, sister-in-law, and a nephew who, would at least like to communicate with you. If you somehow come across this page, send me a message here on fubar.

Lol What The Hell
why is it like every profile i read say im not here for sex. is it really that much of an issue i dont cyber or have phone sex. i cant help but laugh when i read that or dont ask to see my NSFW photos. personally i dont go to look at your nsfw i rate and comment those only cause its a rate. another favorite of mine is dont ask me to see your NSFW. i got pics like that but i dont really want ppl to see it i posted them to prove to myself that i can be crazy. if you rate them fine if yu leave a comment thanx. but to be truthful im not very confident of my member. anyways off track here. i cant stop laughing when i read that shit in your about me's cause that just says that there are a bunch of masterbateing men pretending to be friends for jerk off material

Color And Courage
Here's a story all about race, color, and courage. http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/2007-12-16-vitiligo_N.htm Personally, I think he shows the kind of courage, the kind of character, lacking in Hollywood, the mainstream media, and most politicians. Kudos to a man doing what he does best, no matter what life, or color, throws in his path.

And The Truth Shall Set You Free...
Good Morning… how many times have you heard this saying. “And the truth shall set you free?” Well if you seen the movie Liar, Liar then you have heard it. But it has been used a time or two before by preachers, ministers you name it they have said it…perhaps jokingly but they said it just the same. Here is one that is no joke and from a New Paper just down the road from me in South Bend Indiana. Small-Town Mayors: Mayor Ken Williams resigned in Centerton, Ark. (pop. 2,146), in November and revealed that he is actually Don LaRose, an Indiana preacher who abruptly abandoned his family in 1980 because, he said, Satanists had abducted and threatened him, and brainwashed him to rub out details of a murder he supposedly knew about. He said his memory returned only recently, thanks to truth serum. [WSBT-TV (South Bend, Ind.), 11-22-07] Hmmm I think I would get that truth serum distributed around the white house and more so across the country to other politician places of venue. Oh well such

A Christmas Story !!!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

Fuck It Realy I Mean It Fuck It
ok it been 3,4 week way to long for me right now but i need to get laid and i mean some realy good fucking sex right now i don't at this point and time give 2 flying fucks about feeling about it not about feeling right now it about about my need being met i want so hair pulling ass slapping bitting digging your dam fingers in to my body givein it to me like i like it rough fucking sex iam going nuts i hate this shit iam use to getting it all the time and then when it just stop i go fucking crazy i pretty much need someone in my life to give it to me when i want someone i can just call up and be like come fuck me now and it happends that be the best thing in my live right now.

For One Night Only The Justice League Open To Public
hello all just come on in and chat and have a good time http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52998 just cut and paste this in adress bar and come have some fun

1 Year
I can't believe how fast time goes by.. it feels like only yesterday that I got the phone call telling me Ryan was killed. Today made exactly 1 year and I still think of him every day and catch myself talking to him. I haven't even taken his number out of my cell phone. How sad is that.. it's not like it's going to ring and be him. I miss him so much and I tell him so all the time. My bestfriend, Ryan, I miss you more than anything and love you! You are still in my thoughts and will always be. I wish so much that you were still here, you always listened to me when I had a problem and you always gave me good advice. I know one day I will see you again and that thought warms me. We all miss you! You will always be my bestfriend sweetie!

Red Bike
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God: I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear

My Name Is Fibromyalgia
MY NAME IS FIBROMYALGIA by Terri Been Hi. . .My Name is Fibromyalgia, and I'm an Invisible Chronic Illness. I am now velcroed to you for life. Others around you can't see me or hear me, but YOUR body feels me. I can attack you anywhere and anyhow I please. I can cause severe pain or, if I'm in a good mood, I can just cause you to ache all over. Remember when you and Energy ran around together and had fun? I took Energy from you, and gave you Exhaustion. Try to have fun now! I also took Good Sleep from you and, in its place, gave you Brain Fog. I can make you tremble internally or make you feel cold or hot when everyone else feels normal. Oh, yeah, I can make you feel anxious or depressed, too. If you have something planned, or are looking forward to a great day, I can take that away, too. You didn't ask for me. I chose you for various reasons: That virus you had that you never recovered from, or that car accident, or maybe it was the years of abuse and trauma. Well, anyway, I'm

So, I'm Just Wondering...
I've had one crush on me for a few months now, and I'm wondering who it is? No one's come forward yet, so I was just hoping that maybe whoever it was would tell me... I've been dying to know for a long time now, damnit! :P Please? :D

If U Had Me Alone :-o
IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING " IF YOU HAD ME ALONE....

It Hurts
everyone has to die I say to myself that she's not dead yet while she is on the bed agitated and fidgeting my heart lies here breaking she is so strong the woman on this bed isn't her its is only a fading wrinkled memory of who she used to be lung cancer heart attack broken hip and leg brain tumor they say that god won't give you more than you can handle who's god everyone seems to worship someone different so who do i turn to the god that i believe in? im angry with him is that wrong? I think that is probably normal but i don't want to be angry here we go the tears start to fall again STOP IT!! I don't want them to fall I don't want to be sad I want to lie and tell myself that all will be ok but won't that just hurt more in the end? I am surrounded by people but I isolate myself I must be strong for everyone else but is that best for me I don't know I don't know what is best for me I haven't ever done what is best for me I am not sure I know ho

Come 2 Fallen Angels
Come join the fun, PLEASE repost , thank you High Band (repost of original by '† ~Dark_Princess~OWNER~of~Dark Pleasure's Radio&Lounge~' on '2007-11-24 16:54:22') (repost of original by 'BUC-aka "WAR MACHINE" . DJ LadyMels Fu B/F. O.W.N~FA~. HouseOfPain&Pleasure MGR' on '2007-11-25 04:39:09')

The Good Old Days
Grandpa and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days," when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?" Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther, "Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?" Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek. Growing bolder still, Grandma said, "Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?" Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, "Honey, where are you going?" Grandpa replied, "To get my teeth!"

The Strength Of A Man
Here's a lil' something I wrote for all viewers to read. Women remember it, Men Apply it... 1. A Man must put aside his ego, pride, & self-centered ways 2. A Man must know when to separate time from his woman, his career & his homies. 3. A Man must learn to sacrifice his ladies' man jersey to win with a champion. (Ponder on that statement...LOL) 4. A Man must learn to admit his mistakes when wrong. (Hell hath no fury...U know the rest.) 5. A Man must know the difference between "Lifetime Beauty" &"Temporary Temptations". 6. A Man shall treat his woman like he would treat his mother, beyond respect and love. 7. A man needs to realize the love of a woman is precious as a diamond, yet priceless at the same time. 8. Understand that a woman's worth is worth fighting for. TREAT HER AS YOUR EQUAL!!!!!! I CAN'T STRESS IT ENOUGH FELLAS. 9. Take her words of wisdom into consideration. She may know more than we think... (LOL). 10. Last but never the least, wh

Cry Now , Laugh Later, Ill Be Around Until My Callin
you can hold everything in the world against me but it wont change anything, if i try to make it right u think its all bullshit,i could see if i hit u i could see if i empty a clip and didnt give a shit the police learned to forgive so y cant u, i know it stays in the back of your head but damn reminded me everyday makes a nigga feel like he should have been dead rather u care or not im a let it be know, yea i did the wrong thing but that was then this now, u can either forgive or u cant let me know now, cuz everytime we talk all u do is shut me down and make me wanna beat a nigga down and join the lifestyle i tried so hard to stay from around, your maybe broken mines doesnt seem to matter, how i let this happen i dont and it really doesnt seem to matter, torture me now or torture me tomorrow who knows how long ill be here shit i can be gone tomorrow, i know havin feeling sucks but thats only cuz i got them too but i didnt know how strong they would get until i met u.

.save.me.
There's a war going on Inside of me I need some release Somebody come save me Even though I won't surrender I hope for some peace within myself Can you help me? No. I don't think you can Your face says it all When you shrug my tears away There's a war going on Inside of me I need some release Come and save me Can you save me?

Liked This I Stole It Off From "danny 'dawanghardt' Bryant"
THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP DEAL Why is it when you love someone you can't be with them, Why is it when you care for someone they dont feel the same about you, Why is it when you show how you feel for someone it ususally never helps, Why is it that when you want to be with someone they want someone else, Why is it that girls seem to always wanna be JUST FRIENDS!!! Why is it when you talk to someone about dating they blow it off, Why is it when you talk to someone about hooking up they say theyd rather not, Why is it when you try to hug the person you care for they push you away or seem to not worry about your care, Why is that girls are so hard to understand yet guys arent so different after all. We all have our issues, We all have our pains, We all have our tears, We all have our cheers, We all hold our hearts dear, yet when you give it away it seems like it is always broken, it gets us choken, on our tears. We always fear the worst, We always pray for the best, bu

Need The Sexiest Men For My Contest! I Know You Out There! Starts On The 30th The King Of Fubar 2007
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! STARTING TIME WILL BE 7 P.M EASTERN AND END 7 PM ON THE 13TH...........! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: AKAMRS. T/lil pleasure/ lil business@ fubar !

"friends"
It is always amusing to me that so many want to get all of the friends that they can score and then when the invited one want to talk the invitor disapears. Friendship is a two sided thing. Not always to be started by just one side. From now on if it is a one sided thing they will be deleted. Do you think that it should be one sided or not?

Please
tell me why I have to be getting sick right before Christmas. I have the rest of the afternoon off today and all day tomorrow but then I'm working all day Sunday and all day Monday! Someone shoot me now and put me out of my misery.....

Empty
Pale eyes, a blank expression, wander through clouds of indescribable dreams. Cold mist air, surrounded isolation flaws my occupied mind with either hate or death. Something certain will be for always; change in time forbids movement. Fearing you understands myself; help me open up, just a little more.

~i Need~5000~to~be~ahead
can i get aleast30-40 poeple on here i know i have friends here! so ther is the pic please if i can get 10-20comments from each of u it will help out BIG~TIME~ OR MORE THANK YOU !! SO MUCH! FOR THOSE THAT DO HELP XOXO

Hospitals......
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help. dear. What's the name and room number? The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse, After few minutes that operator returned to the phone and said, "good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine. Her blood work just came back normal and her Physician Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The grandmother said, "Thank you. that's wonderful I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma you daughter?" The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302, No one tells me shit."

My Sweet Heart
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken -- and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived. Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there.

Single Once Again
Well, last night i got a phone call from my wife, she is in kentucky and i am stationed in hawaii. i am an infantry soldier in the US Army. but any who i got a phone call from her lastnight telling me that she wanted a divorce. so there wasnt much i could say except okay. lol so i guess i am gonna be a single man. which isnt gonna be hard i mean i have been here alone for two years now so im pretty well used to it. but it still sucks ass you know. well thanks for listening ttyl keith

Lost
wanna get lost in love with you And do all the things you want me to Caress your body, touch you soul Cuz boy I love you sooo The love we share is something so especial Estar contigo is all I wanna do every night Ever since el primer dia, the first day I knew we`d last foreva if I had it my way So the days go on, no hago otra cosa, but dream about the moments our hearts will come closa Holding tu mano, and your face tan bonita, never met another young lady señorita And that is why I gotta say that you`re the best A million and one ways just to express Mi amor, I know that we will be togetha, so sing to me baby and sing foreva I wanna be with you always Together forever `till our ending days Hold me baby don`t let go Making love like never before Making love in the night time Walks and romance I`m telling you hermosa My heart is in a trance They say that true love is so hard to find I thank the man up above For making you mine Talking on the tele

Christmas ( Also In A Bulletin I Posted )
Today and Tomorrow are one of the worst days for suicides, car accidents and murders. Please Drive safe don't drink and drive. Wear your seat belt. Take the time to actually listen to peoples problems. I know we all have our own but in return you will feel better about yourself knowing you helped someone or just listened. You never know if you just saved a life or lives. If someone is feeling down ask them why even if they say don't worry about it... it actually normally is a cry for help. Just saying Hi can even brighten someones day/night. So take the time to get to know people. Merry christmas to everyone.. I know the last few years have been rough for alot of us financially and we want to give our kids everything they desire. Just know that your not alone on that matter more then half the country is there with you. My Christmas wish to you all is to be safe, happy and those who have kids ... For them to behave for at least 2days lol.

Computer Died
I hope all of you are having a Very Merry Christmas. I wanted to let all My friends know I will not be online for a few days. My computer died this moring while I was leaving Christmas Comments. Hopefully I'll be back quickly. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year! Sir Dave

I Must Leanr To Be Happy With Who God Made Me To Be!
Throughout my life, God has continually shaped and molded me into the person He wants me to be. The key to future success is to bot be discouraged about your past or present while I am in the process of being "completed". God is moving me onward towards greater things. The path of the righteous gets brighter and brighter. I must remind myself that according to God's Word, my future is getting brighter; I am on my way to a new level of glory. I may not be everything I want ot be, but at least I can thank God that I am not what I used to be. The great news is that God knows everthing a bout me, both good and bad, and He still loves me and values me unconditionally. God does not always approve of my behavior. He is not pleased when I go against His will, and when I do, I alwaya suffer the consequences asnd have to work with Him to correct my thoughts, words, words, or attitudes. Nothing I do will EVER cause God to love me less..or more. His love is a constant I can depend on

Four Letters
Ok these 4 letters were written to 4 completely different people. I chose not to put the names on there cuz frankly it doesn't matter. If you think one of these might be to you, message me. I will tell you. :) This is Letter 1. Dear You, I normally don't like going about it like this. It is rather impersonal and without human touch. Yet, I have felt it forth coming in my mind that I should tell you of my dreams and the emptiness that has filled my heart. I could have looked another way. Openness has never been my forte'. It has always troubled me that I cannot open so quickly yet I wear my heart on my sleeve. I yearn for the attention of you. First words are never much. A simple "Hello. How are you?" was concieved. You followed me with quiet looks and silent words at the beginning. Ours was a friendship that spoke nothing but was something. Every word that trickled from you lips, I gathered and scored across my brain, allowing the meanings to set in. Each tumble of my thoug

Taking Chances
Love is ...taking chances. Going places you've never gone. Feeling emotions you've never thought real. Making a fool of yourself. Not being able to live without that person. Looking in their eyes and feeling the connection. Walking away and still thinking about them. Your heart skipping a beat every time you're in their arms. Happiness is seeing them smile. Life isn't complete without them whispering 'I love you' in your ear. Thinking how you ever went through life without them. Putting your feelings out there not knowing if they feel the same. Crying and smiling at the same time on your pillow because you love them so much. Surrendering your heart, body, and soul. Let the person you love know how special they are to you. It may be hard to let your feelings show but that's what I mean by saying 'Love is...taking chances'.

Dreams
At night I dream of you, Coming to be by my side. I see your silhouette at first; I watch your calm, quick glide. Vivid images; Pictures in my mind. My night's love, my passion; All in you I shall find. Once again, you'll whisper to me, "Hello, my dear. " Your touch eases me, Removing any fear. Your gaze meets mine; The warm look in your eyes, It melts my heart. From now on Nothing but blue skies! Tonight you romance me; Our bodies entwine. You enter; I gasp! Our souls combine. A touch here, a tickle there, It enthralls me; I am captivated. Our bodies move, the motion constant; My body's completely activated. Throughout the night Our passion flows, Coming together, My emotion grows. For you, in dreams, Oh, how I care. But when morning comes, I am left in despair. Anther night gone and passed. I awake in ecstasy all alone. For you visit at night; In dreams you come. And I dread the coming of a new dawn.

Pain For You
be warned,as i see you walk towards me death hangs watching you the stench of hatred flowing all around and you dare to pick a fight with me? patience no longer exists i've had enough,i can tolerate no more your words all fill me more with excitement my mind races with ideas,plans,ways and finally tis my time to speak "of all that you've said to me, you disgrace me with your presence you think it's ok,to speak to me that way well,i hope you've enjoyed yourself for it ends now,i hope you liked your tongue you'll be seeing it as i cut it out of your mouth i hope you've enjoyed your sight b/c when i'm done with you you'll regret it all the words you've said have lashed at me and as i prepare to mutilate your existance i rehear every word i have no sympathy for you nor regret for the things i intend to do i shall scoop your eyes out with a rusty spoon and as your eyeballs hang from your head and the blood pours down your face i hope you can feel the pain you've dea

I Get Asked This... Alot.
"How did you meet Ruby?" K. So here's the answer. I met her in the back of a hotel in the parking lot. We went, got tattooed, got liquor, got drunk, and woke up with about 20 other women. *wiggles eyebrows* And no. nothing dirty happened. lol

Chastine
So, I have this wonderfully awesome best friend named Chastine... and I love her dearly!!! She's my best friend, and is sooo awesome!!! She so puts up with me being stupid, and tells me so, and listens to me go on and on about my man problems... she's the best friend ever... aaannnddd so yeah :) :D i love you!!! now smile damnit!!!

Love Spell
Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss

Times Of Sorrow (author Unknown)
Good things come through times of sorrow. Love is shared. Bonds are strengthened. Commitment is renewed. Faith is restored. Have faith that you're strong, and that you'll get through this rough time. Better days are ahead.

Sarcastic Remarks To Get You Through The Day
Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day 1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 2. Do I look like a damn people person? 3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 7. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 8. You! Off my planet! 9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats. 10. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. 12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 15. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 16. Allow me to introduce my selves. 17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 19. Well

New Years
We'll its almost here 08. Ekk So many things have happened this year. It has been a unquie year for me. Alot of joy , pain, laughs and tears. This year I hope gets better less tears and pain . Alot more laughing, smiling and being happy. I hope 2008 is a better year then 2007 for everyone. Don't drink and drive !!!!!!!! Don't worry about the small stuff !!!!!!! Instead Grab life by the horns !!!!! Wear your seat belt too!!!!!!!!!

Die Alone
Broken promises, sheltered lies Broken eyes behind which I hide, There's no one anymore No one who I can trust No love to share, no shoulder on which to lean No arms in which I can wrap myself around, There's no one It's just me Trying to keep going Trying to Ignore the pain, Trying to Ignore the cries I sit alone, I cry alone, I'll die alone No one to pull me in when I drift ashore No one to throw me a line when I'm drowning, No friends, no family, no hope No one So I'll continue to sit alone, cry alone and die alone Until the time comes for me to leave, Time will wait for no man I sit alone, I cry alone and I'll die alone

Consider The Real 'best'.
The best The best athletes don't care about whether or not they're the best. What they care about is the game. The best actors, musicians, doctors, scientists, teachers and businesspeople are not consumed with being the best. They're consumed with a passion for what they're doing. If your desire is to be the best merely for its own sake, you will strive and struggle against a world that absolutely does not care. If, on the other hand, your most abiding desire is to make a positive difference, you will surely end up being the best at some particular thing or another. The real substance of accomplishment is never in the trophies or the praise or the recognition it brings. The substance of accomplishment is in the value it delivers. The best performers in any field are not the ones who hope to be the best or even the ones who already think they are. The best performers are those who never have to even think about where they stand in the rankings. Commit yourself to delivering

Who Knew...
that putting vicks vaporub on the bottom of ones feet, then socks over them while you sleep can stop a cough? One of my friends told me that she read online of the treatment and tried it on her little one when he was sick and had a bad cough. Well today, my son was trying to sleep and kept on being woken up with a bad cough, so I thought.. hmmm wonder if I have some vicks, YUP BINGO! So I woke him up, and told him about the idea, he kinda groggily said... uhhh sure Mom.. I put it on his kicking feet, cause it was cold and put his socks on, withing 5 minutes.. coughing GONE! He's been sleeping for over an hour now, and has not coughed once! Anyways, just wanted to share with all the Moms n Dads out there, if you haven't heard of it, or tried it. It does work. Here's a little info I found online about it. urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/vicks_for_cough.htm

Please Help Me!
For some reason, as much as I want to let go, I CANT!I love you so much it hurts and every thought I have through out the day has you in it! There is NOTHING I can do to get my mind off you and my feelings I have for you! I dont know what to do! I am so lost and confused! For once in my life, I need someone else to do the thinking for me and tell me what to do. I love you and want you in my life, but I know I can never have you. Should I just let it all go, and continue to love you in my heart, or should we keep this thing we have and both continue to hurt! I love you baby with all my heart and can only hope and pray that you feel the same way and we can help each other through this! I am and will be, forever yours!

Stupid Hookers.
i think its hilarious when i see these TOTAL hookersluts giving themselves new screen names and/or status' about bein in love all of a sudden or 'hes the only one for me' kinda shit. cause 90% of the time these were the chicks with all kinds of naked pictures of themselves (and ive seen some SHIT on here, as we all have, thats jsut ricockulous to even think about posting, but they do it), but now that theyre in love or whatever the fuck, they make said albums totally private or get rid of them...LOL

I Prefer Smooth Sailing.
Telling the truth is a pretty hard thing. --Thomas Wolfe Lying can be like sailing choppy waters. The more we lie, the higher the waves get, and the harder the sailing. When we lie, we feel we've failed ourselves and others. We have to work hard to cover up our lies, and the fear of someone finding out is always with us. If we ask for courage to tell the truth, we can be like the sailboat on a clear and calm day. We can enjoy the small waves and the light warm breeze we've given ourselves. Honesty is a good habit, and is easy. With a little faith in our own worth, we can choose the calm waters' honesty and apply our creativity to new, growth-oriented activities instead of covering up old mistakes. How can I smooth my waters right now?

Medianoche
My cellphone rings, but before I answer I must tell you don't cry. They will come and go and he will come and not go if it is worth it. Worth what? Priceless you are. Not gold or titanium but the rarest of rare elements. You can't be mixed in with anything else. One of a kind, unique. I can't even begin to compare you with anyone else. Not even me. Docile, yet strong, powerful. Everything you touch turns into a beautiful hue. You've painted that town from pale snow white to sunny and bright. It was blind from such greatness until you came along. You taught it how to appreciate its own greatness. They are lucky to have you there. Lucky to live the way they do filling their glass with their juice to escape their fears that are only absent for that moment. Here come the tears. Another reason to gulp it down, but that's the cycle. Wash it down, rinse the glass, then the world starts spinning right before your eyes and you hurl it all out, then its over, only to begin the c

Live Your Dreams
i know its been a long time coming but this coming year I AM going to college NO matter how hard it gets or what happens. I need to do this... I have a talent and God gave it to me for a reason and I need to use it. So i'm checkin out schools and programs that have to deal with Art Therapy. I want to help others and also myself. and I believe this is what i should do. I'm gonna be taking a class this coming month with the local college and their gonna help me figure things out and where to go & such.Also I believe they give a lil money to help you thru college. I need to do this or I will be going no where for the rest of my life. I know im not happy and its hasn't been healthy for me doing what i am now. This is a new year and I have to do what's good for me and my future. and that's even making a jump off and not knowing what's gonna happen to me. LIVE YOUR Dreams-Don't be scared of failure- Here's the chance of life Get ready, set, fly High Above the fear of you mind Go fo

2007 Mistressless....
Yes fans... totally shocked.... Not for the lack of trying mind you!! Seems each lovely lass that says she will grant me my wish lives 5+ hrs away.... The Anaconda is big, just not that big... Where are those Michigan girls who want to know the ecstasy of love making mixed with good humor?? I will hope that a year from now, my blog reads far different... PLEASE remember this day the drunks start early… Best you actually stay at home and party, and keep off the roads…. I have too work today and will be very cautious driving both ways… ( not that working in a prison full of mental patients isn’t already hazardous…) May God bless each of you for being my friend and I wish I could hug and kiss each of you at midnight… HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

More Than Passion
More Than Passion Silently she awakes and gazes upon him there. She sees him sleeping peacefully and longs to hold him near. She reaches out her trembling hand to gently touch his face. Remembering short hours ago, sharing love's embrace. He stirs just then and spies her tender. loving stare. Then places his hand over hers, stunned at the extent of her care. Their eyes never leave each other as she caresses his soft skin. She smiles at him slightly as she moves closer to him. He takes her in his arms placing a kiss upon her cheek. She turns her head slowly, his lips for her to seek. A subtle moan escapes her as his hand explores anew. Passions kiss intensifies as their rhythmic dance ensues. He proclaims his love for her as he kisses her wanting neck. She moves her hands over him finally to rest upon his chest. Feeling her velvet secret engulf him again and again, And feels her building climax escaping from her then. She arches back, catches his eyes adoring their al

New Years Resolutions...
I have none. Everytime I make one I break it...well I break them all. I think one of them needs to be that I wont be gullible. But I will be. I just kno myself too well. I believe the wrong people and wont give the good ones a chance. Mostly because I am scared to. I am re-establishing relationships now. I think we need to be slow on those. See what happens. Not rush into it like I have in the past. I have discovered alot here lately about certain ones. Some good some bad...some it just took alot for me to actually see to believe. All in all...2008 I have a feeling will be a much more bumpy ride than my other past years I have had. I can just sense it. I can feel it beyond the norm. Well...what can I say...my life is always a bumpy ride. Maybe I can actually find peace like I have been wanting. Maybe I can actually find the love I need. The life I have been waiting for. I can only hope! Happy New Years' Ya All!

One Way Ticket
I was flown to a distant land My feet cushioned by the hot sand A battle waged that I could not see People struggled to be set free My country’s calling I came to serve To have our freedoms others deserve Into my flesh a bullet now rips Pain fills me as I clench my lips I see my blood as it now flows The pool of red around me grows I hear screams from others hurt Heroes injured scattered in the dirt A darkness over me falls this day My precious life is swiftly taken away Back at home my family does wait Wondering what will be my very fate I remember that kiss at the door I longed now for that and more I look down from heaven above Watching over the ones I love I see the pain each of them feel This is war, this makes it real A one way ticket was given to me To stand with soldiers for our country Now I lay my head down on a heroes bed Amongst others like me who are now dead One thing in common we all did get From our country’s shores a one way ticket © Tal

Charlie Wilson's War
After watching the History Channel episode, I had to go check out the movie. While the movie was good, the History Channel show was actually more revealing and a wilder version of what happened than the movie. The only real difference is that the movie is rated R so you get some T&A back in Vegas. The movie has its humorous moments and yet ends with the morality of finishing a job when you start it and how as a country we cut and run once the battle is won only to lose the war. Definitely catch the History channel version. If you are still interested after that, catch the movie.

Bought Love.
I'm faded yes on this NYE but this is right from the bottom of my heart. I'll have to make this short and sweet cause my aim is to be flat out drunk in a little less then 2 hours when the clock strikes 12. Why do some women allow themselves to be bought. A good man can give his all, care for a woman, and be true and he is walked all over with no end. But a dumbass comes around... hurts that same woman deeply, more then anyone in her life ever has, does it on a regular basis but a week trip and bullshit words makes it all better? Maybe this should be a mumm, maybe not but the bitterness in me says fuck that bitch. I'm so over it. Yeah I'm talking shit and I will always have love for her but I am so done with the bullshit. The plans I had prior beat a week in Seattle hands down... What were the plans? I'm glad I got my refund and deposit back but... Tickets to a cruise in Europe, spa treatments and all, couples massages? YUP, and oh yeah that 2 carat ring!!

So, You're Bi....
Big deal. Do you also walk down the fucking street with a sign over your head that says you like dick and pussy? Jesus jumped up Christ! Who fucking cares? Why not put everything you are in your name? You know, like..~~~Lonely-attention-starved-bisexual-girl-who-needs-to-flaunt-her-so-called-individuality-by-telling-the-world-shit-they-dont-care-about~~~. That's your new name. I don't care if you are or are not bisexual. I have no problem with your sexual preference. But whoring your personality for attention is just stupid. You really get good friends by stating that you are bi? REALLY? Seems that those who are truly satisfied with themselves, and are genuine good people are not going to be impressed. If who you lick defines you, you should shoot yourself in the face with a rubberband. (cuz suicide is counter-productive) Likewise, why put in your name phrases like, "you know you want this" or " I'm your wildest Dream"? I don't. You arent. Shut up now. If I have offended anyone with

Like A Stone
On a cobweb afternoon In a room full of emptiness By a freeway I confess I was lost in the pages Of a book full of death Reading how we'll die alone And if we're good we'll lay to rest Anywhere we want to go In your house I long to be Room by room patiently I'll wait for you there Like a stone I'll wait for you there Alone On my deathbed I will pray To the gods and the angels Like a pagan to anyone Who will take me to heaven To a place I recall I was there so long ago The sky was bruised The wine was bled And there you led me on In your house I long to be Room by room patiently I'll wait for you there Like a stone I'll wait for you there Alone And on I read Until the day was gone And I sat in regret Of all the things I've done For all that I've blessed And all that I've wronged In dreams until my death I will wander on

Proverb
*the following is to be ready with bad Chinese accent, i do not intend to offend anyone so please enjoy* "Confucious says.. He who carry balls in his hand.. Must close eyes to avoid wrath of harry hand.. For the fluid of the heavens will spew out and catch him in his face.. Then no one will like him for very very long time."

Do!you!want It
All CASH related bids will trump fubucks bids.I HAVE ONE GOLDEN TICKET PURDAY FOR TWO WEEKS THATS 14 TICKETS ONE A DAY FOR 2WEEKS THATS VALUE AT 14,000 FUBUCKS who to say ill up it if the price is right Thanks so much!! And if you have a few extra moments.... Please Click On The Link Below & Rate then Leave a Comment or Two Thanks!!! The Auction will begin December 31st at 9 pm (EST) ~ 5 pm (PST) and will end on January 7th at 9 pm (EST) ~ 5 pm (PST) The bidding will start at 30,000 fubucks. Other Items are totally acceptable as bids and please feel free to be as creative as you want to be when bidding. *note: bids including Tickers, HH, Blasts, VIP or other cash items will always trump fubucks bids however the person being auctioned will have the right to refuse any offer for a good reason and the final say in who the winning bidder is will be left up to the person being auctioned. Should the top bid be refused the next highest bidder will be the winner. 4) The Breakdown in

Contests & Give Aways
1.Here is where we stand as a family in contests and give aways. pls go down this list and see where you are needed! 2.I would suggest starting at one since it is the contest that will end first and then keep an eye on them both PLEASE. We WANT OUR FAMILY TO BE COMMING IN FIRST IN ALL CONTESTS. 3.***We are also looking for new family members...so feel free to send them to the family page **listed lastly on here** and have them request friend and read the page. Just follow the links below and rate the pic and comment bomb away pls! All help is needed here~~~ 1. THICKNDAAZZ4YA 2. ARCHANGEL 3. SHADOW

A Poem To My Love
Inside my Heart, there is a place only you can reach.... Inside my Heart, there is a feeling of trust and the security that you always want the best for me. Inside my Heart, there is the knowledge that I can turn to you with my greatest hopes and dreams and darkest fears. Inside my Heart, there is a childlike happiness knowing that whether I am silly or serious, frowning or smiling, happy or angry, you will always love me... Inside my Heart, and inside my very soul, there is the deepest joy and truest contentment - for all I could ever want is what I have with you!! Moon, you are my sun and stars, and I love you dearly!!

Live On Stage In Toronto
Santini will be performing in Toronto in late Feb and March at numerous venues. Stay tuned for gig particulars to be posted very soon. Santini's show will feature a number of drop dead dangerous extreme escapes set against a shattering background of hard edged metal music. "Suffocation", "Lobotomy", "Dagger Trap", and "The Ripper", will all be some of the extreme escapes featured in this particular series of shows and there will be a few brand new death devices introduced as well.

Just Here
I want to leave this place Just to get away and feel the breeze upon my face And just be myself By leaving this place behind and everything else. As i sit here in this chair I feel this emptiness inside my soul Praying that questions will be answered for the stories in my life untold As i stare out my window thinking about my past I think of how i use to be and why it didnt last Everyday I walk around with a fake smile Knowing that the pain inside of me will hurt only for a little while Sometimes when i'm alone i want to cry And other times i want to crawl inside myself and die As i think to myself I feel that i will never see happiness, never containing my insanity Because of the thoughts and criticism of the people around me One day I will understand my life's Plan That is in store for me In this world of hatefulness and cruelty And let go of the pain that is holding on inside of me

Learning How To Approach A Woman
Learning How To Approach Women >HEY, take a minute and look at the programs I've created to help you learn how to meet women. You can look at all of them, plus watch some KILLER video clips of every one of them right HERE: Double Your Dating Catalog ***QUESTION*** Dave, I've been getting your newsletters for a while and I've also downloaded your e-book. The tips and techniques you offer are definitely useful and I'm working on incorporating them into my daily routine. So keep up the good work! Now the question. You've stated numerous times how personality is more important than the other 2 biggies: looks and money. What is your take on shows like "Joe Millionaire" where the star is usually has money and/or good looks? I mean, it's not called "Joe Personality", and they didn't pick Quasimodo to be the star, so it seems to me they're discounting the personality aspect altogether. Just curious about your opinion. Thanks... TJ Philly >>>MY COMMENTS

24 Hours
You are so made that you can only carry the weight of twenty-four hours, no more. If you weigh yourself down with the years behind and the days ahead, your back breaks. God has promised to help you with the burdens of the day only. If you are foolish enough to gather again that burden of the past and carry it, then indeed you cannot expect God to help you bear it. So forget that which lies behind you and breathe in the blessing of each new day.

Moving On
It is time Mom and dad that i moved on. You brought me into this world, now i must go on alone If I'd only known how it would break my heart to be so far apart. I feel like dying, though i keep on trying, through all this crying. I take on more glance, I wish i had one more chance. To see you walk through that door, I hit the floor. so much pain can't break the chains, it begins to rain. It is time mom and dad, even though i feel so sad. Like a rose I had to grow. I wish upon a star, wish you werent so far. It is time for me to climb. Moving on mom and dad why do we say goodbye? I only wanted you both to to be a part. Why do you break my heart? I take one more glance, only wish i had one more chance. I am moving on mom and dad, why do i feel so bad? You were my best friends, why does it have to end, why cant we mend what's been done. It's time mom and dad I say goodbye I can only cry because i really did try. You made it clear, you never want

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Post Your Best Fu Proposal And We Will Vote And Let The Winner Know"
So heres the deal... Looking for a Fu Hubby for my sister!! NOT ME Im long done taken!! Her SN is Beautiful Nightmare go check her out... Here are the rules though! If you dont follow you dont qualify!! 1. You must NOT be a player! 2. You must NOT try and get with her just for a wife! 3. YOu must be at least cute.... 4. You must talk to her on a semi regular basis. 5. YOU MUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL CREATIVE AND JSUT MELT YOUR HEART SWEET IN ORDER TO MARRY HER!! All requests sent to my inbox!! We will look them over weeed out the excess waste and move on to find the winner Thx Ya'll!!

010508 Tarot
The Three of Wands card suggests that my power today lies in opportunity. I lay it on the line, take a chance, and look for signs of positive encouragement. I am open to new worlds and am actively patient in expanding my connection, increasing my standing, or waiting for my "ship to come in," but "if I can't get to the party, I will bring the party to me." I am empowered by a sense of responsibility and a readiness to believe and receive and I transform through creative resourcefulness.

Suxs To Be Me
Why is it that when i meet someone, they always have a boyfriend or live 3 states away, or just wanna be friends. Will i ever get to find the one to give all my love too I can wish and hope, but that only go's so far. Yup suxs to be me!

Which Hole?
A women has been in a comma for many years when the doctor tells the husband that while sponge bathing her the nurse noticed some brain activity when she washed around her privates and that he should try oral sex to see if it helps bring her out of it. Reluctantly the man agrees and the man is given his privacy. Not 5 minutes later the woman flat lines and has to be given CPR. The doctor asks the man "What on earth happened?" The man replies " I don't know Doc. She must have choked"

Cynicism Goes On Long-term Leave
My first blog of 2008. And it's not a movie review. Well, that will be forthcoming. But first, I wish all my friends a belated happy new year. May 2008 be all that you hope for in greatest wishes. Here's a crazy thought for those of you who know me well enough -- my brooding outlook on life is lightening up a bit. Just a tad ;-) You're looking at a slightly different Edmond Ortiz. I'm now endeavoring to take a more idealistic yet practical, optimistic view on life. Don't get me wrong. My famed (or infamous) sardonic wit remains, but life is definitely getting better by the day. To what and whom do I owe this renewed sense of purpose? My faith in God for one. I'm far enough since my rock-bottom days of the late summer of 2006 to realize that, yes, life goes on. For the better. My family has been a source of pride and proper focus. Despite recent corporate changes, my job remains challenging and fun. And then there's my friends. An eclectic, fun-loving, crazy group of friends have

Season's Over...
Well, on Saturday the football season ended for me when my beloved Redskins were knocked out by the Seattle Seadorks. How the Redskins got into the playoffs was nothing short of a miracle and it was a tragic event that galvanized this team to do what they had to do. As most of us Redskins fans (and the entire NFL community for that matter) awoke on 28 Nov 2007 to the news that Redskins safety Sean Taylor had been shot and killed in his Miami home. I personally was floored. This happens to other teams i.e. Denver, not the Redskins. Everyone's thoughts were with his family and the organization, but the question was this: How the hell do they even prepare to play on Sunday, December 2nd? Well, the did play and lost and we all thought the run was over. The team attended the funeral and had another game that Thursday. They won...then again and again and again to make the playoffs for ST. We fans are left to wonder what could have been a remarkable and outstanding career from Se

Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious, comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" Came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such in a way that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to thi

Men
Why Men Have Better Friends Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 closest friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 closest friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.

What Id Like
id like to say that im happy about my current situation but im not. im not happy that i get to wake up alone everyday, im not happy that i have to move.im not happy.everyone one at work always asks me why im so happy and everytime i say im not its fake.why can i fake so well for them and not for my self. i just want to be happy

Microsoft Extends Reach Of Media Center
Ed Bott Windows and a whole lot more Subscribe Alerts Bio Mobile Pick a blog category Apple CES 2007 Digital media Firefox Hardware Image Galleries Internet Explorer Licensing Linux Microsoft Microsoft Office Security Tips Uncategorized Vista Mailbag Vista Mythbusters WGA Windows 9X/Me Windows Home Server Windows Vista Windows XP January 9th, 2008 Microsoft extends the reach of Media Center Posted by Ed Bott @ 5:18 pm Categories: Windows Vista, Digital media Tags: D-Link Systems, Box, Hewlett-Packard Co., Media Center PC, Microsoft Windows Vista, Microsoft Corp., DMA2100, DMA2200, Extender Technology, Microsoft Windows Vista (Longhorn), Media Center PCs, Microsoft Windows, Operating Systems, Software, Personal Technology, Home Entertainment, Ed Bott In Focus » See more posts on: CES TalkBack Share Digg Del.ico.us Sphere Blog This Print Email Recommend Don't Recommend +11 It’s no secret that part of Microsoft’s marketing plan for Windows Vista was to push sales of i

Meditation For January 9
I will have faith, no matter what may befall me. I will be patient, even in the midst of troubles. I will not fear the strain of life, because I believe that God knows just what I can bear. I will look to the future with confidence. I know that God will not ask me to bear anything that could overcome or destroy me.

Your That Someone
I set up and stared Into the moon-lit sky Thinking of my future Remembering the old times When we would hang out And forget our problems Always moving forward With nothing to stop us I wish it was like that now Instead of me here by myself Sometimes I don't understand Why I blame everyone else Now my patience are growing thin How many years must I go on I hold all these emotions in I know somewhere out there, there's someone Now the days are in my hands And not a moment to spare A life of pure loneliness Is a thought I cannot bare Why does it all have to end When you move on Why can't we still be friends Even after you're gone I wish we were close now Instead of me here by myself Sometimes I think you don't understand Why I blame everyone else It's why my patience are growing thin And my years still going strong The reason I hold all my emotions in Because I know that you're that someone

Rucrazy
I have a dilemma.Not really a dilemma just need advice. I have decided to meet someone that I have spoke to on several occasions in the last few years.Since this is my first Internet meeting do you have any advice.I feel I have covered all my bases. Meeting in a public place,well lighted etc: I am meeting him this Saturday,so give me your thoughts or are you thinking RUCrazy. Good Caption isn't it,since I use it a lot on different things,but it fit this entry. Friends only BTW.

56 Lbs Lighter
well i am just writting this becasue i am very proud of myslef... it took alot of hard work.. and dedication but i finally did it.. i have lost a tolal of 56.5lbs... i feel so much better.. just 20 more lbs to go and i will have met my goal....

Working Girls Really Annoy Me
When I say 'working girls' I mean the ones who Shoutbox you and tell you their yahoo/msn names because they think your 'sexy' and 'fun' and 'want to chat'. Yea. Because I REALLY believe life will hand me women who think I'm THAT interesting from the get-go. So for the hell of it I always add them... for that one particular moment just to hear them out. Because they are all so different it is very funny to hear what they have to say. One says I'm cute and is willing to give me this awesome Promo Code that an admin gave her for instant access to an adult site so I can watch her :O ZOMG DILDOS! But I'm not allowed to share it with other people or else she'll get in trouble...SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH But even though this code was 'free' it wanted my credit card for 'age identification'. Yea... Even if it is true or not I'm not giving some shady website my credit info. This was only yesterday mind you. TODAY THOUGH! Wow. It was quintuple the fun! *It means.

Classified Ads
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . Been out a while. Better be a big reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake . Call Stephanie. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Husband knows everything.

3vil Aka Michael
STACY I LOVE U WITH ALL OF MY HEART,WOULD DO ANY THING FOR U AND YOUR GIRL.DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE TOLD U ABOUT MY PAST IF I DID NOT LOVE U OR SHOW U THE MARKS ON MY ARM FROM MY PAST. WHEN YOUR A JUNNKY FOR 8 YEARS THATS ALL PPL SEE THEY DONE SEE THE NEW YOU THE ONE THAT IS CLEAN AND HAS FEELINGS AND DOING WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO STAY CLEAN. U KNOW WHY I DONT SMILE ON CAM BECAUSE OF WHAT METH DID TO MY MOUTH ,BUT LOOKS SHOULD NOT MATTER ITS WHAT IS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS THE MOST .AND IF U EVEN GIVE ME HALF A CHANCE ILL PROVE TO YOU THAT NOT ALL GUYS R THE SAME.

Stash And Photo Update
Happy Weekend !! I've updated my 'dunno' section of my stash and my 'tags made for friends', 'stuff made by me', 'pics of my grand daughter', 'pretty things' albums Please stop by and show some love. Have a great weekend :) Thank ye kindly Lin xx

Howcool.com
Well, the Monique Dupree germ is spreading!! LOLGood news..My favourite store How cool, the store that Christie Hemme models for has brought me on board to model for their website!!!i will keep you updated. How cool is a kick ass store HALF of my clothing, jewelry & footwear comes from there. I'm so excited to be able to announce that I will be modeling for them.This will be the first clothing site that I will be on..(notice I said the first) I'm very excited about this..

Meet My Owner!!!!
And because of my love 4 U Here is a gift!!! A Pimp Out for my owner.... The F*cking most Drama Free Dude On Fubar Fo Sho On FuBaR!! Drunk1.:Fu-Owner of Hope & Purest Of Angels:.@ fubar Everyone needs to add him if you have not... Damn funny... Cracks me up always.... There for me always... Goes above and beyond for me and all his friends.... (as anyone of them... they will agree!! If anyone says otherwise... they need to say Nope to Dope!!) Wanta a Drama Free Friend? Here Ya Go!! Add and stop Bitching!! HaHa!! You know the drill ADD ~ FAN ~ RATE!!! THIS PIMP OUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY ♥Nic♥ (¯`·._)ThePurestofAngels(¯`·._)@ fubar ♥Angelique♥ Natasha Bedingfield Videos | Movie Clips | Denver Real Estate (FINE PRINT) WHY DO MY FINE PRINTS SUCK... DON'T HAVE ONE DAMN SNAPPY COMMENT.... DRUNK1 IS THE FUKIN MAN!!

Lmao... Onestone, The Indian
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird,who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the for

To All Contestants In The King And Queen Contest Please Read And Pass On The Bombers!
TO ALL CONTESTANTS AND BOMBERS OF THE KING AND QUEEN CONTEST WILL END ON JANUARY 13 AT 7 P.M EST SHARP! TIME IS WINDING DOWN TO WHO WILL BE THE NEXT KING AND QUEEN OF FABUR ONLINE BAR 2007-2008! HERE COME THE KING..................................! AND HERE IS HIS CROWN AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar Music Video:BRING EM OUT (by T.I.)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

The Semi-infamous "that Time I Shit My Pants" Story
I must warn you - this story is about shitting in my pants, so it's gross. I've confided my embarassing tale of woe to some of my closest friends in person throughout the years and most everyone I've told nearly pissed themselves laughing by the end. I figured it's a funny enough story based on that - haven't posted it here before because I wasn't sure if it was just the sound effects I would make or the way I told it or what. We'll see if my writing ability is up to the task. This is also a bit of a confession since I think I fucked up somebody's life pretty bad that day and they have never known who I was although I'm sure they curse me to this day. So it goes like this - I used to go winter skiing when I was in my early teens... often enough that I was somewhat adept at it. I wasn't the most popular kid at that time... well, let's face it - I was socially retarded. Much like today, but with acne. I was not good at sports and my interests were far outside of popular or ev

Plz Help My Fu-godmother....
Could you please go show this wonderful lady some true fu-love! Plz go rate her, her things and fan her! She returns all the love and always helps everyone out on here...Thank You!!! ~/~' Sassy Laurie'~/~Club F.A.R.~The Sisterhood~D&DC~Ind. Fam.~Co-Mng. Fu-Sistas~Fu-Ownded@ fubar

Squirrel Story
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close. I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels, I discovered, can take care of themselves! Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing my oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his beady little eyes. His mouth ! opened, and at the last po

For The Love Of All Things Pagan People!
Before you read this be sure that you secure enough in your religious beliefs to read this. Understand that I do not support or believe in organized religion, I have been a Witch since 1993 and i am a SOlitary practitioner. There is a lot of things about christianity and other religions that i do not understand and cannot abide by. So I was driving down to Ironton, and I was scanning through the radio trying to find something decent to listen and I stumbled across one of the evangelical radio stations. He was preaching about the glory of God and all that good stuff. But then he said something that struck me as very very very odd. He said that in order to Fear Sin you must Fear God. WHY? Why should you fear the diety that you believe in. What is there to be afraid of. He also said that you should fear his love, but revel in his grace. So in order to be a christian i need to fear the love from the Divine as well as Fear the Divine, but revel in the Divine's Grace that makes

Bleh All My Book Links Are Fixed Now - Sorry About That ;)
I realized after 500 emails that all my previous links to my book was an error link .. here is the proper one :) Now you may go buy it! haha Just Click this Cover!

My First Blog Here
Well, this is my first blog. Today has been a truly suckie day. Most days things do not really get to me, but for some reason today started bad and has done nothing but get worst. My day started with the police coming through my living room window, trying to serve a warrant on some one that I do not even know. TALKING ABOUT TICKING ME OFF!!! Knocked my blinds down on top of scaring the crap out of me. So after I calm back down, no going back to sleep after that one, I call my Man. Well, He had attitude which set me off even more. Then I go to get my cordless phone, which was by the window the police came through, and it was not working. SO the police broke my $150 cordless phone. So I had to call the supervisor about getting my phone replaced, to find out that they had no legal right what so ever to come into my home. So I call my Man again to see if maybe His attitude has changed, NOPE!! Still got attitude so I was like screw it, I am going to just stick to myself fo

Blah
You know, there are points in your life when you begin to question everything. For me this is one of those points. I try to be a nice person and treat people the way I would want to be treated. Somehow though, it always comes around to bite me in the ass. Maybe I'm too nice. Maybe that's one aspect of my life that I need to change. Maybe I need to be a little more of a "bitch" and be all about me. Sounds good in theory, but realistically, I could never do it. My mind has been racing with thoughts the whole night and I haven't slept well in a week.I have tossed and turned, constantly thinking, "If I wouldn't have done this, this wouldn't have happened" or "If I would have done this, this wouldn't have happened." I began to question every little thing about me. I'm trying to look at all of the things running through my head in a positive light. Hoping that it will be just one more thing added to my life to make me a stronger person. The more I think about everything, t

Bathrooms
I need to redo my bathroom. I am thinking about getting one of those bathtub liner and surround systems installed. I don't know if its better to have it done professionally or to do it myself. The hard part seems to be tracking down some place that sells the system in order for me to do it myself. Also, thinking of building my own vanity too, that way I can have one that fits the space, not just the size that is available. I know I can get the floor tiles at Grossman's for less than Home Depot or Lowe's. Anyone got any bathroom remodeling stories to share?

Roof! Roof!
So I figured I should be able to re-roof my house for about $500. A lot cheaper than hiring a contractor to do it. I know it will be a lot of work, but it needs to be done and I'm kinda broke right now. Well as soon as I get the roof and the bathroom done, I can finally sell the damn thing and get something I can afford.

Come Do The Naughty With Us-naughty Parties (the Bikers
*** HAVE NO FEAR ... THE EXECUTIONER IS HERE PARTY STARTS NOW!!! AT THE NAUGHTY PARTIES LOUNGE > > MEET THE NAUGHTY PARTIES LOUNGE STAFF > > > > JUST STRAIGHT UP PEOPLE HERE > > NO BULLSHIT .. NO DRAMA > > > > SUBSCRIBE TODAY > > MUST BE 21 & OVER TO ENTER THIS LOUNGE > > > > >

Stalker Alert
ok has anybody had a problem with a guy called da white sox , da sox or da team . he keeps making a new account every time he is blocked and only goes to womens pages and want's your ip address and if you don't give it he calls you nasty names ! if you have let me know help me get him off here for good ! i can't sit back and watch this this guy has some major problems. i'm calling on all my friends to help me . i lived with a stalker for 10 yrs and to this day don't know who it was he made my life hell and i had to move out of state and change my name when i got married. please don't let this go on! lets find away to get him off of fubar. i talked to a couple of police officers i know and they gave me some advice on what we can do. they said fubar can block his ip address and he can't get back on here . so i'm calling on all friend and his other victims. please help my guy friends you are included to help . so spread the word please .

Some Asshole Did This.... And Heres The Number!
So here's the deal, Some asshole took one of my pictures...a more risque' picture at that copied it into thir phone and started spreading it to a couple of people at my old job, heres the best part, I got the number of the person who is sending it, but when I call no one answers...so my fubarian friend...heres the number... 570- 956-4608 the first person to call me or get back to me on who this asshole is, wins a night of drunken fun with me... PLEASE HELP ME OUT!...AGAIN...THAT NUMBER IS... 570-956-4608 Thanks ahead of time, Bryan...a.k.a Satan

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO

The Clintons
> If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate seat > (BOY - I hadn't even heard of this possibility!!) and either live to > retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential > retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement > check from the State of Arkansas . > About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security > check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... > > I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. > > What a guy! > > AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hillary Clinton , as a New York State > Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing > Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL > receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice > if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) > > If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is > already getting his Presidential salary until he

Wild Horse Is Out Of Commission
~ WILD HORSE IS OUT OF COMMISSION!!! ~ Wild Horse ~Lounge Expert~ ~Fubar's 24th Godfather~@ fubar Wild Horse had his main computer crash and cannot get onto Fubar! Wild Horse is in withdrawal! Go show this awesome bouncer some real Fubar lovin in his absence! Don’t forget to keep this puppy reposted until his return! This public service announcement brought to you by: Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Promoter/Sisterhood/SgtRaider's Bad Girl@ fubar

809 Area Code
We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said 'Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I Have something important to tell you.' Then she repeated a phone number beginning with 809 'We didn't respond'. Then this week, we received the following e-mail: Subject: DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809 , 284 AND 876 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY AT&T. DON'T EVER DIAL AREA CODE 809 This one is being distributed all over the US . This is pretty scary, especially given the way they try to get you to call. Be sure you read this and pass it on. They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family member who has been ill or to tell you someone has-been arrested, died, or to let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc. In each case, you are told to call the 809 number right away. Since there are so many new area codes these days, people unknowingly return these calls. If you c

Put Your Hands Up
Put Your Hands Up by DJ Muzik-AL A club dance set I mixed back in 1998 This is a 27min sample from the full 48min club dance set mixed in 1998. For the full tracklist goto www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/putyourhandsup http://www.esnips.com/doc/1d5a5f0b-a744-48f5-8786-f7046f5585e0/DJ-Muzik-AL---Put-Your-Hands-Up_128

Frozen
Gotta love living in the Northern part of the Country .. we're freezing our tushes off right now . we've a weather alert that with the wind .. our temps could go as low as 20 below . BURRRRR.. Im debating if i should head out and go find something to do ... or stay in and just vegg out some .. I dunno .. im bored yet its so damn cold .. Eh . i guess ill go watch some tv and decide what to do . . ya'll have a great weekend . gonna scram .. Toodles :) Wen

Sex Moves That Will Rock Your World! (part 1)
Ok..Here are 21 little sex moves that you can use with your partner to SPICE THINGS UP! 1. GET STROKED: Try taking advantage of couch time with each other one night. Take your fingertips to slowly, gently caress your partner's skin. The light, sensual touch will create a tingling sensation, that will wake up their body, while also relaxing them for sex! 2. KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON LADIES: It can be very pleasurable torture to play with each other over your underwear, teasing and stroking each other through the fabric. (REMEMBER making out with your BF/GF on your parents couch n your highschool years?) This activity BUILDS up anticipation, so when you FINALLY do have skin-to-skin contact, it will be much more EXCITING and EXPLOSIVE! 3. MAKE CIRCLES: Ok LADIES, let's be honest, most guys are just grateful to GET a blowjob. But that is no excuse to hold out. Rather than simply moving up and down, use your tongue to SLOWLY WIND AROUND HIS COCK. Swirl up his shaft with the tip of your

Brian Eguene
B:you like people R:Like to party I:you are great in bed A:you like to drink N:Wanted by everyone E:awesome in bed U:you really like to chill G:you never let people tell u what to do E:awesome in bed N:wanted by everyone E:awesome in bed A : You like to drink. B : You like people C : You are really silly. D: You are great in bed. E: Awesome in bed. F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality and good looks I : You are great in bed. J : People Adore you. K : Easy to fall in love with. L: You're the best in bed. M : Best kisser ever. N : Wanted by everyone O: Awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are beautiful. R : Like to party. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : Awesome in bed X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y: Best bf/gf anyone could ask for

Part 2
8. GUESS WHAT'S NEXT: Unpredictability during SEX can make the experience even more INTENSE! LADIES: while in MISSIONARY position, have him TEASE u by mixing up HIS movements: slipping it in just a little, going in halfway, and thrusting deeply, in RANDOM ORDER. For EXAMPLE: guys, try 2 short strokes followed by 1 long one OR try 3 slow deep ones in a row followed by 2 quick teases...BE UNPREDICTABLE! 9. SHOW OFF: The thought of getting caught in the act and how it excites you! Since most of us might not be brave enough to sneak off with our partner in a bar bathroom, try this instead: Do the DEED in front of a window, with the lights off. Ladies Stand up against the window, facing out, and have HIM take you from behind! YOU will get such a RUSH from the POSSIBILITY of being watched! 10. BLOW HOT AIR: No matter what position you're in, you can intensify the experience by gently "blowing hot air" on each other's skin. You are already experiencing pleasure in your genital area, but

Sunrise
As Morning comes The veil of sleep slowly slipping from my face My mind begins to wake,…but My heart lives in that lovely place between dreams and daylight So I will my mind back Back to the beautiful place where love dwells There my heart knows no fear There I am free to love and laugh Free to feel There is where my true love lives I have never seen his face Nor have I heard his voice But there, I can touch his heart Feel his love I see him as the sun begins to rise behind him Lighting his shape, his features not seen I see his silhouette dark against the growing light of the sky He radiates the sun rising behind him giving his love light Bringing him right up to the edge of my day The sun breaks through the curtains at that moment Placing me firmly in the cold shackles of daylight I begin my day, slowly Keeping the moment just before sunrise Firmly in my heart

Top Photos
Yanno...I was browsing through the top photos today, to see whose got the top photo as far as Fubar is concerned. And just looking at some of these top photos seriously pissed me off, I mean come on, whose to say that half-dressed, somewhat egotistical peoples salutes are better then the common persons salute on here? There is nothing different about their salute then anyone elses. But you know what differs, the fact that people will kiss their asses because they want to see pictures of something they are never gonna get to see up close and personal, because they have to have jerk off material. Personally I think if you are that desperate to see a woman naked or even get a woman to talk to you, you seriously need to get out more. This is the goddamn internet, there is NO reason why most guys can't go to a bar (mind you I said a bar, NOT an internet bar) and meet someone they can interact with on a daily basis. Now don't get me wrong, most times you can interact with most people o

Memories Fade, Unfortunately...
He stood now at the edges of her dreams His long powerful arms extended As he called to her across the misted distances between the worlds of the living and the dead and begged her not to forget him.

Pointless
That all that I have been not be in vain, But blend into the earth of your believing. Though I chose death instead of pointless pain, My love and need for all of you remain. for only in you do i live again, thought i chose death instead of pointless pain

This Is Me!
it's almost time for some changes, but to tell you the truth i am lil terrified cause i know i have let myself go lil bit. so the changes i will make are how i look and how i present myself. if you like great if not oh well this is me and nobody else... you can't change someone whether it's now or later.... this is greg i'm out!

Stolen From Faith
1. Do you think you were raised well? Since I pretty much raised myself I'd have to say yes. 2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE? Not that I can recall. 3. How do you handle stress? I don't. It makes me vomit and I get hives all over my body. 4. How would you spend your last day alive? With those I care about. 5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience? I feel gulty if I've done something worth feeling guilty over. 6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other which one would you pick? I already found the love of my life, now gimme the $$! 7. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member? Depends on who they killed and why. 8. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about? Oh come on. I'm 32 years old. 9. What do you think about Bush? I prefer it shaven. - The Love Stuff- 1. Do you think you know the meaning of true

Is There Any Good Choice For The Upcoming Presidential Election?
IS THERE ANY GOOD CHOICE FOR THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION? If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas . About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. What a guy! AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillar

Acquire
Always deep thoughts acquire from hard Looks that thoughts of a old Book you read me wrong, Always a Long for Minutes that feel like a long Days Gazed that was acquire from hard looks, Old Books hard looks strong Gazed minutes that felt like days acquire from hard thoughts , Always a page from a Old Book acquire from thoughts from misremembering the long gaze acquire from long days, always I have scratch the thought I felt from what was read wrong from these waisted minute that felt like days acquire from your gaze. Take this wrong for what you feel that's acquire from these words from this old book waisted minutes acquire from my misremembering this long gaze. Landry,

What Is Gong On World
Well this is my first blog post since I have joined this sight and yeah. I have been back from Iraq now for a little over a week now and have been drunk for almost the entire time. LOL. So yeah I am just sitting here right now being bored out of my mind and I am getting ready to go and go on leave in a few more weeks and I am going to be drinking alot more. So yeah hello everyone my name is Daryl and I am always open to new friends so yeah I am here and will be here for a while LOL. Well got to go for now.

My Speeding Ticket..
I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY... I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT, UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT... One Sign You're Driving Too Fast........ This one is destined to become a classic, if this doesn't make you laugh or at least smile ... you need to think seriously about getting professional assistance. So Have fun and send it to a friend who needs a smile.

012308 Love Tarot
The Knight of Wands card suggests that proposals or ideas could come out of the blue, and you may need to think fast on your feet or improvise. This could be an opportunity to add spark or zest to your love life or relationship or to follow through on romantic plans. You might feel lost or crazy in love. Things could go too far or too fast, however, especially if one of you is unable to keep up with the changes.

Paying Tribute -lilmsmaria
LilMsMaria My Fu-Owner!! Show her some Mad Fu Luv!! ~&hearts~~&hearts~~&hearts~~&hearts~~&hearts~~&hearts~~&hearts~~&hearts~ She is always there whenever anyone needs help. She is a wonderful Lady and a great friend. She's cute, funny and a never ending surprise. She is an overall beautiful person. So will you please visit her page... Rate Her, Fan Her, and Add Her! You will not regret it her page is filled with great music, graphics, and laughs! This link will take you to her page... LilMsMaria~R/L Wife of Russ 007~ Wicked Storm Crew~&~Sisters 4 Life~Rider of the Love Machine~@ fubar Once you've been to her page, please continue to show her love by help her out in a giveaway that she doing to get a 6- Month VIP! Click the picture below to go to the contest. Ge

More Poetry
You've got a thin line between Heaven and Hell You make it easy to cross 'cause you hide it so well You're so sketchy with the games you play You drag men by the heart in your own special way To you breaking the rules seems fair As long as you get what you want, you just don't care You smile so sweet as you watch them falling Breaking hearts is your true calling This is your game, so lets play by your rules But I'm telling you now darlin', I am nobody’s fool I know your motives and I know them well You've got a thin line between Heaven and Hell

Men Fetishes And Kinky Shit Mmmmm!
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Just Things To Think About
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put whe

Federal Reserve Fraud – What Our Government Does Not Want You To Know!
Money as Debt Paul Grignon's 47-minute animated presentation of "Money as Debt" tells in very simple and effective graphic terms what money is and how it ... all is being created. It is an entertaining way to get the message out. The Cowichan Citizens Coalition and its "Duncan Initiative" received high praise from those who previewed it. I recommend it as a painless but hard-hitting educational tool and encourage the widest distribution and use by all groups concerned with the present unsustainable monetary system in Canada and the United States. Monopoly Money (Federal Reserve Fraud) The Federal Reserve, or the Fed as it is lovingly called, may be one of the most mysterious entities in modern American government. ... Created during Wilson's presidency to protect the economy in times of financial turmoil, its real business remains to be discovered. During the Wilson presidency, the U.S. government sanctions the creation of the Federal Reserve. Thought by many to be

Doont Know How To Feel
now i dont know if u know about seth the poem a farwell has his but now it also seems like justyn which oddly enough also went toward the tattoo i wanted with toxic love in it anyways... seth is clearly going to jail or prison for a long time and i just dont know how to feel the last things he did to me makes me hate him and i know i didnt deserve that but yet i love him... and yet i didnt want bad for him and sadly yes even though i didnt want to talk to him hoped id see him soon but with this i think it makes it offically final because after that he wont be the same and all with all that time to think and such its sad but i dont care does this make me a bad person that i dont care that the person i love is going away behind bars??? i feel so apathetic at times... sigh i just want to be loved and he finialy did for a long time was truly the only one i guess elfishly i know now i am truly alone

House Of Representatives Vs The U.s. Constitution
I must say that I am just completely CHILLED TO THE BONE in regards to "H.Res. Bill 847 - Recognizing the importance of Christmas and the Christian faith" which was passed on December 11th, 2007. This bill and its H.R. passing have brought a tear to my eye for my fellow Pagans and our continuous struggle towards equality under the U.S. Constitution. Resolved, That the House of Representatives-- (1) recognizes the Christian faith as one of the great religions of the world; (2) expresses continued support for Christians in the United States and worldwide; (3) acknowledges the international religious and historical importance of Christmas and the Christian faith; (4) acknowledges and supports the role played by Christians and Christianity in the founding of the United States and in the formation of the western civilization; (5) rejects bigotry and persecution directed against Christians, both in the United States and worldwide; and (6) expresses its deepest respect to American

Fu-bucks...
i was just curious..... how does a person accumulate fu-bucks? Do you get some every time you leave comments? Or when you get gifts? I don't understand about them? Can someone shed some light on this subject for me? I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks

Random Rant
Ok, first of all, for the guys that can't read: I AM HAPPILY TAKEN! I do not want to see your penis, I do not want to talk to you on any messenger, I do not want to talk dirty to you on here, and I do not want you at all, sexually! If you want to be friends and nothing more, that's fine. If you do not understand any of the above, please leave my page and kindly go fuck yourself. Thank you. :) Now, for the guys that still won't quit after I tell them all of that: If you feel that you have to go and down rate my page and pictures just because I do not want you, please read the last 2 sentences of the previous paragraph. As for my "friends" on here. I have asked a couple of times for help and yet still the same 5 people help me all of the time. If you are on my friends list, I expect you to help me if I need it, and I would do the same for you. Anyone that has ever helped me knows that I have done the same for them. If you can't do that simple favor for me, expect to be taken off of

Are You A Sex Goddess?
Are You a Sex Goddess? 15 Ways to Know for Sureby Tracey Cox (see more from this contributor)So maybe you've never had any complaints, but... how can you really tell if you rate high on the sex-skills scale ‑- or if you still have some tricks to learn? Well, there are some essential signs that back up your bedroom abilities ‑- and they're not as obvious as you might think. Put your between-the-sheets talents to the test. 1. You've Got the Right Attitude In the 1970s, famous sexologists Masters and Johnson discovered that sexual pleasure involves the brain as much as the body. They proclaimed sex as "psychophysiological," which basically means that if you've got the right attitude, the physical rewards will be substantial. So what is required to reach the holy grail of sexual satisfaction? There are three main traits: knowledge (a solid understanding of how your body and your partner's body work), experience (practice makes perfect) and an open mind (the ability to let go of

Amazing!
Its Amazing... How one person can change your life How a smile from you can erase everything bad How life seems less scary when your holding my hand. Its Phenomenal... How fate brings two strangers together How I survived before I knew you How, Whenever I'm with you its like a great new adventure. Its Beautiful... How love can be so unconditional How learning about you is like reading my favorite story. And Im so thankful... That Im able to know this Amazing Phenomenal Beautiful person and because... I Love You!

Welcum To Jacqueline's World...
Cum learn all the erotic and exotic secrets to massage and wellness to enhance your sexual libido!! Mingle with some of the Bay Area’s sexiest LifeStyle members while indulging in an Erotic Pamper Soirée‘!! KC and Jacqueline, the beautiful Magie Noire hostesses, will greet you with rose pedals guiding the way to our private oasis . . . Cum soak up the comforts of our luxurious oasis designed to indulge any one’s soul. With two levels including a fireplace for that cozy feeling, two full size bathrooms designed with a contemporary flair, two balconies and many many other comfortable amenities. Indulge in mini sensual massage treatments designed to enhance your libido during this erotic evening. Each treatment is 30 minutes for only $45. Book two treatments for $90 and book 3 treatments for only $125. Exotic Treatments include: Complimentary champagne or wine Fresh fruit and water Light edibles Enjoyable

Dying My Hair.....
hehe...ok im dying my hair...lets see how well this turns out..lol ive never done it myself...and im kinda retarded when it comes to these easy kinda things...so im hoping...really hoping...it turns out ok..cuz i do have to work tomorrow..hahaha.... hehe i just put the dye in the hair..and now i have to sit here for 25 minutes waiting...so lets see how it turns out... :) ill let u know ;)

My Kama Sutra Position
Your Kama Sutra Position is The Whale and PufferFish This position is crazy and will allow both parties to climax very quickly. To start off this position, the woman will lie down on the bed, with her head on a pillow. Then she will raise her hips and taking her weights on her shoulders and neck. The man will then kneel down in front of her . He will use both his hands to hold her buttock for support and control the movement. The woman every five seconds blows air into her cheeks and lets the spikes protrude from her back. She has become feral. At this point, the whale must calm and soothe the fearful and powerful pufferfish. The whale bellows deeply as the pufferfish slowly releases air through her nose valve...while slowly removing the last of their clothes. Then they do it donkey style; the point when the whale and pufferfish become one in congress.

The Cold, Hard Truth, Men
Are there actually women looking for older men, or is there an unwritten rule that says older than 55 need not apply?? I don't know if it's my profile or not (I cannot afford profile help), but I do not get too many responses. The ones who do reply say, "I don't think we would be a good match" or (I liked this one an awful lot) "I am taking a break from dating for now." -- Tom P., 58, St. Louis, Missouri Tom, usually, but not always, when younger women seek an older man it's because they see dollar signs in him. And since you can't afford profile help, they sense that and steer clear of you. I've a better idea. Seek women your age, even a bit older, and you may find the love of your life. Forget trying to date younger women -- get real. Find a mate who is close to your age. You'll be much happier. “it's because they see dollar signs in him”

Moo Shu Pork
Moo shu pork Combine pork, soy sauce corn starch and sugar Saute ginger Add pork and stir fry one minute Throw in onions ½ t on crepe, pork in lower third, fold in sides and roll up Crepes ½ cup flour ¼ teaspoon salt ¾ cup 1% milk 2 large egg whites 1 large egg 1. Combine flour and salt in bowl.Combine milk, egg whites, and egg in bowl, stir well. Gradually add flour mixture 2. Plae 8 inch crepe pan or non stick skillet over med heat until hot. Pour ¼ cup batter into pan, quickly tilting pan so that batter covers whole pan in thin film. 3. Cook 1-2 minutes, carefully lift edges to test for doneness. Crepe is ready to turn when it shakes loosly from pan 4. Turn over and cook for 15 seconds on other side 5. Place crepe on a towel. Stir batter between crepes. Stack crepes between single layers of wax paper or paper towels to prevent sticking.

The Pledge Of Alligence
If I may, may I recite it and try to explain to you the meaning of each word?" I me, an individual, a committee of one. Pledge dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self pity. Allegiance my love and my devotion. To the flag our standard, Old Glory, a symbol of freedom. Wherever she waves, there's respect because your loyalty has given her a dignity that shouts freedom is everybody's job! United that means that we have all come together. States individual communities that have united into 48 great states. Forty-eight individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose; all divided with imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that's love for country. And to the republic a state in which sovereign power is invested in representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people and it's from the peo

Challenger's Legacy Lives On By Inspiring The Next Generation
Whilst still grieving their loss, the families of the STS-51L mission decided to set up the Challenger Space (Learning) Centers, ensuring the spirit of exploration - which had cost their loved ones their lives - would live on in the generations to follow. The Challenger Center for Space Science Education was founded on April 24, 1986 - just three months after the disaster, immediately raising funds that included donations from shuttle contractors and even the then US vice president. It has since grown into an international organization, based around a principle message that was carried into aboard by Christa McAuliffe - who was selected from among more than 11,000 applicants to be the first teacher in space. 22 years on, and McAuliffe's dream of inspiring students via space exploration lives on, thanks to the work of the people like Denise Terpstra, Flight Director at the Challenger Space Center in Peoria, Arizona. 'I feel by providing the students simple and basi

Message For All Auction Entrants!
If you are in the auction or want to be, make sure you add me to your friends list and send me a private message so that i can add you to my family. My friends list is over 700 people and i cant find you! So add and message to make things easier. Also, I will be leaving messages for everyone on my blog to keep people up to date! Oh and just so u know i work and go to school during the day so i cant get too much done before 6pm most days. If you need help or have a problem you can message MarkMurderous (hes in my list and most of you know him) and he can try to help. Otherwise you are fucked until i get home! Happy Bidding! -Mynda

A Friend For All Seasons
True friendship is like a strong sturdy tree It matures and spreads its branches giving comfort It yields itself to us without condition or request It's there for a reason to help us through each season. In the spring it blooms new hopes and dreams for the future In the summer it reassures us when the heart grows restless In the fall, when the twilight years fade to gray it consoles us And in the winter, it shows compassion when the end is near. True friendship is like life giving rain that nurtures our spirit It is a beacon of trust that guides us in those troubled times It calms the tempest storm that stirs from within us It will always and forever be the landmark of our soul.

How Do You Smell, You Might Be A Winner..
Good Morning. If you had plans to visit Michigan today… CHANGE THEM!!!! The roads are absolutely terrible, the temperature is in the single digits throughout the state and perhaps colder in the U.P. and blowing conditions make driving seem like you are driving through a glass of 2% milk. No Joke! Other then that the state is great. It took me 40 minutes to drive the 13 minutes it normally takes. Semi’s off or jack knifed and roads are like a glare ice underneath and on top packed slicker then a cats ass snow… So that is the weather in our area, stay tuned for the news… I seen where this new dating service had started up out in Massachusetts. It is strange to say the least and costly. A startup Massachusetts dating service has the usual questionnaires about likes and dislikes, but bases compatibility specifically on how one person smells to another (straights and gays accommodated). Eric Holzle's ScientificMatch.com tests each person's "major his to compatibility complex" (MHC) genes

What Its Like To Be Me
basically starting now i have lived alone, for most my life,yes been happy..had 2 failed relationships but lived with it since its deemed possible that God doesnt want me to have one, i am too old for preisthood lol so thats out, so i just sit here and wonder if, "hey...am i just here to amuse people in my life and not be happy?" or is there really someone round my age out there and we are missing each other for some god awful reason? lol. i have had angioplasty done for my heart due to chest pains that were gettin worse n worse..now ifeel fine and i think most ladies are afraid that i may croak....and get left with nothing but pain. i live check to check..fixed income. so that is partially of it too i think...but oh well...they dont realize that hey...i am actually a very nice guy who has a heart full of love and is willing to share it with any lucky lady.....any lady out there.....but i guess nice guys do come last!

2008 Editor’s Choice Award Poem
Pain She closes her eyes to the pain. She knows tomorrow will be the same. Nothing will ever change the pain she feels from Trying to be herself in a world that don't want her. She hates the prison that she resides in. She is dying inside for a chance to break free. The scars remind her of the choices she has made. She looks for a way out. The walls seem to be closing in on her. All she wants is a moment that is hers To clear the way to her freedom. Heather J McVey Copyright ©2008 Heather J McVey

Train Of Thought (parts One Thru Eleven)
Wandered here to mesmerize stayed here to scrutinize layed here to buglarize our souls from our own eyes like a damn cheapshot waiting for daylight when we'll raise arms and fight until a thousand midnights go by my train of thought Fears have been stirred as our dream are brutally massacred now our lives, blurred as our speech is slurred because our eyes are bloodshot feeling like a hired gun and I'm trying to outrun the blast from a shotgun on top of my train of thought Entering this sleep, hypnotic the world around me, chaotic why is life considered exotic when everyone here is psychotic? thinking as an afterthought the only thing left is doubt are we all supposed to fade-out? because someone sold out? are our minds that distraught? As my emotions swung to my slain dreams, I clung the pain stung and screams unsung can't be heard from a blindspot realizing, shock seeing your own cellblock like a movie from Hitchcock floating through my train o

Weather Forces Parade Cancellations
Weather forces tonight's parades to cancel, reschedule 12:18 PM CST on Thursday, January 31, 2008 WWLTV.com All three parades set to roll in New Orleans Thursday night were forced to cancel their ride due to the threat of severe weather, the New Orleans Police Department confirmed. The Krewe of Muses has rescheduled for Friday at 8 p.m. The Knights of Babylon will roll Sunday at 11:15 a.m. The Krewe of Chaos will not parade this year

Well Then.....
I'm no longer The King of Random, I guess I've been dethroned. Fine. Those other blogs, looking back now, were kinda angry. I'm not really that angry right now. I think I finally found some sort of inner peace that I've been longing to find for sometime now....... Nah, I'm just kidding. Let the Random begin!!! Who said the Stumble Inn was dead!?!?! *ding* fries are done. Doc, I know you hate NY, but don't worry about her, hanging with Puck will be just like old times again. Thanks to Kole for helping me level to Pimp. I miss Jane's Addiction This should take care of the NSFW stuff.....FUCK YOU!!!! Ya know that Episode of Family Guy when Stewie and Brian are on the train going to Rhode Island and they sing that song "Rhode Island Bound." One day, that's me. Rhode Island bound. I've never been there. Luck is for losers. She talks to Angels. Sit me down, shut me up and tell me 10 things I didn't know before. See you at the Stumble Inn.

I'm Taking Sometime Off....
I'm sorry to say, I'm going to be taking a little time off from Fubar. Right now, I have a lot of personal demons and issues I need to deal with! I hope all of you can understand. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Love to you all!

Get Real
So someone please explain to me? WHAT is the Thrill and excitement of being FAKE? I am tried of getting f*cked around and dicked off by people that think they are cool by being how they're not. GROW THE FUCK UP! If all you are here to do is Fuck with people then you have issues you need to have checked. Seriously don't you have better things to do than just see how many people you can tear apart or make feel like crap. Here's my thought.... you have to make OTHERS feel like SHIT because YOU think you are special. NEWS FREAKING FLASH!!!! ALL YOU ARE IS AN ASSHOLE with NO LIFE..... STAY AWAY from my life if all you wanna do is start drama.....don't need the shit.... Alright i vented yet agin... wtf people grow up

My Shattered Bones
Dr. Mohler's report for expedited authorization of my CT scan says I have "comminuted fractures of the distal radius and ulna." Comminuted is a fancy medical term that simply put means fractures that shatter the bone into a lot of small pieces. He also states that "both fractures are articular", articular means joint, and my "radius is moderately shortened and angulated-about 10 degrees dorsal angulation. There is considerable dorsal radial metaphyseal comminution" which means the under side of my radius between the end and the middle of the bone, the wrist, is shattered into a lot of small pieces... but, "the radiocarpal articulation appears anatomically aligned." radiocarpal articulation = wrist joint. So, both arm bones are shattered into a lot of little pieces, near the wrist/hand joint end of both bones, the largest bone being "considerably" shattered at the wrist as well.

Omg What A Weekend!
Well, we have survived to Sunday =) This weekend has been insane. Yesterday my son's friend STEPPED ON my bird, my female sun conure, Kiwi. So needless to say I am devastated. Enjoy your week! Kisses, Kel =)