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“promises Of Life” By Jöseph Lee Foster-shumpert-lear, 1999
“Promises of Life” by Jöseph Lee Foster-Shumpert-Lear, 1999 Published 7 November 2005 :: Poetry Read more by Jöseph Lee Foster-Shumpert-Lear A gun is fired. . . Promises made Promises broken What words they say Those best left unspoken Years ago I lost her to a gun Trusting her to live her lie; I turned away for a second Before I knew it; She was in my arms, And we were bleeding No cares No worries in our ways Only the sweet promises of death I love you, Angela But I could not take My last breathe I’m sorry the Pain lived on, And that I could not release it from your heart Promises made While most are broken Who was I To let you die Never to keep our promises of life
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Hooker's Progress...
Hooker's Progress Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one day just talking about the business. The youngest one complained, "You know Mom and Grandma, now guys want a blow job and a fuck for $100! I don't think I can stay in business at those prices." Her Mom thinks for a while and says, "Well dear, in my day we would give a blow job for only $25 and we considered ourselves lucky to get that!" Grandma looks at her daughter and her grandaughter and says, "The both of you don't know what tough times really are. Back during the depression we used to give blow jobs for free because we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
So i managed to get myself up to spot 7 last night. This morning Ilook and I'm all the way back in the middle of page 2!? This contest is fucking rigged hardcore. Now I'm back on the bottom of page one.;0( please continue to vote once per day and help me get back up top. I just want to win this and get it done already! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for July!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
Cum Visit Me
Hey all you sexy CT members, Cum Visit me, Rate me,Add me and I will be Very Greatful I promise... Love Always... SharkyShark
What To Do ....
So it has turned out sunnier than they said it was going to be today. Should I go out and tan, or can you think of a better way for me to spend my Saturday?
I Hope You See This!
Love is wonderful, but the process of blending your life with another person's can also be a lot of work. So just go step by step. Evaluate your situation and your collective needs with lots of compassion.
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Jealous People
this girl is the reason my default is a low rating, she gave it a oneladams87@ CherryTAP
From A Guys Point Of View
From a real man's perspective, and not a pervert's ™From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad
More About Sex...
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Anyone Know This Doctor??
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe
When a new friend comes into your life you make room in your heart That small corner that says you are special in my life You never imagine it might one day turn into something else Sometimes it is something more Sometimes it is something less Each new friend brings new experiences and love Another to share another to learn It is a give and take of equals not to be squandered or abused Friends understand when life takes a turn They are there for you just as you are there for them When friends become more than just friends You can't live without them or so it seems Life seems incomplete when they are not there You know you have found a true friend in love The friendship will remain and stand the test of time What is meant to happen will happen one day But your friendship means more to me than I can say In you I have found a spirit like mine Distance doesn't stop the connection from being It only heightens the awareness of what we are missing You are my friend
Ways To Find Me!
Before I leave........ I forgot, if you want to contact me or for those who want me to contact them,leave me an e-mail via Cherry Tap and I will contact you or I will give you my contact info...... either way is Ok with me...Well I am out for the day, take care and thanks for those friends who have faith and have the best wishes for me and I return the same thoughts for you as well. Pete
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My Life
THE FOOL THAT FOLLOWS Between this happening to me and the fact that my ex wife left me......I don't know what was a worst blow to me. Feb 2005...don't remember the date is when I finally opened my eyes and realized something my mom had asked me when I was younger. "Who is the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool that follows?" I now know the anwser to that question and so don't everyone else. Not only did he pull a gun on someone for no reason other than to try to prove that he is another ingnorant black person, he pulled me down right with him. And I fuckin let him, and I let the cops, and his father as well. Its not the fact that we both got in trouble, its the fact his father came to my house after the fact and basically sold me out, and the black race in my opinion. Basically told me he was gonna make sure that I got in trouble for what his son had did. Now I don't give a fuck what drew or any of his so called friends think, it was fucked up period. I wasn't totally inoc
Break Me
I cried a lot tonight. Im not sure if it has really hit me yet though. My mother is gone. The one person who was always there for me even when i didnt want her to be. She was my life for the past two years, and now what? How am i supposed to pick my life back up without her there to make me laugh when the shit hits the fan. Its my first night back at the house. I keep going into her bedroom to see if she will be laying there with macbeth watching tv like usual...but no, its just an empty bed. Even though shes not in pain anymore my selfish side has just kicked in. I was driving to whitney and crystals apartment today and i noticed myself driving the wrong way on 45...i was going back to the hospice. i dont know how im still breathing. it hurts like hell...and i havent even seen the worst of it yet. im pretty lost right now. i have to go back to work sometime soon, i dont know when. but soon. im trying to be as happy as i can be but how is that possible? How can i get over
Juggalo/juggalette Or Juffalo/juffahoe
Juggalo/Juggalette or Juffalo/Juggahoe? Juggalo/JuggaletteSup Ninja? I knew ya waz down wit da klown. MMCLTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Is This What Love Is?
Is this what loves about? Your loving eyes sooth me Like gentle waves upon the sand When fear harbors in me Your there holding my hand I feel your arms around me Like wind leaves in the fall Some how your strength surrounds me As you hear my silent call I feel your love inside me Though I fight to keep it out My walls are slowly breaking down Is this what loves about?
Can't Sleep
so here I sit wide awake while my hubby is sound asleep in our room- our lil one has been doing some nice kicks here and there- kinda hard to fall asleep when u get a sudden jab or kick - but she's letting us know she's alive and doing her lil irish jig as I call it. I'll be 27 wks this week so the 3rd trimester is finally here . My mom took us baby shopping on Thurs. Ended up getting a travel system stroller and put in an order for a glidder- also waitng to see if out bid on a house was accepted - find out on tues - I hope it was accepted since it's 4 blocks from my folks and the house is perfect for us. as for other things going on in my life- our roomie aka my fag is leaving for Arizona for a month or two to stay with one of our mates- took him to his moms pad earlier so he could spend the week there getting his stuff ready and hanging with his family- I'm going to miss him a lot - A hag w/o her fag - god is that depressing - we usually go clubbing on wed and this wed will be ou
~~~~~~~~~just Lori~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Chicken Wraps Olé
Prep/Cook Time: 10 minutes Ingredients: 1 can Campbell's® Condensed Creamy Ranchero Tomato Soup 1/2 cup water 2 cups cooked chicken strips 4 flour tortillas (10"), warmed 1/4 cup shredded Mexican cheese blend Directions: MIX soup, water and chicken in saucepan. Heat through. SPOON 1/2 cup chicken mixture down center of each tortilla. Top with 1 tbsp. cheese. Fold tortilla around filling. Makes 4 wraps.
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Save Me
This smile is fake Its plastered to my face. I use it as a shield to hide The sickening pain I feel inside. I wish I could tell someone my deep dark secret But I have no one to tell who will keep it. The truth is I've never fallen so hard Everytime I've been ripped apart it has left me scarred Across my heart I'm trying to find a way to slowly piece myself back together. I might give up because it feels like its taking forever. I try to prepare my heart to be shattered But in the end its not like any of my effort even mattered. My face is stained from the tears that I cry. My strength is gone after how hard I've tried. I need someone to come save me from this disatser. Everyday it aches and my heart starts sinking faster.
Internet Access Yay!
Thank goodness for internet access at work. Work has slowed down alot for me lately and I'm just glad I can browse the internet and access Cherrytap to keep me entertained at times. I have to be here in the office at least 10 to 12 hours a day if not more. They just like to see people working long hours. I guess it makes the company feel better about their employess. I on the other hand think it's unfair. I mean people do have lives outside of work right?
My Health
Well in the past I have posted blogs about the illnesses with my mother and mother in law, Well now I guess its my turn. Im my last blogs I wrote about me having fibromylgia syndrome. Well, at that time I was in a mild attack, I could walk with the help of a cane and the pain was not quite unbearable. Since then I have got worse. The pain is excruciating at times. I am now unable to walk. I have to use a wheelchair to get around. It hurts to sit to long but I am not able to move. I have to depend on my kids to bring me what I need and it sux. I try not to be a burden on him, hes only 16, but if i need him hes here in a second. I honestly dont know what I would do without him. I want this to go away so bad, I need it to go away. I wouldnt mind anyone that knows what I'm going through to talk to me, I would love to share with someone that knows. Well, I'm finnished venting for the day. I will post more later
Ummm.. Now What
You currently have 789 of 280 uploaded. So I have to delete to upload..? Can I rip and they will stay.. or will they poof to internet lala land? holy wow to figuring out what pics to get rid of
Appetizer Pinata Meatballs
1 lb. ground beef 1/4 c. chopped raisins 1/3 c. dry bread crumbs 1/4 c. milk 1 egg 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. onion salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 36 small pimento-stuffed olives 1/2 c. or more Catalina French dressing Combine meat, raisins, bread crumbs, milk, egg and seasonings. Mix lightly. Shape meat mixture around olives into balls. Brown meatballs in dressing over low heat. Cover and continue to cook over low heat 10 minutes, turning meatballs occasionally. Makes 3 dozen appetizers.
8 Days......
Well in 8 days I walk into a courtroom to have my Wife finish what she started over a year ago. Yes boys and girls it's time for Divorce court. I cannot sa how it will go, or what the future holds. In my mind I knew, for really the last 18 months that this was the way it would be, but it was all an abstract. Not really real. There have been moments of reinforcement, clarity. Signing the pre-divorce agreement, recieving the paperwork, things of that nature. But until the date was set, it too was an abstract. These are all things that I will address in deep, deep detail in the book. I have found though it is only under deep diress, and extreme circumstances that you find a person's true charecter. Who the really are beneathe the facade that so many people place in front of themselves to show the world what we want them to see. But when things are at their worst you tend to see the truth about someone. For most it seems that the truth is subjective. A few folks asked me about posting the
problem - SOLVED!
The Pettiness. . .
Those who occupy their minds with small matters, generally become incapable of greatness.
So Ok...i Am A Lame Ass...
i need like 2500 to level...anyone wanna help?
Anger's like a bullet, it hits you deep and hard it makes you feel unhappy, it makes you feel so scarred Anger rips your soul apart, it scares your friends away it makes you mean and hateful, causing words you shouldnt say. Angers unpredictable, its like a spooky song It lingers in your mind for days, it gets you in the wrong Anger causes heartache, it goes on for so long it makes you mad and snappy, it stops you feeling strong. Anger is a similie, it connects so many words it likes to play inside you brain,where it is never heard Anger stops you loving, it makes you feel such hate. So always let it go, before you are too late
I just wanted to give a shout out to some of the cool people i have met on here. its not easy to get to know me, and the few people i have let in i want you guys to know i love you all and cherish the friendships we have.
Everbody Wins
Make A Complete Skin By Mr.edit
The following is everything you need to make a complete skin, you don’t need anyone else’s help to do such. If you don’t understand something post a comment in this blog and I’ll get back to you with the answer to your question(s) (DO NOT send me a message asking me how to it if you don’t fully understand the coding below (same goes for a shout and a comment on my page). Breaking this rule will result in no help from me, please follow directions, thanks. Also where you see /*text here*/ it’s not read in the coding, so you can use it to keep track of what’s what in the coding. So it’s easier to change. I hope this tutorial has been helpful to you. Mr.Edit™ /*body*/ body { CSS properties here } /*table user*/ table.user { CSS properties here } /*hover menu*/ #fixedtipdiv{ CSS properties here } /*links*/ A:link{ CSS properties here } A:visited{ CSS properties here } A:active{ CSS properties here } A:hover { CSS properties here } /*top header*/ table.top_heade
Happy Hump Day Everyone!!
MY HOROSCOPE 4 THE DAY LMAO YES IM A FLIRT TOO LOL :) A little lighthearted flirtation never did anyone harm in the workplace, as long as everyone knows how to act like an adult. In fact, it just might make the work day fly by much more quickly, so bat those eyelashes! HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYONE!! MUCH LOVE, XOXOX JEN
Welcome To My Abode
I've been thinking a lot about homes lately. no, not to put the parents in, nothing like that, but homes, a place to live. Yeah, I live with my parents right now and one day I may even have this place, but do I really want to live here the rest of my life. What kind of home would I like and where. My tastes have varied over the years, but lately I've managed to narrow the choices down. Oh, I've had some nice ones over the years and the tastes have varied. Once, I thought about a Geodesic Dome home, during my modernistic, environmental phase. Then there was the farm up in Virginia, off the Blue Ridge Parkway. Even a Houseboat on the lake. So here's my top 5: 5 - A beach house with wrap around porch, either down on the coast of Sc or Texas. 4 - An Adobe Hacienda somewhere in New Mexico or Arizona. I've always loved the desert and would love to live there. 3 - A cozy cottage in Ireland or Scotland complete with Thatched roof. you've probably seen the kind in travel books, lo
what each kiss means -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements
Just Droppin' In
Hi, everyone! It's been awhile since I've been in to say "HI" to everyone. How have you all been doing? It's been pretty crazy around here the past few weeks. I'm back at work now, on a regular basis...after missing 4 days for Dad's funeral. I've also been working some split shifts...which takes a little more time out of my day, but does give me a couple of hours in the afternoon, to do stuff if I need to. We're leaving Saturday evening to head to Indiana. We will be stopping in St. Louis, to pick up Lee's niece, Alex, and then she'll be going to Indy with us, and will be staying with Lee's mom/Grandma for a week or so. She's flew in from Fl. We'll be headed back to MO somtime on Monday. It will another one of those VERY late nights, I'm sure, getting back home. We never seem to leave when we say we need to, but just figure "oh well"....if we don't get home till 2am...we just don't get home till 2am! lol We have been getting to IN more often, but still seems like such a short
Update On Bruce
ok the docs say it is a pineal cyst and he meets with a neuro surgeon hopefully by the end of the week so they can determine if he needs surgery or not.
Can He Be Trusted?
What can u say if your significant other says he can't get it up? But if he comes on site he can get an arousal
We need to ask ourselves ... Are we building bridges from our hearts to one another or building blocks between us? Are we finding the things we have in common with one another or are we focusing on our differences? Every person on Mother Earth wants to be Loved and wants to give Love. Every person wants to be accepted and acknowledged. Open to the Love that you are, beautiful one. There is so much of life to be lived no matter what circumstances surround us. Understand how and what to change so all of life becomes a celebration. Learn how to find the good and feel the good in all things ... including yourself. Living life to its fullest and having happiness always was never meant to be hidden. It all awaits our wanting to discover it. Do we really understand the profound difference we could make in another's life if we would express the beautiful Love that lives inside each one of us? Become the Divine Love that You Truly Are ... because you hold the Love
Leaving Saturday
well ive been in arizona since feb 13 2007...its been to hot theres nothing to do here no jobs or anything around here....i recommend anyone who planned on movin here not to..well at least not to mesa.... we are leaving saturday to go back to michigan i cant wait...back to my home state where i can have my baby somewhere cooler.... finally outta the horrible sucks... well its 242 am and im still not tired...gettin there but not tired enough to go to sleep yet.. my fiance got a bad sunburn and im more worried about him then sleeping..anyways im bored and yea so on..
Alternate Transportation…
Do you ever wonder? I mean I am sure you do but, what I am asking is this. Things that we take for granted on a daily basis…do you wonder where they came from and how they came. Take for instance the Bicycle. We have all at one time or another owned, rode or wanted one. The Bicycle was said to be invented by a couple of French men back in 1860, Bicycle History in Debate Some history books will state that Pierre and Ernest Michaux, the French father and son team of carriage-makers, invented the first bicycle during the 1860s. Historians now disagree and there is evidence that the bicycle is older than that. However, historians do agree that Ernest Michaux did invent the modern bicycle pedal and cranks in 1861. Baron Karl Drais von Sauerbronn - Early Bicycles The German Baron Karl Drais von Sauerbronn invented the "Laufmaschine" or "Running Machine", a type of pre-bicycle. The steerable Laufmaschine was made entirely of wood and had no pedals; a rider would push his/her feet against t
Update On Contest
My First Blog
wow I like the CT people the is different and I am having lots of fun! anyone want to be my friend just ask :) well off to add more hot photos
what would be the grossest thing someone could ever do in haveing sex?
The Hijacking Of America
It never ceases to amaze me how complacent Americans have become with respect to our politics. We actually have a level of corrruption that we allow! That should come as no shock to anyone as it isn't any really earthshaking news. But when I was running the other day, it really struck me that we whine about everything incessantly, yet we rarely do anything about it besides hope that the other side wins in the next election. As for that matter, why is it always rich people that win? I mean besides money, power, connections, and access to more powerful people, what do the rich really have? Well, they have a vested interest in keeping themselves rich and that is a fact. Really, does anyone say, "Man, I want to be poor one day!" It is so infuriating to see the same ol' arguments being dredged up by the lackluster politicians day after day: gay marriage, abortion, and who is more Christian. What a frigging pathetic group of never-do-wells do we have supposedly representin
wow...dinner smells so good. I just finished out on the new grill....Im so proud of myself...I didn't light myself on fire lol. :D
University Of Florida News Update
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from The University of Florida has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At the news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the crap out of him.
Boody Call Commandments
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises VI. Thou shalt scream my name often II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. IX. There shall be no "pillow talk." V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!
CONTENTMENT Have you ever, at any one time, had the feeling that life is bad, real bad, and you wish you were in another situation? You find life make things difficult for you, work sucks, life sucks, everything seems to go wrong... Read the following story... it may change your views about life: After a conversation with one of my friends, he told me despite taking 2 jobs, he brings back barely above 1K per month, he is happy as he is. I wonder how he can be as happy as he is considering he has to skimp his life with the low pay to support a pair of old parents, in-laws, a wife, 2 daughters and the many bills of a household. He explained that it was through one incident that he saw in India ... that happened a few years ago when he was really feeling low and touring India after a major setback. He said that right in front of his very eyes he saw an Indian mother chop off her child's right hand with a chopper. The helplessness in the mother's eyes, the scr
There Is A Reason...
There is a genuine reason why I've not been on much recently, and why I am not keeping in contact with people as best as I should be doing. Its NOT that I don't like any of you at all, it is quite a sad reason which I do not want to share with everyone, but just please bear with me and do not assume anything. If you are a real friend you will wait for me :)
Chicken Breasts Stroganoff Style
1 large (4-6 oz) Skinless, Boneless Chicken Breast 1/3 of a Bell Green Pepper, stem and seeds removed 1/3 cup of sliced and/or diced onion 1/2 of a small can (4 oz size) of mushroom pieces and stems 2 tablespoons of butter 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg 2 tablespoons of sour cream 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon of ground pepper 1/2 cup of white wine Saute the onion and mushrooms in butter until the onion is nearly transparent, cut the chicken breast and the bell pepper into thin slices and add along with the nutmeg and salt. When the chicken turns white and the peppers become limp, add the rest of the ingredients and cook over a medium heat until the chicken is completely cooked through, about 10 minutes. Serve over cooked rice or pasta. Serves 1
Any One Has Any Ideas
looking for new ideas for the bikers clubhouse bar and grill if u have any let me know
Stupid Family Members
You know I just don't get this. I have a sister that is an alcoholic, and addicted to perscription meds and she just does not get the fact that she is slowly killing herself. I have tried to talk to her, but what I finally did was cut her off until she is ready to get serious about needing some help. Am I wrong? Then I have a brother in law that thinks that it is funny to use women for sex then dump them after he ahs slept with them. That I guess is not the real problem but then he has to come and tell me all about it. I guess that he has forgotten that I am a woman and hate men who do this. I told him to back off and he got mad at me and now is being so childish that I can't stand him. I don't know does anyone think that I have a really screwed up family or what?
Check Out My New Pics
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Nomore Pain.
As I watch the wax drip slowly from the candles side,I gently touch it and watch it dry...Like a second skin it forms on me,Not a burn,Just a little sting.I like this feeling that I have found ...But I need more to keep me aroused.I take a sharp knife and scrape off whats left,Only to pour more and put my pain to the test.As I lay there with a quiet sigh,I let the knife fall to my inner thigh.I feel the blade scrape against my flesh...This sensation will be my test.I guide the knife deeper in my skin letting the blood flow out from within.As this liquid flows from my body and hits the cold air,I close my eyes to ponder and stare...From within my eyes I feel this slight pain,Not really hurting,It's actually quite tame.I cut once more...But deeper this time feeling the blade cut my insides.I can feel metal as I pull it out,Watching my blood really gush out.I got quite excited But then didn't care,Cause I knew I would now die right then and there.I took the pain,I did past my test... But
Omg!!! Cherrytap Is Gonna Be No More??
Yes in a very short time Cherrytap will be on the internet using a new name. Baby J made some new changes and wants to change the name. For all info on this new change please check out Baby J's blog. Cherrytap is going to be Fubar
Gosh This Sucks
Man, this sucks big time. It is a Friday night and my big ass is sitting home bored as hell. Plus it is only 10:00. Since I am so bored I will probably be going to bed early if I don't find anything to do. I think it will do me some good just sitting home tonight and relaxing anyway. I wish I would get rid of this dang cold that I have. I had enough Jager for a week anyway. I think after Monday I refuse to have any Jager. Whew the next day I was miserable! But I guess Ill sit on the Internet until I get tired and play on Mojo, MySpace, and CT. Atleast the house is pretty quiet though. Father and his girlfriend went to bed as soon as we got home from Texas Roadhouse tonight. I was going to lay down but decided not to. I knew if I did I might have slept the whole night. I really don't want to do that. Then Ill be up all early tomorrow and I don't want to get up around 7 am. I don't have no clue on what to write so I guess I will write more tomorrow.
Delicious Diva Contest!!!!!!!!!!
~~me An You~~
Tonights the night for me and you ,The night to prove we were meant to be. You mean the world to me,and so much more. I would give my life for you, the one i adore. You're the one I think of,when im happy or sad. You're the one i think of, and im very glad to have, Your touch is so gentle, your smile is so sweet, Everytime I'm with you, my heart skips a beat. Together, forever, I know its meant to be, for you to only be wit me, When we hold hands, my heart fills with joy, Just to hear you tell me, I'll always be your boy, When we hold each other close, the world seems to move fast, And it seems like forever, though much time has past. When we hug each other, and i look into your eyes, Your sweet adorable smile, catches me by surprise. Your kisses are so sweet, when our lips begin to meet. To hear you say, I Love You, means so much to me, and I hope and pray that you, will always be wit me.~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~
If You Cant Take The Heat When Ur Not Nice To Some One Then Dont Bother To Say Anything
If you or anyone else not going to be nice to me then expect the same reaction right back i wont hesitate what so ever i will say whats on my mind and if you cant handle it then take the fucking drama to yer momma or infact if you dont have anything nice to say to me then dont say it at all and dont go crying to anyone cause they aint going to help you either since you the one who started this hole mess in the first place now just deal with it thanks :) have a blessed day
A Declaration
I struggled while i was writing this declaration of love; it hurt me and caused me grief, but the happiness i feel in offering it to you is vast as a savannah. When i set this task for myself, I knew very well that down the right sides of sonnets, with elegant discriminating taste, lovers of all times have arranged rhymes that sound like silver, or crystal, or cannonfire. But- with great humility, these words I write for you are made from wood; I gave them the sound of that opaque pure substance, and that is how they should reach your ears. Walking in forests or on beaches, along hidden lakes, in latitudes sprinkled with ashes, you and I have picked up pieces of pure bark, pieces of wood subject to the commings and goings of water and the weather. Out of such softened relics, then, with friendship, commitment, and trust I'll build up these lumber piles of love, so that your eyes whic i adore and sing to might live within them. Now that I have declared the foundations of my love, I su
Sunset Love
Sunset Love As I stare into the beautiful sunset, I see your sparkling hazel eyes and beautiful smile. As I begin dreaming of holding you in my arms My body begins to warm up with your love. The feeling is so strong and so right. I never want it to end. I cherish the moment, and blow you a kiss. As your face disappears I whisper I LOVE YOU!
One Flew East... flew west. One flew over the cukoo's nest. BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hi. I.Am.NOT.Supposed.To.Be.Feeling.Like.This.ANYMORE! *deepbreath* ok. I think I need someone to slap me right now. I'm freaking out over nothing. Literally nothing. Nothing bad happened today. Had a good morning at work. I'm actually feeling better in regards to my cold. I haven't really talked to anyone so no fighting or anything. But here I am with my stomach in knots and my hands shaking. Funny thing is if you look at me you wouldn't be able to tell something's wrong. Well, Jenn might know... Ange too, maybe. I wanna get away. I want to get in the car and just drive. Or ride. Or whatever. Just go and listen to music and talk with a good friend and not worry about a fucking thing. I want someone to distract me from this... whatever THIS is. I don't even know right now. I want I want I want. Goddamn I'm a greedy, needy, whiney bitch. Scars*PapaRoach I tear my heart open, I sew m
Who I Would Like To Meet?
Can I just get the oportunity, just the oportunity, to meet a MAN who has value and respect for himself but not to the point that he thinks he's a God. Someone who believes he is the most wonderful man alive, even if he's not. If you think your that man, dont be shy. I dont want to meet any famous people...They are normal people just like you and me, they are just really really popular, I don't know whats the big deal. I Have A Type A+ Personality I am one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused,I am good at getting what you want I rule at success, but success doesn't rule you. When it's playtime, I really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something I love! I live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds. Now I just need some one to fit my MOLD... YOU CAN TELL ME ALL DAY THIS IS YOU, BUT IS IT REALLY? THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WILL TAKE TIME AND PATIENCE,AND SPENDING TIME TOGETHER TO REALLY
Q & A From Angeleyes!
1.What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up? WOW, I still have my penis, Eat that stupid boogeyman!! 2. What is something you need to work? Must collect more severed heads.. 3. What is the most important part of your life? Getting my A+ Certification and living to the fullest! 4. What would you rather be doing right now? Eating babies with Angie 5. What did you last cry over? Personal Shit 6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset? Talking to Angie or sleeping when she's not around. 7. What are your plans tomorrow? Grocery shopping and haircut. 8. What's the most important thing you look for in a significant other? Ambition and Creativity 9. What are you worried about? Ehh...too mixed up right find one. 10. What are you looking forward to most in the next week? Going through the week w/o losing my mind. NINE HAVE-YOU-EVER'S 1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend? Yes 2. Have y
Naughty Story!
The Waves and the Pounding............... We were all sitting around the campfire on the beach as the sun was just starting to set into the sky. I had taken my wet bathing suit off, and to my surprise forgot to bring panties for under my skirt. I sat on the bench with my legs closely guarded. When I looked up across the fire, I could see that he was staring at me again. We had flirted and played with each other all day, and I could see from the look in his eyes he wanted me bad. There were several people sitting around the fire, but all seemed to be engaging in conversation or just enjoying a cold beer. As I licked my lips, I slowly spread my legs letting him see my secret. It was as if his eyes were frozen on me and couldn't move. When he finally did break his stare he looked at me and smile with this huge grin. I could tell by the bulge in his pants, that he liked what he saw very much. As it got cooler he slipped a blanket across his lap and motioned for me to come over. I had bare
Dont Mess With The Ladies From Wv!!!!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Illinois He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from West Virginia. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he co
So I Dream.
In my mind I have been kicking myself for a very long time, its so hard at times to even look up from the ground like a kid on his way home from school kicking a can, they say the toughest critic is yourself, its time for me to put away my steal toed boots at least after this dream. Its very rare that someone find peace with themselves after losing a part of yourself, how can there be peace when some of the pieces are missing, but last night was a dream that I will always remember. I was sitting on a pier on a lake, the sun dancing off the water as I looked out into it, as wonderful as this sounds I felt overwhelmed with grief I felt tears on my face as if it was raining inside of me , then I felt a little hand in ,mine, I looked and there was Zachary,it was good to see him again I said to him I have missed you are you OK? he looked right at me and said "daddy sing the song for me" and I thought what song" what song Zachary? the song daddy you know the song, and as if he was singing
Fucking Liar!
I'm so fuc*ing mad! How can one person lie like that? When given all opportunity to tell the truth? What could it have hurt? The truth is the truth....don't fuc*ing play with my feelings! or think I won't find out! Fuc*, just say one way or the know I could fuc* you up by sending all our conversation to her, let her see what you were saying to me while sleeping in her bed! How do you think that makes either one of us feel! Your fuc*ing songs aren't to me. Their to her, can't deal with her children, then how much do you love? Getti8ng married in Sept? Then your fuckin' lying to somebody!
Friendships I Had Are Dying
Obviously, I suck as a friend.... and have to many issues...... all this is bringing me down and back into the slump of hell, one in which I thought I had brought myself back out of.... my heart and soul hurt like hell.... I dont know what to do, everyday is one battle to save friendships after another... Im tired, Im back on taking my meds for this and I had worked to hard for to not to have to take them, and drinking alot, and I know you never find the answers at the bottom of a bottle... My life and I mean my whole life, I have lost everything, I have 3 sisters I havent seen in over 20 yrs, I was neglected, rejected, abused, and everything else you can imagine as a child... I lost my dad back in 2005, he meant the world to me... all I have now is my kids whom most days hate my guts... I wanna just disappear and never be heard from again..... Some I dont think would really care... some I know would, but at this point Im so very lost again... My good is never enough for some... and bc
Hungry Eyes
I've been meaning to tell you I've got this feelin' that won't subside I look at you and I fantasize Darlin' tonight Now I've got you in my sights With these hungry eyes One look at you and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes I feel the magic between you and I I want to hold you so hear me out I want to show you what love's all about Darlin' tonight Now I've got you in my sights Now I've got you in my sights With these hungry eyes Now did I take you by surprise I need you to see This love was meant to be
Sick People
They gave this little girl extacyThis just makes me sick... I couldn't even watch the whole thing..PLEASE REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONLY 1 PERSON REPOSTED....VERY SAD,THAT U POST B.S. ABOUT HAVING BAD LUCK TMRW. OR A PARTY,OR COMMENT UR PICS. THIS LIL GURL NEEDS OUR HELP!!!!!!!!! ~GOD BLESS~THIS LIL GIRL WAS GIVEN EXTASY.POLICE TRYING TO IDENTIFY THEM.I HOPE EVERYONE REPOSTS SO THEY CAN PROSECUTE..I DONT CARE HOW OLD THE MOM IS. IF SHE CAN SPREAD HER LEGS SHE CAN SERVE TIME NUFF SAID... If you know any of these people, PLEASE call 261 782 3541They believe these people are from the Houston Texas area, because a commercial on the video at the end of the clip mentions that area. PLEASE REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!Repost this by hitting reply to this bulletin & copying everything under bulletin.Paste the message in your own bulletin
Guest Book
i need everyone to please sign in my guest book and leave a pic plz
Posting This For A Lounge Owned By A Friend Of Mine
Good Morning..Time…Time can be long, shot, lost, or found. It can be Dinner time, Lunch Time or Down time. Someone may ask if you have the time, Seen the time or if it’s your first time, second, third, fourth or one hundredth. It may be a bad time, good, hectic or wasted time. Perhaps all the time, some of the time or none of the time. Often referred to as where the time went or who has it. This time or that time and perhaps another time. Recovery time, Discovery Time, Nap, bed or waking time. Time to feed the dog, the cat or time to bake a cake time. You can buy time but not sell it or share it but only if you have a time share but that’s another time… It also could be the right time, the wrong, or not sure this time. War time, peace time or hostile times. Christmas, Thanksgiving or Holiday time. Time has a million uses but almost never is materializes. It’s often used and abused taken for granted of and cried over. Loved, hated and misconstrued and often lied over. T
A*r*i*e*s "the Sexiest"
V • I • R • G • O: The Whore (btw not all virgos are whores.How rude.) Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost .A • Q • U • A • R • I • U • Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. very great to hang ou
Sexy Texas Latina
Short Story Of A Fantasy!
Here's a short story I wrote for a free 3mo. membership at a bondage site. It's just a fantasy, and that's all it is. I hope you enjoy it... CAUTION: THIS STORY IS SEXUALLY GRAPHIC IN NATURE AND DESCRIPTIVE ACTIONS....NOT FOR UNDER 18YRS. OR THE EASILY OFFENDED! The Good Samaritan By Rio Chapter one I was riding my Harley down I- 35, it was one of those days where the weather seemed too good to be true. The sky was so blue it almost hurt your eyes. As I was just tooling along I noticed some emergency lights on this Corvette and no one was stopping to help, and being the gentleman that I am I pulled up along side out of the way of the traffic. Bent over the hood was the longest, desirable legs I had ever seen! (It was a great day indeed!) Along with those legs went a black leather mini-ski
Uh-oh !
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture." We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that
Just To Let Yall Know
I am letting u all know i am ok but i have has some things going on lately with my b/f going in and out of the hospital the past month and haven't been on ...i am sorry ...i thought i let u all know i am ok..just got crazy stuff going on ..but i will try to come on more to let ya know how it is all going..and i hope u all understand...i need alot of prayz too if u may..lots of love to yazzz huggzz stacie (P.S. SO IF U DO NOT SEE ME ON MUCH THAT IS Y..AND IF U LIKE TO KNOW MORE ASK AND I LET YA KNOW HOW EVERYTHNG IS..HUGGZZ)
He Is Home!!!! (kaleb Update) From Kalebs Mom
Monday, July 16, 2007 HE IS HOME KALEB IS HOME!!!!! .. I am sorry that it has taken me so long to post an update, we have been busy busy busy. First thing this AM we got to take Kaleb for a walk together. He is def starting to make more noises and cry more. He started twitching on the way back to his room. I thought "Oh no not a seizure"... Because if he had had one they might of not released him today. The doctors determined that it wasn't, THANK GOD. Then we had a car seat evaluation. That went well. Then FINALLY it was time!!!! As I finished packing up the entire room, I looked back and noticed how empty it was. Kaleb lit up that room and now it is so bland. But at the same time I was releived and had the overwhelming happiness. We are FINALLY going home. This is a huge weight lifted off our shoulders!!! So our car ride was long but we made it home before it really started to storm. Waiting at the house were 3 nurses from the home health company. I took Kaleb inside a
This Is What Our World Is--especially Among Young People
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ॐ Jenni ॐ Date: Jul 14, 2007 10:54 PM Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anerexic and belimec? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! Cliques"Gangstas""Preps""Nerds""Goths""Emos""Scene//Hardcore kids""Punks"^^^AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in generalWe live in a world where if your not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy, not straight...your tortured, abused, and humiliated. We say that we are all equal but, there is still racism, sexism, and people judging others based on there religion, color, size, heritage, ect.IS THIS AMERICAN?
What Kind Of Soul Are You
You Are a Peacemaker Soul You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can. War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace. You are a good mediator and a true negotiator. Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy. While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental. You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take. On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit. You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice. Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary SoulWhat Kind of Soul Are You?
A-z Survey
A • What is your age?: 24 • What annoys you?: BAD BODY ODOR! and People in the checkout line talking on their cell phones!!! Thats really damn RUDE! B • Do you know anyone named Billy? My dads name was Bill...but my Aunts all called him Billy. • When is your birthday?: 06-15-1983 C • Current mood: Bored!!! • What’s your favorite candy?: right now....Hershey's Bars • When was the last time you cried?: A few days ago D • Do you daydream?: Sometimes • What’s your favorite kind of dog?: My dogs are my favorite! :) • What day of the week is it?: Tuesday E • How do you like your eggs?: Depends on the day • Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yep • Ever met an elephant?: No F • Do you use fly swatters?: Yeah • Have you ever used a foghorn?: No • Is there a fan in your room?: Yea G • Do you chew gum?:yeppers • Do you like gory movies?:yeppers • Who’s gay?: who cares??? H • How are you doing?: Okay I guess • What color is your hair?
Livestrong Challenge 2007
LiveStrong Challenge 2007 I am riding in the LiveStrong Challenge bike race in August. It is an event that raises money for the LiveStrong foundation, which supports cancer research and also gives support to survivors such as myself. Last year I raised $1,500 but I only had a month in which to fund raise. This year the goal is at least $3,000 which is very doable. Please leave anything that you can, I promise that this is not a scam or anything... It is just something that I believe very strongly in. I am a cancer survivor, I was diagnosed at 20 and I had a 5% chance of survival. Even a few dollars will save someone's life, someone just like me. My donation website:
Driving Lesson No18
Just keep driving, just keep driving.... Had a great lesson today. :D Going to get my eyes tested this week and get some new specs. Just to be on the safe side. Reading a number plate is right on the limit of my short-sighted focus. If I close my left eye I can read it, but with both open, my left counteracts my right and stops me focusing correctly. So I'm going to get myself a new pair of specs before I put in for my test in 2 lessons time. Ooooh I can't wait - I'll be plotting routes on AA route finder before you know it and irratating the hell out of you all.... Haha (Already got Warrington to Fife bookmarked *snigger* I can call in at Consett and see my best mate, Trace on the way )
Why is it i find a woman masterbating very exciting. I RREEEEALLLLLY DO. I can watch porn and be bored but totally turned on by a woman with her hand down the front of her panties. Is this usual, is it common, is it freaky. i can look at the nudes and be cool but one pic touching herself and my mouth drops open and woohoo. I would love to have some feedback here good or bad. I know when a woman sees a guy masterbating they usually get grossed out. Obviously not true with men. Would love some comments on this too.
You Lies Hurt Me.... Stop Hurtin Me More................
- Get Your Own ok so i found this pic while cleaning out my photobucket.... sigh i kinda of miss him.... i just am not feelin this drama right now.... we were cute together... i just don't understand why he actted the way he did?? why can't i just find a guy that i can just chill with and have fun with?... blah!! **AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS FRANK... I SEE THOUGH YOUR BULLSHIT I KNOW YOU WERE TRYING OT CHEAT ON ME AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW YOU KILLED THE LAST BIT OF MY HEART.**
Come On People
stop over and rate all my photos
Help Save Wolves
Why Restore Wolves in North America? As carnivores at the top of the food web, gray wolves help maintain the flow of energy from the top down – the trophic cascade-- that is necessary within the web to maintain diverse and healthy ecosystems. The abundance and diversity of wolves, bears, cougars and other top predators help keep populations of plant-eating animals (herbivores) under control, including elk, deer and moose, that are among the prey selected by wolves. These larger herbivores require huge quantities of woody stems, herbs and lichens to meet their energy requirements for growth and reproduction. They can quickly deplete a landscape of vegetation, the primary producer of energy in an ecosystem, and the major source of food for first order consumers, the herbivores. However, when wolves are the top carnivores – second order consumers– in an ecosystem, elk and deer numbers are kept in check, leaving enough vegetation for smaller herbivores. Without wolves and other
Nine Words Women Use...
Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think l
Someone who doesn't know what it truely means to be a juggalo. They may talk shit about family (fellow juggalos) for something they wear, how they look, how they talk, ect. Or maybe if they are somehow insulted by what another family member says they won't make an effort to work it out or even try to ignore it and start saying shit right back. If you truelly are against another juggalo or suspect they are in fact a juggahoe keep it to yourself and stay away from that individual. Remeber that a juggalo shouldn't give a fuck about what anyone says (or just not give a fuck in general). A juggahoe will not help family in desperate time of need. Juggalos are no pussies most of them have been hardened emotionally, or in some cases just went plain crazy, and sometimes physically hardened as well, from their past and can "kick ass" if strongly disired, weather it be with family or solo. The hillbilly slaughter fest is over too btw, psychopathic has Boodox now (I saw the whole hillbilly hater s
Carnival Of Carnage
the first jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".
65-what Kind Of Fool
What kinda fool would bring Tears to an angels eyes Sorrow in his foolish lies What kinda fool wastes his time On anything less than your smile And daily bringing out its shine What kinda fool holds a precious jewel In his arms and lets it fall to the ground With not even so much as a sound What kinda fool can't see what he has Wastes his days on anything other than you Does anything other than make this day better than the last like it has been said everday that i know you is a better day
Forbidden The taste of the flesh the scent of desire the need from within, all consuming like fire The beat of the heart the rush of the blood the passion it rises coming on like a flood The sweat on the skin taste of salt on the tongue Then teeth sinking in and the two become one
What Crazy Thing That Turns Me On??
As it turns out, Erica is aroused by ... Three stooges marathons 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at OMG NOOOOOO THAT IS NOT WHAT TURNS ME ON.....I HATE THE 3 STOOGES!!!
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Confused People
i have a lot of weird and confused people around me. my cuzzin who is 21 now is completely confused. he started off as a gang member then he wanted to be a rapper, then he tried to be a skater which hes pretty good at skating and got sponsored but the he quit skatin to go back to bangin. then he tried to be a pimp, and now hes back on a skateboard, so ill keep u posted on what he decides to do next. another confused person is a good friend of mines, this guy had the world pretty much given to him. his girlfriend moved him into her house bought him everything he wanted and he left her so he could be a pimp and now he has nothin. that nigga is confused.
A Babbling Fool.
I have never been one to be incredibly girlie about things. I mean I am extremely affectionate and romantic but I never got all giggly and foolish over someone I like. What the fuck has happened? What is with these sudden mushy feelings I am experiencing? Why can't I tell this person how I feel either? I have always been able to tell someone I like how I feel about them. Now I am stuck here babbling away in a little blog entry. Bah!
Adulterous I am happy that I can make you delighted. The thought of touching your body gets me excited. Yeah I have rocked and socked your world. Rearranged and changed you girl. I know you like the way my hands make you melt. You haven't felt the pleasures that my hands delt. Skimming lightly with my finger tips over your skin. Sweeter than sin the tension within making you grin. I know your ol' man can't understand. And that dude can't do what I can. So I'll keep this fling a secret thing. But baby I don't see no wedding ring. I'm good to keep this on the low low . Cause your man might just end up knowing. Might be suspect to where you going. It is our little secret that we be constantly boning. In my private place you can get loud with your moaning. Those first fuck sessions where just a taste of my grace. Believe me, I know how to set a pace. I can entice that kind of spice that can make you feel nice. After the other night I wanna love you more than twice.
Messages Of Love Carried On A Breeze
I have heard her voice in my dreams Melodic tones Sounding more like an angel That anything Heaven could ever produce Through the window of my room My eyes open to see the stars Millions of stars I wonder through a haze of sleep Does she hear the same voices I do? Is she looking upon the same stars I see? Will she awaken in the same moonlight? Does she know when I hold her in my dreams? Does she feel the kisses we have shared on the empty beach? Are the miles between us too many? I call to the sky Hoping for an answer. I whisper "I love you" A breeze blows across the miles The wind chimes ring a mystical melody Between the notes I hear her faintly A mere whisper, barely heard Almost silence but still there A wish on a distant star She is asking the stars if I am looking at them as she is She is asking if I dream of her Asking if I feel her in my dreams Although miles separate us The wind carries us to each other The stars speak of our feelings Notes of an
I have found the one Who takes my breath away. Happiness envelopes me Like the wings of an angel. SHE can have my heart If she chooses to take it Taken is she by another I wish to be her love Only time will tell Closer we are, yet so far My passion burns for his touch The SHE who is taken
I Tried
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While The Earth Sleeps
Some Renovations And Markdowns
Just wanted to say im sorry i have been so distracted lately. I have been busy going thru every ebay listing and setting up a special category "flat rate ship $3.00 or less" Ought to be a good thing ,again im sorry ,Anne
Its Very Amusing How Many Climates One Can Go Through In A Day.
When we travel by canoe down a river we can notice the changes that take place. In one spot the river is wide and the water moves slowly. Around the next bend the river narrows and the current speeds up. Ahead of us we see rapids waiting to test our skill. Our feelings can also change as quickly as the river. We may have times in our day when we feel good about ourselves. Then, all of a sudden, someone may tease us about something. We begin to feel like the scared canoeist shooting the rapids for the first time. How wonderful it is to know that we are never given a test we can't handle, that everything that happens in our lives is for the sake of our benefit when we so choose to believe in our selves. How can I use today's obstacles for my own growth?
More Changes
Well, I guess they weren’t kidding when the said they were changing the name…………….again. I’m not sure why they keep messing with things that already seem to be ok. For those of you that haven’t been here very long, ill tell you a story. For those of you that have, you may skip to the end, lol. Once upon a time, there was a fun place to come and hang out and meet people. It was better than myspace, wasn’t commercial, and nobody had an agenda. The magic kingdom was called Lost Cherry. But then, popularity and pressure spawned changes to the magical kingdom. The name was changed and rules where slammed upon everyone. It seemed like a dark cloud was floating above the new kingdom. Childish games, haters, fakes, down raters, and people bitching about down raters abounded. This kingdom was called Cherry Tap. Now a new chapter begins. FUBAR. The military acronym for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. A far cry from the previous incarnations of our beloved bar. Not very sexy or playful
Safety Dance
If You Have My Cell Number
y'all can't call or text because it got shut off because my family owes my money from every direction and i couldnt pay it.
**for Our Military**
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them ... MESSAGES FROM THE MILITARY MEN/WOMEN ABOUT RECEIVING THESE CARDS :D A couple of the soldiers have received boxes from your organization [Give2TheTroops]. What your organizations [Give2TheTroops and Xerox] are doing is a fantastic thing and we would like to also say thanks to the individuals that sent the cards with the boxes. Mark Bec
So... I go away for a few days and what happened to Cherrytap?? It's now Fubar? or something crazy like that?!! lol I was totally thrown off. Anyways... Hopefully I'll be back on here soon! ♥♥♥
Blacken Life
ive got some rain in my heart that makes it hard to see i guess ill love you eternally I cant believe that its been so long i keep on singing that same old sad song the one where I see you there and you look at me with that same ole stare the one that makes me sad and makes me die makes it hard for me to keep a dry eye time and time again ive thought of you and it suddenly all comes true so blacken my heart with a dose of life cut into me like a sharp knife but the pain is good cuz i can at least feel and it keeps me alive and i know for real that im never going to be the same ill just drown my heart with your rain
Soldiers Cry
When The night becomes so dark with so much pain. If you listen real close can you hear the soldiers cry Is anyone out there Is anyone listening to my prayers. All his friends know he might not come out alive but he would pay the price. When the thunder crashes in the sky know his heart is breaking. He knows God will pick him up in the end. God will come to the rescue. On the battlefield everyone becomes brothers, but if you listen real close you can hear a soldier cry Is anyone out there can anyone hear my prayers He came across the universe today to hear the angels saying you're going home So if you look real close you can see the smile of a soldier going home, because someone was listening someone was out there someone heard his prayers. Listen real close cause you can still hear the soldiers crying. I'll fight for you and I will die for you God Bless You! We will never forget.
Room For Improvement
There is always room for improvement. And the fact that there is, is truly a blessing. There is always something new to be learned. There are always fresh ideas to be explored. No matter how good life is, there are ways to make it even better. Love and joy and fulfillment do not ever get used up. You can make today more beautiful, more productive, more meaningful than yesterday. And you can make tomorrow even better. Each moment is another opportunity to create new value. Each day is yours to fill with positive experience. Whether you've been up or you've been down, whether life is now good or not so good, this is the time to make it better. Make a little improvement, and then a little more, and keep reaching higher and higher. -- Ralph Marston
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie i
Nine Words Women Use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when
Sweet Love
She bites her bottom lip as I look in her eye's, the passion grows deep much to our surprise. I touch her lips softly with the tip of my tongue, her body is mine until the moment I'm done. With the caress of my hand she's shaking with fear, don't worry I whisper your time is now near. Relax my sweet love let me take you for a ride, to the pleasure of heaven when I enter inside. The stars and the moon are your gifts up above, so sit back and let me show you the making of LOVE...
What 1 Word Tattoo Would Describe Me?
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Okay, I havent been on CT for a few days, but I heard a yahoo rumour about me and one of my good friends and I just wanna ask.... Rumour is my friend is trying to get me to leave my husband so he can marry me...oy...pull your head outta your ass woman.... Why can't a woman and a guy be just really good friends, with out some jealous chick spreading rumours?? I mean come on!! I get along so much better with guys then I do with woman cause of the damn drama woman seem to wanna create. Why do most woman seem to be jealous of me when all I am is a friend to the guy there has never been any thing more?
System Of A Down - Hypnotize
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square Was fashion the reason why they were there? They disguize it, hypnotize it, television made you buy it I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my She's scared that I will take her away from there Dreams that our country left with no one there Mezmerize the simple minded, propaganda leaves us blinded I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl
Keep Old Flames Burning
So who said it was easy to keep old flames burning? Even experts could use a little divine help now and then. The easy part is to go out and be brilliant as Shakespeare. Harder--much harder--to be the light dancing in someone else's eyes. Lights such as love require more faith than fuel. Of all leaps, the most dangerous is into the mind of your lover. Regarding miracles: What is less explicable than Remaining in love through the long icy anguish of anger? All lovers long for freedom only slightly less than they fear it. In the end, love burns not desire but fear. Not one of us would be capable of keeping the fire burning Except for the knowledge that it is the sweetest, best, and most beautiful thing in our lives.
Lifestyle Activities
24/7 (Total Power Exchange), Anal Sex, Arse (Ass) Play, Biting, Blindfolds, Bondage, Branding, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Chains, Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads, Collar and Lead/Leash, Confinement/Caging, Discipline, Domination, Erotic Dance, Exhibitionism/Sex in Public, Feathers, Floggers/Cats, Hair Pulling, Handcuffs/Shackles, Lace/Lingerie, Massage, Master/Slave, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Nipples, Oral Sex, Oral Sex (Receiving), Pain, Participating in Erotic Photography, Pinching, Power Exchange, Pussy-Whipping, Rimming, Scent, Spanking/Paddling, Suspensions, Talking Dirty, Tickling, Toys, Vibrators, Voyeurism WHAT'S YOUR KINK?
A Lot Of Blogs Today
ok i retore my knee yesterday, heather doesn't want anything to do with me today, i feel like shit, i look like worse and i need a smoke, fuck
I Finally Made It Back Home.
Hello my Friends and Fans. I finally made it back home to my own top soil. Shew, what a long haul that was. Had some really good days, but I must admit some days I could of done without. Everything went well and I met a lot of wonderful people a long the way. I spent a big majority of the time away visiting with my brother and nursing him back from a shattered foot. That was a really nice time and was sad to have to leave. We spent 1 day searching around looking for a chair sort of like the hover around to put him in so we could take a Ferry ride over to Seattle the following day to spend money. (Something I have a strong addiction to) lol But enjoyed it very much. I also got to play the little sister Taxi service to big brother and drive his nice new truck all over which I enjoyed. He just bought a new Cummins Diesel, so it was like driving a tank compared to my little beamer I drive. lol I want to thank all of my Friends and Fans on here who kept my page alive and colorful w
#5 7/23 - 7/29
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Heroes Come In Tiny Packages
MASONVILLE, Colo. - Zoey is a Chihuahua, but when a rattlesnake lunged at her owners' 1-year-old grandson, she was a real bulldog. Booker West was splashing his hands in a birdbath in his grandparents' northern Colorado back yard when the snake slithered up to the toddler, rattled and struck. Five-pound Zoey jumped in the way and took the bites. "She got in between Booker and the snake, and that's when I heard her yipe," said Monty Long, the boy's grandfather. The dog required treatment and for a time it appeared she might not survive. Now she prances about. "These little bitty dogs, they just don't really get credit," Booker's grandma Denise Long told the Loveland Daily Reporter-Herald.
Reached Limit
I reached the limit of pics i can download,I have more but need some help.Please rate the pics I have now so I can reach new level,I would appreciate very much. Thank you
Bored... Help?
So... yeah... Putting the finishing touches on a huge project at work, and I'm about detailed out at the moment... Bored now. And craving a cigarette very badly, but trying to quit. On the up-side, however, yesterday I scored over 246,000 points on the Guitar Hero II song "Less Talk, More Rokk" by Freezepop, beating my previous high score by 20k. 89% accuracy, and a five-star rating. Very cool. I didn't do too terribly bad at "Thunderhorse" by Dethklok (from the Adult Swim cartoon show, Metalocalypse) either, but didn't beat my high score. Oh. those are all on Expert difficulty, also. Oh. and my Guitar Hero II PS2 disc is signed by all three members of Freezepop. Fuck yeah! :D
Words Of Wisdom
Words of Wisdom Current mood: stressed Category: Life 1.I love u not because of who u r, but because of who i am when i am with u. 2.No man or women is worth your tears, but the one who is wont make u cry. 3.Just because someone doesnt love u the way u want them to doesnt mean they don't love u with all they have. 4.A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5.The worst way to miss someone is having them sit beside u and knowing u cant have them. 6.Never frown even though u r sad because u never know who is falling in love with your smile! 7.To the world u may be one person but too one person u maybe the world. 8.Dont waste your time on someone thats not willing to waste their time on u. 9.Maybe god wants us to meet a few wrong people first before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the 'one' we will know how to be grateful. 10.Don't cry cos its over, smile cos it happened! 11.Theres always gonna be people that will hur
To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that's my stuff - Yes If I bought it nigga please don't touch And keep talking that mess, that's fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And It's my mine name that is on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab Standing in the front yard telling me How I'm such a fool - Talking about How I'll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he'll be here in a minute - baby You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable So go ahead and get gone And call up on that chick and see if she is home Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn't know What did you think I was putting you out for? Cause you was un
Some My More Lurid Thoughts... Part 1...
...sitting in this chair, you come over and reach down to grab my thick hard cock, stroking it while reach around the back of your head... press my lips up against yours. My left hand travels down your body until it feels the moistness inbetween your legs as you tremble from...the way i touch you. I feel your lips travel down my chest, past my navel, to wrapping around him, slowly taking him into your mouth while...stroking him. You feel my fingers plunge deeper into you as I moan from the feel of your lips and tongue on my thick rod... wanting to bury myself into you, i motion you to get up and face away from me. I pull you on top of me, oh so slowly sliding him into you... you feel your self filling up, my lips kiss and lightly suck along the side of your neck, my right hand fondling your breasts while my... ...left gently rubs your button below as you feel me plunge deep into you...i feel your arms reach back to wrap around my head, as you impale yourself faster and f
Amber Alert For The State Of Idaho!
ATTENTION: There is an Amber Alert in your area. Please CLICK HERE to find out more information. Missing From: 100 Fairview Ave W, Meridian, ID Missing Date: 7/24/2007 12:00 AM Contact: Meridian Police Department 208-377-6790 Circumstances: Suspect forced the victims vehicle to stop in the road and then forced all occupants into his vehicle. Information is still being gathered on the children. Suspect is known to carry a knife. Possibly headed to Los Angeles, CA Missing ChildName: Lovan Vasquez Skin Color: Hispanic Age: 11 Gender: Male Name: Ann Ortiz Skin Color: Hispanic Age: 9 Gender: Female Description: Goes by Gabby Name: Alex Farfan Skin Color: Hispanic Age: 14 Days Gender: Male SuspectName: Jaime Farfan-Soto Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Brown Skin Color: Hispanic Age: 23 Height: 5'7" Weight: 150 lbs. Gender: Male Description: Hair pulled into a pony tail; wearing a black T-shirt Vehicle Information Make: Ford Model: Explorer
George Carlin's
George Carlin's >New Rules For 2007 > > >New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a >reason >you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly >like them! Besid es, I already know what the captain of the football team >is >doing these days-he's mowing my lawn. > >New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of a window unless >you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was >found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did >you expect it to contain? Caviar? > >New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde >teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these >kids: lucky little bastards. > >New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're >a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a >grown man, they're pictures of men. > >New Rule: Ladies, lea
Just had a friend of mine do a Mumm on kittens her cat just had and doing an Album for it. Which truely I would love to see but... How can any responsible adult let their cat have kittens?? Take Denver, where there is an estimated 160,000 homeless cats in the area. 16,000 kittens and cats were turned into the shelters. They are sooooo overcrowded they were have an adoption sale. There was a story about one cat that was a little grumpy when handled...Why? Because it was in a cage at the shelter for OVER A YEAR!! Think of that cat in a small cage for a year and tell me again why you let your cat have kittens? I have 4 cats myself, all fixed as I got them from the shelters. I know there was a Bill that died recently in California that wanted to make it mandatory to spay and neuter your animal. i think EVERY state should have this.
Wassup How you doin? I've been seeing you from across the room And you know, I just need your attention for a few minutes Is that cool with you? Yeah? Ight Check it Listen I can't wait to get to school each day And wait for you to pass my way And bell starts to ring An angel starts to say "hey that's the girl for you So what are you gonna do" Hey little girl I love you so (whoa whoa) All I do is think of you Day and Night (that's all I do) I can't get you out my mind Think about (all the time) All the time Hurry can't you take the long way home Just so I can be alone To think about to say That my heart is here to stay Hey I'm in love with you I think the world of you So won't you please, please be mine I want... All I do is think of you (baby) Day and night (all the time every night and day) I can't get you out my mind (my mind) Think about (think about you all the time) All the time (Uh)You know what girl? I'm in love I can say it, yea I
Tortured Soul
Tortured Soul 07-25-07 Sliding ever so slowly into the darkness, Slowly drifting into that pit of never-ending. The slower you go down the more the pain hurts. Can you handle you own destruction? The knowing that this very well could be your Final ride to the end that you may never return this time. Is this the last time, That you can’t scratch and claw your way out of your Own self-made pit of doom. You cry out for help, But you can’t even hear your own cries. The pain overtakes you, the pain in you immortal soul. For you body has become immune to pain from The physical torture of the life you chose to live. Nothing remains to absorb the pain but your soul. Could this be all there is left? Your soul destined to be Tortured for eternity. The end is near, the last small light turns to complete darkness. Are you willing to accept it? Will you give in to the demons, You hide in you mind? Will You give into DEATH?
I Just Got Home From This Rocking Concert
i haven't had that much fun at a concert in years. lifehouse started the show but put on a great show, but of course goo goo dolls was the main performer and rocked the house. they also put on a great on core at the end. (performed at Mohegan Sun Casino)
This Is A Hoax, Thanks To A Friend Sending Me The Info (nasa Fan)
CLICK ON THIS LINK, WILL SHOW U ITS A HOAX. MICHIGAN STATE POLICE WARNING!! PLEASE READ! Body: State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then Send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is Nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention To. If a person with the screen-name of Rockhard abs or goes by his name Jason Stallings contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do Not answer any of his instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may Be, he is a suspect for murder in the death of 3 women (so far) contacted Through the Internet. He is a suspect in a shooting and is known for raping And beating young women. He is located in the MID-MICHIGAN area. Please send this to all the women on Your buddy list and ask them to repost this too.
Being Bipolar
being bipolar is such of a pain,and realy hard when you have a daughter that has emotional problems too,alot of people have it worse and that is why i write theese blogs cause people seem to think that there are not anyone worse off then me but there is,there are people without a home and with out food,or jobs so some of us have reason to smile life is to short to frown,i know for most of you are asking what the hell is bipolar well it is a chemical in balance,some call us crazy but in reality everyone of us does and says crazy things,we all get in our moods but for me it is more often then others i dont have bipolar i suffer from bipolar,we all take life for granted and we shouldnt things might happen lord for bid but it is true,some of us had a hard child hoos or a bad relationship like me also,abusive both men and woman,if your going to bring a bad realtion ship in with the new it wont work,so please keep smileing and laughing cause it is easy to get depressed and become bipolar or
Racism Isn't...
“Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.” Denis Leary
The way I feel is hard to explain. When my heart opens it pours like rain. To splash upon your face. This feeling so strong we must embrace. Like the rain drop running down your cheek. Like the rose pedals that are so sleek. This feeling I feel is so strong. As I feel it it's right where I belong. As the light shines through your eyes. This feeling for you I can't despise. Loving every minute i have with you. When I don't see you it splits my heart in two. This feeling I have for you comes from the heart. As I wait for our lives to start. Only you can put these feelings into place. As you see the expression run across my face. The feeling of falling is all so true. To loose you I won't know what to do. I would crawl up literately die inside. This feeling takes away my pride. To go on without you by my side. I love this feeling that is all so true. To actually have this feeling for you. I love these feelings I will not let them go. I'll embrace them and let them
I'm Back!!!
My new modem came in today and here I am. Yay!
i need to know who sings the song im just a kid, its in my stash if you need to hear it thanks guys oh and stop asking to see my boobs
As The clock approaches my final breath, I remember My Life Flashing by so fast These times did pass But my time is over now And its the only way out I'm Empty Nothing left inside of me I'm Empty Just lay here and slowly bleed I'm Empty Once more again I'm Empty Please God cleanse me of my sins. I know my life was far from perfect But I tried To be the best I could Before I died And all these obstacles thrown before me Helped to see just how strong I could really be I'm Empty Nothing left inside of me I'm Empty Just lay here and slowly bleed I'm Empty Once more again I'm Empty Please Lord Cleanse me of my sins If I could change all the wrong I've done I would go back to save my sons And give them a life of tranquility The life that some never live to see As my final tears fall I am at peace with all For my body I leave Laying there EMPTY
Do We Always Believe The Printed Word?
Good Morning. Do you believe everything in print? Well I surely don’t but some do. You may too I have no idea if you do or don’t. The Chicago Sun Times recently published an article that stated “It is impossible to lick your elbow....” Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. 38 percent will try to lick someone else's and 62 percent just want to be licked period! Hmm I may have that last tidbit of useless information incorrect…. But the fact is still there…not the licking!!!! PLEASE. Don’t get me started… Ok the fact is still there that most individuals believe anything that is type written. There are reasons books have various classifications.. you know fiction, non-fiction, horror and fantasy…the list goes on…Yesterday I opened an email from a wonderful lady and it was titled “I wonder if this is true” The article was basically statements given by others who apparently did research on an up coming presidential candidate. I will not vote for him either way and
I Think...
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. -George Carlin
The Military Sucks!
Well today we found out they are taking $325 out of each paycheck to pay back his bonus he received. He gets paid $888 each check. He gets paid twice a month. So that leaves us with $524 for bills. Our rent is $395 so basically nothing else can get paid. I really do not understand the mlitary.How are we supposed to pay for bills and take care of a new baby with only 1 or 200 dollars each check? We struggle as it is with $888 a check. now he has to live on $200 dollars a check if that. Let me break down our bills for you: Rent - $395 a month Water - varies from $50 to $65 a month Gas - $50 Electric - Varies from $50 - $75 Dish network - $50 Internet and phone - varies from $45 to $75 Food - Varies ..most we ever spent on food shopping was $160 when we first moved down here because we needed everything basically..least we ever spent was $65... and then baby items like diapers, wipes and whatever else...I have WIC so formula is covered thank god... How the hell is this all g
Directtv Sucks!!
When we first moved down here we had the local cablevision. That was $100.00 a month but it included cable, phone and internet. My husband is a huge mets fan and wanted to be able to watch the games down here so he got directtv. It came to $49.99 a month which is not bad. So we got the box and a few days later Mike asked me to call and get the high definition box so I called and they placed the order for the box. Someone was supposed to come 2 days later and put the box in but never did. No one ever showed up. This was back in March. There is also a $200 setup fee for the box. So I called back the next day and told them no one ever showed up to put the box in. They told me they had computer problems and the order was lost in the system. Ok thats fine so we placed another order. The guy was supposed to come a few days later. Never did!! So I called again. This went on about 4 or 5 times and each time there was a computer problem and the order never went througn blah blah blah. So we nev
Here's Another Bunch...
Here's another bunch of ignorant shit: school uniforms. Bad theory. The idea that if kids wear uniforms to school it helps keep order. Don't these schools do enough damage makin' all these kids think alike? Now they're gonna get 'em to look alike too? And it's not a new idea. I first saw it in news reels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand 'cause the narration was in German! -George Carlin
There Are 400,000...
There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are 7 you can't say on television. What a ratio that is! 399, 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. "All of you words over here, you seven....baaaad words". That's what they told us, right? "That's a bad word!!" Awwww. No bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords. You know the seven, don't ya? That you can't say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. Huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the words that'll infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits, wow! And tits doesn't even belong on the list! It seems like such a friendly word. Sounds like a nickname. "Hey Tits, come here man! Tits! Meet my friend Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots". Sounds like a snack...oh yeah, it is. Right. But I don't mean your sexist snack, I mean new Nabi
i resently have 2 new crushes on me on here and was curious as to who they are. if you are one of them and dont care if i know send me a private message
Invisible Bike Crash! (lol!)
Funny Pictures at
Drama Drama Drama
this past week has been hell for me... i've had so much shit going on, i feel like i'm losing my mind... nothing is going right... everything is screwing up... I'm trying to help dennis get a job down here and get moved down here... no one really understands why i'm doing this, but they don't have to.... this is my children's father... i know what it was like growin up with out my dad/.... and if i can have him in OKC with them, then i will... i don't want my girls to growq up with out a father's love... i wont do that to them. I moved here to get away from enid, his mother and him.... but if i can help him move to OKC and get his own place i will... I know no one understands it... but HE loves those girls... him and i may fight like cats and dogs, and i may hate his guts... he's an asshole to me for no reason, and jesus does he annoy the hell out of me, but he loves tash and lexi to death, and they love their daddy... and i can't just deprive them of their father because we can't get
Dns For Dummies Series: Overview And A Records
Ok, first, let's define DNS. DNS stands literally for Domain Name System. This is the naming structure of the internet, and also the equivalent of the Postal Service (in VERY basic comparison.) It's what gets you to Fubar when you type in, and what tells your email to a coworker where the destination inbox is. To really get a base understanding, let's go over the tree structure of the internet in order of queried servers: 1) root servers - these are the backbone of the internet. For simplicities sake, we'll say that all unique requests initiate through these servers. 2) registry - these are the main men on a tld (top level domain) extension, i.e. .com, .net, .info, etc... 3) registrar - these are who you register your domain through, be it GoDaddy, Network Solutions, etc... They are the ONLY way to get to the registries database of domain names. 4) name server - these hold your domains information. The "zone file" tells where things associated with your domain name sho
Feel Your Heart Beat
tender is your touch, that i want so much, to feel your heart beat, would be so sweet, you rubbing my chest, would feel the best, as our bodies intertwine, you will feel devine, ill make your heart race, when i bring you to that place, and that time, knowing that you will be mine, will you stay true, so i dont loose you, for if you cheet on me, you will see, the person leaving will be me, if you can stay true, ill always be there for you, to stand at your side, never to hide, to respect and care, to show you you are a dear, to honor and love, never to push or shove, to remain true, to no-one but you, this is how i am, so i wait for the day, when someone will say, i want you with me to stay, to hold me every day, to love me in every way.................
The Band Thing
The most enduring local bands do not necessarily have the greatest talent, but the greatest compatibility of temperament types. You can't have a band with four charismatic leaders. There is a leader-often the person who felt the need for the band in the first place-and the others. No matter what they call themselves, they're Giant Ego and the Yes Men, or Spotlight on Me and the Interchangeable Sidemen. I suppose there are some musicians who put together bands because they enjoy playing music. Rather than ending with fireworks, they quietly peter out because the players can no longer find the time to practice or do the work involved in booking and performing. Or like Hootie and the Blowfish, they make their money, buy their houses, and retire early to play golf. But more often there is always one person in the band who is the Problem, or as I like to call him, the Giant Asshole, the Ego from Hell, the Big Baby, the one who cannot comprehend that not everything is about him because
To Boone My Dear Friend !!!
50 Shots Go Set It 0ff
God Bless Our Troops
Check out this awesome song (with slide show) that one of OUR Soldiers who is in Iraq sings and wrote with a couple of his Buddies. Makes you appreciate even more what our men and women Are doing for us and the world over there. What a great voice. It should bring you to tears. http://www.flashdem wake/index. htm
Vote For Me :)
Vote for's as simple as following this link and clicking "vote" above my picture....I would really appreciate it a lot....I'm number 2 and I'm going for the number one spot...please vote for me...and let me know when you do so at the very least I can thank you....=)ONE LAST THING!!!Please tell a few people about me so they can vote as well....and you can vote every 24 please vote for me anytime that you do remember...thank you guys again!!! =)
The Bag, And Other Tricks...
I'm passing along some recommendations. I've spent the day reading webzines and ezines. I have to say I'm rather impressed with GUD so far. The poetry hasn't been up my alley, but the stories have been striking, unexpectedly powerful. I really enjoyed the Apex Online stories this time around. Darkness-- and the Light was quite creepy and Foiled is a touch wicked. Delightfully so. Allegory Volume 3/30 is also up. There's some great stories there, and a few near misses for me. If you don't have time to read the whole thing I heavily recommend you at least click over and read Jimmy Alstrup's Christmas. though really, many of the stories should not be ignored. For SF fans Darker Matter also has an issue up. Me, I liked Head on a Stick best. By far, not that the others aren't well written. Also, Noctem Aeternus is a free dark fiction magazine slated to start publication January 2008. They are trying to get 30,000 subscribers by the first issue. Michael Knost has this to say:
Should I Stretch First?
Today's Horror-scope: It's important to have standards in this life, but it's equally as important to know how to adjust them. Being inflexible means that you'll break under easily avoidable circumstances. Learn to bend every now and then.
99 Places To Make Love
01. On top of the washer ... while it's running. 02. On a soft rug in front of a fireplace. 03. On a secluded island beach. 04. In the backyard under the stars. 05. In the woods after it rains. 06. On a motorcycle. 07. In a public restroom. 08. In an airplane restroom. 09. In a movie theater. 10. On a train in the middle of the night. 11. In bed with silk or satin sheets. 12. In bed with rose petals all over. 13. On the beach at night. 14. In your lover's childhood room while his/her parents are at home. 15. Outside in the rain. 16. In a hot tub. 17. On a yacht during a full moon. 18. Under a rainbow. 19. On a trampoline. 20. On top of a hill. 21. In the middle of nowhere. 22. In the car during heavy (stuck) traffic. 23. In the car on the side of a deserted road. 24. In a hotel. 25. In a state park. 26. On a waterbed. 27. In a barn full of hay. 28. In a field full of wildflowers. 29. On a rooftop. 30. In an open field at n
American Idol, The King And The Greatest Go Private
Filed under: Deals, Television, Private equity, CKX Inc (CKXE), EntrepreneursThe gleam of the American Idol brand is brighter than ever after reported that billionaire and media magnate Robert F.X. Sillerman made a successful bid to take the AI franchise owner, CKX Inc (NASDAQ: CKXE) private. CKX announced Friday it accepted the offer from a group led by its current CEO, Sillerman, for $1.3 billion. Since Sillerman and other board members already owned 46% of outstanding capital stock, sale approval was a slam dunk. The offer of $13.75 per share carried a 29% premium. However, according to the Wall Street Journal's MarketBeat, this fell well short of the $20-25 value investors placed on the stock. Other CKX holdings include the rights to Elvis Presley, his music and his Graceland estate, as well as the rights to the name, image, and likeness of Muhammad Ali. The company is attempting to grow its Presley line by enlisting the help of Cirque du Soleil in creating Presley-the
Who Wouldn't Fuck Her?
A Sensual Dance
All evening long you presence, has attracted many appreciative and lecherous glances, Your curvaceous body enhanced sensually by the clinging nature of your tight sheath, The stimulating undulations of your cute behind and the taut protrusions on your chest, I felt ecstatically happy, when you invited me to accompany you in frantic disco dances, Like everyone else, I’d been wondering if you could possibly wear anything underneath, Then the tempo slowed right down; unembarrassed my body in your embrace did rest. Our cheeks gently pressed together, I savoured the intoxication your heady perfume, As your slender fingers caressed tenderly, upon my shoulders and back of my neck, Ever closer we shuffled, until our breasts against the others did, so steadfastly press, And I drew many an envious stare, from the others rotating around that darkened room, Especially when your moist painted lips, against my tender earlobe did sensually peck. With my eyes screwed tight, I savoured the
If you are really my friends then start acting like, I will start deleting tomorrow. like my stash except for the ones that have already hit them!
Fuck Me Running
don't you just love days that you can't get back to sleep after you wake up early byaccident? i fucken hate them. then i got an email and got chewed out for the next two hours and had to go to work still. i quite one job today and i am goen full time as a clerk now but this week i am getten no hours. i left a really good job in middle management for this shit. i am really thinken hard about goen back into the fleet again. hell most of the time i really miss it. i swear civilians don't give any respect for vets or each other most of the time. i am really starten to get sick of being treated like shit by most of these dam civies. some are really cool as hell but most i just want to beat the hell out of.
Fizzy Peach Quencher
Ingredients: * 3 medium peaches (peeled, pitted and coarsely chopped) * 3 ounces pineapple juice (about 1/3 cup) * 1/4 cup frozen lemonade concentrate * Ice 1 cup club soda Method Combine the peaches, the pineapple juice and the lemonade concentrate in the jar of a blender. Puree until the mixture is smooth and well blended. Fill 4 tall glasses with ice. Divide peach mixture among the glasses. Top each glass with 1/4 cup club soda. Stir gently to blend. Serve immediately. Notes: Wonderful thirst quencher on a hot day. Number of servings: 4
Bump And Grind ~ R Kelly
Naked~ Marques Houston
Set It Off~ Lil Boosie
Sometimes I think girls are all alike. I meet them, they seem very charming and sweet, you can see long term potential and all that good stuff. Someone who shines with qualities I admire, someone who I could see myself being with for the long run. I'll spend lots of time talking and getting to know them slowly before taking the big leap into bed. Then it's like everything is different. "Dates" consist mainly of me getting invited over to their place to "watch a movie" which really means she wants me to go down on her on the couch. Was all that emotional investment faked so she could get me into her pants? While I thought we were getting to know each other, did the sparkle in her eye really mean she was lasciviously plotting, seeing me as nothing more than a tongue bath waiting to happen?
Your House As Seen By;
Yourself... Your Lender... Your Buyer... Your Appraiser... Your County Tax Assessor...
Do You Really Want This Person As The Next President Of The United States?
DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS PERSON AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? Isn't she lovely? 'Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.' (From the book 'Inside The White House' by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991) 'You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!' From the book 'Inside' by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer. 'It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-qaida in particular.' (Hillary telling a post-9/11 world what a 'great' commander in chief her husband was; Dateline, NBC 4/16/2004.) 'I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter.' ( 8/8/1999 - Hillary at a White House function, proudly tells some Muslim groups she is gaining a greater apprec
How Do Men See You
Men See You As Understated You are an intreguing mix of girl and woman. You're feminine, quiet, and a total mystery to most men. Yet they often feel the urge to protect you, even if they don't know you. You *are* a flirt, but you usually only flirt with those you know wellHow Do Men See You?
My Birthday
I just want to take this time and thank everyone who sent me a cake or other things for my birthday. Its nice to know that my friends here are so loving and giving. You have made a place in my celebration today. Thank you so much! Hugs and Kisses: Beth
Wtf Is The World Coming To?
Copied from a Myspace bulletin - so shoot me!! but come on...I can't be the only one that thinks this is fucking hilarious and kinda sad and pathetic all at the same time!!! Can I???? VEGANS SHUN SEXUAL CONTACT WITH CARNIVORES! WELLINGTON (AFP) - They say you are what you eat, and growing numbers of vegans are shunning sex with meat-eaters because they see them as "a graveyard for animals", a New Zealand researcher says. These vegans not only refuse to eat meat or animal products but refuse to have sexual contact with meat-eaters because their bodies are made up of dead animals, the researcher was reported saying in The Press newspaper on Tuesday. Annie Potts, co-director of the New Zealand Centre of Human and Animal Studies at New Zealand's Canterbury University, said she coined the term vegansexuals during her research. She discovered the vegansexuals while interviewing 157 vegetarians and ethical consumers for a study. "It's a whole new thing -- I have not c
Funny As Shit
How Well Do You Know The Office?
You are 83% Office genius!  Your The Office know-it-all! Be careful, though. You're on the line between knowledgeable and annoying! Toby would be proud to have you working in the Human Resources Department since you have a great attention to detail, and you have a great focus on the office issues. How well do you know The Office?Create a Quiz
Art Gallery
All though I get invited to these openings all the time, for some reason this one interested me. I was never really into abstract art. I was more of a Monet type of collector. But some sixth sense told me I should go. So I pampered myself and got dressed up. Which was another reason I didn't like going to these things. I still could not figure out how I got an invitation. Not even my friends had heard about this opening. It was a new gallery. Just opened a couple of months ago. Well time to check it out. As I entered I was shocked at the beauty of the colors and sweeping of the brush against the canvas. They were done with passion and you could feel that passion radiating from the walls. This artist was more than just a painter. He was a phenom with a paintbrush. One painting in particular caught my eye. The gentle swirl of colors, making it sensual. The feeling of sexuality coming from that painting was almost too much to take. Turning away from it, trying to catch my breath, I
~ Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55 ~
~ Queen- Somebody To Love ~
Shrimp Italienne
Ingredients: * 2 T olive oil * 1 T vegetable oil * 4 T butter * 1 T finely chopped garlic * 1 T dried mushrooms, soaked in 4 T water, drained and chopped finely * 2 green peppers, blanched, seeded and finely chopped * salt * pepper * dry mustard to taste * a little cayenne pepper * paprika * 1 1/2 lbs. shelled shrimp * 2 T chopped chives * 2 T finely chopped red onion saffron rice Method Heat oil and 2 T butter. Saute garlic and mushrooms. Add green pepper. Season with salt, pepper, mustard, and cayenne. Sprinkle with paprika and add remaining 2 T butter. Add shrimp and shake over moderate heat 8 minutes, covering them well with sauteed mixture. Add chives and onion. Serve on saffron rice. Notes: Number of servings: 4
Happy Hump Day, And A Big "hi", To All My Fu Friends!
Rectum Stretcher
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Ticket ------------------$95.00
When The Storm Clouds Are Rolling
When the storm clouds are rolling and the tears are falling, and you feel like your life is over Remember I love you my friend. I can't be there to hold you or tell you that I care, but in my heart I tell you everyday. In my thoughts I will always think of you, and I will never forget the love you have showed me throught the tough times in my life, you have always been there. When the storm clouds are rolling and the tears are falling know that in my heart I hold you close. I wish I could be there to wipe away the tears. I will always love you my friend and in my heart I will never forget. You have proved your friendship time and again and in return I send you my love.
My Friend "dj Kurlee" Sent This To Me Lol
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? ANSWER: Get your drunk-ass off the merry-go-round.
August 1, 2007
You have plenty of good energy coursing through you at the moment, and ought to be able to find new ways to express yourself. Whether you're negotiating a raise or asking someone out, it'll be a snap!
Training Camp Dreams
call me crazy,but im felling good about the BROWNS this year. a bigger offensive line,and the young talent 1 year older.and no i dont want Brady Quinn in at qb.i just want Charlie Fry to have here it is i said it.please call me stupid now too.
well i fucked up and called my thing detatched but im not sure how this hole thing works anyways so i cant really bitch.. not sleeping well baby sitting because im so bored the interenet acess for the payment of baby sitting is worth it and um yeah so much for a frist blog i know more people are going to read this then on myspace and i think you all nuts for doing so i bitch a lot but have at t peace
So Fine Looking Chick
What Is My Talent??
yay...always wanted to be one... You scored as Actor, You're professional talent is, Actor! You're dramatic, adorable, and an amazingly awesome actor!!! Actor70% Musician60% Dancer50% Model40% Singer30% What is your talent?? :)created with
Want To See Who My Real Friends Are
Well the last few month's have been tough and I just want to see who my real Friends are so Im deleting my List Friends Family and Fans If you are a friend please comment or let me know by f-mail or just readd me Love to all My Friends who have been there for me the last 3 Months I know you will be there after this :)
"Vermillion, Pt. 2" She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame. All the torment and the pain Leaked through and covered me I'd do anything to have her to myself Just to have her for myself Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sane. She is everything to me The unrequited dream A song that no one sings The unattainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad. But I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me A catch in my throat choke Torn into pieces I won't, no! I don't wanna be this... But I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me She isn't real I can't make her re
saw my ex fiance today, that sucked... had to drop her stuff off at her new boyfriend's house where she's livin. i need a damn beer. it's about time to smoke a bowl and zone out.
A wonderful dog story; anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you don't, and may decide you need one. Mary and her husband Jim had a dog, Lucky. Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit, they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement, and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box. It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her she was going to die of this disease; she was just sure it was fatal. She scheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night before she was to go to the hospital, she cuddled with Lucky.
Friendship And Love
Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust Love is when you feel like you are the only two around Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart Friendship is being close even when you are far apart Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart when they are not near Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best Love is when you bring them the very best Friendship occupies your mind Love occupies your soul Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there when in need Love is when you will give up everything to be at their side Friendship is a warm smile in the winter Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares A tender laugh, which opens your heart A single touch that melts away your fears A smell that reminds you of the tenderness of heaven A voic
Nails In The Fence
-Audrey Wittrup- There was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Then it gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm
Helping Someone
just going to yahoo to help someone with computer problems got my own bussiness in computers willing to help my yahoo and msn in blogs addresses see you soon derekxxxx
It's Just Funny Cause It Is True!
>> The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! >> >> >> 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. >> >> 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. >> >> 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a >> pickup > truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to > get > dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. >> >> 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money > to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes > north and south. Pick one. >> >> 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton > strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. >> >> 6. So every person in the south waves. It's calle d being friendly. Try > to understand the concept. >> >> 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL > shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your > ear > at the
Socom Video
Here is a little Video I put together of me playing Socom. The footage has been put to music. So all you Socomer's out there, hope you enjoy!!!
Every Second Beat
Every Second Beat If I had a thousand pages, I could never name them all, The reasons that I love you, For the list would be too tall. I love you for the melody, I hear within your voice. The way your blue eyes hold me, A captive, but by choice. I love you for your gentle hands, That melt away my pain. I love you for your loving heart, That made mine beat again. I love you for your loving smile, With which my old heart soars. These are some of the reasons, Every second beat is yours. ~~ Mark Liverance ~~
Ok so i was generous and rated conflick72's pic a 10 and he came back to my page and rated me a 1 thats just damn rude!!!!!
Waiting Now, When I look into your eyes I see a hollow soul Desperately seeking an escape from your pain The past holding you hostage inside your own heart Leaving you unable to open the window for a refreshing breeze to replace the putrid air of a long captive past How you go on holding onto memories that only cause you pain Twisting and turning your insides to leave what appears to be an empty shell before me I cannot help but to wonder of the thoughts that go through your mind, so I lightly knock on the door No one answers, leaving me to just catch glimpses of light through a small crack I, longing to be invited in, wait patiently on your doorstep I too grow cold Impatients overcomes me and i want to walk away but the flickers of light hold me mezmorized to where I stand Closing my eyes, I imagine hearing a beautiful song, waiting for the dance I fear will never come Yet, I still wait Waiting in the shadows of your yesterdays July 25, 2
"Smile" Sometimes i sit at home and wonder how it be if he had loved me truely loved me yes, i learned Awhile ago that kind of thing it never happens for me, and so i go around and just pretend love Is not for me i play the circus clown around my friends make them laugh and they wont see that U never let them see u sweat dont want them to think the pain runs deep, Lord know its killing me [Chorus:] So i put on my make up put a smile on my face and if anyone ask me everything is ok im Laughing cuz no one knows the joke is on me cuz im dyin inside with my pride and a smile on my Face...on my face singing, la la la, la la, lalala, la la, la la, la la, la la, la la, la la la Laaaa Sometimes i sit at home by the phone hopin he might call me but he dont call me but then i Realize dreams come true arent for girls like me not like me, and so i go around with my head Up like it aint no thing and when the boys around with all my friends im into other things cuz U never let the
How To Comment Bomb
All comment bombing consists of is dropping comments on a picture more than 100 times...on the SAME picture.....this is for contests only....we are a bombing family so there for we comment bomb and if you are not willing to do that then u r not willing to be a part of the godfather family...i do understand some people have a life outstid of fubar so if u have family issues to deal with that is cool cause i have a family as well and they take priority over this website too..all i ask is for you to keep up on all of the blogs posted for the day and to comment on the blogs letting me know weather u are going to bomb right then and there or u r going to bomb later or even if u r out of comments for the day...or even if u cant do it at all...just let me know so i dont think u r blowing us off...and if u end up blowing all your comments on the contest let me know u r done on the contest via comment on the blog u got the link from...all links for the contests we r working on r posted in the b
For Now...
So yeah...this site is VERY addicting and I really need to take a break from here...I love sitting and rating everyone's pix...but I really need to be working on the planning of my wedding...I have some big things that I need to get done as we have less than a year before we are married... I will be around and seeing whose been on my do still leave me some lovin' and rate all my pix. :-D ~Kim~
What Kind Of Seducer Are You
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get. You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them. The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase. You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away. You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance. Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't! You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors. Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor. You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.What Kind of Seducer Are You?
U Got It Bad
Oh, no, no, no, no, no... When you feel it in your body You found somebody who makes you change your ways Like hanging with your crew Said you act like youre ready But you dont really know And everything in your past - you wanna let it go Ive been there, done it, humped around After all that - this is what I found Nobody wants to be alone If youre touched by the words in this song Then baby... U got it, u got it bad When youre on the phone Hang up and you call right back U got it, u got it bad If you miss a day without your friend Your whole lifes off track You know you got it bad when youre stuck in the house You dont wanna have fun Its all you think about U got it bad when youre out with someone But you keep on thinkin bout somebody else U got it bad When you say that you love em And you really know Everything that used to matter, dont matter no more Like my money, all my cars (you can have it all back) Flowers, cards and candy (I do it just caus
Wiki Fubar
FUBAR From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Fubar) Jump to: navigation, search Look up FUBAR in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. For other uses, see FUBAR (disambiguation). FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"; see below for other variations. It is attested in the United States Army and other military settings, as well as civilian environments. Contents [hide] * 1 Variations * 2 Etymology * 3 Related usage o 3.1 Physics and mathematics o 3.2 Literature o 3.3 Film and television o 3.4 Song o 3.5 Real-world usage o 3.6 Video games * 4 Related acronyms * 5 See also * 6 References * 7 External links [edit] Variations For purposes of euphemism, "Fucked" is sometimes replaced with "Fouled." Depending on situation or habit, "all" can be replaced with "any,"
Sexy Love
August 6, 2007
Your love life gets an infusion of positive energy that should at the very least put a big grin on your face for a good chunk of the day. It's a great time for dates or just spending quiet time together.
Military Man Is Safe !!!!
Just A Question...cause I Don't Think Anyone Will Read This
I want to ask a question. Not to anyone in particular because I don't want to hear what 'everyone' says. I feel like I can do this because I doubt anyone will see this so here it goes. I recently lost someone who I loved very much. She was the only person I ever let get close to me. She meant everything to me. Now I have no idea how to go on. I put so much of myself into her. It never occured to me she wouldn't be around anymore. I didn't reallly plan for it. Now, it hurts to breath. No one will ever know any of this because I'm good at hiding things. I always have been, but inside I'm dying. Most days I'm on the verge of tears but no one notices. I guess because I'm a guy and people don't expect that from a guy. I can't sleep because I dream that she is still here right next to me. She wanted to get married and I told her we should wait. I told her I would be ready later but it was too close to my divorce. I wish I had now. I wish things would have been different. I wish I wou
Lazy Day Crock Pot Brunch
Ingredients: * 8 slices bacon * 28 oz pkg frozen shredded hash browns, thawed * 2 teaspoons EACH salt and pepper, or to taste * 1/2 green bell pepper, chopped * 1/2 red bell pepper, chopped * 1/2 cup onion, diced * 2 cups ham, cut into cubes * 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese * 12 eggs * 1/2 teaspoon Dijon-style mustard * 2 cups heavy whipping cream Pam Method Cook bacon, drain grease and set aside. Spray inside of crock pot generously with Pam. Press potatoes on bottom and 1-inch up the sides to form a crust. Season with half of the salt and pepper. Crumble bacon over potatoes. Sprinkle green and red peppers, onions, ham and cheese over potatoes. In a large bowl whisk the eggs, remaining salt and pepper, mustard and cream. Pour over potato mixture. Cover and cook on low for 6 hours or until eggs are set. Notes: This is easy and great tasting for a brunch or a morning when you have overnight guests. Number of servi
August 7, 2007
Do you need to reach someone who is notoriously reclusive or bad about answering messages? Now is the time to get them on the phone or get them in person. It might take some doing, though, so be tenacious!
to all out there in cyberland this is just the first and probably more to come later. since joining fubar i have met some very big beautiful women and have always tried to respect them for their confidence and life styles seeing some are strait and others are bi-sexual or lesbian. with me iam a strait male and my wife is bi-sexual and i am very proud of her and support her in every way i can.. because of the bbw on this site both me and mine have become more confident about our bodies seeing we are not small but big. to the hatters your just insecure about yourselves and have to point out our flaws instead of your own. THE EVIL ONE
~ Free Our Taliban ~
I just can't believe this shit What the hell is Happening in America, We need to take it back! ***************** Free our Talib John Walker Lindh broke the law. But 'the American Taliban' wasn't a terrorist, and he deserves clemency. July 29, 2007 The president's power to grant clemency -- in the form of either a pardon or a commutation -- is much maligned and occasionally abused, as was the case when President Bush used it to keep his colleague, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, from facing even a day in prison for lying and obstructing justice. But the power has its appropriate uses as well, and the case of John Walker Lindh calls out for it. Known unfortunately as "the American Taliban," Lindh became a symbol for fanaticism, even treason, in the early months of the nation's response to Sept. 11. He was apprehended in late 2001 in the mountains of Afghanistan, where, at the age of 20, he was serving in the army of a nation that harbored terrorists, including Osama bin Laden. Weak a
Extending Liquid Hope
Within the tears of night the reflection of wounded soul appears in rainbow hues of unparalleled emotions and salt trails depths of blue clouded pools to the edge of reason. A sigh from the core of being lifts from the depth of lungs, gathering every ounce of hope and in unspoken dreams ascends to heavens to deliver the message of unconditional love ..and I await arms outstretched, a smile etched upon the velvet crimson of scarred hearts as the wish for reality to be altered, to match the unspoken dreams of lonely souls, dances on the thin line between darkness and light. ..and again caught between the with precision etched lines of shared comfort, as the past, present and future find a voice sought after since the beginning of childhood. I reach.. and only the very edge of the veil that covers presence brushes past the tips of fingers stretched in tender exploration. The desire to heal seeps liquid from heart to tear in te
Peace Through Superior Firepower!
I am Patriotic in a way that I don't expect some of you to get, and if you don't, then that's okay. You see, I am third generation in the United States. My family hails from Portugal and My grandfather is our first blood born on American soil. My Grandfather served in World War II My Father served in Viet Nam I served in Desert Storm My Oldest brother served in Desert Storm Also. And my youngest brother shall be honoring his country soon. I have SERIOUS issues with Bleeding heart liberals. I have SERIOUS issues with tree huggers and daisy chain makers. These are the Assholes that run and hide behind those who have an M-16 or an SAW when conflict arises, but at their first opportunity, they will hand make a sign out of Poster paint and cardboard that reads "3,215 Dead! Are you happy yet?" When I see these assholes on the street holding their signs, I prompty give them "the" finger and say "Are you a Bleeding Heart Liberal by choice or by DNA?" I hate those fuckin
Some Shit Thats On My Mind
some ppl think when the day ends u get a new start in the morning. but what i dont understand is if thats the case them why do we always pick up from the night befor so why do we all always fall in the same trap called life and wake up alway pissed at the world and half of the ppl in the world never trys to fix it. they always have copouts sayin that i like how my life is goin when deep down they hate who they are and others say i dont know how to fix it but they r scared to talk to friends to help make things better. witch i say friend r there for a reason so talk to them and alway say becuz of them i can get pass this life easyer cuz the problums u wake up to your friends are there to help you on your way.thanks for readin this and i hope u have someone to help you on the path called life.
Drama Queens
Have you ever known someone that always throws a fit when things dont go their way? let me tell you I have had my share on here. and not all of them are women.... LOL if you know a few please post about them here so my drama queen will have company
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Pork Chops With Peach Salsa
Nectarines, apricots, or mangoes could be substituted for the peaches in this wonderful five ingredient entree recipe. INGREDIENTS: * 2 peaches, peeled and chopped * 1/2 cup chopped green onions * 1/4 tsp. crushed red pepper flakes * 1/4 tsp. salt * 1/8 tsp. white pepper * 1 Tbsp. chopped cilantro * 1/4 cup finely chopped red bell pepper * 1 Tbsp. lemon juice * 6 (3/4" thick) pork chops PREPARATION: In medium bowl stir together all ingredients except pork chops. Cover and chill for at least 1 hour. Prepare grill and heat until coals are ash white. Meanwhile, sprinkle pork chops with more salt and pepper. Cook over medium coals, covered, turning once, until pork is no longer pink in center (10-15 minutes). Serve with peach salsa. 6 servings User Reviews Write Review
"man I Aint Changed But I Know I Aint The Same"
things are okay the days are longer and hotter and i am more tired, work is work and there is no play i dont feel like im growing or growing in a room thats way to small...... the ones i love will always break me with their words. the ones i hate only anger me more dont judge me i dont speak spanish! i feel beautiful but hidden you can see this in my eyes im lost and confused and.... worest of all i know im doing it all wrong but i have no fucking clue how to do it right
It always happens like this... I meet a guy and think things are going well, and then we "do it", I never really hear from them again or whatever unless they want "it" again. I am getting tired of it. No you are not going to get "it" again if that is the only time you are going to talk to me. Am I just do-able? Is there something about me that makes one unable to actually date me and pursue a long term relationship? I know I have a kid and all, and I am not looking for a "baby daddy" she has a father, and whether or not he wants to claim her, she still has one. I am not tryin to replace him. But, being that I am a single mom, I cant just "casual" date. I guess now I should start dating persons with children of their own now. It might make things easier and they would understand more about all of it. When will I just find a decent man and be happy and have my own family, a complete family???
Volkswagon Pic
Here is the story that goes with the volkswagon picture... I would do the same thing with my Anaconda but I would have to drive a semi truck... ------------------------------------ Nelly Node's Volkswagen Beetle The police of Los Angeles have recently had a lot of fun, when they were filling out papers to register a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles because of a giant women's pubis, which they could see displayed on the front part of an oncoming car. The LA police started desperately looking for the unfortunate pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node. Nelly's passion for arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work, in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors: she was proud
Okay everyone, I have entered my first contest and it starts this coming Sunday. I have a chance to win either a vip for a month, or a blast. So help me out here everyone! I have the link to the photo below for you all to start hitting it on Sunday.
I Want This Now......
As You Can See
as you can see i deleted most of my pictures my bipolar got the best of me lastnight and i am sorry,it is sad that i let one guy ruin my selfasteam that quick but i lived with that stuff for many years and im working on it he just caught me at the wrong time but if you want my pictures back i have to put the nsfw for family only i can only have 25 people in my family so it will be tuff to decide ,thats if you want them back
Contest :)
As you know the Contest has started and there are two leaders in the pack!! But theres Still lots of time left (6 days) How did they get so many votes? They have posted Blogs, Bulletins, personal messages, and there Fubar Tag lines telling all their friends vote!! You can even rate and Comment...and Bombing is allowed so get to it :) The Leaders have been busy commenting on themselves and have seen one comment on all the others wishing them good Luck.... Remember that not only am I giving away a Blast, but a Sex toy too...One of my Favorites :)
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Jason Coley On Gone Country Magazine
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jason Coley Date: Aug 11, 2007 2:18 PM all fansjust wanted to pass along the web site to GONE COUNTRY MAGAZINE live intrerview. please check out there site: also, thanks to everyone for all the voting, hope you will continue to vote for meGod blessjc
Losing Fans??
wow.. ive lost 3 fans since i signed on this afternoon im good like that lol
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 11,2007 Your love life is about to take a positive turn, thanks to your overwhelmingly good energy. Whether you're currently single, happily partnered or on the rocks, expect a positive change today. Still waiting for Him to appear lol
Life Is Good...
Quick story...I was walking into my house this afternoon, wearing my usual comfortable clothes. Jean shorts and a loose fitting t-shirt. One of my neighbors stopped me, she said, have you gotten taller. Another neighbor said "You do look slimmer, what did you do?" I just grinned, and said been the same height since I enlisted. Well, in January, I weighed 202 lbs. I made a point then, that I would lose weight. I have done nothing since, Ihave worked out less, but more intensely when I do, I don't even do push ups or situps, and I have lost 30 lbs. I weighed myself this morning, after a couple glasses of water and breakfast, I weighed 172 lbs. I don't know about anyone else...but that put me in a danged good mood. That puts my BMI at 24.7. I am in the normal range. I am starting to feel skinny again. I love it. I almost think I am looking good. It just set my day up good all day.
The C-130 And The F-16
A "C-130" was lumbering along when a cocky "F-16" flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a pee, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flash may be a good thing; When you get older and smarter - comfortable and dull is not such a bad thing.
This May Be A Goodbye ....
Hello Friends, I have been doing alot of thinking lately.... Just not sure what to do, I met alot of GREAT people on here and some who I just cant take the BS from anymore. Im Not a mean person and I dont talk about ppl behind their back's yet, I seem to get the ones who play on their emotion's. I had 2 ppl tell me that two of my friends online has passed away and I believed them only to fine out through my own investigation it was all lies and now I have this other person whom I have become really close to telling me he may not be around much longer, see my thing is 3 strikes Im done. Im more of the giver and listener and like to make others lol. I just cant take the games and Drama anymore...... I wanted real Friends and I have some but this is suppsoe to be a Adult site and this is Not how Adults should act lying and cheating on each other. Taking a few steps back those who have my yahoo name well I may be getting rid of that as well,not sure.. Yes, Someone has played on my feeling
Wow! I thought I would have been swamped with emails by now with prospective creative ads! Guess noone is interested in 9 personal photos that are NSFW! Remember the person that comes up with the best ad gets 9 personal nsfw photos that have not been seen by any eyes here!! Hugs and Kisses Kelly
Summer Morn
Summer Morn. you are my sunrise magnificence reflected on calm waters in the quiet hours before the world awakens you're my summer breeze playing with my hair as i walk along the beach dancing along every inch of my body and you are the ocean strong, awe-inspiring and yet inviting me to fall into it's embrace comforting, an escape from all else you simply are my summer magnificent, playful awe-inspiring, comforting perfect.
Ur Shi%tin Me!!!!
i was asked in the shoutbox to enter a best tummy/abs contest, i hate contests so i linked her to a pic as a joke, now that pic is in the contest,lmfao ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ best abs/tummy on fubar contest starts monday the 13th till thursday the 16th itll be around noon time est for the start and around 10pm est for the end Bombing is ok comment = 1pt rate = 2pts ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ anybody that knows me knows i dont usually care about contest but... it would be funny if my pic won this one,lmfao soooo.... if ur bored go rate n comment thanks ~NNC~ *have an awesome day!!!*
Pain In The Grass Concert
It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me Its so ironic your what I had pictured you to be But there are facts in our lives We can never change Just tell me that you understand and you feel the same This perfect romance that Ive created in my mind Id live a thousand lives Each one with you right by my side But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance And so it seems like well never have the chance Aint it funny how some feelings you just cant deny And you cant move on even though you try Aint it strange when your feeling things you shouldnt feel I wish this could be real Aint it funny how a moment could just change your life And you dont want to face whats wrong or right Aint it strange how fate can play a part In the story of your heart Sometimes I think that a true love can never be I just believe that somehow it wasnt meant for me Life can be cruel in a way that I cant explain And I dont think that I could face it all again I barely
Rip Ray
Cool Slideshows!
just wanted to let everyone know that i have some new pics up that could use some please stop by rate and comment...thanks to all!!! ~Danielle~
"Love not who doesn't see you. See not who doesn't love you. Love who sees you and loves you anyways." ~Morgana Angelia~ AKA Justina
Cam Is On In Yahoo Im
come check me out if you like in yahoo im - mrmojorisin62 - gals, tgirls, couples only please
The Song "lips Of An Angel"
If I had a dollar for every time i heard that song of someone's profile...Id could afford to bribe Scarlett Johannsson to marry me. PICK ANOTHER SONG ALREADY PEOPLE.
My Slutty Male Friend
This was a posting a friend of mine from sl did on another blog site i belong too.. he is a PERVERT so thats just a warning. wow.. even my male friends, can be slutty Ok so I talked to the Mrs. and she thinks I should put my stories on here.. so here you go, I don't claim to be a Hemingway by any means... just a little horndog LOL.... The Lake.. The songs from the birds woke me up from the deepest sleep I’ve had in weeks. Without opening my eyes I lay there listening, I reach out for you but the bed is empty. I open my eyes to find that I am indeed alone, hmmm…. I can still smell your sweet scent and grin as my hand caresses the sheets where we made love last night. I call out to you but you do not respond, the cabin is completely silent aside from the birds. I rise out of bed and slip on my shorts that were wildly thrown across the room last night. I walk down stairs still grinning as thoughts of you and your body flashes through my memories. I find the downstairs empty and
Snapshot Of Love
Staring at our photograph Twinkling love in our eyes We were young and innocent Always drying tears I cried Promising to care for me Wrapped in your strong embrace Knowing we'd stay this way forever No one could ever take your place Here I sit, trying to carry on Missing my life without you Days drag on forever now Being alone is hard to do Life is nothing like I thought Taking your picture from the wall Pressing it tightly to my chest Our happy times I recall Our photo is getting older now Yet love in my heart still feels new Though you're somewhere else I'm still here alone loving you The time will soon be coming When we are together once again Two young people still in love No way to seperate us then
I Love Pink!!!
Your Love Is Represented By a Pink Rose You see love as something that should be light, fun, and whimsical. People fall in love with you easily. And you tend to fall out of love easily! You express your love through attention and shared experiences. You love people more than they realize. What Rose Represents Your Love?
Eyes Of Pain!
She looked at him.. And in his eyes, Saw all the pain, And heard his silent cries. She turned away, But he grabbed her hand. Leaned in closer.. To try to make her understand. "I wish that you would stay, If only for awhile. So I can feel my heartbeat again, And remember how to smile. I wish that you would sit, And talk awhile with me And lay your feelings on the table.. Set them out for me to see. I wish I would've listened To the many times you said you had to go. I was so sure you'd be alright, I'm sorry, I didn't know. All the times you've cried And the nights you couldn't sleep, I thought it would pass.. I didn't realize it ran so deep. I'm sorry for not reaching out to you When you needed me so bad. I'm sorry for not showing you, All the love I've always had. If I treated you less than you deserve And not been there for you I'm so very sorry.. Please let me pull us through." The tears were streaming down her face, As she listened to what he had
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Billy Connolly On Retirement.
What do retired people do all day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f***** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's important at my age..........
Hey Friends!
Would love to get to know some new friends on here. Please stop by and say hi and hopefully we can become better acquainted!
How To Tick People Off
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. 13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally"
Pease Help Emergency
Heyy everyone!...This guy rocks!...He is in a contest for Mr.Fubar and he's the sweetest guy ever!..This contest is based on comments so PLZ PLZ go leave as many as u can!..I dont care if you are a guy/girl and either does he. x0x0x0x -AsH.WeeE 10 = a VIP keg 50 = a drink and handcuffs ;) 100= plat cherry. 200+ = impala Send me a private message when you are done so i can gift you. No cheating cuz I will check ;) Here is the contest link to comment bomb This Bulletin Has Been Brought To You By: -->?AsH.W??E.?..-Riot Girls Cli?nt-..((Crystals B!tch))@ fubar (repost of original by 'AsH.WєєE WHITΞЯIDΞЯ®™s Mistrєss. RiotGirlsCliєnt' on '2007-08-14 19:39:33') (repost of original by '~/~Sassy Laurie~/~Co-Founder of BOMBERS R US Cheerleader Squad ~Member of the Sydicate~ Please sign' on '2007-08-15 19:19:45')
The Storm
The Storm As The Night Fades To The Day You Are Startled, Shaken From Your Sleep, With Fear In Your Eyes, You Rush To The Window To gaze Across The Sky. The Feeling Of Horror Rises As You Look To The Heavens At The Storm That Is Raging Without Control. Sweeping Across The Land. Billowing Black Clouds Race Across The Sky Releasing It’s Fury To The Earth. The Blackness Stretches As Far As The Eye Can See Engulfing Everything In It’s Path. The Thunder Rolls Across The Sky In A Clap So Loud You Fear The Sky Has Been Torn In Two. You Stand Waiting For the Thunder To Be Silenced As It Screams Its Anger, For What Seems To Be An Eternity. The Lightning So Fierce And Angry, It Strikes With Vengeance, With The Power Of the Heavens. Continuously Searching For Prey, Destroying Everything It Can Find To Strike. The Beauty And Serenity Of The Earth Is At The Mercy Of The Storms Rage, As She Tries To Find Shelter Against The fury That Has Come To Take What Life It Can F
Recieved From Phillip
My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy; I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer’s day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With you for all eternity. Our hearts, always as one. I LOVE YOU FOREVER MORE........
You Know Who U Are :p
I hope that days come easy and moments pass slow, And each road leads you where you want to go, And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile, More then anything My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it, To your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more then you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but ya never forget, All the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always forgive, and you never regret, And you help somebody every chance you get, And you always give more then you take.
~my Sins~
I am only a mere being with many faults and my sins are great...too many to mention I do not sin on purpose for I know it is wrong But yet in doing this I know my Faith out weighs my shame I know our Father up in heaven sees through all our darkness and pain and understands our corruption He loves us the same regardless as long as we can repent with all our enlightened spirit He wipes all the darkness away And lets our souls shine bright as new
My Longing Prayer..
she, the content of my cognition, engulfs my heart in laminar flow. a low momentum convection, with the viscosity of pastry dough. and what sweet confection, no, what altogether sapid concoction, and yet how absurd, i know, that this palatable combination of mind, body, and savory soul this that commands infatuation with no promise of quid pro quo would grant this lone exception and have me as her own.
I am a slutslave to my Master.I got my name from my Master because I am a slut in his house, and his slave because I want him to control me at all times. I wanted my Master because I want him to contol me.I am also bi-curious.
Things I Never Tell Ppl
in life we have many chances to tell people in our lives just how much they mean to us..but how often do we actually TELL them??? Let this be MY declaration to allt hose importnat to me, both online and off! ok this list is in no particular order so dont freak and if i miss anyone my appoligies now, its not intentional. Dor- words can not discribe the love and support you've given me over the years and i cant begin to thank you enough, you are more than just a sister, youre among my list of personal angels.. Tanya- what can i say about tanya? shes a but id have her on my team anyday because her loyalty is unsurpassed. Lou/Kira- well folks whats new with the old ppl n dogs? i owe the two of you a huge thanks and if its meant to be ill be delivering that huge hug u2 have coming to u in person... bobby- my owe personal pet dragon.*tosses dragon treat* you've been an amazing friend and friends like the ones listed here are rare and precious jewels. in my sho
Yes I Did
Contest I Need Your Help!!
Love You Sis-ma Lady Tina
Story #9
On your way home after shopping for a new outift for our playtime together you become startled as a police cruiser pulls in behind you. You're nervous as you know your Master will be upset if you are late returning. Your fear becomes reality as the lightbar, illuminates the night around you. Nervously you pull over, as the officer walks up to the car you have your paperwork waiting for him. "Keep your hands on the wheel ma'am," he orders with a stern voice. You comply not wanting to be delayed anymore then nessasary. Again the officer gives you instruction "Turn off the car, with your left hand toss the keys outside the window!" Again you do what is told. You become scared now as you realize this has become serious and you will be late. "EXit the vehicle, Turn around, and walk back to the sound of my voice....... TURN AROUND AND KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD. " The voice becomes more forcful, scaring you more, yet in the same token, stirring something inside you. AS
Best Friends...
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you!
No More"nsfw" Folder
I have been thinking about this for a time now, and i did it; I completely removed my "nsfw" folder. For a few simple reasons, 1.) I'm tired of 'some' men joining my friends list, just to see the "nsfw" folder. 2.) Some of the remarks that were made towards my picutres were rude and just not something i want to read. 3.) I was also tired of some of the grief i was getting from fellow women on here, calling me names, and pointing out the fact im married, WTF is it to you in the first place. I know some are offended by nudity, but you people need to stop your contradicting for a simple reason, you frigin look at those same damn pictures we all look at; so, for the time being, i have removed all pictures that are "nsfw". Sorry about this, but maybe when other f*ckheads grow the hell up, i may put them back up, maybe! Take care and be safe
Just For The Hell Of It. . .
Well. . . I sat down today to do a quick top ten list. I was gonna' do my top ten favorite movies of all time, but it's been so long since I put anything up here, that I completely forgot that I already put that one up. So, I have to think of something else, now. What to do. . ? I dunno'. . . I'll have to think of something, I guess. Sometimes it's hard to come up with stuff to say. . . I guess I'll just put my pants on and drink my coffee and shut up, for now. ;-)
Hey We Could Use Some Help!!!
Ok he is part of the Git-r-Done family and he is in need of some help there are two of us in there now so come on and lets have some fun..
Badass Marine Rap
She called... Blacks, Whites...wait African Americans and Caucasians, Asians, excuse me. Vietnamese, Philipenes, Koreans and Jamaicans or Haitans, waitin' Hispanics y'all. Please be paitent Mexican, Puerto Ricans, Venezualean, Cuban, Dominican, Panamanian Democrats I beg your pardon, you partied with the late, great Reagan? Republican, Independent, Christian, Catholic, Methodist, Baptist, 7th Day Adventist, 5 Percenters, Hindu, Sunii Muslim, Brothers and Sisters who never seen the New York city skyline when the twin towers still existed. But still She called. From the bowels of Ground Zero she sent this 911 distress signal. Because She was in desperate need of a hero, and didn't have time to decipher what to call 'em, so she called 'em all Her children. The children of the stars and bars who needed to know nothing more than the fact that she called. The fact that someone attempted to harm us this daughter who covered us all with her loving ar
Just So U Know
Hurricane Dean Hits Caribbian
The War Against Point Whores Has Begun!!!
Okay....First off I'mma set it off like this....Today The War against Point Whores Has Officially Begun!! I am SICK and tired of NOT having the luv returned with the MAJORITY of the women of Fubar on appears that the vast majority of them are either too stupid,too shallow,too ignorant,too naive,too conceited,too pompous or too pretentious to show the same amount of respect to YOUR page and YOUR profile that you showed them. You see I have 441 friends...only 128 fans and am a fan of 490 people...when I send a friends request I also fan,rate the pic and rate the profile and let me tell you that's quite an accomplishment to do seeing how some of your fucking pages take 10,12,15,20 minutes or more just to fucking LOAD up to do all of that....but is the the RESPECT that you shown them returned? FUCK NO!! It seems that the MAJORITY of women on here are completely content with taking ALL the points from fanning,rating the profile,rating the pic and adding and just accept
Even When I'm Sleeping - Leonardo's Bride
Two New Songs! Csn&y
Decided I needed some Crosby, Stills & Nash and some CSN&Y on my list, so I figured these two classics out today: Southern Cross Teach Your Children Can't wait to try them out live!!! cheers, Zepman
Costillitas (cuban Style Baby Back Ribs Recipe)
6-8 lb lean baby back pork ribs 8 Cloves of garlic Juice of 3 large lemons 1/4 tsp. ground oregano 1 cup sour orange juice (Or 1 Cup of Orange Juice with the juice of 1 large lime ( I use 1/2 & 1/2 of each) 5 tsp of salt 2 teaspoon of olive oil Cut the ribs in 5 to 7 inches sections. Wash well under faucet and dry thoroughly with paper towel. Smash the garlic cloves in a mortar or garlic press. Mix the sour orange juice, lime juice, oregano, garlic, olive oil and 1/ 2 teaspoon of salt. Set aside about 1/2 cup of this mix ( the marinating sauce) to be used when serving. Place ribs in a large non-metal container and pour the rest of mix over the ribs. Rub the remaining salt thoroughly on all surfaces of the ribs. Place in the refrigerator and let stand for 2 to 3 hours. Set you gas or charcoal grill to low and place ribs so that they are not exposed to direct flame. Cook slowly for about 30 - 45 minutes. Time will depend on the temperature of the your grill . (Cook very s
Hello, Hello, Hello
Well, guess I didn't make it here in time to say guess it's a Good Afternoon to everyone now! Not much going on here...being lazy, as we usually are on a Sunday. We're possibly suppose to get some rain this afternoon....50/50 chance, and we SURE need it, so let's hope at least a little shows up before the day's over. Everything here is soooooo dry, as I'm sure it is across several areas of the country. I use to be able to walk in my yard barefoot, but now the grass...or what there is of it, just sticks the bottom of your feet, it's so dry and brown. I do love hot weather, but it can go a bit to the extreme at times. But, as much as I hate cold, I will take the extreme, vs. the cold anytime! Moriah worked this weekend, and is at Landon' we're headed out to Landon's later to do supper. School starts for her on Tuesday, so just one more day of summer freedom....a BIG SENIOR, and she IS excited! As Mom...I'm still trying to figure out where the past 17 y
Most Exciting Time
*Two moon on 27 August* *27th of August the Whole World is waiting for* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will culminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again. Don't miss it
Win A Great Gift
the most people that go to my page under famley and rate on my Daughters photo in the nexts 3 days the one who has been there the most will recieve a nice gift from me so boom away
Laugh & Cry
A guy walks into a bar he's never been to before called the Crazy Horse Saloon. Walking in past the dime-store Indian, he sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives it to him and then goes to help other customers. As he's looking around at the novelty of the place, he notices a large basket at the end corner of the bar full of ten dollar bills. Every so often, he sees people walk up, toss in a ten, and go through this door at the back of the bar. He's quite puzzled by this, so he calls the bartender over for another drink, and asks him what the basket is for. "Oh that? That's the pot for our running bet. See, we've got a horse out back that's supposed to be crazy, but never shows it. So, the bet is: Anyone that can go out there and make him laugh wins the pile of money." "That's it? All I'd have to do is make him laugh? Well, count me in then!" The man sets his drink down, takes a ten out of his wallet, tosses it into the pot and walks through the door. The
There's No Place Like Home . . .'s kinda a long ways away and all, but...YaY...Just got my tickets to go to New York. YaY YaY YaY. Excited. I am. Woot.
That Was Nice. =)
my coworker thinks my book should be made into a movie. not bad for my first go ! :D LOL
Is The World A Better Place With Or Without The Government
Well hey fubar freinds i was wondering about how our government treats us citizens.... I think they should have had a better judgement in the new laws in tennessee you cant even drink and go five steps without getting arrested and ciggarrettes you cant even go ahrdly anywhere without getting fined 200 dollars is this bullshit or what hit me up if you think this is...
Do This Please
WHAT WOULD YOU DO if: i kissed you: asked you out: said i wanted to have sex with you: told you i loved you: said i want to have your babies: told you i was leaving the country for a year: asked you to marry me: said you were my best mate: said i hated you: gave you a hug: asked you to come round for dinner: DO YOU: like me: love me: care about me: want to kiss me: want to have sex with me: want to be my bf/gf: like my style: like my body: have a crush on me: hate my guts: wish i was dead: hope im going through dreadful pain: have dreams about me: think im a loser: think im the best thing in the world: WHAT IS: my best physical feature: my worst physical feature: the one word that best describes me: FINALLY DESCRIBE: my personality: my sense of humour: my body: the way you feel about me: how i make you feel (happy,sad, etc).
My Favo !!!!!
Help Me Out Too Lol i need rates and comments for the next week and 2 days tyvm
To All My Friends...
you know, it's a true blessing to have all the friends i do on fubar... just because we don't always talk or chat... or just because i can't post a comment on your page all the time... or send gifts... or do some random act of kindness... doesn't mean that i don't appreciate every single one of you. Nor does it mean that i'm a kind of guy where i just don't give a shit about any of my friends... This blog is for you, the ones who in some kind of way, have touched my heart, or who have made me smile or vice-a-versa. I'll always be here if you need me, to talk to in times when your down. I'll give you an anchor to be supportive with. I'll do whatever in my powers to show you just how loved you truely are. Always and Forever, YOURS Truely, Derek
I Feel
Lonely 4 Too Long.....
What du u du when all ur smiles are just a kover up for the tearz!?! When you act lyke nothingz wrong...but really, deep down...ur heart iz slowly shattering intu a billion pieces of dust...!?! I want tu move on, but how kan i when it feelz lyke everyone iz using me?? I've been alone for almost a year now!.....I miss him...i really du! He doesn't understand just how much i need him! We only randomly get along...right now we're fighting!....He frustratez me so bad! One time he told me that i'd never find neone better than him, n' sumtimez i really let it sink in....i start believing him, but deep down i know that there'z better out there....He'll find me sumday...but what du i du until then? I'm a mutha tu twin boyz...n' i love spending time with my kidz, but the hardest part of my day is laying down each night...AlOnE.....I am hyper & kurr-azie during the day, but once i hit the pillow...thatz when the tearz fall....n' noone knowz it but me..... lost, konfused.....n' just
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
For My Heart
Bob Dylan - Hava Negilah - Chabad 1989
Something big happens in your love life and you can hardly think about anything else. It could be someone new, or maybe a milestone of sorts with your current partner. Whatever it is, keep smiling! it's all lies i tell you.......
~ Dale Earnhardt - Icon ~
~ The Man ~
What Creature Of The Night Are You You Most Like?
You scored as You are a Vampiric Elf!, Congratulations my friend! You are a Vampyric Elf. Your kind are few and far between! Your hobbies include drinking the blood of innocent victims or just draining it and mixing it with herbs and spices. You were once one of the noblest of white magic creatures but you turned against those who you loved, most likely because of lost love, and turn yourself into their greatest fear to punish them all!You are a Vampiric Elf!83% Black Witch75% Fallen Angel50% Vampire33% You are a Demon8% What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with Gee a dark vampire elf hmm na giggles.
How To Set His Thighs On Fire
When I first left my husband and became single I spent a great deal of time reading about men. Studying and learning so that I would understand men better. I read “Date Like a Man”, “Secrets About Men Every Women Should Know”, “How to Set His Thighs on Fire” and a whole other slew of books that promised to unlock the secrets to understanding men. These books told me things like never use pet names with men, always follow the “Pair and a Spare” dating philosophy where in you should always date 2 men at one time and then have a back up man in case you break up with one of the men. They detailed that men are fixers, men are unemotional, men are thinkers and a whole laundry list of things that men are… and aren’t. As I began dating, I carefully applied these practices to the men in my life. I didn’t call them baby or honey or any kind of pet name. I dated several men at one time. I didn’t overwhelm them with my life or my issues or even really shared my thoughts and feelings cause
Wow Long Time No See
sory i seeme off to myself tonight not meaning to ignore anyone .. but was enjoying the coversation with a local lady whom . had previous aquaintance wtih in the real world nice when someone who remembers ya for your past and is able to see the differances in where you are and once were ... ya know how most wil always hold old bullshit against yu no matter how much better you a are doing in todays day and time .. her nam is Maggie . originally from California and move over here .. to raise her kids in a mor elaid back envirnment .. it was reall awsome though to catch up on things .. she was sad .. when i told her the bar owner's wife died .last month .. LOL she offered me another house cat .. i might get my whiskers a friend he been seeiming lonly here latly .... i hope the 2 will get along together if i go get her ... been a good night jus to enjoy being just me here . without the presures of popularity ...
Aug 22
August 22, 2007 Quote of the Day "To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." – Anatole France
One Word Only...
OK...let's play this game..
Something To Thingk About
"People say when a man begins to talk to God, he's either found his way or lost his mind. I'm not looking for the way and don't care if I've lost my mind. I just want to know if what I'm doing is right or wrong. But no matter how many times I ask I get no answer. Does that mean there is no God or just no answer?"
Omg From My Brother.....
Just A Test
just a test
Away From Desk "afk"
I know it seems like I just got back from a weeks vacation, but I'll be gone again from Aug. 23rd to Aug 29th. I'm heading to North Dakota. Long time friend is renewing his wedding vows. Since I introduced him to his wife of 30yrs, they both felt I should attend. I'll be sending pics via my cell phone if I can get service out there. See you all in 6 days.. Sir Dave
The Saints
Need Your Help
Please come visit me at dark shadows lounge I am trying to break another djs record of members. click the pic below.
It's A Riot @fubar
where am i? it's beyond recognition alright. oh now i find the fan, friend buttons. i pushed the wrong one the other day and got a message saying something 'well kinda , ah not worth mentioning..' lmao
Everything's changing in the next month for me. I'm going back to school in a new school and a new program. I'm keeping one job and starting another. I'll be working with 11 new kids at the one, and new staff and kids in the other. I also just broke up with the boyfriend, so it feels weird to be single again after two and a half years. The new job I have is at a Respit program for kids with special needs. So my days will be 8am-1pm at the preschool, 2-4 at the respit, then classes 5-8pm Mondays and Thursdays. On weekends I'll be on call at the Respit program so I can pick up more there. So between learning my new kid(s) at the preschool and respit i'll have homework again too. Ugh I have not missed that part of school. But I'm excited, I finally have busy days to occupy myself with :)
What a day its been. Today around 7:45 AM the power at work went out. We had to close the store till the power kicked back on. So basically we all sat around today playing flashlight tag in the store. Kinda fun actually. It was pretty cool though, The store manager bought everyone lunch from Subway! YummO! Anyways - I am going through my default album, and sorting through pictures. This is a pain in my butt, lol, but its got to get done. My bulletin board is currently OFF - Soooo if there are any decent sized level ups that need my attention - ShoutBox me, and I will help out. BrattyBytch/OUT!
= Dreams Suck =
dreams suck bigtime cause you have to eventually wake up. i'm hungover a little, and i guess i smoked too much noodle (see mumms) but waking up from the dreams i was just having really blows dogs. of course, they wern't sexual, you perverts, but they were nonetheless important to me, apparently, otherwise i wouldn't have been dreaming them. *slaps himself* was dreaming of what i don't have. a relationship, pure and simple, with someone normal, yet special, and secure within that relationship to where all was cozy and - well, DREAMY. fucking dreams suck ass. going back to dreaming, maybe it will still be there.... xxxooo -gregg michael
Ontario (canada ) "highway Of Heroes"
HIGHWAY OF HEROS There is a petition circulating on the net to have a portion of Highway 401 designated as the "Highway of Heroes". The web site reads Quote Let's officially designate 'Highway of Heroes' In Ontario, when a Canadian soldier dies for his country in Afghanistan they touch Canadian soil at Canadian Forces Base Trenton. From there, a funeral procession leaves the base and heads to Toronto, Ontario taking our departed heroes to the Centre for Forensic Sciences. Along the 172km path of Highway 401 people fill the overpasses to show their support, waving Canadian flags and signs, in a sort of paying their respects to the fallen and their families. It's been unofficially dubbed the "Highway of Heroes" and I personally would love for an official naming of the 401, from Trenton to Toronto down to the Don Valley Parkway "The Highway of Heroes". It's already called that to the thousands of people who line the bridges along the way and it should be remembered as such in
Just a heads up - I'll be at the Bellydancing Workshop tomorrow morning. As it ends at noon, I should be home early afternoon. My daughter was released from Jail late Wednesday afternoon. She has been staying with a friend in LaCrosse! They let her out of Jail with no meds!!! I am livid over that - that is totally irresponsible! And she has no way to get her meds until next week. So she will probably go inpatient in the Psych Unit to get her meds back on schedule. She's already going through withdrawal. Good grief! As she really needs forewarning and a plan in place for her release, this just blows my mind! What a mess! Ah, well! She will be in good hands in the Psych Unit, lol. Me? I'm going to dance this mess right out of my head. Luckily, she does have an apartment lined up, thanks to her Caseworker! She'll be able to move in by the first. Enough for tonight! Good night, dear friends! Rest well. Sweet dreams. As a dear friend of mine likes to say, sleep deep! Blessings, l
Best Friends Contest
BEST FRIENDS CONTEST.... the winners are.....Danielle~Blazing Bombers~@ fubarMizz B. Haven ~~BLAZING BOMBERS~~@ fubarbest friends on/offline. show them some love they had more then 6000 comments and the most rates! a double whammy win!CONGRATS LADIESS!!@}--,--
Your Sweet Lips Upon Mine
I'm sitting here thinking of your sweet lips upon mine, the things it conjures up are simply divine! oh my love, how i long to share a deep kiss... MMMM those luscious lips how they bring me such bliss! I cannot wait until we are together again. To hold you in my arms and let our love begin. UNtil that time is finally here Know in your heart i am always near. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!
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tonight was a mixture of more and more and more and more and more...subconscious ramblings. So I spent the night yakking my arse off in Black Pumps. Nina and Kjerstie were there...and I dont really feel like blogging.. BUT. Lets just say we had to debate on Ok, Computer Vs. The Bends. You cant really fucking compare a radiohead album.. when they are musically, lyrically different. Then we had to get on the subject on Ann Coulter-Satan's whore and all... But other than that..... Ive got that nostalgic feeling...and feeling a little ....breathless...and i didnt even visit that very..VERY..emo hookah bar Yet. " ..I keep fallin over and over when I see a face like you.. what am I coming to? Im gonna melt..." ~radiohead-street spirit (fade out) It was caffeine...Partial Cigs, and Radiohead all over again.
Signs That You May Be A Rocky Horror Fanatic
1. You've started buying rice and toilet paper in bulk. Your parents attribute this to a gastrointestinal problem. 2. "Virgin" has a different meaning for you than most people. 3. When filling out forms, you list your occupation as "unconventional conventionist" and nationality as "Transylvanian." 4. At family reunions you substitute the Hokey Pokey with the Time Warp. 5. You were disappointed to learn that Denton, Ohio is not a real place. 6. The salesclerks at the local lingerie shop know you by name... and you're a guy. 7. You brought a water pistol to "Titanic", trying to encourage audience participation. 8. When watching "Spin City", you have an uncontrollable urge to yell "ASSHOLE!" at Barry Bostwick. Your concerned roommates think this is a form of Tourrett's. 9. At a Carly Simon concert, you shout "SAY IT! SAY IT!" during "Anticipation." 10. You've consid
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~the Quickening~
It is as if a Blackwind has blown me in from the void that has consumed me for so long, sweeping me into the loving arms of Darkness once again. And I embrace Him willingly. Lucidity is not my fashion- I am constant in the realm of dreams and magick, music and the sweet sounds of my blade scraping against the bones of my enemies. You will see elements of girlish glee whether it be at the sight of a red dragonfly buzzing around me or the feel of blood between my toes on this battlefield I rage upon. Both bring me equal peace, equal joy. And the Blackwind? He is like a velvet cloak of desire draped over my shoulders- an old friend and battle mate- I have always known his sword was mine, though until now I have been loathe to call upon it. Did not expect him to be there after so long- after they way we ended. Yet he was- unquestioning, needing no explination or words, and when he cloaked me in his Darkness I felt his strength flow through me and I was renewed. My chi lifte
Breakfast At Mcdonalds
Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away,
Bombadier Myles Stanley John Mansell
This Is So True
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 26,2007 You've reached the end (or maybe the climax) of this chapter of your life, and need to think about what lies ahead. Your ambition won't let you rest for very long, so get busy and see what happens!
Cpl. David Braun
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Just Getting Started
Love As A Power Source!
Ok, just to get an idea where I want to go, I asked myself, what is LOVE to me?? Is it a feeling, a mask, a tool, an energy or what?? For many years I have tried to define that word! Today isn't any different in that aspect! Throughout my life I have witnessed LOVE being many things!! I have given witness to it being a way to save a family member, a way of letting someone know how special they are, a way of describing a relationship, a way of leading others towards a path of enlightenement, and many other things!! So, if LOVE can be so many things, how would you describe it? As a tool, Love can be used to teach someone what is believed to be right and wrong, as a feeling it can be used to define a level in a relationship, as a mask it can be used to hide hurtful feelings to protect another from any harsh words, as an energy it can be used to make the physical body much stronger than one would anticipate! Knowing these things I recently came to the conclusion that LOVE
Why Im Not On
if im not on as much is cause i have pressure sores that decided to break AGAIN..last time the broke i was bed ridden from jan im not able to sit up right now.i can type laying down but i become sore ..blah blah if you dont see me right now you know why..if you dont know what a pressure so is look it up..
Wiccian Blessings To All
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
I Am Who I Am....
Most of you out there, don\'t know alot about me, but there are some who know MOST things about me. This is a lil BLOG for me to vent. I\'m frustrated. I know it will be hard for SOME people to understand, and one person, whom i thought was so close to me, is not supporting me and just cant get past some issues, and has gone against me in this. I have CANCER. It is treatable, and I will be fine. I have to believe that. ~~~ I am generally a happy go lucky, likes to have fun, flirtacious, fun, freaky geek type of gal and everyone generally loves me. I\'m goofy, and silly, and sometimes a straight out NERD, lol but people love that about me. I\'m not speaking \"high on myself,\" i\'m stating a fact/point. I have a lot of friends that i hang out with on weekends. WEEKENDS!!!!! cuase during the week, my life is too crazy, now mind you, I have 4 children, 5 including the adopted older child/friend of family. She is actually an adult, she is 20 yrs old, but recently lost h
Armed Forces
U.S. Armed Forces Providing the enemy an oppotunity to die for their country.
Willie,waylon & Me
Need People
my friends starting a contest for best pic for a 3 day blast ... most comments in 5 days wins . anyone wantin to join private msg me and ill let him know
Test For Dementia
"Test for Dementia" "It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
Free Speech Xpress Vol X No 33 August 24 2007
Delivering Weekly Censorship Updates to the Adult Entertainment Industry Vol. X, No. 33, August 24, 2007 - A Member Service of the Free Speech Coalition Stories without byline submitted by FSC contract writer, Scott Ross Contributing writers: Matt Gray and Dave Grimaldi Copyright 2007 Free Speech Coalition. Permission to reprint granted to FSC members; please give credit. Thank you for your support of FSC and our important mission. Together, we are making a difference. Miami Officials Vote to Close Flava Works House MIAMI, FL - In a 5-2 vote, Miami's Code Enforcement Board ruled last week that Flava Works is running an adult business illegally because it is based in an area that is zoned for residential use. The studio has been found guilty of two violations: operating an adult business in a residential area and operating a business in a residential area. Flava Works has been instructed to stop all operations of its internet site, pays young m
Looking Through Your Eyes..
When I look through your eyes.. I see deep inside your soul.. I feel my spirit rise.. I've never felt like this before.. I don't know how this can be.. The power you seem to posses.. Touched though you've never been close me.. Feeling like my soul's caressed.. A few words exchanged.. I'm left longing for more.. Our live's rearranged.. Soul's left tattered and torn.. I long for the day when you're by my side.. So we can do away with those sad days.. Our feelings we no longer hide.. We finally get to say those things.. A love we can share.. To last longer than time.. Someone who cares.. To be yours and you'll be mine.
Healing The Heart Of Humanity
Healing the Heart of Humanity Humanity Healing Network invites you to embrace a revolutionary concept: The Integrity of Human Nature Together, By valuing the Integrity of our fellow man We can renew the Human Species.
Love, Respect, Trust, Friend.....
hon·es·ty ~>n. moral uprightness: the quality, condition, or characteristic of being fair, truthful, and morally upright Now why is this so hard? I don't get it.... I really don't. I don't know any other way to be. Ok fine it gets me in shit sometimes but its worth it in the end. Some of my best friendships have come because people cant believe how honest I am. Baby, when I say I call it like I see it ... its no joke. We all know no matter what I will be honest with anyone in this world. I have no reason not to be. I just don't understand why people have to be such liars all the time. If there is one thing that pisses me off its a liar. Ask anyone who knows me this is a proven fact....I hate lairs. I will purposely make them look like an ass. Most of the time its straight up lies to ... you know their lying and they continue to do so. See that's were I come in and burst their little bubble....LMAO. I don't give a shit how little or big the lie is or who the fuck you think you might b
My Thoughts On Life
A person's life is like a tree. In the summer the sun shines, the rain is warm, and birds sing among the braches. But summer can't last forever, winter will come. When winter comes the tree doesn't die but it will loose some leaves and a few braches. The tree retreats back to its roots, down into the earth where it will wait out the harsh season. No winter lasts forever. Summer will come, the sun will return, along with the birds and they will sing. The tougher the winter, the tighter the grain, the stronger the tree. Like that of a person. Me.
Yay Or Nay?
i have been seeing my bullitin being reposted so i guess all i can ask is yay or nay on the role playing game lounge if yay give me a week and it will be ready for opening if nay i will not bother to make it up and i will trash the idea Thank You ~ Lost In The Dark~
Bloody Funny
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London . I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and se
Aug 29
August 29, 2007 Quote of the Day "The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself." – Anna Quindlen
Lest One More Child...
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You
Ok so, Im headin off line for the night here pretty soon. I'm just uber exhausted!!! Does anyone want the last of my 11's before I go? I've got 71 of em. EDIT - NO MORE 11's! They're gone till tomorrow!
We Need People
my friends starting a contest for best pic for a 3 day blast ... most comments in 5 days wins . anyone wantin to join private msg me and ill let him know
Hawaii Woodpecker & California Woodpecker
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said.. Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely "im-peckable" (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, and had accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion... Y
Timmys Bedtime Story Part 3
She woke up the next morning, not knowing if what she had felt was real. She raised her hand to her neck, the bite she could still feel. She got up got dressed, not wanting to be out of bed. She couldnt get the night, of passion out of her head. She went to work just the same, just like she had before. Her mind kept wondering off, to the dress that he had tore. How could it be a man she did not know, could keep her mind boggled, could make her want him so? The week seem to go by so slow, "Contessa were going to the inn tomorrow wanna go? What do you say? Thats right she thought with a smile, tomorrow is friday. She went home and took a bath. She was unaware of her lovers wrath. She went to bed but could'nt sleep. She even tried counting sheep. 11 pm she started her walk to the bar, walking so fast but she didnt get far. The stranger she had met the one that clouded her mind, steadly walked and grabbed her from behind. Hello lady Contessa he whispered in
What The Hell????
Update On My Mom
Well she went to the specialist today and sadly it is a tumor. She goes the 13th of September for surgery. Because it is so close to her ear and jaw there are critical nerves there that 30 percent of people who have surgery there have some permanant facial paralysis. So please will all of you keep her in your prayer!! Thank you all for your prayers so far!!!
Roasted Pork Tenderloin And Vegetables
Roasted Pork Tenderloin is surrounded with tender vegetables in this easy one dish meal. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound pork tenderloin * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * 2 onions, cut into wedges * 3 carrots, cut into chunks * 2 Yukon gold potatoes, cut into wedges * 1/2 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning * 2 tablespoons butter PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. In 9x13" pan, place pork tenderloin and sprinkle with seasoned salt. Arrange vegetables around pork, then dot with butter and sprinkle with Italian seasoning. Bake, uncovered, at 425 degrees F for 35 minutes.Then cover pan with foil and bake 10-15 minutes longer until pork is cooked and vegetables are tender.
Well the ultrasound went okay, he's still a boy! And looks like he's only about 7 pounds right now, the doctor I talked to there said if I make it to full term he would prob. be around 8 or 9 pounds. Which even if he was 10 or more I would be trying to push out anyways! How do you know if your water has broken? I went to the bathroom and peed but then either more pee trickled out or it was my water.
A Closer Look At Species On The Brink
Some 25 percent of Earth’s plants and animals may be lost forever by the year 2050, primarily due to habitat loss and climate change. Our scientists estimate that today, nearly one species is pushed to the brink of extinction every 20 minutes - about the time it takes to watch a single television episode. CI has a close eye on these threatened species, and our goal is to safeguard 175,000 of them in the next few years by protecting the landscapes and seascapes they rely on. Now you can learn more about 14 of these plants and animals, and their fight for survival, at
This Will Scare You To Death, Or Make You Cry!
MOST WANTED TERRORISTS!! Tyler (repost of original by 'Tyler' on ':26:31')
Best Pick Up Line!
OMG!!! I've heard all sorts of pick up lines and opening lines you can imagine. Nice ones, dirty ones, cheesy name it, I've heard it. Heck, I've even heard guys getting straight to the point on their opening line (they wanted to screw me, go down on get the idea). Everyone has their own way of introducing and expressing themselves. Which is fine. But here is where I draw the line. Just a few minutes ago, some weirdo (and for his privacy's sake I won't mention his name)...sends me a shout and says (and I quote): "I was wondering if I may buy a pair of ur socks and a pair of ur sneakers/gym shoes pls?" I was so shocked, that I sat here staring at the computer screen for a good 5 minutes, and even had to re-read the shout a few times just to make sure that I read it correctly. lol I had to reply. Luckily a friend of a friend actually owns a web site that sells dirty girl's socks. So I replied to this guy, and told him to visit
Pushing Me To The Edge
she's pushing me to the edge I'm barely hanging on She's driving me insane I can't believe I call you mom I'm bout ready to say I'm done I don't know where u get all these crazy ideas from I can't believe you pretty much said you don't trust me You know I could leave and finally be free from all the misery and hell you put my mind thru I can't believe I try to impress you after all the things I accomplished still this isn't good enough for you? After all I say and do this isn't enough I know I'm gonna stay tough Cuz your not gonna bring me down I may wear this frown but one of these days I won't be around!!!!!!!
Life Sucks......
Hearing the sounds of you throwing stuff around the house. Like you were wanting to wake the dead. Hurting me more and more. All I can think, Is I have been here before. You don't say a word, you just keep being loud. Seems like this goes on forever. I turn around to see whats going on. You don't even come to bed. What am I doing that is so wrong? I wake up to find you on the couch. Tears running down my face, I know you can hear me crying. I keep thinking that mayb tomorrow will be better. Feels like I been crying no stop. Well It's a new day now. You got up and went to work without a goodbye. It feels like I don't even exist right now. I was hoping thismorning when I woke up it will all be a dream.
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Damn Ipod
My iPod told me to fuck off last night. Not in so many words, but it won't turn on and my Macbook won't even recognize it when I plug it in. It doesn't even register that it is there. I guess I know what I'll be asking for this Christmas. I'm not sure if Apple will do anything about this. Probably not. They'll probably charge me just to look at the damn thing and then to fix whatever is wrong with it, so I might as well get a new one since mine is 2 years old and all scratched up anyway.
How Much Have U Changed
How much have u changed? 10 years ago.... 1.) How old were you?: 30 2.) Where did you go to school?:didnt 3) Where did you work? didnt 4) Where did you live?: Grand Rapids 5.) Where did you hang out? home with kids 6.) Did you wear glasses? yes 7.) Who was your best friend? Char 8.) How many tattoos did you have? 0 9.) How many piercings did you have?2 in each ear 10) What car did you drive? olds 11.) Had you been to a real party? yeah 12.) Had You had your heart broken? Nope! -----------5 years ago----------- 1.) How old were you?: 35 2.) Where did you go to school? didnt 3.) Where did you work? BAR 4.) Where did you live? Grand Rapids 5.) Where did you hang out? Home 7.) Who was your best friend? Kristin and Karmin 9.) How many tattoos did you have? 10.) How many piercings did you have? ears 11.) What car did you drive? 93 Explorer 12.) Had your heart broken? no 13.) Were you Single//Married/taken/Divorce
Death Of Common Sense
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance, for Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations. Obituary for Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriorate r
The Ten Most Important Things
LOVE: The special feeling that makes you feel all warm and wonderful. RESPECT: Treating others a well as you would like to be treated. APPRECIATION: To be grateful for allthe good things life has to offer. HAPPINESS: The full enjoyment of each moment a smiling face. FORGIVENESS: The ability to let thing be without anger. SHARING: The joy of giving without thought of receiving. HONESTY: The quality of always telling the truth. INTERGRITY: The purity of doing what's right now matter what. COMPASSION: The essence of feeling another's pain while easing their hurt. PEACE: The reward fro living the ten most Important things.
Mabon/Autumn Equinox (September 20-23) Mabon, (pronounced MAY-bun, MAY-bone, MAH-boon, or MAH-bawn) is the Autumn Equinox. Mabon Introduction @ Lady Bridget 1996 Mabon, or the Autumnal Equinox, occurs when the Sun is at zero degrees Libra, and as the name implies, it is the time when day and night are of equal length. Libra is the sign of the zodiac symbolized by the scales in balance, and it is a perfect symbol also for the day and night in balance. Balance is the theme for many of our Mabon rituals, as this is a good time to restore balance to your life. As we see the winter time approaching, it is a time to get your priorities in order. The night conquers day, as we slide into the dark half of the year. This was the true Thanksgiving, the Harvest Home, the second of the harvest festivals, and the most important one to the agricultural cultures as this is when the majority of the harvest came in. The Harvest Moon is the brightest of all the Moons, and a good thin
Ten Things You Didn't Know About Google
Ten things you didn't know about Google The name Google is a spelling error. The founders of the site, Larry page and Sergey Brin, thought they were going for 'Googol.' Googol is the mathematical term for 1 followed by 100 zeros. The term was coined by Milton Sirotta, nephew of American mathematician Edward Kasner, and was popularized in the book, Mathematics and the Imagination by Kasner and James Newman. Google's play on the term reflects the company's mission to organize the immense amount of information available on the web. Initially, Larry and Sergey Brin called their search engine BackRub, named for its analysis of the of the web's "back links." The search for a new name began in 1997, with Larry and his officemates starting a hunt for a number of possible new names for the rapidly improving search technology. The reason the google page is so bare is because the founder didn't know HTML and just wanted a quick interface. Due to the sparseness of the
Streets Lie
“The streets lie, the sidewalks lie, everything lies You can try and read it but you're gonna get it wrong...all wrong The summer evenings burn and melt and the nights glitter but you're gonna get it wrong And it's gonna sink its teeth into your flesh and pull you to the bottom.” ~Henry rollins
Career Change -- From Starving Artist To The White House
Ah, another ultra-busy, sleep-deprived week concluded with new newspapers from my company being distributed with a noticeable degree of errors in zip code circulation; covering several meetings into the late night; helping my aunt load pounds upon pounds of crap into a storage shed; a bit of imbibing (not enough really =); lamenting the busybody attitudes of my upstairs neighbors (they must be on speed); mocking the downfall of Alberto "Fredo" Gonzales;" looking on as an insurance adjuster estimated what it will take to replace the roof at the Ortiz family compound; a blackout at my office that further delayed production; covering the opening of a multi-arts studio (good luck, ladies, you'll need it in this relatively art-unappreciated town!); enjoying the Longhorns and Bobcats' close wins; and boosting my giddiness potential after reading online what plots await in J.J. Abrams' monster and Star Trek flicks, and the go-ahead to turn G.I. Joe from a hallowed '80s cartoon into a live-act
My iPod isn't broken after all :) And I'm really bored.
Comment Contest!!
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Why The Dishonesty "hypnotic Star"?
So and incident occurred..."Hypnotic Star" and I agreed to exchange 11s w/ each other....for the record...when I say I'm going to do something, I do it and I follow through. We exchanged so we could both benefit during Happy Hour. She said she only had 82 and I only had 88, so we started rating each other....I used all of mine on her...all 88!!! She only rated w/ great, I why did She stop? In the end she says she didn't even want to and started swearing at me and shit...this sounds so 1 sided that she's the bad guy and shit, but I keep my cool, after all, there's no point to on fubar when we should all be having a good time.....some advice now for everyone... This isn't to slander this person, only to make everyone aware that this person or anybody...when you decide exchange in it in smaller amounts 10 11s each and keep going....and be careful of the emotionally unstable people out there.....whatever...hahahahaha.... Enjoy your 3 day weekend everybody and wish
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i feel so sick... i feel like im losing control... i just need to come back down to earth... inhail... and remembe everything is going to be just fine.....
Hey Sexy Cherries!!
Hey sexy cherries!! date: 2007-09-03 12:27:12 Please leave me picture comments, got alot of new ones up over the past few weeks! Family members please comment my just me(nsfw folder) I will return the favor on the comments ASAP!
My Aunt
my aunt is new to fubar so please go by and show her some luv. thank you so much
Don't Waste The Pretty
Last July I left my husband and moved to Phoenix to start over. I told my friends and family that I was hitting the “re-do” button on my life (you know, the big button that looks strangely like the “that was easy” button from staples- what? We all have that button- trust me you do too- we just don’t all use it). Anyways, part of starting over was ending my 6 year marriage and refashioning myself and who I was into who I wanted to be. For me that meant learning different habits: learning how to cook for one, be single, be independent, look over your back in a dark parking lot, how to use pepper spray etc. Those of you that know me in real life know that I have zero common sense but a ton of book smarts. So I did what any geeky gal would do: I did a lot reading in order to “learn” how to cope as a single 30 something year old woman (after all I hadn’t been single since honestly leg warmers where in… what??? I’ve always either been married or in a LTR. Take one look and yo
Don't Give Up, You Are Loved
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Me And My Gurlz
The end of summer is here. While this is one my favorite times of year because the kids go back to school. The summer is full of sun and hope and promise lazy days by the pool with the kids. I love when school starts because theres finally time for me, time to go have coffee with friends or just sit outside for a lil bit and enjoy the peace and quiet. Fall and winter are coming and theres so much to do. Its wonderful to me watching my kids be amazed at the things they learn. Full of wonderful questions and plans for the future. At the same time one of my least favorite times of year. Once school starts again life gets so very hectic theres school work and soccer practice gymnastics and dance. Always busy running and not lots of quality time spent with the kids. I miss the noise and the laughter and the time spent with my little girls the funny things they say. Im so torn about having quiet and listening to their noise the smiles and hugs that are given so freely as we make cookie
I Want To Know Ya Know Ya Know Ya...
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.)A. 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about yo
Role Play
There are no rule's for making love. So you need to break down the wall's. Let there be no barrier, let all securities fall. Take your lover into the game, make it fun for two. Let him be the principle, the one that punish's you You can be the nurse, take care of all his pains. He can be the student, you teach him so many things. Try some of these games, see how much heat it brings. He can be your boss, telling you what to do. Oh yes there's the cop, that puts hand-cuffs on you. You want to be an actress, you want to be a star. He is the producer, without him you wont go to far. He's a millionaire, his house to big it seems. You are the french maid, you were hired to clean. Two total strangers, you meet at the bar. Cant keep your hands off each other, in the backseat of the car. He sings in front of millions, you're his biggest fan. He will be your first, your virginity he will proclaim. He is the photographer, shooting you in still-frame. He can b
The Ones With The Most Comments On All My Photos Will Recieve A Nices Gift
so got rate them all
Never Forget
Even thou we're miles apart I'll keep you close within my heart Praying for God to watch over Thee Til you come back home to me The heat the sand the MRE's Lifeless trees without their leaves We keep our faith as they stand strong Til they come home where they belong Our boys and girls are in this war For liberty they are fighting for How much longer can this last Will this fighting come to pass I pray each day to keep them safe While they all try to keep their faith To remain strong and stand their ground While bombs and bullets are all around So proud so strong so brave are they Protecting our land being in harms way Do what they do for you and me So we can live and still be free
What Happened
What happened to us as people? Our word used to mean something. It was a bond of trust if a man/woman gave their word it meant something. Now days not even their word on paper mean much anymore. We have to sue in order to sometimes make sure people abide by the words on a paper. We have lost our own morals. On the net men/women become wild beast almost. Drooling over people saying things they would never say in person. You would never see someone walking down the street saying what size penis or breasts do you have. What happened to respect for others? Trust,values, morals, respect... is what we have lost. On and Off line.
Hello All
hello all still no internet lol at the library but hope to hear from you all soon just thought to stop by and say hello take care all much love from C&T Stash Club Seejaykaygee
From Tongue, Thanx...i Luv It
Anxiety Attack
Falling, falling into the murky depths. Fighting to stay afloat, reaching out. Slowly sinking deeper finding no hold. A thick fog closes in around me. Blocking out the final rays of light. I sink below the thick gritty surface. The last of my breath squeezed from my lungs. As they fill with sludge, dirt and slime. I panic for a brief few seconds. Then no more as the life seeps from me. My body goes slack and my heart beats no more. ~Morgana Angelia~ 9-4-2007
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Embrace The Change
All that ever was exists now In the living body of the being We call Universe, Goddess. She breathes in ... We are born. She breathes out ... We die. But birth and death are on the same wheel Which is always turning, Like the tide Or the changes of the moon. We become ancestors, The unborn, The newborn, The guardians of those to come. Cherish the turning, The letting go and the bringing forth, Decay and growth, Life and death. All points on the wheel are sacred. Embrace the change. — from The Pagan Book of Living and Dying by Starhawk
The Ride :)
They were in his car, heading out of town for a quick secret getaway. It was still warm, so she was wearing a sundress. He suspected she was not wearing any panties, knowing what a naughty girl she could be. He smiled at that thought, hoping he was in for a fun ride. She was already thinking about what she wanted to do with him but knew that whatever they did, it would be hot and wild. They had gone just a short distance down the highway when she moved closer to him, putting her hand on his thigh and leaning in to kiss his neck. She always liked to nuzzle him where his neck met his shoulders, and she said she loved his scent there. She continued kissing his neck and rubbing his thigh with her hand, moving closer and closer to his crotch, where his cock was starting to stir in anticipation. She murmured in his ear in a low, sexy voice how much she wanted to tease him and make him hard as a rock. Her hand kept getting tantalizingly close to his cock but stopped just short each time befor
World Internet Main Event
World Internet Main Event World Internet Main Event - San Francisco On September 13, 14, 15 and 16, 2007 You will witness an ALL-NEW seminar model and discover the latest and most cutting edge secrets for creating and running a profitable business on the internet. You will meet the world's best experts - people who are making money ONLINE doing what they teach. You will talk with these experts... ask them questions... and get the answers you need about YOUR situation and goals. You will take a seat at the only event in the world that proves to you LIVE on stage how selling online is really done. You'll get the behind the scenes tour of how to run your business when you get home and see money being made and deposited LIVE. You'll walk away with not only a business in a box (actual licences to products you can sell right away) ... but also the world's most successful millionaire-maker business system (Mike Filsaime's "Butterfly Marketing" valued at $1,497) ... plus a VIP t
Nobody Wants To Chat
im all alone tonight,nobody wants to chat and now i am sad so if you want to chat leave me a message
Thank You Friends
Everyone has been so supportive, I want to thank you for that. Stephen even made me a beautiful pic asking people to help me out with points, as well as Dark Prince and Lilith buying me VIP's and Blasts. I have been trying really hard to get on here as much as I can. Please, again, If i missed some pics that you uploaded or mumms I missed please let me know, I am trying to catch up with my closest friends. I just wanted you all to know your very loved and very appreciated by me:) PS Thank you all again for helping me out too many to name but you know who you are:) Bloody Kisses Mina
Thank you to everyone who helped me level up, I was not aware I was that close!!! many thanks!!! My fellow Rate Spankers Rawk!!!
Funny Dilemma Of The Species
No doubt some of you read a recent news story --- researchers at Indiana University-Bloomington did a study using a group of men and women in Munich, Germany, examining how the sexes differ in choosing a mate by characteristics. What a shock, perhaps for most folks. The study concluded that humans are not much different from other mammals by following Darwin’s principles involving competitive males and choosy females. Essentially, according to this study (which used speed dating and a questionnaire, by the way), the men primarily based their decision on a woman’s physical looks. Women made more discriminating choices; they acknowledged the importance of attractiveness to men, but mentally used other traits and adjusted their expectations to select a desirable guy who’d stay with them. In any event, both the men and women’s actual choices did not necessarily reflect their written preferences. The story makes me recall those casual previous conversations I’ve had with friends – mal

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