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Ok Gonna Ask One More Time Lol
any ladys with grandkids on here wanna join my small friendly contest for a 3 day blast will last 5 days most comments wins and rates do not count. comment bombing allowed please no underrating the others

In Honor Of Luciano Pavarotti
HE HAS BEEN LIKE A FRIEND IN MY HOME FOR YEARS. WE WILL SADLY MISS HIM. GOD REST HIS SOUL, AND BLESS HIS FAMILY. HE WAS 71 YEARS YOUNG AND HAD BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH PANCREATIC CANCER A YEAR AGO.

Walnut Chicken Recipe
Skillet chicken with walnuts and green beans. INGREDIENTS: * 3 to 4 pounds chicken pieces * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 cup sliced fresh or frozen green beans * 3/4 cup sliced celery, with some leaves * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon brown sugar * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 cup chicken broth * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 cup fresh sliced mushrooms * 1 can (5 ounces) sliced water chestnuts * 1/2 cup walnuts PREPARATION: In a large heavy skillet, heat oil. Add chicken and brown on all sides; reduce heat, cover, and let chicken cook slowly for 20 minutes. Add green beans, celery, seasonings, and broth. Cook 8 to 10 minutes.Combine cornstarch and soy sauce; stir into the chicken mixture with mushrooms, and cook until thickened. Add water chestnuts and walnuts; heat through. If desired, garnish with walnuts and serve on hot cooked rice. Serves 4 to 6.

Spiced Chicken With Sweet Potatoes
Chicken parts are cooked with cinnamon, brown sugar, apples, and sweet potatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 3 to 4 pounds chicken pieces * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1/2 cup dry vermouth * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1 tablespoon brown sugar * 2 tart apples, cored, cut in wedges * 3 sweet potatoes, cooked and sliced PREPARATION: Brown chicken pieces in a heavy skillet in hot vegetable oil. Drain off all but 1 tablespoon of the oil. Combine dry vermouth with salt, pepper, cinnamon, and brown sugar. Add vermouth mixture to chicken in skillet along with the apple wedges.Baste chicken. Cover skillet and cook over low heat for 25 minutes. Add the cooked sliced sweet potatoes and baste again with cooking liquid. Cover and simmer until heated. Serves 6.

The Day Is Almost Over.....
Well, the day is almost over and I have made it through. It has been pretty hard. I didn't cry the entire day, as a matter of fact I made it till 2 o'clock. Thanks to some great friends...one in particular, today was actually pretty good. I am so glad my friends were there to keep me occupied and keep my mind off my dad and on what we were doing today. I don't think I would have made it through with my sanity had it not been for everything I did today, and my friends that were there for me. So this is to you my friends...I LOVE YOU!!! now and forever!!! Thanks for breaking down the walls and holding me so close when I needed you the most! All my love forever, Michelle

Boringgggggggg
Ugh why did fubar get boring? it was cool as hell when i met "The Guy" but now its boring again! I swear everytime i post a bulletin about leaving this site i start talking to Interesting and Hot ppl maybe i should post shit like that more often? But yeah im bored youre all boring im gonna listen to Big Poppa and Capital P by MSI then im outie 5000 motha fuckkkazzz cuz i have work tomorrow and idk skip the other thing i have to go to daily maybe? idk lolness but yeah Later bitches

The Body
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, > > trying to decide who was the one in charge. > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the brain , > >'Because I run all the body's systems, > > so without me nothing would happen.' > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the blood , > >'Because I circulate oxygen all over > >so without me you'd all waste away.' > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,' > > Because I process food and give > >all of you energy.' > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the legs, > >'because I carry the body wherever > > it needs to go.' > >'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, > >'Because I allow the body to see > >where it goes.' > > > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the rectum > > 'Because I'm responsible for > >waste removal.' > > > > > >All the other body parts laughed at the rectum > > And insulted him, so in a huff, > >he shut down tight. > > > > > >Within a few days, > >the brain had a terrible head

Dysfunctionally Saucy, Maybe Just A Dash Then For The Pot
Well, I was so determined to put an end to the slap and tickle after reading a very profound piece of work by a gifted and profound young woman. Then I read my stupid stars. They said least said soonest mended but it was time to think and reflect as that would better. So I decided to have a break and just pop into la jardin, for as long as I am welcome and allowed that is and only the best things in life. I love this site because everyone is so friendly and kind and more to the point sincere. It annoys me to find so many shallow people who just follow the herd. So, I am happy to find that I am not alone on the planet in how I think and act because I have met some wonderful and caring people. As I said somewhere before, there is a variety of people and life has to be full of herbs or it would be bland. So if I just want to speak to sages I am not forced to converse with parsleys or basils. However I love people no matter what herb they are just as long as they don't come a

I Can Talk To Most Of My Real Friends Elsewhere...
but no, I come to this site and I get my photos marked NSFW by BOUNCERS when I see nothing wrong with them. For example, the one with the girl from Exorcist was flagged twice, the second time after a BOUNCER cleared it. She wasn't even masturbating! She was just standing there in full makeup! Is it because of something it REFERS to? So if I put up a pic of freaking Cheech and Chong, or Jay and Silent Bob, is it considered promotion of marijuana usage even if there isn't even a clear joint in the whole damned pic? Get your HEADS out of your A$$ES! I'm sick of this! This is a free country, and an ADULT WEB SITE. If you can't handle a REFERENCE to a horror movie that has NOTHING WRONG in the PICTURE ITSELF, then quit your job as a bouncer here and go back to Myspace! Go ahead and delete my account if it makes you happy, you idiot!

Duh Is It Opec Or Apec
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/2007/09/08/2007-09-08_president_bush_blunders_at_apec_summit_i.html President Bush blunders at APEC summit in Australia BY THOMAS DeFRANK DAILY NEWS WASHINGTON BUREAU CHIEF Saturday, September 8th 2007, 4:00 AM President Bush made more than one mistake while at the APEC summit. Among them was South Korean President Roh Moo-Hyun got a verbal jab from President Bush at the summit in Australia. WASHINGTON - A President who jokes that English is his second language outdid himself with a string of verbal gaffes in Australia yesterday. The malapropisms added some levity to a day marked by an unusually testy exchange with South Korea's president over U.S. policy toward North Korea. Beginning a talk to business leaders at Sydney's Opera House, Bush told Australian Prime Minister John Howard, "Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." Bush quickly corrected himself: "APEC summit" - the

Disappointed
This will be a boring blog because today I am a bit sad.I was suppose to have gone to see someone very special and dear to me this morning.It has been awhile since I have seen her and my hopes were up until I got a call saying they would come this way tonight.They had forgotten some things that needed to be done.I just accepted it like a total geek and said okay.I didn't feel I had much choice in the matter as it was.It is just that I had planned such a big day with this person & my heart needed to see her.I know I will see her tonight when they bring her,but it will not be the same.I will go & rent a room because they can't stay here at the dorm,there just is not enough room and I can't believe they are coming from Houston when she has been sick. So my day has been sitting around waiting for the time to pass doing silly little things like trying to figure out this morphing stuff which by the way sucks because I cannot make it work & I went & bought a program to mess with pictures,but

Re: Vaccines Are A Lie For Profit
RE: Vaccines are a Lie for Profit ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Maj Spaes Date: 09 Sep 2007, 12:17 Thanks: JetteThanks: lil piggyThanks: *♥Amy~Peacemaker♥*Date: Sep 8, 2007 11:59 PMLoving Thanks to.:råveñsärå:. Thanks LINELLA BRECKENRIDGEThanks The Light WithinNO SHOTS FOR TOTS!STEP ONE: THROUGHLY VACCINATE YOUR CHILD.STEP TWO: Give child plenty of drugs (i.e. antibiotics, steroids, breathing treatments, inhalers, ADHD, ADD drugs, tubes in ears, tonsilectomy, etc., to deal with the illnesses that vaccines have presented, i.e. asthma, ear infections, behavioral problems, or WORSE. When those symptoms have been changed by the drugs GIVE MORE POTENT drugs to deal with the new symptoms that suppressing the old symptoms have caused (remember these original symptoms were caused by vaccines).STEP THREE: SURGERIES. To try to alleviate some suffering of the changes and pathology in the organs that taking all the suppressive drugs have cau

You And Me
When I first talked to you I felt like I had known you forever, telling you my problems and what I didn't want ever. You listened to me I bet you thought I'd never end, who would have thought we would be the best of friends. Over a period of time, I got to know the real you. A guy so charming and gentle, with a heart so true. You've survived your life with me by your side. I told you I'd never leave because of the feelings I have inside. There was a time I wanted to explore, what would have happened if I would only open the door. I know you like no one I have ever known, and sometimes I wonder what do I do when we're alone? So I have decided time answers all. If it is meant to be time will remove the wall. Standing between us, holding us back, allowing us to feel It's the relationship that we lack. I love the way we are together, you can always make me smile. Will it ever really be forever? I guess I will have to wait awhile. Time w

I Am Sorry
I am sorry! I am sorry for not being a good friend! I am sorry for not calling! I am sorry for not going to the bar and spending all my money and getting drunk! I am sorry for not making an ass of myself any more! I am sorry for changing my life! I am sorry for trying to improve my life! I guess most of all i am sorry for not doing this sooner!!!!

Analysts Dismiss Suspicious "new 9/11" Trades
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 31 Aug 2007, 08:26 Analysts Dismiss Suspicious "New 9/11" Trades Market analysts from TheStreet.com have dismissed concerns about suspicious trades that seemed to indicate a major terror attack or other catastrophe was around the corner, leading to a stock market crash, but still concede that the transactions outstrip anything seen since last September. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/august2007/310807_analysts_dismiss.htm

Erotic Snacks
Have you ever been Horny and hungry? As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in ecstasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green Jell-O in the tub with you! Come rock my world; right here on this place Busy licking my cream filling until I ache. Sweet,Juicy, so plump, and ripe!! Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!

Commentary On Faith, Caring, And Love.
Every day people place a huge amount of faith into objects they have no idea of how they work, who built them, or really know the actual condition of. People all over the world base their social and moral system of values on different religious faiths. Decisions people make seem to rest on what is unseen, unknown, and that which can’t be proved. For instance, a friend and I discussed briefly the future of humans on this planet. I took the following position based on man’s track record. No place in space is safe forever. The universe has seen fit to grant us some time. If humans do not rise above their petty differences, we will squander whatever time we have. If we don’t become a species which moves out into the stars, back to the origin of the stuff we’re made of. Then every hope, dream, drop of blood ever spilled or tear drop wiped from a child’s face. The Rosetta stone, The Constitution, the Mona Lisa, and the Beatle’s Abby Road will all have been for nothing…. Ok a bit

To Brit Or Not
ok so I saw the performance on MTV where Brit showed her shit. To all you hateers I just wanna say a big fuck you. Shes the only average sized chick that showed her shit on stage without any embarrassment. I would do her in a heart beat. She looks like every other normal human being out there. like she doesnt look like a shit load of bones... shes like.. "us" yes she was nervous at first... but once she got into into the groove she was alright... she just needs to find her shit again.. I grew up listening to her.. Im no fan.. I really like the crazy brit compared to the old brit. Finally a chick that thinks for herself... I would do her... Brit if you read this you know how to get to me.. :)

Help With Bet Stakes Andterms
ok so my best friend and i have a bet going who can go longest with out sex of any kind no bjs no eaten outs fingers or anything no forplay or anythi8ng well we have the bet dopwn now we nees the stakes on who lossses and what nots please help out and let me know what u think thaey should be thankx love u all shelly

Remembering 9/11
I can't believe that it has been 6 years already. I for one am still as pissed off today as I was the day those sons of bitches attacked our nation for no reason. To hell with them all. Okay now that I got the negativity over. Words cannot express the gratitude I have for those men and women that sacrificed their lives in order to save others. At the same time so much appreciation should be bestowed upon every member of the United States Armed Forces for putting their lives on the line every day to protect our freedom. Whether in the middle of the desert overseas or serving two weekends a month stateside, their dedication to our country is magnificent. I want to personally thank my brother, my sister in law and of course Jeremy for serving proudly in the United States Navy. I am so proud of all of them and pray every day that this war ends soon. I currently have a hand full of friends serving our country, most of which are in the US Army. My buddy Chad was deployed just last

Barbie
Why do the makers of Barbie make the clothes so that your 5 year old can't put them on. Why are they so tight? I can't even get them on without a struggle. Barbie's clothes need to be made so that children of all ages, including their parents, can get these clothes on without fighting and wanting to pull the head off. Also it would help if her hips were smaller, they made her boobs smaller, why can't they do the same with her hips....clothes just don't go on easy on Barbie with them hips!

Prayers Needed
A family member of mine, Nona went into cardiac arrest at 25 years old and they brought her back but she is now in a coma doctors don't know whether she will pull through or not she is the mother of three small children under 5 years old. And recently we have been praying for my grandfather, James whom has been in extremely bad shape . So please pray for my family. UPDATE NOW ON FULL LIFE SUPPORT ONLY A MIRACLE AND PRAYERS CAN HELP.

Somber News.
My grandfather died this morning. Don't worry I'm ok, I don't need to be consoled or anything. He has been fighting cancer for 12 years and was doing quite well until an accident in April which somehow brought the cancer out of remission. Since then he rather rapidly declined in health. He stay in good spirits throughout it all even keeping he trademarked sense of humor right until the very end. He died this morning, September 11th, 2007 at 8:45 am at the age of 85. He had recently celebrated his 63rd wedding anniversary with my grandmother. I just wanted to write it somewhere, Let people know what's going on. That is what this thing is for after all.

Grilled Bbq Shrimp
What You Need * 1 (16 ounce) package frozen Market Pantry easy-peel shrimp, thawed and peeled * 1 tablespoon Archer Farms chicken & fish rub * 1/4 cup Archer Farms™ sweet onion or honey barbecue sauce * 6 (10 to 12 inch) bamboo skewers (presoaked for 15 minutes) What You Do * Heat grill. * Thread shrimp onto skewers. Sprinkle both sides of shrimp with seasoning. Lightly brush with barbecue sauce. * When ready to grill, place shrimp over medium heat, cook for 6 to 7 minutes or until shrimp is pink, turning once.

Never Forget 9-11-01
This blog was NOT written by me. Richelle A.K.A. "MY DREAMS BECOME NIGHTMARES" is the author. I just wanted to post it so that more people would see it. Thank you Richelle and may we all NEVER FORGET!!! as i look up at our flag, I remember those with the right to brag, the ones who put thier lives in harms way, stepping up to defend us everyday, all gave some, some gave all, never forget, united we stand divded we fall, even when weak they still stand strong, the make right all that is wrong, they travel to lands of the unknown, just so our countrys freedom can be shown, this is to thank you all for your love and dedication, for holding up our right to stand as a nation Dear Troops, I want to thank you all.

1990, Keith Sweat, Ill Give All My Love To You
Ooh, baby, baby, baby Whoa...oh... My, my, my, my baby, yeah, girl Oh, I love you, baby Ooh, yes, I, yes, I do, girl I love you in the night I'm gonna take it real, real slow (Ooh, my baby) I understand what you told me And if I didn't know I always wanted someone just like you I really to hold you I'd give the world to you, oh, my darlin' You know I will, yeah, yeah, you know I will, I surely will I will never do anything to hurt you (I wouldn't do one single thing to you, babe) I'll give all my love to you (Gonna give every bit of my love, my love) And if you need me, baby, I'll come runnin' (Yes, I will) Only to you (To you, my baby, yes, I will) Why don't we just lay down, baby And hold each other real, real close â€˜Cause I don't wanna rush you, baby (No, no, no, no, no) If time, if time is what you need the most I always wanted to love you You could make all my dreams come true I want to love you, love you tonight, oh, my darlin' Yes, I do (Na-na

If You
If you If you ever leave me Will you take me with you Ore will you go away Without something to say Then I know For shure The memory's will forever Endure Painthings And flashes One my mind Will be The memory's Of ones You in my live

I Think This Is Funny
I,m not puttin this up to self promote I just thought this might make you smile. Some people have bought my book out of friendship. Some have bought it to see my photo,s. Some have bought it because they enjoy reading but some have bought it because they like puzzles and cracking codes. Dozens have retended that they bought it to get a password out of me. To everyone who has mailed me or given me a shout and asked what is the password I have always replied honestly Its in the book but now I have had to change the password because these super duper Da Vinci code busters could,nt find the password which was "IN THE BOOK" lol

Hmmmm
Facts of Life 1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6.You mean the world to someone. 7. Without you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique, in your own way. 9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it. 13. Always remember compleme

Bierocks
Bierocks are meat-filled pastries originating in Eastern Europe and will work as a snack or full meal. Ingredients 3 lbs. of lean hamburger or sausage (cooked/drained) 1 head of cabbage (red or plain), shredded 3 lbs. of shredded cheddar cheese 1 med onion 1-2 C. milk 4 cans of cream of mushroom or chicken soup 1 tsp. garlic powder Salt and pepper to taste Crust: 6 C. flour 1 1/2 C. Crisco butter shortening 1 1/4 tsp. salt 4 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. baking soda Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all ingredients for filling, and then make up crust dough. Cut out 4" squares from dough. Place up to 2 tablespoons of the filling in the middle, roll them up and place them on an greased cookie sheet. Bake at 350 degrees for about 45 minutes. A very good German recipe for a full meal or snack!! Kids love them!!

Non-point Whoring Contest
Alright this bulletin is about random people, every week I'm going to do the Shwing and Surprise Buttsecks award. The first week is two people chose randomly, every week after that the winners get to nominate two people for the prizes, one for each award. I will blog the selections in their own blogs, just comment the blog of the person you want to be the winner(no points that way). The winners get the next whore out. So this weeks winners (chosen by me): NinjaStars@ fubar Shwing goes to: Surprise Buttsecks goes to: Spankabish!@ fubar This non host point whoring contest is brought to you by the letter S S is for Shwing and Surprise buttsecks The host is Bats of course Pydc Bats@ fubar

Today Our Nation Saw Evil. - Pres. George W. Bush, September 11, 2001
Today our nation saw evil. - Pres. George W. Bush, September 11, 2001 Sure we did. What happened that day was not simply misfortune, or life's inevitable downside, or the blind working out of probabilities. We all believe that it was an event different in kind, not just degree, from the world's everday woes. It was more than merely bad, or even very, very bad. The earth moved, if slightly, beneath our feet. It was evil. Evil! Like a zombie back from the grave, it arose--a word many of us had long ago relegated to Sunday sermons, video games, and horror flicks. Even as it fell from our lips, it gave off a quant, tinny sound, seemingly so out of place in an age that worships science and business and...maybe golf. But of course it is not out of place. Evil is not old-fashioned, was never gone, and--depending on your religious bent--will never go away. Far from being exotic, it's among the most common elements of everyday life. Just consider how many toddle

September 13, 2007
This is not the best day to ask for favors from your (literal or figurative) boss. You may need to bide your time, even if the request is semi-urgent, so use your imagination to find a workaround in the meantime.

Crispy-coated French Chicken
This is an elegant healthier version of fried chicken. Crushed croutons add a zesty crunch. Tangy Dijon mustard and tarragon give it a French flair. Ingredients 3/4 C. store-bought croutons 4 skinless, bone-in chicken breasts or 8 skinless, bone-in chicken thighs 1 Tbs. butter, at room temperature 2 Tbs. honey-Dijon mustard or 1 Tbs. each Dijon and honey 1/2 tsp. dried tarragon Directions Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Place croutons in a plastic bag. Coarsely crush with a rolling pin or can. Remove skin from chicken, if necessary. Place chicken, bone-side down, on a lightly oiled baking sheet. In a bowl, using back of a spoon or your fingers, mash butter with mustard and tarragon. Spoon a little of mixture on chicken, then spread with back of a spoon to evenly coat. Sprinkle crushed croutons overtop, then press into chicken. Roast in centre of 400 degree oven until golden, 35-40 minutes. Tip: For a next-day lunch, shred chicken and add to a Caesar salad. Yield: 4 servi

Her Opion On A Lsd Theraputic Treatmeant
One woman described her experience with psycholytic therapy this way:6 I found that in addition to being, consciously, a loving mother and a respectable citizen, I was also, unconsciously, a murderess, a pervert, a cannibal, a sadist, and a masochist. In the wake of these dreadful discoveries, I lost my fear of dentists, the clicking in my neck and throat, the arm tensions, and my dislike of clocks ticking in the bedroom. I also achieved transcendent sexual fulfillment. . . . At the end of nine sessions, over a period of nine weeks, I was cured of my hitherto incurable frigidity. And at the end of 5 months, I felt that I had been completely reconstituted as a human being. I have continued to feel that way ever since

Female Dom And She Is Not Nice Lol Not For The Weak It Hurt Me To Write It :p
I should have told you a good servant would have I noticed the lock didn't latch on my cage my heart raced I knew the penalty for gettin out but I couldnt help myself after the previous night my mind was racing.I heard you leave and waited to hear the car and slowly,cautiously crept out from my home and snuck into the bedroom . I went to your bed and buried my face in your pillow taking in your perfume I looked on the floor and in your bathroom saw a pair of your panties with my heart in my throte I grabbed them and crawled in your tub I held your panties to my face in inhaled deeply takin in your musky smell I couldn't help myself I felt a stirring down there I knew I shouldnt touch but couldn't stop.your smell is intoxicating like a drug I was lost in my fantasy when I heard "what the fuck are you doing?"you yelled at me I jumped tried to scamble out of the tub quick in a flash you had my chain. "I knew you couldn't be trusted",you snarled at me ,"I wanted to see what y

Reclaim To Fame
Ok well right now I am trying to reclaim my name as Keeper of the Gypsies. I first started out in this coven and would like to stay in it. For reasons not named, to keep down drama, I stepped back and took the name off. I still repoted the bullentins and read what I could to keep up but left the name off. I am waiting to hear back and will let you know. Sorry for the boring blog....lol.

Through The Eyes That See
Through The Eyes That See by (Unknown) Love comes through the eyes that see And through the ears that hear, For people are quite beautiful, And words make feelings clear. Love comes through the hands that touch With unabashed affection, For only skin-to-skin can love Maintain its true direction. Love comes through the tastes and smells Of fresh and well-cooked food, For in the gift of nourishment Is much else that is good. But though love comes through senses five, Love comes from the heart, For there resides the greater love Of which ours is a part.

I Will Not Die
I will not Die (Poem of Insanity) Written by Ron R. McCaffery III 9-14-2007 I will not die. I can’t die. Not yet anyway. I sit here alone and watch as the clock ticks away second after second, quietly stealing time away from me. Do I get up and do something? No. Do I change my life and make something out of it? No. I willingly sit in this stagnated pool of denial, self-loathing and self inflicted sorrow. I shouldn’t worry about the clock stealing my life away from me. What I should worry about is how I steal it away from myself. I used to think that my spirit was broken by things outside of myself. Now I wonder if it wasn’t in fact me who killed my spirit all those years ago. Where did my motivation go? Where is my drive to achieve and succeed beyond the limits put in front of me? What happened? Where am I? I’m certainly not here in this body. Not all of me anyway. My spirit wanders in search of something more fulfilling than the jungle of self abuse I have made for myself. My hea

Something Funny Tom Sent Me, Lmao
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 3. Men are like ..Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 4. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 5. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 6. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 7. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 8. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 9. Men are like. Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 10. Men are like .Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright 11. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Face Lift
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," the clerk replies. "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29". The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself. Then while waiting for the bus home, she asks a nice older man named Steven the same question. He replies, "I'm 56 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands down your panties. Then I can tell exactly how old you are." They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the

Game 14: South Africa Beat England 36-0
England (0) South Africa (20) 36 Tries: Smith, Pietersen 2 Cons: Montgomery 3 Pens: Montgomery 4, Steyn South Africa dealt England's chances of defending the World Cup a major blow as they destroyed the reigning champions. England trailed 20-0 at half-time as the Boks scored tries through Juan Smith and JP Pietersen in Paris. South Africa continued to dominate after the break and Pietersen collected his second try, while Percy Montgomery kicked 18 points in all. The Boks are all but certain to top the group, while England must beat Samoa to clinch a place in the knock-out stages. Interview: England coach Brian Ashton Interview: South Africa coach Jake White South Africa played a fairly conservative gameplan, with a series of high kicks raining down on Jason Robinson. But it meant they played the game deep in England territory and once they established a foothold they were far too good for the floundering champions. It was the first World Cup d

Christopher
Every night I am overwhelmed with love and warmth As his arms embrace me and his natural smell overwhelms me with delight There's never a night where love is at loss When he holds me close after tears have been shed I'm conforted with ease True love can never be doubted when I am with him Just the smell of his cologne brings me joy and warmth Never an end, never a saddness is brewed To hear those the words a smile is there To be here in his grace is my fantasy My hero, my lover, my partner in crime Christopher, my man, I give the key to my heart with no regret Raise me to your stallion and ride off into the sunset

Her Obssession
Only she can know Only she can want She blaimes others for her dismise She wants others to obsesse over her Her eyes wander around the world and those around her Looking for her target to prey on Only to find an innocent soul nearby Obsession gets the best of her Wanting, Needing that young souls world She wants, she loves, she obsesse's over this desire Causing the poor innocent soul to suffer with worry, with confussion "Why did she do this to me?" the poor soul cries in pain Not knowing the truth, she cries her life away The obsesser only sitting back and laughing at the pain of another Not a care in the world, just a cruel and evil smile Soon.....her time comes.

Its Funny...please Read....lol
font size=3> Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you

A Bit Late ,but Well Said
Letter from one "Angry Woman" I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those inn

To All My Friends
The tough times are here seem to never end. The roads been rocky, the mountains steep. I have stumbled and fallen but you were always there to pick me up again. you have wiped the tears, helped me see when i could not. You made me believe in myself, when i did not believe. You helped me to be strong when i was very weak. You cared enough to take the time to listen. To all my friends thank you for believing in me. you took the time to be my friend never giving up on me. To all my friends thank you. The end was close and you were there to see me through. You sent your love. You sent a hug to let me know things would be ok. To all my friends your love was enough to get me through. Thank you just isnt enough. I can never repay you for everything you have done for me. To all my friends my love i send to you for being there for me and never giving up. The mountain i have been clombing are now easier to climb all because you were there for me. The pain is s

Rest In Piece Cheayla
Rest in piece my dear friend, the love you showed will never end, you were truely someone wonderful to behold, i will always remember everything that was said and were told, now the spirit world is for you to hold, everyone you left now must be bold, our loss of you has been great, but the heavens chose your fate, what i wanted to tell you i am now to late, you were an awesome friend, all the way to your end, a love for everyone beyond compare, we all wish you were still here, you made all our hearts fill with cheer, the loss of you makes our hearts tear, you will be greatly missed and always adored, as you now sit next to the lord, you will live on in all the stories told, memories of you in our hearts we do hold, rest in piece my dear friend, we will all meet again, so to your family and friends, all my sympathies i do send, may you all remember her in delight, for now she stands in the spirit worlds light, missed and never forgotten, in our thoughts every d

Fms
FMS Written by: Mick Who would deem it possible, to be hurt this much, to reel back in anguish, from a lovers gentle touch, to forego relentless attacks, dealt by an invisible foe, yet still appear healthy, so that no-one can know, knowing the battle you face, you can not be the victor, yet must face day and night, this unwelcomed restrictor, To want to tear off your skin, burning on your aching form, and lay awake in the dark, feeling so isolated, forlorn, like being hounded by demons, enslaving your soul, whilst trying to keep pain & depression from enveloping you whole, I ask who could possibly endure such a tortured existence?, through each day of their life, with no means of resistance, facing stiffness and fatigue, whilst ones whole body weakens, rendered powerless to fight, as energy deficit deepens, so you ask whom could endure an existence so tragic? The answer I give you is this.........EVERY FIBROMYALGIC!!!!.

Spank Her Hard!!!!!!
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Angel Hair Goulash
This hearty beef, corn, and tomato stew is a snap to throw together. Ingredients 1 lb. lean ground beef 2 Tbs. margarine or butter 1 (4.8 oz.) pkg. PASTA RONI Angel Hair Pasta with Herbs 1 (14 1/2 oz.) can diced tomatoes; undrained 1 C. frozen or canned corn; drained Directions In a large skillet over medium-high heat, brown ground beef. Remove from skillet; drain. Set aside. In same skillet, bring 1 1/2 C. water and margarine to a boil. Stir in pasta; cook 1 minute or just until pasta softens slightly. Stir in special seasonings, tomatoes, corn and beef; return to a boil. Reduce heat to medium. Gently boil uncovered, 4 to 5 minutes or until pasta is tender, stirring frequently. Let stand 3 to 5 minutes before serving. Serves 4.

What Is Going On....
ok so as you know i work at IHOP 3rd shift... well there is a lot of sh** that goes on that no one knows about... heres a lil taste. Ok so we will start with Anaya. I have benn friends with her sence i was in 6th grade... well after we got to high school she came out as being gay. No big deal i still love her for who she is. Well as time whent on she came to have feelings for me and I also have feelings for her and have never really voiced them to her. Well she started to date this other girl who will remaine nameless. It dosen`t bother me... as long as she is happy thats all that really matters to me. Well her new g/f got mad at her one day because Anaya was sitting at one of the tables and i whent over to say "Hi" and Anaya stoped what she was doing to give me a hug. Well this is what made her g/f mad... sed g/f then waled away. Later on that night they where talking and her g/f started to talk bad about me saying that i told her that Anaya and i have dated in the passed an

I Felt An Angel
I felt an angel near today. Though oneI couldnt see I felt an angel oh so close. Sent to comfort me. I felt an angel gentle kiss. Soft upon my cheek. And oh without a single word. Of caring it did speak. I felt an angels loving touch. Soft upon my heart. An with that touch I felt the pain. And hurt within depart. I felt an angels tepid tears. Fall softly next to mine And knew that as those tears did dry. A new day would be mine. I felt an angels sliken wings. Enfold me with pure love. And felt a strength within mr grow. A srenghth sent from above. I felt an angel oh so close. Though one I couldnt see. I felt an angel near today. Sent to comfort me.

Cherry And Chocolate Pastry Hearts
Ingredients 1/2 of a 17-1/4-oz. package frozen puff pastry (1 sheet), thawed 3/4 C. cherry pie filling 8 tsp. fudge ice-cream topping 2 Tbs. chopped nuts Directions On a lightly floured surface, unfold thawed pastry. Using a 3-1/2- to 4-inch heart-shaped cookie cutter, cut pastry into shapes, discarding pastry scraps or reserving for another use. Place pastry hearts on an ungreased baking sheet. Bake in a 375 degree oven for 15 to 18 minutes or until puffed and golden. Cool on racks. Split hearts horizontally; fill each with some of the pie filling. Place hearts on dessert plates. Drizzle with fudge topping and sprinkle with nuts. Serve immediately. Yield: 8 servings Tip: Prepare pastry hearts; cool. Place in airtight freezer container; place crumbled paper towels around hearts to prevent breaking. Seal, label, and freeze up to 2 weeks. Thaw at room temperature before serving.

Beliefs
You fit in with:Taoism 20% spiritual.0% reason-oriented. Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Taoist faith. Spirituality is the most important thing in your life. You strive to live by all of your ideals, and live a very intellectually focused life. Take This Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Good Girls Bad Guys Lyrics
[Dyme] Why do good girls (what what what) like bad guys? [DMX] Hey yo Boo, why do (good girls) like bad guys? Knowin that bad guys tell mad lies? (And why do) dog niggaz (want a honey wit class?) (Sometimes you want more than just a honey wit ass) [DMX] Uh, uh Hey yo, who would ever think that the two would go good Midtown honey, nigga from the hood But knock on wood, I got this bitch (what?) excuse me She don't like to be called a bitch, try not to lose me The rules we go by, where I'm from, she don't know When I say I'm goin around the way, she won't go (Hell no) C'mon baby, you aight with me Tryin to get you, to spend the whole night with me (But I'm a good girl) Uhh, that's why I like her Couldn't treat her like a hoodrat, didn't bite her Turn a church girl to a straight Ruff Ryder Take her to the Ramada make it an all nighter (Oh no, I only go to the Swiss hotel) Fuckin with me? I have you in the back of the Chevelle Like what (what)

~~i Want To Touch You~~
I Want To Touch You by BlueWolf © As you lay here beside me, Feel me here next to you. Kiss me oh so tenderly, As you feel a love so true. Feel my passion rise, As you touch me tonight. Take my breath away, As I touch you just right. Baby, kiss me slow and long, As You melt in your arms tonight. I want to feel your hands on me, Every single day and night. As you make love to me, Hold me real close to you. Let me just lay here sweetheart Because, I want to touch you................

16 Honks!!
I think being a parent is one of the hardest jobs in the world. You're responsible for shaping a mind, helping build character and the overall well being of a small person. I worry that I'm not a good mom. That I may make the wrong decision and traumatize my children for life. Yet at the same time having to stand back and let them find some things on their own. Always hoping you've taught them well..keeping fingers crossed..well let me tell you about the 16 honks.... Yesterday morning I had an incoming flight. Finally a homecoming after soooooo many deployments. What a relief that was. So my husband was going with me and my son William was going to my mom's house. As we were leaving I asked if he wanted to go to the highway and watch the buses go by? He said yes, he would. So I told him to get one of the small flags and take it with him. He looked at me funny and said, "But mom, those are so small. Can I take the big one?" I said ok sure. He ran into the bedroom and brought back the fl

Something's Missing
I'm not alone, I wish I was. Cause then I'd know, I was down because I couldn't find, a friend around To love me like, they do right now. They do right now. I'm dizzy from the shopping malls I searched for joy, but I bought it all It doesn't help the hunger pains and a thirst I'd have to drown first to ever satiate Something's missing And I don't know how to fix it something's missing And I don't know what it is At all When autumn comes, it doesnt ask. It just walks in, where it left you last. And you never know, when it starts Until there's fog inside the glass around your summer heart: Something's missing And I don't know how to fix it something's missing And I don't know what it is At all

New Job
Yeah I finally got a job that I will be able to do because of my bad knees and shoulder. I am working for a company selling cell phones and Sprint wireless service. I love doing customer service and working with the public. I think this is going to be a good fit for me with a chance to move up in the company pretty quickly since I have lots of experience and a large technology background. The bad part is it is a kiosk in the mall and the good news is it is a kiosk in the mall LOL. I get to see a lot of people but I hate having to work in a mall with the holiday season coming up. Well I am just finally happy that I have a job so I can start getting the knees back into some sort of working order yet I am not overdoing it. I can now start to get my life back on track and get some self confidence back, I have been really down lately and my self esteem has been in the dumps so this will help. Well that is enough for now, please come by and show me some love I will return it (unlike

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room bu

One Of Our Own Is In A Contest !!
When it isnt happy hour if you all could comment his pic when you can it would be very helpful. The contest runs until the 24th of this month. I want to thank everyone in advance. And also want to thank all of you for being so faithful to our group.

Heaven On Earth
Hamaker Mountain Oregon Seabeck Washington Hanalei Valley Kawai Hawaii Hawaii Henry's Fork Idaho Herbert Lake And Bow Range Canadian Rocki Hidden Lake Mount Rainier National Park Highland Ben Nevis Range Scotland Ghost Town Belmont Nevada Honolulu Bay Maui Hawaii Humboldt River Nevada Iceberg Portage Glac

Just Fired
Well I just got fired from my bowling alley job tonight. I posted a blog on MYSPACE back on September 9th about how I was upset at a fact that I wasn't happy at my job any more. Well I guess someone read the blog and told the GM about it and then he brought it to the owners of the bowling alley. They thought in their best intrest that they would let me go. I just think that I do anything for that place and I get up set and write something that I get let go. I didn't put the emplyors name in the blog at all so people that don't know me wouldn't know where I am talking about. I would always talk about my job and have people come to it and bring in buisness to the one did work at and the other 2 that the owners own. That job payed for my day care since I don't make enough at my other job to pay for my day care and my daughters lunch. So now I just have to look extra hard for another job to help me pay for my bills that I have.

The Seven Kinds Of Sex - Lol
The unfortunate part is I still have a long way to go for Social Security! :) The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular, but has nothing to do with screaming "Oh GOd!!") The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom

My Wife
Love Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and hard to hold. Of all the girls I've ever met, You're the one I can't forget. I do believe that God above, Created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, Because he knew I would love you best.

It's The Mean Season For Cops:
It's the mean season for cops: Fatal shootings of police officers are surging from Florida to California. Thursday's deadly shooting of a Miami-Dade police officer and the wounding of three colleagues in a traffic stop add to a troubling trend. Just the day before, the last of three Odessa, Texas, police officers died following a weekend gun battle during a response to a domestic disturbance. Nationwide, police fatalities stemming from shootings, traffic accidents and other factors soared by 44 percent in the first half of the year compared with the same period last year, according to the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund. That rate is on track for the second half of the year, the Washington-based group said. WORRYING TREND So far this year, there have been 59 percent more fatal police shootings compared with the same period in 2006, the group said. Craig W. Floyd, chairman of the nonprofit group, called the trend alarming: ``We've ne

Help My Brother Out In His Contest And Ill Put Up Nsfw Pics Of Me
contest is for 3 month vip ...ill hook ya up drinks 4 all 100 plus= big pimp gift... thxx in advance .oh and it ends on the 22nd at midnight central time .

For Women Only...
CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN ONLY This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost you anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated, then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears on the top of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list you will receive 16,877 men… One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have!!! Do not break this chain! One woman broke the chain and she got her own son-of-a-bitch back! At this writing, a friend of mine already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 35 hrs to wipe the smile off her face and two days to get her legs back together so they could close the coffin. Hurry and send this letter today, so my name can move to the top of the list. Thanks, The Liber

Ty Bittersweet,...
I see you for who u r not what u r...I see into ur eyes to find anwsers to unsolved questions...I kiss your rosy lips to discover they r filled with bittersweet poison...as I move to ur neck down ur shirt is lucious pair of sweetness...I know I'm only one third to heaven as I kiss your thighs of seduction...from the poison of ur lips I draw closer to death only i know one thing that is to please my sweet with everylast breath...with death drawing near I take off ur french panties to find the heaven I have been lookin for...I begin with tongue slipping in and out death drawing near last breath coming soon as I hear you moan of lust and enjoyment...and with my last breath I finish my sexual quest of the voice of you cumming, lay my head on ur leg and die peacefull knowing I satisfid you BITTERSWEET,

Blowjob Etiquette For Men - Kindly Written By A Woman
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON’T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don’t care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does Not mean that it’s “hummer week” - get it through your head - I’m bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don’t feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can’t have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - “Blue Balls” might have worked on high school girls - if you’re that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don’t tell me I’ve jus

Injustice In America
Six young black men are headed for 20+ year prison sentences in a clear case of Jim Crow "justice." Their families are fighting but need our support. Will you stand with them? Dear ColorOfChange.org member, Last fall in Jena, Louisiana, the day after two Black high school students sat beneath the "white tree" on their campus, nooses were hung from the tree. When the superintendent dismissed the nooses as a "prank," more Black students sat under the tree in protest. The District Attorney then came to the school accompanied by the town's police and demanded that the students end their protest, telling them, "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy... I can take away your lives with a stroke of my pen."1 A series of white-on-black incidents of violence followed, and the DA did nothing. But when a white student was beaten up in a schoolyard fight, the DA responded by charging six black students with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murder.

Eloisa To Abelard
I just found this and completely fell in love with it In these deep solitudes and awful cells, Where heav'nly-pensive contemplation dwells, And ever-musing melancholy reigns; What means this tumult in a vestal's veins? Why rove my thoughts beyond this last retreat? Why feels my heart its long-forgotten heat? Yet, yet I love! — From Abelard it came, And Eloisa yet must kiss the name. Dear fatal name! rest ever unreveal'd, Nor pass these lips in holy silence seal'd. Hide it, my heart, within that close disguise, Where mix'd with God's, his lov'd idea lies: O write it not, my hand — the name appears Already written — wash it out, my tears! In vain lost Eloisa weeps and prays, Her heart still dictates, and her hand obeys. Relentless walls! whose darksome round contains Repentant sighs, and voluntary pains: Ye rugged rocks! which holy knees have worn; Ye grots and caverns shagg'd with horrid thorn! Shrines! where their vigils pale-ey'd virgins keep, And pityi

A Thought Of Our Special Day To Come
To wrap my arms around you and get lost in your eyes my heart will never be blue my spirits forever will be high For better and for worse to never be apart it could never be a curse because you forever have my heart I say to have and to hold and truth and dignity I DO together we shall grow old forever i shall love only you With you is the life i choose oh so much happiness and love i hope everyone knows you make my spirits soar like a dove written by : William P.

If This Doesn't Touch U.....you're Heartless!!
if this doesn't touch u.....you're heartless!! One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

Let's Pretend We're Married. . . Lol
Let's pretend we're married. . . LOL A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married." The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles. "Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

My Fav Song *better Than Me*
This song has alot of meaning to it and sometimes is how i feel I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remembered What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remembered What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm lying in is getting colder Wish I never

Missing You
Missing You by Bunny (Dedicated to a special girl) Although I rarely hear from you, I need to tell you "I Love You"; To be with you would be so grand, My body yearns for your soft hand. I know that you are not like me, And you need company of a "He"; But need to promise this to you, That I will always dream of you. Kizzez, Bunny

In The Afterglow
In The Afterglow She lay serenely in the afterglow The sweat of passion spent Vaporized and no more Her hair tousled, frames a peaceful face The red glow of the cheeks still visible Her eyes resting, her mouth open slightly Her full lips still moist, her pale skin smooth No hint remains of what passed The contortions of orgasm Which were etched into her innocent face Linger no more but shall again soon She lies beneath a silken sheet Stretched more tightly across her breasts Showing them in sharp relief The cool air from the open window Arouses her nipples Which stand proud through the silk She murmurs in her sleep and squirms in unison As her arousal continues elsewhere If her lover does not return Her satisfaction will be in her own hand

A Good Night, Pt Iii
You gather me in your arms, and carry me to the bedroom. But before you lay me down, I tell you I want to worship you. So gently you set my feet back on the floor, and I set a chair before the full length mirror. You sit facing in, and I kneel before you. My hands on your knees, I begin kissing along your inner thigh. Your eyes wander from watching my mouth to watching the reflection in the mirror, where you can see the curve of my back, and my round ass. Your fingers find their way through my hair, and as I move up your legs, more of my body is revealed to you. Just as my mouth takes you in, I dip my back, and you can see my lips, still wet from your kisses. You moan from the feel of my hot mouth engulfing you, as well as the temptation of my wetness, begging to be touched. I lick and kiss my way up and down your hardness, my tongue occasionally dipping down to swirl around your balls, and your fingers tighten in my hair. One hand circles your shaft and begins to stroke it as my tongu

Understanding The Mind
please know that these stories are mine in the fullest all characters are imaginary and none of the events are real. i derive motivation from real life occurences and a over active imagination. if you do not agree with my story, plot, use of derogative language, racial slurs, slang, and, or the nature of my fables you may dismiss yourself. :) these are not written for you neither was i thinking of you when i wrote them, nothing in them will decribe your life or open new mental avenues of thought inside yourself, i am not trying to manipulate any of you into thinking, i know you have a hard enough time on your own. my imagination runs in time line and you will notice as the year passes the stories might become more gloomy or depressing. it is just the time period in wich i am starting also coincides with my bi-yearly turn over. most times stories wont be finished when you read them and i will probably come back in forth between a few depending on wether i am feeling like writi

A Poem For Sweetie
I love you. Not just for who you are, but for who I am when I'm with you. I love you. Not for what you've done with your life... ...but for what you're doing to mine. I love you for making me good...and happy. And whole. Because that is what you do Without a word. Without a gesture. Without a doubt. Just by being yourself. Such a simple thing... but no one else in the world could do it. Only you.

Lustful Eyes Part Iii
i hear that moan that i know so well, she moans please baby deeper, as i do just that, she sees my cock it throbing and hard she takes it in her hands, stroking it mmmm yes this is what lust is what passion is, i finger her more deeply now and i feel her grinding into my hand and she moans so, loud , she is at her limit , she needs my cock she can stand it no longer and turns, me on my back and holding my cock in both her hands she works me in that warm heavenly, silky glorious pussy, mmmmm so tight and hot , what a feeling can there be anything better?, i think not, so she works me in inch by inch savoring my hardness then starts to ride me, like she has done so many times before , i pull on those rock hard nipple as she arches her, back and start to fuck me harder and deeper moaning and wimpering as i take her nipple in my mouth and start to chew, she grinds down on me as i thrust up into her and we fuck like animals till we are both spent, she smiles a

You Taught Me
I push people away, Even when they say they want to stay. You taught me that people leave, Now I never believe. I've built walls around me, High and strong can't you see? People can't see what's inside, You taught me how to hide. I cry at night the tears fall so fast, You taught me that love doesn't last. Still you don't see, The hurt you have caused me. I know too much for someone so young, But I can't tell, you taught me to bite my tongue. You say I love you without much meaning, And you taught me to be independent, no leaning. But I want to let people inside, I want to lean on somebody I don't want to hide. Don't you see? I want someone to love me. I want to set my heart completely free. You taught me to lock myself up tight, But I need somebody tonight. I hate the way you taught me these things, The way I know the pain life brings.

Elemental Sex
elemental sex She lay dry, Barren and parched, For it had been many revolutions since her lover had given of himself to her. Yet deep within, The blood of her quickened For she felt the pulling, the longing, For he was coming. A general darkening all about announced his imminent arrival. A transformation from blistering and bright. To sweltering and dim. she saw far down around the curves of her body, the traces proclaiming his coming and his intent. The very air spoke of him, Quiver with his pent passion, the fury of his desire not to be denied or contained. She exposes herself in anticipation, Relishing the deluge she is about to experience. Accepting the violation and destruction, As price paid for the gift. Anticipating the moistening of the valleys of her body, With his life giving deeds. Unashamed of the lust in her, Of the need. AND then he was upon her around her, Surrounding her, His gust front disarraying the t

The Song In My Crown
I HEAR THE SONG IN MY CROWN WITH A BODY SEEPING TO THE GROUND IN LIFE I FROWN IN EYES OF SOUNDS ONLY TO SING WHAT I FEAR LIFE IS HERE KNOWING IT GETTING WEIRD HEARING THE CRIES FALL NEAR INTO THE SONG IT BELONGS AS I WONDER TO THE POND TO HEAR THE SONGS IN MY FROUDS AS IT HOUNDS ME TO MOVE ME BEFORE I DIE TO THE GROUND AS I HEAR THE SONG IN MY CROWN

My Friend That's Fading Away.....
My Friend That's Fading Away..... by BlueWolf © I have a friend that's fading away, I use to talk to her almost everyday We talked and laughed and shared so much, And now we barely keep in touch Nothing is forever, And I know this is true But when you're loosing your best friend What do you do? I try to hide it And just let it go But she was my best friend, And it hurts me so! I've often been told And this I know If you love something, Let it go! But would you come back In the end? Where you ever truely my friend? For a real friendship forever grows But will ours, nobody knows! For if some reason This world I suddenly left Know in your heart, You were the best! And one day We'll meet again On the other side, In the "circle of friends" Maybe I would tell you I was busy And to come back again But I couldn't do that, Because I am your friend! I'll always be here And I just wanted to say I am your best friend, But you my friend Are fading away!....

Free As A Dove
5/20/01 Set me free from this mortal plain, come and see what could be done. Just fly to me and set me free, lets watch this world from above, so (Chorus) Fly to me, Fly to me Just fly to me my love And set me free, free as a dove in the sky, free to roam around this world Come to me my love, come and see this world of ours come and see what changes we could do, changes for you and me so... (Chorus) Now I've been around this world of ours, I've seen some things but nothing compairs to you and nowhere I've been has felt like home, cause I only feel at home when I'm around you my little dove so... (Chorus) Now come with me, fly with me around this world come and see this world of ours, this world we made come and see what we have done so... (Chorus) Around this world, Around this world.

F*ck That
I pretty much feel as if I am about to go insane. I don't think my mom knows how to do anything but bitch at me about how everything I do is completely wrong. She threatened to throw all of my school stuff (books, work,fun stuff) in the dumpster simply because I left them on the floor in front of the couch. For some reason she though that my books being there would offend my little sisters friend.. who was coming over to work on a school project. I'm I like completely in the wrong for being upset about this? **** Added in: I forgot to mention that my books cost over $500.00 not to mention all my supplies for the classes as well. Then when I brought up the fact that if she felt like throwing away all my school shit I wasn't gonna be the one to dive in the dumpster to fetch it out, because she was throwing away her own money. Which apparently means I don't care about my education, but last time I checked.. I Was the one that wanted to go to a better school, so I could get a b

Losing Someone Special
Back in Feb. I had lost my mother now 6 months later I get a call that my mothers significant other is in the hospital.....not doing so well. I called her and she didnt even know who I was. This person has been in my life for 32 years and I feel I am not ready to do this again. Any thoughts or advice?

This One Was Wrote For Me By My 12 Yr Old Daughter
My Loving Mother I have a mother who is smart, She really has a good heart, I have a mother, Who cares for others, I have a mother who I love from the bottom of my heart. with all my love you lovein daughter Xuxa keep the smile on your face mom because i do love you .

Luv And The Art Of The Wang
ON SOULMATES DON'T go for the soulmate, That's a yin yang thing. Soulmates work WITH you, but they are SO different you don't become a better person IN love, you become a better person fighting to UNDERSTAND them better. TWIN FLAMES GO for the twin flame... that's a lover AND a best friend in one person... a person so close to you that they WANT to be with you just because they like you that much and you WANT to be with them because you like them that much. Someone who LOVES you also looks out for YOUR best interests. Someone who loves you wants YOU to be HAPPY in your life. The more complex your understanding becomes, the more they LOVE to understand you. Of course over time people will try to CREATE and supply fake twin flames and soulmates. EVERYONE wants someone special for a series of reasons. That is a TYPE of love but it doesn't last because ultimately... its a charade. And twin flames are not EXACTLY the same either.

Sick Of Everything
well i needed to vent or to at least get everything off of my chest. I'm just tired of everything thats goin on... i'm tired of bein treated like a kid. not allowed to be n the phone with my friends when i want or when we actually have time to chat. Get bitched about being on line all day. WHen half the time i'm busy taking care of my kids. Damn.. not even any time for just me to sit an chill an do what i want. Married life sucks. or at least this married life sucks. I stay home an take care of hte kids an clean the house an ever even get thanked for doing what i can in between takin care of a 4 yr old an a 2yr old. So whatever.. Damn attitude im totally sick of. So thanks to all my friends who are always there for me. I love you guys! I just needed to vent a lil. got any questions go ahead an ask me lol.

Help Please
To all my friends and family...I know most of you aren't bombers and its ok..but for those who are I really need a huge favor..and no its not for me but for a friend..Her contest ends on the 28th and shes going fr a VIP..so can you all please help me help her out? As requested by Mistress Naughty-Princess of the Big Boobies Family :)

Cajun Chicken & Rice
* 1 1/2 lb Boneless chicken breast halves, cut into 1" pieces * 1/8 teaspoon Garlic powder * 5 large Tomatoes, peeled and chopped * 2 large Onions, chopped * 1 large Green pepper, chopped * 1/4 c Worcestershire sauce * 1/4 c Soy sauce * 1 to 2 teaspoons Pepper * 1 teaspoon Dried whole basil * 1 teaspoon Dried whole marjoram * 1 teaspoon Dried whole oregano * Hot cooked rice Sprinkle chicken with garlic powder; set aside. Combine tomatoes and remaining ingredients except rice in a Dutch oven. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat; reduce heat and simmer for about 15 minutes. Add chicken, and return to a boil. Cover, reduce heat and simmer 30, minutes or until tender. Serve over rice. Serves 4 to 6.

Not Helping People Anymore With Leveling, Only People That Return The Love.
Ive noticed alot of people here on Fubar, want help leveling or votes for contests, but when it comes time for u to need help they are no where to be found, not gonna name anyone, they know who they are, I will not help u anymore, im done being nice. I dont know how many times ive heard, I will rate all yours, when it takes me 3-4 days to rate one persons pics and stash and they never come and return the favor, yes I have alot of pics and stash, but they did too, at least I can say im here for my friends, and to help others, im not here just for myself, I dont need a website to make me feel special or to become popular, im grown, out of highschool, was popular there, was no big deal. Im dedicated to helping people, and theres lots that can back me on that one. But to those who said to me, I will return the love and never did, dont expect me to help u ever. Im the type of person that loves helping people in any way I can, even in real life I put everyone ahead of me, because im not a se

Big Sexy???
I'm on the hunt for a big fat son-of-a-bitch who calls himself Big Sexy... he hosted a contest for a fellow fu-friend and refuses to give her the prize she earned. here's her blog she posted if anyone wants to confirm my statements: http://www.fubar.com/blog/129803/541427# Anyways... if anyone has him on their friends list and can give me the link to his profile, post it here please. If he's going to host a contest the least he can do is follow through w/ the prizes.

Deletion.
Earlier today i posted a MUMM. The subject of my MUMM was Facebook. The guys/girls incharge of deletions for NSFW subject had deemed this subject NSFW. no where in this subject was there anything NSFW, NO nudity, NO obscenitys, NOTHING OFFENSIVE> Now I cant even post a MUMM, I dont understand why this happend.

Soft.
Hi Bunny.I Miss you. It was john.me.rey. I dont know but we were fucking hungry. "And maybe we could be like her for one nightshowering your skin in excess, your pointy heelsdigging into the plush.You should soak yourself into it,careful not to step your dainty toes into those faces,all alluring,and you bask into their vulgarity, in their satin ribbons,coiffed hair, powdered and soaked,your cheeks rouged and corsetedand maybe your not physically perfect,nor a great beauty that hides beneath those veils,Just A Pawn Amongst them To Unite their wits,Rather,just poetically exsquisite.."~ME~Maverick Called. I miss him so much. He called from the dainty Japanese convenient store across from his apartment...buying some green tea ice cream.Apparently R. has been acting quite different since his drinking episode.He claimed he saw spirits again.,Before he left for college, we were like little children again.Eating too much Asian food, testing my chinese at resturant the Great Wa

Dear Friends
Just thought I'd write something positive for you. People can say some hurtful words at times and it can eat away at you. So as a friend who really cares, I take your face in my hands, and gently stroke your head, and I'm wiping away any tears, and as I hug you firmly but gently, I tell how much I care and love you, as well as wishing all that hurt away ;)

New Programs..making You Nuts?
Hey..have I got a little GEM for you! You know when you have to up grade to a new program, and the new one sucks, and you wished you knew where and how to get your old one back, and have your PC smiling again.. Well here's that site...is an archive of old versions of various programs. click it and make it a favorite... http://www.oldversion.com/ peace...greggace

The Wild West
The Wild West I want taste and feel the prairie dust on my face like all the cowboys did. I ride upon the territory of wild and untamed valley within how the west uses to be. I want watch the tumble weeds flow by me as I roundup the stampede. I need to feel the rawhide against my body as I hold my rifle steady upon my horse. I want hear the whip cracking up the wind as I beat a bushwhacker for trying to steal my boots as I was sleeping. I want sit high upon the mountain side as the Apache and Cherokee scream their hidden war cries as they dance around the fire for the coming of a war with the yellow eyes ones. I am a desperado and yet the cowboy in me loves his spurs and sweet rodeo’s that makes your heart and soul soar like a flying eagle over your head. I want to know what it likes to bite the bullet as shots ring about me. How I want to belong to the Wild West once again? I want hear the lonesome cries of the wolf as the train rolls by. How the stagecoach must out run t

Artichoke Bottoms And Shrimp With Shallot Vinaigrette
1 pound large shrimp (about 24) Juice and pulp of 1 lime 1 tsp balsamic vinegar 2 tsp olive oil 2 shallots, minced 1 tbsp fresh thyme or 1 tsp dried thyme 8 artichoke bottoms, quartered 6 large Swiss chard leaves, chopped 2 scallions, minced Peel and devein shrimp and steam in 1 inch of boiling water until curled and cooked through about 5 minutes. In a small bowl, whisk together lime juice and pulp, vinegar, oil, shallots and thyme. In a large serving dish, toss together artichoke and dressing. Add shrimp, chard, and scallions and toss well. Serve at room temperature or chilled.

How Can Someone Do This?!
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/27/nyregion/27survivor.html?ei=5087%0A&em=&en=620a38f8cc36fbd0&ex=1191038400&pagewanted=all September 27, 2007 In a 9/11 Survival Tale, the Pieces Just Don’t Fit By DAVID W. DUNLAP and SERGE F. KOVALESKI Tania Head’s story, as shared over the years with reporters, students, friends and hundreds of visitors to ground zero, was a remarkable account of both life and death. She had, she said, survived the terror attack on the World Trade Center despite having been badly burned when the plane crashed into the upper floors of the south tower. Crawling through the chaos and carnage on the 78th floor that morning, she said, she encountered a dying man who handed her his inscribed wedding ring, which she later returned to his widow. Her own life was saved, she said, by a selfless volunteer who stanched the flames on her burning clothes before she was helped down the stairs. It was a journey she said she had the strength to make because she kept thi

Just Another One ,
January 20, 2007 - Saturday just thoughts I lay here in bed listening to myself breath and think stranger. Maybe it's because i was always in tuned to hear the one i loved when i slepted with them. i know not what lays before me and if the future offers me comfort . But i will sleep and listen to myself . Myself being this stranger

This Is How I Like My Pussy Licked!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!!!
This is all you need to know! 95% of females can't cum from sex unless they are on top…and why not unless on top? So they can stimulate their clit by grindin’ on our pelvic bones, which really does nothin’ for them, so the key is to eat pussy first! Make her cum a few times, numb her up, then hammer away or soft and slow with a lot of vaginal teasin’ with your meat thermometer to build it all up in the end, however you like! Now, once you are in between her legs, don't just fuckin' dive in there like a pig goin’ to the trough, take your time! I know that pussy is damned near irresistible, but don't act like it is! Lick her inner thighs, kiss them, kiss around her pussy lips, kiss the lips, etc. etc. Finally, once you've got your tongue on her clit, this is what you do! (you can use your hands to spread apart her lips if you want, that’s all preference! Its easier to make them cum with their lips spread so you can have easier access to their clit!) Roll the tip and somewhat flat par

Please Help Lynn
Message sent to Pete I stole from his blog LOL I was wondering if you or your friends or anyone, Could please help me level up. I will return all the love i can promise you that. Also during HH whoever helps me lvl will get a few 11's. Send a private message or shout to me and let me know you helped. oh catch is you cant rate a few for 11's it has to be a good bit. If you rate everything includes stash and blogs give me a shout i'll go look and see if you did and if you did I will buy you a gift for helping along with a few 11's .... gifts and 11's will only be given during HH any questions? shout me.... if i don't answer then i'm not on, But will respond as soon as i see it. Happy Bombing... HERE IS HER LINK... TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life@ fubar

Trying To Do The Right Thing
OK, as of right now, I have decided that I am going to move out. I cannot continue living my life according to everybody else"s ideals. I am going to do everything in my power to make right all of the wrongs I have caused. I absolutely, without question, have fallen for the greatest girl in the world. Yet, I hurt her already. I will do whatever it takes to make it up to her. I have never felt so small as I did when she looked at me like she did yesterday. I hope I never make her feel that way again. If there is anything I can do to fix it, I will. NO QUESTIONS ASKED If you want it, you got it. I had to tell my children last night that I wanted to leave. I think they will be ok, I hope they will. My marriage has been terrible, in my view, for many years. If not it's entirety. There's no saving it. I don't want to. Time to move on. There is no denying that I love my kids. I lived a life, that's not what I need, for long enough. My kids are strong and smart. I will be there for

Love Letters Recipe ?
125g rice flour 35g plain flour 155g granulated sugar 1 1/2 cups coconut milk (from 1 coconut) 2 eggs 2 egg yolks Sift rice and plain flour into a mixing bowl. Add in sugar and slowly add the coconut milk. Stir until smooth then add the eggs and egg yolks. Whisk until well blended. Strain the batter. Lightly grease love letter moulds with a piece of muslin cloth dipped in oil. Heat mould over charcoal fire. When heated, place the moulds open over a bowl of batter and pour a ladelful of batter onto the mould. Close the mould tightly and bake over charcoal fire for about half a minute on each side. When golden in colour, remove and immediately fold into a quarter. Press lightly with a tin cover to level the surface. Cool and store in an air-tight container or tin.

Moving...but Not To Texas...anyone In Vegas Interested?
YES...THE MOVE TO TEXAS IS OFF...BUT I NEED TO FIND A PLACE ASAP...MONDAY I HAVE TO MOVE...*SOMEWHERE*...OR ELSE I WILL BE ON THE STREET...FUCK...WISH SOMEONE COULD HELP! MAYBE TO VEGAS...BUT WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT...I HOPE WE WILL BE ABLE TO BE TAKEN IN BY SOMEONE IN VEGAS...MONDAY IS THE MOVE...AND WE NEED A PLACE..A ROOM IS GOOD BUT EVEN A COUCH OR THE FLOOR WILL HAVE TO DO IF THATS ALL ANYONE CAN OFFER..WE WILL BE GETTING WORK RIGHT AWAY...SO MONEY WILL NOT BE AN ISSUE... HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP... DARKEST BLESSINGS, -LILITH DRACONIS

Count On Me
"Count On Me" I know that life ain't always good to you. I've seen exactly what it’s put you through Thrown you around and turned you upside down and so you You got to thinking there was no way out You started sinking and it pulled you down It may be tough you've to get back up Because you know that life ain't over yet I'm here for you so don't forget You can count on me Cause’ I will carry you till you Carry on Anytime you need someone Somebody strong to lean on Well you can count on me To hold you till the healing is done And every time you fall apart Well you can hide here in my arms And you can count on me To hold you till that feeling is gone I wonder why nobody's waiting on you I'd like to be the one to pull you through your darkest times I'd love to be the light that finds you I see a silver lining on your cloud I'll pick you up whenever you fall down Just take my hand and I will help you stand Because you know that life ain't over yet I'm her

Fun
I don't know why others are on fubar but I am here to have a little fun. This isent my real life and i think its fun to hear the insults as well as the pos comments so keep on laughing with me or at me it dosent matter as long as your laughing

Bush Family History Shows A Dark Past Unseen By Most
Bush family history shows a dark past unseen by most ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: 29 Sep 2007, 10:52 Posted by: "jose haber" I don't know if it is more scary or sad.But if we all, as Americans, don't wake up to this political sell out of our nation, we won't have a nation to worry about anymore.What are we as voters: ignorant, scared sheep being led to the slaughter or powerful and strong Americans?We will see on election day won't we.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Bush family history shows a dark past unseen by mostBy Douglas YatesOnline Journal Contributing Writerhttp://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/article_924.shtmlJun 20, 2006, 11:49 Few would argue that trust, like democracy, is earned and not inherited. So how is it that we've missed the lessons of four generations of Bush family history?As Kevin Phillips recounts in "American Dynasty," the Bush family presents a record of war profite

Fubar
this site is very difficult for a new person to navigate!!! im a bit dazed and confused!?! if i dont answer messages and shit, that would be the reason why.....*scratches head and tries to figure out how i got to "buzzed" in a 24 hour period* anyway.....i guess the more you use it, the more it becomes "user friendly"? HA!

Devotion
NuttinButtSexxy DELIGHTFUL SHIVERS SO INTENSE MY BODY CONVULSES WITH PLEASURE, A FIRE YOU BUILD HIGHER WITH EVERY STROKE OF YOUR HAND AND EVERY WORD FROM YOUR LIPS, TAKING ME BEYOND MY OWN CONTROL BUT KEPT WITHIN THE REALM OF YOURS, YOU HAVE BECOME MY MASTER AND I YOUR SLAVE, AND I WELCOME YOU,I NEED YOU, YOU HAVE OPENED ME TO NEW WANTS AND HEIGHTENED DESIRES, AND I AM NO LONGER MY OWN, BUT A SERVANT TO YOUR NEEDS, I DO THIS FREELY FOR ONLY YOU CAN GIVE THIS PLEASURE I NOW CRAVE, THE WHIP YOU LAND UPON ME REMINDS ME I AM YOURS, THE INTENSITY OF LUST SO EXTREME, I BEG FOR RELEASE, ONLY TO BE DENIED AS YOU TAKE ME EVEN HIGHER, BLIND FOLDED AND RESTRAINED , MY PASSION SURGES BEYOND, AND I AM TAKEN TO A FIRERY EDGE OF AROUSAL, AS MY PASSION IS RELEASED IN A RAGING CONVULSION , AND MY ESSENCE LIES IN A POOL OF STEAMY HOTNESS BETWEEN MY LEGS, I FLOAT IN A PLACE YOU HAVE CREATED AND WANT TO STAY THERE, FOR I AM SO CONTENT IT BECKONS TEARS OF COMPLETENESS, AND A JOY THAT

Baseball Is Better Than Men
1. No matter what, every single night between April and October, its always on AS SCHEDULED at 1:05, 3:55 on Saturdays, 7:05 or 10:05 for a West Coast game. Baseball is always on when it says its on, and there's always LEGIT excuses for it not being on, IE rain. And even then, the games are made up. Baseball is "never too busy for you." 2. Every single date with baseball is always entertaining. Whether it's human batting target Kevin Youkilis getting beaned for the 7 billionth time, Clemens and Schilling engaging in a battle of the AARP members or Scott Proctor setting his jock strap on fire, something interesting always happens before, during, or after a baseball game. Even watching Baltimore getting blown out 105 to 3 during a meaningless game is more entertaining than about 99 percent of dates I've been on. 3. Even when your team goes down in a brutal extra innings game, you know that they tried their hardest and that no matter the horrific outcome of Aaron fucking Boone belti

Spring River!
Although the Spring River begins somewhere up in Missouri, it doesn't get serious until it reaches the state line and enters Arkansas. That's where Mammoth Spring flows into it, adding about nine million gallons of water every hour to the streamflow. Instantly the river is transformed into a racing stream, just right for fishing and floating. SECTION DESCRIBED Mammoth Spring State Park to the Black River, a distance of about 57 miles. CHARACTERISTICS There's no getting around the fact that Spring River is chilly. After all, nine million gallons, every hour, of 58 degree water is hard to ignore. But it is this volume of cool water that: 1) makes the Spring River a year-round float stream: and 2) allows the river to be regularly stocked with rain bow trout. Most Spring River canoe trips take place in the 17 mile stretch between Mammoth Spring State Park and Hardy, an historic town in northern Sharp County. This section is recommended for beginning to intermediate canoeists,

Autumn Of The Vampire
Autumn of the Vampire by SykoSara © She held her arms out as the wind swirled around her small figure, throwing her already messy hair into further disarray. Her scarf slapped harmlessly at her back at it fought the howling gusts; it's black threads contrasting with her white sweater. Fall, she thought anxiously, I've been waiting so long and it's finally here. He's finally coming. She smiled dreamily as the cold surge rushed her along the sidewalk. The trees stared at her emptily as she walked past, their exposed limbs dark under the overcast sky. Humming a nameless tune, she walked along the deserted street, loving the feel of the weather and the wind and the anticipation that hung heavy in the air. Her destination long forgotten, she walked aimlessly by unfamiliar shops and stores, oblivious to everything but him. Her ghost, her phantom, the nameless lover who stalked her by night when the days grew cold and the trees shed their coats and the children all hid inside. He's

Casino Debt B
Casino Debt by mcfbridge © Janice was confused, if she had no money at the end of a week, how was she to get an additional $500. Mr. Vineti explained it to her. Each week, regardless of her performance, she would be issued an additional $500 on credit. This $500 would be given to her in either chips or tokens, her choice. "So, if I don't play, then each week I could just hand you back the $500 and not have to pay any more penalties, correct?" Janice asked. No, she was told. Tony spelled it out for her, "The chips or tokens issued to you are marked with a red line. These cannot be redeemed for cash, you must play them. Then whatever money you win you may use to pay your debt. Currently you owe me $1000. I will now issue you an additional $500 so next Monday you will owe me $1500." When Janice pleaded that she couldn't win $1500 in one week, Tony told her that he understood that. "As I said, if you can at least pay back $500, you will not incur any additional penalties. Each we

Casino Plot Ch. 03 A
Casino Plot Ch. 03 by mcfbridge © Friday came, and Jim Wright returned to Ruth Simpson's office. Once again, she had the books out and ready for him. Jim noticed that the general seemed much more nervous this time, than she had on the last visit. Since he knew exactly what he would find, this check didn't take long. Within a half-hour, Colonel Wright was telling the general that everything still looked fine and that he sincerely hoped he was done. A minute later he got off the phone with "C.I.D." and informed General Simpson that General Lewis had indeed given him permission to close this investigation. Jim apologized for all of the general's time he had taken and left her office. As soon as the colonel was gone, Ruth called the other women and practically shrieked that it was over. Within minutes all five women were in that office. They were so relieved they were almost shaking. It was over. Monday afternoon, Ruth would withdraw the money back out of the base accounts and they

Casino Plot Ch. 4 E
Casino Plot Ch. 4 by mcfbridge © "Very well, Colonel. Now why don't you step over there and we'll get back to you. I want to assign the other tasks first. But don't worry, Sue Lynn, we won't forget about you." Yeah, like that would bother her. Still she walked over to the wall and waited. "Now, you four. The next task concerns Jim and I. We're also, frankly, rather horny after all this, so we would simply like to cum in the mouths of two of you. So your next choice is to choose which two of you will suck off the two of us. So get to it ladies." This didn't take any time at all. Ruth had done this a few times and she hated it. There had been a colonel who she had reported to as a lieutenant. In exchange for her captaincy, Ruth had swallowed his cum about once a week. She had been delighted when that had ended, and was in no hurry to do it again. The funny part was that Lee would have volunteered for this one. She had sucked guys off many times and really didn't mind it.

My Horoscope For The Day, Wow These Things Are So Right Sometimes
You're thinking things through with a little more care today, but make sure you're not just procrastinating! You've got to deal with some issues before they grow out of control and turn into real problems.

Nsfw Bras?? Nsfw
My Mum's friend was a larger women with massive tits and a big round bum...Ive always liked big tits and big bums, so even at the age of 16 I found her hot to look at. She was 33 with long brown hair. One day, at the age of 16 I was swimming in our pool and Gay (Mums friend) came over for a swim. We were swimming and I kept brushing her massive tits as we played pool footy (a game Id made up with friends when i was younger). Each time my hand brushed her tits my cock would get harder and harder. Eventually Gay noticed this and she asked me to climb out of the pool...I refused, not wanting her to see the bulge in my swimmers where my hard cock was pushing aainst my shorts. Gay smiled and said that it was okay, then got out of the pool. I waited for my cock to go soft enough not to be noticable and then followed her inside. My Mum had gone down the road to get some lunch by this point in time. I went into the bathroom and saw Gay's large bra...This turned me on again...I quickly

Why Wont It Just End!!!
why wont my life just fucking end!!! i tryed to end it my self 3 times already and i just wont die!! i slit my throut when i was 12 my brother saved me tryed to give my self alcohal posining when i was 13 did not work tryed to give my self alchoal poising when i was 14 did not work when the hel will i fucking die already!! not like anyone will miss me daniel hates me i have no friends, my family practicly wants to disown for there reasons!! im done!!! just done caring!! god just take me way from this place u make me suffer in!!! no one will miss me no one will care!!!!!! i obviously am ready to give up so just take me away from this misrible life u make me lead!!! this is not life!! this is a suffering slowly in to depressiion and suside!! WHY WONT IT JUST END!!!

~!~rules Of Dating Me~!~
Ok, Ladies and Gentleman You ask what am I looking for in life and in a Woman. Its very simple I am looking for a Real Woman who is REAL. You said that is easy enough but here is a Few Helpful Hints to Easy the Getting to know you more stage! Top Five Rules! 1) Be Truthful on who you are and what you do in life! (I mean don't give me a bunch of bullshit about who you are cause I am to damn old to play the damn games). 2) Time is Money! (I mean I am a busy man that is handling a career and two twin girls so please understand if you tell me you will be back in a few minutes then come back or at lease come back and take yourself off line). 3) Communication is Golden! (Lord, People I am 31 years old and If you aren't willing to set down and have a conversation then don't even bother). 4) Life isn't in a Bottle! (Please don't do drugs or drink beer, whiskey or anything other then cokes, water, and tea). 5) Be a Good Roll Model! (I have twin girls that is in my life comp

Barbecue Sauce
Barbecue Sauce Recipe By : Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Cajun Sauces Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 3 cups Onions -- chopped 1/4 cup Honey 1 tablespoon Garlic -- chopped 2 tablespoons Lemon juice 1 cup Sweet pepper -- chopped 1 tablespoon Salt 1/2 cup Parsley -- dried 3 tablespoons Lea & Perrins 1 cup Dry white wine 1/2 teaspoon Mint -- dried 3 tablespoons Vinegar 1 tablespoon Liquid smoke 2 cups Ketchup 1/2 tablespoon Louisiana hot sauce Place all ingredients in a pot that is big enough to hold them. Bring to a boil. Cook, covered, on low heat for several hours.

Looking For Someone A To Catch My Eye
I have always looked and now I stopped.If he come to me then hopefuly things will happen. Email me and we will see if you are him.There is always someone everyone.I'm still looking and will not give out want I'm looking for in a man because I think that's to much information.I very periv.

The Farce Of Scientology
Let's start with the origin of the name. "Scientology", broken down into its corest definition, is "the study of knowledge". Wow, can it get more vague? Hubbard apparently once stated that it is impossible to truly know anything. To me, that's saying that no one has a right to grasp knowledge and possess it. Um, that explains scientific theories in general, but they are called theories because they are UNPROVEN. The idea that we are all eternal beings of pure energy that outlive our bodies makes a kind of sense, since the facts of science back it up, along with people having visions of past lives and such. The human mind is an energy field, and energy doesn't vanish. It disperses. This also explains ghost sightings, as ghosts all have a certain level of electrical energy. Now what screams "scam" to me is the fact that Scientology uses a machine called an E-Meter to resolve stress in our minds. Um, hate to say it, but WE HUMANS INVENTED THAT MACHINE, and humans by nature

The Dawn
I look to the sky for rain but my eyes bleed at the sun that burns into my soul. I hang my head in sorrow as my flesh sears from my body as the suns tears through my clothing. Is there no protection from the hate that is cast unto me from the heavens. I am cursed to die the death over and over as every DAWN aproaches my soul is released only to be reborn upon the dusk of eve and travel agian across the heaven to die with the DAWN of each new day.

Mind Of The Red Eyed (pt. 2)
-ASASSINATION -VACINATIONS -PRO EDUCATION -INFATUATION WITH SATIN -WITH GLOBAL NATION TAXATION -FIBER OPTICS -MICRO SCOPIC BIOLOGICAL GERMS -MAD COW BURGER ON THE MARKET -I NEVER DEPARTED -ONCE I STARTED -TO EXPLORE THESE REGIONS -THAT WAS UNCHARTED -LEAVE YOU HEART BROKEN -I STAND TALL LIKE BUILDINGS ON VAN DYKES -BEE'S STRIKE -LIKE A NOISE FROM A TRAIN LATE NIGHT -CHASE GOT NEW YORK -FOR LIFE -WE'RE OUTTA STATE -CAN'T SMOKE A BONE -IN A STAIR CASE WITHOUT GETTING CHASED -PENNY CANDY POISONIST WRAPPER -BEST TO CHILL OR GET YOUR HEAD GASHED -LEMON HEAD -SOUR PATCH KIDZ -BEST TO GRAB -A LIFE SAVER -I JAW BREAK YA' -BOSTON BRAKE YA' -I PLANT MY SUN FLOWER SEED -ON EVERY SQUARE ACHOR -THE BEAUTY OF MY NATURE -FLOWS THROUGH ASIA TO MECCA -WHEN I MAKE MYSELF EQUALITY -I'M KNOWN TO MOTHA' FLECKA'S -STAY IN YOUR PLAYPEN BOY -AND RADDLE FOR THIS FORMULA -AND CRY AS YOU PASSIFY -THIS LULABY FROM THE REDEYED BUTTERFLY THESE ARE MY RANDOM THOUGHTS..

Life Isn't A Journey???
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...., "WOW...What a ride!!!" -author unknown

Just Because
Not really sure what I have to say. I never post blogs much. I've had an awesome week so far and it's only Tuesday. I hope it stays this way... I've been teased before with weeks that start on a high but soon end on a low. Should I be cautious? Is something lurking around the corner to surprise me? I just want to go with the flow and see where it takes me. Sometimes the planets are lined in your direction and things are in your favor. Yet I am weary... Thoughts?

R U A Music Aritst Needing More Exposure ?
ONLY SERIOUS MUSIC ARTIST PLEASE!!!- DO NOT WASTE MY TIME !!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE MORE EXPOSURE FOR YOUR MUSIC...PLEASE CONTACT ME ON FUBAR OR YOU CAN E-MAIL ME AT lkndsugar@yahoo.com HERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME. >FYI..THE SERVICES PROVIDED BY ME ARE NOT FREE BY ANY MEANS...HOWEVER...IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE HERE ON FUBAR ..I WILL CHARGE YOU A ONE TIME FEE BASED ON YOUR NEEDS...E-MAIL ME WITH YOUR NEEDS AND I WILL GIVE YOU A PRICE. >ALSO FYI...THIS DOES NOT IN ANY WAY GURANTEE YOUR SUCESS...YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT...IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO CONTACT ME CONCERNING YOUR SHOWS YOU WILL BE DOING OR WHAT EVER YOUR NEED IS ...SO THAT WAY THEY CAN BE POSTED TO YOUR ARTIST PAGE. PEACE

Bored Out Of My Mind/new Pics
So... I'm sittin' here at work, bored, and no one's talking, being active, or anything... So... I've got some new pics up to rate, from the photoshoot my band did a month or so ago, so go check those out. also have some older photography work I've done... so... Go rate 'em and tell me what you think and stuff. If you guys are bored, msg me here or on yahoo messenger, and we'll talk. :D

23 Ways To Make A Woman Smile & Feel Special
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h

Confusion
Confusion covers my eyes and makes them dark Makes me afraid to completely give my heart I'm surrounded by those who love me yet I feel so alone Living in this self-made hell I call home Wishing for the day when I can be happy And longing for someone who loves me for me So many years spent alone with my thoughts No one to share them with afraid to get caught Letting someone in who might understand What this torment is going through my head Who will hold my hand all the way Fighting these demons day after day Never have I really lived just tried to get by Waiting for a reason or someone to show me why This life is worth living, worth giving my heart All fears set aside now a new start My eyes get a little brighter with each new day With someone who shows me love in sweet little ways But I still return to that self-made hell Trapped, afraid and drowning in a deep dark well Never truly breaking free No else's fault, no one to blame but me

The Letter
To everyone who reads this, I'm sorry for the pain. Believe me when I tell you, My actions weren't in vain. I don't know how to let you know, Of all the pain I was in. Nothing can describe the reason, I committed this sin. You said you knew the best for me, And how to make me smile. You didn't even think to check, Every once in a while. Whether I was right and good, Or just down and out. Whether I wore a smile, Or a frown or pout. Even my sharpest blades have been, Better friends than you. There for me through thick and thin, What was I to do? I've struggled through the past few years, Keeping out of strife. Each day edging closer, To taking my own life. My will to live had been dissolved, But my memories remained. Little did I realise how, The crimson river stained. So when you find this I'll be gone, My exit's growing near. Please forgive my selfishness, And please don't shed a tear. To all of those that loved me, And those that preten

Wtc Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11
WTC Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11 A man who was working in the World Trade Center on 9/11 has told WeAreChange. org that he personally witnessed explosions in the lobby area after he left the building to buy hot dogs at the same time that the first plane hit the north tower RE: WTC Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 03 Oct 2007, 22:24 WTC Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11 A man who was working in the World Trade Center on 9/11 has told WeAreChange.org that he personally witnessed explosions in the lobby area after he left the building to buy hot dogs at the same time that the first plane hit the north tower. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/031007_lobby_explosions.htmRE: WTC Worker Witnessed Lobby Explosions On 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 03 Oct 2007, 22:24 WTC

Miserable Day
What a miserable day, could it have gone any worse? I doubt. Investigation comes in over some bs complaint, that was completely unfounded, but some staff were having a bad day, and the kids were a little out of control, so she wrote us up about that, and what is the directors response to it? Why lets switch the staff around again, pull Chrissy out of her room that she just got into in Sept. and finally has things running good, and put her in the problem room, Why? Cause apparently I can handle anything. Yeah it's great that she has so much faith in me but at the same time I have an After School Care to run. I can't be the problem solver everytime. She needs to get busy and train the staff to fix the problems themselves. The answer can't always be lets just put Chrissy in there till everything works out. I'm not superwoman, I work 11 + hour days and still have to spend my lunchbreak programing because they say there's not enough staff to give me time that I actually get piad for, funny

My Love For You
When I think of my love for you the wonder of its beauty takes my breath away. I cannot recall the moment in time it began, but only the overwhelming feeling of ecstasy it brought to me. For at that moment I knew happiness. A happiness I had never known before. For just the thought of you gave me joy beyond belief. The thought of being with you and being held by you was my one desire I know once we met none other would ever do, for I'll know love. I'll know love as I had never thought possible in this life time. It is a love of passion and desire. It is a never-ending need to you, for you, only you. When I think of my love for you I realize I now know the true meaning of love. I will love you as long as this life endures and beyond, for you are my dreams, my realities. You are my heart You are my meaning of true love.

Sex Poems
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour ----- Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain ----- 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! ----- Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to God You dont multiply ----- Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream ----- Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid ----- roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. ----- roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed ----- sex is bad sex is a sin sins are forgivin so stick it in

Sadnesses
hi Current mood: enthralled Category: Dreams and the Supernatural It's night time. I figured I'd post something, since that's what I do at night. I probably write about this a lot, but I really wish I could solve everyone's or atleast most people's problems. Other than semi-minimall mental and sleeping stuff, my life is pretty damn good. I wish I could somehow share that with everyone. The girl in sandy is becoming annoying. She acted like she really wanted to meet me and stuff, and then is always busy or whatever. So, it's just like whatever, I guess. There's lots of stuff that might be happening this weekend. Lots of different options I guess. Ofcourse, what I want to do, is the same thing as always, spend my weekend in bountiful. I have homework and stuff to do with school too. Even when I plann on just spending a few hrs there, I never want to leave. I just leave when I almost have to, or whatever. My ex wants to hangout, I think I'll be over at my brother's house

Yellow Flag And Gym Whistle Friday!
Good Morning. How about this… Let’s have referees like the National Football League has roaming the field of play and keeping the game manageable and safe in our daily schedule…huh (oh it’s just my way of getting ones approval for something I just said or asked)…and when they see a foul or something that is wrong they blow their whistle and throw their flag…just like in football. Now my Aussie friends are going to blow their whistle on me and throw the flag at my face due to calling NFL style Football, Football but! The fact is Football in the US is done with an egg shaped ball and Soccer which we refer to as Football around the world is done with a round ball. So pick up your flag and stop tooting your whistle at me… and let me continue. Ok, so we have these referees running around in plain sight and they do not have to be in stripes. Hell they can be in a Bathing suit, a Bakers apron and they do not have to be men only! Oh hell let’s just referee life ourselves shall we? I will petit

Beer
I love beer and whiskey, but I can't find anyone that likes the same kind that I do...if you like budweiser, Wild Turkey, Wild Irish Rose, Jose, Jack, and Jim. Come by and say something to me...tell me which one you would like.

Australia Beat Canada 37-6
Australia (13) 37 Tries: Baxter, Frier, Smith, Mitchell 2, Latham Cons: Shepherd 2 Pens: Huxley Canada (0) 6 Pens: Pritchard 2 Pool B winners Australia made it four wins out of four as they laboured to a bonus-point victory over lowly Canada in the pouring rain in Bordeaux. Tries from Al Baxter and Adam Frier helped a second-string Wallaby side into a 13-0 half-time lead. Canada got on the board through two James Pritchard penalties either side of a George Smith try for Australia. Winger Drew Mitchell helped himself to two tries before Chris Latham cruised over for Australia's final score. Australia - the only nation to win the Web Ellis Trophy twice - had already sewn up the pool and took the chance to rest a host of big name players ahead of next Saturday's quarter-final against defending champions England. The Wallabies took the lead through an early Julian Huxley penalty but struggled to put their usual free-flowing, multi-phase style of play into pra

Come Join "guilty Pleasures" Whole New Look, Looking For Staff Too :)
Just click on the pic below. Much Love xoxoxox Jen Contact me or Micki if you would like to join staff :) Thanks. Owner Of Guilty Pleasures ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fubar Wife 2 "GoozTX" *DSC* Owner of Guilty Pleasures@ fubar Micki-Co Owner Micki"Blue Eyes"{dirty south crew}@ fubar Come meet the staff, these are my very good friends, they were part of staff for the old lounge as well :) Tre-Manager Dirty Beast of the D.S.C.@ fubar Patty-Bartender "Whisper 2 Me"AKA:~(desires)~~(D.S.C)~W.T.C~{ Proud Member}~Bartender 4 Guilty Pleasures!!~@ fubar Tom-Bartender /TOM G ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ//.BARTENDER GUILITY P@ fubar Lane-Security sexymedic4u~*~Security in the Guilty Pleasures Lounge~*~Also A G-Spotter!!@ fubar I need Waitresses, Doormen, Security, co-manager, if anyone wants to switch their titles who are already staff, let me know :D Live DJ Full Throttle Radio, I love DJ Slade a

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He touches me with his words so sweet... My body's engulfed with heat... So strong is my desire.. You turn me on with such common words... My hearts afloat.. I can feel it in my throat... I feel my heart pound... ohhh I want him so bad... Would this be the right time to say so... Should I just let it go... Mmmm... just common word.. but he turns me on so bad.. I look at the pictures he sent... I imagine him touching my body..he's already touched my mind He tells me his desires... I tell him mine.... Just plain old desires...

Ana's Induction
Ana's Induction by phoenixphair © "Alex! Wait until you hear what-!" Ana stopped abruptly, fingers still on the handle of her friend's bedroom door. On the big bed before her, Alex straddled Damien, and had been riding him hard judging by how she was panting. Both were stark naked, Alex's breasts held in his hands, both of their eyes glowing brightly, faces flushed. "Oh...my...god," Ana muttered with a drunken laugh as Alexandra turned her head to look at her, a tendril of her long dark hair falling down across her damp forehead, the flames in her eyes fading from red to green. "It looks like the real party is in here." "Yeah?" the naked girl asked calmly, raising an eyebrow but continuing to slowly swivel her hips over her Sire's lap. He raised up on one elbow and looked intently at the girl in the doorway. In contrast to Ana's furiously red cheeks, neither seemed particularly embarrassed. "I... uh... it can wait..." she managed, unable to take her eyes off the scen

Fighting To Claim Her
Fighting to Claim her by Eleclya© Elizabeth ran through the streets, her skirts swishing, giving away her location. The streetlights were out; there was no one to see her, no one to hear her scream. The footsteps behind her were drawing nearer. She could hear nothing over the frantic beating of her heart. She rounded the corner of the alleyway and screamed. He was there, waiting for her, she turned to run but his reflexes were too quick for her, she felt his claws wrap around her wrist. The blood trickling from the cuts they made. He brought her wrist to his mouth and tongued the blood off. "Can't waste any now, can we?" he rasped. She tried to scream, but her throat was too dry, he pinned her to the wall and she was too weak to resist. He swept the escaped strands of hair away from her neck, leaving it bared for him. He smiled, flashing his fangs at her. His eyes turning to that eerie crimson red as she saw his fangs elongate to enable him to sink the sharp points in

Alone At The Office
Alone at the Office by justachicky © If I had known you were alone at the office yesterday, I would have made a point to stop by and try my hand at distracting you away from the work that has kept you so busy. I envisioned you letting me into the newly re-decorated conference room. I can see, better, I can feel you push me down over the table, and I can feel you nibble on my creases, until I'm begging you to let me cum. You tease me more, I'm gripping the edges of the table, hungry for the release you won't let me have. Then, you slowly, tortuously lick my pussy, and stopping just briefly to tell me how good I taste, you suck on my clit and the orgasm I've been craving slams through my body and I scream incoherently. I smile as I begin to breath regularly again, because I think that the next time you sit at this table for a meeting, or a conference, or just lunch, you'll look down the length of the table, and you'll be able to imagine my face pressed against the cool surface

Ann's Escapades
Ann's Escapades by Joancdnj © Ann started dating Jimmy in her senior year of high school right after they both turned 18. It seemed all of their friends had birthdays around the same time so everyone was strutting around in their new status as an "adult". Even though she gave up her cherry right away she found that even with fucking Jimmy once or maybe twice a week, she was constantly horny. Fortunately her older sister Jennifer taught her about vibrators and allowed Ann to borrow hers. Ann knew she liked dating Jimmy because he had money and a car. His family was rich and spared no expense. This also made Jimmy popular with the jocks because the quarterback on the high school football team, Lance, liked being able to count on Jimmy for a car when he wanted to take his current girlfriend out to one of the many lover's lanes and fuck her. "Hey, let's take the girls out for a burger and then someplace to fuck," Lance suggested to Jimmy one warm Friday night just before school l

Art Professor
Art Professor by Horny Couple © I was horny and it didn't help that I was nude. My name's Christine and I am an artist model in the Midwest. Posing for art students didn't usually make me horny but this was Tim's class and his classes, or should I say Tim, had an effect on me. I've had the hot's for him since the first time I modeled for one of his classes. Tim is about 45 and very nice looking, about 5''10" with a nice build. I am an attractive 41-year-old MILF with a nice body, perky 34B tits, a neatly trimmed pussy, slim waist and a very nice ass. I started modeling about five years ago and have loved it ever since. I enjoy the variety of people for whom I model. However, Tim was different. From the first time that I modeled for one of his class, I was thinking sexy thoughts about him. My nipples became hard and my pussy got wet. While Tim would explain to the students what he wanted them to do during this class, I would glance at his crotch wondering if he had a big cock.

Angela
Angela by hunterwren © It was a dumb idea. A friend told me about it and I guess I thought it might be good for a few laughs. And maybe I would meet somebody nice. It was a speed dating service that matched rich guys and hot girls. Silly, I know. Since I hadn't met anyone nice in a while I thought I would try it. I knew that I was going to meet a lot of jerks but I thought there might be a chance of meeting someone nice who could squire me around town and spoil me for a change. My last boyfriend was always broke (a starving artist type) and wound up owing me a lot of money that he still hasn't paid back. So I called the place. It was located in midtown, not far from where I worked, so went in for an "interview." It was obvious from the stares I received as I walked through the door that I was going to have no problem. I'm 5'9', 120 pounds, with long shoulder-length brown hair. I'm in terrific shape. To put myself through law school I was a personal trainer, which allowed me to m

Halloween Horror Nights
Well, I am just writing a little bit about my week. And the time I spent with my daughter. Well we made it to Orlando safely, and having a good time. Well I could tell my daughter and her friend were. We went to a mall located not to far from our motel since the room was not ready when we arrived. The prior planning made the day pleasant and looked for and exciting evening. I was a bit somber, but was not going to show my emotions and ruin a good time. Just a little bit of a lonely feeling being there by myself. It will be OK and everything will be fine, I will do my best to be myself. Well the time spent with my daughter and her friend was a lot of fun. Halloween Horror Nights was OK and had a wonderful time. I tried to notice and watch people tonight. Things like there actions, as well as words spoken during the evening. I noticed many smiles and couples actually holding hands being in Love. And even a couple of guy's angry because someone bumped one of them. Even th

Another One Undies Lol
Your Lucky Underwear Is Red You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself. You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed. When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world. So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you! What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Keeping You Close
Keeping you close in my heart Keeping you close in my dreams. Keeping you close forever. Keeping you close cause i dont want to say goodbye. It would break my heart. Keeping you close cause i never want to let go of our friendship. You mean alot to me. Keeping you close cause i care for you. You are my friend forever and i will always keep you close. Keeping you close. Keeping you close cause our friendship means everything to me. Keeping you close cause i love you my friend. Keeping you close in my heart, cause life would be nothing without you. Keeping you close cause that's what friends do. Keeping yu close cause i never want to say goodbye. Keeping you close cause i care, Keeping you close cause i love you so. Keeping you close cause your my friend. Keeping you close

The Butterfly Effect
The Butterfly Effect by Usagi-chan © I could tell that you were extremely pleased with yourself. You waved the package in front of me and said, innocently (too innocently), "It's for you." I looked at you suspiciously. "It's addressed to you." "But I ordered it for you! Go on! Open it." I knew you were up to something, but I decided to humor you. Besides, I was curious. I took the scissors you offered me and slit the packing tape along the edges of the box. It was a fairly small box, and there wasn't much on the package to indicate where it had come from. I open the flaps and pushed aside a layer of packing peanuts to see what it contained. I laughed. "Oh, you did NOT buy this." "Oh, but I did! And I think we should try it out today. See, it's got a remote and everything." I pulled it out to get a better look. It was one of those wearable vibrators in the shape of a butterfly made of soft green jelly-rubber with glitter and a matching wireless remote. "I even got

Out Of The Closet. . .
I'm an atheist. Sometimes, I say that I'm a "born again" atheist, but that's not really true. I'm more of an "out of the closet" atheist. I have been, for a while. It's kind of weird, though. I don't know if being an atheist requires me to talk about it or not. . . Like, when I pretended to be a Christian, I was supposed to share my faith with everyone. I can't figure out if I'm supposed to do that, anymore. . . So, I figured I'd just put some of my thoughts out there, because I don't every really talk about it. I will say this. Being an atheist is wayyyy easier than being a Christian. You can sum it up with three major talking points. 1) Everything is here by chance. 2) What we know as morality is simply hardwired behavior that has evolved with us over billions of years in order to ensure the continuation of our species. 3) When we die, we just go back into the ground to become part of the matter of the universe, again. It's pretty liberating, really. I don't have to

An Fyi Ob Cha0tic Drag0n!
If y'all do not see Kevin on for a few days dont worry! He is having some persoinal issues @ home right now and dealing with a few things and probably wont be on a whole lot! I just wanted to let everyone know because i know there are some of his friends he is pretty close with ! Thanks for reading this and if anyone has Messages just holler @ me and I will pass them on to him!! Mel ..Texas Bitch PLEASE REPOST THIS so it can circulate n hit most of his friends family n fans!

2nd Place?
So...I'm having one of those days/nights where all of my thinking makes me turn into a psycho woman and I drive myself a little nuts. My whole life...I've been in "2nd place". With my family...I'm always the one who fucks shit up, or gets the blame. No one ever really respects or listens to me. With guys...I am 2nd rate. They will tell me how beautiful I am, how much they care about me and all of that shit...but when it comes down to it...I'm 2nd rate. I'm the chick they'll get with then when it comes down to it, they'll deny me. They won't tell their friends about me...hell half of their friends don't know my name, what I look like, or that I exist. I'll be sitting there with that person, someone will call them and they'll go 'no I'm not busy, I'm just sitting here'. Then they rush me out of the house, like I'm some fucking chore. Tell me I'm beautiful to my face, then 5 fucking seconds later, I don't exist. We have sex...2 days later...I fucking don't exist. They have

Sad, Upset, Lonely
I can officially say that I hate being single. I have been single for one day and am already sick of it. Sure, I got to spend some time with some friends today, but the rest of the day has been spent talking to my dog in my apartment and having a beer while eating popcorn and watching a movie. I miss Andy. I miss him sooo much that I don't know what to do with myself. I miss talking to him. I miss talking to someone that wants to talk to me and cares what I have to say. Someone who truly cares about me. i miss everything. I am sick of sitting at home on my damn computer wishing I was somewhere else...anywhere else. I am sick of trying not to be upset...sad....lonely. I can't help it. I am sad. I am upset. I am lonely. I want my life back. I want my love back. Why did this happen to me???

Tuesday Morning News~~eye Of The Storm~~
the rest of the story.... It was over heard by this reporter, a Staff member commenting on the valiant effort. "We put on a good show, and considering the team is still in its relatively infant stage we gave them all they could handle". Way to go, Wicked Storm Crew!! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

911 Truth On Wal Mart Intercom!
911 Truth on Wal Mart Intercom! Body: hehe. xD From: Tom Date: Oct 8, 2007 10:52 PM Thanks! : DahuiHeeNalu {I Hang Ron Paul Revolution Banners!} Date: Oct 8, 2007 11:14 PM 9/11 Truth on Wal-Mart intercom Thanks: Bro Severe [Ron Paul 2008]

Pork Fricassee With Mushrooms And Carrots Recipe
Ingredients for Pork Fricassee with Mushrooms And Carrots 3 tb Vegetable oil 8 lg Carrots; cut diagonally into 3 1/2 lb Boneless pork shoulder; ; 1-inch-thick pieces ; fat and cut into 1 lb Mushrooms; sliced thin ; 2-inch pieces 1/2 Stick unsalted butter; (1/4 1 lg Onion; chopped 1/4 c All-purpose flour 2 Ribs celery; chopped 1 c Heavy cream 1 Bay leaf 1 tb Fresh lemon juice; or to 4 c Chicken broth 1/2 c Minced fresh parsley leaves 4 c Water Paprika rice as an Directions for Pork Fricassee with Mushrooms And Carrots In a kettle heat the oil over moderately high heat until it is hot but not smoking and in it brown the pork, patted dry, in batches, transferring it as it is browned to a large bowl. Pour off the fat from the kettle, return the pork to the kettle with the onion, the celery, the bay leaf, the broth, and the water, and simmer the mixture, uncovered for 1 1/2 hours, or until the pork is tender. Add the carrots, simmer the mixture, covered for 15 mi

Sexual Destinations Final Destination...for Now!! Lol!
SEXUAL DESTINATIONS..FINAL DESTINATION!! OK THERE IS A FINAL DESTINATION FOR THIS JOURNEY, AND IT IS TIME FOR IT TO BE REACHED ONCE AND FOR ALL. THIS WILL END THE SEXUAL DESTINATIONS ITINIARY. I HAD BEEN SITTING IN THE SAME PLACE ALL DAY AND READING NUMEROUS PIECES OF MAIL FROM ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE. SAYING THE SAME SHIT, JUST IN DIFERENT WAYS. SOME OFFERING “I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET WITH YOU” OTHERS MERELY ASKING “FOR A TASTE OF THE PUSSY”, A SAMPLE IF YOU WILL. YEA RIGHT MY ASS. ANYWAY FRIEND REQUESTS WERE ALSO COMING AND SOME PRETTY INTERESTING PEOPLE TO. SO I DENIED THE WACKOS AND APPROVED THE REST. UPON RESEARCHING THESE LATEST ENTRIES I CAME UPON A BEAUTIFUL MAN IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. HE SPOKE WITH KNOWLEDGE, SHOWED WISDOM, AND UNDERSTOOD THINGS IN LIFE. HE WAS A BLOGGER, SO HE KNEW HOW TO READ AND WRITE (THANK U GOD), HE HAD VERY NICE SENSUAL PICTURES, HE WAS FINE AND WAS MODEST IN HIS CAPTIONS. HE DIDN’T TALK ABOUT HIMSELF OR REFER TO HIMSELF AS A THE

Warpage
have you ever thought about how much energy is contained in matter? it's insane to think that there is so much that matter actually warps the space around it. that's what we call "mass" - the effect that an object has on gravity, influencing the momentum and trajectory of other objects. what i wonder about is whether gravity is created by objects that have mass, or if gravity is an inherent property of the universe that is merely affected by mass. the two are intimately tied together. mass would not exist if it were not for gravity. gravity would be imperceptible if it were not for mass. so which came first - the chicken or the egg? why would energy condense into matter? why would matter evolve such that it gives rise to the structures we see in the universe - especially living things? why do the hairs in my nose keep growing? did i really do too much lsd back in college? *shrugs*

Finger Fucked To First Full Orgasm
Finger Fucked to First Full Orgasm by Kay-Dee © I had to attend a business conference and decided I would take my Personal Assistant, Fiona, with me. I thought she would enjoy a stay in a posh hotel for two or three nights, especially as she was leaving me soon to get married in another part of the country. It would be a small 'thank you' for all of her help. Oh by the way, in case you don't know me, I'm a 41 year old married business woman. Fiona is a lovely girl of 24 and has worked for me for three years. I knew I would miss her very much when she moved away. Though extremely efficient she was a strange girl in some ways. She had wonderful features, a really beautiful face, but she dressed in a very modest way, almost old fashioned in her style. It was difficult to say if she had a good figure because of her shapeless dresses, but I suspected that she had a good, firm body. She was also very serious in her manner. We set off on a Thursday and reached our destination

Stress Of Life
well here I'm gonna try to write just anything... anything I'm feeling ... and things that have been on my mind for a while now. also things that have been bothering me & whatever else. I am far from being the person that I would like to be. I'm scared of the future... becuz i don't know what to do. I'm out of high school & I don't know what to do if I wanted to go to college. I have my art but what can I do with that? I'm scared. Where am I going from here? This all just makes me wanna breakdown and cry. and Im falling more in love each day with someone that no one would approve of. I hate hiding my love for him ... I would tell the world if I could. I never felt anything like this before. I'm saying all of this with tears streaming down my face. I never know what people want from me. I'm not the healthiest person you'll ever meet.. in the past month I have been to the hospital 3 times ... doctor 2 times. and starting again this month. I'm sooo scared. I w

Yum
******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* Im going to be hosting yet another contest: The Rules: A minimum of 40 entries will be needed The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more. After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded. The contest will span an entire week In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows: 1 Happy Hour 1 30-day Blast OR 3-month VIP 2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP ******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / A

Deployment
well, as some people on fubar know, i am in the navy. i am writing this blog for all my friends to let them know that as of yesterday, i am being deployed starting in november. i will be gone for aropund seven months and am not sure if i will be able to get on fubar while out to sea. in the event i cant get on here, just wanted people to know ive met some great people on here and hope that theres still some love shown here after ive shipped out. crazy amounts of love to friends and i'll see yall around.

We Are One
NuttinButtSexxy I OFFER MY SELF TO YOU , AND FOR YOU MY MASTER , AND PLEDGE MYSELF TO YOU AS SLAVE IN LOVE AND OBEDIENCE , THE COLLAR YOU LOCK AROUND MY NECK WILL BE A SYMBOL OF OUR VOW, AND WILL SAY TO ALL OTHERS WE ARE ONE, TO LIVE AS ONE BODY , ONE SPIRIT, AND ONE MIND, ALWAYS TO LOVE AND PROTECT IN QUIET GRACE MY BODY IS ON FIRE AT THE THOUGHT OF YOUR TOUCH , A YEARNING AS NONE I HAVE KNOWN, AND WILL ONLY BE WHOLE WHEN YOU CLAIM ME AS YOURS, MY MIND IS NEVER STILL AS IT IS IN EROTIC TORMENT, AND IT LIES IN WAIT FOR OUR TIME OF CONSUMATION, MY LIPS BURN,EAGER FOR THE PRESS OF YOUR'S UPON THEM, A DESIRE THAT YOU NOURISH WITH YOUR DARKNESS, WE ARE A SURGING RIVER OF TORRENTIAL LUST , THAT RAGES AGAINST IT'S BANKS FOR RELEASE, AS WE ARE RELEASED FROM THE PAST TO BEGIN THE FUTURE AS ONE SOUL

Life Extension Technologies To Facilitate Elite Technocracy
Life Extension Technologies To Facilitate Elite Technocracy ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 10 Oct 2007, 19:56 Life Extension Technologies To Facilitate Elite Technocracy The development of successful life-extension technologies will be a reality within 30 years, but the application of such stunning advances will be tightly restricted by a ruling elite, and eventually may be used as a justification to completely wipe out humanity, according to some of the scientific community's leading pioneers. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/101007_elite_technocracy.htm

We've Been Holding Out On You!
Cyanide has had everyone hopping here at Pinned-Up Productions, from the Dolls to the Photographer, Photo Editor, Webmaster and herself, in bringing you Hot New photo sets for your enjoyment. We’ve got Halloween Tags for all the Dolls be sure and drop by my Halloween Tag folder and show some love for your favorite doll. Watch for news of ToXiC’s Doll of the Week Contest coming soon as well. We’ve recently added Mystique our newest Doll making her debut with three very sexy photo sets and a fetish video with a surprise co-star; I’m not telling you who it is, if you want to know you will have to visit the website and check it out yourself. Mystique brings versatility to our sets, with overtones of French Impressionists art, a bewitching witch as well as a cute baby doll. We’ve got more video from Mystique coming out next week along with several exciting photo sets in the coming months. The most exciting news of all is two new photo sets in the members area of the website

Drama Free Means No Drama! 0 - Zed -nada
Well Ladies and Gentleman this time its a Drama King!!! Some of you may know and some of you may not know that Psychorainstorm and Marlboro Man are in the midst of a very nasty break up, nasty because he is making it that way. Just keep this in mind if you are contacted by him. Some have already and all he is doing is causing hate and discontent. Rain, Wicked Storm and I (Luangel) hold to the idea we started with and continue to support... NO DRAMA. We do not approve of this type of childish behavior. We refuse any longer to lower our selves to reporting false things, to name calling, down-rating pix, and contacting people that no longer wish to be contacted by us. We wish all concerned a peaceful life, Drama Free. Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Thursday Links: Marc Maron, Mark Wahlberg, Erocktober Continues, Turn On Paltalk, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy (perv news, male camel toe, phone call, fun fact) ThursDEE, everybuddy! We gots a busy, busy, busy show today for ya, so buckle in. Comedian Marc Maron will be hanging with the show, and we'll also be hearing from the one and only Mark Wahlberg, who is promoting We Own The Night. Remember, kids... if you want to see ANY of this goodness LIVE as it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE. FlightBenefits, BabyGirl, and Redrum...we salute you and many others this morning! WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do: 1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day 2. Today's sound is 'I like turtles' 3. be the 10th

Bathroom Drunk
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. 'What's all the screaming about in there?' he yells. 'You're scaring my customers!' 'I'm just sitting here on the toilet,' slurs the drunk, 'and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.' The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, 'You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!'

Contest Terms?
Ok the contest terms, when fubar will help in making an honest contest for the prize that i can not over ride who wins is simple. The person who godfathers me will have to be a friend and a fan of my page at the time of godafthering me. ( see why i need fubar suport on this) Now we all know how those points get awarded, and it shouldn't be to0 hard for fubar to help in doing so. Please help to get fubar onboard with this idea. The longer they wait to help me, is the longer this contest is placed on hold!

Re: Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide
RE: Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Steve Watson Date: 11 Oct 2007, 10:59 Congressman comes out on top despite being given least time, least questions and despite CNBC pulling its poll half way through Ron Paul won another debate by a landslide this week despite efforts on the part of the mainstream media to limit the Congressman's exposure and to force Rudy Giuliani down the necks of viewers. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/111007Paul.htm

Sex Quotes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you

Figment Of Ones Imagination
In my mind lyes the perfect someone. Someone that will be there after a hard day, someone to comfort me and be there during lifes struggles. I think that this person doesn't exist, they are just a figment of my imagination. Almost like a mystical abyss vanishing just as you approach it, so does this perfect someone. I actually found someone, someone that i care for alot.... but that to was a false dream. In my dream the perfect someone would apreciate me, would enjoy being the center of my universe. No one wants that anymore, no woman just wants to be treated speacial and looked after anymore they all have this attitude that they need to do everything on their own and don't want to be taken care of or treated respectfully. Maybe I'm wrong in the thinking that i want to treat someone speacial and just enjoy their company. To me having a beautiful woman, to caress and take care of is amazing. Is rejuvinating and fills your heart with love. I keep hoping, keep telling myself t

Guys
which one is better a girl who takes care of herself and has respect for herself or a girl that dont care what she does like putting nude pictures up come on now you wouldnt want to be with a girl who shows her naked body to everyone

Osama Bin Laden
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-flea-bitten camel! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said: "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone , his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is Good!

Erotic Confession
I'll gently touch your hand, and you'll give me a look that could enslave the wildest dream. I'll raise your lips to be kissed in vain, and enchant your mouth with the caress of an eager tongue. And if you're angered, I no farther meant than to please you, release you, and receive your innocence. On your electric breasts I'll lay my hands and create light impressions to match and twin the marks of submission which earlier you left on my back. And your breasts, with a kind warm glow, they swell and talk with hardened tips. They stir, and desire to dance under my lips. accompanied by the rhythms of heartbeats and the melancholy moans played by instruments of enticement. And if you distrust me, I no farther meant than to please you, release you, and receive your innocence. I'll keep my eyes on yours, on your soft skin my hands will stay. Look at a face kissed by angels. feel skin envied by queens. All of my senses infatuated with you,

Poetry
God of Compassion You let your rain fall on the just and the unjust. Expand and deepen our hearts so that we may love as You love, even those among us who have caused the greatest pain by taking life. For there is in our land a great cry for vengeance as we fill up death row and kill the killers in the name of justice, in the name of peace. Jesus, our brother, you suffered execution at the hands of the state but you did not let hatred overcome you Help us to reach out to victims of violence so that our enduring love may help them heal. Holy Spirit of God, You strengthen us in the struggle for justice, Help us to work tirelessly for the abolition of state-sanctioned death and to renew our society in its very heart so that violence will be no more. Amen.

Crispy Chicken Cutlets With Basil-parsley Sauce
2 pounds chicken cutlets Salt and pepper 3 to 4 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1 cup Italian bread crumbs 1/3 to 1/2 cup grated Parmigiano, a couple of handfuls 1 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 2 teaspoons poultry seasoning 1 clove garlic 1 (3-ounce) jar pine nuts (pignoli) 1 lemon, zested 2 eggs, beaten Olive oil, for shallow frying Basil- Parsley Sauce: 1 cup loosely packed basil leaves 1/2 cup loosely packed parsley leaves 1/2 lemon, juiced Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil, eyeball it 1 Roma or plum tomato, seeded and finely chopped, for garnish Season the cutlets with salt and pepper on both sides turn lightly in flour. Combine next 7 ingredients in food processor and pulse-process the crumbs to chop the spices, garlic and nuts and evenly distribute the flavors throughout the crumb and cheese mixture. Transfer the mixture to a plate. Beat eggs in a separate shallow dish. Heat a thin layer of oil in a large skillet,

Liars!!!
Honest to God, if there is a deceitful, manipulative, lying piece of shit guy out there, I will find them. I attract them like flies. I end up liking them and then find out who and how they really are. And it's so funny what they lie about like having a girlfriend. (Okay buddy, in today's world, Myspace knows all and the fact that we live in a tiny community doesn't help out your cause at all. Everyone knows everyone and if by some God awful chance someone doesn't know a certain person, you better believe they have a friend who does.) To bring to light what I'm talking about, take today's incident. This guy has been chasing me for a couple of months and he's cool...sometimes. We hung out and I ended up making out with a different guy, so it pissed him off. Well, we are okay again and talking about hanging out. Today I was leaving a comment on a friend's Myspace page and see a comment below mine with a girl and this guy in it, so of course, I go to her page and see that they have been

~ Congress Putting Troops In Danger ~
Nancy Pelosi and her friends are at it again. This resolution for something that happened in 1915 is not necessary at this time and serves only one purpose. Piss off the government of Turkey and they stop letting us us them as a point were food, supplies, etc.. come into Iraq for our Troops. This is not a good move for our troops and our security Turkish ire may affect Iraq war By Scott Peterson Fri Oct 12, 4:00 AM ET Two obsessions in Turkey may appear unrelated – a recent surge in Kurdish militant attacks and the mass killing of Armenians nearly a century ago – but they are swiftly combining as a strategic tipping point in US-Turkey relations that could affect American forces in Iraq. Amid widespread calls for revenge after the killing of some 30 Turkish soldiers and civilians in two weeks by the Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK) – and the failure of US and Iraqi forces to curb the attacks from bases in Iraq – the Turkish parliament is expected next week to authorize cross-b

Bubba Died
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."

I Have A Problem.
Cars you say? No! BAM! They are robots in disguise! (By the way that cop car is a Saleen S281. It’s the closest I’ll ever be to ever owning one of these cars.) Ok. So the blog is called I have a problem. Why do I have a problem you ask? Well, it's not because I own two children's toys. And I transform them from robots into fancy cars. Then back to robots. Then back to cars again. It's because the money I spent on them. These toys retail for about 11 bucks a piece. I spent 30 and 35 for them. That's right… I spent 65 dollars on toys. Why? Because these toys are no longer in production. Just lame repaints are available. And who wants a repaint? Not this discerning toy connoisseur. See if I had a girlfriend… there would a person in my life tells me 'NO. No expensive toys.' Then again… who would want to date a guy who spends so much money on expensive toys? Ah fuck, I'm doomed. -Rafael

Somewhere
Somewhere off in the wind a kiss blows, I have sent it out to seek, the flesh of a true lover's cheek Looking for the one I know will love me everyday of the week and when I look at her i want to see all the things in this life that I want to be i will look into his eyes and see forever, me heart will beat in time with her but it will stop each time we kiss. The sweetest words are on her lips she gives them to me hands around my hips. with you, i see my life i want to give you everything make you my wife. i hope that kiss of mine never runs out of steam. I hope that kiss of mine can find the one in my dream

Read And Weep Men
The 12th -century physician and rabbi Moses Matmonides advocated male circumcision for it's ability to curb a man's sexual appetite. Male circumcision was introduced into English-speaking countries in the late 1800's as a method of treating and preventing masturbation. Male circumcision, the most commonly performed surgery in the US., removes 33 to 50 percent of the penile skin, as well as nearly all of the penile fine-touch neuroreceptors.

Pain
i was listening to a song by six feet under and its called Nonexistence and now i sit here woundering if i would be happy at lest i wont have to worry abount no more pain or suffering of any kind like someone once told me if you dont se it or feel it wont hurt you iam thinking he is right in the song it says iam going to cut out ur eyes and rip out ur tongue and peunched my ears you no what the saying is right see no evil speak no evil and hear no evil

Sprint Sux
I just dropped Sprint after 7 years. Every time I changed my plan to up grade or get new equipment they mess it up and over charge me. Over the years I have had to deal with their lack of concern for my business. I have kept them because my daughters live in Connecticut and we talk on our phones without using minutes due to mobile to mobile being NC on Sprint In June, I upgraded from a 2500 minute plan to a 3500 minute plan. At the end of July, they charged me for the 3500 minute plan and only allowed 2500 minutes of usage. This drove my bill up by 400 bucks! They cut off my ability to dial out until it was paid. Again, not my mistake. They told me in order to fix it, I needed to pay the bill and that they would correct the error in my account and credit my money back to me. In August, it was still WRONG, Called Again, The same scam was told to me from the month before! (Keep in mind, I am a 7 year customer here with perfect credit and payment history!) I told them Ok

Ghost Rider Is On Fire
HEY EVERYONE I'M IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP ME OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED TONIGHT ANI REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON A GIVE A GREAT FRIEND A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL. Fire My Words

Duel For A Lady
Duel for a Lady by Excalibur541 © In another land.... The beautiful woman reclined on her balcony on a luxurious lounge chair while admiring a gorgeous ocean view. Behind her two French doors opened to the second floor of the extravagant house she had rented with her girlfriends. Directly beneath the balcony was a lush, well landscaped flower garden which was interrupted by a small, perfectly trimmed grassy area in its center. It had been raining all night which had made it even more humid than it had been formerly. The woman wore a pink summer dress with two very thin straps that looped about her shoulders. Her complexion, with her perfectly unblemished, soft skin was flawless. Her eyes were lovely, yet at times she could put forth a stare as if she were looking right through to a man's soul. She epitomized the vitality of youth with her supple skin and moist lips. Although her face made her appear innocent, her body betrayed that innocence with a stunning sexuality. The

What Element Are You? Air, Fire, Water, Or Earth?
What element are you? Air, Fire, Water, Or Earth?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as You are Water. You are Water. Faithful and true you never faulter. Calm and collected you help others before yourself and are always ready for action.You are Water.98% You are Earth.88% You are Fire.74% You are Air.52%

Cherokee Syllabary And Sounds
h, k, l, m, n, q, s, t, w, and y as in English. g nearly as in English, but approaching k. Syllables beginning with g except (ga) can have the consonance of k. (do), (du), and (dv) are sometimes sounded to, tu, and tv. Syllables starting with tl [except (tla)] sometimes vary to dl.

Tv Show Trivia
All American Idol Daily Trivia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ familiar with...family guy? Daily Trivia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Grey's Anatomy Daily Trivia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Desperate Housewives Daily Trivia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOST the tv show Daily Trivia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Smallville Daily Trivia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Simply Soprano's Daily Trivia

What Fubar Really Stands For!
~Sir steps up to the soap box....~ I just wanted to express my displeasure with this site. I get banned from commenting anything because someone got offended by my comments and instead of just asking me not to leave them they whine to CherryTap and have me banned. So my only course to get points is to rate other peoples pics and stashes.. Well they've been down for 2 days now. I'm a VIP member with no possible way to get refunded. They limit the number of 11's I have each day, fine, but now I haven't been able to use them for 2 days. Do you think FUBAR will let me use the 11's I lost? Hell no.. Thank you for reading My Rants.... Sir Dave P.S. Many of you have asked me what this means... S.N.A.F.U. Situation Normal All Fucked Up & F.U.B.A.R. Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

Evidence
Evidence Dragon in computer games. Places bearing dragon names. Dragon used as skin tattoo. Ship to carry Viking crew. Sleeping now, but when it wakes, starts up storms and makes earthquakes. Dragon drawn on early maps. Gardens where the dragon snaps. Ponds controlled by dragonflies. Dragon donning human guise. Serpent circling the globe. Dragon on a Chinese robe. Dragon flown as paper kite. Effigy in tribal rite. Dragon as a kids' cartoon. Origin of word 'dragoon'. Dragon that the hero slew. Biggest thing that ever flew. Dragon landing on your roof. You still saying: 'Bring me proof!'

Pictures....
Does anyone who is a so called bouncer look at the pics that are marked as NSFW... NOT SAFE FOR WORK... ive had 2 pictures recently marked as this CRAP both of these pics that were marked are saying picuters.. nothing is bad or perverted or even racey about them. So in retrospect... SOME STUPID FUCK IS MARKING RANDOM PICTURES AS NSFW.... and noone is actually checking them to make sure they are? ok.. so whos not doing their job ... the bouncers checking the pics? .. or the bouncers.. dealing with idiots on the site? Don't get me wrong i love the site and wish i could be on more often then i am right now.. but when i sign on and see that i have had pics marked as NSFW and check them and find out they are crap pics that are marked... i get a lil peeved... So someone tell me what im supposed to think... or do.. should i not care and just say FUCK IT AND FUCK THOSE WHO ARE PRICKS... Or.. should i worry and comment like i am about it all.. in hopes that someone someonewhere

Why Am I Feeling Like This?
WHAT IS IT WHEN YOUR FEELING DOWN FOR NO REASON? I MYSELF AM NOT SURE BUT I LOOK AT THINGS GOING ON AROUND ME AND TAKE THEM ALL IN HELPING OTHERS WHEN I GUESS I NEED HELP MYSELF:( THEN OUT OF THE BLUE COME A QUESTION AND A STORY THAT MAKES YOU SIT UP AND THINK WFT GET OVER IT THERE AS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON THIS SITE ... GET OVER YOURSELF AND REMEMBER THERES MORE TO LIFE THAN ME ME ME........ THEN I SPEND SOME TIME WITH A WONDERFUL FRIND THATS OPEND HER SOUL ON HERE.... SHE HAS A BEAUTFUL SOUL AND HAS HAD SUCH A HARD TIME BUT IF YOU GOT TO KNOW HER DAMN SUCH A WONDERFUL WOMAN....... YES IM TALKING ABOUT YOU.... TO MY FRIENDS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE FIND ME AND HEAL ME YOU KNOW HOW FOR NOW IM LOST AND FIGHTING THE DARKNESS ANYONE GOT A FLASHLIGHT?

Have You Thanked A Soldier 2day
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. …to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying....to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.

Need Your Salutes Please....
Alright, a friend of mine, Chris and I have a bet going to see who can get more salutes by tonight. The only "prize" is going to be bragging rights but that's how we roll. :0)Please send me your salute photos so I can show him I'm way better than he is!!!!! Thank you... For those of you who don't know what I mean....you need to write my name: *Mistress Panttherlady* (two "t's" in Panttherlady)on your body or paper or something and take a pic with it, then send to me. I'll post them in a folder on my page.

Men Are Happier.lol
Men are Happier Men are just simply happier people, and here is why... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only

Now Is Our Chance To Become Popes.
Having hundreds of hot Catholic girls on their knees all around you each day, how bad could it be? Their eyes are closed and their hands all cupped together in front of their mouths. Catholic chicks are absolutely begging for the cock. It's so obvious. To me anyway.. So anyway I've always wanted to be a Pope. And since that other dude died, now's my chance. However, I couldn't find an application anywhere on-line so I made my own. I printed one, filled it out, and sent it to Vatican City this morning. Just a suggestion.. you should probably invent your own name. I made mine "Pussy Eater Savage Henry XIXVMCLCXMCI the 38th, Emporer of Zorgtron, Defeater of the Glorginoids." That's way cooler than my real actual name. If they hung a pope, he'd be a pope on a rope. That's funny. Pope on a rope. Oh man.. good stuff. Sorry, I mean no offense to religious people. I'm just having fun. Havin' a little fun, that's all. Praise the lord and what not.

You Lose Some, You Gain Some
I have met some wonderful people, i have even become close to some, and made enemies out of other's. I have gained some and lost some, but i have moved on. I have made some new friends and i am happy for that. I know that nothing lasts forever, but it breaks my heart when i have to say goodbye to a good friend. but i know that true friends never go away for very long, they always come back and we must hang on tight because they dont come around very often. So like a balloon i will hang on tight to you my friend. I will keep you close in my heart, so that way if we ever have to say goodbye you will never be that far away just a heart beat away. But i hope that we never have to say goodbye that would really tear me apart. You lose some, you gain some and that is all a part of life. I pray that i never lose you as a friend. I will be here for you through good times bad times, laughter and tears, sunshine or rain. I will be the unbrella that keeps you dry

Another Round With Fubar!!!
why am i being singled out??? how can a fully clothed photo of mtyself and two friends be not suitable for anything??? please review the photo http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1074277&albumid=0&i=1701339387 this is three undeserving photos marked in one day i am cautious this is pure bullshit!!! harrassment. sent today 10/18 regarding 3 photos some loser marked nsfw yesterday~!~

Dusty (halloween Story)
Dusty by Sandy Deluca Dusty stood alone, wondering if the man--the angel--would come tonight. Soft lights glowed in apartment buildings around her; the living, settling into comfortable chairs, eating late dinners, falling in love. She thought she had known love once--but it ended too quickly--like life itself often does. Snow drifted, fell on sidewalks, swirled in the chilly early evening wind. Eyes shimmered within intricate flakes; spirits of those long dead. Feathery hands reached out to her. Phantom choruses serenaded. If she looked hard enough she could see them and their celestial cathedral--a gateway between Heaven and Hell--a place she could not reach. They stood within gables, lined altars, knelt in pews--souls of both dark and light. She was bound to the Earth. Dusty--little girl--little waif. A ghost--wearing a skimpy jacket, and torn jeans. Dark hair hung in limp ringlets down her back, sleepy eyes stared at traffic easing by. She gazed at pedestrians, bundled

The Tell-tale Heart By Edgar Allen Poe
The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe TRUE! — nervous — very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses — not destroyed — not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily — how calmly I can tell you the whole story. It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain; but once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none. Passion there was none. I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye! yes, it was this! He had the eye of a vulture — a pale blue eye, with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold; and so by degrees — very gradually — I made up my mind to take the life of the old man, and thus rid myself of the eye forever.

Shawn
Hope is the sweet, sweet scent of flowers in the morning Hope is the cool gentle breeze on a warm summer's day Hope is the knowledge of stability Hope is the bright shining light keeping darkness at bay Hope is the calming warmth during a cold winter Hope is the determination of an athelete on the track Hope is the potential of a newborn baby Hope is the love between you and yours Celine DionPrayer (Live)Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Hope is a nice word, people use it a lot. Hope has a deep meaning which should not be forgot. Hope to some means, life or death. Hope to others, is to win a bet. To all those people, that do not need Hope. I hope this sinks in, my message about Hope. Shawn is a young father of 3 fighting for his life as he needs a kiney. Let's show him and his family the support i know fu can . the tag i made for shown can be riped on my page for those wishing to pray for him. I made the tag and this blog

Bush's Whitehouse Tour
Bush's White House Tour Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal! That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

The Dildo Salesman
there is this dildo salesman working door to door...he comes to the first house of the day...a woman answers the door...and he goes in and shows the dildos to the woman...he tells her ''the white ones are 12.95...the black ones are 17.95 and th red ones are 24.95''...she asks him how much for the big silver one....he tells her thats not for sale....she gets the white one and he goes to the next house...a woman answers the door....and he goes through the same thing...and she asks how much for the big silver one...he tells her its not for sale...so she buys a white one....he goes to the next house...and again he tells her the prices and she asks how much for the big silver one...he tells her its not for sale....so she gets a red one...at the end of the day he's in his hotel room and calls in his sales...he says ''i sold18 white ones for 12.95....22 black ones for 17.95...30 red ones for 24.95....and my thermos for 57.95''

Nerw Stuff
I am trying to think of good things that I can put in my game room. so far I have an 87 inch projector screen, a PS2, an XBOX, a 1,000 watt surround system, DirecTV, black lights and some other stuff. Please help me think of other cool stuff to put in it!

Stories
story when you think of stories you think of fairey tales, of knights saving damsels in distress of knights slaying the evil dragon. but you don't think of all the good little boys and girls who turn to darker things, to get them through a life that is hell. nor do you think of the people who get then there, just to see if they can corrupt something pure and innocent.

Returning "the Favor"
Hi There! I rated, fanned, added, crushed, and googled you. I also looked you up on my space and every other social networking site I could think of. I called your house and hung up seven times over the last 2 days, built a shrine in your honor in my bedroom and hired a PI to gather more information on your daily activities. If you wouldn't mind doing the same for me I sure would appreciate it! Thanks & have a great night!!!

Letting Go
Something keeps telling me I’ve got to let go. I hold a love inside that I can never show. I want to hold you in my arms but I’ll never see that day. Some force beyond my control decided to take my heart away. My babies live only in my heart and mind. For me to let go says I want to leave them behind. My life has now fallen apart not knowing what’s right and wrong. Can someone please tell me where the hell I belong. What am I living for? Why do I even try? I want to be with my babies. Why can’t I just die? Will I ever again see a time where my heart doesn’t hurt so much? Will I ever again feel pleasure at a simple human touch? Am I that dead inside that time can never heal? Am I holding on to a dream that is no longer real? Someone please help me to end this pain. Someone please help me to live life again.

72 Things A Man Should Know About Fatherhood
1. Don't worry, your dad didn't know what he was doing, either. 2. No, no--not that Spock! 3. Second thought, maybe you should worry. 4. Never tell anybody that you and your wife are "trying." We really don't need the visual, that's why. 5. Never tell anybody where your child was conceived, how long it took, or what song was playing. 6. Do not name your baby after cities, geographical points of interest, features of the solar system, seasons, plants, animals, or current television stars. 7. Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity. For a couple of years after that, an amusement-park ride. Then, a referee. And finally, a bank. 8. If you want to subject your son to the unkindest cut, insist on a local anesthetic, since many pediatricians don't bother to use one. The anesthetic is for the kid. 9. Baby gas is lessened with a good nipple connectio

Midnight Hour
I walk alone in the long, silent midnight hour. Somewhere distant a lonely whippoorwill calls. She too is longing, needing, and weeping softly. I whisper, yet I hear the echo of my voice in the valley. Calling you, bidding you to walk to me on silent feet. Even my dreams know you are my vision of yesterday. Misplaced along life's path, yet living throughout infinity. Bring to me your moon glow, light my darkened forest with a smile. How vivid once was, now is in sleep, your thoughts, the scent of your hair. Once more I claim what once was mine, listen to your words and song. For these moments our love is timeless, even knowing you can't remain. It's only a dream, burned off as a vapor when the morning sun awakens.

Written By Hitchcock
http://www.juggalonews.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=292 Written by Hitchcock Thursday, 18 October 2007 If Psy didn't have enough of their plate for the end of this year, another company/team/whatever has gotten together, and gotten permission to put out a greatest hits album for ICP. And now, after being quiet about it for a while, is some official Psy hype for it. You better watch out for tricks this Halloween, Juggalos, cuz there's nothin but treats for ya here! What kinda treats could we have for you, you ask? A rusty axe? Face painting tips? Some candy that strangely resembles severed digits? We're not sayin we won't have that stuff rollin around, but what we do have is a shitload of your favorite ICP songs, all on one album! Plus, if ya keep readin, you'll see a wagonload of fresh contests and events you can get in on! The album's called Jugganauts: The Best of ICP, and it's comin out on October 30th, the day before Hallowicked! It looks like th

Orgasms
Forget About The Vaginal Orgasm! One of the biggest misconceptions people have about female orgasms is that they are all created equal. The truth is that not all orgasms are the same: they may all be equally pleasurable but they are generally arrived at through different means. Basically, there are two types of female orgasms: vaginal and clitoral. Today, we’re going to briefly discuss both types. Vaginal Orgasm This type of orgasm was the only type Freud and other men of his time felt to be legitimate types of sexual pleasure for women to experience. Unfortunately for women, only about 20% can receive an orgasm through vaginal stimulation alone. The other 80% need something a little extra. Before we get into that, let me explain exactly what we mean by vaginal orgasm. A vaginal orgasm occurs solely because of stimulation of the vagina. That stimulation is usually in the form of the thrusting of the male penis during vaginal intercourse. The reason most women do

Fubar Divorce?
Since March of 2007, I've gotten "Fubar" married 2 X. LOL...big pimpin here I guess.. hehe So the 3rd potential "Fubar Hubby" patiently awaits.. I have marriage certificates for the 2 hubby's I have now. But how the hell do I divorce these dudes? LMAO... Are there "divorce" papers that I need to "sign" :) before a "bouncer" comes to haul my ass away for committing "Fubar Bigamy"?? :P

You Trapped Me In The Dark And Stabbed Me In The Heart
by me(all blogs on my profile are all written by me) YOU TRAP ME IN THE DARK AND STAB ME IN THE HEART i pull the knife out of my back and stab you in the heart how could you do this to me i only loved you i used to say you loved me. but it was in my mind in your hand was my heart the key you couldn’t find i could see it your eyes you were planning tragic pain infecting me with your poisoned words damaging my brain how could you do this to me i only loved you everything i did was everything for you you kill me i can do nothing and you said to me that day i’ m your only one you need i just look past your eyes when your mind set on greed i cant follow through with you you kill me off inside telling me that its okay and no one hears you lie i did this for you how could you do this to me i only loved just you everything i did was everything for you YOU KILL ME and i can do nothing you took me and trapped me in the

Quiz
You Are an Alien You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world. You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective. Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on. No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like. Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans You play well with: Zombies What Kind of Monster Are You?

An Night And Day To Remember
the other night my roomate and i were at home and kept thinking of things to do well we went out for a while and then came home and got happy and listend to music and then our other roomate came home and got happy with us it was so silly and so much fun we played with nights and did silly dances ohhhhhhhh we also played with fire hahahahahah yea were all pyros.we stayed up all fucking night just being sill and having fun but i have to say my favorite part of that night was when we actually got around to going to bed my roomate and i danced in our room for a while and then snuggled and watched movies hahahah it was fucking awsome it felt so good and im so glad i got to share it with them

Sad Day
Today one of the family dogs died today. Our Brittany Spaniel. this isn't the first time a couple of days ago she had a episode and it took at least a couple of hours to calm her down and clean her up. She was in pan howling. After briefly taking her to the vet their was nothing they could do. For the longest time she was grow in a tumor but if it was caught early and if We had over 400 dollars for the operation Chuck would have taken her in. its been a stressful day for the family as he had to take Heart in. And he couldn't stand by watching her go on in pain and struggle to walk. He made the decision it was time to let her go. I know it wasn't a easy decision but he made it. l I know now is she is in a better place now. Their is a photo of Heart in my picts. I will miss Heart...

Kinky Ideas Part 2
The Kinky Sequel Your lover has confessed that he/she wants to get involved in light bondage; or maybe you're having secret thoughts about incorporating some type of bondage play into your love making. No matter what your situation, the stumbling block is that you don't know where to begin. As with many other sexual activities, there are many different levels of bondage play. You don't have to go all the way with it. In fact as a beginner, you shouldn't. Since I've received lots of questions about light bondage for couples over at Allsexadvice.com, I've decided to write this article as a brief introduction of what a little bedroom bondage has to offer. So let's get rollin'. Bondage can be an extremely sensual and loving act between two people. Believe it or not, bondage is actually fun! If it's not, then you shouldn't be indulging. Bondage play can appear to be humiliating and/or violent, especially the way Hollywood exploits it, but it actually takes very loving, caring and

Fight
Fight by CeriseNoire © "You're being childish," Mike said to Weslie, as he had many times before. He'd always said it in jest, as part of their usual playful banter, not in the middle of a serious argument like this. Then again, in the tree months since they had started living together, they hadn't had an argument this serious. Maybe she had been a bit stubborn, but he really didn't have to call her childish. Not now. Weslie felt the blood rushing to her face, her temper rising to the surface. "Fuck you," she spat back before turning her back to him and stomping toward the door. Mike froze, taken aback by her uncharacteristic vulgarity; Wes was too much of a language snob to use those words often. He went after her, catching her arm just before she could walk out. He took one more step forward and pushed the door closed. She pulled her arm free of his grasp, then spun around and stared at him, her eyes narrow slits of anger. He looked down at her, his face a mixture of hurt, con

As Long
As long as the stars Are twinkling above Its only you That will have my love When the clouds roll in And the stars dissapear Thats when im wishing You were here When the rain starts to fall And the breeze dies down I find myself Looking around I see you standing Your so far away I cant seem to find The right words to say So as long as the stars Are twinkling above Its always you That will have my love

Random Rants #2
Okay so I feel like randomly ranting some more as I just got done reading my last rant. I don't know what I am going to rant about this time but it will probably come randomly like most of the shit that pops into my head. I've came to realize there are really some stupid disgusting nasty perverts everywhere. Was talking to my friend Steven earlier on yahoo and his dad gets on and starts hitting on me. Trying to get me to show him my tits and shit. I'm just sitting there like okay buddy what the fuck? You are old enough to be my dad do you honestly fucking think I am gonna be like the rest of the skankass bitches and show you my tits. HAHA NO! Sorry but I have more respect in myself than to do that shit. Hense another reason why I refuse to put nude pictures of myself plastered on the internet. It disgusts me. I don't see the point in putting yourself out there, showing RANDOM fucking people your goodies. When alot of the time either the person posts the shit no one wants to fucking

Plz Fan/add/rate These Members If You Join The Fusista's
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Goodbye
Sometimes, making up is easier than breaking up we believe if we just fake it enough we can trick ourselves into believing that we're still in love but in our hearts we know that it's inevitable though it's hard to let you go I know I must sometimes memories just ain't enough sometimes you outgrow the ones you love sometimes it's none of the above it's just the fact that people change no one's to blame there ain't nothing that stays the same so we sit around and cry because neither one of us want to be the first to say Goodbye Sometimes giving second chances Is easier than dealing with the fact that Once the trust is gone you can never get it back But your holding on because you're afraid of being alone So here you are holding on to something that's already gone And don’t act like it’s the first time you've heard it in this song Cause your heart done told you all along If your momma done showed you right from wrong No thing should hol

Do You Have A Theme Song?
Do YOU have a theme song? One that eerily, and almost (if not completely) accurately, sums up you or your life? Mine is "Unwell" by Matchbox Twenty. What's yours? (Although, I would prefer it if you limit yourself to ONE song, you can have more than one if no one song would really do it. And the song can be ANY kind of song.)

Dove
Dove by Rangerbrook© The rain finally stopped but Lea didn't even notice. The bath felt so good. She had worked hard all week and this was her reward. One last night in this grand hotel, with a bath room nearly the size of her apartment back home. So she had turned on the CD player in the other room, striped out of her clothes and ran a bath, lit some candles and now she closed out the world. She let her mind drift as her hands played with the bubbles. Her new boss was a little skittish, he would not come in the room yet insisted she remain there. This was a bit new, just handing her things to research and then leaving. Normally he would stay in the room and work with her on reports and lining up buyers or raising funds. They made a good team, but this trip he was not acting himself. A month ago at the company picnic she had worn a halter top dress and she could swear that when he saw her he felt ill, the color drained from his face and he excused himself rather quickly to hi

Ok Damn It
Those of you who know me know it takes quite a bit to get me bent ... I am not stupid I know "some" people are on here and in life looking to HOOK up.. I however am NOT ....I am the happiest divorced single Mom you will find .. I have control of my life and me for the first time in my 35 years on this earth, not making any plans to change that until someone real sparkling and different and sweet comes my way. If it happens it does if not ... oh well... gonna take alot to convince this southern gal. I am not gonna just hook up and FUCK...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I dont get why when you tell someone NO NO NO FUCKIN NO .. they just keep on ... Dont patronize me ...and for gooddness sakes get some dignity and dont beg.. ewwwww... That is really sad to me. Why people make you get mean...GRRRRRR I am a genuinely nice person but if ya tread on me and push me ... BEWARE~ Not a threat a a solemn promise.. I am here for friends and have found someone special here but .... it

Here Is Another To Be Finished Later
i dont know sounds like you like trhe blog and if so her is one just for you.. i guess i would start off by nibbling around you neck and behind your ears letting my fingers stroke the back of you neck. you can feel the warmth of my tongue working its way down the front of your neck. my hands firmly pressed against the small of you back . press your body next to mine you can feel my heart beating against you chest.my warm breath works it way down you cleavage.i raise your arms high over your head and pull your blouse up . have way stopping to steal a deep kiss . it surpizes you at first then the passion takes over . as your blouse hit the bed so does your body . my hands running up and down the lenght of your body . studing every inch every curve. i bit the tips of you beast lightly taeig and pleaseing yo ur senses.i can feel your fingers tighytly pawing at m y back as my body pressess against yours i slide my hand down to un do you pants and to push me

Inside Stories
INSIDE STORIES BY:Karen Sue i remember...when we first met, how you looked at me, i won’t forget all my sorrows were wiped away by every word you say your kisses took away my breath little did i know,that i should have kept and i just can not do this , your anger is just to much... your filled with hate, all you do is hurt, in you.. there is no love you’re a soulless person, with a heart thats broke and cold, i got in there’s no way out, my soul will soon be sold i’ m trapped inside your head. there’s no use , should i give up? i can barely breathe... have i been left for dead? i remember... when we first met, how you looked at me ,i wont forget all my sorrows we’re wiped away by every little word you’d say all your kisses took away my breath little did i know ,that i should have kept you’re a killer, a killer in love the one and only thing i wouldn’t give up but you’re also a thief cause you stole my heart and killed it.....

This Is It I Swear
I have been trying to do the dating thing for a while. I am so tired of men who assume that me being a mom means that I am going to have sex with them. I just want to find a good man to love and who will love me. I am not looking for a dad for my children. Is it so wrong to want a man to love me?? I am starting to think so. I am giving it 1 month and if I have not found a suitable man to date, then I am giving up on men for good! I will not be a lezi. I will just be a single mom who cares not for men and their problems.

Whats Up
hey everyone lot has happened .i am now a single female ..eoe talk about feeling weird ...i havent been single in 17 years ,my husband deciced to leave the other day..makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with me am i too fat to ugly dont know really what it is ...oh well life goes on thanks for listeing yall have a good day

My Feeling For Today
well today is kinda shitty i dont know why maybe cuz my dad is away. Plus my son is going to have eye surgery here next month from today i cant have him sick cuz he could die :( idk but keep it real laters......... Justin

Do We Call Too Much Or Not Enough
So the difficulty arrises on how much is too much. How often should we call a person that we are interested in and how much is too much. If a man does not call does that mean we are no longer interested.....or is it that we are afraid of suffocating the person we wish to be with. The dating scene has changed over the years and unfortunately one misinterpreted action by either party can end the chances of a fulfilling relationship somewhere down the road. Am I going nutz here or is this on the mind of others who are dating!

Annual Trip
made your annual trip to the nascar races at talladega. we had fun as always. my friend kristi's mom went with us for the first time. got dressed up friday night went to dinner. had limo pick us friday and sunday to take us to the race. my friend and her mom were treated like princess the whole weekend. it was alittle sad because our friend randy was not with us. he was and always will be missed. some of my pictures are from this year's trip. we did drink alittle over the weekend. friday night we had a bottle of 1999 dom p.

Hmm Can U Help Us?
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Hi Friends
just I want to close my account from this site, I would also like to hide me from this internet life even, I know the every thing what a person case face me/u/he/she so sorry for that, now Iam closed for every one, going to delete ever photo and ever thing, I must pay a thnx to my friends, the love I have got here is not forgetable for me even after whether Iam alive or not. sorry I have seen a lot of ups and downs but now I feel myself a segregated, so bye

Just To Busy
I guess i'm just to busy anymore for this site, I can't keep up let alone level in what use to only take me hours. I don't want to lose the contacts I've made with alot of people on here that wouldn't be fair to them, but I no longer care about leveling or "ranking". I will be around, but not near as much. I think i've learned there's life outside this computer, well sleeping and working anyways and that seems to take priority in my world these days. Things are going well for me and I don't want to mess that up. I got my divorce papers in the mail last week and just waiting on a paper to sign and then here in like 2 months i'll be officially divorced. I have mixed emotions on this, as much as it needed to happen it's hard and confusing. I'm not regretting the decision just trying to take it all in. Anyways ya'll have a wonderful weekend I'm heading back to bed here shortly. Much luv to ya all...I'll be around more on my days off which are Mondays and Tuesdays.

~ Boycott Prince !!!! - Unbelieveable ~
The Great one should be lucky anyone is even listening to his music now. From TMZ.com Prince, Record Label Go Crazy over Dancing Baby Posted Oct 27th 2007 12:59PM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music In the battle between record companies and Internet users over copyright issues, an 18-month-old baby dancing to Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" finds himself smack in the middle Stephanie Lenz posted a 29-second video clip of her son dancing to the Prince track back in February, according to ABC News. In June, she received an email from YouTube saying that her video had been removed at the request of Universal Music Publishing Group, and that she could have her YouTube account canceled in the event of any future copyright infringements. In response to Universal's "takedown notice," Lenz filed a "counter-notice" and her video was restored six weeks later. For its part, YouTube told ABC that they are bound by provisions in the Digital Millennium Copyright Act t

~&hearts~wicked Storm Crew~&hearts~ News And Bombing For October 27/28th ~&hearts~
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What Was Gained......what Was Lost
American Heritage Dictionary de•spair (dĭ-spâr') intr.v. de•spaired, de•spair•ing, de•spairs 1. To lose all hope: 2. To be overcome by a sense of futility or defeat. n. 1. Complete loss of hope. The longer I live the more I see that life is a series of Opportunities and disappointments. Times in which our lives can go either way based upon the decisions we make. ‘The choices we make, dictate the life we lead..to thine own self be true”. We are faced with literally 100’s of choices in any given day, some mundane, others life changing. No one ever makes the right choice 100% of the time. That much is a given. I myself have been noted as having REALLY poor judgment on more than a few occasions. It never ceases to amaze me that life, our lives, hell everyone’s lives balance upon the edge of a knife. In an instant things change. What you thought you knew and the life you though you had can take a radical turn at a moments notice. Sometimes this can be f

What Disney Princess Are You, Im Belle :)
What Disney Princess are you?BelleFar-off places, daring sword fights ... a prince in disguise ... Belle longs for so much more than a "normal life". Your adventurous and outgoing! Despite personalities and looks, your on the right path to find your prince!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Halloween
Now I don't mean to sound like a dork or anything, but I LOVE halloween! Dressing up, acting like someone (or something) else has always held an appeal to me. This year I get to dress up (will post a pic once im in costume) and take my son trick or treating. Its also good that he is still so young, he does not realize when I dip into his stash. "No honey, I never touched your candy. I think you ate that kit kat last night" Hmmm, that sounds pretty bad eh. Well thats all I have for now, will post again soon.

Revelations....
So I totally love how a song or its lyrics can totally help you cope with something or help change your opinion of something...That happen to me recently. Anyone that knows me fairly well knows I've been fighting my heart in a truly screwed up situation and allowing it to bring me down time and time again...Well you know what...FUCK IT! I'm over it.... I've truely decided to overcome it for good. I'm done letting myself feel shitty over it. It's not worth it, and it's obvious that it's nothing good for me....so there it is...I'm finished trying to figure it out...and thank you Sugarland...you help provide my epiphany in deciding I don't have to live this way..it's not worth it .

Home Remedies
HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

@ Answer The Question You All Keep Asking :)
Hello and welcome back to everyone who came back from my old page :) I am so happy you guys are back :) Well everyone keeps asking me what happened to my last page ShanonLee's Place...Well I really don't want to get into all the details of the whole thing....So I will try to be brief! I was accused of cheating on referrals because I had approximately 130 referrals in 3 days, as we are all well aware on this site there are members who are getting way more then that amount in 1 day. Well because I refused to admit any wrong doing my points and fu-bucks were taken away....Which I mainly obtained through the purchase of over $4, 000 worth of Happy hours (yes stupid on my part, I know) Now at first the only thing I lost was my Fu-bucks and points...I did not believe this was right, so I posted on my page about the treatment I received...Because of that my page was put on restriction, meaning I could not comment anyone all I could do was fan and rate and send and receive emails.

How Am I In Bed?
How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as A Slave To BDSMAdmit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun. A Slave To BDSM 85%Sex God 73%A Romantic 48%Virgin 5%

I Enjoy Being Online.
i enjoy being online. drama. drama. drama. i think its TBS that says its home to drama. nope sorry it moved to the internet. and i for one have been watching less and less tv and getting my drama from online. and the cool thing is that it takes less time for it to develop. maybe cuz there aren't any commercials. i think of being online as just another tool. its just entertainment. do i expect to meet quality people? eh bout the same as the local bar, only less chance of a hook up. although it does happen. i dont go out of my way to cause drama. lol there are plenty of others out there who like to do my dirty work. i just like sitting back and watching it unfold. i've met a few people online who enjoy it as much as i. so yeah i enjoy being online.

Getting To Know Me
1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:30 2. Diamonds or pearl?both pearl are my birth stone 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?hair spray 4. What's your favorite TV show? CSI 5. What did you have for breakfast this morning? eggs,bacon and homemade biskets 6. What's your favorite cuisine? mexican 7. What foods do you dislike? liver and brussel sprouts 8. What is your favorite crisp(CHIP) flavor?plain 9. What's your favorite CD at the moment?3 doors down Away from the sun 10. What kind of car do you drive? buick cenrty 11. Favorite sandwich? ham 12. What characteristics do you despise? liars 13. What is your favorite type of clothing? loss 14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?dont know 15. What color is your bathroom?white and nemo 16. Favorite brand of clothing?none 17. Where would you retire to? still dont know 18. Favorite time of the day? mornings 19. What was your most memorable birthday? 20. Where were

I'm Old!!
My daughter will be 12 tomorrow. She was a Halloween baby, born at 1:33 p.m. How in the hell is it possible for her to be 12 already? Where have the years gone? My youngest turned 9 on the 1st of this month. I can't believe that my "baby" is halfway to being considered an adult. *sniffles* I'm feeling old tonight. (I'm not picking on those of you who are my age or older, simply stating that time is going so fast.) :P I'm going to try to be around some tomorrow. Masokyst has his Happy Hour and I want to at least be around for that. Tomorrow evening, I'll be pretty scarce, though. Have a safe holiday everyone. Be nice to the little kiddies. hehe

Scenes
So you wannabe punk you punx! So I'm what you would call a realist meaning I know the world is a shitty place and I just don't care anymore. Ive learned over time that everyone has their dream on how the world should be run and on how it could be a better place. The anarchist doesnt want a government, the communist wants more government, the prepubescent punx don't know what they want but it seems to be a mix of both; I guess they have listened to too much greenday or something. Ah! The new age punx .maybe its just me, maybe I just need to buy a clue or something- are they hippie anarchist or communist? For you see those three things are very different from one another: you cant be a commie if your into total anarchy ok so stop wearing Che or U.S.S.R. T-shirts cause your just pissing off the real communists out there and stop telling me to read animal farm and the communist manifesto after finally reading it in some college class you took this term. I read them both years ago when u

Natures Song.
Sheets of rain on window pane and sky lit black through muddy day. Darkness comes and darkness rolls through pillowed tops and natures folds. On mountain top I sing my song through hills and trees and valley long. Birds I see in trees so high through leaves and branches I watch them fly. I hear chittering bugs oh so small through hollowed log and tunnel wall. Natures song I love so well through brambled tracks it casts its spell.

My Surgery
Is scheduled for Thursday, December 13th at 9am at Civista Hospital in LaPlata, MD. I anticipate being out of work for 2-3 weeks (hoping closer to only 2 as I have to use my vacation time). Just letting you all know. Joy, right before Christmas. I've already called mom and told her I need the family's wishlist in the next week as I'll have to complete my shopping & wrapping by the 12th. Dang it, I'm going to miss all the good sales. *sigh*. So that means ya'll will be seeing alot more of me on Fubar as I'll have nothing to do but lay around and surf the net while recooperating. lol

Can Michigan Take Any More?
Just when all in Michigan thought nothing more could go wrong in this State, Chrysler is announcing later today over 2,000 jobs to be lost locally. Not just layoffs, but jobs totally disappearing due to restructure and consolidation. This State has lost over 600,000 jobs in the past 5 years already. The highest unemployment rate in the country is in Michigan, and people are moving out in herds. Who's to blame? That's the question going around, and each political party blames the other. Guess what people? The blame is ours. We allowed it decades ago when unions demanded higher wagers which made the cost of cars skyrocket. We allowed it when we let manufacturers begin to hide absortant amounts of profits. We allowed it when we started to depend of oil and gasoline from foreign countries so much. And only we can stop. Elect new representatives into government and hold them accountable. If the job isn't done, make sure they don't get another chance to screw up again. Even if you don't k

Surgery
just givin yall a short update. the surgery went well on friday and i came home yesterday. im not sittin up alot right now cuz well it hurts too bad lol. i am on fer a cpl of short periods of time. generally if im online im in diablos den with friends. if ya wanna catch me there then see my lounges fer the link. anyway just thought id let yall know what all was happenin. i will try to send an update every so often. hugz to all!!

So-called "rules" . . .
I really have to rant about this. More out of amusement than annoyance. I've come across a lot of websites where the purpose is SUPPOSED to be (notice, I said "supposed to be") making friends (or connecting with them) – i.e. Fubar, MySpace, Facebook, OkCupid (which is also a dating site), VampireFreaks, and more . . . And a lot of people on these sites have fairly open, and . . . 'adult' profiles. By which I mean NSFW (or adult, or anything of a sexual nature) pictures; blogs about sex or sexual encounters; "I'm a Bitch and Proud of it!" tags all over the profile; "Sex Addict" tags; "Nympho" tags; and on and on. Or, they have profile names such as "Hot Momma", "ShortNSexy", "LuvMasheen", and on and on with the names . . . And then, these SAME people feel the need to post a list of RULES for their profile, telling you what you can and cannot do: * "If you decide to contact me after reading my profile, you had BETTER show me some respect, and treat me with respect

If You Have A Dog... Please Read This
If you have a dog... PLEASE read this and send it on. If you don't have a dog, please pass along to friends who do. Written by: Laurinda Morris, DVM Danville Veterinary Clinic Danville , Ohio This week I had the first case in history of raisin toxicity ever seen at MedVet. My patient was a 56-pound, 5 yr old male neutered lab mix that ate half a canister of raisins sometime between 7:30 AM and 4:30 PM on Tuesday. He started with vomiting, diarrhea and shaking about 1AM on Wednesday but the owner didn't call my emergency service until 7AM. I had heard somewhere about raisins AND grapes causing acute Renal failure but hadn't seen any formal paper on the subject. We had her bring the dog in immediately. In the meantime, I called the ER service at MedVet, and the doctor there was like me - had heard something about it, but.... Anyway, we contacted the ASPCA National Animal Poison Control Center and they said to give I V fluids at 1 1/2 times maintenance and watch the ki

Life Imitates T.v
superhero - Ani Difranco sleep walking through the all-nite drug store baptized in fluorescent light i found religion in the greeting card aisle now i know hallmark was right and every pop song on the radio is suddenly speaking to me art may imitate life but life imitates t.v. 'cuz you've been gone exactly two weeks two weeks and three days and let's just say that things look different now different in so many ways i used to be a superhero no one could touch me not even myself you are like a phone booth that i somehow stumbled into and now look at me i am just like everbody else if i was dressed in my best defenses would you agree to meet me for coffee if i did my tricks with smoke and mirrors would you still know which one was me if i was naked and screaming on your front lawn would you turn on the light and come down screaming, there's the asshole who did this to me stripped me of my power stripped me down i used to be a superhero no one c

Amatuer Video
I made a sexy amatuer video awhile back with a Fu-friend. Can you guess which Fu-friend? It was a fantasy of his and he was excited about it. Put your guess in a private message to me if you known or dare to guess.

Passing Time
Just updating, havent been around for a month or so... too busy with work, wedding plans, and trying to get enough sleep that I can actually go through a day without yawning lol... Just a hello to friends, fans and other people out there, because Im bored and because Im passing time before I have to get off my butt before I go to work.. Speaking of which.. its that time of day again :D Toodles

Mixed-nut Maple Pumpkin Pie
Ingredients * 1 prepared pie crust * 2 eggs * 1 15-ounce can pumpkin * 1/4 cup half-and-half, light cream, or milk * 1/4 teaspoon maple extract * 3/4 cup sugar * 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon finely shredded lemon peel * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice * 1 1/2 cups mixed nuts (such as pecan halves, cashew halves, and/or pine nuts) * 1 tablespoon butter, melted * 1/4 cup pure maple syrup or maple-flavored syrup Directions 1. Preheat oven to 375F. Place prepared pie crust in pie plate. In a large bowl, beat eggs with a fork. Stir in pumpkin, half-and-half, and maple extract. Stir in sugar, flour, lemon peel, vanilla, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice. Pour pumpkin mixture into pastry-lined pie plate. Cover edge of the pie with foil to prevent overbrowning. Bake for 35 mi

Kissing A Non-smoker Is Like Licking A Rotten Potato.
How many times has a partner with bad breath ruined your intimate experience? If they were a smoker, the ash and nicotine would have covered up the fowl odor in their mouth. In 2000, 78% of people over 17 had active tooth decay, 1 out of 2 people had gingivitis, and of those with gingivitis, 80% had destructive gum disease. Over 95% of these cases were unaware of it (http://www.amsa.org/programs/gpit/oral.cfm). Take up smoking; it feels a lot better and looks cooler than brushing your teeth. If you already smoke, don't stop. People would rather lick an ashtray than slob on a rotten potato, trust me. Anybody who says otherwise is just jealous because they're incapable of breathing smoke out their mouth like a dragon. Plus, if kissing a smoker is really that bad, just skip foreplay. Contrary to what anti-tobacco campaigns might say, fucking a smoker is a lot better than rubbing your dick in an ashtray, trust me. I don't smoke cigarettes, but if I did, I'd hang out

Insanity
So, today had been a BITCH. Dennis was supposed to pack last night... recap, remember how my apartment flooded a couple weeks ago?!? Well they're justnow moving us... yeah, just now... so anyways, dennis was supposed to get this shit packed and didn't... so with two girls here I was supposed to pack everything... yeah fucking right. And then he bitches at me cuz I should have been doing it.... I have to do everything as far as he's concerned. I have never hated someone so much in my entire life. I'm soo moving early next year. When, well, I HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY. I have just gotten so sick and tired of dealing with him. It's a constant fight between him and I, and i'm so fucking sick of it. He woke me up this morning calling me a bitch cuz I wouldn't help him get the girls dressed... cccuuuuzzz he has no clue how to?? Fuck if I know why, but its shit like that all the fucking time and I am so fucking sick of it. I just really dont know what to do anymore... I sit and g

All Day Shifts..all Weekend Long..ugh!
So....I just wanted to let you know that I will not be around much if at all this weekend. I was supposed to work this morning and tomorrow night and that was it for the weekend. Now, I am working all day today (except for the hour break which I am currently on to let the dog out and get some stuff done) and all day tomorrow and there is talk about having me work Sunday all day as well. Normally, I would be annoyed that people would just schedule me and tell me to work when I previously had off with out asking, but Christmas is coming up and the extra money is always nice. So...I am going to be busting my ass all weekend working up a storm and hopefully making a nice chunk of cash. So...if you need to get a hold of me...call me and leave a message. Don't leave a message that says...hey just call me. Leave like a real voicemail letting me know in detail what you want. I can promise to try and get back to you, but I can't guarantee that it will be a quick response. Maybe

Rating My Pics
if you are going to rate my pics and then leave nasty lil comments on my kids' pics you WILL be banned!!!! no questions about it... dirty comments on their pics.... you will be turned in, other parents have pics of their kids on here and i don't feel that i did anything wrong by postin my teenage girls in their party dresses for my oldest sweet 16 party or summer shots in thier shorts... got a problem with my pics come to me directly, don't leave mean messages on their pictures!!!!!!

I Gotta Get Something Off My Chest
SHE IS TERRIFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My dear friend Cassie is is so wonderful. I am in shock nobody has ever pimped her out before...so let me be the first to introduce to you Cassie!!! _(¯`·._Ãñg€£© W‡¢¢åñÐ€š‡®€§ & ß‡s€×µå£Ð®€åmš_.·´¯)_@ fubar GO LOVE HER LOTS!!!!!!!!!!

I'm So Tired Of It
ok, INCASE I GET BLOCKED OR DOWN RATED FOR ANYTHING LET ME SET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT. IF YOU LOOK AT MY PROFILE IT SAYS PLAINLY MY NAME IS RAMONA (MOMMA ROX) ROOKARD. I AM NOT PART OF ANY BOMBING CREW OR FAMILY. I AM ME, I CARE FOR MY FRIENDS, FAMILY, FANS, NET FREINDS,& NET FAMILY. BUT I WILL NOT BE TOLD WHO I CAN TALK TO, POST ON OR EVEN COMMENT TOO. I AM FRIENDS WITH ALOT OF PEOPLE ON FUBAR, BUT THANKS TO A BUNCH OF INSIDE BACK BITING, NAME CALLING, AND MUD SLINGING IT SEEMS I AM TO BE FORCED INTO CHOOSING MY FRIENDS.....WELL I WONT. I'M NOT LEAVING FUBAR BUT I WONT BE ON AS MUCH ANYMORE. i WOULD RATHER NOT BE PLACED IN THE MIDDLE OF STUPID IN HOME FIGHTING. IF PEOPLE CANT SEE WHATS GIONG ON THEN LET THEM REMAIN BLIND INSTEAD OF FIGHTING... THAT WAY THEIR HAPPY, IF YOU TELL THEM ONCE THEN LEAVE IT BE. FOR ANYONE WHO WISHES TO SPEAK TO ME I'M ON YAHOO UNDER roxxycottin@yahoo.com THATS MY MESSENGER AND I ALWAYS RUN INVISIBLE.ANYONE IS WELCOME TO ADD ME AS LONG AS THEY'RE

Yes It Is A Fucking Poem
The Darkness, My Life, Empowerment Sometimes I feel like I am addicted to my own depression, the blackness and familiarity pulling me down into something that I know so well. The uneasy breathing it brings yet at the same time the morbidly comforting feelings of self loathing and self pity. I am a creature of habit and I feed the depression great meals of gulit and pain, all which are of my own doing. I have noone else to blame for my own feelings. I do not need medication to bring me out of the blackness, it was I who put myself there, it should be I who brings myself out of that dark place as well. So far I have resisted the meds on moral grounds, and the conflicting belief that I am really better than make myself believe that I am. Fate allows us to be put into certain situations, and it is up to us then to choose how we accept and how we determine the outcomes of those same situations. For so long I have wanted to end my own self pity and suffering, yet at the ve

A Day At The Mall
I started the afternoon dreading what I had to do next. I knew I needed to go to the mall for a few items, and I had put the trip off for as long as I possibly could. I hated the mall. I hated the crowds and I hated shopping. It would not be bad if I only had to go to one store, but I knew I had at least a few stores I had to visit. After visiting one of the big department stores in the mall, I walked out into the main mall area. I walked by a few stores, absently looking into each of them. I walked by Victoria's Secret and looked into the store. It was then that I saw Jean. She was standing at a table looking through the boy shorts and thongs that had been laid out there. I watched her as she picked up one and then another, holding them up and feeling the fabric with her fingers. With each pair, I imagined what she would look like wearing them. Jean picked out 3 pairs of boy shorts and 2 pairs of thongs. As she continued to look around the store, I got by first good look at her.

Reporting Pics As Nsfw
This is my 2 cents on reporting pics as NSFW when they are in an album marked as NSFW. Ii is just sad that someone who didnt look at the title of said album and reported a pic that was in it. I just confused as hell as to why they would do such a thing as to be a total prick about what is in the albums, its seriously sad if you ask me. if you will look it is in a folder marked as NSFW i can not understand how someone who looks in the folder without looking at the title mark a pic in said folder as NSFW it is very confusing to me this is the secound time that a pic in my folder that is clearly marked as NSFW has had this done can you tell the person who reported it to look at the title of the folder before they report it. thank you for your time on this On 11/3/2007, shop@fubar.com wrote: One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was ma

New Members Of Fire & Ice Crew Plz Read
First I'd like to welcome all new recruits. You're joining an amazing group of people. Ok, just some reminders. 1. Recruiters- please have an idea about what we do as a family and explain to the people you are recruiting, if you yourself has any questions , refer to Sunset's( Our Founder ) blogs. Specially b4 you ask her, she's very busy starting our new family of Fire & Ice. As are the rest of the execs. Please try to read her blogs first then if you have questions feel free to ask. 2. Once an exec has interviewed your new recruit, and has accepted them remind them that they need to watch our (the execs) status and blogs to find out where they need to be to help and when. 3. New members- must add Our family ( Fire & Ice Crew)name to their Fubar name before Sunset will issue their ID. She will contact you when it is ready. You also must add all execs to your friend and family list 4. If you are recruiting people just to win the recruiting contest and not for our intended purpose

Chemistry Lesson
HELL AS EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Marriage
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. "Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning." "Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the number that re-enlist." - James Garner "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." - Benjamin Frankli

Fire & Ice Rules To Live By
Please read them and follow them as they will be our guide to a happy family. 1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!!..I will not put up with any drama from anyone. there will be no exceptions to this rule! You disregard this rule and you will be dismissed from my family! Act your age, if u cant then please do not waste our time! 2)No one but upper management will be allowed to blog about Leveling..unless you have been given the ok to do so. This will only be to minimize confusion in the family! The only ones to blog about leveling are Founder, CoFounder, President, Vice President and Manager. Even so I need you guys to confirm with me before posting Blog. 3) Absolutley NO BOMBING! If you choose to enter into a contest or give away you are doing so at your own will, and you are not to expect anyone in the family to help you out. We are a not a bombing crew but a leveling family!! For now this is the rules on bombing. In time when our family grows we will divide into two different gro

Ok So A Close Friend Of Mine Wrote A Blog, Doesnt Have Meny True Friends..
ok imma show you a screen shot of my friends blog then ill give you his link, if any of you want to help him so if you want to help him click ↓ that pic Bane*The Man in the Shadows*@ fubar

Stitches.
Five words five words is all it would take Five words to change your heart and mind In the heat of the sun I know you’re the only one You still can’t hold yourself together. Alone... Alone... All alone You have this conversation To satisfy your most intimate inner thoughts. Then you bite your lip when it matters most. A shade of red in sight. Can you taste the blood? Taste it on your lips. Rip the seam. Then I’ll show you How the strings become the stitches in your mouth. In your silence we are louder. When the strings become the stitches in your mouth. Your growing imagination Preparing you for what your heart requires to say. Then you bite your lip when it matters most. A shade of red in sight. Can you taste the blood? Taste it on your lips. Rip the seam. Then I’ll show you How the strings become the stitches in your mouth. In your silence we are louder. When the strings become the stitches in your mouth. Five words, repeating over in your head. That’

Th End Of It
you are who everyone thinks you are so fragile and alone so desprate and cold just needing a warm soul do you look like you will sell your self to anyone and everybody? for little or nothing? just to be alone in the end like the last leaf on the tree hanging on by hope impossible to stay there through a cold upcoming end. so take my hand and follow me just hang on and wait for me keep calling my name and i will eventually find what you are looking for could you find your own way? can you make your own path? be something you can respect? without whithering away like the rest? so hold on and have faith that we will meet again in our dreams.