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Stand -up Comedy
Hello land of cherrie my name is Butch Bradley. Im a stand-up comic. Im at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood this tuesday night. Check me out on comedycentral.com search Butch Bradley and check out my premium blend! Thanks Butch Bradley

Libra
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Is "confidence" Attractive To Women?
Is "Confidence" Attractive To Women? >The most important element of your success with women is your "Inner Game"... meaning your self- image, your self-esteem, and your confidence. When I first started learning how to meet women, I was the biggest WUSSY that anyone had ever met, and it REALLY hurt my chances of success. If you need to get some of your "Inner Game" stuff handled, then I highly recommend that you take a second and check THIS out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/DeepInnerGame/ ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** A success story with a question and lessons learned the hard way. Question: perhaps you have addressed this before, but why do women choose unstable "losers" over stable, "good guys" like me? One may noticed this and labeled it the "SPCA" syndrome: "Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals." In other words, the woman goes for the "stray," not the "well- bread." I think it goes to the issue of challenge,

Kids Bop
Stephy: omfg Stephy: have u seen Stephy: the country song version ? Stephy: its like Stephy: more fucking kids ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: as soon as u said that.. ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: -turns channel- Stephy: but they're singing country shit Stephy: and some fat ass messican was popping his ass Stephy: rotflmao ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: i seen that....im like this lil bitch! Stephy: esntewk Stephy: sgtwe3rgdew ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: how the fuck u gonna pop to country? then be a lil boy Stephy: rptf;etkjl Stephy: mlteskt3nwiu Stephy: eswoiun Stephy: t3i3tiugfers Stephy: e3tnjgr Stephy: RPTF;TE Stephy: ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: up up up....man i wanna hunt these fuckers down ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: my night is ruined now..im pissed MY GOD I HATE THOES LIL FUCKERS!!!!

My Son Down By 600 Need Bombers Now Please Contest Ending Soon
MY SON IS IN A CONTEST"CUTEST KID" PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SUM LUV. COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED(HINT HINT) LOL.. WE APPRECIATE IT !! AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.JUST CLICK ON HIS PIC. CONTEST STARTED JAN.1,2007 AND WILL RUN UNTIL JANUARY 8,2007 @ MIDNIGHT. XOXOOXOXOXOXO

When A Boy Loves A Gurl
a boy liked a girl but wanted to make her jealous.Then one day things went terribly wrong.The next few weeks were like a very sad song.He made her jealous on purpose he tried.When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"on purpose he lied.He played with jealousy like it was a game.Little did he know Things would never be the same.His plan was working but he had no clue.How wrong things would go,the damage he would do.One night she broke down,feeling very alone.Just her and the blade,no one else home.She dialed his number,he answered, "Hello"She told him she loved him and hung up the phone.He raced to her house just a minute too late.Found her lying in blood,her heart had no rate.Beside her was a note,in it her confession.Her love for this boy,her only obsession.As he read the note,he knelt down and cried.Grabbed her knife,that night they both died.She was found in his arms,both of them dead.Under he rnote his handwriting said:"I loved her so, she never knew.All this time I loved her too."

Texas History Quiz
1. What is the Texas motto? State Sovereignty, National Union Die with your boots on Remember the Alamo Friendship 2. What is the Texas flower? Indian paintbrush yellow rose bluebonnet sunflower 3. What is the Texas tree? mesquite live oak cypress pecan 4. What is the Texas bird? eagle mockingbird grackle purple martin 5. What is the Texas song? The Yellow Rose of Texas Deep in the Heart of Texas Texas, Our Texas San Antonio Rose 6. What is the state fruit of Texas? Pecos cantaloupe orange red grapefruit peach 7. How many counties are in Texas? 302 254 151 98 8. Which of the following was NOT one of the six flags over Texas? Germany Mexico France Spain 9. What is the largest river between the Red River and the Rio Grande? Rio Frio Brazos River Guadalupe River Mississippi River 10. About how long did it take the Texans to defeat the Mexican forces at San Jacinto on April 21, 1836? four days 18 minutes

Well Sh*t
Yeah so I was looking through the pictures in the contest I'm in ((best self taken pic)) and I'm about to drop out of it... Why? I guess i just hate losing... Then again it could be the fact that it's supposed to be a contest for the BEST SELF TAKEN PIC, and there's pics in there that I know for a fact are NOT self taken. I'm a damned PHOTOGRAPHER for cryin out loud. And you're trying to tell me that the pseudo-playboy pic you're trying to sell is self taken? Sorry, but I've gotta raise the BULLSHIT flag on that one.

Rangel's Ugly Agenda
President Bush made clear just what's at stake if the donkeys retook the House and Rangel comes to chair that critical panel. "A vote to send a Democrat to Congress is a vote to make the chairman of the Ways and Means Committee a man who has suggested cutting off funds for our troops on the battlefield," Bush said. The prez was referring to Rangel's threat to de-fund the Iraq war. Long a foe of the Iraq campaign, Rangel has said, mischievously: "You've got to be able to pay for the war, don't you?" His meaning couldn't be clearer: With Rangel as the House's budget-legislation gatekeeper, Iraq funds could suddenly dry up, forcing Bush to run a cash-strapped war. And leaving the troops hanging. Maybe the Dems hate the president, the veep and the troops . . . Meanwhile, Rangel's record suggests that Cheney and Bush are also right as rain in predicting that he'll raise taxes if the Dems take the House and he becomes chairman. That suggestion was what made the congressman

Morbidly Obtuse
I adore the people who never make mistakes. They are the best ever. Just ask them, and they will tell you how wonderful they are. Unless you press them on any kind of issue. Then fear and self loathing with a scoop of ego mixes in, their thought pattern is no longer clear, and they start exposing their weaknesses. Their mind. That is when these self appointed superior beings become my favorite video game. I pull the strings and watch the puppets dance. I still have to listen to them though, because there is a really good chance that just because they act like idiots, they may still have some knowledge that I can learn from. Very rarely do you meet someone with no discernable value, but they do exist. Some folks just have ugly or empty souls inside them, and you can really only get from them what you think you hope you see. We all make mistakes. Be it dropping your toothbrush on the floor, or forgetting your keys inside before you lock the door, maybe not seeing the cop before you ran t

Time Is Something We Dont Have
lets spin in circles until we are breathing because right now we are on hold your heart is in my hands and im afraid i might drop it mine unlike yours is broken and worn barely beating so lets escape even if its only for 30 seconds thats 30 seconds we are absent from this world and we both need a break we have taken our fair share of hits as of late and if one more comes our way i think it might just be the end of you and of us we cant afford to break anymore those cracks are huge enough so spin and try your hardest to breathe good things take time

Walls Of Solitude
I built these brick walls To protect me from myself To guard myself from needlessly falling From being caught in a trap There is a wall that is built of pain To remind me how love can hurt A wall made of tears To remind me of the wasted time A wall that hides who I am To spare everyone of my pain A wall to hide my heart To keep my true feelings hidden But these walls are beginning to crumble They’re falling piece by piece You’re bringing them down ever so slowly My pain you ease with your kindness My tears you dry with your smile I’m beginning to trust you and show myself And these walls they slowly break But the one that I want so badly to fall Is the one that I built the strongest It’s the wall that has me trapped The wall that protects my heart I want you to break it down Yet part of me wont let you My heart is so very fragile And I’m afraid to let you see I’m so afraid that if you knew We’d never be the same That the love trying so hard t

Iowa Pot ..
Iowa Pot....by Jerry Samuels Oh I owe a lot to Iowa pot Iowa grown and grand I never knew such beautiful boo grew in this groovy land Im in and I'm indebted indeed to wonderful weed Iowa raised and born oh I owe alot to Iowa pot and that's not just Iowa corn... Well I never cared much for domestic I would always be turning it down but I just smoked a joint so majestic so fantestic its the bestic in town and it blooms in this midwestern section and there isn't a glimmer of doubt it could shake a jamaica connection cause its cheap deep and far bleepin out... oh I owe a lot to Iowa pot Iowa grown and grand I never knew such beautiful boo grew in this groovy land I'm in and I'm indebted indeed to wonderful weed Iowa raised and born oh I owe alot to Iowa pot and that's not just Iowa corn Contribaned in the land of Manyana its so ruthlessly risky to buy while those Iowans cop all they wanna camping on a marijuana crop.. so just keep

Faith
It's only been a day and I am feeling better. I have awakened once again my interest in the Old Religion. I took the raven sighting as a sign to explore the faith of the Old Ones (Yes I believe in signs.) Also,just because I feel like it,a big thanks to Morrigan for her help. I look forward to my journey in the Old Ways,thanks babe. Whoever reads this,if ya haven't already,check Morrigan's profile out...she is a pretty cool chick...so add her,fan her or just say hey. Sorry..had to plug some advertising for a friend. lol To everyone,Blessed Be

Coheed And Cambria - Welcome Home
COHEED AND CAMBRIA LYRICS "Welcome Home" You could've been all I wanted But you weren't honest Now get in the ground You choked off the surest of favors But if you really loved me You would've endured my world Well you're just as I presumed A whore in sheep's clothing Fucking up all I do And if so here we stop Then never again Will you see this in your life Hang on to the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed With truth on the shores of compassion You seem to take premise to all of these songs You stormed off to scar the armada Like Jesus played letter, I'll drill through your hands The stone for the curse you have blamed me With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep But if you could just write me out To neverless wonder... happy will I become Be true that this is no option, So with sin I condemn you Demon play, demon out! Hang on to the glory at my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed With truth on

Things You Won't See Inside A Hall Mark Card
I've collected these damn thingies all my life, and everyone told me nothing would ever be accomplished by it. I guess they were wrong! (In no particular order, mind!) Little things mean alot! Especially your little thing! If I follow you home will you keep me? Your father should have pulled out early! Happy Mother's Day! (inside)Hope it was worth all the pain and suffering you put me through, the years of therapy, the Prozac, and the scars across my wrists. I just thought you'd like to know I love you! I can see now why you're going home alone! I do, but not with you... I like your approach, now let's see your departure! I never get lost... Everyone tells me where to go! On this, the day we celebrate your timely entrance into this world, I have a few words I want to share with you. (Inside)...You're a bitch! Smile if you want sex! If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you! Do you know how to make an idiot think? (Inside) Your mind is like an ope

A Little Side Project!!!
I've decided to do a little research on phobias. Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th. I wonder how many people are staying inside on this day?! After going through some 15 pages, I've picked some of the more "interesting" ones (with my own comments of course)!: Ablutophobia – Fear of washing or bathing. This could completely explain that odd smell, I smell around certain houses! Seriously, how could you explain it to your boss. Wanna work from home?! Don't shower for a few days, let your boss smell you and then claim ablutophobia and work from home! Agyrophobia – Fear of streets or crossing the street. If this is the case you might wanna locate yourself on the same block as every store you will ever need to go to. Or live in the middle of BFE where there are no streets and have everything delivered to your door-step. Better hope they aren't late or your ice cream is going to become warm cream soup! Amaxophobia – Fear of riding in a car, not so

Feelings Of Inadequacy - Wine About It!
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy? * Do you suffer from shyness? * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Wine. Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Wine almost immediately, and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Wine. Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness

~~ Tattoo Contest Wow Check This Out! ~~
~ Tattoo Contest Updates ~ 1st Place is...... with 1706 comments 2nd Place is...... with 500 comments 3rd Place is...... with 488 comments 4th Place is...... with 284 comments 5th Place is...... with 53 comments 6th Place is...... with 24 comments 7th Place is...... with 17 comments 8th Place is...... with 7 comments 9th Place is...... with 7 comments 10th Place is...... with 3 comments Good Luck to everyone! maria

Cynical
I know i am cynical but i just don't believe most of the bulletins i see floating around about such and such person needing prayers cuz of some tragedy. There are just too many assholes who for some reason get off starting chains like this for some weird reason. Never understood the thrill they get but i would bet a beer 90% of fake Rant Over

I Need A Job
“Meredith?” My boss called out of the open door of his office to me. This was the third day I was working late. My day usually ended at 5 but as I looked at my watch a yawn escaped my lips as I read the clock. 9 p.m.? I tiredly walked into Mr. Douglas’ office. The black leather couch help his blazer and the flowers on the coffee table looked like they needed replaced. I quickly made a mental note as I made my way to one of the over-stuffed armchairs in front of his desk. After only being employed for Mr. Douglas for 3 months, I was very excited that he trusted me with his most important legal cases already, but, being the only secretary to work this late was taking it’s toll on my beauty sleep. I gritted my teeth, wishing I had removed my 2-inch high heels before I had come in his office. They were killing me. I sat down, crossed my legs, and got my pad and pen ready to jot down all the notes he needed to give me this time. “Yes sir?” I asked in an obviously tired voice. “D

My Burning Heart
This Is A Very True Confession Just before I wake I feel warmth upon my face of the sun streaming in from above. I lay there dreaming of your embrace, basking in the afterglow of love. Sweet aroma of our special mingled scents fills the morning air like it's the present tense. Delicious tastes of you linger on my lips, still sense the feel of you upon my fingertips. The warm sensation when you whisper in my ear, tender strength of your arms when you pull me near. Loving touch of your hands when you hold me, oh so tight. Your body's caring circle envelopes me through the night. My eyes open slowly, reality returns. The crash took you forever. My heart begins to burn. But, just before I wake I feel warmth upon my face of the sun streaming in from above. I lay there still dreaming of your embrace, basking in the afterglow of love.

Sex...
Well me, like I would think most guys think, sex is the first thing you think about when meeting ladies. From the first sight of someone he's find attractive, his mission is to find out how to get from point A to C skipping B. B tends to be the emotional rollercoster that most men feel women put them through during the first weeks of dating. Does she like me, where is this going, am I going to get it. The question is, is it shallow to think sex first in a new relationship? Thoughts and comments please...

New Friends
you know i started out in here not knowing people but when i came in here i been making alot of friends and i am so happy about that i dont have many friend to talk to that much. and i thank all thos peopel who added me and it means alot to me i hope to hear from ya all soon

Memory
forget the world the future and all our pain, let me only look upon your face gaze into your soul and feel my love that is for you, let us make this moment last for all eternity, freeze this moment in time when you are in my arms and our lips meet, let me live in this moment that I whisper all that I feel and hold you close, forget the world and the future it will only take you away from me, and digs deeper the knife of reality into my soul, but I know this can not be and I give up, knowing nothing can me done and all I will ever have is this memory, of the moment you where mine

Bleeding
I'm bleeding I'm open i need someone to help me you try and help me but i push you away then when your gone i cry and wish you where here but there is nothing i can do because they are my own mistakes not yours I'm giving up i need some help but every time someone try's to help me i push them away it's my own fault don't worry about me i don't care I'm bleeding I'm open my mind has slowed i don't feel it anymore i don't feel the pain that is supposed to be there love hope peace pride try live die every thing we hold near or fear it doesn't matter not to me anyways i have nothing to prove I'm moving on this is living what I'm doing it's dying it is my living i died emotionally long long ago now I'm dying physically my wrists are bleeding the blood is dripping there's no stopping it I'm falling to peaces pray for me i don't have the faith to survive on

I'll Wait
I take you with me in my dreams wishing that it all could be real. Wanting what you have to offer. Loving the way that I feel. You've touched me so deeply already without laying a hand on my skin, and I patiently wait for the day that our lives will truly begin. I'll wait for the day that you'll kiss me, the day I'll melt into you. I'll wait for the day that you'll touch me bringing my passions to view. I'll wait for as long as it takes for the day when all will be right, but while I wait I will have you sharing my dreams each night.

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You make me cry everyday The sadness just won't go away You are gone now There's no way to get you back Just the thought kills me It's too much We all miss You never cared what other people thought You weren't a geek But just a kind hearted person Thats what everyone said at your wake Before that we didn't know your fate We thought you would be here Forever and always When you said goodbye That thought vanished Shattered Gone Never to be seen again I miss you Thats for sure I had a hard time saying goodbye I thought of you and cried Because you were so strong You really where Stronger than anyone I knew Thats for sure

Boyfriend/girlfriend Survey
Boyfriend/Girlfriend SurveyTake This Survey at Quizopolis.comWhat is their name?RayneWhat pet name do you like to call them?BabyHow long have you been together?3 1/2 MonthsHow did you meet?OnlineWhat do you like the most about them?His PersonalityWhat do you like the least about them?There isnt anything I like least about him...

Down By Over 2000 Need Hella Help Please
OK YEPP I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST AND I NEED BOMBERS !!! NAME OF CONTEST IS "WHO WANTS TO MARRY BEN DOVER" IT'S GUNNA BE A FUN ONE. IT STARTS JAN.10(WED.) AND WILL GO UNTIL JAN.31(WED) SO PLEASE ANY FREE TIME YOU WANNA SPEND BOMBING WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. JUST CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO ME. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE NUTTIN BUT LUV FOR YA. XOXOX

Need Luv Badly :) Please Do What U Can
I (BOSS LADY WIT DA SEXXXY EYEZ) WANNA MARRY BEN DOVER !! HELP ME OUT PLEASE..IT'S APPRECIATED OK YEPP I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST AND I NEED BOMBERS !!! NAME OF CONTEST IS "WHO WANTS TO MARRY BEN DOVER" IT'S GUNNA BE A FUN ONE. IT STARTS JAN.10(WED.) AND WILL GO UNTIL JAN.31(WED) SO PLEASE ANY FREE TIME YOU WANNA SPEND BOMBING WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. JUST CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO ME. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE NUTTIN BUT LUV FOR YA. XOXOX

And Now, Im's With Idiots
So this guy pops up on one of my IM (note-I have not retouched any spelling and my thoughts during the conversation are posted in blue. Plus , to be kind, I have changed the sn of the guy to "some guy"..."me" is me ) some guy: my gf is making me take a poll what color panties should i wear under a white skirt. me: wow...that's a conversation starter Oh man...not another one some guy: it is some guy: so some guy: dress me up ...wierdo...time to check this guys profile...oh look, it says he's married...so he's wierd and possibly a scum bag...or a wierd liar... me: why is your gf making you wear askirt? some guy: i lost a bet me: and your wife is ok with it? some guy: its my wife me: so why did you say gf? some guy: gf easer to write the wife 2 letters riiiiiight.... me: wow...that sounds kind alazy..well...I guess you should just wear what she says too if she's the one who won the bet some guy: yes but i have to poll some guy: she going to dress me in th

Get Out Of The Way
Pain close could cut skin Heated Step back Beofre you get burned Like a tea pot about to go Get out of the way Before I explode Get out of the way It won't be pretty Like blood dripping from your face Get out of the way Before I scream Do you want to be on the ground Moaning and groading Blood spild This is gonna be a kill Get out of the way You feel the burn? Stay down Before you get hurt Don't move until out of sight Head high Smile on face I told you to get out of the way

Top10 Things A Women Would Do If She Woke Up With A Penis
TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY... 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

How Come No Sex?
How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.

~ Can't Handle This ~
attn: to the L.O.D. Family since i joined i rated the profiles didn't comment did not know i had to but i rated and helped everyone one out in the contest i made a bulletin for help from the family and not one person came to help me out. So i'm leaving the family family is to help each other but when i help and don't get heard that wrong so i don't think i'm staying in the family....sorry maria

Everyone Please Read
BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKINGS (NOT A JOKE) Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS

Whats Your Fragrance Profie?
Your Fragrance Profile The best calming fragrance: jasmine The best fragrance for everyday wear: sandalwood The best fragrance to boost your sex appeal: rose The best fragrance for energy: peppermint What's Your Fragrance Profile?

Is It Gay? That Is The Question?
A buddy and I were talking, and he said he and his wife are in a sexual rut. He had been told by another friend to try anal sex. Not on her, but on him. Let me explain. My buddies friend suggested that he and his wife use anal play to liven up their sex life. Since the male g-spot is the pancreas, which inside the anus, the buddy told my friend that he and his wife should experiment with that. By using fingers, dildos and anal beads. Now my buddy being a normal man's man, was grossed out by this. He said it was "gay" I told my buddy that when lesbians use dildos for sex that is not "strait" sex, since it is still a woman making love to another woman. So with that in mind, if a "strait" couple did the kind of anal sex discussed, then it would, in theory, still be strait sex. Right? Let me know what you think?

Dreams Of You ( A Poem I Wrote)
Dreams Of You As I lay upon my bed, and sleep slips inside my head, I start to Dream Of Me and you, And things I would Like us to Do. I see us walking along a beach, I hold your hand n you look so sweet I kiss your lips you start to smile Then we walk for one more mile. We find a cave where we make love then we gaze at the heavens above I hold you close in my arm, and feel all your loving charms I start to stir and reach for you then I realize the truth

Love Struck
Love Struck 2003 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin "Does it really matter what these affectionate people do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses?" -Mrs. Patrick Campbell (3 March 2002, England) As Kim and Paul left the Sheffield pub, they noticed that a streetlight was burned out, creating a pool of darkness on the road. Unable to rein in their passion, they began to consummate their relationship on the asphalt outside the pub. Witnesses said the couple was lying right on the white line, kissing and cuddling. The passionate pair were warned of the danger of their coital position not once, not twice, but three times -- by a car driver, a bus driver, and a pedestrian. An off-duty paramedic honked and shouted, "You want to get up, otherwise you'll be run over." The man simply said "Cheers, mate," and the paramedic heard a female laughing. A bus driver swerved to avoid them, and drove past with wheels on the curb. A concerned pedestri

The Woman That Love's Me
Inside Your Darkness Where there is no light There are places to touch That make you feel so right Places to explore Where by your rhythm I am led With a tiny visual flashlight In my mind and on my head Inside your darkness I search to find your awesome treasure My probing effort Your Joy Your pleasure Inside your darkness My pursuit is relentless Inside your darkness I drown in your wetness Feeling all of you Feeling what I cannot see Inside your darkness I find my ecstasy

Daily Devotional
A Cherokee Feast of Day by Joyce Sequichie Hifler As time goes by we learn it isn't the speed with which we do our work, but the quality of time that makes life an accomplishment. How much do we enjoy working, or playing, or just resting? Schedules and deadlines take up most of what we do. We seldom have time to enjoy something for the sake of doing it. If we feel pressured, we have little incentive to enjoy doing anything, much less doing it well. Many who have to sit all day are bored and have nothing to think about except how unhappy they are or how they feel physically. More time is not the answer. We need a better quality of life, i ga osi, deeper rest, and it begins with quality attitudes. What we have or what we do not have should never dictate the quality of our lives or our capacity to simply enjoy. ~ Some pass without recognition, the grandest of all..... ~ SONG OF LOVE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elder's Medit

Pelosi's Price Club
If you thought earmarks were fun to watch, just wait until the government gets in the business of "negotiating" drug prices. The Democrats -- and Republicans such as Sens. Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins and Arlen Specter -- have proclaimed that having Medicare set the price of medicines for 50 million Americans is just like what Costco or Wal-Mart does to get good prices for customers. (Democrats trash Wal-Mart except when it comes to being a metaphor for price controls.) I wonder what Wal-Mart or Costco would say if Democrats announced they were going to use the military PX model to lower the price of food, HDTVs and toilet paper for 260 million Americans? Is that using the buying power of the government to lower prices to make housing, energy and food affordable? That's what Hugo Chavez said when he nationalized private companies in Venezuela. Democrats depict negotiations as something akin to loss leaders and weekly circulars. But here's what a real drug price negotiation loo

My Last Blog For Now...
So yeah, I’m leaving for an unknown period of time due to personal issues. Now why do people think it’s because of some issues I (used to) have online… Jesus get over it! I have a real life, I’m dealing with REAL people as well! Why is it that everybody thinks I’m only online for one purpose huh… I’ve been there, done that and I regret some things I did. But that’s history. What’s happening now is REAL and that’s much more worth than all the bullshit that has been going on online. So long fuckers, you won’t see me for a while…

Epic Of Gilgamesh Part Viii
Just as day began to dawn Gilgamesh addressed his friend, saying: "Enkidu, your mother, the gazelle, and your father, the wild donkey, engendered you, four wild asses raised you on their milk, and the herds taught you all the grazing lands. May the Roads of Enkidu to the Cedar Forest mourn you and not fall silent night or day. May the Elders of the broad city of Uruk-Haven mourn you. May the peoples who gave their blessing after us mourn you. May the men of the mountains and hills mourn you. May the... May the pasture lands shriek in mourning as if it were your mother. May the ..., the cypress, and the cedar which we destroyed (?) in our anger mourn you. May the bear, hyena, panther, tiger, water buffalo(?), jackal, lion, wild bull, stag, ibex, all the creatures of the plains mourn you. May the holy River Ulaja, along whose banks we grandly used to stroll, mourn you. May the pure Euphrates, to

Happy New Year From Scarlett Johansson’s Crotchless Panties…
Whenever I think of the holidays I think of having a few days off from work to run around my apartment naked and chase my girlfriend/jumpoff of the moment........ In the end Christmas is the celebration of childbirth......... And how do you make a child in the first place (don’t answer this if your MARY CHENEY)? If the infant baby JESUS could chose any womb to exit from I’ll lay odds that he’d chose one of these wombs that I want to enter… SCARLETT JOHANSSON After watching SCARLETT in ‘Match Point’ is when I knew I would have to get me some of that yum-yum-ooo-tang. She was licking her lips and rolling her eyes and just playing the role of a sexy whore........ I was never really checking for her too tough at first because she didn’t have an azz as plump as ANGELINA......and she didn’t have that ‘Norway stunner’ look that UMA rocks.....but now I have come full circle and I’m giving mad props to Ms. JOHANSSON. CIARA Remember when everybody was saying that CIARA had a

Noisy Sunday
Have people all around the house scraping, sanding, nailing, and painting on the outside. Guess landlord put the man on a schedule. During the week, he was doing this by hisself! He has a couple of helpers today. I will have to wait and shower later! No windows where the bathroom is but I do have my stuff in the bedroom and the bathroom is too small for bringing my stuff in there. Almost 80 today!! Hot, hot, hot! Watching the weather and I fear it will change soon. Also have couple of kids in the church parking lot riding a go-kart! Have not ridden one of them since I was about 6! Bf wanted to go to the convience store in his scooter and me walk just so he can get a "Bulletin Board". He has decided to look for a car. With or without AC. Best to have AC or I do not function..he knows this..guess I will have to remind him. He wants to get a good running car that will be comfortable for him..and his scooter. Oh! And one that I can drive as he does not drive. He want

Still I Write...
Still I write ~ I sit alone, late at nite writing to you by candle light. A letter, I know I will never send many a nite like this I spend. I envisage your face, so splendid God's sculpting hand must be commended. My pen, it creeps across the paper, the fantasy visage turns to vapor. Still I write, songs from my heart, unattainable fancy, for the most part. This one I say, I will send to you, knowing it is something I will never do. Maybe I should go to you, with note in hand, this fear of you I hardly understand. It must be, because I have been hurt before, my heart left broke and bleeding on the floor. You my sweet, have been a lifelong dream, as a beautiful fantasy you have reigned supreme. If I should dare, to let you know, something so wonderful could turn into woe. In my heart, I love you so much, once experienced I could not live without your touch. It would be a risk, to give my heart to you, to big of a risk for me to pursue.

Thoughts On Swingers...
Many of my friends/acquaintances know that my wife and I are swingers. That doesn't mean that we're part of an orgy each week...to be honest, though we've gone out with several couples, we've only slept with a two of them. Some people wonder how a couple can stay together and have sex with other people. To me, that's pretty easy. It's the same thing as having sex with people but not marrying them. Just because you've made each other feel good doesn't mean that you're in love with each other. It just means that you feel good. My wife and I are selective (as everyone should be) in the people we hang out with, let alone sleep with; we just enjoy seeing each other getting the maximum pleasure possible. We enjoy sex with each other a LOT; we both know how to please each other. To us, sex with friends just pushes it up a notch. I've noticed that a swinger's marriage tends to be stronger than a non-swinger's marriage. It's hard to have jealousy and envy when you're together in ev

Sex Poem... Funny
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

Show Me How You Love Me
will you help comment bomb...I will make it up to you...... 1. Best morph pic 2. Darkest Lady I will make it up too you... If you are in a contest send me a link to your pic and I will comment on you as well...as long as not same contest..lol

Nominees
Tuesday, October 03, 2006 Current mood: Disgusted At the bronze, Condileezza Rice current Secretary of State, former National Security Advisor – For denying reports that C.I.A. director Tenet warned her of Al Qaeda threat in July of 2001, lying to the 9/11 commission to that fact, then lying to the public. For the Silver, President Bush – Who promotes incompetence and for not holding anyone, including himself, responsible for the administrations missteps with Al Qaeda, Iraq and Afghanistan. The gold goes to Dennis Hastert Leader of the House – for covering up the fact that Rep Foley was a pedophile then lying about the cover-up, all to protect the Republican majority in the House of Representatives. Just wrong, no matter what party is in power. Representative Dennis Hastert, today's Worst Person in the World

Nominees For Worst Person
Friday, October 20, 2006 Current mood: annoyed At the bronze level: This one is personal to me. University of Phoenix Online. When I explained to them I was moving to South Korea and would not be attending school for a while they were fine with it. Then I get an email yesterday saying that because I have not gone to school in more than 29 days, they canceled my student loans and I owe them over $1100. That is not the worst of it. First thing, as far as I know, I am paid in full. The second thing, they say the only way I can continue my education is to pay them that money first. The worst part is, in order for me to do that I need my GI Bill money. I get my GI Bill money by going to school….oops. On top of all this, I have been put on academic probation because my grade point average is too low. They claim I have a 1.66 GPA. Hmm, I seem to recall only taking one class from them so far and I got an 88% in that class. Yep that is a 1.66 GPA all right, nope. Morons.

" I Have A Dream!"
Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" Speech 44 years later, it still rings true. And ask yourself this question, as you watch part, or most, or all of that enrapturing video: Have we reached that great prosperity? Are we free as the good Reverend preached? Or are we fighting a new battle for freedom? - Jaha

Comment Bombers Needed Bad!!!
Hey all my gorgeous friends and fans! sorry I've been away and haven't gotten back to you! But IM back now and will catch up with you! Was writing this blog to ask you for your help! My friend Lucy is in the 2 alarm hottie contest and really needs some help! Comment bomb her please! If you have any spare time! We both would appreciate it!!! Love, Joeylynne click this pic to comment!!!

What Kind Of Soda Am I
You Are 7 Up Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly. But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else! Your best soda match: Diet Coke Stay away from: Mountain Dew What Kind of Soda Are You?

Inside Me
INSIDE ME Falling in my own desperation segregation from all thats nice please run away, im a virus my walls are high and full of scars misery, not something i can hide from the lives ive plagued to the times ive prayed im falling threw a thousand knives just to have a memory with you Pave the way to satisfaction save me from what i hide deep inside can you see im, Hostile, Intent, Secret,wonderfull burdon bad indirect But not to you From all the lives ive plagued to the times ive prayed im falling threw a thousand knives just to have a memory with you Pave the way to satisfaction save me from what i hide deep inside INSIDE ME I wont quit i wont drown in my depression i must stay here for you

Damn Yall
well see here is the deal i got 5 girls that like me and want 2 seee me eaither as friends or more and i dont know what 2 do one likes me and i like her but i aint heard from her in a week one wants 2 see me but i havent seen her or tlked 2 her all i know bout here is she is 22 and pretty and fuckable lol and one like me and i like her but she lives in a diff stae so the long distance thing dont work so and one is where i live but i dont know her that well but i'm friends with her brother so i was wondering what yall think cause i dont know what 2 do i'm not trying 2 play anybody i'm not like that but jw if yall have some advice or comments or any insight on this thanks yall

Contest #3
Come show me some love in Fat Sonny's NSFW Booty Contest.. Due to this being a NSFW contest I can not post the link to my photo..Therefore you will have to go to Fat Sonny's Page and Go to NSFW Booty Contest.. VOTE for Rebelicious! Much Love =) Heres the link for Fat Sonny's Page http://cherrytap.com/user/561342

Dreams, The Actual Dream....
i dont know what my deal was with that first blog and everything. But if you wanted to know what exactly i was talking about here is the dream: (taken from my Myspace Blog) Everyone dreams and sometimes people remember those dreams and sometimes they dont. I usually dont remember any of my dreams, safe for a few. This dream that I had last night was one that i remember the main course, but some of the details are grey. However this dream when i woke up i wasnt happy at all. Not that the dream wasnt a happy one i just woke up to realize that it was just that...a dream. So heres a short recap of the dream: So if people dont know Im dating Alex, I dont care if you know or you dont know. Its not an issue whether or not its obvious on either end, but he is part of this dream. So moving on i dont remember where we were but he suddenly purposes to me with the ring that i had another dream about last year. Its a Claddegh ring, silver or platium (whatever) and on the band there was writin

White Race Unite
WHTE RACE UNITE Living in a time where one knows not the truth but only the lies of which the media preaches, is not actually living but it is being herded like cattle to the slaughter house. This is how we as the white population of the World are leading our lives, we pay no attention to the changes being made around us on an hourly basis and we could care less about the lies being told directly to our faces. With the Jews overrunning our televisions and newspapers, one finds it hard to actually pick the truth from the Jewish lies. It is no longer a cut and dry society we live in, in its stead we have the perverted media we see in front of us today. With more and more nations falling under the Jewish spell and less and less of the worlds people doing anything to slow the Jew down to a crawl, the world in which we live has become an unsafe place for an awaken white person to live. With laws being passed to further stunt the growth of our people, and to help the grow of the Je

Alerts
Ok...for the three of you that actually will read this, somethings screwed with my alerts and I'm not getting notified of all your new pics. So please don't be mad at me if I don't rate them right away. I'm doing my best to catch up and find them on my own, but I can't promise I'll get 'em all. I'm really trying. You know I love you all and you're all beautiful. (ok...maybe not Vegas Guy....but you know what I mean)

Go Gators!!!
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- Former Heisman Trophy winner Danny Wuerffel, Bowl Championship Series chairman Mike Slive and more than 50,000 fans were on hand Saturday to celebrate Florida's second national championship. Wuerffel, the 1996 Heisman winner who led the Gators to their first title that same season, presented the title game's offensive most valuable player trophy to quarterback Chris Leak. "It was probably the most dominating football game I've every seen," said Wuerffel, who led the Gators to a 52-20 victory against Florida State in the 1997 Sugar Bowl. "I've seen a lot of dominating games. I've been in a few -- just ask Florida State." Leak, often criticized during his four years, had to compose himself before speaking to the crowd. "I really kind of hit me out there, being around my teammates one last time," Leak said. "It was a great feeling. I think when it's really going to hit me is when I go off and after a couple years when I come back and I still see 2006

Unpretty
Until we stop judging ourselves .. and see what we have to offer the world what we have to give to others .. what we have inside . and Stop basing frienships and other relationships ( jobs, etc) on what people look like . and start going by what people are inside .. we are going to make this world a much darker place .. realize the beauty youve got inside .. Dont think when you look in the mirror that If you lost ten pounds someone MIGHT like you more .. or If you had a smaller nose someone wouldnt make fun of you .. Those are the people that are losing out .. You are an amazing person .. You are worth more than all the money in the world.. YOU are Irreplaceable .. Never Feel Unpretty .. So many of these kids walking around are starving themselves today trying to obtain the Perfect look .. Be something the Media is making them think they should be .. I'm sure we've all been there one time or another . Second guessed our appearence .. our abilities .. When You run into a frie

Fuck You Contest Will Start Tomorrow 8 Am Eastern Time Good Luck
ONE OF THESE FUCKERS IS GUNNA FUCK YOU !! LETS SEE WHICH ONE THE BEST FUCK YOU PHOTO CONTEST STARTS TOMORROW 8 AM EASTERN TIME AND IT WILL CLOSE 8 AM MONDAY MORNING GOOD LUCK CONTESTANTS PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS 1ST>>> ROLEX 2ND>>> MAN OR WOMANS RING(DEPENDING ON THE WINNER) 3RD>>> PERSONALIZED TAG AND A PERSONALIZED MORPH RULES SIMPLE THE PIC WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WINS SELF COMMENTING IS ALLOUD RAZORBLAD3_KIZZ jac1979 !**H8 ~me**! Canadian Hottie --?LO?D?L?§tãt? THE ORGINAL TAZZ"AKA WYITETIGER" tHe dUke nccomicfan MGarcia06 'Jason' xXxW1ck3DxXx WANNA ENTER THE CONTEST LET ME KNOW £ÃÐ¥ ØF KÃØ§(RATE ME FAN ME I WILL DO IT BACK )@ CherryTAP

Funny Questions And Answers
Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in the toilet. Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor? A. By the ears. (Lick her) Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts. Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? A. 100 people who don't do dick. Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? A. Two test tickles Q. Why did God create alcohol? A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep

Would You
1. would you makeout with me: [ ] hell yea [ ] yes [ ] no [ ] maybe 2. would you sleep with me: [ ] in an instant [ ] yes [ ] no [ ] maybe 3. am i attractive: [ ] heck no [ ] hot as hell [ ] fine [ ] cute [ ] okay [ ] ugly 4. do you think i'm a virgin: [ ] yes [ ] no [ ] don't know 5. name one thing you would like to do to me.. 6. i look like.. [ ] one time thing [ ] next boyfriend/girlfriend [ ]someone Id spend forever with [ ] a friend [ ] someone Id leave my husband/wife for [] a possibility [ ] a loser 7. if you saw me for the first time would you talk to me: [ ] yes [ ] no [ ] maybe 8. would you rather.. [ ] hook up with me [ ] cuddle with me [ ] date me [ ] friends [ ] friends with benefits 9. on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the highest) rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 10. what would you want me to be to you: [ ] friend [ ] girlfriend/boyfriend [ ] friend with benefits [ ] husband/wife 11. would you g

Italian Pasta Diet!!-- It Really Works
1. You walka pasta DA bakery. 2. You walka pasta DA candy store. 3. You walka pasta DA ice cream shop. 4. You walka pasta DA table and fridge. You will lose weight! For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Poem I Once Wrote
Watch Over Me Watch over me as I sleep this night Give me peace in the full moon's light Hold my hand and dry my tears Send me to sleep without my fears Wake me with the bright morning sun When the time to dream is done.

Who Wants To Be My Valtine
1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept something important from me? Area 5: "X" marks the spot [ ]Kiss me.. [ ]Hug me.. [ ]Date me.. [ ]grab my ass.. [ ]Kill me.. [ ]Love me.. [ ]Hate me.. [ ]Hold me..

Sickness..
Well last night I went to the hospital and come to find out this cold I have turned into Bronchitis....fun fun lemme tell ya....But with my meds I should be feelin better in a couple of days!! Yay!! I can't wait, I really hate being sick cause I turn into a complete and total BITCH...but yeah thats it...I'm gonna try to blog on here more often but I really don't have alot of exciting stuff that goes on in my life just alot of family drama lol so who knows maybe one day I'll bless you all with an inside look to my life lol. Later fuckers and fuckettes

Metaphysical Forecast For Jan.17th-23rd
I would like to welcome you to another week of self-exploration and universal understanding. Your forecast of major transit begins on Thursday when Venus, the planet of artistic expression and personal relationships at 18º Aquarius will conjunct Neptune, the planet of selfless and spiritual love. The energy expressed from this conjunction of Venus with Neptune will have you seeking spiritual love from your personal relationships. Today you have the desire to share your dreams, hopes, and wishes with your love ones. You have a strong desire for soul union and spiritual understanding from your personal relationship today. If you start a personal relationship today; the relationship will be base on a deep spiritual friendship that will always support the needs of the other. This combination of Venus with Neptune gives you the ability to visualize ideas in your mind and to translate what you see into physical reality. This is a great transit for the artist, He or she will be able to create

A Tribute Ink Contest
~~ Okay Everyone A Tribute Ink Contest On CT ~~ Anyone with Tribute Ink can join just send me a link to your pic or tell me with pic and i'll get it to my inbox and i'll enter you. 1st Person is...... Scores are going to be...... comments + rates = final score Contest will open 1/19 thur 1/26 ( or change of dates until i get enough people for it) click the pic to send request! ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP thanks again maria

What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Star Wars Horoscope for Leo You add a whole new meaning to self-assurance. You are a nurturing person with great physical strength. Like many Leos, you will see that your mission for good is completed. You are very optimistic about the future. Star wars character you are most like: Princess Leia What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Resignation
RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible

Nervous
I went and applied at a local motocross track. I'm nervous as hell waiting for a response...if I even get one. I'd love to work there so this wait is killing me. I'm heading off to Laughlin, Nevada on Friday so hopefully they hold off on any interviews until Monday or so.

What Number Are You?
You Are 1: The Reformer You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong. High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them. You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect. You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair. What Number Are You?

My First Cherry Tap Stalker
One of the first people I met here turned to be a psycho. He was a bit odd but being a Domme I am used to odd but this one takes the prize. We chatted for like 5 minutes, shared basis stuff like jobs etc then the next thing I know this IDIOT is on my phone using my business number( I am a Pro Domme ) to ask me out on a date I mean a date he's in Cali and I am in NY. Basic was dont call me ever again and then yesterday he ims me yet again. I told him leave me be and I called him a stalker. Well if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck its a duck. Then much to my surprise I get this in my email. " hey goddess ellen, u know what im glad im not dating u beacuse your attitude's is to bad, i cant stand girls like that, u cant even accept an apology, how pathetic is that? and your over here calling me a stalker and i havent even talked aince the last phone conversation, what do u have against me being from califonis anyways, whats the matter u dont like californians, sorry but the

Commitment
“If you don’t make a total commitment to whatever you’re doing, then you start looking to bail out the first time the boat starts leaking. It’s tough enough getting that boat to shore with everybody rowing, let alone when a guy stand up and starts putting his life jacket on.” - Lou Holtz Lou Holtz is the well-known football coach, and he’s talking about teamwork, and the importance of commitment to the team. The analogy he uses is great because it’s so visual – and you can see how one person’s lack of commitment affects those around him. Think about the commitment our ancestors made when coming to this country. Can you imagine the courage it took to leave home for somewhere, something unknown – the possibility of something better? Once they set out in that “boat” there was no turning back. If we could only have that courage, that commitment, in our own lives to just “go for it!” Yes, there are risks – that comes with the territory, but like another saying goes: “no risks, no rewa

Counsel From The Wise...yet Not So Wise.
Last night, my brother-in-law pulled me outside to have a heart 2 heart convo. I obliged, of course because I was interested in what he had on mind. We talked; he asked me what was going on with me, if I was hiding something from him (we're very close). I said, "No, Hector, I'm not." I lied. We then began to discuss my marital issues, including the major one I'm having. I am about to breakdown...he thinks I should forget all the shit, and go thru with it. Don't know if I can. I've gotten suicidal through all this, but I fight it for my babies and my new job. No one knows and I don't care. But, I need to get thru this somehow but I wonder if I can. I haven't broken down yet, but I need to; I feel it within. One day soon, I hope...that way, I can feel better and cope better. Hopefully. Indee

19 Jan 07 - Friday
19 Jan 07 - Friday 0570 Mohammed Islamic prophet (Koran) 1736 James Watt Scotland, inventor (steam engine) 1807 Robert Edward Lee Stratford VA, General-in-Chief (Confederacy) 1809 Edgar Allan Poe Boston, author (Pit & the Pendulum) 1904 James Winston Watts developer (Frontal Lobotomy) 1914 Lester Flatt (Flatt & Scruggs-Ballad of Jed Clampett, Rocky Top) 1932 Richard Lester movie director (Hard Day's Night, Help!) 1938 Phil Everly Brownie KY, singer (Everly Bros) 1943 Janis Joplin Port Arthur TX, blues rock singer (Down on Me) 1945 Rod Evans rocker (Deep Purple) 1946 Dolly Rebecca Parton Sevierville TN, country singer (Dolly, 9 to 5) 1949 Robert Palmer rocker (Addicted to Love) 1951 Dewey Bunnell Yorkshire England, rock guitarist (America) 1951 Martha Davis vocals/guitar (Motels) 1968 Whitfield Crane rocker (Ugly Kid Joe) 1419 French city of Rouen surrenders to Henry V in Hundred Years War 1840 Antarctica discovered, Charles Wilkes expedition (US claim) 1903 1st r

You're A Pos And I Hate You
I've just been thinking of my friend that I really like, shes the polar opposite of me in every way. She has a really bad habbit of twisting men around her little finger which, I don't really think is cool. 90% of the time she has PGS pretty girl syndrome, she is constantly an attention whore and all eyes have to be on her at all times. Yet despite all of these perfectly visible flaws I can't help but really like her, and she knows this and uses it to her advantage. I'm getting tired of this BS. She of course is dating a low life piece of scum shit whom I hate like I have never hated another person before. Hes failing out of school right now, last semester his GPA was 1.7, he plagarized a paper and commited an act of libel (slandering another person in a school assignment is the jist of the meaning), he is emotionally abusive to her, controls her, he convinced her to quit swim team, she always had hated it but she never actually did anything about it. This guy lies about everything he

Hell The Drama Thickins... Lol Please Read Bombsquad Too..
omg guys... ok heres the scoop... ive been tryin to keep up w/ everything but today i have had a crisis... well it started last night i should say. i had to take my son to the ER.. hes got a real bad cough that is for sure bronkitous but have to keep the eyes open for whooping cough, said it could be that too, but to soon to check since hes only had the cough for a few days. so we are just takin it easy over here... from that anyway... i dont know where all the drama came from today but its pretty thick.. got a few friends feuding so been tryin to help w/ that aswell.. but the reason why im writing today is that my upstairs neighbor that most of u know i got evicted... well 2 days ago she put herself in psyciatric ward and said she was having thoughts of harming and killing my son and me.. i have not talked to this chick in over 2 weeks. i try to hide from her and now i know why! shes crazy. my landlord and my housing guy both say to me they think she is a little crazy. so i got this c

My Computer Crashed
OK dear friends of mine my computer compeletly crashed. A virus, even though Norton said it was gone, took my system 32 file with it so the recovery cds did nothing for me. I have to get my hands on a copy of Windows. Which btw, it costs 250 friggin bux to buy a new copy :( So i'll be on from work for now, but its gonna be a couple weeks before i can buy a copy, unless i find someone with a copy to let me install on my puter. THIS FRIGGING SUCKS :~(

~ Tribute Ink Contest Updates As Follows ~
~ Tribute Ink Contest Updates as follows ~ 1st Place is...... With 820 comments 2nd Place is...... With 375 comments 3rd Place is...... With 210 comments 4th Place is...... With 67 comments Remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contests maria

Papa And Grandkid Contest Updates
~ Papa and grandkid contest ~ 1st Place is...... With 911 comments 2nd Place is...... With 17 comments 3rd Place is...... With 11 comments Remember people you can comment bomb yourself in my contest. maria

How Low Will You Go
You want fucking pictures of my child, you fucking pay your child support and take responsibility for this child, created out of hate. You Fucking Fuck. You send your brother to my page bc hes on my friends list and have him go in and save pictures to send to you. You say he and you are going through the same thing. FUCK YOU YOUR WRONG! YOU TOLD ME TO LEAVE! YOU TOLD ME TO MOVE FROM PA TO INDIANA! YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR US ANYWAY! YOU TOLD ME THE BEATING WOULD STOP IF I DID! HE DIDNT TELL HIS EX TO TAKE OFF WITH HIS KID LIKE YOU DID! HE PAYS HIS CHILD SUPPORT AND STILL GETS DICKED!YOURE NOTHING BUT A LYING PIECE OF SHIT! NOW I HAVE TO REMOVE HIM FROM MY PAGE ON THAT OTHER SITE BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT WITH YOU PLAYING A VICTIM TO YOUR FAMILY! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY I LIKED! YOU WANT RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD YOU FUCKING EARN THEM GOD DAMMIT! I SWEAR TO HELL! YOU WONT SIGN OVER YOUR RIGHTS BECAUSE ITS WHAT I WANT YET YOU AGREED IT WOULD BE IN THE BEST INTEREST

The Year You Were Born
In 1972 (the year you were born) Richard Nixon is president of the US President Nixon approves NASA's space shuttle, a reusable spacecraft, at a cost of $5.5 billion Nixon arrives in China for an 8 day visit, which he calls a "journey for peace" While campaigning for the presidency Alabama Governor George C. Wallace is shot and seriously wounded Five men are arrested in the Watergate office complex in DC for breaking into the offices of the Democratic National Committee Hurricane Agnes strikes the East Coast causing 117 deaths First scientific hand-held calculator (HP-35) os introduced for $395 Shaquille O'Neal, Jennifer Garner, The Rock, The Notorious B.I.G., Cameron Diaz, Eminem, and Alyssa Milano are born Oakland Athletics win the World Series Dallas Cowboys win Superbowl VI Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup The Godfather is the top grossing film Pink Floyd debuts "The Dark Side of the Moon" during a performance at London's Rainbow Theate

Grandma And Grandkid Updates
~ Grandma and Grand kid contest Open Now ~ I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in Here they are...... 1st Place...... with 2513 comments 2nd Place...... with 1439 comments 3rd Place...... with 403 comments 4th Place...... with 55 comments Please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contests. Contest will start 1/17 thur 1/24 Will count comments + rates = scores thank you maria ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP

Urgent Message About Kids
I Received this in the e-mail. I had to send it out to everyone. Now as you know I don¡¯t have any kids, but this is still very important to pass on This is a Must Read for everyone who have children or grandchildren EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO! MAYBE AFTER THEY READ THIS YOUR KIDS WILL NOT THINK THEIR PARENTS ARE TO OVER PROTECTIVE!! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line . She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following Me home today It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out. GoTo12

Things I've Learned This Week
1. When someone is "upfront" with you in the begining about whatever it is they want, you seem to put more belief into anything you hear from them after that, when the truth is, they are probably the most deceiving of them all. 2. When you do something "nice" to make someone else feel good, it can bite you in the ass and you can lose friendships over it. 3. Pretty much anything within the confines of this electronic box mean absolutely nothing at all in reality. 4 Friends you've had for a long time, are still friends you find comfort in when it comes right down to it. (Thanks Mr DBD) 5. Everyone wants to be listened to..but not "too closely" What they say, might be misconstrued as the actual truth. Yet if you arent really listening, they are offended. (I don't get it)

What Color Orange Are You?
You Are Cameo You are understanding and very empathetic. You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend. And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together. What Color Orange Are You?

A Fallen Warrior...a Klingon Poem
A Fallen Warrior Your eyes showed your fury The battle lasted longer than either of us expected Slashing, our swords met Sparks filled the sky Thunder showed the pleasure of the gods The skies darkened The stars faded from view The morning sun greeted us Our blades locked Snarls of anger covered our faces Dark crimson blood flows from our veins Staining the ground below Hatred grows Our fighting more vicious Bodies that should have worn out long ago have not weakened Our blades cut Our dying bodies refuse to lose A final lunge A last gasp of air An honored warrior falls You looked blankly into the sky Staring into your lifeless eyes I screamed to the heavens I let the gods know that a Klingon warrior has died They are to make room in Sto-vo-kor An honored spirit is about to arrive

Cinderella
Like Cinderella at midnight time is slipping away Looking for that man, who will come and say Be with me throughout eternity take me by the hand and together we will stand yes, that's what you're looking for that and much more need a man to make you feel like a queen need a man to usher you into a new scene give you the respect you deserve the desires of your heart he will serve share your feelings, stimulate your mind yet ignite your passion, your soulmate you're destined to find where is the man who has only been a dream where is this man who is meant to be your king follow your heart, for what you seek you shall find call on the one, for now is the time

Best Teenager Who's Parents On Ct Contest
~ Attn: I want to do a teenager contest ~ can be male or female from 10 to 17 yrs old we'll call it the Best Teenager Who's Parent is on CT Contest. Send me your teenager pic to my inbox and i will add them to the contest. This time comments + Rates = scores Contest will run on 1/21 thur 1/25 only 4 days this time! thanks maria click pic to enter contest ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Poetry Love Song
You are so beautiful But yet you are so full of love that is unexpressed I feel the pureness of your heart even thousands miles apart your love is so close to me may I be the instrument to express your love song I would play your song so soft, so tender, and so sweet It's your loving body in my arms I desire to keep your hearts melody sings to me its love song and you make beautiful music songs that calls out to me come share that part of me That has never been sung But this song is not easy you can fail as others before has done this is what your eyes say Nothing of real value can be learn in one day because my love song takes years to learn to play. Tony Mims

Patio Problem
My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small. He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space. The next day Ray put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the patio level. He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning. Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house. Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked, "Ray, are you going to put your patio away every night?"

Solitaire Imbolc Ritual
Solitaire Imbolc Ritual Micheal Hall On your altar should be placed a circle of 13 stones and, within the circle of stones, a circle of 13 candles. Within the circle of candles should be spread some maize - i.e. corn meal - and in that a waxen female candle to symbolize the Goddess on your altar. On the eastern side of the altar should be placed a small sheaf of grain with a candle inserted inside it. You should dress in your usual ceremonial garb for Magickal rites or skyclad, as you prefer. Retire to bathe in salt-water (use sea salt) before the ritual. As you do so picture the water cleansing the soul and spirit, just as it cleanses the body. When you have dressed, anoint yourself with a holy oil. When you have prepared yourself, sit in a dim quiet place and light a candle - ONE THAT IS NOT BEING USED IN THE RITES - and meditate on how at this time of year the Goddess in her fiery aspect AS LIGHT was welcomed back into the Temples and the Homes of the land. Take this candl

Awwww
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. REPOST THIS IN 7 MIN. IF YOU CARE FOR SOMEONE a LOt REPOST THIS SAYIN AWWWWWW REPOST IN 7......6

Sad Day
Loves deepest fears... I stepped inside myself torn apart. Lies were all about me didn't want to see. I gave my heart away again, to see it ripped apart. I gladly fall inside myself and close the door. This time never to render again.

In Your Eyes
This is directed toward the ladies. I want to ask you what do you see when you look at me? (What kind of guy do you see) This is what one of my friends on yahoo said to me: I see your crazy sense of humor, you're good looks and no i'm not making it up, you're intelligence, the way you make everyone around you feel like they are the most important person in the world, the way you genuinely care about others and not just people you know ... all of humanity .. you've got an amazing heart a gentle mind and a soul that any regular joe would envy ... you're not just some guy greg you're so much more than that I just cant explain it all but you're not just average and there are special things about you that you dont realize I want to get your point of view when you look at me.

Friends???
I thought friends were suppose to help you out when you need it lift you up when you are down and make you smile when you wanna cry. i would like to take this time to thank everyone who did vote for me in the hottest cherry contest your votes and comments went very noticed. i sent several post out to all my fans and friends about the contest to see just who all would help and there was only few that did help its not about the contest itself i could care less if i won or not but its about friends. i dont belive the friends list on here means just add to get points and then nothing else at all from the person. i may not always get to everyone on my friends list in one day but i do try very hard to keep in contact with on my friends on my list...after all whats the point if all you are doing is just getting points from it to me that is not being a friend at all sinful bytch aka lynn

Quote Of The Day...
This is going to be a popular thing for me now, everytime i hear something that people say in a phrase or a sentence, that i find amuseing....I'M AM GOING TO WRITE IT DOWN AND SHARE IT WITH ALL MY FRIENDS. So the first quote is this... "Do you want another piece to make it bigger?" This in in regards to a piece of chewing gum that my friend was sucking on, and i asked them this question, and IT JUST DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT LMFAO please enjoy, and this is ONLY THE BEGINNING ;) Derek (pureevilness)

Mixed Emotions
Just what constitutes being high school sweethearts? and what if it went much deeper than sweetheart? At least if you think it did. If you leave town together, act as a couple and get motel rooms as a married couple you would kind of believe it would be sweethearts. I was a normal high school teen, mini skirt, straight long hair, cheerleader etc. I also believed in my church, and what was expected of girls before marriage, and lived by it. I can't explain what happened prom night, I know what your thinking why not prom. Well I only went because it was my senior prom and I asked a friend to go because I wanted to have fun and dance. When I went to his place of work to meet and thank the guy who took his shift for him was when my whole life changed. To this very day, 35 years later. We never know what will happen tomorrow, even things we have given up on can still happen. So I was his sweetheart for the last few weeks of high school, then we decided to leave town together, which went

Best Sexy Eyes Contest
Well ya'll I entered a Contest .. "Best Sexy Eyes" I dunno how it will go .. But hoping You will come vote for me .. If you go to "DaddyDom's Page you'll find it in his Blog .. for all the info .. ok here it comes .. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee Vote for Me *bats lashes* DaddyDom a.k.a JoeyB - hey everyone, whats up@ CherryTAP Ok so far it looks as if Im the only one in there . but Hummm I could be selfish and say Bomb me Ill get a nice head start lmao

New Experience
I am just a cherry tap virgin so don't expect much from me just yet. I am a single mom of three beautiful children just looking to expand my group of friends at the moment. My life is pretty boring as I have no time to party right now, Believe me I want to but children kind of put a damper on these things. I'm sure I'll open up soon enough!!! Maybe I'm too boring for this site but I needed a place to start!

Stupid Criminal Tricks
These are random snippets collected from emails over the past decade. Their origins and veracity are unknown. Seattle: When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still wouldn't give him the money, so the robber called the police -- and was arrested. A guy wearing pantyhose on his fac

Women's Ass Size Study...
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY (received via email) There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway. (Hee hee.... and you thought it was about women's butts???)

"raisin Bread"
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, t

To My Friends Here
Screen Friends by Miasartiff My husband has finally gone to work My children have finished their play they've gone to bed their stories read Now it's my time of day. I've had one of those days you know what I mean so I sit back and relax and turn on my screen. I'll talk to all my friends who know just what to say to make my stresses go and my troubles fade away. My friends you're always there for me whenever I feel blue and though we've never met before I know our friendships true. And although we haven't been friends for long in this short time it seems we shared so many things already our hopes, our fears, our dreams. We come from different walks of life but we share a common bond and it's time to say that of all of you I've grown so very fond. So thank you friends for being there whenever I've needed you I know you're always there for me and you know I'm there for you.

The Star Spangled Banner
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT NOT MANY KNOW THE STARS SPANGLED BANNER SO HERE IT IS: STAR SPANGLED BANNER Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

The Tiger In Bed
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the ph

Soulmate
If you could read my mind There you would find The two of us intertwined The image of you I have memorized I remember enough to fantasize I close my eyes and there you are In my mind, so you're never far. I caress your lips, your face, your hair And hold you close, so I can feel you there. Our hands all over one another Roaming in places meant only for lovers. My heart, it yearns for you. My soul, it reaches out for you. In my every waking thought I know you too have not forgot The love we made The passion, the bliss I could never forget the way you kiss. And though the ocean separates us, I know again, I will feel your sweet touch. You were sent to me from up above To stay with me, forever in love. Within my heart I know it's true. My soul mate, I have found you!

What's Wrong With Me?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Wrong With You? MY RESULT:Too Friendly You’re very open with people, which is great, but sometimes those people are wearing brass knuckles, which is not great. You tend to think that people are generally good at heart, and because of that, you’re very trusting. People are drawn to your positive attitude and you tend to make friends easily. (You might also be a little vain, but hey, who could blame you? You’re a good-looking individual, and you have a right to be a little cocky about it.) So where could you go wrong? Well, if you’re too friendly, you might not be on alert for those folks you really shouldn’t trust. So try to use more caution when you meet new people. And quit trading gym socks with strangers. That’s just plain gross. Take This Quiz!

Best Soul
She seeps undetected into your soul, smiling so sweetly soft & gentle she flows. On waves of passionate emotions intense, yet ever so beguiling in charms immense. With genteel persuasion of blameless intent, if standing accused she'll tear in lament. A demure finger wraps around the heart, till you're quite overwhelmed unable to part. Unmatched sensual Goddess deluxe as a lover, inspiring passion's deep as yet undiscovered. A fierce temperament when waging battles, explosively fearsome leaving you addled. She believes in creation's much higher power, sending up prayers against those darkest hours. An innocent child,a mother lover and friend, the best of soul's reach on which you can depend.

At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them. "Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked. "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied. "No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy. Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs and sodas. While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?" "That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father. "Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked. Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"

Dream One, Part One
I'm travelling by train in France. There's some issue with me purchasing my ticket. It has something to do with the fact that I am the only American on the train. They are afraid I am going to miss the train due to the way they tell time or something. I make it onto the correct train. The compartments are small. There isn't room to stretch out. I decide to go down to the shared bathroom that has a little shower stall in it. I figure a shower car on a French train has to be relatively untrafficked. I'm surprised several minutes in to be joined by a cute blonde girl. She is nude and very nonchalant as she turns on the water to the other showerhead in the shared stall and says "Hello" in perfect English. I tell her I am suprised because I thought I was the only American on the train. She tells me she's not American but Korean; I notice now that her hair is not blonde but jet black. She has round Anglo-Saxon eyes though. I comment on that. She says she's only half Korean

Whats This Song Called!!
guy sings: "U aint gotta say to much i can tell from the look in ur eyes i can tell u wanna fuuuckk..." Girl sings: "You aint gotta call me ur boo as bad as you wanna fuuckk i wanna fuckk too..."

Lust
Your Lust Quotient: 93% Your lust is totally out of control. You definitely have let your animal instincts take over. And while your unbridled desire is attractive to some, most people see you as a bit of a freak! How Much Lust Do You Have?

How To Say I Love You In 25 Languages
How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Thai Phom rak khun Italian Ti amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Alabama Arkansas Kansas Oklahoma Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Idaho Missouri Mississippi Montana Louisiana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida... "Nice Ass, Get in the truck"

Personalities
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes3.aspYour Type is INFJ Introverted Intuitive Feeling Judging Strength of the preferences % 33 25 25 11 http://typelogic.com/infj.htmlIntroverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging by Joe Butt Profile: INFJ Revision: 3.01 Date of Revision: 6 Mar 2005 Beneath the quiet exterior, INFJs hold deep convictions about the weightier matters of life. Those who are activists -- INFJs gravitate toward such a role -- are there for the cause, not for personal glory or political power. INFJs are champions of the oppressed and downtrodden. They often are found in the wake of an emergency, rescuing those who are in acute distress. INFJs may fantasize about getting revenge on those who victimize the defenseless. The concept of 'poetic justice' is appealing to the INFJ. "There's something rotten in Denmark." Accurately suspicious about others' motives, INFJs are not easily led. These are the people that you can rarely fool any

Point To Ponder:
"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches." Unknown Author

Hard Times
these times are hard all i know is pain pain in relationships and pain in just plan life you see me and the one i love sit and fight and fight and its over small stuff you would never really worrie about yet we fight and it seems whenever we get through one fight we git into another cause of something someone says then there my work and my p.o. theres all the pain there the pain of not being able to give affection to my girl whenever i want or need affection from her and theres always the thought in the back of my mind i could end up back in jail for more time and it scares me and what scares me more is thinking i could lose the one i love again i lost her once and i cant go through that again it takes all my srength from cuting myself every night i admit i fail at my restraint every now and then but i dont know what else i can do the one person that could help i aint alowd to see and when we talk we just fight and no one else in my life seems to care they turn a blind eye to it and fi

Nocturnal Emissions
I used to have a really vivid nightmare every Sunday night. My mum used to say that it was because I hadn't done much during the day (some things don't change) and so when I fell asleep my mind was over active and I had nightmares. Thing is, the dream itself wasn't frightening. It was just loads of rocks falling and piling up. Not that scary, I'm sure you'll agree, but it used to frighten the ever-living piss out of me when I was a kid. Early indication of my claustrophobia? Possibly, but if you take into account that I used to lock myself in a box for extended periods as a very small child (before the nightmares) it seems a bit unlikely. I still haven't worked out where the phobia comes from. It started all of a sudden when I was about 9. It was pretty band for a couple of years, but there may have been other contributing factors, which I won't go into here. Nothing bad as ever happen to me in an enclosed space, so it isn't some sort of associative fear. So WTF, as the saying goes? I

A Big Hug To All My Friends
Wanted to say thank you for being such wonderful awesome friends. For hanging in there with me and not forgetting about me when I wasn't around for a while. I couldn't ask for better friends than you guys. Luv you all bunches. Layout Codes Myspace Resources Sexi Graphics Codes Sexi Layouts

21 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night...
21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT... 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry),pick it up and carry on eating it. 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work. 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. 10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. M

What The Fuck Is Wrong With This World???
Whatever happened to respect? Whatever happened to loyalty? Whatever happened to selflessness? People don't even have the decency to say "Thank You" when you hold the door for them anymore. Someone will cut you off or almost hit you while driving... and then they're pissed and want to yell at YOU like YOU did something wrong! I'm tired of druggies fuckin' with my friends who are tryin' to recover! Do us all a favor... go do your coke in the corner somewhere and OD! Stop ruining our nights! We live in a nation that's starting wars in order to shove freedom and democracy down people's throats! There's nothing like a little death to truly know you're free, right??? Pharmaceutical companies are the world's biggest drug dealers. Why make a permanent, one time cure... when you can get lifelong dependant customers??? Supplying sickness with a time controlled fix! Got a bully fuckin' with you in your school??? You can fix that with a couple of shots... just pull

Have U Ever?
Have you Ever...?Played Spin the Bottle?:yes Toilet Paper someone's house:yes the kids & I tp'd my exhusbands house last mischief nite Played Poker with money:nope Gone swimming in a white T-shirt:yes been tickled so hard you couldn't talk:yes like someone but never told them:yes all to often Im such a chicken went camping:love it had a crush on your broher's friend:no have u seen my brothers friends??? eww walk in the rain without an umbrella:i enjoy the rain told a joke that NObody thought was funny:yes but I still laughed. been in a talent show:nope my talents can only be shared behind closed doors started laughing at someone's bedtime:nope worn somthing your mom didn't appove of:always been to a nude beach:nope drank jack daniels:yes cursed in a church:yes been called a slut for kissing someone:yes but I would so do it again burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner:yes damn it that hurts wanted to be a police officer:never wanted to have one cuff me to my bedpost though dumpe

Imagery,rainy Day
My attempts to escape those rainy day doldrums. I look out my window. Grey clouds gather on the horizon Like an assemblage of Napoleon’s great armies Poised and ready to do battle against A pale and weary winter’s sun. The order is given and the charge commences. I sit sipping my first cup of coffee. The quietness of the house is short-lived. Wind and thunder now rule the morning skies! The steady beat of raindrops crescendo into a Waterfall of sound. There is no umbrella for the mind. Freshly painted walls Are quickly spoiled, Wet and blurred by the incessant Seepage of water, The persistent dripping of faint memories, Dark mental images, Of loss and sorrow, Loneliness and disillusionment. Everything runs together, Now, In this moment, In this state of mind, Forming unmatched puzzle pieces Scattered in piles like great shards Of blank black slate board Strewn across the floor Of an old abandoned schoolhouse. Now seated at

Ambers Rant
I am a regular girl. just average, nothing spectacular. I'm very outgoing, but somewhat a loner as well. Although I love people, I cherish my alone time very much. I'm pretty much a contradiction.... open-minded, mildly stubborn, charming, witty, bitchy, loving, caring, sensitive, optimistic, skeptical, dorky, blah blah blah.... I consider myself a great friend, and always willing to lend a shoulder to cry on, and a friendly ear. In a time (now) and place (internet land) where nothing is really ever taken too seriously, I have to say that I truly do value and cherish my friends- online and otherwise- and consider the loss of a friend to be sad..and, well, a great loss. I know, nothing means anything here, so it shouldnt really matter right? Maybe it doesn't- to you. However, If you choose your friends wisely and keep in contact with those select few, when one goes missing..its noticed. Does that mean I have no life? To some, maybe, to me, its being a good and true friend. I have co

Stress
STRESS A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. " "As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden." "So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down

One Last Cry ~ Brian Mcknight
My shattered dreams and broken heart Are mending on the shelf I saw you holding hands Standing close to someone else Now I sit all alone Wishing all my feelings was gone I gave my best to you Nothing for me to do But have one last cry [Chorus:] One last cry Before I leave it all behind I gotta put you out of my mind this time Stop living a lie I guess I'm down to my last cry Cry..... I was here You were there Guess we never could agree While the sun shines on you I need some love to rain on me Still I sit all alone Wishing all my feelings was gone Gotta get over you Nothing for me to do But have one last cry [Chorus:] One last cry Before I leave it all behind I gotta put you out of my mind For the very last time Stop living a lie [Bridge:] I know I gotta be strong Cause round me life goes on and on And on .... And on .... [Chorus:] One last cry Before I leave it all behind I gotta put you out of my mind For the very last time Been

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda ~ Brian Mcknight
Mmm, mmm Alright, yeah Listen Baby, can you put them bags down Just wait hold on for a minute Gotta say a couple things before you go Even though I know that we're finished I don't want you to leave without knowin' Just where I'm comin' from, babe I just wanna say I made a big mistake And now I gotta face the fact that I Shoulda been a better man The kinda man that you needed Woulda been better off If I done right by you I coulda done this, I coulda done that But I know I can't go back 'Cause now it's just too late I'm sayin' shoulda woulda coulda, yeah I can tell by the look on your face You ain't tryin' to hear what I'm sayin' Maybe you done heard all of this before To her this ain't no game that I'm playin' This may be the last chance I ever have To talk to you before you go So I gotta say I made I big mistake Girl, you know it's killin' me that I Shoulda been a better man The kinda man that you needed Woulda be

Beer-vs-pussy
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. -One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

There's A Banana In The Tailpipe
Ok, so here's a "I just feel the need to share this with someone (I obviously can't tell anyone I know)" post. The story needs to be told . . . Since my wife shows an interest in sex extremely infrequently (you wouldn't guess it by our three kids), I have been largely left to my own devices over the years. Sometimes I get . . . well, you know . . . curious. (BTW, will someone please explain to me what the deal is with all the wives out there -- mine in particular -- who love sex until a few years into a marriage? Please, please unlock this mystery for me. Yes, I want to keep things new (please again). And yes, I want to experiment - quite desperately in fact. And oh, how I love to eat that kitty cat. Simply love it. Oh, but wait, what's that you say? All you want to do is missionary? And you don't really want foreplay? Well, shoot, I guess I'll have to say I'm down with that, too, especially when given the alternative of the fabulous Ms. Rosie Palm. But _no_ sex? Oh, sorry, I m

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%uck You, Chores
Fuck you, chores -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-05-10, 12:18AM CDT Fuck you, cleaning the fridge. How the hell do you get so dirty? I don't eat in there, I simply store food. What the fuck is that stain on the bottom shelf? Do gnomes have parties in here when I'm at work or something? Nasty little gnomes. And, for some reason, I feel really, really vulnerable when I'm bent over, scrubbing your gross shelves. Don't know why. So thank you for keeping my beer cold, but fuck you for making a mess of it. Fuck you, paying bills. Every goddamned month? Are you kidding me? I barely even watched TV this month, I still gotta shell out all that cash? And, while I'm at it, fuck your pathetic little late fees. They're small enough for me to easily ignore them but they add up over time. So thank you for the electricity, water and internet, but fuck you for your constant demands. Fuck you, deleting old porn to make room for

To The Lady At The Labcorp Where I Had To Give A Sperm Sample.
To the lady at the Labcorp where I had to give a sperm sample. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-04-30, 10:50PM MDT First off the only reason I was there was to verify I had no live sperm. My girlfriend wanted me to verify I was not shooting real bullets because I was tired of feeling like my shaft was stuck in neutral because I had to wear a fricking condom. I told her I was tied off but we both wanted to make sure I was not "live" before I ditched the $5 a box condoms. I came into your Lab with a doctor's order for a sperm sample. There were two other people behind me at the counter when you took the order from my hand and then asked me in a loud voice "When is the last time you ejaculated?" (I guess you wanted to know if I had enough spluge to give a good sample to run the test) WTF? Do you have to broadcast to the whole damn place that I'm there to shoot my load into a clear plastic cup? I told you that I sh

Salvation 13
yield to temptation and pray for salvation wash the sins of the night away nothing I can do or say a box of lies and hate the lid will close the only gate see my face in the reflection blacken my eyes with your deception follow the feelings in your heart spill the blood as it falls apart Ill never be set free a cloud of pain hangs over me ill bet the night will bring you by as you seem to turn a blind eye to what it is you really need you let yourself fall pray to greed alone you make the choice to be the lines of hope are what you see

How Does?
how does our goal become incomplete how does our love turn bitter not sweet we had such great plans and goals to be met i thought lifes destiny with yu it was set something went wrong on the path that we took something not seen or read from a book i thought yu were mine forever to be this horrible ending i did not foresee we wanted the same things in life our big dream to get there and stay there we must be a team for some reason now we are both on wrong sides the dream that we had reality could not hide to sit in the dream and just not look back real life and choices they cut us no slack what you want is not enough for me what i see cannot make us free you want what you want i cant help what you need but my dream doesnt come from self love and from greed my dreams were of you and what you could be but you couldnt see that incredible in me you chose to look elsewhere to find your complete with foul

Road Trip!
Well have to hit the road this morning! Hate it too! One of my lovely little Granddaughters(7 year old Brianna) is with her druggy Mom, and she called Late Monday night and told me to come get her!Of course they live in Indianapolis, Ind. too! So, am getting ready to leave in just a little while, found out we ( RERE & I) will be running into a LOT of snow!Please, if you are a friend of mine or miss RERE, keep us in mind today and pray for a safe journey. The trip takes about 10 or so hours depending on the weather , and we plan on getting a room for tonight then hitting the road home in the morning! So, keep us in mind , and hopefully we will talk to you wonderful folks upon our return! Hugs & Thanks......Lily

Kid Contest Comming!
~~ Okay Everybody I'm doing a kid contest again~~ So send me your pic of a kid doesn't have to be your kid,Just a kid and i'll add him or her to the contest! 1st Kid...... 2nd Kid...... 3rd Kid...... 4th Kid...... comments + rates = score Please remember you can comment bomb your own pic and rate it also! thanks everybody Maria click the pic to send the link! ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid Contest Now Open !
~~ Okay Everybody I'm doing a kid contest again~~ So send me your pic of a kid doesn't have to be your kid,Just a kid and i'll add him or her to the contest! Runs From 1/24 thur 1/30 1st Kid...... 2nd Kid...... 3rd Kid...... 4th Kid...... comments + rates = score Please remember you can comment bomb your own pic and rate it also! thanks everybody Maria click the pic to send the link! ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

My Job History
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, bt any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was ju

Close
The eyes run at the speed of thirst. Yes, the eyes. Close to the margins of a mouth. Yes, a mouth. Quiet of surging torrents. Of flowing beyond the course between margins. Yes, a mouth. Close to words. That run at the speed of not being said when the eyes yes, the eyes, run by them. And fail to drink.

Barley On Fire
they burn, the afternoon and all the faces of that ambiguity trickling, crystalline, down the flanks. they oscillate, the mares, between heat and fear, precise, upon the barley on fire. awes, in the remoteness of eyes, the hurdles may not be more insuperable, after all, than the edge of the wind, once the manes are loose. they ripen, the secret bows of the jump, already a weight, licit, upon the croup and impetus within. and one sole, ultimate neigh, rises, where the vehemence of the wait unbridles all fundamentals in the triumph of the sparks. very close to the perceptible faces that drink from that ambiguity like from one sole thirst in the most crystalline of reflections. burning, in the afternoon.

Honest Prescrption For Lovers...( If Any ) Wink
"In my country, believe it or not, there is actually a dessert – a favorite during the Holiday Season – called “Sweet Dreams”. This delicious treat inspired the recipe – poem which I’m happy to share with you all (as well as the traditional recipe). Enjoy… and, by all means, indulge! :0)' Pour your thirst, the purest, freshly drawn from your wishing well into a pot, a simple one – a league of moonbeams and a little sun gently hammered to a smooth roundness that can, nonetheless, withstand a vivid fire, will do. Add a pinch of desire, some zest, and a portion – not too big, though - of the softest, melting core of your heartbeats, and allow these elements to simmer, slowly, for a while. Then – and please take notice of this most important step – sieve a blend of your hungers, in a rhythmic movement of your bodies, like a dance, into the bubbling fusion; if he places himself behind her, his arms following hers all the way down to whe

What Icecream Are You
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Do As I Do?
Hold my hand; can you feel my heart beating? Kiss my lips; can you hear me talking to you? Listen to me speak; can you feel me running through your soul? When I am not by your side, can you feel my presence? When you try to concentrate, do you see my face? When the wind blows, can you hear me quietly singing in your ear? When you eat, can you taste the sweetness of my lips? When you awake, am I the reason you go on? I ask you this, only to let you know that you are never out of my thoughts, and wondering, If you feel for me as I do for you?

Your Big White Horse
I have no right to ask you not to give up on me ... But I'm begging you to stay with me - just a while longer. You are like no other man I have ever met. I wake up every day wondering if a man like you can exist outside of my mind. "Too good to be true" is such an understatement. You just can't be so much goodness, all wrapped up inside just one man. When I want to walk away and shelter myself for protection ...you take my hand And walk me thru the days, one by one... When I want to give up on "us," you patiently let me have my say, And with your persistence and your gentle words, you calm my heart and my mind. And our friendship continues to endure.... When I stop believing in the fairy tales of love ...you choose just the time To suit up in your silver armor and ride up on your big white horse, Offer me your hand and sweep me away to a place where the passion we share overwhelms us, And life becomes bearable and complete again.

To Heal A Friend Or Relative
To Heal a Friend or Relative You will need the following: * Purple paper * White yarn or string * A pair scissors * Fresh violets (whole, with stems) * Black pen * A purple candle * A small vase or holder (for flowers) This spell is for healing a friend or family member. It is best done when the moon is full, but you can do it whenever you feel it necessary. Light the candle and fill the small vase with water. Place the freshly cut violets in the little vase and say a chant, focusing on the well-being of the person and the healing of their ailment. Cut a heart out of the purple and write the name of the person on one side, and a short but heartfelt "Get Well!" message on the other side. Poke a small hole in the top right side of the heart and thread the white string through it, tie it, and attach it to the vase. Give the little vase of violets to the target person and await their recovery.

Sexy
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic53%Sex God48%A Slave To BDSM48%Virgin35%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Please Read
Billy loved Katie with all his heart. But he never told a Single soul. Katie secretly loved him too. But she thought she would never have a chance with him. Billy asked his friends what they think of her and his friends thought she was gay. They didn't like her at all. So Billy just went along with them. They all made fun of her and made her feel really bad. Katie was so upset. One day they followed her home from school making fun of her the whole way home. Once she got inside her house she dropped to the floor cringe. She had a crush on Billy since 3rd grade. She didn't know what to do. When Billy got home he felt real bad about what he had done. So he decided to go to Katie's house to tell her he was sorry and that he really loves her. When he got there he knocked on the door no one answered. The door was open so he walked in. He walked into the living room and found Katie lying dead on the floor. She had slit her wrists. Billy was so up set . He knew it was his fault she killed h

How Well Do U Know Men??
You Have Your PhD in Men You understand men almost better than anyone. You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?

Hope For A Child....
How is it that you spend so many years helping so many get through, only to find that the one person you desperately want and need to help, feels that you don't care? In an instant you claim that you are so alone... In an instant you say there is no other way... In an instant you find my deepest weaknesses... In an instant you feel so much anger... In an instant you have chosen to be selfish... Many thoughts come to mind as I read over and over your hurtful words. Knowing in my heart that I must be strong for you, but feeling so weak. You take in what you know and have learned from paying so much attention to all the hurt and pain you have felt throughout your years, that you feel that death is the answer. Praying now more than ever in my life, that somone watches over you as you are not here. Visualizing your words and thoughts over in my mind, I can only show you how much I love you and hope for you to change your mind...... ~Always Someone's Angel~

"kissable" Or "fuckable"
Hey if you think that the person who posted this is "KISSABLE" or "FUCKABLE" then tell them through a message. Keep it CONFIDENTAL!!! You would be surprised to see how many people think that you are kissable or fuckable. So make sure that you REPOST to give others the chance to tell you what they may think about you!! You know that you are a little curious!!! HURRY AND RE-POST THIS WITH "KISSABLE or FUCKABLE"

Soft ,emotional Intimacy
Soft morning light, that infuses warmly into the waking soul. The incandescence of the midday sun, that sears like your passion, raging through every pulsating vein and sinew. Serenity like the tired day, when she rests her weary head, shuts her eyes allowing peace to reign. in caped dreams. Darkness luminescent with the soft white aura, emanating from the perpetual majestic brilliant orb. Celestial bodies scintillating upon the dark backdrop, and whispered nuances of sensual phrases, captured on the wisps of a gentle breeze. Emotions swell, tremendous love surges, ecstasy flows like a profluent stream. Desires stirring within like butterflies set free. evoking with tenderness, the amorism of loving warmth and emotional intimacy.

Funny
Accident Report This one needs an introduction, so you won't be lost at the beginning. This man was in an accident at work, so he filled out an insurance claim. The insurance company contacted him and asked for more information. This was his response: "I am writing in response to your request for additional information, for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient. I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80-foot tower. When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now unneeded tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in a small barrel by using the pulley attached to the gin pole at the to

Tasting You
Your hands reach out and touch me With a delicacy as soft as silk You so gently caress my body As I savour the moment Of your sensual fragrant bouquet Your honeyed kiss lingers, Dripping sweet nectar As I taste you sweetness upon my lips, And with every breath I take, You infuse my being, With a heady sense of passion And I become more intoxicated With the redolence of sensual desire Drinking this moment with exuberance With you laying beside me In Silence, But only for our heartbeats… Allowing the fervour to linger eternally!

Bush Did The Nuclear War Crime Hitler Only Dreamed Of
Please Rate This Blog Bush Did The Nuclear War Crime Hitler Only Dreamed Of George Bush Has Committed Hitler’s Dream War Crime Bush as Commander in Chief of the US Army has authorized the dropping of 10 million pounds of dirty radiation bombs all over Iraq and Afghanistan. During World War Two the Nazis had a plan to drop Uranium Radiation Bombs, or dirty bombs, all over London. In fact the Nazis shipped thousands of pounds of uranium metals to Japan so that Japan could spread them over US cities. The Atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima had less than 20 pounds of Radioactive Uranium. Yet Bush has spread more than 500,000 times as much radioactive dust, 10 million pounds of it, all over Iraq, primarily in the big cities where millions of people live. The Death rate in Iraq is now twice what it was before Bush Lied America into the Bush Iraq War it is no wonder that Bush has killed over 350,000 innocent women and children since 2003. All forms of Uranium are radioact

Worst Day Of My Life!
Ok so as some of you know, Im madly in love with nsync, and i have been since 4th grade. Well im sooooo in love with a guy named JC from there. well he came to Rochester NY today!!! Thats only like 45 minutes from my house!!! I was crying cause i was so happy and my friend was going to take me and everything! Last minute...she called saying "she didnt feel like it" Omg ....since 4th flippen grade it was my biggest dream to meet him..and he came sooo close.......but nooooooooooooo GAHHH I HATE THIS!

Kid Contest Updated.....
~ Kid Contest Updates ~ 1st Kid...... with 47 comments 2nd Kid...... with 178 comments 3rd Kid...... with 12 comments 4th Kid...... with 3 comments 5th Kid...... with 1839 comments 6th Kid...... with 1945 comments 7th Kid...... with 6 comments 8th Kid...... with 148 comments 9th Kid...... with 1 comment 10th Kid...... with 1 comment So Far so good! remember u can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

There's The Same Hotel
There's the same hotel, and we can go there now We can go there now if you want to Through the doors of that rented room Yeah, we stumbled through It was only hours It seemd such a short while We had no time to cry Or sit and wonder why We had so many things started to say We had to get through We tried the cinema Within half an hour We had to go find someplace else More. . . you know We tried a drinking bar It gets so very hot And when the cab ride ahead seems too long We go fuck in the bathroom We can't afford the time to sit and cry Or to wonder why We've got so many things started to say We had to get through Through the doors of that rented room Yeah, we stumbled through We had so many things started to say We had to get through We can't afford the time to sit and cry Or to wonder why We've got so many things started to say We had to get through We haven't got the time for telling lies Or to even try There's o

I Know What Boys Like ~ Vitamin C
Boys, boys He you wanna know something? Boys, boys Boys like girls I know what boys like I know what guys want I know what boys like I've got what boys want Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh I know what boys like I know what guys want I seem them looking (looking) I make them want me I like to tease them And they want to touch me I never let them I know what boys like I know what guys want I know what boys like Boys like, boys like me I got my cat moves That so upsets them Zippers and buttons Fun to frustrate them They get so angry Like pouty children Denied their candy I laugh right at them I know what boys like I know what guys want I know what boys like I've got what boys want Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh I know what boys like I got what boys want I know what boys like Boys like, boys like, boys like me I think you're special I might let you You're so much different I might let you There's no one like you I might let you Or would you like th

Poet & Sex
(After a friend asked me why I didn't write more poems about sex) For one thing, it's hard to get away with, caught as we are red-handed in the Chamber of Mimesis, one of those kinky rooms with mirrors all over the walls and ceiling where we hope to satisfy our unspeakable needs but get instead an abyss of dwindling reflections. Also, it's less like being in bed with a lover than standing alone in front of a copy machine Xeroxing her panties and bra. Snaps and garters give way to the block and tackle of narrative, which no amount of fumbling will undo. Now tell me, does that sound like fun to you? Sometimes, however, while we are looking elsewhere, the green-gold dust of pollen falls and begins to settle over everything like an idea that takes over without our knowing and adds a glow to whatever we see, and we find ourselves in the middle of a sentence we want to keep going, clause after clause, as if the sinuosities of syntax were the suave unfolding of limbs

The Otter
When you plunged The light of Tuscany wavered And swung through the pool From top to bottom. I loved your wet head and smashing crawl, Your fine swimmers’ back and shoulders Surfacing and surfacing again This year and every year since. I sat dry-throated on the warm stones. You were beyond me. The mellowed clarities, the grape-deep air Thinned and disappointed. Thank God for the slow loadening When I hold you now We are close and deep As the atmosphere on the water. My two hands are plumbed water. You are my palpable, lithe Otter of memory In the pool of the moment, Turning to swim on your back, Each silent thigh-shaking kick Re-tilting the light, Heaving the cool at your neck. And suddenly you’re out, Back again, intent as ever, Heavy and frisky in your freshened pelt, Printing the stones. __________________ "Never, never, never show a poem to anybody until you have worked on it in solitude for at least six months."lol,Who the ....can wai

Soulmate Love
With your soulmate you find a forever love, it bring more warmth than the sun above. With each year that does pass, this love grows stronger than the last. The two of you share everything in life, from money, goals, happiness, to troubles and strife. With each other, whole you do feel and are, apart, it's like a cloud that covers a star. Nothing in life seems as bright or as good, doesn't feel right or go as it should. With your soulmate you each always seem to know, what's not been said and your face doesn't show. You are so linked in soul and mind, your hearts know all there is to find. This bring you both more warmth than the sun above, when you've found your soulmate, that forever love. My soulmate is what I'm looking to find, to share that love that's better than all other kind. Spending the rest of life wrapped in warmth and light, from soulmate love shared, every day and night. Done By Christine

Fidelity - Regina Spektor (this Is Such A Pretty Song)
I never loved nobody fully Always one foot on the ground And by protecting my heart truly I got lost in the sounds I hear in my mind All these voices I hear in my mind all these words I hear in my mind all this music And it breaks my heart And it breaks my heart And it breaks my heart It breaks my heart And suppose I never met you Suppose we never fell in love Suppose I never ever let you kiss me so sweet and so soft Suppose I never ever saw you Suppose we never ever called Suppose I kept on singing love songs just to break my own fall Just to break my fall Just to break my fall Break my fall Break my fall All my friends say that of course its gonna get better Gonna get better Better better better better Better better better I never love nobody fully Always one foot on the ground And by protecting by heart truly I got lost In the sounds I hear in my mind All these voices I hear in my mind all these words I hear in my mind All this music And i

Jackson's Back In The U.s.a...lock The Doors And Keep Your Kids Safe...
Apparently Michael Jackson just can't beat it. After more than a year of living abroad following his acquittal on child-molestation charges, Michael Jackson has returned to his homeland. Following his June 2005 acquittal, Jackson, 48, has bounced around from Bahrain to Ireland to France, only twice making public appearances, picking up lifetime achievement awards from the MTV Japan Video Music Awards in Tokyo and the World Music Awards in London. Late last month, Jackson, 48, resurfaced for the first time on his native soil as one of the eulogists at James Brown's final memorial service Dec. 30 in Augusta, Georgia. Now, publicist Raymone K. Bain says that Jackson plans to finally stay put, but she declined to elaborate on where exactly he was setting up shop. Last year, he laid off a major percentage of his staff and closed down the main house at Neverland Ranch. News of Jackson's return was first reported Friday by the Associated Press and came after a conference cal

My New Skin!! Thanks You Nikki I Love It!! You Rock!!
OK PPL HERES THE DEAL I LOVE THIS NEW SKIN I WANT YALL TO SHOW IT SOME LOVE THIS LADY DID A KICK ASS FUCKING JOB ON IT... SO THE FIRST PERSON TO SEND MY NEW LOOK 25 USER COMMENTS GETS A GIFT FROM ME !!!SMOOCHES LADY K

Union Of Concerned Scientists
I wanted to let you know about the Union of Concerned Scientists. The Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS) is a nonprofit partnership of scientists and citizens combining rigorous scientific analysis, innovative policy development and effective citizen advocacy to achieve practical environmental solutions. To check out the Union of Concerned Scientists, go to http://www.ucsusa.org From their website, you can sign up for the UCS action network which provides a way for you to send e-mails and faxes to your elected officials on the most pressing environmental issues of the day. You can also sign up for the newsletter Greentips, which offers a range of suggestions for readers to reduce their environmental impact in their everyday activities. Or there's the newsletter FEED--Food and Environment Electronic Digest-- a collection of timely, informative news snippets written for consumers and others with a particular interest in food safety and agricultural issues. Finally, you can si

Just One Of Those Days
Its just one of those days today, I feel like I'm not doing a thing right. I donno S*** just gets old real quick, and like I said before I know when something bad is gonna happen cause I'm happy the day before. I'm just so sick of getting happy then feeling horrible soon after. I just don't know what to do anymore... writing helps me blow off steam though *SIGH* I just keep hoping it all get better...

Food Spoilage Test
Finally, a way to know what to throw-out and what to save! EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. MAYONNAISE: If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled. FROZEN FOODS: Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled -- (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife. EXPIRATION DATES: This is NOT a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Perhaps you'd benefit by having a calendar in your kitchen. MEAT: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled. BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable "spots" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth are

Whisper Of A Hot Angel
Nay, proclaim'th he, for sweet charity hath placed me within whisper of an angel, low that I doth jest at her mortality. For jest I may as jest I might But thee wouldst find mine lust Little jests at night! Nay, the jest mightst be in nibbles, A little per-loin for pleasure of groin And ravishment upon chest and nipples! But sup on sweet soul may have to suffice, Gravy of laughter and merry fun after, To dine on friendship and sage advice. Seems tis the province of the chaste To not take pleasure in ample measure, Tho tis much a shame and such a waste!

" She Moved Me In Ryme"
It may be too late for me 'cause I was born in a different time. But she's the only one that I've ever wanted. I've never met anyone that moved me to rhyme. Before her I just breathed in and out. I still breath in and out but now with a purpose to rhyme.

A Tourists Guide To Driving In New York City
A Tourists Guide to Driving In New York City I've spent many years driving in NYC both for work and for pleasure. I thought I'd share some insights to the skills and mindset needed to drive here for any of you that might ever be thinking of doing so. Hope this is helpful. 1) DO NOT DRIVE IN NEW YORK CITY!!! There's no reason for you to drive here. We've got trains, taxis, ferries, buses, horse drawn cariages, helicopters, rickshaws (really!), trams, and many more ways to get you wherever you need to go, and faster than you could drive there anyway. Seriously...park your car in Fort Lee, NJ and take a bus into Manhattan. Trust me, you have no idea what you're getting into driving here. 2) Here's how the streets work.... There are 12 "avenues" that run north-south. The first through third are 1st, 2nd and 3rd Avenue. 1st and 3rd go north only while 2nd goes south only. The fourth is Lexington, except in Harlem where it's Malcolm X Boulevard....it goes south The fifth is Madi

T Sc Gang Bill: New Invasion On Our Civil Liberties
From my bro Fast Freds Ezine Subscribe or unsubscribe to FastFred's Biker Ezine with the instructions located at http://www.fastfreds.com/join.htm 1) SC Gang Bill: New Invasion on Our Civil Liberties 2) Bad Bob Update: ABATE officer recovering from and ROW crash ********************************************************************** 1) SC Gang Bill: New Invasion on Our Civil Liberties ********************************************************************** http://www.fastfreds.com/articles/scgangbill.html SC Gang Bill: New Invasion on Our Civil Liberties by: Paul N.Uricchio,III of Uricchio and Associates Law Firm I have been a practicing criminal and accident attorney for over 30 years and feel reasonably qualified to express my opinion regarding the new invasion on our civil liberties. Through my membership with ABATE I was recently made aware of a bill pending before the South Carolina Legislature that seeks to amend Chapter 8, Title 16 of the Code of Laws of

Why????
I wanna know why it is so hard to let go of the death of my best friend and why my heart and my mind will not except the fact that he is gone. It os 2:30 am on 1/28 and well i can't sleep so I am sitting here crying my eyes out with no one to talk to and feeling no one cares, 2 days away from the sixth month aniversay of his death and it doesn't seem that he has been gone that long. I thought the more months that went by the easier it was suppose to get and well all I can see is that it is gettin harder. I feel like I am never going get over this and that I need to be in the ground with him to make this easier on me, but I know that is not what is best for my son I try to but this in that back of my mind and go on but it sooooohard and I just want it to get easier and I can't get there. I wanna know why I am scared to move on with my life. I wanna know why I feel like I am gonna fuck up a wet dream w/instructions; thanks Eric for the new saying;but so can most men, as you see I said

Want,wanting And Wanted
wanting to touch you... wanting to feel your racing heart beat... wanting to feel your warm breath on my neck... wanting to have our bodies touch... wanting your fingers to trace my body... wanting to kiss you in places that have never been kissed... wanting to give passion like you've never had before... wanting to fullfill your fantasy to the fullest.... wanting to have your tender lips against mine.... wanting and waiting for that special moment to have you all to myself.... god, how i love you....

Shshhhhhhhhhhh..take Me
In the twilight of morning, when dreams still linger I turn to that other world where the rules of this reality colide. Let me stay there, for I am tired of bending to the rules of this world. I remember you in another life. You were just as wrong for me then as you are now, but I still wanted you. There are yet things I want to do to you. For I have never completely let go. If I could forget the troubles of this world, help me forget I am someone else so I could show you things I'm capable of With someone who shares my addiction for beauty, for the flesh, for the high that can still get higher between two shameful beings such as ourselves. Shhhhhhh, let the other feelings go. I just want to please you. Maybe you can pretend you are someone else So I don't have to lie. There are other means of contacting me... Shhhhhh, listen to my fantasy: I only want you to find a way of bringing me closer to you. Councel me in my carreer, pretend you are safe for a while. And if you

Your Song Moves Me Still
It spins in the dream Immensely powerful Rotating radiant in magnificent motion Captivating in its completion An all encompassing sentient circle. The pivot of Nothing that knows All In the place that physics cannot Confine to the lines of equations Cannot pinpoint Cannot place For it is everywhere In everytime In every moment To the edge of the dream Where time does not drive the march to the drum Where pinpricks of light Dissolve edges of individuality Expansion to previous states remembered Carried on the timbre and tone of a song It lifts, envelops and leads I have known this path I have been here before The song engraved in my heart Before the script was forgotten Edges dissolve as the soul stirs Resonating to the essence Not carried in the words But the

Daily Devotional For 1/28/07
January 27 - Daily Feast Volume II Trust is a fragile gem that most people never intend to lose. Too often a promise is easily made and easily broken. It reveals a deeper nature that may never have been trustworthy. A Cherokee elder once commented, "Indian may forgive - but Indian never forget." No grudge, but wisdom that a trust shattered one time may well be broken again. Trust is a stand - a ga to gv - says the Cherokee. If the Spirit is trustworthy, then we should be trustworthy. He is the Gem, the Power of the stand we take. We personally have no power - but the Gem has it all. ~ The Indian world was devoted to living; the European world to getting. ~ HISTORIAN, 1764 "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 27 "There is no death. Only a change of worlds." --Chief Seattle, SUQWAMISH AND DUWAMISH The Elders tell us of the other dimension, the Spirit World. Our spirit in our bod

Sending Comments...
Sending comments to all I think is sexy and I am warned that it is spam for sending the same thing over and over. I did not get to send to alot of people so my apologies! ************** Been able to sit here a little bit longer than last week. Was so sick, I was lucky to stay out of bed more than two hours! This wierd weather is going to do me in as well. First it gets nice and spring like and overnight it is in the 20's! Know how one used to put spring clothes up and bring out the winter clothes? I leave them all where they are and dress according to the day as it is always different. Bf did not go last Friday to be admitted to the hosp. He will go Monday evening. This way he can get his tests and come home. The VA basically shuts down for the weekend and he did not want to be in the hosp all weekend. My sex drive is still on low. Briefly played with my nipples and got a small reaction. Too tired for anything else. Was thinking about man's hands on the

On Being Me....
On my page its says Im Southren, Im Wiccan and Im a Bitch....I consider myself very proud and honoured to be all three. On bein Southren....No I aint from the deep south Im just a hick from Kentucky but I wave my confederate flag with pride...And no I am NOT a racist! Lets not git thangs confused here. I have taken more than a few ass chewins over my showin of the flag. I am against prejudice of any kind and for many years would not even allow a con. flag in my home, yet when Ga. decided to remove the flag because of the controversy and its connections with the klan I got to thinking how sad that was because the flag has such deep ties with the souths heritage and did have long before the negative connotations with any organizations, it IS after all just a flag, and can only mean whatever mean what meaning we ascribe to it....So instead of seeing it as a symbol of prejudice death and hatred I see it as a symbol of my heritage and roots for which I am proud. So, with that said, Ill k

Illusions
Illusions of the temporal cortex cluttering up My mind. overbearing feeling losing track of time. ropes, cuffs or tied with flowering vines. baring your soft skin upon the cross in My mind with roses and lace in a flowering moment of time with the leather in limbo in mid stoke hanging with this rhyme the thrashing upon your back the welts and pleasure it leaves every time the floating in to subspace you in yours, Me in mine. blocking out the world chained to a moment in time the baring of both souls .trust, loyalty and honor upon the cuffs inscribed… Scott baker

Mommy/dadd/ And Kid Contest
I am going to have my first contest well actually I am having two seperate categories in this one. I am taking 10 contestants in each category. Its the best mother/child picture and best father/child picture. This is going to b a race to 3000 comments and the winners can choose either a platinum cherry, Diamond ring, diamond earrings, mens bracelet, mens ring, or a rolex. I will start taking entires now and this is a comment bomb so feel free to comment your own pictures and ratings dont matter. good luck all and happy bombing!! Also, I want a clickable link to your photo you want to use sent to em in a private message. Bear with me everyone this is my first contest!! I will also give every contestant a flashy heart or keg. you choose!!

When Darkness Overcomes
When Darkness Overcomes Dark and evil plots, infinity rules this place Conversing within yourself, The Devil rears it's ugly face Misunderstood neglected inner persons, interact Not caring of the consequences, or even thinking once of that Lost in demonlike conversions, without a hand to grab Completion creeps up slowly, transformations were all you had Uncontrollable repetition continuing, its detremental to your health And yet you let it take you, falling deeper into yourself Jenni

Thats Not Actually Going To Happen..
Subject: Peach Skittle Message: YOU MUST PLAY! OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU!THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE IS TO PICK THE SKITTLE THAT REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE! OH BY THE WAY, DO NOT IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DO HE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16 AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU! Yellow Skittle: Taken And About To Break Up Red Skittle: Taken And Lovin every minute of it Purple Skittle: Taken And Confused Orange Skittle: Crushing On Someone Blue Skittle: love someone who doesn't love you back Peach Skittle: Single and crushing, but confused as to whether they like you back or not Pink Skittle: Like someone who likes you back but not going out.... Green Skittle: Just broke up with sumone, but still have feelings for them Teal Skittle: Single not loving it or hating it just living with it but still are crushing on a guy/gurl Lime Green Skittle: just feel like layin back and let the right person come to you White Skittle: In an a

And In Other Penis Pump News...
Bristow, OK- Judge Donald Thompson was sentenced to four years in prison for indecent exposure after he was caught masturbating under his robes with the aid of a penis pump. The pump's whoosh-whoosh sound was audible on a tape of a murder trial, and investigator's found semen on Thompson's chair and robes. The judge claimed the pump was a gag gift. "In 20/20 hindsight," he said, "I should have thrown it away."

Enough To Bitch About
ok so ive had a really crappy day, I went to the gym and took it out on the pilates ball so im a little better now. but ticked off none the less. why do i vent in blogs, i think so i wont get ridiculed (some what of a word) in real life... so for now im gonna go light some candles listen to my ipod and melt in a bubble bath for 9 hours.... ok maybe not that long... if ya love me leave me a message and i'll get back to you eventually... MWAH!

For All The Great Guys Left
To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants!!!!!!!!!! To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. TO EVERY GUY THAT WOULD SIT AND WAIT FOR HER FOR HOURS JUST TO

Do You Follow Yor Heart Or Your Head
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?

Worn Eyes:
Worn eyes: Like dried leaves my hands are feeling the years. No tears left in the crying jar from lost hopes and lost fears. Becoming complacent with time and the years. Growing numb with my words falling upon deaf ears! The knowledge is mine but I play dumb at the game. To keep them at a hum! Or is it just to drive me insane? Seeing the past I hope it will not repeat my heart is tattered. worn and beat. Looking into there eyes the gleam is gone. There is not sex appeal just a old worn out song. So as my back tweaks and I slouch over. I will be the dirty old man but just a day older. By Scott baker

Friends List
OK I'm gonna waste my typing energy to say again, that if you are on my friends list, and cant take the time to respond when I say or message Hi to you, then what the heck are you on my list for? Just to look at ? Sheesh. AND YES, I am being grumpy at 3:30 in the dang morning.

Personal Responsibility
"Refuse to make excuses or blame anyone for anything." -- Brian Tracy. "I now realize there are millions of self-made millionaires who started with nothing. They dug inside themselves to find the answers and they succeeded. There is nothing anyone else can do that I can't do." -- Dean Graziosi. "The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands." -- Robert M. Pirsig. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first." -- Mark Twain.

Really Had A Shite Weekend
late thursday night i had a phone call from my mum saying that her mum had been taken into hospital after suffering a major stroke !! i took my mum down to the hospital and stayed there till early hours where we were told that my grandma wouldnt get better and basically we didnt know how long she would have left to live !! :0( on friday i went to the funeral of my hubbys grandad which was really sad it was horrible to see his family and how distraught they were about loosing him but i kept thinking about him being at peace and with my son joshua i wrote a little poem that we put on a vard with his flowers it said ... to say goodbye is to set you free freedom from all your pain to rest in peace to be the soul of the person you are again goodbye isnt forever farewell wont be long we will all one day be together, till then we must be strong ... so from the funeral i then spent the remainder of the day at my grandmas bed .. saturday i went up as soon as hubby got bac

Bf Application
bf application... come one fill it out !! lol BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos?: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so, would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so, would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so, what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I want

50 Odd Things
If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'2 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? nope 4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen? nope 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? no not really 6. What do you think of hot dogs? i don't know there ok 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Don't really have one 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? water 9. Can you do push ups? I guess 10. Is your bathroom clean? yes 12. Do you like painkillers? if i need them yeah 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I'm a nympho lol 14.Do you own a knife? no 15. Do you have A.D.H.D? no but it seems to happen a lot lol 16. Middle Name? Marie 17.What's your normal bed time? whenever I get really tired 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: milk, juice, water 20. What time did you wake

When The Children Cry
I see on a daily basis children crying. It hurts my heart so much. I wish that I could take thier pain and heal them with my touch. Unfortunate are the little ones who come from broken homes. They go to school, get teased all day. At them, the popular throw stones. Its just not right and it isnt fair. They didnt ask for life. They didnt ask to suffer like this. They just want to feel right. Society has pissed me off for how its so screwed up. Show these children the love they NEED, Act like we give a fuck. I know I do and I show it well. Its called tears in my heart. Cus when I see these little ones it tears me all apart. I know how they feel and I know how they hurt. I too was once that child. I came from a very broken home. With no love shown, I ran like I was wild. These children need us and our voice. They need to know we care. They need to feel some love from us. They nee

The Boat Trip
The boat trip Two months had past since our last fishing trip as a threesome with Gary. Since that time things had gone along back to normal. Once back on land everybody resumed their normal roles, Kathy being the great little housewife, Gary the best friend and me just enjoying their company. Gary and I continued to fish nearly every weekend and though he and Kathy may have joked and seemed more relaxed around each other, there was no indication that they were fooling around when I wasn't around or that they were going to "run off together", it had been a one time incident and ashore they were back to their platonic "he's your friend, she's your wife" state. We had a long weekend coming up with a Monday holiday so Gary and I planned another trip back to the middle grounds with the full intent of actually doing some real fishing this time. Yeah right! Kathy decided that she wanted to go again. I ask her if she intended a repeat of the last trip. She said she didn't have it planned, she

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having

Jennifer Knapp - Undo Me
Jennifer Knapp - Undo Me Lyrics Papa I think I messed up againWas it something I did? Was it something I said? I don't mean to do you wrong it's just this way of human nature!Sister I know I let you down. I can tell by the fact you're never comin around. You don't have to say a thing..I can tell by your eyes exactly what you mean That it's time to get down on my knees and pray.Lord undo me Put away this flesh and boneTil you own this spirit threw me.Lord undo me. Mama I know I made you cry But I never meant to hurt you I never meant to lie.While the world shook it's head in shameI let you take the blame.Brother I know you labored so hard to pleaseBut I cut you down and I left you on your kneesWell I know it must be Time To get down on my knees and pray.Lord undo mePut away this flesh and boneTil you own this spirit threw me.Lord undo me.... I am wanting, needing, guilty & greedy.Unrighteous, unholy undo me.Abba father you must wonder whyMore times than Peter I have

If Love Only......
If love only knew how scared I was, How unsure of my happiness I could be. If love only knew how strange it seemed, That someone like you would be perfect for me If I was to say to the one who I met That love conquered all, surely I'd set A precedent bound by the thickness of fate And eventually love would slap me straight The pain that I feel is shadowed by nothing It is open, a wound which bleeds And like a man tethered to a bottle My world revolves around you Forgive me dear lady, my sadness consumes The shallow man, whose love you once knew Forgive me dear lady, your heart is released And with one final breath, if love only knew My heart, it has failed me, my mind faltered too To the faintest of glimpses I look for you Somehow you surround me in all that I do My heart is your victim, my love hurt you too If love only knew what it is that I'd do To remember the joy that we shared without sadness For what good is memory lest you have more to make And

The Waves........................
I saw you from a distance, dressed in cool white, the sweet curves of your body outlined against the shimmering sands. As we got closer to each other the stars shone into a myriad of twinkling lights celebrating in harmony with joy as they felt love wafting between us. I am now very close to you and see a smile from those ruby lips, inviting a kiss. I take you in my arms and gaze deeply in your eyes. The look of love, the desire to hold and cherish all mount as I hold you close. I feel the warmth of your body and the beat of your heart. We kiss, gently at first, our lips brushing each other's and then I feel your lips part and our tongues dance together, kissing deeper and with passion. I can feel your heart beating faster. I bring my lips to the nape of your neck and my hands slide down and caress the length of your body. We part briefly and look at each other and know that we must act on the force of our desire as our senses demand. As we lie on the white sands, the waves lappi

The Sunflower
A sunflower must follow The rules of gravity. When its florets ripen With hundreds of edible seeds It must bend its body Into the earth's bosom And allow the birds To eat to its seeds That are rich in oil A woman must follow The rules of romance. When her lips ripen With hundreds of edible kisses She must surrender herself Into her man's arms And allow him To eat her kisses That are rich in passion A sunflower on a sunny day Will turn its face Towards the sun And with joyful eyes Watch it move across the sky A woman on her wedding day Will turn her veiled face Towards her husband-to-be And with eyes soaked in matrimonial joy Watch him move across her soul The nickname for Kansas Is the Sunflower State For it is where Every sunflower dreams of living The nickname for a man's heart Should be Kansas For it is where Every sunflower woman dreams of living

There's No Charge For Love
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy. > >>> > >>>"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies." > >>> > >>>"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, > >>>"These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money." > >>> > >>>The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?" > >>>"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle "Here, Dolly!" he called. Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. > >>> > >>>The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delig

More Beautiful Are Women
Beautiful are butterflies Acting as messengers of nature Who do not bite, Sting or transmit diseases But More beautiful are women Acting as messengers of God Who romantically bite On the male species And sting them With their feminine passion As they transmit Their heavenly love into men’s souls Beautiful are butterflies being watched By a person with binoculars As a form Of outdoor enjoyment But More beautiful are women being watched By a marriage-minded man As a way Of selecting his blushing bride-to-be Beautiful is a White Admiral Butterfly In dappled sunlight Drinking the sweet liquid Secreted by bramble flowers But More beautiful is a Take-Charge Woman In morning rays of sunlight Taking in the sweetness Secreting from her man’s Flowery-soft love Butterflies and Women Both are beautiful In their own unique ways But they alike in one way, As both move about With carefree ease And add beauty To wherever they are

Go Deeper
Romans 11:33 “O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are His judgments, and His ways past finding out!” We must guard ourselves against lowering the standard of God’s Word to our level of understanding or political correctness. And we must guard ourselves against raising our standard of tradition above the standard of His Word. The Bible is not meant to be paraded past the judgment bar of your mind. You can argue with it, but why? You can pick up and read any other book, but this is the book that reads you. It pulsates with life and power. It cuts, burns, crushes, and wields mountain-moving power. His Word has a life of its own. It is the voice of God to you. You cannot refuse it, deny it, distort it, or dilute it. You can only bow before it. When was the last time you studied the history behind the Word of God? Search the Internet or go to a bookstore or your church’s library and study how the translations wer

Queen Isabelle
Sweet Nectar Passion emerges Sounds of pleasure become stronger What is I'm feeling You continue Your lips never leaving my body Your tongue travels down, down You bite and kiss my tender foreskin You stay there awhile Mixing lip bites with deep, wet sucks Till we drown in sweet nectar Together

( . ) ( . ) The Time ,is.....( . ) ( . )
Time Passes He comes again My fantasies rewarded I can't wait I hunger for his desires I want my lips all over him I want to feel numb outside and warm and tingly inside I want to journey far away Bringing with me This potent food of sex

Going Away
Well to all my friends here I just wanted to let you all know I am not going to be on this site for awhile. My grandfather fell ill and does not look good so I am leaving first thing in the morning to Puerto Rico. But I will be back! Take care to all! XOXO Elisa

Wtf??
...Now more than 3000 US troops have died in the Iraq war. Now George Bush says that he is fighting to keep from another attack on American soil. He does not want Americans to be killed. Well I say look at that number of how many of Americans that have been killed in Iraq. You don’t want them to die on American soil...but I guess it is ok to die else where . More than 3000 US troops have died and the body count is increasing everyday. I say that Bush should be ashamed of himself. Now you may disagree with me...but that body count does not lie. Do you realize that the number of troops that have died is more than the number of who died on Nine eleven. And the body count is growing . So when I hear the argument that Bush is protecting us from terrorist I get upset. Because I ask you this who is protecting us from Bush? that death count is the official death count in actuality the number is much higher

Metaphysical Forecast For Jan.31st-feb.6th Group Consiousness
Group Consciousness Welcome to another week of self-exploration and universal understanding. You start your week forecast of major transit on the Wednesday 31st when Mercury, the planet of communication at 28º Aquarius will sextile Pluto, the planet of regeneration and soul evolution at 28º Sagittarius. This transit will arouse your love of mysteries. You have a need to penetrate below the surface layer of reality today, which will reveal the deeper purpose behind your friends motive too share and communicate with you. Today you have a desire to know the soul truth behind all that is said. Your thoughts will be deep and penetrating, and you will be willing and able to ask searching questions for the truth. Today you are above deception and you will investigate any attempt of distorting the truth. The Full Moon is Thursday at 9:45 pm pst. This is When the feminine and receptive Moon at 13º Leo will be in opposition to the masculine and enlightening Sun at 13º Aquarius. This month’s Fu

National Freedom Day
Hello everybody, I hope this blog finds you all in great health and good spirits. As the title says, it is National Freedom Day and I couldn't think of a better way to let everyone out there know about it then by posting this blog. Many of you may not know that I am a Military brat as well as a proud Military Veteran. I served my Country with pride and respect as did my Father, Grand Father, younger brother & two cousins. Before all of you President bashers and tree huggers get all huffy about what you think about our participation in the Iraq war STOP!! This about your Freedom, and regardless of your political views and standpoints, you have got to appreciate that. I mean , if it wasn't for the Military and the wars and our Government you wouldn't even have the opportunity to say all the stupid shit you say anyway! All I ask is that you take the time to appreciate your Freedom and those fighting for it, for those who have fought in the past and have died for it and of course tho

Ben's Head: The Fire (in Many Voices)
Originally Published, 10/25/06 Myself: For the better part of three months now, I have been playing with fire. Up until this point, I've not been burned. My fascination with this particular flame has been incurable and, no matter how I've tried, I keep pushing my hand in. Its not like I'm normally the Risktaker. Aristotle: "The wise man does not needlessly expose himself to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently." Myself: I never said I was a wise man. Robert Frost: "Two roads diverged in a wood and I - - I took the one less travelled by. That has made all the difference." Myself: My whole life (with a few exceptions) has been sterile and safe. The moments when I did do the unordinary were selfish - I was escaping that which I wasn't happy about in my home life and also in myself. Flock Of Seagulls: "And I ran. I ran so far away." Myself: When you say you

How To Clean Your Toilet
How To Clean Your Toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate! and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Will Be....
I will be cleaning my friends list in the next few days. If I haven't heard or talked to you in some time you will be deleted. As most of you know I do like leaving comments for my friends and when the list is full of people that I never actually talk too it gets hard to leave love for real friends. So if you get deleted don't be to suprised. You were deleted because we never talk. Also if you would like to be kept or deleted, either way, please let me know. Thank you all and have a most wonderful day!

I Think We Should Pick Our Family
i was in a chick fight tonight... i got into a chick fight with my cousin a little while ago. shes from mexico & we were sitting at the kitchen table when my aunt asked me where the hell i was all day. i told her with mike and she said you're always with that military boy. ::which is a HUGE lie cuz i hadnt seen him in like two weeks:: then my cousin said that all people who join the military are mindless morons who would pour soda over themselves if given an order to do so. and that military families come out retarded because of how theyre brought up. then she started bad mouthing sean for joining the marines...::by this point i was pissed::....then she said that of course i spent the day with the guard boy because i had to have some time with someone equally as retarded as me....so i got up grabbed the glass she was drinking from and poured it over her head. then she threw my soda at me..i pushed her....she hit me..anyway after we rolled around trying to win and after much hair pul

Grrrrrr
Currently up to my arse in recycling at work. Nuff said. Might have to go and live on an island somewhere for a bit (quick note to the smart arses, yes, I know Britain is an island. I mean one with no one else on it). Is it possible to be a curmudgeon in your twenties? People are really starting to annoy me. I need to gather up a few people I like (send your names if you wanna be on the list) and sod off somewhere quiet. Then again, I am reading The Stand, and that tends to make me think in terms of wiping out 99% of humankind. You know, just for the funnies. I haven't done anything evil for at least I week. I must be losing my touch. Here endeth the ramble.

Pet Diary
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:00 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary: Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an

Nothing
It’s the nothing we all become The dark we all face The pain and fear that hides within our hearts The feelings that hits us all All the dreams that disappears in the morning And the hope that stays in our hearts waiting to break free And no matter how many tears I cry Nothing can change the past It’s just like another knife in my hand And it feels like just another knife in my heart

Pamper
Treat her like a Queen. Delve into her tomorrows. Listen to her sorrows. Fill her heart with desire. As you light her soul on fire. Bring gifts to her alter. Don't be slack or falter, heap songs of love on her Psalter. Adore her every sensual movement. Cherish her quintessential loved filled moments. Let your lips collide in perpetual bridal bliss Enter into her sweet lips. As you enter into her bedroom eyes Remember to caress her tender thighs. Dress her anew in your hot flames of splendor. Basking in spicy savors from her surrender. Give heart filled praise and treat her like Queen Adelaide. Make your bed her throneroom accolade. Remember to move slowly to her rhythmic heat. Atone for your often miscreate habits of ill deceit. Love her long and love her hard.

My Birth Month
Your Birth Month is May Unique and creative, you seek your own path in life. You love change and are able to adapt to any situation. Your soul reflects: Sweetness, joy, and a complete life. Your gemstone: Emerald Your flower: Lily of the Valley Your colors: Yellow, red, and green What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

The Truth About Online Dating
By Robert Epstein - Scientific American About two years ago I arranged to meet for coffee with a woman I had corresponded with online. I arrived early and sat at a table in a conspicuous spot. After a few minutes, a woman came to my table, sat down and said with big smile, "Hi, I'm Chris!" But Chris was not the woman in the online photos. This wasn't a question of an age discrepancy or a new hairdo. She was a completely different woman. Chris was in marketing, you see, and to her it was simply a good strategy to post photographs that would draw in as many "customers" as possible. I never said a word about the photos. I just enjoyed our conversation and the refreshments. A few weeks later I noticed that Chris had replaced the photos with those of yet another woman. In the U.S. alone, tens of millions of people are trying to find dates or spouses online every day. How accurate are the ads they find? And just how successful is online dating compared with conventional dating? These

Me Myself And I
I kind of wish You were still here I'm going crazy To my fear I tend to talk To myself at night Before and after I turn off the light Actually I told a lie I talk to three in total: Me, Myself, and I Now those three always Have very open ears Plus they never speak a word Of anything they hear They're unjudgemental, understanding They never interrupt And if I am ever down They're quick to pick me up Whenever I tell a joke They always laugh out loud Therefore I just need those three Instead of a great big crowd Plus I know they Will be there till the end Because Me, Myself and I Are my only, and best friends!

How Do You Live Your Life?
How You Life Your Life You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot! Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down. How Do You Live Your Life?

An Introduction To Tantra Yoga Part 1
The Sanskrit word Tantra literally means "warp (on a loom)", or "extension". It proceeds from the verbal roots TAN - "to stretch, expound", and TRA - "to save", which give further hints upon the other meanings of the word Tantra. This name is applied both for a certain category of texts of the Oriental spirituality, and for the doctrine, and teachings which they contain. However, the Tantric texts, the TANTRA-s - and there are several hundreds of them: proper TANTRA-s, SHIVA AGAMA-s, VISHNU SAMHITA-s, SHAKTA NIGAMA-s, etc. - are written in a kind of "code language", so that without an oral explanation from a competent GURU, a lot of passages are bound to remain unclear. Moreover, there are still many untranslated, and secret Tantric texts under the dust of forgotten, or private libraries. All these, plus the extremely varied, and complicated nature of Tantrism renders the manipulation of a single definition almost impossible. That is why, it has been found useful to sketch some of t

Information On Asatru (part Ii)
Asatru Rituals and Practices: Their local religious communities are called Kindreds, Hearths, or Garths. Male priests are called Gothi; priestesses are Gythia The Blot: (pronounced "bloats") This is their most common religious ritual; it is a sacrifice to the Gods. In olden days, as with almost all ancient religions, an animal was consecrated to the deities and then slaughtered. This was not seen as a bribe or as a method of capturing the power of the dying animal. It is simply the way in which the ancient Norse shared their bounty with a gift to the Gods. Currently, the animal sacrifice has been replaced by the offer of beer, juice or mead. Afterwards, those present are either sprinkled with the liquid, or drink it in sequence. The Sumbel: This is a ritual drinking celebration, in which a horn filled with a drink is passed around the group. Each person delivers a greeting; a toast to the Gods, ancient heroes, or one's ancestors; or a story, song or poem. He or she then dri

Deep Water Fording W/ A Humvee
my deep water fording experience w/ a humvee,the water was freezin cold if you can't tell the expression on my face..... at this point i grabbed on the rail cause i noticed it was alot deeper than i thought it was,that definetly wasn't 5 ft of water....

High Tech At It's Best!
Three Women in a Sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. ....NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!"

Weeding Out The "crew" From The "wankers": Cleanin' House And Takin' Names On Ct
I've had a chance to go through my "friends" and "fan" lists...some people should just be disposed of. Swiftly, brutally and without apology. So that's what I'm doin' today. I have seen everything from terrified looking women in duct tape, with weapons held against them, to photos of people who don't look old enough to drive, in skimpy outfits while dirty old men leave comments that don't bear repeating. The Captain is pissed off and is making a list (and checking it twice) of people with this kind of shit on their pages. There is NOTHING artistic about hurting human beings. There is nothing redemptive about it either. It's sick, it's wrong and it's unforgivable. I don't really give a shit if someone's feelings are "hurt" if they find themselves blocked. Go cry to your druid or the demons at NAMBLA. A word about how fortunate these people are that this ISN'T the Renaissance, or any time period prior to 1900. In the good old days of piracy, let's just see what "

Sad News
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: SUPPORT TROOPS,(SSG SORENSON,(DIESEL)JUSTIN) Date: Feb 3, 2007 5:36 PM Subject: sad news Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, HungryJack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very sm art cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a cru

Imbolc
Imbolc was nice. I experience lots of nice things. I also found out i got kicked out of a bar for excessive drinking and stupid shit on my part. I gotta pace myself as far as drinking is concerned. NO more stupid shit when drink. Gotta keep it to a minimum. Besides i hate throwing up the lining of my stomach. It hinders with my masturbation hours (lol... but seriously i masturbate a 3 times during the day and i don't want anything interfering with that) and so moderation from here on out. I also need to find out a bridge point between count chocula and Vlad Dracula. SO no more drinking heavily until i get sick and start acting stupid and find out the similarites between Count Chocula and Dracula. I should have learned a long time ago but sadly i did not. SO from here on i will have to try harder not to be a dumb shit.

Stuffi Wrote Friday Night
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070201/ap_on_fe_st/bko_tallest_player Ok. I went to the barber today. ( I have drill tomarrow. ) I like the people there. I talked to them about the hostile stuff that is going on. I guess it's cheaper than strippers and councilers and stuff. I haven't been getting much sleep at night latly. I can't seem to sleep latly. I had to take my ex-gf to the physical therupist today. so I had to be there by 9am. I slept most of the day after that. Right now I'm watching a Chuck Norris movie. Logan's War. I watched Hard As Nails before that. What a fun movie that was... Lots of stabbing and sword fighting. Very little blood though. It was stupid but funny when looked at in the right way. It had lots of strippers, so I was happy. I guess I"ll see things are by tomarrow. Hopefull I make it to saltlake on time and stuff, and things go well. I talked to the recruiter today to see if he could help me out on the tuition assistance website thing. ( He doesn't kn

What Hurts The Most
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house That don’t bother me I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while Even though going on with you gone still upsets me There are days every now and again I pretend I’m ok But that’s not what gets me What hurts the most Was being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not seeing that loving you Is what I was tryin’ to do It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go But I’m doin’ It It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone Still Harder Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret But I know if I could do it over I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart That I left unspoken What hurts the most Is being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not

Reply
from: NinjaSabby~Ct Bouncer- date: 2007-02-04 06:27:07 subject: mumms read receipt: Yes replied: 2007-02-04 06:29:20 block user i really dont know why you got banned from doing mumms since there are about 19 other bouncers on the site.so i really dont know but i think it last for about 24hours or so.and we look at every mumm stash that is posted to verify things. and the person that you just referred to scott and whoever has just been warned by me to stop posting comments that are unappropiate and demeaning to other members and they will lose the risk of having their comments taken away if they keep doing that. so sorry if i cant be of much more help

Darwin Awards !! (priceless!!)
Subject: Darwin awards, the last one is UN~REAL! It's that time again... The Darwin Awards are finally out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of himas he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist. HONEST! Read on...And remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY. And the nominees were: *Semifinalist #1* A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. *Semifinalist #2* Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low a

~a Friendly Poem~
I REACH MY HAND OUT TO YOU YOU ARE MY FRIEND IF I NEVER HAVE ANTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD I CAN AT LEAST KNOW I SHARED A BOND WITH SOMEONE THAT REFLECTED THE GOOD IN ME A POSITIVE BALANCE OF UNDERSTANDING AND ADMIRATION AN INSPIRING MIND AND HEART AND A LOVING AND GENTLE SOUL THESE ARE THE FRIENDS I HAVE AND CHOOSE TO BE ACQUAINTED WITH

Free The Boston Two
For anyone who's been following the misplaced media uproar over the two artists who placed lighted depictions of the ATHF Mooninite characters in the city of Boston, This blog posting at REASON dot com is a must read... even if you haven't a clue what I'm talking about ;) It's terrible how the city overreacted, and even worse how they're trying to save face by acting tough, with the media's help. I'll never forget this moment in journalistic dishonesty, because all they care about is scaring you, dear viewer, into hanging on their every word, when in reality it was just another 'nothing to see here, please move along' moment in our day to day.

Move The Crowd
The crowd watches, I get up in the spot light, at first I stumble and hesitate. Mic check, mic check, at first I start with some delay. The beat goes and the singers sing, R&B. I take a deep breath, and try to focus, ok maybe if I fuck up noone'll care or notice. So here it goes as my heart starts to beat, I spew freestyle lyrics with a tendency to keep on going till someone stops me. Shit'll never be the same after this one, lay back, relax sometimes when I spit one.

Songs I Love
AFTER ALL (PETER CETERA & CHER) Well, here we are again I guess it must be fate We've tried it on our own But deep inside, we've known We'd be back to set things straight I still remember when Your kiss was so brand new Every memory repeats Every step, I take retreats Every journey always Brings me back to you [CHORUS] After all the stops and starts We keep coming back To these two hearts Two angels who've been Rescued from the fall And after all that We've been through It all comes down to me and you I guess it's meant to be Forever, you and me, after all When love is truly right This time it's truly right It lives from year to year It changes as it grows And, oh, the way it grows But it never disappears [repeat CHORUS] Always just beyond my tough Though I needed you so much After all, what else is living for Whoa, oh After all the stops and starts We keep coming back To these two hearts Two angels who've been Rescued from the fal

Kind Of Heat
part verse, part prose, this is a sensual story of heat... Kind of Heat The coffee house is hot. A ceiling fan beating The thick, obstinate air, Lethargically imparts Humid exhalations That slide over my skin Leaving greasy wetness. Sitting in the corner, A guy strums a six string Doing his best Bob Dylan, Lyrically lashing Social ineptitude. Exotic fragrances Of varied fresh coffees Permeate everything… Relaxation, Stimulation In every breath. Across from me she sits, Fanning herself slowly. Fascinated, I watch A bead of sweat slowly Meander down her throat, Over a swell of breast And disappear between… I’ve made that journey… Just yesterday… The day was sunny, filled with light breezes, cotton ball clouds and a blue sky…such days poets write about. There is a scent on the wind, however…a portent of rain perhaps…or maybe, anticipation. Quickly but carefully, the canoe was loaded and pushed off into the slow

To Horny..............
Hey Hun Yer my Jugg 4ever no matter what....Let those lameasses say what they need just to make themselves feel better at night.....as far as I go and I'm sure you go.............. THEY CAN FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF (tha hatchet) heres to the real Juggs

Contest Need Contestens
I am having a blast give away the first person to g et to 5000 comments gets a 1 day blast. I need more cherry Tap love for this contest so if you want to join click my link. Sexy Alpha Female Wolf ... Raven Family& The Wolf Pack Family@ CherryTAP

Stumbling From The Club
I guess I'll try to find myself on the walk, on the bus ride home. I'm walking alone, its cold, I can't feel my soul. The drinks still linger in me, tonight its all lost meaning. I won't sleep till the early morn, this won't be the last time. The drinks make me stumble, fumble, think and almost fall, I had too much to drink, too much emotion that was my fall. I'll take my time, I'll take the long ride home. I'm depressed, drunk, cold and all alone. To ease pain in my heart, it seems at the club drinks numbed my pain, they took all feeling away. I'll cover up this unhappiness in a mask. A mascarade, a fascade so the world thinks its someone else, not me.

Lips Of Love
fullness inviting, so deeply sensual tempting as the most lascivious sin my mother warned me of shall i deny desire of my eyes and forbid a lingering gaze at lips that have uttered poetry to set the elements on fire? should i look away demurely and pretend i don’t crave a taste to discover if they are as heavenly as the angelfood-cake words you pen? should i lie to myself and wait forever for a kiss from the lips of love?

Replying To Stormy
Fear and need between us, A standing wave breeding uncertainty in the silence. eyes meet, questioning, sharing a quickening fire. thoughts play, expire, uselessly deployed. Hearts race on both sides of love's abyss. I have to wonder I have to know, can we bridge the distance the darkness, fusing strands of common soul? Our touch... hesitant, soft, too-careful. Relief. She is mine though I have yet to taste her flesh in mutual sacrificial surrender.

Touching Souls
Tis true , love can over come all...even death... The blackness of my night gave way to your passion As you stroked the vanity of my heart. A thousand suns appeared, when you kissed my lips, And the wall of bitterness that I had built fell apart. So come again my angel of desire, And touch me softly once more, Rekindle loves fire; and restore joy to my soul. Lift not only this hapless and broken spirit, but Hasten me to loves eternal shore. It is there that you and I shall forever reside And the bitterness of death shall know us no more.

Fastball-the Way
They made up their minds And they started packing They left before the sun came up that day An exit to eternal summer slacking But where were they going without ever knowing the way? They drank up the wine And they got to talking They now had more important things to say And when the car broke down they started walking Where were they going without ever knowing the way? Chorus: Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold And its always summer, theyll never get cold Theyll never get hungry Theyll never get old and gray You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere They wont make it home But they really dont care They wanted the highway Theyre happy there today , today The children woke up And they couldnt find em They left before the sun came up that day They just drove off And left it all behind em But where were they going without ever knowing the way? Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold And its always su

If I Take My Heart Back
If I take my heart back, how would you feel? If I released you back into the world, what would you do? If I said, "I cannot any more.", would you be sad? If I admitted fear, would you relieve me? If I felt I will lose you, would you even care? If I lost you, would you come back? I feel as if I'm going to lose a battle against something I cannot control. It's as if I am working towards nothing. At the end of it all, I shall be the one to cry, as I have tonight. My pain will become me and I will become my pain. At the end of the day, I will have lost. And, there's nothing I can do about it.

Pink Ribbon Picture
I got an e mail today informing me that my pink ribbon logo I designed has been placed on a great site that offers free pink ribbon designs for use on websites. It's been around about ten years, so it's very much a honor to have mine included with the other great ones that are found there and continue to be able to help this wonderful charity in a small way :D http://www.carolsutton.net/pinkribbon.html

Ladiez Ladiez Ladiez
**ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARNED AND ALL WILL BE SPENT ON WINNER THRO CHERRY GIFT SHOP WHEATHER ITS ONE BIG GIFT OR SEV

My Heart's Symphony
She was my guiding light in times of darkness, My rock when I was devoid of strength, Wisdom when I had no clue what to do. Understanding when I performed the unexpected Encouragement when fear reared its ugly head. I miss the sound of her laughter, And the love that poured from her lips with each word she spoke. She lived a life full of God's unconditional love. An angel, my angel, here on earth. I miss the touch of her still baby-soft skin That 94 years on this earth did not weather I miss asking her what she needed Because I certainly needed her caring words To guide me, lift me, and carry me through my day. It has been a little while now Since she has gone to meet the Creator, The One who allowed me to have her in my life And Who allowed her to nurture me To become the person you see now. I feel bittersw

Survey By Colors
Crayon box survey RED = ANGER 1. Are you currently mad at someone? more like furious 2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? my husband 3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? yup yup 4. Does your face turn red when you're angry? no 5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? stare angrily as I yell ORANGE = EXCITEMENT 1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? nope 2. Are you easily excited? sometimes 3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about? My daughters graduation 4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? Don't wake me from this dream 5. If you could have anything right now what would it be? financial stability YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY 1. Name: Laura, Rusti, Hey Boss, Boss number 2, mommy, grandma m 2. Birthday: 12/07/65 4. Do you want to have children? been there, done that, time for grandkids 5. How do you want to die? at 96 by a jealous

Let's Dance
come and dance with me cuz with us words are never enough someone's always trippin up and no one ever says the right thing seems the only time we ever did right were the times when we stopped to fight and all the tears seemed to straighten out the pain i don't pretend to understand you cuz i been with you for seven long years and you're more a stranger now then you were back then i've watched you changing and growin away so let's dance tonight and learn one another's heart

Mom Contest!
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time ! Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 1737 comments 2nd mom is..... with 1656 comments 3rd mom is...... with 1241 comments 4th mom is...... with 260 comments 5th mom is...... with 68 comments 6th mom is...... with 2 comments 7th mom is..... with 1 comments 8th mom is..... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will start on 2/2 thur 2/9 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

To All The Ones :)
To all the ones who had my back when noone else was there. To all the ones that kept it real when I needed someone to care. To all the ones that brought me joy and helped bring me a smile. To all the ones who call me friend, our friendship is worthwhile. To all the ones that shared a tear when I was breaking down. To all the ones who gave me love and helped me off the ground. To all the ones that listened to me as I cried through words in poems. To all the ones that truly cared and never left me alone. To all the ones who read my heart as i put it on this screen. To all the ones that understand just what my writing means. To all the ones who give their thoughts and encourage me to try. Its because of you my special friends that slowly I get by. So thank you for the support you share when you help me with your thoughts. We share that special friendship that cant be sold or bo

I Fucking Hate Tuesdays
You do NOT understand the concept because it is only something that plagues me.... but I fucking hate Tuesdays. I don't mean I would rather that today be Wednesday..... I mean seriously on Tuesdays I would rather be raped by a priest with 8 dicks glued to a pogo stick... than I would even be alive on this day! I hate you Tuesday.... and for you I have a message. GO CHOKE ON A COCK YOU CUMGUZLING NO GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF DOUCHEBAG SHIT WHOLE. I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE AND I WANT YOUTO JUST EVAPORATE INTO THE NOTHNGNESS THAT IS MY EXISTANCE WHEN YOUR HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU TUESDAY.......you piss me off! FIN

Need 4 More Sexy Cherries..
First event to be held by Graphics By Rick will be the Cutie With The Best Bootie Contest. 10 Ladies Are Required.You will need to submit or direct me to one image of yourself from the back showing off your perfectly shaped bottom. (this must be a full sized image of yourself no cropped pics!) Once I have all 10 contestants the contest will be launched. The girl with the most comments will win. comment bombing will be allowed. contest will run for exactly 7 days. Girls that are interested please contact me and let me know you want in. Prizes will be as follows. 1st Prize A Diamond Ring ( plus your winning image on my homepage) with the caption of "Winner Hottest Beauty With A Booty On Cherry Tap" 2nd and 3rd Prize winners will receive a pair of diamond earrings and will win the shared title "Best Runner Up" and "Lady In Waiting" I hope to makes this a fun event and that all will enjoy it.And to all that enter may the best girl win! Cheers.. Rick (repost

Thinking Of A Facelift
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spent $15,000 and feels pretty good about her results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50.” Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, w

I Just Don't Know
i just don't know why i'm so fat and ugly. i wish i was beautiful. but i just don't think that is every going to happen so i guess i just need to get over it. i have only had sex with on guy in my life i don't know if that is good or bad this day in time.

Mumms
I've been watching the mumm board for awhile and I'm trying to figure out how people can get so worked up on some of th stuff that gets posted. I think some of them are fun like the ones that are "who would win in a fight...*name 2 celebrities*" or simple "what do you think" kinda questions...but then one person posted "To those who don't know me" and then left the oh-so-polite note of "STFU"...does that even qualify as a mumm? Where is the choice? So of course people start commenting for good, bad, neutral...drama, drama, drama...which is probably what the poor soul wanted. I just don't get why people would get so nasty on the comments (honestly...it's almost as bad as some of my step-sister's blogs). I suppose in the end it just reminds us of the power of the written word?

Awkward Randomness
Wow... thats really all the have to say... It's been a weird week... been talking to some people I havent talked to in forever and half.... I dunno the conversation seemed a bit awkward, and I dunno why... Why is it always so awkward when you flirt with people that you used to date? O_o; jeezus... I dunno it just is... I guess I have problem.. Just felt like writing this down cause its been bugging me all day. mhmm so thats about it.

The Rain
One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets of town, taking those extra precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick. Suddenly, my daughter, Aspen, spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. "Dad, I'm thinking of something." This announcement usually meant she had been pondering some fact for a while, and was now ready to expound all that her six-year-old mind had discovered. I was eager to hear "What are you thinking?" I asked. "The rain!" she began, "is like sin, and the windshield wipers are like God wiping our sins away." After the chill bumps raced up my arms I was able to respond. "That's really good, Aspen." Then my curiosity broke in. How far would this little girl take this revelation? So I asked... "Do you notice how the rain keeps on coming? What does that tell you?" Aspen didn't hesitate one moment with her answer: "We keep on sinning, and God just keeps on forgiving us."

Parvati
Parvati, Goddess of Love and Devotion Parvati is one of the many forms of Shakti, the unknowable but enlivening feminine force in Hindu mythology, the feminine energy of the universe. The goddess Parvati is the animating force that brings skill, power, prowess, and genius while she infuses the world with her magic. The times were dark. Demons from the netherworld had driven the gods out of their heavenly homes. Unfortunately Shiva, the God of War, was no longer there to defend them. Grieving the death of the woman he loved, Shiva had turned his back on the world and all its pleasures. He now lived in a dark cave and spent his days in meditation and learning. His spiritual powers had become immense, but Shiva was no longer concerned with the problems of the gods and would not come to their aid. Desperate for a solution, the gods consulted the mother goddess, Shakti, who suggested that only a son of Shiva could wage a successful war against the demons. Then she agreed to tak

Phoenix
Today I went out bought some gun kit items. I got a wire mesh barrel cleaner (that needs to be beat down so it'll fit better and won't catch) and a brass shop brush (which I wore the hell down after removing all my remaining finish) It Is Fucking Gorgeous. I love the way this gun looks stripped down and to its steel... but... that's not good for stain and rust protection, so the truth is- I'm getting ready to blue it. Yeah.. I know, "But Anton, you HATE black glossy finishes!" Well..this damn .38 was super succeptable to rust and corrosion with its standard matte finish, so... I'm doing this out of love. It's not what I want, but its good for my beloved. Besides, maybe this way I can take it out of its gun cocoon. .. In fact, since I'm such a nice guy I think I'll pull this thing out of its wrapping to show you the steel- I should've took before pics of when it still had ... about half a layer of its matte finish, but just use your imagination :P I'll post a pic after it'

Diet--a Repete ( Worth A 2nd Look)
Purina Diet I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog...... Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified

Excited About Marriage
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes. Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?' Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.' Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?' Pharmacist: 'All kinds.' Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? ' Pharmacist: 'Definitely.' Jacob: 'How about Viagra?' Pharmacist: 'Of course.' Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?' Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.' Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?' Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.' Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?' Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.' Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our

Best Morph Contest On Ct.....need Morph Pics To Enter Into My Contest
~~ Okay I'm doing a Best Morph Contest! ~~ In this one will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places but everyone will get a prize. Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/16 Send me your link to your pic to my inbox and i will add you. Remember you can comment bomb your own pic one with most comments wins! thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Women In Charge Classes
WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of its "EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!" The course covers two days, and topics covered include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step guide with slide presentation. TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR. Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics). DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROL. Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS. Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum. DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH? Group discussion and role play. HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER

The Foreplay
In the touch of a caresses dancing inside you. I want to make love to you with tender words Reaching the deepest part of sensual poetry, Alliterating the clitoris of vibrating verse. So, so soft are the words massaging within desires That you sigh upon the delivery with anticipation Reaching upon that pinnacle of climatic delivery, Which climaxes feminine fantasy on wet dreams. All this and all I said was “Hi”, shaking your hand. Just imagine, if I hold you with words around you! Walking down the sensual path of adoring you so That you float upon clouds of romance blossoming. Then I would lay you down and kiss you so lightly That your heart would burst inside you wanting more. But I would hold back respecting the slow foreplay, As my fingers would trace over your bodies artistry. With you initiating, I would hold back, holding hands, Awaiting the full moon’s glow swaying into our music Creating the howl that would leave you climbing high Ba

First Time
I like this. It moves really fast and I am still trying to learn it all. Seems like everyone is so friendly and likes to have a good time. Hit me up or leave comments, I would like to get to know you all.

I Need An Answer Please...!!
Can Words Cast My Spell Can I cast my spell over you In just ordinary words Spoken so softly That you feel your inside crawl With pure visions To stroke your mind with buttery wings In a musk that needs you so That you get dizzy in anticipation And wets your lips in hunger For more bodily contact To raise your spirits so high That your mind floats In between my words and sighs The hot breath of longing To hear simple words Wrapping around your soul Yes words can stimulate you In the vibrations of their tones And in the hidden meanings That long for more Raising expectations even higher If I could say the words to lay you down In a caress of love that wraps you up In intertwining needs of climbing climaxes So sweet the fragrance needs more Gentle persuasion of words Take me To a higher plateau and ravish me In the dictionary of love Screaming more and more Until the words can calm down To a beauti

Fake Friends Really Piss Me Off...
FAKE FRIENDS REALLY PISS ME OFF... i am so sick and tired of everybody acting all happy for me one minute and the next minute talking about me like they hate my guts. Screw you! What the hell is your problem and who do you think you are? You have no right doing that to someone. SO, i am with a new boy Brandon and i wish that we would of talked sooner. Problem: All of you people acting like i am always the one that is doing something wrong. What the hell have i done to you. You all want to talk about fake people and how someone has hurt you AND I AM ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU! AND DO YOU DO THE SAME? ARE YOU THERE FOR ME? HELL NO! i am done done done done i'm sick of it. Talk about me go ahead, i have seen that my true friends are slowly dwindling down and i don't have time for fakes i have my family, boyfriend, and Best Friend//Maggie so get a life and stay the hell out of mine. Have a nice day =]

The Four Seasons
Dedicated to those that can handle the four season of two caring as one... Loving With The Winter’s Full Moon The pristine landscape blanketed us In a chilling biting cold That only our special relationship Could steam up As it magically crystallizes above us In a shower of love Our castle formed around us And as we generated the moves The wolves howled their approval As we both laid claim to the full moon And as the silence crackled with the winds We embraced in body and soul Wrestling With The Autumn’s Full Moon The blanket of autumn hues wrestled to the ground In never ending piles of whirling torrents Surrounded us in nature’s sheets As we lay on them in the caresses That tossed more on us in swirling passion The full clinging moon under a lone cloud Peaked its head in approval For its gentle rays softened out bodies hue And as the owl watched It hooted its own approval Into the eroticism that is remembered

Naught Picture Offer!!!
Okay, I would really like to win one of the contests that I'm in, so I am offering something special and rare. I will offer a naughty picture of me that I will not take until the contest is over. It will go to the person(s) that helps out the most during this contest. I'm in a Valentine's Day contest. Think I'm the cutest? sweetest? nicest? Why don't you come vote for me? Do you have anything better to do? Just click the picture to vote and comment. Commenting/voting ends February 13th @ 11:59 pm Please repost this for me. I usually only do one bulletin for a contest, but it's been recommeneded to me to do another one. I don't beg, but I would really appreciate your votes / comments. Thank you! Rebekah For those of you that put up new items frequently, you know I always rate/vote right away if I am on. Would you please help me out this time?

Thought Of You Last Cold Night
thought of you last night Made me dream about it A dream of wondering stars Searching for love hope and freedom Freedom of speech in feelings Freedom of loving you Without any doubts A dream thought so vivid Like you were right here with me In the way only a dream could describe And I liked what I saw It proved to me that… I love you in any way Dream way my way any way I love the way you talk I love the way you read my mind And Oh! I just love the way you make me laugh But even the way you make me cry And that’s why I know I love you I love the way you hate But mostly I love the way you look at me With those naughty eyes And the way you told me “not to worry” And the way you re assure me in your own way That you care for me too I love you any way you are My way your way what ever way you are My bright star I just love And I love your toy my cowboy I love you even when you cry My love for you will never die In any way

Cat Updates
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 3454 comments 2nd Cat is..... with 1874 comments 3rd Cat is...... with 954 comments 4th Cat is...... with 137 comments 5th Cat is...... with 130 comments 6th Cat is...... with 90 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/7 thur 2/14 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kill The Messanger ( My Lil Bro's Metal Band!!) Check Out The Videos!
Band Members: TONY GONZALEZ-Guitar RYAN GARBINSKI-Drums RAY BABINE-Vocals Influences: Lamb of God, As I Lay Dying, God Forbid, Trivium, Between The Buried and Me, Unearth, The Human Abstract, All That Remains, Devil Driver, Killswitch Engage, Dry Kill Logic, In Flames, Darkest Hour, Himsa, Dragon Force, Pantera, Drowning Pool, protest the hero, all shall perish, Arch Enemy, metalica, radiohead, Sounds Like Lamb Of God, As I Lay Dying, God Forbid, Trivium Previous Bands: TONY-feedback,aardvark,Screaming Faith. RYAN-Screaming Faith RAY-Transmutation,Scab Since Screaming Faith Ryan and I have wanted to be in a really heavy and skillfull metal band. Recently we've met up with Ray Babine and we are all ready to get serious with creating what we've wanted to for a while. So we've jammed out at Rays place and we have some songs down which we hope will be posted on this page sometime soon. This is going to be done for the main purpose of finding a tech

Just Because
Nope, not another poem, lol. Actually, I just have a lot of happiness going on right now and its been forever since life has been this good. I wanted to share it. My past is pretty haunted and we wont get into details but I have been through a lot of shit. Ive lost a lot of very close people also. Ive dealt with a lot of depression, been hurt, used, stepped on, played, and it doesnt even matter to me anymore. Its my past. I have realized that dwelling and thinking and stressing about the past is what has dragged me down for so long. In the end, it eventually became clear to me that I was doing this to myself. Loneliness, lol. I know it all too well. I got use to it actually for awhile and after being use to it, got tired of being used to it because life just wasnt feeling right to me anymore. Im blessed to have the woman in my life that I do now because she is my all. Love is powerful and I never thought I was gonna take that chance after what Ive been through before and now that I hav

Angels Coming From Above
I know for a fact that Someone up there must love me, for the unfathomable way God answered my prayers twice.. He sent me two angels, as different as night is from day.. at two very distinct and different moments in my short life.. Michael - "Who Is Like God?", he was my best friend, with whom i plummeted head first in "love" so fast... my starry eyes saw him for the most amazing things, such sweetness of comforting friendship unsurpassed... this self-proclaimed archangel, he turned the lights out on me, he broke my heart and in the end opened my eyes so i could see.. had it really been God's plan all along, of this i'm not sure, for me to have stripped off his wings with my vice and treachery.. and so the story goes on, i fought hard to survive, sentenced to be deprived of the only one I loved... choking on an atmosphere of grief, hurt and misery, my veins coursing with icy jets of the blackest pain... hit rock bottom, and desperately i needed a

Mirrors Of Emotion
After a long and stressful day at work, I decide to go for a late night drive. It feels like I have been driving for hours. I look at the road signs and have no idea where I am. I look in the distance and see a dark dreary castle. I continue driving down the long winding road. I pull up to the drive way and stop. Ahead of me is a huge gate with skulls all over it. All of the sudden, the gate opens like it is beckoning me to drive through it. So, I step slowly on the accelerator and drive up to the front of the castle. I put my car in park and get out. I stand looking at the huge gloomy castle, then the front door opens. I don’t know why but I go up the stairs and walk inside. Everywhere I look there are mirrors. I look into one the mirrors and see myself crying. I touch my face but there are no tears. The next mirror I see myself with black hair but I no longer have black hair. Then another mirror and another. They all show different emotions and appearances that I have had in my life.

~~~ Vigil ```
as night-time spreads her black velvet cloak over a sky troubled and fevered with strife, i wrap my comfort about your body so warm.. -- pulse racing -- as the watchful moon blesses the heavens with her soft radience illuminating the pale night, i pray to God as you dream that you'll be safe from harm.. -- blood stirring -- as the air stretches its legs in unbroken silence, the stillness of near dawn tinged by soft light, i gaze upon your dear face sleeping, i can't prolong -- breath catching -- brushing your lips with a kiss to assure you of my love, to let you know that i'll always be your dove.. to listen to the rhythm of your precious heartbeat.. -- soul half-smiling -- how beautiful is he, my love who lies so peacefully.. to watch over my angel, tis a thing so sweet.. so contented and satisfied, i fall asleep...

Need Ur Votes!! Muahzzz Love Yall!!!!
Contest starts ASAP need 20 women 1st prize is a WEEK BLAST and a CORVETTE, 2nd place DAY BLAST and SILVER MOTORCYCLE, 3rd place gets 30,000 in whatever they want lasts TWO WEEKS or to 30,000 COMMENTS.The RULES ...YES you can vote for yourself AND picture bomb ..thats all

Detroit Lions Joke Lol
Detroit , MI (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Detroit courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custo

Element?
You scored as Earth. You have a mother personality. Much like the earth, you care for everyone whether you know them or not. A lot of people abuse your good nature, but you don't mind, as long as their happy. You're in touch with reality, and very reliable. You're not too stressed taking everything a bit at a time, many people find comfort in this behavior. Parties are most likely not your thing, you probably prefer hanging out in small groups with a couple of your friends.Please Tell me what you think! Negative feedback VERY welcome! Tell me how to fix it! :) Earth100%Light75%Darkness75%Fire63%Air56%Ice56%Water19%What Element Are You? (BOY+GIRL ANIME PICS & DETAILED ANSWERS)created with QuizFarm.com

Vigil
I'll tell you something about hunger, it chases, it follows, it wants everything from you. I'll tell you something about apathy, it is nothing, and you are nothing, and it unmakes everything in it's wake. Passion and entropy, stand at the gates of every destinion. Watch the watchtowers, make your enochian calls. Define yourself by your magic. Keep you safe, or not, when your owners come to call.

If (pt 1)
If we should meet before I die, before I wake up once again and realize. Then you'd know, then you'd see, to try & grasp, or understand me. When I leave don't cry, don't realize it was all a lie. Realize the one who is me, has only shown you what you could be. I only show you your beautifel, I only try to catch you & break your fall. I joke around, thats true but can't you see my focal points are musically. I won't walk across the floor, when you talk to me I'll try not to ignore. All, I can do, all I can see is whats inside, this world of me. If you cry, if you scream, if you realize its not all a dream. Then as I ask,and lay down to sleep I ask for my heart and soul to keep. I've been there before and lost the pieces, my strength at times kept me from going to pieces. Kept me going, kept me believing, but at times this all looks different, so decieving. So if I die before I wake I ask once again that my heart not break.

Love Devils
SILVER TONGUES HAUNTING MY DAYS.. ALL LIES I KNOW BUT I LISTEN INTENTLY JUST TO PLEASE THEM, THE DEMONS AND DEVILS WHO HAVE COME TO ABOLISH LOVE. TO TRY AND TAKE WHAT WAS RIGHTFULLY GIVEN TO MY HEART, LIKE A THIEF, AND CARING OF ONLY POSSESSING SOMETHING THAT THEY KNOW WAS NOT THIERS TO BEGIN WITH.

Heartbroken
If i don't reposnd to yall today its because I have had a shitty day. My heart has been broken into a million shattered pieces by the one person who promised he wouldn't. Three years thrown away. So im goin thru this and just very sad. xoxoxo Spend all your time waiting for that second chance For the break that will make it ok There's always some reason to feel not good enough And it's hard at the end of the day I need some distraction, oh beautiful release Memories seep from my veins They may be empty and weightless, and maybe I'll find some peace tonight

Part 5
She began attending a church where she became friends with a young man her age. Well, they talked and became close for almost a year. Then one day he asked her parents permission, pretending to be polite, if he could take their daughter out for something to eat. They said sure, and so she trusted this person from church to take her out. Well at the time, they lived in a house in the country too far away from town, and in the other direction was a mountain. One can only guess which way he took her. He drove to fast for her to get out of the car and when he stopped he grabbed her and brought a knife to her throat. Let's skip the nightmare part, too much pain. Well a couple of months had passed by and she was still afraid to tell anyone. Then it happend! She was pregant. The young woman then saw him to tell him of this and he said "kill it or I will kill both of you." So, she came forward to her family once again and of course they didn't believe her again. Not for a while. By the time

What's Your Love Style?
Your Love Style is Eros For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?

Henry More Smith -dude
Henry More Smith From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Henry More Smith was a confidence man, master puppeteer, hypnotist, seer, liar, and above all else a superlative escape artist. Chains, handcuffs, shackles, even made to fit iron collars could not hold him. Although he is believed to have been an Englishman, his origins are clouded by what he told people at the time. On one occasion he was asked where he had come from. He laughed and pointed outside to the full Moon. In 1814 Smith was caught and imprisoned in a Kingston, New Brunswick jail as a horse thief. He faked an illness so well that housewives sent special foods to his bedside, one even sent him a feather bed to die on. While the jailor and a clergymen were heating a brick for his chilled back, Smith vanished into the night. On more than one occasion when a posse was combing the countryside for him, searchers discovered only too late that he had been a member of the posse the day before. Recaptured again and awa

What Does Love Mean?
*Kids say the darndest things* A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and

6 ?? ....
HIT BOSS LADY UP IF U WANNA KNOW 6 WHAT ??? :)) ¢¾Boss Lady wit da SeXxXy Eyez¢¾ ASK ME ABOUT CONTEST I'M HOSTING AND CONTEST I'M@ CherryTAP ALSO IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE IN THE "ABOUT ME SECTION" THERE IS A GUESTBOOK MAP, LEAVE YA NAME AND ANY OTHER U WANT TOO !! MUAHHZ

Patchwork Quilt
Made up of memories of you Bound together with love Sewn with your selfless giving Threads made of grace Lined with thoughts of you. Squares made of days gone by Days we spent together Each with a new design Of the things that we shared. Blanket stitches of our hearts Mingle the squares in rows Nothing can tear it apart Not fire or flood or anything close. It’s kept in a place of my keeping The treasure chest of my heart Wrapped in tissue of forgiveness And tied with ribbons of love. The colors all speak of you Pinks and Blues and other hues Sewn tight and fastened together With hope and faith and truth.

One Special Night
As I sit here gazing out the window, Instead of working, I’m daydreaming of you... And wondering if while you’re in your own world, You’re thinking of me too. I reminisce about the day we met and how you made me feel, Looking at the glowing smile on your face, Staring into your dreamy blue eyes, Your smell, your touch, your warm embrace What a special night that was... And now, I’m starting to feel that warmth inside, Like nothing or no one else can make me feel... Butterflies, a constant smile, happy thoughts, Looking forward to the next time we meet. What lies ahead, down the road to love? Can it possibly be what I’ve been hoping for? All my goals, dreams, passions, hopes... Glaring now before me with great anticipation. No one knows what tomorrow brings... One can only wish and believe... I have abounding faith that God will take care of me, And bring the right person into my life. Could it be you? Time will tell... I feel a special bond starting b

The Anti-christ Is Here
Scores of police have been sent to the jungles of remote Papua New Guinea to hunt for a cult leader known as the Black Jesus, who is said to have sacrificed three young women to the devil and eaten their bodies. In one case reported by villagers, a mother who had fallen under the cult leader's spell led her 14-year-old daughter to his hideout, offered her to him as a virgin then stabbed her to death. The Black Jesus, 31-year-old Steven Tari, started his cult last year after he was expelled from a Bible college for stealing from fellow students. He has enticed girls as young as 12 from their homes to be sex slaves, and is thought to have more than 6,000 followers who believe in human sacrifice.

Felling The Goods
Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?" "Because I'm thinking of buying these horses." Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!" "Why?" his father asked. "Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy mom

New Contest In Honer Of Bike Week Wich Is Only 18 Days Away.. I Need Contestants!!
THE BEST BIKE PHOTO CONTEST.THIS CONTEST WILL BE JUDGED ON RATES AND COMEMNTS. THE PRIZES WILL GO AS SUCH..#1 FOR RATES ALONE..WELL RECIVE A PERSONALIZED SKIN OF COURSE A BIKE WILL BE THE THEME ON IT..#1 ON COMMENTS ALONE WILL RECIVE.. THE SILVER BIKE OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP.#2 RATES ALONE WILL RECIVE A PERSONALIZED TAG.. AND AGAIN THE THEME WILL BE ABOUT BIKES..#2COMMENTS ALONE WILL RECIVE.. A SILVER RING OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP DEPENDING ON THE WINNER MALE OR FEMNALE..#3 RATES ALONE WILL RECIVE... A PERSONALIZED MORPH.. AND YES THE THEME WILL BE ABOUT A BIKE..#3 COMMENTS ALONE WILL RECIVE A MAN BRACELETTE OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP.. RULES OF THIS CONTEST...RATES AND COMMENTS WILL TAKE A FIRST PLACE.. SELF COMMENT BOMBING WILL BE ALLOUD THIS CONTEST WILL RUN FOR 5 DAYS.. THERE WILL BE 10 ENTRIES.. IF I SEE ANY CONTESTANT BASHING ON ANOTHER CONTESTANT .. OR IF YOU SEND A FRIEND TO DO IT.. YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED..NO DRAMMA EVER IN MY CONTEST.. DO

I Will Nolonger Take Anything So Personaly
i have a new way at looking at things right now i will not be that cring wimp i am a very strong womaen and if no one like me hey so be it that won't turn me into that cring wimp just like my screen name LOVETHING AND SEXY BITCH i am a cold hearted bitch but i do have love for who ever wants some i am just gonna take crap any more i feel really good about my self today and that is going to stay that way BRENDA

Freezing
I had become very happy living in the southwest and their not so cold winters but then came to Ohio. I think the entire area needs a 12 step program to recover from this horrible addiction they have with cold and snow. The weird part is that many of the people seem to love to be able to claim how much snow, and how cold. You think I'm wrong? When the outside temperature isn't cold enough, they dream up a chill factor. Of course there is no chill factor above 50 degrees, who would gripe about a brutal 45 degrees? Maybe one day the end of February will again be the start of spring.

You,ecstasy & A Rose
YOU ALONE Your hands, They traced each pain I was born with Your lips, They kissed each sorrow I’ve grown with Your arms, Embraced the fullness of my being Your eyes, Melted the anxieties of all my 30 years Your heart, Beats only for me. I’ll die happy knowing My soul will be yours eternally. ECSTASY Bodies sway Illuminated by desires Thirsts and pain Caress by crumbling hands Each shivers Sweet bemoaning Drained by sweats As we came to our senses… We sleep Satisfied. ROSE I am a rose Blackened by time Withered by your promises Me was once a beauty I passed my prime Waiting… I could’ve been blue Instead black I became Ogre, mocked façade … I am a rose… Was once… Will still be someday Running to your arms I will be your rose… Still a beauty… waiting.

Info On Iraq!
Body: Some information about Iraq. Our soldiers deployed to Iraq to topple a ruthless dictator who used nerve gas on his own people. Our soldiers completed that mission, Our soldiers deployed to Iraq to help set up a constitutionally directed government. Our solders completed that mission. Our soldiers deployed to Iraq to support the people of Iraq, democratically elect its own government, Our soldiers completed that mission. Our soldier were not deployed to force the Iraqi people to get along. Our soldiers have completed their initial mission and so much more, but our soldiers are the highest trained most professional military in the world and they know that if they turn their back and walk out of Iraq now, it will become a killing field that will make Darfur look like a sunny afternoon in central park. My friends, no matter what you may feel about the President's policy in dealing with Iraq, please remember, the soldiers are only following orders as requi

Orgetfulness
I forget vividly, when I forget. If it was a word, I dismember it, letter by letter more and more lucid and in bold, until of it nothing remains, except never having been actually written. If it was a letter, I dismember it, name by name less and less felt in the lucidity of the bold until of it nothing remains; not even in vague symbol, what could have been actually an initial. And if it was a beginning, I dismember it; until of it nothing remains, but, element by element less and less coherent and thus, more and more lucid the wholeness of never having been the actual beginning of anything (word, letter, or name) except of this vivid forgetfulness: In bold, clear: THE END

Your Hands On Me
I Love Your Hands on Me after that springtime shower you stepped inside and held me tight, you did that little smiley, eye-contact thing, and led me toward the couch, sat me on the floor and took off my shirt slowly. your hands touched my neck lightly, then used a towel to dry me; I said it was my turn, and sat you in my lap, dryimg your hair as your eyes looked into mine.

The Red
The red of hearts bleeds me to my death, in oxygenated blue swellan love White lace in sparkle, reads lipped satin sheets Our scintillations expire above! A Cupid’s benevolence, ay, all should be envious, barbed me on my One Way to cyme Kiss me, I love you’s, willing Will you be mine''s ?, draw billets, O sweet Valentine! Turning around, Aphrodite gave shape His core now touches me prone Eyes to the stars, speak up living colors Venus has taken me home! Enslaved in his spears, feat on abridge, flushed in the dying, all time... The red of hearts kills me, with rainbows of fusion, stuck in me, sweet Valentine!

A Touch Of Desires
Without a trace I look into brown chestnut eyes A mysterious sea of tranquility I enter a trance of emotional bliss My mind dances in and amorous twist of fate In that one moment when I looked into his eyes Desires blazed, I wanted tenderly to caress his face I smiled hoping that he could read my thoughts Or better yet to feel what my heart was telling me... She peers wantonly into my searching eyes Lips wet with desire pouting with emotion A quiver of lustful breath escapes as she Bites her lip and I scream with desire inside I can tell by his eyes that he too felt the desires His facial features are strong and bold The knowingly sly smile that just appeared on his lips Taking my breath is his body, lean and firm rippling with muscles My arms instinctively reach around her slim waist I draw her close to press firm breast needling and me She reaches for the back of my neck and pulls me close Lips touch and I cannot hold back my passion I de

Bounded
Desire lead me to the gardens edge as the fragrances enticed me to inhale deep with each breath. Tranquility filled my soul to a subdued stance of sensations that bound my inquisitiveness to a submissive state. Suspended to ecstasy vibrant touches of passion sounds of whispering moans blended with the song of rapture that blew across silky petals and stems. Awed to silent thoughts I sighed to realization, submission of will was a bud of trust that flourished from the garden within.

The Decline Of Western Civilization
Yesterday was our annual bus trip up to Greektown. For those not in the know, Greektown is a small section of Detroit, complete with Greek restaurants, a gift shop, and casino. I look forward to going there every year, because I love good Greek food, and the bakery across the street from the casino (Astoria Bakery) is TO DIE FOR! However, the bus trip there and back is enough to give me second thoughts every time. There is nothing like being locked in a mobile tin can for an hour with 50 obnoxious drunks to make one reevaluate their plans....Mom thinks I'm ignoring her when she tries to talk to me during out trip; in actuality, I've made it a habit to wear ear plugs on the bus ride. The ride up is tolerable, but by 8:00 pm when the crowd is good and sauced up after a day of drinking and gambling, my inner serial killer starts to come out. Mind you, I'm wearing my ear plugs and can hear the radio on the bus as clear as a bell, and I hear bellows from the back of the bus of "TURN