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Gotta Love Us West Virginia Girls*
A girl from West Virginia and a girl from New York City were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from West Virginia, being friendly and all, said, So, where ya from?" The New York girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from West Virginia sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from, bitch?" *Forward if you're a West Virginia girl or if you love them West Virginia Girls!*
Cant You See They're Head Over Heels In Love?
When you find that special someone for yourself girl She'll realize That he can make her smile For no reason Make he feel like she's on top of the world Just because he's with her And as he walks into a room Her heart will stop and her breath is caught And thing she finds amazing is no matter what He'd choose her over any other girl Because to him she's the only one for him She has flaws But he loves each and every one of them He loves how when she's nervous and can't seem stop talking She'll wish for a stolen kiss And he'll pray for just the right moment Things went into place after that for them Some of our friends weren't to happy about their relationship Saying nothing good will come from it But all i said was, "Can't you see they're head over heels in love?"
When You Love Somebody
what do you do when you love somebody Making you weak to your knees What can you do when you love somebody Who could share your hopes and dreams What shall I do when I love somebody Keeping them close to me I know what I'll do then: I love them endlessly.
Wish I Would Have Writen This
Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas......but because it isn't celebrated by everyone.......... we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IMMIGRANTS, N
Holly Wood
KING OF HOLLYWOOD (Eagles - Hotel California) Come sit down here beside me honey Let's have a little heart to heart Now look at me and tell me darlin' How badly do you want this part? Are you willing to sacrifice And are you willing to be real nice All that talent and my good taste I'd hate to see it go to waste We gon' get you an apartment, honey We gon' get you a car Yeah, we gon' take care of you, darlin' We gon' make you a movie star For years I've seen 'em come and go He says, "I've had 'em all, ya know" I handled everything in my own way I made 'em what they are today After 'while, nothing was pretty After 'while, everything got lost Still, his jacuzzi runneth over Still, he just couldn't get off He's just another power junky Just another silk-scarf monkey You'd know it if you saw his stuff The man just isn't big enough
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4 My Lover Kolo
Roses are red Kolo you're my babe So come over so i can get laid You know u want this dick And its waitin for you hard as a brick You are my hawaiian lover You make my heart flutter I feel like a butterfly And flyin so high Im thinkin of u always You make me feel like im in daze Come over so we can blaze I love you babe ill never leave you Im comin over cuz im missin you U are my one and only With u by my side im never lonely I love u KOLO
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Lime-mustard Marinated Chicken
Ingredients: 2 boneless skinless chicken breasts (about 3 ounces each) 1/4 cup fresh lime juice 3 tablespoons honey mustard, divided 2 teaspoons olive oil 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1/8 teaspoon ground red pepper 3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons fat-free, reduced-sodium chicken broth, divided 1/4 cup uncooked rice 1 cup broccoli florets 1/3 cup matchstick carrots Instructions: 1. Rinse chicken. Pat dry with paper towels. Place in resealable plastic food storage bag. Whisk together lime juice, 2 tablespoons mustard, olive oil, cumin, garlic powder and red pepper. Pour over chicken. Seal bag. Marinate in refrigerator 2 hours. 2. Combine 3/4 cup chicken broth, rice and remaining 1 tablespoon mustard in small saucepan. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer, covered, 12 minutes or until rice is almost tender. Stir in broccoli, carrots and remaining 2 tablespoons chicken broth. Cook, covered, 2 to 3 minutes more or until vegetables are crisp-tender a
My Life, My Love, My Hopes & Dreams
this is a poem that i wrote in july of this year. leave feedback. if you like it comment, if you don't like it still comment. i'm taking all PRODUCTIVE criticism. As I lay here thinkin, "What in the world should I do", All that comes to my mind, is me being wit you. I want to be able to love you, I want to be able to care, My life, my love, my hopes and dreams, is what I'm willing to share. But, I'm afraid to fall for you, afraid to give all my love, Because I don't want to get hurt again, by someone that I "thought" I loved. So please.....promise not to hurt me, promise me that you'll care....And then.... My life, my love, my hopes and dreams, with you I will share. My heart to yours I will carefully place, The previous pain I felt, your love alone will erase. Your smile, your style...... That swagger and your walk Your personality and intelligence.....and even how you talk. These are all things that I love about you Oh and I almost forgot, you're popular and cute t
Santa Fe Grilled Vegetable Salad
Nothing beats the flavor of food off the grill, especially if the marinade is as robust as this citrus-enhanced Southwestern fare. You may want to peel the eggplant after grilling as the skin may be slightly bitter. Ingredients: 2 baby eggplants (6 ounces each), cut in half lengthwise 1 medium yellow summer squash, cut in half lengthwise 1 medium zucchini, cut in half lengthwise 1 green bell pepper, quartered 1 red bell pepper, quartered 1 small onion, peeled and cut in half 1/2 cup orange juice 2 tablespoons lime juice 1 tablespoon olive oil 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 teaspoon dried oregano leaves 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro Instructions: 1. Combine all ingredients except cilantro in large bowl; toss to coat. 2. To prevent sticking, spray grid with nonstick cooking spray. Prepare coals for direct grilling. Place vegetables on grill, 2 to 3 inches from hot coals; reserve marinad
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I Have No Idea
I amnew at this.. A friend showed me this site.. So if anyone wants to talk to me. Holla at me. The DUD
The most common word in America is SHIT. It may be the most punctual word in the English Language. You can get SHIT faced. Be SHIT out of luck or have SHIT for brains. With a little effort you can get your SHIT together, find a place for your SHIT, or be asked to "SHIT or get off the pot". You can smoke SHIT, buy SHIT, sell SHIT, lose SHIT, find SHIT, or get some SHIT. Tell others to eat SHIT. Some people know their SHIT while others don't know SHIT. There are lucky SHITS, dumb SHITS, and crazy SHITS. Theres BULLSHIT, HORSESHIT, and CHICKENSHIT. You can throw SHIT, sling SHIT, shoot the SHIT, or duck when SHIT hits the fan. You can serve SHIT on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep SHIT, or be happier than a pig in SHIT. Some days are colder than SHIT, others are hotter than SHIT and some days are just plain SHITTY. Some things sound like SHIT and some things look like SHIT, and then there are times when you feel like SHIT. You can have to much SHIT, the wrong SH
Some of us have seen things that cause us to question gods existence. Alot of times we can catch ourselves begging for gods intervention into some terrible tragedy in our lives. Pray that he spare one of our loved ones. Pray he return someone we care about from harm back to the safety of our company. Recently I have questioned my faith. I have my reasons for doing so. I dont see justification in taking a 16 year old girl who had never done anything violent in her life from this world. Or a new born child. Who upon her first breaths in this world brought joy to a young couple. Or to take the life of man who would never get to see his daughter for the first time. I just can imagine a god who seems to allow evil to survive at the cost of so much good.
Funny Joke Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev
National Care Week
It's national care week... time to send messages to all your friends, telling them how much you care about them. Without friends you would be missing out on a lot. A friend should be radical; They should love you when you're unlovable, Hug you when you're unhuggable, And bear you when you're unbearable. A friend should be fanatical; They should cheer when the whole world boos, Dance when you get good news, And cry when you cry. But most of all, a friend should be mathematical, They should multiply the joy, Divide the sorrow, Subtract the past, And add to tomorrow, Calculate the need deep within your heart, And always be bigger than the sum of all their parts. I care about you. Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!
Apple Cherry Cobbler
This homey dessert rises to company status with the addition of dried cherries macerated in Calvados. Choose a tart apple with good baking quality such as Granny Smith, Gravenstein, or Jonathan. Ingredients: 6 ounces (180g) dried cherries (no sugar added) 3 tablespoons (45ml) Calvados, apple brandy, or unsweetened apple juice 3 tart apples, about 1 pound (450g) 2 tablespoons (30ml) fresh lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon (2.5ml) ground cardamom 1 basic pie pastry 2 tablespoons (12g) sugar Instructions: 1. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Combine dried cherries with Calvados: set aside for 15 minutes. 2. Meanwhile, peel and core the apples; slice thinly lengthwise. Sprinkle apples with lemon juice and cardamom. Combine macerated cherries and apples. 3. Roll out dough into a large, ragged circle about 14 inches (35cm) in diameter. Fit dough into an 8-inch (20cm) round ovenproof dish at least 2 inches (5cm) deep, allowing the excess pastry to drape over the edge. Place the app
I Need 10's!!
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To Every Girl
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that won't get down on her knees & open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To eve
What Body Part Are You Most Attracted To
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Butt58%Face58%Abs/Stomach58%Boobs33%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with
Birthday Month
You scored as April. APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes love in a way that only their lover can understand. April100%May0%March0%FEBRUARY0%january0%June0%JULY0%November0%OCTOBER0%SEPTEMBER0%
Geography Of Women And Men......
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN... Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wis! dom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN........ B
Snowy Vanilla Pecan Crescents
Ingredients: 1 cup powdered sugar, divided 2 sticks fat-reduced margarine, suitable for baking (must have 60-70% fat), such as Imperial® or Fleischmann's® 1/4 tsp salt (optional) 2 tsp vanilla extract 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1-1/4 cups rolled oats 1/2 cup pecans, finely chopped Instructions: Preheat oven to 325°F. In a large bowl, cream half of the sugar into the margarine, then add the salt and vanilla extract, blending well. Next add the flour, oats, and nuts, and blend thoroughly. Place dough by the Tablespoonful on ungreased cookie sheet. Shape into crescents. Bake for 15 minutes or until bottoms are light honey-golden. Remove to wire rack and sift remaining powdered sugar generously over warm crescents. Nutritional Information: Nutritional Information (per cookie): 75 Cal; 4 g Fat; 9 g Carb; 00 mg Chol; 50 mg Sodium; 3 mg Calcium. Dietary Exchanges: 1 Bread; 1 Fat.
I'm Newwww
Hullo tell me people..what's so special about Lost Cherry...Seems like everyone loves it...Seems like its also a little bit hot here..tell me more...
Self Pleasure
Unlike men, whose sex organs are available for self pleasure by stroking and stimulating any time of the day, women have to contrive to entice their clitoris out of hiding and available for pleasuring. One of the most common female self pleasuring tips is the use of sex toys and gadgets. Luckily for us, female self pleasure toys can be found in our very own kitchen. Sure, jokes have been made about this, but it’s true. The usual suspects here are any penis-like vegetables and fruits, like carrots, cucumbers or zucchinis. Bananas are too soft to do the trick. Sometimes, un-penis-like fruits and vegetables can create another type of female self pleasure as a form of taste aphrodisiac: cherries, grapes, or sections of oranges. Feel free to use different female self pleasure techniques to enhance your arousal. Inserting any of the penis-like items inside your vulva, as you would a dildo will add to your self pleasure. As a female self pleasure technique, the use of fruits and vegetable
Sunshyne Video Huge Halloween 35% Off Sale!
Sunshyne Video Huge Halloween 35% Off Sale! (Please help us get the word out by reposting this as a one of your bulletins) That’s Right! Get 35% off everything in the store (except Magazines) on Friday October 27th, Saturday October 28th and Halloween Tuesday October 31st 2006 Between 5 Pm and Closing time! To Get this discount simply come into the store wearing your Halloween costume & Let us Take your picture! It’s That Easy! Get your costume on and come visit us to get your huge 35% discount in addition to our already low low prices! This also applies to all catalog orders!!! Please ask any store clerk for details if you need more information! Example of Savings: Reg Price $19.95 Sale Price $12.97 Reg Price $9.95 Sale Price $6.47 Reg Price $10.50 Sale Price $6.83 Reg Price $15.95 Sale Price $10.37 Reg Price $39.95 Sale Price $25.97 Reg Price $5.00 Sale Price $3.25 Reg Price $24.95 Sale Price $16.22 Reg Price $21.95 Sale Price $14.27 Sunshyne Video is
The Days
I just wonder how the days just fly by every day and nothing ever seems to change...Must be just me..hehehe
why is it that whenever a relationship goes wrong... people don't give a shit about you? they tell you that it doesn't matter if you're happy or sad.... it doesn't matter if you fight all of the time... it doesn't matter that you are so depressed all of the time that you'd rather die than fight one more night... people say that you need to stay together no matter what if you have children... but what if your children are reacting to the fighting and hell that is in your life at the moment? even if you don't fight around them.... if you don't let them see that something is wrong.... they know.... they can feel the stress and the tension in the air... and there's nothing you can do about it. why should we stay together and end up hating eachother???? it will just make things even worse on the kids.... i hate being judged for what i want to do with my life.... i hate it!!!!!!!!!
What Kind Of Fairy Are You?????????
You scored as Saphira. You are Saphira! Your always overprotective of your friends. Your always concerned with what happens with your friends.Roran92%Saphira92%Nasuada92%Durza83%Eragon67%Murtagh of Morzan58%Arya58%Which Eragon character are you?created with
Pa. Police Station Buzzing With Snakes
Pa. police station buzzing with snakes Fri Oct 27, 10:13 PM ET The city police station was buzzing Thursday — with the sound of rattlesnakes. Receptionist Mallary Shingara said when she walked into the chief's office and saw them, "I dropped my cell phone and almost my coffee." Police Chief John Brown said officers answered a call Wednesday night about a woman threatening to harm herself and found the woman in her basement holding a knife to her throat. She put down the knife but began waving the snakes at the officers, and was herself bitten on the arms and face. She put down the snakes and again grabbed the knife, but Mount Carmel police arrived with a stun weapon and used it to immobilize her, Brown said. The woman was taken to Geisinger Medical Center in Danville for treatment of the snake bites, and officers brought aquariums back to the station containing two western diamondback rattlesnakes, a pygmy rattlesnake and two copperheads, each about 30 inches long, Bro
Pain Loving Cum Slut
Your cock is soft and wet. Sweat covers every inch of your body as you lay back and catch your breath. You open your eyes and look down to the other end of the bed. I am there, naked, soaked with sweat. Frothy white cunt juice covers my legs and cunt. I am sitting in a pool of my own piss and cum, desperately scraping your cum off my face and into my mouth. You can't believe what a nasty fucking cumslut I am, the crazed look in my eyes as I try to find more of your cum to suck down. Too soon, there is no more for me to eat. Panic starts to set in inside me as I realize that there is no more. The sick fuckpig inside me that drives me on an on still needs more. You've been fucking me like an animal for hours. You've pounded my mouth, pussy and ass with your huge, hard cock until you thought they would break, but somehow I still need more.I start to crawl up your leg, heading straight for your cock again, begging you for more, telling you that I'll do anything for just a little more. You'
One Of My New Favorite Songs
Dexter Freebish Leaving Town Oh your reputation is so golden your never lonely and your never home I know you've been talking about leaving you've lost all your feelings for this town. Paint your nails and put your lipstick you don't want to miss your ticket out. Just because you graduate from school so high in the gene pool that's point of view. But when your broke and down and no one else is around You'll come running back to this town and I'll be there, yeah I'll be there. Cause I remember how we shared time together and how you used to say that the stars are forever. And dreamed about how to make your life better by leaving town, leaving town. Pack your bags, your smokes in your pocket Your wearing my locket around your neck Take your drag and wait for the Greyhound the world is your playground and you want to win. But when your broke and down and no one else is around. You'll come running back to this town and I'll be there, yeah I'll be there.
Grilled Spanish Chicken Supper
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:30 min Makes:6 servings 3 medium unpeeled baking potatoes, cut into 1/2-inch cubes (4 cups) 2 medium green or red bell peppers, chopped (2 cups) 1 large onion, coarsely chopped (1 cup) 12 large pimiento-stuffed olives, coarsely chopped 1 can (14 1/2 ounces) diced tomatoes with roasted garlic, undrained 1 tablespoon Gold Medal® all-purpose flour 3 teaspoons chili powder 1 teaspoon salt 1 1/2 pounds chicken breast tenders (not breaded) 1. Heat coals or gas grill for direct heat. In large bowl, mix potatoes, bell peppers, onion, olives and tomatoes. Stir in flour, 2 teaspoons of the chili powder and 1/2 teaspoon of the salt. Spoon mixture into large heavy-duty aluminum foil bag. 2. Sprinkle remaining 1 teaspoon chili powder and 1/2 teaspoon salt over chicken. Arrange chicken on top of vegetables. Double-fold open end of bag. Slide foil bag onto cookie sheet to carry to grill. 3. Slide foil bag onto grill. Grill uncovered 4 to 5 inches from
What's Ur Dating Speed
You are a Look Before You Leap, Yellow Light Dater When it comes to the dating game, you fall in the middle You aren't going to ask out any cute guy that comes your way That doesn't mean you're a total wall-flower though. You'll smile and flirt - for Mr. Almost Perfect. You're online dating style? You're wired to spend time reading profiles carefully Once you figure out what you want, you'll make a few connections What's Your Dating Speed?
Rain From Within
fear is what brings you along keeps you awake in the middle of the night Ive shut the door and long since gone Ive turned something thats wrong into a right settle in on the eve of the damned I think itll rain when I die and no one will remember the name no one will even try I think youre ready to know the real me the man behind the walls the man you cant see Bleeding along thru the night when can you save me from this something just isnt right a certain feeling I cant dismiss shed yourself from any thoughts of me pretend im not here forget and part company walk alone in fear someone draws first blood again night after night dishing it out Ive run away from the pain leaving you with something to think about
Stick With You
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Help Me
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New Pics
check the new pics i ripped from a friend before i put them in a new folder.
Tortilla-chicken Stack
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:55 min Makes:6 servings 1 1/2 cups shredded cooked chicken 2 3/4 cups meatless spaghetti sauce 1 can (4.5 ounces) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles, drained 1 can (2 1/4 ounces) sliced ripe olives, drained 5 Old El Paso® flour tortillas (8 inches in diameter) 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 ounces) 1. Heat oven to 400ºF. Grease pie plate, 10x1 1/2 inches. 2. Mix chicken, spaghetti sauce, chilies and olives. Place 2 tortillas in pie plate. Top with 3/4 cup of the chicken mixture, 1/4 cup of the cheese and 1 tortilla. Repeat twice with 3/4 cup of the chicken mixture, 1/4 cup of the cheese and 1 tortilla. Top with remaining chicken mixture. 3. Cover and bake 30 minutes. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup cheese. Bake uncovered about 15 minutes or until center is hot and cheese is melted. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 435 (Calories from Fat 155 ); Total Fat 17 g (Saturated Fat 6 g); Cholesterol 50 mg; Sodium 1150 mg; Total
Time Its Time For A Change..
For those of you that don't live in Indiana. We haven't changed our time for years. I never thought we did at all until my parents told me Indiana use to many years ago. Anyway this is the first year that Indiana has imbraced the Daylight Savings Time Theory. I personally don't see much of a difference other then it causes a lot of crap at work. Anything that has a clock on it or has recorded time has to get changed somehow. Some of us booger eating morons can't even set the clock on our vcrs let alone change the clock forward in the spring and backward in the fall.... Anyway I figured maybe this could be one of those start/finish lines for lifes events. Meaning the finish line to end doing certain things in my life and get things straight. The starting line is making moves to get things staight and move forward in life toward goals that I want to reach. Goals that I shouldn't put on the backburner,but should know that all goals can't be met at once.
I Want To Wish Everyone A Wonderful Day
Do you ever feel like your life is just going no where?Just the same thing everyday(Kinda like the movie Ground Hound Day)Hmm I wonder if one day I will get it right. All I want is to wake up next to someone I love and that loves me,Share some coffee on the front porch in a morning breeze,And kiss them for no reasons at all.Sit together and have some breakfest before we split for our busy days. Then come home from our busy days, enjoy dinner and a shower together or even cuddle up on the couch.And share some of our days events.Listen to each other because we care...Being able to share things with each other no matter what it may be. This is what I want in my life,I want to be happy and in love for all the right reasons.Or I will just be alone..Because no one derserve to be treated or done the way I am, An when my unfinished business is done, I will go my own way,And I will be happy.. Lifes not alway perfect, But you can make it as close to perfect as it
Military -vs- Civilian Life So True It Is Scary.
To those who are serving or who have served. THANK YOU!!! Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. __________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're ce! ll phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You don't feel like helping out your dad today, so you don't. H
Colds.. Flu .. Blahhhh's
In need of some TLC... If anyone got the Licnse plate of the Mack Truck that ran me over .. Please let me know .. It did a number .. Ive got the Blahh's
Friends Over
So i had a couple friends over tonight for a bit..Its been awhile..Here is a lil glimpse :P
I Love Canada
Me And Sam Love Canada...Yup!
I Am So Surprised!
You Were Nice This Year! You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
Help My New Friend...
tbennett77@ CherryTAP A new friend of mine could use se help! He's 343 points from level 4! Go and show him so love!! Thanks in advance!!
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These slits across my wrists I lay Makes you never dream the day You find me laying in my bed All thats left a severed head You wonder why and look around Within these walls cannot be found This life of mine which now is lost Wont come at any cost I lived a life of misery Maybe now you will see All the hell you put me through Now tell me whats left for you to do?
Porcupine Meatballs
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:1 hr 10 min Makes:30 meatballs 1 1/2 cups Multi-Bran Chex® cereal 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 2/3 cup uncooked parboiled (converted) rice 1/2 cup milk 1 package (1 oz) onion soup mix 1 egg 1 cup water 2 cans (11 1/2 oz each) tomato juice (3 cups) 1. Heat oven to 425°F. Crush cereal. (To easily crush cereal, place in plastic bag or between sheets of waxed paper, and crush with rolling pin.) In large bowl, mix crushed cereal, beef, rice, milk, dry soup mix and egg. Using wet hands, shape mixture into 30 meatballs. Place in ungreased 13x9-inch baking dish or 3-quart casserole. 2. Pour water and tomato juice over meatballs; stir gently. 3. Cover and bake 50 to 55 minutes or until rice is tender and beef is no longer pink in center and juice is clear. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 1 hour to 1 hour 15 minutes. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 70 (Calories from Fat 20); Total Fat 2g (Saturated Fat 1g, Trans Fat 0g);
Crying's not weeping It's not just a lie Crying is hurting Deep down Deep inside You hurt me Im crying but dont understand Why these tears are unseen So you cant see me cry These tears that Im crying like acid They burn but they Teach me the lessons in life that I learn Crying's not weeping its not just a lie Crying is hurting Deep down Deep inside
I Need Help!
Ive been trying to get to the next level for weeks now and could really use some help. If anyone is bored or hasnt stopped by to rate or comment me please do so and tell your friends!
Sick Of It Take Back Your Existance
if your easily offended FUCK YOU and stop reading right about now ...... ok i assume only tha real are reading at this point so here goes my first shot EVER at this blog thing. what ever happened to freedom of choice and expression ? isn't that written in some famouse document as a quote unquote right ? who the fuck decided what a professional appearence is ? look at yourself and ask yourself this ..... at some point in my life did i do something wear certain clothes or act a certain way that someone maybe a parent or boss didnt approve of ? and are these not the same things that made me who i am today ? i just had my ass chewed out because of my facial piercings !! what the fuck does that have to do with my job working on the front lines with todays youth ? the same youth that will be the leaders of tomorrow ? what happened to teaching people tolerance and acceptance to the difference of other cultures life styles and religious beliefes ? what happend to the old saying " never judge
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Giddy-up Horse Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 1 hr 15 min Makes: 20 servings 1 pkg. (2-layer size) chocolate cake mix 6 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate 1 cup whipping cream 1 cup powdered sugar 2 white ring-shaped hard candies (for eyes) 2 red ring-shaped hard candies (for bridle) 25 assorted candy-coated chocolate pieces (for bridle) 3 pieces (8 inch each) string licorice (for bridle) PREPARE cake batter and bake in greased foil-lined 13x9-inch baking pan as directed on package. Cool completely. Cut cake into pieces as shown in diagram. Arrange on serving platter as shown in photo ; set aside. PLACE chocolate and cream in medium microwaveable bowl. Microwave on MEDIUM (50%) 2 to 3 min. or until chocolate is completely melted and mixture is well blended, stirring after each min. Remove 1/4 cup of the chocolate mixture; place in small resealable plastic bag. Set aside. Add powdered sugar to remaining chocolate mixture in bowl; beat with wire whisk until smoo
Hilarious Makings Of The Mad Hatter
You Might Be A Redneck If: You take your dog for a walk & you both use the same tree. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center. You burn your yard rather than mow it. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. You come back from the dump with more than you brought. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list. You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem. You've bathed with flea and tick soap. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. You have a rag for a ga
What Subcategory Of Goth Best Fits You?
You scored as Old-school Goth. You are an old-school goth. Forget Tina and Rogue, your idols are still Siouxsie and Peter and Fat Bob, and black lipstick and white powder is still the way to go. Click on my name to take my other tests if you liked this one.Old-school Goth75%Romantic Goth67%Understanding Outsider58%Ethereal Goth50%Fantasy Goth33%Anything-Goes Goth33%Death Rocker25%Confused Outsider25%Industrial/Rivet-Head17%Cyber-goth8%Perky Goff
Poem For The Best Big Brothers Ever
A brother is who is always there for you, make you laugh when you are sad, and help you with your problems. You were always there for me, you made me laugh more than i can remember, and helped me with every problem i needed. You may be many years older than me, but you're still a cool, fun, and loving bro. I miss you so much, now that you have moved far away. 9hrs. away from my big bro. is too hard for me to bare. I count the days for when you would visit me, at the calender as i stared. I wonder if you ever miss me as i much as i miss you. I miss the laughs . Most of all I miss you, wayne&millian- my bestfriend my hero my brother
Always Isent Hard To Understand
Smooth ~~~ Santana And Rob Thomas
Am I Really All Alone???
HowManyOfMe.comThere are:0people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Hehe,another Fun One!!
You scored as Goth. Goth56%Slut50%Loser44%Hippy25%Nerdy Girl19%Popular Bitch19%Athletic Tomboy13%Preppy Girl0%What type of girl are you?!!created with
to all my friends and family HAPPY HALLOWEEN,,,,,,,ITLL B SWEETS FOR THE SWEETS..........PARTY ON....
They say the eyes never lie, so then tell me what you see? Faced with regret, would you refuse you're destiny? There's a time and a place to embrace our fears Squeeze my eyes shut to silence the tears The impact of disapointment shaking our foundation Just the price to be paid for giving into temptaion Look deeper into these eyes so blue Look deeper until these lies become true Under my skin I can feel your touch Sometimes the sensation becomes too much Becoming a monster with every breath Giving my heart until there's nothing left Another bottle falls empty to the floor Now another lock bolted onto my door The entrance is barred, impossible to open The hinges are rusted, but far from broken My eyes are windows into a tattered soul Empty from memories, it's been swallowed whole The past is the past, we'll never get it back The future creeps closer, ever ready to attack Faced with all this guilt, when no one is right It seem
The Flow Of Life
Another day, another year, both flow seemless No direction, no drive, ever dreamless Distance ourselves from open ended emotions Question our morals and our very devotions What is the purpose to which we awake What is this love we seem to forsake Every day bringing another mistake Every one makes the soul ache No matter how much we grow How much love we try to show We always end up here, all alone Longing for what is now, forever unknown The future, a streaming flow of blackend sky The past, another regret, another moment to wonder why
I opened the door.firstmistake. I washed my skin with hard water and cast my pearls to swine. She asked if i were having the time of my life. i said Yes. i had a bouqet of dried leaves. She asked again if i were going out tonight. I did not have a stitch to wear. I ate from the garden and thought of the immense world of night and how hot yellow eats blue white future. So, as the larvae says to the spider i spat digestive fluid as words! to cast swine off as diamond. Who was right? doesn't matter. I was left again.lastmistake.
Flourless Chocolate-nut Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 12 servings 6 eggs, separated 3/4 cup sugar, divided 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, melted 1 tsp. grated orange peel 1 cup finely chopped PLANTERS Walnuts PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 9-inch springform pan. Beat egg yolks and 1/2 cup of the sugar in medium bowl with electric mixer on high speed until thick and lemon colored. Add butter; mix well. Blend in chocolate and orange peel. Stir in walnuts; set aside. BEAT egg whites in small bowl with electric mixer on high speed until foamy. Gradually add remaining 1/4 cup sugar, beating until stiff peaks form. Add to chocolate mixture; stir gently until well blended. Spread into prepared pan. BAKE 35 to 40 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan on wire rack 10 min. Run a knife or metal spatula around rim of pan to loosen; remove rim of pan. Cool c
Have Fun..........but!!1
thanks to all of you wonderful people for the comments and a happy halloween to all
Military Compensation...
Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a s
Chicken-mandarin Orange Salad
MARINADE: 1/4 c. olive oil 1/8 c. tarragon vinegar SALAD: Red and green bibbed lettuce and iceberg lettuce 2 split and deboned chicken breasts 1 can mandarin orange segments 1/3 c. walnuts or pecans 1-2 carrots, sliced DRESSING: 1/2 c. plain yogurt 1/4 c. thousand island dressing 1/4 c. raspberry jam Cut chicken into strips. Marinate 15-30 minutes. Pan fry until done. Rinse and drain greens. Combine dressing ingredients. Arrange greens in large salad bowl. Top salad with orange segments, chicken, sliced carrots. Spoon on dressing. Top with nuts. Great served with fresh bread from Francesa's.
I wonder do you feel today As I have felt since, hand in hand, We sat down on the grass, to stray In spirit better through the land, This morn of Rome and May? For me, I touched a thought, I know, Has tantalized me many times, (Like turns of thread the spiders throw Mocking across our path) for rhymes To catch at and let go. Help me to hold it! First it left The yellowing fennel, run to seed There, branching from the brickwork's cleft, Some old tomb's ruin: yonder weed Took up the floating weft, Where one small orange cup amassed Five beetles—blind and green they grope Among the honey-meal: and last, Everywhere on the grassy slope I traced it. Hold it fast! The champaign with its endless fleece Of feathery grasses everywhere! Silence and passion, joy and peace, An everlasting wash of air— Rome's ghost since her decease. Such life here, through such lengths of hours, Such miracles performed in pla
hello all.. hope you had an awesome halloween and got a chance to hand out candy and what not.. just wondering if maybe when you get some time if you could look at my pictures and rate some of them and leave some comments for me.. would mean the world to me and i would also return the favours back.. and also if you could plz rate my profile that would be awesome.. thank you all.. your the best
I Won't Be Online As Much
Hey Everyone, Just want you all to know I'm cutting down my time online due to my health. I've been in excrusiating pain from my nerve and spinal problems, and it's literally taking all of my energy away. I will try to check in daily for a few minutes or so, but that's as much as I can handle for now. Once I start feeling a little stronger, I will be back for longer periods of time to catch up with you all. I want to thank you all for standing by me, and for being so patient and understanding. Also, thank you sooo much for all the sweet, awesome comments, ratings and gifts you have sent me. I sincerely appreciate it. I am truly blessed to have so many genuine and amazing true friends. I love you all!! Please take care, stay healthy, and safe. My peace, and best wishes to you all. Love, hugs and kisses....Patti {***AngelEyes***}
Good Men Of All Colors
Good Men are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls, and at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good man really looks like. He usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. He might not wear a suit or push a Lexus. He might not have a body like Tyson with a Denzel face. But, as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back rather than someone who turns your head. A good man doesn't agree wholeheartedly with everything you say. He doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. He doesn't declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, etc. he is (he won't have to because it shows). He has his own opinions and yours may clash, but he doesn't have to degrade you to prove he's right. He even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same. A good man is not going to meet every item on your checklist. He is human with frailties and faults mixed in with all
Lol posted my 1st mumm...Boy, its fun! Lol..Im easily amused!!!
Egg Salad Sandwich
Prep: 10 min. * 6 hard-cooked eggs, chopped * 2 Tbs. onions, chopped * 2 Tbs. celery, chopped * 1/4 cup mayonnaise * 2 tsp. ground mustard * 4 cheese slices * 4 crisp lettuce leaves * 8 slices whole grain bread Combine first 5 ingredients in a bowl. Spread on half the bread slices. Top with egg salad mixture, cheese, lettuce, and remaining bread. Per serving: calories 490, fat 27.0g, 50% calories from fat, cholesterol 337mg, protein 19.8g, carbohydrates 40.3g, fiber 4.4g, sugar 6.0g, sodium 783mg, diet points 11.7. Dietary Exchanges: Milk: 0.0, Vegetable: 0.2, Fruit: 0.0, Bread: 2.4, Lean meat: 1.9, Fat: 4.0, Sugar: 0.0, Very lean meat protein: 0.0
Steakhouse Chopped Steak
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, one patty each 1 lb. ground sirloin 1/2 cup chopped onions 2 cloves garlic, minced 1/2 tsp. each: salt and pepper 1/4 cup BULL'S-EYE Steakhouse Barbecue Sauce with A.1., divided PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Mix meat, onions, garlic, salt and pepper. Shape into four 1/2-inch-thick oval patties. GRILL patties 5 min. Brush with 2 Tbsp. of the barbecue sauce; turn over. Continue grilling 5 min. or until medium doneness (160°F). REMOVE patties from grill. Top evenly with the remaining 2 Tbsp. barbecue sauce. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise Enjoy your favorite foods while keeping portion size in mind. Serving Suggestion Serve in split crusty Italian bread rolls. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 260 Total fat 15g Saturated fat 6g Cholesterol 70mg Sodium 540mg Carbohydrate 9g Dietary fiber 1g Sugars 7g Prote
Grilled Swordfish With Papaya Salsa
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 1 hr 6 min Makes: 6 servings 1/3 cup KRAFT Italian Dressing 3 swordfish steaks (8 oz. each) 2 papaya, peeled, seeded and cubed 1/2 cup chopped red pepper 2 green onions, thinly sliced 1/2 of a jalapeño pepper, seeded, finely chopped 3 Tbsp. lime juice POUR dressing over fish in resealable plastic bag; seal bag. Refrigerate 30 minutes to marinate. Meanwhile, mix remaining ingredients in medium bowl; cover. Refrigerate until ready to serve. PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Remove fish from marinade; discard marinade. Grill fish 6 to 8 minutes on each side or until fish flakes easily with fork. CUT each swordfish steak in half. Serve with papaya mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Cooking Fish NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: Incorporate more fish into your diet with this easy, tasty recipe. The combination of the papaya and red pepper makes it rich in vitamin C and a good source of vitamin A. Diet Exchang
These Rants For Now
For now, all my rants are just gonna be imported from my MySpace Rant page ( I love to rant and if your read any of my other rants at that OTHER page, you'll realize that pretty quick. Like I say in my profile, I am giving this site a small chance, but it better get cooler pretty damn quick. Until next time... Later!
Tibet Vs Google
Here's a copy of the email you sent through the International Campaign for Tibet on February 07, 2006 at 6:51:59 AM. Message: Dear Google, As a Tibet supporter and someone who wishes to see increased human rights and democracy for Tibetans and Chinese living in China, I am dismayed to read about your decision to begin actively censoring the content of on behalf of the Chinese government. Your decision to support the repression of Chinese and Tibetans seeking alternative information and voicing alternative views is a sad day for the people of China and Tibet and makes Google complicit in the Chinese Communist Party's shameful distortion of the truth of its own history in Tibet. I have read your Company Principles, "Ten Things Google Has Found to be True", and would like you to read "Ten Things You Won't Find to be True on": 1. The consistent non-violent efforts of the Dalai Lama to bring peace to Tibet through understanding between Chinese and Tibetans
Somewhat True
Your Personality Profile You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches. The World's Shortest Personality Test
Production Video
yesterday the president of the window factory i work for told everyone to wear their blue company shirts to work today because we was going to make a production video to send to our customers to show them how we make our windows, and to prove that no one else can beat our quality. they told everyone to do what they normally do while they was filming. but when i got done with the window i was working on, they asked me to take it apart and do it over and they wanted me to do everything the same way i did before. after that they told me when to start on the next window because they wanted me to be in the shot when they was filming everyone else. And they wanted to make sure i had everything set up that i needed for the windows the guy next to me was working on. so i took a look at what i had, and let the other guy know which windows i had everything for so we can keep things running smooth. we might not of had scripts, but i think i got a good taste of what actors go through behind the sc
Banana Nut-chocolate Chip Crumb Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 58 min Makes: 12 servings 2-1/2 cups POST SELECTS BANANA NUT CRUNCH Cereal, divided 2 cups flour 1 tsp. baking soda 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened, divided 1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar 2 eggs 1 container (6 oz.) vanilla low-fat yogurt 3/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3 Tbsp. honey PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Sprinkle 1 cup of the cereal onto bottom of greased 8-inch square baking pan; set aside. Combine flour and baking soda; set aside. BEAT 1/2 cup of the butter and the sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Add flour mixture alternately with the yogurt, beating after each addition until well blended. Stir in chips. Spoon into prepared pan. BAKE 35 min. or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. PREHEAT broiler. Melt remaining 1/4 cup butter. Mix with the honey in medium bowl. Add remaini
I Will Be On And Off This Site
right now i find this site sorta wierd but i will check for messages and all that every other day
I'd Like This Back If It Applies
I'D LIKE THIS BACK IF IT APPLIES A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! "And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a re
---------love Me---------
---------Love Me--------- Kiss me in the lght, Love me in the dark, Hold me till the end, And i promise i won't break your heart.
As When Soul Mates Do Collide
She looks up at Him from bended knee~ her eyes smile with her love. He reaches down to touch her face~ And He smiles from above. Do they dare to dream the dream~ They both have waited for? Is this true, will this last Is this chance at love ~ their door? Can they walk forever hand-in-hand~ Climb mountains together, high? Comfort each other when times are hard~ And in splendor soar the skies? Will the drums play for them~ As they enter with native pride? Would skies will roar with thunder~ As when soul mates do collide? She lies down her pen, eyes filled with mist~ As these questions rush through her mind. She says a prayer, for their fragile hearts~ Knowing the answers will come in time.
Taste The Apple Of The Darkness
Taste the apple of the the pic to try us....
Moving Forward - Hoobastank
This is off their new album "Every Man for Himself" If you do not have this album, get it. It's my fave at the moment. I apologize for the FMA vid but it's the only way you can hear the song lol. At least I'm moving forward. At least I'm moving forward. At least I'm moving forward. At least I'm moving forward... I stand before, a road that will lead, Into the unknown - at least unknown to me. I want to go, but I'm paralyzed with fear. Fear of a choice, where the outcome isn't clear. Nooo, but still I gooo. And I take the first step of a million more. And I'll make mistakes I've never made before. But at least I'm moving forward, at least I'm moving forward. At least I'm moving forward... I wonder if the journey will be, Short as I hope, or much longer than it seems. But either way, I've made up my mind. I'm through feeling scared, I'm leaving that behind. Sooo, Now it's time to gooo. And I take, the first step of a million more. And I'll mak
His touch warms my body, the passion in his kiss releases all my fears, His voice speaks to my soul and puts me at ease. I resist but only find that I must submit, to the one who speaks to my soul, hears my thoughts and caresses my heart. I tell myself to resist, but with in his touch I can only surrender, my body, my heart and my soul. I convince myself that I don't need him, but I know that I belong to him, I have no choice, am his, to leave would to be lost. For his touch warms me his voice soothes me and his kiss surrounds me. I swim within his passion and know this is where I belong.
Robin Swallows
Thanks To Crappy People...
Most people on here just add friends simply to gain rank and points but if anyone actually gives a crap... I locked all my photos (with exception of one) of myself and friends into FRIENDS ONLY galleries. Today someone took it upon themselves to rip one of my photos (one of me in uniform, when I was in the Navy) without MY PERMISSION and now has it as their only photo in their gallery. This not only ticks me off but makes me wonder why they would choose that photo. Two years ago, I had an incident with this girl who stole all my pics from, a dirty rating/dating website and pretended to be me on,,,,, and many other sites... The scary thing is that she used my last name (which is very obscure, the only ppl I know that have it are related to me) as the log on name. I learned a big lesson, 1.) don't post your last name on the internet and if you are wearing a uniform, blur out the nametape/tag and 2.) do
More Random Rants . . .
These are things that piss me off. Pray you're not on this list. lol * People who do their make-up when they drive. Look, you have two hands, both of which are SUPPOSED to be on the wheel. Granted, most people drive with one hand . . . but that doesn't mean use that free hand to do your freaking make-up! You're SUPPOSED to be keeping your goddamned eyes on the road! Look where you're driving! If there's a string of accidents in your wake wherever you go, it's probably your fault! Why don't you concentrate on what you're really SUPPOSED to be doing. If you don't have time to put on your make-up BEFORE you leave home, I suggest you either go without make-up . . . or get up EARLIER so you DO have time. * People who hate their job, and take it out on the customers. Okay, so you hate your job. A lot of us do. But, that doesn't give you the right, especially if you're in customer service, to take out your bitterness on me, or any other customer. If
Impetuous Eyes Cannot Wait To See.
The threat of your memory, worries me to wonder the fate of your story I can hear it plain as toast, within bimetal wire roasting "Are you afraid?" In plain inquisitive english. "Of course, fool. It's the human condition." In plain volatile language, to be so very little As we unload our hot weapons into the faces of adversity As the clouds unload viscous ammunition Unto blind backs and steady shoulder ...attacks Unto the friend Unto the fiend I still see us swap spit in decimate surroundings cities buildings in abandoned function I see us panting vulgar, vulgar displays of our power within each other's ears On the glass beaches of Michigan Glass loved too hot by: Iranian nukes, and ill thought of white skin, after all, after everything, here we lie in importance. I see you in a green trance, ziplocked and loving, grey phantasmic swirling puffiness in our eyes It was neccesary, very, very, intentionally necessary, to tell you, during the thought of you
Quiz 3
yes, im stuck in a sort of holding pattern here...need to highlight the middle and th text will show up...sorry According to experts, my adult industry job would be...Adult Book Store ClerkIt's not just about sitting behind a counter, taking people's money and dealing with shop lifters, you get to meet 'interesting' people as wellTake the Adult Industry Job Quiz
Another Poem By Joe Blake
Why can't i find my one true love. I look for some help from the guy above. He says my son sit still please don't fret. It's not time for you to find her yet. I say but father my time my ran out. He than says my son relax please don't pout. If you quit your search you might find what you want. So stop being an old sly fox and stop this hunt. So sit back and relax and stop shedding those tears. Cause i'm telling you my son once she arrives she'll love you for years. So i guess what he's saying is if i give it some time. The girl that i'm searching for will finally be mine.
New Bike
A father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike. "Where did you get the money for that?" he asked. "It must have cost over 300 dollars!" "I earned it hiking," replied the boy. "Hiking??? Come on son, tell your Dad the truth. Nobody can make that sort of money hiking. Where did you Really get the cash from?" "It's like I say, Dad. Every night when you were gone, Mr Burns from the bank would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a 20 dollar bill and tell me to take a hike"!
I Love You Master
Tonight I wept Thinking of You Hungry for You Desperate for You But I, was unable to get to You As my loneliness And the emptiness inside me grows From a single spot To a huge abyss My need for You Grows daily To please You For Your control Your domination I need You To guide me To teach me To make me perfect To make me whole
time slips through my hands... sometimes i don't even know who i am... but the waves that crash around me... are not all of my own creation... or maybe they are... don't always understand... my own mind... my own heart... they betray me... laughing at me like mindless jesters... one smiling... the other in tears... leaving me to find my way...alone... in this sea of endlessness... adrift on waves of emotions... that i can neither understand... nor control... my pain is an everlasting soul torture... torn in halves... my soul lingers... trying vainly too piece itself back together... but not knowing where too begin... a soul alone... knowing that somewhere there is another... so very much the same... beckoning through the lonely night... crying shamelessly for return from this darkness... too no avail... what is love... that brings no gladness too its vessel... and yet brings ecstasy at the same moment... years of emptiness... an awakened soul... scratch
Being Me
If you really want to get to know me all you have do to is be yourself and not try to be phony or fake........IM NEITHER FAKE OR PHONEY WHEN IT COMES TO MY FRIENDS.......JUST ASK MICK OR AUSSIE WOLF
Sadly But True
I am sad to say that I think I may have just lost a friend. I try and try to call, text and IM her. I leave comments and still nothing. I know she must have a love life too, but she's just different. She blows me off all the time now and I think I have lost her.
Feelin Better
So yeah after my crazy rant last night i cryed a lil then talked to my awesome friends Mike and Thane..I feel alot better today..Still sick but my heart dosent hurt that much anymore...Im soo lucky to have such great friends..Thanks everyone eho tryed to cheer me up...I
Please Read
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and
What Does Your Name Mean
CARLA C is for Chic A is for Ambitious R is for Relaxed L is for Luxurious A is for Athletic What Does Your Name Mean?
I saw you sleeping so quietly and beautifully. And waited for you to wake up so I could hold you in my arms. But as I waited, I waited with nervousness, 'cause I found out that you was sick, so I got worried. I know you will get better, and I know that everything is going to be ok. 'Cause I'll be praying for you.
Trackz And What Not
WTF are up with Trackz? Started a lounge, Strigoi Vii, see my lounge section. Thanks to everyone who viewed and rated my profile and pictures! In Darkness Eternal, Astannun
Movie Of My Life
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*head Explode*
My points keep going up and down drastically. Anyone else having this problem? I'll look at my profile and I'll be at 14,208 to go, then refresh and be at 14,635 to go. It's maddening. Oh, but: Today's Rank: #433 Rank: #995 I HAVE AN OVERALL RANK. Weird.
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Waldorf Salad
2 cup cubed apples 1/4 cup chopped nuts 1 cup cubed celery. 1/2 cup mayonaise Combine apples, nutmeats, and celery. Moisten with mayonaise. Mix lightly with 2 forks. Serves 6.
Beef And Bean Burritos
This burrito recipe is easy to make. Garnish with shredded lettuce, sour cream, chopped tomatoes, or your favorite garnish. Scroll down the page for more burrito recipes and related recipes. INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound lean ground beef * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1 clove garlic, minced * 2 teaspoons chili powder * 1 teaspoon dried leaf oregano, crumbled * 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon ground pepper * 1 can (16 ounces) refried beans * 1 can (10 ounces) enchilada sauce, divided * 6 (8-inch) flour tortillas * shredded lettuce * garnishes PREPARATION: In a large skillet over medium heat, cook ground beef, onion, and garlic until meat is browned, stirring often to break up meat. Drain well. Add chili powder, oregano, cumin, salt, and pepper; simmer for 10 minutes. This burrito recipe is easy to make. Garnish with shredded lettuce, sour cream, chopped tomatoes, or your favorite garnish. Scroll do
You scored as Guardian Angel. You are tough! There is someone in your life who you are watching over. Your love protects them. You are not afraid of anything, not even the devil!Guardian Angel81%Archangel75%The Anti-Heroine50%The Angel of Death50%Archetype38%Fallen Angel25%Archdemoness13%Demoness0%Are you an Angel or a Demoness? (anime pics)created with
Hyperkinetic Synthetic
This is what it comes down to. The Us vs. Them The Me vs. Him The Me controls the Him, but the Him is needed by the Me. It's like killing Hitler. But We don't need the Them. I never lose. Never ever lose. You can't lose The Game when you make The Fucking Rules. Come, take my hand, follow my lead. Dance with me? Dance with me, motherfucker. I said Dance. Pack it in, let it go. Push push pull. Kinetic catastrophe,entropy, destruction is bliss. Soon So very soon There will be only the Me. And the He will cease to exist. I hope you're ready. I know They aren't.
Please Vote
hello all my friends i vote for all my friends in contests and now its time for you to vote for me i am in 2 differant tattoo contests and i would like you all to go vote for me in both i will keep posting those 2 contest please vote alot for me here is the link for one contest here is the link to the other please vote lots in both thanks
Muh German Skills Rox My Sox
ich bin eine sau, bitte bitte, danke, das is eine vogel. ich liebe dich lol w00t i rock my own sox :D
Messengers Of Light
Rainbows The ancient Greeks believed that the goddess Iris used rainbows to travel from the heavens to earth, gliding down the colorful slide to deliver messages from the gods to humans. Looking at a rainbow, it is easy to see how it came to be seen as a mode for divine communication. When one appears, we stop what we're doing and stare in amazement. Something magical has penetrated our everyday world and blessed us with it's beauty. Every culture has witnessed the rainbow and attempted to make sense of it in its own way. In recent years, it has been interpreted as a message of racial unity-a symbol representing the potential for the harmonious coming together of all the various tribes of the earth. In Tibetan Buddhism, when a great yogi or yogini passes on, rainbows appear at the time of passing. This is referred to as the attainment of the rainbow body. What it means is that the soul in question purified itself so completely as to be free of darkness at the time of death.
Fuckin' Dinosaurs
Herb Baked Chicken
Chicken is baked with a coating of bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese, oregano, thyme, and other seasonings. INGREDIENTS: * 3 pounds chicken parts or bone-in breast halves * 1/2 cup fine dry bread crumbs * 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese * 2 teaspoons parsley flakes * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon dried leaf oregano, crumbled * 1/2 teaspoon dried leaf thyme, crumbled * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1/4 cup melted butter * butter, unmelted PREPARATION: Remove skin from the chicken. Combine bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese, parsley flakes, salt, oregano, thyme, and pepper. Dip chicken in melted butter then coat with crumb mixture. Arrange chicken in a single layer, not touching, in a greased shallow baking dish. Dot with butter. Bake at 350° for about 1 hour, until chicken is tender. Mediterranean chicken recipe serves 4.
Like Roaches With The Lights On
i could never see straight ahead the light in the horizon was always dim the motions of time i could see the dust settle like how each petal grows in the spring how each leaf drops in autumn the lost time in between the days forgotten the empty space i felt the driving pain the need to change eventually the leaves have to fall starting over the cycle again once more so we can grow again in the spring that the winter brought on but this year i want to stay right here in between the change and the pain to live a peaceful life without the strain
The Light
Please Come Join Us And Listen To Great Music And Make Some Awsome New Or Old Friends
Sometimes I don't even see why I even try to make thing's work out. I don't really see the point behind realtionships any more every god damn one turns into a big fucking fight that ultimately places blame right in my lap. Why do all the girls I end up being good friends with push for dateing me. I'm not going to change for you just because your dateing me. Is it wrong to ask someone to just let you be you and love you at the same time? I don't think so but apprently it's one of the thing's you just don't do. Fuck that shit...I am seriously starting to think that ignoreing the advances of the opposite sex would be easier then actually takeing them on. Anyway I'm done with this rant for now there's sure to be more you can bet your money on that.
~The Answer To Your Question~ Theres nothing to be said, In several hours you'll be dead. You'll drowned in ur own blood.. Its your death I shall become, Pitiless to your cries, I'll rip out ur fucking eyes And shove them in ur face I'll love the fucking taste You'll see it in my eyes Thats were the answer lies.....
First Time
this is my first time and I am loving what is on the site thanks for letting me know
Sorry I Haven't Been Around
hey everyone. sorry i haven't been around. been really busy with work and haven't felt like being online. so i'll understand if people want to drop me as a friend. i also have been talking/spending time with my baby. he just makes me so much happier and i'm so in love with him. i've never felt so happy. it's like a weight off my shoulders. i can be myself around him and he won't look at me funny. lol. so i hope all is well with everyone. have a safe and happy holiday!! :)
Hed Pe- Swan Dive (live)
Spicy Tomato-cheese Bread
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 15 min Makes: 20 servings, 1 slice each 1-1/2 cups KRAFT 2% Milk Shredded Reduced Fat Sharp Cheddar Cheese 4 slices OSCAR MAYER Turkey Bacon, cooked, crumbled 1/2 tsp. ground red pepper 2 cups chopped tomatoes 1 loaf (16 oz.) French bread, cut into 20 slices MIX cheese, turkey bacon and pepper. PLACE bread slices on baking sheet. Top evenly with tomatoes; sprinkle evenly with cheese mixture. BAKE at 350°F for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Shortcut Cut bread loaf in half lengthwise, then add the toppings and bake as directed. Cut into 2-inch slices to serve. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: Serve this spicy low-fat appetizer at your next get-together. Diet Exchange: 1 Starch,1/2 Fat Nutrition (per serving) Calories 100 Total fat 3g Saturated fat 1.5g Cholesterol 10mg Sodium 230mg Carbohydrate 14g Dietary fiber 1g Sugars
Six Months....
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He s
The Special Person That You Are!
The Special Person That You Are! The only way you can successfully communicate and relate to other people, is to like yourself. The more you like yourself, the more others will like and accept you. Unfortunately, many people have experiences in their past that leave them feeling unworthy, incapable and embarrassed. That is all over now. It is in the past. The reality is that you're an expressive, sensitive, gregarious person, if only you'll let yourself be. It doesn't matter what someone has said about you in the past. It doesn't matter what shortcomings you have previously experienced. That is all history. What matters is what you do from this point forward. Realize that you are a worthwhile, valuable person with an enormous contribution to make. Find the best within yourself and feel good about the person you are. You are a special person, and your life begins today. You my friend are INCREDABLE!!!
The Insides
remove my eyes to free my soul see all the inner workings of my mind the electric thoughts that make up me shift through my dreams picking out what you do not want tossed into some mental closet locked away from the good. Obedian, quiet, subservent. make me your perfect princess Show off your work of art. Pretty smile femine whiles Inside lives the monster, fed scraps to please you. Kept wild and wanting. Yet the door cannot remain locked. the cage cannot hold. That day, you will know a Goddess
Earth's Core
Internal noise endless clatter the gears grind. paint me in music, another vibration a new wave within. the souls terbulence. all rocking the spine. when you touch me do you feel, more then a heart, a shift of lungs. the earths core is inside. I am the Universe
Temptation is blood loss. That light headed love, made by chemical reactions. Flow sweet blood, Out of me and into you. I feed you with my lust. Drain me till I hove over death 'sweet oblivion open your arms.' Lifeless in your arms, white against you skin, My body is your playground, as I flow into you. Let me be your life, sigh out my breath. Support my body for your search. Map out your path. Even as nothing I am, I am living for you. Lay me out, a priceless artwork. I paid in full for this, you are made the richer, for my lust is your coin.
Do Me A Favor?
Take a picture for me. NOTHING NAUGHTY. Everyone who takes and posts a picture for me gets a Hershey Kiss [and a rating and comment on the picture, of course]. Remember to send me the link. I'm in a bad mood and I think it would really cheer me up.
American Mistrust
AMERICAN MISTRUST Why is the American government so hell bent on throwing money towards the Jews? We the tax payers in this once great nation are forking over a whopping 55,257,999,700 dollars a year to keep the Israeli extortion ring thriving . The American government is Israel's soul economy, and that is just fine with those who go through life with blinders on. Well it is not fine, and something needs to be done about these misspent funds. This money that we are giving to the Jews could be better used in our own America. We have one of the worst education systems in all the world, our unemployment rate sky rockets each year and you can't walk down a city street without getting bombarded by the homeless asking for spare change. As if this wasn't bad enough America is starting to import Africans again, this time they will not be enslaved. We have mass floods of immigrants rushing the American borders and more and more laws to ensure they stay here. The government is no lo
Drinking Time
There are pictures in my album of the evil 18 which by now if you don't know the story I did 18 shots of 18 different alcohols in 2 minutes and 59 seconds and no I didn't throw up afterwards, hell for the next 20-30 min before I blacked out I had a pretty enjoyable party. That is an accomplishment that to this day I am told has me in the legendary drinking status among some people thousands of miles away from me, including being the subject of someones research paper in college. And yet as great a feat as that supposedly is it left me wanting more. I don't know if it was the number of shots that was wrong or the time to long or what but I was left with a feeling of incompleteness about the whole situation. So I started in on my next idea, I've actually been kicking a few around, one I call the Triumphant 21 which is 21 shots lined up and I do those as fast as I can. The other is with the use of a few helpers and multiple beer bongs to try to drink a case of beer in under 5 minute
For All Infertile Couples Everywhere
I live in Kentucky where insurance companies are not required to offer infertility treatment coverage...36 out of 50 states do not offer this coverage...its time for a change please if you are an couple suffering from infertility or you know someone who is please contact your lawmakers now!
Swedish Music If Still The Best And One Of A Kind.
The knife
One Pot Beef And Rice Skillet
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings 1 lb. lean ground beef 2 cups water 1/4 cup KRAFT Italian Dressing 1/2 tsp. dried oregano leaves 3 cups chopped broccoli 2 cups MINUTE White Rice, uncooked 1/2 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese BROWN meat in large skillet; drain. ADD water, dressing and oregano. Bring to boil. STIR in broccoli and rice; cover. Reduce heat to low; simmer 5 min. or until rice is tender. Sprinkle with cheese. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute For a different flavor base, substitute KRAFT Greek Vinaigrette Dressing for the Italian dressing and ATHENOS Traditional Crumbled Feta Cheese for the Cheddar cheese. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 470 Total fat 20g Saturated fat 8g Cholesterol 85mg Sodium 300mg Carbohydrate 42g Dietary fiber 3g Sugars 2g Protein 30g Vitamin A 15%DV Vitamin C 50%DV Calcium 15%DV Iron
My Horny, Horny Girlfriends
My Horny, Horny Girlfriends by BradCarson © It was Friday morning about eleven when my office phone rang. "Hi there sexy" It was Julie, the woman I was having a sporadic affair with. I refer to our affair as sporadic because the only time we see one another is for sex. She tells me she loves her husband but he can't keep her satisfied. She used to work here but shortly after we started having nooners she quit to work for her husband. "Well hello" I said in my sexiest voice. "What can I do for you?" "I'm horny" she said flat out. I was already aroused by knowing why she called, but those words went straight to my cock causing it to rise. "And you think I can help you with that" I asked, reaching for my swollen dick. "Uh, uh" she cooed. "And what do you suggest I do to alleviate your problem?" I asked teasingly. "Oh I don't know" she answered demurely. There was a pause then she finished her thought" maybe make me cum" If there was anymo
Just A Cool Quiz !!!
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at
ok so I think I am getting a little addicted to the site maybe? since I have been on here for only 3 days, I think it may simply be that it's a new thing and that it will wear off. I dig the fact that people give presents! that is sorta cool... but I am not really into popularity contests and such, so I'm not sure why all of a sudden I am all about the hopefully I will be fine after the weekend, we are off to the Kearney Renaissance Faire! that right get the strapped into a bodice and live like it's the days of yore and such. grand fun! I promise pics will be posted soon after, so rates and comments on them are welcomed. I have a ton of things I should be doing to prepare for this and where am I? still sitting here on the addictive cherry tap. what is wrong with me?? ...(points, need points....precious points)
Complete Emptiness
I had once thought that maybe this was life. No love, no hate, no feelings. My deepest feelings would never be shared. I was so frightened, I didn't know what to do. Scared of this one man all my life. Face my fear, I told myself! But it's so hard, so confusing. Do you know what it's like to wonder in darkness? It never stops, never ends. It goes on like a story with no ending. Do you know how it feels to be afraid of something that you can't do anything about? That you didn't ask for or even think about? Do you know what it's like? Do you know how it feels? It's complete and pure emptiness.
How Intuitive Are You?
You Are 84% Intuitive Your intuition is so spot on it's scary! You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut. And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times. Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong! How Intuitive Are You?
Thanks to those leavin comments and ratings to me, forgive me for not replying....i just joined and i'll have to look at this site more n feel my way around. I'll do that another day tho b/c it's 4:30am and i'm goin to bed lol. And thx "d" for the invite, miss ya. holla
Little Tony
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you
So Another Weekend..
Yes another weekend, something eles to worry about.. HaHa.. I am sitting here rateing pics and profiles. This weekend I am going to a Blankenship PARTY... If you dont know what that is well, basically it is a party that you come in with your clothes on and leave with them off.. HeHe it is hella fun. Everyone gets fucked up and pole dance. He recently just became a batchlor so we have a hella time there.. I am going to hit up the beer store and get some Rum and of corse my Coors.. There isnt nothing better.. You know. I usually dont get home till around 7 in the morr. It is non stop over there.. I would like for more folks to come and party. So if you are anywhere near Texarkana Hit me up I will give you directions.. Peace
Beef-fried Rice
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 20 min Makes: 4 servings, 1-3/4 cups each 1 lb. boneless beef sirloin steak, thinly sliced 2 cups frozen stir-fry vegetables 1 cup fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth 3 Tbsp. KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! CATALINA Reduced Fat Dressing 2 Tbsp. lite soy sauce 2 cups MINUTE Brown Rice, uncooked 1 can (11 oz.) mandarin orange segments, drained 1/3 cup chopped green onions BROWN steak in nonstick wok or large skillet sprayed with cooking spray on high heat 3 min. ADD stir-fry vegetables, broth, dressing, soy sauce and rice; stir. Bring to boil; cover. Simmer 5 min. Remove from heat. LET stand 5 min. Add oranges and onions; fluff with fork. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Jazz It Up Add 1/2 tsp. each garlic powder and ground ginger along with the chicken broth. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition Bonus: This tasty alternative to takeout is not only low in fat, but also a good source of vitamin C from the oranges. Diet Exchang
Halloween Hayride
Halloween Hayride by ABradleyLewis © He hadn't seen her in 20 years. They had gone to high school together and had played around a bit, but never had the right timing to get truly serious. There was always an amazing chemistry -- but despite that everpresent sizzle, somehow they managed to just drift apart, going their separate ways. Hearing about their upcoming reunion, he called just to see if she was going, and to see how life was treating her. From her holiday cards he had assumed she was content and happy without him -- which always gave him a hollow feeling inside. They chatted -- soon enough, the usual sharp banter fell over into the outright sexual teasing that had been part of their communication style from the very beginning. The chemistry was still hot -- even boiling -- at least from his point of view. As they talked over the next few weeks, he realized his feelings were as intense as ever. He had to find out if there was ever going to be a chance for them. He co
Halloween Moon - Part 1
Halloween Moon by Brandy Chase © Regina and I have several classes together at the local college. She has been trying to get me to go different places with her for a long time. I like her well enough, I mean heck, I think I'm actually in love with her. I get this silly mushy feeling every time I get around her. She's about as pretty and sexy as they come. She's a tall girl with long slender legs, a slim waist, and enough boobs to choke an alligator. I feel a deep burning desire to touch those breasts every time I see her. They're perfectly shaped globes of sexuality. I don't know; they may be loaded with plastic, but I'd damn sure like to find out for myself. But something about her scares me. Well, it's not really her that scares me so much; it's her friends and their beliefs. They're witches, Wiccas. I'm a Christian. Even though I'm wild about Reggie, that's what everybody calls her, our friends and families would not mesh. If my family even suspected how I felt about Regg
A Close Call!
I was about to leave Safeway grocery store today here in Lakewood and a truck came crashing thru the doors... A woman had a heart attack and her Toyota pickup drove straight into the main entrance. People were screaming and crying and running away... I think she was the only one hurt. Store employees running around and trying to get people who were still trying to use that entrance (dumb). I'm glad no one was hurt but it was pretty scary. So count your blessings people... You never know when something crazy could happen...
Ispiration Comes From Everywhere
i know atleast one person who should know where this came from lol your names in it Like the roar of the engines screaming through the streets like the roar of a predator, carnivorous beast look up to the sky hear the thunder clap lightning strikes to start the attack on all your sences sonic force here on out we're changing the course of human existance my mouth is a gun the age of extiction has begun ao take your pop culture trends and decents cast them aside and follow your dreams be the voice of solitude coming up from the masses Stay that way til your dust and ashes
Sexiest Men Contest !!!!
COme vote and comment me on the sexiest man contest !!!
What Killer Are You
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Michael Myers90%Jigsaw90%Pinhead75%Freddy Krueger65%Hannibal Lecter65%Candyman55%Buffalo Bill50%Captain Spaulding45%Leatherface40%Jason Voorhees5%Which
Still My Mind
Still My Mind - Act 1 Still it rushes through me, in every pore, through every cell. What is this . . . what feeling is this? I cannot tell, what secrets unveil capabilities unknown to limits. This absolute emmersion blankets my every conscious thought. Drawing you closer, bringing you here. So close to me I dare not say - still not within my sight. I feel your breath, heat penetrating my skin like a hard summer rain. I feel your face, your eyes, trace your mouth with my fingers. You give me breath so close to your mouth, still we do not touch. Smoldering fantasies ignite burning, lust and longing. Desire tempts me. "Move closer . . . " she whispers, "closer, closer. " A paradox? Closer to you, like the finest lace - our bodies occupy exactly the same space. Deeper you come! Taking you in - surrounding me and filling me up- and down- push, shove CRASH! Eyes open, must I see? Truth is now . . . this reality. by Bentwig420
Weird Sex Facts
Largest erect pen!s: 13" Smallest erect pen!s: 1.75" The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their pen!ses to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up. In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 pen!ses. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men with the same. During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in size up to 25%. The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2". In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The longest documented for a women is one minute. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. (I wanna move!) The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been
More National Guard Units May Get Second Tours In Iraq
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The nation's citizen soldiers, already strained by long tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, could be tapped again under new plans being developed by the Pentagon. National Guard combat brigades that have already served in Iraq may be called for a second tour, likely breaking the 24-month deployment limit initially set by the Pentagon, the Guard's top general said. While active-duty soldiers and smaller Guard units and members have returned to Iraq for multiple tours, the new plans would, for the first time, send entire Guard combat brigades back to the battlefront. Brigades generally have about 3,500 troops. The move -- which could include brigades from Arkansas, Florida, Indiana and North Carolina -- would force the Pentagon to make the first large-scale departure from its previous decision not to deploy reserves for more than a total of 24 months in Iraq. (Watch new directions U.S. could take in Iraq -- 2:01) For some units, a second tour would mean they wou
We truly take a lot for granted. Forget the football "heroes" and movie "stars". Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the Canadian/American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom.
1) Are you in a complicated relationship? 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? 4) How many houses have you lived in? 5) Favorite candy bar? 6) Have you ever tripped someone? 7) Least favorite school subject? 8) How many pairs of shoes do you own? 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: 12) Favorite genre of music? 13) What is your zodiac sign? 14) What time were you born? 15) Do you like beer? 16) Have you made a prank phone call? 17) What is the most embarassing CD you own? 18) Are you sarcastic? 19) What are your favorite color(s)? 20) How many watches do you own? 21) Summer or winter? 22) Is anyone in love with you? 23) Favorite color to wear? 24) Pepsi or Sprite? 26) Where is your second home? 27) Have you ever slapped someone? 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 30) How ma
What My Mind Says......
why do they kick u off without telling u in your own face but just behind your back. I just think its wrong if they dont like something u said or something they should let u know..
So Much For That Idea.
Got there and the place was closed for the weekend. Owners are out of town. Doh!
Broken Machine.
I reached deep into an aspect of my mind that I haven't accessed in ages for this. Call it what you will, make of it what you will. Broken Machine I'm slipping here and I don't want to. I made it so fucking far, and it took so much fucking work and you're undoing every single bit of progress I've made and I don't want to be him again and I don't want I don't want I don't want I don't want not there again not him again and fuck you for making me need you and fuck you for leaving me like this and fuck you for making me love you and fuck you for me and fuck you for you andandandand I love you. You make me feel sick and I love you for it. I fucking hate you. I fucking need you. I play many roles and I am many people and I have many minds and yet and yet and yet you managed to find the core the center the control room the power supply and now that you fucking wormed your way in there you're ripping out the wires and your breaking all the parts and I can't live like t
Gone To Bed.
Bah. I felt pretty well most of the day, so I spent most of it cleaning. Now that I want to spend time on Cherry..I feel like crap. *sighs*
The Cello
A cello held between the Master's thighs Silently waiting for His touch Tuned to perfection by His ear and hand To release the song long hidden Within its body and taut strings. It waits. His skillful fingers tighten on its fragile neck A string vibrates with the touch of His bow As it coaxes it to yield its treasure Wound within the strand of steel That's drawn tight enough to snap. It yields. A wooden body warmed against His flesh Begins to vibrate at a measured pitch From steel and wood there comes a sound So delicate and sweet it floats on air And settles softly at His feet. It trembles. With passion, skill and strength His body wraps His willing instrument And a metamorphosis takes place Instrument and Master blend To become one living thing with one desire. It gives. The Master draws each note, each tone From Himself then pours them out In sweat and passion as they echo Through the cello's trembling form And find release in music yet un
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Halloween Orgy
Halloween Orgy by analplayplease © It was October 29th I had just gotten home from another literature class. On my door was a folded piece of paper. It was an invitation to a Halloween Party in my apartment complex from my friend Cory. Arrival between 10-11 p.m. Costumes a must. Beer on tap, some liquor available. To end when everyone left. I decided to put my things away and go to Cory's for a little more information. His car was parked so I knew he was home. I made sure to lock my door and then I headed down the street to his apartment. I knocked and within ten seconds I heard an "enter" come from within. I smiled and gave Cory a hello hug. He patted the couch and I sat next to him. "So you got the invitation?" He asked. "Yes, a bit late to invite people huh?" And he said, "No way, two days is plenty of time." I smiled and knew deep down he was right. "I suppose I have to wear a costume." A nod was all the reply I got. I asked what he was going as and a little smirk and a "
A Big Welcome
This is just a big hi and hello to all the new faces on my friends list. I've only been on here for about a week or so, and you've all made me feel so welcome on this site.
Every Sperm Is
Mr. Creosote (for You Chris.)
Doing It Right The Second Time Around
to all my real friends on here and you know who you are. I did it!!I am now moved into my new apartment with my girls and it is great I also got a car another answer to my prayers, and I am going back to school in jan. who says you can't have a do over in life .Now i am going to stand on my own two feet to prove to myself no man needed here to take care of me.I am loving all the friends i have made on here. so thanks to all of my new and old friends for careing so much i love you all. ~nicki~
In Loving Memory Of Jo Jo Laine
Goodbye Jo Jo, your kind words touched me to the core, and which will forever remain with, and mean the world to me. love forever, A portrait, in memory of Jo Jo who died on the 29th October, 2006. ~Life is precious~ - Jo Jo Laine.
Fallen From Grace
I have fallen from grace, a grace I never knew I had, one I will now forever miss. from the warmth of it to the nothing. Cold and shadows, Lies and hurt. It haunts in my eyes. Strangers can now see the pain. Want to smother it. Make it go away. Send me to church. None of it can return my grace. For I lack the courage to stand, and take it back.
Need Sleep But Can't
I know I admit it I need sleep badly I should go to bed but dammit the holy six pack of films is in its last showing on cinemax and well I'm up and its late so off goes my mind.. welcome to another tangent although this one I have admittedly wrote about before but dammit saw something that made me think about it again... Once again my mind went off on a weird tangent today when I saw a lady and the tramp commercial on TV. It got me to thinking that in today's society tramp is a pretty negative term when talking about a woman, however I feel that not all of that term can be contributed to that beloved disney classic. I mean true in the movie Tramp was a street walker and didn't really have a home and pretty much nailed the first rich bitch that came along to help assure him of a home. And therein lies the problem that for some reason I can't wrap my mind around. In the movie Tramp is a male and now in society a tramp is a female. What dumbfuck saw this movie and said ya kno
I Feel So Dirty
Hello Arnoldholics, My name is Moronic Mark. You might know me from a space I refer to my. I thought I just check out this joint because when you shop the mall of the internet, you can't stay in one store. So if you know me from the other space, hit me up. And if you want to know me here, we can work something out. I'm just than one nice crazy manical blogger with a boobie fetish and a love of stuff. So get to know me peeps. Snoogins, -The Mark
Making Love To A Woman
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. HANGING WALLPAPER Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. PUTTING UP A TENT Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You r
Yet Another Untitled
The pain she feels inside No one left to confide Her heart pounding in fear No one left to hear The cries of her voice Left her with no other choice Standing alone in the rain With nothing but her pain Wondering if she'll ever be happy again No one knows where she's been Tormented and ashamed There is no one to blame She hides behind a mask She has questions afraid to ask Wondering what will become of her Her life is nothing but a blur Afraid to move on Everyone she loved is gone No one there to catch her falling Now she sits and waits for her calling Her heart shattered in pieces And her life ceases She wants to move on Before she is gone
Lost Soul
I have made my share of mistakes in the past A lifetime some would last I ask forgiveness for what I did wrong As for you, the wait will be long I can still forgive for what you had done Even though now you are gone Separate worlds we live Because I am one to give Not to hurt the ones so dear Or the ones so near My love for you washes away As our relationship goes astray My heart just aches Cause I thought that was one thing you wouldn't break I should have known That you have never grown Taking advantage of the ones so close But the last petal fell of the rose All that is left is the thorn And me left to mourn Of the memories of the past But they will not last Diminishing slowly from my mind Most of which are unkind So what do you say to a lost soul That you left with a hole
There are intangible realities which float near us, formless and without words; realities which no one has thought out, and which are excluded for lack of interpreters.
Let Me Show You Death (part 3)
I didn’t mean to make you sad I didn’t mean to hurt you I had to do this the reasons I wish you knew My life fell apart and I couldn’t put it back to together It got too much for me to bare Yes I gave up but no I never gave up on caring I had to go I had to get out of this lifetime of pain Now I will never have to put up with the hurt again Don’t look upon me with pity don’t think of me with sorrow I’m happier now I don’t have to put up with the sadness anymore a release a escape a freedom I sore I took the easy way out i know I didn’t have the strength to fight No more tears to run down my cheek no more tears to cloud my sight I tried to ask for help but nobody listened My past was too much I said sorry and asked to be forgiven I didn’t do this for anyone else, I did it for myself I’m no longer alone, remember me with a smile I’m happier now
Some Christmas Stuff Up In My Store!
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"if I Was Your Girlfriend
how many times a day would you kiss me? how many times a day would you just want to hold me? would you take me places? would you love me? if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? would you take me anywhere special? If I was sick... what would you do? If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do? would u tell me? would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? Would you care about what i wore when we out ? Would you go to the Club with me? If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do? If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? If i cheated on you would you take me back? Would u give me your myspace password? If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? If i said i loved you would you say it back? if you dont repost this you will not be in a rela
Bbw Contest
Ok all I found out that this is a free for all contest so you can vote and comment on me as many times as you want and from what I understand I can even vote for myself. Have fun!
More Stupidity
Ok so I was bored and hopped on my myspace again and was greeted with another completely pointless bulletin from a "friend" so I have to comment and rant again Fake ass Friends Body: No offense but... People are getting too fake on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake ass friends" Ahh yes the consistent desire to search for true friends in this fucked up place we like to call the net. Is it really a test to see whos paying attention? Do you really need a bulletin passed along to EVERYONE on your friends list just to try to justify the presence of perhaps 2 or 3 in your group? Whatever happened to just straight up as
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead55%Hannibal Lecter50%Michael Myers50%Freddy Krueger40%Buffalo Bill30%Leatherface25%Jigsaw25%Candyman25%Captain Spaulding20%Jason Voorhees5%Which Horror Killer are You?
Now To Wait 2 Yrs
yep i passed my safety certificate test, and now have another 2 yrs grace before i have to do it again. Not as hard as I thought but not exactly easy either. For some reason i was dreading the pratical, yet i cross the tracks everyday. Still its nice to be shown that you are not doing it wrong. Anyway finally got around to getting a mains lead so I cahnge the us one on the psp, saves me pulling the cord out on the cable box and charging the battery. got a few other bits while i was in there, damn forgot what stuff they have lol Now i have to get started on some coding LOL
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Ozzy Osborne & Lita Ford- Close My Eyes Forever
God/dess knows I am peaceful when I am left alone; I've always been an eagle, been a while since I have flown. My claws are sharp as ever, so is my eagle eye. Something's gonna go to ground, when the eagle flies. Lately I've heard rumors that the eagle may be lame Just because I've been idle don't mean that I'm tame. You've jeopardized my freedom, my natural place to roost; I can fly when I have to, they've turn the eagle loose. So lay all your doubts aside, when you go to bed tonight. My feathers are all ruffled and I'm ready for a fight. Just because I took a while to fly don't mean I don't care. When you feel the shadow crossing, the eagle's in the air. So lay all your doubts aside, when you go to bed tonight. My feathers are all ruffled and I'm ready for a fight. Just because I took a while to fly don't mean I don't care When you feel the shadow crossing, the eagle's in the air. When you feel the shadow crossing, the
Unique As A Flower
Be yourself! This is the best and only person You can really be. Don’t take away from your uniqueness By trying to change it. Being yourself leads to success; Trying to be someone you are not, to failure. Use your time and energy To make the most of who you are; To build yourself up, Not to tear yourself down. Be yourself!
Love & Time
Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived; happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love. One day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under, love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask for help. Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?" Richness answered, "I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere." Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel. Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please." "I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat." Next, Love saw
Ya'll this is funny as hell!!!
Thanks To All!!!!
A big thanks to all who voted for me in the middle finger contest......I finished second place and i met some great new friends through it........unfortunately i was a wee bit busy lately and i was unable to visit some peoples pages to thank them for the vote........If you voted and i haven't stopped by please let me know and i will do so.........JOE
~*~ ~*~ This, my friends, is what gives me faith in mankind. ~*~ The above is a picture of John Gebhardt in Iraq. His wife, Mindy, related that this little girl's entire family was executed. They intended to execute the little girl also, shot her in the head, and left her for dead. The hospital where John worked saved her life. She was healing physically. Emotionally, however, she was distraught and inconsolable, clearly haunted by the demons of the nightmare she witnessed and endured, her young mind not knowing how to process, much less understand, such a terrible loss. The nurses said that John was the only one who could calm her down. And so, John spent his nights holding her while they both slept in that chair.
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A Little About Me...
YOU 1. A Cuddler? Been known to be one 2. A morning person? Yeah not without a LOT of black coffee 3. Are you a perfectionist? To a fault 4. An only child? yep 5. Religious? Nope 6. In your pajamas? Comfy 7. Left handed? sometimes LAST 1. Friend you saw: lindsay 2. Talked to on the phone: lindsay 3. Message over CherryTAP: Bear 4. Was today better than yesterday? nope FAVORITE 1. Number: 79 2. Color: blue CURRENTLY 1. Missing: you know who 2. Not missing: the lou 3. Wanting: a hug QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What was the first thing you did this morning? A: took Sebastian out Q: Last thing you ate? A: crazy bowls and wraps: power bowl… good stuff@ Q: Do you have anything bothering you? A:yep Q: What's the last movie you watched? A: thin Q: Where is the last place you went? A: old navy Q: Do you smile often? A: try too Q: Do you wish upon stars? A: only if they are falling Q: Are you a friendly person? A: at times Q: Where did you sleep last night? A: ne
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Officially A Ninja!!
Thanks to all who helped me get here. One more level to go til imma Rockstar! So Ninjas are cool!!
Updated Stash !!!
Hi everyone I hope your week is going well. I wanted to let you all know that i have updated my stash, the pics section and the jokes section. Drop by and have a look ! Enjoy. Linda xx
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TO VOTE FOR ME PLEASE GO THE LINKS BELOW AND VOTE AND COMMENT AS YOU WILL!!! here are the contest as follows: #1 SEXIEST SIGN my sign is SCORPIO vote for me on #2 SEXIEST LATINA to vote for me go to this page AGAIN THANKS, RAMONA!
First Day
Day one! What a fine group of friendly folks! Of course, I'm happy to make new friends and chat. Shout out. :-) JimmyJuice "It's what's for dinner"
She Soo Deserves To Win!
If you don't know If You Only Knew then you should! She is one of the sweetest people on CT! And she is absolutely gorgeous. And for those two reasons alone, I hope that you'll vote for her in the bikini contest. The contest is won by whomever has the highest number of ratings. Please stop by the contest and rate her pic. And if you leave a comment I will be happy to rate all of your pics! After you vote, you should check out her profile and say hi to her. She is on my family list, you can find her there. Much love to all of my friends! You are all the greatest! And I know that you all have other great friends too...please be a great friend to them by sharing them this opportunity.
Just A Little Note
Hey Guys know the weekend is here for me but you guys are a day behind but just wanted to wish you all a great weekend stay safe & talk to you all soon special hugs to the special ppl you know who you are love you guys so much. Hugs & may you all have a great thanks giving is it soon? lol dont have that here but wanted to wish you guys the very best.
Corroded Soul
Complete emptiness inside. I only now time bide. Confused... by all the times you told the truth, and the times you lied. Tell me something, are we through? Do you even know yourself what's fake, and what's true? My emotions draining like evaporating dew. I see now through all the bullshit and confusion. I've finally found the simplest solution. Ill thrust this inside my heart to feel the intrusion. The darkness seeps in and I feel the pull. I only had one real goal. But that goal is lost now. Swallowed by my Corroded Soul.
OMG AND TO THINK A MAN SENT ME THIS ... SORRY GUYS JUST HAD TO LOL One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A couple is lying in bed. He says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." She replies, "I'll miss you..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," he says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you
Don't Forget...last Day To Vote In The Bikini Contest!
If you have a minute, please vote for If You Only Knew in the bikini contest Today is the last day to vote, and everyone that rates the pic, and leaves a comment will get a hot thank you gift! I've seen's HOTT!!
A Friend
Someone you can believe in; Someone who is there for you, reminding you to have faith in yourself; Someone who inspires you to follow your heart; Someone who looks forward to spending time with you; Someone who gives you support, and helps you achieve so that you can spread your wings and soar; Someone who offers you advice, gives you a peace of mind, and a sense of pride; Someone who will listen and help you through the hard times drying your tears, so that all your fears disappear in the night And that someone is me.. Even though some of us have never met face to face, We are all together as one, in spirit and mind. i will be here for you, help guide you, help love you into eternity. Please give me a chance.
I'm Blessed That You Love Me Lord Thank You for your special touch, For the times i need you ohhh so much. Thank you for my friend, that loves me and i am there when he calls. Thank you for the Prayer Warriors that help me pray, That we get to bring up the hurting to God each day. Thank you for your saving Grace, Your strength and power that stands me up straight soar on eagle wings, when i am before my Fathers throne, And know that He hears me for i am His own. He sings to me so sweetly at night and sends His angels to hold me tight. How great is this God that i serve, i am His daughter and His will i yearn. And when in heaven i will hear, well done my daughter and by Me come near. Yes, Thankful for so Many Blessed Things, But I am Thankful That I'm the Child Of The Most High KING.
you dont make me who i am you dont take from me again I feel the need to leave you taking a path this time thats true I feel your heartbeat when youre near whisper things into your ear taking your breath away from you giving my love back to you pressing my hand upon your hip feeling you as i bite my lip I can feel you deep inside pleasures a thing that you cant hide loving that you feel this way im in control of you today making your wishes come true pleasures a thing I give to you
Rewarding For Knowing Bad Discipline
Thinking and reading and thinking — Friday, November 17, 2006 We are talking about civil liberties and such in political science. So things like compelling interest come up, and the military and such. So I was thinking, and reading about racial integration of the military. And thinking some more. And then, sure enough, I came across a place where I saw my thoughts. Sometimes, I am basicly the only person with my thoughts. It makes me wonder if I'm crazy sometimes, why does nobody else see things the way I do? But here it shows I'm not crazy. Other people have made the same connections. So, ya'll go and read the page if you want to see my thoughts. The other thing that's funny, is a majority of my pollitical science class probably thinks I'm gay. lol. But it doesn't really matter, especially since my gf will be here tomarrow. Here's my view on the don't ask don't tell policy. - It is
It’s Just The Way We Are
We hold on to things the tightest, When we are forced to let them go- We always want things a certain way, When we know they can't be so. Dreams always last the longest, When they are furthest from our reach- And the lessons we learn most from, Are often the very ones we teach. The grass is always the greenest, When it lies on the other side- And the truth we preach to others, are often those we can't abide. We spend our time trying to see things, When perspective is one thing that we lack- And we never appreciate what we got, Until we cant get it back. We expect the whole world to give us a break, yet ironically we'll find- That when others come asking the same of us, We'll tell them their out of their minds. We tell everyone whats wrong with the world, yet do nothing to keep it right- We complain about famlies falling apart, and yet do nothing to keep them tight. We preach about loving our neighbors, and we teach children right from w
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The Most
The most destructive habit... Worry The greatest Joy... Giving The greatest loss... Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work... Helping others The ugliest personality trait... Selfishness The most endangered species... Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource... Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm"... Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome... Fear The most effective sleeping pill... Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease... Excuses The most powerful force in life... Love The most dangerous pariah... A gossiper The world's most incredible computer... The brain The worst thing to be without... Hope The deadliest weapon... The tongue The two most power-filled words... "I Can" The greatest asset... Faith The most worthless emotion... Self-pity The most beautiful attire... SMILE! The most prized possession... Integrity The most powerful channel of communication... Prayer The most contagious spirit... Enthusiasm
She's dressed to kill... Well I couldn't wait to get home from school and have my baby waiting for me so we could start Thanksgiving break... But lucky for me... When I get home he is M.I.A. and not even his three closest friends can find him... So I went to a friends house and decided he'd call eventually... Well he did and I could barely hear him... Then he has the nerve to send me a text message telling me that he thought we should be through or talk about.. Becaus eI was too obsessed with my ex-boyfriend... I can't get up the guts to tell him that I quit speaking to mne outta respect for him, however he is still talking to his... Even after I was told that he was with her again... So he said when his rid e was ready he'd be here to talk... I haven't done anything... I am always at home waiting for him to come back ( and it is like 1:30-2:00 in the morning when he does) I go to school that is it... I even talk on the phone my cell phone around him.. He talks to his ex on it away f
Student Brings 5-foot Boa To School
Fri Nov 17, 10:18 PM ET A 5-foot-long boa constrictor caught slithering around a middle school had some help getting to class. His owner, a student at Wooddale Middle School, smuggled the reptile in his backpack on Thursday. The student, who was not identified by school officials, was disciplined. Boa constrictors, which squeeze their prey to kill, are not poisonous and the snake was not considered dangerous to students. School officials called police after finding the snake, which was taken to Memphis Animal Services to be reclaimed by the student's parents. ___ Information from WMC-TV, Memphis,
The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some chocolate. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some chocolate What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some chocolate. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a glass of wine with that? Here, have some chocolate. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more chocolate. 13 T
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Evil Overlord Contest
We Have all kinds of contests here on CT. King and Queen, Prince and Princess and lets not forget Gods and Godesses. Well I am tired of the wholesome images these contest promote. So I am holding the CT Evil Overlord Contest. I wanna see who has what it takes to be a supervillian. Evil Overlords have minions so make sure if you are going to enter my contest your minions are ready to vote for you. Being an Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time.(evil overlord list) There are many famous overlord you can aspire to be like: Lord Voldemoet, Any Sith lord,Foamy, Ganon and Bil Gates! So my friends…
More Than You'll Ever Want To Know. :)
If you ever wanted to know about me...or even if you didn' is pretty much anything and everything I could tell you about myself. 1. Full name: Steven 2. Nicknames: various, none known here 3. Eye Colour: Blue 4. Height: 6"2' 5. Hair: Brownish-blonde 6. Siblings: 2 younger sisters 7. Do u like to sing in the shower? nope, don't take the time. :) 8. Do u like to sing on the toilet? not really 9. Birthday: Sept 11 10. Sign: Vigo 11. Address: Conway, AR 12. Sex: Had it and LOVE it ;) 13. Righty or lefty: righty 14. What do you want in a relationship most? Love, Respect, Honesty, Open Communication, Humour, Trust 15. Have you ever cheated? yeah...not since i've been married though.. 16. Marital status: Hitched 17. Do you have a car? yep 18. What kinda car do you have/want? 2004 Sante Fe 19. Movie: Hackers 20. Song: can't pick just one. 21. Band/singer: too many to list 22. TV Show: House, Haunting, Ghost Hunters 2
Constant Thunder
I was once lost in darkness, A wandering nomadic fool, Teetering on the edge of reason, About to plunge into the abyss, Then a light shone down, Lifted me out of darkness, Touched my soul with grace, And beat love into my heart, That was when I met you, My loving wife, For so long now you Have continued to save me, Day after day, You gave me the reason to be, To live and to feel love, To go on and find my dreams, As long as you were there, I just wanted to let you know, That I could never fully express How much I feel for you, When I love you Seems so simple, How can you put into words The power of desire I have for you, Pray to God, Channel the muse, And let my fingers type the words, My heart beats because of you, My soul is bright and alive, Because of you, And even when the trails of today Seem to distract me, My love is always devoted to you, It is eternal within my heart, Like a constant thunder in my soul.
wow! all these people on all my list and i hardly ever hear from any of you!!! i guess ima start taking people off that i dont ever talk to...thought this was a site to chat and have fun have a blessed sunday everyone.....
Ever Needed Some One So Bad
Looking and looking but no one around, holding my head low. Not knowing where the outcome of today will bring, where will I go. Praying to god for all his mercy, 3 fold biting my ass. Sorry for hurting you, looking through the glass. Where are you? Who am I? Still I was born for a reason and my screams hit you with a blast. So here I am, walking all alone, cold and emypy, my shadow follows my path. Emptyness filling me, filling all alone. I'm dark inside will my love ever shine. Needing someone close but can't have her, pushing the ones that want me away, never ending storie, the book of shadows closer to my heart, will my soulmate ever be knowen. So I'm sitting here all bumb out. Depression killing me, I don't know what to ask. Please dear god lead me down the right path. You don't know me, nither do I. Hatered walking all over me, my love is all in the past. Wanting her so bad, my love is so heavy, i need to grasp. Hold on tight my poison lips kissing your pretty white ass. Devotion
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That Amazing Kiss
To lay a kiss on your lips, so gentle and delicate is like picking the drops of dew off the petals of a rose. I hold you close and feel safe, sheltered in from the rain, from the storms that grow and surround me. I take your hand and look into your eyes and see a heart made of gold and soul so pure. You see you are an angel, an angel to me. I could not help but fall madly in love with you, the one who stole my heart. I’m glad you did because I could never find one such as you... Some one who makes each day the best, each laugh the longest, each tear the saddest, and a life, my life, worthwhile.
Yet Another Quiz...
Congratulations your a REAL Slut! Your definitely not going to lose it becuase you sure are using it! Your Motto: "The More I Drink The Better She Looks! Your Sign: "Double Bag It!" * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Men" is available here***starXtest v2.0***
Attractive Test
ATTRACTIVE TEST Would you kiss me? [} Fuck Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Only after a herpes test Am I attractive? [] Fuck no [] hot as can be [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! [] I'd rather bang my grandpa Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know []Your dad says technically I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A giant flaming homosexual If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe [] Kick me in the shins Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends with benefits [] Spoon while watching American Idol On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No [] Maybe What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] girlfriend/Boy friend [] Friend with benefits
Days Of Darkness
Just an old poem I wrote a few years back... Days of Darkness No sun shines for me today It rises but shows no ray Memories of yesterday Are all I have today My worlds grown cold No games to play All black and white I'm old and gray I see a light in the distant sky It's calling me A distant cry Come walk with me I am your friend Life there is just pretend It's just a test come see the truth walk with me And join my youth It has just begun John Vincent Mattiuz Copyright ©2006 John Vincent Mattiuz
Tagged.. Again!!
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I WILL TELL YOU TEN THINGS ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT! {tagged TWICE now.. once by Bella and now by Exxie.. I think I should play now lol} 1. I totally agree with Exxie here.. online friends and family are real people too. There's SOMEONE behind that damn monitor talking to you, that has feelings and opinions just like you do. People who say "oh it's just online" are full of shit and don't know what they're talking about. 2. I hate fake people.. don't say you're one thing and then go out and act like a different person. It shows me that you don't know what you're doing and that you'd rather put on a fake persona than be yourself. Screw that, if you can't be yourself, then who can you be? 3. I'm a nice per
Happy Thanksgiving !!
Seek Not My Heart
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
Kudos To Whomever Put The Following Together. " AMERICA !" Osama Bin Laden, your time is short; We'd rather you die, than come to court. Why are you hiding if it was in God's name? You're just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame. I have a question, about your theory and laws; "How come you never die for the cause?" Is it because you're a coward who counts on others? Well, here in America , we stand by our brothers. As is usual, you failed in your mission; If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishing Americans are now focused and stronger than ever; Your death has become our next endeavor. What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls; It's not in buildings or shopping malls. If all of our structures came crashing down; It would still be there, safe and sound. Because pride and courage can't be destroyed; Even if the towers leave a deep void. We'll band together and fill t
Hmm What Am I Gonna Do
well i got 5 whole days with no kids and loads of free if any1 has any ideas what i can do let me know lol dont wanna sit here bored so comment me back with them ideas and i might just try them out
Code Word For Sex
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at You have a sexual IQ of 137 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at Imaginative, erotic, passionate You prefer to have one partner and to t
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles he asks the driver what the monkey is for. The driver says "I'll show you" and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash. The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker head. When finished ,the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard. "See that" said the trucker. The man said "Yeah". The trucker ask the man "You want to try it?" The man said "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"
Tell Me...
seriously laddies im not gonna get any feed back. just check out the pics i got and let me know if any wanna see a little more... please comment
How Do These Braniacs Get Famous??
STUPID CELEBRITY QUOTES "Where's Austria?" David Hasselhoff, Baywatch star, when told he has five gold albums as a singer in Austria. "Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has has such a significance for so many." David Hasselhoff "Good looking people turn me off. Myself included." Patrick Swayze "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign "There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." Roger Daltrey "I feel my best when I'm happy." Winona Ryder "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey "I would not live forever, because we s
My Hobby
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Anyone help me? I am new to this web. I like to make new friends. Feel free to add me and help me out.
Think Before You Speak!
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a va
Playlist For The Two Weeks Of 11/7/06 - 11/21/06.
As some of you know, I was so ill that I could barely do anything including getting my playlist up. So, without further delay, here's what I've been playing all this time. Cancer - To The Gory End Dismember - The God That Never Was Exodus - Shovel Headed Kill Machine Gwar - Beyond Hell Impetigo - Ultimo Mondo Cannibal Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Crazy Nights Kiss - MTV Unplugged Megadeth - The System Has Failed Mercyful Fate - Melissa Nocturnus - The Key Obituary - Frozen In Time Overkill - Feel The Fire Overkill - Taking Over Overkill - Killbox 13 Pestilence - Testimony Of The Ancients Place Of Skulls - The Black Is Never Far Random Acts Of Violence - Unleashing Repulsion - Horrified Sinister - Savage Or Grace Sinister - Afterburner Testament - Souls Of Black Testament - The Gathering Therion - Beyond Sanctorum Therion - Theli Vader - The Ultimate Incantation Vio-Lence - Eternal Nightmare Voivod - Katorz
Dinner $45 Movie & Popcorn $23 Finding out she swallows PRICELESS! It pays to discover!
Bundan sonra bu sayfada görüþeceðiz.Yorumlarýnýzý bekliyorum.
Well maybe now I should just say goodbye You used to be my friend But I never felt I really was yours So maybe this is the end. I'm different from you, all of you Each other we've never understood I hope that if I do tell you goodbye That it won't be for good. Whenever I'm mad it hurts me so bad And you don't even care I don't know why, I just want to cry And someday I won't be there. The streaks on my arm they've done me no harm They're only made of pen But once they are blood that turns brown like mud They'll be there again and again. If I'm mad at you I'll hurt myself too But that doesn't really matter Although when I hurt I feel like dirt And my spirit's bruised and battered. I do not know why it has to be so I really wish it did not But the way this has been going it is basically shot. You don't need me and we don't need we And that's how I think I know why These words are the ones I have to speak- I love you, but goodbye.
Love This Fuckin Tune, Can U Tell?
Music Video:PASSIVE (by A Perfect Circle)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone “Dead as dead can be,” my doctor tells me But I just can’t believe him, ever the optimistic one I’m sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy Wake up and face me, don’t play dead cause maybe Someday I will walk away and say, “You disappoint me,” Maybe you’re better off this way Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been It's your right and your ability To become…my perfect enemy… Wake up (we'll catch you) and face me (come one now), Don’t play dead (don't play dead) Cause maybe (because maybe) Someday I’ll (someday I'll) walk away and say, “You disappoint me,” Maybe you’re better off this way Maybe you’re better off this way Maybe you’re better off this way Maybe you’re better off this way You’re better of this; you’re better off this; Maybe you’re better off! Wake up (can't you) and face me (come on
Story Time.....
"Whimp!" He turns to her, his expression darker, "That's 10 when you get home. And if you want to argue about it, I can double it." Her eyes go wide, then her gaze drops to the floor. He's warned her before. They both know it. And he's been delivering on her punishments for being bad, and disobeying the rules. He watches her, and smiles to himself when he catches her grinning at her friend, who has overheard the exchange between them. "So, you are in the mood to play," he thinks. The day continues on normally, stops at stores for odds and ends, dinner, online stuff when they get home, etc. The kids are finally asleep, and in their rooms, when he looks over to her and smiles. One of his rules for her is easy, no bras at home. Easy, because she's more comfortable with out them. For her - the less she has on, the more comfortable she is. Which of course, suits him just fine. She smiles back with the innocent and teasing smile she has, batting her eyes. "Upstairs with you ki
Proud To Be Canadian
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? 1. Smarties. 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp. 3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down. 4. Baseball is Canadian. 5. Lacrosse is Canadian. 6. Hockey is Canadian. 7. Basketball is Canadian. 8. Apple pie is Canadian. 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass. 10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass. 11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans Back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and Hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, So we came home and partied...Go figure.. 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or Withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. 14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 15. The on
We Don't Have To Protect The Environment, The Second Coming Is At Hand
"We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand." --James Watt, Secretary of the Interior during the Regan years. Is this still the attitude of today ? Human beings are currently causing the greatest mass extinction of species since the extinction of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. If present trends continue one half of all species of life on earth will be extinct in less than 100 years, as a result of habitat destruction, pollution, invasive species, and climate change.
Well i just thought that i would wish you all a good night and hope that i might be a higher rating in the morning...well goodnight and chat you all 2morO
"... for magic to happen in your life, you must believe in magic." -- Grandmother, quoted by Lynn Andrews "Most of the time, we fall in love but can’t remain there. The world then calls the state we were in a delusion or infatuation ... But we merely lacked, or someone else lacked, the emotional skills to hold on to the magic when the morning came. ... In truth, we can go to the moon and retain its magic for a lifetime." -- Marianne Williamson "We think, sometimes, there’s not a dragon left. Not one brave knight, not a single princess gliding through secret forests ... What a pleasure to be wrong. Princesses, knights, enchantments and dragons, mystery and adventure ... not only are they here-and-now, they’re all that ever lived on earth! Masters of reality still meet us in dreams to tell us that we’ve never lost the shield we need against dragons, that blue-fire voltage arcs through us now to change our world as we wish. Intuition whispers true: We’re
Which Greek God Are You?
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? Aphrodite/ErosTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Sending Shivers
seeing you there such coldness in the air feeling your eyes on me shivering from the thoughts of you knowing what you mean to me knowing how our love has grown holding onto that thought holding onto that dream shivering from the heat of our lust knowing we have such trust showing my love for you sitting here i shiver for you
Try Not To Cry
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no bette
Hey Hows It Going
just leave me a message i sure will get back to you. have agood one
Life Sucks
you know when you love someone so much you want to better your self for them so you can give them ur all.well i told my b/f that and he thought i was breaking up with him an well we aint together all cause of that. i still love him deeply i always will
Where Did I Go Wrong?
So I'm wondering what's going on in my head that all that I hold dear may be lost. The Inquisition wasn't this painful. So now I go on a rage about how this site may be causing my marriage to fail. Let's start with what I've done wrong which is more than likely perhaps cause our family debt to go up a bit as I am used to spending money as if I had a job in the city which I dn't anymore. And then moving on to the positive notions and aspects of my life, such as devoted father and faithful husband. I make sure to come home and take care of the children right after I leave work and watch the children on my days off as a good father should and not running off to hang out with guys friends. I amke sure to kiss the wife and treat her like a Queen. All this has been done with no concern for my mental well-being. So why am I losing...?
Welcome To My Magic Castle! (kmc)
Is the love beyond age possible for you? Ever feel like belonging to a different generation, or feel that you would best enjoy someone who is older or younger than yourself? If Age is just a number for you, you will not miss this! Please try:
A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: "This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package." He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. "She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on, was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it. He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died. He turned to me and said: "Never save something for a special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion". I still think those words changed my life. Now I read more and clean less. I sit on the porch without worrying about anything.I spend more time with my family, and less at work. I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through. I no longer keep anything. I use crystal glasses every day. I'll wear new clothes to go to the supe
Galveston? CC? Rather B Kiting
I am that which hides within. Despised and tormented, yet I always win you see. Bedeviled priest's loath and beseech me. For the gift I offer, is a gift within. For I am that which spirit's flee, as vast as the ocean sea. The glutton for emptiness feast's upon thy heart, as my gift unfolds for the. Unknowingly, cunningly placed in the heart and in the minds of those who disbelieve. My love weeps for none of the. Many once lifted their voice in praise, yet words twisted and utterly betrayed, for now they curse my former name. My gift is silent and lost you will be, forever wandering in the heart of darkness you see. For this is my heart that weeps for none of the.
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Power Failure Birth
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry again. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you
Turkeys Try For Fast Train Out Of Jersey
Turkeys try for fast train out of Jersey Thu Nov 23, 4:24 PM ET Some wild turkeys, it appears, were trying to get out of New Jersey before Thanksgiving Day. A spokesman for the NJ Transit said train officials reported a dozen or so wild turkeys waiting on a station platform in Ramsey, about 20 miles northwest of New York City, on Wednesday afternoon. The line travels to Suffern, N.Y. "For a moment, it looked like the turkeys were waiting for the next outbound train," said Dan Stessel, a spokesman for NJ Transit. "Clearly, they're trying to catch a train and escape their fate." Transit workers followed the bird's movements on surveillance cameras. "I have no idea how they got there," Stessel said. A Ramsey police dispatcher said the department had received three calls about the traveling turkeys who also were blamed for causing morning rush hour traffic problems on a roadway. "From time to time, I've heard calls that there are turkeys on the loose," said Erik Endress,
Push The Limit ~~~ Enigma
Lifes End
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t Supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once And it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, So remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend; you’ll blame a new love For things an old one did. You’ll cry because time is passing too Fast and you’ll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve Never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset Is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back? Don’t be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will Never begin. Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well Preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Totally worn out, shouting HOLY COW --- WHAT A RIDE!!!!
To All My Friends
i just want to say i have been on here for a little over two months and i love this site i have been on myspace since february and never have on there have i found the love and friends that i have on cherry tap so thanks and keep the love a coming
Random Boredom Induced Thought
With it being the whole holiday shopping season I had another one of my patented random thoughts at work yesterday. All these stores are having these sales and these huge deals and making you have a reason to wake up at 3 am to wait for hours in a parking lot for one little door lock to turn. Well almost everywhere that is. The one thing that comes to my mind is car dealerships. I mean sure they have these sales of 0% interest for a few years or a couple grand off or something along those lines. But you never ever see a car lot have a buy one get one free (or even half off) sale. Some radio and tv commercials talk about how the lots are overflowing and they need to be gotten rid of. Well why not a sale like that? Why is it just about every retail industry from fast food to specialty shops has a BOGO sale yet the most you can suck out of a car place is the above mentioned discounts and maybe free gas for six months, which mind you are good deals in themselves but still they are
Everything Is An End By Jason Paul Fox
Everything is an End Come moonbathe with me, my pale memory-- touch skin to frigid stone. Hush-- let the raindrops intone the lullaby. Sink back down, far from harm; subside and gaze into the cavernous sky caught-- in my automatic arms. When you watched the bloody sky you avoided the look in my eyes. The moon was not for you: deep in the summer's decay, you preferred the gaudy death throes of the day-- but when the shadow fingers twined like psychedelic vines up the flat grantie, you had to face me. The end is near. Come sing with me, my pale memory-- swim that stale symphony. By choice, you are so shallow as a whole, that as you founder in the void, you won't understand what I stole. If there is a god, he hates me to weave this pinpricked belveteen sky; as though they'll never see you again, there are fears in my eyes; for if your sunset flees my love, he has forsaken us. His sun is dead; I killed him with my satin touch, stain tainted his settin
What Color Is My Lighter? (shades Of Grey As They Pertain To Life)
Life is often found in a shade of indescribable grey left only to be deciphered by the one living it. This causes a lot of debate and argument over something that neither party really has control over. I can't tell you why it is this way, but I can relate it to truth and life in general. We'll pretend I'm a color blind person for a second here and ponder this: I hold a lighter to a man on my right and ask "What color is my lighter?" The man on the right says "Red, your lighter is definitely red" "Ok" I reply and turn to my left and ask the man on the left "What color is my lighter?" The man on the left says "Blue, your lighter is not red, it is blue!". Confused, I then ask a man standing directly in front of me, "What color is my lighter?" "Yellow, it is neither blue, nor red, but bright yellow!", exclaims the man to my front. Some people would think that two of these three men is lying. In fact, it could be neither man is lying. Being hypothetically color blind, this ligh
Find Love Or Lust
Go Vote For Me, Nooow! Puhlease!
Hmmmmm... I Will Type Whatever I Am Thinking...
Hold on a sec I am writing a blog...yumm it burns so good! Gut laughs are good. If I play in the Boppi(do you know how to make the copyright symbol, bri?) I will get stuck. give me the lighter. I dont want to be stuck in the Boppi(c) with Elmo(TM)......................sounds good to me! Sweeet. Dont overdose on taco bell. Montrazuma's Revenge! I got the "My kids" something feirce. hahahahahahahah. I need to got to Ikea and buy Bri some replacement lamps soon.I have lightbulds a plenty at Paul's. I feel all dyslexic today... doot doot doot The End... for now!
Life This World we walk through Is full of grief Some think of death Like if may be a releif I look at life And what it may hold I look to the future For the truth it may hold I wait and see What may happen soon I always reach To try and touch the moon
Whats On My Mind!
Ok this iz whats on my mind I know all my firends and fams have alot of other ppl that they talk to its in the 1000's where I only have like what 60 sumthin friends & fam, ok its hard ta talk ta everyone I know that but ya boy take time out ta say gm & gn ta everyone and if u dont respond bac 2 a hi how r u I take that as disrespect & I hate ta get disrespected respect iz everything ta me I respect everybody. So if u think its 2 much ta holla at ya boy then take me off yr list bloc me or what ever I dont give a fuc, Dont get me wrong I care about all my friends & fam's & fan's some more than others and u know who u r ;), but as i waz sayin if u cant holla bac bloc ya boy & thats real talk!
Making A Fool Out Of Myself At Work
I was listening to Christmas music this afternoon...somehow it makes me feel like Mom's a little closer; anyway they played the song with the little boy who wanted to buy his Mom shoes for Christmas in case she died that night....well it was like I'd taken a direct hit from an RPG in my gut and before I knew it I was crying my eyes out and couldn't stop. That song's always gotten to me some but today, omg, today it really hit home. My Mom sacrificed a lot for my brother and I at Christmas time, and I wasn't there to make sure she got the "shoes" before she left us. Damnit even now just writing this I'm crying like a baby. I knew this time of year was going to be tough but I didn't realize just how hard it was going to be. We're going to a huge family get-together on Christmas day; one that Mom and Dad have been coming up for every year for a long time and I'm scared to death I'm going to dissolve in a puddle of simpering foolishness sometime during that day. Why in the heck can'
Dead Souls----they Keep Calling Me
lyrics - dead souls
Eminem - If I Get Locked Up Tonight (with Dr. Dre)
Eminem - If I Get Locked Up Tonight (With Dr. Dre) {Dr. Dre} Check Check, 1,2 , 1,2 1,2(it's rolling) Yea yea yea Dr. Dre up in here y’all know what this is. Its what y'all been waiting for Funk Master Flex, Big Kap, Def Jam Records giving it to you baby. Yo Eminem show these mother fuckers what time it is baby {Eminem} I used to be a lonely man, only mad, until I got a million dollars, shit Now if I only had some fucking hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet Out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it I'm trying to grow it back again, it was an accident I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam I hate the straight jacket it aint latching, and can't lock it So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it Before me, and just kept throwing they fucking self’s at it My head is aching, I'm dedicated to medication But this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? (
To Think Or Not To Think?
I Needed To Bitch
hello jello hope all is good in what ever part of the world you are today im BITCHING about people that want to be added as who am i to say you cant request to be my friend ..but see theres a trick to becommin a friend well in my books and its really pissing me off that the only reason people are making these request is for the point out of every 10 requests do to notice that about 3 only leave a message to go with it ..i mean coem on people is it really that hard to say hey ..or i think you cool or something stupid like that ..i soooooooo tired of seenin this that i am no longer taking request' not saying im all that or anthing ...i just think its very rude not to leave a lil something when you make a request..its not like its going to kill you yeah thats is for now ...kisses to all
The Left Wing Media Thinks You're Stupid
Well, I'll bet you've heard about the government listening to millions of americans phone calls without warrants. Well, they are not. This is the left wing media purposely trying to confuse you, and play you for fools. They are purposely mishmashing these two unrelated reports to get you paranoid. First, there is not one phone call being listened to by the NSA(National Security Agency). They are receiving billing data from phone companies, in order to cross reference it with calls patterns to match it with a profile criteria template to track terrorists working within the confines of the U.S. The media is mixing this in with a story earlier outed by a leaker(traitor to our country) that the NSA is wiretapping phone calls without warrants. The only calls being listened to are those in which the other end of the call is abroad and with a known Al-Queda(The Base) affiliate. There is reason a warrant is not pursued. A warrant requires time and sometimes unavailable evidence whic
Power Of One
One song can spark a moment One flower can wake the dream One tree can start a forest One bird can herald spring One smile begins a friendship One handclasp lifts a soul One star can guide a ship at sea One word can frame the goal One vote can change a nation One sunbeam lights a room One candle wipes out darkness One laugh will conquer gloom One step must start each journey One word must start a prayer One hope will raise our spirits One touch can show you care One voice can speak with wisdom One heart can know what is true One Life can make a difference
Naughty Poll - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, neither 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 7 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Anything that gets me off 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Intercourse 17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 18. Ha
Cherrytap Habit.
Well, I'm totally new to CherryTap. I've been a member of Myspace for about a year now and the novelty has kind of worn off. I'm digging this new community though and look forward to making tons of new friends. I still have a Myspace account, but it's mainly for my old friends and networking. That's about it for now. I just wanted to burst my Cherry - Tap blog thing.
Happy Birthday Mommie
Hey Everyone..Its My Moms Birthday Today!..Go Send Her Some Birthday Love Please!!! Thanks x0x0x -Ash CuddleGal@ CherryTAP
I totally forgot, I am in a contest for sharpest dressed and haven't done any PR/pimping/self promotion etc. I am so far 1436 votes behind the leader and your nobby needs you! Drastically. And apparently according to the landlady I am the most handsome bloke in the damn contest, so should win!
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Hmmmm Wtf?
ok now i have been on here for a few months, maybe not as long as some people but for a few. anyways...we start this thing off and we can have adult pics...ok cool. you have the option of keeping them private and leaving only a select people see them or you can have them open for everyone to see..your choice right? ok so im not bitching cuz i could care less if i have some tit or puss shots up on here, but come on..we change it from adult to nsfw??? to me, you shouldnt be looking at smut on the net when your suppose to be working. its called work people, not lets see who we can check out and get a hard on or a wet pussy. dont get me wrong, babyjesus can do whatever he wants to this site it is his, but come on...why make it so there might not be able to be any nudies on the site? so many bulletins going around about if u have a naked pic up and no face in it then it is gonna be taken off or you might be kicked off..what changed? people getting in trouble at work? then hello!!!!! dont l
Car-1 Me-0
I got it by a car yesterday...yeah--i guess that's what i get for walking across the parking lot. I was at school, walking from my car to the building when some girl came around the corner doing about 15mph and hit me. I rolled up on the hood and then fell about 10ft from the car. I was taken to the hospital and x-rayed. No broken bones, just bruised. I'm a little sore, but I'm ok.
I Wonder...
You probably won't notice this either, will You?
Wreaths For The Fallen ~ty Sims~
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Sims Date: Nov 29 2006 1:53 PM Rest easy, sleep well my brothers. Know the line has held, your job is done. Rest easy, sleep well. Others have taken up where you fell, the line has held. Peace, peace, and farewell... Readers may be interested to know that these wreaths -- some 5,000 -- are donated by the Worcester Wreath Co. of Harrington, Maine. The owner, Merrill Worcester, not only provides the wreaths, but covers the trucking expense as well. He's done this since 1992. A wonderful guy. Also, most years , groups of Maine school kids combine an educational trip to DC with this event to help out. Making this even more remarkable is the fact that Harrington is in one the poorest parts of the state. Please share this with everyone. Click on "reply to poster" then copy and hit the back button then paste in a new bulletin and post!
What Color Flower Are You?
You Are a Yellow Flower A yellow flower tends to represent joy, friendship, and playfulness. At times, you are childlike, as a buttercup is. And at other times, you are fickle, like a dahlia. And more than you wish, you tend to feel bittersweet, like a marigold. What Color Flower Are You?
Friendship Angel Poems
Friendship angel poems When I have no one to turn to And I am feeling kind of low, When there is no one to talk to And nowhere I want to go, I search deep within myself It is the love inside my heart That lets me know my Angels are there Even though we are miles apart. A smile then appears upon my face And the sun begins to shine. I hear a voice, so soft and sweet Saying, 'Everything will be just fine' It may seem that I am alone But I am never by myself at all. Whenever I need my Angels near All I have to do is call. An Angel's love is always true On that you can depend. They will always stand behind you And will always be your friend. Through darkest hours and brightest days Our Angel's see us through They smile when we are happy, and will cry when we are blue. Thanks for being my Angel my friend I will be there for you until the end
Beautiful Lady
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Theres So Many Of Us.theres So Many Of Us.theres So Many Of Us. Theres So Many Of Us.theres So Many Of Us.
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Nov 30 2006 8:40 AM Why do so many fear the very things they want most. Like love. Everyone wants true love in their lives but fear keeps it out. Fear is the prison of the heart. The only thing we truly have to be afraid of in this world is our own thoughts of fear. Many fears are born of fatigue and of loneliness. We bring it upon ourselves. No one put it there. We created it in our own minds. Fears, doubts, negative thoughts. Those are our worse enemies. The worse sorrows in life are not in it's losses and misfortunes, but it's fears. The thing I fear most is fear. Of all the emotions we carry, fear weakens judgment most. Fear is a slow destructive emotion that will eat away from you within. This will cause fatigue, stress, mental anguish and than all the physical symptoms associated with these. When people allow fear to rule their lives they are actually preventing the very changes
Mushroomhead, "sun Doesn't Rises"
Some kind of evidence Some kind of reason Why I can't find a way To begin my life Somewhere in this dying day If I can only find a way for my escape I find it hard to concentrate with all my past mistakes To begin my life I can't feel my faith can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate along the way I may have lost my mind I guess we're all damaged in our own way Alone in our own way Distant headlights desolate highway Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall With eyes wide open I can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate I can watch my world evolve Alone in our own way, I think I sealed my fate Nothing left to die for I can't recall my crime I think I sealed my fate Thoughts inside can make me crawl Think I sealed my fate Make me drop down on my knees Break me down until I question me Darkness can't destroy my drive Sun doesn't rise at all Who knows how far I'll fall
A Lit Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except a Microsoft mouse; In her bedroom, a lady was browsing with care, A web site erotic and all she found there; Her children were nestled all snug in one bed, Their father had left her, for a woman in red; So Mom in her teddy, was alone Christmas night, Searching for someone who would make her feel right. When into a chat room she ventured to enter, A hot, sexy place in the cold dark of winter. Up popped a window and then in a flash, She received a "hi baby" from a user named Dash. "I lust for your breast, I want you to know" Was HotVixen's way of saying hello. A PM from Cupid was next to appear, Followed quickly by Dancer, fulfilling her fear. She knew who she wanted, a man witty and quick, They had talked many times and he called himself Nick. More rapid than eagles her suitors they came, They whistled, and shouted, and called her by name; "Now, Dasher! now, Dan
Sexual Position Number Twelve
lover lover with eyes that shine our bodies and heart entertwine sexual position number nine I liked to do moving on making love to you riding ontop of you arching my back tugging gently to hold yourself back between us deep currents of love chemistry is strong making love literally all night long hold me gently so intimately near feeling your face your lips even your ears gliding your hands across my body complete drawing so slow in and out of me pacing yourself you never do stray sexual position number twelve your smooth body I touch my hands roam you too the passion so strong between me and you you take my legs and sit astride my feet on top of your shoulders they do ride watching you move deeper and slower inside of me sensations of love joy and ecstacy sexual position number twelve we unite with feelings that we can't let go looking into your eyes that holds a tender glow
Thats It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are all my photos being marked NSFW? what the hell their not even that bad Fuck weak man weak
Ethics Of Hacking
------------------------------- | The Ethics of Hacking | ------------------------------- written by Dissident I went up to a college this summer to look around, see if it was where I wanted to go and whatnot. The guide asked me about my interests, and when I said computers, he started asking me about what systems I had, etc. And when all that was done, the first thing he asked me was "Are you a hacker?" Well, that question has been bugging me ever since. Just what exactly is a hacker? A REAL hacker? For those who don't know better, the news media (and even comic strips) have blown it way out of proportion... A hacker, by wrong-definition, can be anything from a computer-user to someone who destroys everything they can get their evil terminals into. And the idiotic schmucks of the world who get a Commodore Vic-20 and a 300 baud modem (heh, and a tape drive!) for Christmas haven't helped hackers' reputations a damn bit. They somehow get access to a really cool system and find s
My Christmas Dinner
Just thought i'd tell you guys that in Australia we have cold christmas lunch & salads which for me is nice but just once i'd love a hot dinner. Its so hot here in Decemberas we just started summer. Anywayhope you all have a wonderful Christmas time with your family/ friends i nknow i will & please stay safe luv you guys bunches & too Tina, Aussie, Bee Lone wolf Patti PixieAngels- r - real luv you bunches but you know that. Anyway talk to you soon hugssss
Phone #
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or Before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press
1 Yr Ago Today
A yr ago today I was in a terrible car accident that I think personally helped change who I am for the better. I never took life seriously, never thought anything could or would happen to me and then in a quick second I came close to loosing my life and Sarah's. I am very thankful that I was given another chance to make a differnce in this world and to be the best person I can be. I have so many things to be thankful for and I truly know now that things happen for a reason, people come in and out of your life for a reason. I am blessed.
Little Douglas
Little Douglas was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - - Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Dougie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if an offer's really good he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Doug aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Dougie, "He is a Liberal MP, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!"
>My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, > >the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for >joy but I >thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. > >When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" > >I said "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." > >She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and >Down, when >she told me that she was pregnant! > >I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and >kissed her on >the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she >said "Oh, >honey. There's more. "I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" she said, >"Well, we are >not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she >could >know so soon after getting pregnant, I Asked her how she knew. She said, >(You're >going to love this!) > >"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bo
What The Piss
so if i listen to the god forsakin invention known as FM radio, its the oldies and the oldies alone 99.876543565431999876% of the time. here, right next to the oldies station (94.7) is a GHETTO rap station (i.e.- "i got money in the bank, money in the bank...i gots money in the bank, money in bank *cue CHA-CHING sound*)...sometimes...rarely, in my conservatory where i concieve my notions of self-examination and depravity, the ghetto station will interfer and overlap my precious and beloved oldies. *shakes fist* stupid stupid FM radio
Seriously..this Is Getting Ridiculous!
Why am I still here...I am beginning to wonder!
Seven Kinds of Sex I -----SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know-I get a little each month, but not enough to live on II -----LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" III -----QUIET SEX Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She looked at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" IV -----CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him bac
The Late Shift!!!
Subject: The Late Shift > > >A police officer, though scheduled for all night duty at the station, was >relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at >2:00 in the morning. > >Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the >bedroom and started to climb into bed. > >Just then, h is wife sleepily sat up and said, "Sweetie, would you go down >to the all night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've >got a splitting headache." > >Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he >got dressed and walked over to the drug store. > >As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the >druggist, "I know you -- aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?" > >Yeah, so?" said the officer. > >Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?"
Snippets Iii: Snippets With A Vengence
ZenCynic: No, ew shatnercock. dosekete: Lol yeah dosekete: He was young though dosekete: It wasn't Boston Public Shaner, it was Star Trek shatner dosekete: And it was just his penis I had sex with. ZenCynic: Oh, ok. That's different then.
Yes It Is Real And So Is Me (cfs)
WHAT IS FIBROMYALGIA SYNDROME? FMS (fibromyalgia syndrome) is a widespread musculoskeletal pain and fatigue disorder for which the cause is still unknown. Fibromyalgia means pain in the muscles, ligaments and tendons--the fibrous tissues in the body. FMS used to be called fibrositis, implying that there was inflammation in the muscles, but research later proved that inflammation did not exist. Most patients with fibromyalgia say that they ache all over. Their muscles may feel like they have been pulled or overworked. Sometimes the muscles twitch and at other times they burn. More women than men are afflicted with fibromyalgia, but it shows up in people of all ages. To help your family and friends relate to your condition, have them think back to the last time they had a bad flu. Every muscle in their body shouted out in pain. In addition, they felt devoid of energy as though someone had unplugged their power supply. While the severity of symptoms fluctuate from person to pe
Cat Lover Or Not, This Is Hysterical!
; We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem .. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Re
Princess 4
Special Friend
i am so terrified of my hormones please help.
Vote For Me Please...make One Thing Go Right For Me...
The 30 and older women contest...Help me out...
Whats Good
so in case you guys didnt know im a tattoo artist at the lab in glens falls ny come holla at me if you want something done
Ever Wondered?
Have you ever wondered where all of your friends go when you are down? What about the ones you grew up with, the ones you planned on changing the world with? Where did they go? What are they doing now? What changed? As for me the major change was what I considered important the older I got. My loved ones, family, country. The traditions I came to know and love. As i struggled to climb the corporate ladder i found it was leaning against the wrong building. This lead me to reconsider the importance of spending the short time I have with the ones that are most important, and that was not my boss or co-workers! I wonder, am I the only one that feels this way? What about you? What changed?
I've counted 33 bruises so far that I got from packing and moving my stuff on Friday. So sexy! LOL.
It Was A Good Day By Ice Cube
Daring, Confident, Animalistic
Daring, confident, animalistic You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot. Take this quiz at
Back & Forth
BACK & FORTH So fresh just like a clean cut wound; I'm sending you straight back to the womb. Where you can restart and begin again; This time around I'll only be your friend. Matters of the heart weren't meant for you and I; Deep inside I remind myself its not worth it to cry. Because even though I still feel for you; Dancing back & forth I'll just never do. So move on and get out of my way; I'm on a mission to live it up every day! It's go time to face off with you; To prove and show you how much this woman's worth can do! PWB~*B*
Private Pics Showing Up Public
Ok, I reported this but nothing's been done about it... so I'm posting it because people should know. Over the last two days I've been clicking on the "top photos over the last hour" kinda randomly, and I'm finding that PRIVATE pictures are showing up in that window. What this means, for people that might not be thinking about it, is if you post something that you do NOT want others to see, or that you want only limited others to see, there's a chance that the thumbnail will show up visible PUBLICLY. Ya, it's a thumbnail... but I think we all know that they are pretty damned clear. Take this as you wish, but be aware... private pics, those marked as private, can show up as visible thumbnails on everyone's home page.
A Big Thank You
hiya can i thank you all for the great comments left on my profile pics i hope to add more soon and hope u all like hugs and kisses to you all from the uk x x x x x x xx sweet x x x x x
Classic Bombshell...
What Classic Bombshell Are You? Marilyn MonroeYou are Marilyn Monroe! You are a true sex goddess. Men want you and women want to be you. Your body is flawless and you are the epitome of beauty. You love being in front of the camera and it shows. Take this test
An Apology To World War Ii Veterans...
An Apology to World War II Veterans... An elderly gentleman gave me something over twenty-six years ago that really belongs to you World War II veterans. I think it's time that I pass it on. I am a thief who took, enjoyed, and hoarded something of yours. He meant for you to have it, but he gave it to me. The Mitzels had always been good to me back in Clinton, Ohio--my hometown. When I learned that they were vacationing in Vienna, I took a week's leave to go intercept them. The year was 1977. I was a young soldier stationed in northern Italy. A friend had written, giving me the Mitzels' itinerary and the name of their hotel. Joan Mitzel, then traveling in Europe with her family, had accompanied me to the homecoming dance in my senior year of high school. We had attended church together. Arriving in the beautiful city, I got a room and telephoned my friends. Dr. Mitzel answered. When I was nineteen it did not occur to me that I might be intruding. Dr. Mitzel made me feel th
'tis The Season
'Tis the Season With every Christmas card we write we send a candle-glow To warm a heart with love and joy - a gift to all we know. With every Christmas carol we sing, notes of peace resound To touch mankind this festive season, echoing all around. This is the season of joy and love when the Christmas star is bright, And it starts with just a candle-glow shining through the night. The Snowman One day we built a snowman, We built him out of snow; You should have seen how fine he was, All white from top to toe. We poured some water over him, To freeze his legs and ears; And when we went indoors to bed, We thought he'd last for years. But, in the night a warmer kind Of wind began to blow; And Jack Frost cried and ran away, And with him went the snow. When we went out next morning To bid our friend "Good Day", There wasn't any snowman there... He'd melted right away! orignal post by:
To Busy?
Too Busy for a Friend.. One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it d
Woohoo I Love Being 40 Nd In The Ilf Contest..good For The Ego..
I'm Bored
i'm bored tonight and want to make new friends stop by and rate me and add me if you like
I Miss You Mama
Going back to a tender age So full of Confusion and Rage My sister say's "John, Our mama's gone." There's a hand on my shoulder as I'm throwing dirt Someone says "Time heals the hurt. "Little man you got to Keep on keeping on." All I want is Mama's arms I ride back home In a Limozine The saddest car that I've ever seen my brother can not Look me in the eye Lightning strikes Thunder roars An early winter In that heart ours But I swear I won't Let them see me cry But all I want is Mama's arms Neighbors come and bring me pies Endless words and futile sighs and I run up to my room And lock the door And there i am In my sunday best.. The way my mama Woulda had me dressed and I realize It doesn't matter anymore Cause all I want is Mama's arms Round and round and round it goes The Season's change this young boy grows To understand It's all part of some plan I used to wonder what it's all about Now those are questions I can do without I laugh t
A Christmas Present
A Christmas Present by windwriter I sat down on the couch contemplating what took place this evening. My boyfriend Tony and I have dated for three months now. He's a great guy, intelligent, good looking, witty and very capable in the bedroom. Tonight I asked him what he wants for Christmas, but he didn't answer. Instead, he looked off in the distance like his thoughts were a million miles away. I tried hard to think of things he has mentioned in the past trying to figure out what to get him. His clothing is impressive, his apartment is beautiful and he has enough money that he buys whatever strikes his fancy. He isn't one to talk about wanting something; he buys what he needs. Suddenly a wicked smile crossed my lips. I knew what to get him, but getting it may be more difficult so I would have to start making calls. He arrived the Friday before Christmas, dressed in jeans and a casual sweater. We discussed staying in to make popcorn over the fire in the fireplace and sip some
Difference Between Rich And Poor, Guess What I Would Choose?
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip tot he country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We b
Stash Update
Hi all I've added to my stash again !! The pics and dunno sections are updated. Enjoy !
Sorry Everybody, I Had To Set Permisions At Friends Olnly To Preserve The Eveidence.
Seems that Misty has her family threatening me now so I had to set my blog to friends only so they can't come back and delete the evidence.
Come Join The Partyin My Lounge
well it is not mine actually but I would Love to increase our Members PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME, and REPOST THIS IF YOU WILL FOR ME HOPE TO SEE AS MANY AS POSSIBLE SOON
Moon Light Dancing
the dew on the grass hit my feet as I walk in the late night hours the wind that wisped within the leaves blew my hair from springtime showers I heard a tamborine play from a far off distance or just an echo across the ocean and a flute that drowned me deep within from its sensual love seduction I could feel my soul dance around me, and wanting badly to be free so I swayed along with the melody to a love song played just for me I stretched my arms up to the stars and tilted my head way back and then felt the rain upon me just as soon as the thunder cracked the cold clear drops slid down my face as it hid my fallen tears but I swore to always keep up this dance until I could no longer hear the beat that moved me gently like the beat within my heart there was no way for me under the velvet night that I could ever part I danced with the soul of my being and heard a violin through it all and then I finally fell to my knees , that is when I took my fa
Check Out My New Pics!
Hey all, i got some ratings on my new pics, for those of u that didnt know i posted more, please go check them out.. default has a couple, XXX has one, and very naughty has a few... remember to rate and comment if u will!!!! MMFWCL
Snot Factory
So hooray for me... I caught a cold. Colds always take me down and take me down hard. I feel like I've been run over by 4 or 5 mac trucks. I feel like my throat is burning. My nose is a snot factory (ewww) lol... I'm tired and annoyed with everything. I've been drinking literally gallons of water a day it seems like. I've been taking my vitamins, eating fresh fruit and drinking green tea yet nothing makes me feel better. I had to work yesterday, we were really busy for the first hour but after that, it was a nice steady pace and I did ok, even though I was sick. I've only been sick twice since July of 2005, which is when I quit smoking... I was sick a couple months ago before I went down to California to visit friends. I hear some people who say they NEVER get sick. I don't get it! When I was a smoker, I got sick ALL THE TIME. Now that I quit, it hasn't been as much but still... Ugh... How come some ppl never catch a cold? What are they doing different than me?
Why Is It?!?!?!
Why do people put celebrities in GOD status? Fuck a celebrity is how I see it. I ain't a hater by any means but I have learned that they have the same issues we have. They put their pants on the same way They are not bullet proof They get sick like us. They don't have super powers. They don't pay MY bills. They are not there if my kids are sick Most of them could care LESS about the average joe. Many are arrogant as fuck. They don't appreciate who pays their bills. They can't put my kids through school. So explain to me, why are they so important in most peoples lives? Just some questions. I get shit in my head and have to ask those questions. LOL!!! Be Easy!!!!
Everyone Need One Of These!
My husband and I are huge fans of the movie A Christmas Story. It is played every Christmas on TBS and we make sure to watch it. Apparently some else is a huge fan in our town as well because they have a leg lamp sitting in their window exhuting "electric sex". We saw it and about died! We got curious and looked up where we can get one. The company still is around!!!! Everyone needs one to get into the holiday spirit!
well today is another party night an last night turned out to be great to. my friends and i partyed hard. I am still partying and then tomorrow is calm down day. i wan to sleep so bad but i can't . well i am going to go have fun again with my girlfriend before the men join in u know...... what i mean. well party tonight and join yourselves.
You've Got Mail !!!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
Now that Im not in a relationship, It has given me alot more time just to think about stuff. Me being the positive person that I am I have decided that my last relationship wasnt a waste. She taught me exactly what I dont want in a person. When you know what you dont want, its alot easier to know exactly what you do want. So here is my list of the top 10 things I do want in a girl. In no paticular order. Let me know what yall think, not that It'll change my mind. 1.Secure: They must like who they are as a person.If they are not secure, that insecurity results in unfounded jeolousy. 2.Stability: Must be emotionally and mentally stable, in other words , no drama queens. 3.Intelligence: I consider myself a fairly smart person, I hate having to "dumb" myself down just so they can keep up. 4.Confidence: They have to believe in themselves and be able to make decisions based on logic. 5.Class:I prefer a LADY. I dont like girls that say "pussy" or "fuck" more than I do. Gi
Today Was A Good Day!
Ok so i just got back from the local store,i went for some cheese and movies,lol.My mind kept telling me to get a lottery ticket so i did.I won $5 bucks!!I was so things like that amuse me.Then i went to get the movies and i got one Free!I rented the new "Pirates of the Caribbean 2" & some other movie which i can't remember the name lol..all that is important is that i get to see "Johnny Depp"*blush*!!That was the highlight of my day.
July,18 2006
i was going to list everything that alan has had done inividually, but decided this would be better. this is a summary report of when we went to birmingham, alabama in february of this year. review of medical records: alan was referred for gait abnormality. there is a note dated march 10 ,2004 from dr.chalhub. he is being seen for some develomental delay, some possible decreased speech and clumsiness.his examination at that time was significant for a head circumference of 54 cm, somewhat slightly spaced eyes with normal chest, heart, and adomen, and normal ears, eyes, nose and throat examination. his neurological exam was assessed as pupils were equal and reactive. extraocular movements were full. face was symmetric. he did not demonstrate any significant weakness. he could sit, stand, walk, and crawlalthough somewhat clusmy. he has had an mri of the brain in the past was normal. he has had normal chromosomes. he has been seen by a genetics doctor. he had a cpk of 105, lactic
Total Abyss
i think about my arms wrapped around your body the way your scent carries over to me the rise and fall of your chest when you breathe the way your body molds into mine the warmth off of your back as you lean into me the little noises you make as you dream your arm jerks when i run my fingers up your arm your eyelids move with anticipation of what is to come i trail my fingers down your side caress the smooth skin of your butt you sigh with comfort i kiss the back of your neck you turn your head more into the pillow giving me access to more of you i inhale deeply i can smell the soap from your shower the smell of the cocoa butter on your skin the smoothness of your cleanly shaven head you turn to me and open your eyes you come towards me with lips ready to kiss you take my mouth and linger there for a moment staring into my eyes i can see the love you come closer and gently kiss my lips tongue moving slowly into mine you watch every reaction i make pleasure
Yes, I do love sex with MEN. I have had a MFM 3-some and LOVED every minute of it. I would like to do that again. Bareback fucking, when I get to know you. And I always swallow :)
So I was ill, well almost I had man flu, so sorry for not entertaining you for 5 days. Correction, sorry for never entertaining you, not even now. I mean look at this, it's not in the slightest bit entertainin and I had to rip off someone elses stuff. (he's gay right?) Have a sexilicious Christmas, love form nobby
3 Finalists For Man Of The Year!
Hi All
ok what I was thinking is if u guys left a comment everytime u came to peak at my pics i could level like crazzy and would be very apreciative so come on give it a try or im gunna name all the names i catch just commen to peek lol thanx muahhhh
The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8
You Are Vixen Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
Its All About The Angle
Words To A Goddess
(Something someone sent me a long time ago that I found to be deep and passionate, so I kept it.) Goddess~ how does it feel to have the total consciousness of every man on the planet inextricably wedged deep between your perfect butt cheeks? the sight of your body induces catharsis the infinity of your eyes causes amnesia ruthlessly they claw over each other only to bask in a moment's bliss of your smile endlessly they dream of the day when they can please you no matter how insignificantly feverishly they scrawl reams of sobbing sonnets crumpled in spitting disappointment they arch in exquisite orgasm writhe in unspeakable torment for you only for you is it lonely that even your closest friends clutch unspoken fantasies of your milky smooth thighs pressed firmly to their cheeks your hands entwined in their hair? is it frustrating that your words and ideas no matter how articulate and profound are drowned by naked bloodlust? godde
Gentle Master
growing joining You in this journey a shadow of an ivy branch, wrapped around Your trunk of strength climbing only as far as You dare to permit flexing, reaching towards the edge reshaping bending, never breaking Your gentle caress stretching my limits holding me in Your palm molding, guiding my dreams trusting never permitting me to fall the edge moves farther, safe in Your palm Your soft words of praise encouraging, lifting my soul submitting relinquishing control Your will becoming my desire Your smile, my pleasure desiring, respecting Your domination i am Your precious tame trembling in anticipation submitting to my Love seeking my Protector yearning for my Teacher You are ........ my Master
Lets Love Make
i love your sweetest ,sensual,sexual bits And also indeed,you're soft awesome tits I love your pussy,so wet,soft and sweet Kissing your thighs, and kissing your feet. I love your eyes,and your sensual moist lips, The way you talk,your tongue teasingly flicks, I think I could stay here,wrapped up in you, Nothing ever better,then you're naked view. I get really high its clearly better than grass, When my hands brush across your soft naked ass, I could hold you for ever,just making love, Watching your breasts,as they dangle above. Looking up at you,indeed a real desire, Pumping up and down,and taking me higher, Jiggling up and down,desire on your face, No where in the world,is a better place. I think its true,I am surely in paradise, Being passionate with you,nothing as nice.
This Is An Eye-opener!
> > > >> > > over to him as he crawled around looking for his >> > > asked him why I had never seen him before. >> > > to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends >> > > > > >> > > We all know or >> > > knew someone like this!! >> > > >> > > One day, when I was a freshman in high school, >> > > >> > > I saw a kid from my class was walking home from >> > > school. >> > > >> > > His name was Kyle. >> > > >> > > It looked like he was >> > > >> > > carrying all of his books. >> > > >> > > I thought to myself, "Why would anyone >> > > bring home all his books on a Friday? >> > > >> > > He must really be a nerd." >> > > >> > > I had quite a weekend planned (parties and >> > > a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), >> > > so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. >> > > >> > > As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids >> > > running toward him. >> > > >> > > They ran at him, knocking all his books >> > > out of his arms and tripping him s
Don't Drink The "elmo" Kool-aid!!!!
I did in 98 when the original Elmo came out and what a mess that was. Now there's a new version of Tickle Me Elmo out and it's freakin hilarious!!! But let me gi ve you a time/money line on the old Elmo before you run out to the bank to get more money to buy him on the street...... 12/15/98 "Tickle Me Elmo" Retail Value - $29.95 (Unavailable) Black Market Value - $500 12/25/98 "Drool All Over Me Elmo" Retail Value - $15 1/7/99 "Ignore Me for The $1.29 Plastic Fire Chief's Hat Elmo" Retail Value - $7 1/13/99 "Step On My Head To Reach The Cookies Elmo" Retail Value - $3 1/22/99 "Stuff Me In The Back Of The Closet Cause I Don't Laugh When You Tickle My Fuzzy Little $500 Belly Anymore Since You Stepped On My Freakin' Head Elmo" Retail Value - $1 5/24/00 "Find My Dusty Red Non-Laughing Ass In The Closet While Spring Cleaning Elmo" Tag Sale Value - 50 cents (no one bought him) Don't let this happen to you!!! Learn from my mistake an
Cherry Tap Going To Be A Blast!!!
I cant believe how many friend request and picture comments i got so quick wow !!! Just want to say thanks for the add and comments all ....I will get back with you all soon just need to figure cherrytap out a bit lol cant wait to talk to you all
Things From My Childhood I Remember :)
Things I remember from my childhood.... -sounds of crickets outside my window with the wind lightly blowing on my face -the Weaver Hole...the pond down the hill and across the road at my old house -the tree in my backyard we climbed -the tree at my granny's house we always got in trouble for climbing -my granny's porch rails we climbed and ALWAYS got in trouble for -mowing my granny's yard and going to the creek behind her house -drinking sprite out of these tiny glass cups at my granny's...mmm always tasted sooo good there lol -going to the barn with my grandpa as he would proceed to go to the loft and drink a beer and always say, "now don't you tell your mamaw!" lol -the tire swing/saddle swing pappaw put up in the barn -the smell of the barn, all the animals, hay, corn, fresh cut grass, etc -band practice in the middle of summer outside, dying of heat and fatigue, but loving the sense of pride of accomplishing what you had learned -laying in my bed
Hugs! Love Darla! For my buddy!
I Wanna Love You Akon ft Snoop Dogg I Wanna Love You
Im hungover clueless. tired but still running towards the end and my brainage is 80. what the fuck. sad!
Long Forgotten Love????
Sometimes I think about the days we had Specially when I'm lying alone in my bed Catching myself smiling alone And remembering that our love now is gone It wasn't for the better or for the worse I think that our love was just a curse Thinking of you makes me weak In every boy it is you I seek I did love you and knew you loved me too But our love wasn't enough for me or you Fairytales for us were long gone But fire in our eyes stuck us for so long So much pain, though so much love These moments I don't want to come Lost so many tears over you And now I think that our love is finally through...
If You Could Have One More Day With Someone, Who Would It Be?
For One More Day As we plod away tirelessly towards the December 25th holiday, many of us are reminded of those people who are no longer with us, or cannot help themselves. We get those reminders at the craziest times. I know when I smell certain aromas wafting through the air as someone is baking holiday cookies, I can't help but think of my grandmother. As I hear hysterical laughing by a child having fun during a snowball fight with his brothers and sisters, my thoughts drift to my cousin I lost when I was thirteen. I've written in the past about the writer Mitch Albom, and his profound effect on me as I read his stories. I've talked about Tuesdays With Morrie and The Five People You Meet In Heaven. Now, he has a new book called, For One More Day. It is the story of a man who is allowed one more day with anyone he wants (so that he can make things right). He chooses his mother. You can just imagine where and how the story goes. Please read it! However, that's not wh
What You Think Is What You Get
What You Think Is What you Get (The Law Of Attraction) The law of attraction is surprisingly simple: Like attracts like. It becomes a bit more complicated when it comes to training our minds to think in ways that will bring what we desire into our lives. The term "self-fulfilling prophecy" describes the same law. This well-known term explains that we create the circumstances our mind dwells upon, whether positive or negative. So our goal is to practice consistent presence of mind to make sure our thoughts are always directed toward the positive and that which we want to create. A key to the process is the word "frequency." This is true for two reasons: 1) The frequency you use when you passionately dwell upon or revisit a thought, dream, desire or goal provides the energy your musings need for creation; and 2) just like a radio station broadcasts on a certain frequency, like the radio you must be "tuned in" to receive it. This means preparing for the arrival of your dream on eve
Some Of The News I Like
Listening to the radio this morning and they was quoting some of the strange news stories, so i decided to have a look because it is something i can forget to check on. a story about a phallic xmas tree: something that can be seen from space LOL: some naughty xmas decorations: Just copy and paste into the address bar of your browser and have a laugh :)
Comment Bombing... How To
any serious comment bombers need to use firefox as a web browser open the contest pic in about 5 different browser tabs by clicking your center mouse button (the scroll wheel) on the link your friend has provided in their bulletin (center clicks open links in new tabs) Now. You need to type the comment you wish to leave and put it in your clipboard by selecting what you've typed and then either right-clicking your mouse and selecting "copy", or hitting the "ctrl" and "c" keys at the same time, which also will "copy" your selection. You'll notice when you click "submit" that there's a time delay, where you have to wait for the comment to post, the "comment posted" screen to display, and finally, for the photo page to reappear... what we're going to do is get rid of this delay by using the other instances of the same page you've opened in the other browser tabs. What you want to do is mouse click on the comment window to activate it (this doesn't always take right away, so y
I am holding a Best Lips On Cherry contest... I will be accepting 25 pics to be voted on... Please rip and send pictures to me before Sunday December 19. Contest Starts Monday December 18 @ 12:00 Pm CST and ends Monday December 25 @ 12:00 PM CST. Please rip photos and get them to me ASAP.. Lets make this work guys!!!!!! Prizes will be determined at a later time..... please message me with the link to the girls page with the pictre if that is easier for u... cant wait to see how this turns out!! cmon boys get those girl here !!!
Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLICATION SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Leroy The Reindeer
Leroy The Reindeer Well, you've all heard the story About Rudolph and his nose But I'll tell you a Christmas tale That never has been told You may think you've heard it all But you ain't heard nothing yet About that crazy Christmas The North Pole can't forget Well, Rudolph was under the weather He had to call in sick So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks He said "Santa's really countin' on me And I hate to pass the buck" Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way" And he jumped in his pickup truck When Leroy got to the North Pole All the reindeer snickered and laughed They'd never seen a reindeer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat Santa jumped in and said "Just hold on Cause we've all got a job to do And like it or not, Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leadin' you" Chorus And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And gi
i just thought i would post this blog for all 2 c on cherry tap . i have put a chritmas tree on my profile 2 c how many gifts i would receive . don't worry if u do give me a gift i won't open it til christmas day. i'm glad that i have so many friends on here . i love cherry tap . i'm really enjoying this crazy site. i'm hoping 2 have many more friends on here. well that's all for this blog but don't worry cause there r more 2 come
Hey Everyone
I'm new to scene and just wanted to say hey and hope everyone is enjoying themselves. Hope to see some of you really soon.
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