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My Nightmares
I just woke up from another nightmare...It's hard to go back to sleep right after something like that. I woke up crying my eyes out. Sigh... I thought this might help. Actually, in an indirect way it just has. I just noticed something "precious", well, rather semi-precious that I gave my boyfriend about ten years ago when we were just starting to be friends. He put it on his computer desk. It has lightened my heart to see it out in the open. I think I'm okay now. Thanks to my Dragonheart. I love you.

Embarassing..
I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could cry I tried so hard but wasn't able To Look you in the eye For I am feeling so ashamed Yes I have brought disgrace I can tell i've soiled my good name, by the look upon your face Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin' it well i was really crankin it it wasn't my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad if you could just forgive me and talk to me dad talk to me dad. No I didnt hear you enter no i didnt hear the door with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor now burnt into your brain is an image you depise like blood and guts and starvin' kids and stevie wonders eyes well it seems last night you caught me spankin it no use denyin' it i was really crankin it well dry your eyes and dont be so sad but i wouldnt use those tissues theyve already been had talk to me dad Yeah the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish So I said, could you close the door i really wanna

Wtf?!?!?!
WTF is your problem? I don't understand why the hell ppl got to act so damn stupid sometimes. Like the world revolves around them. Screw you cause it ain't. Stupid azz ppl sayin stupid azz things just to make them feel good about them self. Yeah i got an attitude and cant nobody make me change it. I'm just tired of all the fake azz ppl, the ppl that wanna tell me how to run my life, the ppl that think they know me but really don't know me. Just leave me alone. I don't wanna be bother with any of ya'll bullshyt. I'm growin up to be a beautiful, smart, independent but bad azz with an attitude kind of a woman. I'm just lettin ya'll know leave me alone with the BS cause only god can judge me not you

Poetry By Me
A Dancers Creed Seduction Conduction I do so well; causing swell. Mind tease so easily pleased. Pleasure i send, needs i mend. Lost they are, weak, not the boss, not happy...empty... they pay my cost. I say words that brings loins to life. My curves grind in fevored might. I take his bills; and sigh... smile... and say GOODBYE!

Good Morning!
Hello all! Hope you are having a good morning. Its Thursday already! It was cold as heck waiting for the train this morning, 25 degrees. They say we are getting snow today. Its supposed to start around noon and drop 8 inches. Then there is supposed to be another foot this weekend. I'm just not ready for that. Have a great day all. Hugs

My Moment Of Glory
I was doing my normal bench press workout yesterday morning. The benching area is in the back of the gym. After each set I get up and walk around. I looked up towards the front of the gym and couldn't help noting that after set quite a few guys were looking my way. So I said to myself wow, they are looking at me. I begin think like why? Its not like I'm some adonis, nor I am lifting a record setting amount of weight. Then it dawned on me. They were looking at the attractive woman who was doing some lifting near me. We were the only ones back there. My moment of glory was over.

The Secret
To All My Friends Here... Dec 12, 2007 11:32 AM Take a few minutes to read this... Something worth the time to read and think on...Even if you don't like getting these things some are worth the time to read and worth Forwarding to those who do...Have a good day...Smile to know someone thought of you when She read this...Sincerely Anna ************************************************ The Secret One day, one friend asked another, "How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never seem to get down." With her eyes smiling, she said, "I know the Secret!" "What secret is that?" To which she replied, "I'll tell you all about it, but you have to promise to share the Secret with others." "The Secret is this: I have learned there is little I can do in my life that will make me truly happy. I must depend on God to make me happy and to meet my needs. When a need arises in my life, I have to trust God to supply accord

Kelsey Died!
ITS AMAZEING HOW PEOPLE THE HAVE KIDS CAN TREAT THEN SO WRONG WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LITTL BABY GIRL OR BOY..AND TO SEE THEM TREATED LIKE THIS JUST FUCKING PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF SO BAD THAT IF I SAW IT I WOULD KILL A MOTHER FUCKER THAT TREATED MY KID THIS WAY THAT IS IF I HAD A KID.. PLEASE WATCH THE VIDEO

Common Courtesy
I just had to write a little blog about some common courtesy things. I see so many people that obviously doesn't have fucking clue what it means to show someone just a bare minimum of common courtesy when interacting with someone and I just want to make it clear that if you approach me in a fashion which shows me you have no clue how to show the bare minimum amount of common courtesy that not only I deserve, but everyone does, then I'm just quite frankly not going to have any interest in getting to know you, and you won't hear from me again! I all the time will have people start a conversation with me through the shout box, and we'll be right in the middle of the conversation and they just stop responding... no got to run, no so long, no be back, etc... they simply just end the conversation leaving me wondering what to hell! Now come on, it takes two fucking seconds to say you have to run and to me this is a simple common courtesy everyone should show to another!!! And to me, people

To See Nsfw For The Ladies
If you would like to see my pics and you are a girl add me to your fam and i will add you to mine. If i am not on line when you do, as soon as i am i will add you to. If you do not have any pics of you for me to get wet over don't add me but you can ask if you see me on i might let you see them anyways.If i do not add you right away don't get mad i might be busy or sometimes my icon sticks. to be in my fam for the ladies is of course free just let me know if i don't have one open you want to see if i'm in your fam also.tks

Why
WHY do people tell how I should be? WHY do they try to tell Me that I'm really this person or that? WHY do they think they know who I really am? WHY when its cold as hell out does My fuel filter on My truck have to clog up? WHY do people think they need to make snid comments when I walk by? Yet, cry 'cause I wont say two words to them? WHY do people think I'm a bad person cause of My interest? WHY do people get offended why I tell them the honest truth?

Chapter 13 { The First Men In The Moon
FOR a time neither of us spoke. To focus together all the things we had brought upon ourselves, seemed beyond my mental powers. "They've got us," I said at last. "It was that fungus." "Well - if I hadn't taken it we should have fainted and starved." "We might have found the sphere." I lost my temper at his persistence, and swore to myself. For a time we hated one another in silence. I drummed with my fingers on the floor between my knees, and gritted the links of my fetters together. Presently I was forced to talk again. "What do you make of it, anyhow?" I asked humbly. "They are reasonable creatures - they can make things and do things. Those lights we saw..." He stopped. It was clear he could make nothing of it. When he spoke again it was to confess, "After all, they are more human than we had a right to expect. I suppose -" He stopped irritatingly. "Yes?" "I suppose, anyhow - on any planet where there is an intelligent animal - it will

Ky Vet Will Challenge Mcconnell For Senate
Great News! Iraq war veteran Andrew Horne will be challenging the arch-villain Mitch McConnell for his Kentucky Senate seat next fall. Joh Soltz, Co-Founder and Chair of VoteVets.org, wrote the following for the Huffington Post Thursday [see tinyurl dot com slash 2ulq9l]: ***** Jon Soltz One Of Our Own Is Going to Take Down McConnell Posted December 13, 2007 | 11:03 AM (EST) As an Iraq war veteran, today is pretty exciting for me and all the other vets I talk with. Today, one of our own took the first step towards knocking off Senator Mitch McConnell in 2008. Iraq War Veteran Andrew Horne jumped into the race. Andrew Horne, who had to step down as a Senior Advisor to VoteVets.org to run this race, not only has a good shot to beat McConnell, he has a tremendous shot. That's got us Iraq veterans pumped because not only will we have a voice in the Senate that comes from our own ranks, but we're also going to take down the guy who is the single most responsible per

Losing My Soul
Originally posted in Myspace on Thursday, May 03, 2007: When I Began to Lose My Soul... Be forewarned: Parts of the following narrative are extremely explicit. This is the part in the forest where a sign warns Red Riding Hood, "Last Chance to Turn Back!" IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT SEX, STOP! First of all, I did not set out to write a porn novel here but parts of this might be misconstrued as such or as being extremely sensationalistic on my part. All I can say is that I am not going to gloss over the details. My aim was not to appeal to the prurient natures of my audience but rather to attempt to capture the sensation of Christy's and my first time making love. Not because I want to entice. Not because I want to titillate (although by its very nature a description such as this invites this type of reaction). But because I want to remember and never forget. I am not trying to set forth any judgment that what I did was wrong or right. History has judged that. It just was

Needing Some Imput
Hello all .. Once again here i am :) ..and im still pumped up about this whole thing im doing with my life .. Right now i could use a little imput as i know a LOT of you know some good tunes .. Im trying to put together a CD for Working out... For walking and for my Yoga ...If anyone has any suggestions please let me know ..This is what ive got so far .. Walking/Cardo Break Stuff ..Limp Bizkit Crawling in my Skin - Linkin Park Numb - Linkin Park Work out Mony Mony ( sp) Billie Idol You Sexy Thing - Hot Chocolate Kung Foo Fighting -Carl Douglas Hey Ya- OutKast Do what you want & Here i go again - Okgo Whenever Wherever - Shakira Footloose - Kenny Loggins I believe Cant Touch this - MC Hammer When I dip - Freak Nasty Bust a Move - Young Mc Baby got back - Sir Mix A lot Toxic - Brittney Spears Boombastic - Shaggy I like to move it - Reel 2 real Yoga nothing as of yet .. Id really appreciate any help ya'll can give me here i want to get

The Question
I called you again today same thing, same story you havent picked up you havent answered I listened to you speak my heart still sinks i hear the beep I hang up and sigh I remember the last time I saw you smile you wanted to tell me something I put the phone down i remember your face i remember you standing there watching me leave I want to take it back come over and hold you feel your warmth hear you laugh you wanted to do something something special is what you said but i didnt come back instead i stood you up if i could turn it back i would run to you hold you in my arms tell you how I really feel I heard you left sad I heard you were hit by him I heard you were beaten you didnt tell me I heard you were crying I heard you felt broken I heard calling out to me now i feel the pain If I could take it back I would never leave your side I would feel your breath I would give you my warmth but all i'm left with is a question whe

Friendship...
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f

Cum One Cum All
HEY ALL COME ON OUT TO THE IRON HORSE LOUNGE ALL WALKS OF LIFE WELCOME ALL REQUESTS PLAYED COME IN AND ENJOY THE TUNES AND DRINKS IN THE IRON HORSE YOU ALL WAS STAY FU'ED UP COME HANG WITH THE NICEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR AND JOIN MY TWISTED LITTLE FAMLIEY. THANK YOU FROM THE OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SEXI DJ NOW COME SEE ME (repost of original by '"DJ.MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS~MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL' on '2007-12-18 15:13:27') (repost of original by '~SEXI DJ ~R/L PROPERTY OF TECELOTE ~OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SALOON ~ AKA IHS ~' on '2007-12-18 15:22:21') (repost of original by '~dj sxycougar~ Sultry Voice @ The Iron Horse Saloon' on '2007-12-18 15:26:16') (repost of original by '~SEXI DJ ~R/L PROPERTY OF TECELOTE ~OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SALOON ~ AKA IHS ~' on '2007-12-18 15:31:30') (repost of original by 'Irish Princess ~Promoter for the Iron Horse Saloon~' on '2007-12-18 15:37:26') (repost of origin

31 Things To Ponder!!
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for synonym? 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" 13. Where do fo

Alone
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

Shadow Of The Day
Linkin Park I close both locks below the window. I close both blinds and turn away. Sometimes solutions aren’t so simple. Sometimes goodbye’s the only way. And the sun will set for you, The sun will set for you. And the shadow of the day, Will embrace the world in grey, And the sun will set for you. Pink cards and flowers on your window, Your friends all plead for you to stay. Sometimes beginnings aren’t so simple. Sometimes goodbye’s the only way. And the sun will set for you, The sun will set for you. And the shadow of the day, Will embrace the world in grey, And the sun will set for you. And the shadow of the day, Will embrace the world in grey, And the sun will set for you. [Guitar solo] And the shadow of the day, Will embrace the world in grey, And the sun will set for you.

Thoughts
Grabbing a hole of my empty mind slowly dragging me down one more time. Into a darkness I can not find through this hurt body of mine. In my skin it rips and tears afraid to enter anywhere. I am here for all to see bleeding in public; just let me be. I cannot hide this pain I feel and the wounds I have made may never heal. I don't regret a thing I have done; fighting a battle I never won. Now I cant cope with this pain; emotionally, mentally, physically it's all the same. Why does it hurt to be afraid of these crazy thoughts running through my mind? By....me Stacie Arnold

Please Read And Repost
Tonight I responed to the following mumm from aries2641581, titled "what should i do again? lol http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=264662 His Question "I showed my other half a pair of shoes I wanted for x-mas. She sees the price (120.00) and says that she is not paying that much for a present. Now christmas is the time to get anything thing that you want right?? Should i get her what she wants for x-mas. " My answer, "A gift is a privlage and an honor to receive, it is NOT a Right sheesh! If you want something that bad you should buy it for yourself. The gift should come from the heart of the giver, because the joy comes from giving. You should not tell a person what to get you or even or even expect that would get you anything at all. If you care about her and want to make her feel special then get her a gift from the heart. It seems to me that the fact you would even ask suck a selfish question would warrant two lumps of coal in your stocking this year..' Th

I Can Dream
there's no fairy godmother to make my wish come true. no genie in a bottle to bring me to you. no prayer on a fallen star no magic potion in a jar. but i can dream and when i do. i dream that i'm there with you

The Angel? (raven)
She's on my mind every single day, And again through every night. I'm trying not to fall to hard But I know that I just might. Her beauty inspires me, And puts such thoughts in my mind. Her intelligence awes me, Such poetry do I find. My heart she has stolen, Just makes me want her here. My mind she has woken, Gone forever do I fear. My mind and body twisted In ways I never knew. Pleasurable and unimaginable, Exciting and intoxicating too. She makes me crazy And I love that she does. She clears my mind Like the sun from above. I'm thankful she's in my life And for everything she's done, And even if we can never be, She could be the only one. She knows she makes me happy In ways I've never been, So even just by knowing her, Then I know that it's a win. The Dark Tower Tet Contents

Life
Warning if you have opened this I am very upset! This is not directed towards you! So please don't think it is! ( in Less you are Pretending to be someone you are not and you are just Stalking my page) There is a lot going on in my life… I am not going to get into it on here because its toooo personal but if you know me and are really close to me you should know what I am talking about! I don't understand FAKE people… People you think are your friends… Or even Family that is Fake…. You trust them you lean on them. And then if one thing happens that they don't like they turn there back on you and begin to speak to people they say they hate or have hated for years!!!! I don't understand how these people can say they are from a Church that believes in Jesus Christ but then Act like they are Satan's Helper's! I have done nothing wrong…. So don't call me names or JUDGE me. It's the pot calling the kettle black! And DON'T do this around my Children EVER….. I

Shush You
Soooooo I havent written an actual blog in a long time. So here it goes. Whats been going on? Not much again. Whats with all these bouncing pictures?? The baby is doing fine. BUt had to get tested for diabeites again. Thats not fun.The guclose stuff tastes soo fucking nasty.Kills me to think i probably have to do it with each kid i want. And thats about 2 to 4 more... Oh well. I'll make sure my kid knows the sugar inducing medicine i had to take for them :)Does sound too bad though. oh well. My sinus headaches are getting pretty bad. but i cant really take the medicine i want for it. Its freeezing tits in here. The money for the wedding is dwindleing down and no wedding stuff to show for it... I do think I am too nice and patient most of the time. My tummy is upset again..dammnit.

If We Had Sex!!!!
Lets play the If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be l

Wall Slider?
these boots i have on have to be the crappiest boots. EVER. every time i come back in from being outside I slip an slide and all i can imagine is hitting the floor and breaking my teeth. so this time they were SO slippery that I had to hug the wall to get to the elevator. of course since i'm such a goof ball the floor workers thought i was being funny and were cheering me on. *sighs* LOL

An Italian Christmas Story
Dont know if you guys have ever read this, but it makes me giggle each time. I thought it would be a nice idea to bring a date to my parents' house on Christmas Eve. I thought it would be interesting for a non-Italian girl to see how an Italian family spends the holidays. I thought my mother and my date would hit it off like partridges and pear trees.....I was wrong! I had only known Karen for three weeks when I extended the invitation. "I know these family things can be a little weird," I told her, "but my folks are great, and we always have a lot of fun on Christmas Eve." "Sounds fine to me," Karen said. I told my mother I'd be bringing Karen with me. "She's a very nice girl and she's really looking forward to meeting all of you." "Sounds fine to me," my mother said. And that was that. Two telephone calls. Two sounds-fine-to-me. What more could I want? I should point out, I suppose, that in Italian households, Christmas Eve is the social

My Tears For You
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek. I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me. with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek because it was for you.

My Best Friends
I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends. Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend

Who Cares ?
Do people have interest to care for climate ? http://www.weather.com/ Reading about storms causing accidents, how many of those are due climate change ? Kioto protocol , climate conference in Bali, Indonesia .. Is there success to turn climate to better ? Time shows, what will happen.

Why Fuckin Me
IM SICK OF GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WITH ME BUT THEY DONT TALK TO ME SO I WILL SAY THIS IF U WONT TALK DONT THINK I WILL BE YOURS CUZ I GOT TO HAVE YO ATTENTION TO BE YOURS BUT IF U DONT GIVE IT TO ME THEN IM NOT YOURS SO I HOPE EVERYBODY OUT THERE REALIZE IM NOT A DUMB COUNTRY BOY IM SMART

Tough Enough To Wear Pink ( An Old Blog But Needed To Be Reposted)
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 TETWP Category: Life TETWP = Tough Enough To Wear Pink. Started by the Professional Bull Riders Association to raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness. The Southern Ohio Quarter Pony Association Sponsored a Horse show this weeekend in Circleville Ohio. 100% of the proceeds went to Breast Cancer Research and Awareness. I Participated in the Show with my mighty studless steed Elmer. I started Practicing for this show back in June. Hours in the saddle trying to perfect my posture as well as my equitation, keeping my seat all that good stuff that goes along with a flawless performance in the ring. It paid off. The first two classes I entered in were halter classes, the first class was the $100.00 Open Halter Class, I took 3rd, the second Halter Class was just an open halter class in which i again took 3rd. All that time in the saddle i forgot to brush up on my halter class skills. Not that I really could have done much. They judge t

Patrick James
Well met Pat on adult friend finder and fell in love with almost instantlly!!! He is my life and has taken my heart and soul!!! I recieved the greatest gift of all for christmas this year and that was having Patrick in my life and Iam NOT about to let this man out of my life ever!!!! I love you baby and will forever!!!

Guifanesen Protocol For Fibromyalgia
Guaifenesin protocol is an experimental, alternative treatment for fibromyalgia proposed in the 1990s by R. Paul St. Amand, MD. The treatment involves three parts: titrating to the proper guaifenesin dosage, avoiding salicylates, and following a low carbohydrate diet if the patient is hypoglycemic. Guaifenesin has not been approved by the FDA for the treatment of fibromyalgia, and the protocol has not been shown to be effective in clinical trials as of 2005. It has been adopted by many due to anecdotal evidence of success. Contents [hide] 1 Treatment details 1.1 Guaifenesin dosage 1.2 Avoiding salicylic acid 1.3 Treating hypoglycemia 2 Theory of fibromyalgia cause 3 History 4 References 5 External links [edit] Treatment details [edit] Guaifenesin dosage The dosage is individually determined by slowly titrating the dosage up until a worsening of symptoms is noticed and there is a decrease of the lesions that can be palpated in the muscles. Patients begin w

Appreciate Your Parents While You Have Them
Even though... Even though our dad has gone away, his love for us will always stay. He raised three kids to be their best, and then let them take care of the rest. His friends were many, he respected them all, for he was a man so proud and tall. His hobbies were numerous, his talents were great, but fishing came first-the rest could wait. He fished in the winter, spring, summer and fall, and it was during this time God made his call. To Heaven's doors he took dad up, "My dear child you've had enough." He left his children and loving wife to live with God for his eternal life.

Forgotten Myself
sitting here with all this glass tracing the edges with my fingertips watching the blood slowly drip from my fingers i thought i knew myself better than this and here i sit,thinking how wrong i am yet again what do i do now with all my faults displayed before me on these cards one right after another thrown on the floor everything i poured into each person spilt back ontop of me covering from head to toe my blood soaking my clothes to my body i should have seen it coming and yet i refused to look all the things wrong with me i cant change i try,but it never works i'm beginning to give up on myself ready to stop trying all together i've lost myself again i wish i could find myself here in this darkness drawing shapes with my blood i need guidance but where do i find it? who can give it to me? hell,who can help me? damn,someone help me please...for my sake...help me.....now....

Ok Fubar This Is What You All Been Waiting For. The Fubar Queen 2007 Contestants!
OK THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THE SEXIEST, WOMEN ON FUBAR. STOP BY ON THE 30TH AT 7 PM TO SHOW THESE QUEENS OF 2007-2008 YOUR LOVE! Music Video:LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! (by Mr. Cheeks)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone OK HERE THE TOUGHEST, SEXIEST WOMEN OF FUBAR CONTESTANTS 1 CONTESTANTS 2 CONTESTANTS 3 CONTESTANTS 4

The Day Is Just 121 Days Away
AS THE DAY DRAWS CLOSER TO MY WEDDING DAY I FIND MYSELF FEELING MORE AND MORE NERVOUS AND THE MORE NERVOUS I GET THE MORE EXCITED THAT I GET...I LOVE HIM I FIND THAT I NEED HIM WITH A DESPERATION AND LIFE CEASES TO EXIST WHEN HE IS AWAY FROM ME...HE CALLS FROM WORK SOME TIMES JUST TO SAY I LOVE YOU HE KISSSES ME FOR NO REASON HOLDS MY HAND WHILE WE WATCH TV LOL LAUGHS AT THE CORNYIST JOKES I TELL AND IN GENRAL MAKES ME FEEL AS IF I AM A PRINCESS IN SOME STORY BOOK ...I KNOW I KNOW IM TOLD I AM ADDICTED TO HIM...HELLS BELLS I THINK HE IS DAMN NEAR PERFECT....THE MAN HAS TO BLIND AS A BAT FOR HE TELLS ME IM BEAUTIFUL HE IS ALL THAT I WANT AND ALL THAT I COULD EVER NEED IN ANY MAN I LOVE YOU TERRY

Green&gold
IT IS A DAY OF GREEN&GOLD ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS EVE,THE GREEN GLOW OF HAPPINESS IN MY EYES THE GOLD IS IN YOU,IT IS YOUR SMILE MY CHRISTMAS WISH THAT CAME TRUE JUST TO SEE YOU, MY SPIRITS HAVE LIFTED THE ILL WINDS HAVE SHIFTED, AND EVEN BROUGHT A LITTLE SNOW.

R.i.p
It's 4 AM , I just held my daughter while she balled on my shoulder, her best friend of 4 years, father has just passed on to heaven, she is unable to get the veiw of the last look of him out of her head, on a rotating bed to keep the blood flowing a hole in his lungs and pretty much a vegi with is eyes wide open with no blinking, this was at 7 45 pm, This was a good man with a huge heart, My day will be rough today as I mourn with the family , Please say a prayer for them to get them by through out this rough time in life, Thank you!!!! I will now go continue to comfort my baby girl!

Mazdaspeed Demio Concept
Tokyo Auto Salon '08: Mazdaspeed Demio Concept11:29 12/28/2007, Alex Nunez, 2008 tokyo auto salon, 2008tokyoautosalon, mazda, mazda2 mps, mazda2mps, mazdaspeed, mazdaspeed demio, mazdaspeed2, mazdaspeeddemio, tokyo auto salon, tokyo auto salon 2008, tokyoautosalon, tokyoautosalon2008, Autoblog Filed under: Concept Cars, Economy, Japan, Hatchbacks, Mazda, Tokyo Auto Salon click above for more images of the Mazdaspeed Demio Concept Here's another one that we're very curious to read more about when Mazda gets around to issuing its sweeping Tokyo Auto Salon release. The car shown, of course, is the Demio, a.k.a. Mazda2, a.k.a one of the cool non-US market cars we'd love to see in our local showrooms. In this case, it's a fully-dressed Mazdaspeed Demio concept. In addition to the full aero package (new bumpers, spoilers, skirts, inserts, etc.), it boasts Mazdaspeed wheels, brakes, and likely some suspension upgrades. Whether there are any changes under the hood is not currently kno

Jus Me....being Random....
1. Water gets me more hyper than alcohol. 2. I make up my own words, like crazianity. I call it Taylorology - the study of Taylor. 3. I hate the phone. Like with all my being. 4. I'm commitment phobic but almost always have a boyfriend. 5. I have a Tommy Hilfiger OBSESSION 6. I will honestly say that for the most part, I have the worst taste in movies. 7. I don't highlight or dye my hair. It is what it is. 8. I love to dance...especially on stage ;) And I can shake my ass to almost any song lol... 9. I should really be in my own comedy T.V. Show. 10. I am a fantastic flirt...unless I like the guy...then I completely ignore him (however, this is often case-sensitive) 11. I only take 10 or 15 minutes to get ready to go out. 12. I think the Jager song is one of the best songs ever written! (My jager has a first name, its J-A-G-E-R....my jager has a second name, its MY-S-T-E-R...I love to drink it every day and if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyyyy....

How
How can I trust someone if that someone has broken my trust, My heart is empty, Its cold as ice, As it reach to break, It leaks out of water, That water drips and slips away, That trust, That moment, All within those you have broken, I may not trust you or your friends but that don’t mean we can’t be friends, Just friends without that trust, You have to work your trust with me, You have to make me understand why should I ever trust you again, You have to repair that broken trust, You have to work hard, That don’t mean be hateful towards me, Just show me that I can trust you once more.

Winter Classic
for anyone who doesnt know,,or may not follow hockey,,,tuesday jan 1 , buffalo will play pittsburgh in an outdoor game at the buffalo bills stadium,,outside...here is a link that will show what they did to make a rink out of the football stadium.....http://sabres.nhl.com/

Not Taking Sh-t
Well, I find it weird how many people do hook up on these sites and turn out to be jerks or led on by jerks. I think its crazy to think, wow this guy is so sensitive. His poetry speaks to my soul, and then first time you accidentally knock over his enzyte pills, he swings like a revolving door. I guess its to be expected really. I mean without these quirky jerks we wouldnt have anything entertaining to talk about in chats and emails. Personally, I dont bother trying to know anyone online anymore. All you do is get ticked off when they show their true personality. So if you think you're gonna hit me and quit me, think again. There's a reason half of my ex's tried to kill themselves when they wronged me.

I Know A Cold As Cold As It Gets
To the end of the Earth, I'll search for your face For the one who laid all of our beauty to waste Threw our hope into Hell and our children into the fire I am the one who crawled through the wire I am the one who crawled through the wire There's a million sad stories on the side of the road Strange how we all just got used to the blood Millions of stories that'll never be told Silent and froze in the mud Silent and froze in the mud I know a cold as cold as it gets I know a darkness that's darker than cold A wind that blows as cold as it gets Blew out the light of my soul Blew out the light of my soul I dream in my sleep, I dream in my days Of some sunny street not so far away Where up in a window a curtain will sway And you and I'll meet down below You and I'll meet down below I know a cold as cold as it gets I fight a war, I may never see one I live only to see you live to regret Everything that you done Everything that you done Everything that you do

Attention Fubar Friends This Afternoon
* * Attention Fubar Friends * * Fubar V.I.P. Anyone Who Wants To Swap 100 11 + Points Please Drop Me A Note Today –n- Hopefully We Can Exchange On A Honor System You Have My Word….Or If You Only Have 10 + I Will Swap 100 + 10 Points With You If You Wish; When Your Ready This Afternoon Please Just Drop Me A Note Your Friend Dark Knight Yes I’m Trying To Level Up LoL Thanks Guys I Need A Little Help Cause I’m Behind Ouch

Justice For All On Court Tv
Pre-Paid Legal Media Spotlight Event JUSTICE FOR ALL | ACCESSING THE PROMISE Pre Paid Legal will be featured on Court TV! Justice for all is a nice idea, but does it really happen in our courtrooms when lawyer fees seem to be outside of the average person’s budget? The majority of injustices never find their way into the courtroom. As life happens around us, there are times when unfairness rears its ugly head. The examples are limitless: * a company denies a warranty claim * a service provider overcharges a client * a credit card company takes advantage of a person they claim to want to help * and thousands more… When it happens, perhaps we make a few calls, talk to a few supervisors, but sadly, most of us are forced to pay the fee of whatever injustice that day brought and move on. It doesn’t have to work that way. More than 3 ½ decades ago Pre-Paid Legal became a pioneer in the legal industry and today provides access to justice for common, and n

Who's Gonna Fight For Me?
Save me, God! Protect me from my enemy attacks! Keep me safe from brutal people who want to kill me. Merciless enemies, Lord, are hiding and plotting, hoping to kill me. I have not hurt them in any way at all. But they are ready to attack. Do something! Help me! Look at what's happening. Lord God All-Powerful, you are the God of Israel. Punish the other nations and don't pity those terrible and rebellious people. My enemies return at evening, growling like dogs roaming the city. They curse and thei rwords cut like swords, as they say to themselves, "No one can hear us!" You, Lord, laugh at them and sneer at the nations. You are my mighty fortress, and I depend on you. You love me and will let me see my enemies defeated. Don't kill them, or everyone may forget! Just use your mighty power to make them tremble and fall. You are a shield for your people. My enemies are liars! So let them be trapped by thier boastful lies. Get angry and d

Only God Knows Why :(
Only God Knows Why by Kid Rock I've been sittin' here Tryin' to find myself I get behind myself I need to rewind myself Lookin' for the payback Listen for the playback They say that every man bleeds just like me And I feel like number one Yet I'm last in line I watch my youngest son And it helps to pass the time I take too many pills It helps to ease the pain I made a couple of dollar bills still I feel the same Everybody knows my name They say it way out loud A lot of folks fuck with me It's hard to hang out in crowds I guess that's the price you pay To be some big shot like I am Outstretched hands and one night stands Still I can't find love And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around People don't know bout the things I say and do They don't understand about the shit that I've been through It's been so long since I've been home I've been gone, I've been gone far way too lo

Nsfw Pics
Due to certain circumstances my nsfw pics will be displayed only to family members, if you are unable to see them and would like to please let me know and i will take into consideration to adding you to my family so you can see them, thank you and happy new year

"bang, I Gotcha"
"Bang, I gotcha" "I never needed you anyway, so there!" I shoot from the hip... "I don't even care what you have to say," Words not intended to rip A bullseye wound near your Nowhere heart "I'm better off on my own, Apart." I candle puff my smoking gun, Holster my hurt Turn And run Sara Holbrook

My Ultimate Sexual Fantasy
Today I was asked to describe my “Ultimate Sexual Fantasy”… Well I took this as a challenge. I didn’t want my sexual fantasy to be “Butt Sex with Twins”. So in an effort to make my fantasy more unique, I have compiled the following Uber Fantasy. +Bauer+’s Epic Fantasy takes place, of course, where all fantasies start: on the moon in the lounge of Taco Bell. There would be a minimum of 100 lesbians surrounding me, and they’d be engaging in lesbionic activities, and moaning loudly. The floor would be covered with their secretions, which Emperor Penguins are frolicking in. Darth Vader would be doing S&M shit in the background with Princess Leah - while she wears the outfit that Jaba the Hutt made her wear. (I’ve wanted to bone her before I knew what boning was) 50 Cent would be rapping P.I.M.P., and my boy Steven Spielberg would capture all of this on film for his masterpiece “Lord of the Cock Rings”. I would be Shaquile O’Neal but I have a tw

Goodbye Bullshit!!
goodbye bullshit..... Category: Life looks like some of you (u know who u are out there) had been going thru pretty rough patches when it's towards the end of the year *sighs.. but i want you to know that none of you out there is alone : )) im here, im there (in the situation too) but i guess..it's how we would like to take things..personally or not, but deep down time will always tell how strong friendships will last : )) so to my friends, emo is one thing...but being happy n optimistic is always more important ..not easy i know but don't worry, you have me and i'll try to make your days.. lol...okay that's done, another new year and i guess time to really renew my friendships with people i've lost in touch with LOL.. we'll see..and no thats not a resolution cause i don't believe in them no more, perhaps..im too lazy to stick to them.. ok..im lazy..i admit it. I have made some true friends this year and i want to thank you for everything. yea there were times we got into fights b

Thank You Rockrules2001!
Big Thank you to Rockrules2001 for the VIP. You are the best! People, go by and leave him some love: rockrules2001 "Dallas Football Player & FuBar Hubby of RockLady***READ THE PROFILE 1ST*@ fubar

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 1/2/08;
Government sponsored "wars," i.e., on Poverty, Drugs, or anything else are a convienient way for them to get money from us and keep a fuckin' job! What's next? The fuckin' "war on Stupidy?" Yeah ok, that is a fuckin' never ending battle! But 10,000 new jobs created!

Stress Level: Critical
I woke up this morning realizing how much I hate my goddamn job. Only about 3 or 4 of you know why. I was telling one of my sisters about it and she just presented me with the best job ever... in Arizona. But I'm seriously considering it, because I just have to get the hell away from all these people. I'm not even pretending to be happy at work anymore. I do my work, I file, and I sit at my desk and type up my job requirements because, that's right, I'm being a good little worker. When INSIDE my real persona is screaming at me to get up and beat the hell out of the person that put me in this mood. *deep breath* But if i get arrested, I REALLY can't go to Arizona, so I'll behave.... for now.

Slave In Training...
There is a woman who considers herself to be the ... well.. the slave. A slave to her was a person who is will and able to do anything and everything her master asks her to do. If not ... you are not a true slave. She was not a slut, bitch, or whore not in the manner that she were one for everyone that she met for she was devoted to one man and one man only. He was her master. She was to always have several things done before she was to see her master. One night , unexpectedly she had an "encounter" with her master. He had her to take off her clothing, lay down on the bed and she was tied to each one of the bed posts. She was a little self conscientious for he had told her several times how sexy she was and how much he loved certain parts of her body, but every once in a while she thought of herself as needing something more in order to please her master. He began to pull at her pussy lips, and tweaking her clit. He found that she had broken one of the masters rules. He continued to me

Painters Bulletin
This Is My Personal Pimpout To All the People That Helped Me Level,So Go By And Show Them Some Luv And Meet These Great People You'll Be The One Missing Out If You Don't! Be@uTiFuL @nGeL DrEaMs Of ThE SpIrIt LeVeLeRs's FaMiLy@ fubar **BaldPunk**Manager of Spirit Levelers**@ fubar GARY - Owner Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction@ fubar ~Rox~*Indian Princess*~The BLOCK Security~*Spirit Levelers Greeter*~Club F.A.R.~*@ fubar DJ IVORY TIGRESS(DSC)-DIRTY ADDICTION@ fubar Evonne~ Spirit Levelers~FUSISTA AND FUBROTHA'S LEVELERS AND BOMBERS ~~CLUB FAR ~~`@ fubar Sixtyninemunch2000~Founder ArchAngel Family@ fubar ~Krystal~*KrystalKlear*~Proud Member of Spirit Levelers~*PLZ SIGN GUESTBOOK..TY~*@ fubar Khandy {"Belongs To Tree Top Flyer"}~~Member of WTC~~Manager of Down Town Bombers ~~

Three Things Of Importance:
Three Things of Importance: Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1 Love 2. Family & Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work

Inspiration
What Inspires me ? What Inspires you ? Smiles, Frowns , laughs and giggles Children, grandparents the sun, the sky, the ocean breeze The oceans waves that crash The sound of nothing The noise of the kids playing Dogs, cats, puppies and kittens Stories, sad ones and happy ones Romantic ones and funny ones Eyes that gaze to nowhere My heart that beats Birds chirpping, squirrels playing Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter The pouring rain and thunderstorms The falling snowflakes and the snowy hills A smooth saxophone playing its jazz Feeling the beats of hip hop Dancing to all of the great sounds My body feeling the rumble of the reggae Laying in a hammock and relaxing Letting my thoughts wonder What inspires me, is everything What inspires me, is you.

Metallica-enter Sandman
Say your prayers little one Don't forget, my son To include everyone Tuck you in, warm within Keep you free from sin Till the sandman he comes Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off to never never land Something's wrong, shut the light Heavy thoughts tonight And they aren't of snow white Dreams of war, dreams of liars Dreams of dragon's fire And of things that will bite Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off to never never land Now I lay me down to sleep Pray the lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake Pray the lord my soul to take Hush little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet, in your head Exit light Enter night Grain of sand Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to never never land

Save Some Money On Your Next Vacation
Thats right I went threw global resorts to get a vacation just for myself to have some time all alone. And wow it was awsome, i saved a lot of money going threw them then calling up and getting airline tickets, then a motel. I saved a lot threw them, please check them out and book yourself a vacation as soon as you can, and save some $$$.

Right In Front Of Us There Are....
New worlds to explore To fully know and appreciate the place where you are, you must go someplace else and then return. To increase your understanding, you must challenge and question what you think you know. Your perspective gains much value when you consider it from the viewpoint of another perspective. Those who willingly, respectfully and thoughtfully entertain skeptics become the most authentic, passionate and convincing believers. The value of what you know depends on being aware of what you do not know. Learning arises from the acceptance of your ignorance. The most valuable experiences are those which are filled with surprises. The sights you've never seen before, and the sounds you never expected to hear, can open you to higher levels of awareness. There is no end to the variety in the universe, and it grows with every moment. Do not hesitate to seek it out, for there will always be more. You are never too old to feel the childlike wonder and delight of experiencin

Only 2 People Replyed...why?
WTF!!!??? Granted,i wasnt givin away alot,but i thought my SO CALLED "'FREINDS,FAmILY, & FANS"would at least want the $1000,but have only had a TOTAL OF 2 peeps that responded.????????Free Fu bucks & 2 people replyed...if dont want any of it ITS YOUR LOSS!!!!!At least I now know WHO are the TRUE freinds!!!!lol HAVE A GREAT WEEK END ALL OF YOU!!!

I Hate Secrets..
Here I am again, left guessing who might possibly be sending anonymous gifts, this time Valentines Hearts. I ended up with 31 Mistletoe Kisses and only knowing where 11 of them came from. Now, I have 31 Valentines Hearts and I don't know where any of them have come from. For a former Coast Guard investigator, this is absolute torture. I would love to know, and yet probably will never know. They have come as follows: One person sent one; another sent 25, and a third has sent 5. Who ever sent them, thank you, I hope one day you'll reveal yourself to me. Thank you who ever you are!

As Of Now...
MY CURRENT LIFE IN 84 QUESTIONS : : 1. What was the highlight of your week? the other morning 2. Who's car were you in last? my dad's 3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? Hopefully soon 4. What color shirt are you wearing? blue 8. Last movie you watched? March of the Penguins 9. Last thing you ate? French Toast 10. Last thing you drank? water 11. Where did you sleep last night? In my bed silly 13. Are you happy right now? missing someone 14. What did you say last? help me fix my internet connection 15. Where is your phone? next to me 16. What was the last museum you went to? don't remember 17. What color are your eyes? Hazel 19. Who came over last? dad 21. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently? Drama and people that can't live without stirring it up 22. What are you listening to? Resident Evil/Extinction 23. If you could have one person right now with you who would it be? Someone with a 6 inch tongue 24.

Grandpa's On The Porch Again
GRANDPA'S ON THE PORCH AGAIN A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your private is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."

I Saw You Smile
I saw you smile one last time even though it was only for alittle while. I couldn't see through the miles, and now it seems I am trying to mend what seems to be the end. Cant ypou hear me calling, as my tears are falling. I just wanted you to be proud, never meant to cause a scar. I wish upon a star wish you werent so far. cant see through these tears, you're not here to chase away the fears. And i wish you were. Like the flowers you went away. nothing will ever be the same. I only tried I never lied. I saw you smile one last time even though it was only for alittle while what i would give to be your daughter and not a bother. what i would give for you to love me again. I love you mom and dad

I Am Bill.
AIGHT SO I SO I AM LEGEND. EXCELLENT FUCKING MOVIE. SEEN IT THREE TIMES NOW. THING IS, IN THE MOVIE, WILL SMITH HAS A HARDCORE OBSESSION WITH BOB MARLEY. IN ONE SCENE, HE'S WASHING HIS DOG, AND HE PUT'S ON THREE LITTLE BIRDS AND STARTS SINGING, AND I HONESTLY HAVE TO SAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE!! NOW ME, I HATE MARLEY, THE MUSIC IS FAR TO SAPPY, AND I HATE THE RASTAH WANNA BE'S THAT GET HARDCORE INTO HIM. YET LISTENING TO THE MOVIE, AND HEARING THE SONG I HAVE REALLY GOTTEN INTO IT. NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER LIEK ME AND POST THE SONG. ENJOY AND IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU CHECKING OUT. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-COLOR BLIND CRIMES. P.S. NAKED AND RASTAH!! NOW SUFFER!!

Microsoft Bids $1.2b For Fast
Microsoft bids $1.2 billion for Norway's Fast Reuters Published on ZDNet News: Jan 8, 2008 4:43:00 AM TalkBack Share Digg Del.ico.us Print Email 0 0 Tags: Reuters, Corporate & legal, Crown, Goldman Sachs & Co., Microsoft Corp., Fast Search & Transfer, Business Structures, Financial Accounting, Tools & Techniques, Finance, Management Microsoft has offered to buy Norwegian Internet-search software firm Fast Search & Transfer for 19 crowns (about $3.54) per share, valuing it at about $1.2 billion, the companies said on Tuesday. Fast shares, which had been suspended all day on Monday, jumped to the bid level and then eased off slightly to 18.90 Norwegian crowns ($3.53) in early trading on Tuesday. "Fast's board of directors has unanimously recommended that its shareholders accept the offer," Fast Search & Transfer said in a statement. "This offer represents a 42 percent premium to the closing price on January 4 (the last trading day prior to this announcement) and values

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 1/8/08;
Everybody says they look for personality over looks and money! That is pure unadulterated bullshit! Can you be happy with a fuckin' ugly guy in a refrigerator crate? But let's not forget it takes money to bury the dead!

The Speeding Ticket
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see....Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that.. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car.. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2:

Thawing Out...
yup got a few major storms and now we are going through the seasonal Jan. thaw out that lasts for about 2-3 weeks at most then it gets cold and snowy again...im actually in no more than i t shirt right now...ok im wearing more than a t-shirt so ladies dont get to happy *smirk* anyway...here is something to keep you occupied.... I just want to thank you For the joy you've given me These words don't even come close to What I feel so deeply So many things to say If I could only find the words My own thoughts get in the way And I just end up sounding absurd But I shall do my best To explain how I feel For I've been truely blessed At times it seems surreal I never thought I would find Something found by so few So between your heart and mine I just want to thank you

This Is My Perspective
From my and hopefully every mans perspective: we don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it.

14th December, 2007. A Wake Up Call And A Reminder Of Things Gone By. Maybe The First Seizure After Surgery.
A sad day but then reality is a good thing to check anyone. 14th December 2007 It is not a nice to admit but today could have been the first seizure in 20 months. I am not sure but my husband thinks it was although he was not present all of the time. If it was then everything has changed which is maybe what does happen, however I have no way of telling what it was like for other people in the same position when they had their first seizure after surgery. I was in the kitchen and heard my husband saying that our neighbour was walking down the drive. As I had a book to give her I called to him and asked him to bring me a copy. I went to get the undelivered card for her and opened the door. I remember her saying that she felt like Santa Claus so I told her that I had a present for her and as my husband did not come I went to fetch it. As this was the book that she had spent hours proof reading it was like coals to Newcastle but she wanted a copy and a signed one at that. Howev

Loves Wrath
bleeding hearts that try to hide empty souls once whole inside love and heartbreak the only thing you cant take i hid away becasue of you my world turned black instead of blue i lost those who ever cared cant trust anyone my problems not shared fallen into a pit of doom staring at the walls of our room remember take your own path or suffer and feel loves wrath...

The Ultimate Slacker Gift.
E-Mail | E-Mail Newsletters | RSS Associated Press Company Unveils Bed With Web, iPod, DVR The Associated Press 01.10.08, 7:51 AM ET Popular Videos Blu-Ray Here to Stay Clinton and McCain Take New Hampshire Bill Gates Big Talk Fans Demand Journeyman Ultimate TVs Related Quotes LEG 15.99 + 0.00 Most Popular Stories The Biggest Celebrity Paydays Of 2007 America's Most Lustful Cities Worst States for Speeding The NFL's Coldest Games How to Choose Gifts to Re-Gift or Resell You're probably used to having a big-screen TV or a cell phone charger in the bedroom, but diversified manufacturer Leggett & Platt Inc. wants to take things a step further by bringing tech gadgets right into your bed. The company plans to sell a tricked-out place of rest it calls the Starry Night Sleep Technology Bed, mattresses included. The bed, which was on display at the International Consumer Electr

The Wedding
Some of you may already know Im getting married. It was supposed to be last month. But obvioulsy thats been delayed. The now set date is : Jan. 26th Saturday at One O'Clock. I know you guys wont be able to make it, but i still welcome wedding gifts :) We are pretty much broke after buying all the shit..Caint wait till I can go back to work. I want my own spending money soo badly. But my dress is simply beautiful.Its perfect. Just hope my belly doesnt get too much bigger in that time :) Anabelle Rose is growing so fast. She was kicking again real good last night :) I want her now. His parents have bought so much clothes for her. Just hope she gets to wear 'em all before she outgrows them.

When Masturbating.. Wear A Helmet, Goggles, And Dont Use Soap!
I don't masturbate enough. I mean - I probably masturbate as many times per year as most guys masturbate in a day or week. Recently I was reminded that masturbating can prevent prostate cancer - that's how my granfather died (prostate cancer, not from masturbating) - so I really don't want to get that shit. I also haven't been getting sex, so a few days ago I decided it was time I took matters into my own hands. Now when I masturbate, I pretty much just do it in the shower and use soap. It's got just enough viscosity to be slippery and not quite enough to make it feel good. It's especially uncomfortable once my hands start to get pruney from being in a hot shower. On top of that, it just takes me forever to cum because I'm so uncomfortable and in the shower there's really nothing to fantasize about except a naked 28 year old dude masturbating in the shower with his pruney hands covered in soap. It often takes alot of concentration just to get or stay 'into it'... half the tim

Read This N00bs!
> > > > > Firstly, > ... Read people's profile's. > Some may not be so friendly,.. but at least they give you fair warning. > > > No one is bad ass behind a keyboard! > I mean come on! > This is as bad as anyone could possibly get in verbage here on the net. > > > Secondly: > Dispite the "Bibble" I mean bible here. > Here is the commen given: > > Everyone is a 10 & sometimes an 11 in my book!!! > > Thirdly: > Take nothing seriously or simply leave now! > > > forthly: > Is their a forthly? > I mean the word silly! > Friends come & go for a season or reason. > We often select whom are our friends as we see a little of ourselves in them. > Even if we dont know it. > So stay true to those whom have been to you, unconditionally. > > > Sixthly: > Again? Is there a sixly,... > (yes the word again). > This is a not for profit-site,... > For those of us whom do not profit that is. > *Cough-Fu-shit* > This site only promo

"accorde Moi" By Bobby Valentino Ft. Leslie
LYRICS J'ai comis pour toi bien trop d'erreur, (I made too many mistakes for you) Plus qu'il n'en faut.... (More than I had to....) Pourtant je respect, Je crois chacun de tes mots (Though I respect, I believe each of your words) Lookin' at a picture, reminiscin' all the good times I'm tired of arguin', I don't wanna fight, No... Pourquoi perdre tant de temps? (Why lose so much time) Car au fond tu as toujours su ce que je ressens (Because in reality You always knew how I felt) Even though you did me wrong, you're the only one for me I wanna take you back, but it's so hard for me CHORUS Accorde-moi cette derniere danse (Grant me this last dance) Juste une derniere chance (Just a last chance) De retarder ton depart.... (To delay your departure....) Accorde-moi bien plus de temps, ma vie en depend (Grant me more time, my life depends without you) Sans quoi je perdrais deja.... (I would already lose my life....) Can't take no more, can't

A True Friend
A true friend willNever leave your side,Holds your head upAgainst the rising tide.They stand beside youWhen things are rough,And hold your hand When things get toughThey kick your assWhen you do wrong,And hold you closeWhen you're not that strong.So as glad as I amThat you love me true,I'm gladder still thatYou're my best friend too.Cormamin, coiamin melaminAmin mela lle, a'maelaminAmin milya lle, melaminAmin mela saes ar karnel lle, melaraminirmoieamin ten' lle karnel- natul- kirma en' amin, mela en' coiaminnardane ron kaime e' i'ranquie en' ilye n'at, lapse' The Dark Tower Tet Contents

I'm Done....
The person I thought was a girlfriend posted a new blog on another "place for friends" site with some revealing thoughts. You know what, I'm not even going to go into it. Just suffice it to say, I'm done being the proverbial "nice guy" that listens to how badly her ex, who BTW she still is in love with, treated her and fucked her over. I'm sick of it all. She's 26 fucking years old. I had 2 kids by the time I was that age. I knew where I wanted to be at that age. I had break-ups in my past too, but you know what, YOU GOTTA MOVE PAST THEM!@!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when the other person fucked you over bad like apparently this last guy did. And get this, SHE IS STILL FRIENDS WITH HIM!!!!! I don't know about any of you who might read this, but when someone breaks my heart, I do still have feelings for them. Those feelings are revulsion and hatred. I don't want a fucking thing to do with someone who can do that to me. Nothing. Can someone please explain to me why a p

Marriage
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Men Blow Big Goat Balls
why is that a man says that he loves you but what he really means is that all i want to do if fuck you and then leave you to wonder what did i do wrong was it me was i really that bad will he ever call me......why do tey do that i hate it....they think that because they are men they can have what ever they want and get away with it.......i dont need men no matter how much they think i need them...i really dont...........i mean yes it is nice to be held sometimes but i dont need the pain that they causei am done with this shit......and the next guy that hurts me in any way shape or form i am going to take a dull rusty chease grater to his nuts.....i am just a little pissed if you didnt notice......any way that is besides the point men get your hopes up thinking that you can trust men again but you caint

Please Read!
I want to extend a thank you to those who make the extra effort to keep in touch and have some kind of friendship as apposed to those I have met on here and you know who you are, who "claim" to be friends and fans but do not say anything. I am happy to have those who want to be friends message me. I know I do my best to message or rate pictures,ect. It might be slow but I promise I will get back to you. Oh yeah and th ratings whores, take a hike, I am here to make friends and if you are here for points then let me know so I can discontinue the friendship but for those who are here for friendships, thank you for everything.If you really want to know me, I have alot of info on my profile and if you want to know more, all you have to do is ASK. HUGSsss and a handshake to you all and I am looking forward to all of us being friends or more in 2008 and beyond. HUGSSSSSSs

I Am Strange
I feel that me strange why? i dont know i live in my country but feel strange why? i dont know ? i live between my faliy but feel me strange why? i dont know /. i meet my frined but feel strange ? i feel that my heart is strange in me? my soul want to leave to another place to search about its soul frined ? if one woman know my soul please i invite her to help me

Me
7 Facts About Me 1. I hate shopping ... I like to go in the store , get what I need and get out.. The time that it takes to find a parking space is painful because I don't plan to be in there long.. 2. I love to talk. have always been told I talk alot.. It used to bother me, now I know it's just because I have alot to say... duh 3. I am pursing my dream of writing a book.. I love to read because it takes me away to places I'll never go in real life.. Physically and emotionally 4. I lost my real mother when I was 3 yrs old , to an anuerysm.(she was 30 yrs old and left 9 children behind) But was raised by my Father's sister who I couldn't love more.. She's my MOM! 5. I do not like drama.. I live my life to be happy and to make as many folks happy with me.. 6. I love the sun!!! I like being dark and laying out by the pool, reading a good book, drinking a cold one just about raps up all of my vices into one happy time. 7. I value you my friendships as my girls

Christopher Columbus Brought Syphilis To Europe From The New World
CHICAGO (Reuters) - New genetic evidence supports the theory that Christopher Columbus brought syphilis to Europe from the New World, U.S. researchers said Monday, reviving a centuries-old debate about the origins of the disease. They said a genetic analysis of the syphilis family tree reveals that its closest relative was a South American cousin that causes yaws, an infection caused by a sub-species of the same bacteria. "Some people think it is a really ancient disease that our earliest human ancestors would have had. Other people think it came from the New World," said Kristin Harper, an evolutionary biologist at Emory University in Atlanta. "What we found is that syphilis or a progenitor came from the New World to the Old World and this happened pretty recently in human history," said Harper, whose study appears in journal Public Library of Science Neglected Tropical Diseases. She said the study lends credence to the "Columbian theory," which links the first recorded

Creation Of My Blog
I sit around when not at work and watch movies a lot. this time of year i'm inside more than out, and in the summer i still usually watch one after dark. So i thought what the heck, i'm on here and wanted to start a blog so i'd stick with what i know. So if you don't mind listening to a nerd's opinion on movies come by if you see a title you like or want to check out.

Why Guys Fall In Love With Girls
1. Girl's always smell good even if it is just shampoo 2. The way their head always finds the right spot on our shoulders 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms 5. The way they kiss you and all of sudden everything in the world is right 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way it takes them hours to get dressed but in the end it's all worth while 8. Because they are always warm even if it's -30 outside 9. They look good no matter what they wear 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on earth 11. How cute they are when they argue 12. The way her hand always finds yours 13. The way they smile 14. The way you feel after you see her name on your cell after you just had a big fight 15. The way they say "lets not fight anymore"- even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way they kiss you after a fight 17. The way they k

Marines
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. Semper Fidelis. Sgt. Howard C. Wright 1st Force Recon Co 1st Plt PLT PLEASE

Something For The Guys..
How to Eat Pussy *or Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus But You Were Too Busy Picking the Hairs Out of Your Teeth to Ask* Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse to talk more about vaginas. The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there

Hard Times
Sometimes life isn't easy. Past few weeks have been really hard on me making some tough decisions. Don't think I've cried so much in my life but Thank God for the great parents and few good friends that have stayed by my side. For years my mom has told me to stay in a marriage that I knew was over. I've stayed for the kids involved and finally after giving it one year after he's been done with school I've evaluated it again. Talk to my mom had some input from friends and I have enough of a back bone to take that step. It's hard leaving something I've known to be my comfort zone and walk into something that is really unknown. I know I will struggle to provide for my boys but I will do as best as I can. Live, Laugh & Love. xoxo

Cum Tame This Wild 'kitty'
oooo...i love this leopard print!!! Think you make this big cat purrrr??? lets see!! Check out my new set added to my site this week! i put in a couple sneak peeks in my nsfw folder here Let me know what ya think!! thanks!! *licks, kisses & naughty wishes* ~kaylee

Let's Say Thanks
"Something cool that Xerox is doing, If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member o f the armed services. How AMAZ ING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second."

Flip Cup
Game Name: Flip Cup Category: Coordination Buzz Level: Medium Directions: A relay race game played with red plastic party cups. Teams are divided into 4 or 5, each with a half cup of beer, or 2 shots of hard liquor. The game is a relay race and each person much drink the contents of their cup and flip the cup from the edge of the table with there fingers to the upsidedown position on the table before the next member begins. First team to finish wins.

Maximum Overdrive
Maximum overdrive 1986 Stephen king screenplay Get ready for the ultimate battle of man vs. bloodthirsty machine in this terrifying Stephen King classic! For three horrifying, the Earth passes through the tail of a mysterious comet. The skies glow an eerie green as humanity waits to see what the fallout will be. But what they imagine is nothing like the nightmare they find - the comet's magnetic fields cause all the machines on Earth to suddenly come to life and terrorize their human creators in a horrific killing spree. Now, it's up to a small group of people trapped in a desolate truck stop to defeat the killer machines - or be killed by them. Stephen King's work brings chills to my skin. The Truck with the gremlin face haunted my dreams when i was younger. This R rated movie has some cheesy special effects, but more than makes up for it in imagination. The AC DC soundtrack also gives a hint to the time the movie was made, and fits well. subtle little things make this

Fuberlord Contender
Hey all, my girl needs the hookup to break dat Fuberlord lock if u will. A lil ways to go but I think we can help yea? HOPIGALERIN ROCKSTAR ***The FLAMMING HEART ENFORCER ** FU BOMBERS **@ fubar HOPIGALERIN ROCKSTAR ***The FLAMMING HEART ENFORCER ** FU BOMBERS **@ fubar

First Poem Of The Year
normally i dont share my stuff like this ORIGANAL WRITTEN DATE:01-11-08 Your Touch Your touch is as soft as a butterfly's wings against my skin. Your touch sets my blood on fire just like a match to gasoline. Your touch sends my heart a raceing every time you lay your fingertips on me just like a horses hooves beating the ground in a race. Your touch feels like it is always upon my body like it has been their since birth. Your touch will always be with my heart an soul forever,never forgotten.

Heath Ledger Found Dead At 28
Heath Ledger, a 2006 Academy Award nominee for his role in Brokeback Mountain, on Tuesday afternoon was found dead at a New York apartment which is thought to be his residence, an NYPD spokesperson tells the Associated Press. According to TMZ, Ledger was found in his bed by a housekeeper after she went to wake him when his masseuse arrived. Law enforcement sources at this point believe it was not a crime. The AP reports, however, that the death may possibly be drug-related. Ledger, 28, had a daughter with actress Michelle Williams. The couple reportedly lived in Brooklyn together until they separated last year. — Anna Dimond

Broken Rose
EVERYTIME I DON'T GET A ROSE FROM YOU IT IS LIKE A BROKEN ROSE BECAUSE IT BREAKS MY HEART WORSE THAN THORNS THAT CAN PRICK ME AND MAKE ME BLEED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEAUTY OF OUR LOVE? AM I TOO POOR OR BLIND? OR JUST TOO UNDESERVING SHOULD I JUST LEAVE THIS PLACE? JUST SO I CAN SAVE FACE OR SHALL I REMAIN TO LOVE YOU,AND RETAIN MY GRACE A TEAR SHALL DROP ON WHAT LIFE OR REALITY THAT COULD BE TAKEN OR FALLEN BECAUSE OF A LOVE I HOLD.

Answer The Phone
I miss the sudden pause as your breath is caught by the surprising but expected sensation of your hand stroking your manhood, at my direction. The whisper of your voice deepens and shakes as I tell you all the things I would do; the places I would brush with the tips of my fingers, the tender parts my teeth would nibble, if I could only reach more than your ear. I miss the way you call my name at that moment when I tell you it’s time to stop holding back. The nights without your body lying beside mine are too long, and too short when I can touch you, so tonight let us pretend we’re together. Answer the phone.

Should There Be One
its about time that I realize that all I am and all I have is what U made me. Shouldnt I have realized this long ago before I break me. Its all about to end this game we play, forgive me now for your gonna go away, straight into the fire I send you. Forbidden fruit the poison I give to you. Its all about how u made me realize that all I needed in my life was right here all along, I didn't need you to make me who I am. Im greater now without you, understand. Someone finally told me I could be so much greater without you by my side and even though it took some time to let the pain sink in and finally die, I finally found the reason Im alive. couldnt take the time to do what i have done to make me better to be the number one they all told me i could be. yet now Im free. I take this as my chance to shine to break all ties that held me down now im stronger and your the one whos weak and out of love, and outta time.

How To Make An Altar
An altar is a space dedicated to the God and Goddess of the Wiccan. It is a place where witches can respect their belief, celebrate the year feasts and perform rituals or spells. An altar can be set up in any way you want, but here is an example to guide you if you need some starting points. First of all you need a space to name your altar. This can be erected and dissembled if you are still in the 'broom closet'. For those who are public witches (or at least with family) you can make a permanent altar. Some good possibilities as altars can be a cloth (in any color you want; see our color correspondences in the correspondence chart), a desktop a silver dining plate or anything else you would like to put your religious articles on. Secondly an altar usually consists of four quarters; the North, East, South and West. Some witches physically divide their quarters by placing sand, rocks or threads. All quarters are represented by a physical form of them. For example the North (ear

Just One Kiss
Antagonizing pleasure Placed upon my lips Where dreams come true In just one kiss Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy Closing the door on reality Not even the thickest iceberg Could melt the lust inside I shed my fears faster then my clothes The anticipation begins to unfold My heart begins to pound faster As you come closer Just one look from your eyes And I become hypnotized A river of sins, to which I concede Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me!! Your lips gently pressed against mine A silent submission of tongue intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed against yours My voice trembles as you start to explore Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine An erotic dance of passing time My heart’s racing as fast as yours My body’s craving for something more Starving and craving For an evening of erotic bliss Where dreams come true In just one kiss!!

January 26, 2008
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My Life
I AM SHATTER DREAMS I WATCH YOU FROM THE UNLIT CORNER OF THE WORLD.YOUR HEART IN MY HANDS. MY SOUL CARRIES YOUR EMOTIONS.THE TEARS FROM YOUR EYES I FILL WITH BRINE. THE TOUCH UPON YOUR SKIN,I SEND WITH A CHILL TO EMBRACE.THE AGONIZING PAIN THAT SINGES YOUR DESIRES. I AM IN CONTROL OF WHAT USE TO BE UNCHARTED VISIONS THAT ARE NOW SOAKED INTO TATHERED MEMORIES.I PREY ON YOUR DESPAIR,AMD CONSUME YOUR DETERMINATION.I ABSORB YOUR VERY ESSENCES,WHERE NOTHING, NO ONE CAN PENNETRATE,SUCH DARKNESS I HAVE CREATED.YOU SET UPON MY VIAL THRONE,WITH YOUR HEAD DOWN,AND CARE NOT,WHAT I HAVE DONE.ALL HOPE,I WALKED ON,AND CRUSHED. YOUR NEED TO LIVE NO LONGER EXIST I HAVE OVERCOME ALL OF YOUR DREAMS AND HAVE SHATTERED ALL THAT WAS,WILL BE,CAN BE.AND LAUGH,FOR NOW I OWN YOU MIND BODY SOUL,FOREVER AND ALWAYS.

An Inconvenient Book
When one of your jacket endorsements from Stephen King reads that you are "Satan's retarded little brother", you know you're golden :-) It's no wonder to anyone who knows how he works that Glenn Beck takes that as a very great compliment :) In his latest book, "An Inconvenient Book" (sound familiar? It's a rip of Gore's "Inconvenient Truth"), Glenn tackles a variety of current issues from the Global Warming myth to media bias and political polling, to the evolution of the Prostitot and how to deal with pedophiles (the word incinerator is used often). He does so with his usual brand of "entertainment and enlightenment" (Sample chapter title -- 'Aging: God's system of depreciation' -- c'mon :-D), keeping the tempo light and fat paced, while at the same time demonstrating a clear understanding of these issues and great research. Printed proudly on 100% virgin paper, this book actually lends itself well to the coffee table (or bathroom). Each chapter stands alone and covers one o

Underneath It All
What's underneath it all,this persona that we lay What's underneath the shadows and the games that people play, What lays beneath the skin, lower than the mind, Your eye's are the window to Loves most inner side. The heart holds many treasures, some spoken and then some not. The heart holds all the wonders each one of us have got. What's underneath the work we do or the places that we go, What lies within this person made of body, mind and soul... What lays beneath the covers when we lay down to sleep, What hides under the clothes we wear as we sit down to eat? Whats underneath it all are we real or are we fake, where we choose to go from here is only ours to make. So as you sit and ponder what it is thats on my mind. I leave you with this question that can only be answered in time, Listen very carefully answer none to quick, For your answer holds a key you see for if you start to fall, My question is so simple, Whats underneath it all??????

Ugliest Hooker In Town!
Ugliest Hooker In Town! A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick

Sesame Ginger Chicken
Sesame-Ginger Chicken Recipe 3 tablespoons toasted sesame seeds 1/3 cup reduced sodium soy sauce 2 tablespoon grated fresh ginger root 6 boneless, skinless chicken breasts 3 tablespoons honey Nonstick cooking spray 1. Combine first 4 ingredients and mix well. 2. Pierce each chicken breast a couple times on both sides with a fork. 3. Place chicken and marinade in a resealable plastic bag and refrigerate at least 30 minutes. 4. Grill or broil chicken breasts over medium heat 8-10 minutes or until no longer pink. Makes 6 Servings Serving Size: 1 chicken breast

Living In South Carolina
Things I have learned living in South Carolina: A Possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. "Jaw-P" means "Did ya'll go to the bathroom?" People actually grow AND eat okra. "Fixinto" is one word.There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forards means "I know everything about you." The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM South Carolina IF: 1. You measure distance in minutes. 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 3. You use "fix" as

Tank And The Achille's Bowl
Yeah, so I was cleaning my pipe earlier, because I have no weed, so I tried to get a resin high, and the bowl broke. Depressing. Now, this pipe was a TANK, I didn't see it breaking at all. Turns out that even though the glass is super thick on the outside, the bowl was made out of really thin glass. I've had it for about a year, my longest lasting glass pipe... I think I might convert to metal pipes, or just smoking joints... and I had just named the thing too... :(

Responce To The Kirsten Fuck-wit
While I may be wrong that your husband is not in hospital, you very much over played his condition, i.e. you saying he was "A VEG, HE CANT WALK OR TALK OR EVEN SWALLOW was simply not accurate. His dramatic recovery is proof of this, as is the need for only 3 hours of rehab a day. please note these opinions are that of a highly experienced medical professional, not my own. You "the grieving partner" managed to bog and beg for money within hours of it happening. I find that callous and disturbing that your first thoughts were for poor old you not the "Veg" in the hospital. I will forgive you for your pathetic command of English on the grounds that to quote a friend "you have big boobs" , but I cannot forgive such selfish and callus behaviour regarding the pathetic begging. Maybe you should think about getting a real job, like the rest of the world and stop trying to be some half assed model. As for me attacking you in the mumms don't feel special I attack everyone, its the charac

Supertheory Of Supereverything
If you dont know GoGol Bordello, you should. First time I had read the Bible It had stroke me as unwitty I think it may started rumor That the Lord ain't got no humor Put me inside SSC Let's test superstring theory Oh yoi yoi accelerate the protons stir it twice and then just add me, 'cause I don't read the Bible I don't trust disciple Even if they're made of marble Or Canal Street bling From the maelstrom of the knowledge Into the labyrinth of doubt Frozed underground ocean melting - nuking on my mind Yes give me Everything Theory Without Nazi uniformity My brothers are protons My sisters are neurons Stir it twice, it's instant family! I don't read the Bible I don't trust disciple Even if they're made of marble Or Canal Street bling My brothers are protons My sisters are neurons Stir it twice dlja prekrastnih dam... Do you have sex maniacs Or schizophrenics Or astrophysicists in your family Was my grandma anti anti Was my grandpa bounty

It's Been A While...
Staind - It's Been A While And it's been a while Since I could hold my head up high And it's been a while since I first saw you And it's been a while since I could stand on my own two feet again And it's been a while since I could call you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've stretched myself beyond my means It's been awhile Since I can say that I wasn't addicted And it's been a while since I can say I love myself as well and And it's been a while since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do And it's been a while but all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've gone and fucked things up again Why must I feel this way? Just make this go away Just one more peaceful day And it's been a while Since I could look at myself straight And it's been a while since I said

Poem
"It's you that holds me together!" Dedicated to my truest friends. Thank You. Yes it's you that holds me together; But I know that we can't talk forever. Time moves on over and over; And springs will pass bringing many clovers. But no matter where you are; You never will be far. And deep in my heart I know; You will always be a part of me. On the days that I'm feeling very low; Just the thought of you not being there will make my world seem slow. Now this might all be in the future and the futer is looking fine; but who knows that our relationship will continue to strenghthen over time. So I just wana let you know just how much I care; And I will do that by promising that I will always be there. Now if you are sittin there thinking is it me he is talkin bout just think; you's are the ones that keep me alive, and when Life is to much you's help so I nevr have to loose a wink. Michael J. Rommell

Longer In The Translation. Pah, English.
Longer in the translation, you don't know the half because I sure don't. It took about an hour to write in a moment of weakness and has taken over two to translate the following and that was with the assistance of the lexicon. OK, aid of the dictionary. straw splints Straw is what remains when wheat or rice has been harvested. It is the stalks of the plant as well as the empty heads. A splint is usually a piece of wood or something rigid that is used to make something stronger, give it support and stops it from moving so it mends properly. When a leg is broken a splint is taped to the leg and this gives it support making it strong enough to use for walking. Mishaps Accidents. Crow Carriers Inc. The delivery and despatch Company run by the crows Worm bellygraph. Teleghaph. A type of communication system in the animal world. Wiley. Usually means crafty, clever. Weasels. A small animal related to the Stoat. They have long bodies, necks and tails. They

The Final Drop Of Blood
Another drop of blood crashes to the floor. Another breath is forced as you head for the open door. Another scream is released as you continue to endanger yourself, and another book is picked up and put back on the dusty shelf. YOur lies and mine folding into each other. We used to be best friends now barely know one another. My pain and my sorrow caused by your distress, your anger and rebellion draining all i have left. This inevitable destination of a resignation of sanity. And the complete, disattachment from all rationality. We knew it would arrive, I forsaw it at least, but I didn't expect it this bad, leaving both of us beat. Why is it hurting me so much when I barely know the extent, because I do, and i feel it, its where my last year has been spent. Self degredation and bodily mutilation. Everybody is looking away. But I'm holding my stare at the marks which arent there and I know that youre feeling ashamed. Another drop of blood crashes to the floor,

Thoughts
I want to but why should i? I need to but can i? I wish to but do i? If only it was as easy as a thought, it would not evade me. Over time it manifests into a wound. Stinging when messed with. Bleeding for no reason. Spreading to infect the rest of me. Leaving me hurting. Some thoughts are best left buried under a bandage. At least they wouldnt be exposed for others to see for others to feel for others to touch for others to disturb but when they do, the pain is exquisite

"i Can't Do This Anymore"
I think a lot of people pick the best opportune time to leave a bad relationship. Usually, a big amount of money is involved before someone realizes, "Hey, I don't need this shit anymore." When my ex left, it couldn't be further from the case. My son was 4 months old, I had just started a new job that required a ton of travel, and I was living check to check because that bitch was a black hole. I didn't know much about taking care of a baby, but I did it anyway. By about the second month after she left, my ex had stopped contacting me on a regular basis. I was taking care of an infant... alone. Now, I would love to tell you how tough it was. But I'd be lying. He was a PERFECT baby. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't easy per say. I mean, just getting around in general was a pain in the ass but as far as dealing with him goes... No real problems. Except once... He got sick. Double ear infection, fever, snot... yuck. This was his first time being sick (possibly hi

"the Burning Of Poe"
I cut my finger just to watch it bleed, for tis better than feeling this need. I let it drip next to the parchment where I scribe words explaining my torment. Pain and agony, endless disgust, all sparked by one moment of lust. I write this all by flickering candle light. I drip the wax and seal it tight. An article never to be opened again. A diary of my eternal sin. Now I stack the kindle to light the log, and the thick smoke lingers like a fog. I forge my way back to the flames carrying this list of lust filled names. I am not gentle when I place it there, and now I watch ash and soot float in the air. I have just burned a heavy burden, and somehow I know this will ease my hurting. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!! Insane laughter bursts forth from me as I watch a change in my life's scenery. For I have taken the first step reaching to the unknown. Now I wait for the substance of dreams I have been shown. It's

Would You Know Life Was Fulfilled..
If there was no tomorrow, and you knew you only had a small amount of time to live life to the fullest would you. To someone who has cancer, and doesn't know what tomorrow will bring I have to. I have met so many wonderful people, and have met a few that were evil. I can honestly say my life has been filled with many of blessings, and it has certainly seen it's share of losses too. when you find true love hold on tight, and don't take it for granted. Cancer is a terrible sometimes incurable disease, and it ravishes the healthiest of human beings. I want all my friends and also know are my friends that I love you dearly. If there isn't a tomorrow, I just want you to know I am so happy that I had the chance to be a part of your lives today. I never want to leave any of you, but if I do...I certainly want you all to know how much you mean to me. I will write it in a poem for all of you to read. So please if life takes a bad turn, and I am not here tomorrow....Keep this poem fore

Instead Of That Chair...
OK I showed my mother the chair I liked and I agree with her... 900 bucks for a chair??? SO I have a few chair ideas. The one I really like is this one http://www.livingroomsdirect.com/Handy-Living-3513000-Series-HLV1034.html Also expensive, well compaired to the rest lol. This one I love the idea of the blue stripe but I don't like the black design. doesn't go with anything I own. http://www.furnitureoutletwarehouse.com/regatasofabedinbflagfabric-p-172.html These I'm not sure which color to pick because they go so well with my room... I'm only going to get one chair in the end. http://www.thefutonshop.com/Product.asp?ProductID=1094 AND finally the one I like but doesn't go well with my room at all. I love this brown shade... the 70's look and what not but well my room is very colorful. Sometime I'll take pictures and post to show how colorfull. http://www.furnitureoutletwarehouse.com/elitasofabedinmbrownfabric-p-2588.html ~reminde

Thinking About An Auction
so, I've been asked to do a few auctions, but I've never done one. I was thinking about it...but I don't want to be embarassed if no one bids on me either. Whats the standard on these things, and where to go to find the answers? maybe I should just say forget it??

020108 Fluffy Starr Vlog
VLOG: "Cupcake Pervert" Yeah-huh! I have a couple new vids in my camera. Just as dumb and random as possible. First, you get "Cupcake Pervert" on Fluffy Starr TeeVee. Where it's all Fluffy. All the time... What's next? Me talking to a sock puppet? "Ask Fluffy" is still coming! And check back for the second vid. Coming soon too. For now, I hope you like this new one. Kinda weird, but why not? x Fluffy the Weird.

I Need Sum Nsa
the truth of the matter is I NEED TO GET LAID! if your in riverside and looking for an nsa weekend i can host but you must be #1 A WOMAN #2 Mildly attractive #3 live in or around Riverside CA #4 A STRAIGHT UP FREAK!!! Serious shit only i just left my ol lady of 5 years 4 days ago and its time to get back on that bick and ride the shit out of it. drop a line @taxtime4life@yahoo or get at me here. to the ladies who luv me look out for your boy to those that dont, yer shit is guac neways

Ode' To Sid Vicious
Ok so some of you people know that today is the 29th anniversary of sid vicious' death ironically there was some show on hbo called autopsy last night and guess who they talked about you guessed it sid and nancy the most famous dysfunctional junkie couple ever. Personally i do not like sex pistols and i do not mourn the loss of two junkies. I also find it repulsive that some kids and even adults idolize a man that wasted his life, beat his girlfriend, murdered her and than killed himself. the worst part companies actually make merchandise so these kids and adults can buy stuff that has his face plastered on it. tonight my plans are to celebrate the world getting rid of two more useless wastes of space. it may seem cold but guess what i have no respect for people like that. I especially hate suicide and lets face the facts sid committed suicide. Sid's mummy even found a suicide note (conveniently after the funeral) but the facts are even if there was no suicide note you do sma

Oh My Gods! (advice To Some)
Funny of the day: Make sure all your strange fuks wear name tags! Especially when you call out the wrong name during orgasm! LOL OOPS! I will have more details about my weekend later on...and let me tell ya its interesting! If you have my cell...call it...I just cant call you till I pay my bill...LOL Love ya! Brandy :)

Things About Me
Things About me... A) Four jobs I have had in my life: 1. Bus girl at Southwestern Yacht Club 2. Counter girl at 31 Flavors 3. Mail girl at The City of San Diego Operations Center and Administrative bldg 4. Switchboard Operator at Sharp Memorial Hospital B) Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Lonesome Dove 2. Quigley Down Under 3. Open Range 4. The Quick And The Dead (the Sam Elliot/Louis Lamour version) C) Four places I have lived: 1. Agana, Guam, Marianas Islands- born 2. Portsmouth, Rhode Island 3. Mesa, Arizona 4. Ocean Beach, California-now D) Four TV shows that I like to watch 1. Two and 1/2 men 2. Big Bang Theory 3. Ghost Whisperer 4. Lost E) Four places I have been: 1. Guam 2. Rhode Island 3. New Mexico 4. Arizona F) People who e-mail me (regularly ) 1. Mum 2. Claire 3. Tina 4. Barry G) Four of my favorite foods: 1. Chocolate 2. Grilled Filet Mignon 3. Peanut Butter 4. Bacon H) Four places I would rather be right now

Stroke Your Dicks
It is 10am. I already talked to you once online today. Told you about my morning shower I was so horny I brought myself to three amazing orgasms. Thoughts of last night had gotten me so excited I couldn't control myself. Last night was fun. I made you cum with just my words. Typing out a seductive fantasy that got you so hot you just had to release. It was such a rush knowing I had that kind of power over you. And it made me so fucking horny. At least it was a quiet day. I could sneak off to the bathroom and cum again during lunch. I checked my email, went on Facebook and played a turn at scrabble, made a few calls. So frustrating when all I wanted to do was lie in bed and fuck myself into a blissful coma. That's when the Fedex arrived.....I weren't expecting anything......Oh my god! It was from you. I couldn't imagine what it could be but after last night the ideas that flashed through my head soaked my panties. I hesitantly opened the box, trying to be discreet so my co-wo

Thoguht For The Day Monday 02/04/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Long ago, a mere walk through a store brought into vision something rare to these eyes. Such wonderful flowing red hair, with features to lighten the hardest heart. Eyes that caught mine, for an instant, but long enough. Never again would this sight be the same. Against the light, the sheerest fabric draped over a picture of heaven, never to be mine. Still, over again does this face drift through my mind, reminding me that beauty grasps this heart to never release it. To have heard that voice but once, my suffering would be complete. Half torn, part broken for eternity, for never knowing the true scent of her skin. Drowning forever in regret, this is life." ©2008 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Anti Nowhere League:
yes anti nowhere league is touring the us for some of us (IE: ME) this is wonderful fucking news...so here are the tour dates i will post what other bands are playing as i find out the info Anti Nowhere League AMERICAN TOUR APRIL 2008 Thurs. 3rd-providence ct-club hell fri. 4th-brooklyn, ny-club europa sat 5th-allentown, pa-crocodile rock sun 6th-detroit-magic stick mon 7th grand rapids-skelletones tues 8th chicago-reggies rock room thurs 10th Los Angeles-safari sams fri 11th san francisco-annies sat 12th santa cruz-(TBC) sun 13th long beach-the vault as i get more info i will post more

Oppinions Are Like Assholes..everyone Has One
so todays blog is over add/adhd/ , I see so many people bad mouthing parents if they say there kids got it. Or how parents dont do there jobs.. and thats why there kids are that way. I do believe at times that kids are wrongfully diagnosed with olit..but I also believe it to be a real thing. My oldest has it. I lived with it clear up til he was 8. He was very busy, couldnt sit still..etc. We done all the tricks..time out, butt whippings..etc. Was very hard to deal with. He was very emotional and if you even looked at him the wrong way, he would cry. He never understood what he was doing wrong. He never was up with rest in school on reading. Hes not the type who wants to do things wrong just for fun of it. Anyways in 2nd grade.. teacher said he was daydreaming alot. I finally asked her oppinion..she said her boy was same way and found out he had ADD. So, did the paper work..me, and 2 who know him..and 2 teachers. With what we answered on the questions..doctor said he had it

It's Mardi Gras!!!
Wishing you a fantastic Celebration! Mardi Gras (French for "Fat Tuesday") is the day before Ash Wednesday, and is also called "Shrove Tuesday" or "Pancake Day". Mardi Gras is the final day of Carnival, though the term is often used incorrectly to describe the days and weeks preceding Fat Tuesday. Carnival begins 12 days after Christmas, or Twelfth Night, on January 6 and ends on Mardi Gras, which always falls exactly 41 days before Easter. Perhaps the cities most famous for their Mardi Gras celebrations include New Orleans, Louisiana; Venice, Italy; and Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Many other places have important Mardi Gras celebrations as well. Carnival is an important celebration in most of Europe, except in the United Kingdom where pancakes are the tradition, and also in many parts of Latin America and the Caribbean. Celebrate & Be Happy! {{{Hugs}}}

Presidential Poppycock Part 1
Today is Fat Tuesday. So while Nawlins and other communities party up and get their debauchery on before Lent, it’s also Super Tuesday (Tuesday, TUESDAY, TUESDAY!!!!) This is when voters go to the polls and pretend to be directly involved in the marathon democratic process of electing our next president/commander-in-chief/emperor. Some of you know I’m rather disappointed one key candidate dropped out because of poor primary showings. Democratic New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson probably had the best qualifications on paper. And Hispanic (mi raza) to boot. Alas, he didn’t make it far. He had neither the name recognition nor the fortune of living and serving a more populous state that today’s geography-strapped kids can easily identify on a map (“New Mexico? Is that under or next to Old Mexico?”) Retired General Wes Clark, meanwhile, may have been a Republican in a past life, but has proven his Democratic late bloomer credentials, starting a website and political action committee

My Birthday Wow!!!
Why I fired my secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'happy birthday.' I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane,

Tag ... You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) Hates cheese 2.) Classically trained vocalist 3.) Eagle Scout 4.) One of only 3 non-Catholics to graduate from a Catholic High School 5.) Rarely smiles 6.) Conservative living in an ultra-liberal state 7.) Thinks Homer is more of a father and husband then most of the male half of the human race will ever be. 8.) Knows there is alien life beyond our galaxy 9.) At one time sold porn on eBay .. and did well enough to pay a mortgage and two vehicle leases 10.) Complete introvert.

Unconditionally
Strong arms, Comforting hold, Tears vanishing into cloth Pain fading to nothing Trying to draw her pain to him He whispers as she moves away Soft so only she hears, "I love you." Said with a smile, So she knows what he means Not romantically, but as friends, or siblings maybe Saying he'll be there Wether in the room, over the phone, or emotionless internet He'll be there when needed To free the pain. It's not love that makes the world go 'round It's caring for each other, unconditionally

Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am An Assistant To A Private Investigator 2. I just turned 30 3. I love Potato Chip Sandwhiches 4. I have a kitty named Oscar 5. I lived in 4 States, Minnesota, Montana, Iowa, and Ohio 6. Growing up on My Farm when a child I had 55 cats running around. 7. I Can Not Nor Will I ever tolerate Liar. 8. When it comes to me doing something or saying something, just don't go and "assume" and jump in the middle of what I am doing or saying, when I am not finished. That really annoys me. 9. I love to swim! Get me in the water, hard to get me out! 10. I love French Vanilla Cappaccino's I Tagged The fo

Am I Good In Bed???
You Scored a 70% as good sexer! You are good in bed, we should all be like you. Or maybe you're just having too much sex. Only freaks score this high...lol!Are you good in bed?Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Time For Fubucks For Rates To Start
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. More colors. Hey everyone the time has arrived! I will pay you FuBucks for your ratings. I have picture folder marked Fubucks for rates. It will be open from Feb 9th @10 am CST to Feb 15 @10 am CST. I also have a bunch of stash that you can rate also. Rules and $$$ amounts listed below: 1. Must be on my friends list, as the folder will only be open to friends. 2. Message me, not shout box, what you are going to do, then email when you are done. IF YOU DON'T MESSAGE ME YOU DON'T GET THE FUBUCKS! 3. All will be verified. Remember everyone gets more points at Happy Hour! $$$$ is as follows: 15,000 fubucks / 100 11's 5,000 fubucks / 100 10's 2,000 fubucks / 100 stash rated This will help you get points and fubucks and help me level and get points. Make sure you are on my friends list!!!! Link below..... Carebear-- Pitbull Mafia@ fubar

Shattered
Shattered I am your vase. Use your hammer to smash me. I am your poem. Use your scissors to shred me. Why won't you put flowers in me instead? You won't read the words that would strike you dead. I am your silver. I tarnish. I am your picture. I fade. Why do you leave me to chill air? You won't glance at me; you don't care. I am your viper. Beware of my venom. I am your sword. Beware of my edges. Why did you pick up the serpent? You don't seem to know when you're cut. I was your error. Erase me. I was your heart. Remove me. Why did you effort to make me when you just wanted to break me?

The End Of Summer
The End of Summer The gentle embrace of time gone by, The incessent buzzing of the fly, The fading jet paths in the sky, The gentle close of summer. The frost that touched the beating heart, The sadness of the autumn's start, The gap that breaks us all apart. The frost that ended summer. The death of passion on frozen lips, The light touch of tender fingertips, The salty tear, forgotten, drips. The death of lonely summer.

What The Hell Is This?
Him: misterak25...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material?? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... adress me as sir and give me your yahoo or msn id so that i can contact you... if not... have a nice day Me: ->misterak25...: alright bitch you can get on your knees and suck my cock! Me: ->misterak25...: I am no mans slave by any means so go find someone else that has no self confidance I dont know how many times I have to make the comment that stupid ppl need to leave me alone! My case in point, if ppl need to be a slave to someone else then they need to check their life and see that its going no where and there is nothing that they are going to gain by allowing someone from the flippin internet control their life!

I Am Broken
I am broken hold me press your healing hands on my sorrows I am lost show my limbs and organs to their proper place My body is torn by dogs in the desert whistle them away: allow my orderly decomposition into foliage careless abundant vegetation I need rest I need only to be water Rock me, rock me without your minerals I am ice.

I Tried
I tried I tried to trust you I tried to ignore the voices going on around, including my own head telling me that something wasn't quite right. No one could want me and only me. No one could think that I was so desirable that I would be all they needed. I know this just couldn't be right, and was just to good to be true. I let you inside my walls, and now I feel like they have been crushed (note to self make the walls thicker next time). Knowing that I have brought this all on myself doesn't make me feel anybetter, doesn't help ease any kind of sadness that I feel. I am pissed off, I DO NOT GET LIKE THIS.. this isn't who I am.. No one will control me.. I am my own person and she doesn't like this feeling... I DO NOT CRY.. this isn't who I am.. the person I have created for myself for the outside world to see.. she is strong, she is confident, fearless.. Fuck this and fuck you.. I don't want to deal with this kind of crap.. I don't want to feel warm tears running down my

Show The Love
OK PEOPLE ITS ME AGAIN NOW COME ON AND SHOW THE FIRE FIGHTERS OF FUBAR THE LOVE YOU ALL SAY YOU HAVE FOR US ALL SAY WE ARE HERO`S BUT WE SAY ITS OUR JOB NOW ITS TIME TO SHOW US THAT YOU LOVE US THE FIRE FIGHTERS HALL IS NOT JUST FOR FIRE FIGHTERS BUT FOR ALL SO STOP IN AND SHOW YOUR LOVE IF YOU HAVE IT FOR THE FIRE FIGHTERS OF FUBAR CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND JOIN THE FUN GREAT MUSCI GREAT FRIENDS COME ON WHAT YA WAITING FOR COME MAKE FRIENDS AND GET YOUR PIC. RATED AND LADYS COME ASK ABOUT THE FIRE FIGHTERS HALL FIRE ANGELS IT`S ALL NEW GROUP NEED ALL KINDS OF HELP FOR THE GROUP COME TALK TO ME (FF JOHN) OR MERCI just click on pic to join us

Suicide Bird
So as I was driving down the road today, a few birds passed in front of me and then out of the blue a bird nosedived and hit my car. Feathers went flying and the bird was stuck in the grill of my car. I flipped out because a bird just committed suicide on my car! oh yeah and I spilled coffee on my white shirt before that even happened.

Why Must He?
I've had no contact with my soon-to-be ex-husband in almost a year. I was glad to get away from him, and even happier when I moved back to my hometown and put a distance of almost 1000 miles between us. I still have quite a few friends that live near him, and recently it was brought to my attention that he's still running his mouth about me to anyone he thinks might listen. Thankfully, my friends all know him for the pathological liar that he is, so there wasn't much harm there. Now, however, he's decided to up the stakes. Apparently his myspace account has been hacked on more than one occasion, and for some reason, he assumes it was me. It most certainly was NOT... I have better things to do with my life than to even give him more than a passing thought, hoping the divorce will be final quickly. But, because he does think it was me, he has decided to threaten me in numerous ways in his blog. And he's crazy enough to actually try to make good on them. I'm almost tempted to go to myspac

One
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

Lounge Criteria
What makes for a Good Lounge? Who knows? Some Lounges that have been around for years are not popular (or they once were and everyone left) and some that are new are rocking with folks. Why do some promoters just RUB ME THE WRONG WAY?! sometimes I dont know why I get annoyed at some and others I jump for the lounge. I am both so impressed with some and disgusted with others that I decided to start to review the lounge and give feedback. This will be mostly compliments to what I like and criticism for what I thought could have been done better. I have done forum reviews before and I wish it could have really taken off, and I got flack and almost Kicked off a board for what I told them I was gonna say about them. They were quite pleased only a handfull of people read my blog there. I am not that hard to please, I just believe things should work right, and be done properly. 1. Greeters are not called for nothing and they are very important. I have been in lounges and said "HI

Valentines Day Surprise
I checked my watch. He was already twenty minutes late, my diet coke had lost its fizz, and I felt anger rising in my throat. He said seven-thirty sharp. My cell phone said seven-fifty. The waiter walked by the empty place setting across from me again; his eyes said it all. He knew I was stood up on Valentine's Day. "I'm sorry; I hate to see a beautiful woman alone on Valentine's Day." The waiter surprised me by sitting down across from me. "I'm off for the night, and you're expecting someone who didn't arrive. I hope I'm not being presumptuous." I was intrigued by his confidence, and since he was right, my date did not show, I agreed to have dinner with him. At first, I was concerned about his job, knowing most restaurant owners didn't allow their help to join the customers for dinner. He didn't seem concerned at all, though. Through what felt like innocent conversation, I was absolutely mesmerized by his full lips, watching him talk, eat, thinking about those lips and wondering

W/o You
I KEEP LOOKING IN AL THE PLACES, WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE. BUT I NEVER SEEM TO FIND YOU, AND YOUR ALL I LONG TO SEE. I JUST CANT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND, WHAT IT WAS THAT CHANGED YOUR MIND. ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I KNOW YOU, WHEN REALLY, I WAS BLIND. BUT KNOW THAT I DO NOT HATE YOU, AND I KNOW I NEVER WILL. BECAUSE I CARED ABOUT YOU THEN, AND I CARE ABOUT YOU STILL. EVEN THOUGH YOU HURT ME, I CANT SEEM TO LET YOU GO. BUT I WILL GO ON WITHOUT YOU, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. IT WILL TAKE SUM TIME TO MEND, THE DAMAGE THAT YOU'VE DONE. BUT BROKEIN HEARTS DO HEAL, THAT'S WHERE STRENGTH COMES FROM. FOR NOW, THE TEARS MAY BE FALLING, AND MY THOUGHTS KEEP CIRCLING TO YOU. BUT SOON, THINGS WILL GET BETTER, IF YOU HAVE HOPE, THEN THEY ALWAYS WILL.

Another Shooting Up North. Such A Tragedy.
Don't try to understand what has no understanding, it IS a shame impliments have evolved to the extent they have, but people have been mentally detatched since the beginning. ever since the first time a neandrathol man discovered a stick could be used to hurt another, the only thing that has changed is the stick. Have a great weekend. Terry

Im In Love
the world works in strange ways, but ill tell you this much, after everything i have been through lately i can honestly say that im in love again and the feeling is wonderful, i feel like a school girl and having that high school crush again.

Tgif Rock Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE WANNA ROCK YOUR WORLD AT THE BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE WITH THE BEST IN ROCK, METAL, AND INDEPENDENT MUSIC AROUND CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN THE PARTY DJ BARTAB ON AIR TO TAKE YOUR REQUEST AND ROCK OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES (repost of original by 'DIRTY BITCH~DJ BOO BOO KITTY F*CK!~CO-OWNER OF BLACK DIAMOND~R/L WIFE 2 FREAK ON A LEASH~' on '2008-02-15 09:29:22') (repost of original by 'DJ BARTAB BLACK DIAMOND DJ AKA THE DRUNKENMONKEY FUENGAGED AND RL/BF TO DJ KRAZYCHICK HONORARY DB' on '2008-02-15 09:30:44') (repost of original by 'DIRTY BITCH~DJ BOO BOO KITTY F*CK!~CO-OWNER OF BLACK DIAMOND~R/L WIFE 2 FREAK ON A LEASH~' on '2008-02-15 10:32:12') (repost of orig

Painful Regrets....
I will never forget the days we once had, The days when you were everything to me. My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever, But now I realize that was all a big dream. The feelings I have for you will never go... I wish I could take back that one regretful day, The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms. Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets, That I would once have to live through. The thought of you in someone else's arms, Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces. I sometimes wonder if you still love me as much as i do you, Or if to you, our perfect love is forever gone. I wish so very much that one day we can have it all again... But for now, I'll sit here silently, Remembering all the memories we once shared. Everyday my love grows much stronger... Hoping that one day you will take me back, And put back the pieces of my broken heart. ============================================ There once was a time if I just closed my eye

Damn You Tiffy!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I SWEAR I HAVE ADHD THUS IM EASILY BORED 2. I LOSE MYSELF IN MUSIC WHEN IM SAD 3. I CRY WHEN I SEE SOMETHING SAD ON TV 4. I SWEAR ENTIRELY TOO MUCH 5. I ONCE HID IN MY ROOM SCARED TO DEATH OF A WASP LMFAO! 6. I'D RATHER SCRUB TOILETS THAN DO DISHES 7. MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE COLOR IS HUNTER GREEN 8. IM A HUGE PROCRASTINATOR 9. I LOVE DRIVIN FAST JAMMIN TO SOME TUNES 10. I'M EXTREMELY STUBBORN OK IM GOIN TO TAGG SQUIRT NATE PEACHY SHELL WATERS

The Mirror
The Mirror I look in the mirror and what do I see A perfect stranger is looking at me Don't tell me i'm wrong i know this ain't real I'm going insane, i can see what i feel I try to avoid it, i'm blocking my eyes but i feel these vibrations and it's feeling so nice The warmth of his body, the heat of the flesh I'm fighting against it while i strip off my dress I want you inside of me I can visualise what yoou're feeling inside As i'm touching your spine, i can make you unwind feel the glow from my hands, it's the heat that i send with the oil that i blend, let's go straight to the end Come through the mirror i want you to rock me I'll give you the power the will to be horny I need you to fill mpe with your glistening treasures My body is moist and it's a palace of pleasure Lay down beside me, then torture and please me Let's have a party all over my body Let's come together like the pearl in the oyster You can whip me and bite me cause t

What Do You Think?
This is an email I recieved... It is extremely surprising that the Arab financed TV in Dubai wouldallow this to air. Be sure and watch this, it is so powerful, it won't be on the airlong.--- She is one impressive woman. Here is a powerful and amazing statement on Al Jereeza television.The woman is Wafa Sultan, an Arab-American psychologist from Los Angeles. I would suggest watching it ASAP because I don't know how long thelink will be active.This film clip should be shown around the world repeatedly! SEE VIDEO< http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ai=214&ar=1050wmv&ak=nul These are not my words, but they are good. I'm surprised their isn't a price on here head... This is a transcript from her interview... Arab-American Psychologist Wafa Sultan Al-Jazeera TV (Qatar) February 21, 2006 Wafa: The clash we are witnessing around the world is not a clash of religions, or a clash of civilizations, it is a clash between two opposites, between two eras, it is a

The Countdown Continues
THERE IS NOW LESS THAN 10 WKS UNTILL THE WEDDING AND I FIND THAT MY NERVES ARE STREACHED TAUNT THAT I CRY AT THE DROP OF THE HAT AND THAT MY TEMPER IS SO VERRY SHORT.I THANK GOD DAILY THAT I HAVE A UNDERSTANDING "HUSBAND" FOR HE TRULEY DOES TRY AND UNDERSTAND ALL THAT I AM GOING THROUGH ....MOST OF THE TIME HE JUST SMILES HOLDS ME AND SAYS ITS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT AND THAN MAKES IT ALLRIGHT ...DONT KNOW HOW HE SOES IT BUT HE DOES....LOL... BUT THAN AGAIN THAT IS HOW THE DRAGON WORKS...HE WORKS MIRCLES YA KNOW...LOL....MAYBE IM JUST A LOVE BESOTTED FOOL OR MAYBE IM JUST WEARING A PAIR OF ROSE COLORED GLASSES BUT CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL I CALL IT BEING IN LOVE WITH DRAGON... I STILL HAVE NOT FOUND "THE DRESS" IT HAS TO BE PERFECT I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND DAMNED IF I KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT I JUST KNOW THAT I HAVE TO HAVE IT ...CRAZY I KNOW BUT LIFE DOES GO ON ONLY 1 BAD THING MARS THIS OTHER WISE PERFECT WORLD THAT I NOW LIVE IN AND THAT IS MY EX HUSBANDS...DRAGON TRYS VERRY HARD TO P

Things To Tick People Off..hehehe
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF -Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. -In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." -Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." -If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. -Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. -Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." -Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." -Practice making fax and modem noises. -Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. -Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. -Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." -Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. -Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. -Holler random numbers while someone

My First Poem
she moves with ease her bodies silk like spring leaves She talks with a new language her words can't describe how it feels so good to me Telling me "i love you baby," keeps all my pain n suffering away with the wind blowing in my ear lets me always know, she'll be near if not there I love u to and i will always be here

I Am A Different Kind Of Girl...
I know alot of things in life. I learrn new things every single day. Thing is in most people it is good that they learn things everyday. But with me sometimes that is not the case. Sometimes I learn and then use what I have learned not to better myself but to better try and get away with something I had tryed previously and did not get away with. But most of the time I just learn to gain the knowledge I lacked before. I am confident in everything that I do. I move forward in any situation full force, even if I know the situation is a loosing situation, there is always that glimmer of hope that the situation can be reversed and a good outcome will come out. I have learned that in life sometimes all you have is hope and faith to help you persiver through the bad things going on around you. I am a gentle soul and i love to be kind, nice , beautiful in spirit and strong in mind, but sometimes it is not what I end up doing, sometimes my niceness gets so overwleming that t

Men And There Damn Two Edge Swords
I CANT UNDERSTAND A WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE IN THAT SEEMS TO DICTATE THAT A FEMALE MUST ABIDE BY A SET OF RULES AND A MALE A TOTALY DIFFRENT SET IF ITS ALLRIGHT FOR A MAN TO GO WITHOUT A SHIRT THAN WHY NOT THE WOMAN...IF A MAN CAN BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A LAST FLING BEFORE A WEDDING THAN WHY IN THE NAME OF ZEUS IS IT CONCIDERED CHEATING IF ONLY THE WOMAN HAS "ONE LAST FLING" ( NOT SAYING THAT I EVER WOULD) BUT I AM SAYING THAT IT IS CONCIDERED NORMAL FOR A MAN TO "SOW HIS WILD OATS" BEFORE HE TIES THE KNOTT BUT LET THE WOMAN TRY SUCH A STUNT AND SHE IS CALLED A WHORE HAS HER ENGAGEMENT BROKE ( MAYBE EVEN HER KNECK) AND IS SHUNNED AND CALLED CHEATER BEFORE THE WORLD ...THE MAN ON THE OTHER HAD IS ENCOURAGED ,ACCEPPTED,AND MADE FEEL LIKE A DOG IF HE DOSENT DO IT!!!!! SOME ONE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE MAKE ME UNDERSTAND THIS RULE...BECAUSE FOR ME CHEATING IS CHEATING ANY WAY THAT YOU PUT IT! IF YOU HAVE MADE A COMMITMENT TO EACH OTHER BY MARRIGE,DATING OR ENGAGEMENT THAN YOU ARE NOT AVALIBLE!....A

The Matrix
Why can't I have what I want? Because I want what I cannot have? Someone said I should change the things I want. Fuck that. Thats giving up. I could give up as easily with a razor blade. If I wanted death I'm sure that would be denied me as well. I'm being kept alive for a reason. Don't know what that reason is. Will it lead to something worth while or just more suffering. Whatever it is I don't believe its specifically for my benefit though for someones benefit. Are those in control benevolent, omnipotent? Or are those terms meaningless and alien to them all together.Who are they? You'll likely never know. This is the/a Matrix.

Ignorance Is Not Bliss.
Alrighty children. Let us do something the general majority of the internet world is not accumstomed to. Let us increase our vocabulary, and lessen our ignorance for ignorance is not bliss. It is ignorance. Period! So on to the point. One should never dance around the intentions of a conversation...or should they? Life is but a game to see if the strongest, or the smartest, or perhaps both will survive to win the next game. Here is where I shall begin to post new and interesting words for the day. Let us see how recent events and happenings in our lives can closey relate to each new word.

Quantum Entanglement
Otherwise known as 'nonlocality', quantum entanglement has been decisively verified by a number of physicists since 1982. It's a strange property in the subatomic world that Albert Einstein disparaged as "spooky action at a distance" and was one of the major reasons he so distrusted quantum mechanics. In layman's terms it can be explained as the ability of a quantum entity such as an individual electron to influence another quantum particle instantaneously over any distance despite there being no exchange of force or energy. This suggests that quantum particles once in contact retain a connection even when separated, so that the actions of one will always influence the other, no matter how far they get separated! This discovery has shattered the very foundations of physics. In short it means that the world at it's most basic, exists as a complex web of interdependent relationships, forever indivisible... The ramifications are mind blowing and infinite, especially wh

Better Than Me By Hinder
I'd have sworn I wore this song out by now... I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm lying in is getting colder Wish I never would've said it's over And I can't pretend... I won't think about you when I'm old

Blind Date
After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died." "Thank goodness," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

Newest Demon Crew Member ~ 2/19/08
Announcing our newest member! Please welcome her to the family and show her some love! §ë××îí£á£äówÑê®@ß0®gà7âFãmí£ýà~Ðëmõñ Ç®ëw~@ fubar The Demon Crew Roll Call List can be found in this blog:http://fubar.com/blog/138584 1. We are a BOMBING FAMILY, therefore, if you are not serious about bombing in contests, then there is no reason to join our family. 2. If you don't bomb in other members' contests, then don't expect others to bomb your contest. 3. If you are in a contest and don't bomb yourself,then other members will not bomb your contest. 4. You need to notifiy me BEFORE you enter a contest. That way, we can ensure that we have enough support to help you win your contest. 5. If you are in a contest BEFORE you join the family,you may not have complete family support in that contest. 6. If you are a new member and enter a contest within 30 days of joining the Family, you may not receive complete family support.

The Best Word Ever!
So last night as I was driving home from work I heard this song, and as I was listening I heard the most awesome word...EVILUTION! I love that word! I know its not all that unique or anything. I just thought it was awesome..;)

True Stories Of My Young Dating Life - Vol 1
So I have a few series going, and I figured I'd start another one. This will be stories about my dating life prior to the last 10 years. Sometimes embarrassing, often funny, and hopefully entertaining for you. Try to keep in mind I was in my late teens and early 20s, so obviously my decision making skills weren't developed yet. Don't judge me (or do, I don't give a shit) I'll be sharing a bit of background about the person and then telling you my favorite little anecdote about them. I'm usually not going to use names so as to protect the innocent and I hope this doesn't end up biting me in the ass someday if one of these girls ends up looking me up and reads it. I'm sure their stories about me would be worse, but I hope they know that the fact I can still recall these events means they meant at least something to me... right? __________________________________ I was around 20 and I was dating a girl (she was about 18-19) for awhile who lived in a trailer park with her parent

Don't Mess With Seniors
There's nothing worse than a Doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old person handled it: An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked

Fn People I Swear
I swear people on here get FN bent when ya rate them a one....the comment under his picture said please comment and give your honest opinion....so i did i gave him a one....he commented on my pic and said you have now been blocked....are we 2 on here or our age....get over your fn self don't take shit so fn seriously....just cause i rate ya a one the next person will probably give ya a ten....if someone rated me a one i wouldn't tell him i have blocked him or get all fn bent....grow the fn up....shiat its just a web site....

Hows It Fair
barley eighteen just out of school serving this country hearing people disapprove yet still moving forward letting us be free fighting his own issues tryin to hide them from the world knowing hes going over not knowing what will happen he has a family fiancee and baby hows it fair he cant be there when you sit there talkin shit bout his brothers hes the one giving you that right yet you abuse it how is that fair

Tired Of It!!!!
Well this is just getting old. I swear one more person yells at me about something and that's gonna be it. I knew this week would be bad, but is it necessary for people to make it 10 times worse. I was depressed like crazy the last few days and stressed, now I'm just pissed. Is it a crime that I'd actually like to enjoy a day every now and then or is it a mission among all that I know to keep me from enjoying anything and to make me feel like crap????!!!! I think people get some weird enjoyment in making me feel like crap constantly. I'm just so tired of it. People wonder why days like these I don't talk a lot. Well hell who would I be talking to anyway. When I need to talk to someone no one's ever there anyway. I think I need lessons on how to be more of a B*tch, cause this Ms. Nice Girl ain't cutting it. All I get is used and abused and I'm really getting tired of it!!!! I swear one more thing goes wrong and I'm walking!!!!

Trust
Why is the one that you love always the first one to hurt you and make you cry ? Why is it when you give that somebody ever ounce of energy that you have inside you they treat you like dirt ? Why is it that just when things seem to be going great in your life somebody builds a brickwall ? Why do people always judge you by the people that you talk to or hang with ? I'm not one to mince words to much because I would rather be told flat out how somebody feels or what somebody wants than try and guess it for myself and end up getting hurt. Not many things in this world make me cry anymore but a few will still set into that downward sprial right into hell with no net to catch me when I hit the bottom. I try not to be so cold hearted as to not give somebody the benefit of a doubt,but when somebody goes and breaks my heart just because they think they can or when somebody lies to me tryin to think that I'm not gonna find out about what really happened is crossing the red lin

Tell Me What You Think!
If you could see through my eyes Maybe then you would realize Why I feel the way I do About everything about you From the way you smile To your indelable style From the way you look at me To the way you set my heart free Your beauty you couldn't deny If you could see yourself through my eyes

Repost From Old Id As Requested
Today marks 1 week and 1 day since I lost someone I truly loved. We never could quite see eye to eye, compromise was never something that the two of us were willing to try. I feel I lost my best friend. It was a short relationship yes, but in the short time we knew each other, I spent my every waking second out side of work talking to her. Theres a song called a letter to me, and in that song a verse stands out to me so powerful. He talks about himself being hurt after breaking up, and he says "A pain like that is fast and its rare. She wasn't right for you yet you still feel theres a knife sticking out your back". That is so true. I question myself all the time. Many times a day I ask, could you have tried to understand Bradley, could you not just accept what you were being told? It's hard to accept what I'm told, actions speak so much louder than words. Why should I have to accept what I'm told? Why couldn't I have been satisfied, with that special someone seeing things were b

Life 101
Read books that you enjoy... Play with simple things... Do whatever you want whenever you want... Look for affection when you need it... Get serious once in a while... Forget about diets... Show some affection Get angry once in a while... Change your look... Be happy, above all, Regardless what your challenges may be. Have a great week! Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

Chapter 12
Well, if you could make it a late dinner,then I would love to. I was going to my mother's house and spend time with my kids, but we do evening prayer's around 7 and I could meet you somewhere, by 8 would that be to late? she explained. "Jesse, that would be great, would you like me to pick you up. Say at your apartment at the time." " "do you even have my address, she teased Ya, Your cousin gave it to me, he teased, explaining he would tell me about it at dinner. See you then, she said excited. " Oh and Jesse, he added Just incase I have never told you this, I think your an incredible woman and I am looking forward into getting to know you better." She was awe-struck, to say the least with that remark, never had someone, especially on their first day, complimented her like that , and, it made her flattered. "bob,that was.... I don't know what to say." She said, feeling like a school girl . Thank- you , she responded, I mean it, out have been on my mind today, with that

Chapter 15
" Good Eveing." Jesse greeted him as he was walking up the sidewalk. "well hello there. " he said in a sexy voice. Jesse,thought he was the most intelligent man she has ever known, she wasn't use the classy treatment, the men she had dated or married before were like her, and had no mannerisms, or knew how to treat a lady, this man was a true gentleman , and for once, she was going to enjoy being treated like a queen. "Do you have any preference? " He asked as he unlocked her door. 11 I am game for anything." " Do you like pizza?" " I love pizza!!!" She exclaimed. "Then I know , just the place" Jesse, fidgeted with the knobs on his car stereo, and she found an upbeat Madonna song. He looked at her with such admiration, how could this vibrant young lady be interested in me? he thought to himself, and more so why was he taken by her. It's like she possessed him and if he wasn't careful, she could become his obsession., that is one think that he will have to avoid, women are trouble

Even The Best Of Us Can Be Weak Sometimes
he knows how to kill me i've gotten pretty good at playing the victim he has contol over my soul my body just follows i voluntarily allow him to possess me while i lay dormant in my own mind he's grown fond of this power now i can't even remember what freedom taste like where he takes me next, i can't say i do know i can't refuse so seduced and involved fight i can only sigh in the loss of will and nothing more i got left so gone, so long, so gone

Do It!!!!
List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to. 1 - Sorry-BuckCherry 2 - Misery Business-Paramore 3 - Cyclone-Baby Bash F/T-Pain 4 - Low-Flo Rida F/T-Pain 5 - Clumsy-Fergie 6 - Tatoo-Jordan Sparks 7 - Apologize- One Republic F/Timbaland

Three Priests...
Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh . Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. 'Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg.' He completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest goes to the window. 'Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes.' Mortified, he too fled. 'Morons....' the third priest mutters and moves to the window. 'Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you. ' They took a bus........

Twisting And Turning
Mixing and matching, Twisting and turning, Hoping and praying, Dreaming and considering, Never knowing yet always knowing, Wanting to, yet not wanting to, Mixing my heart, Matching my soul to yours, Twisting fate with the flick of the wrist, Turning my life over, Hoping that it would end, Praying that it never would stop, Thinking it was over, Wishing that it wasn't, Dreaming of its coming, Considering letting it steal within Never knowing if it's true, Always knowing that it's there. Wanting to live in the light, Not wanting the light to come, The love of another The dreams of someone close, Remembering what you used to feel, Can it come back if you pray so?

Obama Vs Mccain
WASHINGTON - In the past two months, Senator Barack Obama has built a commanding coalition among Democratic voters, with especially strong support among men, and is now viewed by most Democrats as the candidate best able to defeat Senator John McCain, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News Poll. My concern is what is going to happen to the American public and what is his policy on protection of victims of violent crime as well as protection of peoples privacy, and adhering to the witness protection program between the states of this one country of ours. (the man is in prison for 15 years)(I was in the Army at one time in my life) I have moved to the banking industry within the past few years and everyone here says our money is black. I sued one of the online banking call centers in Charlotte, North Carolina for what the attorney called torture from the African Americans in the department by using that crime against me to push me out of a job. I then moved on in Charl

What Kind Of Romantic Are You?
You're a sentimental romantic. When it comes to romance, you're definitely wearing rose-colored glasses. Horse-drawn carriage rides, perfume-scented love letters, and multi-tiered wedding cakes all put you in a tizzy. You've been known to get weepy over long-distance telephone commercials and to sigh wistfully when you see an elderly couple holding hands. Your love of romance can sometimes get in the way -- like when you find yourself daydreaming about your wedding plans in the middle of a board meeting. And your infatuation with the traditional trappings of romance means that you sometimes fail to appreciate it when your man expresses his love in less flowery ways -- for example, by changing the oil on your car. But so long as you don't let yourself get too swept up in your champagne-and-roses fantasies, by all means enjoy those picture-perfect romantic moments.

A Good Harley Story
A Good Harley Story > The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur > Davidson, died and went to heaven. > > At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been > such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward > is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven. > > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I > want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, > and introduced him to God. > > God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were > the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? > > Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me.... > > God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing > something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't > run without a road? > > Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, > 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of women? > > God said, 'Ah, yes.' > > 'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professio

Tumbling Down The Rabbit Hole: The First Five Days.
There is something about not being confident about yourself that any guy feels. You feel as nothing you do is in your control. It rarely is. That job promotion? Out of reach, plus the jerk got it. That first place win in a game? You can have all the skills and fundamentals in the world, but if you don’t have that drive and belief you’re going to win, you’re going to loose. And girls? Let’s face it: they are more perceptive of guys by a long shot. They read you from a mile away and any weakness you have is all they are going to see. I suffer from all three. I’m smarter than most at my job. I’m good at games (video games of my variety). And girls? We all know my track record with girls. Part of the reason why I bought that book. I wantthat confidence that I always dreamed about, to be the center of attention rather than the bystander. To get that job promotion and to crush my opposition in anything I do. After a few days… it’s already working. I already feel better, no confid

022808 Fluffy Starr Blog
VLOG: "Patch This! Patch That!" Konichiwa! P-p-patch know-how!!! Just stuff I get asked about the (Fluffy Starr sew-on) patches. Sort of instructional, but gets a bit silly at times... You know me. I couldn't do anything with a straight face if my life depended on it. (Yes, I used to have innappropriate giggle fits at churchy times.) So check it out at Fluffy Starr TeeVee where it's "All Fluffy Starr. All the time. Just cuz." Lots o' stuff going on behind the scenes. LOTS! Can't tell you right now. But later, I will. Yep, I'm one busy girliepie. Hope everyone is doing well. Tomorrow is Friday! Yeah-huh! x Fluffy.

If Hugs And Kisses
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOX IF HUGS AND KISSES IF HUGS AND KISSES GREW ON TREES I WOULD PICK THEM FOR YOU, I WOULD HAVE TO SHARE THEM BECAUSE I COULD NOT KEEP THEM ALL TO MYSELF, I WOULD HUG AND KISS YOU IN THE MORNING, I WOULD HUG AND KISS YOU IN THE AFTERNOON, I WOULD HUG AND KISS YOU IN THE EVENING, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. FOR HUGS AND KISSES ARE GIFTS FROM THE HEART. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOX ~SWEET&KINKY 2008~

Friends
Your Heart is your Love, Your love is your Family , Your family is your Future , Your future is your Destiny , Your destiny is your Ambition, Your ambition is your Aspiration , Your aspiration is your Motivation , Your motivation is your Belief , Your belief is your Peace , Your peace is your Target , Your target is Heaven, Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS It's ' World Best Friends Week'

Whoa
You Are a Ferris Wheel Deep down, you are a fun, whimsical, and easygoing person. You often enjoy life for what it is, and the littlest changes in course can be quite thrilling. In relationships, people tend to feel what you feel. It can be liberating at first... But after a while, the people closest to you end up feeling a little trapped. Your life has perfectly normal cycles of ups and downs. However, you can't help but sometimes feel that you're missing out on the most exciting aspects of life. You only are happy when you're experiencing the highest of highs. Your low points just make you feel depressed, restless, and bored. At your best, you feel on top of the world with a great sense of perspective. You believe that anything is possible, and that you are happily looking down on everyone else. At your worst, you feel like your life is going in circles. You often feel like you're not going anywhere. This is sometimes psychologically disorienting. And sometime

Goodnight
Aight ppl... Just wanted to say night!! Its been a long day and I'm so tired... I have like 600 more words on one paper and about 4000 more words on another. (Thats not a typo) YIKES!!! Tomorrow is going to be another LONG ASS DAY! Anyway, talk to ya later..... Luvs ya!!! Me :D

Being Random
Nothing becomes real unless someone wants it. I am here today as usual confused on who I am and why I am. But I know of the lesser aspects of humanity such as fear and paranoia they help me. Part of the humanity process is sexual. This is why I am a sexual being. My lies are of bad quality because the truth is to close to the surface... this is why I do not do it too often and expect the same in return. Observation,data gathering,listening on all levels is what I do. It helps with the fear and paranoia that cloud most of my thoughts. All this guided with the Soul and all the Soul means. Turning any negetive into a positive is what the final function is to my skills I am trying to obtain. Trying to do this it helps me survive. My body shares all the basic commonalities of being human but I live with it in pride and its functionings are not underestimated with me. I am not a God or Devil I am a human being. If one person is called a God or Devil it does no justice and giv

And Then,,,,
Well, It seems, something is bothering me. Although, I'm not sure exactly what it is. I mean, I'm happy as a whole. I'm in love... things are starting to work out pretty well and nothing appears to be seriously wrong. I suppose a lot of it is I'm so used to things going wrong in relationships... I'm used to things just "falling out"... ya know? usually when I get happy, something happens to fuck it all up. And i guess i'm waiting for that something to fuck everything up... I mean, I love adam so much. Although, of course, some things he does drive me nuts... like his mean sarcastic tone he gets with me sometimes... he'll say hateful shit, and then act like he doesn't even notice, and he says he doesn't... and it's not like, real real mean shit.. its just, kinda mean. And I feel like he's just not showing me as much attention as he used to... which is actually pretty normal, considering all... I mean, when you first start dating someone... everything is new, and the longer you're togeth

Cam,s
Why do people thank that everyone else is so dum? When they tell you they have no cam and take pic,s with them hooked on top of their screens. Do they thank that their husbands are wifes are going to findout? Are do they have something that they are hinding from you? Are do they just plan lie to you and still want to be friends? Can you trust someone that lies to you?

The Sex Fairy
The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling o f well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexua

My Love For Music
I have always been a music lover. Its in my blood. My mom loved music,whether she was singing or dancing.My father played the bass guitar in a band so he was not only a lover but a participant. This love story of mine is like none other. Me and music will be together til death do us part. Its my drug. Man, when a good song comes on, and I mean a song that strokes all the parts of your body that can tingle and the others part just grow tense, there's no better feeling. Hearing words come out in a sweet cord and hearing the guitar or drums set the dramatic effect is a feeling that you really cant put your finger on. All you can say is "umm". Feeling the pain in the bass and the joy in the cymbals can either bring you up or lay you down.I love music for it has ministered me through many problems, love triangles,spiritual warfares, and broken hearts! If it had not been for the song that God put on Marvin Sapps and Fred Hammonds heart, I dont think I'll be right here this moment. Mu

Tim Mcgraw "let's Make Love"
Baby i've been drifting away Dreaming all day Of holidng you Touching you The only thing i want to do Is be with you As close to you As i can be Let's make love All night long Until all our strength is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Let's make love Oh, baby Do you know what you do to me Everything inside of me Is wanting you And needing you I'm so in love with you Look in my eyes Let's get lost tonight In each other Let's make love All night long Until all our strength is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Let's make love Let's make love All night long Until all our strength is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Oh, until the sun comes up Let's make love Oh baby, let's make love All night long All night long Let's make love

Today Was Hard
i had a really hard time dealing with shit today i held everything for the beginning of the day and then freaked out at the end i sat in my car when i got got home and just started crying i stayed in the fucking car for an hour and just cried i thought id be ok with everything but im not i feel so awful about everything that has gone on in the past couple months

Fu Luv Bomb Squad!! :d
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 5. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 6. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 7. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 8. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the limit on the amount of contests you can enter

The Moral Compass
Lately, I have been questioning my own morality. I do what I think is best for me...and not for anyone else. Does this make me guilty? Maybe. What exactly is morality? Some will say it's a code of conduct in matters dealing with right or wrong. Who determines what morality is? General answers are society, religion, philosophy, and individual conscience. These are all true. Some people ask where morals come from. That question usually ends up in a heated debate about which came first, religion or morals. I liken it to the whole chicken and egg debate but with a lot less wars. You see, the problem with religion in morals is that all religions have the same basic morals. You know, the usual don't kill someone, don't steal, and put the seat down if there are females in the house. And yet, religion seems to get in the way of these morals. Most religions are centered around an invisible man who doesn't talk, show himself, or even hold you accountable in life. He ex

What An Excellent Lesson This Teacher Shares.
What an excellent lesson this teacher shares. A Lesson That Should Be Taught In All Schools Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks. Looking around, confused, they asked, 'Ms. Cothren, where're our desks?' She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me what you have done to earn the right to sit at a desk.' They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.' 'No,' she said. Maybe it's our behavior.' She told them, 'No, it's no

To Love Another Day
To Love Another Day Slenderly she walked, blue orchids in her hair, in a cloud of dust. Tenderly she touched the dry, powdered skin, like a cold hand on rust. With infant eyes she smiled, for her brother's tainted decay decreased doubt of dismay. Firmly she stood, shoulders over the setting sun, her tears know where angels lay. Despair behind and heaven above, she broke twisted ties for unending love.

I Love Her, You Should Too!
First off, I want all to know I am doing this for a close personal friend who I love! I am getting nothing out of pimping her out to you guys, this is from my heart, so please if you care for me help her! This girl right here is the most careing and loving individual I've ever met. She means the world to me, not just on here but in real life. She has been my best friend for over ten years, and has stood by me through my woest times. I can honestly say, without her I would not be around today. So please, I am asking you all this from the bottom of my heart, Go show her some mad love! She is so close to becoming Godfather That I know if all my friends were to just go show her some love, be it just a rate or even give her a happy hour (her B-day was March 5th, so late presant maybe?) We could help her to reach her goal. Here is her link. *~*Sapphyre Eclipse*~*(Taken)*~* ASST. CHIEF 2ND ALARM HOTTIES Please help her! Show her the love! I promise she is worth it and is a wonderful

Yep, You Guessed It.
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? 2 days ago. 2. What were you doing this morning at 8? Still sleeping. 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Watching Monk. 4. What are you wearing right now? Jammy pants and a tank top. 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? Nah. they're not worth wasting my time over. 6. The last two people to say they loved you? Sean and my daughter. 7. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs? Yep we pass out kisses like crazy around here. 8. Are you happy with your living arrangements? Love who I live with, not where we live. 9. Last thing received in the mail? A bill 10. Do you have any famous relatives? My stepfather is distantly related to Brooke Shields. 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? I had my vehicle searched crossing the border from Mexico back into the US. It was a rental... Apparantly that means you're smuggling people in your trunk. lmao. 13. How is your

Arrrgh!
sometimes being a college student is rough! i had a long entertaining night followed by almost no sleep then waking up to go to work. got pulled to the hell on earth. lots of drama grown people being childish. then comes one of the people in a higher position who proceeds to tell me to "shut up" folowed by instructing me to lie on govt documetns... ummm NO! I'm not super pleased with my job but it pays very well im not trying to loose it so this bitch can meet some quota shes trying to pass down responsibility for. worked my ass off wiping other peoples asses, literally, get off waaay late. get home to see that my dog has torn my kitchen to peices...sometimes i have to remind myself to breathe...ill make it.

Entj Mmmm...
You Are An ENTJ The Executive You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others. Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise. Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow. You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence. In love, you hold high standards... for yourself, for your relationship, and for your significant other. While it's easy for you to impress others, it's hard for you to find someone who impresses you. At work, you are organized and good at delegating. You understand how to achieve goals. You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant. How you see yourself: Rational, calm, and objective When other people don't get you, they see you as: Inflexible, controlling, and overbearing What's Your Personality Type?

The Oscars...plus Ever Wonder What Birds Are Thinking?
Good Morning. I trust all those who had to spring ahead did…Well if not you are reading this an hour too late. Perhaps as well late for work. Did anyone see the Oscars this weekend? I did not but also heard that the actors were mostly giving a vocabulary lesson to the audience. I did hear one sound bite from Harrison Ford. I like his movies…but this sound bite does not do him justice. “Movies are thoughts in someone’s mind, turned into words acted out by people…” Holey smoke, I had no idea… So how was your weekend? Mine was good. Have you ever been driving along on a country road, a highway or just a road in general and up high over the road is power lines or phone lines which ever it may be makes no difference which they are, but on these lines over the road would be a row of birds. Sometimes the lines would be filled from one side to another, or perhaps open spots in-between or perhaps 6 birds here and 10 birds there, but you get the picture. You ever wonder what those birds are do

I Lost You
I remember when you were mine. Life was happy and it was fun. I took all those times for granted. Now look what has been done. Someone else makes you happy. I never seem to make you smile. I wish I could make you laugh. Even just for a little while. My love for you only grows stronger as the days pass slowly by. I know that I've lost your love and I hate that I'm the reason why. If I had another chance to show you how love can be Maybe her love you wouldn't need and with me alone you'd be happy.

Colors
You Are a Purple Crayon Your world is colored in dreamy, divine, and classy colors. You hold yourself to a sky high standard, and you are always graceful. People envy, idolize, and copy you without realizing it. You are an icon for those who know you. And while it is hard to be a perfectionist, rest assured it's paying off! Your color wheel opposite is yellow. While yellow people may be wise, they lack the manners and class needed to impress you. What Color Crayon Are You?

15,000 Comments In Three Weeks For Vip
Please help me...I need 15,000 comments in the next three weeks to win a VIP...I need all my fubar friends to pitch in...I will always help you when you need it...Copy and paste the link and bomb me with comments...Wuvies ya'll! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1058591&albumid=905771&i=1956268361&idx=2

For You
So many times I sit and stare... So many times I wonder Am I Insane? So many times I ask myself why? Why do I care? Why Do I not? Why do I have these urges? Why do I have such an untamed hunger for....you? Why do I have these feelings? Why I ask...Though I know .....And yet I don't! There is something pulling me...Something inside. I am like a fish with no water when your not around. A heart with no beat when I don't hear your voice. I can not think, but of you, the one who forever marked my soul when my eyes meet yours. You push me away, refuse to care for me or let me care for you. You judge me with the hate that you induce upon all of my kind. You asume I can not be trusted and therefore won't give me a chance. So I wait for you and only you, the one who melts my cold heart with a look and a smile. For one day I will prove my intentions are true and maybe one day you will let me in and give me a chance. For all I want in this world of darkness and despair is to be

The Angel Penny
I am currently in the midst of sending off the Indiana National Guard. This has been an amazing group of people to meet. They have been so gracious and friendly. I wish I could have met them all under different circumstances..a happier occasion than having to deploy them to Iraq. I was at one of the deployments the other night. I was standing at my postcard/letter writing table. I saw a young female approaching the table from my left. She had two cards in her hand. She stopped to place her cards in the mailbox we have for them. But before putting them in out of the corner of my eye I saw her close her eyes and kiss each one. Then I saw her put them up to her forehead as if she was filling them with her thoughts. As tears ran down her cheeks she ever so gently put the cards into the mailbox. Even though she was less than three feet from me I didn't want to invade on such a personal and private moment. She turned and went back over to her spot on the carpet. A while later I was going int

Was That A Chicken Joke?
A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them. Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off. Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted. "What happened?" the man asks. "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?" The cockatiel pants, "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?"

What's On My Mind...
NSFW 'cause I say FUCK! ~FIRST~ Are emotional and physical bruises the same? Do they feel the same? Are the physical worse? The bruise fades, but in it's place is now an emotional bruise. Two for the price of one, right? Why is it that abused women won't listen to anyone? All that crap about how much they love the man, and how much the man loves her. No matter how hard you try to convince them that a man that hits and spits on a woman can't POSSIBLY love her, she never listens. Instead, she ends up in a hospital at 2am after he shattered the bones in her face and raped her. Now she needs reconstructive surgery and her children are in CPS custody. Six months down the road.. she drops the charges against this man so he can, what? Kill her next time probably. I don't understand and I hope I never do.. just wish I could say something that would help. ~NEXT~ Now.. I'm talking about lovers/significant others/whatever you'd prefer to call them...Is it really possible to love two people

To My Love
My love your the light that never fails to touch my heart and a soul leaving behind the feeling of peace. The assurance that goodness truly exists in this world. Your a magical spark in a world that sometimes seams dark . And for that I love you!

Tips Of The Day - Safety When Out
* Attach a dog tag with your child’s name, your name, your phone number (preferably cell phone), and the word “autism” to the inner laces of your child’s shoe. * Write out your child’s name and phone number and have him practice reciting it. * Carry a recent photo of your child in your wallet in the event he wanders away from you.

Price Of Gas Around The World
That's it i'm moving......... PRICE OF GAS AROUND THE WORLD Prices are quoted in US dollars per gallon for regular unleaded. image0011.jpg Oslo, Norway $6.82 image0022.jpg Hong Kong $6.25 image0033.jpg Brussels, Belgium $6.16 image0044.jpg London, UK $5.96 image0055.jpg Rome, Italy $5.80 image0066.jpg Tokyo, Japan $5.25 image0077.jpg Sao Paulo, Brazil $4.42 image0088.jpg New Delhi, India $3.71

Japan's Unique Cow/whale Hybrid Experiments
Posted by Zonk on Thursday March 13, @02:05PM on Slashdot.com from the baleen-on-the-hoof-or-udders-out-at-sea dept. Biotech RemyBR writes "Controversial scientific research happens all the time, but a review conducted by scientists in Japan uncovered a list of 'bizarre' trials - including one program designed to crossbreed cows with whales.'Scientists have analyzed 43 research papers produced by Japan over 18 years, finding most were useless or esoteric. The scientific research included injecting minke whale sperm into cows eggs, and attempts to produce test-tube whale babies.'"

What The F*ck
Derek and I went on a walk today through a park by my house. The town spent a ton of money to put up this boardwalk that goes through the park. There's a pier at one part that looks over the creek. There's a deck area with horse shoes and along the way there are little sheltered areas with picnic tables. Throught out the entire thing there is graffitti and stupid carvings in the wood. Now if the carvings and grafitti were meaningful shit I wouldnt be so pissed but they are not. Stupid shit like " i love..." and some stupid little local "gang" who apparently refer to themselves as the "souls", with their dumb kanji all over, cause we all know that kanji is so gangsta.. I don't even know where I was goin with. I just know that it pisses me off.

A To Z About Me
1. A is for Age: 33...too old to be free and to young to be settled 2. B is for Beer of choice: Don'tz do beer 3. C is for Career right now: Customer Agent " How may i service you?" LOL but aspiring to become a world wide trouble maker 4. D is for your Dog's name? Donz have one but my friends dog Pike 5. E is for Essential item you use everyday: Moisturizing lotion and allergy pill 6. F is for Favorite TV show at the moment: Sing that next line 7. G is for favorite Game: GOT GAME? LOL SIMS 8. H is for Home town Denver,Co 9. I is for Instruments you play: does a key board count? 10. J is for favorite Juice: strawberry banana , peach, mango, pineapple by Dole 12. L is for Last place you ate: Woodys Bar and Grill with Vickingwolf the Beserker Thanks for makeing me smile ! 13. M is for Marriage: nope :( 14. N is for your full Name? Stacy Marie M 15. O is for Overnight hospital stays: December 23,1997 when I had my daughter 16. P is

Week 1
THIS WEEK I NEED YOUR HELP ON 1 OF MY PICTURES. IT DOES NOT NEED BOMBED JUST A RATE AND A COMMENT. FEEL FREE TO RIP ALSO POINTS ARE AWARDED FOR EVERYTHING. (1 COMMENT ONLY PLEASE) THESE ARE THE RULES.......................... Points will be awarded on each of the following criteria. 2 points for highest average score 1 point for the most ripped 2 points for the most commented (Only one comment per person will count towards the total. If anyone starts to bomb me, Im going to block them and fly to their house and kick them in the head.) The owner of the picture with the most points at the end of this week will have the option to not do next weeks task I JUST REPOSTED THIS IN THE CORRECT FOLDER. I AM IN FIRST PLACE SO FAR THANKS TO ALL OF MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS. PLEASE KEEP LOOKIN BACK HERE FOR THE RESULTS. I MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP WITH THIS AWESOME CONTEST AGAIN. ONCE AGAIN THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!!! THIS CONTEST MEANS ALOT TO ME.

If I Held Auction ...
IF I HELD AN AUCTION WHO WOULD ENTER ? NOT SAYING I'M GOING TO HAVE ONE BUT THINKING ABOUT IT,JUST WANNA GET AN IDEA OF HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD ENTER .. LET ME KNOW VIA FU-MAIL OR YOU CAN LEAVE COMMENT HERE . XOXOXO ~BOSSLADY~

Ever Seen A Cow Ant?
Well its late and I am tired but I wanted to start a blog. Today I was hanging out with my kids and we were talking about bugs. They were talking about how spiders eat their mother. Anyway I asked if they'd ever seen a cow ant. I used to live in Georgia and I had an outdoor job down there and one day I was standing in a field and I looked down on the ground and there was this VERY FUCKING LARGE, FUZZY, ORANGE ANT walking around. The thing was HUGE!! I was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!???!! Some guy who was helping me said, Oh that's a cow ant. Well that is the first time I ever saw a cow ant and I was horrified. I didn't know such a thing existed. So my kids wanted to see this thing so we went on the computer and I googled cow ant. Turns out its not really an ant its a wasp with no wings. But it sure does look and move like an ant, albeit GIGANTIC AND FUZZY AND ORANGE!!!!! So we were looking at it on the screen and I went "EWWWWWWW"!!!!! and I got the s

And The Winners Are....
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11 Rules
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same

Addiction Or Character Building
1) I will not help you stay and wallow in limbo 2) I will help you grow, to become more productive, by your own definition 3) I will help you become more autonomous, more loving of yourself, more free to continue becoming the authority of your own living 4) I cannot give you dreams or “fix you up,” simply because I cannot 5) I cannot give you growth, or grow for you You must grow for yourself, by facing reality, grim as it may be at times 6) I cannot take away your loneliness or pain 7) I cannot sense your world for you, evaluate your goals, or tell you what is best for you in your world; you have your own world 8) I cannot convince you of the crucial choice of choosing the scary uncertainty of growing over the safe misery of not growing 9) I want to be with you and know you as a rich and growing friend, yet I cannot get close to you when you choose not to grow 10) When I begin to care for you out of pity, when I begin to lose trust in you, then I am toxic, bad and inhib

Crashed Probe Yields Sun Secrets
Crashed probe yields Sun secrets By Paul Rincon Science reporter, BBC News, Houston It is a remarkable outcome Scientists have measured the composition of oxygen at the birth of the Solar System. The discovery is a vital piece of data for reconstructing the evolution of our cosmic neighbourhood. Nasa's Genesis spacecraft spent more than two years collecting oxygen from the outermost layers of the Sun. These layers reflect the composition of the gas and dust cloud, known as the solar nebula, from which the Solar System formed 4.6 billion years ago. The results were presented here at the 39th Lunar and Planetary Science Conference. Researchers had feared their data would be lost when Genesis' sample-return capsule crashed in the Utah desert in 2004. But scientists have been working hard to recover the precious information held in the capsule's collector arrays. Key task The researchers found that the Sun was enriched in the most common form, or is

Poeticimage Original
My mind will go on with the beauty of thoughts of holding one bye my side knowing i will see her soon time seems to pass bye slower and slower through out my days but when i hear from her each night my heart skips a beat an the evening seems to just fly away soon the time will come when i can hold her in my arms atlast holding her softly against my chest to feel my heart beat next to hers an softly kiss her lips with such passion that all the days events seem to fade away lotting her know how she makes me feel so deep inside and with that moment we will know it is meant to be an i will never have to lot her go.

Poetic Image
the tears inside run softly down my cheek as i hide my eyes an keep my feeling held descreately no one is to know the sadness that i hold deep inside covered an hidden behind my walls with layers of anger until i feel as if i am oh so small drowning in my own pitful sorrow the front i feel i must put up to lot no one know the distractions i hold from the missions at hand always affraid of when i may be called for once again a medic hidden in the back until all else fells everything gets put onto one everyone expecting a miracle that one can not always perform alone an clowned on for being diffrent away from others for not being the same until one needs him bye his side screaming out into the darkness for his help hoping he can save the day but after all is done awhile will pass an the memories of what he has done will fade away an the tears will once again roll down his face.

My Happy Hour
WOOOOHOOOOOO! LIBERATED SPICE IS HAVING HER FIRST HAPPY HOUR AND YOU ALL GOTTA BE THERE!!! IM SURE YOU KNOW HER...IM SURE YOU'VE SEEN HER..YEA SHE THAT LEVELER WHOS ALWAYS HITTING UR PAGE..HMMM HMMM.... LETS SPANK THIS SEXY GURLS PAGE WITH SUM LOVEIN TODAY!!!! ITS GOIN DOWN AT 5:00PM FUBAR TIME WHICH IS 8:00 EASTERN TIME!!!LOTS OF PICS AND LOTS OF STASH IM SURE U CAN FINE SUMTHING THERE TO RATE! LOL SHE ALWAYS RETURNS LOVE SO LETS SHOW HER HOW WE DO IN HAPPY HOUR! Liberated Spice*FuWife to Big Jimmy*Club F.A.R.*DSC*I.B.I.C.*LOL Family* F Circle@ fubar PIMPIN'EM OUT AS ALWAYS: MZ.DREAMS*CLUB F.A.R*Promotions/ Door Girl 4 Centerfolds*I.B.I.C**@ fubarL

Lets Get One A Few Things Str8 First
1. these pics are meant for entertainment only. any solicitation will result in me blocking you. 2. no i don't cyber. if you want to jerk off to these pics, i'm all for it. i just don't need the details. :) 3. any comments are welcome even if you dislike what you see. 4. last but not least. as you can see from the name of the album, these pics are meant for someone VERY special to me. i know he's probably got half these if not more already saved to his comp, but whats a few more? ~grin~

I Love The Feeling Of Reaffirmation.
With nothing to do this morning, i actually turned the tv on, just to make sure it still sucked. The first thing on was divorce court, so naturally i changed the channel, and wound up watching about 3 minutes of Martha Stewart and her guest making cloth portraits of their dogs out of scrap fabric before I started having convulsions. I turned off the tv, leaving me with a warm feeling of satisfaction. The end.

I Am In Grieving
Please understand I am in greiving and need some time to do so. I love you all and will try to get back to myself as soon as I can. Right now not even music is helping. TY for understanding! Wicked Angel

Starting ♥ Over
Starting Over by RML It's a new beginning, a choice that we have made This old way of life will soon begin to fade Having endless thoughts, at times more afraid Not knowing what to grow older or should not stay With a position of relative inferiority casting a slight shade Exerting our self continuously we begin our new crusade An equal exchange we give and we take Living our best not to make the same mistakes Beginning to fill our days with countless brand new things We are accompanied by what ever our future brings It may not even matter what we keep or what we lose As long as we realize these are things we choose At some point we can only explain and relate to our past It's no longer current, something that did not last Once we know it is over, this is when we start We are Starting Over, with a message from our heart. ♥

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50 Questions You Don't Care To Know The Answers To.
1. Do you like blue cheese? Nope 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Every Damn Day, can't you tell? 3. Do you own a gun? Nope 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? Cherry... sometimes they mistakingly put "cheery" in my soda. None of that shit. 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Good god yes. 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Pe.... Ohhh too easy.. 7. Favorite Christmas song? Fuck. That. I hate Christmas. 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Morning? I prefer to drink the blood of the ones who have awoken me if I have to get up before ten. 9. Can you do push ups? HA! 10. What do you order at starbucks? I have better things to spend money on. 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My necklace 12. Favorite hobby? Hair, hair, and I kind of like doing hair 13. How do you eat your eggs? However you want to make them for me with a side of smile. 14. Do you have A.D.D.? no, I have s.u.b.t.r.a.c.t.

Poetry
A Dream of Fear By George Sterling Unseen the ghostly hand that led, I walked where all was darkness, save What light the moon, half-wasted, gave Above a city of the dead. So lone it was, so grey, I deemed That death itself was scarce so old; The moonlight fell forlorn and cold On tombs where Time lay dead, it seemed. Within its gates I heard the sound Of winds in cypress-caverns caught Of huddling trees that moaned, and sought To whisper what their roots had found. Within its gates my soul was led, Down nettle-choked and haunted way— An atom of the Dark's dismay, In deaf immensities of dread. In broken crypts where ghouls had slept I saw how muttering devils sate (Knowing the final grasp of Fate) And told grim auguries, and wept. The night was mad with nameless fear. The Powers of Darkness feared the gloom. From sentried sky to anxious tomb Ran messages I bent to hear. Mine ears were sealed, nor hear

"my Love"
My love for you is something I can't explain. It's grows more and more every day, Yet, I can't seem to find the words for how much It can't compare to the words I say. I look into those eyes And I see the one I love and so much more. I kiss your lips and think of when they first touched mine. I hear your words and know you are who I adore. You are the one that makes me smile. You are the one that makes my bad days bright. I think of things we have done And how you make my dark days light. You mean everything to me And I hope that you can see The love I have for you Is really meant to be. I love ya Jeff

From Matt Hardys Offical Myspace About Jeff
March 20, 2008 - Thursday Matt Hardy Offical Myspace Site http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=152686889 Seeing Jeff’s Tragedy Through My Eyes I was having a pretty standard "gotta fly out early and go to work tomorrow" Friday night. I was washing and packing clothes, booking my rental car, and writing bills to put in the mail on my way to the airport in the morning. Around midnight on Saturday, March 15th, I let my beloved pet dog Lucas outside to use the bathroom. As I stepped outside, I smelled smoke. I walked around to my garage area and could see huge flames burning through the woods. The large flames appeared to be very close to Jeff’s place, about a third of a mile away from my house. My first initial thought was that Jeff was burning either trash or a brush-pile. I then questioned my thought, considering how big the size of the flames looked. For a second, I thought it might be the huge ramp on Jeff’s motocross track or his old

Random Thoughts
Here are some random thoughts going in my head at the moment:Where is this global warming? I just want local warming at this point.Being bald feels good, better then I expected.People in Cleveland, from Cleveland having on Yankees gear, not because they support the team, but just because it is cool. Ask those guys to name 5 players other then Jeter or A-Rod on the team.At least you can talk football with Steeler’s fans, they know their football. You ever try talking to a New England football fan, they really know nothing. Well they know stuff from the last 10 years. Now Red Sox fans, they know their baseball. I do one day want to see the Chicago Cubs win a World Series, just so I can quit feeling bad for that one fan with the headphones.I hate St. Patrick's day, people pretending they are "Irish" for the day. Try having Irish blood 365 days a year. Then try not blowing up every ten seconds.Sometimes being in charge means being alone.If your back is against the wall, maybe it is time to

Myangel With Honor
He came to me from out of the heavens, As I was standing alone. My heart so heavy and ladden with fears, The road ahead of me so long. His words rang so true, They swept my tears away. He comforted me, cared for me, Made me complete, He showed me the way. Honor was his light, Peace was his strength, Happiness was his goal, Love is my reward. Although we have just begun, Time will take us on this journey, Hand in hand we will explore, All God meant us to know. First step being the hardest, That one we have made. Our journey we are beginning, Our destination unknown. Honor being our guide, Peace being our strength, Happiness being with us, Love our reward. I wrote this Jamie

Life A Journey
Friday, March 21, 2008 life a journey Glory of lord consist all about the life on the planet though all the planets are a comprehensive mass of his unique form so called supreme on the subject of life. Human body also consist every bit what ever it is their in this universe is just for a referral about the state of soul that the soul is the fraction of god. Soul has emerged from its basic source so called super soul or supreme and ultimately it has to submerge in supreme after his all assignments here on the planet as life. Rivers originates though from the their different source either from hill or the way other but in factual status they emerge from the vaporization of water from ocean which takes places different form to reach at in the form of river. Then it starts the journey in the form of river with ultimate destination for all rivers is only ocean though few rivers face hard time to reach their late few reaches their in their schedule time. So is the case with life r

Pocket Taser.
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunat

Moving
Wanted to let everyone know that I will not be on here much after wednesday March 26th, I am Moving that day to Ashtabula Ohio yay me. lol I will let you all know when i am done moving and setled in. Lots of love yo you all. Happy Easter as well hugssssss ~n~ kissessssss

The Wizard
He was the wizard of a thousand kings and a chance to meet him one night wondering. He told me tales and he drank my wine. Me and my magic man kinda feeling fine. He had a cloak of gold and eyes of fire. And as he spoke I felt a deep desire to free the world of its fear and pain and help the people to feel free again. Why don't we listen to the voices in our hearts? Cause then I know we'll find we're not so far apart. Everybody's got to be happy, everyone should see. For we know the joy of life and peace that love can bring. So spoke the wizard in his mountain home. The vision of his wisdom means we'll never be alone. And I will dream of my magic night and the million silver stars that guide me with their light.

Summer's Rain - Savatage
Standing alone in a dream Where nothing is real But oh how real it feels There were times I lost my way I was alone, lost in a haze Where are you now I'll find you somehow And do I stand alone Like a fool out in the rain Hanging on somehow To an ancient vow Where there's nothing left to gain And do you know How it feels inside To be all alone A fool and his pride Scars are the wounds that we show Time only heals When you're letting go Many night I'd lay awake Tossing and turning till daybreak Where are you now I'll find you somehow And do I stand alone Like a fool out in the rain Hanging on somehow To an ancient vow Where there's nothing left to gain And do you know How it feels inside To be all alone A fool and his pride In a summer's rain In a summer's rain In a summer's rain In a summer's rain Sometimes you got to believe Beyond yesterday I'm gonna find my way In the summer's rain In a summer's rain In a summer's rain In a summer's

Whoremaster
Everybody knows & Loves THE Fu~Famous Whoremaster! Whoremaster™Owned By Perfectly Imperfect BUT! Guess what! His Sexxxy Beautiful Wife has joined us! Go welcome and make her feel totally FU~LOVED The One & Only MRS. Whoremaster! Sable Pimpout brought 2 u by NYHA

Poetic Image
In a soldiers mind passes alot of thoughts what am i doing here an why did my friend have to die but then the thoughts apear look at all these families that are being helped for the selfless sacrifice of one great man another childs dreams may come true an so many others may flourish an learn to love in a world full of harm one step is all that we can do we may not be here for long but we have the oppertunity to help so many others with a simple prayer to bring them closer to christto a simple bite of food so they might live another day an to be able to see that they are so thankful for what little we can do puts a soldiers mind at rest we are all sorry for the great loss one family has gone thru but to know what they have accomplished an what he died believing in we thank him for doing his best an he will liveon thru the great memories we will all now hold.

Iam A Lover Lol
You scored 79%venturesome, 66 % imaginative, 32 % pragmaticand 37 % aggressive! Love, to you, is an endless game of give and take....You tend to love without bounds. Your selflessness allows you not only to keep your partner panting into the wee hours of the morning, it is also responsible for fascinating him/her so that they are drawn to the bubbly energy that seems to surround you. you are the reason people still have hope in finding the true and everlasting love.

Attraction Duex
So after reading my blog I realized that it was incomplete. I talked about my attraction issues now I have to flip the coin, just like I always seem to pick the ones that arent attracted too me I am getting hit on by women that I am not attracted too. So it must be a universal thing. So never mind we all seem to have that problem and it hasnt been figured out yet and probably never will. SO I continue on being shot down and having to shoot down. Am I shallow to want someone who stimulates me visually as well as mentally. I know right off if you catch my eye the hard part is finding out if the inner you is as beautiful. I am a realist, a relationship wont work if you dont have both if those parts. Visual and mental. But thats how I see it. Like it or not that me...

First Contest
Hosting my FIRST contest!! I need 10 people to enter this contest, it will start after I have 10 people in it. Prizes are as follows: 1st place 1 MILLION Fu-bucks- first person to 50,000 comments. 2nd place 500,000K Fu-bucks-second person with at least 30,000 comments 3rd place 250K Fu-bucks- third person with at least 15,000 comments Once this contest starts you will have 5 weeks to get to the number of comments needed, if you don't get the number of comments needed to prizes will be awarded. To join send me a private message with a link to the photo you want to use. Only one rule, NO DRAMA!! ~Hillary~~MEMBER OF GIT-R-DONE-REBELS FAMILY BOMB SQUAD~ and a "Real Deal Babe"(Fu-Owned by@ fubar

Bachlorette Party Tonight!
TRACY IS DANCIN ON THE BAR IN THE LOUNGE!!!! GET IN HERE AND WATCH THE SHOW, LISTEN TO THE KICK A$$ TUNES AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS!!!! Gonna have Niecee and Christina's Bachlorette Party Tonight so get your asses in here woohoo

Beware Of What An Internet "ad" May Do For You..
Good Morning and well yet another day of the hump. Jump the hump? Or just ease on over… either way what ever you do or are doing to improve you hump journey may I wish you all the luck in the world. Hey I have a question for you. How many of you believe the saying if it’s on TV it has to be true. I have seen this ad for some kind of weight loss gimmick and they say in their ad, “and we couldn’t put it on TV if it wasn’t true” ok… give me a minute here while I brush up on my French! BULLSHIT! … well… perhaps it is not French but French have Bulls over there and they have to… well… let’s move on. So by making that statement thousands of people claim it to be true… because they said so. Funny thing is Trust… when a person says trust me….that opens up the red flag window in many of us. So this brings me to the Internet… ah ha… and you thought I wasn’t going to go there… I have told numerous people who I will not say are naive but, I worried for their safety due to trusting men on the I

What Kind Of Candle?
your signature candle is Zanzibar Clove No one ever accused you of being dull. Wild and unpredictable, you're at your best when you're pushing limits and exploring new territory. From travel to work to fashion, you're the kind of intrepid soul who's always taking chances and eager to learn more. Like the exotic scent of Zanzibar clove, there's a mysterious side to you that people love trying to figure out. A true chameleon, you might tear up the dance floor at one party and move on to another where you start a heated discussion about foreign policy. You love to keep people guessing. Don't worry, we won't tell!

Silent Descent
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he called, "how many more times have I got to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being." There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. "That's better," said his father, "now in future will you always come down stairs like that." "Suits me," said Teddy. "I slid down the railing."

Dj*cuffeddesire*
I am in a HH contest and need lots of love! Please drop by and help me out, a rate alone counts as 5 so just a rate will help and bomb if you can. All love will be returned and for all hose who kick as and help me win this thing i will make thank you salutes...maybe more :P I will even pay 2,000fubucks for every hundred comments! count em down and pm me when ur done to get paid! click me! Please come help out if you can. much love... Kiri (aka DJ Cuffed Desire) DJ*CuffedDesire*(FuOwnedByDjPrick!)@ fubar PLEASE REPOST! (repost of original by 'DJ*CuffedDesire*(FuOwnedByDjPrick!)' on '2008-03-21 21:23:36')

2/26/08
today is a lazy day..... apart from sleeping really late and doing nothing..... my time is almost up here in MA.... i will begin my work schedule starting april 7th... from here i will travel to colorado and then to california... to where my home is.... during in which time i will be working my ass off....i will then travel north to Washingtn state where i will then travel diagnol towards FL. but by by may 8th.... i will be in colorado for the summer working red rocks amp. as well as many other denver area venues.... it will be an exciting year and look forward to meeting some of you along my travels.... RP

I Have The Most Amazing Friends Ever!!!
So this goes out to everyone that helped me getting my 3 month VIP!You guys rocked the house :D Thank you for being there for me!I'm trying to get back to all of you I promise!Don't get mad at me if I left someone out.I didn't do it on purpose!!!Just let me know and I'll add you here! First of all I want to thank Mark for hosting this give away!Show him and his girl Stephanie Lynn some love!And anyone else on this list of course ;) Mark11779@ fubar ÐJ Esoteric ☣XHMH Metal Mafia Crew ☠Married 2 Meine Goettin Sandra☠@ fubar ♥ Shell ♥@ fubar One Of Life's Nice Guys@ fubar Savvy ♥ acidic@ fubar *~*Eyes of a Tragedy*~*Sandy's Sis*~*@ fubar Honesty911@ fubar Jables@ fubar Syn........Owned by Sweet ♥ Judy, Rebbie, Gelibean, Miss Donna and SkyBird....oh my!!@ fubar Skull_man BODYGUARD to Mizt ,Islandgirl ,submi$$iv&morbidmajik~~Vampire to MorbidMajik~~

What Am I Thinking?
"Tell me what was you were thinking," she asks me. What am I thinking, I wonder to myself. Is that what she asked me? Surely, that is not what has been asked of me. No, she doesn’t want me to say what will alleviate her worries. Nor does she needs to hearfrom me what will quiet his fears. "So tell me what will ease your mind," she should have said to me. "Tell me what will help make you sane. Tell me these things regardless of your fears, your dreams, your pain." Yes, these things I could believe. Yes, those words I could hear despite all others said. Yes, these are the words I hear deep within my busy head. And what, I wonder, is it that I think? I think She in some wicked way she has made some unholy pact with a wicked and unholy saint to change the course of my life, my fate. "It was not unholy," "There was never any saint..." She always smiles lovingly for me to see. "It was God, who I asked to alter fate." "God?!" I ask him, hoping that my heart had erre

Keirsey Temperament Sorter
Your Keirsey Temperament Sorter Results indicate that your personality type is that of The Artisan. All Artisans share the following core characteristics: Artisans tend to be fun-loving, optimistic, realistic, and focused on the here and now. Artisans pride themselves on being unconventional, bold, and spontaneous. Artisans make playful mates, creative parents, and troubleshooting leaders. Artisans are excitable, trust their impulses, want to make a splash, seek stimulation, prize freedom, and dream of mastering action skills. Artisans are the temperament with a natural ability to excel in any of the arts, not only the fine arts such as painting and sculpting, or the performing arts such as music, theater, and dance, but also the athletic, military, political, mechanical, and industrial arts, as well as the "art of the deal" in business. Artisans are most at home in the real world of solid objects that can be made and manipulated, and of real-life events that can be

What Was I Thinking ?
Should I really tell you my thoughts, I don't think you really want to know . There are people I have meet, that I know have changed my life. Then there are those who take, and don't give anything in return. I think of myself as a good person, so I don't want to hurt their feelings. Then when I finally do speak my mind, they always get upset and defensive. If I weren`t their friends I wouldn`t care at all. Why cant I make them see that? Then they go away mad for days at a time... when we finally do talk, they know where I am coming from! I know I am not right all the time, but I do have a good judge of character. That is why I have the friends I do have. Because I know how to listen, and they know I will be there for them. Isn`t that what friends are for!!!!

Porn Star?
I think I could do porn. I mean, I've seen the types of guys that are in them. I know I'm not theatrical movie material, I just don't have the "IT" quality. But Porn...I'd like to think I'm above average in the porno looks category. The look. Take Peter North. He's cheesy with a hint of dork. I could totally pull that off. The body. You don't have to be an Adonis or even a Lexington Steele to be in porn. Next to Ron Jeremy I am a sexy muh' fugga. The name. This is the easiest part. There are many ways to address this. You could go with the blatant porn star names like Dick Rambone and Randy Spears. How bout taking a celebrity name and giving it a twist like Michael J. Cox or Johnny Depth. Lastly you could use the time tested method of pet dogs name and street you grew up on. I'm totally cool being "Bouncer Michigan". Tool of the Trade. This is the part that I thought would keep me out of the porn industry. I'm no John Holmes.....

Something About Indiana
What They Didn't Teach Me in Indiana History Class Elvis Presley gave his last concert at Market Square Arena, Indianapolis, on June 26, 1977. Tomato juice was first served at a French Lick Hotel in 1925. The Prairie Farmer publication has featured the cartoon 'Slim and Spud' for 30 years. This cartoon is drawn by Hoosier Max Gwin. The world's largest orchid species collection is found at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana. The first regulated speed limit on Indiana roads was initiated in 1921. 25 mph! Just Cruisin'! Purdue is Indiana's land grant college. An average of 400 funnel clouds are sighted each year in Indiana. The exteriors of the hit movie 'Hoosiers' was filmed just 25 miles from the Purdue campus at New Richmond, Indiana. Remember another hit movie - 'Breaking Away'? Well, it was filmed in Bloomington, Indiana and partially on the campus of Indiana University (I.U.)! The city of Gary, Indiana, was bui

Show Them Some Love!
so, these 5 ladies are fabulous for helping me level! show them mad love, they deserve it all! thanks ladies, you're great! xoxox ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar ~(((...Mullet Hunter...)))~Club F.A.R.~@ fubar ~~ChAoTiC LuViN~~girlfriend to The Animal{{{SHADOW LEVELER}}}@ fubar dggirl69-~R/L wife to oklaelectricman~ Rate Spanker@ fubar BOW's HOPIGALERIN FUBOMBER * CLUB FAR * Shining star - Shadow Leveler@ fubar thanks again! -lov- Miranda