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Help Her Out Please
Ok she is in a vip giveaway can u all spare a few comments for her please!!!!
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a priva
Life Is Too Short Don't Waste It!!
I got a new job and I love it!!! I work Days now for the first time in my life!!
Spending time with my hubby and kids at night are so great!! Just wish I did not have to clean all the time lol!! Jim and I have meet and Greets 2 times a month for our CCA swingers group!! The lifestyle is an awesome thing!!
Trusting eachother is a must with this lifestyle! some of you probably do not undertsand the lifestyle but.....It definetly has it benefits!I love life and all the peole in my life that make it special!! Thanks to all my fubar friends too!!!
Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm? On Thursday, Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado, was invited to address the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee. What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress was painfully truthful.
They were not prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received well. It needs to be heard by every parent, every teacher, every politician, every sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called expert! These courageous words spoken by Darrell Scott are powerful, penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt that God sent this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The following is a portion of the transcript:
"Since the dawn of creation there has been both good &a mp; evil in the hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of kindness or the seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful daughter, Rachel Jo
Blah. Not Feeling Great For A Few Reasons
So it's 9:40pm on sunday night. normally, I'm still going strong. However, the new job requires me to be up at 5am, and at work by 6:30am. lame.
Tonight I just don't feel good. I dunno why, just feel kinda' sick. And bored. And tired.
My wife decided to go to the club we used to go to a lot. I can't go, apparently, because I need to get to work. So... I'm stuck here, left to take a shower and try to go to sleep while she's out drinking and hanging out with people. And yeah.
So... Who knows what mood I'll be in tomorrow, wtf ever, really... So I'm most likely gone for the night.
Maybe I'll kill off the bottle of Cuervo first. Who knows.
What Makes You Hot
HOW HOT DO YOU GET THINKING OF A WETNG HOT PUSSY SLIDING DOWN YOUR HOT COCK MAKING YOUR BALLS WET FROM THE JUCIE RUNNING DOWN YOUR BALLS AN AFTER YOU AN HER HAVE CUMMMMMM SHE LICKE THE JUCIE FROM YOUR HEAD TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BALLS
Twas The Night Before Samhain
'Twas the night before Samhain and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring except for my spouse.
The incense it burned in his Caldron so black,
For witchcraft and magic he'd a wondrous knack.
The circle was drawn with the athame of power,
The guardians were called to each quarter tower.
The Lord and the Lady attended our rite,
In wonder and glory and power and might.
The dearly departed came as our guest,
To live once again after their rest.
We bid them goodbye with a tear in our eye,
Such a lovely presence of loved ones so nigh.
The candles danced in the flickering light.
With the Great Rite we bid them all a good night.
The guardians thanked, have all sped away.
The Lord and the Lady, thanks for the day.
The night before Samhain, Gods Bless this house.
A circle of wonder 'round me and my spouse.
Playing On Fubar
So I have had this account for some time now and have not really done anything with it. Added some music today. Will try to do more later. I was hoping to put a shout out to some of you I don't really know. It has been nice chatting with some of you, however briefly. There are some serious nice people on here.
Some serious pervs too. Not that this is always a bad thing. They can be entertaining.
Anyway, hello to everyone!
Hope life is treating you well, and if not, let me know. I will send you some kisses!
Ladies Only Please Thanks
I watched a movie the other night, ""100 girls"" I thought it was a preaty good, one thing caught my ear was this....and I said to myself this is me, put into words by someone else but this is realy me..........:D I swear.......
""Without you I’m as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even though I don’t know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. I swear, I’ll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I’ll clean the toilet every week. I’ll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words “hooters” and “love rockets” from my vocabulary. I’ll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it “May-may” I will only pass gas underneath the covers and only in the direst of circumstances. I’ll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won’t buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your p
I've had a day like the past 7 years, bored. As I lay around waiting for something (I don't know what) to change, you call and ask to come over. I happily agree and jump in the shower to freshen up. Remember the last time we were together (with a smile on my face)I make sure my body is smooth, all cleaned out. You come into the house as if you do it everyday and push me against the wall with a long passionate kiss. Within minutes we head off to the bedroom and close the outside world behind us.
You strip down as I light a candle then return to your body. It's a entertainment to me, to break up my daily routine. I explore your body with a burning desire to devour you. I slowly untangle the hair around your cock and balls not wanting to pull any. Your body smells are inviting me closer; your smiling down at me knowing what's to come. I ask you to lay on the bed where I can get to you better and you glide over and in position.
I love the way your balls lay and I try to get my mouth un
We have been together several times. You've learned what I like, what I've tried and what I would like to try but haven't been able to do yet. So you have been busy making plans. You won't give me any details. Just tell me to pick out something sexy to wear for you. I decide to wear my red dress with a corset underneath. I've gone with my new black corset, it laces in the back, has a red accent bra that is attached to the front. You've seen my pink & black one of this style but not this one. I have on black lace top thigh highs along with black lace panties. It's the most alluring thing I could think of to wear for you. As I finish getting ready, I hear my phone ring, it's you. You ask "Are you ready baby?" I repond and you let me know you are on your way. I grab my purse and slip on a pair of heels. After thinking about it, I grab my stelletos with the 5" heel to put on when we arrive at whatever destination you have planned for us. There is a knock at the door, I know
In The Heat Of The Moment
imagaine .... a cool breeze on a crisp night, stars shining and the moom .. full.
mood is set... and the timing is perfect......
he moves in towards her from behind and slowly slides his hands around her waist as his face melts into her neck to inhale her sweet femimine set....
she closes her eyes and leans back, trembles a bit from his touch. is she scared?... no, she has been longing for his touch, waiting for this moment, and ready to embrace it. she turns around and reaches to him, placing her hand on his cheek, pulling him in.... closer, she lips brush across his soft lips..... he pulls her in closer kissing her more deeply.... still smelling her sweet smell of night jasmine...
message me....... if i should continue
comments data is empty but it shouldn't be.. jesus hates us!
saw this when commenting
which explains it all
4 Those Who Care
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1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
can't remember ...
3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
4. How old are you?
7. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
8. How much does your phone cost?
depends on how much I use it
9. Best kind of pizza?
ham, pepperoni, and mushrooms
10. Whens the last time you got in trouble by a teacher, why?
hmm can't remember now
11. Where did your last kiss take place?
by the back steps... mauh***
12. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
on the internet doing sumthing i dunno
13. Are you a quitter?
14. Who was the last person you had in your room?
chris .. shhh...
15. Is your bedroom window open?
don't have one
16. Can you speak another language?
17. How about putting your legs behind your head?
18. What is in
For My Friends
A little over a week ago I was drag racing in my last race of the season. My opponent was a little inexperienced and during the run, he lost control and crossed over into my lane and hit me. Last check I was doing 123mph in my corvette. Needless to say, that vette is history.
I am recovering from a broke arm, broke leg, bruised spleen, concussion and bruised ribs. I spent 4 days in the ICU. The other driver didnot survive the crash. For that, I am deeply sorry.
My drag career ends now. No more crashes. This is my third and by far the worst crash. Thanks to those friends who were aware of my crash and wished me a speedy recovery.
By You Always
I'll hold a thousand roses,
and lie them round your head.
Light candles in the darkness
and kneel beside your bed.
I'll hold your hand in ernest
so you can see my eyes.
Tell you what I want to say
and try to just not cry.
I'll sit there in the darkness
and look down where you lay.
Never leaving you my dear
until it's light of day.
I'll kiss your lips one last time
before I say goodbye.
Find a smile though you know
I'm hurting here inside.
I'll greet your friends as they show
and try somehow to be brave.
But we both know the tears will come
when I'm standing by your grave.
I'll stand there while it's raining
my cheek against your stone.
My god I feel I'm dying too
now that I'm alone.
But hope is around the corner
and I will find it out one day.
In heaven where I find you, and
in heaven's where I'll stay.
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
>> wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it
>> wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
>> voted to take turns.
>> The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
>> with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said,
>> "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat
>> up and watched him all night."
>> The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same
>> thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said,
>> "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl
>> shakes the roof I sat up and watched him all night."
>> The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
>> player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed
>> and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The ot
Hey To All My Loving Friend On Fubar Plz Read....ty
Hey i like to thank you all for all the lovely comments u have sent me and i am so very sorry i haven't been on hardly at all but i been reall busy with my b/f and him healing from his surgeries and my mom and her surgeries that has happened these past 2 months..and now we r moving too so it has been real crazy here and i do miss u all and to let u all know i have not forgot about u and i still think of all my close friends and wonder how u all r doing....so if u can leave me a comment on how u r and let me know u r ok and stuff i appreciate it alot ...i wrote this so u all knew how i was doing and to let ya know i did not forget about u all and to say thank you for the ones agqain that did send me some lovewly comments i love them as i do u as my friends.....huggzz stacie
AND PLZ LEAVE ME A COMMENT TO LET ME KNOW HOW U R DOING,,,,TY AND HAVE A GREAT DAY AND IF I DO NOT MAKE IT ON AGAIN BEFORE HALLOWEEN I HOPE U ALL HAVE A GREAT HALLOWEEN...HEHEHEHE
my best friend left her husband 4 times already he stoled her car wrecked it stoled 4 hundred dollars off of her ive been there 4 her all the time nows shes back with him again im tired of being called on my phone of her crying he did this he did that should i just tell her to piss off weve been friends 4 5 years what should i do help
Grammar - I Has It!
I was just teasing a co-worker about something he just said.
K: "If you are finding lost people in the Remedy System, you need to call Corporate Support."
I just looked at him and said: "Do you find an grammatical issues with that sentence?"
He thought about it for a second, chuckled and rephrased it: "If you find people are missing from the Remedy System ....."
I am having a mylogram done on my back. It's a very painful procedure and I may end up in the hospital overnight. When I find out anything I'll try to get on as soon as possible because I am going to be in alot of pain for a few weeks from what I understand from this procedure. Sorry I havent been around just had soooo much shit going on around here and most of it's been bad! Thanks and Much luv to all that care and those that pray PLS pray for me and my children. We truely need it right now. I hope to be back soon. MUAHHHHHHHH Em
Ever feel like everything is going wrong and you are an emotional time bomb and there are only a few people that can make you feel better and they won't even talk to you? I feel overloaded right now with things on my mind and took wayyyy to many headache pills and am not thinking to clearly and the one person I was hoping would talk to me decided not to. I don't know, maybe things will be better tomorrow.
Good Morning. Oh heavens I am so excited to start this morning’s missive with what lies in wait on MSN’S website home page I can’t stand it! First off…what catches my eye is this little gem: “WHAT CAUSES RED WINE HEADACHES?” oh pick me, pick me, I know…as I stand with my hand and arm stretching up skyward. The Chair notices the sweet guy from Michigan. “Sir your answer please” …ah… “Drinking 3 Bottles at one sitting…” NO!...
The real story is apparently there are Sulfites that are possibly to blame. They are compounds that contain sulfur and a less-than-optimal number of oxygen atoms. Consequently, they “grab” oxygen before it can react with food and spoil it. In wine, sulfites also control bacteria that might otherwise digest the alcohol content, turning a $50 bottle into some very expensive vinegar. Some sulfites are created naturally during fermentation, as the yeast breaks down sugars in the grape juice into alcohol and carbon dioxide. But wine makers often add more as a preserva
Lildevil Pill With Love Frequency
3 MP3 Casanova Night Musical songs
3 MP3 lilDevil ringtones
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Now, for the first time ever, the Love Frequency is being released to the public in the form of the Casanova Night Musical songs: lilDevil, Reach Up to Heaven and Only One Secret. The effect of the patented Love Frequency is to remove inhibition and allow a person's basic instincts to come forth.
How do you use it?
Step 1: Download the three songs for FREE from the first ever adult-oriented musical, the Casanova Night Musical.
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We all need to read this one over and over until it
becomes part of who we are!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of
Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph:
Tried everything twice..loved it both times!
2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you
are one of those grouches;)
3. Keep learning : Learn more about the computer,
crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get
idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the
devil's name is Alzheimer's!
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp
for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you
laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.
6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The
only person who is with us our entire life, is
ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's
family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants
if you dont want yor pictures looked at dont put them on here i dont look at them kinds of pictures people have respect for your self is that the only way you think you will get looked at it ant be your self try it you may like the nice comments you get insteed of dirty ones grow up
Girls Vs. Women
Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man
to 'lock' you down.
Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come.
Grown women make you come home.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Horoscope For 10/11
See if you can find a way to push your career a bit -- you never know when the next big jump might take place and you want to be ready for it. If you're satisfied with your position, then relax and enjoy it.
**** hhmmmm well as far as my career for now that is just homeschooling my kids , and relax well how possible is that homeschooling 14yr old twin girls that are even more stubborn then me lol
Is It Friday The 13th???
Just a small glimpse into my day for my friends.
Went food shopping, came home and the kids had bought our loveable puppy inside. He is happily sitting in the middle of MY bed, using my new lace lingerie as a chew toy. Did I mention that the puppy is a 130lb Lab????
After chasing the dog outside I start cleaning the mess he has made. Easy right??? Noooooo. He had been in the kitchen too. What fun.
Two hours later you go to use the bathroom. No toilet paper!!!! How is this possible you just went shopping right?? Ahhhh the lil darlin's used the whole lot to paper someones car!!!!
Now you've made a black forest cake for a party tomorrow, your mother in laws 70th birthday.
Whats this......the kids got hungry and a sandwich just didn't cut it. You can make another one right???? It only takes about 3 hours...no problem.
Ohhhh and the bridal jewellery you worked on to day...the pink pearl and crystal choker and bracelet....well damn.....your 16 year old just had to give i
Microsoft Launches New Event Planning Site
Microsoft is jumping into the world of online event planning with Windows Live Events, scheduled to launch late Thursday.
The free social event planning service lets you invite friends to an event and creates a Web page where people can share photos and stories with blog entries after the event. It uses the same infrastructure as Windows Live Spaces and lets you use your contact list there or in Hotmail or Messenger.
Windows Live Event creates a Web page for each event where you can add photos, weather and other information.
It's got all the standard online invite features and allows you to include a map and customize. I'm not sure if it will dent the business of pioneer Evite.com, but if you use Spaces it should be easy and offering the ability to upload photos for everyone to see could be handy.
Windows Live Events lets you create free online invites to events with the standard, date, time and place, as well as including a map.
It's Nice To Make New Friends
I love to get mail, he’s one of the best.
Fat women - “at least i aint ugly like your dumb ass.. wanna go i can”
(this was in response to some comment I made in the mumms, please read on it gets much better, honest)
Cooter - you are fucking ugly, i have fucked better looking goats than you
Fat women - “LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE .... ASSHOLE.. YOU JUST JELOUSE... OH AND I WOULDNT BE BRAGIN ABOUT FUCKING GOATS.…”
Cooter - “At least the goats could spell you dumb fuck“
Fat women - .leave me the fuck alone.....
Cooter - “then stop replying then fatty, face it you have the hot’s for me big time”
Fat women - YOU KNOW WHAT .. YOU DONT KNOW ME, SO THERE FOR HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM FAT, I AM FAR BY BEING UGLY, THERE ARE UGLIER WOMAN ON HERE THEN ME, AND AS FAR AS HAVING THE HOTS FOR YOU NOPE MARRIED TO A HELL OF ALOT BETTER LOOKING MAN WITH A BOD ANY GIRL WOULD KILL FOR ... THANKS MUCH BUT NOPE YOUR NOT MY TYPE MY HUSBAND IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cooter - “i bet my truck is
You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the rema
ok i never understood this but oh well. i know we all insult each other in the mum's even when we are on each others friends lists. so anyways lol this one guy posted a mum i insulted him joking around. well he took it to heart and went to my page left a comment that deleted. so lets see i never really take much serious on here. i know i have a few friends i can completely trust with anything. and someone who i cant talk to about anything. but this guy got so bent out of shape to the point of calling me a red neck lol. not realizing im from new york. i haven't seen a red neck here before unless you count people who come here for vacation. but is it just me or do you people also find these types of people a little childish lol. but i just thought i would share this with you lol later people
The "yoni" Massage
The Yoni Massage
My partner's and I practise Tantra/Sacred Sex and have received much joy from the techniques and processes. One of my partner's favourite and frequently requested sexual activity is the Yoni Massage. It has greatly expanded my sex life, brought me closer and has given me a greater appreciation of women. I offer it here and hope it enhances your sex life. Enjoy.
BACKGROUND INFO: Yoni (pronounced YO-NEE) is a Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "Sacred Space" or "Sacred Temple." Its meaning and use is an alternate perspective from the Western view of the female genitals (i.e., Pussy, Cunt, Twat, etc., words which may or may not be complimentary depending on the intent of their usage). In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect. This is especially helpful for men to learn. The purpose of the Yoni Massage is to create a space for the woman (the receiver) to relax, and enter a state of high arousal and experience much
So I'm finally moving.. date is set for the week of Dec 12th... yup moving back to Greensboro. I'm moving alone in with my friend Shelly and Eddie until I can save a little money and find a place that is good enough.. :P not to mention find a job I like there.. so yeah.. just thought I would add that the date is closer than I thought!! night every..
Shrimp Cocktail Withquick Remoulade
2 dried bay leaves
1 tablespoon coriander seeds, a palm full
1 tablespoon mustard seeds, a palm full
36 large to jumbo shrimp, raw, peeled and deveined, ask for these at fish counter
1 1/2 cups mayonnaise
1/2 cup Creole mustard, eyeball the amount
1 lemon, juiced
2 teaspoons cayenne pepper sauce, eyeball it
1 rib celery, finely chopped
2 scallions, thinly sliced
Place a deep pot half filled with water on stove over high heat. Squeeze the juice of 1 lemon into water, drop the halved lemon into pot. Add bay leaves, coriander and mustard seeds to the water. When the water boils, add shrimp. Boil 5 minutes or until pink and tails curl towards the heads. Drain and cold shock under running water.
Combine mayonnaise, mustard, lemon, cayenne, celery and scallions in a small bowl. Arrange shrimp around sauce on serving plate.
We come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance.
We know your word says,"Woe to those who call evil good" but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.
We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of speech and expression.
We have ridiculed the time honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.
Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; Cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen!
This Is Really Funny!
GOD SAID, "ADAM I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME."
ADAM SAID, " GLADLY, LORD, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?"
GOD SAID, " GO DOWN INTO THAT VALLEY?"
ADAM SAID, " WHAT'S A VALLEY?"
GOD EXPLAINED IT TO HIM.
THEN GOD SAID, " CROSS THE RIVER."
ADAM SAID, "WHATS A RIVER?"
GOD EXPLAINED THAT TO HIM, AND
THEN SAID " GO OVER TO THE HILL........"
ADAM SAID, "WHATS A HILL?"
SO, GOD EXPLAINED TO ADAM WHAT A HILL WAS
HE TOLD ADAM, "ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HILL
YOU WILL FIND A CAVE."
ADAM SAID, " WHATS A CAVE?"
AFTER GOD EXPLAINED, HE SAID " IN THE CAVE YOU WILL
FIND A WOMEN."
ADAM SAID, "WHATS A WOMEN?"
SO GOD EXPLAINED THAT TO HIM, TOO.
THEN GOD SAID, I WANT YOU TO REPRODUCE."
ADAM SAID, " HOW DO I DO THAT?"
GOD FIRST SAID (UNDER HIS BREATH), "GEEZ"
AND THEN JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE,
GOD EXPLAINED THAT TO ADAM AS WELL
SO, ADAM GOES DOWN INTO THE VALLEY,
ACROSS THE RIVER,
AND OVER THE HILL,
INTO THE CAVE,
AND FINDS THE
I Am New To Fubar
I am new to fubar and when I try to upload a pic it says has to be a jpeg and n others but not a bitmap and I have Microsoft Vista and thats the only way to save pics is bitmap if you try any other way it will not show up so when I get a way around it I ll put a pic in
What Kind Of Vampire Are You?
What kind of ^_^vampire^_^ are you?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Good Vampire You just kill to feed yourself so that makes you a nice person.. i mean vampire! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE BECOME A REAL VAMPIRe!!!Cruel Vampire67% Good Vampire67% You're not a vampire33%
How Much Of A Slut Are You?
Congratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points!
Your Motto: "I'll Try Anything Once!"
Your Sign: "Rest Area Ahead" Let's Park!
* Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX!
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I've Been Naughty
My friend Bill hooked me up this weekend… He had asked me if I wanted to help out at a party he was throwing…I agreed to help in any way he needed me to. I started out serving drinks to a group of guys…Bill was hosting a bachelor party for one of his friends borthers or something…They were watching the Chicago game and porn as a “pre-party” before heading out to the bars and strip clubs. Drinks were flowing and everyone was getting anxious for the “entertainment” to show….Geoff the groom was a pretty good looking guy (very fuckable) was talking with me every time I brought more drinks out. He asked if I was a Bears fan and I said that I was…As the game was going down hill I bet him that the bears would come back from behind for the win….I jokingly said that if the Bears lost I would suck his dick…My mistake…Word of the bet spread through out the group… The whole scene changed as the game was winding down….then the kick was good…DAMN! I was a little tipsy and really horny so I figured w
My Tarot Card
You are The Wheel of Fortune
Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success
The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.
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Last Wednesday Was The Day!!
okie so for those of you who dont know tuesday night when i went to go get tony... i started having mild contractions... and so we went got me some food and then went home and they got worse... so we went back to my moms... then they got worse! so i went and woke my mom up at like 1:00am and got my bag and everything ready for the hospital... started timing them and waited... so then at about 3am i went down to the er at omc and was admitted... they checked me and i was 4 centimenters and about 75% effaced... then they let me rest and monitored my contractions... they were about 3 minutes apart and really bad... so then at about 8am they checked on me and i was all the way dialated and effaced... and my water kinda broke... so then they gave me an epidoral (spelling might be wrong!) at about 10:30ish... and waited some more... then at 1:00ish they told me to push once to see how things were going... they said that i was ready to go but they needed me to wait 30 minutes so that the doct
Im Very Sad Right Now
to all that read this im sorry it has been a bad fucking day. first i had to work all day long today. and then i go to talk to my friend that i havent talked to in a while. he ends up all pissed at me. and i didnt mean to piss him off. he was mad at what i put on my messanger last night. but then i go and expain my self that i wrote it him. and i tell him everything else that i did he dont believe me. which i guess i dont blame him for the way he was thinking but he didnt even reply to hardly anything that i wrote him. and then he logged out and i dont even know if he read any of it b4 he left. he dont even know that im sitting here crying my eyes out because of him . i just dont know what to do. since he started working nights we dont hardly talk and he was off these few days and i was working and it was football weekend. so im missing him like crazy i dont even know if he knows how much i look forward to talking to him even if it is about football and stuff. so idk know what is going
A Dream Of A Woman.
The feelings I have for a special woman in my life Is a little hard to explain and I don't know why. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen reminding me of a young princess or queen. Her eyes shimmer and dazzle brighter than the sun in the sky, with a mezmerizing smile making the night moon cry, With hair so soft, nothing compares to the way it feels. She is also honest, loyal, and down to earth and real. It was love at first sight as she walked through the door,Along with weak and quivering knees that made me fall to the floor. When I looked up, I had a feeling she was the one. No woman has ever mede me feel so nervous and stunned, All I can say now is that my love and heart is your's to keep. Without you in my life, I would be incomplete.
By:Jason Hughes Written Oct 12,2003
Re: New Hamshire Federal Judges Running Scared - Why?
RE: New Hamshire Federal Judges running scared - WHY?
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Date: 16 Oct 2007, 05:18
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hello every one i have got my new yahoo name hit me up if you want it and i will give it to you
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well i think i have found what i have been looking for i hope it all works out and things are gonna be as great as we are planning thanks to all my friends here at Fubar who have really made me realize that i am a good person and that i do deserve a great man i think i have finally found him he makes me feel like i am the greatest and that i am beautiful and that there is no-one better he is amazing and sweet and loving and caring and soooo damn sexy and gorgeous and OH MY but i want to be with him he lives a good distance away but if he and i can get through that then we will be fine we both know we want to be together and we also know that nothing else matters Of course i have only one TRUE LOVE but its def worth trying it I hope to find the peace and serenity that i so much need and give him the same he really is amazing and is great to me wish me luck everyone and if there is any further plans in our future you all will def be the first to know!!!!!!!! Thanks to all my amazing frie
Garden Of Eden
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going?' enquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one
problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,' reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced,' as she put it.
'That is a fair point,' replied God, ' But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.' And God reached down, removed the mi
October 17, 2007
You've got plenty of great energy and should be able to take on almost anything that comes your way. You may need to work late or just stay up with that project you're so engaged with, but you won't mind.
Stash Update !!
Happy Hump Day !!
Hope your week is going well.
I've updated my stash - dunno, pics and jokes sections.
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I hope you enjoy !!
Big hugs and thanks
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Playing A Gig On Friday
Im playing a gig on bass guitar with a band on friday, its thursday morning now and i havent yet heard most of the songs i will be playing tomorrow, i dont understand why im so calm about it, i should be nervous but im not..Yet.
I will probably post some pictures from the gig on this site, thats one of the good things about photograps of bands, you cant tell by looking at the photos how badly out of tune they are or that they dont actually know how to play their own songs, in that way photographs lie to you.
It's hard for me to make this decision. I am going to make some drastic changes in my life and more then likely one of them is going to be leaving Fubar. if you want to reach me send me an email
There is alot going on emotionally for me so i'll be absent for a while before i make the final decision.
I hope each of you finds what you are looking for.
The Big Pink One
Let me tell you all about the big pink one. (Picture in my album of Favorite Things) It's big, it's pink and it's OhmyFreakinglord functional as hell! Now, the thing is 8inches long and about 2inches in diameter. Made of Cyberskin, it's soft on the outside and firm on the inside which means it feels VERY real (to a point since there's nobody breathing hard behind it) I'd go into graphic detail but I think that your imaginations work and use them often. Let's just say, vinyl sheets necessary! -Bettie-
I Scribble X's And O's In My Notebook..
I put your picture on my mirror,
Start to blush when somebody says your name
In my stomach there's a pain
See you walk in my direction I go the other way
I start to stutter when I speak
Try to stand but my knees go weak
What happening to me in the dark can you tell me what it means
I lay my head on my pillow
Staring out the window
Wish on a star for a sign
It's the reason why
Your always on my mind
When you come around I get shy
When I see you, when I see you
Never know when you might walk by
So I gotta be right on time
When I see you when I see you
I scribble X and O's in my notebook
Checking how my hair and nails look
I feel myself in the zone
I get nervous when you call
So I say I'm not home
I see your face when I hear my favorite song
Should I Send an email at home
You're the number 1 topic on the phone,
I wonder if you know or do you have a clue
I lay my head on my pillow
You got me staring out the window
Wish on a star for a sign
Whats the reaso
I’m sorry of being so emotional
I’m sorry of being so possessive
I’m sorry that I cry for you
I’m sorry because I can’t live without you
I’m sorry for the tears you shed
I’m sorry for the damage I made
I’m sorry I’ve made you sick
Sorry I hurt you so deep
I’m sorry for giving you sleepless nights
I’m sorry for each and every fight
I’m sorry for your pain & agony
I’m sorry for the missing harmony
I’m sorry for my selfish love
I’m sorry for not caring enough
I’m sorry for my restlessness
I’m sorry for the losing grace
I’m sorry my friend I made you mad
I’m sorry darling you are so sad
Sorry for not giving you any happiness
Sorry because it’s my disgrace
I’m sorry for thinking of you so very much
I’m sorry I always miss your touch
I’m sorry of being so mad about you
I’m sorry for my every blue
I’m sorry of being so immature
I’m sorry now that can’t be cured
I’m sorry of being myself
I’m sorry that I’ve failed
I’m sorry and sorry again
I’m sorry o
Serj Tankin - Empty Walls
Your empty walls...
Your empty walls...
Don't waste your time, on coffins today
When we decline, from the confines of our mind
Don't waste your time, on coffins today
Don't you see their bodies burning?
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication
Don't you see their bodies burning?
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication
I want you
Left behind those empty walls
From behind those empty walls
Those empty walls
When we decline, from the confines of our mind
Don't waste your time, on coffins today
Don't you see their bodies burning?
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication
Don't you see their bodies burning?
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication
I want you
Left behind those empty walls
From behind those empty
Have you ever thought you should do some spring cleaning in your life?
There is just some stupid shit that's gettin to me...and i think i need to wash it out....i dunno.
I try to be a good friend....listen to people..but then when i have a problem...it's like where the hell is everyone?
Well anyway...here's to life
Any Given Time (message To God)
-ANY GIVEN TIME HE'D BE THERE
-I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO SAY NO MORE
-ANY GIVEN TIME HE'S RIGHT HERE
-YOU'RE EMBEDED IN MY SOUL FOR SURE
-ANY GIVEN TIME I SEE
-THE BEAUITY THAT IS ALWAYS ME
-I SWEAR BY THE LORD AND THE MOON
-IN THE SKY
-FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING
-I BE CALLING YOU
-I'M TOTALY LOST WITH OUT YOUR LIGHT
-I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT YOU GOD
-I FINDING MYSELF STRIVING HARD ALL THE TIME
-NOT A SINGLE DAY GOES BY
-MERCY WITHOUT BOASTING
-GIFTS WITHOUT TERMS
-GOODNESS WITHOUT ANGER
-FOREGIVE WITHOUT REASON
-ANY GIVEN TIME
-I DO MY BEST TO STRIVE
-IN YOUR NAME I RISE
-THE APPLE OF MY EYE
-EVEN WHEN I'M ALL ALONE
-YOU'RE CLOSER THAN THE VIENS IN MY NECK
-EVEN WHEN I'M ASLEEP
-EVEN WHEN I'M IN IT TO DEEP
-EVEN WHEN I'M ALL GONE
-YOU'RE CLOSER THAN THE VIENS IN MY NECK
-EVEN AS I'M WRITING THIS SONG
-EVEN WHEN I'M ON A HIGH
-EVEN WHEN I TRY TO TOUCH THE SKY
-ANY GIVEN TIME HE'D BE THERE
-I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO SAY NO MORE
Happy Noodle Boy!!!
Happy Noodle Boy quotes:
"You fucking toaster!! You're nothing! That's all you'll ever be! A toaster!!"
"Everybody! Say it and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasselhoff can fly!!"
"Magic jellybeans are growing from my headwound where the flies landed."
"These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!!"
"My scheme is complete!! Soon all the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce!! They will be sweet! And sour!! HAH!!"
"I am Testiclês, God of rash covered scrotums!!"
"You have broken my secret elbow!!"
"You have invoked an evil older than man!! Older than crutons!! NOW I FEED!!!"
"Holy pigshit Batman!"
"Spank my ass and call me Debbie!"
"I am wiggling my leg! Witness my leg!"
"Hey, where's your head, mommy?"
"You is my elf ho."
"You are all zombie thigh-fat people brought into reanimation by some evil force of forceful evil!"
I Have To Let You Go
That voice - that whispers in your mind's ear
That nagging voice you don't want to hear
It tells you to let go, tells you to withdraw
Demanding 'stop hanging on, no last straw'
You know it is time to move on, let him go
Crumble in solitude and drowning in sorrow
I have let him go, my heart is quite numb
My mind is kicking me for being so dumb
I gave him all and I knew it was not enough
True love we have found but timing was rough
Signs long ago given, ignored in fear
Finally realising, the time is here
I love him always, my heart is his to keep
Even now, writing, I break down and weep
He showed me what it is to be loved so intense
At this moment, against this much pain I have no defence
I weep for the time we have never had
I weep that I could not make him a dad
I weep for the loss of my beautiful man
I weep at the cruelty of lifes plan
Friends (daniel Sent Me This One 2)
A friend is someone who understands and
someone you can trust.
They will listen to you both night and day without ever making a fuss.
A friend will stand by your side when you are right and sometimes when you are wrong.
They will hold you up when you are weak and provide support to make you strong.
A friend's love is unconditional and unique in every way.
And when you have problems a true friend will kneel with you and pray.
A friend will stand by your side through thick and thin.
And whenever everyone have deserted you they still will be your friend.
A friend once said to me that a friend is sent from God above and I believe this to be true.
Because God has sent a friend to me and that friend to me is YOU
Magicians Of Night
Magicians Of Night
by Sandy DeLuca
Cleve licked dry lips, yellow eyes glowed…nothing in sight, no blood scent for miles and miles.
Felicia drove down deserted Providence streets. He caught her gaze in the rear view mirror. He realized he'd become pale, looked older than a few hours ago. He needed nourishment badly.
Her eyes were dull, evident cracks had formed around her lips. However, she could survive for days. Youth had its gifts.
As their species aged they retained strength. But the need to feed increased. Cleve had roamed the earth for five hundred years. Each night the hunger had to be satiated; for him it had become imperative.
She broke the silence. "The city's deserted. We'll have to rely on what's in storage at the warehouse."
"That's fine." He rubbed his thumb across the handle of his cane. "Drop me off at the corner, park the limo and then join me." He sighed, raspy, hollow. "Maybe we'll be luckier over the weekend. There are more of them around on Frida
No More Cell Phone
Just letting the few who have my cell phone number know that my cell phone has been turned off, disconnected, whatever they do. I am a few months in not being able to pay it. So..it is starting.
When You Think You Have Found Someone Different....
Too often, just when you think you have found the person who was not like the rest of the regular run of the mil losers out there, they seem to turn into just that. Why is that? Why can't a person be who they are? I am exactly who I am. Is that so hard for others be the same? I never lie about who I am, my size, my faults, and my good points. I am soft hearted and good person. I care very much for everyone. Therefore I am easily hurt by lies and easily misled I guess. If you can't be honest with me, stay away.
January 14, 2006
I'm needing some help here. Yes, I have got to be the most confusing person in this world. Nah.... There's a lot more that's worse off than I am. Anywhoz..... I'm kind of thinking about doing something crazy. OK. Quit laughing. Seriously, QUIT! Are you done??? Here is goes. I forgot. Not really, but thought that I would try to hold some suspense. I met this guy on a web site a couple of months ago. Not really sure when. But anywayz, we've been talking on here and over the phone. He has a sexy voice and he's a real hottie! What's the problem, you ask? Besides the other question that you have about Spongebob.... He lives in Gulfport, which is about a 4 - 5 hour drive from here or from there to here. He also has a teenage daughter. Which I believe that might be a benefit. I have 2 kids, and now I'd have a baby sitter! And he's also a Yankee! He's from New York! ha ha. He seems to be really nice. But the crazy part is, we're thinking about running off and getting married. I think t
Do They Leave Ectoplasm Behind?
Do They Leave Ectoplasm Behind?
Ghostly lovers have been recorded for a while, even in films such as the movie The Entity with Barbara Hershey. Whether they are real or the fantasy of lonely women, you may never know. Unless you have one visit you some dark, cold night!
Mrs. June of Marke-by-Sea, (near Redcar, Yorkshire England), a mature woman with a 10 year old son, became obsessed with her Ouija board. This lead, in turn, to automatic writing, the entity she had contacted being a long dead spirit called "Leonardo". He may be dead, but he still knew how to write a good love letter, Mrs. June claimed. He even claimed to have wanted a child with her. A few weeks after the automatic writing had started, Mrs. June saw a floating shadow above her bed and felt her bed clothes move. Leonardo had arrived, and was, it seemed, furious over her use of birth control pills. This doesn't seem to have dampened Leonardo's lust much, claims Mrs. June. She was quoted as saying" I
Some People's Children, I Tell Ya!
erv131: Hey sexy! I lost my panties, may i borrorw yours?
->PaganTx: LMFAO ... you're kidding right? That tired ass line wasn't working 10 minutes after it was thought up!
erv131: its not totally a line. i mean i didnt lose my panties, i threw them out. and i do have more
->PaganTx: that was just TOTALLY too much information... why do you guys think we want to know that you like wearing panties and shit before we even know your name? Do you get a charge out of it or something ?
->PaganTx: you can't answer my questions ?
erv131: yeah, i guess i get off on it a little
->PaganTx: well do you seriously think that asking some random woman is going to get you what you want? Are there not any women in New York that want to give you their panties ?
erv131: no i dont think this will work, just bored and playing
->PaganTx: That was seriously disrespectful to just show up in my shoutbox asking for something that personal, and without even knowing who i am or how i would react to you askin
Why do people have to lie?
That makes me want to cry..
Why do people have to deceive?
Does it give you relief?
All I ever wanted was you..
And you made me blue..
When I found out you weren't true..
You tore my heart in two..
You told me that you loved me..
How could this be?
You treated me like shit..
And I wish I didn't love you one bit..
I love you..now you know..
But you just have to go..
For you see I need someone true..
Not someone who gives me the blues..
I need some time to breathe..
So please..just leave..
**** sorry, had to vent..tired of all the liars and playas here on the net
Halloween is near
The air is cool, the season fall,
Soon Halloween will come to all.
Ghosts and goblins, spooks galore...
Tricky witches at your door.
The spooks are after things to do,
In fact a spook brought this "Boo" to you!
The excitement comes when friends like you,
Copy this note and make it two.
We'll all have smiles upon our faces,
No one will know who "BOO"ed who's places!
Just two short days to work your spell,
Keep it secret, hide it well.
Please join the fun, the seasons here .
Just spread these "BOO's" and Halloween cheer.
Look closely at the flowers and you will see
into the heart of nature.
Leaders Of Djs
LEADERS OF THE DJ'S
DJ BIGDAWG69 -GIT-R-DONE REBEL (OWNER)
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Killswitch Engage- My Last Serenade
This revelation is the death of ignorance
Tangled in a state of suffocation
Slave to self righteousness
Damnation is on your lips
From sorrow to serenity, the truth is absolution,
From sorrow to serenity, its on your head
This is my last serenade
I feel you as you fall away
This is my last serenade
From yourself you can't run away
It's your choice, point the finger
But it's on your head
Your destination is a choice within yourself
Will you rise or become a slave
To self righteousness
Open up your heart and gaze within
Should I Go To Cali Or Not
My aunt has asked me to move down to California with her and her friends. I would not have to pay as many bills and could catch up the ones that I have. My roommate is not wanting to go because it is too hot and if he don't like it he don't know how he could come back. Any suggestions.
Sexy Lil Sharky Needs Your Help!!
My request is simple .. please stop by my page and sign one of my guestbooks ... if you feel like leaving a comment, that is fine too, but I have noticed many have not signed my book. Thanks and have a wonderful evening. hugzzzzzzz, Sharky
The Day True Love Splintered
At the supermarket, reach to grab a tin
A sharp pain wells up from deep within
A word you used quite often, appeared
and once again my heart is speared
Your name seems to pop up everywhere
In the middle of the row I stop and stare
Sinking, remembering days of bliss
This is where you gave me that kiss
Tears, uncontrolled, roll down my cheek
My reflection shows me to be somber and bleak
Shrugging I try concentrating on food
Hate this slow drowning, hate this mood
Mechanically I put things in my cart
I still can't believe that we're apart
Numbed yet capable of feeling pain
Angry that I start crying again
I wonder, what is it that I've done in this life?
To be thrown headfirst in this cesspool of strife
My heart shrinks thinking of you and your pain
Your words pounding relentless in my brain
"I need to leave you if I'm to survive
All I wish is to make you my wife
But 27 years are too much to take
Your mind I love, is this love then a fake?"
You go on, s
Sts-120 Discovery Tanking Underway
Space Shuttle Discovery Ready for Space
23 Oct 2007 7:15 am
With a crucial space station module tucked into its cargo bay and fuel flowing into its giant external tank, space shuttle Discovery is taking its final steps before launch later this morning from NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
Weather is the main concern leading up to launch. The forecast calls for a 40 percent chance of acceptable conditions at the 11:38 a.m. EDT launch time.
Image Above: 500,000 gallons of supercold liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen is flowing into the external fuel tank at this time. Image credit: NASA/Kim Shiflett
The shuttle and a crew of seven astronauts led by commander Pamela Melroy are to spend two weeks in orbit attaching the Italian-built Harmony module to the International Space Station and making other changes to the orbiting laboratory.
The work begins in earnest with liftoff. No technical issues are being reported.
Some 500,000 gallons of su
Help Me Please
i am close to 2 million points if you could come and rate and comment my photos it would help me get to 2 million points.
Installed Some Things
A couple months ago I installed headers through exhaust on my 2004 Mustang Mach1. Here's a short crappy video of what it sounds like. I bought a new video camera, I just haven't taken any good videos with it yet.
There's no word strong enough to explain my
feelings for you,
No one in this world can make me feel the
way that you do,
The way I feel when I'm wrapped in your arms,
It's a feeling of security free of harm,
The way I feel when we kiss,
I can't even describe a feeling like this,
The way I feel when you hold my hand is that
anything that I want to do I can,
From the very first time that I touched your
face and the sweet feeling of your embrace,
That's when I knew I am going to love you
forever and to me I will leave you never,
To me nothing in this world is more
important than you,
I would do anything you ever asked me to do,
I will stand by your side through thick and
And I will be here to love you until the end.
Trinity Of Love
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CREATE A PLACE FOR ME
SO I MAY FIND MY DEEPEST SLUMBER WITHIN YOUR ARMS
AND FEEL YOUR LIPS AGAINST MY CHEEK AS I REST
FOR I AM SO WEARY
CREATE A PLACE FOR ME.....
TO FEEL THE BEAT OF YOUR HEART NEXT TO MINE
AS THE SOFT BREEZE CARESSES OUR SKIN
AND INHALE THE SWEETEST OF SCENTS OF SUMMER FLOWERS
AS WE INHALE THE LOVE FRAGRANCE OF EACHOTHER
CREATE A PLACE FOR ME.....
WHERE OUR TEARS FALL WITH NO SHAME
BUT MINGLE TO CREATE THE BLUEST OCEAN
TO WASH AWAY OUR DOUBT
CREATE A PLACE FOR ME.....
WHERE EVEN THE ANGELS OPERATIC VOICES ARE NOT HEARD
FOR I AM FILLED WITH THE EROTIC WORDS THAT FLOW FROM YOUR LIPS
AND DRINK THEM FROM A GOLDEN CHALICE AND I AM PARCHED NO MORE
CREATE A PLACE FOR ME.....
TO BE WRAPPED IN YOUR ARMS AND KNOW THAT IS THE SHELTER NAMED HOME
AND THE GARDENS ARE LUSH AND LADEN WITH OUR FRUIT
A PLACE WHERE MISTRUST, JEALOUSY AND FEAR ARE NOT KNOWN
One Moment In Time
Your gift to me was one moment in time
One beautiful moment
When your heart
Was just mine
One moment of beauty
Worth savoring my love
A miracle passing
Sent from high above
One moment to treasure
To purely define
Translucent delight of our sensitive need
Discovering its purpose
Planting the seed
Remembering the beauty of duelling rhyme
Don't ever forget
One Moment In Time.
Love you my baby.
I am alone in a place where theres nothing to find
I am alone inside my own fragile mind
I am alone fighting so many fears
I am alone with nothing but the sound of my own falling tears
I am alone as I sit in the dark and cry
I am alone no matter how hard I seem to try
I am alone with a heart thats full of pain
I am alone as I listen to the sound of the falling rain
I am alone and Im tired of hurting so much
I am alone while I long for one simple touch
I am alone wishing my heart could once again be free
I am alone wishing someone would come and save me
I am alone as the time goes by
I am alone and afraid that I will be until the day that I die!
Bleh. I hate those days where you just look at yourself and think, "MY GAWD! What a horribly ugly person this is staring back at me." This is traumatizing to one such as myself who on a fairly regular basis... quite egotistical. Not in really I would say a bad way, I just for the most part love myself and the way I look, kinda a perfectionist in some aspects and I'm in a time in my life where I'm striving very hard to make myself into my ideal. Combat past illness and make up for lost time. Get back to where I should be physically and mentally. Sometimes it's fucking very disheartening to look into the mirror and see someone looking back at you who shouldn't be. They just shouldn't. I fucking shouldn't look like this, or be right here right now. But I suppose there really is no point in dwelling on all the bad things. le sigh. That will really get me no where. Just keep on truckin. hah. It all boils down to just "one of them days" I suppose. I need a hug. I need someone to tell me I'm
October 24, 2007
Something comes to an end today and while that could be good or bad, most likely it's just another event in the day's activities. You might not even realize anything has changes until later.
Im pretending I dont miss you
Im pretending I dont care
Im pretending I can live my life
Without you being here
Im pretending it dont hurt
To see you up and go
Im pretending it dont bother me
Even though I miss you so
Im pretending I dont need you
Im pretending that I cant see
Im pretending I dont hear them
When they say were meant to be
Come See Me !!
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Fire My Words
I went to my scheduled appointment yesterday (Tuesday), with the new doctor. He was super nice and actually seemed as if he cared. And here's a BIG shocker for ya, I was even nice to him. Miracles do happen. LOL However, he has now joined the circle of ring around the rosies. He is just as bumfuzzled as everyone else has been. He brought out the possibility that maybe there is an abscess under the scarred area where all the infection has built up. Then he also mentioned that the infection has possibly moved into the bone. So, he ordered a MRI for this morning at 6:30am. I went and had that done and so now, here I am once again playing the waiting game while the damned pain won't ease up.
So many possibilities, so few answers.
I will post again as soon as I get results from the MRI.
Thanks again for all of you that have been asking.
Come Show Ya Sista Sum Love Plz
Hey everyone I'm in this contest and couldreally use some help from my friends
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Halloween Party Pops
Prep Time: 1 hr 15 min ; Start to Finish: 2 hr 15 min
Makes: 16 cookie pops
Halloween prep is super fun when you invite your little gobblins to help decorate adorable cookies on sticks.
1 roll (16.5 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated sugar cookies
16 craft sticks (flat wooden sticks with round ends)
1 cup powdered sugar
1 tablespoon milk
1 tablespoon butter or margarine, softened
1 cup powdered sugar
2 tablespoons unsweetened baking cocoa
1 to 2 tablespoons milk
1 tablespoon butter or margarine, softened
Assorted candies (gumdrops, candy corn and licorice)
1 . Freeze cookie dough 1 hour.
2 . Heat oven to 350°F. Cut frozen dough into 16 (1/2-inch) slices; roll each into ball. On ungreased cookie sheets, arrange balls in circle, 3 inches apart and 2 inches from edges. Securely insert a craft stick into each ball with end pointing toward center of cookie sheet.
3 . Bake 10 to 14 minutes or until golden brown. Cool 2 m
Crispy Mexican Chicken
3 cups FRENCH'S® Cheddar or Original French Fried Onions, divided
4 tsp. chili powder
4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves
1 egg, beaten
1/2 cup taco blend shredded cheese
1. PLACE 2 cups French Fried Onions and chili powder in plastic bag. Lightly crush onions with hands or with rolling pin.
2. Dip chicken into egg; then firmly coat with seasoned onion crumbs. Place chicken on baking sheet.
3. BAKE chicken at 400°F for 20 min. or until no longer pink in center. Sprinkle with cheese and remaining onions. Let stand 2 min. until cheese softens.
Sarah Is My Starshine
There are few people who come into your lives that actually make a difference.
A big enough difference for you to stop, and look, to realize just how special they are.
Sarah (Riot Gyrl) is one of those people to me.
I care for her deeply though only knowing her for a short time.
She makes my wee heart happy.
I enjoy talking to her more then she knows.
She makes me smile.
And I love getting all excited when we find out
more and more things we have in common.
Sarah, it hurts me to know if your sad.
I wish I could make everything better for you
and you know I would if I could.
If I can put a smile on you're just way too pretty face....
You're one of the best people I know.
And I'm privlaged to know such a strong wonderful person like you and call you my friend.
My Reading Just Blew My Mind. Had To Share
I have been a client of Joanna Ammons for seven years. I came on here because I was doing a search online and some weirdo from Greece wrote a false letter on here about her.
I decided to set up this blog to track the accuracy of the predictions she made for me.
I know she has other people doing that, I just wanted to do something for her because she has done so much for me.
I will tell my story in another blog. But for now.
My gynecologist told me last year that I would not be able to have any more children because I was a was starting menopause.
In February 2007, I checked in with Joanna and in my reading she told me that I would be getting pregnant this year.
Well, my period completely stopped. I thought I was in full menopause.
Upon going to the doctor today, I learned I was 7 weeks pregnant !
I have an ultrasound of my beautiful baby!
I am so excited I just had to shout out !
I AM PREGNANT!!!
I cannot wait for my husband to come home.
After complaint in Riverside, flag-folding recitation banned at veterans cemeteries nationwide
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08:12 AM PDT on Thursday, October 25, 2007
By JOE VARGO
Through thousands of military burials, Memorial Honor Detail volunteers at Riverside National Cemetery have folded the American flag 13 times and recited the significance of every fold to survivors of those being laid to rest.
The first fold, a narrator tells relatives, represents life, the second a belief in eternal life.
The 11th fold celebrates Jewish war veterans and "glorifies the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob."
A single complaint lodged against the words for the 11th fold recently prompted the National Cemetery Administration to ban the entire recital at all 125 national cemeteries.
A spokesman in Washington said the complaint originated from someone who witnessed the ceremony at Riverside National but would provide no other details and dec
I Will Be Defeated No More!
I don't care how defeated this family has in the
past. This is a new day. I bodly declare We
are more than CONQUERORS! It doesn't matter how
broke we've been. I declare we're going to lend
and not borrow! I don't care how big out
obstacles are. I declare that no weapon formed
against US is going to prosper. I don't care
how powerful our enemies are. Greater is HE
who is in US than he who is in the world. We're
not victims anymore! We are the VICTORS! WE
ARE BLESSED and we CANNOT be cursed!
So Called Friends
Well, it seems I have become to trusting yet again. A picture folder set up for friends only to view, just had 2 pictures marked as NSFW. I checked to see if the pictures had been RIPPED and marked on their page, but they hadn’t. So this means a “So Called Friend” is going through my pictures and marking them NSFW. I had hoped the friends I accepted were all adults but I guess I was wrong. There for, this weekend I will be deleting these “So Called Friends” I have a base set of about 150 friends that this message does not concern. You are all safe. The rest of you, well I’m sorry one childish person has broken the trust for the rest of you.
I am not what i seem
You’re lying to yourself
i dont fear you
We all die
Nothing justifies you
I must be dreaming
Bleeding for ignorant minds
Sleep my love
Tomorrow may never come
Steal my mind
Its been tried too many times before
You will never be my demise
I am too strong for you
So say goodnight my sweet
Your time here is done
No one really knows who we are deep inside
I cannot dream anymore
fading into the background
Seemingly untouched by the sorrows of life
Hiding a heart that is supposedly light
With happiness and joy and love
And all the gifts God sent from above
Strong, gentle, sometimes
Selfish, untouchable, unreadable, hard to find
Protected well by a love unconditional
Insecurely relying on a built in wall
Hurting, but hiding behind a luminous smile
Keeping the secret with frightening guile
Mistrust slowly growing, afraid to believe
That friends really care and true ones donâ??t deceive
Seemingly untouched by the brightness of life
Revealing a heart that is assuredly quite
Heavy with mistrust, insecurity and deception
But living for love and hoping an occasion
To be loved
Hardship Of Life
Love is a intimate dance, the feeling of warmth when he touches your hand. Smell of the rememberance, sweet taste across the lips. A stranger at a distance, a lover in the soul. Sending a beautiful lady a drink, telling a man not to be so farward. How to be a true friend, knowing when it's time to let go. Tears have fallen, anger gone threw its coarse, Sitting in wonder how it ended like this. Moved by his charm, attracted to his look. Desire of wanting more, memeries made for safe keeping. Tides crashing down, damaging winds stirring. Electricity causing blindness, earths shaking trimbles. We have different ways of showing our feelings, time runs out as we cant go back in time. What are we really here on earth for, is there a true purpose why we live the way we do.
"what Men Shouldnt Say To A Woman"
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post
and write "Spaghetti"
on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,
it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed
watch ed as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
yayyyyyyyyy i am now ninja warrior...whoohoo!!! :D ty to everybody who helped me get there.much love to u...u know who u are.and a big special spank u to daddy & hopeless for the awesum pics.i loved them all *hugzzz* for the rest of u go check them out & show them sum love fu style.now who wants to buy me a drank?
party on :)
as if u didnt know (d)
Help Her Plze
can everyone show my best friend some love plz
thanx she is the best
The Hour Glass Drives Him Crazy
I look at you and I see perfection.
I see what god intended a woman to be.
I see a body so soft and full of life I almost can't believe
that behind all that is heart made of stone
and head that matches that core.
A place to rest a cock is what matters
in your life so full of shallow report.
If all there was to life and love
was what is pleasing to my eyes
then maybe it would be worth my time
to listen to your selfish lies.
40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With A Woman....
40 MISTAKES Men Have While Having Sex With Women
**I didn't write this but thought it was pretty helpful to the dudes who don't have a fucking clue when it comes to gettin' it on.
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripen
Just A Nightmare
Not too much to update on mom... I talked to dad last night before he went to visit her and he told me that he was gonna call me back and then never did. But he did tell me that they had moved her to "lock down" because she was throwing fits. And that she had snuck in her cigarettes and they caught her with them and due to that they were talking about restraining her. So... all I know is that mom could be tied down right now and there is nothing that I can do to help! Grrr I hate feeling helpless!
Just Lobve This
Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize... that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free.
ok as a few of you know my "son" (he calls me momma) tried to commit suicide. We were able to get to him and get the help he needed. Since he wouldn't stay at the hospital he's with me and being watched. Yeah he dont like it but thats tough.
So if I'm not on alot I apoligize, i'll try to catch up on everyone and everything as I can.
LOVE THE ONES YOU CAN AND LET THEM KNOW YOU LOVE THEM.....SOMETIMES THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE NEEDED TO STOP SOMEONE YOU LOVE FROM HURTING THEMSELVES!!!!!
Top Ten Halloween Things That Sound Dirty but Aren't
10. She's a goblin.
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag... Oh! your having a great night.
7. Just get on your knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a nice couple of pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it will last longer.
4. Show me your Jujubes and I'll show you my Zag Nuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff.
and #1 sexy Halloween line is......
1. He's got candy spread out on the floor.
Mountain Or Rainbow Fair....
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
and share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.
Poem Sweet Dreams
Dreams filled with velvet shadow
Moving pressing wings enfolding
Unseen watcher stroking stoking
Dancing moving, rhythm rising
Closing brushing tantalising.
Glances hot tracing caressing
Lacy dampness passions pleasing
Touching stirring throbbing moaning
Heart is racing fires mounting
Desires need is penetrating
Breth quickening gasping panting
Moistened fingers violating
Twisting probing masturbating
Cries release frustration releasing
Squeezing tight electric shocking
Muscles taught twitching contracting
Breath releasing laying sighing
Sun is rising warming revealing
Flesh exposed dreams are fleeing.
Smiles infectious thinking dreaming.
So cold these times have become
Lives no longer matter
Wars pass and whip back like the breath from the reaper
Sins have become meaningless
Evil has become revered
Honor has faded from the minds of the worlds population
Money has become a life-form
Difference means you're unwelcome
Society is nothing more than the rulers and their rules.
So I went grocery shopping last nigt -- an adventure in itself, but that's not the point here. On my list was to grab some Halloween candy since I am the ultimate procrastinator and had yet to get any. Can you believe that I could not find any of this, save a very small shelf with about 5 bags of Milky Ways and 3 bags of malted milk balls. These, however, were next to about 5 full shelves of assoreted candy canes, on the other side of the aisle were the Santa hats, reindeer, snowman and other assorted Christmas decorations. Not to mention other endcaps where we had the full Christmas trees, MORE candy canes, and assorted other Christmas things. Also, I SWEAR I heard a Christmas song over the speakers while I was shopping. Enough is enough, this is OCTOBER PEOPLE!!!!! ANyone else remember the days when Christmas didn't start getting pushed until the day after Thanksgiving and not rammed down our throats December 26th?
And I thought "Christmas in July" was bad enough!
Notin Like Embarassing My Kids Lol
Tonite, I am taking my boys trick or treating for what might be, the last year, as they are growing up so quickly..I have to go out with a bang! I am dressingup as a naughty school girl..I will have a short plaid skirt on, pig tails, saddle shoes, alot of makeup and fishnet stockings..I am sure my kids will be like "OMG OMG!" CAUSE I RARELY DRESS UP...I am gonna get a kick outta it tonite...they have alot of their friends who say "i wish my mom would dress up for halloween"..let's see how much CANDY I CAN GET..hehehehe!
In the spirit of halloween, I thought it would be fun to post a blog about horror movie characters and have everyone who reads it post at least one of their favorite scary movie characters in the comment section..So, c'mon, this will be fun!
"Samara" ~The Ring
"Kyoko" ~The grudge
"Ju-on" ~The Grudge
and, who could ever forget "Reagan" ~The Exorcist
never hurts to see if there are any applicants.lol.
i actually got sent this from kevin this week someone had filled this out and sent it to him.
so he filled it out and sent it to me.
Hair (color and style):
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who is your favorite band
3. Do you drink/smoke/use drugs??
4. Do you like the rain?
5. If so...would you play in it with me?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
9. Would you kiss me?
10. Do you play any sports?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on you?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?
Hey everyone! how are things goin for ya all?things are ok with me but i am leaving this site for a while, i cant stick around.... alot goin on in my life and i have to straighten things out or i wont be around permanatley... if you all know me well enough then you already know what happened and i wil keep in touch with all that i can whoever knows my # may call me anytime they feel like it... Goin through This ordeal will help if i have my close friends around and supporting my choices I have to give great Special thanks to my family members on here you all are truely the greatest and a select few KNow HOW VERY TRUELY SPECIAL you are to me and I LOVE YA Thanks for you love support and honesty through it all i will be back on but not till i know exactly what i am gonna do and where i am gonna move and what i am gonna do with all this crap Hope you all show me some love before i leave so know how truely special i am to you all and those who do care and didnt have a chance to show it Yo
1/2 cup margarine
1/2 cup milk
1 cup sugar
2 1/2 cups sifted all purpose flour
1 cup fresh blueberries
1/2 teaspoon lemon flavoring
Sift together dry ingredients, cream butter and sugar, add well beaten egg. Add lemon flavoring. Milk is added alternately with the flour mixture. Fold in blueberries and drop 1 1/2 inches apart on greased cookie sheet. Bake 12-15 minutes in 375 degree oven.
here is one of may thinggs we all should remember
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The Best Day So Far ~
The best day you have ever known.
Instead of waiting and looking back on your life and realizing how great it was, realize how great it is while you're living it. These are the good old days.
This is the time to treasure right now. Don't put off your appreciation for today until some time when all you have of it is a faded memory and a photograph.
You are swimming in a thick sea of overwhelming richness that is this moment. Wake up to how truly blessed you are to be right where you happen to be.
Sure there are frustrations and annoyances, challenges, pains and disappointments. And you have the good fortune of being in a position to transcend every one of them.
Stop wondering what life is all about and start choosing what you are going to make it become. Stop waiting for someone else to make it all better and start taking your own steps to make it uniquely great.
This can be the best day you have ever known. All it takes is for you to decide to make it so.
-- Ralph M
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ROUND 1 OF THE FIRST PIMPED COMPETITION IS OPEN FOR VOTING. VOTING FOR ROUND 1 WILL END ON MONDAY 11/05/07 AT 11:00PM EST.
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The Most Functional English Word
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot
I Need Pic Bombs Please!!!!
hey everyone its me again beggin for you to please bomb my pic for the vip contest. . i will return all love . . so please please help me. ..and send me a message and let me know if you want gives or comments or if you need me to bomb you as well.
"tips For Giving Head" Testimonials
1. If you hate the taste of cum, tell your boyfriend/husband to eat pineapples for about 2 days before, and it will taste sweeter. - Anonymous, Virginia
2. Some women don't like to swallow semen because of the sharp sensation it leaves in their throat. And there is nothing much to do about that. What I found to be the next best thing (possibly even better) is that she slowly lets it ooze out of her mouth while sucking (best done while sitting up). - Rob, Europe
3. At first I was afraid to swallow. But then my best friend said the best thing to do is suck on Tic Tacs before sucking on a cock. And she was right. - Melissa, U. S.
4. I would recommend putting something sweet in your mouth before you swallow and get tongue ring. Gives your guy a better experience. - Ann, Iowa
5. The most obvious thing to do is use a condom. It may not be as pleasurable to your partner than it would be without it, but hey, it is better than nothing, right? I mean, you should not hav
this is another wall but this one looks easier to pass through.... so i am here and i wait it opens, because there is nothing else i want to do;
i try to persuade myself i should not but....
i CAN NOT
even when i try to look somewhere else, my heart always tells me to turn my eyes back on here.
i think i deserve to have the best, it's the only way so i can give my best in return....
why hurry ?
i don't need to
i'll be ok
don't worry for me
Genuine Alligator Shoes I
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper w
She's got a home.
She's got a love.
This is brave.
This is undeniable.
She's got a hand to hold.
She's got a love to keep.
This is him.
This is her.
-- alittle poem i worte for my lover.
Bring Back The Sun Spell
ring Back the Sun Spell
Color of the day: Gray
Incense of the day: Sage
The Winter Solstice is the longest night of the year. The Sun has reached its weakest point, but on this night it will be reborn and begin its growth to the long days of summer. All the holidays of December are connected to this event. The Celts call this day Alban Arthuan. The name Yule is Germanic. At this time of the year many people become depressed. Often this is blamed on the fact that the celebrations fail to meet their expectations. But people have always become depressed at this time of the year because of the lack of sunlight and the seeming death of all of nature. To ancient peoples this fear was personified as an attack of elves and ghostly spirits, similar to the beliefs surrounding Halloween. This is obvious when one studies the customs of the Shetland and Orkney Islands in the far north of Scotland. This was one of the last places in Europe to become C
Thught For The Day Sunday 11/04/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt
"What good is kindness without temperance. In knowing ones heart is true, do we assume we also possess compassion, understanding? Without one, another is vacant within us, it has no real substance. Our eyes see what we wish them to for the most part and we ignore that which presents itself to us that we should take in and savor. Above all things in this life, love pervades our very beings. Love, a wicked emotion at times that we cling to in hopes it offers salvation for us. At others, it rips our hearts and tears at the fabric of our makeup. Life; this entity we endure each day to simply reach the next. There is a point, I'm sure. This day, it somehow eludes me, but love I eschew at moments when its grasp takes hold around my throat. I long for the truth and to surrender to loves most tender beauty. It stands before me, yet I cannot see."
©2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions
Feck! Drink! Arse! Linux!
Yes, once again the curse of Kenny has struck again.
My laptop, a humble old Dell CSX Latitude, was given to me free by a lovely lady off the internet,and at first was a cracking little computer...till one day it stopped working.
That was in august last year and it has been a bloody pain ever since. I sent it to a shop to get fixed and 2 months later it was working, complete with Windows ME installed. Brilliant!
Then i tried to install Win XP pro and it shrivelled up and died again.
So her ei am trying to install Linux in the hope thati can get some functionality out of it,and breath some life back into my archaic system.
Wish me luck, ill need it...
2 Rings (lol)
One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the next morning he had two rings around his dick.
Immediately, he went to see a doctor.
"I have some good news and some bad news" the doctor said.
"The good news is the red ring is womens lipstick and the bad news is the brown ring is Skoal."
I Owe My Mother
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!?"
10. My mother taught me about
I think I may be quitting Starbucks. I hate having to work on weekends, and I'm always tired again. Which isn't good. My levels are normal and I'm not getting sick, like I thought (YAY!) The only two explanations I can think of is that an onslaught of depression is setting in/will be setting in shortly, or my hormones are off again. Sigh. Why can't my body work normally?
Anyway, this is about yesterday. I called in sick to work, and was told that because I didn't find anyone to cover my shift, my manager had no choice but to write me up. Whatever. I couldn't stop throwing up for longer than five minutes at a time. But it WAS my fault that that happened. I was put on antibiotics for my skin on Friday, because, well I'm almost 27 for fuck's sake...this breaking out bullshit is for the birds. My skin wasn't this bad in hischool. Anyway, doxycycline (sp) must be taken on a full stomach, and I forgot and took it on an empty....vomiting ensued. Called in sick, and VIOLA, Satu
What Our Fire And Ice Family Is About.
Wanted to give you the basics of what our crew does. We will take requests from family members to help either them or a friend, as long as they are within 20000 points or less and you have enough pics and stash to rate, so b4 you come to us for help please add lots of pics and stash, and if it's for a friend of yours, make sure they have plenty for us to rate. We will send a blog for the family to help us. You are expected to help us by rating pics and stash UNTIL that person has leveled, and the person leveling needs to pic one of our members to rate while we are rating that person, it will help us level them faster. We will rate one person per Happy Hour...that is if the person we are rating has alot of points to level...if we are leveling someone who only needs 5000 or less we may choose to find someone else to level for that Happy Hour....only during Happy Hour will we level anyone...also this does not mean you go in and rate a few pics and stash and leave, you must stay until they
so i was very drunk and my friend asked me to send him a photo of me and today he said he never got it and i have no idea who i sent it to... opps..
For Shan Aka Lt38 Steelers
This is for shan LT38.Hope you like it hun.
MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds
MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds
MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds
MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds
MySpace Codes & MySpace Backgrounds
Dedicated To Me... Hmm Wonder Why
An empty room can be so deafening,
The silence makes you wanna scream,
It drives you crazy.
I chased away the shadows of your name,
And burned the picture in a frame,
But it couldn't save me.
And how could we quit something we never even tried,
Well you still can't tell me why.
We built it up,
To watch it fall.
Like we meant nothing at all.
I gave and gave the best of me,
But couldn't give you what you need.
You walked away,
You stole my life,
Just to find what your looking for.
But no matter how I try,
I can't hate you anymore.
...I can't hate you anymore.
Your not the person who you used to be,
The one I want who wanted me,
And that's a shame but,
There's only so many tears that you can cry.
Before it drains the light right from your eyes,
And I can't go on that way.
I Can't Hate You Anymore lyrics found on
And so I'm letting of everything we were,
It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
We built it up,
To watch it fall.
Like we meant nothing at all.
I was in a really really really really good mood all day. Then some fucktard decided to send me a Fu-Mail calling me a cunt. Normally I'd just ignore it...but the fact that I was having such a good day - just irked the hell out of me. In honor I leave you with the following song!
I Love You Nikki
What a feeling it is,to have someone in your life,that makes you feel complete.The love that is so overwhelming it nearly knocks me over,knocks me off my feet.The love that overflows from within your heart and soul,when you find that missing piece that finally makes you whole.A love that will overcome anything that life may throw our way.A love I couldn't live without not even for a day.At night I sigh,wishing I was there to hold you tight,soon you will be in my arms and everything will be alright,until that day,we stand face to face,I will never love another,NO ONE will take your place. I Love You NiNi
black describes my mood. it fits my life. wandering from place to place, no place to call home. my heart breaking more each day. do you see me? am i here?
did i disappear and now you cant see me? stab me in my chest, let me go. return my heart to me so i may be free again. free to find love again. free to soar in the sky. free to be loved again. or hold me close and love me. either way, please stop ignoring me!
Lazy summers, cold winter nights
are always alright, since I have you holding me tight.
I see that sparkle in your eyes,
through the dimness of the candlelight
you smile at me, then teasingly back your eyes.
We laugh, then you give me the sign,
and sip what's left of the wine,
your lips now meet mine, your sweet taste gets me every time.
We sit by the fire,
I see and feel the love in your eyes
Our desire grows higher, then our bodys entwine
For the first time.
It isn't a game and true love is the name.
It's an everlasting love we endure
a love, so clean and so pure.
A love so deep yet unseen.
I wake up with tears in my eyes
Once again...it was just a dream,
A cold winter night,
I spend once again...
The Value Of A Catholic Education
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil
You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
mind is wandering, heart is pacing.
what direction do i come from first?
should i kiss you gently on the lips
run my hand along your thighs?
or do i shoot for gold and fondle your jewels?
suck on your ear playfully and grin,
or do i just strip you completely?
and just take you all in?
hands in places.... we know they shouldn't be
totally straight faces,
with weak hunger in our eyes
going through the motions
hitting every needing spot
blah blah blah...... don't think i can finish it
Your In The Driver's Seat.
When your mind hears a question, it has no choice but to accept the premise of that question, and to think of an answer. Otherwise the question would be impossible to understand.
When you hear a particular question often enough, you'll naturally seek to answer it. Even if you don't realize that you're doing it, your mind will set about to find an answer.
The questions to which you're regularly exposed have a powerful influence on the direction of your life. And many of the questions you hear most often come directly from you.
What questions are you asking yourself? Are they negative questions, such as wondering why you can't ever get anything done, or are they more positive such as asking yourself what's the best thing that happened to you today?
For the next few days, when you catch yourself asking yourself a question, think about what kind of influence that question will have on your life. Pay conscious attention to what you're asking yourself, and make
just for fun read this
EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS!
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX!
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application"
Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application"
1. Your Name:
3. Favorite Color:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. Would you enjoy it?
5. Would you ever ask me out?
6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
9.Would you walk on the beach with me?
10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
11. Do you/have you talked about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would u take a nap with me?
14.Do you think I'm cute?
15. If you could change anything about me -would you?
16.Would you dance with me :]
I mentioned earlier that is has been a very humbling experience waiting to hear ones demise....
So nothing like waiting till the 11th hour to hear an being called to her office at the end of her day...
My nerves were like an exastic band just about to snap,
My sister an Mum came with me for support and then we proceeded into a strerril office to wait somemore.
Finally after 10 mins which seems like 2 hours and very sweaty palms She arrives and asked me how I'm doing...Well Doc got a spare few hours...but instead a limp handshake is produced..
I am told that there a few very small spots on my liver and this pushes my diagnosed up to a stage 4 and is considered matastic....meaning the primary cancer has spread....
I will still have chemo on a lesser aggressive regiment to prolong quality of life. Which statisticaly is 1 - 2 years
I'm going to keep my faith in God ...who i know can creat miricals amd Ill fitht with a possitive attiude
you dont know your true friends
you think you do but when you need them thear not thear
all i ask was to be a friend
all i needed was some one to care
friends should care but dont always care
friends are in your life or out
freinds dont always see what you feel
freinds sometimes call
all i ask was for my friend to call me
or text me or email me
but now it looks like my friends
are going away and i feel so dam lost
dont have to many i lost alot in my years
but i still rember them
and wish the best for them
friends should always think about there friends
not all friends do its ashame
but its true
when i become friends with some one i care
and worry how they doing some times to much
my friends do mean the world to me
i do love them only if they would see
i do any thing for a friend
give my blood my hart my soul
to a friend
but got to rember not all friend care or
do as i do give them se
The Wga Strike
I know this is a huge issue right now, and personally even though I'm not involved I have been going back and forth on how I feel about it. I mean, writers absolutely should get royalties on Itunes and downloaded shows/movies. It's the same issue (with different terms) as earlier this year when writers sued the New York Times for only buying print rights to articles, but putting them up online as well.
There are so many different rights these days. Each media is a new one-- Print, electronic, audio, merchandising... How would you, as a writer feel if a magazine bought your story for a print anthology (paying you an advance and then royalties), then released the anthology in ebook form and said that those sales don't count toward your royalties at all. That's what the strike is about.
It didn't really hit home for me until I read this blog. If you want an inside opinion to judge for yourself, that's a good place to start.
| WriYe: 105,358/100,000 | WC November: ---- |
OK, now that I have room in my album again, who wants a Salute?
Savory Vermicelli(sevaian Upma)
Cooking time (approx.): 10 minutes
Style: South Indian
2 tablespoon(s) ghee (clarified butter) / butter
2 cup(s) broken vermicelli
1 teaspoon(s) mustard seeds
1 teaspoon(s) husked split black gram
2 green chilli(es) slit
1 sprig curry leaves
2 cup(s) warm water
4 tablespoons grated coconut if available
salt to taste
1. Heat half of the ghee (clarified butter) in a pan. Fry the vermicelli, stirring continuously to a golden color on medium / low level for about 2 minute(s). Keep aside.
2. Heat the remaining ghee (clarified butter) in a pan. Toss in the mustard seeds followed by the black gram. Stir fry on medium level for about 2 minute(s) or till the mustard seeds splutter fully and the gram is red in color. Toss in the green chillies, curry leaves and fry briefly.
3. Add the warm water along with salt to taste and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat and add the vermicelli. Cover and cook whilst stirring often on low-medium level for about 3
LIFE IS A JOURNEY.
ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW AND ENJOY THE BREEZE
Just A Little Help.
I have one spot left to post a pic. I was wondering what you all have in mind for my last one. Email me your thoughts. Please.
Time Flies Chicken Wings
Make these tasty wings ahead of time and refrigerate them. When everyone's ready to eat, simply microwave the wings, serve them with ranch dressing or honey mustard, and watch them fly off the plates.
1/4 cup orange marmalade
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1/2 teaspoon sesame oil
3 pounds chicken wings
1. In a large mixing bowl, combine the marmalade, honey, soy sauce, and sesame oil.
2. Add the chicken and fully coat with the glaze.
3. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and marinate in the refrigerator for at least 2 hours, but ideally overnight.
4. Stir halfway through.
5. Heat the oven to broil.
6. Place a rack on a baking sheet and lay the chicken wings on the rack.
7. Broil 15 to 20 minutes, removing the pan from the oven every 5 minutes to turn the pieces.
8. When they're done, cool the wings and refrigerate them until the party.
FOR SOME ONE TO CALL MY OWN
FOR A FANTASY, THINGS UNKNOWN
FOR MY LOVE TO BE FULLFILLED
Wheres My Gun!
mother fucking people i swear..what, my accounts are THAT fucking interesting that ya need to try to get into them???? what the fuck i swear...as if its not bad enough my ex is trying to stalk me, now hes tryin to get into my accounts! oh and my sister in law from this last disaster of a marriage found me online too!!!!!!! so now im getting it from both ex's. ok karma....was i really that bad of a kid? i mean for real, both ex's?! they must be fuckin eachother, that would just be the icing on this cake right here!!!!
Broken Once, Shattered Now
For this life I have no taste
All I've know has been a waste
I don't know where I'll go
Or if my emotions will ever show
I once felt a certain love in my heart
But it has been completely torn apart
It was once whole, Then it shattered
But who cares, I never mattered
There are so many things I wish I could take back
But the experience I need, I'd come to lack
My life is falling apart piece by piece
I want to depart to find my release
A heart broken once, I felt such disdain
A heart broken twice ,cannot remain
I don't want to feel what I do
And you'd agree if you felt it too
I'm not looking to vent or complain
But a way to try and contain
Where I can go to try and hide
I don't even know in who I can confide
I gave my heart away too fast
Stupid me, I knew it wouldn't last
But though it was too good to be true
I still gave my shattered heart to you
It's alright though I don't mind
And if you look close you will find
I was never yours and you never mine
These feelings I suppress
The pain deep in my chest
All the emotions I collect
Only to be let out in a wreck
I somehow manage to supply
Everyone with a single lie
One that says I enjoy
The life that begins to annoy
Hiding all I really feel
Trying my best to conceal
What I know to be true
Though I'd never tell you
Keeping silent and sliding past
Running from life, finishing last
I do all I can to make you smile
But it fades away after a short while
I try to perceive
What it means to believe
Trying to make you feel
What for me isn't real
I cannot deny it anymore
I despise how I feel, that's for sure
But I'll live with the pain in my chest
If it means you'll get all the best
Life has so many mysteries to find
But not one should ever bind
You to a world of love and hate
One that you couldn't anticipate
Therefore, be happy at my expense
If it means I'll make a difference
But don't pity me for I can deal with such pain
And it wont drive me insane
Dr Who Children In Need Special - Behind The Scenes Promo Pic
Doctor Who Online has on its site a behind the scenes promo pic for the forthcoming Children in Need 'Who' special.
The latest picture, shows Peter Davison (The 5th Doctor) and David Tennant (The 10th Doctor) on board the TARDIS set, standing in front of the TARDIS console.
You can see a larger version of the image by CLICKING HERE.
Time Crash can be seen on Friday 16th November 2007, as part of the Children in Need evening.
Due to the ridiculous system glitch that doesn't allow any type of comment bombing what so ever, and the constant bouncer checks, we are going to have to limit the contests to one at a time. I know this stinks, but it can't be helped. I know I was having a very hard time leaving comments yesterday, so until they do something thats the way that it has to be. I am so sorry, but maybe they will realize the potential loss of revenue this may cause and rethink their decision. I hope you all understand..:)
So..on that note..we have one member in a contest at the moment, that is in second place as of right now and could use all the help possible. Please make sure you help him out. Lets not let this get in the way of doing what we started! Lets give him a chance to win!
By David Lane (P.O.W)
“We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.”
Before we start I would like to say that until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, ever writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law.
The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The world i
California Grilled Veggie Sandwich
For a smoky and sumptuous veggie-filled grilled sandwich, try this easy recipe. All it takes is some veggies, focaccia bread, lemon-mayonnaise dressing, and crumbled feta.
Prep Time: 30m
Cook Time: 20m
Ready in: 50m
Yield: 4 servings
1/4 cup mayonnaise
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1/8 cup olive oil
1 cup sliced red bell peppers
1 small zucchini, sliced
1 red onion, sliced
1 small yellow squash, sliced
2 (4-x6-inch) focaccia bread pieces, split horizontally
1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese
1. In a bowl, mix the mayonnaise, minced garlic, and lemon juice. Set aside in the refrigerator.
2. Preheat the grill for high heat.
3. Brush vegetables with olive oil on each side. Brush grate with oil. Place bell peppers and zucchini closest to the middle of the grill, and set onion and squash pieces around them. Cook for about 3 minutes, turn, and cook for another 3 minutes. The peppers may take a bit longer. Remove from grill,
Tell Me Once Again...
Today’s the start of my new life..
I'm going to make it with you by my side..
I'll leave the past and the wrong behind..
Together we'll make it there's no doubt in my mind..
You came along and made things right..
Your love guided me like a ship on a stormy night..
My life was in darkness until you showed me the light..
With your hand in mine we’ll put up a fight..
No matter what those people say...
Tell me once again..
That you're more than just a friend..
Say you'll never leave me..
That you really need me..
I say I want you more..
Will you open up your door..
You're all I've ever wanted..
You're all I'm asking for..
We'll never pass this way again...
Please say this love will never end.
Taking steps towards a life unknown..
Making changes for a love that's grown..
Far away from what we've both known..
Together we'll make it we're no longer alone..
Inspired by someone special and a bit by
IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Texas Help Please
i am wanting to open a texas lounge for texans if u r intersted please hit me up rate fan what ever it will take to get one started.cavemannnnnnnnnn
FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a
wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our
jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're
on the fire truck ready to go.
now on when I say BELL 1
want you to strip naked.
I say BELL 2
want you to jump in bed.
when I say BELL 3
are going to make love all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled
"BELL 1!" The wife
promptly took all her clothes off.
he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
well the staples are out and it was a whole week earlier then they thought. im very happy bout that and im healin fast. i have to go back into surgery friday so they can put the port in my heart to do the chemo with. its day surgery so i will be home that afternoon but prolly wont be on fer a few days after receivin chemo. hope this finds everyone well and that is this weeks updates.
Welcome To The Office Baby Grl
baby grl is a new nurse working at an outpatient clinic. The doctor
is "showing me how things work". While we are
in his office doing paperwork, he catches me bending over
the desk. I feel his hand slide up my thigh and under my skirt.
As I protest, he insists I need to learn how things work.
I feel his fingers guide my thong to the side as he begins
caressing me softly. I can't help it and I start to swell
and get hot. The gentleness of his fingers brings me to life
and my body instantly betrays me by responding to his probing
fingers. When he feels this he slides his fingers inside
of me, increasing my heat and making me catch my breath.
When he asks me how I feel I can only let out a moan. "Good, "
he says, as he pushes down between my shoulder blades until
my breasts are touching the desk. He unbuttons my blouse
and while he is massaging me, he tells me he thinks I am ready.
I turn to look at him poutting wondering what he means. He
explains that he is going to fuck
Wont Be On Monday
library is closed due to the holiday....so catch me now and tomorrow...till then.. here is something for your reading entertainment....
You are the one disease
For which there is no pill
You bring me to my knees
And bend me to your will
I just can't get enough
My heart is on the floor
Addicted to your love
Can't wait to get some more
You infect my heart
With every single beat
Just finish what you start
Girl I'm begging please
If this is all a dream
Please don't wake me up
Just let me stay asleep
Let my eyes stay shut
I don't want to know
If you're just fantasy
Dont think I can let go
Cause you are the best disease
My New Discussion Forum For Cops/firefighters
I present to you, the Emergency Services Discussion Board. I just made it fresh today, so I need some people to liven it up! Plus I need some Moderators and Admins.
RIIIIGHT HERE!! PLEASE JOIN ME IN MAKING THE BEST DISCUSSION BOARD ON THE INTERNET!!!
Veterans, We Honor You!
November 11th is Veterans Day. Veterans Day is largely intended to thank veterans for their service, to acknowledge that their contributions to United States national security are appreciated, and to underscore the fact that all those who served - not only those who died - have sacrificed and done their duty.
With that said...Take some time and show appreciation to a veteran. Below is someone very special to me and is a very important person in my life who is a veteran.
May we take a few moments to reflect, remembering those who served our country well ...
"You gave for peace with courage
That families may be free
So children could grow strong
And safe they'd ever be.
photo credit Susan Kramer
In giving for the sake of peace
You may have suffered loss
Your body may still show its wounds
From taking up the cause.
May remembrance of your time away
Your sacrifice for peace
Spur us on to strive more strongly
For freedom, that there'll be releas
Undertaker & Kane
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Sick Of It All
I just want to make one thing clear before I start this blog, This in no way has anything to do with Fire and Ice Crew members.
With that said, heres the deal. I noticed something last night while I was in a rating mood, that most of my friends list is a bunch of bitchers and complainers. Because A. they can't level. or B. they are in a contest and no one is helping them bomb a picture, but when you go help, they only complain that they didn't win the contest.
Now as far as me rating stuff from now on goes, I WILL NOT BE RATING ANYONE NEW. I'm tired of rating all of someones stash/pics only to get a cheap ass fubar gift as a thank you.
Another thing im tired of, Bouncer ID checks. Lets face it folks, these are just plain ridculous. My fiancee ripped 7 pictures last night from a friend of hers only to get, wait for it......7 count em 7 bouncer ID checks. The fact of the matter is what good are the Bouncer ID checks, we still get PornBots, and spammers, and scripters.
Celebrating My Veterans
AS WE CELEBRATE THIS DAY, I THINK BACK ON ALL THE TIMES MY DAD HAD TO DO HIS WEEKEND DUTY AND THE GIFTS HE BROUGHT HOME. WHEN I WAS SMALL I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING. BUT NOW THAT I AM OLDER AND ALOT WISER I HOPE, I REALIZE JUST WHAT A HERO HE IS. MY DAD IS A 41year RETIRED GUNNY FROM THE MARINE CORP. OR SHOULD I SAY IN THE MARINE CORP. BECAUSE ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE. HE FOUGHT IN KOREA AND IS ONE OF THE FROZEN CHOSIN. MOST OF YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I HAVE HAD A MEMBER OF MY FAMILY FIGHT IN EVERY WAR SINCE THE UNITED STATES BEGAN. ONE GREAT STORY IS OF A GREAT GRANDFATHER THAT WAS AT SAN JACINTO WHEN SANTA ANNA WAS CAPTURED. AND THE OTHER STORIES MY DAD TELLS. MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS ALSO IN THE PERSION GULF WHEN IT ALL BEGAN IN 91. SO WE HAVE A LONG MILITARY HISTORY. THE SLIDE SHOW THAT IS IN HERE ARE OF SOME PICTURES I TOOK WHEN THE NEW MARINE CORP NATIONAL MUSEUM WAS OPENED IN VIRGINIA LAST YEAR. TO ALL OUR VETERAN'S PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE....SEMPER FI
My Horoscope For The Day, Hmmmmm ;)
Something that seems to be an impassable barrier is actually just slowing you down a bit -- as long as you're willing to keep trying. Your perseverance should pay off in a big way in the long run.
I hate people. I went to see a movie the other day (big mistake). The theater was packed with loud, stupid, obnoxious, and smelly people. There were fat people, thin people, short and tall people. There were girls and boys, old people and young people. Some people were wearing baggy pants with bell bottoms and platform shoes, sporting the latest in fashion and trends; while others were wearing in-your-face No Fear, Mossimo, and Stussy T-shirts. And still others were wearing Billabong T-shirts, Doc Martin's footwear, and Banana Republic attire.
Everyone seemed to have spent so much time on their appearances, making sure their precious brand names were visible. A countless number of dollars must have been spent buying their appearances.
Who are they trying to impress?
Why do they do it?
I think it's a lack of dicipline. These days, politicians, the media, and even teachers are scared to say anything that might be deemed "politically incorrect". Handicapped people ar
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/12/07
Another in the, why is abbreviation such a fuckin' long word school of thought! Ever notice there are more words to describe dirty words then there are dirty words? I'm from NY here shit, piss, fuck, bitch, cunt, tits, cocksucker and motherfucker about cover it! But those can be talked about using curse, cuss, swear, risque, filthy, suggestive, saucy, lascivious, naughty, raunchy, rude, impolite, immoral, perverted, improper, scandal, obscene, strong, interesting, bad, foul, vile, vulgar, Blue, off-color, street/lockerroom/barracks language (yeah us men are the fuckin' ONLY ones), nasty, dirty, and many more! Let's not forget until, more or less, fifty years ago hell was a dirty word until used in a movie! That's fuckin' Hollywoods power over us, since at least the 40s, many Blues, Country, and Rock & Roll songs have had dirty language, so the Hip Hop/Rapsters thinking you invented something new! Same shit different snow blower! Thanks to George Carlins "7 Dirty Words" for inspiration!
Love Is The Purest Feeling !
Love is the Purest of our feelings, when you Love someone, you love them with all of you, not part of you, you give that person your Heart & Soul for them to give you theirs in return,and you both do this with no hesitations, no second thoughts, and no limitations. As you can reach for the Moon & Stars, to never fall, as long as you two are joined hand in hand. You are the one who has stolen my Heart & Soul, Never abuse them and they will treasure you until the day I am no longer around.
Big Mother Fucken Balls
I was sitting around the other day admiring how big my nuts are, when I came to the conclusion that they are somewhere between fairly giant and super giant. It's like I have a pair of Epcot centers dangling between my legs. Of course, you have to have a pretty big pair to say some of the things I've said, and then go on national TV. That's part of the reason my balls are so astronomical. The last nine or ten false readings in gravity wave detectors have been due to the gravity field of my nads. They're just under critical mass, a few inches away from collapsing into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron (a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).
I don't even have an office chair anymore, I just sit around on my nuts. People come over to my house and they think I'm just sitting on a giant flesh colored bean bag. I once took a bullet right in the cojones just to prove how tough I am, but the bullet ricocheted off of a pube and shot some kid in the face. I almost felt sorry f
Never Never Land
In Silence I Pray,
Holding tranqulity inside.
Lost Love and Pride
Secrets locked within
Hope and Dreams begin
Searching for answer's
Shall the sign's of yesterday
Role over the sorrow's of today
Sittin in the darkness of shadows
But I never fear because
Happiness is just a hug away
Depression clouds my heart
Holding my loved one close
From the begining to start
Just go ahead and make a wish
And I hold my loved one's hand
Because forever is in our heart's
Cold Day In Hell
A cynical Willyism for the fuckin' day;
April showers may bring flowers, but pissing in the garden is good for the fuckin' tomato's!
COLD DAY IN HELL
By WILLY SENKIWSKY 8/6/04 10:00 p.m. B-Flat Harp, Mid-tempo Boogie
You probably remember walking out on me
We tried to make it but could not agree!
You gave me your number saying, call sometime
I said, it'll be a cold day in hell before I drop a dime!
I didn't check the weather so I don't know
But my guts tell me they're getting snow!
I ain't superstitious but I spent time at the wishing well
I hope Lucifer don't blame me for the cold day in hell!
I went out that night drinking at a bar
Was so polluted Mike drove me home in his car!
People asking about you I didn't say a thing
Told my friends it'll be a cold day in hell before your phone rings!
Now two years later I'm calling you up
Come back baby things won't be so rough!
I hope you can forget the past
Cause there's no way of
Love My Sister
Hey all... my sister is getting closer and closer to "Godmother." Can you PLEASE go help her out? She is the sweetest person and she does everything she can for anyone. All love is returned from her.. just go rate and fan her... and let her know that I sent cha :) (that way she loves me more than our other sisters...hehehe)
~♥ Lady Sunmaid♥~♥I.B.I.C.♥~♥True Southern Sweetheart♥~@ fubar
I've decided to temporarily ignore the fact that I did not raise the necessary $1k in order to keep from being evicted and focus my attention on debunking a common social misconception.
Hear ye, Hear ye
It is a MYTH, a URBAN LEGEND, an OLD WIVES TALE that friends should not have sex.
To believe this myth propagates the idea that one should only have sex with strangers.
"Oh no, Mr. X, we've been friends for 5 years, we have many mutual friends, we hang out at the same places, we like many of the same things and enjoy each other's company, but we cannot have sex because it will ruin our friendship. I am going to step outside of this door and pick the 1st man that I am attracted to and go have sex with him instead. I will come back later so we can continue to enjoy each others company."
I just read a MUUM wherein the OP asked something to the effect of: I hooked up with a friend, things went sour, should I now stay away from the places where our mutual friends gather because h
Damn Damn Damn
i am at a lose for ideas i can not get my computer tower where i am and i hav no way to get a new one for the time being t does not even have to be brand new i can work mericals on anything but i can not figure anthing out wish i knew what to do OH FUCKING WELL right ?
I know I haven't really posted many blogs lately..I've been slacking. I know. Anyhow..I'm really getting anxious...I want to level up. And soon. *sighs* Ugly girls like me don't get much help though. Oh well. I still have my family...They're always great! :D
Anywho...I'm gonna go give away the rest of my 11s.
Ta Ta For A Minute....
so i have been using a friends computer while housesitting the past couple of weeks and its time for me to go now:( wont have online access for a bit. hope all my fu-friends have a wonderful turkeyday holiday and stay safe and warm!
A man comes home from work early to surprise his wife with flowers and candy and finds that she's already got something planned? The computer is on and there is note written on it. He sits down in front of the computer and notices his handgun on one side of the computer and on the other side, an empty container of pain pills. He reads the message:
By the time you read this I will already be dead, so don't get too excited. Don't bother looking around the house for me either. Of course I didn't want my body where my children may see, for they have already seen enough. They have already had to endure far too many years of seeing their mother being tortured by the man they are supposed to look up to. But even though I know I am going to hurt them dearly, I cannot live like this anymore. So, I am taking these pain pills, prescribed for the kind of pain you inflict and I am going somewhere to take a nap. Don't bother looking for me, just sit there and do something that
11-12/13-07 40th Entry
Wow! My 40th entry already. I used to think I'd never make it to 10 let alone 40th lol. The odd date is because I started this entry late on the 12th and finished on the 13th hehehe.
So I guess I'll do a lil bit of updating. Yea yea yea, quit yer groaning, we all know its more then likely gonna be another mini book entry lol. Bite me! I like to write ok lol.
I can't believe how many compliments I've gotten sine I put up the new pictures. Totally blows my mind at points. I've even got a few guys wanting to get to know me (*faints in shock lmao). Its so weird! Must admit, it does help the ego with a lil boost while at the same time overwhelms me.
I started working on the website to put this in. Gonna take a while but its started lol. Luckily I put this journal in other sites because I discovered VampireFreaks didn't hold all the entries. I was like oh phooey patootie lol. Good thing I decided to do the site, that way I know I will have all the entries when the time comes to deci
There's this one factory worker that comes in every morning and kisses me on top of my head and says good morning to me.
I've told him a few times to please stop kissing me on the head; i'm not a touchy feely kind of person.
I think what it's going to take for him to stop is for me to stab him thru the throat with a pair of scissors!!!!!
It just aggrevates the shit out of me when he does it.
I am so tired of jealous Little Twits marking my pics NSFW, if the can't get there heads out of the clouds they need to get a real life my pics that is being marked is no worse than I see anywhere else.
I had a toon marked this morning that has been on my profile since I came on here in April and even got it from another profile that is not marked. Plus seen alot worse in other pics too that is not marked.
i\'m home sick...again...
not fun.. my moms bitching at me for being sick =
yeah.... someone talk to me i\'m bored
the sb is open for yall!
Not Him ( When My Ex Left)
The whole time you were with me
You wanted him,
The promises you made to me
You wanted them for him,
The moments I was happy
Should have never happened,
When you held me
You wish I was him,
Looking in my eyes
Saying that lie:
"I love you"
You thought of him,
My plans for our happy life were nothing
They never meant anything from the beggining,
You never wanted to try with me,
But you will put everything you have
To make him happy,
Now I sit here in this cold room
Because I gave my all,
Every fucking ounce of me,
And none of it made a bit of difference
Because I am not him.
St Peter Going Get Me, But Yeehaw Sister Amen Im With Ya
AHHAHAHA, OKAY, I'M GOIN STRAIT TO HELL!!!!
> >> Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
> >> At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters,
> >> you all
> >> Led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to
> >> go
> >> Back to earth and be anyone you wish to be
> >> The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;'
> >> And *poof* she's gone.
> >> The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
> >> The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..'
> >> St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he ask
> >> 'Sara Pipalini,' replies the nun.
> >> St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just
> >> doesn't
> >> Ring a bell.'
> >> The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
> >> Peter.
> >> St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands
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that means a month long of your nagging and pleading to get me back worked on some level.
How Emotional Can One Day Be?
How emotional can one day be? Start at the phone call from work as I'm laying in bed and hear that instead of having a two day weekend, it's now been changed to off on wednesday and closing another store on saturday. Well, that got a "Just another screwed up plan" from working at a fastfood restaurant.
Waking back up two hours later after hanging up the phone and turning back over, I'm getting ready for work. Now, to give a bit of background. I already knew that my house was up for foreclosure tomorrow. So until that was done, I didn't know what my future was as far as where I was going to stay, whether it was still at the house, since we had talked to a guy who owns a realestate agency or have to move. He was saying he was going to bid on it and if he got it, we would talk figures.
I'm one that I hate to say anything until I know what is going to happen. I hadn't told my family at all. It was painful enough to know I was losing the house. My sister, who lives with m
Body: 32/thanks again Patty
1. Who is in the room with you?
My two girls and my sister
2. Who is the last person to text you?
I don't text
3. Whose house did you last go to?
4. Who was the last person you told you love them?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. What was the last thing you did?
7. What color pants are you wearing?
8. What is the closest item near you that is blue?
My sisters socks
9. What are you wearing on your feet?
Bare Feet right now !
10. What instant messaging service do you use?
Mostly myspace IM or MSN
11. What is your favorite website?
Myspace or Tony Stewart.com
12. What is your favorite pair of shoes?
My white and black flip flops
13. What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?
14. What is the last movie watched?
15. What do you currently hear right now?
16. When i
A Real Man
A REAL MAN
Body: WHAT IS A REAL MAN?
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first.
2.) A REAL MAN RAISES HIS KIDS, not JUST out of pocket either.
3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.
4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.
5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises.
6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot & sexy.
8.) A REAL MAN CALLS YOU on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.
9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you.
10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you.
11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you.
12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because.
13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.
14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.
She had bounced all over this world, trying to keep him away from the ones who wanted nothing else to do with him. Her life energy nearly drained numerous times before he had finally gave up for a while. It seemed something, thought she had no idea what, had called him back to Quay. And for that she was thankful. Ixisu knew full well she would not be able to take much more of the pain he inflicted on her before her life line was diminished completely. Then this move would be for naught, the religion had agreed to go with her and if she was gone they would be lost, unsure of what to do next. She was assured in the fact they would have returned to the life of slavery they had live in before and she was not willing to let that happen.
She had made Blackout second in command of this newly formed legion. They had all agreed there was no need for reverence, of any sorts. Vexxese had given them more then enough reason to stand on their own. Worship had given them nothing and Ixisu ref
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/14/07
We all forget where we came from; EVERYTHING is fuckin' EASY when you know how, from cooking, using computers, playing an instrument, and many others! But until ya do you curse at the fuckin' thing, shut it off, throw it down and reread the "how to" that came with it! Now that ya know how you laugh at the fuckers still learning, not seeing self last year, month, week, or yesterday! This shit goes double for those who quit drinking, drugging, smokin' and look down their nose at people still doing it & say, "Oh I quit, it's easy!" LOL
Cheese And Chicken Enchiladas
1 small onion, chopped
1 1/2 cups cooked shredded chicken breast meat
3/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese, divided use
1 (16-ounce) jar ORTEGA Salsa - Homestyle Recipe, divided use
1/2 of an 8-ounce package cream cheese
8 (7 or 8-incj) soft taco-size flour tortillas
1. Preheat oven to 350° F. Spray large nonstick skillet with nonstick cooking spray. Add onion; cook over medium-high heat for 4 to 5 minutes or until tender. Add chicken, 1/2 cup cheddar cheese, 3/4 cup salsa and cream cheese. Heat and stir for 2 to 3 minutes or until cheeses are melted.
2. Spoon a scant 1/3 cup chicken mixture down center of each tortilla; roll up. Place in 13 x 9-inch (3-quart rectangular) baking dish; drizzle with remaining salsa. Sprinkle with remaining cheddar cheese; cover. Bake for 15 minutes or until heated through and cheese on top is melted. Top with additional salsa, if desired.
Makes 4 servings.
A Blonde Year In Review
>THE BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW
> January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too
> February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles
> fit into the typewriter.
> March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
> because the box said "2-4 years."
> April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went
> May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit
> Into those little packets.
> June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a
> lake with a slope.
> July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
> complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their
> August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into
> their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to
> rain and the top was down.
I drank your poison
Because you told me it's wine
Shame on you if you fooled me once
Shame on me if you fooled me twice
I didn't know the price
You'll get yours eventually
So what good am I to you, if I can't be broken?
i posted a mumm tonight and i am used to the nasty comments. i can deal with them but not with a picture that i came across. someone had a picture of an aborted baby on someones hand. it made me so mad. i lost a baby girl at 8 months 2 years ago and i know i may be over reacting but seeing that killed me. it made me cry.... i really hate people sometimes!!! and i think the worst part of it all is what was written under the pic, if only my mother had loved me. FUCK HIM! SORRY HAD TO VENT!
Nothing Less Amazing
There is nothing less amazing to you than me
You see me as the safe choice
The yawn you look at last
A little bit vanilla
Some one you can look past
Well I am here to tell you
that I never left
while the men in you life faulter
You weap upon my chest
I am still you pillar
while they all fall away
I never disappoint you
but you keep me at bay
I know you may never love me
but I'll wait for you
And while you love all the others
I'm glad to be your fool
Setting Your Self Free
SETTING YOUR SELF FREE
SETTING YOUR SELF FREE magnify
I HAVE NOTICED A LOT OF MEMBERS HAVE A WONDERFUL DEEP SEETHING DARK FREE SPIRIT.. PLEASE DON'T BE HINDERED BY NICENESS OR COMPLACENCY. WHAT DO I MEAN? I'LL EXPLAIN; THIS WORLD TALKS ABOUT BEING NICE AND GETTING ALONG WITH OTHERS (PLAYING NICE), ACCEPTANCES OF INDIFFERENCE. BUT TRULY THERE'S AN UNDER BELLY OF WONDERFUL DARK INDIVIDUALS PRETENDING BEING WHAT SOCIETY WANTS THEM TO BE. IN THIS REALM I HAVE SEEN MORE TREACHERY, TRICKERY BY CHRISTIANS AND HAVE SEEN EVEN HATE. ALSO DOWN OUT RIGHT MURDER BY NON-CHRISTIANS. THESE PEOPLE TALK OF PEACE BUT ALL THIS TIME BEING DEVILS IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING. BUT THOSE WHO ARE NOW LETTING THERE TRUE SELVES BECOME FREE... STAY FREE; GATHER YOURSELVES LIKE A UNFORGIVING STORM. ENJOY LIFE,LOVE,AND TRUE PEACE OF BEING YOUR SELVES. BUT THOSE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?? LIKE YOU IN THE RED SHIRT ASK ME OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS ON YOUR LIST. THEY WILL BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU AND LACE YOU U
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
short party dress
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
Depends on who it was from I may not read it LOL
4. Group dates or single dates?
depends on my mood
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
7. Is your hair up or down today?
8. Do you straighten your hair?
9. Favorite mascara?
10. Do you get your nails done?
11. Small or large purses?
12. In your purse, what are your must haves
wallet,phone and whatever else i throw in there at the time
13. Jeans or sweats?
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?
15. Do you text message a lot?
16. What would you do if you got pregnant?
17. What’s your favorite color?
18. Heels or flats?
depends on w
Why is everyone so quiet today? What are ya'all up to?
Lol! I Rule! =]
well this is what happens when i'm bored.
i was just heading down the hall to the other building of the factory when one of the shipping guys was going by with a fork lift.
Because I had nothing better to do i told him to go faster and ran after him.
Don't know how I managed to do it but I jumped on the fork lift without killing myself while he hauled ass down the hall to building 3.
Half the factory was laughing and cheering us on.
Luckily since everyone here is always so loud, the V.P.s never knew what was going on!
I was sort of hoping
That you would come along,
Like the answer to a prayer
And the music to a song.
Like the kind of thing that happens
At a special place and time,
That will change our lives forever
Like a fantasy of mine.
The fantasy was there before
I ever knew your name,
And now that I have found you
We will never be the same.
So pardon me if I look at you,
Forgive me if I stare,
At the fantasy I knew before
I saw you standing there.
For I was always hoping
That you would come along,
Like the naswer to a prayer,
And the music to a song.
Matt Poulton (really Old)
The day I met you
Was a long, sorrowful day.
I was down and
You picked me back up.
You made me smile,
You made me laugh.
The following days
Were sad and lonely.
You werent there
And I was sad.
I needed you
And I missed you.
As time passed,
I found someone I could confide in.
I got to know you
And you got to know me.
You made me smile,
You made me laugh.
More time passed.
We grew together.
Our feelings grew.
I had somebody.
You admitted to me your feelings.
I was scared of what I knew was inevitable.
Now I am alone
And I know your feelings are true.
Im no longer afraid to shout:
I love you Matt Poulton!
The warm fuzzies
Tell me you're the one I want and need.
Signs You're Really Broke
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe.
5. Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.
6. Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.
7. You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
8. You receive care packages from Europe.
9. Your bologna has no first name.
10. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
11. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
12. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
13. You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.
14. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
15. Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No."
16. The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.
Are You Ready For Some Football!?!?
well i was saving my last sexy football pic set for perhaps a bowl game...however! since i dont know if we'll make it to one lol i decided to post all i had in hopes that maybe it'll at least FIRE em up to finish up the season strong!! take a peek, see what you think!!
I also have a treat for my members!! A new video has been posted, the first half is up, the rest will be up tomorrow!! you'll really enjoy this tastee treat!
Form Letter To The Ladies
Just started a new job this past monday sept 24th
@ACS-Humana. don't have a car but hope to before xmas. don't have a place of my own but hope to before my bday (4/19, aries). will start getting massive amounts of overtime (Nov 15th-Mar 31st; OT=car and place). do i have to be single and untouched till i'm firmly on my feet or can i have someone that can watch me grow and be amazed? women say they aren't material, so maybe i've just been talking to the wrong one's. what's your opinion?
raleigh, nc 27615
32yo, 5'11", 185-195lbs, med/avg build, dark brown
hair (thick and curly but usually shaved), hazel eyes, 1 tattoo, 1 brand, 0 piercings. divorced 2 years, seperated 3 before that, 1 child (daugter, 7 in dec 07, lives with my best friend: her mom). no car till jan 08 at the latest, live with granny till apr 08 at latest (multiple reasons but i'll say this much: NO ROOMMATES EVER AGAIN!!!).
i'm a smoker (menthol) and 420 friendly (i'll pass if man made it, but p
The Prelude: How On Earth Did I...
You know, it's funny. Very funny. I joined here back in April. And surprise, it's now November. I don't usually do this. Bad enough I've got two blogs and a Kraftwerk fan fiction to fight with!! *head bash on desk*
Well, anywho, to those of you who're my friends on here, heylo and, good to see y'all. Especially to my pal Mojito. You know darn well who you are. Yup.
Otherwise, for the moment, check the music--yes, I finally got around to putting a decent playlist on there. The music's all Kraftwerk, going from '73 [like "Kristallo"] to 2003 ["Aero Dynamik"] and even some remade-in-'91 classics [like 1977's "Trans-Europe Express"].
Enjoy and, until the next round, Cheers!!
Just My Thoughts
I ASK MYSELF WHY DO I BELIEVE EVERYTHING
PEOPLE TELL ME...
I AM SO DAMN TRUSTING AND BELIEVING
IN THE END I ALWAYS END UP GETTING HURT
LEFT WITH EMOTIONS AND REGRET
WONDERING WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
ONLY TO GO ON BELIEVING AND HOPING
MAYBE THIS FRIENDSHIP IS DIFFERENT
ONLY TO FIND OUT WAY TO LATE
THAT IT'S THE SAME AS BEFORE
I ASK MYSELF WHY ??
BUT I CANT FIGURE OUT THE ANSWER
MAYBE IT'S MY HUMAN NATURE
TO GIVE THE BENIFIT OF THE DOUBT
AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP GOING THROUGH THIS CYCLE
AND KEEP BELIEVING EVERYTHING I AM TOLD
GOD I HOPE NOT
I feel so trapped
Too nice to be mean
You go on and on
I don't care
But I don't have the heart to tell you
So full of secrets
So many things I can't say
So many things I feel
My soul bleeds
The pain will never cease
I'll never tell you what I really feel
I am watching a documentary call KKK: A Secret History on the History Channel and it's so sad to see people hate, just because someone look different than them or they think that a black person is less than human. With confederate flags waving, hood wearing and cross burning...and for what? I think, because I am not from this country, I might not understand the nuances, but I can understand hate and know that it is not right. I am not talking about just not liking someone. It's everyone's right not to like anyone for any reason, but no one has the right to hurt someone just because or deprive them of their happiness just because. I know I am rambling, but the documentary is hitting hard. *sigh* I can only hope for a better world for my children.
Evrybody Come Join
hey everyone i started a lounge its called robs flirt palace im new at the lounge running thing and i need the suportof fu to helpnow i have alot of frieds out there if u would plz come ny see what it is all about it is not spectacular yet but were working on it so come bye see whats going on and join the flirt palace just remember no bull shit of drama leave that shit at the door thankls
the management of the flirt palace
Me Me Me And Yes More Me
I have come to terms with the fact that i'm pretty lazy, I do what needs to be done, and enjoy trying new things, but don't see whats wrong with just doing nothng. I suffer from severe migraines, and sometimes have to cancel important plans.
Egypt's Fantastic And Weird History
Ancient Egypt's fantastic and weird history
By Terry Deary
Pyramids and Tombs
• Pyramids were a big signal to tell grave robbers where the pharaoh's treasure was hidden. That's why, by Tutankhamun's time, pharaohs were buried underground.
Ancient Egypt's fantastic and weird history
Napoleon's engineers said the stones of the Great Pyramid would build a wall around France
• Some people believe the young Tutankhamun was murdered by his uncle, Ay, who went on to take the throne. But in 2005 the mummy was given an X-ray, and they found he had a broken leg, which probably led to his death.
• Tombs held everything a God would need in the next life, including a toilet. Even the pharaoh's cats were mummified to keep him company.
• Pharaohs were buried with models of their servants. But early pharaohs were buried with real servants - knocked on the head.
• Why does the Sphinx have no nose? Legend says Napoleon's army used it as target practice. The truth is it was w
I Would Give My Life
i would give my heart to you
so you could love.
I would give my arms so you
could hug another.
I would my legs so you could walk.
I would give my eyes so you could see
I would give my home so you would
have a warm place to lay your head.
I would give you my ears so that
you could hear the voice of another.
I would give you my mouth so that
you could talk.
I would give you my soul.
I would give you my faith so that
you could go on and be strong.
I would give my hope so that
you would never give up believing.
I would give you my life so that
you could be free and go on and
live your life the you want it to be.
I would give you my heart so that
you could feel the love and
know how special you are to me.
I would give you my life if it
meant saving yours.
theres a million things to call yourself.. yay this made me laugh so i thought i would share it..
YOUR REAL NAME:
aliese renee but everyone calls me bunny fufu
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
pink spider i know its not really an animal
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters
of your first name.)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last
name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name):
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME(first letter of your first name and the last four of your last name):
Wat dosent kill me makes me stronger...and thats the truth trust and believ that!
NO MATTER WHERE I AM WHERE I ROAM,
HERE IS WHERE IS MY HEART AND HOME
IF I AM LEAVING YOU'RE HEART SAYS YOU KNOW WHERE YOU BELONG,...YOU'RE HEART YOU'RE HOME YOU'RE SONG,...
ONE HUNDRED OR JUST ONE MILE
I RUN TO SEE YOU SMILE.
I MISS YOU WHEN YOU ARE NOT HERE,
COME BACK SOON AND DO NOT SHED A TEAR,
WHEN YOU ARE HERE I AM WARM NEVER COLD,
"I LOVE YOU"YOU HAVE A HEART OF GOLD.
A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.
You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation.
Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.
Dangers Of Drinking
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking....
It scared the shit out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more damm reading.
Lol, I just had My slapping-bitch drop by. Lol, he says I am the only one who makes him see stars. The first time I slapped him I warned him. Even before working out all the time I could knock a boy in to next week with no effort at all. I even used to do it as foreplay with one of My exes. I'd sit there, slapping him silly saying, "Does it turn you on, bitch? It turns Me on. Does it turn you on?"
WOW I MUST COME OFF AS COMPLETELY STUPID TO SOME PPL AND MAYBE I AM JUST THAT...NO I'M JUST TOO DANG GULLABLE, I BUY INTO TOO MANY LIES PPL TELL ME AND I GUESS THAT DOES MAKE ME A BIT STUPID...
HOW COULD YOU OF ALL PPL..U KNOW WHO U R..JUST FLAT OUT LIE LIKE THAT?..WAS BREAKING MY HEART NOT ENOUGH FOR U THAT U HAD TO JUST COMPLETELY LIE ABOUT IT??? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND Y U EVEN FELT THAT U HAD TO LIE ABOUT IT, IT'S NOT LIKE IT WASN'T OBVIOUS FROM DAY ONE,AHHHHH I'M EFFIN SCREAMING INSIDE!!!! OMG I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW, I JUST WANT U TO KNOW THAT U HAVE JUST TOOK WHAT WAS LEFT OF MY HEART AND DESTROYED..THANK YOU!!
I'M SRRY GUYS I JUST HAD TO GET THAT OUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!! I'M OUT SMOOCHEZZZZ!!!
The Cannonball Is Heading Back Down Under
The Cannonball is heading back Down Under, and police are concerned, writes BARRY PARK.
Organisers of next year's Cannonball Run are quick to distance the event from the carnage of 1994.
It started as a cross-country race three decades ago in the US as a protest against speed limits, became a series of B-grade Hollywood movies, and now a Cannonball Run is set to return to Australia next year.
Victoria Police is less than impressed, given the four deaths in a separately organised but similarly named event in the Northern Territory 12 years ago. It said it will keep a watching brief on the event, which will be held mainly on public roads.
The company organising next year's event has held similar affairs in Europe, the US and Russia. The man behind the Cannonball franchise, Tim Porter, told Drive that next year's run, which would cross into Victoria as part of a three-state tour, would be nothing like the 1994 event.
That Cannonball Run, organised by motor-racing identity A
The Dirty One
DirtyWhore: You need to get laid and get out of your parents fucking basement you fucking piece of shit. Maybe then you would have kids of your own and see how pissed off yopu would get when waste of skin fucks like you talk bad about them. MY SON IS MY LIFE.... FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY ASS PUPPET
->Psychowolf...: DONT make me Force Rape you. You WILL comply with the Jedi.
->Psychowolf...: This initiative was approved by the JEDI COUNCIL! We are looking for ewoks. Trade us your ewok!...
DirtyWhore: What the fuck is your problem? Are you fucking high or just plain fucking retarded?
->Psychowolf...: OMG....you have an ewok son!?
DirtyWhore: That is my son...
->Psychowolf...: YES< the EWOK in the Slide tunnel!
DirtyWhore: Are you sure you have the right person and folder?
->Psychowolf...: The jedi will trade you 2 used wookies, and a zabrak prostitute for your Ewok
DirtyWhore: That only has pics of me and my kids
->Psychowolf...: yes, theres an ewok picture in your f
Last Call For The Tattoo Contest
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Winter Fruit Glazed Turkey
1 (12-pound) whole turkey, fresh or frozen (thawed)
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 large orange, cut in eight wedges, seeds removed
1/4 cup red currant jelly
2 tablespoons orange marmalade
1/2 teaspoon anise seeds, ground coarse by mortar/pestle or a coffeegrinder
1. To Prepare Turkey: Remove giblets and neck from turkey; reserve for gravy. Rinse turkey with cold running water and drain well. Blot dry with paper towels.
2. Sprinkle salt and pepper in the cavities of the bird. Place orange wedges in both body and neck cavities.
3. Fold neck skin and fasten to the back with skewers. Fold the wings under the back of the turkey. Return legs to tucked position.
4. For Winter Fruit Glaze: In 1-cup microwave-safe glass measure combine jelly, marmalade and anise seeds. Cook in microwave at HIGH (100% power) 30 to 45 seconds or until melted.
5. Brush glaze over turkey during last 20 minutes of roasting time.
6. To Roast Turkey: Place t
Happy Thankgiving to all my freinds family and fans. dont eat to much turkey!!
How I Died In Your Arms!
i never knew that love can save my soul
i never tried to open up
i've been avoiding getting close to you
i see you lying there
looking into my eyes
i take a deep breathe
and i start to hold you
you wisper in my ear you love me
and want me forever
i lost my never i should've never said i gota go
walking away from you was the hardest thing
i had ever done in my whole life
well i got a as far as the drive way thinking
i am an asshole, i run back to the front door
race up the stairs
shouting i'm comming up to you
as i get to your bed room
i get in the bed and i wisper i love you too
she holds me and i died yeah i died in your arms
I am so confused. Not sure what to do anymore.
Can't get or do anything right it seems.
Sorry for the self pity party
To Our Troops On Thanksgiving
to all who can't be home we love you and thank you for protecting us and making us safe. love to all on this thanksgiving day . my prayers are with you .
With You Gone
when u are gone from me
i feel so lost
when i can't talk to you
i lose my mind
my heart aches
my soul feels empty
without you by my side
i can't breathe.
d. r. hyden
yes, ok, i AM a romantic sap who feels waay more than i should.
but oh well...
Take a good look, as you already know it’s called Earth, It is where we are, it is where we live, work and raise our families, it is where we learn to improve ourselves and grow up to love thy neighbor to help our friends and family to stand up for one another strong or weak, it is our home no matter what race we are, we are all human, this is our planet, I give thanks to all my friends and family. I give thanks for being a part of this beautiful and wonderful planet I call home, and I welcome you all with open arms. We should never fight among one another but pull together as one team, we are all family here. Have a great Thanksgiving from Bella
To All My Friends
ITS AMAZING WHEN STRANGERS BECOME FRIENDS, BUT ITS SAD WHEN FRIENDS BECOME STRANGERS...I NEVER WANT TO LOSE YOU AS A FRIEND..
I MET YOU AS A STRANGER.
I TOOK U AS A FRIEND
I HOPE WE MEET IN HEAVEN WHERE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.
Meeting Your Future
I am truly in love with someone who is my life. I have not had feelings like thisin a long time. She is my every waking thought, hope, dream, fantasy come true. She has changed my life in the past few weeks, and i now know my destiny. I have finally found true happiness in life, and with her beside my side, i cannot fail at anything.
The Sisterhood Lounge Is Open
Hey ladies the lounge is open and DJ GEMINI ison air tonight come and join the fun...
Hope you all had a great thanksgiving
Gary the farmer was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layer hens, called "pullets" and
Eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The
Farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
The soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set
Of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each
Bell had a different tone so Gary could tell from a distance, which
Rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out
An efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's
Favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine
Specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning
Gary noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
Gary went to investigate. The other roosters were
Chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing
The roosters coming, would run for cover But to Farmer Gary's
Amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it c
As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL.
A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes.
He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office.
The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"
The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off.
The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth.
The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR."
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If
you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit,
she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a
while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp Ooooooh!
The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside,
he finds a
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him
tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets
on top of
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain - do
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us
honey. I love you!” His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing
whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks
asked if we
I took Taylor to the Speach Therapist today. Shes been released back to school, w/ no phy-ed for another week. Its been an incredible week. Shes doing so good.
Thank you to everyone who prayed and cared for me during the longest hardest week of my life.
What Your Handwriting Says About You
You are a fairly energetic person. You know how do pace yourself, and you deal well with stress.
You are somewhat outgoing, but you're not a natural extrovert. You think first before you act. You tend to be independent, rational, and logical.
You are balanced and grounded. You know how to get along well with others.
You need a bit of space in your life, but you're not a recluse. You expect people to give you a small amount of privacy, and you respect their privacy as well.
You are somewhat traditional, but you are also open to change. You listen to your head and your heart.
You are a decent communicator. You eventually get your point across, but sometimes you leave things a bit ambiguous.
What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?
Your Passion is Red!
You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!
With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.
You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!
What Type of Passionate Woman Are You?
Why We Love Our Children
? WHY WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN!! ?
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How did you know that the cat was dead," she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
A little girl goes to the barber show with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
A small boy is sent to his bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Daaaad...." "What?"
Meeting Women Online....and Other Great Places
Meeting Women Online... And Other Great Places
NOTE: Meeting women online is one of the best
"practice grounds" there is... but most men just
don't know how to pull it off. If you want to
learn how to quickly meet and attract women
right from your home computer, take a second
and go check this out now:
Ive been a Wussy all my life, hooked up with a
seemingly great gal, married, etc. and she started
being unhappy. She wanted to separate and the more
I tried to "give her what she wanted" the worse it
got. So here I was, starting all over again. got
your e-book and I was insulted at first about the
things I read, but I tried not to judge it yet. I
went on to test your theories and found a lot of
it really works and is true, especially about not
giving a woman what she wants (not directly or
immediately anyway). I went onto get your
Advanced DVD series and I am v
Why I Hate Men On The Internet. Lol Well Most Of Them.
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:34:36 AM): hey ur back
chunkymonkey (11/27/2007 12:34:39 AM): uhhu
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:34:50 AM): whats up
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:35:34 AM): kool if we talk
chunkymonkey (11/27/2007 12:35:42 AM): yeah what up
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:35:54 AM): bored as fuck
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:36:00 AM): u
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:36:56 AM): if ur busy ill go
chunkymonkey (11/27/2007 12:39:29 AM): me 2
chunkymonkey (11/27/2007 12:39:32 AM): nah im here
chunkymonkey (11/27/2007 12:39:35 AM): kinda half assed
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:39:43 AM): u have a cam
chunkymonkey (11/27/2007 12:40:09 AM): yeah but its not on this computer sorry
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:40:24 AM):
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:40:34 AM): u alone
chunkymonkey (11/27/2007 12:40:52 AM): yeah
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:41:42 AM): whers ur compt with the cam at
chunkymonkey (11/27/2007 12:42:07 AM): in the other room
wayne hayle (11/27/2007 12:42:30 AM): let me see u
Please Help :(
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What Is That Lassie, The Yellowstone Caldera Is Going To Erupt?
Good Morning. I have this sneaky suspicion that we Americans are not always the butt of some jokes. Take for instance this pore fellow in Britain. In November, Britain's new weather-themed Cool Cash lottery game was canceled after one day because too many players failed to understand the rules. Each card had a visible temperature and a temperature to be scratched off, and the purchaser would win if the scratched-off temperature was "lower" than the visible one. Officials said they had received "dozens" of complaints from players who could not understand why, for example, minus-5 is not a lower temperature than minus-6. [Manchester Evening News, 11-3-07] Recurring Themes Once again, someone found a suspected live explosive on his property, put it in his car, and took it to the local police station (this time, a hand grenade, in Devon, England, in November). (For the record, emergency personnel would rather be told about an explosive than have it brought into their building.) [Agence Fr
There Was A Women
There was a women who woke up one morning and lked in the mirror and noticed she had three hairs on her head.well she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today.. So she did and had a wounderful day.
The next day she woke up and looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head."Hummmm" she said "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today".So she did and she had a wounderful day.
The next day she woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed she had only one hair on her head. Well, she said "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail. So she did and she had a fun, fun day.
The next day she woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that there was not a single hair on her head.
"Yea", She exclaimed. I don't have to fix my hair today"!
Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary. For everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle..
Live simply, Love generously,Care deeply,Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!!
Today I got a nasty mean email from a woman who cliams I have done some evil to her and the man she claims is hers. She called me obsessive! I think she is confuzed just what that means. It seems to me it is she who is obsessive and take NO for an answer. She is fooling herself and some say I am too. Ah my freinds don't worry aobut me. I see thru the lies and I know the truth.
There is no way all theses women would assume that one man is their's unless said man is leading them on. RIGHT? I am not stupid. I know and beleive me the lies and holding backthe thruth is over with .. It is time for the truth or you can hitthe door and NEVER look back. Enough of this silly highschool games. GROW the hell up!
When today is not going well, it is tempting to focus on tomorrow as a blank slate with all the possibilities that newness provides. It is true that tomorrow will be a brand-new day, but we do not have to wait until tomorrow to start fresh. We can start fresh at any moment, clearing our energy field of any negativity that has accumulated, and call this very moment the beginning of our brand-new day.
There is something about the sunrise and the first few hours of the morning that make us feel cleansed and rejuvenated, ready to move forward enthusiastically. As the day wears on, we lose some of this dynamic energy and the inspiration it provides. This may be why we look forward to tomorrow as providing the possibility of renewal. Many traditions consider the light of the rising sun to be particularly divine in its origins; this is why so many people in the world face east when performing ritual. We too can cultivate that rising sun energy inside ourselves, carrying it
Nature Spirits ~ Devas ~ Elementals ~ Trees
Devas are Nature Spirits ~ Devas ~ Elementals ~ Trees
part of the Angelic Kingdom and are in direct service to
the world of nature expressing themselves as one of the 4 elements.
The exist in the ethereal world which runs parallel to our own.
They can be seen or felt intuitively or through the lens of a camera.
The Jews call them Shedim.
The Egyptians called them Afries.
Africans named them Yowahoos.
Persians called them Devs.
Ellie with Nature Spirits - upstate New York - November 1994
To 'talk telepathcally with nature spirits is to understand that they were created to help restore the balance of nature as humanity is bi-polar and in a constant state of destruction. The destrucrion of the exco-systems around the world - the Amazon ran forests - are just example.
There are those of us who love the gentle and compassionate frequencies of many nature spirits - working with them - or just being in their energies as we move towards th
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Is This Me.
Creed - One Last BreathAdd to My Profile | More Videos
You've held my hand
Been there for me
You don't do the work
But won't let me be
When I need your help
You hold me up
Let me tell you things
You may not want to hear
You are objective and honest
Letting your heart always be near
I'm here for you
Through all that may come
Just wanted to let you know
I love ya hon!
Something To Thik About
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son
on a trip to the
country with the firm purpose of showing his son how
poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of
what would be
considered a very poor family
On their return from their trip, the father asked his
son, "How was the
"It was great, Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked
The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our
garden and they have a
creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have
the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have
fields that go
beyond our sight
We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy our food
Little Things By Unkown
The little things are most worthwhile
A quiet word, a look, a smile
A listening ear thats quick to share
Another's thoughts, another's cares
Though sometimes they seem so small,
These little things mean most of all
My Astsrology Reading
You're in an extremely flexible phase, which will keep you calm and confident today.
You're tempted to talk yourself up today, but most people are a bit oversensitive to ego -- so save it for tomorrow or some other time. Your reputation should carry you through for a while...
Blonde Guy Joke
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well
worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned
ok 1st i posted a a photo of ppl picketing with signs about deads and thank god for dead soldgers i thank those ppl are idiots and it is wrong to say thank god dead soldgers thay r the ones who give us our freedom nobody else we all should be greatful to them 4 it . so to all of you who have thougt your self so smart by chowing my ass next time no what the hell your talking about before you speak . and for the ones who never learn that lesson fu if you don't know by now how i stand on this subject delete me and kiss my ass . thanks for listening ann
The soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.
"Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you ?
Have you always turned the other cheek ?
To My Church have you been true?"
The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.
I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.
And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Immigration - The Dark Side
Immigration - The Dark Side
Bank of America , can I help you?
Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do business with you any longer.
The Bank: Why?
Customer: You're giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don't think it's
right. I'm taking my business elsewhere.
The Bank: Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that, but we
can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your account
Customer: (gives account number)
The Bank: For security purposes and for your protection, can you
please give me the last four digits of your social security number?
The Bank: Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but in
order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are.
Customer: Why should I give you my social security number? The reason
I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to
illegal immigrants who don't have social security numbers.You are targetin
For The Scripters
How about we add 'Better Code' or maybe 'Invisible Cloak' so you can put it on and pretend that we don't see you while you're scripting your ass on thru my page?
Either you are my secretstalkercrush that doesn't rate, or you are scripting. Go elsewhere.
What Reason God
Why does god let you get preg. then take it away why didn't my baby grow they say things happen for a reason. What reason did god take my unborn child? Why let my hopes get up and then brake my heart like never b4. will someone please tell me the reason for this
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
' Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.'
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh
Another Mission Down...another Iraqi Car Crushed
Just got back in a cpl hours ago from mission. It started out kinda slow. Had to pick up one of our guys from a different base. He was out bullshitting the last cpl of days.
But on the way there is were all the fun started. Iraqi are retards. I travel around in a 32 ton vehicle and dumbass's just dont move outta the way. So my driver decided to help them out of the way. Busted the window outta a van which was kinda funny. I mean the look on the guys face was priceless. He got the message and so did the other's. Till one dumbass in a red car decided he could cut in front on me and my bradley crushed his whole ass end of the car like a fly. I mean windows shattered, ass end just crushed to the ground. Along with the tires. Needless to say the rest of the trip was very un-eventful. So now here I sit just chillin till my next mission.
Upset Well Not Really
well heres the thing my dad said we had to be out by november 30th lol well we found a place an are moveing on monday (yay!!!)he told us that because we had to turn the heat up cause the basements cold and thats where ours an my daughters bedroom are its about 64 degrease down here not good when theres snow on the ground and theres no insulation in the walls down here. but yea the electric is getting turned off cause my dads an asshole and spent his money on stupid bullshit instead of the bills. we had to save our money in order to get enough up to move in where we are movein to well hes moveing into his gf house next door but i know thats not gonna last for long cause she will find out how much of an ass he really is anyways the electric is being turned of on monday and since im moveing im not going to be on for awhile just wanted everyone to know :)
The New World Ordered An Inside Job On 9/11. Time To Pay!
The New World Ordered an Inside Job on 9/11. Time to pay!
The New World Ordered an Inside Job on 9/11. Time to pay!
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Pan Man
Date: Dec 2, 2007 8:40 AM
If the assbags want to see us dance, then they got to pay for the privilege. The bill is long over due. It's time to assess the damages and collect what's owed us!
The Wheel Of The Year
This wheel is sometimes called the Gardnerian Wheel because it is a combination of two ancient wheels (acknowledgements to Kenny Klein). The hunting wheel, the oldest, has two God births: The Oak King is born at midsummer and rules through to Yule when he dies and the Holly King is born. The agricultural wheel has the young God born at Ostara, symbolic of the sun/son rising in the East. He dies in the second harvest, Mabon, which means 'the young Lord'.
In the different traditions these holidays (holy days) may have different names, for example Imbolc is called the festival of light in the northern tradition.
Western Pagans have no fixed temples in which to worship but instead (usually) make a circle around all the celebrants (or the celebrants themselves form a circle) in a room or in a clearing or on a beach or find a naturally ocurring circle such as a grove or use one of the ancient stone circles. Pagans have no hierarchy like the established religions so Pagans are free to f
When you get at dawn and throw on your jeans, don't fret if they feel like they'll bust at the seams. That last piece of pie that you tried to pass up, never mentioned your pants might get hard to zip up. But now you know, and are all the more wise, you can pass on the pie or buy the next bigger size.
When There Was War
I did not know then how much was ended. When I look back now from this high hill of my old age, I can still see the butchered women and children lying heapen and scattered all along the crooked gulch as plain as when I saw them with eyes still young. And I can see that something else died there in the bloody mud, and was buried in the blizzard. A peoples dream died there. It was a beautiful dream....the nations hoop is broken and scattered. There is no center any longer, and the sacred tree is dead.
"Black Elk, Lakota"
A Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marin
Once A Marine Always A Marine
Once a Marine always a Marine...
A Marine is a Mrine all his life.
You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart.
You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind.
They are found everyhwere; In love, in battle, in lust in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them.
No one can write so seldom and yet think so much o9f you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes, or a pack of smokes.
A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards.
Brave without a grain of sense.
He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the lastest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated or GUNS & AMMO in his back pocket.
When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, or, most importantly, a good woman he can count on.
Girls love'm mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out fer them and somehow they all work together.
You can beat their boid
A Pittsburgh girl knows just as much about football as her guy
friends, in some cases, even more. She drinks beer because it
tastes good but knows when to be classy and drink something more
sophisticated. She owns a Steeler jersey not just because it's cute
but because she supports her team and understands the game. She
loves Kennywood and isn't afraid to order cheese fries from the
Potato Patch because, let's face it...Pittsburgh girls wear winter
coats and scarves a lot more than bikinis and flip flops. A
Pittsburgh girl loves St. Patrick's Day, even if she's not Irish
because green beer is good for the soul. Pittsburgh girls don't
have a funny accent. They just speak a different language. The word
yinz is dear to her heart, even if she would never say it herself.
A Pittsburgh girl bleeds black and gold and knows how to have a
great time. She's stylish and sweet. She has a great education and
loves her friends and family. A Pittsburgh girl go
Tracy Chapman › Baby Can I Hold You (lyrics)
Is all that you cant say
Years gone by and still
Words dont come easily
Like sorry like sorry
Is all that you cant say
Years gone by and still
Words dont come easily
Like forgive me forgive me
But you can say baby
Baby can I hold you tonight
Maybe if I told you the right words
At the right time youd be mine
I love you
Is all that you cant say
Years gone by and still
Words dont come easily
Like I love you I love you
Written For Sweet Man With A Good Heart And Loveta
I say alittle prayer for both
of you today.
As you start a new life together.
As you share the laughter and the tears,
good times and bad times,
remember that love is strong enough to
get through whatever life throws your way.
I say alittle prayer for both of you today.
I pray for you both love and happiness,
for strength when times get rough.
For guidance when you get lost and
arent sure where to turn.
I pray that all your dreams come true.
I say alittle prayer for you both today,
that you have many years of joy,
and that your days together will be
the best days of your lives, and
that you'll spend a lifetime holding
eachother and sharing all your hopes and dreams
I say alittle prayer for both of you today,
that your love for eachother will never fade,
but only grow stronger.
I say alittle prayer for both of you today.
written for sweet man with a good heart and Loveta
you guys have been the best friends anyone could ever ask for. Thank you just is
Me And My Internet Radio Station
I have a radio staton on UBroadcast copy and past the link in the search engine bar http://www.ubroadcast.com/listen.php and click download to tune in after u fill out the small info section and u'll see station button and click that and type in 2172 and go to my radio station live gocottoneyejoe.com A/K/A Big Will now for u hope to see u listening if u have any songs u like to hear let me know and ill be glad to play what u want to hear were 24/7 live none stop and im me on yahoo under badstallion29 or on here and if i see u ill answer right away Thanks Yours Truly Big Will
Other Things I've Noticed...
I bought a cactus a couple of weeks ago, and much to my dismay, it died the other day. And thats when it occured to me....I'm less nurishing than a desert...
I was at the park the other day reading a book, and, to my surprise, I heard someone making 'smooching noises.' I looked up and saw a man standing about 5 feet to my left. At first I thought he was smooching at me, but then I realized that about 4 feet to my right, there was a squirrel. The squirrel was paying the man no attention, as it was eating an acorn. I, on the other hand, had completely abaondon my book reading, and was giving all my attention to this man. Again, thats when it hit me....I have less concentration than a squirrel.
Do It Now! Before It's Too Late!!!
Hey hey all my groovy Fubar friends! I am once again exposing my boobies for votes in a contest!
This is Wolfie's contest for sexiest SFW pic!
You don't even need to leave a comment, just rate the pic!
Thirty seconds of your time folks!
Here's the link!
"You think I sell my body, I merely sell my time."
Friends Are Great!
I just wanted to thank everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes. I got married this past weekend so this birthday is really special for me!
I am grateful for all my friends and wish you all the best!
the day has come. tomorrow the movers are coming to take my shit away. including my computer. i may be back in a few weeks so see ya'll then.
Current mood: depressed
Forget her name
Forget her face
Forget her kiss
Her warm embrace
Forget the love that you once knew
Remember she has someone new
Forget her when they play your song
Remember when you cried all night long
Forget the future that seems so dim
Remember she has chosen him
Forget how you memorized her walk
Forget the way she use to talk
Forget the things she use to say
Remember she has gone away
Forget her laugh forget her grin
Forget the dimples on her chin
Forget the way she held you tight
Remember she's with him tonight
Forget the time that went so fast
Forget the love the moved, its past
Forget she said she'd leave you never
Remember she's gone forever
It Will All Work Out
Close your eyes and float with me.
Let your thoughts go free.
Feel yourself float, like a balloon.
Sleeping time will be coming soon.
When things don't go your way.
Look to the sky and pray for a better day.
When all the messed up crap brings you down
Just turn the other cheeek and flip your frown
Because it will all work out yes it will all work
You may think that god's ears are shut
but thats no reason for you to give up
times may be bad and things might be rough
but it's for god to decide when you've had enough
so when it seems like everythings wrong,
Just sit back, take a deep breath.
Becaue it will all work out Yes it will, it will all work out
Es Ist Verloren
wanna make me bleed ?
you sure know how
i try to make things clear
but it all gets lost
in my mind nothings fine
but i make do
i try to keep the vines from tangling
like they always do
i dont know why
its always the same
and pretty soon ill fall again
but its expected
now and then
i wonder if ill ever stay up
next time will i just become the ground ?
i know you see me bleeding
Disappear And Reapper
Hold and behold somthing from the past shall appear
Something that left me and made me shead tear's
Then appears n tells me she loves me and disappears
Only to reappear
Is this some sick game
Your playing with my brain
What am to do if it ain't true
Did you come online to to flaunt
Are here just to taunt
You know I love you
atleast I think you knew
Is this some sick game
Your playing with my brain
What am to do if it ain't true
I asked you to marry me
You mad me so happy I wish you could've seen
Then you broke my heart
and I fell apart
Is this some sick game
Your playing with my brain
What am to do if it ain't true
I still think about how you told me
That you still loved me
But you miles away
Yet I want you to be with me every day
Is this some sick game
Your playing with my brain
What am to do if it ain't true
A Fun Short Story
Here is a quick story about me and one of my brothers friends….
"Yeah, is your brother home?" this tall kid standing at the front door asked...this wasn’t one of the unsual punks my little brother hangs with… "Who are you?"
"Oh, me? I'm Josh," he said. "JASON! JOSH IS HERE!" I called down the hall. "He'll be with you in a second, Josh. I'm just cooking a quick bite... Have you eaten yet?" He grunted something that sounded like yes, so I continued on with my preparations.
As I cooked, I could feel Josh's eyes on me. I was wearing a T shirt, jeans and sandals, not particularly alluring, but he seemed to be quite taken with me. I tried to engage him in some small talk, and got the usual one-word answers one normally gets from my brothers friends. I decided not to press the issue any further.
Jason bounded into the room. "Hey, Josh, 'sup?"
"I gotta eat first…Dinner ready Sofie?"
"All set" I said and put the plates on the table.
"Josh, are you sure you don't want
6 More Months To Go
I got to thinking today, only 6 more months till my 10 year anniversary of being told I had cancer. I can't believe that almost 10 years have gone by. For you that don't know, when I was 19 I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. I had a lot of pain in my side and stuff so they did some exploring and found what they thought to be a cyst the size of a golf ball. Well after surgery they figured it was a tumor the size of a grape fruit. Good job guys!! But, come to find out I had stage 3 cancer. My tumor was sent to a few diffrent schools to get studied, cuz to be honest, the doctors had never seen something like that in some one so young. Afterwards I went through about 4 months of chemo. It sucked ass. I was so sick the whole time. Thank god for my family and friends. They were so supportive for me the whole time I was going through it all. I lost all my hair. My mom cried when she took me to the salon to have them shave it all off. My friend Karin was going to do it, but my
Just looking for some help with my contest. I need less than 2000 comments to win. My friend Zman is in there now boming away because i'm out of comments. Please help him or comment on his contest while he's helping me. Both our contests are listed in our blogs. Any help will not be forgotten. Thanks
oh yeah piss shit cock and ballfuck
Juggalo 4 Life!
They think they know
But they could never understand
What is means to believe so stong in this
To be one of a family with more love than they could ever imagine
Where everyone loves you for who you are
Not how you look or dress
To be a Juggalo and run with the maniacs
To feel at home at a concert
Looking around and thinking....
"This is my family and I love them all"
I don't need their approval
I don't need their understanding
All I need is my psychopathic family
With my headphone blasting
"Mass murder makes me happy!!!!"
Juggalo for life
I wear my face paint with pride
Reppin the hatchet
Tattoed on my heart
The love grows stronger with everyday that goes by
Cuz bitch wicked clown will never fuckin die!!
The Naughty Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house;
Hormones were raging through every friend and spouse.
The guys were hung and the women's pussies had no hair
In hopes that the smell of sex would fill the air.
Some were already sleeping naked in their beds
While visions of orgies and threesomes danced in their heads.
My wife in her nightie and I in my Santa cap
Were getting ready same hot ass to tap.
When in the next room arose such a clatter
I sprang with a hard-on to see what was the matter.
Away through the window flew Bob giving everyone a flash
Becky lay on the bed covering in nothing but wax and ash.
A candle lay between her large breasts what happened I had to know
Bob's lust did throughout the night grow.
Then I couldn't believe what my ears were about to hear
Becky said she told Bob she wanted to stick the candle in his rear.
Which is why Bob ran out of the room so quick
Out into the cold freezing his dick.
More rapid than a river the laughter ca
Wanna give me a status salute or any kind of salute for that matter....
I'll give you one too if you do....Just let me know you did one for me and I will definitely make one for you
Thank You -g-
Ok ya'll -
I have been blessed by a Angel to have a friend like my friend -G- there is nobody like him! I tell ya - no one an shake a stick to him.
So I am placing this in my blog for all of Fubar to see =) well, anyone who looks at my blogs anyway =)...
So a huge Thank You to my viewers and my friend Catch & Release look at my gift for a lifetime!
Don't be afraid to click on the pic-his work is amazing! Rate him ya'll!!!
Hope you all enjoy it as much as I have!
Ok sports fans lets get busy and dont say I dont give you educational information
that is useful and humorous at the sametime.
Enjoy and dont forget to stretch before you get into position...lol
Just A Kiss
Check out my page and give me a kiss.please!!!!
Family Searches For Teen Who Disappeared From Nightclub
Family searches for teen who disappeared from nightclub
By ANDRIA SIMMONS
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 11/15/07
Fighting off a creeping sense of dread is easier when you're busy.
Erica and Steve Wilson, the mother and stepfather of 18-year-old Justin Gaines, have done everything they can think of to find their son since he vanished from Wild Bill's nightclub in Duluth two weeks ago. They've organized search parties, hired a private investigator, collected $50,000 for a reward fund for his safe return and just this week set up a toll-free tip line at 1-877-270-9500.
Amid all this, Steve has been trying to keep it together for Erica, who in turn is struggling to hold up under the strain for the sake of the six other children in their blended family. But when the phone stops ringing and all the people leave, it's all they can do not to plunge into despair.
"The worst thing is at night and in the morning, Your mind and hands are idle," Steve Wilson sa
In my mind
The children grow
In my heart
The cold winter snow
In my dreams
The happiness that I need
In my future
The fate that is me
In my past
Things that used to be
In my soul
The cold lonely road
The Things We Take For Granted
The things we take for granted, are
the lttle things that are most
important things in our lives.
We sit back and watch the little
things pass us by.
We chase the bigger dreams hoping
they are the ones that will come true,
and it is in the end that the little
dreams are the ones that will make
the bigger ones come true.
The things that we take for granted
are the things that are most precious
to us, and we sometimes walk on
past chasing the things that we
can not change, instead of the things
we can change.
The things that we take for granted
maybe the answer to all our prayers,
and we just dont realize it.
So be aware of the little things in your
life cause believe it or not they
are the most important.
Reach for tht things that you can reach,
and leave the things that cannot be
Let go of the things that bring the pain, and
cause the tears to fall, hang on to
the things that bring you love and happiness.
The things that we take for
Fantasy File 1
I saw her from across the bar. Caught her staring at me from the corner of my eye and I slammed my shot of Southern Comfort. The straw from her drink circling her lips as she watched. I was about to turn and face her as the bartender cam up and asked if I would care for another shot. I ordered determined to get back yo my mystery woman. I turned to where she sat, and she was gone. I looked around the crowded bar to try to find her, but it had seemes she dissappeared as mysteriously as she had appeared. "You know, staring isn't polite." I turned to my right to see her sitting there, drink hanging lazily from her hand, unlit cigarette dangling from her lips. "Got a light handsome?" she asked. I readhed my lighter over to her, struck it. She took my hand and brought it to her lips as she mumbled a muffled thanks. We struck up a random meaningless conversation as most people do in bars, and she suggested we leave. Exiting through the back door, I turn to shut it, and upon turn
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women
(you will see what it is in the end)
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, wa
THEY ALL CAME THROUGH AND HELPED LIKE CRAZY GETTING ME TO LEVEL.. SO TO THIS I SAY THANK YOU!!!
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I sore away into a dream that I have longed for,
Deep into the clouds, I swim through them to find a better tomorrow.
The angels sing a song about forever and eternity,
shiney are their horns as they play heavens most beautiful song.
I want to be free, free as a bird...
I want to fly away to my adventure that I have waited so patiently for,
My friend is the wind, who keeps my body afloat.
I make upword strokes to lift me to a higher level,
to a place that I have always wished to go.
Where the mountains are coated with snow,
but yet the sun shines all day.
Where beauty is all thy has seen,
and love is blooming on every tree. I do not need money to get me through,
My fortune is my generous soul, I can dance with joy and praise as the saints smile and kiss my head.
Yes, I have left you behind... But I am happier here you see. And hopefully soon you can come too, and dance on the clouds with me.
This is for anyone who has lost someone who i
please click on my pic n leave me a kiss!
My mind is like a blank page of filth yet to be written,
My wounds are gapping open only to show the pain that swells deep inside.
It's all selfinflicted, I think I like it this way. It's all self inflicted, but yet someone must to pay.
The drug of my dream is taken me over hit by hit,
infecting my mind, making me numb to this disaster you call reality.
But it's all self inflicted, I think I like it this way. It's all self inflicted, but yet...I will make you pay, make you pay.
This anger will never be resolved, resenting the mistakes that were cast upon me.
Rage is my friend, and I invite him to dance. Drown in the misery as I embrace it all.
But it's all self inflicted, I think I like it this way. It's all self inflicted, and someone must pay!!!
The day will come where I may revoke it, but my emptiness is still hollow.
Numbness has taken over, and it lives through my veins. Taken me over, and killing me inside.
And it's all selfinflicted, I hate it th
Walk with me, be my friend
Continue on, till the end
And when the road disappears
Let’s sit together, count the years
Not one forgotten, or let go by
Each a precious star, in the sky
Then, when each is accounted for
We open yet one final door
Through it together, we slowly walk
Words we hold, do not talk
Once on the other side of time
We await the bells, till they chime
Then through the valley, they echo long
Fill us deeply, with their song
Throughout the night, our love burns strong
Our hearts rejoice, forever we belong
Never Give Up
Never give up even when things are tough,
Never give up even when the tears
Never give up when the pain is
too much to bare.
Never give up even when the mountain
is to hard to climb.
Even when the river is raging.
Never give up everything will pass.
Never give up things will all
Never give up for it is only a
bend in the road my friend.
Never give up the tears will be wiped away.
Never give up cause you will make it.
Never give up.
Giving up only lets the others win.
Never give up even when the road
seems to go on forever.
Never give up even when life seems
to be too hard.
Never give up cause giving up is
never the answer.
Never give up even when you dont
want to go on, keep moving
forward new doors will open.
Never give up.
Nothing lasts forever only the
love of real good true friends.
Never give up cause life has
it's ups and downs but you will get
through some way some how.
Never give up.
Never give up even when the tears are
Rainy days and cold nights,
These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms,
Hold me close and keep me warm,
Tell me I'm your good luck charm,
Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you ,
Tell me I'm your every wish come true,
Lay me down very gently,
Then make love to me essentially,
Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot,
Lets play around like connect the dots,
Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride,
Take my body on a journey that never ends,
It always seems to just begin,
Make me climax like i never done before,
Do what you want to my body its all yours,
Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
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My First Blog
well i got cancer its terminal people ask me how long you have to live i tell them till im dead hell im like the rest of the world i have no clue when im going to die no im not writin this for sympathy hell i got my kids my wife and as far as im concerned im going to live till im 80 that all i can do is hope so that all i have to say bout this
Road To Salvation...
Road to Hope...and Salvation...
The first stop on the road is Power…
There is power capable of giving you hope. The Bible tells us God has that power.
“I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God for the salvation of everyone who believes.” Romans 1:16
The Second Stop, …. Is Change…
The release of God’s power results in change. The biblical word for change is repentance. This means allowing God to change the direction of our lives.
“God’s kindness leads you toward repentance” Romans 2:4
Why is Change Necessary?
A universal problem the Bible calls sin makes change necessary for all of us. “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” Romans 3:23
Sins means “missing the mark.” It is failing to meet God’s standard for how we ought to live.
The third stop…is God’s Love….
Although He is not pleased with us as we are, God loves us and wants to help us. “But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were st
Re: A Message From Scrapper
BAR TAB ALERTS
We changed some stuff up this weekend.
when you post a profile/mumm/blog comment, it generates an alert to your friends saying you posted a comment to whatever page it was.
when you vote on a mumm, it generates an alert to your friends saying you voted on mum xyz.
There is another option to the profile settings page that will let you disable these notifications from being generated (ie: your friends wont get the new alerts) when you do stuff. however, the option is only available for vip's.
All users have the ability to decide what you want to see in your bar tab. The options are in your profile settings.
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Six Steps To Perfection
looking at me with hollow eyes
keep feeding me all your lies
keeping a catalog of my flaws
which one will be the last straw
six steps away from perfection
remaking me in your reflection
it's all for me you say
change is good for a new day
so you took me for a trip
trained monkey taught to sit
fresh new script to flip
the old one not such a hit
out of style lines not so hip
seeing as you don't give a shit
don't give me any more of your lip
thought you could get by on your ass and tit
but your free ride done jumped ship
Seeking a spot for boots to grind
Hollowed out shell with withered rind
No more akin to its own kind
Vainly chasing that which you can't find
Sorry life doesn't have its own rewind
Hard to see devastation when blind
Tangled webs we weave often bind
A deal made in hell and in blood signed
Twilight's grace stolen with nothing to remind
Lost on the shores of a callous mind
Granted was ta
Watching with adoring eyes as you ignore me,
filled with this endless love that you can’t see.
Sitting there next to you, so close yet so far away
there is nothing I can do.
My heart skipping its pace,
as I gaze into your perfect face.
If only I had the courage to do,
to at least voice what is within my heart.
Romanian Money Spell
Here is a spell that really , really works.
It is an Ancient Romanian spell to bring you money.
You will need a small glass, Like a rocks glass or a juice glass and three to six coins. I use Quarters, Nickles and Dimes.
you may have candles if you wish but not necessary.
Stand with the coins in your right hand held out , up high.
Say" Trinka Five, Trinka Five,
Ancient Spirits come alive.
Money Grow and Money Thrive,
Spirits of the Trinka Five."
You will do this each night for nine nights during the waxing of the moon( As the moon grows fat, therefore drawing your money to you.)
Then you will say the chant once a week until the money you desire has been brought to fruition.
I have been very blessed by this chant and it has brought about a new and more lucrative job for me as well as other material things. Do not be greedy in what you wish for and the ancients will bless you.
I think I saw this somewhere in one of Edain McCoy's b
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My name is Ruth Burns and my daughter and only child passed away after rupturing her spleen at cheerleading practice in August of 2005.She could have lived if 911 and Tewksbury Massachusetts did their job.911 was called twice and not only did Tewksbury not show at all but North Andover came instead.They took her to Tewksbury Hospital which is now for mental and drug issues only to wait for Med Flight who also was not there so they went to Saints Memorial in Lowell Massachusetts which is maybe 10 min from the gym they were at.It took 30 minutes for an ambulance to get to her never mind the time it took for a medical professional to get to her, she died from bleeding to death in the back of the ambulance. I tried to sue but no lawyers wanted my case and I tried 3 of them.My world has been ripped away from me, all I have left is a cat and 4 dogs, a PT mother who has recently become ill and 1 cousin and his 2 kids that I see mayb