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Renaming
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by th

What Are You Unhappy About
If you are a US citizen, we are part of "one nation under God" with all our faults, not claiming to be perfect in everyway always, for better or worse, I would never want to live anywhere else. Even if you're not a Jay Leno fan read what he wrote anyway. My respect and esteem for him has really increased. "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the w

Jesus Our Savior!
ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THAT TORTURING, KILLING AND SPILLING THE BLOOD OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING CLEANSES AND SAVES THEIR SOUL IS A SADO-MASOCHIST WHO IS A VIOLATOR OF HUMAN RIGHTS. Anyone who worships Jesus on the Cross is violating the First Commandment, "Thou shall not have no other gods before me". Anyone who wears a graven metal cross is violating the Second commandment, "Thou shall not make unto thee any graven image", just as those in the bible who worshipped the angels on the Ark of the Covenant which held one of the three versions of The Ten Commandments.

Thank You!!!
I just wanted to let everyone know that I appreciate all of your comments and ratings! You guys and girls are the best. I love this site so much I get lost every time I show up here. Thanks for giving me a place to kick it away from home when I am stuck at home. Myspace Codes

Editing Friends
just wanna let everyone know that if you didn't read my about me then here's alittle more... let's just make this easier if you excepted or requested me just to get your levels and ratings and not to actually b friends, then please delete me since you got what you wanted... like i said i am here to make friends to actually chat with not to get ratings or levels. friends r more important than levels n ratings.. i hope to be able to talk to you soon.. that's all for now....

Thoughts In My Head Right Now
WELL OBVIOUSLY I'M PISSING OFF FRIENDS OF MINE, LEFT AND RIGHT....I HAVE NO IDEA WHY, BUT THAT'S WHAT SEEMS TO BE HAPPENING. ONE OF THEM THINKS I TEASE HIM BECAUSE I BELIEVE CERTAIN THINGS......WELL I'M LETTING HIM KNOW NOW, I DO NOT. I VALUE HIS FRIENDSHIP VERY MUCH.......ANOTHER, IS LEAVING THIS SITE BECAUSE OF ME....ONE OTHER, IS UPSET WITH ME BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK TO HIM ANYMORE ON MESSENGER. I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO WIN, NO MATTER WHAT I DO. I ACTUALLY ACT MYSELF WITH ONLY A FEW CERTAIN FRIENDS AND I SUPPOSE THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. I'M AN HONEST PERSON AND I ALWAYS ADMIT WHEN I AM WRONG. WELL, I'M NOT ADMITTING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE DONE...ALL I'VE BEEN IS HONEST WITH THESE FRIENDS. (NOT NAMING ANY NAMES) AND THEN, I HAVE MY BEST FRIEND MOVING TO FLORIDA ON THURSDAY....SO I WON'T TALK TO HER AS MUCH AS I USED TO..SHE'S THE ONE I TALK TO ABOUT ALL OF MY "ISSUES". SHE'S MY LAVERNE AND I'M HER SHIRLEY.....OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?!? AN

Go Raiders!
Nine more touchdowns and we match all of last years offensive touchdown count. And we signed our rookie quarterback who will probably suck so GO Daunte! Now if anyone reads this and they are a Raiders fan let me know would like to hear from ya.

My First Mff....what A Blast
Where do I start? I had dated a bisexual woman when I lived in Southern California. She used to work as a stripper at Cheetahs in Vegas. She was very kinky and into some wild sex. One day she called me at work and told me to meet her and Eileen for dinner at a local restaurant. They were already there when I arrived and I joined them at the table. Laura (my gf) leaned over and asked if I was ready for a wild night. Of course I replied yes. Laura told me she was taking Eileen into the bathroom where she was going to make her lick her clean. They got up and disappeared for about 20 minutes. I made a trip to the Men’s room and could hear muffled moans from the ladies room as I walked by. They came out a little flushed, and obviously satisfied. Laura had me lean close, reached into her purse, and pulled out her panties. They were a pair of light blue thongs. She instructed me to go into the bathroom and put them on. I noticed that the thongs were rather soaked and only guess

Good Idea
COPING WITH STRESS A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carr

More Writerly Stuff
I started entering all my stories and markets into that submissions tracker that I linked to yesterday. I am rather excited about it because it's pretty darn easy. I submit to a lot of the same places and it's as easy as scrolling down the markets menu and filling in submission/response received dates. And it calculates the response time for you, meaning at the end of the year when I post my response times for this year I just have to copy it rather than calculating it. The only down side so far is that I'm starting to see just how many markets I've subbed to that have closed down. I'm not planning on adding markets into the database that are now closed or defunct unless I've sold something to them. There doesn't seem to be much of a point. I've entered 5 of my stories into the database and I've hit seven defunct markets already, not including Cthulhu Sex, which gets added because I've sold two stories there. I'm also not sure if I'm going to put agents I've submitted novel quer

The Blessing....
We are alone in this chapel... “What shall we do?” My feet are encased in pink heels. A thin strap embrace my ankles. “We should dance” I look at my husbands lips as he says these words to me. When I think of dancing with him. I think of swaying my body against his. I think of my hips lightly moving. I think of how hard he is against me...always. So dancing...does not mean dancing to me in the strictest sense of the word. It means my hips will move, and his fingers will hold me to him. He does know what I am thinking. My eyes cannot stop sliding down his suit...and stopping on his tie. Pink and satin to match my dress. It brings to mind another day...with cool sheets and lavender candles. My fingers clench in the folds of said dress. I always want to touch his skin. My eyes lift...and slide over his lips. I always want to taste his breath. His hands lie in the pockets of his pants. He stands so casually. He would like me to believe in his stance o

Game 13: Fiji Beat Japan 35-31
Japan: (9) 31 Tries: Thompson 2, Soma Cons: Onishi 2 Pens: Onishi 4 Fiji: (10) 35 Tries: Qera 2, Rabeni, Leawere Cons: Little 3 Pens: Little 3 Gloucester-bound flanker Akapusi Qera scored two tries as Fiji hung on for a thrilling win over Japan in Toulouse. Qera's long-range try lit up an error-strewn first half and his second score on 49 minutes put Fiji 17-12 up. Luke Thompson responded for Japan but a try from Leicester's Seru Rabeni seemed to end the Japanese challenge. But Tomokazu Soma was bundled over on 62 minutes and although Kele Leawere crossed for Fiji, Thompson's second try set up a grandstand finale. "We were disappointed but we got the win," said Saracens' Fijian scrum-half Mosese Rauluni. "We were our own worst enemies. We knew they would play 100 miles an hour. In the first half we were very rusty. We were throwing balls and they didn't stick." Japan coach John Kirwan said: "Obviously we are disappointed with the result. We've had o

When Ure Hero Falls
when your hero falls from grace all fairy tales r uncovered myths exposed and pain magnified the greatest pain discovered u taught me 2 be strong but im confused 2 c u so weak u said never 2 give up and it hurts 2 c u welcome defeat when ure hero falls so do the stars and so does the perception of tomorrow without my hero there is only me alone 2 deal with my sorrow your heart ceases 2 work and your soul is not happy at all what r u expected 2 do when ure only hero falls

Church Bells
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "Oh, Honey, well.... he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong'...." Her grandmother paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, .... "He'd probably still be alive if that damn ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Up Date?
Tired, but that is what is expected after you worked all night. Well, after a quick second of thought, i have added some new content to the page. The bugz thing is a couple of pics i setup for someone who works at Yale, I went to HighSchool with. Yes, I went to school with people who got real hard working jobs, or just high paying ones. Well, this guy had a some what black VW. I use that term because from a distance it looked black. When you got up close how ever, the multiple layers of colors had the effect of looking at wet black tar, with a drop of oil in it. Now that was back in 1990, and before he totaled it. Few years later, he got himself a brand New VW bug. From reports it was black, i just hope he learned to drive wile someone else's mouth was full.

Torchwood: Day One - Saturday Night At 9 E/p On Bbc America
Day One - Saturday, September 15th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America A sex-addicted alien wreaks havoc on Cardiff’s nightlife, leaving a trail of gruesome deaths in its wake. Captain Jack and Torchwood must track down the creature’s new host. In doing so, they confront a violent new form of love in the 21st Century.

R.i.p Serenity Cheyanne Fletcher
TODAY MARKS THE 19TH ANNIVERSARY OF MY MOM'S DEATH, I WANT TO SAY I MISS HER BUT I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO KNOW HER. SHE DIED WHEN I WAS 2, BUT I THINK OF HER EVERYDAY AND I CHERISH THE MEMORIES FROM THE STORIES I HAVE BEEN TOLD ABOUT HER. WELL JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH YA!! HOPE EVERYONE'S HAVIN A HAPPY FRIDAY!!! HIT ME UP IN HU$TLER'S U KNOW U WANNA!!

You Are Not Alone
There will be sorrow there will be tears. There will be sunshine and there will be rain, but through the mists of the hardships I will be there. There will be heartache and there will be anger, but always know you have a friend that cares. Although the miles are long, it wont keep me from reaching out. I will do my best to make you smile even if it is just for alittle while atleast i know i did my part. There will be dreams yet to fill and memories yet to build. always remember you are not alone. i will walk beside you, although i am not there, but look up into the sky and know that I am watching you, cause we are standing under the same big sky. There will be sorrow and there will be tears, but always remember I will always be here for you. I love you my friend. You are not alone.

Ghost Rider Here Looking For Some Love
HEY EVERYONE HERE IS A SHORTY BUT A GOODY CONTEST I'M IN. I ONLY NEED 12,500 COMMENTS TO WIN ME A CORVETTE. SO COME ON HELP A GUY OUT. 2 DAYS TOPS IF EVERYONE COULD HELP ME OUT. HERE IS THE LINK AND THANKS TO ALL WHO HELP OUT. Fire My Words

More On Me
OK - well I am sorry I have not been on lately - my internet at home has been disconnected - I will be on when I can be. I am sorry that I can't talk to yall as much right now. Know that all of you are in my mind and on my heart. Thanks for all the prayers. Keep in touch with me and let me know whats going on with you till we can get back in touch to chat. LOVE AND HUGGS TO ALL MY BUDS PUNK

Salvation
I don't think you fully understand the ramblings of a man who... Pierces steel through flesh just to see the light shine through... And talks to God with no spiritual connections... But still blessed... By a burning abyss of words Just a bit on this side of too complex... So... Torch your "Holy" books... Let them disintigrate to ash... Because the peak of your religious beliefs has already passed... Fools... Screaming out that hatred based on interpretation... Of manuscripts written to try and reign in the nations... Suffocation... Immolation... False prophets lead to depredation... See... What we're facing now is the same situation... That turned Iraq and Iran into such atrocious places... The birthplace of the written word... The cradle of civilization... Turned to "Hell" when they turned to "God" for salvation...

My Mom
Well some good news..She is now home.She goes back monday to have the drain tube removed but she is happy to be home. She still has no feeling or use in the right side of her face but hopefully in time it will come back...She is in good spirits though and making jokes. First thing she said when she walked in the door was gimme a cig lol But she is resting now and doing very well considering everything she has went through...but i also want all of you to understand if u shout me or send a message and i dont answer right away im not ignoring u it means im helping her with something...thank you all for your prayers and well wishes since finding out about the tumor...i have some tuelly awesome friends!!

Rules Of The South
Rules of the south The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-64 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really

Money Is Evil
I don't know what to do when money is so tight and it seems like I'm the only one really legitimately trying to make ends meet. There are bills piling up everywhere and it doesn't seem like we'll ever get them all paid to date. We sleep at way different hours of the day and that is starting to bother me too, I'm a sleep at night mode, and my partner's sleeping in the middle of the day. I guess that's all for now as I have to do some things and then get ready for work. What else can I say? Kendra, I really do love you !!!!

Hell Explained By A Chemistry Student
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their

Attitudes
you know what pisses me off and makes me laugh all at the same time? well there are a few things......so i am just going to start somewhere. girls that give attitude in their "about me" section regarding their private photos...when they are fat and ugly !!!!! who gives a shit really.....if you have photos you really want no one to see then why put them on a website like this? you want people to ask because it makes you feel wanted. and really this applies to even the hot chicks as well....i have read photo folder titles so many times "don't ask to see these or you will be ignored/deleted/burned at the stake...etc" cummon...really? you want people to ask. you love the drama and the "power" there is plenty of tits and ass to see on here but guys want to see EVERY woman naked...i just move right on along. wow i just reread this and i sound like a total asshole !!!! i am actually a nice guy but that irritates me. my 2 cents...a penny for your thoughts

Who Understands Men
The nice men are ugly. Thehandsome men are not nice. The handsome an nice men are gay, The handsome nice and heterosexual men are married.The men who are not so handsome but are nice have no money, The men who are not so handsome but are nice with money think we are only after their money.. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual dont think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautifull that areheterosexual- an somewhat nice an have money are cowards. The men who are somewhat handsome --somewhat nice an have some money and are heterasexual are shy and.... NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE-- The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN

Just Something I Wanted To Share
The following two quotes are from Taylor Hanson. "When you have no light to guide you and no one to walk beside you, I will come to you. When the night is dark and stormy, you won't have to reach out for me, i will come to you." "Sometimes when all your dreams, they have seen better days When you don't know how or why, but you've lost your way Have no fear when your tears are fallin I will hear your spirit callin And I swear that I'll be there, come with me." "We all need somebody we can turn to, someone with no reason to stay. So if you fear that your sun is dying and you need the strength to keep trying, well i'll reach out and take your hand."

Ever Feel Unloved?
Ever feel unloved? I don't mean by paretns, friends, teachers, or bosses. I mean by God. If so here is a checkllist of all the ways He's shown His love for you: For you, He created water, air and food. For you, He made stars, sun and moon. For you, He gave parents, laughter and friends. For you, He gave giftings to serve His ends. For you, He gave His Son to die on the cross. For you, God raised Jesus to give enternal life. For you, God created cats amd dogs to put more spice in life. For you, God sent His Holy Spirit to ocmpodt, counsel and help. For you, God waits, Just for YOU, to help! For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosever beleived on Him shall not persih but have everlasting life. John 3:16 From Carmen-Step of Faith!

Over The Last 5 Years
Looking over the last five years I have come to an understanding that I have experienced ‘most’ of what life has to offer. I lost my father to a heart attack. Someone of whom was my best friend. I broke up with someone that I ‘thought’ was the love of my life, turns out he was a jerk, but I just didn’t know it at the time. I’ve been cheated on and verbally and physically abused by a man. I have been in my share of ‘girl’ fights. I’ve experienced and enjoyed the developments of an unborn child and I gave birth to a beautiful girl. I now have a better working knowledge of parenthood. I have come to understand and love my mother even more because of it. I have dealt with my hand full of heart breaks and I have struggled with dating because I’ve had trust issues in the past. All of which has been dealt with, now I just can’t seem to find the right one. I’ve realized that God has a huge part in my life as far as how life transpires. All of what lies ahead couldn’t possible be all

Comin For Ya Lyrics
Hey Mimi Word? {*dogs barking*} Get em boy.. get em boy! Get em boy! Get em boy! Boyyyyyyy! ("There's nothin you can do..." *repeats in background*) Chorus: DMX (repeat 2X) X is comin' for ya, can't do nothin for ya Cause X is comin' for ya Run, hide, duck, duck We don't give a fuck, fuck [DMX] Look in the mirror (uh) say my name five times Turn out the lights (WHAT?) then I done crooked nine lives Don't get scared now nigga, finish it cause you started it Watch shit grow out of control, now you want no part of it (c'mon) Nigga, where yo' heart at? Tell me what you made of Already lost a stripe cause I know what you afraid of We both know you pussy, but I ain't gonna say nuttin Just hit a nigga off, and you can stay frontin (uhh) I gotcha back for now, till I cased the joint (what?) Plus, give the Feds a real good place to point (what?) and laced the joint, I ain't gonna front I had my hands full Glad to be alive, but you like, that's tha

France Beat Namibia 87-10
France (40) 87 Tries: Heymans, Marty, Dussatoir, Nallet 2, Clerc 3, Bonnaire, Chabal 2, Elissalde, Ibanez Cons: Elissalde 11 Namibia (3) 10 Tries: Langenhoven Cons: Losper Drop-goals: Wessels Hosts France got their stuttering World Cup campaign back on track by recording the largest win in their history. They scored 13 tries against a Namibia side reduced to 14 men after 20 minutes when Jacques Nieuwenhuis was sent off for a high tackle on Sebastien Chabal. Cedric Heymans, David Marty, Thierry Dussatoir, Lionel Nallet (2) and Vincent Clerc crossed before the break. And Julien Bonnaire, Chabal (2), Jean-Baptiste Elissalde, Clerc (2) and Raphael Ibanez added further tries. France are engaged in a three-way fight with Argentina and Ireland for the two quarter-final places in Pool D and they had no margin for error after their 17-12 defeat by the Pumas which opened the tournament. Ireland's subsequent struggles to beat both Georgia and Namibia will have g

Idk
Today is a blah day for me, I lost my dog yesterday. I don't have internet at my house right now. I check this when I can here and there. I won't have my internet back until Oct. 3 because it takes forever for them to come and hook a person up. I'm here watching my friend's kid for a bit and her computers suck. It took forever to get on here. The only good one she has is a mac and I don't like mac. Beggars can't be choosers huh..so anyway Thanks for all the love while I've been gone. Some good news...lol I finally went back to school to finish the pharmacy program I was in. So I'm happy about that among some other things going on in my life. Well I'm out so take care if you have my number don't be a stranger and hit me up :D and Tony if you're reading this please stop texting me forwards LMAO you're my retard always not just for the day :P luv ya peeps bye

Torchwood U.s. Hd Premiere Tonight At 7pm Et/4pm Pt On Hdnet
Everything Changes - Monday, September 17th at 7PM and 10PM and 1AM ET/4PM and 7PM and 10PM PT; Wednesday, September 19th at 11PM and 3AM ET/8PM and Midnight PT on HDNet Tonight on the premiere of Torchwood, when WPC Gwen Cooper witnesses the resurrection of a murder victim, it begins her journey into a dangerous underworld of savage monsters and alien hunters. Her chance encounter with the enigmatic Captain Jack Harkness and the Torchwood team will change her life forever.

What's The Deal?
Please, if anyone knows any GOOD answer for this, let me know. What is the deal or fascination with this hip-hop/rap/ghetto fad going through almost everywhere? The women's attitudes especially. It sounds unprofessional, uneducated, occasionally rude. I've heard of just being crude/rude/unprofessional, but don't add uneducated to those. Hell, I'm crude/rude/& occasionally unprofessional dammit! You can say what you mean & be honest & blunt, without always being an asshole/bitch to people. Trust me, I speak from personal experience..

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Dl Hughley, New O&a Videos, New O&a Audio, New Videos Online, Miss Paltalk Contest - Win Ca$h!!
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's once again Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Joe Elliot impression (yeah, because it's ann 80's reference day for some reason). It's also Hummer Tuesday, Wake Up Your Spouse/Partner/Buddy Tuesday and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday. The one and only DL Hughley is in studio today hanging with the guys. He's playing Town Hall on November 10th, but more importantly, HIS DVD 'UNAPOLOGETIC' GOES ON SALE NEXT WEEK! Thanks to some creative O&A fans, we have some great new AUDIO online: Jimmy Van Halen: We're Back - Pete from MorningSide Soundboard O&A Techno Remix - By Cokelogic Miss Paltalk Contest: OK so every morning we watch the Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex... now they have a chance to make some C

565
Soooo, I'm sort of curious how many comments one gets with a level 22? I've left a butt load of photo comments today. I am gonna try and max em out. I have never maxed my photo comments out. Annnnnnnnnyways - If you wanna come comment where I'm commenting .. ORRRRRR if you just want to leave a 10 or an 11, It would be GREATLY appreciated. MWAHHHH!!!

~q's Of The Day...~
1. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? other than me and the person i dont think so?? lol 2. Do you still talk to the person you kissed last? Yes 3. Have you ever punched a tree? I have punched alot of things and tree has not been one of them. 4. Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? If you work for it sure do 5. Do you watch a lot of TV? Not lately but I sure did watch Evil Dick last night and he will be my new hubby.....lol 6. Have you tried ecstasy? No, don't intend to either 7. Have you ever snuck out of your house? I am grown people 8. Kill or Be killed? it was an "accident"

Late Night Attack
Well last night at 3:30 in the morning I was awoken to pounding on my door. I get up to answer it and there are these two drunk guys asking for my roommate. He wanted his food from my roommate who is nicknamed "Easy". Easy said he didn't have it and the drunk guy got pissy with me and so I told him to quit pounding on my door. Well I shut and locked it and he got really upset at this point and when my roommate got up and answered the door. He repeatedly tried to attack me as I lay in my bed. I was hungover and half-awake....hell I didn't know what was going on hardly. Eventually he got through to me and hit me in my jaw.....lucky bastard got pulled away as I missed his throat with my knife. I guess the moral of the story is...don't deprive drunk people of food. I hate angry drunks......

The Analog Kid
A hot and windy august afternoon Has the trees in constant motion With a flash of silver leaves As theyre rocking in the breeze The boy lies in the grass with one blade Stuck between his teeth A vague sensation quickens In his young and restless heart And a bright and nameless vision Has him longing to depart You move me --- You move me --- With your buildings and your eyes Autumn woods and winter skies You move me --- You move me --- Open sea and city lights Busy streets and dizzy heights You call me --- You call me --- The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs Dances on the edge of his dream And her voice rings in his ears Like the music of the spheres The boy lies in the grass, unmoving Staring at the sky His mother starts to call him As a hawk goes soaring by The boy pulls down his baseball cap And covers up his eyes Too many hands on my time Too many feelings --- Too many things on my mind When I leave I dont know What Im hoping to find

Great Truths About Growing Old
I personally like #6 :) 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. 6) God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever. 7) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 8) Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. 9) The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. 10) Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

50 Cent-candy Shop
My kids love this one but only cause they hear CANDY LMAO!!!! [Intro: 50 Cent] Yeah... Uh huh So seductive [Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia] [50 Cent] I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollipop Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah) [Olivia] I'll take you to the candy shop Boy one taste of what I got I'll have you spending all you got Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah) [Verse 1: 50 Cent] You can have it your way, how do you want it You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho In the hotel or in the back of the rental On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor Have your friends teasing you 'bout how sprung I gotcha Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem Get on to

Update #2
Again for those of you who have been asking, let me bore you with the details of an update on my leg. I am sorry I haven't responded to all emails....but here we go. I have been doing my follow up visits with my family doctor as scheduled. They have now put me on Avinza, which is slow release morphine to try and manage the pain or shut me up one. This is added to the vicodin and valium. So, if I should happen to say something totally out of the ordinary, let's go ahead and blame the drugs. It's makes me completely loopy, but it's not touching the pain. Yesterday was my 2nd wound care visit where they did another skin removal surgery. Another terrible, painful day. They said my leg was worse this week than it was last week. So my question to them was, "well, what are you doing wrong, cause I've done everything you've told me to do." Of course I got no answer. On the 25th of this month, my family doctor is sending me to a vascular surgeon. The allergic reaction from the tatt

Anya's Dungeon Debut Ch. 01
Anya's Dungeon Debut Ch. 01 by LuciousBi-Writes4U © Anya felt the cold, rough, stone walls with one hand and the steel rail with the other as they continued their descent below. As they rounded yet another corkscrew in the spiral stairs she began to doubt herself again. Did she really want to try this? Did she really want to spanked and god knows what else? Did she want to make Tom her pet on a leash? "Well, that part wouldn't be half bad she thought to herself" She had always known that the latex and leather clothes and all the chains and strange looking toys turned her on. But would the actual even turn her on? Would she actually enjoy feeling it done to her? Or enjoy watching someone else do it to the love of her life, Tom? Her stiletto healed lace up black leather boots coming to rest on the bottom step, she steeled herself...it was now our never...dive or run for your life...so she held her breath and dove. It was dark and dank inside the basement dungeon. Yet so

Ty Unloved,...
After a walk through the park, we took a little break at the picnic tables behind the tennis court. We talked for a moment be neither of us could keep our mind on conversation. She was sitting between my legs facing me, running her hands up and down my legs, up to my crotch. She ran her hand over my harding cock. She stopped. She begin to un buckle my belt, but it seemed to me she couldn’t get my belt off fast enough to suit me. I reached down and gave her some help, I couldn’t wait. She took my cock from my pants and begin to stoke me hard, then taking my cock all the way in to her throat. I could feel my cock growing harder as she sucked harder, faster. Both of my hands on her head pulling her hair, almost using it as a guide for her wonderful mouth up and down on my cock. Suddenly she takes me all the way and begins to hold it down the full depth. Moving , shaking her head. I start to moan in my pleasure. Then I erupt with a full load of cum while she still has me all in her

Ty,tony
I watched you rise With virgin eyes Emerging from the ocean; like a phoenix as it flies You kiss my skin Tear flows begin Your beauty and warmth; has bewitched me again ============================================= Songs of ecstasy, love found in lust, the softness of your skin, the heaving of your breasts, just give me one more moment, another life with you, another long embrace, so I can know it's real, do you feel the same way, when I'm brushing back your hair, kissing you so softly, knowing something that's so, Dare we go much farther? Then you unbutton my shirt, you push me on the bed, you start to lift your skirt, hurt can turn to happiness, like pain turned into pleasure, I caress your silky thighs, while you remove your panties, whether we stop here, or continue thru the night, we'll be living lives in ecstasy, we both know it's, biting my neck gently, as I move slowly into you, I hear your moans grow louder, feel you

Myspace Account Has Changed..
to all my friends and family that were on my previous list for harley34_1970 has been deleted...now it is harley_37_2007 or if u cant find me that way try by name harley waite...ty for ur patience on this matter...im starting from scratch...hope to here from all my friend and family new or old....ty harley

Your Hair Smells Nice
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at thecoffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hairsmells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file asexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith. The midget."

~~~in Your Eyes~~~
In Your Eyes by BlueWolf © In your eyes, I saw my future A revelation to my surprise Hopeless to hide any part of me My love for you I cannot disguise From that one precious moment Etched in my heart for all time Your love is my only reason To go on with this life of mine You have captured me so completely All my defenses have met their demise I am a slave to my hearts addiction Every time I look in your eyes To find the love you know is eternal That people search for their whole lives It’s the love I found in you my love From the moment I looked in your eyes...........

Scorpio
SCORPIO * -- Can be mean. -- EXTREMELY sexy. -- Intelligent. -- Energetic. -- Predict future. -- Most erotic. -- Freak in bed. -- GREAT kisser. -- Always get what they want. -- Attractive. -- Easy going. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- Talkative. -- Romantic. -- Caring. -- Artistic -- GREAT friend -- NICE!

Food For Thought
*He who laughs last thinks slowest. *Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. *A day without sunshine is like, well, night. *On the other hand you have different fingers. *Change is inevitable except from a vending machine. *I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. *When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. *Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. *Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't. *I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. *He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged. *You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. *I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. *Honk if you love peace and quiet. *Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? *Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. *It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cos

Yep Not For Minors
I slide my fingers deep inside your body starts to shake the eroctic excstasy makes me high your pleasure is mine to make thoughts of being inside you sends my hopes a soar i think you have no clue how i want to make you scream for more my tongue slowly caresses your body search for your warm and delicious spot my thoughts seem so naughty my tempature is risen cause i feel so damn hot my cock slides between your lips while i am making you so wet you slowly start to arch up your hips and we both beging to sweat you suddenly scream my name my heart fills with joy your life will never be the same because now you don't need a toy written by william p.

Finally
Ok my mom just got a call on her pathology report....It was NON cancerous!!! So now we just have to focuse on her recovering and getting the feeling back in her face...Thank you all of you for being there for me through all of this and praying for my family!!

Update # 3
Well, today was supposed to be my day off from doctor visits for my leg. But around lunch time, I started feeling really bad and running a temperature of 102. I called and they told me to come on in just to be safe. So, since I can't drive right now, I call my best friend and she takes me over and I end up spending most of the day at the hospital. My leg is very infected and cellulitis has set it. GRRRR. Plus I have dehydrated, so I had to get 2 bags of fluids. As usual, my doctor thought I should be admitted and I begged to come home. I can do basically the same thing here that they can do there and be more comfortable. So after much begging, she decides I can come home with the agreement if my temperature goes up, I will agree to being admitted. I got three shots of antibiotic in the ass. They took more blood, and gave me another shot for pain. SO yayyy for more bruises to add to the ones they gave me Monday. I guess it's true...no pain no gain. All I can say is I shoul

Bondage In The Woods
Bondage in the Woods by emu_p © Jane was outside the back door puffing on a cigarette and did not hear me sneak up on her, dressed casually in a T-shirt with no bra the first she realised that I was behind her was when my hands found there way under her shirt to start fondling her nipples. Normally she would object as the house at the end of our garden overlooks us but this week they were away on holiday. She allowed me to continue toying with her nipples until they were fully erect. I bet she thought that next I would yank down her jeans and we'd enjoy a nice, leisurely late evening fuck bent over the patio table. I pressed my erection against her arse as I assume she waited for my hands to move from her breasts to her hips, waiting for me to strip her from her jeans and panties and plunge my hard cock deep inside her. I must admit I thought about it for a moment but I had a far better plan in mind, Jane turned her head to look at me noting the devilish grin on my face as I

A White Rose( For Smeone Special)
A White Rose The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

Writing
Writing Like a poet, I write my twisted, binding words down upon paper. My heart is listening to all the pain and sorrow about it. Yet my soul weeping emotion becomes the reason my words are written down upon a blank piece of paper, which is waiting for the words to be place upon. Will my ghostly writings touch others? Who's to know, but each eager heart and awakening soul that dares to see the message upon the full page. Will the words be clear or lucid as dreams walking within falseness of those, who refuses to see or read the binding words of truth upon the paper? The words upon my sole piece paper begin to flow. Romantic Melancholy is but a lurking dream as the elegant speech within the writing flows like the elements of life are fading upon each stroke of the pen begins to tell a hidden message. Devouring need of the writing becomes the sweet freedom of erasing all the hidden melodrama. Depth within the words becomes the lost passion. Clarity begins erasing the dark c

I Am Just Curious (lol)
HOW MANY LADIES ON HERE DID FRED AKA TALENTED TONGUE WRITE THIS STORY FOR THEM AS HE DID ME.. when i arrive in town, ill get a room for the 2 of us. i'll get showered, and cleaned up from my flight. we'll go out for dinner around 5, or 6 that evening. after that we'll go for drinks, and a little dancing, slow dancing of course, gives me a reason to hold u close to me. after a couple hours of romance we'll head back to room. i'll have a pair of silk shorts on, and u a silk nighty. after we slip under the covers, we'll kiss with extreme passion. as we kiss, i'll carress ur soft breast, then i'll lower my hand to feel ur wetness as i suckle on ur nipples. then i'll move lower only to taste ur sweet nector flowing from ur body. as i caress ur clit with my wet tongue. i'll take u in my mouth so i can play with ur clit. i'll taste every drop of love juice u spill into my mouth. u'll have one orgasm after another. as i crawl up to kiss u so u can taste urself on my lips, u'll put ur arms a

We Just Never Know -prayers For All
my grandson has been thur so much in last few months he was abused by an older boy and now his baseball coach of last two years is dead taking his wife with him and leaving their four children. .we see this alot but never think it could be ones we know and respected.and on the field the coach was great with his kids.he had patients teaching the kids the game.and they were kids that looked up to him.as did the parents.but we just never know.now how do we get the kids to understand this.how does their kids get thur this all.how do we answer why did daddy(coach) take mommy do this .we just never know if you are in an abusive relationship please get out.because it can happen to any of us.prayers for all these precious kids that has to go thur so much they all loved their coach.and their for left without mommy and daddy. ,center>

Guys
Just want to know why....why is it that no matter whether it's on here or in the real world that every guy you meet is interested in only one thing. Like that's all they really need in life. Why is it that no matter how nice a guy seems or how honest and sincere he is, he always wants sex? It's like all they want to talk about and do. Why can't they just be there? Talk about life, anything. I just want someone to care about me for me, not sex. Someone to hold me when I need to be held. Listen when I need to talk. Not judge my previous actions or past mistakes. Embrace my life and choices like I do. Be considerate of my feelings. Support me in my choices. I want a friend and a lover. Why aren't guys the same way?

Missing Him...
As long as you think of me,i'll never be very far.. And the feelings that you have for me,may they fully fill your heart.. Missing you comes so easy,how hard is the pain.. It's like standing naked in a hailing storm,, soaked from the falling rain.. My soul feels like it's been split,cut like a deck of cards.. I feel like half the person,with only half a heart.. But soon all will pass,we two will join as one.. And forever be together,underneath the shining sun.. We'll smile and laugh and let these day's fall behind.. You'll happily call me honey,i'll happily call you mine.. I'll always be youe husband,you'll always be my wife.. And never again be apart for the rest of our lives... My husband Larry wrote this poem for me the day before we got married..Who knew that almost 11 years later i would read it daily,,and miss him with my half a heart.. R.I.P. MY LOVE...

Wow
WOW I think about the moment we met. The first time I saw your beautiful face. That look in your eyes that I’ll never forget. The one that still makes my heart race to this day. Then we spoke. Oh god your voice, so soft and sweet. Such a soothing tone. Right then I knew, you are the woman for me. That hasn’t changed love. You are full of fire, proud and true. Sexy as fuck! And a great mother too. A goddess in bed. Every mans fantasy. The best friend anyone could get. The woman of my dreams. Come get in bed darling. God I love your sweet smell. Your warm touch is so charming. Just makes me melt. Yes rub me love. Slowly up and down. Bringing me to rise up. Fuck yes I love the feeling of your mouth. Mm that’s it take it all the way in. wiggle your tongue up and down my hard shaft. Rub my tender head all over your soft lips. Gripping me tight while you jack. I recognize that devious grin. The one that says, no not yet. Climbing on and gu

Easy Vegan Wheat Bread
Ingredients (use vegan versions): 2 1/2 cups warm water 3 cups whole wheat flour 2 tablespoon of yeast (or two packets) 1/2 cup molasses 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1/4 cup soy milk 3 to 4 cups unbleached white flour 1 teaspoon salt Directions: This is super easy to make. Most of the time is spent letting the dough rise and bake. You don't spend much time in the kitchen...I SWEAR! Mix water, yeast and 1 tablespoon of the molasses together in a large bowl. Pour in the 3 cups of wheat flour and mix well. Cover the bowl with a towel and place in a dry place. Let it sit for a minimum of 20 minutes, up to a day! Fit it into YOUR schedule. Pour in the rest of the molasses, oil, soy milk and salt. Mix together. Begin adding white flour, a 1/2 cup at a time. After the third cup, it begins to get pretty dense. I begin kneading the vegan bread in the bowl and it is still a bit sticky, so I'll add another 1/2 to 1 cup of flour as I knead the vegan

Say Goodbye
TO ALL FAMILY,FRIENDS AND FANS THIS IS HER LAST CONTEST ON FUBAR SHE IS LEAVING,I NEED ALL THE HELP TO SAY GOOD BYE,THE CONTEST WILL END AFTER 3 HOURS AND A HALF TODAY AT 7PM EST SHE IS FALLING BEHIND ALMOST 4000 CAN YOU GO THERE PLEASE AND HELP OUT WITH ONE RATE AND TWENTY COMMENTS FROM EACH???? PLEASEEEEEEEEE I'M SURE WE CAN DO IT LOVE Y'ALL LOTS OF LUV TO EACH ONE OF YA!!!! SMOOCHES HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

Holy Crap This Shit Is Strong
Ok so we bought some Absente Liquer. This shit has been outlawed in the United States for like a 100 years...It was made legal about 3 months ago..I can see why it was made illegal. I have drang one cup of this shit and I am feeling like I have had 4 or 5 shots of Tequila.. It taste like shit and smells like shit but damnit this has become my favorite drink...

Greatest Thing Ever Sent To Me As Of Yet!
she breaks through the darkness with everything that she as lost kisses me now, but dont know the cost she will deny that she hurts the most and will not care if you are anyone that thinks you are more than her she will tear through your world and not give a fuck she stands at the end of the world screaming "death was never free" but i know that my black angel is waiting for me she breaks through the darkness with everything that she hates kisses me now and dont hesitate she will be more than you could ever take staring her pain in the face and accepting its grace she will call it by name, while embracing it she stands for the end of the world screaming "death was never free" but i know my black angel is waiting for me

Chicken Taco Salad
This healthy salad is a Weight Watchers recipes, which means it's good for the diet and filling for the stomach. Ingredients 4 serving olive oil cooking spray (5 one-second sprays per serving) 8 medium corn tortilla(s), cut into 4 wedges each 1/2 tsp. table salt 4 C. romaine lettuce, shredded 1 lb. cooked, skinless chicken breast, shredded 1 C. tomatoes, diced 1/2 C. shredded reduced-fat Mexican cheese 1/2 C. fat-free sour cream 1/4 C. salsa 1/2 tsp. ground cumin, or Adobo seasoning 1/2 tsp. hot pepper sauce Directions Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Coat a large baking sheet with cooking spray. Arrange tortillas on baking sheet; spray tortillas with cooking spray and sprinkle with salt. Bake until golden, about 10 minutes. Arrange tortillas in bottom and up sides of 4 salad bowls. Place 1/4 of lettuce, chicken, tomatoes and cheese in each bowl. In a small bowl, whisk together sour cream, salsa, cumin and pepper sauce. Drizzle about 3 Tbs. dressing over each salad.

Interesting Story
So last night I went over to my friend Melissa house to play some poker and after so many rounds of not winning we had to take a shot of tequila ( jtyl Jose & I broke up a looong time ago due to what is about to transpire) so she decides to bring out her life like hulk doll ...hmm wonder what she is thinking here LOL. So I look over and she is hog tying the hulk with A vacuum cord!!! Upon Seeing this I think I might have peed a little in my pants...So if that’s not funny enough she then decides to get revenge on an ex and print a picture of him and tape it to the hulk's face and writes the following with a black sharpie "You thought you broke my back? Guess what your shit was whack"... I took lots of pics of this scene which kind of looks like a really low budget 1960's porn scene...lol.. stay tuned for pics...

Beginning Chapter...starting To Organize Everything, Let Me Know What You Think!
They say you should “write what you know”. A million novelists and columnists have probably written on this subject, but if I wrote what I knew, it would mostly be a whining diatribe of my personal memoirs. So I choose to write about another subject, perhaps a dream, a figment of my imagination. A fantastical illusion that invaded my subconscious moments…will it make me a million dollars? Probably not. But somehow, getting this out of my head and onto paper makes me feel like I will. This is Josie’s story. She’s your daughter, your grandchild, your lover, your best friend. She’s not perfect, her flaws crawl into your heart of hearts and grab hold before you ever knew she was there. She’s crafty, she’s smart. She’s the girl you perhaps wanted to be, once in your life, but never had the courage. So you can see how she invaded me, caught me off guard in a poem. Her name then was Josephine. -------------------------------------------- It used to be an easy life. Wa

Computer Redneck
Computer Redneck 10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer: The monitor is up on blocks Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them The six front keys have rotted out The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them The numeric keypad only goes up to six The password is BUBBA There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive The keyboard is camouflaged And, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is...... The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'

Flowing Abundance
If you expect to receive value without providing value in return, you will be painfully disappointed. Value, by its very nature, cannot flow only in one direction for very long at all. If you focus only on what you want to acquire, you will experience continuing frustration. Focus instead on all the good and valuable things you have that you can give, and your eyes will be opened to the greatest possibilities. Abundance is a dynamic thing that's always in motion. Like an electric current, if abundance ceases to move, it ceases to be. To experience value flowing into your life, then get value flowing out from you. Remind yourself often that it's really as simple as that. Circumstances will always work against you if you attempt to stop the flow of abundance by seeking to siphon it off just for yourself. Choose instead to support the flow, by giving the same portion of value that you wish to receive, and the abundance in your life will grow strong and vibrant. There are oppo

Sunrise
Sunrise When the sunrise i wish you be here with me. Holding me letting me rest my head on your shoulder as we watch the sunrise. Drinking are morning coffee and talking about how beautiful the sun is in the morning. As we seat on the porch cuddling close from the morning chill in the air. I watch you as the sunrises and think how happy i am that we together and how great its feels to have you here with me. I think of the time we spend together and the talks we have and how much i just love talking to you and watching you. I know for now its just a dream but hopefully someday the dream will come true.

School
GOOD EVENIN I HAVE STARTED SCHOOL, LAST WEEK AN WORK FULL TIME NOW , I WONT BE ON AS MUCH DO TO HOMEWORK AN MY JOB IM ALWAYS BRING WORK HOME NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY TO DO ALL , I WONT BE ON AS MUCH, I WILL COME THROUGH ON THE WEEKENDS AS MUCH AS I CAN, FOR MY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE MADE YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP IN TOUCH MUCH LOVE TO ALL

"men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
Long but very funny & good! Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails

Love & Prayers
UNANSWERED PRAYER? The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head, for a moment, before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. "Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon." "How come He doesn't do it?" she asked. BEING THANKFUL A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says a prayer for you each night? Very commendable. What does she say?" The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!" EXPRESS PRAYER Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip, grandfather (to our son's surprise) asked a very brief blessing on the food. With a gleam in his eye, our son grinned at his Grandfather and said, "You don't pray so long when you're hungry, do you Gr

~ Foot Washing Basins For Muslim Taxi Cabs ~
I am Sorry we do not do these things for any other Religion and i do not think we should start now!!!!! Foot Washing Basins In Muslim Taxi Cab Rank Triggers Uproar. - Post Media Reply INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- A proposal to install special foot washing basins for Muslim taxi cab drivers at the new Indianapolis airport is angering one local pastor. An airport project spokesman says the idea is out of concern for the health and safety of the drivers, but a pastor sees it as state-sponsored religion. During the Sunday sermon at Hope Baptist Church, Pastor Jerry Hillenburg blasted what he described as a secular government "that is condemning Christianity, lifting its support on the government's dime to the religion of Islam. " At issue is a wash room which is designed specifically for Muslims to sit down and wash their feet before they pray. A proposal calls for such a facility to be built in the taxi drivers' lounge at the new Indianapolis International airport, since 80 perc

In Response To Lifesez's Blog
->Psychowolf...: The force is strong in the young padawan..... Leanna_K.O...: oh i see well i am sorry but i think that i am done talking to you... you scare me ->Psychowolf...: I have jedi powers; and monitor the black market trade Leanna_K.O...: but how did you know it happend to me it just is a lil odd i have not said anything to anyone ->Psychowolf...: ive heard rumors on the internets of people buying kids on fubar Leanna_K.O...: no he did not give an amout.... what the fuck how did you know that he wanted to buy my kid ->Psychowolf...: i bet he offered some insane value, like 50k or some shit Leanna_K.O...: it was started cuz i have my son as my prim... how did you know that he wanted to buy my kid ->Psychowolf...: what was he offering, seriously?. What started it? Leanna_K.O...: yes ->Psychowolf...: was some guy offering to buy your kid

Random
Ok so I'm still new to this stuff and I wanted to try out the blog section lol. So I think it is SO funny how these....um...I guess low self esteem people will announce EVERYTHING they are doing...I think its hilarious, it makes me feel like changing my status to...going to wipe my ass after I take a shit..... ahhh how relieving that is....I feel better now :) Thanks for checkin' out my first blog. xoxo

If
If you were in my eyes for one day You could see the full beauty of the joy I find in your eyes And it isn’t magic or loyalty If you were in my heart for a day You would have an idea Of what I feel When you hold me strongly to you Heart to heart, Breathing together Protagonist of your love I don’t know if it’s magic or loyalty If you were in my soul for a day You would know what is inside me That I fell in love At that instant, together with you And what I sense It’s only love.

Kissing Techniques 101... Lol I Did *not* Write It,.. A Repost From Another Site... Just To Lighten The Mood Hehehehe Yes Its Nsfw!!!
Kissing Techniques 101 First things first! It all starts with a kiss and if you are not good at kissing you won't get far enough to get her panties off of her and use your new found oral skills. So I want to share with you first some techniques for driving her wild with a kiss. Many women complain that after they have had sex with a man for a while or are in a relationship with a man that he does not kiss them often enough or long enough. So if you are guilty of this STOP IT NOW! And go kiss your lover like you did in the beginning. Pretend that this is your first kiss for the very first time and try to feel those same feelings all over again. Then kiss her and slowly and passionately make out with her like you used to in when you were first dating. So I am going to share with you some of the do's and don't of kissing, kind of a Kissing Technique 101! Clean Teeth and Fresh Breath: First off, you absolutely must have clean teeth and fresh clean smelling breath. You should have

Has Anyone Seen Commissioner Gordon?
Good Morning. This looks like a job for Commissioner Gordon Batman! September 18, 2007 (FOND DU LAC, Wis.) - It wasn't the Batmobile, but police in Fond du Lac say they found "Batgirl" at the wheel during a traffic stop last week. According to police, a 23-year-old man wearing a Batgirl costume was driving the car when officers pulled it over for not having the headlights on last Thursday night. The driver was cited and released after marijuana was found in the car. A police report says the 21-year-old man with him was on probation and was taken into custody after a test showed he had been drinking alcohol. Ok, I can just see you all now. Pick me! Pick me! Let me just say, what in the world was this dudes deal? First off…Batgirl? I am thinking this dude is as close to the pink panties edge as one can get…I also think his choose of Clothers is not the Men’s Warehouse but DEB’S and Victoria’s Secrets…although I can’t fault him for the latter… So how do we annalize this guys day? I am th

The Bird Feeder
The Bird Feeder Tuesday 09-25-2007 6:56am ET A man bought a bird feeder. He hung it on his back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week he had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of his patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table... everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb the man and try to peck him even though he had fed them out of his own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that he fill it when it got low on food. After a while, the man couldn't even sit on his own back porch anymore. Well, the man took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. He cleaned up their mess and took

Only One Cure For Procrastination.
The only cure for procrastination is action. Go beyond wishing, dreaming, considering, debating the options and get busy making it happen. Yes, it's going to be a little uncomfortable, it's going to involve effort, it's going to require commitment, and you're going to run into difficult challenges. So ask yourself -- do you intend to make it happen or would you rather put it off again and again so that it never gets done? What gets done is what gets done now. In a little while, in a couple of weeks, in a few years, when you get around to it -- these "somedays" never do come. It's helpful to substitute the word "never" for someday, for that will force you to confront the issue. Give yourself the choice between doing it now or doing it never, and you'll be much more likely to do it now, if it's truly important to you. This moment right now is loaded with great value. You can choose to take action, and make that value your own, or you can choose to do nothing and forever leave t

Just Thinking About You.....
thats why i have a steamy little present waiting just for you.. can you guess what it is?let me give you a hint it involves me and you and a quiet evening for two .youll have to wait to find out what else i have in store for you ....

Happiness Is Like A Bank Account
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coiffed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy." Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. "It's a decision I mak

You Have My Heart
You Have My Heart What is? The True Nature of my heart For You? Could it be? Love Forever More. Should I let? My heart Belong 2 You? Or Run away Like I always Do? You Have my Heart Upon the Moment You Whisper Hello From across The Room. My heart Flutter Like wings Of Freedom Within Clouds Paradise. Than You Just Walked Away to Another, As if my Heart Never belong 2 You. You have My Hear, So why Must you Break Into 2? ©2007 Firestar

4 Ever U
4 Ever U One kiss One touch upon My flesh, I 4 Ever belong 2 U. If forever Is What U Wanted. 4 Ever u Will have My Love. A smile That Warms My heart And Soul To life. Never can I Just walk Away From U. Your love Is the Sun And Air about Me. 4 Ever U Will be My Only love. ©Firestar

He Deserves It!!!
Here it is... I entered Baby Boy into a contest that starts tomorrow. Today he gave me his blast, because I was screwed out of mine. I know he has TONS of friends that he helps out. I'm calling in all favors. I want him to have this blast!! Because he truly deserves it, not only because he gave me his today, but because he bends over backwards to help everyone else out!! He takes care of all his friends, now I'm asking everyone to help take care of him!! You won't regret it, honest! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=589480&i=2866277788 Contest will start at 7pm Eastern time on 9-26-07 and Ends at 7 PM Eastern on 9-29-07. Have fun with this alright? NO Drama .. Contest Rules: 1. Most comments win! 2. Comment bombing allowed and encouraged! 3. Self Bombing is advised! 4. No Drama Please, its for fun isn’t it? 5. No harassing of other contestants 6. No Late submissions 7. Prizes will be awarded at close of contest 8. Have Fun with this! Prizes:

The Wooden Spoon
I WILL LET YOU SIT ANY PLACE YOU WANT!!! AND MAKE AS BIG A MESS AS YOU WANT... This one hits close to home(for some) but not you and me. The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hand! s and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoy

Behind The Scene ................................................................
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Stevens Song The 2nd Part
matter transfixed in a vibrant cascade torrents of waves fluxed in paradox ways echoed in symphony like a sharp chord sweeping through distance chaotic discord are you a dreamer? is it in your head? equivilant equations seem distance like answers shifting in ions and particles too webbed in a matrix that cannot remain is it all over again? all over again.... hubble shot skyward and albert was crazed peeks is high functioning mammets insane WHY CANT THE WORLD BLEED? WHY CANT THEY LET IT ALL GO NOW? WHY IS THIS HEATED? WHY MUST WE BLIND OURSELVES WITH THIS MADNESS! SOME SEE A MADMAN BUT I SEE A MAN! SOME SEE A HERO BUT I SEE ONE DAMNED ARE YOU A SACRIFICE? ARE YOU A SELF SACRIFICE?! CUS WHY? WHY why why why why why why why... We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special arent we all?

Birthday Wishes.......
HERE'S A NOTE TO ALL FO YOU WHO SENT ME BIRTHDAY WISHES AND GIFTS. IT IS SO HARD TO GO THROUGH AND TAKE TIME TO SAY A PERSONAL THANK YOU TO EACH OF YOU, SO I AM DOING IT THIS WAY! WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE AND TRAVELLING I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD MUCH TIME TO PLAY HERE ;) WHICH IS WHY I AM JUST NOW BACK ON HERE. ANYWAY THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH FOR YOUR WONDERFUL NOTES COMMENTS AND SPECIAL LITTLE GIFTS. I AM VERY GREATFUL TO YOU ALL. XOXOX ~TANIA~

Love
english translation for a most wonderful indian song which i always love.hope u all like it too fanaa....... fanaa......... "Salvation........Salvation......" yaakkai thiri kaadhal sudar - anbae "O love,The body is the wick and love is the flame," jeevan nadhi kaadhal kadal - nenjae "My heart,Life is a river whilst love is the ocean" piRavi pizhai kaadhal thirutham nenjae "My heart,The sin of birth is rectified by love" irudhayam kal kaadhal siRpam anbae "o love, The heart is mere stone whilst love is the sculpture" yaakai thiri kaadhal sudar - fanaa "The body is the wick and love is the flame" thoduvoam thodarvoam padarvoam maRavoam thuRavoam "We will touch love, we will continue love, we will spread love, we will not forget love , we will not renounce love" thoduvoam thodarvoam padarvoam maRavoam iRavoam "We will touch love, we will continue love, we will spread love, we will not forget love , we will not die" thoduvoam thodarvoam padarvoam maRav

9-26-07
You're the master of compromise -- though today, you may have to negotiate with different aspects of yourself. That's not as hard as it sounds, though it may take a while to figure it all out. ........................................................ Help me decide what I need to do!!!!!

I'm Not Racist But Its True
You call me: "redneck" "Hillbilly" "Slaker" "Cracker" "Honkey" "Whitey" "Gringo" "Sage" and you think it's OK. But when I call you: jungle bunny spear chunker coon wet back jiggaboo porch monkey sand nigger rag head towelhead Camel Jockey Gook Spook NIGGER KIKE slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that you

Life
shut down who are you I see no one in my truth you are gone from me why did you leave despair you have escaped but love and compassion you have lost what are you thinking you not only left me, you abandoned her too you wanted to hurt me but you have destroyed her you should have thought of the ones you left behind and their pain I wish i could make things right but you have destroyed all her faith in you Why Why Why did you hide and leave the way you did? she wanted and needed you I will do my best to help her get through her loss but the pain can never bring you back hope you are happy now bless all

Stuttering Cat
A teacher is teaching biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she explained. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she said. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident and why she thought the cat stuttered. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back,went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"

Adult Sex Quiz
I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK NOT SENDING THIS AS YOU WILL SEE AT THE BOTTOM!! Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred

Slow Dance
SLOW DANCE have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round, or listened to rain slapping the ground? ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight, or gazed at the sun into the fading night? you'd better slow down don't dance so fast time is short the music won't last do you run through each day on the fly, when you ask "How are you"? do you hear the reply? when the day is done do you lie in your bed, with the next hundred chores running through your head? you'd better slow down don't dance so fast time is short the music won't last ever told your child, we'll do it tomorrow and in your heart not seen the sorrow? ever lost touch, let a good friendship die, 'cause you never had time to call and say "hi"? you'd better slow down don't dance so fast time is short the music won't last when you run so fast to get somewhere you miss half the fun of getting there when you worry and hurry through your day, it is like and unopened gift....thrown away life is not a race

I Just Fell In Love!
me and a coworker were going to the post office and I saw this guy... HITTING A BABY KITTEN WITH A FOLDER! So I immediately ran over to the kitten and started screaming at the man to leave him alone. And I cuddled said kitty and I held him and I gave him a name and he purred in my arms... Oh I wanted to keep him so bad! But then he ran away. That's how I know it was a MALE kitten. :p But yeah I fell in love with the kitteh. :D

Golden............
The love of our neighbor in all its fullness simply means being able to say to him: "What are you going through?" --Simone Weil Love is listening to our friends and really hearing what they have to say. Sometimes we find it hard to listen because we are so full of ourselves. We don't hear well when we stop listening and start thinking about our own responses. We feel most heard when someone doesn't try to fix us or give us all the answers. Mostly, we need a friend to let us pour our hearts out, to tell our stories to. In giving another the same attention we'd like to have, we live by the Golden Rule, and we allow ourselves the rewards of true friendship. Today let me bring a friend my undivided attention

Piss Poor Woman
Hartlepool, England - A 27-year-old man faces jail time for urinating on a disabled woman while she was dying in the street. Christine Lakinski, 50, was walking home with a box of laminate flooring when she became ill and fell in a doorway. Anthony Anderson was smoking pot and drinking, when he and two friends ran into her. He yelled “This is YouTube material” as he was taped on a cell phone throwing a bucket of water on the sick woman, urinating on her and covering her body with shaving cream. Lakinski, who suffered various medical conditions was later pronounced dead of pancreatic failure.

Yea
So i took the glasses off just to see what i could see so i took the mirror down not happy with that image of me Who cares what has been done so far but ill be damned if ill go on knowing im just another toilet seat that keeps getting pissed on So many times i have thrown up my hands and let them have there way just hopeing that eventually i might just get my day Im tired of screaming quietly while others scream aloud when will i get my turn to speak where is my waiting crowd I cut myself to pieces so that every one could share not knowing they'd take all of me and leave nothing to spare I think it's time i just let go and except that im off track letting everyone walk all over me thinking they have my back So i guess i should just shut my mouth let my hurting slowly die i guess words are meaningless cause they always become lies

Dirty Clothes
Neil: Come on guys, I don't think we should let this experience bring us down. After all, what's so wrong with dirty clothes anyway? Rick: Yeah! you know, what they say - dirty pants, clean botty. Mike: Dirty duvet, dirty mind. Vyvyan: Yeah - my knickers are so old, it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together. (Bambi)

You Fake!!!!!
DAVID THEODORE CHRISTENSEN IS NOT WHO HE CLAIMS TO BE HE IS A FAKE HE HAS BEEN KNOWN AS FlyingChevyDuck,OldDave,SatansHelper,SatanSpawn,SatanSpawn====BF To The One And Only LIL ANGEL,I_KILL_FOR_FUN,I_KILL_FOR_FUN_LOL_I_DO_AS_I_PLEASE,Thumper THUMP,ImAFraud,and theres no telling what he is now.HE IS NOT 28 HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY AND DOES NOT WORK FOR GENERAL MOTORS IN FACT HE IS 35 YR OLD WHO WORKS FOR HIS DAD BEING A MAINTANENCE MAN AND AS FAR AS THE PICTURES THAT HE USES THEY ARE NOT HIM EVEN THE NUDES THEY ARE ALL PICS OF HIS NEPHEWS FRIEND NOW WHAT GUY IN HIS RIGHT MIND IS GOING TO TAKE NUDES OF ANOTHER GUY AND PASS THEM OFF AS HIS OWN THATS SICK AND TWISTED DAMN DUDE ARE YOU THAT ASHAMED OF WHAT YOU HAVE THAT YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND AND USE SOMEONE ESLES PICS AS YOUR OWN PLUS YOU ALSO GO AROUND AND PREY ON INNOCENT WOMAN FILLING THIER HEADS WITH ALL YOUR BULLSHIT LAME FANTASY WORLD STORIES SAYING YOU HAVE BEEN HERE AND DONE THAT AND THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDASITY TO GO EVEN FURTH

Congress Quietly Approves Billions More For Iraq War
Congress Quietly Approves Billions More for Iraq War ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Hates 800 FEMA Concentration Camps Date: 29 Sep 2007, 10:45 Congress Quietly Approves Billions More for Iraq War----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Special Thanks: Guinea: The 1930's Smut PeddlerDate: Sep 29, 2007 6:39 AMCongress Quietly Approves Billions More for Iraq WarThe NationThe Senate agreed on Thursday to increase the federal debt limit by $850 billion -- from $8.965 trillion to $9.815 trillion -- and then proceeded to approve a stop-gap spending bill that gives the Bush White House at least $9 billion in new funding for its war in Iraq.Additionally, the administration has been given emergency authority to tap further into a $70 billion "bridge fund" to provide new infusions of money for the occupation while the Congress works on appropriations bills for the Department of Defense and other agencies.Translation: Under the guise

Classic
If I Should stay I would only be in your way So I'll go But I know I'll think of you every step of the way And I... Will always Love you Will always Love you You My darling you Bittersweet Memories That is all I'm taking with me So good-bye Please don't cry We both know I'm not what you You need And I... Will always love you I... Will always love you I hope life treats you kind And I hope you have all you've dreamed of And I wish you joy and happiness But above all this I wish you love And I... Will always love you I... Will always love you

Asian Style Snap - - Orange Almond Biscuit
Like the traditional brandy snap, these biscuits can easily be shaped into a basket by moulding over an upturned glass. They taste great alone as a flat cookie, or shaped into baskets and filled with a sweet filling such as Ginger Ice Cream or poached fruit. Instead of baskets, you can also shape them into wrappers and fill with whipped cream or edible rice paper. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups granulated sugar * 2 1/2 cups ground almonds * 1 cup pastry flour * 125 grams butter, melted * 1 cup orange juice, or as needed PREPARATION: 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (170 degrees C.) 2. Combine the granulated sugar, ground almonds, and pastry flour. Incorporate the melted butter and orange juice. If the batter is too dry, add 2 to 3 tablespoons more orange juice (I usually add 2 tablespoons). 3.To make wrappers or just a plain cookie, drop teaspoons of batter onto a nonstick baking sheet. To make baskets, drop tablespoons of batter onto the baking

Beef Brisket With Fruits And Sweet Potatoes
serves 6 1 tbsp vegetable oil 2 large onions, sliced 2 1/2 to 3-pound beef brisket 2 cups water 3/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp ground black pepper 6 medium sweet potatoes, peeled and quartered lengthwise 1/2 cup dried prunes 1/4 cup dried apricot halves In a large Dutch oven or cooking pot, cook onions over low heat, stirring occasionally, until golden. Remove onions to a bowl and set aside. Brown the brisket well on all sides in the same pot. Return onions and their drippings to the pot; add the water, salt and pepper. Bring liquid to a boil, reduce heat, cover, and simmer 1 to 1 1/2 hours or until the brisket is almost tender. Add the sweet potatoes, prunes, and apricot halves. Cover pot and continue cooking until the sweet potatoes are tender, abut 20 to 25 minutes. Remove brisket from the pot and slice it thinly across the grain. Transfer the sliced meat to a large, shallow casserole dish with the slices overlapping one another. Using a slotted spoon, scoop the fruits and p

Fbi Thought Bombs Brought Down Towers On 9/11
FBI Thought Bombs Brought Down Towers On 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 01 Oct 2007, 06:29 FBI Thought Bombs Brought Down Towers On 9/11 According to a terror expert interviewed by USA Today on 9/11, the FBI's initial working premise was that trucks packed with explosives aided the collapse of the twin towers, a fact that dovetails with reports of middle easterners being arrested after running away from truck bombs that later exploded that day. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/011007_thought_bombs.htm

Meet Me In Your Dreams
As you lay and drift to sleep, Think of me, My hand gently touching the side of your face, My lips resting softly against yours, Legs entwined, Warm bodies together, Breaths that mingle, Thoughts of each other, While I sleep alone, I can feel your arms, And I miss you, Shortly you'll be by my side, All of my thoughts will be real, My heart aches for that moment, And I know it will be soon, Sleep well my darling, And think of me, Let me follow your thoughts, And meet you in your dreams. RR

Dreaming
Don't wake me, it's much too nice, This dream I'm having, safety from the vice. "I still miss you, come what may..." It is here that I again hear these words you say. Please don't touch me, you'll break it to pieces, What I have wanted for so long is now within my reaches. Don't wake me, I'm begging please, Get up off your knees; I don't want to leave here, it's so peaceful, Peace only found under the sacred steeple. Nothing is sacred, not even to us, Mixed company, broken promises, overused crutch. Wake me now, and let me die forever This life has become too much to endeavor. Please, Dear, I miss you but, The pressure on me is way too much. A land of wonder, no pain here, And everyone that I once held dear. I wish you could be in this place, But pain shatters the vision from your face. A vicious cycle, sleep and wake, Heart-shattering soul quake.

And Since I Know Better...
than just to credit the pianist in a concerto recording (a> one, which I just stashed) - the conductor was Howard Griffiths, the orchestra the English Chamber Orchestra. Lovely piece, hear it some way or another. (The "Köchel" catalog number is 488 - opus numbers were used near Mozart's lifetime but were conflicting and even more confusing...) Best wishes!

Control Freak
OMG you all. I only just realized that I am indeed a control freak. Thank the powers that be that I understand that there are LEVELS of control. For instance, I want to know what's gonna happen so I can change it. I understand one thing about ME now...I NEED to know what's going to happen. I'm frustrated as hell that we didn't get the RENT house that we wanted. I'll continue looking. But I had my heart set on that place............. I've really just understood my need for control. I want - no I NEED to know what is going on. Then I can decide for myself if it's good for me. Is this wrong?

Friends It Has Been Along Hard Road
Friends it has been along hard road, many tears have been shed. There has been some good times, i know that i havent always been the best of friend for you, but i do try. Friends it has been along hard road, for me it has been a struggle. Trying to open my eyes to the beauty that you see in me i still have a hard time seeing it, maybe someday i will see it. Friends it has been along hard road sometimes i feel the end is near, but you make me see it differently. You have brought sunshine into my life, you make the dark clouds disappear. Friends it has been along hard road, sometimes is say things that i dont mean and God knows i never want to hurt you. Friends it has been along hard road and sometimes i feel like giving up that nothing else matters, but of course my friend you wont let me, and i thank you for that. Friends it has been along hard, but through the tears and the pain you have been there for me, you cared enough to love me for who i was, and

Need Leveled Oct 2nd
IF ANYONE ELSE NEEDS LEVELING, PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN ADD YOU!! 4,927 Points to go! ~~Ozzfanatic2~~Wicked Storm Crew~~@ fubar 3,895 Points to go! kitten ~**~Wicked Storm Crew Levelers & Bombers ™ ~**~@ fubar

Dog For Sale
Dog For Sale: OR free to good home. Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as " holy sh*t!! " Your help will be appreciated.

Atlanta Here I Come
Ok darklings. I'm off to ATLANTA next week.I'll be arriving on the 10th and leaving early morning of the 15th.I will be at Domcon.I will have 4x6 photo's available for sale . PHOTOG'S:I still have open time slots available for shoots if you're interested in shooting with me. I will NOT be staying at the hotel however.I have the honour of staying with Savage Ron and his beloved pet ,Emily, for the duration of my stay. I'm looking forward to seeing old friends again and making and meeting some new ones while I'm there. If you still need to register go to www.domconatlanta.com . See you there darklings. Dark embraces and bloody kisses, Jezebel Tempting

My Own Prison
CREED LYRICS "My Own Prison" A court is in session, a verdict is in No appeal on the docket today Just my own sin The walls are cold and pale The cage made of steel Screams fill the room Alone I drop and kneel Silence now the sound My breath the only motion around Demons cluttering around My face showing no emotion Shackled by my sentence Expecting no return Here there is no penance My skin begins to burn (And I said oh) So I held my head up high Hiding hate that burns inside Which only fuels their selfish pride (And I said oh) We're all held captive Out from the sun A sun that shines on only some We the meek are all in one I hear a thunder in the distance See a vision of a cross I feel the pain that was given On that sad day of loss A lion roars in the darkness Only he holds the key A light to free me from my burden And grant me life eternally Should have been dead On a Sunday morning Banging my head No time for mourning Ain't got no time

Unknown Soldier
BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS "Unknown Soldier" Border line, Dead inside. I don't mind, Falling to pieces. Count me in, violent Let's begin, feeding the sickness. How do I simplify, Dislocate - the enemy's on the way. [Chorus:] Show me what it's like To dream in black and white, So I can leave this world tonight. Full of fear, Ever clear. I'll be here, Fighting forever. Curious, Venomous, You'll find me Climbing to heaven. Never mind, Turn back time. You'll be fine - I will get left behind. [Chorus] Holding on too tight. Breathe the breath of life, So I can leave this world behind. It only hurts just once. They're only broken bones. Hide the hate inside. Oh. [Very quiet voice:] Forever ... one I'll be fine [Chorus] Holding on too tight. Breathe the breath of life, So I can leave this world behind.

Help Find A Cure - Passion For Pink Collection
Breast Cancer Awareness Among women, breast cancer is the most common cancer and second leading cause of cancer death. Breast cancer affects one out of every eight women, and one woman out of 33 with breast cancer will die this year. How you can help You can help fund breast cancer research and public awareness through Passion Parties during the month of October. In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Passion Parties has joined forces with the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation by creating a special "Passion for Pink Collection". For each collection sold by October 31, 2007, Passion Parties will donate $5.00 to the Passion Parties Charitable Foundation (PPCF). If you're interested in helping the cause and purchasing a Passion for Pink Collection, please go to my website xtcbliss.com and shop online securely. If you have any questions, as always, feel free to contact me. Thanks! Lalaine Perez Passion Consultant / Team Leader Email: lalaine@xtcbliss.co

Bruce Asks Mr Smith For Jenny's Hand
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine." By this time, Mr. Smith is a little sh

Endless Cycle Ends
Holding on my soul rests it's course running for long it's so tired now. Endless searching rampant, random hearts colliding in this never ending cycle. Meeting, hello, I love, goodbye Then careening away to crash again with a renewed vengeance. Suddenly, a stranger, reaching through electronic waves, grabs my heart without seeing, without touching. I fall for this online caress. Crashing heart-to-heart one final time. Holding on My soul rests it's course And my cycle ends-- with love.

For Those Of You That Are More Apt To Read Blogs Here Goes :)
My Friend Mary aka Happy Country Girl is in a Contest for a Months Blast .. The winner will be chosen by the most rates/comments on her pic .. Im really hoping some of my friends and those who i've helped in the past will come by and show her some Contest Luv ! .. She's a Sweetheart of a friend ( actually one in a million ) and I know she's really appreciate it a LOT .. Below is the link to her Contest pic so please take a few and come visit .. leave some luv and introduce yourself to one hell of a good person .. Thanks ya'll MUAHS*******

Seemann (seaman)
Come in my boat a storm is rising and it is becoming night Where do you want to go so completely alone you are drifting away Who will hold your hand when it pulls you under Where do you want to go so boundless the cold sea Come in my boat the autumn wind holds the sails taut Now you are standing by the lantern with tears in your face the daylight falls on the side the autumn wind sweeps the streets clear Now you are standing by the lantern you have tears in your face the evening light chases away the shadows time stands still and it becomes autumn Come in my boat longing will be the helmsman Come in my boat the best seaman was I Now you are standing by the lantern you have tears in your face you take the fire from the candle time stands still and it becomes autumn They only spoke of your mother only the night is so merciless at the end I am left alone time stands still and I am cold

Women And Wolves
A healthy woman is much like a wolf, strong life force, life-giving, territorily aware, intuitive and loyal. Yet seperation from her wildish nature causes a woman to become meager, anxious, and fearful. The wild nature carries the medicine for all things. She carries stories, dreams, words and songs. She carries everything a woman needs to be and know. She is the essence of the female soul... With the wild nature as ally and teacher, we see not through two eyes only, but through the many eyes of intuition. With intuition we are like the starry night, we gaze at the world through a thousand eyes. It does not mean to lose one's primary socializations. It means quite the opposite. The wild nature has a vast integrity to it. It means to establish territory, to find one's pack, to be in one's body with certainty and pride, to speak and act in one's behalf, to be aware, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition, to find what one belongs to, to rise with dignity, to proceed

Evanescence-call Me When You're Sober
Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Should I let you fall? Lose it all? So maybe you can remember yourself. Can't keep believing, We're only deceiving ourselves . And I'm sick of the lie, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Couldn't take the blame. Sick with shame. Must be exhausting to lose your own game. Selfishly hated, No wonder you're jaded. You can't play the victim this time, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. You never call me when you're sober. You only want it cause it's over, It's over. How could I have burned paradise? How could I - you were never mine. So don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. Don't lie to me, Just get your things. I've made up

~ More Chinese-made Products Recalled For Lead ~
Chinese-made products recalled for lead By NATASHA T. METZLER, Associated Press Writer1 hour, 54 minutes ago More than a half-million Chinese-made products were recalled Thursday, including "Pirates of the Caribbean" and Baby Einstein toys, because they contain dangerous levels of lead. Coin-shaped "Pirates of the Caribbean" flashlights and soft, textured Baby Einstein blocks were among the 544,000 products recalled, the Consumer Product Safety Commission announced. The recall also includes Totally Me! Funky Room Decor Set decorating kits imported and sold by Toys "R" Us Inc. and a variety of wooden toys imported and sold by KB Toys Inc. The flashlight's leather strap, the back of the decorating kit's mirror, the blue Baby Einstein block and the wooden toys have surface paint that contains high levels of lead, which is toxic if ingested by young children. Under current regulations, children's products found to have more than .06 percent lead accessible to users are subject

Viagra
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Via

585
Soooo... I was bored and I decided to sign up for this...It seems kinda interesting..Sorta.. Soooo...Call me, I dare ya! http://callme.jangl.com/brattybytch@fubar.com Copy & paste that to sign up & get the number to call. :)

Come Dance With Me
Come Dance With Me by BlueWolf © Come dream with me as we dance in the moonlight under a starlit sky. Let the music lead you to secret places as you draw me even closer. Let my fingers trail the atlas of your face to your lips - where I might find a kiss for every star and a sigh for every ocean. Erotic fragrances fill the air like perfumes of the universe they bathe my soul with their intoxicating scent. My hair drifts between your fingers like tendrils of gossamer as my lips brush against your cheek. My breath, now ragged - my heart beating wildly my eyes wide with wonder as I wait to feel your lips caress my shaking shoulders.............

Cybersex Chat
Cybersex Chat Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of Cybersex. Then again, maybe he does.... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candle

Freedom Of Speech And Freedom Of Expression And The Press
lemme get something streight.... while niggers call me honkey and other racist remarks on here i can not have No Niggers! as a blast? a nigger can call me a white bitch or a honkey but i cant say nigger? well to all the nigger lovers and all the niggers out there you should be done away with like hitler did the nasty ass jews. how bout that? aww.... did i hit a nerve? niggers whine and complain about rights and shit but i have no right to express myself to to freedom of speech? fuck you! nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigge

Kick Me When I'm Down!!!
I was just catching up when.... Error: you've reached the daily photo comments limit for your user level. I'm all out....Help!!!!!!!!! My kitty needs Comments and Rates....any help will be Greatly Appreciated!!

Anticipation By Sacura
Anticipation by Sacura © Oh! Please don't stop! Oh Fuck! I'm almost there.... Oh...oh... *beep beep beep* Ugh! The sound of my alarm ruined a perfect dream. My fingers were toying with my nipples as my hips wiggled in anticipation of my dreamtime orgasm. As I groggily stretch and begin to focus, I remember what day it is. My lover is coming home today! This is my last morning waking alone. In just 3 short hours, I'd be in the arms of the man I love and by far the best lover I've ever had. It isn't that he has the body of a god or a cock like a porn star. Rather, he is erotic...sensual...adventurous. Oh, don't get me wrong – he has an amazing cock. It's just the right size for any and every opportunity and hard as a rock. Any bigger and it would be too big for some of my favorite activities. He is tough looking, tattoos covering his arms and well placed scars that give him that air of intrigue and add to his sexual draw. The thing about him that captured me, however, is th

Anybody Up For It?
Anybody Up For It? by Cat_photobuff © Aww what a waste! All you guys out there, reading my stories, playing with yourselves as you imagine being one of the characters, stroking your delicious cocks. I'm here all alone, not a cock in sight. Its my second favorite past time, right after writing this stuff, playtime with a cock. Doesn't anybody want to join me? Let me describe a typical movie night at home with me: I like to sit on a nice comfy couch with a man, watching a good movie, my hand resting gently on his lap. I'm in my little boxer shorts and tank top and he's wearing just a pair of sleep pants. While I'm all curled up in his arms I start to lightly caress his balls. Then raking my fingernails up and down the shaft, I can feel the stiffness, as his lovely cock starts to twitch a bit. I like it when men play with my breasts, rolling my nipples around between thumb and forefinger. I could have my breasts massaged for hours and never grow tired of it. Once a man's prick i

Along Came Julie
Along Came Julie by Lil_kitty © I was home alone; without boyfriend to call (I didn't want one) or a family to hang out with (they were out on a holiday for 3 days) . Normally I really like to stay alone, but not when I'm horny. In such moments you just want someone to get inside you and fuck your brains out. And it drives you insane when there's no one to do it, especially since you can't just relieve yourself on your own. Once you're used to long equipments, short fingers just don't satisfy you anymore (especially when they belong to you). Too bored to stay stuck, I opened the computer and got online. To my luck a girlfriend of mine was also there. She's bi(sexual) and that's the only part of her that's not a part of me. But anyway, we got to talk and I told her that I was lonely and so horny that I could easily insert the largest thing I could find to release it. Afterwards she asked me if I'd like her to come over and help me with this problem, saying she's got exactly what

Last Bit Of News For A Bit
Well.... I won't be online again until October 15th sometime.By that time I'll be back from Domcon... and I'll be getting ready for my birthday. If you have my number I wanted to let you know.. don't call it.. I won't be answering...lol (not gonna be here....) I'm gonna go enjoy being bound and flogged and who knows what other trouble I can create while in Atlanta.(Ron... am just about ready for my tour..lol)'' Right now am finishing getting ready to be a stage girl at the NightMoves Magazine Adult Entertainment Awards on Monday evening.Then it's off to Atlanta. Once back.. it's time to get ready for a party for my birthday(or hatching day as i call it).Then it's some final rehearsals for the Taboo Masquerade Ball on the 27th. Enjoy the rest of your weekend darklings and I'll be in touch when I get back. Dark embraces and bloody kisses, Jezebel Tempting

Help With Leveling?
My awesome friend Fuchead is ready to level. He only needs less than 1500. I've already rated all his pix, so I am no help to him today. :( Will you show him some love please? It is greatly appreciated.:) Ladies, he's hot too! Here's a link. Check him out... fuchead the second@ fubar

Roo's 3 Month Vip Contest
a new contest is in place. Here are the rules: Im going to need 14 contestants who submit their photos via private message for me to post. The first picture to get to 30,000 comments wins. The winner will receive a 3-month VIP upon reaching the 30,000 comments. Second place will receive a 1-month VIP Third place will receive a 3-day blast. All other contestants, gifts. Contest will last one week. Ill give you a status update on when this will be (of course after receiving all 14 contestants) **No NSFW pictures** FYI: For those that already have a VIP can change the 1st place to a 1-month blast instead of a 3-month VIP. Update: 11 contestants already. Still need 3 more people. As a heads up, after receiving all 14 contestants, ill give a half hour warning to provide time for bulletins and mass messages to your friends. Wanna make it fair. Roo's link ... ®Øó™@ fubar Thanx, Roo

Life
Life is full of ups and downs, good times and bad times. Life is full of tears, and laughter. Life is like a roller coaster ride, sometimes we are up on top of the world and sometimes we are at the bottom, trying to find your way to the top again. Life isnt easy but who ever said it was. We live our life one step at a time, one foot in front of the other. We only have one life to live, so make someone smile today, make someone laugh even if it is for only alittle while. For if i have made you smile, then i have done my job. You have made me smile. You have made me laugh. You made the sun shine and i will never forget the love that you showed. Life means nothing when there is no friends to share the happy times or even the sad times. Life is tough but easier when you have friends to share it with. Life is tough, but whoever said that it was a bed of roses. Through the tough times we learn to be strong. through our tears we learn to live. Life to me is h

Contest Starts Next Saturday
Contest is starting soon get your bombers ready i will open the folder next saturday at 11pm . this is evening not morning . and will close it the following saturday at 11pm . So if your entered thank you if you would like to enter still time. i will accept enteries up to saturday at 10pm . thanks and good luck to all bingo

Cool Cotton
Cool Cotton by guruchelles © I lie in bed. I am cold; my fingers especially. I bury them under my arms, closer to my warmer core. But the furnace needs to be stoked. I imagine fluffers on a porn set. I once read that they don't actually exist, that it is so hard to become a male porn star that if you need a fluffer, well then, you just don't make it in the industry. I remember footage I have seen of oiled up, muscled 'actors' vaguely watching the squeaky scene before theirs' while slowly rubbing their own cocks. It does not turn me on. But I want something to. I want to feel the full, clenching ecstasy of my orgasm before rolling over in my friction-warmed sheets and pressing my thighs together to send aftershocks through my clitoris. But I am sleepy. Maybe not tonight. Maybe I'll wait. I turn my left cheek towards the pillow as my right as my right hand slides down between my legs. I cup the mound of my pussy, just resting there, just feeling its soft warmth. My palm is tick

Recycled Bullets
Recycled Bullets 2007 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin Bugs Bunny was smarter... (12 May 2007, Lake Luzerne, New York) Adult survivors of the teenage years are well aware that teenager exists in a private world where he already knows everything he needs to know. Here is the story of one teenager who was finally prompted to reconsider his mental acumen, and admit that he not only doesn't know everything, he really doesn't know anything. In a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon, Falling Hare, the wascally wabbit matches wits with a gremlin at a US airbase. The gremlin is bashing a bombshell with a mallet in an attempt to detonate it, and Bugs Bunny comes up and asks if he can have "a whack at it". Just before the mallet hits the bombshell, Bugs stops and screams, "WHAT AM I DOING?!!" The subject of today's story did not have the epiphany that Bugs had. This 18 year old decided he needed money, probably for beer -- I recall being 18 once. The problem now becomes how to ra

Sooooo Bored
yup thats right people im super bored today. i woke up with a fever. i went to the doctor today & he told me i had the flu. ain't that just peachy? lol. i missed class today too. oh well. even if i had gone i prolly wouldn't have paid the prof any attention anyway. jeez....someone call me or email me or something...im going crazy over here

On Samhain’s Eve
On Samhain’s Eve in the healers hall, Alone in the wounded, lonely dark, Will you feel your flesh beneath your skin And touch fear in your murmuring heart? With the leaves dying fast upon the limb, The slashing rain’s a mourning cloak The old healer’s arts may bring you joy. His reasoned, cultured hands may choke. Will you curl against the window’s bars Which mock the freeness of your breath? Will you hear the rain’s doubts on the glass And heed the winds that whisper "death"? Cut off from all that you know and love, Will you walk with your reasoned tread? Or will you yet heed your tingling neck And own the fear of nameless dread? The Witching hour approaches near – Awaiting, waiting – nothing breathes. The spell is wrought – the path is set For good or ill on Samhain’s Eve.

Time To Vent
Just wanted to say thanks to everyone on here who actually talk to me about things other than SEX!!! Life is not all about sex with me! It's all about my new addition!!!! However, I use yahoo to chat with people about anything they'd like!!! If I'm on yahoo, than the convo is open to ANYTHING you'd like to talk about!!!!!! I do have a cam and yes I do like to be on cam for guys... don't be shy... just ask and most of the time I'm up for it!!!! If I say no... leave it at that... you WILL NOT be able to change my mind... so don't try!!!! My yahoo is want2play6917!!!!! I'll be on later... hope to see some of you there! MUAH

Things On My Mind
Alright so i've been staying pretty busy w/ work and my daughter. Although the one bad thing aobut work is i have time to think and ponder things that I shouldn't. So since the end of my last relationship I have relized many things that maybe i wouldn't have for a bit. I have more self confendience then I was having. The great rp had knocked me down so far that i felt i was worth nothing. I relized that he mad me feel so little and really he was the one that didn't deserve me. Someone told me the other day that i was unaproachable which floored me. I've never thought of myself as that and I never want want anyone to think it ever again. I am working on some things with myself. I know I need to change back to my old ways the real me. I am a very blunt honest person and that's what's back. I dunno I guess just a lot is going on and i needed to vent a bit sorry.....

Crockpot Tender Roast
Not so heavy, but very filling and flavorful, this roast won't be around for long. Ingredients 3-4 lb. beef roast 1 lb. carrots 4 or 5 potatoes, peeled and halved Thyme (dried or fresh) Herb, regular or wine vinegar Salt, pepper 1/2 onion Directions Brown your roast in a skillet and season with salt and pepper on each side. Turn off burner, and prepare vegetables. Peel and halve potatoes, peel and quarter carrots. Put a 1/2 C. water in bottom of the crock pot, add carrots and potatoes. Set roast on top, if it is too large you may cut it to fit. Drizzle about a Tbs. of the vinegar slowly over the roast, sprinkle a tsp. of fresh of dried thyme over the roast. Cook on high for about 6 hours. Serve with rolls or bread.

Just A Dream?
in the twilite hours ..from mists of swirling black he emerges the embodyment of passion and need eyes so deep and dark seeming to see through you to burn into you willing you to do all that your bidden to do his touch is like fire upon your skin as he traps you within his arms his lips so inviting so ..his kiss strong and fierce pressing against yours in its intimate touch as he bids you open for him and his tongue plays with yours so very skillfully he brushes the hair from your neck and you shiver as you feel his warm breath your heart beating fast waiting anxiously for his next touch a nip a pinprick you gasp as feelings overcome you moaning filling the silence of the room your breath once held now returns in full as it quickens with the beating of your heart his hand sliding down to cup your breast you are open to him vulnerable in this half concious half sleeping state vaguely you wonder where your clothes went and then you care no more as his roaming hands

Death Is Only The Beginning.....
What gives people the impression that it is OKAY to break a person down so much that they feel like they have no one left in the world? What makes it okay for people to treat persons like vapor.. like they do not exist? WHat gives peeps the RIGHT to hurt others without thinking about what they are doing to others? I am BROKEN... Like an Angel without wings, or a heart without a beat... a whisper without an ear or a sail without wind....I am at the END of a nightmare that I can't wake up from, only because it is my REALITY.... People (on FUBAR) that I thought were my friends turned out to be just an ILLUSION... nothing more... (and boy, that sure is a pun if ever one!!!) But you know, that it not what hurts the most..... what hurts the most is losing the real friends that I have.... the people that I have lost that I knew BEFORE I knew fubar, and the REAL friends that I made here that were friends even away from here. I guess you think you know someone, and it is heartbreaking to fin

Ways To Make A Girl Happy
1. Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day. 6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. 9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 10 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 12 . Play with her hair. 13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her. 17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 18. Carv

Just Pondering Upon Myself...
Most times I become disappointed in the people who chose to share my life path. After many disappointments lately I have been reflecting inward. I do this often but lately seems to be even more so. Seems I have a hard time understanding why one would lie or deceive another person. I may not like the truth but I do eventually accept it for what it is. And yes, it may hurt me but lies and deception hurt me even more. Seems that those leave deeper scars and take longer to heal. I do however wonder why one would chose to remain on my path or insist that I remain on theirs when they like very little about me. And then there is those out there that think they know me so well. Funny how they freak out when I don't behave as they think I should. I have some that inquire about my screen name that I have chosen. Even when I explain that I have a yin yang thing going on in my personality, they are still shocked when they see it. I am light and I am darkness. I am positive and I am negative

Perversion: Why I Like Being A Female Pervert
I love being a female pervert. I have lived more, in my past- as the club/rock show/RPG or convention going pervert *which was incredibly fun, to say the least. Now I am starting to experience the more deep perversion, of being in the suburbs, muhahahaha...."a suburban perv" At first, I didn't know what to expect but was looking forward to the adventure. Now after nearly a year here, in St. Peterburg, FL I am a bit weary of suburban life. Mostly most of my off-line adventures/exploits have began online(which is a tale in and of itself, everyone is hiding something.) I tend to "put people off" either due to my blunt honesty (and ability to express it), my unusualness or my intense sexual aura. I am a bisexual but was a lesbian first I also am into most fetishes. Anyway, to make this shoort (to tell you the top two bizarre happenings; one girl who i approached, at the bidding of "my master", offline, she accepted-bc she had never orgasmed with/from a girl- i got her to, she freaked out

Silent Tears A Nother Great Blog
SILENT TEARS Do you perceive life only as a futile struggle, rather than a challenge that is meaningful. When you look realistically and rationally at your life, your time is a precious commodity. Those who have known you will judge how you have spent your time and what you have left as your legacy. The concept of death is frightening to those who lack spirituality. Self-indulgence and other morally relativistic behavior consume the thoughts of many people during their spare time when their only focus is on their irrational thoughts and their fears. They visualize bigger homes, better cars, more jewelry, or a better significant other. They grow to resent the current people and possessions they have due to this irrational pattern of thought. They fear that they will miss out on some sort of pleasure before their lives end. This serves only to reinforce their emptiness and fear. Visualize how you can give something back to benefit another person through the acts of love, respect, a

Bainbridge Island Vineyards Greek Garlic Chicken
Ingredients 8 chicken legs (thighs and drumsticks attached; about 5 lb. total) 2/3 cup minced garlic (about 3 heads) 1/2 cup lemon juice 1/4 cup olive oil 2 1/2 tablespoons dried oregano 2 tablespoons coarse-ground pepper 1 to 2 tablespoons salt 1/4 cup chopped parsley Parsley sprigs Preparation 1. Rinse chicken, pat dry, and pull off and discard lumps of fat. Put legs in a rimmed 12- by 17-inch pan. 2. In a bowl, mix minced garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, oregano, pepper, and salt. Smear garlic mixture evenly over chicken, then arrange legs, cut side down, in a single layer. 3. Bake in a 375° oven until skin is well browned, about 1 1/2 hours (1 1/4 hours in a convection oven). After 45 minutes, baste chicken with pan juices every 10 to 15 minutes. 4. Transfer chicken to a warm platter. Skim and discard fat from drippings. Add 1/2 cup boiling water to pan, stir to loosen browned bits, and pour sauce into a bowl. 5. Scatter chopped parsley over chicken; garnis

Time For A Change
I made some changes to my profile, pics and friends, family, etc. I't hard for me to look at pictures of ppl that ignore me when I shout/comment/gift to. My page opens to my "Family" list and those are the wonderfully SPECIAL people that do! Those of you in my YIM list the changes won't be appearent to YOU, unless you see that you have to re-add, that means I never hear from you, so no need to be in my list, those of you that only talk to me once in a blue moon are in a diff section I keep closed. If you see me online (YIM) that means I want to talk, I don't log in as "Invisble to all" because you folks matter to me and thats why I want to chat. I know SOME of you make yourself invisible to me when I KNOW your on-line and that is like a slap in the face to me when you can't even say "Hi"! Those of you that know what I have been/am going through know why I am posting this.... those of you that could care less... FAHGETABOUTIT! {Art leaves the blog singing "It's

Create A Skin
My boyfriend needs help creating a skin...i dont know how to make one either or i would help him myself. I'll leave the link for his page and if you think you can help him, either go to his page or leave a shout or comment for me. thanks so much everybody. xoxoxo $king of hearts$$(fubar hubbyofQueen~Of~Hearts)clubF.A.R@ fubar

Ponderisms
I love this song, Figured Id share. You Never Know-Dave Matthews Sitting still as stone watching - watching People walking by you wondering why No one ever stops to talk or thinks about it – if they ever did What if God shuffled by? One day we might see Doing not a thing Breathing just to breathe We might find some reason But rushing around seems what’s wrong with the world Don’t lose the dreams inside your head They’ll only be there til you’re dead Dream Lying on the roof counting The stars that fill the sky I wonder if Someone in the heavens looking back down on me – I’ll never know So much space to believe Funny when you’re small The moon follows the car There’s no one but you see Hey, the moon is chasing me I worried if I looked away she’d be gone Don’t lose the dreams inside your head They’ll only be there til you’re dead Dream Walking through the wood No cares in the world The world has come to play She’s all mine just for a day Th

School
good evenin to all i hope all of my family, friends of are doin well, i just stop to tell everyone i do miss all , but with me workin an goin to school an takin care of my family at home i dont have much time to hang out on fubar much as i do miss everyone i have to keep the focus on my studies , yes its hard but im lovin every minute of goin to school, if any one wants to keep in touch heres my yahoo rubia153@YAHOO, when im not on fubar i wll log on weekends onlys , i do check my yahoo evryday PLZ UNDERSTAND MUCH LOVE TO ALL LOVE AN HUGS RUBIA

Friends
I just got word this afternoon that my cousin is being shipped over to iraq its hard time for my family hes 21 and first time going over to serve our country plz keep him in ur prayers as well as well as the others serving.. may the all come home safetly...

Dream Of Me
Dream Of Me "Dream of me", she said as she hung up the phone "Dream only of me my love, and me alone" And later that night, when his body hit the bed, Visions of her beauty danced through his head His first dream of her was in Paris, along the Champs Elyesses Dancing with the night, playing hide-and-seek with the day The beauty of her face reflected in his eyes Never before had he felt so happy, never before had he felt so alive His next dream of her was paradise, it looked like Belize There they drank Pina Coladas and lived a life of ease The beauty of her body reflected in the sun It was then that he knew in his heart that she was the only one His last dream of her was the best of the three It was a vision of the one thing that he hoped someday would be The warmth of her body next to him, reflected in candlelight He longed for it to be like this, each and every night He rose from his dream in the middle of the night Stretching out his arms and rubbing the

Wtf Has The World Come To
OSLO, Norway - Former Vice President Al Gore and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Friday for their efforts to spread awareness of man-made climate change and lay the foundations for counteracting it. ADVERTISEMENT Gore won an Academy Award this year for his film "An Inconvenient Truth," a documentary on global warming, and had been widely expected to win the prize. "His strong commitment, reflected in political activity, lectures, films and books, has strengthened the struggle against climate change," the citation said. "He is probably the single individual who has done most to create greater worldwide understanding of the measures that need to be adopted." It cited Gore's awareness at an early stage "of the climatic challenges the world is facing. The committee cited the Panel on Climate Change for two decades of scientific reports that have "created an ever-broader informed consensus about the connection between human ac

Alone By Edgar Alan Poe
From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that round me rolled In its autumn tint of gold, From the lightning in the sky As it passed me flying by, From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view. Edgar Allan Poe

Sigh..
I know this is going to seem kind of weird but I really didn't even come here to make friends. I have a lot on my plate right now. IF you want go ahead and stalk me up on myspace or on livejournal. How do we do this well I posted my livejournal link in the first blog entry. That journal if you go to the user info section will give you enough information to track me down if you are indeed bound and determined to talk to me. ITs no offense to anyone really I just don't have ehough time to keep up with all these different sites especially with my own domain not even being up and running yet and my little one suffering right now as she is

True Love
I believe we are put on this planet to fall in love with one special person kinda like wat some call soulmates i believe you can love others in the process of finding this person but i also believe you only find this person once some times not at all .This is wat i was raised to believe and if thats true ive already found and lost my love so i guess i should stop looking semms it would be a waste of time.. any one have any suggestions for me for wat i should do now? Maybe be a born again virgin and be a nun lol i dunno..

Gaming Rawks My Socks
Weeeeeee! As many of you know I started a folder called "Proud Gamers". We want to show how much gaming means to us. So sick being told that games are childish, or stupid. A waste of time. That we have no life.. hehe the one that makes me laugh the most though is. "Girls can't game". I had someone tell me girls can't its law.. hahaha.. well arrest me then cause I'm breaking the law. Then I had a guy message me last night after I went against him he goes "ru really a chick? you smoked us", so I wrote back yes and he sais he was embarassed now. Wow cause a girl beat him.. when will guys just get their dick out of their asses. Us woman can do anything we put our mind too. I may not be the greatest at halo or all games.. but I will try my hardest to kick your mofuckin ass Gaming is more then sitting on a couch and messing with a controller. Its part of my life, gaming is my love. Its my way out from the world!! If you would like to be apart of the folder. Just submit me a picture

Poor Pitiful Me...
Of course, people read my blog about the weekend. It seems I have to post a retraction. I will have plenty of time to do what I want. I just returned from the airport and my friend was a no-show. I called, texted, emailed, and sent smoke signals. It is a mystery disappearance. I just hope nothing happened beyond me getting stood up. Someday I may find out. I still look forward to the party tomorrow night. I have a good blankie to keep me warm. See you all around the ether. Thanks for reading my blog, love you all. XOXOX C PS~ Did you ever feel like your wheels were falling off?

The Lights Are On But No-one's Home
Hey gang. I want to apologise for anyone who came out to my show last night in Blitzed Out only to find that I wasn't around. I have temporarily lost my internet connection, a situation I hope to rectify with in the next week or so as soon as I get a bit of cash to take care of the money I owe my current provider. My sincerest apologies to you all and especially to Pouncy and Redd who have been so good to me. I'm writing this from work (something I shouldn't be doing) and will not be something I will be able to do very often given company policy. I miss you all terribly and will hopefully make it back on site, if not on air, again very soon. *hugs and muahs*

Happy Birthday
SO I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE ON OCTOBER 14TH MY LIL MAN TURNS THE BIG " 4 " ! HE IS MY LIFE,HEART,AND SOUL ! HE KEEPS ME STRONG AND ON MY TOES. HE HAS HIS OWN ALBUM SO GO SHOW HIM A LIL LUV PLEASE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY IZAIAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! - Get Your Own Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Contest Bombing
OK FIGURED THIS WOULD BE EASIER THIS WAY IF U ARE IN A CONTEST OR GONNA BE IN 1 DONT ASK ME TO BOMB YOU I WONT SICK OF THE FUCKIN ATTITUDES ABOUT WHO IM COMMENTING OR NOT COMMENTING SO DONT FUCKIN ASK ME IF THATS A PROBLEM WITH ANYONE ON MY LIST FUCKIN DELETE ME TRUST ME I WONT BE UPSET IM NOT HERE TO SPEND MY DAY TYPIN XXXXXX TO 1 DAMN PIC ALL DAY I DRIVE A TRUCK AND DONT HAVE TIME OR THE CONNECTION TO DO SO NOW SOME OF YA UNDERSTAND SOME OF YAS ARE JUST EGO MANIACS THAT THINK IF U WIN A BLAST YOU ARE GONNA FIND TRUE HAPPINESS IN LIFE TRUST ME YA NOT SO PLZ DONT ASK ME TO BOMB YAS

Please Show Her You Luv Her
*Dark Enigma* CONTEST ENDS TOMORROW 8PM CENTAL TIME PLEASE GO BOMB HER,AND IF YOU DONT ALREADY KNOW HER STOP BY HER PAGE AND ADD HER SHE IS AN AWESOME FRIEND TO HAVE AND COULD REALY DO WITH SOME HELP RIGHT NOW Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m (repost of original by 'NIGHT WALKERS BOMBERS' on '2007-10-14 14:46:26')

To Everyone Keeping Up My Wildness Tonight...
I'm heading out for some peace and quiet, and a walk... I'm gonna go hang out by the pondy/lakey thing... if u have the number feel free to text... laters ppl... thanks for listening to me whine and such!! It means a lot!!

Strength
Strength What's truth but a liar's gold? Hidden, buried Fortunes untold What's life but death's gains fold? Twisting, turning Yet still new to the old But the questions still looming Are in constant moral check For those who take to assuming Will find their minds a moral wreck So everyday themselves they'll find Making myth from what's sublime And through their troubles they are blind For the passage is open for all time.

Changes
Here lately I have been going through a lot of issues. Some of them have worked themselfs out and looking back I have to laugh at how trivial they were. However, some have requiered major changes to try to overcome them. for all my friends in south MS.... 1. I have relocated from Hattiesburg to Bossier, LA. 2. I am No longer a deputy sheriff. I now work in the oil fields of East Texas and North Louisiana. 3. I have decided to reenlist in the Army. I will leave for Ft. Knox, KY in November. Will be there for 12-16 weeks and then on to Iraq. Well that is just some of the changes in my life. for those that truely know me my email addy is still the same. For those that would like to get to know me, just drop me a line here. If there is anyone in the Bossier/Shreveport area that would like to get together and hangout sometime just hit me up.

~girls~ What Anime Soul Do You Have? (great Pics And Detailed Summary)
~girls~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as quiet/calm/cool/collected soul You are a rather intelligent girl, and your soul gravitates toward the serene and peaceful things in life. You know how to appreciate nature and you tend to have a compassionate side. You seem to be a quiet type of soul who doesn't say much, but the truth is, you have much to say. You just keep it locked up inside, in order to protect yourself. Try opening up to others more, ecspecially the ones who love you the most. http://www.dittytalk.com/sakuracerulean (hey girls- here's somethin fun u can do- take the guy anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type boyfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^) shy/quiet/caring soul100% quiet/calm/cool/collected soul100% dark/deep soul100% sweet/kind/gentle/ soul92% tomboy/skater gurl/born 2 b wild so

This Week....
The past 7 days have been HELL for me. A lot of reasons, some i can't explain... some I can. The doctor... him dying... thats really messed with me. Being alone... really bothers me. Dennis constantly yelling or bitching... bothers me... needing to escape. Needing to be so far away from here. I made a huge mistake moving back in with him... i knew that... but it was the best thing at the time... i hate my life. i hate who i've become. i try to be someone i'm not. i want so badly to have someone care, that i do some of the stupidest things. like, have sex... may sound stupid... but it's why... i just want to feel something... does it work?? no... i'm back to where i started... miserable. in the past 24 hours... a number of things in my world have just blown up. I've truly realized how much of a bitch i can be for no reason... and how naive. only a handful of people will truly understand what i'm talking about, and only one will read this... and she knows what i mean... i do some dumb th

Feeling Romantic!
When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few minutes he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is interested in you When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you til your done When a guy says, "I miss you,". he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else Girl Facts When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later..

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Need A Little Help
hello alll my friends and family i need some tiny help with a tiny problem i need to come up with a new yahoo so i can get all my friends and family on it my old one is messed up and does not work right i need a name if anybody can make any suggestions i would love the help Thank You All ~ Lost In The Dark ~

Woohooo One Year Anniversary For Diablo! Congrats Me Friend!!
IT'S HIS OFFICIAL ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY FOR BEING ON FUBAR!! YAY!!!!! COME SHOW HIM LOTZ OF FUBAR LUV AND LET HIM KNOW HOW APPRECIATED HE IS! HE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR SO MANY OF US ON HERE AND HE'S A SUPER GREAT FRIEND!! WE LUBZZZZZZZZ YA DIABLO!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIABLO'S DEN (OWNER: DIABLO) ۞ ÐJ..ÐÌÅßLØ....OWNER OF DIABLO'S DEN...SWÈÈTNÈ§§'§ Sex Toy...@ fubar

Last Update For October 16th ~~ Wsc News, Views, And Bombing!!
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ News, Views, and Bombing for TODAY!!!!! ~ &hearts ~ Wicked Storm Crew~ &hearts ~ News Flash!!!! Mr. Nice Guy has been promoted to Leveling Manager. He really is a SUPER nice guy (not just advertising) and he will make a great Manager. Congrats! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Don't forget the recruiting challenge. We need new members! The challenge is among the WSC crew to see who can recruit the most new members. I see new faces so somebody is taking charge!! The 15 days, are dwindling down.... Midnight(Eastern Standard Time) October 27th is coming up fast. How many you got?? It's not to late. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I are keeping track. The prize at this point is a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack or a bigger

The Last Ride (scary Story In Spirit Of Halloween)
The Last Ride by Paul Melniczek She lifted up her head and peered outside through the frosted window. Wrinkled eyes gazed into the bright sky, and a smile came over the old woman’s face when she saw the full moon, shining away in all it’s harvest glory, a perfect background setting for All Hallow’s Eve. A loud purring reached her ears as a black cat leaped up on the table next to the rocking chair she was sitting in. "Yes, my sweets. Isn’t that a pretty night we have in store for us? Old man moon looks down on us with a wink in his eye tonight." The cat stared at her with deep green eyes, attention fixed on every word. "You know what this night means, don’t you, Trickster?" The cat let out a soft meow, listening to his master. "It is the passing of an age, that is what. Many long years, happy memories, but there is an ending to every story, good and bad. Ol’ Madge here has seen it all, yes I have." The old woman pushed herself up from the chair, one gnarled hand s

Death Dragoness
Let her come to you... The end is naught But the real beginning resist and your soul will know Unrest let her find you and you both will soar beyond the deepest nights beyond unconquered depths. She's pain and joy intertwined tears and dreams personified She's never spoken and yet you've known her - who can understand the meaning of her being? Whosoever unlocks the mystery has sealed the fate of forbidden certainty hence proceed and fly away! Your heart's yearnings to be fulfilled; Your spirit's cries to rest in sanctity.

From The Adventures Of Tom Bombadil
From The adventures of Tom Bombadil There was an old dragon under gray stone; his red eyes blinked as he lay alone. His joy was dead and his youth spent, he was knobbed and wrinkled, and his limbs bent in the long years to his gold chained; in his heart's furnace the fire waned. To his belly's slime gems stuck thick, silver and gold he would snuff and lick: he knew the place of the least ring beneath the shadow of his black wing. Of thieves he thought on his hard bed, and dreamed that on their flesh he fed, their bones-crushed, and their blood drunk: his ears drooped and his breath sank. Mail-rings rang. He heard them not. A voice echoed in his deep grot: a young warrior with a bright sword called him forth to defend his hoard. His teeth were knives, and on horn his hide, but iron tore him, and his flame died

Nature
Nature Dragons of fire, And twisting of flame, Slilence un-turning, Without any name. The quiet and churning, And darkness of night. Quiet unfolding, With seepings of might. Roaring and screaming, With tidings of day. Flightings and fallings, And losings of way. Sweeping and swirling, In light and in dark; Turning and twisting, And leaving no mark. Pulling and lifting, And tearing away. Moaning and wailing, 'Til break of the day

Starsinger
Starsinger He soared high from his mountain plateau; surveyed his kingdom, He left shadows in his wake as dark as he, And a dragons' lands his own None dared defy the terrifyingly beautiful master. But what's this? Down below him, another danced, Screaming out his challenge, he dove, talons ready, And he stopped, And he died. For the other had looked at him with eyes that pierced his heart, And for the first time in his life he knew he'd met his equal. The green dragon observed him, mischievous eyes sparkling, Languidly, she stretched and flexed her wings. "you are mine, Shadowdancer," She said with knowing grace. "I am Starsinger." The black dragon regarded her and tossed his head, regally, defiantly, For while he knew she was his mistress, Her heart was also his

The Dragon's Storm
The Dragon's Storm The lightening flashed and we saw the head of a dragon in the cloud. It seemed he took a deep, long breath and we heard him monstrously loud. The lightening flashed again, alas, we thought he’d gone away; But I heard him roar and I felt reassured he hadn’t had his say. The wind grew still and the air felt sharp; ’Twas only a matter of time ’Til he let loose with all his might his fury on all mankind. What deed was done to unleash his wrath, so Chaos could reign unchecked? What lesson was he teaching man that he’d leave this world so wrecked? Has man grown so wrapped within himself that he no longer considers his friends? Is it that man has a selfish heart that has driven the dragon these ends? Man lacks the strength to control the dragons and must wait ’til they appease their lust; But if he displays compassion and

Question
heres a question jus because i think i might have just got the worst line ever today what is the worst pick up line that you have heard or been told? i know there is alot out there i was just wondering some of the best and worst..

Following The Yellow Brick Road
I wrote this poem when I was 15. I was in the 9th grade and taking a creative writing class, which just happened to be taught by my father. Our assignment was to listen to the song 'Remember the Tinman' by Tracy Chapman (a fabulous song, by the way, which I encourage all to listen to at least once) and write a poem in response. So this was my response. It was the first real poem I'd ever written. Following the Yellow Brick Road I used to think I was really in love But like most things love often dies And not only did he steal my heart He took the innocence and life from my eyes So I went on a journey In search of something great But there were only locks on the doors And chains across a gate I wandered aimlessly on my journey Until one very special day When I found the courage inside me To tear down the walls and throw my armor away I used to be just like the Tinman Searching for something I lack I followed the yellow brick road to the Great Oz And took my b

I Thought Hump Day Was Over!!! Lol
I sure hope it isn't going to be one of those days. Lee either hit the snooze, or forgot to set the alarm, so he didn't wake up till about 8:30...the time he's usually walking out the door. Of course, that means I wasn't up as early as usual, so don't have much time myself before I have to leave for work...YUCK!!! Then on top of that, I guess I've gone through the entire week a day off. I was all ready to head up to Lee's work this afternoon to pick up his check....but he questioned me when I told him I'd be up later....and then informed me that today was Wed. WHERE did I get the idea that today was Thursday. Geeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz....here I thought the week had gone by rather fast, and wouldn't you know it....I don't even know what day it is. Well, I really need to head out. A quick bit of info. My cable is past due, and told them I'd be in on Thurs. to pay it...but they're saying I'm do for disconnect today...Wed....which I actually thought was last night, and though

Who Or What Are They?angels That Is!!!
So what do you believe what is an angel ? is it something we see in films a person with wings being used by god to help others ? or could it be something else ? someone being used in a way they dont understand themselves ok i changed my name a few months ago then everything around me changes to..... I will help anybody that asks if i can i would give my soul to help it i knew it would help im all about my friends ok im sorry i went off the deepend a few months ago but maybe this was all part of what was to come i just dont know .. hell not even sure what im typing right now but maybe someone out there will show me the meaning of my ramblings so once again sorry for bad spellings but it flows better this way Azrael or just call me Rob your call!!

The Phone Rings
The phone rings My heart jumps My hand trembles I get Goosebumps I feel the electricity Of our last touch My head is dizzy I want you so much My body tenses As I hear your voice Loving you Was my choice The words you say Make my heart melt Completely loved Is how I felt How I long to be In your arms I ache for you Until then I love you, Baby With all my heart I am so ready for Our forever to start

Half Naked Girls
Do you get sick of profiles of half naked girls with their breasts flashing at you? To get recognisition here, do you have to have photos of yourself in skimpy clothes? come on, where's the class? I guess thats the first thing I saw when I first came to 'fubar' were half naked chicks and I thought "oh its that kind of place" ... It took me awhile to decide weither I wanted to join this site or not. Anyway I want to maybe give this place a try and give it the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I'll find some neat people to talk to with interesting things to discuss... P

Loving Her
Loving Her by BlueWolf © As I lay here Thinking about my life, I realize something is missing And that would be a wife. While I know I’m not ready For that type of leap just yet The commitment is there Of that, my life I will bet. Many don’t believe, Love is all you need I say to those kinds of people You’ve never been in Love so deep. I ache when I’m not with her, My heart pours out when I am. When we’re apart, I’m lost, When we’re together, I’m found. Deeper and Deeper I fall every day I know I have a choice, But I wouldn’t have it any other way. What the future holds, Only God can tell So everyday that I’m still here, On her, my thoughts will dwell................

Torchwood: Greeks Bearing Gifts - Saturday At 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Greeks Bearing Gifts- Saturday, October 20th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. Toshiko is given an alien pendant which enables her to hear other people’s thoughts. As the rest of the Torchwood team puzzle over a centuries-old skeleton, the pendant forces Toshiko to question her commitment to Torchwood: is her new-found ability a blessing or a curse?

And My Tab Is...$$$$$$$$
Have you ever.... -Smoked pot -- $10 -Did acid -- $15 -Ever had sex at church -- $25 -Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 -Had sex with someone on MySpace /360-- $25 -Had sex for money -- $100 -Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20 -Vandalized something -- $20 -Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 -Beat up someone -- $20 -Been jumped -- $10 -Crossed dressed -- $10 -Given money to stripper -- $25 -Been in love with a stripper -- $20 -Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 -Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 -Ever drive drunk -- $20 -Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 -Used toys while having sex -- $30 -Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 -Went skinny dipping -- $5 -Had sex in a pool -- $20 -Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 -Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 -Cheated on your significant other -- $10 -M

Wisdome
I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." I've learned that life sometimes gives you second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I've learned tha

Asshole Aka Bosses
we all have them, assholes (bosses), except they don't call themselves that. They forget someone gave birth to you and they didn't raise u. What is blockin their commonsense 2 realize they breathe, bleed, and can get their ass kick as well? R they getting enuff sex or is they being use as sex? Gettih fucked up and no one at home gives a fuck about them? Whatever it is, just remember the average boss is an asshole, because they need a good fuck. If u tell them 2 stop fuckin wit u and go fuck themselves, at least they will have somethng 2 do with themselves, since no one else won't fuck, excuse me fuck wit them,lol.

Controlling Others....let It Go........
A controller doesn't trust his/her ability to live through the pain and chaos of life. There is no life without pain just as there is no art without submitting to chaos. It is very hard for most of us to see how controlling we are. We may feel uptight or careful, but we haven't seen it as controlling ourselves or controlling how people respond to us. We may be worried about a loved one's behavior or safety, but not realize our hovering over that person is a controlling activity. We may be keenly aware of other people's controlling behavior with us, but unaware we have equaled their control by monitoring them and trying to change their behavior. What a moment of spiritual adventure it is to risk living through the pain! When we do not seek an escape or a quick fix but have patience with the process, new possibilities often do develop. We can only let go of our control - or turn it over to our Higher Power. And we will do it and forget, taking control back within minutes or withi

Love
The definition of Love is "a constellation of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection or profound oneness" But what on earth does that mean? Let me put it into simpler terms. Love is knowing you're never alone. Love is having someone to share everything with. Love is being held in his arms and feeling that nothing could ever go wrong. Love is having a sense of strength and stability when your whole world comes crashing down. Love is having a shoulder to cry on when the going get's tough. Love is knowing that space in between your fingers was made for his. Love is being mad for only 59 seconds because you know you can't survive one minute without him. Love is drawing those stupid little hearts on your notebook. Love is that hoodie you find yourself attatched to. Love is knowing you have him when the world has turned their back on you. Love is talking about him even when you're trying not to. Love is never getting him out

Feelin Kinda Evil
I am the bad taste in your mouth, the bitch That will prove karma as truth, your fall From grace, the pebble in your shoe, the One whore who won’t let her world end Your conscience will love me, obsessed It will haunt your ass playing fair is fair But I give you credit for intelligence Your eyes read “this space for rent” You stare at me vapidly, tongue Swollen, parched, thirsty for an opinion Some water of the third world You can spit in my ear and pretend You have capacity for this You smile at me stupidly, your Grin says idiot, while your words Declare lack of substance, eyes Vacant, mouth blathering, lies bubbling To the surface, swamp gas should smell so bad I am the bastard in your past, the child Of ill love that won’t leave, the fucker in Your rear-view, and I’m giving you the finger I am the acid indigestion, the meals That stop only to repeat, the burning On your insides, the fire in your throat You’ll die to be as good as me, your Eyes

Dancing With The Devil
I just don't know what my deal is but i keep flirting with disaster.I keep falling head over heals for these women with strings attached.Actualy its more like rope.I went to see the convinace store girl again.This time she told me she was unhappily married and wanted to leave the guy.She said her kids didn't even like the guy.We flirted pretty hard and heavy.In fact we have plans for sometime next week. I know something may happen because of something that was said in the conversation.She was telling my friend that among good girls he needed a whore once and awhile.I looked at her and said "really were can i find one? " she looked at me with that look and said "I know were you can find one." She also made the point that she hasn't gotten hers in two years.Damn she talked about as dirty as i do.I haven't had it in months and i really don't need to hear that kinda stuff aimed tward me.I tend to lose control.God i wanted to take her in the back room and show her the things i can do.Give

Flogging Molly "drunken Lullabies" (in Acoustic)
yeah a HUGE part of me is music and movies, I get mad I get drunk I get sad I get drunk and I listen to flogging molly and watch boondock saints- normally whiskey, but today was a tequila day.. anyway Drunken Lullabies ... I'm singin it right now.. listen to it.. love it.. and drink with it.. fuck! haha Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Five hundred years like Gelignite Have blown us all to hell What savior rests while on his cross we die Forgotten freedom burns Has the Shepard led his lambs astray to the bigot and the gun Must it take a life for hateful eyes To glisten once again Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess Singin' drunken lullabies I watch and stare as Rosin`s eyes Turn a darker shade of red And the bullet with this sniper lie In their bloody gutless cell Must we starve on crumbs from long ago Through these bars of men made steel Is it a great or little thing we fought Knelt the conscience blessed to kill Mu

Static-x-dirthouse
My dirthouse Watch it happen form the box Mind wanders Dirty dirty word My dirthouse This is where it all comes down Look into my eye You feel my skin, it's dirt Drive me wild Remember when you blew my mind? Cut through me Living in the dirt These dogs are curled up in a little ball These dogs are freezing their asses off Go, go, go Pick up the pieces I wanna call this my home Go, go, go Pick up the pieces I've got some paint of my own Open the box See what's inside You make the call Sick of it all again Tear me down Pushing on my every nerve Scares me I hope I don't get burnt Look closer Look into my dirty mind Feeling sick inside My blood has turned to fucking dirt

9/11 Truthers Disrupts Bill Maher Show Looks Like Eggs On You Mahers
9/11 TRUTHERS DISRUPTS BILL MAHER SHOW LOOKS LIKE EGGS ON YOU MAHERS i love the fact that they did it tho...this is exactly what we need to be doing....haha,they disrupted a live TV show....-MARVELOUS!

What Is Love Anyway..=)
WHAT IS LOVE ANYWAY... LOVE~ (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests. okay so theirs the definition..so what if...just what if..you fall in love with someone you can never be with...no matter how much you try to convince yourself that anything can happen and happy endings do come true...what if...their is no happy ending at the end of this love story..do you hold on? or do you let go? and what if you found that one true love but let it go...do you ever find true love again..or are they just stand ins..for what should of been. what are your thoughts on this... =)

Life
no pome,no words,no man made Thought , could describe what i feel Emptiness without you. the stinging Of your words when you say good-bye Alive with you,the joy when you say hello Lost and alone .not knowing what is to Come, unsure,confused,knowing only What you say Seeking for the light to guide my Way seeing the darkness around me Choosing paths on intuition an alone Heading somewhere unknown.

You Know You Are Living In 2007 When...
>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > >2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > >3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family >of 3. > >4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. > >5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and >family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. > >6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone >to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. > >7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the >bottom of the screen. > >8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you >didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, >is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get >it. > >10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting >your coffee. > >11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. >: ) > >12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. > >13. Even worse, you know exactly t

*happydance* One Month Bitches
Awwww uber cute day yesturday 1 month anniversary with my timmyboo I totally forgot how it feels go get past that first month... Im kinda surprised he hasnt killed me yet lol Im annoying as fuckkkkk But i love him lots and we made it past the first month Cheers! xoxo molest the best, Gabbi

R U One?
Subject: A True Friend is a Texas Friend! ~~*~~*~~*~~*~ TEXAS FRIENDS ~*~~*~~*~~ *~~ FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk @ss is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild sh!t will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "D@mn...that sh!t was fun " ----------------------------------------

You & I
You look at me with such disgust. I didn't ask to be here You treat me like a dog I don't bother you You make me clean up after you I want to cram my fist down your throat. You tell me I will never amount to anything I just laugh and prove you wrong You beat on me with no mercy I have stopped feeling the pain You talk all high and mighty I know you are weak and worthless You taught me to be an animal I learned to be a man You hurt my mother once too many I finally put a stop to it. You talk about everyone in your family I don't care anymore You wanted to keep me chained up I broke free a long time ago You are dead and long gone I am living and loving my life

Football Game
This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at County High School , Kingston , Tennessee , by school Principal, Jody McLeod. 'It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country.' Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it 'an alternate lifestyle,' and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, 'safe sex.' If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a 'viable means of birth control.' If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as 'Earth Day' and involve students in activities to worship religious

Hurting My Head
i am racking my brain trying to figure out how to fix my computer when i get it up here i do not know if i shoould get more memory or get a new computer i need to get mine soon i can not always use the one i am at rightnow it is my fiance's laptop and she plays games on it so i am stuck with no ideas and i head-ach so if you think you can give me any idea's let me know ( my computer is a 1995 compaq that runs windows Xp which takes most of it's memory up )

24 Hour Classy Photo
most comments in 24 hours wins vip or 7 day blast. photo most be non nsfw be to me by friday 10pm contset starts friday night 11pm and end saturday night 11pm. one prize goes to the winner have a big contest in nov and dec. thanks bingo

Heart Attack
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would have to stop having sex with his wife. The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die." She laughed and replied, “I was coming downstairs to kill you!”

Rewind Life
If you could rewind your life to a certain point, what part of your life would you go back to? You would be allowed to make any changes to that certain point in life that you wanted to make. Do you think that if you could do this your life would have been completely different? Or would it have been worse because you missed out on one of your life lessons. Do you think some things that happened were meant to be and even though they may have been negative, the end result helped to shape who you are today? Would you go back to make changes or would you go back just to take a look at yourself or just for the memories? Or if given the chance, would you decline the offer to rewind to a certain point in your life?

Stop The Violence....but How?
“The Memphis metropolitan area, after coming in second last year, tops this year's ranking of metro areas by the rate of violent crime -- homicide, rape, aggravated assault and robbery." Memphis is the city in which I have lived all of my life, it is the city in which I was born, raised, became and adult, a parent and now it is the city in which I shake my head in disgust at. Of course it is not just my hometown where homicides, robberies, rapes etc. are occurring too frequently to count, so what exactly is the solution. What can be done to Stop the Violence? At night when I watch the news, I hear stories of murder, murder and more murder. I hear story after story of robberies, scandals and all around violence. Everyday I see lil gang bangers hanging out, shooting dice, smoking weed and just generally not caring that they are blocking people from getting by and even worse that elderly people are passing by and shaking their heads at how the young generation is ruined and ou

This Day Sux
SO WHERE DO I BEGIN. DO YOU FEEL LIKE NO ONE IS AROUND,BUT THERE IS SOMEONE THERE. SOMETIMES I FEEL SO LOST. BUT I AM NOT, I FEEL ALONE BUT I AM NOT. SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO SIT SOMEWHERE AND JUST VEG. NOT TALK AND NOT BE TALKED TO. THEN I CAN THINK. WOW I SMELL SMOKE ,DAMN IT'S ME THINKING AGAIN. WELL I WILL SIGN OFF FOR NOW MAYBE NEXT TIME I CAN REALLY THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY. TA TA FER NOW

Stuff Shit N Things
Tomorrow my son will get his SECOND set of tubes in his ears in less than a year. Im sressing the pain.. he was SUCH a grump last time. gonna be a looooong weekend And after that surgery.. a doc appt for my youngest to hopefully get the ball rolling for more testing done on him. The teacher says maybe Aspergers?? School is for sure not going well for him :( So.. please know that if you are my FRIEND... I am by no means ignoring you. Real Life has snabbed me up for a while! I still love ya! If you know my phone number.. call me dammit! Just coz Im not here dont mean I wont talk on the phone lol. If you dont have it and want it.. fu-mail me :D xox

Rages Sanity
Darkest rage fights against my control, Seeping through the Cracks in my conscience. So much feeling taking it's angry toll, Wated dreams, and lonely despair! Twisted vines, and Crimson Walls, Swirling pit, and Silver Chains. Behind it all the darkness crawls, Ever Pushing against my Sanity! Hidden anguish and silent tears, Hollow soul, desperate for substance. Fighting the craving fears, Silent rooms and deepest Shadows! Sensing near, A soul of likeness, To revel in out continued emptiness. Our two minds, eachother's caress, Peaceful silence, undeniable understanding!!

The Winter Horseman
across the cold hills the horseman rides, seeking out his hallowed prey. the moonglow turns the icicles silver, softening their jugular bite. when the cruel dawns dispels the night, the hunter claims his hollowed prey. why were the few unfortunatly numbered flowers cut? noone knows and noone will, till the horseman rides again.

Contest Tonite
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Iam A "d" And Thats Pretty Close.
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover

Track Darling
This story is inspired by a certain woman, who knows who she is, and by my attempting to get back into shape by running on the high school track near my house. I had been running on the track after work at the local high school for about two months straight now. Normally, I've been the only one at the track. I guess since track season at the high school was over, most of the kids there were going out and getting ready for the summer. Being there alone is one of the main reasons I've been able to keep running, it's easier to run without a bunch of younger athletes around. My times have been getting pretty good and the pounds have begun to fall. Now that school is out, it has been even hotter outside, I knew that the chances of someone out running in 90 degree heat at 3pm was remote, so my summer of getting in shape was set. Then, one day after work, I had been running about twenty minutes when I saw a car pull into the parking lot. As I watched this BMW park, I was unsure who was

Adventures In Dating.. 1
Heh, I wrote this up for someone in an email and decided to post it. Theres a guy I started talking to. He works at the place I was taking my car to for oil changes, and hes like hey I wont charge you if you give me your number.. cool! So he starts calling me.. Im down to hang out. Heck, why not see what hes like? He is supposed to come over one night.. he calls me and i let him know my best friend is over.. she was goin go tleave before he was ever supposed to get there, but it didnt occur to me that I needed to mention this as I don't stop to think of the social phobias of retards. Anyway, he stood me up. I didn't care that much.. I didn't really realize until the next morning when I get text messages from him -- well after 10pm, saying he didn't want to come over and meet my friend because he would be uncomfortable but he wnated me to go to his friends house and sit in a hottub and have beer. Wait wait wait.. let me recap this. I am female. Physically weaker than

Don't Mistake Flexible For Weakness.
Firm and flexible Anything that is too rigid can be quickly fractured by sufficient force. By contrast, anything that is flexible can experience blow after blow from every direction and still keep springing back into place. When you're willing and able to bend, you're much less likely to break. By adapting to changing situations, you can successfully make your way through even the most difficult challenges. Being flexible does not mean giving in or giving up or being any less firm or being any less committed to the outcome you seek. Being flexible means being more understanding, more creative, more open to new and better ways of achieving the results you wish to achieve. A tree that bends with the wind does not get carried off by the wind, but in fact stands firmly in its location. Flexibility enables you to remain strong, to remain true to your position, and to successfully handle whatever challenges come along. If you're overly rigid, you may appear strong on the surface,

Why I Am The Way I Am
life as everyone would put it is not all it is crack out to be.(don't take this the wrong way i am not talking about killing my self or anything like that) everyone has told me that at least once in your life you will find someone how will love you for who you are i found it once and i thought i might have found it again, this girl that i am talking about is what you would call someone you could help to the point of love, not always true but i will tell you this the next time around i get with this flicka its going to be the last time i am with anyone, so until then i will work and party to the point where everyone knows my name right i know it will happen this is the end of me carring about people and there problems, now it is my turn and i am taking most of my people i care about with me fuck this world it has nothing to offer anymore

Thoughts On God
"In making up the character of God, the old theologians failed to mention that He is of infinite cheerfulness. The omission has casued the world much tribulation." Michael Monahan, Palms of Papyrus "But I think that the best way to know God is to love many things." Vincent Van Gogh "It is a mistake to suppose that God is only, or even chiefly, concerned with religion." William Temple Archbishop of Canterbury "Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideas of its founders' than any other agency in the world" Richard Le Gallienne "We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another." Jonathan Swift

Most Awesome
Well after 18 odd years of renting and spending money for nothing, i just closed on my new house.... this is the best thing to hapen to me next to my kids..... I`m so excited it seems overwhelming..... just had to tell all my friends.....

Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different

Halloween Is Tomorrow :)
Add Glitter to your Photos Dear Fubar Friends and Familys and Fans, Tomorrow is halloween and wanted to see if you can comment me a halloween one and i'll do the same for you.and can you comment and rate this please thank you very much. SexyBitch aka Krystina

I Got No Idea
can't concentrate, can't relax can't do anything when i look into your eyes thoughts roll around of things that might have been laughter spills a tear falls suddenly wondering why i just can't sleep yesterday has left and tomorrow isn't even here feeling your heart next to mine i just suddenly disappear won't let you touch me i just may melt from your caress whether or not doing what is for the best come closer brush your tender lips across my cheek i quiver i shake i don't know how much more i can honestly take i close my eyes and take a deep breath dreaming of what is going to happen next my heart goes racing from this wondrous sensation feeling weak in the knees but suddenly your gone as i begin to open my eyes it was all in my head just the thought of you being here gets my body tingling and wild so meet me in my dreans a quarter after 8 so at last we can fall into that mind blowing state

A True Poem
life gets harder as you go on and no one doubts that life is not long but just remember that no matter how dark it gets not to give up even a little bit its hard to go on i know its true and sometimes you cant get through the blue but always understand why i write shit like this because i hate to see the things that i miss so dont go down the road like me because you are the only one you have to be you get one shot in this life and sometimes there is nothing more tempting then a knife but always believe that some dont want to see you go so i hope when you read this you will know that giving up is not worth it no matter how many times you put up with shit and if someone stabs you in the back be glad you didnt get stabbed in the chest.

A Million Ways To Live.
A thousand ways to die and none yet know how to live, They think riches will bring happiness and love, They believe life is meant to acquire and horde simple metals and shiny rocks, They think in the end you are measured by the wealth they acquire in murder, theft, and cruelty, They know nothing. The way to live in this world is against such fools, Caring not for their wealths and riches, But being a good person and loving all around you, Loving yourself, And making someone happy because they are not, A million ways to live and I choose this one.

Past Lives.
I can smell the cold And feel the night, I can see my breath Though lack of light And hear the souls Of long since dead, I can taste their blood With fear and dread And I know there back From deep within, My soul now aches With thoughts from Past lives relived again.

Cut Loose.
I have been cut down from this noose around my neck, begging for my breath, longing for my death, siphoning my life through its small cutting fibers, the sound of my gasps are still in the air still beckoning for the snap, I can feel the reaper tapping on my shoulder as he fingers the blade of his scythe, "fear the reaper" he whispers to me, I scream as the little door under me opens and I drop like a rock, the surprise immense, as I hung there with a burning length around my neck, to my shock I fell from this rope with a thud as I struck the ground, what freed me from the grave to which the rope was the key, love I think, as the rope was fear, and hate, and the knife that it was cut by love pure love, what being put fear into deaths eyes I do not know but I will love it for all my days.

Ghost's And Gadgets
You've probably never used a blimp cam, but when you're a ghost hunter like Vince Wilson, you need to improvise with technology tools. Wilson, a well-known paranormal investigator, built the blimp cam in 2005 using a digital video camera, four large Mylar balloons and a number of propellers for an investigation at a well-known ghost hunting site: the Patapsco Female Institute in Ellicott City, Md. This former school is long rumored to be haunted by a young girl who reportedly died from pneumonia during her first year there, after having been forced to attend. Many of the alleged ghost sightings involved a small girl sitting in a second-floor window, Wilson says. One problem: The building had been gutted and there was little or no structure inside, let alone a second floor. So he built the blimp cam and floated it up to the window. Wilson's blimp cam : "We never got anything really cool [at Patapsco] as far as ghosts and haunting is concerned," Wilson says. "But I still think the blimp

Quake "rocks" San Jose & Greater Bay Area
It was a 5.6 quake centered about 9 miles from downtown. It was on what they call the Calaveras Fault. It started from about 6 miles below the surface. Now the 1989 Loma Prieta quake that centered in the Santa Cruz mnts. was 8.7 I think. So it was "300" times stronger but it was on the San Andreas Fault which is the biggest and longest fault in California. Comparing the 2 quakes.....this one we REALLY felt a lot! I knew we were close to the center of the quake cuz it had a severe shaking motion followed by a short back and forth motion. This means that the closer one is to the center of the quake...the more shaking you feel and the less "rolling" motion you feel. Like a rock that is thrown in the water....the center of the splash has less ripple effect but as the ripples spread....it's less impact affect and more "rolling" affect. The quake lasted about 20 secs.

You Have To Be Kidding!!!
CHRISTMAS STAMP How ironic is this??!! They don't even believe in Christ and they're getting their own Christmas stamp, but don't dream of posting the ten commandments on federal property? USPS New Stamp This one is impossible to believe. Scroll down for the text. If there is only one thing you forward today.....let it be this! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of Pan Am Flight 103! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military Barracks in Saudi Arabia ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa ! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE! REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/2001 ! REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks! Now the United States Postal Service REMEMBERS and HONORS the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a commemorative first class Holiday

A Cynical Willyiam For The Fuckin' Day 10/31/07
Another lie we tell each other; Abortion is murder (no religious debate folks), WTF? So why are the goddamn companies that make the "morning after pills" and Gyn schools that teach which "thing to snip" still fuckin' standing? Hmm can it be their campaign contributions? And, in fact, who made up "murder is wrong?" Must've been somebody that was alive but they had a fuckin' "vested interest" and "strong bias" in staying that way! Thanks to George Carlin for inspiration!

No One Was There
When the raw pain hit I found myself screaming. No one was there to hear my cries. When the tears began to fall I found myself running. No one was there to stop me. I looked around for comfort but only found myself alone. No one was there to hold me. All alone I searched for answers. Finally I saw a way. I pulled the trigger and all was dark. No one was there to take me home. Sherri Jones 01/15/06

Ihumor Makesthe World Spin
INSPIRATION gets you going and MOTIVATION keeps you going. Funny One Liners Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Honk if you want to see my finger. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. Multitasking means screwing up several things at once. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Guts vs. Balls We've all heard about people

I So Want To Put Your Name Here Baby...(my Love)
My Love, You're a sweetheart, You have problems just as we all do, But I am here now to help you through them, Please open up to me and allow me to be there for you, You're my sweetheart, My Love. 10-30-07 ~*Lauren*~

A Cocoon Story
Cocoon A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further. So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings. The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time. Neither happened! gIn fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly. What the man, in his kindness and haste, did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the

Old Computer Talk
Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy .. . . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!

I Would Be His Girlfriend Forever/if He Let Me
All I wanna know is if there are guys still like this out there that will let you do this with them????........Cause I do this all the time... This really is me!!!!! True Girlriend.... What a real woman would do.... • Grab his neck when you kiss him, it's a real turn on. Not his butt/hips. • Stay on the phone with him even if hes not saying anything. • When he's mad hug him tight and don't let go. Then kiss him. • When he says he's ok, dont believe it...talk with him • Never cheat on him because 10 yrs later he'll remember you • Call him at 12:00am on his birthday to tell him you love him • Call him before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat him like a person and not something to show off for • Tease him and let him tease you back. • Stay up all night with him when he's sick. • Watch his favorite movie with him. • TRUST HIM WITH HIS GUY FRIENDS • Let him wear your clothes. • When he's bored and sad, hang out with him. • Let him kno

Purity
This is where you fall to gray this is where you die today this is where the light leaves you You forced witness rape all your loved ones! You Feel them die Here is your hell! This is life leaving you! This is where you die today This is here where you will lay This is your shallow grave! Stabbing Whipping! Bleeding pleading! HERE IS YOUR HELL!

Grandma In Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you , Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. ' The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why, yes, I do . I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't bui

Girlfriend Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dan

I'll Never Forget Any Of You
What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will. In times of trouble, In times of need, If you are feeling SAD, You can count on me. I will giv

...more Daily Horoscope, Mine.
You may generally prefer ending projects to starting them, but today is better for getting started in new directions. You can tell that your good energy is ready to get to work on something big and bold! I think I may need help on this one... I am not big for change *sigh* :( oh, well... if the stars say so, lol.

600
I keep tryin to ask for help - but only a few do. :( I have decided - At the end of the month - I am doing a major deleting from my list. I will be removing ANYONE without a salute. Then from there sometime next month ... I will be deleting people in which I haven't talked to, sent drinks, comments etc to - and who haven't done the same. If you have any spare time at all today - Please leave some comments on the icon pic below. I'd like to get a blast.

The Contest I've Entered
has been moved up to begin tonight at midnight (est). and will run for a week this is a bombing contest ... person with the most comments wins and in the event of a tie the person with the most rates will win... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=657890&i=1473067213 will be the link to my photo in the contest, once it begins. thanks Dante0wns

Hope And Glory (or Lack Therof)
When life beats you down, sometimes you just have to run away. So was the case Friday with my solo jaunts to San Marcos and New Braunfels. First was a professional visit, critiquing and advising journalism students at The University Formerly Known as Southwest Texas. I've been volunteering on the campus advisory board for six years. Seems unusual I should be advising students on techniques and professional career paths at a school from which I dropped out of eons ago because of burn out. But traversing Texas State, for me, is quite fun even if it happens once every semester. Some friends who currently attend school entertain me with tales of cool classes, inspirational papers and projects and infuriating professors. Ah, the good ol' days! I get nostalgic over the numerous times I exacerbated my asthma hiking up and down the hilly terrain, particularly the emblematic Old Main Building where I took my mass communications courses. I walked the quad for a bit, with free swag in tow

A Death Sentence...
I am only in my room tonight, my roommates having gone home for the weekend. So, upon the second roommates leaving, she essentially left me a list of work to do. This is everything, including a job she was suppose to do. I have to clean all the dishes that have accumulated throughout the whole week because no one can clean immediately after themselves. I know I am guilty of this myself, but to lay everything on me is wrong in my personal opinion. On top of this, she was suppose to clean the bathroom, but, upon my return to the room, she told me she was unable to clean the bathroom cause she had to hurry on home to see her grandmother. While I respect this, she was done with class for a while and had time to clean the bathroom. In turn, she also decides to complain about my room and saying that I need to pick up my clothes, which were only around my desk. I understand that I need to respect the space, but they were not bothering her at all. Yea, she said she stepped on th

Cybering
OMG ITS FUNNY HOW MANY GUYS ARE JUST HERE TO CYBER, ONCE YOU ANNOUNCE THAT YOU DONT DO THAT, THEY REMOVE YOU AS A CRUSH..THAT IS JUST SAD AND SHALLOW, THEN GUYS WONDER WHY GIRLS TREAT THEM THE WAY THEY DO, WELL I DO ADMIRE MY GUY FRIENDS WHO STAY AROUND CAUSE THEY WANT TO BE FRIENDS..NOT HERE JUST TO CYBER..SO HUGS AND KISSES TO U AND TOO ALL THE GUYS WHO WANT A RELATIONSHIP..IM ALL OPEN FOR THAT TOO..

Saturday Night Dance - Geeze!
Oops I forgot to post this today ... (then 6 hours ago I posted it in a private album) So call it a: Saturday Night Dance by chance :) Did you have those growing up? Remember ALL my first came from results of those ... (including just "saying" I was going to a dance - and doing all the thing the youthful horny teen boys do . . .) So hopefully that thoughts of your youthful dance indiscretions made you smile ... perhaps even make you wanna go out dancing 8-p Here's to days comment, I hope it finds you with happy feet & a dazzling smile! O we waited LL those Days HOSE UglyGLY Days of the WeekEALLY WaitingREAMING BOUT the weekend :D :@ :-S iPpY! Now :) Lets :DSmile &

57 Girl Confessions
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Yes 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? Short party dress 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? I'd read it over and over again! 4. Group dates or single dates? Depends--prefer single 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Yes 6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? Not at all 7. Is your hair up or down today? It was down, now it's up 8. Do you straighten your hair? Sometimes 9. Favorite mascara? Any 10. Do you get your nails done? Yes 11. Small or large purses? Both-depends where u go 12. In your purse, what are your must haves? Cell, wallet, gum, lip gloss, keys 13. Jeans or sweats? Again-depends what Im doin 14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable? No 15. Do you text message a lot? Sometimes 16. What would you do if you got pregnant? Ahhh...??? 17. What’s your favorite color? Purple 18. Heels or flats? Mostl

Host A Passion Party!!
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"lock U Down"
[Intro:] Yeah, uh huh Yeah, sir What it is? See this right here is automatic man, understand that See what you know bout Scott Storch got torch And Weezy F got fiyah, yes And we bringin' back Ms. Mya, get it [Mya:] If I had a dollar for all of the times I thought I found the right one I'd be a billionaire and then I could probably ride out And go and find the right one I wouldn't mind a dude that could take my attitude And take the time to listen Someone that understands when I need a lil space And when I need attention But I'm lookin' for a real Somebody with direction (direction) Somebody with affection (affection) That knows how to put it on me That's what I need (that's what I need) Somebody who could read me, check me, when I need to be (oh yeah) Pick me up when I'm fallin' That's what I need [Hook:] So when I find you, I'll never let you get away Neva let you slip away I'mma lock you down, lock you down When I see you, I'll never look the other

Sexuality
Book: Bringers of The Dawn Chapter: Sexuality-- A Bridge to Higher Consciousness The sexual parts of the body are avenues to pleasure that create frequencies that heal and stimulate the body and potentially lead it to its higher spiritual self. Sexuality is so misunderstood on this planet that, when it is exchanged between two persons, very seldom is there an intent to connect spirituality with it. Sexuality invokes a spirituality that is free and that looks at itself as a creator. However, very seldom is sexuality used as a bridge to take you to higher levels of consciousness. We have spoken with a number of individuals who have been utilizing light. Since finding the proper partner in a monogamous situation, they have been able to achieve very high states of being. Monogamy tends to work for most of you very well because of where you are vibrationally. When you have many partners, you tend to be less than honest and to hide who you are: you share a little here, there, and

What It Means
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS: -Kiss on the Upperchest: I'm ready. - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: i want u now - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I LUV U ____________________________________________________ WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS: - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. - Touching on the Butt: Your fun. - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you. - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are. - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around. - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

The Final Verdict
The verdict is in and I lost. The battle between good and evil is over and the innocence of twin souls is gone. Nothing left to do but breathe. Such a stellar performance by the other side complete with tears and lies. All posibilities exhausted and nothing to show for it except a broken heart,a deep feeling of loss and a drained bank account. I have to believe there is a higher force at work here because I know I am a good person/mom. I mean, I can understand one crazy stoopid person in all this , but seven??? I honestly feel perhaps the boys or my ex are ment to see/experience something and maybe I am the vessel that brings this to light. One of the nails in my coffin was when the judge all but called me a liar saying she didnt believe me or my boys were not outside when everything went down...at this point I knew it was over. But now to make matters worse I have to take ANOTHER parenting class AND I am STILL in SAFE house (supervised) visits, then after all this MAYBE I will b

Favourite Lyrics Again
Cradle of Filth makes the cut this time! Cradle of Filth- Coffin Fodder The Time has come, To rise again, Freedom lift thy sewered hem, Free from beasts and skewered men My dreams unroll, Ten thousand fold, Their world will never take me, They will never desecrate my soul The Stars i have grasped, Are so far lonely constellations, And wishing on those stars, My Spirit bars annihilation From earthen miseries Hosts of most fell forms of greed Ghosts of pearly gate remissions Forever Haunting me, Slit the witch and watch him bleed As with any inquisition Lying from the start, The preachers plied their craft, Scoffing elder glories, And dying, I depart, To make their sunken hearts A coffin for their stories The Time is past To falter when Freedom slips my sombre pen And gates to wolves break open then My feelings may Seem constant prey, But claws no more will rake me, Those whores have fled to darker days Above and beyond, I have wrong

Omg!! I Finally Beat "cliffs Of Dover" On Expert! But...
I finally did it!! Took me about half an hour of failing it within the first 20-40% lol, but I got it. Primarily for the weird hammer-on riff just after the bulk of the intro (right around 23 seconds in this vid)... But I did it! Yes, Eric Johnson is the fucking MAN! Now if only I can beat Metallica's "One"... I'm failing this one at about 5:48 into this vid... That's basically six minutes of having no problems at all, and then getting fucking PWNED within 15 seconds. And Slayer's "Raining Blood"... I'm failing this one at about 1:15 in this vid... As you can see, the first part of it's fairly freakin' boring... So... yeah. And then... It's the battle against Lou, the devil, playing a metal version of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"... um... yeah... beating it on HARD was fucking tough. erm... fuck that...

Romantic Nov 6
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, November 6: You're in a sweet and sentimental state of mind, which could lead you to feeling a touch more nostalgic than usual. It's fine to miss the way things were, as long as you also appreciate where you are now.

Ima Sagittarius
TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. *12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautions.Bit of naughty. By far best in bed! The one and only. *7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost AQUARIUS - The one every girl or boy needs (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. A

First Blog
So, I started a fubar blog. I am unsure what to write about here considering I do not really do much on here. Hmmm... Anyway. I am a writer/spoken word artist, I have a passion for art in all various forms, I am open minded and kind. I adore coffee and smoke. It is a good day today other then the fact that I have been up since 4:30ish. C'est la vie.

The Light
The Light by BlueWolf © You are a vision Of brilliant light That shines it’s way To me in the night You cast out darkness All shadows disappear You warm my heart And soul when your near Your eternal radiant light Helps me to grow I will forever cherish This gift that you bestow It is that guiding light That surely got me through Like a beacon of love That leads me straight to you...... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Lovin Life
Well I'm back online. My net got turned on today :) I miss y'all!!!!!!!!!!!! And u know what, I'm loving every minute of it!!!!!! In fact I'm gonna go out tonight and celebrate my upcoming freedom from marraige :)

My Newest Poem
THE LOVE OF ME YOU ARE MAD AT ME AND THAT IS ALL YOU CAN SEE I WOULD NOT HAVE HURT YOU THAT WAY YET YOU NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I SAY I HURT DEEP DOWN INSIDE OF MY HEART IT GETS WORSE EVERYDAY WE ARE APART NOW THERE IN NO HOPE FOR YOU TO SEE THE TRUTH DEEP INSIDE OF ME MY HEART HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOURS NOW YOU SHUT IT BEHIND CLOSE DOORS NOW YOU HAVE NOT A WORD TO SAY YOU HAVE PUSHED ME SO FAR AWAY YOU CAN FIND WHERE THE TRUTH LIES JUST LOOK MY LOVE DEEP IN MY EYES NOW I WILL GO BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO SEE THE LOVE AND THE TRUTH DEEP INSIDE OF ME

Cam Night
Ok My Fubar Friends And Stalkers tomorrow night(Thursday) Me and my girls are having one last cam session before I will be off line for awhile..I am FINALLY moving and won't be back on for some time..So come celebrate my last night on line with us!! Message me and let me know who all will be attending and ill give my yahoo ID.. Hope you all can come.. Love ya Bitches!!!

Funny, Funny And It Even Ends In Men
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MEN-tal-illness MEN-strual-cramps MEN-tal- breakdown MEN-opause GUY-necologist AND ... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS-terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ? Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them...

Funny
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he was in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a b

Funny
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says happily. A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?" "Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes

Fairy Tales
I sit and gaze Into your eyes losing myself for days Though everyone else sighs Im so in love with you Just as you seem to be with me We find theres nothing we wouldnt do And everyone else can see We have such a happy life Without all the struggle and pain Lacking all the strife So let our love reign A perfect life is what we share Without a single worry No other reason to care No reason to be in a hurry But looking back on that day I see now, more then before I made a huge mistake And this is for sure This fairytale isnt all it was sais to be Reading about it to understand Even if it were to happen to me Thats not something I could stand To be swept right off my feet and placed on a pedistal Wouldnt be a treat It would be cruel Not able to do as you want It would be really bad Everyone else would begin to taunt And I would only be sad I couldnt live the royal life Its not something I want to do I couldnt play the part of a roy

Twelve Greek Orhodox Priests
Twelve Greek Orthox priests from Patmos were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his privates and they Were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests Until she got to the final priest Father Euthimios. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and Fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Father Euthimios took a few steps Forward, and bent over to pick it up. Then......., all the other bells started to ring.

Peering Into The Heart Of A Black Hole
Quantum mechanics might be capable of stripping bare a black hole to reveal the mysterious and unseeable 'singularity' that exists at its heart, say George Matsas and André da Silva of the São Paulo State University in Brazil. It has long been suspected that these singularities "where the known laws of physics break down" are always decorously veiled behind the 'event horizon', a boundary beyond which light cannot escape from the fearsome gravitational pull of a black hole. Theoretically, nothing within an event horizon can ever be perceived or investigated by an outside observer, because no light can escape. So the singularities remain insulated from the rest of the Universe. This amounts to what in 1969 physicist Roger Penrose called 'cosmic censorship', whereby the laws of physics conspire to save us from having to gaze on the unthinkable. According to Einstein's general theory of relativity, in the middle of a black hole, its mass collapses in on itself to form an infinitely small,

Where's The Luv
Well first off, I'm really worried about coming off as a bitch here ( not my intent at all! )..but I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm sorting through my friends list. I really don't want to delete anyone, because there must have been something about me that interested you in the first place, or you wouldn't have requested my friendship, or accepted my request. But if it takes too much out of your day to slap a friendly.. hello, how are ya.. on my page once in a while..then you're only interested in one thing in my opinion. And that's only to hover and wait to see my NSFW pics that I post. Yes, I have "risque"..lol.. pics on my profile, but I only show what is seen on a beach, and really not even that much. But I agree with all men, that women are beautiful creatures, with beautiful bodies, and as long as you share it tastefully..it's all good ;) So anyway, if I take the time out of my day, to find a cool, pretty, funny or sexy comment graphic, ( I always send out a graphic

What's Up With That?
Funny how sometimes the Horror-scope seems completely off base, and other times, well .... Your emotional state is pretty intense at the moment -- it may be a new romance, or some new issue that is getting you excited. Try not to worry too much about whether or not it's going to work out.

I Can't Belive I Even Wasted My Time. Read Bottom To Top
For anyone that reads this...this may make me look like the bad guy, is he not in the wrong as well? Comment are greatly appreciated! (sorry for all the extra stuff headers and what not) Hide header Date: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:10:47 -0700 From: Size: 5 KB To: fu1313918@fubar.com Reply-To: Hmmm yeah that is what I thought. See maybe you should learn to talk to someone first, before you just start mouthing off. Not everyone is "like you" or thinks like you...obviously you have not figured that out. Just because someone grows up around "white people"( as you put it) does not mean that they have "forgotten" whatever it is that you seem to think that people forget. I am proud of who I am. I am a mother, educated, and self sufficient ... on top of that very happy with every aspect of my life. You have shown your ignorance and intollerance of the differences that we have in this world. Come on, we live in the world largest melting pot...or do you not know that.?? Yo

Something To Keep Ya Occupied.....
I am not a hero For you I would bleed I don't have a halo I'd fight your demons until I ceased to breath I'm not bullet proof I'd take one for you My kryptonite is the truth It's the best that I can do Don't make me more than I am There is something you need to know I'm nothing more than a man I am not a hero

Ratings
I am such a nice and friendly girl. Why does someone have to piss me off by down rating me. Now I know I am not a 10, not everyone is, but if you can't rate me a 10 then don't rate me at all. I don't rate those I can not rate a ten. Rating them a ten does not mean you find them attractive, just that perhaps you liked something on their page. Anyway, I'm done babbling..

Tax
What Happened? At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts R

Support Our Troops And It Takes Just A Second Of Your Time...
can completely brighten a soldier's day! Something cool that Xerox is doingIf you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services.How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second.Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these?Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them. spread the word!! i plan on sending some everyday :)

This Time Imperfect
I cannot leave here. I cannot stay. Forever haunted, more than afraid. Asphyxiate on words I would say. I'm drawn to a blackened sky as I turn blue. There are no flowers, no, not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, Just these stark words I find. I'd show a smile but I'm too weak. I'd share with you, Could I only speak, Just how much this hurts me. I cannot stay here. I cannot leave. Just like all I loved, I'm make-believe. Imagined heart, I disappear. Seems no one will appear here and make me real. There are no flowers, no, not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, Just these stark words I find. I'd show a smile but I'm too weak. I'd share with you, Could I only speak, Just how much this hurts me. I'd tell you how it haunts me. There are no flowers, no, not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, Just these starks words I find. I'd show a smile but I'm too weak. I'd share with yo

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/10/07
Take note of Eric's last line everybody that thinks they above, or immune, I'll get to ya gimme fuckin' time! The health of a society "Depends On Your Point of View!" This has always been a sick fuckin' society to me, is there another that you can buy "Edible Crotchless Panties," "Penis Enlarging Pills," and "Unscented Cat Food?" But this society has, also, always been home to me! BTW I failed the license test so if you laugh at this and I get a fuckin' ticket... LOL "At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humor it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim im

Fubar Adoption Who Wants Me!
Ok I'll try this !!! Here's goes FUBAR ADOPTION..LOL Here's the rules of fubar Adoption : Send this to all the people on your list and see who wants to own you.- The first person to send u a message saying " I own you" owns you. It's simple... P.S. send it cuz it is kinda funny and it might be surprising to see who gets you first See who picks you... Let the games begin! lolol The things Fubar lovers come up with lol :P

Dear Sergeant
SAD BUT TRUE!! Try to not cry Dear Sergeant, An Iraqi brought a gun to kill He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Sergeant, I was a good soldier, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got promoted fast But Sergeant, when I went on patrol today, I never said See u later, I'm sorry Sergeant, I had to go, But Sergeant, please don't cry. When the Iraqi shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because the Iraqi Got the gun from his leader. Sergeant, please tell my parents; That I love them very much, And please tell my lady ; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush I do love her and will always. And tell my brother; That he is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my boys; That they always were the best; Sergeant, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Sergeant, tell m

"mr. Bake-o"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shit I ever tasted I think they fucking laced it Cause I'm so damn lambasted Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype He sparked three bows just to show he could take it Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked He's fucking wasted It's the best shit he ever tasted He's lost in fucking spaced-ed Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted Oh I spent the last two hours hiding under my bed Cause I looked in the garbage can and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head I'm fucking wasted Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak He lo

Devils Train Updated V2
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Pda's
I went ot BJ's this morning after breakfast, was just meandering around looking for stuff to spend money on that I didn't need. Amazingly I got out of there spending less than 20 bucks. Anyway, as I was walking around the corner, I saw a couple comming down the aisle and one leaned over and gave the other a kiss. It made me think, wow I miss that. It's been over a decade since I had been involved like that with anyone. A real relationship. But then on the same note, I've been single and independent for so long, I find it hard to open up enough for that possibility. As with many men and women, when you get to be our age, too many broken hearts and false promises tends to leave one slightly jaded..

Written By A Good Friend Of Mine
I would open the champagne and make a toast Take a drink then pull you close I'd close my eyes then and kiss your lips I'd caresse and rub your sexy hips I'd pull you close so I could fell your body heat I'd kiss your neck, till your body got weak. I'd kiss from your neck down to your chest I'd unbutton your shirt to free your breast I will kiss and like your nipples and flick them with my tongue At the same time, I'll be fingering you, feeling your hot wet cum. I go back to kissing your lips, as I slide you pants to the floor Then I'll slide off your panties, and rub you down there till you're begging for more. I'd lay you down on the bed, and start kissing you more I start kissing down your body till you can't stand anymore You push my head down to where we both wanted it to be I lick and suck till you start scream, I keep going cause you taste so goo d to me You wrap your legs around my head as I'm sucking your clit I reach up with both my hands a

Reflections Of A Hawk
I’ve always been the girl that people confided in. A blessing yet a curse; I am considered an understanding person, a wonderful shoulder to lean and cry on and a strong support when the world feels as it is about to crumble beneath your feet. Like a hawk, I always observed, kept my eyes focused, soaked in my surroundings. I quickly learned how the world worked. At a young age I had matured and had a good understanding about things people even in their forties still tried to get a grasp on. At the tender age of seven I was giving relationship advice to adults! A seven year old who never even experienced a relationship; who should have been to young to even have a idea what love really is. Yet, my advice was always taken and it worked. At a young age I knew that communication, understanding and compromise makes a relationship work. Things these adults had no idea about, that a mere child had to come along and tell them. Its strange how life goes at times isn’t it?

9 Words Women Use
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (refer to #1 above) 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and w

Down And Dirt Crew!!!!!!
TO THE ONE LITTLE CHILD THAT THEY CALLED ICE I THINK HIS NAME IS BIG DADDY OR SOME SHIT ! IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY QUIT BEING A LITTLE BITCH BOY LIKE YOU AND SO MANY OF YOU ARE AND COME TO ME WITH IT ! HERE ARE THE FACTS YOU COULD NOT HANDLE BEING JUST A PART OF A CREW WHINING TO ME ALL THE TIME ABOUT THIS AND THAT ABOUT DSC AND LOOSING UR LOUNGE AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN SO U CREATED UR OWN FAMILY! I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO ANYONE! THEN YOU GO TO MY FRIENDS AND BEG THEM FOR THEIR NSF AND DEMAND THAT IF THEY ARE IN YOUR'E CREW THAT THEY SHOW THEM TO YOU WELL GUESS WHAT LOOSER ANOTHER FACT! I GOT TIRED OF WHINEY LITTLE PUNKS LIKE U SO I DID DELETE MY LOUNGE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS TO DEAL WITH ALL THE CHILDREN MAKING FAKE ACCTS AND COMING IN THE LOUNGE AND MESSING WITH PEOPLE SO I JUST DELETED IT WHO CARES! IT SEEMS THAT LOOSERS LIKE YOU THAT DO NOT HAVE A LIFE CAN SIT UR ASS IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER ALL DAY WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH BOY I DONT HAVE TIME TO PLAY T

Fubar
Fuck I really hate this fucking site. The fucking men are fucking dogs and dont know how to treat a girl. And the fucking women are NUTS!.. I really dont think i have a good enough reason to be on this damn site any more. Im just really fucking agitated right now, and i dont think there is one decent person that is on right now that i can fucking talk to.. fuck fuck fuck...i hate being an angry girl..men look at me like AHH!!! not to mention the jealousy ..i was never jealous in my life...and now i am..where the fuck did this come from.. someone come fucking shoot me.

I Am
Blue Moon I Am by BlueWolf © I am your night, you are my moon Only for you my heart plays a tune. I am your rose, you are my garden It's for you my rose keeps growing. I'm your blue sky, you're my bird Flying high with beauty as you soar. I am your wings, you are my angel My gift from god, my heart's savior. I am all your dreams you dream of Inside of your heart, I am your love..... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Near You
I don’t care if you say the same thing about me, I don’t care if you love me too, but I love you. And I can’t go on without you knowing that, you’re the first person who can stop me in a single glance. You’re the first person I’m nervous to talk to, because I don’t know what to say, You’re the first person that made me be happy near them, All I have to do is be near you. I love you......