Fubar Blog Posts 2

Snappedshot
Video____1. Click Here Video____2. Click Here Video____3. Click Here Shitting Asians Sex Anal Arabic Wife Sex Videos Recumbant Tricyles Vagina Photogallery Teen Toying Regan Resse Anal Preteen Photo Veronica Varekova Naked Young Foreign Girls Sexscandalsvideo Submit Nude Photos Xxx Nudes Saw Me Naked Vcd Lucah Young Nude Model Tgp Preteen Latina Spankin Spice Girls Wannabe Ranma Hentai Pics Preteem Model Sexy Women Suck Romy Schneider Nude Underage Art Gallery Shemale Midget Top 10 Hentai Films Torture Seductive Talk Shooting Cum Skinny Nude Men Thai Oil Massage Video Teen Kelly Nude Ragnarok Porn Top Preteen Model So So Young Nude Sex Photo Soft Porn Movies Free Shaved Pussy Thumbs Spanking Jeans Tiny Anal Teens Red Carpet Nip Slips Pussy Cock Cum Xxx Free Mature Punishment Corset Teenpics Witch Porn Sex In Dressing Rooms Sexy House Wifes Nude Squirting Clips Up The Skirt Celebs Tube Bizzare Sarah Chal

Snapvine
It's up the pisser. I can call in from my phone and hear my messages, and it tells me I can leave ones, and lets me do all teh shit, only those messages then never appear. And when I tried to record an intro, it now says I have one, but it is just silent when I click on it on my page. Other than "use a mic", any suggestions? Like, why can't it hear my phone?

Snapvines, Whores, And Piercings
Okay. I know that the three subjects don't really seem to fit together....and they don't. I just didn't feel like writing three different blogs. Enjoy my rambling. Snapvines: I'm thinking that you should all leave me a snapvine. Something funny and cute. Make me laugh. If I could get snapvines to load on my browser, I'd leave them back. I'll have to figure out how I can get to it. Anyway, just please leave me one. Whores: There are plenty of whores on this site. Even more point whores. Nothing wrong with either, I suppose. But in this case, I'm talking about point whores. I think if you are going to point whore, do it "fair". Is there even a way to be fair? I doubt it. I just think if a person is going to beg for someone to R/F/A, they should rate and fan back. Really pathetic. Yes, I was being a point whore and decided to R/F/A the last HH. Granted it was because she was offering bling and I wanted it. Thing is, she waiting until the last minute to accept my friend reques

Snappy Title Here
You know, it usually seems that after some sort of heartache is when I become myself the most. I want to get out and do things, because that's what makes me happy - going out and having an adventure. Life should be an adventure, right? I like being a simple person, but I love to go out and have fun! Tuesday night I went out with an old friend from high school to see a band play at the Viper Room in Hollywood. They were actually pretty good. The style of music is very influenced by the glam rock of the 80's, but they had their own spin off it. My friend bought himself a cd. I'll probably end up stealing it from him to put on my computer, whenever I get my own back. It was really fun. At one point the singer jumped off stage and rushed right passed me, stepping on my toes in the process! At least I had my boots on, otherwise my toes would have been hurting for the rest of the night. It was cool though. I really wish my friend Xander would have been there. I only know him online from the

Snapvine
What better place to post the messages that everyone left me on Snapvine. I thank each of you for being a part of my life in this way and I archive those messages here because they are part of the story of my life for the friends they represent. You will need flash installed to load the player.

[snap, The Job's A Game]
Today I got written up for my snarky emails.I used this opportunity to come back swinging.I cut my manager down, I used every trick in my playbookhostile body languageintimidationmindtrickstraps within the conversation and previous conversations/expectationsaccusations that were rational to to assume even if I didn't really believe themI had him shakingliterally shaking in his chairred in the facesweating in a cool roomand unable to make eye contact.At one point he said he was uncomfortable and intimidated and thought it might be best to call his boss in to mediate.I encouraged it. I welcomed the idea of having two managers to berate. There was always that remote possibility that my boss' boss would side with me anyway.Then I played the sympathy cardI even rubbed my eyes and squeezed my throat muscles together to sound choked upcourseit helped to bring up some of the worst memories of my own life to drive the point.I accused him of wasting my timeof not acknowledging the hard work I

7 Snappy Comebacks For Those Lame Anti-occupy Talking Points (repost)
Lame, pat, pre-packaged putdowns of Occupy Wall Street: We all deal with ‘em, whether we’re arguing with a neighbor, appearing on Fox, or answering the jeers of relatives who’ve just received a chain email that “really puts the protesters in their place.” Here are a few easy comebacks for your next argument. They cover everything from the supposed “hypocrisy” of demonstrators who buy cardboard (really!) to snarky comments about scruffy-looking anticapitalists with beards. 1. They say “Oh, look. The demonstrators buy stuff from corporations!” You say “Whaddya expect? Corporate lackeys in government have forced everybody else out of business!” I don’t know who came up with this lame picture, but it’s making the rounds on Wall Street - and with all the other Americans co-opted by its propaganda: Hey, bankers! Is that the best you’

Snap Frames
snap frames Businesses looking for low-cost advertising tools, often decide on a selection of snap frames for poster display. When you use printed posters to highlight special offers or promote a particular service or product, they need to be changed regularly but displayed safely and kept clean for the duration of the promotion. This is where snap frames are so useful. Snap frames are a way of displaying posters that protects them from damage and graffiti with a perspex covering. Often the frames have a hinged door that is lockable. This means that it is easy to change the poster when you are rotating your product advertising or special offers adverts. They also come in a range of sizes from A4 all the way up to A1 and even A0. Snap frames have an advantage over light boxes and illuminated displays in that they are simple to install, not needing any electrical wiring or installation. If you are a sales agent or run a small business, one of the biggest puzzles is about the marketing

Snapped On Thursday In A 3-1 Victory Against The Kitchener
LEVERKUSEN, Germany - Former Bayern Munich goalkeeper Michael Rensing has signed a one-year deal with Bundesliga club Bayer Leverkusen, and will likely be used as a backup for Bernd Leno. Rensing played for Cologne last season but the club was unable to afford the goalkeeper after getting relegated from the Bundesliga. Rensing failed to break through at Bayern and was released in 2010. He was out of job for half a season before Cologne hired him in December 2010. Leno was brought to Leverkusen to step in for injured former Germany goalkeeper Rene Adler, who has been subsequently released to join Hamburger SV. Cheap Jerseys Wholesale . The 19-year-old forward, who had his 13-game point streak snapped on Thursday in a 3-1 victory against the Kitchener Rangers, has 19 goals and 48 points in 28 games, which puts him second in OHL scoring behind Niagara IceDogs forward Ryan Strome. Cheap NFL Jerseys Paypal . The linebacker made one Pro Bowl and one All-Pro team in 11 NFL seasons

Snapdragon 805: Tablet And Smartphone Chip From Qualcomm Is 2014
Qualcomm has the ARM processor Snapdragon 805 introduced ultra HD, a system-on-chip for smartphones and tablets imaginary with four Krait cores, the graphics core Adreno 420 as well as Wi-Fi and mobile radio connection. He should prepare mobile devices for the 4K-Zeitalter, so allow the recording and playback of 4K-Videos, as well as internal 4K-Displays and 4K-Monitore control - and this hold especially enough graphics power. The four Krait-450 cores reach 2.5 GHz, so 0.2 GHz over at the predecessor of Snapdragon 800. Storage throughput is Qualcomm with 25.6 GB / s on which would be a duplication: the Snapdragon 800 has two 32-bit channels at 800 MHz, creates a maximum of 12.8 GB / s. Because Qualcomm could have probably mentioned a widening of the memory bus, the Snapdragon 805 with LPDDR3-3200 memory (1.6 GHz) should cope. It is however doubtful, whether all manufacturers (or initially even a) then this memory use; more LPDDR3-2133 should be used - thus 17 GByte/s.

Snarling..............
The black silk covering my eyes had been carefully placed and the lights lowered just in case. He slides against me, the sweat on our bodies mingling to help us move together with an effortless momentum. I'm so close, my swollen clit begging for release. My pussy aching for his thrusts. I can only utter mute sounds. He is whispering in my ear and alternately biting me on the neck. He knows how close I am. He coaxes me to cum but makes sure I can't. Sweat pours down my neck and between my breasts. One perfect drop descends, forming on my nipple and his finger flicks it off. He begins a grind that thrusts his cock into me hard and in perfect rhythm with my needs. The sweet spot inside me swells and I feel my clit kiss his thick cock. "Oh yes" I hiss as he grabs a chunk of hair and pulls me back to kiss me. He knows what I want. He's holding it in his hand. It's cold as it slides over my nipple. Colder running down my naked belly. My orgasm is so

Snarkle Hates Chipminks
Why did i bother to buy manwich sauce when i coulda bought it already made and just ready to go in the microwave and bam 5 min its done... Freakin defrosting the turkey, cooking the turkey, heating the turkey with the sauce.. lame Screw saving a dollar i am never makin this mistake again. sorry but in my opinion if you cant have it delivered to your door or out of a microwave in less than 5 minutes... its not worth eating ne way i passed the test i was killin myself over more than passed i spanked it like a bitch well at least moreso than anyone else and he grades on a curve but now i have a headache.. i think i spent to much time with someone... ha ha fuckin indirect comments. ok night

The Snarky
THe snarky is a part of my personality that pretty much says , I've been pushed too far, I've tried playing nice and been disrespected, and am letting those that choose to be disrespectful, I am not a door mat, do not take my kindness for weakness, and when I say no , that is the end of it. For those of my true friends and family thanks for your support For those of you that push me too far, I am not a bitch, I am standing up for myself. If you want respect you must give it. End of story!

Snatch
the rain was pouring down hard, she ran down the streets as quick as she could. Why did it have to rain today, the one day she decided to try and be sexy in heels? she could hear her shoes clacking against the wet pavement and with every step she felt her step become more and more unsure as her feet began to wobble under the spiked red heels. a sudden pain in the back of her head surged through her whole body as someone grabbed a handful of her hair and pulled her into a puddle, dragging her against the wet pavement and into a nearby alleyway. she tried to look around at her assailant, but they quickly tied a blindfold around her face and stuffed something in her mouth to gag her. her tongue worked at the metallic tasting object in her mouth, trying to force it out, but it was stuck, tied with a tight belt around her head. as her hands were forced above her head and cuffed together she felt her body be lifted up slightly, only enough where her feet could no longer touch the ground.

Snatchy Fingers
This has got to be one of the funniest bubble gum machine toy's you could ever get your children.Not only are Snatchy Fingers fun the name is just a s fun when you think about it..Snatching dollar bills off the table from four feet away is awesome.AND I'll bet you called them snatchy Hands.I guess you have to say it out load for it to be funny

Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground
Take me down, 6 underground, The ground beneath your feet, Laid out low, nothing to go Nowhere a way to meet Ive got a head full of drought, Down here, so faroff losing out Round here, Overground, watch this space, Im open to falling from grace Calm me down, bring it round Too way high off your street I can see like nothing else In me youre better than I wannabe Dont think cos I understand, I care, dont think cos Im talking were friends, Overground, watch this space, Im open to falling from grace Talk me down, safe and sound Too strung up to sleep Wear me out, scream and shout Swear my times never cheap I fake my life like Ive lived Too much, I take whatever youre given Not enough, Overground, watch this space, Im open to falling from grace

Sneak Peek...
as talks keep going with a publisher, i thought i'd offer a sneak peek from my novel "godspeed"... Waking swings like a hammer to the back of my skull, sending sparks exploding behind my eyes, and a swell of blood to my heart. When my eyes open in the blackness, I'm sitting erect in bed, sweat wringing down my face. It's a little past two in the morning. I've slept for twenty minutes. The room is the darkness of night in Big Sky country when the clouds lay low and thick. A darkness you can't even imagine unless you've experienced it. Like when people say the can't see their hand right in front of their face. Light can't penetrate the curtains, even in the shittiest motels. A nuclear blast could go off a hundred yards away and you would never know until the shock wave hit you. The air conditioner sputters and spits, struggling and failing to keep the room cool. It just circulates the stale, dead air. I can hardly breathe. If there is a Hell, I imagine it smells a lot like

Sneaking Out Early
three girls all work in the same office with the same female boss. each day, they noticed the boss left work early. one day the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. after all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early.....? the brunette was thrilled to be home early. she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. the redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting dinner date. teh blonde was happy to be get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss!! gently she closed the door and crept out of her house. the next day, at their coffee break, teh brunette and the redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No Way", the

Sneak Preview One: The Gay Buddha
Introduction Being gay in an almost entirely straight and often times homophobic society is a challenge. It is important for gay men to understand that we do not have to accept the shame and self-hatred society wants for us. This is especially important when we are still struggling to identify who it is we fall in love with. We also do not have to accept gay culture. We can be individuals. We are men who happen to fall in love with men and so much more. Finding out who we are as gay men specifically and as human beings in general is a challenge. Here is the way I have let go of the roles I thought society made for me and the ones I made for myself. Chapter One: The Root of Suffering The root of our suffering is that we tell ourselves a story about ourselves, our lives and the way the world works and then buy it. We build an image of ourselves and of the world. When we do this, someone or something will come along and knock it down. The root of my suffering was what I

A Sneak Peak Into The Auction!!!
Just a quick sneak peak into the auction because I can't contain the secret!! Some of the entrants are offering HH's, Bling Packs, Blasts and much, much more!!! This auction is going to be awesome and sure to rock some socks off =)!!!! I can't wait to see what happens!!!! Also, I've thrown another twist into it!!! I, yes, I am auctioning myself =) So don't miss out!!! You just don't know what this auction can bring you!!! **** NOTICE **** There is still time to get in this auction. The last day to enter is March 13th... So come on!!! What are you waiting for?!?! If you want to get in this auction, please see my other blog or bulletin for details. We'd love to have you in it!!! This very fun, sock rocking auction is brought to you by: SpizZyGooDNesS ♥ Crushed by RaZorsEdge ♥ ♠ Fukk buddy to 2slutty ♠@ fubar

Sneakers :p
You Are Sneakers You are creative, funky, and forward thinking. You are cool, but you are still approachable. You are stylish and edgy, but you aren't a slave to fashion. You tend to put your own spin on trends. You tend to have a fast paced, busy lifestyle. Not a lot of people can keep up with you! You should live: Near nature You should work: In a job that keeps you on the go What Kind of Shoe Are You?

Sneak A Peek
(repost) Come to Temptation’s Playhouse for chat, flirt, and great friends! One of the hottest new lounges on Fu! Great music, live DJ’s, sexy peeps and great friends! NO DRAMA allowed! Owner: PASTEL PRINCESS Co-Owner: Sarab Co-Owner: VampGirl Station Owner: Dark Angel

A Sneaky Peek
“When you walked through me you never realized what you took with you. I watched your spirit fill me with numbness and then hold the heart which keeps me safe from harm. My glass stained eyes watched as it beats within your hands, my eyes unable to cry my body unable to feel. You spoke to me with hidden words and feel me with hidden feelings, the world spins in fast motion but nothing comes alive within me. I have no strength to fight you; I have no more left to give. The blood of my heart trickles down your cold heartless hand but you do not flinch. I watch your lizard like tongue lick and taste the sweetness of my goodness, you smile and show me your vampire like teeth. Clawed feet sit on the end of your tired but wholesome body, you stare at me and sense my fear your long nose sniffs my body as you try to lick me, I pull away. The thoughts I had are no more, the pictures of love have gone, my body is fading fast but you stand there. A world full of bloodshed and evil to which you p

Sneakers And Flip-flops
When you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.' I'm just sayin...

Sneak Preview
Ok, you're getting a sneak preview of one of the pics that I have made for when (crossing fingers) I get Spotlight. I have a problem. Beauty has asked to be taken out of the pic for personal reasons. I deleted all of the pics as I made the graphics, so I didn't save them. The thing is, I can't figure out who the last person is in this graphic: I hit up some random people for donations, so it could be one of them. I'm trying to figure out the identity of the person in the Beatles hat so I can re-steal their pic. Does anyone know who it is?

Sneaking In The Bar To Meet With Ex.
I have been thinking for the last two nights about meeting my ex in a bar and getting hot and hotter and wondering if I would be drunk enough to take him somewhere that he has not seen in a long time. Should I show him what his missed? Or still let him think he is the s.., Should I smile all kind and sweet then leave him wondering where I went? I was thinking of a nice hotel with lights, camera, action and the rest. But, I just can't decide if I want a long island iced tea or just let it ride?

Sneaking Sweets
Sneaking Sweets I had been asked to do a eating set in pantyhose and high heels. So here you go. I am to be losing weight so I had to sneak the cream filling cakes. They remind me of your hard cock that makes my sweet pussy full of cream. I treat the cake like I would your hard cock. Seductively sucking and licking out all that yummy cream. Make sure you check out the video that goes with this set called "Sneaking Sweets and Masturbating". I end up cumming all over as I eat sweets. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame-- Hugs and KissesExotic Flamehttp://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Sneakers, Tennis Shoes, And Socks...oh My!
Let me know what you think. Did you learn something? Find any spelling or grammar problems? How to Select the Proper Athletic Footwear By: Amy ________, ATC, LAT Over the past few decades the athletic and fitness shoe manufacturing industry has exploded. There are slews of options when it comes to purchasing shoes for different athletic activities. Selecting the correct shoe is one of the most crucial things an athlete can do to prevent a foot injury. So how do you know which pair of shoes to buy? Before you go shoe shopping, have an athletic trainer evaluate your feet for any structural deformities as well as inspect the wear on your current shoes. You should select a pair of shoes based on the way your feet are structured as well as what sport or activity you’re going to be participating in. Different sports and activities have different requirements for shoes. For example, a basketball shoe has more ankle support for sudden starts and stops on the court whereas a running

Sneaky
This won't be sneaky because Van is on my list and will more than likely read this thing. So...Van, give me your address, please. If you don't...I won't be your lover anymore..... And if by chance he doesn't read this....I need one of you sneaky fucks to get it for me :) Thanks

Sneakers Ue Embargo Sur Les Produits De Consommation Contenant Du Fumarate De Diméthyle
Chaussures de sport de l'UE a mis sur le marché pour la répression de produits de consommation contenant du fumarate de diméthyle a décidé de rédiger, maillot de foot 2013 selon le premier volume d'un point de pourcentage, le taux de croissance s'est manifestée vers le bas. Images sous la forme d'une idole bonne variété d'intervalle d'origine MICHAEL JACKSON (Michael Jackson), la mort est d'environ trois ans (trois ans) le 25 juin, il a été signalé », pensa Ma Chao, je ne peux m'empêcher, trop tard pour dire: Je suis désolé. Présente une production et des ventes, employant vue réduite. Jin Rui semelle ligne de production, la victoire enregistrée Xiong chaussures de marque déposée. Ajoute les produits importés et le coût du capital. 6% à partir Products Co.,maillots de foot , Ltd pour l'enfance (Chine) ce prix quand fidèle à son nom. Début Products Co., Ltd pour l'enfance (Chine), il ya une forte civilisation famille exclusive, seulement pour résoudre le problème central de la cultu

Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom...so the man stands up to let her out. She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom. The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?" The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?" She says: "Pepper."

Sneezes
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his penis out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?" The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The woman, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?" The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

The Sneeze
THE SNEEZE > > > > They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into > the already crowded auditorium With rich maroon gowns flowing and the > traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt. > > Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away > tears. > > This class would not pray during the commencements----not by choice, > but because of a recent court ruling prohibiting it. > > The principal and several students were careful to stay within the > guidelines allowed by the ruling. They gave inspirational and > challenging speeches, but no one mentioned divine guidance and no one > asked for blessings on the graduates or their families. > > The speeches were nice, but they were routine.....until the final > speech received a standing ovation. > > A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone. He stood still > and silent for just a moment, and then, it happened. All 92 students,

Sneetches
This is my FAVORITE Dr Seuss story. Why? because it is so very true! THE SNEETCHES by Dr. Suess Now the Star-bellied Sneetches had bellies with stars. The Plain-bellied Sneetches had none upon thars. The stars weren't so big; they were really quite small. You would think such a thing wouldn't matter at all. But because they had stars, all the Star-bellied Sneetches would brag, "We're the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches." With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they'd snort, " We'll have nothing to do with the plain-bellied sort." And whenever they met some, when they were out walking, they'd hike right on past them without even talking. When the Star-bellied children went out to play ball, could the Plain-bellies join in their game? Not at all! You could only play ball if your bellies had stars, and the Plain-bellied children had none upon thars. When the Star-bellied Sneetches had frankfurter roasts, or picnics or parties or marshmallow toa

Sneezing
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, "I couldn't help but notice" he said, "that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you," she replied. "I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition be

Sneeze.
Achoo. i don't feel good today. But i can't sit around all day and watch cartoons like i normally do when i feel icky. i have to do Mother's Day junk and buy printer ink. =/ Sigh. Job interview tomorrow. i really hope i don't still feel sick.

Sneek Peek!
There I was lying in a bathtub full of blood my blood my mind was coming in and out and when it was in. thats when i heard them their voices sounding a lot more worried then angry like they shouldve been. i couldnt hear the words they were saying but i know my name came up now and then and dannys name. oh how i miss that boy soon i will be with him wherever he is i will soon find out. then i heard my moms voice on the other side of the door asking if everything was alright and right then is when everything went black and i couldnt hear or see anything anymore.

The Sneeze
THE SNEEZE >> >They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the >> >already crowded auditorium With rich maroon gowns flowing and the >> >traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt. >> > >> >Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away >> >tears. >> > >> >This class would not pray during the commencements----not by choice, but >> >because of a recent court ruling prohibiting it. >> > >> >The principal and several students were careful to stay within the >> >guidelines allowed by the ruling. They gave inspirational and > challenging speeches, but no one mentioned divine guidance and no one > asked for blessings on the graduates or their families. >> > >> >The speeches were nice, but they were routine.....until the final speech >> >received a standing ovation. >> > >> >A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone. He stood still and >> >silent for just a moment, and then, it happened. All

Sneezing .......
lol I'm sick with a flu right now and today my son, my loving big lil hunk of love, starts in on me about my sneezes! lol. He said I sneeze too much like a girl. lol. I said well duh! I AM a 'girl'!lol. Every time I sneeze, he starts in with his sound effects now......... goin "atewww""atwewww". This kid cracks me up! :D lol.

Sneeze
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold that man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." Replied the woman. The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that c

Sneezing
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?' 'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never

Sneeezing
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class Section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently Wiped her nose,then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. Thinking Nothing of it, the man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose,then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman had a cold, the man was somewhat curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man finally turned to the woman And said, 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you okay?' 'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition -- whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, although more than a bit embarrassed, was still c

Sneezes
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?' 'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curi

Sneezing And Sexual Thoughts...
lately my fiance has been sneezing, alot! He says its allergies, and it could be, but I found this news article and it causes me to pause... (WebMD) Sure, you sneeze when you've got a cold. But some sneezes may happen just by thinking about sex or having an orgasm, British doctors report. Mahmood Bhutta, a specialist in ear-nose-and-throat surgery at England's Wexham Park Hospital, writes of a colleague who once had a patient who "described uncontrollable fits of sneezing" immediately after having any sexual thought. That patient, who was a middle-aged man, had no other symptoms. He said he'd had those sneezing fits immediately after thinking sexual thoughts throughout his adult life. Bhutta and his colleague decided to do a little research, and they figured that since the condition might be embarrassing, it might not get reported --except in Internet chat rooms. So the researchers googled "sex, sneeze, OR sneezing" twice in 2007, and came up with reports by 17 people -

Snickerdoodles
2 C. all-purpose white flour 2 t. cream of tartar 1 t. baking soda 1/2 t. salt 1/2 t. ground nutmeg (optional) 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, slightly softened 1 3/4 C. sugar 1 1/2 T. light corn syrup 2 large eggs 2 1/2 t. vanilla extract 1/4 C. sugar, combined with 1 1/2 t. ground cinnamon, topping Preheat the oven to 375° F. Grease several baking sheets or coat with non-stick spray. In a large bowl, thoroughly stir together the flour, cream of tartar, baking soda, salt, and nutmeg, if using; set aside. In another large bowl, with an electric mixer on medium speed, beat together the butter, sugar, and corn syrup until well-blended and fluffy, about 2 minutes. Add the eggs and vanilla and beat until well blended and smooth. Beat in half of the flour mixture until evenly incorporated. Stir in the remaining flour mixture until evenly incorporated. Let the dough stand for 5 to 10 minutes, or until firmed up slightly. Put the cinnamon-sugar in a shallow bowl.

Snickerdoodles Recipe
Makes 18 servings.. adjust as needed..my org recipe is for 6 dozen lol INGREDIENTS: 1 cup shortening 1 1/2 cups white sugar 2 eggs 2 3/4 cups sifted all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 2 teaspoons cream of tartar 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons white sugar 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets. 2. In a medium bowl, cream together the shortening and sugar. Add eggs one at a time, mixing after each. Sift together the flour, baking soda, cream of tartar and salt; stir into the creamed mixture until well blended. 3. In a small shallow bowl, stir together the 2 tablespoons of sugar with the cinnamon. Roll the dough into walnut sized balls and roll the balls in the sugar mixture. Place cookies 2 inches apart on the prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Cookies should be slightly golden at the edges. Remove to cool on wire racks.

*snicker*
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back ...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get- one-free, ' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door. They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked Up at the sky and said

Snickers Bad Food Bad Service.!
HAVE YOU EVER ATE AT SNICKERS?! WAS YOUR SERVICE BAD? THE FOOD POOR? WELL LAST NIGHT I ORDERED A PIZZA FROM SNICKERS IT WAS A LARGE GYRO PIZZA AND I ORDERED IT PARTYED CUT AND I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM I WANTED IT PARTIED CUT *YA KNOW LIL SQUARES* WELL I GET MY PIZZA AND ITS PIE CUT AND NOT TO MENTION IT WAS BURNT! SO WHEN I CALLED THEY SAID THEY COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND THAT I WAS SUPPOSE TO CALL THE NEXT DAY AND TALK TO THE BOSS WELL I CALL THE NEXT DAY AND THEY DONT ANSWER? COICIDENCE??? THINK NOT!AND THE FUNNY THING IS THE LADY THAT TOOK MY ORDER SAID IT WAS HER FAULT MY PIZZA WAS MESSED UP BUT COULDNT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. SO I AM ASKIN YOU TO BOYCOTT SNICKERS WIT ME DONT GIVE THEM ANY MONEY! BAD SERVICE BAD FOOD!!

*snicker*
9:09am reply V3NOMOUS: your primary is disgraceful cancel Chat 9:18am more To V3NOMOUS: *shrug* don't look/block it cancel Chat 9:19am reply V3NOMOUS: I dont kno how u feel good about that pic cancel Chat 9:20am more To V3NOMOUS: Like I said... don't look or block it. I don't know why you care and btw it's a cigarette not a joint.

*sniff
ok i went to see how my cherrys rated me, and im a bit disapointed, i know my pic was up late , but my feelings are hurt, come, support me my cherrys and make me proud... http://www.lostcherry.com/images.php?u=167237&albumid=79186 theres the link, will take 2 secs Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Sniff..
I miss my cat :( grey would be the color if i had a heart come on tell me you make this all go away you make this all go away I'm down to just one thing and i'm starting to scare myself! you make this all go away you make this all go away i just want something i just want something that i can never have.

*sniffle*
Yep. I feel like crap. I had a feeling this was coming. Everyone I know has been sick lately and I was lucky to be the one healthy person. Till now. I had a sore throat on Saturday and yesterday I started the sniffling and general icky feeling. Today it's the head full of wet cotton, sniffling, aching and such. I came to work anyway. Good thing I did. I was the only CSR up here till Diane showed up finally. Nickey and Jennifer still aren't there. Oy. I wish they'd show up just in case I have to go home early. *sniffle* Yes, I feel icky. Bleah.

Sniff...
sniff... is that stalker i smell?... sniff sniff it is, it is stalker... it has been a long time, and its a dude... this is new to me, but its the same kinda smell of desperation mixed with failure and a dash of fucking crazy... lol you post one opinion on ur page and a "Matt" goes creepy... not that he wasn't b4... and im sure this dude ain't going to be showing up with my underwear on his head... but i seem to have become his only thought... it would be even more funny if it wasn't happening to me... i mean it kinda good for my ego, but id so rather have a hot chick... why is it never a hot chick?... ok im done for now off to go spend some quality time with the hot chick.

Sniffer
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane > > when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador > > retriever in the middle seat next to the man. > > > > The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the > > dog is > > allowed on the plane. > > > > The second man explained that he is a Drug Enforcement Agent and that > > the dog is a "Sniffing dog" > > > > . > > > > "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you > > once we > > get airborne, when I put him to work." > > > > The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent > > says: "Watch > > this." > > > > He tells Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along > > the aisle, > > and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several > > seconds. > > Sniffer returns to its seat and puts one paw on the Agent's arm. > > > > > > > > The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: "That > > wo

Sniffle...... Tear...............
So Im checkin my mail before I get in the shower (yes thats next lol) and I get this fake email, obvious scam. BUT I have NEVER seen one done THIS poorly! This guy is like an amatuer. GEORGE ALEX DINES & CO SOLICITOR AND ADVOCATES 77 MONMOUTH ROAD HAYES AND HARLINGTON MIDDLESEX UB3 4JJ +447031966883 EMAIL:linkgeorgealex50@yahoo.com.hk I am George Alex, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11 November 2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit va

Sniffles
Either I'm allergic to Joe, Joe's cats, or he just gets me sick every time we hang out. I are not feeling like a well chicky. :( Anyways, I hung out with Joe a couple days ago which was fun and is always pretty nice. He took me out to dinner as an early birthday present (the boy bought me RED LOBSTER!) He wanted to go to this brazilian place but apparently they're closed on Sundays. Oh well. Mom and I might head into town today to get me pants that fit. That would be AWESOME. I'm hoping that tomorrow I get to see Cory. That would REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY make me happy. Here's hoping.

"sniffer"
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search.' Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

Sniff Sniff............hmmmmmmm
This was sent to my mom.. I laughed so hard I was crying..lmao A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - doesn't it?

Sniffing Glue Perhaps?
Not my story - but I laughed SOO hard while reading it. Enjoy! Customer came up with a few general staples--glue sticks, tape, a crochet hook, etc. She'd also eaten a Twix bar while she was in the store that she hadn't paid for yet. Generally we stop people and tell them that they need to pay for the candy before they eat it (HUGE annoyance of mine), but she waved me off and told me to mind my own business as she walked away. I ring her purchases up, then reach my hand out to take the Twix wrapper. She hands it to me, I scan, total her purchase. She looks in her purse and pulls out money, counts it, and stops about two dollars short of what the purchase is. She looks at me, then at the money in her hands. Candy Lady: I only have $8. Me: That's all right, I can put something back for you. CL: I don't want to put anything back. I need all of this. Me: Well, if you don't have enough money-- CL: Here, take off the candy bar. Me: I can't do that. You already ate it. CL: So what?

Sniff That Leater
Oh the smell of leather on my hot creamy cunt. Put your nose down there where it belongs and take a nice hard sniff. You know you can\'t get enough. I dont think I am ready to give it to you just yet. Work for that pussy all wrapped in leather. Listen to my sweet sexy voice on this recording available to you anytime.

80's Night Every Sat Here In Rejects In The Rafters
Just click on the devil girl to come in (repost of original by 'Joyridin2w -C/O of Rejects in Rafters' on '2008-03-08 13:05:22') (repost of original by '♫ DJ~HarleyMoon ™ @Owner of Rejects in the Rafters~BadAssBytch(CoFounder)' on '2008-03-15 17:03:41') (repost of original by 'S@RGoN-Security AT Pandora's Box and Rejects In The Rafters-member of The Unholy Darkness-' on '2008-03-15 17:05:06')

80s Night!
Join us tonite as our very own Gemini aka aGEM4life rewinds time and goes back to the 80s. Nothing but 80s music for 2 hours. Hope to see you there. Lookin for some good music? Then stop in the HockingRadio Lounge. 24 hours a day/ 7 days a week you'll hear the hottest variety on the net.

80s Night ~ Dirty Deeds Radio
Yes, you heard right... DJ Smurfette is hosting an 80's night only in Dirty Deed Radio!!! You know you remember the 80s and still love them... so don't miss out!!! TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28TH 8:00 - 11:00 P.M. EST ** THERE WILL BE TRIVIA WITH FUBUCKS PRIZES GIVEN **

Sniglets For Ems
SNIGLETS FOR EMS Ambuslaps - Sharp, double blows, delivered to the back door of an ambulance, presumably to signal the driver to pull away; often seen on television. Ambusneak - To shut down all lights and sirens several blocks from a scene (also see cloaking device). Ambudextrous - Ability to hold BVM with two hands and squeeze the bag with your elbow. Beltsnarl - Mishandling of an ambulance seat belt by a frantic relative accompanying a patient; typically results in a need for assistance with disentanglement. Blurrections - Unintelligible directions to a call (e.g. "hang a left where the old schoolhouse used to be") Brady Brunch - Medication (typically 0.5 mg atropine) administered in an attempt to increase a patient's heart rate. Breathanol - A gaseous, still-potent form of alcohol found wafting from the mouths of certain EMS frequent fliers. 'Clean Jerk' - What you hope you get when you pick up a body that's been down for a long time.

80's Night{crazy~sixx~radio}powered By Universalstorm.com In The Wildside2(nsfw) You Are Invited!!!!
CRAZY SIXX RADIO BUSTIN' OUT THE BEST MIXES OF THE 80's PLUS ALL YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COME JOIN THE CRAZY SIXX!! JUST CLICK THE LOGO

Snips From Ims
cheguevaragurl: wat would u do if i disappeared? chaseray420: be lonly cheguevaragurl: wat if i died? chaseray420: dont say that cheguevaragurl: but wat if i did? chaseray420: no plz dont say this i dont wann think of u dead cheguevaragurl: i cant stay alive 4ever chaseray420: yeah u can cheguevaragurl: lol how? chaseray420: in my dreams i6nutj: here save this chat and use it tomorrow in school. Here I, Rolando Udo Edwards, do officially transfer all my power and respect to Angelica (Ace) Mooney to command the cirlce group. Treat her with all the respect you would me and follow her commands as if they were my own Oriole565: Research Paper, I Hate You Paper paper on the screen, Why are your requirements so mean? I dont like reading, I dont like writing, I dont like using facts i'll be citing. My profile has a character limit, it's really quite not fair, Why should my paper consist of thousands, yet my profile be so bare? You suck paper, you really do. You're re

Snippets Of Conversation.
ZenCynic: Don't even get me started. ZenCynic: k? k. ZenCynic: Life is balanced right now, and I'm not trying to rock the boat by thinking. dosekete: K. dosekete: I see. ZenCynic: =) dosekete: Although, if you don't pardon my saying, if you rock the boat by even THINKING, that's not true balance, n'est-ce pas? ZenCynic: I'm not considering making a fucking Monet on the wall out of my brains anymore. Balanced enough for me.

Snippets Ii: The Revenge
ZenCynic: Word. medicallyadorabl: charlie brown is soooo emo ZenCynic: Yes, yes he is. medicallyadorabl: he was on tv last night ZenCynic: I'd be emo too, if I had a fucking head that size. medicallyadorabl: he was like "I'm such a waste of space. no one likes me. I can't do anything right" medicallyadorabl: and then he put in a simple plan cd and masturbated to his own baby pictures ZenCynic: Hahahahaha!

Snippets Iii: Snippets With A Vengence
ZenCynic: No, ew shatnercock. dosekete: Lol yeah dosekete: He was young though dosekete: It wasn't Boston Public Shaner, it was Star Trek shatner dosekete: And it was just his penis I had sex with. ZenCynic: Oh, ok. That's different then.

Snippets Iv: The Phantom Snippet.
ZenCynic: But I wouldn't want to revenge fuck you. Those are ugly things. dosekete: I'll bet. dosekete: (Remember the Shatner dream) ZenCynic: *shudders* dosekete: Yeah. dosekete: Lol. ZenCynic: Well now, that killed my erection. dosekete: You had an erection? ZenCynic: ... ZenCynic: Maybe. dosekete: What are those like? ZenCynic: Hard. Annoying. And as of right now in my life, useless.

Snippets 5: The Worst Snippet Evaar.
orochi no yamato: Somebody posted the gayest music video ever made: http://www.youtube.com/v/gwEDhmNcXNI I'm not exaggerating here, so if you don't want to take a large chance of catching t3h gay, don't look ZenCynic: You bastard. How could I resist clicking that now? orochi no yamato: I know I'm evil :D ZenCynic: *watches* ZenCynic: Oh, by Buddha's belly. orochi no yamato: Or half a foot further south ZenCynic: No, you certainly didn't exaggerate. At all. orochi no yamato: You're probably, at the very least, ineligible to join the military now.

Snippets Vi: My Cock? O.o
ZenCynic: No woman would take the blow-off two weekends in a row. dosekete: It wasn't two weekends in a row. ZenCynic: Oh, you meant 2 nights/one weekend. ZenCynic: Meh, same deal. dosekete: Yup yup. dosekete: I'll think about it, though. Not sure if I'm justified in my madness ZenCynic: I think you are. ZenCynic: *shrugs* dosekete: Yup yup. dosekete: But you are a two-timing slut who is really realy hung ZenCynic: *coughs!* dosekete: *smiles!*

Snippets Vii: Messican?
fallingintoavoid: what are you doing, RIGHT now? ZenCynic: Drinking. fallingintoavoid: and ZenCynic: Rocking out to wu-tang. fallingintoavoid: and ZenCynic: Fucking around onlizzle. fallingintoavoid: old man, does it still take you THAT long to hunt-and-peck?? ZenCynic: Multitasking, bitch! fallingintoavoid: whatevah fallingintoavoid: what, you can chew gum and walk at the same time?? fallingintoavoid: i'll fuck yo shit up... ZenCynic: Nigga please. fallingintoavoid: ILL MAKE YOUR BROCCOLI AND POTATOES TOUCH fallingintoavoid: yeah, that's right ZenCynic: I'll cut you so fast you'll think my name was "Julio". fallingintoavoid: haha fallingintoavoid: julio?? ZenCynic: Mexican, bish!

Snippets Viii: Jerk Of A Snippet.
*BOT* lynn**: ::giggles:: don't take my lines! shattersoul13: I didn't! shattersoul13: You say "hit a bitch". shattersoul13: XD *BOT* lynn**: no i don't *BOT* lynn**: i say punch a bitch *BOT* lynn**: ask chris! *BOT* lynn**: jerk of a boy line thief! shattersoul13: I'll warpaint you, don't fuck with me! *BOT* lynn**: fuck you buffalo! shattersoul13: :O shattersoul13: You are SO cowboy. *BOT* lynn**: i'll tee pee you in the ass boy! shattersoul13: :O shattersoul13: x5! shattersoul13: That's prime. shattersoul13: *shoulder smack* *BOT* lynn**: fag *BOT* lynn**: no more *BOT* lynn**: DUDE shattersoul13: *cries*

Snipits From George Carlin's Brain Droppings
THE WISEST MAN I EVER KNEW TAUGHT ME SOMETHING I NEVER FORGOT. AND ALTHOUGH I NEVER FORGOT IT, I NEVER QUITE MEMORIZED IT EITHER. SO WHAT IM LEFT WITH IS THE MEMORY OF HAVING LEARNED SOMETHING VERY WISE THAT I CANT QUITE REMEMBER. STIES ARE CAUSE BY WATCHING YOUR DOG SHIT. SOMETIMES A LITTLE BRAIN DAMAGE CAN HELP. WE'RE ALL FUCKED. IT HELPS TO REMEMBER THAT. I FEEL SORRY FOR HOMELESS GAY PEOPLE; THEY HAVE NO CLOSET TO COME OUT OF. IN FACT, I IMAGINE IF YOU WERE GAY AND HOMELESS, YOU,D PROBABLY BE GLAD JUST TO HAVE A CLOSET. I'VE ADOPTED A NEW LIFESTYLE THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE MY PRESENCE. IN FACT, IF I DONT WANT TO, I DONT HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED AT ALL, AND I STILL GET CREDIT FOR A FULL DAY. I CANT BEAR TO GO TO THE CHILDREN'S ZOO. I ALWAYS WONDER HOW THEIR PARENTS CAN ALLOW THEM TO BE KEPT IN THOSE LITTLE CAGES. IF YOU TAKE CORN OFF THE COB, NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE CORN-OFF-THE-COB, YOU ALSO HAVE COBS-OUT-FROM-INSIDE-THE-CORN. WHY DO FOREIGN SOLDIERS MARCH FUNNY? DO

Snippets 9: Autoerotic Asnippication.
Read from the bottom ->T-Ro: "Mr. Steffen, we noticed she'd suffered some anal trauma..." T-Ro: hahahahaha i know, right? ->T-Ro: I would. >> ->T-Ro: HAHAHAHAHAAHA T-Ro: i wonder if he kept going until he got off... ->T-Ro: Dumbass, you don't strangle em, you cut off the blood flow. SIDE of the neck, not the FRONT. T-Ro: hahahaha T-Ro: but it was an accident! T-Ro: omg!!!! ->T-Ro: HAHAHAHAHA! Dude is getting charge with first degree murder for choking his girlfriend to death during sex by accident. XD

Sniper
The first installment of this blog concerned Harry's take on fictional people. Would that this installment could also have been fiction, but it isn't. This story concerns Harry's take on an event that was as real as it gets. The story is called "Sniper" and if you will excuse a moment of plaigerism here, I offer the following, taken from Courtroom Television Network, LLC, to set the stage..... By now, Americans are virtually unshockable. When we hear of the latest workplace shooting, the latest school shooting, the latest loner who snapped and took others with him to his final rest, we are saddened, certainly, but not shocked. It has happened so often that we’ve long since lost count of the shooters and the victims, long since forgotten which towns bear the indelible marks of random violence. So it is difficult for us to understand the horror to which Americans were introduced by Charles Whitman on August 1, 1966. Until Whitman undertook his shooting spree in Austin, Texas, p

Snipulosis Seven.
cupcake and gigglepiss were taking a ship from New York City to snipulosis seven for their summer vacation. While they were playing cards one night, an ewokish storm rocked the boat for hours. cupcake hit her head and fell overboard! " balls!! " cried gigglepiss . But cupcake was sinking! How ever would she survive? cupcake woke up suddenly and saw water and snorks all around. "How dangerous!" she thought. cupcake needed to breathe, but was too far from the surface. Her chode was caught in seaweed! Just then, a platapuss quickly came to the rescue! The platapuss took cupcake in its mouth and pulled her up for air. It made a kablow! and swam away. "That amazing creature saved your life!" shouted gigglepiss as fif sailors threw cupcake a life saving fart .

Sniper
right now it seams that there are people fucking with me every where i look. some of them are dong it on purpose, some of them aren't. some of them it bothers me. some of them it doesn't. just makes me want to go sit high in a tree house and hide from all of them. (with a good scope, lol)

.snippet.
im reading something im finding highly enjoyable...and i'd go into details but i dun have the time... i want to remember this snippet...cuz it just seems...to hit close to home...its not mine...i didnt write it...but i will revisit it at some future time " … I am filled with an excruciating sense of never having gotten anywhere—but when I sit down and try to discover where it is I want to get, I’m at a loss. … " *heads back to nerd-dom*

Snippets 10: Hermaphrosnippet.
Courtney says: oh my gosh, so I think you and the guy who knows the girl with the balls would be good friends Courtney says: let me type this text msg that he just sent me, to you Synthetic Humanoid v4.0 says: Courty? Synthetic Humanoid v4.0 says: -Think- about what you just said.

Snippets 42: A New Hope.
Synthetic Humanoid v4.0 says: Mara's pregnant. Synthetic Humanoid v4.0 says: I did not know that. Synthetic Humanoid v4.0 says: Luke. High-five. Katezilla says: But what with Luke's infertility and obvious homosexuality, the baby's -real- father remains a mystery.

Snip Snip
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached > almost all of the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining > table and drop his pants. The doc put one finger under the midget's > left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough -- the usual > method to check for a hernia. > > "Hmmm..." mumbled the doc as he put his finger under the right > testicle, he asked the midget to cough again, "Hmmm, I see the > problem," said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. "Snip, > snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip" on the right side, then "snip, > snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip," on the left side. The midget was > so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the > snipping did not hurt. > > The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and pull his > pants up; then to walk around and see if his testicles still ached. > > The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's > office and di

Sniper@owned.org.uk
Here is a recent snippet of convo from a recent verbal sparring session with me and the one and only Dj Sniper from http://www.hookahradio.com ! " (09:58:03) >> • Sniper • : do u know why his screen name is oni (09:58:19) >> • Sniper • : its the sound he makes when he bangs sheep in the farms of scottland (09:58:51) oni: you want to know why they call him sniper? When it comes to sex he so premature he cums 5 miles away! " Owned your ass!! Everyone knows British is best = P

Sniper Live On Air !!!!!
The one & only DJ Sniper is on air right now LIVE!!!! go to my page click on any pic to go to the chat room..make a name & a password & get the hell in there..he puts on a kick ass show every time..You won't be sorry I promise!!!

Sniper At The Gates Of Heaven
Monday is my parents 30th wedding anniversary, and that just blows my mind. Ka-boom! There was so much I wanted to type, but I think it's just too personal to share on here. Basically, my mom is a saint. She works so hard, and she's kept the marriage together even though she saw a disease basically cripple the man she married. Not only physically, but he's a completely different person. Once I get enough money I'm sending them on a well-deserved honeymoon to someplace nice, lord knows living in Vegas is the exact opposite of just visiting here as a tourist.

Sniper
You scored as Sniper, Sniper! you like to be concealed, away from the enemy, and in some tough spots that never make the headlines. what the world don't know won't hurt em'Sniper60% Foot Soldier45% Tank Commander25% What soldier would you be in the iraq war?created with QuizFarm.com

Snippets Vol. 1 (various Dates)
Sweet Defeat ------------- Looking for life's answers no where to be found watching life's dancers dancing all around Rainn, 1995 Petals of Roses --------------- Secrets hidden upon the petals of roses are never forgotten just merely set aside until the petals fall silently in the wind Rainn, 1995 Silence -------- Silence unfolds the unknown thrasher cut the wheat and the rustling lulls me to sleep Rainn, 1995 Life's Sunrise --------------- A golden ember in the sky brightens each day with hope desire untold fly by as each learns to cope Rainn, 1995 Night's Day ------------ Night winds racing children playing parents pacing life each day Rainn, 1993 Today's Children ----------------- Yesterdays' love is today's marriage tomorrow's divorce is today's children Rainn, 1993 The Storm ---------- Walking silently a single wind blows the beats defiantly and the storm gr

Sniper Christmas Carol.......for The Point Whores
You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout im tellin you why Sniper man is coming to town Im lookin at my friends list And I'm checkin it over twice Finding out for sure whos been naughty and whos been nice I know when you are Online I know when you are not I know if you have checked me out And I like that an aweful lot You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout im tellin you why Sniper man is coming to town There is over 500 of you That ive added to my list I know when you have rated my Stash My blogs and all my pics You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout im tellin you why Sniper man is coming to town So dont take this so personally If I take you off my list Its just that I know ive rated yours and youve not returned the love for SHIT!! You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout im tellin you why Sniper man is coming to town

Snipers, Terror, And Gun Control
Summary: For most Americans, guns are not a political issue. People buy and own guns to protect their families, not to commit crimes. The truth is that even millions of Americans who support and vote for gun control own guns themselves, because deep down they share the basic human need to feel secure in their homes. by Ron Paul, Dr. October 28, 2002 October 28, 2002 The recent sniper killings around the Washington DC area thankfully appear to have ended with the arrest of two individuals believed responsible. The sense of fear in the nation’s capital was palpable throughout October, bringing back memories of the uneasy days following the terrorist attacks on the Pentagon and New York City. The wanton and unpredictable nature of the sniper shootings has reinforced an uncomfortable feeling that many Americans first experienced the morning of September 11th: namely, that the government cannot protect you. No matter how many police or federal agents we put on the streets,

Snippits
She is wearing a long black silk negligee with black back-seamed thigh highs as she ties you naked to the armchair she set right in front of the bed. She turns the lights off and lights candles about the room. Then she steps in front of you and sits on your lap with her legs off to one side and leans in to kiss you thoroughly. She trails a path of hot open-mouthed kisses along your jaw to you neck, licking and biting from behind your ear down your neck, pausing to bite lightly at the pulse point on you neck. She moves down and licks along your collar bone to your shoulder. She continues to lick, kiss, and bite as she slowly moves off your lap and works her way to first one nipple, tugging lightly with her teeth, and then running her tongue around it before moving to do the same with your other nipple. She begins to kiss and move her mouth along your ribs. Slowly working her way to the outer edge of your stomach, she uses her teeth on one side and one hand on the other, scratching,

A Snippet Of My Night.
"Hey mom hey MOM!" Shane runs up to me "I was playing heads or tails with Emma...ya know heads I win Tales she looses...yeah I was cheating...sucks of me huh? Anyways.." "Wait wait wait...a...minute. You cheated?" "Yeah.." he has a huge smile on his face. "Your sister is 6." "I know." he nodds his head. "You are an ass." "Yeah...bad of me right? Anyway... Emma lost...of course..." At this he ducks his head and shrugs his shoulders. I can feel my smile get bigger as he rambles on and on and.. He reminds me so much of my self when Im excited. "Anyway I dared her to lick Zoes butt...And she DID!" I look at emma. Her hair hangs down to her bottom. Her head is craned waaaay back as she watches her brother talk. "My daughter is no quitter." I say and I wink at Emma. "I did not, shane! I did not!! UH!" she stomps her foot...yep. Just like me. "I licked her back!" she finishes. She is so exasperated with her almost 13 year old brother. "Shane Christ

Sniper :)
Omg I have a new owner and it is the one the only Sexy Sniper! He has done so much for me and so many of you fus so go show him lots of your love! You should go show him how hot you are for him. So go let him take you for a ride! Click the pic below and let him know that I am hot for him ©§NIPER® OWNED BYSweetSexyLatina & Darkangel, & Silverpixi MEMBER RISING STARS@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by ♪vvjûğğāĺëţŧē86♪@ fubar

Snippet Of New Story !
You stare at the ceiling, and the tears start to flow. Darkness falls slowly outside the window of your lover's house. Is this what it's like to be a Princess? You'll never feel normal or safe again.

Snipers First Happy Hour 6 Pm Fubar Time
SNIPER IS HAVING HIS FIRST HAPPY HOUR AT 6PM FUBAR TIME. LETS TRY TO MAKE HISTORY AND HELP HIM TO BECOME GODFATHER.... HIS ACCOUNT WAS DELETED 10 WEEKS AGO AND HAS COME A LONG WAY SO SAVE YOU 11'S OR BLINGS AND HELP THIS GREAT GUY MAKE HISTORY

Sniper's Hh Is At 6 Pm Fu Time - Let's Rawk!!!
LET'S HELP SNIPER MAKE FU-HISTORY ONCE AGAINHE MADE IT TO FU-KING IN 14 HOURS, CAN WE GET HIM TO GODFATHER WITH THIS HH?GO TO HIS PAGE AND HIT HIM UP HARD!!!©§nIpEr ® H@rleyBaby69s SECS SLAVE@ fubarWHEN YOU'VE RATED EVERYTHING HE HAS PICS AND STASH, HEAD ON TO YOUR OTHER FRIENDS THAT ARE CLOSE TO LEVELING.THE MORE PEOPLE WHO LEVEL DURING HIS HH, THE BETTER HIS CHANCES OF MAKING GODFATHER TONIGHT WILL BE!!IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANYONE IN MIND TO HELP LEVEL....STOP BY AND HIT UP MY SISSY!!!FknCrazy™~Owner/Dj @ Club Naughty N Nice~ Naughty Fu-Bunny~ Fu-Momma to Navygirl ~ Fu-Angel~@ fubarSHE HAS ABOUT 75K TO GO...LET'S MAKE HER AN INSIDER TONITE AS WELL!!THANKS SOOO MUCH!!IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO NEEDS LEVELING SHOUT ME THE LINK AND I WILL COME HELP!LET'S MAKE THIS AN AWESOME HH FOR SNIPER!!SEE YA ALL AT 6 PM FU TIME...LET'S RAWK THEY SOCKS!!!BROUGHT TO YOU BY:~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~@ fubar

Snipers Happy Hour By Taz
LET'S HELP SNIPER MAKE FU-HISTORY ONCE AGAINHE MADE IT TO FU-KING IN 14 HOURS, CAN WE GET HIM TO GODFATHER WITH THIS HH?GO TO HIS PAGE AND HIT HIM UP HARD!!!©§nIpEr ® H@rleyBaby69s SECS SLAVE@ fubarWHEN YOU'VE RATED EVERYTHING HE HAS PICS AND STASH, HEAD ON TO YOUR OTHER FRIENDS THAT ARE CLOSE TO LEVELING.THE MORE PEOPLE WHO LEVEL DURING HIS HH, THE BETTER HIS CHANCES OF MAKING GODFATHER TONIGHT WILL BE!!IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANYONE IN MIND TO HELP LEVEL....STOP BY AND HIT UP MY SISSY!!!FknCrazy™~Owner/Dj @ Club Naughty N Nice~ Naughty Fu-Bunny~ Fu-Momma to Navygirl ~ Fu-Angel~@ fubarSHE HAS ABOUT 75K TO GO...LET'S MAKE HER AN INSIDER TONITE AS WELL!!THANKS SOOO MUCH!!IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO NEEDS LEVELING SHOUT ME THE LINK AND I WILL COME HELP!LET'S MAKE THIS AN AWESOME HH FOR SNIPER!!SEE YA ALL AT 6 PM FU TIME...LET'S RAWK THEY SOCKS!!!BROUGHT TO YOU BY:~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~@ fubar

Snippet Of A Snippet...this Is Something I Want To Make Into A Completed Song
Just because you have been there Doesn't mean you feel the same way I do We are the best of friends on separate paths And in the end we will find our dreams alone

A Sniper At The Gates Of Spattered Pearl
My reflection is a windswept wash of gray hues With all light emanating from the ground, imbued in reddish browns. My eyes water on days like this; I'm glad it's raining I coalesce well within penumbras since I live in pockets of open space My voice, a whisper... my moves subtle; when I shift, I do it slow like a flesh covered tectonic plate. The only radiating sound is the whimper my heart makes But that merely attracts a mosquito or three I bleed for them, and they steal from me. It's the story of all my relationships passed. Everything is hardened and dour; It’s that time of year; When the outside temperatures match the cold I feel inside Warmth cannot exist in such a necropolis Every few months, a new scar… somewhere… a condemned heart; Its gaping wounds never mending. I’ve washed several times, but cannot rid the blood from my hair and hands; These pants… I should have worn black. My mind is befogged, riddled with nightmares and despair. C

Snippet
The following is a part of the prologue to the novel that has been in my head for several years. I always lack motivation when working on this though, because I know where all the characters will start, and how I want them to end, it's just the middle that has me bogged down. Let me explain a little about the novel, first. It is titled "A Month in the Life Of..." (all the English majors forgive me for not writing the title of a book correctly, I can't italicize.) The novel details the story of a man named Jon (no relation to the Jon from the short "I Do?") The premise is that Jon is an aging man, living in a small town in Louisiana in which he was born. However, Jon has a past that only his friend, Billy, knows anything about. When they were young the left their homes and came back years later changed people. The whole novel takes place in the span of a month (hence the clever title) and tells Jon's story. I won't give too much away, in case I ever decide to finish it, but here is a

A Sniper
A Sniper's Tale By me My belly presses the dirt Prone, I am still As sand covers me head to toe. Desolate barren road, Tiny grains swirling are blinding. Still my scope searches for my foe. A white pick up truck A man scrambles to set his trap. Right on time, just as I was told. His eyes appear over a scarf. A father perhaps, definitely one's son To me he has no soul. One last breath of life, He jerks violently around And left in an awkward fold. The convoy follows By taking one life I have a hundred to show. Again the desolate road…... ………I wait. Mrrcp 2008

Sniping The Kids.
"You seem to be under the impression that I'm kidding. Look at my face, Do I seem like the kind who enjoys talking for the fuck of it?" Looking up from the rifle in his hands, the boy looks at the fat mans face. Gold teeth spread about his almost as yellow teeth. Bags under his eyes from lack of sleep. Nicotine stains on his prematurely gray mustache. Nothing about the face seemed human, let alone humane. "But...They're just kids." "You ever been outside the gates, kid?" Looking into his eyes, the fat man cut him off just as he opened his mouth. "No. Of course not. See it in your eyes. You've heard stories though, right? Well, let me inform you of what no one talks about. Out there, the roaches don't live by any morality that you do. Morales are a luxury. Out there, every pair of hands either has a gun, or falls victim to one that does. This includes women, and yes, children. You're gonna get out there, and you're gonna get into a firefight. And at some point, you'll see one.

A Snippet From An Short Story I've Written
I love feedback, positive and negative (as long as it is critical). Please realize that my words are mine, and mine alone. Please do not copy or repost. The elevator jerks to a sudden halt. "Well, that's interesting," he mutters. "I hate elevators" she sighs. "I was stuck in one during an earthquake in California when I was younger. That's why I chose to move to the East Coast for college and for my career. I get scared everytiime I enter one," she says, wrapping her arms about herself."I'm sure it's going to be fine. It'll start up again in just a few minutes." He removes his overcoat and slides next to her. He can't help but notice how her long, flowing hair reveals a peek of the nape of her neck melding onto her shoulders as he drapes his coat around her. "I know it's not what you are used to but it will help warm and comfort you." She smiles her thanks and takes a deep breath. "Thank you," she smiles, "It is very comforting. And at least I'm not in here alone."The ligh

Snippett From My Song "i Want You"
Like the song goes, I wanna caress your body touch your soul, make you feel something never felt before It is you who I adore, having you in my arms now and whenever, making you mine once and forever, you looking so fine, I want your body pressed up to mine, kissing me now and forever, but right now it seems like never Can’t you see? its only you I need, I wish for you everyday from that day you went away, I wanna hold your body, touch your soul, feeling something felt never before, I wanna hold your body, touch your soul, making you feel like never before It is you who I adore, having you in my arms now and whenever, making you mine once and forever, you looking so fine, I want your body pressed up to mine, kissing me now and forever, but right now it seems like never

Snitches, Cowards And Crybabys!
STARTING NOW: ===================================================== I WANT TO KEEP A RECORD OF THE LAMES THAT TALK SHIT AND BLOCK - RATE YOU LOW AND BLOCK. REPORT YOUR ACCOUNT, FLAG PHOTOS AND COMPLAIN TO SITE STAFF BECAUSE THET HAVE A DIFFERING IDEA OF HOW THE WORLD SHOULD WORK OR VOTE A DIFFERENT POLITICAL PARTY - MAYBE THEY SHIT AND WIPE WITH THE SAME HAND THEY EAT WITH? *or maybe their mommies didn't hug them enough when they were little? -----------chicken - shit - cowards--------------- whatever their trip is...they can't be happy unless everyone else is miserable... =================================================== 11.11.2007 some cow{ard} calling herself: "susie is evil - co-owner of under...(dunno)" with a user #1001010 came on my page - rated 1 photo a 1 then blocked me! nice to know you susie! come on by any time! would my friends and family please return the favor to this fine and upstanding FU-citizen? or not...

Snobby Potty.
a poem by cake: flabber babber. cockhole stabber. juicy butt sauce in your jeans. snobby potty. fuck john gotti. cum stains on your clean white sheets. dripping babby. loose and flabby. strum chords on my jine-tar strings. holey moley. stretchy pully. dirty minds will make these things.

Snobs
i live in cleveland and you here a lot of bad stuff about us but cleveland isnt a bad place to live or visit we deal with alot of suburb snobs that live in ohio and put cleveland down one person who always sends me messages everyday about how everyone in cleveland are poor all the women are hoes we all suck our city sucks just because you live in the subs doesnt make you better than me if we suck so bad why to you come into our city to watch our tribe play /why do you come to our city to watch out cavs play/ and our browns as you know the are called CLEVELAND in front of the names so if yopu live in ohio and you dont live in cleveland but in the suburbs and you are a snob and hate us then stay out your not welcome cleveland is a friendly city we dont need your kind here

Snobby Fuckers
ill make this short and sweet its not like anybody gonna read this anyway lol.but reason im leaving this shithole of a thing called fubar is cause u snobby ass ppl.unless ur some half dressed slut or got plenty of money to blow on here they have nuttin to do with you.im not only 1 who belives this.only reason ive held on this long is for a very i mean very few ppl on here but anyway i might pop in once ina while to check on those few ppl and just keep my page up just for them but rest of u fuckers can kiss my big fat ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snob's From Evey Walk Of Life
Now this is something, I will not stand for even from my own children. Hubby and I were invited over to my middle son's house for a visit. I wore a nice black and white out fit. and I actually thought I looked good . Any how, my son greeted us, and started to show us the house he now is in hawk for. I ask were his soon to be wife was and he said over at her mom's . I said oh okay. We stepped out side to look at the back yard when one of his neighbours peered over the fence and ask were Stacey was. He said over at her mom's, his responds was ohhhhhh is that because she doent want to deal with seeing your mom again? My son just shook his head and looked at me. I just glared. I will give you some information as to why his woman doent like me. One day a few years back they came over and were talking about this 4, 000.00 engagement ring, (victorian) she wanted so bad. I said isnt that rather expensive for you to dish out chris, it isnt like you have a job that you would be ab

Snoborda
The Topic: Salutes snoborda: so u wanna trade some with me? snoborda: it would be fun To snoborda: i only make salutes for people i know snoborda: um ok fine To snoborda: sorry. snoborda: do u have a bunch of naughty pics? To snoborda: not really. snoborda: do u have some? snoborda: what all do u have pics of? To snoborda: that's private information. snoborda: u have really nice tits by the way snoborda: they look like they'd be alot of un snoborda: fun** To snoborda: i'm not talking about this with you. snoborda: im wayyyy to hot for u anyway lol...thansk for the laugh this morn.. i nbeeded that To snoborda: that's why YOU approached ME..its ok. little boys can't handle rejection. snoborda: ur fat.. get over it To snoborda: lmfao. you're a child who can't find satisfaction outside of the internet. snoborda: k miss fatty To snoborda: my point proven..you can't come up with anything better than that? To snoborda: you're 30? wow. i figured you'd have something b

Snoop Dogg & Ice Cube!!!
I just saw Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube, opening was Belly and Tha Dogg Pound(Dazz & Kurupt)!! It was an awsome show!! Snoop sang some old school tunes like Aint nothin but a G thang!!, Gangtsa party(R.I.P 2Pac, Gin & Juice, Whats my Name, as well as new tunes like Drop It Like Its Hot!!, P.I.M.P, Beautifull, Candy, the song i hoped hed sing "I Wanna Fuck U" w Akon!!, and lots more!!! Of course the BLUNTS on stage and passin to the crowd(good crowd interaction!!) Ice Cube sang Str8 outta Compton!! Gangster Nation, Put Your Back Into It, Check Yo Self, Go To Church, and a bunch more as well!! Belly was ok, but that was the first time id heard him, And Tha Dogg Pound put on a hot show as well!!! A night to be remembered, I had a blast!!!!

Snoop Dogg Is Not An Actor Damnit!
What the hell? I don't know the name of the movie I'm watching, however....stopped on BET, and Snoop Dogg is some supernatural, back from the grave guy. It's like a bad version of the Crow. There is a ton of blood, but it all looks fake. The acting sucks, the script is weak, the special effects suck. Grrr...Snoop Dogg is NOT an actor damnit. This is wrong on so many levels. And of course it's on BET, so every curse word is replaced...it sounds pathetic with every 3rd sentence containing you mother ducker, or flucker, or something of the sort. I swear I think it exchanged crazy cracker for crazy whacker too...unless whacker is some sort of slang term now?

Snoopin Around
Well to the fucking idiot who thinks they outsmarted me by being on my computer while i was in Kentucky. It could only have been 2 ppl. So someone is too chicken shit to admit it. and that is fine. You were caught and you know that even with the lies you tell me I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!! you covered about half of your tracks and left the rest wide open MORON. For the person who did this......You think your world is falling apart....just wait. now that you have fucked with one of the things that any person in their right mind knows better than to do....I will make you hate me, i will make you regret every waking moment you spent with me, i will be sure to tell you all the things that i know will tear you to pieces. I Dont regret a thing, nor will i feel bad when i see you cry. best of luck to your fucking stupid lying ass.

Snoop Dogg Is Not An Actor
What the hell? I don't know the name of the movie I'm watching, however....stopped on BET, and Snoop Dogg is some supernatural, back from the grave guy. It's like a bad version of the Crow. There is a ton of blood, but it all looks fake. The acting sucks, the script is weak, the special effects suck. Grrr...Snoop Dogg is NOT an actor damnit. This is wrong on so many levels. And of course it's on BET, so every curse word is replaced...it sounds pathetic with every 3rd sentence containing you mother ducker, or flucker, or something of the sort. I swear I think it exchanged crazy cracker for crazy whacker too...unless whacker is some sort of slang term now?

Snoopy Bit Me Toe
I love my dog snoopy i really do thats why i have him for a few days so mam and dad can have some space (yeah right their takin my sister and her daughter to see our grandma for the day coz its her birthday and didnt know what to get her well she is 81 and what do u give someone who has every thing u take her great granddaughter to meet her thats what u do) so i have the snoopy till wednesday still tryin to work out how i get him for 4 days when they are only goin for the day but hay. where was i, i've gone off track ohhh yes the lovely snoopy just bit me toe coz i fell asleep on his bed (my sofa) and he bit me toe, i was asleep and he wasnt on the other end when i fell asleep so how was i to know i was goin to kick him in the head. any ideas i'm not a mind reader as the dog seems to think i am.

Snoopy Is Gay. Snoopy Is Happy.
That’s probably the one definition that’s outdated or at least awkward – who remembers it – out of 1973’s “The Charlie Brown Dictionary” (TV 2685, no ISBN number because it’s early 1970s), one book I remember really enjoying as a kid. I got introduced to three hardcover volumes of it (besides being this single volume from Scholastic, it was also eight hardcover volumes with backgrounds on each state at the end) when I was visiting aunts and cousins in Kentucky and my age was still single digit. As I recall, there are two releases of “The Charlie Brown Dictionary”, either the one-volume soft cover I got at a library book sale last week or eight separate hard covers arranged like an encyclopedia with appendices in each volume of the U.S.A.’s fifty states. Illustrated with animation from various Peanuts specials, it’s also a reorganization of “The Rainbow Dictionary”, a 1947 work that contained words from eight lists composed for five to eight year olds. It’s fun and you learn alo

311/snoop Was Def. Badass ....sukrs!!!
so i werkd 311 and snoop dog today...and of course....there were 1000 ppl wanting tickets ...and only 30 around....so...a 50$ ticket went from 50 to 150...lmao..... ppl are really really stoopit!... so 2day 7/2 ... i got stp at red rocks...so this auta be interesting..... and and.... yes...yes... been seein a chica for bout a week or so....shes cool. fiesty lil fukr i'll tell ya...(but th@s enough of th@!!!)...(LMAO)... so whats u ppl up 2???... gimme some feed back here... the most exciting shit goin on here has been jennys son takin a shit in his closet!... wtf :P RP

Snoopy?
Come jump on the Snoopy train! Start by rating my Snoopy Folder..Click on the picture below... Second -You must rate/fan/add everyone that is on train. If you are already friends with that person,check to see if you can re-rate them and leave them a comment letting them know you are joining the Snoopy Train. If you are making a new friend,DO NOT send a blank friends request!Leave them a message letting them know you are joining the Snoopy Train. If your already on the train and recieve a friend request DO NOT just accept it - you must rate/fan and comment back! Always respond back to the other riders. I will make you this Thank You tag when you are done! NO DRAMA AND NO CHEATING!YOU WILL BE REMOVED! Start with your hostess.. ~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~G-Spot Leveler~@ fubar ~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire's@ fubar ◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD GREETER FOR CLUB MIXTURE ◊

Snooping And Searching..
I was meandering through this site that we're on, Fubar. I noticed that some people with morals, self worth and some other big words that i don't know the meaning of...has asked that comments related to sex, f*cking, oral...etc (yeah you get the picture) weren't to be tolerated. And yet, some dudes just go on and see what they want to see in the picture, without really looking at it as a whole. They see boobs, tits, ass and god knows what else, and that's human nature, i look too but i keep those "those are the whitest teeth i could come across!" comments to myself. It's just really elementary, and immature to me, sure i say that around my best (male) friend, but it's between us, unless it's not. I mean I think that me liking photography i can see what pictures are about, i can see how they were formed, or even guessing what they are, sometimes you just don't know, and that can be fun in itself. I noticed also they had posted comments related to pictures of (ass, boobs, ..etc.) but th

Snorkel!!!!! Haha
What a snorkel is... Most of you will think of something having to do with being in the water. Please allow me to expand your definition of this term. You need: 1) Brew (Long-neck) 2) FlexiStraw Steps: 1. Open brew (duh) 2. Curve straw so that the short end is toward you. 3. Exhale as much as possible. The reason for this is that the less of an air bubble you get under the brew the less chance of you hurling. :-) 4. Place long end of straw in brew, short end outside the neck. 5. Chug. The short end of the straw should be away from you during this, which allows for the transfer of air pressure into the bottle, at whatever rate it so happens to be. 6. When finished, show all your friends how to do this. Enjoy for many parties to come.

Snoring Problems!
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he s

Snoring Dog
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed that she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's' testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed. Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into Bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.

*snort*
Some guy sends me a shout the other day.. "Will you take your clothes off for me if I buy you a blast?"(*) Bwaaaaaaaaahahahaha! The funny part (or is it the sad part?) is, there are chicks here who'd say 'sure, baby!' What a place this is. *chuckle* (*)The answer was no, btw; I have a bit more self respect than that.

*snorts*
Your Thinking is Abstract and Sequential You like to do research and collect lots of information. The more facts you have, the easier it is for you to learn. You need to figure things out for yourself and consider all possibilities. You tend to become an expert in the subjects that you study. It's difficult for you to work with people who know less than you do. You aren't a very patient teacher, and you don't like convincing people that you're right. What Kind of Thinker Are You?

Snoring Remedies
When ever a person snores, we laugh at him/her or scold them for disturbing the others sleep. Snoring has also led to divorce in many couples. It may look as a joke, but the truth is snoring is not only a hindrance to your sleeping partner but a sign of some hidden disease on your own health. So if you are affected there are some quick snoring remedies to get rid of it. snoring remedies

Snork
snork 33 up, 14 down love it hate it buy a snork mugto unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment.She laughed so hard she snorked. After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and la

*snorts*
Soo last night in a mumm..this guy was talkin trash to me and Zombish...yeah so of course we returned the favor in a literate manner that seemed to confuse him. I log on today to this message ~~ countryboy1002 Walters, OK subject: mumm received: 06/15/2010 10:15 pm replied: no block this member you know what i dont give a shit about some mumm i like youre fiestiness its very attractive and ive never been turned on by an argument before , you dont stand down and that turns me on ,LOL, im not a country fuck like you think ive been to state college for 3 1/2 years and i got a bad ass job , if you want to talk to me then ill tell you what that is , i think youre cool ,weither you do or not , i do thats all i got to say . ~Slightly disturbing...no?>

Snorts
so this morning I commented on a pic of a half naked dude ( I was nice dammit all I said was meh ) and a few of us were commenting back and forth in there ...the pic poster even commenting back suddenly out of the group of us in there I am the only one that gets blocked ... not Missy fits not Jeni wren hell not even Dys and we all know how he is non of us could really figure out what could possibly be the reason for me getting blocked as on this occasion I was not saying anything offense nasty or just over all mean ( adjusts halo) curious and a lil amused I commented with my Helly name and said " you blocked me ? and here I thought we had the start of something wonderful I am crushed and saddened " then headed off to work got home and I got an email from the half naked young man .... I cant stop laughing now ... Isaac United States subject: sorry received:

*snort*
I think I should start doing these again. I have been getting some real winners lately. Guy who posted the all caps - don't comment - only vote comment approval mumm. I was bored so just to irritate him I left like a dozen comments just so he would have to read them and not approve. lulz. So he came to my sb. I posted every sb in his mumm and replied to him there. He finally blocked me. *snickers* 8:57am reply PHYREXIAN Z4M: im trying 2 stand out with caps & i need votes not comments 9:27am reply PHYREXIAN Z4M: im not screaming 9:30am reply PHYREXIAN Z4M: quit commenting & sb me 9:32am reply PHYREXIAN Z4M: what u scared? 9:35am reply PHYREXIAN Z4M: if u dont like the way i do things just get the hell out of my mumm 9:37am reply PHYREXIAN Z4M: screw u

Snot Factory
So hooray for me... I caught a cold. Colds always take me down and take me down hard. I feel like I've been run over by 4 or 5 mac trucks. I feel like my throat is burning. My nose is a snot factory (ewww) lol... I'm tired and annoyed with everything. I've been drinking literally gallons of water a day it seems like. I've been taking my vitamins, eating fresh fruit and drinking green tea yet nothing makes me feel better. I had to work yesterday, we were really busy for the first hour but after that, it was a nice steady pace and I did ok, even though I was sick. I've only been sick twice since July of 2005, which is when I quit smoking... I was sick a couple months ago before I went down to California to visit friends. I hear some people who say they NEVER get sick. I don't get it! When I was a smoker, I got sick ALL THE TIME. Now that I quit, it hasn't been as much but still... Ugh... How come some ppl never catch a cold? What are they doing different than me?

Snotty Bitches!!!
OK, SOMEONE has to say it! You Snotty ass BITCHES need to get off your HIGH HORSES! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! the following is an EXCERPT from a SNOTTY ASS BITCH: "If you're just gonna message me or add me in the pitiful hope that you're gonna get some sexual thing out of it then i suggest you hit the back button at the top of your browser. if you intend to actually come at me correctly alright then you may proceed." GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF! Your an attention whore and you know it, just like 99.9% of the other people on here (yes, I'm including myself) Cherrytap (FUBAR? and what the FUCK is up with THAT?) Feeds our prurient interests, and you bitches know you love the attention, and it's fucking nauseating how thou doth protest too fucking MUCH! Take a look around bitches, this is NOT thefoodnetwork.com or marthastewert.com. If you REALLY don't WANT the attention, then just IGNORE sex crazed perverts like ME, don't go on and on and FUCKING ON about how your here for "just friends"

Snotty Receptionist
SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?' All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

Snow Above, Fire Below
Snow Above Fire below Age is but a number Vitality and sexual prowess Still reigns supreme In the heart of a true lover Tough bitch exterior yet her pressence intriguing Wile others sought for her an exorvist I secretly desired her Big, Bold, Beautiful Eyes of magnetic charm Oh the day of fate I would never be the same She demanded I stay after work The others offerring prayers of survival As the finally staffer left She commanded me to her office Oh What now i thought Seemingly ready to do battle What greeted me as i entered her office Showed the facade for what it was Great Sexual WIldcat Seated in Regal sexual splendor In b;ack lace corset Her Sex exposed, moistened wiht nectar Total shock, disbelief she snapped me fro the trance taking my hands, she pressed me forward To taste of her Sex grabbing my head Lioness roars wiht greta prowess Pumping mym devoted tongue full of her raw, wetness Motioned to her office sofa I sit

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
A timeless fairy tale that has captured the hearts of many, and creating a new generation of animated films that would follow in its' foot steps. "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" was the first full length animated film, and was the first to one to win an Academy Award (for technical achievement). This film along with the creation of many other memorable Disney characters, created one of America's biggest franchises. Although the story is rather simplistic and obviously dated by today's standards, it's important to remember this film's historical significance. Without this film, modern classics like "The Incredibles", "Princess Mononoke" and many others wouldn't exist. The film is based off the fairy tale of a young princess, Snow White, whom is forced into hiding because of her evil step-mother, the queen. The queen wants to be the "fairest of them all." Tragically, as the queen discovers through her magic mirror, she finds that Snow White is "fairer", so she orders to have her killed

Snowboarding Music
here are some music for your mp3 to be playing while you go snowboarding so you can have some wicked music when your shreding up the tracks so here is some beats. Don't Let The Man Get You Down - Fatboy Slim. Mas - Kinky, All Night - Swollen Members, Like This - The X-Ecutioners, Fell Good Inc - Gorillaz, You Spin me Right Round - Dope, Pain - Jimmy Eats World, Happy - Mudvayne, It's Over - Run DMC, Finished Symphony - Hybrid, Reality Detached - The Forth, Thanks for the Venom - My Chemical Romance, Anytime - Eve 6, Lipstick And Bruises - Lit, Higher Ground - The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jesus Built My Hot Rod - Ministry, Are You Gonna Go My Way - Lenny Kravitz, Go - Sexpod, Old - Bush, What I Got - Sublime, Party At Ground Zero - Fishbone. Try the songs this is a pretty wicked mix but i dunno what type of music your into so just pop some music into play and enjoy. I know i'm a dork lol.

Snow Whispers
She dances upon snow gone lost in her dreams, Giggles turn to wiggles as she makes angel wings. Wishing upon stars under beams of the moon, She hums her favorite, a lost & forgotton tune; Somewhere over the rainbow, why oh why can't I, Live out of fantasies that are galloping on by. She climbs up & nestles onto her magical horse, Alone in the whiteness riding her own discourse; Searching of her lover from shore to shore. She weeps into the mane that she'll grasp forever more. For years she has yearned as she dreams of her lover, Tho drifting & lonely she won't settle for no other, No knight, no suitor, no lover at all; Listen to the Siren's, you'll hear her whispered call. 2/15/04 Copyright ©2006

Snow White Queen
stoplight lock the door don't look back undress in the dark and hide from you all of you You'll never know the way your words have haunted me I can't believe you'd ask these things of me you don't know me You belong to me my snow white queen there's nowhere to run, so lets just get it over soon I know you'll see you're just like me don't scream anymore my love, cause all I want is you Wake up in a dream frozen fear all your hands on me I can't scream I can't escape the twisted way you think of me I feel you in my dreams and I don't sleep You belong to me my snow white queen there's nowhere to run, so lets just get it over soon I know you'll see you're just like me don't scream anymore my love, cause all I want is you I can't save your life though nothing I bleed for is more tormenting I'm losing my mind and you just stand there and stare as my world divides You belong to me my snow white queen there's nowhere to run, so lets just get it over

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
Snow Patrol Chasing Cars Lyrics We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old To show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old To show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, They're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I ju

Snowfall
I went outside to take some trash and recyclables to their temporary spot until Thursday morning (garbage day). When I opened the door, I noticed that it had begun to snow. It was so beautiful. Not threatening as how a blizzard is or even a nice rain that I enjoy. This was peaceful and quiet. I wanted to see it a little longer, so I stayed and smoked a cigarette while sitting on the picnic table under the shelter. I watched for quite a while and then I realized that even though there were so many snowflakes falling they never disturbed one another. They all respected each ones individual space on the journey. Not like rain, splashing and combining into one force, making ample noise to announce their presence. I thought this was especially interesting in regards to the snow, because it is well known, that all snowflakes are unique. It was millions of 'special' and none of them 'normal.' Like the reverse of what it is like for humans. At least for me anyway, I dont fit in anywhere; I

Snow!!!!
Yesssss! It's finally snowing here!!!!!! Okay, sure it's a litte early for snow, but the weather guy said a few days ago that the average 1st snowfall for the Twin Cities is October 15th, so we're only a few days ahead of that! But it's so nice! It's even staying on the graound for a litte while, not melting right away like it usually does. I can't wait for a big snowstorm. One of my friends said he heard a news report that the weather conditions are exactly the same this year as they were in 1991 when we had the Megastorm! And that was 3+ feet of snow on Halloween! Ha, only a couple of weeks for that! Of course, some people don't like it. My friend from Colorado, who moved here (well, actually Duluth, so a couple hours further north) a month ago, partially on my advice, called me up yesterday. "WHAT THE F*** IS THIS????!!!" She screams at me. I told her it meant the ski season would start early. "Oh...Ok." But still, I know it's not much, only three days in a row of the

Snow Patrol Chasing Cars.
We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I j

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (adult Version)
(Too good to not save in a blog for later giggles!!!) Miss Snow White she was a randy cow And desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarf's came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven, Originally wanting one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that", "Not there, that is my arse-hole, You DOPEY little prat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL, Unless you're a fucking queer" So reluctantly he

Snow
Here it is, the middle of October, when the leaves should be at their prettiest colors. Can't see them!!!!!!!!! It's snowing again for the 3rd time this month. Normally we dont get our first snow until halloween. Oh well... Guee I will wonder out and make me a snowwoman. Oh yes! love putting the boobs on. hahahahhaha Last year I build a snow man and was puttting the carrot, where a carrot should be on a "snowman" and the old fuddy duddy next door yelled out..."You pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!" So I will do the smowwoman this year. Oh... dont ask... No, I dont want to grow up! Hell, I'm having too much fun. Why spoil it, eh?

Snow!!!
Well, I woke up this morning to realize that we had snow flurries flying around. If I had to pick one season to hate it would have to be Winter. I love hot weather and love being able to go outside with barely anything on. I hate having to bundle up and wear extra layers of clothing! It SUCKS! Not only that I am single so I have no one to cuddle with in bed, which is even worse! Blah! Talk to you all later! Darla

Snowy Vanilla Pecan Crescents
Ingredients: 1 cup powdered sugar, divided 2 sticks fat-reduced margarine, suitable for baking (must have 60-70% fat), such as Imperial® or Fleischmann's® 1/4 tsp salt (optional) 2 tsp vanilla extract 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1-1/4 cups rolled oats 1/2 cup pecans, finely chopped Instructions: Preheat oven to 325°F. In a large bowl, cream half of the sugar into the margarine, then add the salt and vanilla extract, blending well. Next add the flour, oats, and nuts, and blend thoroughly. Place dough by the Tablespoonful on ungreased cookie sheet. Shape into crescents. Bake for 15 minutes or until bottoms are light honey-golden. Remove to wire rack and sift remaining powdered sugar generously over warm crescents. Nutritional Information: Nutritional Information (per cookie): 75 Cal; 4 g Fat; 9 g Carb; 00 mg Chol; 50 mg Sodium; 3 mg Calcium. Dietary Exchanges: 1 Bread; 1 Fat.

Snow Storm
Snow Storm Snow softly falling on an already cold ground. Walking next to you I reach for your arms and wrap it securely around me. We walk back into the house where the fireplace is roaring. You begin to get aroused, it’s ok babe just needed to hold you close and you pull me closer and then we start kissing. Babe are you cold you ask? I reply by squeezing lightly on your arm. You turn closer to me and you whisper into my ear, babe I want to warm you up. As you run your hand down my thigh. You lay a blanket on the floor in front of the fireplace and we slide out of our wet clothes. You lay me back on the pillows you start running your hands up and down my thigh going to my pussy you slowly begin to rub the outer lips and I quiver when your thumb rubs against my clit rubbing it as you slip a finger in “Oh Yes” as another one slide inside me. You rub and I can’t stop I cum down your hand. You crawl down between my thighs your tongue and lips do things that drive me wild, nibbling an

Snow Flakes
the snow has begun softly it falls covering the land in white so pure so dear changing the lanscape as it falls down so much like our love always so near warm by the fire snuggled up close looking out the window at our white host slumber takes us as our evening comes slowly the snow falls til morning comes

Snow White Dove
warm evening night sitting on a hill top i see a dove land near me so pure an beautiful such a lovely thing tender and sweet such as thee trying to figure you out trying to find the reason wondering how you love me so

Snow White
Snow White by bradley_stoke © Snow White was feeling wretched and miserable as she lay naked in the shadows of the tall forest trees, as well she might after her unexpected rape at the hands of the forester. It had seemed such a jolly idea at first when he suggested walking into the woods with her ostensibly to show her what he did for a living, and the fact it was sanctioned by her usually unsympathetic stepmother and guardian made it an especial treat. But then he turned on her, beating her about the face, pulling off her clothes, and then forcing himself on her. At first, Snow White had no idea what was happening to her, but it soon became clear when he pulled down his britches, pulled out his erect penis and violated her. Whether the rape was to be all that she was to endure she didn’t know, but in the struggle she managed to loosen his grip and ran deep into the woods. She had no idea where she was or whether the forester was still running after her, but the pain she felt

Snow Silently Falling As The Sun Raises
The days growing shorter, the snow is silently falling to the ground. The street light go on to shine on the snow. Which a foot has not even touched. Over the hills the night is so quiet. As the sun raises over the hill shining on the falling snow, the snow is still silently falling. This new reflection on the snow wakes up the queit town over the hill

Snow,spice And Sex
I am hot, incredibly hot, I am wet, oh… so wet, I am aroused… oh yes… so aroused… Droplets of sweat rolls down slowly between my breasts while my eyes devour him, each part of him, torso, arms, legs… sex. Droplets of sweat are also rolling down his bare muscular torso, finding their way through his chest's hair, glistening under the faint light. I would like to lick them, to lick all of his body, slowly, delicately, sensually… He is so gorgeous, so male, so fully offered to our gazes. I lick a droplet of sweat rolling down on my upper lip while a new one rolls into my cleavage. His eyes look at it until she disappears into my one-piece black swimsuit. He knows that the droplet is rolling down between my ample breasts now. His gaze follows it as if my breasts are naked. My nipples are fully erect, fully burnt with his gaze; they are as hard as my pussy is wet. The girl sitting beside him looks at him with envy too. She is melting, craving as much as me to touch him, to kiss hi

Snow Job
This is neat... > http://www.star28.net/snow.html > 1. Go to the above web site > 2. Type in your name (just your first name Or nickname) > 3. Be patient and wait a second (watch until the skiier gets to the end >of the run).

Snowballing Stigmata
SNOWBALLING STIGMATA Have I raised some eyebrows? Have I made you sick? I can do better Like if I ask you to fist fuck my ass, while sucking my dick Would that bother you puritan pieces of shit? or… How about if I find a way to go back in time, and blow Christ on the cross, Spit his own cum in his mouth making a new stigmata Causing the holiest of the holy, to cough up ejaculate while they speak in tongues Now that’s some good clean fun

Snow Prince And Princess
Create Your Glitter Text This will be a contest for the Snow Prince and Princess of CherryTap. We will take 10 Guys and 10 Girls. Voting will be by comments and you can comment as many times as you wish. In the event of a tie the winner with the most rates will win. It will run Friday at noon til Sunday at noon!!! Couples are encouraged to enter!!! But you don’t have to be a pair..it wold be cute tho!! Shell and I will run the contest. The prize will be a VIC gift and a special tag that Immortal Love will make!! This will be fun so come on and send me a message if you want in! Evil Overlords kicked ass lets make this one as much fun!!! ♥Immortal♥Love♥@ CherryTAP

Snowbunny Advisories???
I just posted a bulletin entitled, Calling All Snow Angels! Just curious as to whether or not anyone has heard of the weather reports as to who got snow tonight???? (or last night to most of you folks!)... Could we actually be dreaming of a "White Christmas" this year???? or, just wishful thinking???? Kat

Snow . . .
I'm in Utah for the next couple of weeks visiting my parents for Thanksgiving, and getting other stuff done. Which hasn't been fun, let me tell you. Any of it. But that's not the point of this post. The point of this post is snow. Utah gets snow every year. And I do mean every year. Now, I've lived in Mississippi for the last two years, and I've actually enjoyed NOT having snow for once. Yes, it was cool to come back to Utah and see snow again; and it was great fun for my gf who's been in Mississippi her entire live and has never seen snow. She was like a kid, it was great. However . . . the problem with snow every year in Utah? The car wrecks on the freeway. Every year. These are people who have been born and raised in the state of Utah, who see this snow EVERY SINGLE YEAR and still manage to get into massive car pile-ups on the freeway the very first snowfall of the year. I can't understand this. They act like they have NEVER seen snow before! And yet, they've been through

Snowed In At Oklahoma City
Wow, it has been so long since I have seen snow fall so effortlessly with grace. I am snowed in at Oklahoma City. I am sitting in front of this magnificient roaring fireplace, naked, wrapped in a blanket drinking a glass of wine. Where is my very sexy lover at?????

Snow...
I really want it to snow. It just doesnt feel like christmas time. I just want to watch Frosty (the old one not the one where he gets married), while it snows out, with the firplace going, and drinking hot chocolate. I love that when you go outside at nite after it's been snowing all day, and the smell of the snow and the fireplaces going. I really cant wait. And I want my christmas tree!!! I want a real one, but I think wer'e doing a fake one so it doesnt have to come down before I leave for Flordia. I want the snow and the lights. I think I want to go up to NYC and see the tree lit up and mabey I'll attempt to ice skate.

Snowflakes--helping People
CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO HELP THE SALVATION ARMY, FOR EVERY SNOWFLAKE MADE THEY WILL DONATE ITS REALLY COOL AN WE ALL NEED TO GIVE A LITTLE BIT. IT WILL JUST TAKE A FEW MINS OF YOUR TIME AN NOT COST YOU ANY MONEY TO CUT OUT A SNOWFLAKE. REMEMBER JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON,,, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE,. http://www.popularfront.com/snowdays/

Snowflakes For The Salvation Army
The Salvation Army is having a SNOWFLAKE Drive to raise money. Please create a FREE Snow Flake and send it to friends or just leave it to fall on the Screen. Here is one of the Snowflakes I Created for out Troops: # 3170932 You will find the Search in the bottom Left. Thanks, David WolfEagle1499 -- I still need a couple of Pet Pictures for my next Contest -- Please Vote for me in@ CherryTAP

Snowflakes
Listen to the snowflakes silent Drifting toward the land Rained on by silver moon light Cradled safetly in Cupid's hand Sleep snowflakes in winter Awaken with the moon bright Powder the earth like sugar Soften the darkest night Fall snowflakes so slowly Reach for each other on the air Drop together into perfection Always together without a care Dance with me snowflakes Swirl like candy in the tub Waltz with me over the mountains For you have taken my true love Wander with me snowflakes Through the river Where ice clings to banks And makes me shiver Climb with me snowflakes Over the rock Follow the moon Ignore the chiming clock Now sleep sweet snowflakes And blanket me In the crystal white Please place me Freeze me cold snowflakes In your bracing sleet Alone I am no more Now I lay at my lover's feet Leave me quiet snowflakes Leave him as well Frozen in time Beneath the snow we shall dwell Follow the snowflakes And you shall see Cla

Snowy
contentedly sipping a mug of coffee, the air is filled with whirling flakes, blurring the view of the theatre in an old church across the street peering out the window like a kid snowmen pop up like mushrooms branches heavy with new fallen snow a steady, windless majestic falling dreaming about that perfect snowfall, the big one that keeps school closed, and keeps the sled runs deeply covered where you feel warmed by the flakes on a soft white carpet you wander . making snow forts, packing snowballs for the playful wintery battle to come feverishly working till called back inside, pinkcheeked and trailing snow on the floor the warmth of the room like the glow of a fireplace upon your grinning face childhood memories of winters long past, making me smile feel ever so warm

Snow Of Doom
We were supposed to get snow flurries and 6" of snow. Today I woke up to a blizzard. My car is currently nestled in a snow-drift down the street from a mis-guided attempt to drive my brother's friend home, and we have 2-3' snow drifts so far, and I can't see the house across the street for how bad it's coming down and how windy it is. People are abandoning their cars on the highway, though where they're going I don't know, businesses are closing. Maybe it's the end of the world, I hear it's snowing in Vegas too. We can only hope.

Snow Storm Flight Delay
We were changing planes in Chicago on our way to grandma"s for the holidays when a sudden snow storm left us stranded for the night. Luckily the airline was going to put us up in a nearby hotel. We were told it wouldn"t be anything fancy, but it would be better than sleeping in the airport. As luck would have it we managed to find a crazy cab driver willing to take us to the hotel in the snow storm. After a quick check in we were off to our room. The airline was right it wasn"t anything fancy. It had 2 beds barely big enough for one person. The smallest TV I"ve ever seen in my life, but at least there was a bathroom with a shower, and most importantly a good heater. By now it was getting late, and we were all pretty wore out. Mom and Sis decided they could probably squeeze into the far bed and manage for the night. I got the other all to myself. All we had was our carry on bags, the airline kept our luggage so we didn"t have much to get cleaned up with or to change into. One by o

Snow For Sale
To all, As the snow is falling here in Colorado just a week after the last large amount of snow fell I was thinking where we as a state might be putting this snow. I have come to the conclusion that as a state we should sell the snow to places that are not a fortunate as we are in Colorado. There are children who have only seen pictures of such ideas. Anyone interested?

Snow Time
I'm flying back to Denver tonight, so I'm gonna go from sunny FL to blizzardy (yes, it's a made up word) CO. I will miss the warmth. Also, I dunno if my roommate fixed our internet yet, so it could be awhile 'till I'm back, but I'll work something out. Have a great New Year everyone! -Adrienne

Snow Angels
Snow Angel An 80-below wind-chill factor was not enough to deter my son's guardian angel. By Joan Wester Anderson Reprinted with permission from "Where Angels Walk," published by Ballantine Books. It was just past midnight on December 24, 1983. The Midwest was shivering through a record-breaking cold spell, complete with gale-force winds and frozen water pipes. And although our suburban Chicago household was filled with the snug sounds of a family at rest, I couldn't be a part of them, not until our 21-old son pulled into the driveway. At the moment, Tim and his two roommates were driving home for Christmas, their first trip back since they had moved East last May. "Don't worry, Mom," Tim had reassured me over the phone last night. "We're going to leave before dawn tomorrow and drive straight through. We'll be fine!" Kids. They do insane things. Under normal circumstances, I figured, a Connecticut-to-Illinois trek ought to take about eighteen hours. But the weather

Snow Day
Well... it is about 6:30 am here and so much snow fell overnight here that all the schools in the county are closed for the day. And with more snow expected for today and tomorrow my son could have a very nice weekend off. Oh no... what to do here. Honey... bring it over here and make me HOT!!!!

Snow, The 2nd Dose.
Ok so last night we goto ur 2nd hleping of snow, wlel our first big snow in yearsss! So me and my best buddy bruce went and had ourself a dandy fucking itme all night ^.^ Also our neighbor agreed to let us ride around on his quad and pull him aorund on this tube, that was fun..then it waso ur turn hahaha.. it was great fun. By 1am i couldnt feel anything! xD anyways that was my fun snow night. later ^.^

Snow Day
Looked up into the pouring snow Til I noticed that tiny hole In clouds that filled the endless sky There ran some brilliant beams of light Light and midnight In our eyes A midnight sun Made to fill our minds With such content Standing in snow I saw your face Glow in this newfound wonder Tiny flakes upon your nose Set my heart aflutter Then just one kiss at midnight made Our hearts take all the power. ** A boyfriend of mine had never seen snow in his life. I'm not much for snow... So when he drove 14 hrs to come visit me and it started snowing in the middle of the night, he had to really force me to bundle up and come outside...I'm glad I did.

Snow Again
It's finally starting to LOOK like winter here in Minnesota... another 2 inches of snow so far since 7 pm (1 am now.) Christmas sucked as far as bring brown and dull.. now, we don't need the snow as much as we did to make Christmas look like Christmas.

Snow In Southern California, Say It Isn't So!
This morning after I'd gotten up, gotten dressed, and had my bathroom pleasantries - as I sat down to check my email as I do most every morning; my son comes in the office."Good morning, mommy, it snowed this morning," he said."I don't think so, hon, it doesn't get cold enough to snow here," I replied out of routine - this was a conversation he and I had held a few times this year already."But there's white stuff outside, look out the window..." he answered in earnest, and so I did with much hesitation. I looked at the 'white stuff' on the top of my car, and the trailer, and the truck belonging to the neighbor."It's just ice, Merlin, it got really cold last night."I sat down after that to watch the morning news, and as they reviewed the weather they dropped a quick line that there was snow in Riverside. Now, snow is Riverside isn't quite as uncommon as snow in San Bernardino so I didn't think much of it, though it did remind me to go out and check on Mya-tuk's recent litter of puppies.

Snow
Hurrah we finally are getting snow and cold weather. Hopefully the lakes will be able to freeze so people can go ice freezing. And the businesses that rely on the snow such as ski resorts, snow mobile dealers, and little stores and such along the snowmobile trails can make some money.

Snowing Again!!!!
This is such a strange winter so far for 2007. Last Wednesday night it snowed and there is still snow on the ground from that pouring and right now I just went outside for a second and it is snowing again here... coming down hard. You guys east of Oregon are in for another dumping. I will post a pic of the street in a little while of the new snow fall.

Snowy Sunday!
I guess Winter has really arrived in Wisconsin, lol! Snow Advisory in effect until 3 p.m. The weather service says we should get 2 to 4 inches, but it looks more like 5 or 6 inches out there right now! And it is still coming down hard. This will be interesting, lol! Beautiful to watch, though! Still haven't had a chance to talk with my sister about her experiences in paradise! I'm giving her time to readjust - she's quiet anyway, but she's a little too quiet this time! I have a feeling she is discouraged that her adventure didn't turn out quite as she'd planned. That sort of thing happens. As long as she learns from the experience, it's all good! Just don't want her to decide "adventures" aren't worth the effort or the occasional pain involved. All adventures are worth anything it takes to pull it off - spoken like a true adventurer, lol!! I'm just so proud of her, that she took that first step - even if it didn't turn out as planned! Another past life companion has surfaced for

Snow
I can't believe it! There's snow in the desert! I've heard it happens, but I never thought it would really happen. It started snowing around 6:30pm last night, we got about 2 inches. I though to myself, it won't last by morning it will be gone. Stupid me! I wake up to this crap this morning. People here don't know how to drive in snow, there've been so many accidents. And people are "snowed in". They've got 1/2 the bridges in town closed down. I don't understand how people can get this fucking retarded over snow. Back home, it literally had to be half way up your door for you to be "snowed in". Alright, I'm done bitching, for now. I love seeing snow on the mountains, but not right outside my window. SHIT!!! IT'S SNOWING AGAIN!!!

Snow Snow Snow
WELL WE HAD ALOT OF SNOW YESTURDAY. A WHITE OUT IN THE AM. I HAD TO GO AND GET MY DAUGHTER OUT IN THAT SHIT. I TELL U WHAT NOW I WAS A NERVOUS WRECK. U COULDNT SEE THE ROAD IN FRONT OF U ICE FORMED ON THE WINDOWSHIELD AS QUCIK AS U WOULD GET IT OFF. U COULD ONLY GO 10 TO 15 MILES AN HOUR AT A TIME IT TOOK ME 1 HOUR ROUND TRIP TO GO ONLY 14 MIN. ROUND TRIP. I SLID ABOUT 3 TO 4 TIMES FISHTAILED IT TWICE AND AT ONE POINT IN TIME I COULDNT STOP. I HAVENT DRIVEN SINCE 98 UNTIL THIS PAST MARCH. AND TO HAVE TO GO OUT IN THAT I PRAYED THE WHOLE TIME TO GET US HOME WITHOUT ACCIDENT. WE MADE IT HOME SAFELY. BUT I TOLD HER NO MORE STAYING IN TOWN IN THE WINTER TIME LOL. THE KIDS HAVE BEEN OUT PLAYING IN THIS STUFF SINCE IT CAME DOWN MY YOUNGEST THINKS SHE IS AN ARTIC PENGUINE LOL. THE OTHER TWO THINK THEY ARE FREEZING OUTSIDE. BUT AT LEAST THEY ALL HAVE HAD SOME FUN. I WAS HOPING WE WOULDNT GET ALOT OF SNOW THIS WINTER BUT LUCK HAS IT WE DID.

Snow Is Your Wingman!
I was visiting an old friend. I was at her place and while I was there the snow started. When I tried to leave, my car got stuck. The both of us tried to get it unstuck for a good 15 mins with no luck. Obviously snow was trying to hook me up with a sleepover. What a great wingman. However, snow failed to realize that we r just friends and we are both in relationships lasting over 10 years. So I just got behind the car and pushed it out. While wearing shorts. Shorts in the snow FTW! ^_^

Snow Snow Snow
i hate the snow yr after yr with snow and i went threw microbursts and ice storms already in my life and this time of yr up here in the north country of NNY it kind of sucks. but at times its is nice to look at and watch fall and go sledding in it and skiing and go ice skating and snow shoeing and throwing snow balls at each other and other things to do as well. but right now i wish it was over

Snow
Woohoo it actually snowed last night. I was out checking some trains and saw it falling and then just stood there looking into the night sky, as the snow flakes slowly drifted in the spotlights. Damn that was a magical sight :D Anyway the snowball fight started a little later once enough settled and I was surprised who started it ... the supervisor! I don't think any of the staff escaped, well i was able to dodge a few LOL. Some got buckets of snow poured over them, but i was missed :D Now as for riding home, well i was already told someone dropped their scooter as they was coming into the yard. Well it was a bit slippery but i got out ok, it wasn't until i got near home that it looked a bit dangerous, but the bikes ok LOL.

Snow Days....
Today was an ok day...OK so no i lied...Today was a SHITTY day...I think that when there is snow that its time to act like you can drive the same But when your driving 70 and then theres ICE and you dont slow down and spin out of control....Ya not good...OR when u are driving 55 down Michigan ave and there is a light and you dont start stopping till its almost close as hell and there is a truck stopped there at the RED LIGHT and when u cant stop because of the ICE you hit the person in the ass!! YA thats what happened...Gotta love idiots that drive like that...Not much damage to my truck but enough that i am pissed off...And the chick was like "OMG i dont no why i couldnt stop" maybe if u got off the damn cell phone and sloweed down and remembered the ICE you would of...She was mad becuase she dumped her lattee...I just told her to give me her info...I called the cops and blah blah...She told the cops that she had no idea what happened...The cops laughed..DUH rear ending someone is

Snow Storm
One winter morning a husband and blonde wife in northern Ohio were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ...." ...at which point the power went out and the radio went dead. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park

Snow-klahoma
...C'mon and * SING* with me! SNOW-klahoma, where the Cold Front's sweepin' down the plain; And the piles of sleet beneath your feet Follow right behind the freezing rain. SNOW-klahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I Travel home from work and hope some jerk Doesn't wreck our car in passing by. We know we belong to the land But it could use much more salt and sand! And when we sayyyyyyy "YEEEOW!" "Ay-yip-ay-yoh-E-ayyy!" We're only saying "Two feet of ICE?!?!?!" SNOW-klahoma! SNOW-klahoma Snow-K? No way! Not more, today... Snow-kla-HO-ma!!!!! YEEOWWW!!

Snowflakes Whisper Your Name
Snowflakes Whisper Your Name by BlueWolf Mist upon the window Awoke with an early morning wish For you my pretty lovely To gaze into your angle face Midnight madness Has kept me awake A new day Every one keeps you far at bay Watching the snow Swirling round and round Like the dance of love That you and I have found Soft falling snow Whispers call your name Snowflakes as they fall Each echo "I love you" How gently they fall As the way I have fallen for you Pretty lovely Snowflakes whisper your name My heart is cold and empty While you are far away My pleading encouraging you to stay In this lonely moment The memory of your smile I embrace Sending you my pretty lovely Snowflakes that whisper your name.......

Snowflakes Whisper Your Name { Karulvinth For Life}
Mist upon the window Awoke with an early morning wish For you my pretty lovely To gaze into your angle face Midnight madness Has kept me awake A new day Every one keeps you far at bay Watching the snow Swirling round and round Like the dance of love That you and I have found Soft falling snow Whispers call your name Snowflakes as they fall Each echo "I love you" How gently they fall As the way I have fallen for you Pretty lovely Snowflakes whisper your name My heart is cold and empty While you are far away My pleading encouraging you to stay In this lonely moment The memory of your smile I embrace Sending you my pretty lovely Snowflakes that whisper your name... Our love is like the Northern Star, it outshines all the rest.

Snow Humor Cartoons
Calvin & Hobbes were at it again, again, and again!! Actually, 15 times with a sense of humor about snow and snowmen. Great fun for anyone to take a gander. Start with this cartoon and keep moving through the series! :D Enjoy!!

Snowfall
well, we're getting snow today. school for the kiddos let out early. i doubt if we'll get a lot, but the town i live in acts like it's a blizzard when they see one little flake fall from the sky. LOL. guess you can't be too careful.

Snow
does anyone really like the snow? i dont. well i guess i do in some ways. its pretty to look at and fun to sled in, but i hate driving in it. i do have to say i must have one of the best neighbors. tonight when i got home he was out snowblowing his sidewalk. he saw me drive into my driveway full of snow and when my kids and i got out he came over and snowblowed my driveway. then he even did my sidewalk. how great is that. not many people now days would help anyone out but themselves. now i wont have to spend my day off shoveling my drive.

Snow Riding: Tip!
If its bad snow, don't bother! I thought I'd would be able to make it home because i have been able to get away with it before. Well it was a little tricky and slippery in places, especially when i had to turn into the gas station. Still the bike started up ok, and i was surprised because of the trouble i have been having. Well i got most of the way home and decided to pull over to clean the visor. Stupid me decided to switch the engine off, bad move. I had to try and push start the bike and then gingerly ride up the road once i did get it started. Well i had to brake and i wasn't going that fast, so i could turn into the side road. Well I felt that the bike wasn't slowing fast enough and squeezed the front brake a little too hard. That was it front wheel tucked and i ended up sliding up the road due to the slush. Thansk to the motorist who was following, he helped me get the bike up and take it over to the side of the road. Then i had to push the bike up the hill and get it into

Snow-klahoma"
SNOW-klahoma" Sing with me! Sing along with me, SNOW-klahoma, where the cold fronts sweepin' down the plain; And the piles of sleet beneath your feet Follow right behind the freezing rain. SNOW-klahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I Travel home from work and hope some jerk Doesn't wreck our car in passing by. We know we belong to the land But it could use more salt and more sand! And when we say Yeeow! Ayipioeeay! We're only sayin' you're slick as snot, SNOW-klahoma! SNOW-klahoma, Oy Vey!

Snow Storm Day 4
today i left the house at 4 am to be in my car for 5 hours stuck at a gas station outside of mexico new york. then my day began when i arrived at work , my normal trip is only 20 minutes. it was snowing 5 inches an hour and you just cant see anything when it snows that hard, anyway we are dealing with it we just keep digging out each day. oswego county is under a state of ememrgency and we are just praying it stops soon!!!

Snow White's Sexual Agenda
Ever wonder how the seven dwarves got their names? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a fuck. So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck! She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke. Then stumbled on a cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven Dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven! Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny need a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop you pick!" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that!" "Not there, that me arse-hole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL! Unless you're fucking queer!" So reluctantly he whipped i

Snow.....looks Like Crack. Yay!!
right now as i am writing this i am snowed in and i mean snowed in..driving band on and this really sucks cause now i cant get paid.. my cousin told me that snow looks like crack and it kinda seems like it is..because well sometimes snow is bad and well so is crack.. i think the only good thing is free day off of work but then you really cant do anything..except wandering the streets.. HI!!!!! Im ALy.. Jen's cousin.. snow def. looks like crack. No really, i mean have u ever seen crack? I have. And it looks like snow.. only crack isnt cold. But like.. if snow was indeed actually crack, I would have 2 whole feet of it right now, and a great time. Do u know how much money I could make off of two feet of crack?! BUT!!! dont think that just because I know what crack looks like, I have done crack. Crack is wack and its WRONG! dont do drugs kids, it kills you and there are cooler ways to die. Like.. Spontanious COmbustion. How cool would that be? Well.. not very beacuse you

Snowed In
Damn, we got 15" of snow here!! I posted some pics in the "SNOW" folder if anyone wants to see. The city I live in is so awesome that they haven't even plowed my street once yet - gotta love it!!! Oh well, snowed in on Valentine's, I guess it could be worse!

Snow
I love snow! But one of my jobs really sucks when it snows. I work at a roadside assistance business and when it snows I am super busy. Granted I only dispatch the runs (I love telling people where to go) but it keeps me busy. Every one else in Indiana seems to complain about the snow. I love to drive, walk and play in the snow. I guess that is one of the reasons my friends call me a polar bear. Such is life! Let it snow, let it snow, let is snow!!!!!!

Snow!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well it is finally snowing yes first snow in Febuary. Started on Thursday and still going. Yes I know for some I'm strange but I love it. Got some great pic's of it, and still taking more. Oh ya I'm on heaven with the snow

Snowed In.
I'm snowed in, and my Sweetie won't be home for a couple of days. He's a truck driver, on the way home from the West Coast right now. This has been a long run, thanks to the weather, and I'm getting a bit antsy now.

Snow-white And Rose-red
There was once a poor widow who lived in a lonely cottage. In front of the cottage was a garden wherein stood two rose-trees, one of which bore white and the other red roses. She had two children who were like the two rose-trees, and one was called Snow-White, and the other Rose-Red. They were as good and happy, as busy and cheerful as ever two children in the world were, only Snow-White was more quiet and gentle than Rose-Red. Rose-red liked better to run about in the meadows and fields seeking flowers and catching butterflies, but Snow-White sat at home with her mother, and helped her with her house-work, or read to her when there was nothing to do. The two children were so fond of one another that they always held each other by the hand when they went out together, and when Snow-White said, we will not leave each other, Rose-Red answered, never so long as we live, and their mother would add, what one has she must share with the other. They often ran about the forest alone and gat

Snowflake(lvu)
untell death do us part we shall not part nor seperate for i have found i's fate as i gaze n 2 ur eyes,my heart beat escalates 2 a rythem much more different than b4 i do beleave that i'v been look'n 4 every thing that i'v been miss'n,it's u & 4 every thing that i'v wish'n;hey,mayb dreams --do cum true but theres 1 thing 4 certian as my life line --unfolds it'l b ur warmth that warms me as i shiver n --that cold & it'l b the taste of ur kiss that i carry n 2 --that heavenly bliss MAY MY HEART ALWAYS & FOREVER B FIL'D W/THE BLIZARD OF UR LUV 333

Snow
For several weeks now it has been getting into the 50's and 60's, nearly into the 70's. Today, we get up and there are several inches of snow on the ground, now there is nearly a foot of snow!! As the time comes for Tess' b-day and out upcoming move, she has been saying something about snow. I told her that if she kept it up that it was going to snow and lo and behold!!! We are supposed to get another 4-6 inches before this stops. Well, she got her snow and her b-day is 2 days away.

Snow In April
Also the name of a great book by Pete Hamill. Oh, wait. That’s “Snow in August.” Never mind, my brain is fried. haha (Still a great book, though.) I was talking about what’s outside my window, anyway. Not that I’m surprised. We’ve had April snow before. One year, we had 2 feet of snow on April 1st. But still... Ordinarily weather like this would practically be a mandate for me to curl up with a good book and a cup of tea (after going outside to take some pics, of course), but I have a massage appointment in a little while and that’s practically a required religious sacrament in itself, so out I go! :) Shouldn’t be too bad; the forecasters said it won’t stick, no matter how bad it looks... Ah, hell. I take that back. I just looked out the window. It is TOO sticking, dammit! I don’t know why I’m surprised. They also SWORE that this wouldn’t start until 10 o’clock tonight. So they’re on a roll... It is pretty, though... Addendum: Yeah, it only looked pretty from inside! haha That stuf

Snow
Damn 70 degrees then right to snow. Guess there goes racing for yet another week or two. I go from being ready to race to wanting to snuggle up with someone and watch a movie. Or make love for hours till we are both so hot we have to open the windows to cool off in the 20 deg temps. But in my case i am just plain screwed either way. No racing and no one for the other either. Maybe i should change my header to hopeless racer and romantic. Or will lick pussy for free lol. Have a great day everyone.

Snow
what the hell its the middle of april and we are still getting snow are we even going to get a summer? and what a shitty ass winters its been, it started early and started cold, now it won't end. I should move to vancouver, this town sucks.

Snow?
Come on I am so sick of the snow and what do I wake up to, having to clean off the vehicle cause we managed to get a couple of inches to stay. Having the hotel room for the week is great, so much less stress worrying whether or not I have a place to sleep. The simple things make it great though, TV, bed, shower, and yes I know it sounds stupid but I do those minor things that people take for granted I was I need and appritiate so much.

Snow Angels
snow angels by crazyjt in IN This happened back in February. Mick was gone with work again and it was right near Valentines Day. Since Mick was gone I picked up some extra hours at work. It was snowing when I left and promised to be a bad storm. Around 8am my daughter called to say school was cancelled and grandma was going to pick them up. I called my mom and told her to take stuff for overnight since I might work double because of the storm. Sure enough I did. By 11 pm I was ready to head home and soak in the hot tub before getting some sleep. When I walked out I was glad I had taken Mick’s 4x4 truck since there was over a foot of snow and there would be huge drifts out by us. I made the usually ½ hour trip in a little over an hour just wanting to get home and soak. When I turned up our drive I noticed a light on in the house and thought the kids must have left it on earlier. Then I noticed footprints along the drive and really began to wonder what was up. As I slowed near the

Snow Angels
Was a cold April morning, With no where to go, When you had the idea, making angels in the snow, It's always been those little things, That made me love you, But seems the spring time is coming, And the rose is in bloom, You said its over, You need to move on, Our season has passed, But the memories live on, chorus: You let me fade like a snow angel, In the warm spring sun, My heart still breaking, my world undone, yes spring time is coming, And youre move'n on, I'm faiding like a snow angel, In warm spring sun, Part of me wonders, what i meant to you, Was i just a way to pass the time, Or did you love me too, i know hearts change, I've seen it before, Was just hoping this time was different, Never love'd like that before, Should have seen it coming, When leaves were turning green, Something wild burning in your eyes, I knew it wasn't me, bridge: Love comes in seasons, Some short, some long, Some last a life time, Some not that stron

Snow Queen
The fairy tale "The Snow Queen" was written by Hans Christian Andersen. I've always liked the story, and I've been meaning to do a portrait of the queen for a few years now. She's a strange character, living alone in an ice palace, and she kidnaps a boy named Kay, and brings him to her palace to live. In the middle of the vast, empty halls of snow, was a frozen lake, cracked into a thousand shards. She tells Kay he can never leave until he is able to spell out the word "Eternity" using the shards of ice. As she is driving him to her palace in her sleigh for the first time, she kisses him on the forehead, a kiss colder than ice, which went straight through to his heart. "Now you must have no more kisses," she said, "or else I should kiss you to death." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want to dedicate this to My Boys. With whom have tolerated my downer moments lately and there have been many. Suicidal moments to be exact. My two main issues my looks and abo

Snow (hey Oh)
Come to decide that the things that I tried were in my life just to get high on. When I sit alone, come get a little known But I need more than myself this time. Step from the road to the sea to the sky, and I do believe that we rely on When I lay it on, come get to play it on All my life to sacrifice. Hey oh... listen what I say oh I got your hey oh, now listen what I say oh When will I know that I really can't go To the well once more - time to decide on. Well it's killing me, when will I really see, all that I need to look inside. Come to belive that I better not leave before I get my chance to ride, Well it's killing me, what do I really need - all that I need to look inside. Hey oh... listen what I say oh Come back and hey oh, look at what I say oh The more I see the less I know The more I like to let it go - hey oh, woah... Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow, Finally divided by a word so undecid

Snow White Trash!
I spent the evening playing bass guitar and guitar on a couple of hip-hop tracks at my brothers studio, he was happy with my playing but i wasnt all that pleased with the results, i thought my bass playing sounded like it were played by a white man, it sounded a lot more country and western than rhythm and blues and, well, it just didnt feel right.. I guess i cant help being white, hell, they dont get much whiter than me, im Icelandic for chrissakes, but sometimes i wish i wasnt, like this evening, i really wished i was black, i really wanted these songs we were working on to sound like The Roots, not like Vanilla fucking Ice.

Snow Leopards And Poachers
Great Cat in Trouble Please donate now to help us run the ad below and help save snow leopards from extinction... Help us run this ad in Congress Daily, one of Washington, DC’s most influential publications. Cat Facts The snow leopard’s thick, furry tail is almost as long as the rest of its body. At 77-121 pounds, snow leopards weigh about seven to eight times as much as the average housecat.Unlike other big cats, snow leopards are unable to roar.Dear Eugene,Earlier this month, China’s Xinhua news agency reported the largest single seizure of illegally poached endangered snow leopards since authorities began keeping records in 1949. Unfortunately, this is just the latest hurdle in the race to save one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful great cats from extinction. Help us convince Congress to save snow leopards. Please donate now and help us run ads to pass the Great Cats and Rare Canids Act -- legislation that supports on-the-ground conservation efforts to save snow

Snow In Summer?
I can not believe that we actually got snow in the mountains on the last day of summer out here. I can't remember that happening on the west coast. Just shows you that you live long enough you see everything huh? There is a lot going on out here lately. Weather is beautiful and keep finding new roads to ride on. Makes you wonder why in hades are we all working? I know, I know, pay the bills. But there has to be more out there than just going to work, coming home, sleeping, starting all over again. OH, and sex of course. lol. I really do envy the ones that have found neat little niches that allow them to make cash on thier own time and have fun at the same time. So I am going out and try to make money combineing sex, motorcycle riding, writing and watching movies. okay, so I am going to just go out and work tomorrow. so much for wishes

Snowy Nights.
I love snowy nights when everything is Quiet and glowing like nothing else can I love the silence I love how the snow looks On the branches I love to watch my dogs Run and play in the snow I love the breezes That blow the powder snow into little cyclones I love to stand at my window and stick my head Out and watch the snow fall I love snowy nights.

Snowball Fight 2007-2008‏
Haha gotcha first this time!! 70 or Less Days until Christmas!!!! The Time is coming !!Ho Ho HO Let it snow! ~You have just been hit with an e-mail snow ball!~ It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2007!! & 2008!! One rule to this game.... You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back! Nanee - Nanee - Nanee! (hehe) We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. Never Be The First To Get Old!!!!! Can't WAIT for Christmas!!

Snow Snow Snow
ok I saw it and felt it and well damn its fucking cold out there, I saw the snow fly around and lay down on the ground, really honestly I'm not looking foward of shoveling it all when it gets worse. But don't it bring back the memories of having snowball fights and making snowforts, or even the original snowangel. also as well it reminds me to bring out the decorations for the porch to decorate and make this home light up like a christmas tree.. so come on old man winter bring on the snow snow snow

Snow White
Ok so Snow White had a problem with her step-mother... Don't we all? Anyways the bitch tried to have her killed, so she ran away and lived with some "little people" (I'm trying to be politically correct) ok well the "little people" warned her about normal things your parents would tell you. DON'T OPEN THE DOOR TO STRANGERS! Does she listen? Hell no. She eats some kind of doped up apple and dies. Well kinda. The thing that brings her back from DEATH? A kiss from a prince? HAHA Yeeeeeeeah riiiiiiight! Ok so how come in all these fairy tales the solution is always a prince? What is society trying to tell the girls in the world? Aim high for your selection in men? You are not right in life without a man? Or you will die horribly from eating a doped up apple if you don't have a man? Craziness I say!!!

Snow Day ~by Tw
Another sexy story from TW TY baby doll I just love these stories!!! xoxoxo Tese Snow Day Shit,its snowing! She turned away from the window with a scowl. He pulled back the covers over his head and groaned, how much? She said probably at least 8 inches. He pushed back the covers and headed toward the window to see for himself. A groan came from his lips as he realized that she wasn’t kidding. He started to pull on his clothing, knowing that if he ever was going to make it to work he needed to start shoveling now. Outside he was struck by the bitter cold , the wind had changed to almost a biting cold now that the snow had stopped. With a sigh he grabbed a shovel and headed outside to get to work. After a while he decided that no matter how long he shoveled he was not going to get done in time to get to work so he called in for a snow day. She came out to see if she could help. She was standing beside him now looking so hot in her lil snow suit. As she bent over to fasten her

Snow
I LOVE Snow, I LOVE CHRISTMAS, I LOVE IT ALL!! 30 Days until Christmas!!!! The Time is coming !!Ho Ho HO Let it snow! ~You have just been hit with an e-mail snow ball!~ It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2007!! One rule to this game.... You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back! Nanee - Nanee - Nanee! (hehe) We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. Never Be The First To Get Old!! !!!

Snow Flakes
INGREDIENTS * 1 cup butter flavored shortening * 1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese, softened * 1 cup white sugar * 1 egg yolk * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 teaspoon orange zest * 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon number of stars READ REVIEWS (108) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C ). 2. In a medium bowl, cream together shortening, cream cheese, and sugar. Beat in egg yolk, vanilla, and orange zest. Continue beating until light and fluffy. Gradually stir in flour, salt, and cinnamon. Fill the cookie press, and form cookies on ungreased cookie sheet. 3. Bake in preheated oven for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from cookie sheet, and cool on wire racks.

Snow Drivers
I dont understand how people who live in a state that snow and winter is some of the worst and still dont know how to fuckin drive when it snow and ice's over a little and all of a sudden none of them know how to fuckin drive anymore and yet they still drive and piss everyone else off i just wanna beat their ass's with my bat and get it over with but i dont but i really want too and its all bullshit that i cant stand about stupidass people!!!

Snow?????
Well ya all it has snowed where I am at right now. Now, I have to drive in it which fucking sucks ass! I am gonna be driving like a old lady. I have to work overnite tonite. This shall be interesting... Well I spent a couple days at my new Masters. Not quite sure about this. He knows my boundries and we did discuss them, I thought thoroughly but he said something to me which really hurt me deeply. He just says things in the moment...but still he knew my limits. I am kinda backing away now because of it. He did apologize, but I feel that I need to back off. He did use a new toy on me the other day. It was a bug zapper that looked like a tennis racket. He used it on my ass...I slapped my hand with it and talk about OUCH! LOL. But seriously, I am thinking about weening away from him. I just hate repeating myself and he isnt really showing how responsible he is IMO. I had a nitemare last nite about some guy that I met a long time ago coming after me with a gun. That w

Snow Sex
BECAUSE UR FREAKY ASS OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON SATURDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS UR CUTE UR FINE UR PERFECT AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!! BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!! REPOST SAYING "Snow SEX

Snow Sex
Snow Sex BECAUSE UR FREAKY ASS OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON SATURDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS UR CUTE UR FINE UR PERFECT AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!! BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!! REPOST SAYING "Snow Sex''

Snow Flakes
A Snow Flake fell upon the ground. Soon there were snow flakes falling all around. Those snow flakes fell without a sound. And soon they covered, the whole town. People are like snow flakes, all different shapes and sizes. We all tend, to go our seperate ways, with seldom compromises. Sometimes we stick together, just like the snow flakes do. Sometimes we choose a different path, it's up to me and you. Sometimes the wind takes snow flakes, where they don; t want to go. It's just the same with people, there are some that you might know. But snow flakes have a reason, that they were put upon this earth. When springtime comes and snow flakes melt, they help bring about rebirth. So when you see a snow flake, falling from the skies above. It's just another way that God, sends us all his love. Snow flakes stand for purity, and on a moonlit night. You can see the world, all dressed in winters white. People are like snow flakes, some are big and some are small. But don

Snow And Cold
Nothing like bundling all up, wearing like four different layers, just to go outside to check the mail that either hasn't come yet, or has come, and nothing in the box, and freezing your ass off. The entire trip probably lasted less than five minutes and you are totally cold. Wondering if you live in the artic or in a deep chest freezer......You wake up, apparently from blacking out from the cold and realize that it is just another beautiful day in Michigan.......

Snowball-o-luv!!!
SNOWBALL-O-LUV!!! ______$$____$s_______$_____$______________$ ________$$$___$$______$$___$$____$________$$____s _$$_____$$$$___$$$___$$$__$$$____$_______$$$___$$ __$$$____$$$$$__$$$_$$$$_$$$$$__$$__$___$$$___$$_____$� ___$$$$___$$$$$_$$$$$$$$xoxo$$$$$$$$$__$$$$_$$$____$$$ ____$$$$$__$$$$$$$$______________$$$$$$$$$_$$$___$$$$ ss$$$$xoxo$$$________________________$$$xoxo$$$$$$$ _s$$$$$$$$$______________________________$$$$$$$$sss _____�$$$$________________________________$$$$$$ ,ss$$$$$$$____________SPLAT!!!!_____________$$$$$$$$$ss, ____$$$$$_________________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$s __ss$$$$$$_____________XOXO______________$$$$$ss ss$__$$$$$$_____________________

Snowball O Luv
YOU'VE BEEN HIT WITH A SNOWBALL-O-LUV!!! > > ______$$____$s_______$_____$______________$ > > ________$$$___$$______$$___$$____$________$$____s > > _$$_____$$$$___$$$___$$$__$$$____$_______$$$___$$ > > __$$$____$$$$$__$$$_$$$$_$$$$$__$$__$___$$$___$$_____$? > > ___$$$$___$$$$$_$$$$$$$$xoxo$$$$$$$$$__$$$$_$$$____$$$ > > ____$$$$$__$$$$$$$$______________$$$$$$$$$_$$$___$$$$ > > ss$$$$xoxo$$$________________________$$$xoxo$$$$$$$ > > _s$$$$$$$$$______________________________$$$$$$$$sss > > _____?$$$$________________________________$$$$$$ > > ,ss$$$$$$$____________SPLAT!!!!_____________$$$$$$$$$ss, > > ____$$$$$_________________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$s > > __ss$$$$$$_____________XOXO______________$$$$$ss > > ss$__$$$$$$______________________________$$$$$__$ss > > ___s$$$$$$$$___________________________$$$$$$$____ss > > __$$$$__$$$$$$$$____________________$$$$$__$$$___$$ > > _$$$___$$$__$$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$ > > $$___$$$___$$$$_$$$xoxo$$$$$$$$xoxo$$___$$

The Snow Is So Pretty !
hello I'm alive it has beening snowing here for aleast 5 days now the snow just gets deeper & deeper but its so pretty i havent got to see skippy in a couple of day and i havent been able to get around well ive moved to the back in an aptment i have more freedom justin is going to lose his other frount tooth so he will be toothless for christmas my class on resume turnd out great i have another one on the 17th to go to then im done with classes and can get job hopfull by the 1st of janurary well wish me luck i miss you all got to go pick justin up from school hay do you know the secret my daughter told me on the phone last night?????? love you,ANGEL

Snowball Fight
Turn up the volume - DON'T hit Santa - He will yell at you - Move mouse so that the target shows right on the people, click and to throw your snowball.....enjoy - Remember -Don't hit Santa http://www.elfmovie.com/swf/snowball_fight/index.html

Snow Is Here
Some things to remember: Drive like an idiot - Whether it's driving to fast or to slow Don't clean the snow off your car - Front, back, top, and definately not the lights Don't shovel, snowblow, clear a path, or plow - Whatever just don't clear any snow Be sure to walk in the street - at oncoming traffic preferably, as far from the curb as possible Don't help anyone - Ever

Snow
My brother, Jonny is laying in the snow making a snow angel (with his dog) and refuses to get up until Alexa makes a digital documentary. Quote: BadLori, "she won't give us the camera OR come out to take pictures" Jonny, "She better cuz I ain't coming in til she does...I'll die out here." BadLori, "There's gonna be a showdown." Alexa & Gerard watch smiling out the window. Alexa with update, "he's NOT dead." ...approaching footsteps Jonny, "you got plastic? I'm camping outside today." BadLori, "yeah, but I need that to wrap bodies." ok - so we've been up all night and we're drunk as fuck - Jonny proceeds to set up camp in the back yard...

Snow
Did you ever notice. When it gets to be bad weather some people seem to forget what redlights and stop signs are, etc. I mean they have most likely lived in weather like this their whole lives, and they didn't just put that redlight in...come on! Slow down. Leave a little early. Be a little more patient......

Snow In Baghdad
BAGHDAD - The flakes melted quickly. But the smiles, wonder and excited story-swapping went on throughout the day: It snowed in Baghdad. The morning flurry Friday was the first in memory in the heart of the Iraqi capital. Perhaps more significant, however, was the rare ripple of delight through a city snarled by army checkpoints, divided by concrete walls and ravaged by sectarian killings. "For the first time in my life I saw a snow-rain like this falling in Baghdad," said Mohammed Abdul-Hussein, a 63-year-old retiree from the New Baghdad area. "When I was young, I heard from my father that such rain had fallen in the early '40s on the outskirts of northern Baghdad," Abdul-Hussein said, referring to snow as a type of rain. "But snow falling in Baghdad in such a magnificent scene was beyond my imagination." After weathering nearly five years of war, Baghdad residents thought they'd pretty much seen it all. But as muezzins were calling the faithful to prayer, the people

The Snow Is Coming
Its getting cold again but youre not here I need you tonight youre like this dream a myth, a fantasy will you ever come true? i want to hold you feel the taste you your lips the thought of you makes me crazy how did we get here? do you know the exact time? cause i cant find it i still fall for you over and over i love you its getting cold and youre not here but youre still the warm feeling in my heart

A Snowy Day
A Snowy Morning (straight) It had been snowing most of Friday night, so when Michelle peaked out her bedroom window at seven Saturday morning, she was tickled. She enjoyed living in Winchester, as it always got a plenty of snow. She loved sitting at her big front window, with coffee in hand to watch the snow fall. She went to her kitchen, only to realize the one thing she had forgotten, on her last trip to the store. She looked out to at the street, it seemed there had been little traffic yet. She thought she would just go by the local diner for coffee. It should be nice, since they have big windows looking across a field. She showered, then put on jeans and a sweater, then grabbed her keys and headed out. This was one time, she really appreciated having a garage. As she backed out, there was already about four inches of on the ground. She took her time, enjoying the empty streets, where all she could see, had been covered in a clean white powder. As she turned o

Snowing In The South
I was in North Carolina last weekend, it actually snowed there Saturday night. Man, if you ever want to see an entire area panic, show some southerners a few snowflakes. Two days of warnings like a hurricane, salting the roads a day early, people being warned to stock up and milk and bread, announcing cancellations before the first flake falls. It barely starts snowing and on TV they’re showing a long list of churches cancelling services the next morning. Damn, if this snow is the end of the world, why close the churches? “Oh no, we’re all going to die! Whatever you do - don’t go pray.” The snow wasn’t even sticking to the streets, they sent some girl reporter outside bundled up like she’s at the polar ice caps, warning about icy roads as she stands by a mildly wet street. What a bunch of wimps. I’m thinking that whole Civil War thing could’ve been over in about a week if we had just thrown snowballs at them.

A Snowy Day (straight)
A Snowy Morning (straight) It had been snowing most of Friday night, so when Michelle peaked out her bedroom window at seven Saturday morning, she was tickled. She enjoyed living in Winchester, as it always got a plenty of snow. She loved sitting at her big front window, with coffee in hand to watch the snow fall. She went to her kitchen, only to realize the one thing she had forgotten, on her last trip to the store. She looked out to at the street, it seemed there had been little traffic yet. She thought she would just go by the local diner for coffee. It should be nice, since they have big windows looking across a field. She showered, then put on jeans and a sweater, then grabbed her keys and headed out. This was one time, she really appreciated having a garage. As she backed out, there was already about four inches of on the ground. She took her time, enjoying the empty streets, where all she could see, had been covered in a clean white powder. As she turned o

Snow White Queen
Stoplight lock the door Don't look back Undress in the dark And hide from you All of you You'll never know the way your words have haunted me I can't believe you'd ask these things of me You don't know me Now or ever You belong to me, my snow white queen There's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over Soon I know you'll see, you're just like me Don't scream anymore my love, 'cause all I want is you Wake up in a dream Frozen fear All your hands on me I can't scream I can't scream I can't escape the twisted way you think of me I feel you in my dreams and I don't sleep I don't sleep So you belong to me, my snow white queen There's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over Soon I know you'll see, you're just like me Don't scream anymore my love, 'cause all I want is you I can't save your life Though nothing I bleed for is more tormenting I'm losing my mind And you just stand there and stare as my world divides You belong to me, my snow white que

Snow
So yet again it is snowing in Illinois. No big deal right, happens all the time. But this snow today something unusual happened. There was thunder and lightning while it was snowing!!! I am in shock. Does that really ever happen? I have lived in the middle of the cornfield here in Illinois, and I have never seen that happen before. Has anyone else seen this happen before? So now there is a few more inches of snow on our already snow covered streets. Also, the Giants won. Ha ha ha Emmy....In yer face.

Snow
Just a little heads up,i have read many mum's, blog and all other about how people say they have had 1 to 6in of snow well where i live so far we have had 5 major snow storms and about 102.362 in. (260 cm). Just a little something to think about, where u live , there are people who always have it worst!! bbg.

Snow
On Feb. 17, 2008 a total of 0.93 of liquid precipitation fell by 11 am when it switched over to snow which fell steadily till 3:30 pm. Strong winds blew the 2.8" of snow around and there were whiteouts in the rural areas. Some of te roads drifted shut again. The barometer fell to a low of 29.05" which is the 2nd lowest reading ever recored for the month of February. The total snowfall for February stands at 34.0" which is also our 2nd snowiest month ever. Only January total stands at 67.7". We set a daily record for precipitation on Feb. 17 with 1.20". Our 34.0" for the first 17 days of February is also a new record for any month. While the first half of February was below normal, last year, the first 15 days were over 14 degrees colder. The first 10 days saw below readings. With 3.84" of precipitation so far this month, we are now in 2nd place for the wettest February, only 2001 with 4.19" had more.

Snow N Ice
so the past two weeks have been a mix of snow and no snow and a random ice day. WAT. THE. HELL. cancel school already! it was sleeting earlier and now it's just lightly raining. it's annoying. i'm kinda tired of being constantly cold and wet to some degree. i just hope it isnt like that next week when i have to come home for break. i have a ton of papers coming up. yay work. I Wrote Your Name. I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. Send this to everyone you love including the person that sent it to you. If you send this to 10 people in the next 43 minutes, then tomorrow will be the best day ever!

Snow
97 Eskimo Words for Snow tlapa powder snow tlacringit snow that is crusted on the surface kayi drifting snow tlapat still snow klin remembered snow naklin forgotten snow tlamo snow that falls in large wet flakes tlatim snow that falls in small flakes tlaslo snow that falls slowly tlapinti snow that falls quickly kripya snow that has melted and refrozen tliyel snow that has been marked by wolves tliyelin snow that has been marked by Eskimos blotla blowing snow pactla snow that has been packed down hiryla snow in beards wa-ter melted snow tlayinq snow mixed with mud quinaya snow mixed with Husky shit quinyaya snow mixed with the shit of a lead dog slimtla snow that is crusted on top but soft underneath kriplyana snow that looks blue in the early morning puntla a mouthful of snow because you fibbed allatla baked snow fritla fried snow gristla deep fried snow MacTla snow burgers jatla snow between your fingers or toes, or in groin-folds dinliltla little balls

Snow Angel
Snow Angel You know how the snow glistens The morning after the fall And the sound it makes if you listen Each step you take and all? The beauty of the sparkle in the snow Is like the twinkle in my eye It's because of you, I brightly glow Because I have you by my side. Like a child I safely fall back And land into a familiar space Everything is righ on track With the thought of your beautiful face. Each movement I make with my arms and my legs Gets me a little closer to the image of you. It's an image that just happens to beg For completion that's so perfect and true.

Snow Comes
XI. SNOW COMES Ekeuhnick got along fine with his people because they respected his position of authority. Yet, the people had no feeling of inferiority. It was just that his knowledge was different in relation to that of the people. He tried to obey hte words of Aungayoukuksuk and to do whatever he said to do. He did his work without any complaints. Somehow, he tool more pride and enjoyment in what he was doing than anything he had ever done before. He saw that for the first time each man was necessary for the living of the whole people. The changed land meant everyone had to help each other in order to survive. There were some large animals still alive. Those had hair on their skin. Very few birds cam through the disaster. Many of the people of the land were frozen to death. Only those who stayed in the cave survived. There were only four families left. Ekeuhnick thought about the changes that had come already. "Now the people have clothes, but they cannot just pick up any

Snow, Hail, Tornadoes Hit Southern California
SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) ¯ Wild weather is lashing Southern California with fierce thunderstorms, reports of at least one tornado and snow and hail in some areas. Two tornadoes overturned a tractor-trailer and toppled freight cars on railroad tracks in Riverside County. Another tornado warning was issued for the Lake Elsinore area of western Riverside County but has since expired. Torrential downpours in Southern California prompted fire officials to order mandatory evacuations because of mudslides in three Orange County canyons scarred by last fall's wildfires. Those residents were allowed back home. Orange County Fire Authority Battalion Chief Kris Concepcion says some residents in those canyons couldn't leave their homes because of Thursday's mud and debris flows. Some houses have been damaged as well. Concepcion says debris flow has also made a road in Trabuco Canyon impassable. There have been no reports of injuries. The area of the mudslides was charred l

Snow & Thorns
Innocent in the beginning, snow on an open field or a leaf just breaking the earth's surface. Change occurs slowly, forming a base from the winds, sun and growing with limits unknown. Beautiful in every way, simple, harmless and constantly expanding. Obstacles are challenged, overcome easily at times others more difficult yet every one provides strength and knowledge. Over time innocence is losing it's aura, like the drifts growing and the thorns getting sharper. There's beauty there, maybe not as harmless and the expansion overpowering at times. This is only the forming of something much larger than you had thought and there's much more to enjoy or to fear. You might ask why I wrote this? Simple really, I've found people that have learned there's something good behind the sharp and drifting walls that I have. Granted, you might get hurt a little and I'm sorry, but as time goes on those thorns become thinner and finding your way through the drifts is easier. Th

A Snowy Morning (straight)
A Snowy Morning (straight) It had been snowing most of Friday night, so when Michelle peaked out her bedroom window at seven Saturday morning, she was tickled. She enjoyed living in Winchester, as it always got a plenty of snow. She loved sitting at her big front window, with coffee in hand to watch the snow fall. She went to her kitchen, only to realize the one thing she had forgotten, on her last trip to the store. She looked out to at the street, it seemed there had been little traffic yet. She thought she would just go by the local diner for coffee. It should be nice, since they have big windows looking across a field. She showered, then put on jeans and a sweater, then grabbed her keys and headed out. This was one time, she really appreciated having a garage. As she backed out, there was already about four inches of on the ground. She took her time, enjoying the empty streets, where all she could see, had been covered in a clean white powder. As she turned o

Snow In Summer
Snow In Summer Sitting by the window In a world of my own Sun is as bright as can be I began to wish for snow Silly me,silly me Then it happened Big fluffy flakes! Out of the corner of my eye I caught G-d's smile A twinkle in his eye 'I work with what I've got' Is what he said to me Then he did a fade to black Tis just pollen from a tree Silly me, silly me I wonder ??? What HE'll come up with When I dream in winter Of Spanish roses blooming In my garden Silly me,silly me slgm06/13/06

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing . . ... 'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!' Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs (A Political Fable) �� The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. �� As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. �� One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived. 'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!' �� For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?' �� Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing .... 'Vote for Obama! - Vote for Obama!' Snow White fell to her knees, crosse

Snow
Snow See the white stuff falling see it cover the ground wraps it in a blanket as it deadens all the sound if I scream will someone hear me can you feel the coldness as it enters my soul will you warm me will you keep me by your side the cold winds of change are coming will someone be there when the way is clear The snow is falling on the ground leaving whiteness all around now it covers everything makes it so I can not see my way is lost will there be someone there waiting for me no I can not see Now I see all is white and to me it is too bright so I wait for the dark to fall and to hear the maiden call I long to hear her when she calls Let me GO!

Snow Days.
I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. I remember when I was a child and those cold days of winter would wrap my home in an icy grip. I would awaken and huddle under the covers, somehow sensing the change in the air; that tell tale scent, new and fresh, of snow as it fluttered silently toward the ground. I lay there, listening to the radio as the announcer listed the school closings for the day, crossing my fingers, a prayer in my head; a litany. PLEASE, let them list my school. PLEASE. It was a longing for freedom that burned within me. An escape from the monotony of every day life. A chance to break free of my classroom...my prison. And I had those days. Those sweet soothing afternoons covered in glitter when the only line that separated the blinding white of the sky from the crystalline white of the snow was a row of swaying fragrant pine trees watching over me. Snow forts and snowmen and snowball fights. Tinkling giggles exploding through silent reverence as I fe

Snow Whites Mission
Snow white was on a mission And desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven, Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that," "Not there, that is my asshole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL, Unless you're a fucking queer" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gav

Snowwwww`s Bully!
Let's All Show This Person... Who You Can Truely Call Friend, Sister, Family Some Fubar Love!! She Is Over Half Way To GodFather, Help Her Out. She Deserves All The Love And Hugs You Can Give, Please Show Her Just How Awesome She Is........ Hëllz#1§nØw~Ångël69*CØlØ(Å§§T?Mngr@7Th Cïrclë Øƒ Hëll)Fü-FïÅncë2 ÐJ WØØg§@ fubar This Love Fest Brought To You By: (¯`·._.· ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§Të§§@ 7th COH·._.·´¯)@ fubar

Snow Pony
Masters little snow pony It is a bright winter's day - and pet is just waking up after a long and good nigh of sleep. She is alone, and as she is told, the minute she wakes up, she is to step into the bathroom and do as Master's message in there tells her. She walks across the soft rug and her eyes are still heavy with sleep. She is rested, though and with a soft little smile she slips into the bathroom. There - on the mirror, a note from her one – and she read with wide open and very happy eyes, "Pet, My beloved. Take a long, good bath - play with yourself - bring yourself to the edge 5 times, but do not release. Then you will shave your legs, under your arms - and your pussy. Leave that lovely lil patch so Master has something to pull on. When done, you will use moisturizer all over. Master wants His pet soft and sweet. Then walk back to the bedroom and open the closet. Master" . She smiles, kisses the note where Master's hands has held, and draws a bath. Soft scented oil cr