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Smoke Test
So, I havent' blogged for a bit but I jsut wanted to say that I DID MY SMOKE TEST :D It was hella fun and I found the dummy. Girls rocked and the new guys panicked. Whats up with the rushing and instead of tapping the bottom of the foot....grabbing ankles...and going out down the center of the room instead of going back hte exact way you come in...i had to grab the damn hose and shove it through the hall because the guys were too much of a damn hurry to get out!! One even sat on my leg.....and one about pulled everyone down the flight of stairs trying to get out.....Anyway, it was fun!!! I went in a second time for the heck of it. We found the dummy pretty darn fast too! Well, I even got to go on a fire dorky as that sounds!!LOL!!!! I always respnd to the medical calls and there is rarely a fire call....power line on, I had to put on my turnouts for once....Bout damn time!!! It was quick and easy. I can't wait for the real thing!!!!
Smoking In Public Facilities At The College Of Charleston
I’ve heard the argument a hundred times from all of my smoking friends: “It’s my right to smoke! Who are you to tell me where I can smoke?” My answer is always the same: “Who am I? I’m just the guy trying to breathe while suffocating in this smoke infested room. Furthermore, smoking is not a right; it’s a privilege. Breathing is a right!” The idea that my right trumps your privilege is a primary reason that I believe smoking should not be permitted in any area of any building at the College of Charleston. Another reason is that indoor smoking defies the notion of the public good. A closer examination of each reason is needed to support my position. The public good is a notion that simply means that laws are passed and rules are administered so that the general public benefits and is protected by these laws and rules. For example, College of Charleston buildings have a few things in them that are for the public good. All the facilities have restrooms which are in place t
Smoking In The Rain
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?" The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
The Smoke Off:
In the laid back California town of sunny San Rapheal Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake, You Prob'ly knew her well. She'd been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story was widely told That she could smoke 'em faster than anyone could roll. Her legend finally reached reached New York, that Grove Street walk-up flat Where dwelt The Calistoga Kid, a beatnik from the past. With long browned lightnin' fingers he takes a cultured toke And says, "''Hell, I can roll 'em faster, Jim, than any chick can smoke!'' So a note gets sent to San Rapheal, ''For the Championship of the World The Kid demands a smoke off!'' ''Well, bring him on!'' says Pearl, I'll grind his fingers off his hands, he'll roll until he drops!'' Says Calistog, ''I'll smoke that twist till she blows up and pops!'' So they rent out Yankee Stadium and the word is quickly spread ''Come one, come all, who walk or crawl, price - just two lids a head And from every town and hamlet, over land and sea they sp
Smoking Ban Bs
Last night I spent the evening at the county board meeting. It was held at the Civic Center, because there were too many people to fit in the regular board rooms for this one. I was there to speak my mind as were many others on the new bill that they were trying to pass to ban smoking in bars and outside the workplace. We spoke our minds to no avail. Beginning June 1st, the county in which I spend most of my time working and just hanging out goes smoke free, IN BARS! My question is where do we draw the line! Last I checked, cigarettes were not illegal. Last I checked, cigarettes were a personal choice. If I choose to smoke and decrease my chances of a longer life, that's my decision. I feel as though the governments are beginning to get too far into personal decisions. The government has NO RIGHT to tell me I can't enjoy a cigarette if I so please. I work at a bar every weekend, and that's going to affect me. We are actually looking at moving shows out of Olmsted county a
Smoking Violation Batman!!!!
Yes the saga continues. The new no smoking law has been in effect for the past month and it really sucks!!! Watch and see yourself as Batman tries to uphold the law! Misdemeanor BatmanAdd to My Profile | More Videos
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Smoked Out Social Drinkers
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just got back from florida. That shit was fun I got a little too hammered every night. My dog bowser, was so happy to see me home. What a nice roommate taking care of him. thats all Peace tom.
Smoking And Quitting!!
I had my last cigarette on Saturday evening and haven't smoked since. Is it doing me any good? I don't know! I feel worse, I'm coughing so much I think I'm gonna throw up and I am being the true bitch that I always knew I was lol Can I keep this up? hmmmmm...that's a tough one! I hope so, cos I need to save some money and this is a GREAT way to save an easy £20 a week! Need lots of support and encouragement though, so anyone who feels like saying well done or anything PLEASE do so!! Help me stay stopped!
anyone want's to smoke with me
You never really know if the man standing before you is the one but it is great finding out. He is always there for you honors you cherishes you and respects and protects you.Smoke I hope that you know I love you with all my heart and i hope that love never dies and we continue to grow. You have made me very happy thank you.I hope all my friends can find the love like i have. Have a good day
We arrived in Little Rock yesterday afternoon and took a cab from the airport to our hotel. Along the way, we grilled our cab driver about Little Rock's features. I immediately asked if Little Rock had a thriving gambling industry. My cohort Lucas immediately asked if there were elaborate pyramid schemes. Our cab driver answered "No" to both questions, so we immediately vowed to change this during our visit. My second question was whether I could smoke in bars. (Yeah, I know I said I was going to quit smoking, but I meant I'd quit smoking SOMEDAY, not right away. And certainly not before this trip.) Our cabbie said that you could smoke in some bars, but not all. He then launched into his beliefs about smoking, boldly declaring that it doesn't matter whether you smoke or not. You won't die until God decides it's your time to die. So smoke up, I guess.
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The phar macist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
Smoke Filled Room
Smokeless Cannabis
Smokeless" Cannabis Delivery System Found "Safe And Effective," Study Says San Francisco, CA: Vaporization is a "safe and effective" cannabinoid delivery mode for patients who desire the rapid onset of action associated with inhalation while avoiding the respiratory risks of smoking, according to clinical trial data to be published in the journal Clinical Pharmacology & Therapeutics. Investigators at San Francisco General Hospital reported that use of the Volcano vaporizing device delivered "efficient" doses of THC to subjects in a "reproducible" manner while significantly reducing their intake of gaseous combustion toxins, including carbon monoxide. Eighteen subjects participated in the six-day study, which was sponsored by the state of California and the Center for Medicinal Cannabis Research. "Vaporization of marijuana does not result in exposure to combustion gases, ... and [was] preferred by most subjects compared to marijuana cigarettes," authors concluded. "
Smokin Pot - Nfl Style
I remember the year Warren Sapp was drafted. He slid down the draft board because there were rumors he was a resin-stained regular user of Mary Jane. He then proceeded to play like a HOF for his first few years in the league. I smoked pot in college. So did Barak Obama. So did some of you. Some of you may be under the influence right this minute. This is not an issue unless you had to pee in a cup at the Combine. Three players widely regarded as top-10 picks in the upcoming NFL draft, including Georgia Tech wide receiver Calvin Johnson, have admitted to previously using marijuana, Pro Football Weekly reports. Johnson, Clemson defensive end Gaines Adams and Louisville defensive tackle Amobi Okoye admitted using the drug, according to multiple sources who have watched the interviews, the publication reported. The admissions were made during standard interviews at February's NFL scouting combine. The interviews are conducted with every player and shared by all 32 teams for revie
Smoking Aces
I could not wait to rent this movie, and to be honest, I'm not sure if it delivered or not. It is definitely a movie that needs a few viewings to make sure you totally get it. I forsee this getting bought. Where to start? I blame Guy Ritchie and Quentin Tarantino for this type of film. They popularized the jumping around, messing up the timeline style of movie, and this movie has that in spades (pun intended). I like this style. It gives, at least to me, a reason to watch a movie a few times, and not see the same thing every time. It was a star studded cast, from Ben Affleck to Jeremy Piven. Ryan Reynolds played the hotshot FBI agent. I mention him because my wife loves him. A far stretch from Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pizza Place, or Van Wilder. The basic premis is that the Feds and the mob both want Ace Israel. He's cutting a deal with the Feds to take down the Mob. The Mob puts a million dollar bounty on his head. This means that every hired killer around wants a shot at
Smoke On The Water
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Smokeout Rally In North Carolina...
Only a few weeks till i go to THE HORSE SMOKEOUT RALLY in Salisbury, N.C.... im very excited...its my first (Small) biker rally...its 18 and over from what my best friend has told me...its very very risque...alot of titties and ass a la nude...LMAO But the best part is that Billy lane of choppers,inc will be there...finally me and my best friend get to see him at the same time and hopefully get that pic of the 3 of us together... So the next few weeks cant go any faster... Is it june yet??? =)
Smoke On The Water
A Saturday in June 1974: The first really hot day of summer that year in Chicago. I woke to it dazed sweaty & hungover in its flooding heat, mauled by desire and its packed hungers following a night of partying after my high school graduation. All the windows were opened to the hard noise of Fullerton Avenue while a fan wheeled at my feet, breathing coolly over the lower reaches of the sheet covering my nakedness. I opened my eyes to watch my hardon tent the sheet in high and higher fluster, still at full sail from tormented dreams of clinch and closure--blue balls again! After getting our diplomas we had yahooed in Angel’s Chevy to the shore. I sat sideways in the back seat with my bared feet in his girlfriends lap; between tokes she stroked and pulled at my heel sole toes & I flicked my big toe up under her bikini top, working the nub of her nipple there in the backseat dark into a stout rage so hot I couldn’t breathe. We piled out in party fr
Smoke It If You Got It
I tell you what, these days the green in the field just aint the same. Yeup thats right I said AINT! It's kinda like gas these days, it just keeps costing more and more and the quality just keeps dragging .
Smoke Up
Smoking Kills....
*Sorry if there are any typo error. Just when you thought that cigarettes are bad for your health, you still find the odds of smoking and consuming every inch of the cancer stick. True that it can harm your health, and the fact that it’s a horrid habit, it really does kill. But for me smoking is a part of me, my whole being. I have been smoking for as long as I can remember my first puff of the cancer stick. I have no idea why I liked it but I do. It's something like taking a shower every now and then during a very hot summer, you just can't get enough of it. All smokers will agree with me I know that for a fact. I grew up in a house where both my parents smoke. I don't blame them for smoking; it's their habit which eventually became mine. I started smoking at a very young age, trust me you don't want to know. I am sure for the longest time of smoking; I probably have billions of holes in my lungs by now. I am afraid of knowing that, coz I don’t want to find out if I am al
Smokin' Aces Movie
Has anyone else seen this movie... I just did and all i can say is WOW..talking about i wasnt expecting that as an ending.. all the characters where crazy in there own way...Alicia Keys as a contract killer she did a great job... the hilter crazed brothers scared the crap out of me...LOL If u havent seen this one..if u like pulp fiction, kill bill 1&2, the departed or any other action filled bloody movie..then you gotta watch this one...
Smoke The Pain Away Football Game Now!! All I Need Are 10's
Smoked Turkey Legs
Difficulty: Medium Prep Time: 30 minutes Inactive Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 4 hours Yield: 6 servings 6 turkey legs 3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon vegetable oil Dry Rub, recipe follows Mop, recipe follows Your favorite BBQ Sauce, as needed, (recommended: North of the Border Chipotle BBQ Sauce) Several hours before planning on barbecuing, loosen the skin on the turkey legs by running your fingers under it as far as possible without tearing the skin. Combine the Worcestershire sauce and the oil. Coat your fingers with the mixture and rub really well into the turkey legs, getting as much as you can under the skin. Sprinkle the dry rub over the skin, liberally rubbing into the turkey legs and under the skin. Place the legs in plastic bags and refrigerate. Prepare the smoker for barbecuing, bringing the temperature to 200 to 220 degrees F. Remove the turkey legs from the refrigerator and let them sit at room temperature for about 30 minu
Smoky Sugar
I'm supposed to be studying. And, really, I am. Every now and then. I get distracted easily, though, by various and sundry things like wine. And cigarettes. And the kitty. Tonight I decided--wise girl that I am--that food is necessary for my mind to be able to function at its highest capacity. And, yes, I could have just eaten potato chips with sour cream and onion dip like I have for the last week or so, but tonight I decided I should make real food. Because I'm supposed to be studying, I figured the best food would be the most time-consuming food. And so I grilled. I have a baby weber grill--charcoal, of course. I started the coals, topped them with some hickory chunks, then raided my garden for foodstuffs--tomato, zucchini, herbs. I used the herbs to make a flavored olive oil to coat the zucchini. The tomato went on in chunks, the zucchini sliced and slathered with deliciousness. Next I grabbed the veggie burger, blue cheese, whole-grain mustard... and my buttered
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Smoke Till Ur Lungs Give Up..
Thats all i ve been craving now.... eating and smoking ...depression sucks =( i dont smoke that much..only when im stressed out or depressed....oh man i just need one right now with a 20 oz coca cola haha thats all i need now..and i ll be okay..or..maybe i need to start taking my sleepin pills..cause sometimes i cant even sleep...(like now) hmm well im gonna go finish up watchin the Bettie page movie..damn i like it so much..=) shes a hottie..maybe i might become a lesbo..hahaha k im out bye
Smoke Signals
Just saw this (DVD). Described as a comedy- would not agree. But I did like it, strongly emotional, found it powerful really... family, abuse and relationships on a reservation in the late 20th century.
Smokin On Purple
This mortal is very strong willed. Vlad just doesn't take over any body. Its hard to breath in here. Vlad wakes up in the morning and his mouth taste like what is left from the Turkish mosques we eradicated ...those were the days. This mortal sits at a machine and does my bidding, letting the fuming ashtray build up until it looks like one of my parties. It spends our money on these smokes and makes the house as foggy as a Transylvanian eve. I have pushed my will on this mortal concerning this 'habit' ...yet he is a strong one.
Smokin Aces Kid Extended
Smoke And Mirrors
Blowing smoke Talking alot Acting on little Words spread like cancer in peoples brains Hurt feelings destroy like a virus in a computers main frame B.S. falling like rain Drenching everything in sight. Mirrors mimicking everything they see People trying to be everyone else Never themselves Always searching to become that enlightened soul Not ever reaching that goal Look beyond the smoke and mirrors First get to kno yourself and be yourself Only after that can we become our higherselves Otherwise we are nothing Only tricks Illusions Smoke and Mirrors
so here i sit smoking not knowing win to stop lighter in hand bong in hand mmm that sweet sweet tast of cronic candy with every pull my buddy lingers it pulls away for realatey wisping me away takeing me to places i will never stay wating on that day i pass away, look at me lost in space was pulling agen to the race geting the hit makeing that pass now your growing and showing drying out in all the days wating to get that pull once agen so smoke it up and pass that bong so puff puff pass that magic grass!
A Smokey Pillar Rises, Hydrants Stay Ready...
On a sleepless night I hear the heavens beacon, so I wander outside to ponder whats drawn me out to begin with. Recent tempuratures and memories causing my compass to spin till the line between most opposites blurs... yealding a perspective so stark, its almost unnerving, but necessary. Once stagnant waters begin to churn as a second boiler from nowhere kicks on, steam rising with a piercing wistle of a long forgotton truth, the sweat pours melting away a clay like version of myself, leaving me raw, scalded but healing, even thought I feel Ive gone a bit septic. But the antibiotics here in this strange new place are good.
Smoking And Kissing
Smoke Sausage And Rice
My family loves this. Ingredients 1 pkg. smoke sausage 1 can tomato sauce 1 bell pepper 1 onion Rice Directions Cook rice as directed in cast iron skilled. Cook smoke sausage until done. Chop up bell pepper and onions (I always use half of each, but you can judge the size of your family). Put in smoke sausage and fry it up the rest of the way. Add tomato sauce and rice and let simmer. Preparation Time 15 minutes Cooking Time 1 hours
Smokers Rights?
So, I work at a camera store in the mall in the evenings now. Earlier, I was outside having a smoke, and this little brat and her father walked up. The ashtray is next to the entrance to the mall, and I was doing what the law requires me to do. This little brat says "Daddy, what does that sign say?" Daddy says "it says no smoking, but it means inside." Brat then says "Well, I don't like it. The police should arrest him." I quickly pulled my nametag off, and stuck it in my pocket, and replied "Yes, and right now, I'm doing nothing wrong. When I was a kid if I had mouthed off to an adult like that, I would have been back handed across my face." The dad just glared at me, and walked into the mall. Oh, I wanted him to say something back to me. I'm so friggin sick of these holier than thou types who think that just because they don't like something, its automatically wrong, and that they should try to humiliate the person as a consequence. You know what, you little brat? I don't like
Why has it come down to this smoking or non smoking? Its slowly coming to an end, our freedom that is, to enjoy a smoke and a drink in a bar. Well yes i understand not all drinkers are smokers and not all smokers are drinks, yeah its not fair to a person who likes going to a bar and does nto smoke have to inhale our smoke but its also not right to ban the whole damn bar off limits to smokers. We need a meduim in all this hell build a smoke room for the smokers, be alot better then loseing busnes to the smokers who cant smoke in there bars. Or hell even band none smokers you want a smoke free bar go to the none smoking bar and leave us smokers the hell alone please!!!!!!!! It is our choice to slowly kill our selfs so please stop bitching about secondhand smoke you don't like it go to a none smoking bar i know there are now plunty out there.
Smoking Laws
What does everyone think about the smoking laws in our country and in your neck of the woods? I know where I live in Portage, Indiana, 40 miles east of Chicago, and I work in Valparaiso, Indiana. There is no smoking in bars, clubs, any place that servers food to the public. Where I work for city government, we can not smoke in the veichles even if you are the only person in the damn thing. We have to stand 50 feet away from any door or window, and god forbid qwe get called out to plow snow to some other shit. I for one have not and will not work for 24 hours or more with out a smoke. I think they have gone to far with th is shit, does anyone agree with me? I have a 4 year old and I don't smoke in the house, I never have smoked in my house even before the birth of my son. but i pay my taxes just like the non-smoking people and it should be my chopice and not t he governments choice as to where i smoke.
Got a light? With evry disregard to a warning label boldly placed on the side of death sticks wrapped in paper and tightly packed with cancerous pleasure, I think I have acheived an apealing voice that one might think I chose to gargle gravel on a daily basis. Should I reflect back to the sixth grade, and be happy to receive a gold star because I sound like the Hollywood jewish grandmother from Brooklyn New York in half the time and without the complexion of the desert? "Danny Legend"
Smoke Show!
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Smoking Ban
LONDON (AFP) - A pub landlord on Monday became the first in England to be convicted of breaching new laws banning smoking in enclosed public places. But Hamish Howett, 55, a Scot and a non-smoker, vowed to let punters carry on lighting up in the Happy Scots Bar in Blackpool. District judge Peter Ward said he did not want to make him a martyr, but branded Howett's actions "silly" as he sentenced him at Blackpool Magistrates' Court. Howett was fined 500 pounds and ordered to pay 2,000 pounds prosecution costs after he admitted breaching the legislation, which came into force on July 1. The publican has set up a political party called Fight Against Government Suppression, and the court was told the campaign has left him on the verge of bankruptcy. Owners and managers of pubs, clubs and cafes are legally bound to enforce the smoking ban and face fines of up to 2,500 pounds if they fail to do so. Referring to the new legislation, Ward said: "That is the law and it has to b
Smoking Condoms
SMOKING CONDOMS Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: "What's that?" Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Lady 1: "Where did you get it?" Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
Smoking Or Non
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel". The pharmacist fainted.
Smokin Green Stuff
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Smoke A Blunt
smoke a blunt smoke a dime lets not wait til theres no time live for today drink for tomorrow theres not enough life to live in sorrow live your life to the end its never to late to make a friend love is alright but sex is great everyones looking for their soulmate look to the future leave pain in the past everyone knows that love doesnt last 15 months of pleasure 9 months of pain only for you to be alone again its funny how life goes men are men and women are hoes they both do the same they both do dirt but she is the one with the name that hurts so when will the world wake up and see i live for today you live to believe
Smoked Turkey Quesadillas
What You Need * 1 (12.4 ounce) package Archer Farms™ multi-grain tortillas * 6 tablespoons Archer Farms™ salsa con queso dip * 1 1/2 cups shredded Mexican cheese * 1 (16 ounce) package smoked honey turkey breast * Nonstick cooking spray What You Do * Place 1 tablespoon of bean dip on three tortillas. Layer the three remaining tortillas with turkey and cheese. Place the tortilla with bean dip on top of the turkey and cheese, bean side down. * Spray cooking spray on a 12 inch skillet and heat over medium heat until hot. * Place 1 quesadilla in skillet; lightly spray top of quesadilla with additional cooking spray. Cook 4 minutes, turning once. Repeat with remaining quesadillas.
Smoked Turkey With Smoked Oyster Dressing
1 8-12 pound turkey 1 cup white vinegar 7 cups water FOR THE DRESSING: 1 loaf stale bread, pulled into chunks 1 quart oysters with liquid 1 medium onion -- finely chopped 1 cup celery -- finely chopped 8 cloves garlic -- pressed 4 tablespoons worcestershire sauce 1 jalapeno -- finely chopped 3 sprigs sage -- finely chopped 1 teaspoon dried oregano -- crumbled black pepper to taste 2 tablespoons black mustard seed -- crushed oil This is a fairly straightforward smoked turkey recipe. Prepare your smoker and smoke the turkey for six to eight hours between 220-240 degrees, using your choice of hardwood (a 50/50 mix of apple and oak is excellent, if you can get it--try your b
I quit smoking after 22 years 6-1/2 months ago. Today for some reason Im dieing for a cigarette. Thank god I dont have any and am too tight to buy some lol
Smoked Salmon Dip
Smoked Salmon Dip Recipe courtesy Sandra Lee See this recipe on air Monday Dec. 24 at 12:00 AM ET/PT. Show: Food Network Specials Episode: All-Star Holiday Party 1 pint (2 cups) sour cream 1 tablespoon double concentrate tomato paste (from a tube) 1 teaspoon lemon juice 2 tablespoons drained, jarred capers 1/2 medium red onion, finely chopped 1/4 pound smoked salmon, shredded (ask your deli counter person for the end pieces) 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper In a medium bowl mix the sour cream, tomato paste and lemon juice until smooth. Stir in capers and red onion. Fold in the salmon and season with the salt and pepper. Refrigerate until ready to serve. For serving dip: Red and green bell peppers, squared bottoms Purple cabbage, ruffled leaves and hollowed out Radicchio, ruffled leaves and hollowed out Green cabbage, ruffled leaves and hollowed out Dippers: Mini carrots Icicle radishes Treviso leaves Cucumber spears Cherry to
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
okay so my new years resolution is to quit smoking and so far im doin pretty good but i need some support or tips or something. please fellow fubarians HELP!!!!! thanks and love you lots = )
ok ILLINOIS passed a law.No smoking at any public place.You have to be 15 feet from the front door or back door.Here is the twist.You can't smoke in your car if your in the drive-thru either.Because the law says you can not smoke by any window that can be open either.Now that sounds like bullshit to me.I am in my own truck and now they are saying I can't smoke in it.Don't get me wrong I understand about the front door but my own car no way.If they start to crack down on that in the drive-thru then most of the fast food place will lose alot of money.They need to look at the bill again and redue it.
Smoked Mozzarella Sandwiches With Lemony Olives
Smoked Mozzarella Sandwiches with Lemony Olives Green olives mixed with lemon zest are used in this sandwich to complement the creamy, smoky cheese. Serving: 4 Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Total Time: 50 minutes INGREDIENTS: zest from 1 lemon, finely grated 12 green olives, pitted and coarsely chopped 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1 baguette (16-20 inches), or 4 crusty rolls, sliced in half 6 ounces smoked mozzarella, cut into 1.4-inch-thick slices DIRECTIONS: Combine the zest, olives, and olive oil in a small bowl. Spread a little of the olive mixture on the bottom half of the baguette or each roll. Top with the cheese and finish with the remaining bread. If using a baguette, slice the sandwich into 4 equal portions. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: Based on individual serving. Calories: 360 Total Fat: 18 g Carbohydrates: 33 g Protein: 16 g Source: Cool Kitchen by Lauren Chattman
Snuffed out in Pasadena Sitting at my desk, staring at the screen, typing out the next great article that will keep the readers drooling for more, I realized that I have lost one of the most important parts of my creative toolbox. Four weeks or so ago, I smoked my last cigarette. WTF was I thinking? I quit for something like five different reasons, the main one being that Maryland raised the tax on a pack of cigarettes by a dollar. A pack will cost you just about five dollar now. Common sense and my absolute hate for the liberal government of this state, was motivation enough to put the lighter down. Cigarettes now cost about as much as they do in NYC and we just aren’t quite chic enough to pull of that kind of price. Quite honestly, the state government here is just trying to make the people of this state do what they feel is right by taxing the smokers out of making the habit affordable. Its f*ing ridiculous. One of the reasons they give was to recoup funds the state paid out i
Smoking And Rights Violated
I am going to have fun with feel free to comment on this! BUT I keep the truth simple, It is what it is. Since the beginning of tobacco usage, even back when it first appeared cigarettes were pushed on to our "ANCESTORS" saying "It was good for them". But then decades later.. OHHHHHH AND THIS IS THE SHOCKER!...Smoking is BAD for US!... WOW are you stunned yet? YES, I am well aware of the fact that smoking is not good for us. But it isn't the #1 Health Problem. Sure it doesn't help but it isn't the only thing causing us to get sick! For those ( AND I MEAN FAMILIES ) that have sued the tobacco companies, YOU KNEW! all along smoking was bad for that relative of yours that DECIDED to smoke, but I guess money was more important then helping them quit. O! and for the record it was that relative that decided to smoke in the beginning. EVERYONE HAS CHOICES. People Bitch and complain about us, saying "WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT TO BREATHE CLEAN AIR"? I laugh so hard when people
Smoken An Apple
THIS HOW U MAKE APPLE BONG 1. If you feel like eating the apple afterwards you might want to take the ink well out of the pen, otherwise, on the top of the apple, jam the pen in at a slight angle about halfway through the apple. Do this next to the core rather than having to make another hole through the hardest part of the apple. 2. Poke a hole on the opposite side near the bottom or middle so that it meets up with the first hole you poked. 3. Using the same technique an inch or a little more from the top hole, jam a third hole that will meet up with your existing chamber system. This "carb" can be essentially anywhere on the apple, but you'll want it to be convienient to cover with a finger while you're lighting your tobacco. 4. Carve out a bowl on the top of the apple where the first hole was drilled. Make it big enough to hold the material you want to smoke. This can be done by "eating" it essentially. The best way is to carefully gnaw away with one of your sharp t
Smoked Salmon Pesto Pasta
PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 5 ounces smoked salmon, cut into small pieces * 1 onion, chopped * 1 clove crushed garlic * 2 cups sliced fresh mushrooms * 3/4 cup prepared basil pesto sauce * 3 tablespoons tomato paste * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil * 1/4 cup water * 8 ounces spaghetti number of stars READ REVIEWS (16) * Review/Rate This Recipe * Save To Recipe Box * Add to Shopping List * Add a Personal Note * Post a Recipe Photo * Post a Favorite Food List * Create a Menu DIRECTIONS 1. Cook pasta in a large pot of boiling water until al dente. 2. In a skillet, heat olive oil over medium heat. Add onion, mushrooms, and garlic until onion is transparent and mushrooms are tender. Stir in tomato paste, pesto sauce, fresh basil, water, and smoked salmon; cook gently for 5 to10 minutes, or until desired consist
Smoky Steak Hoagies With Pickled Peppers
Smoky Steak Hoagies with Pickled Peppers Prep time: 10 minutes Grilling time: 6 to 8 minutes Sauce 1 cup tomato sauce 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar 2 tablespoons cider vinegar 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon Mesquite Seasoning 1 flank steak, 1-1/4 to 1-1/2 pounds and about 3/4 inch thick Olive oil 4 teaspoons Mesquite Seasoning 4 large French rolls, split open 8 pickled pepperoncini, drained and thinly sliced 1. In a medium saucepan mix the sauce ingredients. Bring to a simmer over medium heat and cook for about 1 minute, stirring occasionally. 2. Lightly coat the steak on both sides with oil. Evenly coat with the seasoning, pressing the spices into the meat. Allow the steak to sit at room temperature for 20 to 30 minutes before grilling. 3. Grill the steak over direct high heat (450°F to 550°F), with the lid closed as much as possible, until cooked to your desired doneness, 6 to 8 minutes for medium rare, turning once. Remove the steak from t
Smokin To Much
how can u smoke to much weed? my brother say i smoke to much cause i smoke all most two pounds a week wit my sisters and some of my niggas now my question is for the true smokers do u think that smoking two pounds a week is to much and if so should i try to slow down some.
Smoked Sausage Strata With Green Chilies
Smoked Sausage Strata with Green Chilies A spicy brunch dish. Servings: 6 Cooking Time: 1 Hour Smithfield Product: Dinner Sausage Ingredients: 1/2 lb Smithfield Fully Cooked Smoked Sausage 1/2 loaf Italian white bread (approx. 5-6 slices) 1/2 stick butter, softened 2 1/2 cups cheddar cheese, shredded 1/2 cup Monterey Jack cheese with jalapenos, shredded 4 eggs, slightly beaten 2 cups milk 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon dijon mustard 1 4 oz. can chopped green chilies Steps: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Thinly slice the smoked sausage into bite sized rounds. Slice the bread and spread butter on one side of each slice. Cut the buttered bread into cubes. Place half the bread cubes in the bottom of a prepared 8" square baking dish. In a medium bowl, mix the cheeses together. Sprinkle half of the cheese mixture over the cubed bread and then top with an even layer of the sliced smoked sausage. Place the remaining bread cubes over the sausage and top with the remaini
Smoking Sucks
I quit smoking last March. I did okay. Smoked about two ciggies on two different nights. But, this March, I have had a relapse. Not smoking a whole pack every day, but smoking just the same. Ugh. Planning on trying to quit again... I hope.
Smoking kills. Ok, it wont kill everyone and it wont attack all smokers with the same disease. But the impact of smoking on individual health, the health system and all non-smokers is apparent and real. I applaud smokers who are considerate. I think you should be, and thank you for being careful. However, when a smoker says "this is me, take me with my flaws" I dont think they are really thinking this through. What they are really saying is, "Im going to be a horrible example for kids, Im going to get sick fairly often, Im going to cost a fortune and in the end, I dont care what you think because its all about me." Its one of those addictions, like drinking, that takes a huge price on everyone around it even for the "casual smoker." The bottom line is ok, it smells bad. I dont think too many people would argue. Its not good for you. Ok, no one today will disagree. But its just plain selfish and shows poor judgement. Thats the real issue.
I was a pack a day smoker. When it got down to five or less cigarettes and I had no way to buy more, I would have a full fledged panic attack. I even had that attitude as some point that: 'hell, we're all gonna die some day, I might as well choose how.' Up to the point where I was laying in the hospital with multiple Pulmonary Embolisms (blood clots) in both lungs. I looked over at my 4 and 6(at the time) year old kids and realized that I had the wrong idea. All it would take is one of those things to move to my heart or brain and I would be dead. No warnings. My kids would be without a mom. For that matter, without anyone since I am all they have. I was in pain every day, breathing was so difficult to do. I spent 3 days in the hospital getting daily shots of blood thinners. I even had to give them to myself when I got out of the hospital. Once I was home I still had a hard time breathing, and so little energy. It hurt so much they had me on narcotics to get through
Smoke Weed
Smoke Dope Get High Doesnt Matter When We die chilling out or starting fights fuck the police we have our rights speak the words of a true rebellion marching through the gates beside the hellion kicking your ass as we continue on we never rest til the stress has gone rapping away in the ghetto streets ya mates making up there own beats all this done while we smoke this weed til the munchies come then we feed raiding the cupboards for food we can find while your mate skin up and Grind
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Smoked Sausage Stuffed Mushrooms
1/2 pound fresh, ground smoked sausage, cooked and drained 24 large mushrooms, stems removed 1/2 pound cream cheese 1 ounce Parmesan cheese, grated PREPARATION: Cook mushrooms at 350° for 7 minutes. Allow to cool. Mix cooled sausage, cream cheese, and Parmesan. Fill each mushroom with 1 teaspoon of filling. Bake at 350° for 7 minutes.
Smokies Comment Drop
ok so......a lil bit ago was my last smoke...if i get on and am bitchy just ignore me this will be my 4th attempt to stop and stay that way so wish me luck!!!!!!im stopping because it stinks and kills u slowly i watched both my grandparents die from was awful....and i need to be around for my kids!!!!!and for my close friends u know i have panic attaks so it doesnt help if i smoke!!!!!i love u all
The Smoking Tepee Lounge
The Smoking Tepee Lounge
Smoke Rings...ooohh Hahaha
SMOKE RINGS Three little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My Daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings." The second little boy pipes up, "Well, my Dad smokes, too, and can blow smoke out of his eyes." The third little boy, not to be outdone responds, "My Dad can blow smoke out of his butt." "Really, have you seen it?" reply the boys. The third boy responds, "No, but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear....."
Smoke Weed All Day
Smoke weed all day
Smoke Drifts Lazily
Smoke drifts lazily from a dozen different fonts, twirling and swirling and spinning as if dancing to an empty orchestra. 10-31-02
Smokin' Marijuana
I love smokin' because it never cause problems between friends and it never gives u hangovers. U never hear of anyone over dosage on weed but beer and all the other drugs they can over dosage on.
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
And in your clothes and your curtains and your upholstery, but that's not why I've decided to quit smoking again. Smoking turns your walls and your teeth yellow, and it's an expense that nothing justifies. It's harmful to your health, advanced science now tells us, not like in the 1920s when doctors used to recommend cigarettes to pregnant women as a way of controlling their weight. Yes they did. I'm serious. Go look it up. Smoking is messy and unpleasant, potentially harmful to cats, and makes people look down on you unless they're doing it too, which fewer and fewer are. You don't need to tell me any of this, Gentle Reader. I may be clueless sometimes, but I'm not a moron. Goddamit, though, smoking sure looked sexy when Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall did it in To Have And Have Not. There must be something good about it. Let me think on that and I'll get back to you tomorrow.
Smoke Free For Me!!!
Well, I've been just thinking about quitting smoking now for about a month. I'm done thinking about it! I've signed up on and I'm going to do the program and become a non smoker. I have so many reasons why I should and need to quit that the reasons I keep smoking are minuscule! I haven't set a date yet, but I will be clean come September when I move. This wont be easy, but I know I will do it for good this time! I'm done with smoking, I can't stand it anymore! I'm tired of throwing away good money on crap that is killing me. I'm all for a good fiery death, but not when I have to pay for it with good money that could be spent on so much more amusing things. HURRAY FOR A SMOKE FREE ME!
People who smoke cigarettes, So with that being said did you know the Government is about to try to raise taxes on them again.....$6.10 a Carton....I say FUK That, I ran across a flyer at my local store and they gave a web site that you can sign a petition on, The site Please go and sign it, send it to anyone you know that smokes!!!
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Smoke A Joint
I once was here But now I'm gone I went away to Smoke some pot I put this here to Prove a point Life ain't shit Without a joint
Smoking Pledge?
Ok I can't believe I didn't notice this earlier, but I rarely read the bulletin board when I come in too work, usually just stupid corporate shit like "Don't forget to choose benefits this month online at". Apparently now they have a HUGE board that says "It's time to QUIT!" and has a list of stop smoking aids, clinics, programs, etc. Ok not pissed yet. Then I get down and see that says "adopt a smoker" and it's a pledge that you sign, to help a smoker quit, by offering encouragement, healthy snacks, and by HIDING CIGARETTES ASHTRAYS AND MATCHES. I feel discriminated and against and targeted. And now I am licking my chops HOPING someone comes to hide my cigarettes. I have not had a good confrontation up in here since Booker (my arch nemesis) put his tail between his legs and left the department. grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Smoke The Weed
smoke the weed trying to hide the pain Spendin all my time, smoke my life away You can feel it inside, take a look in my eyes Can you feel the pain Mary Mary, take my pain away With struggle in time, spittin all over my face Take a look in my eyes, don't you dear look away Mary Jane maintains, tryin to heAl my pain Kickin in the door with the double dawg pumped Shot gun trucha comin in people screamin And pushin and shovin I'm buggin I'm thugin and muggin Showin no love to you and my cousin now what [shut the fuck up] Bringin heat like an oven they call me no good for nothin I'm always huffin and puffin about to get into somethinG And if you startin I'm jumpin in the Clika I'm bumpin it New Mexico Lobo I ain't the fool to be fuckin wit Ignitin like dynamite my beat is atomic An automatic ak-47 ain't no stoppin me Got the chronic got a problem G I'm Romero like rufetho I'ma always be on top of things I put the chronic in the bowl take a mothafuckin pull Like a m
Smokin' Texas Chili
From: Campbell's Kitchen Prep: 15 minutes Cook: 1 hour 45 minutes Serves: 6 Ingredients2 tbsp. olive oil 1 1/2 lb. boneless beef sirloin steak or top round steak, 3/4-inch thick, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1 medium onion, chopped (about 1/2 cup) 2 cloves garlic, minced 3 cups Pace® Chunky Salsa, any variety 1/2 cup water 1 tbsp. chili powder 1 tsp. ground cumin 1 can (about 15 ounces) red kidney beans, rinsed and drained 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves Chili Toppings Directions: Heat 1 tablespoon oil in a 6-quart saucepot over medium-high heat. Add the beef in 2 batches and cook until it's well browned, stirring often. Remove the beef from the saucepot. Add the remaining oil and heat over medium heat. Add the onion and cook until it's tender. Add the garlic and cook for 30 seconds. Add the salsa, water, chili powder and cumin. Heat to a boil. Return the beef to the saucepot. Stir in the beans. Reduce the heat to low. Cover and cook for 1 hour. Uncover an
Smoke And Cash
Smoke-free Anniversary
Today is a very special day. This time last year, I quit smoking, so it has officially been a year! Honestly, I owe it all to Piper...I did quit before I found out that I was pregnant, but finding out that I was pregnant cemented the fact that I would no longer smoke. I honestly can't say if I would have gone back to smoking had it been for Piper, because I have quit several times, only to go back a month or two later. This is my second time quitting for a year, and I will NEVER smoke again! My daughter will make sure of that... I am having a celebration today. Lane is coming over and I am buying two big trays of Tuscani pasta from Pizza Hut and my father is making me a strawberry cake. This gives me more incentive to not going back to smoking. I don't have any cravings anymore, which is wonderful. I actually feel sick to my stomach when I smell smoke. When I first stopped smoking, I loved the smell of it. Now it makes me wretch! It feels so good to be able to smell, to taste, and n
Smoked Salmon Burritos
Smoked Salmon Burritos (serves four) Ingredients 4 Whole wheat tortillas Four Egg Whites 8 oz Smoked Salmon 1 tomato deseeded and chopped 1/4 cup of red onion finely chopped 1 teaspoon of capers (optional) Fresh Dill Cooking spray Method Spray pan with a little cooking spray, add onions and fry until transparent, (2 or 3 minutes). Add tomato and fray until warmed through, then add eggs and cook until set but not rubbery. Remove from heat and add salmon, capers and dill. Warm tortillas in the microwave for 15 seconds. Divide the egg mixture between the four tortillas, warp and serve. Calories Fat Sodium Carbs Fiber Protein 296 9.5 g 1041 mg 22.8 g 3.2g 17.8g
Smoking Fags And Wrote This In A Couple Min. :)
the minutes merge into a muted reelmotion is meaningless, time is obsoletethere are no heroes in this storycharacters are jaded without emotion or feelingthe plot is starting to crumblea tragedy, a romance, a dark comedythemes are beginning to blur fading into nothingnessan audience waits in the darksearching for a clue of whats in storebut there is no way to foreknow perhaps a previous character will prevailor an unfamiliar will surfacesome wait in anticipationothers give up hope
Smoking For The Children
I have what you would call not a publicly acceptable habit; I smoke.  I have been doing it for many years now, going back to my Army days.  I have quit a couple times, for as long as a year, sometimes for a few months.  Then something happens to make me lose my resolve and I end up smoking again.  The previous story I posted about a disagreement I had at work was one of those times.   I know its bad for me, and I know from the times I have quit how bad a cigarette smells to a non smoker, but none of this seems to phase me when I want my fix of that sweet sweet nicotine.  One thing I noticed on my recent travels was how certain places were more tolerant than others on smoking, I have to say it was quite nice to find a bar that didn't make you go outside to burn a quick one.  I also noticed wild fluctuations on the price of cigarettes in different places. The price of cigarettes has continued to go up, as it seems a perfectly acceptable thing to be taxed by the government.  This lates
The smoke from my cigarette stains up my ceiling The smoke  from my bowl is just a new phase of healing Weeping shades of indigo Dreaming shades of blue Arms around my pillows tight Wishing they were you I take you in in episodes When I want the whole season Having you with me Gives rhyme to my reason
Smoking Ban
You know, I had this whole blog written up..........then I realized that no matter what I say, there are too many that are blind to the truth, so they will never understand or see what really is going on. The ban was passed in Wisconsin, without the vote of the people. End of story, it was decided by Jim Doyle that we needed this, not by the citizens of Wisconsin. It will happen all over the country, it's called communism, not democracy. Time for people to see it, wake up and smell the bullshit, it's flowing from our government more now than ever. That is all I am going to say.
Smoke And Mirrors
.........Smoke and Mirrors......... Arising in thought, my judgment disguised..... Smoke covered mirrors, deep hidden lies..... When will I give into my own true appeal?..... Allow myself triumph or some room to heal..... Walking my days clouded in thought..... How hard I have battled, the emotions I’ve fought..... Doubting my chances, stealing my choice..... To the point I can’t recognize, even my voice..... Why do I continue to live my days..... Punishment, turmoil in so many ways...... So heavy this burden of unclean guilt..... Nothing to stop it, this body does wilt.... To crumble inside and rot with no sun..... So hard to keep trying when my soul weights a ton.... Looking around at what to achieve.... And how many emotions I kept from my sleeve...... Covered and hidden from anything close.... It won’t be to long before I am a ghost.... Gracefully walking where no one can see..... I beg to differ, that’s already me..... Eric Garcia 4-16-2009
The Smokestack
The Smokestack The Smokestack is located close to Shreveport-Barksdale Highway and Clyde Fant Parkway.  There are several stories about the previous uses of the smokestack.  One story is that it was part of King's Truck and Coach Works.  The shop and the barn were in burned in the 70's and the smokestack is all the was left.  Supposedly the caretaker of the place killed the owner's widow for money when it was still in operation, and in the midst of his escape, he impaled himself on a wrought iron gate.   Another theory is that it is the remains of a major oil refinery.  One other story is that the property was used as a dairy farm as well.  Still, the Smokestack is still surrounded by strange tales and curious people just wanting to know.  One e-mail stated that a man went to the top of the tower and saw a large group of bees in the form of a human man.  Even if the place may or may not be haunted, from the pictures it's easy to see that it is a known place for gatherings
♥Well as of yesterday July 15th 2009, i decided to stop smoking. It hasnt been that bad yet, i have had 3 cigareetes since 4pm yesterday, not bad for someone that smoked a half a pack a day for 12 years. I just hope soon i am able to put them down all together. This will save me $200 a month between me and kyle smoking. He is trying to quit too but havin a little bit of a harder time than i am. But he is also around smokers all day long. well i will keep you guys updated i hope to completly quit within the next few days! wish me good luck everyone!♥
Smokey Bar
A smokey bar... a pair of sexy dreamy eyes... a heart skipping a beat....    our eyes meet the smoke is thick the smell is rank one will never forget 2 hearts beat for each other the music is loud the food is bad drunks picking fights. still I watch you night after night I watch over my frosty beer mug For those sexy dreamy eyes.  Want to get close. Yet to afraid to move. A heart lonely and broken. sad and weeping  Needs someone to hold.
Why is it that everytime I meet a girl and we've gone out on a few dates and I break the new to them I'm a regular toker they get upset and think I'm stupid? I don't spend a lot of money on it. I've been smoking for so long that it really doesn't alter my state of mind that much. I just wish I could find a girl that will toke up with me. There's no better way to relax than smoking a big blunt with a beautiful woman and watching the stars or a sunset.
Smokeless Cigarettes
smokeless cigarettes
"smokin'" Joe Freeper
"Grant no power to government you would not want your worst enemies to wield against you." -- "Smokin'" Joe Freeper
No, not a political smoke screen but the actual smoking the cigarettes. Here in the Great State of NJ it's $7.00 plus a pack and $70.00 plus a carton. In the Wonderful State of Delaware it is $50.00 a carton. I think the bridge fare is justiifed but others don't. I do get a coupon for each of the carton but the bottom line is $50.00 is an awful lot of money and my health aside for the sake of the bottom line it would be very wise for me to give up the smoking. Looking at 2 packs a day and on a bad days more, it is a $600.00 plus here compared to $400.00 plus there, it would be very wise. What am I going to do with my new found wealth? Who knows treat myself to something nice and perhaps someone else? Norio  
smoke smoke smoke iz all i want to do!!!!1 who's wit me?
let's get smoked out and have some fun!!
Smoking In Pregnancy Risks Psychotic Children
repost of this story: LONDON (Reuters) - Mothers who smoke during pregnancy put their children at greater risk of developing psychotic symptoms as teenagers, British scientists said on Thursday.   Researchers from four British universities studied 6,356 12-year-olds and interviewed them for psychotic-like symptoms such as hallucinations or delusions. Around 19 percent had mothers who smoked during pregnancy.   Just over 11 percent, or 734 of the total group, had suspected or definite symptoms of psychosis.   Many previous studies have shown cigarettes can harm the fetuses of mothers who smoke while pregnant. The risks include causing babies to be born smaller and increasing the risk of sudden infant death syndrome or heart defects.   Stanley Zammit, a psychiatrist at Cardiff University's School of Medicine who led the study, said the more the mothers smoked, the more likely their children were to have psychotic symptoms.   "We can estimate that about 20 percent of adolescent
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Smoke Weed Everyday
woooooooooot. suuuuuuuuuup everybody. noddalot here. chillin chillin u know just takin in this hit>>>>>>>>now im holdin it>>>>>>>>>>>still holdin it>>>>>>o.o.o.o.o.o>>>>>>>>>hold it hold it>>>>>>>> pfwoooooooo>>>>>>>>>>.yeaaaaaa that was a good one!!!!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooot im blazed
Smoke In The Muse.
"What are you even getting out of this man?"... I'm more focused on the packed smoldering pipe between my fingers"I have no idea.""Look, everything I do in my life is on scales, I put the pros on one side, the cons on the other and I act according to how it tips"A technique I've borrowed and applied at least once a day."yeah but-""yeah?"faint blue whisps flow from my mouth as my teeth try to drive through the overlaquered nozzle."I dunno, its her smile I guess. I just, sit down for a couple minutes, watch her smile and...that's enough""and no blowjobs?"It's well established scientific fact in these circles: be nice to a girl, get blowjobs.Hell, he had one run off on him because a guy got her a hamburger.Not even a swissburger. "That's not even really what I'm thinking about."I was thinking about wet Januarys getting mud on my very inexpensive work shoesand dead trees. "well where's it going? You get a daily dose and keep buying a lottery ticket to her golden arch?"don't even need the
Smoking With Krystle :p
I walked through the park and i noticed this chickwho was sitting alone with a joint and a bicmy name is Krystle ..if you wanna get high~i got killer herb that you just gotta try!"i sat and we smoked and we joked and we toked and as we got high, the hours flew by and i said "damn this is strong, shit i hope i don't die"and we laughed in the parktill the sky was too dark. "i'm glad that i met you, but i do gotta bounce,we'll meet up tomarrow-shit i gotta whole ounce!"i'm Amanda ..just so you know..""dude, you told me that 3 minutes ago"and so thats how Krystle and i had first metin the park, smoking weed and i'll never forget. RIP kryslte...i miss you!
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Smoking Is Bad Mmkay
I just caught this article on Yahoo, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.     Impressionable utes weren't the only ones watching when Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini (right) passed out victory cigars and then lit up after his team clinched the NL Central title at Great American Ball Park on Tuesday. Also watching at home on television were at least five whistle-blowers who noted that the Reds were violating Ohio's indoor-smoking ban. They called Cincinnati's health department to report the team and now the Cincinnati Enquirer reports the club is under investigation.  In case you're wondering, the answer is yes — I'm extremely sorry to report that there are people living among us who would actually do this. [Video: Watch Cincinnati's division-clinching home run] Look, my non-smoker self enjoys big gulps of clean indoor air as much as anybody. I can't, however, imagine what kind of situational misery would make someone watch a one-time free-for-all scene where alcohol
smoking a blunt rolling a joint doing this shit is what i enjoy getting a fix from a nickel or dime already rolled up it’s time to get high my legs are dead my body is numbedI'm trying really hard to reach the tip of my tongueit frees my spirit and opens my mindit leaves my worry's, depression, and problems behindi feel like a butterfly because i feel like I'm freewhy do i only feel like this when i smoke on this weedwhy can i feel like this all the fucking timei could only feel like this when i get high foolish person this is no game because when you smoke it, you are not the same but why can't anyone let me be me? what can i say i love smoking weed
in 1972 dr kirk alsher did a study on monkey's to test the effects of marijuana his experiment failed he had all the wrong study's so he said marijuana kills brain cells people are to stupid to look it up it was in fact his experiment going wrong he put the monkeys in a room for 30 days straight filled with pot smoke then when he took them out of the room there brains desolved  
Smoke And Mirrors
It's all smoke and mirrors.....some are  better than others at the game...IN THE really kinda hurts unless you are heartless....I'm not! YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't play with a heart that can not bear much more......once it turns to's dead, and will not care what it can do to you.....
Smoke Rings In The Dark
SMOKE RINGS IN THE DARK Well I won't make you tell me What I've come to understand You're a certain kind of woman I'm a different kind of man I've tried to make you love me You've tried to find a spark of the flame that burned But somehow turned to smoke rings in the dark The loneliness within me Takes a heavy toll 'Cause it burns as slow as whiskey through an empty aching soul And the night is like a dagger Long and cold and sharp As I sit here on the front steps Blowing smoke rings in the dark I know I must be going 'Cause love's already gone And all I'm taking with me are the pieces of my heart And all I'll leave are smoke rings in the dark The rain falls where it wants to The wind blows where it will Everything on earth goes somewhere But I swear we're standin' still So I'm not going to wake you I'll go easy on your heart I'll just touch your face and drift away Like smoke rings in the dark I know I must be going 'Cause love's already gone And all I'm taking with me are the pi
Smoking Banns
  Instead of banning smoking in family friendly places they should be banning gang bangers from public and family friendly places they are far more dangerous than second hand smoke its not right to banning smoke without banning cars and industry you are breathing second hand smoke from more cars and industry than smokers and banning gang bangers will help far more than banning smokers it will cut out violent crime and we should boycott those states that have smoking banns
slowly she reaches for the pack of cigarettes on the bed gently slides one out between her fingers she can't quite comprehend yet that he is dead standing there in the doorway she lingers   not in any rush, she puts the cigarette to her lips lights one and stands there smoking, hands upon her hips   he shouldn't of said those awful things to her shouldn't of said he was leaving that it was over her chest was still heaving   she should leave that hotel room someone had to of heard the boom from the gun she dropped on the floor before she got her cigarettes and walked to the door   but if she flees, where will she go 
Smoking Online
It is very difficult to not smoke while I am sitting here on the laptop now. I refuse to smoke since I have a new keyboard now that does not have any ashes to clean out yet. I am tempted to put an ash tray to my right and just not let myself type while smoking maybe?Anyways! Just wanted to blog about somethings and think about somethings. Still thinking about most of them so I am not blogging them yet. :-P
Smoke Cited In 4 Fire Deaths
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Smokeys Life Chapter 1
So the names Charity Marie Shomaker in the year 1986 I was born to a woman named Kathrina Lee Brown and a man named Richard Wayne Shoemaker, I had curly blondeish/red hair I was 4lbs 6oz and 16 1/2 inches long. Both my parents were big time drugies and sellers so I clung to my mom til we either moved or a death happened needless to say. At the age of 1 my mothers child hood sweetheart and neighbor Scott Thomas McCormick decided to be together and I favored him over my own father so I called him my step dad & thats when my father walked out on both my mom and me (He was on the run due to a bad drug deal & owed dues). At the age of 3 my mother Kathrina married Scott McCormick in Lakeland, Florida at the state park. Thats when my brother came into the picture and I had my buddy for life. (or so I thought) At age 3 and my brother just being a newborn we decided to move to Rochester, New York to live a better and happier life both my parents got out of the drug sceane and made mega bucks at
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Why should today be any worse?This morning dissolves in grief.Frozen dirt, sheets of paper thin watercrackling under my fashionable running-idle shoes.Revelries in revnantsI dreamt I was searching for somethingexcept you were there...What could I be searching forwhen the known universe was holding my handthe pain in my chest got louderthe pooling liquid I lay in got colderthe darkness cameand took me from you.Falling backwards into that horrid dawnyour fingers slipping from mine. And that's all I got.Waking in a paniccertain I would see youand banish these phantasms. Why should today be any worse?as I press play, fold my coat neatly and stack it on my deskmy guardian golems posing heroicallypossibly performing a fist-bump.First tea.Fourth task.Fifth lunch.Third peace. I'm sorry for having so much to say unsaid.forgetting to ask, forgetting to the hand off, you smileyour fingers brush mineyou smileI blush. you thank me. Offer a crack of door-light to your world"Why should
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Today is a scooch more highly functioning. But only by a scooch. Had metal hooks and rotory drills in my mouth today, that was fun. People kept fussing over me until I said "This isn't nearly as bad as the time I had glass dug out of my neck and couldn't feel my legs, stop fretting"   Talked to the hygienist about her smoking hot 20 year old biology student daughter.   Then I had a beer and helped make dinner. (nothing fancy, fennel sausage and pasta in marinara)   Watched a quicky squeaker, KC lost 2-1 and... here we are. Is it bad when filling out paperwork is an alternative to sitting and staring at a blank computer screen? That bored. I guess my brother worked 12 hours today, and I'm bitching about filling out an application? Weird. I always have trouble with "reasons for leaving" (and not putting down manageral asshattery) and filling out my references since... *checks phone* almost all of my contacts are old jobs, job placement centers, and women I've either seen nak
Smoldering Sheets Part 1
Its that time when you and that special someone make your way into the bedroom and the night has led you to the sheets and its time to decide what is going to take place. Who should be the one to initiate the nights activities? Should it be the male or should it be the female? What should be done? Should it be good ol fashion 1950's plain Jane sex or should some spice be added? Should there be naughty talk or should it be quiet? Should sex games be played? What are your thoughts on this subject? I would love to hear your thoughts on Smoldering the sheet.... more to come...
The truth of the harshness of reality and coming to grips i realize the truth and my whole world flips what if hes right and they arent truly friends they dont truly care but "will be there to the end" when he says they dont write me he isnt lying i keep wanting to believe that they are trying i have faith ill get their letters soon he says youve been waiting eleven weeks dude for every point i make hes got a counter to it everything he says he has a way to prove it maybe its to easy to get inside my head at this point in time id rather be dead so confused, so mixed up, cuz he seems so right i dont wanna believe but no letters tonight one day, some day ill have to face the truth cant take the pain and confusion, aint no use and it hurts because sadly its all true you never write me but i always write you you guys are spose to inspire me, be my motivation but here i am sittin alone in isolation you say you support me but little does is show it hurts deep down much m
You're a Playful Kisser Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!What Kind of Kisser Are You?
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Smoooooove, Yo.
This is the most incredible line I have ever read. A true masterpiece: "i would make the sweetest love to u for hours so good and hard that the angels would burn in hell because they would at us and masturbate and that would piss off god. so we'd better not do it." It makes me want to hurt people. With muffins. Hurt people by throwing muffins at them. Not hurt people who happen to be carrying muffins.
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Along I stumble....chasing this faith....the one that God says: Prove you can wait. As I walk up to your party of two.....May I have this dance I ask as I extend my hand to your part of the table.....Should say no....But your unable. Rising up, are lifted by clouds that this makes you feel all around...everyone looking disrespectfully...but each other are the only thing each other surround. Take your hand,...and lead you away,...from where security felt closest....but compassion was at its lowest. Through the hateful looks,...we walk....nothin has to be said,....we let our hearts talk. And all the disception,....that was put from one another into our directions....was being forgotten,...with true affection.... Could I ever have been more right....for not giving up on you that night... To your face I take watching mine the whole passage walk through....My eyes talk to yours for that moment...."yes im everything for you" Afraid was never mention
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This past Sunday we had a group of five guys come in to the tux shop to get fitted for a wedding. The groomsmen were hilarious, proclaiming to the groom that they were in the store to get fitted for the groom's funeral, instead of his wedding. After the manager and I got them all fitted, I asked them what they were doing afterward, and the groom responded, "Draaaanking." It made me laugh out loud. They were a bunch of funny dudes. While I was fitting groomsman number three, he randomly asked me if he could give me a hug. I raised my eyebrow a bit, and he said he just wanted to to test the fit of the jacket, and make sure it was comfortable. I let him hug me. It was a valid bit of research I suppose. It didn't come off creepy, just funny, though I seriously doubt he would have tried it on my male co-worker. Either he really was testing the jacket, or he was one smooth operator. Whatever the case may have been, it was nice to have relatively polite and funny peo
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I was eating a chile verde burrito when it struck me.. Does having smooth balls give you an advantage? And would it be weird to have a bush on top but smooth balls underneath? I have had my share of BJ's (not talking about beef jerky ok) in my day and I've pondered this on occasion. If I had smooth balls would I get my balls sucked more often? You see ladies a mans balls are equivalent to a woman's breast , hence why we have man milk and you all have that other kind (that only little brats get !!) The balls are really sensitive and need attention. I've fully shaved before, weed wacking the bush along with the balls for total smoothocity. Honestly I felt like I was 9 again (so a little creepy).  But now I'm thinking about just shaving the balls because to be quite honest I feel sort of bad for the chick that puts her mouth on them when they're all fuzzy ...If I were a woman don't know if I could do that at all. But then again I don't about having the reverse mullet on my genitals (
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I've kissed a number of young ladies, and I'll admit its not a big number, but maybe I'm a gentleman, I'm not here to fucking impress you, don't judge me the bible says not to.  Anyway, of the women that I've kissed, both before and after I've shaved, I've never had any of them run their hand down my cheek like they do in those Gillette razor commercials, and I'm glad because not only does it looks ridiculous I'm not sure how I would react.  I might punch her in the nipple just to counteract the weirdness of having my face rubbed.
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I got home from school with this killer migraine, dad wanted to shoot some pool and we were going to watch the movie , Vulgar (crazy film produced by Kevin Smith). I get a call from my grand mom that we're going to Shady Maple ( A Smorgasbord, all you can eat buffet restaurant kinda thing in Amish country in PA.) Amish people, most of them anyway, do not believe in electricity or technology, they live in seclusion, and make handmade crafts and sell them, have huge beards (mostly the men) and wear very moderate clothing, and wake up early to work all day and worship. That's them in a nutshell. If that didn't help then go rent the movie, Witness with Harrison Ford! :D So I obliged her because I do want to spend time with them (apart from them ninja attacking every sunday) and they like taking me and Kate there. Kate had school and I was off that day. I did want to just stay home and relax. I had a busy week and I wanted to sleep a bit late but it would've been mean if I had said
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Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 50 min Makes: 4 servings 1/2 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Zesty Italian Reduced Fat Dressing, divided 1 lb. well-trimmed boneless beef sirloin steak 1/3 cup BREAKSTONE'S FREE or KNUDSEN FREE Fat Free Sour Cream 4-1/2 tsp. KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese 1/4 to 1/2 tsp. black pepper 1 large onion, thinly sliced POUR 1/4 cup of the dressing over steak in resealable plastic bag. Seal bag; turn to coat. Refrigerate 30 min. or overnight to marinate. Combine sour cream, 2 Tbsp. of the remaining dressing, the Parmesan cheese and pepper. Refrigerate until serving time. HEAT remaining 2 Tbsp. dressing in large nonstick skillet on medium heat. Add onions; cook 7 to 8 min. or until golden brown, stirring frequently. Remove onions; set aside. DRAIN steak; discard marinade. Cook steak in same skillet on medium heat 3 to 4 min. on each side for medium doneness. Place on cutting board; slice crosswise into thin strips. Serve steak topped w
Smothered Chicken, Creole Style
Smothered Chicken, Creole Style 1 chicken, 3.5 lbs, butterflied (split down the backbone, breast intact) salt and pepper to taste 2 Tbsp butter 1 c finely chopped onion 1 c finely chopped celery 1 c finely chopped, cored and seeded green pepper 1 1/2 tsp finely minced garlic 2 Tbsp flour 1 3/4 c. canned imported tomatoes, crushed or chopped 1 bay leaf 2 Tbsp finely chopped parsley Sprinkle chicken with salt and pepper on both sides. Select a black iron skillet large enough to hold the chicken comfortably when it's spread out. Fold wings under to secure them. Melt the butter in the skillet and add the chicken, skin-side down. Cover firmly with a plate which fits comfortably inside the skillet and add about 5 lbs of weight to the top of the plate. Cook over low heat until the skin side of the chicken is nicely browned, about 15 min. Remove chicken to a warm platter. Add the onion, celery, pepper, and garlic to the skillet and cook, stirring, until the onions are w
Smothered Round Streak
2 lb Round steak 2 ts Salt 1/2 ts Ground black pepper 1 ts Ground red pepper 1 ts Ground white pepper 1 x All-purpose flour (dredging) 1/2 c Vegetable oil 3 ea Medium onions, chopped 2 ea Bell peppers, chopped 1 ea Celery rib, chopped 1 c Beef stock or water "Smothering is a multipurpose Cajun technique that works wonders with everything from game to snap beans. It's similar to what the rest of the world knows as braising--the ingredients are briefly browned or sauteed, then cooked with a little liquid over a low heat for a long time." Season the roast with one half of the salt and peppers. Dust with flour on all sides. Heat the oil in a Dutch oven or other large heavy pot over medium-high heat, add the steak, and brown well on all sides. Remove the meat and pour off all but 1 teaspoon of the oil. Add half the onions, bell peppers, celery, and the other half of the seaso
Smothered Round Steak
2 lb Round steak 2 ts Salt 1/2 ts Ground black pepper 1 ts Ground red pepper 1 ts Ground white pepper 1 x All-purpose flour (dredging) 1/2 c Vegetable oil 3 ea Medium onions, chopped 2 ea Bell peppers, chopped 1 ea Celery rib, chopped 1 c Beef stock or water "Smothering is a multipurpose Cajun technique that works wonders with everything from game to snap beans. It's similar to what the rest of the world knows as braising--the ingredients are briefly browned or sauteed, then cooked with a little liquid over a low heat for a long time." Season the roast with one half of the salt and peppers. Dust with flour on all sides. Heat the oil in a Dutch oven or other large heavy pot over medium-high heat, add the steak, and brown well on all sides. Remove the meat and pour off all but 1 teaspoon of the oil. Add half the onions, bell peppers, celery, and the other half of the seaso
Smother Me
"Smother Me" Let me be the one who calls you "baby" All the time Surely you can take some comfort Knowing that you're mine Just hold me tight, lay by my side and let me be the one who calls you "Baby" all the time I found my place in the world Could stare at your face for the rest of my days Now I can breathe, turn my insides out and smother me Warm and alive I'm all over you would you smother me? Let me be the one who never leaves You all alone I hold my breath and lose the feeling That I'm on my own Hold me too tight stay by my side and let me be the one who calls you "Baby" all the time When I'm alone time goes so slow I need you here with me and how my mistakes have made Your heart break Still I need you here with me Baby I'm here Now I can breathe, turn my insides out and Smother me Warm and alive I'm all over you would you smother me? Let me be the one who calls you baby The one who calls you baby
Smothered Steak
Smothered Steak 1-1 1/2 lbs round steak 1 small green pepper, cut into small pieces 1/2 cup onion, chopped garlic salt, salt and pepper to taste 1-2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1-2 (10 3/4 oz) cans cream of mushroom or cream of celery soup 1 (8 oz) container sliced mushrooms 1/2 cup sour cream Cut steak into individual serving-size pieces. Combine in skillet with bell pepper and onion. Cook over low heat until steak is browned. Add soup, Worcestershire sauce, seasonings, mushrooms, and sour cream. Cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally until heated through. Serve over rice or toast.
Smothered Secrets
dare to imagine life cloaked in darkness where the lies of our secrets are quietly whispered in cryptic tones behind stark hung curtains that block out the light of truth each lie buried further from it's truth whisper after whisper within the siteless seclusion until it is no longer visible no longer recognizable no longer the lie but the truth smothered in secrecy
Smother Me By The Used
Let me be the one who calls you baby All the time Surely you can take some comfort Knowing that you're mine Just hold me tight, lay by my side and let me be the one who calls you Baby all the time I found my place in the world Could stare at your face for the rest of my days Now can I breathe, turn my insides out and Smother me Warm and alive I'm all over you would you smother me?Let me be the one who never leaves You all alone I hold my breath and lose the feeling That I'm on my own Hold me too tight stay by my side and let me be the one who calls you Baby all the time I found my place in the world Could stare at your face for the rest of my days Now I can breathe, turn my insides out and Smother me Warm and alive I'm all over you would you smother me?(smother meX3)When I'm alone time goes so slow I need you here with me and how my mistakes have made Your heart break Still I need you here with me Baby I'm here
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Smothering, slowly falling into death, the light fades off as I yearn for rest. Peace of mind forever escapes me, never allowing for the wholeness to return, gashes and tears ripped too deeply to ever come back together and be as it once was..... Loneliness suffocates me, choking me, watching as the others pass and live in perfection, needing to be with them, wanting to return with them..... Fighting, anger, hate and betrayal consume the once happy and free spirit that so freely loved..... Never appreciated, always placed aside for the finer things that entertain and self serve..... Selfishness breeds the hate, leaving the sour film of disgust behind where sweet words once fell..... The eyes now dim, the voice silenced from its songs, the mind worn and surrendering, begging for no more..... The heart still hopes for the perfection that has been found once before….always searching, constantly mislead, but never giving up. .... By Evalynn Hawthorne
Smouldering Sexy Sue
I only asked her if she was okay, she looked at me and started to cry. "No-one's ever asked me that before" I honestly couldn't understand why. I only asked her if she wanted to dance, she looked at me and burst into tears, "No-one's ever asked me that before" Then she went up to the bar for some beers. I only asked her to hold onto my hand, she looked at me and started to bubble. "No-one's ever asked me that before" Her mum had told her she'd only get into trouble. I only asked her if I could kiss her, She looked at me and started to weep. "No-one's ever wanted to do that before" I didn't realize that still waters run deep. I only asked if I could feel her breast, she looked at me and started to sob. "No-one's ever wanted to feel them before" then she thrust the thing right into my gob. She only asked me to take her to bed, I thought, 'no-one's ever asked ME that before.' she couldn't wait ------ she ripped off my clothes, and ravished me... there on t
80's Movie Character....
As usual this Monday was suppose to bring us all a little closer as Fu friends and allow the inner dork to come screaming out...But alas you Americans will be celebrating a holiday. I struggle with whether or not I should, like you ignore the fact that you have a holiday and play on. Considering no one cared to postpone Sci fi day when it was Victoria day.... You did me a great injustice. I feel a little used that none of you stuck up and said Wicked will not be there i wont play.... I on the other hand have a sympathetic heart and I'm willing to move Mondays theme day to Tuesday... just this once.. All in favour please state your name, character and a yes for Tuesday... All still wanting to play Monday state that.... I don't do mumms, its scary and i have very thin skin hence why i blog.. I'm sensitive!!! I will just so you know be playing Kira from Xanadu, because my love of leg warmers and roller skates will go to the grave with me... Kira (Xanadu) = me Jack (Big Trouble
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You scored as Violent. You are violent! Things like cutting, biting, scratching, and rape turn you on. You also love blood, whether it's your own, or your partners. Slamming into the walls, screaming, hair pulling, and all around pain is your fantasy. It's hard to find someone that understands you, because most people see your sexuality as a psychotic thing. Mabye it is, you don't care. Bring the pain ;)Violent94%Dominator75%Playful63%Submissive56%What kind of S&M person are you?created with
Smr Blows
They fired me today for missing 9 days in 9 weeks. Well if I could tell my body not to get sick then I would. I know someone there that has missed more days then me. He left for another job and came back a week later and still had his here....WTF? Thank god/goddess that I have my job at taco hell still. Vamp
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no one talks to me so why should i get a gal a gift eh?
Hers: his touch... The fingertips, the skin, the smell... His kiss... My knees bend. It's heaven or it's hell... The love, the passion, all of them enclosed. That's what I have in my own eyes so openly exposed. His: Her eyes, posed on me, opening a window to her soul. Her lips, telling silent words I try to get. her neck, offered to my kisses. her arms, wrapped around me to keep close. Her skin against mine, electricity passing from one to the other... And the morning arrives, light shows 2 lovers, opening their eyes, cuddling, smiling.
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Sms Expresses Love & Relationship
Money says EARN me lot,Time says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say REMEMBER me lot… Relationship is like a Garden. It’s beautiful when watered with…love, hugs, tears & cheers.But it dries up if left untouched…so pls keep in touch… Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS…
Sms Everyday
A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes bt somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sum where a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS’ing Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!
Sms From The Heart
Heart can Skip beat for a while… Memories can be kept in d file… A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE. Doctors prescription 4 u… A cute little smile 4 breakfast, More laughs 4 lunch, And lots of happiness 4 dinner… Doctor’s fees? A SMS whenever u r free… My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
Sms - Sweet Messaging System
hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner. 1st price:good friendship 2nd price:lot of love 3rd price:life long sms. for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me B4 u speak - listen, B4 u write - think, B4 u spend - earn, B4 u criticise - wait, B4 u pray - forgive, B4 u quit - try, B4 u msg others - msg me GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK… THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!
Sms (suckers Masturbating Suckers)
the germans love their cell phones. the call it “the handy.” i kid you not. i saw a cartoon in the paper, which showed a toddler pointing at a sucker using a payphone, screaming to the mother desperately trying to drag him along: “mommy, mommy, the guy doesn’t have a handy!” when the german man gets horny, he apparently turns to his “handy.” (this might actually be the reason for the curious nomer.) the porn business is expanding most dramatically in the “sms” sector. (the short message service was already a success in europe when americans were still using pagers. In 2004, germans alone sent more than 20 billion messages.) of course messaging is no longer restricted to text but includes pictures sent to your cell phone. it also includes strangers getting you off with a bunch of one-line instant messages. you get the idea: the retard and stutter version of cybering. much like the fubar shoutbox, only you would have to pay for it, and would have to pay for every shout. i know. reg
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Smthing I Wrote
Often this thought comes to my mind, That you have been made and brought into this world for me, Till now you were somewhere in the stars up above, You have been sent on this earth for me! Often this thought comes to my mind, That this body and these eyes are my possession, This beautiful shadow of your hair is for me, These lips and these arms are my possession! Often this thought comes to my mind, As the bridal march plays in the way, It's our first night after the wedding and i am lifting your wale off ur face, And you shy away and hold yourself in your arms! Often this thought comes to my mind, Like you will always love me the same way all your life, These eyes will always look towards me with love filled in them, I know you might be a stranger but still.... Often this thought comes to my mind, Often this thought comes to my mind!!!!!!
Smtn Cute I Found On The Net
On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years." The cow objected, "What? This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you." So God agreed. On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I'll give a life span of 20 years." The dog objected, "What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!" So God agreed. On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Monkeys have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I'll give you 20 years life span." The monkey objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do mo
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Smudging: How To Do It -- How Not To Do It
I came across a very interesting article from "Shaman's Drum" which was reprinted for Vision Quest Bookstore. I will attempt to convey the gist of it, along with my views, as a student of the Ways of the Teneh, about it. Smudging is a way of using the smoke from burning herbs as a way to cleanse the body, an object, or a given area of negative influences. I myself use smudging to "cleanse" crystals before using them in jewelry projects I may do, and for protecting my home from some recent "bad vibe"-producing events. I imagine that the skillful use of the proper herbs could help in warding and banishing ceremonies as well, if used properly and with reverence. The three most used plant material for smudging are sage of all types, cedar and sweetgrass. Sage There are two major genii and several varieties of each genus of Sage that are used for smudging. Salvia, or the herb sage used for cooking, comes in two major varieties: S. officinalis, commonly known as Garden Sage, and S. apia
The Smudging Ceremony
Our Native elders have taught us that before a person can be healed or heal another, one must be cleansed of any bad feelings, negative thoughts, bad spirits or negative energy - cleansed both physically and spiritually. This helps the healing to come through in a clear way, without being distorted or sidetracked by negative "stuff" in either the healer or the client. The elders say that all ceremonies, tribal or private, must be entered into with a good heart so that we can pray, sing, and walk in a sacred manner, and be helped by the spirits to enter the sacred realm. Native people throughout the world use herbs to accomplish this. One common ceremony is to burn certain herbs, take the smoke in one's hands and rub or brush it over the body. Today this is commonly called "smudging." In Western North America the three plants most frequently used in smudging are sage, cedar, and sweetgrass. Sage -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Plant Spirit Medicine Since the earliest of times, people have sensed the presence of something that is intangible, indestructable, and pervasive. It is a subtle energetic force that fills all things - it is spirit. Plants have this spirit. They are an intrinsic part of the circle of life, providing us with food, medicine, and pleasure to the senses. They heal us with their bodies and their spirits. From their bodies come the medicines and foods our physical bodies need. From their spirits come the medicine our emotional and spiritual bodies need. When you connect with a plant, tree, herb, or flower, when you feel a need to have them around you in any form, their spirit and their vibration is serving you in some manner. Plants vibrate at different frequencies just as humans do. The more purified you are, the higher your rate of vibration. For example, a person in perfect health is vibrant or vibrating at a higher rate than someone who has low energy due to an illness. This
Smudging Smudging is the burning of certain herbs to create a cleansing smoke bath, which is used to purify people, ceremonial and ritual space, and ceremonial tools and objects.There are different ceremonies and rituals that can be done. The burning of herbs or incense is a practice held sacred by many indigenous cultures. It is a ritual for cleansing, purifying and protecting the physical and spiritual bodies. The effect of the smoke is to banish negative energies. Many differing cultures and peoples have their own methods and herbal mixtures for this purpose. Smudging, done correctly, can bring physical, spiritual and emotional balance. The term Smudging originated in the Native American culture. Native American Indians use a variety of smudging mixtures. In olden times, the end of the smudge stick or braid was lit from the central or cooking fire. Not everyone views the practice of smudging in the same way and different herbs may be used for different purposes. ______
There are a lot of stories and legends that have been brought down from generation to generation considering smudging. There are also a lot of reasons why we should smudge and it is a good thing to smudge, either with one of the sacred herbs or all of them together. Tobacco (a-say-ma) is a gift of the Four Manido (Spirits of the Four Directions). It was the father of Nanabush who gave the tobacco (ah-say-ma) and shared the custom of smoking with his son after their epic battle in war, as a symbol of peace. Nanabush in turn passed on the custom to the Anishnabe as a ceremony. Thereafter, the Anishnabe smoked the Pipe of Peace before great councils, after war, and before other ceremonies. The Anishnabe adopted the custom and made it part of their daily lives to compose their minds and spirits. It is said that it will chase away feelings that are bad or negative and bring on thoughts that are good or positivie. In the second place, tobacco (ah-say-ma) was in the nature of an
Smudging (ty Wise One)
Smudging Smudging is the burning of certain herbs to create a cleansing smoke bath, which is used to purify people, ceremonial and ritual space, and ceremonial tools and objects.There are different ceremonies and rituals that can be done. The burning of herbs or incense is a practice held sacred by many indigenous cultures. It is a ritual for cleansing, purifying and protecting the physical and spiritual bodies. The effect of the smoke is to banish negative energies. Many differing cultures and peoples have their own methods and herbal mixtures for this purpose. Smudging, done correctly, can bring physical, spiritual and emotional balance. The term Smudging originated in the Native American culture. Native American Indians use a variety of smudging mixtures. In olden times, the end of the smudge stick or braid was lit from the central or cooking fire. Not everyone views the practice of smudging in the same way and different herbs may be used for different purposes. ____________
A Smudged Window
A demented siren call to one's destruction. The sins of the parents bestowed upon their progeny. Of demon born and demon bred. Soullessly playing an angel's role. Phantom masquerades where none dare show a true visage. Darkened mirrors lining forgotten halls. Somber silence and shifting shadows. One's life poured recklessly amid the artists' paints. Crimson dreams and ebony stones. All for naught, a fire-walk across glass shards, proving nothing. Forget nothing.          
S.m.u. Faculty Complains About Bush Library
S.M.U. Faculty Complains About Bush Library 10 Jan 2007 Intimates of President [sic] Bush have singled out Southern Methodist University as the likely site of his presidential library [to house 'The Pet Goat'], but faculty members, complaining of being bypassed, are raising sharp questions about the school’s identification with his p_residency.
Smug Little Shit!!
The bloody great barsteward has dragged the bloody blanket, out of the bottom of the bed box, bringing half the bloody shavings out into the run! (The blankets supposed to help me clean the damn shavings out! Not him arghhh) Then he tipped his water bucket over and is lording it up in the middle of the bloody mess!! I'm going to throttle him!! I spent an hour this morning jeyes fluiding the entire run and pressure washing it, before I took him out, so it would have chance to dry and this is how he treats his lovely clean kennel Grrrrrr
Smuggler's Blues
There's trouble on the streets tonight, I can feel it in my bones I had a premonition, that he should not go alone I knew the gun was loaded, but I didn't think he'd kill Everything exploded and the blood began to spill So baby, here's your ticket, put the suitcase in your hand Here's a little money now, do it just the way we planned You be cool for twenty hours and I'll pay you twenty grand I'm sorry it went down like this, And someone had to lose, It's the nature of the business, It's the smuggler's blues Smuggler's blues The sailors and pilots, the soldiers and the law, The pay-offs and the rip-offs, and the things nobody saw No matter if it's heroin, cocaine, or hash, You've got to carry weapons 'cause you always carry cash There's lots of shady characters, lots of dirty deals Every name's an alias in case somebody squeals It's the lure of easy money, it's got a very strong appeal Perhaps you'd understand it better Standin' in my shoes It's the ultimate enticem
Smuggler Prosecution
My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that's a different story. We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler. The judge asked the court, "Who is making these allegations?" My boss stood up and proclaimed, "I am the alligator, your honor."
Smuggling...i Think Not
His face looked funnyAs he walked in the doorSo much tobacco packed in his assHe thought it couldn't hold anymore. He grunted and groanedAs he sat in the canTrying to crap it outHe felt like less of a man. The stuff he packedSlowly began to moveBut the mini bic moving slowlyTo him did not soothe. It flicked and it litAs it came to his rimCombined with the gasesIt was a quick end to him. The moral of this storyWhen you put flame next to gasMake sure you wrap itOr you'll burn your ass.
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Smurf And Turf
Why do the smurfs luagh when they frolic through the forest? Because the grass tickles thier balls!
ok i was busy cleaning and ran across a blue and red footprint on the wall of my kids room. now this kind of confused me my kids dont own paint and how the hell did that get here and how did my kids manage to get a footprint less then 6inches from the celing to boot? My kids take after me they are verry damn short even for thier age. So iam wracking my brain tring to figure this out to no avail finnaly i decide im gonna ask em. so i seprate the 2 ....(only way you can ever get a straight anserw out of twins bye the way is to remove them from each other while asking... if you dont it soon degrades into a he did he didnt i dont know ask him mess)so first i ask Rohnan this is my to smart for his own good and should grow up to bea polition cuz he can pretty much talk himself outa anything child. I ask him about this footprint on the wall ((now keep in mind iam not angry about this footprint i just want the mystry solved))) Rohnan gets this odd smile on his face and says smurfs then wont sa
A Smurfy Question Finally Answered
The Smurf Orgy It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have... you know... sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding yes! And why shouldn’t they? They’re people, too. What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too. Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite the weather-Smurf’s direst predictions. I guess good ol’ Mr. Sun is a voyeur. In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the village and warned all the Smurfs about AIDS. Pa
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hey all my good friend,s please go ckeck out this lounge this girl can realy sing show her some love
The Smurfs
k so while in the kitchen cleaning the ice cream out of my cleavage...i realised something why i dont like blueberries. and its simple. and strange all at the same time i dont like blueberries...because...if smurfs had genitalia...thats what they would look like...and theres no way im putting anything in my mouth that could have been removed from a little blue guy which also happens to explode in the mouth when bitten...the connotations of that are just...sometthing im not willing to think about further. i now return to my own retardination...which seems to be coming in bouts...which last longer n longer...but thats ok...cuz i dig it. and that is all
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Smurfette :p
if i was a SMuRF i'd b a combo of these 2!! LOL..
Smurf Bling!!!!!!!!!!!
ok think of me what you want...but given the fact that i am named after the cat from the smurfs....i think i should get a smurf bling now i dont care about bling as a rule but i think that i above all others should get one so PRETTY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! ps. 10,000 fu bucks to any one who stickys my bully of the same req
Smurfs Village
Smurfs - Smurfs The Smurf Village 1.Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the smurf List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... Something like i love smurfs or joining the smurf village . 2. When new people join the Smurf Village... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... 3.And Have Fun Starting with me Smurfette..Welcome to The Smurf Village ... Hot Lil Mama Rate This Folder And My co host ღHeart¡×OfLoveღ Come to me to be added she will do the tags for u Click the pic 2 Get Urs
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Smurf's Communist Leanings
The Smurfs Were Communists! By Dave Morgan Okay, I know it sounds crazy. I didn't believe it myself at first. Then I started thinking about it, and it starts getting scary. First of all, you must put aside all the media-programmed, propaganda-driven thoughts or irrational fears you might already have about communists. Forget all that big bad Russian stuff that the 80's taught us, that doesn't exist anymore. Think of communism as just a way of life, a social order, an economic standpoint, a lifestyle choice. Take all the visions of sickles and hammers and tanks out of your head for awhile, and then you will be able to see it clearly. First of all, the Smurfs shared everything. The food in the Smurf village was stored away in those mushrooms the minute it was harvested and then equally distributed to all the Smurfs throughout the year. No one "farmer Smurf" sold h
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You Scored 55% Correct You are a solid child of the 80s You'd never confuse Tiffany from Debbie And while you may not know Prince's first #1 hit You know every word to Little Red Corvette How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?
90's Music
Okay, I am not ashamed to admit it like many other people seem to be. I like 90's music--britney spears? Love her and her music to this day! Backstreet Boys? Way Hot! Hanson? They are awesome musicians, I have every single album, except the christmas one, and that's only because my puppy ate it a few years ago.. How I wish I had it intact once more! And the eighties? LOVE THAT DECADE! big hair was awesome, I am a lifelong Michael Jackson fan, and love madonna. Why some people cringe at things from past decades when there is similar things happening in today's trends is beyound me. This isn't an rebuttal to anyone, just an observation, in case you were wondering. And doesn't anyone else miss MTV the way it used to be? Before there were four or five of them, all playing reality shows? What happened to music videos??? I also love the sixties, and the seventies. Everything seems so orgianlly from then, through the eighties. Nowadays, if you hear a few opening beats from a song, you h
70s Music
I am putting together a photo show DVD and need to use music from the 70s. Here are the top 100 from 73-76. Amazing how many are still popular! What songs should I use? LOL Prob 10-12. 1973 # Over the Hills and Far Away - Led Zeppelin # You Can’t Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones # D'yer Mak'er - Led Zeppelin # Get Up, Stand Up - Bob Marley & The Wailers # No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper # Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple # Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper # Stir It Up - Bob Marley & The Wailers # Daniel - Elton John # Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce # China Grove - The Doobie Brothers # Rocky Mountain High - John Denver # I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers # You're So Vain - Carly Simon # Rambling Man - Allman Brothers Band # Mind Games - John Lennon # Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed # Cum on Feel the Noize - Slade # Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel # Love, Reign O'er Me - The Who # Bad, Bad Ler
80's Music Quiz Uk Edition
70's Music.....
Smut And Filthy Sex!!!
I just wanted to see how many views this got!
I met Jesus on a park bench in Cleveland he wore a yellow tutu and a monkey hat and I wore my favorite green t-shirt and blue jeans. "S'up," I said to him. "Nada, man. Nada," and he smiled. "Thanks, you know for everything" "Sure thing. You know I love you.: "back at ya."
A Smutt Story.....
I look deep into your blue eye's stairing into them with deep pashion as I reach out my hand n run my fingers through your blood red hair and taking my left hand n placing it on your hip pulling you close, leaning down kissing you softly on the lips running my right hand through your hair n down to the small of your back pulling you close against my waist, sliding my left hand from your waist to your arse and squeezing it it n pulling you up towards me, Kissing your lips mor passinatly and nipping them slightly running my hands up your shirt and across your bare back sliding my nails across it lightly but enough for you to feel them, moving my right hand to ya bra and undoing the claps then sliding it back down your back and slowly backing up n sliding your shirt off at the same time. I slide my fingers up your arms softly and slide your bra off as I do I run my fingers across the waist of your pants n slow undo them, then grabbing you and pulling you close against me kissing you
Smut Has Auto's
Smut For The Bar
Tease                   When I came to her place I noticed she had that look in her eyes, that way she moved her body when she came to the door, it all said something about the mood she was in. She was as horny as I’ve ever seen her without us already being in the bed maybe even more. I picked her up like I always had before and kissed her deeply she kissed back, but tonight was different I was going to have fun with her; I was going to make her really want it before I gave it to her. I carried her into the bedroom and laid her down gently as I’ve done before and started kissing her and striping off her clothes a peace at a time more slowly than usual. I kissed her body slowly as I took off her underwear she had on a very attractive pair tonight a pair she knew I liked; she really was in a mood tonight. I wanted it as much as she did but I wanted to tease her tonight. Once we were both naked I did something a little different instead of getting on top of her and entering
Her supple, naked flesh dimpled by clawlike fingers, she writhed in ecstasy, her every breath burning with white hot desire.    See? anyone can write this shit.  50 Shades of Grey my ass.
S&m Vs. Abuse
SM play differs from abuse in many of the same ways that a judo match differs from a mugging. Consider the differences: 1. SM play is always consensual (according to the definition of consent on Page 3*). Abuse is not. 2. SM players plan their activities to minimize the risks to one another’s physical and emotional well-being. Abusers do not. 3. SM play is negotiated and agreed to ahead of time. Abuse is not. 4. SM play can enhance the relationship between the players. Abuse cannot. 5. SM play can be done in the presence of supportive others -- even at parties given for this purpose. Abuse needs isolation and secrecy. 6. SM play has responsible, agreed-upon rules. Abuse lacks such rules. 7. SM play may be requested, and even eagerly desired, by the submissive. Nobody overtly asks for abuse -- although self-destructive people may sometimes attempt to provoke it. 8. SM is done for the consensual erotic pleasure and/or personal growth of both or all participants. Abu
S****** Greatest Weakness
Yep I have ran into the only man who I was hoping to not run into again. I was just on my feet and thinking that I didn't have to see him and I was over him. Till this weekend. He was introducing himself to everyone and then he walked up to me and asked my name....(asshole) and then I said its *****. He got that smile on his face and said *****, what. I told him my last name and he smiled so big. And said I know you...I just laughed and said you do. He was like what you don't know me and pulled me closer to him. I admitt part of me wanted to say I don't know who the fuck you are and let me go but the submissive in my was like grab me harder. Thats when Annon started to yell at him cause when he's around I don't listen to her I only listen to him. He just smiled at her and asked if it was true and I just lowered my head and said all that I could say yes. She then said Robin lets go. But he was already leading me away and I followed like I always do. She then yelled after us see...assho
S My Lover
Smy Stepsons Death
The Fort Wayne boys who died after being pulled from the St. Marys River have been identified by Allen County Coroner Dr. Jon Brandenberger. Kendal Dominick Lumpkin, 4, and Cody M. Mann, 9, were pronounced dead at 1:30 a.m. Monday at Parkview Hospital, according to a written statement from the coroner’s office issued Monday afternoon. The cause of death was listed as asphyxia because of drowning. The manner of death was listed as pending. The deaths remain under investigation by the Fort Wayne Police Department, the Indiana Department of Natural Resources, the coroner’s office and the Allen County prosecutor’s office, the statement said. Police, firefighters and state conservation officers were called to the 400 block of Fairwick Lane, at an apartment complex off Fairfield Avenue, about 7 p.m. Sunday. The boys' mother told police the boys had been playing outside when she noticed they were missing. She and a family member searched for the boys before calling police, but
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for anyone that wasnt on my old yahoo name if u would like it sb me or send me a message and we will see
...Im  just sitting here wasted!!
Snack Time (adult)
Ahh the things that happen when a couple of guys start feeling "in the mood" ..... Disclaimer: References to American Pie: The Wedding are made, I don't own the concept or the characters or the copyright.. however I do own my very own copy of the movie.. that's the extent of my owning... And as an additional warning... There is hinted Yaoi in here... So if you can't stand the idea of 2 men together then this chapter won't be for you... Though they are interesting to listen to when it comes to banter back and forth *smirk* Warned you in the beginning of this blog that bi-sexuality is a part of this series... That being said, enjoy the chapter... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snack Time “Of course… men are mostly hoping to join a pair of lesbians when they see them, so that may be at least one reason as to why...” Angel Brooks paused at the doorway, unsure if she wanted to enter with the possible topic of conversation. Against her better judgment, she entered anyway a
Snack Time
its time for a tasty snack and a tasty beverage i believe..
So, if you know me, which most of you don't that well, you'll know that I can't cook. I'm addicted to the microwave as much as I am sex. Most of my meals take anywhere from 5 minutes to 15 minutes to make - unless it just sits there in the oven. Well ever since we moved to North Bay, my husband has gotten on shift work - (4) 12 hour days and 4 days off, two days and two nights. He only works with 5 different men, so I decided to bake him some brownies to bring in. They loved the brownies and asked that I make cookies. So I made some chocolate chip cookies and I'm going to make some cupcakes next week for him, too. So, any other suggestions on what I can make that doesn't involve a whole lot of effort on my part? I don't mind making stuff, but things that take hours, well ... my patience is limited.
Snack Machine Note
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Snack Attack Is Ez
All new look, Same great taste 2,431 ALL FAST EZ RATES That is 141,ooo points for you Snack Attack Friday
The Snack Contest!
The Mission… I know there is not a baker, baker nor cabinet maker in the bunch of ya, however…I will challenge anyone to a snacky duel. A literal Horse-Duvy trot off… Bite size morsel mega face off… oh in laymen terms… File this under snack foods, hors d’oeuvres and appetizer parade. THIS IS A CONTEST …warning proceeding with caution may prove to be very wise I do not lose well. Rules: You may enter one entry for the contest. The entry must be less then 7 ingredients. It also must not take two university professors to complete. Easy right? Not so fast…I am in the contest too…I never loose. I know…I know 7 ingredients is tuff to do due to those special spiced up thing-a-mer-oos however this is a snack contest not dinner making. So no sending in a 55 ingredient puffball that takes 55 hours to complete…that is known as dinner. Entries will be taken anytime from today thru Monday. I will announce the winner, I will judge each entry to find the very best. I will also a
Snack Sword
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Snafu Says - Martingaling Fublackjack For Fun And Profit
SNAFu Says a Lot of Things... Today SNAFu Says...   Win @ FuBlackjack With the Oldest Trick in the Book The Martingale System isn't exactly the oldest trick in the book, but it's still pretty old. Long ago (about 300 years) and far away (in France... which is far unless you're from Europe, which SNAFu isn't) The Martingale Betting System was very popular. This had much to do with the fact that people were, as they continue to be, stupid. The idea behind a Martingale system is simple. When you're playing a betting game that pays you back whatever you bet (say Blackjack, or the Black/Red colors in Roulette, etc) if you double your bet every time you lose, eventually (when you win) you will have made up for all of your losses (in consecutive losing hands / spins / etc) and even profited the value of your original bet. If you start with a bet of $100 - for example - and lose... next time you bet $200... and then $400... and then $800... and then $1600... and then $3200... and then $64
Snafu Lounge - Cam Info & Rules
1. Obay all rules, we dont accept ignorance or behaving that doesnt fit by our policy 2. everyone has a own boundery so respect that 3. you dont need to be sfw and you dont need to be nsfw to be at cam 4. you have fun and what you do at cam is your own thing 5. never show kids at the cam, even when they are just running around DONT DO THAT 6. even when you are sfw: please dress like when you are going out at the club: dress to impress 7. the lounge is like a club: everytime when you go online and be there: you want to look good 8. looking good: you judge that by yourself, its not that we say do this and wear that but we want the best lounge and we want to have a stylish lounge, like real clubbing idea, so some behaving like that and dress like that: does everyone good, even yourself: you feel just better when you know you look stunning 9. be friendly and be respectfull 10. when you only want to see naked ppl at cam: this lounge is not about perving, is about having FUN, so sho
Snagit Made For Me By Xeromancer666
Snagged This From Miss Lissa
The flower said, "I wish I was a tree" The tree said, "I wish I could be A different kind of tree" The cat wished that it was a bee, The turtle wished that it could fly Really high into the sky, Over rooftops and then dive Deep into the sea. And in the sea there is a fish, A fish that has a secret wish, A wish to be a big cactus With a pink flower on it. And in the sea there is a fish, A fish that has a secret wish, A wish to be a big cactus With a pink flower on it. And the flower Would be its offering Of love to the desert. And the desert, So dry and lonely, That the creatures all Appreciate the effort. And the rattlesnake said, "I wish I had hands so I could hug you like a man." And then the cactus said, "Don't you understand, My skin is covered with sharp spikes That'll stab you like a thousand knives. A hug would be nice, But hug my flower with your eyes." The flower said, "I wish I was a tree" The tree said, "I wish I could be A different
Snail Pace
A snail is at the bottom of a well 30 feet deep. It crawls up 3 feet each day, but at night, it slips down 2 feet. How long does it take for the snail to crawl out the well?
Snails Speed
It amazes me how when you are asked to do something at work it is to be done yesteday. They want it to miraculously appear in their hands the second that they ask you to do it BUT when it comes to getting things done for you, that is another story. There are 50 million things that are more important than taking care of your issues. I have to complain about this simply because today is my 20th day of unpaid suspension. I have heard nothing about what they are going to do to me. I have emailed and called and still no answers. I am not saying that I am the most important thing on the agenda because I realize that I am not but in those 20 days, I think that I may have moved up the pile of "to-do" things. Of course, not only am I just a cog in the wheel but I am also a state employee so that just makes it worse. We also don't have contracts so they can pretty much do whatever they want to us. I am beginning to wonder how long they can legally drag this out without giving me some not
Snail Rating Lol
I have been reading all the mumms that discuss the new rating system and one I found interesting but what I think peeps don't realize is whether u like it or not FUBAR is like a GAME SITE and when you put a challenge up, people are going to try to defeat it just as u would a video game. (hence leveling). It's human nature for people to try to get to the end of the game and on here it's reaching that last level. So my comment on that bashing mumm to us pissed off was: Maybe Fubar should have made everyone an equal instead of having these levels. I also think had fubar pre-warned everyone in advance that they were going to make these changes, people would not have been as pissed off. I mean lets be real one second your rating pics at a fast pace and in comes the bomb with no warning. Most people thought their computers were messing up and doing everything to fix it but lo and behold it was Fubar changes with no warning. Maybe I don't know where to find it, but all other chat places have
Snake Pit Of Self
deep in this snake pit of you i find myself staring back at me all i hate, is a mirror to my soul reflecting my fears, my thoughts, my death... consuming my soul as a fire would consume a forrest. you take me away... but you are nothing more then me. nothing more then a shallow image of what i once was. a shell of sacrifice i laid down years ago... you are no longer a cool breeze on a summers day or a glass of water in the desert. you are now the weight that pins me down. never knowing when i will see you i close my eye's when i pass refelctions in fear that you might reappear, like today. but i see you. i look in your eye's. my eye's. i see the faults. the flaws. the fear. but now i see what i am supposed to see. my past is no more. my fears are far behind me. my flaws and faults are what define me. so as i lay here in this snake pit i find myself... not staring back at me...but i find myself within myself... and i am not afraid......
3000 Snakes Found In Home!!!
Over 3000 Snakes Found In Home A woman in Bangladesh was surprised when she found two cobras on her property. The woman then called a snake charmer, Dudu Miah, to capture the snakes. He discovered 3000 snakes and hundreds of eggs in the house. Local newspapers reported that altogether the snake charmer found 3500 snakes at two houses in Narayanganj, which is located near Dhaka. Many neighbours left their homes in fear of the cobras. The snakes were found after digging underneath the floor of the house. Miah will try to see if their are more snakes in the neigbourhood, but is unsure what he will do with them all.
Snake I Like It
You Were a Snake You have a primal energy that drives you to explore the mysteries of life. A nearly immortal soul, you'll live a very long life. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
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Snakes In My Head....
I'm back...sort of...and I hope I didn't offend anyone with my abrupt closing no offense was intended. I DID take some people off of my friends list, and off my family list and I DID get a CT divorce, but that had nothing to do with my fit I pitched. There are a handful, maybe not even that, that has ANY idea of the personal shit I'm going through at this moment. Personal, and just plain chaotic, as in BUYING, CLOSING and MOVING into my new home. Final closing on my home is Tueday and I can't frigging wait. Aruging with surveyors and roofers is challenging..let me tell ya. I may be blonde you fools...but I am NOT THAT BLONDE... Because of the major health problems I've been through the last 2 years, I have people around me thinking I'm absolutely incapable of making or doing things on my own....and while I love them for their concern and care, it's DRIVING ME BONKERS...I AM NOT HELPLESS. I have my good days and bad days...and I go with the flow. cancer may ret
Snake Eating A Kangaroo
The snake is a difficult dream symbol because it is so widely interpreted among various cultures. Interpretations run the gamut from blood-curdling fear to wisdom and peace. These options are determined by literary history and folklore from different cultures, as well as personal experience. In waking life, it is not uncommon to be afraid of snakes. For some people, this fear is disruptive and pathological, even to the point that a photo of a snake represents an oppressive threat. For these people, snake dreams are almost universally bad. If the dream includes someone who handles snakes, whoever tames the object of the fear is likely a source of wisdom and control in the dreamer's world, and may be a representation of some aspect of themselves or someone else they know. Among Asian and Native American cultures, the snake is a wisdom symbol. The idea of wisdom comes from the snake's ability to shed its skin and renew itself. If one dreams of snakes from this perspective, it is a dre
A Snake Is A Snake
One day there was a man walking down a road,when he happened upon a baby snake.The snake was injured and near death.The man picked up the snake and took it home,where he nursed it back to health.Almost twenty years went by.And during that time the man and the snake were always together.They were the best of friends.They shared and did everything together.One day while the man was about to feed the snake,the snake bit the man with no warning at all.The man now laying on the floor dying, said to the snake:"My old friend, for so many years we have been like brothers.When I found you you were near dead.I took you home and made you healthy,you meant everything to me.How is it that now after all this time you could bite me"At that moment the snake looked at the man and said simply.........."I'm a snake"
i killed a 4' 6" timber rattle snake today at work i was stepping with half a foot of it an didnt see it til it was alomst too late it had 1" fangs an 9 rattles an button
Snake For Sale
we have an albino bermise snake for sale abut 7ft long come with cage for sale for $500 if your interested call 910-339-1453
There are over 300 species of venomous snakes worldwide
so my son proceeded to come in with not one but two snakes and tell me "look what i found mom" as i turn my head right in frount of me are not one but two like i said snakes in my if my heart needed to be jumped for get the paddle things in hospital ....just have my son put snakes in my face.... now for the record i am not scared of snakes i have a boa and a python (if words are mispelled deal with it as my friend has tought me thanks samm...) but putting snakes in my face with out me knowing they are going to be there not cool.... headache is still going strong and i am fen sick of it by now........ just want to scream so anyway..blah blah blah chow~
Snakes 4 Sale
hey ya'll i didnt put this in mum but pepps get to butt hurt anyways i have 2 pythons for sale both a year old have a big ass cage with bedding food lights the whole shabang. all im asking is $300-250 obo just shoot me an email if ya might want em
Ok so yesterday I'm outside weed eating the grass around the house, I go to this downed tree in my yard, the winters here have been hard on the trees in my yard. I'm working away, all of a sudden I feel this stinging in my leg. I look down and see a snake pulling back from my leg, a Cooperhead no less!! I took the weed eater to its ass, I uselly dont kill snakes but this one had it coming. Bite my ass will it. So I run into the house grab my keys tell my son that I have to go to the ER, cause I got bite by a snake. I'm driving like a madman thru town not even bothering to stop at stop light, cause the only thing I'm thinking at this point is how long do I have before I die?? I get to the ER run thru the day and yell at the nurse that I just got bite by a snake. You want to get attention in an ER thats the way to do it! They take me back into a room where they inject me with the anti-vemon. Then they start sticking me with needles to take blood put and IV in the whole nine yards. Now I'
Snakes slither over her lithe body, Sweaty sleek form rithing in painful ecstasy. I want to to touch her, I want to hold her, I want to burn her snakes into my heart. I want to feel her pain.
Snake Eating Rabbit Caution: Nsfw
If you are weak to the stomach, do not watch. THIS IS NSFW!!!!!!! MY SNAKE EXERCISING ON THE TRAMPOLINEAdd to My Profile | More Videos Description: My snake Gollum eating a rabbit, (this is natural survival of a species and part of life) so if you are extremely weak where something like this might offend you, then please go away and DO NOT WATCH IT!______________________ _________________________ __________________ _________________________ _________________________ _________________ _________________________ _________________________ _________________ _________________________ _________________________ _________________ *AND FOR THOSE OF YOU IGNORANT ENOUGH TO COMPLAIN: This rabbit is NOT a pet and is a feeder purchased from a breeder licensed in the State of California for the survival of large reptiles. As some (like mine) will only eat what they kill (Hence PART OF NATURE). As NO snake in the history of the world naturally eats "road kill" (something found dead, like yo
->~FireFight...: my snake is not that long but it starts as a worm, and if you rub it, it becomes an anaconda ~FireFight...: my snakes are hawt ~FireFight...: yeah well i have a 10 foot 95lb boa if i can handl that the italian python would be a problem why?? ~FireFight...: lol ~FireFight...: whats that? ->~FireFight...: the italian python awaits ->~FireFight...: you like snakes but you know my stance
Snakes, Anyone?
Snakes, Anyone? Next time you have that feeling of butterflies in your stomach, think about this story. Yeter Yildirim, a 15 year old Turkish girl, had suffered from stomach pains for over five years. They were a constant torment to the girl. She had gone from a happy girl with lots of friends to a lonesome girl who suffered sever head aches and stomach pain. Her family was shunned by suspicious villagers in their little farming community. Eventually Yeter's family moved 80 miles away because they were being persecuted by the town. As her symptoms worsened, her family finally took her to a hospital. The doctors x-rayed her and went to talk to her parents. They matter-of-factly stated that there would be no problem removing the snakes from the young girls stomach. "What snakes??" asked her shocked parents. The x-rays showed three snakes living in the girl's stomach, water snakes that she had apparently swallowed as eggs while drinking from a stream. They hatched and lived there
Snake Eyes Radio
Okay everyone, there is a new lounge out there called Snake Eyes Radio. It is with all the djs from Spitfire and that is where some of the members of Spitfire has gone. It has the same music and even better music that you probably don't find in any other lounge. The DJ's Do take requests no matter what kind of music it is and the place is the best place to be...We would really like it if you would come and join and hang out with us. Some of the DJ's in there are: DJ Thump, DJ Klyde, DJ Rev (he is the one that created and owns Snake eyes Radio) DJ Lady C and much much more...If you are looking for a good time, want to meet new friends, Awesome Music and Friendly people then SNAKE EYES RADIO is the place for you. Please come in and become a member..and if you do then we will all say to you WC 4 LIFE cause once you join, we wouldn't want you to leave us...
Snake Eyes Schedual,
Snakes On A Plane
Another one I should have done awhile ago... Now this film...for what it was...was not to bad actually. I was pleasantly surprised at the film being something that I enjoyed. Obviously Samuel L did a great job...I don't think he's ever been in a movie that I didn't like at least a little bit...But it was entertaining and suspenseful. The idea was completely original and when you stop to think about it and put your self in that position it is quite terrifying. So for what it is worth...I did like the film.
Snake Eyes Radio!
*sighs* I have stayed away. i have been quietly supportive. promoted , etc even without being there. I have stayed away from what i belive to be the best Lounge on fubar for 1 reason! KEVIN. I knew he had been through enough drama, bullshit , lies etc . And I didnt want to see a great loung get brought down by bullshit. I think SER is amazing the best music best Dj's etc . But the drama will never stop if you are educated, beautiful, wealthy or otherwise popular. Its sad that such a fun site is always twisted. I really evealuated my actions, I admit in the past i may have provoked some conflict myself. but, out of respect for everyone at SER i was just laying low. I genuinely cared for a few people associated and wanted to see the Lounge more successful. nI even linked there player to both my private web sites . However as I was begged the past 2 weeks to come back, Lucky asked me again today. i did and no sooner then i emoted him did Skitz eject me . I then recieved a email,
just got a new baby my lil eastern moutain king snake jake and hes cool as shit and i am looking for anyone that has a king snake so if i need to ask a few questions you can reach me here thanks for all ur help....
The Snake Tribe/ Cherokee Legend
The generic name for snakes is indädû'. They are all regarded as anida'wehï, "supernaturals," having an intimate connection with the rain and thunder gods, and possessing a certain influence over the other animal and plant tribes. It is said that the snakes, the deer, and the ginseng act as allies, so that an injury to one is avenged by all. The feeling toward snakes is one of mingled fear and reverence, and every precaution is taken to avoid killing or offending one, especially the rattlesnake. He who kills a snake. will soon see others; and should he kill a second one, so many will come around him whichever way he may turn that he will become dazed at the sight of their glistening eyes and darting tongues and will go wandering about like a crazy man, unable to find his way out of the woods. To guard against this misfortune there are certain prayers which the initiated say in order that a snake may not cross their path, and on meeting the first one of the season the hunter humbly begs
12/14/07 - Snakes
When avoiding be bite by snakes (back-stabbing people), I is better to live with a snake in the grass that you know how it acts and where it goes.... Instead of killing it and having to deal with a new snake you know nothing about..... Sometime the old snake keep the others snakes away! Balance in all things
The snake is a difficult dream symbol because it is so widely interpreted among various cultures. Interpretations run the gamut from blood-curdling fear to wisdom and peace. These options are determined by literary history and folklore from different cultures, as well as personal experience. In waking life, it is not uncommon to be afraid of snakes. For some people, this fear is disruptive and pathological, even to the point that a photo of a snake represents an oppressive threat. For these people, snake dreams are almost universally bad. If the dream includes someone who handles snakes, whoever tames the object of the fear is likely a source of wisdom and control in the dreamer's world, and may be a representation of some aspect of themselves or someone else they know. Among Asian and Native American cultures, the snake is a wisdom symbol. The idea of wisdom comes from the snake's ability to shed its skin and renew itself. If one dreams of snakes from this perspective, it is a dre
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The Snake Bite Tour Please see Schedule Below Off Site Feb 1 2008 - 5Pm - 8 Pm Central - FUBAR Feb 2 2008 - 5Pm - 8 Pm Central - Dysfunction Junction Feb 3 2008 - 5Pm - 8 Pm Central - Club Erotic Feb 4 2008 - 5Pm - 8 Pm Central - Spirits Den Feb 5 2008 - 5Pm - 8 Pm Central - Club Twisted Feb 6 2008 - 5Pm - 8 Pm Central - Club Erotic Feb 7 2008 - 5PM - 8 Pm Central - Rebel Lounge Feb 8 2008 - 5PM - 8 Pm Central - Not Your Average Lounge This gives us Time to prepare for the indivdual Lounge or site music taste and to schedule DJ's To handle each event. Contact KrazyChick for Request, Playlist for your event or other info. ~*~Krazychick~Owner Club Erotic~SBR Promo Mgr~RLGF & FuEngaged to DJ Bartab~*~@ fubar
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Snake Bite Radio Happenings
We are in the process of working on allot of things, Being we are just in the beginnings things have just about overwhelmed us in getting things prepared like the website, DJ's, New Reliable management, switching between Live and Auto DJ's so everyone can update their play list. Allot of stuff that should have been some in the beginnings of SBRadio and the Viper Pit Days. To clarify rumors there will be NO snake bite radio lounge on FUBAR, It creates a conflict of interest as we found out in the old Viper Pit and Short Bus Lounges, Although SBRadio will be a part of the "Paddy Wagon" a spin off of the Short Bus Tour originating from the mind of Jokers Wild himself. the sponsor and home Lounge for the "Paddy Wagon Tour" will be The Block Lounge. Lot's of stuff in the works so be patient and watch us evolve. Management at this time for the Radio Station is Jokers Wild - Owner Aimee - Owner KrazyChick - Snake Bite Radio Promoter DJ's Jokers Wild Aimee K
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Snakes, India, And A Doggy Doing The Heimlich
Good Morning. Well now I can remember the girls having to have a teddy bear or some sort of stuffed animal to take to bed but these villagers in Calcutta, India, are just a bit weird. "We sleep with the snakes (meaning cobras), we eat with the snakes, we live with the snakes (but) we are not scared," said a 14-year-old girl in a village near Calcutta, India, to a Wall Street Journal reporter in November. Said a village leader, "Whenever I lie down in my bed, a cobra will just slide on top of me, without hurting me." In fact, more than 3,000 cobras live in one hamlet, mostly in peace, with few bite victims (though a cobra bite is often fatal because villagers initially trust the gods and spirit doctors to treat them). Cobras are so revered in the village that cobra bites are usually described as attacks by vipers or by "nonresident" cobras, based on a belief that local cobras are incapable of evil. [Wall Street Journal, 11-26-07] Sort of explains the mis-communication we often face when
Snake Eats Family Dog As Kids Watch
BRISBANE, Australia (AP) -- A 16-foot python stalked a family dog for days before swallowing the pet whole in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics, animal experts said Wednesday. The boy and girl, aged 5 and 7, watched as the scrub python devoured their silky terrier-Chihuahua crossbreed Monday at their home near Kuranda in Queensland state. Stuart Douglas, owner of the Australian Venom Zoo in Kuranda, said scrub pythons typically eat wild animals such as wallabies, a smaller relative of the kangaroo, but sometimes turn to pets in urban areas. "It actively stalked the dog for a number of days," Douglas said. "The family that owned the dog had actually seen it in the dog's bed, which was a sign it was out to get it," he added. "They should have called me then, but (the snake) got away and three or four days later, I was called and went around and removed it" after the dog had been killed, Douglas said. By the time Douglas arrived, all that could be see
The Snake
Snakes are romantic and charming. They are deep thinkers and always mysterious. Snakes are graceful and soft spoken. They love a good book and appreciate all of the arts. They lean towards all of the finer things in life. Snakes trust themselves above all others and are seldom wrong; but behind a sophisticated front,Snakes are very superstitious! Snakes are good with money and don't have to worry about finances. Somehow, when money is needed, it appears. In spite of their good luck with money, Snakes should never gamble. They could suffer big losses if they did, but Snakes learn fast. Once they have made a mistake,they never repeat it. They also never forgive you if you break a promise. By nature they are skeptical beings but keep their suspicions to themselves. They are very private and not concerned with the business of others. Idle gossip is not for them. Snakes can be possessive in their relationships with others.They are passionate but jealous lovers. You can never tell ho
Snake Bite Radio Lounge!!!!!!
Click Slash to enter the lounge! Come check out the all new Snake Bite Radio Lounge. Wanna hear some great tunes then come listen to the station that has the ballz to rock your wallz! (Anything else is just a cheap imitation!) Saturday mornings we have the funniest Dj's with Chaos in the morning! Grab your coffee and your toilet because Chaos in the Morning will have you spitting out your coffee so protect your monitor and get ready for Snake Bite Radio! bulletin is brought to you by: Jokers Wild® ~ Co Owner of SBRadio @ fubar ♫ ♪DJ Aimee ♫ ♪ - Co Owner of §BRadio @ fubar
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Snake Bite Radio Family - Sbradio Family
If you wish to take the picture and place it on your page or Primary photo or just place in your album, Feel free to use it. April 22 5:00 AM CST - April 23 5:00 Am CST will be Snake Bite Radio's Family Day we will be partying 24 Hrs in the Snake Bite Radio Lounge. Will need Promoters to link like crazy to the lounge. Greeters to welcome people into the lounge Please let me know if you are interested lets have another Good day Rockin the sh*t out of FUBAR!!
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Forgive me... I closed the window and you don't get the beginning conversation... but you get the just of it. dirkd255 appears to be offline and will receive your messages after signing in. You can also send a message to dirkd255's mobile device. Send an SMS Message (Ctrl+T) You currently appear offline to dirkd255. dirkd255: ummm dirkd255: guess what dirkd255: its no secret to me you have tried to hit and get with every single girl i have ever talked to on here dirkd255: when i was helping you with YOUR lounge dirkd255: youd been hitting on and talkin shit to RBK in WI dirkd255: but no i never said anything dirkd255: even though she would tell me everything dirkd255: fool dirkd255: and your mods wasnt takin casue i dont like you i use to like you they were takin casue you dont do a goddam thing in the lounge and hradly show up dirkd255: is this what thats about a pissing match casue i took your mods ~DJ Nihilist~: I could give a fuck about mod rights... dirkd25
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Snake/Serpent's Wisdom Includes: Messanger of the Rainbow Serpent Elusiveness Manipulates lightning Transmutation Exploration of the mysteries of life Primitive or elemental energy Protection from religious persecution Goddess energy Psychic energy Creative power Immortality Connection to or forms the magic cord by which the shaman travels to the soul world
Snake Bites
Last night I dreamed that I was being attacked by a snake. Anyone who knows me knows I'm frightened to pieces by snakes, and therefore would understand that such a dream would be more of a nightmare. My mother once told me that I woke up screaming about snakes attacking me when I was about 5 or 6, but I don't recall that dream at all. I have been scared of snakes ever since. I digress. I don't really remember much of the dream, or what was going on around me at the time, but I do clearly recall that the snake bit me on my left foot, after which that foot began to swell up until it looked nothing like how it should. After I woke up this morning, I was putting lotion on my feet, and there, on my left foot, were two red marks, in the exact place I had dreamed I had been bit!!! I examined them to be sure they weren't spider, or heaven forbid, flea bites, but they are most definitely not. They aren't raised up or itchy. They're just there. Could be one of the weirdest thin
Snake Eyes Radio Valentines Day Staff Auction! Come Get Some!
Click The Pic Above To Go Where The Action Is! The Auction Will Begin @ 12 Midnight Saturday, Feb. 13th. Bids are excepted until 9pm futime, Saturday, Feb. 14th. ****All Bidders Need To Pay A 15k Fubuck Entrance Fee To Participate. ( this applies to each person you bid on ) Just Go To The SER Home Page And Click The Fu-Pal Button****
Snakes slither over her lithe body, Sweaty sleek form rithing in painful ecstasy. I want to to touch her, I want to hold her, I want to burn her snakes into my heart. I want to feel her pain.
Snakes Can Fly, Snakes Can Fuck
Can Snakes Fly? There are five different species of "flying" snakes. These venomous, tree-dwelling snakes are found in Sri Lanka and Southeast Asia. They hang from a high branch and swing themselves into the air. They then flatten their bodies by widening their many ribs and use side-to-side, S-shaped motions to keep themselves in the air. These snakes cannot fly upward but can glide for a good distance.   Snake Sex One might think having no limbs would put a damper on the love life, but not for snakes. When a female snake is ready to mate, she begins to release a special scent (pheromones) from skin glands on her back. As she goes about her daily routine, she leaves an odor trail as she pushes off resistance points on the ground . If a sexually mature male catches her scent, he will follow her trail until he finds her. The male snake begins to court the female by bumping his chin on the back of her head and crawling over her. When she is willing, she raises her tail. At that po
Personality Occupying the 6th position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Snake symbolizes such character traits as intelligence, gracefulness and materialism. When it comes to decision-making, Snakes are extremely analytical and as a result, they don’t jump into situations. They are effective at getting the things they want, even if it means they have to scheme and plot along the way.   Snakes are very materialistic creatures, preferring to surround themselves with the finest that life has to offer. This is especially evident in the home, where luxurious furnishings and surroundings help Snakes seek the peace they need in order to thrive. Health Snakes prefer living a life of calmness, preferring quietness over noise and a manageable workload rather than a schedule that’s overly-booked. Snakes become easily stressed when their lives aren’t peaceful or in order. Too much of this way of life can shorten a snake’s life! Career Snakes do work very hard, but they hav
Snake Eyes Radio Promotion Contest > Tell Them Insanepatient Sent You
  Snake Eyes Radio is proud to be going all out and offering prizes to both Staff AND Lounge Members in this promotional contest.   Prizes will include: 1st Place: Happy Hour with full benefits (including the fubar percent of points awarded as well as a free cherry bomb)   2nd Place: Auto 11's or Cherry Bomb 3rd Place: 12 Credit Bling Pack or 3 Day Blast 4th Place: 3 credits worth of Bling 5th Place: 1 credit worth of Bling   **All winners will also be welcome to join the Snake Eyes Radio promotions team at the end of the contest**     Contest Rules:   The contest is easy, just get your friends, fans, family, and other fubar-ians to come into Snake Eyes Radio and join our family. The contest will begin at 9:49pm EST on Monday, November 16, 2009 and will end at 10:00pm EST on Saturday, November 21, 2009. Contest is open to any Snake Eyes Radio Staff, as well as any lounge member wishing to participate, with the exception of SER Owners and Managers. In order for a N
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Hi there it has been a good while sence my last blog and this 1 here is because I posted a pic of my newest set of snakes my ball pythons, I have and collect snakes because there cool and a diffrent pets the real funny thing is to find out how many pussy macho men are in the worl when they scared of a small snake but they can have a big stupid dog or beat his g/f and or wife a kids huh wow that realy makes him a man huh. I am realy tired of people putting me down about my snakes, I have been totaly alone sence 2006 because of my choice of pets and even worse of a excuse I have even heard from people on here is my looks up close I know im not 100% gorgeous or handsome I am 38 geeze what you expect you don't like my choice of pets then don't come on to my page and leave me nasty comments about them I don't ever put down 1 person at all on this site and I have realy met some hard assholes on here and some pain in the butt women too and still I dont treat no 1 bad all. I collect and have
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Snake Eyes - Check It And Dig It!
Blinded by the devious words of a snake..I think I've made my worst mistake..Given trust and Broken faith..Do they know whats at stake...Tore my walls to see whats beneith..Did you find what you seek...Whispered sweet nothings.. To enchant my mind..To seek refuge in my heart..While I was ridden so blind. It was only a matter of time..Before the truth would be shown.Now your cover is blown. The snake has appeared.Gleaming from ear to ear...His prey he has in sight..Prepare for a fight...
Blinded by the devious words of a snake..I think I've made my worst mistake..Given trust and Broken faith..Do they know whats at stake...Tore my walls to see whats beneith..Did you find what you seek...Whispered sweet nothings.. To enchant my mind..To seek refuge in my heart..While I was ridden so blind. It was only a matter of time..Before the truth would be shown.Now your cover is blown. The snake has appeared.Gleaming from ear to ear...His prey he has in sight..Prepare for a fight...
The Snake....
Blinded by the devious words of a snake..I think I've made my worst mistake..Given trust and Broken faith..Do they know whats at stake...Tore my walls to see whats beneith..Did you find what you seek...Whispered sweet nothings.. To enchant my mind..To seek refuge in my heart..While I was ridden so blind. It was only a matter of time..Before the truth would be shown.Now your cover is blown. The snake has appeared.Gleaming from ear to ear...His prey he has in sight..Prepare for a fight...
50/s Name.
Your 1950s Name is: Charlene Vivian i like trixie better. =
Snap Judgment
I wrote this back in '06 when I was a little bigger, had hair down to the middle of my back, a goatee that was 8 inches long.. both hair and goat were board straight... when I had my shirt off people would see all of my tattoos and from a single look, assume that I was a bad person. I wrote this because of that. Snap Judgment 6'5", 245. long hair, long goatee one look, snap judgment you think you know me you think "trouble", "fighter"..... monster look away, walk away, keep away you'd think different if you took the time but you don't take the time one look, snap judgment, closed mind spiraling down, the world cries opportunity lost
Snappy Comebacks
Snappy Comebacks Snappy Comeback #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." Snappy Comeback #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Snappy Comeback #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Snappy Comeback #4 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridg
Snapper Ragu With Tomatoes And Olives
Preparation Time: 10 minutes Cooking Time: 25 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients 1 Tbsp. olive oil 1-1/2 lbs. skinless snapper fillets, or cod, cut into 1 inch cubes 1/3 cup all purpose flour 2 tsps. tarragon, or 2 Tbs. fresh 1-1/2 cups Italian style peeled tomatoes, drained and chopped 1 tsp. orange zest, minced 1 cup dry white wine or fish stock 1/2 cup green olives, pitted 2 Tbsps. parsley, minced Instructions Heat oil in a heavy nonstick skillet over medium high heat. Lightly dust fish cubes with flour. Shake off excess and sauté 3-4 minutes, stirring occasionally, until golden. Transfer to a platter and set aside. Stir tarragon, tomatoes, orange zest, and wine into same skillet. Reduce heat to low. Cover and simmer 20-25 minutes. If stew becomes too thick, add a little water. Return fish to skillet. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Simmer 2 minutes. Stir in olives, sprinkle with parsley and serve.
I just set up a Snapvine account. Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage Would you like to leave me a voice message?
Snapple Should Win .. Lets Help Her Out
Ok Ya'll.. Snapples in a Contest for Cutest Pet .. And We all know she deserves to win I mean just look at that face . how could you NOT vote for her .. So.. Lets all go to Hello Happy Kinky Country girls' page and Vote for Snapple ..Come on .. Its a couple of clicks away .. You all can do it !!! Gooooo Snapple
"snap Yo Blood" Remix!!!!!
NEW DJ Sam House MIX Snap yo fingas vs. One Blood!!!!! check it out on my profile...
Snapple Fact's Of The Day
Real fact #180 the fiirst vcr was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano Rael fact #173 chinese is the most spoken language in the world Real fact #110 frog's never drink Real fact #327 chewing gum was invented in new york city in 1870 by thomas adams
Send me a voice comment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7800 and enter *2468777. If you get one too, I'll reply.
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The wind in the willows softly blows your laughter across my mind. The faint rustling sounds are reminiscent of the joyful times, we had. The snap-shots of you, flutter through my mind, making me fall behind. The pictures come to me showing secrets, So I could see. Showing things that I do not want to believe. I see the way you died, without me by your side. All I have left is frozen snap-shots, slamming my mind. Time after Time.
Send me a voice comment. It's FREE! Just call 1-641-985-7800 and enter *3233216. If you get one too, I'll reply.
Snap What?
Well, now I've gone and done it. I've got a voice comments thing. This should be fun...
Hey all just wanted to show all my good friends some love this mornin! hope ya all are doing well.. this new message thing is pretty cool.. ya all should check it out and get one!! LOVE YOU ALL.
Snapevine Leave A Msg
I just got Snapvine! It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7878 and enter *4544431. And, if you get one too, I'll reply.
A Snap Shot Of Two Weeks Ago
Things here are OK, except I was violated on the employee shuttle bus to the airport. The bus is small and was full and I didn't get a seat. Something is constantly bumping and rubbing up my ass. The bus has no shocks so everything tends to bounce. I'm a little hung over and its 5am so not really with it yet. I move and it still bumps and rubs. towards the end I move sideways and the next time he touchs my ass I bump back with me leg. I didnt do it hard enough because then he starts hiting on me. "the bumpy ride feels good in the morning dosnt it" my eyes narrow and in my head I'm punching him. " No. it dosnt" I say. I guess I should feel flattered and I am but chat me up before you try and penetrate me. He went on trying to hit on me and for some reason I forgot I that I could be rude. I dont know why I gave him my name( no number). I know many people like having there ass handled, played with, tossed, fingered and banged but it dosnt really do much for me. I lov
Snapvine Voicemail
I've seen the snapvine voicemail/players all over the place. I never tried it until now. I will be posting it on a few different sites, not just here. But it is on my CT profile if you'd like to leave me a message. Please keep the messages CLEAN - thanks :P LOL
Hey all, on my page.. I have a snapvine. Turn my music on pause and listen to my voice :) its hella hot to go along with my look haha.. but yea.. call the number up and leave me some love.. wanna know what yall are up to ♥ Chrissy
The Snap Out Part 2
Well if you have read part one of the snap out it is time for part 2...My snap out is about Carla...Aka...Pain Is My Passion...Well Little Ms. Carla..Im gonna bust your fucking bubble today and it's fine come on fire back with something...You are nothing more than a lazy lieing cheating whore...Dj Tigg...Shawn...while you was with Letstat...I mean come on trick..You did nothing but lie and steal from people who put a roof over your head...showed you love and tried to be your friend...oh i have been a paramedic for 12 yrs...i have my lpn license...Excuse me but you don't know shit...All you have is your cna lisence which a fucking monkey could obtain...using someone elses backround to get a man...why did you think no one who find out who you really are...Did you think everyone who be your friend if you lied about who you are...sorry no they won't..and i hope everyone reads this blog because then everyone will find out how much of a fucking fake you are...Hell they will even find out how
Snapshot Of Love
Staring at our photograph Twinkling love in our eyes We were young and innocent Always drying tears I cried Promising to care for me Wrapped in your strong embrace Knowing we'd stay this way forever No one could ever take your place Here I sit, trying to carry on Missing my life without you Days drag on forever now Being alone is hard to do Life is nothing like I thought Taking your picture from the wall Pressing it tightly to my chest Our happy times I recall Our photo is getting older now Yet love in my heart still feels new Though you're somewhere else I'm still here alone loving you The time will soon be coming When we are together once again Two young people still in love No way to seperate us then
Snapvine..... Come Leave Some Luv
Yes, I have finally got up enough balls to post my snapvine on So why not come leave some comments.... Kisses & Much Love! Note you are now able to hear my voice to those that don't know what SNAPVINE is......(Tee Hee)...
Snappy Come Backs For Women
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under the rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do Not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized!" Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman: "You mean you've got both a donk
Hey Everyone... I have re-added a Snapvine voice comment thing on my page.. I am asking you to stop by my page and leave me a voice comment... I will return the favor... Hugs and Loves Cassandra
Snapvine-voice Blog Plus Other Stuff
I now have a Voice blog now on, I am not much of the blog type, but you never know what i might decide to put in there. You are free to read all the blog entries that i put in there. Call 256-262-1056 its a free call! ALSO: I have a Snapvine account, 641-715-0100 after the tone dial in the temporary number, and leave a voice comment. Last but not least i have a new social site that is about few weeks old now, not fully established it is on check me out
Snapvine: Leave Me Some Holiday Love Please!!!!!
Snap, Crackle, Pop
Ah, there's nothing like being all bundled up in front of a warm, roaring fire on a chilly winter's day. Of course, when that fire is raging beneath your desk due to an overloaded electrical board, it loses much of its charm. Yup, this morning I got to battle an electrical fire underneath my desk. There I was, searching the internet for jobs, space heater keeping my tootsies all warm, when I hear a series of loud pops. This is followed by some pretty high level pain and the immediate shutdown of all my computer equipment. I pull my feet out from under the desk and my nice, thick, warm Carhart socks are on fire. No joke. In retrospect, I was extremely fortunate. This could have happened yesterday as I was out running errands. This could have happened in the middle of the night as we lay in our beds. This could have gone on unchecked and left us homeless as well as unemployed. The resultant power surges could have destroyed all of my computer equipment. None of that hap
Ah, i think i should rerecord my voice intro with an enormous russian accent. I think my voice scared people off...again...
Snapvine Me!
Snapvine Bitches
Snapvine? Guestbook?
I have Both!!! So you should sign My guest book and leave me a Snapvine Message!! I'll do yours in return as soon as I get a chance, But for now I'm sad that I only have 5 snapvine messages :( Please lol see I was polite even lol oh and yes I'm bored :P
Snapvine Voice Comment
Im bored; who wants a snapvine message? God, I need sleep :(

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