A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
> > when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador
> > retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
> >
> > The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the
> > dog is
> > allowed on the plane.
> >
> > The second man explained that he is a Drug Enforcement Agent and that
> > the dog is a "Sniffing dog"
> >
> > .
> >
> > "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you
> > once we
> > get airborne, when I put him to work."
> >
> > The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent
> > says: "Watch
> > this."
> >
> > He tells Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along
> > the aisle,
> > and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several
> > seconds.
> > Sniffer returns to its seat and puts one paw on the Agent's arm.
> >
> >
> >
> > The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: "That
> > woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat
> > number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
> >
> > "That's brilliant" replies the first man.
> >
> > Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
> >
> > The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds,
> > returnsto its seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the
> > agent's arm.
> >
> > The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm
> > making a
> > note of his seat number for the police."
> >
> > "I like it!" says his seat mate.
> >
> > The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.
> >
> > Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat
> > down for a
> > moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle
> > seat and proceeded to defecate all over the place.
> >
> > The first man is really upset by this foul behavior and can't
> > work out
> > why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent
> >
> > "What's going on?"
> >
> > The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
