One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he
> > tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop, right on his twitchy
> > little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean
> > to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see. "
> >
> > "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was
> > my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't
> > see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
> >
> > "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've
> > never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
> >
> > So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft,
> > and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and
> > a dear twitchy little nose You must be a bunny rabbit!"
> >
> > The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind
> > of animal are you?"
> >
> > The snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine
> > him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind
> > of an animal am I?"
> >
> > The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're soft,
> > you're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls...You must
> > be a Democrat.
