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Smack That
[Akon:] Shady Konvict Upfront Akon Slim Shady I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae-bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2X)] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh! Upfront style ready to attack now pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Konvicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I'm gonna call her, then I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping, I can see you from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tae-bo and possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2x)]

Smack That
Shady Konvict Upfront Akon Slim Shady I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2X)] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh! Upfront style ready to attack now pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Konvicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2x)] [Eminem:] Ooh...Looks like another club

The Smack-down
For those who might be curious as to how I handled the situation in my last blog, I have decided to post my reply to her. I would like to give thanks to Lynne, Amanda, Amber and Azrina (damn, that's a lot of A's, lol!) for their helpful inspiration, advice, and choice words. The previously mentioned ignorant woman has also been deleted and blocked as has her phone number been removed from my cell. Whether or not she ever knew it was me, I'll never know, but then, I really don't give a damn. lol! ------------------------- It was very immature and rude of you to respond to me in that manner. Asking "why" doesn't mean that I'm being negative, but curious about your choice. An intelligent adult would know the difference between negativity and curiousity. Which is why I clarified this in my original post. You were simply waiting for someone - no, make that anyone - to inquire, so that you could prove to the world what a bad-ass you are. When in truth all you proved is that you

Smack That Lyrics -by Akon
Song title: Smack That (Remix) LYRICS Artist: Smack That (Remix) Performed by Akon (feat. Bobby Creekwater, Stat Quo) [Akon] Shady, Konvict, Upfront... [Chorus: Akon] I feel you creepin I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gulatto Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae-Bo And possibly bend ya over Look back and watch me smack that, all on the floor Smack that, give me some more Smack that, 'til you get sore Smack that, oh-ohhh-oh-ohh Smack that, all on the floor Smack that, give me some more Smack that, 'til you get sore Smack that, oh-ohhh-oh-ohh [Akon] Shorty if you wanna ride you can ride on me We can bump heads and collide on me Want beef, damn right can rely on me To bring that Campbell like Naomi Just pull that girl and take it on easy Lookin all oiled up and all greasy Bout that time you stop that teasin Way that you drop done got me here cheesin What's funny is that you takin all my money for real I r

Smack!
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS, SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST & MAKE SURE I GET IT BACK.... :]

S-m-a-c-k !!!!
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST

S~m~a~c~k
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS, SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST & MAKE SURE I GET IT BACK

Smack
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS, SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST & MAKE SURE I GET IT BACK

Smackdown 6/29/07
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S-m-a-c-k !!!!
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE VERY BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS, SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST & MAKE SURE I GET IT BACK

S-m-a-c-k !!!
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE VERY BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS, SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST & MAKE SURE I GET IT BACK

Smack My Ass
Just a bite on my nipple Or a smack on my ass. A pinch on my clit And a smack on my ass. When you pull my hair And thrust your cock if you dare And smack my ass. MMM, the excitement stirs Deep within me. Now those clamps You attach so tight To the best spots Oh what a delight As I begin to ride It’s not long before I find the cure For what I have longed for And now feel empty when you are not near You bring me to pure ecstasy So content So wet So wonderful Don’t want it to end Laying in each others arms. You smack my ass again.

Smack That - Akon
[Akon:] Shady Convict Upfront Akon Slim Shady I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2X):] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh! Upfront style ready to attack now Pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Convicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo And possibly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2x)] [Eminem:] Ooh...Looks like a

Smack
From Alpha_Justin Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his a$$ again!'

Smack His Ass
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked th e shit out of him... Like his mother used to do.

Smack That Is Right!! Made By Her World
HEY...i know it seems like everyone is asking for something and be honest..most of us are.. BUT this friend of mine...has never asked me for anything...and has always been there to help me out i think its time she get some MAJOR fu lovin! 118 to Fu Queen she has barely over 400 pix.... and like 200 stash... thats not even 700 rates to help a VERY sweet girl! Please help all you can she has a Goal and that is to get herself in spotlight... to get there she is holding a bling/vip auction and there is an AUTO 11 bling in there ** * some of her friends have gotton together and are willing to salute you an

Smack Alice~~local Youngstown Band Rocks!!
Local Youngstown band, and personal friends...ROCK!! COME CHECK OUT STEVES PAGE http://www.fubar.com/user/1550215...OR GO TO www.myspace.com/smackalicenow AND ADD HIM AS A FRIEND!!! Lead Me To Hope

Smack
If my boss doesn't stop jingling his keys, I swear I'm gonna go into his office and smack him! Heaven forbid someone else does it. He's the first one to bitch. But he's on the phone, blah, blah, blahing rattling his keys in his hand annoying the hell out of me and I'm sure the person he's talking to. Side note....car repair damage equals $568. OY!

S Made A 5-foot Birdie Putt On The Par-5 18th After Hitting His Second Shot Into A Greenside
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. -- Taking advantage of perfect conditions and a relaxed pairing with close friend Fred Couples, Jay Haas matched the Champions Tour record with a 10-under 60 to open a five-stroke lead Friday in the Charles Schwab Cup Championship. The 58-year-old Haas made a 5-foot birdie putt on the par-5 18th after hitting his second shot into a greenside bunker and leaving his eagle blast short. "It was just a very magical day for me," Haas said. "I had a great pairing. I love playing with Freddie. ... It was a wonderful day. One of those that you dont want to end." Haas became the eighth player in the history of the 50-and-over tour to shoot 60, and the first since Nick Price last year in the Toshiba Classic. "I cant remember another time that Ive had a chance to shoot a 59," Haas said. "I was thinking about it without question. I hit a decent bunker shot. It stopped a little quicker for me than I thought." Haas also broke the course record on Desert Mountains Cochise layout, clo

Small Victory By Faith No More
This is a song i have liked for a long time, tells you how the underdog feels when they bet the favored ones. A hierarhcy Spread out on the nightstand The spirit of team Salvation is another chance A sore loser Yelling with my mouth shut A cracking portrait The fondling of trophies The null of losing Can you afford that luxury? A sore winner But I'll just keep my mouth shut It shouldn't bother me But it does The small victories The cankers and medallions The little nothings They keep me thinking that someday I might beat you But I'll just keep my mouth shut It shouldn't bother me But it does IF I SPEAK AT ONE CONSTANT VOLUME AT ONE CONSTANT PITCH AT ONE CONSONANT RHYTHM RIGHT INTO YOUR EAR, YOU STILL WON'T HEAR, YOU STILL WON'T HEAR

Small Plane Hit A New York Building Today
NEW YORK - A small plane crashed into an Upper East Side high-rise Wednesday, shooting flames out the windows, raining debris on the sidewalks below and rattling New Yorkers' nerves exactly one month after the fifth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attack. Police confirmed 2 people are dead. ADVERTISEMENT Christine Monaco, a New York spokeswoman for FBI, said there was no indication of terrorism, but that officials "have been sent to the scene as a routine." FAA spokesman Jim Peters said all three New York City-area airports were operating normally. "The initial indication is that there is a terrible accident," said Department of Homeland Security spokesman Russ Knocke. The aircraft struck the 20th floor of a building on East 72nd Street, said Fire Department spokeswoman Emily Rahimi. Witnesses said the crash caused a loud noise, and flames were seen shooting out of the windows. "It's a mob scene with police and helicopters circling," said Sandy Tell

A Small Introduction
So here's the skinny... I work for a large corporation, a publicly traded company on the NYSE. It's a chain restaurant, you may have heard of it...but it's no different than working for a pimp. You work long hours with no break, stand on your feet waiting for the next customer, and basically grin and bear it when you fuck up and get the smack laid down on you. I am a Food Industry Whore, and these are my stories...check back soon for updates on my attempt to move up to pimpstress status.

Small Unfinished Love Poems
Sweet unbounded soul ache For but only ones sake Lost in thoughts of two as one Lost until eternities done Missing a word so inadequate The hole left behind I truly hate Lost in the one who made me anew Lost till I am there in our space with you Dreams ? The Honey eyed beauty captivates his mind Thoughts and desires about the rare find He can’t help but wonder at what he does see The most perfect face of an angel there ever will be Thoughts of a shimmering dress as it falls to the floor Thoughts of wild impassioned kisses wanting more Of my tongue and hers in sweet kisses deep Does she know my passion is hers to keep Of thoughts of naked lovers touching before the fire Does she know by my hardness she is my desire Of nibbling her ears and kisses on a downward stream Does she long to feel my tongue kiss more extreme Of licking and sucking her nipples and breast I long for her pleasure and can not rest I need to bring forth ecstasy sublime and true I

Small Woman, Big Heart
Soft are my caresses, Tender are my feelings Strong is my spirit, even under duress Shapely are my curves, Sensual is my body language Mysterious are my dark eyes, That will tell you no lies. Vibrant is my energy that infuses my body So softly and completely. My spirit dwells in my eyes, if you can see it Promising of love and tenderness. Can anyone truly see the real me without having to constantly be shown? When they overlook me so easily. Thinking that kindness of soul makes a woman boring. How I pity those people who think that way For, they cannot feel how her vivacious spirit sings In tribute to the harmony that is HER alone. A woman’s true sensuality Comes within her.... A part of her. It’s a part of who she is, a rare gift from nature. Oh how her heart weeps silently, Yet her strong spirit rebels at the negative intrusion Of those who always misunderstand her and quickly jump to conclusion. Yet she is accustomed to this blindness From most people who

Small Rant.
If the car/truck is too big for you to keep it in your own lane, don't freaking buy it. U-turns in a school zone are not only illegal, they can be dangerous to children. Teach your child to use the crosswalk, not to cross in the middle of the street stepping out suddenly from in between parked cars. The red curb means don't park here. A little extra walk to get where you are going never killed anybody. If you find yourself going the wrong way down a one way street, stop and turn around. Don't continue to the next street. This only compounds your stupidity. They put up slower speed signs in a school zone for a reason. Learn them, live them, love them. It may be your child's life they save. That is all... For now.

Small Towns
by Bryant H. McGill, August of 1997 Small towns, freckled frowns, far behind the times Drawl downs, heckle-hounds, childlike pervert minds They started young, and just for fun, they called each other names And now their tongue, though youth is done, embraces still these games Oh meet them today, and watch them smile, and say then fair-the-well Deceits underway, for all the while, they’re talking you straight to hell Feverish whispers, judgments high, condemnations fly As little tweaks, by mental freaks, through connotations lie They’re scared inside, that's why they lied, at themselves they mostly frown For deep inside, in fear they hide, themselves they thus then crown A crown of chatter, a crown of hate, a crown of jealousy and woe So know your friends, and say good things, and by talk you'll know your foes

Small Town
Small Town by biggshow13 © Living in a relatively small town, you don’t get to meet a lot of new people. More often than not, the same people end up in the same places, and nothing ever changes. Things were always that way for me, until recently. There was this bar in town, not a bad place, but not the kind of place to attract a lot of different people. A neighborhood watering hole kind of place. I used to stop in once or twice a week for a couple of beers, and got friendly with a few of the others, including the waitresses. Some friendlier than others, but that’s another story. One night I went in, and there was a couple of new people in the place. One was a younger girl in her mid-twenties, not all that easy on the eyes, but a nice body. The other, well… I had discovered long ago that the plus-sized women were much nicer to take to bed. Something about the extra skin to caress, the larger butts, bigger tits…anyway, I loved big women. This other girl, she was incredible.

A Small Rant
I don't quite understand something, maybe you can explain this to me. So here we go. Why is it that when a girl posts a bulletin about herself or a friend who needs points "blah de blah" people (mostly men) read that like almost before it is up. Why does it seem that you need breasts and a vagina to get any sort of recognition on this site? And is it just me, or does it seem that guys are always willing to help and rate girls pages, but girls don't return the favor. Maybe this is a bad generalization, but I feel like most women are on here for themselves and themselves only. Just watch, next guy who posts a bulletin, no one will read it, but if I girl posts, it could even be the same thing (repost) views will flood in. I just don't understand why this is. Ok... thats all!

Small Towns Like Mine
SMALL TOWNS LIKE MINE The interstates all passed us by Little towns like mine went dry The neon lights don't shine no more The little shops done closed their doors The drive thru the towns were to slow a pace People were in a hurry, they were on a race. But for me, I'd rather drive the road less traveled by. The scenes they etch in my mind, the places that catch my eye. Somewhere along the way, we've lost our sense of direction The drive along the way, doesn't get our attention. We no longer enjoy the journey, just the journey's end. To go the straight and narrow, we gave up the hills and bend. Wish, I could turn back the hands of time. Long ago the memories in my mind. A time in the past, where attendants filled up our gas. When, we took our drives, and wished the trips would last. I still take the old highways, and dream of my younger days. Before I forget, and the memory vanishes into a haze.

A Small Truth To Make Life 100%
A small truth to make life 100% IF A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Hard Work H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98% Knowledge K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96% Love L+O+V+E 12+15+22+5=54% Luck L+U+C+K 12+21+3+11=47% ( ??Don't most of us think this is the most important ) ? Then What Makes 100% Is it Money? … NO!!! M+O+N+E+Y 13+15+14+5+25= 72% Leadership? … NO !!! L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16=89% Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude. To go to top, to that 100%, what we really need to go further … a bit more … ATTITUDE A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes our life 100% !!! ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING Change Your Attitude … And You Change Your Life !!! Now that you know the answer … ??WHAT

Small Dog Wanted
Hello All, This is going to sound like a different request considering some of the things you read on here, but this is simple, my wife and I already have one dog (purebred Yellow Lab Retriever, picture on here to come soon), and we would like another dog, preferably a small dog as a companion to our Lab. My Wife's preferences are in either a Pug or a Boston Terrier, so if there is anyone out there that can help us out (preferably with a puppy, purebred) that would be awesome, we are prepared to pay, just hopefully it won't be all that much. Hope to hear some typ of reply soon. Randy P.S. The practice is coming along, but the fucking stork crashing still pisses us both off.

Small White Envelope
It's just a small white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree. No name, no identification, no inscription. It has peeked through the branches of our tree for the past 10 years or so. It all began because my husband, Mike, hated Christmas -- oh, not the true meaning of Christmas, but the commercial aspects of it -- the overspending, the frantic running around at the last minute to get a tie for Uncle Harry and the dusting powder for Grandma -- the gifts given in desperation because you couldn't think of anything else. Knowing he felt this way, I decided one year to bypass the usual shirts, sweaters, ties, and so forth. I reached for something special just for Mike. The inspiration came in an unusual way. Our son Kevin, who was 12 that year, was wrestling at the junior level at the school he attended. Shortly before Christmas, there was a non-league match against a team sponsored by an inner-city church. These youngsters, dressed in sneakers so

Small Pieces
forgotten somethings, left along the side of the road, a shoe, part of a chair, a collection of bottles. All of these things once meant something, had a value somewhere to some one. Now drained, broken, discarded, washed up on the shores this sea of life. Waiting for collection, they vanish from sight, each piece, every little piece, gone gone away.

Small Towns
My fellow CTers I would like to say I am sorry. I have been on CT now for a few months and I have left no comments or hardly said hi to anyone. I do have a reason for my actions. For I live in a small hick town. Athough there are some advanages to living in one. The internet isn't one of them. Yes for I am still running on buck knives and bearskins out here on the wonderful dial-up world. I can hear most of you go OMG now but, it does get worse. The normal dial-up is running at 56K. OH how I wish I could be that fast. Yes I am running at a very low 24K out here in the sticks. But help is on the way. Due to the finding of a underground treasure grove that has been lost since WW2 but the germans. I am due to to get Cable and run with the big dogs for a change. Yes soon I will be able to post comments and maybe even say hi. I would like to thank all of you for keeping me as your friend ( or fan ) as I get my problems solved. Thanks again Baggy

A Small Reflection.
It amazes me how fast this year as gone by; it seems in a blink of an eye it was all over. Looking back over the last year, I can happily say I have done a lot of growing up. Not to say I was immature, but over the last year I have had a lot of experiences that have helped shape me into the person I am today. It saddens me that I will be starting off this year without having someone that I love to kiss me at midnight. Yet, looking back on what I left behind some five or so months ago, I now know it is for the best. A new year is upon on us, hopefully it brings joy to everyone I know. I hope everyone has a happy and safe new year. Oh, the kiss at midnight, I know is not really that importent. It is just that I miss having the comfort of a person I care abouts arms.

Small Penis
Small Penis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2005-11-03, 6:29AM EST You cannot trick me, Small Penis, into thinking you are large- by pounding away like a jackhammer. In fact, when you do this- I almost totally forget about you. I am more involved with the incessant slapping sounds of skin and flapping balls and trying to tune them out. You cannot shove and piledrive your way into my heart- bratty bullying will only make me notice you less. Small Penis, rough fingers have tried and failed to supplement your smaller size by jamming, manhandling, and stretching my sensitive pussy in ways that make it want to barricade the door and lock down the shades. It is true, Smally, that when I first saw you I did not get that certain rush of glee and pupil dilation that a giant cock will cause. I have small breasts- when I take off my shirt (I don't even need a bra) I am sure I am not providing a moment that would be filmed in

Small Change To Family Lounge
I have made a small change to the Family Lounge. I am posting Photos of the newest members on the Lounge Page. How it works is everytime the family gets a new member, i will post it on the page so that when people go to the page, they know there's a new member. I will remove the photo the next day. If there are 2 or 3 new members in the same day, they will be posted at the same time.

Small Wound
The soldier boy was sitting calmly underneath that tree. As I approached it, I could see him beckoning to me. The battle had been long and hard and lasted through the night And scores of figures on the ground lay still by morning's light. "I wonder if you'd help me, sir", he smiled as best he could. "A sip of water on this morn would surely do me good. We fought all day and fought all night with scarcely any rest - A sip of water for I have a small pain in my chest." As I looked at him, I could see the large stain on his shirt All reddish-brown from his warm blood mixed in with Iraqi sand. "Not much", said he. "I count myself more lucky than the rest. They're all gone while I just have a small pain in my chest." "Must be fatigue", he weakly smiled. "I must be getting old. I see the sun is shining bright and yet I'm feeling cold. We climbed the hill, two hundred strong, but as we cleared the crest, The night exploded and I felt this small pain in my chest." "I lo

Small Steps Of Joy....
Over the past couple of weeks, I have felt lousy and even came down with the dreded virus last week. Working on regaining my voice back although I am feeling much better on the whole. Frustration can get the best of me, but the other day (Tuesday), I was driving to work and finally was able to sing along with the radio singing Rich Mullin's "Step by Step". The lyrics, for those who aren't familiar with the song goes as: Oh God, You are my God And I will ever praise You Oh God, You are my God And I will ever praise You I will seek You in the morning And I will learn to walk in Your ways And step by step You'll lead me And I will follow You all of my days Oh God, You are my God And I will ever praise You Oh God, You are my God And I will ever praise You I will seek You in the morning And I will learn to walk in Your ways And step by step You'll lead me And I will follow You all of my days And step by step You'll lead me And I will follow You all of my day

Small Town, Small World
Ain't it some shit when you run into someone you've slept with while grocery shopping. I high-tailed it out of there after shaking hands with the mommy he was shopping with. Then I thought about it. I've got some ass crazy jeans on, no bra, red lipstick and a new haircut. He's got some chunky broad with a kid that ain't his. And I know they're not just friends because this is not the kind of guy that goes grocery shopping with friends. It feels good to be queen.

Small Town Sleeper On The Radio
Hey gang, We are starting to set up a a series of radio appearances to debut the new album and single. Here are the details on the first such appearance- 3/28/07 7:30PM- Radio on-air live appearance WPKO 98.3 FM-NITE MIX Bellefontaine, Ohio Description: We will be visiting our good friend,DJ Ken Keller live in the studio once again to do an interview, give away some band merchandise and to play one of the new tunes from our upcoming album "Conversations". I believe the station has a direct web feed you can listen to online from its website. Check them out: WPKO 98.3FM If you know a station in your area we could drop in on, by all means, send them our way! Keep your eyes and ears tuned as well get "the Town" all ready to roll out in the form of our new album! Much luv, Troy

Small Towns, Pitbull Jaws, And Asphyxiation
I hate small towns. It seems that no matter how many times I flee, I always end up back here. Like the jaws of a pitbull, gets me by the throat. Sharp edges sinking into flesh-ripping and tearing. Bleeding me dry. Choking the life from me. I am stagnant, and my soul is wanting. I can see the greener pasture of the city. It beckons to me. For with the noise and bustle, there is peace. Within the chaos, there is balance. Confusion walks hand in hand with harmony.

Small Vacation^^
Just want to let ya guys know I'm goin to Niagra Falls tonight..kinda a lil get away thing.. (that is so desperately needed lol) But just wanted to say bye and I'll catch you guys when I get back..hopefully I'll have pics to share^^ Later all ~Cin

A Small Collection Of Funny Sayings
- Everybody lies. But it doesn't matter since nobody listens. - "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." - Frieda Norris - "Nobody goes where the crowds are anymore. It’s too crowded." - Yogi Berra - "You have to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going because you might not get there." - Yogi Berra - I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen - "Why is it when we talk to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin - Build a man a fire and he’s warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life. - Anonymous - Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-r

Small Towns And Bigger Problems...
Have you ever had that feeling like you were someplace you didn't belong? That perhaps you had stopped someplace you weren't welcome? Well that's how our hero felt. With a quick, uneasy glance around, he made his way into the dilapidated station to get something to drink and empty his bladder. The theme music to Deliverance began to play in the background as a few of the locals glanced at our hero, sizing him up. Now for those of you who have never been to a small town in the Bible Belt, I will break down the way things are... Segregation is still very much alive. Perhaps it's not as openly shown but it is very much there. Of course I'm not talking about the segregation that is already so prevalent in our lives under the cloaks of oh I don't know.... Say BET? How about CMT? Si' TV? Anyone who tells you segregation is gone from our lives is either stupid,or blind, or both. Our hero smiled and nodded to an elderly black woman who was working at the counter. This did not pleas

Small Accomplishments
Well I have been noticed by a MySpace group called Odin's Folk WI! I've been wanting to find other Asatruars here in Wisconsin. I then through them I found The Odinic Rite and had my friend request accepted! So I guess I should pay the membership fee and fill out the application letter, become an official member, hey?! I've been thinking of joining them for quite some time now...like years. Them and the Rune Gild. Anyway, thought I'd give a personal update. Hailsa!

A Small Act Of Kindness
A small act of kindness can make a big difference. For when kindness is given, it inspires and enables even more kindness. You will cross paths today with someone who desperately needs to receive a little kindness. Kindness costs you nothing, and with it you can give so much. Even when it seems that your kindness is not appreciated, that kindness does indeed make a difference. Even if your kindness is not acknowledged, it is noticed, and over time can soften the hardest hearts. There is a special joy that comes when you do something just to be kind. Let go of your concern about what's in it for you, and experience how truly good it feels. Kindness can be so wonderfully refreshing. The world remembers and respects those who offer it on a regular basis. It's easy to give a little kindness. It's immensely powerful when you do it over and over again. -- Ralph Marston

Small Real Entry
You ever just get so bottled up in the city that you just HAVE to take a vaction or you'll explode? That's how I've been feeling lately. So I took a mini vacation to someone in the middle of nowhere with some friends. If nothing else it'll help me get the poetic muse back because I've had seriousl writer's block lately. Alright that's enough yapping on my part. Ta

Small Vent
what is up with people posting fake pictures??? especially when the "real" pictures are hot anyway? fucking dress yourself up and have a photo shoot, dont put fucking pictures of models up on your profile to get more points you fucking point whore. and while we're at it, what is up with people who are RL married having CT hubbies? WTF? Do you have an open relationship? Is all this cyber stuff really so fake for you that it's like a game where you can play any role you want? I dont know about any of you but i'm here to meet real people, and make real friends, and i'm tired of the lame fake ass bullshit i keep seeing. makes me wanna clean out my friends list.

Small Yet Disturbing
By: Travis Smith 5-4-07 I took a walk along the devil's playground and as I looked around. He appeared before me with a dreadful grin and spoke: "What are you looking at mother fucker?" I never sopke for with one motion I slit his throat and watched him collapse slowly to his knees as he clutched his throat. The blood spewed forth like Niagara Falls, his tounge throbbing out of his mouth.. As he dropped to the ground I dropped my blade and backed away laughing.. Laughing uncontrollably..

Small Action Big Impacts....
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • hold her hand when you're around your friends. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • give her the world. • let her wear your clothes. • when she's sad, hang out with

Small Things (comment Please)
I fight these tears from fall'n, as I lie here and watch it snow, I think about you baby, More than you'll ever know, I lie awake sometimes, Wish'n you were here, So I could hold you close, And dry these tears, But girl keep on livin, That better life you found, You don't need me there, To drag you down, Chorus: Maybe someday, We'll meet again, This really won't be, How the story ends, Yeah, maybe someday, I'll find you again, This really won't be, How the story ends, Its all the small things, That get to me, Like the way you laugh, the way you sing, But I'll kee on dreaming, It's a better place to be, Its the only chance I get, To see you with me, What I would give to hold you, Just one last time, Feel your lips, Pressed to mine, Chorus: Bridge: I'll keep on pray'n, Life treats you kind, Thank you for showing me, A love so few find, Chorus

A Small Trip
I'm taking a 2 day trip up north about 3 hrs, to springfield, illinois. going to do some fishing, if you see my or live there just let me know or not, i'm going there just to fish not to look for anything. So just get it out of your minds now. LOL

A Small Surprise.
I received an e-flier last night for a gig my band is playing this Thursday. You can see it amongst my photos. I was a bit surprised to see that we were listed as Terminal Heads, for a couple of reasons - we're not Terminal Heads (we're Terminal Decline), and three of us were never in Terminal Heads (and Gonk, who was their bass player - in the 90s - plays guitar with us). We don't even play any of their stuff. I hopped over to the website for the venue, to find a billing that reads: 'Terminal Heads: The long-awaited return of South London/ Gravesend's ground-shaking "77" punk rockers.' Sounds lovely, but I suspect there are going to be a few very disappointed punters come Thursday. We're the wrong band, and we're shite. No pressure, and all that. Marky Ramone is supposed to be DJing there in a few weeks' time - bet it turns out to be 'Diddy' David Hamilton instead. What's ironic about the whole thing is that we're supporting P.A.I.N. (stands for Propaganda And Inf

Small Towns !!!
Small Towns Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this; Those who didn't will be in disbelief. 1) You can name everyone you graduated with. 2) You know what 4-H means. 3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.) 4) You used to 'drag' Main . 5) You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour. (Are you kidding - we never said it ! ) 6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't. 7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.) 8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes you still had to go out into t

Small Town Liveing
You know you live(d) in a hick town when... 1) You can name everyone you graduated with. 2) You know what FFA means. 3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.) 4) You used to "drag" Main . 5) You said the "F" word and your parents knew within the hour. 6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't. 7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.) 8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough

Small Joke About Blondes.!
A blonde walks into a home improvement store and buys a bath. Two days later she returns to the store and asks to speak to the manager, as the manager approaches she tells him her bath is faulty and that all the water keeps leaking out of the plughole. But madam he says did you buy a plug with it , enquires the blushing manager..... You bastard replies the blonde you never told me it was electric.

A Small Victory For Our Heros
I just read this in a Bulletin & needed to Post this so people can see it! --------------------------------------------------- HR bill 5037, the Respect for America's Fallen Heros Act was signed into law May 29th, 2007. As some of you know I was attempting to get people to write their local congresspeople in an effort to stop demistrations at military funerals. Thanks to those of you that helped with that. We have won! Congressman Ron Lewis of KY cosponsored a bill that would make it illegal to deminstrate at the site of military funerals. That bill passed the House of Representatives on May 9th, and was signed into law on May 29th by President Bush. The law prohibits deminstrations at ANY National Cemetery, Administration cemetery, or Arlington National Cemetery without the approval of the cemetery superintendent of director. It outlaws demonstrations held within 500 feet of any cemetery at with a funeral or memorial service is to be help, preventing any noise, or diversion th

Small Steps
She carried that notebook with her everywhere, it was the keystone no one could unlock. She wrote when he wasn't looking, song lyrics that reminded her of home, detail of a woman's face that was very close to her mother's, or the way he could make her hold on to the past while trying to run away from it. She couldn't recall why she ever started, but she knew she had to keep this, if not for now, for someday. Going home was not in the cards. It was too far gone now, and she wasn't even sure she remembered the way. She forced herself not to read it, just continue the story, always signing the end of each entry "God's hand is the wind, it pushes you where you were meant to be." It was something her grandmother told her a long time ago, and she remembered that more than her face, or the way her hands made her comfortable, like nothing would ever happen to her. Well, wasn't THAT a crock of bullshit. And she scribbled, when she thought no one was looking..."Funny how our youthful

Small Disclaimer
IM NOT A VERY OUT GOIN PERSON..ILL EQUALLY RATE 10'S TO EVERYONE OR SEND BACK TO THEM WHAT THEY SENT ME GOOD OR BAD ILL BE YOUR BEST FREIND AN EAR TO LISTEN ALL AROUND GOOD PERSON TO YOU BUT THERE ARE JUST SO MANY PPL THAT COME AT YOU ON CT THAT ITS HARD TO KEEP TRACK UNLESS THEY MAKE AN IMPRESSION...AND ITS ALSO HARD TO TELL WHOES JUST ADDING TO HAVE FREINDS...AND WHOES ADDING YOU BECAUSE THEY GENUINELY THOUGHT U WERE A COOL PERSON. I TRY TO MAKE MY STASH AS FUNNY AS POSSIBLE CUZ I LOVE TO LAUGH MOST MY VIDS ARE FUNNY SO IF U EVER GET BORED CHECK EM OUT..SHOULD BE A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY MUCH LOVE _-MAJICK NEDEN-_

A Small Game.
I'm just curious as to what you guys think. Hit me up in the shoutbox with what you think my real name is. ONLY if you guess it right will I let you know. Don't be shy. I'm curious what I "look like" inso far as names.

A Small Thought To All My Friends
The hand that wrote the Declaration of Independence has long ago palsied in death. For more than sixty years Charles Carroll,the last member of that immortal company who appended their names to that famous document, has been slumbering in his grave, but the Declaration is yet a living fact, and to-day the instrument has as much force and meaning as it had one hundred and ----- years ago. The Fourth of July marks an epoch in the world's history. It marks the birth of a free nation, with all that implies--a nation in the existence of which the oppressed of all lands rejoice, and of which every true American is justly proud. TO EACH ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND THEIR FAMILY AND LOVED ONES SMALL WISH TO HAVE A WONDERFUL AND SAFE 4TH OF JULY HUGS AND KISSES ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞

Small Pain In My Chest
The soldier boy was sitting calmly underneath that tree. As I approached it, I could see him beckoning to me. The battle had been long and hard and lasted through the night And scores of figures on the ground lay still by morning's light. "I wonder if you'd help me, sir", he smiled as best he could. "A sip of water on this morn would surely do me good. We fought all day and fought all night with scarcely any rest - A sip of water for I have a small pain in my chest." As I looked at him, I could see the large stain on his shirt All reddish-brown from his warm blood mixed in with Asian dirt. "Not much", said he. "I count myself more lucky than the rest. They're all gone while I just have a small pain in my chest." "Must be fatigue", he weakly smiled. "I must be getting old. I see the sun is shining bright and yet I'm feeling cold. We climbed the hill, two hundred strong, but as we cleared the crest, The night exploded and I felt this small pain in my chest." "I lo

Small World
So I go over to the main gym to work out and while I'm there I see someone who looks really familiar. I kept wondering where I know him from and all that stuff and finally it clicks. I go over and yeep, it's him. We were at the same base 10 years ago. He kinda remembered me so we got to talking about the "good ol days" and all. But isn't that so weird? Freaking 10 years ago and here we run into each other on a base in Iraq. It's been interesting for me because I did not make it all the way through that training but he did has been doing what I wanted to do for the past 9 1/2 years. It took me a long time to get over not making that training, a LONG TIME! It's the only thing I really wanted in life and I couldn't have it so I spent a long time depressed and wandering around without much desire or hope for the future. I used to be really religious and all but that experience altered my whole view on religion and life in general. So anyway, I've just been sitting here, thinking on wh

Small Town Girl...
Ok well I grew up in a small town. In Iowa. I have lived in the counrty for like ever. People ask me if I like it. Well my answer is no. I fucking hate it. I am nothing like a small town girl. I hate country. I grew up in a family that didnt like who I wanted to be. Thay hated my rock music and my clothes. I never really fit in with my family. I am a diffrent kind of person. But when some one tryes to call me a small town girl I get pissed. I am nothing like some of the girls around here. I love rock music and I love to wear black. Im not goth or enything I am more punk than enything. It just sucked growing up the way I did my parents wouldnt let me wear the clothes I wanted to wear. So I gave up careing what thay thought. I am my own person. And I dont give a fuck if people like me or not. I am me an that is all. I dont need peoples approval. I am my own person.

Small Update
Well, granted I havent been on here in awhile, guess I have some catching up to do, eh? Spring Semester ended great. I made President's List (4.0) and got a scholarship! Summer Session ended just recently. Waiting on grades, but I'm 99% sure I got 'A's in those two classes as well. Fall Semester is my last semester at my current college. I graduate in December (walk in June) and transfer to my next college in January. Aside from that, I'm now one of the co-heads of an archaeological project at my college. That was and still is a huge honor. And I've been working out in the field off and on in our wonderful 113*+ weather. Other than that, I'm just hanging out now and battling my honor society chapter...long story there and I'd rather not get into it. That's all for now.

A Smalltown Fest, A Fire And A Man Arrested For Kicking An Officer
Good Morning world! This weekend was an eventful weekend here in Southwestern Lower Michigan. It started out with the Annual Coloma Glad / Peach Fest. That begun Friday at 6:00 PM with the kiddies’ parade and live music thanks to The Easy Street and their beer tent. The Music was Al and Lou which if you are not from these parts could not tell them from Roy Rogers and Dale Evans with the exception these guys do not ride horses and I was pretty sure they were not packing six shooters. However they could sing and play very well I might add. Many local bands choose this venue to send a body or two from their own band to play along. Friday Night there were 4 different band members who joined Al and Lou and Saturday there were 7. It made for some great music and marvelous entertainment. Mandy did her stint in the arts and crafts area helping small children make you name it and also did various things to promote art for these youngsters. Bonnie was helping in the CCPO booth. (Coloma Community

Small Town Sleeper- New Album "conversations" Now Available!
Hey Gang, So some new news regarding the album release. While the album still won't hit stores or radio until this winter...due to the success of the DAUGHTRY dates, the label has decided to do a pre-release of the record on ITUNES as well as print a limited number of Discs to be sold at shows and on-line. As of now ITUNES is the only place to get it, but I will let everyone know when you can pick it up on-line. As far as shows, we should have them by the Michigan!!! Enjoy and let us know what you think! -Troy, Will, Derek, Dann

A Small Favor.
Look I'm not being mean or a bitch this is just an FYI. When I get a shout, 99% of the time I won't answer you if say "Hi" "Love your boobs" "Do you have yahoo" "Wanna cam" "You're sexy", etc. Random BS that is said to everyone I don't answer. If you read my profile, it says please only hit me up if you have something interesting or intelligent to say and the above mentioned doesn't get a response. Which of course this blog now answers the other question I always get, "Why don't you talk to me" Now you know why. Anyway I hope everyone's having a great day so far. TGIF!!!

Smaller Venues
seeing bands in a large venue or arena is one thing, but the shows are so much better in a small crowd @ the local pub. last night i went to "divebar" (that's the name of the place). paid five bucks at the door and got to see voodoo glow skulls, bareknuckle, knockout, & murder majesty. the pit was maybe like 6 or 7 people. no fights broke out. everyone was just there to have fun. i spent a good amount of time drinking steel reserve in the parking lot. when it was over, i got 3 autographs on the sleeve to VGS first album 'who is this is' and met some cool people out of riverside. i'm telling you, last time i saw that band it was in this big, packed, all ages venue and nowhere near as cool as last night.

Small Bus
76 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B

Small Bus Trip
85 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B

A Small Joke?
A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Hap

Small Bus Riders !!!! Ride With Us !!!
Please Repost Bulletins at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTELY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out, I can not keep up with Bulliten,Blog and shout box request I will ONLY take those by FUBAR MAIL and get you loaded Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if

Small Business
I'm thinking of starting up a small business with an old friend. It'll be a ranch out in Texas where it'll be a hunting reserve (mainly wild pigs since they're rampent out there). Eventually have a lodge/house and a number of mustangs for riding/camping/hunting with. He threw up the idea and already has 25 acres. I'm looking at adding to that number. I'm not expecting any monetary return right now but down the run it has some nice long term potential with low costs upfront. It's also a added bonus that he knows a number of self made millionaires who fly into the local airport and he customized their aircraft. Some he's taken hunting out there for some fees a few times already.

Small Bus - Updated - 10-16-07
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Small Bus T-shirt Contest
Ok, Folks heres your chance to WIN a FREE Short Bus T-Shirt. Entries must be recieved by Oct 10 2007 Midnight Contest 14 Days from Start Date Midnight Oct 10 2007 ENTRY Rules: 1. MUST be A Jokers Wild Short Bus Rider 2. MUST be a Bus Stop Lounge Member 3. MUST NOT BE NSFW 4. MUST BE ON WHITE BACKGROUND 5. Design Must include somewhere Jokers Wild Short Bus Rules for people Voting: This is a Rate ONLY you may make comments BUT they do not count towards determining the winner. Scale of rates is 1 - 10 and you may use this scale for best to worst, Action will not be taken for rating a picture a 1 or a 10 if the number of rates an any given puctures are equel then the rate score will determine the winner. IE: (10.11) 23 Rates / (10.00) 23 Rates the first will be determined the winner HOWEVER if both scores shall be equel there will be a 2 Hr Comment Bomb Off to determine the winner. ( There Can only be 1 ) The winner Recieves a T-Shirt Provided By

A Small Prayer Please
Hey Everyone, As if my week can't get any worse!!! Please say a small prayer for my Gramma.. She is 94... and she retaining water and she now has fluid in her lungs and her heart rate is low and at some points it stops beating for a few seconds... and than starts beating normal again... She is in high spirits... and so are we but a little prayer never hurts... Thank you for all the prayers that are said... my love to you all Buffy

A Small Remembrance
It is this time of year that i miss my dad and that is because this is when he died, in the early autumn, either many years ago or yesterday, depending how you look at it. My dad was an unusual person and i liked him. I know you are supposed to love and honor your parents but there's nothing in the rules that says you have to actually like them. I liked my dad. By the time i was born, he was a middle-aged man so i didn't get to know him a very long time. I remember that he always wrote with a fountain pen and he drove certain cars, like ford pickup trucks and model A's and volkswagen bugs because he liked to drive them. He bought other cars, like ford mustangs and thunderbirds and weird shit like mercury comets because they entertained him. He did not believe in the mercedes benz. It was my dad who used to say: “if people understood how little i care about money, how much it does not impress me, they would not waste my time talking about it to me.” my dad married my mom be

A Small Poem
a faded picture of you is all i have left to hold on to. its been so long since we said goodbye and all i do is sit and cry. i keep praying that one day i will see the day you come running back to me. but all i hear is silence through these hallowed halls,and i have became a prisoner behind these four walls. one day will come and that day i will know, that even though i love you so,i'll have to let you go. Jack Pardue 10/6/2007

Small Bus 7 Updated On 10-16-07
Request only taken by Blog Comment Request at The Short Bus Blogs Have Moved To The Short Bus Home Page Please leave Comments there to Be Added and Ride The Coolest Bus On FUBAR. Jokers Wild Short Bus Home Page@ fubar http://www.fubar.com/blog/134342/543895 Direct Link to Jokers Wild's Bus Stop Lounge Please Repost Bulletins at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTELY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see p

The Small Black Box
The gray sky hung clotted with dark clouds that threatened to open. A chilling breeze swept through the air, rustling the last of the leaves. I figured it was maybe three hours before the first raindrops fell; my skin felt damp already. A couple kids tossed a football back and forth across the park, this Saturday one of the last where they could get outside without having to be bundled up. I sat hunched over on the bench, the metal still cold through my jeans though I'd been sitting there for already half an hour. I snuck a glance at the car parked at the curb and I shuddered. I didn't want to get back in it. If I could, I'd walk away from the damned thing, never mind that it was Jimmy's car, never mind his body laying in the back seat, never mind the house that sat at the top of the hill. I didn't want to get back in the car again. Not with that.... thing in the trunk. To keep from thinking about it, I turned my mind instead to Momma, how she had cried when Children's Services t

Small Rant
Just wondering why I have an ever changing picture of a woman in her bra on my home page. I really don't understand why anyone would want to put a pic like that as a spotlight for the day. Maybe I am too critical, but I think it's cheap.

Small Entry
Laptop is fix! Actually it was fixed that night. I have no clue what the fuck I did- but Brad was able to fix it. Gotta work tonight. Don't wanna. Gotta shower in a minute so that I won't be late. Hopefully whoever replaces my 3rd person tonight isn't a moron. If it is I might lose it. Thank god for Mike- he'll be able to carry most of the counting. They added a 3rd store to my run which I do not like at all. Hopefully they'll know what the hell they're doing. Or maybe if they don't I might get it easy in that store. Anyways. Can't wait until Wednesday. I really want an ultrasound and I am nearly positive I'll get one. They won't be able to tell the sex of the baby but they can figure out a better estimate as to due dates. As of right now I'm about 11 weeks I think. Maybe. Or was it 10? I don't remember. Pregnancy is worse that smoking weed. Memory loss is much worse. Last thing. Guys confuse me. Jeremy would tell me to just fucking ask straight out and stop being a stupid gir

A Small Part From Legenology 101
Pet peeves are a large part of "life" we all have one, or many or way too many who knows or really cares right now, soft butter is of MOST importance to me. Difficulty would be described as wrestling a kodiak bear and winning, having an argument with your morther in-law and , you guessed it winning. Trying to spread not even remotely close to soft butter on bread so subtle and tender your craftmatic adjustable bed is jealous, is like landing a plane with 20 grit sand paper wheels on a brand new pair of nylons and not expecting a single run, not gonna happen. It's pretty simple really. Have a back up, Hannible from the A-Team always had one. All Im saying is "I pitty the fool who didnt change the butter" Danny Legend...07

A Small Favor
Please help me get 43 more hits on my character page so I can earn a banner for my character page. Simply click HERE And it will tell you have been bitten by the Vampire Tiberius Constantine. Which is me, invisible don. If you ever need a vote on something let me know I’ll help you out too. Thanks, so much. Invisible Don AKA Tiberius Constantine the vampire

Small Tits
I was at a conference a few weeks ago. Training, essentially, for people I work with. Some bright and ingenious compatriot from another office decided that it would be a good idea to have a party bus and a pub crawl. (Guess who had to do a swing around the stripper pole? Yup.) Another bright and ingenious compatriot of mine planned her birthday to be the same night of the party bus fete, which is, in some sense, a lesser-effective form of planned parenthood. But still: excellent planning. Thanks to a bottle of Patron, et al., we were all fairly drunk early in the evening. Much later, after I grabbed a cab and took my birthday-girl-friend home so as not to let her die of alcohol poisoning, another friend was still out, cavorting with the bus planners. One of them, severely inebriated, asked her, "So, do you want to have sex with me?" (Subtle.) She no doubt blushed, then responded, "I'm married, so no." "That's OK. You've got small tits anyway." I can't eve

A Small Child Died Today Belonging To A Fubarian Fmily In Here ;;;;the One >>>
Little one with burns Kelsey..., and belonging fubarian family in here .. So many prayers so many . But God took her home today : no more Christmas ohhhh , Pray for her family and friends now. Paryers for all now.. God bless you all . keep you safe thru this Holiday Season. be thankfull all. Her name was Kelsey>>> 2-3 yrs old...Plz . Read the bulletins .. it all is there video and all.Help her family now plz .. hugs diana

A Small Angel Was Taken Away To Heaven Cause : Child Abuse Skaking Baby Syndrome
London. Marie Sherwood. 3 months old. bulletins tell all. God when will it stop our firture generations are being destroyed; our Childern and young being killed abuised in all ways. Killed and left mame and destroyed. The wee ones that should be full life have no harm and that are so innocent ; How can someone do this to any one ; a small child ; oh Lord watch out for them , help her mommy to live and to gain strenght now to make some sence out all this and do good from it.. . she needs you close by. Prayers for Marie too a small little angel you now took home..Amen why why Why?

Small Towns
Yeah some of you know about my troubles i nthsi small town I live in. I now call it a HELL HOLE! If it isn't one thing it's another. Tonight on my way home from work, here I had stood all night. I was very tired and wanted to come home and rest. Ah but no Blountsville police had other ideas. As i was coming down the hill into my stupid town a cop passed me. I knew what was aobut ot happen and i braced myself but I still got very pissed. I drove the speed limit and went ot turn to see if the cop woudl still follow me and sure enough he did and turned his lights on me. That ofice lied and said I was speeding; tell me please, how a cop coming towards you can clock you speeding? Any way he asked to see my license and then he asked me if they were ok. I said yes sir. After what seemed ot take forever he came back and told me not only was i speeding I didn't diem my lights and he couldn't see my tag. No I didn't get a ticket but I was so pissed, mad that I drove very slow home looki

Small Vacation
Ok all!!! I need a drama break. I am going to take a break from Fubar for a while. If you need me I will be around Yahoo (if you have that) but not much. I will check my yahoo email but not be on to chat. I am not leaving just need a break for a while. HUGGSSS to my friends!!!

A Small Favor
I haven't been on in a long time and I am sorry to all of my friends but I would love for everyone to check out my new photos and I have a ton I will be adding over the weekend. I have tried some new hairdos with wigs but I may not cut off what I have but I need opinions please. So new photos are in: default, new pics, and ipod phots. So let me know what you think on this blog or comment on the pic and I promise many new photos. Happy to be back luv to all thanks for always bein my friend. Jami

Small Country Town And.......
THUGS! For the love of all things Pagan. I live in a small country town, thats exactly what Chillicothe is a small country town. A town surrounded by farm land, there are large tractors that actually drive through the town, there are horse farms, cow farms, wheat corn and soybean farms all over the place. What i am trying to figure out is how in gods name are their THUGS in down town Chillicothe! Ya know its one thing when your teenager trying to fit in and you want to be gangsta. Its a completely different thing to be in your mid 20's or older dressing like a thug or talking like one or even worse walking around with a pimp walk. Driving a tricked out car walking your pitbull. For the love of god people grow the fuck up get a grip on yourself and realise that if you want to be respected, and be treated properly, then dammit try and act like an adult. I mean jesus christ people put a belt on pull your pants up around your waste and dress like a normal adult, tuck your sh

A Small Wish For Myself
Star Light Star Bright First Star I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might have the wish I wish tonight I wish for peace I wish for love I wish for all the help I can get from above To make sense of it all To make it all clear Why we are who we are but we still live in fear Fear of the truth Fear of the thought That Change is not better in all that we are taught So to all the stars above One two and three Help me except the changes I have made in me

Small Happiness
I have found it amazing that when you think everything in your world is upside-down that there is always something in it trying to rite itself. I never thought I would be a divorced Mom, yet here it is, right here and my new reality. I thought it would crush me yet I have found strength in myself I did not know was there. I have found strength in people around me who I now know I am blessed to have. How does one find the small happiness in all the sadness and confusion? I don't know but there it is, the small happiness, the missing feelings of rightness now back. The feelings that as a whole I am still here and each day will get better and better. There is reasons for everything, reasons we may not understand but they are there just the same. My joy now is finding them, embracing them, and enjoying this new life of self growth and fulfillment.

Small Things Take On A Big Role.
Hello my friend, Ya know sometimes we take the smallest things for granted and we don't realize it until something happens to us, or someone close to us. Yesterday I visited a 45 yr old friend who was struck down by a broken blood vessel in the back of his head last Tuesday afternoon. He is a 6 ft 230 lb bad ass guy you wouldn't want to have against you if a fight broke out. Today he is relearning how to brush his teeth, comb his hair and he's gonna have to relearn how to walk, He'll never go to work again doing what he was doing before his anurism. Today I am greteful for the little things I took for granted. Terry

Small Town Drama
Do people ever stop and think,.. when they open their mouth to speak, that gossip can tear a heart apart, and make the soul grow weak? Vicious lies about a friend, spoken behind their back, could affect the very life they live, all because of their attack. Families could be torn apart, ones that were solid like a rock, lies could hurt the children, cause the truth was never sought. Kind words are slow to travel, to bad that's not the case with lies, like a fire caught up in a windstorm, they could take forever to die. How do you convince your lover, or even a life long friend, that the stories they've heard of you no substance do they lend? Many family's hopes and dreams have come crashing to the ground, on account of vicious gossip, when the truth was never found. So when you speak about someone else, make sure you get it straight, don't even say cutting words. THE TRUTH SHOULD NEVER BE LATE!* *Those of you that are this way know who you are

A Small List
Ok so I was sitting here, and saw something that made me go off! It made me want to do a list of things I hate. lol. Yes, I'm BORED!!!!!!!!!!!! In no particular order, just how they popped into my mind. 1. Cold Toilet Seats. 2. Inner Lip Tattoos 3. Being Cold 4. Math 5. Decaffinated Products 6. Two Facers 7. Weakness 8. Flash Art Tattoos 9. Road Rage thats a small list. Ill update as i think of more lol .

Small Talk
We all have certain things that we hate and find completely and utterly annoying. For me, one of those things is small talk with people I could not give a rat's ass about, like co-workers or neighbors (small talk is a very typical American habit. In Eastern Europe you can avoid this unpleasantry by giving that person an evil eye or condemning them to hell. In Somalia, you can feed that person to a pack of hungry lions or people) There is always that awkward moment upon encountering that said person and making a forced eye contact, when I feel obliged to break the daunting silence in fear of being considered rude or unwelcoming. There is always that wonderment of who is going to start talking first (usually its the other person), always followed by a severely pointless question or comment like: "Its nice outside, isn't it?" which always makes me want to answer: "I'll be darned! I had no idea, since I was locked up in a cage for the past few days and did not just walk in here behind y

Small Breasts Lovers
Where did they all go? Did they all die out? Total extinction? I mean all those huge cleavage and big breasted default pictures.. men flock to them like dogs in heat.. Why is that? Where are all the tiny breast lovers? Are you all scared or embarrassed to be known? Oh well.. By overlooking us small breasted women.. you are missing out on some great people.. Your loss. Did you ever think.. some that show all that breast and cleavage that's all they have to fall back on?

Small Town
Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this. Those who didn't will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it is. 1) You can name everyone you graduated with. 2) You know what 4-H means. 3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.) 4) You used to'drag'Main . 5) You whispered the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour. 6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you new which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't. 7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.) Besides, where would you get the money? 8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you sti

A Small Poem
A small poem By me , If you knew how i feel When you look into my eyes and smile When you make me laugh The way you smile back at me it's memorizing When i look into your eyes,to see a gentle and fragile soul Like starring at the stars on a clear and warm summer night. But most of all the warmth i get, just thinking about you. If only you knew the love i have for you. The pain i feel when your sad. But when your happy, The world seems to turn just a little slower And when it does ,i wish I was by your side. harring the never ending feeling Of love. michael mrrcp 2007

A Small Gift Of Lechery For The 14th
I'd drink your bath water A taste of you, so divine If you would grant me just one sweet vulva kiss, Valentine You'd say I love with no abandon, I love criminally To you, I'd say in a whisper, "Not guilty" I'd eagerly raise your dress I'd happily bathe in your shine I'm ravenous for your sweet vulva kiss, Valentine If you'd kindly appease my cravings, I'll kindly show I have the nerve Deep within the folds of your inticing love, I'll proudly serve As I lay awake I dream of what could be mine I'd stay forever in your sweet vulva kiss, Valentine Prolific thoughtgasms substitute the most intimate kisses Though I'm miles away, one day I'll deeply strive to fulfill your wishes... Happy Valentine's Day!! Qualls2

Small Prizes
i am going to host a simple giveaway with small prizes 1 month vip is 15,000 comments 7 day blast 15,000 comments 3 day blast 10,000 comments 1 day blast 5,00 comments all rates count as 5 comments!! message me if you want to join!!

Small Gestures
OK...this isn't a comment that anyone left, but it happened to me so we will say it was my comment. I was at work on Saturday when a man in military dress came into our dealership. He asked me a few questions and when we were done he said he would be back later. I watched him walking out the door, and realized that I have often said we should thank these people when we see them. So I ran out to his truck and asked if i could ask him a question. "What branch are you?" I asked. He replied Army with a quizzing look on his face. I explained to him I was a member of a site that showed support for our troops,firefighters,police and ems. As soon as I said that, his quizzing look turned to a smile. I told him that I often asked others on the page to thank these people when they see them. So "Thank you for everything you are doing for us. I really appreciate it." With that he said "You are welcome...and thanks". We shook hands and parted ways. I knwo it was one thank you, but he will know he ha

A Small Poem Of What My Feelings Were After Being Injured In Iraq In 2004
My Blood By me. The sun is shining, But my eyes see no light. I see black, I see people laughing, But all i hear is the screaming. Whats wrong with me? all is wrong, im confused , whats just happend? All I feel is confusion and coldness?, in the desert? I see my blood gushing from my chest and mouth, why ? , what happend ? it does`nt hurt,no pain , but why , it should ?am i dead?,am i dying? My mind is yelling "dont die yet", Is all I think all day long, when I sleep I dream of death . The blood has covered the floor, I feel light headed The pain rushes through my body like lighting hitting the ground. they come in again ,operation again. I think of everything I have been through, my dead friends , family , me almost killed, Now everything is gone Its silent, the medications working and as i take a long deep breath I think "I guess this is all I have worked for......my death!" Mrrcp 2004

Small Opportunities
Small opportunities Big opportunities come to those who make the most of the small opportunities. Small opportunities are present in each moment and in every situation. Today is filled with small opportunities. In little bits of time that might otherwise be wasted, there is treasure waiting to be created. Having a clear sense of purpose brings those small opportunities to light. Living with a strong commitment to move forward compels you to seize those opportunities and make the most of them. Small steps, taken consistently, put you in position to take big steps. Save a few dollars a day, day after day, for example, and soon you have hundreds or thousands of dollars available to invest. Honing your skills on the small things, by learning what works and what doesn't, will prepare you to successfully handle the big challenges and opportunities. Time is your friend when you make continuous use of it to grow stronger and more capable. Everywhere you look, there are small way

Small Convo With My Brother
My brother designed graduation invitation since we're graduating from college a week apart. He goes to school at Temple and I am a Penn State student. I always ride him because his sports teams suck and his school is generally viewed as lower quality. Here is a little snippet of us discussing the design: (his mascot is an owl and Penn State is the Nittany Lions) OlneyIrishman (10:50:37 PM): i still think it should be a lion mauling an owl Pat (10:58:09 PM): meh, too violent Pat(10:58:31 PM): plus, if going by GPA, it should be an owl carrying off a lion cub OlneyIrishman (11:00:19 PM): but if we're going by how much we'll be making in the future, it should be a lion taking a dump full of owl feathers

Small-minded Men
Yesterday I went to the local Auto Zone to get some things for my truck so I can do a tune-up on it... The guy behind the counter was a complete ass!!! My truck is one of thoses experimental models that is a 4 cylinder with 8 spark plugs & 2 coils... When I got the truck last year we found that 4 of the plug wires were different from what is supposed to go on that truck because, obviously, one of the coils has been changed out at some point... So I proceed to tell the man behind the counter that I need to find another set of wires that will fit the truck so that I can change out those 4 wires... This ass proceeds to inform me that I don't know what I'm talking about because those wires come in sets of 8 & they all fit just fine... That's how everyone else buys them & he's never had anyone say that 4 of them are different... I'm thinking that he must not understand what I'm saying, so I attempt to explain to this idiot that I believe one of the coils has been changed & that

Small Packages
They say Great things come in small packages. That is one saying I fully agree with. My mother was the greatest thing in the world. She was a fiesty, firery, stubborn 4 foot 9 inch tall woman who stood up for what she believed in no matter how big her obsticle or foe. On the other hand she was kind, careing and compassionate but most importantly she had a pure soul which not many people can claim. She was 64 years old when she left us Sunday April 27th 2008 at 9:47am and left all of us who knew and loved her heartbroken.I have done alot of things in my life my mother didnt agree with but never once was she ever disapointed in me and all I ever knew from her was love and affection. My children are better people due to having her in thier lives. I Love and Miss you MOM!!

Smallville: Lex Is Out, Doomsday Is In
Smallville Execs Thank Star for Lex Appeal, Tease Doomsday's Arrival Michael Rosenbaum by Kharen Hill/The CW A joint statement from Smallville's new quartet of show runners, the CW and Warner Bros. Television pays proper due to Michael Rosenbaum, who won't be returning next season as a series regular. "It has been an honor and pleasure to work with Michael. He is one of the best actors on television and has never failed to bring a new layer to the character of Lex Luthor in every episode," says the missive. "While... we won’t have the pleasure of working with him on a weekly basis this fall, we like to think that we haven’t seen the last of Lex Luthor. Stay tuned." (In comments: Michael Rosenbaum's letter to fans and friends.) The Smallville bosses go on to tease a new breed of villainy for Season 8, including the arrival of Doomsday, "the legendary, unstoppable destroyer" who will present Clark with "his ultimate challenge." (Doomsday, of course, is the only character in the D

Smallville's Chloe Problem
Exclusive: Smallville's Big Chloe Problem Allison Mack in Smallville by Michael Courtney/The CW It looks like Smallville's about to take another, potentially lethal, hit. Just a week after it was announced that Michael Rosenbaum would not be returning full time as Lex next season, sources confirm to me exclusively that Allison Mack, arguably Smallville's most popular heroine, may be the next to go. This marks quite a turnaround from a few months ago, when I deemed Mack a lock to come back next season. And I wasn't the only one. Although a deal wasn't signed at the time, Smallville insiders tell me that all indications were that the actress was on board for Season 8. But then Rosenbaum terndered his resignation and everything fell apart. "Allison's camp used Michael leaving as leverage in the negotiations with [Warner Bros.]," says one Smallville source, who adds that Kristin Kreuk's decision to only return for a handful of episodes as Lana only strengthened Mack's barg

Small-town Folks
SMALL TOWNS Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this. Those who didn't will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it is. 1) You can name everyone you graduated with. 2) You know what 4-H means 3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.) 4) You used to'drag'Main . 5) You whispered the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour. 6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you new which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't. 7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.) Besides, where would you get the money? 8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy

The Smallest But Simplest Decisions
The smallest choices one makes can be so simple but yet leave the biggest impact on one's life and loved ones. So before you go and make even the smallest decisions in your life; make sure you know how it's going to affect you and those close to you. Never make life changing decisions without thinking of it through and weighing all the options first. Because the choices you make can afflict upon your children and/or your closest family and friends. The wrong choices can perminately damage one's life and one's surroundings. So before making any decisions; listen to your heart and not your head or anyone else. Losten to your closest friends or family member's opinions and/or advice, but let your heart make the decisions. Besides, you are your own person and noone can tell you how you should live your life or raise your children. Just do your best and all will end up well. You are the strongest person in your life right now and you are the only one that knows what is best for you and your

"small Traveler"
"small traveler" Far below His lofty distant perch, she travels, Down a darkened, stony, lonely lane, Unaware He charts her every move, she ambles On small feet, well-bruised and fraught with pain. From above He calls out in His voice--she listens, Hears her name born softly in the breeze. Still, she waits, then moves her feet again, now faster, Trembling in her soul and in her knees. Once again she stumbles and she falls--she lies there, Terrified to sleep until the dawn. Morning comes, her naked soul awakes, then panics, Reaches for a robe, then puts it on. Hiding still beneath the spreading oaks, she wonders If she'll ever bask in open air and light, Or alone, she's doomed to shrink in shame and sorrow, Shaded by the hues of wrong and right. Then at once, the limbs above her part, in reverence, Sunlight floods her face, as does His voice. In her heart, she knows the time has come for her to Take His hand, or faint, that is her choic

Smallest Tokens
I do things for you to let you know I love you and get asked why ? I give you things to show you I love you and get asked why ? I tell you things nobody else knows and get asked why ? I tell you the reason I do these things and still get asked why ? I tell you and show you in more ways than one that I love you and still get asked why ? I have told you I would be with you forever and still get asked why ? I hold you close in my dreams every night and still get asked why ? I try to let you know how much I love you and still get asked why ? I have told you I would die for you and still get asked why ? I have made a life together with you and still get asked why ? I do small things because I want to and still get asked why ? I sit and think of you daily and still get asked why ? I carry nothing but love for you every day and still get asked why ? If you can't see I do all this without wanting anything in return but your love then I have

Small People, Small Minds
Small People, Small Minds by LateNiteFantasy© Outlook narrowed, Tunnel vision thin, Myopic, Preconceived, Prejudicial, Bigoted, Angry, outraged at those That they can not understand nor Tolerate, Beyond their small mindlessness. These few intolerant children, Born, Generation unto generation, continue To be the black mark on A proud country that by its own Constitution and Bill of rights, allows Them their ignorance.

Smallville Buzz
Lois fans from Smallville have one request: Throw us a freakin' bone here! Please tell us she will finally be in every episode in Season 8. — Luke Matt Mitovich: Would that I could, Luke (and the scores of others seeking such assurance). But at this point I am hearing that Erica Durance's sitch remains "the same as always" — that is, she'll do 13 or so episodes. There is a slight chance we may eke out an extra one or two. Small consolation, I know, but you should understand that delivering 22 episodes' worth of Lois... well, like Denise Richards, it is complicated.

A Small Respite
Not that anyone cares, but the last two days have actually been pretty good. I still have pain, but its not the sharp, throbbing pain that dominated my life last week. On a side note, my wife got an mRI, and it was discovered that she has a bulging disc in her back. STeroid treatment, Physical Therapy, or surgery are her three options, so we'll see. Of course, now I am all paranoid that I have something similar, and want an MRI. Thank God I'm too lazy to follow thru with it til its too late.

Smallville
I watched this show for the first time some hours ago. I watched it and didn't like how wimpy they made Superman. I mean, half the time, my friend and I were laughing since I'd yell at the TV and tell him to use his super powers. She just laughed and said, "This is before he knew he was Superman. He doesn't know about his powers." I felt dumb

Small Lesson From Master
Knowing that Master is wanting to see me again. I go over to his apartment, knowing Master is not home. I set things up for Him. All the ties on the bed and the variety of toys laid in a neat row. The discipline means laid out as well. I take and get into Masters shower waiting for Him, letting the water cascade down my firm body. Stepping out and towel drying feeling the wanting desire grow inside my loins. I go and getting the outfit that I picked out to wear for Master . I put on a very submissive and revealing outfit. Wrist bracelets with metal loops for restraining and a collar as well fashioned in the same way. I put a slight bit of makeup on and a tad of musk for the fragrant allure. I slip into the garter and hose and place my black hills on. Leaving my hair down and flowing, knowing you like it that way. I wait patiently for Master to come home as I light candles and turn down the lights and put on Celtic music. I fall asleep waiting for Master on the bed. Master a

Small Things In Life Can Make You Smile
Talk about appreciating the small stuff. Lately been feeling lots of anxiety. Really not sure what trigger it. But I remember a friend told me once said right feelings follow right actions. So about 25 mins ago I decided to start cleaning cleaning always makes me feel better when I am done. Well I was going though some old clothes of mind and Rickys and I saw the cutest thing kinda made me smile and for about 10 mins i was anxiety free. I found one of his new born Baby sock. brought me back to a time when I had to do everything for him cause he depending and put trust in me. I look at him now and hes dong simple like feeding him self, can put on his pants on even though there backwards and twisted..lol he can run, walk, talk and a hole lot wow an amazing concept.

A Small Poem
A small poem By me , for you If you knew how i feel When you look into my eyes and smile When you make me laugh The way you smile back at me it's memorizing When i look into your eyes,to see a gentle and fragile soul Like starring at the stars on a clear and warm summer night. But most of all the warmth i get, just thinking about you. If only you knew the love i have for you. The pain i feel when your sad. But when your happy, The world seems to turn just a little slower And when it does ,i wish I was by your side. harring the never ending feeling Of love. michael

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Small Acts Of People Have Made A Difference To Me.
When we do the best we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or the life of another. --Helen Keller It is a great loss when we underestimate the importance of our efforts in the life of another. One man, who had to spend some time in a hospital, waited day after day to receive a card or a telephone call from those who cared. Some people, who he expected to call or write, did not. Others, who the man had not felt close to, and whom he did not expect to hear from, surprised him with their concern. He came to place greater value on those who had cared enough to call or send a card. A little act, the best we have at that moment, makes a big difference to the person on the other end. Knowing this helps us make sure that all our acts, even the smallest, are as good as we can make them, because they all make a difference. What small acts of those around me have made a difference to me?

A Small Request
My bf aunt is a beautiful soul that needs our prayers tonight. She has suffered another stroke after having one just 3 days ago. If you wish please send a prayer. Thank you in advance Peace Love and HUGS C~

"small Minded People"
Small Minded People I live on a street with manicured grass Where all of my neighbors are stiff middle class By the way that they act you’d swear they were rich All gathered in cliques, to gossip and bitch. Me, I am different, I do not pretend Sometimes to my lawn I do not attend That was all that it took to start all the strife With the small minded people, in need of a life. First they got bitter and said unkind things Then they hurled the insults they were hoping would sting The last straw came with a rock through my glass From the small minded people, such a pain in the ass Did I get angry, did I fire back at them? I can say I did not but I resolved there and then To teach them a lesson they would never forget But there were some things I first had to get I found all the books, I had much to study And then I made nice, like I was their buddy I invited them over, and 8 of them came Unknowing that they were now playing my game I threw quite a party, I

Small Wonder Of A Kiss
Small Wonder of a Kiss Look ahead My Love Can you see in the distance? A small hide away Where you and I can dance Just a few more steps I will open the door As we step inside Our hearts connect once more Hidden from the worlds view Where only our eyes meet Hands reaching for each other Our bodies creating such fiery heat The candles flicker in the lanterns Shining on your GORGEOUS face The light dances on your skin So soft like silky lace Here we can be free to love Here the world does not exist We can drench ourselves in each other Or just the Small Wonder of a Kiss

A Small Voice
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Born the middle son of a farmer And a small town Southern man Like his daddy's daddy before him Brought up workin' on the land Fell in love with a small town woman And they married up and settled down Natural way of life if you're lucky For a small town Southern man First there came four pretty daughters For this small town Southern man Then a few years later came another A boy, he wasn't planned Seven people livin' all together In a house built with his own hands Little words with love and understandin' From a small town Southern man Chorus: And he bowed his head to Jesus And he stood for Uncle Sam And he only loved one woman (He) was always proud of what he had He said his greatest contribution Is the ones you leave behind Raised on the ways and gentle kindness Of a small town Southern man (Raised on the ways and gentle kindness) (Of a small town Southern man) Callous hands told the story

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You made us smile when we were sad. You made us laugh when we cried. You are the angel God blessed us with; Thank you for being so precious. It made us sad to see you go, But the memories will live on. Our hearts are with you always; You will never be forgotten. Your heart was made of gold, All you did was love. We still hear your laughter, We still hear your cries; All we do is smile. We will join you someday With arms wide open for your hugs; And smiles to go with. We love you baby boy always, Like you will always love us!

A Small Update
Hi all,At the moment I still have no internet access. I am currently at a friends house so I am able to use theirs for a few seconds. I am currently looking to get a new laptop (mine finally died) and establish some sort of an internet connection. I am still alive :) Thanks for all of the love while during my time offline. I hope to be back on soon. xoxo Lanah Layeau

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Just a real quick small update. I got notification that they had changed my medical insurance on Saturday so I can get the much needed counseling I have been after in the first place. Yeah to that! With this new medical insurance, its a step torwards ssi, they have a facilitator call me, and we do the paperwork together, whats nice is I will have the state behind me. I have been taking lyrica for 2 weeks now, The all over body pain has lessened, yet its still there. The colder the mornings are, the older I feel :( Its pretty bad to feel 90 when I am only 39. Now the fatigue is kicking my ass. Even though I go to bed, I generally cant fall asleep till between 12-2 am. Then I am always up by 8. During the day I feel extremely drained. So many times I tell myself I need a caffiene shot or IV. Alright thats all for now, just sending an update.

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Just a real small update. Most know I have been living in transitional housing with up to 9 other women.... sighs!!! Now for the update, I think my housing will be kicking in soon, I am #2 and #3 on the waiting list of this one set and it seems like they are constantly calling me to have me do something else. Sounds like it will move reallllly quickly. SO perhaps in the next month or so I will be in my own place.... BIG GRINS!

Small Update
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A koala bear walks into the bar the other day and sits down next to a hooker, one thing leads to another and soon they're both headed up to her room for some fun. For next few hours all the koala bear does is go down on the hooker, after this jumps up out of bed and starts heading for the door. The hooker still dazed and confused says "Hey! you cant leave, I need to get paid for this yet." The koala bear replies, "I'm just a koala bear I don't know such things." so the she finds a dictionary and tells the koala look up hooker and sure enough it says HOOKER- someone who gets paid for sex. At this the koala bear starts laughing and tells the hooker to then look up koala bear..... The definition of a koala bear reads as follows: KOALA BEAR a small fuzzy Australian animal, it eats bushes and leaves!

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I drove by your barber shop, last week. Eyes teared up, I couldn't even speak. I pictured you standing there, through the glass. Telling your tales, teaching your class. Everyone listened, hung onto every word. You were a remarkable man, that's for sure. Thank you for the memories Grandaddy, for being all that you were to me. My hero, my heart, inspiring, truly. For everything I didn't get the chance, to say. I am writing these words to you, today. I may not have told you, enough. How much you meant, how much you were thought of. So I'm telling you now, I hope you can hear my tears. I loved you then and at this moment, you were responsible for my happy years. In my eyes you will always be, the greatest man who ever lived. These words aren't much, a small gift to give. There is meaning behind every tear, that leaves a trail down my face. There's a spot in my heart just for you, no one could fill that space.

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the old donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up! As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Smart Canadian
Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. That's a judo chop from Japan", he says. The litttle Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold. The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh!, tell him that was a fu**kin' hockey stick from Canadian Tire

Smart Quiz
Naturally Smart You're a naturally smart person. Your intelligence comes to you naturally, rather than from instruction - and you are better with applied or more real-world things... which comes in handy, here in the real world. 20% applied intelligence40% natural intelligence Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Smart Assed Answers
TOP SIX SMART ASS ANSWERS FOR 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened histrench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.

Smartass Bf
so today, my smartass bf, sends me a text message and says (on the phone) u'r gonna kill me for this... text message said: "ScientistS believe that 98% of women will at some point in their lives contain intelligent dna, unfortunately 90% of them will spill it out" MY REPLY: "scientist believe that 98% of men will at some point in their live have intelligent dna, unfortunately, 90% of them would rather be single.. lol i'm wondering who won..

Smart People Test.....
Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. >> >> >> >>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? >> >> >>Wrong Answer. >> >> >>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator

Smart Ass Answer
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Smart Wemon
> Marriage - Part I > > Typical macho man marries typical > > good-looking woman and after the wedding, > > he laid down the following rules: > > "I'll be home when I want, if I want and > > at what time I want > > and I don't expect any hassle from you. > > I expect a great dinner to be on table unless > > I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. > > I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and > > card-playing when I want with my old buddies > > and don't you give me a hard time about it. > > Those are my rules! > > Any comments?" > > His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me. > > Just understand that there will be sex > here at seven o'clock every night > > whether you're here or not." > > (SHE'S GOOD!) > > ******************************* ***** > > Marriage (Part II) > > Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the > > day of their 40th weddin

Smart Ass Contest
Ok I'm in the Biggest Smart Ass on CT contest and I'd love for everyone to come by and rate me and comment bomb me. (Just make sure that you're a level 3 and up or points will get deducted from my score). here's the link ~~~FIEND GRRL~~~~ PLEASE SHOW SUM LUV!!!

Smart Ass
A Honda owner is riding along with a Harley owner as his passenger when he decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working. He asks the Harley owner if he doesn't mind stepping off of the bike to check the lights while he tests them. The Harley owner steps off and stands in front of the Honda. The Honda rider turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which the Harley owner responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."

Smarter Animals
(16 August 1999, Germany) A hunter from Bad Urach was shot dead by his own dog on Monday. The 51-year-old man was found sprawled next to his car in the Black Forest. A gun barrel was pointing out the window, and his bereaved dog was howling inside the car. The animal is presumed to have pressed the trigger with its paw. Police have ruled out foul play. Since it happened in a hunting preserve, does the dog get the head mounted on a wall in its doghouse? (1991, Nicosia, Cyprus) Under similar circumstances, an Iranian hunter was shot to death near Tehran by a snake that coiled around his shotgun as he pinned the reptile to the ground. Another hunter reported that that the victim, named Ali, tried to catch the snake alive by pressing the butt of his shotgun behind its head. The snake coiled around the butt and pulled the trigger, shooting Ali in the head.

Smart Horse
Again, thanks David. Lmao The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off ac

Smart Kid
A young boy went up to his father and said, "Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?" The father thought for a moment, then answered. "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!" The boy then went to his brother an

S. Marine Corps Oath Of Enlistment
S. Marine Corps Oath of Enlistment I, (have someone recite your name for you), swear..uhhhh....high-and-tight.... grunt...cammies.... ugh...Air Force women ....HOORAH! So Help Me CORPS! ____________________ Thumb Print ____________________ Date

Smart Parrot
guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornitho

Smart Rednecks Lol
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" > > "Yes. What can I do for you?" > > "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" > > "Thank you very much for the call, sir." > > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. > > The phone rings at Virgil's house. > > "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" > > "Yeah!" > > "Did they chop your firewood?" > > "Yep!" > > "Happy Birthday, buddy!" > > (Who says rednecks aren't real bright??!)

Smarty Pants...
Your SAT Score of 1240 Means: You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Lower Than Al Gore You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates Your IQ is most likely in the 120-130 range Equivalent ACT score: 28 Schools that Fit Your SAT Score: The George Washington University University of California-San Diego Villanova University The University of Texas at Austin Penn State - University Park What Does Your SAT Score Mean?

Smart Farm Boy
A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!" "That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course.So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Ole Blue doing, son,"his father asks. Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how

Smart Asses.....
i have a problem with smartasses...going on my page and to my family album and down rating my pics of my family and my nieces!!!!...who in the fuck is gonna be that damn cold hearted to down rate a 4 and a 5 year old child's pic a 1 and a 2!!!!....i mean come on its a child for fuck sake!!!....most of u have noticed me posting bulletins about the down raters....and thats the only thing i feel like i can do to warn others...and im not gonna lie i do delete and block all the people that do down rate my pics not becouse of points cause i would never do that to them ...i try to be a true friend to every one and keep up with their blogs and bulletins and pics...who knows maybe thats y they r down rating my pics maybe its cause some where i missed something??

Smart Ass Answers Of 2006
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." Whe

Smart
you think you know it all you think you are so smart im told im so dumb but i know thats not true you may be smart but you dont know it everything you have to be bad at something no one is that smart thats say half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at if you dont know than you are not all that smart you dont know everything that you say you know all about me you dont know what i go through i not what it seems i guess you dont know that now are you it may seem like everything is fine but you dont know im not always happy like you you think youre not smart but youre not dumb you are perfect the way you are you dont have to be smart just be yourself dont try to know me

A Smart Woman Would
Ok, for those of you who know me. You know I Love Everyone. For those who know me well, you know it excludes those who disrespect me. OK, I won't name names, but I have to vent this. About a week ago, a female was dropping naughty gifts on my man's page. Really, not a problem, happens all the time, CT is alot of flirting. except this female pointedly avoided my exsistance on my husbands page. Did not look at pics of me, or of me and him. Ok, well about 99% of women that visit his page drift over to mine. She never did. Which is why I typically don't mind the comments and exchanged gifts. Well, I got my panties in a wad and sent her a message telling her the things she was sending my man, and the comments she was leaving were dis-respectful. Ok, she writes back saying she's sorry. Ok, this should be the end of it right. Most women would then back off for a little while and let the pissed off wife cool down right? Not this one. She just sent him something e

Smart Bulletin That Needs To Be Read... Please Enjoy.
I Log on to read some email and comments and maybe a message in my shoutbox but never stay long. I also choose not to pay money for VIC or to make sticky bulletins or even a shout out. The reasons for this are simple. The OWNERS, MIKE AND RYAN, believe they are working hard at making this better for others but truthfully this is mainly about filling their pockets. It is business. I glanced at the bulletins and read one put up by stewie. It intrigued me because of the CHERRYphotos and the CHERRYstash links that were shown. For every link you click, For every thing you buy, for every time you log in thru a link THE SITE EARNS MONEY. Also all the email you click that is sent, YES I MEAN THE SPAM MAIL, they also get money. The site is run by accumulating information and sharing or selling it to other companies who wish to purchase this information. I am sure there are others who are reaping some of the benefits from this but it mainly goes to those who OWN the company. I myself was

Smart Man
This guy knows his math! He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday. Statistically

Smart Ass
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I

Smart Women
Barbara Walters of 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that the women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walters' vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even farther back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes and without hesitation said, "Land mines." Moral of the story: Behind every man is a smart woman.

Smart Ass Answer #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent t

Smart Ass Answers
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stoppe

7 Smart Ways To Find New Customers
Get the most from your mailings to potential customers using tips from a direct-marketing pro. FORTUNE Small Business Magazine (Fortune Small Business) -- What does it take to get someone to buy a car? A personalized letter promising a $1,000 discount can go a long way. That's what I discovered years ago in Canada when I worked on a direct mail campaign for Ford, promoting Lincoln's Town Car, Continental and Mark VIII. We told recipients that all they had to do was visit a dealership, negotiate their best price and then produce the letter to save another $1,000. Sales took off. Consumers are bombarded these days with advertising messages. Direct marketers like me are part of the reason. For 12 years in New York and now in Hollywood, Fla., I have run Mason & Geller Direct (masongeller.com), a direct marketing advertising firm with big clients such as J.P. Morgan Chase (Charts), as well as entrepreneurial firms. car_for_less.03.jpg More from FSB 7 smart ways to find new

Smart First Grader
> > > A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her > students. > The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" > Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the > 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd > grade too!" > > Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. > While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the > principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he > would give the boy a test. > If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the > 1st grade and behave. > She agreed. > > Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed > to take the test. > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > Harry: "9". > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > Harry: "36". > > And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should > know. > > The principal looks at Ms. Brooks a

Smart Ass Answers
Smart Ass Answer No.5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." *************** Smart Ass Answer No.4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ******************* Smart Ass Answer No.3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. ******************* Smart Ass Answer No.2: A truck driver was driving along on

The Smart Bomber
2 Irishmen making letter bombs, Pat says "Mick do you tink ey put enough explosive in dis envelope ?" " Dont know, open the fooker up and see" says Mick. " But it'll explode" says Pat. " Dont be feckin stoopid ya eegit," Mick says, " Its not addressed to you !"

(smart-ass) Instructions For Life
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. (Especially when giving them grief.) 2. Memorize your favorite poem. (Teach foreigners the theme song to your favorite TV show and tell them it's a traditional American folk song about a fabled three hour tour.) 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. (But all-you-can-eat is okay.) 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. (...mean it as "I need regular sex and someone to listen to my problems at all hours of the night, and occasionally bail me out of jail, so you'll do until someone better comes along.") 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. (People will believe _anything_ if you look them in the eye.) 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. (Heck, be engaged at least six _times_ before you get married.) 7. Believe in love at first sight. (Believe in leprechauns, for that matter.) 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams(, unless they're,

Smart I Am
You have a sexual IQ of 130 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Smart Man
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite di

The Smartest Man In The World
There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes. The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those." With that he grabbed one and jumped out. The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute." And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."

Smartass Awnsers
Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." *************** Smart Ass Answer ..4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ******************* Smart Ass Answer ..3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. ******************* Smart Ass Answer ..2: A truck driver was driving along on the

Smart Ass Answers
SMART A** ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART A** ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART A** ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART A** ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the

Smart Computer
Smart Computer The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This", he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it." At which a Clever Dick stepped forward -- there is always one -- and spoke into the Ultimate Computer's microphone. "Where is my father"?, he asked. There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out. On it were printed the words, "Fishing off Florida." Clever Dick laughed. "Actually," he said, "my father is dead"! It had been a trick question!! The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rep

Smart Stuff
"A time comes in your life when you finally get it"…. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cried out- ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awkening. You realize that its time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Chraming and you are not cinderella and that in the real world there arent always fairy tale endings(or beginnings for that matter) and the guarantee of “happily ever after” must begin with you and in the process of a sense of serenity is born acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not

Smart Ass Answer Of The Year 2006
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

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THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as

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SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When t

Smart Ass Combacks
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When t

Smart Old Man (this Will Be Me)
An old man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned,"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Old men can still think fast.

Smart Cricket Contest
Attention everyone, I would consider it a personal favor if you help out my friend Smart Cricket. She is behind in her contest and could really use your help. All of your help would really be appreciated. Please stop by and drop her some comments. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

Smart A$$!!!!!!!
Being a smartass is very simple; there are only two rules you need to follow. 1. Tell people what they most want to hear, with a straight face. 2. Then tell them the truth. Friend: Do these pants make my butt look big? Smartass: No, not at all. Really, they're quite fetching on you. Friend: Really? Smartass: No, not really. They're squishing your enormous ass like an over-sized pressed ham. Maybe if you'd tuck the bottom of your cheeks into your socks, that would be better. Then of course you have the following items of interest............. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me? It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. I think it's the duty of the brave ones to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds! The

Smart One** In My Shoutbox!
**My use of the phrase "Smart One" has nothing to do with actual intelligence. OK, so there's a guy that's been posting MuMMs solely about shoe size. People have been getting offended and tired of it, because it's frankly, none of his business. I posted lyrics from Buck Dich, the Rammstein song, and told him I was trying to think of a reason why I shouldn't report his MuMM. He shouted me, and though I didn't copy and paste in time, his original shout was something about how German was a bad language, and a guess at my shoe size. He hasn't replied back yet, but I'll edit if he does. Or start a new blog entry about him. ->Zeppo M.D.: That's become obvious. Zeppo M.D.: well i dont _>Zeppo M.D.: I didn't ask if you did. Zeppo M.D.: i care ->Zeppo M.D.: i'm pasting our conversation in a blog, by the way Zeppo M.D.: yup bye ->Zeppo M.D.: None of your business Zeppo M.D.: what size shoe do you wear? ->Zeppo M.D.: I noticed. Zeppo M.D.: i have no clue ->Zeppo M.D.: ......becaus

Smartazz Answers
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, ' Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the co

Smartass
Well its Sunday and I'm kinda beat from the last few days and for some reason I feel like being a smartass today and fubar looks pretty dull so I may put up the xmas tree... although I really don't want to cuz i'm all bah bum bug at the moment so I might wait till i am in the xmas spirit... anywho hope everyone has a great day

Smart Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing. He then decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, "says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipmen

Smartass Answers Of The Year
How's that for a reaction shot? SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John,seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied,

Smart
I'm smarter than you A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!” Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: “What is 3 x 3?” Harry: “9.” Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Harry: “36.” And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think Harry can go to

Smart Quotes
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should trea

Smart Blonde
The smart blonde Scott gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. 'You know,' he says, 'I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk.' The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, 'What would you like to discuss?' 'Oh, I don't know,' says the guy. 'How about nuclear power?' 'OK,' says the blonde. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?' The guy is dumbfounded! Finally he replies, 'I haven't the slightest idea.' 'So tell me,' says the blonde, 'How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

Smart Ways To Use Mozilla Firefox
Read More About: Mozilla • Mozilla Smart Ways to Use Mozilla Firefox Want to make Firefox jump through hoops? Steve has things to read and add-ons to download. Steve Bass Tuesday, January 08, 2008 10:00 AM PST Recommend this story?Yes 0 VotesNo 1 VotesPlease Wait... My buddy Mike M., from Dripping Springs, Texas, started pestering me. "You're still using that pile of junk browser?" he wrote, referring to Microsoft Internet Explorer. Yes and no, I told him. I'm still using Maxthon 1.0, that marvelous browser that sits on top of IE. It works fine, I said, and no, I insisted, I'm not switching to Mozilla Firefox. It didn't stop him from telling me about two add-ons to Firefox that he finds extremely useful, so I decided to pass along Mike's pearls. The first is CoolIris, an add-on that allows you to preview a page by floating your mouse over a link. Once you're floating, a smaller, resizable preview window pops up, saving you from having to fully open another page.

Smart Women
Gotta love this woman's thinking!!! Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement--not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to th

Smarts Stompernet
SMARTS Stompernet Is Don Crowther and SMARTS worth the money? Here's the way the program will work: Every Monday morning Don will release a set of online videos on our special "members only" website. Each week we will study the keys to success in a specific category of social media with a series of different videos, each covering a specific strategy (some might give a big picture strategy, some will be extremely specific). Along with the videos will be a set of optional assignments. I did say "optional"... but Don's going to be encouraging you to complete them while the information is fresh in your brain – that's the way you will get the best results. Of course, we can all get busy at times, so if you just have too much going on... well, we've got your back. Then midweek, we'll have a conference call where we delve even deeper on that week's topic, and Don will answer your questions. The beauty of these calls is that you learn both from your questions AND the que

Smart Ass Answers Of The Year
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When t

Smartass Answer Of The Year 2006
Top 6 Smartass Answers SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMARTASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMARTASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMARTASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I co

Smart Ass Hillbillies
Joking as always beautiful and i were on a roll yesterday Do people really think that WVn's are so ignorant? **talking about the majority of the population** Yes we wear shoes, yes most of us can read and write, yes most of us have teeth, im sure some are from WalMart! yeeehhawwww.. Bi Rebel G...: i added words!! woohoo its a big step forme i wanted you to share in it!!! lol Beautiful...: lol OMG when did you learn to write.. think i learned to read last week...LMAO being from WV and all...it was a major lifestyle change for me... Bi Rebel G...: ohh shit world watch out!!! and we gots shoes even!!!yeeehaaaaaw Beautiful...: Shoes hell.... WE GOTS ALL OUR TEETH WE CAN BITE NOW!!!!!!! LOL

Smart Ass Answers We Like ...
SMART ASS ANSWER -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in first class. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticke t and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the

Smart Asses
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, " Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." W

Smart Women/stupid Men
Woman Who Knows Her Place Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why Do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation, said, "Land Mines." MORAL OF THE STORY: B ehind every man there is a smart woman.

Smart Mom....don't Take No Bull......
My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr.. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama did to you. That's no

Smart A** Me
SWEET REVENGE IS NOW OPEN...... COME HELP ME TORTURE NICCI IN SWEET REVENGE! COME RELAX AND HAVE FUN, I PROMISE ITS DRAMA FREE. ENJOY MUSIC BY THE PURRRRRRRRRRRING DJ PSYCHO AND DJ DARK ANGEL, ALSO THE NEWEST ADDITION DJ BRIAN. THE OWNER OF SWEET REVENGE NICCI~KASEYS FUWIFE~OWNER OF SWEET REVENGE~BIGDADDY9672 GIRL~DIRTY BITCH CREW PROSPECT~@ fubar MY SLAVE & CO OWNER OF SWEET REVENGE ♥KASEY♥NICCI'S FUWIFE♥CO OWNER OF SWEET REVENGE♥

Smart Ass Mouse
Bought a mouse trap to catch the little bastard because the only mice my cat will catch are the ones filled with catnip. Have heard people say to put peanut butter as the bait. So I put peanut butter on the trap and set it. Wake up this morning and go to check the trap only to find out that the peanut butter had been eaten right off the trap, and the trap was not even sprung. What's the chances in that? 1 in 576,893,957,635,476 LMFAO

Smart Dog Food???
Ok so today I am looking online about dog foods, because Mab isn't eating and seems to have lost some weight. Though normally she isnt a picky eater, but we have been trying different foods because of Zeus who seems to have a sensitive stomach and gets gas from the majority of foods we have tried. We have never gotten 'cheap' dog food as I believe in the addage you get what you pay for, but the pricery brands at the supercenter were stil giving him gas to our horror, not because we are those stuck up types who believe that bodily functions should be kept mum, but rather to put it bluntly he smelled. BAD. As in death by aphixiation. So research I did and found that cheaper brands tend to cause gas due to lack of processing. Hence we tried other brands. Nothing changed. So as I am doing dog food research I find this one all natural dog food, no additives ect so forth. Not organic which I couldnt afford on even a good day. But still natural. I mean we are talking oatmeal, and barl

Smart Ass Quotes Lmfao
A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero. A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? Alone: In bad company. And there he was: reigning supreme at number two. Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? Are you brain-dead? Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? As useless as rubber lips on a wood

2007 Smart Arse Awards
THE 2007 SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR AWARDS< FONT> SMART ARSED ANSWER 6 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. "What are my choices?" the man asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ARSED ANSWER 5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ARSED ANSWER 4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead." SMART ARSED ANSWER 3 The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been wait

Smart Cowboy
A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,........ "Damn thing's an hour fast!"

Smart-ass
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Smart Words.
From my little sister when I asked her why she never talked to her: "She is never on. Face reality and honestly get over her. Nothings ever going to happen. Period." You know, everybody who cares about me (or pretends to) said the same damn thing. It took her to make me believe it. My drawings are put away in deep storage or burned onto a CD. Pictures of her are deleted. Her letters are being mailed back. And now my old Fubar account is deleted. Time to reach for something that will reach back. -Rafael

Smartass
1. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying, " Damn, that was fun! " 2. Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints. 3. SHUT UP VOICES!....or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again. 4. I had a nice day once...I didn't like it. 5. Use the passive voice and no one gets hurt. 6. I'm not smiling...it's just gas. 7. No boy is worth crying over and the one who is won't make you cry. 8. I'm only wearing black till they make something darker. 9. A wise man washes his hands after he pees...a wiser man does not pee on his hands. 10. Anyone looking for a husband, has never had one

Smart Lil Girl!!
So, I was talking to this little girl Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' Catherine replied - 'I would give houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in my back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use for a new house.' Catherine (who was about 4) thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me seething, and Catherine replied, 'why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can just pay him the $5 dollars?' And I said, 'Welco

Smarty Pants
THE 6 BEST SMART-ASS ANSWERS OF 2007: SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines.. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticke t and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.' (i dont care who you are, that's funny!) SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store ! but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you

Smart Ass Answers. .
Smart Answers SMART MOUTH ANSWER #5 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked, 'What are my choices?' the passenger asked, 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART MOUTH ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART MOUTH ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. SMART MOUTH ANSWER #2 -- A truck driver was driving a long on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, ' Low Bridge overhead.' Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck u

The Smart Blonde
A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man. He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars." "I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap." "Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game. "Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs a

Smart Ass Answers
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." Smart Ass Answer #1 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Smart Ass Answer #2 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Smart Ass Answer #3 A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is r

Smart Old Lady
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags ripped, and every once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, A policeman stopped her, and said, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn it!' said the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.' 'Well, now, not so fast,' said the cop. 'Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no, no', said the old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to Heinz Field football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I Thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my garden pruners. Every time some guy pees through my fence, I surprise

Smart-ass- Answers
Smart Ass Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." Smart Ass Answer #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Smart Ass Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Smart Ass Answer #4 A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he k

Smart Flight Attendant!‏
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big plane have baby planes?' The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes, she did.' 'Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you

Smart Ass
If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary form. He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke She’s wound up tighter than the girdle of a baptist minister’s wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast. My sister is soooooo ugly, we had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play her. You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down He’s so stupid, he couldn’t find his ass with both hands.

Smartz
Yesterday something hit me like a ton of bricks. I didnt even realize how stupid I was when I was growing up. Its like at the age of 15 I suddenly underwent this mental puberty, so to speak. Up until I was 15, I was a total idiot. I dont think there was a smart thought in my head, and I did all sorts of ridiculously stupid crap. It was amazing. And all of a sudden...BAM! I actually had an intelligent thought in my head that didn't involve vodka, or vandalizing something, or stealing cigarettes.

Smart Redneck
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday Buddy."

Smartz?
In Russia, there is a thing that kids do nowadays: they go to the train tracks, then wait for a train to get close, and lay on the tracks, in the groove inbetween. Its is deep enough for them to lay without getting touched by the train, so it goes over them. Smart? Not really. I posted a pic of it in my folder, and there were people saying how cool that is, and how they should try doing that. Am I responsible for future train deaths? Or for Darwin in action?

Smart Car; Thanks For This One Too Dove!
what we will be forced to drive quite soon. But look at all of the 'great new choices' we will have from 'The SMART Car'.... The Smorvette! The Smaudi A3 AWD! The Smamborghini! The Smorsche! The Smerrari! And last, but not least

Smart Questions To Keep Handy
“Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers.” -- Anthony Robbins Let’s consider some questions that are truly empowering: - Is there a message for me in this experience? - What’s the gift in this situation? - What can I learn from this? - What’s the most loving thing I could do now? - What’s the most important thing for me to focus on now? - What would I do if I knew I could not fail? - What would I do if there were nothing to fear?

The Smartphoners
“The event that came to be known as The Pulse began at 3:03 p.m., eastern standard time, on the afternoon of October 1. The term was a misnomer, of course, but within ten hours of the even, most of the scientists capable of pointing this out were either dead or insane…” (Stephen King, Cell) If you’ve ever read Stephen King’s novel, Cell, then you already know he created a world where a cell phone signal changed the majority (all cell phone users which is nearly everyone these days) of he world’s population into rage filled maniacs only slightly more functional than zombies but still hell bent on destruction and human consumption. Even if you haven’t read it, it’s still a pretty easy premise to comprehend and also critical to understanding my belief that he’s possibly psychic or he, at least, is getting some of his story ideas from psychics like the three nippled gypsy in Mallrats. You see, I own a Blackberry and I&rsquo

The Smart Way To Make A Masters Pick
The task of making a Masters pick seems more art than science. Who's playing well, who's comfortable at Augusta National and who's due are among the many subjective factors to consider. But there may be an objective one as well- mulberry bags . At next week's Masters, the ability to take advantage of Augusta National's four par 5s will play a major role in determining the champion. These complex holes provide a chance to make up ground but also offer the potential for catastrophe—especially on the 13th and 15th where water comes into play. So in choosing the top contenders, a key statistic to consider is a player's percentage of hitting the green under regulation—that is, in two shots in the case of par fives, once the call to go for the green has been made- mulberry sale . Rounding out the top five are three pros who rely on precision: Ryo Ishikawa, Steve Stricker and Johnson Wagner. But when going for the green, they all get there for an eagle chance more than a third o

Smartass
the only people that are intelligent are females most males think they are smart but these are called jerks,think they can talk there way to a womans heart but dont work that way. let the woman bring her subject up she will know by your answer.

Smartphone Microsoft Bientôt, Disons
Non pas que Microsoft brouille la création d'un smartphone de marque propre, meilleure mobile , c'est que la firme de Redmond serait déjà à travailler pour leur création. Certains constructeurs basés en Asie ont veillé à ce que la société est en train de tester Steve Ballmer designs pour créer un smartphone avec un joint, dans le sillage de la surface de la tablette. L'information viendrait directement des employés de ces constructeurs asiatiques ont contacté le Wall Street Journal et qui ont choisi de rester anonyme. Pas trop de détails techniques sont connues à propos de ce smartphone de Microsoft, parce que, comme nous l'avons dit, il existe actuellement des propositions de conception seulement, mais il semble fonctionner sur des écrans de terminaux de 4 à 5 pouces. Les rumeurs d'un téléphone Microsoft a commencé en Juin, certains analystes pointent à lancer en même temps que Windows Phone 8. Présentation de surface de ce mois a marqué l'origine de la suspicion et parc

Smart Client Ocuparse De Empresa Regalos De Navidad
Procedencia del original: myefox - Si usted es un profesional de ventas o marketing, o si usted tiene un puesto directivo en una organización que depende de las oportunidades de ventas, déjame decirte algo muy interesante que te ayudará a impresionar a sus clientes: el envío de un regalo para hacerles saber que son importantes que tendrá un resultado profundo para su negocio. Como vendedor, usted debe haber notado que los clientes están siempre dispuestos a recibir regalos, no importa cuán pequeño y trivial el regalo es. Si usted le da una pluma como un regalo para el cliente inmediatamente después de cerrar el trato con él / ella, usted sabe que este cliente va a recordar. Sin embargo, ¿alguna vez has pensado en presentar corporativos regalos de Navidad a sus clientes más valiosos?-comprar adornos navidad Se destacan como una persona de ventas Regalos de Navidad o cestas de regalo de negocios, al enviarlos a los clientes, les impresiona y hacerlos felices. Sin embargo, us

Smartphones Comparando: Android Vs Iphone
En la discusión entre teléfonos Android e iPhone, la conversación tiende a inclinarse más hacia el hecho de código abierto frente a sistemas operativos de código cerrado y teléfonos. Esto no es acerca de la elección del desarrollador tanto como aquellos que son los usuarios finales, a pesar de que muchos de ellos no se dan cuenta. El código abierto significa, básicamente, el código está disponible para todos. Esto beneficia a los usuarios, proporcionando a los programadores la oportunidad de escribir software para la elegante sin tener que aprender un nuevo idioma o encajar en las normas estrictamente reglamentado. Un buen ejemplo de esto es el hecho de que la tienda de Google Android app es completamente al cliente y organizadas, con aplicaciones Calificación de usuarios que intentan ellos, que a su vez alimenta las listas de las aplicaciones más populares, lo que se considera adiciones calientes, nuevas y otras maneras de buscar. Apple, por su parte, recibe más de 10.000 presentacio

Smartphone A Confronto: Android Vs Iphone
Nella discussione tra telefoni Android e iPhone, la conversazione tende a propendere per il fatto di open source vs chiusi sistemi operativi di fonte e telefono. Non si tratta di scelta dello sviluppatore così tanto come quelli che sono gli utenti finali, anche se molti di loro non se ne rendono conto. Open source significa essenzialmente il codice è a disposizione di tutti. Questo benefici agli utenti, fornendo ai programmatori la possibilità di scrivere software per l'intelligente senza dover imparare una nuova lingua o rientrano in norme strettamente irreggimentata. Un buon esempio di questo è il fatto che App Store Google Android è completamente cliente organizzata, con applicazioni a valutare gli utenti, mentre cercano loro, che alimenta l'elenco delle applicazioni più popolari, quello che è considerato caldo, nuove aggiunte e altri modi alla ricerca. Apple, invece, ottiene oltre 10.000 osservazioni alla settimana e fortemente veterinari loro App Store per assicurarsi che solo i

Smartphones Et De La Publicité Mobile Va Dominer En 2013: Deloitte
Un milliard de smartphones (téléphones intelligents) seront achetés dans le monde en 2013, notebook pas cher , qui à son tour encourager les recettes publicitaires mobiles, affirme l'étude «Les prédictions sur la technologie, des médias et des télécommunications 2013 par Deloitte. L'utilisation de ces appareils sera plus variée, avec une croissance du nombre d'utilisateurs -400 000 000 personnes d'une base fixe de mille 900 millions d'ici fin de l'année, qui ont rarement ou jamais utilisé un téléphone intelligent. Suivant la tendance dans l'acquisition et l'utilisation des appareils mobiles sera une segmentation de la publicité mobile: les smartphones et les tablettes ciblant. «Les annonceurs devraient envisager de nouvelles formes de publicité ciblée pour les smartphones tels que des vidéos ou des éléments de jeux interactifs, pour le cas de comprimés est possible d'utiliser le contenu créé pour PC", a déclaré Francisco Silva, un partenaire à la technologie et les médias

Smart Meters Women Arrested
Illinois Citizens Still Being Arrested For Filming Cops Despite Court Ruling Which Blocked Unconstitutional Law Paul Joseph WatsonInfowars.comJanuary 25, 2013 Illinois citizens are still being arrested for recording police officers despite a 7th Circuit Court of Appeals ruling last year that blocked the enforcement of the law on the grounds that it was unconstitutional.

Smartphone Android, Atteso Nel 2013 Di Più Milioni Di Spyware E Adware?
smartphone Android, atteso nel 2013 di più milioni di spyware e adware?Quando infatti l'anno semplicemente chiuso adware e spyware era stato di circa 300.500 (anche se era stato offerto solo un centinaio di 25, 500), il nuovo anno si potrebbe esporre alcuni altri 650.500, portando il numero totale per arrotondare.?Va detto, tuttavia, che lo spyware mobile e adware non sta tentando di afferrare i dettagli come fare queste per i personal computer, ma tentano di estorcere e anche prendere i soldi applicando gli attuali punti deboli dal simulatore.?TELEFONI CELLULARI Cattive notizie per il prezioso eco-robot.?il 2013 sarebbe il yr da malware temuto per quanto riguarda Google Android, un bel po 'peggio rispetto al prossimo anno.?Basato su Coupon Trend Micro, probabilmente i più noti organizzazioni dedicate alla protezione particolari, la quantità di malware per il sistema operativo mobile di Google potrebbe raggiungere un milione, triplicando la quantità di quelli precedentemente entro il 2

Smartphones Schutz Muss
Wenn Computer wurden eingeführt Menschen benutzt zu fühlen, warum Technologie nicht auf diese Ebene, wo sie den Computer tragen konnten, wohin sie gehen voran. Was die Menschen wollen dann gemacht wurde heute möglich, (dual sim handy)wie wir Smartphones, die Rolle des Pocket-Computer zu sehen. Menschen nutzen ihre Smartphones in diesen Tagen nicht nur für das Gespräch und SMS, aber für geschäftliche Transaktionen und viele andere amtliche Werke. Auf diese Weise können wir sehen, wie wichtig ein Smartphone könnte für eine Person zu sein. Was passiert, wenn Sie ein teures Smartphone besitzen, und es verloren geht? kann nichts mehr erschreckend dann verlieren Sie Ihr Smartphone in diesem High-Tech-Welt. Smartphones sind sehr beliebt und die Nachricht von einem Smartphone verloren gehen wird sogar noch beliebter. Daher, um den Verlust des Handys zu verhindern ht Mobilfunkanbieter Unternehmen haben mit einer zentralen Datenbank, die Handys und Smartphones deaktiviert wird, sobald sie ve

Smart American
Just as I suspected, I'm pretty smart. You Are a Smart American You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed.Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be. Are You a Dumb American? With intelligence comes credibility.

Smart Flagship Tablet T30 10.1-inch Screen
Smart flagship tablet T30 10.1-inch screen The T30 tablet android machine design is extremely simple, the body of a magnesium alloy material to build. The screen, with a 10.1-inch IPS hard screen with 1280 × 800 HD resolution, viewing angle of 178 °, support multi-touch, compared with the vast majority of the market 9.7-inch 1024 × 768 resolution, clarity increased by 30%. Meanwhile, the big screen with the golden ratio 16:10, wider field of vision, the screen is more delicate, more prominent show compatibility to favorite big screen bring amazing experience. Android 4.2 T30 relative to the the Google original raw system Google Android4.2 depth custom Zhi Zhuo (SmartDroid)-based system, custom WitVerge system more suitable for tablet, equipped with a more personalized user UI, smoother control, richer Widgets, more thoughtful detail settings, etc., at the same time has a very efficient power design, to ensure that the background multitasking case, remains a long life.Smart Devices T3

Smartphones-la Generación De Teléfonos Móviles De Próxima
"El cambio es necesario para la supervivencia", este famoso dicho no es aplicable a los seres humanos o seres vivos, pero el mismo se ha aplicado en muchas cosas no vivientes, como teléfonos móviles, ordenadores portátiles, coches, etc Se ha observado que muchos de los productos que se dejase ' t evolucionado con los cambios y el desarrollo en el mercado han perecido. Los teléfonos móviles son también parte de esta evolución y han evolucionado constantemente a sí mismos como por la exigencia del usuario. Hubo un tiempo cuando la gente les gusta usar los teléfonos pesados ??con el color blanco y negro que estos teléfonos móviles fueron reemplazados por los teléfonos más avanzados que no sólo eran de peso ligero, pero también viene con características interactivas, como cámara, pantalla de colores, música y juegos atractivos. Pero en los últimos a?os los teléfonos móviles han visto una nueva evolución y una nueva generación de teléfonos móviles ha terminado tomó los teléfonos móviles exi

Smartphones-la Génération Des Téléphones Mobiles Next
?Le changement est nécessaire à la survie" ce fameux dicton ne s'applique pas aux êtres humains ou des êtres vivants, mais le même est été appliqué sur de nombreux objets inanimés comme les téléphones mobiles, les ordinateurs portables, les voitures, etc Il est observé que de nombreux produits qui n ' t évolué avec les changements et le développement sur le marché sont perdus. Les téléphones portables font également partie de cette évolution et ont constamment évolué eux-mêmes que par l'exigence de l'utilisateur. Il fut un temps où les gens aiment utiliser les lourds combinés avec la couleur noir et blanc que ces téléphones mobiles ont été remplacés par d'autres téléphones avancés qui n'étaient pas seulement la lumière pondérée, mais est également livré avec des fonctions interactives comme la caméra, écran couleur, de la musique et des jeux attractifs. Mais ces dernières années, les téléphones mobiles ont vu une autre évolution et une nouvelle génération de téléphone mobile a pris sur

Smartphone La Prossima Generazione Di Telefoni Cellulari
"Il cambiamento è necessario per la sopravvivenza" questo famoso detto non è applicabile agli esseri umani o esseri viventi, ma lo stesso è stato applicato su molte cose non viventi come i telefoni cellulari, computer portatili, macchine, ecc E 'stato osservato che molti prodotti che didn' t evoluti con i cambiamenti e lo sviluppo del mercato sono morti. I telefoni cellulari sono anche parte di questa evoluzione e si sono evoluti costantemente se stessi come per il requisito dell'utente. C'è stato un tempo in cui alla gente piace utilizzare i telefoni pesanti con colore in bianco e nero di questi telefoni cellulari sono stati sostituiti da telefoni cellulari più avanzati, che erano non solo la luce ponderata, ma anche dotato di funzioni interattive come la fotocamera, display a colori, musica e giochi interessanti. Ma negli ultimi anni i telefoni cellulari hanno visto un'altra evoluzione e una nuova generazione di telefonia mobile è più preso i telefoni cellulari esistenti. Questi tele

Smartphones-die Mobiltelefone Der N?chsten Generation
"Ver?nderung ist notwendig für das überleben" dieses berühmten Ausspruch ist nicht anwendbar auf Menschen oder Lebewesen, aber das gleiche gilt für viele Nicht-Lebewesen wie Handys angewandt worden, Laptops, Autos etc. Es ist beobachtet worden, dass viele Produkte, die didn ' t mit den Ver?nderungen und Entwicklung auf dem Markt entwickelt sind, verloren. Mobiltelefone sind auch Teil dieser Entwicklung und haben st?ndig sich nach der Forderung der Nutzer entwickelt. Es gab eine Zeit, wenn die Menschen, um die schweren Handys mit schwarz und wei? als diese Handys nutzen m?chten wurden durch moderne Handys, die nicht nur leicht gewichtet waren, sondern kommt auch mit interaktiven Features wie Kamera, bunte Anzeige, Musik und attraktive Spiele ersetzt. Aber in den letzten Jahren haben Mobiltelefone eine weitere Entwicklung gesehen und eine neue Generation von Handy hat übernahm die bestehenden Mobiltelefone. Diese Handys sind auch als Smartphones bekannt. -dual sim handy Es gibt verschi

Smartphone: Rechen-und Kommunikationszentrum In Der Hand
Ein Smartphone ist einfach ein Handy, mit dem Sie sowohl die Funktionen eines Mobiltelefons und einem Computer in einem tragbaren Ger?t haben k?nnen. Das Smartphone hat keine Zweifel verursacht eine ernsthafte Revolution in der Art, wie Menschen mit Computern. Es gibt Ihnen den Zugang zum Internet und hilft führen die meisten Funktionen, die Sie ben?tigt einen Computer zu tun h?tte. Sie k?nnen ganz einfach Videos herunterladen und lesen Sie viele Dateien mit einem Smartphone, einschlie?lich Adobe-Dateien. Und da die meisten eBooks im Adobe-Format kommen, müssen Sie nicht immer nach Hause zu kommen, um ein eBook zu lesen - Sie k?nnen es überall lesen mit einem Smartphone. Also, was ist der Begriff "Smartphone" die Abkürzung für? Ein Handy, das sehr intelligent ist, ist die Antwort. -china handy In dieser hektischen Jahrhundert, jeder braucht etwas, das sie verwenden, um einfach zu organisieren ihr Leben und helfen, sie zu erinnern Pl?ne k?nnen. Mit einem Smartphone k?nnen Sie ganz einf

Smart Leather Cover Case For Samsung Galaxy S4
Samsung Galaxy S4 Smart Leather Cover Case is the neccessary case for S4. It is the perfect companion of S4 with high grade super fabric, the opening window can answer any call without opening cover, make call directly and better protects the screen. This S View Cover is soft hand feeling, ultra thin and light, anti-slide and automatically wake up the screen, perfectly protects Samsung Galaxy S4. When open the cover, the S4 screen can be automatically wake. This Samsung Galaxy S4 Smart Cover Case is only 136x69x9mm, it’s perfect to keep the Galaxy S4 sleek lines, does not destroy any curve of the phone, filling the elegant and grade. This smart cover case for Samsung Galaxy S4 is tailor-build, suitable for Samsung i9500 (Samsung licensed, Europe model and Hong Kong 3G version only), it is not suitable for Korean E300S/E300K/E300L. Tip: Before loading on S4 holster case, you need remove the original back cover. So this S View Cover can protects S4 all degree.

Smartphones For School?
In the meantime, every second child in Germany has a cell phone. You make phone calls, surf the Internet and shoot photos. Today, new mobile phones are "multimedia Swiss army knife". Parents should exercise dealing with children. In three weeks is for many children in North Rhine-Westphalia of the schools. Thus, also the length of school and school day changes for many. A good moment now, to again hook up child would it not time for a private cell phone - after all, is you so in case of an emergency always available. In many households, a cell phone should be in addition to textbooks and supplies so soon on the shopping list. But the decision is not easy for many parents. Because a cell phone means not just accessibility. With today's equipment, the child receives not only a phone, but also camera, and computer with Internet access in the hand. "Cell phones are today multimedia Swiss army knife", says Matthias Felling, employees of the Association of children's welfare, an

Smartphones Are Growing Tablet Computer Market That Shook The Throne Of Notebook Computers Together.
Smart phones with notebooks tablet pc in uae growth which shook the throne despite periodic slowdowns. International Data Corporation (IDC) last week, according to data announced by the tablet shipment in the second quarter of last year, according to the second quarter increased by 37.0 percent. 17.6 million units in the second quarter of 2012, the tablet computer for the same period this year, the shipment was 45.1 million units These tablets 17.5 million Android, 9.1 million was for the Windows operating system, iOS, 1.8 million tablets. However, a decline was observed in the first quarter compared to 9.7. INCREASED MARKET SHARE Android tablets in the same quarter of last year, according to a serious growth is observed. 38 percent in 2012, the Android operating system this year's 38.9 percent market share to tablet bilgsayarlarin. Compared to the same periods, the number of tablets 6.6 million units of 17.5 million units has risen ... looking at Apple's iOS operating s

The Smartphone I Love Most: Zopo Zp990
Till today, I have already in business of selling tablets and smartphones for over 4 years. 3 years before, my business if focusing on smartphone, recently, tablets become hot. Today, I will share one great smartphone model from ZOPO. The model number is ZOPO Captains ZP990. This is one of the latest smartphone from ZOPO. People here call it phonelet. Since it is too powerful, people can use it as a tablet. For example, the screen is 6 inch, is nearly the same as a mini tablet pc. Second, it has a powerful quad core CPU, 2G RAM, and 32G memory. All of these make it quite hot recently. Though, it is just available for 1 week in my company. But I have already sold nearly 200 pieces. That's an amazing quantity. Now let's see how powerful it is: ZOPO Captains ZP990 Smartphone 6.0 Pulgadas FHD Pantalla 2GB 32GB MTK6589T OTA OTG OGS Características principales del Movil Android ZOPO Captains ZP990: Sistema Operativo: Android 4.2 CPU / Procesador: MTK6589T, Cortex A7 de cuatro núcleos

Smart Meters
Smart Meter Radiation Health Risks Concerned about Smart Meter Radiation? You’re in good company. Since the installation of a smart meter in their home, many people are reporting health symptoms, such as: Sleep disturbances Headaches Dizziness, fatigue Concentration & memory problems Nervous & hormonal disturbances Heart Palpitations Behavioral problems in children Facts about Smart Meter Radiation Danger There is a great deal of research that’s been done on the kind of radiation Smart Meters emit—and much of it is scary. Radiation linked to Numerous Health Issues One comprehensive report is the Bioinitiative Report 2012. Written by 29 independent scientists, researchers, and health policy professionals from 10 different countries, this 650-page report citing more than 1800 recent studies documents clear evidence that numerous health issues, including DNA breakage and risk of cancer, are created by exposure to radiation from cell phones, c

Smartphone Application Allows Users To Donate 'force'
The new application provides android tablet and smart phone users to donate their unused equipment Electricity scientific research into HIV and AIDS opportunities. Android system app called Boinc (Berkeley Open Infrastructure for Network Computing) and the goal is to enable scientists to study HIV harness the power to run the computer donation system works. What are the different mobile phone network will contribute to the super-powers was named FightAIDS @ Home. Researchers working on the initiative is seeking new HIV viral medication. Therefore the new scheme is designed to combine thousands of "donated" handsets to create the power of a quasi-supercomputer which scientists can then utilize to carry out research, according to Engadget. The Scripps Research Institute and the Olson Laboratory run the project, and IBM's World Community Grid powers it. The scheme does not lead to a big drain on battery life, or take a phone above its data alloweance, for the app only works w

Smart Domain Name Search
Domain names are getting increasingly tougher to register. Almost all conceivable combinations of characters have been used by individuals and businesses for .com domain names. Even though the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) is recently allowing more extensions like .cars, .sports, .news etc. , the popular domain search india are being registered at an amazing rate. Then there is the domain name real estate which is a very profitable venture. All you have to do is register a domain name with good future potential (mainly the ones that have a good chance to be used by businesses). Businesses don’t mind paying a few thousand dollars for a domain name registered by you for a few dollars! After all they need to associate their website with their brand name, without which they are nothing. It’s not just companies, but all sorts of individuals and organizations are willing to pay whatever is demanded by the domain owner.Domain name search

Smartass Corey And Kali Goddess Of Destruction
Beware of this site of not only the management (Scrapper) and Smartass Corey (Scrappers little puppet), and in the background we have Kali Goddess of Destruction who I have found out really has all of her limbs. Remember the story was that she had no arms and no legs? I saw a picture of her with every limb she could possibly need to brainwash Corey (Hey Crystal...I am so happy that you grew your limbs back overnight!!). Corey is married and he is with Crystal? (Kali) I wonder what Lisa, Corey's wife thinks of that? Corey is so consumed with Fubar and especially Scrapper and Crystal lately, I wonder how far he must have stuck his head up Scrapper's ass, because his neck is honestly turning brown!!LMAO!!! I haven't been on here until tonight, and it is because he won't remove what he has on his page about me. The gymnastics pictures that are dedicated to me? Kali, since you have such a big mouth, do you have any idea what kind of talent it takes to do a double twisting double back? No yo

Smart Tab 80, The New Tablet Pc Of Woxter
Woxter has just introduced Smart Tab 80, the new Tablet PC that aims to revolutionize the market, since in addition to the main functions of a high-end tablet, this is the first in the market with which its content can be enjoyed completely through next-generation televisions. In this way, after launching its first range of smartphones with Zielo, now is the turn of tablets. With this new product, our TV will automatically convert into a Smart TV, concentrating all the multimedia content in a device located in the same room. The Smart Tab 80 count with capacitive 8 inch display with IPS technology, giving it thus a viewing angle of the broadest possible. For its part, the resolution is 1024 x 768 pixels, providing a very important image quality. The rear camera is capable of performing up to 2 megapixel photographs, while front details no one has told about his performance, even if it has detailed that it is ready to be able to make good quality video chats. This Smar

Smartq Ten5: 9, Tablet Impulsado Por Exynosem-tablero 7.0
En la provincia China de marca popular SmartQ ha ampliado su portafolio de productos por una nueva adición, específicamente sobre la tableta llamada Ten5. El dispositivo recién introducido no es sólo otro número, como es habitual, pero cualquier hardware página usuarios una agradable sorpresa. Un ejemplo podría ser usado pantalla Retina, procesador o suministrados por Samsung.http://es.goodsandroid.com/china-tablet/smartq/ La parte frontal ocupa 9 tablero 7.0 Retina display con una resolución de 2048 x 1536 pixeles, incluyendo el kamerky 3megapixelové por el video. Construcción creció hasta alcanzar proporciones 220,4 x 175 x 9 mm, detuvo el peso en gramos 549. La parte interior llena el procesador de doble núcleo Exynos 5250 de Samsung de 1,7 GHz, 2 GB de memoria RAM y chip gráfico Mali-T604. Memoria interna ofrece menos de 16 GB, el cual es totalmente suficiente, mientras que el fabricante regreso posterior de la cámara. En la parte posterior de la batería es sólo sobre el tamaño d

Smart Electronics With Smart Savings
When someone goes to shop for electronics he/she must be looking at the price that is economical and cost saving. Cameras, camcorders, HDTV, computers, mobile phones, GPS device, smart phones, tablets, DVD players, gaming consoles and mp3 player are some of the electronics that are in high demand nowadays and everyone is looking forward to make their life easy and entertaining. But when it comes to the price most of the people pull of their hands and wait for the sales to be displayed by the stores but with Kmart Coupons you don’t have to wait for the sales to be displayed rather you will find deals and discounts on products by using the coupon whenever you want to purchase. Whether you want to shop online or offline there are some important points that you have to consider before purchasing the expensive electronics. You have to make a proper research on the internet by visiting different sites. Look out for the specifications and features that is most needed by you and wh

Smashing Pumpkin Martini
This spicy, pumpkin-infused cocktail would make a delightful aperitif from Halloween through Christmas. It was created by Felix Albano, manager of the bar at Fifty Seven Fifty Seven in New York City. 3 ounces spiced pumpkin vodka 1 ounce Amaretto Garnish: toasted pumpkin seeds For pumpkin seeds: Heat a large heavy skillet over moderate heat until hot. Toast pumpkin seeds, stirring constantly, until they expand and begin to pop, 3 to 5 minutes. Transfer seeds to a plate to cool. For Martini: In a shaker filled with ice, stir spiced pumpkin vodka and Amaretto. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with toasted pumpkin seeds. Serves 1.

Smashing Pumpkins - Ava Adore
Its you that I adore Youll always be my whore Youll be the mother to my child And a child to my heart We must never be apart We must never be apart Lovely girl youre the beauty in my wrold Without you there arent reasons left to find And Ill pull your crooked teeth Youll be perfect just like me Youll be a lover in my bed And a gun to my head We must never be apart We must never be apart In you I see dirty In you I count stars In you I feel so pretty In you I taste god In you I feel so hungry In you I crash cars We must never be apart Drinking mercury To the mystery of all that you should ever seek to find Lovely girl youre the murder in my world Dressing coffins for the souls Ive left behind In time We must never be apart And youll always be my whore Cause youre the one that I adore And Ill pull your crooked teeth Youll be perfect just like me In you I feel so dirty in you I crash cars In you I feel so pretty in you I taste god We must never b

Smashingpumpkins Love...
BODIES cast the pearls aside. of a simple life of pain. come into my life forever. crumbled cities stand as known. all the sides you have been shown. all the hurt you call your own. you know, you know. love is suicide. love is suicide. love is suicide. love is suicide. the empties bodies stand at rest. casualties of their own flesh. afflicted by their dispossession. no body's ever knew. no bodies. no body's felt like you. no bodies. love is suicide. love is... now we drag the knife. to the agonies of peace. you can hold the knife forever. the tragedies reside in you. the secret sides hide in you. the lonely nights divide in two. into, into. all my blisters now revealed. in the darkest of my dreams. in the spaces in between us. no bodies ever knew. nobodies. no bodies felt like you. nobodies. no bodies ever knew. nobodies. no bodies felt like you. nobodies. love is suicide. love is suicide. love is suicide. love is suicide.

Smashing Pumpkins- Landslide (cover)
*tear* My heart. That is all. Its my heart. I took my love, I took it down I climbed a mountain and I turned around And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills til the landslide brought it down Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Well, Ive been afraid of changing cause Ive Built my life around you But time makes you bolder Even children get older And I'm getting older, too Well, Ive been afraid of changing cause Ive Built my life around you Time makes you bolder Even children get older And I'm getting older, too I get older, too I took my love and took it down I climbed a mountain, I turned around And if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills The landslide brought it down The landslide brought it down

Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight
Time is never time at all You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth And our lives are forever changed We will never be the same The more you change the less you feel Believe, believe in me, believe Believe that life can change That youre not stuck in vain Were not the same, were different tonight Tonight, so bright Tonight And you know youre never sure But youre sure you could be right If you held yourself up to the light And the embers never fade in your city by the lake The place where you were born Believe, believe in me, believe Believe in the resolute urgency of now And if you believe theres not a chance tonight Tonight, so bright Tonight Well crucify the insincere tonight Well make things right, well feel it all tonight Well find a way to offer up the night tonight The indescribable moments of your life tonight The impossible is possible tonight Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight

Smashing Pumpkins - Ava Adore
It's you that I adore You'll always be my whore You'll be the mother to my child And a child to my heart We must never be apart We must never be apart Lovely girl you're the beauty in my world Without you there aren't reasons left to find And I'll pull your crooked teeth You'll be perfect just like me You'll be a lover in my bed And a gun to my head We must never be apart We must never be apart In you I see dirty In you I count stars In you I feel so pretty In you I taste god In you I feel so hungry In you I crash cars We must never be apart Drinking mercury To the mystery of all that you should ever seek to find Lovely girl you're the murder in my world Dressing coffins for the souls I've left behind In time We must never be apart And you'll always be my whore Cause you're the one that I adore And I'll pull your crooked teeth You'll be perfect just like me In you I feel so dirty in you I crash cars In you I feel so pretty in you I taste god W

Smashing Pumpkins - Mayonnaise
Fool enough to almost be it Cool enough to not quite see it Doomed Pick your pockets full of sorrow And run away with me tomorrow June We'll try and ease the pain But somehow we'll feel the same Well, no one knows Where our secrets go I send a heart to all my dearies When your life is so, so dreary Dream I'm rumored to the straight and narrow While the harlots of my perils Scream And I fail But when I can, I will Try to understand That when I can, I will Mother weep the years I'm missing All our time can't be given Back Shut my mouth and strike the demons That cursed you and your reasons Out of hand and out of season Out of love and out of feeling So bad When I can, I will Words defy the plans When I can, I will Fool enough to almost be it And cool enough to not quite see it And old enough to always feel this Always old, I'll always feel this No more promise no more sorrow No longer will I follow Ca

Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
Shakedown 1979 Cool kids never have the time On a live wire right up off the street You and I should meet Junebug skipping like a stone With the headlights pointed at the dawn We were sure we'd never see an end to it all And I don't even care to shake these zipper blues And we don't know Just where our bones will rest To dust I guess Forgotten and absorbed into the earth below Double cross the vacant and the bored They're not sure just what we have in store Morphine city slippin' dues down to see That we don't even care as restless as we are We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts And poured cement, lamented and assured To the lights and towns below Faster than the speed of sound Faster than we thought we'd go Beneath the sound of hope Justine never knew the rules, Hung down with the freaks and the ghouls No apologies ever need be made I know you better than you fake it to see That we don't even care to shake these zipper blues And we don'

Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
The world is a vampire, sent to drain Secret destroyers hold you up to the flames And what do I get for my pain? Betrayed desires and a piece of the game Even though I know, I suppose I'll show All my cool and cold like old Job Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal But can you fake it for just one more show? And what do you want, I want to change And what have you got when you feel the same Even though I know, I suppose I'll show All my cool and cold like old Job Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Tell me I'm the only one Tell me there's no other one Jesus was an only son Te

The Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm
Disarm you with a smile And cut you like you want me to Cut that little child Inside of me and such a part of you Ooh, the years burn I used to be a little boy So old in my shoes And what I choose is my choice What's a boy supposed to do? The killer in me is the killer in you My love I send this smile over to you Disarm you with a smile And leave you like they left me here To wither in denial The bitterness of one who's left alone Ooh, the years burn Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn I used to be a little boy So old in my shoes And what I choose is my voice What's a boy supposed to do? The killer in me is the killer in you My love I send this smile over to you The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you

Smash The Alarm Clock Please!
I think I am finally waking up now that it is after 12:00pm! I was really wanting to bash in my alarm clock this morning. I think I could have slept another 2-3 hours. I was tired because....at 8:00pm my son Anthony decided that he wanted to go to his girlfriends house. Mind you it is in the next town over. Since he hasn't seen her in a week, I guess we thought it was ok? So Peter took him over there after we ate dinner. Had Anthony drive on the freeway for the first time which Peter said was funny. Peter had to keep reminding him that the speed limit is 65 not 45! He was acting like a granny driver. Then Christopher decided that he has to see his little girlfriend. She is moving and she realy wanted to see him. Her sister was coming to pick him up to take him over to her house. The sister shows up at 9:30pm! So around 10:00 I try calling Peter's cell phone to tell him to pick up Chris on his way home. He doesn't answer which is so typical of Peter! I finally reach

Smashing Rain
Against the wind, my hair does blow, Breathing deep this icy fragrance, My chest rising and falling rhythmically, Sucking in breaths, the air feeling dense. The trees seem to be gray, my lips turn blue, Walking barefoot on this cold, stone pavement, Diverting identical scenes, passing by, Noticing that house, so much time I had spent. My chest lyes still, I've forgotten how to breath, My eyes become wide, I am glued to this spot, Heart thumping faster, my eyes well up with tears, Starring blankly at the window, hoping I wont get caught. Then I see them lying there, smiling on the couch, Feeling my heart skip a beat, I tremble, Freezing my arms turn blue, the sky starts to fade, Looking at you now, that girl I do resemble. Then you spot me I know it and you fumble off the couch, Tears slide down my icy cheeks, alone I walk, Cars speeding past, rain splashing from the sides, Running I see you behind me, sure you'd like to talk. Then you catch up, my chest si

Smash - The Offspring
Head over heels I've fit in before Now I don't wanna do it no more I've held it all in with blood on my face Built it up man so bad you can taste I don't slag no one I don't even judge Don't give a shit 'cause I'm not gonna budge I just want to be who I want to be Guess that's hard for others to see [Chorus] I'm not a trendy asshole I do what I want I do what I feel like I'm not a trendy asshole Don't give a fuck If it's good enough for you 'Cause I am alive Smash is the way you feel all alone Like an outcast you're out on your own Smash is the way you deal with your life Like an outcast you're smashing your strife Head over heels I've fit in before Now I don't want to do it no more I just want to be who I want to be Guess that's hard for others to see

The Smashing Pumpkins - Eye (is It Any Wonder I Can't Sleep Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW Eye - The Smashing Pumpkins LYRICS BELOW I lie, I wait I stop, I hesitate I am, I breathe I meant, I think of me Is it any wonder I can't sleep? All I have is all you gave to me Is it any wonder I found peace through you? Turn to the gates of heaven, to myself be damned Turn away from light It's not enough, just a touch It's not enough I taste, I love I come, I bleed enough I hate, I'm not I was, I want too much Is it any wonder I can't sleep? All I have is all you gave to me Is it any wonder I found peace through you? Turn to the gates of heaven, to myself be damned Turn away from light It's not enough, just a touch It's not enough, just a touch It's not enough, just a touch It's not enough, just a touch It's not enough, just a touch It's not enough, just a touch

Smashing Pumpkins - Zero
my reflection, dirty mirror there's no connection to myself i'm your lover, i'm your zero i'm the face in your dreams of glass so save your prayers for when you're really gonna need 'em throw out your cares and fly wanna go for a ride? she's the one for me she's all i really need unless she's the one for me emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me intoxicated with the madness, i'm in love with my sadness bullshit fakers, enchanted kingdoms the fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth i never let on, that i was on a sinking ship i never let on that i was down you blame yourself, for what you can't ignore you blame yourself for wanting more she's the one for me she's all i really need unless she's the one for me she's my one and only don't leave

The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
the world is a vampire, sent to drain secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames and what do I get, for my pain betrayed desires, and a piece of the game even though I know-I suppose I'll show all my cool and cold-like old job despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage someone will say what is lost can never be saved despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage now I'm naked, nothing but an animal but can you fake it, for just one more show and what do you want, I want change and what have you got when you feel the same even though I know-I suppose I'll show all my cool and cold-like old job despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage someone will say what is lost can never be saved despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage tell me I'm the only one tell me there's no other one jesus was an only son yeah tell me I'm t

The Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight Tonight
Time is never time at all You can never ever leave, without leaving a piece of youth And our lives are forever changed We will never be the same The more you change the less you feel Believe, believe in me, believe, believe! That life can change, that you're not stuck in vain We’re not the same, we're different. Tonight, tonight, tonight So bright Tonight, tonight And you know you're never sure But you're sure you could be right If you held yourself up to the light And the embers never fade, in your city by the lake The place where you were born Believe, believe in me, believe, believe! In the resolute urgency of now And if you believe there's not a chance tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight So bright tonight, tonight! We’ll crucify the insincere tonight (Tonight) We’ll make things right, we'll feel it all tonight (Tonight) We’ll find a way to offer up the night (Tonight) The indescribable moments of your life (Tonight) The impossible is possible tonight

The Smashing Pumpkins - Today
Today is the greatest Day I've ever known Can't live for tomorrow, Tomorrow's much too long I'll burn my eyes out Before I get out I wanted more Than life could ever grant me Bored by the chore Of saving face Today is the greatest Day I've never known Can't wait for tomorrow I might not have that long I'll tear my heart out Before I get out Pink ribbon scars That never forget I tried so hard To cleanse these regrets My angel wings Were bruised and restrained My belly stings Today is Today is Today is The greatest day I want to turn you on I want to turn you round I want to turn you on I want to turn you Today is the greatest Today is the greatest day Today is the greatest day That I have ever really known

The Smashing Pumpkins - The Everlasting Gaze
You know I'm not dead Now you know where I've been As you sleep Torn I am Weighted down Patiently Born of love You know I'm not dead I'm just living in my head Forever waiting On the ways of your desire You always find a way And thru it all Into us all you move Forgotten touch Forbidden thought We can never have enough You know I'm not dead Found below The creatures scream Stranglehold A god machine Begging to Tear us out Worn as hope You know I'm not dead I'm just the tears inside your head Forever waiting On the ways of your desire You always find a way And thru it all into us all you move Forgotten touch Forbidden thought We can never have enough You know I'm not dead We all want to hold in the everlasting gaze Enchanted in the rapture of his sentimental sway But underneath the wheels lie the skulls of every c.o.g. The fickle fascination of an everlasting god You know I'm not dead I'm just living in my head Forever waiting Forever waiting

The Smashing Pumpkins - Stand Inside Your Love
You and me Meant to be Immutable Impossible It's destiny Pure lunacy Incalculable Insufferable But for the last time You're everything that I want and ask for You're all that I'd dreamed Who wouldn't be the one you love Who wouldn't stand inside your love Protected and the lover of A pure soul and beautiful you Don't understand Don't feel me now I will breathe For the both of us Travel the world Traverse the skies Your home is here Within my heart And for the first time I feel as though I am reborn In my mind Recast as child and mystic sage Who wouldn't be the one you love Who wouldn't stand inside your love And for the first time I'm telling you how much I need and bleed for Your every move and waking sound In my time I'll wrap my wire around your heart and your mind You're mine forevaaaa.. now Who wouldn't be the one you love and live for Who wouldn't stand inside your love and die for Who wouldn't be the one you love

Smash!
Smash! Smash! Bang! whats the dreadful sound? Crash!Slam! Crash! did someone get in an accident? Bam! Goosh! Goosh! quick someone get some help! Rip! Rip! Rip! that sounds so close Crack! Splat! Drip!? Why is my heart so heavy? I can't believe its my heart making those sounds..

Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm
"Disarm" Disarm you with a smile And cut you like you want me to Cut that little child Inside of me and such a part of you Ooh, the years burn I used to be a little boy So old in my shoes And what i choose is my choice What's a boy supposed to do? The killer in me is the killer in you My love I send this smile over to you Disarm you with a smile And leave you like they left me here To wither in denial The bitterness of one who's left alone Ooh, the years burn Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn I used to be a little boy So old in my shoes And what I choose is my voice What's a boy supposed to do? The killer in me is the killer in you My love I send this smile over to you The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you

Smash Boobs
You know who's awesome? (Besides YOU of course. ;)) That mandaSMASH lady. She's super fantastically amazingly awesome. :D You should rate her. She might show you some boobs if you do. (I can't guarantee they'll be hers, but still--they're boobs.) So, yeah...rate her HOARS!!

Smashed
If everyone was an intellectual it wouldn't seem as keen.If everyone had a sculpted bod it wouldn't seem as lean.If we all had everything there's nothing that we'd want.But we don't have everythng so after life we haunt.We stick around after life dying with a wanting eye.Wanting every little thing each day until we die.I guess I'm just different seeking notoriety.Wanting something just to want seems a dichotomy.Most want in vain for things soon to go.Or they want in vain for things they miss so.It never ends this piece of us all.It's no wonder it seems our only downfall.

Smat Sex
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The Sma Treatment Acceleration Act
August 3, 2007 We are very pleased to announce that legislation to enhance federal support for Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA) research, H.R. 3334, “The SMA Treatment Acceleration Act”, has been introduced today in the U.S. House of Representatives by Congressman Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) and Congressman Eric Cantor (R-VA). U.S. Senator Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) and Senator Johnny Isakson (R-GA) plan to introduce companion legislation in the Senate when Congress returns from its August district work period. On behalf of our organizations and the families affected by this deadly disease, we want to express our gratitude and thanks to Congressmen Kennedy and Cantor and Senators Stabenow and Isakson for their leadership. SMA is the number one genetic killer of children under the age of two. It is an inherited disease that destroys the nerves controlling muscle movement, which affects crawling, walking, head and neck control, swallowing, and even breathing. Approximately one in 40 people, or