I was in North Carolina last weekend, it actually snowed there Saturday night. Man, if you ever want to see an entire area panic, show some southerners a few snowflakes. Two days of warnings like a hurricane, salting the roads a day early, people being warned to stock up and milk and bread, announcing cancellations before the first flake falls. It barely starts snowing and on TV they’re showing a long list of churches cancelling services the next morning. Damn, if this snow is the end of the world, why close the churches? “Oh no, we’re all going to die! Whatever you do - don’t go pray.” The snow wasn’t even sticking to the streets, they sent some girl reporter outside bundled up like she’s at the polar ice caps, warning about icy roads as she stands by a mildly wet street. What a bunch of wimps. I’m thinking that whole Civil War thing could’ve been over in about a week if we had just thrown snowballs at them.