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Chapter 24
I am fine ,I just have a lot going on right now. " She heard in the background that her other tables orders' were up, so she tried to rush the conversation. "Bob, we are extremely busy right now, but I promise I will call you as soon as we slow down a little bit and I take a lunch." Promise, he asked Promised she returned with that she hung up , and went back to work. Bob, sat at his desk, and wondered, he could not believe he made the poor girl promise to return his call, he has never cared whether women returned his calls or not, yet he was still under her spell, he needed her, he couldn't put his finger on it yet, but this one was different. He was supposed to pick up his pool schedule for the month, but now he wanted to sit and wait for her to call. He sat there waiting, thinking, obsessing, , she was under her skin, and he would do whatever it took to have his cake and eat it to as they say. He would sit there and figure a way to keep her holding on, without giv

Chapter 23
Jesse, visited Cody and Sarah, as much as time allowed. If she was scheduled later in the day, she would go over and help ready them for school. They couldn't tell that she was working hard to make sure they came home. She hoped that Frank and her mother was watching what they said in front of them. They didn't understand that hanging out all night was the way she coped, and she never stopped working home to bring her kids home, nor will she ever. They looked at it like she was using them as a free babysitter so she could party. She was tired, and didn't' have any more energy to waste, so instead of arguing, she let them think what they wanted, they will soon find out, their assumptions were incorrect, but right now, she couldn't win, she had to save all the energy she had to focusing on bringing Cody and Sarah home. She hadn't called Bob in three weeks, and as much as she missed him, she had to keep her focus on the most important goal of her family's life. Bob, couldn't understand

Your Are All My Elements As We Are The Final One
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Chapter 22
Jesse, for the next three weeks analyzed, the night in Bob's pool, this is crazy, if she, falls in love now, and he rejects her, she could crash and burn, as much as she felt she needed Bob in her life, she needed her kids more so she went up to a friend , she used to date, they had been hanging around together a little in the afternoons she was off, knew he wasn't happy with the living arrangements he was in so Jesse, advised a plan to accommodate both of them. She needed him to help her get an apartment , and pretend to be her new love interest, in return she would be his trophy wife, and together they were to raise her kids as a family, being friends, instead of lover's, it was a good plan, now all she had to do was convince Ron that, she figured, it wouldn't be to hard, he already mentioned he never has gotten over her, she knew she was using him, but she didn't care, all that mattered to her, was presenting a strong family front, the government was a sucker for couples, especiall

Chapter 21
One night in the pool,Bob was saying something cute,to cheer Jesse up, and then it happened. They had been seeing each other every night , except Friday, (the only night he set aside for his other lady friend),for a total of 3 months. " I love you" Jesse murmured naturally, diving in the water, praying he didn't hear it, she couldn't believe she said it.This love shit was not part of the bargain, she didn't have the time , or energy for a relationship, and she wasn't quite sure he even wanted her. Bob wasn't sure if he heard the girl right. Did she just tell him that she loved him? as soon as she said it, she dove underwater and didn't give him any time to respond, maybe he mis- heard it, he was getting senile he thought. He was developing feelings for her, but is this what he wanted? She was so damned sexy, and he admired her strength. The harder she fought for those damn kids, the more he desired her. She was a fighter , that's for sure, sure 20 years ago, if they had met, but now,

Chapter 20
Bob brought out the best in Jesse, his involvement in her life gave her confidence and the motivation to the through the worst ordeal of her life more easily. She decided to move out of her apartment, and in with her best friend Carol, and family. She wanted to save her money , to get a better apartment for when the children came home. Carol, offered her, the time that she needed to get on her feet. She also relied on Carol's moral support, Carol knew she was fragile and she wanted to make sure Jesse could never be alone. She also got transferred to a town 20 miles away. She thought with a fresh start in working there would be easier, nobody knew what was going on, so there was never any hard stares, or quirky questions. The only people who knew were the managers, but she knew they would never treat her any different than they had before. With all the steps taken to assure her, Jesse was still weak, living by the bottle more and more. Jesse , hated dependents on anything, and was alway

Let Me Be
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Chapter 18
Time had passed,and it seemed the more to completion her case plan got, the more her caseworker added to it, she would no sooner finish one task,then another was added. Jesse didn't know if they were trying to piss her off and see how much they bended before she broke, yet, the more obstacles and challenges they gave her, the more she wanted to prove the dumb asses wrong. She was sent to a physiatrist, they wanted her to hold a job, for at least 6 months, they told her she had to start from day one of the new place,it didn't count that it was a transfer, this inferriorated, Jesse, But she just grinned and bared it , deciding that was up to the judge, when her court date came, they wanted her to be established within her own residence for at least 6 months with 3 bedrooms, were these people crazy, do they know how much 3 bedrooms cost.They also wanted her to pay child support for the kids while they were not in her care. It was like they were trying to force her to give up, but they wo

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Chapter 17
She kissed him, slowly, enticing him as she worked her way down, she knew her slow movements were teasing him because she seen his cock twitch with anticipation, she slowly, with her tongue, traced the outline of his erect he let out a little groan, as she moved her tongue slowly ever so slightly to his belly button. " Are you enjoying this? She asked in her best Mistress Sapphire voice. no response, so she grabbed his thigh and squeezed."what, I didn't hear that, she demanded. He was tuned on with her edgy control, " Yes, he begged, don't stop. Jesse, knew how to please a man, of the many talents she had. She lifted his semi-hardened rod, and licked off the pre cum, that oozed out of the top, tantalizing him as she consumed him deep in her hot mouth, dancing her tongue around his shaft as she sucked in and out moving up and down, he thought to himself, she gives the best damned head I had ever had and there was something unique about it, he was pleased with her orally fucking him.

Chapter 16
They went for a few drinks at the bar next door, she found an instant friend in the bartender, as they sat and chit-chatted while he played pool with the guys.She felt good and the empty spot was buried deep into her heart. She was free from worry, and she felt alive. She took a dollar to the jukebox and played some of her wild crazy music everybody but her hated, she didn't care it made her feel good, between the new man in her life and the alcohol, Jesse was developing ,or awaken another personality. The sexy party girl by night, by break of dawn , the ugly depressed out of control looser who lost her kids.She felt she needed this personality to balance out, to stay strong. As dumb as it might sound, her reasoning was, if she would party and to have fun to kill the pain, she would balance out the fear and low self esteem she had during the day, so while she went through this long process of courts, case plans, caseworkers, and not having her kids by her side all the time, she wo

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Chapter 15
" Good Eveing." Jesse greeted him as he was walking up the sidewalk. "well hello there. " he said in a sexy voice. Jesse,thought he was the most intelligent man she has ever known, she wasn't use the classy treatment, the men she had dated or married before were like her, and had no mannerisms, or knew how to treat a lady, this man was a true gentleman , and for once, she was going to enjoy being treated like a queen. "Do you have any preference? " He asked as he unlocked her door. 11 I am game for anything." " Do you like pizza?" " I love pizza!!!" She exclaimed. "Then I know , just the place" Jesse, fidgeted with the knobs on his car stereo, and she found an upbeat Madonna song. He looked at her with such admiration, how could this vibrant young lady be interested in me? he thought to himself, and more so why was he taken by her. It's like she possessed him and if he wasn't careful, she could become his obsession., that is one think that he will have to avoid, women are trouble

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Nowness
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Smoked Sausage Strata With Green Chilies
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Chapter 14
She ignored the pain , running into the bathroom, and quickly getting ready, she dabbed on some make-up, she had to mask herself, so what she was feeling inside didn't show on the outside. She got dressed quickly, she needed to stop at the local bar and grab a pint of vodka, she knew she needed to loosen up before she met Bob, she had to kill the numbness, and she had no other way of doing it, except to drown it out. It was hard for her to live her life, without the crutch of alcohol. It didn't get rid of the pain, just numbed it so she could keep moving .Without it, Jesse found herself not wanting to get out of bed, no motivation to live, just drop dead, she felt helpless, and the voices in her head was always screaming at her. She looked in her mother's cupboard and found some outdated tequila, she took a swig feeling the burning liquid reach her blood , she felt a little calmer, she took one last look at her babies and headed out the door. She knew that she needed to get a into her

Chapter 13
Arriving at her mother's house , just in time to give the kids their evening showers, she decided to kill three birds with one stone and gathered them in the tub with her she showered while they played in the tub, she felt happy, watching them play and splash. Cody, washed, his sister's hair, with the baby shampoo,he kept telling her "Sarah better close your eyes, your gonna get soap in them, Mom she won't keep her eyes closed. Mom explained that baby shampoo was made for that purpose. "That's a good thing mommie, cause Sarah refuses to listen, and I don't want to see her hurt herself." Cody sounded so grown -up , Jesse couldn't/t help but to be proud of him. She loved the fact he protected her, because right now they will need each other more than ever she thought, feeling saddened, but covering her emotions, by letting the water run down her face to hide the tears she felt building up. Hurry up guy's grandma, just called for dinner .let's finish up , turning off the water and climbi

Chapter 12
Well, if you could make it a late dinner,then I would love to. I was going to my mother's house and spend time with my kids, but we do evening prayer's around 7 and I could meet you somewhere, by 8 would that be to late? she explained. "Jesse, that would be great, would you like me to pick you up. Say at your apartment at the time." " "do you even have my address, she teased Ya, Your cousin gave it to me, he teased, explaining he would tell me about it at dinner. See you then, she said excited. " Oh and Jesse, he added Just incase I have never told you this, I think your an incredible woman and I am looking forward into getting to know you better." She was awe-struck, to say the least with that remark, never had someone, especially on their first day, complimented her like that , and, it made her flattered. "bob,that was.... I don't know what to say." She said, feeling like a school girl . Thank- you , she responded, I mean it, out have been on my mind today, with that

Chapter 11
Jesse was glad Mary had found Todd, he made her happy. Mary has been through a lot in life, and when her husband was murdered by his pregnant mistress a year ago, she stayed so strong , and Jesse admired that. She often wished she could be as strong as her cousin , but Jesse, did not think she had enough courage. They were disassembling the kid's bunk-bed when out of nowhere Todd goes. "Should we ask her?" Mary shot him a now is the not the right time * look, but by then Jesse was curious. "Ask me what?" she inquisited. " How's the water , under the moonlight, while your drunk off your ass." Jesse, choked on her Pepsi, she had completely forgotten that they had even known each other, and didn't even know they had already ran in to each other. Huh! How did you know she asked, not that it mattered it just shocked her. We met at Jake's for breakfast this morning." He was quite impressed by you, and asked if you were the one that was supposed to be his blind date." J

Chapter 10
Letting herself in,Jesse felt all the memories rush into her spirit, as she walked through the lonely house.She tripped over one of Sarah's dolls lying in the middle of the floor, she picked the doll up and threw it across the room. Immediately regretting what she had done, she picked it back up , falling to the floor, she wept. The frustration conquering her soul, as ,Jesse,sat there crying like a baby, holding the doll, and wishing she could back up time. "Why did this have to happen to me? What have I ever done to deserve this? Lord please let me have my children , I promise, I would do anything , if you just let me "She prayed and bargained with God, but he seemed not to hear her, she sat there and sobbed, she felt she was loosing control, she wanted to die, fortunately , she even then thought of her babies, She knew they needed her and with that it gave her an ounce of strength, to keep holding on. She heard Todd's truck pull up., she had to compose herself, so she walked into

Sex
Sex So some people may not want to read Ok So now that I warned everybody so if you are reading this you know I am going to be talking about sex. So yeah here it goes people no holding back anymore. Well it has been about four or five months now so it has been sometime. But I can deal with it I have gone for like seven months or longer so hey. I mean I miss have someone around to hang out with and relax with plus have sex but oh well. Things are still really good me . Well except for my job but I am working my ass off to get that change as soon as possible. I can'y wait until I can quit my job. Anyways moving on. I am getttting a car and I am going back to school. So yeah back to the sex thing. I have been hornier then I have ever been I mean my hormons are at a higher level then they were when I was 18. But the only problem is that I have become exremely picky with who I want to have sex with. I blame mt ex for that but oh well. I mean the last time I had sex I went for six hours

Chapter 9
Jesse, walked into the kitchen where her mother was doing dishes. She made herself a cup of coffee and sat down, at the table. In her mother's eye's , Jesse , had a lot of growing up to do, and she never let her forget it, Her mother was married, and she didn't care for Frank, the husband, Jesse, found herself always fighting with him, their arguments would always end the same way, he would throw her out of the house, and she would always return the next day ignoring the fact he didn't want her there. "So, how did it go,?" her mother asked, They gave me a case plan, I have to complete, I want to try to have it done before my next court date." Well, as long as your partying all night, you will never finish the damned thing, Frank snorted out his two- cents' Shut the fuck up, Jesse shot back, "mom, could you for once in our relationship, get him to stay the fuck out of my business? "well Jesse, he is the one supporting them right now?" mom defended the ass hole. Why the hell could she e

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Chapter 8
outside just smiled and nodded, but secretly, she was feeling this deepened rage that had built into her, she would, however, dislikable as it were , to do everything to please this dumb bitch so she could have her angels back.She would do whatever it took grinning and bearing through the pain, until they came home to her. Her heart was broken as she left the office she needed to go check on her babies before she met Mary and Todd at Javier's house to get some of her things to move into her new apartment, separate from her shared residence, apart from her soon to be ex. pulled up to her mother's driveway, they ran up to her like it was Christmas or something , rushing into her arms, almost tackling her. "Mama, Mama" ,they happily yelped hardly giving her enough time to get out of the car. "Hey babies, how's my angels this morning?" Jesse said her voice trembled as her eye's swelled with tears. Can we come home mommy?" Cody asked . " not yet, " She tried to answer, choking back the

Chapter 7
Jesse drove to her meeting with the caseworker, feeling confident, for the first time, she knew if she just did everything the case plan said she would gain the custody of her children again. Cody 6, scared of being removed from his mama's loving arms, and Sarah, her four Yr. old precious little girl,7 born to her with a disability, Down's Syndrome , they called it, Jesse didn't care to her, they were her only reasons for living, and she 'would be damned if the State would take that away from her. They could not see how much her, and her loving angels needed each other, and their loving bond, right now they were at her mother's house, but it wasn't the same thing as having them with her, it was like they ripped her whole world away, and she was not going to let them get away with that. She 'tried to push the pain away, but it became overwhelming, and the hurt she was feeling, worked as a weapon against her, she resented all those involved, she resented her husband for pushing he

Chapter 6
Well in that case, I must tell you, I am seeing someone, that I have been seing for six years. I am not going to break her heart. If your ok with that than, I would love to see you again." Jesse thought about it, she has dated married men before, so he was seeing someone, it really didn't matter to her, she had her own life to lead so she agreed. He had a smirk grin as he thought an overwhelming feeling of relief sweep over him. They left in his jeep,he dropped her off to her car, exchanging numbers, and saying their farewells. Bob waited to make sure Jesse's car got started, before he drove off.His first impression of this needy girl, was she has a lot of potential, he would help her grow into the wonderful young lady he knew she could be and return, she would bring life into his soul she would awaken every emotion he has either never had or have thought were buried when he buried his parents. He would later find out that, this one woman, could teach him more than he ever bargained f

Chapter 5
Who was this young lady, who was so full of sexual energy,she made Bob feel like he was young again, he had never met any one so appealing before, she made him want to listen, to care, to feel for the fist time in his whole life, to love, "what the hell am I saying? " he pushed that thought aside and replaced it with " this woman is wild in bed. He didn't want any part of love, he's fifty, he's too old, it's too late to start to have these feelings now, especially with a woman that is 20 years his junior, and had a lot of baggage, and kids, no he would never tolerate kids. Looking at her as she slept , he thought to himself, I need to try to keep this woman holding on as long as I can, because one of these days, she's going to realize, who I really am, she's going to realize she deserves everything, I can't or refuse to give her. But for now, I want her . Jesse, woke up and looked into his eye's. Feeling relieved he was smiling she stretched and asked "What time is it?" "A little after

Chapter 4
She looked like an angel lying there , her beautiful face glowing in the dimmed candlelight. She looked up into his face, and she felt a feeling she had never felt before, her heart was pumping and she felt like a queen in his arms .There were no worries, just him and her,lost in their own little world. She could lock her fears out , because this wonderful man, with his eye's, has assured her, at this moment in time, she was the only thing that mattered. His touch was electrifying as he slowly examined her every womanly weakness. Spreading her legs, he dived hungrily into the moistened bush, to him , she was the most sexual being he had ever met, to her, he was a paradise,her own special knight in shing armor, that she had alone, and she did not have to share with anybody. She opened up and let her self be free to loose control. She pulled his head deeper into her, lifting her ass up, she had never felt such wondourus lovemaking before, and she was ready to let him have all the juices

Chapter 3
While soaking her feet, Jesse, felt drawn to tell him her story, How she had lost her kids, because she and her husband fought. She was dating the guy she lost her virginity too years earlier, but he doesn't understand. How she live's alone, but can't bare to be home, without her children so she throws herself into her work and stay's drunk the other part of the time.That she lives two life's because if the coalition was to know she laid in bars to kill the pain, she would never get her kids back, so she pretends by day to be so strong, but at night the pain is overbearing so she drowns her heartaches with tequila and loud music in bars.He partly is taken back by her honesty, and for the first time feels compassion for a woman. He sits in the lounge chair and listens as she pours her heart out. Jesse doesn't know why she feels so compelled to tell this guy her life history all she can feel is relieved that she is getting it out. They sit there for at least a few hours her talking , h

Chapter 2
The girl looked up at him, "You know Mary and Todd" she asked." "yes, Todd and I have known each other for year's, we used to work together, quite astonished that they knew the same circle and he has never laid eye's on her before, he would have remembered such a delightful creature. She shifted her attention to him, "what a coincidence, Mary is my cousin, My name is Jessica, Jesse, for short. She had the sexiest smile and the biggest brown eye's he ever saw. I'm Bob, ass hole for short, at least that is what my friends call me." "Why? " She asked. "Just what they call me" Fred the drunkard, not happy at all , that Bob had stolen what he thought was going to be his piece of ass for the evening blurted out' " You know you look good from the wait down " Bob hearing this got ticked off while Jess seemed to not have noticed, she was too tipsy to even let a small thing offends her and bring her down from her high. "Fred, either you apologize to the lady, right now, or I'll knock some manner

Chapter 1
She argue's with her boyfriend , in the parking lot of the "Broken Bridges", the local tavern. He want's to go home, she want's to stay. It has been a long day, and she needed to let her hair down and drown her sorrow's for awhile. She stomps out of the car and slam the door. She is glad she has her own car, and she is glad they live separately. The man in the Bronco watched the whole spectacle, he just pulled in the lot and started to get out when he noticed her. She was the most exotic woman he has ever seen, she was dressed in a uniform of some sort's, look's like she was a waitress or hostess somewhere. She was late 20's or early thirty's , her companion was definitely mid- forties. She had strikingly thick shoulder length, fiery red hair, like her temper. He didn't get a glimpse of the man but he looked like he had scraggly wild hair, they both wore glasses, but she seemed to look classy with the red frames on her strong face. He seen her walk inside, he knew he was supposed to h

~ Sultry Day ~
"Sultry Day" It was a balmy day, no breeze, just the feel of humidity in the air and no relief from a passing shower either. Somehow couldn't get him off my mind all day. It was the way in which he caught my eye, his modest smile and repeated glances almost speaking to me but without words. I had tanned this morning and we met up while I sat drinking my latte'. He past by me as if he couldn't stop himself from noticing me. That intrigued me how subtle his actions were, but yet we somehow connected on a whim. He had quietly mentioned his decision to go to the beach that day, and I made every attempt to be there also to see if he'd kept those words. I grabbed my beach gear and set off to find the right spot for the day. Eagerly, I noticed all the people, except for him. Suddenly, as I felt myself grabbing a nap while I was fully stretched out on my blanket, beneath me the warm sand heated me so and gave me thoughts of desire, he sat down quietly next to me lightly touching my fore

My 105 Truths!!!
My 105 Truths 1. real name - Sarah Elizabeth 2. like it - not really 3. single or taken - taken 4. zodiac sign - Libra 5. parents - Gary and Barb 6. siblings - jay,tim,paul,beth 7. elementary - Handley then Herig 8. middle - North 9. high - AHHS then Carrollton 10. eye color - Brown 11. hair color - Cahanges too much 12. height - 5'4" 13. favorite color -Purple 14. car you own - None 15. are you responsible? - Yes 16. are you a health freak? - no 17. do you have a hidden talent? - wouldn't you like to know 19. do you like yourself? - sometimes 20. piercings - ears, tounge 21. tattoos - 2 22. righty or lefty - righty FIRSTS- 22. first surgery - left arm 23. first piercings - ears 24. first best friend - Heather 25. first car - None 26. first sport - Soccer 27. first pet - dog and a cat 28. first vacation - camping 29. first crush - Justin Pool 30. first boyfriend or girlfriend - Ben 31. first heartbreak - ben 32. first school - Handley 33. first awa

Chapter 3
I called in the following day, using my woman problems as an excuse, the truth was I only had the one day left in the toy department, I was scheduled to transfer to cashier the following day, I took the day off the recoup my mentality. Working the toy department was a lot different than running a register all day, spending time with my children seemed to make everything worth whiled so we spent the day playing video games together instead. Mike had went in the department looking for me. He had no idea that not only had I called in that day, but I was also to be transferred the next day, he was afraid he would never see me again. I am so grateful for fate tat he never gave up on me because within a week or so he finally found me in one of the many long lines. I looked up and there he was. I felt he was just as nervous as I was and he flirted with me as I was checking him out. It took him a few more trips to get up enough courage to ask me out. When he did I was so nervous that I blu

Chapter 2
At the time Mike and I met, I was dating someone whom I thought I was falling madly in love with. He was an older gentleman that showed me that not all men were jerks and that I was worth something to be cherished. I had not ever felt this way before and I confused kindness with love.Mike would later show me the difference with his love and compassion and understanding. I thank God every night he walked in my line that night. I was working at Wal-Mart / in the toy department, the first time Mike and I met. He walked in looking for pool chlorine, I was atop a ladder putting stock away, and was looking for any reason to climb down and take a break, so this give me the perfect opportunity, the moment our eyes met there was an un describable spark., I didn't know what it was , but it was different from anything I have ever felt before. I walked him over to where the chlorine was and had a little small talk, as I excused myself to climb back up my ladder, I felt his gaze follow me. He pret

Chapter 1
Mike and I have been together for about 3 yrs. now. Both coming out of failed relationships, we had our share of button- pushing. I guess you would say, we felt we had to test one another's boundaries and commitments to each other. Scared to actually step out of our safety zones and afraid of being hurt again. Alone, I had been through one traumatic experience after another. I was a single mother battling not only poverty but the government as well. I have 2 children, each with individual problems of their own, My oldest, Cole, my son, had emotional problems I couldn't, reach or fix, no matter how much I desired it. Cheyenne, my daughter, with a handicap of her own, she was born with Down's Syndrome, but given the mother I am, I had always denied the fact, pushing her own limits of strengths and never letting her give in to her weakness, fighting every professional who tried to stand in our way, or putting her in a stereo-typed category, This was bittersweet, in both rewarding, a

10 Months Old
hello everyone well druen is ten months old today,, wow time flies bye, he can sit with assistance, and is doing his girl pushups all the time, and is almost to all fours, i am hoping he will be crawling in the next month or so hes eating solids,, well somewhat, one time a day during dinner, but its facinating, at first he had many problems with it, but he would sit there and watch me, and the next day was mocking how i eat and has been eating since the only bad news we got this month was hes going to need a operation to help his digestive system , he throws up 10 to 15 times a day each day i say a creed,, please read it http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=257350&albumid=542435&i=1868897855 thanks everyone, there are a few new pics, and more to come soon loves from randy and druen

Thank You So Much Every One!!
Hey guys/gals Just wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! for all the birthday love :) I wish I could say thank you to everyone one at a time but well lets just say i got a lot more b-day love than I ever expected needless to say it will take me a couple of days to get to everyone.. So here is my BIG ASS THANK YOU!! I love you all even though you are all fucking bats!!! (say's the infamous Ozzy bobblehead) Wish I could be tippin some back with you all!! Thanks for the love and THANK YOU, all of my new friends, I swear i will get to you asap! Again Thank you thank you with all of my heart, P p.s Don't forget my book hits stores on 3/10 !!! lol shameless self promo you know I had to :P

Hot Sexy Freaking Chili
Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Recently I was honoured to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a Chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me that I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event: CHILI # 1: MIKE'S MANIC MONSTER CHILI JUDGE ONE: A little to heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild. FRANK: Holy Shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with this stuff. I needed two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst

Little Johnny Strikes Again
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, " That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated. "The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

The Victorian Masquerade Ball
The first one is I am at Victorian Masquerade Ball in a very beautiful gown. My mask is hiding my face so no one knows who I am. I am free to be anybody I want. This handsome stranger with a very animalistic ORA about him , walks up to me and asks me to dance. My heartbeat quickens , as he sweeps me up to the dance floor. His touch is very electrifying, as we glide to the romantic music playing in the back ground. His hand goes slowly down my back as he , with one swift move clutches my ass and pulls me closer into his hardened groin. I moan softly feeling his hardness between the material of my gown. His movements awaken the sexual energy of my fiery spot and my petty coats moisten with the juicy wetness. After the dance, he without a word guides me to a darkened corner of the room, pulling me in for a hungry kiss. Never moving our masks we kiss as his fingers fondle my breast, the nips peaking out with excitement through the material, he slowly roams his hands down to my petty co

Live & Learn
1. FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up! 2. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING This the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE. 4. GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!! 5. LOUD SIGH This actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of NOTHING.) 6. THAT'S OK This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake! 7. T

Alone
Your body my temple To worship and adore I am yours to do as you wish I kneel in your presence Succumb to your every desire In darkness I put my complete Trust in you master In this magical land Glistening and naked I descend into your world Lead me firm and unyielding Make me your whore| Alone I am nothing A shadow But with you in control I become whole I beg you Tell me what you want me to be Shape me I am at your mercy Lust Pain Pleasure Release

Letter To The Soliders
THIS SONG/LYRICS I HAVE FOUND AND WELL IT HITS HOME....THIS IS TO ALL MY MALE/FEMALE FRIENDS WHO ARE IN THE SERVICES' AND I WISH I COULD SEND THAT LETTER, THIS LYRIS IS FROM BOBBY VINTON FROM BACK IN 1935 (YES I DO LISTEN ONCE IN A WHILE), BUT UR IN MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS AND PLASE COME HOME SAFE AND IN ONE PIECE.... Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I am so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely Wish I had someone to call on the phone Now I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier Away from home through no wish of my own That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I wish that I could go back home Letters, never a letter I get no letters in the mail I've been forgotten, yes, forgotten Oh how I wonder, how is it I failed Now I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier Away from home through no wish of my own That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I wish that I could go back home BY BOBBY VINTON 1935

The Makeup Surprise
The Make- Up Surprise My boyfriend and I sometimes don't see eye to eye on things .Like politics , for instance ,is a subject I try to avoid ,with him, at all times. He is an one sided Republican, and I am open minded liberal , not saying I don't like republicans, I just like what I feel , something Rob could never understand . There was another Bush interruption and I sighed , in a not again sorta way. Rob, which then gave me another lecture about republicans and hippie liberals like me. He gets so frustrated when I don't agree with him he takes it as I am not intelligent because I don't agree and I take it as me having my own opinion so topics such as these, get heated up ,as much if not more ,as our fiery passion and love we have for each other. This night in particular, I was getting totally infuriated with him and I needed to get away for a minute. so wearing nothing but a tan flowered silk robe he had bought for me, I walk out to the pool. He had bought me

Pms Explained
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: 1. PASS MY SHOTGUN 2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING 3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE 4. PUFFY MID-SECTION 5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK 6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS 7. PARDON MY SOBBING 8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE 9. PASS MY SWEATS 10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME 11. POOR MEN SUCK 12. PACK MY STUFF (FAVORITE ONE) 13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS..... BUT CHOCOLATE SINGS!!

Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters (roflmao)
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'' "No," the farmer said. The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'' "No." The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' The farmer shot Chuck.

Growing Older Is.........
- Your back goes out more than you do. - A fortune teller offers to read your face. - You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones. - You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary. - You are startled the first time you are addressed as "Old Timer". - You answer automatically when someone addresses you "Old Timer." - You burn your midnight oil after 9:00 p.m. - You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. - Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl walk by. - You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friend who exercised. - You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet. - The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off. - The thought of getting out of bed never occurs to you.

Marriage Counseling
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat speechless. The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief. The counselor said to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her her

She Says Vs. He Says: Do Girls Really Like Dating Jerks?(part 2)
HE SAYS: As much as I hate to say it, girls love jerks! At least until the jerk stops calling, which is usually right after he gets what he wants. Speaking from the guy's perspective, I've never quite understood what draws sane, attractive, bright women to guys who act like jerks. Maybe it is the thrill of the unexpected. Maybe it is trying to outplay him in his own game. Maybe it is hoping that deep down he is a nice guy and you are going to prove it to your naysayer friends. What I do know is that too many women who could easily be in a healthy relationship instead choose the cliffhanger ending of dating a jerk that walks with a swagger, winks at anything that moves, and always has a one-liner at the ready. “Truth be told, there aren't many nice guys who haven't considered acting like a jerk, especially when they steal your girl” Truth be told, there aren't many nice guys who haven't considered acting like a jerk, especially when they steal your girl (here I speak from experience).

She Says Vs. He Says: Do Girls Really Like Dating Jerks?
SHE SAYS: No, but we think we do. As someone who dated a jerk, whom I now refer to as my "learning experience," I admit to falling under the jerk spell. Here's how the jerk spell works: we meet the jerk and in some twisted way are seduced by his confidence, charm, and passion. We don't see these as the disguises they are: confidence is really arrogance, charm comes from him being a player, and his passion is being the center of his own universe. “The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms.” The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms. And if we see a red flag, like the time my "learning experience" told me his definition of a relationship was "light, fun and physical," we play mind games with ourselves. We use our normally rational inner voice to convince ourselves that we can tame him or that with the right kind of girlfriend he will

The Nun In Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause! She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would yo

Accident
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it." The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

Things You Can Learn From You're Dog
- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. - Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. - Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. - When it's in your best interest -- practice obedience. - Let others know when they've invaded your territory. - Take naps and stretch before rising. - Run, romp, and play daily. - Thrive on attention and let people touch you. - Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do. - On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. - On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. - When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. - No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends. - Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. - Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. - Be loyal. - Never pretend to be something you're not. - If what you

So You Want To Be A Witch
Well, sit right here, by my side, and I'll tell you the secrets of the tide. Now just get comfy, honey child, As I sing of nature, free and wild. But you don't have a cloak, or a pointy hat? Bah! and Piffle! .. What's with that? The Witch is worn within the soul, not donned for occasion, or kept in a bowl! When you think of Witches, you tremble at Magick? Oh, silly girl, that is indeed tragic! Well, take a deep breath, and hold tight to my hand, and together we'll dream to the edge of the land. Where forest and sky kiss the rim of the waters. Where spirits as we claim a kinship with daughters, of elements born before words are remembered, where feelings and thoughts, are no longer hindered. 'Tis the everyday things that Witches are 'ware of ... The Sun and the Moon, and the wee tiny cherub who tugs at our heart strings and drives us to madness, yet gives us such joy and fills us with gladness. A soft gentle rain, nudging buds to full flower .. Hurricane!

Drama
Once again I log in and theres more drama going on. I have had a lot going on in my life and havent had much time here lately and all my friends know why. However due to most of the drama my friends have split up and most of them have blocked each other. Why? I have no clue. If you ask me its all stupid and needs to stop. There are more important things in life then FUBAR and its DRAMA. A lot of you already know that but there are a few that still have nothing better to do but find the drama and bring people into it with them. To get to the point of this blog. Any one and i mean anyone that continues to try to bring me into their bullshit drama WILL BE BLOCKED. I do mean anyone. I dont care who you are or who you think you are but it will be done. This is a warning to those who constantly search for the drama. If you would like to stay friends that would be nice. I'm not out to loose friends but again the childish shit needs to stop. I do know a few of my friends have posted bullies an

A Fishing Lure
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" The Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son,” said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir,” replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."

Romance In The Trash Can...
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings fo

Age Quotes
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. -- Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. -- Sir Norman Wisdom Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. -- Mike Tyson You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. -- John Mendoza As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. -- Robert Quillen People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. == Geoffrey Parfitt

Fantasy Fulfilled
They were returning from a night out, she was so sexy in his eyes, She looked breath taking in a black skirt, he was aroused, as he had been all night long, knowing that beneath that skirt she had stockings on and no panties. He had enjoyed her teasing glances all night and the comments they had made to each other. His cock had at times been painfully confined and he smiled to himself knowing that soon it would be released. They walked hand in had, she whispered her love to him and pulled him into a wooded area, his excitement grew as he realized why she had brought him here. They had spoken of this fantasy only 3 days previous and now it would be fulfilled, he was impatient for her now, his cock, swollen and throbbing. He spoke his urgency to her and they found a stout tree trunk, he pushed her against it, lifting her skirt, kissing her deeply, greedily, eagerly. She returned his kiss, sucking his tongue, nibbling his earlobe, gasping his name as he pushed himself between her t

Something To Think About
This is so true, it is scary. . . . . Hard to believe this was written by a high school student. . . The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but fewer solutions; more medicine, but less wellness. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space; we've cleaned up the ai

Seven Wonders Of The World
A group of geography students were asked to list what they considered the Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyon 4. Panama Canal 5. Empire State Building 6. St Peter's Basilica 7. China's Great Wall While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student, a quiet girl, hadn't turned in her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many." The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have and maybe we can help." The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the Seven Wonders of the World are: 1. to touch 2. to taste 3. to see 4. to hear She hesitated a little, and then 5. to run 6. to laugh 7. to love It is far too easy for us to look at the exploits o

If Doubt A Relationship
there's always that one person you love with all your heart! you have doubts and questions and what ifs about this person. the truth of the matter is all those what ifs dont matter. because if god put them in your life trust him that hes gona take this person all the way with you. have faith that its meant to be and it will be!

The Bath Tub Test
During a visit to the Mental Asylum, a visitor asked the Director, ' How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized ?' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use a bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?

Do You Have The Time
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?" The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical. With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick. Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is." The man can't help but be impressed by this dem

Generous Lawyer
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Slow Dance
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask "How are you?" Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say "Hi"? You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the f

Mental Release
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first. "Tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?' The inmate said, "It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful." "Marvelous," said the head of the institution. "Or else," ruminated the inmate. "I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one's life in bringing up a new generation of scientists." "Absolutely," said the head. "Then agai

Behaviorist Solution
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different. A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!" "That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "You seem to be doing much better. How?" "I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!" "One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously. "Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist." "A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?" "Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."

Is Daddy's Car In The Woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school Playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..." At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane

Two Troublemakers
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the ro

Law Of The Power
The Law of Power is a set of rules set to govern over the blessing of the God and Goddess. It is as follows: The Power shall not be used to bring harm, to injure or control others. If need arises, the Power shall be used to protect your life, or the lives of others. The Power is used only as need dictates. The Power can be used for your own gain, as long as by doing so you harm none. It is unwise to accept money for the use of the Power, for it quickly controls its taker. Be not those of other religions. Use not the Power for prideful gain, for such cheapens the mysteries of Wicca and Magick. Ever remember that the Power is a sacred gift of the Goddess and God, and should never be misused or abused. And this is the Law of Power.” Lastly, always remember The Law: We are of the Old Ways, among those who walk with the God and Goddess, and receive their love. Keep the Sabbats and Esbats to the best of your ability, for to do otherwise is to lessen your connection with t

The Words That Took It All Away :(
2 words that fucked every thing up... The words Fuck YOU... Even if you dont mean it the way the person taks it... Fuck You can be used in so many ways... It can be used sarcasticly, shit that or even playn around... But when u say it make sure the preson you say it to isnt going to get mad and not talk to you any more.. That or make sure if they do get mad they give u a chance to explan what u ment by sayn it...

Candy
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Origin Of The Species
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The mother answered: "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made." Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them." The confused girl returns to her mother and says: "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeys?" The mother answers: "Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his."

Some Kool Fu People
ღ .·:*✰ Ŧxbloñdi£ ✰*:·. ღOwned by✰TxSuNrIsE✰RaTeSpAnKeR@ fubar This chick is totally cool. She does some great stuff to pics too :> ~*Holladae*~ Prez/owner of Official HotBoyz ~club F.A.R@ fubar Another cool fu chick. She's funny and a great person to talk with. ~Just Meee™~S.B.A.B.~I.B.I.C.~Club Far~@ fubar *Dontcha*@ fubar These two women I have known since I came to fubar and they are awsome. Always great to talk too and always knwo hwo to make you smile or just listen when you need to be heard :> & Finally This lady is like a mother to me & is the mother of my best friend in the whole world. *Love yah mama raven! ghostrider58@ fubar

Love
I LOVE YOU, Why do we say it? Does it mean anything to the one sayn it? Does that person your sayn it to mean anything to you? If I LOVE YOU ment something els would u say it? Well love has so many different meanings and it has a different meaning to many different people. So when you say I LOVE YOU to some one reallyy stop and think is it going to come out the way u mean it..

Sunday!
man, i feel like the illest drunk right now. I drank for like ten hours. and i drank an entire thing of like 20 oz of straight rum by myself. That was at around 3am. Its like 8pm, and i have a hang over. I'm going to hate tomorrow at work I bet. :( Life is just such a fucking crazy like fucking adventure. and fuck it I'm just like living it. playing all the games tossing the half dollar listing the words: assholes, beer cans, cunts.... yeah word. and its all what ever cause i don't care about drama i don't care about petty whores i feel whats real i feel life So what if i'm a crazy fucking bitch. (cunt?_) anyways. I'm feeling really good about life but my liver and head say different. *swallowing glass just to stay pure*

Own Me!!!!
OK ALL YOU WONDERFULL PEEPS ON FUBAR!!!! I AM IN MY FIRST AUCTION!!!!!!! PLEASE COME AND PLACE YOUR BID SO THAT YOU MAY OWN ME!!!! ALL BIDS START AT 50K. i AM OFFERING..... stay drunk for a week. A comment every day, put on my top friends, and I will make them a fubar id, and 100 11's every day on there pics for a week, I HAVE NOW ADDED FOR ALL THAT WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY PRIVATE PIC!!!! SO COME AND BID NOW YOU MAY BE THE LUCKY OWNER OF ME I WILL PUT------ OWNS ME IN MY NAME AS WELL!!!!!!!!!! Click the pic to place your BIB!!!

In The End
In The End In the end, When I am no longer here. It won't even matter how you made me feel. My memory will fade, There will be no more glimpses, At what could have been. In the end, When I am no longer here. Will you let me cross your my mind, Will you see my spirit when it appears. In the end, What will I leave behind. Did you understand my love for you, How deep I still hold it inside. In the end, We will met again. In another place, Another time. That is when you will say to me, I am sorry for way back when. But in the end, It wont matter anymore. Dee Parenti All Rights reserved

Some Great People (pt 1)
OK Folks heres a list of some realllllly great people I have come to know here on Fubar. In this list it's about the people who have helped em with my giveaway. ~(((...Mullet Hunter...)))~After Hours Greeter~Club F.A.R.~@ fubar This girl is totally awsome. I give her major kudos for all her help and for just being a plain cool chick :> DJ BEETLE JUICE~~OWNER OF BEETLES AFTER MIDNIGHT LOUNGE@ fubar OK this dude it pretty neat too. He's the owner of the lounge "After Midnight" it's a bang'n place...you should stop by some time. skullcrushed **fu owned by "null" and "the lonely heart"@ fubar And this guy here, He's a real sweetheart.

Meeting The Big Guy
A rich American tourist was holidaying overseas, and was intent on seeing the Big Guy. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Big Guy would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him. As the Big Guy made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past the American, hardly even noticing him. The Big Guy then stopped next to a low-life sot, leaned over and whispered something in the sot's ear, and made his way on again. This really angered the American. After speaking with the drunkard, the American agreed to pay $1000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope that the Big Guy would speak to him the next day. The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the Big Guy and hopefully exchange a few words. The Big Guy was making his way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned over to the American and spoke softly into his ear.. "I thought I told you yesterday to get th

I Miss You All
today is a very sad day for me because i am sitting here thinking about all of my friends who are gone now.i miss you all so much right now.i see all of your faces right now.i miss you all.billy davis,dj sager my first cousin,kenny tunner,rob sandours, jason sager, brent davis.I miss all of you so much i just wish i could see you all again.but i will see you all again when my life on this world is over.

Male Assertiveness (lol)
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife.

3 Lill Words
Why is it that 3 lill words can change everything in a friendship? When all u wanted was to be friends in the fist place..Then after u said them your fiendship went to the next level.. After a while things get so much deeper as u talk more n more.. And u keep sayn the 3 lill words more till the momment there taken away from u just like that... The 3 lill words r I LOVE YOU...

Creation Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the

How I Feel:(
All i do is cry myself to sleep at night while i think of how much I LOVE YOU.. Then i start to dream of how our life could have been so much more than it is now..Then thats when i wake up n reliz that with out u im lost...

Please Add The Amazing Stephanie Lynn
subject: F/A/R SL post date: 2008-02-24 17:04:14 views: 1 comments: 0 ratings: 0 Please fan, rate & add this amazing lady. Let her know Niecee 77 sent you. I will pay you 1K if you let me know when you are done. Stephanie Lynn @ fubar

Hey Now !!!
Very Sexy Comments & Graphics I am in a FU BUCKS ONLY auction and I WANT YOU TO OWN ME! Min. bid is 50k I am offering the following: rate pics and stash during Happy Hour sfw salute 1 pimpout a month done with you right at the top owned by__ in my name pimpout in my about me section for the month random gifts thruout the month at least 7 drinks a week if fu bucks are high enough i will rate pics with 11's and add person to my yahoo and will also make you 6 tags.... If and only if the bids are high enough: I have a 7 day blast I am working on in a giveaway and it is your's to have if you can get the high bid!! Very Sexy Comments & Graphics

10 To 1 [done Over]
Ten things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don't list names): (AT THIS VERY SECOND) 1. I will be here for you, no matter what's behind that red door. 2. My heart hurts when I think about you. 3. I miss you terribly, and it's hard to go day to day without seeing you anymore. 4. You need to get help, because you're still the same person you were back then. 5. Until you stop lying to yourself, you're going to be a lonely person. 6. Some day soon, I will show you what you mean to me. 7. I miss you, and wish I lived closer so we could spend time together. 8. Stop trying to be something, just be. 9. I can't wait to see what happens when everyone figures you out, and karma has it's way with you. 10. You need to stop living for other people, and start living for yourself. Nine things about yourself: 1. I worry too much 2. I smoke too much 3. I'm not where I want to be 4. I never lie about my heart 5. I can rarely get enough affection 6. My heart

Katman Get Arrested,can Any One Help Please???
HELLO EVERY ONE! THERE IS NO DRAMA,BASHING OR ACCUSATION LOL ITS JUST A SIMPLE PIMP OUT DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON??? DO YOU HAVE HIM ON YOUR FRIEND LIST??? IF NOT,YOU SHOULD GO AND HIT HIM UP. FAN,RATE AND ADD HIM,CAUSE HE IS ONE OF THE BEST AND MOST FABULOUS PEOPLE ON FUBAR. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,YOU SHOULD TRY AND YOU'LL FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.AND PLEASE TELL HIM WILDCAT SENT YOU. HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND WONDERFUL WEEKEND. LOVE Y'ALL ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞® KaTman@ fubar THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Ñ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌÑ,@ fubar

I Had A Robbery While I Was Out ( A Poem Of My Fellings On It)
They broke a window and pried open the chest They took all my jewelry and escaped People say I'm lucky they didn't kill me People say I'm lucky they didn't vandalize but somehow it doesn't make me feel better So I say to myself it was only things it was only stones But it was my father's watch and my grandmothers earrings and the gold heart I was saving for when I had a granddaughter one day Things are not only objects they are symbols of a past reminders of events memories of people Things are a part of ourselves And so I mourn my loss with fantasies of finding it all with wishes for revenge while blaming myself for being careless none of which helps I was robbed by unknown people who not only took my things but also took my peace of mind My house does not feel safe anymore I startle at the smallest noises and feel vulnerable - afraid it might happen again

I Love To Pee!
Wowie Zowie I love to pee. Day or night, after lunch or dinner. Before, during, or after sex. I love to pee. Wee-weeing is winning a mini lotto 3 times a day. I could almost say that pissing is the greatest feeling in the world after sperming. If I could urinate while ejaculating it would feel so good my wiener might explode like one of those cartoon joke cigars. The longer I hold it, the better it feels. Two hours of having my legs crossed, holding my crotch, will result in 2 minutes of unbridled pleasure. I have a large capacity, yet highly efficient bladder. In order to get to this level: I may need to hold it for days. Sometimes I'll find myself in middle of a tinkle, then realize I was saving up for a Master P. Once started though, the flow of golden love can not be halted, and I need to begin all over again. I tried to tie a string to my finger as a reminder but it wasn't too effective. I tried tying it to the ding-dong, but decided to take it one ste

Random Thoughts...
Just had some random thoughts in my head and thought that I would get them out. I can't really talk to anyone about the thoughts that I have, because they are merely thoughts as I am merely a female. lol. It's funny how I can be going down the road and have all kinds of random thoughts, but I get here to post in a blog and can't think of anything that I had going on. I know a lot of it's got something to do with what's going on. Which as usual, there's a lot going on. I don't like the way I look. I don't like the way I feel. I'm not liking a whole lot lately. There are things that I use to like, but not liking a whole lot anymore now. I'm not sure why. I don't feel happy. I know that I should. I have 2 loving children and a boyfriend. Not sure what's missing? I guess I'm just sick of this life, not that you care. I'm not the only with whom these feelings I share. I question what's wrong with me? Why am I not happy? Is it because I'm still bitter about some things? Is it because I think

Progress
The dictionary says that "progress" means "steady improvement." But is it an improvement that everything goes faster today? To me, real progress would be healthy, well-fed children and adults worldwide, living and loving in peace.

My Final Blog On Taxation Part Four
I spent enough time talking about the costs of just complying to the all too numerous amount of tax codes for us, busnesses and corporations (all the costs come back to us anyway, remember from last blog) lets move on to something new. Embedded tax costs. When you go and buy something, be it food, shampoo, a car, a book, etc... there are embedded tax costs. All the taxes that must be paid in the production of each item, and all the cost that is paid out in complying with these taxes are all added into the price along with another tax at the register. We are getting taxed for everything we do. We work, we get taxed. We need toilet paper, we get taxed. They make the toilet paper, they get taxed then we pay for their taxes in the price of the item. The people who work for the corporation to make the toilet paper (or whatever you my be buying right that second) are all taxed on their income and taxed just like us when they go out and buy their necessities. Dont forget the

For Everyone To Read
A woman has strengths that amaze me. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burden. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional. There's only one thing wrong with her and that is that sometimes she forgets what she is worth. THIS WAS AN OPENING STATEMENT IN AN ADD REQUEST.. IT TRUELY TOUCHED ME.. SOMETIMES WE SELL OUR SELVES SHORT WHEN WE CAN DO AND GET SO MUCH BETTER... STAY STRONG LADIES SOMETIMES IT IS YOUR LIFE THAT IS COUNTING ON IT..

Transpotation
My Great Great Grandmother in her horse and carriage did not travel far and wide but on her way she had time to look My great grand mother in her model-T traveled a bit faster and noticed a little less My grandmother in her car went a lot faster but saw a lot less My mother in Her sports car went very fast but missed the most wonderful things I travel by plane and see nothing at all

I Miss You So Much
Have you ever fellin love with someone you have to share? I never asked for this feeling I never thought I would fall I never knew how I felt Till the day you were gone I was lost I never asked for red roses I wasn’t looking for love Somehow I let my emotions take hold And guess what all at once I’m in love Chorus Oh I miss you so much I long for your love It’s scares me Cuz my heart gets so weak That I can’t even breathe How can you take things so easily Baby why aren’t you missing me Why did I act like you mattered It was silly of me to believe That if I just opened my heart Things would come naturally Jokes on me yeah I did not ask for love letters So why did you give them to me How could I let your intentions Get hold over me So in love So naive oh baby Chorus And oh how I hate what you have done Made me fall so deep in love Got no cure You’re the only one I want That I love oh baby Lyric By TLC

4 Those That Care...
Hey my peoples all over the world... I just got accepted to travel with the Air Force Entertainment Group, "Tops-In-Blue" (http://www.tibpriors.org/)... Check their website for the 2008 tour (under tour schedule), when it posts, and make plans to see a brotha when I'm in your area!!! It's a 1 year tour and we travel all over the world! I'm sure we'll be in most U.S. States and other countries in the world... Hope to see yall...

I Worry About The World
I worry about the ozone layer and acid rain I worry about the destruction of the Amazon rain forest about the possibility of a nuclear disaster and the depletion of our fossil fuels I worry about the endangered species and the pollution of our oceans about overpopulation and gang violence about the famine in Africa a war in the Middle East the rise in teenage pregnancies the hospital crisis, AIDS the federal deficit the abused children the peace negotiations I worry and feel so helpless about our earth our country, our streets So in the meantime I'll call my mother more often be there for my family look in on my neighbor take care of a friend support worthwhile causes be honest and outspoken In the meantime what I can do is start improving the world in my own backyard

This Is A Ripper!
A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave together. They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says, 'I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a piss.' Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down voluptuous legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He gasps in horror, 'My God Mary have you changed your sex!?' 'No,' she replies, 'I've changed my mind; I'm having a shit inst

Last Nights Show In St Louis
Thanks to all of you who showed last night at maggie obrien's and made it an awesome show....I can't wait to get the video back from it...message me if you aren't on my myspace or yahoo lists to get my schedule for upcomming shows and I'll give you my links....keep your fingers crossed for me, next monday is the last comic standing audition! Tim

His Breathing
I listen to the night the silence interrupted only by the rhythmic sound of his breathing It is perhaps the most comforting sound in the world - his breathing peacefully next to me No matter what happened in the daylight hours the night is secured by his quiet respiration for he is here with me

Thing I Would Like In A Relationship With A Man
For us to be wonderful together I would like a man that I can say: "you are intelligent, loving fun to be with always there" "you're understanding sympathetic always giving me good advice" "you are sensitive very honest always knowing the way I feel" "you are aware of today's issues always trying to be fair" "you're wise and kind you're wonderful yet what I like best about you is that you think I'm wonderful, too" If I could say all of these things to the man standing next to me holding my hand, loving me. I would have found peace and happiness in me. That is what I want in the man for me.

Im Memmory Of >> Hoozitdat.. Fubar Friend
she was 25 yrs old died yesterday morning from a cecerian complication at harris southwest was my nephnews girlfriend pregant and had a baby boy pre mature in incubation now . baby is few weeks early/ send love show love at Harris southwest . or to to her fubar page. show love. ty all.

Bits Of Wisdom I've Learned
Now when I am young, I know the answers; as I grow older, I will know the questions. We do grow wiser with age, and we become more philosophical. Growing older provides us with the freedom to be more detached from insignificant events and more involved with the larger issues. A lifetime of experiences has paved the way for us to trust our hearts as well as our heads, and to express with confidence what we always had known to be true.

Been Very Sick
I JUST WANTED TO TELL MY FRIENDS I APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE AND RATES YOU HAVE BEEN GIVING ME THIS WEEK . IM SORRY FOR NOT RETURNING AS MUCH LOVE AS I NORMALLY DO . I GOT THE FLU REALLY BAD AND ITS BEEN OVER A WEEK NOW AND IM FINALLY STATING TO GET BETTER . IF I HAVE NOT RATED YOU PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE AND I WILL GLADLY DO SO . P.S. TY FOR ALL THE GIFTS SINCE I HAVE BEEN SICK ! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

The Taking
He had become a willing participant in my game. The impish gleam of wickedness showed through my eyes. I took the rope wrapping it around his wrist and the rung of the headboard. I took the four pillows and piled them against the back of the headboard. I guided him to lay there in the very middle of the bed. Leaving some slack in the rope as I took his other wrist into my hand, again, I wrapped it around his wrist tying it to the opposite side of the headboard. His arms are long. Even though it is a queen size bed, he has freedom of movement. I took another rope and tied his ankles to the opposite corners of the bottom of the bed. His frame is so very long that he will still have a little bit of room to move. I was wishing we had a little bit bigger bed, for I didn’t want him to be able to move. I reached into the top of the closet finding the long black sash that went to one of my dresses. I approached him with even a bigger grin on my face. I had never blindfolded him before beca

Come Own Me In My 1st Auction!!!
OK All you peeps...... I am in my 1st family auction come own me!!!!! My pitbull Mafia Family is having a auction and well Im in it.... so come use your fu-bucks and bid on me!!!!!!

Tears Of Seperation
Tears of Separation I can’t help but be sad Even though he asked me not to I feel as if my heart has gone with him I feel it being pulled farther The farther away he gets The tears started days ago Though I tried not to let him see I knew it would upset him The chill of lifelessness has set in Cold, so cold I pray he is not feeling this It hurts I fear the pain will not leave Till his arms again wrap around me And mine around him I’ve never felt love this intensely before I am not sure how to deal with it May the spirits surround us both Keep us safe

Good Day
I am tired of trying to be nice to men and getting treated like total trash. I am a very easy person to get along with. I love lots of things. I love nature and walking on the beach with my feet in the sand. I try to enjoy life to the fullest and would like to spend it with someone who can enjoy life to the fullest with me. Is there anyone out there that can do that?

Do Girls Really Like Jerks
SHE SAYS: No, but we think we do. As someone who dated a jerk, whom I now refer to as my "learning experience," I admit to falling under the jerk spell. Here's how the jerk spell works: we meet the jerk and in some twisted way are seduced by his confidence, charm, and passion. We don't see these as the disguises they are: confidence is really arrogance, charm comes from him being a player, and his passion is being the center of his own universe. “The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms.” The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms. And if we see a red flag, like the time my "learning experience" told me his definition of a relationship was "light, fun and physical," we play mind games with ourselves. We use our normally rational inner voice to convince ourselves that we can tame him or that with the right kind of girlfriend he will

What My Hopeless Romantic Heart Longs For...lol
If only someone felt this way about me.... (sigh) A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that decades have passed, ours souls have indeed become one. How fortunate we are that we have found the love so true that everyone dreams about. - Laura Veronica Merodio -

Uggghhhhh
Isnt it sooooo amazing how one person can fuck up your whole day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so tired of men and the bullshit that comes with them!! The nicer you are the more fucked up they become! Sometimes I feel in my heart there is no such thing as a good man. I mean whats the point of even having hope, when hope does nothing but let me down.... just needed to vent.......

New Dvd Reviews Online
Looking to invest in some quality hardcore, but just can't find your way through the muck to choose a good adult title? Have no fear, my desciples, because once again, I have pleasured myself to the point of chaffing for your informational benefit. OK, I'll admit...some of these videos I actually had a GOOD time watching. LATEST DVD REVIEWS: CULOS GIGANTES 3 DEVIL IN DISGUISE: THE MASK OF LUST BABES BALLIN' BOYS 18 BABES BALLIN' BOYS 17 HOUSE OF ASS 7 LEX STEELE XXX 8 LORD OF ASSES 10 MAYA HILLS is THE RUNAWAY BRAT IRON HEAD 9 TATTOOED & TIGHT 2

The Beginning
It wasn't the first time it had happened. He had been left in a crib in a room above Annie Bird's Tavern again for hours crying to be held, changed, fed, and most of all loved. His hair was so blonde that it disappeared against his scalp. His eyes were a beautiful color of green now surrounded by angry redness. The eighteen month olds mother, Dorothy, was downstairs in the tavern drinking her fill in the middle of the day while his father, Kenny, was working on transmissions in a garage in town. The mattress in the baby bed had been torn. Tufts of the inside of the mattress were spread all over the crib. His little fists were full of the cotton that he had torn out of the mattress that he had been in for so long, alone. Dorothy wasn't taking care of him. By day she would frequent Annie Bird's Tavern, by night she was a whore at The Bordello above which she lived. It wasn't just a job anymore. It had become a way of life. Yet, she loved Kenny; or so she said. He had been created

Just 45 Seconds Really
Howdy...good evening to you... Any chance i could get you to do me a very small favor?Im trying to get a happy hour,by getting people to fan rate and add this wonderful lady...She always returns all the love as well,shes very sweet...If i get enough people to do this,ill get a happy hour so id appreciate it very very much...Be sure to say in the friend request that MetalRon sent you so i get credit...Thank you so much!!!Have a great day! Heres a link to her... Just click/rate/fan/add,only takes about 2 minutes or less(dont forget to say MetalRon sent you...)Plus...send me a private message and let me know you did it,and ill send you 500 fubucks for your time...Now thats a QUICK fu-buck... Very Sexy Comments & GraphicsYou Rock! Thank You So Much!

The Heart Knows
Go where the heart longs to go Don't pay attention to the feet that want to stay rooted Go where the mind wants to explore Don't worry about the hands that still want to hold on Go where your gut is fearful to go Don't let your body sit in one place Go where your heart knows it should go

I Need Yall Peeps Help
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Sometimes I Forget
Sometimes when I dial a phone number by the time someone answers I forget who it was I was calling Sometimes when I write a note to myself to answer a call or a letter I forget where I put it Sometimes when I leave the house I forget whether I left the lights on or turned the stove off Sometimes I have to check if my toothbrush is wet to know whether I had already brushed my teeth that morning Sometimes on my way home I drive right by my house and only notice it a few blocks later Sometimes I forget whether I meant to say something or whether I have already said it But often I remember the kind words the sweet smells sunlit days a tender touch a book I loved music, a picture a special event I guess I remember more than I forget

Reality Slap!!!!
I don't think I've ever been so blantly ignored by people who I call friends as far back as I can remember. I guess maybe I need to do some re-thinking on the whole friend front. Nothing like opening yourself up to be used and getting nothing back. I love being there for my friends. Hell, I'd drop whatever I was doing just to talk them through a problem, but I guess that must not be good enough for them anymore. It bothers me more than I'd like to admit. I guess I was hoping more to the fact that it wasn't all crap and they meant it, but well, I don't know anymore. I guess time will tell. Funny how I've never changed on being there, helping and listening to my friends and yet as if everyone has just up and decided to go elsewhere. Funny how unfunny that is and reguardless of it, I'd still step in front of a bullet for the bunch of them. Guess that makes me really pathetic or stupid, hell, maybe both. Whatever I guess maybe I know what it means to be there for someo

I'm Grateful For The Little Things
I listen to the silence I am grateful that in these times of noise pollution I have a quiet room. I breathe the air I am grateful that in these times of air pollution I have a fragrant garden. I take a walk I am grateful that I don't have an illness that limits my activities. I sit quietly with friends I am grateful that in these times of rushing around I can take time out take time off take the time to be grateful for these little things and celebrate my life as a "gift" not as a "given"

Baby
If anyone ever reads this, I wanted to share my excitement that I'm going to be having a baby with my fiance. The little one is due October 10th, and I can't wait the baby's arrival. :) [Now I just have to start thinkin of names :S]

Favorite Quote
when I sharpen my flashing sword and my hand grasps it in judgement I will take vengence upon my adversaries and repay those who hate me I will make my arrows drunk with blood while my sword devours flesh the blood of the slain and the captives the heads of the enemy leaders rejoice nations with his people for he will avenge the blood of his servants he will take vengence on his enemies and make atonement for all his land and people deuteronomy 32:34

Ddl Family
Some of Us that Have known each other for sometime have decided to start our own little Family.We are not a Bombing or Leveling group,We are Simply a group (Family) of misfits that fit together and We will accept membership from anyone that feels like they are a misfit or just don't fit in with any other current Group.Our main focus will be to help each other have a good time here on fubar .If you are a downrater keep moving you have no home with us We are not into cruel behavior. For The Family Rules check out my Page or DarkLady's Page or Strivings page

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome: Unteach Me
Almost a year ago, I met a boy on another website who shares my fondness for French erotica. We chatted for a while until he bored me to tears, but I was happy to take from the vacuous relationship a list of about five pornish films that I could add to my netflix queue. The first was Secret Things. I watched it a few weeks ago and loved it. I don't remember anything that happened in the film, but there were several fairly hot lesbian scenes. The second movie was The Piano Teacher. If I were going to recommend this movie to you, I would tell you to stop reading right now. As it is, though, I'm really not going to recommend the movie, so you should feel free to keep reading. Mark it as "already viewed" on your netflix account, and go on your merry way. But not before reading about WHY this movie doesn't belong on your netflix queue. It made me feel bad about masturbating. Let me explain. When I was a wee girl, I sometimes felt bad about masturbating. It felt good, and I went

Please Pray For Me
i was taken by ambulance to the hospital on wensday night i had chest pains and couldnt breath i he to go back to the hospital on thursday and friday for moe testing to see what is wrong with my heart im only 33 and have children and i need some prayer it would be a great relief to ow that i have freinds out there that would help ease some of the stress that i have at this time. thank you all my fubar freinds, Dave

Premier Of Dj Irish Prince
CLUB POISON presents TONIGHT Feb,24,2008 5:00 pm Est Debut's the Hottest of the Hottest DJ's on Fubar. CLUB POISON HAS ADDED A NEW ADDITION TO IT'S DJ LINE UP. EVERYONE GET IN HERE AND JOIN US IN WELCOMING DJ IRISH PRINCE. HE IS SETTING THE LOUNGE ON FIRE LIKE NO OTHER. DJ_Irish_Prince(Owner of Erotic Nights) (ASST MANAGER FLAMMING HARTS)@ fubar CLICK ON THE PIC AND JOIN US

Fishermans Day
WHEN FISHERMAN GOES TO SEA THEY TAKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD WITH THEM. THEY BARE THE RESPONSABILITIESOF THE SAFETY FOR ALL WHO GO WITH THEM. THEY CARRY THE HEARTS OF THOSE THEY LEAVE BEHIND WITH THEM. WHILE THEY ARE OUT CATCHING THEIR SHARE OF FISHERMANS GOLD THEY WONDER IF IT'S ENOUGH. THEY PRAY FOR DIRECTIONS. THEY PRAY FOR FULL LOADS OF FISHERMANS GOLD. THEY PRAY FOR SAFE PASSAGE. THEY PRAY THAT THEIR LOVED ONES WILL BE WAITING TO GREET THEM AT THE END OF THE RUN. THE BEST THINGS IN A FISHERMANS DAY ARE: HAVING A GREAT CREW HAVING A BOUNTIFUL CATCH HAVING A SAFE JOURNEY OUT & BACK HAVING NO BREAKAGE OF EQUIPMENT MOST IMPORTANTLY, THEY HAVE THE LOVE OF THEIR FAMILY WITH THEM WHILE OUT AND THE SMILES AND HUGS WHEN THEY GET BACK...... THIS IS WHAT MAKES THE "FISHERMANS DAY"

Comtemplating Of Couriosity
well ive been to alot of places (48 states) several times. and one thing ive noticed is that heppiness is a long and winding road. and most women are the same. honstly would you date me? would you even bother on a one night stand? lol i know these are crazy blogs. maybe i underestemate myself.

Hit It One Time!!!!
Okay, so I'm bored and I need something to do and this is always fun!!!! I'm inviting you to ask me 3 questions that you really wanna know about me and I'll answer them honestly. Just send me a message in my inbox here and I'll send you back the answers!!!! Have Fun!!!! ;) :)

Women
I thought u would enjoy this...It was written by a friend and sent to me when I was feeling sad.. Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes

Catfight! Catfight!
Hi friends! :D i hope everyone had a wonderful weekend :) mine was awesome...im paying with a hangover from hell, but it was so worth it. anyhow, me and my good friend pebbles decided to race! please help me win!! It's a Race for GODMOTHER! BRUNETTE vs.BLONDE! Sexy vs. Cute! Rock Hard Abs vs. Curvy and Fluffy! Fu has never seen anything like this before! J-RoxxX(the evil twin)@ fubar VS. ~PebblesinAZ~OwN3d by EMANON~Rate, FAN, then ADD! XOXO@ fubar It's a CAT FIGHT for GODMOTHER! Place Your Bets! (Which is going to be more like a Pot for the Winner!) You can call it a Wager or Donation! This is our official referee, philemon. He will be making sure us girls fight fair :D also, he will be taking all bets, and keeping track of who bet what, and on who. please fupal all wagers to him with a message that says, "betting on j-roxxx". Philemon@ fubar More to Come! MEOW! **happy hour drinks on me for all comments :)

A Moment In Time
A Moment In time Do not say anything my love Do not say a word What do we have to say What do we have to hear I know and you know that in this very instant there is no one but you and me Do not say anything my love Do not say a word. Brandi P

Re: Kilmarnock 0 Rangers 2 Last Week
RE: Kilmarnock 0 Rangers 2 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 17 Feb 2008, 20:48 Rangers: McGregor; Broadfoot, Cuellar, Weir, Papac; Burke, Ferguson, Hemdani, McCulloch; Boyd, Darcheville.Subs: Alexander, Dailly, Davis, Novo, Naismith, Furman, Fleck.Kilmarnock: Combe, Fowler, Hay, Wright, Ford, Locke, Invincibile, Johnston, Hamill, Bryson, Taouil.Subs: Harpur, Gibson, Di Giacomo, Fernandez, O'Leary, Clancy, Corrigan.GoalsCuellar 25Boyd 63 (pen)Attendance 10546Referee Michael McCurry

Re: Rangers 4 Gretna 2 Pics
RE: Rangers 4 Gretna 2 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 24 Feb 2008, 20:34 GoalsCousinNaismithBurkeBoydDeucharDeucharRangers: McGregor, Broadfoot, Weir, Cuellar, Whittaker, Burke, Davis, Ferguson, Naismith, Cousin (Boyd 60), Darcheville (Novo 60).Subs not used: Alexander, Dailly, Faye, Furman, Fleck.Gretna: Fleming, Barr, Naughton, Hall, Meynell, Murray (Wilkinson 69), Skelton, Deverdics (Baldacchino 77), McGill, Kissock (Buscher 69), Deuchar.Subs not used: Krysiak, Makinwa, Eklund, Griffiths.Walter Smiths Granddaughter is mascot on his 60th BirthdayHappy 60th Birthday Walter Smith---Range

Starting College:)
Well I guess I am going back to school this is something I have always wanted to pursue but never seemed to have the support I needed so now at the age of 47 I will be starting distance learning program which is mostly on the computer but still have to go to campus to do some of my classes.My husband is paying for me to go back and is so supportive of me doing this.Everyone might like to know what I am going to college for I have been a veterinary assistant for 10 plus years and in 4 years I can be a Veterinary Technician making more money at the practice I am already working at.Why the blog..one because I am so excited and want all my friends on here to know then the other reason after May 12th when my summer classes begin..I will hardly be on fubar at all anymore.Will try to get on maybe once a week or once every two weeks to let you know how my school is going.Anyone who really wants to stay in touch with me outside of the fu my yahoo ID and messenger is fantasiablondie69.Everyone o

Bite Me
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars? "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "

Bid On Me!!!
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Oh Ffs
why is it everywhere you go on online sites, theres people begging for money, begging for credits, begging for rates, begging for attention. And if they aint doing it for themselves they are doing it for someone else, whatever happened to making friends and getting to know people? Its getting ridiculous

Do Yourself A Favor If You Want To Stay In My Good Graces
Don't get preachy with me. I don't take kindly to anyone who decides to start telling me how I should act or the way I should do things. Unless it's a matter of instruction about a better way to do something, don't waste your breath. I am what and who I am, and preaching at me is just going to get you dropped from my friends list. If I wanted a sermon, I'd go to church. Yes, I've read the "good book", and I agree with most of its lessons, but I don't need lessons in manners. This isn't a dainty f*cking dinner party, this is a damned web site. NEVER tell me how to live. At the age of 33, I should know DAMNED WELL what works and what doesn't.

Loremo: The Low Resistance Mobile
At 150-miles-per-gallon, the Loremo wants to show how far a diesel can go. By Jacob Gordon of TreeHugger.com Loremo (© Loremo) Click to see more pictures Loremo, which stands for "low resistance mobile," combines an efficient diesel engine with low weight and minimal drag to get upwards of 150 mpg. The idea is deceptively simple. Forget about fancy batteries, regenerative braking, and alternative fuels. Instead, make a car that's elegant in its minimalism and efficiency. The Loremo's German designers revisited the basics — engine efficiency, low weight, and minimal drag — to create a car that offers fuel-efficiency in the neighborhood of 130 to 150 miles per gallon. The Loremo is likely to dazzle drivers not with its acceleration, but with its ability to drive from New York to L.A. with only three stops at the pump. Loremo stands for low resistance mobile, and its engineers have stuck obsessively to this idea. By building the car around a 2-cylinder turbodiesel engine, and c

Catfight! No Pulling Hair!
It's a Race for GODMOTHER! BLONDE vs. BRUNETTE! Cute vs. Sexy! Curvy and Fluffy vs. Rock Hard Abs! Fu has never seen anything like this before! ~PebblesinAZ~OwN3d by EMANON~Rate, FAN, then ADD! XOXO@ fubar VS. J-Roxx¢¾X(the evil twin)@ fubar It's a CAT FIGHT for GODMOTHER! Place Your Bets! (Which is going to be more like a Pot for the Winner!) You can call it a Wager or Donation! Leave the amount you are putting up in the blog we each post and let's see how this turns out! xoxo MEOW

A Knight In Shining Armor
A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR In this world full of hurt and pain, I need someone who would help me through the rain. To comfort me when Im sad, Doing everything just to make me glad. In this world I need a Brave Knight, Who would never give up any fight. A knight who would dry away my tears, Telling me to overcome my fears. A knight who loves me for who I am inside, With him there's nothing more I need to hide. A person who will still be standing strong, Even though everything has gone wrong. I need someone who is willing to give me more, Someone I can call my Knight In Shining Armor.

Rangers 4-2 Gretna
Rangers 4-2 Gretna By David Sharp Naismith put Rangers on easy street with the second goal Daniel Cousin scored on his first start for a month as Rangers eased past a spirited Gretna in the SPL at Ibrox. Cousin - set to discover whether Fifa will sanction his £3m move to Fulham this week - outpaced the Gretna defence to score after 12 minutes. Steven Naismith doubled the advantage ten minutes later with a neat volley from Barry Ferguson's corner. Chris Burke sealed victory on the hour before Kenny Deuchar headed a double either side of Kris Boyd's late fourth. Interview: Gretna caretaker manager Mick Wadsworth Interview: Rangers manager Walter Smith Cousin wasted no time in making an impact on his return to the starting line-up. He pounced on a Ferguson header after 12 minutes, raced free of the Gretna defence and cooly rounded goalkeeper Greg Fleming to give Rangers an early lead. Ten minutes later, Ferguson's corner found Naismith unmarked

Just Love This Song....
On a cold night, in a hotel in New Orleans, came the final blow And somehow somewhere we lost sight in our search for, that pot of gold And all that happened I don't understand Could somebody here, somebody, please explain to me Cause I'm feeling so damn deceived And I can't run, can't hide, can't get nothing right lately, Theatre of my soul....play on child Ashes to ashes...Light the good Lord lays us down Dust to dust, oh, no The time has come to lay to rest the years All the years it took this heart to trust Maybe too much, too soon, I couldn't get my head on straight, All that worry, just wasted time and now it's much too late to save it Long forgotten midnight dancer plays her final role The curtain falls and I'm still standing Theatre of my soul you left in vain Could someone please explain, and I said Solo I know that nothing's the same Riding blind on the winds of change But in my head that scene just keeps on playing Long forgotten mi

I Hate Guys
It sucks being a guy because it means I'm genetically programmed to be horny and gross. I don't go out of my way to think boobs are hot, or farts are funny, it just happens. What I hate the most about guys is how they hit on girls. All guys think they are pimps. No guy will accept the fact that he's ugly as butt-fuck. Guys think hitting on girls is like the lotto - if you play long enough, you're sure to pick a winner. We look at people like Kevin Federline and think "Well, if jerk off landed Britney - and I'm not a dumbass like he is, surely I can do better than Britney Spears". This is where it all falls down. Everything to guys is a competition, and getting the hottest girl possible is the prize we all want. What most guys fail to realize is Britney Spears is a red-neck and was woo'd by Kev's 1984 Camero. Guys just don't get it. The worst specimens of male-kind will be at the clubs. I've seen a guy hit on 20 girls in a row, and call them all bitches for not g

Sin City Bully 2
COME PLAY AT SIN CITY....WHERE YOUR GREATEST DESIRES N FANTASIES COME TRUE!!!! COME JOIN OUR FAMILY WE ARE A FUN GROUP AND LIKE MEETING NEW PEOPLE..JOIN OUR LOUNGE AND COME BACK ANYTIME YOU WISH SOMEONE IS THERE 24 HOURS..

Real Friends.
Here's the deal. I have been going to Lansing, KS for almost a year now, once a month to do some tattooing work at a friends house. I've made some pretty good money some nights, and other...not so good. Last night, Feb.23, I was there and the friendship was abruptly ended. A little background into this whole thing: Hugh and Denice invited me to "swing" with them, and being a horny widowed guy, I accepted. This was in October of 2006. Recently though, I have been trying to get involved with some of the other females that are brought in to the mix. Three times...three mistakes. I've been getting sick of HIS leftovers. Every time I start getting to Emotionally involved with these CUNTS, Hugh would tell me to "man up" and "quit being a pussy". Meanwhile he's fucking them every weekend 50 miles away from me. Pretty easy to say this shit when YOU'RE getting laid all the time. The last time this happened, he called my cell phone to bitch at me, to tell me I needed to "man up".

Check This Out Fubarians. From The Ghost Rider
Fire My Words JOIN US HERE AT MYSTIC DARK ANGELS LOUNGE. WE ARE THE NEWEST AND FASTEST GROWING LOUNGE ON FUBAR. WE HAVE DANCERS,, WEBCAM ( WHICH IS NEW ) AND THE FRIENDLIEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR. SO COME JOIN US FOR A GREAT TIME AND BRING UR DANCING OUTFITS LADIES. JUST COPY AND PASTE THE LINK BELOW: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54397#

Lucky Leprechaun Contest
TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA! I DID CANCEL THIS CONTEST BUT HAD A FEW PEOPLE ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND OR IF I WAS GOING TO HOLD ANOTHER CONTEST. SOOO...I BROUGHT IT BACK! AS MOST OF YOU KNOW I LOVE EMBRACING MY IRISH HERITAGE! SEEING AS ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER I FIGURED...WHAT THE HELL LET'S HAVE ANOTHER CONTEST!!! SOOO...TO START OUT THE CELEBRATIONS EARLY I AM GOING TO HOST THE LUCKY LEPRECHAUN CONTEST :) IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING A CONTESTANT LET ME KNOW NOW :) YOUR ENTRY PHOTO MUST PERTAIN TO SOMETHING IRISH EX: WEARING SOMETHING GREEN, GOLD, SHAMROCKS, HARP,SALUTE, IRISH FLAG ETC. THE CONTEST WILL BEGIN FEBRUARY 29TH 6PM EST. AND END MARCH 7TH 6PM EST. RULES: 1. NO DRAMA! 2. ANY LEVEL CAN ENTER! 3. BOMBING FAMILIES WELCOME! 4. NO CHEATING! 5. SELF BOMBING IS ALLOWED AND MANDATORY! 6. RATES AND COMMENTS ARE COUNTED! 7. HAVE FUN!!! PRIZES: 1ST PLACE WILL RECEIVE A 1 MONTH VIP OR 7DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE WILL RECEIVE

Woohooo!!!!!
I finally got an attorney Thursday Night. I have never had an attorney before. I really hope he is able to help out so it's not just me against my ex's attorney anymore. I am just looking forward to this being over with.

To Answer A Query About My Sexuality...(no Pun Intended)
A gay guy once said to me 'You're bi, get over it!' I thought 'I'm intrigued as to how you know more about me than I do' but then I decided it just wasn't worth arguing the point. Perhaps he was irritated by what, in all fairness, does rather look like a deliberate effort to be fashionably different, when for all I know he might have had a really hard time being accepted for who he is. However, contrary to popular assumption I never purposely searched for a label under which to play the victim and attract some drama, just like he never did. He was who he was, it's just that in his case there was a recognised term for it. I've spent my entire life not referring to myself as anything, and consequently a lot of my friends assumed I was either in denial about something or I was asexual. I still don't consider my sexuality to be easily definable, but I know that it doesn't make me unique. I neither revel in it nor dislike it as I've come to know for a fact that there are many, ma

Over Reacting
I've come to notice that some people get their shorts in a bunch when you pay them a simple compliment. It's a shame that we have to be so stinking politically correct that a man dare not admire a beautiful woman without the fear of getting his testicles ripped off. Come on ladies, try just saying "Thank you" for a change, and take a compliment graciously!

Quotes..
1. Holding onto broken hearts memories are what's left of us you're trying too hard to be my friend & i'm placing all our pictures in these broken frames to remind me never to fall in love again… 2. Time stands still when no one understands you and you don't quite understand yourself. Today didn't have to be this way, tomorrow is another day, another chance to make things right.. 3. We're friends, real friends. & that means, no matter how long it takes, when you finally do decide to look back, I'll be here. 4. Don't give up on love because there is always someone who loves you, even if it's not the person you were hoping for. 5. if a guy really likes you he'll listen to what you have to say and not what he hears from others. 6. You know you're in love when you see that someone & your heart flutters, your stomach gets butterflies, & the rest of the world disappears 7. I'm glad you're happy. Really. I'm glad you're in love. Just remember no matter how

How We See Ourselfs
Well I think that i'm finally comming to life this morning after a night when i should have stopped drinking after about the 10th one -lol was a slow start today but after getting up going to the store downing some gatoraide on the advice of my dear friend Ana. got for my daily nourishment a large wendy's frosty I'm feeling much better. As I was out and about I really got to thinking about what my dear friend Deb told me yesterday, and I had heard berfore but it wasn't tell she said it that I really started thinking about it. "How we see ourselfs is not how others see us" it's just percetion. because how I see me - isn't really the way i'm perceved I like to think the is more to me than the boring pics you see in here but maybe there really isn't. *** I drew a box and said that it held all that I hold dear to me. When I showed it to you, you said that it was just a box I said no you have to look closer: it holds all that is real And you said that you just saw

The Bible
Be mad/upset/angry at me, or not. I don't care. This is my opinion and I'm 100% entitled to it. The bible is A BOOK. Nothing more, nothing less. It's JUST a book written JUST by ordinary PEOPLE!! Fact or Fiction? I believe mostly fiction with factual entries. I know most people have a real need to believe in something, and that's fine. If it makes you feel better to think that, then so be it. I will not put someone down for their beliefs, but at the same time, I will not allow someone to push their beliefs upon me. If you are a FANATIC, I will chew you up and spit you out for breakfast. Get over it, and move on. I have no time in my life for people who are fanatics over religion. I mean, think about it. How many religions are there in this world. No matter what religion you believe in, you WILL be going to hell (if it exists, which I doubt) based on someone else's religion, somewhere. Now, I was raised Catholic. I was baptized, and I attended CCD, and receiv

Just Venting...no Need For Anyone To Read
well where should i start? i have issues that im trying to deal with at this momment. im unsure on how i should handle this. im very unhappy and VERY depressed at this time. me and my fiance are having bad problems at this time, im unsure if i should tell him to leave and maybe try starting over, or should i just say leave and never come back, only talk to each other so he can keepin touch with our children, who are 2 and 4. im so confused. i have no friends like talking, i can count on 1 hand how many friends i have. i have trust issues, so its hard for to trust females more than males. sopmetimes i feel as though no one cares if i live or die. i often think the people in my life would be better off if i wasnt around. im scared that if i go talk to a professional person that they will lock me up in the looney bin, and take my kids away. im trying my hardest to deal with things on my own. guess ill have to figure it out on my own...not that anyone ever listens to whati have to say...so

Life 101
Read books that you enjoy... Play with simple things... Do whatever you want whenever you want... Look for affection when you need it... Get serious once in a while... Forget about diets... Show some affection Get angry once in a while... Change your look... Be happy, above all, Regardless what your challenges may be. Have a great week! Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

Fresh Start And New Begining's
everyone in their life seeks at some point to have a fresh start or a new begining. However you have to fist deside what makes for a new begining for you. It could be anything really. Changing jobs, moving into a new home, moving to a new town, the birth of a new baby, or maybe even moving out of the state or country you live in. We have to see why we want the change first, and what it will accomplish for us. The most important thing a new start can give us is less stress. So we have to ponder on the why before we can find the true nature and reason for this new beginning. For me it is really hard to comprehend even for me what a new start of a fresh beginning might actually be. However i would say for me it always comes down to where my heart lies. If my heart is happy, then all of the above can make me feel new and refreshed. Once when talking about this with another, they asked me what about my family. If i move far away from them wont i miss them, wont i feel alone. And i

Love
Ive done nothing but try to make everyone happy...to please everyone..but the harder i try..the farther i get brought back down!!!WHY???...I put myself last to please everyone..I guess im tryin to be somethin im not..which i was taught never to do..but ive done it..!I hope everyones happy..i admitted it..ha..there ya go!!!!! I love chris to death..& i really dont wanna lose him...But if im costing him his friendships with ppl hes known way longer then me..I guess my welcome is wore out here then..It hurts like hell to know that no one in his family..not one of his friends..anyone over here ...likes me..NO ONE!!Nobody thinks im good enough for him..Im just a silly little girl that acts like shes 2 accordin to everyone..I hear everyday that im not good enough for him..i mean everyday..How would it make you feel?,,The longer you hear it..the more you start to believe it..the more you start to feel it....I feel like im in the wrong all the time...i feel like im NOTHING!!!

Own Me
Own this sexy man.. He is amazing.. Trust me I KNOW!!! Own him for an entire month. Let him love you and spank your page hard... Hes in an auction for fubucks ONLY right now his highest bid is 250K He is worth so much more.. Just click the pic and place your bids before its to late...

Bomber Strikes Iraq Shia Pilgrims
Bomber strikes Iraq Shia pilgrims At least 40 people have been killed and scores more injured by a suicide bomber targeting Shia pilgrims in the Iraqi town of Iskandariya, south of Baghdad. An official told the BBC that a bomber wearing a suicide vest had detonated his device in a crowd. At least 60 people were injured in the attack. The blast happened on a main route to the Shia city of Karbala, which is hosting a religious festival. The bomb comes despite a recent lull in violence following a US troop increase. Police told the BBC the bomber walked into a comfort station for pilgrims and then detonated a device. Gunfire It was the second attack on Sunday on pilgrims commemorating Imam Hussein, grandson of the Prophet Muhammad. ARBAEEN CEREMONY Arbaeen ends 40 days of mourning for Imam Hussein, grandson of Prophet Mohamed It follows Ashura, which commemorates his slaying by Muslim rivals in 680 Imam Hussein's shrine is at Karbala Shias were disc

Raul Castro Named Cuban President
Raul Castro named Cuban president Raul Castro now has to grapple with Cuba's economic problems Raul Castro has been unanimously selected to succeed his brother Fidel as leader by Cuba's National Assembly. Fidel Castro stepped down last week after nearly half a century in charge. Raul has in effect been president since Fidel had major surgery in July 2006. It is understood that he was the only nominee in a vote seen as a formality. But the real shock was when he chose 78-year-old Politburo hardliner Machado Ventura as vice-president, says the BBC's Michael Voss in Havana. There had been speculation that Raul Castro, aged 76, would name one of Cuba's younger generation of communist leaders as his number two. But he instead opted for one of the original leaders of Cuba's communist revolution. What this means for the prospects for change remains unclear, our correspondent says. Economic challenge In an address to the nation, following the behind-closed

Child Of The 90s Lol
Your Taste in Music: 80's Rock: Highest Influence 90's Alternative: Highest Influence 90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence 90's Pop: Highest Influence 90's R&B: Highest Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

The Lost Number
In the first dream remembered Clint had wrote me a poem but the second part was a quiz or test that he had to fill out so he asked me if I knew the answers Some had been lil so and so one was little Eshewan the one he was asking me about was the lost number a number that had dissapeared the next dream there was some fat kid I was at some place of work perhaps he made me take care of a customer because he didnt want to or thought he was too good the man looked spanish and I said 'No hablos espaniol' and the man said 'well me neither' amd I realised his daughter was white so maybe he was too he wanted 'the animals' as a theme for her birthday and I didnt know what he meant there were unicorns and a pooh bear but I saw nothing with two animals the last part was getting ready for a costume party I had a costume that looked like something medieval Oh, my aunt was there and I'd asked her about the number but my uncle was sleeping and she told me shh she was very tan and

Tell Me By Wed If You Will Enter
I would like to know by Wednesday all who intend to enter so I can get started giving out entry prizes. I am starting to wonder if there is any point in doing this contest because there has been a lot of interest but few people have entered submissions or told me they will enter. Come on ladies this is a 30 day blast and a 7 day blast for second place, it would be kind of lame if I just have the two entries that I have now. Not much of a contest. Now I am already giving out awards for just entering, and I am thinking about making this a safe for work contest, maybe some of you are worried about another contestant winning because they show more. So please all that are interested either post your entry by Wednesday or let me know if you need more time and please most importantly, tell me if you at least plan to enter so I can get things started. If by my deadline there has not been enough entries I may have to cancel so it is all up to you my lovely ladies. Lets get this show on the road

Stephanie Lynn Is A Good Friend Show Her Some Love Fan Rate And Add Her
HEY FOLKS CHECK OUT A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE SHE DOES ALOT OF CONTEST AND SPENDS HER EARNINGS ON US JUST BY ENETERING HER CONTEST IF YOU WANT A HAPPY HOUR, VIP, BLAST SHE IS THE PERSON TO SEE JUST GO AND TALK TO HER AND SHOW HER SOME MAD LOVE BY RATING HER FANNING HER AND ADDING HER AND HERE IS HER LINK TO GO DO SO THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS Stephanie Lynn@ fubar

Shocking....lol
You Belong in London A little old fashioned, and a little modern. A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock. A unique soul like you needs a city that offers everything. No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?

Add Her
If she isnt on your friends list, then your missing out. Please rate and fan before adding. In the friends request please say that I sent you. Just type my profile name. If you do this from now till the end of march, I will send you 5,000 fubucks. thanks sky Stephanie Lynn@ fubar

Will Work For... Money
So I have this hole in my furnace chimney. Although the raccoons find it rather convenient, I'm not sure I dig it all that much. I had the chimney specialist here yesterday and he estimated $900 to line and cap the chimney but won't do it until may. This means I have 3 months to come up with the dough. I'm trying to think up a clever scheme... charge the raccoons admittance? Sell myself on the corner? Start selling drugs? Maybe I could offer the chimney guy fubucks, I could pay him tripple that way. Any ideas?

Questions
When did I manage to get broken again? When will I have peace in my mind? All I ever do is keep forgving but tell me how much more of this I can take. When will it all end? I need to be happy. I need to trust. I need alot. I loved you but you told me goodbye. You told me you wren't even going to try. Why weerre you playing games? Why can't you just let this go away? Do you know how much your my world? I have no control over what you do. All you continue to do is push me away. Tell me why are you good at broken promises? Tell me why you choose to break this heart. You know how my heart is. Does it amuse you to break it more? Foolish guy, foolish girl, waiting for the one. Wait for mr or mrs. right, it'll never happen, as far as this world can see. The world makes it impossible as we are forced to use drugs like sex, pot, and yes maybe even cocaine. This world is insane. You were my drug. Now i'm nothing. I'm just an x in the book. The x who's heart you shook

Classier Than 99%
Congratulations, you are in the classiest 1% of Facebook! That means you are one of the smoothest operators in the world. The next step is buying a yacht on the Riviera and tanning for the rest of your days.

The Job - Urine Test
THE JOB - URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100% Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete

Busted !!
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained."Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation." Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the heck was that for?" She replied, "Your horse called."

Are You Normal ?
You Are Fairly Normal You scored 40% normal on this quiz Like most people you are normal in some ways... But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too! Why You Are Normal: You find the Macarena to be the more embarrassing dance You prefer your friends to your family You prefer ruffled potato chips You think glasses can make someone more attractive You prefer fiction to non fiction Why You Aren't Normal: You'd rather have cockroaches than rats in your home You would rather be tan than pale When you're in a car, you prefer to be the passenger You would rather be a movie star than an astronaut You think fishnet stockings are sexy What's Normal About You... And What's Not?

U Have To See This!!!
Please stop by and rate, fan, add these two wonderful men, they are always there when I need them, they truly define "friendship", so go spank them hard, tell them Jen sent ya! Much love xoxoxox DirtyXBeast [D.S.C.]-[Guilty Pleasures' Manager]-[Jen's Dirty Pet Perv]-@ fubar & PONYBOY1966~~ FNDR & PRES. OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY~~OWNER OF PATTIE~~@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by the one and only..... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~*DSC* Fu Owner of ~Kiwichi~ & ~*Ghost*~@ fubar

Ice Cream
You Are Chocolate Ice Cream You have a flair for the dramatic and love to party. Your personality is super strong and unique. Many people crave you constantly - while you turn a few off. You are most compatible with coffee ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Pizza
What Your Pizza Reveals Your appetite is pretty average. You don't go overboard - but you don't deprive yourself either. You aren't particularly picky about pizza. It's so good... how could you be? You fit in best in the Western part of the US. You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods. You are dependable, loyal, and conservative with your choices. You are definitely unique and artistically inclined. You should consider traveling to Prague. The stereotype that best fits you is hippie. You knew it was coming. What Does Your Pizza Say About You?

Animal Personality
Your Animal Personality Your Power Animal: Shark Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter. You were born to lead. The Animal Personality Test

Super Ego *waits For Snide Remarks*
You Are the Super Ego While some people may think first and act later... you often don't act at all. You rather be safe than sorry, and you take ethics pretty seriously. Like everyone, you have some pretty crazy desires. But unlike everyone, you restrain yourself. You have high standards for your own behavior. And you happily exceed them. Are You Id, Ego, or Superego?

Dessert
You Are Strawberries with Cream Fresh and uncomplicated, you are always enjoyed but often overlooked. You're confident in who you are. You don't need a facade to feel better about yourself. What Dessert Are You Most Like?

Needing A Kick In The Keester
My last doctors visit was in December ( for my endocrinologist) and i go back on March 5th .. im a little anxious about this visit as they'll be doing more damn blood work and checking my levels keeping tabs more or less on my sugar levels and all those other wonderful levels we'll be watching .. I've dropped about 32 pounds since see'ing her the last time and i feel this isnt enough to have lost in this amount of time .. so im kicking myself in the ass cuz I know i could have done better if i'd only walked thru the snow more ( burnt more calories) went for the plain ol' water instead of the flavor'd stuff .. ( yeah its still sugarless but even still ) I wanted so badly to be down 80 pounds by my birthday in August ..so .. im asking my friends to virtually kick me in the keester to help keep myself on track .. I've gotta get a bit more strict with myself . instead of driving to work i can walk . its only a little over a mile .. and the walk will do me good .. I can do one more hour of

So Much Pain...
so.. as if i am not stressed out enough as it is, Ive been suffering from probably THE worst toothache of my life the past couple days. I was hurting so bad I barely slept last night, and when I got up this morning, the left side of my face was all puffy and hot and throbbing... oh yes.. gotta love mouth infections. One thing I am so lucky for though, is the fact that my insurance has no copays. I found a new urgent care and was in and out in like an hour and a half (which for those of you who havent been to an urgent care - is REALLY good). Now, I wait for the pain meds to kick in so I can hopefully get some rest before my next nervous breakdown. My point... dental care should be cheaper and easier to get so people don't have to suffer from this kinda crap. My insurance only covers dental emergencies and usually just means they'll yank whatever tooth is causing the problem. I need my teeth darnit!

Silly Name Quiz
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet, current car): Roscoe Pickup 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe) Vanilla Boot 3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Frog 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born in): Wayne Sulphur Springs 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of first): Bur Ca 6. SUPERHERO NAME: (The 2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Dew 7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Bobby Wayne 8. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Stetson Rolo 10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: ( favorite time of the year, and the street you live on ): Summer Haper 11. SPY NAME: (your favorite holiday, flower): Thanksgiving Bloodlilly 12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now) : Mango Tshirt

~~~~~~agivated~~~~~~
o.k listen up! if i post pics in the nsfw..and privite... if i let you view those then GOOD. but if not.. then get the fuck over it... i would like for you to ask me not.. fucking make me. so from now on... paybacks are hell bitches i see u read it huh! yah.... i posted something about it.. i'm not no fucking slut that just shows them to everybody! you cockhair!

Wine-o
You Are Sauvignon Blanc Engaging and energetic, you have a lot to offer the world - most of it they've never seen anywhere else! You are the type of person who carves your own path in life... and you invite everyone else to come along. The only thing predictable about you is that you could have anything up your sleeve. You're all about sampling all of life's experiences. Both the savory and unsavory ones. Deep down you are: Laid back and young at heart Your partying style: Anything goes... seriously! Your company is enjoyed best with: Smoked meats or spicy food What Kind of Wine Are You?

Me
hii my names hannah people call me westy or dumb ass lol as i do have real bad blonde moments hehe im always looking 4 a larf most of the time in a kinky mood hehe i like r'n'b,hip hop, sum classics,and all that i got bebo aswell jus to let you no i really dont get fubar :S xx thats bout it really xxxxx

Who Will It Be?
There Are Now 68 Sarge's Bad Girls.. Who Will Be #69 And Who Will Refer That Person If Anyone Does? I Am Going To Offer Some Fubucks And Animations To That #69 And To The Bad Girl That Refers Them..So If You Want Fubucks And Custom Animations Come Join The Bad Girls..Only If You Are Serious About It.. I Don't Want Anyone To Join Just To Get Fubucks And Animations. Thank You Sgt. Raider Owner/Promoter For Sarge's Bad Girls

Flyte 2/24/08
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar HAVE YOU MET STEPHANIE LYNN? SHE IS ONE TERRIFIC LADY. WHO LOVES MAKING FRI

Just Some Lyrics
i know this is kinda corny but come think about it these lyrics kinda tell the truth. It's another night in hell Another child won't live to tell Can you imagine what it's like to starve to death And as we sit free and well Another soldier has to yell Tell my wife and children I love them in his last breath C'mon now amen, amen, amen Habitual offenders, scumbag lawyers with agendas I'll tell you sometimes people I don't know what's worse Natural disasters or these wolves in sheep clothes pastors Now damn it I'm scared to send my children to church And how can we seek salvation when our nations race relations Got me feeling guilty of being white But faith in human nature, our creator and our savior, I'm no saint But I believe in what is right C'mon now amen, amen I said amen, amen Stop pointing fingers and take some blame, Pull your future away from the flame Open up your mind and start to live Stop short changing your neighbors Living off hand outs an

Bondage
Bondage... the fiend of pleasure, the drive of pain... the addiction forever; that drives me insane. The desire that makes me, the cloud that has change.. a new founded sex type; that makes me feel the same. My weakness is a pin point, i surrender to the mood; i feel your breath on me.. like a whip in the herd. I scream with excitement, i shrill with glee.. i moan so spontaneous, in ecstacy. I experience the climax, i endure the rush, those cuffs hold me down.. when i feel i've had too much

Come Bid On Us.
FU-BUCK AUCTION!! SHOW US THE MONEY... BIDDING WILL START AT 50K FUBUCKS ONLY PLEASE NO DRAMA WE HAVE A RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BID. ALL PICTURES ARE CLOSED UNTIL AUCTION OPENS OPENS 2/24 10AM FU-TIME CLOSES 3/2 10AM FU-TIME Mr.D is offering: 500 11's 1 morph SFW Salute Rate all stash during hh up to 750 Owned by___ in his name.. Post your link on his profile Buy random gifts/drinks threw out the month If bids get to 1 mil or higher he will give you 1,500 11's Hunter is offering: rate pics and stash during HH 1 SFW salute owned by____in my name 1 morph 2 water reflection pics add to my family list i'll put your link on my page in the about me section FTW is offering: OWNED BY in my name for one month Added to family for a month, or longer if u are a good person! Access to my yahoo 1 weekly pimpout for a month 1 permanant pimpout in my blogs Salute pics, HOWEVER u want them Rate all ur stash and pics during HH For bids of 250k or over, every

Yearning
You can wake up and see the blood trickling from her lips, You can taste The lust on your tongue from his finger tips, And he is the bringer of all your dreams, The desire you have to hear those screams, The craving to feel him against your skin, The ecstasy you want when his teeth sink in. He can arise From the Flames to feed his passion and need, He can imprison me Your body to his will and empower his greed, He is a demon summoned to your deprivation, A sadist to ignite an orgasmic sensation, And at night you will wait for his arrival, Dependant on his hunger for your survival, A Satanic poison is contained in his kiss, An impending death hidden in sexual bliss, Numb from reality he will take life from you, Discard all you once saw as right and true, He is no demon of whom you're under a spell, He is your master from the dark of Hell

I'm Done
well its done its over I have officially resigned from the sexiest kiss contest thanks to all who did drop by and helped out as much as they could trust me I know who you are and I will repay for all that you did

Chinese Zodiac
THE DOG Dogs are honest,straightforward,and friendly. They are extremely protective of themselves and their loved ones. With a passion for fair play and justice, they never fail to rescue you time after time. They may rant and rave, but they never rest until they right the wrong. They are true humanitarians and suffer with the world.In spite of their concern for others,social graces and fancy parties do not impress them. Having sharp eyes, they will see through people's motives. They are quite private about their personal lives and someone prying into their affairs make them secretive and withdrawn. Once you gain their confidence, they open up freely. Once Dogs classify you, they rarely change their minds. There are few in-betweens. Dogs perceive things either in black or white. You are either friend or enemy. Luckily, they are good judges of character and have superb insight into human nature. Dogs are tolerant of their friends. Before they approve of you, the friendship must de

What Are Friends For
Hello guys... Any chance i could get you to do me a very small favor?My boy friend is trying to get a happy hour,by getting people to fan rate and add this wonderful lady...She always returns all the love as well,shes very sweet...If he gets enough people to do this,He'll get a happy hour ,so id appreciate it very very much...Be sure to say in the friend request that MetalRon sent you so we get credit...Thank you so much!!!Have a great day! Heres a link to her...click/rate/fan/add(dont forget to say MetalRon sent you...xxxooo Very Sexy Comments & GraphicsThank you Very Much!!!Angel Hugs.....

Im At It Again!!
Ok I'm at it again I entered another auction!! stop by and show some love I'm offering some good things..I might add more lol!!! Here's what I'm offering... rate/fan/add and rate all pics 11's during hh plus stash. Sfw salute.add to fam for 1 month. crush for 1 month. page pimp out..personal pic made by dani for u. and for the high bidders out there she might throw in a handjob!!! click the pic below and bid on me you know you wanna!! rock on Dani!!!

Submission
as i walk among you you hunger for me and never know why Want me I am not forbidden to your caress Your eyes enfold me As your hands not Until With a smile I pull you close Follow me I am not who you touch Call me desire And I know I will fill for you Only your most secret needs Fear me I am not what you see Ecstasy Meld your body to mine The taste of your skin The scent of your blood Wholeness in my mouth Fullfills me Sates me

Hippies
My number 1 enemy is not the capitalist america, the warmongering usa, the growth-hindering conservative or the much maligned religious fanatic. My number 1 enemy is the common hippy (latin name: Wankerous Unwasherous). There are 3 reasons for this: 1. Have a wash! There is nothing more unfortunate than a person who cannot use even so much as "all natural" soap. Hell you can get that stuff from any new age shop. Why the fuck are you lining your bivvy/van with some nice decorative drapes from the same place that sells the soap item you would require in order to not smell like tha back end of a refuse truck! Now I come from the place that says bad odours reduce respect for what you have to say, I'm more inclined to accept the word of someone who doesn't believe that cleanliness only happens to other people! It's not even the fact you wear scruffy baggy clothing either, it's the fact that your clothes are actually cleaner than you are. And considering you probably consider a washing

Gone For A Bit Again
Hey all my friends, I will be gone from Fubar awhile, will get back on as soon as I can. Im working 5 to 7 days a week 12 to 14 hrs a day.. not sure how long that is going to last though..the place im working at is an energy plant an they are having a shut down rebuilding some units. Im a security police there just started a few weeks ago thats why I havent been around much!! Will miss all my good freinds ive made on here hugssss an kissessssssss Donna

Hello To All Of My New Fubar Friends...
Not sure really what to blog about, but I thought I'd throw a few thoughts down here... My cousin the Goddess invited me here. So far so good...people have been nice & I do appreciate it. Still trying to get the hang of this, but I've been told the more I click around the easier it gets. Thanx to Jessica (Dreamora_Daimon) for the nice picture comments, and thanx to everyone for leaving me a few comments on the page. I'm really so used to MySpace...my friends adore me there. It'll be cool to make a few more friends on here. I'm an open book, so if there's ever anything you wanna know about me, feel free to ask. It's a lazy Sunday, so I'll be back to visit my page & see a few more of you fine folks... Until then, Peace... Eric

Clinton Causes Cop's Death!! The Bitch!
It is dangerous duty, requiring each motorcycle officer to overtake the motorcade at speeds up to 70 mph, slingshot ahead of it, then stop abruptly at an intersection before the caravan arrives. The "motor jockey" holds traffic at the intersection until the last car rolls through, then speeds ahead to perform the maneuver again. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's motorcade met tragedy Friday when one of these motorcycle escorts, a Dallas police officer, was killed as he failed to negotiate a curve and slammed into a concrete guardrail. It happened about 9:15 a.m. as the motorcade was headed across the Houston Street Viaduct toward a rally in Oak Cliff. Senior Cpl. Victor Lozada was one of more than 30 motorcycle officers whose job it was to hold traffic at intersections while the black SUVs and patrol cars of the motorcade rolled through Dallas. As the caravan headed south across the viaduct, Cpl. Lozada rounded a curve during his leapfrog toward the front. He apparently

Suprise
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS SHOUTED ME WITH THEIR SUPPORT THOSE WHO STOOD BY ME WHEN THE GOING GOT ROUGH. THOSE WHO LEFT WITH ME AND THOSE WHO WILL FOLLOW. I never meant for things to go this way, those who know me and those who stayed talking to me on the phone all night know that. But like my mom always say when one door closes another will open. Therefore, this has been a learning experience for me and a stepping stone to grow. Real life is never easy..... but we have to live it and create our own destiny we are responsible for who we are and what we do. I am woman enough to take responsibility for my actions and will not let anyone ever in this lifetime or any life time bring me down. Today I woke up full of energy, happy and with more determination than ever, I have a huge bomb that will explode in a good way the Fubar world so please stay tuned to prbabygirl for more details. Getting it together, oh and by the way, idgafe and this baby is out to conqueror

Studio 54
Dear CEO: As CEO of the hottest lounge in Fubar, I am hereby submitting my resignation, As you might already know, I am in San Juan with my mom in a business trip. When I am in the Lounge I give the best of me, I bring 20-30 new members a day if not more, I don;t even waste time talking to them unless they come in and subscribe. I guess the numbers are low my sister angel called me on my cell and said XXXXXXXX is flipping he wants everyone promoting. I told my sister I am in the hotel getting ready to go out with my cousins and family but the good side of me bend over backwards again for someone who did not appreciate it. Out of the goodness of my heart I contacted XXXXXXXX to see if he wanted me to help he was so rude and cruel with me and there will be a cold day in hell if i am going to let someone yell at me nevertheless its not even a real job. I tried to explain via the shout box that our lounge means a lot to me and if it was that desperate I have over 30 to 40 co

Poem
i was found in ditch, in some foriegn land. no one knew who i was or where i belonged. they could not tell my family what had become of me. they did not know my friends. when my body was taken to the mourge no one came to claim me. because no one knew i was there. i did my job. i did as i was told. i was told that freedom depended on what i did. i was told that i would save lives. i was told many things. most of which where lies. lies told to get me to do my part. lies told by a government that does not care. when it comes down to it i did these things because i thought it was right. i did them for my family and friends. i did them because i thought it would make us free. i paid this price for freedom that is what i belive. so when you hear people knock me and put me down. remember in the end i died because i thought it would keep us free. i am just a soldier and there are millions more just like me.

Thoughts
I toss and turn you're not there. I reach my hand out there is only air. You may not be here now. But, in my mind you are there. My stomach aches but I am full. Full of wonder of what could be. Looking to the sky for that one star. But, the sky is clear of stars. Till I notice a patch of clouds moving. Out from behind the clouds is one star. Shining very bright. I watch closely. The star flickers like a wink. Letting me know my future is bright. I reach out with my hand again. This time it is full with your hand. I smile and wink back at the star. Walking away hand in hand with you. JLM

Own Me!!
I am in a FU BUCKS ONLY auction and I WANT YOU TO OWN ME! Min. bid is 50k I am offering the following: rate pics and stash during Happy Hour sfw salute 1 pimpout a month done with you right at the top owned by__ in my name pimpout in my about me section for the month random gifts thruout the month at least 7 drinks a week if fu bucks are high enough i will rate pics with 11's and add person to my yahoo and will also make you 6 tags....

Peace Of Mind
Kottonmouth Kings needa open up YOUR mind with tha KIND come and get a little DOSE of REALITY. Think about the GOOD THINGS in life, because NEGATIVITY only brings FATALITY, FATALITY brings BROKEN HEARTS, tears, flowers, caskets, people cryin', loved ones DYIN'. I see my friends goin' down the wrong path so I realize keep on strivin' stay TRUE to MYSELF and try to find MY PEACE of MIND. -D-loc

Sleep
Now I think its time for sleep. To close my eye's to a non-eternal sleep. I will wake again refreshed as can be. To a life that can be only one for me. If I do not wake. Then I know my life was not in vain. Fore I left it in deep slumber. And remember there was no pain. And when I do wake it will be sweet surrender. I render myself full of life in the after life. JLM

Lifes Reflection
Life is a reflection of ones self while looking in the mirror. The flaws are shown as for how folks see you. You don't see it till your reflection shows the true you. Deny what you will. But, rest assured on that day you will know it was the truth you saw. JLM

Wilderness Desires
A friend ask me for one of my erotic stories i write so here it is my latest enjoy if your gonna read it at least leave a comment so i know not to add another story or not thanks Wilderness Desires i was waiting, sitting on a log, staring into the fire before me that was down to it's embers. I stood on my feet and looked to the sky, then i herd you walk up It didn't matter how many times i saw you My heart felt like it was going to stop when i laid eyes on you. My eyes welled with tears when i looked at his Black Hair and piercingly Green eyes, his beauty making my heart wrench. He smiled and embraced me, nuzzling my neck softly but placing a finger to my lips. I smiled at him something deep within my blood telling me too stay quiet as the rest of the group came in to the dim light of the fire. as the group seemed to pair off in couples and they restarted the fire we talked and lughed and sang songs i looked at you and smiled you smiled back and with a wink

Cat Lover Or Not....this Is Funny
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical! We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I al ways get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. 'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Pl

Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car, get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car, get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife a grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bankok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *

Last Auction For A While
i'm going to be in yet another auction.......lol this will be my last auction for a while. and just like the last one, this will be a fu bucks only auction. Will Open 2/24 10 AM Fu-Time Close 3/2 10 AM Fu-time this is what i'm offering rate pics and stash during HH 1 SFW salute owned by____in my name 1 morph 2 water reflection pics add to my family list i'll put your link on my page in the about me section

You Are
You are my air The sun in my day The moon in my night The spring in my step You are my everything. You are the stars in the sky The birds in the trees The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine. Without the light you put into my life I would be nothing A single leaf on the ground in autumn, Lost, forgotten, alone. Before i knew you, I was nothing. Now I am everything, With you at my side, I am invincible! Feel the same my baby, You are loved so much, I love you now and forever You are my darling, my baby, my love You are my everything I love you so much.

Best Lounge On Fubar
I have been honored to become a staff member of the DRAGONS LAYER LOUNGE....you cant miss this...live DJ's many new things comming that other lounges just dont have....if you want to chill and talk where everyone knows your name..then this is the place for you...grab a drink come on in...join up and be part of the family.....look forward to seeing you in the DRAGONS LAYER....http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55203

What I've Seen
So many people don't get to see what I see every day. I do go out on missions on average 5 times a week and so yes I do get to see the city and the people. It aggravates me to see the newspapers, the newsreels, and the headlines on the web. Always it is this many soldiers died, this many explosions occurred, this war will last this long. Someone tell these men and women to shut up. I've been here for a few months now. When I go out, my mission is to repair the lives of these people to better than it has ever been. So far, we've given these people electricity to their homes, running clean water, government infrastructure, security, schools for their children, and medical facilities for all. These things are not going to go away when the troops do but for now there is still a great deal of work to be done all over this country in order to give these people a good life when we do leave. The progress we have made in just under 5 years has been remarkable. Imagine trying to rebuil

Check It Out!
15 gone from the blast of a car bomb 1 more gone when got shot being robbed 3,000 more with the falling of the towers All because an arrogant man had to prove he had power Another gone through an abortion of convenience Acting without thinking and then decided "We don’t want to deal with this" One more when she said "No" Blamed herself just because he said so Another lost because mommy can’t control her temper He will never grow or become a father Count another one gone with a bullet to the head Thought no one cared and that she was better off dead Maybe we should stop hiding in our shells Ladies and gentleman, welcome to hell

You Know You Want Me!
Come and bid on me...fubucks only. Bids start at 50K fubucks. If the bid gets high enough I might add a few more things. Come on and show me what ya got!! This is what I am offering to start with... Pic rates 11's up to 500 pics Rate stash up to 500 Daily profile comments for a month Rate 100 pics 10's of 1 friend of your choice a week for a month (same friend or 4 different friends) 100 comments per day on your choice of contest/giveaway for a month gifts twice a week for a month Bulletin pimpout weekly for a month Click on the pic below to bid on me.

Weekend 2-23 & 2-24 08
well it was a fun weekend for me i guess, i spent friday night with lori and went to see kartune and C3 at evans roadhouse, then slide, lol on over to the roads end on broad street, lol but not after makeing a pit stop on 5th and broad (yeah, thats right, i did it again in the street,lol) and can't forget going to amore's for food that night, lol. omg 2 hours of sleep then helping at the toy show at the sugarloaf firehouse. man how did i get stuck parking cars in the cold????? saturday night was fun too, went with mu cousin and her boyfriend to the woodlands ( my first time there) omg dollar drink night and the drinks were strong WOW! well after watching some hotties shake it we went up to spurs in pittston and finished the night off watching more hotties country line dance... wow, good band up there too (homegrown) and a nice bar.... all in all i enjoyed myself and got a little crazy and drunk too. oh well, lets see what next weekend brings!

No Child Left Behind
I am sending out this message to everyone so that this can be prevented. Recently we moved and our children had to switch schools. We have a 10 yr old girl in the 4Th grade and a 9 yr old boy in the 3rd grade. For the first month and a half everything was fine but then our son started coming home upset saying that the kids in school were teasing him. At first we gave him the speech how kids will do that and to just ignore it. When it kept going on and when he came home one day saying a child threaten to throw him over the stair banister we told him to tell the teacher. The problem escalated then because when he was trying to tell he would get in trouble for stepping out of line or getting out of his seat. That is when I called the school and made them aware of what was going on. The response I got from his teacher was that she has 24 children in her class and can't keep and eye on all of them. This past Wednesday the taunting and name calling was to much our son could handle.

Allow Yourself
Intoxicated imagery A place deeper than common thought Where regardless how far you fall Reassured you'll be caught A place where confusions a rarity Time stays still Laughter's a part of charity Give into it by will Happiness the only sickness Pain cease to exist People lend out a hand Rather than ball it into a fist Friends will be friends When a favors done Not expecting any thing back Society's out to help you Not throw your head off track Where black is a beauty Nothing goes unjustified No waiting for what could be And no memory Of the last person who cried Yet you can't rely on imagination Only causes false hope Life has its times You just have to cope Endure the worst Allow you to cry Spend time alone To think back Reflect' Ask yourself why Now every person has a crisis Moments they feel deprived And at the end of the day You're just happy you survived So every now and then escape To a place deeper than common thought Where regardless how fa

Donations Needed!!!
So yea this is my second attempt to get spotlight and I'm asking for all your help please if you can spare some fubucks please send them my way I would really like to get spotlight since that doesn't actually cost any real money I think that would be the next best thing to get since I cant really get anything cuz I can't afford it So what do you say will ya help me out Whatever you can give will be fine I'm not asking for alot just whatever you can spare that I can put towards the spotlight If you can help thats great I greatly appreciate it if you choose not to thats fine too it won't stop me from being your friend :D Anyway I hope ya can help out thanks Keep in touch!!!!

Day After My Bday
So on thursday they decide to send me home early from Germany due to a design issue with all the satellites that they wont be able to fix quickly. This delays the launch yet again. I also find out on thursday from the realtor that I rent from that the owner of the house has been receiving the money but not paying his mortgage and I will have 3 weeks to move out. I land back in Dulles friday evening. No time to set up anything for my bday on saturday so I spent it vegging with the cat. Got up early today to find out work would like me in tonight to do a 12hr hour shift. (Cool with me since I have no life) So this week I must file taxes, find a new place to live and get my car looked at cause its doing some funny shit. This is not what I thought 32 would be like.

An Okay Day
So I have been home all weekend so far with my kids. My daughter has been kinda sick so I have been taking care of her. We've just been laying around watching movies and cartoons. Though I haven't gotten much accomplished around the house yet, I don't mind. I'll work on it this evening after the kids goto bed. Oddly, I am in a decent mood considering how things have gone for me lately. It probably has alot to do with just being with my kids. They keep me grounded and centered and seem to be able to make me feel better when life has been beating all the good out of me. I am a homebody mostly so this has been kinda nice. But its not all I am. The weather here has sucked for sometime now so I just stay in and stay warm. Besides, I haven't really had anybody to go do anything with thats enjoyable. Most dates have been a waste of time for one reason or many others. Guess I have finally got some sense and I am just not tolerating any bullshit anymore. Over the last year I

It's True...i Went And Did It!
Wanna "Own" a GEM? Well here's your chance!I have entered !Starry!'s auction and for the right bid this GEM can be yours! Come check me out! 'GemZ' Also check out the host of this wonderful auction! !Starry! ~~MemberOfTheSpankerBombingFamily ~~ This bulletin brought to you by ♥aGEM4life♥

Just Rambling
Ok, I'm SICK of all this weather!! Is it Spring yet?? Ok that's out of my system. LOL. I don't really sign on very often, no reason really but I should so I can get the hang of this site. And I'm not a rate whore. Not that I don't appreciate it, but it's not all I'm after. I want to make friends and perhaps meet someone local. Not much going on from a social standpoint. I need to go out more often. Either the singles scene has changed or I have. Oh well. It's just been a really busy few months between work which is insane busy, and my daughters medical issues on top of a high risk pregnancy. She is only 17 so the news itself was not something I handled well. I initially blew my stack because she's always been a good kid. She just happen to make a first mistake that's definitely a doozie. I'm coming around though, I'm certainly not going to disown her when she needs support more than ever. She landed in the hospital last June in kidney failure from EColi of all things. We never di

Page Four
First off, to all you Giants fans...and anti-Patriots fans...you're welcome. It's been 3 1/2 weeks now since my teeth were forcibly ripped from my head...while I peacefully slept...and the damn Tooth Fairy hasn't dropped me a dime!!! What the hell is up with that? Anyway, the swelling has gone down and the stitches are all gone, but I still cannot feel my lower lip compleatly and I still sound like Dick Clark. Not good, considering my line of work. I think I'm getting temporary falsies this week, so I'll have to get accustomed to them over the next several days and weeks. As it stands now, I type better than I talk, luckily for you. :) I'm watching golf right now...let me just say...GO TIGER!!

I Need Money :(
ugh...its like never ending hell when it comes to money...oh im so fucking pissed...ok im going to school..and im an idiot..yes i admit it..im an idiot...i failed a class..woofuckinghoo....go me! so anyways if i dont pass these classes im on now (which im hoping with everything in me wont happen!) i owe them money for the classes...but yea not to mention my now piling medical bills..oh fuck thats a whole nother story..apparently its not cheap when ur sick..ugh, so now im either having to pay more out of my ass to get something checked..or i just suffer through it..and hope it doesnt get to bad. then theres all my credit card debt for when i was young stupid and thouhgt hey its like free fucking money lets spend it like a jack ass!!! yea yea...now ive learned...but anyways...im left with the choices of finding a part time job (yea kinda hard when u go to schoo full time, work 40 hours already, and have a child full time) or i get to magically have money fall in my lap, or win the lotter

Care To Help?
Eh.. I woke up this morning, and realized that I was in a contest. I didn't know about it so it's out of the blue. But I was wondering if you all could give me a little help. I need 6000 comments and I get a 3 day Blast. Please Help out some. :) Thank you. Just click my pic. :D

Weekly Visits
My aunt lost her three daughters to the state, due to not keeping a clean house. I can't really argue with that fact, anyone who is willing to put the internet before the safety of their children shouldn't have them in the first place but my son was very attached to those girls. They were over every day to play and her youngest daughter suffered from Autism, and her and Jakob were always on the same level so they got along wonderfully. Naturally, we go to see them for their weekly visits and it just lights up Jakob's day. This past visit, we had arranged to meet them at McDonald's for 2 hours. They really wanted to go in the tubes and play in their activity center so the closest one to us that has one, is an hour away. No problem, we went and everyone enjoyed themselves but when it was time to play in the tubes, I noticed that the age limit was 3-12. Jakob just turned two in December but he was persistent that he wanted to go with them. I was a little nervous with him wanting t

The Changes After
I have this thing that's bothered me for some time. i know some of you so called self proclaimed studs could care less, because all you care about is trying to nail all you can. if you hurt somebodies feeling, who cares as long as you get yours. It's funny how when you first see someone you're atracted too, you'll turn on the charm and say whatever it takes to get your point across, and when that victim falls for your bullshit and starts to trust you and you break their heart. The sad part is that you just don't hurt them, but you also hurt their chances of trusting someone else. That other person has to put up with the no trust clause because of some ass. Not to sound disrespectful to some, but there are alot of people here (male and female alike) which getting laid is the onlt thing on their minds. There are also some who are here for some good old fashion...' hi, how are you maybe we can talk and get to know each other and see what happens time'. Since more then not they've already

Own Me, Mike & The Perkys!! In The Perkys Auction!!!
FU-BUCK AUCTION!! SHOW US THE MONEY... BIDDING WILL START AT 50K FUBUCKS ONLY PLEASE NO DRAMA WE HAVE A RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BID. ALL PICTURES ARE CLOSED UNTIL AUCTION OPENS OPENS 2/24 10AM FU-TIME CLOSES 3/2 10AM FU-TIME Mr.D is offering: 500 11's 1 morph SFW Salute Rate all stash during hh up to 750 Owned by___ in his name.. Post your link on his profile Buy random gifts/drinks threw out the month If bids get to 1 mil or higher he will give you 1,500 11's Hunter is offering: rate pics and stash during HH 1 SFW salute owned by____in my name 1 morph 2 water reflection pics add to my family list i'll put your link on my page in the about me section FTW is offering: OWNED BY in my name for one month Added to family for a month, or longer if u are a good person! Access to my yahoo 1 weekly pimpout for a month 1 permanant pimpout in my blogs Salute pics, HOWEVER u want them Rate all ur stash and pics during HH For bids of 250k or over, every

A Few Points To Consider...thanks Meg!
What is Paganism? an overview -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A simple, factual explanation of what Paganism actually is. It is pure information written for anyone who is non Pagan or who is Pagan but wants to know more. It is not meant to impress or proselytise. NOTE: I have had some letters from Christians who claim this essay is anti-Christian. That is not the case. The comparisons with Christianity are objective and without any harmful intent. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In simplest terms Paganism is a religion of place, or a native religion, for example the Native American's religion is Pagan, Hinduism is a form of Paganism. All Pagan religions are characterised by a connection and reverence for nature, and are usually polytheistic i.e. have many Gods and/or Goddesses. Modern Paganism as practised in the west is particular to the native peoples of the west

Meditation For Feb. 24
Share your love, your joy, your happiness, your time, your food, your money gladly with all. Give out all the love you can with a glad, free heart and hand. Do all you can for others and back will come countless stores of blessings. Sharing draws others to you. Take all who come as sent by God and give them a royal welcome. You may never see the results of your sharing. Today they may not need you, but tomorrow may bring results from the sharing you did today.

Just Wondering ......
Does anybody know if a lounge owner can have their lounge switched to somebody else to own? Like if that person were to wanna leave fubar or something, is there any way that they could turn their lounge over to somebody else, have it transferred? Lemme know if ya know, thanx all. not saying that this is about me ok lol just wanna know :P

I Am Always Considered A Stripper By Appearance Rather Than Who I Really Am.
I posted a mumm, regarding a higher job position in a law firm in Vegas and almost everyone that commented the mumm thought I was a stripper...because I didnt mentioned the type of job position. I didnt mentioned the job position just too see how shallow-minded some people are when they go by first appearances...and just because I look the way I look everyone thinks I must strip for a living like I never went to college or have a real profession...and I see it being done to so many women which is sad cause women are stereo-typed too much and that really sucks. I never worked in a strip club and never will. I worked at Hooters when I went to college...to help pay my tuition for college...but now I work as a paralegal and even now I get mistaken for a stripper or worse a porn star...at first I took it as a compliment cause it show that I had the looks and body for it but now it's gotten way out of hand...and no one seems to have any respect...and treat me like a Im not a woman but a s

Can You Help Me Out !!
http://www.fulfillednights.com Hello we have started a new FREE (no credit card info at all) singles and friends website. I am not advertizing yet .my investers want to see wat kind of traffic we can get thourgh talk. so please tell everyone and check it out your self .we plan to take over in the adult dating world . so please check it out !! thank you for your time .. TIM http://www.fulfillednights.com

Music,movies And Jager
So…I met up with a good friend of mine, Rui last night. We checked out stuff @ Guitar Center and pretty much annoyed the heck out of the customers and staff by futzing around with various musical devices by playing them at high levels. Then it was off to get some pizza…..and Jager..and a movie. Pan’s Labyrinth. Interesting film. Lush visuals, excellent story and even though I had to go by subtitles, it still made for a a enjoyable viewing. Then it was time for some synth action. Showed Rui the new mixer (Behringer XENYX 1222FX). I like it because it has 16 tracks and Studio-grade 24-bit stereo FX processor with 100 presets including reverb, chorus, flanger, delay, pitch shifter and various multi-effects. So essentially anything I run through it can have neato sounds layered onto it. Sufficed to say we had fun dinking around on the synths and all. We’re kicking around the idea of making some tracks together… but right now it’s just in the pre-natal planning

A Good Friend
A good friend helped me realize.... ...that i am a very strange friend. very few understand the real me. very few know why i act the way i do- why i can be so distant at times. why i hide from the world and depend on a select few to shed light on the ambiguous thoughts my mind dances with. very few know that i am often sad, lonely, and forgotten. ....that life never goes as planned. love comes and goes, people come and go. true love is far fetched and hard to find. those who love you the most hurt you the best. those who claim to know you and still hurt you eithter a) don't know you at all or b) could care less about your feelings. ...that i do deserve a good man. well, dang. i don't need to say anything else about that one. ....that consistently inconsistent people usually have inconsistent emotions... or just bad luck. that you shouldn't judge someone from your experiences/interactions with them. you'll probably never know the plan for their life. there's just a great c

Bikers And The Media
bikers and the media > ï¿½ A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning > into the >lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and >triesï¿½to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her >screaming parents. >ï¿½ï¿½The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square >onï¿½theï¿½nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion >jumps backï¿½letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her >terrified parents,ï¿½whoï¿½thank him endlessly. >ï¿½ï¿½ >ï¿½ A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says: >ï¿½ ï¿½" Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my >wholeï¿½life." >ï¿½ï¿½ "ï¿½Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw >this >ï¿½ï¿½little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." > ï¿½ "ï¿½Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist

I Suck At Making Friends.....
I think I will cry.... ~MzMic~ (T...: i stand corrected, u are one I missed on the ratings.. i apologize... here ur rating.. then go away ->Mr.Potatoe...: ? ~MzMic~ (T...: sasy BuhBYe to my SB. ~MzMic~ (T...: btw.,. my name used to be MS.BIOTCH. ~MzMic~ (T...: I was doing nice things for my FRIENDS... ~MzMic~ (T...: whore things? lmfao.. I went to ur page.. rated u, fanned u and said hello to u last nite even .. don't go off on me .. don't like the FREE deal I was offering.. then don't f*cken respond to me... ->Mr.Potatoe...: im an ass,especially to people who dont say hello before they whore things in my box ~MzMic~ (T...: here u need one lol ->Mr.Potatoe...: oh snap ~MzMic~ (T...: u even made my puppy cry ~MzMic~ (T...: awwwwwwwwww ur mean ->Mr.Potatoe...: well fuck off cuz im not gonna be one ~MzMic~ (T...: Sure! ->Mr.Potatoe...: wanna make some friends? ~MzMic~ (T...: WAnna make $6K fubux? http:... ~MzMic~ (T...: WAnna make $6K fubux? htt

Just A Couple Minutes Of Your Time Wont Hurt You At All
OK WONDERFUL PPL OF FUBAR...U KNOW THE DRILL. JUST A FEW COMMENTS ON EACH PIC WILL HELP. AND OF COURSE DON'T FORGET TO RATE THEM CAUSE RATES COUNT TOO...THANX!!!! NEEDS 60,000 COMMENTS NEEDS 50,000 COMMENTS NEEDS 10,000 COMMENTS NEEDS 50,000 COMMENTS NEEDS 50,000 COMMENTS (repost of original by '¤Ła$Ŧ ♠ oƒ Å ♠ D¥in ßŖΞΞd¤ of PIANOMANS PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES~' on '2008-02-23 21:27:36') (repost of original by 'zmanTRUELYCANS BOMBER CLUB F.A.R.& D.S.C' on '2008-02-23 21:31:35')

For My Good Friend
Hello guys... Any chance i could get you to do me a very small favor?My friend is trying to get a happy hour,by getting people to fan rate and add this wonderful lady...She always returns all the love as well,shes very sweet...If he gets enough people to do this,He'll get a happy hour ,so id appreciate it very very much...Be sure to say in the friend request that MetalRon sent you so we get credit...Thank you so much!!!Have a great day! Heres a link to her...click/rate/fan/add(dont forget to say MetalRon sent you...xxxooo Very Sexy Comments & GraphicsYou Rock! Thank you!

Can't Do Anything Right
These days it would seem that I can't do anything right. No matter how much or how little I try, it is always not right. Either not enough, or not the correct way. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. So, tell me, if it is going to get the same results no matter what I do, then why even bother?! I hate days like these...You think that you had a good weekend, only to find out that it was all bs...She says one thing in the heat of the moment to make you think all is good, then, you all get some sleep and let the day get by you, reality hits and everything that you thought was good, was just bs.... What I do is only a "tease". It's not enough. The other person wants so much more, but won't let you in to show them that you want to....uugggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! I give up...

Skyler
My little nephew, who's just shy of 3 months old, passed away last night. I don't really know what to say to that...I can't talk to my sister because I don't know how to talk to her about something I have no clue about....and I can't bear to hear someone cry the way I know she will. I tried to get in touch with her but I'm guessing she's at the second hospital while they're determining the cause. My dad said they're thinking it was SIDS...I guess she laid him down after feeding him around midnight, went to check on him around 2 a.m. and he was gone. Gave him CPR....dear God I cannot imagine my 19 year old sister giving CPR to her tiny little baby...and I know she was home alone with the babies because her husband works nights. I wish I could be there for her today...not sure I would be any help to her but I've not been there much for her. I wasn't there when either of her boys were born...wasn't there when she got married.... I'll be taking off work to go to the funeral, al

Penny Bar
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One penny?!" exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, "Yes." So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "Four cents," he replies. "Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."

Sry Been Mia
I am so sorry I have not been around much recently. It seems that things are always happening lately. Whatever happened to stuff happening in 3's??? My son has started siezing again and I have had to take him in to the hospital for neuro appointments, EEG's, amblutory EEG's, and a bunch of testing physch wise. Poor kid if its not one thing its another. Now I have even more going on. On Friday night I went to our local state college for their first baseball game of the season with my hubby and kids. Somehow just sitting there I managed to destroy my back even more. As many of you know I have disc problems from when I was attacked while working as a detention officer. I have no idea how, but sometime during the game I managed to make the injury more severe (after 3 darn yrs!!!). I got up after about 2 hrs and wanted to walk around. I had no feeling in my left leg. Since all my numbness was always in the right I didn't think much other then my leg was asleep. I never regained feeling in

Eye Contacts!
I went to the eye doctor last week for a check up and get told some bad news. I was only wearing a contact for my right eye, but during the check up the doctor told me that my eye disease is now affecting my left eye. So now I have to wear contacts in both eyes.

Fubar Lier
a convo between me and Real flirt on December 3,2007 in yahoo Dorrnia Kedds: ok you hre now? james vice: yep Dorrnia Kedds: OK what happened last nigth I tell you I will be back in an hour ask Mystic to Be a whitness an then I get back on and Im blocked I mean what what Did I do that was that Bad ? james vice: hun it was asking mystic wqarrior Dorrnia Kedds: he said yes james vice: yah then told his daughter Dorrnia Kedds: what does that have to do with any thnkg james vice: im married to her and am getting devorce Dorrnia Kedds: so because of that you bolcked me too ? Do I need to take the worrior tag offmy name Dorrnia Kedds: so he blocked me and you blocked me I just dont get it I felt lost and alone james vice: no she did i did not know what happen till i came out of bathroom james vice: i have been fighting with her sense james vice: hun i love you i did not lie and

Sad Day
today is a real sad day for me and all my south side rockstars fuck its hard to talk about my best friend died this morning he was shot on west side drive im going to get as drunk as i can maybe i will forget i cant even got to his funeral sad day

136 K To Level!
Peeps, when you have the time, pls stop by and help me level up to henchman. all luv will be returned as well. XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~ Dark Realm Enforcer~@ fubar And always remember.... I am the XX Genetic Freak XX! I am your Fu hook-up! Holla if ya hear me!

Getting Checked For Cancer (biopsy Of The Uterus)
Getting checked for cancer (Biopsy of the Uterus) I went to the doctor a couple of days ago and they want to do a biopsy of my uterus to check me for cancer. The doctor said she can do this procedure in her office and I’ll experience some cramping during & afterwards. She also told me that the procedure only takes about 5-15 minutes to do. The doctor made this sound so easy and simple like it was no big deal, but it’s a big deal for me as I’m scared etc. There is a history of breast cancer in my family, but I’m the 1st to go through this and really have no one to talk to. I’m worried that I may have cancer and pray very hard that I don’t as I’m not ready to leave this world yet. I’ve been high risk for awhile due to my health and was worried enough, but now even more worried as I have to go in for this procedure. I’m asking all my friends to please pray for me so I can still be here for my kids & my husband as they need me. Thanks, Shelly

Memories
Thinking about days of the past Back into the shadows I am cast back to a time when life was grand then fate stepped in and dealt us a shitty hand A rain of bullets took his life that thought, still cuts open my wounds like a knife As his blood pooled on the cold hard ground I tried to scream but made no sound I held him in my arms as he took his last breath that night my heart was stolen by DEATH I wouldn't let him go, they had to rip his body free He'd still be alive it is wasn't for me He never knew I loved him, I was just a stupid Kid Because I was a coward, My feelings well Hid Now I stand at his grave, alone with my sarrow with out him alone, I face tomorrow selfishness cost me his life, a debt I cant repay So I live with my guilt day after day Slowly Im starting to live again Maybe I will find forgiveness, but I don't know when So I walk alone into the night and cry out in silence by the full moons Light DLK

When Change Is Not Enough: Seven Steps To Revolution
When Change Is Not Enough: Seven Steps to Revolution By Sara Robinson, Campaign for America's Future Posted on February 22, 2008, Printed on February 22, 2008 http://www.alternet.org/story/77498/ "Those who make peaceful evolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable." -- John F. Kennedy There's one thing for sure: 2008 isn't anything like politics as usual. The corporate media (with their unerring eye for the obvious point) is fixated on the narrative that, for the first time ever, Americans will likely end this year with either a woman or a black man headed for the White House. Bloggers are telling stories from the front lines of primaries and caucuses that look like something from the early 60s -- people lining up before dawn to vote in Manoa, Hawaii yesterday; a thousand black college students in Prairie View, Texas marching 10 miles to cast their early votes in the face of a county that tried to disenfranchise them. In recent months, we've also been gobstopped by th

Update 2-24-08
This was taken from Lilli's CarePage Hi everyone, Sorry it has taken so long to get back to you all with an update on how I am doing. But here goes. I have been a busy little girl growing I am up to 4 lbs 11 oz. I am now eating all my food from the bottle or breast and I am sooo glad too! I pulled my feeding tube out myself on friday night and my nurse didn't see a reason to put it back in. I am no longer on phenabarb. they told mommy that was just for my series of highda scan tests. Everything came back good. My stool is back to a normal color. All my labs came back good. One was for my bilirubin and something else, it showed that my gall bladder is still sludgy but that should correct itself. I had my second eye exam and it showed that I have ROP that is eye disease or prematurity. I am only a lew 1 and my eye Dr said that he is comfortable saying it might clear up on it's own. I get another exam tomorrow morning and then we will see what is going on if it is developing to more

New Poem In Random Verses..
I'm just a sin away from destruction a forth coming priminition a story of nightmares that unfold a dark secret left untold answers to my questions wait like vultures in the sun searching for the right moment to enter in a disease that consumes without warning a bitter memory of lost loves forlorning a moment without the sound of words being spoken a heart that never expects to be broken a tear that refuses to be shed a beggar pleading to be fed i find what i am looking for behind a locked and hidden door....

A Good Moan
Well I’m going to have a moan and a pretty fucking long one too….so here goes Now where do we start ooh that’s difficult to answer really? But I think I can find a starting point. Just like everyone else on fubar I came here with no friends (not that I got any anyway) but I had none, I was trying to find my way around hoping to fit in somewhere which I call “home” but yet again I was wrong. Nothing seems to be going right for me and to be quite honest I don’t really care anymore, I asked my friends to help me just once and apart from a few they do but the rest, seem to give out the words “kiss my ass” which is fine by me. I didn’t ask for much just a little help and like fuck do they help me, but it’s ok for me to add them, to subscribe to their lounges but you ask for something in return you get jack shit for it. There’s been two who helped me since I came here to whom I’m grateful too, the other one I kind of fell out with and yes I miss him but I guess that’s normal. I watch

On Purpose
Have you ever had someone do something to hurt you on purpose? something that they knew would hurt you deeply? Cause a lack of trust, just to get even? Just to inflict pain? This is a person who is supposed to love you, have given their heart to you, and yours to them. It feels like a hole in my heart, like a knife ripped it out, savagely. the emptiness, and void I feel....i can't even put words to it, to accurately describe it. It is no wonder I have low self esteem issues, when someone is always stomping on my heart.

The Mask
This mask I wear, she serves me well, she hides my pain, so they can't tell. They see her smile, never my tears, she shows no sorrow, she fights all my fears. They believe she is me, if only they knew, that she is my mask, my saviour too. My scars she hides, behind laughter and lies, she say's she is fine, but slowly she dies.

Game Over
you try to take the best of me i used to allow it but not anymore go away i wanna be in a better place i hate when you say you don; t understand i hate living surrounded by unhappiness and evil i wanna be with the good energy not with the enemy i am sick of the tension sick of the hate sick of the anger i am sick of you so just please go away find another to play your little games with for i am finished game over

You Took My Rights Away
You ve shattered my dreams You shattered all that I had known. You took my innocence away. Why did you do what you did? What did I do to warrant Such an act of evil. You pure evil and vile Your the ones I hate I hate the ground you walk on I hate the air you breathe. I 'll never get why? Or what gave you the right Yor eviler than evil

Words
Words That Hurt Words can be a knife, Stabbing at the soul, Spreading through its victims like cancer. Giving birth to hate so strong and pure. A hate that can’t be cured with a simple sorry, Hate that is with us till death. Words can be so powerful, Without thought, Love is ended. Friends become enemies, Watch my tears run down my face, The pain has been dealt, Now you are dead to me.

Hmmm,, I Wonder
Is there anyone on my friends list who can (and cares to) cheer me up today? I have a really bad day for different reasons and I am just going round in circles in my mind again and again. Can't go out for health reasons this weekend, so I need another way to get through that. Any help is aprecciated.

Journey And Choices
well it's been awhile but this is a long overdue update things in my life have gone from dark to light wrong to right i met a great girl who i first thought of a friend little did i know that fate had cards in her hand that would steer things in a totally new and unexspected way.i was lost for awhile and made some wrong choices and felt that they were right at the time then things in my life changed and the choice was a dumb and stupid one.so i went back to th angel of my dreams love of my life soulmate friend and life half of my heart just all around the half that makes me whole this angel goes by crystal fulp and i thank the star she forgave me took me back and is willing to love the day lights out of me i'm a hope let affection hog i love to be loved and crystal my soulmate and girlfriend gives me all i need want and could ask for.

It Arrived Last Night
I cant remember now if I posted here about having one of my poems published in a collection of inspirational poetry but the book arrived last night! So while I have not reached literary excellence~I am very happy to make it this far.~ bright smiles

Today On World Rock Radio
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Where Did All My Friends Go?
haven't heard from all my dear friends in a while? whats new? drop me a line..say hello! hello iam christopher 40,single,male rome,ny like to chat with you. i have messengers if you do? thewolfwhowalksalone_2005 is yahoo bwoofie2002 is hotmail blueeyeguylookin is aim add me and lets chat.. i have more pics as well

A New Future
what make it so hard for one to love another? hurt hearts and lost souls, pain caused by another. the heart aches every day knowing you are there and cannot be touched. the soul crys out to you waiting to join as one. find it, find yourself, love with all you have. when one comes so close to this and loses it, pain is all that is left. cutting deeper than the sharpest knife, burning with the fires of ten suns. its out there, most will never feel this. most dont want it or do not know how to accept it. push it away, that is the easy thing when confronted with the unknown. release the past and you free all pain, all fears of tomorow will be just a distant memory. fullfill the promise that you made when you left the kingdom. promises now broken cause of scars on your heart and soul left by others that have crossed your path. forgive them for what they have done to you but never forget!!! they say all good things come to those who wait. i wait for my heart to be healed and my soul to have

Pray For Me
=== 'Tesha♥[LOVER TO NEIL]Taken and Lovein It [MARRIED TO DINO]' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-24 06:31:46'.. > > > > > > Ok for u who dont know i have my surgery wensday at 7 am surgery starts at 9 am they will be removein more cancer masses along with other things i ask that u keep me in mind as i go through this day ugh and i am very very scared but i can do it i know I will be home same day but wont be around my computer for a few days as i recovery so if i dont answer u thats why so keep this in mind and i hope everyone has a GREAT day and week xoxoxoxo > MyHotComments >

Arianna Marie Jaquez
Hey everyone, Just wanted to let everyone know the good news. I just had my baby. She is beautiful. She weighs 7 pnds 5 oncs and is 20 inc long. She has tons of hair and I dont wanna sound cocky but is one of the most beautiful babies every. Thanks all for helping me through the longn nine months lol. Dueces.

Sexual I.q. Test
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

February 24, 2008 Edition
COOTER'S BAR NEWSLETTER! February 24, 2008 SHOUT OUT! WELCOME BACK JOHN...WELCOME BACK! I LOVE YA BABYDOLL! NOW YOU LISTEN TO YOUR BOSS! LOL :p WHAT A WEEKEND! I want to thank lastbowlofrice for making me piss myself in the Bar! lol He truly is a comic relief. Its official...I am a fukn crybaby! Showing my crybaby @ss in the bar! LOL But they were tears of extreme joy! They kno who they are! :P RULES UPDATED! Now I have decided to ADD to the rules of the lounge! Here is the new rule: Guys and Girls! This is the web! W-E-B! Don't expect to fall in love with someone from the web! If you do, do NOT bring your drama in here! Do *NOT* bring others in with it! It will result in a banning of your arse! If you feel that you are being harassed by someone from the lounge let the owner kno! Let's see if the owner can fix the problem as opposed to leaving! We are family! Dysfunctional yes....but family! There is no sense for drama llama coming into the bar! Le

39 Things Women Need To Know About Guys
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and

The Woman's Nightstand Companion? Oh Yeah!
Critically acclaimed as "The Woman's Nightstand Companion" Peter Britt's book "All That I Am, I Think!" is a journey into truth and understanding. You will learn a lot about who Peter Britt is and get a lot of laughs, too. This is a must read book, you'll be happy you did. Click here for Peter's publisher book store Click this link to order the Hard Cover book. $24.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in Hard Cover Click this link to order the paperback book. $19.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in paperback Just click the cdbaby logo to buy That's What Living's For by Peter Britt

Referral Contest!
You want FuBucks?!Well here is an easy way to do that!We are giving 10,000 FuBucks to the Member who refersthe most people to be leveled in 2 weeks time.Remember the Fubarian has to meet our Criteria withPlenty of Pics and Stash to RateAll Referrals will be checked out by one of our ManagementTeam before being added to the Leveling Blog.Also your referral has to be leveled to count towards your total.Below is a chart we will be keeping track of everyone who refers people to us.At the end of every 2 months there will be a special gift for the person with the Most Referred People... who KNOWS what it could be ;) Member Number of Referrals For Week 02/24/08 Month to Date ~Ðå£øþø~da VEEP of the "Fire and Ice Lvling Crew"~@ fubar 1 1

Should My Words Bite Me In My Ass..
if this happens well i suppose i will deal with the consequences to the best of my ability as much as possible even though i am not quite in the mood to go through another depression fit because i just went through one that was difficult to shake off... but so mote it be.... do as thou wilt.

Somebody Loves Me
LEMONS and SUGAR This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. And always remember.... when life hands y

My Accident...
Ok,so Friday, here in Middletown, i had a spectacular wreck... i came over a hill, and saw cars in front of me, and at the bottom of the hill was an intersection. In the intersection were two cars, apparently they had wrecked.. Going 20 under the speed limit as i was i thought it would be no problem to slow down and avoid it.. i applied the brakes lightly.. and began to spin out on the ice.... slid into the oncoming traffic lane, and avoided the truck in front of me, then slid back into my land avoiding an oncoming car, then back into the other lane avoiding another car, and then back into my lane avoiding another oncoming car.. and then into the white car that was wrecked.. and whamo... beh.. turns out the car was hit by a drunk driver hit and run, which made him hit the suv.. then i came along and hit him..Wow... my cars left tire wheel is completely into the car, the hood is buckled, the back window is broken.. and when i finally was stopped it was smoking out the hood and into

Attachmens
A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her. The senior monk carried this woman on his shoulder, forded the river and let her down on the other bank. The junior monk was very upset, but said nothing. They both were walking and senior monk noticed that his junior was suddenly silent and enquired “Is something the matter, you seem very upset?” The junior monk replied, “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?” The senior monk replied, “I left the woman a long time ago at the bank, however, you seem to be carrying her still.”

My Military Time
Well all my friends know this stuff so here it is. I am a VET. I did 8 years 8 Months enlisted in the United States Air Force. After that I got out for like 2 years then went into the Army National Guard as a Warrant Officer, flying UH-60s commonly known as the Black Hawk. I flew the Medivac version for the 3-160th Aviation Batallion, Charlie Company out of Ft. Indian Town Gap, PA. I have 2 purple hearts, spent over 3 years in the Middle East, and still have a third Purple Heart pending, which means I probably am not getting that one lol. After my final injury I decided to get out on a Medical discharge. Now I work full timeand collect my Veterans Disability check every month. I'm proud of my service and I salute all the men and women of the US Military (past present and future).

Here In My Arms
Here in my arms My warm embrace I will protect you Keep you safe I can’t promise everything That wouldn’t be fair I will try to keep you Free from despair I will cheer you up When you feel down You are a princess That will wear my crown You are so beautiful In every way I dream of you Every night and day

Friend
Everyone should have a friend like you You are so much fun to be with And you are such a good person You crack me up with laughter And touch my heart with your kindness You have a wonderful ability To know when to offer advice And when to sit in quiet support Time after time You've come to my rescue And brightend so many Of my routine days And time after time I've realized how fortunate I am that my life includes you I really do believe that Everybody should have a friend like you But so far it looks like You are one of a kind!

Butterfly
Your friendship is special Like the flowers that bloom, Or when a butterfly emerges From within its cocoon... You remind me of that butterfly, Loving and free, Bright and colorful, For the world to see... We will share sunshine and rainbows; Sometimes, the rain and the snow; We'll stand together through it, While the cold winds blow... When the time is right, We won't stop to ask "Why?" Our friendship will take flight On the wings of a butterfly ...

Independant Artists
SpitFire Radio is looking for Independent Artists! SpitFire Radio supports Independent Artists, if you would like your music played on our station feel free to contact us for details on how to get your music on our air at webmaster@wdkyradio.com or dj_thumperz on yahoo messenger or hit me a Fubar Mail

Carnation Milk
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $2,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all... S he thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this! She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house...a man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2000, even though we will not be able to use it...'

Ocd Ramblings
Things don't change if you stay the same, stuck in a rut as my world unravels, fake friends and lies turn to lullabies, If only I could stop thinking for awhile, trip myself up when I get so high, marked and scarred from what I've done. bring myself up to tear it all down, pools of though are where I drowned. pages of ramblings, fill my books, sporadic burst of words flow forth, I forgot where I began, to find a switch to shut it off and start all over again. stumble through another day write it all down to throw it away. keep it locked up so no one knows, words pour out as lines phrases, I can never forget the lies I've told I carry my guilt for all to see, time drips by and I can't quit. write it all down to try to forget

Bulldogs Pimp Out
It's been a while since I have done a pimp out. So this one is for all my female fubarians. Go check out Bulldog the guy is uber sexy, sweet and very SINGLE!!! So how about showing him some love. Rate a few of his pics while your there and say hi!!! TheBulldog UberSingleUltraGeek@ fubar

Eyes
The eyes are the window to the soul they say, look deep and long See inside to someone real, scarred beaten and torn. Look in and see a scared lil girl who thought she knew whats right Someone so lost and shattered inside the past you can run from but never hide. Gazed deep within to the truth kept hidden by lies and forgotten for awhile. You'll find a little lost girl with her heart on her sleeve and a broken smile.

Bad News
I just found out that my nottypuppy passed away on feb 22nd 2008. He was attacked while in Chicago IL. The police aren't sure if he died from his severe head injury or the prolonged exposure to the cold. Baby I shall forever love you!!!!

Security Tool On Cell
Make sure you check phone to see that it has this feature turned on Subject: Important - Security tool on your cell phone The Importance of 'Location' on Your Cell Phone You may remember that a young woman was recently abducted from a Target parking lot in Overland Park, a suburb of Kansas City. Her body was discovered many miles away in Missouri. They were able to locate her by the sequence of cell phone towers that picked up her cell phone location. She had not attempted to dial out, but when her family was trying to call her the towers could sense her phone. Sadly, the authorities were not able to reach her in time. However, they were able to locate her body which was in an area where they never would have searched without the cell phone tower information. Below is information you may find helpful. The cell phone 'locator' can be either set on '911' in which case you must dial out to be located, or it can be set to be on all the time. With it

Eye Witness
A man walks in a Bank gets in line and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun ... and robs the Bank!...But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses ... he turns around and asks the next customer in line: Did you see me Rob this Bank? The customer replies...YES! The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO HIS HEAD and BANG!!!!!... SHOOTS HIM in THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM! He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man ... DID ... YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB THIS BANK???? The man calmly responds ... No ... But My Wife Did!

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So Much For Family!!!!
Well last night I went to the TOXIC TERROR TOUR at the Worcester Palladium and droped my Boost i415 cell phone in the 'pit'. No sooner did it hit the ground it dissapeared. I felt it leave my shirt pocket and seen the glow of the screen on the floor when I went to pick it up, about 5 feet away, it just vanished. I could see the screen come up off the floor then it went dark. Of course everyone in the spot I asked said they didn't pick up a phone. So much for FAMILY! FAMILY is supposed to lookout for each other, not steal from them. I waited till the show ended and the house lights came up to look around some more just the be sure and to my surprise there was dozens of ninjas scouring the floors looking for anything that had been droped. One mutha-facko picked up two wallets and ran for the door! One was red and black and the other was black with white hatchet man and flames on it. I am pissed, that phone had numbers in it I took years to compile, numbers to cops, clients,

Before He Cheats
Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp and she's probably gettin frisky Right now he's probably byin' her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showin' her how to shoot a combo And He don't know... I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke Right now she's robably sayin "I'm drunk" and he's a thinkin that he's gonna get lucky Right now he's probably dabbin on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo Oh and he don't know that... I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights Slashed a h