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Many Kiss's N Hug's Baby
LIKE THE SONG SAYS AND ITS TRUE BUT YOU KNOW , IM NOT GOING NO WHERE AND NEITHER IS MY HEART .ITS 8 MOS TOMORROW WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER AND TO BE THATS AWSOME . " HAPPY VALENTINE' DAY N HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF 8 MOS TOGETHER . FROM YOUR BABYDOLL CHERIE'

A Winter's Kiss
I call out into the cold winter's night... I call for the one I love.... I hear someone there but I see nothing... Closing my eyes, I feel something warm against my neck. I take deep breath's in, to slow my pulse down. Sundely I feel warm, soft lips along my neck. My pulse goes faster, while I still take deep breaths. the lips kiss my neck softly and tenderly. I feel the lips open to take more of my neck... I suddenly feel sharp fangs against my neck. They pierce hard and deep down into my neck... I feel my life pouring out into this persons mouth. I try to turn around but they have me pined close to them... I try to scream but nothin comes out, but a low growl and moan mixture... I lean my head to the side in submission, and close my eyes... Suddenly I can see who it is behind me... It is the one I love... the one I called for. It is he who took my heart, and my life.... but on this one cold winter's night... he took my soul. I will die with me in his arms a

Scrubs/rocky Crossover
Being the crazy person that I am, I came up with a few different combinations of casting Scrubs characters as Rocky Horror characters. Which do you like best? Do you have any other good combos? A) Frank - Dr. Cox Brad - JD Janet - Elliot Riff - Janitor Magenta - Jordan Columbia - Carla Rocky - Keith Eddie - Turk Dr. Scott - Dr. Kelso Crim - Ted Ralph - Todd Betty - Molly B) Frank - Dr. Cox Brad - Keith Janet - Elliot Riff - Turk Magenta - Carla Columbia - Jordan Rocky - JD Eddie - Todd Dr. Scott - Dr. Kelso Crim - Ted Ralph - Janitor Betty - Molly C) Frank - Todd Brad - JD Janet - Elliot Riff - Dr. Cox Magenta - Jordan Columbia - Danni Rocky - Keith Eddie - Janitor Dr. Scott - Dr. Kelso Crim - Ted Ralph - Turk Betty - Carla D) Frank - Todd Brad - Keith Janet - Elliot Riff - Ted Magenta - Carla Columbia - Danni Rocky - Turk Eddie - JD Dr. Scott - Dr. Kelso Crim - Janitor Ralph - Dr. Cox

What If...
Sooooo... if this just wasn’t just an absolute FUCKED up weekend. Not that any of it really made sense. It wasn’t his fault. It was mostly mine. Sighs deeply. I’m trying my best to handle a difficult situation with him and I had a freak out moment. I seriously don’t know why I stress this bad. I think the older I get the worse my OCD is. That or all of these damn past relationships are coming back to haunt me. I prefer to think it’s more of the later. I’ve had the OCD under control for years now, thank god. Things with him can just get so stressful and it kills me that we’re in such a position. No, I won’t describe the position we’re in because it’s no one’s damn business. I will tell you that it is incredibly hard to cope with though and I’m trying my best. It was nice for him to finally just spill it about how he feels. HA! I’m sure it about killed him, ya know it being like in the guy code or something that if they reveal something that they incinerate on the spot or something.

Tell Me You Aren't Tempted!?!?!?
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. More colors. I have picture folder marked Fubucks for rates. It will be open until Feb 15 @10 am CST. I also have a bunch of stash that you can rate also. Rules and $$$ amounts listed below: 1. Must be on my friends list, as the folder will only be open to friends. 2. Message me, not shout box, what you are going to do, then email when you are done. IF YOU DON'T MESSAGE ME YOU DON'T GET THE FUBUCKS! 3. All will be verified. Remember everyone gets more points at Happy Hour! $$$$ is as follows: 15,000 fubucks / 100 11's 5,000 fubucks / 100 10's 2,000 fubucks / 100 stash rated This will help you get points and fubucks and help me level and get points. Make sure you are on my friends list!!!! Link below..... Carebear-- Pitbull Mafia@ fubar

First And Only Blog.
Actual article from the LA Times: 'In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,' Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. 'I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,' he explained. 'As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.' At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. 'The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger

Fubar Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

The Rules!!
1. The female always makes The Rules! 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without any prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The female is never wrong! 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The male must never change his mind unless express written consent of the female is obtained. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must, under no circumstance, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 1

Its Been A While
It's been a hell of a long time since I've actually posted a blog. Well, gee golly, I guess its time to return the whining and the bitching that I always seem to be doing. Recent updates include: 1.) New Job 2.) Enrolled for School in August 3.)New Love interest blah blah blah blah and the best part is nothing works out like anything is planned, or how you want it to... I have a learners permit for driving a car, need it so I can go back to school.... and well... yeah so far the worst thats happened is I almost wrapped the car around a tree... Which would have been hilarious if you ask me cause I don't really care much for this world anymore.. or the douche bags that inhabit it. Uhmmm yeah... thats about it... My life... one steaming pile of shit after another. Congratulations I'm officially a failure. ~*Jackii*~

*tag Your It*
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm Thanks a ton Joey! 1. My name is Jessica aka Jessy aka Mamma 2. I AM a crazy ass white girl 3. I DON'T live in a water tower aka Palace (as amelia calls it) 4. I WAS never into video games.......... 5. I DON'T Ski naked ....... 6. I DO love to lick metal poles in the winter .. 7. I DON'T like rude or mean people ......... 8. I DO want to relearn how to rollerblade.. its been fun so far ........ 9. I ALWAYS smell the milk jug before i pour a glass ... 10. I HARDLY ever get jokes WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) ....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... Pumajoe Big daddy s hot boi hecta Joe Schmoe Muppetoncrk Yep you are the chosen five that took longer then the survey

A$$hole
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You'r

Internet Alert: St. Valentine’s Day E-card Carries Storm Worm Virus
If you unexpectedly receive a Valentine's Day e-card, be careful. It may not be from a secret admirer, but instead might contain the Storm Worm virus. With the holiday approaching, be on the lookout for spam e-mails spreading the Storm Worm malicious software (malware). The e-mail directs the recipient to click on a link to retrieve the electronic greeting card (e-card). Once the user clicks on the link, malware is downloaded to the Internet-connected device and causes it to become infected and part of the Storm Worm botnet. A botnet is a network of compromised machines under the control of a single user. Botnets are typically set up to facilitate criminal activity such as spam e-mail, identity theft, denial of service attacks, and spreading malware to other machines on the Internet. The Storm Worm virus has capitalized on various holidays in the last year by sending millions of e-mails advertising an e-card link within the text of the spam e-mail. Valentine's Day has been iden

Promise Yourself.........
[MySpace Dividers] Promise yourself that you'll always remember what a special person you are. Promise yourself that you'll hold on to your hopes and reach out for your stars. Promise yourself that you'll live with happiness over the years and over the miles. Promise yourself that you'll "remember when..." and you'll always "look forward to..." Promise yourself that you'll do the things you have always wanted to do. Promise yourself that you'll cherish your dreams as treasures you have kept. Promise yourself that you'll enjoy life day by day and step by step. Promise yourself a life of love and joy and all your dreams come true. ~ alyssa of the sunshine state [MySpace Dividers]

Family Add!!!
Want a spot in my family? Since so many people have been asking this is the deal. I have been saving for the spotlight, so you can donate 100,000+ fu bucks and you can see the pics for a couple days. I decide when to delete you with no warning. Another way is to buy me a 3 day blast or more. Happy Hours will give you a spot in my family for good, that means access to all pics and shoutbox. Yep I'm whoring myself out!

What A Kiss Means
WAT A KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I like you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

You've always hade faith in me And so i'll have faith in you You've aways been there for me And so i'll be there for you You've always been good to me Even when i'm not good yo myself You've always been fair to me Even when i'm not fair to myself You've always been right by me So i will do right by you You sayed you hoped i'd find some one who will truly make me happy I've known all along it would be you

Blah
Ok, so I have had to sit at home for a few days now instead of working and I have been thinking again. I am having another Lupus flare up and it always makes me think of who would be with me. So far the sad news is no one. I have tried to hide it when I'm in pain and can usually get away with doing that, but it makes the one I'm with mad. It gets old saying how much I'm in pain and I know that no one can help me when I am. I have many medical issues and its hard enough at times for me to handle let alone anyone that wants to be with me. I mean who wants to be with someone that is always in pain and gets worse from time to time. Shit I alone can be a lot to handle outside of my medical issues. But I have learned to live life to the fullest because I may not live as long as other people. I mean who would want to get with someone with an early expiration date?

Bedroom Golf
1. The player will furnish his own equipment for play. Normally, one club and two balls. 2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may begin. 3. Unlike regular golf, the object of the game is to get the club into the hole while keeping the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. The course owner may check the stiffness of the shaft before allowing play to commence. 5. Course owner reserves the right to restrict the shaft length so as to avoid damage to the course. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as possible until the course owner is satisfied. 7. Players are cautioned to play the correct hole as indicated by the course owner. 8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arriving at the course. Experienced players will admire the course, paying special attention to the well formed bunkers. 9. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played recentl

Let Down Makes A Turn Around/episode 4
well we are back again with the new update on Kristin Sortier. We saw in last weeks episode of Kristin winning the Special Olimpic Metal. and we have watched this heroic and intelligent retarded gal save thousands of teens from underage drinking. One of her closest friends is her biggest fan and is so proud of her for all her help. She sent a video to tell the world and to spread further news about her friend Kristin. She too wants to help save teens from underage drinking. and heres what she has to say. watch video first then continue the reading Check out this video: AUAD-against underage drinkin seriesAdd to My Profile | More Videos But after that emotional video of Cloie and her speach about Kristin and her fatal accident. She was extremely disappointed with kristin when she found out about Kristin drinking during her Special Olimpic celebration. Yes, A major let down to the world when Kristin was caught by a paparazzi photog

A True Story
Something my uncle found and it really touched me so i wanted to share it with everyone... We also have it on the Canadian Armed Forces page in the stash, to show our support to all Military personnel! Canadian Armed Forces Page@ fubar

Inspirational Funny Quotes
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use. My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. Never exaggerate your faults.

11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same

Be My Valentine??
Hope you all enjoyed my Valentine's messages! know you're special in someone's life whether it be dear friend, significant other, spouse, or family. its all bout the love baby! :) lol *hugs&kisses* ~Kaylee I do have a new update tonite...a lil something for the valentine's mood....some red lingerie, rosepetals on the bed....just waiting for my valentine! make sure to check it out, 77 new pics! http://www.kayleekurves.com

Flyte 02/13/08
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar Master Nosferatu Founder Of Unholy Darkness, Member of Unholy Bombers@ f

Top 10 Chinese Proverbs
1. Chinese Proverb The participant's perspectives are clouded while the bystander's views are clear. 2. Chinese Proverb Pick the flower when it is ready to be picked. 3. Chinese Proverb If you don't go into the cave of the tiger, how are you going to get its cub? 4. Chinese Proverb Follow the local custom when you go to a foreign place. 5. Chinese Proverb It's is impossible to change your basic characteristics. 6. Chinese Proverb Once bitten by a snake, you are even frightened by a rope that resembles a snake. 7. Chinese Proverb Your neighbor's wife looks prettier than your own. 8. Chinese Proverb When you go up to the mountain too often, you will eventually encounter the tiger. 9. Chinese Proverb Elephant tusks cannot grow out of a dog's mouth. 10. Chinese Proverb When the tiger comes down from the mountain to the plains, it is bullied by the dogs.

Read And Reply!!!!
Ok, I'm going to make this very easy for all of you...... I have been busting my ass helping a LOT of you out, and have even leveled a few of you, but when it comes to returning the favor or even stopping to say a simple Thank You, a few of you are ruining it for the rest. So here's the deal, after reading this, Please reply with an answer to the following question..... Do you want to remain on my list? If you say yes, that it will be required to at least send a thank you. If that is not an option for you, then don't let the Fu-Door hit you in your Fu- Ass. With that said, it will be interesting to see who takes me seriously and who thinks I'm just doing this to vent. A little hint.....I'm not venting, I'm VERY serious and will delete names starting Saturday 2/16/2008. Thank You!!!

Some Intense Survey (part 1)
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someone's eyes when you are telling them how you feel, or looking into someone's eyes when they are telling you how they feel?: Probably looking into someones eyes while telling them how I feel. It's really difficult for me to do that. I hate to be vulnerable. I'm scared to let people in because it usually just means heartbreak. 2. You've just been told you have one month to live. Would you tell anyone? What would you do in the last month? Would you be afraid?: What a messed up question. I'd only tell people I can trust.. and that I'm really close to. I do hate to worry/hurt people but there are a few people I can't keep anything from. It's only fair for people close to me to know something like this. I'd try to finish my book.. and record at least 1 album. I'd pretty much try to do everything I possibly can until it's over. I'd also try to tell everyone close to me how much I love and appreciate them. I would be afraid.

Strangers
you havent held me in so long. i mean, really held me. cold is my soul alone our bed isn't whole empty. you havent kissed me in so long i mean, really kissed me. neglected are my lips lost my memory slips forgotten. you havent fucked me in so long i mean, really fucked me. fridgid is my heat lacking making love is not sweet disappointed. you havent loved me in so long i mean, really loved me. aching is my heart longing we're worlds apart strangers.

Funny Sex Quotes
Carry on Laughing: Funny Sex Quotes Sex can be passionate and sex can be tender. But can sex be funny? The answer is "Yes." Funny anecdotes about sex, especially involving others can cause a laugh riot. Here are a few funny sex quotes that will tickle your rib. Blaise Pascal Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him. Joss Whedon 'Hey you wanna have sex and get married? Ok then...' that works every time! Bill Maher Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Milton Berle Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. Woody Allen I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Drew Carey You know that look women get when they want sex? Me nei

Special Olympic Race/ Episode 3
Hey everyone i have some awesome news. Kristin Sortier ran for her first Special Olimpic race today. She did an awesome job. We asked her earlier after the race , why did she run the race and to please explain. She gladly replied, im druing ibif slawps roob poop, blahh heehe doodoo. Her sister Brenda Hughes explains in a translation for us to understand, that her sister is prooving her point across the nation that she is serious about her disability from her accident and wants all the nation worldwide teens to see and understand that it is not cool to drink and drive. here we have a pic of kristin Sortier running through the finish line. as she proudly finishes after 7 hours running around a 2 block race. We are so proud of this special young lady for her efforts in trying to make this world a better place. Kristin came in first place in the race; leaving 6 year old kelly in 2nd place, and 8 year old jonny in 3rd. Unfortunately before kristin g

Funny Drinking Quotes
Funny Drinking Quotes People who have one drink too many can get into a state of funny drunken madness. Little wonder then that so many quotes have been dedicated to mocking the drinking habit. Here are funny drinking quotes that raise a toast to habitual and casual drinkers. Brendan Behan I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Henny Youngman A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." George Gobel I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served. W. C. Fields I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. Frida Kahlo I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior. W.C. Fields A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. Edward Abbey A drink a day keeps the shrink away. Catherine Zandon

Keys
Have you ever looked into someone's eyes, and just known? Saw the future, the promise of what was to be, the love, the desire, the need, and just knew? Have you ever just looked into someone's eyes and known that all they have is for you? Have you ever held the hand of that person, and felt the magic? just knew that the future was meant to be with you? If eyes really are the windows to the soul, then the touch of another is the key to the heart.

Can't A Guy Get Drunk?
Can a guy get a dayum drink around here on fubar anywhere I sit here some nights for hrs and can get a dayum buzz cause I have already spent all my dayum fu-bucks on drinks for folks that ain't got the common courtesy to give a Fu Drunkard a dayum shot or three! LOL So if ya here to party show some love and share the libations please!

Need Ur Help W/ Helping A Friend
ok ppl i need ur help w/ bombing my friend. he is in a 10 day contest. ends feb. 21st and who ever has the most wins thats the link plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz come help. more help is welcome thanks for the luv.

Funny George Bush Quotes
The media likes to make political leaders their scapegoat. News sells better when leaders entertain the masses with their klutziness or foot-in-the-mouth sound bytes. At the forefront of such "comic" public figures is President George W. Bush. George Bush is probably the most quoted American President. Here is a collection of funny George Bush quotes. You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House -- make no mistake about it. (discussing decline of French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair) The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we

Fn People...
well ok today is my birthdayand i have had the shitest week ever i lose a friend got stood up a few times im brok and it seems like all my friends use me?? i guess i had my hopes set on high, i was supose to hang out with my girls tonight. we where going to go somewhere and have a few dranks, but one of my friends wanted to hang out and watch a movie.....so i asked my girls if it would be ok if i hung out with him cause i dont get to see him that often and we could go out later..they where cool with it told me it was my birthday be happy...so well he told me we could hang out after 6..it is now almost 9 and he wont answer my calls or my texts? you know its my birthday guys why do ppl have to do this one day a year i have to myself and i had to babysit and clean so much...im just so tryed of peoples shit you know they want so much out of my its killing me all i wanted was someone to be a true friend and the one person i thought was my true friend desides to ripe my heart out and dance o

“the Mermaid”
As the waves slowly crash against Neptune’s Moonlit shore, A fair maiden sits gracefully, gazing At the multitude of stars in the night’s endless core; Peacefully, languidly, innocently searching For answers of truth never heard of before. She looks distantly into the vast span of time; Into her past, present and future; To answer her deepest needs of a sign For her heart to capture and transfigure All the visions that appear before th’ eye of her mind. She sits patiently waiting for the soft sea breeze To gently blow a whisper of hope. Into her soft, tender ear she receives The affirmations that help her cope With her dreams of joy, fear, sorrow and peace. She fears that she may never walk on land. For she is a mythical creature of endless time and beauty- A mermaid with a mystique that captivates all men. A being caught between illusion and reality. With only her dreams as pure and infinite as grains of sand. _______________________________________________

Gluttony
Gluttony Derived from the Latin gluttire, meaning to gulp down or swallow, gluttony is the over-indulgence and over-consumption of anything to the point of waste. In the Christian religions, it is considered a sin because of the excessive desire for food, or its withholding from the needy. Depending on the culture, it can be seen as either a vice or a sign of status. Where food is relatively scarce, being able to eat well might be something to take pride in (although this can also result in a moral backlash when confronted with the reality of those less fortunate). Where food is routinely plentiful, it may be considered a sign of self control to resist the temptation to over-indulge. Medieval Church leaders (e.g., Thomas Aquinas) took a more expansive view of gluttony (Okholm 2000), arguing that it could also include an obsessive anticipation of meals, and the constant eating of delicacies and excessively costly foods.[2] He went so far as to prepare a list of six ways to commit glu

One Day
¢¾one day u feel like crying¢¾....¢¾call me¢¾. ¢¾I dont promise that i will make u laugh¢¾, ¢¾but i can cry with u¢¾. ¢¾If one day u want to run away¢¾-- ¢¾dont be afraid to call me¢¾. ¢¾I dont promise to ask u to stop¢¾......¢¾but i can run with u¢¾. ¢¾If one day u dont want to listen to anyone¢¾.....¢¾call me¢¾. ¢¾I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet¢¾. ¢¾But one day if u call¢¾......¢¾and there is no anwser¢¾.....¢¾come fast to see me¢¾. ¢¾Perhaps i need you¢¾

Being A Single Parent!!
ok can i just say that having an ex to deal with is hard enough let alone when you have a kid in the mix. why is it that things just don't go smoothly. i don't ask for much i really don't. i am not a bitch unless of course i am mad but who isn't. i just want help with my son from his father. it always seems that i keep giving all of these chances and being nice and whatever and it ends up biting me in the ass everytime. i try really hard to get along but for whatever reason its not working. if i am going to do it alone i really wish he would just completely stop being around. i don't want him to be if its not consistent. so i tell him today that if he can't sacrific his time of what he wants to do to help out with a child that he helped create then to forget he even has one at all. i know that sounds mean but its like he always has an excuse of why he can't have his son. whether it be one thing or another still excuses. i sacrific alot of things for my son but thats what you are suppos

Lust
LUST Lust (or lechery) is usually thought of as involving obsessive or excessive thoughts or desires of a sexual nature. Unfulfilled lusts sometimes lead to sexual or sociological compulsions and/or transgressions including (but obviously not limited to) sexual addiction, adultery, bestiality, and rape. Dante's criterion was "excessive love of others," which therefore rendered love and devotion to God as secondary. In Purgatorio, the penitent walks within flames to purge himself of lustful/sexual thoughts and feelings. ManlyMans Sex Slave(member of the Southern Sex Symbols)(Lust of The Se7en Sins)@ fubar

Random Thought
Well i'm at home on the computer, chillin and listening to music and my dog just stunk up my room LOL. I'm doin better than i was i'm working on job apps and going to get school sceduales (i know its spelled wrong. you wanna say somthin? I understand because i'm a writer lol) quiting smoking hasn't been successful but i hope to soon. I'm getting nearer to start up finishing my short story titled 'THE LAST NIGHT BEFORE COLLEGE' its a horror slash thiriller. i've got bills up the ying yang i need to pay.

Pride
PRIDE In almost every list pride (or vanity) is considered the original and most serious of the seven deadly sins, and indeed the ultimate source from which the others arise. It is identified as a desire to be more important or attractive than others, failing to give compliments to others though they may be deserving of them, and excessive love of self (especially holding self out of proper position toward God). Dante's definition was "love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbor." In Jacob Bidermann's medieval miracle play, Cenodoxus, Pride is the deadliest of all the sins and leads directly to the damnation of the famed Doctor of Paris, Cenodoxus. In perhaps the most famous example, the story of Lucifer, Pride was what caused his Fall from Heaven, and his resultant transformation into Satan. Vanity and Narcissism are prime examples of this Sin. In the Divine Comedy, the penitent were forced to walk with stone slabs bearing down on their backs in order to induce f

Envy
ENVY Like greed, envy is characterized by an insatiable desire; they differ, however, for two main reasons. First, greed is largely associated with material goods, whereas envy may apply more generally. Second, those who commit the sin of envy desire something that someone else has which they perceive themselves as lacking. Dante defined this as "love of one's own good perverted to a desire to deprive other men of theirs." Dante's concept of envy is roughly equivalent to the meaning of the German word "schadenfreude," or to delight in the misfortune of others. In Dante's Purgatory, the punishment for the envious is to have their eyes sewn shut with wire, because they have gained sinful pleasure from seeing others brought low. Thomas Aquinas described Envy as "sorrow for another's good". "PRINCESS" (Maxima of the JLM)(Southern Sex Symbols Leader)(ENVY of the Se7en Sins@ fubar

Wrath
WRATH Wrath (or anger) may be described as inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. These feelings can manifest as vehement denial of the truth, both to others and in the form of self-denial, impatience with the procedure of law, and the desire to seek revenge outside of the workings of the justice system (such as engaging in vigilantism) and generally wishing to do evil or harm to others. The transgressions borne of vengeance are among the most serious, including murder, assault, and in extreme cases, genocide. (See Crimes against humanity.) Wrath is the only sin not necessarily associated with selfishness or self interest (although one can of course be wrathful for selfish reasons, such as jealousy). Dante described vengeance as "love of justice perverted to revenge and spite". Bi Rebel Gypsy¢¾Southern Sex Symbol Member...Wrath of the Se7en Sins@ fubar

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I am a big flirt 2. I am provocative 3. I love the beach 4. I am a slut,,,but I am not a whore, I only play one on Fubar :P 5. I am a goof,,,especially when I've been drinking 6. I don't wear Daisey Dukes, I wear Boss Hoggs LOL 7. I need to be in Fubar Anonymous because I am addicted 8. I need to get laid 9. I am a good cook 10. I love fishing Now I am tagging these people DJ BLU DevilGirl luvinjulz Blade BIGDADDYDIAZ

One Day
♥one day u feel like crying♥....♥call me♥. ♥I dont promise that i will make u laugh♥, ♥but i can cry with u♥. ♥If one day u want to run away♥-- ♥dont be afraid to call me♥. ♥I dont promise to ask u to stop♥......♥but i can run with u♥. ♥If one day u dont want to listen to anyone♥.....♥call me♥. ♥I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet♥. ♥But one day if u call♥......♥and there is no anwser♥.....♥come fast to see me♥. ♥Perhaps i need you♥. ♥Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk♥, ♥or how close you are♥, ♥and send it to the person who sent it to you♥. ♥Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will♥

This Is Sooo Lame!!
Some guys really think the overly used shit can still get to some women!!! like Me.. LOL... this is worth a screen shot blog!... check out what this guy sent to Me in his friend's request. So boring, and unoriginal it sickens Me!... no need to mention that I didn't accept his request.. he needs something much much better than this to get My attention... I bet he has these lines saved as a notepad on his desktop to use it on every woman he wants to get into their NSFW pictures...

Great News Everyone... Episode 2
great news everyone.... here is a recent update on kristin sortier. kristin sortier is doing excellent. she is still recovering from her serious accident 2 weeks ago. she still has to wear her helmet every where she goes and sometimes throws a tantrum because of it, but she is finally used to wearing it. we have a pic of her from 3 days ago at her sisters 22nd birthday party singing in a kareoke. she sung "happy birthday" to brenda hughes. Then for 3 hours sang "OH WHERE HAS MY LITTLE DOG GONE" ,over and over again until she passed out from hypertention from eating to many chocolates. so we think and hope it was chocolate. because of one mistake that she has done has changed her life and millions of teens around the world from underage drinking. also next week she is running for the special olimpics. we give all our hopes and faith into her for her strength to win. a comment from her sister earlier that night at the birthdy party

The Guy I Want
To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cudd

Sorry All
Sorry I haven't been around for awhile. I have been adjusting to hearing aids, taking care of the new pup as well as the other dogs, trying to get my damn divorce and now facing another knee surgery. I really have gotten tired of some of the games here and I'm sick of the bouncers. I really haven't been a happy person to be around lately either. I'll try to be aound more but no promises. It'll very on my mood and what's going on.

The Drinking Husband
If you absolutely cannot refrain from drinking, start a saloon in your own home. Be the only customer and you will not have to buy a license. Give your wife $25 to buy a gallon of whiskey. There are 128 drinks in a gallon. Buy all your drinks from your wife at $1 a shot and in 4 days when the gallon is gone, your wife will have $103 to put in the bank and $25 to buy another gallon. If you live 10 years and buy all your booze from your wife and die with the shakes and snakes in your boots, she will have $127,300 in the bank. Enough to bury you respectably, bring up your children, buy a house and lot, marry a decent man, and forget she ever knew a drunk like you!

Nsfw
So I was wondering why is it when most men take NSFW pics their faces are never in them? Do men think women only want to look at what is below the belt? I myself like to look at the whole package and besides without the face how do we know if it is really you? Seems to me women work a lot harder at making their pics enticing even going so far as to have backdrops or cropping the pics. Now don't get me wrong some men do and kudos to you but you seem to be few and far between to coin a phrase. What is the deal with all the fuzzy pics is that so we stare at them longer? Let me tell you something if that's why you do it we are only trying to figure out what the pic is and are baffled as to why you would post a blurry pic. On that note how ticked off would you be if you couldn't see a woman's NSFW pic clearly and you had to squint your eyes while you were trying to picture us, while you do what it is we all know you do to when looking at NSFW pics. And I don't mean admire them for their

Tag Your It
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. My names Is Molly 2. I Love Animals 3. I Live In Indianapolis 4. I am married .......... 5. I DON'T Do Meth 6. I DO Smoke Week Daily 7. I Can Be A Bitch 8. I DON'T Like being told what to do 9. I Love SEX 10. My Natural Hair color is brown WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) ....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... eeyore_girle rockrules2001 keefers H-A-N-K-Y dagg72

Episode 1
this is a very important message to all young and older people. kristen was a young and smart girl only 15 at the time. she was like every other normal 15 year old girl until one tragic night turned her life around. she made a fatal mistake that nearly took her life away, by getting into a vehicle and drove while under the influience of alcohol on october 26, 2007 kristen went to a party and started drinking. she was only 15 at the time and knew she was to young to drink and drive. she was under the influience of alcohol and under age with out a drivers permit and adult supervision. she was like every other teen who just wanted to have fun and fit in. on this night of October 26, 2007 she was in a serious car accident when her car was flipped over on the side of the road, she suffered massive head injuries that left her mentally unstabled. she was found thrown outside of the vehicle barely alive, she was lucky to have survived a seriou

Another Pair
Just bought another pair of running shoe's, I really didn't need them, we had a big sale on base today on New Balance, and Adida running shoes, I spent almost a hour lookin at running shoe's and trying them on, would of stayed longer but i had to get my ass out to go run. Still haven't heard from my friend Karen, I'm startin to feel used, I guess when you get a car you seem to forget about the people who were always there for you, but hell friends come and they go, specially in the military, I'm just gonna stay a loner, I'm more happier that way.

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry I wasnt there to answered your calls I'm sorry I didnt have your back like I said I always would I'm sorry you told them you didnt think I liked you anymore I'm sorry I felt too busy to return your messages I'm sorry I didnt hug you long enough the day if the party I'm sorry that instead of listening to your concerns I blew you off and told you it would be okay to keep your chin up I'm sorry that only after you were gone did I recognize the sadness in your eyes that day I'm sorry I wasnt a good friend I'm sorry you felt dying was the only answer I'm sorry that "I'm sorry" will never bring you back my dear friend I wanted to write in your book about the first time we met about the first time we became friends about feeling your baby boy kick about how funny you thought it was that this white girl talked to your tummy I wanted to write in your book about the last time I saw you and the tears in your eyes when you asked me not to quit I wanted to write in your book but

Words Of Truth
A burning desire deep inside Wanting of a lover’s touch A twinge of pleasure I ache to feel Do I ask of you too much A gentle kiss upon my lips A long embrace we now seal A yearning for you I feel grow All of this I wish to be real A touch of my skin by your hand Along its firmness I feel you slide My heart burns now with the love That I have stored hidden inside Take me in your arms this night Hold me tight against your form Let me feel the heat that builds Keeping our arousal fires so warm Don’t hesitate against me now Take me as your heart does demand Show me the same love I have for you Give it freely as with me you stand I feel you lay me down this night You body hovering over me as I lay I close my eyes and in visions I see Our bodies become one this day Held together by a lust filled fire Arousal has consumed us both it is true You look into the depths of my eyes The love I give is total and true A wild ride of passion we take A spewing flow of our n

Tagged!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I am into cars, guns, and Girls. Mostly..........Girls. 2. I drink vanilla Coke, or UV Blue-n-cranberry 3. I love my only son, who is 16 now. 4. Don't care much for talkin on the phone. 5. Favorite summer time pleasure is ridin my Harley. 6. I don't dance, but love to watch. 7. I have 2 dogs, and a cat. 8. I am loyal, kind, and genuine. 9. I like Rock-n-Roll. 10.I love motorsports. (I used to race) I'm Tagging: Smcowgal64 Wet dream Razor Twisted fate DJ Fatal addiction

The Soul Train Is Taking Passengers!
Custom Flash Graphics FLASHCOMMENT.com TOOT TOOT HERE IS THE ADDITION TO THE SOUL TRAIN! NEW MUSIC AND NEW PASSENGERS ABOARD! ENJOY THE RIDE! AKA MRS. T THE CONDUCTOR OF THE BEST TRAIN WITH SOUL! AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar BIG POPPA IS YOUR TICKET MASTER, CHECKING ALL BAGS AND CONDUCTING ALL BODY SEARCHES.................! BiG PoPpA Ya HeArD GeT In WhErE YoU FiT In

Tearing Down To Rebuild
Rethinking Complaining We all know someone who has elevated the process of complaining to a high art. Sometimes funny, sometimes exhausting, these people have the ability to find a problem just about anywhere. In its more evolved form, complaining is simply the ability to see what’s not working, in one’s own life or in the external world, and it can be quite useful if followed to its natural conclusion—finding a solution and applying it. However, many of us don’t get that far, and we find that complaining has become an end in itself. In small doses, this is not a big problem, but if complaining has become a huge part of our identities, it may be time to take a good look at how we are spending our energy. Complaining is a person’s way of acknowledging that they are not happy with the way things are. In a metaphorical way, when we complain or criticize, we are tearing down an undesirable structure in order to make room for something new. But if all we do is tear down, never botheri

Something A Bit Happier
ok. appearantly I'm going to see the globetrotters with my mom and brother. totally random but should be interesting. I'm slightly pissed that I lost the necklace I got at the museum of natural history in gainesville... but whatever. I'll be back up there soon enough and I'll get a new one... blah. gotta go yell at my brother to do his homework now...

Passed
Yay!!! After so many months of being in school to become an EMT-B, I have finally made it. Took the state test on Jan. 19th and found out recently that I passed it. I knew for sure I had failed it, but I guess I was wrong. So now it's off to find an EMT job. Wish me luck

Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My favorite drink is Sex on the Beach 2. I can’t stand solicitors calling the house and not taking no for an answer 3. Pedicures are my best friend…..mine are the prettiest feet you’ll ever see LOL 4. Making homemade cards is a hobby of mine 5. Thank God for the people who invented M&Ms 6. I don’t like horror/scary movies 7. I’ve always wanted to learn how to play pool 8. I’m a first born child 9. Can’t stand a messy house….mine has been called a model home 10. Believe in treating others as you would have them treat you I tag: Kal-el Deadsoul Ohgy4u Lovehatelove studstable

A Lesson For All Of Us
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side no matter what the situations. Today before you co

Some Tunes
well i knocked out 2 minutes of a song im working on in midi. sounds kinda video gamish but ill record a version of me actualy playing it with instrments as oson as im finnished. http://media.putfile.com/miditoberecorded

Valentine's Day
So is it just me or does Valentine's Day really suck?So maybe it doesn't if you have someone you love and you get to spend the day together being romantic. However if you are single it is just a sucky reminder that you have yet to find a special person to share your life with. It can be sickening to see all the lovey dovey people out on this day and watch the constant commercials about all the things you can buy to show that person and everyone else in the world how much you love them. It is a shamelessly commercialized holiday that Hallmark is making a killing on. Btw Hallmark sucks too!!!! I think it is incredibly cruel to point out to people who have lost their loved ones or are not able to be with their loved ones, that this holiday is the end all be all way to show your love. So know that you all know I am a rambeling crazy person I will leave you with this... VALENTINE'S DAY SUCKS UNLESS YOU ARE HALLMARK!!!!!

Leaving Las Vegas
"Such a muddy line between The things you want, And the things you have to do. I'm standing in the middle of the desert Waiting for my ship to come in. Now no joker, no jack, no king Can take this hand And make it win." ...Some days i can't wait to go back home...

Anyone Qualify??
Nice guys STILL finish last Body: Nice guys STILL finish last ... (because most assholes finish up after the first 2or3 min.) I have done all this and got nothing back! Nice guys always finish last! And for some reason I would still do it all over again. To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every

If U Dont Wanna Bomb Just Rate It
OK HERES THE DEAL...I'M IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A HAPPY HOUR, AND I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP! IF I COULD PLEASE HAVE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY DROP SOME COMMENTS THAT WOULD BE GREAT! OK OK..I KNOW BOMBING STINKS BUT I REALLY WANT A HAPPY HOUR,AND IF I DONT WIN I MIGHT JUST CRY..YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THAT DO YOU? A GROWN MAN CRY? SO IF YOU CAN, JUST STOP BY AND AT LEAST RATE THE PIC BELOW? THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IF YOU DONT WANT TO BOMB...ONE RATE..ONE PIC! CAN YOU HELP ME OUT PLEASE?

Tag You're It
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. My names NOT Joey ...... 2. I AM a dad ....... 3. I DON'T live in CO. ....... 4. I WAS married .......... 5. I DON'T smoke crack ........ 6. I DO occasionally enjoy the "smell" of cocaine .. 7. I DON'T kick dogs ......... 8. I DO kick people ........ 9. I ALWAYS mean what I say ........... 10. I HARDLY ever say what I mean .......... WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) ....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... Wishes to Fly..... IMHELLBOUND... V!kka... ~*JessicA*~... & wt...? ...

How To Report Someone
I recently had a member of the family come to me and ask for help. They had someone come on their profile and make lewd and sexual comments about their daughters picture. This is not appropriate on Fubar or anywhere else in life for that matter. Here are some tips for reporting someone to fubar for this kind of behavior... - First of all take a screen shot of the comment this way they cannot delete the comment before you get someone to help you. For PC Users You do this by holding down on the "Ctrl" key and pressing the "Prt Scr" Key usually located above your insert key. Then you will open your "Paint" program located under "Start" "All Programs" then "Accesories".. once this is open you can either click Edit then Paste or just hold the "Cntl" Key down and hit the "V" key. Then you will save it. For MAC users Open Grab, located in the Utilities folder in the Applications folder then Choose Capture > Screen then When the Screen Grab dialog opens, click outside that window. Then

This Island Of Me
My tears they fall Like the lonely rain Alone in my head Tormented by my pain Behind the facade of a smile I hide my intense sorrow My own daily torture of What will come tomorrow? Incoherently I travel on this train called life A cavity replacing my soul The product of my strife I am my own island isolated yet not free I wonder how I became This island of me Copyright ©2008 Waynette M Redwing I wrote this about 5 years ago when I was going through a very tough time and had completely lost who I was due to the situation I was in.

From Physical Ailments To Technical Difficulties.
Oh man,I thought October through December was bad. My ankle wasnt acting right after surgery and after some physical therapy it was getting worse.Its bad enough being attacked by a bear,but it's even worse maybe being crippled by one too.Turns out after some more MRI's taken,I have a thing called Tensosensevitus our however you spell it.Basically,the tendons in my ankle are fraying, much like the tendon in my left hand had done previously years ago.Surgery is not an option until these frayed tendons snap.Only then can they fix it. Then after I figured I got my physical ailments beaten,along comes the technical difficulties.... First there was my computer.Working fine until one day my motherboard decided to fizzle like a cheap firework display.Im still waiting for the replacement motherboard so I can get my computer up and running again. Then a few weeks after my comp died, my guitar processor and preamp dies as well.Not sure what happened to it but all I know is its locked

City Of Blinding Lights
The more you see the less you know The less you find out as you go I knew much more then than I do now Neon heart day-glow eyes A city lit by fireflies They're advertising in the skies For people like us And I miss you when you're not around I'm getting ready to leave the ground Oh you look so beautiful tonight In the city of blinding lights Don't look before you laugh Look ugly in a photograph Flash bulbs purple irises The camera can't see I've seen you walk unafraid I've seen you in the clothes you made Can you see the beauty inside of me? What happened to the beauty I had inside of me? (cut) And I miss you when you're not around I'm getting ready to leave the ground Oh you look so beautiful tonight In the city of blinding lights Time...time...time...time...time Won't leave me as I am But time won't take the boy out of this man Oh you look so beautiful tonight Oh you look so beautiful tonight Oh you look so beautiful tonight In the ci

Sometime's You Can't Make It On Your Own
Tough, you think you've got the stuff You're telling me and anyone You're hard enough You don't have to put up a fight You don't have to always be right Let me take some of the punches For you tonight Listen to me now I need to let you know You don't have to go in alone And it's you when I look in the mirror And it's you when I don't pick up the phone Sometimes you can't make it on your own We fight all the time You and I... that's alright We're the same soul I don't need... I don't need to hear you say That if we weren't so alike You'd like me a whole lot more Listen to me now I need to let you know You don't have to go it alone And it's you when I look in the mirror And it's you when I don't pick up the phone Sometimes you can't make it on your own (This is it) I know that we don't talk I'm sick of it all Can, you, hear, me, when, I, sing You're the reason I sing You're the reason why the opera is in me Well hey now, still gotta let ya k

Its Time To Overhaul Our Corrupt System Of Oppression
This is Reposted from a Bulletin by: Rate/Fan/Add/Every1 --------------------------------------------------- No woman should ever be treated this way... And even more disgustingly by authority !!! Wake Up America, we are Under Siege !!! I had posted this 2 days ago... the orriginal video has been pulled by either myspace (Fux news cover-up team media) or by the source... but I did manage to find a working version of a follow up video after much searching. That was also pulled by both You tube, and by Google videos, with the help of some really cool friends, I found another working version of the first video. I also took the liberty to blow this video up to max size to make sure that it gets seen. PLEASE PLEASE repost this like wild fire so that it is viewed while it is still available. I also added a link to the news source where I found the video... (if anyone knows how to copy this video so that it remains available and can be reposted if it pulled from t

Erica Belanger Aka 'freakychica27'
erica belanger aka 'freakychica27' Another fucking downrating bitch ass newb. Undoubtedly a fake account. So just a heads up, the bitch's links are below. View Downrater Block Downrater Leave Comment For Downrater

Open Bar Tonight! " Lingerie Party " 21+ Open Guestlist All Night
TEAMROCKSTARPROMOTIONS! TEAM ROCKSTAR PROMOTIONS IS NOW AT " TIKI BOBS " SO COME OUT AND PARTY WITH US! 21+ TO ENTER EACH AND EVERY WED. NIGHT...DO IT FOR THE GROWN AND SEXY! HERES WHATS COMING UP NEXT!! JELLO LADIES?? MMMM.... Wednesday Feb. 20thOn: q Produxions DJ OxXx will be ripping up the 1's & 2's @ Tiki Bob's Wednesday Gone Wild: JELL-O Edition w/ Shot girls & Bartenders wrestling in JELL-O in their Bikinis. The Night will also feature DJ Frankie Punzo, DJ Homicide, & DJ Cuervo. AND LIKE ALWAYS...SAY "TEAM ROCKSTAR GUESTLIST " AT THE DOOR = )..AGAN 21+ SPOT.

Stuck In A Moment
I'm not afraid Of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me That I haven't already heard I'm just trying to find A decent melody A song that I can sing In my own company I never thought you were a fool But darling, look at you. Ooh. You gotta stand up straight, carry your own weight 'Cause tears are going nowhere baby You've got to get yourself together You've got stuck in a moment And now you can't get out of it Don't say that later will be better Now you're stuck in a moment And you can't get out of it I will not forsake The colors that you bring The nights you filled with fireworks They left you with nothing I am still enchanted By the light you brought to me I listen through your ears Through your eyes I can see You are such a fool To worry like you do.. Oh I know it's tough And you can never get enough Of what you don't really need now My, oh my You've got to get yourself together You've got stuck in a moment And you c

So...
who's the genius who tried to plan her baby shower for the day before Easter? Yep. That's right... me. So I think I'm more than likely not having one. At least not until after the baby is born. I want my aunts and grammy to be able to be there... and honestly a baby shower really isn't that important to me. But I think I only feel that way because I don't know many people who would actually come to one. :(

Tag!you're It!
I had two buddies tag me Wildcat and Oshow. I think this could be fun. Thanks for the invite. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't know how to drive a standard. 2. Blueberry jelly bellies are my favorite. 3. Only kissed 8 guys. 4. I snort sometimes when am laughing. 5. I lost my virginity on April Fool's Day and my divorce was final on the same day 9 years later. 6. Never been to the ocean or flown in a plane. 7. Can touch the tip of nose with my tongue. 8. I have monkey toes 8-p I sometimes pick things with them. 9. If I tweeze my eye brows I sneeze. 10. I love it when men wear baseball cap

Omg
No woman should ever be treated this way... And even more disgustingly by authority !!! Wake Up America, we are Under Siege !!! I had posted this 2 days ago... the orriginal video has been pulled by either myspace (Fux news cover-up team media) or by the source... but I did manage to find a working version of a follow up video after much searching. That was also pulled by both You tube, and by Google videos, with the help of some really cool friends, I found another working version of the first video. I also took the liberty to blow this video up to max size to make sure that it gets seen. PLEASE PLEASE repost this like wild fire so that it is viewed while it is still available. I also added a link to the news source where I found the video... (if anyone knows how to copy this video so that it remains available and can be reposted if it pulled from this source, please copy it, and inform me, I will give you my e-mail address to send it to me. Thanks) Please make sure

Awwww
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's t

If Only...
autumn smiles are softer than summer ones. it makes it easier to say goodbye. like how leaving at just the right moment can leave both of your hearts full of joy for longer you try to recreate that reaction when nothing's happened, but you're only remembering when; you're only wanting what you borrowed to come back and pretend it's yours again. none of this can matter because if it did. well then i'd be so much sadder. so much sadder than i've ever been. hearts keep time, but won't chime like clocks to remind us how much has passed at some point the odometer turns over. goes back. and even though you know you have travelled all that distance. you've no way to prove. and you have to start all over again. i don't have a memory to stamp it with. all those moments evaporate what once was saturated in now is dry as any desert. how the colors turned so suddenly. and everything was barren. i guess it doesn't matter how it began nor how it ended. only what happened in the meanwhil

10 Things
aight sure I been tagged so here I go.. ten things random facts or thingies and all that..maybe some of ya don't know this stuff yet..maybe some do..anyways here we go 1. I was raped by my stepfather when I was in middle school 2. My shoulders are covered in scars from when I cut myself during that time period 3. I was a teenage alcoholic 4. I love, absolutely love, soft rock music 5. The dream name for my first born son is Lando Calrissian 6. I have a fetish for redheads, specially if they're dressed like catholic school girls 7. My favorite stand up comic is Lewis Black 8. I have cirrhosis of the liver 9. My body does this weird binge and purge thing by itself so I lose weight worse than a teenage aneroxic girl worried about fitting into her prom dress 10. At heart I'm just your average everyday 15 year old girl looking for acceptance in this world so now for five people let me think of five who might do it... hmmmmm.... Jess, Jayla, kitsune no akuma,

Disturbing Story With Videos About A Woman's Rights Violations'
No woman should ever be treated this way... And even more disgustingly by authority !!! Wake Up America, we are Under Siege !!! I had posted this 2 days ago... the orriginal video has been pulled by either myspace (Fux news cover-up team media) or by the source... but I did manage to find a working version of a follow up video after much searching. That was also pulled by both You tube, and by Google videos, with the help of some really cool friends, I found another working version of the first video. I also took the liberty to blow this video up to max size to make sure that it gets seen. PLEASE PLEASE repost this like wild fire so that it is viewed while it is still available. I also added a link to the news source where I found the video... (if anyone knows how to copy this video so that it remains available and can be reposted if it pulled from this source, please copy it, and inform me, I will give you my e-mail address to send it to me. Thanks) Please make sure

2/13/2008: Stupid Criminals
Good gawd, it's everyday. So many dumbasses in Killeen getting busted for stupid stuff. Here's just a few of them. It seems this dumbass failed to identify himself as a fugitive in connection with an outstanding warrant out of Kentucky. He was wanted on a parole violation for trafficking of controlled substances and promotion of contraband. Here's another dumbass, it seems Lynn was arrested on charges of possession of marijuana less than 2 ounces. The arrest was made to assist the Lampasas County Sheriff’s Office. I guess someone had to help the Sheriff.

021308 Celldweller Blog
"Switchback" Remix Competition - 3 Days Left To Vote There's just 3 days left to vote! Vote for your top 3 picks from the 20 finalists before midnight on Friday (February 15th). Top 20 "Switchback" Remixes: • 3F05Q - Switchbeat Remix • Andrew MAze - Andrew MAze Breakbeat Edit • Animattronic - Attack of the Klayborgs Mix • Cybernetika - Deep Trip Mix • December - December Mix • Deimateos - Ton of Bricks Mix • Deprogrammed - Dramatix Edit • DIRTY! - 11 Bravo, Option 40 • DJ FluorEnzo - FluorEnzo Remix • DROP - Drop's Wave Mix • Glitchmachine - The Unfinished Mix • GooRoo - More Bad Dreams Mix • HYPERCEPTIOHM - HYPERBACK Mix • Neuroticfish - Razorblade Remix • no i'm not - Water Spleen • Sintax - Switched Up Dubstep Mix • Subunit - Solid State Mix • The 11 o'clock Band - Circa 00 Mix • The Magic Puppet - Captain Craniums Beefy Ring-Feast Mix • Voicians - A Travelers Dream Mix The Remixers Need Your Vote! Prizes include: • iPod Touch • iPod Nano (w/vi

Sitting Here ....
As i sit here I am often left to wonder y ... Y do i find myself coming back to this place Knowing inside the answer is not there left to wonder y my heart feels so bare I have know the feelings of love, desire & wanting passion, & bold life yet feeling so empty ... my friends all around me yet still i feel alone yet life still amazes me ... with a power so bold so yet i still find myself walking day by day trying to find the light ... somewhere passing my way.

Broken
did i ever tell you i'm broken. that i've always been. but i think moreso now since.... did i ever ask...because i don't think that i ever did.. but that doesn't mean i never wanted. it all feels just like a song now.... lost on the mercy of the wind... hoping foolishly that flight will deliver what it's promised. it's just night now, breathing darkness.. black drums with frail skins, praying they'll hold out, hoping they still know the lyrics. it was a video i saw.. was overcome by.. hungry hearts, hungrier flesh., consumed with. but i felt it true, you must know i did. just that pain isn't the symptom, but rather a particpant. i loved it. you must know that i did. loved it like life ought to be. always knowing it would be rejected. it should've mattered, but it never did. i should've long since accepted, but i'm still working on it. stale bread, empty sandwiches.. they were taken, but never had. not tomorrow. not ever again.. all at once i was both lost and found ag

Losing Myself
if i write i write because i feel with no reason. i write because my fingers are eager and my mind is uneasy... with the music loud but not loud enough.. to drown out this person i am... i'm not really sure who i am .. i've become this person i didnt want to be these lonely lips grasping at the sweetness of wanting.. quenching the thirst of passions long gone. lonely as i have been these past years.. i am amazed at how it can go deeper yet it's just another night too much like all those before. it's just another song that isn't quite right. so close, but no, no one knows. how or what or why if i don't remember you now its because someone else has invaded my heart what can it mean.. it makes me sad though knowing it will never be. if love never ends but it changes how do i adjust myself to suit them.. i feel different but the same still.. i stare at the calendar wondering how another day has past. i was so unaware of how or why it must. like those long weekends when everything

Sick
will it never seems like i can get good news when i go to the dr's offices. 2 weeks ago after i did a MRI on my neck, shoulders and arms and hands ( couldnt use my arms or hands after surgery in OCT) the results were i hav bkundging disk in my nack and hav a hernia from the colon cancer i had in 06. I had ptscan last week and the rusult was i still hav cancer cells in my lungs on both sides and there were many. they told me i will be doing chemo for the rest of my life. they can not remove it all so they are going to try and contain what i hav from spreading again. i will and cant work again while i am in the army and most likely for a very long time after that. apply for SSI and they told me it will be 5 months be4 i get approve if i even get approved. The army is stil working on getting me out on a medical retirement and thats gonna take 4 to 6 months.

Fuck This
So I've been having a rather difficult day. No it has nothing to do with Valentines Day. (I don't celebrate it, and never have). I went to the hospital to go pick up my medical records for the pending lawsuit I have going against my former employer. I guess going back to that hospital gave me chills and brought back a lot of unpleasant memories... That and I had to drive by my old apartment which also made me kind of sad. I guess one has to grieve the loss of something old in order to be open to experience something new. I got my hair touched up black and thinned out and layered a bit so it actually doesn't look like I ran my hair through a washing machine one too many times. This I suppose is a good thing. It feels weird though. I'm not used to the cut yet. I am supposed to go tomorrow and visit my ex and move some more of my stuff out and to my mom's. I have been feeling really queasy lately and I think it's due to all the stress I'm under. I just hope he doesn't try to pull

The Gayness Shall Continue
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have an addiction to Guitar Hero therefore I am and expert at it, I get off on that fact. 2.I love cats they rule 3.I am such a pothead 4.Four is MY fave #,Its my birth month and it also is the color purple to me. 5.yes i make colors have #'s 7 is totally green 6.Tool is my all time favorite Band 7.Boobs are a blessing and a curse lol 8."I fuck me in my own way"(my favorite quote) the great Brandon Boyd 9.My Ipod is god 10.I have an obsession with canolli's

Valentine’s Day: For Me To Poop On.
I was looking through my old blogs, and I decided to repost a blog that I wrote one year ago from today.. Mostly because I'm so happy to see that I am still the same cynical asshole that I was.. 360 days ago. Ah yes... Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching. That fantastic day in which I wish that someone would visit me the night before and smother me with a rose scented, pink and red, mother fucking goose down pillow... (It has to be goose, because I've always wanted to experience death by feathers...) Because God knows that the commercialism of "love" and various other Hallmark enriched products is going to be doing that the day of, or for that matter, the entire week before. Sappy love songs.. Chocolates.. I hope all that fucking chocolate goes straight to your hips and your ears bleed from the shitty music written by douchebags with no balls. Meanwhile, anyone that listens to "Every Rose Has Its Thorns" should break that cd in half and slit their wrist

"more Fruits Of Solitude"
Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; they live in one another still. Fort ehy must needs be present, that love and live in that which is omnipresent. In this divine glass, they see face to face; and thier converse is free, as well as pure. This is the comfort of friends, that though they may be saidto die, yet their friendship and society are, in the best sense, ever present, because immortal.

I Believe
Have a seat...relax...and read this slowly. It kind of sums up what life is all about I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and, you must forgive them for that. I believe- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- That you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is

Creed
TODAY IS THE VERY FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE This is the beginning of a new day. I have been given this day to use as I WILL. I can waste it... or use it for good. But what I do today is important, because I am exchanging a day of my life for it! When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever, leaving in its place something that I have traded for it. I want it to be gain, and not a loss; good and not evil; success and not failure; in order that I shall not regret the price that I have paid for it. I will give 100% of myself just for today, for you never fail until you stop trying. When you read this and share it with others, the world will be the way you have always wanted it to be, because you will be the kind of person that you have always wanted to be.

Way Behind On My Contest. Please Help
I an in a contest that ends on Feb 17th. First place is a VIP for a month or 7 day blast. I need to have at least 10000 comments but also have to win with the most comments. Currently way behind. Rates equal 5 comments. Please help and repost or make sticky. Thank you, David (repost of original by 'President Lincoln(DJ E-Pars' Mentor)Team TNT~Vigilante Radio & Original Love Shack Owner'' on '2008-02-06 18:31:17')

Photobucket Fun
1. Go to photobucket.com. 2. Type in your answer. 3. Only use the first page. 4. Copy the html and paste it on here. 1. What is your first name? 2. What month were you born in? 3. What's your favorite TV show?(s)? 4. What's your favorite color? 5. What's your favorite movies? 6. Who's your favorite Disney Princess?

Tag You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate the city. 2. I love to fish. 3. I sleep with my parrot at night. (Hey, he's old...50+ years old and has been with me a very long time! If you can sleep with your dogs/cats, well then why would my pet be so unusual to sleep with? LOL!!) 4. I have rheumatoid arthrits. It's an autoimmune disease that runs in my family. My grandmother died from it. 5. My favorite color is red. 6. I have a bleeding heart for animals and often prefer their company over humans usually. They love unconditionally and humans do not. We can learn a lot from our pets. 7. My favortie aniamls are birds....hey at least my pets can

Another Write Up Today...
yep another write up,my 4th in a week n halfs time,i was so pissed today i took the rest of the day off and went to fill out apps at other places and again tomorrow looking to get out of that hell hole..these write ups are just getting out of hand,over stupid azz crap,this 4th one was my breaking point!!fk that place!!blah!!

Thank You
Yesterday was one of the lowest days in my life in a long time. I was lost but thanks to many of my friends on here you helped pick me back up and right the ship. You have helped me realize how special and important i am. And i thank you. There are a couple of you who went out of your way and you shall remain nameless here but your actions will not go un noticed. And from now on i will not seek out friends i will wait for them to come to me. If i run across your profile while mumming or something of that nature and you pop out to me i may just drop you a line and see whats up. But i am starting to learn who my friends are on here and who i can trust things with. So with that said. Today is a new day for me, a much stronger and confident travis then there was even 2 weeks ago. Look out fubar LOL

Poem
Touch Me As I walk into the room, I see your pale face. Your cold hands, demonic blue eyes pierce through me. Your hair falls upon your shoulders, Motioning me over with your unspoken, telepathic words. I stroll over to you without hesitation, I am standing so still as you stroke my hair, so tentatively, I shudder in your arms as you do so, Kissing on my cheeks, you move into my neck. On my frenzy, you decide to make your move, breaking my flesh with your fangs, It feels so good inside. Touch me over and over now, Touch me with your cold hands and lips, Embrace me with your words before I explode. I can feel you drain my blood, I shall soon faint in your arms, I can feel it now. When your finished with your blood tasting, you lay me down upon the desk, you bend down to kiss my mouth passionately, then you leave me, closing the door behind you. I close my eyes, to sleep the enternal sleep.

Messengers
I'm just venting so please don't mind me. I can never understand why people ask to add you to their messengers, any of them then stay in constant hiding. I can understand if there are certain people one doesn't want to talk to, but why not just hide from them. Stupid I know.. so frustrating. Perhaps I shall start to hide from everyone and only let those see me on who do not normally hide.

Haha Someone Is Using A Porn Stars Pics
ok i just called out a "woman" that has the pics of a porn star that is real big on the net the "woman's" name on here is GypsyGirl and she says its her pics that she has up i for one know better because ive been to said porn stars web page, and have seen the pics the"woman" is using the porn stars web page is www.wifeysworld.com and im sure if she finds out there will be a law suit thrown at the "woman" that is using her pics. tell me what you think.

Dreamwalker... Needs Help Bad!!! Please
Aww what a Cutie Pie!!!!!!!!!! he's such a Cutie Pie, always helping others and rateing without asking anything in return... He needs Lots of help with this contest!! It ends tomorrow.... you must add fan and rate the host... ~Obiwan ~~The Watcher~FU-Hubby to GeeGee~~@ fubar

Finally! A Crack Down On Train Roof Riding!!
Train roof riders to be sprayed Mon Feb 11, 12:42 PM ET Indonesian commuters riding on the roofs of trains will be sprayed with colored liquid so that security officers can identify and arrest them, a report said Saturday. Electric trains linking the Indonesian capital and its neighboring towns are packed with passengers during rush hours, with many sitting on the roofs due to a lack of space inside or to avoid paying. After several failed attempts to discourage roof riders over years, the state owned railway company PT Kereta Api will from next week douse them with a colored liquid so that officers can identify them when they get off the train, the Jakarta Post said. "We will confiscate their IDs and give them a ticket," Kereta Api regional spokesman Akhmad Sujadi was quoted as saying. "We will send a copy of the ticket to their family, their local neighborhood unit head, their employer, or, if they're students, their headmasters," added Sujadi, who described the m

Cops Phone Number Leads To Love Line
Police post callers get exciting message 1 hour, People calling a Michigan state police post got an unexpected pitch for phone sex. Calls to the Bridgeport post's main number were met Wednesday morning with a recorded message saying, "Indulge yourself with the most exciting conversation imaginable." That was followed by a telephone number for a phone sex line, The Saginaw News reported. The phones were working properly by midmorning, Sgt. Alan Renz said. The mix-up was an "internal issue that has nothing to do with the phone company" and an investigation is underway, he told the newspaper.

Saudi Religious Police Ban Valentines Roses
No red roses for Saudi sweethearts on Valentines Day Mon Feb 11, Saudi Arabia's religious police have banned red roses ahead of Valentine's Day, forcing couples in the conservative Muslim nation to think of new ways to show their love. The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice has ordered florists and gift shop owners in the capital Riyadh to remove any items coloured scarlet, which is widely seen as symbolising love, newspapers said. "They visited us last night," the Saudi Gazette quoted an unidentified florist as saying. It is not unusual for the Saudi vice squad to clamp down ahead of Valentine's Day, which it sees as encouraging relations between men and women outside of wedlock, the newspaper said. Saudi Arabia imposes an austere form of Sunni Islam which prevents unrelated men and women from mixing, bans women from driving and demands that women wear a headscarf and a cloak. Relations outside marriage are strictly banned and punishable

What The Hell I Just Dont Get It..
bigred k.o.w.~w.s.w.@ fubar February 13, 2008 @ 2:39 pm god i'm about to puke THIS IS NOW MY WORDS MIZZ SHADY.. ALL THAT UP THERE IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT DOWN HERE.. THAT IS A COMMENT MADE BY THIS PERSON AND IT WAS LEFT ON MY GIRLFRIEND PICTURE.. I AM VERY SORRY BUT IF YOU ARE OFF RATTING SOMEONES PICTURES YOU SURE AS HELL DO NOT LEAVE COMMENTS LIKE THIS.. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR AND SO VERY MEAN AND RUDE.. IM BESIDE MYSELF HERE.. THIS ONE YOUNG LADY HAS NO IDEA WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND HAS HAD TO INDURE IN HER LIFE AND TO RECIEVE A COMMENT LIKE THAT BY ANYONE COULD REALLY HURT.. WHEN DOES IT END.. WHEN DOES THE MEAN PEOPLE STOP BEING MEAN.. NO ONE NEEDS A PERSOS LIKE THAT ON THEIR FRIEND LIST... IM BLOCKING HER I HOPE YOU ALL DO THE SAME.. (repost of original by 'itsmizzshady.com' on '2008-02-13 14:54:09') (repost of original by '~CONFEDERATE FAMILY OF FUBAR ™©~' on '2008-02-13 15:04:34')

My Boy
On his face shines the moon you hear a voice, his mothers croon he gurgles in his sleepy haze she reminisces joyful days when father used to hold his child now he is gone, many a mile he falls asleep within her arms protected like a precious charm she smiles with tears as she looks at her son picks up a knife and knows she has won she slices her wrists and caresses her child blood dripping down his skin so mild she kisses his cheek and holds him tight breathes her last breath and dies in the night her years have become a lifeless smear what she has lived dies in a tear END?

What Else
Ok ok what else could go wrong, I thought things were going to get a little better after meeting with the man at the bank and telling me we are on the right track to buy a house, then my husband is the only one who doesn't have a sponsorship in his family now, and it's not for lack of trying. Then I come home and check my bank account and something I had no clue about came out and will now overdraw me just what I need......lol. And the icing on the cake is my dog got my favorite socks and chewed a big hole in one ruining it. With all that I am feeling and that was my final straw I am not sitting here writing this and crying........yeah I am a big sissy, I know they say god puts on you what you can stand he must think I am alot stronger then I think I am and don't think I can take much more of this. And the icing on the cake guess what I am doing for valentines day sitting here probally by myself cause he will probally be working on the race car. Well thanks for listing and I apperciat

02-13-08 (ummm, Errr)
Wednesday 13, 2008 Happy Hump Day Climbed the week this far and in the middle of the hump so: It's all down hill from here! I really need to start taking some ginseng or some memory supplements I dont know, It could be the old age ... But confusion isn't no stranger in about every day-to-day task I attempt, I have a brief -but- yet still too often: "momentary laps of reason" Just so many things sometimes that I get pulled in so many different directions or an OCD moment where I'm distracted ... umm, errr By something shiny ... oowwah shiny! lol, so I thought (after several distractions) if my friends are also 'forgetful' or Easily distracted like myself ...

Tagging Thingy
THE RULES ARE: you have to write a blog with 10 things weird,random, facts habits, etc. about you. then you get to choose who you want to tag next. * NO TAG BACKS * HA HA! 1)I can be a pain in the ass 2)I am from Moscow,Russia 3)I hate worms 4)I have a non-feminine personality 5)I am a black sheep in my family 6)Genius at plotting revenge 7)I loove to travel 8)I secretly love tanks 9)I hate cold weather 10)I am a loner and don't like clingyness, even though I'm married I'm tagging Bounty Hunter, Deacon Frost, Tulsa Male,Hanna

Snow
Just a little heads up,i have read many mum's, blog and all other about how people say they have had 1 to 6in of snow well where i live so far we have had 5 major snow storms and about 102.362 in. (260 cm). Just a little something to think about, where u live , there are people who always have it worst!! bbg.

Fool Me Yet Again
God can hear me, so i think Satan intercepts this drink and into hell with it he sinks to fool me yet again he calls to me weaving words i listen to the souless birds and to him my conscience herds to fool me yet again into Satans arms i dip not knowing that he always rips from his palette these words drip to fool me yet again 'come to me' i hear him call 'ill save you from your life enthralled' 'hold you close while you stand tall' and hell fool me yet again his silver voice so seductive sweet to him a soulful piece of meat try to find him in the heat to fool me yet again into view he dose thrust one look at him begins the lust and i deceived by wanting trust he fools me yet again a flash of sin within his eyes Satan with his web of lies he forces in between my thighs and fools me yet again a moan half passion escapes my tongue the breath has loosed up from my lungs my dark lover it has begun you fooled me yet again faster faster he does

Victim 2 Choice
desire is, an egarness to be pleased, the assuption, that the ultimate is waiting and when desire is denied it's excitment, it begans to burden the thoughts, forceing its 'right' into consciousness evolving one into the selfishness, created by prisoned wisdom

Weird And Random Stuff About Dman
Okay well first of all this is my first blog and I wouldn't be doing this if I weren't required to by a very good friend of mine who shall remain nameless. I'll just use her initials... A.N.G.E.L.I.C.A. If you are tagged you have to list ten random or weird things about you and post in a blog, then choose five more suckers, uh I mean friends to tag and they do the same so it becomes this endless chain of craziness and you can't tag the one who tagged you. Moving on I was tagged and now I will tag someone else because I consider myself the SHIT, not "IT". 1,2,3 not it! Sorry about that I turned into a five year old for a second there, anyways here goes ten randomly weird things you hate about me... 1) I love to read and my fave authors include Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Robert Jordan 2) I am an extreme procrastintor................ oh forget it I will finish this later! 3) I smell everything, well not everything cuz that would be gross but like soda, chairs, food, my hands

The Hurt On The Inside
Today is Wed....I guess I well not get to talk to my boys today again......It hurts me not to talk to them .....Yeah I know he works and all...Still I would like to talk to them......Love you Boogie....You are my heart and soul....Ozzy and Zakk are my world ,heart,soul,my every thing....Boogie you are too..

Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhh
Up is down, down is up, look at me, do I give a fuck? Black is white, white is black, fuck me, a manic attack! There's the demon, approaching with stealth fucking up my mental health. The lights are on it's dark, surrounded by love but lonely. I can't see shit, I can't see fuck all beyond 5 square feet of the fuckin cell I've built myself. The rollercoaster ups and downs, I feel sick, there's an itch I just can't fucking scratch. There's no sense, no stability, no guardian angel and no fucking guiding light. A cage without bars is a cage non-the-less, hiding what I am from those I could hurt, running in my head. Limitless. Freedom from thought. Continuous inane ramblings. No sleep in the dark for me, friends. No captain guiding this voyage. Fuck it all. Serenity in a package. Tired ALL THE FUCKIN TIME. Sheeeeit.

Fact Of The Day: Feb 13: Potato Chips
On This Day: February 13 Today is Wednesday, February 13, 2008. This is the 44th day of the year, with 322 days remaining in 2008. Fact of the Day: potato chips Potato chips were invented in 1853 at Saratoga Springs, New York, where chef George Crum of Moon's Lake House shaved potatoes paper thin and sent them out to a patron who had completed that his French fries were too thick. The customers were delighted, ordered more, and encouraged Crum to open up his own restaurant. Crum's new restaurant had people standing in line to get potato chips. Wise potato chips were introduced in 1921 by grocer Earl V. Wise as a way of dealing with overstocked and old potatoes. He sold them in brown paper bags the then in cellophane starting in the 1930s

Steve Pemberton To Guest Star In Doctor Who
From The Doctor Who News Page: The latest issue of Doctor Who Magazine confirms that Steve Pemberton, star of "The League of Gentlemen," will make an appearance in the forthcoming fourth series of Doctor Who. The Sun takes it further, reporting that "insiders said Steve will play a mysterious character called Lux who meets the Doctor during an expedition to uncover the secrets of an abandoned library." The Sun notes that the episode "also stars ER actress Alex Kingston and James Bond star Colin Salmon," confirming Pemberton will be in the same story. The new season of Doctor Who premieres this April.

The Elbow...
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson Anthony who is coming to visit with his wife Maria. 'You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow pusha button 301. I will Buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow pusha three. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell.' 'Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?' 'What . . . . . .. You comma empty handed?'

Upcoming Radio Interviews And Discussions
These events relate to the legend of the "Bell Witch," which was the inspiration for the motion picture, "An American Haunting." More info can be found at http://www.bellwitch.org * * FEBRUARY 27th -- ParaHub Radio 7:30 PM EASTERN / 6:30 PM CENTRAL http://www.parahub.org/files/listen.html http://www.bounceradio.net ------- * * MARCH 9th -- "Through the Keyhole" 5:00 PM EASTERN / 4:00 PM CENTRAL http://www.paranormalradionetwork.com http://www.keyholepublishing.com MORE TO COME!

Interesting...
this is off that site ... fubar is all about money and sporks aka caren brought them alot of money. By her showing her nudes in order for people to see them they would have to buy her a vip (15.00 a month) or a blast(20.00 for 7 days) or a happy hour ( 100.00 for an hour. Fubar made money from that. They do not care whether someone is a killer or negligent and caused a death. For that matter TJ's profile is still there too. BabyJ and his idiot brother Scrapper are all about money and what they can get. I help them moderate the site, but I sure don't agree with them on alot of things. This is a statement someone said and I dont know by who and I really dont care its just an interesting read.. Knowing what the different types of thoughts are out there about the website so many of us came to love.. hum interesting ..... I PERSONALY DONT REFLECT THE SAME THOUGHTS AS THIS PERSON DOES IM JUST SHARING IT CAUSE IT TO ME IS JUST INTERESTING IS ALL..

Yesterday's Job Interview
I don't think Yesterday's interview went well. Nice people, nice organization, but they wanted to test me on some techie stuff, and while I knew all the principles that make the system run, they wanted names and details. I know some friends that have told me that they had interviews they thought went great, but didn't get the job, but other interviews where they thought they sucked, they were hired. So, until I hear otherwise, it's still possible, perhaps even probable. I guess one thing in my favor is that for the particular system they want expertise, they are paying half or less than what others are paying for that position. I figured that because I'm out of practice on that particular stuff, I would have a chance. We will see!!

The Seven Year Itch, An Irritating Thought. It Seems Time Changes Nothing Except Epithelials..
Whether you can touch your toes or just your nose is irrelevant. They are not the same toes you were once able to touch many moons ago. You see, every seven years the whole system changes from outside to in and the same old toes or nose will never be the same again. If you see people running in great distress it is because they are heading for the skin-shedding shed. They will be back soon but with a new hide to hide behind. It must be sickening if you have just had a face-lift and then have a total transformation due to the seven year shed. It is a shame the shed does not get rid of the spread as in middle-aged spread. The reduction in the cost of dieting would be vast and the whole slimming industry would go out of business. In fact, when you thin about it, changing yourself is rather a waste of time and money. All you have to do is sit and wait for seven years to elapse and you will be a completely new soul. I wonder if the mind changes as well. Perhaps that is why peop

My Score On Dr. Phil's Personality Test:
I scored 42 on Dr. Phil's personality test: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who will always cheer them up and help them out.

Tag Ur It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. Im a male waitress at waffle house. 2. I can lick the head of my own penis. 3. I hate Elvis. 4. I think DUI's is a crime that needs to be punished more severely. 5. I have a brother on death row with 2 death sentences. 6. I can't juggle. 7. I am against abortion......PERIOD. 8. I have been addicted to (in order) coke, internet, myspace, yahoo answers, and now fubar ( with sex being active the whole time as another addiction) 9. I love metallica even though they are pieces of chit. 10.I get told all the time I look like Jessie James. my 5 are 1)DJ Gangsta Barbiie 2)mama bear 3)ms retta 4)evil angel 5)mickey

Tag!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I only date people with tattoo's 2. I dont like it when anyone sticks their finger in my milk! 3. My favorite holiday is Halloween 4. I am a true bi-sexual 5. I'm an only child 6. I've never been arrested EVER!!! 7. I dont like Arby's 8. I am a GREAT cook 9. I Love Music!!!! (but not country or gospel) 10.I love Big Trucks I tagged Mark, Melissa, and Jack!!!

Please Let Me Know What You Think....
So I have this friend and she has been talking to this guy for the last 7 months... He seems like a nice guy at first... I am worried that my friend is going to get hurt... He says he loves her, but that word is so missed used.... He wants her to spend all her free time with him and then tells her to see other people... He allowed to go out to strip clubs and hang out with his buddies and come to see her whenever... And we the girls try to go out and do thing he gets mad... How is that right.. He thinks that if you are married then it's okay to cheat as long as you tell your wife... That right there should tell you what kind of guy he is... She really cares for him and right now they are just friends with benfits.... I am worried that he is just playing her and she so nice that she won't stop him from doing it.... Did I tell you that my friend was married for the last 9 years and this is her first time really being single... I feel that this guy is only going to hurt her and that she n

Tagged: What To Do..
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I hate Dogs. 2. Scarlett O'Hara is my herioness. 3. I eat potato chips everyday. 4. I think my son hung the moon. 5. I like to dance on the coffee table. 6. I swear by Mary Kaye products. 7. Docca & Gavvana is what I smell like. 8. Little things mean alot to me. 9. There is nothing more peaceful then the sound of the ocean. 10. My weakness is exspecting the good in all people. I am Tagging 5 people, they are... ☆~Bran Muffin☆Fu Wife & R/L GirlFriend to Dj Dragon my King☆Dancer@DarkShadowsRealm April aka '~*~°£î₧På£00°~*~ R♀gûë'§♥Æ£îëñ/ĐΩ/Ťonĝue Çõllë

Teez Blog
Hottie Contest Host!!!@ fubar If you click that link you can see the hotties contest!Just go to his albums and you can see.There are alot of really good looking girls!I didnt enter cause i didnt know! but it would mean alot to me if you went for 15 or 20 minutes and dropped some comments to help TEEZ.She is in a sexy NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL outfit second row last pic.You cant miss it her sexy ass is showing! Every guy that drops her comments for awhile gets a pic of me in my new years sheer dress.i am practicaly naked!lol..so Just copy and paste anything hot in the comments to her pic!ty so much!

Slain Infant’s Mother Arrested In New York
Slain infant’s mother arrested in New York By Scott E. Williams The Daily News Published February 13, 2008 GALVESTON — An Alvin woman facing a child-endangerment charge in the death of her infant son was in custody Tuesday, in New York City. FBI agents and New York police officers who were part of an FBI task force arrested Caren Kohberger, 27, early Tuesday afternoon, as she was checking out of Bellevue Hospital Center, in New York City. Brazoria County officials told The Daily News Tuesday that Kohberger surrendered without incident. Bellevue houses one of the nation’s largest mental-health facilities. Last week, Brazoria County prosecutors issued an arrest warrant for Kohberger, whose 3-month-old son Alijah Mullis was found dead near East Beach, in Galveston, on Jan. 29. Three days after that grisly discovery, Travis “T.J.” Mullis surrendered to police in Philadelphia. Mullis, the boy’s father, told police there that he had stomped on the baby’s head until the sk

The Right Of Revolution
REVOLUTION - THIS WORD FLOWS AROUND ALOT. . . Every revolution was first a thought in one man's mind; and when the same thought occurs to another man, it is the key to that era.Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1841 You cannot buy the Revolution. You cannot make the Revolution. You can only be the Revolution. It is in your spirit or it is nowhere.Ursula K. Le GuinRIGHT OF REVOLUTIONIn political philosophy, the right to revolution (or "right of rebellion") is a right articulated first by the Monarchomachs in the context of the French Wars of Religion, by Huguenots thinkers who legitimated tyrannicides. It was then taken up by John Locke in Two Treatises of Government as part of his social contract theory. Locke declared that under natural law, all people have the right to life, liberty, and estate; he wrote that under the social contract, the people could instigate a revolution against the government when it acted against the interests of citizens and replace the government with another government i

Lounge Criteria
What makes for a Good Lounge? Who knows? Some Lounges that have been around for years are not popular (or they once were and everyone left) and some that are new are rocking with folks. Why do some promoters just RUB ME THE WRONG WAY?! sometimes I dont know why I get annoyed at some and others I jump for the lounge. I am both so impressed with some and disgusted with others that I decided to start to review the lounge and give feedback. This will be mostly compliments to what I like and criticism for what I thought could have been done better. I have done forum reviews before and I wish it could have really taken off, and I got flack and almost Kicked off a board for what I told them I was gonna say about them. They were quite pleased only a handfull of people read my blog there. I am not that hard to please, I just believe things should work right, and be done properly. 1. Greeters are not called for nothing and they are very important. I have been in lounges and said "HI

A Little Roasted
This was sent back to me from fubar support after I left this feedback at a board Sorry? === 'yoshinanda' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-12 20:02:48'.. > > I really love your lounge and I really hate your skin. the stars make it hard to read and the other parts are so bright I cannot read the text. I scroll up and down and around but arrrghhh I have been here two minutes and had only two convo and i got a headache ouch! > yoshinanda

One
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

What Is A Ho?
Why do women always say that a guy who is 'cheap' won't get any but a guy who pulls out all the stops and goes to "Jared" is guaranteed. What happened to the days when you had sex because you liked the guy and not what the guy can get u? Sex for monetary gain is a ho-ish attribute, so ladies go out and fuck cause you're horny. Amen

Oh No ...not Another One..
Got a minute for those that Sacrificed their lives and Limbs so you we mess around in here? Im givin the Fubar Crew one More chance to shape up if you guys dont come through im pullin everything off this site For those that did sign the petition May God Richly Bless You and your entire family Support Our Troops I got 300 signatures from Myspace in 2 weeks Join Me there? www.myspace.com/purpleheartedheroes Sure Why not...Go see what Patriotism looks like (repost of original by '"PURPLE HEARTED HEROES"' on '2008-02-13 13:37:54') HERE IS THE LINK TO THE BULLETIN: http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1101876824

What's This?
Window panes come crashing down Amidst the tears and pain Vanishing hopes are gone and flew away Up above through twilight Shadows cast across the floor Reflections of the past Trembling thoughts of one Dwelling deep within the soul A mystical sense of reality Captured by the craze All in bewilderment Of the shock in the wave Creatures of the dimness Chattering amongst the green Everything slows in stillness What is this we see?

Health Advice
Love this Doctor Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it . . Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is a lso a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mea

About My Brother
this is my brother brandon he just had heart surgery sunday morning n the doctor did say he was doing great but now he not doing great like he surpose to please pray for him with me thanx you so much love alway michelle

Jokes
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Donkey In The Well
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, that the well needed to be covered anyway and that it just wasn't worth retrieving the donkey. So he invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quietened down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kin

I'm Here And Its Sooo Nice =-)
Hello my Fubar friends. I have arrived in Telluride and there is so much snow. Sun is hi in the sky and so is my spirits. Once I have my first smoke and a drink I'll be cruising for another sweet vacation. The New Sheridan Hotel is my home away from home. Its so good to be back here again. I'll upload all my new pics once I get home to share. Hope all is well for you all. Big hugs til I get back =-)

What Becomes....
well, im still here.... Not that i mean im going anywhere, or going to do something stupid...ach you know what i mean... Well i double checked with my solicitor yesterday about my new found criminal record, and it turns out that, as a result of my assault charge, i'll be hard pressed to find a holiday camp that'll employ me as an entertainer, so in effect i've screwed up another of my dreams. But hey, theres always Mcdonalds again. Oh how I long to come home every night smelling like a Whopper with cheese. Bugger, thats Burger King... As you can probably tell, the sense of humour is still there, but eeking its way slowly back into my regular programming. I'm finding it easier to smile now although ive got fuck all to smile about. Im finding things funny now, but life is still tough as a woman beater. I dont expect any sympathy, mainly because I think I spelled it wrong...

Soulmates? An Interesting Exploration Of The Soulmate Theory.
I did not write this. I found this in an old email. I must have come across it on the web at one time. I found it to be most interesting. Hopefully you will, too. Soulmates. There are differing philosophies pertaining to soulmates. Each psychic consultant or metaphysician may have his or her own. The information provided below is derived from over twenty-five years of research and interacting with Spirit, spirit guides, angels, deceased loved ones, and clients. I have been taught that, in reality, we are all soulmates because we are all connected on the most profound level; we are derived from the same universal life force and will return to the same universal life force once our physical shell meets its demise. Therefore, for all intent and purposes, the terminology "soulmate" is a humanistic one. Whenever we encounter someone who elicits intense emotions and/or a strong physical passion within us we often want to believe that some "greater plan" or "destiny" brought us

Two Gay Dudes...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperms together and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. One dozen babies are in the ward eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely. A nurse c omes by, and to the delight of the two gays she points out the happy child as theirs. 'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other. 'All these unhappy babies...and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for one another.' The nurse says ' Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when we pull the thermometer out of his ass'!

Different Kind Of Drug Problem!!!!
DIFFERENT DRUG PROBLEM These words appeared on the internet and was viewed by many readers. Many felt it would be appropriate for ALOT of readers. The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a metamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ‘Why didn’t we have a drug problem when you & I were growing up?’ I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young. I was drug to church, drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn’t put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in Mom’s garden and flower beds

Joke
A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Garge, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'. 'Yes, sir!' answers Garge. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Garge, how was your day?' Garge told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.' 'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor. 'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Garge. 'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the do ctor. 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'

Shoutbox - Please Read
I noticed people leaving me messages in my shoutbox a lot the past couple days. 99% of the time I don't pay attention to the damn thing, I hate it anyway.. which you would know had you read my profile. I haven't really been on here much, checking in here and there. I do have a real life, kids, family, a house to take care of.... If you want to chat with me look for me on yahoo(ID in profile) or whatever.. if I am on there then I probably have a few minutes to chat, if I'm not then I don't. Just because my status shows online, doesn't mean I'm sitting here. Sometimes I comment on a mumm or vote, and get up and walk away.. And sometimes I just might not feel like chatting.. it's my online time I can do what I want with it thanks. Thanks for Reading...

I Cost... Per Night
Natural hair color: []Brown..$100 []Blonde-$50 []Black-$15 []Bald-$5 [x] Others-$75 Eye Color: [X]Brown-$50 []Green-$75 []Blue-$150 []Hazel-$100 []Other-$5 Height []Over 7..$200 []6'8"to7--$175 []6'to6'7"--$150 []5'4'to5"11'--$85 [x]Under 5"4-$95 Age []50 to 56-$175 []46 to 50-$150 []41 to 45-$125 [X]31 to 40-$100 []26 to 30 -$75 []21 to 25- $50 []19 to 20-$25 []0 to 18-$100 Birth Order [] Twins or more then twins-$750 [] First born-$320 []Only child-$250 [X]Second born-$150 []Middle child-$100 []Last born-$100 []Third born-$550 []Forth born-$300 []Fifth born-$400 []Sixth born-$215 Drink? []I did like once-$400 []Only Holidays-$250 [x]Sometimes-$215 []Yes-$200 []Only weekends-$300 []Every other day-$50 []Once a day-$15 []I live from the bottle-$Bankrupt$ [Back to Zero] []No-$600 Shoe Size []13+-$300 []12.5 to 13-$250 []11 to 12- $400 [x]7 to 10-$500 []Under 7-$450 Favorite Colors(two) [X]Green-$750 []Red-$600 []Blac

Tagged
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. i'm an internet nut 2. In school I was totally shy and quiet 3. if i could go back in time and change any one thing i'd bring my mom back to life 4. my favorite food is pizza 5. i believe in God but not religion...God is love, religion is a money maker 6. i'm hooked on fubar 7. i don't think of myself as a handsome guy but if others think i am then cool 8. i'm a lot harder on myself than i should be 9. after losing my mom i learned never take anything for granted 10. the single greatest moment of my life is every single moment i spend with pooh WOW..Ok thats that over with....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....so my 5 ppl are...... Jimmy's Girl Wildman Tweetybird Willie Kelly 1969 .....over to you

" Lingerie Party " 21+ Open Bar+open Guestlist All Night
TEAMROCKSTARPROMOTIONS! TEAM ROCKSTAR PROMOTIONS IS NOW AT " TIKI BOBS " SO COME OUT AND PARTY WITH US! 21+ TO ENTER EACH AND EVERY WED. NIGHT...DO IT FOR THE GROWN AND SEXY! HERES WHATS COMING UP NEXT!! JELLO LADIES?? MMMM.... Wednesday Feb. 20thOn: q Produxions DJ OxXx will be ripping up the 1's & 2's @ Tiki Bob's Wednesday Gone Wild: JELL-O Edition w/ Shot girls & Bartenders wrestling in JELL-O in their Bikinis. The Night will also feature DJ Frankie Punzo, DJ Homicide, & DJ Cuervo. AND LIKE ALWAYS...SAY "TEAM ROCKSTAR GUESTLIST " AT THE DOOR = )..AGAN 21+ SPOT.

Open Bar Tonight@tiki Bobs 21+ " Lingerie Party " Open Guestlist All Night Long
TEAMROCKSTARPROMOTIONS! TEAM ROCKSTAR PROMOTIONS IS NOW AT " TIKI BOBS " SO COME OUT AND PARTY WITH US! 21+ TO ENTER EACH AND EVERY WED. NIGHT...DO IT FOR THE GROWN AND SEXY! HERES WHATS COMING UP NEXT!! JELLO LADIES?? MMMM.... Wednesday Feb. 20thOn: q Produxions DJ OxXx will be ripping up the 1's & 2's @ Tiki Bob's Wednesday Gone Wild: JELL-O Edition w/ Shot girls & Bartenders wrestling in JELL-O in their Bikinis. The Night will also feature DJ Frankie Punzo, DJ Homicide, & DJ Cuervo. AND LIKE ALWAYS...SAY "TEAM ROCKSTAR GUESTLIST " AT THE DOOR = )..AGAN 21+ SPOT.

Open Bar Tonight! " Lingerie Party " @tiki Bobs 21+ To Enter W/open Guestlist All Night
TEAMROCKSTARPROMOTIONS! TEAM ROCKSTAR PROMOTIONS IS NOW AT " TIKI BOBS " SO COME OUT AND PARTY WITH US! 21+ TO ENTER EACH AND EVERY WED. NIGHT...DO IT FOR THE GROWN AND SEXY! HERES WHATS COMING UP NEXT!! JELLO LADIES?? MMMM.... Wednesday Feb. 20thOn: q Produxions DJ OxXx will be ripping up the 1's & 2's @ Tiki Bob's Wednesday Gone Wild: JELL-O Edition w/ Shot girls & Bartenders wrestling in JELL-O in their Bikinis. The Night will also feature DJ Frankie Punzo, DJ Homicide, & DJ Cuervo. AND LIKE ALWAYS...SAY "TEAM ROCKSTAR GUESTLIST " AT THE DOOR = )..AGAN 21+ SPOT.

Still Here
hello to all of our family members, this is ur 1st Lady speaking to u all. The "Don" and I have been very sick,,,we r still here just trying to recoup. we will have no pics up soon to show our help to others how about all of u. will i dont wanna be on here to long, i still get very light headed so i need to get back to bed. love u all and will be back soon

Please Help????
I AM IN A CONTEST STARTING TOMMORROW AT 12 IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 12.I AM ASKING THAT EVERYONE HELP ME ITS PRETTY MUCH THE MOST COMMENTS IN 24 HOURS WINS 1 MILLION FUBUCKS. WHEN I GET THE LINK I WILL POST IT RIGHT AWAY. IM NOT SURE IF I WILL WIN BUT I SURE WANNA TRY. SO PLEASE HELP IF U CAN. THANK YOU EVERY1. TAMMY

I Want More - Linda Eder
Music: Frank Wildhorn Lyrics: Jack Murphy Day in and out what my life's all about Are the things that you find far too boring Washing and cooking and staying good-looking While you get to do the ignoring Will it ever be my turn to say where we're going? Will it ever be my life that we're planning for? I've been living this way for so long without growing I want more I need attention not mere condescension But you just don't get the distinction Pushing and shoving does not equal loving Which seems on the brink of extinction What became of the prince who was oh, so disarming? What became of the sweet man at my beck-and-call? Could it be that Prince Charming turned out not so Charming After all? I want magic carpets, I want true romance I want moonlight cruises to the South of France And I want kisses that go on for days I want more than this is in so many ways I want more full-filling I want equal billing I want champagne chilling at the door So, in short,

Tag
I GOT TAGGED BY SOMEONE Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a neat freak 2. I can be extremely cruel 3. I love Chicago's winter 4. I can eat a pack of Chocolate Chip cookies in one sitting 5. I hate taking pictures 6. I used to be in a gang 7. I truly believe in Karma 8. I like younger women 9. I'll always love my son's mother 10. Nothing better to me than hearing Kike call me papa

The Manwhore Revolution!!!!
The Manwhore revolution was started by me and my friend gabe. We're calling all manwhores to take up arms and that includes you women too cuz women are manwhores in a different way. Manwhores are so hated cuz all they wanna do is have a good time and get laid...whos to say we cant do that?? NO ONE THATS WHO!! For us its a way of life....and yes some of us manwhores choose to eventually settle down and start a life...but know one thing....THE MANWHORE REVOLUTION SHALL LIVE FOREVER!!! FROM THE TRENCHES OF ITALY TO THE MOUNTAIN PEEKS OF MONTANA TO THE RICE FIELDS OF CHINA TO THE BOARDWALKS OF THE SOUTH JERSEY SHORE.....VIVA LA MANWHORE REVOLUTION!!!!!

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Rate Fan Addition Of Bad Girls
ok ladies i have add several more bad girls to friend list....... please send me a regular message to let me know that. i have or havent added you...... at this point i think i have...... cant wait to hear from you and im excited about the new opportunities for friendships....

Are U Missing Me
Just wanted to let all of you know that im still alive and kickin not real high but im kickin anyway. WE had a majot ICE STORM on Monday and I have been without power since 11pm monday night thank goodness for generators and good family.The kids and I are making it. Called the Electric Co today and we might have out power back on by monday. I cant access the internet at home so thats why i havent been on i check my messeges at work till then. WEll im at work now so i gotta get busy. Feel free to leave me some love i will return it when i can xoxoxoxoxoxo love all of you. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo.

Please Keep His Family In Prayers
The news story below is about one of my coworkers and also a very good friend. Please keep his family and friends in your prayers during this hard time. February 12, 2008 Lakeside shooting vicitm dies A man was shot and mortally wounded in Lakeside Monday night, the San Diego County Sheriff's Department said this morning. He was identified as 28-year-old Mark Randolph Vogler, said an investigator with the county Medical Examiner's Office. Vogler was shot about 10:30 near the Lakeside Roundup bar on Woodside Avenue near Prospect Avenue. He died just after midnight at a hospital. Witnesses told deputies they saw two white men with shaved heads possibly involved in the shooting driving away in a black car, similar to a Ford Mustang. Sheriff's investigators are still at the location looking for evidence and talking with witnesses. Posted by Debbi Farr Baker February 12, 2008 05:58 AM

Unforgettable
Natalie Cole's Unforgettable! (Duet with the late, great Nat King Cole) From The Album Unforgettable...With Love Words & Music by Irving Gordon; Bourne Co., ASCAP Unforgettable, that’s what you are Unforgettable, though near or far Like a song of love that clings to me How the thought of you does things to me Never before has someone been more Unforgettable, in every way And forevermore, (And forevermore) That’s how you’ll stay, (That’s how you’ll stay) That’s why darling its incredible That someone so unforgettable Thinks that I am unforgettable too (Musical Interlude) No, never before has someone been more Ooh Unforgettable, (Unforgettable) In every way, (In every way) And forevermore, (And forevermore) That’s how you’ll stay, (That’s how you’ll stay) That’s why darling its incredible That someone so unforgettable Thinks that I am unforgettable too

Johan And His Roosters
Johan the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a

My First Poem
"NIGHTWIND" The night is cold, brisk, clear. Uncertain where the night will end. It envelopes me and I fear it this night. The specters are here too. My demons have come to greet me for this is their night as well, but they find comfort in this whereas I find a fear incomprehensible to any I've known in the past. I can't sleep cause my soul awaits impending doom. I do find comfort with my black steed. She stands strong against the whirlwind of dispair smashing against her steel flank and tail. I know for now she is my sanctuary. Oh the horrific deeds that hath caused me this suffrage and my enemy is the face that stares back at me in the mirror. One I know so well yet one I can't kill. The nightwind calls to me to the sounds of slamming doors which I swiftly silence with

My Secret Love
MY SECRET LOVE As we come upon Valentine’s Day The day for LOVE We are miles apart But are connected through our hearts I want to write you a note But don’t really know what to say I wonder how you would act If I approached you this way You probably won’t understand But I have to let my heart speak I just don’t know how to explain it All my words get weak You make my heart feel Something it’s never felt before It’s a different feeling I can’t deny And too strong to ignore It’s just so strange to me Because I barely even know you But still I can’t help but wonder Is it a crush or something true? I think of you all the time Wondering if I ever cross your mind I keep this all bottled up inside It’s about time I let it all unwind Writing this will let me know If you feel the same for me If you read this Hopefully you will answer and we will see I could only ask you What are you doing to me? You make my heart skip a beat And you drive me crazy

Like You'll Never See Me Again
Like You'll Never See Me Again If I had no more time No more time left to be here Would you cherish what we had? Was I everything that you were looking for If I couldn’t feel your touch And no longer were you with me I’d be wishing you were here To be everything that I’ve been looking for I don’t wanna forget the present is a gift And I don’t wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed So every time you hold me Hold me like this is the last time Every time you kiss me Kiss me like you’ll never see me again Every time you touch me Touch me like this is the last time Promise that you’ll love me Love me like you’ll never see me again How many really know what love is ? Millions never will Do you know until you lose it That it’s everything that we are looking for When I wake up in the morning And you’re beside me I’m so grateful that I found Everything that I’ve been looking for

141,152 To Godmother, Please Stop By And Show Her Lots Of Love
Please stop by and show her lots of love. Shes so close to Godmothering. Tysm xoxoxox Jen ~*RedKandy*~S*U*P*~Club F.A.R.~2nd Alarm Hotties Member~*Sisters 4 Life*@ fubar This pimpout brought 2 you by the one and only..... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ ~*DSC*~@ fubar

Farthest Galaxy Found....maybe...
By Clara MoskowitzStaff Writer @ SPACE.COMposted: 12 February 200811:38 pm ETAstronomers have glimpsed what may be the farthest galaxy we've ever seen, providing a picture of a baby galaxy born soon after the beginning of the universe.Images taken with the Hubble Space Telescope have revealed the galaxy at almost 13 billion light-years away, making it the strongest candidate for the most distant galaxy ever seen, said European Southern Observatory astronomer Piero Rosati, who helped make the discovery.Since the galaxy is so far away, its light took ages to reach us, so what we see now is a snapshot of how this galaxy looked 13 billion years ago. At that point in time, the galaxy would have been newly formed, so the new observations provide a baby picture."We certainly were surprised to find such a bright young galaxy 13 billion years in the past," said astronomer Garth Illingworth of the University of California, Santa Cruz, a member of the research team. "This is the most detailed loo

Welfare Ain't What It Used Ta Be!!
Welfare Ain't What It Used To Be Sharon Jasper has been victimized. Sharon Jasper has been rabidly wronged. She has become a Section 8 carcass–the victim of ever changing public housing policies. Sharon Jasper has spent 57 or her 58 years dedicated to one cause and one cause only, and has nothing to show for her dedicated servitude. She has lived in Section 8 housing all but 1 of her 58 years. It was a legacy passed down from her parents who moved into Section 8 housing in 1949 when she was six months old. She has passed the legacy down to her children, but fears they may have to get jobs to pay for the utilities and deposits. She laments about her one year hiatus from the comfort of her Section 8 nirvana, ' I tried it for a year..you know…working and all. It's not anything I would want to go through again, or wish on anyone in my family, but I am damn proud of that year.' Sharon was moved out of her St. Bernard housing project after hurricane Katrina and into a new, yet albei

Rubik's Cube In Center Of Earth?
Rubik's Cube In Center Of Earth? Computer Simulations Support New Model Of Earth's Core By Science DailyFeb 12, 2008 - 1:34:32 PM sciencedailySwedish researchers have presented evidence to support their new theory about the structure of the earth's core. The findings may be of significance for our understanding of the cooling down of the earth, and of the stability of the earth's magnetic field. "We found that the body-centered cubic structure of iron is the only structure that could correspond to the experimental observations," says Börje Johansson, professor of condensed-matter theory at Uppsala University.It has long been known that the inner core of the earth, a sphere consisting of a solid mass with a radius of about 1,200 km, is mainly made up of iron. However, seismic observations have shown that elastic waves pass more rapidly through this core in directions that are parallel to the earth's axis of rotation than in directions parallel to the equator-a phenomenon that has not b

Goodbye James Levin R.i.p
GOODBYE MY DEAR FRIEND. I WILL MISS YOU FOREVER. YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN NOBODY WAS AND THE PERSON THAT I TRUSTED THE MOST DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ME. YOU WERE ALWAYS THE PERSON THAT PICKED MY SPIRITS UP IN A TIME OF NEED DURING THE PERIOD IN MY LIFE WHEN I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO I WAS. AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT. YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART AND I'LL NEVER FORGET ALL THE TIMES YOU STOPPED MY TEARS WHEN HE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THEM. I WILL ALWAYS THANK YOU FOR THAT... THERE WERE SOMEDAYS THAT WERE SO BAD BUT YOU MADE THEM BEARABLE. THANK YOU MY FRIEND FOR BEING A GREAT ONE IN THE LIFE THAT I ONCE LEAD. ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND MONICA JEAN

Bar Economics
Bar Economics -- The Tax Code Explained Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfal

Yep
Little Cricket I found this little bug perched on my sleeve And, try as I may, I could not get it to leave. So I shook and I shook with all my might, but the silly little bug held on ever so tight. For a better look, I brought it up close to my eye. “Ah, yes, it is rather cute,” I decided with a sigh. From that moment on, we were such a pair. As long as we were together, we hadn't a care. Summer after summer, together we played. Promise after promise together we made. How I loved gazing upon her sweet little face and she loved resting safely on me in this place. She would sing so sweetly to me every night; I, in return, would hold her until morning’s light. Strangely, though, as the years went by, the sight of her made me want to cry. Her chirping now made my ears want to bleed and my warnings she just would never heed. Many times I shook her off and tried to run away but then I'd look down and on my sleeve she'd lay. So, finally, while she slept, I gently

Tagged
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. I did not pass my driving test until I was 42 2. I once wanted to be a priest.........yes..HONESTLY!!! 3. My one dream is to do route 66 on a harley 4. I once did a charity run dressed as a french maid....LOL. 5. I am truly in love with someone, she knows just who and one day may just realise it!!! 6. I would do anything for anyone accept die for them. 7. I am just as you all see me....warts and all 8. I do not watch TV...whats the point, nothing but rubbish. 9. I cried when John Travolta died in the film Phenomenon 10. The real me is not as complex as some would think, you just have to know me to understand that fully. WOW..Ok thats that over with....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....so my 5 ppl are...... coeurblesse Mistress of Wolves Crystal Welcome to Joy" Christy So Gals.....over to you

A Friend...
A friend in needs a friend indeed A friend who buys me a drink is better A friend with breasts and all the rest A friend who's dressed in leather A friend in needs a friend indeed A friend who'll tease is better Our thoughts compressed Which makes us blessed And makes for stormy weather A friend in needs a friend indeed I think I like you better A friend in needs a friend indeed A friend who bleeds is better My friend, I confessed, did I pass the test And we will never sever

Want Fubucks???
I am in Stephanie Lynn's Giveaway.. I am going for a Happy Hour and could use all the help I can get... Here is your chance to help me.. Hugs and Kisses to each one of you that do.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I SURVIVED MY FIRST NEW YORK SNOW STORM!! So I wanna celebrate in the usual way… You know… giving stuff away!! I’M HAVING 2 HAPPY HOURS TODAY, WEDNESDAY 2/13 AT 3 AND 4 PM FUBAR TIME (6 & 7 PM EST) • Pic one of the contestants in my “Give-Away” folder. • Give ‘em 100 comments. • I’ll give YOU 10,000 Fu-Bucks! • 7 Contestants will be designated “Lucky Contestants”… if you pick one of THESE folks to give your comments to, I’ll give YOU a 1-Day Blast!! Some rules:  Offer ONLY good during my 3 & 4 pm Happy Hours!  Offer applies only to contestants on my page.  You must email me (do not shout me please!!) and tell me HOW MANY comments and WHICH contestant you chose.  YES

That One
I met you on a shady day I remember the fold of your hands You were someone my interest found instantly Big eyes, print shirt, gaze direct It would have been work for me not to smile Your softness, I thought, could bend strong wills Later I learned Bending was never your intention Finding always was

Yeppers
The Mirror It sits untouched in the cold, hidden, isolated room. My chair and fireless fireplace join it in the space where my thoughts and feelings loom. Here lies my retreat, sanctuary, my deepest self found here. All mine: memories, ideas, and the cherished pain I hold so dear. I can sit in the chair and wallow in my loneliness and isolation As I stare at the lifeless fireplace and dwell on my present situation. The mirror sits unable to be touched by anyone--even me. I avoid looking into it out of fear, understanding, or acceptance of what I might see. My mirror is one of cracked self-indulgence in my view. I injure myself by pleasing myself--doing the things I do. Stepping out of the room into the light of reality you'll see. The visualized mirror in my mind: in life is simply me. I am merely a reflection of everything and everyone. I am empty--don't bother looking for form, because I have none. Tell me something beautiful, so that I may make it my own, Then re

Music Video Auditions
AUDITIONS FOR MUSIC VIDEO SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2008 AT THE HISTORICAL CARDOME CENTER 9:00 AM TO 4:00 PM PRODUCED BY EDDIE AUSTIN PRODUCTIONS, IN COOPERATION WITH MORGAN MUSIC INC., NASHVILLE,TN NO PREPARED AUDTIONS ARE NECESSARY NEEDED!!!! MAIN ROLL: WOMEN 20 TO 30 YRS OF AGE EXTRAS: ALL AGES TOTAL OF 400 PEOPLE NEEDED TO BE FILMED IN GEORGETOWN,KY SUMMER OF 2008 FOR FURTHER INFORMATION E-MAIL: EDDYAUSTIONPRODUCTIONS@YAHOO.COM OR CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFO.KYWOLFLOVER38@YAHOO.COM THANKS DONNIE

I Was Tagged 3 Times Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. WHEN IM TIRED I GET CRAZY HYPER. 2. I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE. 3. I ONCE CRIED CUZ OF A COMMERCIAL LOL 4. I HATE MY FEET. 5. CLOWNS SCARE ME LOL. 6. ( STEALING THIS FROM JUICY BUT CHANGING IT LOL) I LOVE DOING LAUNDRY.. BUT I HATE FOLDING AND PUTTING IT AWAY... 7. IM A PUSH OVER TO SAD EYES.. LOL.. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT LOL... 8. I HAVE THE WORST MEMORY KNOW TO MAN LOL 9. I HAVE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AT WORK.. OR I WILL SERIOUSLY START TO TWITCH LOL.. 10. I LOVE BALLONS DONT ASK ME WHY.. OK IM GOIN TO TAGG STACI SARA JUSTIN LICIA

Tagged Again
Thanks alot Iced Earth... Now I gotta think of new ones. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I actually *like* the work I do for the most part 2. If you really wanna win my heart, sing to me or dedicate a song to me. 3. My favorite TV show is a tie between Battlestar Gallactica (the new series) and Gray's Anatomy 4. I hate Valentine's day because the last time I got a gift from someone other than my mom or my kids was when I was in high school. 5. I'm the pickiest eater on the planet. I will not eat anything that lived in water. 6. I'm a *gasp* liberal Democrat 7. I have a phone phobia, there are only a few people I'm comfortable enough to tal

For Joy
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. My 10 1. I drink, ALLOT! 2. I used to sing in a death metal band. 3. I play Blue grass and Outlaw Country now. 4. I hate doing shit like this. 5. I work all the freakin' time. 6. Zane Gray is my favorite author. 7. I LOVE sushi!!! 8. I don't hunt(nothing against it, just don't) 9. Cowboy boots RULE!!! 10. I'm a neat freak. Sorry Joy, I'm not sending this to anyone ;))

Mummers
I always like it when I get into a mumm and see someone with a name like slaveslut giving parenting advice. I tend to actually laugh out loud as I scroll past the five paragraphs of poorly written blather. I find that I don’t even pick at them or point out their stupidity for the most part now. I mean who that calls themselves slaveslut etc… (and usually has a profile picture of themselves tied up being beaten with a riding crop) actually thinks anyone cares to hear what they have to say about parenting?? I often think about why it is the dumbest mummers have the most to say about everything. Do you know the answer?

Today's Just Been A Bad Day...
I was supposed to leave for Phoenix this morning to meet my friend Sam. We are having another big storm. As of 6am, my flight was on. I went out to clean up the driveway and fell on the ice. Tore up my knee and bled all over the place (at least I didn't rip my pants). By the time I got back in, my flight had been cancelled. After 2 hours on the phone, I get a new flight and adjust my hotel reservations. I now have a 6am flight out of Boston tomorrow morning. Not a big deal, I can drive there in a few hours. As I hung up from talking to Continental, I realized that I am flying home to Portland. I’d have to get there by 4am, which means leaving home at 2:30am. Also, my truck would be left in Boston for 10 days (and parking is very pricey), not to mention that I would have to get from Portland to Boston to pick it up. Well, I can’t ask a friend to drive me there given the hour that I’d have to leave. So…now I am taking a bus to Boston this afternoon, sleeping overnight at the Bost

Sex......
Why is that guys can be so nice and do almost anything for you.... And when it cums to sex once they get the booty for the first time.... They start to act like an ass after that... Females don't act that way when they are in relationships we are the same person the whole time... I am so tired of guys being so fake and bragging all the time bout thing they have or have done... Us females just love to have fun and fuck.... So why do you guys act like that... If you men have an answer to this I would love to here... As for you females just keep it real and don't let no guys get you down... So holla at us.... This is Amber signing off.....

Possibly The Best Blonde Joke Ever !
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: 'I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother'. The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). 'Anything?' he asked. 'Yes, yes, anything' the blonde promised. 'Well then, just follow me', said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. 'Come in and close the door' the man said. She did. He then said 'Now get on your knees.' She did. 'Now take down my zipper'. She did. 'Now go ahead ... take it out....' he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered 'Well.......... go ahead'. The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... 'Hello. Mom, can you hear me?'

Is It True
hursday, January 31, 2008 product of your environment Current mood: inspired yet baffled It has been said that a person is a product of everyone he or she encounters; so with that in mind then would it also be true to say that when two people get into a relationship their not just uniting two personalities, their trying to make the hundreds and thousands of people, situations and life learned lessons that they've either encountered or witnessed so far in life compatible with each other. In which often lands in conflict and end's in heartbreak.So what if the solution to this was to forget what you've witnessed or encountered, would this be possible without losing yourself? Which brings you to your next question or maybe it's the only real question that matters,if I forget what I've witnessed or encountered, who am I? which is a question a lot of us ask everyday. Think about it for a second, who are you really without the everyday influences good and bad, that you h

Guess Who's Back!!!
That's right bishes!!! You can't keep a good man down!!! Shady326 was deleted by an unknown source and we are trying to help him get back on his feet!!! Come show the man some love!!! Just click on the pic of the hot chick to visit his profile!!!!! lmao ♥ Music Video:WITHOUT ME (by Eminem)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Brought to you by: AlyCat ♥'s Shady326 -Owned by Shady326-~*Stiletto Girl*~@ fubar

Tag
Fuckin Lexicon, Conned me into doin this... GRRRRRRRRR Tag you're it: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10 Random things eh. 1. I am blind in my right eye. 2. I am a recovering alcoholic/addict almost 3 1/2 yrs clean and sober 3. I am addicted to coffee and Dr Pepper 4. I play with my beard ALOT, when I have it. 5. I am very Spiritual 10 things eh.... Fuck sakes 6. ....... I would die for anyone i can TRULY call a friend 7. I am runnin outta things, I believe the world is over run with idiots. I NEED 3 MORE DAMMIT 8. Skinny girls are not overly attractive to me 9. my conscience actually talks to me... (no joke, i really do have voices) YAAAAAAY I am a

Tag - You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a night-owl. This is becoming a difficult condition to deal with as I grow older! 2. I have an eye condition that literally makes me one in a million. But I can see just fine. (Not directly related to item 6 below.) 3. I believe that the amount of success you achieve in life is directly proportional to your level of service to- and caring for others. 4. I have no piercings or tatoos; therefore I am, when compared to a certain age group, almost unique. 5. I have more post-secondary education than most doctors, but I am not a doctor. 6. My eyes are two different colours. 7. I get, "Geez, you look a lot like Tom Ha

Valintine Game
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... n be honest!!!! [ ] I want your number [ ] Pretty/Cute [ ] Hottie [ ] Sexy [ ] Gorgeous [ ] Amazingly Beautiful [ ] I'd take you home in a second [ ] I'd make out with you right now [ ] I'd Hit it [ ] No, I dont like you like that [ ] I love you [ ] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. ;) I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... __

Orgasm And The Brain
Orgasm and the brain: body, soul and sensory nervesHow does the brain generate orgasm? It's one of the most under-investigated human experiences but two articles, one in the LA Times and another in The Psychologist, discuss some of the key developments of recent years. The LA Times article is a good description of some of the most interesting neuroscience studies in this developing field, but is a little uncritical in places. Apparently "About 43% of women and 31% of men in the U.S. between ages 18 and 60 meet criteria for sexual dysfunctions, according to a 1999 report on the sexual behavior of more than 3,000 U.S. adults". This report was a research study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association that classified sexual dysfunction as reporting any one of the following during the last 12 months: (1) lacking desire for sex; (2) arousal difficulties (ie, erection problems in men, lubrication difficulties in women); (3) inability achieving climax or ejaculation; (4) a

Were Do I Go From Here?
Well as you all know from before and earlier blogs I have posted my ex fiance kicked me out of the trailer I was living in with him. I am not blaiming him for any of the situations or issues that have arisen from this as I know that the reasoning behind it all is the fact that I met a new man on the internet and he couldn't deal with the fact of me and Andrew being happy together. So here comes the title of this blog. I am at a point in my life were I don't know were to go or how to get there. I have 11$ to my name a half assed broken down car that dies on me..speaking of dying I had to push the SOB almost 3 blocks this morning to try and get a jump start, luckily an old man was nice enough to stop and offer me a jump. Not only are all these things going wrong in my life but I am at a point in my life were I can look forward and say..wow were do I go what do I do, how did I get here and how do I fix this. That's just it I don't know how to fix this. I need to get back do

Man's Holiday To "compliment" Valentine's Day. .
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all... just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love, as men

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Jackson is so darn funny!!! I love that picture of Jackson lol He woke up from his nap yesterday and he had put his shirt on backwards and put on a pair of Matthew's underwear lol talk about a goofball So today the kids are just both seriously on a roll. In about 10 mins I am going to be going and getting Jackson something for lunch made and then he is going to go and lay down for a nap and while he is doing that I am going to go in my bedroom and start getting it cleaned up and getting all of the dirty clothes out of there. BLAH!!! I swear my days never end lol even when I go to sleep LOL I have been trying to take it easy because of the fact that my back is seriously killing me right now. I am in a lot of pain, but I promised Neil that I would get certain things done today. Now it's just trying to find the time to get this stuff done!!! I feel like no matter how many hours there are in a day and what not, I don't have enough hours in the day to do things. Especially when I a

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SOMETIMES I FEEL ALONE IN THIS WORLD...NOT REAL SURE WHY I AM HERE ON THIS EARTH I AM ALWAYS TOLD THAT I AM THE BEST...AND EVERYONE NEEDS ME AND LOVES ME...I WONDER WHY... I SIT BEHIND MY SCREEN AND WATCH YALL SCROLL BY...ONE BY ONE YALL DROP IN... SOMETIMES LEAVE A NOTE...SOMETIMES NOT...TO SOME OF YOU IM JUST A CHICK...WITH THE HAT AN IN THE PINK....I DON'T SAY MUCH BECAUSE IF I DO I END UP HURT...PEOPLE AROUND ME...DONT STOP TO THINK OR DON'T STOP TO ASK HEY HOWS THE COWGIRL IN PINK... I GUESS IM TOO KIND...ALWAYS GOING OUT MY WAY TO TRY TO STOP ALL THE HURT AND PAIN FOR THOSE THAT I LOVE AN CHERRISH...DO YOU ALL STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE SOMETIMES I MIGHT JUST NEED A FRIEND...OR MAYBE JUST A GOOD OLE HOWDY WILL DO...I GO OUT OF MY WAY TO PROVE MYSELF AS A LOYAL FRIEND BUT I GUESS WHAT I DO JUST ISN'T ENOUGH MAYBE ALL YALL REALLY SEE IS JUST THE PICTURE OF ME...NOT REALLY ME...I HAVE A HEART WITH FEELINGS TOO...I TAKE THE TIME TO LEAVE WARM HEARTFELT COMMENTS MADE BY MY V

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I awake just to watch you pass So I have you stuck in my head for the rest of the day What life of mine... I don't even know who you really are and yet you own and I spend the rest of the day imagining your laugh... What life of mine... I don't know what to do, to be the air around you that touches your skin I just want to talk, I just want to know you Give me sometime to convience I just want to be your friend and Im dying to go out with you give me a sign, just give me a glance if your be my side, nothing else really matter I just want to be in your arms and I am dying To try your lips, red, and full of you... Just tell me alright... I stay up just to think of you, And if I sleep it's just to dream that your near... What life of mine... I have all of this love and it's just for you, And I could do with just looking at you another day... What life of mine... I don't know what to do, to be the air around you that touches your skin I just want to talk, I jus

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I love Tennessee. Where else do you go from nearly 70 to low 20s in two days? Children got an unexpected day out of school... hurrah for snow days! As you can see by my pic on my page, there isn't enough "snow" to worry about. Here in the sticks though, flurries close schools and kids play in the mud. I love Tennessee. LOL

No Its Not About Sex
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The Old Man and the Dog "Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me. "Can't you do anything right?" Those words hurt worse than blows. I turned my head toward the elderly man in the seat beside me, daring me to challenge him. A lump rose in my throat as I averted my eyes. I wasn't prepared for another battle. "I saw the car, Dad. Please don't yell at me when I'm driving." My voice was measured and steady, sounding far calmer than I really felt. Dad glared at me, then turned away and settled back. At home I left Dad in front of the television and went outside to collect my thoughts. Dark, heavy clouds hung in the air with a promise of rain. The rumble of distant thunder seemed to echo my inner turmoil. What could I do about him? Dad had been a lumberjack in Washington and Oregon . He had enjoyed being outdoors and had

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Buckeye Bars 1 (2 layer mix) pkg. chocolate cake mix 1/4 C. oil 1 egg 1 C. chopped peanuts 1 can sweetened condensed milk (14 oz) 1/2 C. peanut butter Preheat oven to 350. In a large bowl, combine cake mix, oil and egg. Beat with miser on medium speed until crumbly. Stir in nuts. Reserve 1 1/2 C. crust mix. Press remaining crust mix into bottom of greased 9x13 pan. In another bowl mix milk & peanut butter until smooth. Spread over crust. Bake 25-30 minutes or until set. Let cool and cut into bars.

Trucks
to all who hate us on the road if u have it a truck brought it must u always cut us off we cannt stop on a dime and if u blew a tire while cutting us off ur dead no ifs and or buts cuz we wouldnt be able to stop blind spots why must u drive alont side my tractor tires for miles u know what happends if one of them blows right through ur car guess what ur dead so the 1 sec u save by cuting us of not letting us over ridding in r blind spots really worth ur live and the kids u have in back seat

Checkout My Girl Erika's First Boxcover
Hey!!! So, this blog really has 2 points LOL! My girlie Erika Kane just got her Very First BoxCover with Homegrown, AND...guess who shot the scene? ME!!! LOL!!! So checkout my girl's handjob skills, and check out my skills BEHIND the camera :-) I'd love to hear your feedback :-)

Well It Is Official Now...
Well as of today, it is offical...I am once again a college student...guess from this point on I will be studying stuff of some sort...lol...just hope I can keep up! Light and Love Always, Paulette

No Freight
My wife, and I are stuck here in Paris, TX., sitting here waiting to get a load. We got unloaded yesterday morning, and we have been sitting since then. We found some WiFi to use down the street from the truck stop. Sitting between a Subway, and a Days Inn, both of which offer WiFi. We can't wait to get rolling again, when the wheels are not rolling, then no money is being made. I am still trying to learn everything on this site, but it's taking time. Well, nuff for now! Charles

Prison Are Full Of Childkillers
IM ON A ROLL TODAY DAMN IT .THERE WAS ANOTHER BABY MURDERED LAST NITE .WHY IN THE HELL SHOULD WE AS TAX PAYERS PAY TO HOUSE FEED AND CLOTH THESE ANIMALS ....... THEY MAKE MY STOMACH TURN .I GET SICK PHYSICALLY WHEN I HEAR ABOUT THIS .I THINK A BULLET TO THERE FREAKING HEAD IS TO GOOD FOR THEM ..... I THINK THIS COUNTRY IS LETTING THESE ANIMALS GET OUT OF PRISON TO EARLY AND I DO BELIEVE IF THEY HAVE MOLESTED A CHILD OR RAPED A WOMAN THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY TO DEAL WITH THEM I SAY WE PUT THEM ON A DESERTED ISLAND WITH NO FOOD AND SALT WATER .AND LET THEM GO AT IT WITH EACH OTHER . SOON I WOULD HOPE THERE WOULD BE NONE LEFT.DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE A CHILD MOLESTER LIVING NEXT DOOR TO YOU WATCH YOUR CHILDREN AND LOVE THEM WITH EVERTHING YOU HAVE .............IM SORRY IVE HAD THIS BOTTLED UP INSIDE FOR ALONG TIME AND NOW IM JUST PISSED .I WOULD BE THE FIRST TO PUT THE BULLET THROUGH THE ANIMALS HEAD IT WOULD BE SO EASY .....IF IN FACT YOU KNEW BEYOND A SHODOW OF DOUBT THAT WAS THE PE

Agent Smiths Family Pimpout
RockstarBy NickelbackBest Video Codes Just a little ol Bulletin from good old Agent Smith ,each and every one of these people are really awesome people to me,so iam asking that if you get chance Fan Rate and Add each of them,you wont be let down,they are all top notch friends and family,real quality people. I would also like to thank each and every one of my fu-friends for all the fun we have on this crazy site!!!! below are all the links to the awesome people,check them all out,it will be worth it trust Agent Smith ~MAGICKME~@ fubar †ŞħãĐØŴ† {owner of NBSD}@ fubar Wonder Woman@ fubar ~Tiger~Goddess~Lady~ ~Club F.a.r.~@ fubar tainted*kiss founder of NBSD@ fubar fatz THE EVICTOR(hotties r us)@ fubar

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THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

Unrequited
Unrequited I watch you from a place afar 'Cause there's so much you won't show I long to find out who you are And what it is you don't want me to know Darting from shadows to corners You stay hidden, like the night But leave a trail of intrigue and mystery That I long to bring to light Stuck in a maze you have created With barricades and walls No windows, only dusty doorways And spooky, darkened halls Webs, spun with false words Wrapped around the truth Circus mirrors allow a glimpse Of something--real or ruse? Booby-traps and dead-end doors I've given up the chase But then, somewhere, in the evening mist I see your haunting face You toss me bits and crumbs of you To keep me close behind But you keep on running, out of reach For love to never find One day I hope you'll stop the chase And when I 'round the bend I'll see That you've stopped and turned yourself around And surrendered unto me I'll take a moment, catch my breath Look deep int

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You Know Your Coven is Getting Old When... The ritual feast is pureed. Last Beltaine the coven decided it would be nice to go out to dinner to celebrate. The last time you tried to do a spiral dance your oxygen feeds got tangled. Viagra is kept in the coven supplies. The maiden of the coven is a grandmother. The ritual room is outfitted with defibrillators. The coveners drive their RV's to Scottsdale for Mabon. When you are at a festival you go to bed at sunset. It takes the whole coven to move the cauldron. The high priest still has a vendetta going against Richard Nixon. You find yourself using your pendulum over the stock pages in the newspaper. You tell an initiate that in your day you had to slog through five feet of snow uphill both ways when you did a Yule ritual. You drop your teeth in the ritual cup. At Samhain you see more of your coveners in the Wild Hunt than you do in circle. You put your athame in the chalice

Meets
YALL ON MY FREIND LIST iM HERE IN FLINT LOOKIN FOR SOME ONE TA CHAT UP AND MEET AND HANG OUT AND SEE WHERE SHIT GOES YA KNOW THATS WHAT THE NET IS FOR IS SO PEOPLE CAN MEET PEOPLE SO WHERES ALL THE REAL SINGLE WOMAN THAT WANNA CHAT AND HAVE SOME FUN

You Know You're A Witch When...
You Know You're a Witch When... 1. Your BOS has spots on the pages from spilled brews. 2. When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom? No, not the broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?" 3. Candle wax has dripped on your keyboard. 4. There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards than there are cereal boxes. 5. Friends know they can always give you candles and incense as a gift. 6. When watching old re-runs of Bewitched, you find you side with Samantha's mother Endora. 7. When travelling, stranger and stranger strangers tell you their problems. 8. You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line at the grocery store (well, I thought about it). 9. You ask for Halloween off, because it's a religious holiday. 10. You start answering the phone with "Merry Meet".

20 Ways Not To Get Invited Back To A Circle
20 Ways Not to Get Invited Back to a Circle 1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light saber noises. 2. Start skat-singing when chanting. 3. Take the ritual athame from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it. 4. When taking a sip of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment on it. 5. When doing the spiral dance, make a conga line. 6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!". 7. Call down the God with "Our father,who art in heaven..." 8. When chanting the names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names. 9. When being smudged, complain about second-hand smoke. 10. In a drumming circle, laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to "Wipe Out". 11. When in a skyclad circle, randomly point and laugh. 12. When the ritual wine goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more. 13. Invoke Satan. 14. Take out a

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Chicken Breasts with Spicy Honey-Orange Glaze A sweetly spicy sauce dresses up your chicken main dish for an easy weeknight dinner. Kids love it! Serve a salad alongside for a healthy meal. Serving: 6 Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Total Time: 20 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1/4 cup honey 2 tbsps frozen orange juice concentrate 1 tsp grated orange zest 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 tsp salt 1/8 tsp crushed red pepper flakes 6 boneless skinless chicken breast halves 1 tbsp margarine 1/2 tsp vegetable oil Garnish: green onion, chopped Garnish: fresh parsley, chopped DIRECTIONS: 1. In small bowl, combine honey with juice concentrate, orange zest, garlic, salt and red pepper flakes. 2. Rinse chicken with cold water and pat dry. Season lightly with salt. In large non-stick skillet, heat margarine and oil over medium-high heat. Add chicken and cook about 4 minutes, until seared. Turn chicken; cook another 4 minutes until just cooked through. 3. Pour honey mi

Top 10 Witchy Comebacks For Any Religious Activist Encounters
Top 10 Witchy comebacks for any Religious Activist Encounters 10. Sorry i really don't have time... I have to catch a different Plane (think about it if you don't get it right away) 9. Oh the circle on the floor... I play marbles alot. 8. (why are you wearing black?) I'm really a vampire but i use good sunblock. 7. All the herbs? I'm big on health food. 6. Oh i'm sorry, was i chanting you say? NO no, i was talking to my cat, i keep him in my purse.. 5. Is that a lizard tail growing, or are you just happy to see me? (ladies only LOL) 4. You know, I'd love to eat.. err uhh.. i mean MEET your children. *smile* 3. I hear you know of a sale on red and white striped socks? 2. what's the matter? you act like you've never seen a Pentagram on a Witch before. 1. OH oh... are you handing out those firestarter booklets again? can i have one i ran out and my house is really cold?

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Signs your child might be a witch Your child asks to use the broom to cleanse, I mean clean, their room. There is always a steak knife missing. Your smallest pan keeps disappearing and reappearing, and always smells like ashes and potpourri. All your candle holders are missing. They now enjoy going to the fabric store with you and they want thread, ribbon and cloth of every color of the rainbow. Their Christmas and Birthday wish lists consist of: a white or black full length bathrobe, blank journal books, window box herb gardens and a box of candles in assorted colors. You just figured out that every full or new moon your child asks to have 3 friends spend the night; and strangely they are very quiet all night. Your child now says "Merry Meet Again" every morning to you and whenever they leave they say "Merry Part". Your recipe cards are disappearing and when you do find them you can't make since of the recipe since it doesn't require any actual cooking. Your child

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PHILLY Three Pepper Quesadillas This recipe brought to you by Kraft. Serving: 30 Prep Time: 20 min minutes Cook Time: 10 min INGREDIENTS: 1 cup thin green pepper strips 1 cup thin red pepper strips 1 cup thin yellow pepper strips 1/2 cup thin onion slices 1/3 cup butter or margarine 1/2 tsp. ground cumin 1 pkg. (8 oz.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 pkg. (8 oz.) KRAFT Shredded Sharp Cheddar Cheese 10 TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Flour Tortillas 1 jar (16 oz.) TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Salsa DIRECTIONS: PREHEAT oven to 425 degrees F. Cook and stir peppers and onion in butter in large skillet on medium-high heat until crisp-tender. Stir in cumin. Drain, reserving liquid. BEAT cream cheese and Cheddar cheese with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. SPOON 2 Tbsp. cheese mixture onto each tortilla; top each evenly with pepper mixture. Fold tortillas in half; place on ungreased baking sheet. Brush with reserved liquid. BAKE

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Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Faire • The castle and village are made entirely of Legos. • Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to Cocker Spaniel leg. • Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest." • Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes. • The meade is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw. • Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of British Accents. • Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels. • You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge. • Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation. • Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off. • "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?" • Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!" • Jousting Crips & Bloods

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Chiang Mai Chicken This chicken dish has a great flavor of fresh ginger and the subtle spice of Tabasco. It does not require much cooking time and the result is delicious. Serving: 4 Prep Time: 25 minutes Cook Time: 25 minutes Total Time: 50 minutes INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 4 large boneless, skinless chicken breast halves, cut into bite-size pieces 1 medium red bell pepper, cored, seeded and cut into thin strips 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger 1 large garlic clove, minced 1/2 cup coconut milk 2 cup chicken broth or water 1/2 teaspoons Tabasco Brand Pepper Sauce 1 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon fresh chopped parsley or cilantro DIRECTIONS: 1. Heat oil in 12-inch skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken. Cook until well browned on all sides, stirring constantly. Remove chicken with slotted spoon and place on a plate. 2. Cook pepper strips, ginger and garlic in remaining tablespoon oil over medium heat for about 3 minutes. 3. Return chick

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Fifty Sure-Fire Ways to Tell If Your Next-Door Neighbor is a Pagan How many of the following does your neighbor exhibit? Never puts garbage out on the curb...I mean, recycling and compost are fine, but you can take it too far! You casually mention the moon's phase, and s/he replies with the exact number of days, hours, and minutes of rising, position on horizon, and current angle of declination. All the stray cats in the neighborhood congregate in her/his garden. A screech-owl has chosen the lamppost outside her/his house as it's favorite perch...just when it's getting warm outside at night and you want to sleep with your windows open. Doesn't mow down the weeds in his/her garden and lawn...in fact, it sort of looks like s/he's cultivating them! The abundance of black garments drying on the clothesline out back. Local kids whisper and stare as they pass his/her house, then start running if they spot movement in the house or yard. Nobody trick-or-treats at his/her do

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Coven Pecking Order Wonder what all those degrees and titles are for? Here's your answer! High Priest--Leaps buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and dictates policy to God. 3rd Degree Initiate--Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding buller, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks to God. 2nd Degree Initiate--Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is faster than a BB, more powerful than a railroad hand-car, walks on water in a swimming pool, and talks to God if a special request if approved. 1st Degree Initiate--Clears a small hut, loses the race with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God. Neophyte--Runs into small buildings, can recognize a locomotive two out of three times, frequently wets self with a water pistol, can do the doggy paddle,

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Circle Etiquette Never summon Anything you can't banish. Never put asafoetida on the rocks in the sweat lodge. Do not attempt to walk more than 10 paces while wearing all of your ritual jewelry, dream bags and crystals at the same time. When proposing to initiate someone, do not mention the Great Rite, leer, and say, "Hey, your trad or mine?" Never laugh at someone who is skyclad. They can see you, too. Never, ever set the Witch on fire. Looking at nifty pictures is not a valid path to mastering the ancient grimoires. Please read thoroughly and carefully from beginning to end so that your madness and gibberings will at least make some sense. A good grasp of ritual and ritual techniques are essential! In the event of a random impaling, or other accidental death amongst the participants, (see next rule) a quick thinker can improvise to ensure successful completion of the Rite. Make them another sacrifice, Demons like those. Watch where you wave the sh

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The Chocolate Ritual Materials required: On the altar there are brown candles, a Tootsie Roll (the great big one---as the athame), a large glass with milk in it (the chalice), a small dish of Nestle's Quik and a spoon, a small dish of chocolate sprinkles, a plate of cupcakes and some Yoo-Hoo along with a goblet. CLEANSE THE SACRED SPACE: (Take the small bowl of chocolate sprinkles) Chocolate sprinkles where thou art cast No calories in thy presence last. Let no fat adhere to me, And as I will So Mote It BE! (Take the small bowl of Nestle’s Quik and spoon) Nestle's Quik where thou art cast Turn this milk to chocolate, fast. Let all good things come to me, And make my milk all chocolatey! CAST THE CIRCLE (using a tootsie roll): CALL THE QUARTERS: Mousse of the East, Fluffy one! Great prince of the palace of dessert. Be present, we pray thee, And guard this circle from all moochers Approaching from the East. Fondue of the South,

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So you want to learn about Wicca. What should you look for in a teacher? What should you avoid? The best time to look for a teacher is after you have read or otherwise studied on your own for a while and formed a good idea of the direction you want to take. A good teacher can help you to increase the depth of your understanding. How do you recognise a good one? A responsible teacher will not accept a student who wants someone to mother him. The teacher's job is to help the student to develop, not to take over the student's life. Be sure you know why you want a teacher in the first place. A teacher should have a life and visible means of support other than teaching Craft. Many traditions forbid a teacher to profit materially from teaching. In these traditions a teacher is usually allowed to recover the direct costs of teaching. For example, if today's lesson is how to engrave a copper pentacle and the teacher bought some copper discs for the students it is reasonable that t

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Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I AM A MOUNTAIN DEW ADDICT 2.I AM VERY VERY SELF CONCIOUS 3.I TREASURE MY FRIENDS 4.I HAVE TO BOYS WHO HAVE DRIVEN ME TO FUBAR!..HE HE :) 5.I USED TO LOVE N.K.O.T.B!!!! 6.I'M A MOVIE FANATIC.....SCARY AND COMEDY MOST 7.I COLLECT SHOT GLASSES 8.I FALL EASILY (NOT PHYSICALLY) 9.TIGERS ARE MY FAVORITE FELINE 10. I LOVE TUACA BOMBS AND SMIRNOFF WATERMELON...:) OK GUYS I HOPE THIS HASN'T CHANGED THE WAY YOU LOVE ME! HE HE! I'M TAGGING DMAN1973 COWBOY ANYONE FALLEN EXCITABLE BOY STUBBS

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So, you want to start a coven... This is a good read for anyone considering forming a coven or group, or just examining your personal conceptions of power. Looking At Yourself Before you go a step further, take a good long look at your desires, motivation and skills. What role do you see yourself Playing in this new group? "ordinary" member? Democratic Facilitator? High Priestess? If the last -- why do you want The job? The title of High Priestess and Priestess are seductive, conjuring up exotic images of yourself in embroidered robes, a Silver crescent (or horned helm) on your brow, adoring celebrants hanging on every word which drops from your lips... Reality check. The robes will be stained with wine and candle wax soon enough, and not every word you speak is worth remembering. A coven leader's job is mostly hard work between Rituals and behind the scene. It is not always a good place to act out your fantasies, because the lives and well-being of others are involved

Red Flag Coven Tips
So you think you’ve found a coven that might be the right group for you. Great! Ideally, a coven will allow you to attend a few open meetings, in which you can observe the goings-on and meet all the members, without intruding upon the secrecy of any ceremonies or rites. After attending a series of open meetings – usually three – members of the coven will vote on whether or not membership should be offered to you. Remember, though, there are a few things you should watch out for in any prospective group. Members that don’t seem to get along with each other. If you have a group of eight people, and four of them are snarking at one another constantly, it may not be a coven you want to be a part of. They may be offering you membership in hopes that you’ll take sides, and you’ll find yourself caught in the middle of a squabble that existed before you even came along. Covens whose ideas strike you as silly or foolish. You want to be part of a coven, but if you think worshiping a pin

?open My Eyes?
I'm no grand standing dame, but I don't want to forget your name. Maybe you bring something out, that removes any clouds of doubt. My eyes start undressing you before you close the door it allows me to have nerves galore. Hopefully I'll meet someone else & I will never forget you my friend, I don't think you should have to feel like you got to help mend. Forget any thoughts of spending everyday sending nice vibes my way. Screwng in a broom closet or copy room, feeling every inch over and over again zooooooooom. You inspire me to do so much, when I sleep I can sense your touch. When I write the words just flow, I say whats inside and I already know. Then again if you just would we might find, more than we think is on our mind. Really nice and kind is how you've been in more than one way, you use to be there for me, you have showed me its opened my eyes today.

How Do I Find A Coven
First of all, you need to understand that there are many different types of groups. You’re not going to fit in with every one of them, and you’re not going to feel comfortable in every one of them. They’re not all going to feel comfortable with you. That’s part of life, and it’s part of the seeking process. Some groups may have a dynamic that just doesn’t work for you – if you’re a male Wiccan on a Celtic path, then an all-female Greek Reconstructionist group is not the place for you. Difficulty: Average Time Required: Varied Here's How: How do you find a coven in your area? We all have fantasies of being out and about, probably at the local Ren Faire or Ye Local Olde Witchy Shoppe, and we bump into a wise-looking soul with a giant pentacle around her neck, who promptly invites us to join her coven of the Ancient Ones. It’s not going to happen. However, what you can and should do is network with other Pagans. Get out to the places they congregate – bookstores, psychic fa

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You’ve found the coven that you think is right for you – in fact, they’re PERFECT!! -- and they’ve asked you to join. So now what do you do? Before you say yes, ask yourself the following: Can I fulfill the time commitment required of me? The coven may have some obligations that its members are expected to fulfill. Can you show up on time and prepared for meetings? Do you have the time and energy to devote to studying, reading, and learning whatever requirements are set for members? If your coven meets every Saturday, but that's the day your kids have soccer games, will you be forced to make a choice between your coven and your family? If you can't devote the required amount of time to this coven, it may not be wise to join just yet. Can I follow the coven’s rules? In many traditions, the secrets of the coven are oathbound and initiatory -- which means you can't go home and blab to your spouse about all the stuff you did in ritual. It's also not uncommon for a coven to require

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IT is so sad when you pick up a morning paper and this first thing you read about is a child being murdered..........where are the parents of these children or are they the ones murdering them . My heart breaks evertime i hear this . If the parents don't want these children why have them they do have such things called birth control.are adoption ..... I have been so blessed i have a child of my own and 2 that are not my mine but i love them just the same . And i would feel sorry for the person who hurt one of my children. My mom baby sat a child one time for that a little boy who was 4 years old and the mom came and picked the child up .just another day so we thought .My mom was an early riser so she thought it was kinda strange that the police was all over our neighbor hood that morning .The mother had let her so called boyfriend beat that little boy to death that nite .And what the hell did she do about it she didn't even call the police until it was to late .The little boy had ever

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02:16 AM CST on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 KHOU.com staff report Click on video for an update from 11 News reporter Shern-Min Chow The mother of a baby boy, whose body was found dumped near the Galveston Seawall last month, has been arrested by federal agents in New York. Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne confirmed to 11 News that Caren Kohberger was arrested by FBI agents Tuesday afternoon. A FBI spokeswoman said Kohberger was arrested after she was released from Bellevue Hospital’s mental ward Tuesday afternoon. She is being held in a New York City jail awaiting extradition back to Texas. Kohberger was wanted on charges that she handed her 3-month-old son over to the man who is accused of stomping the boy to death. Yenne filed endangerment charges against Kohberger last week. 11 NEWS Travis Mullis is charged with capital murder in the beating death of his baby son. The probable cause affidavit for the arrest warrant alleges that Kohberger han

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IS IT REALLY THERE? Distance can be such a terrible thing Bringing confusion and despair When I think of you all the time Wishing that I was there Wishing I could look into your eyes Look into your face and see you smile Wishing I could feel your touch Wishing I could hold you so much Your flesh beneath my fingers slowly setting off those little tingles Wishing I could kiss away even a mile of the distance I would spend all night so you would remember The feel of our love it was always so slow and tender But at this time Distance keeps us apart But it will never erase Your love from my heart So I close my eyes and atlas Your there Touching me Everywhere.

Death & Vd!
SOMETIMES…when I think of him…when I think about how different my life would be if he were still here…I can’t help but cry. Yeah it has been 8 years since he left…8 long years that has proven that life still goes on even if the ones we love so much can’t be here. Today is a day that makes me feel overwhelmed and crushed inside. I keep hoping as the years pass so will a little of the pain. The emptiness that umbrellas my day to day existence will ease. Yet here I am again hardly able to breathe as I remember him on the anniversary of his death. But I just can’t let the day pass without some sort of acknowledgment of what day it is. My little brother was 19 on 02/13/2000. He died of a heroine overdose. Yeah I know how horrific that sounds….believe me…it feels that way too. I will never ever forget that phone call from my mother when she explained to me that he was gone. His death still affects me in all sorts of ways. I miss him. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. He was one of those kid

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MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL . 'YES. YES, I DID.' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?' 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ARSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, . . . 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

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I've had no contact with my soon-to-be ex-husband in almost a year. I was glad to get away from him, and even happier when I moved back to my hometown and put a distance of almost 1000 miles between us. I still have quite a few friends that live near him, and recently it was brought to my attention that he's still running his mouth about me to anyone he thinks might listen. Thankfully, my friends all know him for the pathological liar that he is, so there wasn't much harm there. Now, however, he's decided to up the stakes. Apparently his myspace account has been hacked on more than one occasion, and for some reason, he assumes it was me. It most certainly was NOT... I have better things to do with my life than to even give him more than a passing thought, hoping the divorce will be final quickly. But, because he does think it was me, he has decided to threaten me in numerous ways in his blog. And he's crazy enough to actually try to make good on them. I'm almost tempted to go to myspac

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Yesterday was a beautiful day, sunny and warm. Today is overcast. Where did my sun go? I had dreams early in the morning that when I awoke, I thought that it was stuff that really happened. It was about friends and just talking to them and things that really could have happened. Are those dreams about the future and when you are in that moment you think to yourself "deja vu"? I wonder? I have so much cleaning to do. Since my knees have been hurting really bad from my dancing queen moves that I have not been doing any form of cleaning since! My kids don't seem to know how to clean up after themselves. They say they do but really, they don't and then blame each other. Hal Sparks is hilarious!!! I am listening to him on the radio. I love him. He is singing karaoke on the radio. LMAO Keep on Loving You is the song. I listen to Radio Alice in the morning, a station in S.F. with Sarah and No Name. Love them! Well, should get my butt in gear and stop rambling on ab

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21 REASONS WHY YOU LOVE YOUR SWEETHEART * I can be myself when I am with you. * Your idea of romance is dimlights, softmusic, and just the two of us. * Because you make me feel like,like, like I have never felt before. * I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked. * Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive * You and me together, we can make magic. * We're a perfect match. * Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling. * Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead. * You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going. * You are simply irresistible * I love you because you bring the best out of me. * Your terrific sense of humor * Everytime I look at you, my heart misses a beat * You're the one who holds the key to my heartkeyheart.gif * You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect). * You have taught me the true meaning of

2nd Story
My wife and I were over to our friend’s house for New Years. It had become a bit of a tradition for us since we got married. The wife was pregnant with twins and almost due, so it had been months for me without sex, unless you call jerking off sex. Well, as the night wore on I got chatting with a friend (Jane) of my mate’s wife (Michelle). At about 10 pm my wife turns to me and says she is tired and is heading to bed, so I kissed on the cheek and said goodnight. I went back to chatting with Jane and as the New Year came we kissed each other on the cheek and said happy New Year. At about 2 am there was just me Jane and Michelle awake. The other guys had passed out or gone to bed. Jane suggested a game of pool so we started playing, when Michelle said, “Let’s make it fun and play strip pool. For every ball you don’t sink you have to loose some clothing. I was a bit taken aback at first with the alcohol and the idea of seeing both them naked or at least partly naked, but I took cont

Tagged! Thanks Lewis... Lmao...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I absolutely LOVE to travel. 2. Sitting on a Greyhound for hours on end doesn't bother me because i love to meet new people and learn their stories. 3. Music is a passion for me... I'd go insane without it. 4. I usually can start and finish reading a novel in one afternoon. 5. i have a VERY high pain tolerance... i have 15 piercings and have done them all myself. 6. I talk to the moon sometimes because i believe that my father is sitting up there and can hear me. 7. I'm getting ready to move AGAIN... 8. I'm actually VERY shy... (yeah yeah... hard to believe huh? lol.) 9. I like to drink lemon juice..

Passing It Over
THE RULES ARE: you have to write a blog with 10 things weird,random, facts habits, etc. about you. then you get to choose who you want to tag next. * NO TAG BACKS * HA HA! 1)hockey consums most of our time 2)big time coffee junkie 3)I'm on this site way to much:) 4)I swear to much (this is my only bad habit) 5)Moody 6)Always doing something for the wife or kids 7)I'm canadian 8)Into big trucks 9)Having a hard time coming up with 10 things about me 10)happy that this is number 10:D I tag, Miss Shady ,russianfoxx,tastey flutee

"news Flash"
"News Flash" God Love Fairy Tales, all things told you to pacify you, keep you happy, they don't exsist, if good things happen to good people and the bad get what's coming to them then why isn't that so? This whole thing makes as much sense as why did the chicken cross the road. Folks I'm done. No use ranting, no use stating a case for a battle I won't win. There really is no grey area for me. Either I'm a nice guy or asshole right? Gardens, yup. Enough said on that. I am who you make me to be, if that's still not good enough then what about you makes you so unfitting for this equation? Katt said what about ya pussy keep attractin aint shit niggas, truest words on that subject, and even truer is although he may be your prince charming you may not be his cinderella cause guess what those aint your shoes. I'm tired of being that other nigga but more so when I am that nigga I get treated like the last nigga. You like me for me, so don't compare me I speak in metaphor so I can better e

Re: Afghans To Be Spied On Like The Rest Of Us
RE: Afghans To Be Spied On Like The Rest Of Us ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 13 Feb 2008, 15:38 Afghans To Be Spied On Like The Rest Of Us If it's good enough for the population of the so-called "free world" then it must be OK for the poor broken-backed bombed to smithereens peasants in Afghanistan - a big brother camera surveillance network to watch over them for their safety. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/021308_spied_on.htm

Grrrr
Living in the retarted dorms at college that i do...the internet is down..so ya..thats y im not on..so dont send me msgs bitching at me b/c im not here...get a life and get over it...haha nah just letting u ppl know the internets down..dunno when it will be back up..my college dont give a fuck about us ..or if we have online classes and can fail them b/c they dont wanna get off there lazy asses and fix the internet and I dont feel like walking all the way across campus in the cold and snow every day 5 times a day to do all this shit...but ya ..ill talk to yall when they finally decide to fix it ..

Five Students Win Terror Appeal
Five students win terror appeal The convictions of five young Muslim men jailed over extremist literature have been quashed by the Appeal Court. Freeing the men, the Lord Chief Justice said there was no proof of terrorist intent. The lawyer for one said they had been jailed for a "thought crime". A jury convicted the students in 2007 after hearing the men, of Bradford and Ilford, east London, became obsessed with jihadi websites and literature. The Home Office said it would study the judgement carefully. 'Serious threat' It said it understood the Crown Prosecution Service was considering whether to appeal against the ruling, which it must do within seven days. It added that the threat of terrorism remained serious and real and the government was committed to ensuring it had the strongest possible anti-terrorism legal framework. Young Muslim men before this judgement could have been prosecuted simply for simply looking at any material on the basis that

Make Me How You Will
What happens if I disagree, will you ultimately loathe me? I'm not requesting emotion I'm not that mean, nothing is what you expect isn't that just keen. I already told you that won't hurt me, I don't think you want to touch and see. Pressures ease on me when I think of one fleeting thrill, I can dream not like I'm committing a crime please make me how you will. I only want to come in out of the rain, so much I could lose its your hold I wish to gain.

Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I collect dvd's 2. I'm a lonely person 3. I love GOD 4. Never thought i would be where i am today 5. I had 2 surgeries in 2007 6. I was in the middle of the April 16th shootings at Virginia Tech 7. I've been borderline diabetic since 1990 8. I don't feel like anyone loves me 9. I love to laugh 10. Im a chosen care giver

A Wonderful Woman
Wonderful Women A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," hesays insistently.Up t o 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he

Tag You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Love Roast Beef & Carrot Sandwiches 2. My Fav Ice Cream Is Honeycomb Crunch 3. I Used To Be A Singer 4. I Love Classical Music 5. I Snore...lol (I live alone so who hears me) 6. I Love Working Nights 7. I have 15 brothers and Sisters 8. I love Working With PSP 9. I'm Alergic to Spider Venom, Pumpkin,Beans & Mushrooms 10. I have Aquaphobia I tagged....Jesse, Dalobo, The Vashti, Rutt and DJ Kink

-area 51- Support - Adding A Picture
Ok so you have added your name and now you want to add a picture....this is a little more complex then changing your name. However it is still very very simple if you follow this guide!! The first thing you are going to want to do is get a link for the picture you want to use. If you are already familiar with photobucket and have a picture there simply copy the "direct link" for the picture you want to use..And paste it in the field where it says picture...If i just confused you have no fear i am going to break it down here. This first step only applies to those who do not want to use photobucket and would much rather use a pic of theres off of fubar. The first thing you fubarians want to do is go to the picture you want to use....In my case it's my default. I right click on it and go down to properties and click properties... A new screen pops up....depending on what your using as a web browser you will see one of the following...In both examples you will copy the high

Warning Signs In Prospective Covens
So you think you’ve found a coven that might be the right group for you. Great! Ideally, a coven will allow you to attend a few open meetings, in which you can observe the goings-on and meet all the members, without intruding upon the secrecy of any ceremonies or rites. After attending a series of open meetings – usually three – members of the coven will vote on whether or not membership should be offered to you. Remember, though, there are a few things you should watch out for in any prospective group. * Members that don’t seem to get along with each other. If you have a group of eight people, and four of them are snarking at one another constantly, it may not be a coven you want to be a part of. They may be offering you membership in hopes that you’ll take sides, and you’ll find yourself caught in the middle of a squabble that existed before you even came along. Stay away. * Covens whose ideas strike you as silly or foolish. You want to be part of a coven, but if you think wors

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You’ve found the coven that you think is right for you – in fact, they’re PERFECT!! -- and they’ve asked you to join. So now what do you do? Before you say yes, ask yourself the following: Can I fulfill the time commitment required of me? The coven may have some obligations that its members are expected to fulfill. Can you show up on time and prepared for meetings? Do you have the time and energy to devote to studying, reading, and learning whatever requirements are set for members? If your coven meets every Saturday, but that's the day your kids have soccer games, will you be forced to make a choice between your coven and your family? If you can't devote the required amount of time to this coven, it may not be wise to join just yet. Can I follow the coven’s rules? In many traditions, the secrets of the coven are oathbound and initiatory -- which means you can't go home and blab to your spouse about all the stuff you did in ritual. It's also not uncommon for a coven to requir

Just To Let Ya Know.....
Ok so Im sittin here playing in the mumms like I usually am when Im in the Fu when this person starts rating my pics. I think nothing of it when all of a sudden said person shouts at me. I find it rather funny so I shout back my thoughts then he says a few rude things and then blocks me so I cannot reply...WTF?!?!? I don't know this person from Adam so WTF did I do wrong??? Just watch for this pissed off point whore, if he cannot rate your profile he may get pissy with you also. I guess he wants no friends on this site. BTW..he doesnt know Im alone, I keep my personal life personal and will lie to all involved even when I am seeing someone because of the drama people like to start with me. Ive had to learn this lesson and do this to protect my sanity. So, as far as everybody is concerned I am eternally single :D Said conversation is below for those that are interested... ~Always~ Evil CntryGoth

Ten Factoids You Need To Know About Paganism And Wicca
There's a lot of information out there on Wicca and Paganism, in books, on the Internet, and through local groups. But how much of it is accurate? How do you learn to separate the wheat from the chaff? The fact is, there are several basic things you should understand about Wicca and Paganism before you make the decision to join a new spiritual path. Let's eliminate some of the misconceptions and talk about actual facts... it will make your spiritual journey all the more valuable if you understand these issues from the beginning. 1. Yes, Even Wicca Has Rules Sure, a lot of people think that just because there's no Grand High Wiccan and Pagan Council that there must be all kinds of magical carnage going on. Truth is, there are some fairly standard guidelines followed by a number of different Pagan traditions. While they vary from one group to the next, it's a good idea to familiarize yourself with some of the concepts. Learn more about the rules of magic before you continue your stud

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IM_FINALLY_AINSIDER Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones@ fubarI still need 750,000 til Fu-King (Level 24)So i am putting together a Happy Hour Contest to try and get a little point boostCheck out blog for detailsHAPPY HOUR CONTESTHERE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HELPED ME LEVEL♥Cute face, thick waist♥ Fu owned by Basil@ fubarDaddys princess & Mama Bears lil one~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubarB£õõdý·Vèñõm (Member of Club F.A.R.)@ fubar~FAT SONNY~@ fubarWicked Bitch (Slave To Metal69Madness)@ fubarÐïñ]-[~Raven Lonewolf ♥s Phoenix Evenstar~Ka-tet of 45~þ£áñè§wå£kê®~Owner - Dark Tower@ fubar*~Ronja~**@ fubar*~Alice in Wonderland~*@ fubar

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008 It takes strength It takes strength to do what must be done when the work is unpleasant and uncomfortable. It takes strength to persist in the face of obstacles, when it would be much easier to simply give up. It takes strength to be polite to someone when that person has been rude to you. It takes strength to be truthful when a lie would be more convenient. It takes strength to build for the future. It takes strength to resist temptations and distractions. It takes strength to do what is right. It takes strength to make an effort when it would be easier to make up an excuse. It takes strength to do all these things. And all the while, these are the very things that build even more strength. Be truthful, do what you know is right, put forth effort when it is called for, persist, and the more you do so, the more easily you'll be able to do so. Exercise your strength, and you'll surely grow stronger, more capable, and successful in each

The Fubar Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

-area 51- Support -changing Your Name!
Ok, so your having problems at area 51? Below i will show you all you need to know to get involved in -Area 51-'s Chat: First the most frequently asked question..."How do I change my name" actually it usually doesnt come in that form it's usually something like "Whys my name bumpkincuddles" or something like that. The reason for this is your assigned a default name when you join...It's up to you to change it or keep it. So on with the instructions! So you have just joined the lounge and your name is ...lets say....Cuddlemuffin...(sorry for ya). Click on your name... In the following example i click my own name "**DJ** Faizon Once you have clicked on your name you will get this screen: This is where you can easily edit your name by clicking in the name field and deleting whats already there. After deleting add your new name and click ok.

Your Heart
Your heart is like some icy lake, On whose cold brink I stand; Oh, buckle on my spirit's skate, And lead, thou living saint, the way To where the ice is thin-- That it may break beneath my feet And let a lover in!

Wtf Is His Prob
wtf is up withn my crazy asshole ex. he thinks he can bully me into letting him see the baby we had together anytime he wants. i dont want him around cuz he disrespects me and treats me like its my fault he wigged out. he was in the loony bin and crashed his truck into a police cruiser while he was drunk. is it my fault he did that? fuck no. he was weird like that while i dated him. i got sick of him not helping me with the baby and making me spend all my money while he saved his. he was an idiot. anyhow he calls 10 times aday sometimes yelling at me and thinking ill give in but im not. he wants to see the baby but i dont him to cuz im afraid he'll take her away and wont bring her back. im also afraid he'll hurt her to gret back me. im being dead serious. i feel like he's gonna hurt me bad to get back me for leaving him. im not sorry i did. he a;so shows up at my mom's apt all the time wants to go through my stuff to see what dirt he can dig up on me. he also foll

One For The Girls
One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

Teacher Accused Of Duct-taping Boy To Desk
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A middle school teacher accused of using duct tape to bind a student to his desk was suspended for more than a week without pay for the alleged incident. The Duval County School Board voted on Tuesday to suspend Kasey Goodin for 10 days without pay. The school board made its decision after hearing the teacher's version of what happened inside the Kirby-Smith Middle School classroom, WJXT reported. The district said Goodin told investigators the taping incident was a joke. However, board members didn't think it was funny. "It's just not funny for a child to be taped, whether it's in jest or it's a disciplinary measure," said school board chair Betty Burney. In Goodin's written account of what happened in the classroom, the teacher said, "There was a light-hearted mood in the class as I walked to the supply closet and removed a roll of purple duct tape and a roll of masking tape … The class was laughing. I was laughing. The student was laughing."

4 Different Types Of Girls.. True Or False????
Someone had posted this, and I think it's messed up, but my question for all the players and real men out there....Is it true or false? 4 different types of girls: 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoes 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Hoes until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses his Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides

Wanna See My Nsfw Folders?
Well it's come to this... I've been checking to see who looks and rates which pics. I've noticed that I get half the rates I used to on my regular folders because everyone spends their time in the NSFW folders. That's cool, I'm glad you like looking at them. But I think it's only fair that if I give you a little something (namely T&A), you should give me something in return (namely rates). So for the time being, I have closed my NSFW folders because I'm tired of being fu-used. I'll open them back up when I feel like it. Until then, go rate the folders I have open now. You might learn something new about me! Go figure, I'm not all T&A. Thanks to all of you who rate my pics on a regular basis and are my real friends. To the rest of you, it's up to you when the folders get opened again. And trust me, you'll want them opened after the fun we're about to have tomorrow ;)

2/12/08 Tagged
Well apparently being tagged means I have to write down 10 weird things about myself hmmm Well 1) I bite my nails - gross but it must be done when I am stressed 2) I yell a lot .... don't be scared 3) ummm I crave attention but I am shy...go figure 4) I HATE HATE HATE to listen to Tom Petty 5) I turn bright red when embarassed 6) I hate talking on the phone 7) I love Love...love is a grand thing and I feel it quite openly 8) I am a doormat for people, I allow ppl to walk all over me, but I hide the fact that it happens, I am quite brave on the internet lol 9) I bite my lower lip when nervous or excited ;) and last I am an ice chewer...annoying to most people but honest I cannot help it.... ok now I am supposed to tag other people, but most because I am late have already done it soooo I am breaking that chain....don't you love me :)

Want To Own Me? Come Place Your Bids~!~!
Auction runs from Friday Feb.8th thru Feb. 22nd (7 pm pacific time/9 pm cst/10 est) Heres the link to bid on me This is what i have to offer~! Rate stash during HH Rate pics during HH Fu-Owned in name Fu-Owned by bidder's name in name Salute pictures: SFW Pimpouts: on page, in blog, in bulletins Add to family during "owned" time Top Friend during "owned" time Crush during "owned" time daily fu-gift daily comments keep you sh!tfaced Yahoo Messenger name tags of your name Pictures taken ONLY for them SFW 50 11s per day for 1 month(as long as i still have my VIP) Here are some of the things i can make (for you)

Thanks Drew.....not
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I gotta do another of these 'cause Drew tagged me so here goes 1. I listen to music every chance I get. My discman is the best thing I own :) 2. I sing along to most things (try anyways) 3. If I think no one's around, sometimes I sing out loud whilst walking around the streets 4. Sprained both my wrists 5 or 6 years ago. Now I can constantly crack them. 5. Crack my neck, back, knuckles, knee caps, elbows, ankles and right big toe too. Sickens people :D 6. My name on here is a band. I don't think some people know that 7. Still live at home, hence why my time on here varies 8. Out of work at the moment, he

Conspiracy
It is well established that by the end of the eighteenth century, the Illuminati had been effectively disbanded. Because of Freemasonry's inadvertent involvement and misuse by its founder, Adam Weishaupt, the legends of its continued existence (and influence) persist into the twentieth century. In the 1950s and 1960s, members of the John Birch Society made much of this 'shadow' organization, using it as an effective substitute for their anti-Semitism. Perhaps some of the confusion regarding the organization is due to the fact that over time, the word illuminati came to be used more expansively for many enthusiasts of Enlightenment, including but not limited to the followers of Emmanuel Swedenborg. Nevertheless, the Illuminati's connection with Freemasonry was date-specific (the late 1700s) and place-specific (what is now Germany); it had NO involvement in Freemasonry elsewhere despite fanciful claims. Even the oft-mentioned 'Proofs of A Conspiracy' written in 1797 by a Scottish profes

Nothing
Do I feel like it’s worth it? To live the life that I have? To go through the issues I have? The problems I face in my life? Do I feel like it’s worth it? Do I deserve to be where I am? Do I deserve better? Or worse? Do you? As a child, Neglected, beaten, Abused, unloved. As a teenager, Still… Neglected, Beaten, Abused, unloved. And… Blamed. As an adult, Always will be scarred. But the thing is… I have nothing, I am nothing. (C) Angel 2008

A Kiss
Antagonizing pleasure Placed upon my lips Where dreams come true In just one kiss Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy Closing the door on reality Not even the thickest iceberg Could melt the lust inside I shed my fears faster then my clothes The anticipation begins to unfold My heart begins to pound faster As you come closer Just one look from your eyes And I become hypnotized A river of sins, to which I concede Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me!! Your lips gently pressed against mine A silent submission of tongue intertwined My mouth tenderly pressed against yours My voice trembles as you start to explore Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine An erotic dance of passing time My heart’s racing as fast as yours My body’s craving for something more Starving and craving For an evening of erotic bliss Where dreams come true In just one kiss!!

My Dad
(I Miss You Dad) Dad...so many images come to mind whenever I speak your name; It seems without you in my life things have never been the same. What happened to those lazy days when I was just a child; When my life was consumed in you in your love, and in your smile. What happened to all those times when I always looked to you; No matter what happened in my life you could make my gray skies blue. Dad, some days I hear your voice and turn to see your face; Yet in my turning...it seems the sound has been erased. Dad, who will I turn to for answers when life does not make sense; Who will be there to hold me close when the pieces just don't fit. Oh, Dad, if I could turn back time and once more hear your voice; I'd tell you that out of all the dads you would still be my choice. Please always know I love you and no one can take your place; Years may come and go but your memory will never be erased. Today, Jesus, as You are listening in your home

Valentine Day
In all my years of having boyfriends or being married I never did care to celebrate this holiday. It is was too commercialized. Why should it be just one day a year to show someone how much you love them and why do they put a price on it. I have never been one to wear jewelry too often or perfume that smells like someone spread themselves in smelly flowers. It seems this year the advertisement are trying to make people who aren't with someone feel like crap. Or if you are with someone they want you to spend, spend, spend or you don't love them. I say next year no one buy into it. Do your Valentine shopping for next year this year on the 15th. When everything is 1/2 price. And yes every year I was with someone the bought me something for Valentine Day even though I don't celebrate it. And every year I wind up throwing away the card after a few days, I give away half the chocolate or I pawned off the jewelry because I would never wear it. The only time I didn't get rid of my

Perhaps
Perhaps I will write a quick story about Friday night after listening to the Sex Hypnosis CD to give you guys some insight on what it is all about and just how intense it can be sexually after being hypnotized.

Stop This Shit
I FOUND THIS CRAP IN MY BULLETIN BOARD THIS MORNING: AS YOU CAN SEE BY THIS COMMENT I LEFT: THAT THIS SHIT HAS NO PLACE HERE, THAT PERSON IS NO LONGER A FRIEND. TAKE A HINT PEOPLE READ WHAT I SAID. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT CLICK HERE!!! BTW DON'T SHOUT ME LINKS TO LOUNGES OR OTHER BULLSHIT=AUTOMATIC BLOCK NUFF SAID

Own Me!!!
[ fubar.com photo: 3462628337 ] > Own me 1)add to top friends 2)own by in name for a two weeks 3)a gift each day for a two weeks 4)comment each day for two weeks 5)add to yahoo 6)cam section for one hour(sfw or depending on party) 7)30 mins phone call(sfw or depending on party) 8)personal dj for a hour 9)two salutes of your choice 10)Rate all pics 11)BIG SURPISE!! if give a blast or vip 1)two hours on cam 2)hour phone call 3)big pimpin gift 4)rate everything on your page 5)rate all your family

~guys Rules~how True Is This??
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story . (I must admit , it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side . Now here are the rules from the male side . These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up , put it down. We need it up , you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no , we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one : Subtle hints do not work ! Strong hints do not work ! Obvious hints do not work ! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to alm

I Can’t Handle The Pressures Of Fubar Anymore
I can say with ease, that there is maybe no one, in all of Fubar, who receives the amount of scrutiny that I do. If I blog about girls, I am a sexist pig. If I blog about my son, I am doing it for good P.R. Despite all of that, the one thing you'd never hear me say is, "I can't handle the pressure of fubar." Are you fucking kidding me? Over and over again I see people threatening to delete their page because of the high school antics, the fighting, and their in ability to get off the site. Being childish and stupid is one of the best parts of being here. We have to be serious all day for our normal lives. I compare being on here to being drunk. Here we say and do things that we normally wouldn't do because we are protected by being on-line. Just like you can ride the excuse that you might of had TEE MANY MARTOONIES If you can't walk away from here...you have bigger problems than this site. You are bored, and Fubar is all you have to fill it. Get a fucking hobby, download

Shamrock N' Roll Show 2008- Get Your Tickets!
Shamrock N' Roll Show Saturday, March 15th Doors at 7:30 PM Show time: 8:00PM till 1PM Presale tickets: $7.00 Door: $10.00 ALL AGES!!! Place: Romers Entertainment Center Address: 118 E. Main St Greenville, OH 45331 MAP IT- http://www.romerscatering.com/images/greenvillemap.jpg Appearing; Goodnight LA- http://www.myspace.com/goodnightla July For Kings- http://www.myspace.com/julyforkings Small Town Sleeper- http://www.myspace.com/smalltownsleeper Suikoden- http://www.myspace.com/suikodenrocks Teays Vein- http://www.myspace.com/teaysvein SPECIAL DOOR PRIZE GIVEAWAYS THROUGH OUT THE SHOW!!! -Including CD's and T Shirts from Victory Records artists. - Gift Certificates for Broadway Joe's Coffee house and other local businesses. - Free swag from ShamRock n' Roll Featured bands -And More!!! Party people looking for THE EVENT for St Pattys day 2008! BROUGHT TO YOU BY Darke Wave Tattoo www.darkewavetattoo.com/center> 114

Honest......
Well I can't post this on Myspace cuz as always they are fucking up. No suprise I guess. Thats probably why I like this sight better anyway. It never seems to fail me how some people can be with some one for years and then cheat so easily. My boss and I are on another site and stuff, and a friend of mine finds me and her. He doesn't know anything about my boss at all, but starts talking to her. It starts out all nice and friendly like hey I am sorry you gotta work with Jess, blah blah blah. Then he starts asking her about hooking up. She is married, and so is he. He has a wonderful wife and daughter who I like a lot. Not to mention my boss is married also, and would never think about cheating on his wife. Now my problem is this. This guy has been my friend for almost 12 years now, I know what he is like. Should I tell his wife what happened, or just let it be and keep out of it. I don't want to lose my friendship with him, but I hate to see him hurt this girl either.

I've Been Gone Too Long
Hi folks, If you haven't been getting replies and comments and ratings from me it's because I have a new job and I don't get on the computer at home too much. I am away quite a bit now and am only home for about a day and a half each week. So you can see how that makes it hard to socialize much. Plus all the computers at work are on a dedicated server with no outside access due to the propriatary information that are stored on them. So don't think I'm ignoring you all, I truly miss my friend here and I will get on when I can. I hope you all have a great year and I'll be talking to you soon

I'm Not Going To Be On Much Any More
There are several reasons, but first and foremost, I'm spending WAY too much time on these sites and it does NOTHING for me in real life. If anything, it's only an aggravating test of my patience half the time. I can't post mumms and I refuse to get them reinstated, I've been banned from a lounge just for being my usual sarcastic self and I refuse to even enter a lounge again (you invite me, I block you), and there are other issues I'm sure the admin is tired of hearing. Bright Eyed Artist put it so well in her blog http://fubar.com/blog/84553/704000 . Anyway, nothing personal, but I have other things to do.

My Mom..
Miss you Bad Mom... I lay here at night . wondering and wishing how my Mom is doing in heaven without me. Just wondering and thinking about the things she can see. I miss her down here.. I think back sometimes on the way that we used to be there wasnt a person in this world that could seperate us. I loved her dearly and she loved me the same. I cry so much when I think of her and I feel so horrible for it because I know its not fair to sit here and wish she would have never left when all she felt was pain and suffering. But I cant help but feel this way because Im down here now feeling this hurt and this pain because I no longer have the light of my world....my guardian angel...my rock. I have gone through alot in my last year of life but the hardest was definetly losing my Mom. Watching her slowly get worse and worse was like me waiting for a someone to stab me in my heart slowly watching them come closer and closer each day. It was the worst pain in the world the day I heard them

Sex Cds
By the way... I bought my husband the latest CD for HOT SEX and I will have it playing for both my husband and I on Friday night when we go to bed. The past CDs we have listened to have really enhanced our sexual experiences and we were able to create some fantastic fantasies during it all and it was so real. We just tore each other apart on those nights we listen to the CDs. I am a firm believer in hypnosis and have used the CDs to improve my overall life. I cannot wait till Friday night. Check the front of my profile and click on the link to find out more about these SEX CDs.

Way Out Of Focus
My heart is heavy Heavy with the weight of A dying love The beauty I see Pierces the skin But the pain I feel Pierces the soul The distance I’d walk for you Couldn’t be measured in states Who would have thought The love you have for me Can be measured in weight I stand before you as a man In love And I ask you to Get past the exterior size To see what’s inside Don’t love my body Love what I embody The man I am The essences of you To skim the surface You’d miss the center Never getting to see the big picture Portrait of a life time of love Limitless supply of what happiness is made of You’re drifting away And the thought of you Escaping the horizon Scares me Tyrrie, tyrrie@gmail.com

Passionate Kiss
As I passionately kiss you Moving your tongue aside With mine I can’t help but Feel as though We merged I imagine With no boundaries A field of tall grass We run through Butterflies flying about The air is warm Makes your skin warm Warm to the touch I fondle you Becoming familiar with each and every curve Of your landscape I escape to a place where Only you and I exist No family No friends Only you and I You whisper in my ear Words of things to come My cup runnth over with anticipation This moment right here Is what memories are made of Shhh Can you hear that The beating of my heart That’s the footsteps of love Its coming The question is Do you have a place for it Tyrrie, tyrrie@gmail.com

Horny
Mike was my hero....my brother.....my friend.....my drinking buddy.....someone I could have always bum a cigarette from.....make fun of people with.....get stuff off my chest with.....get piggy-back rides from.....talk politics with.....cuss out for no reason.....hug...kiss....swing at.....throw stuff at......hit.......give beer to...get beer from......talk about anything and everything with, happy or sad, smiling or crying.......Mike was a special person to me, all the many, many years....a decade almost! I loved him! And I will miss him for the rest of my life. Mike "horny the clown" Hunt - you were one of the best guys a girl could have ever known.

Women Who Smoke
I look at smoking as art in motion, a very unique, sensual and seductive habbit to have and i find it really sexy when a woman smokes. Just watching her style of inhale, exhaling and enjoying it all is a real turn on for me. I love it when the woman can blow it in my face as well. Does anybody else feel this way? Or want to smoke for me?

10 Random Things About Me...
Ok...so I've been tagged, usually I don't do these things much..but..what the heck, I said I'd at least fill out 10 things..lol..;) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Nobody every guesses my middle name. 2. I like to be nekked around the house in good weather. 3. I am a vinyl junkie (albums...ya know old 33's?..not vinyl like I wear plastic chaps and face masks..lol). 4. I used to have red-rat snake (Damian..he was a smart-cool lil' guy), he ran away when I was having to shack at my pop's place for a brief spell whilst separated from my ex. 5. I had two emperor scorpions (Sinbad & Mean Mr. Meat)...sigh..they both perished -- does anybody know where to find 'pet bo

Ty To All
> JUST ONE BIG HUGE TY TO ALL THAT HELPED ME GET THE SPOTLITE, BY SENDING THOSE FUBUX THE RATES AND THE COMMENT IT ALL HELPED ME GREATLY SO TY EVERYONE.. RATE FAN GIVE THEM LOVES LOADS OF IT.. ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Keeper@ fubar Ms. Mona Doll@ fubar Steve ~*~Club F.A.R. ~*~@ fubar Bondage Barbie~Property of Fetish Girl Shasta~Member:Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls@ fubar Agent #25 ❤ *david's r/l wife*@ fubar Mysti-Poo(Please read About-Me) Pat M'Groin's right hand woman!@ fubar Johnny Price * Fu-Hubby of Hotpantz76*Owned by Freak!@ fubar CLUB FAR MEMBER in training@ fubar Irish Juggalo ~*~*R/F/A~

A Bad Trip
you said i said . im so sorry i dont know what the fuck is wrong with me its not fair to you im sooo sorry i have all this shit lost inside me i want to be able to give you everything but i dont know how I AM A PERSON i need things that nobody is willing or able to give me. blood falls with the weight of a billion salty tears as i sit in the darkness just me and all my fears

The Weather Repost For The Next Few Days Here!
Local Text Forecast for Buena Vista, GA Weather for your life Feb 13 Today Windy. A few showers this morning with partly cloudy skies during the afternoon hours. High near 50F. Winds WNW at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Feb 13 Tonight Mostly clear. Low 28F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph. Feb 14 Tomorrow Sunny skies. High 62F. Winds light and variable. Feb 14 Tomorrow night A mostly clear sky. Low 32F. Winds light and variable. Feb 15 Friday Times of sun and clouds. Highs in the low 70s and lows in the mid 40s. Feb 16 Saturday Mostly cloudy. Highs in the upper 60s and lows in the upper 40s. Feb 17 Sunday Occasional showers possible. Highs in the upper 60s and lows in the mid 40s. Feb 18 Monday Times of sun and clouds. Highs in the low 50s and lows in the low 30s. Feb 19 Tuesday Sunshine. Highs in the upper 50s and lows in the mid 30s. Feb 20 Wednesday Mainly sunny. Highs in the low 60s and lows in the mid 30s. Feb 21 Thursday A few clouds. Highs

Yet More!.............
A former pawn shop owner was sentenced to life in prison on Friday for the killing of his estranged wife and shooting of the judge who handled their bitter divorce. ADVERTISEMENT Darren Mack, 46, will be eligible for parole after 36 years. Mack pleaded guilty in November to first-degree murder in the June 2006 stabbing death of his wife, Charla, and entered an Alford plea to a charge of attempted murder of Washoe Family Court Judge Chuck Weller. Mack admitted in court that he shot Weller through a courthouse window the day he killed his wife but invoked the Alford plea, in which a defendant acknowledges there is enough evidence for a conviction without admitting guilt. Weller has recovered from his wounds. District Judge Douglas Herndon followed the recommendations of a plea deal by sentencing Mack to life in prison with the possibility of parole after 20 years on the murder charge. The judge upheld the recommendation of Special Prosecutor Christopher Lalli by sentencing M

Can't Someone Do Something? More!
CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A white woman pleaded guilty to a hate crime and other charges Thursday in the kidnapping and torture of a black woman who authorities say was held captive for days last summer. ADVERTISEMENT Authorities say Karen Burton's crimes include stabbing Megan Williams in the ankle while saying, "This is what we do to n------ down here." She is the third in a group of seven people charged to plead guilty in the case, and the only one charged with a hate crime. Burton does not remember much of the abuses against Williams, but she does not deny them, her lawyer Betty Gregory said. Burton, 46, of Chapmanville, pleaded guilty in Logan County Circuit Court to malicious wounding, assault and violating Williams' civil rights, Gregory said. Burton faces up to 30 years in prison at sentencing, set for March 3. Logan County Prosecuting Attorney Brian Abraham said he agreed to dismiss a kidnapping count that carries a maximum life sentence. Prosecutors say Williams, 20

Yet Even More!
JACKSON, Miss. - A one-time suspect in the 1992 rape and murder of a 3-year-old child has been charged with the crime, more than a decade after another man was convicted in the shocking case. ADVERTISEMENT Attorney General Jim Hood said Justin Albert Johnson, 51, faces charges of capital murder and sexual battery on a child under the age of 14. Johnson was arraigned Tuesday, pleaded not guilty and was being held without bond. It was not immediately clear if he had obtained an attorney. Kennedy Brewer was convicted of capital murder and sentenced to death in 1995 for the crime. He spent well over a decade in various prisons and jails, including death row. The slaying of Christine Jackson was a "sickening case" in which the girl was taken from her home in the middle of the night, raped and brutally strangled, Hood said. The child was the daughter of Brewer's girlfriend. She disappeared from their home on May 2, 1992, said Vanessa Potkin, a staff attorney with the New York

Humm.. Snow Days
ok, so it has been snowing all week and I really hate snow, but that is besides the point. I'm in my last semester of college for my associates degree and I was really sick last weekend and planned on skipping monday but got lucky I suppose and the campus was closed cause of all the white stuff. So here it is, wednesday and the campus is closed again today, luckly no statistics class tonight, now I'm getting bored and restless and want to go do something but REALLY hate snow... oh well.. atleast I have good music and some kewl friends to chat with.

And Another!
dit for all the injuries Nixzaliz Santiago inflicted?" the attorney asked a detective earlier this week in a cross-examination met with a barrage of objections by prosecutors. During earlier testimony by another detective about the crime scene, the defense sought to emphasize an odd piece of evidence: a tiny jar containing a murky, brownish substance, discovered on a messy bedroom dresser. Investigators have said the substance appeared to be human tissue, which the mother claimed to have been given by the hospital after she had a miscarriage. "It was explained to me that it was a fetus," the NYPD investigator said. Speaking to reporters, Schwartz called that "bombshell" testimony that supported the theory that a demented Nixzaliz Santiago had preserved the medical remnants of a recent miscarriage. The mother "blamed Nixzmary for the death of her (unborn) child," he said, and suggested she avenged the death with the fatal beating. Schwartz's brash approach has at times raise

And More????????
WASHINGTON - A woman found in her home with the decomposing bodies of her four daughters will remain in custody while a grand jury investigates, a judge ruled Monday. ADVERTISEMENT Superior Court Judge Frederick Weisberg found probable cause to order 33-year-old Banita Jacks to remain held on murder charges. The bodies of the girls, ages 5 to 16, were found Jan. 9 when U.S. marshals served an eviction notice at the family's apartment in southeast Washington. The medical examiner's office has said there is evidence that the oldest girl had been stabbed and that the other three girls had markings on their necks and other signs of trauma. Police detective Mitchell A. Credle testified that Jacks told investigators she did not want her oldest daughter to be a bad influence on her other children. Credle testified that Jacks told investigators she had had two physical fights with Brittany and had called the girl "Jezebel." Jacks also told police the girls were possessed by demons

Even More.......abuse!!!!!!!!
DAYTON, Ohio - A judge declared a mistrial Monday in the case of woman accused of killing her month-old daughter by burning her in a microwave, finding that new defense witnesses bolster her claim that she is innocent. ADVERTISEMENT Judge John Kessler made the decision after hearing testimony privately from a juvenile who said he was at the apartment complex of defendant China Arnold on the night her infant died in August 2005. The judge did not give details about the juvenile's testimony. Arnold, 27, showed little emotion when the judge announced his decision but appeared sad as she walked out of the courtroom and was returned to jail. Family members in the courtroom had no audible reaction but hugged one another in the hall as they were leaving. Testimony was complete in the trial, and it had been on the verge of going to the jury. Kessler continued a gag order in the case, so neither prosecutors nor defense attorneys would comment. The judge had also heard testimony fro

More Abuse........
OXNARD, Calif. - A 15-year-old boy was shot and wounded in a junior high school computer lab Tuesday and another eighth-grader was taken into custody, authorities said. ADVERTISEMENT Worried parents gathered outside the 1,150-student E.O. Green Junior High School, which was locked down. Students were released classroom by classroom. The wounded boy had improved since arriving at St. John's Regional Medical Center in extremely serious condition, police spokesman David Keith said. "We are guardedly optimistic he will make a recovery," he said. The 14-year-old suspect was being booked for investigation of attempted murder, Oxnard Police Chief John Crombach said. The shooting occurred near the end of the first period, during an English class that had moved from a classroom to the computer lab, said Jerry Dannenberg, superintendent of the Hueneme School District. Dannenberg said 22 other students were in the lab at the time. The one-story campus, which includes grades six

Another Abuse!
MINNEAPOLIS - A woman beat her cousin's 4-year-old son to death while two of her own children held him down and a third watched, all because the boy soiled his pants, a prosecutor said Tuesday. ADVERTISEMENT Carla Cherisse Poole, 37, is charged with second-degree intentional murder in the death of Demond Keith Reed, whose body was found wrapped in plastic and stuffed in a canvas bag during a police search of her home Sunday. Poole "brutally beat him in front of three of her own children," Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman told reporters. He said she lied to police, telling them the boy had been abducted. According to the criminal complaint, Poole's 6-year-old son told police Poole had told him and her 4-year-old child to hold Demond down by the arms while she beat him. "The death of Demond is tragic in itself. Having that death and beating observed by a 4-year-old, a 6-year-old and an 11-year-old just compounds the tragedy," Freeman said. Prosecutors were looking in

Abuse Stories Ffor Oday On Yahoo! Sick!
Coroner identifies body of infant as a black female The infant found dead in a rain drainage ditch Monday morning in Opelika, Ala., was a black female, Lee County Coroner Bill Harris said. The child was found near the Tree Top Apartment Complex on Birmingham Highway, behind the 200 Building, and pronounced dead at approximately 9:45 a.m. The age of the child has not been released. The body was transported to the Medical Examiner's Office in Montgomery to determine the cause of death. The case remains under investigation.

Wed. Feb. 13
Lots to do today... meetings, fundraising, and more. My husband and I will be sharing our V day gifts on Friday since both of us are working tomorrow night. Oh ... is he ever going to get on Friday night!!!!

My "want A Happy Hour" Bulletin
WANT_A _HAPPY_HOURI am doing my second Happy Hour Contest since my first one was a great successLike the last one all you do is contact me at the link below, and send me the link of a S.F.W. picture that i can Save and upload to the contest folder, My last contest i had 30 people i would love more this time around...As Before the contest is First to 50,000 comments will get a Happy hour.Of course you can bomb yourself, have friends bomb you, if you are apart of a family they may bomb you...PLEASE NOTE:To ensure that this doesn't last forever there will be a ending date, note if by this closing date no one has gotten the 50,000 comments required NO HAPPY HOUR will be given outStart DateFebruary 29nd9 PM cst/ 10 PM est7 PM Fubar TimeEnd DateApril 11th9 PM cst/ 10 PM est7 PM Fubar TimePlease Note:Once the folder is opened you are responsible for getting your own picture link to your picture to get people to comment your contest entry Any QuestionsClick Here To SendMe a Private Msg Click H

Mini Rant
why the FUCK do we have class today?! seriously!!! there's ice on everything! every pathway is icey, even the snow is covered in ice (even tho there is that satisfying crunch when u walk on it). but there are a lot of mini hills on the way to my first class and to avoid them all, i had to walk in the snow. i would understand if the walk ways were clear of ice, and then i would have to get to class, but they're not! so this is kind of ridiculous. my running shoes apperantly have no traction on the ice so i have almost slipped multiple times. plus it's raining. so guess who is soaked. i have a paper to do that's due today, and writer's block that's unbelieveable. thankfully my german teacher (who lives in town) decided to cancel for today. WHY CANT MY OTHER TEACHERS DO THE SAME?! i cant even begin to tell you how many people i have seen slip and catch themselves, me included. and the black ice unfer the puddles of water? NOT FUN! i am really not happy, i am the opposi

Finally
Well folks. It's taken a lot of work to get here. I was running this blog at a local Killeen site, and they said I was too controversial in my words & rants. Fuck'em I say. You can't be the 1st Amendment. There is lots of stuff people doesn't even know. Legal stuff, stuff people don't want known about life in Killeen, and all the posers. Peace to ya'll. Enjoy my writings.

Your Face
I see your face in every thought I have I know what my heart tells me I know the feelings I have can't be wrong For I have never felt this way before you Men have come, men have gone, But you have decided to stay to love me For who i am today You don't know what that means to me, The feelings i have inside for you Just can't be wrong. What we have can't compare For i love you and you love me Without seeing each other face to face You came into my life so unexpectedly It is there i want you to stay I never want to give you up Never want you to go I need your love as you need mine To lose you now would tear me apart For all i am, please take care of the Heart that has been given to you Hold it dear as a newborn child It is that fragile, For you mean the world to me That tells me that this love can't be wrong

*cries* I Killed The Car...
I was driving to go get Jake to go to school this morning... not but 2 or more hours ago, when I swerved off the road because of some slush and hit a small but very resisted tree. The car was then in a ditch hugging a small tree with its severely damaged front end. Me trembling inside it with only a slight pain in my right side chest... probably cause of the seat belt. I get out of the car and burst into tears and try to start to think of what I had to do next, first thought "call mom". second thought "what the fuck my phone is plugged in the charger at home". Third thought "why me". Fourth "How am I suppose to tell Jake?" Fifth thought "I crashed the car... Oh my god, what do I do!?" Mind you these all were in a very quick one right after to each other. I'm still shaken... .....why me?

Valentine's Day Truths....
Tomorrow is Valentine's day, and once more I feel compelled to state the truths behind the holiday. 1) Valentine's day was not celebrated until businesses figured out there was no holiday between Christmas and Memorial day... So they decided to create one. 2) Valentine's day is that wonderful holiday when you are forced to go out and buy someone you love some expensive gift to prove your love. It dont matter that you have put up with their quirks, moods, insecurities, and all that other crap one deals with in a relationship, now you got to shell out cash. 3) Valentine's day is a holiday that puts conditions on unconditional love. 4) Valentine's day is also the day that is used to show people how you really think about them* 5) Valentine's day is just one more excuse to shell out cash in order to buy someone's affection. Finally, since it is expected for men to use cash in order to prove their devotion, why not carry it one step further, guys, just buy a mail order

Sleepless...
wakeful, sleepless in the night thoughts of you keeping my body warm my skin heated to the touch nip, bite, kiss, lick warmth of breath on my neck pressing from behind me pulling me near pressing back and wanting more i move my fingers over my chest pausing to circle as i lay wishing it were your hand feeling the touch i've never felt from that distance not so far knowing that someday i may wake to you the caress of your fingers on my breast i cup my palm, adjusting and weighing feeling the density of my own flesh the hardness of my nipples, yearning for you a sigh escapes as i flick the bud hearing your voice in my ear your fingertips, now, pinch my nipple my fantasy flows like warm water over my senses my back arches in pleasure, wanting more needing your touch another quiet cry from my throat desiring you yearning for you my knee rises, legs spreading my fingers travel down taking your imagined touch lower over my belly flitting over my

Word-play
This is one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: ! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you

Tag, You Are It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate going to funerals 2. I could eat chocolate 24/7 3. I am afraid of flying 4. I am claustrophobic 5. My first job was a waitress at 16 6. I can't swim/afraid of water 7. I love making people laugh 8. i hate people who lie to me 9. I used to teach clogging & square dancing 10. I have been married 3 times (twice to the same idiot) i'm not tagging anyone,but if you want to play along,thats fine.