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Understanding...
i really dont understand it. Why is it, that when you have nothing left to hold on to. The whole world turns their back against you. I moved to Florida with the intentions of my life becoming something much greater than it was. And since i've been here. The world has smacked me in the face. And turned their back. My only true friend here is my mother and my boss. They are the only ones i can truly talk to. All my "friends" from high school, they dont even care if i still exsist. I tried to keep in touch, but obviously i wasnt important enough to them to call me back or come by and see me. I just hate it. The one person that was always there for me is my only TRUE best friend and she lives 2,000 miles away from me now. I really dont know how to handle all of this anymore....
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Goodbye And Thank You
It is my time to depart. I have had the time of my life here and I have made a best friend who I wish the best of luck to in his future endeavors...and hopefully he will stay in touch with me always. It's friends like him that made it easy for me to deal with the drama of this site and laugh it off. But now it's time for me to let go and grow into myself. For those that know me, I love you all and wish you nothing but the best. I thank u for sharing this journey with me...Good Luck!
The Penis Wants A Raise.....lmao
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE* I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labor. 2.------- I work at great depths. 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.--------I work in a damp environment. 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7.------- I work in high temperatures. 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. Reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take init iative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to star
Leaving Today
OK, THIS IS GONNA BE MY LAST BLOG FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS! WOW...FEW THINGS... IF YOU NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME, TALK TO MY AMAZING BOYFRIEND. HIS NAME IS SYN AND HE'S ALL OVER MY PAGE, SO FINDING HIM WON'T BE HARD. IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE TO YOU WHILE I'M AWAY, SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND SYN WILL GET IT TO ME. FOR ALL THE PETTY BITCHES WHO THINK THEY CAN HAVE MY MAN, FUCK OFF AND DIE. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, NEVER WILL. GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. WE HAVE, SO LET US BE HAPPY AND STOP THE DRAMA! (NONE OF US ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL) TO ALL OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS, AND I HOPE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU ARE IN MY HEART ALWAYS AND I LOVE YOU ALL VERY VERY MUCH! TO EVERYONE ELSE, I'LL SEE YA WHEN I GET BACK! MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!!
This Song Kicks Ass
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Attention Pitbull Mafia!!!
Ok for the time being everyone please no more bombing!!! We want to see all of you on MzMic rating her pics and stash till you all max out... MzMic is trying to godfather and she has helped us bomb so many times and has given this family alot so with respect and love I want you all to do the same... Perky agrees with me on this gang so let's do it!!! ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Sisters4Life@ fubar
My Fave Song Well One Of Them. :)
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30 Years Of Marriage
After 30 years of marriage, this couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" I found the remote," he mumbled.
Deer Camp
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.' The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.' The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They
9 Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and har
Love Me Dead
in honour of the release of Ludo's new album "You're Awful, I Love You" i shall post the lyrics to Love Me Dead Love me cancerously Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea. 'High-maintenance' means You're a gluttonous queen Narcissistic and mean. Kill me romantically Fill my soul with vomit Then ask me for a piece of gum. Bitter and dumb You're my sugarplum. You're awful, I love you! CHORUS She moves through moonbeams slowly She knows just how to hold me And when her edges soften Her body is my coffin I know she drains me slowly She wears me down to bones in bed Must be the sign on my head That says, oh... Love me dead! Love me dead! You're a faith-healer on T.V. You're an office park without any trees Corporate and cold Gushing for gold Leave me alone. You suck so passionately You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature finger-bangin' my heart You call me up drunk Does the fun ever start? You're hideous and sexy! REPEAT CHORUS Must be the sign
2 Tough Questions........
2 tough questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion. Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for
Helen Hayes
"Age is not important unless you're a cheese."
Fubar's Place To Political Debate
Jump right in and debate with people from all wave lengths of the political spectrum. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! PLEASE REPOST We must fill the Internet with a Demand for the RELEASE of the 84 Pentagon 911 Tapes. We need a full court Blitz of the Internet, gang. You can use some of the stuff from below or just add your own stuff. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! So What Is The Pentagon Covering Up About The 911 Chash? The 911 Pentagon Tape Witholding is a Conspiracy Fact ! There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the 911 Pentagon tapes would have been released almost 5 years ago. Unbelievable the Bush sheep like followers don't want to see what was on the 911 Pentagon tapes. Now if this had happened under President Gore the Republicans would be demanding the tapes. There is a cover up and
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People Approach Me & Then I Get The Boot?
I'm tellin ya'll this manic SNM individual decided to approach me & then after we chatted alot he mainly was the one who initiated it all too, I only responded. I am not the type of person to not back down or if I have something on my mind to say then I say it I'm not going to back down from anyone. This person kept wanting to intiate me into his sick & twisted little world w/ his girlfriend of freaky sex games & I wasn't into all of that so I spoke my mind & then I get booted then to top it all off he goes & msg.s My BFF on here saying that if she wanted to delete him he'd understand that he & I had a misunderstanding; a misunderstanding??????? There wasn't no misunderstanding he just couldn't handle the fact that I wasn't going to become a sex slave of his while his girlfriend either participated or watched either way I told him that wasn't for me & I wasn't going to be a part of that. Then he thinks he's all big & bad by deleting me, him deleting me didn't bother me I can handle
Act 1
Insired By This Song Please Play... He Starts: Warm and gentle is my hand, holding close to neverland You can feel me on your thighs. reaching for your sweet surprise. It's the way you bat your eyes that keeps me looking mezmorized I'm so glad you took it there, Cause I got nasty things to share. Her Response, Shhhh....let me stop you right there I can take you anywhere... got me throbbin all inside, looking for that long ride.. to your spot so nice and slow, long and wide I'll lick it. so don't think that you're all by yourself, Cause I can freak like no one else. He Says: Show me all that you can do, afterwards I'll show you too. Let me rub your shoulders down, while I take you around the town Elevator, 3rd floor, up behind your bosses door. we can always take the stairs, or just use your working chair.. She says: See, that's what I'm talkin bout. Makin plans then work it out. We don't have to hide the truth,
Chains & Whips
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com Whips 92% Bondage 83% Chains/Handcuffs 42% Biting 42% Blood 33% Blind Folds 0%
They Call A Woman A Bitch Because...
"When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, and try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed."
My View On Love
Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any fool can do. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Those that truly love, have roots that grow towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom have fallen from their branches, they find that they are one tree and not two
Shroud Of Turin To Be Retested
The Oxford laboratory that declared the Turin Shroud to be a medieval fake 20 years ago is investigating claims that its findings were wrong. The head of the world-renowned laboratory has admitted that carbon dating tests it carried out on Christendom's most famous relic may be inaccurate. The Turin Shroud on display in Turin's Cathedral Carbon dating tests carried out 20 years ago on the Shroud of Turin suggested that the relic was a forgery Professor Christopher Ramsey, the director of the Oxford University Radiocarbon Accelerator Unit, said he was treating seriously a new theory suggesting that contamination had skewed the results. Though he stressed that he would be surprised if the supposedly definitive 1988 tests were shown to be far out - especially "a thousand years wrong" - he insisted that he was keeping an open mind. The development will re-ignite speculation about the four-meter linen sheet, which many believe bears the miraculous image of the crucified Ch
How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them!" 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimers. 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign
I Want Your "shocker" Pic!
If any of you have a "shocker" pic, send it to me for the folder I'm creating. The best one will get a prize ;-) We all love surprises right? Just do it...I did! I added mine to get it started. Click on my pic below to see the ones I have so far! Can't wait to see them! Much love ~That Girl
Reality Check...
-Waiting for things to happen bites! I am person who likes to make things happen! Who works hard and who would FIGHT TILL THE END for what I believe in and for what/WHO I love!!! It's unfortunate I cannot do anything and sometimes things are out of my control and that drives me crazy......just sitting and waiting for an answer. I feel so helpless to what the outcome could possibly be and just being the 'other half or side' of things, really fucking sucks! I cant even drive from point A to point B without hearing a sad song on the radio to remind me of reality and the hurt & confusion that lingered in my path.... Luckily for some people in my life, I am a understanding young woman who would wait & walk to the ends of the earth! I have great compassion for people who are honest and who show appreciation for others while they struggle to make a choice. Crossroads becomes a familiar thing in my life especially when its unexpected and it hits you like a train! Makes me want to crawl in a
I'm A Traditionalist.
Don't let the title fool you. As a Traditionalist, you're full of heat that so far you've released in pretty standard ways. When it comes to sex, Traditionalists are comfortable doing it, comfortable talking about it and good at listening to what your partner wants. Traditionalists tend to be faithful. For them, intimacy comes with trust. You're not always the aggressor, but boy are you ready to rumble when it's time for a little one-on-one.
Jumbled
Jumbled thoughts, flashes of skin, visions of lust. My lips on yours, my hands sliding over your hips. Kissing your neck, collar, chest. Sliding over to your breasts, sucking on your nipples. My lips gently pressing against your thighs, my hands caressing your breasts, pinching your nipples. I strain against you, eager to be one. Sliding inside you, filling you with one quick stroke. Hot and heavy, sweaty and screaming. The sounds of skin slapping on skin filling the room, my hands running over every inch of your body. Against the wall, in the shower. Pressing your face against the pillow, bouncing my balls off your ass. You on top, on bottom, in the shower. Quick and hard, slow and sensual.
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Meddlers
just something that's been going through my head--- meddling bitches go away. you had your chances, now go and play. short and to the point. not about anyone specific. just a general that can be used for many in anyone's life.
Going Away Party
well last night we went over to Big poppa's moms, Celtic Ice. I made taco's, for dinner and tried not to cry when saying good-bye to my baby for almost a week. But hopefuly things look up, right now i'm waiting to leave and my feet are freezing b/c i had to walk threw so mush sluch to get into the house. To cap it all off it's snowing out side and it's going to so the whole 5 hour drive. Gag!!!
What You Thought You Needed By Jack Johnson
Well I cant give you everything you want But I could give you what you thought you need A map to keep beneath your seat Youll read to me in time Ill get you there But fold it up so we dont find our way back soon Nobody knows were here We could park the van and walk to town Find the cheapest bottle of wine that we could find And talk about the road behind How getting lost is not a waste of time The water mole will take us home And in a moment we will sing as the forest sleeps Its all for the sake of arriving with you Well its all for the sake of arriving with you Well I will make the table into a bed The candle is burning down its time to rest Cant take back things already gone I could give you promises for keeps And I would only take them back If they become your own and you give them to me And its all for the sake of arriving with you Well its all for the sake of arriving with you We could make this into anything We could make this grow and becom
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If I Had Eyes By Jack Johnson
If I had eyes in the back of my head I would have told you that You looked good As I walked away And if you could've tried to trust the hand that failed * You would've never been hungry But you never really be The more of this or less of this or is there any difference or are we just holding onto the things we don't have anymore Sometimes time doesn't heal No not at all Just stand still While we fall In or out of love again I doubt I'm gonna win you back When you got eyes like that It won't let me in Always looking out Lot of people spend their time just floating We were victims together but lonely You got hungry eyes that just can't look forward Can't give them enough but we just can't start over Building with bent nails we're falling but holding, I don't wanna take up anymore of your time Time time time Sometimes time doesn't heal No not all Just stand still While we fall In or out of love again I doubt I'm gonna win you back When you got eyes l
Sad
It is a sad sad world when people can not take the time to read a mum it is in time of need you find out whom your true friends are! I sit here watching people buy girls VIP's.. HH.. Fublings..Blast and all for what sexier pictures then everyone else gets to see? yet when it is time to trully be able to make a difference everyone acts as though they have suddenly forgotten how to read... it makes my heart ache knowing you people care more about lust and sexual gratification than you do to even read a blog or a mum or a bulletin asking for your help... self centered much? When did it become the fashion to look like an idiot just because you show compassion? how the hell did i miss that step? Im going to be going through my friends list and cutting it from about 1600 to maybe 5 by the time i am done i do not want to even be aqainted with people who care more about sex and lust then they do helping someone out that deserves it! Also DONT LEAVE ANY COMMENTS ON HERE ALL COMMENTS WILL BE DEL
Angel By Jack Johnson
Ive got an angel She doesnt wear any wings She wears a heart that could melt my own She wears a smile that could make me want to sing She gives me presents With her presence alone She gives me everything I could wish for She gives me kisses on the lips just for coming home She can make angels Ive seen it with my own eyes You got to be careful when you you've got good love Cause them angels will just keep on multiplying You're so busy changing the world Just one smile can change all of mine We share the same soul Oh oh oh oh ohhh We Share the same soul Oh oh oh oh ohhh We Share the same soul Oh oh oh oh ohhh Oh oh oh oh ohhh mm mm mm mmmm
Please Come And Help Me Keep My Vip
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New Update
I will have new photos loaded today after 3 CST. I am dreaming of spring and rain in these photos. http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/photos.htm
You Can Own Me... Whhhaattt!!!
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!! YOU COULD OWN PIMP DADDY C!!! Auction Rules Check out what the Pimp has to offer, then click the pic link and bid!!! Don't miss out on this opportunity to own Pimp Daddy C!! A sweeter guy and a more loyal slave you won't find anywhere on fubar!! (repost of original by 'MX☆Owned by Pimp Daddy C☆Asst. to the Chief Deputy 2nd Alarm Hotties☆' on '2008-02-26 08:05:19')
Great Grandma
So full of life, she never aged in my mind Such painful last breaths..I know she wouldn't want me to cry I wear the locket around my neck..In hopes that i won't soon forget All those things she wanted me to hear..She went to the heavens without a fear. So what do I remember from the sweetest woman I ever knew..? She showed me true love from 1942..she always said It'll be alright I never remember a single fight.. She loved her bird and dogs alot..her Elvis songs she never forgot I remember when I was only two..she gave me cookies..always knew what to do. She had a mountain girl type of drawl..she would gaze toward the cookie jar and say that was all.. She didn't have much and that was just fine..she humbled me well..to appreciate that dime They built their own house on love it still stands I only wish she were here I could hold her shaking hands She lost her little girl some 18 years ago..now their toghether again this I know.. She showed me a g
1-22-08
It was a month ago today I longed to hold you again I was further away Closer than before I couldn't sleep without Your voice soothing The time that had passed Before you and I Our places of power Our weakest moment The most infinate of decision So scared to be disappionted again Every time I needed you Even when you moved You never let me down I feel I have found the best In this world so lonley I am brightened by you I am calmed to be held and never mind how much we laugh because thats immeasurable How can one show each day that a love is growing How will you know How much I love So hopefully and contently Against all odds The only time I have ever believed It WILL be alright I can see far enough What I can't see I look forward to I can't have all the answers I don't want them All I want is to conquer every quest and challenge With you as my partner Thank you For neve
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Definitely, Maybe
This was a very sweet movie. The story is of a soon to be divorced father telling his daughter the story of his 3 great loves and she has to figure out which one is her mother. Ryan Reynolds played his character beautifully. He was wonderfully awkward, unsure of himself, and charming. Most of the time romantic comedies focus on the woman's side but this movie didn't. It was of a sensitive man who wanted the love of his life. It is definitely a refreshing point of view. For anyone who loves romance this is a great one to see.
Eagles Flight
Eagles Flight..the quest for true love If I could I would replace all the hurt and mistakes I trust in us And through our lives well face Anything on our course We will set with no remorse Just to be with you so new Theres nothing that we cannot do To walk along to truley belong And for you I write this song You lift me up with you I'll fly In this life you don't ask why Just breath it in and follow through Theres nothing else I'd rather do If I could see then what we would be Overboard and out to sea I'd swim to you to be born anew You would set me free We'd swim ashore and open up like sacred pearls to shine The broken hearts to fill the cup to see what we will find You lift me up with you I fly In this life I don't ask why Just breath it in I'll follow through I am stronger now because of you If I held it all inside I was wrong I was blind Some way some how
Laugh
After you take a step back and take a look at the reality of FUBAR you have to laugh at it, and realize what entertainment it is. Are people really as insecure as they come across on here. This stuff is freakin hellarious, you talk shit then do the exact opposite. I have to wonder what the percentage of people on FUBAR who are taking some kind of Psycological drugs, my guess it very high, what a fantasy world everyone is a 10 or 11, and everyone is popular, FUBAR fucking rocks!!!!
5 Lessons
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One nig
For Matthew
For Matthew Current mood: grateful Category: missing old friends Friends I was new in town but I was older somehow Nothing as it seemed So I picked up the phonebook Alone and stubbling across the page I havent thought of you until today As if your memory was swept away I call an old friend Your name came up We all loved you You chose me To hold your innocence For eternity Im sure there were reasons we had justified We decided it wasnt love We had to try You see best friends like us we didn't want hurt So instead of you losing it to some trick Or me getting hurt by a jerk We layed in the shed The next morning light You fell In love It just felt right You wanted the future So bright and new You kissed me so gently and begged me to stay I said I must go even further away That is the last time I saw My sweet Matty Beals Till his funeral this year His heart I still feel
Grandma
In memory of Evelyn Marie Harley June 20 1990 I stepped off that greyhound.. Into your arms.. Visits that made my childhood We always played candyland You always let me win We sang all our church songs in the yellow station wagon You took me to see my father ..made it such a nice surprise The fact we were in a prison I never realized, You would pack for our picnics.....Airpopped Corn and Combos I still remember the buttery smell..I always got it on my nose..We could never have our icecream unless we were in our PJs..You told me of the headless horsemen while we were on the scaryhill..I actually believed that he was real! You always gave me bubblebaths it seemed to calm me down I was so excited with that pink bottle you found ..I still can see Mr.Bubbles sitting on the ledge..you always let me pour it in..leaned over the edge My favorite dinner you always knew..it was hushpuppies and fishsticks with alot of ketchup too! When you turned 4
A Mothers Cries
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to the universe . When the universe got on the phone, he asked, "Mr. Universe , why do women cry so easily?" Mr. Universe said: "When woman was made she had to be special. Her shoulders were made strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complainin
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I deeply care for those in my life. I Won't stand for anyone hurting them. I will not tolerate stupid people....well people who aren't stupid really but like to act like they are. Taking care of my son is VERY important to me! I love my lil' family and NO ONE is going to screw it up. Oh and our cat...I LOVE our cat. =P Admiral you rock! Yeah it takes some getting used to, and alot of work..rebuilding is never easy ... Oh yeah, and I really like to go on longs walks ( and adventures with toby.. the folllowing is in no particular order completley off the cuff...not here to defend no plans to transend..just here...still Ablogis I am allowing you to read this. In order for you to try to get a glimpse, Yes just a glimpse, Of what it is like deep inside my mind. I don't worry about politics They are what they are I can't change that. I don't worry about Global Warming The Earth is going to blow up eventually anyway. I just worry about myself and the ones I love Blogging
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Power Trip
Power Trip Seldom is a time when one truely must survive Up against all odds We all must truely strive One should sincerly prepare To know whats lurking out there So smolter out your fear The cold chill of winter is near The way they used to do things They had it all figured out Light the laterns and the stove No need to whine or pout We take for granted all these commodities Computers and TV We really don't know how to cope Without our technology So I ask you What to do when your power trip is through Are you self reliant Do you know just what to do Would you sleep it off Read a book By the dimmest candle light Or would you call your provider And get into a fight Remember this when the powers out And the cold winter air is seering When the love of a home keeps it warm And all appliances rendered unhearing We all retort to our natural states Before computers Before Bill Gates Just hold cl
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Me!
ME, ME, ME,.. No I am not self centered! Sittin' on the fencepost chewin' on my bubblegum ( chomp.. chomp ...chomp...chomp..) Playin' with my yo-yo ( whoo-whoo)! And along came Hoymen da worm... and he was growing so big!!! I said Hoymen whassup wit dat? "I had one to many sodas"... he would say He kept drinking and drinking more and more everyday.. He grew out of his tree now too big to play!!,He started to cry and a flood came about We all got so scared we began to shout! Then the loudest tunder we ever did hear.. Was Hoymen he burbed and shrunk in his tear! He swam and he swam Till the sun dried it up And I found him again and said whats up? He said "I was so sick of being small I wanted a quick fix once and for all" "So I kept drinkin that soda sip after sip I was no longer the last to get picked in the game" Even the fifth graders knew my first name I was on top of hte world Till I got to big So I cried and I c
Any Photographers For This Saturday???
My band is going into the studio this saturday for a good chunk of time, and so I thought I'd see if anyone feels up to hanging out with us for a bit and get some fun studio pics. Whoever's down, msg me here, or txt me if you have the info. :D I should also point out that I'm not sure on how much room there will be, or what the "visitors" aspect at the studio will be, so it may be up in the air, but I don't forsee any problems.
Razorbliss
war - where we go, where we hide, where we turn war - where we hide, where we turn run, where we ride, where we burn comfort the blind serpents to God pray for the night when the seed will understand carry the light stand up to fall all alone it's razorbliss for you! of godhuman nature it's razorbliss for all get down for the maker ignite a fire to save us all war - where we go, where we hide, where we turn war - where we run, where we ride, where we burn break up the fight wait for your call pray for the time when we scream your name again sent to deny ready to crawl all alone this razor's meant for you!!
Crystal Shine
A Gift To all my fellow Fubarians : Family Recipe Passed Down For 3 Generations We have our specific rendition but this will help you get your buzz on While your at it buy me a drink ! :) Enjoy You can make your hooch for about $3 a gallon at about 50%-70% alcohol content. More than enough to get 3-5 people blazing drunk. The fun part is that you can get the ingredents if you are under 21 without ID! Needed: 1) 3 cans of 100% frozen white grape juice (Welches 100% white grape juice concentrate works best). In total, the cans should make 144 fluid ounces of juice when properly prepared. We aren't properly preparing it, so that number is only relevant in determining how concentrated the juice is. 1a) You can also add about cup raisins, grapes (cut in half), strawberries, pears, watermelon, or any other fresh non-citrus fruit. I'll only effect the taste positively. 2. 2 cups of white sugar (plus two teaspoons white sugar) 3. A 1 gallon container. I use a filt
Fubucks Auction
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10-15 Inches!!
of snow you pervs...anyway...you wont hear from me for a while cuz we are ganna get over a foot of snow....which means im ganna be snowed in for a while..i will get back as soon as i cann get out of the house..
Flyte 02/26/08
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar I WISH TO CLEAR UP SOME CONFUSION, I AM NOT ASSOCIATED IN ANY WAY WITH UNHO
Harry Reveals His True Colors...
i can understand why a man would wear something funny or even disturbing for halloween. this year, i wore a helmet, a pair of safety glasses with an elastic band to hold them in place, and i sausaged myself into one of my son's shirts. i looked like a high jumper in the special olympics - which was the look i was trying to achieve. but there are some costume ideas that just should not be pursued. harry here is a case in point. his lovely ensemble is too disturbing to be funny. it's too disturbing to really even be considered disturbing. i'm sure he realized this when his daughter ran out of the room crying upon seeing him. hopefully paying for the months of therapy that she needs to get over the trauma of seeing him in a mini skirt and see-through shirt has taught him that, while the costume was a funny idea, it should not have gone further. what disturbs me the most about this photo is that harry has it set as his PRIMARY. this is the first impression he wants to give th
I Am Leaveing Fubar Awhile
I AM LETTING ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW I AM LEAVEING FUBAR AWHILE ALOT GOING ON AND I WONT BE BACK ON HERE AT ALL FOR A WHILE.IF YOU HAVE MY CELL AND WHAT TO TALK CALL IF YOU DONT I AM SORRY ILL SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME.WELL HAVE FUN ALL I HOPE YOUR LIVES ARE FILLED WITH HAPPYNESS AND LOVE UNLIKE MINE RIGHT NOW!!!!
Secret Path
I have a secret path I take no one knows about but me I go there sometimes to clear my mind and to set old memories free A pathway filled with wildflowers where their sweetness has a chance Where I am free to look inside and alone to learn lifes dance A garden grown of honesty and blossoming in trust Brought about by dreams and wishes that once started out as dust. Solitude is such splendor and the hope becomes a flame Making my soul so wild and free theres no place quite the same To walk along the stony path alone in quiet peace and fill my spirit with such clarity that all bad things shall cease This is my secret pathway where all my dreams shall be and patience waits my sweet return to this place Ive made for me.
Love Kills
So long since I've waited to live again. You brought my world to an end. Love takes it's victim and leaves it's remains. My broken heart has died in vain. Tell me why have we foresaken the dreams we had The pain makes it so hard to understand, you're a lifetime ago, but a memory away, and I'll love you till my resurrection day. Love kills, the fire's gone, dying embers stillremain. Love kills, and now you're gone, girl I'll never be the same again. Without your love, seems so dead and unreal, and now there's nothing left to feel. Someday we'll meet again, girl that much I know. At heaven's gate we'll say hello. Now I hear the wind is calling my lonely, lonely soul. For sorrow's trembling hands please let me go. Love's dying sin is just dust in the wind, and I face the other side of no tomorrow. Love kills,the fire's gone, dying embers still remain. Love kills and now you're gone, girl,I'll never be the same again. Love kills an
Michael Clayton
This is not a movie genre that I ordinarily go to but it looked really good and it was also nominated for several awards so I thought I'd check it out. The way the movie is done can be a bit confusing but it all works out. It's almost like the movie keeps moving forward and then it goes back a couple of steps so this way you have a better understanding of the story. This is done at the beginning of the film and at other points as well. All in all I thought the movie was very well done. The cast was incredible. As far as George is concerned a lot of his roles have really played up on his good looks but this one certainly did not. His character is tired, frustrated, and just wants out of what he does. See it...I think you'll really enjoy it.
Both This Place & Myself Have Changed Since I Was Last Here
I have a past here on fubar, i have had several accounts, my last being http://fubar.com/user/498003. In the past, I wasnt always tolernate of others, being critical of others beliefs, appearances, ideals, ideas, etc---you get the point. Hurricane Katrina came along and straightened me up quite a bit, and then I got a job offer that would lead me to being changed more. At the grocery store where I work, I noticed a lady coming in, sometimes four and five times a day. She was very outgoing, but also prone to outburts at times, being slightly out there in some ways. I started dating her, and learned she had become the person that she is due to an accident a week before her 17th birthday.......i should mention that she was born in june 1969 and myself may 1970, so she was always the older lady lol. She had gone horse riding with a friend, and the horse she was on threw her, and then trampled her several times, sending her into a coma for 1 year. She somewhat recovered, b
Wanna Get Lucky?
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Parenting
Well I thought id give an insight to some of my daily pleasures of being a stay at home dad of 2 boys and a girl.The daily grind isnt so bad there are many memorable moments,but every once in a while there comes that moment where it at the time erases all the memorable ones till your able to step back and take it all in.I will go ahead and get to the point, today I woke up from a normal restless sleep but once I gathered myself I felt refreshed and thought well ill take the dogs out then get the kids up and feed them and start my day.That all sounded like a good plan but instead I started heading down the hall and heard the sound of hands smacking on the wall so I turned around put my ear to my kids bedroom door,I couldnt hear my daughter so assumed she was still asleep and that my youngest son was awake.I opened the door and was shocked by the sight it looked like a murder crime scene but imagine a murder scene where the people bleed chocolate ....but then imagine that its not chocola
Under The Influence
Ok so im banging this chic in a car in a school parking lot late at night next thing I see is a bright light, I thought either she has the whitest ass in the world or it's the cops, well come to find out she tans naked and it was a police officer.In full humping motion i'm asked by the officer to step out the car I told him in a shaky tone i'm cummin!! he said ok little did he know I was really cumming full out orgasm.Needless to say i was charged with disorderly conduct not by my sexual performance mind you but I guess fucking in empty parking lots is offensive, so once in court the judge asked what I was thinking to do such a thing I told him I was an alcosexamaholic he said and whats that?I replied i drink till i'm fucked sir but realized that wasn't the right thing to say to the judge so I decided to plead the fifth and wondered if I pleaded the fifth would he know i've been drinking.
Life
Ahhhhhh nothing like thinking back to being the youngest of five boys in a most disfunctional family waking up on Sunday morning wiping the sleep outta my eyes or lack of sleep outta my eyes from all the yelling that kept me up so late.I can still freshly hear the wonderful sounds of my mom calling my dad a motherfucker as he burps takes a drink and says fuck you nevertheless its morning and as i head downstairs I can still smell the scent of alcohol looming in the air.I make my way to the living room hear the clanking of empty beer bottles as my feet kick them then I step over a few mounds of dirt from some broken flower pots that i'm assuming my mom wasnt trying to water and dropped but rather toss them against my fathers head, finally making it to the kitchen i turn on the lights and as I do the roaches scatter so I race them to the pantry to beat them to the cereal.Excited as I am because one thing we had alot of even being poor was cereal and kool-aid so as I make my mind up and c
Day Four
Toay is going to be a hard day. The first couple of day I was feeling on top of the world. I was finally free from a contoling man. I was from under his thumb, feeling good, wanted to go dancing, making real changes in my life, now its Day 4 and I'm starting to fall apart. I cried myself to sleep, my pressure is up, my 16 year old daughter hates me because I made her leave her job. My 18 year old needs her own room, fuck I need my own room. I don't want to miss him. I don't want to think about him and I don't want to call him, but everything in me is screaming, call him call him. I want to let this go, I don't want to feel anything for him, I want to stay pissed off, I want to stay away, but my heart is breaking fast and I can't seem to stop it. I thought that if I had sex today with a ex co worker I would feel better, but as the time passes by, and it get closer to the time I told him to be here, I'm getting scared. I don't want to sleep wth him, I don't want to sleep with anyone ri
Flyte 02/26/08
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar blueeyes_dragon daddy of the midget mafia cofounder of the coven r l lif
Cleaning
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Death Of An Infant
Today is the 3rd anniversary since T.J.'s Death, this is a poem I wrote shortly after his death. Rest in peace my little one, I love you. Please accept my apologizes if I don't visit your pages today or feel like chatting, thank you! Death of an Infant I never had the chance to hold you Or to kiss you every night The chance to simply say, I love you, Or to thank you for bring joy into my life. I never had the chance to sing to you To help comfort you each and everyday The many stories I would love to read to you Are just a memory away. I long to see your beautiful smile Or just to hear you laugh To change a simple diaper Or to hold you in my lap. I long to know your personality Wondering whether it be more like moms or dads The Lord gave you to us And for this forever memories we have. I finally got to hold and kiss you I even read to you today I told you that I loved you In each and everyway. I can actually hea
Better Timing?
Now this one is not mine, and im sure almost all of you have seen it here or there. but it was given to me by a really amazing friend, whom i had not talked to in some time. I needed to be reminded of this. I have been struggling with alot of things in life, and its seems i forget the things that do matter. My daughters, My family, and the words here couldnt be more true. Thanks for the reminder Mark!!! When you are feeling alone like no one cares, read this cuz its absolutely true: Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least fifteen people in this world love you. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least two people in this world that would die for you. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look. Always remember the c
I Am Leaveing For A Long While
WELL I AM ABOUT TO LEAVE FUBAR FOR A LONG TIME...IF I EVER GET TO COME BACK AT ALL.I AM MOVEING AND ALOT OF SHIT IS GOING ON HERE WITH THE PEOPLE I AM LIVEING WITH.THEY HAVE DONE ALOT OF SHIT TO ME AND MY KIDS AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH I AM MOVEING.I WONT HAVE THE NET AT ALL.I LOVE ALL MY FAMILY IN THE DBC AND I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS.IF YOU HAVE MY CELL NUMBER CALL ME IF YA HAVE YAHOO ILL BE ON THERE ON MY CELL.I HAVE YAHOO ON MY CELL PHONE.BUT AT THIS MOMNET I AM GONE FROM FUBAR.LOVE TO YOU ALL AND BE SAFE AND HAVE FUN.
Off Line
Just want everyone to know i am going to be off line for a while someone had broken in to my apartpemt when i was at work and stole my computer and everything...going to take me a lil while to get things back together and i will be moving here soon i hope take care and laters.... Satondra
Hahaha!
This one is priceless....A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!! An Alberta couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Calgary and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email to a wrong person!! Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives a
Abc's Of Me~
1. A is for age? 32 2. B is for beer of choice? Bud Light 3. C is for career right now? S.T.N.A 4. D is for your dogs name? Kellie and Jack 5. E is for essential item you use everyday? apricot scrub for my face.. have to keep skin smooth and soft~ 6. F is for favorite tv show at the moment? one tree hill .. yeah im a dork .. but, look at sophia bush!! yummm 7. G is for game? all POKER baby 8. H is for home town? jefferson, ohio 9. I is for instruments you played? french horn and tenor sax 10. J is for favorite juice? cranapple 11. K is for whose ass you'd like to kick? list is wayyyyyyyy to long at the moment 12 . L is for last place you ate? my moms house 13. M is for marriage? i am 14. N is for your full name? Shelly Lei Harris 15. O is for overnight hospital stays? 4-6 16. P is for people you were with today? my hubby and my neice 17. Q is for quote? " love me or hate it is your obsession" 18. R is for biggest regr
A Womans Dream!
When Fred first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Fred became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Fre d's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery. 'How long will Fred be on crutches?' the wife asked anxiously. 'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor. 'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?
Pants Or No Pants...
I dont care who you are this is funny!!!!!! Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them. "I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here- you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. An
Crabs
LOL Got you here didnt I!! A man boarded an airplane in St.John's Newfoundland , with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out. Shortly before landing in Toronto, ON , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Newfoundland , please raise your hand?' Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself. Men never learn!
Just As I Am
I've had a lot of big dreams I've made a lot of bad moves I know you could walk away But you never do I've met a lot of cold hearts I've learned to smile and deceive I know I'm hard to be around But you never leave I'm not easy to understand But you hold out your hand And you say you love me Just as I am You always treat me The best that you can You say you want me, need me Love me, baby Just as I am, just as I am I've made a lot of heartaches I've found a lot of closed doors When all the others turn away You love me more You love me more I'm not easy to understand But you hold out your hand And you say you love me Just as I am You always treat me The best that you can You say you want me, need me Love me, baby Just as I am, just as I am I want to love forever To keep our world together And be the best that I can be Baby, every time the world caves in on me And you say you love me Just as I am You always treat me The b
Give Me A Paper Cut Instead
I would say I am a pretty laid back guy. Shit rolls off of my back... you get me? With that said, I am very particular about the shit that does annoy me, and if it does... it really does. Some people are annoyed by nails on a chalkboard, sand in their shoes, or the gross chunky shit in their cereal. Not me. So, what does annoy the ever living fuck out of me....? People that leave voice mails that go like this, "Hi, it's me, call me back."- What the fuck does that message say that I don't already get from caller ID? Seriously, if you called me, and I didn't answer, I will assume that you want a call back. When I spend my cell phone minutes checking messages that don't inform me of anything, it pisses me off. If you leave a message for me, it better have some fucking details in it. People who rattle elevator buttons over and over again- Now, I am no electrical engineer or anything, but I have a feeling this really does no good at all. What I wonder when someone do
Alcohol Quotes
Alcohol Quotes Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Mega Jones The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! Danny Jansen Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Anonymous There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Paul McCartney It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. W.C. Fields Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. Steve
I Remember You!
Woke up to ear the sound of pouring rain, The wind would whisper and I'd think of you. And all the tears you cried, that called my name. And when you needed me I came through. I paint a picture of the days gone by, When love went blind and you would make me see. I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes. So that I knew you were there for me, Time after time, you were there for me. Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand. Love letters in the sand, I remember you. Through the sleepless nights, and every endless day, I'd wanna hear you say, I remember you. We spend the summer with the top rolled down, Wished ever after would be like this. You said "I love you babe," without a sound. I said I'd give my life for just one kiss. I'd live for your smile, and die for your kiss. Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand. Love letters in the sand, I remember you. Through the sleepless nights, and every endless day. I'd wanna hear you say, I remember you. We've had our sh
Rage
I'm sick of this fucking anger. Sick of fucking being pissed off damn near every night. Shit gets old real fucking fast, let me tell you. For lastnight, being behind all night, buried in parts and just me and another guy all night so I didn't get my full break tonight like I would've liked. On top of that, slipped with an exacto knife and ended up stabbing myself in the chest. Not too bad I guess. Just bled a bit but didn't go real deep. Guy at work said it was pretty deep, but I think he was exagerating. Didn't take long to stop bleeding and it doesn't hurt. My hand on the ohter hand STILL fucking hurts like a bitch. Stiffer than hell too. So ya my week is already looking like total shit so far. Yay me...Then add in personal shit that's about to make me say fuck everything and everyone. I mean just how much shit am I supposed to fucking take here? And the same shit over and over again? FUCK THAT!!! I mean goddamn, even I have my goddamned limits to how much I can take b
What's In Your Wallet?
People can be pack rats. I know. I'm a female and I know what the inside of my purse looks like....kleenex, candy, make up and my wallet. The Wallet. The inside scoop into every person's secret world. The Cell Phone. The world is at your finger tip and it's also a personal file of friends, family and ne'er do wells. Notice I said family. Last week my brother was in a car accident. It occured at 3 in the morning in St Louis. I didn't find out until 12 hours later. Why? He's a member of the species called "Males". Apparently one of the rigid Golden Rules of being a member of that Man Club, is that you don't identify emergency numbers....or who to call. I, myself, at least have my relatives identified in my contact list. Gaby-the sister; Mick-the brother. When I finally made it down to St Louis the following evening, the nurses gave me his wallet, car keys and phone. While sitting around watching the clock tick, I decided to go thru his wallet and phone. I nor
Sexy Girls
PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ON WHAT MAKE YOU SEXY!! Hey there sexy, just wanted to stop by & show you some love on your page! Here's my music i dedicate to you.. Add a myspace jukebox to your profile. Dizzom's current project is gaining momentum among the club scene. Written by TONY CHRISTIAN and POPPA DIZZOM, DAMN U LOOKIN GOOD and "I WANT YOU" is a celebration of todays urban women of all shapes, sizes, and color. Produced by TONY CHRISTIAN aka AUTOPSY for RHYMES OVER MATTER and featuring Miami R&B sensation J-Shin ,DAMN U LOOKIN GOOD & "I WANT YOU" is one of those songs that everybody loves, from the hardest gangsta to the most sophisticated lady. Heavy bass, strong hook and aggressive vocals combine into a southern-crunk crossover classic. For years Poppa Dizzom has collaborated with several industry heavyweights. Working with such top acts as Trick Daddy, Trina, Michael Sterling, JT Money, and King Sporty (writer of Bob Marley's reggae hit Buffalo Soldier) has
Short Story
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside thecemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
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7 Types Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And
Epiphany
Your words they make just a whisper Your face is so unclear I try to pay attention And the words just disappear Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said So i speak to you in riddles Cuz my words get in my way I smoke the whole thing to my head And feel it wash away Cuz i can't take anymore of this I wanna come apart And did myself a little hole Inside your precious heart Cuz it's always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said I am nothing more than A little boy inside That cries out for intention That i always try to hide Cuz i talk to you like children Though i don't know how i feel But i know i'll do the right thing If the right thing is in fear Cuz its always raining in my head Forget all the things i should have said
A.b.c. Of Gypsy
1. A is for age? 28 2. B is for beer of choice? no drinky drinky 3. C is for career right now? student at moment 4. D is for your dogs name? Shadee 5. E is for essential item you use everyday? Laptop and pen tablet(that venus) 6. F is for favorite tv show at the moment? WTF fridays on Spike 7. G is for game? Got one I'll kill it 8. H is for home town? New Orleans..but I live in Lawton 9. I is for instruments you played? drums..keyboard..skin flute..get on that 10. J is for favorite juice? dunno yet 11. K is for whose ass you'd like to kick? Child support enforcement..all my ex's..stupid celebs..etc 12 . L is for last place you ate? girlfriend's house..she got some cooking skills 13. M is for marriage? no no..but who knows 14. N is for your full name? Waren Stewart thats all you get 15. O is for overnight hospital stays? none..that was eons ago 16. P is for people you were with today? My familymy girl and her kids..but mostly
Life Explained!
On the first day, God created the dog & said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty y years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and
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Judgemental People..lighten Up..
What is up with all the judgemental people. Nobody likes to be judged,so why do we do it to others? Is it to make ourselves feel better. It pisses me off when people judge other or even myself. I know in the past that I have judged some people and I seen how wrong it is to do that.But I can say honesty not anymore.I have been judged so many times for different reasons. People have tried to change me, control me, get me in trouble, hell even quite talking to me. We are who we are.. I don't have many friends but if i'm your friend, i'm one till the end. I won't judge you or tell you how to live your life. I may at times show concern for you but I would never turn my back on you. I'm always here ready to listen or lean on. Your my friend, lover, or whatever because you are who you are. That is what makes you special to me. So to all the judgemental people out there, lighten the hell up and don't bring down other who are happy, because your not!! Life is to damn short.....
The Perfect Guy...
THE PERFECT GUY Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot who calls you back even though you just hung up on him who thinks you are perfect even though he knows the worst things about you who will stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead who wants to show you off to the world when you are in a t-shirt and sweats who holds your hand in front of his friends who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her" IF YOU HAVE THIS KIND OF GUY YOU ARE A LUCKY GIRL. DONT FORGET. DONT LET ANY GUY TREAT YOU ANY LESS THAN YOU ARE WORTH
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WANT_A _HAPPY_HOURI am doing my second Happy Hour Contest since my first one was a great successLike the last one all you do is contact me at the link below, and send me the link of a S.F.W. picture that i can Save and upload to the contest folder, My last contest i had 30 people i would love more this time around...As Before the contest is First to 50,000 comments will get a Happy hour.Of course you can bomb yourself, have friends bomb you, if you are apart of a family they may bomb you...PLEASE NOTE:To ensure that this doesn't last forever there will be a ending date, note if by this closing date no one has gotten the 50,000 comments required NO HAPPY HOUR will be given outStart DateFebruary 29nd9 PM cst/ 10 PM est7 PM Fubar TimeEnd DateApril 11th9 PM cst/ 10 PM est7 PM Fubar TimePlease Note:Once the folder is opened you are responsible for getting your own picture link to your picture to get people to comment your contest entry Any QuestionsClick Here To SendMe a Private Msg Click H
Fiddler's Green
Halfway down the trail to Hell, In a shady meadow green Are the Souls of all dead troopers camped, Near a good old-time canteen. And this eternal resting place Is known as Fiddlers' Green. Marching past, straight through to Hell The Infantry are seen. Accompanied by the Engineers, Artillery and Marines, For none but the shades of Cavalrymen Dismount at Fiddlers' Green. Though some go curving down the trail To seek a warmer scene. No trooper ever gets to Hell Ere he's emptied his canteen. And so rides back to drink again With friends at Fiddlers' Green. And so when man and horse go down Beneath a saber keen, Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee You stop a bullet clean, And the hostiles come to get your scalp, Just empty your canteen, And put your pistol to your head And go to Fiddlers' Green.
Da Vingers Lol!
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got Dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do." Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers." "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord, it's 2007! Ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe Put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink DA finkers?" To vhich Ole says, "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
Doctor's Terminology
What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. "Welllllll, what have we here...?" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. "Let me check your medical history." I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you. "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week." I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time. --or-- I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit. "We have some good news and some bad news." The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it. "Let's see how it develops." Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured. "Let me schedule you for some tests." I have a forty percent interest in the lab. "I'd like to have my
Where I Have Been
Hello, I know a lot of you were wondering where I had been the last few months..and to expalin it to the masses rather than one person at a time..I thought a blog would be better! After Brandon's dad died, I got really sick and was spending a ton of time at the doctors, I finally got to see a Rhumatologist, and got some answers! The doctor said at this thime he feels that I don't have Lupus, but that I do have Fibromyalgia, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Chronic Migraines, Meniere's Disease (ear problem) and a bunch of other stuff. He said to not totally rule out Lupus or another autoimmune disease because I have the elevated ANA and with the problem I had with my lymph nodes. I didn't come back online because sitting at my computer all the time just made me feel worse, I spent most of my time on the couch or in bed. My wonderful hubby bought me a laptop, and that is why I came back, I missed a lot of you so much! There are some on here I could really do without! Oh well..guess th
Up And Running
My new company is now up and running after a long waite. I am doing taxes for any one who needs it done just go to my company website and contact me me there. The website is located at the link below www.servicesdonecheap.com have a great day
Just Curious...
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... let's play "friends w/ benefits" It doesnt matter if they are taken, married, or single. You will be shocked who will reply! The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your list that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if you're married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery
Just Doing The Mom Thing
It seems like I don't slow down very often. With chemo I have to slow down on the weeks I have it but then I start feeling better and there I go again......this weekend the kids and I stayed busy. Saturday we went to an art class for the kids and then to Wal-Mart. I have to wear a mask when I am in public so we went running through Wal-Mart for the things we needed. Sunday we went to church and again the mask was worn. Sunday for lunch we, including Jeff, went out to eat lunch at a wonderful Japanese restaurant. It was so good~! After lunch we rode through a car lot and found me a car. My Explorer has had it and its on its last leg. I mean it is a 1996 with 235,000 miles on it so it has served its purpose! Driving home Jeff wanted to stop at the store for some ice cream (for the kids) and then he wanted some boiled peanuts so we ran by the vendor up the street. By the time we got home it was a little after 5 and I had to be back at church for choir practice at 6. So needles
To Err Is Human........
sometimes we all need reminding that when all is said and done, we are just human and as such we are prone to make mistakes........it is how you deal with the mistakes we make and whether or not we are able to learn from those mistakes to ensure we do not make the very same mistakes again. Thus reminds me of a very old saying that goes...... To Err is Human, To Forgive is Divine. To Err is to make mistakes, as stated not one person can hold their hands up ads say they have never made a mistake, but I guess the real key has got to be the reaction and actions of the other person who has been wronged by the mistake you have made......thus...To Forgive is Divine, which is something we all hold the power to do when wronged......and it takes a very strong and determined person to turn around and forgive the other for their mistake and to build on that forgivness, to strengthen and resovle, rather than to condem and reject......... So there you have it.......FORGIVE ME For I made a
The Stranger
The Stranger By: Billy Joel Well we all have a face That we hide away forever And we take them out and Show ourselves When everyone has gone Some are satin some are steel Some are silk and some are leather They're the faces of the stranger But we love to try them on Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so many secrets There are some we never tell Why were you so surprised That you never saw the stranger Did you ever let your lover see The stranger in yourself? Don't be afraid to try again Everyone goes south Every now and then You've done it, why can't Someone else? You should know by now You've been there yourself Once I used to believe I was such a great romancer Then I came home to a woman That I could not recognize When I pressed her for a reason She refused to even answer It was then I felt the stranger Kick me right between the eyes Well we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so
The Yuppie
A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined. "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"
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Wtf??
good god....ppl crack me the fuck up....they think just bc u said hi to em or rated their page that u wanna hook up with em.....and the worst thing is how jealous some people can act whenu delete comments and upload a pic......ROFLMFA...what really cracks me up is how people who dont have pics think that just bc u said hi ur wanting to run to meet em...like imma meet anyone at all when i A) dont know u....or B) have no idea what u look like....im not some whore ppl and ur not gonna get a one night stand outta me so stop fucking buggin me bout sex..it aint happening.....
Night Into Morning
Sorry I was up all night. My hand hurts big time. That means no dream stalker. If I have more typos then normally please excuse me my right hand is in bad shape. Actually all the typing I do in handcuffs is actually coming in handy. With handcuffs sometimes you can't reach the "right" key with the "right finger" so you have to be aware of how things feel. That did feel normal.....oooops typo. With my right hand like it is sometimes you have to use different fingers. Sorry my middle finger isn't touching anything much less the "i" key. I NEED SOME KANDI luv ta
Pedigree Diet
I have 2 dogs and was buying a large bag of Pedigree at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Pedigree Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd recently ended up in the hospital for gastric bypass surgery. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the stree
Saying Good-bye To Mother
SAYING GOOD-BYE TO MOTHER You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, Turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say Good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as
The Biggest 4 Letter Word
LOVE 1 a (1): strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2): attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3): affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests b: an assurance of love 2: warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion 3 a: the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration b (1): a beloved person : DARLING often used as a term of endearment (2)British used as an informal term of address4 a: unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1): the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2): brotherly concern for others b: a person's adoration of God5: a god or personification of love6: an amorous episode : LOVE AFFAIR7: the sexual embrace : 1: to hold dear : CHERISH2 a: to feel a lover's passion, devotion, or tenderness for b (1): CARESS (2): to fondle amorously (3): to copulate with3: to like or desire actively : take pleasure in 4: to thrive in intransitive verb: to feel aff
Want To See More Of Me?
Hi all, have been trying out another site (yeah, I know, but need a place to link from) to post videos etc so can link them back to my lounge (Ju Cee Su Zee). So, family, Friends, Fans, etc., etc., if you are interested in seeing the pics and videos (and once you join there are no family, friends, etc barriers as everyone can see all, tjhey just can't copy or download) on that site then send me a message and include your e-mail address so I can send you an invite. PS: And if this blog gets me deleted from here then it does not matter as will just stay on other site. (And I have not mentioned that site by name at all hahahahhahaa)
Energy Alert - February 23 !
I guess I will continue to post these as they are issued. They seem to make me feel a little less disconnected and I hope they do the same for you! Much love and warm hugs! Blessings, one and all! Greetings! In this energy alert: Why there is so much suffering now present on the planet; Why everything is in divine and perfect order even though it may seem the world has gone mad; Where we are in the transition; What we can do to ease any discomfort we may be experiencing; And examples of the transition process unfolding in a beautiful and perfect way. We are basically in the same space as we were during the last energy alert, even though there have been a few minor movements which placed us in an even more secure position in readiness for the new. On February 20th we experienced a lunar eclipse, which brought a very definite end to the clearing and purging stage. You might have had significant dreams during this time which indicated that th
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Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Andr Benjamin, Animation Contest Continues, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch the boys tool on Steve C's old band!) Need the O&A Show, but can't find it on your local radio dial?? No problem at all.. GO GET YOUR XM NOW AND HEAR THE SHOW UNCENSORED! Our own Jim Norton is doing a li'l Comedy tour... see him while he's on the road! CLICK HERE FOR JIM NORTON TICKETS! ...speaking of Li'l Jimmy Norton order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be hanging with Andr Benjamin, half of OUTKAST, to talk about his role in SEMI-PRO. Remember, if you want to see all of the fancy
The Good Old Days
This is a song for someone thats just appeared back in my life, this explains how i cant resist but i have to, enjoy If Queen Boadicea is long dead and gone Still then the spirit In her children's children's children It lives on If you've lost your faith in love and music Oh the end won't be long Because if it's gone for you then I too may lose it And that would be wrong You know I've tried so hard to keep myself from falling Back into my bad old ways And it chars my heart to always hear you calling Calling for the good old days Because there were no good old days These are the good old days It's not about, tenements and needles And all the evils in their eyes And the backs of their minds Daisy chains and school yard games And a list of things we said we'd do tomorrow A list of things we said we'd do tomorrow You know I've tried so hard to keep myself from falling Back into my bad old ways And it chars my heart to always hear you calling Calling for
On The Road Again
Friends, I will be away again for a couple weeks. Hold down the fort while I ride the range in search of something pleasureable.
Bored...
I have had a busy night (day for me). I spent some time updating my website and both my MySpace pages, not to mention getting mine and my boyfriend's tax forms filled out. Now they just have to be mailed out and we'll get our tax refunds! Sweet!! John and I decided that with part of our refund, we're going to buy a PlayStation or an XBox 360. We don't have a game console and I think we're both sick and tired of playing with the little plug-in-tv Pacman game. Lame, I know, but it served its purpose.
Snakes, India, And A Doggy Doing The Heimlich
Good Morning. Well now I can remember the girls having to have a teddy bear or some sort of stuffed animal to take to bed but these villagers in Calcutta, India, are just a bit weird. "We sleep with the snakes (meaning cobras), we eat with the snakes, we live with the snakes (but) we are not scared," said a 14-year-old girl in a village near Calcutta, India, to a Wall Street Journal reporter in November. Said a village leader, "Whenever I lie down in my bed, a cobra will just slide on top of me, without hurting me." In fact, more than 3,000 cobras live in one hamlet, mostly in peace, with few bite victims (though a cobra bite is often fatal because villagers initially trust the gods and spirit doctors to treat them). Cobras are so revered in the village that cobra bites are usually described as attacks by vipers or by "nonresident" cobras, based on a belief that local cobras are incapable of evil. [Wall Street Journal, 11-26-07] Sort of explains the mis-communication we often face when
No Points Til' Salute!!!
Ok, people, I'm not getting any points right now so I would appreciate it if you wouldn't do all the stuff that gives me points till I can post a salute. I'm working on a really nice sign right now. And I just need to get pretty enough and have someone take it for me. Or take it myself, preferably not in my messy ass house. So, I promise I will get it done in a few days. I am also working on getting photos sent in to the Hooters Calendar for this year. As you can see, I have some new ones up from a recent shoot. But don't rate or comment them til' I post my salute PLEASE! It's not that I don't appreciate it, but I really need the points. ;) Long story. Ha ha! Anyways, I can assure you that I am real and will be posting my first salute very shortly!
40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate he
Pissing Off The Ex
Pissing off the ex A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. I had sex with another woman last night, he tells her. But I was thinking of you the whole time. You miss me that much? she asks. No, he says. But it kept me from coming too fast.
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So...really not much to update yall about... moved into our own lil studio apartment in good ol' Allentown, finally have a place of our own :) Just a lil start up place to save up money so we can get a 2bdrm when or after the baby gets here. he just got a job at the car wash and cant wait for landscaping season to start up...im happy for him he loves doin that and hes gonna get some decent cash for the landscaping job, so to make money till then..... Anyway....we're having our small ceremony in July and then having the big blow out with friends and family next Spring i believe...no date set yet just a general timeframe. We're happy together and that's good. I'm just hormonal and well, pregnant...so thats all i can say. I'm at my sisters right now in Jersey hangin out for a few days cuz i needed to clear my head...pregnancy stress is gonna drive me up the wall...we didn't have mins on the cell but he put minutes on it and we started talkin about what was bothering me
Mom
Hello to all my Friends and Family, here on Fubar!! It's been 5 months since I have had a good chance to come here. Mom is dying from uteran cancer and is in Hospice. She has been sick for a couple of years but has taken a turn for the worst and me and my kids have been spending as much time that we can with her in the nursing home she is in.It's really hard because she is all I have left except my kids and my grandsons. I am grateful I have kids and grandsons, but having a tuff time with the feelings for Mom. I am sober and I don't want to drink...but when that day comes I am going to need support. I know I am reaching out for help here from my Friends here. I will try and get here as much as possible and let everyone know whats going on with my Mom. Thanks everyone for being my friend...have a great day and God Bless you all and be safe!!! Lady Di
A Winter Po-em
I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you. I found it very comforting and very well written. **AHEM** DAY-UM, It's Cold ! The End
Suicide
Tonight is the closest I have come to suicide in over 12 yrs. My pain is so much that I do not know what to do. I used to count on one man not to hurt me but he has. I refused to believe that he could do it, but I still can not blame him. I believe I hurt him first not knowing too. I can't tell him I'm sorry now, because he won't talk to me. He is in another country and I will not be able to see him anytime soon, if he will let me. I wish to the Goddess that I was never born, because I do not know how to handle all the emotions that are going through me right now. I started to fall for another man and he won't talk to me either. I don't know why this time. I wish I knew what to do right now. To wait for my first love or to go ahead and try to make things work with the new man I started to fall for. Or to wait even longer for someone else? GGGRRRR!!! I so hate my life!!
The Ride
The ride. The road keeps on winding, flowing under us like a river. The wind pulls at us and contributes to the feeling of total freedom we share. I feel your body pressed against my own, your arms locked around my chest as you squeeze me with your knees to signal me to stop at the rest area ahead. After we dismount and stretch our legs, I lean in and kiss your soft lips. You pull me close, returning the kiss and hinting that you wanted more. I unzip your leather jacket as you do the same to mine, and our lips never part, locked in a passionate kiss. You then firmly push me back against the motorcycle and make me lean back into it, pulling my t-shirt over my head. Your lips kiss and lick their way down my chest and then my stomach, while your fingers loosen my belt and work my zipper down. You reach into my pants and pull my hard cock out just in time for your lips to begin gently kissing the head while you stroke it's length. You pull my pants further down and hold my ba
True To Life
Come home, but not because I miss you. Come home because I love you. I want to smile with you again. That secret grin I used to point and laugh at when I weezled it out of you. The smile you reserved only for me. The one hidden behind that sparkle in your eyes. I want to hold you comfortably close. Pressed skin to skin, completely and utterly attached. Like I belonged in your pocket, and you in my lap. I want to talk smack on grouchy toothless people in the next booth. I want to learn how to play guitar, but that's another list. And I want all this everyday for the rest of my life. At least that honest, loving smile on top of that calm, gentle, warm love of yours. Shouldn't really take that much... right?
Quicksand
Reality's gateway slammed shut behind me. I'm alone again... and my dog is an IDIOT. Seriously, she drank bleach today. *tissle giggle chuckle snort*- NO! REALLY! The fucking retard drank bleach today! And she's surely got something in her mouth again that she shouldn't. Where was I? Oh. Right. Alone. SOOOOO Alone. And now she's... growling at me and shoving an obliterated ratty ... soaked with mystery skunk sock at me. Do I want out of this? You bet your ass. I seriously may beat the EVER-LiVing-FUCK out of this dog. When I'm normally a very patient and sensible nonviolent person. But it gets kinda frustrating when a dog that has already been trained suddenly realizes it's almost your weight and thinks it can do whatever the fuck to you and your stuff, whenever the fuck. ...as we take a five minute break to ... seriously... fuck off. as we take a five minute break for the dog to burrow into me, climb on me and bark, and bite... and gnaw... and bark... and bark...
The Truth About Autism: Scientists Reconsider What They Think They Know
http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/magazine/16-03/ff_autism A Researcher's Puzzles Point to the Differences in the Autistic Brain The YouTube clip opens with a woman facing away from the camera, rocking back and forth, flapping her hands awkwardly, and emitting an eerie hum. She then performs strange repetitive behaviors: slapping a piece of paper against a window, running a hand lengthwise over a computer keyboard, twisting the knob of a drawer. She bats a necklace with her hand and nuzzles her face against the pages of a book. And you find yourself thinking: Who's shooting this footage of the handicapped lady, and why do I always get sucked into watching the latest viral video? But then the words "A Translation" appear on a black screen, and for the next five minutes, 27-year-old Amanda Baggs who is autistic and doesn't speak describes in vivid and articulate terms what's going on inside her head as she carries out these seemingly bizarre actions. In a synthesized
Marriage!
Ok, so this is my opinion on marriage, if anyone cares. I have been married twice in my lifetime, and I WILL NEVER put myself through that drama ever again! Both times I was married it blew up in my face and BOTH TIMES THEY ENDED THE EXACT SAME WAY! I suffered through both of them, tho if you ask either ex, I am CERTAIN they would say that I didn't. That's the rules right? Disagree with the ex come hell or high water...anyways, marriage is nothin more than a divorce waiting to happen. I thought in all reality that I was doin the right thing tho. I was in love, happy....then I don't know one day my world fell apart, and to this very day I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL CAUSED IT TO HAPPEN. Don't get me wrong, I have moved on and everything, it just hits me from time to time and makes me wonder. Everyone who looks @ my pics on here sees why I left one of my marriages, and understand I suppose, but that hurt went a hell of a lot deeper than physical. That whole incident forever chan
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u know wat fuk all u mutha fukin hataz out der ima talk type spell n act tha way i want n u know wat if ur gona talk shyt atleast have all ur facts u dont know me n neva well dont lyke me get over it its tha fukin internet
Pretty Things
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My First Auction
CHECK HER OUT!!!!! {PLEASE REPOST} (repost) This is my BEST FRIEND on FUBAR!!!! And she is up for auction for the FIRST TIME EVER!!!!So go and show her the love...well the love through $$$$$$$$$$ :D I want to see some AWESOME bids on my girl here!!!!!! She is a total sweetheart who goes above and beyond for her friends!!!!! I guarantee you will get your $ worth and then some!!!!!! BARBARA This bulletin brought to you by: ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ (repost of original by '~*TinkerbellMN84*~Check out some awesome friends in my about me section!' on '2008-02-25 21:40:19')
Males Up For Bids So Bid Bid Bid
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Another Original.......why
Closure?
"Do you believe in clousure?" I ask. As I accept the cup of coffee offered to me and sink into her squishy couch. "As in..?" She questions with a knowing smile I roll my eyes and sigh. "You KNOW. When a relationship has ended..Do you think there should be a certain...closure.." "If something has ended it is closed." She shrugs I nod my head. That is what I have always believed as well. "There is a reason that you ask of course...you believe..yes..there should be a rehashing." "rehashing?" What kind of word is this? I wonder, as I hunch over my late night coffee. "That's all it is. You rehash all of the issues until you are both sore again...achy....When a relationship ends. SOMEone is bound to be unhappy..yes?" "Yes." "So why not you." she shruggs her shoulders. I snort and smile. "I am not UNhappy." "I know that you are not....anymore." She pauses. "Are you writing again?" "Yes." I say this softly, almost as if the ability will leave me if I prono
Life's Struggles
Sometimes people lose sight of life, They focus on struggles and focus on strife. That horrible day is now in the past, And then they wonder why it went by so fast. That life is something you cant rewind, Its meaning is surely hard to find. Its an experience to be discovered, Over the years it will be uncovered, But not until you grow old and see, That life will always be a mystery. There's no set way to be going about, You have to do things on your own and figure it out. Learn from YOUR past and YOUR mistakes, Don't take the path that someone else takes. We all have a different course, different paths along the way, For some the journey's will fast, for others slow. Pain is never meant to last, Joy is there to heal our pain, pain to make us gain strength to face tomorrow All are meant to teach us through each day. So when things go wrong as they at times will, and it seems hard to move along, Know that it will only last a while, for nothing is meant t
I See Your Face ...my Newest Original
I Thought I Knew You...
Since we've split up, you've really surprised me. I really thought that you cared, but I think I had it all wrong. Three days after we split up, while telling me that you loved me and wanted to talk about getting back together, you were talking about hooking up with some chick that very same night. I know that at that point you had no designs on me, but you were certainly not exactly working too hard at getting back together. I've always felt like you were hiding something, gotten that vibe from you, but I attributed it to you being reserved and me not being used to it. However, since we've split up, I've had several people come to me and tell me that they thought that you were "shady", but never said anything, because they thought that we were happy. I'm not naming names here, but know that there was more than one, more than three even, who told me this. Don't ask who they are, because I'm not telling you. I've also found out that you outright lied to someone who cons
Driving Jon Bon Jovi's Viper Gts
I got into Jon Bon Jovi's dark green 2000 Dodge Viper GTS. I sat in the driver's seat thinking "wow, this is what he was driving....cool", with a big smile. It felt tight inside, esp my legs. Its almost like the seat grabs my legs to set them in a right place. I really felt like i was in a racing car or something. Cool feeling (knowing im abut to drive a hot guy's hot car helped, probably). Then found out that its a manual car. Shyt, I cant drive manual.....the only time i drove a manual car was a few years ago when i got to practice like 3 times. Oh well. I got the feeling that i have to start the car and drive to somewhere, so I started the car. I was remembering how it was to drive a manual car, and somehow manage to move forward......this aint bad, i think i can drive ok...... It still felt awkward and a bit of a bumpy ride but i was driving.....a Jon Bon Jovi's Viper. I felt like I was him, just a little bit, and I liked the feeling of it. I couldnt drive fast tho, cuz i was sti
Im Back!
just got back from bitburg germany will try and play catch up later good to be home
::oh Snap;:
So I'm here on Fubar waiting for my water to boil [[hmmm]] for my usual evening chamomile tea. It takes about 15 minutes because when it comes to boiling water, the stove heats it but the boiling process is slower than two turtles fucking so I go back in just now, and wonder why the hell the water isn't hot or boiling...I'm trying to figure this out for a good couple minutes when I realized I never turned the stove on LOL!! Can you say "DEE DEE DEE!!!!" =P *Waits another 15 minutes for water to boil*
I Tried Is All I Can Say
You ever try like hell to be a friend to someone, ask if yer bothering em, they say no, but feel like u r?Anit nothing to do but walk away i guess, u left the door open fer them to message n talk, but no they always ferget? Well it means they dont want to talk to u in d short. If u have to message them all the time n they dont make first contact sometimes means they dont like yer ass. Anyway i dont try n be a friend n get treat like yer not, that i'm a pest. just wanted to be a friend, thats all hun, needeed all the friends i could get.
Bosslady Is Pregnant?!?!?!
JUST KIDDING !! :p:p:p:p:p:p:p ~~BOSSLADYWITDASEXXYEYEZ'S GIVEAWAY~~ **PLEASE READ IN FULL** -- I'M RAISING AMOUNT OF FU-BUX GIVING AWAY-- BUT U GOTTA JOIN TO FIND OUT :D ** STARTS AS SOON AS I GET AT LEAST 11 MORE PEOPLE AND WILL RUN 2 WEEKS*** 1st Place. 25,000 COMMENTS= 7 DAY BLAST & 20,000 FU-BUX 2nd Place. 20,000 COMMENTS= 3 DAY BLAST & 15,000 FU-BUX 3rd Place. 17,000 COMMENTS= 1 DAY BLAST & 10,000 FU-BUX ** ONE WITH MOST RATES GETS 1 DAY BLAST**ONLY ONE WINNER** ~~ RULEZ ~~ 1. SFW PICTURES ONLY 2. NO DRAMA OR B.S. OR U WILL BE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEST 3. RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST,NO BASHING OR DOWNRATING 4. ONLY ONE WINNER PER PLACE 5. BOMBING ALLOWED AND SO IS SELF BOMBING 6. U WILL NEED TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND(JUST FOR CONTEST IF U WANT) 7. YOU HAVE TO PIMP YOURSELF OUT(BULLETINS,BLASTS, ETC..) 8. HAVE FUN !!! -- I'M RAISING AMOUNT OF FU-BUX GIVING AWAY-- BUT U GOTTA JOIN TO FIND OUT :D
This Is Some Of My Poetry... Feel Free To Comment... Or Judge Its Ok..
Amnesiac Dreamer.. Just a pinch a nudge to awaken me from this torment.. this reocurring nightmare that i cant seem to let go of.. im not going to do it again im not goin to let myself stumble into the abyss of nothingness just cause of an idea that has no foundation..its in my grasp i can feel it i can taste it success is mine tho i have yet to attain it. Im drowsy..my eyes heavy as my mind with thought...antisipation of the not knowing of whats to come next... every new dream floods my head teasing me as if the cure to save me from this were only to remember its contagious this everlasting virus that keeps me from progressing i long to not dream but to be healed, my wounds to close, my mind to rest... why does my memory escape me as my eyes see new day and if only to remember were to remain in my dreamlike state then never awaken me for here is where im happy not alive sick with the pain of deciet and no longer searching for the cure to my amnesiac existence..
Thinking About This
So lately I've been thinking about leaving. I'm totally stoked and yet scared but not scared. I was sitting around with Cory the other day & he asked if I was scared..cuz he was before he left for basic.. idk...its more exciting than anything scary cuz i'm .... embarking on this new journey and I don't really have anyone by my side on this...so its cool and strange. anywho..want me to write? email me your address
Our Brain
The human brain only uses 12 watts of energy, awake and asleep. Men's and women's both. http://www.welcometoyourbrain.com/ Welcome to our blog about your brain! Here Sam and I will update you on events and publications related to our upcoming book, Welcome to Your Brain: Why You Lose Your Car Keys But Never Forget How to Drive and Other Puzzles of Everyday Life. Our first move was an op-ed in Thursday's New York Times. In it, we explained that when it comes to maintaining brain function, there's nothing like physical exercise. The piece has been very popular - it was the #1 most-emailed article for three days, and is still the #1 most-emailed for the last seven days, and #3 most-emailed for the last thirty days. Go read it. [PDF (2 MB)] Then turn off your computer and go for a walk. We also did an interview with Joy Cardin of Wisconsin Public Radio this morning. That was fun, except for the part about having to get up at 3:30 in the morning (California time) to go live. Luc
Heartless
In my hesrt i am alone wanting to fill it with love the love belongs to someone else I try to prevail emptyness still exists days turning to years and yet I am still not whole where do i turn? to you? i can't in my heart I am alone
Standing Up Together
in this world 2-day when people stop standing together 2-day ,tomorrow we die
My Life
One day you will ask me which is more important, you or my life? And I will say my life, and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. You are far away, but yet your love remains, I can feel it all around. It embraces me and holds me tight, night after night Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile. So, when you are lonely remember it's true: somebody, somewhere is thinking of youI'll always be beside you until the very end, wiping all your tears away, being your best friend. I'll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear, I promise I'll cry too."
Some Things I Want To Say Anonymously.
I'm not naming names, and I won't tell you who it's about even if you ask. I just need to put some things out in the open. No matter how hard I try, I cant say it to certain people (yes plural) so for now I'm just getting it out. Make your assumptions, of who these are about, if you will, but it's most likely you are wrong. *sigh* of course this disclaimer does exclude Robin. Thank you for letting me borrow your strength. I needed it. I might need it again... possibly sooner than anyone wants. Keep it available k? In the least likely of places we found each other. And under the least likely of circumstances we've made it this far. Don't give up on me yet, I'm trying. I trust you. I didn't want to. I tried to hate you, but I can't keep you out. It's a weakness I know, but I'm really glad you found your way in. Don't let me down. Not for him. You have to stop. I can't handle it anymore. What more can I give you that I haven't already. Seriously, write this out for me bec
Me/allmen
if i stand alone deep in the forrest and i scream out my opinion and my wife isnt within 100 miles . am i still wrong
The Unknown
Ye aspiring ones, listen to the story of the unknown Who lies here with no stone to mark the place. As a boy reckless and wanton, Wandering with gun in hand through the forest Near the mansion of Aaron Hatfield, I shot a hawk perched on the top Of a dead tree. He fell with a guttural cry At my feet, his wing broken. Then I put him in a cage Where he lived many days cawing angrily at me When I offered him food. Daily I search the realmes of Hades For the soul of the hawk, That I may offer him the friendship Of one whome life wounded and caged.
Deacon Taylor
I belonged to the church, And to the party of prohibition; And the villagers thought I died of eating watermelon. In truth I had cirrhosis of the liver, For every noon for thirty years I slipped behind the prescription partition In Trainor's drug store And poored a generous drink From the bottle marked "Spiritus Frumenti."
Anne Rutledge
Out of me unworthy and unknown The vibrations of deathless music; "With malice toward none, with charity for all.', Out of me the forgiveness of millions toward millions, And the beneficent face of a nation Shining with justice and truth. I am Anne Rutledge who sleep beneath these weeds, Beloved in life of Abraham Lincoln, Wedded to him, not through union, But through separation. Bloom forever, O Republic, From the dust of my bosom!
The Giggles...lol
Kay so there is this one thing that gives me the giggles...I am thinkin of this right now. If you are curiouse ask me....it's pretty giggletastic....makes me smile big. My heart flutters...omg it's fantastic. Everyone needs this.
The Town Marshall
The Prohibitionists made me Town Marshall When the saloons were voted out, Because when I was a drinking man, Before I joined the church, I killed a Swede At the saw-mill near Maple Grove. And they wanted a terrible man, Grim, righteous, strong, courageous, And a hater of saloons and drinkers, To keep law and order in the village. And they presented me with a loaded cane With which I struck Jack McGuire Before he drew the gun with which he killed me. The Prohibitionists spent their money in vain To hang him, for in a dream I appeared to one of the twelve jurymen And told him the whole secret story. Fourteen years were enough for killing me.
Thank You
thank you for being there for me, listening to what i have to say, lookn into my eyes to see, helpin me through a bad day. thanks for asking me how i was, showing me that you care, asking me things nobody else does, always being fair. thanks for putting me on your side, making sure i'm okay. you being my place to hid on a rainy day. but now that day had ended, the sun has risen and now your wisdom has gone. no longer am i defendedyou didn't bring me along. i wish i would've said what i wandted to say, but i held it allin, there are things i wish i could tell you today, that i just wasn't ready to then. you looked at me and said that i could always talk to you, but you were someone i hardly knew. and now that wou've gone away. there is so much that i wish i could say. so that you my friend, that is what i've been desiring to say, for being my umbrella, on that rainy day.
Willard Fluke
My wife lost her health And dwindled until she weighted scarce ninety pounds. Then that woman, whom the men Styled Cleopatra, came along. And we -- we married ones -- All broke our vows, myself among the rest. Years passed and one by one Death claimed them all in some hideous form, And I was borne along by dreams Of God's particular grace for me, And I began to write, write, write, reams on reams Of the second coming of Christ. Then Christ came to me and said, "Go into the church and stand before the congregation And confess your sin." But just as I stood up and began to speak I saw my little girl, who was sitting in the front seat-- My little girl who was born blind! After that, all is blackness!
Aner Clute
Over and over they used to ask me, While buying the wine or the beer, In Peoria first, and later in Chicago, Denver, Frisco, New York, wherever I lived, How I happened to lead the life, And what was the start of it. Well, I told them a silk dress, And a promise of marriage from a rich man -- (It was Lucius Atherton). But that was not really it at all. Suppose a boy steals an apple from the tray at the grocery store, And they all begin to call him a thief, The editor, minister, judge, and all the people-- "A thief," "a thief," "a thief," wherever he goes. And he can't get work, and he can't get bread Without stealing it, why the boy will steal. It's the way the people regard the theft of the apple That makes the boy what he is.
Lucius Atherton
When my moustache curled, And my hair was black, And I wore tight trousers And a diamond stud, I was an excellent knave of hearts and took many a trick. But when the gray hairs began to appear-- Lo! a new generation of girls Laughed at me, not fearing me, And I had no more exciting adventures Wherein I was all but shot for a heartless devil, But only drabby affairs, warmed-over affairs Of other days and other men. And time went on until I lived at Mayer's restaurant, Partaking of short-orders, a gray, untidy Toothless, discarded, rural Don Juan.... There is a mighty shade here who sings Of one named Beatrice; And I see now that the force that made him great Drove me to the dregs of life.
I Support Them
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Brandy Date: Feb 18, 2008 8:48 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: LoserkidDate: Feb 18, 2008 3:36 AMYou stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He d
Herman Altman
Did I follow Truth wherever she led, And stand against the whole world for a cause, And uphold the weak against the strong? If I did I would be remembered among men As I was known in life among the people, And as I was hated and loved on earth. Therefore build no monument for me, And carve no bust for me, Lest, though I become not a demi-god, The reality of my soul be lost, So that thieves and liars, Who were my enemies and destroyed me, And the children of thieves and liars, May claim me and affirm before my bust That they stood with me in the day of my defeat. Build me no monument Lest my memory be perverted to the uses Of lying and oppression. My lovers and their children must not be dispossed of me; I would be the untarnished possession forever Of those for whom I lived.
Chakra - I Am
I Am by Chakra I am your truth, I am your destiny I am desire and despair I am your glow inside your beating heart I am the love that leads you there I am your soul, I am your soul I am the darkness where you disappear I am the light that leads you safe I am the shepherd of your laughter and your tears I am your pleasure and your pain I am your soul, I am your soul I am the faith that leaves your spirit strong I am the sunlight in the rain I am the universe inside your mind I am your pleasure and your pain I am your soul, I am your soul I am your soul, I am your soul I am the courage that inspires you I am the knowledge that you gained I am the people you will choose to be I am your pleasure and your pain I am your soul, I am your soul..
Nicholas Bindle
Were you not ashamed, fellow citizens, When my estate was probated and everyone knew How small a fortune I left?-- You who hounded me in life, To give, give, give to the churches, to the poor, To the village!--me who had already given much. And think you not I did not know That the pipe-organ, which I gave to the church, Played its christening songs when Deacon Rhodes, Who broke and all but ruined me, Worshipped for the first time after his acquittal?
The Hill
Where are Elmer, Herman, Bert, Tom and Charley, The weak of will, the strong of arm, the clown, the boozer, the fighter? All, all are sleeping on the hill. One passed in a fever, One was burned in a mine, One was killed in a brawl, One died in a jail, One fell from a bridge toiling for children and wife- All, all are sleeping, sleeping, sleeping on the hill. Where are Ella, Kate, Mag, Lizzie and Edith, The tender heart, the simple soul, the loud, the proud, the happy one?-- All, all are sleeping on the hill. One died in shameful child-birth, One of a thwarted love, One at the hands of a brute in a brothel, One of a broken pride, in the search for heart's desire; One after life in far-away London and Paris Was brought to her little space by Ella and Kate and Mag-- All, all are sleeping, sleeping, sleeping on the hill. Where are Uncle Isaac and Aunt Emily, And old Towny Kincaid and Sevigne Houghton, And Major Walker who had talked With ve
Spoon River Anthology
Was published by Edgar Lee Masters around 1914. I was Quickly impressed with what I read and became a fan of the story. I had the privilege of running lights and build the set for a theaterical version of this story back in college. I am going to share any and all i can find from this piece. If you like let me know. . .If you are unfamiliar with the story it is centered around a small cemetery in Illinois where the spirits tell you of their lived and how they met their demise.
Reviving The Past..and Bad Karma
I often wonder why it is that after a break up some insist on creating drama...cant u just accept the fact that for whatever reason things didnt work out and get on with your own lives? Why make a nusence of yourself by creating issue after issue simply because you can't accept the fact that they have a life and you still don't. Well its behaviour like that that may explain why it is your still without a life of your own...so heres a tip GROW UP!!!!! Get On With Your Life and for the love of GOD quit being such and EMO asshole!!!
Insanity Insight
Mirror, Mirror... I feel as if I've stepped through Alice's cracked mirror into a warped reality beyond anything even she could have dreamed... But if I'm the mirror, I'm the fairest, and reality is cracked, but so then am I. Cracked that is. From whence did this poisoned wormy apple come? From the tree? From the witch? Does my fate include being cast out and told to die, thrown into an eternal sleep from which there is no Prince to wake me... I'm lost, wandering barefoot through a hall of shattered mirrors and I can hear the shards scream as they pierce my flesh yet I wonder now if it was a scream of pain, or a scream of joy. For now they've tasted pain and they see that I've become as cracked as they have and in me, they find comfort. They understand that I will cry tears of blood while I carefully pluck them from my tender flesh and they believe; that it is "they" that I shall mourn, and not my own lost humanity. The walls, watching and reading my thoughts, smile, because they ha
Has The World Forgotten
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Enigma - Return To Innocence
Return To Innocence by Enigma Love - Devotion Feeling - Emotion Don't be afraid to be weak Don't be too proud to be strong Just look into your heart my friend That will be the return to yourself The return to innocence The return to innocence If you want, then start to laugh If you must, then start to cry Be yourself don't hide Just believe in destiny Don't care what people say Just follow your own way Don't give up and use the chance To return to innocence That's not the beginning of the end That's the return to yourself The return to innocence (The return to innocence )
Your Thoughts On Wrestling
ok this is a good one possibly. wrestling porvides alot of entertainment as well as many other aspects under the mat so to speak. post your comments and all that other good stuff. wrestling is alot realer than one would really think.
True Love
True love ~Tony Martinez People wonder about it People ask about it People search their entire lives for it True love is Finding that deep connection So powerful it blows you away each and everyday Be able to say I love you Right after they slap you and walk away Suffer indescribable pain Yet still smile and endure it all the more saying I love you Watch them hurt you And do nothing to stop it, still saying I love you Hear them say good bye All the while, STILL say I love you Wait day after painful day with open arms As the grow more and more distant Saying still I love you True love is letting youself suffer Without the one that completes you Refusing to settle for anything less No matter how great the pain I love you
Me Hard At Work...
Lenny Kravitz - Believe
Believe by Lenny Kravitz I am you and you are me Why's that such a mystery? If you want it you got to believe Who are we? We're who we are Riding on this great big star We've got to stand up if we're gonna be free yeah If you want it you got it You just got to believe Believe in yourself 'Cause it's all just a game We just want to be loved The Son of God is in our face Offering us eternal grace If you want it you've got to believe 'Cause being free is a state of mind We'll one day leave this all behind Just put your faith in God and one day you'll see it If you want it you got it You just got to believe Believe in yourself 'Cause it's all just a game We just want to be loved The future's in our present hands Let's reach right in Let's understand If you want it you've got to believe yeah If you want it you got it You just got to believe Believe in yourself yeah 'Cause it's all just a game We just want to be loved
Ashamed To Be Male
When I am allowed the privilege of viewing a female's NSFW pics and I choose to leave a comment I have to scroll down through all the other previous comments. It is then that I am ashamed to be part of the male gender. The level of the crudeness of most comments is apalling to me...I can only assume it is the same to these women and no small wonder why so many choose not to allow access. How these men(?) can possibly think that their vulgar and primitive remarks are going to turn on the women is beyond me. When I do leave a comment it is always complimentary and coming from a gentleman...perhaps that is what makes my generation so different than today...we were taught to respect women and to try to appeal to their self image...not make them feel like sluts. I have seen some pics that were very tastefully done while still being provocative and have praised the person for their originality and sensuality. I have read other comments on those very same pics that probably made the per
Back On The Market!
Well, I'm officially back on the market, as soon as my wife draws up the divorce papers. So now, I have no earthly idea what I'm going to do about a place and a car! Oh well, I figure it out I guess! Love to you all that sill care about me!
Damn It!
God men suck. I can't believe that I opened up my heart to someone again. i new what was going to happen, I should have listened to my head and not my heart. I am so tired of giving giving giving and getting not a god damn thing in return. It's like my heart is a stomping ground. I can't believe how heartless people can fucking be. I just wish sometimes that I wasn't such a nice fucking person and cared so damn much. God I hate this. I am stonger than this . . . why does it feel like I just want to crawl in a hole and die. I hate my past haunting me. I found a perfect song for 2 of my ex's. You both should know who in the hell you are! Anyways, it's hate me by Blue October. Perfect for them, I just wish that I could do it. Oh well I guess. Life goes on and I know I will survive, I just hate people right now.
How Could You
How could you ~Tony Martinez How could you After all the time All the words Damn it I let you in I should have known better Now I sit here Again Nothing to show for it A broken heart, picking up the pieces yet again You would think after all this time I would grow cold My heart would be hard But I just can't do it I can't be mad I can't turn away I will heal Still be here with open arms Still I have to ask How could you
Go Girl
SHOW HER SOME LOVE SHE IS GREAT ♥NooKie♥@ fubar
Great Comebacks!!!
Great Comebacks: When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush . He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return. It became very quiet in the room. Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred p
Real Talk Ya Dig
she aint crying ova no nigga, she aint weak mayne, the kind of bitch that would put a real nigga on his feet mayne..!!"
Females Only Auction Is Closed
NEW RULES! TO ALL BIDDERS DO NOT BID UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED TO PAY WITHIN 24HOURS OF YOUR BID IN CASE THE PERSON YOU'RE BIDDING ON WISHES TO ACCEPT YOUR BID AND CLOSE THEIR AUCTION EARLY. AND TO CONTESTANTS IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR END AFTER YOU'VE BEEN PAID I WILL STICKY A BULLETIN LETTING EVERYONE KNOW YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH! Auction will run until March 11 10:00pm central. I am no longer accepting entries you will have to wait for the next females only auction that I host. AUCTION RULES If one of your friends wishes to bid but are blocked from my page you may put their bid up for them with a link to their profile I WILL NOT UNBLOCK ANYONE I tried that once with the male auction and won't go there again. IF you prefer fubucks you must say so at the beginning when you sign up. OTHERWISE Real $ bids will trump fubuck bids. Unless fubucks is 1mil+ then will go according to the female's preference. NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED. I will be promoting this auction he
Vamp 2
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Everytime
Everytime ~Tony Martinez Everytime I think of you My heart cries out You truly have no idea the pain you have caused Everytime I see you I cry and shake uncontrollably Do you see the flood of tears? Do you hold me close to calm me down? Everytime I hear your voice in my mind I scream out your name Do you hear me? Everytime
Auction!!! Guys In Auction Need To Read This!
The auction ends today at 10pm central I will be gone part of the day but will be backin plenty of time to help promote but the guys in it REALLY need to push it hard today! Good luck guys!
L-o-s-t
L-O-S-T ~Tony Martinez Lonely Oblivious Sadness Torn
Hmph!
So since there is Black History Month and the Black Negro College and now the commercials now days about all the inventions black people have created... Where/when is white history month, where is the White college..where is the commercial of what White people have invented... It's not gonna happen... Because then we'd be called racial.. So what does that make those that are all about the black. Do not get me wrong, I am not a racist at all... but it just brings that question to the mind. I have seen many blogs/posts and such.. So exactly what is the conclusion!?!
To A Friend
if u read this blog answer me back. asap and u know who u r. i cant stop thinking about u. i cant stop dreaming about u. and i want to know how u feel about this. comment me asap
Talent Showcase
JUST SPREAD'N THE WORD..CUZ I KNOW THERES ALOT OF TALENT ON THIS SITE
Wake Up!!!!!!
Time to open up your fucking eyes and see a Fake life And a fake world thats been pulled over your eyes, Be what you want see what you want and believe what you want,Protected by a false world that tells you do this or do that, Break free, Live life like you want and to the fullest becuase you may die tomarow, becuase the only reason your alive is becuase some one out there decided to let you live, We are so afriad to live or own lives we become meat puppets with our string pulled by a fake sociaty thet tells you everything is ok When in fact its completly wrong while you call yourself a princes and hide in your fairy tale world someone is getting murdered raped or mugged every 2 minutes. So cut your strings and be your own be who you are without trends or what music is popular this week. if you want to hear music make it yourself. Live large as yourself or blend in with the crowed and be small.
Wake Up America!
Barack Hussien Obama His original name is Baraka (Arabic) not Barack (African) He outright lied about his father's Religious Denomination in the 2004 Primaries Louis Farakan backs him and his Pastor is a Farakan follower..We are in a War against Islam... A War they Declared against us and drew first blood on 9-11...I'm not a hater so enough said... But lets not allow dislike for a certain candidate or Party cloud our judgement from the bigger picture here this election... Just Concerned, Ropenlethr
Ppl
really hate when ppl use me to get to others ..thats all i got to say!
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Life Can Be Like Novel
Life can be like a novel... That makes me believe I want to know, know everything about you Take me there, to your secret place There's a place in your heart Where nobody's been Things nobody knows Is it worth the risk?Should I let you in? Should I let you in, into my far from perfect place Should I let you see where I keep my secrets safe I wonder if you realize I've been waiting for a chance to let you in Can you see it in my eyes? Can you feel it in my touch? Can you hear me calling out to you in fear Every little whisper in the dark fades I never meant to be so cold Are you really the one? I recognize the way you make me feel Just tell how we got this far The whole world fades away As you wrap your arms around me The gentle beating of your heat As I lay upon your chest The kisses you leave on my forehead Melt me from within I can't turn the pages fast enough To get to the end For this is one novel I don't want to end!
Suicide...............
WOW , THIS HAS BEEN A SCREWED UP DAY ! All I can say is gosh I'm so sorry Vern + I love you + I hope my kids never do this . my heart breaks for her : [
I'm Here
Hey sorry ya'll! I was in Vegas for 10 days ~ so I really wasn't just ignoring everybody! But, I am back and I am here ~ so I will try to get back to ya'll!!! Hugs, T
See What Happens
I've been good all day. No party favors. I even managed to stay away from Mark and his brother, so what happens----I get attacked by a pitbull on my hand. A neighbor's dog I play with him all the time. Went to pet him, I thinking I know I'm not getting dog bit. This can't be happening. The owner was like holy fuck. Nothing serious just fucks with my typing. Another strange moment in Tara's world. luv u Tara
Eighteen Visions- Broken Hearted
I need a beginning again I want to feel how I used to feel When everything was in the palm of my hand And you were here with me, oh You know I just don't get it You know I really don't get it at all That you would leave so sudden well did you know You would leave me all alone I think we've fallen apart I don't know where I should start You left me here to be broken hearted I think we've fallen apart I don't know where I should start You left me here to be broken hearted Somedays I wonder where I would be Cuz I don't think it was wasted time I always thought you'd be waiting for me And now I'm facing the world alone You know I just don't get it You know I really don't get it at all That you would leave so sudden well did you know You would leave me all alone I think we've fallen apart I don't know where I should start You left me here to be broken hearted I think we've fallen apart I don't know where I should start You left me here to be broken hearted
Unite Under One Cause...
Hello My name is Jon. I am a 31 year old Ohio native. I have been in Bradenton for about 2 1/2 years. I am a simple person, open to anything, and stranger to nothing. I have this wild and crazy idea that it would be great to have a place for those of us that are a little shy in public to meet other people that live here. So if you are single, married, have kids or dont, you are not only welcome but among the elite. We are Bradenton, lets join together.
And If You Don't.... Now You Know...
Born And Rasied In BedStuy "do or die" Section of Brooklyn NYC. Now Resting In The Los Angeles Area of Cali. I'm Pretty Much A Laid Back Kind Of Guy---> Quiet, Intelligent, Multitalented, Open Minded, Creative, Adventurous and Sincere. I Prefer Listening Over Talking Most Of The Time Because You Learn More. " A wise man learns more from a fools questions than a fool learns from a wise mans answers." I Also love To Travel And New Unique Experiences.
A Man That Once Was..
This is for a man i just broke it off with.. This poem is called the man that once was.. This is for a man that once was but is no more he has lost his way. Make your self happy no one else can, In the Dark place you are please dont stay. Confused is when you can not love.. Confused is when you are thinking your weak but dont look above. Feeling like the world is ending and no one cares.. Feeling like you are weak so you will not share. To tell someone who cares for you what is wrong dont make you weak.. you kept this inside it makes people turned away they turn the other cheek.. To keep things inside only causes confusion, destruction, It kills you in your head. I could not make you Happy No matter wut I done or said. You can only get out of a dark place on your own. I have been there this I have shown. You can only make you Happy no one can do that for you.. Get up move on with your life do not feel so blue. Dont get caught in past pain and s
I Wrote Your Name In The Sky
I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blow it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in the sea but the fish took it away. I wrote your name in my heart But there it will forever stay. **note** this was copied, and is for *LDH*
Yes! No Annoying Calls Today!
Oh Yea Today Was A Good Day! No Annoying Calls From The Drama Queen! I Think She Got The Point To Leave Me Alone! Its Pretty Sad When You Try To Be A Nice Guy and Get Stuck In Some Dumb Ass Drama Queens Bullshit!
Just To Be With You
I lose myself in your beautiful eyes I cant pull away even if I wanted to try Your perfect in every way The thought of you just makes my day You came to me from the heavens above You flew in on wings my angel of love When nothing seems to go quite right and I no longer can see the light I look upon your angelic face and I'm taken away to a far better place I cherish every word you've said You move me like the music I play in my head In this world of false truths I know only one thing true I'd give up everything just to be with you.
Day Of Not Going Right
I was embarassed at work today. my manager got an email from my regional that someone that had some in to my job had complained about how i appeared and everythin about me. great service but that stuck out like a sore thumb. I almost balled and ran out the office when my manager brought me in. i dont know what to do to get me to feel better about myself. i dont see what others see. i rather just look at the ground then look in a mirror? give feedback more tomorrow or later this week
Dream King - Security....djing Live!
Dj Dream King...Dj Dream King...Dj Dream King Dj Dream King is spinning them hot and WANTED tunes live so come on in and tune in to his hot set!!! Just click a pic and get ready to get Hot and Wet and maybe end up cuffed... (repost of original by 'Dj_Meko~Dj @ blue orion~{FU_Hubby_2_Amitola}' on '2008-02-25 20:03:21')
You Know You're From New York City When
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. The subway makes sense. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple". The most frequently used part of your car is the horn. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard. You consider Westchester "upstate". You think Central Park is "nature." You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking. You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal." You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lo
The Tards
Definition... F'TARD: Someone who turns in their portion of a team assignment 3 hours before it's due, thinking it was clever to copy/paste portions of websites to fulfill their word minimum. Definition... PLAGIARISM: See F'TARD.
Zodiac Signs
S C O R P I O: The Bitch Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. V I R G O: The Freak Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. L I B R A : The Freak in the Bed Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring
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The Pastor And His Son
The Pastor and his Son A good reminder of God's Love. Every Sunday afternoon, after the morning service at the church, the Pastor and his eleven year old son would go out into their town and hand out Gospel Tracts. This particular Sunday afternoon, as it came time for the Pastor and his son to go to the streets with their tracts, it was very cold outside, as well as pouring down rain. The boy bundled up in his warmest and driest clothes and said, 'OK, dad, I'm ready.' His Pastor dad asked, 'Ready for what?' 'Dad, it's time we gather our tracts together and go out.' Dad responds, 'Son, it's very cold outside and it's pouring down rain.' The boy gives his dad a surprised look, asking, 'But Dad, aren't people still going to Hell, even though it's raining?' Dad answers, 'Son, I am not going out in this weather.' Despondently, the boy asks, 'Dad, can I go? Please?' His father hesitated for a moment then said, 'Son, you can go. Here are the tracts,
A German's Point Of View On Islam
A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism. 'Very few people were true Nazis 'he said,' but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories.' We are told again and again by 'experts' and 'talking heads' that Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unqualified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff, meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow dim
Cute Contest
im holding a cutest child contest, being a proud father they are all cute and winners but it will give a chance to show off your pride and joys, please look in my pic folder there is one marked for the contest, it will run for one week, and the one with the most comments and rates you will win 20000 fubar, also if you want to contribure fubucks for the prize money please contact me, randy please contact me if you want to be a part of it and join, and ill add the pic to the folder
Copperheads Is Rockin!!!
Come Show These Wonderful People Some Love!!!!!! And Don't Forget To Click The Pic Below To Go To The Lounge!! They'll Show You A Good Time With Some Awesome Music, Free Drinks, And Some Great People!!!! R hrs wr ؃ pprHs@ fubar Zumos..asst manager of Copperheads Lounge@ fubar *~*Dj. Luckie_Ash..*~*Head Dj Of Copperheads... Custm42435's MILF*~*@ fubar ♥j Kl♥pprHs♥2nd Alarm Hotties♥@ fubar **DJ Andi** -~Copperheads Lounge~@ fubar SwtChrryPie~Mrs. DJ VINYL..always & forever~DJ @ pprHs & DJ @ Tigers Den@ fubar ~ DJ ~ Country ~@ fubar Meowzer ... Copperheads Lounge Greeter & Official Lounge Liquor
Interesting Arithmetic
This is too true to be very funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, lets take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean? A. Well, if you are one of 48
Three Things To Remember
This is for a special friend, you know who you are: Three things to always remember: 1. Who loves you? I do 2. Who will never play head games? I won't 3. Who will always be here for you? I will Any other questions see 1-3 I love you, Babe.
Artistlegion
After months of MIA from work, I can say that my art project is back on track. Last year I started an artist website that is open to everyone to join(its free) Its still in developing stage, aka BETA so I'm working on it when i get a chance. I hope to get this site as big as I can to the point that I can get artists from all over the world to join. But if you guys feel like stopping by supporting my project, check out artistlegion.com Join as a fan or an artist, develop your own gallery, profile, whatever. Since funding has been cut for the arts to the point that there is none, without support we will not have a voice anymore. thanks for looking
Revolving Doors
Keep walking through the revolving door and see how happy you're not and step outside one last time to think of me and see how happy you were, even if ever so brief
Tell Me.
I can't stop the way I feel You cannot tell me this is not real You can't stop who I want Tell me why I can't be blunt I cannot get over what you said Tell me that im not fucked in the head I cannot stop my constant thought Tell me im better off getting shot I cannot say that im wrong and your right Tell me that it's not worth it to fight I cannot let this go, it's not fair Tell me my emotions aren't there. I cannot help but push and shove Tell me I don't believe in love. You said we'd never make it through. Tell me then, why do I love you?
Dj Andi Is Rockin Copperheads!!!!
Come Show Our DJ Some Love!!!! She's Rockin FUBAR With Some Good Ol' Country Music And Southern Rock!!!! Ask Her For Requests!! She Loves 'Em!!!!! If Not You're Just A Click Away!!!!!! There's Good People, Great Tunes, And Free Drinks All Day & Night!!!!! Just Click The Pic Below To Enter The Lounge
Orgive Or Forget
i debated on making this a mum or not and actualy im not in the mood for the negative mummers soooo ill jus make this blog. if you decide to post a comment id love to see it alright this is about my dad starting from day one he denied me from the get go wanted a blood test blazay blah yeah sorry ur a lucky winner of me im yours. from there was empty promises had me up and waiting for special trips to the park,pool etc and he never showed up. i got older id see him on the streets id stop say hi hed buy me a pop or chips never nothing more mind u my dad is in hmmmm manufacturing and distributing so he had money..i was always the one to call him,hunt him down litteraly. when my older sis was fed up n said F*** him i beged her to forgive him hes our dad so nooooow. im an adult i gave up didnt speak to my dad or even know where he lived for over 10 years... i have 5 possibly 6 sisters all by him 2 brothers i never met my brothers let alone even see a picture but i knew my sisters their
Auction
ok tomarrow i start the naked auction so if any one else would like to get in plzzzz let me know asap men and women and u get all that they bid on u they can bid with fu-bucks tickers blasts vips and so on all u need is a naked pic with or with out ur face its up to u and the rules r posted in my auction folder plus a few things i added so if interested plz let me know i will fill u in on the rest tyvm it starts tomarrow
Bitchology
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things myown way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, Iam defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself tobe who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I'should' be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what Iwant and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try tosquash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And
I Still Don't Know Why
I cried myself to sleep last night another page in an endless fight it seems we just go round and round and neither one of us back down and I still don't know why I'm hiding nothing up my sleave No slight of hand, Just honesty I watched the love die in your eyes this lonely night is no surprise and I still don't know why
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Hello Family And Friends
Just letting you all know that I have not left I am just taking a leave of absence. Some know and some don't but my mother passed away on Feb 15, 2008 and I am still dealing with the loss. Please don't delete me as a friend I will be back when I get myself and all her things in order. I thank you for your friendships and I hope to talk to you all again real soon! Much Love To All, L~
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Fiesta Taco Skillet
1 lb. ground beef 1 can (11 oz.) Mexican-style corn, drained 2/3 cup water 1 packet (1.25 oz.) taco seasoning mix 1 cup (4 oz.) shredded cheddar cheese 3/4 cup ALBERS Yellow Corn Meal, (see note below) 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 2 teaspoons baking powder 3/4 teaspoon salt 1 cup NESTLɮ CARNATION Evaporated Milk 1 large egg, lightly beaten [ALBERS Yellow Corn Meal] ALBERS Yellow Corn Meal PREHEAT oven to 400 F. COOK beef in well-greased 10-inch cast-iron skillet over medium heat until no longer pink; drain. Stir in corn, water and seasoning mix. Cook over low heat for 6 to 8 minutes or until mixture thickens. Top with cheese. COMBINE corn meal, flour, sugar, baking powder and salt in medium bowl. Combine evaporated milk and egg in small bowl; mix well. Add milk mixture to corn meal mixture; stir just until blended. Spread over top of meat-cheese mixture. BAKE for 20 to 25 minut
Take Me There!
Theres a place in your heart, nobody's been, Take me there. Things nobody knows, Not even your friends, Take me there. Tell me bout your momma, your daddy, your hometown, Show me around, I want see it all, don't leave anything out I want to know, everything about you. And I want to go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams, and wishes live, Where you keep the rest of your life hid, I want to know the girl behind that pretty stare, Take me there. Your first real kiss, your first true love, DR You were scared. Show me where, You learned about life, spent your summer nights, without a care. I want to roll down main street, the back roads, Like you did when you were a kid What made you who you are, Tell me what your story is. I want to know, everything about you. And I want to go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams, and wishes live, Where you keep the rest of your life hid, I want to know the girl behind that pretty
Truck Nuts
Patience
Slow down,turn inward,and cultivate soulful patience. Sophisticate the quality of receptive waiting~Think like a mountain. Realize the ageless wisdom that come's with forebearance and abiding, sit in quiet contemplation. Through the ever-changing cycle's of time, attune to the consciousness of eternity. Sit unmoved,stand composed,despite the change's and upheaval's that characterize the outer world and agitate your inner mind. I AM ~ forever, unadulterated and whole. The incorruptible soul,brilliant as a diamond, endures.. Like the prophet's and priestesses of old. Constant and everlasting.. Essential Buddha nature, goes on and on, unflagging. Be quiet, be still,steadfast and durable as a mountain. Endure, unruffled as a glorious peak of calm~ In your patience is your soul.
Pumpkin Mousse In Cinnamon Pastry Shells
2 boxes (10 oz. each) frozen puff pastry shells 3 tablespoons melted butter Cinnamon sugar * 1 can (30 oz.) LIBBY'S Easy Pumpkin Pie Mix 1 box (3.4 oz.) vanilla instant pudding and pie filling mix 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1 cup frozen whipped topping, thawed [LIBBY'S Easy Pumpkin Pie Mix] LIBBY'S Easy Pumpkin Pie Mix PREHEAT oven to 400 F. PLACE pastry shells on baking sheet. Brush tops with butter and sprinkle with cinnamon-sugar. Bake according to package directions. Cool to room temperature. Remove tops and reserve for garnish. Remove soft pastry inside shells and discard. BEAT pumpkin pie mix, pudding mix and cinnamon in large mixer bowl on medium speed for 2 minutes. Gently fold in whipped topping. Spoon about 1/3 cup pumpkin mousse into each pastry shell. Top with pastry tops. Serve immediately. * For cinnamon sugar: Combine 1 tablespoon granulated sugar and 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon in small bowl. Yields 12
Being An Army Wife
Being an army wife is the hardest job Ihave ever had, but I love and support my hubby more then anything ,and will continue to support him in whatever decison he decides to make for our lives, I could not be more proud of him for the sacrficies he has made and continues to make. Having him gone the past twelve months has been a learning experience and I have learned not to take the little moments for granted, and that alot of things are not worth fighting over. I hope that when he comes home that I will be the best wife and friend he has ever had because i love him more then anything and only want to make him as happy a she has made me. Please continue to pray for his safe return and the safe return of all of out service men and women. a proud army wife
Fu Night Owls - Come Get Blue!!!
Good evening those who dont sleep. Night Owls Of fubar Blue Orion has late night tunes with live Dj's So click a pic and come join us!!... (repost of original by 'Dj_Meko~Dj @ blue orion~{FU_Hubby_2_Amitola}' on '2008-02-25 19:02:23')
Puting Self Out In Open
I've been single for almost a year now.I was in a 14 year relationship.She's moved on so it's time for me to get on with my life as well.I'm not in to playing games.If you're sincere I will be the same.I'm not looking to rush into anything either.I just wanna have some fun and mingle with someone of the opposite sex.
Sweet Victoria Takes A Shower
Sweet Victoria Takes a Shower in her F*CK ME shirt
Man If This Isn't Some Fuckin Irony
This is the FAKEST Bitch I know... although she has salutes and shit.. she is a FAKE friend.. and she owes my friend money for a plane ticket.. Now correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this cunt stain pretty fake herself using pics from 10 years ago and what not? Yeah.. you just got served bitch.
Stac-ology
About me: MOUTH-OLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? Creamy Caesar Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Subway Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Land's End in Homer Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 10%-20% Q.what food could you eat everyday for two weeks and not get sick of? Cheese Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pineapple and cheese Q. What do you like to put on your toast? Jam TECHNOLOGY Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A pic I took of a mountain is on my PC, my laptop has a pic I took of the frozen inlet. Q. How many televisions are in your house? 3 BIOLOGY Q.are you righty or lefty? Righty Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? My tonsils and wisdom teeth Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? Ashlynn yesterday Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Nope, had the wind knocked outta me, but that's about it. BULL[CRAP]O
Silver Fears
Shadowed fan blades spin in moonlight Silent and eerie in the dead of night The wind whispers of long lost dreams And ghosts wait to be discovered just out of sight Close your eyes and pretend to sleep Pretend to ignore them as shadows creep Wait for the dawn and the relief it brings From silence cold and darkness deep The moonlight falls heavy and silver on your face Following its nightly path as your eyes keep pace Theres so much beyond this deathly night Think of it and make your still heart race The morning comes with its golden tears Sweeping away all of the nights silver fears Feel the warmth of light on your trembling skin As the moonlights song fades from your ears
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Lady Spirit Wolfs Bio
Lady Spirit Wolf~Owner I have traveled the roads of maiden, mother and now crone. I have seen, tasted and felt the primal goddess in all aspects of my life. I know the old stories. I have danced the dance. I sing the songs and have shed the tears. Come now visit with me and get to know me. Travel the Medicine Circle of life with me. Sit at my fireside and enjoy the journey. I am known as Lady Spirit Wolf. I have been a practicing pagan for 30 years. I was an active High Priestess for a number of years and have since acted as crone to a local coven for several years. I do not claim title to any particular path as I have learned from a number of paths and all of them have contributed to the person I am today. I am not a religious woman but consider myself to be spiritual. I firmly believe that religion is for those who fear hell and spirituality is for those who have been there. I spent a number of years in the mountains of New Mexico surrounded by Mother Earth and all he
Michael Jackson Tour
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Maybe Just Once...
My father has told me three things in life that I will take to the grave. Well, more, I'm sure, but whatever - number one, Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see. number two, If you're forcing it, you're fucking it. and number three, Women aren't worth the trouble, just find a good, clean whore. Granted, he's been married three times and to the best of my knowledge none of them ended exactly amicably. My family is a bit fucked up when it comes to love and relationships, though. My grandfather has been married twice, the second time to his mistress of 30 years... my uncle's been married four or five times, and was rather permiscuous, and my father as well. but i will say this about my father. he may have cheated on his first wife, that's not in dispute... but the second, and my mother he was absolutely faithful to... and my mother... it's odd. she fucked around on him, at the end, only god knows how many times. it's funny... i've only heard the man use the 'love' wo
1st Blog
Words you DON'T want to hear at the end of an interview...Company: We will have our hiring manager contact with the next 2 weeks. If we don't contact you we have gone with another candiate. Applican't (maybe me ;P): What is the hiring managers name? Company: No shit this is the response!!!!! I don't think that's relevant at this point in time>>> WTF????
Tired
i've tried to make everyone happy. but i cant do it anymore. it hurts to think most of the time. it takes all of my energy maybe it'll stop. maybe there'll be a day when i can please everyone. that's the day it will stop. until then, i'll do my best to please everyone. if i fail at making you happy, i'm sorry.
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Demon Crew Approved Family Contests And Newest Member
CURRENT FAMILY CONTESTS BigMitch - needs 15K in comments for 1 Million FUBux PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONTEST GUIDELINES AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IF YOU ARE IN A CONTEST AND IT IS NOT ON HERE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. Announcing our newest member! Please welcome him to the family and show him some love! DJ SKULL~~ Co-Owner@ Cyanide&Happiness//Borgata Familya~~Demon Crew@ fubar Interested in joining the Demon Crew? Contact Liberty and she will be able to answer any of your questions ۞~DJ ʮT~* Manager for Dimension=X Lծ'$ G Demon Crew Recruiter@ fubar
Make Me Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.. The turbulence is awful and things go from bad-to-worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane and wails "I'm too young to die!" Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare .. riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle .. unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time........ No one moves................. He removes his shirt................ Muscles ripple across his chest.......... She gasps...................................
Sometimes.......
Sometimes, when we are not think straight, our minds are on other things, we can and do tend to say something we do not mean to say....and sometimes just those few words can have devistating results....*Open Mouth and Insert BOTH Feet Syndrome* and due to such a fact the very people you would never wish to hurt, do end up getting hurt in a very big way to say the least, I lnow as I myself have done just that very thing, to the one person I would never wish to hurt in the slightest, but in the heat of the moment I said somethig I very deeply regret and if it were possible I would give anything to freeze time to before the very second I said what I did so tht things would be different right at this moment in time and I would not feel as bad as I do right now............... To that very person I would like to say here and now, I am truly sorry for what I said, in fact I am not sure if you or any one will ever know just how much I do and will regret what I said and hope in time that
New Puppies This A.m
My little girl doggie gave birth to all her 7, yes seven, little puppies sometime this morning between 2:30 am and 6:30 am. She never woke us up, just laid in there in her box and did her little girl doggie thing. They were all cleaned up and nursing by the time we got up and saw them. We took them all to the vet this afternoon to get girl doggie a shot to help her milk come down and to make sure there was not a puppy left in her tummy that she didnt get out. All is well. If you haven't seen her yet, look in my photo album titled 'My new Dog' or something to that affect. I am going to get some pics of the puppies tomorrow and get them uploaded. They are 5 of them black and 2 of them brendal (tiger striped) - she got knocked up by a Brendal Pitt bull if you can believe that, my little half weenie dog half min pin. She is very very very protective of them and is doing well as a doggie mommy. She is keeping them cleaned up and close to her. They will all need a good home in 6 weeks.
Auction Pic
Hey, I'm up for auction. Want to fu-own me for a month. Here's your chance. Just go to this link and make a bid. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=605630&albumid=864185&i=3281114628&idx=11
Paul Is A Meanie! (edit. Paul Is Not A Meanie)
So yepp. Mr. Paulkins (this fellah below) P|@ fubar tagged me a while ago ~ and i never got the chance to write out my blog ... lol so here it goes. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I'm a smoker. Have been for 6 years and wont stop til I am ready. Don't like that? Go fuck yourself. LOL. 2: I absolutely HATE feet. Put em anywhere near me and i'll probably puke all over you. LOL. kidding. 3: Tattoos and piercings turn me on. 4: I am a total work-a-holic. 5: I will do anything for others. I'd rather hurt myself and have someone happy than be happy myself. 6: I am ADDICTED to victorias secret, but im not materialistic. 7: I am
Robin Williams For President!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens ha ve 90 days to get their affair
Leaving On Thursday!!
So Thursday I am goin to be heading to Florida for a week of fun and sun. I NEED SUN!! I'm so sick of the snow!! My plans changed a little bit and I am takin the bus so I will be in New York city and get a chance to spend sum time with Mario. I an goin to be leaving Thursday morning at 8:45 am and I'll be in Florida about 9pm Friday night. I got a great hotel with a pool, I'll be goin to Disney one day and then to Cocoa Beach. I am so excited to get outta Maine and get sum sun. My girl Rebecca will be gettin online for me to use my 11's. I will have internet at the hotel but I don't think that I will have much time to get on. Most likely I will get online at sum point to fill you all in and post sum pictures. so if I don't get to say good bye to any of you personal..Here's my good-bye!! I'll be takin to you all soon. I'll have my cell on yahoo if anyone wanted my yahoo address holla...Peace&Love Ms.Maine!! PS...Thanks Becca!!
Life
Its so hard to be nice in a who give a fuck world. Its so hard to be selfless in a selfish world. Its so hard to be happy when so many are sad Its so hard to awake in a gray fucking world Its so hard to go on living, when you feel as if no one would miss you. Its so hard to be who you are when every one around you dont see you at all. Its so hard, its so hard, it is just so fucking hard! Looking for a way for it not be, Looking for a world that is not such bull shit. Looking for a world of people who cares. Looking for a reason to feel a live. Looking for the little bit a red in this world. Looking for more, looking for more.. Why am I not just enough!
The Contest Is On And Poppin!
Okay then, first things first thank you to all who have shown interest or would like to enter and those who have already sent their lovely submissions. I will now go through all of the details of the contest. You must make me a sexy salute with my screen name, DMAN1973 or DMAN, either on a card you are holding or that is near you or on your body somewhere. When you have made your salute to me you will then post it in your pics so I can rip it to my page for the contest. Then we can talk about what you would like to receive for entering the contest since all who make me a salute will receive something. The contest will have two folders, one that is SFW and which will probably have the most entries, and an NSFW folder both of which will be open to rating and comments. Comment bombing will be allowed but will not necessarily determine the winner. I will use the ratings, comments and my own judgement to determine the winner. Whoever gets the most comments will receive at least the second p
Vacation
Since I haven't had a "real" vacation in about 8 years, I've decided to take off and have some fun in New York for St. Patrick's Day weekend...maybe longer, depends on my mood. Woot Woot! I've never been before, so recommendations on what to see and do is greatly appreciated. Thank you, thank you!
Newest Demon Crew Member ~ 2/25/08
Announcing our newest member! Please welcome him to the family and show him some love! DJ SKULL~~ Co-Owner@ Cyanide&Happiness//Borgata Familya~~Demon Crew@ fubar The Demon Crew Roll Call List can be found in this blog:http://fubar.com/blog/138584 1. We are a BOMBING FAMILY, therefore, if you are not serious about bombing in contests, then there is no reason to join our family. 2. If you don't bomb in other members' contests, then don't expect others to bomb your contest. 3. If you are in a contest and don't bomb yourself,then other members will not bomb your contest. 4. You need to notifiy me BEFORE you enter a contest. That way, we can ensure that we have enough support to help you win your contest. 5. If you are in a contest BEFORE you join the family,you may not have complete family support in that contest. 6. If you are a new member and enter a contest within 30 days of joining the Family, you may not receive comp
Saying Goodbye For A While!
I'm going to be off the site for a while! I have an operation coming up and I wont be able to log on and chat with my friends on here! But where I need help lies with a comment contest that I entered! I need 10,000 comments with no time limit and my reward is an one month VIP! If you would like to, please help me achieve my goal of 10,000 comments! The link is below and any and all help is appreciated! Thank you so very much with this! I wont forget anyone who helps me, either!
Xandria
Ok this is kinda my theme song to myself Dark are the streets, gloom's creeping out of the walls Dirt comes alive and Vampire all the neon-lights call Demons and fools and a lady of black Vampire She's of the kind nighttime-insomniac She sees the prayer and she's aware The times are hard but she don't care She's a vampire Desire darker than black She's a vampire Reach higher, no turning back Lyrics Her wings are curtains of the night She knows no wrong or right Dead are the places where this goddess has been Cold is the skin that this creature has seen Her universe is an ocean of blood Her dining table the cradle of mud She sees the prayer and she's aware The times are hard but she don't care She's a vampire Desire darker than black She's a vampire Reach higher, no turning back Her wings are curtains of the night Vampire She knows no wrong or right The night is blind, the mistress she is callin
What Superhero Are You?
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My Look Alikes, So They Say :-p
"if I Could Stick A Knife In My Heart-suicide Right On Stage!!"
yeah--i finally landed a gig at the premier long island venue-the Crazy Donkey on 3/27 at 10.45pm. this is a once in a lifetime thingy for me--lots of 'popular' and 'good' artists have played here over the years--and now--well--me i so need people to come down here--i know i'll never get the chance to play there again-so i'm not just gonna play my 4 song -20 minute set and leave the stage like i never even been there. i'm gonna rig up my fiddle bow not only with a guitar slide--but with a knife--during 'Public Suicide'--i'm gonna hurt myself on the stage--maybe real bad--maybe more--i may break a beer bottle and use that--it will all be good--i will execute judgement on myself in front of everybody--i want the press to be there--i want everybody to be there--even my enemies--the ones who managed to keep me off the good stages in new york--this will be great--remember iggy pop or the late gg allin--i want the press to be there--and if you can be there--i would love that-- if you l
Xandria
To understand this group and the meanings of this song you would of have to of been in the shoes of the person that is being sung about. Winterhearted lyrics by Xandria I was a fool for what I thought was Xandria love And I tried my best to keep Winterhearted up what we had We had a vision, no, I had lyrics a vision And now I've to see that free lyrics the vision is dead One of us is Winterhearted lyrics winterhearted One of us Xandria Winterhearted lyrics is cold as ice One Xandria Winterhearted song lyrics of us is breaking hearts And it's Xandria Winterhearted music lyrics not me I Xandria was romantic, so silly and blind I told the Winterhearted world that true love had a name But all that is left now lyrics is pity and shame One of us Xandria lyrics is winterhearted One Winterhearted lyrics of us is cold as ice One of us is Xandria Winterhearted lyrics breaking hearts And Xandria Winterhearted so
Screen Early
Theres no cure for autism, but early therapy can lessen the severity of this disorder. With that in mind, all children should be screened twice for autism by the age of two. What this means is parents will be asked by theiir doctor whether their 4-month-old smiles at the sound of her parents voices, and if their 9-month-olds babble, or their 1-year-olds point to toys. And other such tests. Of course, if the answer to any of these is "no" these are just signs that may hint at more focused testing. New reports also say children with suspected autism should begin treatment even before being formally diagnosed. One in 150 U.S. children are said to have some form of autism. Help your child by making sure he is not autistic
Making It Work!!!
Kind of funny how things work out at times, me and gf have been dating for going on four weeks now, and have been enjoying each other's company every time we can get together. Right now she is at work, been on one hell of a schedule last couple of weeks. She works nights, I work days, when we have time see each other in between. But maybe it's a way of testing how committed we are to each other, cause if we can make it through this and still be together, then think we can make it through a lot of other things. Miss my baby, hope she has a good night at work, I'll see her for a little bit in the morning and enjoy each second of it.
The New Priest's Nerves
SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous, he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as "the late J.C." 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as "Daddy, Junior and the spook". 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the
Three Priests...
Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh . Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. 'Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg.' He completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest goes to the window. 'Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes.' Mortified, he too fled. 'Morons....' the third priest mutters and moves to the window. 'Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you. ' They took a bus........
Only U Control U
If you force yourself to smile on the outside even when the inside wears a frown You'll find that eventually it warms the inside and it turns the frown upside down We believe what our minds tell us and only we control our minds So if we force ourselves to be positive to smile and pretend we're happy eventually we start believing it and thus we feel it it becomes real and not forced anymore... We control our minds...our thoughts and our feelings but too often we give that control up and thus are unhappy...take it back, own it and control it cause its all we have.
If You Only Knew Who Was Out There...
To all my beautiful ladies out there, ya'll know how many damn times Ive bitched bout watching who ya talk too. WAy tooooooooooooo many freaks n scumbagsout there looking fer u lovely ladies, n some of ya'll anit near careful enough. Got another friend on here who is very careful, n you have to be on here.Rember if a guy does this block hum..... Asks to pretty please seeeeeee yer cam or naughty nekkid pics. You know what hes sitting there doing............ Asks right off the bat to have yer yahoo mssger. Do that only after yer real careful n know him. Offers to send u any damn money, or worse yet fer you to send him some. Its a fuckin scam ladies, believe me i seen it before...... He keeps messanging u all the time after u ignored him. block him, damn his shtty feelings Says hes in love with you like after the second sentence.............. eeeeh damn some folks anit ever had a relationship in real life, n substitute fubar fer4 the real world. Is threating to u in any manner, tha
My Now Ex Boyfriend Is Retarded...
My now ex boyfriend is retarded.. who the hell drives 5 hours to see his girlfriend to only turn around and hangout with the friends he came out with for 8 hours without me??? does that make any sence??? Well fuck him now..I'm done with him.. I need a man not a little boy who still likes to play with his friends rather then his girlfriend... humm.. 8 hours of sex with your girl..or 8 hours of playing on the XBOX 360??
What Friends R
Very Sexy Comments & Graphics Friends are the flowers in the garden of life, They help you throuh times of trouble and strife, There's nothing like friends to make a heart sing, True friends will share with you most everything, They will not abandon you in a time of need, They are'nt overcome by envy or greed, Friends are the icing on lifes great big cake, Real friends will give and allow you to take, I don't know how I would survive without friends, They applaudmy beginnings and mourn my sad ends, Tell me please, what would I do, if I did'nt have a garden of friends just like you.
Its Not Their Fault
A Sad Story I attend a small writing class that happens to be completely filled with girls. It is very interesting to watch how they behave when guys aren't around. (They feel comfortable enough around me to forget I'm there at times.) Even more interesting to note is the Autistic girl. She is a very friendly person, but the differences are bright as day. She once jumped from her seat out of dead silence and asked, "Is it true that some people have mental problems and they think they're really young and they act really young even though they're really adults? Is that true?" It was a depressing moment. She was speaking about herself, albeit unknowingly. Yesterday she got up and wrote on the board the following words: "An EKG measures your Broccoli" She then asked if it was true what she said, and I told her no. Then she laughed heartily and said, "I'm funny aren't I!" "You're hilarious." She's good hearted. Today a group of non-autistic, although I won't go so far as to say
I Need A Huge Favor From All My Friends :)
Could all of you rate my stash for me please, I am trying to make it to Godfather(Godmother)Id really appreciate it, tysm Lots of love xoxoxox
The Real People Please Stand Up!!!
Okay, I have seen quite a bit in my first year on this site. Among the notable things ........ women that claim to have an ailment that has no cure yet, they can sit behind the computer all day. Women that claim to be someone they are not and hiding behind pictures to lure would be prospects in. The women that cant make a good living for themselves because they feel it easier to try and get a man to take care of them. Tn those that just crave attention and will cause all kinds of drama to get it. Last but not least, the women that ignore theirchildren to be online and to include the ones that let undue harm come to their kids such as, death ............ GET REAL OR GET OFF LINE to all you lil no goods.
Photos Of Me
HI I DONT POST ALL MY PHOTOS ON HERE BUT IF U ASK ME ILL GLADILY GIVE YOU MY MYSPACE ADRESS N ALL MY PICTURES OUR ON THERE.OUR ON THIS OUTHER SIGHT I HAVE I ALSO GOT YAHOO MSN.ALSO AOL.SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO CHAT WITH ME ON THERE JUST ASK N IF UR A NICE A NUFF PERSON I MIGHT GIVE U MY NAME..PEAICES
It Looks Good
I THINK THAT THINGS R GOING TO START GOING FOR THE BETTER. I AM RID OF THE WIFE, I GOT A NEW JOB AND I'M LIKING IT, WE OPEN THE BAR BACK THURSDAY NIGHT SO I START WORKING NIGHTS ALSO. SO THINGS GOING TO GET BETTER I KNOW
Sometime
Compliment three people every day * Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them * Leave everything a little better than you found it * Keep it simple * Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures * Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know * Commit yourself to constant improvement * Compliment even small improvements * Be forgiving of yourself and others * Make new friends but cherish old ones * Count your blessings * Take responsibility for every area of your life * Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation
Promoting Sarge's Bad Girls
I Have Made 2 Animations To Help Promote Sarge's Bad Girls ..If You Would Like To Use Either Of Them On Your Profile.. Let Me Know I Will Send You The Code.. Just Let Me Know Which One..One Is A Bit Bigger Than The Other
The Weekend Not There
Hey whats up? I haven't written a blog in a while but i thought i needed to write some bad stuff out so i could get it off my chest. Well the comparison of my girl being my eye of the hurricane is more apparent than ever now. Her and I had the most relaxing time together.. I saw Jumper with her which was pretty good. She likes the butter on the popcorn.. uu lala Couple of other things were amazing but thats hush hush :) So thank god "goddess" for her. But Shanes dad was having a rough time with his family..Kinda felt his pain about the whole thing as much as its kinda strange staying with your girlfriends ex. It makes me appreciate Pamela a lot more cause of how she eases my pain when i need to ventilate. As for my own family, Shannon is moving back home. You may be asking yourself isn't she married? Well she found some other email address her "husband" had. She printed out the chain of emails from girls about how great the weekends were. So im glad she figured that
This Crazy Bitch
ok this is what is going on my husband and i have been married for 8 years and his ex grilfriend is just now trying to come around ..she has call our house and she works as a bus aide for the head start at my kids school so she looked up my phone number and address from my nieces info on school records..my husband says to leave it be he told her to fuck off i want to go and tell this bitch myself to back the fuck off what should i do i cant take this much longer....so if anyone has any info to help me out or what i should do please feel free to leave a comment on what to do....
Getting Your Car Stuck
Now, this is something that I don't recommend... is trying to drive your car around someone else's when the ground is wet!! Well, like Brittany Spears, you guess it "oops! I did it again"! Yes, like a dumb ass I did it and got my car stuck.. And it is still stuck.!! I have to wait until the ground freezes or until it dries out to get my car unstuck... Talk about having a blonde moment!!! I did
Something Every One Must Know
Ok, some may call my a jilted lover, others may call me stupid . But still I thought this man could do no wrong. Not long after we got back together (if that is what you could really call it), I was laying in his arms and he told me that he was taking his wife to Hawaii, because she had found out about his extra marital affairs and that this was the ONLY way that he could keep his marriage intact. Wow what a blow. But just as it happens, while he was living large in Hawaii, I was in Atlanta. I thought about him often but there was a side of me that, for the sake of his son, I thought he needed to make his marriage work. He returned home and told me that all the did was argue and fight the whole time and that he felt he had wasted thousands of dollars. Will the next
Cheating
People and the past, Being Human we are always trying to figure people out. we do this by asking about their past to see what kind of a person they where. we do this more with the people we are in relationships. For myself I like getting to know my boys ex girl friend so I knew what I was in for. this last relationship, I didn't do so. I the days by day. I found out that the boy I was dating was a cheater once the women came to me and told me what had happen. so Naturally I went to his Ex to see if this was a pattern in his life before me. She believe that he had but never had proof of it. so My question to myself was to tell his new girl friend or to let it be. I told with my ex and He never did say sorry for cheating but he did say sorry for not telling me about it? So after talking with him I thought it best not to tell his new Girl friend in hope that he maybe different with her.. but is it true once a cheat always a cheat.. I pray for her sake she can change
Invitation To View Pic And Video
Check out my default pic in my profile.. and check out this download FAITHFUL JOHN at http://www.sendspace.com/file/o0345o go to the bottom of the window for download.. 52 minutes or 2 hours depending on your speed, etc.. Save the file if you like.. ENJOY Kids think it is great. Warm Regards....
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Ggrrr
Just some people! Piss me off!
Longing For You Baby!!!
Come Home Soon Lyrics Artist(Band):Shedaisy I put away the groceries And I take my daily bread I dream of your arms around me As I tuck the kids in bed I don't know what you're doin' And I don't know where you are But I look up at that great big sky And I hope you're wishin' on that same bright star I wonder, I pray [Chorus:] And I sleep alone I cry alone And it's so hard livin' here on my own So please, come home soon (Come home soon) I know that we're together Even though we're far apart And I'll wear our lucky penny 'round my neck Pressed to my heart I wonder, I pray [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge:] I still imagine your touch It's beautiful missing something that much But sometimes love needs a fighting chance So I'll wait my turn until it's our turn to dance I wonder, I pray [Second Chorus:] I sleep alone I cry alone Without you this house is not a home So please, come home soon [Third Chorus:] I walk alone I try alone I'll wai
It's A Zombie Infestation...
And it's funny! December Quinn's "Is it a Zombie?" Zombie Finger Cookies, also from December Quinn. Would those be perfect for a book release party or what? 10 Reasons Why Zombies are Better Than Men Susan and the Zombie Menace Susan and the Zombie MenaceAdd to My Profile | More Videos Demonstration of the Dead Demonstration of the DeadAdd to My Profile | More Videos And in the zombie revelry I'm going to end with a list of zombie stories that I loved: History is Dead, edited by Kim Paffenroth. An excellent collection of stories with some humor, some tragedy and some zombies that don't eat humans at all... "Station 19" by Michael Josef from Fried! Fast Food, Slow Deaths. An excellent, soulful tale that twists the anthology's theme and zombies. "By Zombies; Eaten" by Christopher William Buecheler from GUD, Issue 2. Another surprisingly soulful take on the fight between zombies and humanity. The line that inspires the title is absolutely haunting. One of
Life Is Good!
It is funny how you spend your whole life looking for love and happiness then to wake up one day to find you have both in abundance. I have three of the most wonderful people in My life. There is My Husband the man I love with everything in Me. So much so that even when I want to choke him, I can't imagine My life without him.Then there is My sweet chelsea, an unexpected but much needed love. Now when I though My life and heart could not get any bigger or more full, tim has come into My life. You ignite a passion in Me that I did not know existed. I want to shout from the rooftops " Thank you Goddess, for allowing Me to have this wonderful life!!!"
Just A Bad Day...
I hate it when these bad days come...it's just difficult to smile about anything. I can't help but be irritated on these days. And it's tough cuz I don't have anyone to talk to as EVERYONE seems to have something going on in their lives...ugh. I need a friend. All well tomorrow will be better.
Free Your Mind
Prejudice, wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go. I wear tight clothing, high heeled shoes It doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute, no, no, no I like rap music, wear hip hop clothes That doesn't mean that I'm sellin' dope no, no, no Oh my forgive me for having straight hair, no It doesn't mean there's another blood in my heir, ya, ya I might date another race or color It doesn't mean I don't like my strong black brothers. oh la la, oh la la, oh la la, oh la la Why oh why must it be this way? oh la la, oh la la, oh la la, oh la la Before you can read me you got to learn how to see me, I said Free your mind and the rest will follow Be color blind, don't be so shallow. Free your mind and the rest will follow Be color blind, don't be so shallow So I'm a sistah Buy things with cash That really doesn't mean that all my credit's bad, oooh So why dispute me and waste my time Because you really feel the price is high, for me I can't look without being
Been Sick
Call it luck or call it alabama crud but its been hitting the alabama state like wildfire. Im just now getting over it so hopefully no one else will get it. Hope everyone had a great valentines day. Ill be hitting everyone thats near and dear with a special thing this week so be patient. Hugs to all my friends that cared and left comments or messages. Thanks southern gentleman
Venting!!!!!!!!
OK....today was ok...started out feelin' kinda yucky from sinus drainage but it got a little better....until now....it just got worse. My wonderful 3 yr. old son is out to get me again. He got really quiet and if you have children....that's not a good sign. I went to find him.....I found him alright. I just followed to smell. I found him in his room, where he had dumped a cake mix out on the floor, a bag of Wilton candy melts (chocolate....that you make candy with) and had some how managed to get the container of parmesan cheese and dump that on top of all of it. With his door closed....it smelled to high heaven when I opened it to find such a disastrous mess. I wanted to throttle him. It does me no good to spank him because I have done that.....he just keeps doing this crap. I swear....he wears me out!!!!!!! I just needed to vent! I don't care if anyone cares or not.....I just needed to!!!!!!
Auction Bid
ok i am up for auction if anyone wants to bid on me http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=747534&albumid=870764&i=2938831195#
More Stupid Killeen Criminals
It seems Mr Lutz lifted the managers keys and was gonna come back later and rob d'place. Now Mr Lutz has a warrant out for his arrest. Should you know him, $1000 awaits you at TIPS......Go ahead, call it, and help us out. Here's another idiot. 20 year old Miguel seems to have bigger problems than his sparkling clean record revealed to cops. They let him go, until. Only after letting him go did they matched the serial number of the plasma screen in the back of his Ford Ranger, to one that was stolen from somebodies house just down the street. Again, here's a crime stoppers moment. Hey, what can I say. KPD needs all the help it can get.
What Can You Do...
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Why Should We Worry..........
According to the EPA, most homes have airborne concentrations of hazardous chemicals that are two to five times higher indoors than outdoors. According to the EPA, toxic chemicals found in the home are three times more likely to cause cancer than outdoor airborne pollutants. The Consumer product Safety Commission connects 150 chemicals commonly found in our homes to allergies, birth defects, cancer and psychological disorders. The National Cancer Institute has a list of twenty known carcinogens and over 2,200 chemicals that are probable carcinogens. Many of these chemicals are in the cleaners and personal care products you buy at your local grocery store.
Into The Ocean
I'm just a normal boy That sank when I fell overboard My ship would leave the country But I'd rather swim ashore Without a life vest I'd be stuck again Wish I was much more masculine Maybe then I could learn to swim Like 'fourteen miles away' Now floating up and down I spin, colliding into sound Like whales beneath me diving down I'm sinking to the bottom of my Everything that freaks me out The lighthouse beam has just run out I'm cold as cold as cold can be be I want to swim away but don't know how Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean Let the waves up take me down Let the hurricane set in motion... yeah Let the rain of what I feel right now...come down Let the rain come down Where is the coastguard I keep looking each direction For a spotlight, give me something I need something for protection Maybe flotsam junk will do just fine the jetsam sunk, I'm left behind I'm treading for my life believe me (How can I keep up this breathing)
Some Facts That You Didnt Know
There are more than 3 million poisonings every year. Household cleaners are the #1 cause of poisonings in children. Regular shampoos often contain formaldehyde as a preservative Since 1980 asthma has increased by 600% Common household products have been identified as triggers of asthma A 15-year study found that women who worked at home had a 54% higher death rate from cancer than women who had jobs outside the home. Manufacturers ARE NOT required to list the exact ingredients on a label Chemical names are often disguised by using "trade names", so you may not recognize the chemical for what it truly is A women's fertility has also been negatively affected by the increase use of chemicals. In 1934 only 21 cases of endometriosis existed in the entire world. Today over 5 million women have this condition, which causes infertility in the US alone.
Wanting To Do More...
I tend to be a very giving person. I would take my clothes off and hand them over to someone who needed them more than me in a heart beat. I do my best to help out any one and everyone. There are just times though when I want to help so bad and just can't or I don't have the resources to do so. Today is one of those days. A friend of mine is in dire need of help and I can't help them. I don't have what they need. They are looking to me for answers and I don't have them. This drives me nuts there's nothing I can do to make it easier on them. It's frustrating I have no idea what to do or to say. It is tearing me up inside and wish I could do more to help them. It's a real downer for me. It makes me very sad....
Dr Phil's Quiz!
Take Dr Phil's Quiz! Your Score was: 45 According to Dr Phil: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. http://www.ultsoftware.com/PhilQuiz.html
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Video:gorillaz:clint Eastwood
=================================================== I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless,but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless, but not for long The future is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on Yeah... Ha Ha! Finally someone let me out of my cage Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age Now I couldn't be there Now you shouldn't be scared I'm good at repairs And I'm under each snare Intangible Bet you didn't think so I command you to Panoramic view Look I'll make it all manageable Pick and choose Sit and lose All you different crews Chicks and dudes Who you think is really kickin' tunes? Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube Like you lit the fuse You think it's fictional Mystical? Maybe Spiritual Hearable What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy Lifeless To know the definition for what li
Don't Give Up
Have you ever wondered of true love? Stared out in great above? Wondering if someone was meant for you? Days go by, still love untrue All alone you spend another day On your knees you begin to pray asking god, what can i do To find a love, one so true Praying for a long while And still no happiness, or a smile finally giving up on this "love" thing that god "failed" to bring .............................. But WAIT!! Who is this? A girl with the sweetest kiss!! Days are changing, happiness shows and the love, how it grows Thanking god, for helping you choose This wonderful love, youd rather die then lose For this love, she has all of your heart great thing you never gave up on love from the start never give up on what you love go down with a fight til the end cause you just might make it...
Gorillaz:clint Eastwood
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless,but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless, but not for long The future is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on Yeah... Ha Ha! Finally someone let me out of my cage Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age Now I couldn't be there Now you shouldn't be scared I'm good at repairs And I'm under each snare Intangible Bet you didn't think so I command you to Panoramic view Look I'll make it all manageable Pick and choose Sit and lose All you different crews Chicks and dudes Who you think is really kickin' tunes? Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube Like you lit the fuse You think it's fictional Mystical? Maybe Spiritual Hearable What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy Lifeless To know the definition for what life is Priceless For you because I put you on the hype shi
For The Girls
girls, girls, girls.... A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
why in the hell can't there be any good people any more.. I see these women on here flashin their tits and bein PROUD that their sluts... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SOCIETY. last i knew it was a bad thing to be considered a slut... DAMN AIN'T YOU ALL HEARD OF AIDS???? a child isn't the problem anymore.... come on.. why can't people get to know some1 anymore before they are in the bedroom fuckin and suckin... some people don't even make it to the damn bed room.... put it this way... I'M SICK OF PEOPLE TRYIN TA BASICALY CYBER FUCK.... what happened to marrying the one you can't live without... or makin some1 feel special... that's all i want... i wanna feel special... so if you wanna ask me sexual questions or try and 'holla' at me... MOVE ON TO THE NEXT WHORE... cuz your NOT gonna find one here... just lookin for sum real people. DAMN IT
My Vip
This Thank you goes to Heather, She Bought me this VIP for Valentines And I love it I have told her A bunch Thank you. I wanted to write her A Thank you so everyone knows how much this means no how Much she means to me. Thank you Heather (Eyes_Ta_Di_4)
Rate Folder
Hurry up and get your rate on. The folder will be closed at 9pm feb 26 look for the album marked rate for fubucks. Rate all 10's get 10k 11's get 20k
My Heart And Soul
No matter how far you are or where you are No matter how much space between us But I will wait for you with hope in my heart My love still lonely and search for your soul Yes, it is miserable when you are not close to me I am sure my world is better when I am in your arms My love for you is pure, divine and grows sure in me Your love has no condition on me and sets me free Waiting for you to feel your gentle touch Waiting for you to hear your soften voice Waiting for you to get your huge hug Waiting for you to get your deep kiss Yes, I find all my happiness in loving you No matter when or how soon you will come back But my heart is waiting for you.
You Came Into My Life
You came into my life Like a soft summer breeze. The moment almost passed It swept by with such ease. Though brief the encounter It awoke thoughts of you. Your lips touched mine Like a soft morning dew. But what started so gently Soon grew in strength. I shivered and trembled I knew what this meant. A desire within me To be close to you. I felt bewitched i was lost in you and foever will be cuase my heart belongs to you.
True Friend
if you read this and are a true friend be ready to re add me on the 27th i will be dumping all my friends out but my family will stay if you are a true friend send a new friends requset
Nosy People
Is what i want to know how is that my family can just go through my stuff on the computer with out using the home computer im looking for answers if someone could help me and please show me how they are doing it and find things out,that would be a great help for me because im so tired of people getting on my nerves and going through my stuff,so im asking anyone out there could please help me out and so that i can get to the bottom of this once for all,Please leave me answers and i"ll be glad to get back to you.I just need help all at once thank you
Pain And Trust
I walk into the room knowing he lerks there. Thinking to myself how do i get out of this one. Then quick and silent he is upon me. Then as soft as possible a whisper comes to my ear "Did you really think I wouldnt find out?". I knew not to answer my time had came for i really do believe i brought upon this myself. As i wait for that familier feel of his paddle across my skin. For i do love this part. But i know some of you readers could never understand but this is the ultament trust you can give another.
Gone But Never Forgotten...
imikimi - Customize Your World A Celebration Of You... It was nothing that we could have suspected, there was no way for us to know. That something so tragic could happen and in a blink of the eye that u would have to go. Many days have passed and i question myself asking why i never accepted your offer to be your wife, I'd give everything i have just to have you back in our life. Sometimes it feels like an eternity since you've been gone, My heart aches and i often cry up to heaven wanting you back so i wont be alone. I thank you so much even though your not here, You gave me a precious gift and when i look into her eyes i sometimes see you my dear. I often laugh and remember all the good times we shared, You never let a day go by without telling me how much cared. I pray that you know how much i truely loved you... I've been told that i am lucky but 13 years just dont seem long enough, It gets so hard sometimes to make it through the day i wonder i am really that to
Iris Poem
IRIS LIKE THE FLOWER-THAT BLOOMS UNDER THE WINTER SNOW.YOU STRETCH OUT YOUR ARMS AND KISS THE SUNLIT GLOW.THE APPEARANCE OF THE RAINBOW ENHANCES SUCH BEAUTY.YOUR HEART IS AN OPEN BLOSSOM,FOR THE WORLD TO SEE YOUR INNER MOST SOUL.YOU SMILE UPON THE EARTH-IN A SPRING INTERIM,AND SEE THE NITE SKY-GLEAM.THE WHISPER IN THE DARKNESS BREEZE SENDS A SHIVER WITHIN YOUR ESSENCE.YOUR INSIGHT,OH HOW DIFFERENT FROM DAY-NIGHT.IN THE SUMMER LULL,YOU GREET THE FRESH RAIN,HIDE IN THE WORSE OF STORMS,AND SHED A SINGLE TEAR,IN THE MORNING AWAKENING.THEN A CALM ECHOES,IN THE SEASON OF THE HARVEST MOON.YOU TUCK YOUR LEAVES,FOR A RESTFUL SLEEP.OH SLEEP MY BLOSSOM.FOR THY SHALL SEEK THE NEW SEASON,AND THY SHALL BE BEAUTIFUL THAN THIS TIME OF THE CHANGES.PEACE WILL COME.AND THAT WITHIN YOUR SOUL THE SEED OF LIFE SHALL SOW UPON THIS EARTH,AND THEE SHALL SHINE ONCE AGAIN.BE STILL AND LISTEN TO THE WIND,THE WATER,THE WHISPERS.THEY SHALL COMFORT YOU AS YOU CLOSE THOSE EYES THAT BRINGS HOPE TO THIS FORSAKEN P
My Profile Name
yes it is true i am deleting people cuz i am so sick of the fake ass friends that only wanna talk to you like mmmmmm every once in a blue moon or the kind that wanna add you then never talk to you again and yeah i am sooooo sick of the ones that make it clear that they are ignoring you so i am gonna go thru my friends list and probably almost everyone will be gone those of you who know i care alot about ya will not be goin anywhere you guys have been the best of friends
New Car
Forgot to tell you, I bought a new Lexus LS 430 last Thursday, and returned to the dealer Friday because I couldn't get the damn radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he said, and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia on My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next couple of days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved just in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately, the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy P
Just As A Wave Is Lifted By The Shore
Just as a Wave Is Lifted by the Shore Just as a wave is lifted by the shore, Then breaks across the slowly rising sand, So as I watch you weep my feelings pour Across the wash of what I understand. I wish I could just take you in my arms And all your pain could melt into my chest, And all the violence of passing storms Could pass through me and finally come to rest. No words can set things right or presence lend A miracle to light your darkened way, But there is solace in a loving friend And soul mate comfort in what I don't have to say. Whatever circumstance you cannot bear, Just turn to me, and you will find me there. ~ Nicholas Gordon THIS IS THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT A CERTAIN SOMEONE I HURT MY GIRL ,I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME BACK AND HAVE IT THE WAY IT WAS...IM SORRY FOR WHAT I'VE DONE..
Update On Auction
ok since i have no members that's joining the auction i'm opening it to everyone that wants in for nothin. there's no cover charge just let me know what pic you want used.
The Legend Of The Spider And The Silken Strand Held In God's Hands
There is an old Danish legend With a lesson for us all Of an ambitious spider and his rise and his fall, Who wove his sheer web with intricate care as it hung suspended somewhere in mid-air, then in soft, idle luxury he feasted each day on the small, foolish insects he enticed as his prey, growing ever more arrogant and smug all the while he lived like a "king" in self-satisfied style as gazing one day at the sheer strand suspended, he said, "I don't need this", So he recklessly rended the strand that held his web in its place and with sudden swiftness the web crumpled in space- and that was the end of the spider who grew so arrogantly proud that he no longer knew that it was the strand that reached down from above like the cord of God's grace and his infinite love that links our lives to the great unknown, for man cannot live or exist on his own- and this old legend with simplicity told is a moral as true as the legend is old- don't sever the
Only He Knows The Way
With every stroke of his hand the closer we become. He knows what i crave and what i need to be. He understands me when at times I dont understand me. Thats why he has me and he will probably always will. He was brought to me by the force of the powers to be. Only he can see what is in the depth of me. This is what makes a Master a Master. He knows what needs to be done for his sub/slave and he does it. He leads them where they need to go and how to get there. To some they will never understand this life thats because they where not chosen for this path. For i was and i embrace it with all i am . And when he comes to call I will smile and go willing into his open arms!
Auction Time!
ITS AUCTION TIME! CHECK OUT THESE HOTTIES AND BID ON YOUR OWN FU-FABULOUS MEMBER! Just click the pic to place your bid! Non paying bidders will be blown up here..lol
Bobby Mc Ferrin "blackbird"
Wicked, The Play
The story behind the Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked. It is all about Elphaba who was born green and had to deal with the challenges that entails. We also learn of the very perky blonde, Galinda, who later becomes Glinda, the Good. Most of the play is set during thier teen years, which I loved. My favorite songs were Popular and Defying Gravity. My thoughts on the play. Well.. First it was a bit slow, but there is a lot of info they were trying to get out. I giggled at Galindas querkiness. They made the most of her blondeness. Elphaba was a great character and the actress did a fabulous job! The ending of the first act was amazing! I got chills! We then had a short 15 minute break and went into Act two.. which was disappointing. Honestly I wanted more! I didnt like how there were inconsistencies between the play and the movie. I didnt like the ending. Overall, the cast did a fantastic job! The music was wonderful and the dancing was superb! I told Max that I would have
Thoughts
To all the memories made... My love shall never fade... I see the sparkle in your eye, I know I made you cry... To see that perfect someone... a dream come true... To watch what we could have had... Fade and trickle through To see you with another... a knife in the heart... Hoping, praying,and wishing we were never apart... True love... a brave and beautiful thing... Silent is the pain, Leaving that black stain... Why me? Why now? Is there some way i can turn this all around.... I see the end in sight... I thought about that night... You were mine for a while, at least I made you smile... I hold you in my dreams, I hold you in my heart... Try to think of ways, we could have changed things from the start... The sun is rising, another new day... In my dreams you never go away... I've lost you, never had you from the start... So why in the world is this still breaking my heart... Another love, another day, I never wanted you to go away... Your gone now, the end is near
Quiet People Make Good Friends
I used to be very shy and if anyone commented to me about it, I would sink deeper within myself. People often had trouble being around me because I was so quiet; they didn't know how to communicate with me. They didn't know me, and they didn't care to find out who I was on the inside. Even to this day if anyone says anything about me being quiet, I find myself sinking within. It's a battle for me to stop myself from sinking again inside. It's better for me to be with someone on a one on one friendship. I am very creative, I love to blog, I love to send beautiful graphic comments, I see things in detail around me. Most people overlook the little things but I see them. Quiet people make good friends.
Upsetting News
I have had a death in the family. Please keep my family in your prayers. My aunt (by marriage) lost her brother. I know that she is going to be alright, its my cousins who Im worried about. They were really close to their uncle and its just a shock to them. My 19 year old cousin was living with his uncle. He came home from work and found him. Now hes scared to go to sleep and is in shock. I will be going to visit them tomorrow and to attend the funeral. Please keep them all in your prayers for me. Thank you!
Sfa Chief Defends Under-fire Refs
SFA chief defends under-fire refs Motherwell players were unhappy with referee Craig Thomson Scottish FA chief executive Gordon Smith has called for more respect to be shown towards referees. "I feel that there has been a little bit of momentum built up against referees," said Smith. "Referees have a very difficult job to do and we want to try to encourage people to become referees because without them we don't have a game. "So I think they deserve a lot more respect than they have been given, all through the different levels." Premier League referees were once again under the spotlight at the weekend. Motherwell players reacted angrily when Hearts scored after Craig Thomson waved the action on following a head knock to David Clarkson. And St Mirren manager Gus MacPherson was outraged at the decision from Eddie Smith which led to Shunsuke Nakamura netting a late free-kick winner for Celtic at Love Street. I would point out that referees are being ask
I Have The Flu......darn It I Hate Being Sick
Well guys, I got the flu and I am sicker than a dog. I even puked on my doctor yesterday...LOL. I don't feel like lounging, answering my shout box or giving out comments. I am just so run down and worn out. On the bright side I do feel like giving picture ratings and rating stashes. I will also be working on my page. Uploading and that type of stuff. Bear with me until I get this thing over with.
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Comments
ok every time i look at my friends pages they've got like 50billion comments on almost every pic on their page and that's not even the NSFW pics. Why can't people comment if they're gonna rate? it's not that hard and if you're looking to get points that;s a good way to do it. please if you're gonna rate my pics comment too.
Wolf
Wolves communicate not only by sound (such as yipping, growling, and howling), but also by body language. This ranges from subtle signals-such as a slight shift in weight-to the obvious, like rolling on the back as a sign of submission. Here are some other examples of Body postures: Dominance - A dominant wolf stands stiff legged and tall. The ears are erect and forward, and the hackles bristle slightly. Often the tail is held vertical and curled toward the back. This display shows the wolf's rank to all others in the pack. A dominant lupine may stare penetratingly at a submissive one, pin it to the ground, "ride up" on its shoulders, or even stand on its hind legs. Submission (active) - In active submission, the entire body is lowered, and the lips and ears are drawn back. Sometimes active submission is accompanied by a rapid thrusting out of the tongue and lowering of the hindquarters. The tail is placed down, or halfway or fully between the legs, and the muzzle often points up to
Poem
My body is shaking When will it stop? My throat is all clogged up I can hardly breathe My words are all choked up I can hardly speak Why did he have to do this? Doesn't he know? I love him too much I thought that he loved me back? I guess it was not so What happenend to us? What happenend to the guy I fell for? I know I did some wrong I am trying to change I know he deserves so much better I am worthless I am nothing I was so lucky to have him I really felt something for him I felt like he was the one That I could spend the rest of my life with He kept telling me How much he loved me Then he tells me that it is over? You can not tell someone that Just to dump them I am tired of hearing That I can do better I thought that we'd be together Forever and ever I gave him everything I told him things That no one else knew I shared secrets with him I trusted him I gave him my world Now what should I do?
Suicidal And Heartbroken
He dumped me today. Six days before our two months. I fell in love with him. I know I wasn't supposed to, but I did. I knew that if I did then I would be hurt. I knew it, but I took a chance. I am done with guys forever. I can't take this anymore. I can't take the heartbrakes. I can't take me putting my life into the one guy. He said all this stuff about wanting to be with me forever, wanting to get married to me and have kids with me. Want to know what? He has a fucking kid. He never told me about that. And one of my fucking exs told him that we were together or something. My resent ex believed him. I am sick of people lying to people to get me in trouble. I am sick of all this crap going on with my life. I am so fucking tired of everything. I wish that I could just fucking die right now. Please call me and try to cheer me up.
My Docs Apt Today
For my friends that are concerned about my health and what the doctor said today.... The doctor said...I have full blown cervical cancer now.. and I was diagnosed with diabetes.. What is the worst part.. I can't afford the medications the doctor prescribed to me.. That is an update on what's going on.. Thank you for my friends that have stuck by me through all this.. I love you all Cassie
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Nsfw Album.
I deleted the "Sexy Time" album because I was tired of people asking for more dirty ones. First of all, I never posted anything dirty. You could never see anything. I'm tired of guys asking for cleavage pics. Sorry, but I'm not a person you can be wacking off too. It's gotten so bad that a guy has asked me to be a one night escort. I'm not a whore. Whores fuck everyone. I'm a bitch. I fuck everyone but you hahaha. So yeah, it's gone, stop asking for these pics because A I just don't have the boobs like you think I do and b a friend and I were texting who is on Fubar and he thinks that I get the attention by posting pics of provocative nature and he's right. I already made it to Godfather once and was taken from me because someone made up a lie that I made fake accounts. Check the IP's douchebags. Won't be the same as mine!! I'm happy to make it there once, so if I get there again, it's because people like me. Not my tits. -L-
One With Wolf Full Version
Follow me to another place and time A place of harmony 'midst wolf and his kind As day ends and night begins to fall ... Off in the distance, I hear my brother's call A wolf spirit trapped in human skin I long to run with my wolfen kin As my brother's howl comes within range 'Neath the stars, my body begins to change ... At last my body and spirit are one Faster! Faster! My paws begin to run! Without pause or looking back ... I search to find my brother's pack! Then I see my Celtic spirit sister there and my Cherokee sister with the raven hair Off standing in the shadowy moon beams is "Yellow Wolf Who Follows His Dreams" Romping 'round the Craggy Mountain bend There's my grandsons, "Brother's of the Wind" Yes, all my wolf friends are gathered there! Howling and running with paws flying on air As clear and continuous as a mountain stream We forever dream our Wolf-Dreamer's Dream This is my wolf pack, my loyal family Humans by day ...... But at
Doing The Dance - The Relationship Jingo-jango Two-step Tango --- Read And Listen!
Something I've noticed over the course of my various relationships is that girls and boys are vastly different... and I'm not just talking about boobies and penises and vaginas. I'm talking about emotions and stuff... expectations. We humans are very simple creatures. During the courtship period of a relationship, traditionally man engages in pursuit of woman and she resists and plays hard-to-get (to whatever degree). This behavior leaves an impression on woman that man wants her and he cares about her. It also gives man the motivation of the thrill of the hunt. She associates the efforts made during the courtship with affection and desire and love. And woman craves to be desired. He associates her hesitation as a challenge. And men love a challenge. Once the courtship period is over, man feels like he can relax again and be himself. He reaches a certain comfort level where he feels like he doesn't have to impress woman anymore... for man, the job is done. He can sit ba
The Madness Needs To Stop!
One With Wolf
Follow me to another place and time A place of harmony 'midst wolf and his kind As day ends and night begins to fall ... Off in the distance, I hear my brother's call A wolf spirit trapped in human skin I long to run with my wolfen kin As my brother's howl comes within range 'Neath the stars, my body begins to change ...
Take A Britshit And Donkey Punch Muslim Style It
Alright all you donkey raping shit eaters out there, listen up. Here are some krunk slang terms. Now for all the people who are down like four flat tires on a dump truck and don't suck shlollocks, here are some. So dont be a weenus and shut the, fuck you up. http://www.urbandictionary.com/ (oh and for all the bioshackers, the link above is to be clicked on and it will take you to the site so you can have some learnage, dugh! Gosh!!)
Update
for those that know what my life has been like it has only taken a turn for the worst lately the man i thought would treat me so good is sitting in jail for sending me to the emergency room last month and im afraid he will be getting out soon and im stuck here
Medicine Wolf
My brother, the wolf, who holds medicine powers. In the moonlight of the night pray for me. In the moonlight of the night, sing a medicine song for me. In the moonlight of the night, whisper to me the secret of your powers. In the moonlight of the night, show me in my dreams how to be strong like you.
The Wolf (wa-hya Or Wa-ya)
To Native Americans, the wolf is a powerful spiritual symbol. They are considered to be teachers or pathfinders. The wolf star was red, an esteemed color, associated with the wolf by all tribes. Also known as Sirius, it is the brightest star in the Northern Sky. The milky way was the wolf's trail-the route to heaven. In time, the wolf also became associated among the four seasons with summer, among the trees with the willow, and among the great natural forces with the clouds. The indians respected the wolf's prowess as a hunter, his stamina, and the way he moved silently across the landscape. They were moved by his howling, which they sometimes regarded as talking with the spirit world. The wolf appears in many legends as a messenger, great long distance travelor and a guide for anyone seeking the spirit world. He was the forerunner of new ideas who returned to the clan to teach and share medicine. Wolf is the Grand teacher. Wolf is the sage, who after many wi
Crowe 008 Triple A Enforcer Lead
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ZOOM ON IN TO?!?!?! WE HAVE THE GREATEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN ME CROWE 008 (TRIPLE-A TEAM LEAD) FOR SOME AWESOME TUNES, GREAT CHAT..AND!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHS!!! DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS... AFTERSHOCK WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND WE PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~ (Lead DJ) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ GREENMOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~DJ KICKASS~*~ ~*~DJ DOMINIQ~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ COME ON IN AND LISTEN FOR A BIT... YOU MIGHT JUST FIND THAT HOME AWAY FROM HOME YOU'VE BEEN WANTING...
The Spirit Of The Wolf
I've always seen the Wolf as an earth spirit (as opposed to air, water, fire) because it seems so grounded. I don't know if that's how others see it, though. Wolf has a wild, natural spirit that speaks as much of family and community as it does of predatory impulses and primal instinct. I've never thought of the Wolf as evil or malevolent but as a naturally wild, instinctive force of nature. It feeds when its hungry, it attacks when it feels threatened. Wolf is one of the natural, instinctive, primal forces within us all that must be tempered with our human conscience, spirit and intelligence. I think the Wolfspirit speaks to so many of us because it speaks of freedom, a return to basic instincts and a wild spirit that appeals to those parts of ourselves we have closed off by living in cities and by devoting ourselves mostly to our working lives. It's that part of ourselves we need to find and bring back into our lives in order to achieve some sort of balance.
Shit Happens Yet Again.....
life is bullshit anymore.... just lost another buddy over the weekend. i hate this fucking shit. people around me are dieing or im friends with someone who is having to deal with a death. im tired of this shit.......its just not right...... and please dont tell me all about yoru "god" this and that bullshit either!!!!! this was just plain wrong!!!!!!!!
Wolf As Spirit Guide
Wolf as Spirit Guide Wolf's Characteristics are: Earth Wisdom, Protection, Loyalty, Perseverance, Success, Spirit Teaching, Guidance In Dreams And Meditations, Outwitting Enemies, Ability To Pass Unseen, Steadfastness. The White Wolf represents Purity, Cunning and Strength. "Wolf is the pathfinder, the forerunner of new ideas who returns to the clan to teach and share medicine. Wolf takes one mate for life and is loyal like Dog. If you were to keep company with Wolves, you would find an enormous sense of family within the pack, as well as a strong individualistic urge. These qualities make Wolf very much like the human race. As humans, we also have an ability to be a part of society and yet still embody our individual dreams and ideas. In the great Star Nation, Wolf is represented by the Dog Star, Sirius, which legend tells us was the original home of our teachers in ancient times. Sirius was thought to be the home of the gods by the ancient Egyptians, and is still considere
Wolf Quotes
"We listened for a voice crying in the wilderness. And we heard the jubilation of wolves!" -Durwood L. Allen "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack." -Rudyard Kipling "Wolf is the Grand Teacher. Wolf is the sage, who after many winters upon the sacred path and seeking the ways of wisdom, returns to share new knowledge with the tribe. Wolf is both the radical and the traditional in the same breath. When the Wolf walks by you-you will remember." -Robert Ghost Wolf "Only a mountain has lived long enough to listen objectively to the howl of a wolf." -Aldo Leopold "We reached the old wolf in time to watch the fierce green fire dying in her eyes. . . .There was something new to me in those eyes--- something known only to her and the mountains. I was young then, and full of trigger-itch. I thought that because fewer wolves more deer that no wolves would mean hunter's paradise, but after seeing the green fire dire, I sensed that neit
Hey Sugar
Thought For The Day
My Love
When I see your eyes, it make my face turns around. And the time you look at me, my world spins round and round. As I look in your sexy body, there is something that wondering around me. Will I take the risk to love you, or just be satisfy by looking at you. No matter what happens I'll take my opportunity, even this love can kill me. I will hold this love forever, it is for you to remember. My love for you is true, hoping your feelings are the same too. So if I sacrifice my body and soul for you, Will you do it for me too?
My Life
SO I HAVE THIS BF WHO IS AWAY RIGHT NOW IN TRAINING. HE DOESNT CALL ME VERY MUCH AND THE LAST TIME HE DID WE GOT IN A FIGHT.THAT IC BEcuz i called him and he was drinking with a bunch of gils and had to let me go but he would call me back the next day after his hangover was gone.SO I HUNG UP ON HIM.then he called me but didnt tlk to me he tlked to his buddys about some chick and going to the movies...then thts when we got in a fight cuz he wanted to let me go cuz the movies was in 2 hours and he wanted to go do something.. so gay.. i told him wht ever and bye and i hung up.. BUT HE SAID DO I REALY WAT TO DO THIS LIKE HE IS GONNA DO SOMETHING... I MEAN I REALY LOVE HIM BUT IM NOT TO SURE I AM GETTING THE SAME LOVE BACK..I MEAN I WOULD RATHER BE SINGKE A HAVE FUN THEN BE HOW AM RIGHT NO. ITS NOT LIKE HE GOT OFF ON A GOOD FOOT WTH MY SISTER EITHER.. SHE HAD TO USE MY PHONE TO CALLL OUR MO AND AS SOON AS SHE WAS DONE HE IS ON THE 2-WAY YELLING AT ME "HEY BITCH PICK UP UR FUCKING PHNE." MY
Fuck Or Pass
Fuck Or Pass? There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck me, send a private message saying so! Repost this to your own blog and see who replies.
The Road
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN by Robert Frost Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
Desire
I can hear the rain outside trickling down my window While my fingers drown in my own private Stream of water. It was just last night that you were here with me When our bodies became one and I Lost myself with you. Your taste still lingers in my mouth And your touch still burns on my skin. You've left this morning You've left me aching for more of you. I find myself thinking of you More than I ever though I would. You have such a hold on me I'd be willing to please you for eternity. I treasure each of your kisses And hate the feeling of being alone Since all I can do is touch myself And silently wish that you would be inside of me. I run my hands across my breasts remembering The way you did it last night. I feel fire between my thighs Once again with you on my mind. I have to finish this pleasure at once. I can't keep it locked up any longer Otherwise I'll explode with heartache. I reach the level of satisfaction for the moment. And my heart fl
To All Of My Old So Called Friends
How many times was I there when you needed someone who cares? Always there that is the correct fucking answer. How may of you were there when I needed someone? Not a fucking one of you. So let me make this perfectly clear to all of you, FUCK OFF!!!!!!
The Road Not Taken
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN by Robert Frost Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
Bore Dom
yeah well i need more booze
Giving In...by Adema
"Giving In" Will you, walk me To the edge again Shaking, lonely, and I am drinking again Woke up tonight and no one's here with me I'm giving in to you Take me under I'm giving in to you I'm dying tonight I'm giving in to you Watch me crumble I'm giving in to you I'm crying tonight I'm giving in to you Caught up, in life Losing all my friends Family has tried, to heal all my addictions Tragic it seems, to be alone again I'm giving in to you Take me under I'm giving in to you I'm dying tonight I'm giving in to you Watch me crumble I'm giving in to you I'm crying tonight I'm giving in to you (Oh fuck) I look forward, to dying tonight Drinks 'till I'm myself, life's harder every day The stress has got me I'm giving in Giving Giving in, NO! Take me under (I'm killing all the pain) I'm dying tonight (i'm sick of all this pain) Watch me crumble (I'm killing all the pain) I'm crying tonight I'm giving in to you Take me under I'm givin
Redheads
To ALL my friends and fans!!! I might have asked you to do this before, But I really need your help! I joined a site called redhedd.com I love this site. Its all about redheads, and for those that love redheads. ANYWAY they are giving a way two trips to NYC to a redhead gathering to the top two people that get the most people to join. I don't care if you ever do anything with the acct, I REALLY appreciate if you would join and use this code when you do http://www.redhedd.com/signup/friend_BrandiLea/ THANK YOU! Brandi
Donkey Punch
Verb. Noun. Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal doggy style intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the females cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.
Ex Spouses
Dear Wife: I ' m writing you this letter to tell you that I ' m leaving you forever. I ' ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn ' t even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don ' t tell me you love me anymore; you don ' t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you ' re cheating on me or you don ' t love me anymore; whatever the case, I ' m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don ' t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! _________________________________________________________ Dear Ex-Husband - Nothing has made my day more than rece
Writing Opens The Soul
Contest Help Please
Tiffy needs 45K in 6 weeks to win 5 Million Fu-Bucks. Please come help!!!! She will return all the love. Click this picture to bomb her!! This brought to you by...... MistressBroken~Nyha'sFu-wife~IBIC~Owned by CherryEater, punkrock210 & BBW Goddess~PSPinup~@ fubar (repost of original by 'MistressBroken~Nyha'sFu-wife~IBIC~Owned by CherryEater, punkrock210 & BBW Goddess~PSPinup~' on '2008-02-24 12:37:15') (repost of original by 'Tiffy~~~Sisters 4 Life"~~~' on '2008-02-25 08:31:49') (repost of original by 'Evonne ~~Fiesta Tappers ~Rogue Bombers~Club Far~Sisters 4 Life' on '2008-02-25 11:14:05')
Own Me
ok this the first auction i am in so show some love and please come bid on me... Auction starts 2-26-08..
My Daughter Is In Hospital!
my daughter(WHO IS 15) is in hospital in ephrata. she went in sun afternoon. she was a passenger , one of 6 kids in a car and a 19 yr.old was driving. he thought it would be fun to pass a car in front of him on a side road and lost control and swerved back and forth a couple times hitting the mountain side and then the car flipped a few times landing on it's roof. she was the last one to crawl out the back window and she was pretty much the only one seriously injured. she had surgey sun. nite on her knee to repair fat cells, ligaments, skin had to be stretched back over it. it was awful! she has road rash and debree on her hands and elbow. she cant write or feed herself. they have her leg in an imobilizer so she cant bend it for at least 2 weeks. she has to stay in hospital until they figure out whether or not the skin is going to live or die and if she will need another surgery for a skin graph. paramedics called me on her cell phone and i thought it was a joke at first! she is having
Joke Of The Day.
Ok will be putting up a joke of the day so come back and see what is next. Here is the Joke Of The day for today A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked. "Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."
For You Baby
When a dream come's true When I look in you I see a love that can't hind The hope of love For dreams to come true Is what I see inside of you The world stops when I talk to you All my dreams come true Just to talk to you The hope of love is inside you Just open your heart And all will come true
For My Baby
When a dream come's true When I look in you I see a love that can't hind The hope of love For dreams to come true Is what I see inside of you The world stops when I talk to you All my dreams come true Just to talk to you The hope of love is inside you Just open your heart And all will come true
And Last But Not Least.....
TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'". TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob." CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?" TECH SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, Bob." CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that!"
Computer Idiots!!
11. A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."
Computers Part 2
A story from a Novell NetWare SysOp: CALLER: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" CALLER: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" CALLER: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" CALLER: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard.The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.
If You Think You're Dumb When It Comes To Computers, Read This And You'll Feel Better.
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DUMB WHEN IT COMES TO COMPUTERS, READ THIS AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. Take heart, anyone among you who believes he or she is technologically challenged, you "ain't seen nuthin" yet. This is an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. 3. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "Send" key. 4. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his bathtub with soap and w
Listening?
There it is again, the glassy stare and soft smile. I talk but you dont seem to listen, you nod your head at my words, but smile when you shouldnt, like I speak a foreign tongue. And the look in your eyes scares me, as if you hunger something. You lean to me and... a kiss a deep, passionate, send the kids to bed kiss. And suddenly... I forget what I was saying...
Finally Ready
Well im still not giving up on the idea that there is someone out there for me....right now im having fun with my friends and enjoying life but still feel there is something missing...that special person to share it with. I have moved on and i am ready to date again and open up my heart and hope this time it does not get crushed. Anyways who knows maybe i have already met the person im meant to be with and just dont know it or maybe he is still out there waiting to meet me one day. Guess i have to wait and find out. For now i will just try be happy with how things are. Rainey
Oh My What A Friggin Day
Let me just start off by saying that this past weekend has been one of my worse weekends i have had in along time. Friday.....we took all 6, yes 6, kids shopping for shoes. You would have thought i learned from LAST YEARS fiasco. But apparently not. WE didnt 10-15 minutes at Finish Line, but almost 2 hrs. I swear 2 of MY kids are 2 of THE pickiest people for shoes ever. One wanted skater shoes the other one wanted sparkle shoes....yada yada yada. Then his two wanted other shoes as well. Then they all started arguing and i was ready to just say the hell with it and leave. Finally after going out of THAT shoe store and i am sure the employees were so ecstatic to see us leave and after spending over $350 in shoes, we ventured to go eat. which usually the kids are good cuz they love to stuff their faces with food. So anyways...we decided on IHOP... I LOVE that place. I love breakfast for dinner. So here we were waiting for our food. And I hear this guy laughing behind me. I looked be
Just Read Pleaz
Joker is putting a contest together for all female memebers in the iron horse saloon a "WET TEE SHIRT CONTEST " if your not a memeber please join before march 1st to enter. And you will need to have a salute pic. To join the IHS just click on the pic and it will take you there. The contest will start on march 1st to march 7th. There is 4 judges that will judge the pics. To submit pic please send it to Joker in his fumail and he will tell you how to do the rest. There is going to be 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners that will be paid in fupaypal. The amount of the prizes will be told on the 1st before the contest opens up. So far the amount of fubucks for prize is $145,000 If you have anymore questions about entering feel free to ask Joker by clicking on his pic below. Joker "Offical IHS Wet - Tshirt Contest Judge"@ fubar

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