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To All Whom May Respect This Blog
hiya,& wish you all could hang around me 24/7 as i long to be 4 ever loved.xxxxxxxxxx
Abc 's Of A Good Relationship
Absolutely adore each other Be best friends Compromise Discover new things together Encourage each other Forgive and forget Gaze into each others eyes Hold hands an hugs alot Inspire & intrregue each other Joke & laugh & have Kiss Kiss Kiss Love with all your Heart Marvel at each others talents Nurture each others souls Overcome problems together Play games,have fun Quite each others fears Rememeber the little things Say "I Love You" at least once a day Take time for tenderness Understand & care deeply Value everything you share Wish on a star together Xpress your true feelings Yearn for each others touch Zzzzzzzzz in each others arms
How Much Does It Pay To Just Lay Around?
Good Morning, have you ever just wanted that job that did not take a lot of thinking to do it? That job that was so easy to do you could just lay there and do nothing all day…Well NASA is looking for you cupcake! In May, NASA sought subjects for a study into the effects of microgravity on the human body and offered each participant $17,000 to lie in bed for 90 straight days. Wow, think about it…(wait I said no thinking…hmmmI am going to have to redirect my thought process) OK no thinking I will do the math…17,000 grand over 3 months would net you 68,000 grand a year for just laying around. Color me happy. No more unhappy customers to deal with…No uneasy feeling of having to loose weight…heck NASA made you weightless! You get to wear those cooler then hell white suits with the bubble helmets. Oh Oh OH!!!!! And you get to have that starry thingy flying around on a NASA name arm badge…how cool is that! I am thinking that is supposed to be a comet…what ever! You can tell all your friends y
Bidding Start's Friday On This One
Auction will start friday and I'm looking for a VIP ...If I recive one this is what you will get > If I don't then it will have to be 100 10's a week... Thank you everyone
Promise Me Lyrics
THESE ARE MY OWN LYRICS A 1ST FOR THEM TO BE SHOWN ON FUBAR SO THERE IS 1 RULE I POST ON EVERY BLOG READ ONLY COMMENT IF YOU LIKE BUT DO NOT AND I MEAN DO NOT FUCKING PASS THEM AS YOUR OWN OR PLAY THEM OR HAVE SOMEONE PLAY THEM THESE ARE MY LYRICS AND ARE NOT TO BE SENT IN OR PLAYED BY ANYONE UNLESS IM THE ONE TO BE SINGING THE LYRICS LOL SO IF YOU NEED A SINGER AND YOUR IN COLORADO THEN ADD ME AND HIT ME UP OTHER WISE READ AND COMMENT IS ALL YOU DO promise me you'll call me promise me you'll never leave prmoise me that you need me promise me that you want me promise me that you'll never leave there's been alot going on here lately alot of things i dont understand im still here waiting to here from you there's a whole lot of rumors going round there's a whole lot of no more talking theres nothing i can do to change whatever i said there's nothing that can bring me down there's no one who can stop our feelings promise me you'll call me promise me you'l
[something Funny...]
-To me anyway, is the "slump in gas demands" as gas goes down $4/barrel a day when we put the whole thing in context of new presidential candidates, firing oil speculators, and offshore/alaskan drilling the price of gas goes down. Here's what really happened. We got fed up. They hit the line in the sand, and politicians and the media (more likely than anything it was media) shook the bush and scared out the gigantic conglomerates. They'll do anything to take attention AWAY from their presence, so they gave us what we wanted. Price cuts. Now, let's all go out and google the actual yearly cost of electric cars, average speeds and overall performance, and the gas conglomerates common ties both vaguely business (including major automotive developers) and ancestral (like... the Bush family tree hob knobbing with the sheiks). You'll find some pretty fun webs there. I'm not saying there's a secret organization that rules the government or anything but I am saying the 6 major oil c
For Dust_me_pink "time To Sail Away"
It's time to sail away....... My time with my Fu-Owner, Dust_Me_Pink has come to an end. It has been a great 30 days! I have learned much about this wonderful lady and have made a new friend. Actually several new friends as to know and luv this lady is to know and luv her man (SixtyNineMunch) and her other crazy & wonderful friends. As my last official act of FuSlavery for her, I ask that you go by her page, rate her up, help her with her Fu-Endevors, get to know her. Trust me, you will be glad you did! Just click on her picture above to go to her page Show her Lots of Fu Luv!! Dust_Me_Pink Rawks! This Pimpout Made with much Mad Luv by LuAngel ♕LuAngel♕~*~Proud FuOwner of ScorpioQueen61~Happily FuOwned by DustMePink & JustFishing
Happy Anniversay
Thank you, Lord, for our marriage. Like a wedding band, our love encircle but doesn't bind. Like a vow, our love is words but sustains because of what they mean. In your grace, our love has the permanence of rock, not of walls, but of a bridge to moments ahead as special and bright as when we first met.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Too too cute. And adorable. And charming. But if you've spoiler-phobic, look away now... Let's face it, if the entire movie had been brave enough to just consist of EVA and WALL-E on earth, this would undoubtedly be THE film of 2008. The second spaceship-set half of the movie, although of a very high quality itself, and very enjoyable, does fall back into traditional narrative, with all the animated movie staples in place (lessons are taught, redemption is earned). There's some great imagination on show, and it never detracts from the gold-plated charm that is WALL-E himself. But it never quite captures the spell-binding magic that the opening Earth-set scenes have. Whether that element could have been strung out for a whole feature is certainly a tall order, but if they could have found a way, in my mind I'm convinced it could have one of the greatest family movies of all time. That said, what could have been exceptional i
Are They True :)
Courtesy of English writer Tom Utley, here is a summary of the characters of various Europeans: Belgians: mad, boring. Frenchmen: arrogant, chauvinistic, garlic-breathed. Germans: humourless, ruthless, efficient, greedy. Spaniards: lazy, hot-tempered, bloodthirsty. Irishmen: drunk, lazy, self-pitying, dishonest. Italians: volatile, sleazy, vain. Swedes: sex-obsessed, robotic, conformist. Greeks: smelly, hirsute, untrustworthy. Austrians: fat, wannabe Germans. Finns: pessimistic, sun-starved, suicidal. Dutchmen: clog-wearing, tulip-fancying dope addicts. Portuguese, Danes, Luxembourgeoise: too insignificant to bother about. The Brits: upright, honest, fair-minded (excluding the Scots, who are mean and belligerent, and the Welsh, who are blathering windbags). And Americans? Americans are all of the above (except when they're Canadians, in which case some of them are Frenchmen and most of them are Brits).
Net Firms In Music Pirates Deal
Net firms in music pirates deal Customers who illegally share music will get warning letters Six of the UK's biggest net providers have agreed a plan with the music industry to tackle piracy online. The deal, negotiated by the government, will see hundreds of thousands of letters sent to net users suspected of illegally sharing music. But the music industry wants people's internet cut off if they ignore repeated warnings, something the web firms say they are not prepared to do. BT, Virgin, Orange, Tiscali, BSkyB and Carphone Warehouse have all signed up. Feargal Sharkey, chief executive of British Music Rights, said the plan was "a first step, and a very big step, in what we all acknowledge is going to be quite a long process". So far, the ISPs seem to be grabbing the carrot - while avoiding the stick BBC Technology Correspondent Rory Cellan-Jones Read more on Dot.Life The plan commits the firms to working towards a "significant reduction" in
Horse Story
Horse StoryA man was driving through Wyoming one spring evening. The road was desertedand he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his carstarted to cough and sputter and the engine slowly died, leaving him sittingby the road in total silence. He popped the hood and looked to see if therewas anything that he could do to get it going again. Unfortunately, he had alimited knowledge of cars, so all he could do was look at the engine,feeling despondent. As he peered by the gradually fading light of hisflashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries, like he hadpromised. Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuelpump." The man jumped up quickly striking his head on the underside of the hood."Who said that?" he demanded. There were two horses standing in the field alongside and the man was amazedwhen the nearest of the two horses repeated, "It's your fuel pump, tap itwith your flashlight, and try it again." Confused, the man tapped
Answering Machine
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINEThis is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staffvoted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came aboutbecause they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to beresponsible for their children's absences and missing homework.The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children'sfailing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children wereabsent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.The outgoing message:Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. Inorder to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listento all the options before making a selection:To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -Press 2To complain about what we do - Press 3To swear
Comments made in the year 1955! That's only 52 years ago! 'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.' 'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2, 000.00 will only buy a used one.' 'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous. 'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?' 'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.' 'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.' 'Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.' 'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let
Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Mike Birbiglia, Will Ferrell And John C. Reilly, Bobby Lee, Adios Buffalo, Traveling Virus Tickets On Sale
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Thursdee, and if you're not being knocked on your ass by a nasty summer cold, you're listening to a brand new Opie and Anthony POgram. Today, we have another busy day lined up for you. Our buddy Robert Kelly is stopping by to chill with the guys. Our pal Mike Birbiglia is also stopping by to hang. We'll also be checking in with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, who are promoting their new film STEP BROTHERS. Also, we will be hanging with Bobby Lee, who you have seen on MAD tv. As always, if you want to see any of these fantastic in-studio guests, celebrities, or booger-eating... or maybe you'd like to try to catch a glimpse of the ever-shrinking Bob Kelly, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every
Official A-hole Week
C51 Definitions
1. Depression: wanting to kill yourself... but you just dont have the energy... it makes you lazy and not want to do anything... cause nothing really matters to you when ur depressed... 2. Juggalo: You Only think your cool when you can wear make up and have the balls to cut someone up with a hatchet even though you would never do it in the first place which brings me to Fag... Peer Presure is like a Juggalo... Come On We all know you want to fit in... 3. Sexy: "Yeah I'd totally fuck you... but I woulden't tell a sole I did" 4. Pimp: Someone whom says they have alot of girl/boy friends... but in reality they are just fat and ugly and want you to think their gangsta... they flirt with everyone... but inside could still be a virgin... 5. Smart Ass: You wish you were that funny... 6. Pestimisic: seeing things on a negitive side... 7. Optimistic: means you see things more in the positive side 8. Hot: "Yeah Your alright and everything but I would totally fu
My Horrorscope!
Feminine Troubles
My Cat Is Not Jewish?
Calling All Train Riders... I Need Your Help!!!
Train friends, I need your help to Spank the Master Master Riggs is a very dear friend of mine. He needs less than 320K to level to Henchman. He will be away the rest of this week. I would like to surprise him by having him level while he is gone... The Master needs a good spanking!!!! LOL Rate/Fan/Added/Comment him... He will return all profile rates, fans, and adds when he returns... Special Offer for Train Lovers If you will hit Master Riggs' folder below... Wallpaper Folder (54) In return, I will... Hit your page with 60 rates on pics or stash and make you a thank you tag. Please leave me a blog comment when you have finished rating his folder... Leave your the name you want on your tag as well... *************************************** This is a link to other offers for rating Master Riggs page... Would gladly accept any of these offers as well... Master Riggs Blog *************************************** This notice is brough
Today's Quote What is beautiful is not always good, but what is good is always beautiful. -Unknown
Vegan Shoes?( A Cartoon Blog)
I like to hand write and draw out my blogs, as a usual rule. You can enjoy the same cartoon blogs that I post on myspace. or if you are on myspace, you can see them there. Now.. on to the cartoon blog.
ok this is another song I received the same day by the same person... Sideways - Citizen Cope, Santana
Poem 1
Sitting here judging me with eyes wide shut and mouth wide open, All the words you say mean nothing to me or anyone around, So can you see all the faults in who I am? So pass your judgment like it matters to us all, Running your mouth trying to make us fall, Showing who you truly are Knowing no wrongs of your past So what do you see when you stare at me Do you see the pain inside Do you notice the hurt? So what do you see when you look at me? Does my anger blind you? Does it make you hate like I hate So what do you see, go ahead and say For your words mean nothing Because in reality you have nothing relative to say So pass your judgment onto me, Say it with your fabled words, As you sit here in the darkness of your lies.
Dont Speak
umm great song...I posted it today, because yesterday a someone that I know for over ten years send me the lyrics to this song...and we kind of stopped talking a while back, umm I dont think I want to go in detail about this one...its very personal and kind of a long story. But I am sharing the song, and while I listen to the words, I feel very thoughtful... my reply to the song he sent to me was btw Dido, white flag... it feels weird when the past comes catching up... ♥ all who even read this stuff Dont Speak No Doubt - no doubt
What Do I Have To Do?
Dear Journal, I don't understand why is it this hard for any girls to notice me and be willing to date me regardless weither I am a pre-op or not. I am tired of being lonely,miserable and not having anyone who I can share a connection with. I see couples running around and yet I am stuck in this single life. I want to find a female who will love me for me and not judge me or look at me weird because I am being happy with what I want to be. You would think some females would stop thinking all transgenders are perverts when their not. I am not doing this for that. I am doing this because inside I feel I am in the wrong body. So I sit here writing this hoping that somewhere, somehow..some female will read this and give me a chance that lives in my area. Then again..who would want me? So if any females out there that is reading this lives in my area of Springfield,Missouri and willing to take that leap and give me a chance..then I am here waiting as always.
My Darling Lois
This is something i wrote for a newspaper a few years ago... My Darling Lois, It seems so long since we’ve been together, since I could smell your perfume, since I’ve seen your radiance. But I realize that’s how life is sometimes. We can survive this, because our love is stronger than any circumstance that might be front us. We’ve been through so much together, but that has only made our love stronger. I remember our first date at the Homecoming Dance our junior year. Your baby sitter was late and my beer got warm, but it did not seem to matter. I was spellbound. Your daddy said, “Any woman that keeps a man ‘a waitin’ like that deserves both fists, one on each side of the face.” But to me, one was plenty. I know he still thinks of me as a wimp. And I remember our first fight, on our way home the same night. I can admit to you now, I was really scared that you would never speak to me again. I remember looking at your sweet face and praying to God that you would say something t
New Poem
this is my first ever maybe my only dont know where it came from just kinda how i feel at the moment in well a poem hope you like it feel free to comment. Painful love she asked for my heart i gave her my all she posted my picture high up on the wall she told me i was the man of her dreams but the woman i love don't love me it seems so I've closed it up and wrapped it with a chain as cold as an icebox my heart will remain never again shall i love nor even try cause before go through this id rather die but i thank you my love for showing me just how painful true love can be so I'm going away now to hide in a whole when she broke my heart it shattered my soul it shattered my soul
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Just Me
will as i see when i am trueful people want to claim i am rude. but most it just that they feel they have to right to speak. it bullshit. so for the unreal people fuck you. i am so going to take them down and that is the way iam. Being nice don't work for people some people because they think can run all over you
The Latest In My Crazy Head!
hey everyone, im new, names Brandon, so let's see here what do we wanna talk about... sex (duh) lets give it up for the girls tonight, thank you girls for being cute, sexy, and fun, (any one know where these girls are?) lol no seriously though, they arnt in Chicago thats for sure. My sex life as of a week ago involved 3 diffrent girls not knowing about each other and constantly having fun with em, now however i have one (shes the worstof the bunch) moral? enjoy what you have whall you have it, heres to getting some!
I Knocked The Dust Off This Syn Exclusive! Rare Footage!
Ok...this is a first for me on Fubar....actual video footage of a very drunk Syn, singing karaoke love songs, and believe me when I say drunk cuz I would never attempt this sober lol. So, for your viewing pleasure, love it or laugh your ass off to it, here is your man Syn singing, or atleast making a valiant drunken effort to, a song by Billy Ray Cyrus called "Somebody New". And since I know the other party involved in the video will have sumptin smart to say about it, let it be known that this person cried like a baby lmaoo! Gawd, I can be so romantic sometimes hehe!
today my step dad told me i was uesles and no body. my mom agree and so did my sis. just woundering if i have meaning or anyone cear about me
Sexy Cinderella Pictures
As you all know. Cinderella and Myself met on Fubar. She lived in NH and I live in Long Island NY. We fell in love before we even met in person. After a little while of talking to her on-line and the phone, I knew she was my soul mate. The first time I drove up to see her, it confirmed what we already knew. We were in love. It felt like we had known each other our whole lives.I drove 7 hours (each way) every time I went to see her in NH. I made 4 trips in the first 2 1/2 weeks. Stay for 4 days and come back to NY for 3 and then go back for 3 and come home for 4 etc etc...(good thing I own my own Business) She started getting sick and having panic attacks and not being able to eat when I wasn't there to see her. We knew what we had to do before she ended up in the hospital. I took one last drive to NH to go get her and we came back to NY and got an apartment together. So now we live together and we couldn't be happier together. She is the best :D . I love her more then life itself. She
Hate Bein Single And Tired Of Gettin Hurt
Just as it sounds. Im a very nice guy and just tired of bein ran over. Would love to find a good woman in the area that will sweep me off my feet as i would her. I dont have much to offer but my heart and me. I guess if thats not enuf then im probably not worth the time or effort. I will answer anything so ask away and if ur interested in meeting and getting to know a wonderful man then give me a shout i'd love to talk more.
For those that do not know, I was married to Streatch yes the Streatch here on Fubar. Who is abusive and not only abused me but also abused his son who is not even 2 yet. Now he is sending his friends to my page to down rate me and to call me names and to leave statements such as I do not deserve to have my son. He was going to women on here and telling them that he was single and that we were not married. Because I asked him for a divorce this is what is coming up now on my page.... Screen shots don't lie!!!
This Is What I Write When I Am Thinking About My Man..
Who knew that fate, Had a plan for us all along. What we thought was right at the time, Turned out to be completely wrong. Through the tears and the heartaches, And the time it took to heal. Those were just tests in life, Until we found something real. Now here we are, Just you and me. Our hearts like one, and our love so pure, Who knew that this could be? You are my will to survive, And my proof of true love. What we share right now, Is something only others can dream of. I'll love you always and forever, I give you all of me. My heart is yours, You now hold the key.
Oh Hell No Got A Bling For A Rate And 100 Comments Look Inside
Electronic Reality
The time that we spend together exists not in day to day life but that of electronic realizations of life and that of our minds. Emotions developed through situational circumstance and statements expressed through the keyboard from the heart and mind All the normal feelings and emotions held within that of a normal relationship are bound by electronic dreams and fantasy that are created within 1’s and 0’s Technicolor bonds that encompass us are black and white, yes or no, 1 or 0 for it is either day or night there is no room for dusk or dawn There can be no maybes or possibilities because within this world of electronic reality there are no shades of blue or black just depression; no shades of red just hate or love The time spent together creating memories are that derived from machines miles apart that express for us to each other pictures and those very words that can be seen It is said that someone could not possibly love another person without ever meeting that person; my an
Welcome Race Fans!
Our first team is the brother pairing of "Joliet" Jake and Elwood Blues, with their police-issue Bluesmobile. They plan to use the prize money to buy out Sister Mary Stigma's St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud Orphanage and rename it to Our Lady of Buggery and Blues. In lane two are Thelma Dickinson and Louise Sawyer. Louise has the wheel of the Thunderbird convertible and Thelma, as always, is packing heat. They've apparently given up fishing trips for bigger game. Lane three holds the stalwarts of the Cannonball Run, J.J. McClure and his sidekick Victor. The zany duo has participated in the original two Runs, and are looking forward to thwarting their competitors once more. Next up is Speed Racer in the internationally famous MACH 5. Speed and the rest of the Go Racing Team are ready for this next racing challenge, assuming they can figure out where Spritle and Chim Chim went to... Next, standing beside their orange '69 Dodge Charger the "General Lee" are Bo and Luke Duk
All The Places I Can Be Found
At "100+ Degrees"
...The birds have to pick up the worms with potholders. Each season is not only a span of time, which all creatures experience in common, but also a program, a plan of work, a set of tasks and traditions, that belong to each kind more particularly. What those tasks are and how they progress define the season as much as the calendar does. By the end of July, our own human summer is most fully itself in its sensations, its associations, in the structure it imposes on our lives. Being outdoors, gardening, mowing the grass, getting out on the water , traveling: The activities that summer permits us, and those it demands of us, are now perfectly familar and become the meaning of the season as much as any grand solar interval or pattern of weather. For us, moreover, that meaning has to do with a measure of freedom, of relative ease. That's our summer, but perhaps it's ours alone. Summer for the birds, for example, though it occupies the same weeks, it is a very different seaso
Armericans Read This!!!!!!!!
SGT. Edmund Jo hn Jeffer's last few words were some of the most touching, inspiring and most truthful words spoken since the tragedy of 9/11 - and since our nation went to war. SGT. Jeffers was a strong soldier and talented writer. He died in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was a loving husband, brother and son. His service was more than this country could ever grasp, but the least you can do for the man who sacrificed his life for you is listen to what he had to say. Listen up and pay attention. To all of the Cindy Sheehans and Al Frankens of the world. To MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC and CBS. To all who call themselves Americans. Hope Rides Alone by Eddie Jeffers I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city burn to the ground. I smell the familiar smells, I walk through the familiar rubble and I look at the frightened faces that watch me pass down the streets of their neighborhoods. My nerves hardly rest; my hands are steady on a device t
Run Tell This
Something has been on my mind for a long time and I am going to try to get it all out. People talk about people.It just happens. We all talk about the people we know when talking to others.It is just a part of life.You run into someone and they say"Hows so and so doing?" And you in turn ask the same.Friends catch each other up on there friends and family. And I see nothing wrong with it at all cuz like I said it is just a part of life.And sometimes,things that get told are wrong,not to anyones fault but,anyone who has played the game Telephone knows sometimes, things get a lil turned.Now to me it is one thing to tell something about some one and say" Now I could be wrong Im not sure" or "I think this is what happened I dont know". Addmiteing you don't know all the facts or that what you are saying could be wrong I think is a good thing to do.I know sometimes I forget things that have been told to me.And if I am saying something that I might not have right,I say it.But what I do have
What Happens When You Listen To Too Much Opeth.
I dream in red, in bright blinding screaming... forsake me then take me, forget I said... I am lost....and I wander... and am still in this... cliche spiral down I cannot escape...No more strength I am a crumbling fortress a ruin... a fossil 20 years in the forging. too young for antiquity... too old for play. Another day... exactly like the one before.. let me sink into this putrid soil.. let me waste away.. only I can pull me through. and I am through ]barricade[
Suffering And Healing
Give us patience and steadfastness in adversity, strengthen our weakness, comfort us in trouble and distress, help us to fight; grant unto us that in true obedience and satisfaction of mind we may give over our own wills unto thee our father in all things, according to the example of thy beloved Son; that in adversity we grudge not, but offer up ourselves unto thee without contradiction....Give us a willing and cheerful mind, that we may gladly suffer and bear all things for thy sake. (Miles Coverdale 1488-1568)
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Come help out She needs 25k comments to get her 3 month VIP! She doesn't have a lot of fu bucks to pay people but, she is offering this. 200 comments= SFW Salute 300 comments= Custome graphic (see stash for examples of work) 400 comments= SFW Salute & Graphic 600 comments= NSFW Salute (repost of original by 'Nyha *Big Papi's OFFICIAL stalker*' on '2008-07-23 22:37:19')
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~i Pretend~
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 Days go by and i havent heard from you....... Watching the clock, my phone, checking my messages......... Then finally i do......... And once again~ i pretend........ I fake a smile and put on a show......... I pretend i'm ok and everything's fine......... I pretend my heart doesnt ache for you every second of every day........ I pretend i'm happy for you and i'm moving on........ I pretend my heart isn't burning in my chest......... I pretend it doesnt hurt to hear you mention her......... I pretend i dont want those strong arms around me holding me tight........ I pretend its easy to fall asleep each and every night......... and as you walk away.......... my smile fades....... I fall to my knees and weep for you.......... until our paths cross again.......... and i pretend.......... ~Patrice~ ~For Tony~
You Were Naughty This Year You Were 80% Naughty, 20% Nice You may not have been good this year... But you sure had a really good time. And nothing from Santa could top that! Were You a Naughty Girl or Nice Girl this Year?
Batman Quiz by Fun Quizzes! MySpace quizes | Love Quiz | Fun quizzes
This survey kind of sucked. I'm not gonna lie. It was very boring. :-/ Oh well. My Answers to Survey My Secrets 1 - What's in your wallet? Debit card, license, school id, phone numbers, my tattoo artist's card, my waxer's card, my lucky guitar pick, and lots more. 2 - What's under your bed? Nothing my bed is on the floor. 3 - What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet? Stuff from when I was a baby. 4 - What's in your underware drawer? Underwear. And socks. And bras. That's about it. 5 - What's in the trunk of your car? I have no idea. Junk, most likely. 6 - What's in your desk or locker? In my desk? Cd's, tapes, papers, naughty things, pencils, pens, whatever. Haha. 7 - Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it? Um... no. Haha. 8 - Do you feel guilty about s
Were Is The Love..!!!!
WERE IS THE LOVE BLACK EYED PEAS.. LYRICS.. THAT MAKE ALLOT OF SENCE What's wrong with the world mama? People living like aint got no mamas I think the whole worlds addicted to the drama Only attracted to the things that bring you trauma Overseas yeah we tryin to stop terrorism But we still got terrorists here livin In the USA the big CIA the Bloodz and the Crips and the KKK But if you only have love for your own race Then you only leave space to discriminate And to discriminate only generates hate And if you hatin you're bound to get irate Yeah madness is what you demonstrate And that's exactly how anger works and operates You gotta have love just to set it straight Take control of your mind and meditate Let your soul gravitate to the love y'all People killing people dying Children hurtin you hear them crying Can you practice what you preach Would you turn the other cheek? Father Father Father help us Send some guidance from above Cause people got me
Will Pay Fubucks For 100 Photo Comments
I am in a 1 month V.I.P contest I have less then 2000 comments needed to reach my goal of 6000 comments so I am willing to pay 50,000 fubux for 100 comments.. All you need to do is send me a private message when you have left that many comments.. there is no limit to how many times you leave 100 comments so have fun and comments away... All you have to do is click on the picture below to get to my picture.. Thank you
Do You Want $10,000 Fubucks?!!??
Im in a GIVEAWAY for a HH!! I need 45,000 comments! Come help me out I will PAY YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS!! $10,000 FUBUCKS for every 100 COMMENTS!! please number each comment and send me a message when you are done. sO FrESH __[diAMond dAveS gUrL xox ]@ fubar &PLEASE REPOST&
Help Master Riggs Become A Henchman
Spank the Master Master Riggs is a very dear friend of mine. He needs less than 320K to level to Henchman. He will be away the rest of this week. I would like to surprise him by having him level while he is gone... The Master needs a good spanking!!!! LOL Rate/Fan/Added/Comment him... He will return all profile rates, fans, and adds when he returns... So... Let's Make A DEAL!!! DEAL # 1 You have BLING... I have time... Make me an offer... Are you in a contest? Need a bomber? I'm your girl... Make me a fair offer... I'm yours!!! You BLING Master Riggs... I will rate for you!!! Please contact me before BLINGING Master Riggs to verify the deal... DEAL # 2 Rate for Rate You rate pictures on Master Riggs page... And I will rate the same number of pictures or stash on your page... Private message me with the names of the folders you rated... And I will return the rates on your page... DEAL # 3 Have a JET BLING? Want to own me? Give Master
Never Judge Someone
'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the long line at the > grocery store. > > 'You would think the manager would pay attention and open another line, > 'said a woman. I looked to the > > front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young > woman, trying to get the machine > > to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the > machine kept rejecting it. > > 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people need to get a job like > everyone else,' said the man > > standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the > comment. 'It was me,' he said, > > pointing to himself. > > The young lady's face began to change expression. > > Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card onto the counter and quickly > walked out of the store. Everyone > > in the checkout line watched as she began running to her car. Never looking > back, she got in and drove > > away. >
Today I said goodbye to another wonderful woman. I had to bid farewell to my Aunt Elizabeth. Elizabeth was my mom's sister that was her "twin" shadowed Liz-beth all throughout childhood and they remained close as adults. My cousins are older than I so I didnt hang with them as much, however when I did there was certainly fun to be had. When my mother had her stroke that is when I became the closest to my Aunt, she along with my mother's other 2 sisters always were there to be sure that I was going to be alright and that my dad was alright (keep in mind my father was in surgery having a stint put in his heart when mom had the stroke in the waiting room sitting with me). You could see my mother in her everytime you looked at the eyes, in the way she was like seeing my mom. For the last few days my heart has been heavy..I am quickly starting to lose family...I have had 2 others pass away so far this year...none of which has hurt as bad as today. To
Friend's Daughter In Major Accident
Hi All: This blog is for a very dear friend of mine. Her daughter was in a major vehicle accident early this morning and was rushed to a Pittsburgh hospital. My friend's daughter was not breathing when rescuers got to the scene. She was revived, however, by a firefighter before being rushed to the hospital. Upon getting to the hospital, it was discovered that my friend's daughter's brain was swelling. I have not heard anything more than that. I am asking all of you here on fubar to say a prayer for my friend to have the strength to get through watching her daughter recover and for her daughter to be able to recover completely and live a full life. I am very worried about both of them and any prayer would be appreciated. Thanks.
Severe Thunderstorms! M/
not sure what it is with the weather around these parts, but myself and stina were standing on the porch smoking when holy hell opened up lol. it was cute, the first time she tapdance ran into the house, the second time i did. this is great.
Volume Liv - Hard Times
Well, the economic depression has hit our fence company, and it's hitting us rather hard. Well, hitting ME rather hard. so hard that, because of both difficult financial times for the business, my pay was dropped from 550 to 450 per week. Plus, because of my divorce, I had to change my tax status from married to single, and that will also cost me. In a nutshell, I'll be bringing in $150 a week LESS than I did before. It's gonna hurt, and BAD.
Back From Vacation
well the trip was good kids had fun next time we go though we go camping it was just too hot in the city love the country lol
Big Pimping Vip Giveaway Lets Rock
Contest starting on (TUE)JULY 29th @ 3pm PACIFIC - 6PM EASTERN Ending on (SAT)AUG 9th @ 3pm PACIFIC - 6PM EASTERN Pic entered must be SFW & any open theme LETS DO THIS AGAIN! VIP OR A 7DAY BLAST GIVEAWAY . PLUS SO MUCH MORE. CAN U HANDLE THE FU!! 1st place Needs 40,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets a vip or 7 day blast 200-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out blog for a week. 2nd place Needs 30,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 120,000 fu bucks 150-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out blog for a week. 3rd place Needs 20,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 80,000 Fu Bucks. 100-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profile for a week & pimp out blog for a week. 4th place Needs 15,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 60,000 Fu Bucks. 50-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 2 profile
I star a new job tomorrow. My work is so slow i had to go out and find a job. Ill try to get on here too keep up with everybody. wish me luck AARON
Destiny Of A Dream That Can Be Waken!
1. You Love Me With No Questions! 2. You Feed When I or my Brother or Sisters are Hungry. 3. You Protect Me or us from Danger. 4. Buy what My Kid's Needs. 5. Gives My Children a Well Education. 6. Takes care of Their Health when They are Sick. 7. Let my Kids Choose Their Friends but Review them from my view. 8. Loves to Learn New Things from a Computer. 9. Makes Sure They Have Clothes on Their Bodies. 10. They have a Strong Meal from Breakfast to Dinner and snacks in Between. 11. I am the Lovings mom a kid could ever ask for and person with pure openness and has a huge heart. 12. I give them life I never had and I give them the strength that I am and even more. Just being a Simple Mom and Being always their for their needs or wants with an open mind and heart their always come to me as mom and best friend forever. 13. Give them a hug and kiss when they least expect it. 14. I show them how to handle life with fights and struggles and they will never be weak in mind,he
Tattoo Idears
I want this on my back shoulder or my ankle I dont want the whole thing but a good portion on my arm i dunno with side I want this one on the other arm :D I might get my trademark on me...tramp stamp??
OK, so I've been playing with my camera (not web cam), and made some vids ; however, they are in an avi. file, and I have no idea how to convert them into anything that can be uploaded on here or my photobucket :( input? thx
Cutest Pet Contest Check Out The Host And Get Yaself In :d
BIBABYGIRL IS HOSTIN A FUBAR FIRST EVER CONTEST SICK OF THE SAME OLD CONTEST THEN CHECK THIS OUT !!!! PPL THIS IS A CUTEST PET CONTEST NO MORE PROMOTING YASELF FOR COMMENTS AND RATES there will be a 25k entry fee,, u want in send me the 25k and the pic u wanna use keep in mind its a pet contest so unless u r a dog i want pic of ya pets not yaselfs lol THE PRIZE!!!! u choose from a 1 month vip or a 25 bling pack or a 7-day blast THE RULES!!!! PPL WILL VOTE FROM 1 TO 11 ((11 BEING THE HIGHEST)) THERE WILL BE 11 PICS IN EACH FOLDER PPL NEED TO RATE THEM 1 TO 11 AT THE END OF THE WEEK THE TOP 11,,,WILL ADVISE TO WEEK2 THEN THE ROUND STARTS AGAIN THE ONE WHO ENDS UP WITH THE MOST 11S AT THE END O
When we first met I made you promise you would never leave, then I told you of the demons, and how they made me bleed. I made you promise crazy things, but your words were not enough. I couldn't believe you loved me I thought to love me was too tough. When I cry about my past and say that I'm ashamed I know I am the only one who is to be blamed. Then you crawl in bed beside me and say that it's ok- so I cry for my loss of innocence and the things I gave away. When I can't sleep through the night, when I toss and turn in bed, you wrap your arms around me and chase the demons from my head. You say don't talk about the past you tell me that it's gone, you say since we're together now it's time that I move on, you say that I'm your angel but if you only knew the kind of thoughts I think and what I used to do. You tell me it doesn't matter and that you love me anyway- so I cry for my loss of innocence and the things I gave away. They said that's how t
She is lonely Even though you can't tell She is reaching out For what, she doesn't know She will continue to sit in silence And hope that someone may stumble across Her and all of her emptiness But they only hope that they do it in time Otherwise she will have drifted too far And she may let go Of whatever grasp of the world she has As she slowly fades out of the lives of everyone Nearly unnoticed.
Just A Void
Void, canceled, simply annulled. Endlessly aching, unconsoled. Life without you, cause without reason. Touch without sense, time without season. I face life now facing a cancerous sore, A sordid parasite that eats at my core. All that makes me whole, all I hold deep within, Leaving me lifeless, or at least not livin'. A shallow face, anguished and marred. An empty space, scaled and scarred. Sweetly abiding to a cynical charade. Secretly hiding 'hind a fictitious facade. Still, lost within this heart of glass, This fragile and yet unfeeling mass. Lies the remains of a love that glowed, The gift to you I once bestowed. But honor and pride now bereaved- By your love for me so misconceived, Ripped from my inner depths, impeding- Mind and body and spirit, bleeding; Now's crushed to sand from thy ruthless hand, A cold stare I just can't understand. I feel that somehow, somehow I'm dying, At least my soul and all that's underlying. A simple void, is that what I'v
Warped & Twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted
Hold Me
Hold me close and don’t let go; I'm so scared to be alone. I've not been myself for far too long, And always had to be this strong. Now I only want to rest; And lay my head upon your chest. Hold me close and don’t let go; This war I fight that no one knows. Please whisper how you love me, Say it sweet sings it softly. I am weary now and soon will sleep, With you now no longer I weep. So hold me close and don't let go, For I never want to be alone.
Pesky "teen Mothers"
THOSE LITTLE HUSSY'S JUST MAKE PROBLEMS in the community! yet and still, for whatever reason they might have become entangled within the role of expecting parent, SHE's PREGNANT> That said, when the baby comes into being, it has to eventually attend school. Now, that said, let us not forget that even a TENAGE MOTHER is just that... a MOTHER. She needs to attend PTA meetings for her child's representation and take part ...among the older women, as a WOMAN speaking for her child's interest. I'm saying all that because I was a "teen mother"... despite listening to and obeying the "will and whim" of my mother. She didn't buy me an abortion nor send me out of town to save my "dignity." In fact she seemed to enjoy the staring eyes and gawking expression that I met with around our hometown. The real hurt came when I tried to make positive suggestion in the parent teacher association meetings. I was totally ignored, disregarded and even scoffed at with recommendations that I bring my mother in
Man Electrocuted While Peeing On Train Tracks
Jul 23rd 2008 By Tom Radler Man Electrocuted While Peeing on a London Tube TrackTaking a leak out in the open is a tricky maneuver. In order to dodge a public urination rap, you've got to be stealthy, somewhat hidden and able to evacuate your bladder with great haste. It's also a bit like real estate, with the onus on location, location, location. A Polish tourist in London showed himself to be not so knowledgeable about the last part by electrocuting himself while micturating on the tracks of a busy train station. The 41-year-old schoolteacher crept into a recess at Vauxhall Station in South London in an attempt to take a whiz. It's thought that his urine splashed onto an electrical line that powers the trains, unleashing a 750-volt and killing him instantly. Question raised: What are some better locations than a train station to pee illicitly?
Shes A Virgin But Not For Long
Her FIRST Auction! Hit her pic .... Drop her a rate Bid on her! Have you seen that offer? Thanks XOXO Lovingly Pimped by Tappinit : Tappinit~@ fubar Tyrese - Lady - Tyrese
It has been almost 2 weeks since I have had anything to say. NOT! Just haven't had anything to put here except these past three days have been exhausting getting Emergency Ready, but woohoo down time here I come
Brown Eye Girl Is So Close To Godmother!!!
¢¾Brown Eyed Girl ¢¾ ¢â Help me Godfather! *Sarge's Bad Girl* ~ Blast/Bling me!!@ fubar (repost of original by 'Mikey' on '2008-07-23 18:49:52')
putting on this smiling mask to cover up the screaming soul inside smile and wave at the world while i crumble and become undone inside a scarecrow of a man miles of stitches and patches hold the flesh together as my insides rot away going through the motions but not really alive i have no heart i have no brain soul is just dead and rotted away what the hell is there that's keeping me here when everything in my world has been torn away from me?! is there no end to this fuckin' misery?! i breathe but i don't feel alive i feel only hatred and pain want to put a bullet in my fuckin' brain! just tired of being a puppet in this comic tragedy someone please cut my strings so i can be free
My Grandma
Well after being in the hospital for the past couple of months for a simple urinary tract infection and emphysema my only surviving maternal grandmother passed away today. She was about 85 years old. Her, my aunt and my grandfather were the only relatives that were living nearby. They all immigrated here from Lebanon back in the early 70's. My grandparents even though they were in their 50's an 60's at the time of their arrvival were both hard working. My grandma worked up until about 10yrs ago when she finally retired. My paternal grandparents lived in Uniontown , Pa so it was very rare I ever got to see them at all. I will miss them all now. May she rest in peace. Pie
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The Closet
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says , 'Dark in here.' The man says , 'Yes , it is.' Boy - 'I have a baseball.' Man - 'That's nice.' Boy - 'Want to buy it?' Man - 'No , thanks.' Boy - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK , how much?' Boy - '$150' Man - 'Sold.' In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - 'Dark in here.' Man - 'Yes , it is.' Boy - 'I have a Wilson infielder's glove.' The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , 'How much?' Boy - '$350' Man - 'Highway robbery. Sold.' A few days later , the father says to the boy , 'Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says , 'I can't
Bored Dialing
i'm sure that most of you know what i mean. you're sitting there at the restaurant, waiting to be seated, waiting for your food, just waiting. and you slowly reach for your phone, and start going through the phone book, thinking, 'hmmmm.... who can i call and talk to while i wait.....' my husband and i were sitting in cracker barrel after leaving simple day, and though we could have talked to each other, we both went to our phones, trying to find someone to talk to. we'd just spent the weekend in fairly close proximity to each other, and besides, we already knew what had gone on over the weekend. we wanted to share it with someone else. but sadly, all of our attempts only reached voicemails. so we sat there, bored, while we waited on our food. or at least mostly bored. he played that silly little peg game that i can never win, and i stared out the window. loads of fun. and nothing really of note happened over the weekend to talk about either. though, i did get two new tat
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Dolly 7-23-2008 7 Pm Pa14a
This will be my last update on Hurricane Dolly. Even though she is over land, she still has sustained winds up to 75 MPH and expected rainfall accumulations from 8 to 12 inches with some isolated areas up to 20 inches over the next few days, with possible flooding over south Texas and possible Tornado activity throughout the night. For those that have had me in your prayers or worried about me or both I thank you and appreciate it tremendously. Now we need to keep those that rin this are in our prayers as well as their families, that all might be safe. God Bless you all, and God watch over those in the area of Dolly's path. Dr. G
Chinas Fur..whats Wrong With You People?
so every year china kills more than 2 million cats and dogs.. 75% of their sales are sent to north america...and labeled as asian jackal or rabbit fur... now why is it completely okay for us to wear rabbit? we all know if we saw cat or dog on the label that wed never buy it...but if we see rabbit were like eh? who cares! bitches i care! lol fuck this shit...its just like their food being labeled as some steak when its most likely kitty! those fruit cakes need to realize that no animal needs to go through that pain just to be worn.. wear your own skin you friggin assholes!
Seana & Stryke
Pimping out 2 of my close friends. Make sure to check them out. Show them major love. Seana**Owner @ Innocent Passions**@ fubar STRYKE MANAGEMENT INNOCENT PASSIONS@ fubar Lean on Me - Rascal Flatts
Thanks Sarge For Another Pimpout!
Okay Everyone..Most Of You May Have Seen This Before Tulsa's Angel Left For Alaska For 10 Days.. She Was 1,064,169 From Disciple.. She Still Needs 544,905 Points to go! So Let's All Show Her Some ¢¾ .. She Would Do It For You..So Let's Do This For This Wonderful Lady.. Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team LOVE Cpt/Sarge's Bad Girl/25 to Life/Owned by TX Camaro Nut@ fubar (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-07-23 19:15:26')
Wine History
Wine History ... science and social impact through time ... One path of wine history could follow the developments and science of grape growing and wine production; another might trace the spread of wine commerce through civilization, but there would be many crossovers and detours between them. Fossil vines, 60-million-years-old, are the earliest scientific evidence of grapes. The earliest written account of viniculture is in the Old Testament of the Bible which tells us that Noah planted a vineyard and made wine. As cultivated fermentable crops, honey and grain are older than grapes, although neither mead nor beer has had anywhere near the social impact of wine over recorded time. Wine and history have greatly influenced one another. MIDDLE EASTERN ORIGINS An ancient Persian fable credits a lady of the court with the discovery of wine. This Princess, having lost favor with the King, attempted to poison herself by eating some table grapes that had "spoiled" in a jar. She beca
A To Z Passion Play
A to Z Passion Play Jennifer Good apply massage oil to your lover's back while giving a sensual massage. bring a single red rose to trace down your partner's body on your next sensual encounter. cuddle often. dance seductively under the moonlight. engage in a loving embrace. flirt with each other across a filled room. grab your lover's bottom the next time they walk by. have a bubble bath ready when your lover comes home. ignite each other's flame by carrying out each other's fantasy. joke with each other often. kill time by kissing. lust as well as love each other. make love outside. nudity can be fun, especially while swimming! open up to each other and play truth or dare. play, play, play! quietly sneak up on your partner and attack them sexually. romance your lover. surprise your lover with the best sensual gift: you in the nude with a big bow! take your time during foreplay. understand that each of you are different a
Pink Pussycat Lounge
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Every person has a unique tongue print. (Say "aaah")
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Hump Cmere And Love Me Long Time
Happy Hump Day!!! I Need Your Help I Joined A Contest The First To 30k Comments Gets 2Million Fubucks And A Pack Of 25 Bling.... So Please Come Rate And Comment The Hell Out Of My Pic!!! Pls Repost! I Have 100 11's for the first person who sticky's this bully
Thursday All Request & Weird News
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 7.24.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde! So
Thursday All Request & Weird News
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 7.24.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde! So
Fantasy Island Rules
So Lame
[02:57] I do like man U tho [02:57] lol [02:57] like you even know where Man U is [02:58] it's in Manchester [02:58] and where is Manchester [02:58] England [02:59] lamer [02:59] haha [02:59] it's in the South of England [03:00] near Buckinghamshire and this represents the majority of Manchester United fans.. Sad really.... (and I don't even support football but I do know about not jumping on the bandwagon)
64 Caddilac
for sale all original 64 caddy only 3 owners be the 4th onwer of the awsome car its clean inside and out there r no tares in the upholstery it has a 429 engine wit 340 hsp it has only 96k runs like a champ its has all the orig paper work that came with it sales slips and orig owner manual it has black and white leather and black brocade black carpet no a/c 25k in real cash obo leave me a msg if u want to own this awsome car
The Family Trip...
"You're going to love this, just love it." "Couldn't be..." AHH! there's no earthly way of knowing heh heh... he's singing which direction we are going there's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing is it raining is it snowing? is a hurricane a-blowing? not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing by the fires of hell a-glowing the grisly reaper mowing! yes! the danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing! AAAH! "Wonka, this has gone far enough!" "Quite right, sir, stop the boat!"
Sorry For Being Gone
I want to apologize to my friends and my family The New Breed Bombers. I am having internet issues at the moment. I am hoping to be back online soon. So show me some love and I will return it as soon as I get back online. I am hoping that it won't take to long. Again I am sorry Hugs to All Kathy
Eye Of The Storm
As time goes by Nothing has changed I wont stand and watch You wither away After all this time I stand by you Through all of the years I've been with you Through pain and affliction With every addiction I will never let you down I will live by this code! Never surrender You and I are one Through the eye Of the storm You are never alone Even through, the shadows You are never alone After all this time Still you struggle Even words of love Ring so hollow I have no regrets I have no remorse And if you falter I wont let you down Through the eye Of the storm you are never alone Even through, the shadows You are never alone Come on Together we stand Never fall No matter the trial We will overcome Together we stand Never fall No matter the Trial We will overcome Through the eye Of the storm You are never alone Even through, the shadows You are never alone Never Together we stand Never fall No matter the trial We will overcome We will overcome
Why I Been Gone
Well my dumbass sister took back that guy she said was abusing her n taking her money. sat round feeling sorry fer herself, then chose him over her family. after all that went on n the bad things she said bout him. but shesssssssssss in luv, n thats all that matters she says. so i'm tired of taking up fer someone stupid enough to take him back. i barely got any rest fer 2 days cause of how worrired i was bout it all. but now dont matter one damn bit to me. she made her bed now she has to lie in it. i was turned round so bad n pissed off, but after a good nites rest i see it all so clearly now. shes one of those people who like being a victim, pooor ole leah. n i'm sick of it. worriered too how its affecting mom n dad. but we all agreed to leave her alone n let things be. hope shes happy with herself. so like i promised my folks i anit going over there, n getting into no fight or shoot him. he ant worth it. i've got my temper in check now, n see how things really r. so i promise all
Gtm Is About To Blow
About a week ago, a friend I had really forgotten about met with a man out n greensboro looking for raw talent. He never specified what, but somehow my name came up and the man wants to bring me into his studio for a recording session. I am formally with GTM records, and will always remain loyal to my fam. But is this the big break I have been looking for? Get This Money records is about to blow ya'll! You heard it here first.
The 17 Ways Women Fail In Bed
THE 17 WAYS WOMEN FAIL IN BED 1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be awed, worshipped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. 2. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every possible angle. 3. SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be coerced to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants. 4. NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like
It Seems That Somebody Is Beyond Help.
I have no clue what kind of drugs this dipshit is on. But this is what I have received in my messages this morning. It seems he wishes to have a challenge after I have already challenged him. Of course that one he has backed away from out of fear. It sounds to me that he must be gay or cannot accept that he is a lesser man than I. from: Bob (The Love D... Online (Me thinks needle-dick Bounty is hiding!) Plano, TX subject: I knew it would work received: 07/23/2008 01:31 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam I just knew if I posted a couple of naked pics with my cock completely soft, you'd get that big ego going and try to act like you're all big cocked and shit and would spew that shit all over the mumms, which you did indeed.... talking up so much about how much bigger you were than me and bragging all over the place just like you do with everything else... damn predictable indeed. Well, what you didn't know is a friend of mine has already shown m
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Another Update
I know my blogs are kind of all over. I am not sure how to move them where I want. Just wanted to update. I am still feeling crappy. No more seizures since Sunday (thanks goodness). I been sleeping a lot since. They uped my medicine I feel drugged it sucks. I go to the Doctor tomorrow. I am so scared not knowing what is going on with me. I am a mom of 3 I can't just sit around the house. I am so stressed. Biting my tongue has jumped started my weight loss thats a plus lol.
Letting Go
I also love this one too: Letting Go by Judy Burnette How do you walk away from someone you love And take the road of friend; Can you reroute the course you have taken And start over once again? I don't really want to let you go But inside me I know I must; The times we've loved . . . the times you've left My heart says stay . . . but it's my mind I must trust. We have shared so much together Laughter . . . fun times . . . tears; Yet sometimes we can't turn back time We must walk away, and allow ourselves to heal. I know one day you will be happy And your soulmate you will find; I know we each have one out there Even if for now . . . only in our minds. May life be gentle with you May God's best come your way; And on some quiet tomorrow You will realize things were better this way.
Sweet & Sour
Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and I know the sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet. Most of us live our whole lives… without any real adventure to call our own. Claim your life. I want to live a real life… I don’t want to dream any longer. There are no guarantees, but remember: Even in the future, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour. -rel
Sexual Red You Say?
So Stina is dyeing and highlighting my hair. In mid conversation she says, "I can't wait to die my hair sexual red". anyone ever heard of this color? lol :p
My Personality Test Results
My Personality Test Results Introverted or Extroverted You scored more Introverted than Extroverted on this personality test. This means that you enjoy spending time alone and actually gain more energy from quiet, calm times than you do from being around people. Abstract or Tangible Your thought patterns and reasoning are more Abstract than Tangible. This means that you draw your conclusions from looking at the big picture and are able to believe in something even without demanding proof. Empathetic or Logical You are more Empathetic than Logical when it comes to making decisions. You tend to focus on the humanity of the situation and how your actions will impact those around you. You are always searching for a way to do the right thing and help someone else out. Disorderly or Conscientious You are more Conscientious than Disorderly in your life. You are aware of how your actions reflect on you as a person and are always trying to follow
My love will always be here. It never goes away. i want that special someone. that i loved so long ago. he always has me thinking of what it would be like still in his arms. i want him back. so bad it hurts. he was that special someone. i miss his smile. and the way he made me feel. the things he said. the way he held me. the way he made me feel. i want him back. thats all i can say. ill love him forever. but i guess that will have to stay in my memories.
Do You Support Our Troops Or Not??
A Soldier's Last Words 'Hope Rides Alone' Introduction by Louisa Centanni. SGT. Edmund Jo hn Jeffer's last few words were some of the most touching, inspiring and most truthful words spoken since the tragedy of 9/11 - and since our nation went to war. SGT. Jeffers was a strong soldier and talented writer. He died in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was a loving husband, brother and son. His service was more than this country could ever grasp, but the least you can do for the man who sacrificed his life for you is listen to what he had to say. Listen up and pay attention. To all of the Cindy Sheehans and Al Frankens of the world. To MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC and CBS. To all who call themselves Americans. Hope Rides Alone by Eddie Jeffers I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city burn to the ground. I smell the familiar smells, I walk through the familiar rubble and I look at the frightened faces that watch me pass down the streets of their neighborhoods. My nerves har
Okay so I signed up for this hoopla last night, from a very long absence lol I kinda forgot how pervy some people can be. It makes me laugh very hard, thanks for the warm welcome and the love. This site has a way of putting a smile on my face like every five seconds lol. Keep it real
Sweet Prince Of Mine
SWEET PRINCE OF MINE Sweet prince of mine Laid with roses and thyme Under the crescent lunar skies Beneath the earthen soils lies A bed of wooden made A rose crushed by fallen dust Bleeds within my heart Dreams of heavenly skies Sweet prince of mine Immortal cherub, I do invite For dreams of late I made you mine From yonder window brings My angel with dark wings Lover of innocents fall Between sheets, a virgin calls Blood raptures between lover burns Dawn approaches like a thief Stolen rays upon him, he dies And leave he must before its rise Pleading for more embraced, I sigh Stay for love and my life, I sacrifice Heart will break if he should go But auburn skies spreads time, be still For lovers sake, a cruel departure Lustful thought will come Last kiss between lips Blood drops between tongues entwined Gone out the window My beautiful dark prince flew Promise of more as night will bring My lonely heart sings for time, be quick For th
The Dark Knight
his armor of black glints in the moons glow supposed a gallant warrior from long ago but now his heart so full of malice and hate for he who slayed him at th palace gate this soul thats forced to walk this realm this soul thats trapped in this old black helm he rides at night slaying all in his path any one who comes across him will feel his wrath he rides a steed of black with eyes of red through the night this evil creature sped with his evil master on his back to return by day to his shack his sword of silver staind with blood the hilt imbedded with a diamond stud this entity forced to stalk the earth till the end of time he stalks the streets til three times the bell will chime
The Vampire
the vampire A man in dark from the east prowels the night for blood to feast he walks the streets from dusk till dawn and doesnt even pass a yawn this man is pale as though hes dead his body cold from toe to head his canines long and pearly white he gives his victims no time to fight a man came knocking on his door he came at night to implore he came and answers tried to find he tried to unravel the creatures mind he saw a coffin upon the floor and found him self pinned to the door he bared his neck and drank and drank until to his knees the man had sank their he knelt begging mercy please and his clothes the vampire seized he dragged him up upon his feet and to his maker went to meet
I Iz Confuzed
ahem .. fubarians,, can sumone plz tell me why some ppl have grey bubble status like stepped away n some have white .. see i keep ma self to ma self n i got no idea who to ask ....... remember gurls make sure ya skirt aint tucked in ya knickers, when ya leave the bathroom. n yes fellas .. uh huh look down , yup, wet spot .. 3 shakes ok not 2 :P
No One Carez
No one cares when life iz a mess no one cares when your stressed the pain -rips deep in the chest darkness fillz the soul that can make a heart turn cold lifez misery unfoldz a smile turnz in2 a frown when no love can be found realationships wreck but there can be light if eyez are open angels stand guard an lead the broken fill warmth to the coldness held deep in in a toiled soul I waz lost now I see that people care 4 me.
The Sarge Has New #
For Those Few That Have My Cell Phone # ..I Changed It Today..If You Want The New One...Leave A Comment Here And I'll Send It To You In A Message.. Thanks, Sgt. Raider
Bloodbath , Yummmmm
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A Few Thoughts 23 Jul 08
Think about this. You are smart. I think you are smart. you show that you are smart every day. so why does the news media treat us like we are dumb? I think for my self and form my own conclusions based on the information I can gather an a particular subject. I feel that it is sad when I have to research articles from the news to make sure that the information that I am getting is not biased but factual. Lately I have been finding that the majority of the news out there is biased even though it contains facts, there are usually some important facts left out to help you to come to a predetermined conclusion that the news media wants you to reach. It makes me angry that the news media in general feels the need to intentionally mis guide the public instead of report the facts and do the necessary research to ensure that the information being reported is accurate and truthful and if they feel the need to dig a little further, research the history of the prople and places to show so
Hi To A Ll My Friends And Family
hello here is a link to myspace if anyone is on myspace and would also like to be friends there
The Adventures Of Stephy's Vagina!! Part 1
As most of you know, I had a laser procedure today to remove cancerous cells from my cervix...Pedro el Loco decided that the lasers gave my vagina super powers! This is his take on today's events... Today Stefy's vagina went to see the doctor he said that he could build it faster, stronger, and more powerful than before. Stefy was scared, her vagina got a lot of attention before, what would happen now when it has SUPER POWERS! But Stefy new that only by undergoing this procedure could she stand up to the torture of Dr Kok. So she drove over in the blondmobie and told the doctor "Lets do this!" Steph got up on the table, she was cold and scared, luckily, she had already removed all the hair "down there" so that part of the procedure could be bypassed. The doctor gave her a little prick, and then she was off to dream time. A few hours later, she awoke in a bright room and the doctor asked her how she was feeling. Somehow she knew the doctor was going to say that even before he did,
Adventures In Manscaping
Ok, I admit it. I'm a manscaper. I've been blessed with a lot of positive qualities: I have beautiful blue eyes, a rapier sense of humour, and great calves. I have also been cursed with...............butt hair. Not just your normal thin couple of strands of pubes, but a veritable forest of thick rich hair that could be the star of a Prell shampoo commercial if it were only on my head. It is satisfying to know that 10-20 years from now, when the inevitable male pattern baldness sinks in, that it will be replaced with some beautiful hair grafts. (Note to future ladies running their hands through my thick locks of hair). Back to the point. Last Friday treated me well. Bowling is my new Friday pasttime; well, bowling and beer. Lots of beer. This particular evening saw the usual amount of pitchers, but also a never ending supply of tequila. Bad combo. Stumbling back to my room, spelunking through the neverending boxes of crap left to rot in the hallway by an unnamed roo
My Sexual Style Test Results
Your result for The What's your sexual style? Test...TYPE N You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, SUBMISSIVE lover who prefers to GIVE. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pr
Selling My Maverick
OK So I have had this car for over 14 years, and I have decided it's time to let it go. I just don't have the passion I once did for it. So here goes.... 1972 Ford Maverick 2 door No motor or transmission IN CAR 87 5.0L/AOD combo available with car. Set up as primarily DRAG CAR manual steering manual disc brakes 8" rearend with 4.11 gears and mini-spool very solid body in grey primer sub-frame connectors battery relocated to trunk GRABBER SPOILER AND GRILLE very little filler/bondo HOOSIER RACE TIRES AND CENTERLINE RIMS also available many extra parts including full set of glass PLUS third rear window and flippper windows. I am asking $1250.00 or best offer CLEAN INDIANA TITLE CONTACT ME HERE OR AT put MAVERICK FOR SALE in SUBJECT please. CAR IS IN SOUTH BEND, INDIANA trades considered HOOTERS GIRL NOT INCLUDED!! get your own!
Bearing My Soul
Relaible,Loyal, Entertaining, surprising, Loving,brave Protective. Not just words used to describe a pet,but words used to describe a friend. And those dear friends we hold most dera can never be replaced in our hearts.....
Contest Update
I am in a contest, Rate and comment as many times as you can. Just click on the pic. I have been in the lead 3 times. then they just left me in 3rd. Thank you , if you can help. Don wingnut398963@ fubar
Some Things My Perfect Woman Is
My Perfect Woman I seeks as a Master/Dom Perfect a word people claim is not possible but let me write what Perfect is to me as best i can To me she is a woman has the passion of the angels battle for good , the fire and desire intense as the deepest of hell , She is a lady of class and grace as the queen ,but a slut like who can never be filed and need to be taken, She has a mind of steel as sharp as the crack of a whip, it has limits to no end .She can be dominate but chose to show this by being submisive ,She is full of power but choose when to show it and also give it to me so that I strengthen from her, She can on the world and anything it may bring but yet wishes to submit and share with me the rod ahead and work as one both gaining strength and power She knows by any act of submit is not a lose of power but of true power and faith she gives willing to me so we both shall grow , She requires ,needs,yearns for me to also protect,guide respect and to charge not because
i wish i was more patient then i wouldnt have to wory about my mind its driving me crazy im crazy for a guy and he knows who he is and i really need to stop wondering i need to start taking my own advise take things slow and not rush but i think its the fact that im excited about him so much that i just want him so bad and it makes me envy his friends. so what do i do? i tell my friends to see where things go.. and here i am... wanting more but at the same time he is doing wut i would be doing or telling a friend.. weird or what. i love the fact that we got the friendship thing and that is the best saftynet possible. im really hoping of getting back behind the wheel so i can see him more offten that way it is equal.... here is some advise to myself that i tell my friends.. patients is a virtue jen and the race is long and slow but be strong and keep moving ahead, dont look back or give up. the in u give up u will find that u were so much more closer than u thought......
Fly Away!! Feelings Of Loneliness!!
I sit here alone day and night~~ B cuz you are never home and that ain't right~~ Wonder what you are doing!?!~~ Who are you screwing!?!~~ Why am I being treated this way??~~ When you are home you have little to say~~ Too much time on your hands~~ Always acting like a single man~~ Keep doing this to me~~ I'll give you what you must really want, I'll set you free~~ I love myself better than anyone can~~ And I refuse to share my man~~ Nor do I intend to live the rest of my life~~ Being a fool and remaining your wife~~ Hot Passion,Fire,& Desire bottled up within myself~~ Baby, if you don't want it any more, I'll give it to someone else~~ This is not a threat it's a promise from me~~ So..Go ahead..Spread your wings..Fly Away!! You are FREE!!~~ KB)i( Take A Bow - Rihanna
U Can Be Touched
Eko Fresh
send all your fubucks to join my religion. diology
Eternal Flame
A fire that is carefully stoked and tended will not burn out. It will blaze so brightly that its warmth lingers in your heart. It will beckon your tired soul and embrace you in its radiance. The familiar smell of its smoke can bring a wistful smile, and the occasional blast of fireworks can take your breath away. Its sizzle can enthrall you; its flickering flames entrance you. The glowing embers provide comforting heat, and the knowledge that a subtle movement or gentle breeze can rekindle a bonfire. My love, the spark that ignited the day we met remains an eternal flame.
The last time I was kissed…. He was so sweet so soft Berries and bubble gum Sexy and innocent Oh to be kissed like that again Perfectly fit moving as one From tongue to tongue I knew he was pleased Sensually pressing against him Our mouths moved in sync With out missing a clue I was his and he knew Suckling his tongue I began to tease Showing my interest Emotion to motion Oh I want to be kissed Like once before With the desire Passions hot on fire Touch me please Kiss me again As it was once before Just once once more….
All that we ought to have thought and have not thought. All that we ought to have said and have not said, All that we ought to have done and have not done, All that we ought to have not have spoken and yet have spoken, All that we ought to have done and yet have done, For these words and works, pray we, O God for forgiveness. (Traditional)
My Newest Auction
If i could tell you the way I really feel you would cry. If I could tell you the way I loved you, you would cry. If I could tell you all that was missing from our life you would cry. If I could tell you the reason why we must say goodbye, you would cry. If you would have told me I wouldn't have cried. If you would have loved me I wouldn't have cried. If you would have let me know what was missing from our lives I wouldn't have cried. If you would not have betrayed me we would not have to say goodbye and I would not want to die.
Grant, O God, your protection, and in your protection,strength; and in strength, understanding; and in understanding,knowledge;and in knowledge, the knowledge of justice; and in the knowledge of justice; the love of it; and in that love, the love of existence; and in the love of existence, the love of God and of all goodness. (source unknown:early Welsh)
Dating Tips From Seduction Experts
Dating Tips From Seduction Experts Fancy to be an online date that she will never forget? These are 4 great online dating information from allurement professionals all over the earth: 1. Have you been informed about "neg?" A neg is neither an insult not a praise. It's a combination of both. Why is a neg a vital weapon for an online dater? It's not because ladies dig negs, that's for sure. On the other hand, ladies despise negs because it keeps them wondering. 'What did he mean by that?" they'd ask themselves long following the dialogue. Women are so used to compliments today that if anyone gives them a pseudo-praise, pseudo-abuse, the person who do the same will earn a place in their minds. 2. Mystery, not misery. Remember, you're not there to make the lady's life more gloomy. You're there to stimulate her in a manner that will result in an affirmative impression. The means to deliver this is by adding a sense of secrecy into your interrelation. Desert her wanting for mo
Normally I Wouldn't Do This But I Have To Do This And I'll Delete Blog Later Here
Ok, whoever signed my guest book and there name is Joy from Salina, KS. please look at my profile so I know who you are and can add you back, if that is what you wanted, when you left the comment on my guest book. This is the only way I can find out who you are and when I find out, this blog WILL BE DELETED TOO and thanks
Without You
Without You - Mötley Crüe Being without the one that you love is a pain worse than death. It is a slow aching need that develops into a diseased poison coursing through your veins. Your arms are empty and ache to hold him, your voice shakes as your surf on the wave of tears that are sure to come as you say goodbyes. There is that awkward moment where you just look into one another's eyes and you seem frozen there; you just don't want to turn and walk away, though you know you must. A cold chill rushes over you as the love fire slowly smolders to barely a warm ember, you can still their simple kiss upon your lips and feel the strength of their grasp but with time it seems to pass some and so the cold sets in. The darkness of loneliness you now wear like a burial shroud and you retreat into the solitude of the world without them. You know in your heart that you must let them go if ever they are to return to you and that where your lover goes you cannot always follow; but somehow it
How To Be A Better Lover In Bed?
Everyone wants to be a hero in bed! But not many men are capable of being a hero because they keep repeating some simple mistakes in bed that can put off their partner. Knowing these mistakes and avoiding them can not only make you a better lover but also give you greater satisfaction. Here are a list of common mistakes in bed. 1. Not shaving before sex: Men are turned on by women because of their smooth and supple bodies devoid of hair. Just stop for a second and think how it would feel if you were to go down on her and got poked and irritated in the face and eyes by her hair! If you want your woman to go down on you make sure that you are clean-shaven down there for even a day's worth of hair can be very irritating and uncomfortable for her. 2. Don't expect her to swallow: If your woman is going down on you for the first time and giving you a good head do not assume that she will swallow or get it splashed around on her face! Not many women are comfortable with this and it i
If I Could Start My Life Over
Through the cold, crisp air Whispers from a voice so fair Float upon the gentle breeze without care. Whispers no more than a sigh Echo from the trees nearby. In the midst of the silvery giants two lovers lay; Gazing into each others love-stricken eyes they vow to always stay. The soft beams of the silver moon falling upon her face, Adding an extra touch of elegance and grace. The fair voice whispers breaking the silent trance. Smiling her lover gets on one knee to offer an eternal alliance. Softly she replies With twinkles in her eyes. In his hand a diamond ring appears As he promises to fight away her fears. With tears beginning to fill her eyes He embraces her close wiping the tears from her eyes. Finally he says the words she's been waiting to hear. Looking her in the eyes he said My Dear, I love you.   Written by Danielle K.
" He"
"HE" He writes me stories and sings me songs He tells me he loves me all night long He brushes the hair out of my eyes He may not be perfect, but he tries He tells me things I never been told He has my heart to forever hold He carries my dreams within his heart He holds me close, never to part He yurns for my touch as I do his He kisses my lips with the sweetest kiss He whispers in my ear, I love thee He is all that completes me. Spanky Madison July 23, 2008
Slightly Entertaining.
my moving picture was literally making me dizzy. i had to change my default. i'm such a reject sometimes. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Lacuna Coil - Swamped - Lacuna Coil
A Man's Guide To Making Relationships Last
Sex sells, and it's proven on a daily basis in the worldwide media. No matter where you look, there's a perfectly bronzed, bikini-clad body trying to sell something. It's become so common most of us don't even pay attention anymore. On any given day you pick up a magazine, newspaper, glance at a billboard, or turn on the TV, there they are: The supermodels of the world wearing as little as the law will allow. If you're like most of the viewing public, you barely notice. It's just part of the day. Now, on the other hand, if your wife walks out of the shower, still dripping wet with a tight towel wrapped around her, you had better stand up and take notice. Even though this may be a daily routine, it's a one-man show, and you are that lucky man. This is where you bathe her with smile-provoking compliments and score major points. That's right, the small, everyday occurrences and compliments are the foundation for a lasting relationship. If you think it's that once-a-year trip to Hawa
There's A Hole In The Sky
THERE'S A HOLE IN THE SKY There's a hole in the sky and I don’t know why There's something I can see but I'm not sure what it could be And I think someone is coming down to get me, to get me I don't know where they're living it might me in heaven I don't know where they are it might be on a star And I think someone is coming down to get me, to get me I took a big sigh I think he can fly I just saw him pass by me he just flew up into a tree And I think someone is coming down to get me, to get me I don't know of his goal I think he wants my soul or maybe for a start he just wants my body parts But I'm sure that someone is coming down to get me, to get me If I'm gone in the blink of an eye if I don't get to say goodbye there's no need to cry I'll be up in the sky Because I'm sure someone is coming down to get me, to get me I can't help but wonder why as I watch the beam from the sky I begin to jump about why me I start to shout Because I'm su
A Good Friend
A friend should be radical They should love you when you are unlovable Hug you when you are unhuggable And bear you when you are unbearable A friend should be fanatical They should cheer when the whole world boos Dance when you get good news And cry when you cry too But most of all. A friend should be mathematical They should multiply your joy Divide your sorrow Subtract the past And add to tomorrow Calculate the need deep in your heart And Always be bigger than the sum of all your parts
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife having sex. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
Pretty Kitty....
Pet This Kitty lover of mine, come to me; pet me, make this pussy purr. lick me, nip me, make me beg for release; until you feel my cunt vibrate. be oh, so nice to this pretty little kitty; pet and play awhile. make my pussy yours, claim me for your willing toy
Things My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!' 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. ' Because I said so, that's why.' 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.' 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.' 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!' 10. My mother taught me about S
The Oral Caress
Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstasy approaches. You push hard and f
Shut The Fuck Up
catherine : wth is goin on with you, what's the beef with WM for? Ken L: he's being a bitch Ken L: no big deal catherine : hows he doin that Ken L: he got all pissy that i messed with his stupid mummer pic, and deleted me. no big deal, but then his friends come and bitch at me, so fuck him and fuck all of them. i tried to re-add him twice, but he insists on being a bitch. so i just mess with him for fun. Ken L: is that ok with you? catherine : we're not robots, i cannot program you on what to do. you two got along fine, but since that denied blog, it's like you're attackin the "nice" things mummers do. last time i checked, no one needed your approval, granted you claim you were kidding but, if it were on a newbie, then i'd get it just didn't see the point, it's like you didn't like all that were included in the photo not just the fact that he made it catherine : i mean, when i 1st read it, i thought you were serious! Ken L: its not official unless it reflects me. catherine :
Is 911 Really A Joke?
WHEN I FIRST SAW THAT GUY... car medallion hanging around is neck coupled with a replica of BIG BEN and oversized glasses that I thought ONLY Bozo or Rizzo the Clown could have in their wardrobe, I was totally amazed. Even more so, I was enthralled by the complaint chortled out in his song... "911 is a joke". They were in process of installing the emergency alert system to Ann Arbor's Police Department. Recovering from some sort of "knock me out and cut my groin" attack by a stranger (still don't know who did it) while living on campus at EMU... I was expecting problems or outright non response from the emergency teams; after all, he was from a larger more well known community.... New York City. If it couldn't work there... perhaps it wouldn't work in a lace like Ann Arbor either. To that regard, I resigned myself to an alternate direction of thought... maybe it's a "good thing" when things happen that we don't really expect. To address that further; my mom was complaining about my you
" Im In My Frist Auction " Please Bid On Me Lol Im So In Trouble Here
New Friends New Faces Come Joing The Newest Lounge
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Help Make Her 1st Happy Hour Rock !!!
MY HAPPY HOUR WED NIGHT @ 7PM PST !! I have a happy hour wed night at 7pm fu time and I wanna level bad, so please save your 11s and use them in my HAPPY HOUR rate a thon folders... rate one folder 100 11s and get 20K or rate both folders 10s and get 20k.. Just click either of the happy hour signs below during my happy hour to take you to one of the folders.. rate em all and send me a message when ur done letting me know what u rated.. come show me lots of fu luv .. rate me.. fan me.. add me.. comment me.. bling me.. luv me Thanks, ~Lil Red Vixen~Playmate @ CellBlock69~ Playmate secretary~show me the luv
So I Was Cleaning Out A Desk
We're trying to move in a desk the hubby's grandfather made to use in the office. So out goes the POS 15 year old particle board u-build-it desk... as I was cleaning out all my old stuff, I cam across my old 14400 baud modem :P
Morph Pic Prices And Details
  Thanks to all my friends that were brave enough to let me practice on my morph learning. Second I have gotten better and with software updates and more new software I can be more precise and different on my work.   1000 FUBUCKS( per picture I use for the morph, if you would like to make you a morph, I am totally aware there are others on fubar that charge a ridiculous amount of fubucks. That's them, I'm different. I will take fubucks, bling, blasts, etc as payment. I will give you some examples: This is a one picture morph... 2,000 fubucks *kinky wild kat* This is a two picture morph... 4,000 fubucks ~SoUtHeRn CuTie~
Reasons Why I Worship Her!
My sister just came over to cook for me. Might just love her forever. ♥
At One With Nature – Jackin' A Squirrel
I fell asleep naked in the hammock in my backyard last night. I awoke this morning with an empty bottle of Jack Daniels lying next to me and a squirrel asleep on my stomach. I have never felt so one with nature before. It was a beautiful moment that was only blemished by the small hickey that was on my left nut.
Name Tag Prices And Details
  I now make name tags. you have a choice of 2 colors and many details to choose from in rotation or flashy text. I have some in my gallery you can check out. 250 fubucks per character. Here is an example. The CEO = 7 characters, 1,750 fubucks. I'm counting from the first character to the last character, including spaces. Up to 3 lines, any more it will be too small to see if you have it as your default pic. I recommend 1 or 2 if alls possible. If you have ANY questions FUmail me and ill get back you to. Here are some things you must do to get the name tag. --Rate my page please. --Send me a friends request(password required) --Fan me please! --Rate,Comment, and Rip the picture I made. --RIGHT CLICK THE NAME TAG(id rather you rip the pi
To All My Friends
I just wanted to tell all of my wonderful friends that I miss you all very much and I'm sorry that I haven't been online for a while. I had a lot going on with my kids for about two weeks, then car troubles that cost me $900 to fix and to top it all off, this Friday they fired my office manager. Now I am doing my job, her job and training the boss and the district supervisor how to help. Therefore, I now have more STRESS and less TIME. But screw that, I miss all of you and I am going to make time to catch back up with you. Love to you all, Sherri (Smiles1270)
so i just noticed that i have really small ears, and they are kinda pointy. noticed this while i was pulling my hair back for work. weird i'm gonna be 25 in a month or so and i've never really looked at my ears. lol meh whatever. anarchy has elf ears! woot! ok i go to work now. toodles fubar.
Tony Wrote This For All His Friends
My song is heard upon the wind my Dreams are ignited by the stars above my heart sings out with kindness you see I can stand tall and proud Forever I will ignite the Spirit from within You can not hold me back for I sour from where I stand My Dreams are forever soaring high amongst the clouds Dancing upon the Wind I have freedom to soar now I will not be taken down Nor Will I be tied I am the Dreamer who dances with Pride Sing out with the wind Sing out with Love Sing out to the stars and heaven above The Dream is ignited the Fire burns bright So Dance neath the moon let your Spirit soar with delight No one can hold you back No one can keep you tied You are to soar with Your Head held on high For in your Heart the Spirit sings with love Dance with the Moon and stars high above (Tony Kenyon 2008)
You Are My Sunshine
Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in Mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown , Tennessee . In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a long struggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St. Mary's Hospital, Knoxville
Moxon We Will Miss
Lauren and I had to put our precious Moxie to sleep today I have lost pets to death before but had been fortunate never have to put one to sleep. It is very difficult to let go but I have to for Lauren's sake. Moxon has been a member of our family for almost 11 years. he was a grumpy old man these past few years but every bit the best friend and love of this family. I feel a very strange emptiness in me that is like missing a part of my body He was the one that helped me thru Lauren going off to school in 8th grade and the one who has always been there when I was lonely. Moxon was always the one that filled that empty spot when I needed someone to listen when things were going crazy. He got sick a week ago and was almost in a coma. They gave him a blood transfusion and after 4 days in the hospital we picked him up to puppy kisses and him back to his old self. We celebrated every day with him with a new sense of appreciation. Then yesterday we noticed that he wasn't coming when we calle
I'm Nauseous
I know I have been quiet. My friends have always been there for me. They know me much better than anyone! I know I don't give them much credit, but I know I should. I would be dead if it weren't for them. Thanks guys! But I'm glad they monitor me as well. Man! How life sucks! I have a raging EX that I'm still madly in love with! I have two beautiful girls whom I never get to see. My parents at least do a good job raising them and keeping them from their abusive dad! Yeah, he's a fucker to raising a hand to their precious little behinds! He can smack me around all he wants, but he will not take it out on them! So, mom.. dad.. I know you'll never see this, but thanks. On top of all that, I have a handful of fuckin' awesome friends! They are my family now. Will we ever stop running? Who knows? Will I ever stop hiding? Probably not. Hiding has been my safety net. The bigger question... Will I ever stop loving my EX???? I don't know. He's the only love I have ever known. He does lo
Why Men Are Never Depressed
Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You
Boys Will Be Boys
so my spawn got his third or so black eye this morning. my step brother punched him, and he's got a cast on that hand. it was a pretty hard hit. d's eye is swollen shut, and bruised pretty good. i just chalked it up to boys will be boys. my son can be a butt head so i'm sure there is more to the story than he says. but my mom is flipping out, and i think she was too harsh on my step brother. he's a boy, i'm sure this wont be his last black eye.
Dating After Divorce...
I have been seperated from my now ex-hubby since April 22,2006. Divorce was final this past July 7th. Well,I didn't start anything with anyone til July of 07. I had been bf/gf with one guy and then when that didn't work dated just one other guy for 6 months. I thought maybe he'd be the one I could have something real good with,but alas he wasn't the one for me after all. Well,I had gone to final divorce hearing and to see him under those circumstances was sad/hard even though it had to be done. I had alot of emotions I was going through and had given up trying to find or hoping for a nice guy,and was resigned to the fact that as long as my boys were happy that was all that mattered. Then when I really wasn't expecting it at all.....WHAM....into my lie walks a true gentleman!! A real southern cowboy who is a very sweet,gentle man that is sooo easy to talk to and very adorable also. I had him come to dinner last night and my family really likes him alot,which is another plus,and we had a
Texas Deputy Sheriff Vs New York Lawyer
Only in Texas my friends... Only in Texas ..... Too bad...... A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy' s expense. The deputy says,' License and registration, please.' What for?' says the lawyer. The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' 'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.' The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?' 'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law License and registration, please!' the Deputy says. Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and
I've Been Working On My Spanish
BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly? BODYWASH: I can't go to the cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids. SHOULDER: My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER. SODAS: My vieja has beeg tetas and SODAS her sister. JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!! JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem! TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know hot to do it, let me TISSUE how! BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF! JULY: Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!! MUSHROOM: When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left! CHEESE: I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!! TEXAS: My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes. WATER: My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is! HORCHATA: You can keep talking your crap,
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Showing Some Love?
been away from fubar for some time and though I have been showing love and trying to keep up with those in my friendlist sending them comments and what not most of you sadly do not show any love that u so needingly beg from all others on here and to me that is not fair at all so if anyone else is having the same thoughs about it then please do share your thoughs as i am not trying to be disrespectfull to anyone it is mairly showing the same amount of respect back that some of u are begging for on your profiles or even demanding.
With Age Comes Wisdom
A guy is 85 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
Being A Girl Is The Pits Sometimes.
That is all.
Goddammit... All to hell, i swear... Took this truck I've been working on, putting money into and my own blood, sweat and tears, to the shop to have the tires replaced, rubber bushings redone and inspected... Calls my message phone today... Truck won't pass inspection... Said truck is stuck in 4 wheel drive... apparently doesn't know about the hub locks for it.. Was only using the electronic button inside the cab... BUT... the front drive axle is cracked... How the hell?? Wasn't cracked when I bought it, and I've been under that truck a whole hell of a lot not to notice it... Apparently it's a hairline crack, very small, but dangerous.. Tells me it'll cost some serious dough to fix it... More then twice what i paid for the damn thing to begin with... Now I have to give the old junkyard another one of my vehicles for almost nothing...and I'm without transportation once again.. I wouldn't even be in this bind I'm in if I could have used a phone to mak
My New Taiwan Video
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Negativity is like a poison to the body and to the soul. It can bring about illnesses that leave you asking... Where did this come from? How did get this? You know,.... those medical problems and questions that even the doctors have no answers for. Think about all the negativity you have kept inside of you over all the years of your life and you just may realize the true source. The unreleased anger, the jealousy, the envy, the guilt, the turmoil, the stress, and all the other negative feelings and emotions you've held in check, kept inside, refused to express,... for perhaps, to you good reasons. To not hurt someone, just to keep the peace, because it would do no good anyway, or maybe decause you were afraid to speak your feelings out. Hmmm, and another form of negativity, fear. I mean the fear you have felt and have not released in some way. These negative feelings and emotions are like seeds of self destruction when held inside. They will take root, and grow, and feed on not
Your Challenge....
Hiya Fubarians Yes I know I said I was leaving, but you really think you are going to get rid of me that don't know me that well now do you! LOL Myself and my BFF Dazzy would like to ask for your help. Anodyne has proven that with some good friends and dedication this can be done!! My birthday is August 28th, and my challenge to all of you, if you wish to accept it is as follows.... PLEASE HELP DAZZY AND I BECOME FU - KING'S :D Dazzy's profile.... Daz - bff with emsie and Jenny's Dazzy partners in crime for life@ fubar Welsh Princess's Profile.... People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always discourage yours!@ fubar Obviously we will return the love! We thank you in advance :D BFF's for life Dazzy & The Welsh Princess xx XX xx
My Midget
Just A Thought......
“Have patience with everything that remains unsolved in your heart. Try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books written in a foreign language. Do not now look for the answers. They cannot now be given to you because you could not live them. It is a question of experiencing everything. At present you need to live the question. Perhaps you will gradually, without even noticing it, find yourself experiencing the answer, some distant day."
Please Help Salute Me!!
I am on a quest of updating a salute folder of friends pictures. It was my idea to add pictures of people with salutes mentioning where they are from..something as simple as "HELLO FROM ______" of course with location in the blank. I did have a few people help me since I started the collection. I have met some nice people that helped and a few that helped through friends. But I still a long way to go. Therefoe...I am asking for anyone to volunteer to make me a little salute. Any salute would be appreciated.I am not being picky with content...just asking that the location is mentioned. And you can even ask other people you know..make it a group effort..hahaha THANK YOU IN ADVANCE TO ANYONE WHO HELPS OR EVEN COMMENTS OR RATES ON THIS BLOG
The Final Inspection
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord, It ne
Giveaway Finished
This is a comment left on my profile... Your fiancee told us in a mumm, that you're a cunt... Can we say louser? Linguine@ fubar
hold me down open up my eyes make me see how bad ive fucked up hold me down slap me around make me feel the pain ive caused hold me down cut out my heart turn me into the heartless bitch ive always been hold me down scream at me tell me everything i don't want to hear just hold me down don't let me run away
forgive me goddess for i am sin! i gave my heart to jesus but he never calls! i really should have just given him a blowjob instead of letting god ass rape me on the first date! if god ass raped and then vaginally raped mother mary would jesus be called the "son of shit?" the ONLY res-erection i believe in is my sugar daddy! and hes fukin good and bringing me back to life!
Straight Up Blah
So I had my doctors appointment this morning for the re-evaluation on my knee to see if I will continue to receive medical from the state. He is referring me to a dietician, blah good luck with that. I am negative on that because how can one expect to eat healthy and lose weight if there is no money to put there to eat properly. But on the other side of it, I told him I was isolating myself, and really starting to freak over it, just leaving the house this morning was almost like an anxiety attack. He tells me, since this is a state eval on your knee, there is nothing I can do about this. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then proceeds to tell me well if you want you can make another appointment and we can talk...So if my medical is gone in August and I am freaking out, you will know why. I did get a prescription of celexa refilled today, when I had it a few months ago, I took it for a few days and then stopped. This time I will try to take it and see if it helps at all. Damn pharmacist was li
Straight Up Bad Ass
What Makes Me The Best
from my mumm about peepee
Old Men On Fubar And In My Shoutbox
Tongue2swe...: i still like ur pic ->Tongue2swe...: toodles! Tongue2swe...: ok thanks 4 talking ->Tongue2swe...: first off i'm TAKEN second i've already explained to you that i'm not interested in what your proposing and thrid NO i won't come visit you for the above reasons Tongue2swe...: I am just a nice guy ->Tongue2swe...: unfortunately i don't have a daddy complex Tongue2swe...: so will u come visit nj or nyc? Tongue2swe...: a lot of girls your age don't mind a guys age ->Tongue2swe...: uh huh Tongue2swe...: lol yes as a joke ->Tongue2swe...: did she call you daddy? Tongue2swe...: I was with a 21 year old several times...and she still calls me ->Tongue2swe...: thats like having sex with your childrens friends ->Tongue2swe...: and i'm being honest with you that its disgusting Tongue2swe...: u r a very sexy women Tongue2swe...: so I am just being honest with u ->Tongue2swe...: i hope you realize that your older then my parents Tongue2swe...: u look good in hat possit
An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, 'Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years have you ever been unfaithful to me?' Martha replied, 'Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.' Henry, obviously hurt by his wife's confession, said, 'I never suspected. What you mean by good reasons?'' Martha said, 'The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?' Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, 'I can forgive you for that. You saved our home. But what about the second time?' Martha asked him, 'Remember when you were so
System Administrator Appreciation Day!
I want to remind folks that Friday is national System Administrator Day. Show your appreciation, people!
I'm Keeping My Fubar Profile!!
I have made my mind up..I'm keeping my fubar profile..I have made too many damn friends on here and in my lounge to just up and leave everyone cus some pplz wanna be assholes...I think that ppplz just need to grow up and get a life of their own and dont worry about me or what I am doing....I have learned on here that pplz are going to run their mouth werither your doing something bad or good...They just dont like their lives so they have to talk about everyone else's anyways..SO TO LET EVERYONE KNOW! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!
Want The New Bling? Then Click Here!
Have you seen the new bling?? Well I thought I'd auction them off to give people a chance to get some! So click the photos of them below to go bid! CLICK HERE TO GO BID CLICK HERE TO GO BID CLICK HERE TO GO BID CLICK HERE TO GO BID CLICK HERE TO GO BID ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Fu-Owned by SingleDad38 & SouthernOutlawBiker & Inkman & starop013}@ fubar
Maliki Disputes Report That He Endorses Obama’s Withdrawal Plan
Characteristic of Obama’s ability to stick his basketball shoes in his mouth without even trying, Iraq PM Maliki’s “Endorsement” of Obama’s Iraq 16-month Magical Arbitrary Hopey Changey Troop Withdrawal Plan was reported by the German newspaper Der Spiegel - and subsequently brought to us by a Chicago Tribune correspondent: [ Cool huh? Why, Magical Barky Obama is a hit! He’s taking Iraq by storm, dribbling his basketball-sized ego everywhere!! Dribble Dribble! The man is a genius! A dynamo! A Real Foreign Policy Expert Already! In the Accelerated program. One day here, one day there, a Foreign Policy Expert is made! He’s so good at skipping experience steps isn’t he? A day is YEARs when it comes to our own Barack Obama. It’s the Barack Obama Advanced Placement Program! He’s so advanced he devised his plan before even visiting the place! I mean how Advanced is that? Maliki loves him! Maliki agrees with him! Everybody should agree with him! He’s Barack Obama! Ooop
Leveling To 21
I want to thank every single person who helped me level to fuberlord, ive been working on it for a while and when and if yall need help please let me know ill do what I can, thanks again.................kisses.................. swthuny2006
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Better In Time
It's been the longest winter without you I didn't know where to turn to See somehow I can't forget you After all that we've been through Going coming thought I heard a knock Who's there no one Thinking that I deserve it Now I realise that I really didn't know If you didn't notice you mean everything Quickly I'm learning to love again All I know is I'm gon' be ok [Chorus:] Thought I couldn't live without you It's gonna hurt when it heals too It'll all get better in time And even though I really love you I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to It'll all get better in time I couldn't turn on the TV Without something there to remaind me Was it all that easy To just put aside your feelings If I'm dreaming don't wanna laugh Hurt my feelings but that's the path I believe in And I know that time will heal it If you didn't notice boy you meant everything Quickly I'm learning to love again All I know is I'm gon' be ok [Chorus:] Thought I couldn't live wit
2nd Prayer
When I am called to duty, Lord, wherever flames may rage, Give me strength to save a life, whatever be its age. Help me embrace a little child before it is too late, Or save an older person from the horror of that fate. Enable me to be alert and hear the weakest shout, And quickly and efficiently to put the fire out. I want to heed my calling and give the best in me, To guard my every neighbor and protect his property. And if according to your will, I am to lose my life, Please bless with your protecting hand my children and my wife.
1st Prayer
Brothers, when you weep for me Remember that it was meant to be. Lay me down and when you leave Remember I'll be at your sleeve. In every dark and choking hall I'll be there as you slowly crawl. On every roof in driving snow I'll hold your coat and you will know. In hot cellars in searing heat At windows where a gate you meet In closets where young children hide You know I'll be at your side. The house from which I now respond Is over staffed with heroes gone. Men who answered one last bell Did the job and did it well. As fire men we understand That death's a card dealt in our hand. A card we hope we never play But one we hold there anyway. That card is something we ignore As we crawl across a weakened floor. For we know that we're the only prayer For anyone that might be there. So remember as you wipe your tears The joy I know throughout the years. As I did the job I loved to do I pray that thought will see you through.
To My Daughter
July 18 made it 3 years and I still cant find away to get over the fact that your not here. That I was denied the right every father has to hold his child in his arms. To see the one person that in life is worth more than anything that this world can offer. The one person who's love i don't have to do anything to earn. How do you overcome the void that is in your life that once was filled with joy and happiness? I thought by getting married that would work but in the end i probably just did more damage than good and now i may never get that friend back that i had before. Fuck this i cant even finish it just piss me off even more. I love you Zamirah Aaliyah Brown July 18, 2005 - July 18, 2005
11's left today: 84 (extra 11's left: 0) WTF???
*you Are The Reason*
                                   You  Are the Reason                                             I am the storm                             You are the rock                   I am the flame                            You are the fuel                I am darkness                            You are Light                      I am compulsive                      You are steady -true            I am the rain                                   You are the lake      
Obama Backs U.n. Bill To Disarm Us & Take $845 Billion In Taxes
Obama's bill S2433 passed the committee and going to the Senate. Senator Coburn is blocking this bill. Obama's bill S2433 would require the U.S. to initially direct .7 percent of our GNP into the United Nations coffers for distribution as they see fit, for "food" to third world nations. Under earlier agreements this would evolve into a national tax on the U.S. with the UN attempting to levy this on all first world nations. The U.N. would have the power to increase this rate of taxation. The U.S. would be required to surrender some of its sovereignty over foreign aid by putting it under UN control. The bill would force the U.S. to sign onto the U.N.'s Millennium Declaration, which would commit us not only to "banning small arms and light weapons" but also to adhere to the International Criminal Court Treaty and the Kyoto Protocol. Why won't Obama's office comment on this bill? Why won't the MSM mention it? W
Not Sure What Is Going On In My Head Or Heart
July 23, 2008 Wed at 2:39 pm. There are to many thoughts running around in my head. Mind won't settle on one thing to figure it out, and then go to the next one. Not really anyone to talk to. I have found family, and most of the so-called friends that I have made here in this town, only come by, or call when they are in need. I love the fact I can be there for those who need me, but I would like that returned. I don't ask for myself the times I do ask. One time I need just a shoulder to lean on , or cry on. There isn't one around. At the point where I think I am better off staying to myself. Never believed I could hurt, or feel so alone as I do. What really hit this all home was going to the Nursing Home to visit my mom and do paper work to cover her exspenses. The Social Worker there and I got into it about some stuff of my mom's . There was some issues over a policy of my mom's that she will lose cause there is no money to cover it. The woman made me feel like I was less th
Am I A Fireman Yet?
Am I A Fireman Yet?? In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?' Mommy, 'I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.' Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.' Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix .. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a ride around
The Bathing Suit
When I was a child in the 1950's, the bathing suit for the mature figure(actually for just about every female figure!) was boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift and they did a good job. Today's stretch fabrics are designed for the prepubescent girl with a figure carved from a potato chip. The mature woman has a choice-she can either go up front to the maternity department and try on a floral suit with a skirt, coming away looking like a hippopotamus who escaped from Disney's Fantasia or she can wander around every run of the mill department store trying to make a sensible choice from what amounts to a designer range of florescent rubber bands. What choice did I have? I wandered around, made my sensible choice and entered the chamber of horrors known as the fitting room. The first thing I noticed was the extraordinary tensile strength of the stretch material. The Lycra used in bathing costumes was developed, I bel
I Need Help In Crime
I am in need of fellow mobsters, any one care to help? Come to my myspace, come to my mob.
Just Me
Hey all i am a 29 year old single female looking for friends and more. I love to have a good time and i can get crazy in a good way at times. I am fun loving and consider myself somewhat of a free spirit. IF you have a questions i'm not afraid to answer. So hit me up.
Hair Is A No Go So Far
So yesterday my brother came home with the wrong brand of hair dye..we tested it on my hair and didn't quite come out as bright as i wanted..and i sorta expected it that way.. so gonna do the unexpected..i sure as hell didn't.. eek gonna bleach my hair to blonde..bleh..lmao no offense to blondes..u were born that way...i'm a natural brunette and hispanic..blondes and hispanic color don't always go to together. depending on ur brownish color.. i know i'm gonna cover it up..but to see myself blonde is gonna be i'll take a pic..lmao won't do it till later on tonight..or tomorrow..depending if i have time. kinda nervous bout it..u never really know what ya gonna get when u do blonde..umm ok blonde hair..not a blonde person:P ~dina
Alphabet Aerobics - Blackalicious "Alphabet Aerobics" (Now it's time for our wrap up Let's give it everything we've got Ready? Begin) Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing Analytically, I assault, animate things Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding Casually create catastrophes, casualties Cancelling cats got their canopies collapsing Detonate a dime of dank daily doin dough Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low Eatin other editors with each and every energetic Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette Furious fat fabulous fantastic Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics Gift got great global goods gone glorious Gettin godly in his game with the goriest Hit em high, hella height, historical Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy Imitators idolize, I intimidate In a instant, I'll rise in a irate state Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin joints Justly, it's just me, writin my journa
My Family I Can't Live With Out! Ever!
MyHotComments MyHotComments HEY FU, i am making this pimpout for all the people i care a lot about. they help everyone on fu..and they are always there when you need them. so let's show them all some love...when they help you out please be sure to return the favors. MyHotComments First up we have Dj. psycho...he is a sweet guy! and a cutie too, so let's show him love! ~DJ~Psycho owner along with DJ Mesmerize of Hot Mix Radio also looking fo Dj's Bouncers, Promo@ fubar MyHotComments 2. i love this girl show her some mad respect! she is there for everyone any time of day.... AngelHellFire Greeter @ Heaven\'s Devils@ fubar   @ fubar MyHotComments 3. Then comes my very good friend living..this boy and i have been threw lots and lots. i would do anything for him. He will do anything for fu. �LÏVÏÑ Ðà Ю∃ÃM©OWNEDBY ANNA~~SHADOW LEVELER
Game Called On Account Of Moose
Yes, this did happen in Minot Monday; a game one of my nephews was scheduled to play was cancelled because two moose (I want to say “two meese” but the plural’s identical) had wandered onto the ball field and apparently animal control couldn’t get out there in time. Animals running wild, particularly deer and moose, are pretty common here in North Dakota and other adjoining states – you really want to watch it when you’re driving home at night! Bigger cities, I’ve heard, don’t have as much problem with this, but Minot is the fourth-largest city in the state at about 37,500 people. Sure we have nightlights, but they’re hardly blazing (that keeps large animals out). Yesterday Sarah and Jeffrey’s aunt Mary took them to the State Fair in town this week because the ride provider celebrated its fortieth year of providing Fair attractions by offering free kiddie rides from one to three. Martha was at day care and for the second day in a row was with a class from there at Roosevelt Park
Song Of The Day 7/23/08 - Nonpoint - Breathe (extra Innings)
my head is drowning in a sea of animosity the waves of confusion are crashing over top of me I'm just trying to survive doing everything I have to just to stay alive I try to breath but the waters keep on choking me I try to swim but my arms and legs are killing me I'm just trying to survive doing everything I have to just to stay alive I just need sometime so I can breathe call it what you want to.. still have to do this for me I just need sometime so I can breath call it what you want to.. still have to do this for me I'm over it i'm over it I'm giving up on you I'm over it i'm over it I'm just trying to survive But everything I do looks so hopeless on the outside Things I said just to try to make sense Things I didn't to protect me from the consequence I'm just trying to survive doing everything I have to, to stay alive this time I just need sometime so I can breathe call it what yo want to.. still have to do this for me I just need sometime so I can breathe c
My New Political Endorsement
You know, I was going to vote for Barack Obama for President. Then, Obama voted for telecom immunity. So, now I will vote for Ralph Nader come November. I urge everybody else to do the same.
Went To The Doctor This Mornin
the last few days. have been have problems with my heart skipping beats. and being really tired and exhausted doing little things. what i have is premature atrial contractions the doctor said it is from stress he prescribed diltiazem so im not sure how often i will be on here. until i start to feeling better.. hugs to all of my friends
I want to share with all of my friends somebody who touches my heart more than any one person ever could. This isn't your usual fubar pimp-out. Yes this person has bought me gifts and such online but he is so very much more. He has become one of the biggest parts of my real life. I share everything with him. Although we are friends and nothing more I have enough love for him to last a lifetime. In everything that he does for me I see so much more. There's always a meaning behind it. Even if nobody else would realize the underlying message I do. I ask all my friends to help me to show him how much he means to me. Go to him and send him my love. Though rates comment and more. Add him, bling him and tell him that his Kiri loves him. Please send me a Pm when you have done so and tell me what you did. All love is always returned by him and by me as well. I have things in the making when it comes to trains and other fu games so I will get all of you in there somewher
Reason #21
You laugh when i tell you i gave you the HIV
Wanna Be A Wicked Kittie????
all you have to do to join is put "Member of Wicked Kitties" in your profile and make a salute with your fubar name and that as well... see no flaming hoops here so callin out to the tattooed and pierced sex kittens....and callin out to the bbw and the thick chicks...and anybody who thinks they can show the group long list of voting in....just a real group with real ppl..... SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???? BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO RUN TO THE WINDOW AND SAY" IM A WICKED KITTIE"!!!!!!!!!!!! (ok dont really do that they might call someone)
we are in kansas hope to be in oklahoma today love you all ttys me
One Last Breath
Sometimes its not easy to spot a fake They stand by you for a while Just to get what they want For their own sake Before I go With one last breath, I will spill it all With one last breath Nothing is out of hatred Hate you I do not. Irritated by the mistruths Small, tiny white lies, they make me rot This is something I have to do, I must You contort me in a way i cannot bend I will turn your memory to dust And with one last breath, I will blow you into the wind This is for you, Audrey, the one person I thought was real turned out to be fake, like so many others. Goodbye Fu!
i'm bored. what's everyone doing? talk to me. i like talking. sometimes you can't get me to shut up. ask Ruby. Did i mention she's close to leveling? But seriously. Talk to me. ♥ Here a gift from me to you: P.S. i know. I'm an effin weirdo. P.S.S. You love me for it. lol
It takes me forever to get to sleep. Case in point: Last night, my wife and I went and saw The Dark Knight. It was pretty good, but a bit long. We got home at around 9:30. After taking my medicine and packing my wife's surgery wound, I went to bed. It was 10pm. It usually takes me a couple of hours to go to sleep after I go to bed, so I expected to be asleep by midnight. It was not to be, mainly because my wife (who doesn't go to sleep until 4 on most nights) kept coming into the bedroom for different things. I finally got to sleep around 2:30 or so. And I woke up at 7. I am so sleepy right now...
Im Up For Sale
Credited For What? McCain credits Bush for drop in oil price By TOM RAUM, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 47 minutes ago Republican John McCain on Wednesday credited the recent $10-a-barrel drop in the price of oil to President Bush's lifting of a presidential ban on offshore drilling, an action he has been advocating in his presidential campaign. The cost of oil and gasoline is "on everybody's mind in this room," McCain told a town-hall meeting. He criticized Democratic rival Barack Obama for opposing drilling on the Outer Continental Shelf. Bush recently lifted the executive order banning offshore drilling that his father put in place in 1990. He also asked Congress to lift its own moratorium on oil exploration on the outer continental shelf which includes coastal waters as close as three miles from shore. "The price of oil dropped $10 a barrel," said McCain, who argued that the psychology of lifting the ban has affected wor
Az's Angels R.i.p....long Live Wicked Kitties
AZ's angels is changing things up...the new group name (for those who are members you will have to change your profile name and salute) the new name is Wicked Kitties i think that this will make the group less about me and more of a group for all of us..... all you have to do to join is put "Member of Wicked Kitties" in your profile and make a salute with your fubar name and that as well... SO CALLING OUT TO THE TATTOOED AND PIERCED LADIES....THE GIRLS THAT THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX AND TEAR IT TO SHREDS..... SO COME BE A WICKED KITTIE WE ACCEPT ALL NO MATTTER WHAT AS LONG AS YOU CAN SHOW RESPECT THEN YOU ARE GOOD TO GO..... SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?????????????????
The Question Of Love (possibility) Wow!!!!!!!
Don't Wanna Mumm This...
My estranged husband...ex or whatever I can call him...just calls to let me know he intends to come here within the next 2 weeks...and would like to stay for up to 2 weeks here in this house. PANIC!!!!!!! I have this overwhelming urge to vomit...and my heart is thudding in my head...not a great feeling...just trying to breathe actually. My dad already extended the open invitation to him and since this is his house...I don't get the final vote. It has been almost 3 years since I have seen him..and I am sure I can be a grown up and not be a total bitch to him, but I really don't know how I feel about this. Anyhow I must get myself ready for I thank you for the time you took to come here and read my post.
I'm Gonna Cry!!!
*cries* My Wachel is leaving me!!!!!! She's moveing to scottsdale Az!!! I'm gonna be so bored and lonely. But at least she will be happy. Whelp gotta go. See ya! XD
Go Away Fat-face
so its all good and fun right? ERROR: this user's permissions don't allow you to do this. if you want to add this member to your 'blocked' list, click here. what a fuckin' pussy.
The Secret
How can you make a big dream come true? You need to have one secret element, and when you have that secret element, nothing will get in your way. That element is an intense desire! You must desire something with all of your heart to manifest it. Often the difference between those who manifest something and those who do not, is the element of desire. When you have a burning desire for something you ignite a fire within you that attracts with an incredible force. The law of attraction is magnetically drawn to that intense fire element in you, and it responds by gathering all universal forces to make your dream come true. Very often we ask for things because we think our life will be better with those things, but inside of us we do not have an immense desire for those things. When you don't feel that immense desire within you, you are receiving guidance telling you that this is not something you really want. That is why it is so important to get clear on what it is that you rea
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Wipeout!!! Eps 1
Laughin My Ass Off
I feel so privilaged that some idiot still feel the need to have to write comments to me even after he has blocked me ..I continually get these funny things left with bad spelling and all .I mean really spending that much time to worry about what I am doing ..boy oh boy do I feel important .lol just look at these comments KinkyMaste...: hello piggyfatcowcunt ... did you fucked any guys lately or is toy master you love to fucked and get pregnant KinkyMaste...: what do i smell oh yes fatcowcunt ........moew so well thought out and what he expects me to do block him well why would I ..I love to laugh and what is the best is he trys to be all smart ass but i read them and move on ..probably giving him a bit of entertainment by posting a blog but i guess since he blocked me its what he wants because I really dont know the point of it .outside of he has no balls to say it to me and let me reply ..what eles could it be .. I guess he must really care what goes on in my world to alw
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Is Your Phone A Remote Too? Lol
Ok if you own the new iPhone I don't have to introduce this little beauty to you but for those who covet here is a brief description of the iPhone application Apple Computers aptly named "Remote" The new Remote application for iPhone or iPod touch to control iTunes playback from anywhere in your home — a free download from the App Store via your apple iPhone. if you're like me you love music so to have this little gadget as a part of my iPhone allows me to control the music on my computer no matter what else I am doing, so I don't have to use my other fav feature Apple has given me "Spaces" in the latest apple operating system "Leopard". Also using the Remote application allows me to play any kind of music from my phone that fills the upper floor of my house with music (I've got speakers in all rooms up there connected to my computer) Enough for now.......Look for more apple related rants soon. Apple-Lover "Strick"
Self Explanitory, This How I Feel
I'm so fed up with everyone around me (No one seems to care) I'm just so far gone and nothing's gonna change (I'll never be the same) It's always do this, do that, Everything they want to I don't want to live that way Every chance they get their always Pushin me away [Chorus:] It's never enough No it's never enough No matter what I say It's never enough No it's never enough I'll never be what you want me to be It's all so messed up and no one ever listens (Everyone's deranged) I'm just so fucked up and I'm never gonna change (Wanna lay it all to waste) Their always say this, say that, Nothing that you want to I don't want to live that way Every chance they get their always Shovin me aside [Chorus] I'm Done [Bridge:] In the end we're all just chalklines on the concrete Drawn only to be washed away For the time that I've been given I am what I am I'd rather hate you For everything you are Than ever love you For something you are not
So Get This!!
Iraq-justification Part 1
Reasons why the Bush Administration did not lie, and justification for the invasion of Iraq The first and most glaringly obvious error that people tend to make when they criticize the Bush administration, and in particular George W. Bush about his decision to go into Iraq is that they tend to separate the events that led up to that decision with the decision, and the outcome of that decision. Other reasons for criticizing the decision to invade Iraq include but are not limited to personal gain or benefit. It is important to remember that the human rights violations that occurred in Iraq under the direct order of Saddam Hussein were atrocious. These events and their cause are undisputable facts. The decision to invade and remove Saddam Hussein from power were in large part in response to these and the ability to create chemical weapons, as well as the exploration of developing nuclear technology as well. Some people, namely politicians believe it is in their best in
so i dated this guy who was like obssesed with me and i broke it off because i sereiously had no room to breath and he is in the army but anyways he calls me constantly and says that he can't live without me and that he needs me back in his life. I love him but i hate possesive guys and i want to be with him but i just can't how do i tell him that i still care about him even though we broke up and that i don't like possesive guys.
Asshole Father
I waited for you yesterday I waited and missed the last train I waited to say that I'd fallen in love with your way I waited for you yesterday Eventually walked home in the rain I waited to see if you felt the same for me But you don't, And you won't Go against your asshole father Going broke, Quitting dope For your folks Why did I even bother? Why did I? I waited for minds to change Pointing their fingers of blame It's not my fault you're ashamed of how you feel But you don't, And you won't Go against your asshole father Going broke, Quitting dope For your folks Why did I even bother? Why did I? Cause you don't Just admit it Cause you won't Just admit it Just admit it Just admit it Just admit it Just admit it I called you a whore and broke down your door But you don't even hate me! And how could I heal when you won't even feel? Why won't you hate me?! But you don't and you won't Go against your asshole father Going broke, Quitting dope
Howard's Tale
Age five just a little boy shy is he ready for the big surprise Hell be playin lego in a dream when the shadows come to life Age nine well he shoulda been fine with a secret hes sure to keep Two times had to tell a little lie for the sake of him and me Now its over I need closure HEY! look what you did to me When you where takin me home gettin me stoned leave me alone Ive waited for mom to comfort me But when i open my mouth Dont say, nuthin, shhh Age 12 and it isnt goin well Now its three years to the day Confused but unlike you this feelin wont go away 16 and the woman down the street Has invited him to come inside First time it didnt feel right itll be the last time he tries Chorus-end, nothings wrong I wont say nuthings wrong. I wont say i wont say I wont say i wont say I wont say i wont sayyy 17 and all hes ever seen is a limit in between a lie Its kinda funny how a mind can keep living in denial 18 is a very strange seen, and hes still playin with
Too Many Words
I've tried to balance these lives that we are living You always feel justified but you never feel forgiving I woke up one morning to find myself wrapped in the things I swore I'd never touch. And here I am again trying to save what's left of you and I So why aren't you satisfied? I reached out, fell short Now you're hurt, too many words Breaking the silence I felt it, bled it, screamed it, It only gets worse And it kills me watching me too angry for us to survive I used too many words tonight I tried to get it right But I was just wastin' my time 'cause you never compromised when it came to us We struggle and fall apart we build it back to static start The endless accusations I can't believe we made it this far. I reached out, fell short Now you're hurt, too many words Breaking the silence I felt it, bled it, screamed it, It only gets worse And it kills me watching me too angry for us to survive I used too many words tonight Waking on tomorrow It's go
Wow! Didnt Know This Was Here
hello darlings and cunts, im a bit groggy, but its my fault. In other news, my husbands family i s really pushing me to kill them, slowly--painfully. that whore of an aunt keeps working her hardest to ruin our relationship and its actually starting to make waves. pissing me off. and only because the drunk drug addict mess cant get a proper relationship of her own she has to dedicate her life to making those who can miserable. ill try not to get into too much detail, once i start i might not stop--but why cant misery just crawl in a hole and die peacefully. Why drag everyone else in the dark, mucky cave and beat them to death with thier own problems?? WHYYY?? so ive decided to take a break. until our apartment is finished im not visiting him for our weekend-long visits if she starts her shit again. I swear, once were out, they wont know any of us exsist, not me, not David, or the kids. they dont deserve to be there they dont deserve to be a part of our lives. Ill let them just s
Heartless People
im so sick of heartless people. i don't understand how people can just not give a shit.its so make me sick.
Part 2
Would you have rather taken a vacation to somewhere like Columbus, Ohio (i didnt think so). Another day slowly winds down. One down and one to go. Oh yeah, did I happen to mention that the air is so crisp that you breathe like you have never breathed before. The water is so clear that you can see right thru the dang ice cubes. Where on earth can you ever see that ? (btw, I have lots of postcards of NZ, I will have to share with you some time my friend). Day four. It is off once again. This time it is out to Akaroa (pronounced....AK-A-ROW-AH). Picture in your mind my friend, the French Quarter of New Orleans. That is what Akaroa is like my friend. Another quant seaside village full of bakeries, sovenier shops, resteraunts, cafes, and night clubs. The best part, it sits right next to the ocean. Walk down main street (oh yeah, no one drives there, it is a pedestrian only town). Enjoy yourself taking in all the sights, the different shops and bakeries and such. As you walk, there are merch
Camping Trip
Ok, so, Sunday was my ex and I's wedding anniversary. I was struggling with it a bit, so James suggested that we take the family camping that day, as a way to keep my mind off of it, and to turn that day into a day of new, good memories. I hadn't been camping since he and I had been together because he didn't like it, and I had always enjoyed it, so I was really looking forward to it. So, we'd been planning for a couple of weeks to go, and I got home from work to find most of the stuff gathered up and almost ready to go. We got in the car and headed out. The first catastrophe was that my navigation system in my car kept giving me wrong directions. I mean, way wrong, and I was basically driving around the park, but couldn't find the entrance. I finally called them and said that I couldn't find the entrance, they gave directions, we got there, and got our campsite. Since it was a Sunday, the campground was nice and deserted. Perfect for a nice family camping time. We got
Part 1
Pack your bags as and off you go to Christchurch, New Zelaand my friend. I was fortunate to have lived there for (3) glorious years. That place was the land of milk and honey or dare I say, the land of kiwi fruit and sheep (giza kiwi- that is NZ slang for "holy cow"). Our trip finds us arriving at LAX airport in Los Angeles, CA angelgirl. Our motto - HAVE SUTICASE, WILL TRAVEL (lol). Dont forget the passorts and visas. Finally, you get there and the lines at the airport are horendous. You finally get your ticket and you are on the plane at last. Strap yourself in you and about 200 other passengers are UP, UP, and AWAY (oh yeah, did I happen to mention the ride will take just a mere (23) hrs to get there ouch.....arghhh) LOL. Its (10) hours down and just (13) hours to go. Oh the butt is so sore. FINALLY, its touch down, (23) hrs gone and its party time. You have landed in Christchurch , New Zealand. Dont forget, you crossed the international date line so add (24) hrs- today is actuall
Red Lobster Resteraunt Beware
Warning about Red Lobster Restaurants This one sure took me by surprise. NO, I did NOT check this out with Snopes yet, but please, feel free to do so. WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS This is important and worth the time to read! Warning!! Be careful if you eat at RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS A young women was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain. '911' was called and an ambulance was sent and the women was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse. As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnose the cause of the pain: ...............
I Don't Know When I'll Be Back
Hey everyone, I'm not sure when I'll be back online. I am moving today, and then tomorrow I have surgery. I will have no access to highspeed internet for atleast a week. So don't miss me too much while I'm gone, if you do then show lots of love. This is going to be a lil tough for me to get through. Lots o' Love Happy
Dunno if anyone's seen a film called Cellular, but I watched it recently. Problem was that night, almost every hour on the hour I'd dream about people being shot and killed. I'm talking serious clockwork here, it was damn freaky, as well as damn annoying. It's weird to 'cause that's only the second film after Congo to give me nightmares. And I watched Congo many many years ago....
This Dude Is Fuking Sick Asking Me Do I Wanna Watch Him Jerk Off On Cam Wtf
On The Line
On the line - *N Sync - BB Mak - True Vibe & Mandy Moore - *N Sync - BB Mak - True Vibe & Mandy Moore I'm laying it On the line to show you I'll never let you go On the line for your love There's nothing I want more Another dead end street Another love gone wrong Another shattered dream Always the same old song I started thinking that You'd never come along I got all this love inside That I'm sure you want tonight I'm wishing you What I've been through To get to you I'm laying it On the line to show you I'll never let you go On the line for your love There's nothing I want more When you smile I feel my heart open And I know there's nothing That I wouldn't do I'm layin' it On the line this time Just to be with you After everything My heart's been through I treasure, every moment I spend with you For me to feel this way Is something new Now it's got a hold of me It's making me believe That what We got is something Unlike any other I'm l
Something That Makes Me Giggle
Lyrics: I was so lonely on my own Then you came in my life Asking to be my wife I didn't answer when you propo-oo-wosed Instead I started to cry And now you're asking me why Well since you asked me to share I think that it's only fair That I tell you how I'm feeling right now When you're here The blood vessels in my head start to pound When you're here It's hard for me to keep my dinner down When you're here The clothes you choose to wear That are too tight for your huge behind Make me wish I were blind Can't stand you I've never been this nauseous before I keep a baggie in case I happen to see your face And the stench you left is stuck in my flo-oo-wore In case you didn't know Perfume won't cover B.O. When you walk away The whole house begins to shake Can you see how much you disgust me now-ow-how-oo wow-ow When you're here I fantasize I'm in another place When you're here Like hurtling towards the sun in outer space When you're here the thought
Feeling Shitty
Staring into space, my mind feels broken, trying to feel something but there's no emotion, My mind feels empty and my heart is numb, How long with it last, will I ever overcome, I feel this pain, hurt, mistrust and fear, I feel so empty, nothing far, nothing near, There is such great sorrow, here deep inside, I feel so much anger, feelings I try to hide, But to hide them, where do I start? So I go living with sad mind and heart....
Jealousy Makes You Weak
Jealousy Jealousy is something that weakens, it makes you look tired and used. Life can be different, but only you can choose. So take that extra step, smile and say hello dont talk behind their backs, or toss an evil look for this will not change anything, except the way it makes you look!
Wall Street Got Drunk? caught with your pants down huh you fucking stupid ass mother fucker???
All Sadness Aside, A New Lease On Life
I've been through some life altering events the past few months, and despite coming out of it all a bit more scarred I feel like I've been given a second chance at my life. So what I'm saying is I wanna make the best of it, meet new people, make new friends, and live life to whatever kinda fullest I can. Anybody, I make friends with, if I ever start to back down from something in your presence, hit me, beat the living crap out of me, or if your more comfortable, just remind me "dude, you said you wanted to live remember?". Beating the crap out of me would probably be a little extreme but hey if it gets the job done lol. Here's to tomorrow people, Eayrik
Caught With Your Pants Down And Hand On Your....,2933,389142,00.html Bush Says Wall Street 'Got Drunk,' Needs to Sober Up Tuesday , July 22, 2008 WASHINGTON — President Bush, in an unguarded moment, said Wall Street "got drunk and now it's got a hangover." He made the comment at a political fundraiser in Houston last Friday after asking members of the audience to turn off their video cameras. Someone obviously ignored his request and a snippet wound up on a blog Tuesday by Miya Shay of ABC affiliate KTRK in Houston. Bush clearly was in a good mood as he addressed a crowd in a private home. Members of the media were barred from the appearance. "There is no question about it. Wall Street got drunk," the president said. "That's one reason I asked you to turn off your TV cameras." "The question is, How long will it (take to) sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments?" He segued to problems in the housing market but said they weren't an issue in Houston. "Evi
All Sublime Set
Not Poetry... Regarding Toy Donations
Every year, Shriner’s Hospitals around the United States helps thousands of children under the age of 18 with orthopeaedic conditions, spinal cord injuries, musculoskeletal disorders, burns, and cleft lip and palate; all in a loving, family oriented environment at no cost! These children are often much closer than you think. It could be the little girl down the street, or even your next door neighbor’s son. These are children who, without the help of Shriner’s, would more than likely go untreated because the cost to the families is often too great. The hospital staff cares deeply for the children they see, and every time a child sets foot in its doors, whether it is one time, or a hundred, they do not leave empty handed, often receiving a toy or new book, even a stuffed animal… simply to make their experience less fearful. At Christmas time, Shriner’s toy closets are stuffed full. Children who are admitted in the hospital receive the majority of these items. And still other families
Song Of The Day 7/23/08 - The Beatles - Oh! Darling
Oh, darling Please believe me I'll never do you no harm Believe me when I tell you I'll never do you no harm Oh, darling If you leave me I'll never make it alone Believe me when I beg you Don't ever leave me alone When you told me You didn't need me anymore Well, you know, I nearly Broke down and cried When you told me You didn't need me anymore Well, you know, I nearly Broke down and died Oh, darling If you leave me I'll never make it alone Believe me when I tell you I'll never do you no harm Believe me, darling When you told me You didn't need me anymore Well, you know, I nearly Broke down and cried When you told me You didn't need me anymore Well, you know, I nearly Broke down and died Oh, darling Please believe me I'll never let you down Oh, believe me, darling Believe me when I tell you I'll never do you no harm
Ritual Behavior
When dreaming, you may feel a need to repeat particular actions or behave in an unusual way at times. This is often ritual behavior. In your dream, the behavior is often necessary to avoid or undo some evil act that may occur. This is a reflection of the work of superstition in your life. If you are by nature superstitious, you may be getting a challenge from your subconscious to let go of a particular compulsion. Or, your superstitions may be receiving validation from your unconscious mind. In your dream, is the ritual empowering? As you compare the ritual with your waking behavior, is it comforting or troubling that you participated in it during your dream story?
Ears Peirced
When I looked in the mirror this morning I noticed that I wanted more metal in my ears. My dad may control my tattoo wearing but he cannot control what metal goes through my ears. :D So hopefully I can ask the CEP/CPS to help me out.. I already know 3 tattoos i want on me...Chesire Cat,Mad Hatter and Heart with a Fishbone I will eventually show up pictures
Jenni's Auction
I always say I'm not gonna do it again, but, I always do. Sooo... Bid on me. Trust me, it's worth it!
Die Die Die
Had this one a week or two ago but it was so vivid I still remember it now. I'll try not to make it too long. Started off with me at university studying music (god knows why). I hated where I was studying so moved to another university that turned out to be ten times betterl. Here's where it got weird. We were given an assignment to do a music video (in the dream it was to a QotSA song). As the class got one with this, people involved started dying off one by one. Most of us were oblivious 'cause we were having so much fun, except for this one girl who wanted to leave and go to the university I thought was shit. Everyone tried to stop her but she left and we carried on. She kept calling me to go join her but I wouldn't listen. After relentless calls I caved in and joined her, after which I realised what was going on and that I was next to be killed off. That's when I woke up.
You Know You Wanna .....
..... and Persia wants you to! Why fight it? Help me level!!!
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The Nine Satanic Statements
1: Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence! 2: Satan represents vital existance, instead fo spiritual pipe dreams! 3: Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit! 4: Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates! 5: Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek! 6: Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires! 7: Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development" has become the most vicious animal of all! 9: Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! 10: Satan has been the best friend the church has ever has, as he has kept it in business all these years!
Spotlight For Liberated Spice
Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver@ fubar She did it!!!! Please show Liberated Spice some REAL Fubar and Club United LOVE. She worked so hard for this and deserves a great spotlight. We lub you Liberated Spice!!!!!
Come And Own Me
When Did Wednesday Become The New Monday?
Today started out with my mom yelling at me. I'm horking down a breakfast burrito and my coffee has yet to kick in, I really want to go back to bed and I got a weird, semi-vague email this morning, which is making me frown at the male pursuasion. That being said, I'm glad it's Wednesday. I'm going to have a few drinks when I go home tonight. I may or may not go to the gym, but I will do laundry. I might even decide to go clothes shopping this week. So, take THAT Wednesday!
Lord Wolf's My Love's Auction Is Open
Hard Sun (Album Version) - Eddie Vedder & Corin Tucker Presents His First Auction: Picture Link: Contestant #1.Lakota Princess Thumbnail Link: ---------------------------------------------------------------- Contestant #2 Lord Wolf: Thumnail
Demographics Of American Newspapers:
Here's how to keep all that political "news" in perspective... Demographics of American Newspapers: 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts. 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it. 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much. 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as lon
More Personal Stuff >.>
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: i change it up actually. many diferent things happen at random times. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: girls. sex with guys never really intrigued me at all. How often do you like to have sex?: umm... a lot is good. i can live without it, but i'd love to have it at least once a day lol.. Is sex a top priority for you?: naw. nice, but unecessary Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: definately How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: uhh... not very often. only happened to me once lol. How do you feel about one night stands?: i'm good with it. doesnt bother me as long as they're not happening often. How many one night stands have you had?: umm... 4-5 depending on how you classify them haha What's your favorite position?: girl on top is the best for me. on the other hand, i've found i can do the most good with my variati
A Bit About Us
Hey all you boating enthusiats. For those of you who don't already know us, let us introduce ourselves. We are Jamie & Kristin. We are the owners of LAKESIDE RESTORATIONS ( NEPA's High Performance Headquarters. We make Fast boats Faster, Cool boats Cooler and Old boats New! We specialize in all aspects of customization and restoration of performance boats and much more...We do everything from Mild to Wild. Whether you are looking for a Supercharger, Custom Engines built by us or OEM parts online look no further. We enjoy meeting new boating enthusiats who share the love of the water and know how to party. Whether it be at a poker run or a raft up. Happy Boating. Hope to see you on the water for a wild time. Jamie & Kristin
Taking Donations
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.' The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?' 'About a gallon.' Life is a gift... Live Well... Laugh Often... Love Much...
Having An Action
need people to be in my auction please respondif interested
All About Me
im a nice, kind, sexi, young girl with sense of humor, sexual fantasies, perfect zoom, very good english, natural tits, tight ass..lolz
hi to all here in fubar thaks all of you for welcome me im very happy to hear all of you and thaks for all your comments and all for very nice to me and i hope if i would be able to know how to operate here maybe i could reply you all and thanks very much,,if you want to ask me or say something you can please my in my addy,, and also hotmail..hope to hear you there...thanks capri89
Bulletin Ashley Did For My Auction Entry
EMANONEveryone Loves this man and his Vampire Lesbian Porn!! He is in his first auction and I intend to see that its a good one!! You all know he would do almost anything to help you out. He makes you laugh and talks to you when your sad. You will not find a more Honest Man on Fu!! You know it..So now its time to step up for him. He is under 500k now. Plus he needs you to make bids on his auction. So what are you sitting around for? Get in there and bid!! Oh and send him a Black Rose telling him you saw this bulletin. He loves Black Roses. I happen to know he also Loves Blings and HH's..Hint!!!Remember this..No one but me has Ever Owned Emanon. Better get in and bid Big.He will share his Porn with you..haha.Are you still here?! LoLThis Bulletin Brought to You By his Girl †Submissive†Mistress Ange†Come Be Damned With Me If You DARE†Owner of Emanon†@ fubar
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Ft. Stewart
holy is hott down here!!!!!! man, i am haveing fun though, all the cool shit ive been around its awsome, i miss being home tho and i do miss being able to talk to people anytime i wanted to, but hey thats life right? well right ow all i can say is if u r thinking about joining, do it, have fun. I thaught i made a mistake, but i know that this is what i want, because after i get out, ill have what i need to start my family. to my loved one, back at home, you know who you are, i love u deeply, with all my heart. In time everything will be as it should, with you in my arms, and our hearts always together......i love you
My Groups
I love meeting new and interesting people as well as helping them when I can by rating their pics and stash items. These are the groups I have joined and I will be adding more as time allows me to join new groups. You will meet some great people in these groups, so pick out 1 or 2 and join them..or join them will not regret it. Gummy Train Wizards World of Witches an Warlocks Club United SOUTHERN REDNECK LEVELERS Camelot Fishing On The Fu STREAKERS Rafting Trip Party Sock Hop
Help Dj John To The Next Level Please
Please help DJ John to the next level.He has 57,207 points to go!Show - him some fu-love to his page please.He would like to be out of level 22 right about now.Here's his pic link to his page.Rate all his pics till he gets to level 23.Rate,fan,add him to please. ♣ DjJOHN© OWNER OF CLUB MIXTURE ♣ MEMBER OF THE GIT~R~DONE REBEL BOMBSQUAD ♣@ fubar
Today I want to share with you something our Brother Bear Warrior, wrote, I hope you enjoy it. YOU CLIMB A MOUNTAIN ONE STEP AT A TIME Everyone who got where they arehad to begin where they were.Your opportunity for success is right in front of you. To attain success or to reach your goal, don't worry abouthaving all the answers in advance.You just need to have a clear ideaof your goal and move toward it. Don't procrastinate when faced with a difficult problem.Break your problems into parts and handle one part at a time. Develop a tendency toward action.You can make something happen today.Break your big plan for success into small stepsand take the first step right away. Success starts with a first step. May our Creator bless you day with many blessings, happiness, joy, peace, harmony, balance, good health and lots of love.
A Lil Fun
Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: ___________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is ur preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ Do you like rough sex? No__ Sometimes__ Always__ Do you like to talk dirty? No__ Sometimes__ Alwa
Lil Fun
Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: ___________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is ur preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ Do you like rough sex? No__ Sometimes__ Always__ Do you like to talk dirty? No__ Sometimes__ Alwa
Lessons on Life There was an Indian Chief who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.. The first son went in the Winter, the second in the Spring, the third in Summer, and the youngest son in the Fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said 'no' it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful. It was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's li
Lazy Days Of Summer
well, nothing new around here to report. We are just being lazy...lazy...lazy!!! After our vacation we went and picked up my best friend's 3 kids and they stayed 3 days with us. Since she helped me so much while I was doing chemo I wanted to help her out and give her a break. The kids all got along well, all 5 of them. (14,11,5,5,2) Call me crazy!! I should begin radiation at the end of the month. I have an appointment on the 28th to go over options and the plans for my next step in beating this beast called cancer. The radiation won't make me sick...I'll just be run down and have no energy. Going back and forth 50 miles everyday 5 days a week for 5 weeks.....yep...gonna be tired. Tired and BROKE~!!! (gas prices...we won't go there...eeekkk) But I have to fight and win for my kids and hubby...they aren't getting rid of me this soon!!!!!! I know I have lots of friends on here cheering me on and rooting for me~!! Thanks so much for your encouragement and support through thi
Omg She Is Up On The Auction Block For The First Time
Come own this wonderful lady! It is her first time up on the auction block! Do you want to own someone sweet, caring, giving, and really fun to be around? Well here is your chance! This is her first time up on the auction block and she is a bit nervous! So go show her some love and bid on her. She is a wonderful person to know. Also as the bids go up higher and higher so will the offers!!! This Pimpout Brought To You By! Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~@ fubar
Kid Rock
This is just too funny. Kid Rock cant even get breakfast at a Waffle House without getting into a fight. What I want to know is why anyone would even go to a nasty greasy spoon like that anyway.
Help Me Win!!!
rate the hell out of this photo rate fan and add her then rate the pic PLEASE HELP ME WIN
Everything Happenz 4 A Reason !
How Does One Know If It's Love Or Infacuation?
Is it love or infacuation? When feeling close to someone, you find yourself longing to be with them. When you feel empty inside? When you have only met the person a few time? One of my good friends thinks she's in love but i think it's infacuation. She's only met the guy a few times but they plan on seeing each other more. She's going head-long into a full on relationship and i just dont want to see her get her heart broken again.
Thank You
i just want to thank Who Knows for the unexpected gift of a 1 month VIP. go show her some luv she is awesome. Who Knows is Fu-Øwñëd by Radio X Show@ fubar
Warding Off The Evil Eye/blocking Black Magic
Contact Emmanuel with any questions about this spell: What you need rosemary, lavender, black pepper, cinnamon, ginger root, and 6 white candles and one black candle. Directions This spell should be cast during a new moon phase First cast a magical circle (hail to the guardians) Next face the north and sit and meditate Get up and light your candles clockwise all except for the black. Then when you have lighted your white candles, use a white candle to light the black candle. Then light the mixture of herbs and spices. Say: Spell Whatever evil comes to me here I cast you back, I have no fear With the speed of wind and the dark of night May all of your harboring take flight With the swiftness of the sea And all the power found in me As I will so mote it be Then in a loud voice say ''I cast you out'' and blow out the black candle as hard as you can. let the mixture burn, then draw an eye on the candle and wrap it in a white cloth and
Gift Of Friends
There are days when bubbling from us comes the innocent child within, who giggles at the little things and wears a silly grin. There are days when melancholy comes to visit for a while; the mind feels tired, the body weak; we have no strength to smile. There are days when joy abundant grabs a hold of you and me; wraps us up in all it's splendor, lifts us up and sets us free. There are days when sorrow wraps us in its cloak of grief and fear, 'till our hearts ache to the breaking, 'till our eyes can't shed a tear. There are days when love bestows us with its wonderment and light; with its beauty and its mystery, its power and its might. And there are days when life rewards us and seems to make amends by granting us a marvelous gift, the precious gift of Friends.
Sometimes I Really Hate My Job
Sometimes i really hate my job. Database problems, network problems. Everyone seems to have a problem and I am the magical cure. Im sorry but your foul up does not constitute and emergency on my part.
Too Funny
Cops trying to wake up a drunk guy in florida
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Five Foods That Cause Anal Leakage
hen a consumable makes it necessary to buy new underwear, you just know something ain’t right. 1.) Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop Oleastra, a.k.a Olean, a.k.a “Unwashable and Indestructible Ass Grease” is found in numerous “light” and “fat-free” potato chips. An indigestible molecule, it inhibits the absorption of vitamins and minerals causing abdominal cramping, loose stools, gas, and perhaps most notoriously—anal leakage. Yet, despite its infamous reputation, the Olean Web site reports that over five billion servings of the fart maker have been served … and continue to be served. No wonder Pringles Fat Free Chips are in the same aisle as the adult diapers. 2.) Becky, Look at Her Butt (… did she sit on a piece of pizza?) The diet drug Orlistat (Xenical) works much in the same way Olestra does—by blocking absorption of fat. But when you eat half a tub of fried chicken, the grease has to go somewhere; that somewhere is usually your underwear, or if you’re lucky, the toilet. Accord
Man Dies After Being Shot 9 Times With A Taser!
check out the link below. Some cop hit this guy 9 times with a taser. That overstepping all bounds. The guy was already handcuffed & died as a result. I hope they put that cop away forever! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Saw "the Dark Knight" Last Night
It was a pretty good movie. However, there are two things I didn't like: 1) The Joker used non-joking things to kill people (guns, explosives, etc), unlike Jack Nicholson's Joker. (I liked that kind of stuff.) 2) The ending wasn't a "happy" ending. Mind you, I realize the ending was perfect as-is, but I wanted it to be a nice, happy picture... Overall, I recommend it.
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
New Arrival
New Grandbaby was born around 3 am Morrewyn Victoria 5 lbs 9 oz.......July 23, 2008
Roy's Response...
----- Original Message ----- From: ROY HARVIE To: Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 12:17 AM Subject: Thanks for the great email Pauline you should get back into therapy you have definitely gone over the edge. I don`t know what your going through but you have lost all sense of reality. What you said in your email did not have one word of truth in it. If you didn't`t want us at the wedding you could just have said so. Please feel at ease we won`t be at your wedding and there won`t be any more stress on you from our side. As of this email please don`t contact us any more. Have a good life and do yourself a favor and get help.
Confronted Roy (dad)
----- Original Message ----- From: PADAM HARVIE-GILES To: ROY HARVIE Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:33 PM Subject: Re: reply to invitation Well, thanks for the response to the invitation. As you know, I'm goin' a little pyscho here...I'm pissed off royally with 'the family' I did not want to say this in an email...BUT this is what I'm goin' through. Just to let you know, last night (Monday) I had another episode...I cut myself again. I was just havin' a rough time. I was not completely honest to you guys. When I called about the Alcohol...there was more to it... THE REASON WHY I HAD TO DO ALL OF THIS...IS BECAUSE...OF PAST TRAUMAS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP....and Dad you should know what I'm talking about. Cause you did it to ME & I remember you did to Derold, cause he told me what you would do to him, when you would be in Thunder Bay, when you had to take him alone to see the specialist. You really think that I didn't know about this shi
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Wow, Can I Get Sexual?!
· friend Ruby Cairo ETid... updated status: Ruby+Level=Make Babies with Persia! w0rd.
Why Me????
I am still in heaven...thinking about the day that this pic was taken. It was the best day ever. And I kno others say all you need is just one day with the person you love, I need more! LMAO. ALOT MORE! One day, for me, just wasnt enough. I need to kidnap him for a weekend! LMAO. We shall see on THAT one! But still, every time I look at this pic, I go gaga. I have this pic also saved on my phone too. So when I am at work, I can just look at it when I feel down. But even that photo didnt seem to help save me today. UGH! Hmmm...I dont kno if you all remember me telling you about the trucker guy who wont leave me alone...but he is back and seems to be stalking me now. For those of you who dont kno....back in October/November of 07, I got "friendly" with a trucker from work. Not what I was wanting but it was one of those "it will do things". If you get my drift. Well...the guy was pestering the fuk out of me. From then to about January. He would ask people if I was working
Pesticide Suicide
Yay for another catchy title!Greatly considering changing my fu name to that...anyways...I'm sitting here once again thinking...not that it isnt the first time ive done this,but anywho,ive been thinking a lot lately.Mostly on the people who are in my life, be it family,friend,love interest....and its come to my attention that everyone sucks pretty much.Kinda harsh,but i shall explain.I've said this before and I shall say it again, I am emotionally spent.Some of you are taking my for granted and using up all my resources until I'm bled dry.And no that doesnt mean money in anyway,thou one or two have done just that.Some people dont understand the fact I've been at work all night long,longer than just 9hrs,but still insist on keeping me at work til an hour after i get off work.My mom's been guilty of doing it and luckily stopped requiring me to do so,but some havent quit clicked onto it yet and it upsets me.Especially when they dont really talk to me anymore.It's hard to confront an issue
Starting Off Alil Hisrtory
Marine Corps History On November 10, 1775, the Continental Congress passed a resolution stating that "two battalions of Marines be raised" for service as landing forces with the fleet. This established the Continental Marines and marked the birth of the United States Marine Corps. Serving on land and at sea, early Marines distinguished themselves in a number of important operations, including their first amphibious raid on foreign soil in the Bahamas in March 1776, under the command of the Corps’ first commandant, Capt. Samuel Nicholas. The 1783 Treaty of Paris ended the Revolutionary War and as the last of the Navy’s ships were sold, the Continental Navy and Marines disbanded. Following the formal re-establishment of the Marine Corps on July 11, 1798, Marines fought in conflicts with France, landed in Santo Domingo and conducted operations against the Barbary pirates along the "Shores of Tripoli." Marines participated in numerous operations during the War of 1812, including
Fubarian Love?
Strangely enough it seems to be a simple task, yet a very risky one to fall in love in such a way as Fubar may present. Even if it is possible at all to call the strongest feelings we may get about another person on here actually love. I don't really feel like the circumstances that we are in when we sign in here at Fubar are or can consist of the same things we get when we meet someone face to face. The girls have this one though. Women on here are idolized as if they really have something to offer aside from some skimpy photos of themselves, and a bad smoking habit. I see that the fellas certainly encourage this behavior, as now these people are actually paying to see photos of these women. What fools. I never would pay someone to see a photo of them naked. Are you kidding me? On Fubar it seems love, or feelings about someone are easily dismissed. For instance you fall in 'love' on Fubar, and by those same conditions you can lose that person just as easily.
20 Dollars
~TWENTY DOLLARS~ On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that i t was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his emp loyer was going through a process of Corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to fi nd another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were=2 0financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then she sh
Info On Next Auction Posted!
Name: Bid on Your Owner Starts: 08/10/08 @ 9AM EST/6AM Fu-Time Ends: 08/16/08 @ 11:59PM EST/8:59PM Fu-Time Details: Cooter's Bar sponsors auctions each month with a different theme. The next one is: BID ON YOUR OWNER". "Slaves to be" bid on who they want their owner to be, *BUT* this is a twist. *YOU* have to show your owner your appreciation for them. Thats right it turns on *YOU*! This is perfect for those who have secret crushes on or want to show someone how much they mean to you because *YOU* get to spoil them. If *YOU* win, you have to: Give @ least 50-10 rates when able Have on your name "Owned by" then whoever you won Give @ least 1 salute pic, make a graphic or something to them that YOU have made Give a comment on their profile @ least once a week (Once a day preferred tho) Give a gift @ least once a week If you want to be in this auction this is what you need to do (and if you were in previous auctions you still have to do the same thing listed below since w
Believe In Your Own Success...
"What you believe yourself to be, you are." -- Claude M. Bristol Do you believe, deep down inside of you, that you can succeed in what you want to do? Beliefs are strong, and they have the power to attract what is believed to us. If we doubt our ability to succeed, if we in fact believe we WON'T succeed, then sure enough, that’s what will happen. What do you believe about yourself? You have the power to change your beliefs, and that will change your outcome. Set goals you believe you can accomplish. Your beliefs will shape your actions. As you achieve these goals, you'll begin to believe you are capable of succeeding and of doing even more. "It is better to believe than to disbelieve; in so doing you bring everything to the realm of possibility." -- Albert Einstein "Believe it can be done. When you believe something can be done, really believe, your mind will find the ways to do it. Believing a solution paves the way to solution." -- Dr. David Schwartz
For As Many Mistakes I Have Made...
Customer Service
A man gets on a plane with 6 kids, the lady next to him says, "Are those your kids?" The man replys, "No, I work for Trojan and these are customer complaints!"
I Wonder If I Should.
Good Morning Luvs! Oh the title of the blog has nil to do with said blog, I just want everyone to know that Ms. Ruby is 77k away from Fu-King. So, how about we level her? xoxox Ebolarama - Every Time I Die
If I Die Before You Wake
Copy and paste the link to your browser Well worth listening to, makes you really appreciate what you have. Love the heart, and spirit! A SONG FROM A SOLDIER IN IRAQ WOW..very moving! This loads fast, so watch and listen. This 'soldier produced' video is different, moving and heartwarming.
Outdoor Masturbation
As I was getting ready for a picnic in the park, I couldn't help but getting naked and cumming for you. You get lots of close ups of my wet pierced pussy and my huge 40DDD tits. I get so hot and bothered showing my big beautiful body to you I have to get out my bullet and cum for you. Check out the video that goes with this set. You get a closeup of my pussy as I cum all over for you. There are over 2800 sexy pictures and 23 video clips in the members SEXtion. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
Samuel Goldwyn
"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."
Pete's Pet Peves - Vol 3
Roll Behind Luggage The logic behind it is sound, why carry a heavy load, when its easier to drag it on wheels behind you. Its the application and usage that the problem lies. It seems there are no limits to the size they will apply this wonder technology too. Small backpacks to large behemoth steamer chests all can be fitted with wheels and a pull handle. The former just looks ridiculous and it should be easily carried, the latter is much too large and maybe a wake up call that the person could do with a little less. When it comes to usage, it requires no training course, they have no warnings to people to tell them "Hey pay attention jackass!" People seem to fail to realize that the handle is in the middle of the piece of luggage so they are now at least half that luggage width wider, and two to three feet longer. So they move along, banging legs ankles, creating trip hazards, smacking seats, bags that people who can actually carry and so forth. This probably is
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'l l never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationsh
Can I Borrow $25 Dollars?
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?' The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such hildish frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier
should my name be muffmonster or sexual vinnila!!lol
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated the first candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated the second candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate. "Yes. You're wearing contacts." Thinking he had found the
Damn Kids
my spawn just told me not to be so nieve (spelling? i'm too lazy to spell check it bite me0 he's 9 ffs! i doubt he even knows what it means!
What Might Have Been!!!
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace you tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotion and feeling, I sit here alone with my thoughts tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I've never been one to do more taking than giving, I'm not well off but I work hard for a living, I've told you many thoughts that weren't borrowed or bought, And in lifetime, who would have thought, That I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explai
Being Yourself.
Be you You were born to be real, not to be perfect. You are here to be you, not to live someone else's life. Every day you make some progress and every day you make a few mistakes. Through it all, your wisdom continues to grow and your experience continues to broaden. Be gentle with yourself. Accept who you are, where you have been, and what you have to work with, for in this moment you can make positive use of it all. Reach in and touch the purpose that makes you feel most alive. The world around you is filled with places where that purpose can do great things. It is never too late to offer your unique and genuine gifts to life. Now is the time to do great things, even in the smallest of ways. Choose to fully and graciously live life as it comes. The richest rewards by far are the ones to which you most sincerely give of yourself. -- Ralph Marston
See Through Your Own Eyes.
There is no reality except the one contained within us. --Herman Hesse Claude Gellee painted lovely pictures of the English countryside. Europeans loved his landscapes with their blue hues and mild distortions. But when the people went for the carriage rides in the country, they were disappointed because it didn't look the way Gellee had painted it. Then someone discovered that if you held blue glass up to your eyes and looked through it, the trees and hills and sky looked just like a Gellee painting! Soon everyone was looking through "Claude glasses" when they traveled. We often let others do our seeing for us. We get lazy and rely on the images of television and movies, instead of really seeing with our own eyes. Our world becomes distorted and we lose sight of the natural beauty that surrounds us. Each of us carries reality inside ourselves, and as we grow stronger within, we discover that we can see clearest when we trust our own eyes. There is a glorious world, full and
Wonder Why Some Grownups Act Like Children
i was sitting here wondering who's worse children or grown ups or is it that children really do learn how to treat others by the actions of the grown ups. I always thought that once you become adults you stop acting like a child in certain areas, but maybe what is happening is children are actually acting like adults. Hurting teasing or just plain saying rude things are the things we teach our children not to do so shouldn't we practice what we preach. We are all human beings with feelings just wonder how the bully's would feel if they were talked to the way they talk to others.
Great Deal's In This Auction!!!
Doesnt Remind Me - Audioslave Presents His First Auction: Picture Link: Contestant #1.Lakota Princess Thumbnail Link: ---------------------------------------------------------------- Contestant #2 Lord Wolf: Thumnail
The Wisdom Of Larry The Cabble Guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. < BR> 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets The cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness p
Let's Just Be Friends
mp3 codes | John Michael Montgomery MP3s What it means to just be friends and how to move out of the friend zone If you’ve ever wanted to breakup with someone before you even date them, telling them “let’s just be friends” is the way to do it. Unlike a breakup with a boyfriend or girlfriend, you’re able to crush this person’s idyllic fantasies of your hypothetical romance when it’s at its peak. No longer will they scribble your name in their notebooks, nor will they try to count the freckles in your eyes when they talk to you. By saying these words, you have a 99 percent chance of hearing this person’s heart break, even if you’re saying it over instant messenger. Yup, it’s that powerful. Think about it, they’re just about the worst four words that you could ever tell someone. So why do we say them? They’ve crossed my lips, I’ll admit. For each victim there was a different reason why I knew ‘we’ just wouldn’t work out. For one it was lack of chemistry and for another, it wa
Dj Cruise
Taken From "streams In The Desert"
Would we know that the major chords were sweet, If there were no minor key? Would the painter’s work be fair to our eyes, Without shade on land or sea? Would we know the meaning of happiness, Would we feel the day was bright, If we’d never known what it was to grieve, Nor gaze on the dark of night? Streams in the Desert is a daily devotional. See
On A Course
just to all my friends you probably know i am on a course at the moment which takes up a lot of my time. So im not on here much at the moment and if all goes well i should be back around the end of august. speak to you all soon :D
Why is it so easy for me to get bored with things? i need some action. dont you feel like sometimes you get into the same old rut. job, career, love life, blah blah. what do you do to get out of this funk.> go on a vacation, go out with some friends. Maybe start dating! that is an adventure in itself :-) lol
Pop Pop Pop
Once you pop the fun dont stop :P
Dolly 7-23-2008 6 Am Pa12a
Hurricane warnings stays in effect from Corpus Christi, TX to Rio San Fernando, Mexico. Storm Center is 55 miles east of Brownsville, moving northwest at 8 mph. Maximum sustained winds are 85 mph and pressure is 972 mb. Hurricane winds extend 25 miles and tropical storm force winds extend outward 140 miles and storm surge of 4 to 6 feet. Dolly is expected to rainfall accumulations of 6 to 10 inches with isolated amounts up to 15 inches. Landfall is expected near the Mexico-Texas border around midday today and can possibly increase to a Category 2 before making landfall. Next Public Advisory at 8am and 10 am cdt.
Darkness surrounds her and casts its vail over her like as would a sheer scarf on a body. He watches it cascade yet display her alluring and and sensual form in all its mystic best. That same vail cascades over him not like a sheer scarf blowing in the wind but as a heavy wool blanket. It is he that stands in awe and addoration of the site of her. For she is woman and he is spellbound and helpless to defeat or resist her. This woman, this is darkness that surrounds him. He is speechless and spellbound, helpless and unable to move or even resist her. She comes and stands close to him, so close that he can feel the rhythimic beats of her heart. A man cannot or should not proclaim that HE is a man until such time he is bold enough and has the courage to pierce that darkness. She draws even closer and closer to him. He draws up all the courage he can muster to kiss her. He knows he is surrounded by that darkness but does not care. He kisses her. That first kiss, it is so hot that it feels
Traffic Secrets 2.0
Traffic Secrets 2.0 Click Here for the Top Traffic Secrets 2 If you are struggling to get traffic then you can´t allow yourself not to read Traffic Secrets 2. You also get the following bonuses: Admission to a live TOP SECRET event in July only for people who purchase Traffic Secrets 2 from this website. Here you'll get all the pieces of the puzzle that you may have been missing. You'll get a peek into my strategies and how to get maximum value from Traffic Secrets 2.0. You'll even see real live case studies! Let's also not forget the power of live events and the networking and JV opportunities they provide. The complete and unedited videos from the private live event. Use these as a reference or just in case you can't attend live. 4 weeks access inside my PRIVATE MASTERMIND group. This is my elite inner circle that meets once a week on the phone. You get personal attention from me and the other successful online business owners in our group. We discuss everything abo
Cocka-roaches Seen Scurring Away From House Fire
Good Morning. Have you ever tried to exterminate unwanted bugs from your house or apartment before? I recall doing that with a can of raid and getting my ass beat by my father when I was younger. I had to be all of 4 or 5…but sometimes you remember those ass whippings when you deserved it more. I know what you are thinking…Who’s dad beats their kid for helping out with a pest problem…? Well in his defense I was spraying ants in the drive way…Yeah….That would be the little Marty in me at my best. However I never destroyed our house like the next story I read about. A New Jersey man trying to exterminate insects in his apartment blew it up instead, the New York Daily News reported on Monday. Isias Vidal Maceda was unhurt in the incident, but 80 percent of his apartment was destroyed, Eatontown, New Jersey police told the newspaper. Unconfirmed reports are coming in that hundreds of giggling roaches were seen leaving the apartment untouched and unhurt…. Another tidbit I noticed last ni
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Help You Say Goodbyr
How Can I Help You To Say Goodbye? Through the back window of a '59 wagon I watched my best friend Jamie slippin' further away I kept on waving 'till I couldn't see her And through my tears, I asked again why we couldn't stay Mama whispered softly, Time will ease your pain Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same And she said, How can I help you to say goodbye? It's OK to hurt, and it's OK to cry Come, let me hold you and I will try How can I help you to say goodbye? I sat on our bed, he packed his suitcase I held a picture of our wedding day His hands were trembling, we both were crying He kissed me gently and then he quickly walked away I called up Mama, she said, Time will ease your pain Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same And she said, How can I help you to say goodbye? It's OK to hurt, and it's OK to cry Come, let me hold you and I will try How can I help you to say goodbye? Sitting with Mama alone in her bedroom She opene
Osteopenia - Early Detection!
Yesterday's doctor's visit revealed that I have, as a result from the bone density test I had a couple weeks ago, osteopenia which is the early stages of osteoporis. Thankfully, early stages also mean that it might be quite reversable, although I have to take Fosomax once a week and get another bone density test done in a year. The addage, "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" is indeed something that might have to become a sort of motto/reminder that this might not have to be a for-ever type of thing! :)
Have You Ever Thought About How You Start To Love Some One?
1) That EXCITEMENT feeling comes from the heart when it’s happy or when you meet someone that makes you happy. 2) The HEART takes the EXCITEMENT feeling and transforms it into a CARING feeling. 3) The HEART transforms the CARING feeling to a LOVE feeling for this person. 4) The TEARS you let drop will carry the true feeling or LOVE you have for this person to their HEART. 5) The SUNSHINE that they have in their eyes will activate the RAINBOW in your TEARS. Rainbows have 7 colors A) RED-represents joy, sexuality, passion, sensitivity, and love. B) Orange-represents enthusiasm, fascination, happiness, creativity, determination, attraction, success, encouragement, and stimulation C) Yellow-to evoke pleasant, cheerful feelings D) Green-suggests stability and endurance E) Blue-represents knowledge, power, integrity, and seriousness, blue also associated with health, healing, tranquility, understanding, and softness. F) Purple-evok
Master Darius......part Ii
We finished our coffee and Master led me into the bedroom. “Wait here while I go and get our cases out of the car. You can begin deciding what you want to take with you.” I went to the closet and chose a couple of outfits to take with me. I picked out the clothes I would travel in and laid them on the bed. I would buy anything else I needed when we reached New York. Master came back with our cases and we emptied them. I carefully folded my cashmere sweaters and hung up my suits. I put my riding gear in the laundry basket, as it needed cleaning. Meanwhile, Master was emptying his suitcase and packing it with fresh clothes for our trip. I carefully packed my case, leaving only my traveling clothes laid out on the bed. Entering my room, I saw that Master was dressed and ready to leave. He looked at me and said, “I see you’re not dressed yet.” “But I wasn’t sure I had permission to get dressed” I protested. “This should really go in the punishment book by rights” he threate
Today July 22nd
Today I won't be online because we have to flea bomb the basement of my house..had some stray cats come in through there and leave their fleas behind lol..I have an appointment for 11am to speak with the vet regarding the results of my cat Harvey's EKG and xrays..I am so worried because they want to talk to me in person, I fear it's something very bad..I know he has a heart irregularity but I fear it's something much worse...He hasn't had a seizure in a few days but his back legs are a bit wobbly..I hope the medication he gave us will be enough to keep him going because Harvey is my best friend..Please keep us in thoughts and prayers..thankyou my friends..
Application For The Playground Nsfw All Positions
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Pink And Roses
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Daddy's Little Girl Fetish
So, I finally figured out that I have a Daddy's little girl fetish. I don't see anything wrong with it but I wonder if that is kind of strange to others. It's in no way dealing with pedophilia or some weird unresolved childhood issues. Maybe, it's because I still look like an 11yr old and have a baby face. heh, blah.. so that's all I have to say about that. Heres the wikipedia explains it well.'s_girl_fetish
I have a golf buddy who is doesn't do it on purpose, but is funny as hell! We were playing a course a few hours away once and I was to call him at 4 AM to wake him up, since we were leaving his house at 4:30. I couldn't wait to do so because I had a gag in mind. I called, it rang several times and he answered in a weak voice. I replied in a French accent, "Monsieur Randy?" "uh...yeah" "un moment si vous s'il vous plaît" Then in my own voice I said, "Is he there, Pierre? Well give me the phone then. Hey Randy, it's Timmy. Are you up?" "yeah, thanks" and click. I was at Randy's house at 4:30 and he never mentioned the joke. In fact I forgot all about it until about 8 PM that night. It was a long, hot day and we had already played 35 holes. We also drank a lot of beer. I mean like...a lot! On the last hole of the day, Randy hit a nice drive and a great second shot to place himself just 3 feet from birdie. He missed the putt, gritted his teeth and we all listened for a ra
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San Francisco Gay Pride Parade 2008
A Few Little Bits Of Wisdom
Be Outrageous! People who achieve mastery have the ability to be outrageous. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Men ar disturbed not by things that happen, but by their opinion of the things that happen. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ For those who believe no proof is necessary. For thos who don't believe, no proof is possible. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A human being is a single being. Unique and unrepeatable. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ To see your drama clearly is to be liberated from it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yesterday is but today's memory and tommorrow is today's dream. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ These are just some little words that mean something to me. They help clarify things at times when all appears
Concrete Fantasies
Concrete Fantasies myriad visions and dreams fantasy's cornucopia flows forth a wellspring of hope each image bonding to a piece of the soul becoming forever united Along the path of life fate's hand reaches out to snatch one after another from your grasp leaving a trail of broken shards along the way littering the sidewalk of our existence Nothing more than concrete fantasies trodden upon and kicked aside Grow up child. Face Reality. Accomplishments require practicality There is no room in life for Knights and Dragons. it's dangerous to dream for each one shattered takes with it a piece of you and leaves less and less to believe in
Forgetting Brittney
The last trace of the sun had left the sky an hour ago. The road ahead was straight, flat, and boring. Little towns with blinking traffic lights and dark store windows dotted their path about every 50 miles. Unable to afford the cost of another speeding ticket against her insurance, Madison set the cruise control four miles above the legal limit and paid attention when the speed limit changed as they approached another little town. Hyped up on energy drinks and nicotine, Madison and Erica talked at twice their speed of a mile a minute. The wedding had been beautiful, but their revue of every detail had ended twenty minutes earlier. “Think they’re doing the nasty yet?” Madison asked, filling a temporary pause in the conversation. “If they’re lucky, they’re on their third time,” Erica said with a giggle. “Wish I was on my third time.” She was too hyped up on energy drinks to feel tired, but boredom threatened to settle in. She thought about the cute guys she saw today, wishi
The Dj Blogs Page 1
I remember the first time I heard the music that would become a passion.I remember the first club I ever attended witch made me feel comfortable like I was at home.Its a love for music that makes you wanna create more and the appreciation of the music created by others. Even if its something you don't quite feel or groove to.It takes Patience. sweat,Headaches,Anger, and time to name a few things to be a Dj. What you hear in a club or elsewhere is a product of hours or work. The rush comes from seeing people dance to something you made or hearing the crowd live.It makes all the work put into something worth it but it doesnt stopp there. You always push yourself to be better to know more to go beyond what you thought was your limit.To do things that before was unthinkable or doable.You do this because you love to do it.Thats where it all begins in truth.Its not the feel of the tables no matter if its CD or records.The blinking of the pretty lights on the mixers.The BPM counter
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Drugs 'cause' Higher Death Rate
Drugs 'cause' higher death rate Researchers said public health campaigns would cut drug deaths Scotland's higher death rate compared with England and Wales is partly down to greater drug use, a new investigation has suggested. A Glasgow University study, published in the British Medical Journal, said a third of the additional deaths north of the Border resulted from drug abuse. Higher death rates have traditionally been blamed on deprivation. Scotland's death rate is 15% higher than in England and Wales and the gap has widened over the past 30 years. In the face of a general rise in living standards, the figures puzzled researchers. 'Strong impact' The British Medical Journal has now argued as many as a third of the excess deaths have resulted from drug abuse. Glasgow University researchers, who studied more than 1,000 problem users starting treatment, said the problem in Scotland was proportionately twice as bad as that in England and Wales - but ma
Heaven, Heartache And The Power Of Love
Heaven, Heartache and the Power of Love They say up in heaven the streets are gold Once you get past the pearly gates And the angels are singin' At the top of a dove white staircase And I say heartache can burn you down like hell Leave you beggin' "Baby, please don't go" 'Til you're scrapin' rock bottom And cryin' in a deep, dark hole Oh, and love can make you fly like a rocket Put you on top of the world I'm talkin' 'bout Heaven - it's where I hope I'm goin' Heartache - that's where I've been Heaven, heartache and the power of love Well the preacher says when your time is up You take a chariot to the lord Well I'm hopin' my chariot's A torch red Thunderbird Ford And my old flame said "I hate to break it to you darlin'" "I was born the leavin' kind" Left me standin' in the drive Cryin' why baby, why baby, why? Oh, but real love's got me back in the saddle Shoutin' "Amen!" again That's what I know about Heaven - it's where I hope I'm goin' Hear
Karadzic Will Fight Extradition
Karadzic will fight extradition Mr Karadzic reinvented himself as a devotee of alternative medicine A lawyer acting for the former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic has said he will fight moves to extradite him to the UN war crimes court at The Hague. Mr Karadzic is wanted on charges of genocide and crimes against humanity. He was arrested in Serbia on Monday, and has three days in which to appeal against his transfer to The Hague. The Serbian Foreign Minister, Vuk Jeremic, said the arrest of Mr Karadzic showed his country was firmly committed to European Union membership. The arrest of Mr Karadzic and other indicted war criminals is one of the main conditions of Serbian progress towards joining the EU. A new European-leaning government took office in Serbia about two weeks ago. "One of the utmost priorities for the Serbian government is to make sure that Serbia continues along the path towards full EU membership. There's one remaining obstacle, whic
Two Hearts One Love
You are the moonlight I am the stars Together we light up the night You are the passion I am the flame We are both one and the same I am the taker you are the chance This is the rule of romance I am the seeker you are the find Together we are two of a kind Two hearts one love beating together I am yours you are mine Two hearts one love always forever Standing the test of time I can be happy you can be sad Together things arent so bad You are the sailor I am the sea The treasure of eternity Two hearts one love beating together I am yours you are mine Two hearts one love always forever Standing the test of time Here we are the two of us Nothing in our way Wanting you wanting me Everyday Two hearts one love beating together I am yours you are mine Two hearts one love always forever Standing the test of time You are the passion I am the flame We are both one and the same Two hearts one love beating together I am yours you are mine Two hearts
I Lost My Heart When I Found You
Kiss me all over Is all I can say I've waited a lifetime To feel this way You leave me breathless And out of my mind I'm just so helpless So baby be kind I lost my heart when I found you Yeah and it hurt so good to lose I lost my heart when I found you I lost my heart to you You touch me in places Deep in my heart Imagination runs wild in the dark Babe I surrender ONLY to you I can't remember How it feels to be blue I lost my heart when I found you Yeah and it hurt so good to lose I lost my heart when I found you I lost my heart to you You leave me breathless And out of my mind I'm just so helpless So baby be kind I lost my heart when I found you yeah and it hurt so good to lose I lost my heart when I found you I LOST MY HEART TO YOU
We Tried
I'm my daddy when I drink My mama when I cry I'm honest when I tell the truth And lying when I lie And there's a lot of things that I don't do 'Cause I don't follow through like I want to But I don't want to The devil's begging for me time The good Lord for my soul I'm always easier to catch Than I've ever been to hold I'm a twisted rose, a tangled weed The last thing that I need is to want you 'Cause I don't want to But that ain't what this love's about My heart ain't on my side And if someday it don't work out Then we can say we tried I'm not afraid of anything But now I'm running scared I know the hurt that this could bring Is more than I could bear I'm tired of wearing lonely shoes I've nothing left to lose that I don't want to But I don't want to 'Cuz that ain't what this love's about My heart ain't on my side And if someday it don't work out Then we can say we tried That ain't what this love's about My heart ain't on my side And if someda
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Drown Me
We both know it's been over for a long time You're afraid to look me in the eye Let's order up a bottle of the good stuff And drink until we don't know how to lie So won't you give it to me straight I got a lot of heart to break And a lot of love for you that needs to die Won't you hurt me and hurt me good Let the truth burn like it should Don't just pour it on Drown me Ooh Lord drown me When you say it won't you say it with conviction Hey when you leave don't leave no room for doubt It won't be easy kicking this addiction If there's one ounce of hope left to be found So won't you make it something strong Till everything we had is gone I know you've got it in you if you try Won't you hurt me and hurt me good Let the truth burn like it should Don't just pour it on Drown me So won't you give it to me straight I've got a stubborn old heart to break And a lot of love for you that needs to die Won't you hurt me and hurt me good Let the truth burn like
Reason #25
Because you let me wax your eyebrows.
This Is Me Your Talking Too !!
This was bound to happen It was just a matter of time This town is just too small for Us to really say goodbye You're smiling that smile that You get when you're nervous Like you don't quite know what to do But this is me you're talking to This is me you're talking to I've heard you met somebody It didn't take you very long And I'll admit it isn't easy Knowing you've moved on But I can see how you could make any woman Fall deep in love with you This is me you're talking to Me, the one who really knows you Me, the one whose heart you've broken Me, the one who was still hopin' You might be missing me We don't have to do this We don't have to act like friends As much as I would love to I really just don't think I can You don't have to tell me that you really love me After all we have been through 'Cause this is me you're talking to Me, the one who really knows you Me, the one whose heart you've broken Me, the one who was still hopin' You might be mis
My Veiws On Some Things...
Well I see on the news each day more throat cutting by each candidate for President.Of course its hard to see who to believe and not believe as far as electing a new President after the current one.Grant it Bush has made some mistakes in office.After all after what has happend since hes been in who wouldn't.Iam not takeing up for him just saying look at what all has happend.Grant it his public speaking had allot to be desired and some things he did was questionable to say the very least.Anyway Obama or McCain who should it be.Well look at it this way Obama wants to pull outa the Middle East ASAP witch to some sound nice.I know some of peeps in the military not nameing branches or anything but lets say several.They wanna finish what was started even if it might have began for the wrong reasons.To just leave and allow the terrorist to come in and take back what so many have died to make free and safer would be a betrayal to then I would think.It Would allow the terrorist to build back up

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