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My First Blast
tjatthero... ty Pam Pam greeter.... for this blast. Stop by her page and show sum fu-luv. My first blast ever here. I have the greatest friends on the site. check em out you wont be sorry. thank you also to my bomber family for all the help your giving. please fan/add/rate all ty member is Online M, 40 - Little Rock, AR views: 524,470

Music Makes Your Soul Dance
I am a music lover !!! I think music can make or break a person. However in the music business you can learn just what the public wants to hear, and if you treat the listeners how you would like to be treated you have reached your goal. I have been in the business only a short time 1 and a half years. I own and operate 4 radio stations , I have great managers and dj's that work as a team. We now are doing band interviews, such as metallica, hydorgen, vixen ect... and we are always looking for good people. There is jflradio that is classic rock, rock, and some metal, then we have jflcountry, jflmetal, jfljazzandblues. So if you are interested in a postion at jfl please go to www.jflradio.com and fill out an application we will respond right back. We also have a well known pulishing corp. called Paramour group that books are bands. Well enough said, thank you for stopping by have a great day!!!!

Perks Of Being Over 40
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your

60 Year Old Man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?" The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?" The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?" The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer." The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?" The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?" The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?" The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfath

Sex
The Politics of Fucking aka 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfort

The Unmarked Path
The Unmarked Path Where do we go from here, you and I? Hand in hand, eyes locked. The path ahead is untrodden and wild. Unmarked and free. Shall we walk, into that wild unmarked path? Or choose the safer lane nearby? Where are hands and eyes could not touch. And our hearts would forever cry. -Heaven.

My Almost Secret...
I almost giggle every time I get comments on my fiery hair. See, I have a little secrect that actually isn't a secret at all (because I don't believe in them unless it is to keep harm from someone). I have been red and brown on and off for most of my life...Yep, not a true redhead, sorry guys hope that doesn't dissapoint too much. lol. See, this time, I was brown because i had been growing it out and it is just easier that way. Well, when I rushed to Liz's bedside the first thing after she says my name is a question, "Where's the red?" She was very weak and that was all she could get out and it took hours and two of us to figure out what she meant. The next day she flung her hand at my hair and in an upset voice declared questioningly, "Red?" It was confirmed. One of her dying wishes was for me to go back red. Funny thing, I always change my hair whenever things become, too much...And they were...So this was one request I had already been considering. I bought the hair color and

Fire Your Boss
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Ooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My gamer geek side is showing. Was on the phone with my sister talking about Castlevania, and was looking for the new one coming out for the DS.... THERE'S A NEW ONE COMING OUT FOR THE WII IN A FEW MONTHS............... I'm so excited I can't see straight! =]

Easy Girl
One day i was browsing myspace like i do every now again and then fubar to see the same kind of girl posing nude for male attention she pretends to be tough to hide her feelings and she truely is a child. I thought once and for all she was done settling for one. Now astranged men her destiny. For what¿? Love. Sex is not love he doesnt want your heart or you face and gaze. He wants your pussy his own plush fuckker. She doesnt care nor understand. Her destiny? What is it? To be another girl without some type of morals. I dont care. People are destroying their own youth. I have been gone for a week and already i feel so much better , not hassled for gas money or cell phone bills. I plan on moving out being on my own. I need that so much or i will never grow up completely. Other times people wanna rush me or call me gay. Lack of sex means i am gay? Is that possible? Whos right is it to classify me? I am the girl who when you see her you wonder where she got her eyeshadow from The girl

» J_ledd;·. ¸¸. *show My Friends Some Luv !!!!
» J_Ledd;·. ¸¸. * Milady_J_ßßW ={ßßW-ßFSßèrs FaSily SèSßèr}= (1665939) PLZ show ME & my FRIENDS SOME LUV !!!!!!! http://www.fubar.com/user/1999164 'ERIC' (Officers I support !!!) http://www.fubar.com/user/1810833 (WILLIAM Bond) http://www.fubar.com/user/1694542 (Cosmic) http://www.fubar.com/user/1631985 (LiveWire) http://www.fubar.com/user/1764933 (NAVGUY) http://www.fubar.com/user/1855388(nordlichter34wm) http://www.fubar.com/user/1150534 (Michael the unbelievable) http://www.fubar.com/user/1212017 (Magic MIKE) http://www.fubar.com/user/1747879 Killa Klown http://www.fubar.com/user/314043 SNAKE http://www.fubar.com/user/1253878 'miltduhilt' http://www.fubar.com/user/572358WildWolf http://www.fubar.com/user/2019780 CLAUDIO http://www.fubar.com/user/1672626 Robert http://www.fubar.com/user/1966453 (SWEETOLGA) http://www.fubar.com/user/1664556 'HarleyGuy'

Does This About Cover It???
101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping you

First Challenge
Okay Bad Girls..As Most Of You Know Tulsa's Angel Is Going To Be In Alaska For 10 Days.. She Is 1,064,169 From Disciple.. Let's Get Her There Before She Gets Back..We Can Get Her There And On Her Way To Prophet ...So Let's Get This Done A.S.A.P. She Would Do It For Any Of The Bad Girls As Well As For Me.. So Let's Do This Bad Girls. Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team LOVE Cpt/Sarge's Bad Girl/25 to Life/Owned by TX Camaro Nut@ fubar

To My Real Friendz
k i waz told to write this blog lol...i waz havin bad nite so im not leavin...i apologize & ty to my REAL friendz for stickin wit me especially Johnny Chimpo...yeh hes the man lol...thats all for now & ty

Does Anyone Know....???
I logged off this morning with a thought in my head that I had to find some answers to, so here goes. What is it that makes one person leave the one they say they love, for another? Is it because of some emotional connection with the new person, lack of attention from the first love, or could it be purely a physical connection that they didn't get from the first?? Now I understand that there are several underlying factors here, but in general, what makes someone be so selfish that they have to break someone's heart, hopes and dreams? I mean, c'mon, if he/she doesn't really know what they want to begin with, why lead another on to believe that you are the right person to fill that void. I wonder that about myself sometimes. Have I lead someone on to believe that they are my world, only to one day change my mind because of something/someone that is, in the beginning, better for me? I should hope not, and if I have it wasn't done purposely. I guess that's what it boils down to,

Wicked Taste
First of all the taste of buffalo was a good time. That being said I'm glad I got some time in before wicked. Before wicked I got free pork, that is right pork for free it was pretty good. Then there where people handing out some Cereal that is in that middle section and that was pretty good to. I tried a small portion of this soup from Danny's I think that was like beef Kimmelweck that was very good. Then over by one of the stages there was this place Mobay I think it was called that was pretty good I got what was called mobay it was Jerk Chicken (very good) on this huge breed that was pretty tasty. I almost forgot there was a Ghirardelli place giving out free Chocolate how can anyone pass that up. After wicked I didn't stay long seeing as the rain came down in buckets and things where blowing over. It wasn't to to bad but with a paper bag and no one handing out plastic ones anymore I was in trouble quickly so it did wind up driving me home, I'm ok but my bag is pretty shreded. But I

Important Please Read
subject: PLEASE PRAY date: 2008-07-13 07:45:50 I NEED EVERYONE ON FUBAR TO PLEASE GOTO THIS PROFILE AND SEND YOUR PRAYERS TO THIS MAN. HE FOUND OUT THREE WEEKS AGO HE HAS INOPERABLE BRAIN CANCER. HE AND HIS FAMILY ALL NEED YOUR PRAYERS AS HE IS IN THE HOSPITAL! http://fubar.com/user/218223

My Poems That I Turn In To My Songs
My guardian angel, once careless and free, flew into the clouds and lost touch with me. Her tears were cold and wet, falling on my face. Her smile had left us without a trace. Her angelic lips quivered, frozen and scared, I felt rain clouds visiting, and had to prepare. I knew that angels, often content, were very special presents that God had sent. To see one so sad, so afraid, so alone, had made me weep while the cold winds had blown. Her wings lost feathers, comforting and soft, falling from the stars, floating aloft. Her pain was felt throughout the land, to feel true misery is impossible to stand. I prayed so that when her hurting stops, I'll be able to taste the angel's teardrops.

Sticks And Stones
No matter how hard I try, God of patience and support, someone finds fault with me. I am mortified about the latest criticism. I can't decide whether to run away in shame or storm back and defend my actions, for I thought I was right. Criticism hurts most when coupled with ridicule, and i feel like less of a person for the tone in which I was addressed. Give me the courage to confront this, Lord, for it is not acceptable to be treated this way even when in error. Keep me calm, factual, and open; perhaps the tone was unintentional, the critic unaware of the power of shaming. Help me remember how I feel now the next time I find fault with someone. As I've learned firsthand with you the zillions of times I messed up, there are better ways to confront mistakes than with stinging criticisms that divide and demean. Truth be known, Lord, such abrasive manners say more about the criticizer than the criticized. Keep me from pas

Go To Hell With Your Contests
Maybe I should have pointed this out earlier. I apologize for not saying it sooner... But FUCK YOU and your stupid contests. Do not post advertisements on my Goddamned profile. I'm not your personal Goddamned billboard. FUCK YOU. Do not post shit asking me to "bomb" your fucking pictures. FUCK YOU. Do not send me friend requests asking me to fan/add/rate you. FUCK YOU. Fuck you and your NEED for points. It's a fucking website. It means NOTHING. Get the fuck over it. I do not want to "own" you. I do not want to fu-marry you. I do not care about your VIPs, blasts, happy hours, etc... I do not care what level you are. IT DOES NOT MATTER. I will not help you level. Please get a fucking JOB or take care of your kid(s). Don't like my thoughts about this? FUCK YOU. Block me. I don't give a shit. This isn't my life. It's a WEBSITE. The end. Amen.

Ty So Much Liberated Spice!!!
625,465 to go to Club United, All her friends can we get her there? Let's hit her page HARD!! Rate her, Bling her, everything we all can do... ~MysticFaerie~ **Happy Member of *Club United*@ fubar (repost of original by 'Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver' on '2008-07-13 06:36:36')

Luv On Him For His Birthday, Plz!
Do y'all know this wonderful man? Well, why not?! He's my fiance, and today's his birthday. Could y'all go show him lots and lots of birthday luv? He's old today(26, to be exact :D). Spank him hard (he likes it) with rates, comments, send him birthday gifts...maybe even a birthday bling or two! × §ÎNÎS†ER ×¯× MîÑîS†ER ×@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by: ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ the Shadow Bombers Fu-pimped by BECKRFC1@ fubar

2 Million Fubuck Contest
THEME "BEST MORPH" 2 Million Fubuck Contest.I am Going to need as many entries as possible to open this Contest "NO LESS THAN 10" SERIOUS ENTRIES ONLY! If you don't have plenty of people to help you or a "BOMBING FAMILY TO HELP YOU"Please don't waste MY or YOUR TIME!! 1ST Place wins 2 MILLION FUBUCKS 2ND PLACE WINS 250K FUBUCKS 3RD WINS 100K FUBUCKS 4TH EVERYONE THAT ENTERS AND BOMBS THROUGHOUT THE CONTEST WILL RECEIVE 5K FUBUCKS A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Of Course,Must be SFW! NO Crybabies,Crybabies WILL BE REMOVED NO DRAMA..REPEAT NO DRAMA..IT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AT ALL...ANYONE CAUSING ANY DRAMA IN ANY WAY WILL BE DISQUALIFIED, BLOCKED "NO QUESTIONS ASKED"!!! Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged. Bombing Families Are Allowed and Encouraged to Help! Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Contest Will Be Removed Immediately. You don't have To Be My Friend Or Fan To Rate,"BUT YOU MUST BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST T

This Sounds Alot Like Me
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the park more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you. I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you. I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms. I'm the girl who never wants to forget all the sweet little things you do for her. I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have. I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a k

Finally
i think i am now stone cold sober and my throat is feeling a lot better. lol. i really do need to stop drinking, i don't think my liver appreciates getting massacred. ...well i'll just hold it off til next weekend anyway. g'morning luvies! :D

Do Something
It's easy to look and disagree It's simple to talk from a distance Join me in the trenches if you will See, I can't talk for too long without action Do Something I'm not saying shoot that cop Or slap that politician More like cast that vote Make demands of these b!tches Let them know you hold the key to their coveted position Do something We've been down for too long From misery let's get evicted Realize that most of our wounds are self inflicted That's what was intended It was the only prediction The time is now Do something Your homeboys don't wanna read it Read it to them Since it's food for thought Feed it to them Can't bullshyt forever when we're seeing through them Do something Do something Do something Each one Reach one Teach one Ignorant minds Breach one Painful stains Bleach one Corrupt figures Impeach one Contribute ALL Leach NONE Ebonically speaking... Act NOW or WE DONE!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His Contest (lol) We Won Most Rates
THIS IS "BUDDIE"..he's my LUVEABLE PUP!... * He's in Cutterbum's "Pimp your Pet" contest and he needs comments and a rate... ** Buddie is a 17-month yellow lab who needs fu-luve from all you dog lovers...he LOVES attention!!! ..please help this luveable pup...

Bored Programmers
What bored programmers can do! quite creative ... enjoy!!! Just click on the link below, click on play, then leave the mouse alone , sit back and enjoy a piece of creative brilliance. We wonder who had time to do this. http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

Zombies
So I was at work talking on the phone to my friend Jai about various spooky shit, getting kinda psyched out. All over sudden, the front door opens, and in comes in...a zombie. The guy looked like a creature from the black lagoon. His face looked like one of those burn victim faces, with skin super tight and kinda grey. He then turned to me, and his eyes were really weird, you couldnt see the whites, and it looked like two dark holes in his face. He was SLOWLY creeping across the floor, with his hands behind his back. Then I saw that one of his hands was twitching back and forth. Needless to say I almost shit my pants and felt my heart stop for a moment. To break the silence I asked if he is looking for something, and he said in a human voice that he is waiting for his wife. Then in comes in this really nice Indian lady (I guess that explain his greyish skin color?), says hi, and catches up with him. I feel shitty calling a guy who probably had some weird shit happen to his f

Forbidden Love
Terror strikes the unsuspecting soul; Unrelenting fear stalks the mind. The cage that surrounds me Closes in; suffocating me with its closeness. I feel desperate No one to turn to As my lips must remain sealed To the panic I encounter. I bow my head in pain, My face driven to the ground Each day becomes a chore just to exist, Thoughts of self-destruction entertain the mind. Blackness engulfs me Fleetingly but prominent. A quick fix of medicated healing Allows the mind to recharge, momentarily. As I continue to exist Within the confines of my medicated barrier, Not being able to envision self-relief, The sun of another’s warmth invades my world. Afraid to look up and acknowledge my earthly saviour, I, instead, place my hand in the proffered hand. The cloak of his protection slips on to my shoulders As he raises me to my feet. I briefly wonder why this person of love Reaches out to console me in my fabricated world, Not knowing or questioning the r

Inspiration To Creation
In the womb of creation Lies a seed of inspiration And from this inspiration is birthed all things we consider wondrous Who knows what lies at the end of the universe? Or in the beginning what came first To truly be alive we need to focus on the now Live life in the spirit and let God worry about the ‘how’ A problem today may simple be a lesson learned tomorrow And like a flower…prosperity can blossom from what we perceive as sorrow Worry not about receiving blessing…this is a trick to imprison the mind You see we ARE the blessing and we bestow it whenever we are kind If this lesson alone could be received by the masses We wouldn’t live in a world that was segregated by classes It would be 1 world 1 nation 1 race 1 people....all equal But we must start with that person we created in our own head This is the home of the ego and responsible for us being mislead Our fall from grace was due to the ‘I’ Not the one that house the pupil, cornea, or lens cortex But the ‘I’

Be This Guy
When she stares at your lips [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yo

The Perfect Guy
I don't think I ask for too much.I'm not a high maintenance kind of girl. I tend to bitch and moan a lot but in my opinion if you were doing what you should be doing, I'd have no reason to bitch. I want a guy thats secure enough in our relationship that not only will he not mind if other guys look my way or flirt, but be honored because i chose THEM. I want a guy that can be honest with me even when its something i might not want to hear. I want a guy who can just cuddle with me for hours and not be bored. I want a guy that makes me feel like I'm the only one he sees even in a crowded room. I want a guy that makes me feel beautiful even when i KNOW i look like crap. I want a guy that will make sacrifices for me and make me feel safe I want a guy thats not afraid to show and say how he really feels and thinks its ok to cry sometimes Just having one of those days! Look over me!:P I'm hormonal i suppose. *smooches & lix* Tina aka ~Temptress~

Luau Auction...u Wanna Own Me..come Get Me!!!
The Luau Auction is now in full swing! Click On The Picture To Bid On Me....And Don't Forget To Rate My Photo As Well!!! Happy Bidding and May The Best Person Win!!! Make Sure You Go Show The Lovely Hostess Some Love!! She Is Also In The Auction So Go Bid On Her As Well!!! Your Ultimate Desire™ & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar

My Brothers Wedding
Well, am about to go to one last family gathering of the towp families for breakfast, then we are headingout for that 12 hr drive back home. The wedding was beautiful. When my niece came in to the chapel and started heading down the aisle my brother lsot it and was crying, then I look over next to him, my son, the bestman is crying and behind him, the next groomsman is crying. Then you look over to the brides maids and they are all crying. Something must be said about people's reactions to the Groom crying. People kept saying how sweet it was. My Brother is an awesome guy, I am so proud of his accomplishments in life. He has a beautiful wife of whom I know will not do him wrong, but rather stand by him and support him. My Mother was her typical self, always trying to be the center of attention. Yes, I had hoped that for one day she could think of someone else and not herself. I on the other hand, HUGELY felt like an outsider. Like my pressence there could have gone with out. I a

32,000 To Insider! Plz Help!
I know everyones bored! I just know it! So heres something to do...help me get this man leveled this morning! Sure theres no hh, but so what? Give you something to do anyways..:P Hugs and kisses! Basil, Leave me a voice message@ fubar

Just An Update
Well, for those who have not noticed, I have not been around a whole lot. What can I say? It's life. It's my life, not a lot of a life, but it's mine. I have been doing a lot more MWR stuff. MWR is the services that are provided by the Military for Morale, Welfare, and Recreation. I have been going to the gym. I'm back down in the 180s. I have been playing a new Xbox 360 game, NASCAR 09. I even bought a wheel for my Xbox. I have also been going to the pool. More so to work on my tan than to swim. I looked at myself compared to some, and I am kind of pale. I would do more swimming, but I am embarrassed with my lack of swimming skills. I start swimming lessons on Wednesday evening though. I have asked a few times and they kept saying come back on this day and ask. We don't have an instructor. Well, I asked yesterday, and they had two new lifeguards that were there, and they said, we offer classes from 0500 to 0700 Monday through Friday, and also on Wednesdays. W

What Important Decisions Shall I Make Without Fear Today?
When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice. --William James There are times when it's hard to make a decision. When we go to the fair, for instance, we may want to do more things than we have time for, so we don't know what plans to make. Waiting to decide until we see what the fair has to offer is one choice. Not deciding because we're afraid of what may happen is also a choice. We may find ourselves thinking so much about what could happen that we miss all the exciting things going on around us. It's necessary to keep in mind that any course of action is a decision, but no decision is irreversible. We are free to do what we decide, and are freed by the awareness that whatever we do is based on our own decision and no one else's. What important decisions shall I make without fear today?

Lynne My Fu-owner Check Her Out She Is Awesome R/f/a
MY FU-OWNER CHECK HER OUT AND SHOW SOME LOVE R/F/A/HER !!!! come on ppl check out my owner she is awesome and show her some loving R/F/A her,,,,, tell her aussie sent ya thx heaps!!!!!:D click the pic below and show some love!!!!! ''~Lynne~ Diva Mafia ~Owner of NOVA~ ☠ÐJ-ÃÜSŠÍÊ~FU-WIFEY to FU-DADDY~#50''@ fubar

What Has Been Going On
So I haven't been here forever, you want to know why? Well I went down to FL, no big deal right? Wrong 1. Had a car accident down there, my fault unfortunately. 2. My now x's grandmother died, that was just a great time. I will still be there for him. Of course I will, we decided just friends which I'm not pissed at him I think it's for the best. 3. He wanted to take off for Chicago which we went and guess what.........ANOTHER CAR ACCIDENT UP THERE. I hate chicago especially up near great lakes naval base. 4. He said I was bashing him and his friends well all I told him was I don't want all that talk about drugs and shit......... Would you say something if 1. They were talking about getting drugs/alcohol when they are only teenagers. We went back to one of their friends house and they did smoke, I don't know what it was but it definitely wasn't tabacco. I didn't do it but I brought it up that there would be no smoking that shit in my car and that they shouldn't

I Wonder
as i lay here alone an hear the rain outside of my window i wonder if ill ever find happiness the joy of that one special ladie that i can call my friend my lover my everything my true love i wonder if a love like this is real an if ill ever find that kinda love i wonder by cleon i wonder

How Will You Be Defined?
Melissa Leach -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com I was "insatiable to the point of crazy." Yeah, that sounds about right.

When Bishes Lurk...
Why when you know you can't stand me do you want to come look on my page... Jealous much? Why when you know I will see you on my auction photo you come and look...Jealous much? You know I can get bids without fucking begging all day...Jealous much? Doesn't it bug the crap out of you when they think they own the place, yet they have to beg for every blast, happy hour and bling pack they get.. Jealous much? Stop the lies will ya?? I never deleted shit! Funny how you would take a screen shot of your comment then all of a sudden I delete it so it's no longer on the bulletin?? Makes you look like the dumbass and not me! Who takes screen shots of their comments?? Only those trying to set people up to make them look bad. But there are some very smart people on here who saw right through your stupid stunt!You know you deleted your own comment. Just back the hell off and leave me and my friends alone will ya, cuz everyone on fu knows how desperate you are for attention. Jealous much??

My German Shepherd Princes
Well I thought i let everyone know the good news. My solid Black Purebred German Shepherd is Pregnant and is due to have her puppies this month. I am so excited about this. I also own the daddy. He too is a purebred GSD. He is a long coat black and silver. And the pups will be black and tan and black and creme and Bi color. I cant wait to see what they look like. I will keep you all posted and when she has them I will post pic. Cindy

Be Happy With The World
They say only you can make yourself happy if you let it but I believe otherwise. It's a state of being within yourself that is triggered by outside forces whether you let it or not. It will just seep through your being unguarded as hearing a child's laughter or the skip of a heartbeat hearing your lover's voice in a phone call or just whacking it out with friends. Now, I'm not talking about the extreme like being successful in life, or being happily married for long, long years or being the richest man in the world. All of the above and the kind will not be happening to us because we let it but because we interact with forces around us, positively, productively, and with so much love. So, what is it going to be? We be happy with the world or dwell on it's ills and spills?

[whoa... That Must Be Some Kind Of Record]
Jesus... it's been over a week since I wrote something new. What's wrong with me? I'm... a little down. And out, I suppose. Not much to celebrate, still in a weird... spot. Undecided, unaware, undiscovered. I need to work. Or I'll lose my mind like the alchoholic foolish mess I am. So it's time to work. I know ... you can totally picture me, at my desk, pounding away on the keys to a new project... truth is, in 4 hours I'll be staring at the same blank word document. :) But at least I'm gonna start trying again. Dry spells... y'know, they can really kick your ass some times.

You? Own Me?!
YES YOU CAN! On here at least. " *RATE MY PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Please ask other people to rate my photo too. :D Thanks babes! Please rate my photo so I win first prize in the auction. Repost this if you'd be so kind. Thank you!!!!!! :P Auction has been extended until further notice due to complications involving the pc of the auctioneer. :P

To All My Friends, About Edge's Auction
SO MANY OF YOU HELPED US TAKE THE LEAD IN THE CONTEST EDGE WAS HOSTING... FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HELPED... I HOPE YOU KNOW, WE HAD THE LEAD FOR QUITE A WHILE!! AND YOU GUYS SO ROCK! WE DID IT WITH NO HELP FROM BOMING FAMILIES... JUST FROM WORD OF MOUTH... IT TRULY MEANS A LOT YOU ALL HELPED!!! SOME PEOPLE ON FUBAR ARE JUST SCREWED UP, AND PULL SOME DRAMA BS... BUT YOU ALL WERE SO AMAZING IN EVERYTHING!!! THANK YOU ALL!!! *~* QUEEN ROBIN *~*

The Chase
It is to late because I am gone you should have listened to fate you had your chance so I took a stance and I moved on I gave my heart to another and now you want to bother is it all about the chase working at your own pace figuring I would be there when you were finally ready standing in the corner holding steady when it comes to you I no longer become unglued

25-30 Pictures Just For You!! See How!
Free 25 photo shoot contest I'm thinking of doing a contest I get paid this weekend and I want new lingerie but I cant pick out any, I seem to want to get all I see... So heres your mission Find a set of lingerie 5 entries per person and if I pick the one you found, you get a 25-30 picture photo shoot of me in that lingerie So meggage me with the link to it or picture, and for it to count I must be able to purchase it I'm eliminating anything that cost over $75 So message me on it! and GO GO GO!! Oh and for girls and guys alike! and possible honorable mention as well!

Beauty
*I thought an update was in order. Last week, my mother lost the ability to swallow and, as her will expressly forbids the use of a feeding tube, the doctor gave her a month to live. Yesterday, hospice gave her seven to ten days. Today, hospice gave her no more than three. In the meantime, this is what’s happened…* If there's one thing I never would have expected to see in death, it’s beauty. If there's anything I do see in the death of my mother, her gaping mouth, her laborious and sporadic breathing, it's beauty; delicate, graceful, overwhelming and radiant beauty; glorious healing, gentle forgiveness and a little thing, with which I felt previously unfamiliar, love. I don't make my own decisions in my life. Had I, I wouldn't have witnessed this beauty. I wouldn't have witnessed this love. I wouldn't have witnessed any of this magnificent process. I would be doing what most of my family is doing, keeping a careful, cautious distance. This is a painful process and my first

My Heart
My Heart My heart's on my sleeve in full view... for all to see... And I give of that heart with all that I am.... One day... I will learn to pull the blinds.... And keep under lock and key all that is me... I will learn to wait and be sure... Before I share the preciousness of my heart... my soul...

Do You Agree?
Your Sex Sign is... If you've done it, you've aced it. You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime. You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share. One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it! Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive. You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity. You love kinky sex. You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds. Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies. You are very physical and sexual in public. You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is st

Have Ya Ever Care About Someone But Was Scared To Tell Them???
IF YOU THINK OF SOMEONE SPECIAL AND MISS THEM VERY MUCH TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM NOW BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT SEE THEM AROUND AGAIN LET THEM KNOW YOU CARE BECAUSE TOMARROW MAY NOT COME LET THEM YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM NOW SO DONT WAIT TILL TOMARROW TO SAY YOU LOVE THEM BECAUSE TOMARROW MAY BE TO LATE!!!!!!!!

How Does The Saying Go....
Fool me once, shame on you...Fool me twice, shame on me. For the record...I'm no fool! I came to that realization a long time ago and I can see right through you, hazy as you may be, my eyesight is 20/20! I pride myself in my honesty. I reward myself with genuinity, in all that I do, in all that I say, it's my way... or no way. Seems selfish but it's true. As honest as I am, why fuck with you? I deserve everything that I give and am damned if I accept anything less, for I've been down that road and it just leads to uselessness. Communication goes both ways...opposite directions as it goes. Leading one way and not the other, I realize, it must be time to let go. It saddens me to no end...still I cannot comprehend...why you would let go of me as a friend...so... As I've said before, no fool will be at your door...knocking to let them in...long gone...and never again!

Law Enforcement Officer
basically im feeling more and more stronger to be one lately. This disturbing incident happened to me a few days ago, and the way they handle was very nice, polite, professional, and i really appreciate that. I was impressed. Ive always had a thing for them, and i once wanted to be an ASPCA officer (basically an animal cop). But being a japanese citizen, i dont have a right to be one in the US. I dont even know too much about them or if i even qualify to be one physically/mentally, but ive always thought about it. Even if i were to somehow get a US green card and then as a next step, take a citizenship test to be one, I would probably be too old to be one.....or wouldnt I???

My Birthday
So here it is three days after my birthday. This year it was full of surprises. First was the vacation that was so awesome & I can’t wait to go back. Then came along my birthday. I only wanted two things. That was a CD & DVD. Oh can’t forget my cake. The minute I saw one with flip flops I knew that is what I wanted. When I saw my cake on Thursday it was so pretty and turned out so good. The whole week of the fourth was full of surprises. I got a night of the house all to myself followed up with a nice dinner out with my parents. That was the night they decide to tell me about my birthday present I had no clue about. Sitting at the restaurant Daddy decides to inform me that due to Mama’s old car messing up. Which was being drove my brother & his family. That he had a car up at the lot that wasn’t selling he was going to give to my brother. I was like ok whatever you and Mama feel ya’ll should do. A few minutes later he said “ Oh, Your getting more than what you asked for.” I was like

I Cant Figure It Out
ok i know this is going to come out the wrong way.... sorry peple if it may be to blunt.... this drives me nuts and i cant figure it out. why is it that the ugly, unkept, unclean,over weight(i am on the fat side...) people can find someone to be in long term relationships with.... i cant find a fucking person to have steady dates with. I am no barbie doll but neither are these people. i am not perfect in anyway. nor are these people. so what makes them so special. I totaly understand how beautiful people are in long term relationships or can get a date no problem! i dont consider myself ugly or barbie doll beautiful. i am a normal person. and it is not like i have a horrible personality..... i am smart, funny, open minded, not a bitch or bossy or crazy... so wtf's wrong with me? leave me your comments on this..... am i wrong for thinking this way? or do others feel the same?

One Last Breath - Creed
oh yes relate to this in so many ways Music Video:ONE LAST BREATH (by Creed) Please come now I think I'm falling I'm holding to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And I'm trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down I'm looking down now that it's over Reflecting on all of my mistakes I thought I found the road to somewhere Somewhere in His grace I cried out heaven save me But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down Sad eyes follow me But I still believe there's something left for me So please come stay with me 'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me For you and me For you and me Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge a

Cold - Crossfade
Music Video:COLD (by Crossfade) Looking back at me I see That I never really got it right I never stopped to think of you I'm always wrapped up in Things I cannot win You are the antidote that gets me by Something strong Like a drug that gets me high [Chorus x2:] What I really meant to say Is I'm sorry for the way I am I never meant to be so cold To you I'm sorry about all the lies Maybe in a different light You could see me stand on my own again Cause now i can see You were the antidote that got me by Something strong like a drug that got me high [Chorus x2] I never meant to be so cold I never really wanted you to see The screwed up side of me that I keep Locked inside of me so deep It always seems to get to me I never really wanted you to go So many things you should have known I guess for me theres just no hope I never meant to be so cold

It's Been Awhile - Staind
Music Video:IT'S BEEN AWHILE (by Staind) And it's been awhile Since I could hold my head up high And it's been awhile Since I first saw you And it's been awhile Since I could stand on my own two feet again And it's been awhile Since I could call you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've stretched myself beyond my means And it's been awhile Since I can say that I wasn't addicted And it's been awhile Since I can say I love myself as well And it's been awhile Since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do And it's been awhile But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've gone and fucked things up again Why must I feel this way? Just make this go away Just one more peaceful day! And it's been awhile Since I could look at myself straight And it's been awhile

Deleting My Account..
Hey everyone I'm deleting my account, if I own anyone anything pls let me know.. I just can't take this site and its BS.. people helpin who they want to help.. peoples accts gettin deleted(like mine was).. I have been here since 2006 and had to start over and others start like ummm yesterday it seems they are up to 28 in no time.. what is the deal... Wrong...Wrong..Wrong... Anyway.. I am getting all my pics off and then my acct will be deleted....I will miss my tops friends on here. Bye everyone...muahz

Evans Blue -- "cold (but I'm Still Here)"
How i feel Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster can you feel my trigger hand, moving further down your back when you hide, hide inside that body but just remember that when I touch you the more you shake, the more you give away cold, but I'm still here, blind, 'cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we're far from obvious this time wait, another minute here, time will kill us after all now can you feel its second hand wrapped around your neck so fall into my eyes and fall into my lies but don't you forget the more you turn away, the more I want you to stay cold, but I'm still here, blind, 'cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we're far from obvious this time you're so endearing, you're so beautiful, well I don't look like they do, and I don't love like the

Angels
Angels are everywhere On the ground and in the air They're watching you always. Because they truly care Their watchful eyes Fill the starry skies. Their listening ears Hear the faintest cries. No matter where you reside There's always an angel by your side. Around every corner Both in and outside. Angels will always be with you As long as you know what to do If you believe in them, They will believe in you too!

101 Ways
1. Tell the other person that you love them 2. Give or get a hug 3. Make sure the other person feels important and respected 4. Kiss when people are looking 5. Kiss when people aren't looking 6. Tell the other person that you care 7. Hold hands 8. Go for a long bike ride 9. Give a special present 10. Be there when they need a friend 11. Spend time together 12. Go to see a film 13. Walk arm in arm in the woods 14. Make a special tape of love songs 15. Talk about your feelings 16. Share dreams with each other 17. Snuggle up together 18. Sit together in the park 19. Take a walk together 20. Go out for a meal 21. Have a picnic 22. Play a game of frisbee 23. Give compliments 24. Relax in a jacuzzi 25. Go swimming 26. Just be close 27. Go shopping for food 28. Cook a meal together 29. Touch each other in a loving way 30. Do homework together 31. Plan and go on a trip together 32. Throw a par

Interesting
Something I came across that I found interesting Religious information Shared belief in the "Golden Rule" (a.k.a. Ethics of Reciprocity) horizontal rule horizontal rule Quotation: "Every religion emphasizes human improvement, love, respect for others, sharing other people's suffering. On these lines every religion had more or less the same viewpoint and the same goal." The Dalai Lama horizontal rule Overview Religious groups differ greatly in their concepts of deity, other beliefs and practices. Non-theistic ethical and philosophic systems, like Humanism and Ethical Culture, also exhibit a wide range of beliefs. But there is near unanimity of opinion among almost all religions, ethical systems and philosophies that each person should treat others in a decent manner. Almost all of these groups have passages in their holy texts, or writings of their leaders, which promote this Ethic of Reciprocity. The most commonly known version in North America is the Golden

Fathers-4-justice To Lead Organizations And Family Members In “justice March” Through Washington Dc
Fathers-4-Justice to Lead Organizations and Family Members in “Justice March” through Washington DC By admin | July 1, 2008 For Immediate Release Contact: Lary Holland June 30, 2008 WASHINGTON DC ———- Fathers-4-Justice announced today that they are leading organizations and family members in a “Justice March” through Washington DC on August 16, 2008. The origination point of the Justice March is scheduled to launch from the DC FESTIVAL 2008 Civil Rights Event at Upper Senate Park and continue to the United States White House. Children’s and Parent’s Rights organizations from across the nation are scheduled to congregate on Washington DC this August 15 & 16 at the Upper Senate Park. Why? Because government policies do not reflect what is truly best for children and good parents. The event is bringing the major issues facing parents to the legislators’ doorsteps, their backyards, and their offices. The “Justice March,” which is just one of many featured events of DC Festival

Dcfestival2008, National Civil Rights Event
National Civil Rights Event August 15th & 16th http://dcfestival2008.com/So much is happening in Washington DC this year at the “Family Preservation Festival” that http://www.dcfestival2008.com was specifically put together to help you navigate, discover, and get involved with this truly National Civil Rights Event and Movement. We are here to assist in ensuring that an annual event for parents’ civil rights continue every year! Parental rights are one of those natural rights that are and should be protected against intrusion by the government. It is our responsibility as citizens to remind the government of its’ limitations. You visiting this site today shows your willingness for taking initial steps to protect parental rights and ensure that government respects and protects such a natural and fundamental right. Good parents deserve to be with their children, and that is no subjective statement. Bad government policy over the family affects mothers, fathers, aunts, uncles,

Ppvi-if You're Broken...i'm Your Girl!
Ok that's it! I am declaring myself incapable of dating anyone I choose for myself! So pay close attention all of you handsome devils...I don't want any part of you beyond laughter. You flirt, compliment me, say something naughty. I will be polite, I will laugh back..but in my head I will be thinking about anything but your handsomeness or your wicked ways. I am not angry. I am exhausted, and feeling very BLAH! If you gave me a room filled with 100 men. 95 of them decent hard working honest men, completely capable of having a healthy relationship, and 5 men who are incabable of having any type of healthy relationship due to any circumstance. Telling me to pick 5 men to get to know and see what comes of it...I'd pick the 5 who would never come to fruition. Why is that? I'm not stupid...but I feel stupid. I feel like a fool for bashing my head into the same wall at every turn. I wish I could remember what it was like to believe blindly and love like there was no tomorrow. I wi

Think Of Your Children...
...and what would it be like to NOT see them everyday; wonder how they are doing in school; take them to McDonalds, or just out to eat when you had that extra couple bucks; watch their face light up when you picked them up from school; or when you got home from work and they wanted to show you their homework/artwork/report card...some parents don't get to feel/experience that anymore. I didn't get to have this. This is what it is like...and you should feel your own chest hurting, swell and heave, and feel tears in your eyes by the end of this video..CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023

Hairy Beasts!
OMFG GUYS! Today I got to pet a wild groundhog. I went to feed some ducks at a stream we have here, and this fucking groundhog was waddling right up with them. I gave him pop corn. He rubbed against my leg and wanted more. It was adorable. Never saw one that close up, let alone touched one.

My Thoughts
He gives me a strength Courage unbridled as I soar Far beyond where I’ve ever gone To a place I’ve only dreamed of before He offers his heart, and I my love We walk hand-in-hand towards forever At journey’s end…will he truly know He was my greatest discovery, my sweetest endeavor.

Okay, Be There Ghosts Here?
Well now, earlier the strangest thing happened to me, was sitting here talking to people and I could swear I smelled apple cinnamon oatmeal so strong like it was sitting on the desk in front of me. This is not the first strange thing that has happened here, about a month ago I felt something pull down on the comforter, well Lacey (my 9 year old dachshund), sleeps on the floor next to me in her own blanket. Think that she had rolled on the comforter, I looked over and was going to pull it up and the comforter was 12" off the ground and she was underneath her blanket. Two night later, I felt some body lay down next to me, turn the lights on, of course there is no one here, turn lights and it happened again. So am I losing it, or there be ghosts here. Stay tuned for more weird stuff (God I hope not, lol)

All That Remains
The darkness surrounds me All light has been extinguished I lie on my bed and think of the past Of all the people I have known When I was young I was so happy I would play all day I knew lots of people As time has past I lost touch with them one by one Now I lie on my bed surrounded by darkness Alone with my thoughts They are all I have for company I am lost in the darkness Can you hear me calling? The night’s pass The month’s pass Time drifts by I have been calling out in the darkness For centuries now My ghost is all that remains Unable to rest Calling out in the darkness Waiting for an answer But there is no reply There is nobody around to hear my calls My ghost is all that remains Calling out in the darkness Doomed to exist alone forever PLEASE RATE THIS BLOG AND PLEASE DO IT HONESTLY ONLY GIVE A 10 IF YOU THINK IT DESERVES IT

Dark In Hereþ
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball.' Man: 'That's nice.' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' Boy: 'My dad's outside.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250.' The next week, it happens again, the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' Man: 'How much?' Boy: '$750.' Man: 'Fine.' A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the ball around.' Boy: 'I can't! I sold them.' Father: 'How much did you sell them for?' Boy: '$1,000.' Father: 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and m

Affairs
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon" "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

Eulalie By Edgar Allan Poe
Eulalie by Edgar Allan Poe I dwelt alone In a world of moan, And my soul was a stagnant tide, Till the fair and gentle Eulalie became my blushing bride- Till the yellow-haired young Eulalie became my smiling bride. Ah, less- less bright The stars of the night Than the eyes of the radiant girl! And never a flake that the vapor can make With the moon-tints of purple and pearl, Can vie with the modest Eulalie's most unregarded curl- Can compare with the bright-eyed Eulalie's most humble and careless curl. Now Doubt- now Pain Come never again, For her soul gives me sigh for sigh, And all day long Shines, bright and strong, Astarte within the sky, While ever to her dear Eulalie upturns her matron eye- While ever to her young Eulalie upturns her violet eye.

Love Is The Greatest Feeling
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart,My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

Gothic Princess
Princess Dominica looked so beautiful All dressed in black With white make-up and dark purple lips She sat on the throne so full of majesty The onlookers were dazzled by her beauty And worshipped the ground she walked upon The King was not well And expected to die soon And the Queen had died long ago So the young princess would soon rule the Kingdom Everyone was impressed with her intelligence and grace She carried out her duties without question or complaint And she would always greet new visitors with a smile Once the audience was over she would return to her rooms In the privacy of her own room she would cut her wrists And let the blood pour into a bowl She would force food down her throat until she could eat no more Then she would go to the lady’s room and be violently sick Underneath all her garments she was painfully thin She felt so much pressure to be beautiful She had many suitors but none that she loved A stranger

Funny
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautifulwoman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gatheringup his courage he finally goes over to her and asks,tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with youfor a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No,I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the baris now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassedand he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him andapologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorryif I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate studentin psychology and I'm studying how people respond toembarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "Whatdo you mean, $200?"

National Fatherless Day, 2008
FIND YOUR LOCAL F4J GROUP AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE...STOP OUR GOVERNMENT FROM STRIPPING US OF OUR PARENTAL RIGHTS! CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023

Maxine
Maxine for President Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one! Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes! Think about this one: 1. Cows 2..The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And

Welcome My Mom 2 Fubar
I would like to introduce ALL my friends and family to my amazing mom SunnyDays. She just joined the wacky world of fubar, and I would LOVE for you all to go show her the fubar love. Rate her, Fan her, Crush her, bling her and lets give her a good old fashioned fu~love! I have the greatest friends around and would love for her to be as lucky to meet you all. So come on what are you waiting for show her some love SunnyDays

I'm In The Luau Auction!
I'm In The Luau Auction! Would you like to own me for a month then come place your bid so I can Lei you! Here is what I'm offering for a month 1 month in family #1 friend for one month I will F/A/R if I haven't already Add "Fu Owned By" in my profile name Pimp out in my about me section Rate stash during HH Personal SFW salute Rate 300 pics a week w/ 10s unless I have a VIP then 11s Keep shitfaced **Offers may go up as bids do** The Link to the Luau.... AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Your Ultimate Desire™ & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv Bomb Squad @ fubar

Walking The Beat
WALKING THE BEAT IN A MALL IN MICHIGAN, BRINGING AWARENESS TO OTHERS THAT OUR GOVERNMENT IS SPENDING YOUR MONEY TO SPLIT GUP FAMILIES, AND NOT ALLOWING OUR CHILDREN TO HAVE BOTH PARENTS INVOLVED IN THE CHILD'S LIFE. CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023

Burglar Broke Into A House
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack when a strange, Disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, Looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep' the parrot confessed then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed.. 'What kind of people would Na

Michigan Summit F4j Announcement
MY FRIEND, BRIAN HOLLADAY, MAKING THE ANNOUNCEMENT AND GETTING OTHERS FIRED UP ABOUT THE SUMMIT AND WALK HELD IN MICHIGAN EARLIER THIS SPRING. CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023

Fear
If I didn't fear so many things I would be somewhere else. I hate that I can't just do what I would love to do. Go to the one place I want to be more than anywhere in the world. There would be so much more to me if I had no fear. I live a normal everyday life. Nothing special. I know what I want and where I want to be. I know what I feel. Fear is all that holds me back. Fear of failure,rejection and loss. If I could learn not to fear,I know exactly where I would be.

Some Fathers Really Try...
TO BE PART OF THE CHILDS LIFE, BUT ARE BLOCKED LEGALLY, BUT WITHOUT MERIT, BY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT. AND IN SOME CERCUMSTANCES, THIS IS LEGAL KIDNAPPING, ORDERED BY THE SAME COURTS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO PROMOTE FAMILY LIFE AND FREEDOM.CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023

New Lounges
You know somehting occured to me today as I was sitting here in fubar trying like hell to promote my new lounge to no avail. That several of the people have commeneted to the effect of oh its a new lounge it isnt that big yet. How did all the lounges here start out just like mine brand new with no members. Yet people forget we all started somewhere. All I am saying here is dont just say oh o not another new lounge go and check it out you never know you might actually like it. There is an old saying Dont knock it til you try it come on men and ladies give the mew lounges a chance just as someone gave the established ones a chance too.

Luau Auction...own Me Rate Pic Please
~*~I Need To Get Lei'd~*~ I'm In The Sexy "Your Ultimate Desire's" Luau Auction and I'm In Need Of A New Owner If You Haven't FAR'd Her Be Sure To In Order To Bid If You Already Have Her On Your List Then Click On My Offer PicThis Is Also A Contest So If You Don't Want To Bid, Please Rate Pic Your Hostess:Who Is In The Auction As WellSo Bid On Her Too! Your Ultimate Desire¢â & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar

Perfection
To him I am perfect. I'm not though. I am...... Too emotional. Too independent. Never seeing what he sees in me. Too selfless. Stubborn Passive Giving and to bind to see the love he has for me. Maybe,that is what he sees as perfect.

A Males Christmas List
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his minorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice!

Court Room Evacuated In F4j Protest
BRINGING ATTENTION TO THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THE GOVERNMENT IS SPENDING YOUR MONEY TO SPLIT UP FAMILIES AND STOP EQUAL PARENTAL RIGHTS. Yes this is in England, BUT WE HAVE THIS (not for profit) Organization here in the US to help YOU TOOCREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bassist_guy@yahoo.com, 440-388-4023

Untitled
Untitled My hands are scrambling to hold on to What you choose to just throw around We can't escape this history we created So why are you trying to put us in the ground I never once desired this silence Nor did I want us to give up and choose death But here I am ignoring all reasons to cry And fighting this war to take one last breath I'm not ready to back down from any of this You can't force me to let go and feel as you do It's not as easy as you make it seem Because the truth is, I love you And I mean that more than you want me to I mean it more than I want myself to believe But now it's all out in the open And now it's my heart I need to retrieve You stole it the day you took my breath away Held it hostage in those hands of yours I can't believe how comfortable it got there And once it was my tears but now my blood pours It spills over what we once were And all the hopes and dreams we once shared But now they are all just a distant memory And I try to convince myself that you on

Dc Rally, For Change In America
ARE YOU A SINGLE PARENT (and it doesnt matter which one you are, Mom or Dad) AND HAVE BEEN/ ARE STILL BEING / SCREWED BY YOUR STATE'S CHILD WELFARE/SUPPORT OFFICE AND THE COURT THAT GRANTED AND HOLDS YOUR DIVORCE ALONG WITH YOUR SUPPORT ORDER? ARE YOU PAYING SUPPORT AND NOT ALLOWED TO SEE YOUR CHILDREN? ARE YOU PAYING SUPPORT AND UNABLE TO TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN ON THE PHONE? ARE YOU UNABLE TO PAY SUPPORT DUE TO HARDSHIPS LIKE DISABILITY AND BEING THREATENED WITH JAIL TIME? GET A HOLD OF YOUR LOCAL (not-for-profit)CHAPTER OF FATHERS4JUSTICE (F4J) AND GET READY TO RALLY IN WASHINGTON DC, AUG 15-16, 2008 TO TELL THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT YOU ARE FED UP WITH THEM SPLITTING UP THE FAMILY. COME JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS, AND STEP-PARENTS WHO FEEL CHILDREN DESERVE TWO PARENTS TO RAISE THEM, NOT JUST THE ONE THE COURTS FEEL OBLIGATED TO APPOINT. OUR OWN GOVERNMENT IS STRIPPING THE AMERICAN FAMILY OF OTS BASIC RIGHT TO LIVE.CREDIT and THANKS TO: Brian Holladay, F4J NE Ohio, bas

Comments
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. - Woody Allen Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. - Swami X When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. - Author Unknown Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - WoodyAllen Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them. - Author Unknown Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy - Steve Martin I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. Elton John. A terrible thing happen

Want A Heavenly Salute?
I would love to make you a salute...all i ask is that u rate my default pix and my "ME" pix. its not that many pix at all considering how many i have! Just message me that u have and i will make one for you! XOXO Heaven

Joke
GOTTA LOVE A DRUNK!! A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir? 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies. The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it ' 'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself? ' Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out. ........ 'Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Needing Your Votes Please-- Need Your Support!!
Hey again- come on now I NEEEEEED my friends and family to PLEASE go vote for me in the Hottest ass of 2008. Its for an adult BBW radio station-- you can vote everyday if you want--but please make at least one trip for your girl and go vote-- I made it into the top 5 now I need YOU to help me be NUMBER ONE!!! Come give me some support and your vote-its means so much to me!! HUGZ www.bbwadultradio.ning.com scroll half way down and vote for my pic--top pic with Mad Curves Under it--thanks again HUGZ

Anyways
im sick of this site,its time t say adieu.if you really have something important to say,you know how to find me,if not feel free to delete me and save me the time and energy.ps fuck the us navy,and especially fuck va beach

I Believe
I believe you can love someone more than anything in the world. This is even if they don't and wont ever love you in the same way. They can have no idea how much you love them and you will continue to love them even then. It's not something that is futile,it's a love that you will never give someone else,a love that you will never feel for someone other than them. You will love another and be completely happy with them,but always love that one person in a different way. Not a painful love,not a disappointment,just a love like no other.

Poetry
Why am I so happy and enticed to love again? A feelin that hurt so bad I considered it a sin. How is it that I was willin to jump without bein dropped? When one point in time I used to bunny hop. Why do I smile a smile beyond smiles? But for the longest time my frown ran wild. How come I now feel like a better man? When I used to sink in the past like quicksand. What makes my heart feel like its in the right place? When I was so close to defeat that failure I could taste. I wonder why things are perfect and days no longer blue. Then I realized It's Because of You

Poetry
A love pure as air. But in a situation unfair. I live a fantasy in your presence. But lost without your essence. With you I'm a King. Without that song doesn't sing. The best part of me I know. So far away my heart I can't bestow. My odds always even with you there. I sit here alone only half of a pair. Perfect symmetry everything is complete. Without you my love has nowhere to secrete. With you my heart is right but beats left. Till you come home I'll be Holdin My Breath

Poetry
A gentle nights breeze sets the perfect mood. Rubbing his hands cross her body skin so smooth. Lips shine like fresh chrome. Make love to you all night and hear you moan. Turn out the lights and spark the candle. with a soft but firm grip her body he handled. Just enough light to see that angelic face. He leaned over to her and got him a taste. Stared in her eyes as she drew him in. In and out, up and down in a continuous motion. Slow passionate strokes and soft moans she cried. So good they both closed their eyes. Switchin to new positions the sex got more intense. Sweat beadin off their bodies as he commenced. He clenched her ass and sucked her perked breast. Gave her what he got put her body to the test. She cries louder and he begins to grunt. So wet the juices dripped from her cunt. Bitting his bottom lip as he goes deeper. I love you and a kiss nothin gets sweeter. Nails in his back and eyes in the back of her head. Sexin so hard body prints are left in the b

My Dad
My father, mother and sister are visiting. Ever since I have known dad he has always been a doer. He and I have always done projects together. Everything I know about tools I learned from him. He has taught me a lot. But he is getting older - turning 75 this year and he is slowing down. When I asked him to bring his chain saw, I didn't figure he would help, but really he was in the way. It has to be my fault. I am just not used to working with other people on projects anymore. I just don't watch out. So when I was cutting down a small tree and dad stepped in to help - I should have stopped what I was doing. Instead when he lost his balance when the tree fell, he reached to stop himself and caught the saw. Fortunately, as soon as the tree fell, I stopped the saw, so he caught a decelerating blade, but I never should have had the saw near him. I know better. He had minor cuts, some of which required stitches, but none were very deep. He should be fine in time, b

Love Of Ones Enemies
Ye have heard that it hath been said, 'Thou shalt love thy neighbor, and hate thine enemy.' "But I say unto you, 'Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and them which despitefully use you, persecute you, that ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven; for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.' For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? Do no even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? Do not even the publicans so? Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

The Kegel Master!!!!
A Better, More Satisfying, Intense Full Body Female Orgasm! Marie Claire Magazine chooses the Kegelmaster™ as the best and most effective tool for the enhancement of female sexual responsiveness and the increase in frequency, strength and satisfaction of the female orgasm. The following is an exerpt from the article; "You Can Train Your Vagina To Be More Orgasmic!" by Karen J. Bannan in association with Howard I. Glazer, Ph.D reprinted from the January issue of "Marie Claire" magazine. We put three sex tools to the test The Kegelmaster> FemTone Vaginal Weights> U-Control home trainer> When it's in top shape the pubococcygeus (PC) muscle aka the "love muscle" helps you have strong and lasting orgasms. But with age, pregnancy, and even lack of sex, this pelvic muscle can weaken. Women have long used Kegel exercises (repeated contracting and releasing, as if to stop the flow of urine) to help, but the truth is, they're not enough. "The Kegelmaster has been

Check Out My Sweet Friend Jenny
Jenni's at it again! ~~*Jenni*~~fu-owned by ♥Reeka♥@ fubar I decided to hold an auction. It will be 3 days only. When I get 10 people, I will post a deadline date for any entries and a start date. There is no entry fee! The people who enter the auction need to come up with their own list of offers. Real money bids outbid fubucks, but all bids must start at 25,000 fubucks. The highest total amount on each person will be the winner, and I will post in a blog at the end who the highest bidder for each person is.

Let's Become Illegals!!!!!!
On Becoming Illegal. You'll love this! FORMS ARE GOING FAST- SIGN UP TODAY! Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I

Feeling Lost ... Needing Sumone
The virtue of angels is that they cannot deteriorate; their flaw is that they cannot improve. Humanity's flaw is that we can deteriorate; but our virtue is that we can improve.- Hasidic saying Frozen by ~SpazzyDragon13 on deviantART If questioning would make us wise, no eyes would ever gaze in eyes; if all our tale were told in speech, no mouths would wonder each to each. Were spirits free from mortal flesh and love not bound in hearts of flesh, no aching breasts would yearn to meet and find their ecstasy complete. For who is there that lives and knows the secret powers by which he grows? Were knowledge all, what were our need to thrill and faint and sweetly bleed? Then seek not, sweet, the "if" and "why" I love you now until I die, For I must love because I live and life in me is what you give... Poem by: John William Waterhouse These Are My Wings by *rejectedangel18 on deviantART When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you hav

The Infectious Nature Of A 5 Year Old
So I have terra for the month and so far its been great. We've colored and read together and have played together. Although "boys aren't always allowed to play polly pocket" so there are times I lose herto my sisters bedroom and all her toys. Its really funny how the excitement of something can be returned to you simplyby the presence of a child. For the fourth of july fireworks (which for some reason this back asswards town did on the fifth of july) me and terra headed up to the roof of my beloved employer. Now before anyone chastises me for it I must say there were at least 20 others up there with us and she was in safe and very capable hands for getting on and getting down from the roof. So we're sitting up there watching them go off and it seems as if the more Terra gets into it and gets excited the more everyone else enjoyed it and got into it. I hope it was a very memorable evening for her even though we didn't do much ourself, however I still have a shit ton of stuff l

Thank God I'm Not Married Anymore
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." ************************************************* Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Life
Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have Or how accepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone. It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have, Or what kind of car you drive. It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are. Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have, Or what kind of music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown, Or if your skin is too light or too dark. Not about what grades you get how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are. It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at 'your' sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will 'accept the written you.' Life just isn't. The Life

Humanity
I get asked quite often what makes me so bitter towards humans. While I am a misanthrope, I can attest that there is about 10 % of me that isn't. What has recently irked me, however, is a conversation with one person that told me that "we" as humans are the highest thinkers out there, and if its not for "our" superior intellect, the planet would be a complete mess. The issue I had with was a "we" statement. I don't believe in humanity being a superior for of life, but in a handful individuals out there that made it possible for us to function. "we" did not invent the wheel, it was one smart fucker that did. Galilei and Copernicus were both chastised by the church for saying that the Earth rotated around the Sun. It was a handful of people like Marie Curie which lost her life in the name of discovering radiation to cure people, Louis Pasteur that came up with various vaccines to heal people, and others. While there are numerous names of people that have dramatically contribute

You're Medusa Bitch!
THAT'TS THE RESPONSE I GOT after telling ex inlaws that I'd been in a truck rollover that pushed my head and face to concrete. My exbrother-in-laws kid slapped me with the comment on the end of "...love my uncle Frank." I 'd have to repeal the word "bitch" because she would have had to muter that under her breath ...her daddy was in the next room chillin out while she braided my hair... for pay. I don't understand the attitude that comes from "loved ones" and other realtive personalities when some form of personal tragedy is told them. I should think the pain and agony would cull at least the minimal of grief or sadness from them... I get shunned, thrown out into the street and muged. go figure...... I guess the slide on pavement didn't injure me WELL enough. and besides... MEDUSA IS GREEK dummy!

Orthodox Jewish Wedding
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks, - "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together, like the rest of the world." -"Absolutely not", says the rabbi. "It's immodest." Men and women always dance separately.' -"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with own wife?" - "No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden. -"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?" -"Of course!" replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah, a good thing within marriage, to have children!" -"What about different positions?" asks the man. -"No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!" -"Woman on top?" the man asks. -"Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzva

Moron Of The Moment
read this from the bottom up... HatedEvery...: THERE YA GO! See That's better HatedEvery...: Hope you get raped then killed HatedEvery...: Wasn't making a joke, an observation, however I kan sea ewe ahr Knot a Brayne Sergin so this is getting old, old timer, hey Very Classy Pic ->HatedEvery...: no that joke gets old after awhile.. i avoid mirrors but sounds like uve had practise on all that urself HatedEvery...: Or does that make you depressed? HatedEvery...: well you can always undress and that should keep you laughing for awhile ->HatedEvery...: aww i need more people to come by like u... people like u are always good for a laugh HatedEvery...: Wow! lol HatedEvery...: Not only are you sooo fucking beautiful you're sooooo fkn smart as well ->HatedEvery...: aww thnx... whats a matter.. people not lovin urs? HatedEvery...: lol@33 HatedEvery...: lol Nice cottage cheese ass Fat Fuck some people really think i give a fuck and that their stupid comments real

This Is Clever
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!!! DORMITORY: When you re-arrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you re-arrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you re-arrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you re-arrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you re-arrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you re-arrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you re-arrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you re-arrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you re-arrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you re-arrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you re-arrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you re-arrange the

Who Really Knows Anyone
Those who say they know you only think they do. They see what you see when you look in the mirror. Your father's eyes or your mother's nose, or maybe even you see grandma's hair, but what really defines us. When I used to drink I would see something in others that I would like and pull it my world. I did this so often I would pull pieces of everyone else to create myself. As I get older I find that I don't even really know myself that well. If you were to ask someone if they know you what would they say? Would they say you were caring or thoughtful. Maybe they would say you cold hearted Bitch or that you are selfish. I thought I knew who I was and what I wanted but, I was so very wrong. Most of us think we get all our identities and traits instilled in us by our parents, however I find that some of this comes from them but most of it changes with time as we met and get to know other people that come into our lives. There are some real good people out there that bring out the best in u

The Hillbilly Vasectomy
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband we nt to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see h ow putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the m a n went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' At which point he paused, placed the bee

Sexy Peeps Midgets
POST YOUR MIDGET AND LETS GIVE SOME LOVE TO ALL THE SEXY ASS PEOPLE HERE.... """AND JUST SO U KNOW"" CLUB FANTASIA ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABY!!!!!!!!!! COME CHECK US OUT...... http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=53866 I HAD THIS AS A MUM BUT BUT IT GOT DELETED BY FUBAR!!!!!! MAKE SURE U COPY THE URL IN EVERYONE MIDGET AND PASTE IT IN UR ADDRESS BAR AT THE TOP OF UR PAGE AND HIT ENTER AND IT WILL GIVE THEM MIDGET LOVE....

You Guys Rock
Ok heres the thing all these people have touched me in one way or the other and this is my way of showing my love to them all, I can not always make it to their page but I want them all to know I love them and want all my FuBee's to show them love with rates,fans,add,bling,gifts. so come on everyone lets do this .here are their links Everyone know who this is the SEXIEST boricua on FuBar , He does a lot for people and doesn't ask for anything in return , anytime you ask him for something he is always there so lets show the love F/A/R/B him . Boricua God~Daddy * Owner & Founder of Club F.A.R.@ fubar No need to tell you who this is my "PARTNER IN CRIME " Always pimping her peeps now its her turn so lets do this F/A/R/B her . ♥~MZ.DREAMS~♥CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTIAN**I.B.I.C**@ fubar You know I cant forget one of my best buds he rocks always showing the fu-love and blowing your pics up with rates so lets get him too F/A/R/B him. (Big151)ClubF.A.R.*Team Captian*Count C

Another Crazy Survey
Interesting things you may not know about Keith........ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- place an X by all things you've done, or remove the X from the ones you have not... In your entire life! .......and send it to friends (including me). (x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ( ) Laughed so hard you peed yourself (x) Been on a hayride (x) Been horseback riding (x) Rode a motorcycle (x) Gone on a blind date ( ) Skipped school (x) Watched someone die ( ) Been to Canada (x) Been to Florida (x) Been to Mexico (x) Been on a plane (x) Been lost (x) Been on the opposite side of the country (x) Gone to Washington D.C. (x) Swam in the ocean ( ) Felt like dying (x) Cried yourself to sleep (x) Played cops and robbers/cowboys and Indians with neighborhood kids ( ) Recently colored with crayons ( ) Sang karaoke (x) Paid for a meal with only coins. (

The Day The Earth Stood Still
Decode the movie and the video. What do they know that you dont know? What are they showing you that you dont know? They have to show you, make you get use to or comfortable with. Then they do it. Everything is by choice and volunteering whether you are aware of it or not. Madonna - 4 Minutes

Apocalypse = To Uncover !!!!!
Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil"), is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of humankind.

Accused
I have been accused. LOL, and rightfully so I might add. Anyone that knows me, and knows me well, well how do I put this, I was told that for a guy, I sure do cut the male species down and was asked "So you don't like yourself and men"? LOL, yes it is true, I cut down the male species probably more than any twenty heartbroken women put together, I do like myself though. Now, before I get a lot of flak from the ladies, especially those that don't know me let me at least make my case. You see, men don't think, and a lot of them don't feel the way women do. To them being a player is the coolest thing in the world, it is said that men are intellectually driven and women are emotionally driven, on the whole it is pretty accurate (no ladies, let me make my case). You see it is very rare indeed, that a woman can rip out a mans heart where it devastates him, not saying it can't happen for it can (I know), but to women it is devastating almost always because they get involved very

Needing Time To Think
I am taking time off to think,everything has gotten so fucking fowled up that I think I need to this. I can only hope my friends will still be here when I return. I will probably disable alot of things on here since I will not be on. Thanx everyone and as cliche' as this may seem I need to try and mend a heart that really never took off.I have no ther choice,One person has assumed the worse on here and I understand,but just always remember that the things that happen sometimes are not what they see,meaning the phone call you expected.I am sorry. You guys have always rocked in my eyes. Takes care Roxi

Parody Song #3-final
Oh I, I just shit in my pants tonight It must have been something I ate I just shit in my pants tonight I keep craving for something that I could eat Taco wrappers lay all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this Her #7 meal, it sits on the coffee table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this Oh I, I just shit in my pants tonight It must've been something I ate I just shit in my pants tonight Oh I, I just shit in my pants tonight It must've been all that grease I should've walked away, I should've walked away Is there any just cause for feeling like this? On the surface my pants are covered with stains I try to be discreet, but then shit them again I've ate too much, it's my final mistake Now no one can stand me and the mess that I make 'cos I've been been crapping my pants one too many times Oh I, I just shit in my pants tonight It must've been something I ate I just shi

Been Missing My Man!!
Hi I am Dee, live in Appomattox Virginia with the Love of My Life!! I am a Certified Corrections Officer!! My Love has been deployed to Iraq since the first of January and is coming home!! Gonna Rock Norfolk in a couple weeks!! Been gone too long! we both work for The VA Dept of Corrections! he is a Navy Seabee!! By the first of August he will be home with me for Good!! Waiting anxiously!! I like to meet new friends on the computer, acutally spend alot of time on here, have a MYSPACE page!! something to do!! anyways, Rock on everyone!! have a drink and enjoy!! I know I will be very soon!! Wildmans Southern Bitch!! : )

Cheating Host
WELL I GUESS ALL THE BLOGS/ BULLETINS THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED TODAY REGARDING THE HOST THAT CHEATS AND BOMBS HIS OWN CONTESTS HAVE PRETTY MUCH SPOKE FOR THEMSELVES. I HAVE NOT POSTED ANYTHING UNTIL NOW BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT WHILE THE GIT R DONE'S AND THE CONFEDERATE BOMBSQUAD WAS BOMBING THIS A$$ HE DECIDED ABOUT 45 MINUTES AFTER OUR CONVERSATION THAT HE WAS GOING TO PULL OUR GUY THAT WE WERE BOMBING FOR OUT OF HIS CONTEST WITHOUT WARNING. BELOW IS THE WHOLE SHOUTBOX CONVERSATION AS WELL AS EVERY YAHOO ARCHIVE AND FU-MAIL FROM THIS GUY. I HAVE NO REASON TO SAY I DIDN'T DO THIS OR THAT BUT ONLY THING WE AS A FAMILY AND OF FRIENDS WANTED WAS A FAIR CONTEST. HE WAS ALSO CAUGHT BOMBING HIS OWN CONTEST. BETWEEN 4 AND 5 AM EST. THAT SCREENSHOT WILL BE POSTED LATER WHEN HE DECIDES HE WANTS TO PLAY, AND NOT SHUT DOWN HIS FAKE A$$ CONTEST. SO TO THOSE THAT ARE STILL (IF AT ALL ANY) BOMBING THIS GUY'S CONTEST BEWARE BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I HAVE HAD A GUT FEELING THAT THIS GU

Parody Song #3
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I keep looking for something I can't get Broken hearts lie all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this Her diary it sits on the bedside table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away, I should've walked away Is there any just cause for feeling like this? On the surface I'm a name on a list I try to be discreet, but then blow it again I've lost and found, it's my final mistake She's loving by proxy, no give and all take 'cos I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times The Original before I mess with it Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some

Species In Danger Of Extinction.....
Donations Needed The Bad Wolfy is about to be a Species in Danger of Extinction..... Yeah, The Bad Wolfy needs a lots of FUBUCKS DONATIONS!!! He Wanna Get His 1st Spotlight and He needs all the help he Can get!! I'm going to give you his link!!! The Bad Wolfy~~Fu-Owned By Anna & Miss BeBe@ fubar I don't gonna ask for much just go over and help every Fu-Bucks Donations are well received!!!

The Big Gush....
It was my anniversary and my man decided that we go away so we can spend time alone. Excited I packed my Gear Lingerie,lickable oil,lubrication and a dildo. We ate some food Drank alot of liquor and smoked 4 blunts SHIT IT WAS ON.. I started telling him how much I loved him and wanted him and couldn't be without him,he told me he felt the same way. We kissed and started to undress we climbed the step and slid into a hot bubble filled jucuzzi as we sipped on champange he kissed me and poured some of his bubbly all over my nipples and gently kissed,sucked and licked my breast he knows what turns me on. I kissed him all over his neck and I felt him gripp me tight around my waist and pulled me closer and I could feel his hard stiff cock gliding up and down my fat slippery lipz and pressing against my clit.We rinsed off and decided to continue on the couch. As he sat down I got down on all fours and with my hand I stroked his 9 1/2 inch cock from the Big cicumsized mushroom head all the wa

Wanna Own My Bratty Azz.... Chk Out What Milf Made Me
Its auction time again and looks who's up for auction! Thats right, the sexi smexi Luscious is giving you a chance to own her! Not only is this lady super HOT but SUPER sweet, so click the pic below to bid! I'm talking bling packs, Happy Hours, Tickers, blasts, ALL you guys have! She is worth that and then some!!! Bulletin coded by... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-12 13:29:10')

Cheating Host All Bombers Beware
Update on DJ EDGE...... Seems our cheating host, DJ Edge is back after FUBAR deleted his account. Note that if you are a VIP FUBAR can "ONLY" delete your account under probable cause. Seems they caught him too. So now....he is back again and going to my family members. Go ahead click the link lol, he blocked some ppl, but doesn't matter though. I am blocked from his profile, but that doesn't matter either. I want him to see everything I do. BTW... he sent me a yahoo a couple days ago that I responded to. DJ EDGE..warning this doesn't link to his pro, just his pic :D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WELL I GUESS ALL THE BLOGS/ BULLETINS THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED TODAY REGARDING THE HOST THAT CHEATS AND BOMBS HIS OWN CONTESTS HAVE PRETTY MUCH SPOKE FOR THEMSELVES. I HAVE NOT POSTED ANYTHING UNTIL NOW BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT WHILE THE GIT R DONE'S AND THE CONFEDERATE BOMBSQUAD WAS

For Msnbc Contest
My name is Jeremy Lincicum and I want Decision '08 to sent me to the convention. I'm the right person for the gig because I will not take 'No' for an answer, I will press for the whole truth and wade through the political BS. I will be persistent, but respectful. I will get the scoop by asking the question of the people. Those of us from the outside looking in. At the convention, I'll talk to those in the nose bleed seats, not just those on the floor. Most important, I will stand out because they will not see me coming with my many different looks. For the convention I will dye my hair electric blue. Of course I will be one, if in not only one, with a tie, shirt and shorts. For I rarely ever where pants I only own a few. My name is Jeremy Lincicum and I want Decision '08 to send me to Denver for the convention.

This Woman Name Beccie Saying Crap!
OKAY FRIENDS AND FAMILY: GET THIS THIS STUPID BITCH NAMED BICCIE MESSEK IS SAYING SHIT ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND CAROL BUBKE. AND WHEN SHE WAS CONFROTED ABOUT WHAT WAS SAID SHE DENYED THE WHOLE DAMN THING. I AM AT WIT'S END ABOUT THIS STUPID BITCH. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS? PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

Financial Strains
Ok, here goes. My wife and I have been having struggles since before Christmas last year. Now, before you think of me as an asshole, I'm VENTING and not COMPLAINING! First, my wife was working for an awful doctor. The doctor belittled her all day long. Told her how stupid she was and how she was incompetent. So, I told her to quit that job and find something else. Well, she was going to get another job but her dad was also at the time dying of Cancer. So, we decided that she needed to be with him before he died. She would get a job after the first of the year. Well, her dad died on the 19th and we helped with the burial and funeral expenses. Then, after the first of the year, we ran low on money and I couldn't pay my child support to my ex by the exact date she wanted. I had been paying by personal check for 7 years. She now said that she would take me to court for child support if I couldn't do it myself. So, for anger, I told her go ahead. Well, she did. And I got rev

Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET

Break Downs
love kills when corruption sets in... your lies poison the very thing that binds. breaking it down to nothing more than a thinly laid veil of illusion. i question if love was ever truly there. what was the purpose of making a vow if only to watch you unravel every strand of it? i don't understand why you make this so damned complicated.

Need Help Leveling Up?
I Posted a mumm a few days ago asking anyone if they could help me level up or get a spotlight. Well i deleted the mumm and i bookmarked a couple peoples pages to remember to go back and rate all their pics. Don't think i have forgotten about you people. Im working on it slowly to rate all your pics. Between School and having to study its taking me some time. I also keep running out of rates for the day, they really need to get rid of that feature...UGH! lol anyway if anyone else wants me to help and doesn't mind waiting a bit, feel free to add your name on here and ask. Ill do my best to get to everyone. It would also be nice if anyone who left a comment on my mumm to leave a comment here so i can make sure i do make a stop by your page. Thanks Toodles -Michelle

I Am Passing This On To You
Inner peace i am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By the following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace, The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started". So I looked around the house to see all the things i started and hadn't finished.....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine,the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, The Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.You have no idea how freakin' good I feel, You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace. You ever had a day like that? lol

A World Of Colors
A world of colors a world of hate. Blood soaked weapons are deaths incarnate. Black and brown, white and tan. We only kill our fellow man. I hate them because they are not like me. On this earth they should not be. I kill them by the color of their skin. Racial cleansing is not a sin. For the children i do fear. What hateful things they will hear. Cracker, spick, whomp, and nigger. To the gods i pray they stay off the trigger. Let them shoot let them kill. Our enemies blood is all they spill. Its the blood of filth the blood of scum. From spilling that what bad could come? The blood may run and the tears may fall. Only our children can stop it all. Black and brown, white and tan. Will our children love their fellow man?

Poem
Pain is something we all go thow We all need help to get thow it Pain is not cool and is not something we want I know what pain is I get it alot Pain is the one thing we have to face But if we have someone to lesan on during the time of it Then do it talk to them and let them try and help Yes pain sucks and yes we cannot stand it but no matter what cused it ypu can always depend on me

Ive Done 109 Things Out Of A Grand Total Of 143
Level 1 (x) Smoked A Cigarette (x) Smoked A Cigar (x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex SO FAR: 3 Level 2 (x) Are/Been In Love (x) Dumped someone (x) Shoplifted (x) Been Fired (x)Been In A Fist Fight SO FAR: 8 Level 3 (x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (x) Skipped Class (x) Slept With A co-worker (x) Seen Someone/Something Die SO FAR: 12 Level 4 (x) Had/Have A Crush On One Of Your Myspace Friends ( ) Been To Paris ( ) Been To Spain (x) Been On A Plane ( ) Thrown Up From Drinking SO FAR: 14 Level 5 (x) Eaten Sushi () Been Snowboarding (x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace ( ) Been in a Mosh Pit SO FAR: 16 Level 6 (x) Been in an abusive relationship (x) Taken Pain Killers (x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have (x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (x) Made A Snow Angel SO FAR: 21 Level 7 ( ) Had A Tea Party (x) Flown A Kite (x) Built A Sand Castle ( ) Gone mudding (x) Played Dress Up SO FAR: 24 Level 8 ( ) Jumped

New Contest Facts
Hey everyone, I entered a contest and I need your help. Click on the link below and comment on my picture..as many times as you like.. if i reach 60000 comments I win 120.00.. and I could really use the money for my kids..Thank you so much.. Kisses, T aka blondiewithblueeyes2002 [ fubar.com photo: 3469030659 ] or

Friendship
Well sissy I know you are going thow alot and you are hurting really bad.I just want you to let you know no matter what anyone says or dose I will be here for you always. I know I cannot make your pain go away but no matter what I am here to listen to what you have to say so I can try and help you out.I just want you to know.

Keys
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

07/12/08
Its amazing how much I love this baby already and I aint that far along. I am only 5 weeks and 4 days and I love this baby more the anything in the world. I have only known for a few days that I am pregnant and I never thought it was possible to love something so much. Vamp

I Love You Emily You Fucking Racer / Corset
its so bad ass to know another chick who drives fast.i had a blast today. we went to the garment district and got a shit load of fabric to make corsets.im so fucking excited. i got some kick ass black fabric, black lace, and gray and black fabric with skulls and other designs on it.then we went to venice beach and that in it self was a fucking blast i want to go again.cause i love hippies ....oh yeah and i used to be one.

If You Love Country Music
if you love country music check out my friend James Allen's links. He is a true country singer and will bring country music back the way it should be http://www.myspace.com/jamesallencountry www.digitalrodeo.com/jamesallenmusic Make sure you listen to the song "thank god you loved me" it features my buddy Mark the Fiddler. another good one is "cleaning house" if you really love steel guitar you'll love that one

In Your Bed Survey
So just how kinky is your sex life Take the Hot Lady Kink Test ! To find out, answer all questions as truthfully as possible.1. If you had a choice as to how often you would have sex, would it beAs often as every dayA few times a weekJust a few times a monthNot too often - I have better things to do2. Do you masturbateAll the timeSometimesI've done it, but it's not my thingNo3. Have you ever masturbated for your partner while they sat and watchedYesThought about itNo4. Have you ever wanted to watch your partner masturbateYesThought about itNo5. Have you ever had a partner masturbate for you while you sat and watchedYesNo, but interestedNo6. When do you like to watch pornographyWhen you are aloneWith your partnerAll of the aboveI don't watch pornography7. Have you ever used sex toysYesNo, but interestedNo8. Have you ever stripped for your partnerYesNo, but willingNo9. Have you ever video taped yourself having sexYesNo, but willingNo10. What type of picture would you prefer to take for

Sexually Empowered Women
By Britney.... I have had a threesome fantasy or two in my day—the two-guys-and-me kind, not that way overplayed other kind. I have boys-and-boozed it up just for sport, and/or to lift spirits that self-help books would've told me just needed some yoga or a lavender bath or special "me" time. I enjoy a good vibrator and great oral sex and hot guys wearing boxer briefs. I don't think any of this makes me very different from lots and lots of other women. But until recently, you wouldn't have known many of us existed—at least not if pop culture was your barometer. Even the coolest chicks on TV have, if anything, been too busy being, you know, Strong Female Characters—chatty single moms, super-spies, angsty students, neurotic lawyers, mega-bitches—to get too down and dirty. In movies, women's overt sexuality came with such lovely bonuses as gratuitous crotch shots and boiled bunnies. Music gave us our savior, Madonna—and then another 20 or so years of occasional tiny breakthroughs (A

I'm For Sale
Wanna own SOUTHERNCOUNTRYGIRL for a month? Click the link and find out what all you get. Place a bid and just maybe I'll be yours for a month!!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1002925&albumid=1060232&i=2493544143

Argonutz
IS HOT HOT HOT! & MY FU-OWNER FOR 30 DAYS! I Can't Wait To Get To Know Argonutz More As A Person! But So Far I From Our Brief Conversations He's Totally Cool! HE SERVES FOR OUR WONDERFUL COUNTRY! HE DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO KEEP US FREE! I Am Honored To Have Another Soldier Own My Ass! He'd Be My 3rd! Nothin Like Giving Back Then Serving Him As A Fu-Slave 4 A Month STOP BY ARGONUTZ PAGE AND SHOW MY OWNER SOME FU-LOVIN! Argonutz@ fubar

Why Do All Good Things Come To An End
Honestly what will become of me don't like reality It's way too clear to me But really life is daily We are what we don't see Missed everything daydreaming Flames to dust Lovers to friends Why do all good things come to an end Flames to dust Lovers to friends Traveling I only stop at exits Wondering if I'll stay Young and restless Living this way I stress less I want to pull away when the dream dies The pain sets in and I don't cry I only feel gravity and I wonder why Well the dogs were whistling a new tune Barking at the new moon Hoping it would come soon so that they could Dogs were whistling a new tune Barking at the new moon Hoping it would come soon so that they could Die die die die die

Contest Hoax!!
THIS BULLY IS GOING OUT TO WARN WHOEVER IS IN DJ EDGE'S ONE YEAR V.I.P CONTEST HE IS CHEATING SO BE AWARE THAT IF YOU ARE IN THIS CONTEST YOU ARE MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO WIN THAT ONE YEAR V.I.P MY MOM AND SOME FRIENDS WERE HELPING BOMB MY PIC AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THEY WEREN'T ALLOWED TO BOMB ANYMORE. WHEN I ASKED HIM WHY THIS WAS HE SAID THAT THEY HAD TO ADD HIM AS A FRIEND...THEN HE SAID HE FIXED IT AND HE DIDNT!!! SHOW HIM HOW CHEATERS ARE DEALT WITH ON FUBAR AND HOW WE WILL NOT STAND FOR A FAKE ASS CONTEST TO RUIN THOSE THAT ARE VERY HONEST HERE IS THE CHEATER IF YOU CLICK HIS PIC YOU WILL GO HIS HIS PAGE SO SHOW THIS ASS SOME FU LOVE NOT LMAO DJ EDGE OWNED BY DJ BLUEYES

Darklord Manor
Are you bored? do you need something to do? Come see us at Darklord Manor ~Drama Free ~Great Music by Psychotic Radio ~Great Friends Cick this pic to come join us Click here to see the owner DJ LORD DANTE: OWNER OF DLM ~~FU-HUBBY TO MiLady Fatzke@ fubar Click here to see the co owners DJ NICCI~*~CO~OWNER OF DARKLORD MANOR~*~EVIL ANGEL@ fubar This bully made by {also a co owner} ~*~DJ KASEY~*~CO-OWNER @ DARKLORD MANOR~PSYCHOTIC RADIO'S BUTTON~FU-ANGEL~@ fubar

Trying To Get Within 10k Of Fu-ge
I am an Idol, level 15. I am trying to get my points within 10K on level 16 Fu-Gee. I have 10K pending points, so I just need about 7.8K points to automatically level when my pending offer is completed.

For Those That Didn't Know....
This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5 really important Questions: Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Now, you know everything you need to know!

Writing A Book, Need Your Help!
Ok, so this is my first blog EVER. I'm not usually into wasting time writing about my personal views to the public in general (I'm probably boring as hell and why would I want to bore you?) However, I'm writing a fictional book, and I'm looking for serious input from the deepest recesses of your soul. The hidden fantasies you dare not reveal or wish you could share with a lover (or maybe you can!). This book will contain erotica in all forms, along with plots and twists and unexpected occurances, salvation and damnation of the primary character's very being. I'm a fairly open creature. I explore the world in all it's various cultures, myths, beliefs, etc... and there is little that would shock me. I challenge anyone who reads this blog to try and shock me. If I use any or part of your written contributions, I will contact you via Fubar, pay homage on the Fubar site to your greatness, and also include your name as a contributor on the inside of this book for all the worl

Intelligence And Depth
You want to know, don't ya??? Go ahead, ask...lol People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway... LIFE IS GOOD! This was wrote by my good friend Jazzy. WOW! He knows how to put it!! I envy his eloquence, but proud to have such an intelligent friend!!!! Please visit his page and show him love : http://www.fubar.com/user/1163504

Really, I Dont Care.
Salute?? I am gonna do this, just because, it seems like the thing to do as a member of this site.. How ever.. I am not sure how just yet. Sitting there holding a peice of paper is not my thing. Friends?? Seeing how it is not the really real world. I will be friends with anyone. Just click that lil old Add button, and we can be "friends" those of you that make it to my "family" list. consider yourself special. I either already know you, or think you should be there. GIfts??? This whole gift thing is kinda interesting. How ever, sending it anonymously is retarded. Own up to it! More fun that way! My views, interests and things i like.. I really dont care if you like em or not. I do. I am not here to impress anyone. If i sent you a friend request. I did it for a reason. Something baout you interests me, other then the way you look or present yourself. Being Easy one the eyes and being boring, is really tuely and oxy moron. But is it real! I have seen it. LAst but no

Dream
i dreamt of us meeting in person and looking in eachothers eyes and feeling like we have always known eachother forever we start kissing and you holding me tight in your arms you squeeze me and tell me how much you need me then we go deep in woods and make love to eachother you grab me from behind and take me you take me hard and fast and pull my hair making me scream for more just before you reach your climate i toss you down and ride you and we both fall down in pure extasy just as night falls...

Friends Need Help Can You Help Please!!
this friend needs some comments ,come on people help out if you can much appreciated!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=820336&albumid=1109242&i=299555838 do not click on the pic please use link above thank you for all your help and stopping by much love jim

May You Always
May you always bloom in sunshine. May you always smile in rain. May you always walk in laughter. May you always find God's strength in pain. May you always find joy in friendship. May you always judge wisely. May you always have peace of mind. May you always be loving and kind .

Not A Goodbye, But See You Soon.....
Not a goodbye, but see you soon ... because I know that the friendship is able to overcome the distance to physical, hence, my friend, you will always be in my mind! It was very good you know, (although the language barrier sometimes has betrayed me) take you in my heart, promise back one day, when the miss, that cause chest pain, I come back, even to distant, killing the nostalgia that already chewing my soul. Search Videos At Youtube-Video-Codes.com jarlemos_2@hotmail.com

Im So Tired
Yup thats right, Im exhausted. I just got back a little while ago from walking to Grocery Outlet. I had to push Ky in the stroller all the way there and then loaded the groceries in the underneath basket of the stroller and walk all the way in the 77* heat that the weather says feels like 77* and Im like NO IT DONT, ITS LIKE FUCKIN 99* But whatever, so I walked all the way there and back and when I was walking back I was right in front of Sagemi Tei and this lady stops me and trys to sell me this natural crystal lamp thing for $30. Which I so dont have and I was all nice and tried to point her to a shop that might buy it. Then I got to give directions to Huntington Beach the state beach that is, to these 2 beautiful Irish Bombshells. And yes they had the accent and all. So all in all, Im hot, Im tired, and Im disgustingly sweaty, but... I had a great day,

Blah
So, its been a shitty week or so, sick of getting dogged by women who say one thing and do another. Fuck I just might give up on the idea of this shit all together and just become a jaded fuck who only plays music and works out.

They Have Got To Go!
I hate stupid people. I really do. Dumb a** “wannabe” hard n* that don’t know how to shut up and keep moving. I encountered such an idiot today. My husband and I were in the car today, sitting in traffic 4 cars before the intersection at a red light. The littlest princess was in the car with us. She said something, so I turned around to see what she wanted - which happened to be something to do with her car seat. Next thing I know, some black man has his head in my window saying “Was there a reason why you did that?” Ok, I am in MY CAR. And some random negro has his head at my window. Of course I was a little taken aback. I whipped my head around to see what was going on. Apparently the car lurched forward while this man and women were jaywalking across the street in front of our car. Since my husband was driving, they were talking to him. The girl was upset the car could have hit her. The guy was posturing for his girl and trying to be all hard. (I say girl, but th

New Lounges
You know its very hard to get members in your lounge when you are brand new why not come in at least and check it out before you just assume oh its too small for me to be there thats a crock thats like saying oh if you dont make a million a year I dont want to be with you and that to me is just wrong and very how shall we say unfair because you never know til you at least try itand see if you like it and if you dont thats fine too but dont knock it til you at least try it

Amazing People!!
I've met alot of people on Fubar but there are some people that just....amaze the hell out of me! If you don't know these people you are so missing out!! These people have amazing hearts!! Show them soooo much love!! They so deserve it!!!

Need Opinions!
Its been awhile since the last time I blogged. I guess you could say things are going pretty well, I'm still a little confused on which job to take since my part time job just threw me a surprise b-day party and got me a small gift. I love the doctor I work for, and I've learned so much in the last couple of months but financially full time is what I need. The full-time job offers advancement opportunities and more money. The doctor's office pay is ok but not alot and only 16 hrs a week unless someone takes off for vacation or is sick. There will be a raise next month and maybe after a year but in the long run not as much money as the full-time job. So I'm pretty much stuck with what to do???????????

Life
Don't you ever get tired of making the best of a bad situation? Fuck that, I wanna find a good situation! I'm tired man, all the drama and bulshit is getting old. Its time to just uproot and run off without looking back. I wanna grab whats good in my life and flee somewhere better, start over fresh, and try my best to forget some shit ever happened. Life is way to short to spend mulling over the same old shit, it doesn't have to be that difficult. I truly believe that drama is self induced, things only get to you because you let them. Just let go of the bullshit and enjoy yourself!

My Very Own Meagan? Woohoo!!!
Meagan is up for auction!!! Yup, you heard right! Meagan has joined Your Ultimate Desire's Luau Auction. And she's offering some great stuff! Rate all pics 10's within a month "Owned by ____" in her name for 1 month Pimpout bulletin (1 a week for a month) Permanent pimpout in blog 1 SFW Salute If Blast or higher is bid: 1 SFW Phone call from her (time limit at her discretion) If VIP or higher is bid: Rate 500 pics 11's, the rest 10's 1 NSFW Salute If Happy Hour or higher is bid: 1 personalized present from her, mailed to your home And get this! She's willing to add more stuff as the bid gets higher, or just for the hell of it! ~Meagan~R/L GF/Fu-Wifey of DaMunchMan~Sarge's Bad Girls~ Also, please take time to visit the hostess of the Luau Auction. Show her lots of Fu-love!

Forgive And Forget
What is so difficult about this little concept? We have all been in situations where we needed to offer forgiveness. But do we truly forget the wrong that was committed? And what about those times when we needed to be forgiven? Were our wrongs forgotten? It seems to me that this is such a difficult thing for humans to do. We can say we forgive but we never truly forget. I know, from my own experience, that letting go of the past is one of the most difficult things to do. It can destroy us inside because we cling to it. It eats at us, like a cancer, and yet we still can't forget. When I say forgive and forget, it can be anything that someone has done to us or we have done to someone else. We learn from our Judeo-Christian roots that forgiveness and forgetting go hand in hand. I guess I am just having a hard time right now letting go of some things and it is hurting me. Late at night, when the house is quiet, my mind goes to previous events, conversations, places. And it is

This Is Cool
If i was a fairy that floated thru the air. I would grant wishes here and there. Spreading good will as far as the eye could see, Sprinkling fairy dust all about me. Weaving thru the trees, just like a wintry breeze. Twisting and turning like falling leaves. Where I may land you never know So be on the lookout for my powerful glow.

Woohoo...wanna Own Me?
Yep, I’m up for sale yet again in DevilGirl's auction. Don't be shy and miss out on your chance to own me...you know you want a chance at my offerings and I promise you won’t be sorry! The higher the bid, the more you get! If you don’t want to bid, I'd appreciate it if you could just stop by and give me a rate, as there's a side contest for the most rates. Just click on the link and it will take you right to my auction page. While you're there, please show the fu-love to DevilGirl! Thanks so much! LadyღKate ~ {Shadow Leveler} ♥Club United♥ Proud Family Member of The Spanker Club & Life-Savers@ fubar

Life
Hey all... Just a few words on who I am..For the most part I am pretty easy going, I LOVE to laugh as most of you might know by now..I get along with most..try not to judge as I wouldn't want to be..None of us knows what each of our lives entail..So as the old adage goes Don't judge me unless you've walked a mile in my shoes..That being said.. I am a mother to a son who has been thru many challenges in life..but he too continues to try to fight the demons of everyday life..I have 4 beautiful grandchildren who are the light in my eyes, the bounce in my step and the water that feeds my soul.. I am not a materialistic person who needs the blings, million dollar home..or the shiny new sports car...I just want to be happy, loved, and love in return... At this point in my life a new chapter begins..I am Turning The Page...After moving to BC 3 years ago to be, what I thought forever..didn't turn out that way..unfortunately the man of my so called "DREAMZ" has a monkey on his back that he

The Gentleman's Club
This was written from my hospital bed. The meds are making me think some very naughty thoughts so I thought I would put into a story form on what is going through my mind while lying here. I hope you enjoy this ... please leave me your comments for it has been awhile since I have written any stories. 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Gentleman’s Club Copyright 2008 by Ms. Cleavage The dance music in the gentleman’s club this night was very sultry and alluring as the couples danced on the small dance floor. The lights were flashing and the different colored bulbs changed with intensity with the beat of the music. Some good old classic 80’s music was playing all night long and all of us middle aged couples were mentally going back in time as the pulse of the music took over. Some real dirty dancing was taking place as we watched from our booth off along the side of the club. My husband and I were commenting to one

Help Is At Hand
Sometimes, Lord, the simplest ideas are wisest. When we wonder how to pray, the answer is readily "at hand." Thumb reminds us to pray for those closest: family, friend, neighbor, index for our guides, teachers, preachers; middle for leaders and those in authority; ring, the weakest finger, reminds us to pray for the helpless, sick, and poor; pinkie for ourselves. And so, O God, we come holding out our hands, knowing yours is outstretched and waiting.

Is It Something In The Air?
Why is it that a lot of men on here just keep chasing and yes even stalking women after they say they are not interested, are they that hard headed. And why don't the men say the same thing? Or are they just slut puppies that don't care and think that they are Gods gift to women? LOL. Well Ladies, I apologize for my gender mates, we are not all like that and you guys: GET A LIFE!

Curvy Voluptuous Women Vs. Rail Thin Stick Models
Latest Poll Show 80% of Men Want Curvy Voluptuous Women, NOT Rail Thin Stick Models Like We Have Been Told In the wake of Madrid’s banning of models with a BMI of 18 or lower, the question has been raised again of whether fashion models are too thin. The fashion industry’s continued move towards thinner and thinner models has come under fire from several sources, mainly because of the influence it has had over young women and the rise of anorexia and bulimia. In the last 20 years, fashion models have gone from a size 8 to a size 0 for runway models. Within the same time period, the average American woman has gone from a size 10 to a size 14. Yet, American women, according to an online poll, see the super thin stick models and feel they are unattractive and unhappy in their average or curvy bodies. As governments are now getting involved in trying to reverse the skinny ideal, other agencies and spokespeople, like Nancy Hayssen, a former plus size model, are speaking out to wome

Hancock
I went to see it last night. It features Will Smith playing a disguntled superhero. He isn't thought well of, but he saves a PR guy who hatches a plan to solve his reputation problems. Without giving much more of the plot away, I enjoyed the movie. Not a great story, but it was fun, especially I thought at the beginning during his misadventures, many of which were in the trailers prior to the release. My favorite being the one where he saves the whale by throwing it back into the ocean, but takes out a sailboat in the process. In many ways, his misadventures reminded me of Bruce Almighty. The ending is cute enough. I wouldn't recommend a sequel, but it is definitely worth a rental if you skip it in the theater.

As If It Were My Last
Let me live my life from the viewpoint of my death, since I have been moving toward it from the day I was born, Remind me where I'm headed! In this way, I know I can find new gratitude and delight in each hour of the day. For I can say: "This moment---right now--- may be my last."

For A Helper
As you launch out in this helping venture, may you continually recall that charity begins, but does not end, at home. That is why you are going. When you seem to lose all your energy,when you've given all you can, rest in God's strength. When your come to the end of your rope, and patience seems to fly away,settle back in God's waiting arms. Make times of peace and quiet for yourself! And when you feel as though you'd like to quit and go home, persevere in the light of God's long-standing love for you over the years. In all this hard work, rely not on your own willpower, but discover the blessing of being weak and in need. For this is the only way you will succeed, and it is the only way for others to have the opportunity to do something kind for you. Along with them ---be blessed!

Well Im New To Fubar Put There It Goes
THINK PINK FLOYD is the tri-state's most popular Pink Floyd tribute show. july26TH SWEENY'S SALOON 13639 Philmont Ave. cross st.busleton ave phila pa 19116 ******************************* people really enjoy the music of Pink Floyd. Their music was magical, epic, psychedelic with awesome musicianship and bizarre imagery in the lyrics. THE ULITIMATE PINK FLOYD TRIBUTE BAND MORE INFO AT ----------- WWW.THINKPINKFLOYD.COM ******** *************************. next up; kenstock july 5th Ken & Renee’s house 500 E Maple Ave Langhorne, 19047 215 868 3854 10$ - AUG 9th(cancelled) sept 20 (cancelled) - Sept 6th beef beer and THINK PINK (all ages) North Penn VFW 676 2519 Jenkintown Road Glenside, PA 19038 ******but tickets online http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/38040 - OCT 4th Walsh's Tavern 63 York Rd Warminster, PA 18974-4501 Phone: (215) 675-0149 - OCT 18th SWEENY'S SALOON 13639 Philmont Ave

Contest Fixed
THIS BULLY IS GOING OUT TO WARN WHOEVER IS IN DJ EDGE'S ONE YEAR V.I.P CONTEST HE IS BOMBING HIS OWN CONTEST HE IS CHEATING SO BE AWARE THAT IF YOU ARE IN THIS CONTEST YOU ARE MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO WIN THAT ONE YEAR V.I.P HE HAS BLOCKED MY FAMILY AND THE CONFEDERATE BOMBERS AS WELL SHOW HIM HOW CHEATERS ARE DEALT WITH ON FUBAR AND HOW WE WILL NOT STAND FOR A FAKE ASS CONTEST TO RUIN THOSE THAT ARE VERY HONEST HERE IS THE CHEATER IF YOU CLICK HIS PIC YOU WILL GO HIS HIS PAGE SO SHOW THIS ASS SOME FU LOVE NOT LMAO DJ EDGE OWNED BY DJ BLUEYES (repost of original by 'DjJOHN© OWNER OF CLUB MIXTURE ◊ MEMBER OF THE GIT~R~DONE REBEL BOMBSQUAD ◊' on '2008-07-12 11:32:54') (repost of original by '♥~BRATT~♥' on '2008-07-12 11:38:04')

Hello All
Hello all the lounge that was made for me was closed for whatever reason I dont know why but oh well I have a new lounge opne now for buisness so all come check it out sit back have a drink and listen to some cool tune and chat http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=59569

I Am Fed Up!!!!!!!!
What Norman/Norma/Tigger/Dixie Posted about the Diamond Vault: and this is my response: here's something else for you to post on your acct as a blog or whatever. you were sent the invite to the lounge by mistake, as sweet did not know that you were asked not to come back. you came in and left one of your many saved little comments. you had an attitude, you were banned. stop acting as if you have been wronged, or you are an injured or innocent party in all of this, norman. why dont you post a blog or a picture of something showing the trouble you caused with jaime and myself. even better, why dont you show everyone how you fooled an innocent man into believing that you were a woman and duping him into fu marriage. the time for games is over. leave the diamond vault and its members well enough alone, and you will be left alone by them. If anyone has anything they wish to add, please feel free to do so in the comments.

Andy Rooneysurprised Cbs Let Him
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though right... AMEN, ANDY ROONEY ! Right on, Andy Rooney!! Andy Rooney said this on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts f or a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE ? I think that i

Our Fifth Anniversary: You Can Have Cookies For Breakfast!
There used to be a commercial for the General Mills cereal “Cookie Crisp” in which their then-animated mascot, a little wizard, sprang off the box as the kids were about to open the cookie jar since they were in a hurry to grab something before school. He’d say, “You can’t have cookies for breakfast, but you can have Cookie Crisp!” The cereal pieces are shaped like mini chocolate chip cookies. And so the jingle would start … today it’s a different one with a different character, in this case an overweight dog who’s wearing a raccoon mask and bays “Cooookie Crisp” just as his master a burglar is trying to steal it! That’s what I remember – I haven’t seen it on in a while. I just saw Cookie Crisp with the mascot I was talking about offered as a gift on myYearbook labeled “unhealthy cereal”. In the long run, I can’t argue with that … Today it’s been five long … no, let me make that five action-packed years that Martha and I have been married to each other! We’ve added two ki

The Durty South
WE ARE NOT GOING TO LET SOME ASSHOLE BRING US DOWN (repost of original by 'ÐJ TÈMPTY ~ DejaVu Radio ~ ENFORCER~ 4 ÐÙ®TÝ~§ÕÚTH ~ Love Me or Hate Me ~' on '2008-07-12 10:33:54') (repost of original by '♥Gator Sweet-E♥Future FU Mrs. Rokbottom♥' on '2008-07-12 10:44:17')

The Buffalo Theory
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Women's Ass Size Study
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat............ 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world. God grant me the laughter to help me see the past with perspective, face the future with hope, and celebrate today--- without taking myself too seriously.

How Do I Say Thank You???
PLEASE READ COMPLETELY THERES NOT ENOUGH WORDS IN THE WORLD TO DESCRIBE THE WORD OF THANKS I WANT TO SAY TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS THAT HELPED ME MAKE GODFATHER LEVEL, I ORIGINALLY JOINED UP WHEN THE SITE WAS CHERRY TAP, AFTER ABOUT 1.5 YEARS OF BEING ON HERE I WAS ABOUT 2 DAYS FROM REACHING GODFATHER WHEN SOME ASS HAT HACKED AND DELETED MY ACCOUNT. MY ORIGINAL GOAL WHEN I JOINED WAS TO REACH GODFATHER THEN MOVE ON TO DIFFERENT THINGS. HOWEVER AFTER I WAS HACKED AND DELETED IT WAS APPARENT I HAD MANY TRUE FRIENDS ON HERE. I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT AND WITHIN 14 HOURS YOU GUYS HAD ME TO LEVEL 20, QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT IN ITSELF....A FEW WEEKS AFTER THAT I HAD MY VERY 1ST AND ONLY HAPPY HOUR, GIVEN TO ME BY THE WONDERFULL SWEET TEXAS TWISTER, WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY FU OWNER. I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THAT AUCTION BID. WITHOUT IT I WOULDNE BE WHERE I AM TODAY. AT ANY RATE YOU GUYS RAWWWWWWKED MY PAGE UNSELFISHLY AND RELENTLESSLY AND GOT ME TO GODFATHER FROM FRESH MEAT IN ONL

Hey Here Is The Way I Feel
This is to all u motha fuckers that dont like me u run ur mouth just to spite me so u can bite me you want to go, bring it on, this is a true story and this may be the start of my song so when u want a fight u call me up tonight give me a place and what time, when i pull up ud better be runnin because the uzi in the back is gonna be gunnin, you cant run from me or hide im gonna fuck up your pride, so if u want to run ur mouth come see me the olny reason u so stupid is u want to be me.....to be continued

Don't Let This Leave So Soon
Don't Let This Leave So Soon My heart I keep close to me It's my breath you steal away I'm falling for you more With every passing day I try to keep my distance But you only draw me in Wish I could resist this But now you're under my skin You're scratching at the surface Trying to find your way out I want to lock you deep inside That I can say without a doubt Don't let this leave so soon I need to feel you here with me Don't let this leave so soon With you is where I want to be I'm slowly letting my guard down So make your way to my heart Don't know where this will lead But I know I want it to start And even if it comes to an end I won't have a single regret Even if we go our separate ways I promise you I will never forget All the moments we shared together They will stay locked deep inside No one can ever take them from me Not even if they really tried Don't let this leave so soon I need to feel you here with me Don't let this leave so soon Wi

Angelgurl In Devilgirls Auction
AngelGurl is in DevilGirl's auction!! I wasn’t going to, but I decided what the heck.. I couldn’t resist hanging out with DevilGirl! Don't pass up a chance to have me for your very own for ONE MONTH! I promise you won’t be disappointed when you see what I’m offering. I would really appreciate it if you take a minute and rate my auction page. The person with the most rates at the end wins a bling pack from DevilGirl. Just click on my tag above to go to my auction page. Thanks so much for your time! AngelGurl@ fubar

Lil Things Can Make A Difference
SOMETIMES WE DONT REALIZE HOW BUSY OUR LIVES CAN BE AND WE END UP NEGLECTING THE ONES WE REALLY CARE ABOUT. THE LIL THINGS CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD. SOME PEOPLE CAN LEARN A LESSON FROM THIS... So you're in a relationship and your partner starts nagging. She tells you that you just don't understand her, and that she really wishes that you would just do more "little things."It's not the big things that make her happy; it's paying attention to the little details and showing you care that is really meaningful. She doesn't necessarily need lavish gifts -- she needs to know you're thinking about her.Here are some ideas to get you started doing these "little things" she really wants:1. Rub her feet instead of asking her if she wants you to rub her feet. Make it look like you want to do it.2. Make her dinner one night. Don't ask her if she wants you to make dinner. Make her dinner before she gets home.3. Light a candle so that she arrives home to a nice environment instead o

When I Was Looking For You
When I was looking for you: You found me first. When I was upset, You cheered me up. When I was laughing, You were there to share it with me. Why did you do all those things for me, When I am just a friend? That is what I am to you, right? Whatever you did, You made me feel like the HAPPIEST soul ever! Then, my heart melted, melted into your hands. I belong to you now! I will always treasure, the word you created for me, the short and simple word 'up' that you had always used to make me smile, whe I was frowning GOODNESS, I LOVE YOU! ISNT IT OBVIOUS?!

Shallow Grave
Shallow Grave Open up your heart and let me in Just to know how it feels to be in your skin I'll cut my way to your soul And fill it up to make you whole Bring me down like you always do And I’ll prove to you that my love is true I’ll get back up on these two feet And whisper words that once were sweet Throw me down and pull me apart Find your way into my heart Here is where I want you to stay And with my heart, you can play Dig me up a shallow grave There is nothing more to save The memories are so long past I should’ve known this wouldn’t last I lay here half alive but mostly dead Let me crawl into your bed Even just for one more night I promise I won’t put up a fight I’ll let you have all of me You can be the one to set me free So take that blade and make me cry And you can watch me slowly die

I Will Gave Fubucks If Someone Buys Me A Vip Please
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL THAT KNOWS ME I NEVER ASKED FOR THINGS I ALWAYS MADE THINGS, AND I WOULD GIVE FUBACKS IF SOMEONE WOULD GET ME A VIP. I MISS RATING FRIENDS 11'S AND MAKING LIL SPECIAL THINGS AND KNOWING I PUT A SMILE OR MADE THEM FEEL GOOD FOR THE DAY. SO, I THOUGHT IT UP WHILE SITTING HERE . I WOULD APPRECIATE IT ALOT . HUGS CHERIE'MARIE AKA LIL BREW " WHATS YA THINK SMILIN HE HE

The Future Abused Wife
so there is a girl that i work with, she just started recently, and she likes to email me and talk to me. She was telling me about her and her boyfriend, and at first it sounded like they had this awesome romance and were totally in love...when i asked her if they were in love, she said "i guess"... they've been together for 2 1/2 years... then the strange part came...she was talking about how they have their hard times like anyone else, and that he is "bipolar and violent"..which made me ask if he ever hit her she answered very casually "yeah, a few times" the girl is barely 19 and she thinks its normal and OK for someone to hit her and it made me think... she calls him a little crazy....but who's really the crazy one?

Stone
Stone is Enough to Break a Glass. One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heart. One Second is Enough to Fall in Love and One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved u, Now i'm afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to everyone on ur list, u will lose the person you love. sorry i dont wana lose the person i love if i dont get this back i guess your not my friend. if u have a lot of love 4 someone...... send this 2 ur whole buddy list.. in 5 min. ur true love will suprise u

Update On Dad!
hey all...this week me, mom and dad went to my sisters tuesday cause dad had doctors appointment in lexington KY, and we found out he doesn't have to take a procrit shot anymore and he's been going to physical therapy to get stronger so he's doing awesome so i'm happy that he's going to be a healthy man!...Love you all!

New Project - Need Your Help!!!!!
As I sit here on a rainy day, with absolutely nothing to do, I turned my thoughts to a few projects that I have started, but never completed (for one reason or another). One of these projects is quite complicated and very time consuming, but it is one that my heart is set on completing. It is one that entails a lot of research and help from people, throughout the US and Canada. The end result, hopefully, will be a pictorial book on North American Waterfalls - yup, that's right...a photo book of Waterfalls. Which brings me to the point of this blog....I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!! Through Fubar, I have met many people throughout the US and Canada, some of which also, like myself, enjoy the outdoors. And although I am researching the subject of Waterfalls by whatever mean is available to me (books, internet, etc), I have come up with a short list, approx. 310, known waterfalls....I know there has to be a lot more that are just as unknown. This is why I come to you....My Friends! If anyone out t

Chapter 4
Chapter 4 Elizabeth entered the suite allowing her eye to scan her surroundings slowly so that Jay would not notice. “Please have a seat while I go and fix us both something to drink.” Jay headed over to the bar near the balcony. “Do you still drink Jack and Dr. Pepper, or have you changed to something a little more famine?” He watched Elizabeth as he awaited her reply to his simple question. Elizabeth sat on the couch and slowly licked her lips trying to find her voice to reply to Jay’s simple question finally she found her voice. “Jack and Dr. Pepper is just fine. I have not changed my choices in my preferred alcohol over the years.” She laughed softly as Jay smiled and started to fix each of them a drink. As he was coming back to take a seat next to Elizabeth there was a knock on the suite door. Jay sat their drinks down and went to answer the door. “Room service,” “Right on time,” Jay opened the door to allow their dinner to be wheeled in. “Where would you like your dinne

Nasty Sex Poem Lmao
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost th

Hubby App.............
Guys- TITLE IT "WIFEY APPLICATION" Bi- Wifey and hubby app 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17. Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you have sex with me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you po

Once You Start
ONCE YOU START. FINISH if this doesn't touch u.....you're heartless One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." 1st: If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you. 2nd: REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS

Watch You
watch you. Your eyes and lips in perfect cadence as you tell the stout waiter with too much oil in his hair Everything is fine- Great, in fact. You blink. I think how wonderful it would be to build a nest for myself there, in your eyelashes, and at any given moment I could roll over and dive into those hazel tempests, gladly writhing and drowning forever. Better than this, I long to be that small breath you take between your last sentence and your next. Effortless, unnoticed, but totally necessary. That could be me. I hear you. Soft-spoken words of roads with known directions, and questions ending in periods in that familiar, peculiar way you ask them. Sweet sound. I’m found Wondering how I could possibly niche myself there in the slope of your ear, to whisper my timbres of reassurances and promises that last beyond forever. Better than this, I long to be that small breath you take between your last sentence and your next. Effortless, unnotic

Sweet Tease
Sweet tease, I'm sure you know full well, The damage that you do; And I am sure you're certain I'll not soon take leave of you. So lead me on; I'll play for now; I'm going to have you, anyhow. Your luscious lips tell all those lies But I seek answers in your eyes; And when hot glances come my way You make me wonder why you play; But go ahead love, play the game, Soon I will have you,just the same. It seems, my love, you haven't learned That playing with fire will get you burned. Each word and truth I speak, direct Shall melt resistance, I suspect; Then other games with you I'll play. I mean to have you anyway. I only seek to touch your heart, And pleasure you in every part. Sweet tease, for me you are desire. For you, my blood runs liquid fire; And it matters not what others say; In dreams I've had you every way

A Warm Breath
A warm breath hovers seductively across a cheek flushed with anticipation, naked to lightly hinted osculation. Fingertips vacillate gently over an exposed cervix as they dilate labial intentions and add awareness to sexual tensions. Eagerly awaiting the overdue buss’ arrival where anxious lips part and love travels through open hearts

New!
I AM OFFICIALLY BEGGING FOR HELP AND I WILL PAY FOR IT........ 50 COMMENTS = 5K 100 COMMENTS = 10 K IF YOU DO NOT NEED FUBUCKS I CAN MAKE PIMPOUT BULLETINS OR CODE A LOUNGE, MAKE PERSONALIZED COMMENTS TAKE YOUR PICK...TY IN ADVANCE

Fucking Myspace
Ok, I've kept my fuckin' mouth shut long enough, but after the disgusting things I have seen while browsing the myspace users...now I feel is the fuckin' perfect time to express my thoughts on some of these ignorant fuckin' MySpace sons'a bitches. 1st of fuckin' all...why do EXTREMELY overweight bitches think us guys want to see 4 inches or more of cleavage on a fuckin' 400 pound woman? Well do I have some new for you! Us REAL men don't wanna see that shit...especially if we zoom-in on the pictures, you can see sweat dripping off of a boob. And no, don't tell me it's "body lotion" or glitter. Glitter will do nothing but clog your nasty-ass pores up. And Secondly, when fat bitches show those UTTER-ly disgusting cleavage shots, it looks like 2 fuckin' hot air baloons collideing over fuckin' Mount Rushmore. Secondly, does every little hoodrat that has a fuckin' Myspace account ONLY go to Wal-Mart to take a fuckin' camera-phone picture of them on the fuckin' coin operated ice cream tru

Scam Alert: "fellow Gents,
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naïve enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your stuff into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead they ask you for a ride to Lowes. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a blowjob, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Al

After Glow
meet your gaze & help you stand hold my breath & kiss your hand see you blush & your cheeks red smell your hair & kiss your brow brings me joy to hear you speak take your hand & kiss your cheek feel your skin on my finger tips hold your face & kiss your lips love's so true passion begins caress your form & kiss your skin passion flow like summer rain love's fulfilled & we kiss again the afterglow & fond embrace speak of love & kiss your face

The Dark Knight
Bloody Hell...I dont even know where to start with this...When I was a kid (as with most kids) I was a big fan of batman, however, I was an even bigger fan of the Joker. The Joker was so fanatical and yet so intriguing. In a way I envied the Joker because he was truly free. He was free of all the base emotions that tend to tie us down on a daily basis. Anyway getting to my original point, When I heard that Heath Ledger was cast to play the Joker in the latest batman movie the Dark Knight I cringed. HOWEVER let me say that after a few months of trailers I can honestly say that this may be one of the greatest portrayals of an iconic villain EVER. I will know for sure next thursday but it seems that Hollywood has finally gotten something right.

Baboon Killing Poster...
we all need to concern ourselves when the evil of our species sets out to murder and annihilate others with whom we share this planet-in particular when we invade their habitat or residences. we like to pride ourselves over this vigilance towards property rights, yet are shamefully disregarding of this when applied to those who are deemed to stand in the way of our greed... it is time we stood as one with this world...with nature...

Kiss Me
Come and lay beside me and kiss me .. Kiss me like only you can Softly brush my lips with yours Let me feel your warmth, your femininity Put your arms round me and kiss me Let my body brush against yours feeling your passion, my body hearing your call Kiss me, kiss me so that I can submit to you, my body in rythym with yours bound in this kiss. Kiss me so that I can know that i'm alive

Passion
Passion I ache to burn free from my restraints, and all the things that bind me. The swell inside seems to grow, like crashing waves upon the sea. My desirse burns like the candles flame, hopinf to untie me... And in a sweet lover's embrace is where my passion longs to be. Someday I know my soul will be filled, for you will set me free.

Lust
Lust electric Gentle nibble Delicate flick Juices trickle Tender mouthful Indulgent sips Spasms sinful Gyrating hips Thrusts entrancing Feverish pace Teeth caressing Deadlock embrace Lust electric Unabated Flesh metallic Liquidated

Love And Lust
Each shall have a room, as they are distinct As love is blind, lust has eyes wide open for its games As love is day, lust is the night at the bar As love speaks the truth, lust can just lay silent looking for the tasty froth Love need not be beautiful but lust makes it a requisite Love may abstain, but lust cannot By its nature it thrives in banquets Love is pure but lust goes to mud in all wild wrestling for what it desires I can love you without lust But you may not like it after all I love and lust you And in you Love and lust shall Hold hands, kiss tight, hiss all the night Love and lust The two becoming one To both of us So this union may last This communion of souls

Heroine
So after still being drunk two days after the mass liquor consumption nightmare, I decided to text one of my sisters to tell her that she's my hero. The girl doesn't drink or smoke and I so wish I had her will power. So here's to you big sis. :)

More Personal Drama
Well I just got word that my sister needs bone marrow. So I will be going to get screened to see if I am compatible. I am not the only one from our family getting screened so that is good. Everything will be fine. I could use a break though. I also have an exam next week, and a final exam. and I am a bit behind on my homework. So I will be doing a lot of that this weekend. So between work, school, and other drama in my life, you know why I am only doing a little here and a little there on Fubar, I am not ignoring you all. Just don't have a ton of time left over to do much else.

My Sorry Life
my life is just like the video made by slipknot called left behind. it explain my life to a T. I still keep moving on even if the people in my life hate my guts. i need to find a women who can change my sorry life around and tell me how to treat a women right and the way she wants to be treated. i also need to stop asking women to just sleep with me and quit be a little kid who just want to fuck the titty off a female. but my life is so fucked up i work a sluaghter house here in wapak ohio and make below mim wage doing it lol!!!!!!!!! so if some think they can help me please give me a call at 419 296 9183. but is true friend even think he can too better if he just buts his mind too it!!!!!!!!

Like 2 Know
Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , or friend? 20.tell me 1 think u like me 2 know? 21. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?

'no Tear Onion' And Mortality
I often take an interest in reading about new developments in science and technology, and there are some websites I often take the time to read. When I hear scientists have made an onion that can be peeled without making you cry, I am more than happy to know scientists are spending time usefully and being paid good money for such helpful work. My whole life I have dreamed of the day I can cut onions without my eyes watering. This is a complete waste of time and useful in no way. I can solve the problem in seconds, the trick is to not form an emotional bond with the onion, then when it has to be peeled you will not feel so bad. If that was not ridiculous enough, prepare to be amazed, there has been another revelation in science as well. http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/viewnews.php?id=119159 Immortality, its about time they started working on it because its clearly a logical thing to be thinking about. A shocking figure of 100% of the worlds population has or will fall victim