BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly?
BODYWASH: I can't go to the cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
SHOULDER: My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.
SODAS: My vieja has beeg tetas and SODAS her sister.
JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know hot to do it, let me TISSUE how!
BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!
JULY: Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
MUSHROOM: When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!
CHEESE: I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
TEXAS: My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
WATER: My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
HORCHATA: You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
FRITO: After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
