Good Morning, have you ever just wanted that job that did not take a lot of thinking to do it? That job that was so easy to do you could just lay there and do nothing all day…Well NASA is looking for you cupcake! In May, NASA sought subjects for a study into the effects of microgravity on the human body and offered each participant $17,000 to lie in bed for 90 straight days. Wow, think about it…(wait I said no thinking…hmmmI am going to have to redirect my thought process) OK no thinking I will do the math…17,000 grand over 3 months would net you 68,000 grand a year for just laying around. Color me happy. No more unhappy customers to deal with…No uneasy feeling of having to loose weight…heck NASA made you weightless! You get to wear those cooler then hell white suits with the bubble helmets. Oh Oh OH!!!!! And you get to have that starry thingy flying around on a NASA name arm badge…how cool is that! I am thinking that is supposed to be a comet…what ever! You can tell all your friends you are a astronaut. Hmmm wait… They really did not mention going up in a rocket…perhaps we would be more of a test Monkey…I wonder if there is a shortage of Monkeys….I wonder if there are any Monkeys left!!!! I wonder if this job is not fit for Monkeys then why are they asking for volunteers. Hmmm all good questions that do require thinking, so back to my first sentence, you best think about it…
Oh and while you are thinking…how about thinking about having a marvelous day.
A huge Michigan Hug and many pats
Mart
