I have a golf buddy who is doesn't do it on purpose, but is funny as hell!
We were playing a course a few hours away once and I was to call him at 4 AM to wake him up, since we were leaving his house at 4:30. I couldn't wait to do so because I had a gag in mind. I called, it rang several times and he answered in a weak voice. I replied in a French accent, "Monsieur Randy?"
"uh...yeah"
"un moment si vous s'il vous plaît"
Then in my own voice I said, "Is he there, Pierre? Well give me the phone then. Hey Randy, it's Timmy. Are you up?"
"yeah, thanks" and click.
I was at Randy's house at 4:30 and he never mentioned the joke. In fact I forgot all about it until about 8 PM that night. It was a long, hot day and we had already played 35 holes. We also drank a lot of beer. I mean like...a lot! On the last hole of the day, Randy hit a nice drive and a great second shot to place himself just 3 feet from birdie. He missed the putt, gritted his teeth and we all listened for a rant that we knew would be a classic, and it was.
"God damnit! I can't hardly see for the sweat in my eyes, I'm sunburned, tired, Timmy has a damned Chinese houseboy, and I knew that putt was going to break more than I played it"
