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I Needed To Bitch
hello jello hope all is good in what ever part of the world you are in...so today im BITCHING about people that want to be added as friends..now who am i to say you cant request to be my friend ..but see theres a trick to becommin a friend well in my books and its really pissing me off that the only reason people are making these request is for the point ...now out of every 10 requests do to notice that about 3 only leave a message to go with it ..i mean coem on people is it really that hard to say hey ..or i think you cool or something stupid like that ..i soooooooo tired of seenin this that i am no longer taking request's..im not saying im all that or anthing ...i just think its very rude not to leave a lil something when you make a request..its not like its going to kill you ...so yeah thats is for now ...kisses to all

G
do you use lotion every day? yes if you do what scent is it, if you don't why not? I use one that is Buttercreme Swirl and another that is cinnamon scented. what kind of wallet do you have? I have one that is studded and another that has Jack Skellington on it. ever watched some one get beat up? yes do you listen to mainstream music? a little are usually cold in restaurants? yes do you think yawns are contagious? yes do you consider yourself weird? yes do you know any one who has an extremely weird laugh? no are you taking any advanced classes? I did what was your first job? Tutoring in middle school would you ever go on the show fear factor? yes are you constatly abusing the rights your parents give you? no do you know what LFO stands for? yes when you read or hear the word "FOB" what do you think of? Fall Out Boy. eww. what kind of computer do you have? Acer what kind of internet do you have? Verizon DSL if you had to join the forces, which one would you pick? Air Fo

Blah
yep.. so here i am.. sitting at my house.. its been quite all damn day.. still in fucking pain from getting my tonsels taken out.. really fucking bored god.. so i have just been sitting here thinking about a shit load of thinks.. idk.. ya well im wasting my time and yours so imma go.. peace..

-smooches-
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Gnar
"It was a dark and stormy day, the wind blew like the bellows of hell, the rain came down as if the heavens had been torn apart. The people hid in fear, with in their homes, while I smiled and enjoyed the lovely weather." Don't you hate it when you can't seem to go anywhere without forgetting something? I swear, someone up there hates me.

Confusion
i am 18 i have a son and the man i am with is my babys daddy, i dont think i love him anymore but i cant tell and now i want to be out of the relationship somedays and other days i want to be in it i dont know what to do and also my ex is back from tranning in the army and he wants to get back together with me and i want to be with him but i dont want to hurt my babys daddy in the processe.... and that is why i am asking you. what would you do in my position???(sorry for spelling).

You (it's A Recurring Title, I Know)
You Feelings I cannot express Expressions that cannot be allowed Allowances that are not enough Enough of you in my life Life I would give to save you You, the only one I want Want to express in you my love Love you rejected in friendship Friendship I rejected in pain Pain cause by unreturned emotion Emotions trapped within myself Myself splitting apart at the seems Seems which are devoted to your well being Well being I’d die to preserve And forever preserve my love for you Love wanted more than life A life Spent alone Alone, yet among friends Friends who comfort me, always there Always there but not enough Enough love Love wanted from another source The source of what I see is good Good in my life, making me happy Happy, yet you don’t realize Realize your effect on my heart and soul Heart and soul dedicated to you You whom I’d love forever Forever in my heart Always

X-mas Poem For Our Soldiers
Christmas Poem for our Soldiers! The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > And I crept to the door just to see who was near. > Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, > A lone figure stood, his face

I Wonder
Which Character from Wicked Are You? ElphabaYou're the firey green witch! You're a true original, but deep down you really do care what people think about you. You may take a while to make friends, but once you do, you're extremely protective of them. You stick to your morals, even if they're unpopular. Take this test

Heh. I'm A Sexualgenius!
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

These Lyrics Have A Lot Of Meaning To Me
Don't slam the door on your way out Don't leave without saying goodbye Another long distance night alone You leave me wanting, always leave me wanting more Last word today, coming home to stay? Wouldn't that be nice, for awhile? But now my take-out food is growing cold And the candle's burned a hole in the floor And I'm still waiting for the ring of the phone CHORUS I'm all alone And it's another rainy night, without you Guess I'll leave the light on for you It's just another rainy night without you Listen, there's a foghorn blowing from the coast tornight Remember making love in the rain? Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound Raindrops taste like tears, without the pain I'm not much without you, can't leave if I wanted to Maybe that's why you stay around But tonight I'll sit here tending the fire and pace the floor one hundred times in an hour And check the voice-mail for a message you've called CHORUS Waiting by the phone, alone And

Profound!
If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning. C. S. Lewis

Stuck Inside
Stuck Inside Ever wonder what emotion feels? Being held within, looking out Detained, ignored Yet still strong And quaking the insides of it’s host Awakened and stimulated by different people To cause ache to the one who owns it Just for one chance of being expressed Then to be crushed back by force The invincible force of rejection To lay crippled, licking it’s own wounds Only to come back full for another round In the realm of love and lost

The First Line Is From "grand Theft Auto 4"
Lock up your daughters, and shoot your sons The new revulsion has begun Pimp the children and give them guns Indoctrinate how the whorehouse is run You teach but you don’t understand Wash their minds with dirty hands The pixilated tongue of sedations seduction Licks at them through their flickering screens Still moldable, so impressionable, You’re supposed to protect them from innocence thieves Are you a human parenting? Or are you just a fucking bank machine? Typically parenting is NOT giving kids everything they think they need Tweens goose-stepping in high-heeled boots That reach just below the knee Reduce the girls to jail bait Before they’re even 13 You don’t get why we hold our breath You can’t see the fucking tragedy You think she’ll be safe, But the truth is, You’re scared to walk down these streets Being safe isn’t something that just happens, it’s something you have to teach And the only thing you’re teaching now, is how to sell her own ass, str

Reminder
For all who pop to these so quick now, check the 6 or 7 I left this morning, there is one in particular I am very proud of, I believe it's titled "New from last night" Oh...I bet you expected a poem here huh? Sorry, there are more tonight, I am adding my paper copies to the comp and writting more which is new to me these days. I have atleast another 100 old ones, and the new, well endless if my inspiration keeps, enjoy :-)

What Disney Princess Are You?
What Disney Princess are you? BelleYou see past the bad things in people. You also don't settle for someone who is below your standards. You care about your education and you love your family. It takes a lot to win your heart, but once someone does they can count on you to be loyal. Take this test

Hey All
href="http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=459291&i=4090203487" target=_blank> well this is me iam shy and quite lol yeah right well i try to be feel freet o stop by and have a chat xxxx new to al this so be nice xxxx

*untitled*
I look into your eyes, search to find you gazing, for something buried, caring, longing, frightened, caged deep within me. You reach out moving closer, destroying the sadness, loneliness, fear of empty space until you embrace, shield, love me. Your touch, strong, caring, relaxing my trembling body, fragile mind. Tears roll down my face, pouring from my heart, drowning my soul is lost, destroyed, release…

Chinese Proverbs
1 virginty like bubble,one prick,all gone 2 man who run infront of car get tired 3 man who run behind car get exhosted 4 foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 5 man who wald through airport turnstile sideways go to Bangkok 6 man with one chopstick goes hungry 7 man who scrach ass should not bite fingernails 8 man who eat purns, get good run for money 9 baseball is wrong; man with four balls can't walk 10 panties not est thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth 11 war does not determine who is right, war determine who is left 12 wife who put husband in dog house, soon find him in cat house 13 man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night 14 it take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it 15 man who drive like hell, bound to get there 16 man who stand on toilet is high on pot 17 man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement 18 man who fish in other man's well catch c

Who Likes Me???
Who likes me???? (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I used to like you 2-I used to love you 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I want to do you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- I'm not a lez/gay but you're cool :] 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you but its starting to fade away 19- I love you 20- I don't really know you but i'd bang you 21- I miss you 22- I want your number

A Good Lawyer!
Good Lawyer - Priceless Only in Louisiana - you have to love this lawyer - It's too good not to share! Everyone who has ever bought a house will enjoy this. A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the Lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply: (Actual letter): "Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, i

Defying Gravity
Brooke wants Ashley and I to do Defying Gravity for Broadway Fun for Funds. It might be good. She would be Elphba though. Idina's voice is too high for me. She did Popular last year. I did Wishing You Were Here Again. It was awesome. I'm ready for Meet Me In St. Louis. Woot. For my solo I might do Out Tonight. Or I'm Not That Girl. I'm really leaning toward that one, even though Idina sings it. Who knows. >_>; So, I have homework blah. I have to read a chapter of History and do a fucking packet, and AP US History is hard shit... >/ But I only have one more problem in Algebra, and maybe if I'm smart and put my lead in my bag, I'll have a pencil and not a pen to do my homework in. >/ kiss me too fiercely hold me too tight. i need help believing you're with me tonight. and just for this moment as long as you're mine. I want to do As Long As You're Mine. It would be awesome too.... ANYWAY I'M DONE RAMBLING ABOUT MUSICAL GENIUS.

Firebird Thinking...
Okay...I've only been a member here for a week or two. But these are just a couple of my observations. There's a lot of hostility out there for a site that talks about leaving love around so much. Obviously the NSFW thing is out of hand. It's a good thing this is so addictive because it is really hard to make real friends on here much less get people to be fans of yours. I know that for obvious reasons it is harder for a guy to do all that on here and get a lot of points and whatever else. But geez - I have thirtysomething friends and two fans...lol. And I must be a fan of at least fourty people by now. Anyway I guess it's all worth it if I can make a few real friends here at some point. Well, that's my view on things at the moment. What do you all think? If any of you actually read this that is...lol.

Yooooohooooo
I need to go get dinner made and dishes washed and put away..I should be back in time to close the contest AT 8:30...but In case I'm not... That just means you'll have a few extra minutes to get some votes in...I will post another blog shortly before I close...So be on the lookout for that. Its a close race for first place!!!

To Whom It May Concern...part Vii...
hi angel... i've missed you...missed your voice...missed your smile...your eyes... this heart..if only you could see...maybe you're too blind to see or maybe you chose not to...either way...it doesn't matter...what i feel is unconditional... i kept asking myself...if i've come to the last page of the last chapter...what's next?? maybe you're right...maybe we'll never meet...but i can always dream... if i tear my chest apart...rip out my heart and offer it to you ...(lol...most probably you'd run away...)... would you believe my love is pure and true??? looks like it's going to be another sleepless night... somehow i'm beginning to derive a distorted..perverted pleasure from this heartbreak... i'll wait for you in your dream... still yours... rain

Now You Know
Well I felt this coming on for a long, long time When everything turns red, it's such a bad sign Just a little bit of light would've helped me see That every loaded gun wasn't aimed at me Could've set me free You made me Betrayed me Too many times A jaded Delilah Live, learn, and die Now You Know Been livin' with my head in the deep, blue sea So why does everyone seem so afraid of me Just a little bit of air would've helped me breathe When there is no such solution take your leave Put your mind at ease Release me just to please me, Way too late Your time was impatient, Seal my fate Now You Know You think the start of this was yesterday Been scratchin' and clawin' just to find my way out How could you ever let me dig so deep? Now You Know

Naughty Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bi-Curious 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Regular Panties 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Not yet, but I would 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not yet, but I would 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No,

How Am I Supposed To Feel
i type this because my emotions are running wild. day started with anticipation, was expecting a phone call for an interview for a job in lincoln, ne, so i couldn't wait till the appointed time (which was 3:30pm)it was a nice day, so i put up some christmas lights, getting ready for the season. Time comes, have the interview. I am thinking the interview went well, i remembered all the interview points from my personal development classes in college, so i kept driving about skill and other bullshit you do at interviews, reinforce skills, experience, yada yada, i think i scored in an unexpected way cause the guy who was interviewing me, was not a lincoln native himself, also, and when asked what i liked about the city, was its outstanding network of bike paths, over 75 miles on 8 trails, i think they could hear the passion in my voice, i love it there! but i gotta hang out a little longer, have to do it again, but this time bone up on the company more, hell, i've submitted so many resum

Crazy3
Once I get on two hits of ex my disc slips and disconnects 'Till I walk around this BITCH with a twisted neck but still shit on the first bitch that disrespects Over reaction is my only reaction which only sets off a chain reaction that puts five more zany actin' maniacs in action A rat pack in black jackets who pack 10 9 millimeters 5 criminals pullin' heaters and spillin' liters of blood like swimmin' pools Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too A lot of people say misogynistic which is true I don't deny it- matter of fact I stand by it So please stand by at the start of a damn riot If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet (that's) Boy girl dog woman man child

Crazy2
Yo It's only right I jack the car keys and run Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns For fun when I'm drunk I run a truck through the weed house Jump out and beat your peeps down worse than Steve Stought Put you in choke holds I learned last week from the police man who caught me stealing weed from his jeep (hey, hey, hey!) I see hoes fightin' y'all don't wanna brawl That's like Deebo fightin' Peabo Bryson Fuck what your hollerin' and yellin' about I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin' skeleton out Niggaz get hit with a 2-Peace BLING BLING With a poisonous sting- I'm such a violent thing

Question And An Answer
"What are UFOs? Time Machines, with people from the future. Where do they keep going? To the past." What if there was no higher power controlling our fate or destiny, but instead a team of humans from the future, keeping time in the order it happened, never changing anything?

Crazy
My adolescent years weren't shit to wait I do know I never grew up- I was born grown and grew down The older I get- the dumber the shit I get in The more ignorant the incident is- I fit in Ignorin' the shit? How boring it gets when there's no one to hit I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit I know I'm a bit flaky- but they make me It's they who hate me and say they can takee It's they whose legs I break and make achey It's they who mistake me make me so angry (urgh)

It's A Real Number!!!
Sweet!!! Okay long story short, Friday I was at a 3x7 show and a gal thats always there brought her cousins. Well I asked one of them for her phone number and she gave me hers and i gave her mine. Well today I called her and got her voice mail. Which is proof that it's a real number. Now will she call back. I don't know but at least I know that when I ask someone for their number they really give me one.

My Nudes
So you want to see me naked? Well I do have nude pics in a family only folder. And seeing them is quite simple. You have to some how let me see you naked. If you already have nudes in an unlocked folder just ask me for permission and I will let you see them. If you have them in a family only folder then add me to your family and ask. If you don't have any on here then I will ask if you have any other way of showing me, such as a webcam or a messanger with file-sharing.

Darkness
THIS WAS INSPIRED,PERHAPS UNINTENTIONALLY, BY A FRIEND. I HAVE SEEN MANY SCREEN NAMES, THOUGHTS AND GRAPHICS ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF DARKNESS. I BELIEVE IF YOU MIGHT HAVE READ SOME OF MY PIECES IN THE POEMS AND PROSE SECTION I BELIEVE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF DARKNESS OR EMPTINESS OR ALONENESS ALL PERHAPS NOT SYNONYMS BUT SHOULD BE IN THE THESARUS TOGETHER. I GUESS I HAVE A HUGE INTERNAL STRUGGLE WITHIN ME WHETHER TO EMBRACE AND ENJOY THE DARKNESS OR TO BE STUBBORN AND HARDHEADED TO COMPETE AND BATTLE AGAINST THE THE DARKNESS. LIFE IS FULL OF CONTRADICTIONS AND DICHOTOMOUS CHOICES AND I AM AWARE OF THIS DILEMNA. SO I JUST THINK I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN. BUT I AM OPEN TO ANYONE ELSES INSIGHTS!! DAN CELTICCHARMS

Something Like
i am the god of your silence the fix for your addiction Im the plan that never fails the taste of retribution falling off your wagon drunk on me some kind of feeling something like hate never leaves the deep seed never shuts the gate a name not spoken and words not said a lie to make us give poison to make us dead a forgiving soul comes to speak filling your cup until your full cry a little more its you I will adore cry a little more rest in the death of truth passion's what you live for

I Am A Magical Cherry
Hey ionno who gets to read this, but anyways... Just wanna tell ppl: try not to give me too many votes... I like the title \"Magic Cherry\" a LOT better than \"Cherry Warrior\"... so yeah, Don\'t feel so pressured to give me too many points! Also, if anyone could tell me how to get to Cajun Cherry, it\'d be VERY much appreciated, cause thats where i\'d like to be... Cheers!@ ~*~*~Shephard~*~*~

Black Holes
Yes I am ammused easily...but bear with me here!!! I found this awesome interactive website about black holes. Go check it out and do the journey to the black hole....it was fun :D http://hubblesite.org/explore_astronomy/black_holes/home.html

Kiss And Gestures
We belong together! Body: Body: What every kiss means ~ Kiss on the stomach = Im ready ~Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" ~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything ~Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" ~Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" ~Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" ~Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" ~Kiss on the Lips = I like you" What the gesture means... ~Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" ~Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" ~Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" ~Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you" ~Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" ~Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" ~Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Unedited Excerpt From Best In Breed
Excerpt - Unedited Work In Progress - Best in Breed This is an excerpt from the sequel to MINE. The book is called Best in Breed...and it's incomplete. Enjoy! Chapter Two Like prized pets competing for Best in Breed, the men were paraded before the Assembly. Their handlers kept them close, tethered on short, jewel-studded leashes. Down the center aisle they came, single-file, their oiled bodies glistening, their finely honed muscles rippling with every step. Malique watched as they circled the room, eyeing them closely as they climbed the red-velvet covered stairs to line up center stage. She examined each head-to-toe, not particularly impressed, but hopeful just the same. Most of the captives were well-trained, and having accepted their fate, would approach their assignments with gentleness and even enthusiastic tenderness. Malique quickly recognized, and then dismissed, these more domesticated candidates. She had a yearning for something a little more exciting, a littl

Not Feelinn Well...
Hey Everyone...I am sorry if you try to talk to me and I dont talk back. I just started feelin sick like 10 minutes ago and I feel like I am gonna puke. So please dont take it personal...love ya all. Vamp

Back Again
damn folks i kno i been gone 4 a lil min but im back again. i been workin like a dog on that paper chase and i finally got a lil time to myself. so holla at me ppl cuz who knos wen i'll b back again. get at me

The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes You Make About Men
"The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Men— And What To Do About It..." Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Women Keep Themselves From Living The Love Life Of They're Dreams— And How To Make Sure You Avoid Every One Of Them. MISTAKE #1: Betting Your Love Life On His "Potential" Do you know any women who want the man they're dating to behave differently? Of course you do. And just like me, I'm sure you have friends who date guys who don't have much going for them or who don't treat them very well. Somehow these women always have an excuse for the guy's shortcomings. What's going on here? It's actually very simple. Women (and men) don't base their choices of men on how "nice" or "good" someone is to them day-to-day. Women choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Some women will continue to put up with a guy that doesn't treat them very well. Sometimes for months or years... But why in the w

Strip For Me Baby
Your Stripper Song Is I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred "And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing" Yes, you're super sexy. But you never yourself too seriously!What Song Should You Strip To?

Part 1
I just love aggressive women. The ones that know exactly what they want and don't hesitate to go after it. That’s what was happening to me. All I did was knock on her door. The next thing I know I'm being dragged in and pushed up against the wall. After my initial shock, I got a good look at her. She’s standing there in next to nothing with a sexy predatory smile on her face. It’s the kind of smile that says she's going to get what she wants, how she wants it. It made my cock stiffen instantly. I look down at her and grin. "Erin? Is there something I can do for you?" "Bet your sweet ass there is!!" and then she was pressed up against me pulling my head down and kissing my lips with a fierce intensity I'd never seen in her before. Needless to say I loved it!!! Her hands started to roam around my body. She grabbed my ass and pulled me closer to her as our tongues danced wildly, licking and tasting the insides of each others mouths. My own hands weren't idle. They came up to her neck and

Live Webcam Cumshot : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another LC cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam, with Yahoo. I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Note: You don't need a webcam (but let me know if you have one) Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy

Monday Of Freight Training
today...*sigh* this morning was intersting. i got up late so i didnt have enough time to really eat anything and i took the normal 5 pills of the morning. i was sitting in calculus, TRYING to pay attention but i had the feeling i was going to throw up the end of class. i ate some of my lunch and my tummy stopped being wierd during 2nd period. found out tho that i'm gonna have a TON of stuff due by the end of the quarter...which is in 2 and a half weeks. PLUS i need an internship soon and i havent even started calling out yet. and the next two supplements need to be sent out by friday. BUT, the good news this week is that there's a rave at my school on friday. im draggin jess to go wit me and then go shoppin the next day but she's worried about george thinking if she's dating me (bullshit!). but if she doesnt go, then it's her loss and i'm gonna have a blast! if jess doesnt go, then rachel will be my "date" and i'll bring my light up mouth piece and possibly my light up

Why
Why. Damn it why. Did the attention mean that much to you? Seriously, if it did then you should have told me. I would have tried my best to give you more? Was i not good enough? Did i not try hard enough? Cause i sure the fuck thought i did. Im sorry. I really am. I have so much shit going on. And now i have to deal with one of the FEW people i had faith in. And now, thats just gone. I dont want to talk to you. I dont want to know you exist anymore. Cause as of now, you dont. Im done. Whatever. Ive officially meet 2 people on this site who fucked me over! Woohoo. Anyone else wanta add there name to my list? If so please say now, so i can add it and get the bullshit over with. Cause my tears are done. Fuck that shit. So much for being there. -God broke the mold, When he made this one I know She's breathtaking but so much more She walks in the room, your loves closed Making you never want to breathe again Her boyfriend has got so much dough So much ice his neck and w

Info
Another Black Man falls victim At the posting of this blog this police shooting is still under investigation. Groom Fatally Shot Hours Before Wedding Sean Bell and his fiancee had already shared a high school romance, then two children. In the early hours of what was to be their wedding day, their reception hall lay waiting, covered in satin and adorned with balloons.But the ceremony never arrived Saturday, after police shot 50 rounds at the groom's car as he drove away from his bachelor party, killing the 23-year-old just hours before he was set to walk down the aisle.The hail of gunfire at a car full of unarmed men drew a furious outcry from family members and community leaders, including the Rev. Al Sharpton. Two passengers, who had been celebrating with the groom at a strip club, were also injured; one was struck by at least 11 bullets.The officers' shots struck the men's car 21 times after the vehicle rammed into an undercover officer and hit an unmarked NY

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Gf
I hope that i dont Break any hearts here.. doubtfully.. But i have a gf. I shouldve been with this chick back in highschool. but things happen.. I hope it works out.. but if not.. then I think I might go gay.. not really.. Im just tired of Doing this dating thing..Ill get a mail order bride

The Beatles
to all my freinds as you will see im a beatles freak but im older than most of you can you come rate my tracks out of ten the winner gets a big kiss lol feeling better now i listen to my music any track not there ill add it best wishes and hugs ron

Massssss Vote Please This Contest Is By The # 1 Cherry!
ADD HER TO VOTE PLEASE... I Love Sporks **Rate my profile before adding me as a friend please! :)@ CherryTAP IM IN THE MOST PISSED OFF LOOK CONTEST... PLEASE VOTE AND RATE FOR ME BY CLICKIN THE LINK... YOU CAN VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT AND U HAVE TO ADD SPORKS AS A FRIEND TO VOTE SO THE HATERS AINT FUCKIN WITH PEOPLES PICS AND MAKING THEN nsfw....

My Serial Killer Match
Ed GeinYour personality matches Criminal Profile 4081650. Gein's desolate farmhouse was a study in chaos. Inside, junk and rotting garbage covered the floor and counters. It was almost impossible to walk through the rooms. The smell of filth and decomposition was overwhelming. While the local sheriff, Arthur Schley, inspected the kitchen with his flashlight, he felt something brush against his jacket. When he looked up to see what it was he ran into, he faced a large, human carcass hanging upside down from the beams. ____________________________________________ Your personality type matches the criminal profile of Ed Gein. Bizarre handicraft made Eddie into a celebrity. Author Robert Bloch was inspired to write a story about Norman Bates, a character based on Eddie, which became the central theme of the Alfred Hitchcock's classic thriller Psycho. In 1974, the classic thriller by Tobe Hooper, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, has many Geinian touches, although there is no characte

*boredom Sucks Monkey Balls!!!*
*Being bored really sucks!....I hate it! You wanna kno something else that sucks....being SINGLE!....ugh its fun for a lil bit then after a couple of months...it sucks!!!! well Bye 4 now!*

Oral
I dont know what it is but I really enjoy giving oral pleasure to a girl.It gives me great pleasure more so then when I have oral performed on me.Just something about the taste and the joy of seeing some sexy lady enjoying herself that brings me great pleasure;)

Cocksucking Slut Test
The Good DateYou scored 54 cock lust! You're willing to satisfy your man's needs, whatever it takes. If you want to work on your attitude and practice your skills, feel free to contact me. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on cock lustLink: The cocksucking slut Test written by gijoe68 on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Here It Is
well i hope every one had a great holiday and i hope you think when you do think about all the soldiers that didn;t get to be withthere familys and better yet make them a care package let them know you care

Hi
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Hi everyone hope u are all having a great day! I wanted to show u all some love! Giving u all hugs and kisses!!! THANK U FOR BEING MY FRIENDS!

What Is A Bbw/ssbbw?
Meaning of a BBW.... 1. A leading term used by many as Big Beautiful Woman. 2. An empowering alternative and politically correct description for the plus size woman as opposed to the derogatory term of Fat. 3. A woman who is over the so called weight standards. "Big Beautiful Woman." A cute fat chick. And yes, they do exist. And now for the meaning of a SSBBW..... Super-Size Big Beautiful Woman. A BBW who is particularly large, more so than a regular BBW. Depending on who you ask, a SSBBW is one who weighs 250 pounds plus, or is more than an XXL.

Woo-hoo I Am Not An Idiot
English GeniusYou scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 86% Expert! You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Beginner You scored higher than 99% on Intermediate You scored higher than 0% on Advanced

Hmmmm???
ok here comes some ventin.....i ain't showen anyone any love lately only cause i noticed i don't get it in return......for those of u who have showed me love u know who u r...this is not directed at u.....i'm in a contest click on pic below and go tap the ass show me some god damn love and rate me how ya feel i am worth....u'll see i am one to return if ya can't then i can't and i clean my friends list AGAIN. comment as many times as ya want. CLICK ON PIC.

The Real Life Sex Test
76% sexpertise as defined by the Welsh Institute of Cod-Psychology Well, there's your score. Obviously, the higher the score the better prospect you are as a good sexual partener in the real world (assuming you were honest). My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on sexpertiseLink: The real life sex Test written by archie_the_cat on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Rainy Days
It's another Monday. We finally got some rain and I can't be out playin in the puddles cause I've got to work. Yeah, right work. C'mon I'm on a break right now. It's only my 3rd break of the day. This weekend was great. Having a four day weekend was a little confusing to my inner clock though. I kept waking up at crazy times and thinking, time to get ready for work. Saturday night came round and I had completetly forgotten that I was supposed to play pool on Sunday. Luckily my mom & dad were available to spend time with my boy and I was able to go. Sonia asked if I wanted to go on a cruise with a group of girls in April. Sounds excellent to me. Gotta see if I can save up some coin. Suze and I walked at the lake on Sunday afternoon. We took a different path than usual and walked farther than before. I hope this rain continues cause the Lake is looking really dry.

100 Question Parody Test
You scored 27 Purity, 58 Deviance, and 13 Just Having Fun! Well, here we are. Results are pretty self-explanatory. Here's that pretty picture I promised you. Bye! My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Purity You scored higher than 99% on Deviance You scored higher than 99% on Just Having FunLink: The 100 Question Parody Test written by brendragon on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

“when I Get Out”
“When I Get Out” "Comaley, get up. Let's go." "What?" "Well, it's your lucky day today, pal. You're free." "Uh, what do you mean?" "Yup, that's right you been pardoned. So come on get your shit Let's go." "What are you talking about, I don't understand?" "Yup, governor's pardoned you. Now come on, let's get the fuck out of here." "Uh, uh, I'm free. Are you serious!?" "Fuck no, you got for more years, stupid ass. Hahahaha. Every fuckin day, you fall for it. Fuckin stupid ass." Wicked clown! When I get out, I'm going home to southwest Going straight to my freaks and get undressed And I'm a hit it like an insane chicken hawk Hoochie, won't be able to walk When I get out, I'm a run around town naked Cuz my freedom feels good, I can't fake it I let my nuts flop to the hip-hop I wanna chop chop punk cop flip flop When I get out, I'm going to my mother's house She gonna cook a steak and serve it with brussel sprouts But I don't care,

The Family
I AM OUT OF THE FAMILY BECAUSE PEOPLE WANNA BE LIKE LITTLE KIDS AND START DRAMA...I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH DRAMA....IM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN AND WILL NOT BE IN DRAMA...IF YOU DONT LIKE ME I WILL ST8 UP TELL TO KISS MY ASS AND FUCK OFF...IM A TRUE SOUTHERN BITCH AND I WILL TELL YOU THAT I AM I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME ....PEOPLE IN THE FAMILY LOOOOVVVEESSS DRAMA BUT GUESS WHAT IM NOT NAMING NAMES BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I DARE YOU TO SB ANY OF MY FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES I HATE BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF STUPID HIGH DRAMA ITS FOR HS...WE ARE OUT OF HS WHY PEOPLE GOTTA ACT LIKE THAT I MEAN THIS IS SOPOOSE TO BE FUN AND GIGGLES...WELL IT HASNT SO GUESS WHAT LF CAN KISS MY ASS I ONLY HAVE A FEW FRIENDS FROM LF BECAUSE OF FUCKED UP DRAMA AND THATS MY STORY AND IM STICKING TO IT YOU DONT LIKE IT KISS MY REDNECK ASS BITCHES!!!!!!!! LOVE CASSIE

“what Is A Juggalo”
“What Is A Juggalo” [Violent J] What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second Oh, he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the streets Winking at the freaks With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks [Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? He just don't care He might try to put a weave In his nut hair Cuz he could give a fuck less What a bitch thinks He tell her that her butt stinks And all that [Violent J] What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish And then he starts huggin people Like a drunk bitch Next thing, he's pickin fights With his best friends Then he starts with the huggin again Fuck! [Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic Somebody with a rope tied to his dick Then he jumps out a ten-story window Oh! [Chorus (2x)] What is a juggalo? A juggalo That's what it is Well, fuck, if I know What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown And I'm down for life, yo Southwest? (we juggalos) Down river? (we

“we Gives No Fucks”
“We Gives No Fucks” "I think it's the heart's desire for every person in America and Canada to succeed," Worldwide...yeah. "Success is one thing that's the motivating force behind many men" Amen. "And tonight I want to speak in a way that you'll realize that God ordained every one of his creations to be successful." Look at this, millionare, suave, definitely paid, lemonade, stock market played, marinate in shade, top craze, bitches blowin' up phones, I walk by, never lie, I'm the type of guy with sparkles in my eye, rollin' by, BMW, never take the truck with your kid, who what where, over there, with the diamond sinclare, looky there, everywhere I stay flossin' them things, I'm like bang, bling bling bang, chingy bling blang, what the fuck bitch, hurry up and suck, move along, c'mon, until it's gone, get the fuck out the room, I'm rollin' chrome, 700 spoke, whicky whicky what, keep your hungry mouth shut, cuz I'm livin' it up! Hey

“toy Box”
“Toy Box” "Ooo, I like this toy. Watch it go. Uw...wait!" [gunshots] "We're sorry the person you are calling is dead" [Violent J] I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks And rocks and sticks and calling me names And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains (eeww!) When I left school, it was much iller My daddy was a serial killer And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back With all his dead bodies on my lap (move!) When I got home, enough of the static Hammer and tools, went up to the attic Never knew any other girls or boys Only my toys, toys, toys Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed But I won't be mentally scarred Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard Monday, ringing the bell It's all about show and tell, might as well Show all these bastards just what I got Yo, check out my toy box! "Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and gir

“tilt-a-whirl”
“Tilt-a-whirl” Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl All you mother fuckers are gonna die(every one) You dien every day(uggh) constantly I’d kill myself right mother fucking now And still won’t die(try em) Wicked clowns never(never) die.Why? Oh my goody, look a chicken Keep your money, here’s a ticket Hold up, keep your kids out here They too young to play in there Step right up, now strap’em in Lock it tight under his chin Clamp his arms up to his side It’s go be a helly ride Now it’s you mrs. place em night em psychopathic certified’em If you lose your nugget, yo Hatchet ain’t responsibo Look and wonder if you will Cause we about to whip and kill Think about your every sin As our tilt-ta-whirly spin Hey, Ho, Die, Die Hey, Ho, Die, Die Looky look a fancy fuck With his wallet up his butt Give the wealthy what they want Fuck the line, put him up front Welcome to our spectacol Gurney frights incetrico Hope you like it even though Have to mingle with a po H

“the Stalker”
“The Stalker” The stalker Yeah The stalker I'm gonna stalk this hoochie I'm gonna stalk this hoochie So I'm gripping this old peice of shit right? Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light Ahem how's about a date? Two tickets for the circus pick you up at 8 [girl] Fuck no you're a loser [Violent J] Yeah but I'll stick my boot up your ass Heh heh but I ain't nagging To the next light in my pink volkswagon Oh, excuse me, ho, but I'm Violent J act like you know [girl] Violent J the country singer? [Violent J] No, Violent J the southwest gangstero And the bitch was gone (awww) So I followed her home (huh?) Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!) And I'm in the Haugh (Yep!) Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her Things you do when you's a stalker "So, what happened?" "I really don't like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean he was everywhere,everywhere I went." The stalker (chorus) I think that ditso likes me, y

“the Show Must Go On”
“The Show Must Go On” [Violent J] Ohhhhhhhhhh! Hey yo, check it out man ICP's back in the haugh man Violent J, man 2 Dope, man Wicked clown, man Fuck yeah, man [Violent J] Hey, quick, hurry up, bang Open your mouth cuz here comes my wang I'm Violent J, the southwest skitso Born in a big top, magical mijisto Dead body disco, rapping to the hoochies Dirty old fat hoes come up with a smoochie Hoochie coochie la la la la I might pull your tongue out your mouth And try to hang ya It's a full moon and the riddle's are calling Three more cards and the sky's will be falling But don't take it from me, I'm just a clown Wicked clown, wicked town, juggalugalocolicky Down and out till my nuts start singing Dancing, hopping, I'm a keep bringing Riddles and tricks and dead body chicks With the swing of my magical wand The show must go on! "Well it all began when I was very young I was feeling so excited about the carnival's arrival Everyone was jolly and jittery I

“the Juggla”
“The Juggla” [Violent J] Well you know the juggla jumped in the mixer Been down the road and I broke a few necks And I'll break a few more so what's up Road by me on the corner I'm a hold my nuts up Its finna fuck you wit' dat But if you a sewer skank let me hit dat Cuz I'm Violent J ain't even one to fake it I wanna see some folded up skank bitches naked I pass out when it gets dark And woke up naked at the Clark Park Gotta go, gotta get before I get the wrap Gotta chopped off head chilling in my lap Mr. Shrink, Mr. Shrink, I'm sick Lunatick-tick-tock, it don't quit It don't quit, it don't quit Mr. Shrink, I'm sick, a lunaticky-tick The doctor told me I'm a psycho So I ate his face like I don't know Knife to the neck and got some more The night of the axe, the night of the forty fuck Bitch, I'm a man you can talk ta But after you leave I'm a stalk ya If you're a little kid I'm a take ya And if you're neck I'm a break ya If you're an

“the Great Milenko”
“The Great Milenko” Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Come one, come all, and witness magic! I introduce to you an occult sorcerer Of the ancient craft of Necromancy A caster of mind-bending illusions From the nether void of the shadow walkers A soul from Shangra La, The Great Milenko Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Ladies and Gentlemen Witness the keeper of arcane, wicked voodoo magic A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses With the help of potions, talismans, and ancient relics From the forbidden realms of the Dark Carnival Ladies and Gentlemen The Great Milenko Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)

“terrible”
“Terrible” MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, DO YOU? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT IF IT WHIP KICKED YOU IN YOUR UGLY BITCH-ASS FACE. YOU AIN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER. YOUR MAMMA, YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIG FAT CHICKEN FACE ASS MAMMA, DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER! (1st Verse- Violent J) Oh my god! look at that turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees Somebody took a black thing and went thump That's TEEERRRIBlE!We heard about it for months What about that one nobody guy that they found? Dead in the grass with his, dick in his ass Plus there was more but you won't recall Because Michael Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls What you consider...DRAMA Ain't all that, it's just that you're wack with your intergalactic satellite data compress But we can't feed the homeless Then OJ's wack story unfolded And everybody watched that while Oklahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world really don't care THAT'S

“swallow This Nut”
“Swallow This Nut” Swallow This Nut - Insane Clown Posse Aloha hoes its big Joe on the intro My dick in your mouth it’s that simple I’m violent j with a gang of dick For you and them rabbits you hangin with My clown paint glows in the dark don’t be scared If somthin starts ticklin your ass it’s my beard I’m freaky you need to be slobbing me down and swallowing me up China man follow me up Rippin hoes from state to state Dick in her mouth nuts on her face Daddy long stroke tried to kill her tonsils Cause I love the way she choked on my Johnson Suck this dick like you do a slurpee and the sounds you make make me more horny So swallow this nut cause you love the taste and if you don’t it will be on your face She’s sexy (sexy) Don’t spit it out She caught it (caught it) Keep it in your mouth All in her face Make a real juggalo wanna say his grace She’s sexy (sexy) Don’t spit it out She caught it (caught it) Keep it in your mouth All i

“super Balls”
“Super Balls” "Yeah, you give sax lessons. Why not to spend the night? I am only to spend the night? I play music of the night. No, no, I'm not awake in the day. Read my lips, eww scary. Aww, man, why you guys in the Goddamn, Yellow Pages then, the fuckin, the goddamn, what's it, no, It’s the Weekly. In parentheses, 'No gig...eww, scary'. And that's just what I am. Scary." Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane Nah, bitch, Super Balls, is the name And I come from a far away planet Southwest Del Ray, goddamn it! And it's the land of the smog-filled maniacs Super Balls and concrete nut sacs You know that fat lady skank that always bothers you I'm here to fuck her, yo, that's what I do So tell me where the hoes is at The fat loopy bitches with the lumpy backs Super Balls ain't scared of a fuckin' thing Hold your belly up and I'll stick you with my Super Wang So, who's next, the bitch with the rubber eye? It won't shut, and now she can't find a guy

Belly-button
Belly-Button Gay Galore It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy Bob and Billy Joe. Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe... can i stick my finger in your belly-button? Billy Joe: Sure Billy Bob! ...now its 11:00 at the police station... Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? Billy Joe: Sure Billy Bob! ...now its midnight... and the power goes out...!! Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? Billy Joe: Sure Billy Bob! Wait?! Billy-bob thats not my belly-button. Billy-bob: I know... and thats not my finger!

“still Stabbin'”
“Still Stabbin'” (Violent J)(Spoken) Hey, hey. Uh...I still have a problem If it's ok with...them You know There, them The Dark Carnival in general It's the whole stabbin thing again, it's... You see I...uh (Rap/sing) I stab people like everyday folks Skinny people any people I chop off their throats My stabbin's are ninja like very quickly, hey By the time you feel it I'm like 3 blocks away I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck Now I stab people and drive away I'm like puttputtputtputt I do a show and stab people at the same time, what of that I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck I love waffle house, I stab people there Their so shitty and dumpy they don't even care I love stabbin' people, def leopard remember them Well I cut their fuckin drummers arm off, you can ask him Leo Owen the president of Island I'm at a business meeting with him looking at him, smiling I jumped up and stabbed him, but he kicked my ass 17th fl

“slim Anus”
“Slim Anus” Eminem huh? You wanna diss us? You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid? Well here goes a remix From us to you This is the truth about Slim Anus... (Chorus) Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is Slim Anus Hi, my name is huh? My name is what? My name is the fudge packer Hi, my name is what? My name is who? (Excuse me) My name is the nut licker Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?) My name is who? My name is the buttsniffer (Chorus) Hi, kids do you like Anus? I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah) Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate? Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh) I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!) Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my origi

“skitsofrantic”
“Skitsofrantic” Skitsofrantic, don't panic Leave me alone, get the fuck on Skitsofrantic to the bone, when I'm home I hear people walking in the other room Cooking up chicken, chilling in my kitchen Try to drive home, someone's in the back Whisperin words, breathin on my neck Flickin my ear, I know they're right there But I can't see em in my mirror, uh Laying in my bed, I'm better off dead They're trying to figure out a way to cut off my head Hiding under covers, they're trying get me But I can tell one of them is under there with me I got a phone call, I can't pick it up Can't do a thing, just let it ring Cause if I do, the phone will explode I think I better leave him on hold [Chorus] You're skitsofrantic, don't panic [X4] I better just chill, bitch get real I know you're trying to poison my meal, I know the deal You want me dead so that you can get paid I ain't gotta dime, so don't waste your time I gotta kill them or they'll kill me Who's these g

“santa's A Fat Bitch”
“Santa's A Fat Bitch” Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses. Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling [Gunshot] Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme" I know that he's commin, he's commin he must Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust. Turn on my TV the very next day I see you’re gettin paid leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin Listen to my nine go click, Santa’s a fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch) Another year and I aint get shit (Another year I aint get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Ohh my undertaker) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Yeah I got somthin to say about St. Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal, So I eat it, cuz

“riddle Box”
“Riddle Box” Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to your death Now let's see where you're headed Turn the crank And experience was in store for you Deep with the mighty Riddle box [riddle box echo 3x] The jokes on you, hehe, riddle box Hahahahahahahahahaha Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clowns Hey, I'm Violent J And I'm here Well, I'm here to kick your ass We the wicked juggalos We juggle those who live like hoes who chose The express route, one way Straight down the spiral twist To the Riddle box The jokes on you, hehe, riddle box Hahahahahahahahahaha Hey, what's up, motherfucker This is Shaggs 2 Dope Congratulating you on opening the box The Riddle box It looks like you received your prize The cost, what it cost Was your ass, bitchboy! Hahahahah! The jokes on you, hehe, riddle box Hahahahahahahahahaha Tell me, sir, what can you do? It looks like the jokes on you Come on down and turn the crank Let's see where your soul Will spend the rest

“rainbows And Stuff”
“Rainbows And Stuff” This one goes out to that special someone in my life Oh, we all have somebody special This is for you I like ice cream, cherry pie And lemonade with summer breeze I like rainbows, leafy trails And puppy dogs with bumble bees I like art? And candy gum And bumper cars and carnivals Golden skies and hazel eyes And sand in-between my toes But, something tells me that I hate you Something tells me I must kill you You ain't shit but a slutty ass mother fucking slut you fuckin whore. I fuckin hate you I like birthday candle cakes And titty shakes with silicon Secret whispers and (?) sister And apple dips, gingerbread homes Faygo chills, they give me thrills And Nyquil pills they make me sleep Hershey kisses and happiness is something so blissin yet all the while Somethin tells me that I hate you, Somethin tells me I must kill you Suck my fuckin dick, fuck off, go fuck yourself you fuckin ass little bitch.

Psychopathic
“Psychopathic” The ghettos of America are breeding grounds For the criminal minded As for years they have killed one another of And America has enjoyed its creation But now these ghetto-minded criminals Have crossed the line into your neighborhood And will soon give you a taste of the hell That they have lived for so long So pops, this time its your son gets shot Deal with your own creation Well, I've been to the storm house and then some Paid me dues but I'm still a street hoodlum Dropped out of school cuz I couldn't find my locker Stubbles on my chin, I got hair like Chewbacca Might see me sleeping on the street Don't look for a job cuz there's no jobs looking for me Then it all went to my head Next, forty-nine motherfuckers dead Tell the pigs I did it Place spot at your back And beat you in the head with it And keep your bitch in place Or I'm a send her ass home with a foot print on her face Uh, I'm hating sluts Shoot them in the face, steb back and it

Today Is .....today Could Be....today....fuck
today should totally be a sit around in underwears and tshirts with a fire id even let her paint my toenails....after i did hers of course....fuck it...id let her put makeup on me all day....as long as she looked me in the eye....as long as she kissed me.........last i heard though.....hahahaha....fuck....point is, it could be the perfect day...underwears, nailpainting, kissing and food...oh yeaaaah, and a movie or three

“please Don't Hate Me”
“Please Don't Hate Me” I gotta tell him... I gotta be a man and handle my business... I know he's gonna hate me... Ahhh I gotta call him What up dogg? What you been up to? Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out Me and you we been down for while, right? We been here and there we been pretty tight Something happened last night that you might get upset about But hear me out I didn't mean nothing by it; I’m a make this quick I gave your mama this dick I don't know how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping I was over there mowing the grass And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass And then, I went inside to make a phone call And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra One thing just led to another Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho. Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately Please don't ha

Why Bother?
A friend of mine posted a blog today with the headline "question" and in the body "why bother" .... i considered the words that actually have so much meaning... why bother trying - noone notices why bother smiling - few people return it and those who do aren't convincing why bother loving - there's never a happy ending why bother living - when ur not really why bother indeed the answer is.. D) a jar of almonds

“play With Me”
“Play With Me” [Children laughing, Toy cranks up] Hey [x54] [1st Verse - Violent J] Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend I can fill you, I relate, with you no need to talk to them But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rot away Hoping you'll pick me again someday...hey, hey [Chorus - Violent J] Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the Other side) Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonely when you’re locked in side (It can be so Lonely) [x2] [2nd Verse- Violent J] I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead Please come get your dogg

“piggy Pie” (old School)
“Piggy Pie” (Old School) Once upon a time there were three little pigs Who went out into the big world? To build their homes and seek their fortunes. The first little piggy, his house is made of wood He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood He likes to fuck his sister and drink his moonshine A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine! I rode into town with my axe in my holster Everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster The sheriff at the border, he tried to take me out I drew my axe with the quickness-and cut his Adam’s apple out! Walked in the village and to the piggy's place He opened up his door and shot me in the face And blew me off the porch-and blew my head in half But I'm a Juggalo so it only made me laugh (ha ha!) Axe in hand, I rose like the dead And swung with all my might- made a thump noise in his head Since we out west, I grabbed a shotgun And blew his fuckin tongue out the back of his cranium!! CHORUS: Three little piggies, to make a pig

“pass Me By”
“Pass Me By” "Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the Imagination? No builder on earth can conceive any structure to Compare to the mansions above. Won't that be something when you go? To live in your own mansion? There'll be no concern about paying for it, it's already taken care of. There'll be no worry about veing moved out of it. It will be yours forever." [Shaggy 2 Dope] I got shot, ah! the murder was heinous The bullet went in my eyeball and out my anus And I was hit, that was it, on the spot Flash, I woke up in a parking lot And I'm sittin in a '64 Reinkeys With Shaggy Dope written on the car keys I look around I can't believe that it's possible I'm dead, and I made it to the carnival I walk in; it's everything I dreamed of Everybody and they momma got clown love Japanese, Lebanese, and Chinese, Portuguese, and southwest ghetto g's. (woowoo) Hangin' out with redneck truck drivers Instead of always givin' each

“panties”
“Panties” Panties - Insane Clown Posse Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties pull your panties Pull your panties to the side We in the limo drunk In the back so let me hit from the back We in the limo drunk In the back so let me hit from the back Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties pull your panties Pull your panties to the side We in the limo drunk In the back so let me hit from the back We in the limo drunk In the back so let me hit from the back Pull them to the left! Pull them to the right! Put that leg over there! And this one over here! Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties pull your panties Pull your panties to the side In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties to the side Pull your panties pull your panti

Everyone's Great
I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who's given me points and dropped me a comment. There's so many now it'd take me forever to reply to you all, so I just wanted to say thanks to everybody. You've made me feel wonderful. :)

“old School Pervert”
“Old School Pervert” If I licked your pussy Would you suck my dick? I got you moanin like the bitches in the porno flicks Pull your panties to the side so I can dig you out Cause I'm the old school pervert You know what I be all about I'm lookin for a girl with some fat lips And some nice hips A honey dip to come equipped with some big tits Baby you're the bomb And I heard your pussy's sweet like candy And you be havin niggas down to be down like Brandy Well what I wanna know are you a freak? Can we bust a 6 9 in my back seat on the creep? Move, what I gotta prove girl? You heard the song your pussy is my weakness And I'm feelin cock strong Like He-Man, so who do I be man? You callin me sick But you're the one that's tongue kissin your girl After she sucked my dick Playin role games, when my dick swang I'll be Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poontang Fuckin that cunt like a maniac Steamin up my back windows of my '86 Pontiac Aphrodisiac, spanish fly in you

“ol' Evil Eye”
“Ol' Evil Eye” "Start the movie." "I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye. Yes, it was this. One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture. A pale, blue eye with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold. And so, by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the old man and thus rid myself of the eye forever." So I'm headed door to door With my grandmother's cookie jar I'm sellin' cookies, 12 for a dollar I ring the doorbell, nobody wants any I resort to goin' cheaper - 2 for a penny Anybody, everybody, they hate me I can tell when they spit and degrade me There's only one house left, the last on the block Old Man Willie on the hilltop I ring the doorbell, the door creeps open And there it was starin' and scopin' The man's left eye, red, big, and drippin' I was trippin'. "Ahh, seeya!" I ran home. I couldn't stop thinking Abou

“nuttin' But A Bitch Thang”
“Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang” Now a days everybody wanna talk But nothing comes out when they moving they lips Just a bunch of jibberish And muthafuckers act like Eminem ain't gay Everybody forgot What happened? What up Dre? Yeah It's all about Dre It's all about Dre Compton's in the house Yeah that's right Compton is in the house Come here pull down your panties you little bitch Alright hold up dawg Go easy on me and shit You about ripped my asshole last time Take some of this Compton dick Let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest You wanna be famous? Uh huh Then spread that bitch ass It's all about Dre Yeah, Compton Ahh dawg you hurting me dawg You the tightest Detroit rapper you little bitch You ripping my asshole dawg Hold on a second, wait don't bust Wait, oh ahh dawg Take all this Compton dick Hold on, don't bust Do it on my lip like a milk ad Compton's in that ass It's all about Dre It's

“nothin' But A Bitch”
“Nothin' But A Bitch” [Violent J] Straight out of Warren, bitch you a joke Sucking so much dick your fucking lips smoke With your silly ass pretty boy rap Be muggin and thuggin sittin on Dre's lap. [Shaggy 2 Dope] Pull a gat on my thug, no bullets or nothing, you shaking, stumbling, nervous, fumbling, scared to death, screamin for help, So damn shook you almost shot yourself. [J] Little radio thug with your preppy smile, Got everybody hoppin outta 35 miles, tellin us we fake Little faggot (?), I'ma knock your teeth out the back of your neck. [Shaggy (Violent J)] You might have little girls cryin and shit, But the detroit thugs aint buying your shit. (Run your ass back to Dr Dre and open your butt) Little groupie ass boy get fucked! [Chorus - J] Dumbass (Dumbass), Bitchass (Bitchass), Weakass (Weakass), BEEEAAAAAATCH! Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch) Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch) Weakass (Markass), P

“my Axe”
“My Axe” I Love my Faygo, my Nyquil pills, shaggy, I love my buddies, my hatchet man, but I love my axe My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh me and my axe cut bigot spinal chords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back me and my axe will give your forehead a butt crack my axe is my buddy, I never leave without him me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain [CHORUS 2x:] everybody everybody everybody run murdering murdering murdering fun swing swing swing chop chop chop swing swing swing chop chop chop My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye [TYLENOL INTERLUDE] My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump me and my axe will leave you hoppin' on a stump [CHORUS 2x:] interlude:

“mental Warp”
“Mental Warp” Staring at the ceiling, the roof has a face It's telling me I don't belong with the human race He's askin me to join him, in eternal sleep I give him my soul, my body he can keep Reaching just above me , I see my pillow's there But yet I have no head, my head is on the chair I'm staring at my body, I look as if I'm weak So give me back my soul, my body you can keep Sitting on my lawn, it’s just before dawn I listen to the screaming, another life is gone I'm playing with the children, children of the dead My mother say's their evil, my daddy he gives a shit Their eyeballs are bloody, their skin is ever pale Their askin me to follow, I shall, I shall They dress me as a clown, I'm screamin as a loon We dance upon the cemetery, underneath the moon Here I come there I go, I'm a night walker I'm starin at you sleepin through your window like a stalker I'm taping on the glass, I lick it with my tongue I notice that the house is vacant, I'm starin at n

“lil' Somethin' Somethin'”
“Lil' Somethin' Somethin'” "Mr. Jackson, what are you talking about? Well I've heard about those parties, they're immoral. Mr. Jackson, I thought you were respectable gentlemen. Now, don't give me that respectable gentlemen bullshit, You little bitch." Mr. Jackson? "Now, stop playing dumb, you dizzy cunt." Hey baby, I heard you like to freak Then come out to play with me [Shaggy 2 Dope] Hey, what's up, I'm new in town I work for the circus, Shaggy the Clown Anyway, ole girl, I seen you around I guess I'm trying to say that I wanna be down, hey We had ice cream, sat in the park I walked her all the way home when it got dark She took me inside and when the door shut Next thing ya know I had my nuts in her butt, hey [Violent J] I wanna bitch whose down to fuck right away And even does my homies if it's okay A little bitch that's down for a quickie I love chicky chicky, I ain't being picky though So you might be a little bit fat You might even stink a bi

Fusion
Its nice to see they have finally got on with building the worlds biggest fusion reactor at last....assuming it works we get loads of clean free energy....of course it does mean creating a donut shaped bottle of invisible energy to contain the very stuff that stars are made of.....but hey.....im sure Homer would approve.........my one real prob with all this is.......why the hell did they build it in France on a known active fault line in the earths crust????.....yeah i know fusion plants are supposed to quit cold....but the thing is.......we aint that good at em yet...........are they maybe waiting for it to go live and then flip out ???........Maybe its all a ploy so it can do this and then they can make a really great disaster movie.

“let's Go All The Way”
“Let's Go All The Way” Ain't nobody jealous, everybody has they own Nobody locked up, everybody, everybody is free to roam Lookin' at scrubby with a hottie on his side Lookin' at rich kids, poor kids, Everybody together on the same side And they down to ride Lets go all the way (Let's go all the way) Let's go all the way Let's go all the way Ain't nobody left out, everybody gets to go It can never be too crowded, come on, we still pickin' up some more Don't nobody hate you, playa hate you, The rain don't play at all Gotta million hands to catch you cause they'll catch you And they never catch your fall And we gotta worry all of ya'll Lets go all the way (Let's go all the way) Let's go all the way Let's go all the way Never known sickness, no sickness, nobody has to die Everything's answered, what didn't then, we'll never have to wonder why Won't nobody rush you, no pressure, be what you wanna be Can't you guess what this place is? Your future m

“juggalo Paradise”
“Juggalo Paradise” I'm sweating again I always do I should probably take another pill or 2 in the mirror I see the face of Frankenstein and that face is mine I go to work at subway slicin hams cut my finger off again (chop) I walk home try to dodge and hide from thugs that like to beat on scrubs I go through this all the time, though I call (j, where the fuck you at) (the mall) (did you get your ass stomped again) (naw,....yyesss,....so) nobody sees what I see do they? they just cast me inside put my away no friends, no style no place to go until I went juggalo [Chorus 2x] its all for you, its all for you, its calling you, its all that's left to do that's why its all for you look at me now man brain dead I can derail a fuckin train with my forehead I now live by the carnival deminions so muthafuck your opinions I'm a loony path, I kill pedestrians family, neighbors, best of friends anybody, and if I don't kill em' I keep'em in my basement and drill'em

“juggalo Homies”
“Juggalo Homies” (feat. Twiztid) (I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka)? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or in fact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (

“insane Killers”
“Insane Killers” Violent J, Shaggy, Insane Clown Posse, baby what from New York to L.A. from Chile to Greece from New Gandhi to your momma we gives absolutely no fucks Motha fucka natural born serial murderers mass mothafuckin murderin muderers bitch, come and meet your maker I’m scary like Michael Jackson up close I like diggin up dead bodies look at me I’m gross my name's Violent J but you can call me syphilis gonorrhea the clap cause I infected this rap you wanna know if I could ever kill somebody well that’s like askin Charlie Manson if he's ever been in jail I kill family, friends, myself what, yeah, I'd kill myself if I could only survive I tried to kill Rob Van Winkle, in fact that’s how we met I went up to kill him and he was thinkin the same shit I pulled out a chainsaw, he pulled out and ax I was like come-on, wait is that a Stanley, where'd u get that it's natural and to murder, you gotta have it in you it's like a dick all up in you, although I

“i Want My Shit!”
“I Want My Shit!” I Want My Shit It was like March, April Fuckin Libra Taurus, born in 1775 I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive I used to hang with the original, Billy the kid You probably think I'm only playin but, I did My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show Mamma a fortune tella, Azmerella Zella Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board And I was born the next day Violent J When I was 14 I tripped on the train track And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack I'm out cold; they though it would fuck me up I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what? Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch heffer Whatever Tied me up burned me and threw stones Had a few scrapes and cuts Smokey Nuts After that they started bowin and shit Prayin to me, you know how those primitives get I said get off my dick I ain't a savior I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava 4 simple

I Love You
I love your lips when they're wet with wine And red with a wild desire; I love your eyes when the lovelight lies Lit with a passionate fire. I love your arms when the warm white flesh Touches mine in a fond embrace; I love your hari when the strands enmesh Your kisses against my face. Not for me the cold calm kiss Of a virgin's bloodless love; Not for me the saint's white bliss, Nor the heart of a spotless dove. But give me the love that so freely gives And laughs at the whole world's blame, With your body so young and warm in my arms, It sets my poor heart aflame. So kiss me sweet with your warm wet mouth, Still fragrant with ruby wine, And say with a fervor born of the South That your body and soul are mine. Clasp me close in your warm young arms, While the pale stars shine above, And we'll live our whole young lives away In the joys of a living love Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“i Stuck Her With My Wang”
“I Stuck Her With My Wang” Yeah, what's up, man? ICP in this bitch Ya know what I'm saying All you bitches, man Come over to my house And I’m a take ya upstairs And I’m a stick you with my wang Ya know what I'm saying? I stuck her with my wang She hit me in the balls I grabbed her by her neck And I bounced her off the walls She said it was an accident and then apologized But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes I stuck her with my wang Bitchy bitchy hoe I'd like to stick a Faygo bottle in her neden hole I twist ya and turn ya, just to shake it up Pop off the lid now it's shooting out her butt I stuck her with my wang She grabbed by me nuts She told me that she loved me then commenced on the sucking I tried to hold it back, but I nutted in her ear When it dried up, the bitch couldn't hear (Chorus) I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, yo) I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door) I stuck her

“i Stab People”
“I Stab People” I...I'd like to uh, if it’s cool with Jake and Jack, I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter Because, it's not all good I mean, things aren't always done cool, you know I mean... I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got... Maybe you can help me [Violent J] I stab people, 4, 5 people everyday I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no FUCKing way I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his fucking cat Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I stabbed him in the gut! I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care I stab anybody anywhere (uh, uh) there I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me I'm to quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, taste me I stabbed Twizted, Jimmy Madrox, I stabbed 'em Myzery stabbed me OWW!! Goddamn him! I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A FU

Sexual Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

“how Many Times?”
“How Many Times?” How many times will I ask myself why, how many times? How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? (2x) [Violent J] How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you? Now what the fuck does that do? Ya feel better now? I didn't let ya pass How 'bout I stop my car, and beat your fuckin' ass? How many times will my neighbor beat his wife? Somewhere in that house there's a butcher knife Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fists about Why don't she wait till he sleeps then take him out How many times will I sit in a hot car? Traffic jam, been sittin' for a fuckin' hour Must be an accident, I hope nobody died Finally get there, and the crash is on the other side The gawkers roll and they creep slow Hoping they can see a mangled body show Some park, and stand there and watch it all With their kids, they point, and fuckin stare (and just look) I remember one time I was pulled over Handcuffed, the cop was like, show'

“homies”
“Homies” [Mike EClark Mix] Homies [Mike EClark Mix] - Insane Clown Posse Homies yeah that’s my dog Homies cause were down by law Homies everything that we are Homies yeah that’s my dog Remix! Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much, Why don't they just call a muthafucka? If you wasn't blood would you still have love Or in fact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here, But my Homies are family too, third cousins get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over you car And then felt worse than you about the shit in the morning? Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? (WHO?) Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (WHO?) I don't

“hokus Pokus”
“Hokus Pokus” "Serial slaughtering stranglers Jugging Juggling juggalos Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks I C fuckin P's in the haugh" [Violent J] Abracadabra boom shacka dae I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae And I come with a hat full of tricks Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown luv Even sets I've never heard of Roll into town, and out with the big top Four cards down, and two more still to drop And when it does, I pack up and hit the road Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em And when the genie says on with the show It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko. [Chorus (1x)] Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Southwest slithe

Rocking The Tux Shirt!!!
I'M ROCKING THE TUX SHIRT!! SEXIEST SHIRT EVER!! BLOW ME UP PEOPLE, YOU KNOW I'LL RETURN THE FAVOR, OR JUST GET TRASHED AND TAKE NEW PICS. ANYWAYS LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND HAVE AN UGLY FOOL LIKE ME WIN. CLICK HERE AND VOTE AND COMMENT. LOOK EVEN ADDED MUSIC...LOL. (repost of original by 'THE DEVILS ADVOCATE.' on '2006-11-27 12:25:43') (repost of original by 'Seana' on '2006-11-27 12:26:19')

Chillin
just sittn here chillin at work and figured i would let everyone know that turkey day was great ate way too much food and have way tooooooooooo much food left over!!!! i hope that everyone else had a great turkey day to... lots of love to all you CTers out there!!!

“halls Of Illusions”
“Halls of Illusions” [Violent J] Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real But you had to fuck up tha whole deal "Lets take a walk down the hallway It's a long way it, it takes all day!" And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair With straps and chains, we slap you in there Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread And pull your eyelids up over your head Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream It's just to bad it ain't what it seems [Shaggy 2 Dope] You walk in and see two kids on the floor They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score And sittin behind them chillin in a chair Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there It's some other man in the hand in hand Now she looks so happy you don't understand See this is an illusion, it never came true All because of you! [Violent J] Back to reality and what you're about

Fuck The World
Fuck The World Fuck the World-ICP Fuck Fuck dis shit Fuck give it to me If I only could Id set the world on fire Fuck. If I only could Id set the world on fire If I only could Id set the world on fire Say fuck the world! Fuck the world! If I only could Id set the world on fire Fuck them all! Fuck them all! Man fuck you fuck me fuck us fuck tom fuck Mary fuck us fuck dairy Fuck the west coast and fuck everybody on the east eat shit and die but fuck off at least Fuck preschoolers fuck ruler’s kings and queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine coolers fuck chickens fuck ducks everybody in your crew sucks! Dumb mother fucks! Fuck critics fuck your review even if you like me fuck you Fuck your mom fuck your moms momma fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dolly Lama Fuck the rain forest fuck a Forest Gump you probably like it in the rump Fuck a shoe pump fuck the real dealin fuck all the fakes Fuck all fifty-two states! Ooh! And fuck you! If I only could Id set the world o

Always For The First Time
Always for the first time Hardly do I know you by sight You return at some hour of the night to a house at an angle to my window A wholly imaginary house It is there that from one second to the next In the inviolate darkness I anticipate once more the fascinating rift occurring The one and only rift In the facade and in my heart The closer I come to you In reality The more the key sings at the door of the unknown room Where you appear alone before me At first you coalesce entirely with the brightness The elusive angle of a curtain It's a field of jasmine I gazed upon at dawn on a road in the vicinity of Grasse With the diagonal slant of its girls picking Behind them the dark falling wing of the plants stripped bare Before them a T-square of dazzling light The curtain invisibly raised In a frenzy all the flowers swarm back in It is you at grips with that too long hour never dim enough until sleep You as though you could be The same except th

Fuck Off
Fuck Off [Samples] "Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-Bitch." "Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-Bitch." "Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-Bitch." "Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-B-B-B-Bitch. Bitch-B-Bitch." [2 Dope (Samples) {Violent J}] Well, it's on. It's on like neden hoe fuck I'm 2 Dope and I'm fuckin' drunk Walked in the joint with my nuts hangin' out my drawers Yo, SUCK MY BALLS! All I wanna do is choke a bitch Roll up a jimmy and smoke the bitch I dropped outta school and I quit my job All I wanna be is a fat, fuckin' slob 'cause I don't care about none of y'all bitches! Shut the fuck up and drop ya britches ("B-Bitch.") 'cause I'm cloggin' a bank! {"A bank!"} So I don't give a fuck about what none of y'all thank When I do a show, I wreck the place I run around the stage kickin' bitches in the face 'cause I ain't nothin' soft, so you and your boys can straight FUCK OFF!!! SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU! You can suck my nut sac, yo SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU! You can shake, you're d

“down With The Clown”
“Down With The Clown” This one goes out to the ninjas That’s been down since Carnival of Carnage Nah, fuck that, since Dog Beats Nah, fuck that, since Basement Cuts, motherfucker [Violent J] How long will the juggalos be down with me? How long till they forget me? Check it out What if I grew another fucking head? And his name was Violent Ed? And he head butt me every time I cussed? I would need two microphones when I bust Would you show me love even with another head Or would you be like, "Fuck you and Ed"? Or what if I sold out like a bitch? And took the make-up off and went soft? Called myself Detroit Southwest Lover And put my ugly ass face on the album cover With R & B top ten hits And we had Jodeci singing all over our shit (aaahhhh!!!!) Fuck that, though, yo, I'm a juggalo So don't forget me like you did with Menudo [Chorus (1x)] What about when the world's like fuck us kill us, what will you be? (down) What about when I'm 103, what will you be? (d

“dear Icp”
“Dear ICP” Smack that bitch right across the lips Cause she ain’t nothin but a filthy bitch Beat the freak in the head with a cinder block Blackin her eyes your lunatic tock Cause I really don’t gives a fuck Except when I’m tryin to put her in the book Shit I ain’t sayin nothin Somebody left there load in her bellybutton How you gonna say you love that When her breathe be smellin like somebodys nut sack I outta smack you in your fucking head Should of shot that bitch in the bag with nut stains But you nothin but a pogo tryin to fall in love but you cant love a yoyo She will run and fuck then come right back then I greet her at the door with a smack Cause I’m psycho swingin till you hit her singin I think yous a dumbass bitch In a minute he ain’t even gonna want the shit You needa shut your stuck up mouth Cause your pussy ain’t worth the walk to your house I’m tired of the dooky lies you know your dream about his ugly ass face between your thighs Because you t

Glass On The Floor
She was sleeping alone, it was a hot evening so the windows of her bedroom were open. She was awoken by the crash of a glass smashing on the floor, and realised she was not alone- there was someone in the room. Someone must have brushed past the glass on her nightstand and knocked it to the floor. Her breathing quickened as she caught sight of a body, cast in shadow from the moonlight streaming through her windows. It was a man, no mistaking the broad shoulders and powerful frame. She tried to reach for the switch on the bedside lamp to her right, but quick as a flash he was upon her, his strong arms pinning her to the bed. He forced her onto her front and grabbing both her arms with one of his sinewy hands, he pulled a roll of electrical tape from his pocket, using his free hand to bind her wrists together. She tried to struggle free but the tape was too tight and she was completely helpless. She then felt her legs pulled together and her ankles being tightly bound, the tape bitin

Chicken Huntin' (slaughterhouse Mix)
Chicken Huntin' (SlaughterHouse Mix) [Violent J] Well, I'm heading down a southern trail; I'm going chicken huntin' Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky Why I never liked chicken pot pie? Or the chopped chicken on rye? So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut What can you do with the drunken hillbilly? Cut his fucking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets Laid out all over the grass Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast Last as long as you can my man Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan, you got Blood guts fingers and toes (3x) Sittin front row at the chicken show so... [Chorus (1x)] Who's going chicken huntin We's goin' chicken huntin' (3x) Cut a motherfucking chicken up, right! [Shaggy 2 Dope]

Cherry Pie (i Need A Freak)
Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak) [Violent J] I need a bitch, a special bitch I need a bitch who pussy poppin' booty switch I need a bitch, felatio On the freeway with my pedal to the flo' I need a bitch, like cheery pie I need a bitch like Billy Bill need a eye I need a bitch, an alcoholic I need a bitch pukin', bent over my toilet The bitchy bitch, bitchin' about nothin' I need a bitch to jizm in her bellybutton I need a bitch, a prostitute She'd fuck my homies and we could split the loot [Chorus] I need my cheery pie Baby I want you, baby I want my cherry pie Baby I want you, baby I need my cherry pie Baby I want you, baby gimme my cherry pie Baby I want you, my cherry cherry pie [Shaggy 2 Dope] I need a bitch, fresh out the pen I need a bitch like Harland Williams need a chin I need a bitch, a mental case She cuts me cheap and shoots us both in the face I need a hoe, to use me for my money I need a bitch like????? I need a freak like cherry pie Like wh

So Yall...
Look at my blogs...which I understand is utter nonsense most of the time. But thats it you just LOOK. You dont comment me and that makes bunny cry. Are they that BAD? :( If i have your attention...Are you my fan..cuz if your not well...you should be..heres why! TOP 10 REASONS YOU SHOULD BE MY FAN 1. I am kinda Cute 2. I am smart 3. I make cool things and you may get one... 4. My blog kicks ass..well maybe not but hey... 5. Did i mention Im kinda cute? 6. I dont show naked pics...REPSECT it 7. Ill hax0r j00 8. I will fan you back 9. I have cool friends 10. I am kinda cute I post cute pics of bunnehs And I have flying monkeys... That is all!

“bring It On”
“Bring It On” Bring It On Welcome everyone to the big show Jake and Jack, and the dark carnival Remove your hats or we'll cut off your heads Show respect your amongst the dead Don't like bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch, check us Detroit, Southwest murderers die The greatest spectacle under the sky 5 Cards came and made they mark From moon you gone down platin park Fuck the drum kits, xylophone, chello I'm a wicked clown bitch "hello" Everybody come jump in our rides Bring you and your fat ass bitch in side Wagons, tents are swept of a breeze Can't nobody get with these, mother fucka BRING IT ON BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7) BRING IT, BRING IT (x2) Violent J, Shaggy serial killers with style Fashion of the 2000 and beyond Voodoo, chicken and magical wands Dead bigots, face down in the ponds Broken neck with the flick of our wrist All this playa hatin gettin me pissed Fat chick, skinny

Come In
Come In... Every Night You Enter Me Like a Criminal You break in to my brain But you're no ordinary criminal You put your feet up, and you pop a Pepsi You start to Party, you Turn up My Stereo Songs I've never heard but I move anyway You get me Crazy, I say Do It I dont care what just do it. Jam me, Jack Me, Push Me, Pull Me... TALK HARD! Have Had The Strangest Urge To Watch This Movie...

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“Boogie Woogie Wu” "The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night The ravenous, blood-sick creatures searches for it's sacrifice Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to The darkness from which it came" Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu [2 xs] [Violent J] Boys and girls, it's nighty night time Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme It's about, The Boogie Woogie Man Keep your light on as long as you can Cuz when it cuts off, so does your head Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed With a shank, splah!, up through the bottom Little Jimmy Jimmy, uh, got em "It's the one and only Boogie Man He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed You're running on stumps motherfucker!!!" [Violent J] Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in Things go bump in the night, me creeping Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my to

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President Bush has finally signed a bill to build 700 miles of fencing along the border. Will it ever get built? We don't know. But if it does, it might turn out to be the U.S.' best anti-poverty program ever. With the election looming, Democrats have been on the warpath about "declining median incomes" and "persistent poverty." It's all about what they further call the "failure" of Bush's economic policies. Bush's signing of the border-fence bill on Thursday, and Democrats' carping about poverty, might seem not to be linked, but they are. As a new report shows, the U.S. is importing poverty... mostly from Mexico. That's why real median incomes are lagging and poverty rates are stubbornly high. But few politicians talk about it. In 2005, U.S. median household incomes rose for the first time since 2000. To Democrats, that was an indictment of Bush's policies. In fact, it was an indictment of years of lax border controls. Some 500,000 illegals flood into the U.S. each year,

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“Bitches” (Feat. Old' Dirty Bastard) Bitches! Ha Ha Ha! Bitches, Ha! Bitches... [Old Dirty Bastard] BITCH, at any moment, that's what I'll do (You fucking bitches) I'll do it to you And a few of your crew At any moment (Yeah), that's what I'll do (ICP, ODB) I'll do it to you And a few of your crew (Bitcheeessss!) [1st Verse - Violent J] BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK?! What are you trying to do to me? You wasn't true to me When I was locked up you fucked something like 35 guys (Rrrghh!) But I let that slide 'Cuz your ass is big, and your titties is fat I wanted to FUCK THAT But FUCK THAT I never gave a FUCK THAT, you put me through the courts (AND?) And gave me genital warts Now I stack my .9, I'm goin' for the knees I’m a blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze (Aggghhh! Whoo!)As you're standing there, I’m a be like BITCH! (Ha ha!)You know you done fucked up, right? [Chorus- Violent J] Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die (Now you gotta di

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“Basehead Attack” So there I was watching Sanford and Son, working the graveyard shift. At a party store, rolling a spliff. I'm behind the Glass I see crack heads all night. But tonight the moon is red and shit ain't felling right. My first sight was a base head Trying to break into my car. In plain view too, I ran out with a crowbar hammered it upside his cranium, he fell over Dead, but no blood, only dust; he's a fucking base head. Here comes another one jumping out of a tree, but I ain't even Have to move, he missed by like 20 feet. He slammed down on the pavement, I quicked started kicking. Beat him with the Crowbar 'til he finally stopped twitching. Look behind me, seen another zombie in the register. I'm use to shooting em off From begging from the customers, but now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax. Whipped it from there and Stuck it into his back. THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! They on a Mission They Always On the Hunt for Something They alwa

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About the time our original 13 states adopted their new constitution, in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years prior: "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship." "The average age of the worlds greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence: 1. From bondage to spiritual faith; 2. From spiritu

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“Angel's Falling” I climbed up the tree in the back and got on my rooftop with my 22, It's hot with little pops, Started bustin off shots aimin all at the sky, I emptied out my gun bustin all at the sky. Then I went and stole a bow and arrow from my dad To the arrows I tied gasoline soaked rags, Climbed up with the Zippo, Lit em all of into the sky, A trail of black smoke leading into the sky. I bought some Chinese stars from the kung fu surplus, They had em under the glass, I made the purchase, Climbed up and I whizzed em off in the sky, Even stood up on the chimney, whizzed em off in the sky Then I found a double barrel with shells at Wal-Mart I threw it next to the faygo in my shopping cart I got home, climbed up, blew it into the sky 3:20 in the mornin bustin off at the sky I got a blowgun too, a real one at that, I dip the tips in poison, Lay up on my back And now they piercing through the air straight up into the sky, It’s like the only thing you h

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My personal views are that I hold theocracy to be the worst form of government, and a semi-democratic meritocracy to be the best. For the purpose of this blog a dictatorship is counted as the government where commands of one individual are automatically obeyed by others. Fascist governments are not automatically dictatorships. Dictatorships are recognized by the absence of a system that could be used to replace the dictator no matter how poor he becomes and where s(he) is not accountable for their policies. Dictatorships put an entire country under the control of a single individual. Julius Caesar, the original modern dictator, maintained control and gathered increasing power over the Roman Empire (which was previously democratic) by keeping the empire in a state of war during which elections were not held and other hierarchal mechanisms were frozen All people have their day and then decline; and a dictator is a person like any other. All dictatorships in history (correct me if I

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What would you do if... 1) I took a double take at you as we passed? 2) I told you that you were hott? 3) I asked you if you wanted to go out sometime? 4) I asked you to be my g/f? 5) I asked you if I could kiss you? 6) I grabed ur ass? 7) I grabed ur boobs? 8) I asked if you wanted to have sex? Please answer all of them honestly!(please explain your answer!)

If This Doesn't Open Your Eyes... Nothing Will!
From the L.A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio stations in L.A. are Spanish speaking. 10. In L.A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 mil

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Office Holiday Party FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 4th November RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...please feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if the Managing Director shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00p.m. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! The Managing Director will make a special announcement at the Party. Merry Christmas to you and your Family. Pauline ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FROM: Pauline Le

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As a perfume doth remain In the folds where it hath lain, So the thought of you, remaining Deeply folded in my brain, Will not leave me: all things leave me: You remain. Other thoughts may come and go, Other moments I may know That shall waft me, in their going, As a breath blown to and fro, Fragrant memories: fragrant memories Come and go. Only thoughts of you remain In my heart where they have lain, Perfumed thoughts of you, remaining, A hid sweetness, in my brain. Others leave me: all things leave me: You remain. Arthur Symons

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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 43 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were..... "Oh shit !" Only the states of Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Virginia, West Virginia, Georgia, and Texas were different, the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."

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Eminem - My Band Eminem I don't know dude. I think everyone's all jealous a shit, cuz I’m like, the lead singer of the band, dude. And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with me after the show. (Chorus) Because, These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band Eminem So I get off stage right? Drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like, 'Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12 baby.' They're all like, 'Oh my God it's him! Becky Oh my fucking God its Eminem! I swear to fucking God dude, you fucking rock Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!' And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous ESPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY OCUPELLAS All the chicks start yellin' All the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their

No Speaka Englisha
At a bus stop 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'." I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN

Eminem - My Balls (feat D12)
Eminem - My Balls (feat D12) [Intro] [Eminem] Ballz, Ballz, Ballz x2 You'll never touch my... [Chorus] [Eminem] Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough, You're standin' tough But you know that no matter what You'll never get the chance to touch My ballz, ballz, ballz x2 You'll never touch my ballz [Verse 1] [Swifty McVay] I see you ain't a playa, you ain't ballin' And I don't even care who the hell you call in In this game, it ain't no talkin' You can get it started, I nail the coffin And all I here is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin' And I ain't gotta prove you nothin' I do it and you ain't gotta pus my buttons [ Verse 2 ] [ Bizarre ] This dude in front of me, he weighs a brick He's quick and I can't get Marshall hit So I played my position and don't make a move Been doin' this for years, my team can't lose And ain't nobody, ain't nobody hard 9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a guard Hut one, hut tw

Eminem - Low, Down, Dirty
Eminem - Low, Down, Dirty Warning, this shit's gon be rated R, restricted you see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self inflicted Doctor slapped my momma, "Bitch you got a sick kid" Arrested, molested myself and got convicted Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis I'm Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyl Disrespectful Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo "Murder Murder Red rum" Brain size of a bread crumb Which drug will I end up dead from Inebriated, till my stress is alleviated "How in the fuck can Eminem and shady be related?" Illiterate, illegitimate shit spitter Bitch getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder Jumped out (Ahhhh!) killed the bitch and did her Use to let the babysitter suck my dick when I was little'er Smoke a blunt while I'm titty fuckin Bette Midler Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler Y'all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler Didn't Ya? Bring your bitch I wanna see i

Eminem - Lose Yourself
Eminem - Lose Yourself Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted? One moment would you capture it or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out He’s choking, how everybody’s jokin now The clock’s run out, time’s up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that easy Is he? No He won’t have it, he knows his whole back city’s ropes It don’t matter, he’s dope He knows that, but he’s broke He’s so stacked that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that’s when it’s Back to the lab again yo This whole rap shit He better go capture this moment and

Eminem - Just Lose It
Eminem - Just Lose It OK(ok,ok) Guess who's back(back, back), Back again(gain, gain), Shady's back(back, back), Tell a friend(friend, friend), AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Now everyone reports to the dance floor, to the dance floor, to the dance floor, Now everyone reports to the dance floor, all right stop!........Pajama time! Come here little kiddies, on my lap, guess who's back with a brand new rap? And I don't mean rap as in a new case of Child investigate and accurate. AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys, what else could I possibly do to make noise? I may've touched on everything but little boys. that's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho, I go a little bit crazy sometimes, I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes. Good God, dip, do a little slide, bend down, touch your toe and just glide, up the center of the dance floor, like TP for my bunghole, and it's cool if you let one go, nobody's gonna

How Will U Die
denise Location of Death: La Grange, IL Date of Death: 11/27/2032 1:11:03 PM Last Person Called: Korey Last Number Dialed: (847) 308-581* Autoposy Performed: Yes Date of Autoposy: 11/27/2032 2:11:03 PM Cause of Death: Liver Disease See your own death. Or Try this Awsome Game

Eminem - Just Don't Give A Fuck
Eminem - Just Don't Give A Fuck Artist: Eminem f/ Frogg * the only difference is that the album version censors the line "raped the women's swim team" in the third verse Intro: Frogg Whoa! A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em and like, back and forth because ah this is.. what you thought it wasn't It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background* and check out the man he goes by the name of er... Verse One: Eminem Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You whacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall) I have a disease

Eminem - If I Get Locked Up Tonight (with Dr. Dre)
Eminem - If I Get Locked Up Tonight (With Dr. Dre) {Dr. Dre} Check Check, 1,2 , 1,2 1,2(it's rolling) Yea yea yea Dr. Dre up in here y’all know what this is. Its what y'all been waiting for Funk Master Flex, Big Kap, Def Jam Records giving it to you baby. Yo Eminem show these mother fuckers what time it is baby {Eminem} I used to be a lonely man, only mad, until I got a million dollars, shit Now if I only had some fucking hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet Out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it I'm trying to grow it back again, it was an accident I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam I hate the straight jacket it aint latching, and can't lock it So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it Before me, and just kept throwing they fucking self’s at it My head is aching, I'm dedicated to medication But this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? (

Eminem - Fuck Off
Eminem - Fuck Off Artist: Kid Rock f/ Eminem shimmy shimmy go go motha fuckin pop It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock shit I'm on top bitch and rock for tricks Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips I get all the money pussy falls like rain Been gettin' laid and paid that's why I never complain If I ain't in it for the money I'm in it for the P (or is it D) It's 1998 yo and you still can't fuck with me You don't be fuckin' with the blue eye Fuckin' with my 2-5 up your fuckin' ass like my shoe size I got a new vibe, kinda like Voodoo You do what we say and we'll do what we want to We're fuckin' up your city and we're fuckin' up your program Fuckin' all your bitches we can fuckin' give a goddamn Twisted Brown gets down with no assistance We won't quit until we're banned from existence Persistence pays if that holds true Then I'm gonna buy this fuckin' planet before the time I'm through I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no takings So let me

Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet
Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet Intro: Where's my snare? I have no snare on my headphones There you go Yeah Yo yo Verse 1 Have you ever been hated, or discriminated against? I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times Sick as the mind, of the motherfuckin' kid that's behind All this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans exploding' Tempers flaring' from parents just blow 'em off and keep goin' Not takin' nothin' from no one, give em hell long as I'm breathin' Keep kickin' ass in the morning', and takin' names in the evening' Leave them with a taste sour as vinegar in they mouth See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out Look at me now, I betcha probably sick of me now Ain't you mama, I'ma make you look so ridiculous now Chorus (2x) I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you I never meant make you cry But tonight, I'm cleaning' out my closet One More Time

Wow, Manda's Prone To Depression? Nahhhh...
I dunno if I can do this anymore. I mean...I don't know. I barely have enough money for food, let alone art supplies. I know it'll be easier in a month or so, but seriously. What kind of Christmas can I really give Dylan? I don't even know if I'll be able to afford the babysitter this week. Dad half-cleaned the craft room yesterday. He moved shit out and made enough space for me to draw and paint down there. I think that was his kinda apology. But still. I don't know. I hate it when I get to the point that I'm crying constantly for no reason I can discern besides the fact that I wish I were dead. God. I sound like a fucking emo kid. Someone shoot me, please.

Eminem - Can I Bitch
Eminem - Can I Bitch [in a high falsetto voice] Uncle Marshall! Will you tell us a bedtime story? [regular voice] Here we go... Now once upon a time not long ago There was a little rapper about to blow But his album came and it was not good I think it went lead or double copper wood So the silly little fans they were mislead By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head "Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass" Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer To this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers' sister And in this corner, we have the mister Not havin' it, it's the mad sinister Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin' Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya Cannabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya! [Chorus] Can-

Eminem - Bitch
Eminem - Bitch Justin? It's Zoë. Kelly did not have me call, however I just listened to Eminem in her car and it is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life. And I seriously wanna cal his fucking agent And tell him how fucking disgusting he is It, like, makes me upset and I'm now nauseous and I can't eat lunch. Goodbye.

My Final Contest
I am gonna be running on final contest and I want it to be big. It is going to be SEXIEST WOMAN ON CT. I will only be taking 25 entries and that is it. The contest will start Wednesday at noon and run till the Friday December 8th at noon. Votes will be counted by comments and you friends can comment all they want (so I don't want anyone bitching and whinning about this after the contest starts) If you enter please be serious about wanting to win, I am tired of people joining contest and not trying to win and no one will be removed because they are losing(if you enter you are in it for the long run) The winner will get a Porsche (125,000 Chrerry Bucks) 2nd place will get a Diamond Ring plus whatever they want up to 5,000 more Cherry Bucks 3rd Place will get whatever they want up to 10,000 Chreey Bucks Please PM me with what pic to use and no nudity(you may be topless if there are no nipples showing) Please read and under stand these rules before you enter the contest

Eminem - Bitch Please
Eminem - Bitch Please [Dre] Yeah what up Detroit? [Snoop] Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't! Ahhh! They didn't do it again, what what, what what? Did you shit on these niggas two times Dr. Dre? [Dre] Oh fo' sho'! [Snoop] Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that? This is special right here What what, what what what? Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie baby Uhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie Yeah, y'know! What's crackin Dre? [Dr. Dre] Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp shit on Slim's shit and start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit) Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concerts and watch mosh pits till motherfuckers knock each other unconscious (Watch out now!) Some of these crowds that Slim draws is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard when it's packed and fulla cars Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw +IS+ niggas from Crenshaw from Long Beach to South Central {*LOUD SCREAM*} Whoa, not these niggas again These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again (He he) You a

Eminem - Ass Like That
Eminem - Ass Like That [Eminem] I'll be... [Hook n Eminem] The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT" The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing I don't believe it It's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT" The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing [Verse 1]: The way she moves she like a belly dancer She's shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I’ma answer Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being I have needs, I'm not done Not till I'm finished pee-ing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mister officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee Pee, pee, yes I make R'n'B I sing song that go ringy chong A Ching chong chong chong ching Psyche

Craig David - Seven Days ( Remix ) Feat. Mos ...
Craig David - Seven Days ( Remix ) Feat. Mos ... [Intro: Craig David] Oh no! Look at who they let in the back door It's been 7 days so let's roll From the UK to Brooklyn they know Craig David, Mos Def, and Premo When we step on the mic we too cold This remix might fracture your nose [Verse 1: Mos Def] uh huh, wah, ah hah, say wah, wah, you dun know.... Now look alive and clap your hands to it Sexy mammies in the house shake and dance to it My hard heads in the place don't act stupid It's not Craig and Big Mos can't do it Get that ass movin, from the front to back to it Puttin that thumpin back to it It's that music to set it off and get the mass movin You tell dem 'bout that shorty you came through with [Craig David] I met this girl in the subway, walkin my way It must have been my day Seem like the perfect match for me, so she said to me Craig can you give me what I wan't? I don't know about you but I feel so good Girl I can make you feel real hot ton

Attraction
The meadow and the mountain with desire Gazed on each other, till a fierce unrest Surged 'neath the meadow's seemingly calm breast, And all the mountain's fissures ran with fire. A mighty river rolled between them there. What could the mountain do but gaze and burn? What could the meadow do but look and yearn, And gem its bosom to conceal despair? Their seething passion agitated space, Till lo! the lands a sudden earthquake shook, The river fled: the meadow leaped, and took The leaning mountain in a close embrace. Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Craig David - Fill Me In (part 2)
Craig David - Fill Me In (part 2) Say we do it again come on Craig David Ooh yeah Come on baby Chorus Fill me in Let me know what’s up baby Can you fill me in? Let me know what’s up (x2) Late last night you were chilling with your friends baby Driving all the God damn guys crazy yeah You said now would you like To take me for a ride honey I said that would be just fine for me, for me yeah You come around and you were willing to drive But it wasn't enough I guess you wanted me to come your way You wanna ride & then tell me you wanna stay No way ain't messing with the games you play Chorus So tonight we're gonna hit the club baby Get up get your groove on party tonight ooh yeah So don't you worry I'll be all over your body Like chocolate over a Turkish delight lady Said you wanted to dance but then you wouldn't dance But you wanted to play so slow it down Mr. DJ I guess the reason why you always seem to get your way Is down to the games you play

Craig David - Fill Me In
Craig David - Fill Me In I've got somethin' to say, got somethin' to say All right (Can you fill me in?) Come on Can you fill me in? (Watcha want, watcha want me to do baby?) Can you fill me in? (Let's talk 'bout it, check it out) I was checkin' this girl next door when her parents went out She'd phone say "hey boy, come on right around" So I knock at the door, you were standin' with a bottle of red wine, ready to poor Dressed in long black satin laced to the floor So I went in then, we sat down start kissin', caressin' Told me 'bout Jacuzzi sounded interesting' so, we jumped right in All calls diverted to answer phone Please leave a message after the tone I mean me & her parents were kinda cool But they were the fine line between me & you We were just doin' things young people in love do Parents tryin' to find out what we were up to sayin' Why were you creepin' 'round late last night? Why could I see two shadows movin' in you bedroom light? Now you're dr

All The Times
Sincerely I can say That we should have met before today But I am (hmmmm) happy to have this chance (this chance yeah) To beeee with you and Im going to make the best of it This is more than joy for me To feel like a family And when we go our seperate ways This feeling will always stay Chorus: Look how long weve been around each other And weve finally found a chance to get together Look at all the times weve seen each other It feels so good to be together (look at all the times weve had babe) Look how long weve been around each other And weve finally found the chance to get together (ohhh sing it coko) If you take a listen deeply, deeply You can hear the pride in my voice yeah, ohhhhhhh Its nothing hard to see that Im happy about the way we came to beeee, beeee If I ever get the chance (ohhhhh) Again Ill know that We make sweet music Togerther ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Look how long weve been around each other And weve finally found a chance to get t

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch Lyrics Break me down; you got a lovely face going to your place now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting fucking laid you want me to stay but I got to make my way Hey! You're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night scratches all down my back to keep me right on Take it off; the paper is your game jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full You're so fine; it won't be a loss cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face [Chorus] Get the video, fuck you so good [Chorus] Baby girl you want it hard to be a star you'll get down on it Take it off no need to talk your crazy but I like the way you fuck me [Chorus]

Black Eyed Peas – My Humps
Black Eyed Peas – My Humps Whatcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk [Fergie] I'ma get get get get you drunk get you love drunk off my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps Check it out I drive these brothers crazy I do it on the daily they treat me really nicely They buy me all these ices Dolce and Gabbana Fendi and then Donna Karen. They be sharin All their money got me wearin fly brother I aint askin They say they love mah ass in Seven Jeans True religion I say no but they keep givin So I keep on takin And no I aint taken We can keep on datin ill keep on demonstrating My love my love my love my love you love my lady lumps my hump my hump my hump my humps they got you. [William] She’s got me spendin. [Fergie] Ohh. Spendin all your money on me. And spendin time on me. [William] She’s got me spendin. [Fergie] Ohh. Spendin all your money on

Are You A Tease
You Are a Total Tease You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on! You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser Are You a Tease?

Would U Do This For Me..
*GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. *LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. *KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. *TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. *L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. *LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. *MESS WITH HER HAIR. *JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. *INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. *F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. *L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. ****TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. *H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. *WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. ***LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. *GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. *TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER *KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. *LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. *LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE

Why You've Been Seeing A Big Spike In Spam Lately...
E-mail gangs bombarding Britain with spam By Reuters http://news.com.com/E-mail+gangs+bombarding+Britain+with+spam/210-7348_3-6138454.html Story last modified Mon Nov 27 11:39:46 PST 2006 advertisement Criminal gangs using hijacked computers are behind a surge in unwanted e-mails peddling sex, drugs and stock tips in Britain. The number of spam messages has tripled since June and now accounts for as many as 9 out of 10 e-mails sent worldwide, according to U.S. e-mail security company Postini. High impact 'Tis the season for spam Mass e-mailers traditionally bump up their activity as the year winds down. But this year, the amount of junk messages could be unprecedented. As Christmas approaches, the daily trawl through in-boxes clogged with offers of fake Viagra, loans and sex aids is tipped to take even longer. "E-mail systems are overloaded or melting down trying to keep up with all the spam," said Dan Druker, a vice president at Postini. His company has det

3 Doors Down - Ticket To Heaven
3 Doors Down - Ticket To Heaven I’m walking a wire, it feels like a thousand ways I could fall To want is to buy, but to live is to die and you can’t take it all When everything is said and done I won’t have one thing left, What happened to everything that I've ever known Cause all they gave me was this ticket to heaven But that ticket to heaven, said to lie in the bed that you make Now I’m restless and I’m running from everything, I’m running from everything, I’m afraid it’s a little too late And soft voices lie, innocence dies, now ain't that a shame And all of your dreams, and all your money they don’t mean a thing When everything is said and done, you won’t have one thing left What happened to everything I've ever known? All they gave me was this ticket to heaven But that ticket to heaven, said to lie in the bed that you make Now I’m restless and I’m running from everything, I’m running from everything, I’m afraid it’s a little too late It’s a little to

3 Doors Down - Loser
3 Doors Down - Loser Breathe in right away, Nothing seems to fill this place I need this every time, Take your lies get off my case Some day I will find, A love that flows through me like this This will fall away, this will fall away (Chorus) You're getting closer, to pushing me Off of life's little edge Cause I'm a loser And sooner or later you know I'll be dead You're getting closer, you're holding the rope and taking the fall Cause I'm a loser, I'm a loser, yeah This is getting old, I can't break these chains that I hold My body's growing cold, There's nothing left of this mind or my soul Addiction needs a pacifier, The buzz of this poison is taking me higher This will fall away, this will fall away You're getting closer, to pushing me Off of life's little edge Cause I'm a loser And sooner or later you know I'll be dead You're getting closer, you're holding the rope and I'm taking the fall Cause I'm a loser Well I'm a loser You're gett

3 Doors Down - Running Out Of Days
3 Doors Down - Running Out Of Days There’s too much work and I’m spent There’s too much pressure and I admit I've got no time to move ahead Have you heard one thing that I’ve said And all these little things in life they all create this haze There’s too many things to get done, and I’m running out of days And I can’t last here for so long I feel this current it’s so strong It gets me further down the line It gets me closer to the line And all these little things in life they all create this haze There’s too many things to get done, and I’m running out of days All these little things in life they all create this haze There’s too many things to get done, and I’m running out of days Will all these little things in life they all create this haze And now I’m running out of time I can’t see through this haze My friend tell me why it has to be this way There’s too many things to get done, and I’m running out of days

I Am Tempted
Far be it for me to suggest that I am tempted to be something other than what I am, But now the time has come to face the demons that arise from the sequestration of floundering animalistic passion. And i don't write because it becomes a mess of words and an excuse to continue to hold onto how things used to be when I was normal and things didn't matter, I was just a hollowed soul with less to give and more to consume. Come here and sit while i tell you the tale that has become my story a fortunate feast of images and color beyond your wildest imaginations, and watch in horror as the details leave you begging for more. But I continue to be tempted by that life that was and is inside this wretch because it is me and my destiny and now we face eachother a mirrored reflection of what will never be and what will always haunt me. i am tempted I am tempted I am Tempted i am tempted.

3 Doors Down - The Road I'm On
3 Doors Down - The Road I'm On She said life’s a lot to think about sometimes When you’re living in between the lines And all the stars are sparkling, shine everyday He said life’s so hard to move in sometimes When it feels like I’m towin' the line And no one even cares to ask me why I feel this way And I know you feel helpless now, and I know you feel alone That’s the same road, and the same road that I’m on, yeah He said life’s a lot to think about sometimes When you keep it ALL between the lines And everything I want and I want to find one of these days But what you thought was real in life, Oh, has somehow steered you wrong And now you just keep drivin' tryin' to find out where you belong And I know you feel helpless now, and I know you feel alone That’s the same road, and the same road that I’m on, Yeah, yeah, yeah What you thought was real in life, has somehow steered you wrong And now you just keep drivin' tryin' to find where you belong I know

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Please Pray For Us
This morning at 11:45 my grandmother passed away. She suffered for over 3 months with Conjestive Heart Failure. This is the woman who raised me and my siblings until I was 12 years old. She was more of a mother than a grandmother. Please keep my family in your prayers while we are going through these trying times. I need all the prayers that I can get. I am normally a very strong person, but I just can't seem to get my head straight to do what needs to be done for her funeral right now. Thank you in advance for all the prayers that we hope to recieve.

Woooo My Test
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First Love
I ne'er was struck before that hour With love so sudden and so sweet. Her face it bloomed like a sweet flower And stole my heart away complete. My face turned pale, a deadly pale. My legs refused to walk away, And when she looked what could I ail My life and all seemed turned to clay. And then my blood rushed to my face And took my eyesight quite away. The trees and bushes round the place Seemed midnight at noonday. I could not see a single thing, Words from my eyes did start. They spoke as chords do from the string, And blood burnt round my heart. Are flowers the winter's choice Is love's bed always snow She seemed to hear my silent voice Not love appeals to know. I never saw so sweet a face As that I stood before. My heart has left its dwelling place And can return no more. John Clare

Court
Man, I was driving in Virginia one morning and I had wreck my car! AWww, right.. Well waited for the police to show up ....>.> Which took them 1 and a half to show and they gave me a reckless driving charge. Damn it! Now I have to go to court Dec 4th and I might be going to jail or prison for 1 to 12 years if I loose the case......Oh well, I guess...

Careful Now
Watch carefully World could come together Shifting cosmically Touching light as a feather Yet causing pain Of a great design A fever in my brain Destroying any shrine Worlds touching Bouncing off each other Causing an awful sting Never leaving time for another Concentrate can’t let it happen Don’t let your worlds collide It will leave your will misshapen Just remember how you tried Worlds collide Lives could end Surcease provide Lives will mend

Not Been Feeling So Hot....
My ex brother in law is in the hospital. He is not doing so well. I don't know whether or not he is going to be around much longer.This sucks. Just felt like putting that out there.

Here I Love You
Here I love you. In the dark pines the wind disentangles itself. The moon glows like phosphorous on the vagrant waters. Days, all one kind, go chasing each other. The snow unfurls in dancing figures. A silver gull slips down from the west. Sometimes a sail. High, high stars. Oh the black cross of a ship. Alone. Sometimes I get up early and even my soul is wet. Far away the sea sounds and resounds. This is a port. Here I love you. Here I love you and the horizon hides you in vain. I love you still among these cold things. Sometimes my kisses go on those heavy vessels that cross the sea towards no arrival. I see myself forgotten like those old anchors. The piers sadden when the afternoon moors there. My life grows tired, hungry to no purpose. I love what I do not have. You are so far. My loathing wrestles with the slow twilights. But night comes and starts to sing to me. The moon turns its clockwork dream. The biggest stars look at me with your eyes. And as

Nov 27
A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars. And she brought forth a man-child, who was to rule all nations with an iron rod: and her son was taken up to god, and to his throne. And there were given to the woman two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the desert unto her place. And the serpent cast out of his mouth after the woman, water as it were a river: that he might cause her to be carried away by the river. And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed up the river, which the dragon cast out of his mouth.

Kiss Or Pass
KISS-OR-PASS There is at least one person on your cherry list that wants to kiss the hell out of you. So lets play the kissin game. The rules are simple... if you want to kiss the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Id definately kiss you"!

It Isn't Confusing
I am ravaged and aching, this body quaking and the mirrors don't lie and the tears don't die because I've forgotten how empty it all feels when the vultures are nipping at my heels. Forgotten and lost these dreams just cost way too much to even touch with emotions that resemble anything real eyes closed judging all by feel. A wired frame and it's all in the name words made of vinyl an icy touch to my spine. The skeleton's watching a haunted soul. And his secret is safe burried deep in it's hole. A blackened expression and a new direction in which limitless boundaries leave us in a quandry of where we should continue being everything and anything we could. Ride with me, in confidence that I and your conscience get along more than you and she can. because I was made a righteous example just bones and clay.

Funny Ha Ha
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up. “He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.” “Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily. “Sure it will,” the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. “Look at him. He’s afraid to cough.”

Monday
So it's a Monday and I have the day off. I was supposed to go to a doctor appoinment but rescheduled to catch up on so much needed sleeep. I don't sleep much. One day I might figure out why, but til then I will keep playing the catch up game. I am doing some laundry and might start on my Christmas cards. My roommate has he's done and is mailing them today. So my parents will get hers before they get mine. Kinda funny. Who really reads blogs anyway? I do becuase I like to know what goes on in peoples mind and lives. I'll try and be more faithful about updating this web page and profile. WOuldn't want the people who do have some sort of intrest to lose it. That is all for now......

The End Of The World.
Picture it ... 7:40am, Sunday, October 15, 2006. So, I'm about to wake up, still more than half asleep, when all of a sudden I feel this violent shaking ... felt like forever, but it probably lasted maybe 15 seconds. I look at my friend who slept over and he is like "WTF". Not even a minute later, the shaking starts up again, this time I could see the walls in my room swaying. My daughter is in her room yelling for me, like I could do something ... lol. I guess she was freaked out because that tremor knocked down some stuff in her room. 6.7 - that was the magnitude of the first quake. The second one was a 5.0. Through out the week we kept getting aftershocks, mainly felt on the Big Island. So, going back to the 15th. Within 10 minutes, power goes off all across the state. Some got theirs back within 2 hours - which was up the street from me ... not even 3 blocks away. I got mine 15 hours later. The last of the state got theirs back 3 hours after I did. Five days

Slowly Getting Sick Of Being Married...
I've been married for about ayear and some now. He went over seas for the first yet, came home and everything has went to shit. Such as, he's a slob, and doesn't know how to pick up after himself or clean a room when he's done fucking it up. Yes, love is a factor in this marriage, but I'm starting to wonder why the hell did I get married in the first place? Was it reallyw orth the time and effort to make shit last here? HELL NO, I'm to the point where I want out and here soon! I can't deal with sloppy, no good assholes. Any advice, before I do settle and get a divorce? and talking to him doesnt work either, he'll freak out and blow up and blah blah blah. Whine and cry liek a bitch. If you got advice, let me know.

Ok So Whos First..lol
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Fake Profiles
Sooooooo whats up with all the fake people on this site? People using other pics other than their own! That really pisses me off!!!!!!!!!! If you don't look that good go to the gym or something! Diet, walk, run or something! But posing as other people is shamefull and childish! I thought we were all adults here! Lets act like it! I know not all the people do this but there are far more than needs to be!

Hello All My Awesome Ct Friends
PLease come by and vote for me in the morph Contest, Please rate my pic, and you can comment as much as you like, Thank you all, i aprreciate it. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=248163&albumid=124160&i=2228768564

Stampa Med Leroy
hahahahahahahahhahahaahhahaha thsis is just humor :P sorry for the swedish talks in thsi vid but its a a vid of a person trying to explane the rave-dances hahahahahahahahah im find it so hillarious cuz if you go to a party here in swe you can see halt the UV-warriors danicng like thsi its like Leroy is there mentor.. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1203890201817028530&q=stampa hahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha its killing me

Sex Survey
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Newbie In A Cleavage Contest
hey all....i finally decided to join a contest on here...rather....i was informed i was going to be in it..lol...anyways..the contest closes thursday so IM kinda hoping being a virgin to the cherry contests that you might wanna help? just go here and leave a bunch of comments.. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=250360&albumid=123241&i=2399384757 the more comments you leave..the more votes i can keep to stay ahead....love ya'll!! And THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

Angels
Is an Angel Trying to Contact You? Do you keep seeing white feathers or smelling chocolate? An angel might be trying to get your attention... By Hazel Raven As people become increasingly aware of angels, so the veil between our world and theirs becomes thinner. You do not need to be clairvoyant or psychic to experience the joy and delight of angelic contact. Some people who never actually see an angel are nevertheless aware of their angel’s presence. Angelic ‘calling cards’ are personal to you. As you gain experience, you’ll learn to recognize your own signs. Here are some ways to which you may become aware of the presence of angels. The atmosphere of the room may change—you may feel surrounded by a warm glow. The air may seem to be tingling around you, or you may feel a rush of energy down your spine. A beautiful aroma may suddenly fill your room. The rich smell of chocolate is a calling card of some guardian angels! You may experience feelings of love o

Get Him, Spike
One day, Mrs. Smith's dishwasher quit working. She calls a repairman and tells him, "Let yourself in to fix this. My bulldog won't bother you. But, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" The repairman arrives and finds a huge, mean-looking bulldog. As promised, the dog leaves him alone. But the parrot drives him nuts with constant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally, the repairman can't contain himself and yells, "Shut up, you stupid bird!" To which the parrot replies, "Get him, Spike!"

Something I Found
SOMETHING I FOUND . THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH ADDING. 'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stockings by mantle, just boots filled with sand, on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, A sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, it was dark and dreary, I found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone, curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder, not how I pictured a United States Solider. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this night, owed their lives to th

Yup Another
she lays their with a smile she lays their with no care shes happy she thinks everyone is too but nobodies happy she doesnt realize how much she is cared for by anyone even her enemies care but now shes gone she lays there with the blood dripping off her cold dead hands

“error Messages”
“Error Messages” Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new notebook PC called the Vaio. Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows 95, 3.1, and DOS Operating systems, Sony's president Nobuyuki Idei said, "We intend to capture the High ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been-until now-an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry." The chairman went on to give examples of Sony's new error messages: Examples: A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Cheeseburger And Smirnoff... Corner Pocket...
So its two days after my 21st Birthday party and I got totally trashed... most of my friends were their with me, drinking in my basement... There was Many a bottle of Alcohol... the only one not drinking was my best friends wife, Dusty, who just found out she was pregnant...but anyway... there was this really cute girl their that, needless to say, I embarrassed myself in front of her. I got so drunk that the second half of the night I don't even remember... apparently I asked her out, like twice... and me and Kenny threw up... but I did it all over my pool table...

Contagious Shooting??
"Contagious shooting" is what the NYPD calls the phenomenon formerly known as "Group-think". The New York Times defines Contagious Shooting as "gunfire that spreads among officers who believe that they, or their colleagues, are facing a threat. It spreads like germs, like laughter, or fear. An officer fires, so his colleagues do, too." This is the expert explanation of why police officers fired multiple times in New York over the weekend, killing Shawn Bell just hours before his wedding. According to the reports, Bell and friends became involved in an altercation with undercover police officers in a strip club during this bachelor party. What happened next is pretty sketchy as I've read a few articles on this and the only things that are really consistent are the altercation and at some point the vehicle that Bell was in hitting a minivan, followed by the shooting. The fact that Al Sharpton has arrived at the scene tells me that they will try and play the race card on this a

Mascara Massacere
With mascara swirls under her eyes she dances and spins while she cries She plays in the rain with the drops pouring down she's trying to smile but it comes out a frown She thinks of things she doesn't know like love and smiles like soul rainbows Attempted laughs they're such a joke when your mouth is stitched and your heart is broke She twirls in the river red ribbons in her hair dye drips in her mouth but she just doesn't care The water is fast the current quite strong and she wants to do things that she knows are quite wrong To shove her head beneath the whirling black to close her eyes and never come back Oh if only life was a fairy tale she'd never be lonely she'd never be pale Her skin is white like the wings of a dove drenched with dew She's tried to change it she's tried to be bright but when she opens her mouth it just doesn't sound right So she lives in her world of tunnels with no end and wishes for things like a boy or a

Let Your Light Shine
Let Your Light Shine We are each born into this world with unique gifts. Within us is a glimmer of the divine, a light that can potentially make the world a more beautiful place. But in many, that light lies dormant, snuffed out by fears and feelings of inadequacy. To spark it is to attract attention, face the possibility of rejection or the responsibility of success, and risk being labeled immodest. Yet when we undermine the light by hiding our aptitudes and quashing our dreams, we deny ourselves and others a wealth of experiences. Your abilities are a part of who you are and when you take pride in them, you affirm the love, esteem, and trust with which you view yourself. Moreover, as you express the light within, you grant others permission to do the same, freeing them to explore their own talents. For some, we are taught to hide our light from the world since childhood. Relatives caution us that the professions associated with our aptitudes are unattainable. Our peers may be

New Things
Well so much goin on!! Been doing ALOT of school work! I have finally learned to love myself, and i have never been happier. I met someone who seems to treat me good that i can relate to, nothing serious yet but can only take it as it comes. I MISS MY PURERAVE!! Oh and Olivia's bday is this weekend.

The Master Of Puppets Is Pulling The Strings...
Yes, here's week 2 of my weekly Song Of The Week. This weeks song is my screen name MASTER OF PUPPETS by Metallica Song Name - Master Of Puppets Artist - Metallica Album - Master Of Puppets Song Number - 2 of 8 Song Length - 8:35 Lyrics End of passion play, crumbling away I'm your source of self-destruction Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear Leading on your death's construction Taste me, you will see More is all you need You're dedicated to How I'm killing you Come crawling faster Obey your master Your life burns faster Obey your master Master Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Needlework the way, never you betray Life of death becoming clearer Pain monopoly, ritual misery Chop your breakfast on a mirror Tas

Hot Story
My boyfriend, Jake, a self-proclaimed card shark, hosts a weekly poker game attended by five of his closest buddies. They rarely quit before bar closing time, no newcomers are allowed and, because of their strict No Female policy, I'm usually confined to the bedroom of the apartment we share with only the TV, or whatever else is handy, to entertain myself with. Of course, prior to confinement, it's my job to ensure that there's an ample supply of beer in the fridge as well as enough pretzels to last well into the wee hours. Their raucous laughter and booming belches often drown out whatever program I'm watching so, more often than not, I content myself with watching one or two of Jake's porn flicks with the volume turned down since, after all, dialogue isn't really necessary in conveying the action in those types of films. Raw, sizzling, sweat inducing sex, on screen or off, is a particular favorite of both Jake's and mine and…the more bodies involved the better. In fact, we're kno

Nervous!!!!!!!!!!
CUZ MY DAUGHTER'S SURGERY IS TOMARROW AT 9AM!! IM SO NERVOUS CUZ ITS GONNA B MY BABY GIRL HER NICKNAME ON THAT TABLE BEIN CUT AND NONE OF MY KIDS HAD SURGERY B4. AND NOT TO MENTION MY GIRL HAS SEIZURES AND EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. IM JUST FREAKIN OUT INSIDE BUT IM STRONG OUTSIDE FOR HER CUZ I CANT LET HER SEE THE FEAR IN ME THAT I HAVE FOR HER EVERYDAY. CUZ I DONT KNOW WUT HE FUTURE HOLDS ESPECIAL WHEN SHE FLIPS OUT ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE BUS STOP AND THE NEIGHBORS BRING HER HOME CUZ I HAVE THEM WATCH OUT FOR HER. SO PLEAZE KEEP US IN UR THOUGHTS AND PRAYER AS WE ENTER THIS UNCERTAIN MOMENT IN OUR LIVES!! THANX MMFWCL!

Just Got Home
hello to all my freinds and family just got home from norfolk Va seeing my son before he deploys to irag for 6 months had a great time will be spreading some cherry love on tueday missed you peeps

61 Things We Don't Know About Guys
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. 11. Guys ge

"from Never Forget" A Place Everyone Should Visit..
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Ballad Of A Tortured Soul....
Don't wanna bring anybody's mood down. And this might seem a bit odd of a blog, especially lookin' at my new profile headliner lol. Anyways, I've been home for the holiday, and I've been just a mental mess. Seems that my world is just all a mess. No matter what I do or say, things just get fucked up beyond any kind of chance of repair. Family issues, love life issues, friend issues, work issues, financial crisis, seems like a neverending merry-go-round. And usually when things happen in people's lives, we have this sort of defense mechanism to handle all the bullshit. Some people drink, some people smoke, some people write, some people destroy shit. Whatever it is that channels your emotions, that burns off whatever inspirational moment you might have. Mine seems to be my sense of humor. Someone once told me that the best comedians and humorists are the most tortured souls known to man. Despite all of their pain and anguish, they're able to find the humor in life. And for some re

Tomorrow, Forever
Come to me in the morning Let the sunrise kiss my eyes I see I feel I know Tomorrow forever it will rise alone Walk by me through the day Though you are beside me The shadow cast is one Sit by me in the eve Watch the sun set once more Tomorrow has no horizon How beautifully symbolic Take me in the night The power of your presence enticing The silence of your voice delighting The coldness of your touch inviting I won't run I won't cry I won't regret Sunrise Shadow Sunset Darkness Raise your arm Sweep your hand Envelop me in your robe as dark as the night I now see is what is not I belong here no more There is no sunrise There is no shadow There is no sunset There is only darkness Because tonight has become tomorrow Forever

Mercedes-benz
For all the friends of Mercedes-Benz: www.mercedes-benz.foren-city.de You can post in English, German and Dutch. Spanish is also no problem. French I do not understand, but you can also post in this language. And so on... Love Holger

Affliction
Ambiguous mysterious Unusual and beautiful A contradicting entity Will you be the end of me? Unsuspecting resurrecting Condescending and protecting eyes shining cruel intending Will you be the end of me? Mesmerizing hypnotizing Tantalizing and incomplete Search always for the reverie Will you be the end of me? Conflagrations intimations Invincible and suffering An enigma you now must be Will you be the end of me? Animated complicated Predictable and bittersweet Jaded eyes stare back soulfully Will you be the end of me?

Peace
Greetings and Salutations, Hello to all first and foremost, I am new to Cherry Tap and bewildered because like I said I am new to this. So please feel free drop me a comment and I will fire bac at yous. Thank Yous.

New Pics....
I've added a bunch of new pics from my shoots with Ammunition, Mayhem and a few others... come check em out and they are [NSFW]... be sure to check out: for more :p... and again a disclaimer: I'm the photographer, not the chick in the shoots... please dont send me a shout thinking I'm them... -kristoff

Me
hey well i will start off with my name is lauralee im 23 yrs old and live in waterloo ontario which fuckin suxs i hate the city so much, but i just baught a house and am moving on saturday. i have a 10 month old daughter who keeps me on my toes all the time. I love to hang out with my friends (like i do it though) dont have time for myself anymore..... i get rolling eyes when i ask my man to take her for a few hours alone. but what ever..... anyhow im a fun loving person great scence of humor.

New Contest
Thats right im holding another Contest this time for The cutest kids on CT... Send me a pic of your kid.. I dont care the age they can be 3 mos or 30 years as long as its a pic of your kid!! Yes it is okay to use grandkids if ya want :) Send your pic to me >>,JO JO@ CherryTAP Contest Will Start on Thursday 11/30/06 @ 6 am Central Time :)

Here's A Slice.
I first encountered death when I was around 7 years old. I had Chicken Pox, and my cousin had brought her kids over to get them too, in that odd tradition so many people partake in. It worked. Issac and Emily both caught them. Issac was 6, and Emily, 3. Emily died from it. I blamed myself for years. I was a child. What did I know? When I was 10 years old, I was riding the bus to school. Across the street was a convienience store. One girl, afraid of missing the bus, came darting out of the store, Blowpops in hand, in a rush to get on. She never saw the speeding police car. He never saw her, either. But I saw it all. Oh, how she flew, like a ragdoll...Easily 200 feet. The impact knocked off both of her shoes. Her socks didn't match. She landed beside the Riverside Cemetary. One shoe landed inside it. Oddly fitting, no? You wanted to get to know me. Here You go.It's not always pretty in my head, I warn You now. But there's beauty everywhere, and I may show You s

Get A Grip
Ok what the hell is wrong with everybody. I think the holiday season has made everyone gone mad. People on the road so unhappy, I was watching people at the mall...still very unhappy. It seems like Christmas has become a big gift giving thing. I think we have all lost sight of what it is really about. I dread this time of year. I hate going to the stores, Its never been my favorite holiday. Thats all I really have to say about it. Hope I didnt offend anyone. Merry Christams to all my new freinds anyway.

Something To Offend Damn Near Everybody....
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? ~ A different bar. *Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? ~They named him "Sum Ting Wong". *What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? ~ A speech impediment. *What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? ~ They're hirin' *Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? ~ Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. *What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? ~ A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. *How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck? ~Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell * BINGO * ! *What's the Cuban national anthem? ~ "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" *What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? ~ A northern fairytal

Choatic Revolution
THE INSIDE The things I do I do for me The pain the humuliation the depression I put you down and it makes me grow stronger I make you cower and it feeds the fire burning my good soul and mind I withdrawl into my little world and you think I'm crazy but I think you're narrow minded so I dive deeper into my abyss of insanity I humuliate you more just to increase the gravity forcing me to lifes little edge the one I balance as I laugh in the face of death So continue to feed the fire continue to make me dance with the flames and one day I'll no longer live for you to torment then you'll know the sweet pain of balancing on deaths edge CHAOTIC REVOLUTION Dodging gods watchful eyes the stars hide your dieses entrapped in failure wrapped in guilt hidden high up on a shelf a demented little soul lingers without hope forgetting a past that makes no difference erasing a future that's priceless encased in a stone heart prisioned by a dead-beat father the

Pub Grub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: | Cheese Sandwich $1.50 | | Chicken Sandwich $2.50 | | Hand Job $10.00 | Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "Indeed I am." The man replies "Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

“it Got Crowded In Heaven”
“It Got Crowded In Heaven” So for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died. " The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the secon

People You Should Add
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Blue Angel Eyes
A demon lies And a young child cries But in her blue eyes there’re dancing angels I find harmony in there Heaven’s spirits so handsome and pretty and love so fair Golden wings of angels which split in millions With joy in their hearts Angels made out of cremated axis and dust but in her blue angeleyes I feel liberty now I feel glory and trust

Vote For Me Please!!!!!!!
HEY IM IN THIS POSTER GIRL CONTEST AND I NEED YOU GUYS TO VOTE FOR ME IM TRYING TO FIND THE LINK SO GIVE ME A MIN AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW IT K PLEASE VOTE FOR ME YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS OK HERE IT IS http://cherrytap.com/user/395243# thanks you guys muahhhhhhhhh

I Am Noe On This Site Any Suggestions
hey I am new to Cherry tap, I think it looks pretty neat but I am a little lost - dont know what to do next.....can you help? any ideas? I look forward to meeting people here and getting to become friends, I am waiting on you! GINA

How Was I Born
“How Was I Born” Little Billy asks: "Daddy, how was I born?" Daddy answers: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've Got Male!"

You Are Loved!!!!!!
Too Busy for a Friend.. One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercis

Ok, It's Official.... I Signed Up!!!!!
Ok, I have officially signed up for the harley motorcycle class.... it starts Jan. 4th... I'm scared shitless, but gonna give it a try... Wish me all luck and keep your fingers crossed for me.. LMAO

How Can They Not Know????
I don't understand how a family could not know this... I mean.. the smell alone should make them wonder.... Woman thought missing found dead behind bookcase NEW PORT RICHEY, Florida (AP) — A woman thought missing for two weeks was found dead in the home she shared with family members looking for her. She was found wedged behind a bookcase in her room. Mariesa Weber disappeared October 28th. The 38-year-old had greeted her mother after returning home that day but wasn't seen again. Her family thought she had been kidnapped and contacted authorities. Late one night Weber's sister went into her bedroom and looked behind a bookcase, where she saw a foot. Using a flashlight the family saw Weber was wedged upside-down behind the unit. Weber's family thinks she may have been trying to adjust a plug to a television that was behind the bookshelf when she fell behind it. A spokesman for the Pasco County Sheriff's Office said the death is not suspicious and that Weber a

“how To Impress A Man And/or Women”
“HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:” 1. Compliment her, 2. Cuddle her, 3. Kiss her, 4. Caress her, 5. Love her, 6. Stroke her, 7. Tease her, 8. Comfort her, 9. Protect her, 10. Hug her, 11. Hold her, 12. Spend money on her, 13. Wine & dine her, 14. Buy things for her, 15. Listen to her, 16. Care for her, 17. Stand by her, 18. Support her, 19. Go to the ends of the earth for her.... “HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:” 1. Show up naked. 2. Bring beer

Don't You Hate It When..
“Don't You Hate it When..." There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. You open a can of soup, and the lid falls in. It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. You slice your tongue licking an envelope. Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom door

New Pics Added To My Adult Folder
Enjoy sweeties.. Hope everyone is havingn a good monday. I was trying to find some sexy christmas pics to add for you. Hugs and kisses..Lorie Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com

Church Bulletins
“Church Bulletins” The following are taken from actual church bulletins across the country... The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The Outreach Committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening Massage - 6 PM The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. Ushers will eat latecomers. The third verses of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the congregation. The pastor will preach his farewell mess

This One Will Make You Think
AND WE SAID OKAY This one will make you think In light of the many perversions and jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, and it’s intended to get you thinking. Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (Regarding the attacks on Sept. 11). Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?" In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her b

Fuck A Bitch
fuck your lies fuck your stupid bitch fuck your cheatin lyin poser ass fuck you im tired of all your fucking lies then your stupid bitch messaging me bitching at me because i talk to you, so you know what yall both can go fuck yourselves. if you wanna be with a man like lookin bitch that cheated on you more than once be my guest i aint gonna fuckin be your convenience and im not gonna fuckin be your fucking door mat cant fuckin do me like that i dont fucking deserve that bullshit so fuck you

Your 1st?
Your First Time SurveyTake This Survey at NaughtyQ.comWhen was your first kiss?12When was your first erotic touch?13When was your first orgasm?13When was the first time you were naked in front of someone?16When was the first time you saw someone naked?16When did you have sex for the first time?16

I Owe My Soul
My Gramma say Johnny Cash Once...Said he was a very short man...anyhow I love Johnny Cash... I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine Picked up a shovel and I walked to the mine I hauled Sixteen Tons of number 9 coal And the straw-boss said, "Well, bless my soul" You haul Sixteen Tons, whadaya get? Another older and deeper in debt Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store Born one morning it was drizzle and rain Fightin' and Trouble are my middle name I was raised in a canebrake by an old mama lion And no high-toned woman make me walk the line See me comin' better step aside A lot of men didn't and a lot of men died I got one fist of iron and the other of steel And if the right one don't get ya, the left one will Born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine Picked up a shovel and I walked to the mine I hauled Sixteen Tons of number 9 coal And the straw-boss said, "Well, bless my soul"

I Walk The Line
For DJ Because You're mine.... I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day is through Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you Because you're mine, I walk the line As sure as night is dark and day is light I keep you on my mind both day and night And happiness I've known proves that it's right Because you're mine, I walk the line You've got a way to keep me on your side You give me cause for love that I can't hide For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide Because you're mine, I walk the line I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line

Just An Update
Well I've moved into an apartment. Don't have any type of internet just yet, but fortunately the library is just a few blocks away. So that is great for when I need to get out of the house and raise some hell online. For all of you I may only be on for maybe an hour or two the times I do come to the library so I'd better make it count. Any questions or comments please make them and I'll get back to you.

Her
i dont know how she does what she does. i dont even know her full name or alot bout her or the sound of her voice or the magic of her touch or the tenderness of her kisses. i want to learn all of that bout her but right now all i need to know is how she makes me feel and what she does in my life, and with her shes able to make my darkest corners bight, make my long journeys short, makes my smile bigger, just her telling me hello and that she misses me and her utter joy just to spend 5 minutes talking to me she makes me want to be the better part of me again and again and again shes just so wonderful and funny and smart shes amazing in every way that i know of her so far and i doubt that shell ever be less in anything or anyway.

Top 17 Country Songs
Top 17 Country Songs 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number One Country Song --- 1. I Ain't Never

Fuck.
I put myself in the stupidest of situations. All because I dare(d) to hope. I refuse to let go of that, as without hope, what life is there? None, but an empty shell, and monocromatic days. So instead, I sit with butterflies in my stomach, wondering. Always wondering, never knowing.

Close My Eyes Forever
Ozzy Osbourne - Close My Eyes Forever Baby, I get so scared inside and I don't really understand is it love that's on my mind or is it fantasy? Heaven is in the palm of my hand and it's waiting here for you what am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy? If I close my eyes forever would it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever would it all remain the same? Sometimes, its hard to hold on, so hard to hold on to my dreams It isn't always what it seems when you're face to face with me Like a dagger you stick me in the heart and taste the blood from my veins And when we sleep would you shelter me in your warm and darkened grave? If I close my eyes forever would it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever would it all remain the same? Will you ever take me? No I just can't take the pain would you ever trust me? No I'll never feel the same (oh) (instrumental) I know I've been so hard on you I know I've told you lies If I could have

Something To Think About
Ok everyone this was posted on a site from a friend of mine a really good friend of mine that I have known forever and it gave me a little insite on not only relationships but also on friendships. Thanks Steve So I thought that I got the priviliage of getting the insite and the words of wisdom from him i would share it with the friends on my myspace!!! So many people take for granted what they have and before you know it ist is gone and welll let me tell your from experience, IT SUCKS. So live life to the day for your friends, family and loved ones!!! Don't take anyone or anything for granted!! Recently I did a Myspace survey and one of the questions was who was your first REAL Love. I thought about how to answer this question since lately the words Real and Love haven't fit together so well. I took the short and politically correct answer in the interest of time and space on a short survey and answered Tanya, Kelli, and Shannon. While my answer was truthfull it was also flawed in

What Is Racism
WHAT IS RACISM You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. There are over 60 o

Oh No, Not That Old Chestnut
okay i just need to get this off me chest or I will just fester and that will do me no good whatsoever so once i have it out then i can forget about it. anyway i like to loiter and occasionally when I am thinking will glance at the bulletins a bit. I have noticed there is a lot of bullshit about being friends yadda yadda yadda. I dont understand why people get upset after all most are acquaintances, loose connections and weak ties till you decide to put some effort in yourself as its a two way process well that is how i look at it, I love random connections and sometimes just a few words will lead to getting to know people better. I know since setting up the lounge I have got to have some fun and got to know people better which is great. You know everyone goes on about how much they hate myspace but this place especially the bulletin boards is just the same, you get the same sort of shit posted and reposted day in and day out. I think once of the biggest things that ann

Tina
I beg to differ, you did have Steves brother at our house Tina, I was there, and you are the one who introduced him. In fact if I remember correctly, you said he was married, but he was going to get a divorce because his wife was a bitch to him, and that you were going to get married because the two of you always had feelings for each other and you would be better for him than she was. AS for the miscarriage Ashley had, yes, she was upset...upset over the same type of shit her "friedns" were giving her. YOU would know that better than anyone. I could mention your daughter and her previous miscarriages(or at least the ones you claim she had). You seemed to take great pleasure in taking total responcibility for each of those. Are you proud of the fact that you caused such a thing? You don't want to get into a battle of words with me, I know ALOT more about you than you would think and I have no problem letting anyone know about it...ANYONE! Maybe if you actually had a

Now Here Are The Rules From The Male Side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago

What A Boyfriend Should Know And A Girlfriend Should Do
What a Boyfriend Should know and a Girlfriend SHOULD do Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his. Guys:whisper in her ear Girls: giggle Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back.... Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't) Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her. Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it. Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something yo

Sex Jokes
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. Q: Why did God give women foreheads? A: So you have somewhere to kiss them after they give you a blowjob. Q: Why shouldn't you screw your wife first thing in the morning? A: You've got all day to find something better. Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A: A slut will fuck anybody, a bitch will fuck anybody but you. Q: What's the best way to keep a hard-on? A: Don't fuck with it. Q: Why was the homo fired from his position at the sperm bank? A: He was drinking on the job. Q: Why did God make pussy smell like fish? A: Because he made sperm look loke tartar sauce. Q: What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that's long & hard? A: A new last name. A truck driver picked up one of those long-haired androgynous types that are so in vogue these days. After about an hour

Mowing And Beer
Mowing and Beer On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

“you Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When...”
“You Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When...” You actually wore a blue ribbon to protest the Communications Decency Act. You kiss your girlfriend's home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3. And even your night dreams are in HTML. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't

“you Know When You Have Had Too Much Coffee When”.
“You Know When You Have Had Too Much Coffee When”. You answer the door before people knock. You ski uphill. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and You don't even work there. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't need a hammer to pound nails. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. People get dizzy just watching you. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. You help your dog chase its tail.

“what Women Look For In A Man”
“WHAT WOMEN LOOK FOR IN A MAN” I thought it would be interesting to give you a different point of view this time. And I thought it might be helpful to take you "behind the scenes", and show you what it's like for a woman when she's "looking" for a man. OK, to start with, I have something important to tell you: WOMEN ARE CRAZY. I know, profound. You can write me later and tell me how this new revelation has changed your life. But please calm down, collect yourself, and let me explain. Why do I say that women are "crazy"? Well, BECAUSE THEY ARE, first of all. Lol... No, it's because women do something that SEEMS crazy (especially if you're a man). Women like to SAY ONE THING, but when the time comes around to actually ACT, they do something TOTALLY DIFFERENT. I could go into an essay on why this is, but for the purposes of this discussion, the most important reason has to do with EMOTIONS. Women tend to SAY what they THINK when they're asked a quest

What's Your Power Color???
Your Power Color Is Gold You're dependable and hard working. You never miss a deadline - and you're never late. You have a clear sense of right and wrong. You're very detail oriented. You get frustrated when your friends are sloppy - or when they don't follow through. You're on top of things, and you wish that everyone else was! What's Your Power Color?

You Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When..
“You Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When...” You actually wore a blue ribbon to protest the Communications Decency Act. You kiss your girlfriend's home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3. And even your night dreams are in HTML. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't

“what Does It Taste Like”
“What Does It Taste Like” A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine. "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths; every one of the children was stumped. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"

“warning Labels”
“Warning Labels” Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

“understanding Women”
“Understanding Women” “WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST” She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. “WOMEN'S REVENGE” "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." “UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)” I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. “MARRIAGE SEMINAR” While attending a Marriage Seminar de

“top 10 Blonde Inventions”
“Top 10 Blonde Inventions” 10. The water-proof towel 9. Glow in the dark sunglasses 8. Solar powered flashlights 7. Submarine screen doors 6. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart boards 4. A dictionary index 3. Pedal powered wheel chairs 2. Water proof tea bags 1. Zero proof alcohol

“too Stupid”
“Too Stupid” \"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?\" \"Yes, well, I\'m having trouble with WordPerfect.\" \"What sort of trouble?\" \"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.\" \"Went away?\" \"They disappeared.\" \"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?\" \"Nothing.\" \"Nothing?\" \"It\'s blank; it won\'t accept anything when I type.\" \"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?\" \"How do I tell?\" [Uh-oh. Well, let\'s give it a try anyway.] \"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?\" \"What\'s a sea-prompt?\" [Uh-huh, thought so. Let\'s try a different tack.] \"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?\" \"There isn\'t any cursor: I told you, it won\'t accept anything I type.\" [Ah--at least s/he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware problem. I wonder if s/he\'s kicked out his/her monitor\'s power plug?] \"Does your monitor have a power indicator?\" \"

“toilet Paper Is A Necessity”
“Toilet Paper Is A Necessity” It was in Yugoslavia that I learned to drink plum brandy and that I discovered that toilet paper was a necessity of life. Jon's relatives were very nice people. However, I was sure they wanted to get rid of us when they pulled out the cognac. Now I have been told that there are really good cognac, but I having yet to be served any. It just seems a terrible waste to me to distil white wine into this stuff. Cognac has all the bad properties of poor white wine and none of the good properties of a good whiskey. After two days of cognac even Jon suggested that we visit his other relatives who were vacationing on the Yugoslav Adriatic coast. And so out of the mountains descended the motorcycle gang from hell. Wasn't much of gang as Dean's cycle began to run rough at any speed above 30 mph. It's not at all impressive to have a two cylinder, two cycle Russian car pass you going up hill. But...we finally made it back to Ljubljana. Now here is a r

Three Women Escaped From Prison
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one was a brunette, and one was a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks." The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoe

So Yeah...
well i got to hold a bird this weekend. My bro Greg's mom got a couple of cockateeles ( misspelled i know) and anyhow they attacked me and i got to hold them..id never touched a bird b4. it was kinda cool. but if i get bird flu and die im sooo coming back and haunting his ass.

“things A Perfect Woman Would Say”
“Things a Perfect Woman Would Say” I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! God… if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? You're so sexy when you're hung over. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. I'll be out painting the house. I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s; I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Honey. Our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, No, I'll take the car

“the Way Children See Things!”
“The Way Children See Things!” “NUDITY” I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt! ”HONESTY” My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago. ”OPINIONS” On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." ”KETCHUP” A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to

“the Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor Is Nuts”
“The Top 11 Signs Your Driving School Instructor is Nuts” 11. Conducts the first week's lessons in two chairs using imaginary driving motions and engine sounds. 10. Keeps stopping in the middle of your lesson to deliver pizzas. 9. Fails you unless you can get the airbag to pop. 8. Instead of emergency brakes on his side of the car, he has a passenger-side accelerator and a mini bar stocked with Wild Turkey and Ho Ho’s. 7. Has "P - R - D - 2 - 1" painted on his fly and keeps yelling, "Shift!" 6. Has a working saw blade on the hood and mutters about "fixing Speed Racer for good". 5. Immediately fails you because his Carmen Miranda-style hat doesn't fit in your Escort. 4. Day One: "Chinese Fire Drills", "Basic Mooning Techniques" and "Reloading a 9mm at 90 mph." 3. Always divides class into "shirts" and "skins." 2. When he yells "England," you're supposed to start driving on the other side of the road. And the Number 1 Sign Your Driving

Things A Perfect Woman Would Say
“Things a Perfect Woman Would Say” I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! God… if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? You're so sexy when you're hung over. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. I'll be out painting the house. I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s; I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Honey. Our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, No, I'll take the car

“the Miracle Of Toilet Paper”
“THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER” Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

Contest Is Now Open!!! Please Repost Let The Cherry Bombing Begin!!!! Enjoy
Well Everyone the contest is now open reminder there are 2 seperate contests one for rating and the other for comments.. Remember no kicking no spitting and no fucking swearing..lol.. everyonenjoy and LET THE GAMES BEGIN.. Thanks everyone... And goodluck to all.. iv'e seen some really good talent out there.. Maybe the best morph of CT win.. Ben OHHH!!!

“the Drivers License”
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Romantic
“Romantic” Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads. He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his wife's cup and said, "Sugar, sugar?" Joe thought this was great and continued to listen around the dining room. Another table over Joe observed the following. A man spooned out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, "Honey, honey?" Again Joe thought this was good stuff. Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly into his young wife's eyes and said, "Ham, pig?"

“stranded On An Island”
“Stranded On An Island” There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too ti

“sex Fairy”
“Sex Fairy” This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you wi

“sagging Feeling”
“Sagging Feeling” Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become paralyzed, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

“quick Pour Me Twelve Drinks”
“Quick Pour Me Twelve Drinks” A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve drinks." So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, "Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast." The guys says, "Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got." The bartender says, "What've you got?" The guy says, "75 cents."

Fantasy
I find it very interesting how people create fantasies and how they can engulf you and almost become a reality. I looked up the definition of fantasy. A fantasy is imaginative power, a mental image or dream, or it can be explained as a creation of mental images or even an impractical idea. So is it really unrealistic to try and live out fantasies? or are they better left to the imagination? My whole question is can you really contain your desires when emotions are involved? Fantasies are also a release for ourselves in response to an ungratified need. What can you do to bring that need back into your life? I have created so many fantasies...and I have to be honest, have carried out a few. But reality sets in and things may have been left better in the mind...however, I wouldnt change anything! I ask myself about that line between reality and fantasy and it really is so thin...do you think it is ok to cross? Answer any of these question if you dare...just thinking out loud...lol

“put A Rubber On It”
“Put A Rubber On It” A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded and only the wife and nine kids are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that sound is driving me nuts!" The blind man replies, "If you would've put rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"

“pre-booty Call Agreement”
“PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT” This pre-booty call agreement, hereinafter called the AGREEMENT, is made between _________________ and ________________ two consenting adults. This AGREEMENT, is entered into this ______________ Day of ___________, 2004. The following conditions shall apply to both parties unless otherwise agreed to by both parties: 1. No sleeping over. 2. No meeting in public. 3. No calls before 12:00 am. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit. 5. No emotional discussions. (Example: Where are we headed with this? You know where it's headed - to the bedroom only!) 6. No plans made in advance... that's why you're called the backup! 7. No non-sexual gifts. 8. No baby talk (dirty talk is encouraged). 9. No calling for chit-chat between booty calls. 10. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (in fact, no conversation is better!). 11. No kissing, It's too intimate. 12. No calling each other "friends with benefits." (We are

Friendship A-z
“Friendship A-Z” I wake up in the morning, and can hardly wait to see if I've received a mailing, addressed from you to me. I get my puter running, and much to my delight, your poems, jokes and other things come quickly into sight. Please keep those emails coming, they are so enjoyable you see Funny things, friendly things those things you mail to me. But most of all, the fun of it, Is knowing that they came From you my friend, The one I need not name. This is a test of the Emergency Friendship System forward it (and back to me, too, I hope).... a Friend does most or all of these... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust to "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer

“panties And Gloves”
“Panties and Gloves” A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart along with this note: My Dearest, I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the

Helpppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADD HER TO VOTE PLEASE... I Love Sporks **Rate my profile before adding me as a friend please! :)@ CherryTAP IM IN THE MOST PISSED OFF LOOK CONTEST... PLEASE VOTE AND RATE FOR ME BY CLICKIN THE LINK... YOU CAN VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT AND U HAVE TO ADD SPORKS AS A FRIEND TO VOTE SO THE HATERS AINT FUCKIN WITH PEOPLES PICS AND MAKING THEN nsfw....

“only In America”
“Only in America” 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America... do we use the

State Of Mind
So, Im taking some classes online aromatherapy,psychic development things of that nature....and I was sitting there trying to meditate and feeling very relaxed and BOOM! eric woke up and started bitching nonstop!!!!! How can be at peace and my chakras doing the proper thing when hes constantly in a state of negative??? First of all in invaded my space when I clearly have my do not disturb sign up and just ugghhh now Im out of sorts!!!!! Why couldnt he had slept just for 30 more minutes??? As you can see Im bitching which is the way I stay because eric doesnt understand the concept of personal space!!! Plus, hes not a believer in the whole wiccan thing.....So, anybody out there got any suggestion???? PLEASE HELP!!! cause short of putting him on mute I dont have a clue!

“ode To Beer”
“ODE TO BEER” Posted: 3/3/2004 9:07:40 AM Oh beer, purest of swill I will drink you, way past my fill. Sure its been said, that you cause a few wrecks But thank you so much, for helping me have sex. Where would I be, hand you not been involved, With a few in me, I’m closer to another problem solved. Nectar of the gods, I beg you never ever to vex me... Oh and by the way... thanks for being so close to Lexi!!! I will close now, for you are a busy lover I look forward to all the dreams, you and I will discover. My friend, BEER

Ramblings 1
Ok my first Blog. What do I have to say? Well, basically I have no idea. I blame Vicki for my entry into this crazy forum. So we'll see how it goes. And yeah I can blame her, cause she's been a friend since we were wee little things. Shame we don't get to see each other as much as I'd like, but atleast I do get over to her neck of the woods a time or two in the year. I'd write more but seems the young Padawan has decided that I simply *must* help him play Lego Star Wars. ::sheesh::

“not Another Virus”
“Not Another Virus” *** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Bad times" delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears. It will replace your shampoo with Nair

“new Company Policy For All Employees!”
“New Company Policy For All Employees!” “DRESS CODE” It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. “SICK DAYS” We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. “PERSONAL DAYS” Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. “BEREAVEMENT LEAVE” This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

A Hug Certificate For You
“A Hug Certificate for You!” If I could catch a rainbow, I would do it just for you, And share with you its beauty, On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain, You could call your very own, A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles, I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain, Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there.

God Created The World...duct Tape Holds It Together....
God created the world...Duct tape holds it together.... The uses are limit less. So I have included a crap load of ways to use duct tape for those of you who don't have an imagination. 1. Hanging posters. 2. Decorative book cover. 3. Fix broken tail light on vehicle. 4. Twist a long piece into rope (thousands more uses). 5. Tape wires down on floor or out of the way. 6. Tape wires back together after splicing (much wider than electricians' tape). 7. Reattach rear view mirror. 8. Repair cracked winshield/window. 9. Patch ripped clothing. 10. Hide unsightly wallpaper seams. 11. Repair broken hoses. 12. Repair broken fan belt. 13. Use as art medium. 14. Fix broken book binding. 15. Band-Aid for really big cuts. 16. Attach leg splint to broken leg. 17. Wallpaper your house (may be slightly expensive, but well worth it for the resulting sophisticated look). 18. Reinforce pages in 3 ring binder. 19. Cover up empty drive bays. 20. Fold in half

“new California Rules”
“NEW CALIFORNIA RULES” THE NEW 2004 CALIFORNIA STATE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK By: Arnold Schwarzenegger “SICK DAYS” We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. “PERSONAL DAYS” Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. “LUNCH BREAK” Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast. “DRESS CODE” It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer cl

“in Prison & At Work”
“In Prison & At Work” IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct ta

Do You Need A Man???
You Don't Need a Man, but You Want One! You like having a guy in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single. You won't go out with a guy out of desperation.. you rather be alone. However, when you're single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating. Because no matter how good your single life is, it's better with a great guy around. Do You Need a Man?

“if You Think You're Having A Bad Day...”
“If You Think YOU'RE Having A Bad Day...” Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete with a dive tank, flippers and facemask. A post-mortem examination revealed that the person died not from burns but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that, on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast--some 20 kilometers away from the forest. The firefighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large buckets. The buckets were dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the forest fire and emptied. You guessed it!!! One minute our diver was making like Flipper in

Friends
something that's very important to me is friendship, although I'm normally a quiet and reserved person and I lead a simple and quiet life here, I value the friendships that I have made over time while being online. some people I find are real characters and others I have come to cherish and hold close to my heart, to me distance is not a deciding factor upon wether I'm going to regard somebody as a close firend or not. I stand with my friends and I'm always there for them and I'd like to think that they would do the same thing for me. I've been told that relationships come and go but friendship is forever...I'd like to think that's very true.

Are You A Tease???
You Are a Tiny Tease You like to flirt and show off your body, but what confident woman doesn't. You enjoy male attention, and you're usually pretty good at not leading men on. However, there are times when you get carried away with your sexy behavior. It's okay to use your amazing flirting powers for good - but never for evil! Are You a Tease?

What Piercing Are You? Quiz
You scored as Labret Piercing. You probably intimidate a whole lot of people without really meaning too. If people could just get past the many tattoos, piercings, and sideburns I'm sure they'd love you. Or still be scared, who knows.Labret Piercing100%Lip Piercing90%Dirty Piercings90%Tongue Piercing90%Earlobe Piercing90%Nipples80%Cartilage Piercing60%Belly Button Piercing40%Nose Piercing20%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

“huge Breasts & Erections”
“Huge Breasts & Erections” The long-term implications of drugs or medical procedures must be fully considered. Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research. It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections that can't remember what to do with them

How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her".you need to pray at work. When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think "what the f..k do you want now?". You need to pray at work. When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which on of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?" . You need to pray at work. When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office.", and you want to throw a stapler at him. You need to pray at work. When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this bit*h want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk. You need to pray at work. When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for

“how To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity And Drive Other People Insane”
“How To Keep A healthy Level Of Insanity And Drive Other People Insane” At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom (Don't disguise your voice) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you are doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rubs your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster than that." Reply to everything someone says with "That's what you think." Finish all your sente