“You Know When You Have Had Too Much Coffee When”.
You answer the door before people knock.
You ski uphill.
You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and
You don't even work there.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You help your dog chase its tail.
