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created on 11/27/2006  |  http://fubar.com/xxx/b28603

CONTEST

I AM SUCH AN IDIOT WHEN COMES TO THESE THINGS. I HAD PEOPLE BOMBING THE WRONG PICTURE SITE. NOW I FEEL LIKE AN REAL IDIOT. PLEASE FORGIVE ME ALL OF YOU WHO COMMENTED ALREADY. I HAVE NOW LOST THOSE POINTS AND AM WAY BEHIND SO IF YOU COULD BE SO KIND BOMB ME HARD AND ROUGH TO HELP ME CATCH BACK UP... THANK YOU AND DONT FORGET TO INCLUDE YOUR FRIENDS, FANS, AND FAMILY IN ON THE BOMBING... I NEED THE BEETING AFTER BEING THIS DUMB... THANX HERES CORRECT LINK: image.php?u=198400&i=1929960929&tn=1

MUCH NEEDED HELP

I NEED HELP BOMBING THE PICTURE BELOW FOR MY VERY FIRST CONTEST... PLEASE SHOW SOME LOVE FOR A NEW GIRL... THANKS AND I'LL DEFINETLY GET YOU BACK IF YOU LET ME KNOW...BY THE WAY ITS FOR THE OUTLAW CONTEST... image.php?u=461208&i=1929960929&tn=1

3some Agreement

“3 Some PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT” This pre-booty call agreement, hereinafter called the AGREEMENT, is made between _________________ and ________________ and_______________three consenting adults. This AGREEMENT is entered into this ______________ Day of ___________, 2005. The following conditions shall apply to both parties unless otherwise agreed to by both parties: 1. No sleeping over. 2. No meeting in public. 3. No calls before 12:00 am. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit. 5. No emotional discussions. (Example: Where are we headed with this? You know where it's headed - to the bedroom only!) 6. No plans made in advance... that's why you're called the backup! 7. No non-sexual gifts. 8. No baby talk (dirty talk is encouraged). 9. No calling for chit-chat between booty calls. 10. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (in fact, no conversation is better!). 11. No kissing, It's too intimate. 12. No calling each other "friends with benefits." (We are not friends and we won't be) 13. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. (Phrases such as "Honestly, I was thinking about Jada Pinkett/Eric Benet" are completely acceptable). 14. No extra clothing. (I don't want your ass leaving anything behind that might identify you). 15. No guilt about falling asleep right after sex. 16. No getting offended if you are not asked if you enjoyed it (I don't care)...and don't ask me! I'll get mine and you worry about yours, we start at the same time. 17. I will not walk you to the door/car for any reason. 18. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be "An associate from work." 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes for both of us. 20. This agreement is strictly confidential between the two consenting adults, no discussions about it. I agree to the aforementioned terms. Both consenting adults must agree upon any alterations or amendments. If any party attempts to change or alter any terms of this AGREEMENT without mutual consent, this AGREEMENT will automatically become null and void with no obligations due either party. __________________________________ Signature Date______________________ __________________________________ Signature Date______________________ __________________________________ Signature Date______________________

Freak

"The Freak Within" Well if you want a freak then step this way, Because your pussy is gonna scream with what I'm about to say. I want you handcuffed to the bed nakedly waiting, You can't move now so let me help you with your masturbating. You’re licking your lips now getting hella wet, Begging for this dick like a porno vet. Licking on them pussy lips, Making you moan when I get between your hips. Now I gotta let your hands go, 'Cause I'm gonna put you on your knees and fuck you in your asshole. Penetrating now that I'm deep inside, You’re starting to shake on this freaky ride. Your wet pussy is dripping on the floor, Begging, screaming and asking for more. Now how about you suck my dick, Get the whip cream and you can have a banana split. I'm gonna pull on your hair and get hella wild, Jump on and ride me rodeo style. Slapping you on your ass while you jump up and down, You’re my queen now so take your crown. I know you came hard cuz even my balls are wet, And our bodies are covered with sweat. You can take a nap now but it ain't the end, Because when you awake we're gonna start again. Here is a little something for you to think about. Because you and I can have a good time doing this, that’s no doubt. Just letting you know that you are invited. Come on over and let me get you excited. This poem is from me to you. Maybe just something that we can do. We can have a race to see who's gonna be first to come. Let's give it a try 'cause it sounds like a lot of fun. So on your response I will await. Please let me know if you want to make this date. So until we can meet again. You'll be in my dreams my friend.

XXX

Butterscotch Sunday Sunday night with nothing to do, All alone just me and you. I've got an idea that seems just right, Lie down and relax 'cause this is gonna take all night. I've got some "Butterscotch" that tastes so sweet, For you to put on me from head to feet. "Butterscotch!" Yes that's the shit, That'll give you a night you'll never forget. First you can start around my tits, From nipple to nipple with a couple of licks. Then you can smother it between my thighs, Only to hear my "Butterscotch" cries. Down my ankles between my toes, This is where the "Butterscotch" goes. Hold on a second 'cause you’re not done, For we've only begun our "Butterscotch" fun. Then up my thighs you'll start to lick, Not stopping till you reach my clit. I think you should stay right here a while, As I wiggle, giggle and give you a smile. Sucking and nibbling gonna taste it all, It's not just a party it's a "Butterscotch" ball. Rubbing my nipples while sucking my clit, Until a tingly sensation throws me into a fit. Screaming your name while crawling the bed, My face turns pink, purple, and red. Shuddering sensations shoot down my spine, As I am moaning and groaning the whole damn time. Well my pussy is the wettest you have ever seen, As I grab your hair and let out a "Butterscotch" scream. "Butterscotch, Butterscotch" I told you was the shit, That would give you night you'd never forget. So now that we've had a "Butterscotch Sunday", Come and join me for a "Hot Fudge Monday"!
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