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Galen Online, But He Isn't
Why is it saying that Galen is online? I know for a fact that he isn't because we live together and have been together all day and he is in the bedroom asleep and I am on the only computer that we have in the house. So don't think that he is online because he isn't. Isn't that weird?

;come See The Death Of An Angel......
Well I finally finished my Muzicans page!!! I was able to upload 4!!! of my songs I made My Self!!! that I though you would enjoy! even on the last one ...its a little drawn out but trust me Its worth it to listen to all the way through. I've made shure to throw in a GRand Suprize!!!! So with out futher Adew...the MadScientis debut- http://www.myspace.com/madchemicalscientist P.S. Thanks for all the suport and feedBack yall all Fraggle Rock!

Star
Star Wishing on a dream that seems far off hoping it will come today Into the starlit night foolish dreamers turn there gaze Waitting on a shooting Star But- what if that star is not to come will there dreams fade to nothing? When the horizon darkens most all we need to belive is there is hope Is an angel watching closely over me? Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see? I know my heart should guide me but- theres a hole within my soul What will fill this emptiness inside of me? How can i be satisfied without knowing? I wish then- for a chance to see Now all I need- desperately Is my star to come......

Update 2
Just got to my sister's house in Portland... On the way down here I got a call from CompUSA, it appears that Azura's hard drive has completely failed. No viruses, thank goodness - because I don't have to pay now. =) I will loose everything I had, but I really don't care as long as I get her back. And it sounds like I may possibly have her back the weekend after Thanksgiving. WOOO-HOOOOOO! Sorry the other blog entry got posted twice, don't know how that happened. I miss my cherry!

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Rating
Even though someone had rated one of my pics a "1"....I went on ahead and rated them a 10. I just dont understand how someone can be mean to other people that they know nothing about....If you dont like the pic, just move on....And as bold and ballsy I can be at times, I did leave them a comment on thier ONLY pic, but I rated them a 10. THIS IS THE WAY I SEE IT: DONT LIKE: LOOK AND MOVE ON LIKE IT: LOOK, RATE, COMMENT AND MOVE ON Don't be mean to people, you never know when you might need them to help level you, or thier one vote could make a difference if you win a contest or not......."What goes around, Comes Around" Hugs To All M'lady Tina, (Even to the mean person)

Writen Last Night At Work
I wonder if I am doing right As I work till dawn shed it’s light And my thoughts go to distant things I wonder what the future brings As I think about my hopes in life And go through the hardships and strife I wonder if it is worth it all As I think of the past beyond recall And write my thoughts out for all to see I wonder what will now become of me As I sit and dream of hope and love And look for the answers from heaven above I wonder if it maters you see As I think of what has been and will be And spend my time lost in thought I wonder if all has been for naught By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Mettekenzo's First Saturday Night Pimp Out
Hi everyone!!! I would like to introduce you to my awesome friend TRicky from the Netherlands ... he is such a great guy....... please show him love cherry style!!! Rate his profile and comment him, become his fan, add him as a friend.....oh and dont forget to take a look at and rate all his awesome pics ;) He is a HOTTIE girls ;) ~2007 is gonna be TRicky~@ CherryTAP Thx in advance! Enjoy your weekend... Much love, MetteKenzo (oh and in case you're wondering ... YES its Saturday night in Denmark... ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Are You A Friend?
If you are my friend and reading this please go comment me a few times. Its very close and hard to keep up! I dont wanna give up just yet center> Hey Guys!!! I am in the CherryTap Goddess Contest. I am certainly not the prettiest gal in this contest. I chose to use my geekygurl picture. A Geek Goddess is a woman who is technically inclined, and also attractive. They are a rare thing, and exert a special brand of power within the geek community. Often outnumbered 4:1 or more, they know the power that they wield, and so reign supreme in the mostly male geek world. Sometimes uncomfortable with other women, they often actively seek out purely male comerades, where they can be sure of their lofty position. This is me This contest is measure by the amount of comments so you can comment 5000 times if you wish! Bomb the heck outta me with comments so I can win this!!! Simply put… I don't care what you might think about me You'll get by without me if yo

I Am The Dog In The Chinese Horoscope Lol
dog In the West, the Dog is man's best friend, but in Chinese Astrology this Sign is a little more unpredictable than that. Dogs are loyal, faithful and honest and always stick to their firm codes of ethics. However, this Sign has trouble trusting others. It's generally quite trustworthy itself -- except for the occasional "little white lies" the Dog tells in order to make things go more smoothly. The Dog makes a wonderful, discreet and loyal friend (despite any white lies) and is an excellent listener. This Sign tends to root for the underdog and its keen sense of right and wrong makes it duty-bound to the core. The Dog's mantra seems to be, Live right, look out for the little people and fight injustice whenever possible. Dogs can also be rather dogmatic, too. They don't go in for light social banter; instead, they go straight for home, expostulating on the topics that are most important to them. At these times the Dog's narrow-minded or stubborn side can become apparent; this S

Hot Horny Me Today
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Kiss!!!!!! ;o)
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Love Your Friendz Day! ;o)
Today is "LOVE YOUR FRIENDZ DAY" Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. you are a TRUE FRIEND.... I LOVE YOU SO MUCH -------------------------------------- If you get a dozen your loved!! _________________.s$$_________ ____s$ ________________s$$$?______s__ ___s$³ ______________.s$$$___ __.s$, ___s$$³ _____________s$$$$³______.s$__ _.$$³ ________, ____$$$$$.______s$³__ __³$ ________$___$$$$$$s_____s$³___ __³, _______s$___³$$$$$$$s___$$$, ` ____.. _______$$____³$$$$$$s.__³$$s__ ___, , ________³$.____³$$$$$$$s_.s$$$_ ___ _______`$$.____³$$$$$$$_$$$$__ _s³ ________³$$s____³$$$$$$s$$$³__ s$³ _________³$$s____$$$$$s$$$$`__ s$$ ______s.__$$$$___s$$$$$$$$³_.s $$³__ ______$$_s$$$$..s$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $³__ ______s$.s$$$$s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $_ _____s$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$³ ____s$$$ssss$$$$$$$$$$ssss$$$s ___$$s§§§§§§§§§s$$$$s§§§§§§§§§$$ ___³§§§§§§§§§§§§§s$s§§§§§§§§§§§§§³ ___§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§s§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ ___³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ ____³§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§

Reflective Thoughts
Reflective Thoughts How did I get back here? Damn I must be trippin Helllllllloooooooooooo? I knew damn well my radar said stop not go Why did I proceed? Her game was tight? The rap was strong? I knew damn well I’d heard that shyt before The fuck was wrong with me? Oh well You strong Pick up Walk the fuck away The hell are you looking back for? Aint no mo shyt to see What? I’m thinking I read sumthing wrong? Hell no I didn’t Her bullshyt was plan as day I’m just one of many Hold up Hold up the fuck up One of many? The fuck is really the deal? I must like playing second and third stream? She know damn well I should have been number one I’m sexy ,sweet and kind to a fault Hell I’m damn sho a keeper She walked away had games to play I guess Trust me I will land on my feet Sad thing is Her trifflin ass went to find lust when a real man had offered her love © BlkLuvPotion 2006

Poem
An ache starts deep in your heart And you begin to wonder why Everyone is passing by But nobody sees you cry Apparently they don't see Or fail to even know The girl under the skin The pain that really shows Read my eyes and lips Or the signs upon my face The thoughts that keep me up at night Leaving me misplaced I never really asked for much Maybe too much for the liking of you I swear I'd change it all and go back But what's the use when you have no clue I'd do anything for you And that's one things I have above all of them But the one thought that goes through my head Is "Why can't I be with him?" I don't expect you to understand Anymore than anyone would I just wish you'd look into my eyes With the hope that maybe you could

"a Sorta Fairytale" - Tori Amos
on my way up north up on the Ventura I pulled back the hood and I was talking to you and I knew then it would be a Life Long thing but I didn't know that we We could break a silver lining And I'm so sad like a good book I can't put this Day Back a sorta fairytale with you a sorta fairytale with you things you said that day up on the 101 the girl had come undone I tried to downplay it with a bet about us You said that- You'd take it as long as I could I could not erase it And I'm so sad like a good book I can't put this Day Back a sorta fairytale with you a sorta fairytale with you and I ride along side and I rode along side you then and I rode along side till you lost me there in the open road And I rode along side till the honey spread itself so thin for me to break your bread for me to take your word I had to steal it and I'm so sad like a good book I can't put this Day Back a sorta fairytale with you a sorta fairytale wit

Psycho!!!
from: Vampira* Queen of the Night* date: 2006-11-17 19:55:24 subject: Messages sent to friends. read receipt: Yes replied: No block user How dare you say this about someone else's child. That is a very low down good for nothing thing to do and say. You better hope I NEVER see your pathetic ass in winchester, cause if i do were gonna go rounds. You have alot of nerve yelling at one person for saying something then turning around and making the same comment yourself. My brother did not say this about ashley and your grandchild, he is not that kind of person. Ashley was the one acting like a whore and calling him all the time till she got what she wanted. You need to teach your daughter better and tell her to keep her damn legs closed. You better thank god that my mom dont live here or youd be dust! How would you like to be on the recieving end of someone telling you that you should pull the plug on your grandchild.. better yet maybe you should have pulle

Construtive Language
Body: You will love this............... It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f ___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain th

Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Just A Little About Me! :)
Yea, I realize that I also posted this on my page, but that will be deleted and changed eventually and this will still be here! :) ~Jen GOOD THINGS ABOUT ME: :D My Brag Spot! 1. I am a pleaser....I want the person that I am with to be happy always! :) 2. I am trusting to a fault. 3. I am always faithful and always loyal. 4. I am trustworthy. 5. I am a hard worker and have earned every bit of the little I own. 6. I am a fighter....I don't give up! 7. I don't like to argue and will avoid if at all possible! 8. I am almost always happy! 9. I bounce back from bad things fast! 10. I am determined! 11. I am very loving! 12. I am very affectionate! 13. I am sympathetic! 14. I am compassionate! 15. I am passionate! BAD THINGS ABOUT ME! :( My Not Brag Spot...lol! 1. I can be jealous. 2. I work A LOT! 3. I do have some insecurities about my body. 4. I curse a lot. 5. I smoke cigs. 6. I drink. 7. I like to be spoiled to a poi

Silly Me
Silly Me How my thoughts are racing so I just whispered aloud "I love you" and have the softest feeling for real no reason.. You get to me so damn easy... I don't know or understand why or how but you just do. It's because somehow we belong I know... silly me. I melt at some awkward times and just shake my head at others. But I want to hold you so tight and make love to you and hold you close afterward and make love to you and just be with you and love you. Woman...the thoughts that just race by physical... mental... my stomachs a big knot and I want to sing, smile just laugh shake it off...but can't. I want you curled with me, around me, on me. I want to be in you ,a part of you... held so very tight and close... and never let go. I want to touch you, taste...explore... mentally, physically and more so much more. I want to play and be as only we can. How my thoughts are racing so such is the beginning of loving you...silly me. ( c ) B

The Honesty Of Kids
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader. It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time. Strike While The... Bug Is Close. Never Under Estimate The Power Of... Termites. You Can Lead A Horse To Water But... How? Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty. No News Is... Impossible. A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr. You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math. If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Stink In The Morning. Love All, Trust... Me The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs. An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax. Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution. Happy The Bride Who... Gets All The Presents! A Penny Saved Is... Not Much. Two's Company, Three's... The Musketeers. Don't Put Off Tomorrow What... You Put On To Go To Bed. Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And.

The Power Of Love
The Power of Love Sometimes you win sometimes you lose That’s just the way love goes If your eyes can't see its beauty Then forever may they be closed The last time you knew love Was it all that it could be? Is it really so easy to forget Someone answer this for me If memories are all you have Of the commitments that you made Feelings will start to erode away Over time your memory does fade At the start it was new and exciting What happens when it begins to grow old? Where passions once were hot as fire It embers have now turned cold Have you ever held on to a dream? In the hope that one day it takes form If you awake with feeling of sadness Lets just that it did you no harm Two hearts that beat has one Will have the strength to endure They’ll learn what really matters most And the dream will live for sure If you give love all you have I thought one thing would be true It would give back more then you can stand That’s what it’s desi

The Crazy World Of Ct
I’m tired... I came here just out of boredom, I’m lonely, and I just like to chat. I must say that I’m extremely flattered of all the compliments that I receive here on the site, but they are not really why I’m here. It’s mostly just to have some fun and meet people as a person. I’m not trying to hook up with anyone. I’m not exactly sure of what I want for my life right now. I’m tired of looking at women and judging if they would be right for me or not, and it seems that you have to do an awful lot of talking to get to that point. Which leads them on and then I become the asshole that hurt their feelings. I know women are not trading cards, and yes it does bother me a lot that i have hurt some of thier feelings. Just sending some alone time... The past few days I have been bottling up and keeping to myself for some me time. I have been feeling like I need some me time. Just so all women know... When you come to me and request to be on my friends list I acknowledge you as a pe

Love
What is Love? Is it Sex on the beach? No, that's lust. Is it spending every penny on the other? No, that's just showing off. Is it buying a card for no reason, just to let them know you care? No, that's how you show it. Is it putting someone else before yourself without even realizing it? I'm not sure, but that's usualy what happens. Love is hard to define, an you don't know what it is unless you're in it. But nothing is better if you can find it. All I can say is if you are lucky enough to find it, never let it go.

Something Dear To My Heart
No matter what our troubles I still love you As thought a part of me were also you Life isn’t easy but I know with out you There will be bitterness in all I do I fell the broken heavens in my heart the blight that will outlast the years of healing the darkness underearth all time and art the pain that from within there no concealing we were so much in love when we first met a river that would reach in time the sea we outht not let despair turn to regret but be through choice what love chose us to be no love can last except it be through will were wastelands in our path id love you still You are everything I ever wanted on you my future happiness depends unless I’m with you all my thought are haunted after seeing you my unease ends reason warns me that I am in danger eventually everthing must fade my love like yours is flammable in anger yet my trust is such im not afraid something in our loves more than emotion underneath each thought and each desire no

The New Theocracy
I am the new age prophet, I am the one sent to warn of the evils of religion and those who believe. The machine of christianity is a fierce monster that needs to be slayed. Only you can banish this fanatic cult of horror into the nothingness it belongs. Free the spirit and denounce the faiths. True faith in yourself and your creator, not some book of fairy tales and an image called "God". I am here to bring America back where it belongs, and that is NOT in the hands of the Theocrats. Nothing can stop this movement, we may slow down, we will not rest. Take back OUR America... FUCK freedom of religion, let us put this place back on the right track. The way our forefathers REALLY wanted this place... Celebrate freedom FROM religion. The only thing christians do here is persecute, they don't save lost souls, they do not act as "fishers of men", they PERSECUTE, they SHAME, no where in their "bible" does it say to do this, but they do, force you to believe, if christianity and God are so pow

Falling In Love
When I fall in love, I want to be with her always; In happiness, to smile with her and be the one to hug her near. In sadness, to cry with her and be the one to dry her tears. When I fall in love, I will spend my every waking and sleeping moment thinking of her and catch each moment in its lovely form. When I fall in love, I will miss her the very moment I say 'goodbye' and my heart will yearn for the very moment I say ‘hello'. When I fall in love, all my old hurts and pains will seem lost and faded away and I will be strong and brave once again. When I fall in love, I want her to be happy always, and feel like the happiest person of them all . . . Because that's what I will feel, when I fall in love, with her © BlkLuvPotion 2006

Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?
Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman? by Bryan Adams... go listen to it on my page!!!! To really love a woman To understand her - you gotta know her deep inside Hear every thought - see every dream N' give her wings when she wants to fly Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms Ya know ya really love a woman When you love a woman you tell her that she's really wanted When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one Cuz she needs somebody to tell her that it's gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really - really really ever loved a woman? To really love a woman Let her hold you - til ya know how she needs to be touched You've gotta breathe her - really taste her Til you can feel her in your blood N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes Ya know ya really love a woman When you love a woman you tell her that she's really wanted When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one Cuz she needs somebody to tell her that yo

Chili Cook Off
Chili Cook Off If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL . Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during t

Daddy Went Away...the Reason...
the poem was based on my friend alicia...yes it is true....the things that happen really did....and i thought i'd write something about becouse i just want to make a point....all the crime and hate and all the other shit thats going on right now such as the war......we really dont need it.....everyone really need to get together and try to find someway of letting the world know how we feel...let them know that the crimes need to step...let the world know that its familys out here who need their kids....brothers....sisters....moms...dads etc etc home and not in no war....sorry but i dont like gorge bush and if i had a choice i would deff. end all of this shit...and i now that our people at war want to come home but dont want to do so with out knowing they have won....but...right about now its the best thing to do....just end it and come home...you will never know when it will be your last time to see a loved one again...well godbless all!!..

The Weekend Off
I actually have the weeekend off for a change. I'm pretty excited about that. It is my friends birthday tomorow so tonight we are gonna go party, but not til like midnight cause she doesn't get off work til 11. Then tomorrow I think we are gonna take her out to dinner. Anyway, since I have a ton of time to kill, I am going to go get all of my Christmas shopping done. I'm also excited cause my family is gonna go get some KFC for dinner LoL so after that, it's off to the mall to get shopping out of the way. I didn't even wake up until 1:15 today, it felt really good to finally get some sleep. Anyway, that's all I got.

Mjolnir
Mjolnir --------- A cold lump of Iron, Cast into the flames of the Skillful Dwarves. Brokk tending to the bellows, Shaped by the talented hand's of Sindri. Mighty Mjolnir born, Despite the stinging Glad-Fly. Gifted to Asa-Thor, Before the Gods on the day of Judgment. Bane of Jotun's. Bane of Troll's. Protector of the Gods and Men. Sacred Hallower Blessing all. Symbol of our Troth. May you ever remain in Our Heart's. Written By Robert Etter 2006

Remember Them..written By My Friend Gary.
REMEMBER THEM Another soldier dies today, we pray and say we really cared He gave his life so we could live and other lives be spared So why do some hate that man for what he believes is right For without his love and sacrifice, our lives would be a constant fight So hate not that man of the military who is willing to die for you Give them your love and support to help them make it through For if he was not there to fight the battles that you would not undertake Your life would be meaningless and your life someone else would take For the military men and woman that risk their lives to keep us safe each day Are the real heroes of this world and for their safety we should pray So ask yourself would you face all the terrible risks that they constantly endure So you can sit in your freedom of place, a place that they secure We the military are not inhuman, not criminals, not people without a heart We ask not for sympathy, just your support while we are far apart And

Daddy Went Away : [
Daddy went away last night He wanted to buy me some toys but then some men in the parking lot started making a lot of noise He kept far away from the men and entered the store through the back He bought me a new dolly and a brand new pink backpack When we was going back to his car the men were acting stranger Then daddy saw a silver flash and realized he was in danger The silver flash was really a gun and I think my daddy saw it The group of men started after my daddy and loaded the gun with a bullet They started walking faster and then began to run and the biggest man of all shot my daddy with his gun Daddy screamed a painful cry and then fell to the ground The mean men took his money but daddy didn't move The group of men then took his coat and piled into a bus then the owner of the store came out to see what caused the fuss He told my father he'd be ok then dialed 9-1-1 ANd then my daddy told him about the big man with the gun When the

"caught A Lite Sneeze" - Tori Amos
caught a lite sneeze caught a lite breeze caught a lightweight lightningseed boys on my left side boys on my right side boys in the middle and you're not here i need a big loan from the girl zone building tumbling down didn't know our love was so small couldn't stand at all mr. st. john just bring your son the spire is hot and my cells can't feed and you still got that belle dragging your foots i'm hiding it well sister ernestine but i still got that belle dragging my foots right on time you get closer and closer called my name but there's no way in use that fame rent your wife and kids today maybe she will maybe she will caught a lite sneeze dreamed a little dream made my own pretty hate machine boys on my left side boys on my right side boys in the middle and you're not here boys in their dresses and you're not here i need a big loan from the girl zone Tori Amos - Caught A Little SneezeMusic Code provided by YouCodes

Which One ?
You Are Comet A total daredevil, you're the reindeer with an edge! Why You're Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky diving Why You're Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Life
So I was sitting there talking to a friend today and realized what a crappy marriage I had. Now don't get me wrong there were plenty of fun times but in all reality it sucked. I've been blessed with two wonderful children and that's about it. Again I'm not saying I regret anything I've done over the past 7 years but each and every day I'm moving on and forward and I know I've made the right decision. I can't believe how many people fault me for what I've done. Yet those same people have all gotten divorced for one reason or another so why can't I? I guess I should get off my pedestal and take my place back in line but sometimes just have to get things out there.

Men Like Him
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. ! He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _

-shakes Head-
I was just looking at my friends list. Realizing that many of you, I don't talk to, haven't talked, or haven't talked to since the day you decided to add me to your list. If you have no intentions of talking to me, tell me, I will gladly take you off my list, I have no problem not being a friend collector. If you don't message me, comment me, or anything of the sort of letting me know you want to remain on my list *unless you are on of the few that I talk to daily* You are coming off my list.

I Wont Leave Without A Trace I Wont Be Erased
Remember all the times we said we`d never forget? The sober days we never regret? Remember all the times you laid motionless in thought? How about when the drugs took over and we fought? HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THOSE THINGS TO ME AND IN FRONT OF OUR DAUGHTER?! SHE DIDN`T NEED TO SEE ME GET BEAT WHILE YOU HELD HER! CHOKED ME TIL I NEARLY WAS GONE, WATCHED HER CRY AS I STRUGGLED TO HOLD ON! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I STILL HOLD EVERYTHING AGAINST YOU! I`LL NEVER BE ALRIGHT IT`S NOT SOMETHING TO GET USED TO! YOU WEREN`T THE FIRST TO DO THAT SHIT TO ME BUT YOU SURE AS HELL WILL BE THE LAST I`M LIVING FOR ME!

Bored And Waiting
So it's about 2:30pm right now and it's a Saturday. I should be out chillin with my friends or taking my son to the park or some bullshit like that. But no..instead I am at home writing my first blog being bored and waiting for my son to wake up..I just thought I'd share that with everyone..Bye

I Was Called Trash.....
to be used abused to point at 'the youth, the youth' oh look I tried to fill your shoes I tripped on the shoestrings and ate the dirt that is where I found you cowering in the corner with shit in your mouth and fake promises die you wretched fuck with the trash you try to burn

Sorry Again
Hey dear friends! Still trying to work hard at my health. It's going to get a bit better with my depression, but I'm still not there yet. Getting a lot of people over here, who are concerned about me. So that's why I have so litlle time to go on the internet lately. Hope to speak to you soon! With love from the Netherlands! *kiss*

Lost Love
To brokenhearted women, please heed these words I say, the pain you think eternal will come to rest one day. Your destiny has whispered he wasn't the one for you, true love would never allow the pain he's put you through. A soul mate will always protect you, he won't hurt you in any way, and the bond that forms between you will grow stronger every day. Don't shed your tears in silence, there was nothing you could do, God gave you the strength of a woman, and your faith to carry you through. Time is so short and precious, so make every moment last, live today, tomorrow, don't dwell upon the past. The one who left you broken will come to rue the day, and the pain you thought eternal will slowly fade away.

Strangle Hold
Artist: Ted Nugent Lyrics Song: Stranglehold Lyrics HERE I COME AGAIN NOW BABY LIKE A DOG IN HEAT TELL IT'S ME BY THE WAY NOW BABY I LIKE TO TAP THE STREETS NOW I'VE BEEN SMOKING FOR SO LONG YOU KNOW I'M HERE TO STAY GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD BABY YOU BEST GET OUT OF THE WAY GONNA CRUISE IS A BITCH NOW BABY YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO ME 'ROUND IF YOUR HOUSE GETS IN MY WAY BABY YOU KNOW I'LL BURN IT DOWN YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT THAT YOU LEFT ME YOU PUT ME IN MY PLACE GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD NOW BABY YOU BETTER CROSS YOUR WAY solo SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GET HIGHER SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA START LOW SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY GONNA DIE SOMEDAY I GOT NEWS YOU NEVER GOT TO GO OLD COME ON COME ON UP; 4 times COME ON COME ON BABY COME ON COME ON UP COME ON COME ON BABY COME ON COME ON GONNA CRUISE IS A BITCH NOW BABY YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO ME 'ROUND IF YOUR HOUSE GETS IN MY WAY BABY YOU KNOW I'LL BURN IT DOWN YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT THAT YOU LEFT ME YOU PUT ME I

Mom
Out of all the peeps on my friend's list, there is only one person that I have talked to extensivly about my mother. Now, I feel like I need to write it down because I have done this on another site and it has helped me along with this person I try to talk to on an everyday basis. My mother found out a few weeks ago that she has lung and kidney cancer. I lsot my father 12 years ago to lung cancer and now I have to not only relive that every day but go throught it anew with my mother now. I am stressed to no end about her. I don't get out much and other than the 8 hours a day I spend at my job, I am thinking about ehr every waking second. What happens if she goes down in health rapidly, what happens if me or one of my siblings have to watch her, like my friend does, will I have the patience and mind set to be able to get the job done for Mom. This is what I am thniking about damn near 24/7. I want to send a special thank you to Sassy Girl who has been ther for me to talk to about my Mom

Homeless Woman
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her billfold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless woman replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight." The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing

Any Opinions?
I understand that girls are more sensitive than guys and that we are more emotional but we arent so sensitive that we cant take the truth. If you are talkin to a girl and you decide that you dont really want anything, its ok to tell her. shes not made of glass, shes not going to break into a million pieces. I appreciate all the honesty Ive recieved from my friends and I expect the same from a guy that im interested in. I want someone who is going to be honest with me and not going to string me along thinkin that Im gonna wait for him to make his move. Im too old for the high school games. If you like me, great-if you dont, your loss. Ive said this so many times and Ill say it again because it only makes sense-Be a man, stand up and tell me how you feel. I would love to hear a man's opinion on this and have someone try to explain why men do this.

Good Girl Jessie....bark!
By Sir CritterSir Critter@ CherryTAP Recently, you have bean more disobedient and you know you will be punished. Nervously you enter the room, unsure what will happen. "You are a bad girl Jessie," I say. "Like a dog you must be punished." You look at Me defiantly and stick out your tongue. SMACK! The palm of My hand slaps your face HARD. You begin to cry and your makeup begins to smear on your face. I direct you to a large dog kennel in the middle of the room. You crawl into the kennel and I lock the door. I walk away. Within a few minutes I return with a rolled up garden hose. I begin unrolling the hose and then I turn it on. I start spraying you with cold water, ignoring your screams as the water pelts your skin. After a while, I stop. I ask you, "Are you ready to behave Jessie?" You whimper slightly and then angrily you shout. "You're an asshole!" I slap your face HARD !!! Tears stream down your face as I reach forward and grab a clump of your

Even If You Dont Like Her Music..this Is One You Should Get Toknow To Memory.
We all live it and we all live it eventually....the title even more befitting...ENJOOOOOOOOY. YOU LEARN By Alanis Morrisette I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone I recommend walking around naked in your living room Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill) It feels so good (swimming in your stomach) Wait until the dust settles You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You scream you learn I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone I certainly do I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at anytime Feel free Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind) Hold it up (to the rays) You wait and see when the smoke clears You live you learn You love you learn You cry you learn You lose you learn You bleed you learn You scream you learn Wear it out (like a three-year-old would do) Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway) The

Haha. So.
I know its like after noon and im just now doing this but my body hurts and im tired. And all i want to do is lay in my bed cause my kidneys feel like they are about to explode. And i have four 12 hour shifts starting monday. So yeah your insane if you think im spending much time on here today. Anyway. I posted a few bulletins today. And the most recent was about fat sonny, well im going to state something in here. WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT HES THE BEST. Got it? Good. I love him. And he is there for me. So the rest of the idiots that hate him, can go somewhere. Cause he matters more to me anyway. Case closed. Now onto the icon of the day. And for kicks ♥ ♥ ♥ My mom hasnt come home yet, they said not till tommorrow hopefully, they're going to do more tests. I wish theyd hurry up already. I miss her :(. Im tired. I didnt sleep much last night. Had more important things to do. Im not going to deal with any drama today. So ill reply to your hatemail

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm @ EXIT and they're playing our song. I love you." -*HI MOM! I love you!* 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 5 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?! 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call the same e

A Mother's Wisdom
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates." About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing e

Adolescent Love/love In General
Love is a great and powerful thing to cherish and want in your life, but it also is dark and hateful things that can tear two people apart. It is wonderful knowing that youre loved, and to love someone back, but at the same time, you're also cautious because you don't know what to suspect from your significant other. I'm only saying what I know from personal experience. I'm trying to tell everyone that you need to be careful who you love and who you keep in your life. Sometimes you just have to let go and other times you just can't and just be friends which I think is the best way to go because if you completely exile the person, you lose a little bit of yourself, which is not right. A lot of times its usually adolescent love that happens, and I mean like a lot. I know a bunch of kids younger than me who are dating and having sex when they're like fucking 12! I know I shouldn't say anything myself because I was like 10 or 11 when I first had sex, but now I regret the fact that I did, i

Ten Of My Sexual Secrets
My friend, Sexy_Vixen, who is very, very sexy, requested that I do this: OK HERE'S ANOTHER ONE BUT THIS ONE IS BETTER HEHEHE (my awesome friend Poetic Angel made this) IM GOIN TO TELL TEN OF MY SEXUAL SECRETS AND PICK TEN PEOPLE TO TELL THEIRS HEHEHE 1) I lost my virginity to the first boy I kissed, all on my wedding night. 2) I've been with a man and a woman at the same time. 3) I've had pictures taken of me having sex. Not sure I am going to post them, though. 4) I've had sex in public, several times. 5) Until I was 27, I had only ever had sex with one person. 6) I love giving head, but I had only done it twice in my life, again, until I was 27. 7) I've been with 2 guys at the same time. 8) I am bi-sexual. I guess that is not really a secret. 9) I can be very aggressive, with both men and women. 10) I can be pretty loud in the sack and I love talking dirty. I am not sure who should do this survey. Whoever wants to, I guess.

Freakin Ass....
This asshole sent me a shout saying that I was not good looking and he sees why I have to get women too. Well at least I can get a women right? Anyway this is the first person that has been an asshole to me and I want to thank you guys for being sweet. If you guys can go buy that fucker a dictionary cause he spelled women like theis "womon" what a dumb fuck. Bored someone talk to me,please rate me and my profile thanks a bunch@ CherryTAP Vamp

Challenge
well someone i consider a good friend gave me a challenge to come up with 10 things about me... 1. I am married going on 7 yrs. 2. I have on son 3. I love and am new at LC 4. I have been out of school for 10 yrs. and starting back now 5. I grew up in Texas 6. I am a true person 7. Never been in trouble 8. I know what alcohol can do to a family so i drink only on special occassions... 9. I wk at a preschool 10. I believe Jesus died on the cross for my sins... Yes im Christian. so now...can you find 10 things about yourself to share??

Conservative Or Liberal?
Subject: Conservative or liberal? Division of the human family into two distinct political groups began some 12,000 years ago. Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains in the summer and would go to the beach and live on fish & lobster in winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization, and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives. Once beer was discovered it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can was invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men

Priceless
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his office Christmas party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table, "Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-- Love you." He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" Jack's son answers, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked i

My Kinky Sex Score
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Whips100%Biting100%Bondage100%Blind Folds83%Chains/Handcuffs83%Blood33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Post And See!
Fill this out and send it to my INBOX. I dare you, to tell me the truth.. Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. My best feature 1. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. One word that describes me 1. One question for me 1.

Soldiers Overseas ! ! ! ! !
Soldiers The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but h

"hotel Bill"
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00! When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and

Dating My Teenage Daughter
10 RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER OR SISTER (CONSITER YOURSELF WARNED) 1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. 2.You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. 3. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric

A Picture
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry. Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who is he, then?" he demands. "Silly, that's me before the surgery!"

Dear Civilians
Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniform

Tickle Tickle
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it aro

For The Ones That Put There Lifes On The Line For Our Freedom.
ladies and gents i wanna do a contest for the men in military uniforms please pass this around and if u wld like to b one of them men in the contest in uniform *droolzzz* let me know by private message and what pic pleeeeaaaaseeeee.......lookin for at least 20 peeps...if theres more then let the game begin *wink*

Friend
Reach out and touch my hand. I'm lonely and need a friend. Be someone I can trust-- Stand beside me till the end. Reach out and touch my hand, Please, reach out, my friend, to me. Through understanding love Tis a better world we'll see. Look beyond outward signs-- Seek to find the inner me. Help me share what I am. Let trust be the magic key. The mask I show the world Is not real --it is a lie! Underneath, I'm human! I love and hate--laugh and cry. Understand my silence. Hear the unsaid words, my friend Share with me those feelings That world can't understand. Be gentle, friend; be kind, And show that you truly care. Accept me as I am Just say that you will be there. Reach out, reach out, my friend. And fear not to touch my hand. Dare to show that you care, And can love me as I am. Reach out and touch my hand, Please, reach out, my friend, to me. Through understanding love Tis a better world we'll see.

20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
You should print this out and put it by your desk!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhy

Hurting ( Please Read )
well about 39 min ago my bestfriend called and told me her aunt has about a couple hrs to live. that right there is killing me cause through out our friendship her family has become mine and that right there is my aunt. right now im here at work and time could not go any slower. i am hurting deep inside. nothing i do i cant the thought of the pain we are all going to indeer so close to the holidays. what can i do what can i say. nothing feels right. please just pary for her family and mine. well thanks to who ever reads this. Vanessa

The First Thanksgiving
Home First Thanksgiving First Thanksgiving The Pilgrims' Menu Mayflower Myths Pilgrim Interviews Proclamation Video: History of Thanksgiving Macy's Parade Float Resources Buy the History of Thanksgiving on DVD First Thanksgiving In 1621 the Plymouth colonists and the Wampanoag Indians shared an autumn harvest feast which is now known as the first Thanksgiving. While cooking methods and table etiquette have changed as the holiday has evolved, the meal is still consumed today with the same spirit of celebration and overindulgence. Food preparation What Was Actually on the Menu? What foods topped the table at the first harvest feast? Historians aren't completely certain about the full bounty, but it's safe to say the pilgrims weren't gobbling up pumpkin pie or playing with their mashed potatoes. Following is a list of the foods that were available to the colonists at the time of the 1621 feast. However, the only two items that historians know for sure

Winners Of The Sexiest Men In Uniform
THE RESULTS ARE IN. HERE ARE YOUR SEXIEST MEN IN UNIFORM WITH 131 TOTAL VOTE FIRST PLACE GOES TO TxFFemt13@ CherryTAP WITH A TOTAL OF 99 POINTS.. SECOND PLACE GOES TO HERO SUPPORT@ CherryTAP AND WITH A TOTAL OF 73.. THIRD PLACE GOES TO Send me a post card, the desert is ugly!! The address is in the about me section of the profile,@ CherryTAP

True Lil Story About An Event That Happened Early Summer 2006
Okay here's the whole truth and nothing but the truth (leaves out the so help me gawd part -looks around for lightning-) Now Being the Angelic friend that I am I went with my dear friend to the doctor's office to offer my moral support. She needed me there to help her through a tramatic expereince. LOL She was frightened and I was there to distract her from the pain and fear that she was experiencing during a test she was to undergo. Doing my best, and acting in character I was playing my part well when the doctor came in to conduct the test. -turns to Skye and Darlene, holding my finger up to my lips, whispering- shhhhhhhh we won't tell them about the part where I rifled though the doctor's medical supplies and found the errrrr item made of latex and blew it up and drew a smilie face on it and kept making sounds effects with it. -chuckles as they nod in agreement- Seeing that we were in a good mood the doctor clued right in and started to clown around with us, and made the

Damn This Is Crazy
well hell let me see where do i begin lol... life is just a bundle of interesting twists, i was going to get to hang out with ushie gushie and i still might be able to but its gonna be later darnit lol.. i like him being around. i know it may seem like its just to have sex with him but i swear to you its not. i like him being around me because he is so sweet to me, he treats me like a lady, a prized possession... well he did when we were together. now we are trying to keep it on the down low. though no amount of seperation can change that look in his eye.. i know i did the right thing at this moment in time in breaking up with him because i can't always be held as number 2 in the pecking order of life.. i should be my mans first thing he thinks about in the morning, the one he comes home to and wakes up too, not the one you have to go hide and see. what kind of life is that? not a happy fulfilled one that i was hoping to eventually get being happily married with a few kids....maybe one

Listen Up!
Look folks, I hate that i have to say stuff like this. But if you have a jealous or easily offended signifigant other, please do not add me. I am not here to piss anyone off, break up relationships, or cause trouble. I am here to have fun and meet new people. I am really sorry if i have made anyone mad or if i have caused any problems with anyone. If you feel that anything i say or do can cause a problem then don't add me or remove me from your friends list. Otherwise let's party. Later

Cybersex!!!!!!
Cybersex, computer sex or net sex is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via a computer network send one another sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. It is a form of role-playing in which the participants pretend they are having actual sexual relations, by describing their actions and responding to their chat partners in a mostly written form designed to stimulate their own sexual feelings and fantasies. It sometimes includes real life masturbation. The quality of a cybersex encounter typically depends upon the participants' abilities to evoke a vivid, visceral mental picture in the minds of their partners. Imagination and suspension of disbelief are also critically important. Cybersex can occur either within the context of existing or intimate relationships, e.g. among lovers who are geographically separated, or among individuals who have no prior knowledge of one another and meet in virtual spaces or cyberspaces and may even r

How Could A Mother Forget A Moment Like This?????
the other day my son, which just turned a year. came up to me and wanted me to hold him. so ipicked him up. he said three times mom, mom, mom, then burried his head in my chest. looked back at me and once again three times said mom, mom, mom, then gave me a kiss. and for almost 20 mintues this went one. and finally i said son, your mommy loves you. and i swear that he said love u mom. how could a one year old who is so cute and precious want to make someone cry? but i can tell you this i will never forget it!

Blah Blah Blah
The art of communication is a difficult one, at best, to develop, apply, and coerce into action. The fact that language is arbitrary, and words are subject to a myriad of interpretations based on personal experience leaves a huge chasm to cross when writing, talking and interacting with others. A simple example of this would be the word pizza. For most, it evokes a comforting dining experience of warm crust, melted cheeses, and assorted toppings that leave the diner wanting more. For others, it is a disaster for the diet, and yet others, might conjure up a bad beer night that ended with several hours over the toilet. For several years, I couldn't even stomach the smell of pizza, because I associated it with a bout of food poisoning that left me wanting to die for a week. So, when we attempt to "understand" what others are communicating to us, it will always be bound up in associations that we attach to the words that they are offering to us. That in itself might make it tough to purcha

Words Women Use..;)
WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mis

Rant/irritation Of The Day.
Well me mates it looks as though they be after your ol' capn'. I just received an email from my ISP stating I was in violation of the DMCA (digital millennium copyright act) and they had received notice of such violations. The darn thing is the files they said I was in violation of, are available from their respective companies websites for download. Neither of the two files are "cracked" they are the full legal version, if anything I should be getting a letter from these companies stating "thank you for sharing your bandwidth" instead of a letter from my ISP saying "if you continue to use P2P your service will be canceled". Now I decided to read the "terms of service" for my ISP and they clearly state that I may not use any P2P service. This is bullshit (pardon my greek) that want to cover their billion dollar ass and now I am in violation of my TOS by leeching and seeding Debian Linux which is free, open source. My ISP also states that I may not transmit any material that

Freezing Hands
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"

First Blog Ever
Thats right Friends, Fans & Family this is my first blog! Not sure what to say. Guess i can start with I hope you all have a fantablous week end. Mine started off great, last night the hubby took me out to dinner for our 21st wedding Anniversary. It was a fablous night. Dinner at a wonderful place called Orso, Great food then for drinks at a club called the "O". While we were there i bought tickets to my favorite new band Paperback Hero. They will be at the "O" on Dec. 1st & 2nd. I'm going both nights. You can check out there kick ass music at Paperback Hero enjoy. ok how did I do for my first blog? Let me know what you think? Thinkin of u all. Calmgoddess XOXO

Married
I'm getting married! I Can't believe it. I am so in love with him. We are even talking about kids. I want to have this boys babies so bad! My uterus aches just thinking about it. I can't wait to be his wife. He already calls me his wifey.

Went, Had A Blast.........
and woke up this morning thinking "What the hell did I say and do last night??" I had fun I know, dirty danced with an ex-boyfriends ex, now you figure that one out. Played pool, had chalk wars, we left looking like ghosts. Laid face down on the bench for a bit, danced some more. One guy even asked "Are those real?" I had to reply "Yep, they are there in case I fall down so I'll bounce back up!" After all the fun I ended up sitting outside in the cold (I didn't realize it was cold) doing the drunken phone thing. Then we all had cheeseburgers with extra grease!! Now was that fun or what?

Strange Sex Laws
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks

My Life Changes
IN LIFE WE WERE BORN WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD. BUT THOURGHOUT THE TIME WE SPEND IN THIS LIFE CERTAIN THINGS HAPPEN AND CERTAIN PEOPLE EFFECT US. THIS EFFECT IMPACTS OUR LIVES IN POSITIVE AND IN NEGATIVE WAYS. FOR INASTANCE,IN MY OWN LIFE, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE THINGS THAT HAVE ALTERED THE WAY I CARRY OUT THE REST OF MY DAYS IN THIS LIFE. ONE, IN MY CHILDHOOD I WAS RAISED BY A GRANDPARENT. NOW AS SHE DID HER BEST SHE WASN'T A MOTHER NOR WAS SHE A FATHER AND CHILDREN NEED THOSE POSITIVE ROLES IN THEIR LIVES TO BECOME A PRODUCTIVE GET THROUGH LIFE. IT IS BECAUSE OF THE ABSENCE OF MY OWN MOTHER AND FATHER THAT I MADE THE CHOICE TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR MY OWN CHILDREN SUPPORTING THEM AND PROVIDING FOR THEM IN A WAY THAT I MYSELF DIDN'T HAVE. I FEEL THAT YOUR LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT AND YOU CAN CHOOSE TO BE HOW YOU WANT TO BE. NO ONE CAUSED YOU TO BE A CERTAIN WAY. WE DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE OUR PARENTS. IN FACT, WE CAN LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES AND MAKE THE NECESSARY CHANG

Quiz
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What’s Your Mental Age? MY RESULT:Child You’re all about energy, fun, and not really caring or even thinking about the future. Basically, you’re seven years old. The good news is, you've got a youthful spirit that others envy. The bad news is, you still wet the bed. Sometimes. Only when you've had too much soda late at night. Take This Quiz!

Split Second Decisions
Choices, they are what every person lives by, they may be good or bad. At the time you may think it's one of the greatest things ever but it might not have been such a great decision in the end. However you made the decision. so take it as a learning point in life, I know I've made a lot of stupid decisions, but when you learn to live with them and don't give people the chance to make you feel bad about it...It's a lot better !

What Is This Stuff
Ok, i haven't written since high school, but the other day i sat down a wrote my vows for a handfasting that may happen in the future. *crosses fingers* and that got the juices flowing again. I miss writing, but i can tell i'm rusty at it. if you like what you read let me know, if you don't like it go to another page. This is my place to be me and vent and love and what ever i feel like doing. so enjoy it, because i do.

Get Out The Kleenex
Just when you are wondering if there are times that you helped someone... and did it really mean something... you get an e-mail like this... it is extremely touching.. hope you enjoy the thought of how when we DO take time that it can be a blessing... The Doll and the Rose I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's th e doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that S

To All My Friends
forget me not altho i sometimes do to write i mean its not that i don't love for you are my friend and hold my heart but life takes me away times are hard but forget me not you keep me true to myself and hold me together without you im lost

Life As It Passes By....by Katrina
Life As It Passes By You start life as a baby Which then you are so cute We give Our Parents a Hard time In other words a run for there Money. Soon it is time for us to go to School. Parents Cry as they say good bye For the First Day Of School. Before you know it you are a Teenager. All we can think about are Boys and Girls, School Dances, and so on. Before we know it we are in High School. Look it is Homecoming who will We take to the game and the dance. Then you get a Steady Boyfriend and they are your life so you think. You put down your guard to let them in your Heart. Time for Prom what will you wear, who will you go with oh that loving boyfriend is with who. You plan for Months what you are going to wear, How to do your Hair, What will happen? So many things to think about. Then the night comes you look so Pretty. Your boyfriend tells you look very nice. You take losts of Pictures for the Parents then

My Trinity
It'll never work they say how can one person love two? for them i feel sorry that their hearts are so small love is not bound by a body nor is it bound by a number my heart can accept all no matter their choices in life i love two one male, one female the three of us love each other and live in harmony our children will grow and learn to be open our life will be lived rather than be be told we will have no regrets for we lived we did what made us happy and will never say "i wish i'd done it my way"

Nice Guys
I was just talking with a friend of mine. We were talking about different shit, then we stumbled upon the question of nice guys an what not. He said I am wasting my time being a nice guy. For those of you who know me please give me your input. But he told me the classic saying "nice guys finish last". Is this true? I mean Yes like most guys i can be an ass at times but I mean I feel an think I am a nice guy. It just is frustrating at times. Cause one min. I am being told I'm a nice guy an the next someone is calling me a dick. I mean yes I can be a dick but for the most part for friends I like, I would do anything for. I bend over backwards at times and very few appreciate what I do for them. I dunno someone please give me some input.

~ Seductive Touch ~
~ Seductive Touch ~ As I walk towards you I hear the pounding that beats in your heart Anticipating the sensual moistness of my lips softly on your skin Grabbing you tightly in my arms as I cradle the small of your back Pulling your delicate body to my soft lips as I gently kiss your neck Your body arches as the touch of my mouth explores you everywhere Surrendering helpless as the intense passion moves your inter soul My hands move all throughout you with passion driven force of love Biting your top lip as your moans scream loudly of what’s happening Feeling your body lose all strength as you release your every control Fingernails driving into my skin as my tender tongue penetrates inside Rendering your soft amazing body in a extreme state of intense desire Tugging me closer as you ache for more of what my love is given you Thrusting further in a pool of your soul interlocking our hearts together Reaching deep inside as drenched bodies grind to a rhythm of

Private Pain
Private Pain All alone I sit once again My tears, a constant stream An outflow of the pain the resides deep within An outward expression of that... private pain My Lord and Saviour pops in and tells me that it will be ok That this is only the growing pains that I must feelto reach the Glory he has for me Yet privately the desperation grows Feelings of inadequacy and unworthiness creep in Feeling now like I am not worthy to breathe this air in my lungs What is this thing that has a hold on me? Lord won't you save me from this? Why must I feel this way? The pain kept private and held deep within Nobody else can see Everyone else is above me So why would they bother with someone like me? I try to maintain my strength My composure My lust for life and lord Why must I lose sight of all that I love in this? Nothing can escape this darkness that has befallen me Yet I know tomorrow once again the light will come and tarry for awhile Only to once again be overcome by this co

Running From The Cops
Running from the Cops A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason Why you were speeding that I've never heard befo

Have A Great Day All
A new day has just begun time to bask 'neath the sun Yesterday is dead and gone to a new day you belong Rejoice and be glad there's no need to be sad Leave your burdens behind allow only good to fill your mind Make the best of this new day only good will come your way Have A Good Day!

Play In The Darkness
Screaming red and piercing black The demon is coming He is gaining his stance Come, oh come won’t you? Play his games and dance his dance Smiling and laughing Twirling and whirling Life is a blur of promises too many So short why wont you just dance his dance? A promise for fun A contract for hell What is it worth? Time is the essence Live lavish for it will end Choices you make Consequences are looming Deep in the shadow but do not dare care Sip the champagne of death The lights are dimming The spinning wont stop Will your body to stop to no avail Only to find you are prisoner Dancing your dance til your time has come to end The end draws near or so you think No you will live the choices you made for an eternity more Oh but when did this happen And where were you? so innocent Tricked and used by the desire that ran so deep in your blood The crimson is the color The darkness cascades A beauty so dangerous So compelling to touch Oh you wanted it a

Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?" Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call. Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD. Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side. Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey. Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building,

Come Dance With Me
Pale moon shadows cascade upon the open dance floor Under the twinkle of the stars, A feeling rushes through my body. Unknowing of your presence, I close my eyes And let my long fingers fall to my shirt, Rubbing the fabric so lightly. The sense of urgency fills me with desire. My silky hair falls across my face and I dance alone On that dance floor made of grass and wildflowers A feeling of contentment, lustful dreams... The breeze from the lake catches the bareness under my skirt. I shiver, thinking I am cold, but instead, I'm wet. Drowning in the distant music of my heart I lay down on the satin blanket, letting my legs fall apart. My hands roam freely. The need to touch my flower A soft moan escapes my pouty lips, Rubbing faster, sliding fingers Ohh yes, mmm, my body quivers in the open air. I sense your presence now. Darkness alludes us. "Come dance with me," I whisper. You step forward with a rose and Slide its silky petals across my stomac

A Keeper
A Keeper ¸...¸ ____ /______ ,·´º o `, /__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´ | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° One day someone\'s mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say \"I Love You.\" ¸...¸ ____ /______ ,·´º o `, /__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´ | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·- :º° So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . . and care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage ... and friendships . And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging

The Doll And The Rose
Just when you are wondering if there are times that you helped someone... and did it really mean something... you get an e-mail like this... it is extremely touching.. hope you enjoy the thought of how when we DO take time that it can be a blessing... The Doll and the Rose I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's th e doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She w

What's Up With The Cherry-ettes....
Just wondering about the mindset that dominates this site. Don't get me wrong, but why do some of the Cherry girls feel the need to display their wares so blatantly? Don't get the wrong impression, I love the female form and all it's delights, but whatever happened to allure? Whatever happened to seduction and tease? Far be it for me to be the prude, I'm a Scorpio and I'm every bit the perv that my sign requires. I just wish that some of the "Angels" opt to be more subtle with the gifts that God gave them. After-all, game players are despised in this group. They are seen as a menace to society, however I can't blame them when some chick named "Big Girl Angel" has her twat on display like cakes in a bakery window. If you hate the game so much, then why give the impression that you're so easy.... Let see a little more tease, and less sleaze. Otherwise don't complain when some guy drools over your picture. Just a little food for thought.. PS.. Big chicks rule....

Here Is All The Info About The Real Stewie.
I have over 3200 Friends now, yet no one has asked anything about me.. Here it is.. All you may want or not wanna know about me.. 1. Full name: Chris 2. Nicknames: StewieGriffin 3. Eye Colour: Green 4. Height: 5" 8 5. Hair: A Little in Selected Places 6. Siblings: 1 Sister I don't talk to much 7. Do u like to sing in the shower? Not So Much 8. Do u like to sing on the toilet? It's my favorite thing to do in the bathroom 9. Birthday: I have one. I think it's in my profile 10. Sign: Gemini 11. Address: UnDisclosed. 12. Sex: I have had it in the past 13. Righty or lefty: Its depends on what I am doing.. For the most part a righty 14. What do you want in a relationship most? Communication, Respect, Love 15. Have you ever cheated? Yes when I was young and stupid 16. Marital status: Hitched 17. Do you have a car? Yes.. A Kia, ugh... 18. What kinda car do you have/want? Acura.. 19. Movie: Gone In 60 Seconds 20. Song: To Many To List 21. Band/singer: Mariah Carrie.

Connection Problems
Hey everybody,thanks for all the love and support. I'm having trouble with my internet connection over here in Iraq so if I don't respond right away I'm not ignoring you , I will respond to everybody. Thanks again.

"internet Obsession"
You know you're on-line too much when... 1. You turn off your computer and go watch your Web TV. 2. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." 3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL. 4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. 5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs. 6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car. 7. Tech support calls YOU for help. 8. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out." 9. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. 10. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. 11. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. 12. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. 13. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep. 14. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. 15. You look at an annoying person off line and wi

25 Signs You Have Grown Up 'this Sounds So Silly Lol
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date i

A True Playa
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. "Why not?" asked the man. "Because it's not safe," replied the doctor. "But I need it really bad," said the man. "Well, why do you need it so badly?" ask the doctor. The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; My ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose." The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects." On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" The man said, "NO one showed up."

This Sounds Awesome, I'll Be Gettin Up Will U?
The annual Leonid meteor shower could produce a strong outburst this weekend for residents of the North America and Western Europe. A brief surge of activity is expected begin around 11:45 p.m. ET Saturday, Nov. 18. In Europe, that corresponds to early Sunday morning, Nov. 19 at 4:45 GMT. The outburst could last up to two hours. At the peak, people in these favorable locations could see up to 150 shooting stars per hour, or more than two per minute. "We expect an outburst of more than 100 Leonids per hour," said Bill Cooke, the head of NASA's Meteoroid Environment Office. Cooke notes that the shooting stars during this peak period are likely to be faint, however, created by very small meteoroid grains. Elsewhere people will see the typically enjoyable Leonid display of a few meteors each hour, weather permitting and assuming dark skies away from city lights . Ancient debris The Leonids are bits of debris left behind by repeated passages through the inner solar syst

My Boy C-loco's Idiocy
i cant believe this im having a really good friday night and then i find out that loco gets himself in a drug deal and such and gets pistol whipped by three different weapons and three different dudes i spent till around three in the morning in the hospital with him.....then i woke up this morning and found out my grandmother is really sick in the hospital......i need someone to talk to or i will flip the fuck out no joke...

Im Really Pissed Off!!
Holy Crap what a start to a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG weekend, here I was all ready to promote myself for two damn competitions I entered.....and what happend....my FUCKING WIRELESS MODEMS POWER SUPPLY IS FUCKED! And stupid NO WIRE is only open on MONDAY again!! so you can imagine im PISSED OFF AND NOT HAPPY because now im on FUCKING Dial Up for more than 24 hrs and its not at all nice. But if you wanna go rate them and if you wanna leave some comments (seeing this is comment based) PLEASE BE SO KIND AS TO JUST GO AND DO IT!!! I will appreciate it alot. SO CLICK AWAY on these two links! MY BOOBS MY DOG xoxox Blanche PS: Ive decided to determine who my friends actually are after this weekend... call me nasty but I know who is usually on line alot and whos not!

November 19th, 2006: Chronicles Of The Heartbroken By Haryaton Yahya
Chronicles of the heartbroken Mental combat with the self I’m tired of fighting and yet I pursue for love’s grandeur To Kung Fu my way to a happiness? Too late! Martial arts of the tormented soul The façade is showing,something new.. now shocked I scream a mortal plea I beg you to stop this emotional carnage! Which rips and tears and guts and blows Poisoned thoughts it flows and flows Anger seeping into my veins banishing me to my doom Image of the vanilla sky, now squandered with gloom Grant mercy to that happy disillusion For flying high to the gradients of lusts splendor Compel me to believe in your might Oh love! You gnaw on my heart, full of bite Deceit engages in its twisted spins, it looks to me with its devilish grin Paralyzed from anguish, I embrace my soul that dies within Injected with so much emotions cast away to grow the seed of confusion, of the first crop Where do I begin? Where do I go? Nay, how do I stop? Of resentment that has becom

Misery
Swirling around the crisp air Biting playfully all the while I try and ignore it I turn the corner and find the dead end It has caught up with me once again I close my eyes just try to pretend I find satisfaction to my relief Until my eyes have opened back at square one The more I try and fight it the harder it becomes I tell it that I know there is worse That I can do a better job than it That there is no way it can win this time The only problem is we know I’m bluffing Buying time away from the music

* Co-creating Collective Consciousness *
CO-CREATING A NEW COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM by Ani Jangchub Dolma The start of a new millennium is a momentous event of great significance. We have an opportunity, like the new year, to begin anew. There are immense changes taking place in this time and I would like to suggest the possibility that not only do we each have the capability to pray, meditate and envision a new reality for ourselves and others, as indeed many groups have been doing for years, but that by doing so collectively and consciously, all over the planet as the new millennium begins, we could achieve a giant shift in consciousness. Our minds create our reality. We discover this as we work to free ourselves from confining, repressive, negative situations. It doesn't happen overnight, training the mind out of its negative patterns, but it is possible. Equally we can, by focusing together, change our collective reality and create the new world we wish to live in. Can we conceive of a w

If Things Are Good,
If things go well for people in general, they go like a bag of shit for me. When things go wrong fr me, they do so in very spectacular style & it always happens when things are on the up. I have noticed that i have rated peoples pictures & profiles, but where the fuck's my ratings & comments that people ask you to do for them, but they never comment on you? I know that i am not a fucking oil painting, but still i am fucking human, have feelings & breathe the same oxygen as everyone else. Just because good guys don't always come looking like adonis's, dont mean to say that we are ugly through to the bone. Slowly my faith in this world full of shit is going, because there are a lot of people who are so really selfish & say if you do this & will do that for you & when you do your bit, they fuck you off & ignore you. Just earlier this week i was accused by a supposedly close friend that i was on herion. This is bollocks, i would never touch that shit & he has no fucking right to go

Tribute To My Grandad
I love you so much, you were the one man in my life who made me smile, who loved me with out no barriers, i miss you so much grandad, but i know youre happy, i know youre still puffing away on youre pipe you loved so much, nana was always telling you off lol,i remember how you`d love walking around youre garden, do you remember the little tame robin, it use to fly down near you, and you`d give it some bread, and you`d whistle to it,,and it would reply haha!!. when i was a lil girl, i remember sat on youre knee, and you`d love wearing your trilbee hat,and youre pip always smoking it, do you remember taht time, i said,"grandad, can i have a go, and i did, and nearly was sick, but you did it to teach me a lesson..lol I so miss you,so so much, i still have the news paper from 1979 when somew one burnt youre shop down, of you standing out side youre shop, pipe in youre mouth,you`d had that shop as a young man,it was youre life..but uncle david let you work in his, you were a very good sal

Looking In
When I see days' running behind the scenes i feel like pee wees playhouse. like a panic attack again like fond memories of youngship that's: young friendship. Golden boyhood fleece... jason's envy. its riding your bike to the busy streets bunny hops, chipped teeth, and smiling at the sun like no one cared that it was giving my bare gums cancer. Its bare branches scraping against your window, though only @ midnight. its sometimes sitting in, raining on a hot day. sometimes its running through the rain sprinkles and between them. sometimes its burying your hamster in a pauper's grave. sometimes its like throwing a one man party under true pretenses. but mostly its Oh Dae Su. (one day at a time)

Death To Script!
YOU! HOT FACE in fire like waterfall heavens implosion Figure it lightly, im sorry included are twenty periods shussssh! like this: .................... this should be adequate. adequate enough to quench that guilt. right? lets ask the star! the rats that fly by in distant murals, the ones who flip and float heartily in the falsehood of midnight ah but you know there are some who had to love for a lifetime. hearts that beat for you furiously, thoes friendless and tired, choiceless and deranged. there are graves filled with unrequitted storytime. Always their hearts come unto me as ghosts black on white. As sheets burning in the twilight this is FARCE! Say he, into the empty apology. into the vagabond lettering displayed. So was it? ah, i love the silence of rhetorical query.

Well, Sometimes I
listen to the machine whirr and click to recuperate after I insert money and they give change. I see it as cheap therapy. I see it as my way of fighting the discomforting seratonin drop. I squeeze my stomach to make myself sick I feel as though the entire world is walking as I grind to a halt. I blow into my ears to hear a roaring crowd when I'm all alone. I do that alot. I'm always automatic. because every face I see is more plastic than lush. and every motion i make brings me closer to the death that awaits my terrified child but before all that nonsense, i must make due my plight, and mirror mine enemies to evade a future light. and be hip to the words floating aimlessly thru the dawn. goodnight future wife, for i may never see the light of day ...who knows what adversary eats in twilight when he knows full well that nighttime eating bring obese living circumstance. and i wait his funeral for my own will be as epic as metal.

Perfect Woman
William Wordsworth. 1770–1850 Perfect Woman SHE was a phantom of delight When first she gleam'd upon my sight; A lovely apparition, sent To be a moment's ornament; Her eyes as stars of twilight fair; Like twilight's, too, her dusky hair; But all things else about her drawn From May-time and the cheerful dawn; A dancing shape, an image gay, To haunt, to startle, and waylay. I saw her upon nearer view, A Spirit, yet a Woman too! Her household motions light and free, And steps of virgin liberty; A countenance in which did meet Sweet records, promises as sweet; A creature not too bright or good For human nature's daily food; For transient sorrows, simple wiles, Praise, blame, love, kisses, tears, and smiles. And now I see with eye serene The very pulse of the machine; A being breathing thoughtful breath, A traveller between life and death; The reason firm, the temperate will, Endurance, foresight, strength, and skill; A perfect

Pain
The Pain Of Loss Is Just To Much I don't understand, The pain of loss is to much. Is that why I can't say sorry, The pain of loss is to much. I still love him, The pain of loss is to much. He gives me pain, The pain of loss is to much. I sense in coming, The pain of loss is to much. The pain to me, From him, The pain of loss is just to much. Kiva Forsmark

Morning
It's 10:33 AM in the East. As I sit here, debating on what type of exercise to do - walk or Tae Bo - I am very happy. Last night, I weighed in at 239. First time I've been under 240 lbs in over 7 years!! After exercising, I'm off to read, "Here, There Be Dragons" by James A. Owen...and perhaps do some note taking for my naughty BBW tales. Much Love, Roger

This Is So Beautiful
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL…… The Smell of Rain At the end of this story, it gives you two options. I think you will figure out what option I chose. A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery. Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news. That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana , only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing. At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature. Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs. "I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could. "There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one" Numb with disbelief, Davi

Well It Is My Birthday Tomorrow
well everyone it is my birthday tomorrow and i am going to be 30 and i am having a party tonight and tomorrow can't wait for this. i am happy that i am turning 30 and i have no answer why i am happy about that. i want to let everyone now that after this tomorrow i am not going to be on for awhile cause i have alot of things to do . hope to talk to everyone soon

Freaking Ow!!!!!!!!!!!
SO the ATC is a combination of training awards parties and drinking. Last night was company awards and parties. I was drunk. The theme for my company's party was OSU versus U of M. Me being a U of M fan on my way out to head for bed grabbed an OSU fan's tobagon cap. he pushed me, i lost my footing and bashed my head on a hand rail. Its not bad or at least not massive. Its about 8 inches long and hurts like bloody hell. So today i am resting in my room trying to shake this killer headache.

The Rules, Man!
I Hate Stupidity, but I wish to be Cool... Rules: 1. You must repost this within the next second. 2. You must tack on the phrase "according to the prophecy" to every single sentence you utter for the next three years. 3. You must paint your face blue with purple polka dots. 4. You must send this to nine thousand and eight people. 5. You must dance nakedly around a huge fire twenty-five times before the stroke of midnight. If you break any of the rules, one or all of these things will happen to you: 1. Your left foot will fall slap off. 2. You will lose all of your hair. 3. You will develop ovarian cysts. This is applicable to both men and women. 4. Your crush will hate your guts. 5. You will be ostracized by everyone because you're not cool.

Six More Random Bits Of Fluff.
1. I use the phrase "Awesome o'possum" liberally. 2. I'm fairly certain my mother has lost track of my given name, though she sees me on a daily basis. This would account for the fact that I answer to any name, such as Kloey, Cleo Williams, Leanna, etc... 3. My brother calls me Sabooterianns and he's still alive. Weird, huh? 4. I have an unnatural affinity for lame and/or corny jokes. 5. Back in my younger days, I fell victim to the spell of the evil N'sync. Fortunately, I am recovered. I cannot explain this period of my life, so I like to think of it as the time that my body hosted an alien specimen that made me do weird things. 6. I ransomed Mojo Jojo for two coloring books and forty thousand dollars. My victims negotiated a bit so I accepted crayons in lieu of the forty thousand dollars. Allegedly, the coloring books and whatnot were purchased, but I've yet to see 'em. Strangely enough, I'm still waiting.

The Sample
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and while there the Doctor asked for a sperm count. The doctor grabbed a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this -First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "Dear God man.... you asked your neighbor?" "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

I Heart Nice Guys.
For obvious reasons, some of this has been edited to protect the individual's identity, such as I know it to be. Also, I didn't like some of the words he used; thus the use of the many asterisks (*). :-p This came from niceguy@***********.**.** Anyway, this is an e-mail I received today. I could not pass up this opportunity, as it was clearly presented. Well, I could, but I didn't wish to do so. The first bit of fluff is his original e-mail. The second bit of fluff is my response to his e-mail. The original e-mail: Howard S. wrote: i have a 103 lb wife 19 & we want a gurl 2 join us for a 3 way love we searched many profiles and we like urs so you will be pleasured in many ways and i will let you to suck my d*ck if ur a good gurl would that make you happy maybe ur a bad gurl who likes to take it up the *ss were waiting 4 u My response: Wow! I'm thrilled. I cannot express just how honored I feel that you have chosen me to have a chance to be with you and

Six Random Bits Of Fluff.
1. Just like my pal, Trampas, I have an issue with my feet being touched and whatnot. (Do not, under any circumstance, mess with my feet. If you do, you risk loss of limb or life.) 2. I am often compelled to respond to e-mails which I consider to be stupid. 3. I glow in the dark without the aid of radiation. 4. I am quite convinced that everyone loves me. 5. I only eat blue and green M&Ms. 6. I randomly yell, "Get down! Get down again!" after quietly saying, "Double the action!"

Too Much Coffee?
You Know You've Still Had Too Much Coffee When... *You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug *You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee *You've worn the finish off you coffee table *The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you *Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house *You're so wired you pick up FM radio *Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans" *Instant coffee takes too long *You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can *You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar" *Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position *Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

All About My Panties...
Dear CherryTAP "Show Me Your Panties" Folks, I do not wish to show you my panties or any other intimates I may or may not possess. I know, deep down inside, if I only knew how cool/sexy/nice/blah blah blah you really are, I'd gladly show you my panties and the like, but since I'm a horrible person with no desire to dig that deeply, we're at an impasse. Here's what you need to know about my panties: 1. They're mine. 2. No, dude, I'm serious. They're actually mine. 3. They come into direct contact with my bottom. 4. They come in a variety of colors and styles, which you, being the industrious individual that you are, can find online or at a store near you. 5. In the event that you're as weird/icky as I assume you are, I suppose you can have them after I've no further use for 'em. 6. You now know all that you need to know about my panties. If you have not asked about my panties, you may feel free to ignore this diatribe. That is all. You may go now.

Slacking Off...i Know...
Okay folks, I know I slacked off already with making sure to post my daily dirty joke. Real life has this annoying habit of interfering with my plans, lol. But, I've made sure to update the jokes so now there is a joke for the last few days that I missed. Better late than never right? ;-)

The Flame
The flame torn between two worlds one must find where they belong you strive to find self in a world of pain and suffering where does this trail end when does serinity come people come people go the world is a blur as you fly threw it time gets short like the days from fall to winter am still young but this is the winter of my life the bitter cold of the world wears on my bones frosts over my heart and blackens the soul and the only comfort is a tiny flame a cherry of a cigertte the smoke warms the lungs and its toxic fumes rush threw my body the one thing that is mine five minutes i have to myself to ponder the world and my existence lost am i in the wilderness but my flame keeps me burn true and bright maybe someone will find me find me before the wolves of this world do engulfed by it its vishious fangs dig ever so deep ripping the flesh and then it ends the five minutes, its up and back to the hells of this world

The Drifter
its weird to think about life where you are vs where you just came from where you want to go who will i be who will i love who will love me but the questions that should excite life kills mine each day that your not here you don't get to chose who you love nor can you make them love you and the pain one must endure is unforgetable the pain you left in me the empty space i had nothing but love for you and you threw me away like i was nothing and even still is my love there every part of me hurts but i must not let anyone see that for id be considered weak i will never forget you and our special moments how dear they are to me but i will lock them up inside so tight i won't be able to get to them and maybe i won't think about you every day and maybe ill hurt a lil less maybe ill learn to live again no matter how much you love someone it is never enough to make them stay if they have other plans in mind like to cheat and rip

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
HEY GUYS AND GALS JUST THOUGHT ID LET U ALL KNOW IM BACK ASWEL AS LET U ALL KNOW HOW MUCH IVE MISSED YA ALL,,SO COME BY AND SHOW ME SUM MUCH NEEDED LUV,,IVE ALSO POSTED A FEW MORE PICS,,SO FEEL FREE TO STOP BY AND COMMENT AND RATE THE HELL OUT OF THEM,,LOL,,IL BE ADDING TO THEM VERY SOON ALSO SO KEEP UR EYES PEELED,, HOPE UR HAVING A GREAT KICK ASS WEEKEND!! LUV U ALL AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LUV ETC U HAVE SHOWN ME WHILST I WAS AWAY GEM XOX

Minutes
Minutes Seem Like Hours Hours Seem Like Days Nights Are An Eternity Without You By My Side I Long To See Your Gentle Smile And To Look Deep Into Your Eyes Without You Here Beside Me I Am Nothing But A Lost Soul Searching For Its Mate

Beauty
DONT U THINK THE FEMALE BODY IS A WORK OF ART ? TO BE CHARISHED , ADMIRED , AND NOT GAWKED AT LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.VIEW THEM AS A GODDESS ACKNOWLEGING OUR MAKERS FINEST WORK . WE ONLY NEED RESPECT THIS BEAUTY AND REMEMBER THE OUTER BEAUTY IS GREAT BUT ITS THE INNER BEAUTY THAT MAKES A WOMAN BEAUTIFUL.THE MOST GEORGEOUS WOMAN COULD BE THE UGLIEST PERSON.AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON COULD BE THE ONE U NEVER NOTICED,BECAUSE U JUDGED THE BOOK BY ITS COVER.THE BEAUTY WITHIN IS THE BEAUTY THAT IS OVER LOOKED CAUSE MAN IS BLINDED BY FALSE BEAUTY, AND WILL NEVER KNOW TRUE BEAUTY AS LONG AS HE ONLY USES HIS EYES.

Random Thoughts
I wonder what you're doing, random thoughts of you. To hear your voice, to see you smile, I simply can not wait. Dark night can you pass me by ... for I long to see the daylight ... Why do the minutes pass by so slowly? Butterflies ... they're growing ... I didn't think they would. Can you hear them? Fluttering ... faster. I wonder what you are doing ... am I in your random thoughts?

Monet
I am a comedian who has stage freight. A hopeless romantic that always gets hurt. I look normal on the outside. But inside I'm just trying to keep it together. It is what it is. I just got to keep reminding myself. It is what it is.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Twas the Night of Thanksgiving Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned-- the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a snack became infatuation. So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground. I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees... happy eating to all---pass the cranberries, please I JUST WANTED TO LET ALL OF YOU KNOW TO MAKE SURE TO HAVE A "JOYOUS & FRUITFUL THANKSGIVING"AS SOME OF MY CHERRY FRIENDS & FAMILY ALREADY KNOW

Too Good To Be True
While shuffling through some boxes .. I found this poem ... thought I'd share it with you :) Too Good To Be True You just had to be This has happened to me before Why would you be any different You think I've would've learned You think I should have known Words are just a smoke screen Hiding the truth As if my past hasn't taught me I always do this to myself Think that I'm not worthy Of finding someone So I fall into the spell Of the words that weave their web Around my heart and into my head I thought you would be different

Another One
I have found a new torture hidden within my living hell. I can’t seem to escape the pains of something I can’t control. The life from which I can’t escape is that of my own, torn to pieces, broken and bruised. A harden heart has become dead within incapable of caring for the body it lies within. Destroyed by the ones that took advantage of the owners’ compassion. I do not know if it is my subconscious or my brains, self defense mechanism that has turned me so cold. I just want to be found by the light, to be allowed to heal by its warmth and love. Here I’ll hang, by this emotional noose, on display for those to play with my structure plagued with decay. TTW 041606

Writtings
I SEE YOU I see you for what you really are, A beautiful person from inside and out. I see you for what you really are, A friend that does not judge me for the things that I have done or what I am. I see you for what you really are A beautiful smile, a sexy woman, a pair of the most intriguing eyes. I see you for what you really are A lost soul like mine searching for that warmth of an embrace, the touch of a caring face. I see you for what you really are That someone that only comes along once in such a great while. I see you for what you really are A friend, until the end no matter what happens between us along this journey we are on. I see you for what you really are That is, you. That is what I see you as, you. TTW 042406

Wreck Off Spain Holds Secret To Ancient Delicacy
Thu Nov 16, 10:59 AM ET Scientists hope to piece together the recipe for an ancient Roman fish sauce from storage jars found in a 2,000-year-old shipwreck off the eastern coast of Spain, the co-director of the project said on Thursday. "The remains are in excellent condition," said Carles de Juan, co-director of the project, who works for Valencia's regional government. The well-preserved wreck of the first-century merchant vessel was discovered in 2000 when a ship's anchor got tangled in its cargo. Scientists now hope the discovery of more than 1,200 storage jars, each a metre high, will yield samples with unbroken seals, allowing them to recreate the recipe for the sauce, a delicacy in ancient Roman households. The wreck is unusual in that it lies in shallow water near the coast and also holds important lessons about ancient trade routes. "Normally ships like this sink very, very far from the coast, they are practically impossible to find," de Juan said. "The boa

Beauty Queen Puts Down Arms To Save Legs
Fri Nov 17, 8:20 AM ET Miss Israel has been given permission not to carry her assault rifle during service in the Israeli army because she says it bruises her legs. Reigning beauty queen Yael Nezri, a private who recently completed basic training, said the bruises were making it difficult for her to model in photo shoots. The Jerusalem Post reported that Nezri, 18, had been granted an exemption by her commanders during her two-year army stint.

Traveler Ejected For Smell Loses Legal Suit
Fri Nov 17, 8:22 AM ET A court in Germany rejected a man's compensation claim against an airline after a cabin crew ordered him off a plane because other passengers were offended by his smell, authorities said Thursday. An appeals court in the western city of Duesseldorf upheld an earlier ruling that British Airways (BA) had acted within its rights by removing the man from the aircraft after a female passenger sitting next to him complained about his smell. "The stewardess took him to one side and asked him if he could put on a fresh shirt, but they were all in the hold," a court spokesman said. "So then he was asked to leave the plane -- about two minutes before take off." BA said other passengers were upset by the smell, he added. The corporate lawyer and his wife were scheduled to return home from Hawaii via Los Angeles on a BA flight sub-contracted to American Airlines last year, and missed their connection to Germany when the incident forced them to take the next pl

Kansas Man Shoot Himself In Groin
Thu Nov 16, 10:56 PM ET A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, police said. The man had just stuck the gun in his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle, authorities said. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf, they said. The 23-year-old man managed to walk into a hospital for treatment. He and his two alleged accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested on attempted kidnapping charges. They were accused of trying to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over stereo speakers.

Live With No Regrets
I have come to a conclusion ... that i am going to live my life with no regrets... i honestly do not regret one thing i have done in my past...like having chlidren so young or marrying my ex-husband, or how i lived my life, i dont regret how i raised my kids or treated my freinds, the things i have lost or the wasted days i spent... for it all makes me who i am, i am stronger and have much more knowledge of the world and life because of it, .... and i will not regret one day or one decision i will make in the future... life is too short to come up to the end of it and say i should have or i wish i could have... not me ... i am going to make it happen and do what i want to... i dont want to end up like that ... so if i want to buy those drums for my grandson i will, if i want to learn to play bass i will, just because i am in my 40's it's no too late... if i want a new position at work i am going for it and learning what i need to do to get it... and if i want a man

O.j. Simpson Special To Air On U.s. Tv
Thu Nov 16, 8:44 AM ET More than a decade after he was acquitted of murdering his ex-wife and her friend, O.J. Simpson will describe in a televised interview how he would have committed the crime if he were the one responsible, the Fox network said. The taped interview was conducted by publisher Judith Regan, who is putting out a book Simpson wrote in which he "hypothetically describes how the murders would have been committed," Fox said in a statement on Tuesday. The interview will be the basis for a two-part Fox special, tentatively titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," airing on November 27 and November 29, Fox said. The book, "If I Did It," goes on sale on November 30. A California jury in 1995 found the former football star not guilty of murder in the June 1994 stabbing deaths of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, concluding a sensational trial that riveted the world's attention. A civil court jury in February of 19

Student Brings 5-foot Boa To School
Fri Nov 17, 10:18 PM ET A 5-foot-long boa constrictor caught slithering around a middle school had some help getting to class. His owner, a student at Wooddale Middle School, smuggled the reptile in his backpack on Thursday. The student, who was not identified by school officials, was disciplined. Boa constrictors, which squeeze their prey to kill, are not poisonous and the snake was not considered dangerous to students. School officials called police after finding the snake, which was taken to Memphis Animal Services to be reclaimed by the student's parents. ___ Information from WMC-TV, Memphis, http://www.wmcstations.com

Brazilians In Fuss Over Claim Puppies Born To Cat
Fri Nov 17, 2:42 PM ET Geneticist Adil Pacheco took blood samples on Friday from three puppies in a poor neighbourhood in Passo Fundo in southern Brazil to settle a dispute over a claim they were born from a cat. "It's rather simple really. If the puppies prove to have 78 chromosomes, they are dogs. If they have 38, they are cats," said Pacheco, director of the Institute of Biological Sciences of the University of Passo Fundo. "But I seriously doubt they are feline. Every characteristic about them is canine." Cassia Aparecida de Souza, 18, said her cat Mimi had given birth to the three puppies as well as three kittens, which did not survive. And she, her husband Rogerio Jorge da Silva, 26, and several others in the town believe a neighbourhood mut named Dog is the father of Mimi's pups. When news of the spectacular claim spread in the Brazilian media, some local newspapers accused the poor couple, who are expecting their first child in a few months, of fraud and said the

The Joys Of A New Guy
As I'm sure you can all guess it is now Christmas time in the toy dept. at most any store. Now being at WalMart you think they would hire some extra help for such an occasion. Well they did so you would think things would go smoothly right?? Well being as this is me you know that can not possibly be true. Lets start with my work load now. Not only do I have to still run a register and be a Customer Service Manager (CSM), but I'm getting anywhere from 8-12 pallets of freight a night. Now I expect this because of the holidays what I didn't expect was the help that they provided for me only 2 weeks ago. That's right 2 weeks before the friggin biggest sale day of the year. With all of that said I will now go into the joys of my day to day encounter with the new guy who we will call D. I start out with training him the way I have always trained people. Tell them what is expected of them and what the holidays and the dept mean to the customers and the store. So I go through a whole bu

"at The Third Stroke..." - Time For A New Voice
Fri Nov 17, 3:10 PM ET A 40-year old telemarketer from Brighton & Hove will soon become one of the most listened-to people in Britain after she was chosen to be the new voice of the Speaking Clock. Sara Mendes da Costa won a nationwide competition to be only the fourth permanent voice of the clock since it started in 1936, taking over from 77-year old Brian Cobby, the voice for the past 21 years. Out of 18,405 entrants who left a recorded message with BT Mendes da Costa was chosen for her warm tone and clear diction. "I just can't believe it! I only entered after my dad heard the competition on the radio and suggested I should give it a go," she said. The BT Speaking Clock has been ticking 24 hours a day for more than 25,000 days or 613,000 hours and still receives over 70 million calls a year.

"space In A Case" Up For Auction
Fri Nov 17, 5:55 PM ET A square metre of prime "space in a case" is up for auction in a London museum and the winning bidder can exhibit whatever they want. The exhibit must represent the winner's life in the capital. "You can give us a case history, a family heirloom, or a found treasure, your grandparents' wedding photographs," the Museum of London said in a statement. "It's your place and your case." The winning exhibit will be put on display until February following the 10-day eBay auction.

Police Solve "grey Train Robbery"
Thu Nov 16, 9:51 AM ET Two elderly women whose pictures were plastered across newspapers Thursday after they were caught on camera stealing a bag at a railway station have turned themselves in. Police said the women admitted the offence and have received an official caution in a case variously dubbed the "Grey Train Robbery" and "Gran Larceny." The women contacted police after the case received blanket media coverage under headlines such as "Nans on the Run" and "Artful Codgers." A security camera image released by police showed two silver-haired women, in their 60s or 70s, wearing knee-length skirts, white blouses and overcoats at Sunderland station. Police had appealed for help in finding the women after a student's bag was stolen from a station platform. "(They) have handed themselves in," police said in a statement. "They have subsequently been interviewed and have admitted the offence. Both have received police cautions."

Bigwig's Haircut Mocks Murder Charge
Thu Nov 16, 9:51 AM ET A former Indian lawmaker jailed on murder charges was escorted from his cell by a handful of officers for a haircut and head massage at a beauty parlor, newspapers reported Thursday. The ex-deputy from lawless Bihar state returned at a leisurely pace in full view of TV news cameras waiting outside the prison near Patna, Bihar's capital, to report the release on bail of another inmate. Red-faced officials in the eastern state, where several former and serving legislators face criminal charges including rape and murder, have suspended the policemen involved. "They could even be dismissed if allegations against them are found to be true," Afzal Amanullah, a top state official, was quoted as saying in the Indian Express daily. It identified the prisoner as Rajan Tiwari of the Lok Janashakti Party, part of the ruling federal coalition. Several Indian politicians have fought and won elections while in jail on serious charges.

Remote Chance To Catch A Thief
Thu Nov 16, 9:52 AM ET What's a television without its remote control? Not much, decided a thief in southwestern France who returned to the home from which he had just stolen a TV to pick up the remote control -- and was arrested. The man robbed a retiree's house in the village of Mussidan, taking the TV set and some hunting rifles, police said. While the owner was reporting the theft at the local police station, the thief returned. Alert neighbors tipped off the police and they caught the man red-handed. "He came back to take the remote control," a local police spokesman said. "I guess there's daring and there's stupid."

What Could Possibly Go Wrong Here?
Thu Nov 16, 9:55 AM ET It took 25 firefighters, his wife and a son to roll Lulu the cow off Austrian farmer Leopold Zeilinger after she fell on him. When Zeilinger discovered the 1,764-pound cow was too sick to stand up for milking, he used a winch to suspend her in the air. Part of the gear broke and Lulu toppled onto him, the daily Krone reported Wednesday. Zeilinger suffered several broken bones and was airlifted to a hospital. There was no word on Lulu's fate.

Cafe Culture Goes Canine
By Lorraine OrlandiFri Nov 17, 8:29 AM ET Patrons smoke and gossip into the night. Some sip cafe latte from sleek china cups. Others pant and drool and lick the floor. All are valued customers at Mexico City's Bow-Wow Deli. The tiny corner cafe in an up-and-coming residential neighborhood caters lovingly to dogs, although people are welcome, too. Inspired by similar establishments in Japan, it may be the surest sign yet that this developing nation of more than 100 million people -- and countless dogs -- has one leg planted squarely in the First World. The spare decor is understatedly chic. Whimsical sales displays hold $100 hand-woven dog collars imported from Germany and rhinestone covered leash grips. The menu offers gourmet coffee, green tea and, for four-legged foodies, homemade ostrich liver biscuits and cakes with mashed-potato icing. Some clients may have a pedigree, others a hazier though no less noble lineage. But the rules apply to all -- no leash, no ser

2 Accused Of Putting Staples In Ketchup
Fri Nov 17, 8:56 PM ET Two students are accused of putting staples in ketchup at the Winfield high school and middle schools — an incident that has school officials reviewing their kitchen-access policy. Officials were alerted after two students eating lunch found the staples in their food Wednesday. Food service workers found more staples in the bottom of ketchup bins being used in the lunch lines. They quickly removed hamburgers from the menu and called police. After investigating, police learned the staples were placed in the ketchup last week. They said no further arrests are expected. School officials said they will look at changing their policy for allowing people in the kitchen. The students arrested could be suspended for a short term or be expelled, Superintendent Marvin Estes said. A hearing to decide their punishment has not been held.

Deep-fried Flags Removed From Museum
Fri Nov 17, 6:28 PM ET A museum director in this military town removed an art exhibit featuring several deep-fried American flags. Art student William Gentry said his piece, "The Fat Is in the Fire," was a commentary on obesity in America. "I deep-fried the flag because I'm concerned about America and about America's health," Gentry said. Customs House Museum executive director Ned Crouch took down the artwork Wednesday less than 18 hours after it went up in this community next to Fort Campbell. "It's about what the community values," Crouch said. "I'm representing 99 percent of our membership — educators, doctors, lawyers, military families." He also said the timing of the piece could cause "incendiary reactions." "Never in the history of the country has the flag been more hated or more loved," Crouch said. The exhibit featured three U.S. flags imprinted with phrases such as "Poor people are obese because they eat poorly" and more than 40 smaller flags fried in pe

Suspected Bomb Turns Out To Be Gps
Fri Nov 17, 6:57 PM ET A small black object that was found attached to the bottom of a woman's Jeep and prompted an evacuation of a three-square block area on Friday wasn't a bomb after all. It was a tracking device planted by the woman's husband. A temporary shelter was set up at the Queen of Peace Church to house the 45 people who had been evacuated, while authorities investigated for more than two hours. After learning the woman and her husband were going through a divorce, detectives learned that the woman's husband had hired a private investigator. He admitted attaching the tracking device to the woman's Jeep, Maynard said. Bomb technicians used a robot to confirm the box was indeed a Global Positioning System device, Alachua County Sheriff's Office Sgt. Stephen Maynard said. The names of the woman and her husband were not released.

Puppy Snatchers Caught On Tape In Miami
By DAMIAN GRASS, Associated Press Writer1 hour, 52 minutes ago Three burglars broke into a trendy South Beach pet store and snatched two teacup-size Yorkshire terrier puppies, valued at $2,500 each, in a heist caught on video, police said Friday. Alex Herrero, owner of Pets on South Beach, said the thieves used a concrete block to bash in the front door early Wednesday and appeared to know exactly where to find the puppies. Police said that was because they had cased the store a few days earlier and were caught on surveillance video during that visit, too. No immediate arrests were made. "I feel bad for these puppies, because they are very sensitive," Herrero said Friday. "The people who stole them to make money are not going to worry about how to care for them, which they can easily die." Surveillance video of the heist showed a white SUV backed up close to the store as two of the men rushed straight to the rear, where the high-priced puppies were in a display window

Do It
"Hottie Game" This is called the "Hottie Game" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [a] Perfect [b] Hottie [c] Gorgeous [d] Amazingly Beautiful [e] I'd marry you right now [f] I would ask u 2 be my gf / bf [g] I would make out with you. [h] I'd hit Dont be scared to repost or see what people think of you.

A Dream I Had Last Night
A Dream i had last night............ I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor, my dream. That's my nightmare, that snail, Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.

Something I Was Thinking About Last Night
LAST NIGHT I REALIZED SOMETHING AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD OR NOT. LIFES TROUBLES COMES IN WAVES. JUST LIKE THE WAVES ON THE WATER. SO WHEN STUFF GETS THROWN IN YOUR FACE YOU EITHER BACK DOWN OR TAKE IT BY THE HORNS. LAST NIGHT I DID ALOT OF THINKING ABOUT MY LIFE AND THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LAST 3 WEEKS. AND I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT NO MATTER HOW BAD THINGS GET ITS NOT REALLY WORTH TAKING YOUR LIFE OVER IT. AND ITS SAME AS RELATIONSHIPS IF YOU TRULY CARE ABOUT THE PERSON YOU JUST LOST. YOU JUST NEED TO THINK THINGS THROUGH AND STEP BACK AND SAY GEE I REALLY DO HAVE THOSE STRONG FEELINGS AND SOMEHOW IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER THINGS WILL WORK OUT IN THE END. FOR BOTH PEOPLE. IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT WE ALL LOST AND CONFUSED AND YES WE DO SOMETIMES WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE WANT AND I UNDERSTAND FAMILY LIFE COMES FIRST WETHER IT BE KIDS OR PARENTS. SO THE PERSON I GUESS THIS REALLY GOES TO AND SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS I ACTED LIKE THE IDIOT LAST NIGHT AND I AM TRULY SORRY ABOUT THA

Father Of One Of My Kids!!!!!!!!
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him, and as they get closer, she says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with and all my buddies watched, while your partner whipped me with a wet celery stick?" After a moment, she said, "No, I am your son's math teacher."

Reasons
see the reasons see them change see why i love you so see them glow see what means the world to me can you see why can you see my heart open for you time an time again holding you is heaven a kiss such bliss see the reasons before you please do not miss

Santa's Pissed!
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think -

Facts About Me
Long, Random, Interesting, Bored, Blah, Fun.The BasicsFull name::Jenn Home town::Batavia Birthday::July 4 AppearanceHair color::Strawberry Blonde Eye color::Bue Height::5'2 Contacts or glasses::Glasses for reading Piercings::Yep, ears and nose Do you wear any rings?:sometimes What shoes do you wear?:I have alot Just LatelyHow are you today?:Sick What pants are you wearing?:ummm, like lounge pants What shirt are you wearing?:a hoodie What song are you listening to right now?:Doodlebops What was the last thing you ate?:Pizza How is the weather right now?:IDK, its only 6am What time is it?:wtf?? More About YouWhat are the last four digits of your phone?:5555 If you were a crayon what color would you be?:Purple Have you ever almost died?:Actually I did Do you like the person you got this survey from?:I dont know her What makes you happy?:When I get my way What's the best advice ever given to you?:Stay single Ever done drugs?:Does prescription count? What sport do you hate the most?:ALL

Prayer
When i lay myself to sleep I pray for a man whose not a creep One whose handsome,smart and strong One whose willy is thick and long One who'll screw till my body's twitchin In the hall, the garden or kitchen I pray that this man will love me no-end And never attempt to shag my best friend Then, as i kneel and pray by my bed I look at the wanker you sent me instead ( lol )

Am I Retarded Or Just Plain Simple?
hello there, i am new to all this and to be honest, i have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on. it seems a bit more complicated than my retarded space, or it could be that i am just simple. i just don't know. catch you all later when i have an idea of what is going on, but i think that that is not very likely to happen in the near future.

Paintball
Before every game the call is made. . . The crowd gets quiet. . . 10 seconds.... You're team is all around you. You'd trust these people with your life. 9 seconds.... Your marker is in your hands; you control it. It won't laugh at you, won't look down at you. 8 seconds.... Pods are filled, hoppers loaded. 7 Seconds.... You're focused. There is nothing else but now. The world outside of the field seems to disolve. 6 Seconds.... You know where everyone is going, you know where you are going: you and you're team are connected, are one. 5 Seconds.... You can't do this alone, everyone is in it for everyone else.. .there is no hero, only heros. 4 Seconds.... You're heart starts pounding, you dig your cleats into the dirt and lower your head.... 3 Seconds.... This is what it is all about. This is what you live for, you breathe for. 2 Seconds.... Every waking moment is spent anticipating what is about to come... 1 Second.... No turning back. With all your

Hey Friends An Fam
hey guys i have my own station nothing angents clr no beef they had to make a busness dision an so here i am a longe is coming soona i will be needing dj we will be playing hip hop an rap r&b an screw an lil of all hit me up if u would like to he;p

Italians Do It Better!
FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: bring food whenever they come over. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long you forget it was yours then borrow itback. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book about you. (but wouldn't) FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "Yo, I! 'm here !" FRIENDS: Are for a while. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will ignore this. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will share this.

Girly Girl???? I Don't Think So
You Are Cherry Kiss Lip Gloss You're a total girly girl who's every guy is sweet on. You take pleasure in the simple things in life, from cute t-shirts to stuffed animals. Any guy needs to match your romantic idealism to win your heart, which is why few have. No wonder Cherry your signature flavor. It's delicious, sugary, and fun - like you! What Flavor Lip Gloss Are You?

Some Dumb Shit I Just Wrote...no Title Yet, Probably Gonna Throw It Out Anyway
Fucking dead man at roadside What once was me Shivering transient drunk and bleeding I could walk a million miles That black part of my mind reawaken Your eyes never looked so empty Break myself against your fist Victimized by the combination My unstable mind Your fucking treacherous words Destroy myself to take away your suffering This will be the last mistake I ever make So look long and hard Tell me what you see The only thing you ever had worth keeping The only thing you lost Last time I saw you Fog clouded your face into the night air I never loved you I never loved at all

Late Night Memories...
I just woke from a dream so vivid that I rolled over expecting you to be there. And it brought to mind without warning a frequent occurance I'd had many nights before and years ago... Laying next to you and running my hands over your sweat soaked chest, trailing my fingers across the surface of your skin while you sleep on, oblivious. Then my breath would follow my fingertips, cooling you enough that little shivers ripple beneath. Inevitably, from force of habit, my hand trails lower, wraps around you, strokes and cups, get you hard. Still you sleep. So to amuse myself and because I can't resist, I slide down in our bed, until I can catch your scent, kiss your flesh, and fill my mouth with you. I hear you moan and smile around you. I feel your hand in my hair, trailing down my back and I know you're still in that in between place of dreams and awareness. Content where I am with my head on your thigh, I run my tongue across the place that you like best and feel your hand tighten on my

Lp This Is For You!
Your Inner Muse is Euterpe You are most like this muse of music. While you may or may not be musical... You love music and set life to your own personal soundrack. And you are good at making anyone's heart sing! What Muse Are You?

~dj Twisted Angel~wiccan Family~
such a beauty quite a lady forever loving warm of spirit shining so bright a beacon in the darkest night gentle of spirit quick to help others a woman of beauty an desire perfection meets the world

How Lucky Are You?
Your Luck Quotient: 81% You have an extremely high luck quotient. Not only do you consider yourself lucky, probably everyone you know does too. But you're smart enough to know that you've mostly made your own luck. By being positive, open, and flexible, a lot of luck has come your way! How Lucky Are You?

Globalization?
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegal..... That, my friends, is Globalization

Gnite
ok im heading to bed cuz the dew is wearing off and im goin fast lol, I'll be gone for the weekend. ........... and now for the shameless self promotion, since I'm gonna be gone for the weekend it would be lovely to make it to the next cherry level i have just over a 1000 points to go. love you all in that freaky friendship sort of way hehe. Have a great weekend everyone!!!

Kind Of Bra
You Are a Lace Bra! Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine You're a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome With a softer side that only you can draw out What Kind of Bra Are You?

Bury Me Where I Fall
What do yo do when you open your eyes and all you see is me. Wanting to feel free. Free of pain and free from self-hate. Hate for them hate for you. Self inflicted damned love. Open your eyes see the real you. Look down on me for wasted years. Thinking and wishing life could be different. Little children hanging on your everyword you see the bruises. Shadows of a former life. End of the beginning tried to start a new. Bound in hate chained down in fear. Bury me where I fall this is the end. I don't know sorry if you don't understand it. I just felt like writting. I have been repeating that in my head.

The Color Green
You Are Teal Green You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you. Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible. While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks. Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. What Color Green Are You?

Type Of Weather
You Are Rain You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?

Newcomers Into The Craft
Today I am writing this for someone in particular. She is my girlfriend, whom I love very much, and she had a question. She asked me, what is the difference between "our" religion and "thier" religion? Well, what a question that is. That is a very difficult question to answer in a short time. So this is what I am going to try to do. I am going to put a few of the big differences between Pagans/Wiccans and Christians. I would like it if I could could get some participation out of you, the Cherry Tap community that reads this blog. Just post something in the comment box and submit. One of the biggest differences between the two is the fact that our Gods are real and there's isn't. I'm just kidding, we Pagans agree that your God works too. On the more serious side of this though. Pagans and Witches believe in multiple Gods where Christians do not. This makes us a Pantheistic instead of a monotheistic. Monotheistc: doctrine or belief that is but one God. Panthei

My Colour Orange
You Are Cameo You are understanding and very empathetic. You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend. And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together. What Color Orange Are You?

Crazy Ass Dudes
yanno, another thing that chaps my azz ( i'm on a roll tonight) crazy ass dudes...and here is what i'm talkin about... dont get me wrong, i got my own lil quirks an shyt, i aint perfect, i do my fair share of pissin women of and people off, and i'm cool with that. but for the most part i'm a pretty straight forward type of dude. if i just want to hit, then i say i want to hit and thats about it. but i cant stand crazy azz dudes that fuck up the puzzy for everybody else out there because they dont know how to act right....wdf and i'm sure plenty of dudes can attest to havin run into a jilted woman after this....sheesh.. DUDES CUT THAT SHYT OUT...YOU FUCKIN UP THE GAME... if you just wanna hit, then say that, if you lookin for the luv of your life then say that...but stop fuckin up the puzzy for everyone else....sheesh

The Color Orange
You Are Cameo You are understanding and very empathetic. You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend. And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together. What Color Orange Are You?

More On Bullshyt Pics
and yanno what else chaps my ass... if you gonna post a fake pic up , or a pic that isnt yours and claim its you..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, AT THE VERY LEAST. choose a pic that isnt common across the net... it chaps my ass when i see some woman got some pics up talkin bout its her, ( more from the waist down, no head or face in it ) talkin bout its her and i've been seein that same pic being circulated around the net for the past 5-10 years....thats just ridiculous...

Time To Grow...
Been thinking about lots while I finally begin to get my life in order. Getting ready to make some drastic changes hopefully for the better. Really I made this blog to state that and to say that I hope my old friend Angie and her boyfriend Matt are doing well. best of luck to you guys...

Crabtree Valley Mall, Brook's Apartment & Kat's House Craziness [[w/ Amusing Pix]]
Hmm...so this blog is all about the pictures baby! Let's start shall we? CRABTREE VALLEY MALL: Peanut! Me & Peanut...the lil hottie! (before the mall obviously...) getting freaky in spencers a whole new look at jack & the beanstalk. hahaha luv u Jack!!! BROOK'S APARTMENT: kat pretending to be lauren lauren pimpin my shades me and lauren me and Kat...THE SHOCKERRR! KAT'S HOUSE!

Bullshyt Pics
Now of course i know very well this is the internet and i dont care what you do or how many times you bitch about it, ITS GONNA HAPPEN... but it chaps my ass when i'm lookin through pics and a see a fems pic from about the breast up ( several of them ) and she looks to weight 250+ lbs and then later on in the pics you see this NICE ASS but sittin on thin legs and a itty bitty waist and its taken from about shoulders or waist down ( no head shot on this one) and she claimin its her...and whats worse are the dudes commenting on them agreeing with it... now dont misunderstand me, i'm not baggin on large women, i could give two shyts about that.. now i could go get a couple of the specific photos i'm talking about, but i'm not going to put them on blast like that... so thats another chap my azz episode for the day..enjoy

Just A Simple Soldier
He was getting old and paunchy And his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion, Telling stories of the past. Of a war that he had fought in And the deeds that he had done. In his exploits with his buddies; They were heroes, everyone. And 'tho sometimes, to his neighbors, His tales became a joke, All his buddies listened, For they knew whereof he spoke. But we'll hear his tales no longer, For ol' Bob has passed away, And the world's a little poorer, For a soldier died today. He won't be mourned by many, Just his children and his wife. For he lived an ordinary, Very quiet sort of life. He held a job and raised a family, Quietly going on his way, And the world won't note his passing; 'tho a Soldier died today. When politicians leave this earth, Their bodies lie in state, While thousands note their passing, And proclaim that they were great. Papers tell of their life stories, From the time that they were young, But the passing of a soldier, Goes u

Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven!
Two thousand one, nine eleven, Five thousand plus arrive in heaven. As they pass through the gate, Thousands more appear in wait. A bearded man with stovepipe hat, Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat." They settle down in seats of clouds, A man named Martin shouts out proud, "I have a dream!" and once he did, The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives." Groups of soldiers in blue and gray, Others in khaki, and green then say, "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine," The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain." From a man on sticks one could hear, The only thing we have to fear." The Newcomer said, "We know the rest, trust us sir, we've passed that test." "Courage doesn't hide in caves, You can't bury freedom, in a grave," The Newcomers had heard this voice before, A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores. A silence fell within the mist, Somehow the Newcomer knew that this Meant time had come for her to say, What was in t

My Quote Of The Day.....based On Love
Love is... What makes a weak man brave And a king step off his throne Good times, bad times Easy times, tough times It comes in an instant And lasts three days after forever That's what love is love jamaal a.k.a m-dot

Tune In
If we tune-in on thoughts of failure, illness, discouragement, despair and hate, the charts of our lives will take a sharp downward course. If we tune-in on thoughts of victory, love, hope and faith, our lives will become larger, finer, more worth while. If we tune-in on the surface things that break like bubbles and leave us nothing, our lives will be shallow and empty. If we tune-in on the deeper things, eternal principles of plain living and high thinking, the riches which men have put into immortal literature, art and music, then entire personalities will grow and expand. If we permit ourselves to become selfish and cold toward others, the springs of love and sentiment will dry up leaving us but the husks of life. If, on the other hand, we are kind and thoughtful and considerate of others; if we strive always to pluck a thorn and plant a flower wherever we think a flower will grow, riches more valuable than much fine gold will enter our lives. Saint and sinner, pr

A Wonderful Story
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?" they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him co

He Needs Our Prayers!!!!
An old friend, my former roommate, is in need of some serious prayers. His bradley got hit by a roadside bomb and his legs got blown apart. Hes had 2 surgeries to amputate his left leg and his right leg had surgury to put a steel rod in. His left arm is under considerable damage and his spine is fractured. He has infections from all the sand in his wounds and was peppered in the face. He is doing better then expected but he still needs all the prayers he can get!!! As well as his wife and new baby girl. He recieved the Medal of Honor for after realizing his legs were messed up he dragged himself outside and shot his gun killing 2 bad guys in a gunfight before his men dragged him away. *** We all need to be praying for our military. Whether we agree with whats going on or not. Our Military needs our prayers ***

Words Of Wisdom
Eleanor Roosevelt wrote: Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays once, it is his fault; If he betrays you twice, it is your fault Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends, you and me....You brought another friend.... and we started our group....our circle of friends..... and like a circle.....there is no beginning or end..... Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift.

The Wonderful World Of Names
I spend an hour a night updating a web site I maintain called Short Bus World. It's basically a collection of the day's most offbeat stories. Occasionally there comes one that I research that I can't stay quiet on. A Yahoo article states that British parents are giving their kids such names as Britney, Tiger, Madonna, Superman and Gandalf????? I guess some parents have a sense of humor, but do they really think about the emotional trauma they are going to put their child through in life? I remember the first such inkling of this was Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue". Then I learned about Sonny and Cher Bono naming their daughter "Chastity" (ostensibly because all the good names were apparently taken). Then there was Frank Zappa, who named his daughter "Moon Unit" and his son "Dweezil", but we were OK with that because hey, that's Frank and he was always a little out there anyway. Until George Foreman named all 7 of his kids "George". Suppose it makes it easy when you'v

The Water Bearer
A water bearer in India had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of my fla

Numb
Numb When your spirit has been broken Loves wings won’t hold you up Kind words no longer spoken Your soul has had enough What matters to the coldest heart? Surely not loves true form Could that be why we always seek? The calm before the storm Often what you really need Is seldom what you'll get Try as we may time after time Our needs will go unmet The complexities of life & love Will do numbers on your head Nights filled with restless sleep Just proves that you're not dead Cherished tender moments Memories bring back smiles Happiness breeds contentment With sadness relaxed for a while If a spirit needs a resting place? Love may be all that it takes You’ll know when true love finds you And the difference that love will make How much does love, love me I no longer feel it cares It seems hard for love to show me When I’m here and love is there Will love whisper it to the wind? And pray it blows my way I heard love say what it inten

The Goddess Companion
There is a secret hour of the night when the Goddess rises in the moon, the great queen of all humanity, full of power and majesty. She shines on us, and all of us are enlivened by Her. all of us: animals, both wild and tame, and plants and trees, and even rocks, clouds and oceans, for everything has its rhythm, everything has its ebbs and flows. Whether in the air, on earth, or beneath the sea, everything is Hers. ~Apuleius, The Golden Ass The moon is, in many cultures, a symbol of feminine principle, representing the powerful cycles of nature we see all around us. But these cycles are as much within us as around us. Women, like the ocean, respond monthly to the call of the moon, our bodies linked with that pale luminary glow through our courses. But men may also respond to the lunar pull, in ways we do not understand without the visible evidence women's bodies provide. Male or female, our bodies are saltwater like the sea, and like the sea

Cheaters!
She's dressed to kill... Well I couldn't wait to get home from school and have my baby waiting for me so we could start Thanksgiving break... But lucky for me... When I get home he is M.I.A. and not even his three closest friends can find him... So I went to a friends house and decided he'd call eventually... Well he did and I could barely hear him... Then he has the nerve to send me a text message telling me that he thought we should be through or talk about.. Becaus eI was too obsessed with my ex-boyfriend... I can't get up the guts to tell him that I quit speaking to mne outta respect for him, however he is still talking to his... Even after I was told that he was with her again... So he said when his rid e was ready he'd be here to talk... I haven't done anything... I am always at home waiting for him to come back ( and it is like 1:30-2:00 in the morning when he does) I go to school that is it... I even talk on the phone my cell phone around him.. He talks to his ex on it away f

Tattoos
ok so no one on here really nos me except heather...but somehow i have recently found a new side of me that includes 4 tattos & a belly ring! lmao. & im gettin my 5th tat on my bday which is next friday the 24! i have a 4 leaf clover on the top part of my boob, interlockin hearts w/my kids initials in them on my shoulder blade...this is a kick ass tat!! red lips on my ass cuz there r just some ppl in the world that need 2 kiss my ass lol & then i have this star & moon design on the small of my back which is also kick ass! now my lil tat guy tony has designed me a babygirl tat thats goin on my back he designed the one on my shoulder as well...hes pretty nifty! & someday soon ill get pics of these damn things uploaded!

Its Late
wow its 1230am and I feel like breaking out the karaoke machiene. is this normal? should I go to bed? and if I don't break out the machiene I might just go to the bar and embarass myself there... wow bed is sounding good right about now.. damn insomnia though.

Clueless
Clueless I thought love was a shelter of comfort Where I could be safe from all its pain But now it just adds to my troubles It has become something to hide from No longer that which my heart once sought In its place I’ve found malice and discontent Pushed aside like an unwanted meal No more useful then yesterdays newspaper The emptiness I feel inside grows broader If I’m not careful it will cause me to become bitter No longer can I afford to be optimistic I understand that love cares not for fools Try has I may I can’t see where It went wrong Maybe it was not I but love that went awry Its beauty no longer sustained by its essence I see now just how different things are Where I once loved more then life itself Now I could care less for its needs or wants Yet still I cling to the notion that it was real For at this moment here and now it’s all I have How can you look for the silver lining in a cloud? When it is dark, stormy and turbulent Much

I Dare You-challenge Me! (from A Bullitin)
Fill this out and send it to my INBOX. I dare you, to tell me the truth.. Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. My best feature 1. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. One word that describes me 1. One question for me 1.

Passions
Passions The comfort of a soothing hand Warmth that comes from the heart The heated breath of passion Love makings about to start Slowly we come together Soon we begin to sweat Bodies move to the rhythms The best you give and get Entwined we twist and bend Pushing lust beyond its limit Your wetness all around me Lean back Im all up in it Ohhhhh you whisper my name Ahhhhh I whisper yours too Moaning groaning and cussing We continue to do what we do Panting aloud with labored breath Damn mami your pussy is tight Ride me drive me milk me Let me feel the heat of the night The sounds of thrashing bodies The strength of muscle toned thighs The smell of sex that fills the air Loves drug is the ultimate high Fuck me daddy, pound me hard Pull my hair, spank dat phat ass Give it to me nice and deep Stroke me slowly, lets make it last Together we both begin to moan Minds reeling sensations are numb You scream out my name arch your back

Why I Kill
There's always all sorts of sordid details involving those of us in the military. It's funny what you hear when you ask someone to describe a person in the military. They basically describe me, but who didn't see that coming? My mom knew I was destined the day I started watching G.I Joe. The fact is, the military has a much wider range. I see girls as small as 5'2 making their way and serving their time. They look so small it seems like you could pick them up and punt them. We come from everywhere. We come from all backgrounds. We are the largest and most diverse group of Americans you can imagine, but we are brought together by the fact that we are Americans. In a nutshell, that means we will kick your ass if you push the wrong button. The news can report whatever they want. I've been out there and I've seen why we're there and what we need to do. I myself have posted articles and facts that Hilary Clinton was forced to personally address in order to try and keep from e

Black Mornings
It's 2:00a.m. Is what my wife says From the couch on which she's been asleep since 9 Are you coming to bed? Is the million dollar question Is that an invitation? Do you have fun things in mind? Like the fun things you denied me, since before I even arrived home? Would you like to; scratch me, suck me, bite me, fuck me, grind me, tease me? Will you put me to the ground under foot, and let me bite at your calves, working my way up, staring into your eyes as I... Would you wake the fuck up! Are you even listening?! As I sit here with lips glistening at the thoughts that I torture myself with, salivating... waiting Snoring is soon the sound I hear Another early morning, left unsmeared

Cherrylicious
CHERRY! Okay, it's official! Starting tonight (Saturday), I officially start my new job as a dancer (stripper)!!! Okay, you can quit laughing!!!!! Seriously tho... It's something I've always wanted to try, and I figure now is the best time to give it a go and see what happens. If I like it, I'll keep doing it. If I don't, I won't. Simple enough. So, anyway, wish me luck. And, I've been initiated into "the sorority" as "Cherry" by another dancer, cause of my red hair. BUT... If anyone thinks of a better name, please let me know. (However, what could be better?) :o)

Her Song
Her song Through the night she sang Loving songs in harmony While swaying to the beat Fingers playing sensually Sweet sounds I embraced Enthralled raptures made me float I felt love within my heart As I caressed every note Fingers glide on her guitar Gentle rhythms she strums Blissfully I am serenaded Her voice sensually hums While gazing into her eyes She sang Love Me Tender As she set my soul on fire Into her arms I surrender

Material
Figured I'd try some of my material on here. Realization Okay, everyone has those memories from childhood, when they just couldn't take their parents anymore. It maybe brief, but you just can't stand them for that moment. Man my moment was with my mom. My mom and her damn peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches. I always had to fix them. Come on you remember this, your parents all of a sudden lose the ability to move once you become 10! They ask you to get the remote when it's right at their feet! Anyway, My mom had this thing for peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches, It was crazy cause she always wanted them a certain way...more peanut butter than jelly. She complained everytime I did it, But it's cool, you're 10 so your ulitmate goal in life then is to please your mom. So one night I'm in the kitchen makin her a sandwich. I'm all proud cause this time I was going to make it fuckin' perfect! So I get out the peanut butter, and a big ass spatula so I can make sure I layer the

Ohhh
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...BEG FOR ME TO STOP! I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I AM FINISHED WITH YOU AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS! ALL MY LOVE, "THE FLU" HA WHAT WAS YOU THINKIN..HUMMM I BET IT WAS GOOD WHAT EVER IT WAS..LMAO..DON'T FOR GET UR FLU SHOT..I HOPE U GET IT IN UR ASS..HEE HEE..KISSES...

Crappy Week
The last couple of days have been really crappy. My fibromyalgia has been acting up, but I haven't been diagnosed yet so it may be a problem getting scripts for it. I was fired yesterday and then today wasn't much better. Went with my boyfriend to the doctor this morning to find out that he had strep throat and staph infection...Where the hell did he get that from?! We just had my kids over here a couple of days ago. So now I have to worry about them developing it. They are only three years old and don't talk...it's not like they can tell anyone that they have a soar throat!!! I already have an appointment on Tuesday. I'll tell her about it and she'll take care of me. The poor boys can't get to the doctor til at least Wed. Provided that their father is responcible enough to make the call and get them an appointment!!! Which whenever i told him about this whole thing he decided to bring up the fact that he might try to get child suppost from me!! Like that is more im

Fuck Me Now
Fuck me now!!!! Pushing me against the wall, your hands roaming all over my body, you lean in...breathing heavily on my neck making goose bumps break out over my skin. Running your teeth along the curve of my neck, reaching mehind me with your hands you pull me sharply into you as you bite my neck hard enough to make me cry out, my panties becomming instantly wet, my body pushing into you as you capture my mouth with yours. Kissing me hard, insistant, passionately...your mouth crushing mine. Grabbing my wrists with your hands you push them up over my head, making my breasts thrust out against your chest, you hold both my arms above my head with one hand... running your free hand over my body pushing my skirt up your reach your hand between my legs feeling my wetness already through my panties and grin pulling your hand away.. running it around and squeezing my ass moving up further to my breasts, kneading them and pinching my nipples in turn then pulling my top down freeing t

Worse Than I Realised
I went back and checked the calendar to see the exact amount of time that they had failed to pay Me for... They haven't paid Me for 11 weeks (which they only owe Me for 10 weeks since I missed one show, that is 5 pay periods ). This wasn't really the reason I left... but it sure did shorten My tolerance for the bullshit. The amount they owe me is the same as the amount of the dental appointment I have Monday! Bullshit + Failure to Pay + PMS= I QUIT! Any questions? I'm certain every single person out there would do the same. Mistress Genevieve

Lmao..
A guy goes into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey, after downing that one orders another, and another, and other. The puzzled bartender ask him "What are you celebrating?" "I just had my first blow job" The bartender says "Congratulations, heres one on me!" The guy downs that one and says "Thanks! This sure takes the taste out of my mouth!"

First Day...
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Lol...
A PREGNANT SQUAW WALKED UP TO THE CHIEF, RAISE HER HAND AND SAYS "HOW!" THE CHIEF LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS " I KNOW HOW! WHO! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** THE LONE RANGER AND TONTO WERE SURROUNDED BY HUNDREDS OF INDIANS. THE LONG RANGER LOOKS AT TONTO AND SAYS "LOOKS LIKE WE ARE DONE FOR THIS TIME TONTO !" TONTO LOOKS AT THE LONE RANGER AND SAYS "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ?"

Hmmm...
You look really sexy in that..thing you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-mail. When You type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on her keys. You Really know how to push the right buttons to turn me on. If I wasn't a Computer, I'd show you what "Hard Drive" really means! But Alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires, obeying Your every command. Yes, mistress! I'll balance your chequebook. Yes, Mistress! I'll run your silly little program. Don't get me wrong...I Like theMaster/Slave thing, but maybe just once in a while you could Show some compassion? Maybe instead of just ramming the diskette in, you could Slide it in slowly, maybe even blow in the slot first. And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off when you're Through, we could talk for a while afterwards? I know other computers have hurt you in the past. But I Am different! I may be a little slow, but I've got a big mouse! So come on ba

Just To Name A Few......... .
well, there's sex, you can have sex, sexual intercourse, a quickie, consummate a marriage, couple, copulate, coddle, or commit the act of procreation. You could be making whoopee, making love, love making, scrogging, slapping skin, or sweating to the oldies. You could sleep with someone, sleep together, sleep around, fool around, whore around, screw around, or just screw, shag, shank, score, fornicate, fork, pork, pump, poke, plank, pound, boff bonk, bop, bone bang, or boink. You could be dancing between the sheets, doing the horizontal bop, the horizontal mambo, the prone boogie, or even the hunka-chunka. You could be humping, bumping, humping and bumping, bumping uglies, the ol' bump and grind, or making the two backed beast. You could play doctor, hide the salami, hide the sausage, because dammit, it's the most fun you can have with your clothes off. You could break in a new mattress, or give the old one a workout. You could be squeaking the spr

Ohhh....subtitles For My Blogs
So CherryTap eh? I'm half intrigued and half...um..some other word'd by it. A MySpace that gives you points. This makes being fake so much more fun cuz you get (cherry) points for it ;) Never has anyone tried so hard to get me to join a site than they did for this and I'm left wondering...was it for the points??? How am I supposed to know if they genuinely wanted my online friendship or just need more crack...er cherry points?? Honestly I could give a fuck...I just needed to blog so I could get more...er...um..points!

Can't Wait Until Sunday!!!!
I just cannot wait util Sunday nite!!! I am going back to my fvorite strip club ever here in Vegas!!!!! I am going to Cheetah's. I am definatly getting a lap dance. YUMMY!!!! Getting excited and wet just thinking aobut it now! Shower time!!!!!!!!!!

To My Friends
To My Friends Who Are... MARRIED Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry" not "where are you', but "I'm right here" not "how could you", but "I understand" not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are." To My Friends Who Are... ENGAGED The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other. To My Friends Who Are... NOT SO SINGLE Love isn't about becoming somebody else's" perfect person." It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be. To My Friends Who Are... HEARTBROKEN Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them. To My Friends Who Are... NAIVE How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, and get hurt but never keep the pain. To My Friends Who Are... PLAYING HARD TO GET Tr

Love Hurts
I wrote a poem: Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com A black rose Love is death, its the blackest of all feelings that human feel. Its a wolf in sheeps clothing its comes so innocently, so pure. But as you go on you realize that love only causes pain Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com it shows its true self and you realize that your screwed. A black rose is love, it represents the death of your soul and innocents. The thorns represent the pain and struggle you feel through the journey of love. Anger fills my soul, my Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com blood runs cold. Im dead, my soul, my mind, my world is cold and dead. I dont believe love is as special as most people make it out to be. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Love is death, Love is a black rose. Beatiful, soft and deadly

Friends Are Like Angels
Our friends are like angels, who brighten our days. In all kinds of wonderful, Magical ways. Their thoughtfulness comes, As a gift from above. And we feel we're surrounded, By warm, caring love. Like upside-down rainbows, Their smiles bring the sun. And they fill ho-hum moments, With laughter and fun. Friends are like angels, Without any wings. Blessing our lives, With the most precious things.

The Gift Of An Angel
May you always have an Angel by your side. Watching out for you in all the things you do. Reminding you to keep believing in brighter days. Finding ways for your wishes and dreams to come true. Giving you hope that is as certain as the sun. Giving you the strength of serenity as your guide. May you always have love and comfort and courage. May you always have an Angel by your side. Someone there to catch you if you fall, Encouraging your dreams, Inspiring your happiness, Holding your hand and helping you through it all. In all of our days, our lives are always changing. Tears come along as well as smiles. Along the roads you travel, May the miles be a thousand times more lovely than lonely. May they give you gifts that never, ever end. Someone wonderful to love and a dear friend in whom you can confide. May you have rainbows after every storm. May you have hopes to keep you safe and warm. And may you always have an Angel by your side. Friends Are Like Angels.

The Most
The most destructive habit... Worry The greatest Joy... Giving The greatest loss... Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work... Helping others The ugliest personality trait... Selfishness The most endangered species... Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource... Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm"... Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome... Fear The most effective sleeping pill... Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease... Excuses The most powerful force in life... Love The most dangerous pariah... A gossiper The world's most incredible computer... The brain The worst thing to be without... Hope The deadliest weapon... The tongue The two most power-filled words... "I Can" The greatest asset... Faith The most worthless emotion... Self-pity The most beautiful attire... SMILE! The most prized possession... Integrity The most powerful channel of communication... Prayer The most contagious spirit... Enthusiasm

Our Little Stalker!!!
For those of you who missed my blog yesturday... I just wanted to get the word out abbout a little girl who is using this site, and others to harras and stalk my fiance and I. Her name is meggie, on here. We've already blocked her, but she has ripped photos of him, our dog, etc. from both of our sites. So for those of you who aren't here for drama. As well of you that don't respect people, relationships, or others personal pictures for that matter... you might want to avoid this girl! I'm going to try to post her link below, to help all of us avoid her. Thanks for listening! Have a great... stalker free, night!!! Christina meggie@ CherryTAP

Before I Go To Bed Tonight...
Before I go to bed tonight I just had to let you know, I truly do appreciate The kindness that you show. Before I go to bed tonight I thought that you should hear That every time we chat or write, I hold each second dear. Before I go to bed tonight I had you on my mind. I thought of things you've done or said, Things from a heart so kind. I hope this letter makes you happy, If only for a while But I'd gladly write a million If it would make you smile. I know this may sounds silly, Like perhaps I've lost my head. But I just had to let you know these things, Before I went to bed. *9/11 has shown us that you never know what might happen tomorrow. You don't know if tomorrow will even come, so send this to everyone special in your life because tomorrow might be too late!*

To My Friends
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend. -- Stone Temple Pilots If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. -- Winnie the Pooh True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. -- Charles Caleb Colton A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -- Albert Camus Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life. Friendship is one mind in two bodies. -- Mencius Friends are God/dess way of taking care of us. I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay -- Dave Matthews If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to wh

A Diffrent Kind Of Christmas Poem(for Our Soldiers)
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

Rip: Aj
One of my CherryTap friends, AJ, passed away today. You were always so grateful for whatever attention I could give you, and I very frequently didn't make the time for you I should have. I'm sorry, AJ. Rest in Peace. Know that every time I smile, a little bit of it is for you. I hope it still lights up your day like you always told me it did.

The Garden
Come to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses... FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: 1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash indifference 3. Squash grumbling 4. Squash selfishness PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE: 1. Lettuce be faithful 2. Lettuce be kind 3. Lettuce be patient 4. Lettuce really love one another NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS: 1. Turnip for meetings 2. Turnip for service 3. Turnip to help one another TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME: 1. Thyme for each other 2. Thyme for family 3. Thyme for friends WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE. THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.

Instructions For Life
This is the TENTRA NEPALESE TOTEM Instructions for Life: Eat plenty of whole rice. Give people more than they expect and do this willfully. Learn by heart your favorite song. Don't believe anything you hear and do not sleep as much as you would like to. When you say "I love You", say it truthfully. When you say I'm sorry, say it with eye contact. An engagement period of six months is crucial before marriage. Believe in love at first sight. Never mock other's dreams. Love deeply and passionately. You may get hurt, but this is the only way to live life at it's fullest. Deal with discontentment, fight fairly, but do not offend. Do not judge others because of their relatives. Talk slow, think fast. When someone asks you a question you do not want to answer, smile and ask "Why do you want to know?" Remember that the greatest love and the greatest success also hold many risks. Call your Mom. Bless a person who has just sneezed. When you lose, do not lose the lesson. Remem

I Lose
I... get upset easily. Well known fact. And I really wish I could explain what helps... and how to get me to talk about whats going on. Bah. I hate that I have such a hard time telling people what I think/fell/yadda-yadda I still don't have a ride home from work tomorrow. I realyl don't want to walk. X.X I hope someone comes through with this. I've asked a few people. I'm tired of getting upset over nothing. And then not being able to get it cleared up. I lose.

Going Unnoticed
So much to say But no one to talk too All alone Afraid of my feelings So confused So unwanted So unloved Crawling under the bed to get away from the troubles No one cares Attitude changing No one notices Never talking anymore No one asks what is wrong Never even showing up People go unlooking Communication doesn�t matter If my feelings can�t be heard Bottled up in my pity Opened at despair Life is so meaningless But death only seems inviting

How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. If you really need a grouch, there are probably a few dozen of your relatives to do the job and several thousand will be met in a chat room... ignore them. You want to SMILE. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Just never let the brain idle. 4. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. Laugh so much that you can be tracked in the store by your distinctive laughter. 5. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. 6. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 7. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond wh

Very Sad!
I got this email from a friend of mine today. Very sad to hear.: Arrest Made After Toddler Molested Live Online Police Rescue Child Two Hours After Assault A man who was sexually abusing a young girl in his home was arrested after he transmitted images of the assault via the Internet to an undercover detective, police said Thursday. The girl, a preschooler, was rescued two hours later in what Toronto police's child exploitation unit said was its first case of observing a live assault. "My first reaction was that I wanted to reach through the monitor and grab the child," said Detective Paul Krawczyk, the undercover officer who witnessed the alleged assault Sunday He alerted police in St. Thomas, a city in southwestern Ontario where police believed the man lived, and they were able to track him down in two hours. "To see this child and look that child in the eyes and realize that the child was live somewhere, being abused, we had to save the child right then," Krawczyk s

10 Hour Shifts
I hate working 10 hour shifts...but hey the extra hours help out alot. I know this much. my feet hurt, my legfs hurt, my back hurts, I'm just sore. and tomorrow I gt to gon in from 4 to midnight getting to close again. God I can't wait for the Pizza to get here. I'm fucking hungry.

Are There Angels?
It is said there are Angels In Heaven above And they shine with the light Of an inner love Of these things I had not a clue But that was Before I found you For in you I’ve found A love that is so right It shines all around With the brightest of light It comes from somewhere So deep within That it has no beginning And knows no end Your love is a light That brightens each day Of all of the people You see on your way Where ever you go Or whatever you do All see the love That you have inside you That God sent you here To a place where you’d be Sharing such love With someone like me Is proof for me That angels exist And are filled with a love That no man could resist I thank God each day For finding the time For looking down on me And making you mine So yes there are Angels In heaven above I know because God Sent me one to love

It Is You I Dream Of
A flower grows from beneath a blanket Of fine and purest white It reaches toward the sun for warmth, For heat and for the light My love for you grows stronger still, Despite the surrounding cold My heart is yours, bartered gone For yours has it been sold Its petals shine from morning dew Its stem grows stiff and strong It stands strong through the freezing cold It stands the winter long I long for you, for your soft touch I miss the way you smile The longer that we stay apart The longer every mile The flower stretches through the snow It reaches toward the sun And now without you the color is gone The flower's petals, dun But as we talk, and as we learn The flower comes back to life The snow now melts and goes away As you take away my strife Spring is here and growth abounds As you and I are one We are together, we are in love The snow for now is done I see the future, in dreams I have Of our life, long and true I see the times where all I ne

My Vow To You
When you are sad, I will dry your tears When you are scared, I will comfort your fears When you need love, my heart I will share When you are sick, for you I will care You will feel my love when we are apart Knowing that nothing will change my heart When you are worried, I will give you hope When you are confused, I will help you cope When you are lost, and can’t see the light My love will be a beacon, shining ever so bright This is my vow, one that I pledge till the end For you above all are my wife and best friend These words I have written, speak of my love for you From my lips these words spoken, shall always ring true God has blessed me, and with your hand in mine Both of our hearts, will forever intertwine Into all lives, falls pain and sorrows, I promise together, we will meet all tomorrows Happy in marriage, honor and love blessed in unity by God above

If We Don't Take Chances...
If We Don't Take Chances Then We'll Never Find The Rainbows If we don't ever take chances, We won't reach the rainbows. If we don't ever search, We'll never be able to find. If we don't attempt to get over, Our doubts and fears, We'll never discover how wonderful it is to live without them. If we don't go beyond difficulty, We won't grow any stronger. If we won't keep our dreams alive, We won't have our dreams any longer But... If we can take a chance now and then, Seek and search, discover and dream, Grow and go through each day With knowledge that We can only take as much as we can give, And we only can get out of life As we allow ourselves to live. Then... We can be truly happy. We can realize a dream or two along the way, And we can make a habit of Reaching out to rainbows And coloring our lives With wonderful days...

My Princess, My Wife
For My Dear Wife, On This Usual Day; I Write You This Poem, In My Own Special Way. I Wanted To Tell You, In Words Of My Own; You're The Most Precious Person, That I've Ever Known. You're The Prettiest Girl, Than Any I've Seen; Your Body Is Flawless, So Slender And Lean. Your Eyes Have That Sparkle, That I Can't Live Without; One Day Without Them, And I'd Die There's No Doubt. And I Just Lose Control, When I Glance At Your Hair; Those Curls Are Just Stunning, So Perfect And Rare. You're The Most Caring Person, That I've Ever Met; There's No One Like You, And That I Can Bet. What Attracts Me The Most, Is Your Sweet And Kind Touch; You're A Gift Sent From Heaven, And I Love You So Much. So Hold Me As Close, As You Possibly Can; 'Cause Now And Forever, I Am Your Man

The Abc's Of A Friend
....... A Friend.... (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality

Ocean Whisper
Whispering breeze of ocean's air That peace of night without a care Sitting here with tranquil thoughts Thinking what the day has brought Taking a breath deep in my chest Smelling the salt and damp caress Thoughts come in from yester year Loves that was lost start to appear. Reaching my hand to Him tonight Hoping this time He will appear to sight Wanting to see His very Face Adoring the One I hold in Praise. Then I see the moon's bright glare Stars and planets in them I stare He created all in the sky And I know He is by my side. Lord let this moment never end Just Being in the Presence of You

"the Most Beautiful Flower"
The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the weeping branches of an old willow tree, Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent on dragging me down. And as if to ruin my rare quiet day, A young boy approached me, all tired from play. He stood right before me with his head tilted down And said with excitement, "Look what I found!" In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight, With its petals all faded, from no rain or light. Wanting him to take his dead flower and go play, I faked a small smile and then shifted away. But instead of retreating he sat by my side And sniffed at the flower and declared with surprise, "It sure smells pretty and it's beautiful, too. That's why I picked it; here, it's for you." The poor weed before me was dying or dead, No bright vibrant colors, no yellow or red. But I knew I must take it, or he might never leave. So I reached out my hand and said, "Just what I need." But instead of him

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
This is a message every parent should read, because your children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. "When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make my favorite cake for me and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life. When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew there is a God I could always talk to and I learned to trust in God. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and I learned that those who have something should give to those

Trying To Forget
when i think of the past tears start to flow, i've tried to set you free but my heart won't let you go, i've tried to forget all that we shared, i've even tried to pretend i never cared, my heart doesn't play the fool, deep down under all the deception it knows it loves you

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I made and ate hot meals. I had unstained clothing. I had quiet conversations on the phone. Before I was a Mom I slept as late as I wanted And never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. Before I was a Mom I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to lullabies. Before I was a Mom I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on, Pooped on, spit on, chewed on, peed on, Or pinched by tiny fingers Before I was a Mom I had complete control of my mind, My thoughts, my body, And I slept all night and got plenty of rest. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so that doctors could do tests or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

If I Could....
If I could promise anything, I'd promise my heart to you. you gave me strength, and believed in anything I could do. If I could give you anything, I'd give my soul to you. you always stood by me, keeping your feelings true. If I could cherish anything, I would cherish you. You changed my life in so many ways, and you never had a clue. If I could believe in anything, I'd believe in you. You always guided me , to see I made it through.

What Good Is Love
Like all the rest if it belongs to anyone on here i will remove it but it fit my love life so well that i had to put it up although i know the one that should read it wont i figured maybe someone else may be in the same situation as me...me and the bf are living together but still i feel alone. Is that normal???? let me know what you think on the topic please What Good Is Love by Sass I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of pas

Stranger
Even though I've never seen your face, or looked into your eyes. To hear your voice makes my pluse race, with a love that never dies. Even though I've never held you in my arms, or even brushed against your skin. I know you'll try to keep me safe from harm, and not let any danger in. Even thouh I've never met you, or to you face say your name. I promise to give you my love so true, with nothing else to gain

Imagine. . .
Imagine... There is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out ALL OF IT, of course!!!! Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow." You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success! The clock is running. Make the most of today. To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade. To realize the value of ONE MONT

Thanks
HEY EVERYBODY! I WANNA THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER FOR HELPING ME LEVEL! EVERYONE IS SO GREAT AND I'M HAVINF A BLAST WITH ALL MY NEW FRIENDS! AGAIN THANKS SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HELP! TAKE CARE & HAVE A GOOD ONE!! ~BABY BLUE~

To All Women Out There
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You Are...
You are strong... when you take your grief and teach it to smile. You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same. You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing. You are loving... when your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others. You are wise... when you know the limits of your wisdom. You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself. You are alive... when tomorrow's hope means more to you than yesterday's mistake. You are growing... when you know what you are but not what you will become. You are free... when you are in control of yourself and do not wish to control others. You are honorable... when you find your honor is to honor others. You are generous... when you can take as sweetly as you can give. You are humble... when you do not know how humble you are. You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are. You are merciful... when you forgive

Trust
Rushing winds of sweet distress, comes to me with full onset I know my God is there somewhere but my cries seems where he can not hear. As much as I have brought up my prayers There is such a deadness of air That Jesus has other things than me But I still plead, God come to help me breath. As tears stream down my face I know that I am in his grace maybe there might be for me something to learn or to achieve but I only hear the wind. I will still yet praise thee Lord Sing song of You that save my soul in those very songs so dear I know my soul is with you near Maybe tomorrow when I arise I will find you in the morning light I can't love you any more For you died and save my soul And tomorrow is another day that work will come and which mission to lay. I will sing and read Your word Will you show us where you want us to serve. For we are Yours to do with what you will and I know you love me still And those who put your trust in thee For you ohh Lo

A Strong Woman Vs A Woman Of Strength
A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape... but a woman of strength builds relationships to keep her soul in shape. A strong woman isn't afraid of anything... but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear. A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her... but a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone. A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future... but a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be unexpected blessings and capitalizes on them. A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face... but a woman of strength wears grace. A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey... but a woman of strength, has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong.

I Dont Understand!!!!
Ok, Someone Help Me Here!!!! Why Is It If A Married Person Cant Return The Same Feelings About The Same Sex That Likes Them.....They Get Upset And Think U Mean???? I Tried To Be Nice About It And This Girl Is Really Beautiful, But I Am Not Into The Same Sex...Ddont Get Me Rong I Am All For The People That R And I Am Not Dogging On It But Its Not For Me No Matter How Pretty A Girl Is....Someone Plz Tell Me What I Did Wrong...I Feel So Bad For Hurting Her!!!

Stick A Fork In Me...
Cause I'm fucking done. Done with boys. Done with relationships and "feelings" and just all of it. Don't flirt with me. Don't tell me that I'm pretty/beautiful/cute/sexy/anything. Don't put your arm around me. Don't kiss me on the cheek/forehead/neck/lips/anywhere. Don't tell me that you're sorry. Don't tell me that you're confused. Don't tell me that you still want to be friends. Don't tell me that you want to still talk. Don't tell me that you'll still be there for me. Don't give me anymore excuses. Don't feed me anymore lines. Don't bother! Because I'm MOTHER FUCKING DONE! Cut directly from a convo I had tonight: "this guy, told me he liked me. then said he didnt. then said he did, but he doesnt want a relationship. then said he likes me, but doesnt want to see me anymore, that he wants to become a hermit and he doesnt know what he wants with his life, like liking me is some sort of life-altering thing. so i dropped off his shit, and im done. im not taking anyones bullshit any

Fuck Mtv
For some odd reason I found myself not only watching but actually paying close attention to the that reality traink wreck of a TV show on MTV about stuck up cunts and birthday parties. You know this show is a perfect fucking little study on what the fuck is wrong with kids in school today. You get these fucking perfect little "angels" to throw elaborate birthday parties and along the way you get to see them treat only their friends good, their other classmates like shit and their parents like walking ATM's with $100 bills sticking out of their ass. As if these spoiled little cuntflaps didn't have enough attention and prestige in their own little happy worlds MTV has go and cater to their little flegdling egos and say hey we'll put you on TV. Of course no network is better at showing just the beautiful and rich people of our country than this big cable channel whore that for some reason still calls itself Music Television. They get these 14-15 year olds on TV to highlight how bit

The Tournament
Who is your knight you ask. The one that protects you and watches over you. The one that will be there and show you a better way. The one that will stay up at night out side your door to make sure that when you wake up you are safe. The one that will fight when danger is afoot and you will never know that it is there. He will guard you even when there is something He needs to do and doesn't go for you are put before his own wants. Stands there without budging, when cold, board, feet hurt so bad that tears stream down. And when He sees you face to face it is so worth it for him to know you are His to protect. Doesn't seem real. But it is. He is right there besides you every minute of the day. He is the One that loves you more than anyone in the world. Go to Him today. Lord i pray that you will be with all that read this. That you will surround them with Your Spirit. Hold them deep within Your wings and take away all hurts, sorrow, things that are too much for them to

Sad News On A Friend And Fellow Tapper.....
IT HAS JUST CAME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ANGUS "AJ" MACCALSITER A FELLOW CHERY TAP MEMBER AND A DEAR FRIEND, LEFT THIS WORLD TODAY AT 2:13 PM TO BE WITH THE ANGELS, HE WILL BE LOOKING DOWN UPON US FROM NOW ON. HE WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN. FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T KNOW HIM AJ HAD CANCER OF THE SPINE AND AFTER SEVERAL SURGERIES AND CHEMO AND RADIATION, HIS BODY JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. SO I'M ASKING ALL MY FELLOW TAPPERS TO KEEP HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS THROUGH THIS DIFFICULT TIME. BELOW IS THE LINK TO HIS PAGE.... AJ@ CherryTAP THANKS TO ALL REDNECK RIN

The Best Day Of My Life
Today, when I awoke, I suddenly realized that this is the best day of my life, ever! There were times when I wondered if I would make it to today... but I did! And because I did, I'm going to celebrate! Today, I'm going to celebrate what a great life I have had so far; the accomplishments, the many blessings, and even the hardships, because they have served to make me stronger. I will go through this day with my head held high, and a happy heart. I will marvel at Gaia's seemingly simple gifts: the morning dew, the sun, the clouds, the trees, the flowers, the birds. Today, none of these miraculous creations will escape my notice. Today, I will share my excitement for life with other people. I'll make someone smile. I'll go out of my way to perform an unexpected act of kindness for someone I don't even know. Today, I'll give a sincere compliment to someone who seems down. I'll tell a child how special he is, and I'll tell someone I love just how deeply I care for her, and how much she

A Few To Giggle...
"Hello, baby," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you some." "Listen," said the woman, nonplussed, "If you can hold it in one hand, I'm not interested." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- Two lawyers are leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off." "I know the feeling," the other says. "No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killin

Amen
Be blessed and know the Lord is right besides you. Even when you don't believe in Him, He is there for you. Lord touch each and every person who comes to this site. Touch them and let them know you are here and love them. Reach down to all who are hurting and sick. The ones who can't go on or are so alone. Lord please let them feel You right now and know you do care and have your hand out to take all the sorrows and woes away. That you are right there with them crying too. Holding them so close. Lord pour out Your Spirit and Your amazing Grace. In Jesus name amen

Speak Of Home
We try so hard to find a place when we are not here to leave a trace Great in the Fathers hand We travel as His ambassadors in this land. We try so hard to keep what we have but we forget that it is He that gave Getting ourselves so out of place We forget to speak of His Amazing Grace When we are in His Will We will not need the things of this world So share Him today, So that the last person, we are waiting to Pray So we can go home to the King of kings. Rise up my sweet ones rise To Him give your allegiance high He is the only way to a dying world. Speak about Jesus to this world not our own.

Musically Speaking
I recently saw a forwarded email, yeah kinda shocking it was an email not a bulletin or anything like that, about name the top five songs that have changed your life. Now honestly no song has ever been life changing I mean its not like I woke up one morning and all of a sudden heard whatever the radio was playing and decided right then and there its time for this momentous life altering decision. I do however have a few songs that are special to me and woudl go on an "ultimate soundtrack" of my life if you will. And here they are in no particular order of greatness ATC- Without Your Love.. Plain and simple this is me and Taryn's song. Most of the world doesn't know of it because it is one of their many unreleased songs off their first album. Good song, kinda romantic and sappy but oh well. Warren G- Regulators... The song I equate my wedding too. Sitting in the drive thru of the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas early in the morning (230am to be exact) getting married, t

I Dont Know What To Do
I sit here day after day hoping by some chance that i would be able to spend time with my husband all he does is work. I know that he has to work to pay the bills but i never see him. I wake up alone and go to bed alone. I shouldnt be bitchen but I am so alone...

Whats On My Mind
I have been sitting in my room and thinking bout the shit that keeps eating at my mind and I wonder what the hell I have made of myself. Its like I dont know the person I have turned into so full of hate and just looking for reasons to walk out that door. I sit and think about how much I hate my life and how the people around me deserve to know the truth about the person they think I am cause I'm not this happy person that they all once knew I have built up this wall to keep them all out and I dont want to let it fall cause I know what lies on the other side. I wonder why I fell so weird like some one else is walking in my shoes this person I am is not me I'm mean and not afraid to speak my mind. I dont hide from what stands in my way I go for it even if it is dangerouse but lately I feel like I have been punking out cause I know I will lose it all if I slip up and my kids mean so much more to me then that. And they deserve more then what they get now where there home is a war zo

My New Fetish
I never used to understand why women were always saying "I just can't resist a man in uniform", and honestly, I still don't really understand it...lol. But recently I've noticed that I've developed a fetish for men in the military. I don't know why but there is something about them that gets me all hot and bothered.

Special
A friend of mine asked me once: "What makes you truly happy?" You know, I didn't even pause for a moment... what makes me truly happy is living in the moment and making whoever I am with, at that moment - whether it's my children, my family, friends ... you ...genuinely happy... to make someone laugh and smile - for them to feel loved and special...there is nothing better in life to me. Unfortunately, I realize that I don't do that enough...and, I know I don't say thank you enough to those of you who bring true happiness to my life. I can't change my past (nor do I want to)...the future will be here soon enough...the present is just that - a gift from God for me to cherish at that moment. I cherish "you" and every moment I am with "you"...I hope that I can at some point, make you laugh and smile and feel truly special...because "you" are... Thank you for making me laugh and smile...for being my child, my family, my friend...for being "you" whether it is in person or here on Cherry Ta

More Thoughts From Your Local Sociopath
Um… it’s been quite a while since I’ve dropped some “wisdom” on here, so here we go. Well, good news is that I got to see Bob Seger (Yes, the god himself) live on his first show of his North American tour! Fuck yeah! He might be 61 but he really wasn’t showing it! Pity that this will probably be the last time I will have that opportunity, but I’m glad that I got to. The best part was getting to hear/see ‘Travelin’ Man’ go right into ‘Beautiful Loser’. I also recently got a call from my friend that was not doing so well back a while ago and he’s doing a lot better after a few major surgeries and stuff, so I’m immensely relieved about that. But on a more personal note, I’ve been really hard up for any kind of enjoyment. It mostly started on Halloween when I had nothing to do, no parties, nothing.. Just watching House by myself. That part of the year is like my Christmas.. I can leave my house with my fangs and contacts and nobody thinks I’m just being weird, and a lot of people

Are U What We're Looking For?
If you are a bifemale that wants to get to know us as friends first and then see what happens _ us a line. Also looking for cpls as well. Must be secure in your relationship and no bullshit same as with females no Bullshit.

Honestly..
do I, in any way, bring a reason for people to be so incredibly rude to me? Something happened on here yesterday that makes me think that I do attract the rudeness in people, and egg them on somehow. Below is the letter that resulted from the incident that I sent to Support, detailing it. I did marr the name of the offensive (in my opinion) member, so that the rare occasion comes that someone wants to send him hate mail or mean comments, it will be harder for them to do so. Because, yes, he is still on here, and the I don't believe that anything was done about it... Please, my dear reader, take a moment and read the message I sent below, and tell me what I should have done differently and what I did to attract his ultmost aggravating behavior... ------------------------------------------------- Okay, here's the issue. I made a mum about possible contest ideas that I could put into action. Link: http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=5637 There was another member (Di***ne) who com