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Eminem - My Band Eminem I don't know dude. I think everyone's all jealous a shit, cuz I’m like, the lead singer of the band, dude. And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with me after the show. (Chorus) Because, These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band Eminem So I get off stage right? Drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like, 'Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12 baby.' They're all like, 'Oh my God it's him! Becky Oh my fucking God its Eminem! I swear to fucking God dude, you fucking rock Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!' And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous ESPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY OCUPELLAS All the chicks start yellin' All the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight It's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Cuz I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be This rock star shit is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me Because these (Chorus) My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY! Swifty you just want to see a nigga backwards dontcha? Hey man how come we don’t rap on Protocols? And smash these vocals and do a performance But we in a van, and he in a tour bus don’t want my autograph you’s a liar No I'm Swift (Oh I thought you was Kuniva) and what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, Its simple but All I did, was read a Russell Simons book So I’m more intact, tryin to get on the map Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back Kuniva & Kon Artis K: Look at Em little punk ass, thinkin he the shit KA: Yeah I know, man, by himself takin all the picks K: Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue Eminem: No, I had an interview Not you dude K: You gon be late for sound check KA: Man, I ain't goin to sound check K:But our mics are screwed up KA:And his always sound best You know what man? I’ma say som'm K: Aiyo Em! Eminem: YOU GOT SOM'M TO SAY? KA: Man, nothin K:I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup? KA: Man, I’ma tell him when I feel like and man shut up You ain't even back me up and were supposed to be crew KA: Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear! (I swear man!) (Chorus) Proof They say the lead singers hot But the group is not Once they've sold our arenas to amusement parks I’m gon let the world know that Proof is hot I should cut him mike off when the music starts Eminem:AIYO ITS- Proof: Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear 'HEY DUDE I LOVE YOUR BAND!' We in a band bitch? We don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent Of these guys actin funny over area codes Eminem: Proof carry my bag! Proof: Bitch carry your own can’t make it to the stage security in the way Fans: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHERE'S OBIE AND DRE? Bizarre Goddammit I’m sick of this group Its time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats wrote all the raps till Kon Artis slipped me some crack Lose yourself video (I was in the back) Superman video (I was in the back) For the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions Like who is D12, how we get started? Rporter: But what about Eminem? Bizarre: Bitch, are you retarded? Anyway, I’m the popularest guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I’m cute Fitty told me do sit ups to get buff Did two and a half and couldn’t get up Fuck D12 I’m outta this band I’m bout to start a group with the real Roxanne Eminem Girl why cant you see you're the D12 Only one for me and it just Eminem Tears my ass apart to know that, You don't know my naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame (punch) Bizarre These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha!) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that Ill be the man (Yeah) All because I'm the lead singer of my Eminem and Bizarre My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY! Eminem I’m the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I’m the lead singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa Look out for mine lead singer lip scald My salsa My salsa salsa salsa salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants My salsa Where'd everybody go?