Eminem - Number 1 Fan
Scribbled letter*
step back slim betta watch yourself
I'm one of them kids that stole the AK from your shelf
hey you look what I've got its a gun in my hand
better drop down and start givin me head
wait fuck that id rather have your wife
jeopardize your whole family including your life
if u even try to use the phone it’ll go off
explosives surrounding your whole place, that means to back off
hold hailie hostage and throw her in a cage
once your done readin this line it’ll be the end of the page
*chorus*
hey slim I'm out to get u
Marshall and Andre
your worse than the owner of the campus crew
nobodies said it but u know that its true
its like I'm from Eiffel 65 except only my blood is blue
*scribbled letter 2*
hey there Eminem
or whatever u wanna be called
I think your secretly ken kaniff
and u like many men
your a bitch rapper and u shouldn’t have your own label
just cuz u grew up black doesn’t mean u need to steal our paper
I should detonate them explosives I've got hidden around your home
but little motherfuckers I'm on a sadistic psycho roll
well this is what u get when u mess with a guy like me
don’t write me back y!, do u think I'm just some dead beat
well you'll be the dead one soon enough for not responding
and ill be happily enjoying life drinkin a little cup of coffee
*chorus*
hey slim I'm out to get u
Marshall and Andre
your worse than the owner of the campus crew
nobodies said it but u know that its true
its like I'm from Eiffel 65 except only my blood is blue
*home taped showing mans face with mask on*
I warned u motherfuckers, I told u to respond
wait no I didn’t, I just told u that I was armed
me, oh well, what u gonna do
your locked up in your house and when I kill u your blood will stay blue
it’ll kill u so fast that you'll feel vibrations for 20 miles past
*fart noise* oh sorry about that but at least u cant smell the gas I just passed
*knock on door* hey whose that, gimme a sec and ill be right back
*taken by the FBI and layed onto the lethal injection table*
*man asks* any last words?
*Still taping* hey Marshall guess when ure house is gonna blow
that’s right, it goes off when I go
when my blood goes cold and my heartbeat stops
ure roof will go pump and on ure table blood drops
oh by the way shady I'm ure number 1 fan
I cant have anyone else take u so were both gonna die man
*stabbed with needles and killed*