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Beautiful Redding !
May 30th: Just moved to Redding ! Now this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here! June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an >air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with Western plants today. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected. July 15th: Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to
Heather's Thought For The Day!
My thought for the day is this: When people join a site like Fubar, is it because they are seriously wanting to meet new people? Or because they have this insatiable need to feel like they are truly popular? What happens when someone like me, who doesn't feel the need to be popular, joins a community full of people who are insecure enough to berate people for rating their pics honestly? I have plenty of friends irl. I don't feel the need to be popular. I view this site as a game. I play the games, rate the pics, vote on the mumms, all for points to buy pretend stuff. That's all. If in the process I meet a friend or two, great! If not, that's fine too.
The Good News
God's Purpose God loves you and wants you to experience peace and life abundant and eternal. The Bible says ..."We have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ." —Romans 5:1 (NIV) "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." —John 3:16 (NIV) "I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly." —John 10:10 (NIV) Why don't most people have this peace and abundant life that God planned for us to have? The Problem God created us in His own image to have an abundant life. He did not make us as robots to automatically love and obey Him. God gave us a will and a freedom of choice. We chose to disobey God and go our own willful way. We still make this choice today. This results in separation from God The Bible says ..."For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." —Romans 3:23 (NIV) "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of
Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
How many times have we wanted to quit doing something, but have so much trouble doing it. What can we do? I will tell you what to do, look within yourself. Every relationship we have is based on us putting forth an effort. Every thing we do, decide or want comes from within and starts with our self desire. Many times I have people ask me how God delivered me from alcohol, drugs, and cigarettes, but they are having trouble with the same issues and God wont deliver them from it. The thing is God WILL deliver us from whatever we ask Him to. But He is not going to take it from us, we have to give it to Him, we have to let go, we have to look to ourselves and the true desires within. We have to quit holding on to our addictions for pleasure, security, and or problem solving, we need to turn it over to Jesus and let Him solve our problems. If you have an addiction you have to come to a point in your life where you want help, someone can't make you stop doing something if
Hey all I am in a contest and would love it if you have the time to stop by and bomb my pic with comments this is my first one .=)Thank you all !! Contacts There is the link and thank you again =)Dolly
Taking Time Off From This Site...
I've realized since I've come to this site that in a way I've become almost predator like over profiles of offense to anyone out there, but w/ my personal pics and a conversation I had w/ someone through I realized that what I'm looking to get out of this site isn't what I'm getting. I'm not getting the realness or non faker crap that I would like to get...there's a lot of my own decision making I have to be responsible for and any finger pointing is only done at me. I realize that I've given a bad impression of myself to some people, which I'm sorry to do, but am taking time off of this and contemplating about whether it's a good idea of just leaving this site altogether. I'm trying not to jump the gun on this but am seriously considering the idea...either delete the profile or take a couple of months of this are 1 of the possibilities I have to consider. Just wanted to keep those that are expressing concern in the loop and would like to thank everyone, truly for ex
More On Pdd,nos
There are many myths surrounding autism. It may be frustrating at first to determine whether information is inaccurate or factual. Below, we've listed some of the more prevalent misconceptions about autism. You may come across more. Autistic children can't be helped. Many people believe that a person with autism cannot learn new skills, but this is not the case. The treatments featured at Kyle's Treehouse, while varied and different, have all seen improvements in children's conditions. In many cases, these improvements have been dramatic and there are some cases where the person no longer has autism at all (including Kyle himself, the once-autistic son of the founders of Kyle's Treehouse). Cold or distant parenting causes autism.1 One of the original "cause" theories was the "refrigerator parent," which held that parents who were unloving created such an unattractive world to the child that the child became autistic. This theory couldn't be farther from the truth and is no long
Think For Yourself.
I recently opened myself up for hurt.. & Hurt i did painfully receive. Why is it that pain can't go well with pleasure, Why do people give up so easily? Just because shit isn't perfect,Life isn't perfect ,So apparently that would logically tell you that no relationship is going to be either. rightttt?! I don't mind working hard ,When it comes to someone i want.It sucks that most guys i seem to be interested in,just give up on us. Makes me feel like shit. I can't put my finger on why i am interested in guys who are weak . oh ya,i remember now.. Because they claim to be the strong type, They Claim to be more then what they seem i suppose. Does this make me a fool probably,I'm a fool to believe that when a person says i'm strong enough to be your really aren't..They are just stupid little monkeys looking for an easy way out. I often think about If their was a god,and a devil,and if i was religious .lol. That God is one sick mother fucker,He kills kids,Le
What A Jerk
hi to all who decide to read this i have had 2 and half weeks off from work and i thought that i would be able to spend more time getting to know most of my friends and family members on here but in the first couple of days i was distracted by a member on here and have kept away just popping on now and then i am now due back to work on monday and i will be back on here alot more from then. the person will not be named but they upset me a great deal and i did not think anyone would do that again. there is one person on here which i would love to get to know more than ever but would not work out as that person doesn't think the same or at least thats what i think. the person is no longer on any of my lists and am straightening the problem out.sorry for the moaning but thats how i feel thanks for listening keep safe
Mr Fubar Contest
THE LEADER OF THIS CONTEST AND HIS 16 LOUNGES ARE TRYIN TO BUY THIS CONTEST BY OFFERING PLATINUM CHERRIES TO PEOPLE WHO BOMB>>>>>>>GET PEOPLE OUT TO SHoW MONEY CANT BUY EVERYTHING>>>>>HERE IS THE LINK TO FTW GET SOME BOMBERS!!! comment bomb limit for ten days....... OK,....i have over 300 friends....160 fans...and im a fan of over 150.....i have had alot more help from people who ARENT on my lists, than people that in a BOMBING contest and there is ONE PERSON BOMBING....I have a bombing family that isnt helping....but i just joined last night so......oh well....i just think that its sad thats all....later... comment bomb limit for ten days.......
Im In Window
When God opened the window He saw me and i asked Him "what is your wish this morning"and i said "Lord just want to take care of the person who's reading this message right now"God said "why?"i said "i love it to care Him" God bless!!!
~ Harley, Bikes And Stuff ~
Ok Brothers and Sisters, you know it will only be a matter of time lol Here you can see it being tested. Man them sound sweet :) Robbie Madison Breaks Record Motorcycle Jump, 322 Ft 7 Inches
Why Is?
So why is Life so hard....It seems the harder you work the harder life gets with little to show for it.....Does everyone have these problem?
Me Me Me
Create yours at! Honesty SurveyHonestly, what color is your underwear?Black with white and green cloversHonestly, whats on your mind right now?My stomach hurtsHonestly, what are you doing right now?typing... DuhHonestly, what did you do today?Got on the cpu and talked on the phoneHonestly, do you think you are attractive?NoHonestly, have you done something bad today?Not that I can think ofHonestly, do you watch disney channel?Yes I doHonestly, are you jealous of someone right now?NoHonestly, what makes you happy most of the time?I believe in a thing called love - The DarknessHonestly, do you bite your nails?Yes, horrible I knowHonestly, what is your mood right now?BlahHonestly, have you had an eating disorder?I plead the 5thHonestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?:( I dont wanna think about thatHonestly, do you have a deep dark secret?A fewHonestly, do you hate someone right now?Hate is a strong word... I dislike thoughHonestly, who/what do you want to h
Please Help Just thought I would see how this works! Please help my hubby Win the Mr. furbar contset. the link will be at the bottom of the page. Comment his pic but it has to be through this link Please bomb the hell out of him! Show sum love for me By doin this> Thanks Lots of love #1 Bitch
Some 420 Culture !
420 started in 1972 with six students at San Rafael High School in Marin County. They called themselves the "Waldos" because they didn't fit in with any of the established social groups at school. The Waldos really loved the New Riders of the Purple Sage, the first Grateful Dead spin off band. In the mid-seventies, the headquarters for the Grateful Dead was only a few blocks from San Rafael High School. One day, one of the Waldos was given a map to an abandoned pot field located in a remote section of Marin County near the ocean. The Waldos met one day after school to go look for this pot patch and they decided to meet at the Louis Pasteur statue outside the school at 4:20. They reminded each other during the day about the planned adventure by saying "420" to each other in the hallways. They would spend many afternoons searching for the field, but never found it. Eventually, 420 became a Waldo code word for marijuana, a code that spread into the Grateful Dead scene, and eventually
Anonymous Gifts
i hate how people don't got the guts to send gifts under there name so they check the send as anonymous box when they send a gift
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BEDHEAD CONTEST For all those who look like a quickly spun troll doll in the morning... For all those who spend hours taming that unmanagable mane in the morning... For all those who hide the shame that only their pillows and the light of dawn see... I give you THE GREAT BEDHEAD CHALLENGE! C'mon, people, now is the time to proudly drag that ungodly rat's nest out of the closet and show it to the world! Too often the contests on fubar are about popularity and looking sexy......Now it's time to have some fun! So tease, shake and let us see you at your worst! The contest will be starting Saturday August 18th at 7 PM EST and will run to the following Saturday August 25th at 7 PM EST First prize will be a Trailer. Second Prize will be Cold Shower. Third Prize will be a Sleeping Pill. Rules: Bombing is aloud, in fact go for it! Rates count as ten a piece. The top three winners will be announced shortly after the
Painful Love
Painful Love Watching you from across the room sends searing pain through my heart. I think back to a year ago, when I thought we'd never part. My love for you just won't die down - it just grows with each new day. I wish you'd dare to look at me and hear what I have to say; "I love you and I want you back - " but these words you just won't hear. You don't seem to remember them - all the memories I hold dear. You were my first kiss, my first love and now you don't even care. How could you just blow it away? We were the perfect pair. you seem content to let me go - You're doing fine as you are, while I'm still missing how we were. We had the best love by far.
My Thoughts
Have you ever said something you didn't mean?? Whether it was from anger, or frustration, or any other emotion....and once its been said, you can't take it back. No matter how much you didn't mean it, its out there now...floating around, drifting above you...and there is nothing you can do...nothing you can reverse the damage that has been done. I did it...last night, I said those awful words....and how I wish I could take them back, but I can't. And I want to talk and work things out, but it won't happen. No matter what words I may say now, the only ones that seem to matter are the ones I spoke last night... I just want to wrap my arms around you, hold you close to not let you go away...
Mr. Fubar Contest
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Tattoos On Older Or Sleezy?
- Roxy's Sexy Acronym - Ris for...RacyOis for...OrgasmXis for...XXXYis for...Yummy The Sexy Acronym Generator at thinking about getting my vry first tattoo. it will be a delicate armband made up of roses and ivy. at 46 years old do you think this is sexy or would look sleezy?
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Where The Penis Rules
Throughout history and in many cultures, the phallus has reigned supreme as a symbol of power, fertility and strength. In many of these cultures you would find it reflected in artwork, carvings and objects. Phallic shaped charms and pendants would be given to women who wanted to concieve and the man of the house may even be depicted barely able to hold his seven foot penis as a testament to how powerful his family was. Some of these old traditions are still seen in some parts of the world. For some time i believed that modern america would never bare witness to these somewhat silly and definatly outdated traditions of phallic symbology, but i was very wrong. A dear friend of mine who shall remain nameless introduced me to several findings that challenged my previous views on the evolvment of the male species. It seems that men everywhere still view their penis as a symbol of strength and power even after all of these years. As many of you already know, Craigslist is a place w
The Disclaimer
What a day. I came home after 5 days out messing around. House was ok, no one broke in, but I left alot of lights on and the tv blaring, so I feel kinda bad about the environment and the dead dinosaurs coal that got burned on that account.. I went into the kitchen and noticed a peculiar oder and traced it with a clever nose to the microwave which produced a chili covered bowl of nachos I meant to eat before I went out five days ago. Not being the man I once was I decided not to eat them and but thought maybe some critter outside might still make good use of the meal. So I grabbed some latex gloves and headed to a spot in the yard that was far enough away from the house to deliver the savory dish. I found some sandalwood incense and some bleach setting to rectify things, only to notice the neighbors dog partaking of the nachos. A few seconds later he was on his back and sporadically kicking his legs. I rushed out the door and grabbed a lawn chair forgetting my ice cold te
Mirror Image
Feel the pain burn a part of me away It floats in the air hoping to be caught by the hands of love Its lost and it falls to the ground where its stepped on and crushed It waves helplessly hoping for a break No one ever comes Time moves on the pain remains the same Just a broken little girl who never said hello She stands before me with tears in her eyes I see myself I want to protect you from the pain this world will give you Your angry I know this The world could not care less You always walk alone You’re crying at night when no one else is home Let me hold your hand and hug you So many things I want to say to you Your laughing but your hiding, I know this trick all too well I have been you; I am now just a shell The pain you feel is real Don’t lose your passion or the fighter that’s inside of you She reaches for my hand but………. I can’t grab it Floats away further and further like a soulless mind As she fades I look in the mirror and realize
Just Random Sh*t
A shrimp's heart is in its head. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episod e of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. If you sneeze t
Life Resembles A Rose
Life is like a beautiful red rose. You put the send into the ground, water it, give it lots of love and care for it until it blooms Into the most beautiful and strong red rose. You enjoy watching it as it grows. Then as fall enters it slowly dies. As the last petal falls you sit back and reflect on that red rose. You remember all the joy and happiness that the red rose has brought to you. Then all you have left is the memory of that beautiful red rose. Written and copyrighted by Linda Parker (me) :)
Loving Life In Hapiness
My life is relaxing finally at the moment, enjoying the cool ac touching my hot and steamy skin. I just got out of the pool and I was dripping wet. I could imagine that all the guys would have loved to see how soft my skin is and would want to touch. I welcome anyone would want to join me in this fantasy! In the day In the night Say it all Say it right You either got it Or you don't You either stand or you fall When your will is broken When it slips from your hand When there's no time for joking There's a hole in the plan Oh you don't mean nothing at all to me No you don't mean nothing at all to me Do you got what it takes to set me free Oh you could mean everything to me I can't say that I'm not lost and at fault I can't say that I don't love the light and the dark I can't say that I don't know that I am alive And all of what I feel I could show You tonite you tonite From my hands I could give you Something that I made From my mouth I could sing you anot
Daily Horoscopes August 12, 2007 ARIES (March 21 - April 19): Friends are going to be a wonderful connection after hours, but you will also be socializing at work. This is not a day to attempt anything too serious or practical or routine. Charm the boss into letting you do less. You are looking great, attracting compliments for the care you take over your appearance, and generally putting your best foot forward in social company. Flamboyantly direct and shamelessly charming, you are on good form. You're even quite competitive when it comes to winning your heart's desire. Though your mood is swinging from hot to indifferent fairly quickly. ARIES Your horoscope for August 2007: This month, high energy and a positive spirit will prevail. You'll have great hope for the future, which will continue for several weeks. The Moon in your sign this week will add to your optimistic attitude and sense of joy. Mercury will join Saturn and Jupiter in Leo on August 4, boosting your c
Cleavage Contest!!!
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Sorrie everyone that I have not been on. Depression sucks. I am not ignoring anyone at all. I just haven't been myself at all. Shit with the drs isn't going all well and now the other problems I have had before are coming back now. This sucks, but I can't help it. *sigh* mebbe I was ment to die early in my life, I dunno. Just so you all know that I do luv you guys and thank you for always being there for me when I needed it the most. But rite now I am severely depressed and its getting worse. So I will try real hard to get on here once in a while to let you all know I am alive. I guess. I feel that you don't need me. I feel that it doesn't bother you I am not around. I need you as much as you need me. But I was too late, too late for you. So you did it again, you tried to take you life once more b.c you didn't feel loved, loved enough by a man that uses you. Loved by someone is what your yearning for and I can't give that to you. I am sorrie
Look And Please Copy And Paste And Out In A Bulletin
.* * . ( *** /) * . *.*. .* . * ( (_)/ ) * * .*.* .* . * (_ /? _) . *. *.* .* . * . /___ * . . * .* *. * . * . * . . * *.* .* here is maddys angel pass it to a friend shes gone 100 days, it brings hope that must not end so many have their doubts where little maddy has gone, theres 1 thing we can all agree to forget her would be wrong pass this angel to a friend nothing will it cost seal it with your love and send for maddys memorie must not be lost
Today Is The Day!
So my oldest daughter who is 9 has been gone since July 1st visiting my aunt and grandmother in Cali......We leave in about 20 minutes to go pick her up from the airport! Woot! It has been so long and I miss her like crazy! She called this morning crying, she is so ready to come home! It will be a beautiful drive, we are about an hour and a half from the airport........I will update later on how it went:)
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New Improved Scooter Lounge
New an Improved Scooter Bar With Owner Slade is Now Open. I need 5-10 new Subscribers to Win a Silver Motorcycle. Say Lord Wolf sent you It's the Weekend Show Some Love. They Play Kick Ass Rock n Roll none of the Pansy an Fairy Garbage, Real Music.Stuff Real Men an Women are Made from.
Going Offline
I lost someone who I truly love over stupid reasons and for miscommunnication. I guess I need to stop looking for love online. I am gonna take sometime off here. Just tired of the head games some people like to play. I have always loved you(you know who you are) Fubar is not the place to chat I have told you that over and over. Will I ever stop loving you? I DOUBT IT! My love for you is so strong. Please remember all the good times we had not the rough ones. The jealousy and telling my close friends(you know who she is) good if I delete my acct. I will never ever stop loving you. Remember me! Love you so much but the pain on here is gonna kill me. Take care. I will always love you. And will always miss you. But I guess it wasn't meant to be :(:(:(:( To all my friends I will miss you but need to clear my head and think things over. hugs to all!
Love Or Not But I'm Coming Back!
ok i'm tire of mother fucker who you to buy them shit all the mother fucking time just to see some shit, and the ones that don't even talk to your ass only when they want something. why you hlep to little guys like me that trying to get up and well talk to you. i try talk to the level 20s and up the they act like ass hoe that have their heads up their ass or something. but then you have ladies that don't know what the hell they want out of a guy, some guys act like little girls when you make the the girl they trying to get at your fubar wifey lol. yeah! some dudes started to cry when i made one my wife. but now she have a new one and mother fuckers are cry at her about it. about me, i'm having problems at work and can't get that shit out of my head so i try to get on line and talk to people for help and people of my friends act like hoes and not real friends.........i talk to everyone and want to be known as someone to talk to. so i hope that everyone well do the same for me.........i
Great Lounges
i need to get drunk buy me a beer plz We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We can cry and get off speeding fines. We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers ... Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance. Taxis stop for us. We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 234 points to go plz rate, fan, and add me thx
Mr. Fubar
I have entered a bombing contest to win Mr. Fubar. If you can I would appreciate all the help I can get to win.
Attention Levelers
We have 4 straight back to back Happy hours coming up next hour im looking for levelers that need leveled. Please note we will be leveling those first that we see on every level up. some just show up up when your close and we will eventually get to you..please if you are close now to leveling comment on the profile not in this blog with the amount you need . again we will be leveling levelers first.
You are full of positive, creative energy right now and can easily find solutions to problems other people might not even know about yet. Fix things up from behind the scenes for the time being. if you want to add me its... I dont know if you need my last name.. if you do.. msg me Ok first off Josh didnt make it.. in American idol.. Thats ok cause I know he'll get his record deal anyway.. I'm faithful!;) Secondly, my Childrens dad is really a fucking puke.. He broke up with my cousin.. Which is better for her cause hes not worth anything. So anyway, Me and Lucas and Isiah are just sitting at home.. Too hot outside for Lucas... Xavier is at the races.. I really wish I was too but hell.. I dont get to see them every single day so Ill take all the time I have with them...
Rate This Bitch A 1
onesexydevil07 this said this in my blog "I gave you a six to build up your confidence you fuckin loser! Your dog ugly" so all my friends rate this bitch a 1 this bitch said this in my shout box "I gave you a six to build up your confidence you fuckin loser! Your dog ugly" so all my friends rate this bitch a 1
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When A Girl Misses You
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur
Attention Levelers
We have 4 back to back Happy Hours coming in 30 minutes.Im looking for levelers that are close to leveling.You know what the limits are please.Im asking DO NOT COMMENT ON THIS BLOG WITH AMOUNT!!!!Please go to the Levelers home page and leave the amount you need. We will be leveling levelers first tonight.I see alot are getting closer and cant get to everyones page. please leave the amount you need there. Again we pay attention to who is on level ups. The regulars come first. SHADOW LEVELERS@ fubar
Rants Rambling And Other Shyte
ok well my laptop is dead and i am waiting to replace it so bare with me my time is about to be extremely limited for a while I wonder if there is some point to peoples endless drama, and mind games. such things are so immature and rather disgusting and ontop of that useless, they serve no pupose other then bullshit. Perhaps it gives them some ammusement perhaps some wierd sense of satisfaction who knows, all I can really say is thank god for the block and delete buttons lol ok well lol woot i moved to north vegas so much nicer out here anyway im on and off intermittently at present kinda ummm "borrowing" internet access atm Be back on regularly as soon as i can ciao peeps
Worlds Largest Taco.........
This is an older article....but a big taco never loses its glory...... Chefs in Mexico think they have made the world's biggest taco. The group got together in the Mexican city Monterrey to try and break the world record and cooked a taco that was a wopping 15 metres long! It was made from over 10,000 wheat tortillas stuck together and filled with meat, cheese and onion. The Guinness World Records organisation say they're waiting for the group to send them evidence before they can verify it. Try our healthy eating quiz But after 8,000 hungry supporters had a nibble there's probably not much left! The current record is a 10 metre (32.8 feet) long taco, made in Houston, Texas in 2002.
Most Men R Full Of Shit
since im blocked from mumms i reckon i can voice here im wonderin do sit here and cry or get my revenge lol on his clothes that r still here its crazy im sad but im happy wtffffffffff MyHotComments lets see im single and im happy, wtf wrong with that, this way no one can hurt me, but im scared i will never open myself up 2 datin again, yea im a big girl but i have no trouble with the men lol. i have been enjoyin my life with my daughter goin 2 the gym,and friends well i guess god will tell me when 2 move on
Pieces Of You
Stoopid Science
So here is the question, does light have mass? Visible light is electromagnetic radiation whose wavelength falls within the range of which the human retina responds. Light consists of energy quanta called photons that behave partly like waves and partly like particles. So gravity affects things with mass correct? Black holes have such extreme gravity that not even light can escape. If it was energy without mass, then the gravitational pull of a black hole would have no effect. You don’t actually see an object, you see the visible light hitting it. Isn’t light just a byproduct of something else? Just like heat, light is a byproduct of fire. Have there been experiments in no matter the source of the illumination, does the light have the same properties? Might the sun and a campfire emit light at a different speed? What about a light bulb? Or are the properties of light universal no matter the source or emitter? And it must have mass otherwise it would pass through objects rathe
Please Help
can you please help me i need 8000 to level up i will return the favor when i can
Free At Last
Gotta Luv It !!! Is there anybody who would be able to morph these pics together for me? It will be greatly morph program isnt working. Today I am free. I have accomplished my mission and feel on top of the world. I will enjoy the experience to its fullest. I have come full circle on my path to success. My job is done, my dream fulfilled,I Accept and embrace the journey taken. It has served great purpose in my growing wiser and stronger, and has provided a sense of relief in that now it's complete.
Great Chart
HANDY LITTLE CHART God has a positive answer: YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: "Nobody really loves me" God says: I love you (John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 ) You say: "I can't go on" God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: "I can't figure things out" God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5- 6) You say: "I can't do it" God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: "I'm not able" God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: "It's not worth it" God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: "I can't forgive myself" God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: "I can't manage" God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: "I'm afraid" God says:
This Is America!
Why we import everything????? AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!!?" Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am . While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wonder
Brown Eyes
Got To Love It
this is going to be very short! I belong to a few communities..some alternate..and this is the first time i have felt like i belonged..kind of kewl by the way, but it is going to take a little time. I do see an issue with the shout does seem to be a little quirky?? Don't get me is a great idea and is quite innovative..i am waiting for the live feed to there is a!!
My Kids
so yea this morning my mom came and got the kids to take them to VA for a week. took them 9 hrs to get there. needless to say she was posed to call me and let me know that they arrived. i was worried they were in a car accident cuz she never called, i always think the worst when theyre away from home am i wrong to think this way? so finally after calling cell phones galore i finally reached a person, i got so friggin tired of leaving messages on cell phones its so yea i talked to my mom finally and she told me they got to Pamplin, VA at 5:30pm. i was glad cuz i got to talk to my youngest one, ya know i dont ask for much.. a simple phone call wud be nice to let me kno my kids are alive.. god.. and it aggrivates me even more cuz i was sorta flippin out on the phone and my mom was laughing at me.. it isnt right. but im happy they made it. so thats it for now
Gotta Love Little Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Takeing All My Pics Off Fubar
i just relized that i can just put my pics only for fam to when i get back imma post em agen...only if u can comment them? ;) Btw if someone addes u to there fam can they atomaticly view ur pics?..or do u have to add them to fam for them to view ur pics? any ways yeah comment them when i post em please. brb So Yeah This Site Is Fuckin Lame To Many Jealous People On Here Gonna Report U For Something Lil So Im Takeing My Pics Off And Yeah. Well I Just For Got Something I Also Could Of Put My Pics So Only Fam. Could Only View Em..So When I Have New Pics Imma Post Em For Only Fam. To View..So Yeah Thats It.
Fun All The Time Now!!
It is going to be a fun time this fall. I have college classes four days a week this year. I have only monday and the weekends away from the class rooms. Plus trying to keep up with a full time job too. I have lots of support though from my mom and my sweet man. I can't imagine having a better person by my side, he always makes me feel like I can do anything. I will keep you guys posted. Thanks for being all good friends.
Rate Me Fan Me Add Me!!
Added New photos! Come by and Rate them, Rate Me, Fan Me & Add Me!!!
Another Poem
Another poem made by me Across the ocean water In the middle of the night For in the meantime I may be out of sight Just take a pillow And hold it tight Just think of me Until dawns daylight With the rise of the morning breeze You inhale in the air and think it might That in ur heart u believe its right For its a new day to see The future looks really bright by Judy Sancedio August 5, 2007
OK.. nice never seems to work.. so I will put it very bluntly.... I am not here to "date" or "get with " anyone. I have a boyfriend and m not leaving him... get over it..I also will not "cheat" on him. I am not giving up my heart and soul for any one night. I am not putting up "nude pics" nor showig any more that you see there.. only one man gets to see all that and it aint you.. get over it. I will not be taking new friend requests unless i know you.. and please do not bother to contact me if you intend to mention sex. I do not care how close to me you are.. I am NOT sleeping with you!!!!.. now maybe this will get my point across..
My Hero
Water Or Coke?
Water or Coke? WATER 1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. 2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger. 3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%. 4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study. 5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. 6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. 7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page. 8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. 9. If you have chronic headaches or migraines, suck down a 20oz bottle
My Poem To My Daughter
Baby bear everytime you cut yerself I bleed inside for all the hurt you feel you are my flesh my love and my heart without you I would perish. the love I have for you is never ending and your eyes just bring me happiness When you smile you light up a room and all is good with the world When you from it's like an angel lost it's wings so for me always smile for it lightens up my day and makes me feel greatful that I have you!
Just Stuff
What do you think? And in the Beginning, there were the giants, also known as the jotun. Giants ruled over the nine worlds with an iron grip. Humanity suffered under their brutality. This was before the birth of Odin. Odin, the all father, was the first and supreme of the Aesir, the royal gods. The giants also gave birth to the other gods subsequently, ensuring their demise. Together, Odin, Thor and humanity forced the giants into three of the nine worlds. There they shall wait until the crowing of the red cock Fjalar to call forth the giants, the golden cock Gullinkambi to crow to the Gods, and the third cock, rust red, will raise the dead in Hel. Heimdall will sound his horn and call every god and man to battle for the new world.. All will die, all will be lost.. but it is the price for salvation. The Dawning The battle was complete pandemonium. The giants and monsters had an unceasing supply of reinforcements behind them, and a line of war
Gasoline Prices
gasoline prices | | | jane wrigh... | Inbox ----- GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It ' s worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join wi th us! By now you're probably thinking gasoli
The Necklace
Subject: FW:The necklace The necklace > >> > > >> > The cheerful little girl with bouncy golden curls was almost > >> > five. > >> > >> >Waiting with her mother at the checkout stand, she saw them, a circle of > >> >glistening white pearls in a pink foil box. > >> > > >> > "Oh mommy please, Mommy. Can I have them? Please, Mommy, > >> > please?" > >> > > >> > Quickly the mother checked the back of the little foil box and > >> >then looked back into the pleading blue eyes of her little girl's > >> >upturned > >> >face. > >> > > >> > "A dollar ninety-five. That's almost $2.00. If you really want > >> >them, I'll think of some extra chores for you and in no time you can > >> >save > >> >enough money to buy them for yourself. Your birthday's only a week away > >> >and > >> > >> >you might get another crisp dollar bill from Grandma." > >> > > >> > As soon as Jenny got home, she emptied her penny bank and > >
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Sir Dave's Stores
Cut and paste url below to visit My Store Check Out This Link. They Actually Pay You to use their site. I want to Thank All My Fubar Family and Friends who visited my online store and registered as a shopper. You will be receiving your "Free" $10.00 gift card along with a couple of catalogs in the mail this week. Gift Cards are always available for purchase. Just contact me via the online store or here on fubar. Thank You All! Sir Dave Cut and Paste into Browser to visit My Store.
Just Thinking
I'm not really sure what I want to say here. I am not happy today and it feels like no one gives a f*ck. But then again, why should they? My mood is solely up to me and I shouldn't expect people to read my mind or care for that matter. Expectations generally only cause disappointment, which I am far too familiar with. In the last few months I have opened myself up to a couple of people and I'm beginning to believe it was a mistake. I do not like being hurt and when I keep my feelings guarded I don't get hurt. On the other hand, if we don't open up to people, we very well could miss out on a very special connection with someone. I believe my biggest mistake is jumping in with both feet. I tend to be very passionate in everything, happiness, anger, excitement, etc. But its impossible for me not to, it's who I am. I am also very compassionate and I don't feel like it is returned to me. I just need to stop thinking and stop caring. It probably won't matter in a year anyway
Saving Children!!!!!
Stay Strong 45-firefighters Down-delco Pa
At just after 0200hrs this morning, units were alerted to 11 Park Valley Lane ,Parkside,Pa for the building fire. Pd were quickly there confirming a working alarm. Engine 45 arrived and started a water line with Truck 65 (Garden City) and Rescue 63 (Green Ridge) closely behind. As the units arived and a line started, the 2nd floor collapsed, trapping 3 firefighters. Crews from Green Ridge and Parkside removed 2 of the fire fighters from the rear of the building, with the 3rd yet accounted for. As the R.I.T. team was active, 45 Command called for the full second alarm assignment. The 3rd firefighter was found under several feet of debris. Crews from Garden City and Green Ridge removed this firefighter to awaiting ambulances. As of the time of this article, one firefighter remains in critical condition and a 2nd in serious condition at Crozer Chester Burn Center.Both are volunteers in thier early 20's. Please keep these guys, their families, and the members of Parkside Fire Company in
The AWAKENING. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with YOU and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you are...and that is OK... they are entitled to their own views and opinions. And you learn the importance of loving and championing yourself and in the process a sense of new found confidence is born of self-approval. You stop complaining and blaming other people for the things they did to you (or didn't do for you) and you learn that the only thing you ca
Change Of Thought
I did not write this but I found it and thought it was beautiful. Rest your head Oh weary son Your watch on earth Now is done In a land far away you went to war To keep the evil From our shore Staying on course Always standing tall Protecting our land You gave your all Blessed are those That battle for right For GOD has said You are HEROS in HIS sight Your honor and pride Stood tall all the way And now you have come To the end of your day Your watch is over PGR will take it from here With all the respect We stand for so dear You will ride in our hearts Down the FLAG filled road Thank you, BRAVE WARRIOR You carried our load Protecting us all By both day and night Never once flinching In the heat of the fight As we ride for you now Our hearts filled with sorrow Never to forget you For all of the tomorrows When the bugle plays TAPS And the rifles will sound Our eyes will be full Our tears on the ground You will be missed By o
Only 1818 Left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man'
Im Going To Take A Few Days Off
When A Soldier Dies....
someone posted this in a bulletin but i wanted to add it to my blog. If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You won't be able to stop yourself. The Military The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student,pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he
My X Is Making Our Daughter Hate Him.
From July 26,19999 until now I have raised my daughter on my own with my mothers help. My husband then in 1999 decided to take the law into his own hands and had been in prison umtil this past August, for Use of a firearm within city limits with intent to maime, disfigure or kill .Also firing a police officer. All these since then I have taken care of my daughter and raised her right. First day he came out of prison the firt words out of his mouth were i need a piece of ass and some money.Well that didnt set wel with me and i told him so. During the years we were together i lived a life of hell because everynight he was out with his friends getting hi and drunk hed come home beat the hell out of me and to be honest the time he was in prison was a relief to me! He has done nothing but cause trouble for me since he has gotten out of prison now hes trying to take my daughter from me after he tried to sign his rights to her away so he wouldnt have to pay child
My Lyrics
Inside The Darkness (verse one) The smell of love has gone, But still I hold on, Waiting for that moment, When you take my hand, Tell me with your eyes, Everything will be fine, And in one lost night, We will change every thing (chorus) Eclipse the moon, Drown out the sun, Blackness overwelms us, Soothing our minds, Take me to another deminsion, Lets live forever, Show me you can love me, Inside the darkness (verse two) Faded eyes of blue, Show the pain well, I know i cannot hide this, It's the disease in me, Forgive all that i've done, I cannot change it now, Look deep into these eyes, Everything will be fine (chorus two) Eclipse the moon, Drown out the sun, Blackness overwelms us, Soothing our minds, I'll take you away to another world, Let's live forever, I can show you love, Inside the darkness (verse three) Steal the night away, Run away from the past, Feel the love grow inside, Bury everything that doe
Cleaning Out My Friend And Family List
cleaning out my friends and family list if ya wanna stay just let me know
Party Time
hi all it's been a great night would like to say hello to all. come on by have a drink shoot the shit i could use another drink and some chat
The Secret Behind The Number 11 - Pretty Chilling
The Secret behind the number 11 - Pretty Chilling Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did and I got goose bumps If you are a skeptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your ow
Pma's Thoughts
To those people I have met in person and/or through the internet that accepted me as a friend but to those who don't know me well enough. I would love to thank them all for accepting my friendship and accepting me as I am. Yet, to those people who I accidentally offended or those who doesn't like the way I am or my attitude…I would love to make formal and public apologies them to all because I'm that the type of person who doesn't want to be hated for life! I just want to be remembered as a person who tried his best in life when I die. Anyway, I am deeply sorry for my cruel and harsh attitude towards the people I offended and hurt them in any way but that's how I am with everyone in my life. Please, just accept me as I am or you can just say never mind a person who is like that…for me, I accept people for who they really are and if I don't like them personally? I'll show it to them and I won't care if they get offended because I'm just being really and true to myself! I hope who ever r
What Month Baby Are You
Jan ---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance Your personality. Feb ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries t
Men Don't Realize It
This was sent to me by a male friend.... Men don't realize everything that a women does for them, which if they new all that women do for them or have done to them already, all women would be appreciated, which all women should already be appreciated, so this is to ALL women out there, no matter what we do or say to hurt u, just remind us what you have done for us and what you will always do for us. THANKS to all of you for all that you do: Women: They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel an
F Men Were In Charge Of Planning Weddings
1. There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party. 2. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue-jean cutoffs and halter-tops. 3. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. 4. Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that "forsaking all others" part. 5. The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '69 Camaro or some other Chevy with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley! 6. Big, slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of Best Man. 7. Tailgate receptions. 8. Instead of a sit-down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza, and plenty of barbecue. 9. The "bride's father pays" tradition could stay. 10. All dance-floor songs would be by Iggy and the Stooges, Ted Nugent, the Smashing Pumpkins, 2Pac, and Sir Mix-A-Lot.
Who's Here For What And Why
who's here for what and who
how having a few people dropping off your friends list can reduce the drama amount on your page by 100%... Just an interesting observation, that's all.. Anywho, I have a lot of trips to take here in the next few weeks so I will be on and off.. If I dont get right back to you, its not because I dont love ya, I just have a lot going on :)
I sang Friday, August 10th with Vanburen Sludge at Shooties in Watertown....This was the bulletin they posted today on myspace........ Vanburen Sludge (OPENING FOR APRIL WINE - AUG. 31) Date: Aug 11, 2007 10:07 AM Subject: Between the hang over and the stale taste of beer Body: We forgot to say thank you to Erin for getting up and singing with us last night. VS How cool is that??? I had a blast
Wtf They Are Getting Rid Of Free Yahoo Messenger
they are trying 2 get rid of free yahoo messenger
what is up the world 2day kids killing kids ppl takeing kids its 2 the point were i dont wanna let my kids outside at all
I'm new here! Buy me drinks! I get crazy when I'm drunk!
"Never make someone your first priority, when all you are is their second choice!"
After Party
Tonight and one night only, Lil Bossie will be at the Wendy Williamson Auditorium In Anchoreage Alaska and the after party will be held at Al's and guess who will be in the mist of the crowd "Me" i will be front and center so if anyone can't make it to the concert be at the after party.
The Most Dangerous Place In The World
Well all of my friends and fellow Fubarites....... the time has finally come for me to take my little trip across the pond... I will say I have met some very interesting people and I hope that those that I consider friends will stop by from time to time to say hello. I will update when I can and to say hello to one and all. For the time being I want to wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year!!!!!! To my favorite disraction I will miss ya darlin and I can hardly wait to hear from you in the near future!!!! Micheal I realized something about a month ago as I was driving an up armoured humvee in the dark wearing nite vision goggles........ I am finally going back to the gulf........ this time is going to be different...... last time all I had to worry about was mines sinking my ship.... this time I have to worry about explosives on or near the road I am on that can blow up my humvee.... I have stewed on this for many years.. I was in the first gulf war...
Life Is Short
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Photo Shoot
Help The Missing
"the Perfect Woman?
It seems like a lot of the ladies on MySpace/fubar have one of these "Perfect Guy" Blog entries. When a man reads one of those, it's kind of like dyslexia. You may have wrote "He won't mind going to see Melissa Etheridge with me," but what a man reads is,"He won't mind letting me walk on his back wearing 6" stilettos in front of 40,000 other women." Here's some humble requests to help weed out those girls that just aren't what a man deserves." (Please note that I don't agree with all of the following, it's just basically for women to understand what they're requests sound like to a man. And it's reasonably funny.) 1."She'll want to pay her own way on a first date, just to prove that she's not a gold digger and she wants more than a few free Jager bombs and a ride on a mechanical bull." 2."She'll understand that when I eyeball and comment on other girls, it's not due to any fault of mine, but the fact that it's been ingrained in me from childhood by the media. She'
Kiss Me And I'll Show You * Stars *
I would just like to thank you for rating me a ' 1 ' you both know who you are, actually it's appreciated. However what gets me about the ratings is you rate low then block me? How mature is that really I mean think about it , do you honestly think I'm going to take up my time coming to your lame ass profile and rate you a ' 1 ' cause thats what you did me? Nah uh ... not gonna happen. Besides a rating is a rating. Therefore i appreciate it. =) < [ may be deleted now ] THere seems to be some pretty immature people on this site. Granted I've had my fair share of drama we all know you cant get away from it and I've said a few things from time to time that I cant take back though I would. But that account up there is fake. I would never make up a stupid account to rate my friends low numbers thats ridiculous amd further more , yes King and I were friends but no i never loved him. It was never to that level. So who ever thought they'd
Just wanted to take a min while Its fresh in my mind to say how amazing my wife is! I have known her know for over 4 years, and its been the most rewarding and fulfilling relationship I have ever had, and ever will have! I have lived up to this point though like I was holding back and not giving every thing that I could, I am an amazing person when it comes to love and relationships its almost as if thats the one thing that God gave me to be great at. my wife and family are at the core of who I am and my whole belief system centers around them! But for the last four years I have not giving evey thing I have and its for alot of reasons but that stops today! How can you justify not giving 110 % of yourself to some thing that gives you back and has made you every thing you are! my Amazing wife has showed me how to take chances, and that by taking them it doesnt always mean that you will lose, She has shown me how to live a life not dependent on how much you make or to measure my success i
I need some music so i can listen to.. Hook me up with the name and artist.... Anything i don't care what it is... Omg i feel so love. Then again i feel so lost. I dont know what to feeel. So im gonna cry
Things I Feel I Need To Say....
This is a test blog for you folks. I am using Font Deadly Breakfast. If you see anything else except what you see above in the border, PLEASE let Me Know. The reason I ask is it will give me input on something I am trying to work on. Just leave a comment that will be just fine. Thank You for your time and hope to hear from you. Good Evening to all: I am posting this blog to inform that I will be making an HTML tutorial for those of you who would like to make decorative blogs,stashes,bulletins,etc. I will go over every aspect of what you can do with the sites blogs,stashs,etc. all these areas are HTML only not css....Simple really once you understand. I am self taught on all this and I myself am still learning more as I go along myself, but everything I teach in these will go over everything....After that it will be trial and error the best way to learn.... I will be showing everything from how to change the font of your text to Scrolling Photos.... Here are
Movie Trivia
I'm This Girl
I saw this on a bulletin and just had to put it down here.... I'm the girl!! I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside a house or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it.
Dj Contest
Hottest DJ Contest On FUBAR!!! Only At STATIX UNDERGROUND!!! FUBAR DJ CONTEST DATE: SATURDAY, AUGUST 25TH TIME: 1:00 P.M. PST PLACE: STATIX UNDERGROUND LOUNGE STATIX UNDERGROUND is sponsoring a DJ Contest for all lounges on Fubar. Participation is restricted to a maximum of two (2) DJ's per lounge. STATIX UNDERGROUND DJ's will be on air, but are restricted from participating in the contest. Each DJ will stream into the STATIX UNDERGROUND Lounge for approximately 15-20 minutes with their best mix of music. After all participating DJ's have taken air, voting will be open under the profile of STATIX UNDERGROUND for two (2) hours. Ratings and comments will count for points at the equivalent of two (2) points per rate and one (1) point per comment for the overall rating of each DJ. After the two hours are complete, points will be tallied and
Sunday 8-12-07
Starts Sunday Aug 12th @ 10AM(PST) 12PM(CST) 1PM(EST) First 10 people to 20,000 win 7 day blasts First to 50,000 get 30 day blast First to 70,000 gets Happy Hour April is going 4 a 7 day blast so lets help her out :) tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} You must add, fan & friend the host 2 bomb. Cup Of Joe
Head Games
dont ppl who play head games know that even though they think thier sneaky and pulling the wool over the eyes of the ppl they r playing them on, sooner or later they will find out the truth and all the head games will come full circle and bite them on the ass ten fold? mark my words, thier r ppl playing head games with me as i speak. dont think im not onto the will come back to u. i promise u that
2 Special Ladies Need Your Help
Two precious ladies need your help in their give aways. Just a wink is a good friend of mine needs 14K so she can get a 7 day blast. Show her some love and I am sure she will return the favor. She is very loyal. Next we have the lovely JuJu who needs 8K comments for a corvette. She absolutely adores animals, especially cats. Show her some love and you will get it back, too. She's a really fun person to know here.
One Day
WOW, YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE AND JUST COMPLETLY FALL FOR THEM....IVE GOT THESE FEELINGS THAT ARE SO FREAKING STRONG IT JUST TAKES CONTROL OF EVERYTHING...IM TOTALLY INTO THE DEEP END HERE...ITS JUST LIKE WHOA....I CANT EVEN FIND THE RIGHT WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS...ALITTLE SOMETHING FOR NOW~~~TRUELY~MADLY~DEEPLY~I REALLY HOPE THIS COULD BE IT THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE...WE JUST CLICK...YOU KNOW LIKE THE PEANUT TO MY BUTTER....JUST RUNNING CIRCLES IN MY HEAD.... Why is it that you always find REALY cool people that live in different kinda sucks because I dont think that there are many descent people left in New York, Everyone is so full of themselves...Ya Mean...People Suck...Were are all the good people....I need to find a girl thats cool and down to earth and likes all the shit im into....blah blah blah Is there someone out there, who knows...that one day will come, hopefully I will find that right someone, im just bored and rambling..after awhile going out and just having fun ge
For My Brother
Btw All
I am now gonna be MIA til i figure things out. So my profile comment things will be off til I get back. I will miss everyone but Friday when I went to the doctors my Blood pressure was high. With all the stress on here I need to take time. Sat and now I have had so much stress that I feel my heart racing thats not good. My breathing is not normal right now. SO best I become MIA for the time being. I will miss all my friends and someone who is a big part of my life and that love(You know who are). But If I don't take a time out I am not sure what will happen. Stress is not good for anyone. I am going to invest in a blood pressure deal to make sure. My doctor told me it was high for my age
I'm Not Racist But Its True
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, Nigger or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and r
My Mom
I woke up at around 5:30am this morning to realize my mom was going to the Hospital...Please keep her in your prayers. Thank you so much!
For My Sweet Friend Wolfpack
My Stash
my stash is down if its not sorted out with in the next week i am going to get rid off my profile and stop using it and tell all my friends who use its to stop using it
If Anybody Had Been Up To Talk To, You Wouldn't Be Reading This
I keep wondering if there shouldn't be some kind of statute of limitations on how long your ex can make you crazy. I left him in December, the divorce was official in March. It's August, and I swear just thinking about him rips my freaking heart out like I just walked out the door. My personal life is a mess. I've got 5 people all bound and determined to convince me that I ought to be with them. I'm finally going back to school, but not to finish either of the two majors I started, just to get a crummy one year certification then go running off to somewhere new. Sometimes I wonder if the only reason I'm going back to school is because my parents have offered to send me to Japan on vacation if I get good enough grades. I just miss him. I miss the way the whole feel of a room changed when he walked into it. There was such a feeling of momentum around him, like he could make all sorts of things happen, as if somehow he just knew what to do next. I miss how he'd do anything t
For My Luckiest Star Lauren Renee
Madonna denies affair and says not seeking divorce Sun Jul 6, 11:10 PM ET Pop star Madonna denied having an affair with Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez and said in a statement to People magazine on Sunday she is not planning to get divorced from her British husband Guy Ritchie. Rumors that the London-based couple planned to split have been circulating for months, fueled most recently by reports that she had hired a lawyer to divorce film maker Ritchie. "My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce," the singer said in a statement to People. "I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study," she said. People magazine reported on Sunday that Rodriguez's wife, Cynthia, had left the Yankee baseball star over the alleged affair with Madonna, citing sources close to the situation. The speculation about Madonna's marr
What Skills Should My Assistant Have?
I hired an assistant for this site to help me maintain my sanity. What skills should he have for this position or what should the job description be?. Do you think it's worth the $12 a year he costs? Can you help me get him fanned and rated? And one last thing cuz I know your bored of me already. How do you make someone quit saying "Your Da Man!" OK lets hear it..
Erotic Poetry
Light steaks across the room He stands at the foot of the bed Fresh out of the shower Beaded water on his skin Towel slung low on his hips He doesn’t see me watching He stares at himself in the mirror Studies his body I watch through barely open eyes Studying lines and curves He’ll dress and leave I’ll sit and draw I’ll sketch the lines And draw the curves Attention to detail with every stroke An image will appear The memory of the dawn The view from my bed Of the naked man The man I share my bed with The silver moonlight played on her skin caressing her nudeness inviting him in. Her face was blushing what would he think? her breasts, too small? too perky, too pink? She shouldn't have feared he drinked in her sight her breathtaking beauty surrounded by light. He kissed her in passion his heart beating wild, and when she responded relaxing, he smiled. He parted the petals of her female rose, of the woman he loved, the woman he ch
Last Goodbye
The life you lived was long lasting now that it is time to say goodbye we will morn, sorrow, even cry. Most of all we will all miss you. Each time we cried out in time of need you were always there to our rescue in our best or our worst of times always right there by our sides Each day you never gave up on the fight some might call you a warrior other might say a soldier and other a trooper to me you a strong willed person that never wanted to give up on life's battle. When god's light shined down upon you that sunday you new it was you time to go to us it was unfair unjustice to take someone we cared and loved for so much away you knew you would see us again someday All the pain you endured and suffered now is gone at peace is your soul the call that no one wanted it came and the next second you were in heaven. Last i say take your last journey to heaven walk the streets of gold keep watch over all your children our hearts will be sorro
My Boring Life
OK  BORING!!! Hey WildFire here (aka Lisa)Just a question....Does anyone ever really write in these blogs??? I know I don't I don't have anything to write about my life is so boring. Maybe I can find something to post about once in awhile but everyday??? H*ll no m life isn't that exciting lol I just sit in front of this box shape thing that gets mad at me once in awhile and just shuts off ( maybe because I scream at it to much) but I wouldn't have to scream at it if it didn't misbehave. Then this little box wants to be fed with pictures, music, programs, software and such and if you don't keep it happy it starts throwing a tantrum and starts screaming back with little popup windows and if that isn't enough it keeps asking you update it with even newer stuff and sometime the new stuff it asks for makes it sick and you have to buy even more new stuff to make it better. I swear this thing is gonna be the death of me someday but I just can't help staring at into all day to see what else
Stupid People
HOW DO THEY SURVIVE? ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She s
My father was a fireman, he drove a big red truck, And when he'd go to work each night, he'd say, "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again, 'til sometime the next day, But the thing that bothered me most, was the things some folks would say. A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, And sometimes he don't fight a fire for days and days and days. When I first heard these comments, I was too young to understand Cause I knew, when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and kissed us all good-bye, But little did we realize, that night, we all would cry. My father gave his life that night, when the floor gave way below, And I wondered why he'd risk his life, for someone he didn't know. But now I realize, the greatest gift a man could give, Is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live. So as we go from day to day, and we pray to God above, Say a prayer for your local fireman, he may save t
Awwwwwwww Nuts!!!
Last night my VIC ran out!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Some awesome person gifted me a months VIC and surprised me..... :) I got so use to Now that I dont have it I feel NEKKED!!!!! lmao!!!!! :P :O.... And I cant afford squat.... Zombies dont make alot of money!!!! heheehe... Oooooooooooh well..... Back to my cave I go lol...Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nuts............ hahahaha...... Once ya get spoiled, you dont want it to stop..... hehehehe..... :O Okies Im done ramblin
Help Me
i have run out of picture room and need to get more points to increase my level so if anyone can help me by adding me etc i would be truely truely to all xxx :-)
Dvd Collection
1. Batman the Movie (Adam West) 2. Batman 3. Batman Returns 4. Batman Forever 5. Batman & Robin 6. Batman Animated Volume #1 7. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm 8. Batman: SubZero 9. The Batman and Superman Movie 10. Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman 11. Batman Beyond Movie 12. Batman Beyond: Return of The Joker 13. Superman the movie 14. Superman II 15. Superman III 16. Superman IV 17. Superman Returns 18. Batman Begins 19. Spider-Man 20. Spider-Man 2 21. DareDevil 22. Elektra 23. X-Men Collection: X-Men/X2 24. Ghost Rider 25. The Incredible Hulk 26. The Return of the Incredible Hulk/Trial of the Incredible Hulk 27. The Death of the Incredible Hulk 28. Star Wars I: Phantom Menace 29. Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones 30. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 31. Star Wars IV: A new hope 32. Star Wars V: The Empire strikes back 33. Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi 34. The Story of Star Wars 35. Star Wars: Trilogy bonus material 36. Star Trek: Nemisis 3
Prince/boyfriend Application
PRINCE/BOYFRIEND APPLICATION =] JUST FOR FUN =] BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite band? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss me? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps? (ie: heartbreaker, slut) 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
About My "second Life"
I have now been given two awards for a picture I created in sl. That friggin rocks! If you would like to see the picture, let me know and I will link you. There is someone I do not want looking at ANY of my pictures, because he is a jealous FREAK and I am sure he will have his own story to tell ppl about my models. The pic that won, is PG purfect. Let me know.. hugs Second life, is a growing industry. A MULTI BILLION dollar one to add. A game.. a place to act out your inner inhibitions. A place, to go to NOT be yourself. A game.. in the minds of most. On the other hand.. Second Life, for some is a way to connect to our loved ones, across the world... A place to make friends, and experience life, that we only could dream of. It is the one place where one can go and be ANYTHING or anyone. Without being judged. People can open themselves up for friendships that normally they wouldn't consider due to society. Example: the jock the geek the prom queen. You
I am just so alone anymore. I just get so tired of having my heart broke. What got me depressed was that I saw the profile of my ex. She is in a realionship and I realize just how alone I am. Yes I kind of am seeing someone, but see is married and I don't get to see that much of her. Guess thats not much of a realionship is it? But its the best I can do. I know, I know, I keep getting told thats not true but it is. It just seems like nobody wants me. I don't get hit on or flirted with at all. Guess I am just to ugly. I haven't felt the touch of a woman in sometime now, no hugs no kisses nothing. I am just so alone. So when I go home in a little while from work, I am going to get undressed climb into my bed, hug my pillow and cry myself to sleep once again. How did I get like this????
The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart a
Me :d
I was asked today, by a MARINE, "Why are you checking out other military men if you are already married?" which really bothered me. I want to make something perfectly clear to you people! YES I am an Army WIFE! I put up with enough shit as it is just from having the title! I am happily married! I LOVE my soldier! There is not another man in this world who could even remotely come close to comparing to him. I support him for what he does and for who he is. However... I am a human being! I'm not just a wife and a mother! Just because I'm an Army Wife does not mean that I have to worship him. I do EVERYTHING he asks of me! If he asked me to delete this account I would with no questions asked. He knows I'm here. He knows every single picture I have up! He is okay with it because he knows I'm his! I stood by him for 15 months while he was deployed and never once betrayed him. What makes some people think that just because I add them or rate them or tell them they're handsome that I am inter
A Few Poems By Me
REALITY There is no silver lining The rainbow pot is empty There are no guardian angels To spread their wings over me There is no lucky clover The rabbit foot is a myth The only reality Is the reality of your kiss And that is not forth coming No offer has been made And as the season change So my chances start to fade No blues will be washed away By poem or a song And the road to happiness Is way way too long So the only reality left For me to consider and ponder Is the reality that alone I shall wonder FOR SALE A little girl out on the street Waistband for a skirt Makeup on far too deep All set up to flirt The vendor of this little girl The man who gets the cash Asks her to give a twirl Before he pimps her ass Its a cold wet night little girl Does it help to numb the pain But i guess no one sees the tears little girl When you are crying in the rain A car slows down he takes a look A pleasing smile appears Blue flashing lights, "what the f...
Crazy Contest!
My Angel
i wish to be the air you breathe love that floods your every cell revitalising you, cheering you up every second of your life i love like the rush of a storm, listen, listen to this lovelorn heart, holding on, letting go, holding on with such tenacity to the hope of every lovelorn night an eclipse helps distill my love for you, seals your charms, allure from the craving prying eyes of world, precipitates that momentuous silhouette, escapade for me and you sun and moon, yin and yang to be totally absorbed in bliss, in each other love, love, love if only i could be the only star to win your fancy for that sparkling while heaven the world would become Tim McGrawI Need YouMusic Video Codes By Music you captured my heart i gave you the key you are my sunshine you are the air i breath you are my fisrt tought when i awake you are the last one as i fall asleep you are my world my univers my everything i am the luckyest man to
The Songs Made Me Do It!! Lol
"Making Memories Of Us" I'm gonna be here for you baby I'll be a man of my word Speak the language in a voice that you have never heard I wanna sleep with you forever And I wanna die in your arms In a cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us I wanna honor your mother I wanna learn from your pa I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw I wanna stand out in a crowd for you A man among men I wanna make your world better than it's ever been And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us We'll follow the rainbow Wherever the four winds blow And there'll be a new day Comin' your way I'm gonna be here for you from now on This you know somehow You've been stretched to the limits but it's alright now And I'm gonna make you this promise If there's life aft
Show Me Some Mad Love!!!!
We are needing some good bombers to join NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS. Come have some fun with us we bomb the hell outta friends and familys that are in contests.. The more the merrier! If your interested plz e-mail me!! Thanks have a GREAT DAY !!!!!! imikimi - Customize Your World BOMB BOMB BOMB SHOW ME LOVE WOOHOO BRING IT ON NSFW Mafia Bombers HEY ALL JUST ASKING FOR YA TO HELP ME OUT HERE I'M IN A CONTEST WHICH ENDS TOMORROW COME SHOW ME SOME MAD LOVE NEED AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN STAND!!!!HERE THE LINK BELOW ! SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT TO GIVE
This is a 2nd poem I wrote for this person, enjoy! Though miles come between us, You’re in my heart and mind, Every passing day, every dream unwind. These feelings they are true, Of never ending love, They consume me as time passes, These thoughts are all of you. I wonder did I find you , or was it you who found me? Whatever the force that brought us together, It was a blessing don’t you see? I often wonder, daydreaming of things to come, What our lives will be like when all is said and done, Secure in the arms of the one He made for me, To spend a life of happiness for all eternity, No tears of pain to cry again, no hurtful words I hear, Just reassuring tenderness as you draw me near, As the time passes gently, I long for you by my side, To never leave my presence, Unlike
Welcome To My Blogs
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that you are neither Prince Charming or Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you...and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will al
Well so far there are 11 people that joined this. Again its starting tomorrow evening :) And the other change is that anyone over 2000 points will get a Sex Toy... The Winner still gets a Blast and a Toy :) The Cleavage Contest is doing well so plan on doing another one as the SEXIEST LOOK CONTEST!! So far we have 12, will there be any more?? Starts Tuesday the 14th and will run till Monday the 20th Anyone 18 - 70 can be in it. The thing that surprised me were the comments from the older women that didn't think they could compete with the younger ones in the cleavage contest. I think alot of the older women I asked have incredible breasts and cleavage....and are very sexy...So dont let age detour you.... The pics must not be NSFW. had a problem with one cleavage shot and she didn't get started for a day because of it. Again this contest will be for a SEX TOY and a BLAST!!!! Anyone with 2000 cooments will get a SEX T
You Don't Love Me
It's not that hard to see, That you don't love me, And it's not that hard to tell, Why I feel like I'm in hell, You once told me you love me, And now you say you like me, You told me you loved everything about me, But now it's hard to see, You don't say I'm beautiful, If you did I'd be very grateful, You don't praise when I do good, You only tell me what I should, And baby I'm falling apart, But I don't ever want us to part, But lately it hasn't been easy, Cause I've been going crazy, And I don't know what to do, Cause baby in my heart, I can feel us falling apart, But on the other hand, I can't stand, The fact that I miss you, And the fact that I love you, Because you don't love me so.
Need Help To Lvl Up
Plz everyone help me lvl up i will return the love .....Twiztid
Well i have been back in Mississippi for the last 3 months as of today Well in the last 3 months i have seen alot of things that you would say you might be a redneck if These things i have seen i will explain and there all pretty interesting and were funny to me since they all tell me im not a redneck Well one of the first things that happend when i was here was my 16 year old nephew decided he wanted a small boat to go on the pond with since we have 3 ponds here its a logical request well anyway we couldnt find one at the exact point that he wanted one so he decided to go out to the trailers that were wripped apart during Katrina and get the bath tubs out of it well about an hour later we had about 7 kids out on the pond in bath tubs and using things like brooms and rakes and stuff to paddle with i thought this was funny as hell then a few weeks Later a friend of the family was going to rehab and he didnt pay any attention to the shirt he had been wearing that morning and walked in
CONTESTANTS PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS BULLETIN AND PLEASE PASS IT TO ALL OF YOUR BOMBERS OR PROSPECTIVE BOMBERS TO READ. if you are reading the blog... dont forget to rate it. [ click here to see blog and rate ] I will continue random pimpouts and to offer CT Support help for those that are in my friends list over the next ten days. But I will not be promoting any contests other than my own. I will be promoting all the men in Mr. Fubar and my contest photo on DJ House's page. (this is my contest pic on his page... only needs a rate, comments not necessary...) Regarding Mr. Fubar Contest... Someone come to me to make the statement that the only reason I was hosting a contest was to stay in the top scores. True. And false. First.. Yes I am in the top scores. And yes I would like to continue to stay in the top scores. I would like to think that I have true friends that would like to see me stay there as well. For those that would like to see me stay there... Please drop by
what if one day u came home and everything has changed. your husband doesnt love you anymore or care?? and you just dont know what to do... he has told you he just doesnt care what happens to you and makes you cry. what is a girl to do? she lays alone thinking and thinking and thinking of how to change his mind but nothing seems to work. walkin around in lingerie, cooking, cleaning, straddling him, nothing. he just ignores her. why would he do this to me? why??? we always fight there is no more love. no one to blame but ourselves. she thinks of how things would be on her own but she doesnt want to live without him. she thinks of suicide but that wouldnt help anything and she would hurt more ppl than she could imagine. so she just lays all alone fallin more into depression and all she can think is.... "Whats a girl to do?"
My Erotic Tales
Dream by LateNiteFantasy© I had a dream...... You were in it, you and only you. I watched you from my slumber, as you teased your way into my head. Taunting me with your body, haunting me with your mind. I stirred in sleep, turned, blinked my minds eye. You were still there! Provocative, alluring, endless in your pursuit for lust. Your eyes blazing with an inner fire, your spirit trying to break free from your relentless search......for love. I hear your voice enticing me deeper into dream, into fantasy and all things my mind can create. I never created you, you are your own being, an entity, a martyr for love and lust. A power radiates from you, in my dream. It flows like a river, closing in on me on all sides. I let it. I wait expectantly for the swell to tug at me. I wait, for the waters of your desire to drown me. I feel no fear, i feel only a longing. a yearn that needs satisfying, I know your the one. The one to satisfy my cravings, my needs and wishes. I fe
To My Sunshine Angel Friends
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My Worries
I'm sure alot of ppl mighta seen today that I'm not in the greatest moods. Time has caught up to me. I go to court tomorrow, with a big chance of goin to jail for some time. I'm not the kinda person who belongs there along with alot of other people. I always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. On top of that I feel like I have eyes on me, just waiting for me to slip.. Why you ask I may worry, this is my 4th public Intox, note I was set up on two. Ask and I'll explain. I go to court tomorrow at 3:30 not knowing what to expect. I expect the worst and I know I shouldn't, I guess it's so I know it can't get worse, but then again it may be better than I expect.. It's just paining me not knowing and I fear that I'll be jailed, although I might get to walk away with a hard sentence but no jail time. just hope for me I don't go.. thnx I can't think of anything else to say.
The Distillers
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Freedom Of Speach
OKAY WHAT THE HELL I GET ALL THESE MESSAGES ABOUT CHECKING THIS MEMBER OUT CHECK THIS STASH OUT HELP ME IN A CONTEST WELL LETS SEE WHEN I ASKED FOR HELP LEVELING UP ONLY NO ONE HELP ME,AND HALF OF YALL HAVENT EVEN FANNED ME SOOO DONT ASK ME TO DO ANYTHING FOR YALL UNLESS YOU HAVE FANNED ME OR AT LEAST RATED SOME OF MY PICS IF U DONT LIKE IT SORRY i just recently read a bullentine bashing a group just for standing up for there beliefs its kinda funny.Ive noticed when its an all white group posting something like that there call racist or extremist and the people demanding the be killed of what ever.My question is why not bash the Naacp or other civil rights groups for standing up for the race why is it mainly only white only race groups get ALL the hate attention?ummm interesting isnt it.And the i love all the lil "these fuckers should be shot in the face twice"you know under new law that could be posed as a terroristic threat a
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Funny Videos
OMG this is hilarious :D this is pretty cool for a bunch of lego men lol I have tears in my eyes through watching this, my type of silly humour lol :D
I Entered 4 A Blast!
What's In A Name ??...
Mr Fubar
Pleae help me make the GREATEST COMEBACK EVER IN FUBAR HISTORY!!! PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!! COMMENT BOMB AWAY!!!! Please help me by rating and comment bombing!!! PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!! I need major comment bombing and rates!!! PLEASE help me out !! :) PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!!
I'm In A Give Away Please Help
I need 20,000 comments to receive a one month free VIC. Any comment bombing would be appreciated. Thank you everyone! Lucy I need 20,000 comments for a one month VIC. please comment bomb the pic below. All Love will be returned..muah Lucy
I Need Help???
I want to level up and i have a ton of points to get... help me level up and those who help me ... I will coment and rate everything they hae and not to mention show them luv as always...Muaww!!!! Michele
Things I Write
From the dark of the night I hear, Your call as you draw near. I open the window and await, The arrival of my dark mate. Yours is the beauty of the night, I'm just a moth trapped by your light. I want you as my dark knight, and for that I gladly sacrifice my life. Into my neck your fangs you sink, And of my blood you deeply drink, As you take what you need to live, Your own blood to me you freely give. When the last human in me does expire, and into darkness I am born Vampire. Children of the night we'll be, You, My love and me. With hunger for the blood we need, Together we will hunt and feed. For our own selfish sake, The life's of innocents we must take. And when in Tomb from daylight we do hide, I will lie contented at your side. and with a shroud used as a cover, I'll lay down with my DARK LOVER. All is lost in this lonely world. All I have is a vague memory of what we were, Together we chanted the soft lullabies To our weary victims Wand
Deleteing My Fubar Out
hello to all to my friends i am just writing this to let you know i am deletting my fubar out. i met some nice ppl on here and i am glad i had the chance to talk to you all. your all probably wondering why will i am sick of all the bs that is going on with this site now . its starting to think its a kidding porn . but i hope to keep in touch with you all if you have my yahoo then i know i will. but if not you have 2 days probably to get ahold of me to get it. will i hope you all the best of luck and i am glad we had the chance to talk. when life gives you a lemon make some lemonade with it peace out love ya all lisa aka sassy1
News From Tidzy!!
I have so many interests that it's not even funny but I'll only name a few so this doesn't take forever. I love sports..not only watching them but playing too. Some of the sports I like are volleyball, football, baseball, hockey, and I love to rollerblade. I love my pets which includes, My Dog,named Mojo. I love music and when I'm working out I always have something playing to keep me energized. My favorite kinds of music are hard rock and alternative. A few of my favorite bands are Korn, Linkin Park, Hoobastank, The Used, Trust Company, Incubus, Disturbed, and Good Charlotte. I've been listening to Amy Dumas' band TheLuchagors lately and I really like them. I wish her the best in that. I try and watch a lot of movies because I can forget where I am and totally absorb myself in what I'm watching. I love watching movies with Julia Roberts in them and Sandra Bullock.. and I love Brad Pitt and Will Ferrel. Some of my favorite movies are All the American Pies, Oceans Eleven, Fight Cl
Want To Know Me
why is it that ppl dont take time to want to get to know me? is it cause of the things i have said in my other blogs or in my profile? if thats the reason, that is shit. u ppl say whatever u want in ur blogs and other places on ur page and u dont give a flying fuck what u say. alot of u have pornographic pics for fuck sake. get the fuck off ur high horses and take the fucking time to get to know me, u just might be superised to see im a real fucking person. have a good day.
Today's Truth
i really love luisa me and her have been through so much and we click like nothing i ever felt b4 and to tell the truth i think she will be the one i want to marry for the rest of my life and have kids with and be able to settle down and have a good marriage with it has been a long time coming when me and her got here because i did hurt her in the past but i am working and going to stay the man i am changing into for a long time till i die for her and any other plans i have i want to be with her by my side and i hope she reads this caus i do love her and see her alot we hang out lots and i love the time i spend with her. so luisa if do read this i love and always will and it will never change and it is not fake. demonstar. i love luisa dearly and she is the greates thing in my life and i hope sonn in the future we can be parents and have kids 2gether and a long marriage as well and a long 2gether i hope all goes well and i do even if brenda or other love is sorta against it maybe.
You Are My World
You have become so much a part of me, I can't imagine what I would do, where I would turn, how I could live, without you in my life, you are my best friend, I awake each day and rush to see, if you are online, just to know your ok and doing well I only hope that with each day we share, each special moment together, you will see how much you mean to me, how empty I was till you came into my life, someday I hope I can find a way to show you, how hopelessly and endlessly, in love with you I am, I may never hold you, never feel your heartbeat upon my chest, but I hope in your heart and soul you know, YOU ARE MY WORLD
Help Me
Feelin Great...
Thanks to everyone for their support on my last blog and the hump I had to get over. You are so nice to me and I'm not sure why...lmao All is great here again. Just making through the days, one at a time. I am slowly learning to just ignore people when they decide to be jerks. It's not as hard as I thought it would be. lol Thursday I will have my house back. I can't wait either. Not that he is a bad person, it is just very uncomfortable with him here. I know he still wants me back, but it's just not going to happen. Well, i hope you all have a great day and lots of fun in the following week. I will keep you updated on what's going on. Sweet
Broken Heart
she came all the way to texas to get me and says she loves me with all her heart take it when i first got there some things happened that i really didnt like and ive said somethings to her that i really shouldnt have said and it broke her heart but i didnt realize how much i loved this woman to the day i was walking out and the look in her eyes went thru me like lighting now im sitting in texas wondering what could have been she is now tossed up between me and an ex she says she know she doesent have feelings for like me im just wondering if i should back off and give her time to figure out what to do
Autism Awareness
Autism is a complex developmental disability that typically appears during the first three years of life and is the result of a neurological disorder that affects the normal functioning of the brain, impacting development in the areas of social interaction and communication skills. Both children and adults with autism typically show difficulties in verbal and non-verbal communication, social interactions, and leisure or play activities. One should keep in mind however, that autism is a spectrum disorder and it affects each individual differently and at varying degrees - this is why early diagnosis is so crucial. By learning the signs, a child can begin benefiting from one of the many specialized intervention programs. Autism is one of five disorders that falls under the umbrella of Pervasive Developmental Disorders (PDD), a category of neurological disorders characterized by “severe and pervasive impairment in several areas of development.” The five disorders under PDD are: Au
Just Sitting Around
Here I am today sitting here being bored out of my mind, and yet doing house work. I thought Sundays are for sitting back and relaxing, but not for me. Oh Well, Today is Today, tomorrow will be here in no time at all, and it will be another day.
Panic Attacks
Nocturnal Panic Attacks Panic attacks occur in approximately one-third of the population. These episodes are marked by periods of extreme anxiety that last for approximately two to ten minutes each. Panic attacks are thought to be caused by a variety of different factors, including external stressors, lifestyle, and genetics. These episodes can take place at various times throughout the day without warning, and even happen at night. These nighttime panic attacks are also known as nocturnal panic attacks. Nocturnal panic attacks represent around ten percent of the panic attacks experienced by sufferers of this condition. There are many different reasons why nocturnal panic attacks might occur, but nightmares aren't usually one of them. Documented records of nocturnal panic attacks have shown that these episodes happen during the early phases of sleep rather than during the times when dreams occur. Nocturnal panic attacks are basically the same as panic attacks that happen durin
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We Finally Did It!
Well, we finally did it. My G/F that I met on here, and I finally were able to get together this weekend. It was absolutely amazing. We spent less than 48 hours together, but we did a lot in those 48 hours. We got some new tat's (pics to come on our profiles) - one of which we both got together. It's the Chinese symbol for LOVE. We both had it put on the back of our necks. She got her nose pierced (looks GREAT!). We had a romantic dinner together last night. We talked for hours all weekend (like we have every day since the day we met). And, of course lots of mind-blowing sex. OMG, it was abso-fucking-lutely amazing. We have known we were compatible since the beginning, but you have no idea the depth with which compatability can be taken. I didn't think it humanly possible, but it is. If there is such a thing as perfection between two people, I have most certainly found it in my soulmate Michelle 'WICKED REDHEAD'. I love you Michelle, Michael
They Call Me Witch
I am a witch, and I make no excuse for it.. I dont have to. I am happy with myself my children and the life around me ( with the exception of the mess the world is in , and little ole me cant fix that one alone.) I have been called many things in this life , Healer , Magic Woman, Witch , Mother, Wife, Wise Woman, Doctor, I raised all my kids , home schooled them in the mountians of Humboldt county. They are grown now oldest being 34 and youngest being 24. They have kids of their own now and have done well for themselves. With a witch for a Mother did you expect less?. If you are not one of my kids or grandkids dont ask me for things. I believe in harm none and that karma will and often does bite you in the ass if you are not following a good path. I think people need to be careful what they wish for , as they just might get it, only to discover that was not what they wanted after all. The world is in the shape it is now because humans are lazy and wont do what it would tak
Can't Put This In My Stash....
this is funny..... Sexual Position Demonstration Posted Feb 14, 2007Comedian Lauren Weedman shows us her version of "the basics" when it comes to sexual positions.
My Fav. Girl On Fubar !
y'all need to check this girl out, she is really hot and very sweet to boot... stop by and rate/fan her please ! babyxwasxherxname thats her !
10 Things You Might Not...
10 Things You Might NOT Have Known About Martin Luther King 1. He expressed as a young man some "embarrassment" about all the "stomping and shouting" that went on in some churches and said upon entry into Morehouse that his "primary interest is politics." 2. When James Earl Ray went to purchase the rifle that would be the murder weapon he had mentioned that he was going deer hunting. Upon hearing this, the sales clerk talks him out of the 6MM .243 caliber model and hands him the 30-06 caliber Remington Gamemaster that was used. Ballistics experts have argued whether or not the difference in power would have saved King's life. 3. A gifted student he graduated high school at 15 years of age and delivered his first prepared sermon in his father's church, Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, at age 18 in the Summer of 1947. 4. His birth name Michael Luther King, Jr. was changed to Martin prior to his starting school. 5. There is still an ongoing inv
Summer Cleanning
I am cleanning out my friends and family if you want to stay you have 1 week to let me know
The Day My Life Changed
last week it snowed like crazy here where i live , it was very cold , and lots of snow to shovel , so i got on my winter gear and headed out the door to shovel the drive way , well to my surprize my daughter was already out there shoveling , i said okay i will be right back then and went to check on my mom , after a few minutes i returned home and half the drive way was cleared christina looked at me and handed me the shovel and said mom finish i am pooped ,so i grabbed the shovel and was just a shoveling away while christina was standing there watching me, a friend walked by and said i like your supervisior , all christina was doing was just standing there watching me i looked up and said i do too lol next thing you know christina walks over to me grabs the shovel and starts to shovel i told her what are you doing i will finish she said mom you dont know how to shovel i then told her christina there is no art in shoveling , no particalur way of doing it , she just said i was not
Birthday Wishes
To everyone who sent me birthday wishes and gifts, thanks so much for all the love ricki aka cheeky :p
Sexual Olympics A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!" Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!
How Sex Starts
...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11
This And That
Ain't it the truth At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. A
Cold Hearted Fathers
this is for anyone who wishes to respond how can a person who's sperm helped create a life. a life that is combined with my blood an his blood. can be so cruel an heartless, to his own creation of a life his daughter my daughter a lil girl who didnt ask to be born. but wuz created when i thought that we loved each other. Is now suffering what many other kids of fatherless or motherless familys deal with. the missing presence, love , an attention , that all kids deserve, how do u tell your child that he or she other parent might not be here but u love them with all your heart. an try not to cry in front of them so they can't see the hurt u feel cuz of the other parent who is supposed to be there. but is not there an don't care to be there at all for whatever reason. i've tried to think of a way to tell her, but im running out of ideas can anyone help me.
Drill Sargent
Shot at 2007-07-20
Spooky Stories
The Crescent Hotel and Spa, sometimes called “The Grand Old Lady of the Ozarks” is located in Eureka Springs, near Beaver Lake in northwestern Arkansas. Designed by architect Isaac L. Taylor, the hotel was built atop West Mountain between 1884 and 1886. Eureka Springs was well known for the “healing waters” that flowed from the nearby mountain springs. It became so popular that in the late 1880’s, the Frisco Railroad built a special line to it. The Crescent Hotel was built to accommodate the many visitors to the area. Billed as “America’s most luxurious resort hotel,” it was built with all the finest modern conveniences. While the hotel was under construction, “Michael,” an Irish stonemason fell from the roof and died from his injuries. His body landed right on the spot where room 218 was being built. Room 218 soon became one of the “hot spots” of paranormal activity. Guests of the Crescent Hotel have called it, “the most haunted place in the Ozark Mountain region.
My Poetry
As I sit here with tears in my eyes I don't know if he'll ever realize. The pain that I feel is because I remember The change that occurred that day in December. Thats when I met this fabulous guy Could I get him to notice me, I was sure going to try. We fell into lust and then into love We were perfect together, like a ball and a glove. For two years we laughed and suffered no pain Then God knows why, everything started to change. Our happy little home became aggresive and mean There was not much laughter or love to be seen. Now as I sit here with tears in my eyes I can see that I am losing him, my fabulous guy. Written by: Gina C. January~~~~~~2001 ***Warrior To Lord*** (February 14th 2002) There was warrior many years ago That a lovely peasant girl wished to know. He was the enemy in manys eyes But to this girl, he was her hero in disguise. He walked into her life all dressed in black With a promise to enjoy and never look back. He
Jack Schitt
The lineage is fnally revealed. Many poeple are at a loss for a response when some says, "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now you can intellectually handle the situation.... Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt Inc. They had a son Jack... In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.... Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married a Dumb Schitt, a High school drop out.. however, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schit later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as, Noe Schitt-Sherlock... Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda and they produced a son a nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt... Two other of the six children, Fulla
Coolwatersplace@ Fubar
__________________________________________________ McDonald's Beef I'm sure those of you who aren't in the cattle business don't understand the issues here. But to those of us who who's living depends on the cattle market, selling cattle, raising the best beef possible... this is frustrating. As far as my family, we don't eat at McDonald's much (Subway is our choice of fast food), but this will keep us from ever stopping there again, even for a drink. The original message is from the Texas Cattle Feeders Association. American cattle producers are very passionate about this. McDonald's claims that there is not enough beef in the USA to support their restaurants. Well, we know that is not so. Our opinion is they are looking to save money at our expense. The sad thing of it is that the people of the USA are the ones who made McDonald's successful in the first place, but we are not good enough to provide beef. We personally are no longer eating at McDonald's, which
Actual Car Accident Statements
Man Driver: I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident. Woman Driver: The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of skid by steering it into the other vehicle. Woman Driver: I saw the slow moving, sad face, old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. Man Driver: The other car attempted to cut in front of me, so I, with my right front bumper, removed his left rear tail light. Woman Driver: I had been learning to drive with power steering I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way. Man Driver: I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before. Man Driver: I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. Woman Dr
New Parking Rules (not To Be Taken Seriously!)
Rule #1 - When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing. Rule #2 - Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred. Rule #3 - In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half way and stop on the line, taking both. Rule #4 - As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of you is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it, pull though and take it from him. Rule #5 - Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car. Rule #6 - When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle with your door really hard. Rule #7 - When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted lanes and drive diagonally from one end to an
Funny Stuff
1. The guy you pass up for another one is always better, its a proven fact 90% of the time. And even if you dont talk to the one you pass up anymore, you will find yourself thinking about him, and realized that you possibly could be happier. And even if you dont talk, and it seems like he doesnt like you anymore, believe me, he thinks about you everynight if he loved you at one point. 2. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 3. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 5. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he g
It's Performance, Not Position That Counts
Priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven ?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York ." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven ." Now it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven ." "Just a minute," says the priest. "That man was a taxi driver. Why does he get a silken robe and golden staff?" "Results," shrugged Saint Peter........... "While you preached, peop
Blonde Jokes
Not meant to offend.. some of my best friends are blonde.... Making Orange Juice A beautiful blonde woman and her husband were at home one night. The husband notices his wife standing in front of the fridge with the freezer section open. She is standing there with a dead pan look on her face STARING into the freezer. Her husband watches her awhile. She continues standing, not moving, not blinking, just staring into the freezer compartment! Finally after 10 minutes of witnessing her staring and staring straight into the freezer he can take no more. He says to his beautiful blonde wife "Honey, What in the hell are you doing?" She says, "Making orange juice." "Making orange juice?" he asks her baffled. "Yes", she says, "It says, 'concentrate' on the can!" The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a
A Perfect Dream!
I had a perfect dream this morning. It was so great, it felt real. It was about me going and visiting my boyfriend for the very first time. This is how my dream went: "I was surrounded by water. I remember seeing water. I also remember seeing a walk-way across the water. I saw my boyfriend riding his bike to his house. I was beyond him on foot. Next thing I knew is that I'm inside his house. I remember looking out the front door and seeing water again. There was someone sitting outside, but I don't know who it was. I also remember that it was night time. So, I closed the front door. I walk to the kitchen. My boyfriend's mom was in there. We said something, but I don't remember what was said. Then, I fellow my boyfriend into a huge room that had like 2 rooms together. He was showing me some tv's. Then, I layed down between two beds. He was sitting down on one bed and I was leaning against that bed too. Then I got up and layed half of my body on that bed. I layed my arm out and he was
Murphy's Lesser-known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first. 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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The Year 1500
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
Hello Ladies
Not a good idea afterall... lol Unrequited love? Is there even such a thing? can you love someone who doesnt love you back? I mean truely? I dont think that it is possible. so I have decided that I am over all of this bullshit. Im not the one who makes the situation weird, its him who is always saying... well I dont want things to be weird. Fuck that, stop making things weird then. It doesnt help that I have fallen into his pathetic trap repeatedly knowing exactly what I am in for. Well not anymore... I dont believe a word that he says. Plus I have been getting really close... to someone I probably shouldnt. But I really like this person... just so happens to be a girl. awesome... baby mama turned lezzy. lol love it. Anyway, gotta go. lata ~Reb Someone by this girl a drink, will ya?
What The F*uck Ever!!!!!!
I'm not a "blog" guy but I do like to write. So to all of you 1 people that will read this, I just gotta say that I used to give a fuck, and now I could care fucking less! I was born, I lived, and I will die someday. That's the physical part of it. Mentally I was born, I lived, and at like 5 I died. I'm not a big emotion guy but when I do finally let someone in I expect them to treat me with some respect. I also expect that if someone feels they are close to me than it's because I have made them feel that way. Because I feel close, and comfortable with them. Welp...all that is done, and over with. I'm killing the part of me that feels emotion again. I'm just fucking done with it all. I remember why I locked the little boy inside the box in the frist fucking place. And he ain't comin out till I'm good, and fucking ready to let him out. Or at least until I'm dead...which ever comes first!
I know I dont have many friends at this point but to the few I have pls help me level so I can mumm I am almost there!!
Never Leave Your Nuts Alone!
Never leave your Nuts alone A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response,the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything
New To Fubar
new to this site, would like to level only need 350 to next level, send me some love
For Kids Born Before The 80's
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930'S, 40'S, 50'S, 60'S AND 70'S !!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/ or drank while carring us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trama, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead based paints. WE HAD NO CHILDPROOF LIDS ON MEDICAINE BOTTLES, DOORS OR CABINETS. AND WHEN WE RODE OUR BIKES, WE HAD NO HELMETS, NOT TO MENTION, THE RISKS WE TOOK HITCHHIKING!! As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up truck on a warm day was always a special treat. we drank water from the garden hose and hot from a bottle. we shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died fron this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't over weight because......... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING !!!
Take The Test
I have determined that you qualify to Take the Test !! The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be classified as a smart person. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conferenc
60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies?
Just Some Words......
I Fall For You a sleight of hand with fingers full of grace work the magic that you do disappear without a single trace and once again I fall for you I fall for you and when I do I can't seem to pick myself up off the ground I think I've come to the conclusion that it's all a bunch of bull love is an optical illusion and once again I've played the fool I fall for you... last night I had a dream I was your assistant it seems I was dressed in ostrich feathers you did that trick where you sawed me in half and then you laughed and then you left without putting me back together The Way We Are would I need ya if I got amnesia would you be the one for me if I lost my memory and would I look at you the way that I used to would I fall in love all over again or would I have to pretend are we gonna stay the way we are are we gonna break and fall apart are we gonna make it when our love is tested are we gonna stay the way we are I don
Today will be my last day here, if you want to stay in touch let me know otherwise, thank you to all my friends and family here for the great time. I wish you all the best in life and in love. So as I say goodbye, I'll leave this for the dream of my heart, Jodi........ Words just cant express how much you mean to me. It's hard for me to show it, so you may never see. I think of you quite often more than you'll ever know I dont want to hide it, but I can never let it show. I want you in my life but more than you are, somebody to be with have more time to spend Although you'll never know this everything I say is true although I'll probably never let it show, I'm in love with you.
Why is it that when you think you have found that certain someone and you think all is going great, it all blows up in your face. You get to a point in your life where you believe that there isn't anything else that you could go through, but then you end up going through the worst pain of your life and all you want to do is stay in bed and never enter the real world again, but you can't because you have responsibilities that are far more important than anything you are dealing with personally. So you tuck it all inside yourself and try your best to go on with your life. You will forever love the one that hurt you cause you know it wasn't intentional, but you have to back off and hope that they come back to you instead of someone else. The worst of it is having to put your heart back together when it keeps breaking every minute of every hour of every day. But you keep going on cause you think of others before yourself. Why is it that every time things start goin good (so you think) ever
Help Please
Whats Up Peeps?
i want love, not just for my body, not just for sex, but for me who i am. i know im ugly as hell to u guys, why u talk to me i dont know, and im sure a lot of ur girlfriends say why talk to that ugly ho?
About Me For Profile
I just Wrote as Message but is an Awesome About me.So I added this to my Profile there.I will do some Changes an Add it here as well.I wanted some Input Please. .How are you?Just stopping in Checking Messages.Enroute to Home Base Fubar.Where Morphs are there are many things to do.Contests etc.Where I'm Lord Wolf an Wolf Morph's for my Family are Standard.I allso have my own chat lounge there with Live Radio an DJ Feeds.It's awesome. I have some of the Best Internet Friends Possible,there but non for Dating.Past 2 yrs.Waiting for my Ex to return,wasted Life.Was her on again off again Love.But with her Sleeping around with a bunch of 20 something yr.old Guys from ,here.My Desire for her has Deminished a hell of a lot.Certainly time to meet someone new an Move on.She is always encouraging me to meet others,as well.I'm Greatful I got 7 good yrs.with her. I Soberd up in Sept.06 for 4 1/2 months.I drink a little now.Unlike most from AA I can have a couple.I haven't been Drunk
Say To Yourself "what Will Sassy Do"?
I need to meet new people to show some love. I am available all times of the day to talk. I like laughing and chatting. I would like comments from you for I can answer them. Post to me and I will read it and get back to you. You love me and I will love you back.
Karma's Fortune Cookie
Error: you're banned from this lounge, assface! Dear Morons: For those who have doubted me Go Fuck Yourself/ For those who never gave me a chance Its your loss For those who used me I hope you enjoyed it For those who lied to me WAS IT WORTH IT? For those who betrayed me how do you feel? For those who think theyre better than me You're right but one day ill be better than you Basically what im saying for those who casted doubt, betrayed me, lied to me and used me id like you to GO FUCK YOURSELF and have a nice day! thank you Karma its funny how its ok for people to treat me the way they want but the second i treat em the same way back they bish moan n complain that im being a prick. AINT KARMA A BITCH!!!!!! My how they forget what comes around goes around.
Well my life took a turn for the best yesterday. Seems my old guitar player has gotten his act cleaned up and is ready to put or band back together. So as things unfold i will keep you posted
Redneck Letter!!!
Breaking News!
SKAMANIA COUNTY, Wash. -- Seven of the ten county sheriff's deputies who spent Saturday night stranded on Dog Mountain has been successfully rescued, according to the Skamania County Sheriff's Office. The men had become stranded on the rugged gorge terrain after becoming disoriented while pulling thousands of marijuana plants from a grow on the east side of Dog Creek, 10 miles east of Stevenson, Undersheriff David Cox said. The group had spent the entire day on Saturday removing 3,100 plants from the area. One of the deputies suffered cramps in the afternoon and, as night approached, the team became disoriented, Cox said. Search and rescue teams found four of the deputies in the lower level of Dog Mountain on Saturday night. Three more were rescued around 7:30 Sunday morning and rescuers hope to reach the remaining three before the day's end. Cox said the conditions in the area prevented rescuers from trying to reach the rescuers by air on Saturday night. "Due to the d
Pimping Friends
IM WITHDRAWING FROM THE CLEAVAGE CONTEST..FOR THOSE THAT DONT KNOW MY 14 YR OLD DAUGHTER IS IN TREATMENT...FOR SEVERE BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS...I JUST GOT BACK FROM MY 1ST APT WITH THE SHRINK...AND I REALLY NEED TO DEVOTE MY TIME TO HER DR'S APTS AND VISITING HRS WITH HER....SO...THANKS FOR EVERY ONES HELP UP TO THIS POINT..BUT I JUST CANT DEVOTE THE TIME NEEDED FOR THIS...I HOPE EVERY ONE UNDERSTANDS... please comment bomb my wonderful friends pic for this contest Each of these nice people need 50,000 comments to win their own happy hour in Stephanies bomb them...O ya..and help steph and BBG find her gerbil please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ #################################### $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Ryan And Julies
one cool fall evening my phone rang and when I answered the phone your voice was on the line, your voice made my heart melt like butter on a hot stove and all I heard you say was I love you baby and I am here to see you I hung up the phone and and before I left i placed candels by the bed and turned on the soft music and i laid some rope on the floor next to the bed and i put a can of whip cream in the fridge by the bed I looked around the room and seen it was ready than I left for the airport. When I arrived at the airport your eyes met mine and I knew at that moment you were the man of my dreams as i continued to walk towards I kept looking in your eyes I could see you undressing me with your eyes this sent a tingle down my spine as i approached you i fell in your in arms as we embraced I just loved being in your arms as i pull back and kiss your sweet lips tenderly than we embrace in a deep pationate kiss before we headed out and to the house.When we arrived at the house we got i
I Am Leaving!!!
Love Quote
"There is nothing more that a man wants than something he knows he can't have." "Love is a dance that can only be performed by two hearts that share the same beat." "Loving someone is like caring for a garden, love it too much or too little and it dies, but love it just right and it will live forever."
Done Being Nice
I go out of my way to let the people I care about, and the friends I have here know they are important to me. This isnt always returned, which is fine. We all get busy, or fall behind. I understand this. Recently I brought the fact that I was feeling a little unappreciated to someone. I send shit to them, try to help level up, or just try to make them feel a little special with a gift or a message. I never expect anything in return. But it would be nice every once in awhile to get a thank you. Well anyway.......they apologized, said sorry and they didnt realize which is fine ok. But then when I come back ther is a message saying I dont think we should talk anymore.........then another saying if I get so mad about something so little, its no wondr why someoen I really cared about blocked me. That was very , very low to throw in my face. I wasnt even angry, just saying I wouldnt go out of my way anymore. So then I attempted to defend myself and found tthis person ha
Daily Stuff
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Please try to attend all family functions once we have a lounge. Never had blog before, so I figured why the hell not. Sometimes things that maybe you really don't want to burden your family with or bore them you just want to vent about, work related things or
Horniscope - Scorpio Here: What Are You???
Hornyscopes!! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control hims
My Work
True Passions
michele kissed him with all the emotion in her heart, and and all the passion that had bulit through so manng days of heated looks and fleeting touches.(your name)response was immediate, his arms like liveing metal,banding her, half lifting he from the tubas his mouth opened over hers and his toung stroked and tasted ,a low masculine sound of pleasure coming from deep in his throat. "THE TUB WILL HOLD TWO," she whispered, unsure where the thought came from, but certain that she wanted him there in the warm , sented water, skin to wet skin , rubbing aganist her . the image made a tight coil of haet twist deep inside her. where had her exhaustion gone? she felt alive and awake, her body strummed to hightened awareness. he laughed, the sound rich with promise,curling aorund her and through her and coming to rest at the juncture of her thighs in a steady pulse. she looked away as his hands went to the waistband of his paints then sudused by cursity , she she looked back to f
Cara Ostara
I should probally only put positive things on here or nude pictures...but considering I am not in a positive mood and do not have nude pictures, I can't do that. So its a long story but just know People are cruel, the majority of men are cruel so watch your back...and your heart.
My Mental Defects
Okay today has been a day of being told that my mental defects I will not call it a disease cause most diseases are curable or at least treatable. I am tried of being told my very severe OCD is something I should be able to control. But they do not realize that most of my "ticks" and "rituals" are very that "ticks" and "rituals" I do them without thinking, and most of the things that annoy me, I do not know they are annoying me they just do until I do something to fix it. Like be an asshole (blunt) and let the annoyance know I am not happy, and then it stops. I was told by my psychiatrists to monitor my "rituals" so I have been documenting them realizing that I have a lot. I have noticed I count steps, wash my hands for 4 minutes exact when I wash them, count the lines in the road when I drive, make sure that my belt line (the zipper and shirt) are a line. There are more than that, but I will not get into them. But I am tired of being told that I can control these things and I do t
Broken Foot
So ya My perfect summer I broke my foot at the beach.I'm in a cast for four weeks.Summer will be over then whats up with that friend and I were splashin each other and our foots met.Hers won my broke .Great summer huh.I hobbled off the beach in pain.Poor me
Weird Ass People Day
Today is International Weird-Ass People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a weird ass friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, sniff toilet seats or occasionally poop yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.
Should I Fall Or Should I Stall?
ok ive been hurt real bad in the past and i found someone i could fall in love with so should i fall or should i stall?
Welcome To Devil's Rejects
To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of som
I'm A Cop
I am a COP Mr. Citizen, it seems you've figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I'm the bogeyman and then you're shocked when they identify/associate with my traditional enemy.... the criminal! You accuse me of coddling criminals.... until I catch your kids doing wrong. You may take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer for having one cup. You pride yourself on your manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles. You raise Cain with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you. You know all the traffic laws.... but you've never gotten a single ticket you deserve. You shout "FOUL" if you observe me driving fast to a
Nsfw Pictures
Do to some privacy issues on my part my nsfw pictures have no been marked for family only...If you feel as though you should be added just let me know. I didnt take the liberty of just adding randomly so just shout me or comment me and I will add you, if that works for me....
Levellers Needed!
Please help a friend to level 23 ♥Pat ♥(Plz sign my guestbook )@ fubar ~ &hearts Hrtofgold &hearts ~ Founder Of The Obligators Leveling Crew ~@ fubar Please help level ronja!!!! thank you!! *~Ronja~ *Property of Birk**PLEASE READ PROFILE AND TAKING CONTEST ENTRIES**~@ fubar
Dam Monday
who don't like Monday
Going 2 Edit My Friends List
ok i tried 2 be nice can't remember everybody so please just ask if u want 2 be my friend Tonite before i go to bed i'm gonna edit my friends list. So if u r a real friend don't be offended if i deleted u by accident. Simply ask to be friends and i will. I'm tired of ppl thinking they can friend me to see my naughty pics. That's not all of u but quite a few. So please don't be offended.I'll show them to whom i choose when i want to. If i decide to show you doesn't mean i want to see yours.
Come And Check Out My Online Store!
Hello to all of my dear friends on Fubar! I have added pictures of the jewelry that I make for you to look at, rate, leave comments, and if the mood arises, purchase from me. I have been making jewelry for almost 2 years now, and want to shre it with the world! So come and check them out, and if you are interested, message me and I will be happy to work out an arrangement with you!
All Scf Bombers Plz Help
We have three members in a contest. Teresa needs the most comments in 10 days. I need 20,000 comments to win vic. Barbie needs 100,000 comments her contest ends soon and she's behind.
From My Kids
You Understand I'm Human that I Will Make Mistakes But You There To Help Me Up Whenever Something Breaks Thank You Mom For Everthing You Are A Precious Gift Whenever I Have Needed Hope You Gave Me Such A Lift THANKS MOM
My comments on the subject in the mumms 2007-08-12 22:04:25 #40 of 52 Arischer Prinz and 317718, When people make a distinction between races, even if it's "for breeding" it is racism. Ever heard of segregation (sp)?? come on people it's 2007, don't you think it's time to open your minds a little bit??? Racism is just plain wrong!!!! 2007-08-12 22:11:56 #45 of 52 You can call me dumb all you want, it wont change the fact that racism is wrong. "We do not hate, we just choose to keep our heritage strong." What kind of crap is that??? Don't you know that in your heritage somewhere along the way, many races came together??? What does it matter that the person be white, black, yellow with blue polka dot, people are people regardless of any of that, if you cant see past that it's you thats dumb!!!
Fan This........????
You meet someone then you figure out all they do is play you... you remove them from your friends list you pray they go away but you cant remove them from that stupid fan shit lol just duckyyyyyy ... if there was a way please tell me
Prayer Request
Prayer Request I understand the weather in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety. Please keep our troops in your hearts and minds!! God Bless America And God Bless Our Troops Once and a while... Life gives you the opportunity to meet someone amazing... some one who inspires you, someone who amazes you... One such person in my life is my friend Michelle. She is facing things in her life that I can not image what my own reaction would be. However, she has not given up or given in. She fights, she prays, and she hopes. She dreams of the day when all will be finished and life can return to normal. I ask that you help her please. Click the link below and check it out. Help her in anyway that you can... Just click this link to go to Michelle's Webpage! I Look Up At The Moon
Alrighty Then...
Stuff About God Woo!!
Where Are All The Hot Babes At
where are all the hot babes at?????????): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ):
I loved him, he was my strength~ I need him now, a longing is replaced~ With a desolate feeling of pure empty pretense,a hint of a smile. I didn't know that I'd miss you so~ Memories trail after the footsteps I've faltered. Knowing you made me weak and strong together; You created me as I am. A handful of mystery, eyes that tell secrets become shrouded. You fell apart when you were released, as we both knew it had to be. Now where are you now. Why am I so bereft- swaying with calamity. You were beautiful as you slept, peaceful calm and pure. I lovingly held your face vowing to remember the details pretending you'd be secure. Imagine my surpris when I realised I could live without you. When I believed I would die. YOu were my other half, the better part of me, now you are gone and I am just as and just is. .............D.
Chat With Me!
My Life
People for thousands of generations, claim that they have found their True Love. The truth is, not many people find their true loves, very easily. Couples around the globe, stay together for long periods of time. But, just because they can stay with each other for that long, doesn't exactly mean their love is true. Now, that I have your attention. What exactly is tryue love and How do you know, your feeling true love? In my opinion, True Love, is the unconditional love, the love that never falters. The love that you share with that special someone. To me, the feeling of true love doesn't always come from the heart, it comes from the entire body. True love is the overall sensation when your with somone that you really care about. True love should be the way you miss your siginificant other, when their not around. The way they make you feel, when they are around you. The way they hold you at night, while your sleeping. Thats they way I have felt, well.........About a month now.
Sin's Domain
Now that i have your attention, i'll be on cam tomorrow afternoon, probably around 1 or 2 to start. those of you that know where to find me, awesome ... those of you that don't know where to find me... i'll be on (you can view cams with a standard account, no credit card or payment is needed) from your home page after you create the account go to view webams go to couples (man & woman) then look through the cams for sinamynlee although i'm listed under couples, my boyfriend will NOT be in the show so please don't ask. if you need more info, reply in a comment here and i'll check them and answer in the comments in case anyone has the same questions. Ok last try at posting this... hopefully it's clearer for you all. Register a profile at (you can view cams with a standard account, no credit card or payment is needed) after you create the account, go to your homepage click on "Live Webcams" (it's near the center of the page) click on couples (man
Stolen Moments
My words were never meant to cause you pain my words were never meant as digs my words were only meant to show you deserve better My words were never meant to make you cry My words were nevr meant to make you feel down My words were only meant to show you you are wonderful Wishing you knew what a gift you were to those who love you Wishing you knew how truely good you ae Wishing I could somehow, someway make you see what is right there........ In your eyes In your smile In your touch In evry sweet thing you do In evry caring word In every joke, laugh, or just plain sillyness. You are so wonderful, so amazing, so loving and unselfish. Only want you to be happy and have what you deserve in life....which is only the best of everything. ...............I'M SORRY When,Where, What, and How? All questions plagueing her mind. His words were so vague, but yet revealing enough to set her on edge. The deep sultry purr of his voice as he taunts her, drives
I have tried to be patient about this but it seems as if I am going mad.. I came back from Europe finally and was so very estatic. I was to be reunited with Jean finally after two months of hell. I was home, maybe two or three days and then I found out he had to go.. OF all places to Europe, where I had just come from.. I haven't heard any word from him at all and it has been close to two weeks and I am being very paranoid.. I mean he shouldn't have had to go but.. I hope he isn't having to deal with the same things because I will probably break into a million pieces. **sighs**
Help Me!
Well...I have just come to the realization, no one is worth that much. Bringing tears to my eyes? WTFE If I have someone that is soo deeply concerned with what I do? so what? I am going to let this one ride and get rid of the thought of a new profile...for what? Some are too stupid to get it, and there is no reason my life on here or anywhere else is going to be compromised by stupidity....Just so you all know...I am woman, and I am strong..LMAO Thanks for reading..MUAH to all my friends and family!!! (giggling) Who Cares!!! I have been going through some drama lately with a certain person on here, andI have decided to try and get it out of my life. I have blocked all parties involved and am still to this day being harassed. Its making me not want to be on here anymore. This person has either gone under a different name and is still watching or is having someone give him info. Whatever the case may be, if any of you can help me, I would appreciate it. I don't know what
Back From My Trip
Had so much fun this time,even got to go as far as utah and wyoming, I have alot of pictures to upload here shortly and ones of a beautiful sunset I caught on donner pass in northern cali
ever had one of those days where you wish you could curl up and the whole world would disappear?thats what my day started out like.its a little better now but still sucks cause im bored and tired and dont get off work for another 3 hours.this sucks.
New Week
I wish all a new expressive, cute, horny and sucessful start to the new week
The Greatest Irony of love Loving the right person at the wrong time, or having the wrong person when the time is right. && finding out you LOvE someone Right after that person walks out of your life. && sometimes you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again. For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person. But in reality, some are so afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else. *Most relationships* Tend to fail not because of the absence of love, because love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much, and the other was being loved to little. As we all know, the heart is the c.e.n.t.e.r. of the body, but it beats on the left and maybe thats the reason why the heart is not always right. Most often we fall in love with t
Sin's Ramblings-poetry And Erotic Writing
There's a second me inside of me this second, of course, only you and i see. she's in a black box, curled up and crying. she knows, this second me, that part of her is dying. lying in the dark, afraid and alone, she wonders why even in bed she wishes she were home. she wonders why she's alive, with all her days filled with sadness, wondering how to survive, in this emotional madness. she wipes tears from her eyes, realizing with dread, her hands are coated in blood, this second me is dead. I started posting my poetry in my "dunno" stash, feel free to run by there and read/rate them... i was getting yelled at because blogs can only be rated once... i will be moving these from here into the stash as well later on this week, only the NSFW's will remain/be posted in this blog I'm not your whore. Stop touching my body i'm not just a piece of meat there is a head on these shoulders please acknowledge i am complete i have more to offer than is found between my t
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Om! Aum! Ohm! Om Mani Padme Om ! Temet Nosce Amor Ad Infinitum
Whatever's Clever
June 28th, '07' 12:33am morning of the 29th We had to get up way to freaking early this morning due to the fact that mom & I had to be in Layton for some more tests. I was so exhausted cause I could sleep to save my life last night. Well we finally get to Layton and mom takes the Volume they gave her for the MRI tests. So it made her pretty loopy, which is good considering she is claustrophobic. When we get there; we sit patiently in waiting room waiting to be called. When we finally get called up to check in, the girl tells asks what we are doing there. So, I showed her the paperwork we were given when appointments were made. She again looked at me and said you two aren’t supposed to be here till tomorrow; even though our paperwork said this morning. Wouldn’t have bothered us so much if Layton wasn’t almost an hour away and the lady wasn’t being unruly. The nurse gave me my Depo shot so that an improvement on my attitude. She also rescheduled the MRI tests for us. They took mom
Down Raters Blow
some of you on my friends list are also on hers shes in a contest / give away actually i have 3 friends in this one they need 20k comments If you could help with my contest it would be greatly appreciated please and thank you !!! Need help reaching 20,ooo comments ! SWEET CHEROKEE CLICK PIC IT'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CONTEST PIC PLEASE AND THANK YOU ! DEE-DEE PLEASE COME AND LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS FOR ME? PhantomStranger these 3 are tru FUBAR SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET Hearts and helped me tons in my contest so if you all could do a little bombing on each to help them out that would be awsome this guy is only posting pics of WWE stuff The Warrior@ fubar this one thinks shes all that gaahhhhhhhhh dora25@ fubar
only been on for a day and seem to meet alot of nasty people, are they just haters? my friends all seem real cool but i've blocked 6 people already. is this the norm. for this site
managed to sell my pc and got rid of some bills.a very good friend loaned me her spare pc so can stay in contact with all my fu buddies. To all my Family,Friends,Fans at fubar.Please accept my appologies as i am going to have to sign off for quite some time.I am experiensing cash flow problems at the moment,and as i must put my kids first.I find i must sell my computer so to enable me to pay some outstanding bills.I would be very graetfull if everyone would accept my appologies.As soon as i can afford another pc i will recontact all of you.You all have been fabulous friends and i loved every second on fubar.I hope to see you all again soon.My love and thoughts to everyone.I felt i had to be 100% honest as you all have been with me.Thankyou all.Bye for now.XXXX
Sitting Here Day And Night
Sitting here day and night, sometimes feeling alright, waiting for the day light, wondering if i will find the one, who i would call hun, is she out there to be found, i never hear a sound, my heart full of fire, with passion growing higher, wish someone would want me with desire, will i grow old alone, or is that how im to atone, im honest and true, feeling so blue, to look into your eyes, to never hear lies, to wipe your tears, and erase your fears, hold you close to my heart, never wanting us to part, being there through the good and the bad, making sure you are never sad, is just a part of who i am inside, hoping you will never hide, our hearts to take the ride, to see where it will go, our love to always show, as i sit and wonder why, inside it makes me die, from my eyes i cry, for i am that unique guy, the one no one knows, in these poems it does show, for now i must go, have a wonderful day, as my friends i hope you will stay, so smile and be
Men Are Fucking Pigs
Im sorry but this is getting old. I moved to AZ to be with someone I thought loved me but I was wrong. This person has already torn a hole in my heart and is making that hole bigger. And I know he doesnt care, cause if he did he would be here with me instead of out every single night doing god only knows what. He told me before I moved out here that he loved me and that he had changed, that was...BULL SHIT!! Hes actually treats me worse then before. So I left my friends, family, a good job for this. And the worse part is is that I have no way back. So yeah fucked myself over....
OMGosh you just have to watch this. It's so funny, but so hot! Now if I could just get those two over to my place *teehee* FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Send me a man who'll make love to my mind Knows how to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end And always be my very best friend. Amen MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a firm body, big boobs, who owns a liquor store and a ! fishing boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care. Amen Thing to do in K-mart (and i have done some of this!) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding the
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 >>bill. In >>the room of 200, he asked, >> >> >> >>"Who would like this $20 bill?" >> >> >> >>Hands started going up. >> >> >> >>He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you >> >> >> >>but first, let me do this. >> >> >> >>He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. >> >> >> >>He then asked, "Who still wants it?" >> >> >> >>Still the hands were up in the air. >> >> >> >>Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" >> >> >> >>And he dropped it on the ground >> >> >> >>and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. >> >> >> >>He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. >> >> >> >>"Now, who still wants it?" >> >> >> >>Still the hands went into the air. >> >> >> >>My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. >> >> >> >>No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it >> >> >> >>because it did not decrease in value. >> >> >> >>I
The Sex Game
Jamaican Sandals A married couple walked into a shop. The Jamaican owner said to them, "I have some special sandals I Think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what The man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, Being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, Finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, Something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, Bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, Ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of The Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, You got dem on the wrong feet! "You got dem on the wr
New News In My Life
Here I had a very nice pay check and wanted to treat myself to a good time since lately I have had no extra money to go out on. Wouldn't you know it I hit a fucking deer!!! My car is still driveable but by the time Law Enforcement arrived I would have only had like 2 hours to have fun at the club I was going to so the officer recommended me to go to a different bar that was closer to home. I show up in a black mini skirt, sexy top and high heels. Guess what? I was over dressed!!! Everyone had jeans and tennis shoes on!!! Not only that, it was a Sports Bar and no dancing just sitting at the bar bull shitting with friends but I'm new in the area so I sat in the corner at the bar feeling totally out of place & no one to talk to. It was all college kids and the officer said there was dancing, people my age and it was a cool place to have fun. JOKE!!! My night turned into a fucking disaster!!! Now I'm back at home all made up to look beautiful for my empty bed that only me and my dog lay
Who Am I?
For those of you who knew me before I left here, alot has changed. I am in the process of learning how to live on my own and be my own person. i feel so naive about many things and yet very fortunate that there have always been good people to help when I least expect it. I will have to thank you one by one as time goes by. Enjoy your day! P.S. Please be at peace. When I wrote the following poem, I was deep in my thoughts and somewhat depressed. I am learning to accept alot of change and emotions that I'd rather forget we all have inside. Eventually, I will be fine. But, my friends, I thank you for your concern. Broken Heart Perhaps that is what I need. More change, more pain, What does it matter. The result is the same. I am alone. I'm told help is nearer than I know, But, strings attached, Surprised? No. I expected as much, Still I yearn for human touch. I am a fool, I will stay on my own. I will wonder and pray, I will seek hope
Dim And Bleak
when things seem so dim and bleak, slow going goes your week, redness enters your cheek, while happiness is what you seek, here is just alittle peak, you are all beautiful in your own way, friends which i hope will be here to stay, beauty in side and out, dont sit there and pout, find the happiness you desire, let that in your heart become fire, get lost is what you say to the lier, dont take anyones shit, they are the ones acting like a twit, they are morons to the end, but i will always be here as a friend, all you ladies are beautiful and true, dont let someone make you feel blue, because they are the ones that dont have a clue, of that special person inside each of you, im happy we have met, with me happiness is what you will get, so smile and feel right, you are all a wonderful sight, true friends are hard to find, and you are all in my mind, so smile and be free, this is what you will see, no one can bother you, if you dont feel blue, to your self be
I Am Your Friend..
Can't Wait To Move!
WHEW~! today was a rough day around here. We got ready and went out to Olive Garden for lunch. After lunch we run by Wal-mart and grab some things we needed and then came home. Jeff jumped on fixing the lawn mover (finally) and got it fixed. Elizabeth cleaned out the dog pen and I planted some flowers while Dillon rode his Power Wheel 4 wheeler. It was very humid here today and we all sweat so much. Jeff got the mower fixed and cut the grass. Then we sent the kids in and walked our property line and decided to burn some logs and boxes....the pyromaniac came out in both of us...but it was hot~! anyway the kids got a bath and ate supper while Jeff and I sat outside on the bench under the tree cooling off. The house is almost done~! I plan on having a housewarming get together in a couple of weeks....this week is going to be a week of placing the little things where they need to be. We got the printer hooked up and the all the computer stuff out but the desk is so cluttered....
Random Poetry
Through these eyes Can you see The pain that lies inside My soul crying for help From all the wounds Ive received All the battles that Ive lost My heart is broken And I struggle to fix it Reaching out to someone Anyone at this point in time To help me out of this cell I wasnt looking when I found you Someone who makes me smile Constantly picking me up when I stumble Leaning on you I found something Not intending to I found myself falling for you Day by day The more we talked And the more you comforted me The more alive I became You stimulate me more than anything Making me want to believe in myself I'm far from being perfect The scars on my arm prove that But it doesnt matter to you I dont have to be anything more than me For you to like me To want me You welcomed me with open arms And cradle me with warmth But now,after all this time,you want to leave I'm begging you to stay Dont leave me alone We waited so long to talk one-on-one And you want to let
Romance Is Just A Glance
romance is just a glance, take that chance, at the passion inside, makes hearts open wide, like your heart is in a stride, never to hide, passion burning so deep, its what you want to keep, soft moon lite walks, carring talks, holding that special someones hand, they make you feel grand, when you walk in the sand, sun rise comes to you, makes everything feel true, looking into their eyes, saying good bye to the why's, knowing this is real, that kiss is the seal, that binds you both to each other, it makes your body shutter, makes your heart race, can your emotions keep pace, when you see that special someones face, taking both your hearts to a peaceful place, hopeing it will last, not like the ones in the past, may your heart be true, may your loved one have the clue, that they are actually the one for you, as you are the one for them too................
My Sister, My Friend
Poems Flow Free
poems flow so free, like the wind through a tree, nice to have my heart flow, to let everyone know, the person you see, is the real me, i take the bad and the good, as someone really should, i try not to lie, for it makes people cry, i am some what shy, im not like any other guy, thats why i am me, now you are starting to see, the passion inside me, i live life for what it is, a gift from the man above, i try never to push and shove, but i would like to find love, so she can see, how i would treat a lady, love and respect, with no neglect, honor and truth, wouldnt be like pulling a tooth, for i am me, and my heart has been set free, devotion and love, as he has given from above, now i will sit and wait, to see if its my fate, to find the one, that can tame my heart, who would never want to part..............
He takes it out slowly, looks at it and touches it with his warm wet tongue. Then touches it gently with his hot lips and starts sucking it with pleasure. He takes it out of his mouth and licks it, then bites it. Licks lips and then continues sucking. So yummy and juicy... mmmmmm... he loves ice cream.
I Think I Am A Fuckwit
Sorry, forgot to mark the 1st one NSFW. I hate people in general I think ... (from bottom to top) All cause he said his mumms were stupid and I basically agreed, in a sarcastic way as always. ->~DJ Philbu...: i'm not giving up ... you are boring and not worth it ~DJ Philbu...: you are the weekiest link you are giveing up....hahahahahaha ->~DJ Philbu...: i'm not giving up ... you are boring and not worth it ~DJ Philbu...: you are the weekiest link you are giveing up....hahahahahaha ->Sphere Fre...: well okay then ... you are now boring and the waekest link ... goodbye ~DJ Philbu...: mouth....i do not block i am not scared ~DJ Philbu...: so do i till ppl like you run your moth ->Sphere Fre...: come on and block me fucktard ... you know you want to ->Sphere Fre...: me dj philburg, me no talk like adult ~DJ Philbu...: i just got done it your class time ->Sphere Fre...: cause I'm sarcastic and joking 99% of the time ... yea, you're right ... isn't it time for recess? ~DJ
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Stop Flaggin My Pics
So Ok I Know Its Someone On My Friends List And Well If U Are REporting My Pics As NSFW Please Come Talk To Me And Delete Me While Ur At It..When Did A Pair Of Jeans And A Shirt Become NSFW? God Dumb Fucks Stop Hateing Its Getting Old.
Sunday Afternoon Morning
Well, I think we all pretty much knew it had to happen sometime. It is just part of growing up. You change, your environment alters, and you feel certain urges that you are fully aware of but cannot explain. I am no longer a virgin. I have popped my Unholy cherry, and performed a wedding service. It was cool. Out in the woods, nice arch alter set up and covered in vines, white rose petals strewn out on the path for the bride to enter upon. A real hippie kinda vibe going on, so I was Reverend Chill, ready to read the 80 or so words I had written for the ceremony. That includes the ‘With this ring, I thee wed’ part for the bride and groom, with each of their names and vows fully typed out so I did not fuck up too bad, leaving my actual part quite brief. It was what Trish and Edgar wanted, and I agreed that I was probably not one you would want rambling when you were getting hitched, being as family and friends may feel a tad bit uncomfortable, so I just served the bride and groom with wh
All About Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in a contest now. There is no time limit, I just have to reach 20,000 comments.....please help out if you and there.....thanks so is the link.. all I need is 20,000 comments. I have no time limit at all. So, whenever you can is good..bombs away!!!
Sex Is Like Math im in a bombing and commenting conest please comment and bomb me please""""""""" thanks love you all How Sex Starts Current mood: naughty A High leads to a hug, A Hug leads to a kiss, A Kiss leads to makeout, A makeout leads to finger, A finger leads to a hand, A hand leads to a lick, A lick leads to a suck, A suck leads to a fuck. So how many ppl are you gonna make smile after you heard this cuz, Sex is like math''''''''' U-add the Bed/ Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs leave the solution and prey you dont multiply mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wanna have a blast care to join me lol cummmmmmmmm on gimmie 1 youll see what a blast it will be
Fuckin Women!!!
Why r women so messed up? I know not all of u r, but man, why is it that you try to do good things and be nice to someone, some messed up chica has to go switch everything around and make it seem bad? I'm just so sick of all u crazy chics it makes me wanna puke!!! I know, I know, us men are just as fucked up, and we're assholes and all that, I just wish we could finally understand the opposite sex and just be happy for a change!!!! DVS1
Ok I don't understand guys i guess its a mars venus thing. I don't understand how someone can tell you that they love you more than anything and want to be the one that takes care of you and helps all your dreams come true and then all they do is hurt you left and right. I don't know why people always try to have someone that tells them things that they think people want to hear and not the damn truth. I am so tired of being hurt,used and everything else in the book. I have to think about everything i say to everyone so that i don't lead someone on or i don't hurt there feelings and that sucks. But people don't stop and think about what it means to hurt me..... WHY I try so hard to never hurt someone but it seems that all i get is people useing me and hurting me.... So when does it stop. When does the hurt and the pain go away..... Ok heres whats happening with me right now. My brother who is proudly serving his country just told me that hes going to afghanistan for 6 mths or longer.
Monday, August 13th, 2007
Of all of the new members in the last few days , please read the blog "Read before joining" and also "tips for successful bombing" I also post a blog every day and there mey be several blogs in that folder. That is how I keep in touch with you. If you get a shout or email from Rachel, she is the co-owner, or Zarrius the family manager....If you have any questions whatsoever, please feel free to ask any of us...but you can find the family officers in the photo album guessed it "family officers" Glad to have you all. Each new addition makes us a better , stronger bomber family..the best on the FU! Peggy Sue, Owner This si what we are bombing Read Jawwwga Girls last blog, she posted a blog about the graphics she is making for the family....she has a FU-Bombers folder, the last folder in her pics...go see what she has made so far...if you like one send her the link to or tell her which pic you want and which tag you want and she can make you one...but go read her
Wish You Were A Beer!
Don't even know how many times I've wanted to quit my job in the last 2 years........Too many to count..LOL...But I have stuck it out just the same.....So,you can call me a loser or most anything else,but never call me a quitter.......Got my 4% raise today,oh yeah! Don't know what made me think of that song just now,but Gawd I love"Wish you were a Beer"by the Cycle Sluts From Hell.....You slay me girls!
Good Morning America!! 8-13-07
its crazy i always wanted to do this put words on a page and watch them dance like a slave after getting a day to rejoice in gods name Looking to be the next to succeed in a world of thieves and liars, back stabbers and boppers looking to dismantle me and destroy my dream but im a soldier to the end a midnight marauder sippin goose and blown green cant fade the next super star slash poster boy big daddy pimpin while u brokebackin wish u was Cadillac pimpin but u metro skippin, fake diamond blinging panties droppin cuz u a spend-a-man, never to be like me, man always on mine, never lose the shine or the opportunity to show mine. i am the next minus well say the best, it just time for me to show the world y they should disgust. wake up in the mornin and rt back in the buildin just a robot to the grind and its all for some pennies/ enough to keep the lights and gas on/ rent late again , this is the carnote people,calling me again. yeah so its the same o story same
Words Flowing From Me.
I am working on my book. It is an collection of short erotic stories for woman. The response I have gotten from some of the stories are very good and encouraging. It is a collection of stories called "Office Happenings". It is a collection of short stories of "happening" in the office like the title suggests. Interested in a preview of the stories in let me know and Ill see what I can do.
to my friends and everyone. i am thinking of deleting my account. i have been sitting here rating people for like 2 weeks now and i have rated probably about 2,000 people. i have had maybe 6 people come back and rated me. i like to meet new people just like anyone else does. if i dont start getting anything by friday i will be deleting my account. sorry to my friends.
So, this morning I'm doin' my little thing. Gettin' some email and shit done for work and on Fubar this guy messages me with: Holyone: "I bet this is not you" So ... I actually speak to him to see wtf he means. I thought it might have been someone who hadn't seen me in YEARS and couldn't believe they found me sorta thing. Me: "What do you mean?" Holyone: "This pictures are not urs" Me: "And why would that be? I have a Myspace/Personal Website/and I'm on several different pinup/modeling sites. So you can bet all you want darlin' but you'd be very wrong." Holyone: "Are you a whore too?" Me: "Only to my boyfriend." Holyone: "If you put these pictues there must be a reason." Me: "I model. It's about exposure." Holyone: "Your sizes are not ok for model. You are nice but cuby. Probaly porn model, right?" Me: "No fetish/glam modeling. However, your opinion REALLY doesn't matter to me." Me: "Aww, you're upset b/c you're too ugly to fuck or
Comment For The
Your Birthdate: February 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: JuneWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Think First
I am posting this to make people think first. This will affect any of you in the flint area more than others but everyone everywhere should read it. Sunday August 12 at 1 a.m. My friends Tammy and Robert were walking home from a birthday celebration we had at the bar. They like myself dont beleive in drinking and driving but as we all know others do. While walking home that night a driver swerved off the road and hit Tammy.She was thrown and killed. The driver didnt stop they kept driving not caring that someones Mother, Daughter,Sister,Family and best friend was lying there lifeless. Meanwhile Robert is tryin to get anyone to stop and help Tammy. Two men on a motorcycle pulled over to see what was going on and no sooner than they did another drunk driver hit Robert. he is now in critical condition with an unsure outcome. My point in telling this story is that when you drink and drive you dont just risk your life you risk the lives of other people. so befor you take that last shot or
My Space
Since i'm a stay at home mom i'm going to be trying to sell Avon to make ends meet. Since i can sell to folks online & have it shipped to them I'm looking for customers.. I hope everyone checks it out ty Well have been on here shortly over 24 hours & already i got MUMM banned lol.. Sorry if i offended any telemarketers.I think the site is cool.Been a long day here kids have drove me nuts.. could have thought of better uses for that veggy oil lol. But its 8:40pm & thinking bout cracking a beer on here. Love the idea of giving & sending folks virtual gifts.Plus i love getting surprises lol Ok its 12;14 am where i am & i can't fall asleep.Just have alot of thoughts buzzing through my brain.Me i kinda think i'm on the chunky side.I'm 4'11" , medium legnth red hair , blue eyes & around 150lbs.I'm not what i would consider BBW but i'll never be model thin. What hurts is when folks say i'm huge or obese..I had one guy say after reading Hubby& i's profile that if
My Cousin Tina
come show my cousin Tina some fubar love shes new :P Here Is The Link , Thanks all My Friends
I Think I Am Going Insane
I am so happy that my car is running again. A week is too long to go without transportation! Last week was the worse week of my life. Friday night I went to a concert and got whiplash from people being thrown on my head. Sunday I got stung by a yellow jacket on the cheekbone and my eye swelled up, looked like someone beat the shit out of me Monday I woke up sick as a dog Thursday they turned my gas off because of some stupid bank mistake I made and it cost me 125.00 + the 59.00 bill I owed to get it back on Thursday night I went to 378 and my car started acting up. Friday went to pay the gas bill and get it turned back on (never had utilities turned off in my life!) And my car completely died! Had to call someone to come tow me. Friday afternoon after my car broke down (I guess the last straw) I started shaking and hyperventelating. Thought I was going to have to go to the ER or something. I just stayed in bed all day, took 2 hydrocodones (made me better)
Another Time...another Face so seriously just like i do in real life im gonna warn you people on here... im so sick of you retards who think your fucking family sedans are race cars fucking shit up for people who do things the right way. there are race tracks for people who want to race where u pay a small fucking piece of change to run ur car all day in a safe enviorment. so here my warning, im gonna start carrying my 45 under my front seat and whenever i see anyone racing which might lead up to what happend in the link i posted im going to take out ur back tires. hopefully i dont hit ur gas tank but if i do atleast i did the world a favor of ridding it of one more dumbass. this shit is out of hand and im sick of people i know dying because of it. One thing is for sure... all of these crapy half ass thrown together "custom" pictures people are making for other users..... they suck... and they suck BAD. A few are cool here and there but these people with hundreds of edited picture
To Only My Real Fans...
Will Be Away
Hi Eevryone, Will it is time for me to go to Wi. Did u think i was leaving... I don't think I could leave this place ever.. Made to many good friends here.. I like to name them all, but knowing me i would forget someone. You all know who you are anyway... I will be gone Aug.16th and will be back just for a few days on the 27th Than gone again on the 30th until Setp. 10. I hope you all stay well and I'll see you when I get back Will miss you all Fireman7
True Friendship
Ever wondered what is the real essence of the saying "A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed"? People talk about the true value of friendship without knowing what it stands for. True friendship is when there are no formalities; when the person you are talking about is counted as family; when the relation you share reaches a stage that even if you don't correspond for sometime, your relationship remains intact. Best friends need not meet up often to make sure that the friendship remains constant. The trust between best friends is such that if one friend falls in trouble, the other will not think twice to help. If the bond between two friends is strong, true friends can endure even long distances. They find a way of being in touch despite busy schedules. True friendship never fades away; in fact it grows better with time. True friends don't need a posh place to hang out. Their most precious hideout is each others' rooms! True friendship thrives on trust, inspiration and comfort. Best fri
Sample Writings
With the wind blow in your hair while you are standing on top of the hill with the sun silhouetting your body in the white sheer gown, I come up from behind you and take you in my arms. I set down on the green grass, the fresh air swirling around us. I take your hand and pull you down to set in my lap. A large oak tree stands behind us protecting our back from the warm sun, which can only shine on our fronts keeping us warm in the cool breeze of the October day. Nuzzling my nose against the back of you beautiful hair and kissing your neck I pull up and off your sheer gown, exposing your breast to the breeze and sunlight. I lean back to lie flat on my back pulling you down on top of me. With your breast pointing skyward I cup one in each hand and softly kiss your neck. “You are such a beautiful and warm lady.” I whisper in your ear. I start to rub your nipples between my thumbs and fingers. You can feel me growing and pressing against your butt through my shorts. I slide the back of
Add Your Name
YOU BETTER ADD YOUR NAME!!!!! JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS. IF YOU ARENT ASHAMED TO CLAIM GOD THEN PUT YOUR NAME ON THIS LIST:. 1.Sharice Harrell 2.Lemar 3.Kyle 4.Teddyo 5.Marlon 6.Jarrad 7.Akeem 8.Mookie 9.Malcom 10. Bradford 11.Radaams 12.Jamiel 13. -el io- 14. Brian 15.Ray. 16.Randall 17.Train 18.Antwone 19.Anthony E. Williams 20. Takeshia Williams 21.Shanise 22.Stemma Miller 23.Chris Richardson 24. Theresa Cephas 25.Kimmy R. 26.Maya Aka Yaya 27.Macquin aka "Q" 28. Brittain 29. CHELSEY 30. Dayvon 31. Cassandra 32. Shavita 33. Sean 34. Bugsy 35. J.O. 36. ELEONOR 37. kaneisha 38. Lil J 39. TiiNa ! 40.Jonathan 41.YVONNE 42.PIFF 43. Isaac 44. RoB 45. brItteRs *I ShOuLd Have BeEn NuMber onE* 46. Kewnna 47.Artesia 48.Shayna 49.Ashley 50.Richard 51.Jeffrey aka Holiday Jeff 52. tiffany ~tiff~ 53. RaHeEm....Rah D 54. Tiffan3y--Tiff- Tiff 55. Arielle-> "Ari" 56. Jasmine 57. Chilly 58. Berenice A.K.A. Bere 59. Jazmine aka Cherry 60.
Sometimes,when i'm in FuBar land, im not in the mood for people as much.(not saying that i don't want to be bothered by anyone)... Those are the times i blog hop. Im sure all of you blogaholics out there, know what i mean when i say that.. That means i go from blog to blog to see what other entertaining reads i can find.. I do have my favs that i visit a lot..Just looking at the different varieties of blogging are interesting to me... I love the variety in FuBar land, the different styles of blogging & the fact that people's blogs offer a snapshot of them as a person. I say snapshot because that's how i see it. Somebody may post a blog, to vent or let off steam & by the time you read it, they are in a completely different mood. I feel blogs reflect how that person was feeling, or the mood they were in, at the particular moment in time, but that doesn't mean they always feel that way. So i see blogs as snapshots & to get a whole sense of the person, you really have to re
why is that some people of are less atractive and dont really have any self esteem can get a boyfriend yet like me im kinda pretty and i think im funny and outgoing no seriously this chick who is like thousand times uglier then me and uh "fatter" then me she got a bf before i did makes me wanna cry :( am i just that lame? so i was very drunk and my friend asked me to send him a photo of me and today he said he never got it and i have no idea who i sent it to... opps.. We the people of Maleficcanium declare independence of the cruel, harsh, and inhumane detail of punishment that is being suffered here. the Laws and the powers of earth entitle us to no punishment. When the government becomes non-responsive of the people of Maleficcanium, The people have the right to rebel against the following details of vicious, hard-hearted, brutal punishment. These grievances are sufficient for proceeding to our independence of punishment. The despicable act of standing in the corner, time outs a
Wake Up
Just running off my mouth.... I wanted to make a private Blog but i have no clue as to how..... But anyhow i have come to realize the internet is nothing but a huge play ground...u find a toy u like u pick it up u play with it,u get bored u go to the next.sad but true.... Here i thought i could use this play ground to find me that one special toy that toy u would charish and hold onto 4ever and never let go....well shit happens.. u ever have that special toy u love so much and u wake up one morning to find its gone? well u look n look and no luck when does one give up? Well i guess im saying i love to play.... and i guess once i found that special toy i was willing to give up all my other little toys just for the one...Now its gone what do i do? Do i play with more toys to find that one that might compare to the other or do i keep looking for the one i charished? Yeah i bet i messed with yur head on this one huh? lol love
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a woman at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes hercomplaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget." Lmao!! Have an awesome day..Tc n peace..Boo
Helping Out
help me get points and my wife too help me level up i return most Cup Of Joe Is Hosting ANOTHER GIVE AWAY! Cup Of Joe@ fubar AND I'M IN IT!! A little Note from Cup Of Joe:: Thank to all that have entered the give away. Good luck to all of you. If anyone still wants in let me know as soon as possible. Prizes and Details:: 10, **1 MONTH'S **VIP'S** OR A 7 DAY BLAST FOR 20,000 COMMENTS. FOR THEFIRST 10 PEOPLE TO REACH THIS. 1, **30 DAY BLAST** FOR FOR 50,000 COMMENTS TO THE FIRST PERSON TO REACH THIS. 1, HAPPY HOUR FOR 70,000 COMMENTS TO THE FIRST PEROSN TO REACH THIS. GIVE AWAY WILL START SUNDAY AUG 12 10AM FUBAR TIME AND END SEPT 12 10AM FUBAR TIME. THE ONLY RULES ARE YOU MUST BE A FAN, FRIEND, NO NSFW PICS, AND NO RIPPED PICS WILL BE ENTERED. ** These are the ones I'm Aiming for and I need everyones help!! Greatly Appreciated and Returned!! as long as my PC is having a good day *giggle giggle snort giggle* ** Heres My Link:: ♥ Than
All worlds (including Risia) will be down from approximately 7am-2:30pm EST on Monday, August 13th for scheduled maintenance.
Back Off!!!!!!
2007. This Was Funny Had To Post It
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse
So I'm sitting here thinking about all the things that have happened to me in the past couple of years. All the relationships I've had with different people friends and lovers who have left. As I move forward I recall the pain I felt at there betrail the hurt that came with there lies. As I move forward into the encounter with someone I am leary of intention and it cause me to hide myself. For fear of being hurt again. I want to relax and let people in I like to be open with people and be who I really am without fear. Betrail so crule I am the sweetest person you'll ever meet but when I have been hurt I am your worst nightmere. I want to be loved to be understood to not fear what I belive. Who has the right to chose your path to chose how to live your life to the fullest only you know your heart be true to it and be free. When love comes to you accept it with open arms. Love so fragile a thing so easily we play with the word. How to know when it is truely ment and shared. How do you kn
I long to hear the soft whispers of delight emitting from her lips. Her breath catching as her hips arch, ankles locking, eyes rolling back in her head. The way her body quivers beneath my touch, her eyes roll at my taste. Her fingers pushing and buried in my hair as her whimpers escape her trembling lips...
Please Can You Help My Friend Level Up
Hi friends , Can you please come and help my friend Tim to level up . Thanks , Lisa Tim@ fubar Friends , Please can yall come help my friend to level up Hes less about at 6,600 points to go now Thank you very much. my music is in my stash 2NEW SONGS under trackz please rate!!!!!!....and yep i rap>>>@ fubar Hi friends , My friends in a contest and Im asking will ya come & vote for him just ckick on his pic and bomb away. Thanks , Lisa
Fuckin' Fibromyalgia!!!
Some days it just doesn't pay to be alive. I don't know how many people are aware of my disease or know what it is. I am not here now to educate you, if you are reading this I'm sure you can find some info online. I am here strictly to try to maintain my sanity and get through the fucking EXCRUCIATING PAIN that I am currently in. It is such that I am basically trapped in my own fucking mind. I can barely walk right now. This means that I must use a goddamn wheelchair to get around. I'll be 30 on 09/09, yet I feel 130. A crazy, horny guy trapped in the body of a doddering old man. I know life ain't fair, but shit, enough is enough. I know that the docs can do more to control my pain, but it seems that they are afraid of my becoming an addict. This seems to me to be counter-intuitive. wouldn't helping control my pain be more conducive to my mental health? Don't make no sense to me, but I'm the guy trembling with tears streaming down his face.
Piece Of Eight
I am now managing a new local band called Piece of Eight. You can check em' out on myspace at: The myspace site was just started, so there is no music or anything yet, but stop by anyway and show em' your support!
Pain In The Grass
Hello Friend's Put Your Mark On My Guest Book!!! Thanks
Day To Day Stuff
It's been one week! One week smoke free! DAMN RIGHT! I quit thinkin about cigs a long-ass time ago. Like 2 days into it. :wink wink: I'm so damn proud of myself. I am so thankful for SNUS! Fk yeah! You know what really bothers me?? All these people here on fubar and Myspace and everywhere around the US and I'm sure all over the world that are just so damn slutty. I'm talking about showing off their tougue piercigs CONSTANTLY, like it's second nature. In pictures!! Videos!! AHHH! It's so disgusting! Like I give a flying fuck what you have in your damn mouth! YES I used to have my tongue pierced. NO I NEVER USED IT FOR SEX. NO I DIDN"T get it pierced FOR SEX. I got it pierced because I wanted it pierced. I loved getting piercings, and I still do, but I don't do it anymore, mainly because I have a hard time healing piercings and, well... I've basically had everything pierced at least once - above the naval. I will not pierce anything below that. Personal preference. ANYWAY.
Wisdom Teeth
Has anyone here ever had to go get their wisdom teeth token out?? cause i will have to go get mine removed cause it hurts so much :(
Cleavage Wins Boob Job
MEN'S magazine Zoo has been blasted for a sleazy competition that invites male readers to "win" their girlfriend a boob job by sending in shots of her cleavage. Women's health groups have attacked the magazine, branding the competition a poor-taste publicity stunt that is unethical and possibly even illegal. "I'm disgusted and appalled, and very doubtful they can even offer major body modification as a prize," said public health researcher Dr Jenny O'Dea of the University of Sydney. "You simply cannot treat women in this way, like objects there for men's satisfaction." Zoo Weekly magazine has launched the online competition offering $10,000 breast implants as a prize to the girl "who deserves it most". "One lucky Zoo reader will be able to give his girlfriend the ultimate present," said magazine editor Paul Merrill. "It's impossible to think of a more romantic gift than new breasts. It's the gift that keeps on giving." The magazine has called for men, or their girl
Another Loss In Entertainment
He made answers questions and vowels commodities Merv Griffin's life was a medley of success: Creator of TV icons "Jeopardy!" and "Wheel of Fortune," talk show impresario and, ultimately, business tycoon. By Dennis McLellan, Los Angeles Times Last update: August 12, 2007 – 9:05 PM Print this story E-mail this story Save to Share on newsvine Share on Digg Related Content Talk show host Merv Griffin speaks in front of a television audience. The entertainer and entrepreneur has died at age 82. Associated Press Griffin's empire Audio: Music from 'Jeopardy' Audio: Merv Griffin says daytime TV was special Audio: Merv Griffin talks about 'Jeopardy' and 'Wheel of Fortune' More from Obituaries He made answers questions and vowels commodities Deaths elsewhere Griffin's empire Deaths elsewhere Bob Madryga tried to keep kids out of trouble LOS ANGELES - Merv Griffin, a onetime big-band singer who leveraged his later career as a TV talk-show hos
I was sitting here, when I heard the phone ring. I reached over, and picked it up. I saw on the caller ID that it was my mom. Okay, that's weird...she was just here this morning. I answered the phone. me "hey mom" mom "great grandma died" me "what? we were just talking about her" mom "I know. she died about 20 minutes ago" me "wow, okay..." mom "i'll talk to you later, I have to call everyone else" me "k, bye mom" mom "bye" My great-grandmother, a widow of the past 16 years, died today at the age of 99 years old! I'm in shock. When I was young, my great grandmother and I were fairly close. She would tell me stories about her life growing up while she played with my hair. I loved my great grandmother so much. As she aged, she devoloped Altzheimerz. She got to the point where she was mean to everyone, and then where she didn't know anybody. So while my mom was here this morning, she recieved a call on her cell phone and told me to write down the name Jenni
Cross The States Trip
I am taking my first trip across the states. I am going to be taking a 15 month old. I need to know what I should take for him, to play with etc. He does good on long car trips. I also need help about food and snacks. Due to medical problems fast food needs to be limited to a minimum. Any tips would be great too.
Words Of Madness
I seem to remember a time not so very long ago when the priority was different. Maybe it was foolish of me to consider that my charms wouldn't or couldn't have worn off so quickly. That the desire of and excitement of words spoken earnestly would last. Hours upon hours it seemed that those words were exchanged, and everything else melted into the background. But now it's so real isn't it? The fact that I'm a fucking nutjob. The complicated bullshit that surrounds my daily existence. And I'm so caught up in it, and I'm dragging you down into it. And I'm bitter that you can sleep and that you are so free. I am jealous that you have choice and that you are not bound. I hate that I have to wait for you. I always have to wait for you. I needed you today, and all I wanted to do was to talk to you. Bad things happened to me today. Bad words said by worse people. And it hurts, and I'm hurting and it won't stop. Then again, what words do I have anymore that are meaningful or attr
Dear Diary
i just want to remind myself of this since i am on vacation and have no concept of time!
We Were Drinking Like The End Was Not In Sight
Tonight I'm in the city, and it's like Disneyland, but I'm sick and tired and I can't wait to get back home again. And I have this dream... you'll be waiting there. What I really mean is I wish you were here. I'm sending you this postcard to tell you that I'm fine, and to let you know wherever I go you never leave my mind.
We Are Fading Away
State Police Warning To Women
This is a Warning to all women that can also be found on If a person with the screen name of--RatBonesBlakStar-- contacts you...DO NOT REPLY or DO NOT TALK to this person.... DO NOT answer any IM or Email. Whoever this person maybe, they are a SUSPECT in the death of 56 women(so far) contacted through the Internet. These 2 screen names have been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, Excite, and MySpace so far reported. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!! Again this story and info can be found on Please alert all your family and friends that engage with strangers on the internet. If you are contacted by this person, notify the FBI in your area.
What A Kiss Means
Zodiac Signs and the way they Kiss Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone. Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on. Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations. Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go. Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing, you expect applause for your performance. Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished. Libra: You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses. Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you. Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more. Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day. Aquarius: You
My B-day Pimpout From My Friends
Ok everyone yoday is this awesome womans go give her some birthday spankins!!! LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'wishful thinking' on '2007-08-13 12:42:32')
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he
So I put in my notice yesterday that today was going to be my last day and strangely, I have never been happier. I was really starting to get tired of all the morons that came to Wal-Mart, walk halfway down the checkout lane just to ask me if I was open. Well, no shit moron. Do you think that I am standing here for my own enjoyment? What is with these people. Do they take stupid pills for breakfast or something? Anyway, no more of that. Thank God. I still think that they need to put up a buzzer at the doors and lets people know if they are stupid or not. Well, I'm done ranting for now.
Womens Dictionary
WOMENS DICTIONARY Body: Dictionary for women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour wri
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
Hind Lick
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The Woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
well it was my first day back at work today and it is the same rubbish as before i went on holiday. so feeling depressed glad i came on here as i could see the lady my heart wants to go to. wish i could leave this country to go to this lady dreams can hurt my heart is longing for love
22 Way's To Be Happy
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I 'm sorry, " loo k the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionat ely. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievem
My Daughter
My First Blog
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed --Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a
Hey all just a reminder for those who dont know ill be out of town in michigan from this morning till late late late Tuesday night and ill be unreachable until then so i will see you all Wednesday sometime you all have a great weekend! March 11th will be when my vip status ends and thats the last day i will be on fubar after that i will be deleting fubar any friends still wishing to talk to me i have myspace and yahoo so let me know if u wanna continue to contact me. at the end of the week im leaving fubar if anyone still wishes to stay in contact i have myspace and yahoo and msn messenger so let me know.
U Close To Leveling?
Then hit this link up and rate and comment helps u out, me out, and the host of the contest out....a WIN WIN WIN!! Who could ask for anything more!! LOL...
Serious Information Please Pass It On
STATE POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS* Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of RatBonesBlakStar or contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen,
Looking For Interesting Ppl..holla At Me...
hey hey... go ahead and sign my guestbook... i would like to know wre my peeps are from.. Holla at ur boy... Hey name is Tommy aka Zane24... so check me out rate me..add as a friend.. or add as a fan..its all good.. Well Holla at ur boy... yep finally getting over the frustration.... im getting the hang of fubar..damn bout time well hope ppl keeps coming and checking me out i am maybe ill come across urs...Holla...
The Beatles
I was alone, I took a ride I didn't know what I would find there Another road where maybe I could see another kind of mind there Ooo, then I suddenly see you Ooo, did I tell you I need you Every single day of my life You didn't run, you didn't hide You know i wanted just to hold you And had you gone, you knew in time We'd meet again for I had told you Ooo, you were meant to be near me Ooo, and I want you to hear me Say we'll be together every day Got to get you into my life What can I do, what can I be When I'm with you I want to stay there If I'm true I'll never leave And if I do I know the way there Ooo, then I suddenly see you Ooo, did I tell you I need you Every single day of my life Got to get you into my life I was alone, I took a ride I didn't know what I would find there Another road where maybe I could see another kind of mind there Ooo, then I suddenly see you Ooo, did I tell you I need you Every single day (Help) I need somebody (Help) No
Guess My Gender
Sorry I'll Be Gone A Bit
Its Time
so it has happend..... someone on here has actually pissed me completely off and i can not wait to hear what you have to say about it..... I considered a man on this site a close friend of mine and we had some very good times together talking and chatting it up with the ladies and just us together.... I called this guy brother.... It did not take long for things to come between us after we had just gotten so close. my friends warned me he was not good for me and would turn his back on me and i told them i disagreed and stood up for him.... well recently i have come to find out that this guy has stabbed me completely in the back and said that i should be deleted for things i was doing on here....check fat sonnys blog if you wish to know what this is.... But now i have a few words to say about this slimy so called friend of mine.... when i saw what you said i was appalled and i wish that you where close enough for me to deck in the face when i saw that cuz it would
ok i know i said to a few i was writing a blog about something well going to the store and i will bb to finish it...sorry was on the phone and got booted so i have to re-do it.... bb soon and i hope it des not change the way u think of me when u read my next blog.... thank u..... me....
What The Hell Is Wrong With People!!!!!
Yes, It's another installment of beware the douchebag. This one is not only a downrater but, is actually a guy and not the girl you see in the pics. I say everyone that reads this should go and show this fake some 1 loving followed with a block. Anyone that hits him good, let me know and I'll throw a gift your way. This guy rated me a 1. When I went to repay the favor, Your gonnaTNT@ fubar have to see for yourself. I know this is gonna sound harsh but I don't give a fuck. If you've ever read my page you would know that. And to the 10 people that have read it thank you. Now then I would like to start by saying that I love talking to everyone on here and I'm glad that so many people have felt they could share their stories and their problems with me. I don't mind at all, really if I can help just one person through a tough time or just give them a virtual shoulder to cry on then I feel I have helped the world in the best way I ca
GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION: 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, spinning classes (whatever that is) and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you should be in drag, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and
Life Is Ironic
It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me Its so ironic your what I had pictured you to be But there are facts in our lives We can never change Just tell me that you understand and you feel the same This perfect romance that Ive created in my mind Id live a thousand lives Each one with you right by my side But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance And so it seems like well never have the chance Aint it funny how some feelings you just cant deny And you cant move on even though you try Aint it strange when your feeling things you shouldnt feel I wish this could be real Aint it funny how a moment could just change your life And you dont want to face whats wrong or right Aint it strange how fate can play a part In the story of your heart Sometimes I think that a true love can never be I just believe that somehow it wasnt meant for me Life can be cruel in a way that I cant explain And I dont think that I could face it all again I barely
I Am A Cop
I am a COP Mr. Citizen, it seems you've figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I'm the bogeyman and then you're shocked when they identify/associate with my traditional enemy.... the criminal! You accuse me of coddling criminals.... until I catch your kids doing wrong. You may take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer for having one cup. You pride yourself on your manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles. You raise Cain with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you. You know all the traffic laws.... but you've never gotten a single ticket you deserve. You shout "FOUL" if you observe me driving f
For The Guys
About Me:
I am what I am... true to myself, looking for just the right person and having fun until I figure out who that is. I am a student of history, just finishing up on my Master's degree in history, (yes even old people go back to school, try it you will like it!!!)... Some things are worth trying once, some worth trying twice... As many knew, i was MasterWizard r/t slave for awhile... We also were old grade school friends as well. This was in today local paper. I pasted it just the was it was listed... He will be missed, just not by family but also by all who knew him, in person and online as well as in business. I lost a great friend when he passed away, even though he was mad as hell at me lately. Rest in Peace dear friend.... Terry Ginder SPRINGFIELD - Terry "Wizard" Ginder, 53, of Springfield died Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007, at his home. Terry was born July 2, 1954, in Springfield, the son of Jack Ginder and Juanita Faulkner. He married Ann E. Elfgen on Sept. 24, 1998;
I am going to adding naughties at lvl 15 and every five levels after that I am hoping that this will get things rolling for me lol. Please help me get some up on Wednesday. Plz help me much love If you are a fan tell me
Ay ya'll, I'm just tryna get away for about a week. Not really a vacation, just need to think and spend time in a different environment. I don't really even want to do nothing while I'm there, I just don't wanna be fucked with by anyone...police especially. I already have credit with airtran and a hookup on a hotel.... just need a place to go. I wanna keep it in the US because I don't wanna wait on a passport. I'm thinking about some where with a beach, never been to miami. suggestions welcome Thanks in advance
Baddman(part 1)
I have been told i am a Badd Badd Man.... and she is so true... i have been told im a pig where i am not i'm a dogg,thats y i ware the dogg morph if u havent notice.... to start this out i think u all should know 2002 my ex wife took wat ment so much to me those were my babies....that is where it all beggins...i had to get them out of my head the best i knew how and that didnt even work... but here goes..i started on AOL n Yahoo meet anormous amounts of women hopeiing to free my mind of my children,never thought about wat i was really doing or who iwas really hurting...i try not to lie in my ventures but shit happens..i thrived on poisoning the brains of women and steeling their hearts just to get into their panties and help me forget wat ment the most to me....i recently then started a book thinking i could make tons of money off wat i was the behalf of women so they would know wat to really look for...but at the same time i was going to make it a double b
WORLD WAR III IS COMING President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's him." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?" Bush turns to the bartender and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".
Fallen 3id Soldier
Soldier Killed Reported by: Charles Vance/WCIA 3 Monday, Aug 13, 2007 @04:06pm CST Another Illinois serviceman has been killed in Iraq. Twenty-four-year-old Spc. Justin Penrod of Mahomet was killed with several other men when an IED exploded in a building he was searching. This was Penrod's second tour in Iraq. His family said Penrod was a family man who loved his wife Christina and eight-month-old son, Colin. They said it was that love for them that pushed him to reenlist in the army and serve a second tour in Iraq so that he could make the money they needed for a good life. "He wanted to make his family proud and i believe Justin did that," said his Stepmother, Diana Penrod. "Justin loved his country He knew going into this what he had to face. He knew the consequences." Penrod's long time friend and neighbor, John Scott said he still can't believe he is gone but he knows deep down that Justin is alright. "I'm taking it as Justin is still running around out here with
Links To Help You Add Stash,pictures To Level Up
Wow have I got the goodies for all of you to help you on leveling up. These are some great links to help you go about your search to make leveling easier. So this helps both of us you get more points and Its easier to level with alot pictures and stash. Check these links out. Thank you to The Confederate Bombers for allowing me to share them with you. Please stop by and show them some love. There profile link is at the bottom of these great sites. MUSIC: GAMES: PSYCHEDELIC ART ANIMATION CODES: YOU HAVE TO REGISTER TO USE IT, BUT IT IS FREE. IF YOU HAVE PICS THAT YOU HAVE SAVED TO YOUR COMPUTER, YOU CAN CLICK ON THE UP
Military Supporter Contest Please Help.
My Thoughts
 "I hate the way you talk to me,             The way you cut your hair.  I hate the way you drive my car.             I hate it when you stare.  I hate your big dumb combat boots,             And the way you read my mind.  I hate you so much it makes me sick             It even makes me rhyme.  I hate the way you're always right
Adult Talk
About 15 months ago I did a mumm called "Should I do this" the funny thing was it was my first mumm asking about doing a photoshoot for free to any lucky lady (for me preferably a BBW). I actually got ripped by a couple of people, one was a complete A$$. He actually put down get pics of soldiers raping teen Iraqi girls and piling dead bodies in pyrimands. At first of course I was angry cause people thought I was out to label and do a bad thing. Maybe in thier eyes I was, but in my eyes I was thinking I was going to celebrate life with my return to the USA. I'm not angry but you know whats funny is it really hurts that there will always be people that will say bad things about us (military). This is not so much for the fact they may hate the military or was maybe discharged baddly or refused entry, for the fact that was going to try something that I feel I worked very hard to return for. I have traveled over 3/4 of the country of Iraq, been fired up and return fire, I've even se

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