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The Lorf Files
Ok, a few of you have asked me about what LORF means or what the hell am I saying. I thought this might help. And, if any of you have Lorf moments you wish to share, feel free! The word was an accident in its beginning, ok, more than one accident contributed to its existance. Several years ago, I was at a race track for a weekend of motorcycle racing. I was a bit drunk as I recall, (ok, what I was told) standing by the bonfire so big that could signal in the space shuttle, eating some saltines that I guess someone figured I needed to sober up. Some one that was probably just as blasted as I was came up with the idea to build a ramp to jump this said fire. After a few highly intelligent people with motorized vehicles made amazing jumps and survived, a few others would also jump by running and jumping. For the most part, they made it. At least none needed medical care. Now, it also needs to be said here that this fire was built on dirt, well away from paved part of the
My Poetry
Do you know... Do you know I love you? That I want you in my world. Do you know I love you? That I still have love for you, even when I'm upset. Do you know I love you? No matter what happens in this life, You have been & will always be a big part of my life. Do you know I love you? When I cry & nobody can cheer me up, somehow you always do. Do you know I love you? When I achieve something & I'm excited, You are not only excited for me, but are proud & supportive of me too. This I can honestly ask, Do you know I love you? More than waking up in the morning. More than the smell of the first rain. More than relaxing at the beach. More than watching birds fly over head. More than seeing, hearing, smelling anything in God's reach. Because of you I now know, Whatever happens in my life, Whatever I accomplish, whatever I choose to do, You will always love me, & I hope you really know How much I will always love you. By: Neka Nicole Kirtley Copyright ©2007 Neka
Sweepstakes Prizes
Today (8.September.2008}I recieved a call on my Cellphone and was told Fantastic News!According to this 'Cashman Sweepstakes Cash give-away',I'm to recieve a check for $500,000 The 10th of Sept.As ~2nd Place WINNER~.....the Person whom I spoke w/ asked me personal info ?'s for delivery of this incoming cash prize & Everything,yet I'm Still finding this "unbelievable" until Wednesday is here.. I Need Peoples' Advice..Quicklike! (In Comments)or priVate mssges}Plz_If the Check really comes ,Should I Cash it?Are these winnings truely real?I honestly,Never won a red cent in my Life!But this has somewhat changed if everything goes the right way..The I.R.S will hate me whenever I Buy my new Dreamhouse soon!!I know they'll get there fukkin taxes though if I Really Won.. I'm worried its some type of gimmick!maybe to get me into debt if i have to pay that much back..
Pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got bought in the FETISH auciton!!! Please show my new owner some sweet lovin she deserves! Just click on her pick to check out the hottest pirate on fubar! brought to you by the happily owned Durty Dee
The Spotted Train! Hop On Board! (47 Riders Room For More!)
Hop on Board it's The Spotted Train! To join this train all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train Please be sure to put something in the friend request like "I'm seeing spots!", or "I Love Dalmations!" Well you get the idea! If you already have them on your list be sure to re-rate them if you can and leave a profile comment on their page saying you are "Riding the spotted train!" or something of the sorts! You must F/R/A everyone on this train! Also everyone that joins after you as well! Or you may be removed from the train! Official Spotted Train Tag If you would like an official tag for the train please rate the folder starting with this picture. Leave a comment on the last picture so I know you have rated all 50 of the pictures and that you wish a tag to be made. Once you have finished with the list please send a PM (Private Message) to me ~ Snugglebunny ~ your hostess/engineer that you have finished
Go Green
Are you doing your part to save the environment? Little changes is all it take, recycle a can, recycle a newspaper, buy a filter at home and give up the bottled water, buy energy saving appliances and light bulbs every little effort will make a difference. Join our Train and start Going Green for the planet. Fan/Rate/Add all members. If they are already your friends, leave a comment "I'm ready to Go Green". Please start by rating all pics in this folder starting with this one and send me a private message when you are finished everything. TOGETHER we can make a difference. FOUNDER luBell240-~-ShAdOwLeVeLeR@ fubar MEMBERS Kat1114 {SHADOW LEVELERS} Owned by YEAHMON, Owner of Yeahmon, Blueeyes, Farscapecat & Amanda@ fubar ~Yeahmon~Shadow Leveler co-leader{Keeper of Yeahmon's Angels}PLEASE READ PROFILE@ fubar Farscapecat@ fubar ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Scarlett~@ fubar
One For The New Members
WELCOME TO FUBAR! What you need to do is upload some pictures! The more pictures you have the more points! Until you are a level (1), all you can do is rate profiles and pictures. So right now, upload pictures. Then what you can do is rate people's profiles and do friend requests. You ONLY rate people 10 (or 11 if VIP). NEVER rate any profile or picture under a 10. To view people's pictures, you click on their profile picture. It will take you to their folders. I have some folders that people can't see unless they are my friend. So you need to be sure to rate the profile and send a friend request. When you become level (1), you need to rate the profiles, FAN them, and send a friend request. Some people will not accept friend requests unless you say something in the friend request so keep that in mind. Some people do not accept friend requests unless you have a salute photo. A salute photo is a picture of you holding a piece of paper with your fubar name and id number
Stuff
Some peopl​e! '​ snort​ed a man stand​ing behin​d me in the long line at the groce​ry store​. ​'You would​ think​ the manag​er would​ pay atten​tion & open anoth​er line,​ '​said a woman​.​ I looke​d to the front​ of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dress​ed,​ young​ woman​,​ tryin​g to get the machi​ne to accep​t her credi​t card. ​No matte​r how many times​ she swipe​d it, the machi​ne kept rejec​ting it. '​It'​s one of them welfa​re card thing​s.​ Peopl​e need to get a job like every​one else,​'​ said the man stand​ing behin​d me. The young​ woman​ turne​d aroun​d to see who had made the comme​nt.​ 'It was me,' he said,​ point&
Chaotic Is Looking For A New Play Toy For A Month=)
OK,we did it again, i guess we get bored easy, giveaways with NO time limit for we have lives out side of here and NO hurry. so if ya all get a minute or 2 and want to pop in on one or all of us you are welcome too HUGGZZZ ALL AND THANK YOU ALL FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE!!!=) ============ OK,♦♦Queen♦♦ needs 50,000 rates/comments to receive a 150 credit bling pack... !!=) ================ OK,♥ Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$ ♥ needs 50,000 rate/comments to receive a 150 credit bling pack !!=) ================== OK, ♥~Bratt~♥ needs 50,000 rate/comments to receive a 150 credit bling pack !!=) THANK YOU ALL FOR HAVING PATIENCE WITH US HYPER ONES... LOVE YA ALL.
Happy Birthday Tappinit!
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Moment In Clarity In This Hectic Life...
i had a coversation with my son very recently... haveing a long and bumpy history...sometimes words can never even begin to express all those missed conversations... and as HE said to ME... MOM... LETS NOT EVEN GO THERE, CUZ ALL THATS MATTERS IS THAT I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS HAVE... i told him many years ago...all he or i ever have to do is close our eyes and he feels me as i him... sometimes all that matters is that hold around our hearts... MY HEART BEATS STRONGER NOW... and i and so greatful!!!
I Wanna Lick Bob!!
Well, I am here to tell you that I think I found (well, someone else did, but i'm borrowin' it) the most sexilicious fucking picture of Bob that I have EVER seen!! I know you people out there are tired of me saying I Wanna LICK BOB, so I figured since I came across that photo I found myself wandering into new territory. And I felt a new feeling come over me. I just knew that I wanna lick Bob's finger...you know like you see in the films no one talks about! Well, not maybe that raunchy but more like dippin' the tip of Bob's finger in some exotic chocolate sauce and then lettin' him gently rub it across my lips. And then oh so gently I lick Bob's finger...of course, all this happens once I've gotten him so fucking drunk that lettin' a fat lady with sultry blue eyes ravish his long ass finger just seemed like a good idea at the time. Well, maybe that might seem farfetched for you, but from my end of the street all paths lay ahead of me. Anything is possible...even a BADASS RO
Bob And The Wilde Fubar'd Goddess
For all you people out there, once again, BOB is KID ROCK!! Yes, I am feeling quite quixotic (like our little mood smilies) about Bob these days. When I close my eyes to sleep at night, I think of Bob. Wouldn't it be grand if dreams really came true? But what the HEY! If I am dreamin' then I might as well dream of us sipping some good whiskey, chasin' it with a little Coca Cola, me battin' my pretty blue yes, him winkin' his sexylicios little wink, and then doing a little lickin' to wrap up the night...RIGHT? So, if you happen to read my blogs and actually KNOW KID ROCK, then would you please tell him I am still waitin' for HIM to show up for a family BBQ and some beer? It is an open invitation!! ANYTIME!! and you don't HAVE to do anything but show up, dammit! Listen, I'm here to tell you one thing...Well, Kid said it best, but I don't jest... YOU AIN'T NEVER MET A MOTHER FUCKER QUITE LIKE ME!!! SO...on with the party, so I can get to the lickin' part!! **wink
Poems
i once thought id be missed if i left this cold world would u wonder... if i never came back friends i thought once might... were never really there... i realise i am alone everyday is a reminder of being so alone if i didnt wake up would u even miss me wonder what happened to my always smilling face... I was never really smilling just always made it seem that way i was the strong one and you oh so weak but here u are surrounded by love and friendship and im sitting here alone wonder why im even here there is only so much... one person can take and as i reach for someone no ones ever there im always here to lisent yet no ones ever there this blade is all i have broken heart... Bruises... they are my company if i called ur name would u even notice would u hear my cries for help sitting here bleeding feeling the relief i accept my lonelyness realising its all i have.... All in a day She ties her shoe, Leather straps disappear. Fashion trend- p
Reasons Not To Vote For Obama
What if I told you that Barack Obama plans to dismantle our US Military by cutting funding, would you believe me? What if I stated that he plans to dramatically reduce spending on nuclear defense systems, would you call me crazy? Finally, what if I told you that Obama refuses to develop nuclear weapons and plans to eliminate our nuclear weapons arsenal, our last line of defense in desperate times, would you call me a liar? For all the reasons stated above, I refuse to tell you those things about Barack. I am going to let HIM tell you. I need your rates... I am 1.3 mil from GODFATHER I have auto 11's on from 630am pst Oct 30 - Oct 31 Make Me A GODFATHER "RadioGuy"@ fubar So roll out those 11's Rate all my pics I want to be GODFATHER I have auto 11's on from 630am pst Oct 30 - Oct 31 "RadioGuy"
Hacked Or Virus..not Sure Which
not sure whats really been going on been having problems with my computers..so have not been on here much last few days. Plus fact , I been working alot of hours at work for bonus. I finally managed to get on ut still have some problems. My desk top.. I can get onto yahoo for a second..then flips over to a white screen saying .. done. It will not let me stay on fubar page. Thats mainly the problem with that computer..plus my screen saver isn't working. As for my laptop. The wireless part is not working..but when hook the cable from the router to it.. I can get on. So, anyways... will have to be working on computers this weekend to get them working well. Thanks for all the oomments. Sorry have not made it on to return them.
My Grandma
She was born in 1918. The youngest of five, born to a conservative couple in Eaton, IN. She had five older brothers. Her father was a Secret Service agent until she was three years old. They then moved to Michigan for a time, only to return back to indiana when she was about 12. She married my grandfather at the age of 20. Nine months later my uncle was born, followed a year later by my aunt. In 1943, my mom was born. My grandpa, soon after, left grandma. They divorced in 1944. He offered no support to her, so she went to work at Goodyear. Here, she helped manufacture tires for military vehicles in support of WWII. She was an original "Riveting Rosie". She raised her three kids alone until she met a local merchant that owned his business. She would never want again. She became the first female business owner in Muncie, Indiana when her husband passed in 1971 of cancer. She successfully served this community until 1980, when she decided to retire. In the interim, she had rema
Ufc Shocker - Tko!!!
What the heck happened on Saturday? Looked like Chuck was in a groove and then all of sudden from outta nowhere, Rashad lands the TKO!!!...
End Of Summer
Just wanna say a quick hello to everyone! Hope everyones had a great summer!! School has finally started so I have a lil more free time but not much! My daughter is in gymnastics, my son is in cub scouts, and ive been baby-sittin and also gettin involved with scouts and different things that will be goin on at school. I am sorry to everyone for not bein around and not bein here to chit-chat but I hope yall understand why I cant be on like I use to. Anyway hope everyone is doin great and hope to catch up with yall sometime soon!! XOXO
Pryers Needed Plz Show Her Sum Prayer
if u are on my friends list i hope u will join me in keep this wonderful woman in prayer she was just rush to the Hospital about 20 minutes ago so please join me in praying for her and her family and that God will put his Healing Hands upon her ty so very much and God Bless ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼~Promoter @ Your Naughty Fantasy@ fubar
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Escape
I need a place to escape,somewhere far from here. Somewhere in the sun,farway from the sad. Somewhere I don't have to pretend. Somewhere I can think clearly. Somewhere it will last forever. Somewhere it is true. Somewhere the touch is real. Somewhere far from here. I need to escape.
My Umbrella....thanks Hazel
View my page on MuMMers What Your Blue Umbrella Says About You When faced with adversity, you can be counted on. You rise to the occasion when things are tough, and you are very dependable. You are cool and laid back. Everyone finds you easy to get along with. You are a good communicator and conversationalist. People pour their hearts out to you. On a rainy day: you should spend the day catching up with your closest friends The Umbrella Test
"passion's Arrow"
"Passion's Arrow" A curious arrow Spirals through a chaotic forest; Grazing the surface of a few, But piercing the heart of a deer. As it travels through Coming to rest inside a doe. The forceful arrow Almost seems to calm; for a moment; Until the intense anguish begins to blind the victims. The wide-eyed deer and whimsical doe, Find each other through the arrow’s connection, The tracks of their lives, forever crossed. The once intense arrow Has lost its power when it started to be overcome. The deer and the doe – cured; When the arrow began to fade. But they will always be connected, The scars of an arrow can never be abandoned.
Memories And Whispers
Memories And Whispers whispers breeze fluttering by on satin lies told when young and each day was won tickles and hugs of gentle moments in the sun these are things that memory brings when sitting alone drinking in that last memory, savoring it's purity, rolling it around your teeth cross velvet tongues and ruby lips praying that this memory would never end fallen enthralled maybe comatose towards a brief respite an ominous portend of hellish days and wintry nights which do blend, ascend and transcend normalcy only to have memory rescind my lonely trend and disavow my lady friend sweet memory of long dead things driving me towards an insane end
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My Student Lan Ii
I couldn't be prouder than a peacock for my ESL student Lan. We have both been asked to make a presentation speech for our annual awards banquet later this month. This is in addition to the presentation we made at the orientation for new teachers two weeks ago. She has worked hard to get to this point in less than two years. She has gone from not speaking or reading a word of english in 2000 to being tested in May and acheiveing nearly a 10th grade level in reading comprehension. I was told by my supervisor that she has only one level left in our program before she will have to seek help elsewhere if she wishes to continue studying english. We are looking for additional resources to help her continue. One option is to become a tutor herself but she is not that confident right now. That will come in time.
A Dear Friend
A very dear friend of mine was shot and killed by police sunday night. his girlfriend call police for help because Steve was talking suicide. His mother recently passed away and he was very depressed. A cry for help resulted in death. He had a shotgun in his back yard, wouldnt drop it the first time asked, fired it in the air and they ( the police ) opened fire. Why wasnt someone there to talk to him, to help him get help? Does society not care anymore when you cry out for help. Please keep his family in your prayers, as he was a very sweet and upstanding citizen, business owner and had many friends.
Birthday Blog
I'm holding a contest for my birthday. Would like to be a PROPHET before or on my birthday. My birthday is September 30. So here it goes. It will be a bombing family contest. So lets see who has the best bombing family on fubar. The prizes will very. 1st place 30 day blast & 400,000 fubucks 2nd place 7 day blast & 300,000 fubucks 3rd place 3 day blast & 200,000 fubucks 4th place 1 day blast & 100,000 fubucks All prizes will go to the families home page. This will be a comment bommbing contest. Comments count as 1 point and rates count as 10 comments per rate. No you don't have to r/f/a the host to enter or bomb in the contest but it would be nice if you would. Please NO DRAMA, NO CHEATING, NO BLANK COMMENTS. Please don't start any drama if you do your familt will be disqualified and removed and I will not read your family for any reason. The contest will start as soon as I have enough families enter. Private message the host to enter or if you have any ques
Fantasy Report
I got killed this week, lost by 50 points. It was rather ugly. My best player was my kicker, and everyone else seemed to take the week off. In my defense, it was my bye week for half my team, and I cobbled together a lineup, but it should have been closer. An add factoid, in four years, six leagues, I've never beaten the person I played against. I'm hoping I break this ugly pattern sometime this year, but who knows. In Nascar, Jimmy Johnson got first, and Joey Logano got close to last, and I lost by 30 again. Johnson has finished high each week, and I'm 2-3 the last 5 weeks, because whoever I match him with runs like shit. I still have high hopes for football, I can't wait for the Nascar to end, just a few more weeks, thank God! I somehow missed a week, so it must have been bad. But this week, when by all rights and means I should have lost, I actually won. And let me tell you, it was butt pckeringly tight. I had a decent lead going into monday night, and his one player did
Homeless In Nashville
I may be homeless but I’m not a bad person. I am homeless I don’t drink I don’t do drugs And I don’t steal Because I am homeless You want to hide me Ship me to another town or state If you can’t see me I’m no longer a problem I have problems Thay can be helped Don’t call me names As they do hurt They can and do hinder my path Put me on the path to regain my life I will not hurt you I just want to talk to you Please treat me the way you want to be treated And I will do the same I may be homeless But I’m not a bad person By Cathy Labeling the Homeless … We are not all the same. Not all homeless people are "drunks, or addicts". I am currently homeless and I do not drink or do drugs. There are a variety of reasons for being homeless and not all of them have to do with drinking or drugs. Yes some may be where they are due to personal addictions but there are more out there due to mental illness.
Members List
P.h.a.t.t.y Girls/Lovers (Pretty, Hot And Tempting To You) This is a family for BBW and the people that admire them. There will be absolutely no drama, or rudeness towards any member. If you are a member and feel you have been insulted or talked to in an unnecessary manner, please report it to the owner and the situation will be handled. We are a family and will treat each other respectfully. To join this family you must rate, fan and add all of the members. Also you must send each member a box of chocolates with one of the following printed in the message box. Women = "Phatty Girl" Men = "I love a Phatty Girl" Once you have done the above, private message me to be added to the list. To get your Phatty Girl/ Lover tag, you must go to my photos and rate the folder labeled for Phatty Girl Tag. When completed private message me requesting your tag. You can start you rates with this pic.... Here is your Hostess: Bisexcee~~~Owner of "Phatty Girls"~~~@
Hh Birthday Party
Couldn't Think Of A Better Way To Celebrate A Birthday Then By Having A Happy Hour! His Celebration Will Begin At 2:00pm Fu-Time! Save Your 11's And Strap In For A Great Time! 2.1 Million To Disciple. Let's See If We Can Get Him There! Go To Tappinit's Page Fan/Add/Rate/Bling Him As Hard As You Can! He has a Heart of Gold .. or Silver ! He LOVES the drunken poultry! Put him in a Tiara and he'll probably DELETE!!! But the Doggie? That's what he does .... oops .. Loves the BEST! ~Tappinit~@ fubar To Keep The Party Going Tappinit's Owner, Linda Will Be Having Her Happy Hour At 3:00pm Fu-Time! So Save Some Birthday Cake For Her! ~Linda~@ fubar This Bulletin Made By...
Its All Just Gravy
It is easy to be happy when things are going your way and there are no obstacles to the things you desire in life. Today however, I realized that I have been joyfully happy for days, yet I have no car, my bills are crushing me, and it appears that everything is going to fall apart soon in the near future. Why am I happy? When I first asked myself this question I could not give an answer….but upon further reflection …I discovered that it was due to the fact that I finally just let go. There is only so much in life that I can do at one time…and even if the worst happens I will survive….life will go on …it will get better…and someday I will probably be back to this same situation because life is lived in cycles, cycles of good times, and then cycles of not so good times. It is the way of life. I am loved by my family. My family is relatively healthy, I have good friends, and I have a roof over my head. Everything else is gravy and I am very Happy!!!
Food For Thought
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes. The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the enti
Friend Referral Contest!!!!!!
fubarbarians! It's that time again. We are running the Official fubar Promoters Contest for September. We have some awesome prizes for people who can get the most friends to join Fubar this week! All you have to do is click on your invite link. You do NOT need to check in with anyone to enter. Just start inviting friends through your invite link and we will track the rest. Starting 9/8, invite as many people as you can and the top 5 users who get the most sign-ups out of their invites will win: 1st place: 1 Happy Hour ($100) 75 bling ($50) 30-day blast ($50) 1 t shirt ($24) Total value: $224 2nd place: 75 bling ($50), 7 day blast ($20) t shirt ($24) Total value: $94 3rd place: 7 day blast ($20) 25 bling ($20) t shirt ($24) Total value: $64 4th place: 3 day blast ($12) 12 bling ($10) t shirt ($24) Total value: $46 5th place: 12 bling ($10) t shirt ($24) Total value: $34 The contest starts 9/8 and ends next Monday. We will be doing daily tracki
Prayers For John!
Words From Hoakiegirls Blogs
PUMPKIN COOKIES (Chickasaw) 1/2 cup shortening 1 ½ cup cooked pumpkin 2 ½ cup of flour, less 2 tsp 4 tsp baking powder 1cup of raisins or dates 1 cup of chopped nuts 1 tsp lemon extract 1 1/4cup of brown sugar 2 eggs 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 tsp nutmeg 1/4 tsp ginger 1/2 tsp ginger 1/2 tsp cinnamon Cream shortening and sugar. Add eggs, pumpkin and spices. Blend well. Sift dry ingredients together and add to pumpkin mixture. Blend until smooth. Stir in raisins, nuts and flavoring. Drop by tsps onto greased cookie sheet. Bake at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Yield approx. 3 dozen. Hold on to what is good even if it is a handful of earth. Hold on to what you believe even if it is a tree which stands by itself. Hold on to what you must do even if it is a long way from here. Hold on to life even when it is easier letting go. Hold on to my hand even when I have gone away from you." Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father take
Another auction
I have joined another auction. (Peer pressure is a bitch!!!!) Here's the info so go bid bunches on me and make me feel loved. Please and Thank you!!!!!!! Check here to place your bids! Auction hosted by John(a/k/a RadioXshow)
Racers You Can Never Be Too Safe....
From today's Volusia News Journal: September 09, 2008 Driver critical after crash at local track By GODWIN KELLY Motorsports Editor DAYTONA BEACH -- Mike Corcoran had no pulse and was not breathing when Volusia Speedway Park emergency crew members came to the race driver's aid after a horrifying accident Saturday night at the half-mile dirt oval. "He was laying there, in the track, no helmet, blood was pooling," said an infield eyewitness, who asked not to be identified. "I was watching his feet. They never moved." Corcoran, a weekend racer from Holly Hill, was listed in critical condition at Halifax Medical Center on Monday night. In what veteran race fans and competitors described as the most disturbing racing accident they have ever seen, Corcoran was ejected from his Pure Stock race car after a violent blow to the undercarriage of his car from another competitor. According to various accounts, including a Volusia County Sheriff's incident report, Corcoran's r
Memories
If your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised about what people remember about you!
Lesson Learned " Nails In The Fence"
NAILS IN THE FENCE Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence) There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't l ose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence
Sesame Street Punk
This is a video that I made for my tech punk version of Sesame Street, called "Sesame Street Punk". It's only half way edited, so the lips vs the lyrics is like a kung fu movie. I might just keep it that way. lol. Oh In case you didn't notice, the intro is a Wendy and Lisa of Prince spoof. Oh and I did the voices. lol.
Birthday Spotlight
Birtday Spotlight These P.h.a.t.t.y Girls are celebrating a Birthday this month. Make sure to spoil them completely on their Special day.. §è××îî£å£åØwñw讧îñƒµl$ÞlåýÞèñ~$îñƒµl$¢®èw~£ºllîÞºÞGµ®lzǵlb@ fubar ♦DBrown1004♦Misfit Angels * Owned by Mizotte59 Fu Bad Girls Club@ fubar Remember to show much love for our Birthday Spotlight Members birthday_song - Hoops & Yoyo Birtday Spotlight These P.h.a.t.t.y Girls are celebrating a Birthday this month. Make sure to spoil them completely on their Special day.. Çãrø£: aKa"Qüêêñ ßëë"† RaTë §wãppër§†@ fubar Remember to show much love for our Birthday Spotlight Members
Major Stash And Mumm Changes Coming Soon
http://fubar.com/blog/9/873991 from Mikes page ouch don't want to see this happen, sometimes change is good but....... Major Stash and MUMM changes coming soon hey everyone, STASH: in the next week or 2 i'll be moving the Stash to some new equipment. instead of trying to get all the old stuff onto the new gear, we're just going to start fresh. once we move to the new equipment, the old stash entries will be gone forever. if you have anything important in your Stash that you'd like to keep, go into your stash, edit the entry, cut & paste it and mail it to yourself. when the new stash is live, you can then cut & paste the old items into the new stash and you'll be set. in addition to running on new equipment, i'm going to tweak some of the settings on the Stash's so that we can add more features to it later. one of these changes will be reducing the number of total stash entries you can have on your account. it will be a small number, probably around 15 to 25. the idea i
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Cam Time Folks
I got a cam and I got AIM, MSN and Yahoo butt still I havent gotten anyone to get naughty with me. Ok my cam doesnt work half the time butt still sometimes it does and I still can get people to do naughty things with their butts on cam for me. Somebody help me! I need some live naughty anal action folks!
Team @ Fu-angles
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! > > "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S > > > > ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! > > ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~ > > ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? > > The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) > > CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** > > ******JUICY DEE****** > > RedheadWitha6InchTongue > > MISSYBEAR"N.A.P. FAMILY RECRUITER&PROUD CLUB FAR M
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Democrat
I AM OPPOSED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND I WILL TELL YOU WHY.... Every State that seceded from the United States was a Democratic State.. Every man that shot Union soldiers was a democrat... Every man that loved slavery better than liberty was a democrat. The man that assinated Abraham Lincoln was a Democrat. Every man that sympathized with the assasin and every man that was glad that the noblest President ever elected wasa assinated was a democrat... Every man that wept over the corpse of slavery was a democrat. Every man that cursed Abraham Lincoln because he issued the Proclamation of emancipation- the grandest paper since the Declaration of Independance-everyone of them was a democrat SOLDIERS! EVERY SCARE YOU GOT ON YOUR HEROIC BODIES WAS GIVEN TO YOU BY A DEMOCRAT. EVERY SCAR, EVERY ARM, THAT IS LACKING, EVERY LIMB THAT IS GONE, EVERY SCAR IS A SOUVENIR OF A DEMOCRAT.
Calendar Contest
Just click on the pic & it will take you right to the Contest. The Contest ends Sept 30th so you can rate the pic as often as you can. Thank you.... Linda
I Really Have Had Fun On Fubar
I REALLY HAVE ENJOYED MYSELF ON FUBAR WONDERFUL PPL ON HERE AND THANX TO ALL FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY KISSES SASSI
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Updates On Mom
they took the vent tube out of mom yesterday and she is breathing well on her own and is already asking to come home.she is still real weak from the sedatives they had her on so she will more than likely be in for at least a few more days to get strong again and be able to take care of herself and what not. will post more later ok this past Saturday my mom had trouble breathing so i called the life squad and they took her to the hospital. when i get there with my great aunt they tell us that she has had a massive heart attack and that is why she was having trouble breathing. they put her in the ICU and have a ventilator on her to help clear out the water in her lungs but they are worried about her heart since it was weak to begin with before this last heart attack and they told my great aunt and I the she may not make it but they are also hopeful because of her numbers are doing so well while she is on the ventilator. for the next few days they are going to try and wing her off it and
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Trains, Rides & All Around Fubar
Number ~*~ Name ~*~ Date Completed 001) ~*~ UNREAL Train ~*~ 08/30/08 002) ~*~ WHISKEY Train ~*~ 08/30/08 003) ~*~ FAIRY Train ~*~ 08/31/08 004) ~*~ HAPPY BUNNY Train ~*~ 08/31/08// 005) ~*~ LAUGHTER Train ~*~ 08/31/08 006) ~*~ CHOCOLATE Train ~*~ 09/01/08 007) ~*~ FUBAR BLIMP Rides ~*~ 09/01/08 008) ~*~ LOVER of WOLVES Train ~*~ 09/02/08 009) ~*~ REACH for the STARS Train ~*~ 09/02/08 010) ~*~ Train F*A*R & BRING a FRIEND ~*~ 09/03/08 011) ~*~ JOKER Train ~*~ 09/04/08 012) ~*~ PHAROH'S MAGIC NUMBERS Train ~*~ 09/04/08 013) ~*~ TROPICAL DOLPHIN Swim ~*~ 09/05/08 014) ~*~ SMOOCHES Train ~*~ 09/05/08 015) ~*~ DOIN" IT DOGGY STYLE Train ~*~ 09/05/08 016) ~*~ ANIMAL LOVERS Club ~*~ 09/08/08 017) ~*~ DREAM CATCHERS Train ~*~ 09/09/08 018) ~*~ MERMAID ISLAND ~*~ 09/09/08 019) ~*~ Fubar's SHORT BUS ~*~ 09/09/08 020) ~*~ WILD DREAMLAND ~*~ 09/09/08 021) ~*~ WE WILL NEVER FORGET 9-11 Train ~*~ 09/11/08 022) ~*~ FREAKY Train ~*~ 09/13/08 023) ~*~ YOU DA BOMB Train ~*~ 09
September 11 Memorial Train
PLAY ME FIRST [Warning: Some images are graphic, but NOT intended to be offensive. Viewer discretion is advised. Please be respectful.] The September 11 attacks (often referred to as 9/11) were a series of coordinated suicide attacks by al-Qaeda upon the United States on September 11, 2001. On that morning, terrorists affiliated with al-Qaeda hijacked four commercial passenger jet airliners. The hijackers intentionally crashed two of the airliners into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, killing everyone on board and many others working in the building, causing both buildings to collapse within two hours, destroying at least two nearby buildings and damaging others. The hijackers crashed a third airliner into the Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia. The fourth plane crashed into a field near Shanksville in rural Somerset County, Pennsylvania, after passengers and members of the flight crew on the fourth aircraft attempted to retake control of the
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Good Bye To The Dogs
For those who read the previous bolg this is a follow-up. Talked to the vet this morning and Nutter did respond well to the IV. Food seems to be staying down and after some diareah her stools are now firming and - Most Importantly - are blood free. She purrs at anyone who talks to her, seeking human attention and the vet has given orders that the staff is to do so, including petting and stroking her having first washed hands so that no other smells intrude. This important because even the sound of a dog's collar rattling sends Nutter into a total fear reaction. So the vet says that it is unlikely that we can safely return her here until the dogs are gone, nor are we likely to be able to have any dog, even a tired old non-chasing critter for as long as Nutter lives. So we are paying to have her baorded there until Snoopy and Harley are gone. The sorta good news on that is that BRAT has responded quickly and the head of it here in WA will come get them tomorrow night after she gets
Amanda
We're asking everyone to give us a hand for a great friend. She is always there for helping as a Shadow Leveler and now she needs our help. She's an awesome person and in a giveaway for a 3 month VIP and she needs your help! Please click the link and help her out! Thanks! This bully brought to you with love from her fellow angels: ~Farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~Yeahmon's Angels!~R/L wife of Passionman71@ fubar Kat1114 {SHADOW LEVELERS} Owned by YEAHMON, Owner of Yeahmon, Blueeyes, Farscapecat & Amanda@ fubar (repost of original by '~Farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~Yeahmon's Angels!~R/L wife of Passionman71' on '2008-09-10 07:24:55')
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Dunno
WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THE TURN OUT OF THIS PIMPOUT. LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN.... SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE MET ON THE FU!!! LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN... SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE MET ON THE FU!!! Much love & Respect, rate fan add ♥ Sweet ♥@ fubar ~ CynzDreams ~Owned by Southern Outlaw Biker~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar JoJo™ aka 1 of the badass bad*girls of fubar...Fu-Owner of Codeputy@ fubar BlondePrincess@ fubar ☆})i({☆
Bitchin Out
You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
9/11/01
In Memory Of The Victims Of The 9/11/2001 Terrorist Attack May It Be - Enya Before I say anything I want you guys to see this! I was Very Surprised when I found this Video of a Beer Company being so respectful to the 9/11 Terrorist Attack please enjoy! Seven years ago the most catastrophic terrorist attack to ever happen in the U.S. occurred. Today; my man and I, put our thoughts together to commemorate this TRAGEDY and to REMEMBER all of the men, women, and children who lost there lives on that TERRIBLE morning. Many of us remember the POLICE OFFICERS and FIRE FIGHTERS who lost their lives, but we SHOULD NEVER FORGET the people in the planes and the buildings who also died. September 11, 2001 was a day of TRAGEDY, not only for those living in the U.S., but also for Americans and their children living outside the country. As a daughter of a Sargent in the U.S Air Force who was born on a Military base in Panama, I am connected to this TR
Sex
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Hot/hardYou love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Hot/hard 85%Passionate/wet 75%Shy/Sweet 65%Exciting/Exotic 60%Soft/slow 55%Awkward/New 40%
Wolfpack Support Train
     
Oh No Computer!!!
I am currently using my buddies computer, my motherboard shot on my computer... It costs $298 plus tax to buy a new tower @ Wal-Mart... I either have to wait til december, in hopes I get a check from ssi for my son.. or wait til january til taxes... or hop on the fu and ask for donations!!! :D I can still check my fubar stuff at my friends house, so please message me if you need my home address to donate to my computer fund... it would be greatly appreciated!
Him..
My First...
My First... The first "song" I actually wrote was kinda auto-biographical...it was about my first divorce, and a "friend" who'd heard about it...I made a comment, in a chat room, one time about wanting to "put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink" ..one of the other chatters thought it should be a song...so...with that in mind..here is my offering for Toby Keith's next single... I’ll Put a Bar in My Car (And Drive Myself to Drink) Lance Kirtley My world’s been turned upside down Since she went away She packed her bags, took the kids, And left me bills to pay I didn’t know what to do I could barely even think I’ll put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink I’ll put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink And it’s all because of her that I had to see a shrink My money’s gone and I’m in debt But I ain’t gonna fret I’ll put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink She came to me
Destiny
True Love Exists
There will always be things in life that will stand the test of time... True love is one of those things. I used to wonder about alot of things, but love and whhether or not true love existed were never something I ever worried about. I suppose it is because I never truely loved anyone other than my children before. It wasn't that I didn't want to love anyone, it was just that love in the since of true love had never presented itself before, and I wasn't going out searching for it. I have always felt that if something was ment to be then no matter what you do it will happen. I just so happen to run smack into true love on March 5th of this year and oddly enough I ran into him on here. This is not your typical place to find true love, but obviously he was the man who was ment to be my true love, and this was the place I was ment to find him. Several circumstances lead up to our running into eachother, but they all happened in harmoney together to make for a perfect meet
What The Hell!?
I don't normally care what anyones status is one here,but there are just days when I am amazed at the stupidity of them. I don't think saying "machine guns protect our borders well" or "Happy Ramadan..shoot an Iraqi" is really tasteful. I mean damn,that really tells someone about you,now doesn't it? Just my opinion,which doesn't really matter.
Frequently Asked Question
Frequently Asked Questions Question: Can a man or woman who has Hepatitis C still have children? Answer: Yes, hepatitis C does not prevent a man or woman from having children. The hepatitis C virus infection does not cause infertility in either sex--it does not affect a woman's ovarian or uterine function, or a man's sperm production or sperm characteristics. Also, it is rare for a hepatitis C-positive mother to infect her baby. Only 1-5% of babies born to hepatitis C-positive mothers acquire the virus, and it makes no difference whether the newborns are delivered vaginally or by cesarean section. A hepatitis C-positive father can't pass on the virus to an embryo at all. The most important consideration for couples wanting children when one partner has hepatitis C is the timing of drug treatment. One of the drugs used to treat hepatitis C (ribavirin) can cause severe birth defects in the baby. This is true whether it is the man or woman being treated
Omgg The Blonde Gets One In Lol
One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers. Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said. The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree. The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.' 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin.' The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!' (Your gotta love this) The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.
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Help Me Win???
im in a contest for most points comments = 5 rates = 3 Please Help Me? repost too THANX! All Summer Long - Kid Rock (repost of original by '})i({ HER ✌ WORLD })i({ ®' on '2008-09-10 20:00:27')
R.i.p. Spc. Menke And Sgt. Henry
On August 4th, 2008 we lost two good soldiers to an EFP. Menke was a young college kid whom postponed college to come here. Henry was a Cpt. on the Indianapolis Fire Department and on the Emergency Dive Team. Both are missed by the unit, friends, and family. Can't say much more now...
Contest
Words Of Wisdom
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply it. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.' So - if you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle. Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
Sept.11
More Taxes
Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you're so darn stupid that we're going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That's what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read below............... Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income. In other words tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. This woman is a nut case! You aren't going to believe this. Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock ma rket profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds! Alas , it is true - all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities! This woman is frightening. She quotes...' We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn't Marx say something like this), in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.' ( I am not rich, are you) When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she repl
Better With Bacon
I just found out today that MTV is planning on remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Was anyone asking for this?! I mean the original is no cinematic masterpiece but it has retained a sort of dirty do-it-yourself charm. There are no great special effects, there are cheesy sets and a cheesier script. But that's its charm. (I borrowed this paragraph) There are now generations of us who have gone to see this movie time and time again. We have memories of throwing toast and putting newspaper over our heads. We did that jump to the left followed by that step to the right. I cannot imagine the butcher job that will be done to a movie that has a special place in so many people's hearts. The rumor is they will even be adding new songs. Makes me cry...hey, hey, hey. It seems that most folks involved in the original are not behind this idea and there is an online petition which may not accomplish a thing, but adding my name to it made me feel better. If you put stoptheremake.com into your
Just Stuff
Two weeks since my Dad slipped away to wherever it is one goes in death. Strange how being a daughter changes to being a caregiver/parent as the body's abilities fail in that long downward slide. Mentally agile, modest and proud until the end he hated having anyone take care of him but cancer laid waste to that independence sucking the life and vitality from his towering strengths both physical and cerebral, leaving him thinking coherently in a body far too frail to carry out his wishes. Death was a friend to my father. He now rests, pain-free again. Here's to you Dad !!
So Whatcha Thinkin' Killer?
Hello hello all! Check out my feature on the Tattooed Women Blog! CLICK HERE, yay! :) xoxo Melanie As some of you may know, my late grandfather suffered from Alzheimer's, so I have seen firsthand what this disease can do. I will be participating in the Alzheimer's Association's NJ Chapter Memory Walk on September 27th in Point Pleasant, NJ.Currently more than 5 million Americans have Alzheimer's. Unless we find a way to change the course of the disease, 16 million Americans will have Alzheimer’s by 2050. I want to do my part to fight this fatal disease – but I can’t do it without your help. Memory Walk funds help the Alzheimer's Association advance important research into better treatments and a possible cure for Alzheimer’s. And for the millions already affected by the disease, the Association offers care, education, support and resources in communities nationwide.On behalf of the millions of Americans who are living with Alzheimer’s, and in memory of my grandfather
Over Medicated
Every time I go see my neurologist, one of the first things I am always asked is are you having any hallucinations? Up until recently I would say no, but this is about to change. For months I have been seeing out of the corner of my eye what appears to be some sort of human walking past my bedroom door in my living room. When I whip my head around to see if anyone is there *poof* not a single thing there. There are also times when I see out of the corner of my eye something that looks like a white dog or cat peeking it’s head around the corner to look at me. When I look to see if the same the animal is there, the same thing happens to the "animal". The most disturbing thing happened last night, and continued through the morning. I practically woke up screaming because I was terrified that I was even having a dream like this.I was walking down the street in what looked like New York in the dark roughly around midnight. I was looking for a store to get a new flashlight because th
Smut And Whatnot
He let her drop her legs to the floor and began kissing her again, this time more softly, more slowly, savoring every inch of her tongue and lips. He unbuttoned her dress with the tantalizing slowness only displayed by someone who has just cum and wants to torture his partner. He kissed her neck, cupped her breasts in the black lace slip. She ran her fingers through his hair and breathed his smell. He brought her tits together and buried his face in them. He finished unbuttoning her dress and slid it to the floor. He slowly worked the straps of the slip off of her shoulders, first one, baring one breast, sucking the nipple to painful hardness while he removed the other strap, exposed the other breast, teased the other nipple. Both bare, he held them together high to take both hard, pink nips into his mouth at once. He knew if he kept this up she could cum, so he stopped and watched her breathe heavily. He led her to the couch where he sat her down, helped her off with her boo
Stories
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and wa
Pain
What is pain? Is it when love is slain? When it goes who are we to blame? Sometimes we just want to forget? But it stays and sticks. Pain hits us hard like bricks. And there is no way to get out the way. People play with out hearts like its a game. When they get caught their excuse is lame. Can love just disappear. Even though we feel it so near. Or is it an illusion? Where do we find love with out the lose? Or is pain always the cost? I wish someone could tell me whats real. Tell me whats the deal. Are we curse to be alone and cold? Is all the love in the world already sold? Please tell me how we should feel. Or are we to busy trying to kill. Kill our hearts and souls. Just trying to find that person to remove their clothes. Is that all there is? With out sex love can't fit? I want more the just physical enjoyment. I want peaceful, passion, love and a commitment. Is that to hard to find? Could that ever truly be mine?
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No shit there I was...& now I'm back. Sorry this took so freaking long, but here are the winners. I am awaiting the decision of a few judges to decide prizes. TOP 3 rated Confidence Mel Who knows (P-Slut deleted...I think) Introducing my owner, The P. Slut (no relation to P. Diddy) She's a real bish, but I love...to hate her. Please click & rate the picture below before she attempts to chop off my nuts. Thank you! It's my blog...I can lie :P Anyways, click & bid. Hurry, I'm on cam right now* *this is probly not true*
Rockers Bully
7Th cïrclë ؃ hëll Dj Rocker Is Sooo Hot She's Settin Fubar On Fireeeeee... Join Us In Hell Where We Know The Meaning Of Family OMG You're Not Here Yet... WTH?? We Are Hiring Staff For All Positions, Inquire Within..... We Seeee Youuuuu (click the pic to enter) (repost of original by 'ïnkëÐÅngël~ wïfë ïn lïfë & fü TØ Twï§TëÐÐrÅgØn ~ Co Øwnër & prïë§T맧@ 7th cïrclë Øf hëll' on '2008-09-10 11:18:33')
Random Thoughts
Let me start by saying I like tits and ass as much as the next guy BUT!I see a lot of pretty women on fubar who are so beautiful but cheapin them selfs for the entertainment of total strangers.Where has the self esteem of women gone? I dig the whole its for fun and points thing but ladys, a real man needs more then big boobs and a nice ass to be happy and kept.Not everyone is here to find that special some one and thats cool to...I just wonder if women realize that to many profiles make me wonder if there are any good women left.And also a lot of dudes are giving good men a bad name with the way they act to.I am not judging anybody this is just one mans opinion so take it as such.I do my share of pumping up fragile ego's here on fubar...but women used to be selfless,family first,faithful to a fault,and of the highest character and moral fiber and men used to admire that about women...and maybe its all mens fault as usual...but I know for me,I miss the days when more women could be look
My Fu-anniversary Is Coming Up
My Fu-Anniversary is coming up in 2 days. My 2 yrs on Fubar... Wow seems like yesterday lol not really. Stop by and show me some love..... ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar i do return all love that's given, if i'm not on you can send me a PM and let me know you rated me so i can stop by and show you some love back.
Movies I Like
Just Thinking
My Skin crawls with the thought of another day gone by in my nonexistence Hoping for your comfort, lost in the ideas of belonging Questions form and fade in my mind, no courage to ask them Walls of hate and pain form more solidly as time passes Sacrifice yourself for the idea of acceptance Standing still for my encroaching nonexistence I must fade away http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggV-tGKW_M AMAZING Band... Amazing Song Its pushing through, right below the surface No longer composed, No longer controlled by lies blood means nothing when secrets stir the waters Pretend games, hope for one day that will never come My thoughts are no longer with you you burned me, betrayed me look in the mirror and do not turn away we share things, small things but even those don't matter Tears have even stopped flowing
9-11 We Will Never Forget
Contest
Master & His Brat Slave
I knock gently on Master's door and hear his footsteps approaching. He opens the door and welcomes me warmly. "Come in, Princess" he says. I smile my sweetest Princess smile and kiss him lightly on the lips. Master gently pulls me by the arm inside his apartment. Once he closes the door behind me his affect changes instantly. He grabs a handful of my hair and brings my ear closer to his lips. Master asks me if I remember what my safeword is and I nod my head while keeping my eyes lowered, my pulse starting to race. "Tell me" he demands and I whisper it to him. Then he asks "Are you ready, Princess?" Master inhales deeply and exhales fiery air on my neck. He takes my hand and traces the line of my spine, slowly, so as not to miss a curve. He makes his way down my back, lower, down over my ass, and rests his hand under the curve of my ass cheek as if he owns every part of me. He traces another line, down my throat, between my breasts, my belly, and finally between my legs.
Messed Up!
So I logged in on here the other day cause I received an email alert. Havent been on in awhile but hey I was bored and decided wtf might as well have a looksie around. So I did the usual...a search to see if anyone I knew was on this site. Well come to find out my boyfriend had a page..so I was like cool I will check it out... well when I did I received a nice suprise...a few not so suitable pics of himself on his profile. I was like OMFG!!! Lets just put it this way...they were picks you don't post of yourself when you have a girlfriend for a year!!! Thing is when I confronted him he tried to LIE and say they were old...kinda funny when they were uploaded on the 27th of August and I could tell they weren't old. Thing is now I am wondering who exactly took these pics...I know I didn't take them and there is one pic that I know I did not take and that I know he couldn't have taken himself. On top of it all he claims he doesn't know why h did it but it was stupid and he removed t
Maxim Mag Vote !
PLEASE VOTE FOR MY FRIEND IN MAXIM MAGAZINE SHES IN THE HOMETOWN HOTTIES FINALIST WE ARE TRYING TO GET HER TO #1 ! THANKS
Readers Cup
Reader cup she sat .. And the fear in her eyes. she Think in the cup is inverted. She said: "My friend did not grieve. the love is written for you. My friend .. Has died a martyr. He died on the religion of their beloved. your cup .. Minimum of terror. Your life and travels and wars. Will fall in love very often. And die in love often and frequently. It will your love all women earth. And will return as king deposed In your life .. My friend .. Woman His eyes are ..oh My God Her mouth is .. Cluster Ordinance Her laugh is .. The music and Flowers But: the sky many rain and your way deadlock ... deadlock my friend : your Girl .. sleeping in Large royal palace The dogs and soldiers guarded Any person who enters her room Anyone approaching the fence her garden Any person who touched her hair My friend : lost . lost . lost I read many cups I read lines and desist much But .. I did not read at all. Teacup such as your cup. I did not
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Music
Watching the Wheelsby John Lennon People say Im crazy doing what Im doing Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin When I say that Im o.k. well they look at me kind of strange Surely youre not happy now you no longer play the game People say Im lazy dreaming my life away Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me When I tell them that Im doing fine watching shadows on the wall Dont you miss the big time boy youre no longer on the ball Im just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round I really love to watch them roll No longer riding on the merry-go-round I just had to let it go Ah, people asking questions lost in confusion Well I tell them theres no problem, only solutions Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if Ive lost my mind I tell them theres no hurry Im just sitting here doing time Im just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round I really love to watch them roll No longer riding
Help For Single Parents
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You Da Bomb Train
In Memory Of 9/11
Weather
Hurricane Ike evacuations are going to have me busy for the next week or so at least. The facility I work at will be getting 31 patients from a sister facility on the coast of Texas around noon tomorrow, so my hours put in at work are going to sky rocket. I'll be here to spend 11s only, and that's if I'm lucky. I'll blog again when I'm back. Happy Fubaring!
New Kids On The Block!!! Big New For Any Haters Out There! Check This Out!!!!
THE BLOCK’s BIG DEBUT! NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK THE BLOCK DEBUTS AS #1 POP ALBUM THEIR FIRST NEW MUSIC IN ALMOST 15 YEARS DEBUTS AT #2 OVERALL ON BILLBOARD TOP 200 (New York, NY) – Pop supergroup, New Kids on the Block, make their comeback debut as the #1 Pop Album in the country with The Block, their first album together in almost 15 years. Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and Jordan and Jonathan Knight, who as a group have sold over 80 million albums worldwide, are now back at the top of Billboard’s coveted Top 200 Chart at #2 overall. After huge performances on “The Today Show” and “The View” and rave reviews from People Magazine and the LA Times, the group officially secured their place at the Top of Pop with their remarkable ranks as #1 Pop Album and #2 Album overall. The reunion of all five members of the famed 90s group continues to ignite fan frenzies nationwide. Loyal fans turned up in droves from all over to follow the group across the c
Having A Baby Boy!!!
I went yesterday to the doctors to get my ultrasound done. My man and I are having a baby boy!!!! We are very excited and happy! He so far weighs five pounds and his heartbeat is 137 which is good. Baby Connor is healthy and strong. I'm 34 weeks and I'm due October 21st.
Thinking Thinking Thinking
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her crap, you will receive more stuff than any one human being can handle
In My Head
Dark side of me. I see Her, an I am not afraid. She wants to cause pain and anguish, to cut, slash, burn, to make them bleed. Them that a horried and cruel, uncooth, the bain to others, She judges with no mercy and no forgiveness, for Her heart is cold stone. In the darkness of me, She stands. To embrace Her, know that She is there, and yet I keep Her in check. For if I should let Her loss again, She shall consum me. Do not be fooled by Her beauty. Be warned, She carries a sword unlike any other. It cares not of innocence, an cuts all It touches. She holds this blade like a Lover. Guards my very soul, as a mother does a new born. Be forwarned. It comes to us all. Makes no difference of our skin. Weather we're female or male. Good health or bad. Some pass with easy. Some do in the extreme. For the one left behide. Healing feels like a crime. To move on with daily life. When life has left them. Where do we go, does it just end. The pain is so
Im Doing It
hmmmm how to put this... few weeks ago i thought ok i cant get a date so ill make some changes in me...lately ive been walking 10 miles a day plus mowing my yards that i do (which is about 21 22 yards) i have cut reg soda out and am know drinking diet pepsi and it taste so good when you work up a sweat...lol i have cut way back on my meals.. i have a slim fast meal on the go bar and one snack bar.. and my supper is a healthy choice dinner... and to top it all off im drinking loads and loads of water..ive got a 52 oz bubba keg and i keep it full with water and drink it all day....i used to be able to wear a ring on my right hand well guess what i cant wear it no more it just falls off..in doing this for just 4 days know ive lost a total of 20 lbs my goal is to get to around 150... here in the comming weeks im looking into getting me a mountain bike and once i do ill be riding that 10 to 15 miles a day.... just thought id share this with ya
Never Forget
"The United States is under attack" was all I could hear On the radio and TV, now the nation was in fear. The bystanders looking pointing above their heads Family members calling in hopes loved ones weren't dead. Sirens started blaring, cries were certainly heard "Oh my God" was the consensus of American words. Tears started pouring as the television showed the world The second plane hitting, more like it hurled. Terrorist attacked in hopes to put us in despair Pearl Harbor is the only attack for US to compare The tragedy, the lives lost with no remorse. Al-Quida received our attention from using blunt force. After what seemed like forever, the towers started to fall. People started running, the cameras caught it all. I remember desperate acts of people falling to their death I sat in my living room crying, just holding my breath. "How could this happen, I don't understand Who could be bold enough to touch on our land?" I couldn't conceive of the actions taking pl
How I Feel
some people have been wondering whats wrong with me well heres whats been on my mind for a long long time . for 6 years i have been single i have tried not to be i have tried to be myself i have tried to be that ass hole that most girls seem to want but i cant be an ass hole . that is not me , its not who i am . yes i have had feelings for a couple sweet women onlinebut after a while i fuck that up i dont have that special someone in my arms , to hold , to look deep into her eyes so i can see just how much i meen to her . i know it sounds stupid , like im makin excuses but i am so tired of goin to bed alone , im tired of fallin asleep with my pillow in my arms wishin that it was someone . im so tired of everywhere i go or look theres a happy couple makin me depressed cuz its something that i want so damn bad it hurts abd cant get no matter how hard i try . i have even tried to let her find me but thats never worked either . i try to be that rare nice guy out there that wome
Have You Forgotten?
Today marks the seventh anniversary of the horrific events of September 11, 2001. Do you remember where you were the day we were attacked by terrorists? The day that changed all of our lives forever? I remember exactly where I was. That morning I woke up to a beautiful sunny day. I woke up my son, made breakfast for him, got him ready for school, and watched as he got on the school bus. Just like I did every school day for the past 7 years. After doing some cleaning and wash, I sat down to take a break and turned on the TV. OMG! The first thought that passed through my mind was, "This can't be real!" They were playing replays of the first plane hitting the tower when the second plane hit the second tower "live". The newscasters were having an extremely hard time trying not to freak out, and I thought it was the end of the world when reports came in about a plane hitting the Pentagon and reports of another plane dramatically changing it's flight course and heading for t
Newbie
Somebody please hold my hand! This is alot to take in. I don't know how this all works. Is it true this is a dating site? Hi, thank you for the gifts... being new I tried to return the favor by gifting back what I received... but i couldn't find the drinks section... AND I don't think I have enough Fubucks yet. Ugh! I am FUBAR Woa! this is way new and confusing to me.... If I don't respond or do or say something wrong... please forgive me.
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Coolest Cat Train (46 Riders Room For More!)
Hop on Board with The Coolest Cat! To join this train all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train Please be sure to put something in the friend request like "I Love Garfield!", or "I'm riding with the coolest cat!" Well you get the idea! If you already have them on your list be sure to re-rate them if you can and leave a profile comment on their page saying you are "Riding with the Coolest Cat!" or something of the sorts! You must F/R/A everyone on this train! Also everyone that joins after you as well! Or you may be removed from the train! Official Cool Cat Train Tag If you would like an official tag for the train please rate the folder starting with this picture. Before starting the list of people please and leave a comment on the last picture so I know you have rated all 59 of the pictures and that you wish a tag to be made.
Remembering 9/11/01
>You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
What 9-11 Means To Me
Poeple remember this day only for the awful acts that were taken on this country. Well for me it means a bit more than that... I know what happened to the thousands of people was horrible and my thoughts and prayers went to their families as well. On this day 32 years ago my parents were wed. Shortly before I came in to this world..... years passed and on this day 2 years ago, while the rest of the world was mourning for the loss of lives... I was standing at my father's side, in the hospital mourning for the lost time caused by stubborn memories of a hurtful past just hoping for more time. Of all days he made a turn for the worse on the 30th anniversary of his marraige to my mother.... unfortunatly dying 2 days later holding my hand looking into my eyes at the early age of 54..... He may not have died that day... but only because he held on waiting for his only other child to be by his side..... He got too weak to wait any longer and took his last breath 2 days later..... Just another
My Thoughts Of You
My Thoughts of You* How can you love someone you have never seen with a feeling so passionate that it makes your heart skip a beat at the sound of his voice? How can you feel his hands on you, when he has never touched you? How can you feel his lips kiss yours when he has never whispered your name in the night? A love with such passion that life could have never known it in your wildest dreams. Or if it could ever be possible would you turn it away in fear that it could not be real for you had never known such a love. For this love I would take the chance of heartbreak. For I have known a lifetime of heartbreak and heartbreak in itself is of a temporary nature if we allow it to be. But to know just one moment in my life with such passion such feeling such want such need. I would give myself entirely without regret without sorrow without remorse to you your wants your needs your love your life. To deny such a love would be the most fatal of mis
My Poems....
Did you feel that? It was me rubbing my fingers across ur cheeks I think of you my friend. And it's me combing my fingers through ur hair. That was the kiss on ur cheek I wanted to give u b4 i left ur site and wishing it was ur lips. I cross many miles as I think about the wonderful time with u. Hoping once again 2 enjoy a meal or hanging out. Seeing u laugh.Giving u a hug. I miss you.I feel pain as I left ur site. I am sad. Tears flow down my cheeks 4 u. Ur a great friend.I m heartlessbut my soul is empty but caring for a friend. I look to the sky. I ask y. I feel the grey sky sadly crying down on us as I travel down the road farther from you. I think of holding u. I think of the m&m's being tossed down my shirt. I think about your hand rubbing my breast. i think of the grin on ur face, and how cute you were analizing me trying to figure out my thoughts about you. How I analized you back. Wondering many times if I was disappointing to you as a friend and person? I called you not sure
Is It Too Much To Ask?
Is it too much to ask for people to care. Just to take a moment out of their busy day to think about someone else, or even stop to help a total stranger. When was the last time someone stopped to help a homeless person or even an elderly person. We walk down the streets of life totally oblivious to others around us. We are so concerned with the exteriors of life. When did we all get so vain? When did caring for others become a thing of the past and a total burden? We have all became so blind to the simple things in life. We pretend as we walk down the streets that we all are someone we are not. Whatever happened to showing repect to others? Whatever happened to true love and the sacried vows of marriage? When did we all forget about loving someone for who they really are and not what they can offer sexually or materialisticly. We all are so lonely and miserable deep inside because we have forgot how to look past the exterior of a person and see who they truely are. Your smile aw
9-11-2001
In Memory Of The Victims Of The 9/11/2001 Terrorist Attack May It Be - Enya Before I say anything I want you guys to see this! I was Very Surprised when I found this Video of a Beer Company being so respectful to the 9/11 Terrorist Attack please enjoy! Seven years ago the most catastrophic terrorist attack to ever happen in the U.S. occurred. Today; my man and I, put our thoughts together to commemorate this TRAGEDY and to REMEMBER all of the men, women, and children who lost there lives on that TERRIBLE morning. Many of us remember the POLICE OFFICERS and FIRE FIGHTERS who lost their lives, but we SHOULD NEVER FORGET the people in the planes and the buildings who also died. September 11, 2001 was a day of TRAGEDY, not only for those living in the U.S., but also for Americans and their children living outside the country. As a daughter of a Sargent in the U.S Air Force who was born on a Military base in Panama, I am connected to this TR
Bombs Away!!
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9-11-01
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Try To Help Me Understand ...
Do you think there is anything really behind eye contact ... what would you think if every time you and someone locked eyes you . your self got a feeling ... the feeling is kinda like a worm burst in you chest .. sooo with that feeling you get and the other person keep locking eyes with you ... what you think that can meen Please try to help me understand ... and help me out if you can =) thank you Princess
Patriots
I have to laugh when Pats fans still think that with Cassel they are still going to win 10 games.
In Rememernce Of 9/11 Forever In Our Hearts
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Join Socialvibe.com and do your part too.... its free and you have chances to win great prizes, what are you waiting for? ok guys, i REALLY need ur help, not only am i still in an auction, which should be ending soon, now i am also in a contest, which i have never been in b4.... i need to be the first one to 60K comments, which is where i really need ur help. I need ppl willing to comment a pic for me, i will give u a link on request... all thats needed is a promise that u wont use any bombing software, that includes macros, AND u MUST have a salute... if u are willing to follow those rules, send me a message for a link... Please guys, I really need comment bombers that do the comments the old fassioned way, u know the ones that dont just type the ones that dont use cheater programs or add ons to make it easier. I am looking for ppl to actually type each comment. I really appretiate it. There is a prize for 1st place, 2nd place, and 3rd place... I dont rea
The Luggage Game
The Easiest Contest Ever!! My Biggest Contest Ever!! Everyone is a Winner!! We need Luggage!! Since we have so many Trains, Planes, Autos, & Cruises on Fubar! Here's how to Play: I have a picture folder filled with 65 suitcases, bags, totes etc... Your job rate and comment all 65. While doing this, decide which case is yours. Private message me with the case number. After you contact me, comment that case 10 times. Thats it! I will mark that case for you and it is off limits to anyone else. So for 75 comments and 65 rates (rate em all 10's, does not have to be 11's) you can win a Fabulous prize. When all cases have been claimed, I will reveal what all the prizes are. The prizes have already been determined and are stashed away in a seperate folder. Prizes include a 1 mo VIP, Blings (1,3,5 & 10 point),Tickers, Blasts (1 & 3 day), Fugifts, Rate ups, Morphs, Pimpouts, and so much I can't list it all. Every case has a prize! What will yours be??? This contest by LuA
Merry-go-round
Hey there fellow fubarians- i'm going to start a new F/R/A/ train tonight will be called the merry-go-round... looking for participants who needs to level, wants to make new friends, and enjoy riding the merry-go-round. Will be different because there will be sections- singles- will ride on the ponys and whatnots couples- will ride together ... wiill be a new thing- if your a single and see someone in the single department you would like to ride with- just message them and then message me so i will move you to the couple section.... JUST NEED PARTICIPANTS...LEAVE ME A MESSAGE HERE OR PVT MSGS ME....thanks...
Never Forget
THERE'S A PLACE IN OUR COUNTRY YOU CAN VISIT ANY DAY, IT WOULD BE AN HONOR IF THEY LET YOU STAY, TO STAND AMONG THE HEROES AT A PLACE OLD GUARD CALLS HOME, TO LIE BENEATH GREEN PASTURES NEAR THE TOMB OF THE UNKNOWNS. ARLINGTON, OH ARLINGTON, NO OTHER PLACE ON EARTH THAT SHOWS THE COST OF FREEDOM, WHAT LIBERTY IS WORTH. FROM KENNEDYS TO PFC'S HERE BURIED THEY'VE PAID THE PRICE ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHOSE LIVES WERE SACRIFICED OH I LOVE THIS LAND, AMERICA, AND ALL ITS FIFTY PARTS AND THESE HALLOWED HILLS OF ARLINGTON LIVE DEEP WITHIN MY HEART SO I RAISE THE FLAG AND WAVE IT HIGH TO THE DAUGHTERS AND THE SONS PATRIOTS WHO REST IN PEACE IN THE HILLS OF ARLINGTON. IF PASSION FOR THIS COUNTRY TODAY SEEMS OUT OF STYLE THEN SET YOUR COURSE TO ARLINGTON AND STAND THERE FOR A WHILE HEAR 21 GUNS PIERCE THE AIR, WATCH AS CAISSONS GO ROLLING BY WHEN THE BUGLE MOANS "DAY IS DONE" DON'T TELL ME YOUR EYES ARE DRY CAUSE IF YOU LOVE THIS LAND, AMERICA, AND ALL ITS FIFTY PARTS TH
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Css Coding
Introduction to Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) by Christopher Heng, thesitewizard.com No doubt you've heard of Cascading Style Sheets, and how everyone is raving about how great they are. Unless you already know how to use it or are using it, you're probably also wondering what the fuss is all about, and whether you should change your web page to use it. This article serves as an introduction to Cascading Style Sheets, often abbreviated "CSS". It is intended to give you an idea of what it is, what it is good for, and the pitfalls of using it. In other articles, I will deal with the nitty-gritty of writing web pages with style sheets. 1. What are Cascading Style Sheets (CSS)? Like your web page, a cascading style sheet consists of ASCII text instructions telling the browser how it can format the document that is being loaded. The CSS instructions can be placed in the web page itself, or it can be placed in a separate document which is linked to the web page. The simplest
The Grey
The Grey (written in summer 06 - now) Prologue My story begins here, I guess. Hi my name is Mike Jukes, right now I'm 19 years old and I just relied why over a year and a half ago I got this journal/diary book and wrote the title The Life of Crazy Mike :A Memento of My Journey Into normality on it because of what i realized now. I realized that near the end you tend to look back at the beginning. over the last few months I was thinking of things i did over time and was like Ding light bulb....I see my book and started writing this story. Thinking of how to start this book is difficult so I'll start it this way, three parts all told by me in my own words. Hope you understand....... Chapter 1 : Beginnings pt.1 As you start this book you read a lot of good byes that were written by some of the people I call friends and called friends. If you noticed in the "good byes" it fits with the beginning of this story or in this case Autobiography. Well lets get started wi
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Auction
Any1 interested in playing the forum game Mafia? Its not like whats on myspace , its a forum game kinda like role playing. but we are in need of some players desperately. hers a explanation of game play http://www.sitesled.com/members/mikeburnfire/mafiascum04.swf and heres the actual site http://mafialives.darkbb.com/forum.htm im the owner of this site and its in jeopardy of not being able to continue. so please if interested register at site and sign p in the sign up thread. ! thnaks! > and will be adding more things that i will do as bid goes up...right now ive added will make my #1 and add u to my name. will make a persnol salute. soooooo u kno wanna own me!! get a bidding!! click on thumbnail pic of me will take u straight there whoever gets the most rates wins! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=884734&albumid=1218202&i=417092040#3696078115 help meeeee
American History
AS U ALL KNOW ... THAT TO DAY IS THE DAY.. THAT AMERCA.. HAD GOTTEN ATTACK ON OUR OWN SOIL... IT IS A VERY SAD DAY.. MANY MANY PEOPLE HAS DIED .. THAT DAY.. SO I GUESS WHAT IM ASKIN.. IS WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE.. AND HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH.. I LOST MANY MANY FRIENDS THAT DAY.. AND LOST MANY FRIENDS OVER IN IRAQ AND IN OTHER PLACES TOO.. I CANT THINK WHAT THOSE POOR PEOPLE WERE THINKIN IN THE TWIN TOWERS.. WHEN THOS PLANS HIT THEM.. AND WE CAN'T FORGET FLIGHT 93.. AND THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT PLANE.. I LOST A GOOD FRIEND THAT WAS IN THAT PLANE. IT HURTS JUST THINKIN ABOUT IT.. SO TAKE THIS DAY AND REMEMBER IT AND THE PEOPLE THAT DIED THAT DAY... YOU ALL WILL BE MISSED..
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Sex Stories
I woke to the sounds of a distant thunder, the echos rolling back to me in waves. My eyes flutter as I get my bearings and my arm searches the bed to my right. There is nothing greater than curling up to a warm body in the middle of the night, the comfort, the security, but my bed was empty. I sit up looking around as I listen to the sounds of the rain tapping a summer melody on the windows. I get up and in nothing but my boxers and t-shirt I head out of the room, looking for her when her shape catches my eye out the back window. With the glow of the outdoor lights, I can see her. She is standing in the back yard with her head raised to the sky, letting the rain fall on her face. She is wearing one of my old white t-shirts that she loves to sleep in, it wet with the falling water, it clings to every curve of her body. I've always been attracted to a more full figured woman, the way their bodies move and feel is the way the Gods intended them to be. I can tell she has nothing else on
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September 11th
Seven years ago today, the lives of Americans were forever changed due to the attack on the twin towers....we can't bring back the ones we lost....but we can remember them....so today if you are out on the street and you see a firefighter, a police officer, or a member of our armed forces.....shake their hand and tell them thank you.... God Bless The U.S.A. by Lee Greenwood If tomorrow all the things were gone, I’d worked for all my life. And I had to start again, with just my children and my wife. I’d thank my lucky stars, to be livin here today. ‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom, and they can’t take that away. And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free. And I wont forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I gladly stand up, next to you and defend her still today. ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land, God bless the USA. From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee. A
Thoughts Of Her
I was thinking, and I find it rather ironic that you got insanely mad at me for recording a tv show on a tape for an ex g/f of mine. Knowing that I never even seen her when she dropped the tape off. (her daughter brought it to the door and dropped it off). But yet its ok for you to have many (and I mean allot!!) "guy friends" on different sites, giving your number out to them, talking to them online, and phone... Giving some directions to your house, or sending them "private pix" of your self via yahoo or email. The most ironic thing is your current b/f... He started off as one of your "friends"... You going there to his shop "reading to him" for whatever reason you gave me. Some test or something I guess.. That comment still rings out loud in my mind that you wanted to end our relationship, but were scared to say anything to me....Oh wait you were "loosing your mind"...I forgot... Its just ironic... Baffles my mind really still to this day... The fact that you were "So in LOV
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EMAIL THE LINK TO THE PIC U WANNA USE TO SEXY T ~~ Recently I entered a couple of contests and thought it was a lot of fun so I decided to do my own. “comment bombing contest” There will be a 1st, 2nd & 3rd place! 1st place has their choice of: Happy Hour 150 – credit bling pack or 1 year VIP 2ND Place has their choice of: 1 month VIP 25- credit bling pack or 7 day blast 3rd place 12 – credit bling pack As soon as I have enough people enter, the contest will start. I will give you a couple days notice so you can get your bombers together! The contest will run for 2 weeks. RULES: NONE! Just bomb away & Have fun!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY Sexy T~~@ fubar Party People - Nelly feat. Fergie
Real Heros
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.H
Own Me For The Month Of October
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Testicals
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.. A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k'?
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I Cant Drive 55
I CANT DRIVE 55 GET IN, SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND HANG ON.. YOUR IN FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE. FknCrazy IS YOUR DRIVING INSTRUCTOR. You know the routine F/A/R All Drivers Leave a comment *I CANT DRIVE 55* Dont Forget To F/A/R All New Drivers And Leave a Similar Message >>>>>>>>>>>NO DRAMA
Drama
so far i had a good time on here but for petes sake this is a socializing place and a place for fun last pm i encountered drama in a lounge ... plz keep ur shit private we don't need to hear it jus have some fun and ppl can't tell the differnce plz close down ur pc and do a reality check
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My Birthday
Sunday, September 14th is Barbara's ~ Tulsa's Angel's ~ birthday!!! Barbara is my favorite blonde friend in the entire world! Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!@ fubar Shower Barbara with all kinds of fu love and tell her Blueroses sent you! Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!@ fubar Let Barbara know what birthday fu lovin is all about! Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!@ fubar
Adric's Place.. A Druid Home
Finding the Druids again November 02, 2008 To begin one needs to understand what a Druid really is and why they are important to all today. First let me start by explaining that no matter how the following material may sound Druidism is a misnomer for it is NOT a religion. It is a way of living. It is following the laws of Nature through the Mother, Earth. For it is Her that gives us life and nurtures us. It is through her that we wiil learn and discover the paths to growth that the Gods have created and kept open to us. And through them we learn to progress as humans. Expanding the lands of Man beyond the stars and their reality. Lucifer and the Godess created the Druids as gardians and Guides for the Children of Man - the children. They were the first and were specially trained by Lucifer to fill their role. They were shown the ways to access and use the magic of Nature and shown how to learn to use the magic of Creation. Due to this they learned to have great
Our Pimpout By Jamie Lynn
This Loving Couple Needs to get Leveled!! Wouldn't it be great if they could Godfather as a couple?? They are really great people!! They are always helping out their friends!! Now it is their turn!!! Lets see if they can become Godfathers Together!!! Go show them LOTSA Love!!! Rate their Pics & Stash, Bling them..... Whatever ya can, just go smother them with a LOT of love!! Lets see if we can get them closer to Godfather!! Miss Kitty Kat R/L G/F To Mr Typhoon(Shadow Leveler n Fu BadGirl) I LOVE U BABY 4-LIFE@ fubar MR. TYPHOON.R/L B/F TO MISS KITTY KAT..SHE HOLDS MY HEART FOREVER..I LOVE U BABE (SHADOW LEVELER)@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This pimpout brought to you With Lotsa Love by: Jamie Lynn ~{Proudly Owned By Jake The Snake}~{Yeahmons Angels}~{Shadowlevelers}~{Fu Bad Girl}@ fubar (repost of original by 'Jamie Lynn ~{Proudly Owned By
Kitty And Typhoon
This Loving Couple Needs to get Leveled!! Wouldn't it be great if they could Godfather as a couple?? They are really great people!! They are always helping out their friends!! Now it is their turn!!! Lets see if they can become Godfathers Together!!! Go show them LOTSA Love!!! Rate their Pics & Stash, Bling them..... Whatever ya can, just go smother them with a LOT of love!! Lets see if we can get them closer to Godfather!! Miss Kitty Kat R/L G/F To Mr Typhoon(Shadow Leveler n Fu BadGirl) I LOVE U BABY 4-LIFE@ fubar MR. TYPHOON.R/L B/F TO MISS KITTY KAT..SHE HOLDS MY HEART FOREVER..I LOVE U BABE (SHADOW LEVELER)@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This pimpout brought to you With Lotsa Love by: Jamie Lynn ~{Proudly Owned By Jake The Snake}~{Yeahmons Angels}~{Shadowlevelers}~{Fu Bad Girl}@ fubar
Scarey Thought!!!
I have taken time these last few weeks to really think about my life where its going, where i have been...
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This Is How I Feel Lately....
Now, I don't know if anyone else has experienced this but I for one think that when your a child growing up and you have friends that will ask you to go shoot baskets, throw a football or baseball around and that, you life is so content and that nothing could spoil it here but once you become an adult, hardly anyone asks you to do a damn thing, whether it be throwing a football around or shooting a basketball or play catch with the baseball or something to that effect, not even your siblings ask you to do that all because back in 1999 thru 2002, I've had a retinal detachment and I am blind in my left eye here. Lately, that's how I feel, I feel like somebody has propped me up in a corner and they're just letting me watch the world go buy here, which isn't right to me! I mean sure, I can't walk on uneven ground very well, that's understandable but if you take the time to find level ground, I'll be just fine but people shouldn't assume that I can't do anything either because that's the f
Grab Your Crayolas And Color With Us Train (40 Riders Plenty Room For More)
Hop on Board Come Color With Us! To join this train all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train Please be sure to put something in the friend request like "I Love Coloring!", or "I color alot!" Well you get the idea! If you already have them on your list be sure to re-rate them if you can and leave a profile comment on their page saying you are "I'm coloring with you!" or something of the sorts! You must F/R/A everyone on this train! Also everyone that joins after you as well! Or you may be removed from the train! Official I Love To Color Train Tag If you would like an official tag for the train please rate the folder starting with this picture. Leave a comment on the last picture so I know you have rated all 50 of the pictures and that you wish a tag to be made. Also please include a link to a colored picture that either yourself, child, or grandchild has colored and I will add it place of my
Kids
my 4yr old starts school today!!! i'm a bit worried as to how she will go on,i didn't worry about her sister as much cos she is so easy going nothing much worries her and she just goes with the flow. the 4yr old on the other hand is strong headed and has a very strong will to do what she wants,she will tell you not to shout at her if you do and gets very stroppy very easy. its going to be interesting to see what the teacher says at picking up time.
My 11's During Hh- Everyday- Bid Here
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The Crow
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Statues
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the Pigeon down and you shit on its head.'
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Come Play In The 100 Acre Woods (31 Riders Room For More)
Come Play With Us In The Hundred Acre Woods! To join this train all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train
One Rate Plz
Fu Friends N Fam!! I need your help! I'm in a contest and need RATES!RATESSSSSSS!!!!RATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! PRETTY PLZ WITH SUGAR ON TOP REPOSTIE THIS BULLY FOR ME!!! I'LL LOVE YOU LONGGGGGGGGG TIME! PLZ CLICK ON THIS LINK BELOW AND RATE IT!!!! PASS THE LINK ALONG AND HAVE YOUR FRIENDS RATE IT! HAVE YOUR FRIENDS ...FRIENDS RATE IT!!! HAVE YOUR FRIENDS...FRIENDS..FRIENDS..RATE IT!!! LOLOL I'M SURE YA'LL LUV ME ENOUGH 2 DO THIS;) While your at it show mad luv to the smexi host of this contest!!! my awesome owner!!!!He's also up for auction check his blog!own his smexi azz! §êx¥§åvïð®~Fu-Life Owner of Çðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê & EasyOnTheEyz~Owner of Kept in corsets, Shawnda &Ash's s@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU WITH MAD SMEXI LOVINZ BY....................... ☆Çðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ whå† måkê§ mê §êx¥ ÖWñÈРߥ §êx¥§åvïð®☆ &Thisisnot☆@ fubar (repost of original by '☆Çðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï
Stash I Wanna Save
Snoopy Train
Come jump on the Snoopy train! Start by rating my Snoopy Folder..Click on the picture below... Second -You must rate/fan/add everyone that is on train. If you are already friends with that person,check to see if you can re-rate them and leave them a comment letting them know you are joining the Snoopy Train. If you are making a new friend,DO NOT send a blank friends request!Leave them a message letting them know you are joining the Snoopy Train. If your already on the train and recieve a friend request DO NOT just accept it - you must rate/fan and comment back! Always respond back to the other riders. I will make you this Thank You tag when you are done! NO DRAMA AND NO CHEATING!YOU WILL BE REMOVED! Start with your hostess.. ~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~G-Spot Leveler~@ fubar ~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire's@ fubar ◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD GREETER FOR CLUB MIXTURE ◊
Our First Auction
Well, it seems the word has been out there about us, and I think its time that we show Fubar how a P.h.a.t.t.y Girl/Lover rocks it!! So in honor of the all the phatty girls and those that love us, it's about time we will have our very first auction. Auction Rules: The bid for each person will begin at 50,000 Fu-Bucks. Bidding will begin on 09/22/08 at 8:00 am CST and will end on 09/30/08 at 10:00 pm CST. Ownership of all contestants will begin on 10/01/08. Once a bid is accepted, the bidder must comply with what was bid, if not that bidder will be banned from bidding in any future auctions held by this train. Please be respectful to all bids and own some of these sexy ladies and gentcontestants, and No Drama is accepted, I repeat NO DRAMA!!!!!!!!! Come on out and show some luv and get some of those fu-bucks flowin'.. Make some goods. I promise they are all worth it.... Vodkagurl Crysis TigerPrincess Tempting Enchantress DjTowman Bisexcee S
Happy Hour
So I have my first Happy Hour today and I'm so excited. Please make sure to help me out during Happy Hour tonight 8 pm, fu time!! I will return all the love.
As Told By My Sister The Only One With The Balls To Tell It Like It Is!!!
WHAT KIND OF WORTHLESS DICKLESS PIECE OF SHIT COCK SUCKING ASS HOLE FUCK HEAD STEALS FROM PEOPLE? SERIOUSLY, THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR YOU MOTHERLESS CUNT ASS HOLE PIECES OF NOTHING. YOU GO AND PRY YOUR WAY INTO A GARAGE AND FUCKING BREAK SHIT AND STEAL FROM PEOPLE AND TAKE WHAT LITTLE MONEY THEY HAVE. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN THE PLACE THAT YOU STAND THIS INSTANT. SO YOU CAN GO TO HELL AND THE DEVIL CAN ASS FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER WITH A FUCKING BURNING PIECE OF BARBED WIRE. IF I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, I WILL TAKE A GUN, AND HUNT YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS DOWN, AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF. YOU ARE A CRACK HEAD PIECE OF NOTHING, AND THERE IS NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING POINTLESS YOUR EXISTENCE IS ON THIS PLANET. YOU ARE FUCKING PUSSY ASS DICKLESS PIECE OF SHIT, IF YOU WANT WHAT I HAVE MOTHER FUCKER THEN YOU COME UP LIKE A MAN AND ASK FOR IT. YOU HAVE TO GO IN THE NIGHT AND WATCH MY DAD? YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. I WILL FIND OUT WHO DID THIS AN
For Those Of You With Love For The Bees
for those of you who care you might have noticed there has been a serious lack of bees knees on the fu for the past week or so....that is because mr. bees knees who hardly ever touches a computer seems to have let some kind of virus onto my comp. now that i have stopped sobbing and telling him i hate him etc. etc. i have accepted the fact that i wont be able to talk to my friends for a bit...until i can find out whats even wrong with it or worse case scenario he buys my lovely ass a new and better one to make up for it. neither of these things will be happening soon enough for my liking as it seems without my computer i am lost. evennow sitting here on my moms nice laptop i cant help but missing my crusty crappy computer...this one doesnt feel right...no mouse either, very hard to get the hang of. well anyways, ill try to hop on here as often as possible which wont be often enough at all...till things get resolved i better not be forgotten...not 1 tiny bit. now is time for the persona
Hold On Changes Coming..
Hold On (change Is Coming)By sounds of blackness.. Yesterday, a man step to me, He said how can you smile when your world is crumbling down I said, here’s my secret, when I wanna cry, I take a look around And I see that I’m getting by And I hold on Hold On A change is coming Change is coming Hold on Hold on Don’t you worry Don’t worry bout a thing Hold on Hold on You can make it You can make it Hold on Hold on Everything Everything will be alright Some people like to worry Some people like hide Some people like to run away From the pain inside Now it’s your business Do whatever you wanna do But if it don’t work out Here’s what you oughta do When the troubles of life weigh you down, just lift your head Yea, yea, yea When the love you seek is hard to find, Don’t give up, just keep strong, keep ther faith and Hold on
Facing Fear
I took these photos to challenge myself. I face my fear every day, every morning, every evening. For some people phobias might seem like a joke. But other people will know how real they can be. My fear has been with me as long as I can remember. Which is to say that there isn't a timeframe in my memory I can look back on when I was not afraid of bridges. I wish there was. I have had hypnosis therapy to deal with a traumatic experience of seeing a bridge collapse in Connecticut when I was about 9 or 10 years old. The root of my fear is that it will collapse while I am on the span. My secondary fear is that I will witness it collapsing and people dying but I myself will be spared. My lower level fear is that I will one day see a jumper. I've been in traffic because of one, I've read about them, but I haven't seen one. And I hope I never do. I hear New Yorkers shout at them to jump. Can you imagine? The edge of the fear, the very worst, the complete paralyzing and hyp
Fighting Breast Cancer
A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... Thanks ! Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' -- for free (pink window in the middle). This does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate a mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Please pass it along to people you know. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ AGAIN... PLEASE ASK 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10 FRIENDS. Thanks.
Mariah Carey Support Club
--MARIAH CAREY'S (Lambs 4- Ever/Supporters) Butterfly Train-- glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com *RULES* - NO bashing Mariah Carey - NO Drama glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com You MUST like her in some way, in order to join this when i say support, i mean support her not matter what she does or goes through in life. You don't have to be a huge obsessed fan (like me) to join. I do support Mariah Carey and everyone who knows me knows this. So trust me if i find anyone joining just to bash her, I will remove you faster then i added you. glitter-graphics.com rate 50 of these photos to join
New Boots
New Boots!!!! An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!' Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope', she replied. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!' Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
0 To 200 In 6 Seconds
0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday
Djunicorn
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101 Ways To Annoy Ppl
101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist o
10 Husbands And Still A Virgin
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he
The Bride Tells Her Husband
The bride tells her husband The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says,
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives withou
Labor Pains
Labour Pains A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a
The Faith Healer
The Faith Healer Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible." "I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months." "You must tell me what you did." "I went to a faith healer." "But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit." The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."
Needs Samples
Need Samples An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
2 Cannibals
Two Cannibals Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait." Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait." About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her." "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either." "Why not?" asked the son. "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
My Rules!!!
My Rules Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
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Lost
Here alone in this house In a strange place So far from those I know And those I love. So lost inside with noone to talk to And no one to make it better. Wishing for someone To hold me tight And tell me that things Will be alright. I am so lost Without the comfort Of a love of my own To get through the good and bad.
Good Memory
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Create your own glittery text at pYzam.com Redneck MySpace Comments HEY ALL YOU REDNECKS OUT THERE IN FUBARLAND. COME AND HOP ON THE REDNECK FUBAR TRAIN. YOU MUST RATE/ADD/FAN ALL THE MEMBERS. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THEM THEN TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE JOININ THE REDNECK TRAIN BY A COMMENT. COMMENT THIS PAGE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. LET ME KNOW THAT YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE LIST BY FUMAILING ME. *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*fu/gf Velvet Moon*founder of Fu Bad Girls*member of RR/WC/FT/CG/FA@ fubar CrazyMama45**FU-Bomber Family Manager**Fu Bad Girls*/Fu-Wifey to sTaRr///Fu-Owned by SLDC, Sin & Go@ fubar ~GoofyLady~ *FuAngel * Bad Girls*Proud Member Of Love Shack*@ fubar Blue Eyed Brat ¢âSBG¢âT&L leveler@ fubar iiiiibudlightiiiii@ fubar vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar Dee75
Taken Big Myth
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Help Redneck Angel
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What's In A Word (lmaooo You'll Love This)
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression. " Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his kn
Seductive Temptationz
SEDUCTIVE TEMPTATIONZ CLICK ANY PIC TO TRY & RESIST TEMPTATION NOW HIRING!!!! SEE T
Thing You Didnt Know
In the Amazon forests of Brazil and Venezuela, women of the Yanomami believe that for a child to grow strong they need to copulate frequently with many men during pregnancy. Combibophobia is the fear of sucking. Phagophobia is the fear of swallowing. Ptyalophobia is the fear of spitting. Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit. Teachers are eight times more likely to be infertile than men with any other job. Twenty-eight percent of men feel they reach sexual climax too quickly. The Ancient Greeks believed semen was stored in a man's cranium. Film legend Marlene Dietrich claimed to have slept with John F. Kennedy when she was 62. A castrated male reindeer is called a bull. In a sex study, 45 percent of American men said they prefer to make love with the light on. Only 17 percent of American women prefer it that way. It took Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette seven years to consummate their marriage. During the fil
5 Million $ Arrest Warrant
CHRISTOPHER ABLETT A VERIFIED MONGOL, HAS A 5 MILLION DOLLOR WARRANT OUT FOR HIS ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MY VERY BEST FRIEND. THIS SITE IS WORLD WIDE AND IN EVERY CITY. PLEASE HELP FIND HIM. YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO TURN HIM IN YOURSELF, JUST GET ME AN ADDRESS. PLEASE REPOST THIS TO. I NEED AS MANY PEOPLE TO SEE IT AS POSSIBLE. ANY HELP OR INFORMATION WILL BE APPRECIATED. I WILL BE INDEBTED TO YOU FOR LIFE. THANK YOU! MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT, KAT
Stuff
gotten from one of the many books that i read. Immortality This loveliness that stirs my bound heart to songs of praise has always blossommed here; when earth was young, unscarred by war and hate these self-same streams went singing crystal clear. these mountains caught and held within their folds cloud-shadows, dappled grey and indigo; someone, held spell bound on this emerald hill the same delight in god is sweet world would know. so, when this pasture knows my feet no more, when all my earthly gipsying are done; there will be other eyes to watch with awe i would bequeath to all who follow on my rare delight in leaf and bloom and tree, for in their worship of the world i loved my soul shall find true immortality Fire If not contained Is like the plague that engulfs everything that’s in its path. Its bright yellows, blues and greens Is of passion untold, uneventful Unrevokably sought after folds of warmth. Fire contained can be controlled Beau
5 Million $ Arrest Warrant
CHRISTOPHER ABLETT A VERIFIED MONGOL HAS A 5 MILLION DOLLOR WARRANT OUT FOR HIS ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MY VERY BEST FRIEND AND HEART. THIS IS A WORLWIDE SITE AND I NEED YOUR HELP. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TURN HIM IN JUST GET ME AN ADDRESS. I WILL BE INDEBTED TO YOU FOR LIFE. THANK YOU AND I APPRECIATE ANY HELP ON THIS. PLEASE REPOST!!! MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT, KAT
5 Milloion & Warrant
CHRISTOPHER ABLETT A VERIFIED MONGOL HAS A 5 MILLION DOLLOR WARRANT OUT FOR HIS ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MY VERY BEST FRIEND AND HEART. THIS IS A WORLWIDE SITE AND I NEED YOUR HELP. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TURN HIM IN JUST GET ME AN ADDRESS. I WILL BE INDEBTED TO YOU FOR LIFE. THANK YOU AND I APPRECIATE ANY HELP ON THIS. PLEASE REPOST!!! MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT, KAT
Wondering
I wonder about allot of things, things like if you love someone so much, why do you treat them the way you treated me? After I got this job, the only thing that made me make it through the day was knowing I got to talk to you that night. Us making plans about me coming out east forever... But I guess that was for nothing... Still to this day I replay your voice, look and even the setting of us in your bed talking, and you saying "baby your the best thing to ever happen to me, and your the best Ive ever had"... What happened, why did you "loose your mind"? like you told me? If you wanted our relationship to end then it should of ended then... I still picture your face at the airport the day I was leaving... You crying and telling me I had 1 year to be back to you in your arms forever... Well that has all changed hasn't it? I noticed in your email to me today that you must of taken his last name. I remember the notes (that you threw out) of you writing my last name wi
Cleaning Friends List
if u want to stay on my friends list let me know, if not good bye and good luck
This Is So True
Those Born 1930-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and
My Hubby
> $$$$$$$$$ YOU NEED FUBUCKS AND I NEED POINTS ,SO IM PAYING 20,000 FOR ALL 100 - 11'S. MUST BE DURING HAPPY HOUR TO GET THE BUCKS. FAN ME /ADD ME /RATE ME. TY ALL! Click the pic to MARLBORO MANS PAGE!
Wtf...
Don't you hate it when you meet new people... and you find they aren't who they seem to be? and they make excuses for their actions? and they tear you down just because they find it 'fun'? and they blame other people for their inability to act like an adult? and you find out they are a Democrat? and they don't consider your feelings at all? and they just want to lie about everything?
Fu Friday
fuwell i fuwanna fu tell u bout fusuzybeths and fusassi's fufriday funight well fu where fudo i fubeagin we fumeet at fuhendricks fufor fudinner fucame fuhome fuhad a fusmoke and fumany fudrinks and fulaughed our fuasses off ..so fuwe decided to fu go fu to fubed fubecause fuwe are fu fucked fu up so fu fuck fuya fusuzybeth and fusassi
My Friend
=== 'Poisonflightledr ~ Fu owned by Mink ~Member confederate bombers family~' wrote the following at '2008-10-01 16:07:31'.. > > imikimi - Customize Your World > imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World
Who Is Stalking Who Here?
_Anne ~Miss FU-... just checked you out! Nice,she says I stalk her and she is coming to my page?! blah! _Anne ~Miss FU-Fabul... ("WANTEDDEAD ORALIVE" G.W.B. 09-11-01) So pleasant,she is....
Thank A Soldier
My Birthday Train!
Sunday, September 14th is MY birthday! Help me celebrate by rating my salute picture folder. Leave a comment on last picture saying you rated them all. Start with this picture: Here are the riders helping me celebrate my um 39th(?) birthday! Leave them all a comment; if you need to F/A/R them, please do so, if they need a re-rate, hit them up!Woot! Of course, you can't forget me: Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!@ fubar (wife is running my page for me)@ fubar ~Blueroses~ Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar ¢¾Brown Eyed Girl ¢¾ ¢â Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar
Songs I Like !
Dirty Jokes
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore nd announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarressed, looks at her kind of strangely then (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately sks what brand of condoms she prefers. "Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!" The pharmacist fainted!
Lmfao
HowManyOfMe.comThere are2,064 people with my name in the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Life
I love life. Many of us just get caght up in the bullshit in life. People need to realize that we only live one time, so why not live life to the fullest. Living is a gift from God. We spend so much time worried about other peoples lives and do not pay attention to our own. Life is full of hills and valleys, so hang on for the ride. And remember, ride this motherfucker till the wheels fall off............Living! Jay-)
Masters Slut.............
Dinner was excellent, the wine just right. The hotel room was very nicely appointed. But it was against the wall that he held her. Her dress pulled up so her legs easily wrapped around his waist. His left hand supported her butt. His right hand caressed her face and her hair as their lips kissed delicately yet deeply. Their tongues became familiar with one another. He dropped her legs to the ground. "Remove your dress" he said. She slid it to the floor evealing her sensual white bra and thong panties. She knew she must wear white. It made him feel that she was his innocent virgin. He examined her body with his fingertips and eyes. Touching it often and checking it closely. He slid her panties aside to confirm her pussy was smoothly shaved. Anything less then hairless perfection would mean punishment. A slap to the buttocks or a twisting of her tit was just a few of his many manners of control. "Face the wall and spread your legs" he said. She assumed the convict positio
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Amsterdam's Coffee Shop Crawl
well it didn;t akw us long to find the first coffeeshop. it was right across the road from the train staion... so that was a grate start to the trip. but here's the itinerary of the ones we hit up and what we got in each. Day 1 central - northern lights 3.8grams mystery bud 4 grams greeen house 1 - jack harre 1 gram skunk 1 gram 4:20 cafe - white widow 1 gram nepal hash 1 gram bushman- jamaican 1 gram snow white 1 gram weed tea 2 paradise - mystrery bud 2 grams Day 2 rasta baby- silver haze 2.8grams barney's - G-13 haze 1.5grams De Kroon- bubblegum 1.5grams ak-47 2.4grams dutch flower-
And Then There Was One!!!!!!!!!
I never write my own blogs i always find good information about the lifestyle and post it...poems that move me or people i give props to....Today I am going to inspire myself! Due time dammit. I like to say i am broken hearted I like to say I feel the burn in my soul, that I am lost, unkept a mess. I am not. I may feel free, in an odd sort of deversion. Lies come forth, realization of reality that I knew was always happening was told to me. Other women come to me tell me I AM THE FOOL. I wont be played, I will be loved, cherished, honored, things you could never put forth to me. no mail ever came, no one showed up at my door, at my hardest times I find out where you really are...thank you to all my girls for showing and telling me things i would have never seen. My heart it may have broke if i let it. But I never hate I just walk away and know I can be loved and cherished, honored, admired, and be someone else's prize possesion......Thanks again girls for all the info
New Fubar Member
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Justin
Or I am a cool as hell Mom. :P I am sound asleep this morning and my phone rings. I rush to get it. I hear loud music and my son yelling........... "Mom, they're backkkkkkkk!!!!!!!" He had just picked up the new Metallica album! He didn't call his best friend, or his fave cousin. He called me. *Big smile* I haz teh happy.
Something
All the things you tell me is it another lie? All the things you promise me are you trying to keep me in line? All the sweet endearments are you trying to make me stay? All the things, all the things are they just some twisted fantasy? Or are they going to go poof! in my face.... some day? ______________________________________________ Don't mind me trying out a poem.. Kind of. fast written. An Anonymous letter. Dear (blank) I am going to try to let you know. That is was hard for me to make that decision as well to tell you. We have been with each other for many years, but we have obviously have grown apart. Couldn't you really tell? Yes, I love you but I am not "in love" with you. It make have been, at first all fun, happiness and a great ball of sunshine. But as the years have gone by it was slowly Deteriorating.. The verbal fights, the frustration..Money problems. Really stupid decisions, the one sided decisions. The accusati
Garden Of Love Train
Garden of Love Train The Rules are simple 1. Go to Redneck Angel's contest page by clicking on the pic below... Rate her pic... 2. Leave her at least 50 comments 3. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "In the Garden of Love" 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... This is the Thank You Tag... Please rate all the tags in the folder and leave Carrie a message that you have picked up your tag... It is best to save and upload yo
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Hopeing For The Bes
I always think about you even though you are not my mother or grandmother it is so hard to see you looking so sad an down an not happy I would hate to loose you in so many ways your son is the greatstest thing in my life an i love you all an it is so hard to know that you are in the hospitial I will always thing about you an i hope to see you soon , You are on my mind an i miss you so much i hope to see you soon love ya always an for ever
Mma
Indiana Cage Fighting Seymour Fight Series 1 (3 Consecutive Weeks Multiple Thousands of Dollars given away) Title's on tha line. When: November 8th, 15th, 22nd Where: National Guard Armory 1925 1st Ave. Seymour Indiana Yesterday, September 12, 2008 I received a letter in tha mail that has invited me to fight for Team USA in Cancun Mexico on March 14th 2009. It'll be Team USA vs Team Mexico. If I choose to accept this invitation I'll leave for Cancun March 12th 2009. Seeing how this is during Spring Break and will be in Cancun it'll be a widely watched event by those in Cancun attending their Spring Break. I have till October 1st to decide if I wish to attend or not. As it looks right now I will be there REPRESENTING USA.
*saving Myself*
Is anybody out there Does anybody see That when the lights are off something's killing me I know it seems like people care Cause they're always around me But when the day is done and everybody runs Who will be the one to save me from myself Who will be the one who's there And not ashamed to see me crawl Who's gonna catch me when I fall When the show is over And it's empty everywhere It's hard to face going back alone So I walk around the city Anything, anything to clear my head I've got nowhere to go nowhere but home Who will be the one who's there And not ashamed to see me crawl Who's gonna catch me when I fall It may seem I have everything But everything means nothing When the ride that you've been on That you're coming off Leaves you feeling lost Is anybody out there Does anybody see That sometimes loneliness is just a part of me So I ask, who will be the one to save me from myself?
*being Twenty-something*
They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don't recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren't really cold, catty, mean or insincere but that they are as confused as you. You look at your job...and it is not even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you. Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing
*revelations*
You hurt me once, you hurt me twice, but all I did was shut my eyes from the reality which everyone can see that I love you more than you love me. ?? i hate the fact that you say you miss me, but you dont do anything about it ?? Be my weekend lover. Be my spur-of-the-moment crush. I want you like a bad habit. But I'm just not good enough. ?? It's hard to watch people change right in front of you. But the worst part is remembering who they used to be. ?? it's funny how most people become who they promised they would never be. ?? Don't settle for the one who kisses your ass. Wait for the one who pushes your buttons & pisses you off on a daily bases. Love isn't suppose to be easy. It's suppose to be worth it ?? Don't come running to me when that girl puts a hole through your heart again, because I'll just walk away and leave you stranded. Just like you left me when I needed you the most. ?? I'm mad at myself, not you. I'm mad for always being nice; always aplogizing for thin
*best Divorce Letter*
Best Divorce Letter Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me any more, you don't want sex any more or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me any more, whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It 's true that you and I have been married for
Time For Another Gm
With eveyrone's help we can get her leveled. She has a ton of pictures and stash to rate! Do what ever you can, rate, bling, comment, etc. Every little bit helps out. Lets get this done!! ♥ Lori ♥ Wife 2 ScOoTeR/ Real Gf 2 DaIrishPrincess Brought to you by: Èvîl Àñgël†Ðemon Çrew ÀΜ Šhift Leader† Rating Revolution Crew Leader {Shadow Leveler} It's time to make another leveler GodMother! ♥ Lori ♥ Wife 2 ScOoTeR/ Real Gf 2 DaIrishPrincess@ fubar She's got about 557k to go! Get to pervin' Fu's! Brought to you by: lauria♥ShadowLeveler♥{{H&L BombersCo-Foun
Our Troops
Turn up your volume too theres a song! .. You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean
Me
Well Im not realy a bloger but maybee I shoudl start doing them.. to help me out with my own mind..... Today I got to sleep in wich was F`in a AWESOME!!!! Now I have to go get a shower and then off to work.....lol yep thats my blog...
My Biggest Pimp Out Ever...
~Thank You~ It's amazing how two little words can mean SO much!
Why Are Kids A Deterant?
why do women like guys till they find out they have kids? what make children such a turn off that women dont want nothing to do with you? just wondering every time i talk to a woman its all happy go lucky but then when the kids are mentioned the switch is flipped. what is this? the way i see it though is my kids are my life and anyone that knows me knows this. i am a package deal and they are the package. what is wrong with a father be just that? a father? i mean alot of these guyare making babies and leaving them before they are born, but a man that wnt to be in their kids life and wants to be a dad has to be lonley with out companionship, ohhhh well its worth the sacrifice to be my kids dad and not put them through another fucked up relationship.
$2 Million Contest
Tazers
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry ' s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I ' d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I
Said The Rose
I found this in 5th grade and have loved it ever since. It reminds me of myself in so many ways... Said The Rose I am weary of the Garden, Said the Rose; For the winter winds are sighing, All my playmates round me dying, And my leaves will soon be lying 'Neath the snows. But I hear my Mistress coming, Said the Rose; She will take me to her chamber, Where the honeysuckles clamber, And I'll bloom there all December Spite the snows. Sweeter fell her lily finger Than the bee! Ah, how feebly I resisted, Smoothed my thorns, and e'en assisted As all blushing I was twisted Off my tree. And she fixed me in her bosom Like a star; And I flashed there all the morning, Jasmin, honeysuckle scorning Parasites forever fawning That they are. And when evening came she set me In a vase All of rare and radiant metal, And I felt her red lips settle On my leaves til each proud petal Touched her face. And I shone about her slumbers Like a light And, I s
Kids Cereal Dope Addicts
ever look at kids cartoons or cereal boxes? there is some crazy shit goin on here i need to point out. ok lets start, first golden smacks, first of all sugar bear is all fucked up in the eyes, his shit is all half open and shit. not to mention a big spoon with a golden drip comin out it, ( can someone say herione). rice crispies is snap crackle and pop. snap is snorting, crackle is cooking then smoking, and pop is shooting it. and the fucking cereal is supposed to be full of little voices telling me stuff. the flintstones is full of yellin at ur wife, scooby doo is all strung out on the "scoobie snacks", I cant even begin to tell you how fucked up Gumby is i mean cmon gumby prickle and goo? bugs is a part time cross dresser, daffy fucks his friends over all the time for his own personal gain. the more i watch the more i see add to this blog if you see something i havent yet.
Nsfw Pics
I will share pics only if you have some to share back Fubucks also work feeling frisky anyone want to play????
New Lounge
Come visit us at STROKERS (still under construction)! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=60937 "STROKERS LOUNGE"COME ON IN AND ROCK OUT AND PARTY WITH US!!!"GREAT MUSIC, GREAT PEOPLE, HAVE LOTS OF FUN""HANG OUT WITH SOME OF THE BEST DJ'S ON FUBAR!!!(Sparks) OWNER OF STROKERSShow Him Some Luvin'STROKERS LOUNGE
Life's A Beach & Prince Of Pirates
> > > > > > > BRIDE > Life's a Beach & I'm Just Tanning®~aka:Barefoot Babydoll®"The Official Fu Mermaid@ fubar > > > > GROOM > PRINCE OF PIRATES aka SLASH@ fubar > > IT'S A FUBAR WEDDING THESE 2 SOULS ARE JOING AS ONE ON OCTOBER 1.2008 AT 7PM CST ALL ARE WELCOME..... > > JUDGE > JUDGE LADYBYRD02♥ PLZ READ PROFILE PAGE 1st!! * I ALSO DO FU-WEDDINGS! AND I'M AVAILABLE!@ fubar > THE JUDGE WHOM IS PREFORMING IT > > this bulletin was brought to you by judge whitedove > > ~†JUDGE WHITEDOVE™♥Greeter@Bluejeans~*FU-Angel & Team Leader Teddy Bear Snugglers& 25 To Life*@ fubar >
Food, Wonderful Food
For dinner last night I made a dish from my childhood. It is SIMMERED LION'S HEAD. No, it doesn't have any lion meat in it, rather the final dish should resemble a lion head (in an artsy fartsy way.) It is also a dish served on high occasions, as it contains enough meat to peasant feed a family for a week. It has relatively few ingrediants and should be enjoyed for the richness and simplity of the dish. SIMMERED LION'S HEAD 2 lbs ground pork 1 T rice wine or dry sherry 1/2 t salt 1/2 t msg 1 T sugar 1 T minced green onion 1 T minced ginger 1 egg 2 T corn starch Combine the above with the pork and mix well. My Mom would tell you to mix in one direction only, don't ask why, just do it! If the meat is lean add up to 3 T water. Now make a slurry of the following: 2 T soy 1 T corn starch 2 T water Divide the meat into 8 equal portions and form into meatballs, big meatballs. Then, coat the meatball with the slurry. This will give the meatballs color. Now fry them
~ Falling In Love With Love ~
~ Falling In Love with Love ~ Falling in love with love is falling for make - believe; Falling in love with love is playing the fool. Caring too much is such a juvenile fancy; Learning to trust is just for children in school. I fell in love with love one night when the moon was full, I was unwise with eyes unable to see. I fell in love with love, with love everlasting, But love fell out with me. Peace.
~ Just Once Bk ~
~ Just Once ~ One night is all I would like to ask, For you to hold me close at last. To be the one you come to love, The man you're always thinking of. To hold my hand along the street, Together our hearts create a beat. To pick you a rose from the ground, Say I love you without a sound. Move the hair that was in my eye, Make me laugh without a try. Kiss my cheek when its time to go, Leaving me with the romantic glow. Calls me the same minute you leave, Just to make sure you're home safely. To say you love me right before bed, And left a note in my room unread. "You are everything I want and need, You take my breath as you breathe . I love you, always and forever my girl, To be with you I'd give up the world". One night is all I would like to ask, For you to be with me at last. But as the nights slowly pass by, I realize you will never give me a try. Peace.
~ Walking Away ~
~ Same As It Ever Was ~ I took a 2 month break from here after deciding that this place was becoming too much a part of my life....my real life. There were a few on here that decided they knew exactly who I was and what I was just by looking at my photos or reading my blogs, but never venturing to ask me what I was really like. We have all been there, there are those that are happy to see us, those jealous of our presence, and those that just are in it for themselves and what they can glean out of you. It was a nice break. I come back to see that it still is what it is. And that many here seek the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, relationship wise but do not take the time to look at what they offer. I am here for friends...always have been. Some are closer than others but that is because they have showed no malice and have not abused my trust. I had refrained in the past from leaving comments and even gifts because of not wanting to hurt anyone else's feelings and because of s
School
As we all know, school pretty much sucks. Either the subject is boring or the professor is a moron. At the moment I happen to be in the latter though can't seem to do wrong. I love the class subject. Always wanted to learn Web Design and now I get to. Doing good so far, and oddly enough, I would have to fail every assignment from now til the end of the class to get anything less than an A overall. Anyone know of any good resources for web design? templates or explanations? Hit me up anytime if you do.
Wth??
I have gone and entered a tattoo contest that is based on rates and comments. So I am asking if you could please drop by and rate the pic and leave a few comments. Thanks to all in advance!!! RATES WILL EQUAL TO 10 POINTS PER RATE COMMENTS WILL EQUAL TO 5 POINTS PER COMMENT So just clink the link below!!!! This bully brought to you by ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Scarlett~@ fubar
T&l Member List
Welcome to the the Thunder & Lightning Levelers Member's List All New members Must Fan, Rate and Add to Friends all listed. Please Add Co-Founders to Friends & Family The Co-Founders are: LilBamaGirl LilBamaGirl@ fubar CinDragon CinDragon@ fubar Blue Homepage Thunder & Lightning Leveler's. Have you been Thunder Struck!!! No Blank Adds@ fubar Blue Homepage Team Captain's ~Lynne~@ fubar *NOVA*@ fubar BrattyBytch@ fubar Club Mystic giveaway homepage Club Mystic!~sister family to Thunder&Lightning Levelers!@ fubar Club Mystic Team Captain's Gµññý-§ @ fubar ~SouthernBaby~
Wanna Own These Fus
HEY YALL WANNA OWN THESE FUS WELL HERES YOU CHANCE IT WILL GO ON FOR A WEEK SO COME BID ON THESE FUS CLICK ANY PIC ABOVE TO BID ON THESE FUS REPOST OFTEN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex Uhmmmmmmmmmm
Rough Sex fact's Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand...................
The Penny
Question: Why Do I Send You Emails? Answer: In Some Small Way Hoping I Can Put A Smile On You Face Too! Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to go to dinner with her husband's employer. My friend was nervous about this since the boss was very wealthy, with a fine home on the waterway, and cars costing more than her house. Her husband's employer took them to the finest restaurant in town. She knew she would never have the opportunity to indulge in this kind of extravagance again, so was enjoying herself immensely. As the three of them were about to enter an exclusive restaurant that evening, the boss was walking slightly ahead of her husband. He stopped suddenly, looking down on the pavement for a long, silent moment. There was nothing on the ground except a single penny that someone had dropped. Still silent, the man reached down and picked up the penny. He held it up and smiled, then put it in his po
Jaded's World
When the world is
Me
Where you gonna be tomorrow? How you gonna face the sorrow? Where you gonna be when you die? 'Cause nothing's gonna last forever And things they change like the weather They're gone in the blink of an eye Just look at yourself, can you see where you are? Look at yourself, now you can't hide the scars. Just look at yourself 'cause there's nowhere to go And you know... Tomorrow You're gonna have to live with the things you say Tomorrow You'll have to cross bridges that you burned today Tomorrow... And everything you do, it's coming back for you You'll never outrun what waits for you Tomorrow. And are you terrified by sadness? And have you given into madness? You're running out of places to hide 'Cause everybody's got a reason To justify how they're feeling Maybe you should open your eyes Just look at yourself, do you like what you see? Look at yourself, is this how it should be? Just look at yourself, 'cause there's nowhere to go And you'll know To
Stupid Questions
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this? Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since it was a weekend, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled wit
Thanks For Nothing
Heather
I just wanted to say is that I found true love. He ia the be st thing that ever happen to me. a href="http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1712843&i=3302609376&albumid=922748" target=_blank>
A Rock And A Hard Place
I thought I would never say these words , BUT I GIVE UP. I thought that when I moved into a house my life would be easier , boy was I fooled . I have a whole new set of problems , which some have been taken care of , my utlilities are eating my lunch so to speak , I try to make ends meet and where I end up is further behind. I really am trying but when you have a roommate that keeps nagging over everything its hard to keep your composure , trust me I am really trying not to say what I am really thinking. Its almost to the point of me re-entering a part of my life I really didn't want to enter again . And that is getting cold and heartless , I do not want to go down that road again , but if I have to I will, that would mean I would have to alienate certain friends and family to accomlish this . I was just waiting on the right time to do this and right now is just perfect . I will be very selective on who I am going to let in and trust me I alady am working on this list . I
Metals Bully
7Th cïrclë ؃ hëll OMG ONOZ... DJ Metal Is On Air Only In Hell.... Get In Here Before He Sets The Rest Of Fubar On Fire!!!! Join Us In Hell Where We Know The Meaning Of Family While You Are Here... Kick Back & Relax With Some Of The Best People On Fubar We Are Hiring For Staff For All Positions, Inquire Within..... We See You So Get In Here Already! (click here to enter if you dare) (repost of original by '~Twï§TëÐ ÐrÅgØn hübbY ïn lïfë fü TØ ïnkëÐÅngël ~Enforcer& Co Owner of 7th Circle of' on '2008-09-14 08:53:13')
Sublife
Chapter 1 - Finding a Dominant • Always trust your gut. If something feels wrong it probably is. • Intuition and common sense are your most valuable instincts. • Look for the same personality/qualities you would look for in a vanilla partner. • Be yourself. Never compromise who you are to gain the attention of a Dominant. • Be clear and honest about what you are seeking in a relationship. • Some Dominants will never love you. • Some Dominants have no desire to fuck you. • Don't be afraid to say "no" to prospective Dom/mes who aren't compatible. • You do not have to take orders or obey every Dominant who approaches you. • Just because you are sub doesn't mean you should let Dom/mes walk all over you. • You do not have to spend money on, or give money to, a Dominant. • You do not have to send naked photos to a Dominant. • Be careful how much personal info you reveal to strangers. • Make a list of mandatory questions to
Weary
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Thoughts That Very Few Understand....
I believe that people argue just to make themselves feel better. I believe that it is not necessary to love yourself before you love another. I believe that everyone can do better. I believe that a beautiful mind is more important than a beautiful body. I believe that some people are simply meant to be alone. I believe in Jeffism (you'll have to ask or read later). I believe broken hearts are more common than happiness. I believe that world peace can be achieved. I believe people can learn to accept almost anything. I believe that trust is a more precious commodity than gasoline. I believe forgiveness is not always possible. I believe that marriage is an outdated institution. I believe that God has turned his back on us. These aren't lyrics, just thoughts. ;) I believe the sun should never set upon an argument. I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands. I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you. I believe your parents did the best
My First Morph Lol
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Heart Aches
in the rain tonight i sit, thinking about what u said to me. remember all the love we used to share and reminding myself that it was not me, it was u who decided that u didnt want to care. the who left me alone... running through the cold... staring into the darkest nights with out u to hold.... the one who left me crying.. curled up in the corner... i know that lessons make us strong... but when will i be stronger??? as i walk along the path, the memories come rushing in that is where u first said i love you but all that is gone now.. with nothing left but pain in my heart, i watch u walk away with someone new... while i'm the one who is alone running through the cold.. staring into the darkness with out u to hold... the one u left crying curled up in the corner... i know that lessons make us strong... but when will i be stronger????? I've got a find a way to get over you. some how some way, but i dont know what to do.... coz i dont wanna
See Me
Apparently i am to be seen and not heard so feel free to look at any of my pictures i will rate you if you rate me but i am no longer aloud to speak if you call me you will get my vm sorry all...til further notice
This Feeling
Ever had this feeling that keeps taking over, taking over your body and mind. One that haunts you and won't let you leave it behind. I want to leave it behind and say goodbye but it keeps coming back and wanting to thrive. Thrive off of all that is bad and evil. Showing its horns and taking its people. The hurt that it brings is no good to all but it keeps coming back and standing real tall. I push it away more and more each day but it keeps coming back more and more to stay.
9/14/08 Target
Smurfs - Smurfs The Smurf Village 1.Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the smurf List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... Something like i love smurfs or joining the smurf village . 2. When new people join the Smurf Village... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... 3.And Have Fun Starting with me Smurfette..Welcome to The Smurf Village ... Hot Lil Mama Rate This Folder And My co host ღHeart¡×OfLoveღ Come to me to be added she will do the tags for u Click the pic 2 Get Urs
I Need A Bling Pack
Aggrevations
Life is a jouney that everyone must take. Whether that life may be an adventure waiting to happen or, even, that life may be a romance just waiting to bloom. God’s power work in the most unexpected way in the most unexpected everyday lives of people. From those of poverty to those of the rich and fame. It doesn’t really matter whether this journey is of saddness, misery, or happiness. Your life is a journey of its own that’s like a road that must be ridden or even a wild horse that must be broken in order to be used, but not to be taken advantage of. However you may look at life; where everyone must live out and go through with all the ups and downs, and hopes and dreams. Every journey also has the unexpected turns. Some may call it fate, others may call ithe the work of God. I see life as an opportunity to grow and learn from my mistakes that I have made on the way. Some say that I have the wrong perception on how I had lived my life. Others just judge me on the
Tat Contest
ok....so this is my first contest........please vote.....I will show love to all who help. comment bombing is appreciated rate & 100 comments = 1 bling I have 15 to give!! here is the link below
Love Quotes
"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another". Frank Zappa "The world moves for love; it kneels before it in awe". Edward Walker, in The Village "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." Aristotle "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved." Victor Hugo "Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart." Kahlil Gibran "This is the very ecstasy of love" William Shakespeare Hamlet, Act ii, Sc.1 "True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart." Honore de Balzac "If somebody says, "I love you," to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? "I love you, too." Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. in Wampeters, Fo
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
Wwe Vs Tna
The Wrestling Observer is reporting that Vince McMahon has decided to pull Randy Savage as a playable character in the upcoming "Legends of Wrestlemania" video game which is slated to be released by THQ next March. Savage, who competed in 9 out of the first 10 Wrestlemania's and won the WWF Championship at two of them, is being regarded by THQ as a huge loss to the video game. In addition to Savage, McMahon has also made the decision to pull Mick Foley from the game even though his character had already been created. McMahon made the decision following Foley's departure from WWE and announcement that he has signed with TNA. Several other names were also removed from the game at McMahon's request, but those names have yet to be released.
Plz. Help Us Out!!!!
Next Saturday Sept.20 is Me & My Husbands Anniversary. Plz Help us!!!! R/F/A Us. He is my Number1 Family & Friend!!!!! Also Next Sunday Sept.21 is My Birthday. I ask all to help me out by R/F/A/Bling/Blast/VIP/HH me plz. All love will be returned. Ty for any help you may be able to give us. XOXO, Donna
Contest
Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Love.......
all my dreams i can see floating high above me. all of them just out of reach. i cant explain the way i feel. so i pray to God on my knees i kneel. i need to learn but who is here to teach??? to show me what i'm doing wrong. to take away this weakness, i want to be strong. i want to feel love again. to help me grasp onto what i need to erase my fears and make them flee. help me through this pain, i want to feel love again... Why something so spendid leaves me torn, writhing in pain on the floor of of my heart. Crying a river of tears only to sail down them lost, not knowing where to turn. Then comes the emptiness that rips out my soul leaving a void that never really heals. Agony is my only reality now, as the pain is seething from my heart, leaving little peices scattered everywhere. Never again to be mended... Never again to be used... Never again to be loved...
Wake The Demon
Well anyone who actually knows me knows some of the crap going on in my life currently and if you dont know you probally dont need to know so leave it at that. Over the past few years ive been many places and have been many things but now im going to start digging back intot he grave wehre i left my life before. Basically im going to let the demon reemerge from where i left him. If you talk to me and i am joking around and acting happy, be greatful. That isnt going to be the case much longer im goign to go back to being the mean son of a bitch you all knew and loved to hate. Why? Because I'm that damn tired of things and i feel like being cruel once again and reopening my sadistic wounds.
Loosecanon
My first date gives me pretty good directions and I navigate through the narrow streets of LaJolla, dealing with the new 'Euro' style traffic circles some over paid fuck wacked out on coke came up with while contemplating the universe... ...I pull into the back of the condo complex find a spot to park and of course I am early... Like fifteen minutes early...I can smell the ocean, the place is no more than a block from the beach...I wipe my palms off on my jeans taking care not to get any on my new shirt.. I hang out ten minutes then use my cell phone and call her..It takes a minute or so to get a signal like always on the cheap little bastard..I got to check real close too when I punch in the numbers. The buttons are perfect size for Hobbits, Munchkins, or Lilliputs... ..."Hi, it's Steve, I am here"....There's a pause,.."Ok honey, give me a few minutes to just take a shower..... I'll call you back with the condo number, ok sweetie"?.. It's hot in the fucking car..That's the th
Need Somones Help
Could you date a Nudist? I have a picture of my GF and wanted to know if anyone can make a picture or her and a real cool sea or waves pic i have one so if anyone can help be nice and well appreaciated. Vaga Could you date a nudist? if you look at this site theres alot of exoitc pics.
Peeps Who Rock
When One's A Hammer Everything Looks Like A Nail
Petrol price hit the clounds once again. But we still depend on it to have our cars running and our lights shinning. We still wait for alternative energy and renewable source of energy. I guess our politician will make us wait until they run out of the damn black gold before they let us use them. Sins are forbidden. That's not news. News are that half of them are forbidden by religion. The other half is forbidden by money :) Always try to do your best. Even to those who you thinks they don't deserve it. There are several good reasons to keep from them: 1. you don't like they eat your blood 2. they tend to be promiscuos. 3. once they got you never know how to get rid of them. fleas, on the other hand, are tiny bugs which leave bites all over your body. :)
For All Americans
http://g.dwgsee.com/wake/index.htm Just had to share this video when I saw it. May we have the strength to be strong for our loved ones that serve, And Thank you for all that serve for all that you do. If I die before you wake... Back home now I know you're probably sleepin' Over here it's the middle of the day I finally found the time to write a letter Sittin' here a half a world away I heard about all them folks protestin' As if I really want this war But that don't stop me from believin' There's just some things worth fightin' for CHORUS And if I die before you wake, I pray the world will take A good look at what God's given us That we could only understand, everything is in his hands All we need is a little faith and trust I want you to know it ain't too high a price to pay If I die before you wake Tell everybody that I miss them And I can't wait to get back home But until then I'll serve my country And be proud to wear this
Addictions
Auction
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My Fu-owner
***I want everyone to meet my new owner. She is an amazing person, always there to help when needed and now I belong to her. Please show her lots of love*** Blueeyes {Shadow Levelers} Proudly Owned by Yeahmon and Kat114@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU WITH LOVE BY luBell240-~-ShAdOwLeVeLeR*~PROUDLY OWNED BY-Blueeyes {Shadow Levelers}@ fubar
Im In The Auction Come And Bid On Me
im in a auction come and bid on me plz
Deeper Than He Goes
Living in this very moment, experiencing the heaven that's been created by us coming together and coming together..... I fold you almost in half, your screams of absolute lust and some pain but it is loved as do we the tears. I can't hear you or is that you rushing through my veins , my brain as my ears pound in near insanity at the pleasure you are bringing me and I know that I am bringing you because of the shrillness in your voice now. you scream it over and then yet again you scream out the very name of the one punishing you and loving you and loving and pleasuring you....... Isn't it perfection if it is a solitary thing and there is no other like it so how could it not be perfection.... It Is absolutely perfectly what it is I SAID! Yes. I said we are perfect in this union....... Allow it to be. ~Undergroundlabs
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In My life I haven't met a woman that has taken me so strongly. Kate is beautiful, smart, and the strongest woman I have ever met. What she does to me I can't explain, but I can only say it's Heavenly. From the moment we met I knew our friendship would develop into something lasting and precious. Thus she has become the star in my life which brings me light in this dark world and warmth always. My precious I love you. She is my baby always. Love Keith PS..Show her some love, she deserves it!!!!!!!! Here is the link please go show the love to her she deserves . KeithღKate ~ Founder/Co-Owners of Club United and ELITE@ fubar This message brought to you by Club United Home Page See Blog To Join!!!@ fubar
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Can The Y Really Be True Love Out There
i have been talking to this guy he is so wonderfull to me we have talked online and we have talked on the phone a couple of times. he is special to me and i do like him alot. i wonder is it fate or what that makes it where i am able to open up and talk to him. i have had some rough times here lately and i can open up to him and it helps i do not know if that is a good thing or not but i know it makes me feel good when i do talk to him about it. i just wonder about this is there really true love out there or what?
Fun Days @ Work!
Special Message To All The Fu Bad Girls. Please Read
ALL FU BAD GIRL MEMBERS I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND AND HAVE DECIDED TO KEEP FU BAD GIRLS CLUB™© OPEN. BUT HERE IS THE DEAL IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO STAY ON THE LIST. BECAUSE OF ALL THAT HAS HAPPEN. I WILL DELETE YOU, EVEN THOUGH I AM SORRY YOU ARE LEAVING. BECAUSE I PROMISE THERE WILL BE NO MORE DRAMA. I AM GONNA KEEP FU BAD GIRLS CLUB™© ONLY TO FRIENDS. AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO INVITE SOMEONE TELL THEM THEY ARE MORE THAN WELCOME. BUT I WILL NOT BE PUTTING UP ANY BULLETINS ON IT. THAT WAY I CAN KEEP THE DRAMA OUT. I WILL STILL GIVE OUT BLAST AND PRIZES. SO IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE JUST LET ME KNOW IF NOT SEND ME A SMILE. LOVE YOU ALL. 'HUGGGGGGGGGGS' MY LINK IS: *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*owner of Fu Bad Girls*fu gf to my sweet Velvet Moon*Rating Revolution*fu owned by@ fubar
Watch Out For This Scam
Boyfriend Applicatoin
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- DO THIS THING! I WANNA SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK! DO IT NOW OR ELSE YOULL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 5 YEARS STARTING NOW!!! ***{Ladies Title it "Boyfriend Application"}*** ***{Guys Title it "Girlfriend Application"}*** ***Basic Info*** o1. Your Name: o2. Age: o3. Fave Color: o4. Whats your sign? o5. Phone Number (you dont have to do this one): o6. Location(you dont have to do this one): o7. Height: o8. Hair (color and style): o9. Piercings/tattoos: ***Here Comes The Fun*** o1. Are we friends? o2. Would you kiss me? o3. With tongue? o4. Would you enjoy it? o5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? o6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? o7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? o8. Would you walk on the beach with me? o9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me
Ladies...this Is For You!! Lmaoo
You may need to stop at the women's restroom . . . be prepared! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! ), yank down your pants, and assume 'The Stance. ' In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the sea
Aftermath Of Hurricane
Well I have got my computer working somewhat..but not good enough yet to be on long enough. Hopefully soon I will get it up and running. Now I have another problem.We have had the last bit of the storm go through here..alot of trees down..and no electric. So, we are running on a generator. If its not one thing,,its another. My youngest just turned 8 yesterday also. Told him some birthday he had..with this storm. Hes been worried about these baby robins falling out of the tree. They are finally dead..so maybe he won't have to worry about them. Hes been wanting to find worms..to feed them. As I was laying in bed lastnight...thinking of the storm.. made me very thankful that we do not have huge storms/hurricanes... here. To think,, what we went through yesterday was bad enough.. it could have been way worst.
Nascar Train
Well then Ladies and Gentlemen...... START YOUR ENGINES!!! Wanna come join the FUBAR 500 with us?? All you have to do to Qualify is start by rating my album of NASCAR pics. (There are only 50) Once you've done that then go RATE, FAN and ADD all the other drivers. In your friend request tell them "I have a need for speed" If someone is already on your list check to see if you can RE-RATE them and then leave them a comment saying "I have a need for speed" ******ALSO****** When accepting friend requests... DO NOT JUST accept them!!! GO Back and F/R/A them as well!!! ********************************** Once you've Qualified then you will be added to the racing line-up!!! (Send me (Jamie-Lynn) a private message letting me know you're done) ********************************** There are tags for this race!! Kat will be taking care of those!! When she has them ready, you can stop by and pick yours up!! (Please rate them all when you do) ********************************
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with great sadness and a heavy heart that i inform you. i am no longer collared to Daddy McSpanks and Twisted Goddess. this does NOT mean that i am on the market. They are both wonderful people. and will forever be in my heart. I will forever and always be Their princess. even though i may not be physically collared to Them, my heart soul and spirit is and always will be. the past year and 4 months of my life have been amazing. i've learned a lot about life and who/what i am, and i have Them to thank for it. to my Mama Bear and Daddy: i Love You both with everything in me. and wish You both the best in life. love always Your princess
Arsenal!!
THE VERVE ========== Come By Me ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ # by Harry Connick, Jr. # from the album Come By Me ******************************************************* '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' .......................................................... # Our Love Is Here To Stay # by Harry Connick, Jr. # from the album When Harry Met Sally ****************************************************
Pain And Hurt
YA KNOW I HAVE BEEN READING ALOT OF BLOGS LATELY AND I FELT IT WAS TIME SOME OF YOU KNEW WHAT I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH IN MY LIFE SO GRAB A CHAIR AND SIT DOWN AND HAVE A LISTEN I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING THE LAKE COUNTY JOB AND FAMILY SERVICES UNIT AND THE SOCIAL WORKER CRYSTAL WELSH SOME OF YOU MAY NOT EVEN KNOW HER BUT SHE TOOK MY DAUGHTER 3 DAYS AFTER BIRTH ON SEPT 8 2006 MY LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT 24 MONTHS OF PURE HELL MY HEART HAS BEEM BROKEN AND I HAVE GROWN DEPRESSED AS THEY HAVE NOT LET ME HAVE A CHANCE TO RAISE HER AND HAVE HER HOME WHERE SHE SHOULD BE ALSO THIS IS TOTTALU UNFAIR TO MY LIFE AS I HAVE NOT HAD THE CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW MY OWN DAUGHTER OR TAKE HER TO THE DR'S OUT TO EAT OR ANYTHING THE WELFARE DEPARTMENT IN OHIO HAS RUNINED MY LIFE AND MADE ME SUFFER THROUGH 24 MONTHS OF HELL WILL I EVER HAVE MY DAIGHTER HOME I HAVE NO IDEA THEY ACCUSE PEOPLE OF FALSE STORIES WHICH THEY ARE UNTRUE FOR THEIR OWN GAIN
Omg! My Dad Is Crazy!
Apparently my dad was in line for trains or he's just so addicted to McDonalds! In a hurry to get McDonald's he drives right through this intersection at Warren Woods and Pardee Roads in Berrien County, Galien, Michigan. He drove straight through on Pardee Rd going North. You could turn and go Left as that the higher corner. The water was over the top of his car! He drives a 1996 Chevy Caprice which is a good size car! He's just damn lucky the car didn't stall which surprised me! We just hope he's learned his lesson. He didn't think the water was that deep. That just goes to show you all don't think or judge how deep water is over a road way. It only takes a few inches of rapidly moving water to cause your vehicle to float/drift away with the current. So please use caution when driving through water there may even be a big wash out that you can't see. If I can't see the center yellow line I don't go through and if it's going over a bridge or nearby a creek
Inner Spirit
What's your inner spirit?WolfYou are faithful and cautious. You tend to run with a group of others and like to have others around you. You are brave and also gentle.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
My New Fu-owner
OMG I'M A HENCHMAN!!! MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST TY ALL FOR YOUR HELP IN MAKING ME HENCHMAN This Pimpout brought to you by ?Kevin? >TY to all my friends!!   All who helped are very appreciated.  I LOVE ALL MY FUBAR FRIENDS.     spazzy69@ fubar MyNameIsFaith~FUBARs Charity Case Donations Accepted~Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew Mem@ fubar Cheryl~Proud Member of The Thunder&Lightning Leveling Family~@ fubar ~SassyMysticDawn~ Shadow Bombers~FU-OWNED by ~Kevin~He Rocks!!!@
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***I Am Fu Poor!!And I need Some Major Fubucks!!!I am auctioning of Different Things*** I need to Save Some Bux Up for my Oracle Gift So Come and Bid On the Different Things!!!Also Feel free to donate some bux! I will Luv U long time!lol! ***JUST CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW 2 BID*** Lets Get these Bids going Ya'll!!! Can ya Repostie plz!!Ty ! Lovies!! This Pimpout was Brought To You By.......... ☆Çðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ whå† måkê§ mê §êx¥ ÖWñÈРߥ §êx¥§åvïð®☆ &Thisisnot☆@ fubar
So Sweet
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Funny Stuff
Things you should never say to a DJ... 1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO ! The DJ has to play for more than one person...so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another. 2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT" ! BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT! 3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS.... PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. They have to put up with smoke filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night long...Do them a favor and DON'T give them a rendition of your favorite song. 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT ! Oh, sure... you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song. 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT ! The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in that theory! 6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT ! Why settle for one night? Buy the albu
Viper
Get Over Yourself
Ok, I guess I feel the need to preach some more or maybe just vent. I just feel the need to say this, and if it pisses you off, then it is most likely aimed at you. Some of the people on here need to GET OVER YOURSELF!!! You are not THAT good looking, your boobs are not that great, your pussy is not that tight, and no matter how much you think it does, fireworks don't shoot out yer ass while its playing God Bless America!!! You are no better (or no worse) than anyone else on here or anywhere else for that matter. Now, I am cognizant of the fact that some guys are just dumb asses. But think about it for a second, most dumb ass guys are not going to read your 18 page dissertation on who the fuck can send you an add request and who can't. They are dumb asses, get it, they probably can't read. So all you end up doing is pissing off those of us who can and do read and we are most likely gonna say "FUCK YOU BITCH". Sorry, but its true, and you know it. I am not gonna bling you,
A Must Watch!
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My New Auction.. Come Own Me
Sncritters & Ebay
Critters of Love is always getting donations in that we can turn around to make money off of to raise the much needed fund to save dogs from our local dog shelter without us these dogs are doom to the gas chamber. So just passing on this information for you to go look at we like watchers and we love bidders. http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/lrfncritters_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_mdoZ must live in the USA and have a eBay account ,only take pay pal and if you can`t find us from the above link you can go to eBay and look under search type in : lrfncritters thanks and have a wonderful day or night
Finally
Ike Ike Baby!! hahahaha Ike Ike Baby, Ike Ike Baby All right stop, evacuate and listen Ike is here with some big ambition People, close your homes up tightly It’s blowing like a hurricane daily and nightly Where will it stop? Yo-I don't know Turn off the lights and let’s go To the coastline Ike rocks like a vandal Start up the car and watch me drive like an animal Dang, hardware store sales boom Ike’s killing my plans like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, evacuate they tell me Anyone left will be charged with a felony Love it or hate it, you better get away Ike will hit the bull's eye, the storm don't play If you’re on vacation, Yo, Ike stalled it Check out the eye while the bands revolve it Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby Now that the people are jumpin’ With their stuff packed up and the gas done pumpin' Quick to the road, to the road no fakin’ Pass McD’s get a burger with bacon B
Triple Dog Dare
Are you skeered? Or will you take the TRIPLE DOG DARE? This is a train with a twist. You have to rate/fan/add or comment everyone but you also need to put in your status how much you need to level, no matter what the amount is. In your friend request or comment, put that you are taking the Triple Dog Dare. When you have finished the list, send me a message letting me know that you are taking the dare and i will add you. In my dreams...or yours? ~*~Shadow Leveler~*~CONVOY leader~*~Fantasy Flight Pilot~*~Fu Bad Girl~*~@ fubar tat_man73~slave2fantasy r/l b/f ~@ fubar Slave2Fantasy/Aka/Erotica/AKA/Keeper of Trains see blog~Tat _man73~R/L G/F@ fubar FØR觇_♥_Rî¢ÁÑ ~ ČLÜß FÁR~ Proud FU Owner Of ToXic SiN@ fubar ~GoofyLady~ *FuAngel * Bad Girls*Proud Member Of Love Shack*@ fubar ONE&ONLY SYCHO {FU-SLAVE TO JOHNNY}OWNER OF FUBAR ADDICTED BOMBERS/CLUB FAR@ fubar Proud Military Mom@ fubar
Cray Tanner
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Wishlists
hey my bday coming up (oct 6th)... what will i get from ya?? lots of loveing? some gifts? Blingpacks? a New VIP? hmmmm i really wonder who will think of me... may i get for easter a VIP n a blingpack?
Fubar's Hot Tamales
Nintendo DS Lite Games FUBAR'S Hot Tamales this is for both male and female rate these photos atleast 50 you can rate them all if you like http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=229107&albumid=106565&i=907028276 then r/f/a all members then send a PM marked hot tamales to TotallyHugeObsessedMCFanatic4life ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar to get your Hot Tamales Tag go see Slave2Fantasy/Aka/Erotica/AKA/Keeper of Trains see blog~Tat _man73~R/L G/F@ fubar --HOT TAMALE PEOPLE-- ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar VolfiremaninPa L.U.V. Club Co-Founder, Honorable Society of Wolves Family Member@ fubar ~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~@ fubar
Meet "the Shadow Bombers" Family
imikimi - Customize Your World COME CHECK OUR CLOSE BOMBING FAMILY . WE DO NOT DO CONTESTS FOR WE ARE NOT THAT BIG OF A FAMILY, BUT CAN HELP IF WE HAVE NOTHING GOING ON. WE DO GIVEAWAYS SO IF YA WANNA JOIN WE WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!!PLEASE READ RULES!!!! ON BOTTOM OF BULLY. NOW SCROLL DOWN AND MEET OUR FAMILY =) ♀Çhåøtï¢(FOUNDER OF THE SHADOW BOMBERS!!!) ♀Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$♀♥ ♀FuWifey
Level Up
Helping A Friend Out
c2k (a.k.a) colorado2kentucky *Rating Revolution*@ fubar She only needs just under 13k more to go to level 21!!! she has 246 pics and 37 stash. sorry this is off the main RR page, but I couldnt find anyone that can post there at the moment. http://fubar.com/user/1893116 Sweetdesire. This gal is a sweetheart and someone I call a close friend now. I met her through another friend on Fubar. She is the kind of persn you meet and feel like you have known for years. She is pretty sick right now, and I will not go into any further details about it at this time. But she has been forced to be on bedrest for a few weeks at least and is pretty bored. Drop by her profile and give her some love. She is a great gal with a big heart that has lots of room for more friends. Thanks all for reading this Tracy
So Sad
AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M-Turn your sound on too !December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what Jessica said:"If anyone has kids, make sure that you keep them with you the whole time. Don't give then to anyone that you don't trust. Trust me, I thought that I trusted Josh. But now as of December 4, 2007 at 2:29 AM, she is gone. My one & only baby . & He is going to pay FOREVER, even if he gets out of jail scott free, he will be dead no matter what. & To all my friends that know London, I am very angry & upset that I lost the love of my life, my babygirl. She died on her three month birthday .London had six fractured ribs, both of her legs were fracture, & her brain was so damaged that if
Full-time Student And Single Mom
Can I be a full-time college student and single mom? This the quest I have been on this last two years. I started off at a small jr. college, and now I'm enrolled in a university this year. The thing that really scared me is. how i'm able to go to school, work and still have time to spend with my son. His father doesn't play a big role in his, knowing he only lives 30 miles down the roads from me. I'm lucky he see him once a month. How can complish this mission that I have made for myself
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R.i.p. Richard Wright!!! Shine On You!!!
Pink Floyd member Richard Wright dies age 65 By MEERA SELVA | Monday, September 15, 2008 | 1 comment(s) LONDON - Richard Wright, a founding member of the rock group Pink Floyd,died Monday. He was 65. Pink Floyd's spokesman Doug Wright, who is not related to the artist,said Wright died after a battle with cancer at his home in Britain. Hesays the band member's family did not want to give more details abouthis death. Wright met Pink Floyd members Roger Waters and Nick Mason in college andjoined their early band, Sigma 6. Along with the late Syd Barrett, thefour formed Pink Floyd in 1965. The group's jazz-infused rock and drug-laced multimedia "happenings"made them darlings of the London psychedelic scene, and their 1967album, "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn," was a hit. In the early days of Pink Floyd, Wright, along with Barrett, was seen asthe group's dominant musical force. The London-born musician and son ofa biochemist wrote songs and sang. The band released a series of commercially
Who Wants To Own Me?? Come On... You Know You Do
I am in a gifts only auction!!!!!! Who wants to own me for a month?????? Here is a list of what I am offering: Rate all pics and stash, pics will be re-rated weekly for a month during Happy Hour. Daily comments. Daily drinks. 2 gifts a week. Owned by in name for a month. Added to top friends for a month. Pimp out in the about me section of my profile. Pimp out bulletin. SFW Salute. More can be discussed depending on bids. Thank you! Here is the link to the pic.
My Mother!
My mother is a strong willed,loving,talented and can be honest to the point of bring someone to tears,kind of woman. I love her to death! I live with my sister helping take care of our mom. Over the years she has become ill and fragile and also a little forgetful. OK,she is a lot forgetful! I can tell her I am going outside and she will completely freak out and forget where I am and the onslaught of phone calls start to my sister. Speed dial is a great thing...unless your my sister. We decided to leave her post it notes with the date,time and message next to her bed so she would see them. this however didn't work so well since her freaking lap dog from hell likes to take them off the table and go bury them! I am not allowed to the dog as sh loves it very much. I think we are going to move on to a dry erase board. It will go on the wall,away from the damn dog. I bet he likes the taste of the dry erase markers too!
My Kids And The Condoms Continued
Alright,I gave in and bought the condoms,coke and mentos. Yeah,I am that kinda mom. My 10yr old complained so much about it I finally just took him to the gas station and bought them. I am like my mother haha! I thought he was going to die! I walked right up to the lady at the counter and said"give me the cheapest condoms you have,you know the no frills kinda ones. My son needs them" I thought she was gonna drop dead right next to my son! My son is beat red and about to hit the door. I told him "hmmm,get back here! You want these for the coke,mentos and coke trick right?" I think it made the lady feel a little better,but not so much. He refuses to go inside the gas station now. Man,condoms can hold a lot of coke. :)
Push Up Bras
I like boobs.Who doesn't and no I am not bi! I just like them. Anyway,I bought a push up bra,I had some disposable income at the time. I put that thing on and holy crap! It was like I had new boobs! I swear they stuck a foot out from my chest. My boobs had more padding on them that a mental case has in a padded cell. Totally gave me issues! It was like "WOW,look at my boobs!" I know I got more free drinks that night at the bar than I ever have n my life! Hmmm,I think i need to wear that this weekend.
Cancer Awareness
No one ever knows when something so serious can strike someone close to you. It was brought to my attention that a dear member of P.h.a.t.t.y Girls/Lovers, and Fubar, is fighting a hard fight with cancer. §è××îî£å£åØwñw讧îñƒµl$ÞlåýÞèñ~$îñƒµl$¢®èw~£ºllîÞºÞGµ®lzǵlb@ fubar Our prayers go out to her and her family, because she will soon be undergoing surgery to help aid her in becoming cancer free. I would like to wish her luck and a speedy recovery, so she can return to us here. I personally ask everyone that reads this to say a prayer and pass it on to a friend so they can say one too. The prayers of one sometimes seem to go unheard, but how about the prayers of many. Fubar, please keep her in your prayers and thoughts!!!!!! imikimi - Customize Your World Sarah McLaughlin - In The Arms Of An Angel (City Of Angels Soundtrack).mp3 -
Its Pointless Asking For Help But Here Goes
Prizes are as followed: 1st place has their choice of: Happy Hour 150 – credit bling pack or 1 year VIP _________________________________ 2ND Place has their choice of: 1 month VIP 25- credit bling pack or 7 day blast _________________________________ 3rd place 12 – credit bling pack Also hit the hostess up with some love as well, she is the sweetest! Sexy T~~@ fubar Bombs over Baghdad - OutKast
Hot Chick Alert!!!
Everyone should go and shower this hot chick with love. She is my new "owner" for the next 30 days. She is an awesome girl who deserves all the love we can give her. Kept In Corsets - Fu-owned by SexySavior & Pedro El Loco, Fu-owner of KatieMae, Sarge's Bad Girl@ fubar
The Shadow Bombers
imikimi - Customize Your World COME CHECK OUR CLOSE BOMBING FAMILY . WE DO NOT DO CONTESTS FOR WE ARE NOT THAT BIG OF A FAMILY, BUT CAN HELP IF WE HAVE NOTHING GOING ON. WE DO GIVEAWAYS SO IF YA WANNA JOIN WE WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!!PLEASE READ RULES!!!! ON BOTTOM OF BULLY. NOW SCROLL DOWN AND MEET OUR FAMILY =) ♀Çhåøtï¢(FOUNDER OF THE SHADOW BOMBERS!!!) ♀Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$♀♥ ♀FuWifey
Smoking
I've decided to quit smoking...blah blah blah.....I WANT A FUCKING BUTT
Needs
HELP NEEDED COMMENT BOMB ME HARD PLS I WILL SHOW LUV BACK AFTER CONTEST OVER THATS FOR SURE LUV YA Cant Believe It featuring Lil Wayne - T-Pain Prizes are as followed: 1st place has their choice of: Happy Hour 150 – credit bling pack or 1 year VIP _________________________________ 2ND Place has their choice of: 1 month VIP 25- credit bling pack or 7 day blast _________________________________ 3rd place 12 – credit bling pack Also hit the hostess up with some love as well, she is the sweetest! Sexy T~~@ fubar BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C } PU$$YCAT*PLAYMATE P!MP@ fubar
Auction For Me
Miss
MIS BEHAVEN ~MIS UNDERSTOOD NEEDS ALL OF HER FRIENDS TO HELP OUT HERE CLICK BELOW TO GO TO THE PIC AND BOMBS AWAY Prizes are as followed: 1st place has their choice of: Happy Hour 150 – credit bling pack or 1 year VIP _________________________________ 2ND Place has their choice of: 1 month VIP 25- credit bling pack or 7 day blast _________________________________ 3rd place 12 – credit bling pack Also hit the hostess up with some love as well, she is the sweetest! Sexy T~~@ fubar Shes A Hottie - Toby Keith
Auction
Well folks im in another auction....so you kno wat that means...bid on me damit lol j/p..cum on ya kno u wanna help me out so stop by and place ya bid...
Imagine ~ 2nd Alarm Hottie~
I'M BACK UP FOR AUCTION!!! THIS IS A “GIFT ONLY” AUCTION….YOU CANNOT BID FUBUCKS! COME ON OVER AND BID, BID, BID ME UP AND TAKE YOUR CHANCE AT WINNING ME! DON’T PASS UP THIS AWESOME OPPORTUNITY!!! I DON’T GO UP FOR AUCTION OFTEN SO NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! I WONDER WHO MY NEXT LUCKY FU-OWNER WILL BE? WILL IT BE YOU??? Just click on pic and it’ll take you to the auction with all the auction offers listed. GOOD LUCK BIDDING! I'M BACK UP FOR AUCTION!!! NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE!!! 1ST TIME EVER, YOU HAVE 2 CHANCES TO OWN ME! PLUS, BID TO WIN A SFW LINGERIE SALUTE FROM ME TOO! COME ON OVER AND BID, BID, BID ME UP AND TAKE YOUR CHANCE AT WINNING ME! DON’T PASS UP THIS AWESOME OPPORTUNITY!!! I DON’T GO UP FOR AUCTION OFTEN SO NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! I WONDER WHO MY NEXT LUCKY FU-OWNER WILL BE? OR WHO WILL WIN A LINGERIE SFW SALUTE FROM ME? WILL IT BE YOU??? I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO FIND OUT
Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing
Now don't cheat. Go with the first dessert you choose. If all the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one!). Pick your dessert and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. It is pretty accurate! After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others; when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box of the e-mail header above. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue Pie 4. Vanilla Cake with C chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Icing 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be. OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you... SCRO
Perverse, By Nalo
Dancing towards your fire the energy engulfs me Begin to intrigue me Know me, for no one knows me Beg me for I beg you Possess me let me I beg to possess you Power let it over take me Let it swallow me Let it hurt me for the moans that I gasp are for your eyes only My soul screams your name as exctasy controls it. Perverse Controlled Obsession of me below me above me for me within me.
Serving In The Soup Kitchen
HOSTESS: Sherrylynn59 With the economy in the shape that it's in, many people are struggling to keep the wolf away from the door and many don't have enough to eat. With that being said, I thought that having a train to bring attention to the homeless and people without enough food to eat was a great idea. One of the many ways that people can get help is through the generosity of area churches and organizations that have such programs as "soup kitchens". So why not do your part to acknowledge that there are persons without enough to eat and join the "Soup Kitchen" Train? Rate the "soup" pics folder on my page (there are only 50). Then F/R/A everyone on the train. If you are already friends with them, please be sure to check if you can re-rate their profile. You can make your own comment or simply put"I'm serving in the soup kitchen" when you f/r/a members. CLICK on the link below to get to the "soup" pics folder....
Hello Everyone
Just looking for some new ppl to ride with occasionally in my area, and maby someone(female) to ride along. Safe Riding!!! Damn i guess im still a newbee i just found the blogs, lmfao. well hello from the heart of the Mojave Desert. Ya all take it easy now hear!!! lol
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no matter what goes wrong i will be strong for the weeks are long and the years turn up short no matter what happens to me nor what i do i will be strong for when i am low down to the ground in sorrow i will keep on and try to stay strong no matter what i will keep my head up no matter what my heart will be to the lord when i shall go i shall go strong i will be strong no matter what woman, be proud of who you are. have no man take over and make you see different. never let your spirit be broken. damn the perception and stop the incest. keep your eyes on the prize. do not let a little verbal shaming slow you down. aim for greatness, not goodness. do not try to win approval from your opponents. merely fight to win. revolutions may also arise when persons of great ability and second to none in their merits, are treated dishonorably by those who themselves enjoy the highest honors. woman be proud, stand strong, and never let go of the dream you may have
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Jamie-lynn's Spotlite Fund
JAMIE-LYNN IS GONNA BE 30!!!! Hey everyone, Jamie-Lynn's Birthday is Monday September 22nd!! I would love to get her in the Spotlight for her Birthday!! She has done so much to help me Godfather! She also helped alot with my spotlight! Along with many others. She went outta her way for so many on here! So if u could Please donate any fubucks to help it would be really appreciated!!! Also....If you donate 200k or more we will make you a personal salute together!! (Or just one of us if you want) So Please help put her in the Spotlite for her 30th Birthday!!!! Jamie Lynn Real Life G/F of Jake The Snake {Yeahmons Angels}~{Shadowlevelers}~{Fu Bad Girl}@ fubar Thanks in
Need For Speed
Well then Ladies and Gentlemen...... START YOUR ENGINES!!! Wanna come join the FUBAR 500 with us?? All you have to do to Qualify is start by rating my album of NASCAR pics. (There are only 50) Once you've done that then go RATE, FAN and ADD all the other drivers. In your friend request tell them "I have a need for speed" If someone is already on your list check to see if you can RE-RATE them and then leave them a comment saying "I have a need for speed" ******ALSO****** When accepting friend requests... DO NOT JUST accept them!!! GO Back and F/R/A them as well!!! ********************************** Once you've Qualified then you will be added to the racing line-up!!! (Send me (Jamie-Lynn) a private message letting me know you're done) ********************************** There are tags for this race!! Kat will be taking care of those!! When she has them ready, you can stop by and pick yours up!! (Please rate them all when you do) ********************************
Ski Resort
Fubar's Diamond Girls Club
Fubar's Diamond Girls this is for both male and female rate atleast 50 of these pictures, you can rate all if you like http://fubar.com/images.php?u=229107&albumid=106562 then r/f/a all members then send a PM marked Diamond Girls to TotallyHugeObsessedMCFanatic4life Owner: ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar Co-Owner VolfiremaninPa L.U.V. Club Co-Founder, Honorable Society of Wolves Family Member@ fubar Manager: DJ_Irish_Prince D.S.C. 4 Life@ fubar Girls: ?JEN?@ fubar
Help Me Get First Vip Please Ty
Help MommaDuck Win a VIP from one of our members...Liz.She only needs 6,000 comments in all (repost of original by 'Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr 𣠆hê £rïêñЧhïþ Çïr¢lê'' on '2008-09-16 19:52:56')
Help Me Get First Vip
Our Family-friend And Leader
Is Having His First HAPPY HOUR Wednesday the 17th @ 8pm fu-time! Stop By and Show Him Lots of Love and Lets Get Him To GODFATHER Before His Birthday!! Thats Gangsta - Bun B feat Sean Kingston
Auction
I'm up for auction again! So just click the link and put your bids in! My offers are through THANKSGIVING!! PLEASE REPOST! I'm Hosting a auction for October and im calling it a spook alley auction. Its simple It starts the Sept 19 runs to the 30th the entry fee is 10k. Want extra fubucks or bling packs etc this is your chance send me a message of what you are offering and a link to a picture you wanna use. Please repost HOST LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar
Dsc Bossman
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARY - Owner of Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction ALL DSC- FAMILY AND FRIENDS LETS ALL PULL TOGETHER AND TRY TO MAKE GARY GODFATHER BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY GARY - Owner of Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction@ fubar BIRTHDAY WISHES BROUGHT TO YOU BY $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C } PU$$YCAT*PLAYMATE P!MP@ fubar "INFARRED"~~~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW 4 LIFE~~~OWNER OF DOWNTOWN BOMBERS~~@ fubar Thats Gangsta - Bun B feat Sean Kingston (repost of original by '$Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C } PU$$YCAT*PLAYMATE P!MP' on '2008-09-16 20:20:58') (repost of
Rate Plz?
I am in a contest for the most rates. If you could please rate the pic for me it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks to all and much love!!! So if you could just click the link and give it a rate. Thank you all in adavance!!!! This bully brought to you by GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~OWNER OF ~Wildly Purfect~STARRY~DEVILISH~ETERNALLY OWNED BY BOOBOO@ fubar (repost of original by '~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71~R/L Hubby To Farscapecat~ &~Proudly owned by~ Scarlett~' on '2008-09-16 21:25:31') (repost of original by 'GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~OWNER OF ~Wildly Purfect~STARRY~DEVILISH~ETERNALLY OWNED BY BOOBOO' on '2008-09-16 21:30:05') (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Scarlett, &Sarcastk1, Eternally owned by G' on '2008-09-16 21:32:11')
Contests I Am In
I am in a contest! All I am asking is that you click on my pic below and drop a rate and/or a few comments. Rates are 5 points and comments are 1, so the more rates the better! Please help me out here. Thanks!! Jen Here is the link to the contest page: Just click on the pic and rate! Please repost for me! Thanks I am in a contest for a bling pack. The winner is the person with the most rates, so I would soooo appreciate it if you could take 30 seconds of your time and gimme a rate! Thanks ahead of time!! Jen Here is the link to the contest page: Just click on the pic
A Poem By Edgar Allen Poe
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chambe
Peeing In The Bushes
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag... 'Damn!' says the little old lady ... 'I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?' 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my yard backs up to the sixth fairway of the Municipal Golf Course. A lot of golfers come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!' So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'' 'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop. 'Good luck!' By the way, what's in the other bag?' 'Well', says the littl
Words
The superior man thinks always of virtue; the common man thinks of comfort. -Confucius If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties. -Francis Bacon
Pocket Taser Stun Gun
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the but ton AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn
Men And Women
Men and Women - A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. - A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need. - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. - A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. - A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot. - To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. - Women somehow deteriorate overnight. - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. - A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does. - Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die. - Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same
Auction
click the pic and if the bids get high we will discuss more!
Dark Poetry 1
We started out oerfect The inferno of Desire and Love set free Locked togher in Ecstacy between these sheets One heart beating , One soul breathing What happened to our meant to be ? Times change and so do we But our souls were always meant to be For a lifetime we've loved one another can't you see ? My heart is cracking inside of me Something has gone wrong with Our Meant to Be Mistakes were made some were mine Both of us have crossed that line But we had each other through rain and shine Forever yours , Forever mine Now I am hanging on by a thread Praying that this is not the end The love was torn apart but will never cease to be Hearts shattered before their time Give me back our meant to be Times change and so do we Souls separated but still meant to be The love of this lifetime is tainted why can't you see The love within you the love within me The floodgates of sorrow are breaking free Fight fo
Memoirs Of A Psychopath
Today Im not harping about what I have learned under a rock. Today I am harping about my mama. Known to everyone as Ma, she is a wonderful powerful woman. One day I hope to become half the woman she is. On the inside she is genuine as the come. She is straight forward about everything. Something I am finally learning is very important to be. She has a soul unlike any other I have ever seen. She gives, and gives, and gives, and gives, and just when you think she has nothing left she gives some more! Im not talking about anything specific either, this woman gives her all in everything she does. A perfectionist a heart, she strives to do everything right the first time. She makes mistakes just like everyone else but unlike everyone else she learns! Honestly, I dont believe this woman has a weak bone in her body. Steadfast and strong, I have never known her to back down from any thing or any challenge. Any woman who will stand up to a man twice her size knowing he can beat her ass and stil
Full Moon Sept 15
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Help A Good Friend Please
To all my fu-friends and Family. If you Could Would you Please Help a friend With what she needs Rate her pic Bomb her wild Make her Win And make her smile
Whiskey
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My Heart...
Mistakes I mistakenly thought I was loved…. Why would I let myself feel that way? I guess I was mistaken… I mistakenly thought I came first.. I mistakenly thought I was your one and only.. I mistakenly thought that you could be faithful.. I mistakenly thought I could trust you not to break my already broken heart…. Now my stitched up heart oozes blood once more… All mistakes I wish…. I Attempted to erase the memory, but it only cuts worse…. I hoped and prayed that I could erase the pain from the memories if I could forget them like a foolish child.. So now I sit here hoping, praying, and begging for you to come back to me. I only want it to be that way it was before… Why cant it go back to that? I wish I could turn back time and stop the incident from happening…. I wish I wasn’t the only one in this relationship who cared. I wish this was more than a one sided love… I wish… I wish.. I wish that I didn’t wonder who it was you actually love the
Thought For The Day!
The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild! The
Droppin' Knowledge
So I'm new to this whole thing, but I figured i should write a little something so that you can get an idea of who I am and not just judge by my pic. My name's Trevor, I'm from VA, but I'm currently stationed in the shithole desert known as Iraq. I am a special forces Marine and this is my 3rd tour of duty (not by choice, I was supposed to be out after the last one, but i got stop lossed...freakin Bush). I'm pretty easy-going, but while I'm over here my favorite past time is kicking ass and taking names...or not...I have a strict shoot first...don't ask questions policy. I like sports, especially basketball and football, and I can always get into a good book...anyway, I'm rambling now so I'ma wrap it up. I look forward to getting to know you all...peace for now!
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Tired Of Bs
I AM SO TIRED OF BS & DRAMA. I HAVE BEEN IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT LOUNGES IN THE PAST YEAR AND ALL OF THEM PROMISE NO DRAMA...BUT ITS ALWAYS THERE..THE MOST RECENT CAME FROM SOMEWHERE I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO...THEREFORE I WILL NO LONGER DJ ON A REGULAR BASIS OR CARRY A LOUNGE NAME IN MY TITLE..I'M GOING HOME TO MY DBC AND STAYING THERE...IF YOU ARE TRULY MY FRIEND U'LL UNDERSTAND...IF YOU DONT I GUESS YOU NEVER WERE...^5 333333/44444 TO MY FELLOW DBCmc MEMBERS..MADD LUVV TO ALL:p:p
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I'm Going To Miss Her..
This has been a long time coming and it looks like she will be gone from here in a few short weeks. She has been fighting her cancer since December 2005. It started in her breasts and now is in her stomach,liver,lungs and god knows where else. The dr has given her 3-4 wks to live. My mom died of cancer which started in her cervix and uterus and eventually went to her lungs and wrapped around her spinal cord which paralyzed her right before she died. I watched my mom died when I was just 8 yrs old. After she died I was in denial for a few years that she was really gone. I knew but I didnt want to believe it. I am going to NC to see my grandma one more time. I dont want to go after she's gone, to see her laying in that casket. I want to remember all the wonderful things about her. I want to hug her one more time, and tell her thank you for being the kick ass grandma that she was. When I was down and out, she was the one in my corner telling me I was better than that.
Attention Train Riders Please Read
~~~TRAIN RIDERS~~~ ALL THE TRAINS I HAVE LISTED IN THIS BLOG ARE TRAINS THAT I HAVE FINISHED.. PLEASE CLICK ON THE ONE YOU WANT TO JOIN AND MESSAGE THE PERSON WHO STARTED THE TRAIN. ***I CAN NOT*** ADD YOU TO ANOTHER PERSONS TRAIN Thanks FknCrazy aka Dee
Morphs I Create For Others
Hopefully the Bastard will not delete my New Yrbk account. A few Morphs to curve your jealousy of others.Hope u like Peace. What u ought to do is give me my close to 500,000 i had on my original acct.add it to this 1 please. Hows it Going?I'm Lord Wolf.Yearbook has deleted my Account,do to inappropiate morphs. Being a Groupie of mine entitles my new friends a morph or 2. Here are a few I did from my old Profile:
Just Gotta Ramble!!!!
Look through my eyes and tell me what you see, i'm no more fucked up than you would be. I want you to walk one mile in my shoes, you'll see the odds are stacked for me to lose.For every breath these lungs take, I thank the lord every time I wake. I'm not bad or a demon seed, just for so long I have been left in need. No one believes the shit I go through, but they don't go through life the way I do. The life I lead makes me stronger every day, my path is uncertain and I don't always know the way. As life keeps sending curve balls my way, I contemplate my while here I lay. Unfair things happen no matter who you are, but God only judges you from a far. Don't get to caught up in the past, the effects of what happened yesterday won't last. I don't know where to begin or even what to say...im in a situation even I don't understand...and it gets more complicated and harder to deal with as it goes on rather than easier...I dont understand people and the decisions they make...or why they fee
About Me!
I want to know how many of my friends know me. If you read this please comment this if you read this with anything you may know about me or think you know about me. Do you know what I like what my real name is am I in a relationship anything a goal I may have who my best friend is i want to know who wants to know me for real and who does know me and what they know about me. Be honest dont read what other ppl put cause they may be wrong what am i here for? please and if you really do want to learn ask questions i will answer them. thanks so much cutie?????
Purple Black Butterflies.
Purple Black Butterflies are amazing I once saw them communicating.It was after a bomb opened the ground and then i heard the most strangest sound. They had a language all there own like human voices on the phone. just then they saw me and took to the skies the puple black butterflies. The End We been together for about 8 months. Not its already seem like an pretty longtime. But what happien to u when everything happien I'll be always be with u every step of the way i will always still do everything even gets an job but maybe down the road. But now we can't have kids nomore but we did try and i guess it wasn't meant to be but i'll always keep it in my heart that will had twins. but now i'm upset alittle bit because i wanted another one so if he was mad i'm sorry but its always be alright in the end.
True Love
Have you ever met someone that with every word they spoke to your soul, where angels live and there is no cold. Have you ever known as person so loyal and true that your heart aches for just a moment of their time, and when you actually get it there is no reason or rhyme. Have you ever met someone that made you feel like more than you are, and sees things in you that you thought were too far. Have you ever met someone that makes you smile without saying a thing, and just make you feel so good you cant help but laugh and sing. You make me happier than I ever thought I could be, with one glance you bring the best out of me. I want to make you happy until the day I die, thoughts of my life without you make me want to cry. You show me the beauty in everyday life, you even make me want to be your wife. I want to be with you more than anything on earth, we were meant for each other right from birth. No matter what people say about me and you, no one has ever made me feel the way that you
Promise To My Child!!!
As life begins a promise is made, before you a golden path is laid.One with love and compassion and if lucky with lust and passion.You see my little girl its all in what you see, for it will be love and devotion you see in me.A lifetime of hurt will occur in time, the finer points can be so sublime.I don't want you to ever wonder if I love you so, I love you from the highest high to the lowest low. No matter what you do in life, I will be there for the wonders and the strife. I will stand by you and try not to judge, I will be that protection around you that just won't budge. You can count on me your whole life through, always behind you steady and true.
You've Got To Be Kidding Me!
Received this message with a shot of tequila. Should I be flattered because she thinks I'm pretty enough to flirt with her boyfriend? Should I be offended......who the hell am I kidding NOTHING offends me :) "Good afternoon! I have a question for you, I want to know if you can help me out to see if my BF is up to his old tricks. Can you talk to him in his shout box and flrt big time with him and see what he says? I not that ok. Have a nice day hun, oh if you do I will rate all your pics for you as you talk to him. let me know, and i will give you the details." I haven't responded yet, still debating. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please Stop ‘please’ing Me
Please Stop ‘Please’ing Me Lance Kirtley Another late night spent out with the boys You try to come in without any noise I gotta wonder how long will this gme will go on Keep it up one day you’re gonna find me gone Another twelve pack you drank today I don’t understand why you get this way My friends keep askin when will it be enough Being on my own wouldn’t be as rough I say it’s over and say good-bye That’s when you start feedin me the same old line “Honey would you please…” “Baby could you please…” Beggin me on bended knee I’ve had enough!! Please stop ‘please’ing me Another birthday of mine has past I don’t see the difference from the last I ask myself do I mean a thing to you What’s this relationship comin’ to (Chorus) (Instrumental) (Link) The black and blue has faded away
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