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Giveaway!
The Bad Wolfy Yep He is doing it again... He is in Stephanie Lynn's Giveaway.... and this is Timed so we need lots of help!! Here is the deal The Bad Wolfy Going to pay you for your Comments... 5,000 FOR EVERY 100 COMMENTS!!! And when you are there PLEASE RATE IT! Now lets Comment this picture out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made with much LOVE by: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ Fu-Own By Mikey For Life! Fu Wife To Besame Como Loca & The Bad Wolf@ fubar

Rohnnda's Ravings
Nights of the broken Cherry blossom To me, for my survival On this lovely night, I don't need another broken cherry blossom beneath my father's orchard trees--Yet, here he comes, my mind goes... To the candles in the sky, being fogged by the rain that floods my eyes, nestled on by a pale crescent moon... Like tiny souls, illuminating my way to an unknown heaven that brightens my stay, accenting the darkness, these angelic protectors... Like a fine fleck of golden dust that numbs, that's why in them I trust, the breaking of my cherry blossom. Rohnnda Sayri Benavente Copyright ©2008 Ah, summer...it seems like the perfect time to nurture your soul. But chances are you can't pack your bags for a three-month stay at a convent or an ashram. The good news is that as schedules change and days lengthen, you can do a few simple things to renew your soul and expand your spiritual horizons--and you don't have to leave town to do it. No passport or vow of s

Real Red Dragon Staff Auction
THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE ALL STAFF AUCTION....OWN ME FOR 30 DAYS!!JUST CLICK THE PIC TO BID ON ME! Just click the lounge logo to come visit us and join our family AUCTION STARTS TUESDAY JULY 22ND 10:00 A.M. EST AND RUNS TIL TUESDAY JULY 29th MIDNIGHT EST RULES #1. MUST SUBSCRIBE TO LOUNGE TO BID #2. MINIMUM BID IS $10,000 FUBUCKS #3. Cash bids overrule all fubuck bids...CASH BIDS ARE LIMITED TO ANYTHING YOU PAY CASH FOR ON FUBAR #4. LOUNGE RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED #5. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA...THIS IS FOR FUN FOLKS! WE ARE ALWAYS HIRING...FEEL FREE TO ENQUIRE!

Happy Hours!!!
My lovely friend Moet is having a Happy Hour tonight at 6:00 pm Fubar time!! Please make sure you watch for it and go give her LOTS of love!!! She is an amazing woman!!! I would really appreciate it! Moet Owned by §êx¥§åvïð®@ fubar

Please Come And Help Me Out
To everyone please come into VIPER to have some fun and to listen to some good music. I would like to have all my friends and fans and family in the lounge since i Terrie took it over. So please come and have some fun. And help me level up. Please come and join in the contest the first peole that bring in at least 10 people will get a gift and i rate people when they come in the lounge so come and join in the fun.

Love Like This...
"Take Me There" By Rascal Flatts There's a place in your heart where nobody's been. Take me there. Things nobody knows, not even your friends. Take me there. Tell me about your momma, your daddy, your home town, show me around. I wanna see it all, don't leave anything out. I wanna know, everything about you. And I wanna go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams and wishes live, where you keep the rest of your life hid. I wanna know the girl behind that pretty stare. Take me there. Your first real kiss, your first true love, you were scared. Show me where. You learned about life, spent your summer nights, without a care. Take me there. I wanna roll down mainstreet and backroads like you did when you were a kid. What makes you who you are, tell me what your story is. I wanna know, everything about you. And I wanna go, down every road you've been. Where your hopes and dreams and wishes live, where you keep the rest of your life hid. I wa

White Trash
i was just in the mumms and i cant beleave how many people use this term they use it if you say i was rased in a traler park or if you live in the bad part of town or if you are down and out or if you listen to the wrong music...I know what it is but i am crouis what others have to say ...Me myself i was rasied in a tralir park ...I own 4 cars and yes 2 are in peaces right but there in the grage lol i where blue jeans and my number 8 hat dose that make me white trash lol......this is my first blog lol lets hear what you got to say

Life Sucks Lately
Everytime it seems as though almost everything could be perfect, I am thrown a cruve ball and it takes me down a winding road to self destruction. I am heading down that road once again at the moment. I was just spending time with my family on my moms side and I just don't feel like I belong. On my dads side, I just havn't had the contact to even fit in, so it's always been kinda weird. ~and now my dad and step mom, through my step brother, have ganged up on me to make me feel even worse and more useless. My step brother has been living with me since February and I have to say, it has been no cake-walk. Most of the time when he was here, I'd have to beg for money for the bills, and he would stay locked away in the middle bedroom(his room). It's like having a dirty little secret in there. He also bought my 92 Paseo before he moved in here. I am still owed $100 on that. This is where my recent frustration with my dad and step mom come in. Apparently, since he bought it from me

Booboo!
BooBoo Lindsay Lohan - First - BooBoo, The owner of the Shadow Levelers, a good Friend... Mother of 2 sons that are her everything.They take her on new adventures everyday. Never a dull moment with them.... She loves football. she is a diehardt Steeler Fan. She likes to play in her psp(paint shop pro) and make tags and things for friends. She is addicted too Pepsi She loves penguins and dolphins. She was Born: * Date: 19 * Month: August This Woman Need some LOVE and I will ask You to go and Show Her some!! ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1@ fubar Thats Her Link NoW go and RATE THE F*CK OUT OF HER!! This Pimp Out is brought to you by: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ Fu-Own By Mikey For Life! Fu Wife To Besame Como Loca & The Bad Wolf@ fubar

Respect This Man
I am so lucky to have one of the most amazing owners on fubar!! Ya'll need to go and show this man some mad love and respect!F/R/A him!Spank his page hard!and cha blinggggggg blinggggggggg him even harder!!! he is the sweetest most honest truest friends i have!I am so blessed to have him as my owner!He rocks the Fu!!!Help me show him tons of love!BEDROCK TY FOR BEING YOU AND BEING TRUE!!LOVIES YA!! bedrock cute and cuddley owened by xciteme and owner of sexy xciteme and owned by sexy rustic foreve@ fubar This pimpout was brought to you with mad love and respect by.............. ~*~Çðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ whå† måkê§ mê §êx¥~*~@ fubar

My Fuking Bully
SHOW LOVE DJ DISTURBED {R/L/H2SYCHO}~!~ FU OWNED 'cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH@ fubar (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat &Sarcastk1' on '2008-07-21 22:15:17') (repost of original by 'GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl' on '2008-07-21 22:16:12')

Slave Wanted
My Master and I are out to find a Female slave willing to live and travel with me and my Master. We travel the country performing on stage and doing photo shoots. The female slave will also be trained in the De-Sade lifestyle and will learn the daily operations of a photo/Video Studio. The female slave will be single and have no children or pets. The female slave will not use drugs and must be well groomed. The female slaves transportation and room and board will be taken care of. The female slave must be physicaly fit and healthy with no STD's. My Master has over 20 years in the De-Sade Lifestyle of BDSM. We travel the country attending Conventions and doing photo shoots and stage shows. and need a live in slave. We are on tour currently up the East coast to Toronto then work our way back down to FetishCon in Tampa mid August. The we head west toward Cali all the way up to Seattle before ending the year in LA for new Years blast. Write us and let us know your interested.

My Birthday Pimp Out By Teresa
OMG ITS A BIRTHDAY AND She is so close to DISCIPLE Let's help her make her day even more special by making her our next disciple. RATE HER, SPANK HER, BLING HER LETS GET IT DONE ~♥ TROUBLE~ ♥~*~MEMBER OF CLUB UNITED,CLUB F.A.R.,LIFESAVERS@ fubar This pimpout brought to you Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver@ fubar

Fubucks Auction Winners 7-22-08
Here are the results to my Fund Raising Fubucks Auction.. If you won please contact me.. be sure to contact the person who you bid on.. there links will be included if it's not from me.. have any questions feel free to private message me.. Thank you all for participating.. and a special thanks to the men who donated to me. ya'll are awesome *hugs* 1 NSFW SALUTE FROM ME WINNING BID: 400K WON BY: Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar 1 NSFW VID SALUTE FROM ME WINNING BID: 500K WON BY: DJ Countryboy Superman (Leader of the JLM & The American Sex Symbols) (Owned by Zatanna)@ fubar 10 EDITS WINNING BID: 20K WON BY: *Thump☆Star*™@ fubar 10 GRAPHICS WINNING BID: 55K WON BY: Photobug is FuOwner of Morgan le Fay and LaUgHiNgGiRl@ fubar 3 BULLYS MADE FOR THEM OR A FRIEND WINNING BID: 35K WON BY: Photobug is FuOwner of Morgan le Fay and LaUgHiNgGiRl@ fubar LINK ON MY PROFILE FOR A MONTH W

Club Enigma
About Our Lounge & How it's formed: I'm sure we've all been fucked over sooner or later by some1 else in our lives right? This is how our lounge was formed. We've been lied to and promised so many things by other lounges. Or we've been demoted for NO reason that made any sense. RIGHT NOW We're Looking For Hotties For Our Lounge, If You're Interested Hit Me Up (leave a comment so the other High Council can see and check you out) Some general Guidelines: 1. SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE!Ya Need 1 No If's And Or Buts! 2. Able To Handle The Pervs, Jerks, Assholes, So on and so forth 3. Be Able To Promote, Comment Bomb, Mass People On Here. And Spread The Word about the lounge As for the cams: No ones gonna be directing you. What so ever you wont be told what to do. You can do as you please, When you please. Not when they ask you. it's up to you. We're all here to have fun Our lounge comes complete with NO drama (and we'll make sure of it) We Have A High Cou

Thoughts
IM just fuckin tired now. I need a serious lower back fusion from skatin when i was youngert and my days down shovelin coal at the lakefront. i have a inch of height my vertabrea sticks out like 2 inches farther than all the rest. it always feels like i have a screwdriver in my back and im tired. i sleep for days because wasted movement means more pain and i am losing my will to even get up anymore. i am not a quitter so i am against suicide but im losing this battle its 30 mg perks 3 times dayly and im still in some numbed sense of pain it has changed my p[ersonality i find myself nodding and affirming people conversing with me wiht out actually hearing what they are saying. because i am trapped in my pain. i dont have insurance atm and i am fucked. i have always be;lieved when one door closes another opens up but i am starting to lose face here. my attitude for life is deteriorating rapidly and I am treading water right now. just thoughts so any of my friends dont get worried keith w

Decadent Delights (erotica) By Babs
Decadent Delights by Babs aka Sondra Sandy had never been what you honestly could call wild or easy. She had, in the past, had a one night stand or two and a few threesomes but she was by no means a Slut. She had never been a Slut and never would be a Slut. She was what you could call “fun” though, if the mood struck her to be so. Her heart belonged only to Rick. She had been in a loving relationship with Rick for only a short time when he had brought up the issue of wanting to have a threesome with another woman. Sandy hadn’t exactly jumped at the idea, as in the past it had destroyed an otherwise loving relationship, but over the course of a few more months Rick had kept bringing it up until Sandy decided that it might be fun. They had agreed that if she allowed another woman into their bed, he would allow another man in. They had played with a neighbor, Susan, and Sandy hadn’t exactly had fun with her. Susan was very dull and not very well versed in the ways of

Horny Hikers (erotica By Sondra)
Horny Hikers by Babs aka Sondra Dina was napping in the tent while Ron was out for a walk along one of the nature trails along the edge of the mountain they were camping on. They had had a rough night as the temperature had taken a sudden drop and they couldn’t get warm. The sun had warmed the area quite nicely, not too hot nor too cool, so a hike was in order. They had gotten up early and built a fire to warm up by. It was now mid afternoon and Ron was enjoying a little free time while Dina rested. As she lay sleeping in the tent, fully naked, Ron had met up with some other hikers along the trail and struck up a conversation, making friends quickly with them before heading back to his and Dina’s campsite. He hoped Dina was still sleeping and having sweet, sexy dreams. Dina was doing just that when Ron arrived back at camp. He unzipped the tent flap slowly, wishing to not wake Dina, and crawled inside next to her. He had stripped off his clothes before entering the ten

What Do You Really Want??
What do you really want By Sondra What do you really want in life? Do you want love?Trust? Acceptance? Faithfulness? Do you want honesty? Friends? Togetherness? Attention? A life mate? Whatever it is you want in life, always remember that you get out of life what you put into it! If you willingly give love, you will receive love from someone who is willingly giving it in return, if you want someone who will be faithful, you have to be in all ways faithful. If you want friends, you have to be friendly. If you want others to be honest with you, you have to be an honest person yourself. If you want someone to give you their undivided attention, you have to be willing to give that person your undivided attention in return, or even sometimes give your attention first. If you want to be fully accepted "as you are" then you have to accept others in the same way. Do you want to be trusted? Then you have to learn to trust! As for happiness, others cant make us happy, we have to choose to

Marvelous Meaghan
" Marvelous Meghan " By Sondra aka Babs Paul and Sondra had been on the back of the Harley for several weeks, just cruising the countryside, visiting friends along the way, enjoying a much needed vacation. They had camped out and cooked over an open fire most nights but now they were tired, sweaty and hot, very much in need of a shower and home cooked meal. An iced down drink would be great as well… Arizona was sweltering on this particular late afternoon in May, but they knew that the desert heat would be replaced by deep chill come nightfall. They wanted to make camp and get cleaned up long before dark so that Sondra’s long hair would have time to dry before the night set in, but so far there were no rivers in sight. A few miles further on, they neared a small town and stopped to gas up the bike. They got some cold drinks and being that there was no river nearby for them to bathe Paul asked the clerk where the nearest hotel was. While he was getting directions, Sond

Naughty Nikki
“Naughty Nikki” By Sondra Nikki was a young, full figured blond, blue eyed young woman of 24 who lived next door to Rich and Deidre. She hadn’t been around to visit much over the years that the couple had lived next to her and her man, but had taken an interest in stopping in on an almost daily basis, usually on the pretense of asking to use the internet. Rich and Deidre were both major flirts and liked to play with others from time to time, and it was looking like Nikki had an interest in the couple, other than the internet she used at their place. Deidre had a habit of walking around the house naked or near naked and both she and Rich had noticed that Nikki’s eyes seemed to follow Deidre everywhere she went. This was pleasing to both Rich and Deidre since she was Bisexual and he enjoyed seeing two women together and then joining in. Nikki had came up one day just as Rich and Deidre were getting out of bed and Rich quickly threw on his pants to answer the

Please Vote
Paul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic. Here is a link to get to the site: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2 Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well... Thanks, Me

Lord Wolf Presents
Creed Presents His First Auction: Picture Link: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923# Contestant #1.Lakota Princess http://fubar.com/i_come_in_peace Thumbnail Link: ---------------------------------------------------------------- Contestant #2 Lord Wolf: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923#518105731 http://fubar.com/lrlsociety Thumnail ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Contestant #3 WitchesBrew http://fubar.com/witchsbrew http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923#3998212940 Thumbnail:

1957 Vs 2007
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. S cenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD.

My Kids.
Ok well today @ 2:30 i have a doc apt for her.. She is favoring her left side, Her right side is he-man strong.. But like i said shes favoring her left.. for those who dont know, She was born 8lbs 5 oz May 12th of this year, She was 3 weeks early, So, this will be a continuing blog, I'm scared to think she may have muscle problems, But we shall soon find out.. shes going today to get her first series of shots. poor girl, I hate having to drug them afterwards to keep any possible fever down, So, on goes my daily fight with Bane, I snapped last night and said something i totally regret.. "I don't care about illyria" I said this out of my own selfishness,. Anyone who knows me knows That that's a bullshit lie I bend over for my kids, sometimes tying myself in knots to make sure they have everything they could possible need. It doesn't help bane has to fight.. in this world for the love of our other daughter Jadein aka J-bug.. He asked her do you love mommy she said yup! sure

Poems
Have I ever told you, just how much I care. That when you need a Friend, that I will be there. Have I ever told you, just how much our friendship means to me. That when you arn't around, that your face I still see. Have I ever told you that, you mean the a touch of your hand, sends love all the way through. That without you by my side, I feel as if a part of me is missing, you complete me, that is just what you do. This is to all my awesome friends on fu-land and in Life. You will never know just how much you all have touched my life, and if i never tell you again. Know that this comes from the heart. IFLY to you all..

Screwed Up
been through rough time last few days.. well last 5 yrs actually. Won't go into it all...but anyways..not up for chatting much lately. sorry .. Might be some changes going on in my life.. not sure yet what they will be. Anyways, just a heads up.

Ty For Makin Me Fu King
Thank You to Everyone Who Helped Me To Fu King Thru A Persistant Wave Of Family Love and A Massive Final Push Last Night with no group help These Folks Deserve Tons of Luv – Fan, Add and Rate them If you haven’t already ~Sensual Breeze~ SexySandi Berry Berry Quite Contrary His Sweet Obsession ROD67~{SHADOW LEVELER}

Out Of The Ashes
Out of the Ashes Looking up desperately searching for the light. Reaching out her hands to find the way out. She yells and screams for help for the first time in her life. Just then she feels an arm reaching down into the ashes pulling her out of the Darkness into the light. She fights to see the face of grace. The sunlight burning, so bright. Then he appears. She sees the angel. The angel of light. She asks him why, and begins to cry. He whispers into her ear while holding her near because you see you are important, special, loved and needed. You are so very brave. You fought through the darkness. The abyss could not have you because you did not give up! You continued to have hope and faith in your plight. There are still lost ones that need you. Rest now my love, His purpose for you is not yet done You are not alone You are loved She falls asleep in his strong safe arms all the while gazing into his Beauitful eyes and smile.

For True Americans Only
"Red Fridays" If you are a American you have to read all of this, it's not that long, I read all of it, and I'm proud and lucky to be a American......... > >As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." > >Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was >in >the airport, returning home, I heard several pe ople behind me beginning to >clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the >greatest >act's of patriotism I have ever seen. > >Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, as they >began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly >to >their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, >probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm >not alone. > I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and >supports our troops and their families. > >Of course I immediately stopped and began clapp

Jugs Contest
Help me support Jugs - we are moving to a new contest in August and need new ladies - Now the prize is worth $$$ and or Gift certificates - Please help and repost so we get hits and tell your friends to send in shots for judging - - we now even accept VIDEOS BTW - - -I WON

Pimpout From Booboo
Todays Troubles birthday shes getting really close too Disciple. Shes always rating too show love too her friends. She will help you in anything you need. Shes such a giving person. Let's she her some love shes got lotsa pictures and stash too rate. Love her with some bling. Show her some love and help give her a great birthday present Disciple!!!! ~♥ TROUBLE~ ♥~*~MEMBER OF CLUB UNITED,CLUB F.A.R.,LIFESAVERS@ fubar

Special
What can i say about my new owner? She is truly one of the sweetest, most wonderful people i have EVER met! She is just so friendly to everyone, and will help as many people as she can (including me, for some reason...... lol) So....... If you want a really good friend, go to my friends and F/A/R Hoakie Girl, i really don't think you will regret it!!!!!

Testing
GET IN DARK DESIRES AND ROCK OUT WITH DJ VIRIGO ... IN THE ONLY LOUNGE ON FUBAR WERE ALL YOUR DARKEST DESIRES COME TRUE HIT THE LINK BECAUSE U KNOW U WANT YOUR DESIRES TO COME TRUE TEMPTATIONS PLAYHOUSE IS HAVING AN AUCTION ALL MEMBERS AND STAFF R WELCOME TO JOIN IN... IF U NEED INFO ON THE AUCTION PLEASE TALK TO DJ NIGHTSCREEM SARAB,VAMPGIRL, OR PASTEL PRINCESS.. THE ACUTION WILL START ON NOVEMBER 15TH AT MIDNIGHT, IF U WANT IN PLEASE LET US KNOW SO WE CAN SET U UP CLICK THE CHICK TO ROCK OUT WITH US IN TEMPTATIONS PLAYHOUSE

Top Ways To Know You're A Drunken B*stard
Top signs you're a drunken bastard: 1) You frequently urinate outdoors. 2) You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half hour later you're afraid you won't. 3) You fall asleep taking a dump. 4) You believe that spilling a beer is Alcohol abuse. 5) You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you. 6) Find its easier to study drunk 7) You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center 8) Beer ads make sense. 9) You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet, and you are so dry that it sounds mighty thrist quenching. 10) You wake the next moring and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room. 11) The space on your drivers license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot". 12) You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer. 14) You need to take witnesses with you to confession because you can't exactly remem

A Love That Died A Long Time Ago
~*A Love That Died TimeAgo A love that died a long time ago , hope's and dreams that are once no more, the love I had for you was stone and steal, the power of knowing that it wont heal, I can see you love them with all of your might, you would scream they name when we argue at night, you close the door to call them to, you whisper so low when you call them boo, you smile in my face while lying to my heart, but that's the love of one*s broken heart... by Azul

My Internal Fight
Some days I'm full of happiness, others I'm so down I know not what to do. I know Not what to do about the situation that haunts me most. I'm haunted because I'm afraid of the truth that I wish to know. The truth is what I want the most. To me this is all a vicious circle of lies in which has become known to me. I was betrayed, lied to and mislead by the one I continue to call my Love. The Love i refuse to let go because of my emotions. Some emotions tell me to let go, most of them tell me to continue to hold on, because i refuse to give up on a challenge, that has crossed my path. I refuse to back down from any challenge i know i can get through. This is by far the most vicious challenge of my life. My days are long and feel like eternity. Nights even longer without your warmth by my side. It's hard to concentrate on anything. Without you, it's hard to do anything, so i sit and daydream. Daydreams of having you by my side during the day. Dreams at night are of you

I Can't Wait
OMFG!!!!! I haven't seen Lonnie since Sunday. I can't wait until I can see him again. I miss him so much. I love him so much. I can't stand being away from him. I don't know why I can't, but I just can't help myself. When I leave him or he leaves me it's like a piece of me is missing, and the only way that I feel whole again is when I am around him. Its funny. I don't have to have him next to me to feel better. All we have to be is in the same building and I feel whole again. He could be in one room doing his own thing and me in another doing my thing and still feel fine. But, the moment that we are away from eachother its like a piece is gone. I can't sleep eat or breath when he is not around. Does this mean that I am in love? Could this really be love? I hope so, but if it is not love then I hope this never ends. I don't ever want this feeling to end. I have never felt this feeling before. I thought many times that I had, and rushed into relationships and f

Feeling Sorry For Myself
I feel shitty today, Im depressed and dont have any motivation at all! I have been sitting at home for days not doing anything but staring at a computer. I dont have many friends anymore because I cut myself off from people that just used me and got me into trouble. So the friends that I still have are too busy with their lives to talk to me or even just see how Im doing. I havent worked in 3 months... I have always worked! I cant stand it. I moved to a shitty town where no one can find work. Im just tired of not having a life. Im tired of feeling like a bum, tired of not having any motivation, tired of stupid people, Im just tired of me and my life right now. I get like this every so often and I hate it, its really hard to get myself going again. I just feel like sleeping. I want to do something with my life but it seems like whenever I try to do that something gets in the way and stops me.... whatever fuck it!

Jobs
I got a interview this thursday at the video store thats in the city..well outside the city..I'm seriously hoping that this comes through. I am so tired of living off of scraps and unemployment money. It'll be a job and everything else and put more food on the table which will be freaking awesome. So, my fellow fubarian friends who I ♥ dearly. Pray, to God, Jesus, Baby Jesus, Allah, Buddah, George Washington, Ra, Whatever!...just put me in there in hopes I get this job. :D *does the happy fat man shout dance*

The Coping Diet
THE COPING DIET Only girlfriends can understand this one. This is specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey's kiss Afternoon Snack The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips Dinner 4 glasses of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size supreme pizza 3 Snickers Bars Late Night Snack 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That is why I had to pass it on; I didn't want to risk it.

Things I Wrote
When you're feeling down and blue, And you don't think you'll get through, Remember, "I love you." When life gets rough, Making things tough, Remember, " I love you." When things don't look true, And all is getting you down, Remember, " I love you." When you lose hope, Don't give up just, Remember, " I love you." When you look to the skies, And ask for help, Remember, " I love you." When you open your heart, To love you will, Remember, " I love you." What Is A True Friend?? Is it someone who will always be there Or someone who will never be around? Is it someone who will lend a shoulder to cry on Or someone who will walk away without a care? Is it somone who will listen with sympathy Or is it someone who will judge you? Is it someone who will hold you close when you get scared Or is it someone who will push you away? Is it somone who will be like you Or someone who is like a ghost and not there? You are my True Friend. This po

Ty To All My Friends, Family, And The Shadow Levelers!
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID TO MISS SOMEONE, OR MAY TAKE ME ALL DAY TO GET EVERYONE! EVEN THEN, CHANCES ARE I WOULD MISS ONE. SO I'M SENDING ONE MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU THROUGH THIS BLOG. WHEN I STARTED OUT TODAY I THOUGHT WOW WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD LEVEL. BUT I KNEW NO WAY I HAD WAYYYYYYYY TO MUCH TO EVER ACCOMPLISH THIS. YOU ALL HAVE SHOWED ME THAT NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE IF PEOPLE SET THEIR MINDS TO IT. MY LITTLE GUARDIAN TODAY SHOWED ME SHE WAS DETERMIND NO MATTER WHAT. FOR THIS I WILL FOREVER BE IN DEBT TO YOU ALL. THIS ALL COULDN'T HAVE BEEN DONE WITHOUT ORGANIZATION, FRIENDS, AND ALOTTTTTTA LOVE. MY DAY STARTED OUT TO BE THE CRAPIEST EVER. I GOT CALLED INTO WORK, MY SON IS AT ARMY BASIC TRAINING, MY KID WAS AT WORK ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS MY DOGS LOL. SO WASN'T SO BAD GOING IN. THEN I SAW SOMEONE POP ON MY PAGE AND I THOUGHT OMG IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN! SURE ENOUGH THE RATES STARTED OUT AS 1 PERSON, THEN LITTLE WHILE LATER ANOTHER THEN WHAMMM

What Do You Do?
Hey everyone! Yes, I am one of those who can not afford to buy blings, or at least not very often. I however do like to help others. I know the auto 11 blings are pretty great! I have gave one to a couple people and they loved it! Here is the deal, you can not buy them for yourself! So, if you want to one, here is what I will do! If you buy me a bling pack, I will use it to get you an auto 11 bling. 1 25 bling pack = 1 auto 11 bling 1 70 bling pack = 4 auto 11 blings 1 150 bling pack = 7 auto 11 blings THESE BLINGS WILL ONLY BE GIVEN DURING HAPPY HOUR BUT YOU CAN BUY THEM AT ANY TIME! PLEASE REMEMBER THOUGH I WILL ONLY BLING YOU WITH THE AUTO 11 DURING HAPPY HOUR SO YOU AND I GET THE MOST POINTS! Also, if you would like to give me an auto 11 that would be cool! Anyway, I love helping people, and this would be great for if you are going to have a Happy Hour, or if you are trying to level up! Please make sure to let me know by private message if you w

Boya!
I am owned by this man for June, extended through July by me because of the way my life has been LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar And check out this bitch! ~♥ColdHeartedBitch♥~Spanker Member~Fu-owned by Lauria~@ fubar I am her owner and I gotta tell you, she rawks!! So go check em out! Spank em hard! Tell them I sent ya! lauria♥Shadow Leveler♥{{H&L Bombers Co-Founder}}Owned by LoneWolf@ fubar

Tied Up Tuesday!
Happy Tied Up Tuesday!!! If You Manage To Get Loose I Need Your Help!!!! I Joined A Contest The First To 30k Comments Gets 2Million Fubucks And A Pack Of 25 Bling.... So Please Come Rate And Comment The Hell Out Of My Pic!!!

Funny
For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife watched as her husband read the card, turn ed white and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Thre

Contests
So Fresh needs 55000 comment to win a 1 year VIP. Rates count as 5 comments so please go by and rate her pic and while you are there leave some comments. Any and all help is very much appreciated. So, what are you waiting for? Go do it now!!!! Just click the link below: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=207875&albumid=1287761&i=917973485 (repost of original by 'Life-of -the-party' on '2008-08-27 18:18:24') (repost of original by 'SBM08~{Shadow Levelers}*~Fu-Owned By Sexy Annie Fu-owner of killa klown & Dee75' on '2008-08-27 18:19:57') MY HH GIVEAWAY! IM ALMOST THERE I ONLY NEED ABOUT 6K IN COMMENTS TO REACH MY GOAL! COME BY AND DROP A FEW COMMENTS! IM IN ANOTEHR GIVEAWAY FOR A 25 CREDIT BLING PACK! I NEED 10 K IN COMMENTS TO REACH MY GOAL! GEORGIA GURL IS IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A 1 MONTH VIP! SHE NEEDS 10K IN COMMENTS!! PLEASE COME BY AND SHOW SOME LOVE! > IM IN ANOTHER GIVEAWAY! FOR A 1 YR VIP! I NEED 55,000 COMMENTS AND I NEED RATES TOO! EVERY

Contest
=== '¶PÃIЙT€Я™¤Ð§Ç ¤R/L MÃЯЯĬ€Ð TØ ¶FЯØGGĬ' wrote the following at '2008-07-22 13:21:44'.. NEW GAME IN TOWN! IT'S TIME TO PLAY FOR 5 MILLOIN FUBUCKS DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?NO ONE WANTED TO PLAY FOR 2MILLION HOW ABOUT 5 MILLION? THERE WILL ALSO BE A LEVEL 2 BLING PACK FOR THE WINNER All you have to do is enter,I'll take as many entries as possible.You must be a "LEVEL 5 AND SAULTED ANYONE HELPING YOU MUST BE A LEVEL 5 AND SALUTED" anyone found helping any contestant without a level 5 or a slaute will be banned from the contest and the contestant will be removed as well ..no matter how far ahead they may be! YOU MUST BE SERIOUS TO ENTER THIS CONTEST IF YOUR NOT SERIOUS ABOUT BOMBING PLEASE DONT WASTE EITHER OF OUT TIME. THE OBJECT OF THE GAME It is similar to the last man standing ,EXCEPT your not fighting each other trying to take each other out.You bomb your self and have your fri

True Dominance & Submission
I need to Dom her, With chain, silk and leather. To bind her with my love. Chain her with my need. Blind her with my passion. My desire, her dreams.. hers desire my destiny. As she needs to submit to me. Could I bind her, Without her need to be bound? Could I Flog her, Without her desire for that Most intimate pain? Could I love her, Without her need to be loved? Or be loved, without herloving me? We are there to fulfill each others Deepest of needs. To be set free, To soar, like swans do, forever. When she says our word I know she is almost there. When she says our second I know I must restrain, take care. Slow down ........ allow her breath, Feel the depth of our passion. My love as I ease her with kisses, Then bring her back again. Though sometimes I use her lust I do not abuse her trust. Nor give her pain for pains sake, Why break a lovely spirit? Why risk it all? When My joy is her pleasure, her pleasure is my joy. Though I always command her I never demand. Though I push her limi

Wolf
Respect the elders.... Teach the young... Cooperate with the pack Play when you can... Hunt when you must... Rest in between Share your affections... Voice your feelings... Leave your mark. For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf... And the strength of the Wolf is the Pack A lone pup Given up? Mom gone in rest, Dad left. Taken and forced to learn life’s lessons alone She was all alone and forlorn. She took everything step by step She escaped when she slept. Soon she met every night at a tree, her prince For she sought to be rinsed. Their love forever tough Weather it be through smooth or rough. A new secret surfaces buried for many purposes. She can't tell because she doesn't know. No one seems to able to hell, tears flow. A stranger come begging to differ, It seems to ease away but then it's stiffer. Following him, hoping to learn But she'd only get a burn. The pup left to fend alone. Only to grow strong. All the knowledge life can offer, No one c

About Me & The Odd Name
If you're taking the time to read this far -- welcome and thank you for caring that much!! I picked the rather odd name of the kook as it is really an acronym for a "keeper of odd knowledge" This is one of the functions I am rather good at having an exceptional long term memory & a terrible short term one (What was I just saying?) I am recently returned from a year long deployment to Iraq and was invited to this site by my lovely lady Cyndy. Please check her profile out and rate her pics too!! I'm a personnel guy and former teacher who most recently worked for the Special Forces (for 15 years) and now am looking for a new full time job. I am interested in people who like talking and enjoying all that life has to offer, good music, all ranges of sports, and lots of games (as long as they aren't head games). Living in Colorado I get plenty of exercise, but like best playing racquetball with my wife (although I usually lose), golf, and walking with my dog Jake (check out his pic

My Stories
It wasn't hard to spot her, a petite girl standing all on her lonesome outside the roller coaster ride. Dressed in a short black leather skirt which hugged her ass perfectly, the straps coming down from her shoulders hugging her breasts tightly. They were not huge but made to appear bigger than what they actually are by her nicely toned and slim frame. Her high heel platform shoes made her taller and more easily noticeable. But, only just since her long, uniquely colored hair which seemed to be a stunning mixture of auburn brown, red and orange shone and reflected brightly in the sunlight. He looked at her side on, trying to be subtle at first but the subtlety being lost as he looked at her more and more, eventually staring. Obviously she was dressed for the attention. She must have caught a glimpse of him looking for longer than what most people do, because she turned to face him front on. As she did, he could see the front of her tight skirt seemed to curve ever so slightly in

Random Thoughts On Politics
Well I see on the news each day more throat cutting by each candidate for President.Of course its hard to see who to believe and not believe as far as electing a new President after the current one.Grant it Bush has made some mistakes in office.After all after what has happend since hes been in who wouldn't.Iam not takeing up for him just saying look at what all has happend.Grant it his public speaking had allot to be desired and some things he did was questionable to say the very least.Anyway Obama or McCain who should it be.Well look at it this way Obama wants to pull outa the Middle East ASAP witch to some sound nice.I know some of peeps in the military not nameing branches or anything but lets say several.They wanna finish what was started even if it might have began for the wrong reasons.To just leave and allow the terrorist to come in and take back what so many have died to make free and safer would be a betrayal to then I would think.It Would allow the terrorist to build back up

The Mind Of A Dj
The way we spin music twist bend manipulate transform and create music is our art.Our voice for all to hear something we feel and choose to share with those that enjoy it.Some say we destroy music by what we do but they have no idea.We bring things long dead back to life for the present and future people like minded as us to share somewhere down the line.Apreciation for music of all kinds is a must to spin from classical to the most extreme. Between us that enjoy mixing music there is no animosity.We push each other to be more creative and to go bigger at what we do to progress the art along.We like to be around like minded people shareing ideas new ways of doing things.Theres always something new to figure out and see.Its how we grow at what we do.Constantly hearing music music in your head of various types.Beats that have yet to be created or ways of doin things to make something new.Planing it out in your head that you want to do or plan to do is a pretty normal thing. Peo

Master Darius....... Part Ii
We finished our coffee and Master led me into the bedroom. “Wait here while I go and get our cases out of the car. You can begin deciding what you want to take with you.” I went to the closet and chose a couple of outfits to take with me. I picked out the clothes I would travel in and laid them on the bed. I would buy anything else I needed when we reached New York. Master came back with our cases and we emptied them. I carefully folded my cashmere sweaters and hung up my suits. I put my riding gear in the laundry basket, as it needed cleaning. Meanwhile, Master was emptying his suitcase and packing it with fresh clothes for our trip. I carefully packed my case, leaving only my traveling clothes laid out on the bed. Entering my room, I saw that Master was dressed and ready to leave. He looked at me and said, “I see you’re not dressed yet.” “But I wasn’t sure I had permission to get dressed” I protested. “This should really go in the punishment book by

Missing You
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace you tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotion and feeling, I sit here alone with my thoughts tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I've never been one to do more taking than giving, I'm not well off but I work hard for a living, I've told you many thoughts that weren't borrowed or bought, And in lifetime, who would have thought, That I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explai

Lawyers
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'l l never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationsh

Whats This World Coming To?
Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion..... CAPRICORN - The Go -Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague.. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kin

Newest Auction Im In
Who Here Don't Like Bling? Well I Do and Am Goin To Hold MY First Bling Auction For My Friends and Whoever Else Is Interested. So If You Like Just Contact Me In One Way or Another It Cost Only 5K To Enter Just Click The Bear To Pay OR IF YOU ARE INTERESTES CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO MESSAGE ME WITH WHAT YOU OFFER

Love Peace And Cupcakes
hello darlings and cunts, im a bit groggy, but its my fault. In other news, my husbands family i s really pushing me to kill them, slowly--painfully. that whore of an aunt keeps working her hardest to ruin our relationship and its actually starting to make waves. pissing me off. and only because the drunk drug addict mess cant get a proper relationship of her own she has to dedicate her life to making those who can miserable. ill try not to get into too much detail, once i start i might not stop--but why cant misery just crawl in a hole and die peacefully. Why drag everyone else in the dark, mucky cave and beat them to death with thier own problems?? WHYYY?? so ive decided to take a break. until our apartment is finished im not visiting him for our weekend-long visits if she starts her shit again. I swear, once were out, they wont know any of us exsist, not me, not David, or the kids. they dont deserve to be there they dont deserve to be a part of our lives. Ill let them just s

The New 3g Iphone From Apple
The Keyboard Tip This is a tip for the mac users who find that it's time for a new keyboard. At first glance at the new Versatility sculpted in Aluminum Keyboard I fell in love. The absolutely simplicity of this new input device capture not only my imagination of the barely there, it sparked that old love I have with space saving devices, and now that I think about it those two emotional reactions are probably one. See I ramble because this keyboard is the EFFIN BOMB to be quite honest. When i first "carefully" unpacked this baby I slide it out of the selofeign I saw it.... It was like the first time I saw a girl without her clothes on (ok it wasn't all that but I do think it moved) I looked at it from all sides immediately, turning it in my hands the cool aluminum greeted the skin of my hands as if it recognized the familiarity of the experience at the core of it's APPLE DNA. Everything in my Hyrid Human/Apple DNA

My Friends I Cant Live Without!
MyHotComments HEY FU..WE ARE ALL STREAKING THREW FU..NEVER KNOW WHERE WE MAY BE. COME JOIN US! IT'LL BE FUN. THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO GET NEW FRIENDS, HELP LEVELING, AND OTHER THINGS. ALL U GOTTA DO IS... 1. PUT STREAKING OF SOME SORT IN YOUR STATUS 2. HELP OUT FELLOW STREAKERS WHEN THEY CALL ON U 3. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE SO U GET THEIR BULLYS, ETC. 4. HAVE GREAT FUN !!!! MyHotComments Captain Morgan@ fubar Brittany ღ Property of Dooniel@ fubar MZ.LIZ@ fubar *GÚMM¥ È×þRÈ§§~~ÇHÖÖ ÇHÖÖ** 4eva owned by gummy vodka@ fubar ~♥~TEXAS TWISTER~♥~CLUB UNITED♥@ fubar Its Ms. Crown to You! Manager @ Club Exotica@ fubar sweet alabama~FU-ANGEL~OWNED BY STANG77~GREETER@SEDUCTIVEDREAMS~>CACA@ fubar ayasha

Hair
Ladies and Gents i present to ya.. my New Hair Color.. looks great in the sun..lol **click on pic to view larger** So yesterday my brother came home with the wrong brand of hair dye..we tested it on my hair and didn't quite come out as bright as i wanted..and i sorta expected it that way.. so gonna do the unexpected..i sure as hell didn't.. eek gonna bleach my hair to blonde..bleh..lmao no offense to blondes..u were born that way...i'm a natural brunette and hispanic..blondes and hispanic color don't always go to together. depending on ur brownish color.. i know i'm gonna cover it up..but to see myself blonde is gonna be freaky..lol i'll take a pic..lmao won't do it till later on tonight..or tomorrow..depending if i have time. kinda nervous bout it..u never really know what ya gonna get when u do blonde..umm ok blonde hair..not a blonde person:P ~dina well hair story again.. so i got more opinions on bleaching my hair.. and talked with one of my high school f

Forgive Me Goddess
forgive me goddess for i am sin! i gave my heart to jesus but he never calls! i really should have just given him a blowjob instead of letting god ass rape me on the first date! if god ass raped and then vaginally raped mother mary would jesus be called the "son of shit?" the ONLY res-erection i believe in is my sugar daddy! and hes fukin good and bringing me back to life!

Wanna Be Fu King's
Hey Guys... I have created four folders of pics that each have 100 pics in them. 1. ihasahotdog.com 2. icanhascheezburger.com 3. Random 4. Random #2 The first 5 people to rate one of these folders during a Happy Hour for me gets.... 100 11's - 30,000 fubucks and 1 credit bling of their choice. 100 10's - 20,000 fubucks and 1 credit bling of their choice. As i said earlier, its open to the first 5 people who accept the challenge.... Just Private Message me when you are done and let me know what 1 credit bling you want :) ENJOY! The Welsh Princess xx XX xx Hiya Fubarians Yes I know I said I was leaving, but you really think you are going to get rid of me that easily...you don't know me that well now do you! LOL Myself and my BFF Dazzy would like to ask for your help. Anodyne has proven that with some good friends and dedication this can be done!! My birthday is August 28th, and my challenge to all of you, if you wish to accept it is as fol

Lil Brew Did It Now
" TREAT ME WITH RESPECT PLEASE " AND THE AUCTION HAS STARTED CLICK ON THE LIL PICTURE OF ME TO BID TY Contestant #3 WitchesBrew http://fubar.com/witchsbrew http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923#3998212940 Thumbnail:

Normally, I Woudn't Do This But....
Ok, whoever signed my guest book and there name is Joy from Salina, KS. please look at my profile so I know who you are and can add you back, if that is what you wanted, when you left the comment on my guest book. This is the only way I can find out who you are and when I find out, this blog WILL BE DELETED TOO and thanks

Perception
Think about this. You are smart. I think you are smart. you show that you are smart every day. so why does the news media treat us like we are dumb? I think for my self and form my own conclusions based on the information I can gather an a particular subject. I feel that it is sad when I have to research articles from the news to make sure that the information that I am getting is not biased but factual. Lately I have been finding that the majority of the news out there is biased even though it contains facts, there are usually some important facts left out to help you to come to a predetermined conclusion that the news media wants you to reach. It makes me angry that the news media in general feels the need to intentionally mis guide the public instead of report the facts and do the necessary research to ensure that the information being reported is accurate and truthful and if they feel the need to dig a little further, research the history of the prople and places to show so

The Best Of Steff
Okay so I signed up for this hoopla last night, from a very long absence lol I kinda forgot how pervy some people can be. It makes me laugh very hard, thanks for the warm welcome and the love. This site has a way of putting a smile on my face like every five seconds lol. Keep it real

For Sale
for sale all original 64 caddy only 3 owners be the 4th onwer of the awsome car its clean inside and out there r no tares in the upholstery it has a 429 engine wit 340 hsp it has only 96k runs like a champ its has all the orig paper work that came with it sales slips and orig owner manual it has black and white leather and black brocade black carpet no a/c 25k in real cash obo leave me a msg if u want to own this awsome car

Happy Hump Day.... Make Mine Good!!!
Happy Hump Day!!! I Need Your Help I Joined A Contest The First To 30k Comments Gets 2Million Fubucks And A Pack Of 25 Bling.... So Please Come Rate And Comment The Hell Out Of My Pic!!! Pls Repost! I Have 100 11's for the first person who sticky's this bully

New Job
im at a new job. its taking up all my time. ill b on here when i can. hope to talk to all of u soon. miss you all aaron I star a new job tomorrow. My work is so slow i had to go out and find a job. Ill try to get on here too keep up with everybody. wish me luck AARON

Ready To Get Our Fu Gone Wild Agin A Vip Giveaway Lets Rock
Contest starting on (TUE)JULY 29th @ 3pm PACIFIC - 6PM EASTERN Ending on (SAT)AUG 9th @ 3pm PACIFIC - 6PM EASTERN Pic entered must be SFW & any open theme LETS DO THIS AGAIN! VIP OR A 7DAY BLAST GIVEAWAY . PLUS SO MUCH MORE. CAN U HANDLE THE FU!! 1st place Needs 40,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets a vip or 7 day blast 200-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out blog for a week. 2nd place Needs 30,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 120,000 fu bucks 150-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out blog for a week. 3rd place Needs 20,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 80,000 Fu Bucks. 100-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profile for a week & pimp out blog for a week. 4th place Needs 15,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 60,000 Fu Bucks. 50-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 2 profile

Paying Fubux For Comments
I am in a 1 month V.I.P contest I have less then 2000 comments needed to reach my goal of 6000 comments so I am willing to pay 50,000 fubux for 100 comments.. All you need to do is send me a private message when you have left that many comments.. there is no limit to how many times you leave 100 comments so have fun and comments away... All you have to do is click on the picture below to get to my picture.. Thank you

Johnny Riggs
Train friends, I need your help to Spank the Master Master Riggs is a very dear friend of mine. He needs less than 320K to level to Henchman. He will be away the rest of this week. I would like to surprise him by having him level while he is gone... The Master needs a good spanking!!!! LOL Rate/Fan/Added/Comment him... He will return all profile rates, fans, and adds when he returns... Special Offer for Train Lovers If you will hit Master Riggs' folder below... Wallpaper Folder (54) In return, I will... Hit your page with 60 rates on pics or stash and make you a thank you tag. Please leave me a blog comment when you have finished rating his folder... Leave your the name you want on your tag as well... *************************************** This is a link to other offers for rating Master Riggs page... Would gladly accept any of these offers as well... Master Riggs Blog *************************************** This notice is brough

Naughty Girl
You Were Naughty This Year You Were 80% Naughty, 20% Nice You may not have been good this year... But you sure had a really good time. And nothing from Santa could top that! Were You a Naughty Girl or Nice Girl this Year?

Than You Nyha ... Help Me
Come help out She needs 25k comments to get her 3 month VIP! She doesn't have a lot of fu bucks to pay people but, she is offering this. 200 comments= SFW Salute 300 comments= Custome graphic (see stash for examples of work) 400 comments= SFW Salute & Graphic 600 comments= NSFW Salute (repost of original by 'Nyha *Big Papi's OFFICIAL stalker*' on '2008-07-23 22:37:19') You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: Private message me if you know the answers. Oh, and Googling is cheating! 1. It's been a while I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting... 2. I'm holdin' on your rope 3. Yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation from the mind of one sick animal

Courage
get the fuck out of me!!!!!! wtf why do i feel this way... fucking stuopid patheic worthless fucking emoptions cause nthing but trouble and heartache!!! why oh why god cant i be some cold heartless buith who cares about nothing but my next lay? why!!!!!????? why do i have to have feelings? why do i have to have trust and faith and a believe in a love that will never exist? why do i have to be too fucking chicken shit to drink my sorrows away and why am i too fucking scared to do drugs??!!! druggies might have the same problems i do but guess what? they are tooo fuckinghigh to give a shit but oh no not me i am straight edge!!! wooptie fuckin doo!!! im straight edge so i can feel every fucking knife twisting and turning inside of me makeing me scream on the fucking inside til i cry on the outside and for what? because im too chicken shit to take a stand... to scared to say this is what i want.. to fucking scared to walk away because i honestly feel its my last chance wtf is wrong wit

Stereotypes He, He.
Courtesy of English writer Tom Utley, here is a summary of the characters of various Europeans: Belgians: mad, boring. Frenchmen: arrogant, chauvinistic, garlic-breathed. Germans: humourless, ruthless, efficient, greedy. Spaniards: lazy, hot-tempered, bloodthirsty. Irishmen: drunk, lazy, self-pitying, dishonest. Italians: volatile, sleazy, vain. Swedes: sex-obsessed, robotic, conformist. Greeks: smelly, hirsute, untrustworthy. Austrians: fat, wannabe Germans. Finns: pessimistic, sun-starved, suicidal. Dutchmen: clog-wearing, tulip-fancying dope addicts. Portuguese, Danes, Luxembourgeoise: too insignificant to bother about. The Brits: upright, honest, fair-minded (excluding the Scots, who are mean and belligerent, and the Welsh, who are blathering windbags). And Americans? Americans are all of the above (except when they're Canadians, in which case some of them are Frenchmen and most of them are Brits).

Pimpouts!!!!
Here's your chance to win a Goddess, a Butterfly Goddess at that! She is currently up for auction, so come bid on this lovely lady! Make sure to F/R/A the Host Click this Pic to go to her auction: Click this Pic to go to her page: ButtrflyGodess77 @ fubar Made with much mad love by:♕ LuAngel ♕ @ fubar Music provided by Blue Cat Radio

Anniversay
Thank you, Lord, for our marriage. Like a wedding band, our love encircle but doesn't bind. Like a vow, our love is words but sustains because of what they mean. In your grace, our love has the permanence of rock, not of walls, but of a bridge to moments ahead as special and bright as when we first met.

What Type Of Kisser Are You?
It is a night of darkness, a song of death, wolves vent their loneliness. The thirsting one awakes. Wisps of death shrouds her walking form, an everlasting desire. Her black hair cascades over her pale and delicate shoulders, and her full blood red lips part slightly, to taste the blood streaming from the pale flesh beneath her. Now a night of ecstasy, I awaken. I'm alone, yeah, I don't know if I can face the night I'm in tears, and the cryin' that I do is for you I want your love, let's break the walls between us Don't make it tough, I'll put away my pride Enough's enough, I've suffered and I've seen the light Baby, (Chorus) You're my Angel, come and save me tonight You're my Angel, come and make it alright You're my Angel, come and save me tonight Don't know what I'm gonna do about this feelin' inside Yes, it's true, loneliness took me for a ride Without your love, I'm nothing but a beggar Without your love, a dog w

My List Of Haters & Downraters!
I'm starting a list of downraters & haters for my friends to beware of! Starting the list is: flyingk9 rated you a '3'! 6 mins ago ¨nh¦Å ... rated your photo a '8'! And this is his http: http://www.fubar.com/user/1918784 blackchild rated your photo a '2'! And this is his http: http://fubar.com/user/2063712 gugger rated your photo a '3'! And this is his http: http://fubar.com/user/2023179 riddler8604 rated your photo a '7'! And this is his http: http://www.fubar.com/user/2063137 redhead7 rated your photo a '1'! And this is his http: http://www.fubar.com/user/1877024 guess where i&#... rated your photo a '6'! And this is his http: http://www.fubar.com/user/1146032 · Rocksmith rated your photo a '1'! And this is his http: http://www.fubar.com/user/2097438 jokerzwild rated your photo a '1'! jokerzwild re-rated your photo a '2' from a '1'! And this is his http: http://fubar.com/user/2172182 eatuptc rated your photo a '6'! And this is HER htt

Getting Better
Hello Everyone: This is not going to be long at all. FIRST off I wanted to apologize to everyone for misleading. It has been 6 years for me on Fubar. I had one prior account. That account was deleted by myself at the urging of my boyfriend at the time. THIS action will not be repeated. I have burned up an apartment, moved out of Leonardtown, MD, moved to California, MD, moved out of there and St. Mary's Co. all together, moved in with my grandmother's to help her out (More like living in complete and utter hell), moved out then moved into a much safer enviroment. Yes it was a homeless shelter. However, this is unlike any other ones you may know. They have a zillion of activities to learn to grow, mature and live an independent life.

Sorry
I'm Sorry i closed the lounge but i need to do what is best for me!!! and right now havening the lounge is not in my best interest for me or my relationship maybe one day in the future i will have another but right now is not a good time!!! those that are my friends will understand stand behind me on this. for the other who get mad at me for it well u know where u can go. sorry i had to do it.

Magicdeath
Dark of night fades in the morning light. the clouds part from its blinding light. the rays shine down I feel the warmth but my heart feels cold it has no warmth forever empty the darkness grows my heart does ache and no one knows If i could find my one true love. an angel for me sent from above in my darkest hour she did appear an angel of light to remove my fears sent from heaven filled with love. she did come with the love of this angel my heart would burst for just one touch I do thirst In her arms i have no power. I begin to see she is the one my one true love sent from above from across the distance she did reach and filled my heart were none could reach forever will my heart Belong to this angel from above. for she is my one true love. I love you baby.

My Eyes Revealed!!
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)Updatedcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as PassionYou are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competitive almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change? Passion 69%Mysterious 69%Diamond Eyes 63%Anger 31%Eyes full of Pain 19%

On A Mission
Get this gorgeous lady red! Belladonna Club F.A.R.member Plz Fan & Rate Profile B4 Add...Owned by Blade & 'Hazeleyed Soldier@ fubar Rate her, Fan her, Add her, Bling her. Spank her page hard! She's been VERY bad! Now on your mark.... Get set.... Go...... Don't be scared, just do it!

New Owners
This is my first owner I'm Smut he isnt a new one but he owns me still or again I should say....He is awesome he rocks my world and spoils me show him some mad Fu~Luv Tell him Mz.Belle sent ya I'mSmut-FuOwn too many to put in name see blog Fuowned by Mz Belle & BettyBoops and IrishPrinces@ fubar This is my newest owner Mikey ...He rocks my world and am sure we will have a great month together ...I know he has rocked many of ya'lls worlds as well...Go show him some mad Fu~Luv Tell him Mz.Belle sent ya... Mikey@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by yours truely MZ.Belle MZ.BELLE~~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~MIKEY~~@ fubar

Jokes
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must have been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went Ffff 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him! The teacher wet her pants laughing... Steve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist.The doctor said, "Good news is I can cure your hea

Bling Pack Me 4 Special Offers!
I am willing to give to anybody who wants to hook me up with a nice sized bling pack... 20 bucks or more please...all these goodies! *100 11's a week for 1 month *F/R/A *rate stash *mentioned in my status 1 hour a day for 2 weeks :D *If you've already been F/R/A by me, I will add you to my family & top friends... *1 big pimpin gift *2 smaller gifts *shitfaced when needed *3 sfw salutes *blings threw-out the month when I have them.... *1 flashing picture *bulletin pimpout *your midget on my profile If you get me the biggest bling package, stuff will be added! Maybe even owned by ________ in my name, or a nsfw salute... for bigger bling packs! I ♥ Blings! And I love giving them :D

Big Virus Coming!!! Please Read & Forward!!!
BIG VIRUS COMING!!! PLEASE READ & FORWARD!!! http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp Hi all, I checked with Norton Antivirus, and they are gearing up for this virus! I checked Snopes (URL above:), and it is for real!!! Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS! You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK,' regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a mail called 'POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down

Pissed !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok I was trying to get some help because I had a stroke in January, but it turns out according to DHS I am not disabled enough for help !!! Yes I can get around as long as there is something for me to grab onto if I lose my balance 1 problem I have since the stroke I tilt a lot. And as far as doing other things my left hand is numb most of the time so I drop things .... really make's me angry at myself too. Anyway I have been waiting & waiting on help I go to the Doctor they want me to of course & he doesn't do anything but ask me to stand on one leg which I cannot do without falling. What the hell is that !!!! Do I have to be so fat I cannot walk or a drunk or a addict I know many people that get help because they are WTF is that !!! Not sure what to do to get help I want to get better but at this rate I guess I'm not worth the time !!!

Forsaken God
We arne't allowed to speak of God in schools or in a crowd. But I am here to tell you I would scream his name God out loud. You have taken in God We Trust off of the money that we spend. But, you forget I guess, you body and our country is only on Lend. Our children arn't allowed to pray, or even able to speak of him But, in the eyes of God, that alone is a forsakenly in sain. Our 10 Commandments you to have taken the right to freedom of speech and to be who god made us to be. I guess we know who will be in the forever arms of God, not you, that would be me. So take a step back and remember why you are here. God made both you and me, and told us to have no fear. You will never take my breath to speak of the word God. Our country minus well become a member of the Gejahd. And you say we are a free country as long as we obey the law. Well I will be the one left standing, cause god will catch me when I fall. So here is the a free country, united together as one

Life And Finding Love
i wonder if those who find the relationship of a lifetime had to go thru hell to get it. I seem to look but find the ones that crack the shell and break the heart to pieces, I would like to find one genuine person who keeps my heart safe and makes me laugh. someone adventurous and wild and loving and sexy. why is that too much to ask

Weddings
OMFG!!!! This is an awesome non traditional wedding. I loved it. This is my bestfriend, Vikki's son, getting married. Jimi is a local rock musician who has played for a group called Zero King. Zero King started out here in Huntington, WV and has recently spread out through Kentucky and Ohio. Jimi is an awesome person to know. I enjoyed the times that him and I hung out together and I got to listen to him work on his music. I even got to critek his work. Although, it was always awesome to begin with. Jenny is a sweet person. You know how some people have that face that you know you know them from somewhere? Well, I got that feeling when I first met her. Come to find out we went to college together. Go figure. I want to send out my best wishes to Jimi and Jenny and whats to come. You guys ROCK ON!!!!! Congratz to you both. Now here's the must see video of their Heavy Metal Wedding.

Frank
If you love something, set it free. Blah!! If it comes back it will always be yours. Blah, blah!! If it doesn't comeback, it was never yours to begin with. Blah, blah, fucking blah!! But, if it just sits in your livingroom, messes up your shit, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realise you set it free ..... you either married it or give birth to it or im my case .... iz an idiot when it comes to relationships. BLAH!!! Message ACCEPT | DENY blktaz Online (Stepped away) 2008-08-08 14:27:23 Bryant Fair 4024 Newell RD Port Angeles, WA 98363 Home (360) 504-5638 Cell Phone (425) 218-6308 E-Mail btfair2004@yahoo.com Objective: A career as a computer technician Technical Skills: PC Main board, Hard Drive, diskette Drive, PC Memory, PC Fan and Heat Shirk, CPU, POS Systems Dell Computers, HP, IBM, UT- 810,815,845, Printers Lexmark 620,632,644, BIOS Setting, Network Card Instillation, Software Instillation Window

Say What You Mean
I have to say it was the most perfect day The day you came my way And every moment since has been a blessing I was getting close, I was letting you in Was gonna let something good begin Hoped you would too but now you've got me guessing Now look what you've done You've turned it around You lifted me up and then you knocked me down And boy you know you've really got me reelin' I'm so confused, I'm twisted up And I'm ready to get rough If you don't just start sayin' what you're feelin' It seems whatcha say Is not whatcha do How can I get it through to you Just say what you mean Mean what you say Don't just turn and walk away We both know there's somethin' on your mind So find the words Find the guts You know this drives me nuts Just say what you mean And mean it... OK? Start talkin' now I'm listening You know you can say anything There's nothing that I wouldn't understand You know by now I care for you And whatever you're going through I want to

Music
Some of you who know me, know that I love music and that I am a singer. Tomorrow night I will be singing at my first open mic night and I am excited. Most people who do this can play the guitar or piano. I can't play either, but I do have recorded musical accompaniment tracks that I will use. I am going to try and get some pics taken that I can post on here. I plan on doing more to try and get singing more than just at karaoke. I am going after my dream and the only thing that can stop me is me. I am the only one that can keep me from making my dreams a reality.

Sunset Cafe
> > > > > > > > The Fisrt Ever and ONLY here... > > > Alright so ladys lets see what you got! Let see how SOAKEN wet you can get and WIN!!! Some prizes...So click here... > > > It's Not a comment contest so sorry "Comment Bombers" So click the link and see all the rules there....LOVE YOU all and see you there!!!!!!!!Please Repost everyone... > > > (repost of original by 'Dj_Meko/stutta~Asst. Head Dj@ Sunset Cafe'{FU_Hubby_2_Amitola}{OWNED by RescueDiva}' on '2008-07-24 18:15:18') > (repost of original by 'DJ Lonnie Head DJ @ Sunset Cafe and RESCUEDIVA'S PERSONAL PROTECTOR' on '2008-07-24 18:21:43') > (repost of original by 'DJ SHORTY(HEAD PROMOTER @SUNSET CAFE)' on '2008-07-24 18:26:39')

Military
Just wanted to let my friends know that my Son Airman First Class Matt has been deployed to Iraq. He left this past Friday so I havent been on much. The closer it got to the date of his departure the sadder I got. Turn up your volume too theres a song! You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go

Johnnys Pimpout
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Once again, I am at a loss for words and just simply blown away! How do you say Thank You to all you friends and family here that go out of their way to help you level? For me, a simple thank you just does not seem to be enough Today, alot of my friends helped me to become " PROPHET " For that I say " THANK YOU " You all are the best of the best here on Fubar, never ask for anything in return So I am asking everyone and anyone here to goto these friends below and show them all kinds of love, trust me,

I Need Input
I am going to try to word this where it doesn't offend anyone or cause any drama, but I need some input, and a blog was safer then a mumm. Have you ever found yourself giving all you have for others and just not getting any appreciation in return? I'm not talking about specifically being rated in return or actually GIVEN anything, but a simple thank you, a drop by a page to say hi, anything. I'm sure a lot of my feelings right now revolve around stress, but the way things have bene going right now, fubar even stresses me. I'm having some issues with the way some of my friends have been running things lately, and am actually thinking about taking some steps to remove myself from the sittuation, but there are friends that I don't want to lose. Some of you who read this are going to have an idea what I'm talking about, others won't, and that's ok. If you understand what I'm saying then please give me some ideas, cause I'm tapped out. If you don't, well even just a "hi there" works f

Just A Thought From Jeff
what was it I was doing important, it must have been I was doing it when is the last time I wasted my time wait, is that true I forgot something so, I feel better now I need to take more time to remember more time to see what really is Take time to understand Take time to firgure out Make time to care Make time to understand you wont forget if it is important how can you tell someone they means more to you than they should what do you do when someone occupies a place in your heart thats closed can anyone stop the inevitable can anyone pause the rain where do you hide when everything is visible could it be true there is no pain what is left when there is nothing left but love looking back is easy, sometimes looking ahead can be scarey, usually not knowing something can be fun, at times knowing you, knowing me, knowing us can be great, always if you let it

~i Love You~
I Love You With my every breath, With all I have left, From the deepest depths, Of my heart I love you. With all of my strength, With a thousand miles’ length, Every thought I think, I think that I love you. For the length of forever, As long as we’re together, Through good and bad weather, For always, I love you When no one is there, When you think no one cares, When love seems to rare, Remember I love you. When everything’s gone, When all has withdrawn, When hopelessness dawns, Don’t forget, I love you When you fall down, When your dreams come unwound, When hope can’t be found, Be happy, I love you. When you make mistakes, When you’re filled with hate, When you’re old and gray, Eve n then I will love you. Until the very end of days, Until god takes my breath away, Until death separates our ways, Even after then I will love you. Forever To Robert with all my love Maria I love you babe

Tfeg Of John
My little children, these tings write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ te righteous: 2 And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for the sins of the whole world. 3 And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments. 4 He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar and the truth is not in him. 5 But whosokeepeth his word, in him verily is the love of God perfected: hereby know we that we are in him. 6 He that saith he abideth in him ought himself also so to walk, even as he walked. 7 Brethren, I write no new commandment unto you, but an old commandment which ye had from the beginning. The old commandment is the word ye have heard from the beginning. 8 Again, a new commandment I write unto you, which thing is true in him and in you: because the darkness is past, and the true light now shineth. 9 He that saith he is in the light and hateth h

Master Darius.......part Iii
Some time later we woke, disoriented at first. The movie had long finished and the cabin lights were still dim. Squinting, Master Darius looked at his watch. “It’s 1.00am,” he said smiling “so much for trying to stay awake for the whole flight.” “Never mind”, he said, “we’ll sleep now and adjust when we get there.” Putting his arm around me, he kissed me deeply and slipped his hand inside my top. I felt a thrill go through me as he pinched my nipple. Picking up the blanket from the floor, he covered himself with it and rang the stewardess to get another blanket for me. She brought one and I covered myself with it. “Go back to sleep my pet” he whispered in my ear. “Yes Master” I replied and, putting my head on his shoulder fell into a deep sleep. The next thing I knew, the cabin crew was bringing round coffee and breakfast and I asked Master the time. “It’s 4.00am and time to wake up” he said. The crew handed out breakfasts of bacon and

The Great Pimp-out Train!!!
The Great Pimp Out Leveling Train Friends Helping Friends Level The Rules: 1. Select or Create a pic or stash folder(s) for people to rate that has exactly 50 items. Send the link and/or title to Carrie to include on the blog with your picture link. Remember that ripped pictures do NOT earn you points... So, be sure you don't have any in this folder. Also, make sure NONE of the pics are marked PRIVATE. 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the list. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... Something like "Joining the Great Pimp Out." 3. Rate each item in each person's special folder a 10. The link for this folder is under each person's page link. 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each train member. Send her a link to the folder of pic/stash you want people to rate for you. And then you will be added. 5. When new people join the train... You must rate/fan

Haters Need Loving Too
Lets show him some sweet and friendly loving cuz he was really disrespectful towards me and the great people who already bid on me Bry_Black_Rose FUowner to Bella@ fubar here is the convo read bottom up: Bry_Black_...: ur the one being disrespectful and im not lil, so let me tell u somethin if u would rather be the slave to some perverted freak then go right ahead, but u have seriously lost ur chance and the best offer and the best master u will ever have ->Bry_Black_...: i dont need no disrespectful lil guys btter stuck with offers from nice ladies ->Bry_Black_...: thank u i wish u a great day Bry_Black_...: bullfuckinshit, uthis is ur loss bc u r too fuckin chicken to drop out of these stupid lame ass auctions that r fuckin worth less to even be in just to hear the best offer u will ever get ->Bry_Black_...: nope its not i never loose n life i always won the war! Bry_Black_...: actually** Bry_Black_...: actuall its ur loss ->Bry_Black_...: u told u what i can

Ex
Well lets see .... My wife left me last January 23rd cuz we had a minor fight. She ended up going home with my younger cousin to take him home. Well she ended up staying there the night, and when i finally got ahold of her the next morning she told me it was over. For months I waited for her to come back and say everythign was ok. But as it turns out she never planned on comming back. Now she had told me it was all a big mistake and that she'd be back. However her actiong show other wise. She is still living with my younger wanna be wigger/baddass cousin in the getto projects. And ontop of it all the bitch just had a baby with him, well she says it's his but i know the her b/f kennith shared her in a 3-sum with my ex best friend mickey so the baby might also be his and not kennith. But now i never want her back so i'm single once again.. Idonno it doesn't matter what any1 thinks about all this i just needed to tell every1

Fubar: Land Of The Lost
Directly upon returning to the MuMMs I became what some refer to as a lurker. I scanned through the interactions and comments. I read the content of the actual MuMM entries and what the people who posted them were saying. It is my belief that there are many things which we communicate with our words other than the things we actually say. The first thing I noticed is how painfully obvious it is that people who frequent the MuMMS aren't skilled at communicating. This is not to say that a person does not possess a good vocabulary or is well spoken. I am speaking of the inability of a vast group of individuals to make their message coherent in the capacity that they intend it. How can we hope to gain anything from interaction in which we don't have enough focus to deliver our messages with any deliberation? The common case within the MuMMs is to spew forth a jumble of words which are, despite a spell checker being built in, quite often spelled so improperly that a person has to

Sex Quiz
center> You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

We Can Do It..........luv On Boo
***We Can Do It Theres Nothing To It*** ~*~Chuckiiboo is the Most Deserving Fu~*~ It's time to turn the tables and start doing for Chuckii as he always does for us!!He is the sponsor of most of your happy hours!!Happy hours this week have been few N far between!Lets get to it and surprise Chuckii With getting him just a little closer to being RED!!!!!After all Fubar sure would Not be the same without Chuckiiboo!Lets show him the Love and respect that this man deserves!!!Please to all friends on my list that do not have chuckiiboo as a friend yet just take a simple MIN to Click On his pic and Fan!RATE!and Add Him as a Friend!!How hard could that possibly Be!And if your the type of person that dont like a lot of ppl on your friends list ...thats ok to!Just take one second to click on his pic and RATE his page!! To everyone that has had the pleasure of knowing chuckii and knows how much this man deserves to be RED plz take a second to see if his page has reset for you to re rate him

Help With Codes/images
Ok let me start by giving the link to a blog that gave me alot of info: http://www.fubar.com/blog/193270/795835 this blog has code templates and explanations of how to use them,and is very user friendly.Next is a skin explanation,and im going to do it by example.Ive not yet figured out which color changes what region yet,but you can mess with it till you get something you like.if not ill leave a link to a generator. userprofile_links a:link, .userprofile_links a:visited, .userprofile_links a:active { text-decoration:none; color:#FFFF99; this is a section from the skin creator.simply change the color code:(#FFFF99)with a color name(redetc.) or get a code from a photo editor or other program which has a gradient option.not sure which sections change what yet,but ill leave that to you .Heres a link to a generator: http://www.myfknspace.com/generators/hybrid-generator.php hope this helps a bit.any questions feel free to ask me.

Sorry I Got Hacked....
Just to let everyone know I got hacked so if you were sent any strange messages from my page or anything that is why. Someone sent random crazy messages, blocked every single one of my friends, then deleted my inbox and outbox...

Outlaw Radio
http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=59130 DJ KEVDOG IS RIPPIN UP THE AIRWAVES IN OUTLAW RADIO 4 - 6 PM EST Take a few minutes… Stop by… Say Hello & Leave Him Some MAD LUV! ^^ CLICK TO ENTER ^^ Bully brought to you by:

DJ~ALL EYEZ ON ME IS A PLAYA! LOL.....HE HAS SOME MAJOR ISSUES. IN A WAY, I THANK HIM FOR BEING THE LOSER HE IS, AND WAKING ME UP TO THE REAL FU WORLD. LOL SO TROY HUN, THIS IS FOR YOU! YOU FAWKIN LOSER OF A BITCH! imikimi imikimi imikimi imikimi

Happiness....
Am I Happy? What is happiness? Can money purchase it? Does it even exist? There are days when I think that I have found this elusive item. And then when it’s in my grasp I lose it, and it’s gone forever. Am I truely happy? Are any of us truely happy? What does it mean to be happy? Can this question even be answered? If life is a quest for happiness, then have I even left home yet? Have I even packed for the long journey to find this golden ray of sunshine? I have everything at this very moment, fame, fortune, love, and power. This is the time of my life for making memories. For forging bonds of friendship to last a lifetime. Oh my hero, where are you? Will you come riding in on your white horse and whisk me away? Or did you already arrive and I pushed you away? Giving you some lame excuse that I was too occupied to care. I feel happiness return I know that my knight is here that he will never leave me that

Support
Support our troops by clicking the pic and then R/F/A, they deserve your support. WE ARE LOOKING FOR MEMBERS OF THE MILITARY AND CIVILIANS WHO HAVE PICS OF THERE FAMILY MEMBERS THAT WERE IN THE SERVICE WE WOULD LIKE TO ADD THEM TO OUR PAGE. IF YOU DO WE NEED THERE NAME/RANK/BRANCH/MOS AND DATES OF SERVICE. WERE ALSO LOOKING FOR ANYONE WHO HAS FAMILY MEMBERS OF FALLEN SOLDIERS THAT WE CAN POST ON OUR PAGE AS WELL SO WE ALL CAN REMEMBER THEM TOGETHER AND NEVER LET THEM BE FORGOTTEN. IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE, OR ADD PLEASE SEND US A MESSAGE AND LET US KNOW WE THANK YOU!!! GOD BLESS.

Joun The Coven
We are the Lost Coven If you like good honest people then here you go!! We are the best on Fu.. I promise once you join the coven you have made friends for life.. Please remember if you join the coven there is no going back!!! So now it is up to you!! Do you sit and wonder what we are all about or do you walk threw the gates and into our world? The choice is yours!!! Blessed Be... CLICK THE PIC TO GO B4 THE COVEN.. the coven awaits you http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1andlid=59941 cum join us in the coven its a bad ass place to be its coool as hell, lots of bad asss lords and misstrisses, and the best group of fallowers there, is we have all kingds of fun in the coven. cum get drunk off of blessed wine become a fallower then billed your way up if you can Free Comments & Graphics http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1andlid=59941 the coven awaits you http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1andlid=59941 cum join us in the coven cum one cum o

O My Obama
This is a reprint of an article that speaks to not only Obama's mind but to how the mass media is in the tank for the Not Ready For Prime Time Candidate.... Barack's Obama-isms By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY | Posted Thursday, July 24, 2008 4:20 PM PT Media: The gaffes Barack Obama has committed would have crushed the typical Republican politician. But the reporters who can't get over Dan Quayle's misspelling of "potato" have little to say about their man's slip-ups. Sometimes it's hard to tell if Obama is really fouling up or simply puffed up when he tries to live up to his media-fed image as a leader ready for prime time. Consider his claim during a news conference Wednesday in Israel that "just this past week, we passed out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee, which is my committee, a bill to call for divestment from Iran." His committee? Obama isn't even a member of the Banking Committee, let alone its chairman. So was it a self-promoting lie or a misstep? Only h

If You Could...
Do anything you wanted this weekend... what woudl it be? and why do you wanna do it?? money isnt an option here... nor is time or the fact of having a babysitter or not.... so what are ya thinkin about???? :)

Heat Stroke
Sorry I can't help my spankers and friends im going back to the Medical Center for more tests thay need to run on me .. I hade a head stroke this week .. I love all my fu- friends & my spankers xoxoxo scotty

Grrrr
Okay so most of the people in my world know that I am going into the hospital Thursday July 31 to have a hysterecomy, granted there are a few that do not. I hate to say this but sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't just live with the pain I am dealing with until menopause hits. I have been seeing doctors for years, yes YEARS over the problems that my monthly vistor brings, I have been given one bullshit reason after another as to what is causing the monthly bitch to be so damn bitchy, the doctors had my history, including my family history. I honestly sounded like a broken record with each new doctor telling them, 'both of my grandmothers had hysterectomies at relatively young ages, I do not know why and my mother had endometriosis and went through menopause at 38.' Did they ever once decide that they should look into this? HELL NO! What I have been told: ~Stress ~Two Children too close together (how about the fact that I have had this problem before I even had children???)

Secrets
I know the secrets you hide from all but yourself. They dance inside the blood that flows through your veins and call to me in the night. You cannot hide from me. The sweet perfume of your desires wafts through the night air, drawing me to you. The silent screams of your lust echo in my ears. It is not wrong, my dear one. Open the window, bare yourself to me. You will give me what I need..I will give you all that you want.

Broken
Chilled fractured waters reminsice yesterdays road I stand and watch the confused ripples flow A darkness taps at my unsound mind There is something in the churning waters, something I must find I struggle to remember I know I left it there I peer closer into the murky depths For a moment, I think my sight is inept The water smooths for but an instance And I see red drip and dance Hand flutters to my ivory neck Throat is open, like a ruby necklace bedecked In horror, realisation pounds upon me Voice seeks to be released and free But then I remember, what it is I came to look for in this stream As the water begins to swallow me up, I know what I lost, it was my scream Wake up to a Sunny Day Not a cloud up in the sky And then it starts to rain My defenses hit the ground And they shatter all around So open and exposed When I'm broken In a Million little pieces And I'm tryin' But I can't hold on any more Every tear falls

Dk
I will come to you in the darkness of the night, drifting into your room on a soft breeze, emerging from it like a pleasant dream. You will feel the touch..softly on your tender flesh..hands caressing, lips toughing gently. Do not be afraid..there is nothing to fear. A soft bite, the flow of life from you to another and then back again...and then, forever, you will sleep the soft sleep.

Dk2
The future is but shadows moving slowly towards a grave Open wide waiting acceptance for the sinners and the saved All the mirrors cracked and shattered All the portraits torn to shreds The soul now looking inward for a likeness that is dead We will peer into the darkness past the cemetery flames Praying for a sunrise knowing it wonÃ•t be the same For the light of that new dawning will burn with a different fire It may be what weÃ•ve most dreaded or it may be what weÃ•ve desired But despite all our awareness Death will find us unawares And despite our preparations Death will find us unprepared We will travel with the baggage weÃ•ve collected all of our days But few things that we have clung to will assist us on the way Just the echoes cold and hallow are the answers in the night Old dreams almost forgotten are the visions now in sight Are the linens that we sleep with the practice shrouds of our repose? When we struggle in our dreaming do we p

If You Could
< IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST. COPY THIS AND PASTE IT.... I WILL BE WAITIN TO HEAR FROM YOU Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would

Poetry (not By Me)
She stands or sits in all her glory, Overflowing, sexy abundance, A vision of grace, charm and beauty, The dynamo of lust, giv'n the chance. Not a wall flower, ready to go, Free to only someone really wise, A hidden thrill only they will know, Endless passion is not a surprise. A magnificent sight when undressed, She has it all and plenty to spare, A vast expanse of quivering flesh, Orgasmic delights, she'll take you there. Sexy woman with meat on her bones, "Too much is never enough", you'll moan. yes I have to look in the mirror every day. i am fat. my mother says lose weight. my boss shows off her tiny waist and looooong legs. you know, good catalogs like lands end and llbean don't carry clothes in my size and fat lady clothes = harsh polyester tents, weird colors and fake jeans, full support. i'm not falling down! and did you ever notice that the paper-doll models for the plus size clothing are always minus sized? my husband watches all the thin girls on tv.

Lies And Bullshit
It's bad when all lies run a life ad then lies are being told of others and then when confronted they have to lie gain,,this is confusing,,,,,,in some ways this has become an way of life and then those oers become compulsie liers do they think that they are getting away with it or what,,,when cought in a lie they should own up to the lies that have been told. when becoming that way of compulsive lying it will soon catch up to them and then there will be no one there to help them in any way shape or form,,,they are like the little boy that cried wolf to many times and no one believed him. but then to have others lie for them is another story and another blog.

Southern Gals
'Yes, sir.' 'Why, no, Billy!' Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : 'Y'all come back!' 'Well, bless your heart.' 'Drop by when you can.' 'How's your Momma?' Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy Grits Eggs Country ham Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly Southern women know their cities dripping w

Back Stabbing
It's bad when your own family turn on you and have to have some one ight there battes for them. those that have another friend threating another friend do to a family member is known as a back stabber and that isn't right.those that like to back stab are the ones that cause others to have real problems and the one that causs this is jus getting enjoyment and gradifaction for them self's to make them feel better and can't fight there own battles,knowing some one like this is hard to handle for the one that causes the bullshit between friends is not a real friend or family all they want to do is to make themselves look big and bad which isn't right and they should of thought about that before they started the bullsit and back stabbing.

Don't You Dare Throw It Out!
Tip #1 Turn those large coffee cans into flower planters. Punch a few holes in the bottom to allow for drainage, decorate the outside(if you like), and fill 'em full of plants! Tip #2 If there's a smoke in your family (or if you ever have a visitor who smokes), use old cans as ashtrays. Fill the can with some sand, add a little baking soda (to absorb odors)and place in your car or out on your deck or patio where they'll be handy. Tip #3 Find an old bread recipe and bake it in a large coffee can--the loaf will take on a wonderful mushroom shape! Tip #4 Save the plastic lid that comes with coffee cans and reuse the can to store your flour and sugar in. Tip #5 Decorate the outside of a clean, empty soup can and use it as a pen and pencil holder on your desk. Tip #6 Tote those old cans out to the garage or workshop and use them to store your paint brushes. Tip #7 In a pinch, you can use a clean and dry tuna can as a biscuit or cookie cutter. Cut off the lid and the

Crazy!
I've gone crazy, just a little obsessed And I'm stressed 'Cause I'm feelin' like I'm failin' your test Please don't judge me today I'm not lookin' my best And I'm not sure I know what to do It's not easy, letting somebody see This side of me All the ugliness and insecurity Please don't push me away There's so much more to me And I know there's so much more to you I said I'd give up but I lied It just hurts that you won't let me inside I guess now it's time to swallow my pride Can't confide in anyone I've denied what I've become And that's someone who's crazy for you If you want me to go, I'll go so quietly Won't see my face or hear another word from me But if you want me to stay Please just say it to me 'Cause you know that's what I wanna do I'm sorry if it seems like I'm comin' on strong It's been so long Since someone like you has happened along Please just give me a chance To prove I'm not wrong That there's something good 'bout me and you I s

Poems
Wanting you here. Wanting to feel your touch. Wanting your body next to mine. Wanting to feel, Wanting my fingertips slowing caressing you. Wanting them, Sliding slowly up and down your body. Wanting your lips, Pressed against mine, Wanting my mouth, Sucking on your breast. Wanting my tongue, Flicking your nipple. Wanting you, Wanting my body, On top of yours. Wanting my ears, Hearing you moaning my name. Wanting you, Feeling me within you. Wanting your arms, Holding me close. Wanting you here, Wanting this to never end. Passion of the ocean Like the ocean so wide and powerful with its waves rolling in and crashing against The rocks With the same force as my admiration towards the man I want to get to know I want to know and feel his strength, and feel the power of his touch, crashing against My soul I want to feel his passions his desires and the dreams he has Like the waters that go on Forever and ever I want to feel his tender touch caressing every

Our Friends
HEY EVERYONE PLEASE SHOW THIS GUY ALOT OF FUBAR LOVE. HE IS A GREAT GUY AND A GOOD FRIEND. PLEASE CLICK ON HIS PIC AND F/R/A AND SIGN HIS GUEST BOOK AND DEFINATELY TAKE THE TIME 5-10 MIN OR LESS AND RATE HIS PICS!! THANKS FROM ALL OF US TH3 V1P3R~~FU OWNER OF ƤŕiņcessđjPļåŷmate@ÇéĻĻßĽðč@ fubar HEY EVERYONE! WE WANT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE APPRECIATE ALL THE HARD WORK THIS YOUNG LADY DID TO HELP OUR PAGE LOOK AS GOOD AS IT IS GETTING. PLEASE CLICK ON HER PIC AND STOP BY HER PAGE AND A/F/R HER AND HER PICS AND SHOW SOME MAD LOVE FROM THE TROOPS! JULIE THANKS FOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE WE LOVE YOU!!! Julie~Army is my bundle of worry@ fubar HEY EVERYONE THIS YOUNG LADY HELPED US SET THIS PAGE AND STILL IS PLEASE COME SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND STOP BY HER PAGE AND A/F/R HER AND RATE HER PICS AND SEND AND WHEN YOU SEND AN ADD REQ PUT IN THERE THE AMERICANBADASSES SENT YOU TO HER. THANKS AGAIN FROM ALL OF US spoiledbabygirl*F

Million$$$owner
OMG... this lady is so awesome!! She bought me in Fat Sonny's Auction for ONE MILLION FUBUCKS!!! You should go by her page and show her some REAL luvins :p michigan kat~ ~please read my blogs ty@ fubar

Dreams
well iam just a countrygirl at heart love sunsets parks walks by the water,,,love horses and i enjoy helping people who needs help and making you smile..have always been a dreamer of happy ever afters ..so iam just as i said a dreamer

Tired Of It All
he said "i love you" then took it back what kind of man could ever do that? i thought what he felt was real but lies were the only thing i would ever hear my love is real that i have for him yet pain is the only thing he is giving me to tell a person that loves you that they no longer feel the same is heartbreak beyond belief but i try to move on i have to be strong for no matter if he don't feel the same i know now that all along he was just playing a game tired of the lies tired of the pain tired of the way he use to say my name tired of the hurt just tired of it all now i am really sick and tired of his love he don't have for me at all all he said was lies and i ended up getting hurt no one to now trust no one to now love but none of this matters for there is no longer an "us" he is leaving for a place unknown to war he is going he is leaving everyone that he knows he is leaving home how do i tell him goodbye when i don't want him to go how

Fantasy Flight
Join the ** Fantasy Flight ** New Friends! Quick and easy points! Level up! It's easy to join, very simple rules. 1. You must fan, rate, and add all the flyers on the list. Include "I'm a Fantasy flyer" in your request so you are sure to be added. If you are already friends with that person, leave that comment on their profile page. (If a flyer has made their profile private, just send them a message that you are a new flyer and want to f/r/a them) 2. Send me a private message telling me that you have f/r/a everyone so I can add you to the list. 3. You must fan and rate all new flyers when you accept their request. 4. This one is very important! NO DRAMA! Adding Fantasy Flyer to your name is optional. The Crew The Pilot In my dreams...or yours? ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar The Co-Pilot CinDragon~FounderClubMystic~IBIC~fuOwner of 1969,MissCrys,LisaMarie&many others!@ fubar The Flyers EmilyIMAX ☆ THE IMAX EXPERI

Auction,what A Joke
Creed Presents His First Auction: Picture Link: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923# Contestant #1.Lakota Princess http://fubar.com/i_come_in_peace Thumbnail Link: ---------------------------------------------------------------- Contestant #2 Lord Wolf: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923#518105731 http://fubar.com/lrlsociety Thumnail ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Contestant #3 WitchesBrew http://fubar.com/witchsbrew http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923#3998212940 Thumbnail: ____________________________________________ Contestant #4. The Watcher http://fubar.com/thepatriot http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=943123&albumid=839987&i=1164146923#2345146917 Thumbnail: ___________________________________________- Contestant #5. Litl

Just A Little Update
Just a little update on how Gator and I have been we have been doing Great these last couple of weeks. We were just talking earlier this year about owning our own place in about five years, But that ended up happening sooner than that we are in our new home now and like all new things they take some getting use to and yes I am a country girl at heart and like to be out of the city well at least the city I was living in LoL I am feeling much happier and starting to settle in my new home seems how we just got in this week and got my internet back up and running today I am loving my new home so far just not looking forward to all the work that we will be doing anytime soon. But what is the point of owning something if your not up to putting a little work into it? Well just thought I would give ya'll a update on what I have been up to and yes I can hear it now some are saying I may have gone crazy but hey at least I am happy and who would have thought that was possible ? I think the

Jokes On You Jack !
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers Candy. the teacher had given them. They Would Look at and taste them The children began to say: " Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon "Green..........lime," " Orange ........orange," Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," she said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're azz holes A husband and wife were trying to save money to buy a new vacation home. One day the wife comes home from work to find the husband cooking dinner and he says "I learned to cook so we could fire the maid" She said "great honey, now learn to eat pussy so we could fire the gardener" A little old lady, well into her eight

Barack Obama
This is a reprint of an article that speaks to not only Obama's mind but to how the mass media is in the tank for the Not Ready For Prime Time Candidate.... Barack's Obama-isms By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY | Posted Thursday, July 24, 2008 4:20 PM PT Media: The gaffes Barack Obama has committed would have crushed the typical Republican politician. But the reporters who can't get over Dan Quayle's misspelling of "potato" have little to say about their man's slip-ups. Sometimes it's hard to tell if Obama is really fouling up or simply puffed up when he tries to live up to his media-fed image as a leader ready for prime time. Consider his claim during a news conference Wednesday in Israel that "just this past week, we passed out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee, which is my committee, a bill to call for divestment from Iran." His committee? Obama isn't even a member of the Banking Committee, let alone its chairman. So was it a self-promoting lie or a misstep? Only he knows. In

Randomness
What is your favorite word? fuck or cunt What is your least favorite word? the N word What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? guitars, tits, Jager What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? teh dumbness of some people What sound or noise do you love? breaking glass and someone moaning my name What sound or noise do you hate? the noise from the Grudge What is your favorite curse word? fuck or cunt What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? fluff girl (Y) What profession would you not like to do? daycare If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Yes, you can come in! lmaooooooooooo

Alone To Do Battle
fuck evils power trip Face to face No time to waste This is the time for revenge Your claim to fame Of crushing dreams Your control has no hold on me I hate the way You have no shame You act like nothing's happened It's time to rise The final fight This is the last time I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip I'll throw away The wasted days The chance for revenge My claim to fame Ended in vain This was the last time I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip You are the one who's forsaken us all Nothing has changed so together we fall I am the one who's led us to believe You can't change me I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip fuck YOUR POWER TRIP alone to do battle all the demons i hold inside they cant eas

Fuck Your Power Trip
fuck evils power trip Face to face No time to waste This is the time for revenge Your claim to fame Of crushing dreams Your control has no hold on me I hate the way You have no shame You act like nothing's happened It's time to rise The final fight This is the last time I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip I'll throw away The wasted days The chance for revenge My claim to fame Ended in vain This was the last time I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip You are the one who's forsaken us all Nothing has changed so together we fall I am the one who's led us to believe You can't change me I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip I will not fail again I will not let you win fuck your power trip fuck YOUR POWER TRIP

This Is Awesome
Need help getting a vip Could use a lot of love Silly face contest :) My daughter Amanda was just called and was told she will be signed for her music . She got a call from Leslie West last night . She and her friend will meet him in tampa FL in a few weeks I am so proud of her , She writes and plays her own songs . If you dont know who Leslie West is here is a vidio of a song i think everyone knows with van halan

My Groups,families....
Here is a list of my all my groups, families, trains, tours, etc. that I belong to. Please check them out and consider joining as well!! Club United Chuck Wagon Fantasy Flight Convoy Military Parade Rope n Ridin' Rodeo Camelot Pink Lady's Lap Dancing Club Southern Redneck Levelers Rat Race Ghetto FabuBus Sock Hop Fubar: The Musical Fu-Fishing Trip

Thunder & Lightning!
views: 23 comments: 4 ratings: 0 It has always been my vision to have a drama free Family when starting the Thunder & Lightning Levelers. A Family where each of us contributed and had fun. A Family that can offer benefits to each member equally without showing or appearing to show favorites. Thats not a very easy task. I knew in creating this family I was making FuBar a little more real for me cause now I have a responsibility to each of you to provide a family that is drama free and fun to participate in. I take that very seriously. What I cannot avoid is outside drama to affect us in some way or another. But I have told each Co-Founder and Team Capt. that I would deal with any of the Drama issues. So this is the one & only time that I am involving you only for the reason to clear up many questions that are coming our way. Each member here current and future came of their own free will and if you so choose can leave of your own free will, no hard feelings & you will

Hepatitis C Virus
It's time for a change..... Letter to People Without Hep C Current mood: calm Category: Life Letter to People Without Hepatitis C Hep C aka The Dragon I did not write this letter but it applies to the majority.... D. W. Having Hepatitis means many things change and a lot of them are invisible. Unlike having cancer or being hurt in an accident, most people do not understand even a little about HCV and its effects and of those that think they know, many are actually misinformed. In the spirit of informing those who wish to understand ... These are the things that I would like you to understand about me before you judge me... Please understand that being sick doesn't mean I'm not still a human being. I have to spend most of my day in considerable pain and exhaustion and if you visit I probably don't seem like much fun to be with, but I'm still me stuck inside this body. I still worry about life and work and my family and friends and most of the time I'd

My Exotic Stories.
The night was cool,but yet hot as she walks Into the room.Her eyes glisten as the lights in the room caught them.Her smile had a come here slithery look to them.Her tongue gently sliding across her lips In a suggestive manner,my vocal cords speechless as I looked Into her eyes.my body unable to moved as I was caught In her stunning glare,she softly spoke in a soft voice sees something you like?My lips spoke back to her returning her question to her as my lips said yes.Her arm wrapped around my neck as her lips locked onto my.My tongue parting her lips as It made It's way Into her mouth.My hand gently made it way to the back of her head as It caressed her hair which was soft and silky.My other hand made it way to her neck as softly touched her flesh working It's way down to her shirt unbuttoning It from top to bottom exploring her curves to me and a nice silky red bra underneath that was soak from her passion.I moved my hand upward to her breasts freeing them form their prison that hel

Our Government At Work...
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read The State's letter before you get to the response letter. State of Pennsylvania's letter to Mr. DeVries: SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming County Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued Therefore, the Depar

The Freedom Fighter Family
THE FREDOM FIGHTERS LEVELING FAMILY RULES: >THIS PAGE IS ONLY FOR MILITARY USEAGE IF YOU NEED TO BE LEVELED UP YOU NEED TO SEND ME A PM ON THE AMOUNT YOU NEED LEFT TO LEVEL UP AND I WILL CONDUCT IT FROM THERE. I ONLY NEED 1 PM AT ONE FOR EACH PERSON DO NOT LEAVE IN THE COMMENTS OR WE WILL NOT HELP YOU. THANKS BUT PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT FOR THE TROOPS SIGN THE GUEST BOOK AND LEAVE A VOICE COMMENT TO THE TROOPS ITS FREE AND EASY TO DO AND WILL ONLY TAKE YOU A FEW MOMENTS TO PICK UP A PHONE AND DO IT. >1. YOU MUST ADD/FAN/RATE US 2. YOU MUST ADD/FAN/RATE ANYONE OF THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS 3. YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE VERIFIED 4. YOU MUST BE LEVEL 10 AND ABOVE 5. THE LOWEST POINTS NEED TO LEVEL IS 30K NO MORE >AND PROMOTE AMERICAN BAD ASSES ALL AROUND TO YOUR FRIENDS >JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW AND WE ADD/FAN/ME AND LET ME KNOW. WE ARE ALSO LOOKING FOR LEVELERS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ONE PLEASE CLICK ON THE PICTURE BELOW AND PM ME LETTING ME KNOW THANKS OR YOU CAN CLICK ON OUT P

Us Marine Corp
THE ALL AMERICAN MILITARY BIKINI AUCTION AND THE MILITARY IN DRESS AUCTION WE ARE RUNNING 2 DIFFERENT AUCTION: THE ALL AMERICAN BIKINI AUCTION: WE NEED 20 LADIES WILLING TO GET DOWN IN THERE BIKINIS SHOWING SOME SUPPORT TO THE MILITARY. RULES TO THE AUCTION ENTRIES: YOU NEED TO HAVE A VALID VERIFIED SALUTE YOU NEED TO PRIVATE MESSAGE US WITH THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE IN THE AUCTION WE NEED YOUR NAME/AND A MESSAGE YOU WANT TO SEND OUT TO THE MEN AND WOMAN HERE IN IRAQ ENTRY FEE IS 30K LOWEST BID WILL BEGIN FOR ALL AT 50K WHAT WE WILL DO IS FAN/ADD/RATE YOU AND YOUR PICS TO THE WINNER BUT ALL CONTESTANTS WILL BE ADDED/FANNED/AND PROFILE RATED AND A GIFT SENT TO THEM THE ALL AMERICAN MILITARY IN DRESS AUCTION RULES TO THE AUCTION ENTRIES: YOU NEED TO HAVE A VALID VERIFIED SALUTE YOU NEED TO PRIVATE MESSAGE US WITH THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE IN THE AUCTION YOU NEED TO PRIVATE MESSAGE US WITH YOUR NAME/RANK/BRANCH/UNIT/ AND WHERE YOUR STATIONED/SER

Aim
I would say that I get bored at work waiting for calls to come in but my mommy told me that only boring people get bored DEAMMIT!!! So I'm just lonesome sitting here in idle waiting for the next call to come in. As I type this I have been in idle for 38 minutes *tears* If anyone has AIM let me know so we can chat. AIM is the only IM program I'm allowed to use. SO let me know folks!

Godmothering
I wanted to take a minute to thank some very special people. These are listed in no particular order, but every one of them took extra time to cheer me up and remind me that people really do appreciate rates. ☺KatieBug☺@ fubar LoneWolf92 @ fubar jenn@ fubar Anna~@ fubar $ç()øTëR@ fubar LilBamaGirl@ fubar Passionman71

Blood Tie
this is an awesome book written by my friend Stephanie i was given the privilege of reading it as it was being written. Click the banner below to check it out. Check out her blog to read the first chapter

Nirvana's Ramblings
I will be competing in my first triathlon tomorrow. I only care if I finish... I learned to swim for this thing and as long as I don't drown I will be okay... I'm soooooo nervous.... *nirvana* Saying goodbye and letting go is so hard, but it has to be done, and I am only holding myself back. I’m trying to do so much to get it all out of my mind, but it’s just not working. I’m holding on and I just don’t know how to truly let go. I want to be happy on my own, but I’m not. I have yet to find my true passion, so I am doing everything. My tri is next week. I have worked so hard and am going to do something I never thought I could do… so why do I feel like it’s really not that big of a deal? I want someone to share it with. To share everything with. I’ve never had so much time to really work on myself and my life… and I just don’t like it. I miss having someone there. I’d rather worry about someone else than myself… Tears flow at weird times and I can really be in

Lovey Dovey Stuff
The Nearness of You* My thoughts are with you tonight although, we are miles apart. The distance only embeds my love for you deep within my lonely heart. To understand this feeling, that I cannot ask you to do. However, please have compassion for me and this love I have for you. My sadness is for not being near enough to prove this is real.

Orgasms Are Like Rainbows
convictions come out through your eyes pouring out your dark rimmed, empty glasses we try to sit and not talk both waiting until this moment passes fishing for feelings as you drive like a a ghost you say im a wreck, i feel like a car crash in quotes. the staples in my eyes the nails in my wings keep me from flying too high im choking on my words pathetic imitations surrounding you and i take my mask and disguise i wont try to hide behind all the smiles my plate is full of knives biting on the the blades and choking on the lies my wings are made of wax if the sunburns them away will i fall out of the sky? © an imbalance betweenthe scales short circuted the wrath of the masses combusted the extremitty is lingering at hand nothing will perserve the time being while the bell sounds out its final ring it will be the last of everything

Learning Patience And Tolerance
So, I always thought my life would be picture perfect. You know....2.5 kids, fabulous career, married to obscenely wealth man, beautiful house with a white picket fence. Well, things didn't go exactly as I planned. I am sure you aren't surprised. They never do for anyone. I got close on a few of those things. What I have really found out is that I was valuing some of the wrong things. I realize now that I am very lucky. See, my life has been blessed by someone with Autism. The way he sees the world is absolutely amazing. In slow steps he is teaching me patience. Since I never had much patience, this is a hard thing for me to learn. Not only that, but he brings me joy every moment that I am with him. Makes the picket fence seem so unimportant. Recently, another person in my life has been diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder. I never realized how all-consuming it could be. Learning about the symptoms of this disorder made me realize that not all people think the same

The Royal Path Of Life
Those who have the fewest resources in themselves naturally seek the food of their self-love elsewhere. The most ignorant people find most to laugh at in strangers; scandal and satire prevail most in small places; and the propensity to ridicule the slightest or most palpable deviation from what we happen to approve, ceases with the progress of common sense and decency. True worth does not exult in the faults and deficiency of others; as true refinement turns away from grossness and deformity, instead of being tempted to indulge in an unmanly triumph over it. Real power, real excellence does not seek for a foil in imperfection; nor fear contamination from coming in contact with that which is coarse and homely. It reposes on itself, and is equally free from envy and affectation. There are some persons who seem to purposely treasure up things that are disagreeable. By the rules of justice, no man ought to be ridiculed for any imperfection who does not set up for eminent sufficienc

Just Saying What's On My Mind
Raven is soul representation. This is a very interesting path for a being. I suppose the most important thing to remember about a persons life when they are under the Ravens wing would be, you have been here before.. you know all about this stuff and what you don't know you are about to find out. There is really nothing too surprising or amazing to a Raven person.. new things, sure, but as they have been witness to so many massive shifts over the miriad of lifetimes required to lead a Raven life, there are virtually no real surprises. The danger for a raven soul is landing in an area where there are no other ravens and no real competition for them. A Raven needs some powerful reflection and only another Raven can do that for them as they know that they are the only ones who really understand. An old soul does not protect a person from falling into a trap of getting too comfortable and growing lazy. Laziness is deadly for a Raven, they need the power of their wings to carry their great

My Owner!!!
MEET MY WONDERFUL OWNER *~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~* THIS AWESOME GUY BELOW IS MY FIRST OWNER. HE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST GUYS I HAVE MET ON FUBAR. IM ASKING ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS TO GO SHOW HIM LOTS OF LOVE. FAN HIM, RATE HIM, ADD HIM, AND BLING HIM. HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE HE GETS.HE HAS JUST UNDER 330K TO FU KING AND I WANNA SEE IF BEFORE HIS OWNERSHIP OF ME IS OVER IF I/WE CAN GET HIM THERE. SO PLEASE GO NOW AND SHOW THE SWEETEST MAN ON FUBAR LOTS OF LOVE. RadioGuy@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DEVIL'S ANGEL...OWNED BY RADIOGUY@ fubar SHOWING SOME LOVE ~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~ THE GUY BELOW MEANS ALOT TO ME. HE IS A GREAT FRIEND AND THE FATHER OF MY KIDS. HE HAS BEEN OFF FUBAR FOR A WHILE AND WELL HE IS LOOKING TO GET SOME FRIENDS AND A HIGHER LEVEL. SO THATS WHERE I TRY TO HELP. IM ASKING ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS TO GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE. FAN, RATE, ADD, BLING AND IF UR A GIRL CRUSH HIM

Moving To Texas
Amidst all the gloom and doom that is normal fodder for news media worldwide, I wonder if perhaps your readers might be interested in some GOOD news of a local nature. I arrived in San Marcos on July 3rd, Independence day from my long-time home of Jackson Mississippi. I have perused the San Marcos paper for the last 2 Sundays, and for any who think things are bad here I have an announcement to make. It’s a LOT worse elsewhere! The police blotter for this last week included a couple of car burglaries, a cat up a tree, and some disorderly conduct in an elevator. The Jackson newspaper doesn’t fool with such minor problems, their blotter usually has several murders (we were approaching 60 for the year thus far when I left) attempted murders, stabbings, shootings, assorted mayhem, and various armed robberies. My home had been broken into 3 times, my family had 2 cars stolen, and one car having much damage done in a botched attempt at stealing it. The wise did not

The Running Of The Bulls
Today, July 7, is a very important day in history. It marks the first in nine days of epic festivities known as the “Running of the Bulls” in Pamplona Spain. This is where The govt turns loose several dozen angry bulls to run rampant through the streets of that city, streets packed with intended targets of those bulls… seemingly intelligent people who wish to tell the grandkids one day: “Yes, I stood in the street as great swarms of deadly beasts bore down on me, intent on my destruction, and I did it on purpose!” This would never happen in any American city today for several reasons. 1. The animal-rights crowd would protest that somehow the bulls might be damaged in such an event, and could not give the slightest rip about any humans in imminent peril of life and limb. 2. OSHA would have a great problem with the limitless liabilities presented to the city by maimed citizens trampled and/or gored by said hairy beasts. 3. The environmentalists and the E

Auctions
THE AMERICAN BAD ASSES MILITARY BIKINI CONTEST!! THE WINNER FROM EACH WILL RECEIVE 50K FUBUCKS AND A VIP GIFT FROM US AT END OFTHE MILITARY BIKINI AND MILITARY MEN AND WIMAN DRESSED IN BLUES AUCTION PLUE YOU WILL RECEIVE WHAT EVER THE HIGHEST BIDDER BIDS ON THE 14TH DAY HOW DO YOU ENTER?!? THE FOLLOWING RULES FOR ENTRY ARE BOTH AUCTIONS SO PAY ATTENTION: 1. ENTRY FEE 35K FUBUCKS 2. SEND A MILITARY BASED BIKINI PIC OR A PIC OF YOU IN YOUR DRESS BLUES. 3. YOU MUST BE A LEVEL 10 WHICH SHOWS YOU HAVE A SALUTE AND IT WAS VERIFIED 4. YOU NEED TO SEND YOUR NAME/MESSAGE YOU WANT TO SEND OUT TO THE TROOPS IF YOU ARE ENTERING THE BIKINI AUCTION 5. YOU NEED TO SEND YOUR NAME/RANK/UNIT/SERVICE DATES/AND STATIONED AT IF YOU ARE ENTERING THE DRESS BLUES AUCTION IF YOU ARE NO LONGER IN THE SERVICE THAT IS FINE LET US STILL KNOW WHAT THE SAME INFO. 6. YOU NEED TO SEND A LIST OF THINGS THAT YOU WILL ALSO DO FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR 1 MONTH 7. THE STARTING BID

The Starship Enterprise
Katherine & Q Ch. 01 by LateNiteFantasy© *************** Her royal highness, the Lady Katherine, watched as the members of her mother’s court danced and frolicked theoretically in her name. The return of the Queen’s eldest daughter should be cause for celebration. Her training as a diplomat kept the smile on her lips and the look in her eyes bright as the evening wore on and she began to become bored with the petty posturing of the courtiers. Beneath her happy exterior mask her feet ached, her diadem was sitting heavily on her head, and her dress had not allowed her to take a deep breath in hours. She idly wondered what was happening on the Enterprise, and how Wesley was doing. It had been three months since she had seen him, and she felt like a nervous teenager; would he still feel the same? She hadn’t told him she was coming back early, and she hoped the surprise would be well appreciated. “M’lady, would you care for a dance?” A well dressed noble bowed t

Up For Auction
Ok Ladies im up for auction starting Sunday and ending Wednesday Aug. 6th See link to start also rate my friend who is conducting the auction! It starts tonight at 11pm EST!!!!!!! Here is my offer 1) rate all pics & stash 2) add the winner to your name &/or family for a month (fu-owned by... OR fu-slave of...) 3) one or more phone calls 4) personal salute (sfw &/or nsfw) 5) access to private folders 6) #1 friend for a month &/or crush for a month 7) daily comment &/or gift 8) link featured in all new friend comments 9) keep buzz at 100% for the month Hosted By click on picture below Ok Ladies im up for auction starting Sunday and ending Wednesday Aug. 6th See link to start also rate my friend who is conducting the auction! It starts tonight at 11pm EST!!!!!!! Go see Cause Im The Fckin Queen when it starts R/F/A her while you are bidding!!!!

Hannah's Angel.
A Mother's Love A Mother's love is something that no one can explain, It is made of deep devotion and of sacrifice and pain, It is endless and unselfish and enduring come what may. For nothing can destroy it or take that love away... It is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, And it never fails or falters even though the heart is breaking... It believes beyond believing when the world around condemns, And it glows with all the beauty of the rarest, brightest gems... It is far beyond defining, it defies all explanation, And it still remains a secret like the mysteries of creation... A many splendorous miracle man cannot understand And another wondrous evidence of God's tender guiding hand. mommy, you would call me while you were listening to 'Wind beneath my wings,' and you'd always ask me if I still loved you and whether or not I thought that you were a good mother. whether you raised me right. you always questioned it. I am so sorry if I ev

Time 4 A Change
I am making a few changes on here..first off.. I am no longer soul searcher. I changed it do to fact.. i only made that id up for my excrush. I no longer want anything to do with the idiot..or his lies..so therefore I am now wicked. LOL. I have also made my profile accessible only to friends at the moment..Because I feel lately like i have had spies checking me out. Alot of ids..that become N/A. Not sure how long I will have it that way.. anyways, it will not affect you if you are reading this.. just a quick note.. was taking a little break . Still am some but will be back a little.

Your Visit
It is a Friday in the early part of spring. The day is so bright and clear it is just calling for me to come outside. The kids are in school and my wife is at work so I have the day to myself. It is so rare I have a day to enjoy all by myself. Unable to resist the call of the outdoors I go out to work on the garden. The smells of plants coming back to life and blooming from a cold winter are strong in the air. The early morning dew is still thick on the ground. I could get lost in the wonders of this fine day. I am just starting to prune some of the roses when my cell phone rings. Answering it I am surprised by who is calling me. It is Kate, a beautiful woman I have chatted with online for some time. She tells me she is in town for the weekend and was wondering if we would like to get together. Knowing she enjoys the outdoors also I ask her if she would like to go for a walk in the park. I tell her that my wife is at work and would be unable to join us. She sounds sad about that news s

Appologies
I won't say I'm sorry for what I said, because I meant it and it's the truth. Levelers are not getting any return on levelups and I was making a point. That point, for now, has been made. I will, however, stick to my statement of not being on Godfather or higher level ups until I myself get there. It's a matter of principal now, I stick to my word. What I am sorry for is any grief I may have caused my friends. I never meant to cause problems. Also, several have asked why my most recent thank you blog is private. Any private blogs are either just stupid test codes or a bulletin in progress that will be open when the time comes.

Curch
As most of my friends know My dad is ill and has been for a while. He attends church every sunday rain or shine. Last week he almost was not strong enough to make it. Since my sister was in from California it was a nice gift to go with him this week. There is nothing better then to give of yourself even when its a huge sacrafice. He knows my feelings of church and was so prud and excited that we went as a family.

Sex
The answers were so FUN Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. What position would we do i

Can You Handle The Wild......
I AM HOSTING MY 1ST WILDLY PURRRFECT JUNGLE AUCTION And With Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz Help, We Worked Long And Hard To Make Sure This Untamable Auction Is Alot Of Roaring Fun! TH

Fresh Meat
Well I guess that pretty much sums it up. A friend called me up and said she started this site for me. I was irritated at first. But D A M N ! ! ! ! THIS IS A BLAST ! ! ! Beats sitting around bored out of my skull. I haven't quite figured it all out yet. But I am having a lot of fun trying. And SO MANY good looking people on here. Makes ya feel kinda dowdy looking at some of the profiles. But hey, I am an Empowered American Woman.

Master Darius...........part Iv
I awoke to the sound of dustbins being emptied and a general background noise of traffic. I was still wrapped in Master’s arms. New York certainly was noisier than London and I saw that Master was awake too. Kissing me deeply, he asked if I would like some coffee. I said I would and offered to ring room service. Laughing, Master said, “There’s no room service here my sweet.” I asked him how he intended to get the coffee then and he said there was a coffee shop downstairs. “I’ll just get dressed and go and get some.” Throwing on his jeans and t-shirt, he sat down to put on his shoes and said “I won’t be a minute, you may use the bathroom if you want while I am gone. “Thank you Master” I said as he slipped out of the room. I got out of bed and went into the bathroom. It still had the original Victorian fixtures, including a claw foot bathtub. I peed then washed my hands, looking into the mirror. The mirror was flawed with age but my reflection was bright. I r

Mummer Stories
I can't wait for next Saturday. LILLY VON NOODLE & this IRISH CHICK KRISTEN VICTORIA are have a SUMMER Beach Party @ SUNSETLOVERA Beach. It should be FUN NAUGHTY. All the big names will be there. We're talking about MARKOS, BLUDGEON, "MANNISH BOY MATT", "HOE HUNTER JAMITO", STRUMMER, "LONGHAIR RANDY", BOUNTY HUNTER, "WHOREMASTER TOMMY", MAJIK, LOCUST, POTSEY, CHEF JAY & VEGASTONY. Even SCHAD & KISMA JOHNSON are coming down from IDAHO. And lets not forget the HOTCHICKs. KIRA, EVIL ASH, BOO, ANISSA, MS ANGELINA, MONICA THE GREAT, ROBIN, DARLING NIKKI, LOUANN, "SUGAR COOKIE SARA", MISFIT, HELLY, ANI, NATALIE, "FIESTY" MYSHEL,IVETTE, ELLE, KRISAFIX, ANGEL, PIXIE and ZENA. I sure am hoping that BOUNCY KITTY of a RUSSIAN FOXX named JENUHPHUR comes. I've been CRAVEN MOREHEAD since the last time I saw her. I plan on giving her a little RUMDUMB & TECATE before taking her behind the SCARABUS for some SOULKISS and NOOKIE ! " A couple of bands will be there as well like FLUFFY THE RHINO

Here I Come! Watch Out
well, as most know i am leaving for basic on april 8th. im going to Missouri, Ft. Leonard Wood (aka Lost in Woods) till august. Im an 88Mike for now...but i am going to be mechanic. unfortunetly all those years of riding in my sweet ass car, with my loud ass system, wasnt good idea lol. but for now, please do not leave me a million messages, on here, myspace, yahoo.. etc etc etc!! i would like the support, but in lil bit lol! love u all!! peace well.. it took long enough but i have arrived! just kidding. just here to check this shit out.. hope something good comes of it ok.. so i feel like a small rodent.. i need to find some sweet shit to stash! any suggestions.. lemme know! p.s. i like shiny things

Show Love
These 3 people below go above and beyond everyday to show great love to all. You see them rating till they max out to help someone level. You see them helping others bomb in contests and giveaways. So lets all pick anyone out of the 3 or all 3 and let them know how much we appreciate what they do for others!!!! lauria¢¾Shadow Leveler¢¾{{H&L Bombers Co-Founder}}Owned by LoneWolf@ fubar MRMostunderated THE Thing of the **JUSTICE LEAGUE** AND **SHADOW LEVELERS**@ fubar RevMichelle~FuWife n r/l fiance to Towman1231~Shadow Leveler~Manager at Klowns Play House~@ fubar THIS BULLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY ~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71@ fubar And {Shadow Leveler Team Leader} ~Yeamon~@ fubar

Can You Surprise My Fiancee?!?
My Fiancee is going into the hospital for surgery on the 31st of July, yes this month she was hoping she could make God father or be going to Godfather before then. Could you help make her day? I won't forget you if you do!!! All I ask is, if you help please message me and let me know that you helped her, if you don't I will probably miss you & I don't want to do that & I will do my best to surprise you! You can click on her link below if you would like to help. Ty for taking the time to read this & ty in advance for the love you show her!!! Sexci Girl *surgery this week, won't be around much@ fubar

Favorite Driink
To those of you who are in my friends and fans lists. What is your favorite drink here on fubar? Mine is Rootbeer. I don't really drink alcohol. Please leave comments with your favorite drinks.

Psychopathic
Dreaming Verse 1: Why does everybody stare & call me weird Just cuz I got crusty shit hangin out of my beard & I enjoy seeing gore & blood splatter Tryna take notes in midst of all the chatter Just kiddin im not paying attention I let my mind wander into a new dimension One where everyone is accepted for who they are And even the poor folks can afford new cars Then some fagit slapped my in the back of the head I was droolin and shit already half dead If I was a ninja id kick his teeth in But im not so I put my gun up to his chin He pissed on himself & I called him a bitch Said this is only the start of your punishment So I cut off his balls put em in the oven & bake up Then the fuckin bell rings so I wake up Hook:seems so real but its only a dream I could be a ninja or a fuckin dope phene When I travel to this world nothing can touch me And I get any fuckin thing I want for free Verse 2: Sometimes my dreams aren’t so fresh I see people walkin around with gashe

I'm Up For Fuauction
Now here's your chance: 1) rate all pics & stash 2) if bling pack given, 1/3 of the credits for the bling of your choice. 3) if VIP given 500 11's for one month. 3) fu-owned by for one month. 4) blog pimp-out. 5) five personalized tags. 6) #1 friend for a month. 7) keep buzz at 100% for the month No blasts please. Please rate the photo even if you don't want to bid as the most rates will earn me bling.

General
THIS IS WHERE WERE AT NOW! HI EVERYONE IF YOU LOOK BELOW THIS IS OUR MIDGET IT SHOWS THAT WE HAVE HARDLY ANY FANS YET WE HAVE ADDED ALOT OF PEOPLE AND FANNED EACH AND EVERYONE PLEASE COME FAN US AND SIGN OUR GUEST BOOK LOCATED ON THE FRONT PAGE THANKS.

About You
I'M CURIOUS.... IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST!! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in

Lmfao Too Funny.
SPAGHETTI For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Thr

5 Questions 5 Answers.
This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 really important Questions: Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only 'down under.' Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Now, you know everything you need to know!

Just When U Think U Heard It All
Just when I thought I heard it all, some guy called me a dude lol Go look at the comment he left on my pic... Just when you think you heard it all. http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1629594&albumid=0&i=1083526031 damn futards lol

Caption Contest
Hi Everyone: I am in a caption contest that ends on Saturday with the first prize of a blast and a bling pack. If you could, please rate my caption and comment bomb me a bit. Here is the link: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=848983&albumid=1139428&i=4126637312

I'm Up For Auction!
Look what we have here! It's my first ever auction! come bid on me!!! LilMaMa870608 Don't be a cheapskate... Get some hot juice lovin' today! Bidding starts at the low low price of 50,000 fubucks! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? THE AUCTION ENDS MONDAY AUGUST 4!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO OWN ME!!!

Darkness Falls
hey all.... Are you interested in being a greeter or a DJ? Wanna have fun in a drama free lounge and make some great friends...? Well then we totally want to have you as apart of The Darkness Falls family.....!!! If you have never been a DJ before.. thats ok... we have expierenced DJ's to help you along the way... If you have never been a greeter before... its way simple... We have flexible schedules to fit your lifestyle...whether your online 2 hours a day or 24 hours a day we have something for you.. So if you are interested then please hit me up in my shout box for more details!!!

" Here To Say What Is On My Mind "
ONE I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IM SORRY TO ALL FOR BEING ME . TOOK ME HALF MY LIFE TO GET TO BE STRAIGHT UP , BLUNT AND TELL IT LIKE IT IS . I WON'T SAY SORRY FOR THAT . BUT , IM ME AND DON'T EXCEPT TO BE CHANGED . AND IF ANY ONE WANTS TO TAKE ME OFF THEIR FRIENDS LIST OR FAMILY GO AHEAD . IM DONE WITH DRAMA AND THE ATTITUDE IS JUST THAT 100% B_I_T_C_H . DON'T PLAN ON CHANGIN IT . I KEEP MY " ENEMIES CLOSE " AND " MY FRIENDS CLOSER " . SO, AS I SAID IF YOU FEEL OFFEND DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO . REMOVE ME FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY BFREAKY.COM

We Are Lookin For The Best On Fubar !!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirty Deeds Radio is hiring!! Are you looking for a fun place to hang out, meet great people, earn fubucks?? Then look no further! We are looking for ppl for the following positions: Not only would you be working for the best lounge on Fubar, but you get rewarded for doing your job too!! You could earn fubucks, fu-gifts, even cash gifts! So come on over and check us out at Dirty Deeds Radio! If interested contact our General Manager: ~♥Ðani♥~♫DJ SMURFETTE♫~GM @ DiRtY DeEdS RaDiO~

Soybeans
While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed: "Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you." "When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion," she explained. The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife. "I'm curious though," he said, "Where did the thirty dollars come from?" "Oh that, " his wife replied, "Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!"

Life
Sorry to all my friends that have been wondering about whee the hell Ive been. I have been so busy with school and my mother in law dieing its been real rough. but im back and have missed fubar.....-smiles- so hit me up anytime i will respond now.

Just Wanna Say Thank You!!!!
SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG...(computer issues :( ) JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU TO EVERY1 THAT HELP ME IN THE FUBUCKS CONTEST ...I AM REALLY THANKFUL ***LUVYA A ABUNCHESS*** ~*~PEEKS~*~ XOXOX

Can You Please Help My Sister
can you please show her some fu love and help her out...she returns all the love she gets. She really is an awesome person. So please go check her out. ~Mink~@ fubar Thank you. Hugs, Silverpixi

We Want The Best To Work For The Best
Dirty Deeds Radio is hiring!! Are you looking for a fun place to hang out, meet great people, earn fubucks?? Then look no further! We are looking for ppl for the following positions: Not only would you be working for the best lounge on Fubar, but you get rewarded for doing your job too!! You could earn fubucks, fu-gifts, even cash gifts! So come on over and check us out at Dirty Deeds Radio! If interested contact our General Manager: ~♥Ðani♥~♫DJ SMURFETTE♫~GM @ DiRtY DeEdS RaDiO~

My 69 Munch
Sixtyninemunch is close to making Godfather he only needs 300k to level plz go by & show him some luv ty everyne who helps in advance!!! :):) just click the link below: SixtyNineMunch ~CLUB UNITED~REDNECK FAMILY CIRCLE~FU-OWNED BY ROXY AND TEXAS TWISTER@ fubar

Omfg @ Fubar
OMFG i have has some of my dark pictures up that I have had on here for over a year, an guess what, now this stupid site wants to put NSFW on them I would love to know what kid had this done, there is no tit or pussy showing so what the fuck is the problem , this site sucks way bad. I thought this was an adult site, but i really this its a damn kiddie site ...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Friends List
Hi there to any and all that's on my friends list...and any and all that might be on my list in the future: I have been recently informed, by a friend, that they suddenly disappeared off my list and off my family list. Well, I had no idea how that happened. I do know that I personally did not remove that friend off my page, and if I did...it was purely by accident. Don't know if it was a fubar server glitch or if it was me clicking around on things and not paying attention to what I was doing. My friend felt hurt thinking that I deleted them on purpose....I did not purposely delete that person, and once I've added someone....I don't delete them, especially after I've added them to family. So, in case this has happened to any of my other friends besides this particular one, and you suddenly see that you have been removed from my friends list.....this blog is explaining it. So, to any and all of my fubar friends.... if you have found yourself in the same situation that my other frie

Surveys And Quizes That Tell About Me...
In love?Yes...just seems to elude me...loolYour soulmate exists?I believe we have several In an afterlife?YesYou can be in love with 2 people at the same time?YesIn marriage?I believe in the idea of it...don't have much faith in it thoA relationship can last if both people are 100 percent honest?Yes Everyone is inherently good or evil?I think they are bothIn nature or nurture?BothIn coincidence?YesIn the death penalty? Yes... eye for an eye!A man can be completely faithful? This means emotionally too!Not sure about this one...haven't seen it in exsistenceEvery parent has a favorite child?Not every parent...You can GROW to love someone and be happy?Yes...if your heart is open it can happenIn miracles?Yes...everyday is a miracleThis survey was worth you time?Not sure....let me tell you after I see how many actually read it...lol You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not

Metal Heads Check This Out
Ok all you metal heads check out this new death metal band thats only been together for 2 months and already has played 3 shows including a beach show with 10 huge local so cali bands . please add them on myspace and leave them plenty of feedback and dont forget to tell ur friends about them . www.myspace.com/carnaldeity . if ur in the so cali area keep an eye out for show listings so you can check them out live .

Fubar's Candy Shop Girls
ADD/FAN/RATE everyone on the list once your finished PM me with a picture for your tag, please give me 24 hrs to get the tag to you. If you don't have it by then let TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life know. Fubar'sCandy Shop Girls Club ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Captain~ (#1 FAMILY) ~Fu Cruise~Fu Angels~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar Brittany ღ Property of Dooniel@ fubar In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~

Master Darius..........part V
I woke with Master’s lips pressed to mine. “Wake up my slave it’s time to get up if we are to get to the theatre in time. I suggest we have something to eat now then go out for dinner after the show.” “That sounds wonderful Master,” I said and he went and fetched the room service menu from the dresser. We decided on coffee and cakes and Master rang down with our order. Getting out of bed, he pulled on his clothes and leaned down and kissed me. “You have permission to stay in bed while the waiter brings us our food.” “Thank you Master.” I was pleased that he was not going to make me greet the waiter naked. After a short while there was a knock on the door and Master went over and answered it. The waiter put down the tray he was carrying and stood there, obviously waiting for a tip. Master looked at him. “Would you like to see something interesting?” Without waiting for a reply Master came over to the bed and, in one fluid motion, pulled the covers

What My Name Is In Numbers
thank to my sister for this idea and link...if any one would like to do their own the following link below just caut and paste please... http://paulsadowski.com/Numbers.asp There are 15 letters in your name. Those 15 letters total to 67 There are 6 vowels and 9 consonants in your name. What your first name means:Scottish Female Scottish surname and place name. Gaelic Male From the gray fortress. Gaelic Female From the gray fortress. Celtic Male From the gray fortress. Celtic Female From the gray fortress. Your number is: 4 The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service, struggle against limits, steady growth. The expression or destiny for #4: Order, service, and management are the cornerstones of the number 4 Expression. Your destiny is to express wonderful organization skills with your ever practical, down-to-earth approach. You are the kind of person who is always willing to work those long, hard hours to push a project through to complet

All Members Of The Friendship Circle
...The Friendship Circle Members... Hðåkïê-Gïrl £ðµñÐêr ð£ £rïêñÐ§hïþ Çïr¢lê' ,@ fubar ♥ Jµ§'Mê♥ Kå†h¥ ♥ ~ Çð-£ðµñÐêr ð£ †hê £rïêñÐ§hïþ Çïr¢lê' ~@ fubar Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr ð£ †hê £rïêñÐ§hïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar ~Red Wing Hunny~ ♥ Fu Stalker Of Scarlett & hearts ~ Member Of The Friendship Circle~@ fubar 'D'@ fubar Silverpixi~Club United~LollipopGurlz~BCC~ FSC~Owner of Miss Crys {Please read my profile}@ fubar ~*Liz*~*Friendship Circle*~*Club Frat*~@ fubar Daisy**Proud Member Of The Friendship Circle**

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Politics
I don't do politics anymore. But I thought this was a very, very good explanation, through who reads newspapers. 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts. 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it. 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much. 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as l

Naughty
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Cowgirl Fun. Wild. And deep.Saddle up and ride him all night long.Only for those who feel they're strong! 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com You should have sex at the kitchen table You are into privacy and you can add some food into the equation for a little bit of extra kinkiness. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You should make love during a volcano eruption (Hopefully not too close though). The phallic imagery here needs no further explanation, and the heat generated will turn your ordinary sex into super hot sweaty sex. Damn. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your biggest turn off is death You will do anything, as long as it is alive. You are totally not choosy about sex partners and can get off with almost anyone. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You are 22% easy You are not easy. You are actually damn hard. (No pun intended) You won’t sleep with someone in less you are deeply in l

Lonely
u can be around friends and family but still be lonely, your mind not here but your body is. sometime u are missing something and u donot know what its. u want to leave but have to stay to help and listen too. everything is going to fast in life and u start to miss people and lonely come back to u . and the lonely will be always.

I'm A Godmother! Woohoo
I Want To Thank All My Friends For Helping Me Get To GodMother .. Check Out Some Of The Great Freinds I Have .. Show Them Some Love Too... SouthernOutLaw the man who gave me all the shit..lol I wuv ya Tim OneSexyAssBiotch Gary Myztrey GoldDawn Manly My Homie Rock ON !!! And there are many more that i didnt get on the bulleting but i want to thank you all

I'm Writing A Book (seriously!)
I have started a book called "Human Being's for Dummies - An Owner's Manual" Concept: Written from both male and female perspectives discussing how we think, communication, relationships, reality, and how to make life everything you want it to be - and I mean everything! 1. Why being honest with yourself is rule #1 2. Communication - He said / she said 3. Why women die for the bad guy 4. Conversely; why the Nice Guy finished last 5. Why life is as simple as.... 6. What women don't know how to tell their men 7. What most men never understand about women 8. Why do women lose themselves in taking care of their families 9. Why men live to work 10. What it takes to live happily ever after . . . xx. Reality What else "MUST BE INCLUDED" in a book like this...? Comment me with your thoughts.

Do You Hear Me.....
Do You Hear Me When I Tell You, That I Love You And I Care? Do You Feel Me In Your Presence? Or Does It Seem Like I'm Not There? If I Came To You In Tears, Would You Simply Walk Away? Or Would You Hold Me In Ur Arms, & Tell Me That Its Okay? Am I Too Much For You To Handle? Or Am I Simply Just Not Good Enough? Would You Help Me Through Our Hard Times, Or Would U Leave Me When Things Got Tough? Do You Stare When I'm not Looking? Or Glimpse When I Turn Away? When I Tell You That I'm Leaving, Do You Secretly Want Me To Stay? Please Just Tell Me That You Heard Me, When I Told You You Are My World. Or Atleast U Know In Your Heart I Love You, And That I'm Proud To Be Your Girl. Now I'm Begging For You To Answer Me. I'm Down And On My Knees, I Only Want To Know The Truth, Just Answer Me, Answer Me Please!

Distance....
Gettin through the day is hard to do when your all im thinkin of, Its hard to get up in the morning when im not surrounded by your love. We talk on the phone everyday sometimes its all i look forward to, Without the ability to text and recieve your pics i dont know what i would do. I look back at choices i made and things that i could have done differently, But no matter what mistakes i've made i still love you unconditionally. When things were hard i wiped my brow and kept pushing through, It feels like we're part of a grander plan thats keeps leadin me straight to you. Ive been sittin here, cant get you off my mind, tryin my best to be strong, I drive myself crazy wishing i can feel your touch, but the truth remains... im all alone. No matter how strong i seem you dont see my pillow covered in tears, I'd cry you a river if i thought it could bring you near.

I Am All Alone
I went to warped yesterday, I had so much fun, the worst part is i forgot my camera in the car no worries my friend had a camera phone so i'll post the pics as a blog well thats if i can. All i can say it was so much fun, i was tired, hungry, sleepy, and hearing loss, but fuck it was much much fun, I got to see Rise Against, Cobra Starship, Gym Class Hero's, Academy is, Katy Perry, Ludo, Oserkaband or something, Motion City Soundtrack, damn was it fun, i almost crowd serf buy little me was too scared, and almost got into a mosh pit with these giant guys scary SCARY!!! There was a lot of emo's there, most people know that i dont like emo people, the very definition of it, if your emo ur lame! thats that. A friend of mine want to see a band and in the back they were doing their emo mosh dance moves or whatever i was like wtf? thats fucking lame mosh right u pussy motherfuckers. well I was there from 11 to 9 at night crazy huh? i went home so tired, and starving but still awake to go on f

Family Issues
Tried to take her life yesturday morning by taking over 150 pills. By the time the police got her to the ER, it was too late to pump her stomach because the pills had already been in her system for over a hour. She is currently in ICU, in a coma.... She's been like that for almost 24 hours now... My sister and I have not been on good terms for awhile now, and I just wish I could've told her how much her baby sister loves her... I tried to help her, we all did. But there is only so much you can do for a person who wont admit they have a problem. I will be on and off of here in between work, hospital, and working some more... PLEASE PLEASE pray for her & our family. She has 2 children that need their Mommy to get better soon, and miss her very much. Thanks you guys! I will keep u updated!

For My Lord & Master Vampyre Lestat
If I Am Your Queen Kiss my lips as if they are giving you life. Kiss my hands like they are the only ones you will ever hold or kiss. Kiss my feet like I am your Queen, If you don’t do any of these…. Kiss my ass as I kick your sorry ass out of my house and life. If I am your Queen whisper of things you will do to make all wildest dreams come true. Tell of things that will make heart flutter and stir with passion. Touch my body with your hands like I am your only masterpiece lost forever to world eyes. Caress me like haunting lover that will never let me be too far from his haunting love. If you don’t do any of these…. Kiss my ass as good-bye as walk out away without any regrets of leaving your poor excuse ass. Touch my soul with words that make no sense or does. Touch my mind in ways that makes me see within the murky fog of life. Touch my hidden desire in ways that will never long for another to love me. IF you don’t do any of these… Kiss my ass as

Making Love....
Talking with you on the phone, I feel the sensations burning in "the zone". I put my hands up under my nightdress, Starting with my breast softly I caress. Licking my fingers and drawing a line, Running it down my tummy, mmm, so.... divine! Getting to the top of my most precious spot, My body is just quivering, its so damn hot. The wetness is building, as I picture your face, Your lips are near, as I tear off my pantie lace. sliding my fingers in between my lips, Oh....ohhh, my god, your on-top, don't slip. My breathing is getting louder, I cannot hide As I enter my fingers deeply inside. Thrusting in then out, grabbing the sheets, Omg i scream, im dripping wet, oh, oh, oh, im trembling all over my body is in heat. Thinking of how much i love the thickness of your dick, Picturing you entering me, or just longing to give it a lick. My body arches up, as I let out a groan. I imagen you saying sweetly, baby i love to hear you moan. Panting as a lioness, I let out

Oopsy!!!
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted lou dly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the c

A Five?!
This Fellow Fubarian decided I'm a five! I returned the favor and am a little disappointed that anyone could be so rude! Please let these type of people feel the same love that I have received from them.

This Is For The Girls
i've been here, and a few of you are there right now... so read this and realize that it happens to everyone at some point in time in their lives.. not just you... Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute.Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid

Hospital Time ( Sucks )
ok let's just start out saying when I had "Spiral Meningitis" when I was 13 months what I know I had it when I was a baby but from that my Auntie does believe that's when I got Seizures I guess I would say the effect but from that I had it totally worse when I was a baby if anything I think I could lived in a hospital lol cause it was that meaning times I went but what I know it was a lot worse when I was a baby from that I live it and it's very hard for me to sleep @ night cause I'm a computer freak @ night what I can say if I dont get my beauty sleep lol which I dont at all basically pretty much I'll start my seizures well I did pretty much I did get a couple of hours of sleep lastnight cause I went out lastnight and everything so came back home @ 12a.m. I believe then I was on the phone until 2a.m, then the computer and everything so yeah then after that yep totally past out of course was really tired then I woke up around 4a.m. cause had to wake my mother up @ 5:30a.m. but got her

August 9th Centralia Il
Show is open to the public and you can get dinner before hand....good food, headline comedians Dale Jones http://www.dalejonescomic.com/ and Kier http://www.heykier.com/ I'm MC/Host and doing 15 minutes at the start of the show, hope if you are local you'll come see the show and say hi afterwards!

August 23rd Music Festival In Ashley, Il
ALL ORIGINAL MUSIC FESTIVAL THIS SATURDAY in case you haven't been paying attention to my upcomming gigs, I am hosting the music festival in ashley il at the last call tavern....corner of hwy 51 and 15......great lineup for a whole day of fun! Gates open at 10 am WRXX Live coverage Firethrowers Mechanical Bull riding Outdoor pavillion wet t-shirt contest the show will go on rain or shine...must be 18 to get in tickets are just $5 if you get them from me....$6 at the door Featuring the bands: Shot Cold Green Lincoln Justin Torres The Ideal Weapon Sacrifice the Gods Come out and have some fun and see why Front Row Productions puts on the best shows in Southern Illinois! WRXX Live coverage, Firethrowers, Mechanical Bull Riding, Outdoor Pavillion, rain or shine the show will go on! Food available....gates open at 10AM...show is presented by Front Row Productions....I am MC/Host and at some point doing a half hour of comedy....Come hang out, drink some beer and h

My Owners
Please meet my new owner. She is the greatest thing that has come into my life since my son and husband! She has been so good to me since the day I met her! She is also my fu-lover and she loves me up hardcore! She is the sweetest person! You need to go show her the love! She always gives love right back and out of the kindness of her heart she gives love to people who never show her love back! This chick will bendover backwards for you in a heart beat and give you the shirt off her back if she could! I love this girl so much I don't know what I would do without her and neither will you! We are two peas in a pod and will always be! ~☮HippyChick☮~{Owned By~J+A+B=ME~}@ fubar

Do Soul Mates Exist? Key # 2
2) Love and Tell. Soul Mates tell one another they love each other at least once every day of their lives, and both MEAN it sincerely. Neither EVER assumes the other "knows I love him/her so I don't need to tell him/her". There is NO taking love for granted with Soul Mates. What do you think?..

Do Soul Mates Exist? Key # 3
Key #3) Mutual Respect. Soul mates NEVER put one another down, but ALWAYS lift each other up. Neither partner is "the boss", though either can voluntarily accede to the other in areas where the other is more knowledgeable or more comfortable in making a decision or in taking an action.

Earthquake!!! Woohoo!
THE PLOT ABOVE SHOWS: * The closest 15 stations with phase picks * 120 seconds of time beginning 20 seconds before the event * Traces are time aligned * Green bars represent expected P and S arrival times Waveform Color Key: Black: broad-band, high-gain, digital channel Brown: broad-band, low-gain, digital channel (accelerometer) Blue: short-period, analog channel THE PLOT ABOVE SHOWS: * A set of SCSN stations scattered throughout southern California * 120 Seconds of time * Traces are time aligned and sorted by distance from the epicenter. * Green bars represent expected P and S arrival times Magnitude 5.8 Date-Time * Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 18:42:15 UTC * Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:42:15 AM at epicenter Location 33.959°N, 117.752°W Depth 12.3 km (7.6 miles) Region GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, CALIFORNIA Distances * 3 km (2 miles) SW (235°) from Chino Hills, CA * 8 km (5 miles) SE

Earthquake
OK this is my first blog and yes it's an earthquake one. I am scared and want to go home. This thig felt like it wouldnt stop shaking. The light fixture over my desk fell and all our monitors fell too. Anyway I'M FUCKING SCARED!!! SOMEONE HOLD ME!!

Funny Thoughts
"Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil." Crazy is a relative term in my family! Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Procrastinate now, don't put it off. Boys make good pets! Princess in training! At least I can still smoke in my car Caution, Blind Man Driving. "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make." All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan "No BLOOD no foul." "Life's an Ocean, Sail It" "We are going to rip off your testicles.......and slash your tires." - Nip Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became ent

The Gift
The Gift I don't have much to give you in the way of material things. But then, I have never been a material person . . . so it wouldn't matter much anyway. I do have something to give you, though . . . and I hope you accept this gift with joy. I have chosen not to wrap it . . . I want it to be presented to you as pristine as can be. And anyway, decorations or wrappings would certainly ruin the effect. And so it is . . . that I stand before you . . . unclothed, but surprisingly, unashamed of my nakedness. You have already captured a piece of my heart, and you have captivated my soul. The only thing left for me to present to you is my very being . . . and I do that willingly, happily, and most of all . . . lovingly. Standing before you . . . watching your every movement . . . seeing the desire in your eyes for the very first time. I don't believe in all of my life, I have ever witnessed a moment as beautiful as this. Neither one of us can speak . . . and w

My Heaven
My Heaven I look deep in your eyes. I see there what I feel inside. We share something between us, Neither one of us can hide. I feel your lips touch mine, I loose all my control, All it took was a look and a kiss, To know you were part of my soul. I see your hands on my skin, I want and need you to do more, The passionate look you give me, Tells me heaven is in store. I look deep in your eyes, And I see heaven there inside, You make me feel so beautiful, What I feel for you I cannot hide.

Our Night
Our Night Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

Going Crazy In The Life Of Wickedjingles24/7
So yesterday we started little one on her growth hormone injections. We are looking at her being on these injections until she is around 18..... School is hectic.....life is just hectic in general....... Ok so i am dating this guy who is about to go into the navy. I live with him and everything. I feel as if im floating on the clouds when im around him. I mean, he is a good guy and all but i dont know if i can handle him being gone all the time. I've told him i loved him and he said it back. but what if things change while he is gone over seas and everything with the navy? We also talked about getting married and everything but what if when he gets back or while he is gone things are totally different between us? What am I to do? He is only 19 years old and i am 20. is this a big mistake or is it meant to be? OMFG! Why is it that everytime that something goes wrong at home I get blamed for it? Me and my mom got into a fight yesterday and oh i was so pissed. She told me to straighten up

Dear Dogs And Cats,
Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no

If A Dog Was The Teacher
If a dog was the teacher If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout! Run right back and make friends. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

Some One Look What I Did
IM SO PROUD OF ME .I JUST MADE MYFIRST WEB PAGE EVER ALLBY MY SELF. CAN SOME ONE CHECK IT OUT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK I 'M RUNNING A NONPROFIT TO GIVE SINGLE PARENTS HOME HEATING OIL FOR FREE MADE FROM BIO FUEL WERSPUN.ORG TY TY TY TY TY TY TY

Poems I Wrote
How Do I Love Thee How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with a passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death god gave me u when i was down n u helped picked me up n dusted me off n hugged me n told me that it was going to b ok n u held my hand n talked to me as a friend n then we took ur friendship to the next level n i fell in love with u all over again n i thought n thought bout what i can do to make u happy n b with u everynight so i asked u

Vip Giveaway
Contest starting on (TUE)JULY 29th @ 3pm PACIFIC - 6PM EASTERN PLEASE COME GIVE ME COMMENTS!! I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO OFFER BUT I DO HELP ALOT OF PEOPLE IN OTHER CONTESTS. SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOW ME SOME LOVE!!! I NEED 70,OOO COMMENTS TO WIN!!!! *LilMaMa870608* BROUGHT TO YOU BY : ♥ßlondie ♥ ♥IßïC♥DSC♥§outhernBadAzzCrew ◊KNIGHTS CREATIONZ◊ LET'S SHOW HIM SOME LUV §rWhï+êKnïgh+ ßlondies r/l hubby (repost of original by '♥ßlondie ♥ ♥IßïC♥DSC♥§outhernBadAzzCrew' on '2008-07-29 15:10:23')

Bored And Mad
yea so i went to see the dark night sat and my friend dropped me off at home. i got home came inside thought my phone was in my purse then come to find out it was not in there and the next day my friend called my roommates phone off my phone so i know he has it but i cant get it cuz he dont have any gas to come see me and bring me my phone so i am goin nutz with out my phone right now it freakin sux major mokey balls lol

T&l Thank Yous
I so know I am going to miss someone so I would like to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart who have helped me today It was overwhelming seeing everyone coming to my page and I was trying to return rates at the same time. I dont want to miss anyone and hurt their feelings so I am doing this bulletin to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart.. Nay-Nay Owned by & R/L Anna Mae & CG of Ace Of Spades@ fubar

Latest News On Mom
Well mom finally got to come home on July 4th:) We are so happy to have her home & she is doing much better recovering there than when she was in the hospitals. Not that they didn't take great care of her, but she was getting depressed after being gone for almost 3 months. Today dad & I took her to Pittsburgh for a follow up. The Dr. (the one that saved her life, not the one that almost killed her twice) has ordered another MRI, more Blood work & a series of spine x-rays. He said he was surprised to see how well she looked & that she was able to sit up as long as she was. He showed us the pictures from the CAT scan she recently had. Up until now I have been able to hold myself together pretty well but what I saw & heard today brought tears to my eyes & if mom hadn't been in the room I probably would have just broke down & cried. His main concern right now is that when the other Dr. went in the 2nd time & took out all but one of the screws & plates he put in during the 1st surg

Behind Green Eyes
Ok to start off with I wanna say ty for all the compliments on my eyes. All the, "damn your eyes are sexy", and "with eyes like that i wouldnt say no", once again ty. But, why is it so hard to look deeper? Yes my eyes express alot of things, horniness isnt one of them. Do they scream "Hey i want some ass over here"? I think not. All I do ask is if you talk to me, try to say something useful that i shouldnt have to say thank you to. I hate sayin that but its only polite. I didnt give myself these damn things so why should i take credit for them? Look deeper and youll discover that they arent my most attractive feature. My devotion to friends is one of my best. Why did i write this? Because I felt like it i guess...get to know me, im cool and rarely bite...anywho..more mindless rambling to come..xoxo to my sexies lol

Curiosity
curiosity has me one week one comment please just trying to see who on my list talks to me or reads these gonna start getting rid of the so called friends who i never hear from unless they are in a contest or what not please just one comment

Recent News
HELLO MY NAME IS TINA AND I AM HOSTING MY FIRST AUCTION. IN THIS AUCTION YOU CAN BID WHATEVER YOU WANT, AS LONG AS YOU CAN PAY FOR IT. THE ENTRY FEE IS 10K. I KNOW ITS LOW BUT GUESS WHAT, YOU WILL BE GETTING IT BACK BECAUSE THE MINIMIUM BID IS 30K. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN PLEASE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE INCLUDING THE LIST YOU WANT TO BE PUT ON THE TAG. PLEASE SEND ME A LINK TO THE PICTURE YOU WANT ME TO USE FOR YOUR TAG OR IF YOU ALREADY HAVE AN AUCTION TAG I CAN USE THAT AS WELL. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A TAG PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE AND I WILL MAKE ONE FOR YOU. THE AUCTION WILL START WHEN I HAVE AT LEAST 6 ENTRIES. I WILL SEND EVERYONE WHO IS IN THE AUCTION A PRIVATE MESSAGE WHEN I HAVE THE ENETRIES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND I AM AWAITING YOUR ENTRIES. i love all 5 off my kids*@ fubar HI EVERYONE. I KNOW I DONT ASK ALOT FROM YALL. BUT RIGHT NOW IM IN AN AUCTION AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU CAME BY AND BID ON ME YOUWILL BE ABLE TO GET ALOT OF STUFF IF Y

Please!!go Show These People Some Luv!!
=== '*~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*/~♥ ~ Fu Wife & R/L G/F 2 Ronaldanthony74 ~♥ ~' wrote the following at '2008-07-29 19:05:39'.. > > > > > > > > > > Love these Fu's PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE > These are the people you never see in bulletins, never get blast, never get tickers, never get HH's, or blings but are always right there giving them. They never get any Fu Lovin!!! So it's my turn to give them some and I'm asking for your help. So if you have the time PLEASE go F/R/A them all. I'm sure they will return all LOVE!! > > > > > > > > RonaldAnthony74 Fu husband of +*~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*@ fubar > > > ~~" SWEET MAN" 'KEN' ~~ LOOKING FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL LADY~~@ fubar > > > DD_Diva@ fubar > > > King Of Kings~O.G. to the Pu$$ycat Pimps~Cyclops of the JLM~BFFFF to *Pretty*Brown*Eyez*@ fubar > > > valerie@ fubar > > > sarge@ fubar > > > I'll be gone for a while. Maybe I'll be back again..@ fuba

My Shit.
Can't help it The girl can't help it [repeat 3x] First time That I saw your eyes Boy you looked right through me, mmmhmm Play it cool But I knew you knew That cupid hit me, mmm mmm [Chorus:] You got me tripping, stumbling, flipping, fumbling Clumsy cause I'm falling in love You got me slipping, tumbling, sinking, fumbling Clumsy cause I'm falling in love So in love with you Can't help it The girl can't help it [repeat 3x] Can't breath When you touch my sleeve Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmm Whoa now, think I'm going down Friends don't know whats with me, mmm mmm [Chorus] Can't help it The girl can't help it [repeat 3x] You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me This love sick thing I like serious relationships and a A girl like me don't stay single for long Cause everytime a boyfriend and I break up My world is crushed and I'm all alone The love bug crawls right back up and bites me and I'm back Can't help it The girl can't

My Rants...
So, I was doing "airplane" with my four-month-old son, and I didn't realize he'd just eaten. You parents out there can see where this is going, but for the benefit of non-parents, read on. As I said, I was doing "airplane" with him, and we were on the futon in our library. He loves airplane, but this one turned out WAY bad. You know those moments where everything suddenly seems to run in super slow motion? This was one of them. I was on my back on the futon, holding him above my face, when all of a sudden I see (in super slow motion, of course), a thick line of baby vomit seemingly inching its way out of his mouth toward mine. In reality, everything was NOT in super slow motion, so naturally I couldn't get out of the way fast enough. Fortunately I had my mouth closed (what a horror show THAT would've been), but it was all over my chin, my chest (a shirt might've protected me some), and the futon. The boy escaped unscathed. The worst part of this whole experience? I couldn'

Recent Events
Ughhhhhhh it's 8:51 am and I'm writing a blog.....The reasoning behind this blog is because I haven't been around lately, and not sure how much longer i will be around (fubar that is)......A few weeks ago, while at work, our accounts payable/recievable lady came and seen me. It turns out my ex wife has decided to call FRO (family responsibility office) for back pay on child support.......I never paid for child support because she never wanted any.....stupid me for not getting that in writing.....Well in recent events i have started dating someone, which brought out the jealousy bone in my ex.......even though we have been seperated now for over two fucking years....Anyways, because she called FRO, they are now taking 50% of my pay cheque every 2 weeks. I don't make a lot of money for what i do for a living, I'm a cook at a restaurant...therefore by taking 50% off, it literally leaves me with around $600 to live off every month.....Therefore i will be shutting down my internet, and home

My Boy
Well, my baby boy is turning 21 tomorrow. I look back and have no idea where the time has gone. It seems like only a few years ago he was the lil boy with the missing front teeth and the worn out lil stuffed puppy.

In Kitchen Making Eggs
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.

Joke
A koala was sitting in a gum tree..... smoking a joint When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing

Heart Attack
A NURSES HEART ATTACK EXPERIENCE > > > > I am an ER nurse, (day in and day out!) and this is > the best description of this event that I have ever heard. > > > > Please read, pay attention, and send it on! > > > > > FEMALE HEART ATTACKS > > I was aware that female heart attacks are different, > but this is the best description I've ever read. Women and heart > attacks (Myocardial > > infarction) Did you know that women rarely have the > same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing heart > attack...you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the > cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we > see in the movies. > > > > Here is the story of one woman's experience with a > heart attack. > > > > "I had a completely unexpected heart attack at about 10 > :30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one > would suspect > >

Pleasure Cup
You pour my pleasure cup. You hold me down like I'm a day dreamer You blush cause I'm a screamer That's what you put me through Hold it in my pocket Your picture in my wallet I'm not sure what to call it Tell me what should I do? What a believer Caught your demeaner You were the screamer You woke me up.... I want a double shot Please pour my pleasure cup. - Sarah G. Van Brocklin

Skunks With Hot Sick Ass
so im at work last night, smokin a cigarette outside.... when i see a group of people walkin by about 50 yards away....and i see one go towards these bushes and i got to watch him GET SPRAYED BY A SKUNK!!! i started laughin so hard i almost pissed myself while watching this guy scream and cry until.... he starts fuckin puking!!! apparently this skunk had a bad case of hot sick ass from eatin too much taco bell out of the trash or sumthin and let this dude have it full blunt force right in his fuckin mouth. his friends were all standin about 30 yards away from him while hes cryin his fuckin eyes out!!! i couldnt stop laughin. then one of his friends calls a fucking ambulance.... this is where i cant breathe anymore between laughin so hard and the smell of hot sick taco bell ridden skunk ass wafting towards me... so the ambulance shows up, an emt pops out, gets about 10 feet of the guy and STARTS FUCKING PUKIN!!!! if i had a video camera i soo woulda youtubed this shit... they're tandem

The Optimist Creed
a plaque my grandpa had in his office.... PROMISE YOURSELF~ To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to everyone you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them. To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only of the best, to work only for the best and expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to critisize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. idk why but i love this and my grandfather stood true to this. if only i could

The Perfect Pill
the perfect pill would consist of: a lil something to give you energy and motivation.... a lil something to help you forget what hurts you... a lil something to send up a flag when those things that hurt you but you forgot about start to happen again... a lil something to make you brave.... a lil something to make you happy... a lil something to make you have good self-esteem... a lil something to make you concentrate.... a lil something to keep it down to one personality... a lil something to make you true to yourself... a lil something to have you compromise just enough without giving up yourself.... a lil something to stop you from putting up with the bullshit and unnessisaries in your life..... please if i left anything out feel free to add on....

Day 5
WPI By C.E. Wendler Warpaint Illustrated Columnist Posted Jul 29, 2008 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - Afternoon practice, 4:00 PM – 5:45 PM With no morning team practice, the Chiefs had fresh legs this afternoon, and it showed. Despite the heat, the tempo of practice moved at perhaps it’s quickest pace since camp began, much to the delight of Head Coach Herm Edwards. THE GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM EXPERIENCE I’m going to stop calling Gunther Cunningham a defensive coordinator, because if training camp is any indication, he’s having more fun being a linebackers coach this year. He’s reveling in his newfound responsibility, and it’s a delight to watch. This afternoon Cunningham had his linebackers attack a blocking sled until it seemed their bodies would fall apart. As each player took his turn slamming into the sled and driving it upwards, Cunningham circled his miniature house of pain shouting words of encouragement and motivation. The scene was unlike anythin

A@@ Of The Month
this guy came on my page and rate one of my pics a 3 then rerated a 2.. i wanted to know why so i went to his page to message him why i started reading his page... here's what it says;;; I'm not new here...I got booted because I told Fubar to go fuck themselves with the countless spam emails a day I received from them about a salute, so even tho this site totally sucks, most of you idiots are nasty fuckin trash...I'M back, for the few that are worthy, and I will NOT be censored. if you think I was harsh before...feel free to read me NOW! O.K. lets cut right to the fuckin chase here, I'm 30 something, Single, no baggage, Mexican and Polish male from the Southside of Chicago, I work for the Government, I DO have that kind of accent you hear in the Blues Brothers, I take Deep Dish Pizza and Hot Dogs seriously (obviously, and you don't walk into a joint in Boise Idaho asking for a Idaho style pizza or hot dog do you?), I love Da Bears and White Sox, and legendary Bulls. FUCK the Cubs

Body N Soul
May you be healed,in mind, body,and soul. May you come to know that all healing proceeds from God, and he cares about every part of you. Perhaps the healing will come sooner for your attitude then for your body. Perhaps your mind will experience peace quicker then bones and muscles. But sooner or later, all will be well.

To Help Inform And Kill Some Ignorance.
Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. It is part of a group of disorders known as autism spectrum disorders (ASD). Today, 1 in 150 individuals is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than pediatric cancer, diabetes, and AIDS combined. It occurs in all racial, ethnic, and social groups and is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Autism was first identified in 1943 by Dr. Leo Kanner of Johns Hopkins Hospital. At the same time, a German scientist, Dr. Hans Asperger, described a milder form of the disorder that is now known as Asperger Syndrome (read more). These two disorders are listed in the DSM IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental

Goin Home
I finally get to home today after 6 long ass days in the hospital. I had MRSA for those of you who don't know what that is its a really bad staph infection, that could potentially can cause death, or the amputation of my leg. But I'm strong willed and i prevailed the worse. I get to go home and see my kids, but the downer is that i can't hold them for a whole other week due to the contact of infecting them with my infection. But GOD its goin to feel sooo damn good to be home and actually eat regular food, take a shower with my body wash instead of the generic shit, and just to be able to be around friends and family instead of being in ISOLATION and having everyone think your a freak of nature, all because you have an infection that is only contagious from skin to skin contact. So if i don't get to talk to you guys for awhile I sincerely apologize, I don't have the internet, so I'll have to go to the library but i will try my hardest to get there as much as I can.... Thanx guy

Special
Body Cuntinent I want, I shall, I must cross your body cuntinent I trust that my trip is mutually accepted My tongue shall be my means of travel Your seven sensual holes will be navigated with skill My tongue and lips shall chart your cuntinent I begin by letting my tongue flow steadily into your half-opened mouth, which has issued a Visa and Carte Blanche. My tongue gliding into your mouth wanders like a virgin tourist, caressing your own tongue in friendship. It is your tongue that welcomes the approach of my tongue. Our tongues entangled suggest that our lips join together in ecstatic rhythms in this oral orgy. Our tongues untangle and watch our lips in AWE, finally in sheer madness our tongues say farewell. Leaving your soft, sweet, tender lips, dragging my tongue and treading quietly on my lips I approach your ear. My tongue deserts my mouth and speeds toward the ear, I witness your shoulder come up toward your ticklish ear as it arrives. my lips arrive snorting warm air i

Forgiveness
ok im not super religious but there's some good points.... Father, in the name of Jesus, I make a fresh commitment to you to live in peace and harmony, not only with the other brothers and sisters of the Body of Christ, but also with my friends, associates, neighbors, and family. Father, I repent of holding onto bad feelings towards others. I bind myself to godly repentance and loose myself from bitterness, resentment, envying, strife, and unkindness in any form. Father, I ask for Your forgiveness for the sins of (put people here)... By faith, I recieve it, having assurance that I am cleansed from all unrighteousness through Jesus Christ. I ask you to forgive and release all who have wronged and hurt me. I forgive and release them. Deal with them in your mercy and loving kindness. From this moment on, I propose to walk in love, to seek peace, to live in agreement, and to conduct myself towards others in a manner that is pleasing to you. I know that I have right stan

Meets The Eye
May you know that a wisdom and a love transcend the things you will see and touch today. Walk in this light each step of the way. Never forget that there is more to this existence than the material side of things. And be blessed when you suddenly become aware of it: in the smile of a child, in the recognition of your own soul's existence,in the dread of death, and in the longing for immortality.

Stuff That Irritates Me And Thoughts Bought Babies
Everyone is important and there's very people in this world I would give my own life for and fight someone about. I was raised to respect women and childeren and elders. One of the things that pisses me off the most is how a asshole of a man can treat a woman or baby like shit and that there no good, especially babies. They don't ask to be brought in this world, but there here and they deserve all the love and support they can get. When I father rejects his on baby or babies then he is rejecting a part of himself cause that's part of his blood running thru his childs vien. A father should be beg to spend time with there child because they have it lucky. There's fathers out there that can't even see there child or children. A baby is a blessing on this Earth and women have deserve lots of respect cause they have to carry another living person(s) inside them for 9 months or sometimes shorter. I value a childes life over my own cause i've lived here for almost 28 years and they

New To Fubar
I will enter poems into an album on my pictures, I can't figure out how to paste a word document into a blog yet--but I will get there. Please if you get a chance, go to my pics and look in my album poems and such and tell me what ya think. Thanks!! Lady Dy As you can all guess, I am new to FuBar, so if I don't seem to know what I am doing, please be patient with me, I am learning lol. If you see I need help, please offer away!!! Hope everyone has a great day and go to my husband's lounge, Party Pad (had to throw that in.) Laterz! Lady Dy