SPAGHETTI
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay
her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card
today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white,and fainted.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three
with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce!!!!
