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Karate Dog
Karate Dog There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So the young wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied, Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he does know karate. The wife didn't believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, Karate that chair. The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog, Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat skeptical about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog. When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, Karate my ass! And to this very day, he is in the hospital.

Crush
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $2,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all... S he thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this! She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house...a man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2000, even though we will not be able to use it...'

Rear End Collision
Rear End Collision A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?" "Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

Friends
Wanna make new friends and get some profile rates? Common get on the Magic Bus!!!! ~§ou£~@ fubar Today I got a message that one of my photos was marked nsfw when i didnt feel it was The person that reported it was from the mumms. And because i posted a mumm did this person look. It shows no skin whatsoever. Of course the message says that continued posting of these types of photos will result in delete so... Because of this and the fact that I have come accross some of the most ignorant people ever in the mumms ... Im not even going in one of them ever again. Its all like a game to see who can be the meanest. On here some of the photos I have seen as defaults are definatly inappropriate.. but you know what.. WHO CARES.. get a life! I am not against nsfw and i have them. But this was not a picture of me its just a steelers picture. And so many pictures are borderline nsfw . So Im just staying out of mumms as these people are so rude and I dont want most of

Funny Stuff
I love christmas but this song was hillarious and My favorite word is FUCK, so had to add this on here.. OMG FUNNY SHIT You know you're from Kansas City when... ...you know that Kansas City is actually two cities in two states, and you make sure people know which one you're from. ... you know just how fierce the KU vs MU rivalry is; and that you'd best pick a side and stay loyal. ... you've given the following answers: "Yes, we have tornados." "No, I don't know Dorothy." "No, I've never met the Wizard and I've never been to Oz." ... you whined through the 90's about Marty ball and now wish he was back so the chiefs could just make the playoffs. ... you think that every year is the year the chiefs will win it all. ...you know the royals suck, but you refuse to let any Cardinals fan forget about the 1985 world series. ... you know the following numbers: 648-8888 and 321-2277 (and can sing the accompanying songs).

Wtc Family
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Bikers
My friends are fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a LifeTime movie in the near future. Here goes: Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my fancy" is easily tickled. I had gone into the Star Market to pick up some milk yesterday and I bought a super-ball in the checkout line -- 50 cents. What a bargain! It tickled my fancy--still does. That thing bounces soooooo high, and it has provided me with hours of entertainment. It just doesn't get any better than that, now does it?). I'm so easily distracted. That dang super-ball is so much fun. So what were we talking about? Oh yeah, I bought something really cool at Larry's Pistol and Pawn last Saturday. The occasion was my 44th birthday and I was looking for a little something extra cool. What

For The Men And Women Fighting Our Country
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a

Clothing Commercial In San Diego 12/07
HELLO, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW ME, MY NAME IS MARCELLOUS FREEMAN. I'M DIRECTING A CLOTHING COMMERCIAL HERE IN SAN DIEGO,CA DURING THE FIRST TWO WEEKS OF NEXT MONTH AND WANTED TO OFFER SOME WORK TO SOME LOCAL MODEL TALENT (MALE & FEMALE). THIS IS AN URBAN CLOTHING LINE SOMEWHAT LIKE FUBU,SEAN JOHN,& ROCA WEAR. IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU FEEL YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ,PLEASE EMAIL ME AND I WILL SHOOT YOU SOME INFO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME, MARCELLOUS FREEMAN WWW.MARCELLOUSFREEMAN.COM

" I Do"/ "i Don't"
Really what the fuck is going on? What is up with women and marriage? Really? What is happening to all the single independant women? Kelly Clarkson if your non singing ass is reading this can you're retard ass let me know? What is the big deal with wanting to get married? Does societys rule book on life have that much of a grip on people? Who says to have the IDEAL life you have to do the boy meets girl, boy girl fall in love..(ok we're all good up to this point lifes GRAVY)boy n girl hang out boy girl are happy...(uh oh societys calling) Girl wants to move forward ...Boy is ok we can move in together we see each other 24/7 now, its all good...UH OH next step we HAVE TO GET MARRIED...ok I know that its every girls dream to have the big wedding wedding dress and all but WHO has instilled this idea in to the heads of these women? YOU HAVE A FAITHFUL MAN WHO LOVES YOU WHY COMPLICATE IT? I dont want to sound like my 5th grade teacher Mrs.Hernandez but KISS...KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID...and wha

Radio Stations
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Tell Me Wathca Really Think
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

11/15/07 Joke
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204." Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?" "Yes," her friend replied. "What do you do about it?" "I usually suck on a Lifesaver." After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, "Well, what beach do you go to?" The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent. Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?" Farmer: "That's right." Attorney: "Well, then, how is

Check Ebayrocks And More Out
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Music Words
I hold on so nervously To me and my drink I wish it was cooling me But so far, has not been good It’s been shitty And I feel awkward, as I should This club has got to be The most pretentious thing Since I thought you and me Well I am imagining A dark lit place Or your place or my place Well I’m not paralyzed But, I seem to be struck by you I want to make you move Because you’re standing still If your body matches What your eyes can do You’ll probably move right through Me on my way to you I hold out for one more drink Before I think I’m looking too desperately But so far has not been fun I should just stay home If one thing really means one This club will hopefully Be closed in three weeks That would be cool with me Well I’m still imagining A dark lit place Or your place or my place Well, I’m not paralyzed But, I seem to be struck by you I want to make you move Because you’re standing still If your body matches What your eyes c

All Family Please Read
Will everyone please repost our family bulletion. Let your friends know so we can get bigger and stronger and kick ass out there. Send them to the home page or to Denise or Cathy Jo,s pages. Remember to Have fun with it. Also If anyone has any ideas please let us know...

Rip My Mother .
imikimi - Customize Your World With wings of gold spread far and wide you left my warm embrace only to leave me feeling cold and all alone. Nothing to hold on to upon a dark cold night but the memories of you. Crying softly to the heavens wishing that I was once again in your loving arms. With the morning light I realize that I only have to listen to the birds sing - and feel the warmth of the sun upon my face to once again feel your warm embrace. This alone gives me the hope that one day I will again be in your loving arms and no longer feel alone. With the knowledge I know have, I wait patiently as a smile slowly spreads across my face knowing that soon we shall meet again. with love for my mother who passed away nov 19 ,1999 i love you mom and we will meet again . your daughter christine . Hilary Duff Videos | Video Codes | Denver Real Estate Agent

Stupid Shit I Do
So today (11/15/07) I was hit and then pinned for a bit by this 4ton lift/crane. I was pinned by the edge of the fulcrum/boom arm against my car. The damage to my car was done mostly by my arm, with the force of the crane behind it. The injury shown (bottom pic) was all the damage I personally sustained. Just some of the stupid shit I do..... I just had to do this....now of course the conversation starts at the bottom and goes to the top, and I am to lazy to fix it for you....so read it in reverse and see if you can make sense of this whack job....on minute he's mad, the next he is complementing me....oh boy, I loves me some dumb peoples.....LOL I am not going to put this guys profile addy up here outta, well I kinda want to protect his dumbass from all you people that will do the silly shit you do so well to people like him ( sad ain't it? Me protecting him, I must be slipping or something....) have fun it is a good read.... ->Ninja Assa...: Nice...I see the public school system

Com In And Have A Seat And Injoy
PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0) Add one of our streams to your MySpace! PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0) Add one of our streams to your MySpace! PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0)

Goosebumps
subject: Goosebumps post date: 2007-11-13 13:53:42 views: 9 comments: 1 ratings: 0 A drunk man in an Oldsmobile >> >> >> >>They said had run the light >> >> >> >>That caused the six-car pileup >> >> >> >>On 109 that night. >> >> >> >>When broken bodies lay about >> >> >> >>'And blood was everywhere,' >> >> >> >>'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' >> >> >> >>For death was in the air. >> >> >> >>'A mother, trapped inside her car,' >> >> >> >>Was heard above the noise; >> >> >> >>Her plaintive plea near split the air: >> >> >> >>'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' >> >> >> >>She fought to loose her pinned hands; >> >> >> >>'She struggled to get free,' >> >> >> >>But mangled metal held her fast >> >> >> >>In grim captivity. >> >> >> >>Her frightened eyes then focused >> >> >> >>'On where the back seat once had been,' >> >> >> >>But all she saw was broken glass and >> >> >> >>Two children's seats crushed i

I Remember
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Although I have never held you, theres not a night I can't feel you, each time that I sleep, into my dreams you creep, bringing all that I crave, all the love that you gave, I can tast your sweet flesh, feel your heartbeat against my chest, hold you tight in my arms, keep you safe and warm, see the sparkle in your eyes, with a love that never dies, for now it's only in my dreams, but now I know what love means, some how we will find away, to be together each day, I will be there for you, love and support you through, everything that you do, and all this time we been apart, will fade into the past, I know you deserve much better then me, but I will try to be the man that you need, and all these empty cold dark nights, will be no more, but I will make sure, I Remember... HinderBetter Than MeMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

A Poem For Dave
Pinched this from my Best Bud Mizz UK what she wrote for me. Your a man and Im a woman your older and Im younger, your cheese and I am am chalk, but makes no difference as we talk. You aint allways right and I aint allways wrong but it is easy for us to get along, You say yes I say no, you say left I say right but we are best friends we don't fight. you say nutty I say crazy you say make me a cupper lazy I say want a biscuit with that? You say yes please and a kitkat. You say best bud and I say best mate you can drive me crazy when its very late, your a laugh and I really do love ya and Im your guardian angel shining above ya. you say bye I say bye babe forver ever more I love my crazy dave huggiessssssssssssssssssssss xoxoxoxo Why not drop by and leave her some luv as well Mizz UK The Chosen One UK Levelers (Brit Bomber 9)@ fubar

Missing You
My Heart has been broken and probally for the last time. I have found out that the love of my life has moved on with her life and has left me for another man who she has never met and moved into her house. I am having trouble letting go and I know I should. She says really wants to be friends and I am struggling to keep with in her guidelines She helps me in many ways with my bills and sometimes rides when ineeed them if time permitts now that she has someone living with her I am not sure just how a friendship can really work my feelings for her are that I am not sure how long I cang on just being friends when it is convient for her. Well more will come Frank I just wanted to say sorry to all of my friends and fans that I have not been around so much latley. i have recently had a small heartattack and have not been up to just chillin on computer. The doctors say i will be fine and that i wll up and around in no time. Well i hope to around a lot more soon . Fran

Unconditional Love
People may find someone that they can call a "twin flame" in that they have integrated appreciation (love) for their physical, mental, spiritual and emotional bodies; they know their roles in the relationship and play well together without power struggles... ...but there are no such things as soulmates or "your better half". These romantic ideas are based on neediness and teach low self-esteem and self-rejection. The romantic notion that there is half of you missing that you need to find...is false. You are a complete soveriegn being and a god with free will. All you need is to love, accept, trust in, have validation in and be content and happy in yourself, cause you are the only person that you have your entire life, 24/7. If you rely on others or circumstances outside of yourself for those things, you will always set your self up for disappointment. When you love yourself and abide in love, that is when life starts to truly be magical. Relationshipsmust be built arou

Me
If you are reading this you want to know about me so here it goes. I am 32 years old and i have earned every year of it. I have two beautiful children in which i am very proud of. I have a great career going. Me personally, well I love men however I have had relationships with women and loved it. When I am not spending time with my kids I drink, dance and usually willing to try anything at least once. I love all kinds of music and movies. Mostly I love feeling of the rush of danger or excitement or both at the same time. Anyway that me if you want to know more just ask i try to live my life in an open book style. 1. Is there anyone on yourtop friend you would ever consider having sex with? yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? anytime the mood hits 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? left 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? Chicken 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to have sex? yes and one time no 6. Have you ever taken yo

One Proud Mama !
If you have read any part of my profile you will know that I mention that "My Hero" is my youngest son Daniel (Dano everyone calls him). I have shared that he works for a State Senator here in our State of Pennyslvania. Yesterday, while the Senate was in Session starting at 1pm, Senator Eichelberger called Daniel down to the Senate floor and was introduced to the Senate. Senator Eichelberger mentioned all the accomplishments that Daniel has completed not only in his office and extending into the community. The Lt.Governor and All the Senators gave Daniel a standing ovation. On his way home from Harrisburg, he called me and told me what all transpired. I was so proud I probably was busting buttons. What an awesome event in his life to the many that has already happened. Gosh, I sure do love him, as well as his brothers. I am truly a blessed Mom......

11-15-07
I went to the rhuematologist today because I've been having A LOT of pain this week. Like to the point that it hurts my arms to just shower/wash my hair. Hurts to stand and slice taters, that had been all ready peeled for me. I wanted to get injections in my trigger points and talk to her about putting me off work for a few weeks. (I cried the whole time I was in that place, out of the pain,frustration I'm feeling) Well she says, I've all ready done everything for you I can. You are all ready taking all the meds that are used for fibromyalgia. She says, I don't know what else I can do for you. When I tell her I want off work for a few weeks .. she says, oh.... well they don't allow sickleave for fibromyalgia anymore(who the fook is this THEY?) and I know thats a crock of shit. I wanted to start breaking stuff(hence the song Break Stuff) right there. So she starts to ask if I have a psychologist I can see to help with the depression. I said YES. She said oh, who will make the appo

Fubar Friends!
ALL MY FRIENDS LISTEN UP. I WANNA ADD A COUPLE PICS OF U ALL TO MY FUBAR FRIENDS. U WILL BE RANDOMLY PICKED!. BUT IF U WOULD LIKE TO BE THERE THEN MAKE A POST AT THIS BLOG. PS: DONT DISS ME FOR CAPS. I THINK IT LOOKS BETTER IM NOT YELLING GEEZ

Real Talk
"Portrait of a Friend" I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,But I can cry with you and help

Gretchen News
We are in the studio right now working on new material for our 3rd CD (14 new songs) and are considering throwing in a cover. FYI -- We did a cover on our first CD of Billy Idol's White Wedding -- You can check it out here >> white wedding So with that in mind -- Got any ideas? PLEASE LEAVE SONG SUGGESTIONS IN COMMENTS...

Questionable Stuff
Do different colors affect your mood? by David Johnson Like death and taxes, there is no escaping color. It is ubiquitous. Yet what does it all mean? Why are people more relaxed in green rooms? Why do weightlifters do their best in blue gyms? Colors often have different meanings in various cultures. And even in Western societies, the meanings of various colors have changed over the years. But today in the U.S., researchers have generally found the following to be accurate. Black Black is the color of authority and power. It is popular in fashion because it makes people appear thinner. It is also stylish and timeless. Black also implies submission. Priests wear black to signify submission to God. Some fashion experts say a woman wearing black implies submission to men. Black outfits can also be overpowering, or make the wearer seem aloof or evil. Villains, such as Dracula, often wear black. White Brides wear white to symbolize innocence and purity. White reflects ligh

What Cancer Can"t Do
Cancer is so limited that: It cannot cripple love It cannot shatter hope It cannot corrode faith It cannot destroy peace It cannot kill friendship It cannot suppress memories It cannot silence courage It cannot invade the soul It cannot steal eternal life It cannot conquer the spirit

Today Is A Gift
Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you twice, it is your fault Great minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends, you and me ... You brought another friend ... and we started our group ... our circle of friends ... and like a circle ... there is no beginning or end ... Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift.

Why Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DOCTORS SAYS WORD U DON'T HEAR THEM U THINK U GOT WORK IN MORNING. WHY ME WHY ME U TELL THE LOVED ONES. U SEE THE PAINS AND TEARS. THEY DON'T FEEL WHAT U FEEL WHY ME WHY ME I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALONE , THE PAIN THE HATE WHO'S TO BLAME WHY ME WHY ME THE TIME BOMB TICKING FIGHT BUT FOR HOW LONG WHY ME WHY ME

Me Waiting For You
There's no more pain that I will feel so please don't cry for me, Put a smile upon your face for God has set me free. I'm going home to the lord above but never to far away, So if you need me I'll be there anytime of the day. And in your hearts is where I'll be because I've touched each one of you, But keep in mind my heart was filled with special memories too. Times we've laughed and even cried or just sat and talked a while' Life is a challenge we all must face but it seems we have walked a mile. So for every step you take and every good deed you do, Will lead you closer to home and there I will be waiting for you.

One Day
One day I go away and I will say good-bye or you won't facing death is the same if you know you are dieing or not either way you take it with the same expectation and so it is hard to say good-bye with such un-knowing if we should ever meet again ....... One day I go away and I will say good-bye or you won't facing death is the same if you know you are dieing or not either way you take it with the same expectation and so it is hard to say good-bye with such un-knowing if we should ever meet again .......

Cancer Sucks Asss
I have so meny friends on here an i care for each an every one but just resont i met a new friend that just touch my heart an soul. man i believe in God an i kno0w he is there but man i am goingto pray so hard in the next two weeks for this friend as she goas under the nuc needle yet again. well princess i am here an i wil always be your friend an for al my other friends out there that read this i know you gals wil foot out the prayers an best feeling toward her Lonely dreamer: kepp your chin up hun Big Bosen is the incredible hulk for you. i know i sound freeky but thats me ya all

What If It Was Tonight
Have you ever stopped And wondered about this day? What tommorow might bring? Or gazed back to yesterday? One day you will be gone, You'd finally see the light But what if your last day Happened to be tonight? Have you ever stopped your day Just to call a freind? To tell them how you'd remember them If your life would suddendly end? One day you will be gone, You'd finally see the light But what if your last day Happened to be tonight? Have you ever stopped Despite your haste? And just admired the beauty In the world which you were placed? One day you will be gone, You'd finally see the light But what if your last day Happened to be tonight? So take this chance and stop........... Watch a sparrow take to flight Cherish every moment .... ......Because your last might be tonight. .....................

If I Knew!!
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "

Jokes Of The Day
I could really use some advice, and i know this blog kind of sounds like a mumm, but i just know that my friends won't give me a hard time over some dicky kind of shit like this.....but....what i was trying to get at was this: I want to get back into art and drawing and things like that, but i was just more curious as to what you think gets more attention: figure/body modeling and also in that category is facial profiles (i said "faicals" chuckles). Or, do you think more of the simplistic kind of art work like still lifes, landscapes, and other various kinds of work. Or how about just silly kind of artwork, like lettering or the more professional word for it is "typography", and just kind of out-there kind of art. Which is more appealing? I do want to create some more work, i just don't know which direction i should go? I like all three kinds of artwork, but i was just wanted a little direction on what art has more effect on my peeps and it's more enjoyable to look at? I saw a bi

A Soldier's Christmas Poem
A soldier's christmas poem Body: You can hate this war, but do our soldiers a favor and keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Yes, they did choose to be in the armed forces, but they didn't start this war. They need our support even more at this time in the year when they are facing a Christmas (the most joyful time of the year) without their families. They are the reason you are able to read this message without the fear of punishment!!! Twas the night before Christmas He lived all alone in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand, on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, it was dark a

Doug And Fallin's Wedding!!!
>Join Us In Celebrating the Wedding Of Bada Bing's Own Doug and Fallin Angel at Bada Bing Lounge on Saturday, November 17th at 4pm eastern time. " /> Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Plan to be there as we share and celebrate a beautiful time with these two very special friends! >Host Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!

Yay Poetry Of Mine
My heart's beating so fast I don't know if I'm going to last Running down this road of confusion Wondering how to rid of the delusion Of this life I lead Will I ever get a head o the stampede What am I supposed to see What am I missing Give me a clue A sign A brief moment of intelligence Clarity Is what I search for the hardest To get a hold of the emotions And to kick out the constant thoughts Of anxiety Can I How will I Ever survive Surrounded by nothing but lies No one wants to step up Or keep it real Never can we own up to how we really feel Afraid to hurt Afraid to scar Afraid to accept who we really are Find one Forget the rest Then it's all really put to the test Can you stay loyal While being happy Or do you end up disregarding All past memories For a future unknown You say you can think like meReally do you want to deal with that atrocityDeal with the velocityOf thoughts pounding constantlyThe never ending questions of"What the fuck is wrong wi

Truth Bout Men/women
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K

Julie The Peach Conquerer
My mind rambles this evening. Mulling over the past, the present. Just wishing things had come out a little differently for everyone I love-including myself. Warm summer days in Yosemite covered in dirt and hoping for bears. Sewing. She made the skirt I wore when I graduated high school. It now lives in my dresser and is back in style. Years of munchies keep it in the drawer. LOL Her dieting roller coaster... Watching the 1st man walk on the moon in her bedroom on the black and white tv. The garden she could grow and the one I can't. I kill everything. Pumpkins, blackberries, apricots, carrots, tomatoes, radishes, corn, peas, and did I mention pumpkins? LOL Everywhere pumpkins... Couldn't get rid of them. LOL Our Christmas tree with no lights one year but a spinning wheel that changed from blue to green to red and the last color I forget. Spray snow and stencils. Hand made ornaments for the tree we made at our table in our tiny house then. Easter when I got the Nancy Drew

People
why do people have to be mean? why can't everyone get along? Jealously is stupid!! And why does a man always want you after you are gone and done with him? Because then we become a challenge;or what? lol thats why i am glad i have good friends in my life!!!!

Lounge
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 3-06-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Seether- Fake It 2. Killswitch Engage - Holy Diver 3. Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff 4. Rehab - Sittin at the Bar 5. Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug 6. Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar 7. Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch 8. Shinedown - 45 9. Alice Cooper - Poison 10. Def Lepard - Poor Some Sugar on Me Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=565824&albumid=697832&i=3769316060 Is the link hit it up and help me out :) Thanks, DJ Khaotic (Sean) WHO WANTS TO OWN ME!!!! CLICK THE PICTURE ABOVE

Slavery
Being a slave . It is hard to place the reasons on why aimee is happy as a Gorean slave girl but just for You she will do her best. One thing that aimee can honestly say is that in her enslavement she feels completely and utterly whole. she feels as though she has a purpose. For so long she felt as though she was empty and had no real reason to be on this earth. she felt as though no matter what she did she was unable to please even the lowest of people. No matter what she did she felt as though she was below anyone and everyone. she had no reason to be any part of this world and that the only reason why she was aloud to be here was because it is wrong to kill. When You took her under Your collar she finally felt like she had a purpose that she was on this earth for a reason. You gave her hope that she was a worthy person to be loved. You gave her life a meaning and made her feel like she was whole. You put a plug per say into the hole that had put been into her hea

My Freak On A Leash
(repost of original by 'Joyridin - One of Dirty Bitch Crew' on '2007-11-20 17:55:41') (repost of original by '.|-|*ßådåzz_ßý ¢h*|-|.( pRoMoToR~4~hAuNtEd & DB CrEw)' on '2007-11-20 18:02:27') (repost of original by 'subtle_addiction......Bones(dooms crew) wife always !!DIRTY BITCH CREW!!' on '2007-11-20 18:30:09') (repost of original by 'MistressChita*Owner@Haunted*Zombie Radio*DIRTY BITCH CREW' on '2007-11-20 18:35:54') "Freak On A Leash" Something takes a part of me. Something lost and never seen. Everytime I start to believe, Something's raped and taken from me... from me. Life's got to always be messing with me. (You wanna see the light) Can't they chill and let me be free? (So do I) Can't I take away all this pain. (You wanna see the light) I try to every night, all in vain... in vain. Sometimes I cannot take this place. Sometimes it's my life I can't taste. Sometimes I c

Help Or Die!!!!!!!
IF YOUR READING THIS AND DECIDE TO DO NOTHING NO RATE NO COMMENT NO HELP THAN REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST IMMEDIATELY FAN R8 ADD THEM ,HELP THEM LEVEL >BIG MOMMA~@ fubar☆§†ïñå åkå §kÈê†êR™☆@ fubarFAN R8 ADD THEM ,HELP THEM LEVEL

I'm Back
Vinton is in a auction and wants YOU!! Come blow this hottie outta the water with some hard hitting bids... Show her you got what it takes! Show her the love.. But most of all SHOW HER THE MONEY!!! (repost of original by '☠Trâçý Mngr of Pîtbúll Mãfïå ☠/ Pròùd BBW of Fubar!' on '2008-02-01 17:18:35') I made this music player at

Wondering...
lookingsearchingseekingyearninglustinghungering for some fu(and other) loving....any helping hands?;) friggin' frag and such...been in recovery for a couple of years from a ten year deal(relationship) and am just now getting the yearning for a potential "relationship"...the kick is...i'm still beyond gun-shy and might rabbit away when a potentiality comes along.... okay...just sitting around and curious...what isss the whole fu-married bidness? i'm fairly sure i know, but the whole assuming thing...AND, i guess i'm a fu-bachelor wanting a fu-girlfriend(huh?!)!

Another Reason Texas Rocks!!!
Football FINALLY makes sense......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!! ANOTHER REASON TEXAS ROCKS!!! thought this was pretty amusing. Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, which is pretty weak, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than

Probably Poetry
Congratulations, you hit the mark The seat has dropped we heard the splash The water's grown both cold and dark The spirit broke, like shattered glass Look at your accomplishment You cracked the whip and broke the skin Congratulations mys be sent To one who's so devoid of sin

13itching
i swear to god there is a fucking iq test to be in customer service and if you exceed the expectation they wont hire you .... are they all retarded? my entire issue was that i could not sign into messenger ... "can you now sign into messenger for me?" yeah lemme get right fucking on that! omg if i could smack a bitch through the computer screen ..... "i dont understand how i can see the link but you cant" so i explain exactly what i see ... "oh well i think i know why now, you installed messenger 9" how the FUCK does installing a program automatically change a website that is a general send an email to us page? *SCREAMS* i swear people are retarded ....

"the Yellow Rose"
"THE YELLOW ROSE" AN ORCHID IS A FLOWER,THAT BLOOMS BY MOONLIGHT; IT'S A MESMERIZING WONDER,LIKE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. THE PICTURE THAT YOU SEE,AS YOU STAND AT A MIRROR; PALES BY COMPARISON,IT'S INNER BEAUTY I HOLD DEAR. LOVE CAN BE MAGICAL,THE MISSING LINK IN A CHAIN; YOU RISK IT ALL BY OPENING YOUR HEART,WITH EVERYTHING TO GAIN. LIKE DEW FORMING ON A PETAL,AS THE SUN BEGINS TO RISE; YOU BURN A HOLE IN MY SOUL,BY THE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYES. BLOOD SEEPS FROM A ROSE,AN AROMA YOU CAN SEE; THE PROTECTOR OF THE FLOWER,HAS BEEN GIVEN TO A BEE. THE REFLECTION OF A STAR,LEAVES CATCHING THE RAY; BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS TO HELP YOU,MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY. THE PAINFUL MEMORIES FADING,AS YOU LISTEN TO THE RAIN; WORDS OF COMFORT SOOTHING,REMOVING ALL THE PAIN. THROES OF PASSION GENTLE,SENSATION AT IT'S HEIGHT; A WHISPER IN YOUR EAR,"YOU'RE NOT ALONE TONIGHT."

Me
This is not Victoria...whom you call Torrie. This is her cousin Alicia. It is with deepest and saddest heart that I tell you that Torie died 2 nights ago at the Indianapolis Burn Center. The infection that got in the skin graph on her neck turned into a staff infection. The doctors did everything they could to try and cure the infection but it had made its way into her brain. Torrie died Saturday morning at 7:53 am. To all who knew her and loved her for who she was not what she looked like I thank you. She was a beautiful girl on the inside as well as the outside. Momma Rox when you read this please contact me. She left some things on disk that needs to be sent to you. Ms. Honey Angel, she said she was sorry for never getting those pictures to you. She loved you all like family. God bless you, for she found more acceptance on the net than she ever did in real Life. Sincerely, Alicia Ps. I will Leave her page up as all her friends were on this sight. I m

I Wish There Wasn't So Much Ignorance And Fear In The World Of A Physically Challenged Person
YOU KNOW, THE WORLD WOULD BE A LOT BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE SO DAMN SCARED OF A PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED INDIVIDUAL AND BE FRIENDS AND FRIENDLY WITH THEM INSTEAD OF SAYING, "I CAN'T HANDLE IT" OR "THAT JUST BRINGS ME DOWN", THAT'S REALLY SAD, IT'S SAD WHEN PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS CAN'T HANDLE BEING WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED AND I HONESTLY THINK THAT IF A PROFESSIONAL OR COLLEGE ATHLETE PLAYED A SPORT AND BECOME DISABLED OR PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE THAT THEY WOULDN'T GET TREATED LIKE THAT BUT SOMEBODY LIKE ME, IT IS LET'S NOT GO SEE HIM OR CALL HIM OR ASK HIM TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED, WELL GUESS WHAT, I'VE PLAYED FOOTBALL WHEN I WAS A KID, I'VE PLAYED BASEBAL AND BASKETBALL WHEN I WAS A KID AND DID I GET HURT, HELL YES! DOES THAT STOP ME FROM DOING IT ANYMORE? NO WAY BECAUSE FOR ONE I KNOW MY LIMITATIONS FOR TWO, WHENEVER I'VE FALLEN DOWN, I'VE GOTTEN BACK UP EVERYT

What The Fu?
I've been a member on this site for a few years now. (it was lost cherry.com when I joined) Since then it's changed names like 3 times. Now it has it's most appropriate name of FUBAR. Since I have yet to figure out WTF this site is actually for. As far as I can tell is that it's a mix of people who are either exhibitionists posting nekkid or half-nekkid pictures, people who want to look at those pictures, people who are desperately trying to feel popular amongst strangers (kinda pathetic folks), and a handful of those who are actually using this as a genuine social networking site and/or trying to figure out what exactly is going on here. Not to be completely rude here but 80%-Plus of the profiles I've seen have "Rate me Fan Me Before You Add Me" in the Their Name. People get pissed if someone rates anything of theirs below a 10. However the 10 rating loses all meaning when EVERY BLOODY THING IS A 10! To top this off we now have FUBAR Marriages! A Marriage? Are you kidding me? Reall

Anything And Everything
I am doing this for the first time here..ive had a bad week and last night added to it...i started to care for someone who was in my eyes using me..i want to be friends with person.i dont want to lose that..but i thought maybe we could have had more..i guess friends is better than anything.. Then i have another person bothering me who says leave him alone..but then he wont leave me alone..what kinda shit is that...i have gained a couple friends out of this and i am grateful for those friends..and to the ones who have been there all along thank you and i love you!! Angie

Paulettea's
All Saints day, Pooky, Puca (A Mischievous spirit) Hallows Eve, All Souls Eve, All Hallows Even, are all given names for Halloween (Haela'win) an ancient pagan festival held usually on the 31st October. It began in Ireland in the 18th Century, the Celts, Britain, France were the instigators, a harvest festival in Fall (Autumn) where masks were worn to scare of evil spirits so the crops wouldn't be hindered, they called it 'Samhain' and in Welsh 'Clan Gaea . In the 19th century immigrants bought different versions of the traditions to North America and today in most Western countries to some degree in some form'' Halloween' has been integrated into the culture, in America it was the pop culture. All Saints Day or Eve was a holiday a day of religious festivities held in Northern Europe with different pagan traditions, however, it was later adapted by missionaries who put a Christian slant on it. In European circles it was considered to be a time when the spiritual world made cont

My First Blog
GO GIANTS!!!!! THATS MY BOYS !!!! SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!!!2008 im not really sure what your supose to write or put in a blog. I never really got the whole thing...so i guess that'll be my question for my blog..."what are you supose to write in a blog?"

Myspace Stuff
Prevent your myspace account from being hacked ( phished ). You can read this article HERE . Oh and please pass this info about the article on. Lets stop hackers and spammer and make myspace a better place. Please share this with your friends, even though we are on fubar alot of us still use Myspace.

Want To Meet People And Get Help Leveling?
Want to make new friends and get help leveling at the same time.Due to the recent increase in (BOUNCER ID CHECKS)Spirit Bombers has decided not worth fighting them,so we have become a leveling family.So if your tired of trying to level yourself let us help! SPIRIT LEVELERS SPIRIT LEVELERS HOMEPAGE@ fubar Accepting new members,you must have at least one verified salute! Why wait join today! Redsun Videos | Music Video Codes Hope to see you soon!

Thanks To All
I just wanted to wish all my fubar family and friends a very happy and safe holiday season,each one of you is special and important to me and i wish i was able to give each one of you something your heart desires for christmas but all i have to give is my love and friendship and let you all know how important and special you are to me,you guys are the best friends any one could hope for.i already got my christmas present,your friendship,love you all,biker heart i am so sorry i have not been able to bomb too much the last few days,i have been having trouble with the inner net,when i do finally get on i freeze up have to shut down and go back in. its really frustrating when ya wanna help someone and cannt.i was bombing the watcher the other night,froze and got booted off.i had to have the cable company come to day and he said there had been trouble with the lines,please dont think i have not wanted to help,i am totally frustated and sorry for not being able to help out the past few da

Looking For Some Help?
Want to make new friends and get help leveling at the same time.Due to the recent increase in (BOUNCER ID CHECKS)Spirit Bombers has decided not worth fighting them,so we have become a leveling family.So if your tired of trying to level yourself let us help! SPIRIT LEVELERS SPIRIT LEVELERS HOMEPAGE@ fubar Accepting new members,you must have at least one verified salute! Why wait join today! Redsun Videos | Music Video Codes Hope to see you soon!

"someone's Down W/opp"
Busted... Body: A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it is the same Man, and he asks the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again". The next morning they hear a knock, and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen, and if it is the same guy, I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want To see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough, t

Crushed And Not The Good Way
Today is gonna be the hardest day for awhile. I am at my friend Tanja's right now but go see my boyfriend tonight about 7 to stay with him for the night then we leave about 7am to go to the airport. I so dont want to be coming back to the states. I keep thinking tonight is going to be the last night I get to hold him for 3-8 mths and its tearing me up!! Yesterday I did go buy him and I matching bears, yes you read right bears. I sprayed his with my obsession, and I will give it to him tonight with a note that says if you ever feel lonely or miss me hug the bear.... Mine is in my suitcase already....How is it physically possible when you love someone so much not to have it hurt so bad when you have to leave. God I wish I knew the answer to that! Have you ever felt like you just couldnt do it anymore? I am not talking about life, I am talking about love. Last night was very very hard on me. I wont go into details but my boyfriend did something that hurt me emotionally very badly. He did

:(....ill Miss You
ok cant figure out how to do a mass email lmao so doing this.. im gettn a new computer tower 2day so i wont have my comp for sevral hours got to transfer everything from here to there i like the idea of a new tower that wont crash ne min but damn what will i do i day lol see ya when get my siht back

New Job
I got the job! They called me today, all the tests and paperwork went through! I start on Christmas Eve, the only downfall of the job, I still work holidays. I got it!!! Yes I have been tentatively selected for a job as a dispatcher on the federal level! No more 60 hour work weeks, no more mandations!! Better pay, less hours, less stress! Everything I have been looking for! All I have to do is get my paperwork in!

Life Sux Without........
Life sux without......420 Life sucks and then you die so come on peeps lets all get high, Roll a joint and take your toke... Breathe in deep, Try not to choke. Now that you're done w/your hit, pass it here, dont babysit... Dont like the joint, then hit the bong. The ganja for which all tokers long. I swear to you that it's no joke, life sucks without chronic smoke. ---> by BabySmooth

Lost
The darkness of night fall plzs me &the brightness of day just teases me.The dark of night is my domain the place where I cant be hurt by anyone.but I fell so alone darkness is where I cry 4 ages I keep looking over my shoulders but no 1's there.I let the darkness ingulf me so bad that I'm blind I keep hearing a voice,but when I look no ones there.I finally stop crying long enough 2 hear someone crying in the distance,but it's 2 dark 2 see where its coming from.Iwalk towards the crying until it sounds like I'm right next to it.I still can't see so I stick my hand out & a hand grabs mine but who is it? I'll wait & see

Made For Me!
**(¯`·._.· AARON ·._.·´¯)**: Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. At the altar I will joyously say 'I do', for I have it all now and it's all because of you. **(¯`·._.· AARON ·._.·´¯)**: cos I love you more than words could ever say, I feel it growing in my heart each and every day, All this love I feel Has never felt so real You give me something no one has ever given me, It's something you cannot see Love so strong, and so true It makes me think of only you This wonderful feeling you have given me Makes me want to be with you endlessly

11-16-07
I'm so tired.. and frustrated. I can't find a doctor that will help me. My primary says the Rhuemy, my Rhuemy says.. the primary. I called the psychologist office to get an appointment with the counselor lady I had seen before... can't get in till JANUARY .. FUK.. I'm about ready to drive into a ditch.. I shit you not I'm going to end up in the nut house oh yeah.. and the psych office person said.. maybe you can have your primary doc put you off! FUUUUUUUUUKKKKK

We Mourn The Death Of A Friend
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth-records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch (mouthwash contains alcohol); and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for

Men
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for

Heaven
HeavenEntryTest.com - Will You Make it to Heaven? fwp63, Your chances of getting into Heaven are: 57% You lead a very balanced spiritual life.People probably characterize you withbeing a kind, sensitive giving person.But it does not hurt to try to better yourself in order to increase your chances of entrance to Heaven.

A Soldier`s Prayer (this Is A Poem For Our Men And Women In The Armed Forces)
T`was the night beforeChristmas He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give,And to see who in this house did live. I looked all about,A strange sight did I see, No tinsel,no presents,Not even a tree. No stocking by mantle,Just boots filled with sand,On the wallhung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges,awards of all kind,a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different,it

+sleep Disorder+
Why Nightmares? Stressful things that happen during the day can turn dreams into nightmares. Nightmares may be a way to relieve the pressures of the day. This usually means dealing with things most kids have to face at one time or another: problems at home, problems at school, and stress from sports or schoolwork. Sometimes major changes, such as moving or the illness or death of a loved one, can cause stress that leads to nightmares. Another thing that may cause nightmares is watching scary movies or reading scary books, especially before you go to bed. Sometimes if you are sick, especially with a high fever, you may have nightmares. Certain medications also can cause nightmares. Let your parents and doctor know if you notice you are having more nightmares around the time you started a new medicine.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Mr.Dickhead This is a dick head !!! there are many found and not far they are all around in fu-bar they come in disguises in shapes and sizes some have testicles others have Breasticles they talk there shit and show their tits In fu-bar they are not far they commonly attack when you turn your back haters and down-raters misandrist and misogenist don't forget the misanthrope who is beyond all hope Beware they are everywhere Warn your Friends so they are aware!! for the sake of all good fu-barians copy this repost and save us all ------- Have a Great Day!!AND ABIG THANK YOU GOES TO MY BUDDY DREAMCASTER4U MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and

The Universal Mystique
I just figured I'd say this. WOW this site is busy on the eyes, and I'm not sure how to navigate it yet. So, don't get mad if I don't comment back right away, or even anything for that matter. I'm used to easy to navigate layouts. I guess that's all I want to say right now! Well. I'm not sure what we're doing for New years, but I do know I have a fifth of rum, and a Fifth of Evan Williams... So Even if nobody shows up tonight, it should be an interesting time! I'm excited. I haven't drank hard achohol in quite a while. Probably over four months. So I will definately have to take it slow.. ..... Hahahaha. Right. SO I hope all of you have a memorable New Years. Remember to ring in the New years in style... Or atleast intoxicated! Apparently I look like John Lennon [I got told that on my shout box]. OH NO! Well that's okay. There are worse people to look like I suppose?

Husband Application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. Would you if you could change anything about me? 21.If so what? 22.would you marry me? 23.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 24. What do you rate me outta 1-10?? 25. Your phone number? Lets Play! I dare you...the first one Who will answer this wil

Ingrave
These words that i ingave into my body aren't for selfmutilation or no to kill myself. But there words to learn on. People say that when a person makes a mistake 10 people learn from it. So i'll tell you a mistake and hopfully you will take it to heart. Now when u meet sumone that u would do anything for thats luv but if u bend over backwards for that person and u don't recieve the the same care in return that person is just greedy. Put plz do not keep trying and hoping for the best b/c it will just get worse. So when u meet that person just remeber that if they don't care that they will never care. So i hope that these words help u b/c like i said these words weren't ment to kill me but i wish they did but wut did kill me was that person who didn't care . I couldn't help it so i did the best i could. But in the end she stole my heart and ran it over with a concrete press. So i finished it off and stabbed it with a dagger but it wasn't mine u see it was that person that didn't care for

My Life
Lets see where to begin...all this in a nutshell. As crazy as things are lets go back way back. Way back to a story when I knew this cat called slim and his love life and the story of his relationships of good and bad. as crazy as it seems its all true minus the names and some stuff left out not to bore or over-excite Chapter 1 Once upon a time in a little suburb of Detroit City there was this cat..we will call him, IDK SLIM. Well Slim ended up hooking up with this lady at the time that he thought was a bombshell. We will call this bombshell FER for now. Now there was sort of a problem, he was 20 turning 21 and she was still in school and only 17. but he took a chance even though it could effect his work enviroment. they kept it undercover for a bit, due to other circumstances. Everything seemed to work out though and they were happy. Well they spent alot of time together hard times and good, alot more good then bad. Well Slim decided to propose to this bombshell and spend rest

Emotions
LISTEN AS THE WIND BLOWS FROM ACROSS THE GREAT DEVIDE VOICES TRAPTED AND YURNING, MEMORIES TRAPTED IN TIME THE NIGHT IS MY COMPANION AND SOLITUDE MY GUIDE WHAT I SPEND FOR AIR HERE AND NOT BE SATISFIED AND I WOULD BE THE ONE TO HOLD YOU DOWN KISS YOU SO SOFT , I'LL TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY, AND AFTER THAT, WIPE AWAY THE TEARS. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES DEAR THROUGH THIS WORLD I STUMBLE SO MANY TIMES BETRAYED. TRYIN TO FIND AN HONEST WORD. TO FIND THE TRUTH INSIDE. YOU SPEAK TO ME IN RIDDLES AND YOU SPEAK TO ME IN RYMES. MY BODY ACHES TO BREATH YOUR BREATH, YOUR WORDS KEEP ME ALIVE INTO THIS NIGHT I WANDER. TO MOURNING RED I DREAD ANOTHER DAY OF KNOWING OF A LIFE I FEAR TO DREAM. AND TO A SEA OF WAKING DREAMS I FOLLOW WITHOUT PRIDE CAUSE WHEN THINGS STAND BETWEEN US HERE AND I WON'T BE DENIED AND I WOULD BE THE ONE TO HOLD YOU DOWN KISS YOU SO SOFT, I'LL TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY, AND AFTER THAT, WIPE AWAY THE TEARS. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES DEAR mom calls the husband a

A Mistake
i met this guy on fubar. he seemed like he wasnt like the rest of the men i have met.he told me he wasnt on here. just to hook up.and that he wasnt a player like most the men on here.so we talked and got to know each other.so one thing lead to another.and he came to see me.well i guess you all know were that lead.so he leaves and doesnt come back on for two day's. so he tells me how guilty he feels about what we had done.but than i see someone else put comments on hes page. wishing it was friday.well wouldnt you know thats one of hes free day's .hmmmm like im stupid and dont know what he is doing.i just wonder how many more he's done this to.i feel so bad right now.and you know he cant even talk to me about it. what a man huh. everybody makes mistakes and i guess i made a big one

Viper Pit Lounge!!
Dear friends and family, Prayers needs right away We have a real close friend Michelle, who’s daughter Alyssa a 2yr old beautiful little angel was severely burnt in a house fire The baby was trapped in her bedroom when a volunteer firefighter found her She was found lying on a bed in a smoke-filled room, "badly burned, but still breathing.” What we know right now is that it does not look good for Alyssa she is so badly burnt Please I ask of you to keep Alyssa her mommy and the rest of her family in your prayers Click here to go to the Charleston Daily News Artical

"against All Odds"
How can I just let you walk away Just let you leave without a trace? When I stand here taking every breath with you You're the only one who really knew me at all. How can you just walk away from me when all I can do is watch you leave' 'cos we shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears. You're the only one who really knew me at all. So take a look at me now There's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me Just the memory of your face. Take a look at me now there's just an empty space And you coming back to me is against the odds And that's what I've got to face. I wish I could just make you turn around turn around and see me cry. There's so much I need to say to you so many reasons why. You're the only one who really knew me at all. So take a look at me now well there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me Just the memory of your face. Now take a look at me now 'cos there'c just an

Hello
Hello, I am back on Fubar.. i hope lol. I used to be The Future Aint What it Used to Be which i still am but wiht a different email address. I cant seem to get back into that site so here i am instead lol. I will still get stuck on level 10 once i make it there again.. still dont have a camera to take a pic in order to level up. Fan ADD ME

My Dad
My dad is in the hospital right now. He has many health problems, at age 27 he had polo, but over came it and Served his country in Vietnam. He also suffer from High blood pressure and heart attacks. He has been on high bolld pressure med since his 30's. He has since due to his high bloood pressure meds, is on dyalsisis, his polo came back, its now called post polo, and his knees have given out. He has 4 stints in his heart. He can't walk. I see this strong man, who is a graduate of West Point and a retired LTC, my heart breaks. He been in the hospital for over 2 weeks now, due to get him ready for a knee replace, this was done Tuesday. now he still has the polo leg also to deal with. He has soo much. sorry I am just so down over everything. I cam home from PA yesturday, we finally find him a good place to go after leaving the hospial, what was offered to him I would not put my dog in!!! But my mom and I just went out on out own and found a place. So remember my dad in your thoughts t

Fubar Experiences
Ok yesterday I was online and I got an invite to a fu wedding. So I clicked on it and it took me to a lounge. I won't give names to protect the guilty. This lounge was all about the bdsm lifestyle which I am curious about. So I started talking to her about different aspects of my sexuality and bdsm stuff. I guess she thought I was too forward so she thought I was a guy and starts arguing with me about the fact that I am female. Now I know I have very overt ways when it comes to sex and the anonymity of being online allows me to talk about some things you probably wouldn't otherwise. But that certainly doesn't mean I am not female and what right does anyone have to question that anyway? And Why the hell does someone have a bdsm lounge and not want to talk about sex? what does she think people are gona come there and talk about the weather? before they talk about what her lounge is supposedly about? Then she asked me where my g spot was and said maybe she's believe I was a girl? Well, I

My Crazy Halloween Pumpkins
Thank You Guys For Rating My Crazy Halloween Pumpkins Photo Gallery LoL.The Two Pumpkins On My Living Table And My Outside Deck Are Really Indeed My Work The Others Are Just Internet Photos I Like. I Had Fun Cutting These Baby Up LoL They Real Nice Once Your Finished; Its Just They Do Take Lots Of Time And Patience To Stencil Out Shape Up These Jack lantern=2 Hours Long Ouch. Im Glad I Was Off From Work On 10/31/07 LoL Haa Most Of My Ideas Came From This Website Below Check It Out Sometime Very Interesting. I am Pleased You Enjoyed Them. *DAY* +NIGHT+ The Website http://www.zombiepumpkins.com

Someone Special
people come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME.When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.They have come to assist you through a difficulty,to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physcally, emotionally, or spiritly. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. then, without any wrongdoing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do somthing to bring the relathionship to an end. Sometimes they die,sometimes they walk away,and sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. the prayer you sent up has been answered, and now it is time to move on. Some peole come into your life for a SEASON,because your turn has come to share,grow,or learn. They bring you an experi

Hot Momma
HOT MOMMA date: 2007-11-16 12:29:29 NOW I USUALLY STAY OUT OF DRAMA ON HERE, BUT NOW A GOOD FRIEND IS BEING ATTACKED BECAUSE NO ONE CAN LEAVE HER ALONE. HOT MOMMA IS A GOOD PERSON, THERE FOR EVERYONE. BE IT JUST A EAR OR TO HELP IN A CONTEST. NOW I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE DRAMA MONGERS THINKING WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS OK AND FUN. I HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF THE DRAMA MONGERS AS WELL. THIS SITE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND MEET FRIENDS. TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING THIS, GROW THE F*** UP! LEAVE MOMMA ALONE SHE HASNT DONE ANYTHING TO YOU. YOU CAN ONLY WISH YOU HAD HALF THE HEART AND WAS HALF THE PERSON SHE IS. I WILL PROBABLY GET ATTACKED FROM THE ONES DOING THIS, BUT GUESS WHAT I DONT GIVE A F***. I WILL STAND BY HER NO MATTER WHAT. MAYBE U SHOULD THINK ABOUT WHAT U ARE DOING AND REALIZE JEALOUS PEOPLE NEVER WIN.

Angel
When I have no one to turn to And I am feeling kind of low, When there is no one to talk to And nowhere I want to go, I search deep within myself It is the love inside my heart That lets me know my Angels are there Even though we are miles apart. A smile then appears upon my face And the sun begins to shine. I hear a voice, so soft and sweet Saying, 'Everything will be just fine' It may seem that I am alone But I am never by myself at all. Whenever I need my Angels near All I have to do is call. An Angel's love is always true On that you can depend. They will always stand behind you And will always be your friend. Through darkest hours and brightest days Our Angel's see us through They smile when we are happy, and will cry when we are blue.. Thanks for being my Angel my friend I will be there for you until the end.

New Virus?
Hi All, We've checked with Norton Antivirus and they are gearing up for this virus so I believe this is real. We've checked snopes.com and this is for real. Get this sent around to your contacts ASAP, because we do not need this spreading around. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS: You should be alert during the next days. Do not open any message with an attached filed called 'Invitation' regardless of who sent it. It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your E-mail address in his or her contact list, that is why you should send this E-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive an E-mail called 'invitation', even if it was sent by a friend, do not open it, and shut down your computer immediately. This is the worst virus announced by CNN, an d it has been c

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Bi-polar
I'm tired of being bi-polar. I can't figure it out. They either tell me that it's nothing to worry about, or over-medicate instead of trying to hep. I've been in a damned depression now for over a month. I still take my meds, but It won't freaking go away. I talked to my psych doctor about it, and she's just "Oh well, just keep taking your meds" Does anyone else in here have this problem? It sucks.

New Lyrics... The Way Back Home
Have you ever fought hard to live, but you know you’re gonna die. Holding on to the cold hard truth, with tears streaming down your eyes. Living past the pain and strife, wanting nothing more than a chance at life, But the life you once remembered has given way to pain. Wanting to live more life in a single day, than most do in the parade That they call their simple lives when they can’t find their way back home. Clutch my hand if you can, please believe in who I am, Don’t let go a single day, for if you do I am damned. I want to hold the truth, the belief that I’m not a joke To see the end inside my mind, so I can go back home. So I can go back home. So I can go back home.

Oral Sex Gene Helps Male Fish Fake It
Men may be intrigued to hear that researchers have pinpointed a gene that makes females suck up sperm through their mouths. The gene was found in the cichlid fish, where the males have evolved a way to lure females close so that they can squirt sperm into their mouths. As is the case in many fish species, the sight of a brightly coloured male somehow triggers females with ripe eggs to start releasing them. But in cichlids, there is a twist. Females hold their eggs in their mouths and incubate them there after fertilisation – a behaviour that is thought to have evolved to protect the eggs from predators. As soon as a female has spawned her eggs, she collects them up in her mouth. Normally, sperm released into the water by a male nearby will then fertilise the eggs. But males of certain cichlid species in east Africa have evolved a way to increase the odds that females take up their sperm. Oval yellow markings resembling the eggs are found on the anal or pelvic fins. When a

Working Tonight!!
Okay people so here is the deal. I am working at Tattoo's by Buzz Jr tonight, and feeling at my best. Come out and see me or one of our other talented artists and let us put some new artwork on you. Tell us you saw this bulletin and we will knock 20% off any tattoo valued at $100 or more. We are located at 211 S. Marine Blvd. Jacksonville NC. Our phone is 910-937-6677 Then, when you are done here, go out to Rena J's and show Lisa (Jacksonville's best bartender) some love!!! She makes the best Red Headed Sluts you will ever put your lips to. Tell her Troy sent you!!!! I will join you there at midnight when Im off!! ! Its friday night what else do you have to do. Please repost this buliten. Lets get the word out!!!

My Heart
I have been thinking and have come to the conclusion I need to take a break from my online social sites for now until my health and family issues clear up a bit. As most of you know I have a terminal heart disease and have been in heart failure for almost a month and a half now. I opted to stay out of the hospital until after the holidays and since having 3 family deaths in the last few weeks I know I must take better care of myself which leaves me with little to no time online. I do not have a laptop yet so I cannot make it online while on bedrest, so anyway I wanted to tell you not to worry about me I am okay unless you hear otherwise from my husband aka BeautysBeast (you can add him for updates or just for friendship if you want I am sure he will need alot of support as well) My last Update is my uncle Randy whom broke his neck passed away on Dec. 18th at 421 am, My uncle Bill whom had a heart attack while in the hospital with kidney failure is still hanging in there. My husbands 34

Thriller.
Well, here goes my first attemp at this. I am not really sure how to post things on here, so I will give it a try here. Check out this video. I first got it about a year ago while I was in Iraq. Now, I found it online, and someone made up word to it.

Song Lyrics
Buh-bum.. buh-bum... Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me Been an awful good girl Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue, I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun I've missed, Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed Next year I could be just as good If you check off my christmas list Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot Been an angel all year Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed To a platinum mine, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques, Sign your x on the line Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight Come and trim my chirstmas tree, With some decorations bought at Tiffany's I really do believe in you, Let's see if you believe in me Santa baby, forgot to mention one little

Someone Else's Life
Someone Else's Life Lyrics By: Joshua Radin Somehow I'm leading someone else's life I cut a star down with my knife And right now I still see the way the moon Plays this tune Though our nights died. CHORUS: My hands shake My knees quake It's every day The same way. Cos then came you. Then there's you. I keep your picture In my worn through shoes. Then there's you. Then came you. When I'm lost, I look at my picture of you. And somehow I'll make tonight our own I'll show you every way I've grown Since I met you And right now I'll be the boy in your next song I'll learn the parts and play along If you let me. CHORUS If you let me, I'll show the world to you. Yes, if you let me, I'll know just what to do. Cos then came you. Then there's you. I keep your picture In my worn through shoes. When I'm lost In your eyes I see a way for me

Strange State Driving Laws
Alabama Apparently ‘Bama is an acronym for Blunt All Motorist Adventures, for officials there have inexplicably made it illegal to drive while blindfolded. Alaska Contrary to public opinion roof racks are not specifically designed for skis, snowboards and cocker spaniels. Or at least not in Alaska, where authorities have found it necessary to declare it illegal to tether a dog to the roof of a car. Arkansas Think twice while in Arkansas if you harbor an unflagging passion for cold cut sandwiches and honking your car horn. Arkansas authorities have deemed it illegal to blare a car horn where ice cold beverages or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m. California No matter how luxuriously comfortable that divided highway may look, it is illegal in Eureka, California, to use a road as a bed. In order to save money on having to crop dust their streets, officials in Chico, California, have made it illegal to plant rutabagas in roadways. Officials in Glendale,

World's Largest Meth Lab Guilty For False Advertising To Kids
By Shane Ellison, M.Sc. Methamphetamine (and its chemical cousin amphetamine) is a highly addictive and dangerous Schedule II drug in the United States. Street thugs sell it as meth, poor man's cocaine, crystal, ice, glass, and speed. They go to jail when caught. Pharmaceutical companies sell it as the prescription drug "Adderall." They make hundred of millions of dollars. Admittedly, Adderall (and meth) is great for learning an entire semester of college in a matter of 5 hours or bench pressing 325lbs. But it isn't a vitamin. It's a hardcore drug with hardcore side effects. And children should not be taking this drug daily! But America's largest meth lab feels otherwise. Adderall, a cocktail of amphetamine salts, is manufactured by Shire Richwood, Inc. (Shire). Shire deals an estimated $345 million worth of this deadly drug every year. Their success lies in deceptive advertising to children and parents. The FDA previously sent a letter to Shire stating t

In Dream's!
What''s this life for, why can''t we see? why we are here, what it was meant to be! In a dense fog, out to sea we sail, it''s easy to see why time and time again we fail! There is no peace, only famine and war! Why are we here, what''s this life for? Hatch an evil plan, many people die, all hope is lost in the blink of an eye! Weapon''s of mass destruction, in a lab we create, put it in a missile, and send it off for hate! We cant see the future, what''s in store, our nature is to destroy, what''s this life for? Frustration fill's my head, i don''t understand, divided we fall, divided we stand, why can''t we be one, all stand together, with love in our heart''s, and love for one another, is that to much to ask, i dont expect more, when will we see, what''s this life for? In dream' i see her face. Awake now the thought i can't replace. In dream's she is there. I awake and she's not here. In dream's i feel her caress. I awake my heart in distress. In dream'

Living Statue Of Liberty
Check this website out its awesome: http://www.iowanationalguard.com/Museum/CDStory/CDstory/LibertyStatuepage.htm WWI Camp Dodge - Living Statue of Liberty "On a stifling July day in 1918, 18,000 officers and soldiers posed as Lady Liberty on the parade [drill] grounds at Camp Dodge." [This area was west of Baker St. and is currently the area around building S34 and to the west.] "According to a July 3, 1986, story in the Fort Dodge Messenger, many men fainted-they were dressed in woolen uniforms-as the temperature neared 105 degrees Farenheit. The photo, taken from the top of a specially constructed tower by a Chicago photography studio, Mole & Thomas, was intended to help promote the sale of war bonds but was never used." (Grover 1987)

Godfather 11-16-07
I Would Like To Thank A Few Ppl For Getting Me To Godfather Today These Ppl Are Awesome! Nuff Said ♥PolskiCherry♥Co-Owner of L.O.L Levelers@ fubar → §iηƒüL ÅÐÐï¢†ioη → Member of L.O.L levelers@ fubar GamerChick *Chriz's muddie*~Member of L.O.L Levelers~@ fubar Twisted and Transparent ~Fubar Army Wifey To John~Dracs Bloodbath Promoter!@ fubar Brandi@ fubar *Rain*~Your Worst Addiction ~*Owner of Wicked Storm Crew~*@ fubar Rachelicious MUST FAN ME BEFORE ADDING! x.Fury.x's Everything :) *Demon House Diva & Member of L.O.L levelers*@ fubar ~~♥~~(¯☆Ðå Ìrï§h þrïñ¢ê§§☆¯)~~♥~~Wicked Storm Crew~~♥~~@ fubar HOT_N_HANDY( W.I.S.E UK FRIENDS) ~~WICKED STORM CREW~~@ fubar John ***John...... Having Fun Living It Up!!!!.... Fubar Husband to Shelly. I LOVE YOU SHELLY!!!!!

The Room...please Read
17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School . Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr. Moore said. Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He was drivi

Lames.
I made plans with mulitple people tonight. Which is Friday. No one ever confirms. The couple people that want to hang out, AREN'T ALOUD TO COME OVER. What the hell. And theres no where else to go... The worst is when people don't answer my calls, or when they do they act like GOSH DARN why the heck this girl blowing me up. I don't mean to. I'm just not happy being alone. I don't like to fight with my boyfriend and have to sit at a Subway by myself all night because I have no one to talk to about it. I honestly think I don't have one person besides my boyfriend which doesn't even seem like he cares, that actually cares about me. I could jump off a cliff, and I bet at least 10 people would says, GOOD NOW SHE WONT WASTE ALL MY MINUTES. I have no friends. And I hope none of you consider me friends. Because. Everyone ARE bitches. No matter what, their cool for 6 years, they find out their not gettin' those panties off you. Bam! Where do they go. Not hanging out with you. F

Donna
I just got a call from my son, I was married 25 years to a man name Don, well his twin sister Donna Marie Peterson passed away on Nov 14, 2007. She was 53. tomorrow is her services, please take a moment of silence between 2-4 and give this family strenght to get through this. Even though I am away from this family my heart goes out to them. Sassy

Harryd
I would just like to thank everyone who helped out. I am sorry you had to see the same bulletins day after day. But it was all worth the effort. My friend Eliza has received the most votes in Fubars HOTTEST bartender contest. She is the hottest lady bartender in the world. Please vote for my Hottest Bartender Entry. http://fubar.com/bartender/94 She is even hotter in person. (I think I scared the camera)Thank you for your help. My friend Eliza needs help. Check out and vote for the Hottest Bartender entry Eliza http://fubar.com/bartender/94 , she really is a sweetheart! fubar Hottest Bartender Contest

Vacation!!!!!!!!!
Hey all!!! i will be away on vacation for a week so i won't be able to show anyone any luv for a week but u all know i luvya!!!!!!! i'll try to hit u all up when i return although i may miss some things if it disapears from the alert box. so here is condensed version of comments to tide u over.... showin luv, good morning, good afternoon, good nite and sweet dreams, good friends, happy (insert day of week here) and last but not least HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!! luvya, zoeygrl so we get home from vegas on friday and there are messages on our machine from my parents and from my sister asking us to call as soon as we get in...i knew it could not be good news! i got a hold of my sister and was told that my grandmother was not doing very well with her health. she started going down hill on wednesday but the family did not want to call us while we were away on our vacation. we made our plan to go see her the next day but, when saturday arrived, we got a call before we got chance to go t

Wildcat Lounge...come Visit!!!
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We Cant Make This Shit Up!
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.... Yes, the organization is real. They even have a website, http://www.vhemt.org/ Their philosophy: Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense. Alright, I have ranted and vented about the human population and the planetary ecosphere enough times concerning this type of stuff. Humans dont have to volunteer for anything dealing with the reduction of the human race. Consider: Natural Disaster: There are six known super volcanoes on the planet, four of them with in the borders of the US, Yellowstone, Long Valley California, and two in New Mexico. Now, if any one of these were to erupt, the ash, dust, and sulfur compounds in the upper atmosphere would solve the global warming period. Of course, the volcanic winter would bring on another Ice Age resulting in the death of abo

Things Im Sure Ive Said In The Past...
please dont ask me to help u level up, when i have leveled up 90% of the time on my own... u can rate pics, just as well as i can. hell, i dont remember too many people even thanking me for helping when i did... sorry, it aint happening again. get over it... im sure there are plenty of others on here that will help... again, if i offended u, im sorry... ur a big kid now, get over it! i know its a hard concept for sum of u, but i do have faith that u will be ok! now, as for everyone asking me whats in it for them or what im gonna do for them, if they give me fuBucks... im pretty sure i said it before, but i will say it again... i will fan u if u give me fuBucks... other than that, i dont have anything to offer u! its fake, free money! unless u have over 6 million and are going for the spotlight anytime soon, im sure u will survive without it! oh yeah, and please do not email me asking y my shoutbox is turned off! i have a blog about that whole subject! read it! a

Human Sexuality
Nashing , tearing, ripping, biting , this kind of sex is the kind that hurts so good you find yourself in a puddle on the floor at the end shaking. The quickness of breath how your heart feels as if it is going to leap from your chest and start where you left off with your lover. Damn this type of sexual rage of primal intent is intoxicating some of the best sex I have ever had has involved this. Almost a animalistic nature where you get back to your raw instincts, licking your lovers juices off the floor and then following up her legs where you can tell she has been waiting for you to grab her hips and lift her from the ground burying your mouth in the sweetest taste you have ever imagined. You can find yourself drinking and licking deep almost as if you haven't drank in days this thirst however could never be satisfied. There is nothing to compare to the feelings of her legs wraped around your head and your standing when she cums in mid air. This is the sex I talk about in my writing

A Must Read Lmao
A new priest at his first mass was so Nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door from the monsignor: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey

After Hours Pimpouts
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My Bar Tab Is $1.070.00.....
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's

Life I Guess
so i just started selling avon and need to find a bigger customer base so i thought i would put the online link out here for all to see and what not and see what happens. dont get me wrong so far it is going great and im having fun and get to work from home so i get to spend time with hunter but i am thinking so much bigger than it is so far. so....see what happens by doing this i guess. cant hurt to do so... anyway heres the link to my online site: http://www.youravon.com/cynthiaepperson

Choices
You made your choice- You choose her. Its nothing new- and it doesn't hurt! For your choice- I pray that you are true, You never lie, and You never cheat! For me- you were never there. For her- you always were. Never in my time of despair. I excepted it then, Not Now- Not ever again! One day you will find, Love is not a game. I hope its not to late Your LOVE hasn't gone and left you behind. You are her "Perfect Man", Like you once were mine. Ya'll bring each other happiness, Like we did- once upon a time! Some time ago- I told you how it would end, She won't go through what I let fly- Into the wind. My heart and soul to kind to put ANYONE- In that kind of a bind. I said- "I couldn't be a part of you" because if you screw this up, In my heart, "I didn't help" and that I knew. In the choice that you made, In her heart that you mend, You lost the greatest of friends! Husband Application APPLICATION: Name: Age: Locat

Story
Something must be wrong with me. No really, something must truly be wrong with me. I keep telling myself this is the last time, but it never seems to happen. I mean why in the hell did I let him talk me into letting him come over. "I just want to talk" my ass. I knew exactly what he wanted, but for some reason I caved in. Just look at him hogging all the covers. He doesn't have any type of concern for me. He's a selfish bastard, and I let him in my bed. I met him three years ago at a friends birthday party. I was attracted to him the minute I saw him and the minute I saw him I knew he'd probably be trouble, but like typical True I wanted him anyway. So I pursued him. And at first like every relationship it was like heaven. We talked for hours on the phone, he took me out all the time, he brought me things, he was romantic. I fell for all the tricks in the book. I was in love, still am and I wanted to believe all of his promises. He had a great way in making things sound so good, hel

Taino
Wednesday, August 29, 2007 TAINO LANGUAGE TAINO WORDS Taíney..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Nuestro Idioma/Our Language La información sobre el idioma Taíney localizada en esta pagina es basada en el trabajo filológico de aproximadamente 30 años del Kaçike José Boriwex Laboy. Entendamos que esta es una obra en proceso y que habrá cambios y correcciones de vez en cuando. Trataremos de incluir listas de palabras y frases que tengan utilidad para uso diario y así comenzar a poner en práctica el idioma como otro eslabón en la restauración de nuestro pueblo. The information found on this page is based on approximately 30 years of language research by Kaçike Boriwex. Understand that this research is a work in progress and updates and changes will be made from time to time. We will try to include word lists and phrases that will be useful in daily speech, that way we can put into practice our language as an

Life
My new company is now up and running after a long waite. I am doing taxes for any one who needs it done just go to my company website and contact me me there. The website is located at the link below www.servicesdonecheap.com have a great day to live is to love to love is to die to die is to awaken Why is no matter what you do for some one its never enough. Your working your ass off so you can provide for your family, and give your kids the christmas you think they deserve. but its never enough. not to mention you see people you never knew was family then you find out that what you got them was returned to the store. how nice is that? why cant any one just like what they get do they think it was bought to make them hate it, ITS CALLED A GIFT some day i hope to see the real meaning of the holidays not the greed but the love and joy of spending time with the ones you care about. i know its all a dream but hey its the holidays i can still hope.

Holidays
A Beautiful Christmas Story Three years ago, a little boy and his Grandmother went to see Santa at the Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin. The child Climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but .." the old woman began, shooing her grandso

Fun Stuff
The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or counter-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning counter-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS........ RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic........................... uses feeling detail oriented............."big picture" oriented facts rule.......................imagination rules words and language..............symbols and images present and past................present and future math and science.............philosophy & religion can comprehend......... can "get it" (i.e. meaning) knowing.................................. believes acknowledges...........................appreciates order/pattern perception........spatial perception knows object name............knows object function reality based........................fantasy based

Flesh And The Spirit By Anne Bradstreet
In secret place where once I stood Close by the Banks of Lacrim flood, I heard two sisters reason on Things that are past and things to come. One Flesh was call'd, who had her eye On worldly wealth and vanity; The other Spirit, who did rear Her thoughts unto a higher sphere. 'Sister,' quoth Flesh, 'what liv'st thou on Nothing but Meditation? Doth Contemplation feed thee so Regardlessly to let earth go? Can Speculation satisfy Notion without Reality? Dost dream of things beyond the Moon And dost thou hope to dwell there soon? Hast treasures there laid up in store That all in th' world thou count'st but poor? Art fancy-sick or turn'd a Sot To catch at shadows which are not? Come, come. I'll show unto thy sense, Industry hath its recompence. What canst desire, but thou maist see True substance in variety? Dost honour like? Acquire the same, As some to their immortal fame; And trophies to thy name erect Which wearing time shall ne'er deject. For riches dost thou

The Vanity Of All Wordly Things By Anne Bradstreet
As he said vanity, so vain say I, Oh! Vanity, O vain all under sky; Where is the man can say, "Lo, I have found On brittle earth a consolation sound"? What isn't in honor to be set on high? No, they like beasts and sons of men shall die, And whilst they live, how oft doth turn their fate; He's now a captive that was king of late. What isn't in wealth great treasures to obtain? No, that's but labor, anxious care, and pain. He heaps up riches, and he heaps up sorrow, It's his today, but who's his heir tomorrow? What then? Content in pleasures canst thou find? More vain than all, that's but to grasp the wind. The sensual senses for a time they pleasure, Meanwhile the conscience rage, who shall appease? What isn't in beauty? No that's but a snare, They're foul enough today, that once were fair. What is't in flow'ring youth, or manly age? The first is prone to vice, the last to rage. Where is it then, in wisdom, learning, arts? Sure if on earth, it must be in those part

Khalil Gibran Poetry
Love one another, but make not a bond of love Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. Fill each other's cup, but drink not from one cup. Give one another of your bread, but eat not from the same loaf. Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone, Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music. Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping; For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts. And stand together yet not too near together; For the pillars of the temple stand apart, And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.

William Shakespear
Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spend Upon thyself thy beauty's legacy? Nature's bequest gives nothing but doth lend, And being frank she lends to those are free. Then, beauteous niggard, why dost thou abuse The bounteous largess given thee to give? Profitless usurer, why dost thou use So great a sum of sums, yet canst not live? For having traffic with thyself alone, Thou of thyself thy sweet self dost deceive. Then how, when nature calls thee to be gone, What acceptable audit canst thou leave? Thy unused beauty must be tomb'd with thee, Which, used, lives th' executor to be. When forty winters shall beseige thy brow, And dig deep trenches in thy beauty's field, Thy youth's proud livery, so gazed on now, Will be a tatter'd weed, of small worth held: Then being ask'd where all thy beauty lies, Where all the treasure of thy lusty days, To say, within thine own deep-sunken eyes, Were an all-eating shame and thriftless praise. How much more praise deserved thy be

John Donne Poetry
He is stark mad, whoever says, That he hath been in love an hour, Yet not that love so soon decays, But that it can ten in less space devour; Who will believe me, if I swear That I have had the plague a year? Who would not laugh at me, if I should say I saw a flash of powder burn a day? Ah, what a trifle is a heart, If once into love's hands it come! All other griefs allow a part To other griefs, and ask themselves but some; They come to us, but us love draws; He swallows us and never chaws; By him, as by chain'd shot, whole ranks do die; He is the tyrant pike, our hearts the fry. If 'twere not so, what did become Of my heart when I first saw thee? I brought a heart into the room, But from the room I carried none with me. If it had gone to thee, I know Mine would have taught thine heart to show More pity unto me ; but Love, alas! At one first blow did shiver it as glass. Yet nothing can to nothing fall, Nor any place be empty quite; Therefore I think my

Thanks
I was really nervous about joining fubar, but after making 2 new friends right off, I see that I have nothing to be nervous about. I would like to say thanks to those who have viewed and rated me and my pic. Thanks to the 2 new friends I have, and thanks to my step-dad for telling me about this really cool place. I hope to meet and make many new and different friends in here.

Marlowe Poetry
It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere the course begin, We wish that one should love, the other win; And one especially do we affect Of two gold ingots, like in each respect: The reason no man knows; let it suffice What we behold is censured by our eyes. Where both deliberate, the love is slight: Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight?

Sarah's Private Thoughts
The nights are lonely here without you that is why i am ever so blue watching the rain fall down the window pane my heart is melting at the thoughts of watching you walk away I light a candle to remember those times the scent that drifts from the candle tonight is the scent of your shirt when you held me so tight for this i am lonely here in the night as i watch the rain and the northern lights wishing that with each passing wave you were thinking of me like i am thinking of you miss you so much that it hurts wishing with each drop i could cry inside i can only die loving you love me

What Is Your Opinion On This?
Okay so I would like to get some of your thoughts on this subject please. If you are reading this and have even the smallest thing to say please do so.. Alright so I love my BLOCK button, I use it when I feel my profile is at risk of down raters/haters. I have also used it for personal reasons as well. But this is my questions, Whether you block someone or are the one being blocked, Would you unblock them to go look on their profile and make sure they knew you were there? Just to re-block them? And how would you feel if someone did that to you? They Block you then come to your page while you were Online almost to see if they can get a reaction out of you. And then they RE-BLOCK you... ????? Whats the point? Myself, I think its confusing. If I Block someone for personal reasons it would be totally inappropriate to wander around their page and all but WAVE at them and then hit the BLOCK button again. But I have also been told I sometimes take things the wrong way. An

Did Thensa Put A Back Door On Encryption
Random numbers are critical for cryptography: for encryption keys, random authentication challenges, initialization vectors, nonces, key-agreement schemes, generating prime numbers and so on. Break the random-number generator, and most of the time you break the entire security system. Which is why you should worry about a new random-number standard that includes an algorithm that is slow, badly designed and just might contain a backdoor for the National Security Agency. Generating random numbers isn't easy, and researchers have discovered lots of problems and attacks over the years. A recent paper found a flaw in the Windows 2000 random-number generator. Another paper found flaws in the Linux random-number generator. Back in 1996, an early version of SSL was broken because of flaws in its random-number generator. With John Kelsey and Niels Ferguson in 1999, I co-authored Yarrow, a random-number generator based on our own cryptanalysis work. I improved this design four years later -- an

Trust
Im scared to trust now. I had my trust broken many times before. I was left a broken girl. I still am broken inside. I simply cannot trust. Its not you its me. My trust cant be broken again. So dont ask me to trust Cos I cant do it. Im to scared to trust

Granddaughter
Last night me an my 7 yr old granddaughter were talking about going to louisiana with the family for Christmas. Then I told her that I was going to be gone for 2 weeks to Ark for Thanksgiving to see my family there an that her Aunt Trinity was again preg an due in april. She said Mawmaw my bday is in April!! I said no hon its in Aug, "YOUR crazy pawpaws is in April the one that dumped me lol.She looked up at me an said to me "mawmaw you just need to find you another husband"!! I laughed so hard i was hurting , kids do say the cutest things!!

Every Womans Dream
Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home andp icked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organiz

Cat Bathing
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk, dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage, and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace. The time comes, however, when a man/woman must face reality; when he/she must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce: "This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez." When that day arrives at your house, as it has in mine, I have some advice you might consider as you place your feline friend under your arm and head for the bathtub. -- Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for h

Avoid Parenthood In 29 Easy Steps
The wife wants kids? Then start acting up, says Kerri Sackville. My friend Sophie wants to be a mum. But her husband, Jake, isn't so sure. He wants kids, but suspects his wife has an idealistic view of motherhood, so he has embarked on a course of action to prepare her for the task ahead. The program is simple. Jake has adopted many of the behaviours that Sophie is likely to encounter when she is a mother. He yells "No!" for no apparent reason at random intervals during the day. He runs around the house with his underwear on his head. He also plonks himself down in the supermarket and refuses to budge until Sophie has given him a treat. I think Jake has hit on a brilliant strategy. Still, his program is far from comprehensive. So for Jake, and others out there wishing to prepare their partners for motherhood, I have compiled the following list. 1. Eat with your fingers. 2. Fling bits of your dinner in your partner's face. 3. Reply "I don't know" or "chocolate

You Know You're Living In 2000+ When
1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. If you don't have your mobile on you, you have no idea what your wife's phone number is. 11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 12. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 13. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND..............

Wtf? Rated A 2 By #1210375!
WTF? I get up this AM to find that #1210375 aka "Block me....It makes my d*ck hard!!!!" rated my primary photo a 2! I do not think that I am a 10 or 11 by any means, but who am I to judge? But I digress. After reading a very small portion of his profile, I realized that he has a really poor attitude. So I blocked him! But that is what he wanted anyway. I can't win...I have enough real drama and toxic people in my life, I sure don't need the likes of this guy spreading his toxicity to me! Some people just put others down to build their own self esteem. That is so 'high school'! I left that behind years ago. Ok, I'm done...for now!

You Peace
Your peace Peace is within you. There are other places to look for it. It happens from your understanding, Of your willingness to accept and Learn from the moment that you arrive. Where to find your heart, inevitably find peace. She is in the place where everything is reflected in you in balance, harmony and innocence. Your peace depends on your attention, inside of you, so it stretches you out, giving a new dimension to your reality where you manage to clear, through it, which seems obscure, undo the knots where everything seems tangle, without output. It gives a chance for peace, your peace, And you see that life colore to what seems gray, bringing love where there feel hatred, Which brings abundance think there misery, which brings warmth think there cold, loneliness. The life often does not seem to be easy, There are moments where giving all, to simply cry, for our apparent inability to harmonize size chaos we created, but I say to you: demand for thy peac

Gandolfwiz
What Your Taste in Chocolate Says About You You are sophisticated, modern, and high class. Your taste is refined, but you are not picky. You are often the first to try something new. You are energetic and quick to act. You are open minded, and you easily adopt new social causes. While your heart is in the right place, you often can't follow through with your dreams. You love the feeling of accomplishment. You enjoy doing what's important. You feel lost when you have to do frivolous tasks or hang out with shallow people. The Chocolate Oracle Your Kiss is Blue You prefer kissing to be a meaningful, emotional experience. You don't like to kiss strangers, and you don't like to kiss someone you're mad at. A kiss can change how you feel about someone - for better or worse. You don't take anything lightly... especially kissing. Kissing Type: Deep People See Your Kisses as: Genuine You Kiss Best With: A Green Kisser Stay away from: A Red Kiss

My Braces Are Coming Off! Wooo!!!
I'm so happy happy happy! I'm finally getting these infernal contraptions removed! I've worn them for 18 months and before then, had to wear a splint for 9 months. Once these braces are removed, I will need to wear an appliance on my upper teeth for a year 24/7 that I can remove if I decide to eat or sing or play my flute. Its; hardly noticeable to the viewer - all they will see is a see-thru band across the front of my teeth. They will also glue in a wire with little round beads behind my front upper and lower teeth to keep them straight and I will wear those from 5 - 10 years. After that, I won't need anything at all! Wow..I never realized that fixing my teeth would take such a long time. Despite the costs, I'm very pleased with the results. I don't have the same type of 'bite'on my back teeth that I had before, but I can eat very well and my front teeth are beautifully straight! (It was crowded and crooked before.) Now I can smile broadly for photos!! WOOO!!! So happy!

Prayer This Happens To You In A Time Of Need
http://fubar.com/passy0110 from Passy To all my family and friends here is a update on me and what is going on.. For the last three years i have been batteling with a illness that they have not been able to figure out what it is..So i took matters into my own hands and started do research with my sister Stacey and finally believe to figure out what i have... We are thinkin that what i have is called Gastroparesis and lemme tell ya it has taken a huge toll on my health..I am constantly sick and not able to do what a normal human being should be able to do like go to the store without feeling sick to my stomach...I am going back to see my specailist on Wednesday to see what the outcome of this is going to be..But from what i have heard from ER doctors and also reading articles this is NOT cureable..this is something that i am going to have to deal with for the rest of my life..So i will keep ya'll updated after Wednesday and let you know what is going on..If i forget you can alw

Tis The Season
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols."

From The Heart
He wakes in the morning, And his first thought is her, As he reaches and grabs that pillow, Where she used to lay her head. He can still smell the sweet perfume Of the one he love without question. He used to lay and see her sleeping face, And know that he was in her dreams. As the days came and went, He watched as her dreams changed. He'd roll to see her face in the night, And she would be gone. He couldn't believe that the love that he once gave, Would be left behind. How could a woman do that to a man who gave all he had to give, But it wasn't good enough for her to stay. His sleepless eyes shed tears for her, And his arms, they ache to hold her again. Alas, he know that will never happen, And he hears his son stirring in the next room, As he passes pictures of her in the hall, He wonders how could she just up and leave This precious child behind. He sits on the floor in the darkness And wipes away his tears-- He puts a gentle loving hand on the back of his

Nice Thing To Do
If you agree,when you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 If you approve of the idea, please pass it on to your e-mail list. These men and women need all of the good cheer and support that we can give them.

11/17/17
DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image Well I guess I should do an update since I forgot after the nurse was here on Thursday. My knee is doing much better. My fever broke and my blood level of the blood thinner is within normal limits. Now if only I could remove the stress from my life I just might heal even faster.

Family Interactions, Or How To Annoy The Hell Out Of Relatives
My sister tami, who I love dearly has a few little quirks. 1) She is organized to such a degree I really wonder about just how stable she is, I mean, most serial killers were organized to an extreme degree. 2) Perfection, when ever she does something around the house that requires cutting or mounting anything, it as to be absolutely perfect. Level, true, same height, everything. So, in the interest of variety, I have endeavored to bring a little spontaneity to our household.... Take my ceiling fan, four white blades, one brown, and she just cringes when she sees it. Clothing, she folds, I roll everything like I was either in the military or on a boat. I even pronounce the K in Knee. She has her collection of porcelain dolls displayed in a very ordered fashion. I have my wolf and bud ha on one shelf, with the stereo, coffee cups on the top shelf... along with a new harddrive, motherboard, knee braces, ball cap, and collectible matchbox cars. In otherwords, in

Naughty Jokes
A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, she sees his naked body in full light for the first time. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy. He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, ‘Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night." And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left!?" Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch. Santa declined, saying "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know." Trying again, the lovely young thing remov

Rubbercity Bombshells Auditions!
Hey Everyone! The auditions will be held at AKRON INK @ 6 PM ON DECEMBER 9TH!!!!!!! 752 West Market St. AKRON, OH 44303 The Rubber City Bombshells are looking for Guys and Girls for 2008! If you or anyone you know can dance or sing or have any talent and are interested - Please contact us! We are always looking for girls, but we current are looking for about 10 to 12 girls for our 2008 line-up. We have some huge shows planned and we need to expand our group! Some of the things we currently perform are Tribal Fusion belly dancing, we put on a full fire show, we do fully choreographed burlesque dancing from serious Old School skits to funny campy skits, Knives Juggling and other side show acts Our shows are choreographed with exciting costumes and Vegas style showmanship!. We are feisty and friendly who love to have a good time! We practice and teach ALL of our routines. If you have Talent and an awesome personality - WE WANT YOU. Some of our girls have been featured on TV such as

Character Bios
Samuel was once a mesnie, a law enforcer in the employ of King Frederick and Queen Katherine. Investigating the vanishing of the royal cupbearer Talmage, he happened upon a secret meeting in the hut of Lucas, the magician and necromancer. A blood magic ritual had recently taken place to create a group of monsters which came to be known as the Shaderen. Recently wedded to the Princess, he had become one of the monsters, and now spends his days killing only to maintain his ability to pass for human, and to look for a way to destroy the creations of Aposrithu before shadow covers the world in blood. Farezzek is an orc, a race of beast-like humanoids whose toughness is nearly unmatched. Born with one eye, and no magic abilities at all, his past remains a mystery. Being a natural fighter with a keen intellect, he almost graduated at the top of his class from the Golden Halberd Military Academy, but when his best friend, the only one who could challenge him at his favorite physical ba

Just A Quick Note
Just a quick note to let ya all know i wont be around much from today till saturday or sunday ...ill be with my family down south....I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving...be safe and enjoy your familys... Sassy nuttinbuttsexxy

Liars And Two Faced People
This blog is not aimed at all of my friends. It is aimed at the ones who pretended to be my true friends when in all reality they were just fuckin playing games with my feelings and my mind. There is one person in particular that this is aimed at and she knows exactly who she is. I was being a real friend to her. I sat up nights with her on the phone many times because she was stressed out and couldn't sleep, or she was depressed, or because she just wanted to talk. Yeah I did that almost every night with her. And then I come to find out, she was just talking shit the whole time because she wanted to keep tabs on my husband. SOME FUCKING FRIEND YOU WERE MELISSA!!!! You didn't even have the damn guts to tell me that you didn't really want to be my friend. But I kind of figured because you always wanted to talk to my husband. Well everyone will know what kind of person you are when they read this. Yeah, I found out everything about your conversations with Jim. I am not a fucking st

Need Help!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY ....I HAVE A ROOM FOR RENT IN MY 2 BED ROOM APT. MY CURRENT ROOM MATE IS BAILING ON ME ON SHORT NOTICE. IM IN THE NORTH SAN DIEGO COUNTY AREA. IF ANYONE NEEDS OR KNOWS OF SOMEONE LOOKING FOR A ROOM LET ME KNOW. RENT IS $550, UTILITIES INCLUDED. GATED COMMUNITY WITH ON SITE LAUNDRY, JACUZZI, AND POOL.

Just Me
Not exactly sure where to start. I would start at the beginning, but I'm sure that nobody really wants to read through my entire life story. I have had several friends ask me over the last couple of days whats wrong with me. Why am I sad, or why am I crying and upset, and the truth of the matter is, I don't really know. I have some theories, but nothing solid to blame my mood on. Maybe it's just the weather, been very overcast and rainy the last couple of days... could be because everyone I see around me has someone they care about and love very much. And even though I know some people that I care very deeply for, love me for who I am, I don't have the physical closeness that I so desperately long for. There are so many guys that talk to me on here and all they are interested in is fuckin me or having me suck their cocks or some other form of temporary physical pleasure. And despite the fact that I am a very sexual person, it just wouldn't mean anything to me without some kind of f

I Don't Need
I Don't Need I don’t need for you to say you’re sorry for what you did I need for you to show that you’ve changed I don’t need excuses, the whys or where-fores to explain your actions I need to know what plans you’ve made to resolve your excuses I don’t need promises I need action I don’t need candy and roses I need tenderness and trust I don’t need shattered dreams and broken dishes I need a future, with peace I don’t need tears and bruises I need laughter and love I don’t need to hear the words “it will never happen again” I need for it not to happen I don’t need the chaos of your violent storms I need the calm of quiet seas I don’t need the terror of a war zone I need the playfulness of a schoolyard I don’t need a calendar and stop watch to monitor my day I need freedom to come and go as I please I don’t need you looking over my shoulder I know there is no one standing there I don’t need jealousy, outrage, or distrust I need

Noone
LOOK BEHIND THE LYRICS... THEY ARE SO TRUE... Alicia Keys - No One Lyrics I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is Everything's gonna be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around Yes, I know, for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is Everything's gonna be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in t

Convictions Vs Simplicity
Ugh as most of you know, i've only been accepting add requests from people with salute photos... and i had deleted quite a few (ok over 1,000) people without them... now, while the idiot factor seems to have somewhat decreased - lovely effect really - unfortunately, the "whine" factor has increased... "why did you delete me, why won't you accept me, why why why why why..." ... So, i'm thinking of just giving up and dealing with the idiot factor again instead of the whine factor, and just go back to accepting people without them... although the whole "under level 5" thing might stay as a restriction... thoughts? comments? Sin p.s. i hate stupid people

Forgiveness
You mustn't be revengeful You have to be strong To offer good for evil Return right for wrong We must not hold a grudge And we must learn to endure Then as God is your judge At least your heart will be pure Forgiveness is the mightiest sword Forgiveness Of those you hate Will be your highest reward When they bruise you with words When they make you feel small When it's hardest to bear You must do nothing at all Forgiveness is the simplest vow Forgiveness Of all their crimes Is your deliverance now Bless those souls Who would curse your name When the last bell tolls You'll be free of blame You can continue to grieve But know the gospel is true You must forgive those who lie And bless them that curse you Forgiveness is the mightiest sword Forgiveness Of those you fear Will be your highest reward The time will come when we will leave this world, and the injustice and the pain and the sin will fall away from us, and only the spark of the spir

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Modern Love Song
Whitesnake - A Modern Love Song You got the smile of a Monalisa, Know it all an' giving nothing away. You make the sins of a vestal virgin, Look nothing more that a roll in the hay. So lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. Lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. You give an air of the Dolce Vita, Society's made a queen out of you. Casanova couldn't take all your virtue, But, rock 'n' roll is gonna steal it from you. So lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. Lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. Come on, girl, it'll be alright, Easy does it nice and slow. Woah, you know, mama, that tonight's the night, Come on and let your feelings show. Take a look in the mirror, Tell me what you see. If it ain't sweet surrender You can blame it on somebody, not the devil in me. So lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. Lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care.

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For"
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her AND your friends TOGETHER. KEEP READING.. 11. Smile with her. =) 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say I love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act li

Greatest Group Of Friends I Have Here
GREEN EYED BANDIT@ fubar this is a Downrater I just want to say that K.O.W. is an awesome bunch of people they were my saviors in all of this and i want to Thank them from the bottom of my heart, they were so awesome during this period, they bombed bombed and bombed. Thats why I became a member, just awesome people. I just wanted to thank each and every one who helped me out in my contest, lets see there were Lordwolf, founder of the K.O.W. Hippie, Zman Zgirl, Cat O'nine tail, Mizz Shady, Teresa, Honey Bear, Iron Claw, Daybreaker, Drkrelections oh my so many to remember. center lordwolf, founder of the k.o.w. *Lord Wolf *~Founder + Owner Kingdom of Wolves.A Leveling Family@ fubar center hippie ~Hippie~Raiders of K.O.W.@ fubar center zman zman K.O.W. CLUB F.A.R.& DIRTY SOUTH CREW AND M&M NATION CREW@ fubar center zgirl zgirl LOVES ZMAN 4 LIFE AND ALL MY FRIENDS@ fubar center drkreflections drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~THE SISTERHOOD~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~

Mirror
"Dying" I"m cold,...Suffocati"ng,...and bleed"ng on the floor, Kno"ng the last time i kill"d ands can no longr kill no more.... As tears of acid rains from the heavens from above and plagues upon my bak, i can feel the sorrow ands the once belove"d tight chokehold of God"s love upon my nek..... Theres noth"ng i can do as the devil takes my hand, remembr"ng the past memories and the friends i"ll be leave"ng behind..... Regrett"ng the life i"d had ands the things i"ve done,....I"m burn"ng...burn"ng,...Dying,...Dying,......Done "A Friend" A friend is always there when times are down, to cheer me up ands to reverse the frown. A friend is always there to party it up, especially when i drank too much and threw up..... A friend is always up for do"ng someth"ng new, sure man ifs thats what you want to do too!!! A friend will be at my funeral in time of mourn, ask"ng God when is it my turn?.... A friend will be at my grave talk"ng to me for hours, look"ng u

Help
I want to create a slide show to a specific song and well, its a bit hard for me to do, its for my best friend who was murdered, Ive got all the pics and the specific song but I break down in tears everytime i start to make it, the song really hits that nerve i guess, if someone would be willing to make it for me that would be great, I kinda wanted it ready for when the 1 year mark hits, just msg me and let me know if you know a good program or can do it, thx

"fall'n 4 Her?"
"Fall'n 4 Her" I"ve fallen for a gorgeous goddess ands no chance will i have,...to make her smile ands to hear her laugh... I"ve fallen for those trancy eyes dreamy eyes,...Pierc"ng thru them i can see her heart and within whatty lies... I"ve fallen for her ands my love cries out a sea of blood into my cupp"d hands,....wash"ng upon my face,...for theres an empty space in my heart ands only she can replace.... I"ve fallen for the day we"ll have our 1st kiss, buts pls my love remembr this,..... I"M fall"ng ands Fall"ng,...Wait"ng ands wait"ng,...for the day may come,...we"ll be hold"ng hand-n-hand lovrs ands date"Ng.......

Jay's Fantasy
HER MOCHA ALMOND COMPLEXION HAD ME FEENIN FOR HER LIKE A CRACK HEAD LOOKING FOR A HIT. THEN EVEN HER NAME MADE YOU CRAVE HER, REESE. CHOCOLATE COVERED WITH A SMOOTH CENTER. YES HER MILKEN CHOCOLATE SKIN MADE ME HUNGER FOR A SAMPLE OF HER DELECTABLE SWEETNESS. YET, ALAS SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME. I AM THE LAST MAN SHE WOULD EVER WANT. A AVERAGE MAN WITH AN ABOVE AVERAGE IMAGINATION, AS WELL AS AN UNQUENCHABLE DESIRE TO GIVE PLEASURE TO ONE WOMAN. I DREAMT ON A MANY OCCASIONS OF HAVING HER LUSCIOUSNESS PRESSED INTO MY BODY. WRAPPING MY ARMS AROUND HER BODY. HAVING HER HEART PALPITATIONS GET FASTER AS I DRAW HER NEARER. HER SMILE SERVES AS AN EROTIC INTERLUDE TO THE PLEASURES THAT I WILL CONSUME HER BODY WITH. LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW THAT HER FRAGRANCE AROUSES ME TO KNOW END. AS I SIT HER I WATCH HER THICKNESS GO TO AND FRO AND MY MIND WANDERS. I TASTE THE SWEETNESS OF HER LIPS AS SHE KISSES ME WITH LONGING. HER SUCCULENTS MOUNDS FILL MY HANDS AS MY LIPS CASCADE DOWN THE SLOPE OF

I'm Not Ashamed
Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Personal
Happy Anniversary Kally! I Love You! The Closer I Get To You Beyonce & Luther Vandross The closer I get to you The more you'll make me see Like giving me all you've got Ooh yeah, your love has captured me, me, me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew it was real (oh oh) The way you make me feel Lying here next to you (oh oh) Time just seems to fly, ooh Needing you more and more (more and more) Let's give love a try (let's give it a try) Let's give love a try Sweeter and sweeter love grows And heaven's there for those Who fool the tricks of time With the hearts in love you find True love (oh) In a special way (oh) The closer I get to you, baby The more you'll make me see (By giving me all you've got) Your love has captured me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew This was real (got to b

Trombone
Day 1 " dad, i want to join band, sign up is next week" i felt the headache coming. "i either want to do drums or the trombone" my scalp is getting itchy. Day 2 a nice trombone he selected, and proudly met me at the door when i got home from work "HONK!!!" oh gawd, i can feel the pressure build! Day 3 "i have to watch this dvd and work on my embouchure" "lil honk!" " big honk!" "BIG LOUD ASS SQUEAK!" the pressure builds even more! Day 4,,, next day, more squeaking, more honking, and i thought i may have heard something that resembled a note! head is pounding! Day 5,, my day off,, trombone off and on all day, head hurts, ears bleeding, who invented this diabolical form of torture?! lil guy asked " what can i do to make this thing sound better?" it was so tough not to say something like "a rolled up sock stuffed down that bell would probably do the trick " instead, i told him to keep practicing and watch the dvd over again.

Nikki Sixx (entry #1)
We just didn't give a fuck. We did things our way, and we had a hell of a good time doing it.N.Sixx "So...what's this? Am i dead? What the fuck is that all about? I still have more heroin to inject! What are you on for chrissakes? I wanna go back i wanna go back!" "You are right its not your time i just wanted to spin you a line, you need to stop, you need stop before you go over the top like you just did. get a grip man, you're out of control! millions love you but you are losing your soul." "Soul? Soul? SOUL?! Thats something i just write about in songs, i don't have one, i'm a fake! A fake! A fake! A FAKE! I need to use and be used! (well that was a good prediction) I just wanna go back, and shoot that shit up SHOOT!" "..........I don't know why i invented that stuff anyway."

Sexiest Male On Fubar Contest
If you think I'm sexy enough vote for me!!! And remember to rate fan & add sultry so u can go and help me win! XoXoXoXoXoXoXoXoX And I am willing to pay fubucks for comment 2:1 and gifts for those who help me!!! Make me an offer tell me wat you want?????? XoXoXoXoXo I NEED ONLY less than 3,000 to go BY THE 1ST for 3RD PLACE!!!!!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=709063&i=2964571025 or click here addfan rate her and view pic album for the Sexiest Male on Fubar Contest rate and comment bomb me please *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Co Owner Razzles Night Club@ fubar Here's the info: starts in i think 20 minutes! Starts November 17th and end December 1st. 1st place 3 month vip or 1 month blast *First to 35,000 comments wins 2nd place 7 day blast *First to 15,000 comments wins 3rd place 3 day blast *First to 10,000 comments wins! To Enter Rules *Must Rate,Fan and Add host in order to Bomb.

Computers...
Well... my addiction to the net has been helped by this stupid dial-up speed.. OMG! how painful! Every page takes forever to load. and there's no way in hell I can have both Pirate and Plain Shan online at the same time.. But, its better than not having it at all I spose. and is only temporary. So sorry if I have told you that I will come help you level or help in a contest or giveaway or whatever. I will as soon as I can. Keep Smiling. Catch yas around.

Member Up For Vip
ONE OF OUR MEMEBERS IS GOING FOR A VIP GIVEAWAY LETS HELP HER OUT AND GET IT DONE BEFORE THE NEXT CONTEST PLEASE. HERE IS HER LINK AND IF I REMEMBER RIGHT SHE WAS IN THE CONTEST FOR WEST COAST DAILY GIVING UP ALL HER COMMENTS. LETS HELP HER OK. HOTT BOMBERS LETS HELP HER OUT AND FINISH IT QUICKLY. THANKS CONNIE

Whats Right With Your Life???
What's right with your life There are plenty of things that are right with your life. Have you thought about any of them lately? The goodness in your life is so much a part of you that you can easily take it for granted and rarely give it a second thought. On a regular basis, though, it pays to think about that goodness. Whatever else may be going on in your world, the fact is that you are extremely blessed in many ways. Think about those blessings that blend quietly into the background, supporting and sustaining you in every moment. Think for a little while about what's right with your life. The more often you connect with the value that's already yours, the more new value you will create. When you feel that the troubles and frustrations are dominating your thoughts, stop and turn your mind in a more positive direction. Remember that wherever your thoughts go, the rest of you will quickly follow. Focus your awareness on the many good things that make up your life. For with your

Keep Moving
Keep moving When the path becomes difficult, that's no reason to give up. In fact, it means you're making real progress. The mountain becomes more rugged and steep the closer you get to the summit. Keep going, keep climbing, keep making the effort, and soon you'll find yourself reaching the top. The challenges you encounter are unquestionable proof that you're making a positive difference. Make use of those challenges, not as an excuse to stop, but rather as a platform from which to push forward. For the greatest achievements come in response to the greatest challenges. When the going gets rough, you are most certainly in the presence of profound opportunity. When there is much that must be done, there is enormous value waiting to be created. Step boldly forward and claim that value. Whatever may come, whatever may seem to block your path, choose to keep moving. There are truly magnificent rewards just on the other side of your persistent efforts.

Lift Your Head Up High
Lift your head high Where there is great difficulty, there are also great opportunities. Where there is sorrow, there is also much possibility for real joy. In places of darkness, even a small light can make an enormous positive difference. When the situation seems hopeless, that's precisely when acting on hope can turn things around. The greatest achievements often have their origins in the most complicated and perplexing problems. By accepting the possibility of dreadful failure, people are able to create magnificent success. When it seems that no options remain, that's when a breakthrough is about to happen. Each setback along the way makes the eventual success that much more precious and valuable. No matter how good or how difficult life may be now, there is always a realistic and accessible way to make it better. For you can learn, you can adapt, you can grow stronger, and you can take effective action to move forward. Whatever may be, whatever may happen, lift your head h

Inspired....
Choose to be inspired Envy is worse than a waste of time. For when you hold on to thoughts of envy, you are actively holding yourself back. Envy builds a wall between you and the abundance that could otherwise be yours. Envy can drain you of your best possibilities. Do you ever resent it when someone else has acquired or achieved or experienced some particular thing and you have not? If so, then your envy actually makes your own situation worse. Instead of being envious about the good fortune of others, be genuinely thankful for it. That instantly puts you in a much better position to create similar good fortune in your own life. When you celebrate the achievements of others, you connect yourself in a positive and empowering way to life's abundance. When you choose to be inspired, your eyes will open to many more valuable and positive possibilities. Be truly thankful for the success that you see around you. And that success will soon become your own

Beautiful
Standing in the lanes of memory And i look forward to the present The path that life followed How beautiful were the days Through which I lead to the present. The joy and sorrow The laughter and the tears The anger and the confusion The days of toil and waiting If placing self at past Life seems to be a beautiful one So lead this life to the best When again You place self in the past Will feel that life was lead And not dragged through days So this beautiful life takes the same path The joy and sorrows lies in How you look at it If all happenings in life are taken as experience Then life is a beautiful book The chapters which are ahead can never be read Only the ones covered can be read So lead life to the best When again you place self in the past Should be happy and feelt that life was lead and worth looking back And feel Life is Beautiful

Room For Improvement
Room for improvement There is always room for improvement. And the fact that there is, is truly a blessing. There is always something new to be learned. There are always fresh ideas to be explored. No matter how good life is, there are ways to make it even better. Love and joy and fulfillment do not ever get used up. You can make today more beautiful, more productive, more meaningful than yesterday. And you can make tomorrow even better. Each moment is another opportunity to create new value. Each day is yours to fill with positive experience. Whether you've been up or you've been down, whether life is now good or not so good, this is the time to make it better. Make a little improvement, and then a little more, and keep reaching higher and higher.

For The Poor People And The Struggle
Some times I wonder how did I get so blessed, with all the Pain my heart has suffered Dreams of a better life, Being told by ignorant people dat me race was cursed and Damned to hell forever, along with all de minorities such as hispanics, well i tell u wut i figured out i was born in hell ever since my past lives as an elder soul my destiny on dis earth is to make people feel good about dem self i am de one and only with many others to make a better life for people who never experienced true passionate love and respect taking deir mind to another paradise called Mother Earth i bing good vibes like sensational soul searchin for yer soul mate De lord Brought me back to life to show people I really do Exist and i am here for a purpose .

Thanks For Those Who Helped
thanks to all of you who helped out my friend level, it was touch and go. i had a really hard time trying to round up the members, i think i better add to family. hhehehehe special shout out to PhotoFlow and Gem. you are the best!

Well.......
Things to do when I turn 40 which is in like 5 months and 9 days.This list will probably have more to add in time but until then here's somethings I'm going to do.... Get a tatoo-been debating it but now I want to Get a band started-working on it right now Get a lapdance-why not? Kiss somebody else other than who I'm with-taking applications!!!! Get a new freakin job-if you read my last blog you'll understand why! so far that's it..I don't belive in resolutions so don't ask what's my new yr's resolution is. Got any suggestions to add to my list feel free i just might do it if I like it...thanks! Ok this is my 1st time doing this here but when I do blog it's something that's good and very rarely something that pisses me off or makes me feel sad, so with that out of the way let me tell you what happend......... I just found out at my job i'm going to day shift which means alot to me and especially my kids. The only time I spend with them during the week is when I g

Vote
Guitar World magazine is running its annual Readers' Poll Awards and this year late PANTERA/DAMAGEPLAN guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott is on the ballot for the Hall Of Fame Award.With the legacy that Dimebag Darrell left to his fans, it is only fitting that he still shines in the hearts of many. His impact on the world was of humbled greatness. Those that didn't know "Dimebag" Darrell in his personal life got to know him through his music. Hearing his music and loving it keeps his legacy alive.Go vote now at www.guitarworld.com. Please repost!!!Get on over and vote for our boys!! You can vote as many times as you want! Click on the links below to start voting!Vote for Dime for Guitar World Hall Of Fame! Vote for Vinnie and Hellyeah for Best New Act!Vote for Zakk for Best Metal Guitarist!Vote for Ozzy Osbourne best Album of the Year!Vote For Vinnie Paul for Best Comeback of the Year!Vote for the Feb or Nov Issue with Zakk as the Best Guitar World Cover!Thanks for Voting!!

True Friend
The wind began to moan in hollow murmurs, as the sun went down carrying glad day elsewhere; and a train of dull clouds coming up against it, menaced thunder and lightning. Large drops of rain soon began to fall, and, as the storm clouds came sailing onward, others supplied the void they left behind and spread over all the sky. Then was heard the low rumbling of distant thunder, then the lightning quivered, and then the darkness of an hour seemed to have gathered in an instant. Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head. Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace amid the storm Reasoning against a prejudice is like fighting against a shadow; it exhausts the reasoner, without visibly affecting the prejudice Among well-bred people a mutual deference is affected, contempt for others is disguised; authority concealed; attention given

Songs That I Love
sorry blame it on me [Intro: Akon] As life goes on I'm startin to learn more and more about responsibility And I realize that everything I do is affectin the people around me So I wanted to take this time out to apologize for things that I've done and things that haven't occured yet And things that they don't want to take responsibility for [Akon] I'm sorry for the times that I left you home I was on the road and you were alone I'm sorry for the times that I had to go I'm sorry for the fact that I did not know That you were sittin home just wishin we could go back to when it was just you and me I'm sorry for the times I would neglect I'm sorry for the times I disrespect I'm sorry for the wrong things that I've done I'm sorry I'm not always there for my sons I'm sorry for the fact that I'm not away That you can't sleep at night when I am not there Because I'm in the streets like every day I'm sorry for the things that I did not say Like how you are the best t

Y R Ppl So Retarted
i was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly

Him
i can't say i'm doing better... i guess I am in ways... but in so many i'm still hurting. I still can't figure out why when I think of him that i get this feeling in my stomach.. I don't know if it's because I miss him still or it's anxiety or just anger... But it's every time I think of him.. the good stuff and the bad. Like I sit here and wonder what happened.. I still don't have closure. Last i knew we were golden. I still looked at him like those old couples who have been married fifty years look at each other.. the stars in my eyes... the look that says I would do anything for you and I love you so very much. I can't help but wonder where it went wrong. He left a blog comment on a blog of mine and used the term "our lives" then... then two weeks later it was twisted and I am where I am today. I guess I just need that closure. I think of how happy we were in the beginning when we talked for hours... when we walked the dam... when he and I used to just go when the kids were in schoo

Ghost
say hello to the ghost of what once was... kill the pain make it quick im so fucking sick of it you told me truths, which are turning to lies a fire grows from within me deep inside.... no more hatered no more pain no more of this. No longer a little girl, so scared slave is gone for good. this pain inside became too much to bare now i belong where i should... Say hello to the GHOST of what once was....

Three Little Words
I love you. i want to say that everytime I have ever said those words I have meant them. Wether I said them to you as a friend... a lover... a husband.... i meant them each and everytime I said them. I have come to realize there are so many types of love, I'm not sayiug grades or levels I'm saying types... I've had so many... the strong steady I know you will be there for me love... the you brought out the best and worst in me love... the we did some crazy shit love... the i don't ever want to loose you as a friend love.... the whirlwind love... the stars in my eyes love... the high school love... the you opened my eyes to the world love.... I'm so happy that i experienced them all... I wouldn't trade any of them for anything. And everytime I said I love you to you, I meant and mean it. I can't say I would choose any one of those loves over another, because they all are so very different... the most recent two i have had, those two have me so very twisted. the strong steady love and t

History Channel
I am watching a documentary call KKK: A Secret History on the History Channel and it's so sad to see people hate, just because someone look different than them or they think that a black person is less than human. With confederate flags waving, hood wearing and cross burning...and for what? I think, because I am not from this country, I might not understand the nuances, but I can understand hate and know that it is not right. I am not talking about just not liking someone. It's everyone's right not to like anyone for any reason, but no one has the right to hurt someone just because or deprive them of their happiness just because. I know I am rambling, but the documentary is hitting hard. *sigh* I can only hope for a better world for my children.

I Wanna Know What Love Is
I gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines In case I need it when I'm older Now this mountain I must climb Feels like a world upon my shoulders Through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life there's been heartache and pain I don't know if I can face it again Can't stop now, I've traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I'm gonna take a little time A little time to look around me I've got nowhere left to hide It looks like love has finally found me In my life there's been heartache and pain I don't know if I can face it again I can't stop now, I've traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I wanna know what love is I want you to show me And I wanna feel, I want t

Misc. Stuff
Just wanted to let everyone know I made it to Tn safely. I am not sure when I will be able to get online full time. I am using the Library right now to get access on here fubar. I am still looking for a job in Tn its tougher then I thought. WTF is the Im over qualified for jobs bullshit, thats some funny shit right there. I finally got to meet my online Sissy Cre... she is fucking hilarious gawd I love ya sissy. My roomie well, that is a different story, J/K. Yeah I meet him off Fubar too. He is pretty cool. I am trying to get online as much as I can so be patient with me. So SHOW ME SOME LOVE ya FOOKERS LMAO. ICE I just wanted to let everyone know that I will be moving today. I am leaving south dakota to go to TN. So please wish me luck send lots of love to my page. And pray for me lol i will need it. I will get back on as soon as i can. Love to you all Ice

Truth I Forgot A Shot..
oKAY BEFORE I ATTACH ANYTHING I JUST WANT TO STATE: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PRIVATELY TALK WITH ROB ABOUT THESE ISSUES. HE FLAT OUT REFUSES. BUT HE IS HOWEVER CAPABLE OF ACCUSING ME OF WELL YOU DECIDE IF IT EVEN MATTERS TO YOU. IT MATTERS TO ME MY CHARACTER AND MORAL FIBER IS IN QUESTION.. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE, MEET THE REAL ROB! I SENT THIS WHEN I COULD NOT GET A REPLY.. AND HE SENT THIS BACK.. SO WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? I BACKED OFF. ONLY FOR HIM TO UNBLOCK ME AND NOSE AROUND MY PAGE THIS MORNING. WELL I MADE MY WAY TO HIS PAGE AND WELL NOT ONLY WAS I SHOCKED WHEN I SAW HER PAGE I WAS DISGUSTED.. AND WHEN YOU READ THE WORDS HE WROTE ITS JUST PATHETIC AND MY ANGER TURNED TO PAIN: I HAVE YET TO RECEIVE ANYTHING BACK BUT I KNOW ITS COMING. AND I AM ONLY POSTING 1 MORE PIECE OF INFORMATION WITH DATES AS FAR BACK AS JULY TO HELP SHOW THE TYPE OF CHARACTER ROB HAS. I HAVE SO MUCH MORE THAT I AM HOPING NOT TO HAVE TO POST

Poems And Songs
Sometimes we all feel like this..esp lately... You are the one everyone wants to be I am the one they say, "I'm glad that's not me." When I go to sleep, I dream about you When you go to sleep, I bet you dream about you, too Your life is filled with good times and cool clothes My life stands still, just watching where your life goes God please, let me live in your world for one week This life all yours, and it's a tease for those like me... And it's a tease for those like me... Sometimes I picture myself beating you up I see myself slamming your head off the ground And you beg and you plead and you cry constantly I'll make you say that I'm the best and make you say you wish you were me And then, in your mind, I see me fucking your girl Your cool car is now mine and so is your popular world All your friends, they love me, and love that I HATE YOU I'm like superhero, God that ass motherfucker red, white and blue You don't know me, but I know you It's a reel

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life...
OK, well today started off as a really crappy day. I stopped in Prinn NV to scope out the casinos a lil bit, and take a little nap, before driving the last 4 hours to make my delivery in Riverside CA. When I woke up at 3 A.M. to finish the last leg of our trip, Stephanie was no where to be found. The sad thing is that I knew exactly where she was before I even started looking for her. But I looked anyways... hoping and praying that my instinct was wrong,for almost 3 hours. I scanned the casinos floors, the restaraunts, the bars, and the ladies restrooms of all 3 casinos. I enlisted the help of security, who paged Stephanie over and over. Finally, I had to leave at 5:45 A.M. to make my delivery appointment on time (actually, I was 6 minutes late). I was forced to leave Stephanie's things (most importantly, her insulin) at the security desk at Whiskey Pete's so she could retrieve them when she finally showed up. (Stephanie's mom and dad were convinced I had murdered Stephanie and b

I Cant Believe This!!!
damn.why was i too late to join this fubar thang! uhmm.i mean i was a member here but i thnk i ddnt open that acct for lyk some months..damn.cant believe i only got 21 friends 10 fans and 2 families..dammit!ugghh. maybe this blog will ake me famous..? okk.add me ppol.comment me comment my pics be my fan and such..and gimme gifts,ok?okk.

A Work From Holly
i got some more pics and if your lucky enough u just mite get to see um up late again all alone sittin here in a white tank top tight lil booty shorts red lace thong and im teasin myself gettin nice and wet any one wanna know how it went last nite lets just say i didnt fall asleep tell almost noon

To Let Ya's Know
TO LET YA'S KNOW... i am not a damn spy for noone.. i don't get that.. why people would say that. i come on to fubar to have fun and meet new people... not to have drama. i have my own "REAL" life drama.. i like to bomb just to bomb....not to take no sides. you guys can take this or leave it. leave the drama outta me...if you would like me to bomb for the hell of it leave me a message on here (and NO MY SHOUT BOX AIN'T WORKING.. GEEE I WONDER WHY?) or you can hit me up on yahoo...sweet_thang_782003. aol... t2mart ya'lls have a great morning .... love ya's hey all.. two of yous already have done this for me... please all.. share.. and be real! thanks ... 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable 5)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you 7)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos

Things You Might Wanna Know About Me
I do not get it...... Why do ppl lie? What is it that they get from it? How can the live with themself once they have lie'd? Do they realize that it hurts the ones they care about? If they don't care about them, then Why lie? I just don't get it........ WHY??? (no I have not had a recent event that brought this up, it is just a question that I have never got'n an answer to) Create Your Own We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with an impure mind And Trouble will follow you As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart. We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with a pure mind and happiness will follow you As your shadow, unshakable. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How he threw me down and robbed me." Live with such thoughts and you live in hate. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How

Unconventional Wisdom
once you been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or facts or habits about yourself.at the end you you choose at least 5 ppl..listing their name. dont forget to leave a comment wth them,tht says your it..then ask them to read yourblog.you cant tag the person tht tagged you... 1. I hate people lies to get what they want 2 I don't like the mets 3. I have a drink now & then 4 I love soca music 5 I have 1 kid 6.I enjoy good basketball game 7. my fav color is gold 8. I love the yankee's 9. I love caribbean food 10.I like a good action movie onesexy grumpy scotty kandy wildman One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husban

So Much Fun
Went to my nephews first wrestling match last night I had so much fun. If anyone in missouri illinois are is interested in a fun time let me know the next match is dec 1. We had such a good time. thanks susie

Inspiration
Authentically you Causing others to lose is not the way to win. The way to win is to create value where there was none before. What you truly desire you cannot take from anyone else. Your effort and your commitment are what will fulfill your dreams. The mere tokens of success are feeble substitutes for success itself. Real success always comes from the inside and spreads outward. Don't waste your time chasing a fleeting, superficial image of fulfillment. Put your energy into creating and living the magnificent substance of your dreams. The moments you'll always treasure are the moments when you allow yourself to be authentically you. Choose to fill your life with those golden moments. Let go of the self-defeating desire to take what anyone else may have. What you have and what you can do with it are so very much better.

Bright And Beautiful
Bright and beautiful future Those who preach endlessly about how bad things are, do so mainly to advance their own power and influence. Instead of being frightened into submission by the negative scenarios, choose to follow the positive possibilities. Life has always been challenging, and it will continue to be. Yet that is no reason to be gloomy or fearful, for in every challenge there is great opportunity. Whatever you focus on will grow stronger and more influential in your world. Choose to focus on creative, innovative, loving, respectful and beautiful ways to move forward. Those who obsess over assigning blame only end up making the problems worse. What you can do now is far more important than who is at fault. If you give your energy to fear and hatred, whatever you fear and whatever you despise will grow bigger and more imposing. Is that really what you want? The future is as bright and beautiful as you decide to see it. See it, live it, and make it so.

The Goodness
The goodness deep within Be honest with yourself. And you will see the wonder that is all around you. Drop any pretense of cynicism. And allow your spirit to marvel at the exquisite, graceful beauty in even the smallest of things. Much of what you long for is already well within your reach. Let go of the doubts, fears, and assumptions that keep you locked out of life's best possibilities. Look at the world with eyes full of wonder, gratitude, hope and purpose. What you truly desire is exactly the same as what you are destined to accept and create. Become comfortable and familiar with the goodness that is deep within you. It resonates perfectly with the intractable goodness that holds the world together. Though there may be constant turmoil on the surface of life, all is well deep within. Connect with the goodness that is inside you, and you'll discover the positive possibilities all around.

What Is Your Dream
What is your dream?There has never been a better time to follow your dreams. Incredible tools that help you to express your dream, and to connect with others who share and appreciate it. The world is looking for vision and direction. We've figured out how to do things, we're looking for people to tell us why. The time is ripe for dreamers who dream big dreams, captivating, compelling dreams. Everyone has a dream. We all have dreams as children. The trouble is, they often get buried. We become disenchanted with our dreams because they don't magically appear. Realize that just having the dream isn't enough -- you need the discipline and the commitment to follow that dream. And remember -- if you're not following your own dream, you're following someone else's

Where Is Your Mind???
Where your mind is What do you think about your current situation? What do you think about the possibilities that are available to you at this moment? What you think has a direct and undeniable connection to what you do. So it pays to keep your mind focused on the highest and the best. Where your mind is right now is where your life will soon be. The thousands of thoughts that you think each day provide the stage upon which you perform. The outer performance is driven by the inner thoughts. Thoughts of confidence, effectiveness, strength and positive achievement will lead to truly great performances. Consider all the things you say to yourself as every day goes along. Each one is an opportunity for you to direct your mind in precisely the way you choose. Use all your thoughts, the little ones, the big ones, and all the rest, to put your mind in a positive, empowering place. Enjoy the journey as your great thoughts lead you surely and steadily to greatness

Whatever You Decide
Whatever you decide If you allow others to define happiness for you, then you're not going to truly experience it. If you allow others to dictate what your dreams should be, you will never reach them. The way to surely and reliably realize your dreams is to choose the ones that have real meaning for you. The way to know happiness is by allowing it to be what you want it to be. Happiness is whatever you decide it is. And as such, it is always well within your reach. In any circumstance, happiness is yours to define and to know. No outside factor, no other person, no twist of fate can keep happiness away from you when you allow it to flow out from you. Putting conditions and restrictions on happiness keeps it at a distance away from you. Let go of the restrictions, and happiness is free to fill your awareness. The smallest, plainest, simplest moment can be fertile ground for the most extraordinary happiness. Let happiness be from you, and it will absolutely be with you.

The Power Of Humility
The power of humility In genuine humility, there is enormous power. Free yourself from the demands of your ego, and there is no limit to where you can go. Let go of your desire to control others, and you vastly improve the ability to control, focus and direct your own actions. Let go of the illusion that you already know it all, and you open yourself to higher levels of enlightenment. Move beyond the need to blame, and you gain a greater degree of responsibility. Get past the impulse to place judgments on others, and you're able to focus much more clearly on matters of real and lasting value. Give up the thought that you're better than everyone else, and a whole new world of opportunity opens up to you. Stop seeking unfair advantage, and you're free to develop an unstoppable effectiveness. Quit demanding the most and start expecting the best. You'll experience a level of true abundance that you never before could have imagined. Live each moment with humility, love

Deep Inside
Deep inside There are things you can see, things you can hear, things you can touch, taste and smell. And beyond all those, there are things you can know. There is wisdom within you that requires no outside validation. There are things your heart knows that nothing can dispute. Don't become so caught up in material, worldly matters that you ignore the miraculous living presence always glowing inside you. Pay attention to the incomprehensible essence that is your life. In your hands you hold things that, sooner or later, will rust and decay. In your heart you can keep things that are timeless. Food, clothing and shelter sustain and protect your body. Be sure to sustain and nourish your spirit just as diligently. Deep inside the person the world sees, is the real and indivisible person you are. Let your inner self play an active and positive role in all you do.

Light A Candle
Light a candle I am writing this by candlelight. On my desk are two sources of illumination -- a computer that is powered by one of the most complex and powerful devices ever made by man, and a candle. A candle is the essence of simplicity. Just some wax and a string. It is easy to make, easy to use, and easy to understand. Candles give just enough light, but not too much. They are dependable and beautiful. What is it that draws us to candlelight? We keep vigils with candles, worship with them, dine with them, put them on our birthday cakes, and keep them around as backup illumination. Perhaps candles are so fascinating because they are a metaphor for life itself. We light them, they burn brightly for a while, then grow dim and finally burn out. They are at the same time robust and fragile. Each candle flickers in its own unique way, and when many of them are burning together the results can be magnificent. Keep your candle burning brighly!

U Are Somebody
You are somebody There's no need for you to strive to be somebody. You are somebody already, with your own unique gifts to offer life. What a waste it would be to spend your whole life seeking to be someone you're not. What a true joy it is to spend your moments expressing and fulfilling the authentic person you are. Today is a day to dance your own dance, to sing your own song. Live the joy that is yours to live, and create the beauty that is yours to give. Pay no attention to the fleeting, superficial vision of success that the world seeks to sell you. Build a success that has real meaning for you by being true to who you are. Most of the disappointments you've experienced have been the result of striving to follow someone else's dream. Let go of the need to do that, and feel the freedom, the amazing effectiveness, and the exhilaration of living a purpose that is truly you. You are somebody unique, valuable, beautiful and worthy of the best life has to offer. Now is th

Imagine
Dare to imagine In your mind you can go anywhere. And where your mind consistently goes, the rest of your life will follow. There is no limit to what you can imagine. And what you imagine, you have already begun to create. Allow your thoughts to travel often to beautiful and magnificent places. In your mind, construct all the rich details of the life you wish to live. In order to reach for a dream, you must know what it looks like, how it feels, and where it is. Long before you actually get there, your mind can enable you to experience all these things. Every success is first a success of the imagination. What wonderful pathways will you dare to imagine? Set your imagination free, and it will show you who you are. Let imagination guide your efforts, and your dreams will be fulfilled.

Live On Purpose
Live this moment, live this day on purpose. Choose to create the world around you according to your most deeply held values. Life is not a random accident. Whatever is happening in your life at any time is the result of some specific set of thoughts and actions. Instead of complaining about your circumstances, get busy and create some new ones. Reach down into the purpose that is within you and connect that purpose with all you do. When your actions have no real basis in meaning, then the slightest setback can stop you cold. By contrast, when you give true purpose to each day, even the most difficult challenges will serve to lift you ever higher. Your most treasured dreams are yours for a very good reason. You are the one special person who can make them real. Do yourself a big favor and give this day a meaningful purpose. Feel the stimulating, dynamic energy of life as you truly make a positive difference in your world.

Make It Count
Don't miss out on the value in this moment by wishing that it had somehow been different. Live it for all that it can be. Don't let this beautiful day slip uselessly through your fingers while consumed with worry about what tomorrow will bring. Make full use of the time you now have, and that will put you in the best position to face anything that may come. Whatever your age, or level of physical ability, or financial situation, there is something positive and valuable you can do right now. Consider all the beautiful choices that life is currently making available to you, and then seize the best of them. You already know how satisfying it feels to make a positive difference. Realize that you now have the opportunity to experience that satisfaction again, right where you are. Life is happening all around you right now. This moment is precisely what you make it. Make it full, and rich, and memorable and valuable. Give your best to this moment and truly make it count.

Work Your Way Through
Work your way through Some of your efforts will bring valuable results. Other efforts will bring valuable experience. No effort is wasted when you choose to value it. Everything you do serves to eventually move you forward. Anticipate what might go wrong and take steps to avoid those things. But don't make the mistake of avoiding action altogether just because there might be problems. When the goal is worthy and meaningful, get busy and make it happen. Focus on the end result, expect the best, and make the commitment to deal with any obstacles that might arise. Sure, it's easy to compile a list of excuses for not taking action. But that will get you precisely nowhere. Though you know it won't always be easy going, take bold steps forward anyway. Be willing to meet the resistance that you know will come, and to work your way through, and real achievement is surely yours.

Life
On Monday, January 14, 2008, I was arrested for domestic violence against my soon-to-be- ex husband, as well as a felony tampering with a 911 call...well here's the real story: I get home after having an argument with my fiancee, and we were gonna go in the room and talk about our fight. I had told my ex (Kevin) to stay out of it b/c he always likes to get the middle of things. He refused and started up, and of course I started yelling at him. My girlfriend had been calling my phone but I couldnt answer it bc it was just about dead. So Kevin takes my phone from the table behind me and I tried to get it back from him. We ended up wrestling for the phone bc I was going to go in my room and charge the phone so i could call my gf back. He knew the phone was dead, he NEVER specified tht he was going to dial 911, AND he NEVER attempted to DIAL 911...so I dont see how the charge is gonna stick...anyways we continued to fight and i was hitting him tryhing to get him off of me...then when Da

Stuff About Me
Yeah I know this is supposed to be on my profile but I didn't have enough room lol. Anywho, I love to spend time with my man and my kids. I would kill for my family. I love them more than anything in the world....ALL of my family. I also love Nascar. Dale Jr kicks ass (let the legend live on). I also love Indie....God Danika Patrick is fuggin HAWT! LOL!! I love music....LIVE for it! I love Rock, Metal, Country, Rap, R&B, Techno, Gothic Industrial, and Oldies. I also play bass guitar and I sing lol. I love to make new friends, but I will let you know right now that I DO NOT take ANY bullshit from ANYONE. You piss me off....you're gonna be sorry. But other than that, I'm a very easy person to get along with. I'm somewhat shy at first but I warm up QUICKLY lol. Anything else you wanna know, just ask.

Why Me
HIM LYRICS "Don't Close Your Heart" I know how it feels to be on your own In this cruel world where hearts are bound to turn to stone Where you are alone And tired of breathing It's all going wrong And you just can't stand the pain any more You're too numb to believe in In anything Baby just don't close your heart Baby just don't close your heart Baby just don't close your heart Darling don't let me down I know how easy it is to let go Surrender to despair lurking at your door To lose your soul and all your feelings Strenght all gone And so many things left unsaid And deeds undone You've stopped caring 'Cause it's all in vain Baby just don't close your heart Baby just don't close your heart Baby just don't close your heart Darling don't let me down You are so alone And tired of breathing It's all going wrong And you just can't stand the pain Baby just don't close your heart Baby just don't close your heart Baby just don't close your heart

What I Hate
what i fucking hate: men that raise their fist to a woman. men that can't fuckin tell the truth. men that fuckin play head games. i hate posers! men that choose their "toys" and bitches over their family.. anyways i need to hush because this will turn into a male bashing thing... and not all men are the same. just because one asshole acts dumb don't mean they all are one!!

Friends
Dear Friends, I strive to rate most if not all my friends pics. However lately noone had been returning the favor. Ive entered this situation lightly and started rating 5-10 pics of friends to see if id get the same response and still nothing. As of 1 week from today, all those who dont return the favor i will take back my rate and unfan. For all those who return the favor i will continue rating ALL of ur pics. For those who have been loyal THANKS MUCH!!!!

Saying "thank You" To Our Soldiers Overseas
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, http://www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them..

11-18-07
Daily Horoscope: Cancer For November 18,2007 There's plenty you still don't know yet -- that's how life stays interesting. It's a good time to explore new territory, as your emotional strength is peaking and you can tell that things are getting better. Sure hope so 8-P

Just For Today
Here are some simple ways to bring happiness into your life. I Thought I'd share with you the words of Dr. Mikao Usui, founder of the Usui Reiki Ryoho Gakkai method of Reiki: Just for today do not anger - Just for today do not worry - Just for today, be humble Just for today, be honest in your work Just for today, Be compassionate to yourself and others Earn your living honestly - Show gratitude to every living thing.

Pray For Soldiers
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. a soldier is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere; In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes or a pack of smokes. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. Brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated or GUNS & AMMO in his back pocket. When he wants s

Leveling Up
Ok this wonderful kind woman has helped so many people on here with there leveling and has never once asked to return the love back at all. As of right now she needs 11 million points to level. Which YES that is alot of points to come down and YES she is one of the highest people on this site. Really that shouldn't matter at all. If that really matters and ur her friend on here and she has helped u out. then really ur one of the people that should go by her page and do something about it. if not. then u should remove her as a friend and so on But really there is 1.6 million people on this site and if everyone on this site goes and rates 1 album of hers or even some of her stash. Then this could be done. ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar So if u can PLEASE go by her page and show her some luv by rating some of her stuff. Lets all see if we can get BOOBOO to level 27 within a few days!!! Amitola Nidawi NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jose Dos Santos
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........ . " WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX "!! When you hate your job.... When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work,

Phobias
I am Aichmophobia which is a great fear of needles, Ornithoscelidaphobia which is a great fear of Dinosaurs, and i'm deathly afraid of driving off a bridge or cliff into a lake or ocean and being stuck underwater, trying to get out before i drown.

What The Heck
Ok how could guys think they we women are soo stupid. HELLO!!! OK, WELL I STUMBLED ON THIS IN A BULLETIN AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.. SO I SAID WHAT THE HECK AND DID..LOL...SO C'MON, I KNOW YOUR BORED...NOW LETS PLAY.HAHAHAHA.. 1.) Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin 2.) Pick their most KISSABLE picture and post a comment saying MUAH! *NOW THE FUN PART* 3.) Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get!!!

New Job
hey so yeah i start my new job tommorow so i wont be around much any more.... but i will be here as much as i can so like say hello whenever you see me or whenever you are bored or summin lol yeah see ya soon xxxx

Roommate Needed (again!)
Roommate Needed (AGAIN!) i know that i already done one of these but there's been a change in circumstances and the girl that wanted the position...well, she can't afford to anymore. if i remember correctly, the following is what i wanted in a roommate: between the ages of 20-30 preferably no kids absolutely NO pets can afford min. of $320/mo willing to live in the beautiful Anderson, MO area you can ask your questions here in this blog and i will return them as soon as i can.

Lemme Explain A Few Things,these Words Come From The Heart, Please Read!
Hey all heres my cell phone number! Im not always online so this is the best way to reach me!!! 770-873-9698 Let me explain a few things, these words are coming from the heart, please read! Current mood: contemplative Category: Life I was in real deep thought last night and this morning and i figured its time i start to be very brutally honest about a few different topics, now what i'm going to say here runs a risk of possibly offending some of you out there....some of you women and some of you guys may not agree with what im sayin and might get pissed BUT sometimes the TRUTH does hurt and offend.......So sit back pop a cold one, light up a blunt/bowl/bong or ciggarette, snort a quick line, pop a couple pills or do whatever you do and take what i say here today to heart. Yes i am a Nice Guy, i will never contradict that fact, am i a sweetheart? Of course i am! its in my human nature to be compassionate. Am i affectionate?? Yes very much so, i love cuddling and touchi

Job Interview...by Daisy Girl!
"Shit," Michelle said aloud as she stepped out of her car into the pouring rain of Louisville, Kentucky. She was already late to her interview due to numerous accidents on the freeway. Michelle ran to the entrance of the tall brick building, her heels clicking furiously on the wet pavement. The area looked relatively decent, she thought to herself as she stepped under the awning. The bushes surrounding the building her neatly trimmed, and the paint wasn't chipping, so at least there was that. She went inside, to the secretary’s desk. "I'm here for an interview with Mr. Turner." The young woman didn't look up. She continued her oh so important process of filing her firecracker red nails. Michelle cleared her throat. The secretary sighed. "Sit down on the couch, he'll be with you shortly." "Thanks." She walked over to a brown leather couch, and sat down on the end. As she waited, she inspected her surroundings. The ceiling was fairly high, with wine colored walls, and p

If You Had Me Alone
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX. CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. Don't Be Shy All In Good Fun....... REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME ALONE

Hell Yea
CONFRONTATION don't be..... silent. FIGHT. (violence, mêlées, & disturbances of the peace) v1. here's your introduction to destruction & the hate sustaining me are we safer or in danger? drowning in atrocities? riot gear, the slaves are here piling corpses high its the rich man's war but its the poor that fight more capitalist crimes, more enemies than allies no WMD's - who gives a fuck if they die just kill em all - watch em fall skin the world with their lies its a rich man's war but its the poor that fight (chorus) stand up speak out strike back stand up speak out strike back they don't know what they started CONFRONTATION. v2. my religion of resistance challenging everything radicals & dissidents of creativity we are the children of the siege you hide in this rich man's war where the poor just die more deception & greed more wars & disease more lies from the hive mind that seek to deceive

6 Months Of Frustration
I should turn the blade from me to you. punish you for all the things you do. twist the knife and watch you lose your mind. this is your dead end and i feel fine. there is another sky ever serene and fair and there is my sky though it be darkness here never mind my faded forests never mind my silent fields there there be a little forest whose lear is ever green here there be a dismal garden there frost has never been i hold fading flowers there i hear the bright bee hum i must find the other sky I am still wandering In front of you here I am still waiting For you to appear Pre Chorus I need someone to see me standing here I need someone to save me from my fear Doesn't matter to me Doesn't matter to you anyhow No one can see me standing here No one can save me from my fear Doesn't matter to me Doesn't matter to you anyhow I'm still waiting for you to NOTICE ME NOW NOTICE ME NOW Weak and powerless thats who I am I can not stay

Fellatio Secrets
One of the first problems encountered when learning to perform fellatio was a gag reflex, especially when dealing with men who seem to always want to force their penis as far as they can get it in. (Especially at the moment when they cum!) According to the statistics, the awkwardness of this situation is confirmed by considering that the average length of your oral cavity is three to three and a half inches while the average penis, in North America, is approximately five and a half inches. As difficult as it may sound, many have overcome the gag reflex and can take most if not all of their partner into the land of deep-throating. Getting over this hump simply takes practice, ideally on an object that isn’t attached to something that has the tendency to push deeper when you want to abort… If your partner doesn’t fall victim to the urge to palm your head like a basketball, live training can work… but if all else fails, a popsicle can be a good starter. Just remember t

Family Only
ok this blog is for the friends i got in family!i recently made a fubar family album and i want to put to normal pics of all of u in there. as the photo comment ill put the link to your page. so ppl know who u are and posssible add u. any ways i had to make this because i got in trouble yesterday for rippin someones 2 pics... most of you that are on this list i already asked. so if i asked u already just ignore this blog. THANK YOU for taking the time to read this. its important cuzz i wanna add you all in my album.... oh by the way i got 4 spots left anyone wanna be in my family? 1. '~SWEET SEXY LATINA~NIGHT WALKER BOMBERS~FU-WIFEY TO SOUJAMAN~LATINA MAFIA ~CLUB FAR~' 2. '♥MISS CHERRY™♥' 3. Chrissy '*Fubar Plus Size Pinup Girl*' Im a Fu-King Tornado?!?!?! Woot Woot!!! Rate My Profile Please over here- 4. '♥HOT Marina♥Lust goddess♥ *GF to Gary* ♥member to Club F.A.R' 5. Hard 2 Handle 6.'۞St

Comedy
so i realized today that i havent written anything here lately.....actually i havent done much of anything lately...its depressing as hell. day in and day out its the same routine. not something i'm unaccustomed to but something that i dont enjoy when the routine is left to the whim of my own boredom. well i've decided to try to change that along with a few other things in my life. first and foremost theres a 98% chance i'm going to re-enlist with military this month. which means i'm headin for MP school in september. i have annual training coming up in august which should be fun. i must say as much as i've hated the military at times and wanted to get out now that the time has come that my enlistment is ending i realize that the military actually helped me in ways i couldnt see until now. it gave me structure to my life. something to do. help when i needed it. and at this point if i do re-enlist and they want to send me back overseas well fuck it i'll go in a heartbeat.

Philosophy
As one begins to concieve of something we begin to declare a certain formula or basis if you will of how things come to be. If one were to take a manufactured object such as a rifle or book one would see the sum of a formula designed by an artisan or creator if you will. all things of creation are the product of some form of equation. some obviously more complicated and sophisticated than others but in the end still the same, a product. If one looks at the world this way then they would say that production preceeds existence. With this thought we ourselves, as humans are a product of extremely elaborate equation that includes all forms of life. We stand one of the most evolving creatures on the planet yet we ourselves cannot escape this equation. If this equation were to be altered or destroyed we ourselves would be destroyed or else between to evolve. The equation for human creation is changing and evolving just as we evolve as is necessary for life. (The effect of existentialism is t

Grandson!!
I had just walked in the door at 10 am in the morn from a hard night babysitting kids, with hardly any sleep at all.. I turn to go to the ladies room an my grandson walks out of his room which I didn't see an said to me MawMaw are you NOT suppose to tell me something today??? I then got a big grin on my face an hollered to him "Happy 9th Birthday M". An then he was happy he just started smiling really big. It dont take much sometimes to make a child happy does it?

Chosen One
Chosen one by: Flaming Lips (smog cover) Well, you're a wild horse On a collision course With the sun I wanted to ride that wild horse Into the sun But I no longer think That I'm your chosen one On no, I no longer think That I'm your chosen one Maybe it's best for you to ride Ride into the sun Because I no longer think That I'm your chosen one Oh no, I no longer think That I'm your chosen one

Just Stuff
i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day. i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you. i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on. i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough. i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference. i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls. You treat them like crap

Plz Rate This Pix!!!
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1087743&i=774034270 This pimpout is brought to you by AngelinOK. Join in!!!! It is really EASY, even I can do it! lol All you have to do is to add everyone on the list. Fan, rate, and add. Of course you will rate all a 10 or an 11. When done, go to my blog and let me know and I will add you to the list and repost soon. DO repost the bulletins. Have fun meeting great new friends! ¢¾ AngelinOK ¢¾ ~ Club F.A.R. ROCKS! ~ Member of The Sisterhood ~ FuBombers ~ @ fubar Sweet Mel ~ Official Greeter of Club F.A.R ~ Member of the Sisterhood @ fubar youngsoldier917*****CLUB F.A.R*****. @ fubar FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~** @ fubar *~AngL~* @ fubar Paul @ fubar TheSlayer @ fubar *Phantom* @ fubar Ozzy ( I love my baby ) Read m @ fubar misterfeet @ fubar seahawk1080 @ fubar Fatah @ fubar Cappy @ fubar Buffnu

Bid On Me Please
Please bid on me. Winner gets a salute from me, pimped out on my profile and A month VIP from the host. :) Please click on pic to bid. No comment bombing needed just a bid...muahhhzzz. Also Read the two first pics in the album for prizes and rules :) Lucy I am in a auction highest bidder gets the following from me. 2 salutes, one sfw and one sexy one. Saying i am owned by you on my page for a month. Pimped out for a month by me. One a day. 100 11's. A big pimping gift. 30 drinks 1 given a day. Also will recieve a VIP gift from host of auction. This is for fun so lets see who wants me ;). Come how me some love. Just click on the pic. Lucy

Leaving
I will be gone for 2 weeks for the Thanksgiving holiday. I will get on when I can an check my fubar I hope all my friends in America have a GREAT Turkey Day!!To all my other friends abroad I will miss you also....an ONE CERTAIN PERSON inpaticular I will miss an im sure YOU KNOW who you are heh P.K.A.B.

How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and Lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself. LIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good,

Blonde's Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! ! *********** March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" *********** April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!! *********** May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! *********** June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. *********** July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! *********** August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open. *********** September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? *********** October - Hate M &M's.....th

Precious-life
I used to be a very independent person needing only myself! What happened? I'm not even sure who I am how am I supposed to find someone to love? I want to feel loved, wanted, needed! I feel like I'm a bother to everyone. No one calls me except my mom and she only calls to make sure I'm up for work. I talk to her about my baby shower she's planning for me only because she has to I don't have anyone else. She's told me over and over " I'm not supposed to be the one planning this" if I hear her say that one more time I'm just going to scream at her that I don't need a fucking baby shower then. She complains about how much everything costs. She doesn't even seem excited about all of this. How am I supposed to be excited when no one else is? The father wont willingly talk to me I mean he has short responses to my text messages. Its as if he doesn't even think about his son unless I call or text him. Maybe it'll change after Jaydn is born. I'm glad his life is going good but the order of

Todays Message
BELIEVE!!! If I BELIEVE in myself I CAN DO ANYTHING I truly want to do. AND if I plan my goals and work my plan. I will SUCCEED! GirlyTags.com - Girly Comments & Graphics Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

If You Love Someone
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... ********** THE NEW VERSIONS..... ********** Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ................. If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ********** Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ................. Don't worry, she will come back. ********** Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free ................. If she ever comes back, ask her why. ********** Playful: If you love someone, Set her free ................. *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her Free again, repeat * ********** Bill Gates : If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. ********** Finance expert : If you love someo

My Bar Tab
This is fun to do. The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it! :) Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your tota l fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive dr

What Not To Put On A Resume
These are some (allegedly) real-life examples of: What NOT To Put on a Resume. => "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets." => "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store." => "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." => "Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting." => "Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet." => "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." => "I am a rabid typist." => "Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business." => "Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far." => "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one." => "References: None, I've left a path of destruction behind me." => "Don't take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers."

Grandma's Love
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend? Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, Hello, son, is your grandma home? The little boy replied, Yeah, but she is in the bedroom banging her boyfriend. Grandma's minister fainted.

When Girls Drink Too Much...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too. 4. In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more homeless than the goddess we were just four hours ago. 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much. 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song" 7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. 8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 9, We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin. 10. We think we are in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

Answers To Your Questions About Me.
Long story short?? Cause I'm fricken bonkers!!~LMAO~ Okay so I'm not completely bonkers but I assure you the drive there wouldn't be a long one! I assure you it isn't for the money! $727.00 a month isn't worth faking crazy, for those of you who have made such comments. I am on disability for a list of reasons a few of which include, aghoraphobia, social anxiety disorder, severe anxiety and depression, and bipolar. And since all of my jobs in my life have been people oriented and I no longer deal well with such things they put me on disability. What led to all those things? A lifetime of pretty shitty things, thinking that the best way to deal with them was to push it aside and laugh at life. Oooops I was wrong, and after one extreme event too many I had a nervous breakdown and became all of the above and then some. Although they say that I have had quite a few of those issues before my breakdown, I had learned to hide them and deal because I didn't want to appear needy, o

A Short Story....
This story has been circulating around for awhile. A great note for all to read. It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room ' s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. ? Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window

Adult Game
When Not To Call 911 This is something most people are taught in kindergarten, yet no one seems to be able to remember it. So, as a public service, I offer an elementary guide on when and when not to dial 911. If someone is bleeding copiously, on fire, unconscious, or dead - CALL. If someone just crashed into your house - CALL. If someone has just driven past your house and shouted a rude word at you - DON'T CALL. If your electricity has gone out - DON'T CALL. It's amazing how hard this is for some people to understand. What exactly do they think the police, EMTs, or firefighters are going to be able to do about their power being out? "Oh my god, we can't watch American Idol!!! Call 911, STAT!" Moving on. If you hear someone screaming, go ahead and CALL. But please try to tell us where the screaming is coming from! If it's late at night and you're getting slaphappy from lack of sleep and you start to wonder if 911 really works - DON'T CALL. Trust me. It works. What, do

Did I Do The Right Thing Or Not???
Im not feelin too good right now... I was shopping at albertsons and before I went in I noticed a young girl sittin behind a pillar and she wasnt doin too good... heard her sniffle, you could tell she was crying... she couldnt have been more than 17 or 18 yrs old if that. so I passed by and asked her if she was ok and she looked up and said yes... so I went and did my shopping... kinda killed me cause I have kids and Id die to see them outside alone and nothing goin on... on my way out she was playin with a match book still sittin inthe same place... I asked her again if she was ok knowing she had no place to go... so she said im alright just life ... yeah I told her , it sucks... she said yeah it did... so I was puttin the groceries in and asked her if she needed to make a phone call or something, she said no one would answer... Killed me,,, kept on puttin groceries in my truck and asked her if she was hungry... she looked up realy quick and said yeah... theres a chinese food place

Evil Kind Of Funnies
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." Mind you, I did not write it! 8-P

Poetry
Time has run out, for me. Everything's distant and I don't know what to believe. It's so hard, lost in the world confusion. And I need to leave, for a while. Life is so meaningless; there is nothing worth a smile. So goodbye, I'll miss you. And I'm sorry, but this is my fate. Everything is worthless, no one who wants me to stay. And I'm sorry, but I've waited too long. So here's my goodbye, no one will cry over me. I'm not worth any tears. It's been the years, of abuse. Neglected to treat the disorder, That controls my youth, for so long. I'm in a fleshy tomb, buried up above the ground. It's no use, why should I hold on? It's been five years, don't need one more. So goodbye, life's abuse. And I'm sorry, but this is my fate. Everything is worthless, no one who wants me to stay. And I'm sorry, but I've waited too long. So here's my goodbye, no one will cry over me. I'm not worth any tears. And I'm sorry, but this is my fate. Everyt

E-mail Creator (cool Site)
If you really want to see what religion can do? Wait for a couple more years to see the end of man kind. We are in battle now that we can't win. Why we have bleeding hearts. That won't let anything get done. In the mean time you have Terrorious coming up from Mexico and Iranian Backing Irackies and Packies. Do you know they have been fighting for as long as time. Now they are as one. We are in for a new war. That will be brought to your door step. Make sure you all go to your church and say I have sin. We took are Christian Beleifes and shoved it down the Hole World face and said this what we are telling you is the real thing. Now we all get to see what Religion can do. Do you like how the police in your town are? No I guess. That is what are doing around the world. WHY FOR MONEY AND TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE US. WE MIGHT BE A GREAT NATION. I don't think I have ever heard any country tell us not to rebuild their City. Why would they. But on the other hand. Do they pay for it NO. What do you

Why?
Why is it that when you really care about someone you feel so helpless to their needs? Why do you feel you can do nothing to make or keep them happy? I want to help them, be there for them, and keep them smiling, but I am being pushed away and it is making really sad inside. I always want to be a great friend to people and I understand we have our hard times and alot of us have been through alot of rough shit in our days, but why must we push away the ones that care about us the most. I guess this is one of life's mysteries that I will never understand.

* The Emerald Tablets Of Thoth The Atlantean *
T h e E m e r a l d T a b l e t s o fT h o t h t h e A t l a n t e a n Translation & Interpretation by Doreal A LITERAL TRANSLATION AND INTERPRETATION OF ONE OF THE MOST ANCIENT AND SECRET OF THE GREAT WORKS OF THE ANCIENT WISDOM TABLE OF CONTENTS PREFACE to the original - Emerald Tablets of Thoth the Atlantean http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablets.html#Preface INTRODUCTION to the origina - Interpretation of the Emerald Tablets http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablets.html#Intro TABLET I: The History of Thoth, The Atlantean http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablets.html#Tablet%20I TABLET II: The Halls of Amenti http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablet2.html TABLET III: The Key of Wisdom http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablet3.html TABLET IV: The Space Born http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablet4.html TABLET V: The Dweller of Unal http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablet5.html TABLET VI: The Key of Magic http://chapeltib

Just A Poem Of Mine
You were out there, And I found you. I think you were waiting just for me. Were you lonely out there? It was just a matter of time before I came. I'm here now, just for you. Now were together in a sensual dance. Twin souls, twirling slowly together forever. I knew it when I found you, you were waiting for me. Let twirl together in a wonderful dance.

Jason Mccune
Make video montages at www.OneTrueMedia.com ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Dr. Carmen Date: Dec 7, 2007 1:13 PM REMINDING YOU ALL ABOUT SWEET LITTLE JASON MCCUNES FRIDAY NIGHT OF PRAYER, TONIGHT! PLEASE CONTINUE TO PRAY FOR JASON AND ASK JESUS TO CONTINUE TO HEAL HIM. GOD IS WORKING THROUGH OUR PRAYER AND JASON IS HEALING. ITS NOT GOING TO BE RIGHT AWAY, BUT OVER TIME JASON WILL WALK AGAIN! HAVE FAITH!HIS MOM GOT HER CAST OFF SO THAT IS GREAT FOR HER!JASON GOT HIS PIC LINE OUT! SO PRAISE GOD THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO DO THAT!THEY SAY JASON COULD BE HOME AS EARLY AS 3 DAYS, THEY ARE LOOKIN FOR A NURSING HOME WITHIN THE AREA TO TAKE JASON IN FOR 1 CALENDAR DAY SO THEY CAN GET APPROVED FOR ASSISTANCE. SHE SAYS JASON IS DOING GREAT AND THEY ARE CONTINUING TO WEAN HIM OFF THE VENT, HE GOT A LITTLE DEHYDRATED OVER THE WEEKEND BUT HE IS STILL DOING GREAT. PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS FAMILY EVERY DAY BUT PLEASE JOIN US AND OTHERS ALL OVER AMERICA TO PRAY FOR JASON

I'll Be Away-
hey everyone! starting tomorrow, i'll be working 70+ hours/week until the beginning of december. i don't think i'm gonna have much free time to get online. *tears* lmao anyhow, wanted you to know...i'm not being a rude bitch & ignoring you. lmao i wish you all a happy thanksgiving!! please have a drink or two for me. talk to you when i get back! don't forget to come by & leave me love while i'm gone! i'll return it when i get back. muah-hugz-lickz-nibblez

All U Need To Know About Me
NAME: LANA AGE: 25 LOCATION: WELLINGTON,NEW ZEALAND SIBLINGS: 1 SISTER OLDS NAME: PAT AND JEMMA NATIONALITY: COOK ISLAND/SAMOAN. SEX: FEMALE MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE CHILINS: 1 Hi well that is who i am.lol. Now i am a mum and a single 1 at that. My daughter jemma is 6. She can be a pain in the assssssss. well thats all u need to know about me.lol. bye

Relationships
Many questions go through my mind. As I am sure it does many of you. What I don't understand is why is it so hard to find true love? When people look for a mate they look for things they have in common, same interests, and same passions. Compatibilty isn't such a big issue. If you really care for someone or love them you learn to enjoy the samethings or you just plain don't. But why try and change someone? For instance when someone ses you there are qualities they love about you. They decide wether to get to know you or not. But then when they take the step of dating they always try and change you. Every relationship is going to have differences that is what makes people interesting. But when u choose to be with someone it's because of what you have in common or the attraction you have. So why get together and then live together to just want to change that person. Then why not find someone thta has the qualities and likeness that you want? So make the person miserable and make them

No Real Profile Pic? You Wanna Be Friends?
No SALUTE or REAL Profile Photos? Friendship no longer accepted. Let me first say that I hate to have my picture taken. I just don't like the way they turn out most of the time. Yet I have nothing to hide. Therefore, I do have pictures on this site. Yes, the are me not my sister, my niece, my cousin, or the gal down the street~~ME! How many times have you looked at someone's profile only to find graphics in place of profile pictures? There are no REAL pictures? And you wanna be friends? How about someone who has people pictures, but they don't look like they are "REAL"? I have seen a few pictures that are real people, but have drawn on beards or mustaches. I kid you not.How about the ones that are taken so far away that you can't tell if it is really them? Oh , and how about those who use someone else's photo. Yes, I found someone on here that did that! No, I will not name him here as long as he and his friends leave me be. If you are one of his friends, do us both a favor and t

Why Is It????
1)What am I going to do now? 2)Will i ever find the love of my life again? 3)Why do i still love him? 4)Am i that stupid or am i just still in love with him? 5)Are we still going to be friends? 6)Will we still do stuff together with our kids? 7)How can i let go? 8)Will i ever be able to let go of the love i feel for him? 9)Will i ever get into a relationship? 10)Why does it seem that i can't get a relationship,but can get FWB's? I know this might sound depressing,but that is the way i feel right now!!! Why is it that men think, women are stupid and don't think they know anything? This that cares about you alot.He tells you he loves you,cares for you,and has you basicly living with him.Now have in mind you and him are not dating, but that he sleeps in the same bed as you.But OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH how he loves you. Then he go's out and messes around with another woman.Do guys think we are stupid that,we don't know what is going on??They always say Action

My Life In Music
so you open up whatever type of music player you have and put it on random or shuffle, and go in order... its pretty self explainitory... here is mine!!! Opening Credits: “Gossip Folk” Missy Elliott Waking Up: “Don’t Do Me Like That” Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers First day of School: “Come Sail Away” Styx Falling in Loving: “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” cover by Yellowcard Fight Song: “All The Small Things” Blink 182 Breaking Up: “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” Celion Dion Prom: “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” Jet Life: “Me So Horny” 2 Live Crew Mental Breakdown: “Get Me Outta Here” Jet Driving: “Bubble” Sean Paul Flashback: “calm Before The Storm” Fallout Boy Wedding: “Basketcase” Greenday Birth Of a Child: “Rain Man” Eminem Final Battle: “So Long Friend” Gym Class Heros Death Scene: “Ways and Means” Snow Patrol Funeral Song: “The Chicken Dance” Ray Castoldi End Credi

Check This Out!
KU is freakin 11 - 0!!! what now?!? taking over football AND basketball this year! MU here we come! you have been warned! we're going to the Big 12 Championship! ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK! 44 Things A Girl Would Die For 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel

Ceridwen Arawn... Bleeding In Eternal Serenity
What you seek is never clear Conveyed in riddles to you ear In your mind you must uncover But step lightly or your doom you may sear Great caution here I do advise For a delicate thing is a mortal mind What you see may be your undoing What you unearth may become your demise My blessing upon you I bestow For thin ice you tread in your implore Inquire lightly with vast care Or great consequence awaits your error Riddles here and a puzzle ancient Unsolved for centuries never deciphered To unravel this thread you must be wary Else you shall learn much more than your query Primeval knowledge dwells in depths forgotten Unknown to most but revealed when provoken To be naive will seem a gift Should you have to live with what you've woken Heed my counsel as it is given freely Forewarning to stem what may impend As free will is a precious thing to be treated reverely Take this as you choose to see it For my riddle has arrived at it's end This is actually

Soccer
My 2 beautiful step daughters each played in tournaments this weekend under14 and under19 Kayla the younger one won all three games went to the championship round and took 2nd against a team that was very aggressive and lost only a few games during the regular season. Way to go girl. Brianna the under19s also won all three of there games but had less points so they played for 3rd and fourth place. They took 3rd so proud of both of them. They each scored a goal sat. first of the season for both. Now we are on to the founders cup and winter league they keep us busy but it is worth it. They are awesome kids. They played their hearts out.

My First...
I was in an arguement today about religion. normally, I can kick anyone's ass in a debate over religion.. proving my point and so on. But today, I met this guy who suprisingly beat me! I was crushed. Honest to god, I take my hat off to him. He debated a great debate and I would do it with him over and over again. It was fun. Well done, Crazyeyez. I was on a field trip with my class today. We went to the Botanic Gardens in Adelaide for further, more in-depth study of Horticulture. We stopped to have lunch and the cafe' there sold beer! So, thinkin', "Alright, I got paid today.. I havn't bought or had a drink since I turned 18! I'm treating myself." So I did.. I bought my first ever beer by myself. I know that's not a big deal for most.. but I'm becoming more independant! It was a Light Beer Cascade. GOD! It tasted so goooood. Of course, if my boss teacher found out, I'd be in trouble.. but it was so worth it, feeling that cold brew lunge down my throat...

Different Drummer Ministry
Tattooing, piercing, and body modification have a spiritual essence. I am opening this ministry, Different Drummer Ministry, to preserve religious practices and to help with donations for people around the world. I refer to those rituals that are of ancient and of modern mankind.

Why The Drama?
So, I have been seeing all these drama bulletins lately. To be honest, unless it personally affects me I don't get involved and I really don't care. I will always be here for all of friends to talk to. My heart truly goes out to those that are harmed in anyway by the drama. It is heartbreaking to see a good person hurt by lies or by someone just being an ass. I personally think that if you cheat or knowingly spread malicious untruths about someone you should have your account deleted. However, before deleting any accounts you should have proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the offender deserves this punishment. I realize that with over a million people on fubar it is hard for the bouncers and other administration staff to keep up with everyone and everything. I am a patient person. I can wait...for a bit for someone to do the right thing. As I said before I will always be here for all you my friends. However, do not assume that I am immediately going to be on your sid

What Is The World Coming To?
ok, i am getting ready this morning and i am thinking here...yah hold on ya'll lol. anyways.. what is the world coming to? i remember back when we never had to get finger printed, crimminal background nor a drug test had to be done for a job.... so when did this all come about? or am i just dumb and its been here forever but just never paid any attention? so on this note... i am getting ready to get finger printed... already had the crimminal background and drug test done.. have a good day..

My Brother
Thank you to all my friends for your thoughts and prayers for the loss of my brother, Mike. This is the toughest thing I personally have had to deal with in my life and knowing there are those who truly care, helps more than you know. Thank you all! Vince GillGo Rest High On That MountainMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com The call came about 5:00 a.m. this morning, 11/19/07. My brother Mike has passed on to a better world. He has suffered long enough and is now at peace. Please say your prayers for my mother and my family. God Bless you Brother, Mike and may you rest in peace! I love you!

Watch Your Dogs, Please!!!
I am posting this in honour of my two boys, both of which are now gone. the reason they are gone is because i felt that it was wrong to keep them chained up. Well, they would have been better on a chain, then laying on the side of the highway. Anyone who knows me, knows that my dogs are my children, as with many of you fellow dog lovers. ( I have more pictures of my puppy, than I do of my daughters! ) This is a very hard thing for me to do, burying two of them within a month. And before you unleash on me, I DID pay aattention to the first death, I just thought that this was not a problem with the younger dog. Unfortunately, I was very wrong. No matter how well you think your dog is trained, there is always something that may appear more interesting than obediance.( In my case, there are deer running around the fields that adjoin our property, and he had not seen deer before. Apparently, a frightened deer lured him across the street, but he didnt make it.) It only takes ONE time

The Blood Pool
http://fubar.com/army_chick_shelia My ex invited me to this awesome site which I've become uber addicted to but after awhile she got bitchy and harassing. Threatened to get my account disabled because I "didn't have permission" to upload pictures of US even though I'm in them and 95% of them I took. During that spirt of harassment I blocked her. Since then she's been sending the majority of Mistr3ss's House of Pain members to rate everything I have on here a "1", send harassing/rude/hateful/threatening messages, and it's just been a complete nightmare. We made peace that lasted a few days but she's up to her psychopathic harassment again and even has added fuStalking to the list of her abilities (I'm assuming she has at least one fake account as my friend and I really don't want to get paranoid and delete every single one of y'all just because she's literally insane.) Anyways, I think it's time for me to stop taking her shit and start dishing it out. I humbly come beginning

Me In A Nut Shell
http://bulletins.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=4892215500&MyToken=2701b33d-1d2d-4c98-b452-2a5c44d015aa ^link to the requestors plea!! This is who I am.. My name is Keri-Anne Marie Dostie and I am a 20yr Gemini originally from Boston MA but stuck @ Ft Drum ny... if you're curious to know more... here are my addys darkoneLoki@aim kamd267@yahoo www.myspace.com/keri_anne facebook under Keri-Anne Marie Dostie

Three Morals
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! The morals of this story: 1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. 3) And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.

My Lyrics
There's always somebody taller With more of a wit And he's equipped to enthrall her And her friends think he's fit And you just can't measure up no You don't have a prayer Wishing you had made the most of her When she was there They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched your bird And he'd probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts You're better off without her anyway You said you wasn't sad to see her go Oh no He might be one of those boys That's all pretty and vain Likes to go in the sunbed And stays out of the rain So that he don't get his hair wet You wouldn't want that At least he hasn't got a Nova Or a Burberry hat They've got engaged No intention of a wedding He's pinched your bird And he'd probably kick your head in Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts You're better off without her anyway You said you wasn't sad to see her go But of course you were Have you heard what she's been doing? Never did it for m

Special Thank You To My Friends!
I really don't know how to start this out or ever know where to begin with the thoughts i have. The past couple of weeks it just been non stop thoughts running through my head. Looking back on my life and seeing all the little mistakes i made. Which i shouldn't do, but it's so hard not too when you have lost to much in your life. You try not to dwell on it or make it worse then it is. Always look at it from a positive light, but sometimes you can't always do that. You need to take the bad with the good. Trying to be strong and being strong are two very different things. I guess there is apart of me that is strong, but there is apart that is trying. Life is so different for me at this moment in time. I look back on the years of my life and think why was i so angry, when i had everything i could have ever wanted? Why did i treat some people the way i did? Why couldnt' i just smiled and be happy with what was given to me instead of screwing it up? Then i turn around and think it wouldn't

Most Functional Word In English Language
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE ... THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the righ

American Soldier Christmas Cards...
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Aven ue,NW Washington , D.C. 20307-5001 pass it on