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Bombers
OK HERE IS THE DRILL, AND SOME OF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, AND I AM SORRY, FOR YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND IF I AM TALKING TO YOU. ALL OF YOU CAME INTO THIS FAMILY KNOWING THE RULES AND WHAT WE EXPECTED OUT OF YOU SO THIS IS NOT NEW. NOW THE WAY I SEE IT THERE IS A FEW THAT DON'T WANT TO BOMB OR MAYBE EVEN BE IN THIS FAMILY AND IF YOU DON'T ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY SO. NOW THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO. SOME, I AM SURE, ARE GOING TO BE LEAVING THE FAMILY FOR I AM VERY TIRED OF GETTING OTHER FAMILIES TO HELP IN OUR CONTEST AND SEEING ONLY THEM AND 1 OR 2 OF THIS FAMILY IN THERE. THIS IS YOUR DAMN FAMILY, WHY SHOULD WE HAVE TO DEPEND ON OTHERS SO MUCH? THAT IS WRONG, WE ARE BIG ENOUGH AND HAVE JUST AS STRONG OF BOMBERS AS ANY ONE DOES. BUT WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO APPLY YOUR SELF OR JUST LEAVE 20 OR 30 COMMENTS THEN YOU ARE SEEN POSTING BULLETINS AND LOADING PHOTOS AND ECT.. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN FIND IS YOU HAVE NO LOYALTY OR RESPECT FOR THIS

Who I Respect.
I respect my family, people who help others, soldiers, firefighters, EMS, cops, friends of mine and AC/DC and thats about it. I get tired of people I don't even know telling me I should respect them. Women like "KinkStar Sin ** Rate/Fan/READ PROFILE." who go on here and show strangers pics of herself getting plowed and shoving a dildo in herself, in my eyes don't deserve my respect. No matter how much she asks for it. So if I have no clue who you are and you want my respect, don't bother!!!

People
When the last day is gone the words of yesterday will return then the true knowledge will reveal The knowledge is unveiled at last the true beauty is known the lust of the world is shattered through trials and tribulations of the world the men and women seek for each other the last breath unveils truth When forever comes we will find truth in what we do not know people take things a bit too serious for me. for instance i posted a mumm to see who would date me. Yea i am single but im not looking for someone right now, i have 2 girls in mind of who i want to date and neither of them are on this site. People are saying oh hes so desperate. Im not desperate im weird, ill ask a question just to ask it nothing behind it and not because im desperate

Just Me
why do I keep attracting the wrong people all i want is to have some fun on here.Not looking for anything from a guy now if a girl wants to be friends thats different. But i'm tried of blocking people and guys talking dirty thats a complete turn off.I just want to be liked for me a bisexual woman who wants to play with a girlfriend and i love to flirt.

The 11 Th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't

Nobody Cares
why is everybody so mean on here???? No body really cares it"s all play and no one really wants to get to know you they just want a booty call.I think i'll just delete my profile and find somewhere else to go.

My Life
so a couple of days ago i noticed that my lower back was starting to hurt? figured it was nothing as we drove home from Ob lobster fishing. i come home and go to bed. well the next morning my back is fucking killing me i can barely move!!! i am freaking out as Mark my daughters father drops Alexis off (my kid) i put strait in the crib. well for the rest of the day i just chilled in bed trying not to move to much but thats hard when you have an 8 month old daughter whos teething.....sounds like fun huh??? anyways around 8 my back completely gave out i couldnt move, walk nothing or id get this sharp pain like someone was pulling my spine right out of my back finally i called mark and he came and got alexis and i called 911 and went to Alvarado ER....was there an hour and said fuck it and went home! there was a man there who had a migraine from hell and had been waiting 3 hours. fuck that.....so that was my hell last night but i am feeling a little better today and guess what thursday is

Myspace Blogs
these are copys of my blogs from myspace, since i'm done on myspace, i thaught i would move them over here to give you a little better idea of who i am. So enjoy kiddies ... I Raped your god .... hello kiddies and welcome to another installment from the asylum ... so today i just got home from work, after working a 12 hour shift, all i was thinking about was getting into the house and hitting the bed for some well needed sleep. anyway as i pull into the drive way i see theres this suv sitting in my drive way, im so tired i really dont care so i just pull in and start heading to my front door. thats when it happens next thing i know the doors spring open on this suv and out get 2 guys in suits and a woman in like a dres suit, well they ambush me before i can get to the front door. i knew it was going to be bad when i seen the pamplets in there hands and a bible. so any way they want to tell me a.bout "God" they go onto there whole speel before i can say anything as in how

His Journey"s Just Begun
Don't think of him as gone away, His journey's just begun. Life holds so many facets This earth is only one. Just think of him as resting, From sorrows and the tears In a place of warmth and comfort Where there are no days and years. Think how he must be wishing That we could know today How nothing but our sadness Can really pass away. And think of him as living In the hearts of those he touched For nothing loved is ever lost And he was loved so much

Memories
Time slips by but memories stay. Quietly remembered everday. Happy thoughts of time together Memories that will last forever. May the words of love blow softly And whsiper so you'll hear That I will always love and miss you And wish that you were here

Memories Held Near
The joys we shared together, The memoreis I hold dear. The love and happiness you gave me Will hold you always near. It broke my heart to lose you But you did not go alone. Part of me went with you The day God called you home

Pick Abd Choose
When you’re the boss you can pick and choose No matter whom else that has to loose The one that’s the best gets the spot or the fame That’s not always true but I can’t complain People are pasted up it’s all just the same Never given a chance to add to the game They might be the one to break through to the front Instead of a homerun their forced to bunt Bosses and people can change your day and your night But don’t let them keep you from doing what’s right The best is not what I want to be Good enough to be happy is enough for me To make myself and my parents proud Not to be just one of the crowd People make changes in my life you see Because they think their better than me This they are not and I know for sure I don’t change my ways to open the door I don’t lie or cheat to get to the top If that’s what it takes I’ll come to a stop And people will always change your stride Don’t change your values or loose your pride Something’s

Mother
You can only have one mother, Patient, kind and true. No other friend in all the world Will be so true to you. For all her loving kindness, She asks nothing in return, If all the world deserted me, To my mother I could turn. To those that have a mother, Treasure her with care, For you never know her value, Until you know that she's not there

Twilight Glow
My thoughts wander as daylight fades, To the land of long ago. And memory paints the scenes of old, In the gold of twilight glow. I seem to see, in the soft dim light, A face I loved the best, And I think of you when the sun's last rays Goes down in the far off west

Clone_trooper's Info Board
Well.....no takers so far on a Fu wife...TG and CDs are welcome as my Fu wife! So come on lets try again! Ladies I am looking for a Fu wife! Are there any takers? Interviews start now, and closes on 3 December, then I will let you my fans help me decide who will be my Fu wife! Hello everyone! I know that it is about time I started my blog here....however it's not good news. Between my daytime job with the Air Force, volunteer firefighting and going to school to be an EMT-B, my online and free time is short. I will jump on from time to time, but not for very long. I am on yahoo as curja_43 if you want to msg me. Take care and hope to hear from you all soon!

Blind Faith
Faith is Foolish the dissappointment is inherent and so it contaminates the spirit Truth is not Simple even when it is idealists are emotional not logical but those passions must adapt or die dramatically We all must Compromise to get what we want therefore you never get what you want Ideals must be flexible Truth is subject to perception Dreams are not static Faith should never be Blind

Shattered Reality
Well hello kiddies, here we are in a new venue, fuck that old one … I’m only beginning to settle in over here, but I have already made some wonderful friends over here. People that are really kind, the type of people that bring a smile to your face when you see them, and a little frown when they leave for the night. They funny thing is though they are scattered all over the world. I haven’t known them that long but I get the feeling they understand me a hell of a lot more then the people who I conceder friends that only live a few miles from me. Now isn’t that pretty fucked up. The people here, if they see you are feeling down and out, they actually take the time and make an effort to try and help cheer you up. Can I say that about the friends I have that live around here? No really I cant sure if its convenient for them they may, but in all realality, they’ll just ignore it and think it’s a passing phase. Witch you know it might be just a passing phase, if they would take

Experience
distortions - manipulations of the magnitude. multitude. identifiable? latent meaning manifesting in a way which leaves interpretation a process not of logic, but maybe you get it. maybe you don't. exploiting the expected endeavors of innocence. ignorance. a slip a coincidence make it what you want. strategy remains a skill not everyone can know it for what it is there's the rib - that made me what I am. to uncover... can this be the game? let who come over? still there whether or not you know they have found it and were also secretly informed. revel in the bliss tripping is easy and falling is fun - flat on your face - then you too shall know.

Atten All
Sorry for MIA But I am in the process of moving and I have been having internet problems. I won't be online much til the middle to the end of Nov. I will try and check in when I am able but won't be alot of online time. I am so excited about the move :)

What Card Are You?
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You

Hustlers
Love sat down beside me Love sat down beside me I did not know what to do It became a puzzle To be solved. How do you recognize the Beloved When he sits down beside you When she looks at you Do you know Each body thinks it knows The layers all think they know But I did not know It was a surprise. Intimate conversation is always a surprise Talking to yourself Listening to yourself reply Ears hearing Eyes softening Heart listening. Needing to be quiet and allow The voice of Love to speak. Spiraling between desire need and Calm acceptance Eager struggle and Serene observation Touching Love Holding hands with yourself Your other yourself. The Beloved wants to be known As itself, as it knows itself And creates a delicious requirement of morality and fantasy And tricks the Lover into revelation Exquisite revelation And then retreats to see What will happen How will this develop. So today I feel like breaking rules Tomorrow, well who knows When the

Sexy Supercar
Remember the recent Pininfarina Ferrari P4/5 and Maserati GS Zagato? Well, Lamborghini is now building a specialty car of its own: the Reventón, a limited-edition version to be sold to 20 lucky customers as a designer piece. Deciding not to wait until a coachbuilder picks up a Murciélago to convert it into something different, Lamborghini decided it could do the job better and started work on project code LP640/2, aka the M.O.A., which stands for "Meanest of All." Spokesman Dominik Hoberg said the designation was decided on because the car is expected to have "at least" 650 bhp. However, we now know the final name of the car to be the 2008 Lamborghini Reventón. We all agree that the look is stunning. All body parts are new, except for the windshield. Edgy, metallic-gray carbon panels form an extreme appearance inspired by modern aircraft design. The Reventón sports LED lighting front and rear, an all-new fuel inlet and black alloy wheels topped with carbon blades.

I Am The Girl
i am a girl that will love you for who you are not what you are i am a girl who will want to do the things you want to and enjoy it i am a girl who would try to fix you your favorite meal just to see you smile i am a girl who takes pictures of you just so i can look at them when i miss you i am a girl who just wants to see you everyday just to hug you i am a girl who would hold you to keep you close i am a girl who would tickle you to hear you laugh i am a girl who doesn't care how much money you have or what kind of car you drive ->i am a girl who only gets mad because i care so much

War Against Meth
There is a show on tonight at 7:30pm on almost every channel in 4/5 different countries! It is a documentary called CRYSTAL DARKNESS a campaign against crystal meth Click picture below for more information Meths has not only affected individuals and their families but our community as a whole. IT IS TIME TO TAKE A STAND AGAINST THIS MONSTROSITY AND FREE US FROM ITS GRIP! Please take the time to watch this video (it is part 1 to the documentary). REPOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS! Here are the links to the other parts of this doco: Crystal Darkness Part 2 Crystal Darkness Part 3 Crystal Darkness Part 4 Crystal Darkness Part 5 TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE

For A Friend
THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD FOR BOTH OF US AND AM GLAD FOR THE DAY WE MENT I CANT EXPRESS HOW MUCH YOU HAVE HELPED ME AND THE RESPECT AND CARING I HAVE FOR YOU ALONE TO SAY IT ALL WOULD TAKE THE REST OF MY LIFE TO EXPRESS IT ALL THE FRIENDSHIP YOU GAVE TO ME WITHOUT WANTING SOMETHING IN RETURN IS VERY RARE FOR THIS WOMAN THE MAN WHO DOESNT JUST SEE ME AS A SEXUALL TOY BUT ALSO A FRIEND EVEN MORE RARE IN THIS DAY AND AGE THE MAN WHO EVEN THOUGH HE CARES GREATLY IS NOT AFRAID TO LET ME BE WITH ANOTHER IF EVEN FOR A BIT THE OTHER BRINGS HAPPINESS TO ME BUT ALWAYS THERE WITH OPEN ARMS WHEN SOMEONE TO HOLD ME WHEN HURT I AM A DEMANDING BUT CARING LOVER IN YOU HAVE I FOUND THE BEST KIND TO ME THER IS YOU MAY WISH YOUR OWN PLEASURE BUT ALSO MAKE SURE OF THE OTHERS ALSO YOU TAKE INTO ACCORD THE OTHERS FEELINGS IN ALL TELLING THE OTHER THE LIMITATIONS BEFORE EVER STARTING YES I KNOW OUR BEING LOVERS IS ONLY O

Omg!!!
The Pink Dress :There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see whyshe looked so sad.She was dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot anddirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosityto see If the little girl would still be there. Yes, she wasthere, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, andstill with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk overto the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strangepeople is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reasonpeople just passed by and made no effort to speak to her. Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heavenforbid if you make a step toward assist

If You Were Born 1920-1979
THOSE born 1920-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was alwa ys a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four f

Is Cyber Cheating?
OK being on here in a "bar" we woman hear every come on line there is. Although the reality is we really aren't going to go home drunk with someone. Thats where the "cyber" reality of it does come in. SO when in "cyber" world when is cheating cheating? Below is my 2 or 5 cents worth. I hope to someone out there it clears up this ever present debate. Basically all you guys are the same VERY VISUAL, you need visual stimuli to have sex and be satisfied. SOO if I was to walk in and catch hubby with a porn on taking care of buissness, it may irk me but not piss me off. NO reality there. No chance of reality there. The reality idea being the chance of any of those chicks actually living a real shop at wal mart, quiet day at home, play with the dogs, bbq on sunday, watch the game kind of life. HOWEVER him taking care of buissness on here with Janey from Idaho, who is very real life, is something very different. IT (she) crossed the reality boundries. HE had to actually talk to her

I Missed It!!!
Ugh...I missed Happy Hour but am gonna post this anyway just in case you still want to help......This is a pimpout for a very new friend of mine but she is one awesome person!!! She does not have very far to go.....about 15000 or so.... PLEASE go by her page and slam her with all you got!! She is not on now but will return the luv 2 fold......It would be a great surprise when she signs back on in a little while and has been leveled hehe........ Thanks you guys....... MUAHHHHSSSSSSSSS ÄRÌÈL ÄÐÐÌÇŦÈÐ ĦÈĦßÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ@ fubar

Celebrity Sightings
#1. Larry Tong at baseball field "I'm through with standing in line/to clubs I'll never get in" #2. Lindsey Shaw at Chicago's Cloud Gate "It's like the bottom of the ninth" #3. Cindy Taylor on pool float "this life hasn't turned out" #4. Billy Gibbons of ZZ top "Tell me what you want" (voiceover) #5. Wayne Gretzky "I want a brand-new house" #6. Kendra Wilkinson in front of Playboy Mansion "and a bathroom I can play baseball in" #7. Gene Simmons of KISS in front of his wall of gold and platinum records "big enough for ten" #8. Paul Wall "plus me" #9. Dominique Swain in tub "that's got no limit" #10. Twista riding in a limo "with a bedroom in it" #11. Holly Madison in the Playboy Mansion grotto "at 37,000 feet" #12. Model Alessandra Ambrosio (as Billy Gibbons voices over "been there, done that") #13. Paul Teutul, Sr. of Orange County Choppers "and James Dean is fine for me" #14. John Rich on pool table with a banjo "I'm gonna trade this life" #15. UFC wrestler Chuck "Iceman

Boys
how can someone love someone so much? It is breath taking, and it hurts when they treat you soo good one minute and like shit the next. I don't know how much longer my heart can take it, I am a mess...They say you never know what you have until its gone, but why does it have to go that far? Don't he see what he has NOW? Why do I still give him my heart-why can't I just walk away? I just want to go hide in the corner and cry, but where will that get me-NOWHERE :( Gosh how the pain just runs through my body like like a dagger. I try and try. I just wish he would love me back the way I love him.

To All Nbsd Family!!!
To all the my family and friends i cant help bomb in contests anymore the bouncers wont let me get one comment out without getting bouncer checked so i want to let you guys know now that i dont have the time to hit the bouncer every comment so i wont be able to help anymore im sorry to you all!!!!

Fun Stuff
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys .)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. Yes very well too 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to have lots of horses...i do too 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A.sing 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. beer or sweet tea 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A.broccoli or corn 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. dark horse 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. Leo!!! 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. ears ...no ink 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. bein lazy 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. dunno 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. horse racing' 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. optimstic but sometimes not so much so 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.)A. giggle 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. my horse I had for 23

My Personality Is "likeable" Whats Yours?
Do you have a likable personality? I took this quiz- Do you have a likable personality?My Result Was: You have a likable personality. Take this quiz- Do you have a likable personality? More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.

My Dreams
but I won't you will become I will hold you will wonder I will stand she tries hard I don't she wants it I won't her anger shows I brought it her pain flows I caused it all cause Chase me I found out that Jose Quervo tequilla gold tastes awesome in coke zero!!! yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy y

E-response
Test your emotional responses I took this quiz- Test your emotional responsesMy Result Was: Your balanced approach in life will win you more friends than enemies. You are an emotionally mature person. Take this quiz- Test your emotional responses More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.

Feelings
I am prego. I am in between lost and found. Sometimes I wish I could never be found. Cause If I am never found I will never get hurt like I always do. Myabe people might worry about me then. And Relize that I am done becuase of the pain I been in or was put through. I dont wanna go through any more pain. I give up

Friends
i just found out a friend of mine, and his girlfriend got shot going home from the tx/ou game the other day :( here is the news report :( please pray for him and his girlfriend. they have a 3 yr old child. http://video.nbc5i.com/player/?id=164470

Blog O' Suze
Well the time has come that all Aussies look forward to.. thats right.. a public holiday! Formally known as Australia Day which for my non aussie friends roughly translates to BBQ's, drinking, backyard cricket , spending time with mates who load up the back of their ute with ice and booze (good on ya boys) and a whole lot of aussie pride. This is also the time of year that people wishing to become australian citizens get naturalised as Aussies. A great thing to see.. a bunch of people all different colours with different accents standing in a line wanting to live for all australia stands for... mainly they just want the beer and BBQ im onto them. So to everyone Aussie or not I wish you a Happy Australia Day. A time to reflect on what we have and be thankful how many beers come in a slab... load up the esky... Make mine a cold one.. Cheers! Well its that time of year again for many of us.. Christmas time.. either were readsy for it or where searching our house for something..

Im New
I just thought I would say hello. My name is Elizabeth. I am 24 from KY. So many different people on here. SOme really ** stupid ** people. I'm not on here to cyber or have any kind of flirtatious activity going on with anyone. Just want some fun and some friends. I also would like the numbers to stop. If I want to call you, I will ask for yours. Nice meeting those I have so far.

Guess Who's Back
Hey guys as you know i went on vacation for a few days and something happened. I met a really awesome girl and after spending some time with her we have decided to start dating. I will still be online and am willing to chat with everyone but it cannot go above a PG rating. Take care all i love all yall and hope for the best for you. i may on be on for another couple of days from unpacking and getting myu stuff put away. bye all. Hey gang sry i took off for so long, i did get moved and will be starting a new job soon. i may not be on as much as i used tio be but will try and come on whenever i can. *hugs* to all keep me posted on stuff.

Juggal0 Lair
this is to my juggalo lair members & staff i have reopened the lounge under the "new" and more fucked up version of the lounges so please drop by and re join the lounge the skin will be fixed as soon as i can get it done thank you and ttyl

Crazy Facts
Crazy Facts I n the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb". Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charl

Needing Help Here!!!!!!
Ok, a few days ago, my girlfriend Kate and I went to Best Buy and bought two new Sony Vaio laptop computers here and it has Windows Vista and right now, I'm trying to download AOL Instant Messenger on it(I'm not on it right now since I'm typing the blog on my desktop HP Pavillion), anyways, I was wondering if anyone has the Sony Vaio Laptop and if they do, do they have AOL Instant Messenger on it and if they have had a problem downloading it here! I already have Yahoo Messenger 8.1 on it, I just want an additional Instant Messenger here. If anyone who has the Sony Vaio Laptop and that can help me, I would greatly appreciate it here.

Never Forget The Ones You Love....
Never forget the ones you love.... My best friend just lost her Mother on October the 5th and well this woman was a one of a kind. She would make you smile even on your worst day. She was the Mother I never had growning up she loved me as if I were her own. Cathy will be remembered by all who had been blessed to meet her. You were Blessed the day you said hello to this woman. Sue I'm sorry and I love you. Mom you will Be in my heart Forever. every memory I have with her in it is a wonderful memory. I hope that she knows that I love her dearly and will miss her even more. Please Pray for her Family to get get through the lose and give a shout out to those on fubar that are her family. you will know them by her pic. Love you all......

Things That Just Make Me Mad
here is a day of days were i am here at 1am an god i wanna go back to sleep , when i write its cuz there is no one else to talk too , so this week was the wrost week r better day but why do all u ppl have drama with each other its a chat place were we just come to say hi , say what we want an be part of the norm , this one dont like that one this one said that an too take a side cant really say now , but to have hate an then u decide to , really lets get it over all this drama an have fun , here what i ahave to say just let it go , just let it go well what can i say its 1am

Friends
I need to vent sorry. well i have to move in 5 weeks and have no place yet. the place i hadt ready and will not be for awhile. hubby is leaving for cali before we leave so no sex. lol had to throw that in there. dad is looking for a place for me. then when there i have to find a mental heath place not only for my daughter but for my mother who is going to be living with me in 9 months when she is done with rehab. and to top off all the stress my daughter walks in the door and says "mom i got into an accedint last night and need to go to the doctors, sammi has to have surgery on her hip and the snow mobile didnt make it and i am hurt" so i take her to the er and she is fine. banged up really good but she will live. her friend at the same hospital was still in surgery when i left. so now what? what the hell sorry had to vent a little When one is up to an absticle, one goes in head first when one is tested, it is a test of faith when one is repected, it is repec

Love
Love is a rose: beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense, Beauty lies in the specific looks of a person, rather than the object, because different people feel beauty in different things, beauty is a light in the heart, A thing of beauty is a joy forever; its loveliness increases, True love is your soul reaching out and grabbing the person you're meant to be with. To love someone is fine, But to be with someone and be happy you have to be in Love also!! The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. Let your love be like the misty rain coming softly, but flooding the river. Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of the beginning and all fear of an end. Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. Love Always & Forever April

Cumberland Falls
The Great Moonbow of Cumberland Falls Garment of Spirit Rider Since the beginning of time, when the cosmos was created, and the earth, sun, and moon were formed by the voice of the Great Spirit "YahoWah" and the "Cho-Ta-Auh-Ne-Le-Eh" commonly referred to as the Elder Fires Above, the tradition of the Moonbeam Blessing at Cumberland Falls in southeast Kentucky was held sacred by many Tribal Nations east of the Mississippi River. This special occurrence of the Moonbow was taken as a distinct sign from the Great Spirit to the Native people, and was interpreted as a Great Invocation and Blessing with Great meaning that is very hard to be translated into the English language for non-Indian understanding. This physical geological and Native American spiritual wonder at Cumberland Falls Kentucky came in the universal light form of the Moonbow and was given to all Real Human Beings by the Great Spirit and the Elder Fires Above as a distinct sign of deliverance in the c

The Other Stuff
Well i must say that fubar is just amazing the people are so friendly and everybody has a good time everybody is so amazing not a few minutes go by that i get some wonderful guy or girl sending me egifts and msgs telling me how im so pretty im glad i found such a great site to meet people and stay in touch with so im going to pop open another beer and salute all you wonderful people and fubar when i drink and im sitting here chatting its like im sitting at the bar having a drink with my friends, this is my first blog entry hope its gets me some points

Now I've Got A Problem
Well, I'm running into a dilemna here, I only have room for one more pic or I'll be at capacity so either I have to delete pics which I don't want to do or get a VIP for me so I can have more room for pics here, wish I had someone buy me one that's for sure here but I don't know if that'll happen or not unless of course I buy it myself which I could.

Ok Ok I Lied
i said i was gonna lock the next album or two to family, but this was a much shorter shoot than i had planned on... damn corset snapped when i went to put it on, so that kinda cut out part two... so anyway, you guys have been awesome rating these past couple days, it truly is appreciated. the albums posted tonight are the night after my birthday and the aptly named NEW PICS album... lol ... hopefully i'll think of something else fun for the next shoot... til then these will have to tide you over ;) Much Love, Sin

Friends
Hi to all who read this I have over 900 friends but only hear from a few I feel that people only add for numbers..So i have am going to trim down my list to manageable number If you would like to stay on list please let me know I am sorry if this get people shitty but that life To those friend who are friends and u know who are Hugs from down under Only 7 reply so far look like it will be a big clean out Hi to all who read this I have over 900 friends but only hear from a few I feel that people only add for numbers..So i have am going to trim down my list to manageable number If you would like to stay on list please let me know I am sorry if this get people shitty but that life To those friend who are friends and u know who are Hugs from down under

Breathing Room
Defiantely trying to put myself in a better mood right now, thanking the people that commented on the rest in peace blogs. Been having a down moment so trying to perk back up, I don't like being depressed or sad over something that can not be undone nor taken back. So my randomness is at the moment that...I want a hot pink penguin named Josiah wearing a stripper outfit and clear heels, that dances soulja boy. His buddy will be a purple monkey named super marky monkey. He runs around beating up people, he is so strong he can kick Chuck Norris's ass up and down the block. Together they both run around swinging hatchets and being soopa villians. Theend.

Written Art
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." IgnoreIgnore my feelingsmy painmy wordsmy heartmy lovedon't pay any attention to mejust let me bejust ignore meHurtPlease Don't hurt meI can't take the painI'm about to go insanelove is a powerful word...with absolutely no meaningit feels like i've been buried aliveit seems to get worse with timenothing ever gets betterthe tears I cry seem to get more wettermore bloodshotmore my heart seems to breakit just seems to hurt more with every breath I takejust hurts everytime I breatheI think it wo

Imho
Article The more I learn about PETA, the less I think of them. The story of them killing animals isn't even unusual. According to PETA's own filings, in 2004 PETA killed 86.3 percent of the animals entrusted to its care -- a number that's rising, not falling. Meanwhile, the SPCA in PETA's home town (Norfolk, Va.) was able to find loving homes for 73 percent of the animals put in its care. A shortage of funds? Nope: last year PETA took in $29 million in tax-exempt donations. It simply has other priorities for the funds, like funding terrorism (yes, really). But don't take my word for it: I got my figures from http://www.PETAkillsAnimals.com -- and they have copies of PETA's state and federal filings to back it up. The bottom line: if you donate money to PETA because you think they care for and about animals, you need to think some more. PETA literally yells and screams about how others "kill animals" but this is how they operate? Pathetic

Lonely
To start things off my so called bf hasn't talk to me in 2 days except to yell at me.He is treating me like shit the past 2 days.And sex well i'm on my own with that.I'm just going to sit here and lick my wounds and cry today.Unless someone out there can make me feel better.Or make me smile but for now i'll just cry.luv and kisses stormy

Recipes
Sweet Potato Cake 2 cups all-purpose flour or *2 1/4 cups Softasilk cake flour 2 cups sugar 2 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon baking powder 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla 4 eggs 1 cup vegetable oil 1 can (18 ounces) vacuum pack sweet potatoes, drained or 2 cups cooked, mashed sweet potatoes 1 cup nuts ( optional ) Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour 12-cup bundt cake pan, or tube pan, 10x4 inches. Beat all ingredients except Creamy Glaze (below) in large bowl on low speed, scraping bowl constantly, 30 seconds. Beat on medium speed, scraping bowl occasionally, 3 minutes. Pour into pan. Bake until wooden toothpick inserted in center comes out clean, 60-70 minutes. Cool 10 minutes, remove from pan. Cool completely. Drizzle Creamy Glaze over top of cake. Enjoy! Creamy Glaze 1/3 cup margarine or butter 2 cups powdered sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla 2-4 tablespoons hot water Heat marga

Bubba
Bubba from Alabama! Bubba meets the girl of his dreams, his first cousin Emmy Lou. He takes her out for a special dinner, and shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland. The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills. Later that night, he romances her under special mood lighting. A week or so later, Bubba realizes this relationship is getting serious. He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner. Emmy Lou was so impressed with his thoughtfulness, they had a special Friday night date at the Soap & Suds Laundromat ! A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou, and he buys her a really purdy engagement ring. On the day of their wedding, he tells her how much he loves her just before the ceremony. Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite, where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ? Hers was the Chandelier, His was the New BBQ

Great Minds!!
Only great minds can read this, so I'm sending this to all of you .... This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too! Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it HOW DID YOU DO?

For Mom!
The wind blows and touches anything,everything, and whoever it comes in contact with, It reminds me of your heart and passion which had no control The beauty of freedom with no restraints and sometimes letting its presence known with such commitment Just like the wind your felt deep in my soul and changes my life completely You are apart of that nature now and free from the worldly restraints. You are free to touch whomever you please and see things to your souls appease Enjoy your flight above the trees and beyond the restraints of your disease.

What People Say
Hello everyone, how's it going? I am really pissed off. Why is it a big freaking deal that I have guy friends? Just because I would rather hang out with guys than with girls, does not make me a whore. It just makes me happy. No I do not screw any of them. I would just rather hang out with guys than girls. Someone named Doug that has a page on here, called my little brother and told him that I was a whore. Well I am not, and if I was, I would have all the money I need to take care of business. maybe he is just pissed off because I don't want him. I don't sleep with anyone but my husband. Yes, I am married. I have always gotten along better with the guys than the girls. My little brother called me and actually asked me if I was a whore. Even though he knows better. I could never be a whore, hooker, or what ever you call those girls that sell themselves. Yes I enjoy hot sex as much as the next person, but I do not hook. I just enjoy hot sex with my husband. He is happy with the way our li

Arnould Shodzumnegga
for anybody who interested, im starting up my airbrush artwork again , just in time for christmas, i do all kinds or drawing and airbrush paintings especially girls, graffiti, dragons, if you can think of it, i can pait it on, ...holla at your boy, especially yall cute girls with the nice asses, oh yeah, i love me a nice ass,onelove yall,.. Arnould.

The Invitation
The Invitation by Oriahe Mountain Dreamer It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring the moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your sorrow, have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed for fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, or to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I wa

Hi To Everyone
Thanks to everyone who has given me a rating do you want to see my better pictures when im in swimming trunks and looking a lot better than i do now if i do then will you rate me a ten for every photo xxx good luck to you all WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JK SAT IN HIS CAR ? THIS WAS TAKEN AFTER HE HAD HAD A RIDE IN A F 1 GP CAR WHEN I SAY A RIDE WHAT I MEAN IS HE WAS SAT IN THE BACK SEAT OF A 2 SEATED f1 RACING CAR MAD BY MINARDI IF I REMEMBER RIGHTLY. IT WAS TAKEN AT THE ROCKINGHAM MOTOR SPEEDWAY IN CORBY, NORTHAMPTONSHIRE LUCKY BUGGER WENT TO BIRMINGHAM LAST NIGHT WATCH THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS AND THE NIGHT WAS A GOOD ONE YOU ALL SHOULD OF BEEN THERE

Helping
******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* Im going to be hosting yet another contest: The Rules: A minimum of 40 entries will be needed The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more. After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded. The contest will span an entire week In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows: 1 Happy Hour 1 30-day Blast OR 3-month VIP 2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP ******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / A

Picking Your Friends
I'm not into head games. We are notin high school . I want to be friends with men, not boys that have to have it ok by their mommies. My mom hasn't picked my friends since I was in the second grade. Ok, guys if your not old enough to pick your own friends and you let your fu wife/girlfriend do it for you. then please don't contact me.

Facts About Me ;*)
Facts about Me3 ;*) Unknown facts 1. I have a strong will I don't like being manipulated 2. I Love myself I think I'm a sexy women; P.S. Just because I'm a big girl with curves doesn't mean I have a low esteem for myself. I don't so don't try to mess with how I feel about myself you will lose. 3. I like BDSM but I'm in charge unless I what to play sub most of the time I'm Dom remember that. P.S I only play sub for someone I really like. 4. I have a very quick mind I learn very quickly and I never for get something I really like 5. I like leaving marks on my subs get use to it Known Facts 1. I like to sit in the hot tub nude 2. I like to drink: grape kool aid, grape soda, margaritas, fuzzy navels, grogg, home brewed mead and once in a great while a bud light when I'm with certain friends 3. I like sex and lots of it kinky type is best 4. I don't like clingy people especially clingy men 5. I like to have fun and be with a group that has no Dram

Cathy Needs Your Help
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=211877&i=3988418302# CATHY OF THE FUBAR BOMBERS NEEDS YOUR RATE AND BOMBING COMMENTS...SAYS SHE IS WILLING TO TRADE 100 11'S FOR YOUR HELP.. LINK ABOVE SHOULD TAKE YOU TO HER COMMENT PAGE...THANKS IN ADVANCE Please click this link, Cathy is in a giveaway and need your help today. She has only 38 K left to reach her goal of 140 K. He has busted her butt in getting there. Those of you who know her know she will help you as much as she can. It only takes a few minutes of your time to leave her a few comments and rate her pic. COME CHECK US OUT MEET COOL PPL AND LISTEN TO SOME AWSOME TUNES. WE ARE ALSO HIRING FOR BARTENDERS WAITRESSES BOUNCERS SECURITY MALE AND FEMALE DANCERS STRIPPERS MALE AND FEMALE IF U WANT A JOB HERE SEND UR APPS TO Edubois36@msn.com THANK YOU VERY MUCH MANAGEMENT (repost of original by 'DJ Girliy @ CrewRadio~ Owner Of F~~k It All~ DJ GM/GM For CrewRadio~ GM For CrewRadio UT~' on '20

Like Waiting For A Bus
For the last two and a half months, I have had a random teenage boy staying at my house with his dog. His father had to get some work because they were just made homeless, and so he took a job on a line boat for a month. I said I could take care of the kid and dog, it was still summer after all, but when it was time for dad to come home, he didn't. He hadn't called in over a month, so I called to get help. The person I called got the state involved, and it looked like I might become the kids foster parent. Today was the meeting with all involved parties and he will be going to Arizona to live with his mom, in a somewhat dubious siuation. The dad showed up at the meeting and laid the blame on everybody else. I've been waiting for the solution for this problem, but find myself a bit sad to see the kid go. It has been extremely difficult, and I'm glad that his mom is happy to take him, but I'm still worried for him. The feelings of being not wanted have got to be killing him, and I just h

Does Life Get Better?
Ok over the past month my life has turned into a living hell... i found out i have cervical cancer, my man and i broke up, and this morning my doctor calls me and tells me that i have to have my gall bladder removed. Yesterday was the anniversary of the day i miscarried my baby... with everything goin on i just wanna give up... does life ever get better? Ok all, I had my surgery on Thursday... get this I only had one person call to check on me, out of at least 15 who swore they cared... guess i should be used to it... just wanted to update everyone and let them know im still alive... hurtin pretty bad, which im not sure is normal, but im still breathing so i guess that counts for something... probably wont be on again for a couple of days... but thanks to those of you that had me in your thoughts...

Sexy Legs
Hey Ya’ll, If ya have ya some spare time go ahead and add my bf at this link: GATOR@ fubar And we also have a page together. You can find it by going to this link: Angie@Eric@ fubar Thanks ahead for stopping by and showing the luv Hello to all my friends and fans, I entered the sexiest legs contest on here and would appreciate your votes and comments. I’ve never won anything before and I think I might have half a chance at least I hope. I can only win with your comments and votes. I know it's not the greatest pic but it's the best I have right now. Please show the love and vote for me. Thank you for your time. Peace, Angie Here is the link to go to: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=820336&i=363999137 Hello Everyone I’m in Lord Lestat’s and Kyttiekat’s First Auction It runs from January 1st till January 9th. The direct link is: BamagalAngie’s Up for offer Added to Family for 1 month Rate all pics during HH Rate all stash during HH

Puppy Size
"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer. "What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked. "Puppy size!" replied the mother. "Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for." "I know...we have seen most of them," the mom said in frustration... Just then Danielle came walking into the office. "Well, did you find one?" asked her mom. "No, not this time," Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we come back on the weekend?" The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed. "You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer said. Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door. "Don't worry,I'll find one this weekend," she said. Over the next few days both mom and dad had long conversations

The Game
The Game is on!!! And you're IT! Describe ME in one word.... just one single word. Send it to me and to me only. Then send this message to all your friends and see how many strange & interesting things they say about you. This is really fun. Here's how to Play: 1. Hit the reply key and send me my one word. 2. Then return to this message, and forward it to your friends (including me) and see what people say about you when limited to one word!!! The Game is On!!!!!

Lets Say Thanks (it Only Takes A Minute)
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know in the industry & personally to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them ... SO PLEASE SEND ONE! IT only takes a second

Why Won't They Leave Me Alone?
Why won’t they leave me alone? Current mood: indescribable It seems to me that my family must suffer from some form of bi-polar disease. One min they want me there, fixing stuff and doing the good son thing, the next its get your shit and leave. I don't know what the fuck to do anymore, I'm trying my damnedest to move out but every time I'm almost ready, something happens. I get suspended, from work or the family gets all clingy or I lose a brother, etc. etc. So it comes down to this, if possible I gotta come up with $300, by friday, so I can move, ok no prob, but still got the bill to pay, I make decent money, but its just getting the deposit all together. So wtf do I do know, somebody please tell me, what do I do know? Hell can't move in with 90% of my friends, either they have no room or they live with folks or whatever. Seriously, Richard Pryor said it best"Its enough to make you crazy"

In My Head
The thoughts are here in my head What they mean is left to be said They come on out simple and true How do I tell if they’re for me or for you Here they are and it’s part of me Something for the people to see They come like a flash out of nowhere But feeling they have and thoughts that care Went I am happy the stories are good When I am sad they say what they should When I am angry I try not to write But when I’m lonely it only seems right Nothing but thoughts trapped inside of me With no-one to share but the paper you see So I will write for no-one to see My life, my feelings and the soul in me The rest you’ll now if you’re here to see What’s going on inside of me The thoughts are mine and I will share Must get them out to make room in there Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/04/07

Joke 2
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

Sfdfdssssssss
Remember when beepers was the thing to have If you are under the age of 13...you should not read this and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic

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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work eight hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe ne

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How latex gloves are made... A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on His gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied. Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in Their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said. Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!!

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Man: Where have you been all my life? >Woman: Hiding from you. >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. >Man: Is this seat empty? >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. >Man: Your place or mine? >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. >Man: So, what do you do for a living? >Woman: I'm a female impersonator. >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? >Woman: Do not enter. >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >Woman: Unfertilized. >Man: Your body is like a temple. >Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. >Woman: But would you stay there? >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. >Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together >Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothin

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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there? We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

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you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to the

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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The

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The Redneck at the Zoo A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions. "First," he said, "I don't

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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT, CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD

Natural Highs
Natural Highs Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It does make you feel good, especially the thought at the end of #43. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (or vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. The beach. 15. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 16. Laughing at yourself.. 17. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you. 18. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 19. Running through sprinklers. 20. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 21. Hav

Love
If only you can see what I see. The love that radiates though your eyes. The sound of your voice makes me just melt. You have me. You have me at your well, you have me at your mercy. I was your at your first word. If only you can see what I see the hesitation in your voice. Look right in front of you can't you see me? My arms wide open for your warm embrace? My heart is screaming, why can't you see? Don't be afraid to open your eyes. See what I see. See you. See me. It's the way you look at me. It's the way you kiss me your full lips on the top of mine. Your tounge caressing mine. Your hands in my hair playfully twirling it in your fingers. It's the way you touch me. Your hands gently in mine moving them up and down my body. MMMMM It's the things you do to me its an never ending feeling of pleasure. How you do it I do not know. But it's the way you make me laugh. How you make me smile. It's the way you see me without seeing, know me without knowing.

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1.I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... 2.I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... 3.I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... 4.I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... 5.I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... 6.I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... 7.I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. 8.I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. 9.I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this? The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... ". And here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist

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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and he returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position her self. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home He remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95 The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19..95?" The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends..

Sick Of Whiney People
OK IM GOING TO STATE EXCATLY HOW I FEEL , ABOUT THIS , I WAS IN A SO CALLED CONTEST BACK IN APRIL I BELIEVE. AT THAT TIME I HAD 600 SOME FRIENDS , OUT OF THE 600 SOME FRIENDS ONLY 8 FRIENDS HELPED ME. SO, YOU KNOW I DON'T MIND HELPING , BUT, I GOT TO MY LEVEL WITHOUT ANY ONE EVER HELPING IN ANYTHING. AND I MAKE STUFF OUT OF JUST BEING A FRIEND.I DON'T ASK TO BE FANNED , RATED . SO, IM TRIED OF THE WHINERS AND COMPLAINERS . SO IF YOU THINK IM A BITCH WAIT . TY HAVE A GOOD EVENING SICK OF THE BULL SHIT .

Life In General
Well I am gonna be back in Virginia on the 14th and i won't be back in NOLA till the right before new years on the 29th. So I will see you then and hope you all have a Merry Christmas. We Will be kickin it on New Year's In New Orleans. Love Peace & Happiness Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charil's bar I hear him curse My name is

Happy Hour
I'm gonna host my first happy hour tonight at 9 central time and since I won this with the help of all you guys i wanna make sure you are all around to join in on the fun! Hope to see ya tonight!

You Love Me, Don't Lie To Yourself.
I guess I didn't get my male cat fixed in time. He's impregnated his MOTHER and SISTER! Look at him.... He's so guilty. Some guy posted a picture of his no no area on my page. It's been deleted, but seriously? REALLY! I want to kick people, NOW! Fucking gross. Even if I were straight, I still wouldn't want some guy to do that. I don't want any girl to do that. That's not okay. Cause ew! I'm just in shock that someone would post so many rates and comments on my pictures and whatnot, to turn around and post a picture of his naughty bits. He must not have read anything. See, if you would just read things. Give me ideas on how announce the lesbianism more. Because I'm super annoyed and I'm tired of blocking every guy that talks to me. Because I do like guys as friends, and I want to have kick ass internet friends on here. I just don't want to see them naked. *muahs* I just fucking did homework for 6 hours. I have been awake for 22 hours! I worked all da

Fat Or Not
OK since I can't post a mum I had to do this. I feel that I am fat although I am told I am not so I decided to let everyone here decide. IF you think I am fat send me a private message telling me so. IF not just send me a shout.

Sakura Ryus Aka Me Poems
A Hidden person! There are people who hide their true face, They do this at their own expense, They are the fallen angles that fell from god’s grace, They are afriad of his excellence, They are afraid of thier Failure, Those people that are usually sweet, They did something that was a bummer, That their end was done by someone you can’t meet, They ended up as soul less beings as cold as stone, because of the feelings they couldn’t show, For if they showed any they would be gone, The lord made it so that any that should find out anything they would be turned to snow, When a person who almost always smiles and that loves to help others plants flower seeds, But instead of the flowers they so hoped would bloom the only thing they recived is a pile of weeds! Very first poem i ever did and posted online A Kitsune And A Lioness Once there was a Fox, But there was also a Lioness, The fox was found in a fix, When a Lioness broke it's loneliness, She cared for the poo

Hit This Profile
The wonderful lady just needs approximately 5000 to level....Please go show her the love!!! If you do not have her please add/fan/rate her.......SHE WILL LOVE YOU BACK!!! ITS HAPPY HOUR!!! YAY!!!!:):) (¯`•¸·´¯)Redneck Angel ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.(¯`·¸•´¯)@ fubar Ok I missed Happy Hour yesterday but we still have time today to help this fantastic lady level up!! If she is not a friend then friend, fan and add her....rate her stash/blog...........SHE WILL LOVE THE ATTENTION AND BE SURE TO HIT YOU BACK!!! THANKS!!! ÄRÌÈL ÄÐÐÌÇŦÈÐ ĦÈĦßÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ

Fallen Hero
Fallen heroes across the land Brace hearts held in their hand Lie in bed late at night a phoen call comes that causes fright "It's time you come, we need you round." he drops the phone anc falls to the ground. tears stream down his young face as he packs to leave this place so young and sweet, innocent and pure, ready to fight as he leaves for war. he heads to the room of his little girl knowing that she's his entire world. kisses her forehead and walks away goes to the couch where his life lay he wakes her up to say goodbye, "Take care of Sapphire if I die." he turns to leave and walks out the door as he watches his wife fall to the floor. Two weeks later, she watches the screen searching for his name, it is finally seen under fallen soldiers that have faced their fate he was named a hero, as he walks inside heavens gate.

Poetry
Angel With Honor by AngelofLove He came to me from out of the heavens, As I was standing alone. My heart so heavy and ladden with fears, The road ahead of me so long. His words rang so true, They swept my tears away. He comforted me, cared for me, Made me complete, He showed me the way. Honor was his light, Peace was his strength, Happiness was his goal, Love is my reward. Although we have just begun, Time will take us on this journey, Hand in hand we will explore, All God meant us to know. First step being the hardest, That one we have made. Our journey we are beginning, Our destination unknown. Honor being our guide, Peace being our strength, Happiness being with us, Love our reward. Always remember, I love you... Always remember I love you More than words Could ever show, And I think of you always- Much more than You could know And now until forever, Always remember this too, There's no one I could ever love More than

Important!!!
See what 50 years will do. Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jason won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956 - Jason sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal Sits still in class. 2006 - Jason given huge doses of Ritalin. Be

Pm Loving ....missing My Baby !
9:20 PM 10/17/2007 It is the quite of the night when the world makes ready to sleep . I am here....in the dim light of my dwelling , Restless and unable to allow my mind to rest . The pentence i pay is for my secrets and my hidden desires. Living by the rules of my heart is not always a peaceful emotion . I struggle with decisions yet act on a whim . I am constantly in dis agreement with what i am allowed to have and what i truly want . How is it to be ...to tame the heart when it is suspose to soar ? Well into my torment i know less of the why and more of the why not . Standing in the middle of the bridge ..... about to collaspe.... what direction shall i run ...what side is saftey . I wish i could tell ....whats makes me so weak . I must hush to survive yet i want to scream with delight . My night is quiet ..... I can hear the croaking of the bull frogs echoing in the grassy banks along my pond . I wonder ... what is it that he hears ? ...... what is the sounds that surround his

Not Sure
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Humor
Obituary of Common Sense! Today, we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life, but died from heart failure at the brink of the Millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools; hospitals, homes, factories and offices, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from rain, the early bird gets the worm and life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution

Booty
deep inside lost and confused, never to find happiness, never to know why, why do I care in this hopefulness, to love, to hate, to cherish, to perish why, is there a point to all this misery, why do i feel so fireiry, deep inside all alone i keep these feelings, dont want to hurt another liveing life with out a mother, is this what life is subject too pain and misery, to many flaws someone tear me apart with there claws was a bad in a previous life was i mean to my wife is there a point to my life why am i forsaken to spend it alone, deep with in its like a syclone, spinning and spiining, deeper and deeper, faster and faster, head spinning, smiles no longer grinning, feeling like i theres no hope should i still fight for hope or should i give into the pain, should i try and keep sain, i try to change how i am to better how i am, hope to find...that one... that one to make happy... i know it

The Love Of A Child
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED INTO THE EYES OF YOUR CHILD & SEEN THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THAT LIVES DEEP WITHIN THEM FOR YOU? THAT'S TRUE LOVE. WHEN U SEE THAT, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOUR A GOOD PARENT. A PARENT'S TRUE LOVE NEVER FAILS!!!!!

Anyone Do Morphs?
I guess the new thing to call older women is a cougar..lol So I hear anyway. So I I was wondering if any of my friends know how to do morphs and can make me into one? That would be too cool...:)If you do great! Hugs and Kisses

Friends
Peggy Sue has opened a new lounge. Our favorite tree hugger now has her own treehouse for us to hang out in. Please stop by and check out her Treehouse. Everyone is invited to join the fun. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=54536 Thanks, Tiggerbear2007 This is a new friend of mine so show her some FUBAR love...Add her Fan her rate and show her whats its all about...she will return the love Thanks, Tiggerbear2007 teeter@ fubar My new friend Spicy Angel needs your help. Her profile was recently deleted. She was a Rockstar before she was deleted. Please stop by her page and rate her pictures and stash to get her level back up where it was. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007 Spicy Angel@ fubar

I've Got Those, Swollen Hand Blues...
After I got the itch, one person said yes... and well.. it's done. I am over being a fucking blonde :D (I swear I tend to take on the characteristics of a blonde when I am one too lol) This hair cut probably looks hotttttt in all black ... I might save a small mohawk of blonde *shrug* who knows... new pics soon ^_^ He's awesome as hell, is chill and seems to be on the same vibe as I am.. here's to new friends! Looked up to see our compatibility (mind you this isn't just a love thing it's a relationship friends family.. whoever compatibility site....) SUN SAGITTARIUS-SAGITTARIUS There is great camaraderie between you. A love of traveling and a restless wanderlust are traits that you have in common. Both of you are optimists and you love to shoot for the stars. Minor details annoy you and pettiness is abhorrent to you. You have a youthful enthusiasm, and have a spirited, progressive outlook on life. With so much in common, you are able to have a wonderful time toge

The Way Kids See Things
THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" HONESTY: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." OPINIONS: On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother.. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." KETCHUP: A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come ou

My Lil Song
Someone wrote this for me it cracks me up.... tits out clits drippin punk mofuckins stand there figurin watch ya while kiki smoke that dro the mistakin her for any type of Ho--ney she pop ya ass drop ya to knees... the whole time she steadly puffin on her weed

Links I Found
YOU all know me and my fuhusband,he is thinking about giving up his writeings.Please show him some love and leave a comment,let him know you love is works.They are in his blog area. LEAVE A COMMENT TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE POEMS

My Future
I am originally from California, and grew up in Oregon, then i came to Georgia my next stop will be North Carolina, I am extremely excited about this move. I have no reason to stay here in Georgia, I cant wait to walk away from here witht he good and bad memories in the last three years.....My move to NC I believe will bring good energy into my life and luckily I will have a friend already there, who I gave much respect to for moving to a place where she knew nobody, but had the courage to relocate there. Many people are questioning me because I have decided to make this move, I dont care what they think, this is what I want to do, and will stand on my own 2 feet and flip the page to the next chapter in my life. Hopefully its a great chapter and all the chapters after it are just as good. i wanted to blog what i am feeling about my future right now......I met a wonderful woman on here 3 weeks ago and cant wait to meet her for the 1st time next month. Hopefully we will hit it off an

Stupid Tv Quotes!
I show you my world I peek into yours I give you my thoughts You try to share as well. Words, Images, a self portrait, yet silence until I share with you my songs... And you tell me a story. I try to grasp intent, you struggle to enlighten. A world apart and yet so close spirits grappling for knowledge.....yearning to comprehend, must find peace Evermore there is silence..... CandyO

Sex App
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __

My Space
Sometimes I’m in my on little space Thinking of me and to hell with the race No one helps me this much is for sure Why should I - be part of the cure Let things happen as if I don’t care My feelings are mine – why should I share Because it is right to help if I can Do what I must and be part of the plan Raised to do right and do what I should It’s not up to me to make it all good But if I don’t try to help who I can Have I really become a man I not here to say what’s right or wrong Live out your feelings and try to be strong Life is not easy this much you know Try to do good and like what you show. Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 10/10/07

Lets See
MEET THE SWEETEST WOMEN OF FUBAR AND GOOD PEEPS! angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar Sexxymamma~♥~Dancer 4 Stang's Underground~Club F.A.R.@ fubar Dj Dynamite♥Claimed By Dj Booger ♥One Sexi Bitch@ fubar ♥MÂЯ¥JÂÑΞ™♥ Ï.β.Ï.Ç.♥ ÇΘΘĶÏЄ™@ fubar ♥Äïmêê♥™ CO VICE PRESIDENT & HEAD OFFICER OF ~THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar ۞Neabear۞JEEZY'S 1 AND ONLY۞C.W.O.F Charter Member@ fubar sad_gurl210@ fubar ♥ANGIE BABE ™ HAS THE BEST FRIENDS♥~*CO-FOUNDER OF GODFATHER FAMILY*~@ fubar ~Slave Princess~ Owner of ~Castle Secrets~@ fubar

Just Because
OK YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK IN MS TONI'S BIRTHDAY- SOYOU WOULD PLZ STOP BY HER PAGE AND GIVE MOMMA SO LOVE FOR HER BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONDAY. THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA!!! for those of you in the okc area coits is having a specical-chicken fried steak dinners are 50% off all day long today. locations are 50th and nw portland 24th and sw western most of all 41st and nw penn stop by and see us. sounds good a dinner 50% off and a nice cold rootbeer in a mug. please stop by every tuesday is 50% an item. please stop by and rate me leave me a comment or two, just to say hello and hat nots! send the love back your way also! thank you !

This Is Alil Info To Rate A Tag I Have For My Lounge This Is Not Cool
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If You Like The Pics
hey guys, if you like the pics posted last night and the ones that i'll be posting shortly (after he edits them and after i post them that is)... please take a moment and stop by and visit the photographer leepus@ fubar come on, i know you all know how to show love ;) Sin New pics were addeed last night and this morning, three pics in default i think, and the zoo album if you haven't seen them yet... So anyway, i finally reached fu-king the other day, so you guys all completely rock... but talk about fucking depressing... it takes as many points from fu-king to godmother as it took from level one to 24... So if anyone wants to help me feel less depressed about it... Wanna get me a blast? please? pretty please? with sugar on top? lol The only ones i've had in awhile are the ones i bought and i really can't do that anymore at all til i go back to work, which i REALLY REALLY REALLY have to do when i get back from jersey... oh that reminds me, i'll be mostly gone til

From Friends.
For the New Year 2008. Den. Where there is pain, we wish you peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubting, we wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through them. Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, we wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength. Where there is fear, we wish you love, and courage. Halloween is one of the oldest holidays with origins going back thousands of years. The holiday we know as Halloween has had many influences from many cultures over the centuries. From the Roman's Pomona Day, to the Celtic festival of Samhain, to the Christian holidays of All Saints and All Souls Days. Hundreds of years ago in what is now Great Britain and Northern France, lived the Celts. The Celts worshiped nature and had many gods, with the sun god as their favorite. It was "he" who commanded their work and their rest times, and who made the earth beautiful and the crops grow. The Celts celebrated their New Year on November 1st. It was celebrate

Crushes
I am not sure why anyone would put a crush on me, whether they like me for real or are just making sure they don't lose me in a crowd, but I seem to bounce back and forth with them. Its sweet of someone to put one on me, but can I just ask that if you are going to remove it suddenly, just don't put it on at all? I mean I think that I may have offended someone if I lose one and I hate that..LOL does that make sense? I hope so..:) Hugs and Kisses!!

Deleting Friends - Read Now
I will be reposting this blog as often as necessary to keep it from falling off of my page. I will however, only be checking THIS POST for responses. If you do not have a SALUTE photo, unless you've already talked to me somewhere other than on FUBAR, you will be deleted as of October 15. 2007. From TODAY on, if you do not have a salute, you will not be added. I'm sick of guys pretending to be chicks, and i'm sick of fake/multiple accounts. I want to be able to SEE who my friends are. Either create a salute by October 15th, or do not be surprised if you are not friends with me afterwards. (you may mail me a personal salute if you don't want to post one on Fubar however it must have MY NAME and the current date on the salute). Post here if you have a DAMN good reason why you can't. (posting here doesn't mean i let you off the hook, it just means that i will consider your reasons.) That is all, Love ya Sin Hey all, As some have noticed i did start deleting fr

Night All
Too Bored Tonight! Gonna crash early and I just want to say everyone have a great night..:) imikimi - Customize Your World If they get the rates up please remember me! LOVE YOU ALL Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA I have felt like doo doo all day due to a toothache for one, and I can hardly keep my eyes open now, so i just wanted to say goodnight to all my sexy friends..May you have pleasant dreams..:) Profile Graphics - hitupmyspot.com Just want to say I have to go for the night to defrag m

Cartoons
Lollipop Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop lollipop..... Call my baby lollipop Tell you why His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie And when he does his shaky rockin' dance Man, I haven't got a chance I call him Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop lollipop..... Sweeter than candy on a stick Huckleberry, chimry or lime If you had a choice He'd be your pick But lollipop is mine Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop lollipop..... Crazy way he thrills me Tell you why Just like a lightning from the sky He loves to kiss me till I can't see straight GEE, MY LOLLIPOP IS GREAT I call him Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop lollipop..... The Greedy Maiden (Lenape) Once long ago there was a Lenape maiden upon whom Kishelamakank, the Creator, wished to give a blessing of faith and understanding. The Creator led the maiden to the edge of a large corn field which was so large that as far as one could

Wolves Vs Domestic Dogs
This was recently sent to me when a friend heard that if Hilary Clinton became elected President, she was going to try to have the same kind of insurance implamented here. What do you think about this? This was sent from Canada to a friend in the States. I saw on the news up here in Canada where Hillary Clinton introduced her new health care plan. Something similar to what we have in Canada. I also heard that Michael Moore was raving about the health care up here in Canada in his latest movie. As your friend and someone who lives with the Canada health care plan I thought I would give you some facts about this great medical plan that we have in Canada. First of all: 1) The health care plan in Canada is not free. We pay a premium every month of $96. for Shirley and I to be covered. Sounds great eh. What they don't tell you is how much we pay in taxes to keep the health care system afloat. I am personally in the 55% tax bracket. Yes 55% of my earnings go

Disrespect
In case you forgot, people, since i know at least one person did tonight, DISRESPECT will NOT be TOLERATED. I won't post the conversation this time. There is more than one way to disrespect someone: 1 Name calling - slut, bitch, et cetera 2 Making lewd comments in my shout box (this disrespects both my boyfriend and I) 3 Steering a conversation towards something sexual and yelling at me when i say i don't wish to continue it. (it's fucking stupid, don't do it) 4 Telling me i should leave my boyfriend for you. (do i even need to get into this one?) 5 Telling me I have to rate something of yours. (i'm not your bitch, you don't get to tell me what to do) 6 NOT READING MY PROFILE. it's there for a reason. i will no longer respond to requests to cam or asking whether or not i have yahoo/msn/anything else listed on my profile. There are more ways to disrespect people, and if they come up, you will be blocked immediately. If you think you can weasel your way out of it by sendin

Random Musings
Chimpanzees enter into "deals" whereby they exchange meat for sex, according to researchers. Male chimps that are willing to share the proceeds of their hunting expeditions mate twice as often as their more selfish counterparts. This is a long-term exchange, so males continue to share their catch with females when they are not fertile, copulating with them when they are. The team describe their findings in the journal PLoS One. Cristina Gomes and her colleagues, from the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Germany, studied chimps in the Tai Forest reserve in Ivory Coast. She and her team observed the animals as they hunted, and monitored the number of times they copulated. "By sharing, the males increase the number of times they mate, and the females increase their intake of calories," said Dr Gomes. "What's amazing is that if a male shares with a particular female, he doubles the number of times he copulates with her, which is likely to increase the proba

The Wolf
I have returned from the nothing the dread loneliness of the ever more I have transformed from a seed and now I have grown... come, walk with me and I shall lead you through the nothing to return here again as The Wolf Of The Moon this is the year, this is the time. Among Our Hearts Stands the Wolf--His Heart Following Us Howl with the Wolf and Good will Follow You Look into the Eyes of the Wolf and See Who you Really Are We Hope and Pray that the Wolf will Stay--But that's Not Enough Gold is a Treasure--Waiting the be Found Wolves are a Creature--Waiting to be Rescued Let the Wolf Roam in Your Heart, Forever...

Love Frequency
FREE! 3 MP3 Casanova Night Musical songs 3 MP3 lilDevil ringtones 3 backgrounds DOWNLOAD NOW HERE! FREE! lilDevil Pill with Love Frequency now being distributed around the world! Love is Good for Everybody! DON'T SLEEP! TRY IT TONIGHT! Now, for the first time ever, the Love Frequency is being released to the public in the form of the Casanova Night Musical songs: lilDevil, Reach Up to Heaven and Only One Secret. The effect of the patented Love Frequency is to remove inhibition and allow a person's basic instincts to come forth. How do you use it? Step 1: Download the three songs for FREE from the first ever adult-oriented musical, the Casanova Night Musical. Step 2: Listen to the songs a few times Step 3: Download the songs and ringtones to your mobile Step 4: Select the song that you like the most Step 5: Set the selected song as the default ringtone on your mobile phone Step 6: Go out, party all night and get into the groove! DON'T SLEEP!

Casanova Night Musical
“I recommend this show for all those who are open to the ideas of love and sex!” The Casanova Night Musical is the almost-true story of the great lover Casanova presented in a risqué, 2-act show. The Night Musical is a new style for the musical world and is aimed at an adult audience of mature theatergoers 16 years or older. The story takes place in the 1750s and is set in both Venice and Paris; the subject matter is love in all its joyful and painful manifestations. In the Casanova Night Musical, the past and the present come together in set design, costume, dance and music and this classic theater performance is a collection of 17 songs with an exciting, pulsating visual presence on stage. In fact, the NIGHT MUSICAL shows nightlife in all its colorfulness. The music in the Casanova Night Musical covers a wide range of musical styles including chill out, lounge, jazz, rock, pop, world music and naturally true musical tunes as well. The action in the

The Whimsical Webs Of Raena
When dawn fades, into early morning light. Cudzu on the vine, dew drops crystal bright. Moisture drips, from the weathered edges. Creeps up the wall, and faded window ledges. Here thier love was borne, right at the break of dawn. In the shadows of, The Willow's song. Dark claws touch her face, with exquiste release. He senses her aura, no need to even speak. His translucent wings wrap around her, with infinte grace. She steps close to his chest, and touches his face. Tendrils of golden curls, and eyes of striking green. Talons so shiney and black, in the morning sun do gleam. With fluidic motion, there could be no deciet. reaching down, he swept her, completely off her feet. Together and Etherial, the dragon and she. Have journeyed through time, for endless eternities. They found that love, had surpassed it's bounds. it has no limits, it completely surrounds. In liquid grace, it fills the mold. And Love ...well... It's the greate

Whew......hottie 4 Sure!!!
Ok ladies I am sharing a friend of mine....just enjoy looking at his pics while you rate hehe!! He is for sure a HOTTIE.....spank his page really hard cause he LOVES IT!!! Ok guys you too....he is an awesome friend to have :) SHOW HIM THE LOVE AND IF YOU DONT HAVE HIM.....ADD HIS ASS!!! scotty2hottie93535@ fubar

Her !!
I knew from the beginning, That you were just a flirt and yet I fell in love with you knowing i'd be hurt. I tried to tie you down and make you love just one , But how could i do something no one else has ever done .

Contests
Hello Everyone! I am hosting my first contest starting today (April 14th) at Noon EST and running until the 28th at Noon EST. The Contestants Are: š.SAY.š http://fubar.com/user/1243989 Scooter http://fubar.com/user/888324 Ladystartara http://fubar.com/user/1143109 chris aka 'PROUD MEMBER OF CLUB FAR/FU HUBBY TO ANGELMORN http://www.fubar.com/user/150569 ♫ôChuggyô♫~the Naked*asst.mgr.@the~REAL~Red~Dragon~Loungeô♫ http://www.fubar.com/user/1365904 Deadman Walking http://fubar.com/user/1646357 Mz Chaos http://fubar.com/user/1029198 *****Disqualified! Rule specifically stated no green accounts and one was bombing her. When I went to visit the green account it no longer existed.

Chaos
for everything to calm down in life. I' cant wait to finally get out of school, I can't wait to get a better job - one that doesn't underpay me, I can't wait to finally be divorced so I don't have to deal with the harrassment and mean words. I feel like Miss America...all I want is peace...not world peace, inner peace, and thats really hard to acheive when other people come in and disrupt your quiet little sanctuary that you created for yourself. On top of this all I think I have carpal tunnel. Damn!....If you respond to this please do not list any hate comments or negative things...I'm sick of assholes on here thinkinging just because Fubar has no limitations that you have free reign to be as mean as you want. It doesn't work that way assholes...when I post a fuckin Mumm about what movie should I watch...I don't want responses like get off the computer you asshole we don't care...If you don't care, then dont read my shit... Yeah this blog totally turned around a little but here

You My Friend
I've written many lines quite easy to find All I had to see was you in my mind Thoughts so clear and bright Brought me a whole new world from darkness to light A picture is worth a thousand words! Only if it begins with I love you This much is true I'd search high and low for just a glimpse of you! Goes to the antage "What more can I do for you?" You touch a place in me long since withdrawn! Your warmth and presence brought me from hiding I hid all ! No sense lying I was a cold person! Didn't care bout dying With you in my life !So now I'm fighting! You gave me reason to go on You are the words to a true Love song I will keep you in my heart for evermore It's you my Love I truly Adore. Here I sit in another time. Searching my mind for yet another line Another line that never seems to define The Love I have for you! The Love i have for you occupies al of my mind! I didn't realize that from the start You

Life
All these memories Distorted, confused, unaborted You're discarding As a product of Circumstances granted existence Bestowed to me Give me closure Searching for solance Closure - am I still lost? And so you've forgotten me The boy devoid of your nursery For these lifetimes gone by I can't help question why Through the years denied this Closure Searching for solance Closure - am I still lost? Tears gone uncried Torrid inside And no face to relate to names to reply Especially when the memories Cut like a knife Left with just pages to which I confide Especially when the memories Cut like a knife Left with just pages to which I confide Give me closure Searching for solance Closure - am I still lost? Especially when the memories Cut like a knife -am I still lost? Left with just pages to which I confide Especially when the memories Cut like a knife -am I still lost? Left with just pages to which I confide. I hide my love for you in a d

Just Become A Vip
Well today, I bought my first VIP and I also bought my girlfriend Kate a VIP too, the only reason why I did was because I was at my limit for uploading pics and she was close too, so I said what the hell, buy her one too, anyways, I will only give 11's to the ladies and pics of them whether it be profile pic or any pic of themselves but not the NSFW ones though. I will not give them to guys, (I hate to do that, but it's my choice here, I don't expect them from guys anyhow), that's how I'm using my 11's and I'm sticking to it, ok?

Stupid People
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Deal or no deal? An online exchange between a woman looking for a husband who earns more than $500,000 a year and a mystery Wall Street banker, who assessed her potential for romance as a business deal, has cause quite an Internet stir. The anonymous 25-year-old woman recently posted an ad on the free online New York community Web site Craigslist, http://newyork.craigslist.org/, appealing for advice on how to find a wealthy husband. "I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all," the woman, who described herself as "spectacularly beautiful" and "superficial," wrote. "I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won't get me to Central Park West," she said, asking questions like "where do rich single men hang out?" The mystery banker, who said he fit the bill, offered the woman an analysis of her

Living With Tensional Headache
it's been almost a month since i haven't worked. doctor gave me the sick leave due to some strange headaches i was suffering. i was feeling bad since two or three months before but it wasn't that hard to get along with. but last month it was a total torture so i decided to go to the doctor. i was more worried than any other thing. it's not the same if you have a broken arm or your tummy hurts. this was something wrong in my head and it didn't allow me to have a normal life. work, hang around with friends, dinner with my gf, party... all the normal and fun activities in life became a physical and psycholigical torture to me. so i was really thinking i had a serious trouble of health. they gave me pills and more pills. nolotil, ibuprofen, imigran, dogmatil, naproxen, diazepam... none of those pills had a good result on my headaches and sickness feelings. finally i went to a neurologyst, he said i've been suffering from chronic tensional headache, and it's caused by physic and psychic

Pimp Out
Okay So I have NEVER done this before and I usually help pimp out others but Welllllll some one convinced me to join so I did and the very sweet (yes go rate her and be nice to her) Drew is holding the auction all ya gotta do is click the pic to the link Remember you dont have to bid im not gonna beg but if you want to then feel free Have fun fu-ing everyone!

Quite An Analogy
This was sent to me from an e-mailing list Im on. I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs , the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over

Sam's Blog
Two boys are playing football in a Manchester park when a rottweiler runs up and attacks one of them. The other boy rushes to help and manages to pin the wild dog down before breaking it's neck and killing it. A local newspaper reporter taking a stroll through the park sees what has happened and rushes over. He takes out his pad to ask the boys some questions.

Ugly Inside And Out!!
You know your a FAT, NASTY BITCH WITH AN UGLY ATTITUDE when... 1......guys pick you up with SOLO seat on there bike!!!..LOL! 2......you have to PRETEND to be f@cking somebody else's ex-piece of ass, by leaving juvenile comments on myspace. ( he is an EX for a very good reason, FYI and a bad piece of ass) 3......you go to thin chicks pages to find your buddies 4. ... you wear clothes 3 sizes to small, TRYING to look thin. 5......you talk down or badly to skinny people, 'cause deep down you really wish you WERE thin. ( 'cause your sick of getting your fat ass stuck in those little chairs; everybody else seems to be getting out of just fine!) 6......you can't post your own pix on your web pages (amazingly you pick a pictures of skinny chicks for yourself ?!!??). 7. ....your B/F doesn't pick you up and spin you around. 8......you can't leave the house without a bra, 'cause your stretch mark infested utters would hit your kneecaps. 9......yo

Get A Clue!!
I'm not the best writer so bare with me on this. Thanks! During this story about me I've witnessed death in front of my eyes countless times. It's wierd, but it made me never scared of life. I'll start off by saying, "thanks bitches for getting me started for the fact you bitch about what you have and brag about things you don't have!" I'm glad I'm me, let me tell you! I grow up in a low income background, believe me it wasn't always like that. I was a military brat and my family traveled all over the country. My dad had deep pockets untill he made some mistakes at the age of 30. My parents wanted to stay young and so they made stupid choices. (hello, who's perfect!) They tried to live large and then it caught up with them. So at the age of 11 to 16 I was cooking food for my brother and watching over him. (Wow, ramon noodles all most every night!) That sucked, but we're still living! At the same time the clothes that I had and my brother had were hand-me-downs.

10-11-07
This fantastically sweet woman just called me from Germany to cheer me up!! ♥♥CantSleepClownsWillEatMe™☺☺☻☻@ fubar Show her some love! this week has sucked. Tuesday I was hurting and soooooo tired I couldn't keep my eyes open. Stayed home and slept till 11:30.. then just laid in bed the rest of the day mostly. Wednesday even though I still felt totally crapped out I forced myself to go to work, got there and almost turned around and went back home, but I didn't I went on in and managed to stay all day. Come home to find out my husband decided he didn't need to go to work :/ And as soon as I walked in the door my oldest calls from practice and says someone come get me and I want to go to the doctor(he's been having headaches off and on for a week)so I sent the husband after him and proceed to make a phone call to the doc.. well ended up taking him to urgent care, and the doc on call decided that since he's a football player and has been ha

Their's A Dj In The House Welcome Dj Knightrider And Angel Eyes To Death Bbg Special Forces Lounge Welcome !!!!!!!!!
Hey Ya'all "NEW DJ IN DA HOUSE!!!" ~!~ DJ Midnight Rider ~!~ ~Owner Of House Of Dreams~ This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms. (repost of original by '~ WITCHESBREW ~ Fu Wifey TO KAGE ~ 3 C'S ~ READ PROFILE TY ~' on '2007-10-11 01:12:15') (repost of original by ' (repost of original by 'justm41' on '2007-10-11 03:54:46') (repost of original by '~ WITCHESBREW ~ Fu Wifey TO KAGE ~ 3 C'S ~ READ

Fubar Help
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Lifes Journeys
I recently experienced a challenge that Life journeys throws at you. I almost lost the one person that is my life, besides our three kids we have together. And it was all over being honest. How do you go from being a closed up person to a completly opened and honest person. My girl has always been completely opened and honest to me and now I almost lost her because of my past that I kept from her, when she never kept anything from me. Any comments please feel free. Thanks

Contest
I went to let the dog in at midnight this morning and the cat got out I went to get her and step on a board with a big nail in it and the nail went threw my foot. So I spent most of the day sleeping and laying around with my foot propered up and on pain meds they take off the edge but the pain is still there. Im hoping by tomorrow Ill be able to get back on the net. Just wanted to let everyone know whats going on. Hugs to all my family friends and fans know. Love yall! Talk to yall later. Thanks for reading. Hope everyone has a great weekend. I am wanting to hold a contest for the sexiest fubarians! First place will be a week's blast second will be three days and third will be one day! Anyone wanting to enter let me know. When I get enough contestants I will make another blog announcing the date it will start.Thank you for reading! Love yall! Smoochez and huggles!

Who We Are Is Defined By What We Do...
People should understand that it is mistaken to judge an activity for the time that is necessary to realize it… A good example of this concept is the case of the computer science expert who is called in order to fix to a large and extremely complex one computer … ...a computer that was worth more than 12 million than Euro. The expert, seated of forehead to the screen, presses a pair of keys, allegates with the head, say something to himself and then shut down the computer. To that point he extracts a small screwdriver from the pocket and gives a turn and means to one very small screw. Therefore, he ignites the computer and verification that all works perfectly. The president of the company is very happy and offers itself to pay the account immediately. "How much I must" it asks. "Thousands Euro, please" answers the man. "Thousands Euro!? Thousands Euro for little minute of job? Thousands Euro in order to tighten one simplest very small screw? I know that the computer is wort

Things That Go Bump In The Night...
Well, Since I need to get back into my writing, What type of writing shall I do.. Hmmm.. Well, Halloween is falling upon us so I guess I shall write a ghost story for you all.. I hope you enjoy it as much as do and Pleasant Dreams.. Dave just moved to a new town with his parents as they settled into their new apartment. Dave looked out to the window when he noticed a boy about his age playing in the joint back yard. He walks out there to find the boy playing with a paper air plane. He appeared to be Dave's age.. 8 or 9 years old. Short brown hair, deep blue eyes, and wearing a denim blue jumper outfit. It was dirty and rugged but Dave didnt care. Dave approached the boy as he wore a smile on his face. The other turned and saw Dave as he was making his way towards. The child smiled as well as he stopped all that he was doing. Soon they both started to talk and introduce each other. The other boy's name was name Billy.. And soon Billy and dave quickly became friends.. Dave would ru

Relationships
WE ALL HAVE THEM,SOME IS AN ILLUSION OF OUR SLEEP r.e.m.,BUT THEN THERE ARE SOME THAT CONSUMES OUR NIGHTMARES,WAKES US UP AND MAKES US CRY.THEY ARENT DREAMS OF GOULISH GHOST.THOUGH THEY CAN BE OUR GHOST OF THE PAST.BUT THE DREAMS WE LEFT IN ANOTHER RELM.THE ONES THAT BROKE OUR HEARTS,AND MADE US CRUMBLE.MADE US WISH,OUR LIFE NEVER BEGAN.THE ONE PROMISE IN OUR WORLD,AND BE TAKEN AWAY FORM US WITH AN BLINK OF AN EYE.YOU PACK FROM THE BOTTOM UP,AND YOU DONT KNOW WHICH WAY YOU WANT TO TURN,AND DEATH YOUR ONLY WISH.AND MAD BECAUSE YOU WOKE UP AND YOU ARE STILL HERE.TO FACE ANOTHER DAY.MY DREAMS WERE OF DEATH BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY.HELLISH DREAMS OF THE TORMENTS MY SOUL FACED OVER THE INTERIMS OF THE PAST.AND ONE DAY I SNAPPED.SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME,WOKE UP AND SAID ENOUGH.I DID IT TO MYSELF,AND I HAD TO GET ME OUT OF THIS FEELING THAT IT ONLY HAPPENS TO ME.IT DONT EVERYBODY GOES THROUGH SOME HELL.IT IS WHAT YOU HAVE LEARN,HOW YOU HANDLE IT AND WHAT YOU DO ABOUT IT. WELL I AM HERE TO

Documentaryies
Petro dollar recycling,combined with saddam wanting to settle oil trades in the euro rather the dollar is basicaly the reason iraq had to go down.And now iran threatens to settle oil trades in euros as well,as well as opening there own oil exchange.the american dollar is basicaly doomed according to this theory.this will provide a better understanding as to why,maybe thats why the amero is going to be introduced in 2008.everybody liked to see the bully get knocked on their ass in school,the world is going to love to watch the ignorant american people suffer when this happens.The american people will suffer like never before,but dont worry,the elite will still be the slave masters. for my own amusement i have decided to blog the documentaries i have seen.the one i watched today is particurarly good.it points out how this is not a war on terror but a war of terror.it points out how the US funded saddam and iran in the 80's to kill each other to w

Within The Soul
In Memory Of Katherine Faye (Christmas 1999-Cancer) Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA If I told you,today.My life changed the day we met.Would you beleive me? And if I said,that forever I will stay, would you doubt me? If I showed you everyday that I care,would it make you think about me ? When the morning comes and I am there.Would you kiss me? And when the day ends, Would you hold me? If today you told me,your life started the day you met me.I believe you.If you promise to stay forever,no doubts would cross my mine.If everyday no matter giving me a rose,or note on my pillow,saying you care,I would think of you every minute of the day.And the morning comes and you are there,I would kiss you upon your cheeks,and whisper in your ear,I will love you with ever breathe I take.And as the day ends,and night calls,I shall hold you,so tight,as we fall to sleep,I shall breathe upon your flesh,and you will know. Oh you will know that you are deep

Prayers So Needed For Kage's Mom Helen Nito's Dad Lostciveteto's Aunt Please
imikimi - Customize Your World I MISPELLED NITRO'S NAME SORRY , PLEASE FOR ME FOR KAGE MY LOVE OF LIFE MOM HELEN , NITRO HIS FATHER , LOST CIVETETO 'S AUNT . PRAYERS ARE VERY POWERFUL WHEN ALL COMES TOGETHER AND I PRAY FOR ALL HERE . IF I HAD WORDS TO EXPRESS MY NEED ITS FOR THEM , TY CHERIE AKA BREW . LOVE YOUS ALL

Daddy
FreeBird If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change. RIP January 15, 1965 - June 11,2006 Greg Hoffman a wonderfull father you will always be in my heart i will never forget you and will always miss you

Lmfao
So yeah.. this "guy" rates my profile and sends an add request. So I add and go to his page to rate, and rate pics.. started really looking at his pics and noticed something He doesn't have the same tattoos in all the pics LMFAO .. So I shouted him needless to say I deleted him. LMFAO

New Pictures From Monterey Vacation
I just wanted to let all who are interested know that I finally got my pictures from our whale watching trip up on the site. I wanted to send a quick invite to you guys to check them out if you feel like it! We had a wonderful Trip! We went whale watching. Someday...... I WILL live there! xoxo to all! Wendy

Children
Children Learn What They Live Children who live with Criticism, learn to condemn Children who live with Hostility, learn to fight Children who live with Ridicule, learn to be shy Children who live with Shame, learn to feel guilty Children who live with Tolerence, learn to be patient Children who live with Encouragement, learn confidence Children who live with Praise, learn to appreciate Children who live with Security, learn to have faith Children who live with Approval, learn to like themselves Children who live with Acceptance, learn to find love in the world

Leaving
AS MOST OF MY FRIENDS KNOW I WILL BE LEAVING FOR THE MOUNTAINS ON THIS FRIDAY..I'M SO NEEDING THIS ESCAPE AS WE ALL DO.I HAVE A FAMILY REUNION AT THE SAME TIME SO I FIGURED I WOULD COMBINE THE TWO.I LOVE YOU ALL AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND..I WON'T BE BACK UNTIL MONDAY NIGHT SOME TIME SO PLEASE DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME AS YOU KNOW I'M A TOUGH OLD BROAD...LOL ANY WHO I'LL BE STAYING WITH MY GREAT UNCLE WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE FOGGIEST WHAT THE INTERNET IS MUCH LESS OWN A COMPUTER.LOL SO IF YA MISS ME PLEASE LEAVE ME MAIL OR A MESSAGE.I'M SURE IT WOULD BE GREAT TO KNOW SOMEONE MISSED ME.I HOPE TO GET LOTS OF PICS BUT WITH THE HUNTING I PLAN ON DOING I PROMISE NOTHING...LOL HUGS AND KISSES, HEATHER

Jacob
There is a lil' man that I was informed about. His name is Jacob. He is a 10 y/o boy that has stage 3/4 brain cancer. He has 7 tumors that are inoperable. His wish is to get as many MySpace frinds as possible. Below is a copy of what is posted on his page. If anyone is on M/S.. PLEASE add him. As of today, he isn't doing all that well. Jacob's page is WWW.MYSPACE.COM/PRAYFORJACOB.... Here is what is posted, as of today..... ~~~Jacob Mcquade was diagnosed with stage 3-4 brain cancer. He has 7 brain tumors, all inoperable. His wish is to have a Myspace page with as many friends as possible. He enjoys reading all comments, messeges, etc... left for him by his new friends. If you do not get a response back, please do not get discouraged. Jacob is currently undergoing chemotherapy and tires easily. His weight has plummeted to a mere 63.8 pounds. He is losing an average of 2 pounds a week at this time. Please continue to pray for him as he fights this devastating disease. ~~~ Thanks f

Breaking And Entering...
BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Require

Sweets123064
if anyone see my blast please save and send it to me PLEASE and i will rate add and fan you and show you lots of love http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1830258000 http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1830258000

Life
I have very few close friends to me right now, because i have either pushed them away or have just plain out stop talking to them. it has taken me plenty of time to figure out what I want in life and what makes me happy. I know what i want in life, but I don'tknow whats going to make me happy all the time. At one point in my life I was very Happy. I had a man named Eric, he was the love of my life He made me so happy, but then he left me to go to Iraq. We would have been together for three years this past November and would have been married in May 2009. Yes i did say would have. Unfortunatley we lost contact a few short months and gained contact back. Just in time to hear him say that he loved me with all his heart and that he always will and then the phone went dead.My heart stopped. I didnt think anything was going to be that painful. The love of my life was no lponger in my life. he was gone.I still think about him often and I still miss him terrible. Sometimes i wonder what my lif

My Pride And Joy !
This was the announcment made by MY big sister today,About My Neice Caitlyn who is TAKIN ON THE WORLD ! !!!! Hi Everyone ~ Most of you know that Caitlyn has been extremely involved with our local YMCA since she was about 12 yrs. old. She has worked hard and accomplished a lot and all of her HARD Work has given her the best reward!!! In case you don't know...in Missouri the local YMCA's pick a "Student of the Year" and this year our branch picked Caitlyn! With this she was awarded a 2 year Scholarship to Lindenwood University!! This is a $33,000 Scholarship!!!! Each Branch winner is then Interviewed by the State Association for the Y and 1 Student of the Year is awarded a Full-Four Year Scholarship to Lindenwood! Caitlyn's Interview is Scheduled for October 29th! So everyone keep your fingers crossed and say a prayer that she is selected!! If not that's OK we are Grateful the 2 Year Scholarship!! But the other GOOD news is that today....Caitlyn received her

Drunken Ramblings
So I'm still groping my way around the 'bar, getting to know people, and apparently getting sh*tfaced in the process. Thanks so much to all the people who've given me lovin' (not to mention drinks!) and to my fan-freaking-tastic roomie for getting me hooked! I'll post some new pics after a few nights out. I'll try to remember the camera.

What A Day
My Kids went to stay with their grandparents for the Setember school holidays. My ex took them down for me, I was working. Stupid me trusted him with my car to take them there, as he ha a pick up and there are three kids. Imagine my surprise when I was pulled over by the highway patrol today and asked why i was driving an unregistered motor vehicle. I was polite at first, pointing to vehicle rego sticker saying December 2007. Got a little pissy when he tried to tell me that my car was unregistered. Entered a whole new level of pissed off, even for me, when after arguing and him doing checks to find that my car was given a minor defect (faulty indicator light) which had 30 days to repair and present for inspection. When it was not presented my vehicle registration was cancelled. K, The upshot???? I have fines totalling $700, an unregistered car, i have to get another safety certificate and re register it. They took my plates. Why????? Cause a fuckin retarded male couldnt be

Chinese Zodiac Sign - Rooster
Last night my boyfriend and I went out to dinner. We haven't been out in a while cuz of our work schedules so it was nice to get out. We had a $100 gift certificate for what I was told was a nice restaurant so we took the oppotunity to go. This is supposed to be one of the top restaurants to go to... I was very disappointed first of all with the service. We didn't go out until about 9pm but when we got there we were told there were no tables, even though I saw several empty ones. It took about 15 minutes before anyone even came up to us to ask if we even wanted a table! The place wasn't even busy!! Next we were told to go sit in the lounge area, that the food there was the same and we could sit right away. We went over there and it took about 10 minutes for someone to come and ask us if we wanted a drink. My boyfriend ordered a beer and I asked for a Pina Coloda. Safe enough order considering it was a bar type setting. I was told they didn't have them so to be safer (there was no

Out For A Couple Days
Hey guys, i'm gonna be gone this weekend, if not completely than almost completely. Leepus (who i'm staying with right now) has a family wedding and i'm going with him, so I won't be around. I do ask that you don't forget about me though! There were new albums added yesterday morning and the morning before, if you haven't had a chance to look at them... the three albums are night after birthday, New Pics, and Fishnets and Rope. Leepus took all the pictures, you should so check them out if you haven't, i don't know how but he makes me look good, lol :p Also, check him out if you get the chance! Love you guys, and you will be missed! Sin p.s. please read the previous two blogs if you haven't, they are VERY important to me and to all of you if you wish to remain in my friends. (also for those bitching about the deleting friends post, digital disposable cameras cost about 12 bucks, GET OVER IT, and if fubar isn't accepting your mobile media, send me the picture at Si

National Orgasm Month
REMEMBER THIS IS NATIONAL ORGASM DONOR MONTH..DO YOUR PART!!! GIVE TILL IT HURTS...REMEMBER WOMEN ARE LIKE SPAGHETTI,THEY ARE STRAIGHT UNTIL THEY ARE WET!!!!" or give me a yell at tracyhawk1@yahoo.or tracyhawk1@AOL. http://www.bebo.com/TracyH669.... add me baby,would love to chat and cam sometime,until then hard nipple hugs and deep wet kisses...bi bi tracy

10/12/07
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50230 Come to the lounge to hear my set I go on the air around 12:30 et come in to hear my entry Come join me and listen to music and the songs you want during HH

Dragon's Blog's
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW WHO I'M FRIENDS WITH... I want to know 30 things about you. JUST COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO WHERE YOU WOULD LEAVE A COMMENT... 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 8. Whats your philosophy on life? 9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 12. Do you think I'm attractive? 13. If you could change anything about me, would you? 14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 15. What do you wear to sleep? 16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 17. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? 18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 19. If you could kiss me anywhere in the world, where would we have our first kiss? 20. If you could kiss me anywhere on my bo

Friend List
hi, i have 432 friends in my list and there is already 3 weeks i'm all my day on fubar and notice a little bit only of this friends rate my stuffs I'm always here when somebody need help for level or contests when i am here, and i rate new stuffs of friends when i see them in my Bar Tab. SO : i gonna look since 48 hours again who are my real friends then i will make my list. (some quiet angels wich have NEVER rate anything for me are also concerned.) We cannot always have something without giving Back it will be too easy one more time i excuse my bad english but true friens know why.

Sex King
wow, my girlfriend last night told my since i have a high sex drive i can see other women, after she and her best friend had there way with me?? i about freaked!! but she said on one condition?? she pick's them...so far she likes my friend's in my list.. looking for women that would love to get there freak on. love pussy and everthing?? looking for some freak's to set on my face, and love forplay?? i have veay high sex drive. and love getting freaky??

We Miss You Timmy....
I realized last night that the one year anniversary of my friend Timmy's death is swiftly upon me. Timmy passed away last October 16th at the age of 22 due to an overdose of drugs and alcohol. Timmy was the sweetest and nicest guy I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. He would do anyhting for his friends, and was always there when you needed him. My best friend Ed has had a hard time dealing with this and still hasn't fully accepted it, I think a part of him things that Timmy will one day come walking into a room and say 'Gotcha!'. We miss Timmy everyday and I wish I could see him again. He was an amazing friend and a wonderful guy, he just liked to party too hard. So, Timmy, Wherever you are, We miss you and love you.

Words On Paper
For the Dragon searching the ground below her looking for something that catches her eye. Not really seeking another, but just some answers to some questions in her mind. Soaring this way and that, passing by communities of sorts, gandering answers here and there. The skies are a radiant blue, a river trickles down a distant mountain, she approaches. Behold the Rat who postures himself in such a manner to attract the attention of the mighty dragon. Standing on his riverside, preaching to a bunch of water goats (Capricorns) about a subject that the mighty dragon seeks. Perhaps not all the answers she looks for, but a Rat like no other, one that inspires her, encourages her fires to explode. Now the Postured Rat, occasionally takes flight with his favored Dragon, together seeking to do what is good among the masses. Only this Rat is uncertain in the direction to point, the Rat sees the goal, stands at it, and looks back, seeking to know how he came. The Dragon flew, she sees the la

Mumm
otay for some reason i write up one bad mumm and am now banned from mummin.... arg!!! so here it is for me friends and family :D uhum uhum *clears throat* coochie tats..... hawt or not? A 10 year old boy was watching a movie on the couch with his mom when an adult scene came up he asked her "Mom,what are they doing"?She replied "they're baking a cake". The next day she took him to the zoo,and when they walked by thew monkey cage 2 monkeys were mating.The boy asked"Mom,what are they doing"?She again replied"they are baking a cake".The boy asked "like you and daddy baked a cake last night"?"How do you know about that"she asked him. He answered"this morning I went into your room and licked the icing off the bed".

Contest Starting Soon!
*******Contest will be starting soon******* I have all my contestants. This would be a great time to get your bombers ready. .....and eat spagettios. o.0 contest will start in 1 hour 58 minutes. Remember: -no scripting or blasting -first to 80,000 wins a happy hour -next to reach 55,000 gets a 30-day blast and the rest of the prizes including 7-day blasts or VIPs are mentioned in the other blogs btw..blank comments are allowed. manual power commenting is allowed. we are trying to eliminate the scripting. no blasting no scripts.

Level
There are no words too even begin too describe this pimpout. Thank you too all of my friends and family for going above and beyond too make sure that I got SpotLight one last time. So many emotions came with this because of all of you. So too all of Fubar reading this these people go too the extremes for there friends.. Show mad love too everyone.. They deserve it.Ill never be able too repay all of you back but will do my best too always be there in any way I can.. All of these awesome people gave fubucks too help me. Please Fan, Add, Rate ~ Phoenix FuOwned By Arthur 155 and Proud Owner of James~Rider of the Love Machine@ fubar ~Mz Attitude~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar LOBOSHEWOLF@ fubar ~*Naughty*~*Blinky~AKA~*Girlblink182*~*StewieGriffin's Wife*~@ fubar Christie@ fubar ~slave~@ fubar Ladygray™@ fubar ♥Thyckie Thyck♥ Club FAR ♥@ fubar

Come Help My Friend Kittycat
Come help my friend out in her first contest. She has enter her cute son in a contest for the cutiest kid. So come help me rock her page and she is always there for others now she needs the help. Thanks Bitchy Babygirl here is the link

Leveling
as im sitting here trying to redo all my pics i keep hearing "you have fubar mail" bc some freaking douchebag keeps marking the dumbest pics NSFW... i have an idea who it was and i blocked him!!! and then it all stopped!!! ME FLIPPING OFF A CAMERA IS NOT A NSFW PIC!!!!!!!!!! if you assholes dont like it -- then DONT LOOK plain and simple!!!!!!!!!!!!! You want fubucks? Well I want to level!!! So heres the deal! If you rate all my pics will get approximately 30,000 points. I will pay you 40,000 fubucks to rate all my pics!!! If you give me your 11's while you do it I will give you an extra 10K fubucks!! This can be done over 1-2 days so I can easily verify you are rating me So just PM when you are finished!! I am also willing to pay fubucks for bling packs and autos let me know if interested! If you would like to donate a bling pack I will use all the credits on you!!!! ~~Perkkey~~@ fubar this rocking chick who helped me earlier in the day and was a sweetheart and

Biketoberfest
hey yall this really isnt a blog just lettin eveyone know that ill be busy for next 10 days workin event here at local bar were i work security at normally 530 to 230 am or so but ill prolly go in hr or so early through the week all yall have a good weekend and ty for yall for bein friends

Nsfw Content...n The Haters Who Make It So...
so my friend johnjacobjhs...recently posted a mumm about boobs! well seems she upset the fu-lords n it was DELETED! wat to do, wat to do.... why is it this ia an adult site, n we can talk dirty n show our cleavage n our junk but we can't type the word boobs...im not asking for anyone to be smart n talk about 'thats why we have the NSFW flag'...we got that, but over a word? she was simply talkin about her boobs, n about how all women have diff n the subject of gettin them done.....or being happy with the best of both worlds...she has a b n very large c.. but really...what is the deal? love how this site gives the freedom to be you n enjoy having fun...

Gone For A Bit
Ok my ex is taking his computer so I wll not have one for a while. Depends on how soon I can get one. So if you dont hear from me, that is what is going on. Don't disappear on me, just hang tight and I will be back as soon as i can.

A Dog's Purpose (through A 6 Year Old)
A Dog's Purpose... Through the eyes of a 6 year old. Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, And their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they Were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the Family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform The euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without

Jokes
17) "I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?" 16) "Anonymity makes me even more handsome." 15) "Your *dot* has me anything but calm." 14) "Do you swear under penalty of perjury that you are neither employed in law enforcement nor by NBC?" 13) "Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?" 12) "I dunno. Do u *want* me 2 b 16?" 11) "I'm 13, really cute, and certainly not an undercover agent of any sort." 10) "i wud luv 2 get u ROF, even if u don't L." 9) "In cyberspace, no one can hear me scream your name." 8) "I've fully rebooted from my last relationship." 7) "Hey, my wife's going to be at some convention, any chance you could hitch a ride to Chappaqua next week?" 6) "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?" 5) "My AIM says IM the one for you." 4) "My name is Misty, and I speak Klingon." 3) "I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software com

My Friend Name Judy
It been a crazy day today! I decided to relax and get away from the networking world. I though damn it just getting to me! I have met interestng people and I enjoy what I do it sometimes take your soul into a different level and you cannot stop it is like all you want to do is keeping advertising,promoting,even looking for romance - Do you believe this! How many people I have met and want to have computer sex-what the heck is that? This whole networking is getting out of hand. I sitting there saying computer sex...what is the difference of me alone with my five bestfriends....my right friend is call Judy! Well, Judy wears great rings, diamonds,rubies, and I love her style. The bracelets are absolutely beautiful! If you want to check out Judy jewelry please go to : http://www.storesrus.blogspot.com Please tell her that I send you. A fascinating experiment is carried out by the Institute of Family Therapy with it news Recruits.Before the Infividuals in the group have g

Why?
Why does he have to be so mean to me at times? I love him with every thing I have but yet he still has to be so mean and cocky. I try so hard to be what he wants and needs. AND sometimes I just feel like he would rather not be here. Sometimes I can see the distance in his eyes as if he's a million miles away. As if he's thinking about someone else and wishing he was there instead of here. I just don't know anymore. I know he'll say thats it not me, he just has alot on his mind, but it doesn't change the fact that he makes me feel that way. yeah so we get into a little tiff today over the cell phone bill, he mentioned about the number of text messages that i had going out. So I mentioned the number he had going out but my bad was that i misread it. He sorta gives me attitude about me misreading it and said that I yelled at him. Which btw I didn't. So I said hmm thats funny i don't recall yelling at you. He's like okay you BARKED at me. Yea i was pissed well more like hurt at the way h

Greetings Everyone
Okay, I am writting this because I don't know how else to go about it. I am going to come out into the open with one of my deepest darkest secrets. *Holds breath* I am not straight, I am Bisexual. There, I did it, does it feel better? Yes a whole lot better. I have been Bisexual since the age of 16. For those of you who don't know what a bisexual is...It means that I like not just men but Women also. My boyfriend that I have is very understanding of me being Bisexual (Bi for short). He has even given me permission to go and get a girlfriend. (Like I said he is very very understanding about this) For those in my family alls I can say is that I am sorry I could not tell you guys in person and That I am sorry I didn't come out with this sooner. I know that this is a shocker, But it really shouldn't be. If you have ever watched me closely you would of seen me checking other girls out, I would make up the excuse of " I like her outfit" or " Nice shoes"

Oh Snap
HELLO....FRIENDS...BOMBERS...2ND ALARM HOTTIES... CONTEST STARTS AT 4PM EAST COAST TIME!!!! I AM YET ONCE AGAIN IN A CONTEST...YES THIS ONE IS BIG AND IM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY GONNA NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS ONE! I AM GOING AGAINST 19 OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE PRIZES. I HAVENT DONE A CONTEST IN A VERY LONG TIME SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A SHOT AND HAVE FUN WITH IT. SO IF YOU COULD PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME(NO LIMIT) AND RATE ME ALSO OKAY CUZ RATES DO COUNT. ALSO PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD TO HELP ME OUT AND JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN. THANKS SOOOO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP!!! CLICK HERE FOR THE CONTEST!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXO

To Any Fucker Who Asks To See My Private Folder
So I keep getting alot of pig headed men straight up asking and begging to see my private folder.... well, I snapped and typed this letter back to a guy....he is no longer on my friends list, and I thought the letter I typed him should be made into a blog. How nice. ----------------------------------- Its very hard to make me mad...I don't give losers on the internet that much credit. Its not my fault half the population on this site doesn't know to read, or even use the whole left side of their brain. What pigs need to realize is, this may be an adult site, but that doesn't mean every woman on here is going to whore themselves out to strangers. Some chicks actually have brains...and things to do in life that are productive.... Now why on earth would I show you my private folder, when I don't even know you, and you have made no attempt what-so-ever to get to know me? Do you think because I'm young...I'm desperate for attention, and stupid? LOL I don't think so.... ---

Bubba Died
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."

Really Bad News
Richard Jeremy Spires Commercial Diver CARROLLTON, Ga. - Mr. Richard (Jeremy) Spires, 27, entered into rest Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at the Tanner Medical Center. Memorial services will be held Sunday, October, 14 2007 at 2:00 P.M. in Calvary Baptist Church with Dr. Wayne Hunsucker officiating. Interment will follow in Hillcrest Memorial Park. Jeremy was a native of Augusta, Georgia and a Certified Commerical Diver. He was a member of Calvary Baptist Church where he taught Sunday School. He was well loved by the community and a friend to everyone he met. Jeremy has large extended family in the area including aunts, uncles, cousins, and adopted brothers and sisters as well as many friends. Survivors include his parents, Richard Eugene Spires of Charlotte, NC and Mary Hillman Williams of Beaufort, SC; maternal grandparents, Mary and Preston B. Hillman, Sr. of Augusta; paternal grandparents, Paul and Jennie Hankinson of Aiken, SC; daughter, Jasmine Nicole Spires of North Augusta, S

Fetish's
I ran across a "profile comment" that said Fetish Friday and it got me thinkin about all the different fetishes and what makes everyone different. Though some may really be beyond others imagination isn't a fetish just another way we express our selves? Some can be kinky, some may be as simple as the way you do an everyday task. Anyways... guess I'm not really makin alot of sence here but I would like to see what you all think about them and if you have any. Thanks

Contest Help
ok every1 my man needs all the help he can get hes in a happy hour give away... just click on the pic to be link to the contest.. ******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* Im going to be hosting yet another contest: The Rules: WE ONLY NEED 3 MORE PEOPLE TILL CONTEST STARTS This is a comment bombing contest ****FYI: Absolutely NO blasting or scripting. (these are the easiest to pick out and will be monitored. Violators will be disqualified without notice)**** SELF-BOMBING IS ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED A minimum of 20 entries will be needed (No NSFW pics) The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take th

In N.y.c.
Well as some of you know I have been going through some major health problems lately. I have gone through so many test and minor opperations over the past few months only yo find out that I have partial kidney failure do to the fact that I was born with a birth defect where I was born with 2 uriters going from each kidney to my bladder (the normal kidney only has 1 from each) and the one extra uriter got blocked and backed up and just shut down. So now here on Monday October 22, 2007 I am to have surgery to remove it. I'm worried about it and afraid a little bit. The opperation will last for about 3 hours and will be at Cleveland Clinic. So if I'm not here you know where I will be I would love to chat with everyone while I'm on the way to recovery so if you want I can give you my cell and my yahoo IM so I can still chat with you all. Can't wait to come back will only have access to the internet for 2 more days after today. I wish you all the best, Chris Hi all I'll be in New Yor

Too Many People Put Off Something That Brings Them Joy!!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal fa

Joke's On You
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-ear old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March . . ."

Halloween
Halloween Lingo... Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra. Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge. Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween. Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde." Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin. Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week. Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee. Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking. Skeleton: Any supermodel. Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with. Witch: See "Mother-in-Law. " Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee

The New Guy
Just found this site earlier today and thought I'd have a look. Seems like a fun place, if anybody has any questions or whatever for me I'd love to hear from you. Posted my page a few hours ago so I guess I'm working on things. Okay, off to get some dinner. Have a good one, all.

Help Them
This guy helps EVERYBODY when they need to level up or bomb then heck out of his friends who are in contests, it is definitely time to show our thanks for all that he does. How do I know all this you ask??? Because we are the leveling/bombing duo around here...lol If you don't know Scooter you are missing out on a VERY cool person, he and his wife Brunette Babe freakin' RAWK!! Let's make him a Fu-King before his birthday. $ç()øTéR™--(Hubby of Brunette Babe)-{PM shift leader of Demon Crew}@ fubar Even if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself. Breathing is kinda nice, too. He used to be homeless and hungry. If you love me, click this and feed someone like him. Half the men on here are out for the nude women. If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die. You were a child once... If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone

Cute Stuff For Dirty Minds
A man walks into the dentist\'s office with aline toothache, and after the dentist examines him, he says, \"That tooth has to come out. I\'m going to give you a shot of Novocaine and I\'ll be back in a few minutes.\" The man grabs the dentist\'s arm, \"No way. I hate needles. I\'m not having any shot!\" So the dentist says, \"Okay, we\'ll go with the gas.\" The man replies, \"Absolutely not. It makes me sick for a couple of days. I\'m not having gas.\" So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, \"Here,\" he says. \"Take this pill.\" The man asks, \"What is it?\" The doc replies, \"Viagra.\" The man looks surprised, \"Will that kill the pain?\" \"No,\" replies the dentist, \"but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth.\" VASELINE DOES THE TRICK This guy had always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer t

Twylyghtgoddess Blog
please be patient with me until i get this site navigated... if i dont return a favor its cuz i dont have any fubucks...lol..i promise i will... if i dont mail u back, or add as favorite, etc it is cuz i am just having a heck of a time i wouldnt ever intentionally ignore u...be rude to you...or make u feel like u are not important... it is not in my nature to be like that... just that its been awhile since ive done all of this online stuff...k one day it will just hit me and i ll be like ..kewl..i got this... so please do not feel or think that im ignoring u or u are not important to me.. love to u twylyght

Lip Lovers Happy Hour Contest!
I made a mistake!!! Dont fire me! I put the wrong END date for the contest... its a 10 day contest not a 7 day! SO... the END date, is Nov 5 at 6pm PST... Sorry guys! Good Luck! The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 5, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! There are only 3 slots left open! If you haven't entered yet, and would like to, please fumail me with the pic you would like to use!

For My Friends,family And Fans.
My ex is at it again and has ripped my salute photo (the only picture I CANNOT block to anyone but family and friends.) I am blocking ALL of my pictures to anyone but family for now.I am sorry about this to all of my friends.He just happens to like to send a friendship request and I dropped my guard so I don't know if he has an account on here other than the one of him I just found. I am also NOT going to be accepting any new friendship request for awhile. I am going to be going through my friends and if there is not a salute picture or something that lets me know who you are...I will be deleating. This is for my safety and I am sorry to anyone that this offends. Thank you, Heartsound

Hey Friends
ok i know i have alot of pics but most of my friends do but come on i have over 4,000 friends and if u cant give my pics some love well NSFW only friends i put in my family can see.so if u love me as a friend show some luv or get the fuck off my friends list

Photos
Im really getting tired of thgis so called adult site. It seems like almost all of my photos get marked nsfw at some point. It shouldn't matter what the pics look like if they are supposed to be nsfw then people shouldnt open them at work. I shouldnt have to mark my pics just because people dont want to see them. If this is a adult site then people should know what kind of pics adults put up. i am going to start deleting friends cuz im tired of all this nsfw shit. If your just going to mark my pics then dont look at them. i posted them for me not you!

You Know Ur Aussie When
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Austral

Boo!! Giggle
Hey there...sexy friends..:) Sitting here catching a buzz...I have a toothache though..hopiing these white russians will dull the pain...but ne way..:) I am bombing a friend of mine thats in a contest right now. If you wonder what bombing is, it means you comment on a pic over and over again. If you have time this Fine fubar friday, can you stop by the link below and drop a few? I would love you forever..like I already do...giggling, and hey! We all know what happens when I catcha buzz huh?..Pics again!! LMAO Hugs and kisses Click the pic and Bombs away!

Aussie Slang Dictionary..... Help Americans Understand Us
A Ace! : Excellent! Very good! Aerial pingpong : Australian Rules football Amber fluid : beer Ambo : ambulance, ambulance driver Ankle biter : small child Apples, she'll be : It'll be all right Arvo : afternoon Aussie (pron. Ozzie) : Australian Aussie salute : brushing away flies with the hand Avos : avocados B B & S : Bachelors' and Spinsters' Ball - a very enjoyable party usually held in rural areas Back of Bourke : a very long way away Bail (somebody) up : to corner somebody physically Bail out : depart, usually angrily Banana bender : a person from Queensland Barbie : barbecue (noun) Barrack : to cheer on (football team etc.) Bastard : term of endearment Bathers : swimming costume Battler : someone working hard and only just making a living Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic Big-note oneself : brag, boast Bikkie : biscuit (also "it cost big bikkies" - it was expensive) Billabong : an ox-bow river or watering hole Billy : teapot. Conta

Hunger
Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside, Looking up from the dark where it hides, Telling me, to move aside. Feed the need, as it cries, "provide" Forced to pace from side to side Hunger pains will over-ride, All those feelings of pride. Craving another's touch to open wide All the sensations that it provides. Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside

Friends List
Hi everyone! As I have said MANY TIMES, I think I have the BEST FRIENDS on Fubar! Over the past few weeks I have accepted quite a few new friends. Soooooooooooo, it's time to go through and thin the list down a bit so it stays manageable. Those of us who have kept in contact with each other will be friends for as long as Fubar exists, and probably longer! Those who seem to be either too busy or don't care about the importance of real friendship will be deleted. I need a list that I can go through daily so I can comment to each of my "real" friends as much as possible. Sooooooooooo, my list will become somewhat smaller by the end of the weekend. Manly P.S., If any of you have any questions why I am doing this, please read my "About Me" section on my profile! Have a GREAT weekend!

A New Face
This is a friend and he is BRAND NEW to fubar.....YAY....we all like new faces!!! Please stop by and rate/fan/add him please. He only has one pic right now but will be putting more up so for now just help him get some friends started!! THANKS ALL.....LUV YA & HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND!!! MUAHHSSSSSSSSSSS True Felt Heart@ fubar

Pervs
melodysworld.tk Pweez Why is everyone on this site a pervert? Just cause youre an "adult" doesnt mean you have to run around being horny all the time. Im 21 and there are like 30-50 year olds hitting on me and telling me Im sexy. that sounds like some fucking dateline bullshit. Im calling Chris Hansen Ive been sober for months.. and working graveyard is eating my soul away...

Hilarious
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!" A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes." Do you believe this?

Powerful Lyrics
Since you been gone I feel my life slipping away I look to the sky And everything is turnin' gray All I made was one mistake How much more will I have to pay Why can't you think it over Why can't you forget about the past Chorus: When love makes this sound babe A heart needs a second chance Don't put me down babe Can't you see I love you Since you been gone I've been in a trance This heart needs a second chance Don't say it's over I just can't say goodbye So this is love Standing in the pouring rain I fooled on you But she never meant a thing And I know I ain't got no right To ask you to sympathize But why can't you think it over Why can't you forget about the past Chorus I never loved her I never needed her She was willing and that's all there is to say Don't forsake me Please don't leave me now A heart needs a second chance You've been gone, and I've been in a trance This heart needs a second chance Don't say it's over I just can't say g

Hey All
well lets see last time i wrote a blog i asked forprayers for my momma. we still need them and i greatly appriciate those of you who are. bless you. ok mom is out of the hospital, the doc sent her home. he said she had to wait 4~6 weeks for her surgery. the antibitics have to run thier course and they have to make sure the infection is gone before they do surgry. wow!!! we found out what exactly the surgery entails. they're going to cut my mommy in half, length wise. to remove her colon. woa!!! major surgery. needless to say mom is terrified as are the rest of us. anyways, she has a doc apt. 2day to get her white blood cell count checked. if everything is on the up and up she'll have the surgery in 3 weeks or so. my sister finally came home thursday by the way. which is fantastic! thats ALOT of stress off mom. and she doesn't have to wonder what niks is doin or where shes at. anyways, plwase continue to pray for my momma and family.... thanyou and many many many blessing

Help Please
FIRST I WANT TO SAY THANKS SOOOO MUCH TO ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN VOTING DAILY... YOU ALL ARE AWESOME!! THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME AND I TRULY APPRECIATE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE VOTE.. LOTS OF LOVE & HUGS TO YOU!! This means SOOOO MUCH that I am willing to pay you... ~*THIS IS R/L STUFF HERE*~ **we are currently in second place** QUALIFICATION ROUND... MAY 15TH--JUNE 20TH **during this time** i will give you $1000 fu-bucks per vote... i will bling you for your first vote (1000 pts + 1000 fubucks) *will go up in final rounds* YOU ARE ABLE TO VOTE ONE TIME PER DAY!! Click on the bottom of the player and vote.. once you vote message me and I will send you $1000 fu-bucks... **i will bling you as often as i can** PLUS... EVERY 40th vote (from fubar) will receive a 3 day blast ~OR~ bling pack so be sure to message me once you have voted ~~MY FRIENDS KICK ASS~~ I know we can get this record deal.. with a little help from you *

Roadwitch
Image - copyright 1998 Lo Scarabeo S.r.l. The Nine of Wands card suggests that my power today lies in remarkable gratitude. I am not a victim. There are no lost causes. "I've been there, done that, and know suffering -- but it's all good." I'm still standing. "Can't touch this." Self-pity is an excuse to do nothing. To appeal to sympathy for pity's sake is to seek affirmation of the choice to do nothing. I am empowered by the spirit and support of meaningful experience and I transform with silent resilience. Complete Surrender 7/2/04 1:00 am Debra For many years I stubbornly fought loosing my Identity for which i sought. Thinking by giving my all to one man would take away my purpose and my plan. Relationship after relationship it remained the same, ending in hurt and placing blame. Then one day you took me by surprise and showed me the answer before my eyes. By completely surrendering my all to you I discovered the things i never knew.

All Better
Well for those of you who have read my previous blog.....EVERYTHING IS GOOD again. I guess it just stemmed from the both of us being tired, sleep deprived and whooped from working all week. We talked and its all good now.

Lil Of This And That
well i found out ya only get one vote per blog no matter how many entries... so i moved the tune lyrics to the stash and made this one... ok so its all about the pointz... but wtf there are some lazy bitch's on here that rate one pic or not even rate at all... so i gotta get what i can any way i can!!!!

Heart Breaking
{repost} I am warning you, this is very, very, VERY sad! You may need a tissue... She was only five, This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one was around. She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents Unlock the door, She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries. She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, And the poor child was beaten As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a

Halloween
Halloween is an annual celebration and this event is fraught with traditions from around the world. The basic traditions associated with Halloween are as follows : JACK'O LANTERN : These are hollowed out pumpkins with a face cut into one side. People once carved out beets, potatoes and turnips to use as lanterns on Halloween. Nowadays we carve out pumpkins. According to an Irish legend, jack-o-lanterns were named for a man named Jack, who could not enter heaven because he was a miser. He could not enter hell either, because he had played jokes on the devil. So instead, he had to walk the earth with a lantern until Judgment Day. This was later brought into existence as one of the most popular halloween tradition. Fire : Fire is an integral part of the halloween tradition. Fire was very important to the Celts as it was to all early people. In the old days people lit bonfires, to scare away evil spirits. They believed that light had power over darkness. In some places they use

Quiz
BE BRAVE AND SEND IT BACK TO ME 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. Where would u like my cum to go? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! TITLE IT "NAUGHTY APPLICATION

Hospital Time
i had the op on monday the 15th had a spinal block was awake thru the op pretty wierd feeling was told the knee was chewed up pretty bad and the next op will be the big one a total knee replacement so i will find out abt the next week when i see the dr post op so will keep u posted abt that one well i must rest now the knee is giving me a bit of pain atm so i seem to be resting heaps bye for now

Help Her She Is Very Sweet
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO HELP HELP I LOST MY LEAD.. THATS WHAT I GET FOR SLEEPING.. BAD ADVICE TO WHOEVER TOLD ME TO GET REST.. LOL (repost of original by 'S*U*P* MIZZ SHADY' on '2007-11-11 16:01:00')

Crimes Of Passion
Crimes of Passion The end of September suddenly changed in Colorado Springs. The hot summer days went directly to a cold rainy climate just as Labor Day passed. The trees changed what seamed like light coming on. From the deep greens of summer to the vibrant colors of fall. The warm breeze had but a cold chill with every breath it gave. Streets and lawns were covered with dark brown sheen of remnants of the decaying oak and maple leaves. Tami awoke around 10 a.m. that Saturday morning. Her head and body ached from the night before. She felt a little hungry but she knew there was no way she could eat anything. The dry cotton taste in he mouth convinced her that he needed a glass of water only. She went into the bathroom and took a big glass and began to take slow but decisive sips. Standing naked in front of the mirror she peered at her eyes. They indicated to her that was indeed a long night before. Stepping into the shower the hot steaming water rushed all over her shapely curv

I Hate Nightmares...
Hello all! If you don't know me very well, then you may not understand this, but I really just need to get it off my chest. I am VERY into dreams. I think that there are sole reasons for them, and I believe they have have a plethora of meaning. I, myself, have dreams just about every night. Usually senseless, until lately anyway. I mean, I usually can't remember the dream the next day. I still think the dream has meaning and I still think it's sufficient, but I feel I remember the dreams that God wants me to remember. I've been having happy dreams lately about someone who has become very close to me. Granted, he's my fubar hubby, but anyway moving on. My dream last night started off with my little brother Richard and me entering a pretty dangerous contest. The contest was to swim into a cave and risk getting our hands eaten off by some weird animal, to get whatever was hidden behind these animals. It wouldn't have mattered if a glut of people showed up, they would all ge

I have met so many really good people on Fubar! Unfortunately I will have to be offline for about a month or so. My grandson, Jayden Sage was born Sept 11th, and my son and his wife had the papers in process to adopt him. CPI stepped in and said since it was an out of state adoption they needed more, so here I am at 54 being a foster mother to a newborn! I already have a 4 yr old daughter I adopted at birth, so my time and finances are stretched now. KY is giving my son such a bad time with all this that he is thinking of getting out of the military for a year so he can get Jayden quicker, which I have to say I am a little happy about. He has been in the Army for almost 7 yrs, has deployed twice to Iraq and is being deployed in Jan to Afganistan. His own son was 8 months before he ever got to hold him! Any way, (boy do I ramble) to all the awesome ppl I have met on here, I will miss u all but will be back! MWAHHHHHHHHHH

Very Important
As I read the bullentins and having been a victim myself,it saddens me tremendously to know that a little angel is going thru this, that is why this is especially important to me to get the message out...PLEASE send prayers, love and support to Laura. A few kind words and support goes a long way...Lets show her that we here on fubar really care about our friends and are willing to share, help and give all the support we can....Hugs M'Lady Tina Ladymoose760~President/Recruiter of the Quiet~Angels@ fubar

Nutty
will here is a little about me im a single dad with a 4yr old son i support him try and bring him up with plz and thank you and try and teach him that everything in life is important i lost my father 3yrs ago and hurt me bad i ended on the drink and nearly lost my son i have been to the gutter and now on the way up. i keep my life and my son life simple and no complications in it i dont like been lied to or s??? on. my son is my life and that is the way. i have a heart of gold and do things for other people and thats the way i like it. i play football,ruby with my son take him to football matchs and ruby games. all i am looking for is friendship at the moment. Will if something happens on here then i have to thing that if i got hurt then my son would but if it felt right then i would have to tell my son why dad has someone in his life i dont lie to him and he knows what the truth is and what a lie is and thats how i have brought up my son.well that is a bit about me if you dont like it

Time To Sto And Thinh
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there.

Painful Reflections
; Rate my poem, Go here I tried to start anew But what has happened to you? You are suddenly gone When I wake to see the dawn You are still not here So I shed another tear So back up goes the wall No one can touch it all My heart is safely put away and will not see the light of day Behind those walls made of steel that help me to not feel. The pain is real Its all I feel. These tears they fall I cannot stop them at all. Freely they flow Will they ever go? Can I forget and live without regret? This pain will disappear When I shed my last tear.

My Best Friend
Kacey- I wish there was something that i could say or do to make you hate me a little less. i dont know what else to do, so i am writing you a letter to try and close the wounds that i have from you not wanting to be my friend, my best friend, anymore. For the last 6-8 years that i have known you, you have always been there to either listen to my problems or to be someone that would belp brighten my day. Sure there has been a lot of tme where we didnt talk, but thats because our lives have been busy and took a different path. But in the last 5-6 months something happened where we were able to resume our friendship, like it had never gone away. I enjoyed everything we ever did; whether it was the drive-ins, dinner and a movie with the girls, r even just coming up to your house just to be with you. All of the time i spent with you was the greatest time of my life. until last saturday. I have never heard ou get that mad and yell that loud at me. You had your valid reasons to be upset and

Auction
I KNOW YOU WANT TO OWN ME!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HERES YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ME. COME BID ON ME....ILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE HERES THE LINK: COME TAKE A LOOK....SHOW ME WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER TO OWN ME!!! Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their s

Ramblings
Today October 19th I choose to be happy, and if I cant be happy I sure as hell can fake it. My hunni will be home in a few hours and he certainly dont need to see the emotions I have had the past few days, yet he has heard them all in my voice. Today I choose to show Rudi just how much I love him, to shower him with my love and admiration. Today I choose to smile, even if I feel like I am dying on the inside, nobody will see it on the outside. Today is a new day and I choose to look at it as just that. How can I feel so alone when I have someone that makes my heart pound and rush whenever I look at them or think of them. I am feeling self pity right now not knowing where I am going to stay when I go back to the states. I feel so confused and so alone. Maybe one day I will have a place to call 'home' again. Right now I feel like a ping pong ball that keeps getting bounced off the table. Next week I am getting a new tattoo with the word strength written in Japanese Kanji on my

The Biker
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

Firearms Refresher Course
Taken from another mailing list I am on.... interesting thoughts.... 'Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.' ~ Thomas Jefferson (This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly!) FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the

Birth Control
PASS THIS ON EVEN IF YOU DO NOT USE IT Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly grad student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out. They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately too k her by helicopter to the ER to operate. By the time they removed the right half of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain; the clot had spread to her brain causing severe damage. Since last Wednesday night, she was battling… they induced her into a coma to stop the blood flow, they operated 3 times… Finally, they said there was nothing left that they could do... They found multiple clots in the left side of her brain… the swelling wouldn't stop, and she was on life support… She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband, and 2yr old Brandon and 4yr old Justin.. The CAUSE of DEATH - they found was a birth control she was taking that allows you

Reflections On Riding
The sun on my face creates a safe space I can see through the rain that tormented my brain Its suddenly all clear the storms cannot reappear The wind whipping my hair I have not a care Freedom I feel on my horse made of steel. Wind screamin in my ears Tell tales of many years The journeys of others of my sisters and brothers Some precious moments in time that clear away the slime of all the troubles I feel part of life's dirty deal My mind is now clear of all that I fear Time to move on until my troubles are gone Its time to go forward with new goals to move toward The payoff will be great For this is my fate The wind in my hair The sun on my skin Its freedom I feel, on my horse made of steel. It is beyond compare to be able to share these feelings with others called my sisters and brothers a kinship of one never to be undone.

My Writings, Rantings And Loves.
Things to know about me- ~I am a mother first and formost. My son is everything to me. ~I am recently married and very much in love. In all, we have been together for almost 5 years. ~I wear mostly jeans and sneakers. I dont care to wear heels, I am tall enough. ~I am here for friends only and will not flirt or post unclothed pics of myself. ~I love modern rock-linkin park, lennon, papa roach, is mostly what I listen to. ~I do not play head games and I do not play dumb. I am myself. ~I am going to college in january. ~If something is not fixed, it bugs the living crap out of me. ~I like people that honest and loyal, I hate meaninless drama and liers. ~I like to read. ~I curse alot. ~I love horses and dogs, espeacially black labs. ~I love a good horror movie, gruesome and gory movie that holds the edge of seat. ~I like the arts-drawing, poetry, photography,paintings and plays. ~I like to watch the rain and love thuderstorms. ~I love dark

Hey Everyone
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Some About Me!
Well I live in my own little world for the most part. I have my friends and family around on a regular basis! I enjoy having fun with them all. I have some friends that I enjoy more than others and we tend to find trouble when together. My kids are old enough to tend to themselves whe I decide to go out. That is something that I have sacrificed for yrs......my having fun. I have basically been single for 9 yrs now! Time for me to let my hair doen some!

Freinds??
THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__ ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 4 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU CAN BE ON THE TOP LIST OF ALL FOUR PEOPLE AND AT THE END REFER BACK TO CANDLE MANN TO BE ADDED TO THE CM PIMPOUT ,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 4..IF YOU ARE IN THE TOP 4 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL (YOU WILL HAVE A TOTAL OF FIVE 5 PEOPLE COUNTING CANDLE MANN ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN THANXAmber aKa CaSpEr - Dbo71's Woman - SCF Bombers Freedom Bombing/Leveling Family If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them

Abby
Abby's almost to Level 25!! WOOHOO!!! So she's hosting ONE MORE comment bombing contest to help her get there!! Most comments win! Rates are worth 5 points! Photo theme - your choice! (No nsfw) ~*~ FIRST PRIZE ~*~ 30Day Blast or 3 Month VIP ~*~ SECOND PLACE ~*~ 7Day Blast or 1 Month VIP ***************RULES*************** 1. First Place must receive a minimum of 35,000 points to win. 2. Self-bombing and Bombing Families allowed. 3. Contest starts Wed Oct17 8:00pm CST 4. Contest ends Wed Oct24 8:00pm CST 5. ALL ENTRIES MUST HAVE at least 300 comments by end of first contest day (midnight) to remain in the contest. No Exceptions! If you'd like to enter, send your photo to... Abby ~*~Screw the roses, Give me the thorns~*~@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!!! Those of you on her friends list will receive a fu-gift for reposting. Thank you! "Jump Around" gif courtesy of misterfeet@ fubar Thank you, misterfeet!!

Would Like To Announce " Our Fubar Engagement " Kage & Cherie
WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE KAGE & WITCHESBREW ARE FUBAR ENGAGED AS OF OCTOBER 12 TH , 2007 imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World

Reposting
I just read this somewhere and thought I'd put it here even though it's not like BIG news or anything, idgaf right now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Safety and security is a big issue on the Internet these days. And what may seem like common sense to a lot of Web users may be new information for the less Web-savvy population. So to help those less-experienced Web users, we’ve put together a list of basic concerns that everyone should be aware of. Don’t spread viruses: Everyone should know this, but the fact is viruses still keep spreading so someone must be at fault. If you don’t have virus protection on your home and work computer, you are asking for trouble – and you may be contributing to the spread of viruses. And just having an anti-virus program isn’t always enough – your virus definitions and anti-virus subscription must be kept up-to-date to protect your computer from the latest viruses. Viruses can lock you out o

Men Are Never Depressed...
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

Sometimes Things Happen In Life
So many things to say and no words to say them. Today we held the memorial service for my dad. Memorial service because his wish was to be cremated so there was no body or casket. Anyway, the service went really well. It was full of stories from different family members, friends, and church members...some inspired tears while others created a rumble of laughter throughout the church. It was really very nice to hear all those things and the feelings different people had about my dad. I knew he was special to me, but then daddies always are to their only daughters. After listening today tho, I realized he was special to a lot of people. I know that he is in a much better place and is no longer having any pain like he experience with the lung cancer that had spread to his bones. It just all went so fast that I haven't really had a chance to stop being nurse and just be daughter and grieve the loss of my daddy. It will come in time I know, and I know that I have wonderful friends

The World
I have made many friends on Fubar but I don't seem to be able to get a conversation going with anyone. I guess I am going about it the wrong way. I am a lot older than most of the people here and not that cyber savy. If anyone reading this can offer advice feel free. I am open to any help. Thanks. You can never have too many friends. The prettist thing you can wear is a smile(and nothing else.) Big Beautiful women(BBW's) are sexy. You are only as good as your word. The world owes you a living, you just have to work like Hell to collect it. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...THERE YOU ARE.

Just For The Hell Of It!
well i figured i would talk a lil bit bout me and let everyone kno a few things bout me that no one might of not known...well for starters i am bi just in case no one caught on to it yet..lol.i have 3 wonderful lil boys and a wonderful fiance that i love dearly. i am an outgoing person that love to party ...but only when my kids are sleepin.lol..umm i love to talk no one can get me to stop. i like to meet new ppl and hang out with them when ever i can. and i have to put this down cuz i love it. i love when i get rough. it is my main thing. i dont kno why but it turns me on in a way. lol.. ummm and my best feature on my body are my breast. yes they are huge and are a 42DD. i love them but then they can be a pain in the butt sometime. i like to have ppl come over to hang out and chat bout alltypes of things. and i aint shy..no way now how..i tell ya like it is. and i am kinda of mouthy lil biatch but that is the way i am i got it off of my mamma..lol..well that is enough for now just th

My Blog1
Well I am pretty new at this website. Its looks very appealing. Which is a very good thing.. So far I got my twin brother to join, an he so not kool... He's a pastor so he has always been kept to himself. A very serious person.... Way to serious. As for me I was once a pastor. Then it all begin to take a toll on me. I am single. I do have children who doesn't live with me. An they all want me to come back home an preach again. They all said that wat I am suppose to do an that wat makes me happy... But I am not happy... I miss my wife.... She passed away last yr.... An its hard for me to fall in love again.. I want someone who can understand my condition of being physical... who can love me for who i am not wat i am.. but I guess someday I will be lucky enough to find that right Queen for me...

Ffffffffubar
consider...to prick one's ears ... to be continued ... how ? tell me about your imaginations ... ? any german speaking people here ? send me some signs of life ... sind hier geile Leute in der Bar , welche deutsch sprechen ... schreiben ? (ziemlich frei übersetzt) meldet euch, ok

Leaving October 25
HEY MY FELLOW FUFRIENDS, IM LEAVING FOR BASIC AND AIT TRAINING OCTOBER 25, JUST THOUGHT ID LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT IM LEAVING IN CASE U WERE WONDERING NOT THAT ANYONE CARES LOL. BUT I THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND THE RATES... ILL CHECK MY FUBAR ACCOUNT WHEN EVER I CAN BUT THE EARILIEST ILL BE ABLE TO CHECK IT IS WHEN I GET OUT OF BASIC I BELIEVE....TAKE CARE HAVE FUN STAY OUT OF TROUBLE OR AT LEAST BE GOOD AT IT LOL.......PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Waiting
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".

Confused
I wanted to let ppl know that a good friend of mine named Jason recently passed away. In Iraq fighting for our country. It was a roadside bombing that hit on his side. He was suppose to be home in 30 days. He was a good friend, a dad, a son, a grandson. He made ppl laugh with his sense of humor. He was a awesome person who didnt deserve to die but did for our counry and for that Im grateful to him. Ty you jason dor being a great person that we all knew and loved. You WILL never e forgotten. And to all o those soilders who are still out there thank you. For all those who did fight and are still fighting thank you, Make sure you thank them for what are and have donefor us and our country. May you rest in peace JASON (seth)! I will miss you lots but you are never forgotten So Im lost and so confused. I love this guy but I dont know if he feels the same way. I would do anything for him. He means the world to me. I want to marry him and make him happy. I dont think he feels t

Anna's Personal Life Thoughts
Life is good. Sometimes it takes us down many paths, and hopefully, I have learned a thing or two along the way. I would like to share with you some of my personal philosophies: 1) Learn to say that you are sorry, and do not let the sun set down before closing your eyes to go to sleep, no matter if it's not your fault. You might not be given the chance to say it on another time, and will live with the regret of it always. 2) Do not make promises that you already know that you are unable to complete or have no intentions of keeping. Rather say, I can not commit to that idea now, and will take more time to consider it, or just say, NO... that will not work, rather than to raise someone else's expectations to be filled with future disappointment. 3) When the going gets tough, get yourself up, grip yourself by the pants and hike it up to a new level and DO NOT GIVE UP OR LET ANYONEEEEEEE TELL YOU TO GIVE UP!! Be your only reason that you do not succeed, not because you

To My Friends
Hi y'all, I just basicly wanted to ask all of my friends to take a look at this site. It doesn't matter if you can help or not, I love you anyways. I always have and I always will. All I am asking is that you simply take a look at this site and repost it for me. Y'all know I never ask anyone for help, but this is greatly beyond my control. I have cast my pride aside and I am reaching out for help. Please guys and gals. This is something I can't do on my own. Bless you all, -Tequila http://mysite.verizon.net/angelheart13/

Happy Hour
This is the most amazing person I have met!! She helps everyone out and now its time we return the love. She has family members in contests right now and has not asked for any help from us in finishing up this Happy Hour giveaway!!! That is what I call awesome.... Please click and go leave as many comments as you can......I don't care if its only one each and every one helps!!! Thanks in advance.....I have the very best friends anyone could ask for!!! Muahhhhssss and have a great weekend......

Sexual Iq
IF U KNOW A BIKER" PLEASE" REPOST!!I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant.But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you stare at my long hair.But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that ha

Ramblings Of A Kilted Caveman
Still no net at home, which really sux, cuz I can't get on here as much as I want, nor be on IM. Sighs. Hopefully, soon I will be tho. We (the gf and I) got our rental app approved for a mobile home in Warrenton MO. Will most likely be moving the majority of things on Friday. If anyone is around this area, and could help, would be enormously appreciated!!!!!! Thinking about going camping tomorrow night...sitting around a campfire, gtetting drunk, having fun...anyone close up for it???

My First Ticker
Thanks to Freedom isn't free for hosting the contest and to all my friends that helped me get third place to win my ticker. I am so greatful to have Pussay, Brown Eyes, Sharon, Kittycat and Rockin for helping me in my contest if I missed anyone I am sorry. Couldn't really say all that in my ticker but if you see it thanks everyone. Glad to have ya'll as my friends love ya'll Bitchy Babygirl FireFighter's Wife Free Graphics & Comments Codes Satisfaction.com Free Comment Codes

Happy Birthday
Part 1 of 3 I walk into the room, me carrying her in my arms. there are many candles on the bedside; no other sources of light. the room smells of vanilla. I approach the bed, covered with soft silky sheets. I lay her down on the bed.. shes wearing a tight white tanktop and tight ass blue jeans. I lay down beside her as we start out slowly, not rushing things. I start to rub her thighs while she caresses my back. I can feel my cock getting slightly hard at her touch. I can feel her using her long fingernails now.. I start to get goosebumps. she slips her other hand up my shirt and massages my chest. Sliding my hand from her thighs to her tummy, and then I lift up the bottom of her shirt and put my hand in, still rubbing her stomach. I continue; my lips moving from her lips to her neck. she moans slightly... she works her hand down slowly past my chest, stomach and finally reaches my pants. she unbuttons them and glides her hand in slowly and gently rubs my cock. My cock starts to get

Why ?
Name: kimmy (fan/rate/and add me) Gender: Female, 22 Location: Colchester, VT I MADE ONE COMMENT AND NOW EVERY OTHER PIC I LOOK AT AND RATE THE BOUNCER IS ON MY ASS THIS IS GETTING TO BE A REAL PAIN IN MY ASS {NOT ON THE RIGHT SIDE ,NOT ON THE LEFT SIDE , RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!}

Anxiety
i'm in a bombing contest for the next 2 week's.. PLEASE SHOW SOM LUV?? THANKS MUAH!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=917251&albumid=637274&i=2269167755 I sat alone another day. The world was moving all around me, but it seemed as if my life was in a standstill. The doctors say its anxiety. Everyone thinks anxiety means nervousness or fear, but it is deeper than that. Anxiety holds you prisoner. You can't leave your house. Ding Dong Ding Dong The doorbell rings but I can't answer. There is too much fear inside. You can't answer the phone. Ring Ring Ring "Telephone for you!" my family yells. I tell them to say that I will call back, but I won't. You can't eat. Chomp Bite Chew No, not me. The anxiety even controls that. All the pain rushes back up with every little thing I eat. You can't go out. Step Step Step Everyone walking around me, but I can't move, the apprehension paralyzes me. Everyone says, "Be brave. You can do it. You'll ma

Random Things
the funny things kids say OPINIONS >> >>On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note >>from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this >>child are not necessarily those of his parents." >> >> KETCHUP >> >>A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her >>struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer >>the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. >> She's hitting the bottle." >> >> MORE NUDITY >> >>A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself i n >>the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into >>shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The >>little boy >>watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't >>you ever seen a little boy before?" >> >> POLICE 1 >> >>While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was >>interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up a

Zz Top Concert
http://eventful.com/events/evansville/music-zz-top-and-travis-tritt-tickets-/E0-001-006290026-6 Here is the story. My niece is getting married next weekend in Tennessee, I took my daughter shopping today for a nice dress to wear to the wedding. (im old school and believe dresses are the proper attire for Weddings , Church, Funerals, ballets) Yes I know its 2007 and people wear anything they want anywhere :) but like I said I'm old school. Well after several stores we could not find a dress for her. We did find a nice dressy pant and top that She will look very beautiful in . When I got back home the couple from next door came over and wanted to know if I wanted to go to see ZZ TOP in concert, they had tickets and gave them to me FREE. Travis Tritt opened for ZZ TOP glitter-graphics.com The concert was great, it has been along time since I have been to one. I am hoping my good luck that I have had today holds out and the lottery tickets I bought will be winn

Helping A Friend In A Contest
Hello, I was helping a friend level today, and had some help earlier, but it stopped.. so I am trying this blog to get some help to level this guy he only has a little over 4500 to level. If you do help the luv will be returned. Please help if you can anything will help. This is his link. nymphofreakandnympho4life@ fubar Hello I have a friend that is in a comment contest, and is getting behind... Need some help, ok alot of help to catch her up... Her Link is /www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1146372&albumid=618013&i=2333239490 Would really like to see her win this one... Thanks... I just want to say Thanks to a beautiful friend, Sunsetbeauty~Founder of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar and her family group for helping the way they did on leveling my daughter. That meant so much to see the way yall went to work on her profile, and anyone else that helped. Thanks...

Ranting
I sit here letting the tears wash down over my face because I no longer exist to the one that said he would help me. I sit here in tears because the one that is suppose to be here for me when I have questions or am confused no longer sees me. I sit here in tears because to him I no longer matter and it has begun to turn my heart to stone once more. I sit here in tears because I know that nothing I do will meet his approval, and that no matter how hard I try I am always wrong. I sit here with tears washing over my face because I let myself love him only to have him reject that love and use it against me. I find myself sitting here in tears more and more often and the only thing I can say is that tears are good to cleanse the soul, but why is it he can bring me to all these tears just by not doing as he says. I must be a terrible person that no one feels I have feelings also and can just be walked on. I know I am not the best person at times that I can be and fr that I

Cute Kid Contest
Hello friends I in a contest try to win a VIP all I need is a pic rate. NO comments PLS. I will try to return all love given. This from Jokers Wild: "For thos people helping your people in this contest, If you have left a cmment you are probably BLOCKED, The rules were pretty simple and straight forward if anyone commented on a pic in this contest you would be BLOCKED no exceptions, This is only a temperary block and I will remove the blocks after the contest." Thanks in advance, Maria Heres the link: Thank you to everyone who helped!! We stayed in 2nd and ended with 3393 comments! The prizes she got were a Diamond Ring and Dozen Roses. Thanks again! WICKES STROM CREW RULES!!!!! Luv, Maria Hello All: My daughter Cassie in a cute kid contest Contest will start on 10/12 thur 10/18. Any help bombing would be greatly appreciated. This the link: And this is the sponser: show her some love too. ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~

On My Way To Washington State
I am here at the akron-canton airport at 12:48 pm ohio time I do not leave on my flight until 6:38 am.. I had to take the ride I could find since the person who promised to take me to the airport backed out at the last minute today.. I was really upset to the point I wanted to call my sick aunt in washington state and tell her i was not coming but my loving husband had faith in me, the faith I did not have in myself to find another ride.. I am so very thankful to one of my co-workers who took the time after work tonight to help me out.. I am so very greatful to her and so pissed at the one who let me down.. I know my co-worker/friend does not come on to fubar so I wil find a way to get her a gift from washington just to show her how much I apprecaited her help today.. I am also planning to show my very loving husband how much love I have for him also when I get home so my most wonderful husband n_b_k I love you and I will call you every night see you soon.. love always your soft

Whats On My Mind
Ughh I am so annoyed with some people here that view, your profile, pics, stash or whatever and don't comment or don't rate I mean what is the point???? If you are gonna take the time to look you might as well rate while you are at it!! ARghh gettin on my freakin nerves LOL! LMFAO! I am feelin a li bitchy. STOP lurking it is creepy!!!!

You Might Be A Golddigger If.....
You may be a Golddigger if… 1. You can not financially support yourself (and/or child) and feel having a man in your life would solve the problem. 2. You feel you are a better person because of the price of the clothes you wear or the car you drive, whether you paid for them yourself or someone bought them for you as a gift. 3. You feel you are a better person based on the status of the company you keep. Whether they are your friends or friends of the person you are dating. 4. You have no problem with the man you are dating financially supporting you by paying all your bills including, but not limited to, your rent, cell phone bill, car note or even your child’s tuition. 5. You feel the price of a gift is equivalent to how much the gift giver loves you. 6. You feel your boyfriend is supposed to have your financial back. To ensure he is capable of this you may create a false financial crisis to see if he hands you cash to solve your problem. He has to pay o

I Need Help
I am in need of my friends and family to come and help me out in this contest. All of you know when ever you have asked I have been there. please return the love now that I am in need click on the link rate the pic and comment bomb for the next 8 days all love will be returned OK PEEPS SHOW THIS AWESOME LADY ALOT OF LOVE AND LETS GET HER WHERE SHE WANTS TO BE JUST CLICK HER PIC AND LET THE FUN BEGIN (repost of original by 'DJ ICE~DSC~D&DC OWNER~' on '2008-02-08 07:31:02') I want to thank DJ Ice for this he posted it as a Bulletin and I love it. Muaahh Ice your awesome

Graveyard Of Thedarkshadow
Through the mists and the biting frost, a dark shadow walked the same steady route every night. The only graveyard in the area, which had been there for hundreds of years, was kept on the outer edge of town hidden behind a small wood but spanning tens of acres. The same silent path through the woods and into the garden of stone. She had come here every night for years. She felt like she knew every person that now slept peacefully in the field of granite and marble. She thought she could feel the spirits watch her stroll by and she knew that they were glad for the company. The night was almost completely dark, but the moon had began to wax anew. The frost in the grass crunched lightly under the trudging of her high leather boots. The wind crept smoothly around the statues of saints and angels and wound its way around obelisks and sepulchers. The shadowed girl hugged her long leather coat close to her body to keep out the wind's sting, her long wool scarf drifted behind her like a black

My Dream
it isnt like neone reads these things and if they do it isnt like they do to really give input it is usually to insult someone or put someone down ust like on the mumms right now i feel like a failier in life i have been getting this way often for some reason it is weird nothing has changed in my life i am still single and pathetic cause i wont do nething about it to change it so i am at the fault of my own demise it has been getting worse lately with my roomate flaunting her new man in front of me all the time and how happy she is and going out everynite as i stay hme and babysit her daughter and the sad part when i do go out which isnt often i dont go out of my way to talk to neone cause i almost feel like i dont deserve to be happy because i have been miserable for so long i dont know nething else i am sure that i am going to get some rude comments but to be honest i could care less i am my own worst enemy you cant say nething to me i havent said to my self it is like i am afraid to

Roses
Meaning of Color of Roses: - Red Sincere Love & Respect, Courage & Passion Send red roses to convey the message of your passionate love for that someone; saying "I love you" - Pink Grace and Gentility, the rose of sweet thoughts. Send deep pink roses to show your appreciation & gratitude; saying "Thank you" Send light pink roses to convey admiration and sympathy - Yellow In the Victorian times, yellow roses meant jealousy. But today, they signify friendship, joy, gladness and freedom, the promise of a new beginning. Send yellow roses to brighten up someone's day; to congratulate your friends and loved ones during Joyous occasions. - White Spiritual love & Purity, the rose of confession, the bridal rose; "You are heavenly", "I am worthy of you" Commonly used as traditional bridal bouquet during weddings to symbolize a happy love. You can nevertheless use them to convey the message of "You are heavenly, I miss you" - Lavender Love at firs

Wedding
Please join Kim and Geoff in celebration of their FU Wedding in the Wedding Lounge, Sunday October 14 2007, 10 p.m. EST ~Two heart will join to become one~ ♥EYECANDY♥@ fubar Subh3rbanSmok3r@ fubar