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Falling To My Knees
Falling To My Knees Head in hands No one understands Crying never ending Pain so excruciating No one will help me Out of this hole, save me My legs get weak My hope flees My legs buckle And I fall to my knees By Jessica Spangenburg

My Friend Needs Help To Level
Then I am the guy that needs your help!!!!! I am trying to get others to come show me love, rate and comment my pictures, and help me get to godfather. I am not the most active person on this site as my life's plate is full. However I have the means to get you the morphing programs of your choice. Full version. No time limits or words to appear and both forward and backward morphing directions. ALL I need from you is to help me level up a few times and when I reach godfather I will give you a link to whomever asks for a free download of the program. It is just that simple. How can you not want to get something this good. Oh wait!!!!!! I know..... Maybe I can throw in the Adobe photoshop CS3 Portable version too. This means you simply extract the winzip file then use. Thats right no install no serials just a fantastic program for you to make and use without ever having to ask someone else to do it for you any more!!!! WOW how can you pass those 2 offers up? Anyway J

Idp
Keep the Madness going................... PLEASE DO YOUR BIT Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. .... My job is done! Life is too short for drama & petty things! So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doin' pretty good in mine. Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend ... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, see dead people, or occasionally PEE yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're bloody special.

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman

Contest Help Requests
If she gets 20000 first, she wins a VIP!! Treasure Hunt Contest started Oct.5th at 7pm CST. Items to be found will be located on Big Boobies family's profile, and anyone wishing to participate MUST subscribe to Joker's Short Bus Lounge. Items are as follow: 1.A stash item called The Green RoomPicture Item Joker with 4 aces on playing cardsPicture Item Classic Rubber DuckyPicture Item AssHatProfile comment(will be in the about me or interests-"I am a jumbled up mess of a creature, a walking, conflicting, loudmouthed, opinionated, mid-western girl with a no bullshit clause." Family member and promotion manager for Whiskey DustStash Item: Officer On DutyFamily Member Profile Item(main page) Woman in Black on moonBlog Item:"Hehe payback baby"Picture Item:Cupid with arrow in backThere will be some items that will have duplicates among family's pages; only one will be required. YOU MUST RATE ALL ITEMS/PROFILES (leaving a fan or a comment would be nice but not required; the rate IS!). Conte

Poetry/ Writings/ramblings By Our Fam
They are all lovely They are all grand The ones you cannot handle The ones that fit nicely in a hand All colors and shapes I really dont care I love all the boobies Maybe not the ones with hair... The boobies make me smile As they shimmy and shake Oh those wonderful boobies To this poem I dedicate... Muahh to my new boobielicious friends... Laugh a little Play a little Joke around a little Written for us by Witchie Woman :)

A Great Friendship
Saving JoJo Thanks to his human buddy and a Canadian woman, a battered wild dolphin is becoming the poster child in a campaign to save sea mammals around the world Don Butler, The Ottawa Citizen PROVIDENCIALES, Turks and Caicos Islands - When he sleeps, which is far less than most mortals, Dean Bernal has a recurring dream. He is in the deep blue waters of the open Atlantic, surrounded by dolphins, sometimes as many as 100 of them. Together they sluice through an ancient underwater city, spinning and twisting in an exuberant celebration of movement and freedom. Dean can keep up because, in his dreams, he too is a dolphin. So convincing is the fantasy that he often holds his breath for three minutes or more as he dreams, just as he does during his free dives in the ocean. It's not hard to imagine Dean Bernal as a dolphin. His broad forehead, almond-shaped eyes and swept-back blond hair give his face the sleek angularity of a cetacean. His muscular legs and broad shoulders hint

Damn I Am Tired, But Not Complaining!
Oh damn i am tired.....not that i am complaining or anything! After a long day, a few glasses of wine and some FUBAR flirting I headed off to bed around 11. At 1 in the morning i am awoken to my wife playing with my cock. She starts off by teasing my balls ever so sexily with her fingers and the odd grasp of my dick. She gets me soooo fuckin hard that way, then proceeds to start sucking my dick. The whole time i am lying there, really sleepy...one eye open and emitting the odd moan now and then. She now decides its time for her to practice her hand job technique on me. Damn it was great! I very seldom get a hand job from her. She prefers to blow me. I never cum from her hand jobs (and these are extremely rare btw) but last night.......i shot off my load. Very sexy and hot. Thanks for that hun......i love ya! After all this she crashes almost immediately. Me on the other hand, am wide awake and can't fall asleep. Stuck watching old re-runs of 'Married With Children'. D

Are You Really You???
***** ATTENTION FRIENDLY FU'S ***** It has been brought to my attention that there are many fake accounts on here (FUBAR) I am not trying to burst anyones hustle but.... I think honesty is the best policy, and if you want to remain on any of my list plz do as follows :D Thanx!!! If you are currently on my family, friend or fan list and you are not a level 11 or above plz... submit a salute to me via email if you do not currently have one posted: shaes_pink@fubar.com :D HAVE A GREAT WEEK :D Skylar "Sky's The Limit"

Not Allowed To Love My Rl Wife Here
Im in a giveaway for a Happy Hour. I need 50,000 points totaland .. Rates are 10 points and comments are worth 1 point. I already have 14,585 of the total points needed. Can yall come rate the pic.. and sayyyy... 5 or MORE :D comments?? That would be AWESOME ! Id love to have a happy hour and become Godmother! xox I cant believe the lack of proper administration around here. My wife signs on today to go work on her giveaway for a HH that a friend offered her. When she went to leave a comment it wouldnt let her. She also wasnt able to post bulletins or rate profiles you know anything the site is about. She went to support lounge they told her to shut up and stop being selfish for wanting to know why she is blocked great support you VIP's get there lol. She was left with no way to defend herself over whatever? Finally a bouncer gave her a straight answer which explains why support lounge is only allowed to give the same lame answers about everything it's cookies

Fall Out Boy
OK So the concert fuckin ROCKED.. It was fuckin awsome.. And so during Gym Class Heroes the lead singer made a good point.. And I have been finding it true.. There is this angle that woman take pictures at that makes ANYONE look good.. Makes fat chics look thin.. Makes ugly chics look cute.. And it seems like they all know about this angle.. Stop trying to be what you arent and be your fuckin self.. Thats my piece on it.. Peace.. OK so I have an extra ticket to Fall Out Boy in Jacksonville next month.. This is driving me nuts cause I havent found anyone to go yet.. The show is OCT 30 and in JAX, FL.. Who wants to go??

Laid Off As Of Thursday Night!
I've been told and asked if I planned on coming on permanent at this shit hole. I'm moving this weekend to be closer to work. The foreman that kept telling me that I wouldn't be laid off was sent to Washington State for the week, and last night I was given the option of finishing the week or to just take off. Needless to say, I'm sticking it out. I fucking HATE being lied to, and I don't know how to tell my mom.

My 21st Bday Party Every One Welcomed
everone my 21st is comeing up i want my party to be completey crazy any one thats intersted in comeing please contact me asap the party will be november 26 i know its a little close to thanksgiving that y i hate my birth day allways over done by a damn holiday well if u want to or r able to come please email me thanks all

To My Friends...
A fellow lette is in need of some help in her contest. she needs 90,000 comments by the 25th of this month. It's 15 days away, sounds easy, right? Well it's not. Not with the few people she has helping her. I tell you what... I'll buy a 3 day blast for someone who is not part of the Independent Family (they should already be helping) and maxes out their comments on paganchild1979's pic for 3 days straight. Yes, I'm serious! I can give a total of 3 blasts that last 3 days to 3 different people if they are willing to max out all their comments on Pagan's pic in the contest. Here's what you should do if you're interested in helping: Rate/Fan/Add the host of the contest: *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*#26*GODFATHER* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar Then click on this link once she accepts your friend request: I luv this lette so much that I'm willing to do what it takes to get her the help she needs in this contest. I'll be watching, and so will she. Happy bombing! I am goi

Ftw Lost Goth
Last May I went to India and married some one who to me was the most wonderfull man in the world and we had been together in real liife for 4 years befor he was deported ( my Ali is Muslim ) but if you got to know him you would truly like him ,He's just that kind of person. We spent two wonderfull weeks together then I came home.Well by June my Ali decied we will never be able to be together cause of the war and all the hate so he gave up on me and said he was having our marage desolved ( as far as I know he hasn't yet but ) But he also knew I have strong feeling's for our Lord Jeff and thought maybe. Well in July I was in a very bad car wreck and lost my baby ( that's 8 maybe 9 now I've lost count ) But I checvked out of the hospital befor thay wanted me to cause you see I promased to be here to help Lord Wolf and a few others in a contest and I never break a promes if I can help it. I know this is a little long and I am getting to a point here. In Augest M'Lord and I had our fuba

Down Raters Wtf
http://www.fubar.com/user/1127968 ANOTHER ONE 4 U 2 HAVE FUN WITH THIS IS A MESSAGE I REC'D FROM AN IMMATURE FUCKTARD AFTER HE RATE DME A 7 N RATED HIM A 7 BACK PLEASE DOWNRATE HIM FOR ME TY SO VERYMUCH Fuck You CUNT! Hide header Date: Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:18:06 -0700 From: Size: 1 KB To: italygirl1206@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I dont do fat useless cunts like you I dont like fat rolls and stretch marks EWWWWWW http://www.fubar.com/user/1167080 105fever this newbie asshole rated me a 1 n he was nasty to me, cuz i told him he only rates people a 1 cuz he cant get a girl or a pic of himself so needless to say i blocked him so if someone has sum free time n can fuck with him/her i'd apperciate much love to all of u been havin a realy bad week so havent been on to much n im pretty much down in the dumps/.

Hey All
I entered the sexiest legs on fubar contest late...click in the pick to vote for me!!!! I am new here to FUBAR and yes i know i only have one pic posted, but no worries. I plan on posting more tonight!! Some more of me and i'll post some of all my tats. So come and check them out later and rate some for me ;-)

Fyi
Thanks Bully for this info :) This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on th

Virus Threat
Hello, just sending out this message to everyone on my contact list: If someone by the name of Ashley Marc James wants to add you to their list don't accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account. Right click on the group name of your friends' list and click: Send Message to all. This is affecting to the best of my knowledge Yahoo, Skype and MSN. This is not a fake! Peace and Light To YOU http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=429545&i=110705325 Please follow link and help Honey eyes win a vip! thanks

How Come It Is
I wanted to write this yesterday on your birthday but we were having too much fun that was 10/4/07 You came into the world less than 5 months gestation on 10/4/03 the doctors said you are going to be a still born there was no chance i held my wifes hand and fell to my knees the only thing i could think to say was God if you let her live you can take my life. it was the truest words I have ever spoken or thought, she came out and through tear filled eyes i thought i seen her move but it had to be wishful thinking. the doctor cleard her throat with a sucker i thought why do that she isnt alive then she reached out to hand me the smallest baby i have ever seen 1 lb 5 oz she could have fit into a pop/soda can cut in half. it would have made a perfict basanet i thought i was going to hold my dead baby the doctor said she is alive my heart jumped as i took her so tiny body in my hands then the doctor said call everyone you want to say goodbye to her because premies this inmature never make i

College
Well I started college this week and well its not like i thought it would be, the people are really nice except a few. Mainly the ones that arent are just becase of my weight. But nerves are still up really high. well its offical im back to hocking after my break and starting my nursing clinicals, so im going to he one of those people whos always tired and run down now lol, but i can do it. I will become an RN no matter what i have to do

A Real Man
This might make some women mad, but if you are real women and you know what you want and type of you want then don't read on. A lot of women say that are looking for a nice guy one that will treat them with respect, love them, take care of them, be there for them when they fell. The one thing I have find out in my life is that most women do not want a nice guy, because if they had a nice guy they would be scare of him thinking he going to hurt them or that they something wrong with him. Most do not understand what a nice guy is, so I will let you know what a nice guy is. He is the one that will be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on and tell you everything is going to be ok. He is the one that will hold your hand, huge, and kiss you in public just because he loves you. He is the one will make sure that you know that you are the only one his thinking about. He is the one that like to crudle up with you as you two watch a movie. He is the one that will make sure that fire th

Fyi
I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice thin

What Could Be Worse Then Being A Soldier
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. ¡¦to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying....to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.

Phoenixxx Radio One Year
THAT RIGHT YOU HEARD ME PHOENIXX RADIO HAVE OVER 500,000 PRIZES TO BE GIVEN AWAY FROM BLASTS TO TICKERS TO TSHIRT.. COME ON IN JOIN THE LOUNGE HAVE FUN JOIN IN ON THE CONTESTS. TELL EM ICE SENT YA http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=4093

My First Real Contest !!!
Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:10:41 -0700 From: Size: 1 KB To: bling342@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=589480&i=3116569808 Please HELP ME I am in my first real contest the link is http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?i=3116569808 Thanks in advance Steve The contest runs from 7pm tonight till 7 pm 9-29-07

Help Me
ok so i see on my profile that i have trackz. first of all i have no idea what that is second the songs that are on there i dont even know. how do i go about changing them and getting the ones i want on there. if you can help me out it would be greatly appreciated. hugs and kisses to all

My Shoutbox
Ok guys I know that alot of people are getting mad because I dont respond in my shout box. Well the truth is, my job has a bunch of assholes and they blocked fubar. Now I have to go through a proxy to get on here so I want to let you all know I am not ignoring you I just cant talk through the shout box, check my messages or even view comments. I dunno y I even bother with the damn proxy! This was for u knotty!

Testing Bulls
COME JOIN THE JUGGALO FAMILY LOUNGE No TuNeZ?? Click The Pic.. Welcome to my Twiztid Reality!! The hottest Lounge for Lo's & Lette's on FuBar....Fk with one...U Fk with all.....thats FAMILY. Message from DJ~ALI;(10-31-07) heh heh, says to eat his ass with a walmart special spoon! LOL..misses ya all, still tryin to get back online.MCL!! WE ARE HIRING FOR BARTENDERS, PROMOTERS , AND GREETERS SO COME APPLY WITH IN LOOK FOR ŦĤĀ♦ŁêŦŦê·Ḟû·ṖĀ ŜŦǿř 'TwiZLeTTe™[Fu*WifeyOfWardenAli]((JuGgAlO MaFiA))' ĐĴ@*GÖ†H'§ †WÌZ†ÌÐ RÈÄLÌ†¥** iNmAtE#663087 T

Me
for now i feel i need to quit. some day i may come back. but to the few special friends i have made you know how to get ahold of me. these special people know who you are. i so want you to know i could never repay you for your kindness, friendship and just being there when i needed you. for that i'm so blessed. bye for there few who know me they already know. but i think this is more for me then anyone. i'm a simple person with lots of emotions underneath. life has and is good to me. the few friends i do have have always been there in my hour of need. even if just to lend an ear or a slap upside the head. for that i am truly thankful. you know who you are and how much you mean to me. and i'll never forget it. how does one let go when i know there is no hope. but yet i still hang on. knowing that there are others that are passing by as i grab for hope. i know i'm not the first nor will be the last to have to deal with this. the fears, the needs, the wants and the unknown

Making Friends..and Keeping Them
The closer Christmas gets the harder things hit me. Its been a while since i've talked about certain things. Maybe this isn't the place to say some things but its definately the time. I spend Christmas alone. It was never really a big deal for a long time but alot of things have happened in my life. Changes happen in and around all of us. The things that have happened to me i could and should write a book about. For those that don't know me but still read this i guess i should start from the beginning. I was a soldier for 14 years. I was wounded twice and was forced out of the military. I mean just about every major conflict the US has been in since 1983 i as there. I was in Beiruit the morning our Barracks was destroyed in 1983. I spent 10 days with everyone else digging thru rubble. In 1986 i was with a special forces lazer team outside Banghazi Libya when the US bombed. In 1988 i was in Honduras when the Sandanistas came across the border to get at the Contras and us. In 1989 is w

My Sweetest Angel And Inspiration
My darling girl showstopper supermodel queen alpha bitch best friend confidante You've been gone one year. I long to touch that gorgeous coat you were so proud to wear. One year I've survived without you despite my urge to check out. I do survive, because you would want me to. You are my inspiration, my spirit within. I've done more than survive this year, I've lived it. I miss you so much, I carry you with me everywhere I go. I live in the moment as much as possible. I don't worry about what will come tomorrow because I have today to celebrate the way you always did with that grinning smile and shining eyes. And when the storms come sweeping in stealing away late afternoons and early evenings, I remember how nothing can hurt us. Not lightning, not thunder, not Lyme disease, not high triglycerides, not cancer, not death. We are too pure for that and we dance on the energy of love where we will be until we reach the circle's end and you come back to

Dj *brenna~
Come hang out at one of the best lounges around, with some of the best people!! People who are there for fun without drama!! Want to meet new people??? Come hang with the best of the best around!! I promise you, you'll get addicted for sure!! Come find out for yourself. ;) FEATURING JUST CLICK IT TO GET ADDICTED!!! FEATURING JUST CLICK IT TO GET ADDICTED!!! I've found a new place to hang out! Why don't you come and join in on the fun in the Dirty Addiction lounge!! Lots of awesome people and tons of fun!! Most definitely the place to be!! Come find out for yourself. ;)

50 Things Women Should Know
Body: 50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone.

Guy's Is This True?
Body: 50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone.

My Famous Cat Sirchance
Do you like to put stuff on your cat? So do we, show us some love and head over to our submissions page to find out how to send us a picture! If your submission meets our "rigorous" standards in the fields of quality and awesomeness we will put it up for all to see. Any other questions or comments feel free to email me, take care and thanks for visiting! – Mario Check out our submissions page to find out how to get your cat on the site! -

List!
Well here it is, a list of the people in the contest. Pic you favorite and start commenting! This is my first contest so it got off to a rocky start, but here it is anyway. Most comments win so have fun! Michelle Bling342 DJ BabyBoy Highly Explosive Big Poppa Tazz5810 Hawk Lance3006 Candy Baldpunk35 Bear The Big J

Please Help The Sweetest Guy Ever!!
Ok, Baby boy is a total sweet heart!! and he deserves this blast!!! come show him some love!! I want him to win this blast!!! Please come leave him lots of comments!! please please please *hugs* Ok, Baby boy is a total sweet heart!! and he deserves this blast!!! come show him some love!! I want him to win this blast!!! Please come leave him lots of comments!! please please please *hugs* OK, HERE IT IS.... I ENTERED BABY BOY INTO THIS CONTEST FOR A 7DAY BLAST. HE DESERVES IT MORE THEN ANYONE, BECAUSE HE HELPS EVERYONE AROUND HIM. HE HELPS EVERYONE IN THEIR CONTESTS AND HE HELPED ME YESTERDAY IN THE HUGEST WAY. NOT TO MENTION, HE GAVE ME HIS BLAST THAT HE WON, BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW, I WAS SCREWED OUT OF MINE.... SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... CAN YOU COME HELP HIM OUT IN HIS CONTEST?!!? IT RUNS FOR 3 DAYS. =D

What Would U Do?
I am recently separated from my wife. We went thru a kinda ruff initial separation. I gotta girlfriend now. They both are so much alike it is scary. I want them both. How do I get them to atleast get to know eachother so that we can all possibly live together happily? They both are wonderful women, and has hinted on 3-somes. Why not all the time. 3 income are better than 2, and extremely better than 1. I think it can happen but I dont know where to start. Please help.

Touching Things
Shay's Story - One of those Must Read Stories This is one of those emails that make its way around the net every so often. It is a touching story with a TIMELESS message. PLEASE Read Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn' t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physi

My Feelings On Women
Sex: Making love is a wonderful feeling. To explore the body of your woman, caressing and kissing her every curve and crease, hearing her every noise and feeling each beat of her heart is unforgetable. There are times where hard core sex is nessecarry also to releas sexual tension. laughter: I feel it is important to laugh, laughing breakes bounderies. Opens up doors to happiness. When a woman laughs I think she will feel more comfortable. Laughing also relives stress. security: Trust and comunication is a big part to feel secure. A woman needs to know she can trust and be trusted. Comunicating back and forth secures the relationship and the trust in the relationship. Listening: This is a need. Women speak for a reason "To be heard" so focus on a woman when she speaks is important. Agknoledge she is heard and understood. Body language speaks also, so paying attention is key. Listening in every way possible lets you know more about the specia

Men....
Why are younger men attracted to older women? Is it because they are looking for someone who reminds them of thier mother? We have more experience? They need guidence? Yes some of us older women are still hot at our age but the guys that want us are way too young. I feel like I could be thier mom and they don't seem to care. Men who want women in the mid 40's range and they are under 22..seems like they are missing a few screws!!! Is it just me? Or is it that men don't care as long as they are getting some?!

Wtf Did I Do?!
I changed my status from "online" to "666 fans?!?!?!" and I got this comment from someone who I thought was my friend on my profile: he said: id be glad to trade fans....but i think i allready asked this b4 and was refused so... I said: I rated/FAN/added you for a contest. I fan everyone I rate. he said: whatever...you didnt like having to do that now did ya...even though the rules of contest were written...still coulnt take having to do anything now could ya dont worry you wont be gettin pestered by me.... I said: wtf is ur problem with me? I have done NOTHING to you... holy shit! who pissed in ur cheerios?? I thought we was friends... damn, remember when I asked you to help me bomb for a contest?? you was all nicey nice to me then and now you just crawled out from under your rock and decided to start hating on me... Jesus on a flag pole! whatever I did... I'm fucking sorry! Right after that he blocked me. And now he refuses to tell me wtf I did to make him

Neenee's I Dare You!
On 9/26/2007, neeneedaqueen_@fubar.com wrote: This is to ME from Neenee the words is { } are my reply to her questions and comments... Four things you wonder about me: 01. are you really a gov. spy? {Well... you just never can tell about some things can you? I could tell you... but then, I'd probably have to kill you....} 02.do you believe that tomatoes scream when you cut them? {Go cut one and listen very closely they even bleed.... ;)} 03.do you ever wonder about the sun going super nova, and the after math? {No, I am actually quite certain of how the story of our world pans out;)} 04.do you eat your toast blood side up or brain side down... oh yea i ment butter ... um sure yea..... hehehe... {blood, I mean butter side up.. see now you have me doing it...} Three things you like about me: 01.you have no extra tenticals or anteni are you so sure? {you haven't seen me naked... yet..} 02.your not a gun toating hillbilly hunting alien {this is very

Another Poem
Yesterday i woke up crying Yesterday i missed you Yesterday i missed what we had Yesterday i was depressed, But today i woke up smiling Today i didn't miss you Today i missed nothing at all Today not one tear fell from my eyes Because today i'm over it all. I dont want to hurt you, You're famous last words. But nothing but pain follow them words It will be good call & we will talk I never call we never talk I miss the old days One day you will wake up and miss me One day i wont be there One day you will cry out to me One day you will shead a tear One day you will want me back But, one day i wont be there And one day ill be over you

What It Means When...
-Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much...? MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. -The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... -If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking goodyear! -Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -What is the speed of sex? 68, cause at 69 you have to turn around.!! -Big Bad Wolf told Lil' Red Riding Hood "Lift your top so I can suck your tits." "No," she said while lifting her skirt, "eat me like the fucking book says!" -A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy." - Girls have unique magic tricks--- they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

~sexy Lady~
I HAVE A BOY-FRIEND BUT I HAVE A CRUSH ON MORE OF A THUGGISH BOY!! HE DOES CRAZY STUFF BUT I THINK I JUST LIKE HIM BECAUSE OF THE TRILL OF BEING WITH SOMEONE WHO CARES NOTHING ABOUT THE DANGER OR THOUGHTS OF OTHER PEOPLE!

Poetry 2
Love is in the air All the maidens so fine and fair Hugging and loving you now and then kissing and cuddling forever and Loving you now more then ever Now is then and then is now Together forever with no doubt AS I LOOK DEEP INTO YOUR EYES. I SEE LOVE THAT MAKES ME FLY. YOUR TENDER KISSES ON MY LIPS. STRONG HANDS GRASPING MY HIPS. IN LOVING EMBRACE YOU HOLD ME NEAR, MAKING ME SMILE WITH NO FEAR. IN EACH OTHERS ARMS TOGETHER, MY LOVE FOR YOU ALWAYS AND FORVER. MY HEART BREAKS MORE AS EACH DAY GOES BY, HURTING SO BAD IT MAKES ME CRY. WANTING TO BE BY YOUR SIDE, I FEEL AS IF MY HANDS ARE TIED. YOUR MILES AWAY FROM ME, YET I FEEL WE ARE MEANT TO BE.

Behind The Scenes
Hey everyone, I want to introduce to you the people that keep us going and flowing in WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ. Go show them some love,and Stop by the lounge and say Hi , We play a variety of music for everyones taste,we also play requests. We have our own Radio Station,, Only WÌLÐÇÄŦ RÄÐÌÖ, Plays all your requests and keeps you rocking out.. Thanks again for checking us out and feel free to stop by agaiN. MY WONDERFUL AND GREAT CO-OWNER *BÌG* . *BÌG* ÇÖ ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ@ fubar THE ONE AND ONLY MANAGER DJ TAZMAN. ~ DJ TAZMAN ~ ĦÄñÄGÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ~@ fubar THE HOTTEST AND SEXIEST HEAD SECURITY/BARTENDER LISSA. ~*LissaHotTruckerGirl*~RLGF to Hot_Trucker16 & *Head Security/Bartender @ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ*@ fubar AND THE MOST ADDICTIVE AND SEXY DJ Μø®ρhïηε DJ Μø®ρhïηε @ WÌLÐÇÄT RÄÐÌÖ *Guarded By* evil666@ fubar THE ABOVE GREAT C

My Tribute To Halo 3
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,

What Kind Of Flirt Are You?really!
Your Kissing Grade: A- You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate? You Are a Super Flirt You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble. In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate. You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious. And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

How Kinky
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80% Average50% A Sicko10% A WUSS !!0% How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Bama
My friend lilbamagirl is trying to level to Henchman. She is always helping others and never asking for anything in return. So please go show her some love and show her what friends are all about. LilBamaGirl

Carribean Cruise
Hey everyone!!!!!! Since I am a Travel Agent, planning a 7 day cruise out of Galveston,Texas around Feb 24,2008. If anyone is interested in going drop me a msg on here. It goes to Jamiaca, Caymans, Cozumel. Please only serious inquiries. thanksssssssss

Bewbs
***NEED 20 of my perosnal friends on here to just drop ONE RATE ON THIS PIC****PLEASE***Can you click this link to this pic and just leave one rate on it for me...We are trying to win this lady a VIP ...please? ONE RATE...if you wanna drop a few comments that would be great too...this is a clickable link FU-Bombers@ fubar This girl has enough bewbs for 3 women and she wants you to see them, click the link please and rate this pic for her and drop her a few dozen comments. She is in a contest and we need to support those big tata's of hers!! :P Please repost this bulletin for me. Here is the direct clickable link to her pic that needs love. If it wont let you in, you have to fan/rate/and add the host Thomas for the duration of the contest. You can remove it afterwards if you chose. It is up to you. But for the time being, please do that and help this girl and her huge boomba's. :P Thanks, PeggySue*treehugger*

Stuff
I slit my wrist and watch it bleed Don’t f*cking care now cause there’s no need I’m half way dead, the deeds half done Congratulations looks like you won You broke my heart, oh you must be proud The guilt the pain must be screaming loud I wish it didn’t have to be this way Now you live without me every f*cking day Click image To ENTER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ DJ Silent~Whispers is ripping up the Air Waves here at Hell Fire and Brimstone Come See if YOU can Hadle the HEAT !!!! Click image To ENTER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ DJ Silent~Whispers is ripping up the Air Waves here at the Fire Pit Come See if YOU can Hadle the HEAT !!!!

Bored ?????
Could use some help plez in a contest of a family member pretty plez.The help we had seem to not show :(. I am in the process of moving have 30 days left and sick too.So anyone that could vote or drop off some comments to this very sweet lady in a cleavage contest I would greatly appreciate ! have to fan ,rate profile and friend the host(( http://fubar.com/user/867364 Thomas )) which he will return to u to be able to enter the contest Just copy link plez and tyvm http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=867364&i=1164088773

Real Life
This is the end of Americas' innocence, and a loss in all of our hearts. With all of our grievings this is where the war starts. The whole world stopped on the 11th of september. With all of americas' victims we always shall remember. We are a whole nation that is in mourning. Those who took part in this deplorable act should heed our warning. We always will remember what happened to the world trade towers. Those who perpertrated this horror messed with the strongest world powers. We will not go quietly into that good night. As for all of us Americans we have to unite. We can not be pulled apart by our petty differences any longer. We have to pull together and then that will make us stronger. On November 10, 1775, Robert Mullan, the proprietor of the Tavern and son of Peggy Mullan, was commissioned by an act of Congress to raise the first two battalions of Marines, under the leadership of Samuel Nicholas, the first appointed Commandant of the Continental Marines. Nicho

Funny
A new enlistee had to have his long hair and sideburns cut. As he sat down in the barber chair, the barber asked, to his surprise, if he'd like to keep his sideburns. "Oh, yes!" he said gratefully. Whereupon the barber cut off the sideburns and said, "Here — catch!" One day a police officer clocked a car driven by a marine at over 90 miles per hour. The marine, one of our older military veterans of three wars, immediately pulled over once he saw the blinking lights of the black and white Dudley Do-right on his bumper. Marine: Hi officer. Did I do anything wrong? Officer: Sir I clocked you at 90 miles per hour. May I see your license please? Marine: Naw that aint possible. I lost my license when I was charged with the DUI about 4 years back. Officer: I see. The can I see your registration? Marine: No that won’t be possible either. See this is a stolen car. Officer: stolen car? Marine. Yep. The guy i stole it from is in the trunk. Officer: he's in t

Wtf????
twistedrun...: cool just looking out for the females ->twistedrun...: uh i dont ever talk to him so i dont think ill have that prob twistedrun...: twistedan is a drunken wifebeating asshole that I am unfortunately still married to watch out steer away or hell use you one day too ok talk about random shouts bottom to top boys and gurls ->bclubdave: wow thats hot bclubdave: just a lil bit, like the head ->bclubdave: she wants to know if your cock can reach up in to your ass ->bclubdave: she likes to watch guys stick stuff in their asses too ->bclubdave: let me talk to my friend about it and see if she wants to see too bclubdave: well i spit...lol, anywayz, holla on there if u wanna ->bclubdave: in your own mouth ? wow thats a rare talent for a straight guy bclubdave: well i know it's odd, but i also jackoff upsidedown and nut in my own mouth if i get 2 see a woman on cam ->bclubdave: i do but watching someone hit themselves in the scrotum is a bit odd dont you think ? bcl

Please Pray For Her
We found out a year and a half ago, that my sister had cancer. By the time they found out she had it, they gave her 6 months to live. She has been fighting, but getting weaker. It has spread throughout her body. Last night she was rushed to the hospital, they say she has pneumonia. That on top of her weakened condition, they say she may not pull through. Please everyone, pray for her. I thank you all for your time. Love and hugs to you all, ~V~ Nov.2 Went to see my sister yesterday, she is in the final stages. They said she should have been gone by now, but she is a fighter. According to HOSPICE...she has just a few weeks. They have a hospital bed set up at her home, and she can't go anywhere now. It is hard to see someone you love going through so much pain. Nov.25th 2007 My sister, Donna Louise Sapp, died at 12:48 p.m. She is no longer in pain, but will be missed more than she knows. My love and heart will always be with you Donna, I love you. If you woke up one morning an

Are You A Rebel?
Are You A Rebel?Total RebelYou're a total rebel, but you don't need to be told that. You know you are. You'll do whatever you want, whenever you want. You're not going to give a second thought to boundaries and rules when they don't make sense to you. No one can ever stand in your way because you'll always be free. Myspace Quizzes

What Age Do You Act?
What Age Do You Act?10-12 years oldOk, unless you are a preteen, you are full of way too much drama for your age. You really got to step out of your comfort zone and realize that you're not on the playground anymore! If you are a pre-teen, don't worry, life will get calmer in a few years. Myspace Quizzes

What Dragon Species Are You?
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)Fire DragonRage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.Myspace Quizzes

Crazy Lately
well this is a blog to help people get too know me better, I work way too hard but know its only going to better myself in the long run. I love my job and Im passionate about it which Im really lucky I could find a job like that so early in life. I love my friends most of them Ive known from elementry and high school when I first moved here from michigan... They are my world even though we have our differences sometimes what friends dont...I've changed so much over the past year...Ive become a much stronger and caring person...Before I didnt really give a fuck about anyone or anything...So thats one change for the better. Okay I've lost intrest in blogging for right now. Okay so here goes my first blog on the fu...it may not make much sense but it makes perfect sense to me!!! so it just dawned on me that nobobys perfect and everyone has their major flaws...okay well that part is pretty obvious and well known..But it really hit me that Im not always right and Have been a little crazy

Questions That Are To Serious For A Mumm
I know this is most likely a dumb question and you should have had a V8 kind of thing. I was wondering if anyone knew what Somali 20:20 means I've been looking online and can't seem to find much aside from something about piracy and Somali warriors, Somalis Killed then something about health care. Any feed back would be appreciated, because there are a lot of Somalis running around with stickers etc on their cars etc here http://www.adnkronos.com/AKI/English/Security/?id=1.0.1626210444 http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/ter_glo_ter_ind-terrorism-global-indicator http://www.samliquidation.com/harvest.htm I'm also going to include some of the replies I've gotten and my replies to them! Got curious about your question about what 20:20 means with Somalis all driving around with it on bumper stickers on their cars. Did a few google searches on 20:20, then added Muslim, then Somali. Generally where it shows up, looks bad. First link is a sample. Also thought the

~~~~~~Never say I love you If you really don't care~ ~~~~~~Never talk about feelings If they aren't really there.. ~~~~~~Never hold my hand, If you're going to break my heart ~~~~~~Never say you're going to.. If you don't plan to start ~~~~~~Never look into my eyes If all you do is lie~~ ~~~~~~Never say hello If you only mean goodbye ~~~~~~If you really mean forever Then say you will try ~~~~~~Never say forever.... Forever makes me cry~! ~Love is thinking about that special person each day~ ~Love is dreaming about them each night~ Love is always wanting to be together.. Love is giving up your entire world for that person ~~Love is trusting each other no matter what happens. Love is talking things out and not getting mad at each other~~ Love is giving your heart and your entire being for him.. ~~~~Love is...What I feel for you~ ~~Once in a while we meet someone Who make us feel s

Newby Show Her Love
HELP THIS CHICK OUT SHE IS AWESOME AND IS BRAND NEW ON THE SYSTEM TODAY ..SO PLEASE GO SHOW HER SOME FUBAR LOVE.. TELL HER CANDLE MANN SENT YA....FAN HER R8 HER AND ADD HER ...SHE WILL DEFINETLY RETURN ALL FAVORS THXX IN ADVANCE.......The Carnie Freak@ fubar

Robby
Just as I thought something good was finally gonna happen Robby calls me and says that while he was playing pool last night one of the guys he was woking with was harrassing him he ignored him and continued to play pool...When the bar closed he went to go back to his hotel and the guy jumped him so rather then getting his ass kicked he defended himself and kicked the guys ass...they arrested Robby for it...He has coourt today at one thirty so I just hope the fine and O R or drop it and let him go...the only good thing that has happened so far is Abild the place he works for says he still has a job Damn when it rains on me it floods!

Random Thoughts
So it has been forever since I have blogged. Not much has changed really, as always I am just working and going to school...getting out to have fun here and there. On the relationship front I have decided that is a waste of my time. I know I'm smart, not hard to look at and am a normal sweet down to earth kinda girl. Something will happen eventually. Going out with guys who want a perpetual booty call or some girl following them around like some attention starved puppy isnt me. I want a grown up relationship with space and closeness, room for both our lives and also us being as one. It's a nice balance, a give and take that I knwow is hard to find and settling just isnt in my nature. So I will go about my day and something may come along...it might not. But I refuse to let it bother me or be the center of my existence. "The search" lol How about just dancing friends and going out to have a great time.....Happy Halloween everybody =) Another year has almost passed and I find mys

Literary Gothic
Revolving in oval loops of solar speed, Couched in cauls of clay as in holy robes, Dead men render love and war no heed, Lulled in the ample womb of the full-tilt globe. No spiritual Caesars are these dead; They want no proud paternal kingdom come; And when at last they blunder into bed World-wrecked, they seek only oblivion. Rolled round with goodly loam and cradled deep, These bone shanks will not wake immaculate To trumpet-toppling dawn of doomstruck day : They loll forever in colossal sleep; Nor can God's stern, shocked angels cry them up From their fond, final, infamous decay. From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mys

Quizies
The PJ's You Are Most Like: No PJ's You're a bit of a hedonist - opting for comfort over everything else You have an understated, easy sexiness that men love You'll risk that for the feeling of sheets against your bare skin! What Kind of PJ's Girl Are You? Your Flirt Quotient You are 27% Flirt Are You a Flirtatious Woman? So this kid knocks on the door at 11 pm tonight, started off like so.. "Hi my name is Josh, I just moved over there (points to the house acrossed the street) and was wondering if... say are you a nice guy or bad guy?" At this point I am holding my breath to see what dad will say when he harshly tells the kid that he is a bad guy. The kid is stunned and asks "Really?" Dad comfirms and the boy asks "Are you going to shoot me?" At this point I could the boy was scared so I am yelling at dad to be nice when dad laughs and says "I just might!" I blink cause I knew he meant, and then the boy asks "For real?" Dads says for really

Addiction
well to all my friends ,i want to share this with you.up till the year of 2002 i never done a drug in my life.2002 i was introduced to a drug that i think almost destroyed me.i am not proud of it nor do i hide it."CRACK COCAINE"i was arrested and imprisoned over it.got out and took care of my mama,she made me promise not to use as long as i took care of her,and i kept that promise,then she passed march 17th 2005.it was not long after that that i relapsed,back at it again,aug 2006 i left ohio because i could no longer deal with my life .i knew i was headed for hell,so i packed up only my clothes and moved to georgia.i just celebrated 1 year clean time on aug 14th.it has been a long haulbut i have such good friends on the net.and i have a reason to stay clean.i want you all to keep me in your thoughts and prayers as i continue to travel my road to recovery. thank you and may god bless and keep you all .Anna

Thinking Of You
Well its Thursday! Almost the weekend! Yay..lol Just wanted to wish everyone a good morning..:) The contest is going good so far, with absolutely no drama! Thank you all, and here you go..:) Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

College
Well I have finally decided to go back to college. I have not been in school since 1994, back then my children were 3 and 4 and I was going through a nasty separation(Not divorce, just together 10 years and splitting up)and I was attending Clinton Community College with a major in Criminal Justice. I wanted to be a Probation Officer. Well needless to say he made it impossible for me to attend with dragging me to court every other day and doing anything he possibly could to take custody from me, which by the way never happened. I have had full custody of my children since the beginning of all this mess and they are now 16 and 17. Anyway I had straight A's but missed so much time they were not able to credit me for the courses, so I lost the A's, and was academically dismissed. I also lost all federal funding and student loans. The requirements to return...paying a full semester out of pocket which was not possible for me at the time being a single mother of 2 small children so I le

Sacred Animals
Native American Poetry The Last Warrier By W. J. Bruce High on bleak, stony rag, Unmoving, he sits astride His ragged coated pony. Only telltale frozen breaths, Separate them from The still, winter black boles Of ancient leafless trees. The pony, blown and lame, Stands with lowered head, Ears flattened to the sound Of a distant wolf pack. The man on his back, All weapons lost, Ignores the trickling blood From savage wounds, Mingling his war paint. Eyes burning fiercely He strains to find The sign he seeks: Behind, the sound of enemy Draws ever closer. At last, faith rewarded, He sees far below In the deep valley, Arriving at the edge Of the fast flowing river, The great she bear With two gamboling cubs: To fish the racing salmon, Drawn relentlessly toward Their age-old spawning ground. Silently, the wounded brave Offers his final prayer To the eternal clan bear; Totem and guardian Of his battle slain tribe. The enemy, exultant, Are alm

Just Too Funny
This is an actual letter sent to Proctor and Gamble from Wendi Aarons, Austin, TX, regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always Maxi Pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak GuardCore(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently

Citgo
*NEWS FLASH:** **Chavez is NOW getting a Russian Weapons Factory built by Putin.** **The RUSSIANS are building an AK-47 Kalashnikov Assault Rifle factory in Venezuela , to give armament support to Communist Rebel groups throughout the Americas. ** **Chavez NOW has IRANIANS operating his oil refineries in Venezuela for him. It is likely only a matter of time, if not already, before Chavez has Iranian built LONG RANGE missiles, with a variety of warhead types aimed at: Guess Who?** **CITGO is NOW in the process of Changing Its Name to PETRO EXPRESS due to the loss of gasoline sales in the USA due to the recent publicity of ownership by Chavez of Venezuela.** **Every dollar you spend with CITGO or PETRO EXPRESS! gasoline will be used against you, your basic human rights, and your freedoms. He will start wars here in the Americas that will probably be the death of millions of free people.** **THIS IS VE

9/27/07
I've got my yard sale this weekend and have been really trying to finish getting everything ready been washing almost 20 normal size boxes of tupperware plus i still have a HUGE box as well to wash. Monday things will return to normal. Have to get spare bedroom ready for JustShizzle and his lady because they are moving in with us. So please bear with me if i miss comments yesterday i had 25+ so I'm sure I missed a few. Love you all.

Funny
you know you were an 80's child if... Body: You wanted to be on Star Search. (Didn't we all?) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Futur

Dedications
I have played online first person shooter games for about 8 years now. And the one I have played for about 5 years now is called Raven Shield. This game has let me meet people from all over the world, including my friend Bamse. I found out today that he passed away sometime last week. I got him to join the site, because I kept teasing him that I had nudes lol... Anyhow I want to say to you Bamse you will be missed by all of us at CWAR whom have had the pleasure to hear you sing your norwegian songs. You will forever be a part of my heart. Love and miss you.

Freedom
Just wanted to let you all know that my Divorce was finalized yesterday (26 Sept 07) at about 10 am. So for all of you local, and maybe not so local beautiful women out there, feel free to hit me up and maybe we can take a ride sometime. Im always looking to meet new people, and make new friends. Guys I will ride with you as well. You just have to have your own bike. No men riding bitch on the back of my bike. LOL An unusual teacher....many today have no sense of patriotism nor reverence for military service. *A lesson that should be taught in all schools!* Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids ent

A Bit About Me
First and foremost, just a bit about me. I am 27 and in a very happy relationship. I joined this to just make friends and am not interested in anything else. I am almost five months pregnant and am looking forward to becoming a first time mom. I live in a very small town and enjoy that. I don't really party (even before I was pregnant) and tend to spend time at home doing all those fun housewifey type stuff. I am an oddball whose interests vary widely and am a very easy going person. Hope to meet some interesting people on here to chat with. Talk to you soon!

You Have 2 Hours...
from when i post this to post ideas for pics for today. please limit ideas to things i CAN do in the next couple hours... good idea example : feet pics (they should be going in this one i've been putting it off) bad idea example : glass dildo... (have you seen any in ANY of my pics? no, and i'm not goin to the store for this unless someone's sending me the money for them) So please, if you have position ideas, post them here, if you have items you want to see more of that you've ALREADY seen me using, post... if you've got some idea that won't be possible for me, feel free to buy me whatever would make it possible, i promise, i'll take pics :p Ready... set... go :p love ya, Sin if your idea is a salute pic, i can put you on the list, but if you weren't already on it, it's not gonna happen today, list is around 15-20 long right now

So Sad.
well, i am in a state of total confusion of where i need to be. i know what i want... just the fastest way to get to my goal is whats complicated.... i know i want to end up back in il sometime soon. but right now my only options are reno and venice fl.... it sucks because i feel like my entire life is spread out all over, but all i want is to have my life together in one location. right now i feel like i will just be broken up everywhere because the forces around me. i feel like every force that could be against me, is completely out to get me. maybe im just paranoid, but i just dont know. i think i am going to go back to florida and get things straight in my head once again... after my mind is set, i will be ready to venture back to il where i know i can be truely happy. i hate feeling so torn. i wish someone could understand.

Show Some Love!
My buddy signed up last night and for no reason at all other than the fact that he knew i wanted it he bought me a VIP so I figure the absolute least I can do is show him some love and I'd appreciate it if you did too! Dude that likes music@ fubar

Help Christie
Im in a giveaway for a Happy Hour. I need 50,000 points totaland .. Rates are 10 points and comments are worth 1 point. I already have 14,585 of the total points needed. Can yall come rate the pic.. and sayyyy... 5 or MORE :D comments?? That would be AWESOME ! Id love to have a happy hour and become Godmother! xox

Sweetness's Poems
The love of my life I have finally found And I know for certain that I need you around Your tender words can comfort and calm all my fears And just the sound of your gentle voice can wipe away my tears I need you more then ever since I can't be with you now And to remain by your side faithfully I make a solemn vow My arms are always open so you can come inside And as long as you still love me there is nothing you should hide I will be here for you in each and every way And I know that I will grow to love you a little more everyday So lean on me whenever you need to because you know I am always here I hope you know I love you because this I tried to make it clear Sitting here watching a summer storm Arcs of lightning dance to the ground Thunder breaking the crisp night air To the earth a rain is bound Thoughts of you drift through my mind Watching this ballet of power For tonight I cannot sleep or rest Upon this midnight hour Electricity c

Come Check Out My Lounge And Join Plz
SOLDIERS PLAYGROUND FOR THE PPL WHO SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND FOR THE TROOPS COME AND CHECK OUT MY LOUNGE ITS FOR ALL THE MILITARY MAN/WOMEN AND THE MILITARY LOVERS. iTS A NEW AND UP COMING ROOM. SO IM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR HELP IN ANY WAY. IM HIRING IF YOU WANT TO HELP. SO COME CHECK IT OUT PLZ AND TY.

This Is All New To Me
Have you ever fought hard to live, but you know you’re gonna die. Holding on to the cold hard truth, with tears streaming down your eyes. Living past the pain and strife, wanting nothing more than a chance at life, But the life you once remembered has given way to pain. Wanting to live more life in a single day, than most do in the parade That they call their simple lives when they can’t find their way back home. Clutch my hand if you can, please believe in who I am, Don’t let go a single day, for if you do I am damned. I want to hold the truth, the belief that I’m not a joke To see the end inside my mind, so I can go back home. So I can go back home. So I can go back home. I sit here at home, confused and alone, my pain wanders away for a time. It allows me to see the beauty around me, but then it comes back crashing so hard, to freeze my soul again. Should I stay in this land, or should I die by my hand and take control of the pain the only way

Things That Keep Me Awake
Ok everyone... this is my first ever blog, and I think I screwed up a few things figuring this out. Anyway, here I go ... It's after noon now and I really needed to be asleep 3 hours ago. There is an email that is supposed to be coming out at work today announcing some bad newws regarding some offshoring of (a currentlly unknown percentage) our current accounts. I won't go into detail as it is really not your problem, and I'm not asking for advice. I just feel the need to send some well wishes out to a few people that believe they will be effected by it. So, if it please my lady on this morn of the full moon, I ask you to watch over those in my thoughts today. And I'll keep my fingers crossed as well, just in case :) Good luck everyone!

Funnies
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I would do anything for my friends and family that I am capable of. 2. I hate my job. 3. I HATE it when people lie/steal from me. 4. I HATE it when people tell me they'll be there for me and never are. 5. I HATE it when people play with my feelings wether it be guys or my female friends. 6. I love FuBar!. 7. I want to see Fubar my girly friends. 8. I want to be an Vet. 9. I think my body is ok. 10. I tried to kill myself when I was 16. 11. I lost the love of my life(RIP). 12. I don't speak to my parents. 13. I want to have another baby. 14. I believe in ghost. 15. I want to marry a man. I am

Poetry Mine And Others
Sky's Song My home is at W.O.L.F., yet it should not be. I'm cared for and loved here, but long to be free. The humans who made me not knowing what they do did not understand me or what I'm inclined to do. My spirit is wild, not to be contained, to run free, to play free to live my life naturally. Copyright ©1999 Lisa Ritter Cold was my soul.... Untold is the pain.... I faced when you left me.... A Rose in the rain.... Listening to the sounds of the night Crickets chirping while the wind whispers through the tall reeds. Feeling the moons glow on my face warming my soul in the chill of the night. Thrilling me with the desire for the hunt and churning my blood into a hot frenzy. Tilting back his head our leader calls us to become one and eagerly we obey. Romping and nipping each other in friendly greeting we wait for the action to begin. As the Lord Wolf steps off into the shadows of the night we fan out at his heels. Noses to the wind we search for the mea

If You Can't Bother
guys... especially those NOT in my friends list yet... please remember, i put these things up for you guys but that doesn't mean you get to just walk in, jerk off and leave. if you have not been added.... if i don't see a rate, a picture rate, a fan, something that shows that you're interested, your request will be denied. if you have been added already and have not done these things, get the hell to it, i'm going to start making lists, and blocking people... locking the albums creates a hassle, but I will do it if that's what it takes. seriously, remember i am a real fuckin person here... i don't go play with myself lookin at your nsfw's and walk away (although some of you might want me to)... don't do it to mine. Say hello (read: HELLO, not NICE PUSSY)... rate something that gives points... leave comments that say more than i wanna do you in both holes baby... seriously... i do what i can to keep you happy, and i ask very little in return... please guys, gimme some love and

Shallow Thoughts
1) A liar can't look you straight in the eye. There is a persistent belief that people with shifty eyes are probably lying. As Paul Ekman says in his classic work, Telling Lies: Clues to Deceit in the Marketplace, Politics, and Marriage, "When we asked people how they would tell if someone were lying, squirming and shifty eyes were the winners. [But] clues that everyone knows about, that involve behavior that can be readily inhibited, won't be very reliable if the stakes are high and the liar does not want to be caught." Ekman goes on to argue against attributing too much meaning to such behavior for two reasons. First of all, although this kind of nonverbal communication most reliably signals the presence of some kind of emotion, that emotion may or may not mean that someone is lying. Nervousness can, for example, manifest itself as shifty eyes. But there are many reasons for nervousness. To understand what the behavior means, you still have to interpret the emotion. Second, Ekman h

Love Me If U Can
Toby Keith Love Me If You Can Lyrics Sometimes I think that war is necessary Every night I pray for peace on Earth I hand out my dollars to the homeless But believe that every able soul should work My father gave me my shotgun That I'll hand down to my son Try to teach him everything it means I'm a man of my convictions Call me wrong Call me right But I bring my better angels to every fight. You may not like where I'm goin' But you sure know where I stand Hate me if you want to Love me if you can I stand by my right to speak freely But I worry 'bout what kids learn from TV And before all of debating turns to angry words and hate Sometimes we should just agree to disagree And I believe that Jesus Looks down here and sees us If you ask him he would say I'm a man of my convictions Call me wrong Call me right But I bring my better angels to every fight. You may not like where I'm goin' But you sure know where I stand Hate me if you want to Love

I'm A Thug 0,o
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are. JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt

My Current Top Ten Favorite Songs
1. LOVE ME IF U CAN-TOBY KEITH 2. COLLIDE-HOWIE DAY 3. TRIP-HEDLEY 4. SORRY-BUCKCHERRY 5. HEAR U ME- 6. I TRIED-BONE THUGS AND HARMONY 7. MOMENTS-EMERSON DRIVE 8. SLIPPIN-DMX 9. THREE DAYS GRACE-NEVER TO LATE 10. EVERYTIME I HEAR YOUR NAME-KIETH ANDERSON

Middle Finger
History of the Middle Finger,,,,,,,,,, Well, now . . . here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating voctory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapale of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, see, we can still pluck yew! Since "pluck yew" is rather difficult to say, the

It Is So True!
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know - it never happened) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Me
Above all else he cherishes his submissive, in the knowledge that the gift she gives him is the greatest of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that he may control others. As a stern and demanding Dominant, he can cause his sub to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, he will then kiss the tears away, without ever stepping out of character. In times of trouble, a Dominant will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask a submissive to put him before her career, or family, just to satisfy his own pleasure. To win his submissive's mind, body and soul, he knows he must first win her trust. He will show his submissiv

Hello!
Hello...pretty princess is my best friend n the whole world and she is also a shadow leveler...she helps everyone and now she is in this contest and i want to do all i can do to help her since I know she would do the same for everyone else. If you can just drop a few comments on her pic for me I would really appriciate it....Thanx Julie

Playing Games
Well almost got played a few months ago needed a place to stay some let me move in with them an was thinking we were a thing. Finds out when I went to work some other dude is in the house with her an havin some fun. So I left an now she is all about that guy now. Lucky I knew somthing was up in a few days of her saying her guy bestfriend was coming over,an I left fast. But its all good the last day I was there I did a lil playing myself...lol The game of three somes. It was the other night went to a bar picked up on some hottie. She takes my buddy an myself to her pad an then the games beagan. She was playing the hard to get role. It is so wonderful tho when only thing you have to do is suck on a neck behind ear an they will melt in your hand. So she gave in an had to hard young studs all up in her. You know when you have been mind fuked when you get a number an its the wrong number, You give your number when they ask for it an they never call. When you move in to a place an that perso

Zodiac Signs And The Way They Kiss
Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone. Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on. Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations. Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go. Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing, you expect applause for your performance. Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished. Libra: You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses. Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you. Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more. Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day. Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend t

The Game
THE GAME... "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GEENER ON THE OTHER SIDE" SOME REALLY DO THINK THIS WAY...... "BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE" SOME SAY THEY ARE THIS WAY OR THAT IT SHOULD BE THIS WAY..... REALITY: BOTH STATEMENTS PEOPLE SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH WHAT THEY HAVE UNLESS THEY KNOW IT ISN'T FOR THEM... IN THAT CASE LET IT GO. THE GRASS DOES LOOK GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE BUT OFTEN TIMES YOU GET THERE AND IS IS DEAD AND IN IT'S PLACE LIES WEEDS. SO WHAT DO WE DO THEN? DO WE TAKE THAT CHANCE AND GO SEE IF IT IS IN FACT GREENER OR JUST GO WITH THE SECOND STATEMENT AND BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE HAVE? NEITHER! BE OPEN AND HONEST.... I HAVE FOUND THAT BEING OPEN AND HONEST GETS ME ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... BUT!!!!! BY ME BEING OPEN AND HONEST I FIND OUT IT IS NOTHING ALOT FASTER THEN IF I PLAYED THE MIND GAMES THAT SO MANY GIRLS PLAY AND GET EVERYTHING BY PLAYING IT... SURE THEY HAVE LOTS OF GUYS CALLING THEM 5 TIMES WHILE THERE IS A GIRL SITTING RIGHT THERE NEXT T

Love
This story has been around the net for a bit, I thought I would post it here. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Clau

Feet
why do so many people like feet? what is it about them that so many people enjoy? whats sexy about a part of your body that's trapped in a shoe all day walking around sweating and getting funky? to me it's not appealing at all can some one please fill me in?

Walls (series Of Poems, Follow In Order To Understand The Story)
The Coming Distance 10/30/2007 Her hand in his and the freedom to let Herself feel again Is the last thing known of the woman who Stayed behind Four walls of stone And the man who wouldn’t give up On the woman he knew He loved. Well now she is over come by the feeling Of Love, Its been so long since she Felt this way. She feels safe in his arms, Lost in his eyes, Melted by his touch, And free by his kiss. Yet she knows he must leave her soon for What will feel like An eternity Because it was a prior engagement he had Before her. The thought of him Being across the ocean fighting to keep His country safe Scares her to death But She’ll never let it show. She know she Has to be strong and show no fear. She’ll enjoy The time they have together for now Then cherish The time they had while he’s gone And Anticipate the times they will have. She knows The doubts he hides inside, She can see them In his eyes. She will do her best, all she

I'm In A Contest...
HEY EVERYONE I'M IN THIS WONDERFUL CONTEST COME CHECK IT OUT, OR SHOULD SAY MY CLEAVAGE!!!! ANYWAY HERE IS THE MAN THAT IS HOLDING THE CONTEST AND RULES... »†HøĦå§«@ fubar GO TO THE CLEAVEAGE FOLDER... First place will receive ...... A MONTH BLAST Second place will receive ..... A WEEK BLAST OR MONTH VIP Third place will receive ...... 3 DAY BLAST Fourth place will receive ...... ONE DAY BLAST If you want to enter this contest your pic much be a head shot and not show any nsfw in it that could get it marked. This contest will run for 7 full days and there are some rules that MUST be followed before you decide to enter. I will be taking entries starting now and will take them through the first day of the contest. The contest will begin Sept 26th at 5 pm pst. The contest will start as soon as I get at least 10 people. I will announce the start of the contest 24 hours in advance. You must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comme

Me 10
years ago i learned that we come into this world alone and die alone . it is not the hand you hold at the end that matters only that the time comes quickly and swift . for those thet cry dont cry for you they only cry becuase ther is now a hole in ther life that they cannot fill . when my time comes i hope that no one morns for me , for it will be a wast of tears . I hope that eny that loved me will rase a glass to me and get drunk . for when i walk that road it will be alone . center> Waste not want not 'What is your Fortune?' at QuizUniverse.com

The Ten Commandments
ten commandments 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.) 7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having crimes (like Nike says, just do it) 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave "em in the middle)

Physical Therapy Sucks My Ass Bone Dry
Now explain this to me. You fall because your teeny tiny feet can’t support your huge, enormous frame and you sprain your ankle. It gets almost totally better, but you figure, hey I’ll go to physical therapy and fix it all up, and when you go, they put you in so much agony you wish you’d have cracked your head on an end table when you fell and died. Come on now. Its an ankle. Ankle therapy. Why does my arm hurt? What did the Physical Therapist do to me to make my arm hurt? Why do my knees ache? All I did was do circles with my foot, is that really a burdon on my knees? How about my shoulders? I’ve been carrying around these huge ass tits for years and suddenly ankle therapy is making my shoulders hurt? I’ve had a headache since therapy started. Am I really thinking that much when I point and flex my foot? What the fuck, can someone please explain this to me? Pretty Please?

Can You Hear Me!!!!???
Can you hear my screamin in the night calling out your name... My pain levels are soo high... I just feel like I want to die!!!! Can you feel my body trembling in fright.... As i get colder and darker into the night... So sick of all these pills I take... Just to stop my Body ACHES!!!... Nobody wants me.. Cuz I am soo sick....I feel like I am on one hell of a trip...... All I want is someone to hug and HOLD me and tell me it will be alright... To stand beside me... To stay the night.... Would you trade YOU'RE life for ME...... But one question???????? ...........CAN YOU HEAR ME???......... You gotta be out there You gotta be somewhere Wherever you are I'm waiting 'Cause there are these nights when I sing myself to sleep And I'm hopin' my dreams Bring you close to me Are you listening? Hear me I'm cryin' out I'm ready now Turn my world upside down Find me I'm lost inside the crowd It's getting loud I need you to see I'm screaming for you

Sick Puppies
I dont mind where you come from As long as you come to me But I dont like illusions I cant see Them clearly I dont care, no I wouldn't dare To fix the twist in you You've shown me eventually what you'll do I dont mind I dont care As long as you're here Go ahead and tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything And do it all over again It's all the same Hours slide and days go by Till you decide to come But in-between it always seems too long For certain But I have the skill, yeah I have the will, to breath you in while I can However long you stay is all that I am Go ahead and tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything And do it all over again It's always the s

Real Shit
this woman is stuck in my head i want more than just to have her in bed, even though we dont talk much she stays on my mind, everytime i wanna act a ass and start messing up stuff i picture her smile and my anger comes down,this feeling wont go away i wonder if she feels the same way i need her in my face day to day the home of the bloods and crips, niggas that not scare to empty a clip. where the police are no to be full of shit, the govenor just had to be a movie star and rich before he got his office, some of the dangerous street in the world are here, but dont be scared u can have alot of fun here. the beaches are as beautiful as Florida and keep alot of people happy,the weather is the best and wouldnt change it for the world. beautiful women are everywhere but every once in awhile you'll find some one with a jerry curl and even someone dance like a robot on the corner for fun. in dis world no is every promised to see the next day, anything could happen, pimp c died of what they c

Three Days Grace
Do you think I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you think that I am blind nothing left for me to lose? Must be something on your mind something lost and left behind Do you know I’m faking now? Do you know I’m faking when I’m lying next to you? Do you know that I am blind to everything you ever do? Must be something on your mind something lost for me to find Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man I guess you know I’m faking when I tell you I love you I guess you know that I am blind to everything you say and do Must be something on my mind there’s nothing left for me to hide Do you know I’m faking? Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before on him Then she told me she had a gun it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man We have to

Steelers Joke
I went to the Steelers game, and when I arrived, I realized that my seat is in the last row. After the game started, I noticed an empty seat right on the fifty-yard line behind the Pittsburgh bench. I made my way to the empty seat and said to the man sitting next to it, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man replied, "No, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she died. This is the first Steelers game we haven't been at together since we got married in 1967." "Well, that's terribly sad. But couldn't you find anyone else to take the seat? A close relative or friend?" 'No," the man replied. "They're all at the funeral." GO STEELERS!!!

Hawaii's Superferry
Hawaii got there own Superferry to transport ppl and cars from island to island. Local ppl in hawaii are protesting this superferry. I am orginally from hawaii. I agree with these ppl that want to stop the superferry. We have alot of endangered animals. The humpback whales come to hawaii each year. To me this superferry will hurt the endangered wildlife we have.. This is an article from the local newspaper. Superferry heading to high court -- again Legislative leaders want to see the Hawaii Superferry succeed so are poised for a special session It looks like the Superferry case is headed back to the Hawaii Supreme Court. The environmental group Thousand Friends of Kauai has agreed to drop its challenge in Circuit Court, inviting a dismissal that will allow it to take up the matter with the state's high court. "We always expected this case to end up in the Supreme Court," Thousand Friends lawyer Daniel Hempey said. "This will save our group time and money."

Leveling Help
OK boys and girls...I've officially been given the green light for this. Fat Sonny has finally caved in and said "MAKE ME A GODFATHER" which means now more than ever we have to hit his page, rate and comment the crap out of EVERYTHING, buy gifts...whatever it takes to get his happy ass the points to knock it down. He has 2,465,037 Points to go and from what I've seen on here this could take as little as 24hrs or as long as a week. Lets get this done ASAP!!! You won't see him online but rest assured all of the love will be returned in one form or another. ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar (repost of original by '~shady326~ *GOONIES SHORT BUS DRIVER AND BUS STOP LOUNGE SECURITY*' on '2007-10-04 06:17:00') (repost of original by '★☆★ƒreedom ίsnt ƒree★☆★**No Salute=No Add**' on '2007-10-04 07:00:46') (repost of original by '~shady326~ *GOONIES SHORT BUS DRIVER AND BUS STOP LOUNGE SECURITY*' on '2007-10-06 13:04:54') (repost of original by

This Will Give You Chills!!!!!!!!
My aunt passed away this morning, so I'm sorry to say I won't be around much this week. Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT'LL GIVE YOU GOOSE-BUMPS!!! You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon , which is in Iraq , destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writi

Messed Up
This oughta upset everybody! How they vote in the United Nations Below are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the US State Department and United Nations records: Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time United Arab Emirates votes against the U. S. 70% of the time. Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time. Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time. Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time. Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time. Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time. Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time. Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Libya votes against the United States 76% of the time. Egypt

Wrote For Friends
I picture you sitting across a room full of people I'm dressed up wearing a corset and fishnet top garter with stockings and a short skirt, doesn't take you long to notice I am not wearing panties as I sit across from you, I make pleasant conversation but I don't play nice for long I move to your lap and sit turning slightly towards you my skirt coming up .. you start moving your hand up my thigh smirking at people as they walk past interrupting me to say hello to anyone you know .. I start detailing to you what I want .. completely dropping any friendly pretext. I tell you where we will meet in a few minutes after you make me cum right here with everyone watching .. then I tell you that the people around us won't care nor do I so get to it.. you slowly start to finger me and kiss me pulling hard on my nipple working my piercing and pulling it slightly.. making me moan and writhe in your lap. you bite my neck and threaten me if I don't cum soon you won't meet me later, and I won't get

Hmmmmmmmmm
I have two girls in the same contest that need some help. I know that Baby Boy and I are always helping people out with their contests. And we don't ask for much in return. But think of it this way.... You get points for bombing too. So, isn't that a win-win situation? I.B.I.C. Sista's Come show your girl some love!!! The B!TCH of VA !! BESA MI CULO And also show this pretty lady love. She's in the same contest and could use lots of help. ;) angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila

Ultimate Tattoo Contest!
HERE THEY ARE!! ULTIMATE TATTOO CONTEST ENTRIES!! COMMENT BOMB ON YOUR FAVORITE ONE!! GOOD LUCK TO ALL!!! MINA MARK MURDEROUS MYNDA CATS OSOGOODE ROCK~SECURITY DRT CRISTILEE NEEFO3 CONTEST STARTED TONIGHT AT 7PM EASTERN AND WILL RUN FOR TWO WEEKS, ENDING ON NOVEMBER 10TH AT 7PM EASTERN GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!! PARADISE_CITY.mp3 Just wanted to say I am sorry to everyone if it seems like I am neglecting. I have been trying to help my friend with this cont

Here
Hi my fubar friends... Im so sorry if i havent payed attention to you...i dont mean to leave anyone out...i may be on a little less in the near future im not sure...but i always miss this place every time i try to get away...I have the greatest friends on this site is my belief...so if youve read this far...why not read on??? the first person to leave a comment in this blog gets a rootbeer from me....comment #2 gets 10 11s and #3 gets a one day blast from me for reading and for being my friend...any other comments will get a drink from me...thanks for rreaading and for being my friend im bout to get on off here a while...i got 70 11s left id like to burn b4 i go....so im gonna give em 50 to the first person to comment&20 to the second(cant be same person)...lol onthis blog that is ...Thanks ...thats all i have to say about that...

Application For Sex
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __________ While

Gettin Old!!
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie i

The Baby
my peanut is finally hear she came into the world on 12/13/2007shw weighed 5lbs 11ozs and she was 18.5" long. her sisters love her to death and so do mommy and daddy. and also jake is home our 2 months areover finally. i got all i wanted for xmas my hubby and my baby girl. all is good here. ttyl love you all. hey guys i am writting this to give you all updates about the baby. I went to the dr on tuesday and the baby has a strong heart beat and is moving alot. it hurts when the baby hurts but that is to be expected they tell me. My back is the one that is going to suffer the most at the end but it will be worth it i guess. in case you all did not know i have a torn disc in my back they can not fix it. I am told that if they try to fix it it may paralise me so i said just leave it i will do other things to deal with the pain. but back to the baby. the ultra sound tecnation said that she was 98% sure it was going to be a girl so we picked out the name HAILI

Live,learn,love
Turn your sound on.I'm sorry...I'm sorry...That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry...That I dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry...If I'm not a Playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry...If I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry...If I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry...If my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry...If I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry...That I try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! Just think about it, about how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this

Funnies
CLICK THE PICTURE TO GO TO THE LOUNGE PLease re-post this to your friends THANX!! See you in the lounge. I'm there now with about 20 other short busers. So come check out Joker DJ'ing and one of the most active, funniest and FU'ed lounge on Fubar Big Boobies Is ALL ALONE in there right now! HELP! THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself

Worked To Death!!!
Hey all my fu friends I wanted to let you know I'm not trying to Ignore everyone But I am a sales associate now !!!! To all of you who dont know I'm working 6 days a week and trying to kep in touch with everyone and Reality!!!! But to all of you I still have Luv and will try to say hello on my day off!!!!

Maybe
Maybe ... we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe ... when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe ... it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe ... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe ... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do. Maybe ... there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child, your girlfriend/boyfriend -- so mu

My Name Is Baca And I'm A Dog. Come Run With Me. >:)
I dreamed of her again and it buged me. That life is all but gone. Its cold as fuck here...and I love it. The others say that I should leave town and try my luck elce where but...this is my town. Its true, I could go to colorado or new mexico or even LA but....cali sucks.^u-u^ I think I'll walk my park and wait for that someone to find me. And I hope its soon, I grow tired of hearing her call out to me. See you soon.

Thanks To You All
I meet some real one on here. Let me tell you. Girls on here are the ones that tell you how they care about what you care about into you meet them and you fine out what they are really like. i meets some on here. Just let me say that it is not all the people on here that are fake. The ones I am talking about knows who you are so don't ask. I know alot of you all are going to say " I hope that he is not talking about me." But if you said something to me and didn't do it. That makes you Fake. I didn't ask for your help and you said that you was going to help me. Yes you. And the one who I tried to help and you fucked me over. Yes I am talking about you. But to the rest of you I just want to say. Thanks for nothing. Wow it was one girl on here that I didn't know and I was talking to and she said I will send this and that and then nothing. I never asked of anything from you and now I am a ass hole for saying anything to you. And when you said that you got me. I was like yes someone is koo

Damn Broken Bar Tab
I don't know if they plan on fixing this any time soon. But my bar tab shows that no one has uploaded anything in over a week. Which i know is not true. I hate this. They need to fix it soon already. So know when friends upload something.

Jokes
What do women and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when u eat them. A man is of CANCER and his son asks "dad why do you keep telling people that you're dying of aids?" dad replies "so when i die, no one will want to fuck your mother."

Bunniee's Blog
i dont want it any more its a fine car but im not goign another winter with it its preftecly fine if yur road gets plowed when it snows but since mine doenst i dont want it i got stcuk in the snow las year for 6 hours i need a fricken big ass truck any buddy want to buy my car?

The Loud Tour On Fubar
What's up fubar I'm a newbie here! This is my first blog post, but I am in no way new to blogging or to social networking. In fact I have been doing it for years now through all kinds of different site. Fubar looks really cool and interesting, so I though I will give this place a shot as well. So why am I here anyway? To make more connection and catch up with some old ones. Meeting new people and making new friends is the name of the game folks. We are all cool people and we all have interesting things to share in our lives, so why not hang out, have a good time, and share what we all do best. You'll be hearing plenty more out of me around here in the coming weeks, so drop me a line on my profile or check out my pics and say hi. I'll be sure to drop by yours and return the favor. If you are feeling really adventurous check out my stash and see some cool original video that I have shot in the last few months. I'll be seeing you around of fubar...

About My Pics
I've been asked if my pics where real, so I thought I would give a little background on them. Some friends of mine started a company by the name of Dungeon Steel. They mostly specialize in cages & the X-tra cool fetish toys (ie: shackles & chains, St. Andrews crosses), but can make any thing from a glass top table to a swinging bed. They're the designers of the suit and the ones that built the triangle in my pics. The Grind show pic that I have posted is from one of our shows in Huntsville Al. taken by my favorite fire-breathing clown Otis. I love doing the shows, I use any where from one to two grinders at a time, & prefer an open space to work with but have been limited to cages at times. Yes, my crotch does get hot. The triangle pics were taken in studio by the beautiful Crystal Starr, an excellent photographer, head of Betty Roulette & our newest Grinder Girl. For the most part the triangle is usually elevated 12 feet from the bottom bar to the floor depending on the space availab

To All Those Wicked Fubar Peeps
This is really cool and true! I love you all! have a good one http://www.inlibertyandfreedom.com/Flash/Think_It_Over.swf This was done using my real name: The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Marchioness of All Russia Known in some parts of the world as: Lioness of The Hungry The Great Archives Record: One of the poor who howl at the door of the Rosary and the garlic strung cross. This is using one of my pen names: The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Poppy Maundrell Known in some parts of the world as: Haunt of The Tormented The Great Archives Record: A soul in torment and tumult - hell of their own making! This is using my maiden name: The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Marchioness of The Great Oceans Known in some parts of the world as: Devil of The Hungry The Great Archives Record: One of the poor who howl at the door of the Rosary and th

Attention Latina Fam Members
HELLO FAM....AS U KNOW CHICA IS N THE PROCESS OF MOVING IN WITH PAPA JOE....ON THEY WAY THERE THEY VISITIN LOCO AND TIFF....THEY BE LEAVIN TOM....SO THINGS SHOULD BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON....AS ALL YALL KNOW LOCO IS LEAVING...BUT WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN...AS HER HOMIE AND FRIEND AND BRO...I ASSUME THE ROLE OF KEEP HER LEAGACY ON...HER PRESENCE IS GONE..BUT HER ESSENCE IS HERE WITH ME AND THE REST FO THE FAMILY..I KNOW I DONT CHAT WITH ALOT OF YALL B/C OF TIMING...BUT I DO ENJOY BEING N THR FAMILY..AND I WILL DO MY PART TO KEEP IT GOING...WHILE SHE GONE...SO I HOPE IS WELL WITH ALL AND I HOPE WE ALL GET TO CHAT SOON..UNTIL THEN THANKS FOR YOUR TIME...LA FAMILIA

Me!
here is a new one, Strawberry wine hope you like it! Make on Snapvine | Copy This Hey everyone i am up for auction again and you can own me for a month ^_^. So come on by and bid bid bid!! Me singing Santa baby, i know its a Christmas song but i dont care lol Make on Snapvine | Copy This

New Pics Up 9/27
Hey guys, i wanted to post this here because I didn't fully explain this in my stash update earlier. There is a new album up, it's called Body Parts ... 9/27 is at the end of it... Now, Just because the album isn't marked nsfw doesn't mean that most of the pics aren't and this isn't the only album that applies to (Blue sin and at least one other). So, for your own sake, open the ones that don't say nsfw also and check and see what you're missing... As usual, please remember to also rate SFW's or I'll start doing only SFW albums for friends and lock all new NSFW's to family only, and we don't want that, do we???? Love you guys, Sin BTW, please remember to keep comments IN pic comments, not IN my Shoutbox. I keep my SB respectful and I DO expect you to abide by that. This is MY playground, I just LET YOU play here.

Grey's Anatomy
I know i haven't been myself lately but i'm me again so I was thinking maybe you should sleep over because the me that I am is horny for the you that you are... Season 2 Episode 16-17 "It's The End Of The World" "As We Know It" "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you I thought that I had found the person I was going to spend the rest of my life with, I was done. So all the boys and all the bars and all the obvious 'daddy' issues, who cared? Because I was done. You left ME, you chose Addison, i'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore" You oughta hear the mirror in my house You oughta fear her pretty, pretty mouth Says I’m imperfect in every way: “Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway” All my friends in L.A. got jobs on Melrose Place I play Replacements songs and sigh-- a Waitress In The Sky You oughta hear the things I’ve been thinking You oughta swim in a heart

Everyone Beware Please
BEWARE... This chic has made several accounts and harrassed alot of bombing and leveling familys on fubar!!!!! ...¢¾:MsGina¢¾:...~¢¾Fu Wifey To LiLMissLadyE¢¾~H.T.A.~A.rchangel Family~G-S@ fubar here is my blog calling her out on these three names alone and her comments to me in there as well and to anyone and everyone else that has a problem with what she is doing http://www.fubar.com/blog/71505 (repost of original by '...☆:Lindsay:☆...' on '2007-09-27 20:43:21') (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥' on '2007-09-27 20:49:37') (repost of original by '...☆:Lindsay:☆...' on '2007-09-27 21:01:30') (repost of original by '~Tracy~ Manager of the O.C.L & Pit Bull Bombers/Mistress to Perky&FuWifey to Mr.D' on '2007-09-27 21:14:58') (repost of original by 'CHEVANNA~~SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB~~THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY HEAD SECURITY~~' on '2007-09-27 21:34:43') (repost of original by '~*SEXY_BABY_BLUE_EYES~~ PROUD Member of the Confed

Everyone Beware
BEWARE... This chic has made several accounts and harrassed alot of bombing and leveling familys on fubar!!!!! ...¢¾:MsGina¢¾:...~¢¾Fu Wifey To LiLMissLadyE¢¾~H.T.A.~A.rchangel Family~G-S @ fubar here is my blog calling her out on these three names alone and her comments to me in there as well and to anyone and everyone else that has a problem with what she is doing http://www.fubar.com/blog/71505 heres my link also(Missy) http://fubar.com/blog/134891/543623 another link to another blog about her http://fubar.com/blog/126440/543627 another link to a blog about her http://fubar.com/blog/134897/543654 this account has been deleted but she is making new accounts and will more than likely be back so just be on the look out for her and her pictures. PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD

Phenomenal Woman
Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenall

Humoruos Crap
a doctor is helping a lady deliver her baby 10 min go by 40 min go by finally the baby is out and the doctor grabs the baby..... slams it on the floor.... slams it on the ceiling...... slams it against the wall.... woman freaks out what the hell are you doing to my baby!!!!!!!!! the doctor replies "I'm just teasing you dear it was already dead Tigger is the obvious tweeker bouncing here and there can't stay in one place Piglet is so scared hiding under the bed oh d d d dear dear he needs his heroin Pooh is obviously the stoner lookin for his honey "POT" Owl knows everything because he has been to prison and you learn everything when you get locked up Eeyore is the classic alcoholic "my house fell down my wife left me well feel bad for me and buy me a drink" Kanga is a prostitute working for coke Roo poor Roo a coke baby with add and the possibility of tweeker Tigger being his daddy Rabbit is everyones friend and can solve all problems with his "crops" mind you he i

When Times Get Rough
I wanna give a huge thumbs up to all the single moms out there...i just recently became a single mother and let me tell you, times get tough and sometimes you feel like everything is closing in around you and you just want to run but don't know where to run. it's in times like these that i reflect on my life and all the situations that has taken place to bring me to where i am now...i never ever thought i'd be a single mother but hey SHIT HAPPENS...and you keep on going. i give all the praise and glory to my Lord for keeping me strong because with out Him, i could never make it. i'd probably lose my mind. it is through Him that i can live every day...conquer each trial and over come. i thank You God!

Nowlive
*Note: You may need to press the "detach" button to listen to the player! Happy birthday Jessica Mellott 9/27!! You can click here to listen to thetest broadcast. Sorry it's choppy. I'm going to look into that.!My show appears on nowlive to the left of Adrianne Curry's faceThe chat room explodes on the test broadcast. Here's intern Hristomir to bake me a potato.Update: Chantelle may not make it for September 30 based on possible recording schedule conflicts. WCRB extends its thanks to Chantelle for offering to appear.New fubar lounge created:Statements made from the

Fallen Angel
Current mood: angry,hurt,sad... Listening to:Already Over Pt2 by Red Why is it people do the things they do?Lead you along,make u feel so good about yourself and everything and then when u arent paying attention they turn around and say something stupid?Especially when they know u'll find out about it? Im so sick of trying to get close to someone,actually succeeding and they turn around and do something stupid...I started liking this guy a lot,and he finally told me he wanted to date me..Well when i wasnt around he goes and tells someone else he wants to go see another girl and try to date her right after he just told me he wanted me!Wtf man....If u really didnt want me or want me in any way,u shouldve said something to me..Not lead me on...Definitely not go and say something like that...I dont know if i really want an explanation or just leave it alone..I hate the fact i was crying because of that,and i hate the fact i feel like i was fucked with..im so angry and hurt right now.

Please Help Level!
My Fu-Sis needs your help, She doesn't have much to go. I am hoping She can get some help, I rated everything She has..... So please stop by her page and show her some fu-luv. While your there add her fan her. She is one heck of a nice gal that you would be glad to call a friend. So stop by and give her some some love today. If your an ICP fan your in luck because so is she, so come rate this today. Naughty Lette (juggalo mafia) SexyRicans R/L GF@ fubar She has 1,456 Points to go! to hit Rockstar

A Quote!
I read this quote about a month ago on a church bulliton board That I pass every day. I find myself reading this everytime, I guess it just makes since when you think about it and its got me putting things in perspective in a couple areas of my life, so here it is, let me know what you think. "Don't let yesterday take up to much of today".

Blackeys Tonight
Come out and see GITM, State of Konfusion, and Ashes of Eden!! Come and have a shot with GITM!! Tomorrow night during the show, be ready to do a GITM shot( LIQUID ICE ENERGY DRINK and JAGER) with us!! See ya at the show!!!! Here are directions, so no excuses! 3: Merge onto I-85 S toward ATLANTA. 7.9 miles Map 4: Take the SC-153 exit- EXIT 40- toward EASLEY. 0.2 miles Map 5: Keep RIGHT at the fork to go on SC-153 N. 5.5 miles Map 6: Merge onto US-123 S toward EASLEY. 27.8 miles Map 7: Turn LEFT onto US-123 BR / US-76 BR. 1.1 miles Map 8: Turn LEFT onto N CHERRY ST.

Acceptance
We should all be this accepting of others. The paragraph below was written by David Keirsey If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong. Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view. Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly. Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be. I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you. I may be your spouse, your parent, your offsping, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as r

Morals
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is g

5 Rules To Live By
Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less

...angels...
. . My words are often, and now for sure, written with blood from my heart...!! . . . Some people are such people..... ...they don't go just through hell, when living heavy crisis....no!!!! ..they go for a amusing walk through hell...because..!!!! ...because they have been in a place worse than hell, cruel, dark and scary..... ....they have been on a place without love, respect...withouth warmth and understanding.... ...these people really can have fun, they make good party, they show true happiness, when you give them small signs of attention, getting wet eyes then...they really recocgnize true friendship and need it too... ..they look at you, how you are...if you are friendly, the look at you with warm eyes...if you are evil, you better go away........ ...their eye-look has some cracked angle....so watery...doomy...so as if they see the angels.... ..ooooooohhhh yes !!!! They ARE angels...the best and brightest ever... .

Tips For Gasoline Savings
My buddy Sidearm blogged this article this morning and I thought I would share it all with you as it appears to be something all of us could make good use of! Make sure to show him some love too! He's a great guy. (D) New Gas Tips (Every penny counts). I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline....Here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gal.. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon. Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity Of 16,800,000 gallons. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried

Breast Cancer
Both Men & Female Be Aware A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... * I * 6 * Y Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ AGAIN , PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10

How To Fix Your Nsfw Pixs Back To Private
PLEASE if you have PRIVATE FOLDERS with nudes or kids pictures How to fix it go to your folders turn off the NSFW and then click ok. ignore the error message. then go back and turn it back on and then set it to friends or family only and click ok and its back to how it was LOCKED!!!!!

My First One
Well this is my first blog pretty much ever and I hope no one spends too much time reading it cause I warn you I have nothing interesting to say. I really just wanted to try and post a blog and see how it worked. I promise i will have some more witty comments to includeon future installments.

I Have Entered An Online Karaoke Contest ... Help Me Out And Vote For Me If You Can ! ( Contest Ends October 1st, 2007 )
The contest ends on MOnday, October 1st, 2007 "JUST BECAUSE SHE LIVES THERE " Vote for me on Bix.com! "PLEASE " Vote for me on Bix.com! " YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM " Vote for me on Bix.com! I realize some of you don't like country music, but hey .. I do... so yeah LOL And here are a few other entries I made to the contest ( rock and pop styles ) " LEVON " Vote for me on Bix.com! " ANGELS WOULD FALL " Vote for me on Bix.com! " BETTE DAVIS EYES " Vote for me on Bix.com! " AT THIS MOMENT "

My List Is Getting Too Cluttered Again
ALRIGHTY! HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE EVEN BOTHERED TO "READ" MY PROFILE??? ANYONE??? ANYONE??? NOW! SEEMS THERE ARE SEVERAL OF YOU ON MY LIST THAT JUST SIT THERE DAY AFTER DAY AND SAY NOTHING TO ME. EVEN AFTER I RATE ALL YOUR STUFF FOR YOU. NO, I DON'T EXPECT TO BE BOMBED BACK, BECAUSE I AM DOING IT ON MY OWN ACCORD. HOWEVER, WOULD A SIMPLE COMMENT SAYING "HAVE A NICE DAY" OR "THANKS FOR THE RATES" BE ALL THAT MUCH TO ASK???? OR EVEN A SHOUT WHEN YOU SEE I AM ON???? HERE'S THE DEAL FOLKS! I WILL BE DOING A MASS DELETING ON MONDAY OCTOBER 1ST AT PRECISELY NOON, CST. IF I DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU BY THEN, I WILL ASSUME YOU NO LONGER WISH TO REMAIN ON MY LIST! AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO MISS THIS BULLETIN...JUST GOES TO SHOW ME THAT YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION EITHER! THOSE OF YOU ON MY FAMILY LIST NEED NOT EVER WORRY ABOUT BEING DELETED. THERE IS A SPECIAL REASON WHY YOU ARE THERE! WHY THE F*CK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO ADD SOMEONE TO THEIR LIST WITHOUT READING THEIR PROFILE ANYWAY??

Bum Week
Well I had a pretty bum week. SIGH! BUT it is FRIDAY and I have a fully planned weekend ahead of me and I plan to have a good time. No one and I mean no one is gonna piss me off or I just may have to punch them in the nose. I know I am way to nice to do that but hey it sounded good. lol Anwyas thought I would blog because well I am at work and bored outta my mind. I am gonna start lookin for another job because this one is starting to blow! Well bye for now Xenia

Random Stuff...
I'll be at Rocky Horror(with live cast!) at the Naro on Colley Ave in Ghent tonight!! If you have never seen the live show ,Halloween is the best time to come!!!!There will be Two shows , 1 at 7pm and 1 at 9pm, :a Rocky Horror costume contest(Rocky costumes only), special pre-shows, and thee Underware run(where else can you run around in your underware ,In public ,and Not get arrested?) ..You never know Whats gonna happen at Rocky.........the shows are early tonight so you still have time to go out and party afterwards......Hope to see You there!!!!!! Don't forget, It's Rocky Horror at the NARO on Colley ave in Ghent ,two shows Halloween night 7pm and 9pm. Special pre-shows , a Rocky Horror costume contest And thee Underware run.....Ya never know Whats gonna happen at Rocky ..and remember what does happen at Rocky stays at Rocky ...... So let your freak flag fly and I'll see you there!!!!!! So I just got on here a day or two ago,(still trying to figure out how to navigate this site*) a

Beginings Of Somthing
WE are all so desprate for love So willing to give it for free Just for one touch Where should we be? We stand in a crowded room Feeling so alone Drinkin our fears away But only for a day Touch me, touch me now I want to know how How it feels How it feels To be loved Lets not play this way I hate guessing games Sorry hun, I don't remember your name What was it again?? See they all come and go But i don't think they know How it feels How it feels To be loved Sorry babe I got to run But just befor I go I need to know Do you know how How it feels To be loved SOrry i can't show you Ya see I'm out to have fun I get my love My lovin on the run But if you'd like Oh Darlin I can take you Take you to my room Baby I will show you Yea, show you how it feels How it feels to loved Yea, Loved on the run.. Now Baby don't you cry It was all in good fun I told you I get my Lovin My lovin on the run See they come and go And now

Ahhhhh!!!pulls Hair Out...
OMG I lost my granny's wedding ring in my back woods. I was going back there to untangle my brother's dog when I almost fell and grabbed a loose branch and the ring slid right off my finger. I have tried and tried to find it and I cant:(

Baby
I made the call today to find out what the results were for my tests I've been having done. I was hoping for good news and thought that everything was going to be fine, but instead I got the bad news. I was informed that I completely aborted the baby. This is now my 4th miscarriage. Third in a row, had one in December of 2004, one in March of this year and one now. I'm not taking it very well to be totally honest. I don't know how I'm gonna get through this. I just want to curl up and sleep and never wake up. I wanted this baby so bad and to find out that I lost another baby is like losing another piece of me. I feel so empty and feel like I have no answers for anything that's going on with me. I don't understand why this keeps happening. Anyway, if you have my yahoo feel free to try and reach me on there. If not I'm sure I'll check my fubar from time to time, but I'm not sure I'll feel like talking much for a while. I'm not really up for talking or anything. I am sti

Life
You know, I sit and read some of the blasts. Over half of the ones I have seen are for people on their birthday from a friend. I guess that people just don't really give blasts to their friends at other times much. I wonder why. I have given out several to my friends just because. Oh well. Such is life! Well, I am living life in Big Spring. Have a decent job for the area. Looking for a new place to live right now. Have given up all hope of ever finding anyone again. But such is life. Kids need me more anyway. I turn 36 tomorrow. Not really sure how I feel about it yet. Seems weird. I remember when my dad turned 36. I was 12 and life seemed so much different back then. Oh well. Anyway, take care and may you find all that you look for in life. Weldon

Hey
http://www.nick.com/turbonick/index.jhtml?extvideoid=66887 please watch this video it is about autism/aspergers HI my name is Amanda Favors. I am a mother to 2 boys of my own. I just got married to the guy I have been living with for five years. We have now been married for 4 mo. I have always wanted to adopt or foster care kids. I really would like to have special needs kids. My children are also special needs children. Jospeh is 9 and has arnold chiari malformation, bipolar level 2 , adhd, asthma, migraines. Devin is 7 and has explosive/pdd/autism/aspergers. I homeschool both of them. I decided to writethis today b/c of my church. The bulletin had something about Texas wanting christian families to adopt/foster kids of abuse. I would really like so help finding out how to go about doing the process. Please any info would be greatly appericated i have internet again finally oh it has been 4 months since jesse and i got married

Dont Be A Stranger"""""""
OK TO ALL MY FUBAR FREIND'S SENCE I REALLY CAN'T GET ME A BLAST, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET TO YA''' ALL IAM ASKING EVERYONE IS TO RATE ME , FAN ,ME AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENT , SO AS YOU CAN SEE I NEED THE HELP, LIKE YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ THIS PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO CHEAK ME OUT . THANK'S EVERYONE 4 YOU TIME AND HOPE TO SEE SOME NEW FREINDS THERE LOLOLOL!!!! LOVE YOUR GRIL SWEET LOVE

Paul Harvey
Paul Harvey says: I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. But it's a Christian prayer, some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect -- somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a football game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
There have been a couple of generations in the last sixty years that have Missed the boat but this group isn't one of them. A first grade school Teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented Each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and Asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to Believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 1st graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses...... ..... Until they stop running. 2. Strike while the......... ......... ......... . Bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before...... ......... Daylight Saving Time. 4.. Never underestimate the power of ............ ........ Termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but......... ......... ...... How? 6. Don't bite the hand that........ ......... ......... . Looks dirty. 7.. No news is.....

Funny Statements
These Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos from around the country: "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through" "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.

Make Your Own Air Freshner That Is Safe For The Environment.
THIS WILL HELP YOU SAVE SOME MONEY- MIX 1-2 DROPS OF HOLISTIC AROMA'S BERGAMONT ESSENTIAL OIL WITH 12-16 OUNCES OF WATER AND POUR INTO A SPRAY BOTTLE...SHAKE MIXTURE WELL-THEN LIGHTLY MIST (DON'T OVER SPRAY) AS YOU WALK OUT OF EACH ROOM. P.E.A.C.E.

Never To Late
Ya kno wat ppl it aint ever to late to sit there and finish your education look at me im 18 takin my GED so if you havent finished get your ass up and go and finish. Something else its never to late for is to forgive. Forgive ppl for there stupid mistakes and mess ups were only human. we all make mistakes so dont hold grudges. 1 last thing if someone comes and asks for your help then help them cuz it might juss mean there life juss 2 weeks ago my friend lost her friend to suicide and the friend went to one of her other friends and asked to talk and asked for help and the friend said no and now she is dead. So help ppl if they need it we dont need no more deaths and no more ppl gettin hurt. Plz listen to this and the next time someone askes for your help then help them cuz i know i wouldnt want someone to commit suicide and i coulda done something to help them.

Women Anger Me... Lol
ok i just have to get this off my chest.... why is it that when a women changes her mind everything is suppose to be in the world... yet if a male changes his mind ohh all hell will break loose if women dont agree with it... i dont fuckin get it... is this some sort of payback for the "double standard"?? the double standard being if a girl sleeps around she's a whore, but if a male does it's just accepted by society... i just dont get it though... no matter who you are if you make plans fuckin keep them.. dont change your mind and leave people hanging... tired of that shit... No offence to any females out there... but damn girls make up your mind and keep it that way... you all change your thoughts and plans more then you do your clothes... anyways... if any females can prove me wrong on this then by all means i'm open to listen... till then i think i'll just become a monk and leave in peace...........................

Sipping Vodka
As of the 21st of October 2007 all cell phone numbers have been released to telemaketing companies and you could start to recieve telemarketing calls from your cell phone and as you know these calls will go against your minutes and could end up costing you money. To prevent this call the following # from your cell phone and this will put you on the do not call list for 5 years. You must call from the phone that you wish to block. It takes just a minute and it could save you alot of headaches. ....888-382-1222.... or go to www.donotcall.gov PASS THE WORD SIPPING VODKA This is too funny – This was meant to be a chain letter but I thought it was funny so I wanted to share it with everyone. A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to g

Dont Try It
if i catch you in my family albums at any point, you WILL be fucking blocked immediately. don't fucking do it and show some fucking respect until this bullshit is over. are we clear? edited to add, i AM checking the recently viewed list, so not rating will NOT fucking save you.

Thank You!!!!! Pls Read :)
Hey guys, I blocked 16 people today, and if you happen to know one of them and they say they did nothing wrong "they're just pictures" feel free to tell them it's a lack of respect... for those of you that avoided my family albums through this: THANK YOU sooooo much, i really do appreciate it and love you all for it... and an extra special thanks to Ghost (he'd be the bigass picture on my profile page) for the VIP that allowed me to take down my albums for now and bring them back up when things are fixed.... you should all visit him and show him some love too because if not for him, you guys would be getting NO MORE PICS until someone else got me one ;) so go give him some lovins :p love you guys :) Sin

Firebirdsrealm
well what can i say,i got huge friends and fan lists and i got a lounge but does any of you visit and join NO,well tells me its all about scoring on this site,bout time you so called friends helped your friends out or guess il have to start deleting and stop rating yr stuff too eh,takes 2 to tango as they say..lounge is for your enjoyment as well as mine,so come check it out,or guess the delete button gets overtime dj-firebird come on everyone in my list,come check us out,good chat and nice people,music from the 80s and beyond,sit back and relax,spare a few mins to show your support to dj-firebird and her friends http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10001# dj-firebird COME & CHECK OUT THE GREAT NEW LOUNGE THATS {{{{{{{{{{{ FIREBIRDS REALM }}}}}}}}}}}} YOU WANT TO HERE THE BEST JUST CHECK OUT DJ- FIREBIRD JUST CLICK ON ANY PIC & YOUR THERE

Scum
Apparently in light of the Fubar mess up my private phtos were available to all, and this guy decided to copy and paste them nd is now using them as comments...If he is on your list make sure you remove him. Hes even downrating everyone too. What a piece of work. Make sure you guys get rid of the jerk off, and if anyone knows what I can do to report him or get him deleted please let me know..Thanks Hugs and Kisses He is a loser King of Spade@ fubar

Sandra Latner
Calvin Latner RIP My dad died 12/23/2004 You've been everything to me: a father, Teacher, playmate, model, conscience, friend. Sometimes I'm not certain why you bother, If your feelings on my words depend. I know I haven't been the child I should: Far from it, and I really can't say why. I know exactly what I'd label good, But in the real world something goes awry. Underneath my actions there is love, Gratitude, respect, and admiration. Sometimes I don't know what I'm thinking of, But I thank God you're in for the duration. I'm sorry, sorry for the things I do, But im glad you where my Dad You gave me life and love and i will never for get this I will always Love and miss you Dad it been two years since my mom past away i love you mom and miss you this is for you Sandra Latner How much I love you I can't say: It's more than words can hold. You're all at once my rich, red clay, My potter and my mold. Yours the words that shaped my voice, The spirit

5 Diamonds In The Rough, Some Leveling Love Needed...
This is a pimpout and leveling blog for some of the hardest working women on fubar who always help others, and are very nice people to know. Without further delay, here are my 5 picks of the day... Ladyneptune She's made me so many things, and I can't even begin to say all the other ways she's helped me grow as a person. Ladyneptune ~ Kingdom of Wolves~@ fubar Phantom Strangegirl She just got out of the hospital. Won't you show her some love and maybe a care package comment? ***PhantomStrangeGirl***((((ZOMBIE NECROTIC BOMBERS)))) ***VerysickjustgotoutofHOSPITAL****@ fubar PaganChild She came to hellp me out in a pinch, and her giving personality won me over in time! ~Paganchild1979~ Independent Family@ fubar Pattie Just me A long time friend, and someone that works hard to help others, with sometimes little or no help returned. She's a saint among us. Pattie ~ME JUST ME ~CLUB F.A.R.~@ fubar

Bush In Primary School
GEORGE BUSH GOES TO A PRIMARY SCHOOL TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR. AFTER HIS TALK HE OFFERS QUESTION TIME.ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND AND GEORGE ASKS HIM WHAT IS YOUR NAME IS. "BOB". AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, BOB? I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF THE UN? SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GORE GOT MORE VOTES? AND THIRD,WHAT HAPPENED TO OSAMA BIN LADEN? JUST THEN THE BELL RINGS FOR RECESS. GEORGE BUSH INFORMS THE KIDDIES THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE AFTER RECESS. WHEN THEY RESUME GEORGE SAY,OK WHERE WERE WE? OH THAT,S RIGHT.......... QUESTION TIME. WHO HAS A QUESTION? A DIFFERENT LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND. GEORGE POINTS HIM OUT AND ASKS HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS? "STEVE" AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION STEVE? I HAVE 5 QUESTIONS. FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF UN? SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GOR

In Loving Memory Of
NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the car jacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.... If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be than

Consumer Alert: Popular Air Fresheners Found To Contain Toxic Chemical
by Mike Adams A test of air freshener products recently conducted by the Natural Resources Defense Council found that 12 out of 14 popular air freshener products contained a chemical known to be harmful to the health of humans. Phthalates, known to cause reproductive problems and hormone disruption in humans, were found in virtually all air freshener brands, including several Walgreens-branded air fresheners that the popular retailer has now pulled off its shelves. Neither the FDA nor the EPA conducts any safety testing or spot checking of toxic chemicals in air freshener products. Essentially, consumers could be exposed to any number of toxic airborne chemicals from air freshener products, with no warning whatsoever. The safety of chemicals used in these products is utterly ignored by the FDA in much the same way that perfumes and cosmetic products containing cancer-causing chemicals are routinely ignored by the agency. The FDA makes virtually no effort to protect American cons

Womens Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

The Top 10 Languages Spoken In The World
10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!). To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR). 9. Malay-- IndonesianNumber of speakers: 159 million Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world. Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island

Did You Know?
Ok Not sure if everyone knows how to do this but here is some info on how to share peoples profiles on Fubar... It is very easy to do... for whatever reason you may want to share someone.. whether it be because they helped you level and you want to show them some love, are good friends or whatever the case may be. Here is how you share a friends profile.... 1 Go to their profile. 2. Click on the link that says Share This... you can either share it with everyone or select the groups that you would like to share the profile with. This will send an email to everyone that you selected to come view your friends profile. As far as for linking goes... Some of you may or may not know how ppl post blogs with picture links in them.. well here is how you do it... 1. go to the profile you want to link to.... 2. Click on the "link to this profile" Copy and paste the link that shows up into your private Message, Blog or Comment. It will show up like this when it is se

Florida Gators
I JUST WANTED TO POST MY FIRST BLOG ABOUT THE FLORIDA GATORS. I JUST MOVED TO TALLADEGA, AL., BUT MY VIENS STILL BLEED BLUE AND ORANGE. I KNOW THE GATORS PLAY AUBURN THIS WEEKEND BUT I KNOW THE GATORS WILL WIN!! MEDIC848(MY BF) IS A DIE HARD AUBURN TIGER FAN, BUT HE KNOWS THAT THE GATORS WILL BE TOUGH TO BEAT AGAIN THIS YEAR. I LOVE YOU BABY BUT THE GATORS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome Friends!
This is dedicated to all my friends on here that have always kept up and rated my pics on a continual basis, left comments and have helped me level up when I needed it!!!! Please everyone.. show them some love... They really deserve it!!!! I really Appreciate you guys... YOU ARE THE BEST! :) ~* BrOwN eYeD GuRl*~ *StEeLeRs GuRl 4EvEr*ItALiAn MaFiA pRiNcEsS*~@ fubar "SQUIRTER KAYLA RAYNES"@ fubar ~♥Miss TKT♥~@ fubar ~*Jaxfinest4ever*~*Fu-Hitched To The Amazing Panicmyself*~*Dirty South Crew*~@ fubar lilbellydancer101@ fubar ~SicilianChick~~Manager of EFXN Lounge~~Dirty South Crew~~*@ fubar SarcasticNanci@ fubar ~♥Miss TKT♥~@ fubar have a good weekend!!!!! Craig

Chapter 4
There once was a man who just couldn't cry He hadn't cried for years and for years Napalmed babies and the movie love story For instance could not produce tears As a child he had cried as all children will Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan Things got bad, but he couldn't cry His dog was run over, his wife up and left him And after that he got sacked from his job Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob His novel was refused, his movie was panned And his big Broadway show was a flop He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail Oh, but still not a dribble or drop In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered And made to make license plates Water and bread was all he was fed But not once did a tear stain his face Doctors were called in, scientists, too Theologians were last and practically least They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff But in

Tazer Story - Hliarious
I am reposting this story again because i feel I need to laugh and everyone else should enjoy it too. So tell your friends about this blog espcially if you feel they need to laugh. Now on to the story ---------------------------------------------------- The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short... I bought the device and brought it home, loaded 2 AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunatel

Random
Come on guys see if you can get past level 4 I love a good puzzle... Get the code at www.winterrowd.com Things have been so crazy this week. I feel like I hardly have any time to keep up with everything. My house is trashed...havent done dishes all week...ugh...I guess I get to spend my day off cleaning house. Work is...well...work. Blah...I dont mean to be so boring...I'm just too tired to think right now. I'm obviously new to this and wanted to say thanks to all for the warm welcome. And Phil?? What did you get me into? j/k So far I like the site although I can't promise I'll always keep up with it.For those of you who would like to know more about me please feel free to ask. My interests are pretty broad. Could never list them all here. I would be typing all night. I'm always up for good conversation. I am in the process of getting divorced. Please no pity I'm really ok with it. Ummm as you've probably noticed I'm not the best blogger, but I try. It is nice to meet those of you

Amanda
This is a blog for Amanda. She's my best friend who has cancer. A place for those who are close, to show her love, support and many prayers. We all love you sweetie! Your strength and beauty is inspiring Passion exudes you with each breath Through the rain you radiate sunshine The pain doesn't stop your sheer will Tommorrow brings promise of neverending joy Happiness like you've never yet known Love will strike out the sickness and pain Nothing will bring down my sweet girl Love you Amanda, Chelle

Putting The Important Things In Life Off Until Another Day
-------READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had

The Young Ones Quotes
NEIL: Oh..have we got a video? VYVIAN: The next person who says that..im gonna put their head through the window! NEIL: Vyvian..Have we got a video? VYVIAN: Right this way Neil... (window is ripped from wall and smashed down over neils head) If I had a penny for everytime I had to answer the door....I'd have five pounds sixty three" -Neil Moan, Moan Boring just because you do a little bit of house work -Rick

Poem Of Why
Why do I feel so lonely with so many around...Why does my heart ache for a love not yet found...Years I have searched and asked why...Hoping to find some answers before I die...Lessons I have learned along the path I have taken...Only to reach another crossroad with the forsaken...The more I have fallen, the stronger I have become...This in itself is very confusing for some...But with hope and desires set so high...You have to keep going to find the answers to WHY.

Dunno
I've been here on fubar for awhile now, and I am totally lost. It seems like a great way to meet people, but I haven't actually done that. I have people on my friends list, but I dont talk to them, there are some who dont respond even if I try. So I guess my question is, what is the use of befriending someone, if you dont actually want to talk to them. There is the obvious "fan,friend,and rate to see my NSFW pics" I've taken the bait, i'll admit that, and those type of profiles I never expect a response if I were to give one, they seem to be out there to get their points. That is fine with me, is their choice to do whatever they want to, and for the most part they are all very clear about their intentions. But what I dont understand is ratings, fanning, and friending. How do you know if someone actually wants to know more about you and thats why they've friended unless they say so. When I have nothing noted it leads me to believe its just about the points game. And the question at the

Female_vodo
www.fubar.com... TO ALL MY FU-FRIENDZ, HOPE ALL IS GOING WELL WITH YOU... I AM BUSEY WORKING ON GETTING ANOTHER PLACE, SO HAVE TO START PACKING AND ALL THAT GOOD SHIT...LOL... WELL I WILL TRY TO CHAT WITH THOSE WHO ARE ON LINE... STOP BYE TO CHAT WITH ME 2, TTYL ALL BCOMMENTED.COM... stopping in to say hello to you all..

My Friend Micheal Allen
Hey Friends and Fans! Just got the notification from ClearChannelMusic.com, That one of my songs has been accepted to air on their site! Please help move me up in the rankings by going to this link, (make sure you click on country on the right) and giving "No sex symbol" a play! www.clearchannelmusic.com/cc-common/artist_submission/all.html Currently I'm at #831, but only takes a few plays to move up from there. Many Thanks and God Bless! Michael Allen

Take 1.....
so i understand why people flock to the internet to meet mew people...its cheaper and easier than going to the local bar, less fear of rejection, etc, etc, etc. HOWEVER.... I think the people who are in relationships and get on the world-wide web in an attempt to be unfaithful or duplicitous ruin the whole experience for everyone. I've met some GREAT people that are really interesting, and been able to connect with them without sexual pressure, and that's a welcome relief, but then there are the cyber whores that are only about adds and rates, and showing parts and sides of themselves that we'd ALL be better off never seeing.... I know I have sexy pictures posted, but the ACTUAL nudity involved is minimal....tasteful, and meant to just portray my assets that I am proud of... the only people i actually add as friends are ones that have sent a message along with their request, and im learning to be really picky about that, too.... so thanks to all my friends, love to all my family,

To Whom It Pleases
I want to shelter you from your days toils, To be the one you come to when your body aches with passion and pain, I want to cure your aches and cravings, I want to smell your skin and taste your lips, See your smile reach your eyes and know I caused that sparkle, I want to hear your laughter wash over me, Taste your tears and be the one who keeps you warm at night, There will be times of inevitable sadness, don't be foolish to think otherwise, But i want to share it with you, I want to put you on a pedestal so the world may see you for the person you truely are, That is how I want you, As friend and lover, Companion and antagonist, Never the parted and always equal, That is how I want you.

Wings To Fly
How can I always lend a hand But ignore the cries within myself It brings me joy to bring you a smile But my emptiness still sits up on the shelf Inside my heart will always bleed But I will never let it be shown on my face Only the tear that falls down my cheek Will give you a glimpse, a shadow, a trace I suffocate when I try to breathe The chains you gave won't let my body go I have dreams, and needs, and wants My body is numb, I think maybe you should know I struggle with my demons each day You feed them while you slowly watch me die Please let me be and please set me free I want to smile as I look up at the sky I want the moon to brighten the night I want the clouds to pass me on by I want the stars to guide me to heaven And I want wings to life me and fly

Life's Ramblings
Well, I figured I'd try this site out, but there is so much going on at one time. I think I had 5 friend requests after 10 seconds of being on. It's friendly here, that's for sure. Thanks everyone for being so invited.

Are U Hawt?
Wanna know how hott you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

Cheaters
Well.. where to begin?? I have known this man for a 2 years and have been in a serious relationship for the past 1 1/2year, well come to find out i was the only one taking it seriously. things were great as usual,some call it the "honeymoon stage"...then things started going down with girls at work, "DRAMA"...This man and I worked together, and females wernt to fond of that, and then the He said She said games began...I didnt want to deal with it so I had to do something and it was to set these hating ass little girls straight. Come to find out In our 5th month of dating he had a room-mate..It was a fucking female, that i had never seen, nor heard about, nor have I seen any clues around the house, I MEAN ANY!!!! I right away broke up with him, I was shocked, hurt, He then wanted to at least explain why he couldnt tell me, i didnt want to hear it..then a couple weeks went by he begged some more, so i gave him the benifit of the doubt and listend to him...long story short we finally

Asshole And Bicthes
WELL SEE I HAVE THIS FRIND WHO JUST ASKED A SMIPLE FUCKING QUESTIONS BUT PEOPLE HAD TO BE SO RUDED ABOUT IT WELL SHES GOTHIC SO WHAT SHE WEARS ALOTTA MAKE UP SHE HAS TO IN ORDER FOR HER ASSHOLE HUSBAND TO EVEN TOOK AT HER AND WHEN HE DOES HE STILLS CALLS HER AN UGLY BITCH AND SAYD NOT ENOUGF MAKUP IN THE WORLD CAN HELP YOU SO ANYWAY SHE WAS ALWAYS GETTING COMPLAMENTS ON HER EYES SHE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THEM DAMB PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSES ON HERE AND RUDE SOI SHE CAME CRYING TO ME AND NOW IM PISSED OFF BECUASE OF ASSHOLE AND BITCHES LIKE YOU SHE NOT A WHORE SHE JUST A GIRL TRYING TO GET THE ATTEENTION OF THE MAN SHE MARRIED HE MADE HER THAT WAY SO WTF I JUST WANNA KNOW IS EVERYONE IN THE WROLD SO DAMB CURL OR IS IT JUST ME

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How Did I Get Sooo Lucky???
Wow, ok so I have awesome friends, those at which I consider family now. Despite the crap I seem to keep going through day in and day out with my ex husband and so called friends and everything. But how did I manage to get such great friends. I have alot of great friends on fubar now....which is awesome. I have sooo many great friends in real life, and such great things going for me right now. There are things I want to pursue and at some point you all will know what those are, and there are things that I am not going to try for anymore. I am happy and content with how things are with my life right now. I have an amazing person that I talk to daily and could spend HOURS talking to about nothing and know that no matter what I say or do they arent leaving my side for anything. They WANT to be there and they are OK with how things are going in my life. They are willing to do whatever it takes to make sure I am happy, whether they are right next to me or they are thousands of miles away. T

Come Joinnnnnnn Meeeeeeeee
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Wtf
"Black Friday" aka day after Thanksgiving. JCPenney opens at 4AM this year. I hope I get 1st shift so I can i get the fuck out of there before noon. They use to open at 5 or 5:30 but this year its 4am. I know a few years down the road they will open at midnight & I hope that im not there to deal with it. Let me tell you if I wasnt working that morning I sure as hell wouldnt be with everyone else. I would still be in bed sleeping. I hate this time of year, I wish I could just skip it all & get into the new year.

Jokes
A woman, fair of face and long of leg is standing on the G.W. Bridge preparing to jump. "Life is no good to me!", she thinks and steels herself for the rush of air as she plummets to her doom. Just then, a merchant-marine shows up, screeches to a halt and hops out of his car. "What are you doing?", he asks. She responds by saying, "Life is awful - I'm going to end it all!" With a look of sincerest pity, the marine says, "Listen, don't jump. I'm about to be shipped out to the Mediterranean. Why don't you come along with me. I'll stow you away on the ship, and when we get to the other side of the ocean, I'll give you a little money to get started - you can start a whole new life! All I ask in return is gratuitous sex on the trip over." The woman considers this, thinking "A new life! - for a little sex?" Not only would she get a new life out of the deal, but the marine IS kinda handsome - sex won't be so bad at all. "OK", she agreed. And with that, the marine took her

Meeting New Friends
this is a pretty cool site a little different but cool i like the premise. ive noticed most people are on myspace too. too bad myspace is a relic there a couple of other sites out there that are just getting started that show a lot of potential. ill be reccomending fubar on them and Ithought you might want to know about them so here are the links just type or paste into your browser and check them out. http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r75465 and http://www.uvme.biz/313297js they are both free to join and will pay you to do things you do on myspace for free so visit today and see who you can meet

"creep"
Johnny Depp Clips - "Creep" (Radiohead) Ahhhh - Just listen.... When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell I'm doing here? I don't belong here She's running out again She's running out She runs runs runs Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong here

For My Fubar Friends And Family
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Bits & Pieces
INSPIRATION Expand Contract A mother feels a new life beginning to emerge from her womb She breathes In and out, in and out Submitting to a force That will not be denied Until finally The moment of creation Her labor is done They are no longer one She has a new son

30 Things A Man Should Know About Their Women!!!
30 things a guy should know: This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON

Live Chat
Thats right folks... Log into our Live Chat Room on Friday Oct. 12th at 8:00 pm and talk with the original lead singer of ACDC. Dave Evans, The King of all Bad Asses, of ACDC will be online with us to talk about his time with ACDC and what he has going on now. This is sure to be a great first ROCK STAR CHAT... Thanks goes out to Dave for agreeing to join us. We are looking forward to it. You can join the chat with Dave on Oct 12th at 8:00 pm by logging onto our page and clicking on the Live Chat Logo. It will take you straight to where you need to be...... Thank you Break Through Entertainment THIS IS GOING TO BE A AWESOME EVENT Bookmark the Link Below AND add Oct 12 to your calendars:

Friends
a friend is someone who comforts you through the bad times you endure a friend is someone who you know will be with you no matter what opstacles life throws at you a friend is someone who knows you better you almost know urself a friend is someone who know matter what will be a part of the air you breathe and you earth you walk on a friend is someone you can share ur intimate thoughts and secrets with a friend is someone who you can fall back on if you need help with ur lifetime endeavers a friend is someone who most of all loves you for who you are and tells know so everyday a friend is basically someone who can fill ur day with light when it is dark this goes out to my friend tissy love ya.

Daddys Tail
A DAD'S STORY On July 22nd I was in route to Washington , DC for a business trip. It was all so very ordinary, until we landed in < /I> Denver for a plane change. As I collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was made for Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service Representative immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave the plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. Glenn. At this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk. When I got off the plane a solemn-faced young man came tow ard me and said, "Mr. Glenn, there is an emergency at your home. I do not know what the emergency is, or who is involved, but I will take you to the phone so you can call the hospital." My heart was now pounding, but the will to be calm took over. Woodenly, I followed this stranger to the distant telephone where I called the number he gave me for the Mission Hospital . My call was put through to the trauma center wher

Why Couples Dont Have Sex
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up an

Rednecks
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the redneck's attention ,and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He send

Adult Jokes
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father." The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way" The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar." Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fi

Random Mornin Thoughts
Hey all... after a good 12 hours sleep or so, during which i think i only woke up once (thank god, i'd been sleeping in 2-3 hour intervals for two days) i figured i'd actually come say hi :p again thanks to all of you that had the respect to stay out of my family shit :p and to ghost for the vip /hugs for those that don't know, my birthday is coming up this friday YAY :p i should have more pics up this week once i'm sure everything is truly set with albums and i can get my family ones reuploaded :p anyhow, i'll be in and out most of the day so feel free to stop by and say hi ;) all of the friend albums that were up are still up and unlocked, so take a look if you're one of the ones that was afraid to do so yesterday (yes, i was on a rampage, lol) i'm gonna be reorganizing soon to condense albums so there's not such a long string of them, things like the blue sin, body parts, et cetera that are mixed sfw and nsfw will be put together in a mixed album so i can create fi

Brownbaybettie
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder" -Alert Einstien (in his later years... Still died a virgin... That is a rare bread of man...) What the fuck is peoples problems... Like i understand if you just want to fuck but come on guys i thought i actually had a guy that fucking was honest... but no.... FUCK NO... i accidently grabbed his phone and read one of his out box. And guess what... He was talking to Fucking yellow belly asking her if she would like to fuck... What the hell... When you say you love someone you don't do any of that shit... HOL

Gravity
Gravity or gravitation by definition is a phenomenon through which all objects attract each other. Just by that definition alone speaks volumes on how important it is in our everyday life. One word that can bring everything together. One word that can bond and strenghten any known object. But at the same time, without gravity, things fall apart. People might not use this word everyday, but you see it everywhere around you. When you lose a loved one by an illness, by a bullet, or simply just growing apart from a relationship. See, gravity is working against me. And it wants to bring me down. Everything in life that you go through serves a purpose. Whether its good or bad. Right or wrong. But sometimes in life you wonder " what is keeping me down?" " Whats keeping me from feeling happy?" I found the answer. It's simply GRAVITY! The weight of the world on many people can simply kill you. Acceptance from our peers and from loved ones can be a bit overwhelming. Finding that bond, that conne

Always
I wrote this poem back in the day (7th grade to be exact) so let me know what you think. Thinking about you always put a smile on my face And I can't think about anybody taking your place In my eyes, you're my sunshine, always I love and always see you as mine. Along with with your grace I always want to be your warm embrace. Love has a different power when I'm with you Each minute, Each second, Each day, of my life, I yearn to be with you. The love i have for you can move many mountains Because I want love and shower you like a fountain. So this is my feelings on paper and pen Because your love and heart is where I want to dwell in.

Y I Am Here
Catholic School Girls -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The g

Random Shit
Okay, so yeah.. My fiance didn't come stay the night with me like he said he was going to.. Go fucking figure.. Army men.. Sometimes you love them, sometimes you want to strangle them.. Don't get me wrong, I love him with all my heart, I really do.. But I'm sick of the shit.. Now he doesn't know if we're getting married Monday or not.. Would be nice to fucking know.. Considering it is monday now by my clock.. Oh well.. I guess my main reason for being so moody about it is because he has to leave tomorrow night to go back to Kentucky and I don't know when I'll get to go up there and be with him for good.. I don't know when he has to go overseas.. I dread every fucking thing.. So, yeah.. Monday October 1st I am going to be married to the perfect guy.. I couldn't dream of a better guy! I'm so happy

Jimmytj
Hi everyone, I wrote a review of fubar a couple of days ago,sharing my experience of a site i am falling in love with. please let me know your thoughts.....jimmy www.Fubar.com I am new to all of this, I am not looking for a girlfriend/boyfriend. I am happily married with three wonderful kids. About me: I am 40 years old, a computer technician, and in my spare time I Write articles on a website called hubpages. In Fubar I believe in sharing the love, if you rate me and add me I will reciprocate with the same. I will not ask anyone to share their personal pictures with me, but won't object if you want to share them. THANKS FOR TAKING A LOOK AT MY PAGE.....JIMMY

50 Questions For The People Who Are A Little Older...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? hmmmm all, LOL 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? hmmmm have to think way back on this one.... 4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be? I wouldn't let myself get to be in the shape that I am in 5. Name of first grade teacher? Blanca, not sure of her last name, to long ago!!! 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? hahahahahaha you don't want to know, TRUST ME!!! LOL 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? a vet 9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? was the first thing I saw this morning and did not feel like looking to much 10. What are your thoughts on gas prices? they suck 11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would it be? As long is in the middle of nowhere, any place but most likely Alaska 12. What was your first thought when the alarm went off this morning? Thank God it's Friday, LOL 13. La

Crash Your Car? Blame The Stars....
Looks like I'm in the clear... A recent study suggests that you think twice before getting into a vehicle driven by an Aries. By Reuters Never mind how careful you are behind the wheel or how long you've been driving, the signs of the zodiac may be bigger factors behind your ability to avoid car crashes -- or why you have too many. According to a study by InsuranceHotline.com, a Web site that quotes drivers on insurance rates, astrological signs are a significant factor in predicting car accidents. The study, which looked at 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years, puts Libras (born between Sept. 23 and Oct. 22) followed by Aquarians (born between Jan. 20 and Feb. 18) as the worst offenders for tickets and accidents. Leos (July 23-Aug. 22) and then Geminis (May 21-June 20) were found to be the best overall. "I was absolutely shocked by the results," said Lee Romanov, president of Toronto-based InsuranceHotline.com. Romanov also wrote the book

I'm Sorry.....
This was a bulletin that it shows how some guys made me feel.... I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day. Image and video hosting by TinyPic I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I'm sorry.. That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.

Master
I find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to another in a loving relationship. I am not weak, or stupid. I am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what I want out of my life. I do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. I look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never am I more complete than when he is with me. I know that he will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with his strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as I am everything to him. His touch awakens me and his thoughts free me. Only in serving him do I find complete freedom and joy. His punishments are harsh, but I accept them thankfully, knowing that he has my best interests always foremost in his mind. If he desires my body for pleasure, I shall joyfully give it to him, and take pleasure myself from knowing that I have brought him happiness. However, the pleasure of the flesh is but one facet of any relationship. The love, the trust and

Err - I Think I Need To Do Something.....
apparantly my albums are full or i've uploaded my limit on pics ive always resisted uploading a salute pic dunno why - just have i've also noticed that i haven't shifted points since reaching the level im now at do i have to post a salute pic to get things moving again ??

Another Road Trip:)
This time its to Virginia, and yes im taking the greyhound bus again. This time its only for 12 hours. I think im becoming an expert on how to take a bus lol. My lesbion wifey's (inside joke) husband is being deployed Monday for seven months. She didnt wanna be by herself so im going to go stay with her for awhile. Im excited and cant to see them, I think its been over a year now since I last see them, and I havent even met David (the newest member of their family) yet so im excited!!

Finally, Another New Song Written By Me
I know I've lost you I know you're leaving but before you go I want you to know with you my heart will always and forever go You've showed me love And took it from me now my heart is bleeding, why not look in side and see It's a hole in my heart where you used to be I'm over it now I just wanted to say now that my eyes are open I feel so very strong It always felt right but now I know it was wrong I let it out, I let it out All that I shoud hold I let it out, I let it out The story to be told You turned my world upside down Threw me out and crushed my soul Took me out of your memory droped me down a long dark hole Now I'm out and back to life found myself and stronger now Forget the past, live for the moment I'll forget about you, and show you how I thought it was love at first it may have been you took it away, I won't deny that It hurt me bad, I fell away The longer I thought about it I realized

Tracy Doll
I just feel so happy just now,ive got my son Daniel back yestarday from Iraq. when i seen him get of that bus i cryed like a big baby mind u he was crying as well, i held him so tight i did not want to let him go lol. i feel as if im on top of the world and i wanted to share this with you all xxx LOVE IS SPECIAL WE ALL NEED LOVE, SO LOVE EVERYONE AND U WILL GET LOVE.

Music
OK I am bored with my music that i have on my profile... any ideas? Lets how well you can peg a song to who i am and my personality? Think you can? are you up for it? Lemme know :) This outta be interesting LOL Craig

Education On Drugs
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Blah
Now i got a ring in my tongue......hard to eat but w/e. Nobody thought i'd do it...hell i'm glad i did. its worth it to relearn how to eat and be careful, and its helping me to obtain better teeth...believe it or not...the constant gargling and the constant brushing and the cleaning right after eating is making my three times a day into six times a day....they have never been so damn pearly white!!...hehehe More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com I'm brand spanking new to this, kinda confusing and jumbled around. w/e. Anyways trying to figure it out...so bear with me until i get the ropes....if i'm doing something wrong or something just send me a mail and i'll correct it...

Kiss Per Yard
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, > "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" > "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk. > "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." > With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk > quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out. > The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing > beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

If U Found Me In Your Bed...
well working at sears has gotten completely past the point of tollerabilty and i'm officially looking for a new job, i have approximately almost 9months of electronics sales experience, i'd rather skip doing the mumm and getting the opinion of those on my friends and family lists, i'm gonna continue with electronics in some form but my question is should i continue to sell tv's, stereos, sound systems etc., or should i try for selling cell phones or what? also what company/store should i apply at, thanks everyone :) ur opinions count cuz i'm fairly torn at the moment If you woke up one morning & saw me in your bed wat would you do? 1) Go Back To Sleep 2) Slap Me 3) Cuss Me Out 4) Tell Me To Leave 5) Climb On Top Of Me & Cuddle 6) Have Sex With Me (Details please ; ] ) 7) Make Me Breakfast 8) Ask My Name 9) Call The Cops 10) Kiss Me Repost with the title ''IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!'' an see how many people want you in their bed.

Pat Mcjohnson
You should all check it out. I don't have just one kind of music on there. However...I do have just about the whole Dethalbum on it. That means you should listen to it anyway! First sample track can be found here www.myspace.com/patmcjohnson it can also be found #2 in my top friends. I really want opinions. Thanks for giving a damn. It's a Sunday afternoon. I havent been to church in almost a year. Now I'm bored. This humored me. But now it is lackluster. No, I'm just fuckin around. If anyone reads this they should ask me something. I don't know. Seriously. Make something really fuckin stupid up and I'll totally humor the hell out of you somehow. Example- I told somone once we needed more lemons to build a lemon fort at work so that we could fend off the banana people due to the fact that the lemon is the banana's natural enemy. True story. Now if i can make something up like that on the spot about lemons....what the hell kind of response are y

Heart
What is it like when you feel like everything that you have ever wanted. You finally can have with no worries or with no pain it is so much easier when you don't have to try an make some one else happy that you really don't like or love just be your self an be you own person except all things that may go wrong don't blame your self You know when you have a true friend when they stick with you through thick an thin no matter what happens you know that they will always be their no matter what happens this is to all my good friends who have beenthier for me IT is a heartache to loose someone that you loved so much.But you know how hard it is to think that they are in a better place not living with the wars and the hatetred and the violence I lost 2 kids an i know that they are in a better place an i know that they are looking down on me to make me feel better know that they don't have to deal with the rascial slurs or the hatred or any of the crap that the world is dishinf out right n

Sorry Sorry Sorry...
ok so yeah i dont come to the fubar a lot and i rarely check my little updatey thingy so i dont really notice the ratings, comments and such... for those that rated and commented and what not THANKS A MILLION and the next time im on ill start repaying the favors... RAWR BITCHES...

It's On Like Donkey Kong!!
I don't know if it's the medications for viral bronchitis talking, but I am READY TO GO! For weeks, this sense of impending change has been lingering in the air, sifting through my footsteps like a misty fog in a horror flick. Shading everyday occurences in a surreal haze, making me question the actuality of my surroundings. A change is coming....I feel it, seeping into my pores, filling up my being until I have no choice but to move forward on its energy, letting it propel me into the unkown. A new job, relationship, living arrangement? What is coming? I don't know, and frankly, I don't care. I am ready to embrace it like a long lost lover, make it a part of me and cherish the difference it makes in my life. I'm ready for it.....wanting it, even desiring it..... All of my fear of the unkown has diminished, leaving me breathless with anticipation that I can make my life what I want it to be. I have the power, the drive, and the strength to see myself through it.

Rules For Drunk Dialing
Rules for Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better: This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call t

Anger Management
You know when you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "Get the right f *** ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad d

I Don't Care
NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our cond

Begging For My Birthday
use this blog to beg for blasts again this week: umm /kneels down and begs for tickers and happy hours lol ok i couldn't resist... i'm an attention whore and i want to place myself out in the public eye as much as i can for my birthday :( ok ok ok i'll stop now :p Love ya, Sin Well since on here there's relatively few things to get one on here for their birthday... if anyone was considering ever getting me a blast (even just a one day) i would so appreciate getting it before friday, i wanna see if i can just blast the hell out of my birthday :p Tickers also very welcome and if you have REALLY fucking deep pockets i'd love a happy hour lol (i know i'm dreaming but i have to try) so anyone that can spare 7.50 for little old me, please consider doing it this week so i can run my blasts on friday :) much love ~~Sin Well since on here there's relatively few things to get one on here for their birthday... if anyone was considering ever getting me a blast (even jus

Saturday Survey
1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find? Tools, blankets, bowling balls 2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? Depends on where I am 3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? Not always 4. Sleep on your back or stomach? stomach 5. Are you a cuddler? Depends on how late I was out.... 6. What would I find if I looked under your bed? Probably my dog 7. Something that happened today that has made you mad? Something my dad did 8. What were you doing before this survey? Just got home from bowling 9. What will you do after this survey? Get drunk!!!! 10. Marriage or living together? None, the hell with couples 11. What are you wearing right now? spaghetti shirt and jeans 12. How many times have you been in love? 3 times 13. Does delabeling a beer bottle make you sexually frustrated? I don't think so, maybe it's a side effect of being sexually frustrated? 14. Do you talk about yo

Single Again.
I was seeing this guy... off and on for almost 4 years. Every time I thought it was over, he'd come back with some lame ass excuse and a really good story. I couldn't help but care about the asshole, so like a dumbass I'd let him back in. This last time he came back, he did the worst thing possable: He used his daughter. Let me explain... He has known for a while now that all I really want is a family. Someone to come home to, the sound of little feet running across the floor, a family to cook for, to love, to spend time with... That's what I really want. Well he promised me that he was going to take his daughter out of the hell hole that she was living in with his aunt and move in with me. That thought lasted about 2 weeks. He brought his daughter over and she stayed the night on the weekends... then once I started sleeping with him again, he totally quit bringing her around. We were supposed to go to Cedar Point today. The tickets are paid for and sitting right here, I have u

Testimonies
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a

Rainy days and cold nights, These are the days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your goodluck charm. Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you, Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Let's play around like connect the dots, Let's make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like I never done before, Do what you want to my body it's all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do whatever you want to my body, As long as it's pleasing. The creek with it's rolling water Creates sounds strangely soothing Perhaps God speaks to me In ways my ears cannot understand But my soul does, and it is thankful. I stand alone Watching the cold, crisp water Take the edges from the stones

Good-day
Well as we all have been told in life is not a bowl full of Cherry's. Well that sure is the truth. I have never in my life had so much shit go wrong than I am going through now. So to all that read this I could use all the prayer's I can get to help my family get back together as a family again. Thanks Take care of you A heart broken Wolf

My Poetry
Every waking moment I think about you all the time Dreaming of the day we’re together again I know we’ll do just fine Having you here with me again is a thought that makes me feel so good Our growing relationship feels so right showing each other we care the way we should I promise I will do my best to not make you want to leave every night I realize now how good you are to me I realize now that your love is worth the fight I never again want to be the one causing you any tears I always want to be there for you to ease all your pain and fears You are that special someone in my life I feel so very lucky to have you as my wife she is so amazingly beautiful i just cant touch her enough no longer does she want to be touched and emotionally its tough i took her affections for grantid when she did pour it on so thick back then i returned very little, thinking about it makes me feel sick i now know how she felt when i practically ignored her i hate the way it

Scifi & Fantasy
The Ability to Tilt at Windmills by gauchecritic© This story is the result of a challenge thread about Time Travel which may lead to a future chain story here on Literotica. This particular story has little 'erotica' and very little actual science although it is entirely fictional. The pre-story 'introduction' is by slyc_willie. * The Temporal Management Agency was established in 2004 once it was determined that physical time travel was possible and even practical. The brainchild of Lithuanian scientist Dr. Andrej Turgenyev and US DOD scientist Dr. Phineas Jasper, the TPRFG -- Temporal Probability/Redundancy Field Generator (also known as the 'Tap') -- was constructed under a secret joint venture of UN member nations, under the auspices of the United States Government. The Tap is housed in a secret location in Nebraska, away from major centers of civilization. The TMA is an ultra-top-secret agency of which only its members and high-level government officials are aware.

Important Info On Points On Pics
In case you might not have noticed fubar has made a lot of changes a lot hasn't noticed. No dirty weeds, no hiding gifts (lol whatever that was ,never used it) and the big one is no rates on pics you have ripped. I have checked this out now twice to be for sure.So any pix you have that is ripped when its rated you get nothing now.So if I have made you something and you ripped it please copy it and reload it so u can get points for the pix since fubar has changed this without telling anyone which is BS to me.Copying pics is the issue not ripping thats why I thought they had the no ripping feature so u could turn it on if u didnt want your pics ripped but to not get points for ripped pics now.What the hell next are they going to do.pacifiers ????? adult site lmao ugh ok sorry but they getting unreal on the bouncers and some of these changes....

New Pics
ok I uploaded some new pics tonight and I am trying to figure out which one I like best as my default pic... was wondering if you all could help me decide? please comment on the pics that you like best :) here is the link to the album! :) http://www.fubar.com/myimages.php?u=786764&albumid=597497 Thanks!! Craig :)

Twisted Me!
Well I decided to say hello to everyone and say that I am excited to be a part of the fubar family. I am 31 yrs old and a lover of nature. I am divorced and happy about it because I could not imagine spending another second of my life with that man. I am a very outgoing person and I am a nurse and a financial analyst. I love my work and I am a nut for numbers so anything accounting related is right up my alley. I don't yet have many friends here on fubar but I plan to change that very soon. As well as get a VIP account and show some 11's love to everyone who has helped me get this far and showed me the ropes. Well since it is 1:51 am I will keep this short but I plan on adding a lot of interesting things to my blog to keep my readers interested...lol..huggggs to everyone and take care..xoxoxo

Agnes The Great
I really wanted to share this story with everyone it brought a tear to my eye! Twas the night before Christmas he lived all alone in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down a chimney with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about a strange sight did I see no tinsel, no presents not even a tree.No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges Awards of all kinds a sober thought come thru my mind for this house was different, it was dark and dreary I found the home of a soldier once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping silent and alone curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle the room such diorder not how i pictured a United States soldier! Was this the hero of whom i just read? curled up in a poncho the floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this night owed their lives to these soldiers who were

Friends
A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue, NW Washington,D.C. 20307-50 01 The other day I was told I was not a true friend because I did not quit the lounge I was with and join some of my friends at their new lounge. In essence I was basically barred from being friends with him because I made a choice that was against his way of thinking of how I should think. Now this may not be the line of reasoning for all of my friends who are members of that lounge but it was of one person I spoke with who I thought liked me as a friend no matter what I was doing - lounge or member. I still like him as a person whether he likes me or not. I was also told to give another friend a message. So here is the message I am supposed to give to you because he won't tell you face to face or IM to IM: TELL WILL I SAID TO KISS MY FUCKING ASS. So I ha

Night Life
The club is empty for the most part. Noone left now but the bartendr and th DJ. Neither one notices her sitting alone in the shadows. The bartendr is wipeing down the bar, finishing he heads into th back. The DJ is alone in his booth straightening up from the events of the evening. He has no idea she has been watching him all night. She had sat there watching the way he moved, enjoying the naughty smile on his lips. Watching him smile an flirt with the ladies, he knows they want him. But she isnt happy wanting him...she is going to have him tonight. She slowly stands, cautios not to make a sound. His back is turned to her. Slowly she walks towards him, her shoes silent as she crosses the floor. She steps into th booth behid him, and before he knows what is happening she has him pushed up against the wall. He is startled and starts to struggle, but she pushes her soft body against him. Her lips so close to his ear he can feel the warmth of her brath. She whisper

Thingz That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmmmmm
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Bui

Help
I sit here alone Surrounded by nothing but nothing A cold nothing that chills my soul A nothing more then a void An empty void that is my heart Is there anyone out there Anyone that care or wants me I have searched this void but to no avail There is no one out there So I stop my search Cause there is no one there No one that cares. Whats wrong with big guys? We need love to. We are just as must a person and an average sized guy or a small guy. In fact I believe we have more love to give because a lot of us never have a focus for it. Let me know what you think.

Omg
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charil's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,

Please Help Level These People!
Please help my dear close friend Lynn She is looking to level up and needs help doing so. I can promise you she will help you in return she always does. the more you rate her the better your chances are to get a few 11's from her. if you rate her blogs,stash,and all photos you will get a gift from her as well as a few 11's. just send her a shout in the shout box and say you rated everything. note: gifts and 11's will only be given when there is a HH. catch: she will be checking so no saying you rated everything if you didnt. here is her link please show any love you can at all TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life@ fubar

Bringing My Mother Home To Die…
This is not a post for sympathy…it is actually a celebration of my mother’s life. Hospice brought her home to me Thursday evening with 24/7 nursing care on top of that. I am so happy she was able to come home in her final days. She has wanted nothing more than to be home since her health and mind turned bad 18 months ago. Because of her mental health, I was unable to care for her…until now. When she had to go from home health to assisted living, I felt bad. When she went from home health to nursing home care…I was devastated. I felt like I was a bad son, because I could not care for her safety. At that time, I felt like I was killing her. Now, I have been given another chance to be with her, take care of her and love a laugh with her until she passes. Yesterday we (my wife Cathy and I) asked her what she wanted. She replied, “I want to party!” We asked what kind of party, and she replied a “WILD” party! LMAO! That’s my mom and now many of you know wh

Interesting Facts
VICKS VAPORUB...TRY IT, IT WORKS I wish I'd known this when my family was young during winter colds and coughs. I am going to try it myself. Share with young parents.Isn't life strange. When we had a lecture on Essential Oils, they told us how the foot soles can absorb oils. Their example: Put garlic on your feet and within 20 minutes you can 'taste' it. Some of us have used Vicks Vaporub for years for everything from chapped lips to sore toes and many body parts in between. But I've never heard of this. And don't laugh, it works 100% of the time although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who discovered it) aren't sure why. To stop night time coughing in a child (or adult as we found out personally), put Vicks Vaporub generously on the bottom of the feet at bedtime, then cover with so cks. Even persistent, heavy, deep coughing will stop in about 5 minutes and stay stopped for many, many hours of relief. Works 100% of the time and is more effective in children than

Moving
Me and Just Shizzle are moving with one of our good friends DjFawn. We are having major problems with money at the moment but hopefully we get everything took care of. As of tomorrow me nor Just shizzle will be able to get on the net or use our phone. My husband left us with no money, no food, or anything. Any way I hope everyone keeps happy and keeps us in you're prayers. I LOVE YOU ALL, Trista We are in Illinos now and doing good. We are hoping to get up on our feet very soon and be self suficante. Any way, we hope everyone is doing good and let me know what's going on. *Hugs* Trista