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Dec 5... Interesting.
You can tell that some part of yourself that you had thought was broken (or at least damaged) is nearly as good as new. Your powerful energy is part of the reason, but the rest remains a mystery.
Christmas Survey
Welcome to the "Christmas Edition" of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just copy this entire email and paste into a new blank e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. it's the season to be cheerful!!! 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper 2. Tree--Real or Artificial? REAL 3. When do you put Christmas tree up? WHEN I HAVE THE TIME.. 4. When do you take the tree down? AFTER CHRISTMAS 5. Like egg nog? YES 6. Do you have a nativity scene? NO 7. Favorite gift received as a child? toys 8. Hardest person to buy for? my brother 9. Easiest person to buy for? mom 10. Worst Christmas gift? LOL 11. Mail or email Christmas Cards? MAIL BUT MAYBE E CARDS THIS YR.. 12. Favorite Christmas movie. the christmas story 13. When do you start sh
Please Help Out!
Want A Free Blast????
♥Stephanie And Mark are having back to back Happy Hours TONIGHT!!!! Wednesday (12/5) At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time.♥ During those TWO HOURS ONLY Steph Is Offering Free FuBucks!!! Click On My Giveaway Picture Below And Leave Comments!!! Every 100 You leave You Will Receive 10,000 FUBUCKS!!!! ♥•The Blast TWIST•♥ There will be 6 give-away pics designated as “Lucky Contestants”!!! Give one of THEM 100 comments and She Will also give YOU a 1-Day Blast! Give one of the “Lucky Contestants” 300 comments and she give YOU a 3-Day Blast!! If you hit a “lucky” contestant you will win the Fu-bucks AND the blast!! Come On people Help me out While you Help yourself out!!!! You Never Know
You Wana Own Her
THE AUCTION HAS STARTED!!! CLICK ON MY PICK TO SEE WHAT I AM OFFERING TO MY "OWNER" :O OMG!!!! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE HELLCAT??? CAN I HANDLE BEING OWNED?? ROFL!!
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Voodoo Dick
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'vo
The 5,000 Contest Winner
OK THIS PRESON HAS WON THE 5,000 FUBUXS FROM THE STINKEYERADIO LOUNGE SO STOP BY HER PAGE SHOW HER SOME LOVE U CAN ADD HER R8 HER FAN HER PROFILE diamonds_on_fire07@ fubar
Help Level
Bill only needs 693,000 to get to Prophet. If we all rate him we can get him there in one day. So can you be kind enough to take time away from rating all these others that have auto 11's and help a GREAT friend and person out PLEASE!!!!! Fubar sure isn't the same anymore. It gets harder n harder to get ANYONE to help ANYONE level anymore, unless you have a HH, Auto 11's on or Blings to give out. I really think it would be great for everyone to take a break here n there from all that and do things like we use to and have fun doing it. What do you think??? Please send him a private message letting him know you helped so he can return the love. Thank you to all of those who help make this happen. Your friend, Hrtofgold Click on pic below to go to Bill's profile NON Prophet B!LL@ fubar She has 7000 to go yet to level. All help would be appreciated. thank you in advance. ~ஐ~Scº®ÞïoChïçk~ஐ~@ fubar
I Need A Prom Date!
I need a date for the World Rock Radio Winter Prom! Accompany me to the WRR lounge tonight and say, "DJ~Craig invited me to the WRR Prom", then join the lounge, and get 500 fu bucks! But wait. Invite another guy in the lounge, have him join, and have him say "(your name) Dumped her date for me." and you both get another 250 fu bucks. Now you can only dump ONE date. So if you want to be my date. Give me a yell!
Karni'z Poetry
How can you say the shit you do And treat me like Im trash Easily thrown away Even after all we've been through The world comes first No love for me Sometimes I wonder Am I just cursed Nights I cant sleep Days Im in a haze Wondering what I did wrong To cause your brutal ways I finally get my life together And what do I get in return The love from my life ripped away And my heart turns black and burns Now I am numb And my hearts turned to ice Nothing else can be done For the burn to subside And I walk the world like a zombie No future and no past Feelings and warmth I use to behold Have long ago come and passed This is my life all because of one One so called human A heart dead and useless A human I thought once was a true man Don't apologize Dissapear from sight No pain in my eyez These feelings Ill fight And from this I'll grow And so much I'll know No more scars on my arms No more tears on my face bound from doing harm Don't say it wa
A Little About Me!
I got a boyfrined named Matt. I am very in love with him. we have been together for almost two years now. He treats me like a Queen. I also have a sister and one brother and a step brother. Dont Mess with me they will KICK ur A$$. I hate DRAMA, so save it for your moma. I love to hang out with my friends, Lauren is my best friend. I love the Aggies sorry Longhorns fans. I love Tony Romo he is so flippin HOTT. and if i have more I will be sure to make another one... I'm giving up on everything Because you messed me up Don't know how much you Screwed it up You never listened That's just too bad Because I'm moving on I won't forget You were the one that was wrong I know I need to step up and be strong Don't patronize me Have you forgotten Everything that I wanted Do you forget it now You never got It Do you get it now Gotta get away There's no point in thinking about yesterday It's too late now It won't ever be the same We're so different now
New Bomb Squad
LadyLoneWolfTureLycan FreeLance Bomber@ fubar if you would like to join a new bomb squad please go to the link above click it and she will set you up and show her love also thank you
Military
A Soldier's Christmas Written in December, 2000 by Michael Marks. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight; My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight; The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear; Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near; Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and
The Misfit~angels Rules
THE MISFIT~ANGELS RULES 1.) must read and rate all blogs done on pages of all the group leaders 2.) if anyone needs leveling you must send the link too 1 of the leaders then they will see if that person can be leveled 3.) before any member is to join a contest or giveaway and wants help from the group you must ask and see if we can help or if we have plans first give time for a response 4.) no other member needs to do blogs for leveling for help from the misfit group except for the leaders 5.)will not have more than 1 person in a contest or giveaway at 1 time unless we have enough members to split up to help with the bombing 6.) if you do not help level or do your part you will be removed from the group 7.) when a new member joins we go to that members page we add, fan and rate their page 8.) when you see a bulletin posted in our group you repost it 9.) when we are leveling someone the status is how you know if we are done yet 10.) and do not ask for help
Why
Kiss Off i need someone a person to talk to someone who'd care to love could it be you could it be yo-ou the situation gets rough, and i start to panick its not enough its just a habit and, kid, you're sick darling this is it well you can all just kiss off into to the air behind my back i can see that stare they'll hurt me bad but i won't mind they'll hurt me bad they do it all the time yea yea yea they do it all the time yea yea they do it all the time yea yea they do it all the time do it all the time they do it all the time do it all the time they do it all the time do it all the time I hope you know that this will go down on your permenent record oh yea well don't get so distressed did i happen to meantion that i'm impressed i take one one one cause you left me and two two two for my family and three three three for my heartache and four four four for my headaches and five five five for my lonely and six six six for my sorrow and
This Is Me!
Pasta Diet
The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!! 1. You walka pasta DA bakery. 2. You walka pasta DA sweets store. 3. You walka pasta DA Ice Cream shop. 4. You walka pasta DA pantry and fridge. You willa losea DA weight! AND... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth After all those conflicting Nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. CONCLUSION
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Let Them Go!
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. LET THEM GO! And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of goodbye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in goodbye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm f
Who Am I Kidding?
Words Of Inspiration
We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else. We have to admit that love doesn't give us the license to own a person. This is what love means...Sacrifice... After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, and you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child. You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So, plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure....that you really are strong, and you really do have worth.. Today seems to be the day, when so many people turn t
She Needs Leveled
CAN YOU HELP LEVEL HER. SHE'S A LONG TIME FRIEND AND I SEE SHE ONLY HAS 13,100 TO GO YET. I'M DOING THIS AS A SURPRISE FOR HER. ALL HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. YOU CAN RATE HER STUFF WHEN YOU HAVE TIME, JUST CHECK TO SEE IF SHE'S LEVELED IF I'M NOT AT COMPUTER. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. Pamela@ fubar
New Friends
another one of my friends has come to fubar...YAY!!! Please show him love... and yes ladies, he is single... =-)~ shep@ fubar Another real life friend joins us on Fubar. He’s new to fubar and learning the ropes. Please welcome him to Fubar by showing him luv. chromedome16@ fubar
Random Thoughts
Greetings...new Beginnings...
i do not give the gift of my submissive nature it is who i am...i just "choose" with whom to share all of it i cannot give a gift of myself as long as i am wanting something in return. a gift is given without want .... "Look! The way she trembles, even now, caught between fear and desire." Kusheil's Dart "When you find that special someone that wants to take you into the darkness, holding your hand tight, searching for the light. Dont say no... Just squeeze their hand tighter and walk slowly, trusting togethor, smiling with true tears of joy and forefillment at finally finding true happiness. " Its a dream I have.... Anne 2007 "People take different roads seeking forefillment and happiness. Just because they dont travel your road doesnt mean they've gotten lost" They told me - You are Woman Go out and conquer the world They said - be strong Don't betray your Sisters You don't need a man You are sufficient unto yourself They told me 's
Shooting
at 1:40 this afternoon in omaha nebraska there was a shooting at a mall, my favorite mall, the mall i always go to..and i was lucky enough that i didn't go.. heres the whole story: http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/12163196.html go there..what the hell is happening in omaha?! i have a friend who works there and was there today, but hes okay, and another friend who was there but got out..i just dont understand..why..
Level Her
GIGGLES IS FAIRLY NEW TO FUBAR. SHE ONLY HAS 47 PICS BUT ONLY HAS 1571 TO GO, SO IF ENOUGH OF US RATE HER STUFF WE CAN GET HER LEVELED. ALL HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. giggels@ fubar
Cant Do Right!!
Ya eyes tell me stories of your past life. Which hard to say. Putting me under a spell. Believe me I won't say a word to anyone, Tha goodness of your fountain must be tha truth. Lies and those who tell tails of tha lifes and times. . . I a raven, wondering with dry lips, water please?!! I'm Tristy!! My rose that I had. . .Had me full of enjoyment, High on cloud 9 and feelin' wonderful about tha ways of life. How it can be all taken away the followin' week. Sleeppin' by myself between tha sheets. @ times or most of tha time, I can't sleep! Shit! Well couldn't sleep from tha jump anyway!! Real as can be, But there is no need to front. I miss what we shared, Listen . . . I had a freak, But was blind. Which is so true!! I Guess. . . I just needed tha affection for tha time, A piece of your mind, And tha lending of your ears. Instead of tha unlimted passion. The sex was good. But tha way you stoked me was great. In all, you once did love me? . . . Or you said you did!! Everything I
Friends With Benifits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..
R U A Mc??!!
Your An Mc huh! Well I'm A Poet at its best! Take a ride, No need to hide my pride, I run my own race, Take your place, Make your pick, I'm feelin myself like Tweet, Wouldn't you like to say. If you want tha business, Invest in me for days to cum. Yea, I made a funny! If you want to get on a diet, Get on Slim fast! I got tha golden ticket, Slide on my fitted. In ya mind your sayin Damn he dun spit it! Hold up, More time to come. This is what you get messing with me on tha one on one. Let me get a taste. All I want you to do is sit on myface. Just checking my in box @ myspace. But rather go to Fubar and get shit faced. Mmmmm taste is GGGGReat! I'm do everything right, so folks love to hate! Lol it a sample of what i got!!!
I Want To Speak Of Warriors
“I Want to Speak of Warriors” By Paul Mays I want to speak of warriors. A long time ago I stepped from a plane onto a strange new land along with several dozen others. As we stepped down the ramp we all had a fear that ripped at our guts and just as we tried to figure out where we were to go and what we were to do , along came a truck filled with body bags to fill the plane for its return flight. I saw in the eyes, of those that had been sitting with me and speaking of how now that this one or that one was now in country the enemy would just turn and run, a panic that caused them all to go dead quite. War is not pretty. War is not a great thing that young men strive for. War is ugly, dirty, smelly, and causes the soul to numb. But War is a price a nation, and the children of that nation, sometimes must pay. When others make efforts to destroy all that make life, liberty and freedom possible then a people must stand and loose the dogs of war. Today we are at war. Not
A Letter Home
“Letter Home” By Paul R. Mays 8/9/2007 Mom and Dad, If you are reading this it means I’m not coming home. I am writing this letter because my unit and I are about to insert north of Baghdad in a strike on a bomb making factory that’s making IED’s and it come time for some payback. Mom, I will miss your blackberry cobbler when dinners done and all the little things that you do when I’m home that makes it a place of love and family. I know this will hurt you to the soul but I want you to understand that I and many others knew what we were doing and my eyes also water up, not because of what we deal with here but for what you will have to endure if you get this letter. I only wish I could take the pain from your heart so you could feel nothing but joy but I know that joy is the furthest feeling from your heart at this moment. But try to remember the moments we shared when you taught me of love and family. I have taken that with me in every mission and it sustains
Question For The Day.
Has anyone used an online pharmacy before? I've heard many pluses and minuses. Well, I'm asking because I have been fighting with a rough back and tried to see a doctor yesterday but was given the runaround. We all know Dr.s like to hold back on the good stuff that actually works. Instead I was told to take Aleve and do nothing but rest. That just doesnt work for me. I know what I need and have been aquiring minimal amounts through friends. I now want more to knock this out and get back to my normal life. My question is this. Has anyone used an online pharmacy and what were your results? Today after work I'm going to purchase my meds and see how it goes. If I receive too many cons to this I will not, but would like to know if they are worth it. Please advise =-) Thank you.
Tune In To Www.power92radio.net
we are an internet radio station. we also have awesome djs 24/7 0n air!!!!! when u have nothing to do tune & party with us! i'm DJ_Racingbandit -- aka The Bandit!!!!!!!! I'm on air 12am to 4am est............ JFL Radio-The best on the net www.jflradio.com We are internet radio station! You can become member of station & play over 300 game... We do request in the shoutbox. We play all kinds of music. And if you just like to chat. Our Dj will chat back with you. The djs are awesome people to hang out with. Thankz - The Bandit
Thoughts
Ever wake up one day and everything you thought about something or believed just doesn't seem to be anymore? I have been content with my life and how things are in it until I was on my way to work today and saw this sweet little old couple sitting in Dunkin Donuts. Then my entire drive to work was just reflecting on my life and what I really want in it and how I want it to turn out. So far I have realized that while I have been ok with waking up and going to bed alone, I am just not anymore. I can't say that I have been a fan of relationships or getting married, in my life neither seems to ever work out. But this couple was just a reminder that it is possible for one to work out and last. He was sitting across the table from her holding her hand and completely just paying attention and caring about anything she said. She was sitting there paying complete attention to him and giggling like a high school girl with her first crush. Clearly they were still very much
Add?
I got so many things going on in my mind.. i sometimes wonder myself if I got ADD. Maybe thats why my son has it. Nah, I am not that bad. lol. Days like today though I could almost think it. I got these thoughts of.. is the bus gonna come today,,did they cancel school? The roads are clear..so I didn't listen for school closings. Thinking about my grandma who passed away last yr..2 days after Christmas. Today is her birthday. Thinking I have to go to her grave to put a grave pillow on it,,that we made last weekend. Thinking about having to go to work..and missing my oldest sons Christmas program. Wondering who deleted me as there crush.. I think I know but hes denying it. (not you leo) Thinking about that someone special.. Wondering if my birds got a cold..hes been sneezing like. Thinking about the candy bar in the freezer thats calling my name. Thinking, that today I get to wear my new UGG boots I bought off ebay last year. They are awesome! Just a few things going on in my h
Friends W/ Benefits
hey every one i wont be online for a while I been sittin' here starin' At the clock on the wall And I been layin' here prayin' Prayin' she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be cryin' And I'll be beggin' you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waitin' With my heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dyin' What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of bein' lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep tellin' me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like bein' used And I'm tired 'a waitin' It's too much pain to have to bear To love a man you have to s
Grandma
Just a poem , in memory of my Grandma.. my best friend. Happy Birthday... I sit beside you, Grandma On death’s doorstep you lay I set my head upon your wrist As I bow my head to pray The world to me shut off The silence here is thick Alone just you and I And your watch’s rhythmic tick I block out all my pain And loss I’m sure to feel I concentrate now deeply On the tick your watch reveals I sit here now for days And hear the rhythmic sound I contemplate you being gone The thought now seems profound The time for you is near To enter Heaven’s Gate I’ll stay here by your side Until your journey is complete It’s months now since you’ve passed My wounds are healing slow I want so much to hear your voice To see your smile’s glow I lay my head upon my wrist When my feelings are too strong I hear your watch’s rhythmic tick And know you’re never gone
Passion 7
Christmas
My Christmas Tree
Technology For Country Folks
TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the firewood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When yer not careful gettin the firewood FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha get from tryin to carry too much firewood RAM: That thing that splits the firewood HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang keys SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine ENTER: Northerner talk for, C'Mon in y'all RAND
I Need A Wii!!
I need a Wii! Will donate towards my Wii plz? If you don't trust my linky fumail me and I will send you my email address and you can go to paypal yourself.. :) $5 donations are nice.. for a $10 dollar donations I will do a little something for you.. rate your entire profile or a SFW personal Salute.. More than $10 will get ya something better of your choice - name it(with in reason). What do you think? I don't think its anymore whorish than alot of the other things I see around here... EDIT: Let me just add that this is more for my kids than it is for me, I get bored with the games pretty quick. Frankly it pisses me off that I should have to beg money from people for a video game system that probably costs $50 to make but yet you fucking SHEEP will run out and pay $600 for it and then I can't afford one. I spend every dime I get on my kids, clothes, food, you know stuff they need. That is all.. thanks.
Christmas Spirit
I got a christmas tree..and me under the mistletoe on my page.. please leave a kiss or gift!! hugs...nikki
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Never Before, Maybe Never Again
I fell in love. Huge mistake. I should have known better. And now it's over. It's for the best, I know that to be true. But that knowledge doesn't make it hurt any less. I have no business being in love with anyone, or allowing anyone to love me. I'm a sex addict. There, I said it. And he's right, I may never be able to be faithful. Even with treatment perhaps there's just no hope for me. Right now I can't allow myself to care. All I can do is feel the pain wash over me in waves. I've never felt so badly or so deeply in my life (save for the love I feel for my children). Mick, should you by some chance read this, I know you're right and this needed to end. I'll always love you but like I told you from the start, my love is just not enough. I'm sorry I can't be who and what you need and deserve. Please don't give up. Not all women are as messed up as I am. I hope one day you'll find real happiness. Your Zoey no more. As for those of you who read this you may want t
I Want To Comment Sucide But I Don't Want To Die
By Jimmy c/w '07 I want to comment sucide, but I don't want to die It don't make since don't even try I see myself as others don't I find myself inside my cult I stay up all night I'm high all day These fucken pills won't let me stay If I go before my time Don't try to search you'll never find The truth because I've never told another person another soul I drowned myself in guilt and fear all I need is one more beer another sip another pill I need one more so I won't feel the truth is that It's all my fault I'll never find what I have sought my goal to high my esteem to low Thats all I'll tell you before I go. "I want to comment sucide but I don't want to die" By Jimmy c/w '07
Christmas Tree
Mia
Hey everyone how are things?? Its been forever since i been on here..Just wanted to say hi to everyone :)
Military Things
This was sent to me by friends on my Military list, and it's just a simple 'Thank You' so take the time, and read it, and watch the video, it's truly amazing. http://www.iwo.com/heroes.htm Thank you to all my fighting brothers and sisters in the war on terror, we support you! De Oppresso Liber Doc In 1968 when I became a Cop, I knew there would be special occasions my family would spend without me. Knowing that fact didn't make the task any easier. The celebrations I missed those first year's depressed me and sometimes made me feel bitter. Working on Christmas Eve was always the worst. On Christmas Eve in 1977, I learned that blessings can come disguised as misfortune, and honor is more than just a word. I was riding one-man patrol on the 4x12 shift. The night was cold. Everywhere I looked I saw reminders of the holiday: families packing their cars with presents, beautifully decorated trees in living room windows and roofs adorned with tiny sleighs. It all added to my
A Soldier's Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzz
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the

sorry if i missed any b-days on my list i was moving LIBRA-GOOD IN BED (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!! 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the k
Ode To The Unknown
She stays there where I prepare for every dream- She's the scheme to every plan, she's the reason that I'm a man. The unknown place within my head- that special place where things seem dead; I was whitewashed, now I paint it red- I paint her face upon my bed.
'twas The Night Before Christmas' - Twisted...hehehe
'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for
Mistletoe
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Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a
Christmas 2
Fun!!!!!
Partytyme
Hey I have a great idea maybe someone has came up with it before but I think fubar should have a real party have one big get together for all memebers in one big city and have drinks and what not. book a hotel for a couple of nights or weekend and have a good time each member could bring a friend Im sure it would be cheap if they said it was a group meeeting or class reunion Let me know if yall think this is kool holla back at ur boy
Stripping!
Music Video:HOLY PORNOGRAPHY (by Funny Videos)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Sweet Victoria Takes a Shower in her F*CK ME shirt
Rememberance
I just wanted to drop a short note to say thank you to everyone that stopped by my page and showed me some love. I appreciated all the condolences after my grandmothers passing. You guys all the best, I love you all. Ice Four Candles for You by Unknown The first candle represents our grief. The pain of losing you is intense. It reminds us of the depth of our love for you. This second candle represents our courage. To confront our sorrow, To comfort each other, To change our lives. This third candle we light in your memory. For the times we laughed, The times we cried, The times we were angry with each other, The silly things you did, The caring and joy you gave us. This fourth candle we light for our love. We light this candle that your light will always shine. As we enter this holiday season and share this night of remembrance with our family and friends. We cherish the special place in our hearts that will always be reserved for you. We thank you f
How To Send
Ok for those of you who DON'T know about or how to use the new FUPAL feature here is a simplified tutorial. Step 1: visit users profile Step 2: scroll down the page until you see the little FUPAL button located under said user's default picture Step 3: Click on little FUPAL button (it is green) Step 4: Enter desired amount to transfer to said user ((( NOTE there is a 20% transfer fee for each transaction ))) Step 5: Send a lil message along with your transaction so the said user knows you care! Step 6: YOUR ALL DONE NOW YAY!!! DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH! What would you get a naughty girl for christmas ? Do I even bother puttin new hot pics up >> when all fubar will see my labels on pics sexy ass upload ? or nakid ass upload pic ?? so much for tryin to be naughty on here LOL
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Twas The Month Before Christmas
TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS God Bless Our Christmas and it's meaning 'Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angel s and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets are hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it
Xmas Spirit
Hey everyone! Xmas is near, so have some new things on my profile! Show me some love and leave me a gift or kiss me under the mistletoe! Thanks! Luv ya all!
"a Memory Locked In Time" & "friendship"
I walk into the room and see mummy sleeping So peaceful as she’s lying there more beautiful than my eyes have ever seen. Her hair as black as a stallion, Her skin so soft and fair, Her dress the color of jade. Her pillow soft as sateen, The blanket to her hips with her hands folded neatly. The yellow roses by her side that say “We’ll miss you mummy; Love Bridgette and Daniel” Then I look at grandma and ask “Why is everyone weeping” She looks at me and says “Isn’t she pristine? I couldn’t find her favorite medallion. Do you like the way they did her hair? Do you know she loved giving medical aid? She always liked drinking the tea that was green. She always did things so sweetly. Did you know she was going to get a little toy spaniel?” I look back at her and say “Grandma you have not answered me.” “What do you mean?” “Why is everyone weeping when mummy is just sleeping?” “Your mummy is not sleeping my dear she went to live in h
Christmas Spirit
anyways so here I am all sweet and nice and let people borrow money but when I need it back to pay bills its like oh I totally forgot.. people suck why should I be nice!! it's not like it pays off in the end and I dont get anything out of it but a big frigon headache.. Why?? why am I so nice?? why can't I just say no?? anyone got an answer on how I can be more mean when it comes to the answer NO..
Cajun
You Know You're a Cajun When . . . Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food. You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner. Your baby's first words are "long beads." You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" but you're inquiring about seafood quality. When a hurricane is imminent, you have a lot more faith in Nash Roberts than Super Doppler 6000. Nothing shocks you, period, ever. Not politics, hurricanes, red lights, parking tickets, the Saints, Mardi Gras. Your "one martini lunch" becomes a "five Bloody Mary afternoon" and you keep your job. You're walking with a plastic cup of beer. When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head. Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your fried seafood platter. You call tomato sauce "red gravy." You kn
Longing
Your name creeps into my thoughts, I close my eyes and see your face, Melodies of love flow into my ears, At impulse, I reach out to touch you. Like a virtual image you disappear, Losing this moment tears my heart apart, I can only see you in my dreams, How I long to touch you in reality....
Reaching
Somewhere in the cold dark night I'm longing to hold you..,. Somwhere in the cold wide starry night I'm longing you feel the same way too...Have'nt you'd seen the happiness you'd bring? Open your eyes wide and you'll gonna find out; I think of you once... twice...thrice,..hmm... I think of you a million times
Dreams Do Come True
Deep inside my soul is aching Longing for your touch Inside my chest my heart is breaking I'm missing you so much You just don't know how much I love you How much I really care My feelings are strong and oh so true This kind of love is rare A life without you is not complete I'm so empty inside I long for the day we will be together And no longer have to hide.
My Longing
Longing for you, I call out Your name erupts from my throat Welling, as if from a fountain So deep Within me. Your memory, Distant, it seems Yet, still fresh And vibrant It teaches me, informs me, That I miss you. With all that I have And all that I am, I call out for you… For it is you That makes me whole. My mind commands my voice As I call your name…
To Taste You
I want to taste you, leisurely like a tantalizing cluster of grapes uncovering the pulp of your secrets absorbing you like a good book read on the patio on a sunday afternoon savoring the unique salty sweetness of each drop of juice on my tongue after the skin of your reserve is broken I want to breathe you in, exhaling slowly the fragrance of your cologne and the scent of sunshine in your hair amid that manly smell of sweat and musk that draws me to taste you, with abandon like a prisoner starved on molded bread invited to a grand feast of rare delicacies and the finest wine... I want to taste you devour you like a starving lioness who has endured six months of famine and thirsted too long for springs of love in times of uninterrupted drought needing to renew her strength I want taste you on my lips, my tongue relish your flavor deep in my heart until you are assimilated into my soul
I Desire You
I feel you, oh how I feel you, so close though you're so far away your touch your mind your body... your soul next to me, beside me... with me Your touching me, mesmerizing me with your eyes filling me with your touch melting me with your sensuous kiss I taste your kiss, all day long, though I have yet to actually taste it I imagine, fantasize about you and my desire, my fantasies... my needs There's so much I desire - to be with you in every way possible... next to you, beside you, with you... touching you I desire you...
Ready To Fall
You can live your whole life asleep, Accepting the compartment, mirroring the stereotype. It's easy and comforting and meaningless to be taken, locked in by their love. But desire is awake now in me; My eyes are open. Hope, with teeth as sharp as memory gnaws at my soul; And passion, clear as starlight, real as dreams, coaxes me out of the box. I want to walk on wet grass with naked feet, and chase morning from pole to pole. If I go, will you follow? I'm afraid to be alone. Love in the dark always means more. Catch me. I'm ready to fall.
12-6-07
I took soup to work to eat for lunch.. and grabbed a package of crackers off the fridge to eat with it. I usually use so many crackers it soaks up all the juice. So around noon I heated up my soup and took half the crackers crunched them into my soup and proceeded to eat. Well I got pretty much done eating the soup and was thinking.. what is that nasty smell.. now I work in a foundry, but its in a air controlled part.. so I kept thinking maybe its just foundry smell.. well it wasn't.. I picked up a cracker from the package and smelled it.. EWWW rancid.. I ate rancid crackers.. and proceeded to get sick to my stomach.. by the time I got home my tummy was gurgling .. BLAH!! On another note.. hubby & I were about to lay down to nap when he recieved a phone call.. and he got a bit irritated.. by the time he got off the phone he was PISSED .. it was one of his friends that does paper routes (for a living mind you)*rolls eyes* wanting him to help him do the routes because he was so far
For My Special Girl
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Burning Desire
Beating hearts race, Undulating in Rhythmic unison; Needing to impart the Inescapable embrace. Nearer and nearer; Grasping in Darkened silence. Each gentle touch Seems dearer and dearer; In love, so tenderly, Repeating Eternally.
Greenpeace Issues Toxic Sex Toy Warning
http://www.lookingglassnews.org/viewstory.php?storyid=7110 by Lester Haines The Register Greenpeace Netherlands has issued a statement warning sex toy lovers not to shove the "Spectra Gel Anal Plug" or the "Crystal Jelly Double Dong" where the sun don't shine, according to an eye-watering report on Expatica. The reason behind the shock advisory is not the possible risk of ending up in hospital with a dildo stuck firmly up your jacksie and having to endure the humiliating laughter of medical staff who avail themselves of the opportunity of grabbing a few X-rays for later dissemination on the internet, but rather that sex toys apparently contain "extremely high concentrations of phthalate plasticisers which allegedly pose a risk to human health and the environment". Phthalates are oil-derived plasticisers commonly used to soften PVC. Research centre TNO examined eight sex toys at Greenpeace's behest, "including dildos, vibrators and butt plugs". It discovered that seve
Betheny....a True Epiphany
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Time Away :(
Well friends, my mom fell down and broke her foot and ankle today, and is surgery. I am about to hop on a bus sunday night to Indiana to be with her for 6 to 8 weeks. So what I am saying I may not be on often, hope you all can forgive me. I will try to reply while I am away, if not sorry. Will miss you all, Muah!! Roxy
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Chiefgeo
Please feel free to rate and I would love it if you left any comments... good, bad or indifferent Cheers. Enjoy........ OOOOOOPPPPPS Guess I made myself out to be more than I am. I'm a durty Irish comedain who shouldn't even be on Fubar. If you want to see the show and have a spare 10 minutes leave a comment and I will send the GEO show your way. I hope it makes you laugh. See you soon. g! PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED ONE OF TTHE GREATEST IRISH TRADITIONAL BANDS OF ALL TIME FEATURING THE BRILLLIANT MR. BARNEY MCKENA SINGING ONE OF THE GRATEST IRISH LOVE SONGS OF ALL TIME. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT TO LET ME KNOW YOU LISTENED I GIVE YOU THE DUBLINERS, ENJOY....................
Myspace
its like myspace but u get paid to do the same thing.... You have been invited to join Yuwie.com by callie morris. When you join, you will be instantly connected to callie and callie's friends. Click the link below to join. http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=2506&vid= What is Yuwie? ================= First off, Yuwie is 100% FREE. Yuwie is like any other "connect with friends" or social networking site. But we have one major difference. Use Yuwie - Get Paid! Yuwie pays you to blog, upload pictures, refer friends, chat, hang out, etc. its like myspace but u get paid to do the same thing.... You have been invited to join Yuwie.com by callie morris. When you join, you will be instantly connected to callie and callie's friends. Click the link below to join. http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=2506&vid= What is Yuwie? ================= First off, Yuwie is 100% FREE. Yuwie is like any other "connect with friends" or social networking site. But we have one major
Studies
New Sex Study... It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - A Naughty Joke
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes December 16 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 17 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling, but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes December 18 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being to romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 19 Dear John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings; one for every fin
Men...
Okay so i met this guy n here,nascar19712003,his name is matt and hes 36.well as u all know im only 21.The words he said to me decided i would take the chance.Boy was that a mistake. I live in St.Louis missouri and he lives in Bloomington,illnois,about 200 miles and 3 hours apart.Well i took my 70$ paycheck and went up there.Drove all the way up there and surpirsed him.Anyways i got there,everything was cool.He kept telling me he loved me,wanted to marry me and have kids with me.he even cried after he said we "made love" what a load of shit!Anyways next day i go home,and we get on here and he says he doesnt think its going to work out then just starts raggin on me!YAy...so why do men lie?I swear his dick was only about 4 inches long HARD!When it was soft it went back inside itself i am not even playing.So yeah im looking for a REAL MAN not theses fucking lil boys!
Emma Louise
Hey everyone....do me a huge favor....keep my granddaughter in your prayers... Emma will be three dec 29, yesterday she fell on some juice her sister spilt...and has a broken leg. The break is on her femur above the knee, shs gonna be in a body cast from her little chest, full on the broken leg and partial on the good leg. Shes gonna need a special chair and car seat. She is a VERY entergetic child so this not being able to go is gonna be hard for her....and mom who is ecpecting in May 08 and little sister who is used to playing with her....sigh. There's gonna be lots of patience tried. So I would greatly apperciate any and all prayers for my baby. Thanks!!!!
Lyrics
i can't resist nor refuse the thrill of lust you bring me the contradictions taking me down down to the darker side of me the insecurity is my fear to loose a part of me a pray of courage reaching my mind forgive me for my sins get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you the feeling of loosing control to do what you desire trembling from the shame you bring you wanna make me beg for more touch me, fill me do what you please you're in control of me the only things i hate to love my god of pleasure get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you a higher level of you get down... get down on your knees when i command lay back and take waht's yours to have i know exactly what to do to reach a higher level of you A higher level of you... And when life seems to be complet
12-06-07
The Italian Loan An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir
My Blog
this is my frist blog how r we all?
Today's Haiku
Absinthe, oh Absinthe... The Green Fairy did not show. Was lots of fun though! :) Edible panties From my sweet Wicked Lil Girl Bring a needed smile! (Thank you babydoll!) Fuck it, there's no words. They aren't saying what I want. Speechless little Minx.
For All That Is Wondering
Well she will be fine,Doc says its just a really bad boo boo...lol She will be ok in a few days,her knee is swollen and bruised bad...Im so glad it was nothing serious Thank you so much for your concerns huggssss My daughter fell on her knee in athletics today...its looking worse then I thought so I am on my way to take her to ER ....wish us luck...I hate hospitals...lol the wait alone is enough to make you ill ...lol I will fill you in when I get back Huggsssss
Help Me Keep My Vip
UGLY GUY 32 Needs 10,000 comments for a 1 month vip.. come by and help him out!!!!! Click the link below.. thanks for the help in advance. all love is returned!! just click on pic plez and thank you
Sinner
So a very great and wonderful guy told me about this site and i finally gave in and checked it out. Thus far, i am impressed. Haven't met alot of people yet but every one seems really friendly lol. I guess i'll say a little about myself. I'm 19 yrs. old, married (in an open relationship), bisexual, and looking for fun. I live life like there is no tomarrow and with no regrets. If anyone is looking for a relationship... don't look here. Unless you're a woman. lol. I love women. Also, i am a mommy of one handsome little boy and he always comes first in my life. Well, i guess that is all for now. If i think of anything else i wanna throw in there then i'll add it some other time. Later all. Jess
Lsu Christmas
I was laughing so hard Twenty four days before Christmas, in a state in the south, Les Miles was pissed as he opened his mouth.“Miles to Michigan,” was reported as fact. To which Miles responded, “Herbie you don’t know jack!” The Tigers had suffered a gut wrenching loss, At the hands of McFadden and the rest of the hogs. And Bo in his sweatshirt, and Miles in his Hat. Were determined to prove they were better than that! When the Tennessee Vols ran out on the field, There were ruckus applause from the mentally ill. Still in the locker room, Les told his team, “This season ain’t over. We still have a dream.” The hurt throwing arm of QB Matt Flynn Meant Ryan was the man they put their faith in. Then the fans all heard, what Les said in the Dome. “I ain’t goin’ anywhere. I’m happy. I’m Home!” The fans were still thinking “This might be a trick.”‘til someone pointed out “Hey, this guy ain’t Nick!” The Hat took the field for this
Trying To Ride
Seeking balance I stand tall But feel awkward and askew I propel myself gracelessly Like some limping beast A little momentum and I stall The motion nonintuitive, new Wishing I could move effortlessly Or with some control at least Half dragging, sliding, shuffling The wind buffets against me, assails me Cold powder swirls like a dervish I squint my eyes, half snowblind I pull my scarf up, muffling Blocking the wind as it wails at me I can’t help but feel a bit nervous Gliding along, one foot in a bind A directionless monopod, I sidewind along In spite of myself I make my way With a jolt I ascend the hill Hoping I can get off the belt I reach the top after not too long And scuttle out of the way Catch a bit of ice—too cold to melt I gather all my will I buckle in my right boot And rachet the bindings tight And now with both feet I am bound Locked to the board Slightly forward I scoot And struggl
My News
i just got a certificate, and coin from the secretary of the army. boy was there dressed and dressed dudes in the area guarding him
Game Problems
You say you are not trying to single out Christians and this what most people say right b4 we take a swift kick to the ass, 'because other religions haven't looked down on others or discriminated against others' (dripping sarcasm of course)not like the Aztecs maybe or the Ancient Egyptians or maybe even some of the other pantheons Greeks, Romans, no we cant pick on them why because their religions don't exist any more for the most part, and we as Christians grin and bear it, you know, if some one is Islamic/Muslim and they commit a act of violence in the name of their religion, they are considered radicals or an isolated faction, but if some group out in who knows where kills some one in the name of Christianity then we are all to blame, when some one tells me they are Pagan, Buddhist, Taoist, or other wise spiritual I am curious I want to know more I want to engage in conversation , how ever the moment I mention I am Christian the look of distaste or look of knowing like they know al
Can Someone Tell Me Why??
Ok now ive been on fubar a lil while and I do happen to read profiles and Ive noticed that alot of the women on fubar have a few NSFW folders but they make them private to everyone and then on their page will say dont ask to see my NSFW folder...question I want to ask is why the hell do you have that folder there if you dont want people to see it or ask to see it??? Attention whores perhaps??? My other question is why mention that you have msn and yahoo and a cam on your page then say you wont give the names out if you do not wish to be on them with your fubar pals??? Another attempt at attention whoring perhaps?? anyone who has these answers feel free to let me in on the secret
Rogue Rollergirls!
Everyone in Fayette-Nam without a thing to do is invited to see the Rogue Rollergirls take on River City Rollergirls from Virginia on Sunday, February 17th at 5 pm. Tickets can be bought at eTix.com for $10.00 and they can be bought at the door for $12.00. This event will be at the Round-A-Bout skate center on Bragg Blvd. behind the Eutaw Village Shopping Center. Go to www.roguerollergirls.com for more info. We are also on Myspace. Come out to see us kick some ass while wearing fishnets and skates, all while smiling pretty! Come out to the Crown Coliseum on Friday, January 11th and Saturday, January 12th (both nights at 7:30pm) to say HI to the Rogue Rollergirls! We will be selling beer during the hockey games! Part of the proceeds go to the Rogue's so buy a beer for your friends too! Anyone in the Fayetteville/Ft. Bragg area on Friday Dec. 14th is invited to come out to Coach's Sports Bar to meet and greet my team that I belong to; the Rogue Rollergirls! Hot chicks in skates a
My Blogs
SGT. Edmund Jo hn Jeffer's last few words were some of the most touching, inspiring and most truthful words spoken since the tragedy of 9/11 - and since our nation went to war. SGT. Jeffers was a strong soldier and talented writer. He died in Iraq on September 19, 2007. He was a loving husband, brother and son. His service was more than this country could ever grasp, but the least you can do for the man who sacrificed his life for you is listen to what he had to say. Listen up and pay attention. To all of the Cindy Sheehans and Al Frankens of the world. To MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC and CBS. To all who call themselves Americans. Hope Rides Alone by Eddie Jeffers I stare out into the darkness from my post, and I watch the city burn to the ground. I smell the familiar smells, I walk through the familiar rubble and I look at the frightened faces that watch me pass down the streets of their neighborhoods. My nerves hardly rest; my hands are steady on a device t
Read This
Would you love them till the day that you die? Would you tell them that you love them everyday? would you love them no matter what ? Would you give your happiness to see them happy? Would you tell them that all that you want for them is to be happy no matter what even if that is with another person? how would you act when you saw them with someone else? how would you feel? would you give amything to be back with them? would you wait for them to see if they feel the same? what would you as the reader feel if this was about you? if you want to you can reply to me about this
Life 3
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Take each day that is dealt you and give i
Love
True love is a sacred flame That burns eternally, And none can dim its special glow Or change its destiny. True love speaks in tender tones And hears with gentle ear, True love gives with open heart And true love conquers fear. True love makes no harsh demands It neither rules nor binds, And true love holds with gentle hands The hearts that it entwines.
Do You Hate Christians???
okay, here's what I believe in: ~ the Golden Rule ~ Kindness and Equality (to those who extend the same!) ~ Free Will (INCLUDING freedom of thought!) THESE are the tenets of the Christian faith, no matter how far the zealots have strayed from the basics. I dont think ANYONE has a problem with these few principles! In fact, these are what the liberals cry for each time they open their collective mouth! BUT..........here's the part where people start to squirm, eventually leading to protest: ~ crime and punishments ~ nucleic family values ~ morality based upon decency (and the right to be offended by what we view as INdecent!) **** and here folks is the kicker>>>>>>> ~~ETERNAL CONSEQUENCES OF SIN!!!!!! but WAIT!!! isn't it logical that if we do-away with the definition of sin, then we can no longer be held accountable for it??? WHAT A CONCEPT!!!!!!!! My concept, plain and simple, is this: If there is nothing after this, and we do not set our
Poems
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any
~ Christmas Light Shows ~
A man in Deerfield,Ohio spares no expense in an amazing light display for his neighbours. I love them lights on the yard deal :)
Kiss Me
We Haven't Talked Much
You never know when your guardian angel will be there for you so I have to try. I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes
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I Miss You
It's been 2 years since my world crashed in, 2 years of every day missing and needing my husband. 2 years of forceing myself to get up and face the day, and thank god for my kids and now 7 grandkids, Cody 9 yrs, Sweet Jordan 7 yrs, happy Brooke 6 yrs, Fiesty Summer 3 yrs, Baby John 10 months who is named after you, And the twins Kayliegh and Hayden 6 months. I have made many mistakes over the last 2 years , and I have learned many things, But I try to remember the love we shared and the love I will always have for you until the day I join you, we had bad times , lord knows sometimes we wondered why we got married and why we stayed together. But the good times more than made up for all the pain ,anger and hurt that two people will always give to another person as they grow and learn. We laughed and loved, we grew together.We hurt when the other one was hurt, we went to battle when one was needed to protect the other, we stood together and back to back. We raised two g
Mumms
it was a good one too! it would have made it into the top mumms list...**cries** lol...its just ridiculous because it WASNT nsfw. here are the pictures that i posted on it : then the question was simple...do i look better in white or red fishnet. ugh...freakin gay anyways thanks to all of you who supported me by re-posting, and to alice for making my bulletin look fresh :) **muahs** oh yeah...11s to comments during happy hour :)
Pimpin
The Name Game
IT IS OFFICIAL I AM LEAVING UTAH TODAY AND WON;T BE ONLINE FOR A FEW DAYS . I AM MOVING TO OKLAHOMA. I GOT A DREAM JOB OF A LIFETIME. (WELL AT LEAST FOR ME). IT WILL BE BARN WITH OVER 25 HORSES AND 30 COWS AND THEY HAVE A HOUSE ON PROPERTY FREE OF RENT PLUS UTILITIES, LETTING ME BOARD MY HORSES AND THEN PAY STARTING AT 700 A MONTH. FOR SPENDING. FARM FEATURES THIS IS A TOP NOTCH REIGNING RANCH. 150 X 300 OUTDOOR SLIDING TRACK, 2 INDOOR ARENAS, INDOOR ROUND PEN, ELECTRIC HORSE WALKER, 40 STALLS, BREEDING LAB, 18 STAR MARE HOTEL, AND SEVERAL LARGE TURN OUTS. I AM NOT NO FAKE COWBOY OR I WOULDNT BE DOING THIS!!! PLEASE HELPME WITH NAMES FOR MY NEW MARE. LOOK IN MY PICS AND YOU CAN SEE HER. SHE IS WHITE BLACK AND BROWN. AND VERY SWEET 5 YR OLD STANDARDBRED/PINTO . THE ONE WHO HAS THE BEST NAME WILL BE NAMED ON THE HORSE
Being Lonley
i am tired of being lonley. i wish i had a girlfriend to share all of my happy times with and to share all my sad times with. i want to find a woman who likes the samethings as i do. or one who would be willing to compromise and work togeather to accomplish great things with. i want a woman who will not cheat on me, one who will treat me right. a woman who loves attention. a woman who will give me attention and affection. one who shows compassion when i need it.
Old Videos Ive Made
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Me
Hey Everybody, Christmas day I had to take my Dad to the ER and he has been the hospital since. He has a blocked bowl and it is looking like he is going to have to have surgery we will know definately late today or early tomorrow. I would appreciate if you would help me pray for his condition and the surgeons not to goof up. Thanks Have a great new year. Jenn This is my sister-in-law's father that went into the hospital. Please keep him in your prayers. Thanks, Marie TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:marieBirthday:4-7-71Birthplace:georgiaCurrent Location:arkansasEye Color:hazelHair Color:brownHeight:5'0"Right Handed or Left Handed:leftYour Heritage:whiteThe Shoes You Wore Today:work bootsYour Weakness:johnYour Fears:losing johnYour Perfect Pizza:
How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." 4. Enjoy the simple things. Look around you: they are everywhere. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be alive while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Go to the malls, have an ice-cream cone, a cup
Nsfw = Wtf???
OK, so I can understand why a pic may not be suitable for your main pic, but this NSFW is pure bullshit!!! First off if you are surfing the net at work then ya ain't working and ya boss ought to fire ya ass. Second, one of my pics got rated this I assume because it was a coupon for a free orgasm...give me a break...you can see and hear worse than that on TV...such as the retarded anti-smoking commercial from whadafuxup...I mean any moron knows that stands for What The Fucks Up in the stupid way the kids talk now days. As far as I'm concerned everyone here SHOULD be an adult and IF there are kids surfing this site then their parents are to blame if they see something they shouldn't because they aren't paying very much attention to what their kids are doing. This is a major problem in this country now, too many people (I say people because if they let their kids run rampant then they damn sure ain't parents in any form or fashion) not being responsible for their kids much less
Preamble Of My Soul
Moonlight Madness Stark Raving Lunatic Sadness Desperation turns to despair Dispicable Deserted Desolation Demons Dancing in Rhythmic Romantic Resolutions Spreeful Exuberance in the trickling Mental Anguish Hollering Howls of Hallucinogenic Revelations Revealing in the Resurrecting of another lost sorrowful soul Spacious Inequity of a broken heart Death "the end of life" Plummting Pluralisms Persecutions Punishing Penniless Taunts Tightless textile tunneling temptaions of temperament Howling Screams of mercilessness pierce the cool calm damp night Windows and Mirrors Crack and Break shattering to the abyssmal pit if hell Cool Calamity Prevails over the vast Horizon Screachless scoundrels of cocks and cunts mimic the pure pristineness of a parallel universe of pure pristine pandomimes of good Shocking Horrors Ravage the Earth Back away from the sinless spasms of mutant grotesqueness Inherit the night, The Dark, The Unknown, As limited as the eye can see, the lost myth
Level Me
CAN YOU HELP ME LEVEL MY OTHER ACCOUNT. I HAVE 2300 TO GO YET. ALL HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE :-) ~~~ LOVERGIRL4U ~~~@ fubar
About Me
Ok Heres The 411 On Me I Am 34 Yrs. Old , I`m Hispanic(French,Irish,Indian & Spanish), I Have Brown Hair , Brown Eyes, i`m 5Ft. 11 In. I`m Not Giving Out My Weight lol You`ll Just Have To Guess On That One lol I Work On My HomePages My Websites And I Like To Meet New People I Like Making New Friends Male And Female And If Any Of You Would Like To Be My Friend And Get To Know Me More Please Feel Free To Add Fan And Rate Me And Chat And Get To Know One Another I`m Hoping To Find That Special Woman Out There Whether It Be On Here Or In The Real World Being Single Is Fun At Times But Gets Very Lonely Most Of The Time
For Me Please
hey i need a few girls for fun to come and have fun with us hey ppl my wife wants to win this please help me bomb her to win its only 15k comments
My Birthday
So today I turn 32. I don't feel any different. In fact I still feel more like I'm 26 or 27. Perhaps it's because I'm young at heart. Just a big kid. I'm not sure what I'm going to do for my birthday other than go to work. I'll think of something.
A Wonderful Day In The Nabior Hood
The house finally past inspection on the heating and air...it only took 4 times to get it right. I think that it's mad shell on there part.so now we are about a month behind so no moving in for x-mas. The contractors talking about maybe the end of next month.
Whats Up With All Da Haters?
Rk_06@ fubar lets show him we dont like downraters!!
Suicide
DOES ANYONE EVER REALLY THINK BEOFRE THEY JUST FIND PPL AND TREAT THEM BAD? NOT ALL WOMAN ARE JUST CAM SLUTS AND NOT ALL OF US JUST WANNA haVE FUN SOME ARE REALLY LIVING IN DEPRESSION AND REALLY DO AHVE AHEART AND I FOR ONE WAsNT PUT HERE TO BE APLAY TOY AND BREAK MY HEART AND TREAT ME BAD I HAVE AHEART OF GOLD AND I REALLY NEED TRUE FRIENDS NOT TO BE MISTREATED AND MADE TO CRY ALL THE TIME WHY CANT PPL JUST UNDERSTAND THIS AND TREAT ME LIKE I AM REAL ? I AM REAL
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hello everyone. I have a few questions for you men out there. Yeah women you can answer them too cuz I sure would like to hear your opinions. Why can men never give straight answers to our questions? Why can they never be happy with what they have? Why do they always think everyone owes them everything?, when honestly we owe them nothing. When in all actuality men would not be here if it were not for women. Ya know men can not squeeze a baby head thru their little pee holes. What is the deal with them all thinking looks really freakin matter? Damn has no one ever heard the phrase beauty is in the eye of the beholder or beauty is only skin deep? Why do looks matter so damn much, I mean my god, we were not put on earth or born to judge everyone. Looks should only matter if you are looking at cattle like horses, pigs and such. Women are none of those!!!!!! We are not just pieces of meat ya'll can treat like shit!!!! Why is it that men can not be honest with women e
All Want Leveled
Here's 2 that would like to level. All help would be appreciated. Thank you in advance. DJ LETTE NEEDS 3152 TO LEVEL Dj Lette Barbiiez playground owner♥P-Nasty Wifey/Wiccan Wifey@ fubar WESTCOASTRAVEN NEEDS 10,177 TO LEVEL WestCoastRaven@ fubar
Wow Thanks Hehehe
No really you shouldn't have....the 7 was too much the first time :P hehehe just having fun April ♥

WoooHoooo ...I got a letter to the editor published in the local fish wrap and bird cage liner......... http://blog.news-record.com/opinion/letters/archives/2007/12/federal_regulations_will_harm.shtml Who's the man!! ROFLMAO!!!!! Ok, graphics posted on comments is cool, it may take a while for them all to load sometimes which can be a pain in the ass but I can handle that. Music and videos on comments on the other hand are a REAL PAIN IN MY ASS!!!! I hate crap "music" (most of y'all call it rap but it's really crap and I use the term music very loosely in reference to the crap) and I don't like scream/growl metal either,(it just shows a real total lack of talent!) Why should I be subjected to that shit?? If fubar is going to allow music and videos embedded in comments then they should give you an Account Setting that will turn the shit off without getting rid of the graphics in comments as Allow HTML to No will do!! I know, I know...whine, bitch, moan and groan!!! You know
Dj Shai's Hottiie Of The Day Hall Of Hotties!
Todays winner is.... *Coming Undone*@ fubar Go check her out - she's awesome! Here he is guys...my hottie of the day winner for 12/28/2007!! GO SHOW HIM MAD LOVE!! A Plane In The Sunset With Nowhere To Land@ fubar
Ask Me...
I couldnt help but share this terriblly funny find. It would make a great gag gift, or over the hill gift or just a good gift from one smart ass to another. LOL http://www.ballsybear.com/ Ballsy Bear® says: "I've got a stiffy that just won't quit!" "Kiss my %$*@ing ass!" "I swear. She told me she was 18!" "Squeal like a pig!" "I got your warm and fuzzy right here!" "You know what they say, baby. The bigger the belly, the sweeter the juice!" "Whoa! Acid flashback!" "What part of f&#k off don't you understand?" "Squeal like a pig!" "Blow me!" ...and over 10 more lewd things! Bitchy Bear® says: "Go f%$k yourself!" "My dog's got a bigger dick than that!" "Until they make diet semen, I refuse to swallow." "I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?" "Oh, eat sh#t!" "On your knees, boy!" "I've got a strap-on. Let's see how you like it." "F%$k off and die!" "I smell pussy-whipped!" "I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?" "Are you in yet?" ...and 11 more nast
Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air.
My Causes
Believe Believe in yourself, Standing for what you believe in regardless of the odds against you and the pressure that tears at your resistance Means courage, Keep a smile on your face when inside you feel like dying for the sake of supporting others, means strength, Stopping at nothing and doing what's in your heart you know is right, means determination, Doing more then is expected to make anothers life a little more bearable without uttering a single complaint, means compassion, Helping a friend in need, no matter the time or effort to the best of your ability, means loyalty Giving more then you have and expecting nothing but gratitude in return, means selflessness, Holding your head high, And being the best that you know you can be, when life seems to fall apart at your feet and facing each difficulty with the confidence that time will bring you a better tomorrow. And never giving up means Believing in yourself... Multiple Sclerosis "The young woman listened politely. T
Fun Chat
Favorite Quotes To Share
"To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things that two people share, yet sometimes forget." "I do not give the gift of my submissive nature it is who i am...i just "choose" with whom to share all of it i cannot give a gift of myself as long as i am wanting something in return." a gift is given without want .... "I am I... and You are You... and neither of us are here to live up to the others expectations... But if we meet... Its beautiful..." " "People take different roads seeking forefillment and happiness. Just because they dont travel your road doesnt mean they've gotten lost" "Time is but an illusion the past is but a memory the future is but a dream so live time for now, not for then and let me walk into your dreams" To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things tha
The Musings Of Moongoddessmagick™
Originally posted at wicca.com Greetings! This is a massive topic and I apologize for the length of this rambling. It isn't something that can be covered briefly however and I'm sure this discussion will still leave many questions. Occasionally, either through a journey in the astral or contact with people in the physical realm, it is necessary to protect or cleanse yourself Psychically. We've all known people who always seem to have a major crisis brewing in their lives right? What happens, is that some never have learned how to maintain their own energy or draw upon natural energies to keep themselves whole and in good condition spiritually as they should. These people continually seek out others that will allow themselves to be attached to. They use a ploy of feel sorry for me, or come to me and I will give you access to the powers of the universe or any number of other pick-up lines that can be very convincing or tug at your heart strings. Essentially, th
Confused....as Always
I don´t get it why is it that people are never happy with what they have? I know there are moments where we can be happy but then...come most of the time we are always missing something or we just want more.(It´s just the human in us I guess.)For example people who don´t have a significant other want one but when they have them they get tired...when you get money it´s never enough...I can jst keep going on and on but I would rather hear everyones opinion on the subject so please feel free to comment
Poet Tree
I look out my room's window and picture the things we dreamed about doing or Who we would meet or what they would say. painted love served on a silver platter. Everything is what it seems. I am always. I am never. ending in a tragedy.
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Auctions
Ok our very own female up for auction guys!! as listed below is what she will and will not do wonts: wont change my name will allow access for 24 hours to my nsfws will go on cam for the winner after my kids go to bed (depending on whats asked who knows what will happen) will add to my yahoo messenger. will make a salute of their choice on most any body part for them will put won by such and such for 24 hours on my name. so bid away fubucks,vips,blast,and or big pimpin gifts will be accepted so guys bid ur hearts out have fun with her for 24 hours!! u ahould have any questions plz ask and ill answer highest bidder will pay largerthanhim before she is urs for 24 hours so lets have fun and be nice!! Get this widget | Track details |
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Night Out
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed anothe
List # 2 Of Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... TEAM GREATNESS BiBabyGirl ~CLUB F.A.R.~ & SHADOW LEVELER@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. #1 Team CPT~H.O.F.Fu Angels~ Fu Cruise~@ fubar ~*~Christine aka ♥SweetAngel♥@ fubar Ms. Mona Doll@ fubar ßãÐ Gî®L 4 LîFê ãKã LãÐý ®ãGË ~†~ Member Of Club F.A.R. (&) I.B.N. ~†~@ fubar
Journal Update
12-07-2007 I'm listening to Christmas songs as I write in here. I sat and watched my favorite Christmas movie last night "A Christmas Carol" with Alistair Sims. I really like that one and there is one other "A Christmas Carol" and I think I found it on line it is the one with Reginald Owens it is the one where he takes toys to the Crachitts. I'm listening to Christmas music which is unusual for me. My back is bothering me so I will relax on the heating pad today. I don’t decorate not that I don’t have some but not a lot of decorations But just being alone I don’t really get into it. I noticed this morning while having coffee trying to remember some of the Christmas' as a child. Well a cup of hot chocolate sounds great. I know I totally understand where I come from in my mind thinking there things been 6 years and my ex remarried within 2 years and what got me it was a guy who wouldn’t work so she lost everything well they say paybacks are a bitch. I know how I wonder if I w
My Fine Is $650.10...what Is Yours??
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Help Him Level
ya know, if you are gonna go visiting peoples pages, even just a quick peek, be nice and at least rate them and/or a couple pics for visiting, i do it everytime i go to a page, at least they get points for me visiting.. i see a lo of people wont even do that they are just nosy and rude... if your not gonna rate, please dont visit........give me your opinion.. come help a friend level, he helped me level and i am trying to return the favor... thanks friends.. bratt http://fubar.com/user/1260618
One Year Anniversary
HARD TO BELIEVE BUT COME DEC. 27TH I WILL HAVE BEEN ON HERE A WHOLE YEAR ALREADY!! JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE AMAZING AND FUN PEOPLE I HAVE MEET SO FAR, YES THERE HAVE BEEN SOME TRYING AND DIFFICULT TIMES BUT SO IS LIFE... SO JUST IF U GET A MINUTE TO DROP BY AN SHOW ME A LIL EXTRA LUV AN TO LET ME KNOW HOW U R DOIN I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT!! :) I WISH U ALL NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND GIVE YOUR LOVED ONES HUGS AN KISSES EVERYDAY LIKE IT IS THEIR LAST...FOR U NEVER KNOW! CHERISH THE TIME YOU HAVE WITH ONE ANOTHER... TAKE CARE AND MUCH LUV!!
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Crushes
Ok im just curious....... I have a few Crushes and was wonderin who they was from..... Any clue how to find out yet who they might be...... Figured with the crushes i had they might of already re rated all my pics while i have been gone...and nope not back to stay yet...u will know when...... But anyhow it was cool at 1 time I think its kinda boring now not to know who they r .... so if its u send me $$$$$$$ lol...... sorry was bored....... Love ya all.... Tongue.....
Sleep
how the hell can any one get the right a mount of sleep they need when they do so much for others?
A Special Place
A Special Place I walk along a path through thick greenery and discover my special place. This place has not been touched by the hard hands of man. As you walk in, you see a breathtaking waterfall flowing into a crystal pond. The pond is surrounded by a stand of trees, as if they are sentries guarding to keep the horrors that man reaps on the environment from it. There is a huge rock perfect for diving from into the cool crystalline pool or you can lay across the flat top of it to enjoy the sun and beauty. As you look down from the rock you can see the fish swimming by peacefully. Wildflowers grow rampantly over the banks of the pond. The air is crisp and clean filled with the sweet scent of the wildflowers. If you are very quiet you may even get to see a deer or some other animal approach the pond for a drink. The quiet serenity of this place helps me to shake off the worries of my days and brings calmness into my mind. I visit this place several times a day when I sta
A Foreign Lady & Her Husband
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
A Cool Place!!
Calories Burned
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calorie
My Link
stormyghost@ fubar MEN/WOMEN ARE JUST LIVING PROOF THAT GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AND CAN TAKE A JOKE
When You Rate Some One A 10, They Should Return The Favore
When You Rate Some One A 10, They Should Return The Favore
Txt Messages I Got
Beer doesnt make u FAT it makes u LEAN.. against walls, tables, chairs, floors and ugly people The condom tells the tampon u fuck up my business 4 a week, the tampon replies yeah but when u fuck up i lose my job for 9 months 10th anual cock sucking contest is this friday they are asking that u not compete so some1 else can win this year thanx
I Write Poetry.....
My days are brighter, less cold. To fight off all the hurt, pain and strife. Now stronger, less scared, more bold. In you I've found renewed inspiration in life. Your kisses make me melt until I glow. To hold you in my arms is tranquility. Your spirit, heart and soul, I yearn to know. For you my love is pouring out past all eternity. A sunset, a shooting star, you make them more. Such simple things are now more lucid and meaningful. Life now has more to offer; I feel it in my core. You make me feel whole, alive and so beautiful Seasons Greetings, Happy Holidays, Merry Yule, and so on and so forth..... I want to thank a dear dear friend of mine for inviting me here.... Michael '~Wikkid Angel Shayla's Mad InSaNe Hippie*~ Spirit Warrior of K.O.W.~W.S.W.' Pressley~ If you haven't met him, well you are missing out on one hell of a guy.... A little about me, because there is not alot to me, just your simple everyday housewife.... I have spent many years in diffe
Are You
If your horny and you know it drop by and say hi.
No Pc For Me!
I usually don't post a lot about me but, I wanted to do this one time. I have to use a pc at my local library because I don't have one. However, this site along with others is blocked there. I have to drive 20 miles one way to use a pc at another library. I do have a mobile and use it often but, I am limited as to what I can do. Google adapted Fubar to fit the phone. It sucks!! If you see me online it is because I am using my mobile. I can see my shoutbox but, can't reply. Sorry! I can read comments and private messages. I can also see some photos even though they aren't very big. I can't rate any of them but, I can leave comments, I think. I hope y'all understand. Please leave me some kind of comment on this so I will know that you read it. Thanks! Big Hugs and Kisses to all my Female Friends!
Going For The Vip
Hello to all.... I am going for the VIP and really need help getting the 10,000 comments. I have just under a 2000 now. I need as many that can to help me do this.... I am out of comments today.... Here is the link to the pic that I need the commenting help on. Much luv to all my friends.... Here is the link to Stephanie's page where the contest is being hosted in the Giveaway folder. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Hello all I know I have been asking for alot of help lately, and other than just a couple of people that have been helping me... I need more help.. I have used all of my photo comments already today and have a little over 9200 comments.... that is really getting close, but still not there to the 10000. Here is the link that needs the comments.... Hello to all.... I am going for the VIP and still really help getting the 10,000 comments. I have just under a 1100 now. I need as many that can to help me do this.... I am out of commen
Winter
Yeah
MARK IS ON HIS WAY TO VISIT… BUT I CAN’T WAIT -- HAVE A NOONER WITH ME? (Well OK, just another Fu-bucks give-away…. But still -- could be fun!!) So here’s the deal… TODAY ONLY DURING MY NOON HAPPY HOUR (That’s 12/7 at 12 PM Pacific Time, 3 PM Eastern time) hit this pic..and hit it hard...you can do it more than once during the HH come show me and peach some love Give them 100 comments. I’ll give YOU 10,000 Fu-bucks. YEAH, that’s right… 100 bucks per comment. It’s a good deal… and you know you aren’t getting any work done anyway, right? SO COME ON… You’ll be helping someone else AND getting Fu-bucks too. Few simple rules • No NSFW comments are to be left. • You must private message me once you have completed the 100 comments. Let me know WHICH pic you chose. And I will promptly send you 10,000 Fu-bucks. DO NOT SHOUT ME please. • YES, you can do this multiple times during the hour
Big Papa's Dude Blog.
I've been in a pissy mood recently. You ever get in one of those moods where nothing will make you happy? Well, short of two porn stars and a bottle of vodka. Seriously. I'm ready for spring, warmth and a little fun. Anyone wanna go on a road trip to somewhere warm? I sure as hell do. Just thougth I'd put something on here. I'm having a blast on fubar and I'd like to thank Dawn, the Motherf#cking Princess for hooking me up. I picked the blog name because someone thought it was funny I used the word "dude" in my profile. That's me, just a dude.
Diamondwill Victoria
Guys .i'm so so sorry I have no idea how or what I'm doing on fubar lol silly goose ,well let me introduce myself my name is Victoria ,I'm 28 year Girl from Canada I'm also a freelance writer/model/mother looking to make new friends ,Please feel free to send me a message or come join me http://MyFreeImplants.com/index.asp?MOID=8280 I hope all you guys have a great and warm night x0xxVictoria
My Mind
everyone and everything I am still getting use to this fubar stuff. I managed to do my profile once but cant remember how to change it so its forever my babys first christmas. I like it here noone knows me except one person and that person is so insignificant. On myspeace my family reads and people who really bother the fucken shit out of me. I really dont know many people who I can stand right now. I seem to only know lazy ass scaming mother fuckers. I know there are awsome peole in the world just not the ones around me. I am so sick of people using me or my hubby. He doesnt work his ass off to give you lazy fucks a hand out. Oh that insignif person who is on fubar too also is oneof those people and he owes us money fucken skanky ass loser. I had this one friend who thought we should just give her our truck we were selling ..she said she wanted to buy i let her have it to test drive 5 months later she is still driving it with no intention of paying for it. we took the
Here's Your Sign
I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says "hey is that Santa Claus up there"? I said "no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt double" Here's your sign The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door as I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said "Hey, are you going to hang that on your door"? I said "No sir, it's a Christmas toilet seat cover, got the idea from Martha Stewart" (Chorus) Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off My neighbor comes over and says "Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that"? I said "I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it" Here
This Weekends Bomb List
Hey guy this where we are going to bomb this weekend just click the pic and bomb like crazy!!!!!!! ok guys this is where i want you to blow up so lets do this
Boyfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8. Hair (color and style): 9. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My... 1. Personality: 2. Eyes:
Friends
OK I'm gonna try and not be a bitch here but obviously no one reads profiles anymore so... I'm so tired of getting FRIENDS request from people who are bored, rate your pic then request to be your friend without even so much as a shout of hey or hello, I'm not here to win any "who can get the most friends contest" so I'll say it again if you dont talk to me or at least try to talk to me you have no chance of becoming my friend! I have few Friends on here and only 2 very close friends and you know who you are lol So bottom line talk to me first and we'll see about addingyou as a friend later, i've deleted some of the "friends" I had when I first got on this site because once you add them you never hear from them again, not anymore! THX
Best Of Cl ~ Halloween Trick Or Treat
seattle-tacoma > To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters Originally Posted: Thu, 1 Nov 10:53 PDT To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-11-01, 10:53AM PDT Thanks for nothing. No, seriously. Do you have any idea how much work I put into my costume? It took me almost 3 hours to do the makeup alone. Every detail painstakingly thought of and completed, right down to the little scratches on the hands and the grazings and cuts on the arms and legs. Do you have any idea how long it took me to find a suitable shield and sword? Or how about the battle uniform? I bet you didn't even consider that perhaps it was actually straight off the movie set. Well, it was. It wasn't cheap, doing all this. I was the one that incurred those expenses, not my parents. I burned the income from more hours of my after-school job than I would care to adm
Auction ..wanna Own Me Peek Inside
Once again she has put herself up for auction and has declared this to be her last!!! So if you wanna chance to own this beauty one last time you better get there fast. Bidding has just started and will end on April the 7th.. These are her biggest offers to date and you don't wanna miss out on it!! So click the pic below jump and go before it's too late and you miss out on a rare beauty Also check out the host ...send her some love as well ¢¾cottonblossom¢¾
So So Tired
I'm so so tired of struggling. I swear everytime I think I'm getting caught up something else happens. And its not like I'm wasting money buying shit. Its just the harder I try it seems the further behind I get. And when I sit and look at what needs paid compared to what is coming in I get majorly depressed, especially with Christmas only a couple weeks away. I keep telling myself if we can just make it to the first of the year it'll be ok. I'm going to take a loan out from my PSP to pay some stuff off and catch others up. But its the making it till then that is killing me :/ Hope everyone has had a great week and has an aweseome weekend! *hugz n stuffz*
Love U
If Only You Knew... If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in retur
Contest ( Some Blogs Maybe Not Safe For Work )
No this is a cat contest and no your cunt contest. Trust me 90% of those on Fubar look like old raggit baseball gloves. What this contest is for is to Judge to see who has the prettiest Pussy Cat. Rules: 1. Vote as much as you like during the month. 2. Vote Honestly 3. Tell your friends to Vote. 4. Your cat submissions has to be your cat and not a famous one. 5. You can submit your cat doing anything as long as he maybe considered pretty. Now to get your kitty submited send me an email saying enter my Kitty then in the email tell me which picture to rip. Your cat picture must be in your photo album and must be ripable. For 30 days I will take submissions. Then on January 1st the contest begins. The contest ends on the last day of January and The Kitty with the most comments wins.
Vote For Me Plz? :)
okies ppl.....I need your help now......the contest is open......I have helped alot of ppl in contests and to level up.....now i am asking for a lil help in return.....heres the link.....i am keeping track of the names for Santa LOL thank you :) hi ya'll :) this is my first contest...and i would soooooo appreciate it if u would drop me a few votes :) I promise to tell Santa how helpful u were LOL I saw ya'll on Santas naughty list so i know u could use a good word with him LOL The contest starts tonight at 9pm EST......here is the link: http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=891469&albumid=716190&i=4284156731 thanks sooooooo much! xoxoxo Brandy
Nursing
I'm now licensed to practice nursing in the state of Georgia...yay! Now comes the task of finding a job and relocating to a warmer climate. Wish me luck!
Bandyblog
Is a blog a place to post your thoughts, hopes dreams...whatever? If so then here is what has been foremost in my mind of late. Having only fairly recently gained access to the Internet it has opened up a hitherto unknown world of sexual variety. One area that has held strange fascination for me is the world of BDSM. For someone who had so far gone through life under the impression that anything sexual that didn't involve "missionary" sex in a dark bedroom was "kinky" I have realised there are more worlds than I ever dreamed of right under my nose. Initially I blundered onto a couple of sites and swiftly found out that my naive (sp?) curiosity could be very offensive if taken wrongly. Now I intend to approach the whole area much more slowly, with a greater degree of concern for what may offend others and hope to open up a whole new lifestyle for myself.
For Sale
highest bid is Abby 3 month VIP biding has started My ass and paddle is up on the Block For SALE to the highest bidder! So Come on Stop On By & Place Ur Bid !!!
The Company Christmas Party
Today, My Company did an awesome thing. The owners through a Christmas party outside in some big tents. They had it catered and had a live band Dr. Zarr’s Amazing Funk Monster, they rocked the place. They played at my brother’s wedding and they still rock. I suspect the crowd and the tent, which we ate in, trigger this, because it looked exactly like the tent I stayed in the first three months in Iraq, caused a flood of memories from Iraq. I guess it was still surreal to me that it was only two years ago, The Christmas sentiment made me think about my Christmas there, it was a good one, I got the word that morning that I was on the next flight out. Most of guys were already gone except a few NCOs and me. Extremely busy that morning finish the last minute packing and cleaning of the tent so Bill the Team Sergeant could inspect it. The 9:30 mortar attack, and running into the bunker. Carrying all my stuff to the team side of the compound and them giving
I Need Help With An Apology
What Do U Want For Christmas
have u been naughty or nice ....tell mrs claus what u want for christmas
Happiness
this would be nice
Blast Or Vip Me
WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BLAST OR A VIP PLEASE!!!!!! KISSES
Confused About Females
i dont seem so understand girls these days they all say oh i want a good guy i want a good guy that will treat me good and this and that and the other. Then once they find a guy like me that is nice and will treat them right, they fuck them over. I know so many girls that are amazing and nice and they find these guys that are nice and sweet for a few weeks or maybe months. then these guys start treating them like shit and they break up and get back then break up and get back. then the girls meet a nice guy like me during one of the break ups and they talk and talk to these nice guys then they go back to these guys that treat them like shit. it makes no sence to me. why do girls allow guys to do shit like that to them.
How To Reach Me
Womens Worth
THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE are the clever and Attractive ones with the very wrong ideas. I"LL FACE REALITY WHEN I COME TO IT But not a moment sooner CIRCUMSTANCES BROUGHT US TOGETHER But soon our love don't need circumstances any more. a mountain high and clouds above he takes me to this place i follow him, anticipating my heart a frenzied pace and thru the clearing we stand alone the view before us grand he turns to me and pulls me close and intertwine our hands i gaze into those lapis eyes and lose myself complete and kiss his lips and squeeze him tight driven by my pounding heartbeat so sweet his kiss, so hot his breath our tongues twirling, teasing fast our hands embracing, tugging clothes
Feds Tried To Obtain Customer Book Buying Records From Amazon.com
(NewsTarget) Newly unsealed court records have revealed that the U.S. government issued a subpoena to Amazon.com seeking to obtain the identities of customers purchasing books through the Amazon marketplace. The snooping attempt was blocked by U.S. Magistrate Judge Stephen Crocker who wrote in a recently-unsealed ruling, "Well-founded or not, rumors of an Orwellian federal criminal investigation into the reading habits of Amazon's customers could frighten countless potential customers into canceling planned online book purchases." Is the U.S. government trying to profile the psychology of its citizens by secretly data mining their book purchasing habits? Since 9/11 and the passage of the ill-designed Patriot Act (which, if anything, is traitorous, not patriotic), it seems that the U.S. government is aggressively expanding its powers to search records, tap phones and surveil electronic messages, all in an effort to conduct Gestapo-like profiling operations on its own citizens. It is
Yaaaay A Fun Blog
Go visit this guy and send a private message saying you want to apply for FWB "position" LOL After its all done there will be a special surprise :D PLEASE Doooooooooo ITTTTTTTT !!! 'Hiro'@ fubar
Reflections
i found this, the ultimate love song. it is not something i am necessarily ready to sing for anyone yet. i need to know my Master a little better before i go professing such things but i could see it happening in the future. So, take heed before you read. it's heartfelt and touching if you read it as it's written. if you simply see the main phrase of 'i can't say no to you' you do not understand the song. read it again. you'll see that i feel good enough. the fact that i can't say no is something i enjoy. GOOD ENOUGH, Evanescence Under Your spell again, i can't say no to You Crave my heart and its bleeding in Your hand i can't say no to You Shouldn't have let You torture me so sweetly Now i can't let go of this dream i can't breathe but i feel Good enough i feel good enough for You Drink up sweet decadence i can't say no to You and i've completely lost myself and i don't mind i can't say no to You Shouldn't have let You conquer me so completely Now i can't
All Git-r-done Rebels! I Need Your Attention Please!
Ok people! I have entered my first contest in forever!!! WOOT WOOT! I am gonna need all the help I can get! This contest will last for 7 days! Starts FRIDAY 12/07/2007 at 12 noon CST, 10 am PST!!! I need all GIT-R-DONE BOMBSQUAD here at all times and as many of my friends as I can get there! Here is the link, see ya there!! Much love to ya! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!! ★♂Äïmêê♀★™ CO VICE PRESIDENT & HEAD OFFICER OF ~THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY' ★{Member of the WTC}★
The Drivein
There are few things as depressing as the death of a drive-in it's gravel lot once raked and tended like a Zen garden now strewn with weeds and wind blown paper. The once shining white screen hanging in rags,falling apart square by square. The speakers like old soldiers standing at attention quietly rusting into the ground concrete islands crumbling into dust. Gone the theatre of the car,a place to see films as god intended,in the familiar comfort of your own vehicle,no videos or movie disks,no curtain to drop,no lights to go down but the setting sun,just you and the film among a galaxy of shining glass windows and gleaming grills of cars. Gone are the young lovers lost in each other exploring thier love with hands and lips.Gone the cars filled with families, children in pajamas,grease spotted grocery bags full of homemade popcorn.Gone the carloads of blissfully stoned teenagers fighting off the chains of conformity.The ghostly echo of a snackbar anouncement hanging in the air,gone are
Dry!!!
hello all you fine people I'm feeling a little dry here and I just thought that you would like to by me a little drink to make me feel better. I thank you early for my drink and it doesn't hurt to comment on some pictures while your at it thanks everyone love ya
7 Things...quiz
~7 Things~ Body: SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM: 1. Bed 2. TV 3. Dresser 4. Clothes 5. back door 6. cat 7. night stand SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? Yes 2. Does someone like you? Yes 3. Last kiss? my daughter at school this morning 4. Been lead on? YES 5. Been cheated on? Oh hell yeah 6. Want a relationship? Yes 7. Wanna get married? Already am SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: 1. My Kids 2. air 3. Love 4. Money 5. Personal Things 6. Soda :-P 7. medicines I take SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Christmas 2.New Years 3. Bills 4. Cleaning 5. My little girl 6. medical problems 7. I need to sleep! SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? I think so 3. Read the newspaper? Not Really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? No, never 5. Have a best friend? Yes a couple of them! 6. Take a bath daily? Shower 7. Wish on stars? I sure do SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? Yes
Hey Read This Plz.!!
Latinas and Latinos, We have a new artist!!!!!!! The tags will remain the same. The only thing that changed is the font. If you would like a new tag, please let her know!!!!! and remember to rate her Mafia ablum!!!!! lïckëTy§plïT~ØwnërÐï×ïëlï¶üØr§~cØ-Øwnër@§ØüThërnrëbël~ŧ§Å§ïn@prïvÅTëbürrØw~ïnÐëpënÐënTfÅmïly~ @ fubar payneja01 aka "God-Father" of the Latina Mafia I see my blogs got more attention then my bullitens. So I will post both a bulliten, and a blog. On behave of Brown Eyed Girl and MR MOSTUNDERATED, I would like to welcome you to the Latina Mafia. It is our goal to have the best social network of Friends, Family, and Fans on CT. I want this to be a positive experience to all. The Latina Mafia is ment to be purely social. This is not a bombing or rating club. We as the Latina Mafia Leadership make no demands. The only thing we request is that your screen name say ~Proud Member of the Latina Mafia~ and the prop
An Epiphany
YOUR WORDS TO ME JUST A WHISPER. YOUR FACES SO UNCLEAR. I TRY TO PAY ATTENTION YOUR WORDS JUST DISAPPERAR 'CAUSE ITS ALWAYS RAININ IN MY HEAD. SO I SPEAK TO YOU IN RIDDLES BECAUSE MY WORDS GET IN MY WAY.I SMOKE THE WHOLE THING TO MY HEAD AND FEEL IT WASH AWAY'CAUSE I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS,I WANT TO COME APART, OR DIG MYSELF A LITTLE HOLE INSIDE YOUR PRECIOUS HEART 'CAUSE ITS ALWAYS RAININ IN MY HEAD FORGET ALL THE THINGS I SHOULD HAVE SAID I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A LITTLE INSIDE THAT CRIES OUT FOR ATTENTION, THOUGH I ALWAYS TRY TO HIDE AND I TALK TO YOU LIKE CHILDREN, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL BUT I KNOW I'LL DO THE RIGHT THING IF THE RIGHT THING IS REVEALED BUT IT'S ALWAYS RAINING IN MY HEAD -FORGET ALL THE THINGS I SHOULD HAVE SAID.
Kissable Contest
Bad Days
Just having a bad day. I got to work and everything was fine and started out to do a call for my private ambulance company that i work for and have a accident with the ambulance that i'm sign to and sent my day very bad. Went back to the office and sit in the office for 4 hours not being today anything. Around 4p.m they told me to go home and i was some ticked off if just want to hit something and i took it out in the wrong way on my mom and kicking my self mentle in the backside because what happen to day.
Happy Hour Contest
I entered a Happy hour contest first five people to 75,000 comments wins a happy hour. Please i would love this for my birthday gift from all my friends. I will be giving out prizes and fubucks to all my friends that help. So please come click the picture and bombs away. Show this old 30 year old woman some love!!!! I am gone to work and need some serious help. I am in 4th place right now. I need to keep at least 5th to win a happy hour. Please if you can help i am giving out gifts and fubucks. Please read other blogs for details on that. Thanks so much. Lots of love and thanks to everyone that has helped so far you all rock! So cum bomb my pic here please :) I will give away 1, 11 for each comment left for my contest. I will also give 5 fubucks for each comment. Want to level or need some fubucks its that easy so please come bomb me :). I entered a Happy hour contest first five people to 75,000 comments wins a happy hour. Please i would love this for my birthday gift
Happy Birthday To All My December Birthday People
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I'm Not Like Them.but I Can Pretend
Tool..came to Portland on Wednesday. And man oh man oh man.. amazing. Not as amazing as the first time I saw them.. but wow.. TOOL. very short first blog here. nothing else to say. bored...but that's what guitar is for. peace.love.empathy. tm.
Funny Little Thing
Heeyyyy I want you to leave me a gift under my Xmas tree right on my profile page .... :D wanna have some free gifts :D
Did He Really Say That
Ok i want honest options about this. Me and my hubby where on the way home from dinner and we were talking (that's a shocker right there) but anyway, he said something about this dads test came back, and i was like what tests, you didn't tell me he was having any tests done. He says ya i did. I told him no you never tell me anything, someone would in your family could die and you not even tell me. Then he makes a statement, i don't get why people cry when someone dies, people die all the time. I was like WTF. My brother died a few years ago, so this is a touchy subject. So i got a little upset. I asked if I died or your daughter died you wouldn't cry. and he responded with nothing. Well he just came in here trying to give me a back rub and the subject came up again, and i was like i cant believe if i died or your child died you would not cry, how is that suppose to make me feel? how can you not care if your wife, child, or even your parents, the people that took you into there home,
Uss Arizona
Rescue
EMT Prayer LORD, Grant me the wisdom so that I may treat those of your children that lay at my feet. Let my hands be gentle, sure and swift to impart to them your sacred gift. Let me see only a patient's need not their color, race or creed. Help me always to be my best even when it's on my hours rest. Grant me the insight to understand why patients of mine are going to die. Let me remember that when they do there is a wonderful life in Heaven with You. Lord, if in the time of duty I should fall help my family to hold their heads tall. For it was You who decided that I should be one of your chosen few, an EMT. -Author Unknown EMS Tribute want to tell you lies I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fine I want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time I want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight I don't want to tell it like it is, I want to tell them lies You didn't put their seat belts on, you feel you killed your kids I want to say you didn't
Looking For Putty
Ok Ladies, I'm cruizing around looking for the best Kitty out there. Please leave a comment so I can rate your Putty lol, I mean your page
Snowmobiling
sometimes when you cry no one sees youre tears sometimes when you are in pain no one sees your hurt sometimes when you are worried no one sees your stress sometimes when you are happy no one sees your smile BUT WHEN YOU FART JUST ONE TIME AND EVERYBODY KNOWS. hope all u mothers enjoy your day today
Drama.....drama.....drama
Adding As Friend
If you want to add me as a friend please read my profile before you do anytime i add someone as a friend i read their profile so please take a minute to get to know who i am thanks George
Other Parts Of Da Island
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That Special Someone
It's been a long time since i had a man in my life, it's seriously time to start looking for one. i am not asking for much, only that he be responsible in every way, and want to walk beside me not behind me, be spontanious when thinking of me. love me for who i am and what i have become in my life. be there when things aren't going so great. be somewhat of a family man. someone thats not afraid to try new things in life, it doesnt have to be sexually, but would be nice lol. would love for him to just be himslef at all times. criteria for application: 1. be yourself at all times 2. have a great sense of humor 3. be responsiable 4. matureity is a must more to be added as i get to know you.... oh and be at least over the age of - - lol That Special Someone That Special Someone Is the person that can sweep me off my Feet not knowing that they have. That Special Someone Would know everything that there is To know about me That Special Someone Would know my
Pearl Harbor 66th Aniversary
The attack on Pearl Harbor was a preventive attack on the United States Pacific Fleet base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii by the Empire of Japan's Imperial Japanese Navy, on the morning of Sunday, December 7, 1941 that made the United States enter World War II. Two aerial attack waves, totalling 350 aircraft, were launched from six aircraft carriers with the intent to destroy the United States Pacific Fleet. The attack wrecked two U.S. Navy battleships, one minelayer, and two destroyers beyond repair, and destroyed 188 aircraft; personnel losses were 2,388 killed and 1,178 wounded. Damaged warships included three cruisers, a destroyer, and six battleships (one deliberately grounded, later refloated and repaired; two sunk at their berths, later raised, repaired, and restored to Fleet service late in the war). Vital fuel storage, shipyards, and submarine facilities were not hit. Japanese losses were minimal, at 29 aircraft and five midget submarines, with 65 servicemen killed or wounded.
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Leave Me Some Love
psychocat1 She Is Awesome And Very Beautiful!!!!! you Should Be honnred To Add Rate And Fan Her!!! So please Go Check Her out!!!!!! Kisses And Hug's! Jamie
If Men Wrote Advice Columns...
If men wrote advice columns, they'd read like this... Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk
Nbc Needs An Ass Whooping
Oh this is soooooo much bullshit. The Gutless piece of shit who made this chicken shit call needs to lose his job. Be tarred and feather and round out of town on a rail. I have seen the ad. It is a tasteful and non political. I am going to do the following things: 1. Write a complaint to the FCC. 2. Write the President of NBC. 3. Write The CEO of GE 4. Write my Congressman and Senator. What do I expect nothing, This asshole is a fucking coward. He will die a coward's death. I do hope he loses his job. Maybe he can be a field report in Iraq, maybe he can then see what real men do. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ NBC Rejects Ad From Conservative Group Email this Story Dec 7, 3:45 PM (ET) By JIM KUHNHENN Google sponsored links Should Katie Quit CBS? - Couric not sure about her move! What is your opinion about this? www.SodaHead.com I Was Scammed 37 Times - These Programs Are Absolute Scams I Will S
The Island Of Molokai
Loves Lost And Found
its simple, i tell you that i love you and you seem to just not believe they say actions speak louder than words what i got to do cut my heart out on bended knee i drown all of my thoughts with just segments of our life's together ha ha ha and they say true love will last forever well you know what i think what they say is true as funny as it may sound i am not going to be another guy that you place in the lost and found. Bryan V. talk to me people
What You're Serious?
So I've been back a total of 5 months and now I get this message stating my services are needed. Bullshit...So now I have a meeting to goto and see if I am heading back and if I can shred that contract and end my employment to those headhunting freaks. I know some of you reading this are either saying "thats fucking bullshit" or are praying for me. Thanks. So by monday I'll have the final word on whats going down and if I am going back if so than with what company. Because Blackwater is no longer in service. Blah... I need a very stiff drink and a long ass nap. So when I'm talking about Iraq with buds random people will ask "Wow you were in Iraq?" my first reaction is to knock the shit out of them. I mean come on, was I talking to you? Fuck no I wasn't. If I was going to talk to a random person about my hellish tour I would go right up to them and say "hey I was in Iraq wanna listen?" To be honest, its not that I don't mind talking about it but that some people want to shit all over th
Crocodiles
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile." Moral: Old men may
What A Ride
just when i think its over its starting again**** its like sitting in traffic you pass downtown and the traffic slows, you want to get off but too many cars are in the way and you are all the way in the express lane so you sit, inching slowly and wasting gas, so you start moving slowly but surely you reach breakneck speeds and you are flying down the highway to your destination then ... breaklights, you think in your mind not again so you break suddenly in order not to smash into the car in front of you then you inch... you see a accident on the shoulder ahead and you see that traffic isnt moving because a bunch of nosy ass people are stopping traffic to see what is going on... then you speed up turning curves and sprinting up bridges going at least 70, all of a sudden your car starts smoking, did you forget to put coolant in never mind its too late now you are in the middle of a higway with people doing 65 all around you and now look your cell is dead ... what next you ask? someone ki
Everyday Life
God looked around his garden and he found an empty place, He then looked down upon this earth and saw your tired face. So He put His arms around you And whispered, "Come with Me." With tearful eyes we watched you suffer. And saw you fade away. Although we loved you dearly, We could not make you stay. A golden heart stopped beating, Busy hands at rest. God broke our hearts to prove to us, He only takes the best. He knew that you were suffering, He knew that you were in pain. He knew that you would never get well on earth again. He saw that the road was getting rough and the hills were hard to climb, So he closed your weary eyelids and whispered, "PEACE BE THINE". It broke our hearts to lose you, but you didn't go alone, For parts of us went with you the day God called you home. So like I have been doing serious thinking and Im not so sure about how my relationship is going.I mean I am ready for comittment but not so much living together.I feel safe at a dista
The Explination Of My Love
One million ways, thats how many i can see to love you honey And I cant see a reason out of any of those that concerns your money I must admit this has to be Love, or something close to it Because i cant see anyone but you, other girl just dont do it I feel combustable energy everytime we touch to be in, out, or around you is a rush When you call i contemplate different ways to answer my phone And when my name excapes you lips, I feel a jones When you speak truth My mind goes int major meditation And i ponder different ways to end your fustration In love with it... your spiritual Addicted to it... your mental In need of it ... your physical I love it because it is you and do you so well that i see noone else that can ever do you like you... not even me and i am addicted to it because when i am with you i feen for it so much i think this world consists of just we And im in need of it because people relate love to air but i have ashtsma, air is precious and it is really yo
Fubar
hey everyone!! happy friday. :) well for me, i worked a 9 hour day...it was cool tho...im gonna get some good overtime this week :D woo! i have to work all weekend too...if you didnt know already, we had a change of ownership recently, and several people have already, or are planning to leave soon. i seem to be the only one hangin in there :). ahh well...its still a family owned business which i love :) i dont want to work for any kind of corporation. DOWN WITH CORPORATE AMERICA! lol! :P :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D so about the changes to the photo rates...thats effin sweet!! if you have a fav pic or 10 you can come rate it again every week! i love this cause i can keep rating my fav pics of all you guys (and beautiful girls ;)...instead of having to search around for something i havent rated yet :) another new photo feature i noticed; is that when you upload a new photo, the folder automatically goes to the top of your photo files. which is a
To Everyone
to everyone on my friends family or fans if i dont talk much im going thro alot. My brother is off doing lord knows what and on drugs and im really tired of dealing with that i love him but he dont seem to listen!
Me
Indiana
Well friends I have made the arrangements to go to my moms. I leave on Sunday. Wish Me luck, and I will try and reply to all , but it may take a bit so bare with me, and thanks for taking the time out to look at my blogs, mums, and pics!! MUAH ALL
The Way I Feel About The Holidays
What I Want For Xmas..... ♥
Snapper037crap
Wasted Wasted before I'd even tasted Knowing just not going Trapped although its all been mapped Unable was it all just another fable Alone and very much grown. A shell in an ocean less hell Tired even while wired Unhappy at how I've made my life so crappy Existing while also resisting Done over before Ive begun. You know SPUN! written 2000 Christina BEAUTIFUL DREAM It was all a beautiful dream But now its a nightmare And all i can do is scream Who was I to think That you could survive all my bullshit? So if it's over why do you keep me chomping at the bit? It's all my fault for allowing the fairytale to continue I know your just not on the menu I know its more than money It's in your voice when you call me honey I'll never be your wife or have our family I knew better to entertain the thought Now, just look at how much our togetherness has brought. How long before you decide thats enough? Don't worry for me I
Support?
Yesterday was Pearl Harbor Day. How many of you saw anything about Supporting the Troops? or anything related to any war efforts?? We claim it, but apparently we can't do it. We may be dealing with "other" people now, but the events that happened on December 7th, 1941 were still devastating. HOW can you claim to support our troops when on the day commemorating the attack on Pearl Harbor???
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Fd Up Nature Of A Human
Ok i am starting to get realy pissed off now. Cps is dicking me around again. I havnt seen my boys in over 2 weeks. Havent seen Xander in 3 weeks. They still havent set up my psycological evaluation and and lagging on getting me to oly for my ager managment classes. I tell you, they say they took them on a better safe then sorry basis due to my mental dissabilities (aka depression) but how do you think i feel now knowing that i may be cut off of my children at any given minute yah im not all peachy keen about it am i I think that they are useless they dont help those who do need it and fuk with us who didnt yah i was crabby but name one woman on this earth that wasnt at 8 mo prego and her hus was gone at wks at a time I have done some shitty stuff in my life but i tell you i would give my life for those children and did i love my kids more then anything on this god forsaken planet and any thing beyond i have and always will put the needs and wan
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What Am I Doing.............
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am a single Mom and Have been since I was 18 yrs old.... 2) I am compulsive about keeping up with my family and friends spread out around the U.S. due to a promise I made my Grandmother before she died.... 3)I am addicted to romance novels have read over 10,000 of them and then some 4) I read atleast 1 book a day everyday and have since I was 12 yrs old 5) I have watched the same soap operas on ABC for over 30 yrs now 6) I am an EX smoker that quit smoking over 6+ yrs ago and has now developed an oral fixation..lol 7) I'm a soft touch for anyone that is hurting or needs help but sshhhhh..... 8) I have
Sexiest Christmas Costume
THE PRETTIEST CHRISTMAS TREE CONTEST !!! WE NEED 20 CONTESTANTS...THIS CONTEST STARTS 12.12.07 5pm - 12.22.07 5pm..THE DRAWING DATE WILL BE THE 21ST AT 5 PM AND WILL BE HELD IN CLUB NV THERE WILL ALSO BE UPDATES ANNOUNCED IF NEED BE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY DJ ENVII IN THE LOUNGE..CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO DJ Envii AND ALSO REPORT TO PASTOR CHOCOLATE BUNNY.. RULES 1. PICTURE MUST BE ABLE TO BE RIPPED, AS THEY WILL BE RIPPED INTO OUR PHOTO SECTION TO BE JUDGED BY THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS THAT EACH ONE GETS. 2. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST HAVE A SALUTE.. 3. MUST RATE THE HOST..YOU CAN FAN AND ADD IF YOU WANT.. 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST. 5. NO DOWN RATING!! YOU CAN RATE IF YOU WANT TO BUT THAT WON’T COUNT..THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS YOU GET COUNTS.. 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE, THE PRIZES WILL BE SPLIT.. 8. MUST VISIT THE LOUNGE A FEW TIMES OUT THE WEEK.. 9. NO RA
Free Blast
Confuse
Here i sit with this thing in my head. About this girl that i like. She don't know it i don't think i could tell her ether. Why is it so hard to do so i ask my self every night! I stay awak thinking of her wishing that i could do so thin when i see her i freeza up what is it with me? I guess i will never know she is so cool and very pritty she is like a angil to me i do think she knows that i like her but she will never hear it frum me.
50,000 Fubucks And A Salute
I am giving away 50,000 fubucks to the first person that can leave 500 comments on my contest. And if you can leave another 500 i will make a sexy salute just for you. This is for a Happy hour. There is 5 to won. First 5 to 75000 comments wins. I really would like this for my birthday so please i really need all my friends help. Thank you. So please click the pic and bomb the heck out of me. Show me sum luv xoxoxo. Thanks
Get To Know !
Goin' To The Big Show!
I have taken a position in a dusty, far away land. Tomorrow morning I'm on a plane to Virginia for a couple weeks of orientation and training then off to Georgia for more of the same. Everyone I tell gives me the same "Are you Crazy" look...I'm not. I'm well aware that I'll be in a war zone and I'm going to be extra cautious with regard to that but honestly, I'm excited. I will be surrounded by the most kick-ass military on the planet and be working exclusively on one of the best protected bases in the area. I'm asking you all to be excited for me the way you would be if the job would be here in Florida. This opportunity will serve me for the rest of my career and the experience will serve me for the rest of my life. I will still have internet access so I will still be checking in and posting as usual.
Try And Try
I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer anything it throws at you, you can't quit or g
What Was Better?
Art
The vatican says it has discovered a lost drawing by Renaissance master Michelangelo of a design for the dome of St Peter's Basilica. The Vatican newspaper Osservatore Romano said the small drawing, done in the spring of 1563 when Michelangelo was 88, was believed to be his last known sketch before he died the next year.The drawing, a section of the dome, contains some measurements and is thus believed to have been done to give stone cutters guidance after the master deemed work on an earlier batch of stone inadequate. Michelangelo worked as the architect of the basilica from 1547 until shortly before his death in 1564. The newspaper said Michelangelo, who destroyed many of his sketches for the basilica, probably drew it on the construction site, giving it directly to workmen with his instructions.Drawn with blood-coloured chalk on paper, it apparently survived because part of the paper had been used again for calculations, perhaps by workmen. It wound up by accident in files concer
Happy Holidays- Funny As Hell
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Pimping Out My Friend
Stuff
TODAY, DECEMBER 8TH....IS THE 3-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DIMEBAG DARRELL LANCE ABBOTT'S DEATH. FROM BEING INNOCENTLY GUNNED DOWN ON STAGE DURING THE VERY FIRST SONG OF HIS DAMAGEPLAN SET BY SOME PSYCHO-FAG THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PATTED DOWN AND WANDED, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAVE HAD THE CHANE TO PULL THIS PSYCHO SHIT. HE ONLY WENT PSYCHO ABOUT THE PANTERA BREAK-UP. ANYWAYS, I LOVE DIME WITH A PASSION, SO MAKE SURE TO RAISE YOUR GLASSES HIGH IN THE SKY AND YELL OUT "GETCHA FUCKING PULL!!!" IN MEMORY OF DIME HE WAS A ONE OF A KIND SOUL WITH A HEART TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS. A FRIEND, A BROTHER, AN IDOL, AS WELL AS A MENTOR, MAY HE REST IN PEACE UNTIL WE SEE HIM AGAIN. WE LOVE YOU BROTHER DIME!!
Bye Bye Little Julian
To a little guy who has a big place in my heart, will miss ya but you will always be there! Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free; I'm following the path God laid for me. I took His hand when I heard Him call; I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day, To laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way; I found that place at the close of day. If my parting has left a void, Then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss; Ah yes, these things, I too, will miss. Be not burdened with times of sorrow; I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, I savored much; Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief; Don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your heart and share with me; God wanted me now, He set me free.
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Both of these "Ladies" need your help the next week so spend as much time as possible bombing between the two of them. Have A Great Weekend!
Holiday Wishes
I want to wish you and yours all a Very Merry Christmas and a Wonderful New year... http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1237884646 HUGS,SassyElf
Dark An Light
glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com We was **Light** when we meet,We was **Light** when we Loved each other. We was even **Light** when we parted.I'm still **Light** but your **Dark** as night.You say I made you **Dark** Funny how light made you dark,you destroyed my love and ripped me apart and I still don't hate you. So funny how light made you **Dark** May you find some peace in your darkness,but blame the **Dark One** you love for your **Darkness**. I leave you with one last thought: I loved you in the **Light** and I can never be yours in the **Dark**. Goodbye My Fallen Dragon,I'll never be yours again,My love is dead. (This is not about My Dark Dragon I love now so please don't cause drama,I'm saying bye To someone else.)
You Might Be A Redneck.roflmao..
"You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. ! 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hol
About Me
I'm getting tried of being hurt by guys like to call me names like fat ugly I'm a bitch I want someone who wants me for me not for sex or anything else because what to me when I was younger It happen to me again in aug of this year I don't want it happen again I hope one day I will find Mr right
Forbidden Love
glitter-graphics.com Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Deeper Then The Snow. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Hotter Then The Fire. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Better Then The Pain. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Sweeter Then The Fruit. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Very Much Worth Fighting For!!
So This Fubar Dude Died..orly?
Thank You
this is a specal thank you to A/all that helped me the most and made the Hottest Bi-female on Fubar contest a blast. i did not with the most comments, i won by being the judges fav. please go show all these P/people lots of love. first i must thank the host and one of the judges. Tina, she was a blast. Tennessee Tiger¢â@ fubar next is tigers s/o and the other judge. Michael, he was alot of fun.The Return of the Icon (holdin on)@ fubar now for the A/all the ones that helped me. first is Titan. Sir, You made it worth it, with all the chatting that W/we did. it was alot of fun with You helping. ^Titan65{Founder-BaDaSs Bombers&Proud-NAP-Friends}&#GMof BaDaSs'S Wonderland/Rl Hubund&Master to@ fubar next is lutin (Titans beautiful wife/sub). sweety you also made it fun. luTin¢¾Hostess of BaDaSs Wonderland¢¾_/_r/l wife&submissive2^Titan65_/_@ fubar DJBadass (Titan & lutin's handsome son) the pics you posted where great, i never knew what was coming next. ~*
* Happy Birthday Karina *!*
* Happy Birthday to Karina * Isis * Het Heru * Ntr * Ix * Balam * Today is my magickal master number of a birthday - 33! This day also signifies an official "REBIRTH" of Karina On this day of my birth, I wish you always blissful blessings of peace, love, prosperity, abundance, good health, serenity and happiness. I thank you for for your kind offers of Happiness on this day of celebration of my birth and life and I would like to extend that to others in full open heart chakra vibration. A selection of my birthday wishes from others to share with other December babies - as well as to celebrate and honour each of you whether or not today is the day of your birth ! .. ..¨¨)) -:¦:- ¸... ...¨¨)) ((¸¸... .... Happy birthday -:¦:- -:¦:- ((¸¸...* On this day, I would like to celebrate each of you and let you know I am thankful and grateful for your life and your presence here on Earth. Thank you for blessing my life with your beautiful sp
Why I Love Her
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour
What Kind Of Drink Are You?
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Wis. Drivers Line Up For Gas At 33 Cents
MINOCQUA, Wis. - Dozens of drivers made a mad rush for cheap gas after a station employee accidentally changed the price to 33 cents a gallon. An employee closing Trig's Minocqua Shell for the night mistakenly entered the price of a gallon of gasoline as 32.9 cents instead of $3.299 on Monday night. He left about 10 p.m., but drivers could still use their credit cards to buy gas. Word of the bargain spread fast in the rural northern Wisconsin community, with 42 people buying 586 gallons of gas in an hour and 45 minutes. One person had pumped 27 gallons and two purchased 18 gallons. Local police saw the horde at the station and called store manager Andrea Reuland, who went to the station and pushed the emergency stop. "There were cars two deep at each of my pumps," said Reuland, who knew many of the drivers and told them they were being dishonest — the main store sign had the correct price. "I was very upset that there's that many dishonest people," she said. "They knew there w
Just A Few Clicks
Please just some help a click is all i ask if ya think you'd like it sign up its a vampire vrs werewolves roll play game but if your not interested just click and help me out thank you http://world7.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=113069624
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Had To Delete Mumm
Well after speaking with a bouncer, I had to delete my MUMM or risk being banished..so Chuckster is so not worth my MUMM's.. I did make a copy as best as I could..twas damn funny! so I will find a way to post a copy in my blog..lololol Chucky LIVES
Scattergories
This is harder than you would think-- Good luck!! SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Copy and paste into a new email. When you are done, send it on, including to the person who sent it to you. *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your name:Laurie 2. 4 letter word: Love 3. Vehicle: Lexxus 4. City: Los Angeles 5. Boy's Name: Leonard 6. Girl's Name: Leann 7. Alcoholic drink: Lemon Drop 8. Occupation: Lawyer 9. Something you wear: Lingerie 10. Celebrity: Lindsey Lohan 11. Food: Lettuce 12. Something found in a bathroom: Lavender 13. Reason for Being Late:Loser 14. Cartoon Character: Lenny (off the simpsons) 15. Something You Shout: Leave me alone 16. Animal:Leopard
Stars
when all is lost and you feel the cold air seep into your lungs remember my eyes and know that you are safe and i wont let them take you away i will save you believe in this and i will be there feel my warm hand on the back of your neck the soft caress of a kiss to your cheek and no matter where you are i am with you so smile........
Graphics Contest, Help!
So I hope that some of you out there actually take the time and check this out. I've posted it on my profile and in a bulletin but now I'll post it here for a back up to the back up I guess you could say. This also happens to be my first blog ever, whether here or myspace or anywhere! Haha, so here's the deal. I belong to this forum of sorts that runs contests every once and a while and some of them strike my interest. They've got a graphic contest with the concept of last fan standing in support of the new Will Smith movie I Am Legend. You can do two entries so I did. The first one is an old graphic I made that I just really like and think it will catch people's eye, I just added some stuff and touched it up a bit. The second is just a random picture that I ran into and decided to play around with and add to it. So help me out. Ratings and comments are great, but even if you just view it, it will still help out. Nothing really to lose. First Submission: Second Submission:
Nothing Is Stronger Than Family
Single And Lookin
Friends
Sexy Gifts
Christmas
i have a christmas tree on my page leave me a gift and make one your self and ill return the favor:) thanks
Chapter 26
Chapter 26 I drove a few miles down the road before realizing how fast I was driving. I was crying so hard I could barely see so I slowed down and pulled over to the curb. I had to get control of myself! I cried for a while as I lay my head on the steering wheel; tears dripping onto my lap. When the worst of my outburst was over, and I calmed down a little, I sat there for a few minutes to regroup. I wanted the tears to stop but they wouldn’t. I gave myself the choice, ‘You can either wait here until you get it all out, or you can go home. Suck it up Char! Get your ass home!’ When I looked in the mirror and noticed how red and puffy my eyes had already become. I cursed Marc under my breath for doing this to me and making me feel this way. I found a Kleenex and wiped my face as I waited for the next car to pass, then pulled back out onto the road. I was unable to stop crying as I drove on, and all the while hoping I would. Through a foggy vision I realized I had
Truth About Wolves
Truth about Wolves Wolves, are they really the vicious man-eaters they are portrayed to be? The truth is, they are not. Wolves got this reputation through stories meant to instruct children to beware of danger. The stories actually portrayed what we refer to as a modern day predator as a wolf. The story of Little Red Riding Hood portrays a wolf that could change clothes to look like a grandmother. This actually was used to teach children that even people they knew could have a bad side and do evil things. We all know that a wolf could never actually do something like that. The biggest myth known about wolves is that of the werewolf. Were there ever such a thing? The answer is actually in the 1500's and early 1600's many people would go around wearing wolf skins on their backs pretending to be werewolves. These people actually had a psychological disorder and they really thought they were werewolves. Some people actually have a genetic disorder called hypertrichosis (wer
Friends Forever
"How long have we been friends?" Thomas asked. "Seems like forever, doesn't it?" Jacob said still thinking back to the first time they met-with no recallection, right away. "Remember how things used to be? So easy, so simple. We ALL thought we knew everything." Thomas said, almost in a trance. "In front of the play house, in London. I remember now." Jacob exlaimed. "That's right, Jacob. We were supposed to have at eachother, until that bobby showed up....." Just then, Jacob seemed to finish the sentence for his long-time friend. "He came out of nowhere. Produced himself from the mist, with a stare that was as cold and clammy as the weather that night." Thomas rubbing his jaw, thinking back."1807? 06? It was sooo long ago, but it was like yesterday!"
Random Shit
so i have a few friends on IMVU now and got one of my own... add me if you are there I'mGuest_bodydraggeron
Nude
Create your own Unclickable Link
Bombing People
About Me
Well let's see. I'm 5'5 135lbs. I have short brown hair and hazel eyes. I like to go campimg ,fishing,hiking, playin darts, candle lit dinners,oh and I like lots of sex. I also like moonlite walks on the beach. I also like to cudle with that special someone and watch a movie. Dislikes I hate mind games. I get enough of mind games from my kids so don't try it cause I will see it comming from a mile away. So if u have any ?'s please ask me. Yours Truely a.k.a Tiny
Dumb Convos , This Is Really Good !
LoL okay so check this out right .. got this guy that i'm talkin to hes really cool we're clickin right , and he tells me the other night about this chic whos swinging from his sack , so i'm like okay .. he tells me about how she questions him when someone new is on his friends list *mind you shes NOT on his list* .. but apparently she stalks his page LoL ... So she finds me on there , and you guessed it , adds me ! .. Doesn't talk to me or anything .. But shes just there kinda like a herpes sore hahah ..So him and i were hangin out today , and i was hookin up his comp cuz i totally rock like that , and i signed into myspace and he seen her pic so hes like WTF are you doing with that woman on your list , and i'm like who and he tells me and i'm like dude u said she was from jersey this chic added me yesterday , profile said shes from KY so i didn't put 2 and 2 together , so i go to msg her cuz everyone knows i don't play that game right !?!? .. well shes got an away msg set up *cuz she
Remembering
All Juggalos And Lettes
Just thought I would send ALL the Juggalos and Juggalettes some!!! If you haven't added me yet please show this lette some MWKL Please :)
Uh Warriors 2007 Champs/ Un-defeated!
By Stephen Tsai HawaiiWarriorBeat.Com Editor Hawai'i slotback Ryan Grice-Mullins lunges for the end zone, taking Washington safety Mesphin Forrester with him to complete a 5-yard touchdown reception that broke a 28-28 tie with 44 seconds left. BRUCE ASATO | The Honolulu Advertiser Only a post-game celebration could contain Jason Rivers, foreground, and Colt Brennan, who combined for four touchdowns. JOAQUIN SIOPACK | The Honolulu Advertiser Quarterback Colt Brennan meets the press while fans celebrate on the Aloha Stadium turf following the victory over Washington. JOAQUIN SIOPACK | The Honolulu Advertiser "These guys are so special. They play for each other." COLT BRENNAN | University of Hawai'i quarterback "Me being a senior, I wanted to do something special." JASON RIVERS | University of Hawai'i wide receiver RELATED NEWS FROM THE WEB Latest headlines by topic: • Spor
The Strong Man
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the lady workers. After several minutes, the lady worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," she said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, lady," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The lady reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, she said, "All right. Get in."
Theories, Songs, Etc. Basic Randomness That Resides In A Lost Soul...
A Happy First Birthday to my son, Jaiden. Daddy would give anything to have been able to celebrate it with you, but the harpy had different plans. If she were anything like your dad, she'd be excited, and getting up to prepare a special day for you, aside from the inevitable party your grandparents, aunts, etc., are planning for you, seeing as it's now 6 in the morning there. I wish you all the love and joy that this day should bring you, and that text just can't show. Daddy loves and misses you:-* This is funny, and totally implausible. In the spirit of getback, this is pretty much genious.
My Christmas Tree
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How I Am
well i hang with my friends, i drink to get drunk or just to drink. i dont know many people or have many friends i dont get along with many grils y cause they r ho's the ones i do get along with i wouldnt trade 4 the world..i keep my friends colse cause u never no what might happen..well i love all my friends they know who they r...love ya u know how i am lets get drunk and see what happens..
Please Help!
Twisted Contest
Presents The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher 2. MUST ADD AS FRIEND TO ACCESS CONTEST FOLDER 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted - Level 5 Or Higher 4. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 5. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 4A. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 5 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A Lind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. ( * Folder will be closed during Removal and screenshot, and highest scored photo removed and Folder will then be reopened - Max 5 Min ) Another Catch, just because y
The Night Before X-mas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL
Cellularone
Is no more... Ive with this company for years and now its just gone. I will miss you unlimited plan minutes... I will miss your red logo and my red shirt. Bye cell one thanks for the memories the money and the rockin bonuses. Bring it on The New ATandT "Your world is wireless AT and T is wireless"
Military And Holiday
Made some new skins. Did almost all the U.S.Military ones that have been requested as well as a couple just for general use. If you have any others you would like to see added to the Military skins, drop me a private message and I'll see what I can do over the next couple days. Skins For Help Ripping Skins...Check out my Step By Step FuBar Support Blog http://fubar.com/blog/60737 Here's my link. :) Year of the Dragon™@ fubar Oh yes...it would seem that some don't understand that For Personal use only, means I would appreciate it NOT being ripped. The skins like that have my actual image included. Please...don't take those. I can ask over and over and they still get ripped. I share freely and appreciate respect. ************************************************** Lonely Angel U.S.AirForce U.S. Army U.S.Marines Marine Wife Winter Scene Happy Holidays (NP) Further up the skins list. Happy Holid
Angry!
Okay, I'm a pretty nice person, right? I try to go to everyone's page that visits mine and leaves me any kind of love. Even if you vote on my mumm, I'll rate your profile. (Although, if you act too ignorant in there, I won't! ha!) Anyway, I don't bother anyone, I act civil, do not stir up drama...right? If you know me in any way, you know I am right! I try to be as compliant as I can be with Fubar's policies. Sometimes, someone is quicker than me for marking NSFW pics. :P But when I know they are NSFW for sure, I always try to mark them immediately. Granted, sometimes, my IE or Vista or just the daggone cable acts up and I can't there before someone else does but I get there. And if I do have something that should be marked NSFW, it's just an honest mistake. Hey, I never said I was an angel....an angel with horns is all I ever claimed! ;) Anyway, enough of all this explaining. Let me get to the dirty deed that was done to me tonight. You might say harmless but put yourself in my sho
Humm Luv Me Babe
female or male ? i agree both....lol
Game Related
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale: a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty fisherman, The skipper brave and sure. Five RMTs set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the 3rd party POS-hack tool, The minnows would be lost, the minnows would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle With Gllgnnnn Thsskprrjr too, Mlyndnnr and his wife, Mvyssttr Pfssannmryn, Here on Gilseller's Isle. So this is the tale of the castaways, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, Til the GMs catch their crime. The first mate and the Skipper too, Will do their very best, To make themselves a lot of gil, At the rest of our expense. No sub, no gear, no chocobos, Not a single luxury, Like mithras in the jungle, As
Pc Problems
My Blogs
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 10. I pack my cigarettes exactly 13 times before I open them. 9. I love owls. 8. My dream car is a Shelby Mustang Fastback. 7. I set my parents house on fire when I was 3, leave me alone and bored will you. 6. I have a scar on my back from getting thrown on a barb wire fence by my horse when I about 12. 5. I have a birthmark on left bicep that used to look like a bat now I don't know more like a bear. 4. I am a nurse. 3. I am a Virgo but I was supposed to be a Libra, I came 2 weeks early. So I'm obsessed with fairness. 2. I have 3 awesome kids. 1. Married the guy I crushed on in Junior High. Seven Deadly Sins-Dieti
'member Of The Misfit Angels'
Thanks to the crew..'members of the misfit~ angels' for another great piece of work..amazing stuff when the call goes out they appear from nowhere.. Great people good friends and all round fantastic bunch of misfit's Thanks Again Denno.
Wow!!
*BORROWED FROM THE BULLYS* When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, th
Friehouse
what would you do if your friend gave your dad a ride that beat you up when you was a baby would you let him have or would you let it go if you had him for your hole life as a friend would you cut the string and your best friend is friends with your dad friend what would you do read and coment please this is the best person and she is great i know she want to be friend frist im good with that and when i ask personal qustion that my way to show this person love and my mom said if she want me to know adres she let me know so jamie i love you and want to be friend with the time you had with me make me fill good vaulen time day what it mean when you dont have a souel mate you see every body holding hand and kiss is this what gona happen dont you wish you could be one of the pepol and say happy vaulentime day to a soule mate man i do a person like me who take care of my sister and dont drive couse of stocking it just ant me . rate and coment pleas
Momma9401
come check me out and see what i have to offer show sum love this ends on april 1st thats my b-day so come show me lots of love and help me make it a great birthday will give love back xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox can i get some love to get happy hour will return love if i get some thanks all i need are comments I am in another auction come and bid and rate the that bid and rate i will show love back xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Performances
Hi everyone! The life of a music director gets very hectic at this time of year. In the next two weeks, I will be involved in 5 evening rehearsals and 6 performances. That means my time online will be somewhat limited. I want you all to know that if I do not get the chance to comment to you or rate any of your items, it's because of those time constraints. I know I have the best friends and family here and I want to keep ALL of you! If I don't get the chance to wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa or Happy Hanukkah during that time, I wish you all the best holidays possible now. Hopefully things will return to normal during winter break! Peace and love to all of you!!!!!
All Of Us Arent Bad!
Well I havent been on here very long now and have noticed that there must be alot of disrespect going around. There are some of us that were raised to have respect for the opposite sex. I understand that its an adult website and you have to take the good with the bad at your own discretion. People are going to be people no matter how you try to avoid it. I myself do not get offended to easy but i'm sure not gonna try to offend someone on here. There are still a few of us that were raised to be polite and respectful. So i'm not to offended when i read pages and they talk about not wanting to see this or hear that from someone because i know its not me. Well anyway this was just a thought off of the top of my head and just to let you ladies know that there are some good guys left. I'm not much of a writer so thats it for my first blog attempt.
Gettin Better
All though i am still upset about issues life is better... I bought a new car!! way excited... wanna get a new job tho... got a new piercing died my hair... i think im attempting to become a whole new person..lol... maybe then i wont get so used...who knows.. but yea at least i dont care anymore, well i mean i still care im just not mad about the stupid shit anymore
To My Friends
Bitchy Comments I am starting a grop B.B.F. The Big Beautiful Freaks. If you are as freaky as i am then this is a group for u. If you are proud that u are sexy sedutive and as nasty as u wanna be then holla at me. Y should we be judged cause we like it nasty. Rules: 1)you have to be level 10 or greater. 2)must have a pic of ur self in ur albums 3)you must inter act with other members 4)don't be shy to tell the most freakest thing u have done So u wanna join you must mail me first and tell me y you should be a member and last of all put B.B.F Member in your name Hey guys do u love B.B.W's? Do yu love them when they are Freaky? Come and join B.B.F.L? Were u can be u and ppl don't judge u cause u a big Freak like 24HrFreak. Rules: 1)you have to be level 10 or greater. 2)must have a pic of ur self in ur albums 3)you must inter act with other members 4)don't be shy to tell the most freakest thing u have done So u wanna join you
Internet Spys
I seem to have developed a couple of spys..who check out my friends pages to see what I am sending them..and checks out mine to. I have confronted one..so I think hes developed a couple of new ids to check my page out..and others.. so he thinks I don't know whats going on. Anyways, if your gonna spy on me.. just use your original name. TY!!
Leveling
Less then 5,000 to go ya'll!
Sos, Im Thinking Too Much Help Me Now..plz?
OK here's the thang, i have a song stuck in my head and i ..can ..NEVER remember the name, now...i'm going fraggin loopy, here's some scattered lyrics, hawllppp plsssss? we had broken up for good jsut an hour before.(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba) the juke box plays a song i used to know (that ba shit) we had been together for a million years(babashit) They just dont ride like that anymore, no they dont! omg be kind, stop this torture~
Peule
Time
sEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" Fellas TiTLE iT "" GiRLFRiEND APPLiCATION Some of these questions are dumbe so feel free to add some of your own, of course answer and then have me fill it out! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday:. 5. Hobbies: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you ever ask me out? 5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 8.Would you walk on the beach with me? 9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me? 13.Do you think I'm cute? 14. If you could change anything about me -would you? 15.Would you dance with me? 16.Would you c
Untitled
Somewhere I see a beautiful horizon ahead of me. Dreams whisper across the vast ocean of my tears. Alas, what is this I see? A new beginning just for me. Tiny hands grasp my fingers, the tendrils of love wrap around my heart. I hold this precious life so very close to me, as this life is what I give unto thee.
Search Yourself
Dreaming of days past, never will anything last, finding yourself lost, you search.. days go by, weeks neverending, only to realize.. all you had been searching for you already had the answers to.. search inside yourself, you'll be surprised at just how much truth you will find.
Welcome To My World
You thought it was just another fairy tale; You thought it was just a dream, just wait the best has yet to come; the clock is ticking so hear me well. My purpose in this drab little world will soon arrive, let's just see if you'll survive. Dampened earth tainted in a carpet of sanguine dreams, oh how I loved to hear you scream, writhing that delicate flesh beneath me, all that's left now is your useless head. Come to me, my child of sin. Welcome to my world.

Hi Fubar friends, I am happy to report I am not single anymore ... I have found my mr.right...I am happy that I found him hopefully we will be married by valentines day!!!! hopefully if all works as planned....I love this man with all my heart.... hope everyone finds their happiness.... much love,Becky
Rsl?
Are you a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime? Pay attention to what you read. After you read this, you will know the reason it was sent to you! People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. REASON: When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.
Carly Simon
Naughty Stuff
We decided to spend the day at the park, just the two of us. Due to our hectic work schedules, we'd not had a lot of time recently to devote to each other. After walking hand in hand for awhile, we stop and turn to face each other. You pull me to you, embrace me and kiss me deeply.Oh what your kisses do to me! I look deep into your eyes and feel my body start to tingle. A sensual warmth spreads throughout my entire being. I want you and I can't wait until we get home. I lean into you and whisper in your ear how much I want you. I see that you feel the same way by the look in your eyes and the sign of your interest growing in your pants. I grab your hand and lead you to a small clearing in the trees, out of the main sight of the general public, but not completely hidden either. I get down on my knees in front of you and slowly unzip your pants and open them enough to let your now rock hard member loose. I am almost drooling at the sight of you! I run my tongue up your shaft and ligh

To the ladies out there- Treat yourself as if you were a queen. DO NOT settle for anything less than you deserve! No ring or money or promise is worth settling for. If he doesn't treat you the way you want to be treated or make you feel the way you want to feel, then he is not worth your time, effort, love, or affection. You know you've found the right one when he feels like he doesn't deserve you. That in his eyes, you and you alone are so desirable and wonderful in every single way, he can't even fathom the fact that you would even give him a chance. That is the man every Woman dreams of and that is the man every Woman deserves. But ladies, always, always remember, just because this man worships the ground you walk on does not mean he deserves to be treated any less than the five star treatment he gives you. As a Woman you are a diamond and he is the gold. What would that ring be without one or the other?
Just Wanted To Say ...
I am new to all this so I just wanted to make sure I say thanks and acknowledge everyone!! Since I am still taking baby steps around the bar!! You all have made me feel real welcome and I just wanted to say thank you!!! All my best....... Christa
Random Thoughts
Well today is one of those days I just wanna give up and not vare. I"m sick of feeling like in i'm this by myself. I"m not sure why
Mean People...
Auction
OK! ITS THAT TIME OF THE..WEEK AGAIN, IM HOSTING YET ANOTHER SMALL AUCTION, ALTHOUGH THIS ONE WILL BE LONGER THAN THE LAST! THE ENTERING FEE IS 5,000 FUBUCKS FIRST OFF, THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA!! IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE, ADDRESS ME, AND DO IT POLITELY. SECONDLY, PLEASE RESPECT ANYONE WHO ENTERS THIS AUCTION BELOW ARE POSSIBLE BIDS, AND THE AMOUNT GRANTED FOR EACH! BELOW ARE CASH ITEMS, AND MATERIAL ITEMS I HAVE CONVERTED INTO FUBUCKS SO AS TO TOP THE HIGHEST BID EASIER SALUTES NSFW – 40,000 FUBUCKS SFW – 20,000 FUBUCKS VIPS 1 MONTH – 100,000 FUBUCKS 3 MONTH – 500,000 FUBUCKS 6 MONTH – 800,000 FUBUCKS 12 MONTH – 1,000,000 FUBUCKS BLASTS 1 DAY – 100,000 FUBUCKS 2 DAY – 250,000 FUBUCKS 3 DAY – 500,000 FUBUCKS HAPPY HOUR - 5,000,000 FUBUCKS ANY SIGNED PIECE OF CLOTHING - 50,000 FUBUCKS ALL BIDDING WILL BE DONE
Damn It
it says create your first blog I thought this was my second and whats more I can afford shit I only got 90 fuckbucks. WTF what jip is there anyone that can tell me(no I wont go to help) I dont like help from owners and I stay away from authority figures tooo that anyone can tell me wtf is a fan or ok imm pissed
Thank You All
just want to say some special thanks to these awesome members who help me so hard to level up yesterday I hope i've forgotten nobody if yes tell it to me, my bar tab doesn't work correctly since a few days thx and hugs to all buttafli kisses@ fubar Denno666666@ fubar blue eye devil enforcer of fire and ice leveling crew@ fubar Sunsetbeauty~ Founder of Fire and Ice Crew@ fubar MrsVain ~~~Member of Fire and Ice!!!~~~~@ fubar Billy*Fire and Ice Punisher*@ fubar Txkitten83~Owner of Fire & Ice~ Asst. Mgr. of Fire & Ice Leveling Family~@ fubar nice_girl_4_now@ fubar ~*~N_B_K~*~BADBOY~4~life~co/founder of Fire and Ice Crew~*~@ fubar ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ Co-Founder of Total Chaos Leveling Crew@ fubar Fireant
My Blog
Yes i want fubucks only... it's for an upcoming contest... so plz don't get angry with me... but i need them, ok? thanks you guys. So you wanna be little play toy? Show mama some love then... Come on, show me how you like it :O I'm a slut for asking for fubucks for my pics or a modern fu-businesswoman?
Holiday Contest
Hello everyone, I will be hosting my first contest starting at 9:00 P.M. Eastern Time December 15th and ending at 9:00 P.M. Eastern Time December 26th. This will be a comment contest. There will be 3 winners. First place 600,000 Fubucks, second place 150,000 Fubucks and third place 50,000 Fubucks. You may submit any pic you like as long as it is not NSFW. If you would like to enter simply send me a mail. Anyone may join so please tell your friends. Thanks and Good luck!
Comment Contest
come and make your bid you will get all that is said and we can always talk about more just click on this pic And start bidding its that easy
Fu Marriages Are Rediculous
sure...fubar is a tolerable way to kill some time but for the love of god people....ITS THE INTERNET! meeting peope on the net is fine...but mature aldults having fu hubbys and wives?...it's really kind of gay dontcha think? perhaps a bit less time in fatansy land and a bit more in reality...may help with that bi polar disorder you are...or should be...medicated for...it's called A LIFE you should try it.
Weather
I was awaken this morning by a huge crash, not knowing what it was at the time I took a few minutes before I checked on the sound. I look out my window and 1/2 of a tree was on my shed then 20 min later another section of the tree came down but this time on my home. Kinda freaky just needed to let it out, Thanks for stopping.
Holiday In Your Heart
At night At night I lay and think of you hoping my wishes and dreams come true At night I wonder can this be the end is this all that's left At night I wish we could go to the way things were At night I lay and cry about the things that happened and how it all ended At night I lay and think of us, I mean you and I At night I realize there's no more us At night I dream of us together again At night I wish for us to be together again But in the morning I realize it was all At Night done by christine Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered '
The Grinch Who Smoked Christmas
The Grinch Who Smoked Christmas Now the Who’s down in Whoville had really good pot But the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not. He’d scraped out the resin that stuck to his bowl And re-rolled all the roaches that he could re-roll. And there with the winter snow freezing his bones He sat on his mountain-top starting to Jones His eyes were all bleary his head it was sore And all he could think of was trying to score. I can see them all now with their heads all a spinnin’ Their eyes are half open; they’re stupidly grinnin’. They’ve drawn their Who draperies across their Who blinds they’ve stoked up their Who bongs they’re out of their minds. They’ve burned out their brain cells with fat sticks of Tai; And Panama Red; it brings tears to my eyes. There’s gooey black hash that they’ve burned under glass And skunky Hawaiian; man this just burns my ass. They’ve munched out on nachos, on pretzels, on chips; they’ve dipped them
Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled
This Is How I Feel
I'm feeling really unappreciated. Your takin` my love for granted, babe. and I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. And lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. Woke up this morning and saw your face And you didn't look the same as yesterday. I got the feeling that you can't seem to see, Where you want to be. And lately it ain't been the same at all. When you're here its like I'm invisible I still can't seem to see where I went wrong. Cause I'm feeling I'm feeling really unappreciated. Your takin` my love for granted, babe. and I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. And lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. Lately our house is not a home You come in, take a shower and then say I'm gone. What am I to do When my heart says leave But my feet won't move And today is our anniver
Just A Country Man
Jimmy as we all called him is so missed I only ask for him to help me once before in 2007 & he brought the whole posse and after the creep left I said Jimmy whats up with all the crew I just asked you to help why the crew ??? And he said Bob you've never asked me for help before so I thought you needed alot of us !!! As I one more time needed help jimmy didn't hesitate to say sure now problem Bob I'll help you any time !!! He was the Best Brother I had I could tell him any thing and he would keep it to him self !!! Even when I've cried I can still hear him say buck up chef it will be ok and rarely said I Love you "But always showed it !!!any time we needed each other we were always there for one and other !!! I LOVE YOU JIMMY !!! And hope mom and Debbie are not trying to get you to play Bingo.Love always your Brother Brother Robert E/go to his guest book at /http://www.legacy.com/gb2/default.aspx?bookid=6081810920683&cid=full $$$Make More Money Part Time Then at your full time job$$
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A Difficult Realationship
.We go through this world,like we really do live as The Matrix.We are tied to tubes that feeds us.WE live as society wants us to,and exspect us to,and the greatest fear is that life support is unplugged and we really have to learn how to live on our on.We have to make the decisions,of how we live,breath and die.WE know death is no getting out of it,But,it is the in between we are unable to comprehend.WE have a husband trying to make ends meet,and a wife searching for that feeling of belonging somewheres anywheres.WE have a son that is,trying live up to exspectation of his parents,and a daughter who needs anybody,somebody to hear her cry.We live in an age of time that what we want is the only thing that is important,and to hell with anyone else.WE feed off the emotions of others to fit our desires,and yet dont see if we would give that inch and stop taking that mile,life would be more as it is suppose to be.WE expect our spouses to bring home the bacon,cook it up and feed it to us,Men
Just Complaing
omg i cant be live it the town i left to return to here is completly aout of power.HAHAHA serves them right for being a racist town. My ex that beat me lives there with all his snobby ass family serves them right. i dont wish it on any one but this is just what goes around comesa around. hahahahahahahahahhahahahmuahhahahahahahahah.I love the evil me. well kisses to yall and good luck., (*) hey so im walking down the street to the local grocer and i stumble upon a lottery tickit take it to the counter and scan it and it was a winner i found ten dollars on the ground. i was happy and went and bought me a new shirt to celebrate if that wasnt luckey enough as i was walking home my phone rang and my sister invited me to a party at big louies on saterday yayayaayyyyy. Ilove the holidays. All except for the fake love that goes around anyways Have a great day and talk later. ouch my cod dont u hate it when u wake up and your tooth is hurting. WELL I DOOO> grrrrrrr. I broke my foot a couple o
Contest
Well everyone i have joined a Santa hat contest and i would need some loving. SO could you all leave a couple comment for me please ^_^ thanks http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1077626&albumid=725166&i=622745891
Today
i want it to be hot outside......at least 105'. sleet and snow serve no purpose to me. i love the sun..beating on your skin, feeling the warmth, makes you feel all hot and steamy, getting tan, relaxing, drinking a daquari, listening to music, wearing nothing ( thank god for privacy fences) just enjoying what nature brings in the summertime, laying next to the pool and hearing all the little bugs: locust, honey bees, wood bees ( i play baseball with those) birds singing cause their happy its summer. ive always loved summer more than winter. i do like some aspects of winter, movie watching, fireplaces, hot tea, snuggling, snuggling, snuggling. but always my favorite season will be: SUMMER. whats you favorite season? and im tired of being alone....the silence screams out to be released from its box.
Met An Awesome Man....
Transsoulmania
A. A. Milne: One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. Abraham Maslow: The key question isn't "What fosters creativity?" But it is why in God's name isn't everyone creative? Where was the human potential lost? How was it crippled? I think therefore a good question might be not why do people create? But why do people not create or innovate? We have got to abandon that sense of amazement in the face of creativity, as if it were a miracle if anybody created anything. Albert Einstein: You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created. Albert Einstein: Technological change is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. Albert Einstein: The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift. Arthur Koestler: Creativity is a type of learning process where the teache
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Dreams
Rules For Being Happy
There are lots of so called 'professional' opinions from professional people giving you professional guidance to being happy (with the term being self defining....YOU determine what makes you happy). One of the better ones follow: Remember the 5 simple rules to being happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred...FORGIVE 2. Free your mind from worries... MOST NEVER HAPPEN 3. Live simply...APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE 4. Give more...IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER 5. Expect less...YOU WON'T BE SO DISAPPOINTED . Now, with that being said I'd like to narrow the focus a bit.....give you my very unprofessional input as to my rules to make me happy and for treating people. Like I said, I'm not a professional so I've narrowed my list to three items: 1. be happy (as I mentioned, it's self defining) 2. never intentionally hurt anyone 3. know love (if you have love everything else falls into place) With that in mind and with the coming of the Christmas season I'd like every one of y
Best Of Friends
The best of friends, Can change a frown, Into a smile, when you feel down. The best of friends, Will understand, Your little trials, And lend a hand. The best of friends, Will always share, Your secret dreams, Because they care. The best of friends, Worth more than gold, Give all the love, A heart can hold.
Pic Requests From Friends
You make me a salute... I make you a salute.... its that easy lemme kno... i collect 1 finger salutes(givin the good ol' middle finger). if you have 1 or 2 you'd care to share w/ me please let me kno and ill add them to my collection folder. if your willing to make me a custom 1 finger salute even better. im willin to trade for those and ill make a salute to you. ne questions or comments please dont hesitate to ask.
Im An October Hottie!
♥ JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and you
Elephant & Camel
An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?" "Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face.
The 12 Pains Of Christmas (video Song)
Just Something Sweet
Once I had a heart of stone For it had surley lost its home It could not love or wanted too But in my life, then came you. The stones began to fall away As happiness began to fill my day A feeling so sweet and special too Could this be love, I pray is true. My heart now sings a song of love For I know that it was sent from above My heart is warm, there is no cold Hard no more, but with wings of gold. It soars above the sky so high Sometimes I think of why and cry My heart now sings a loving song For the part of me I thought was gone. The gift that you have given me Is so important, can't you see No more sadness or being alone For now my heart returns to home.
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Actual Australian Court Docket 12659---case Of The Pregnant Lady
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
My Father
i miss my father its only been 2 years Dec 11 2005, the day I lost my dad was the hardest day ive ever had to deal with. Thinking back to all the times I had to spend with him and the good times we had this song came to mind. I know i will never have another moment with him He'll never be able to walk me down the isle when i get married and he will never again get to play and spend time with his grandkids kids and wife. The best timesare those times you have left with the ones you love the most. To all of you be kind to who you have left say what you can and be the best person you can be because youll never again have that person in your life to talk to and cry with and laugh with Miss Me -- But Let Me Go Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I come to the end of the road And the sun has set for me I want no rites in a gloom-filled room. Why cry for a soul set free? Miss me a little--but not too long And not
Darkangeleyes
Okay I admit that while I wasnt really expecting sunshine every day when I moved out here from Iowa, it would be nice if it wasnt so fricking cold. the rain is a bummer but it is better than snow. WELL I HAD WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY 13 MONTHS ALMOST 14 MONTHS AGO AND I HAVE LOST 215LBS...I AM HAPPY BUT I AM SICK. ONE DAY I CAN EAT ,THE NEXT I CANT. I HAVENT FELT GOOD, AND DONT HAVE THE MEDICAL INSURANCE TO GO TO THE DR. SO I SIT HERE SHUT MY MOUTH AND GET GRUMPY. I AM THE ONLY ONE OUT OF 7 IN THIS HOUSE THAT GIVES A DAMN ABOUT CHRISTMAS, I LIVE WITH SCROOGES. I DONT WANT GIFTS I WANT A DAMN TREE AND LIGHTS.
Between Friends... The Road Never Ends
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE.
I Got Elfed
Baby, Oh Baby
Well, on Friday my oldest son had to bring home from school his brand new, "baby" daughter, which he named, Sabrina. For his sex-ed class, he is required to bring home a fully automated doll that cries and needs to be fed, and changed, etc. So far, things are not going well for Chris. The baby is crying every 10-15 minutes and has wanted to be fed or changed each of these times. LOL...this has greatly upset Chris. I'm glad that he is getting this experience. Although I know that it's nothing like having an actual baby, it does show him that he needs to be constantly responsible for something other than himself. Even if it's only for a good grade right now. Hopefully it helps him to make better decisions for himself when faced with being intimate with someone and using protection. I'll keep everyone posted.....
Quotes About The U.s. Marine Corps
"Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets." - Unknown "There is NO job in the Field Artillery for the weak, the timid or the indecisive." - Unknown "Artillery adds dignity, to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl" - Frederick the Great, king of Germany, 1740 to 1786 "Gunners will always fight together, drink together, laugh together, and morn together." - Unknown A Toast to the Guns By them we live, For them we would die. Whatever the Mission, We'll give it a try. We'll serve them with Honor For they are the ones; That make us Artillerymen, So here's to the Guns: TO THE GUNS!! - Unknown "You can't describe the moral lift, when in the fight your spirits weary hears above the hostile fire, Your own artillery. Shells score the air like wavy hair from a forward battery. As regimental cannon crack While from positions further back, in bitter sweet song overhead crashing discordantly Division's
My Walking Soul,
WALKING too you in the bright misty sky. My toes are wet as I come your way. Tears fall from branches as the rain falls. Stars shine high as the snow starts to cover your warm heart beating soul. Embracing your arms as we feel the heat. The snow starts to melt, sickles drip in our windy kiss. Your feet brush the grass as i carry you though, the light of my SOUL.
A Must Read Story For All Our Troops An Thierloved Ones !!!!!!
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
But You Did Not See Me
I saw you but you didn't see me I was just a biker I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you; roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you did
Vip Give Away
Hi Everyone.. I'm in a one year VIP give away and need 60,000 comments. If you could please help bomb me..Thank you!!!
Fu Marriage
Just a reminder that tonight is our fu marriage to the lovely and sexy dream goddess. We hope to see you all there. Clicking on the link in the invite doesnt work so i will put it below so you can cut and paste it in your browser. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52631
Magnum
(repost of original by 'Joyridin ---Dirty Bitch Crew' on '2008-01-03 18:43:14')
Okey Dokey
Well, here I sit. I ususally write my blogs on MySpace, but thinking of changing them to Fubar instead. It's Sunday afternoon, raining and cold. This is the 8th weekend in a row that I have stayed home all weekend...not a record, but working on it. Just havent been in the mood to do anything, my neice even tried to get me to be her designated driver last night. I'd rather sit in the warm. Cookin up a storm though...thats my stress relief I guess....I love to cook! I turned my niece into a fubar nut this weekend, Check her out....Baby J....shes in my friends and family...She just had surgery this past week and is off for 2....little shit is moving right up there fast....shes a hoot...AND DANCE....watchin her out, makes me wanna spank her ass..but hell, we all grow up dont we? Well...thought I'd get her some publicity Till next time.......
Winter Weather
We are under a winter storm watch and ice storm watch at least until tomorrow morning. How wonderful is that?! Right now the temp is 33 degrees and supposed to drop down to 26 tonight. It's been raining ALL day and supposed to rain through the night, turning into freezing rain. With the temp. dropping, it'll turn into ice. I was lucky enough to have missed the last ice storm that Springfield got last winter. I was still in NC, but I called here every week. People were without power over a week long. And now the people of Springfield are continously talking about the weather we're having now and comparing it to last winter. I am NOT a happy camper so far and don't expect to be the rest of the winter. The south is beginning to look better and better every day. And to think, I left the south to move to the midwest because my family is here. SheeZ! Am I a glutton for punishment or what? Ah well ... life goes on. I have power, ( so far ), I have the computer to spend time on Fubar, I hav
Help!!!! My Bed's Been Invaded By Baby Dolls, Hair Brushes, And A Two Year Old Saying "ewwww"
Rack 'em again Boyz.... Dec 30, '07 12:26 PM for everyone I found a new passion.... who'd thunk it... Playing Pool... now mind you-- I have never never ever ever played pool in a bar before... watched plenty of other's play... but never myself... Growing up I'd play pool at my grandparent's house (when we weren't using the table as a bed to sleep on) and when the video game craze hit and you actually had game rooms to go to, I'd play pool there... but we are talking at least 20 some years since my hand held a pool stick... Well last night when my date and I didn't connect up for the night, and a co-worker of mine needed an "out" with her derk da der date... we decided to go bowling and still have a good night-- well we get there and the lanes are full-- no open lanes... so we decided to go check out THE JACK OF CLUBS which has now opened up under new management.... I get carded at the door-- now mind you, I am wellllll over the age of 41.... I felt flattered by this (I di
More Thoughts
All day my mind is consumed with the thoughts of you What are you doing? Are you thinking of me? I would love to kiss you and feel your arms around me To hear your sexy and smooth voice How did you do this to me? How did I allow you in my mind? In my heart? Am I selfish? Is this fair? Fair that I want you? Fair that you want me? What the hell did you do to me? Making me feel things I haven't felt in such a long time What am I going to do with you? Should I give in with no care? No care of what might happen to what we have? What we share? All day my mind is consumed with thoughts of you Why is this happening to me? You opened something inside of me that I wasn't suppose to share Now you have a piece of that Why aren't I taking it back? Why haven't I said goodbye? Damn. What the hell did you do to me To have me so rapped up into you? I even have thoughts of missing you All day my mind is consumed with the thought of you.
A Kiss
Stirring in each others eyes we move our faces closer together. Our lips touch with eagerness and anticipation. My hands in your hair Yours on my face I seductively suck and lick your bottom lip. I feel you tense against my body Your tongue penetrates my mouth and I feel the wetness against mine. We dance with our tongues Moving them in and out and around each others mouths. Exploring Knowing each other moves Our bodies pressed together I feel our hearts beat We moan in each others mouths as our movements begin to quicken You pull away and we began to catch our breaths We stair at on another with our eyes glazed over I lean in again I place my lips on yours and then We start again. Rain on me your sweet chocolate kisses.You melt on my lips and I begin to taste you with my tongue MMM you taste so sweet as you swirl around in my mouth and smoothly slide down my throatYour sweet chocolate kisses I am so addicted toand you are just right for my sweet toothRain on
Star Spangle Banner
The Star Spangled Banner Lyrics By Francis Scott Key 1814 Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep, Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swor
Morph Pics...
Ok, it's been a while since my last rant, and I guess it's been a while cuz I'm just not here very much. Spending a lot of time on the dirt bikes, working, hanging out with friends, etc. So here goes... Today, I about fucking snapped when I saw this morph pic: http://full.pca1.fubar.com/52/36/756325/1981446654.gif (Copy and paste into your browser, I don't know why they don't have UBB code on here and I'm too lazy to do it in HTML) What the fuck were you thinking?? Your big fat ass morphing into the body of a girl 1/2 your age in 100x better shape than you are...What the FUCK are you trying to say with that picture?? I swear to fucking God I HATE these fucking morph pictures. Anyone with 2 fucking brain cells can open up Adobe Image Ready and morph 1 picture into another. Don't think you're anything special by being able to make an animated gif. Those people with more than 2 brain cells are smart enough NOT to put these fucking retarded morphing pictures onto their
Just Some Random "real Man" For Me! Lmmfao
from: Zack Attack date: 2007-12-09 12:51:09 subject: you and me read receipt: No replied: No block user girl, me and you have sooooo much potential. I am going to look at it from a real man's point of view here..... not every stallion can handle a sweet thoroughbred like yourself, but we can make it happen... PROFILE COMMENT: girl, you got way too much shit all over your page. it makes you seems neurotic. what the fuck is wrong with your head? ROFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO show him some LUV everyone!!! hehehehehehe
Rants
Trust is a huge issue with me. I don't give it out often, but when I do, it's 100%. Lately I've noticed that trust is traded freely as if it were a dime stock on the exchange. There was a time when someone's word meant something, but that time is long gone. It makes me sick when someone acts one way in private and tells you things they swear are just between the two of you and you find out that everyone else knows. They act one way with you, then another with everyone else. Some say that's not lieing, but I think it is. IF you make someone feel special, only to let them later find out that they are one of many interacting with you in the exact same way, you're a liar. You're not doing that person any favors. It makes you wonder how many secrets you told that person that have been spread around like wildfire. One day, the people who do this will have to face their biggest fear, they will be all alone and will have only themselves to blame. That's right fukers, Wolfie's on his way back.
Black Sunshine
Today I have a few moments to think about how things have gone for me the past year. I am preparing things for x-mas in my tiny basement area and this space is slowly becoming livable, something I really didn't have or feel for pretty much close to 3 years! Granted there are still things yet to unpack... but the last year has been one of many transitions. In November of last year I said goodbye to everything I have known my whole life, other than the butt-load of crap I carry with me from place to place. I got a rude welcome by the Colorado weather and as usual got screwed around by stupid people in stupid apartment leasing offices. However, I was not about to let any of that stop me or get me down. The best thing is I got a job right off the bat and it has done well for me all year. Now the winter is much calmer, I don't have to lease an apartment, and my friends and family are just great. When I first came here I wrote a blog about how I didn't miss Texas and how I was not true
Respect
Respect, what is respect? The condition of being honored (esteemed or respected or well regarded); An attitude of admiration, An courteous expression (by word or deed) of esteem or regard; A feeling of friendship and esteem; Courteous regard for people's feelings. I realize that people have many reasons for what they do. Sometimes unintentional sometimes intentional. Many would say they are having fun on here. Many would say they were having fun until someone was disrespectful or having fun at their expense. It is very cool for people to talk about anything they like, that is one of our rights in this country. It isn't cool to be disrespectful to others. The sad thing is the disrespectful person is being disrespectful of them self as well. I often wonder why is it that so many males are disrespectful to women? Do they talk dirty to their Grandmothers, Mothers, Sisters, Aunts, Wife, Daughters or Granddaughters? Then why would they talk dirty to women they do not know
Naughtybuttnice
Hey guys , I Love Fubar! I am a outgoing girl , that loves to play. Write me and i will always answer. I work alot , but after work i love to play on the phone yes phone sex :) Email me lets chat or play. Tell me how naughty you really are ... Ashlee My Favorite Links http://www.naughtybuttnice.com
Book Of Silence
I whisper to the moon on heaven's fire stones eyes of fire bloomed in ending paths of blood I lie beside myself a disgrace of me to be unrealized my death I scream my pain to see Blackest as the night the soul poured fear and rising through with eyes a golden dawn betrayal Shifting snow blind rose twisted mind to kill a serious smile uphold nightmares come to heal A fallen morning sun the reddest brightest night a laughter of painful clutch a black star died tonight Deadly final sin damned marked tongues dispersed brightest in skull is time to die my love As the minutes spread the pain became stronger humans regret their sins but is too late to wonder The time has come as your life came is gone you'll be forced to see the pain all your children gone The blood, the evil, the shame regrets of what you did but mercy doesn't exist you took it all in perspective Heal, that's all we came here to do shame, of things we all have done love, the love we th
Kymmie
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Carolina's Crazy Blog!!
I am so darn bored & alone here in ERIE PA this place really sucks why is it no one in ERIE will ask me out ? I would like an evening out whether it is an evening out dancing with the girls ...or an evening out dancing & chilling with the guys COME ON people !! before I get bored & go to bed !! I have several videos of myself ... this is one of me dancing on a Saturday Night... Its like this ....and like THAT !! CAROLINA DANCINGAdd to My Profile | More Videos October 2009 ....Come & join My Group Cruise !! Body: I just want to make sure that I personally invite all my Friends for my birthday Cruise Next year onboard Carnival Victory . We will be sailing October 18, 2009 out of San Juan Puerto Rico . The itinerary will be a 7 day cruise featuring the Southern Caribbean Ports. And all cabins booked with my Group will get $100 ONBOARD CREDIT! We are also setting up a pre cruise cocktail party befor
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The Move
Yay finally the whole family made it here to kentucky. Talk about a long trip 2 vehicles 2 dogs 3 kids and 2 adults with 2000 miles behind us yesh! Now all that remains is to call abf the moving company and schedule our drop for the trailer we loaded and unpack that then head back out on the boat after I help becky get this shit unpacked. The kids seem excited and its funny watching the dogs chase the squirrels in the back yard which they never saw before. anyhow just ranting again YAY!
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i have a project as a final for one of my college class, we're doing a presentation on the concept of a perfect body, my portion is to get a demographic on peoples personal preferences to conteract the idea of an ideal body; i.e. everyones tastes are different. Honesty Please and feel free to decline to answer any uncomfortable questions. Perference on a Female Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Breast Size (a/b,c/d,dd+): Genital Hair (none, trimmed, natural): Butt Size (small, apple bottom/juicy, badonkadonk): Perference on a Male Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Body Hair (none, little to fair amount,
My Wedding
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IDK but for some reason I feel so lost in my own head...I love my new home and Texas is great but there is just something a miss...I feel empty some how and everytime i think i fill that void it somehow never seems right...I want more from this life and dont know how to find it...No one is what they seem to be anymore and no one has any trust nor can they be trusted...it is a sick feeling...I want to not be so hard and cold on the inside but I cant let it down...How do i let it down!? Scars not visible to the naked eye but forever a reminder of what has been...how do you erase those?! Deep seeded hurt and sadness from days gone by alone or with some one but alone all the same....I dont know where to go from here...start my new job Monday...should be excited...no emotion...so drained...cant sleep cause my mind never stops and I am trapped there...Where is my happy place?!