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Fortune Cookie Tales
Thing of how you can assist on a problem,not who to blame. Learn Chinese-Very Important-Hun Jung Yel lol need that one for work! Enhance your karma by being kind to everyone you encounter. Learn Chinese: Girlfriend - neu pun yau The greatest medicine id the emptyness of everything(deep) Learn Chinese-Hopeful-Yao Xe Waon
Deleting My Cherrytap
hey everyone whoa ctually cares enough to read my shit i think i might delte my fubar account because i dont want fake friends its pointless and people just use it to look at ur photos which is kool and all love the comments but i dont know i dont beleive half the stuff people tell me on ti and i know its funny i just think i will let me knkow
The Scorpion
Grandchildren Are Grand!!!!!!!
I have a new grand son he's 2 months old. he has his own website parkersakurai.com. I also have a new house to live in here in NY! In Feb.'08 I will be a grandma for the 6th time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All boys!!!!
Crazy Bout Her
she is so sexy. her smile, her laugh, her personality....... everything about her makes me want her more. but how do i tell her when im scared. scared she wont care. im so confused what should i do?!?!?!?!?!
Points????????????????
but I don't really care about the points system on here. I will gladly give points to any page I visit, but I'm not that into it. I justed wanted another way to express myself and meet other people. I appologize if I have upset anyone with this information, but that's just my own personal opinion. Stay cool.
Show Her Some Fu Luvv
Hey all.. Can you help out a friend? I am trying for my first 7 day blast and need lots of comments.. please help!! thanks much! babygurl CANDLE MANN WILL HOOK UP PEEPS WITH DRINKS AND EVEN BIG PIMPIN GIFTS IF YOU DO ENOUGH COMMERNTS..PLEASE ALSO KEEP REPOSTING THE C2 BULLY THANX CM..
Undecided
I'm for sale ........LOL Body: I'm for sale Here's the rules of Fubar Adoption.... If ur a guy u must pick a girl, if ur a girl u must pick a guy. Put in the subject "I'm For Sale" and see who wants to own you. The first person to send u a message sayin "I own you" owns you. It's that simple... P.S. repost cause it is funny and surprising to see who gets you FIRST you must do it even if you are taken Well right now im between school, going for nursing and for business management... But some friends and family members tell me i should go to school for photography because they say i would be really good at it, i like taking pictures, i think its fun, but growing up seeing both my parents in and out of the hospital from being sick all the time thats when i decided i wanted to be a nurse... but then my friend told me since i was so good with computers and people that i should go to school for administrative assistant... but ive also been writing since i was 7 so journalism i
Waiting
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.
Weights Off My Chest
I'M TIRED OF BEING LONELY... I'M TIRED OF BEING SAD... I'M TIRED OF BEING THE BLAME FOR EVERYTHING... I'M TIRED OF GUYS STARTING OUT SO KIND AND ENDING UP SO MEAN TOWARDS ME... I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING TRUSTED, EVEN WHEN ALL I'VE EVER BEEN WAS HONEST... I'M TIRED OF TELLING THE TRUTH AND HAVING IT THROWN IN MY FACE WITH EVERY ARGUEMENT... I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING ALLOWED TO FORGET MY PAST... I'M TIRED OF GIVING UP WHAT I WANT... I'M TIRED OF SACRIFICING WHAT I NEED... I'M TIRED OF MY HEART HURTING ALL THE TIME... I'M TIRED OF BEING TOLD I CANNOT DO SOMETHING WHEN IT'S OKAY FOR OTHERS... I'M TIRED OF BEING TOLD WHAT I AM ALLOWED AND AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO (I'M 21 YEARS OLD)... I'M TIRED OF FORGETTING MY DREAMS... I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING ALLOWED TO BE MYSELF... I'M TIRED OF BEING LIED TO... I'M TIRED OF BEING ACCUSED OF LYING... I'M TIRED OF BEING ACCUSED OF SHOWING OFF TO OTHERS IN ARGUMENTS... I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING STRESSED... I'M TIRE
I Am Rock
J-rocker Miyavi starts afresh in 2007 with his long-awaited new single! Last year, Miyavi released his album Miyaviuta and staged a series of innovative dokuso concerts in September 2006, just in time for his 25th birthday. The artist already has a new album set for July release, and he was recently announced as the final member of superband SKIN, alongside Gackt, Yoshiki, and Sugizo. For now though, fans will have to be content with his latest double A-side single, which contains two new pop rock tracks - Sakihokoru Hana no Yo ni produced by Sakuma Masahide of The Plastics and Kabuki BOIZ produced by m.c.A.T. The release also includes an additional dokuso track. This edition comes with a DVD containing the Kabuki BOIZ music video. get it here before they're sold out and you are left crying in your sake!! Thanks to a friend of mine, I was introduced to the awesomeness that is J-Rock and I have been hooked ever since!! So, put your ears into some of this and the graphic says i
Relationships,relationshitts,sex,kids@other Crazy Fucked Up Shit
Bombing Family
BombShellBombersFamily@ fubar These lovely ladies, a few choice men, are looking for fellow bombers. Want to be in a family, where you can call upon them at anytime to help you with contests....Come by, pay them a visit.
Tarot Card
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take
To My Friends
please rate ty wildatheart she rawks I apologize I have not forgotten any of u i just have been a lil preoccupied with my nephew no need to go into details but I will try to check up when I can. special hi to u pretty lady (u know who u r)
She..........
Since years people ask me "what's your woman type"..... I read this somewhere and i can def say that she has to be like that or just in part... Am I too picky ??!! :p :: pretty smile:: tough :: soft :: strong :: stubborn :: sensual:: intelligent :: hot:: vulnerable :: crazy :: know what I need :: fight for what I want :: motivated :: determined :: beautiful:: love to laugh :: like to cry :: have a career :: can take care of myself :: like feeling special :: friendly until annoyed :: dedicated :: devoted :: I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who holds your hand just to feel your touch. I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead. Im the girl who smiles each time you enter a room. I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for wh
Advisory
If you find yourself riding a horse at full speed and you notice a giraffe is beside you, an elephant is in front of you, and a lion is behind you... You're Drunk. Get off the Carousal.
Morph Master
I have been told I am the best at making morphs. THese are a few of the ones I have done. If you would like one message me and we can talk about how you will get one. I have about every image you can imagine. If i dont have it link it to me if you dont know how I can explain it to you. The first Pic is the link to my page. ¢ÔRocket¢Ô Marie I love you so much baby. You are my world!!!!¢¾¢¾¢¾@ fubar These are some of the morphs I have made.
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Thoughts Of Mind, Body & Soul
"God determines who walks into your life.... it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go." Life can give you a hundred reasons to cry, but you can give life a thousand reasons to smile. As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness, You'll Never get back! "whats meant to be, will always find a way!" "Look into
Color Of Friendship
Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The favorite. Green said: "Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority." Blue interrupted: "You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing." Yellow chuckled: "You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun." Orange started next to blow her trumpet: "I am the color of health and stren
My Stories
NSFW!!!!!! I walked into the department store just like another day, browsing through until something caught my attention. I was walking around when I suddenly realized I was in the lingerie department.I became immediately embarrassed for it was a small town and everybody knew everyones business. I quickly scanned the immediate area to see if anyone had noticed me and to my relief it appeared no one was around. After all it was quite late and the store wasn't going to be open much longer. This was the best time to shop, you felt like you had the store to yourself. I started to leave the area when a little black nightie caught my eye. I walked over and looked it over and then took it between my fingers and felt how soft and silky it was. It was the prettiest and sexiest nightie I had ever seen. I just had to try it on. I prayed that my size would be there and to my surprise it was! I took it to the back of the store where the fitting rooms are located and picked the furthest room fro
Oldy But A Goody
So I am chatting with my friend Christine who tends to get songs in her head...but can never remember the lyrics... and since we are chatting...she can't even hum the tune... and the girl is driving herself mad trying to remember what the song is... she has herself covinced it is Hall & Oates.... and she posts the most inchorent attempt at the lyrics... "and she wanders.....and she waannnnnder. noooooo one can make me feel....something someting. something....that's all I've got!" (Yeah, that's all she sent... ) but it comes to me in a moment... and it's Howard Jones... and I always liked the song... No One Is To Blame You can look at the menu but you just cant eat You can feel the cushions but you cant have a seat You can dip your foot in the pool but you cant have a swim You can feel the punishment but you cant commit the sin And you want her and she wants you We want everyone And you want her and she wants you No one, no one, no one ever is to blame You
Need Help To Godfather
these 2 ppl ppl are good friends of mine and need help to godfather so plz help them plz ÐJ ®Øó™@ fubar ^sin^@ fubar
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More Horoscope Stuff~
--------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Feb ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Mar -----------------MARCH BABY -------------------- Attractive
Sad Stuff!!! All Freinds Read!!!!!
.so the twiztid concert was the shit of course......but sad thing is my stalker still presists i might have to change my number cuz he found it and i had 45 missed calls from him in less then 45 mins hes insane i might have to get a restraining order what do you think? ok so i have to log off for a while i dont know when ill be back it could be a few days it could be a couple of months untill i get shit setteled MCL to all an show love im out ~Jette~
Here Goes...
this up coming weekend marks the beginning of the "i hate this time of year" thing for me.... (something which few people know, because I'm usually just down on 4 specific days, and fake a smile thru the rest during the period from 11-3 thru 12-15) but I think I'll explain since well.... I feel like it I guess. November 4th, 1947 - my Mother (Lynne)'s birthday December 13th, 1994 - Mom passed away. ((12 days of christmas....)) November 3rd, 1998 - my daughter Ashley (my "bright eyes") was born December 11th, 1998 - Ashley passed away from SIDS (sudden infant death syndrome) December 13th, 2006 - I watched my grandfather pass away (literally minutes -seconds even?- from being 12 yrs and 12 hrs after my mother's aniversary) ((see blog titled "a life lived well" for the full details.... I just don't feel like getting into it right now.)) anyway, a friend of the family, Daniel Wolfenbarger passed away on Tuesday of this week.... I've known him since I was a baby. I saw him
I'm So Mad
well last week i found that my man was talking to anothewr girl he told this girl he would meet her. the bad part is he said he would meet her 1 day after we had been together for 13 years. when i read this i was so heart broken. the bad part was the whole time it was me . but the thought of him wanting to meet her hurt me so bad.we talked about this and i let him know how bad he hurt me.but the hurt is still there.I love him with all my heart and want to grow old with this man.Why do ppl hurt the ones they love? well like everyone else on this damn site i made a pumkin that had my sreen name (gemini bitch) on it >i've had it on here for two days and then while i was on tonight they send me fu mail saying that i need to flag it nsfw what the hell it is my sreen name. so yeah i'm a little mad right now at this fucked up site
My Poems
You keep saying what have you done to me, but neither of us can figure out what. Your on my mind all through the day, and even at night, you invade my dreams. True love has hit us so very bad, that being apart is driving us mad. I wrote this poem after being hit by a car back in Janruary. Crosswalks People who walk, use crosswalks alot. But when people who drive, don't watch who's inside, a person can get hurt, or even die. So when you are making, a left or right turn, please pay attention and then make your turn. Fat Cat I've got a cat who's fat, a fat cat that sat. A belly so round, he can't get around, a fat cat at that.
Reportedly Mental
12,676 Points to go! till level 16 Help me blast away.. Now I'm appearing in your blast window for a week!!! BLAST ME AWAY WITH LOVE AND RATES GUYS LOVE YOU ALL!! Just fot 2 days..I know you will all miss me but it's okay.. Ill be back ready to drink and party! Later guys!! see you in 48! I found a site on almost any game you can think of, Totally informative and had walkthroughs for all my games.
Wow
IN MEMORY OF DORA MOZELL WALL He saw she was suffering so he took her in his arms he quietly wispered come with me with a heart full of pain we watched her fade away even though we loved her so we could not keep her here a great heart stopped beating hard working hands lay still he tore our hearts apart to show he only takes the best Amie Copyright ©2007 Amie 1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then
Funny
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK T
True Friends
I love you with all my might that i have in my heart. My love is truly the most real thing that I have to to offer you besides my friendship. The way you make me feel is something that I have not felt in a long time. When you hold or even tough me you put chills down and up my back, you also put butterflys in my stomach that flutter around in side my body. All I want to do is stay in your arms because when I'm their i feel as safe as I have ever felt in my hole life of living. When I am around you I feel that I can do anything that I put my mind on doing. There's something about you that makes me be the woman thats inside my mind. When we are togather you make me laugh at things that I would not laugh at before I met you in this time of my life. I have had a bad life in the few years of my life time. I have been hurt alot in the passed few years of living. So what I am trying to you is that please don't hurt me anymore than I have been, because I care too much for you to hurt me. It wo
Wake Up Call
Two Choices: What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handi capped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following
Sex Fairy
Get your own Poll! which is more important,looks or personality? (be truthful) This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============ = 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============ = 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============ = 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============ = 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producin
Life Lessons
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11 . Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their Journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. 17. Get rid of anything
Sugars First Contest
This is sugarspices first contest we need to blow it out of fubar like we know how click on the pic below and bomb like crazy Redsun Videos | Music Video Codes | Nashville Homes For Sale Thank you for all your time Fonder of WTC DJPhilburg360
Poetry
that there was someone out there right now, wishing they were falling asleep in your arms everynight, kissing your lips every morning and wanting to fall inlove wit u forever u kno who u r DO ME SUCK ME BLOW ME FUCK ME BREAK ME TEASE ME BUT DADDI PLEASE ME GRAB ME HOLD ME SPANK ME FOLD ME TURN ME TWIST ME LICK ME FIST ME Jenny was so happy about the house they had found, for once in her life twas on the right side of town, she unpacked her things with such great ease. as she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. how wonderful it was to have her own room, school would be starting she have friends over soon. thered be sleep overs and parties she was so happy, its just the way she wanted her life to be, on the first day of school everything went great, she made new friends and even got a date. she thought i want to be popular and im going to be, becuz i jus got a date wit the star of the team. to be known in this school you had to have a clout, and dating thi
Shell Be Back Soon
Sorry I haven't had a chance to get on til now. I'm still in Italy, we are packing up the villa and on to the next place. Still don't know where yet, but as soon as I get my Aunt settled I will be back in the states. I miss everyone very much hope to talk to everyone soon. I wont be able to get on til we get moved so,cause I'm packing the laptop now, I will have my sister check my messages. Hugs and Kisses to all, Michelle Hi all this is Michelle's sister Marie. She jetted off to Italy for a week or so. She said to say Hi and kisses to all. I talked to her already and she said everything is going great and she misses all her fubar friends.
Friendship
Friendship is based on honesty and trust. Friendship is being able to help when help is needed. Friendship is being able to tell one another the truth even though it may hurt. Friendship is being able to just hang out and have a good time. Friendship is knowing when something is wrong without anything being said. Friendship is both good times and bad times. The one thing that friendship is not and that is lieing because your afraid to tell the truth. I will always be your friend and will always be here to help you and make you smile when you are sad, I will never lie to you to spare your feelings, because lieing always leads to more hurt. I hope you feel the same way and value our friendship as much as I do. I will always be your friend, the question is will you always be my friend. K: Crazy A: Easy to fall in love with T: Makes dating fun. I: Loves to laugh and smile E: can kick your ass M: Has gorgeous eyes C: Good kisser G: Loves to laugh and smile L
Everyday
Everyday, I always think of you. Do you, too? My head swells with memories of you. But do thoughts of me even pass your mind? Would it even occur to you to wonder? Two hundred and fifty kilometers apart yet we’re aware what happens in both our lives. We share messages of when, what and where. But always leaving out the why and how. When there’s a great distance between us it seems that our minds are connecting. When we’re near each other in a crowd it’s as if we’ve never exchanged thoughts. If it’s just the two of us in the same room would we just stare at each others’ eyes, never utter a single word while waiting… just waiting.. for something to happen?
Hpnotized Lounge
WOW!!! YOU’VE GOT TO CHECK OUT WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT!!! ~ HYPNOTIZED BY INSANITY ~ HYPNOTIZED BY INSANITY ~ POWERED BY ~ DIRTY DEEDS RADIO ~ THE BEST DJ'S ON FUBAR ~ ~ ALWAYS TAKING REQUESTS~ NOW HIRING FOR MANAGERS DJ’S ENFORCERS PROMOTERS GREETERS BARTENDERS DANCERS CLICK ON THE ( NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS ) BANNER ABOVE TO APPLY
I'm A Dj !!!!! Whooot
Alright all yours truly has become a DJ at the ACE cafe. My first show is Thursday 2-4am EST. I'm so nervous I got butterflies in my stomach. I have some big shoes to fill and some rocking DJs to look up to. I hope can can the place like they have been able to do. So if you can please come join me in the lounge and maybe stop by and hear my show and hope I don't screw it up. Anyways stop by and show some love and catch some great tunes.
10/24/07
come rock out with me in Charmed Visions. I play all genres and all requests
Master
One of the main factors, in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of Master's control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive. The more often a she is reminded of her submission, the deeper it becomes....and the more fulfilling. So here are some ideas you might want to try... And no matter what rules you decide to make your own, please.... be consistent. If you are unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules you make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make her feel less loved than to have a Master who ignores her transgressions and does not exert Their Dominance. Have her wear slave bells. The constant soft jingling of the bells is soothing and a certain reminder of her submission. When she has broken a rule, talk to her as you punish....and make her speak in detail about why what she did was wrong. Make her take her shoes off every day as soon as she enters your house. A beaut
Freestyle
Rate This And Bomb If You Can
plzzzzzzz bomb and rate this it will help sugar a lot thank you
Videos
Can You Read
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Xbox 360
WTF!? My XBOX 360 takes a crap! I do some research and see that Microsoft had the XBOX made in China, Big surprise it doesn't work! Anyway Microsoft knows there is a defective piece that causes a major hardware malfunction rendering the machine unplayable. It is called the 3 red lights of death. It will happen sooner or later. I got lucky that my Warranty was still good. I had my wife call Microsoft and they are sending a box for me to send the unit to them. They are picking up the shipping and they should. They are going to fix it or send me a new one. They said they would extend a new warranty for 3 more years, that rocks, but WTF do I do now? They said it will take a 30 day turnaround. Sony never broke! LOL If you know you have a problem with your systems then f00ken recall them and fix the shit! And give us a loaner while we wait!!! Some people are pro gamers man and we have to play!! Oh well I guess it is back to reg XBox or PS. ARG! There is always Tivo!!!
Hello All Fubar
need help getting my salute done just stopping by to say hello to all the fubar folks. please help me get my level up. and i will do something for you just a big sweetheart. looking for friends. yes i am a firefighter. yes i am a great kisser,anything else just ask hope all of you have a great holiday love sexyff
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The Best Family
Hey ladies.................. Ok heart and I have decided to do a Fu angel auction... So angels.... lets do this...... The auction starts as soon as all the angels entered that want to be in it.......So we will make the entry date.....7/18/2008.. that means all enteries in by then.... The auction will run for one month........ Start date. 7/18/2008 End date. 8/18/08 So if you have never been in a auction here are some things to give you and idea of what you can do.... first..... your favorite pic..... or your sexiest.. which ever suits you the best!!!! So... under your pic you will have a list of things you will provide to your new owner!!!!! for example.... 300 elevens rate all stash salute/regular/nsfw phone call crush for a month family for a month custom pics made OWNED BY next to name for a month etc... etc.... etc.... be creative.......... make up your own...... Those where just some examples........ This will be the first fu angel aucti
" Mom Helen Had Her Sugery "
WELL IM SORRY FOR BEING SOME WHERE ELSE . THINKING ABOUT MY KAGE AND MOM HELEN . AND THOUGHTS SPINNING AROUND IN MY HEAD , ITS BEEN SO HARD TO THINK KNOWING TODAY WAS THE BIG DAY . AND I'M THERE WITH HIM IN SPIRIT , PLEASE KEEP KAGE AND MOM HELEN IN YOUR PRAYERS . TY SO MUCH , I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED LOVE YOU'S ALL FROM KAGE AND I CHERIE AKA BREW . BLESSED BE Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Redneck Pick Up Lines
Redneck Pick-Up Lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock." 8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 9) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 10) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon. 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,................every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Astrology
Hi there, here is the interpretation of the astrological chart that you asked for. Also attached is a .GIF graphic file which depicts your chart wheel. Thank you for visiting the Astrolabe WEB site at http://alabe.com This report has been created especially for you. It represents your Unique picture at the time you were born and at the place you were born. If you are unsure of the exact time of day of your birth (or the date or the place), the reading will probably not seem as accurate as it could be in certain places, but other parts will seem to be very appropriate. You will notice at certain places in the reading that contradictory information seems to be given. This is to be expected, because the personality of most people is extremely complex. For example, at times we are quite shy and at other times we are very aggressive, and so forth. You will also notice that, at certain points in the reading, certain patterns may be repeated over and over, especially in a longer more detailed
Let's Give It Up For The People!
Here's my stats... Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. 687 members leveled up during your happy hour: Thankyou for everyone that rated my things, added or fanned me... Thankyou to all the levelers... You guys are Super-fantasic, Calafragilistic, and Boombastic! Thankyou I love you all so so very much, and yes I Godfathered!
California
if you have a heart and actually care about your city you will read thisOn October 2007 over a dozen wildfires across Southern California, United States forced the evacuation of over 265,000 residents. Thousands of homes were completely destroyed which is REALLY scary.. this is actually our second huge WILD FIRE in San Diego, California and our last one took place on 10-25-03 which is pretty weird.. almost on the SAME DAY. Arnold Schwarzenegger asked Wyoming and other states to help us out with our fire by bringing more helicopters for water which is hopefully going to help us throughout the weekend. Schools are closed and students are worrying about it.. I mean do you really want to watch your city burn down? Its becoming a dangerous place so why should you worry about not going to school for a while? Its just ridiculous. This makes me cry and it should to you too. Many people were injured by this...this seriously breaks my heart.. if you have been watching the horrifying news earlier
When I Am Real Bored!
Feelings
Confusion Frustration Anger Hurt To name just a few Helplessness The need to scream You wonder why Enlightenment Frustration yet again Hope Hope taken away Tears Guilt You wonder why Unanswered questions Broken hearted
Contest Ends In 2 Days
Hi all, This contest is over in less then 6 hours. I hope if you have time you can rate my pic, add a comment or two, share it, etc. I will return the favor when ever you need me. Thanks to everyone who all ready helped out. JC PS Just click on my pic
Coming Home To La!
Hola hombrez, I finally come home to LA on the 30th of this month, who is around and what are we getting up to? ;)
This Is All About Me
NAME: NIKKE LOU DAZZLED THE WORLD:24TH MARCH 1971 HAIR BROWN BUT BLOND AT THE MOMENT (CHANGES ALL THE TIME DEPENDING ON MOOD LOOKS THROUGH: GREEN EYES STAR SINGH: ARIES (THE RAMPANT RAM NEED I SAY MORE) SEX: YES PLEASE( FEMAIL) HEIGHT 5FT1 SIZE PETTITE SIZE 8 FAVORITE FOOD:ITALIAN FAVORITE SPORT CELTIC AND LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL TEAM FAVORITE DRINK VODKA AND COKE DO I SMOKE: MMM TRYING TO STOP AT THE MOMENT SINGLE: NO GETTING MARRIED KIDS YES ONE GIRL AND POSSIBLE MORE BEST MATES: CHELLE MARIE PAULINE LISA JESSE LAST TIME I CRYED: LAST WEEK WHEN I FOUND OUT I HAD NO MONEY IN THE BANK FAVORITE COULOUR GREEN PINK FAVORITE POSITION JUST A SEX MANIAC SO ALL DO I TELL LIES : NOPE UNLESS ITS FOR A GOOD REASON AM I A GOOD MATE: YES BUT A BAD ENEMY SO CROSS ME AND ITS GAME OVER FOR U WELL WHAT CAN I SAY IM NIKKIE LOU IAM THE ONE AND ONLY BONDAGE PRINCESS I LIVE TO LAUGH I HAVE A BEAUTIFULL DAUGHTER AND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS
Whisper
i'm lookin for new freinds come check me out...thanks come check out me or give me a shout.Who's partying tonight! teLL mE wAt u tHinK,hOlla yA dIG.
Mercurial Quickness
Most, if not all of my pix were either taken with a remote or by a timer. Unfortunately there is noone behind the camera. Maybe, Suzail being herself. Its the Gemini speed in me, but it does limit what I can do within the pix =-) A quick answer to a question often asked. Thanks. I do hope you all enjoy them. I do take requests if I'm able to shoot them. ~S
Help Me Win A Contest
I Don't Know How I'm Supposed To Feel
I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel Or what I’m supposed to say You treat me so badly Why do you treat me this way? You yell at me and cuss me There really isn’t a reason You talk to me like crap You make my life no fun I don’t understand what I did Where is the love you have for me? You say you love me with all your heart This is what I don’t see How you can treat me this way Like you don’t even care I did nothing wrong But pain is all I bear I can’t take it anymore I am so sick of living like this You are a control freak You aren’t the one I want to kiss You talk to me like I’m not even a person I have feelings too I am always sad and upset My feelings have been destroyed by you I don’t understand why you do this to me Do you get happy watching me cry? This I don’t understand And I ask “Why?” You have no answer for why You think its ok to treat me this way It isn’t as bad as six years before But I am sick of
Strip Club
Just An Issue
Feelings
Crumbled papers Of poems about you Written with words That will never come true Written in ink That will never fade away The hopeful words I wish I could say Hands still shaking As I continue to write Scribbled letters Of black and white Eager to tell you How I feel Wishing I could prove My feelings are real
Prays For All In Calif
PRAY FOR ALL IN IN CALIF THAT LOST THEIR HOMES AND MANY HAD TO BE EVACUATED . THANK YOU CHERIE & KAGE FOR MY SIS KARLIEGRL AND MANY FROM HERE THAT LIVE IN CALIF .
Breast Cancer Awarness And Holiday Items
1. Check out my Breast Cancer Awarness Special that ends on October 31, 2007!!! For each collection purchased by October 31, 2007, Passion Parties will donate $5.00 to the Passion Parties Charitable Foundation for the Susan G. Komen Foundation and the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation!! Click on my website link! Go to "Shop Online" then to "Just for her" and click on the "Breast Cancer Awarness" Icon at the top on the left side!!! 2. We just got in these wonderful new items for the Holiday season!! Are you looking for a Stripper Pole to spice up your bedroom, then check out my website! We also have other new wonderful products for the Holiday season! Go to "Shop Online" and click on "Holiday Specials"! 3. Host a party I have great incentives for you as well!!!! Host a party for a fun evening of a girls night in, bachelorette party, bridal shower, birthday party and more party options!! Also would do a Bar night show, if you are a bar owner ask me for details! 4. Become a Co
Birthday Love
Happy Birthday to ~Boo~, show her some love! Boo ???@ fubar
Other
**Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex" **Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" **Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" **Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" **Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" **Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" **Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" **Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" **Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" **A wink ---"Let's get it on" **Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" **Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" **Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" **Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go" **Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" **Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" **Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *Dont ask for a kiss, take one. I have been asked several times by my parents what I'd like to do for my birthday. Actually, they, more then likely, are unable to get me/do what I'd like for my
Bombing Contest
Help Me Win This Contest (Click the Pic. to come show me love!) I am trying to win a 7 day blast please rate me and show me some comment bombing love. Let me know if you bomb me so I can return you some love! HELP ME PLEASE!! BOMBING CONTEST!! MY VERY FIRST ONE!!!Daisy http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=917251&albumid=637274&i=2269167755 Help Me Win This Contest (Click the Pic. to come show me love!) I am trying to win a 7 day blast please rate me and show me some comment bombing love. Let me know if you bomb me so I can return you some love!
A Former Myspacer...?
sometimes we all get down on ourselves,but everyone has their opwn beauty to share so far,fubar is impressing compared to the dullness of myspace.maybe its just because i been on myspace forever it gets old.but like all new things,its a fresh new start...so help me understand how this works better ...im still figuring things out
My Contest Blog
Welcome To My Salute Photo Contest. So it pretty simple really. Contact me with your photo by fubar mail or let me know which one to rip from photo files. Contest will run from Oct 28th to midnight Nov 10th (That's 2 weeks) Prizes are as followed. 1st 30 day blast or 2 VIP's. 2nd is which ever the winner didn't pick 3rd is a 7 day blast 4th is a 3 day blast... Prize Eggs For Follow are.....Wait If you know where the Prize Eggs are coming then they aren't Prize eggs anymore now are they. So Far Prize eggs for this Contest have Been. LaKesha for reaching 1000 comment votes 1st FU WIFEY OF BIG WILLIE~MŹ βÁ⧤Ä.k.ĤMŹ ¥ÜMM¥ FoBeing A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour LadyofNY For Being A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour (Last Lunch Blast of The Week) frostybuds For Being the 1000th comment/voter on ladyofny photo. THE LATIN MAN For Being the 1000th comment/voter on Nocturnal Mistress photo. *AKAMRS. T 10,000 fu bucks for be
Help Me Win A Vip
hey everyone if you want to help me win a vip come join m&m nation they are holding a contest for the person that gets the most peopl to join they will get a vip or a blast so plz come help me here is the site just follow the rules and help me out http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51016
Lyrics I Like...
Heard this song on the radio this past week and instanly fell in love with it... This is exactly how I feel about Jack! ********************************************* The sun is shining everyday The clouds never get in the way for you and me I’ve known you just a week or two But baby I’m so into you I can hardly breathe And I’m in So totally wrapped up Emotionally attracted So physically active So recklessly I need you So desperately sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I love you I never knew that I could feel like this Can hardly wait till our next kiss You’re so cool If I’m dreaming please don’t wake me up ’cause baby I can’t get enough of what you do And I’m in So electrically charged up Kinetically active Erractically need you Fanatically you get to me Magically sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I can’t believe That this is real The way I feel Baby I’ve gone head over heels And I’m in So totally wra
Contest
im in a contest i have never been in one before so i need all the help i can get any help would be greatly appriciated. please help and thank you .
The Miracle Of Compounding
Their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state Over the next few minutes, he explained That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him
George Carlin - Rules For 2007
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.' New Rule: If you need to s
Need Ideas For Backgrounds
The Best Of Late Night.....
"This week, Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. Lynne Cheney says that Obama-Dick Cheney connection was the result of one of Obama’s ancestors marrying one of Cheney’s ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting: Do you know who introduced them in 1650? Bob dole." -Jay Leno "Big day in Washington. Today President Bush had a historic meeting with the Dalai Lama. There was an awkward moment when Bush saw what the Dalai Lama was wearing and said, “Don’t tell me they lost your luggage.”" -Conan O'Brien "Yesterday, the Dalai Lama had a private meeting with President Bush. The last Dalai the president greeted at the White House was Parton." -Jimmy Kimmel "According to The Wall Street Journal, Botox hit a billion dollars in sales last year. A billion dollars! Of course, the Botox people are thrilled. You couldn’t tell by looking at their faces, but th
Pissed Off Big Time
Sensual Fun
Ok so I am curious here.... over the years I have come to realize that most people.. both men and women.. are afraid to truly express themselves in a sexual manner... everyone has their secrets that they are afraid to let be known in fear that others will look down on them. Why is it that people choose to live like this instead of being who they truly are? What is your take on this?
California On Fire-lets All Be Grateful For What We Have
Brain Eaten By Fire Ants
So we went to the movie tonight. And now, here is what is left in my head. (Not that most of these people will ever read it.) Dear Heather- I went to see the "Sex and the City" movie tonight. I went without you. That seems strange to say. It seems strange that our long and profound friendship ended one day because of an uncharged cell-phone. I hope you liked the movie. I wonder if it made you miss me. Or Kelly. Or Bill- assuming you didn't marry him yet. Not that he's right for you, but it just seemed like something that might happen. He's your BIG. Though you'd be better with Aidan. And, if I were to venture a guess, you'd be with Alekzandar. Hope you saw the movie, and liked it. Good-bye again. -Jamie Dear Renee- I'm going to miss you when you move to Canada. You are the Samantha. And I am only a Samantha when I'm with you. I miss you already. It sounds stupid, since I barely get to see you. And I know it's for the best, and that there isn't another choice. But not
Addicted
Ok, so I am addicted to communication...that is communication VIA computer...I hate the phone...i live alone with my 10 month old son and work from home...the nearest town/city is 60 miles from here...so I am bored therefore I treat the laptop as my second child...the one who keeps me in touch with all the pervs and friends out there. ////my son can only say so much..usually baba is the extent of it now. Oh yeah, he is jealous of my "second child" and has ripped parts off of my laptop. So far the shift key is gone...the alt key is missing, the UP arrow is non-existent. I managed to save the "k" and stick it back on here but the ESC key is barely hanging on. I mean barely! If i tip my latop, then my escape will fall in oblivion!!! That is why you may see me on here throughout the day! I am just looking for affection!!!
Feelings
Just wanted to let everyone know why I haven't been on here today. We got a new puppy on Saturday. He was doing real good until yesterday. Then he wouldn't eat or drink anything. I tried anything and everything I could think of, but he wouldn't touch a thing. So, this morning I called the Vet and they said to come on in. When I went to the carrier to get him, he couldn't hardly stand up this morning. Went to the Vet they said they thought he had Parvo. So they did a test and sure enough, he did! I was heartbroken!! They gave me an estimate on the cost of care through Friday. I about fainted, almost $400!! The Vet said they had a blood test they could do to get a better idea of his odds. Well while they were running the blood test, he stopped moving and whinning. I called for the Vet and she came and took him away to check him. Came back and said his heart was about to give out. So, we decided with the Vet's help that the best thing to do would be to go ahead and put him to sleep. I di
Two3five7
Why do we humans bother having a point or making any sense? Why do we humans have criteria, norms, agendas, rules, and plans? Most perverse kinks in all the universe never have a valid case Why do we humans have to need a coherence-myth amid the mess? Thumbs and fingers weave derivative kitsch and trains-of thought blend wonders Sculpted clay and oil-on-canvas are childish toys of old-age madness Taste and see the loudest-amplitude nostril-stinks of each brief decade Now could be the nanosecond before the planet Earth goes rancid Lick tongues, confess your climaxes with candid, blunt songs Swim through the neurogalaxies where comets cut strings Wipe the bums of meritocracy’s elect until death Love every neurotypical and freak throughout growth Arguments throughout The Blogosphere bloom with counterpoint Cyberspace is where graffiti becomes a sacrament Winnipeg is still my favorite municipality Even the Provencher Bridge has an air of majes
Help Me Out?
Future
So I met this beautiful lady on myspace about 7 months ago... we hit it off from the start... laughin & jokin till the wee hours of the morning every night... Talked and shared everything about ourselves... good and bad.. past and future. we share alot of the same goals.. we share the same type of personality both very loving affectionate and giving people. Now there were a few bumps in the road, but nothing that couldnt be overcome. Well we finally go to meet on Sunday and i was nothing less then amazing... everything was 1000% better then I could have even imagined. I know how i feel and I think she feels the same way as well... but how can you really know 100% I wrote this last night.. with no other reason other then I cant get her out of my head.. she is all I think about... I am just curious... am I overdoing it? am I thinking to much? You tell me.... here is what I wrote.... So its been a few days since I have seen her and I cant get her out of my mind
Brush With Ignorance
If you know me at all, you know I HATE it when people look at my tattoos and ask "Hey did that hurt?" While standing in line at the store today, the guy behind me (who must have left his brain in the dresser drawer at home) braved that very question. To which my response was "You know, everyone asks that and it's annoying. It's 45 hours of needles digging into my skin, of course it hurt!" His brilliance didn't end there, though! He then asked "In one day?" Yes, you idiot..... 45 hours in one day. I told him "Well, you know.... life isn't for everyone" He chuckled, and agreed. I was left stunned......... I guess thinking isn't for everyone either.
Week Of 10/21- 10/27
todays results are as follows #1 has 11022 and #2 has 5112 for a total of 16134. keep up the awesome work everyone, i am thinking of doing a daily prize thing, something like the amount of daily comments + a gift not sure yet on what should the stats be, so for right now drop 500 comments and get 500 fubucks anyone??? here are the links again good job everyone :D #1 #2 here are todays results link #1 has 9346 comments and link #2 has 4820 for a total of 14166 we have reached the 10% point keep up the awesome work everyone :D right now as it stands we have raised $28.32 twards my package :D here are the links again #1 #2
Headed 2 The Lbc Boo Bash In Chicago This Weekend!!
I'll be performing 4 all my new friends at Linda's Big Connections. I'm performing both Friday and Saturday and of course I'll have CD's 4 sale. If u r in the area come check out the bash and make sure u say hi 2 ya boy D'! Holiday Inn 150 Gary Ave Carol Stream, IL 630-665-3000 Thursday 10/25 8pm-9pm Welcome to Chicago Meet & Greet Friday 10/26 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Dance $15.00 Dance/Pool/ Hospitality $20.00 Pool / Hospitality $10.00 Saturday 10/27 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Luncheon $25.00 Dance/Hospitality/ Pool $25.00 Hospitality/Pool $10.00 (Each Night if purchase separately from the dance) Full All Events Package $59.00 (Includes Luncheon) All Bash Fees Are To Be Paid When You Register (Pre-Pay Not Required) Questions? Contact Linda Email: PartytimeBBW@yahoo.com Call: 608-339-4903 or 262-877-9434
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Asking For Every1 To Help
IF YOU CAN COME HELP ME BOMB AND RATE AND THROW A FEW COMMENTS WOULD BE A HELP JUST CLICK PICTURE BELOW--MUCH LOVE
Sex Math
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h
My Photos...
As you can see I have tons of gothic and other pictures alike but my best stuff is kept in my photobucket. I am inviting for you all to see it and tell me what you think. If you really like one of my pictures and want to rip one, please ask me.. Thanks and here is the site.. http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/Black_N_Tainted_Kisses/ Enjoy!!!
Ranting And Raving....
Well, I have met some really cool people on here and I have enjoyed their company and grow quite a sense of respect for them.. But there is one case where i have become a little jaded.. I met someone on this site. We talked for a little while and he seemed very cool. I wasnt looking for love or anything like that.. Just for friends and nothing more.. Plus, I knew he had a girlfriend and I respected that. Never flirted or talked in any preverse way what so ever. After a while things were great and we talked all the time.. Until the Girlfriend caught wind of me. I am not sure what the problem is and personally, I dont really care. It seems in her mind that we were flirting or making some sort of reference to "hook up" or some shit.. I have told her personally that this wasnt the case but I guess my words werent good enough for her. She was pretty much a bitch to me and posed as my friend to milk me for answers for something was merely in her head. We stopped talking and was
My Videos
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To All On Fubar
You're all crackpots! An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "
~erotica~ Bound
~~RYAN AND JILL~~ He'd kept her locked up down there for two days...or was it three? Her arms ached from being stretched above her head. The wide leather straps made her ankles itch. Her body dripped sweat, beads of the salty fluid ran in rivulets between her naked breasts, down her stomach and between her thighs. She wanted more. He would give it to her, she knew. She had only to ask. He came in every now and then to hold a bucket under her so she could piss, but he did no more. He did not touch her. He would not kiss her. He refused to look at her face. He stood in front of her and stared at her tits, his cock always in his hand. He never spoke. Just stroked his cock until a hot stream of cum shot onto her stomach and ran into her pubic hair. She would bite her lip until blood leaked into her mouth. She wanted him to touch her. Wanted him to taste her. But she would never beg him for it. So there she was, strapped to the table, covered in dried cum, panting and sw
Fusista's Crew Member Please Add If You Join :)
Our members are listed below from Managers to Crew please if you join us with Fusista's you have to FAN/ADD/RATE us all MANAGER OF FUSISTA'S ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Club F.A.R.~Fusion bartender~Independent Family~Co manage Fu Sistas~D&DC~Fly By@ fubar MANAGER AND FOUNDER OF FUSISTA'S Majically Delicious MILF C/O MANAGER OF FUSISTA'S BOMBING AND LEVELING CREW@ fubar C/O MANAGER Leggs Co-Manager Fusista's Bombing and Leveling Crew~Club F.A.R.~Stiletto Girl@ fubar OUR CREW******OUR CREW******OUR CREW******OUR CREW OUR CREWS MAIN PROFILE fubarsistas@ fubar ~ Chickie Momma of S*U*P* ~ JDub's Wifey ~ Fusista's bombing and leveling crew~@ fubar ~`Bê®®ymûƒƒiñ`~Fusista@ fubar ~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ Fusista's Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar ~Tina~Member of~ TheFlyByNight Family~IBN~Fusista's ~And anyone else who needs help !~!@ fubar TINYTEA
Birthday Greetings!
I want to thank everyone for my birthday wishes. I will thank everyone personally but I want everyone to know that I am truly grateful to have you all as my friends. As corny as it sounds, I truly think that's the best birthday gift of all!
Spells
MONEY *Should be done during Waxing or Full Moon Black Snake Root Spell Purpose: to increase finances and bring good luck. Botanical name: Cimicifuga Racemosa. Common names and synonyms: Black Cohosh, Squaw Root. Voodooists of white magic believe that one should soak the root in a cup of boiling water for fifteen minutes. The water is then strained and the root is thrown away. The liquid is put in a bottle and left for seven days. On the eighth day, it is rubbed all over the bottom of one's shoes. The legend is that a person so anointed will be led toward money; either to find it, win it, or gain it in some legal manner PROTECTION *Should be done during Waning or New Moon Protective Fire Shield Spell Purpose: to protect yourself and/or loved ones from all types of harm. Lightly anoint a small, white candle with Frankincense oil and a small, blue candle with Myrrh oil. Light both candles and then sit or stand before them. Look into the flames and visualize
"how To" Sexy Tips
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop an
Deep Thoughts
Happy news first the Laptop is finally ready for pickup. YAY and I was right it was the hard drive that died. Sorry havent been around will be around again soonGo me! and in answer to Alesta..... Here is what I got for the holiday. 1 belated Birthday present from Purple. - A black Fuzzy velour throw blankie. I wub Purple and my Fuzzy blankie. The real world presents: 2 Patricia Cornwell Novels in hard back - Two that I dont have and well I hope I moved the rest of my collection. 1 Black onyx and Silver Pendant with silver chain- From Kittenwithapen. I havent taken it off yet good sign means not allergic to it. 1 bath basket with assorted Vanilla products that are all natural including body butter and facials and incense- From Kittenwithapen. Wow she really knows how much I love Vanilla. and the shocker--- 100 hundred dollars from Michael's Grandparents. And one card from Misti *huggles to her* 4 Coupons from Alexander that he made himself that was sooo sweet. (an
10 Reasons To Have Sex
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the
Bully
I HAVE GONE AND ENTERED INTO A GIVEAWAY.... OPENS MONDAY 4/28 @ 6AM PST/9AM EST IT IS NOW OPENED 87 ENTRANTS SURE YOU GOT A FREIND OR TWO IN IT SO PLEASE PLEASE READ.... AND HELP!! HELP!! HELP!!....... THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HELP ME REACH THE GOAL IN 4 DAYS.....EVERYONE OF YOU ARE AWESOME AND I'M HONORED TO BE YOUR FRIEND WANT BLING? Who Doesn’t Love Bling? FuBLING = POINTS AND FU-BUCKS FOR YOU And POINTS AND FU-BUCKS for your friends AND IT’S EVEN BETTER WHEN THE BLING IS ON SALE!! ** SO YOU WANT SOME? DO YA?? ** 1 FuBLING PACK = = = Regular price: 4,500 Comments SALE PRICE: 3,500 Comments (in one week) RULES/RESTRICTIONS: - You MUST email me (do not shout me!) with a jpeg (no other format) pic or link to a jpeg picture. - Entries for this special promotion will only be accepted until midnight Fubar time on SUNDAY 4/27. - Every participant will have precisely their allotted time (no exten
Surgery
This is not my surgery, but this is what they did. I had my surgery today and so far so good. For those who don't know I tore my rotator cuff back in July. Today I had an arthroscopic procedure to sew up the tear, insert an anchor, and reattach the bicep. Doc said the tear in the labrum was not as bad as the MRI showed, but the tear in the cuff was worse than expected. So now I'm resting somewhat comfortably with percocet and this nifty cold water circulating device wrapped around my shoulder. Thank you Nancy for being my helper today so my wife could tend to the kids and make the day as normal as possible for them (and her). Days like this remind me of what a wonderful family I have. They are doing everything they can to make me comfortable. A long rehab is ahead of me but with the family and friends I am fortunate to have, it will be a breeze.
Court...
I went to Court today, on the Restraining Order case, AND I WON! The res order is good for 3 years. Some of you know a bit of what I've been going thru the past nearly 2 years, and that my X was recently arrested for some bullshit. In fact it was skin head bullshit that got him arrested. I also found out today, that hes looking at doing some time, at least a few years!!! Ive been dealing with two different court cases, against the same guy (restraining order and custody), and since I won today, this helps me very much!!! If I'm really lucky and hes still locked up on the next court date (nov 29) then I'll win that too. He's trying to make it to where I can only see my daughter on weekends and holidays. Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm, and that I'll have to drive 7 hours to pick her up and drop her off. Over my dead body! What judge in any state would take away a 2 month old child from a good, loving mother and give full physical and legal custody to a man with a record a mile long of v
Dreams!!!!!!
Why is it I lie here night after night with only you in my head. Why is it my heart aches to be holding you Why is it that my soul cries out for you If only you were holding me If only your heart beat with mine If only we shared our pain But instead I hold this pain With nowhere to go but inside of me With nothing to hold but my dreams Be mine tonight If only for tonight Let me soothe your soul Let me take your troubles Let my light shine into you Be mine.
Some Weird Facts.....lol
>1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head. > >2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest >tongue twister in the English language. > >3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a >million descendants. > >4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your >ear by 700 times. > >5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, >Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, >1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > >6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > >7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > >8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting >on them and photocopying their butts. > >9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales > >10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > 11.) If you
Bored Figured Id Try This
i'm outtie for a few days, weeks, could be months. if anyone cares to get in touch with me get in touch with my friend escalade scotty he will tell you how to contact me. i'm bored and not drunk (on here) so i figured i'd try this to see if i can get some drinks, comments, just plain out luv. i will soon be paring down my fan of list to nothing. my friends list will also be hit and many will prolly be removed if you don't wanna get bumped get in touch with me before the 10th. a few people are exempt if you are you know you are. i hope to hear from most of the people on my list but those that don't respond, it was nice having you as an acquaintance. so to all you who actually want to talk to me ttyl and to those who don't you are what is known as a friend whore and i wish you luck.
Behind These Eyes
I'm feeling fairly confused lately. For the first time in a long time I can read anyone but my own Tarot cards. I don't know if it's because I'm mentally blocking something without realizing it or if I'm subconcsiously so afraid to know the truth to my own questions. I know that there is only so much I can control in my life. I've got a majority of it under wraps, but there are some things that I find myself wondering about. I know where I am in a personal sense. I know how to handle myself in a business sense. But I am so lost as to where I am or what I should be doing at a romantic stance. There are three basic levels in each persons life. Personal, Business, and Love. I've only got two of the three in check and it's throwing my whole balance off. I don't know here I stand in one situation and I'm being put in other situations that I'm not sure I want to be in. To put it simply, I work in Sales and I get hit on constantly by creeps, dirty old men, handicaps, and playboys. I'd
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♥ People Who Levelled ♥
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REGULAR PIMPOUT BULLITENS THIS IS JUST FOR ONES WHO LEVELLED AND WILLING TO DO A LITTLE EXTRA ON A VOLENTEER BASIS.. THIS IS ONLY MY IDEA AND NO ONE HAS TO DO IT..ID JUST LIKE TO KNO UR THOUGHTS ON IT..... CLUB FAR THIS IS A SUGESTION A IDEA OF LOVE ONLY... ITS UP TO YOU JUST A IDEA I HAD TO SHOW REAL LOVE. SO M,ANY HAVE MADE G-F-OR G-M.OR JUST LEVELLED UP! WHAT ABOUT IF WHEN A PERSON LEVELES UP THEY PUT THEIR NAME ON BLOG. THEN WE GET SAY 5 TOGETHER AND GO LEVEL A PERSON WHO HAS A LONG WAY TO GO ???WITH 5 OR MORE IT WOULDNT TAKE LONG...AND THAT WAY YOU COULD SHOW YOUR LUV BACK. IF WE DID IT ONLY ONCE A MONTH JUST THINK ?? THIS DOSENT COUNT THE ONES MOLLY AND I DO ALL THE TIME THIS IS JUST FOR THE ONES WHO HAVE LONG WAY TO GO... AS I SAID THIS IS JUST MY IDEA AND JUST WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF IT..AND WHO WOULD BE WILLING ? THATS ALL..KNO YOUR ALL LOVED NO MATTER WHAT. LUNA FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR NAME TO HELP... OR
The Face Of Failure
The Daily Pearl ~ "la Word De Jour"
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" ~~"Usually said ironically when someone tries to gain attention by copying someone else's original ideas. Coined by Charles Caleb Colton in 1820. Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA another phrase that comes to mind..."Often Imitated, Never Duplicated". Or..."Accept no substitutes, trust only the genuine, original".
Misty Biatches's Blog
Check them out in the New Pics [[11/29/2007]] album! Need your opinion on this. I will post a new pic of my new hair color shortly. Tell me what you think by rating it. In a couple of days I will see who favors and who doesn't. The winner takes all... lol. Anyway, if it seems that more people like the dark hair better than the red, I will go back to dark. Same goes for the red. Keep it real. Thanks guys. I appreciate the help! New pics are coming soon. I am taking some tonight when I get off work! They will be in a album call "New Pics: 10/26/07". Enjoy!
Im Sorrys
I bet NO guys will repost this!!!I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day.I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you.I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..."If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel thi
What Kinda Monster Are You
In romantic relationships, you tend to be: Volatile - you're usually involved in love / hate sorts of things A total seducer Independent. Practically not there. Difficult to understand. It's hard for you to relate. A little controlling. Okay, a lot controlling. Apathetic. You really don't care. What makes you a little bit of a monster? You take what you can get from people You enjoy scaring people You sometimes don't feel like other people are real You don't have a lot of control over your mood You are a trickster Well, you definitely don't feel human What's the best part of Halloween? Sugar coma from too much candy So many people being out at night Being able to be someone (or something) completely different Playing tricks on people The spooky atmosphere All of the wacky costumes If your worst enemy did something unspeakable to you, you would: Act like everything is fine, but eventually get your revenge when you feel like it Destroy them a
Gone For A While..
Just to let everyone know I am moving and will not have internet access for a while.. the earliest I guess will be Nov. 5th or so.. so I will talk with everyone as soon as I can! Bye Bye for now! Michele
I Love You Just The Way You Are
I bet NO guys will repost this!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day. I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you. I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..." If you're one of the FEW GUYS w
I Cost $3125 A Night, Any Buyers?
See How Much You're Really Worth!NO CHEATING!!Natural Hair Color:[x] Brown - $100[] Blond - $50[] Black - $15[] Bald - $5[] Other-$75Total: $100Eye Color:[] Brown - $1[x] Green - $75[] Blue $50[] Hazel $100[] Other - $15total: $ 175Height:[] Over 7' - $200[] 6'8" to 7' - $175[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $45[] Under 4'9 - $45total: $220Age:[x] 31 to 40 - $100[] 26 to 30 - $75[] 21 to 25 - $50[] 19 to 20 - $25[] 0 to 18 - $100total: $320Birth Order:[] Twins or more than twins - $300[x] First Born - $300[]Only Child - $250[] second born - $150[] Middle child - $100[] Last Born - $100[] third born - $100[] fourth born - $100total: $620Drink?[]No - $400[] Only Holidays - $250[] Sometimes - $215[] YES - $200[x]Only with friends - $300[] Every other day - $50[] Once a day - $15[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]total: $920Vision?[] perfect vision $300[x] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200[] No correction $100[] Glasse
Family
--------green Eyes---------- ------------september---------------
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
If You Had Sex With Me
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
Blue And June
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than one time and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing to fast, and You'll eventually loose someone you love, so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you have never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you will never get back. pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them u
Tell The Truth
cesars quiztell the truthdo you think im cute sexy ass fuck straight uglyif we were locked in a room alone would u have sex wit me talk to me kill meare we friends enemies
Hazel Eyes..............december
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per
We're A Dying Breed
TO ALL REAL MEN To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy
Who Wants A Salute?!
hey i'm gonna be putting some salute pics up and i was wondering who wants me to make them one, trades welcomed and encouraged, post a comment (so i know who to make it for) w/ how u'd like it and i'll make it
Tell Me About Your Self
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Tell Me About Yourself
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Halloween
A Halloween Dream by YourMistress © Because girls can soak the sheets, too... As I drifted off to sleep, my mind transported me to a huge, lavishly decorated warehouse. The walls, covered in metallic black and purple foil, were splattered with blood and had fake corpses and severed body parts hanging from them. A steady supply of glittering confetti rained down from the ceiling and came to rest upon the hundreds of costumed attendees of this Murderers' Ball. I looked down and realized I was dressed as a dominatrix who, by the looks of the black vinyl costume, had taken it a bit too far. Little drops of redness speckled my bustier dress and the ample amount of cleavage it caused. I had my weapon, a bullwhip, wrapped around my fist. My platform knee-high boots were the worst though; everything from the ankle down was smeared with blood, indicating that I probably stomped on my victim in addition to beating him to death. Thinking I might run into some friends, I pushed my w
Snake Eyes Sched.
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Love Is A Word
Love is a complicated word. Some think their cured because they have found their true love till death does them part then fights occur when they both think its the end. Then later its all good again. Love is misery and pain yet pain is without love as if your only being shoved into a dark hole. what is love? some say love is when you can really trust someone care for someone so much you’d give up your life just for that one. Others say love isn’t even there no such thing I say different than both. I say its out there just hidden underneath or over top somewhere yet to be found say those 3 special words in meaning and dont ever go back on your words. Time to decide do they keep u from death or connect you more to it. And as they say I love you, you only can say them calmly back Love is a complicated word. by:Elizabeth
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Dont Tell Me You Love Me
Don't Tell Me You Love Me: Don't tell me you love me if you are not sincere For a lie that strong can ruin my life and bring on a new fear. Fear to be loved, fear to love ever again It can cause my fragile heart to break, tear and bend. Think of all in life that will be missed because of one small broken promise So, when I put all of my trust deep within you Please don't tell me you love me, unless you truly do.
Broken Heart
broken heart I sit here crying Wondering what I did to make you treat me the way you do My heart pounding from the anger of hurt Feeling like I am in a closet left there All alone with no place to turn Trying to put the pieces together and nothing fits. broken heart tears run down my cheeks Tasting the salt as I wipe them away Maybe I tried too hard or not hard enough broken heart and torn up Cause you where unfaithful Wishing it was only in my mind you said you would always be kind. broken heart I'm tired of the tears I dont want to put on my fake smile and act like I have no fears. broken heart I have made a promise I will Never let you be broken again. By:Elizabeth
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Help This Person Level Up
http://www.fubar.com/user/973146 he is good about helping in contests and doesnt ask anything in return now it is out turn lets help him level he is 162,855 from leveling pleaseeeeeeee help mom_of_4@ fubar
Love
Since the day you and I snuck away to be alone I knew from that night something special went on It must have been the first kiss You told me that nobody else in the world made you feel this I felt the same way too but nothing stays the same I'm sorry for the tears I'm sorry for the pain You were the one that always made things right I promise you this though you got a friend for life Maybe one day we can try it again And maybe things can be a little different So lets just kiss and say goodbye Cuz I really cant stand the pain of seeing you cry I've given everything I loved you endlessly All that's mine is yours that's what I said Treat you with love and respect in everyway You wanted I gave you need me I was there Now you treat like if I'm not here I love you and I need you don't wanna let go If you want somebody else please let me know Can't take it no more I feel I'm dying inside Is this the price I pay for handing you my life? I know I'm not perfect but I t
Invitation To Ultimaxum The Club
Hello People. Well dear friends once again inviting ya all to the Club. I on and off but you can enter and meet up with friends. I'm in Iraq at the moment and would love to see more of you in the Club because this is a way of supporting our troops. They all at one time another are in. Not much time. SO PLEASE ENTER AND SHOW SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT not only for me but all that are serving. Love to have you all come by and have a good time in family. So come on and enter the ULYIMAXUM THE CLUB and become a member. So if you would like to see some made in the lounge, drop me a line and will do my best to see it put in the lounge. Thanks for taking the time to read this and hope to see you in the Lounge. The link is: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51145 All ARE WELCOMED
Packing & Moving
so, the mortgage company is about to screw me. they arent going to be able to make my closing date, which will certainly mess up my moving date... and that was the -only- weekend i have free until january... this may mean i cant buy the house at all. grrrrrr. woohoo! moving moving moving. i got the house... waiting for the underwriting to go through... which i was assured wouldnt be a problem. so... i'm packing. 38 boxes packed (2 wardrobe, 1 medium, and 35 small boxes). made a sizable dent i think. :) still a lot of work to do. kitchen, closets, bathroom, computer desks, and random crap (you know the stuff you always wind up packing b/c you didnt have anyplace it belonged). the crew / army will be coming down to help w/ the move. mostly w/ the whole thing, but some people can only make it to one side of the move. it should be even more interesting since both of my parents will be coming down as well. ... and before you ask... the party will probably be in february or march.
Im So Wantin To Leave
IM SO TRIED OF STRUGGLING , I WORKED SO HARD FOR WHAT I DO HAVE . AND THEN A JOB DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I WAS NOT ONE OF THEIR CLICKS OR I DIDN'T HAVE A HOME BASE . WHICH MEANS YOUR FUCKED , BECAUSE THEIR NOT GOING TO STICK UP FOR YOU , YOUR NOT ONE OF THEM ,YOU KNOW YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN , I'M NOT GOING THEIR , THEN YOU HELP WHOM YOU THOUGHT NEEDED HELP AND THEY FUCK YOU REALLY GOOD . IM NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY FOR WHINEY ASS'S ABOUT CONTESTS SO DON'T EVEN START . BREW IS BITCHIN AND GUESS WHAT EVER . HAVE A GOOD DAY BREW.
One Of Those Days!!!
Yesterday started out as a good day. I woke up early, got me a shower, went and got breakfast and came on in to work. I thought it was gonna be a good day throughout. Yes it was raining yesterday but it had been raining since last week. Wasn't a big deal. Anywho, got into work and everything went great. OK SO MY WORK DAY WAS GOOD. But then after work I had to go to the grocery store and pick up a "few" groceries. We all know how that goes. You start going down the aisles and see that you need at least one of these or a couple of those and some more of this and some more of that until eventually your buggy is overflowing and you can feel your bank account just draining b/c you bought more than you intended but don't want to put any back b/c you know it will eventually get used. So after I bought the grpcery store out, i decided it was way past time to head to the house. Got home and Lloyd was just unlocking the door as I was pulling into the driveway. Knowing I had a full tr
Religious
I LOVE THIS MAN No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE scroll down / If you love this man please forward to 10 people. He did something for you, now do something for him. Spread his word, and you\'ll be rewarded. How will you be rewarded? Matthew 10:32 \'Whoever acknowledges Me before men, I will acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. But whoever disowns Me before men, I will disown him before My Father in heaven A Newborn's Talk with God (Thanks Charolette) Body: A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said
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My Girlfriend
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Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly
Things You Find Out When You Have Sons
You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
First Time Ever
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever.. At milking a cow...
100%
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over
Heart Attack
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would have to stop having sex with his wife. The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die." She laughed and replied, “I was coming downstairs to kill you!”
Help Me In This Contest Please
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Lip Lovers Contest Help Me Out
Hey all, I need your help please. Would you all kindly rate and bomb the hell outta this link beginning Friday October 26th @ 6PM PST until November 5th. This is my first contest and I will gladly bomb and rate for all who do the same for me. Thank you so much for the help guys. Have a great time. Here is the link to the pic that needs the boming and rates: Hot Mama Much LUV & HUGZ HOT MAMA (HOLLY) Well guys thers only 4 days left in the contest and Im trailing far behind.....I really need help here. So please repost my bulletin and then go to the link below and leave as many comments as possible. Thanks again for those of you who help I will return the love!! PLEASE GO TO THIS LINK AND BOMB & RATE If You Like What You See. Lip Lovers CONTEST: Hot Mama Thanks to all who help...Luv Ya! Hey all, I need your help please. Would you all kindly rate and bomb the hell outta this link beginning Friday October 26th @ 6PM PST until November 5th. This is my first c
Playfulkis2es4u
hey guys ... i will have more pictures on here soon... i have over 300 pics on my camera..... love me add me rate me...
Being A Little Selfish
I'm being a little selfish here but bear with me. I had a mamogram last week and got a call from my obgyn this morning telling me I have to go and have a spot compression test because my mamogram showed a mass on my right breast. I get this news the day after my 45th birthday HAPPY F....Birthday to me huh. Well I go in for the test on Nov. 5th ...the 4 year anniverary of my Dad's passing of all days. So I am asking you all to keep me in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out fine. Also keep my mom in ya'll prayers too she is going through some rough times right now the Dr's are trying to determine if it's depression or possibly something nuerological. Please don't let the news of my test get back to my mom she has enough to deal with without having to worry about me right now. If there is something majorly wrong w/ me after all the test I will let her know myself. Love you guys May God Bless each and everyone of you Mama Kay
Problems I Have On Fubar
MUMM'S WHAT THE HELL ARE GOING ON WITH THEM NOW A DAYS I POSTED ONE AND IT GOT REMOVED BECAUSE SOME JERK HAD FUCKED IT UP ROYALY AND ALL I GOT WAS MAIL FROM SHOP SAYING MY ACCOUNT WILL DELETED BECAUSE OTHER FUBAR USERS CANT HAVE A LAUGH AND WANT TO MESS IT UP FOR OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS SITE SO I SUGGEST YOU DONT POST ONE YOURSELF CUZ THEY JUST CAUSE PEOPLE TO MAKE BULLETINS JUST LIKE THIS ONE !!!!!! JUST BE WARNED ABOUT THIS GUYS !!!!!
Why I Got Dumped
SO WHUT IF YOU CAN'T GET ALONG WITH PPL DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUTON ME. WELL THATS NOT WHUT HAPPENED. SHE CAME OVER TO MY WORK, ASKED ME TO GET ON MY SPACE,SHE BEGAN GOING THROUGH MY INBOX. IN IT THERE WAS EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE AND EX GIRLFRIEND. BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK I SAID. AND IT'S NOT. THE EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE READ ONLY ABOUT WHEN I WAS GOING TO SEE MY KIDS AND WHEN I WAS GOING TO GET THEM NEW CLOTHS, SHIT LIKE THAT. NOTHING LIKE I WANNA SEE U OR LIKE THAT. AND THEN MY EX GIRL, STUPID THINGS SHE WOULD RIGHT LIKE HOW I WAS & SHIT LIKE THAT, I MEAN FOR GOODNESS SAKES SHE HAS A MAN ALREADY. BUT THE MAIN REASON WHY SHE IS LEAVING ME IS BCUZ I LIED TO HER ABOUT TALKING TO MY EX WIFE ! I DIDN'T REALLY LIE CUZ I WASN'T TALKING TO HER, I JUST SIMPLY READ THE MAILS AND FORGOT TO ERASE THEM. SHE IS THE 1 REQUESTING THIS AND THAT. IT WAS ALWAYS THE SAME BULLCRAP OVER AND OVER . AND MY GIRL KNEW THAT ALREADY SO WHY TELL HER SUMTHING SHE ALREADY KNEW RIGHT. SO YEAH NOW S
From Lifescript
The 6 Rules of CleavageHow Much Is Too Much?By Shanna Thompson, LifeScript Staff WriterThursday, October 25, 2007 There they rest smack in the middle of our chests – breasts. Utilitarian in function, diverse in form, gender-defining and sexually pleasing, there’s really no denying the commanding presence of cleavage. But this versatile asset isn’t all fun and games. Just one missed blouse button and your “girls” can suddenly go from classy to trashy. Learn how and when to give your cleavage its due stage time with our six rules for “best breast etiquette”… When presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton showed a hint of cleavage at an appearance this summer, the issue of proper breast presentation was placed on a national stage. While little was revealed to the naked eye, the mere fact that it was noticed at all begs the question by women: Are people looking at me or my breasts? Given that average breast size has grown from a 34B to a 36C since the 1970s and clo
Empty Inside
Have u ever felt completely empty inside, ya know like so alone ur slowly losing ur mind, i myself have been there a time or two, its only because i'm missin u, yeah thats what u do to me, after i done u will plainly see, nothing hard just something simple, maybe something just and nimble, even if only it was a smile, would make me complete for awhile, even just the slightest giggle, no not a wiggle, cause i'm the perfect gentleman, well okay i do the best that i can, but now after writing this blog, my feelings r no longer clog, so thankx for readin, for now i'm no longer grievin, so until next time, bye.
Prospect Of Adventure
Prospect of Adventure Introduction It is aboard a ship on the Indian Ocean that that my tale takes place, but, that you might better understand my tale, let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Alexander Conrad; I was born on October fifth of in the year of 1765, in Lancaster. I sailed in the king’s navy for years. I have traveled to the Indies and to the orient aboard whalers. I can honestly say that I know the sea, and I respect it. I have sailed on many ships, but of all of them, I truly remember one, the HMS Prospect, the last ship I ever boarded. The captain, an older wealthy gentleman, sailed not for the earnings but for pleasure and was able to pay his crew well. We each were to receive a one hundred and fiftieth portion of the catch, but this king’s ransom, though I was grateful for it, was not what I most cherished receiving from that ship. Our journey was to take us around the cape and into the Indian Ocean then
No Real Friends I Guess!!
YOU KNOW I HELP ALOT OF PEOPLE ON HERE AND WHEN I POST A BULLETIN NO ONE EVEN READS THEM A GOOD FRIEND NEEDS HELP BUT I GUESS I HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS THAT HELP ME...WELL THE WAY I SEE IT IS I WILL NO LONGER HELP ANYONE UNLESS THEY ARE FRIENDS THAT I HAVE HELPED BEFORE THAT HAS RETURNED THE LOVE...I POSTED A BULLETIN JUST A LITTLE BIT AGO TO TRYU AND GET SOME OF WHAT I THOUGHT WERE FRIENDS TO HELP ME BUT NO ONE LOOKS AT IT I GUESS IF I WAS SOME HOT SHOT FEMALE THAT WAS IN A BOMBING FAMILY I WOULD GET HELP BUT JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT IN ONE ONE HELPS ANYONE WELL TO HELL WITH IT THIS IS A GREAT FRIEND SO I GUESS I WILL HELP HER ON MY OWN SINCE I HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS THAT WILL...THANKS FOR NOTHING EVERYONE........THIS IS A GREAT PERSON WHO IS TRYING TO WIN AND IF ANYONE IS A REAL FRIEND THEY WOULD HELP ME OUT....BUT WHATEVER... EVERYONE I NEEED LOTS OF HELP HERE I AM IN A CONTEST FOR THE FIRST TIME ON HERE AND I NEVER ASK ANYBODY FOR ANYTHING THIS IS THE ONE TIME I AM ASKING FOR FRIENDS TO HE
Song Lyrics
If I fall along the way Pick me up and dust me off And if I get too tired to make it Be my breath so I can walk If I need some other love Give me more than I can stand And when my smile gets old and faded Wait around I'll smile again Shouldn't be so complicated Just hold me and then Just hold me again Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent If I couldn't sleep could you sleep Could you paint me better off Could you sympathize with my needs I know you think I need a lot I started out clean but I'm jaded Just phoning it in Just breaking the skin Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent Start bending me It's never enough I feel all your pieces Start bending me Keep bending me until I'm compl
Kinda New At This
I am brand new to fubar.But I have several friends that swear this is the place to be. I gotta say I am liking what I have seen so far. Its all a little confusing at first but I am fure I will get the hang of it. I have already gotten shit faced so thats always a good thing. I am a 27 year old homemaker with 1 beautiful child. I have been married for 7 years now and we have been together for 11 years so theres not a whole lot to tell about myself I am actually quite boring. At least I think I am maybe some of my friends can tell stories. I am just getting old.....lol. Well thats really all I have to say for now except that its FUCKING COLD in Illinois. So Yeah Everyone have some fun....Debby
A Real Man
I can't take credit for this, I saw it in a bulletin. But I thought it was really interesting..... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of yo
Stuff
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What
the need to show you my work expressin myself ; by drawwing and writin
Confused
what is love? Current mood: confused how do you know if someone really loves you or if they are useing you or are playing games its really hard to know what hurts the most is that you love some one so much but you don't really know if they feel the same about you its easy to tell some one you love them but meaning it is different i don't know Help!!!!! why is it that everytime i think i am going to be happy someone or something always fucks it up and i am tierd of it i am tierd of being happy one min and the next feeling like shit why cant i find a man that will make me happy and be happy with me life sucks it really dose sometimes i wish i wasn't alive to be around for all this bullshit well were do i start life sucks and love is no where to be found why why can't someone love me for who i am not whats between my legs or how much money i have why can't life be so much easier then is is right now
Simple Sex Scenes
Here is a simple sex scene i described to a member that she like so much she save it as one of her blogs tell me what you think.. lay you back on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back i dont know sounds like you like trhe blog and if so her is one just for you.. i guess i would start off by nibbling around you neck and behind your ears letting my fingers stroke the back of you neck. you can
Needs Of A Man And Woman
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time wit
My Life
I am 36 never been married, and I live on the road most of my life not known where I am gona get my next meal ect... And I have been in and out of foster care homes till I 16 then went and stayed with my aunt and that is when I found out that I was just a wasted sperm from some trick that my mother had in her younger years.... And alos when I was in the foster homes I was beaten to a bloodly pulp with a leather strip with holes in it and locked up in a small room and feed only bread&water at dinner time... P.S I hope this little infomation about me will give you all more of a understanding about my life style ect... PLEACE GIVE COMMENTS ON THIS!!!!
Fu-bombers Family
I just wanted to let everyone know I wont be on much this week. My laptop is down and am useing a friends computer. I wont have time to bomb any of the contests this week.
Rest In Peace
Rest In PeaceRobert Bryan Minor1985-2006 He was riding his motorcycle. a drunk driver was speeding down Hurricane St. and Commerical here Franklin Indiana. When he was hit his body was throw 200 feet his body was found in a fucking corn field his bike was found in a ditch. He was headed back to Shawn's house when getting something to eat. Then the driver was speeding down the road didn't even bother to hit his brakes...Bryan tried stopping his bike turned with it's side facing the found of the car.  The driver ran right into him. He tried fleeing the scene cops caught him 10 minutes away the only way he knew it was him was because his front end was smashed in and red paint all on the side. Which was.the colour of his bike.He was rushed to hospital. He had 2 broken legs, his right arm broken, the cervical nerves...the part of your spine conntected to your spine snapped, 3rd degree burns on his legs from where they touched the engine of his bike. The doctors said he had 20 minutes to
Brain Aches
I have been talking to this girl that I really like... and I want to meet her but somehow we havent and I really dont know if its me or what... If it is me, what is it cause I just dont know... I dont know maybe I'm paranoid, maybe not ... I just know I cant be crushed again...
I'm A 2nd Alarm Hottie Fan!!
Look at all the Hotties in one place, how much better can it get! Check em out, show them some love, rate them, fan them, crush them. The Love will be returned. Get Your Own Graffiti Wall At WishAFriend.com Our Fearless leaders, We Love you guys. *Firechief*/*Chief* 2nd Alarm Hotties/ CEO Demon House !!@ fubar The Great Bluedemon*Ellie's Fu-Hubby*(1st Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties)@ fubar The 2nd Alarm Hotties: HOTTIEOFSOUTHAVEN 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar sexypirate13....@ fubar kristinb70 -- 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar ~Beach Bunny~Lt. 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar Raen~ Asst Chief - 2nd Alarm Hotties~@ fubar RaZnCoX/2
My Back
Well had another MRI today. Took two valume to settle the nerve. Which didnt help beat my self up trying to stay in it. So I really dont think that I will be back on today. Going to drop my 11's and call it a day sorry guys!!! my apologizes A$$HOLE (JAY)
What I Am About And Stand For
Bide the Wiccan Laws ye must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live an’ let live - Fairly take an’ fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time - Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye an’ light of touch - Speak little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing Moon - Sing and dance the Wiccan rune. Widdershins go when the Moon doth wane, An’ the Werewolf howls by the dread Wolfsbane. When the Lady’s Moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her times two. When the Moon rides at Her peak Then your heart’s desire seek. Heed the Northwind’s mighty gale - Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. When the West wind blows o’er thee, Departed spirits restless be. Nine woods in the Cauldron go - Burn them quick an’ burn them slow. E
Whur Is Da Love
hummm ok soo wuhr are all the brothers that love thick withe women hummmm lets see a show of hands come on now .... ok better yet just show some love to my page an dont forget to holla at ur gurl muah much love to all of ya
Drama Lovers
If A Person is going to talk trash about someone that they don't even know, have never spoken too,Never even tried to speak to ....Only by Judging what they see in a picture ... then shouldn't they be open for communication when that person comes to them RESPECTFULLY and without malice to try to understand why it is they would LABEL them a DECEITFUL BAD PERSON??? How the FUCK do you decide you don't like a person by looking at a picture that is not offensive in any way. Just because "YOU THINK" your a psychic. Even those who claim to have the BEST psychic ability in the world ADMIT that sometimes they are WRONG with their interpretation and at least have the GOOD MANNERS to face that and admit it. I have deleted a portion of the persons name Because I don't want this person harassed in any way so please don't ask the persons name. I have nothing against this person, This person has enough on their plate to deal with at this time and I do not wish to add to their distress. I wish
Bithday
its my birthday, comments please or gifts
Written For Me From A Fan! Ty Babe
Find Me???
Here are the other places I'm at, for whoever is interested. http://youravon.com/tiffinitaylor http://www.gypsyflower.com http://gypsymisstress.bebo.com http://gypsyworld.ning.com http:''en.netlog.com/gypsyheart I'm not that much of an exhibitionist on these other places; I use most ,like this site for fun and to meet interesting people. So if you want to drop by, do and if not thats fine also. I just like new and interesting people. thank you all for making me happy here at fubar. I plan on posting new pics sometime this weekend on here. have a good weekend.
Life Is Funny
well here i sit waiting to go to work and thinking about someone dear to me, who is far away. ok well actually 2 people. both i have feelings for but in different ways. 1 is an ex the other i am seeing where we will go, but both live far from me. other than family members who would have thought i could care for 2 people at once. the feelings for the ex are fading but still linger maybe because of our history and our kids, the other i met and we had a BLAST. so much so that i never wanted to end when it did, but will hopefully have more soon. oh well now i have to go to work and think about mainly 1 person til i can talk to him again!! you know who you are. sorry all i was just bored and needed to vent, but thanks for checking. When I originally wrote this I was thinking of 2 people. now I am sitting here thinking about only 1 person in this blog. He has my heart and has since 1999,we have not been split up for too long, only about a year, I try to let him go but, somehow we always e
" Keeping Prayers Going For Mom Helen "
BEEN THINKING SO MUCH ABOUT MY KAGE AND MOM HELEN , AND NEEDING PRAYERS TO PLEASE KEPT GOING TY ALL IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME CHERIE & KAGE Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! HAVE A GOOD REST OF DAY AND EVENING
For Jessa
Well Written (lol)
Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mummy." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, To Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to your silly daddy." The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son to
I Copied This So U All Might Know A Little More About The Call Me Feature
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a
Funny!
A man cooks a deer but doesn't tell the kids what it is.. So he gives a clue.. It's what ur mother calls me! The son yells "Don't eat it.. It's a f*ckin Dick" !!!!
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Marvel Comics 2
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 by X Writer © “Hey, he’s not for me!” Bobby yelled, annoyed. “He’s Alison Blaire’s boyfriend...” The Brazilian mutant’s voice trailed off as the man continued to walk on, ignoring him. “Fucking puta.” “Let me handle the next one, slugger.” Guido laughed. His large hand reached out and clasped the shoulder of another passing roadie. “Excuse me. Have you seen a blonde poofter looking leather boy with a stupid look on his face?” “Weird. You’re the second person to ask about this guy. Sure, man.” The guy gestured over to the Mutatis’ trailer. “I saw him go around the back of that trailer with some platinum blonde groupie. That was a while ago.” “Thanks, pal.” Guido released the roadie’s shoulder. “Not exactly what I wanted to hear, but you just made my night a whole lot easier. You see two blonde guys, one tall, one scrawny, as well?” “Yeah, man. That’s who was asking about the leat
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You're Special!!!!
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make
Dc Comics 2
The Examination Ch. 03 by vargas111 © "Wonder Woman!" James announced, only stating what was evident. "Wonder Woman!" he said again more softly, still not adding anything to the information already available. "I'm gong to fuck Wonder Woman!" If he had not been a respected member of the medical profession, the expression on Dr. James Bock's face would have to be called a shit-eating grin. "I've always wanted to fuck Wonder Woman," he exclaimed, adumbrating the obvious. Every man in America wanted to fuck Wonder Woman. Amaka shook her head. Devoted as she was to this man, at times like this she recognized that James, like others of his gender, was still just an overgrown teen-age boy. "Daring, do you think we should?" Amaka asked. "She *is* a superheroine. Without her who knows what dangers our country would face from natural disasters, foreign invaders, demented scientists, and alien predators. Can we afford to turn her into a sex slave of this Col. Trevor?" "I'm going to
Autumn, The New Room, & The Killer Box!
" Strangers Just Ripping And Not Asking "
'inocent_babygur...' just ripped your 'photo' from 'PsychoBitch Dizzy's FU Wife VIP assistant to Death of special forces'! inocent_ba...: no need i didnt ask for ur thnks ->inocent_ba...: i can make you one if you like ->inocent_ba...: ty ->inocent_ba...: ty inocent_ba...: ok iw will but u should be proud ppl like ur work ->inocent_ba...: out of respect to all here you need to ask the person not take it upon your self to rip ->inocent_ba...: and you need to delete it before i fix you inocent_ba...: then in your option block the rips ->inocent_ba...: excuse me i made it you have no right to it ITS CALLED " RESPECT " BEFORE TAKING WHAT IS NOT YOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel's Thought's On Whatever
OK THE WAY I SEE THIS, IS I HAVE SET MY NSFW PIC'S TO FAMILY ONLY. THERE WERE ALOT OF COMMENTS ON WHY AM I FAT. WELL YOU SEE MY OTHER PIC'S WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EVEN SEE THE NSFW. I FEEL IF YOU DONT LIKE THE BIG LADYS THEN DON'T ASK TO BE MY FRIEND OR FAMILY JUST TO PUT ME DOWN. I KNOW I AM NOT A SIZE 5. AND AS YOU CAN SEE I AM NOT. SO KEEP YOUR NASTY/HURTFUL COMMENTS TO YOURSELF. OK THANKS ANGEL. Check your Driver's License I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it out. It's unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove." This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. Please notify a
Help Sister Please
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my sisters pic in fat sonnys contest please HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TUESDAY TILL TUESDAY 5 PM TILL 5 PM EST SHE IS IN FOURTH PLACE NOW PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN THANKS thanks laura
Hellllllllllllllllp Please
thanx to all who help...
Wake Up Call Done
My eldest daughter called me last night and we had a long talk and everything is good again...I told her to go and talk to her principle about her non abilities to learn from the teachers that she has and to express her concerns about college and her grades as she wants to go to a very well known college..so I am happy that she called and we talked...now the next problem is the youngest daughter...I will get into that at a later date...lol
He Gave Me All 1's
http://www.fubar.com/user/1115463
'64 Impala
i need a sugar mama so she can buy me a '64 impala from the gift shop, if anyone is lookin to spoil a hot guy let me know, once ur my sugar mama i become ur sex slave that's a fair trade
Are U A Fa N Yet?
THXX
Sexiest Witch Contest Rules
Welcome to the Sexiest Witch contest! Very simple rules: No Hating No Cheating No Downrating NO Drama Self bombing VERY highly encouraged Contest opens at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on the 26th, ends at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on Halloween. Whoever has the most comments by then wins the big kahuna! Good luck and HAVE FUN! Prizes, prizes PRIZZIZES: 1st Place: A custom made morph. Just for you!!!! 2nd place: A ticker message to slap up all over Fubar! 3rd place: A big Pimpin gift of my choice (no, I can't afford to get you a million dollar mansion....lol)
Somewhere In The Night
Somewhere in the night a child cries, A woman weeps and someone dies. Somewhere in the night, humanity hides. Somewhere in the night , a soul screams, As people fade and die, lost in dreams. Somewhere in the night, reality lives. Somewhere in the night loneliness dwells, As people die, no sounding bells. Somewhere in the night, she dies alone. Somewhere in the night ... Where is the light?
_-michelle-_
There was soemthing I searched for through 46 states. And 3 different countries to add to the stakes. It all seemed so hopeless so much time was a waste. I prayed everynight to God for a taste. I just wanted love, such a simple request. The answer was always "no simply not yet" So I kept up the search for someone like me. I looked and i roamed wondered where she could be. Did she exist or was it all just a dream. I thought "what a fool" as I kicked and I screamed. There is no one there, at least not for me. Hope there was none or none I could see. I gave up what I longed for and let everything be. A life with another was just not for me. Then she came out of nowhere like a wave from the sea. And crashed on my heart like I couldn't believe. But easy it's not for a fight lies ahead. But thats nothing to me i'v fought and i'v bled. Though the battlefields different then ever before. Different then drudging through mud and through gore. For here only lov
Book Tour Schedule
When an out-of-work actor with a penchant for ultra-violent sex teams up with an amateur pornographer, the result is a lucrative business filled with unimaginable horrors. Only when things take an incestuous turn, does Jack Sanders learn the dangers of the snuff film business. The mutilated bodies turning up across California are nothing compared to the revenge-driven imagination of a victim’s father. Bodily fluids splatter the pages of “Snuff” as glimpses of Jack’s abusive childhood and shattered dreams build up to an unforgettable climax. Brace yourself for an unapologetic experiment in brutality Written by Eric Enck and Adam Huber. Will be released on May 10th 2008. It will be available at Borders Bookstores, Barnes and Noble, amazon.com, the horrormall, hot topic, Walmart.com and Target.com This is a brutal and deeply evil novel. AUTUMN BOOK TOUR Dover Delaware Walden Books October 27th and 28th 1-4pm Signing TELL ME YOUR NAME, THE RECKONIN
Poems I Love... There All Sweet And Loving
For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love. - Chris Messick - A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like s
Back From Hospital
I am back home fro a few and would like to thank you for all the love , i am very sick and am making it day to day, please keep me in your prayers and blessings, ill will be on when i can get on, been very rough , and had surgery, which was quiet pain full and took allot of my energy away, i missed everyone and hope all my friends support me , thank you all.......Billy Tucker aka Just Shizzle
Thoughts
what is it with people on messenger? If you leave your status as availible and heaven forbid you leave the glue spot that your ass sticks to for awhile, they automatically assume that for some fucked up reason your "ignoring" them and get all pissy about it. People, wake the fuck up and grow some common sense! What is on the other end of that screen is a HUMAN BEING, who has an actual life outside of talking to your ass, or in some cases putting up with you. And what about those ones who if you dont answer in a short amount of time, they repeatedly hit the BUZZ button...........That is the worst thing to do to someone who suffers from migranes! I cant stand when people do that. Its like they think you have to drop everything your doing right now to answer them.......and its usually stupid shit too. Then you get those ones that if someone they know writes a blog(which is usually just thoughts or bullshit words anyways)that points to everyone in general they automatically assume that
Tubing..as In ..innertube..duh!;)
The §even And 1... M, 22 Saint Louis, MO The Tube Jump Challenge created @ 2007-10-25 08:35:33 -- expires in: 14 hr [EVERYONE] I claim to be the "Tube King". I don't mind stepping down, as long as it is to a worthy Opponent and a master of the Tube themselves. I have been challenged to a "Tube Off", and my thought is "Who's gonna take this all the way?" Who do you think is the tube master tn=1" border=0> 82 votes 262 views 16 comments Myself, The Seven ** OR ** Her, JohnJacob...
Be Still (song Lyrics)
Halloween Party
My husband (J) and I went to an awesome Halloween party last weekend. We’d decided last month we wanted to go, when we met a couple (T and P) at the August party we wanted to see again, and, I wanted to go to a costume party. :) I found my costume a few weeks ago. I was the “Stitch Witch”. J was a biker. (YUMMY)… We weren’t sure if our friends M and K were going to go, but as long as T and P were going, we were there! After a long drive, and a shower, we were ready to go. M and K were there already… they’d gone straight to the party. M took a picture of me from under the table! The hosts post pictures of the parties on their site, and there they are. LOL T and P finally showed up. T got J to dance, even. :D Well, much flirting ensued. M was drinking a LOT. They had “underwear roses” on the tables, and M said if I found him one in black, he’d wear it. A challenge? I accept… I had one for him in about 15 seconds. :) Five minutes later, M comes
What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but do not forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like ... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypr
Moving
I keep moving along One day it’s you The next it’s someone new I know I need to stop and plant myself Grow some roots but I can’t deny this restlessness That takes a hold of me I keep searching for the way it used to be When I was in love with you and we were so free You set me on fire with every kiss Your eyes seared me with each breath And your face and touch is the one I miss But what a mess we made And we both went our own way So I keep moving along Waiting for someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is just the way it is But what a mess we made The hurt and pain that cut us deep The words we should have hid away Accusations and resentments Piled up so deep We had to swim our way out Or we would have drowned So who can blame you and me So I keep moving along Wanting someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is the way it is

is it just me or is there more people out there who get tired of other people beggin for vip's blast and fubucks if there is let me no who wants to do some foot pics for me let me know female only i was thinkin about havein a contest next month for the sexiest female feet and the winner gets a blast how many women would like to join in
100 Things Or Something.lol
1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT. barely visible "y" shaped scar on my right cheeck from a fight with another boy when I was a kid. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of me and my daughter, and Bro and parents. 3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? Not big on Cellphones that do everything but wash dishes...simple slider that does wut I need it to do (function as a phone!) LoL 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything. I can stand any kind for a maximum of an hour.lol 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? The rolling green hills (default) 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? hmmmm.... to meet that which I've been searching for.... 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 6:23PM 10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? SHe was psycho. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not usually. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? the one who was supposed to make me smile. 13.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE
Been Away
A week ago tues my oldest son was having a medical problem, push came to shove and he ended up in the hospital and within 2 hrs they knew he needed brain surgery. The best in the country to do this was in Cleveland Ohio. So we loaded up the motor home and brought him here. He had his surgery wed. was a 5 hr deal. Good news they got all the problem and things are looking very good. He is one lucky guy. Reminds me that life can turn on a dime. Be thankful for what you have in your life, these are the sorts of things that can take it all away very fast. Remember to say I love you to those you love.
Fuck It
the reason i fll for my ex, yeah i fineally realised it, earlier this evening i was talking to a friend i met when i was like 19 years old, he liked me then but he has turned shallow, and it made me realise that i had a habit of falling for the first guy that would treat me like i was worth looking at, yeah because i am short and round, so what? i don't need that shit anymore, i give up, don't need it don't want it don't have to put up with it
So Yea
and lost and confused
Rehab
WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE......not..... >A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... >She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. >She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. >As he did, she gently caressed his full beard >"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both >hands. >"Actually, no," he replied. >"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her >Hands beyond his beard and into his hair. >"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can >do?" >"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her >Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her >fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. >"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say >"Tell him," she whispered, >"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies >room."
This Is Rather Confusing
You know what is really sad is, ever since joining when it was CherryTap and now it being Fubar, I only know other than my girlfriend of course, I only know two people that live in Traverse City, MI. that is on my friends list and/or family list, that's pretty damn sad! What is wrong with this picture, huh? I can't be that scary looking and last time I checked I couldn't bite at all but I know it's pretty damn sad when there is other people that live in Traverse City, MI. and not many in this town want to be around me, that's sad and pathetic and it shouldn't matter if I'm working or not, I do have a right to have friends in this town and for those that I thought were friends that I think aren't on here, they need a damn wakeup call because I know full well, I wouldn't just make them feel like they've been shoved into a closet and left there. that's for sure.
Help
IM AT 17,05 NOW AND NEED TO LEVEL UP ONCE I GET TO MY LEVEL FIVE I CAN PUT MY CRUSH ON ONE LUCKY STUD MUFFIN LOL:p PLEASE HELP ME OUT TYVM
Courtesy
So the new patch for WOW is active now and the one thing I think is funny is this line from it: If a player dies 50 times or more in a battleground, they will no longer be worth honor for the remainder of that battle. lol ok if you are getting killed more then err 25 times during BG I think you need to pack it in and find a new game to play say like marbles. Who in the wold is getting ganked this much???? Or maybe you should play your character instead of having someone power level it for you. Oh and hunter said goodbye to the snake trap glitch. no more killing flagged players with it lol Gary Gygax Has passed If some of you do know know him he was a game designer and a co-creator of the role playing game D&D. I remember playing this game at the age of 12 and have not stopped playing it yet. I had a blast playing as a teen and found it very cool when a friend of mine kids wanted to learn . We had some late nights wondering what lurked around the conner. I still re-call th
Pinoy Tambayan
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Why is it that men and women play games with each other??WHY dont they just let things happen as Mother Nature intended??? May be its human nature to play the "GAME"Why?Both sexs know why we were put on this earth;so why delay the ineveitable??If we have feelings for someone let them know,no holds bnared!!! INSTEAD MEN and WOMEN,both sexes are guilty of"PLAYING"the game of"LOVE".Why not just let your feelings be known as soon as they happen instead of hiding them??? First of all you are only delaying the ineveitable ,plus you make the other person wonder if they really made an impression on you?This is "BULLCRAP".Let them know up front,instead of giving them time to think!?!?!! After what I have been through Im a little hesitant about what I say to a woman,but,Im just getting over a one sided relationship!! I gave she took and LIVED in her Fantasy WORLD!!This relationship was doomed from the begining and Ijust couldnt see it.But now I have BEEN THERE DONE THAT WONT GO T
Wedding
WE WILL BE HAVING A WEDDING IN THE TWILIGHT LOUNGE!! HERE IS THE LINK....http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51052 THE CEREMONY WILL BE DONE BY PASTOR ANDY DJ MYNSY Pastor~Andy~DJ Mynxy ~& White Doves Fubar Lover& Husband@ fubar ....AND WILL HELD AT 1PM... WE ALSO STILL NEED TO 3 WITNESSES, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED PLEASE LET US KNOW... AND WE WOULD LIKE FOR EVERYONE TO BE THERE!!!!! THANKS...MUAH
Pimipout Woohoo!!!!!!
This is my personal pimp so could all my friends go show all these guys some love they are great people Joke®s Wild™ - The Blogz you love to hate - Engaged to DJ Lacey@ fubar INFARRED~DIRTY SOUTH CREW~FOUNDER OF SPIRIT BOMBERS~WTC TRIBAL COUNCIL~D&DC~~ LOVING MIKE ALWAYS~~@ fubar Hitman6 FOUNDER & PRESIDENT OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar ★☆★ƒreedom ίsnt ƒree★☆★**No Salute=No Add**@ fubar There they are so pimp them out i would like to take time to tell all of you ty so much and i am going to do this more and more so plzzzzz help and thank you all so much DJPhilburg360
Stuff I Need Please
If Anyone Have Paintsho pro, Let me know, i look for some one to sent me a copy please
Food For Thought
A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO,' he said. I have decided to choose one of you. The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. I am going to give each one of you a seed today - a very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO.' One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Every day, he would water it and w
Friends
*Friends are like candles that give light to our path... *It is better to have a critical friend than the one who flatters you... *A loyal friend is like a safe shelter, find one and you have found a treasure... *A loyal friend is like medicine that keeps you in good health... *A friend loves at all time!... TRUE FRIENDSHIP enable us to share some of our deepest thoughts and feelings w/ one another. Our happiness overflows when we share it with them, our sorrows and problems vanish when we tell it to our friends. FRIENDS make us stronger each day because they are ready to enlighten and support us in any undertaking. We become special whenever we are with them because they make us feel valuable, loved and respected. We can count on FRIENDS... ... to listen to our problems ... to keep a secret ... to have a fun day and night ... to fix something that's broken ... for an honest opinion ... for encouragement ... we share with them our deepest secrets, hopes and des
I Need Your Attention And Help Please
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1027945&albumid=753025&i=3324651646 Lady Mel PLEASE BOMB THIS PIC IM IN A CONTEST STARTING TODAY THE 26TH AND IT ENDS NOVEMBER 2ND AND U KNOW IM ALL FOR HELPING U IF U NEED IT MY FRIENDS AND FOR THOSE OF U THAT HELP ME THANK U SOOOOO MUCH I OWE U BIG TIME AND THOSE WHO DONT WELL I FEEL FOR U AND I STILL AM YA FRIEND ANYWAYS :) THANK U ALL SO MUCH!!
Going Back To Michigan
well dont know if i should go back to calif of to texas Well i have a chance togo to michigan and viste or stay I dont know what i shall do or shall i move back to maine or stay here In Midwest city, Ok
5 Year Old Fatally Hit By Train?
A father whose 5-year-old boy was killed by a train Thursday while playing near train tracks in Watauga said he is searching for answers and looking for a way to give meaning to his son's death. Five-year-old Kevin Bradford's older brother, Josh, told his father, Tony Bradford, that he tried to save his older brother the night he and two others went on the train tracks behind their apartment. "This is what my son, my 5-year-old, made in school," Mr. Bradford said while holding up a drawing of a lion. "One of the last things he made in school, I guess." Since that fatal Thursday night, Mr. Bradford said he has had many questions about how and why his son died. "Was it a big hole in the fence you went through or a small hole?" he asked his son. The hole is where Josh said he, Kevin and other children sometimes crawled through to get to the tracks to look for special rocks and bones. "It was this wide," Josh replied while holding out his arms. Josh said while the apar
God's Letter To Women
When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man, because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. >From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life.I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you....... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The ribcage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as
Off The Wall Shit
There are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: 'Smurf Sex' This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: 'Kitchen Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: 'Bedroom Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your Sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: 'Hallway Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: 'Religious Sex' Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called: 'Courtroom Sex' This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court a
Sorry I've Been Mia!!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sorry, i have been too busy with work & have not had time to show some love like i used to, but this is the busy season 4 me now & my time is very limited.. As soon as things slow down & back to normal, i'll be back up & at it again.. Stay blessed & take care always, Huggssss & Smiles Have a Wonderful Weekend! xoxox @}----;------ Hunni;)
Weight Loss
I was doing so good then I crashed, ate all kinds of goodies. Guess I will have to work on my will power. I am using Sparkpeople.com to log in what I eat and workout to see if I can keep better track of what I am doing. wish me luck This is my 9th day of dieting, I just finished a 20 minute cardio workout, I am Hot and sweaty. BUT I lost a inch in my hips and waist YAY, no idea if I lost weight my scale batteries died. Could be a good thing. Well I am off to take a shower. Well all last winter I did really good on working out everyday, eating right but the weight it's self didn't seem to go anywhere. I was getting slimmer but stayed the same weight. Very frustrating. Well this fall winter season I am just watching my calorie intake and not working out as much, due to so much school work. And I am dropping the weight. I have lost 15lbs, I need to lose at least another 15 to be only 49% overweight. Beign tall really helps hide the weight, and of course wearing baggy clothing. So I gue
What Is A Rose?
Budding young at heart shadowed by leaves of hope WHITE for an infinite beginning, purified and new RED brings about deepest love, honest and true Alone so simple, joined together now perfect unity Petals so softly hinted PEACH, blushing modesty ORANGE fills the fascination of tainted flames Enlightened with CORAL shimmers a hidden desire Impossible dreams reaching from the BLUEST skies Bleeding into shades of PINK gracefully begins to cry Becoming PURPLE so fulfilling yet exquisitely unique YELLOW is that special friendship we all tend to seek Thorns unevenly spaced out scattered throughout Even the strongest must be careful not to fall Silhouetted with a tears of BLACKENED thoughts Remind us of a life we all once tenderly did share So next time you hold a rose as simple as it may seem Remember just how precious the gifts of life may be…
She In Contest
Music That I Care About
NEW ALBUM COMING SOON in 2008 "INFIERNO" LSD.com Love Sex n Death I love this band! they are ROCKSTARS! Splendid Chaos would like to let everyone on myspace be the first to know. For all you people wanting to buy the CD which is no longer available you can now purchase the songs directly off of our myspace site. I hope you all enjoy this feature and feel free to pass the word along. If you would like to help SC sell these songs feel free to click the share this store link and paste into your page. Thanks for all of your support. Also dont forget to go to the Splendid Chaos Website to get all of your Splendid Chaos gear. (T-shirts, Hats, etc) We all look forward to everyone coming on out and party it up with Jagermeister and Splendid Chaos. Add yourself to the Splendid Chaos Fan Map Click Here Link to Splendid Chaos Please place this banner on your page and help promote SPLENDID CHAOS. To add our banner to your website simply copy the code
Jokes
CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud... I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! (And I feel it too!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal- The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (Y A THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. I
All My Frinds Yee Haw
hay to all my friends and family and all fubar users im a 40 year old man my wife is 38 and sick we live off socialsecurity and we cant aford to keep the bills payed i hate to ask but if anyone could send help we would be forever greightfull if u cant help its ok we love u all the same im glad to make new friends and wish i could buy the world a coke and keep them company if u read this and its affinding any of you im sry but blogs are for people to say help or how thay feal so please read at your own risk and all the help i get ill find a way to repay the grattiude ty for listining to me blurt love u all have a gr8 day richie someone please tell me y put all the pictures on here if u dont want people to see them can any one give me a good answer to this question another blogg by me yehawwwwwwwwww i dont know what the freek are bloggs for get one reader one rate heck are all u other people to bizzy for the l
This Is The Meaning Of Love
Someone who makes you feel good about living, Who brings out the you who is joyful and giving This is the meaning of love. Something that gives you a chance to be strong, Or trust in another to help you along This is the meaning of love. Somewhere that you feel like you've been forever, A place where you're growing and learning together. This is the meaning of love. All that I am, ALl that I see, All that I dream and I do Are better and brighter And filled with more meaning Because of my feelings for you.
My Grandson
Dear Blog, Im here today with a weighted heart, as you know dear blog, my children and grandchildren are the core of life. My Grandson has been sick, and has been a concern with me for a long time. He is only 15 months old and has been on antibiotics so much since he was born. Which is never a good sign. It is one of the most over used man made drug there is. He was a preemie when born and it seems he has always struggled with one thing or another, from sleep apnea to infections. He has had his adenoids removed. He is scheduled to have tubes in ears this Wednesday. I am sure they will wait now becuase of the lab work. His latest illness has added a yeast infection from all the antibiotics. My daughter went back to the doctor today to find out the results of his test he had done recently. They are making him an appointment at Rileys children Hospital with a specialist. His blood count was all off and they are not sure what is going on. I pray they find out w
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PLEASE COPY THE RULES AND KEEP THEM IN EVERY BLOG SO THAT IT KEEPS GOING THANX!!!! (COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__ ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 3 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU WILL ONLY BE ON 1 BLOG UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE TOP 3 PEOPLE TWICE OR THREE TIMES,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 3..IF YOU AREE IN THE TOP 3 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN THANXAmber aKa CaSpEr - Dbo71's Woman - SCF Bombers Freedom Bombing/Leveling Family@ fubar♥StiNa AKA SKEETER♥ Member oF "THE PRIDE" & K.O.W (BARTENDAR 4 TECHNO vol.69)@ fubarBIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTER@ fubar PLEASE COPY THE RULES AND KEEP THEM IN EVERY BLOG SO THAT IT KEEPS GOING THANX!!!! (COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG
Why Women Get Cranky
Why women get cranky! We started to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra that boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next we get our periodsin our early to mid teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your ututerus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend a
Health Update
Hey All, Just to update everyone where i have been. Initially i was released from the hospital after 3 days with diagnosed concussion & a tear in my oblique muscle, & some general back trauma. All this from rolling my truck. Anyhow last week, i was on fubar, went to lay down & was awakened by severe pain on my left side & the inability to get a full breath ( i work in healthcare ) so i knew there was an issue at hand, i was taken to the e.r. A x-ray was done & confirmed my left lung had partially collapsed, probally due to a piece of rib bone they may have missed initially.. so i havd a chest tube placed ( worst fucking pain ever ) & my lung was successfully re-inflated. I was released back home on wednesday & am finally feeling well enough to pop on & say hi. I HAVE MISSED ALL OF YOU & THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE VERY SPECIAL TO ME ( YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ) I HAE MISSED YOU THE DAMN MOST. Anyhow, sorry to be rambling on & on. LIXXXXXXXXXX
My Feelings For Today
I've been sittin' here stairin' at the clock on the wall And I've been layin' here prayin' Prayin' she won't call It's just another call from home and you'll get it and be gone and I'll be cryin' And I'll be beggin' you baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waitin' My Heart on my sleeve Oh for the next time we'll be here seems like a million years and I think I'm dyin' What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of bein' lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep tellin' me baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like bein' used and I'm tired of waitin' It's too much pain to have to bare To love a man you have to share Why don't you stay I'm down on my k
Motorcycling 101
The Wave By Tom Ruttan The bike's passenger seat swept up just enough that I could see over my father's shoulders. That seat was my throne. My dad and I traveled many back roads, searching for the ones we had never found before. Traveling these roads just to see where they went. Never in a rush. Just be home for supper. I remember wandering down a back road with my father, sitting on my throne watching the trees whiz by, feeling the rumble of our bike beneath us like a contented giant cat. A motorcycle came over a hill toward us and as it went by, my father threw up his gloved clutch hand and gave a little wave. The other biker waved back with the same friendly swing of his left wrist. I tapped my father on his shoulder, which was our signal that I wanted to say something. He cocked his helmeted ear back slightly while keeping his eyes ahead. I yelled, "Do we know him?" "What?" he shouted. "You waved to him. Who was it?" "I don't know. Just another guy on a bike. So I w
Batgirl Series
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 09 by Angelique Bouchette© Renee Montoya smiled and nodded. "Hello Ms. Gordon, we meet again. I think you also know my partner, Detective Harvey Bullock. May we come in?" "Oh yes, yes of course." Barbara stepped aside and waved them inside. The eyes of both detectives opened wide, as they saw the shapely figure of Batgirl, sitting on the sofa. "I think you both know the Dark Damsel," Barbara said, as she closed the door behind them. "I thought you might as well question both of us at the same time." Batgirl nodded her head in greeting. "Officers." Montoya cleared her throat. "Ah, yes, very ah, thoughtful of you, Ms. Gordon." "Please make yourselves comfortable, officers," Barbara added, indicating the two armchairs facing the couch, but on the opposite side of the coffee table. "Can I get you both something to drink?" Harvey's piggy eyes lit up at the suggestion. "Tea? Coffee?" Harvey pulled a face and shuddered. If it ha
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PLEASE COPY THE RULES AND KEEP THEM IN EVERY BLOG SO THAT IT KEEPS GOING THANX!!!! (COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__ ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 4 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU CAN BE ON THE TOP LIST OF ALL FOUR PEOPLE AND AT THE END REFER BACK TO CANDLE MANN TO BE ADDED TO THE CM PIMPOUT..PLEASE MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOP 4 KNOW THE RULES AND HOW TO POST A PIMPIN BLOG FOR THE NEXT 4 KEEP IT ROLLIN PEEPS ,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 4..IF YOU ARE IN THE TOP 4 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL (YOU WILL HAVE A TOTAL OF FIVE 5 PEOPLE COUNTING CANDLE MANN ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN THANX _____________ Amber aKa CaSpEr - Dbo71's Woman - SCF Bombers Freedom Bombing/Leveling Family@ fubar♥StiNa
Breaking News
My son and daughter in law have just had their first baby today , October 26th born at 12 noon central time , a baby boy weighing 9 pounds . :) Lisa Sweet is a proud Grandma
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My Son
if you cant leave a nice comment about my sons pics plz donot view them. he is only 2 years old and has done nothing to anybody for some one to call him a faggot
Did U Do Blog Train?
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Rabbit Health Issues
Peter my Stud Male Rabbit that I rescued from an Abused Home has Swollen Testicles.An his hind Legs are Paralized. Looks to me that he was Bitten by a Recluse Spider.If Peter Dies he proberly wouldn't be Crock potable with a Poison in his system. With the Goverment Slicing my Check I cannot afford the Vet.When my Buddy gets home in an Hr.Should we take it out an Shoot him ? Please Comment Bottom this Blog for Suggestions.Ty. Hopefully gets better
To Someone They Know Who
Im not doing this to be mean. Just i feel poems can say lot for how you feel.If i think back on the time we had together was the grestest thing. You did make a differnce in my life.To know our love was strong, i know you loved me and i loved you.I hold you close to my heart forever and always. Your still the one that know more about me then everyone does. Yes In the end we might not be together but think we still got each together and the one thing i love. I love the fact we are still friend and still close as forever. I still wanna be in your life, still be the one you can feel you can tell anything to. To be able to love each other as bestfriend. YEs you have a place in my heart that special just for you. Yes you can Touch me like no one has. I feel your pain and your tears. I hurt when your sad, i cry when you cry.... just like that bestfriend poem...When your sad or hurt i want to be there to help you up to let you know everything will be okay. I want to be there when you tell me a
Please Help This Lady To Godmother
Every now and then you find a friend who helps you out, whether it be rating things, being a boombastic comment bomber, or just being there as a shoulder to cry on, this lady has always been there for me... This is my second New Years wish so listen closely... Can you please go rate Mz Mic's things and help her to Godmother? I promise the love will be returned. Please rate, fan, add her, as well. She's a friend worth having, and a friend worth keeping... ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Please go show some fan, rate, add love to the suercalifragalstic blogger, too... ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~Club F.A.R.~ LET'S GET MISSY TO LEVEL 14. The 13th LEVEL IS JUST TOO BAAAD FOR HER! EVERYONE PLEASE REV UP YOU RATE ENGINES! PLEASE HELP MISSY TO LEVEL 14 Missy says: Happy Holidays "Please level me to 14" THIS PIMPTASTIC LEVELING BLOG HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INFAMOUS SASSY LAURIE... PLEASE SHOW HER SOM
Bringing Sexy Back!!
To You From Me Everyone
Get More at COMMENTYOU.comFree at CommentDog.com IM SORRY I CAN'T GET TO YOU FOR WHATEVER IT MIGHT BE BUT COMPUTER IS MESSING UP I MISS YOU THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1097742&albumid=765845&i=836587471
Lip Lovers Contestants!
Thanks Liz!! My Hero!!
I ran out of gas in on the 710 last night on my way to Long Beach. So I coasted off the freeway and into an outlet shoe store in Carson. They were closed but a guy told me there was a gas station a few miles down the road. So I started pushing my bike. I was only about half a mile or so down the road when Liz, the assistant manager from the store I was at asked if I wanted a ride. I told her that it was okay, but she insisted on helping. So she drove me to the gas station. But they didnt take cards. So she drove me to a bank...then back to the gas station then back to my bike. I tried to offer her some gas money but she wouldn't take it. Anyways.. thank you Liz..evan though I know you'll never see this. I'm just really glad to know that there are still nice helpful people out there!!
Deklet
I don't usually blog, but the more this year goes on the more I am convinced that more and more people are becoming shallow and selfish. I have lots of examples I could quote but I won't, I'm not one to make a public exhibition of my or anyone else's shortcomings.. what I will say is I'm dismayed by the lack of honesty on here and in 'real life'.. so in future I'm making this proviso : I value friendship above most things in this life - so if you don't intend to be open, honest and true with me, then delete me and move on, find someone you can be shallow with, somewhere where loyalty and integrity don't matter at all...there are still nice people online and elsewhere, and I'd much rather spend my time with them - cos life is too short to be living a lie. Love and Peace (&Truth!) to you all.
Contest
OK PEEPS I DOIN A CONTEST IT WILL START 12MIDNIGHT TONIGHT SUNDAY MORNING CENTRAL TIME _____________ RULES. 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO PRIZES OK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1ST= TICKER,OR A KEWL HALLOWEEN CUSTOM PICTURE,OR 90,000FU BUCKS 2ND= CORVETTE,OR PORSCHE,OR THE FU MONEY AMOUNT OF A VETTE 3RD MOTORCYCLE,OR 20,000FU BUCKS THIS WILL LAST 1 WEEK,AND STOP ON THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY AT 12CT PM CANDLE MANN IF U WANT IN THANX SLOTS FILLING FAST GET IN WHERE YA FIT IN :p
Kiss'in Me
WOULD YOU SHOULD YOU COULD YOU LET YOUR EX WIFE LIVE WITH YOU FOR A WHILE WHILE YOU ARE LIVING WITH AND ENGADGED TO A NEW LADY IN YOUR LIFE OR MAN I KNOW CHILDREN ARE THE LOVE OF OUR LIFES AND I KNOW YOU WOULD DO ANY THING IN THE WORLD FOR THEM AND TO SEE THEM BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LADY YOU ARE WITH NOW WHAT ABOUT HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THE OTHER ONE BEING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS SHE IS?AND AFTER YOU HAD A DREAM THAT THE EX WIFE TOOK THE LADY YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH? HEY I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH....OH MY GOD!!!! YOU COULDNT KEEP YOU FUCKING BIG MOUTH SHUT COULD YOU???? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE MY FUCKING BUSINESS HUH???? I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT....I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND....I GUESS NOT HUH!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!!!!NOW EVERYONE KNOWS HOW FUCKIN SEXY I REALLY AM!!! HA.HA.HA...LOL...SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR SEXY FRIENDS AND IF YOU ARE SEXY ENOUGH YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT BACK a very old man saw with his young son a pellet of VIAGRA (the blue pill) he said to him :hey this pill s
Thanks Everyone!
Thanks for all the points everyone that stopped by:) You are all wonderful people and good friends.
Downraters Don't Get !!
YOU KNOW YOU GET SOME PRETTY STUPID PEOPLE ON HERE TO DOWN RATE A TAG FOR THE TROOPS AND VETS OF ANY WAR . AND ITS SAD FOR THESE PEOPLE · Dboy215 rated your photo a '7'! HE IS 23 purpledolphinxo... rated your photo a '9'! SHE IS 37 AND IM LAMO BECAUSE I CAN PLAY TO AND BREW PLAYS IT BETTER SO, PLAY THE GAMES DOWNRATERS WHAT COMES AROUND DIFFERENTLY GOES AROUND . imikimi - Customize Your World
I Am In A Contest!!!
Horidscope?
You may have a brush with fame -- or be mistaken for a celebrity yourself. Something about you is attracting the attention of the universe, in any case -- and it can only make things better! edit: and I suppose that "universe" will all show up with their hand out too huh?
Random Thoughts...
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussy willows." The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!" A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye. He sits dow
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10/26/08
Come join me in the lounge and rock out to all genres they're all mixed up so you never know WHAT will pop up and I take and play all requests. Just found out today that house went into foreclosure 2 days ago. Need to try and find things to sell to raise money. Won't be on much all weekend getting things together and taking to antique malls to see if i can sell. Keep your fingers crossed that i can raise enough money since hubby has decided HE needs his money more than his family. A few prayers would help too. Love you guys
Please Comment The Pic Inside, See Below
Can you please help out this girl with as many comments under her pic as you can... She's a really sweet person, she does return the love, and she appreciates all help we've given her so far...
Friday 10-26-07
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Soul Mates!!!!
Two people with common interests, and characteristics, values, and views. They need not be lovers, but they need to be friends. Friends who share most anything, without having to worry, about what kind of reaction may be brought forth. Knowing that compassion and understanding will always be there. Knowing that caring advice comes from the heart, but is not ruled by it. One who can tease tears, and anger, frustration, and even a muddled mind Into a smile or a laugh. A person you wish to have as a part of your life, For always. You come close to asking "What could become of all of this, if circumstances ever came to allow it." For some reason, you always decide to stop. When the time comes, and I share this writing, I'm sure I'll be asked, -if only by one person- "Who did you write this for?" Thanks to someone in my life, who is all of this to me, I've written it for those who have found their soul mate. And for those who continue
I'll Be There....
*When no one is there for you* *And you think no one cares* *When the whole world walks out on you* *And you think you're alone* *I'll be there* *When the one you care about the most* *Could care less about you* *When the one you gave your heart to* *Throws it in your face* *I'll be there* *When the person you trusted* *Betrays you* *When the person you share all your memories with* *Cant even remember your birthday* *I'll be there* *When all you need is a friend* *To listen to you whine* *When all you need is someone* *To catch your tears* *I'll be there* * When your heart hurts so bad* * You cant even breathe* * When you just want to crawl up and die* *I'll be there* *When you start to cry* *After hearing that sad song* *When the tears just won't* *Stop falling down* *I'll be there* *So you see I'll be there until the end* *This is a promise I can make* *If you ever need me* *Just give me a call and...* *I'll be there...*
Love
Many are burned by love and then never try it again, as they are reluctant due to the pain it caused... to be loved, one must love themselves first..... to have love, one must allow love into their life to keep love, one must compromise with the one they love to keep the fire burning brightly.....to love..is simply to allow oneself to feel the heart open and allow to be loved.....dont be afraid of love, it can not kill you, only make you stronger .....granted it can hurt....but hurt is fixable, it can heal and it can make one wiser.... Put no demands on love, and love will bring you much. Give love away, and it will be yours in greater and greater abundance. With love, what was weak will grow strong. With love, what was impossible becomes real. Love can find the beauty and value in even the most desperate situation. Love will bring hope where nothing else can. Though love cannot be explained, it can never be denied. Love has its own reality that transcends the most oppress
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Nursing Research Survey
Would you kindly go to the given link and take the survey? It is for my Nursing Research class this semester. Thanks!!!! Click Here to take survey http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=noOtXI_2bMh7jH8ypzLnCTiw_3d_3d
Fubar Contests
I am sponsoring two contests, The first being a Solute David photo contest and the second being an Ass, Armpit, or Breasts contest. The winning salute will receive a 30 day VIP from me, and the winning Ass, Armpit or Breasts will win a blast. Rules: Salute David: Your salute must be a photo of yourself and include a message to me "FrogMaster David". Your salute may be rated G or rated XXX its completely your call. Winner will be decided by popular vote. Ass, Armpit, or Breasts: Yes it is exactly what it sounds like. Send a close up photo of your Ass, Armpit, or Breasts so that people are not sure which one they are looking at and have to guess, lol. As proof of it being your own photo with pen or marker write "David" somewhere on yourself in the camera frame. Winner will be decided by popular vote. How to enter: To enter post this photo in your photo gallery, then notify me of where to find it. I will then rip it to my contest gallery. Dates
Accident
Hi everyone! Just wanted to let you know that my week ended just perfectly today. On my way on from school, a guy pulled out of a shopping center parking lot, hit me in the front left quarter panel of my Dakota, sending me into a Town & Country van. With all the rain we have had in PA, there was nothing I could do to avoid anything! Sooooooooooooo, if I am a little stranger than usual, please understand. Fortunately everyone, with the exception of being a little stiff, is ok....except for the woman in the van who seems to have a possible broken collarbone. Thanks for your understanding!
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A Special Thing
Got this from a friend ...When I read it I loved it and wanted to share with my other friends Hope you enjoy as much as I did Being a human being is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. This was passed on to me from another pumpkin. Now, it is your turn to pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch. Happy Fall! A song that Kate really loves I would like to send the most heartfelt "Thank You" that Anyone has ever sent out! No one can imagine the emotions I am feeling right now!! I can not possibly thank all of personally. Some of you I've never even talked to nor met but, today you have shown me that Fubar is about m
Eat Lead World!
Ok so I've come to a crossroads in my life with many separate paths leading off from here. I went and looked at a stereo school in Houston today. It's a 12 week program covering everything from the basics of Watts' and Ohms' laws(yeah when you get certified you have to know how it all ties together) to speakerbox design to working with fiberglass and metals. And that's just the first 4 weeks! The next four get more in depth with alot more hands on design and build. The third 4 cover custom interior and sewing(building seats, working with all types of materials, custom dash and lighting). Overall the program sounds really good to me but I'm not sure whether I want to give up on trying to get back to college or not. I've been trying(though sometimes not very hard) for the last year to get a job but nothing seems to be turning up. The first legit(great pay awesome benefits retirement and I qualify) job interview I get and I managed to screw it up. Some days I think I wasn't meant to ke
Army
Hey everyone, Some of you may not know but I have been in the process of joining the U.S. Army Reserves. Well Wednsday morning I headed to Chicago to the MEPS center to do my physical and all that other good stuff. Yesterday I got to swear in and finally become a soldier. I am now PFC Maulding of the United States Army Reserves. I will be leaving for basic training on Feb. 06, 2008 and will be going to Fort Jackson, South Carolina. Wish me the best and I will keep all of you updated
Contest Is Now Open!
Let's get this party started!
Want In?
OK PEEPS I DOIN A CONTEST IT WILL START 12MIDNIGHT TONIGHT SATURDAY MORNING CENTRAL TIME _____________ RULES. 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO PRIZES OK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1ST= TICKER,OR A KEWL HALLOWEEN CUSTOM PICTURE,OR 90,000FU BUCKS 2ND= CORVETTE,OR PORSCHE,OR THE FU MONEY AMOUNT OF A VETTE 3RD MOTORCYCLE,OR 20,000FU BUCKS THIS WILL LAST 1 WEEK PM CANDLE MANN IF U WANT IN THANX SLOTS FILLING FAST GET IN WHERE YA FIT IN :p
Up Date On Mom Helen
Up Date On Mom Helen
DUE TO THE PERSON THAT SCREWED ME OVER AND SPONGED OFF OF ME , IM NOT ABLE TO AFFORD THE VIP , SO ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL BE ONLY GETTING 10'S SORRY , UNTIL I CAN AFFORD IT TY'S FOR READING AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT . BREW ITS COMING TO BE A LONG ROAD FOR MOM PLEASE STILL KEEP MY HUNNY KAGE AND MOM HELEN IN YOUR PRAYERS .TY KAGE & CHERIE LOVE ALL OF YOU'S CHERIE
Weekend
will this year is about to come to the end and it wasnt my year im glad its about over since its not been my best. heres how mine went. found out in Nov last year i had colon cancer and had emergerncy sugery to remove an 13" tumor but be4 it was caught (no thinks to military doctors) it spread to my rectum,liver and lungs. then i started chemo therpy in dec of last year was doing that for about four months then i came down very sick went back in the hospitqal for a infection on my rectum was in for about 13 day then 2 months later back in for the same reason was in another 11 days then 3 months later back in for the same problem ( the 3rd time) was in 14 days and almost died during this stay i had a fever of 104 for a couple of days heart rate went over 150 they had to put me in a straigh jacket cause i went crazy pulling iv's frommy body then about a month or so i went back in the hospital 2 hav surgery to clean my rectum out but they couldnt clean it so they remove it completely so
Hall Of Vengence
HALL OF VENGENCE & MYSELF ARE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD PEOPLE TO HELP GET THIS THINGS OFF THE GROUND, ARE YOU WILLING & ABLE TO HELP. WE HAVE FULL THROTTLE RADIO LIVE 24 / 7 & WE INTEND TO LET CRAZINESS RULE. I AM LOOKING FOR : 1) PROMOTERS ( IF YOU CAN MAKE BITCHIN BULLETINS THAT HELS ALOT ) 2) BARTENDERS 3) GREETERS ( THE MORE THE BETTER ) 4) SECURITY 5) POLE DANCERS & REGULAR DANCERS CONTACT ME IF YOUR INTERESTED. THANKS IN ADVANCE COME ON BY & COMMIT A FEW SINS.... YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
General Interest
I got a new dog, it is a Malti-poo mix. She is adorable or will be when her hair is grown out. I still can't believe someone would throw her out on a highway. She is house-trained and about 2 years old. A police officer rescued her and gave her to a friend who is a another police officers wife. She gave her to me, because she knew her husband would not let her keep the dog. Like a sucker for dogs, I took her. A co-worker at the jail kept asking me about the dog. She said she was scammed out of $200 to get a dog sent to her. I agreed to give her the dog, but so far she has not showed me that she really wants it. First day, she did not call me until very later. The next day it was pouring down and would have been a bad day to be on the road with the dog. The she told me someone said those types of dogs bite children. Then it was her phone service was down and she would give me her home phone number, which she never did. I am now on my 2 days off and now I am attached to the dog. She h
Work
Working with inmates can be hard on you. A lot of the inmates can't read or write. Most of the inmates will try to con you, so you have to be on your toes all of the time. This doesn't mean you have to be distant and not talk to them. Recently I had the third ex-inmate come up to me and thank me for listening and talking to them. They said they never want to go back to jail. They said it is rough working but better then being on the inside. I guess I do preach to them on the inside. I try to reach down into them and pull that part of them that is righteous out. I do listen to their personal problems and try to help. The day before yesterday, it was the inmate that said he would soon be getting out. His girlfriend is leaving him for her ex-friend. The inmate wanted something to tell her to make her stay with him. I told him to let her go since she wants her ex back and to find someone better when he gets outs. I told him generally when people break up there is a good reas
Apologize
I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around, and say... that it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it's nothing new - yeah I loved you with the fire red- Now it's turning blue, and you say... "Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late whoaa ohhh... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah- I said it's too late to apologize, yeah- I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet... off
Fubar Bouncers
Fubar Bouncers are supposedly to stop spammers and bots from mass rates and comments however anybody with a decent connection can trip the bouncer check. Sadly it is more annoying to us and only causes the bot operator to reset once in a while. Does anybody really here really think the bouncer checks are effective at anything beyond annoying the masses?
Internet Down Til Wednesday
well i will be on and off when ever i can get the internet.but i will be backon wednesday cause my phone-internet company sucks.feel free to use the LETS TALK button and i`ll try to get back to you soon as i can. some times it goes right to my cell. have a great weekend every one. mike

Due to the rain we have been recieving this week, 6 days no sunshine lol. We are having a bit of problems with our internet. So far so good it seems to be working right now, but it could take up to a week to fix , so I may be here an sometimes not. Hope to see you all soon.
Just Me
Ki shan i Romani-- Adoi san' i chov'hani. Wherever gypsies go, There the witches are, we know It is no great problem ill ethnology or anthropology as to how gypsies became fortune-tellers. We may find a very curious illustration of it in the wren. This is apparently as humble, modest, prosaic little fowl as exists, and as far from mystery and wickedness as an old hen. But the ornithologists of the olden time, and the myth-makers, and the gypsies who lurked and lived in the forest, knew better. They saw how this bright-eyed, strange little creature in her elvish way slipped in and out of hollow trees and wood shade into sunlight, and anon was gone, no man knew whither, and so they knew that it was an uncanny creature, and told wonderful tales of its deeds in human form, and to-day it is called by gypsies in Germany, as in England, the witch-bird, or more briefly, chorihani, "the witch." Just so the gypsies themselves, with their glittering Indian eyes, slipping like the wren in
My Beautiful Disaster
Come on ladies, be truthful! 1. What color is your bra? Not wearing one right now. 2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? In between. 3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? No, I'm frustrated with a man. 4. Are you in a relationship? Might as well be. 5. Do you have a best friend? I have two. 6. What do you want to be when you grow up? A wife, a mother, a homemaker, a journalist (or a teacher). 7. Who was the last person you hugged? Rayna. 8.Have you ever had your heart broken? A few times. 9. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Yes. 10. Do you like your life? Currently? Not so much. 11.Do you shop at Hollister? No. 12. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? You could say that. 13. Single, Taken, Confused? All of the above?? 14. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yes. 15. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? I don't have a lot of friends. Period. 16.
Timbaland Lyrics
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down But wait... You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say.. That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat (But that's nothing new) Yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say Sorry like an angel, heavens not the thing for you, But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologizes, it's too late Woahooo woah It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah yeah I said it's too late to apologize, a yeah I'm holding your rope Got me ten feet off the ground...
Fergie Lyrics
Can't help it The girl can't help it First time That I saw your eyes Boy you looked right through me, mmmhmm Play it cool But I knew you knew That cupid hit me, mmm mmm You got me trippin, stumbling, flippin, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love You got me slippin, tumbling, sinking, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love So in love with you Can't help it The girl can't help it Can't breath When you touch me, see Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmm Whoa now, think I'm goin down Friends don't know whats with me, mmm mmm You got me trippin, stumbling, flippin, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love You got me slippin, tumbling, sinking, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love So in love with you Can't help it The girl can't help it You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me This love sick thing I like serious relationships and a A girl like me dont stay single for long Cuz everytime a boyfriend and I br
Artist: Timbaland
feat. Keri Hilson, D.O.E. [Verse 1: Timbaland] I ain't got no money I ain't got no car to take you on a date I can't even buy you flowers But together we'll be the perfect soulmates Talk to me girl [Bridge: Keri Hilson] Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me If we go there, you can still touch my love, it's free We can work without the perks just you and me Thug it out 'til we get it right [Chorus: Keri Hilson & (Timbaland)] Baby if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like you just the way you are (I'm about to strip and I want it quick Can you handle me the way you are?) I don't need the cheese or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like, I like, I like [Verse 2: Timbaland] I ain't got no Visa I ain't got no Red American Express We can't go nowhere exotic It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that love you best Talk to me girl [Bridge 2: Keri Hilson] Oh, baby, it's alri
Something Different
hey all my fubar friends, i need some rates.... ill return the favor U know whats wrong with the world today. people think just cause u have all girls as friends that u r sleeping with all of them. dont they know that u can be a friend with a women and not think of sex with her. people like that just make me sick. i have alot of friends that r women and havent sleep with half of them, so i say to u that think like that.... get a fucking life.. u know, some of my fubar friends well lets just say that there lifes are different. the question is , why isnt there anyone like them live close to me.u always see this in other towns but never close to u, r maybe its just that people in macon ga just dont know how to spice up there lives.

Greetings and salutations! Welcome to the tangled web that is inside my mind. This the first time I have decided to blog here on Fubar. Today I felt the urge to write for the first in in very long while. I am not sure if this is the correct forum for my writings,but hey I do tend to color outside the lines most of the time. Since today is the October full moon and the actual Samhain. I thought it would be the perfect time to share four poems with any who might be interested. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ AIR As nighttime falls, the dark wind blows over my skin. I feel her presence, as much tonight as when she slipped from my hands nearly a year ago. Cold stone ill befits one so full of life. Chiseled font; raw epitaph - so limited, so gone. The leaves dance; I feel her hair dancing too. Then a flutter of wings. Cold, brilliant beam of Luna's light surrounds. For a moment, you are caught in the winds. For a moment, you are present in the leaves. For a moment, I see you,
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Ex's And Lies
Why is it when you break up with someone and you try to be their friend....it seems like all they want to do it run their mouth and be a little bitch. To top it all off, they cant do it to your face. Just behind your back and then post it online to the entire world in a blog! Well, I am tired of being so damn nice. All of my Ex's that have pissed me off, go suck a fucking dick! You all suck and there is a damn good reason we arent together! And to the ONE who likes to make me look like the bad guy on myspace and to people I work with! Fuck you! You got everything you deserved and then some! Keep running your mouth, I have not even began to spill your dirty little secrets and I have many! Leave me alone! And I am sure I will hear about this at work, but tell it like it is!
Gypsi`s Poetry
Believe in your Heart that Something wonderful is about to happen Love your life Believe in your own powers And your own potential And in your own innate goodness Wake every morning With the awe of just being alive Discover each day the magnificent Awesome beauty in the world Explore and embrace life in yourself And in everyone you see each day Reach within to find your own specialness Amaze yourself and rouse those around you To the potential of each new day Don’t be afraid to admit That you are less then perfect This is the essence of your humanity Let those that love you help you Trust enough to be able to take Look with hope to the horizon of today For today is all we truly have Live this day well Let a little sun out as well as in Create your own rainbows Be open to all your possibilities All possibilities and miracles Always believe in Miracles… All nature grows and dies Naked, innocent amongst the artifice of Man Observe each branch, blade,
Muskogee Air Show
so im going to the air show tomorrow and im going all out in my army clothes...showin support u know. Blue Angels will be flying! Hit me up if u going!
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My Lips Contest!
Would you come help me out in my contest? I always try to return the love. If you dont have time for comment bombing, i understand. BUT, would you rate the pic for me before you go? Thank you, Mandy scsweetie DSC & WTC member
Whats Up
fuck it it isnt worth my fuckin time
Twisted Adventure....
Wow, I must have destroyed at least $5,000 in equipment and property.. but boy does it feel good. I'm sure it was not the most mature thing in life to do, but it was the least expensive, didn;t want to shoot someone because they thought I was cheating.... Hell, I'm within 2 weeks of a final divorce and I'm being told that I'm cheating??? WTF. It was to get my goat for sure, thinking they wanted me to snap so they could change the divorce paperwork to read how I had snapped.... So... kill my own property, post relationship.... take out frustrations without sending a 308 round through a skull or two... Wow, either I need to go back to Iraq or to counseling, don't know which....Can't they leave me alone to life I have and enjoy???? Wow, a small earthquake 85 miles from here and I have no internet or telephone for over an hour.... BS. So my ex asks me if I want to use her truck to move, which normally would be cool with me, however her boyfriend returns after 6 days of absence, no explana
Poems
I OPEN MY HEART AND HAND IT TO YOU ..WHAT YOU DO WITH IT ..IS UP TO YOU . I HOPE YOU HANDLE IT WITH LOVE AND CARE...CAUSE ITS SO EASLY TO BREAK ..REASON ITS EASY TO BREAK IS CAUSE ITS BEEN BROKEN SO MANY TIMES IN ITS LIFE ..SO THAT IS WHY I SAY HANDLE WITH LOVE AND CARE ..DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE IT CAN TAKE ..CAUSE PIECE BY PIECE IT HAS BEEN BROKEN DOWN ...SO I HOPE YOUR ABLE TO HANDLE TO TAKE MY HEART INTO YOUR HANDS FOR THE LOVE AND CARE THAT IT NEEDS AND WANTS.. WROTE BY..PAMELA GHALI i hunger for your touch i hunger for the tast of your kiss i hunger for the smell of ur skin i hunger for your love i hunger for you to be sided me i hunger for you to live inside of my heart i hunger for the passion and love that we shared together. the hunger lives inside of me that keeps building and growning and i dont know how to stop it. how do i stop this hunger, how do i get this hunger i cant ingore to go away? by : pamela ghali
Why Cant I Sleep
This day is ALWAYS hard for meto sleep nowdays. Oct.27th.... This is the day that i gave life to a child after knowing only 2 mths that is was pregnant. He weighed 4lbs and 1/2oz. he was fullterm also.... then in Feb he got RSV and was hospitalized and almost died onus. He was a great and VERY spoiled kid.He loved life and made veryone smile everyday. then onAug.3 01 there was a car wreck. The damn setbelt and the seat of the car took him from all of us...... He would have been 13 today... I miss my boo! But i am so glad that he does not have to go thru all the drama of the life here on this god forsaken ground anymore... The pain NEVER leaves and you dont get over it... You learn to live with it... why does today bother me when i can handle it any other day of the year... I guess i will wait till the sun comes up and go tout to where we laid him to rest (which i did NOT get to go to the funeral because the STUPID ASS dr wouldnt let me leave the
Holiday Weekend
HAVE U EVER SAT THERE AND WONDERED AFTER A FRIEND HAS BEEN MEAN. HATED TOWARDS YOU. SUDDENLY THEY PASS ON. EVEVER WONDER IF U AND THAT PERSON WOULD GET ALONG UP ABOVE IN HEAVEN WITH THAT SAME PERSON, WHEN YOUR TIME COMES TO GO TO HEAVEN/ Hi all just taking few minutes to write. I running out of time to wish all good weekend and safe hollo ween . Wish all to have a safe one. Get this at CommentYou.com Hi everyone, Wishing everyone a good christmas and Happy new year. Be safe, After the 31st I may or may not be around on fubar for little while, due to some hardships,For those who i gotten to know close and become good aquaintences, I greatly appreciated the times we spent, talking and getting to know one another, But the Grinch stole my Christmas this year, If you Have not added me to your messenger, mine is jtsproducts on yahoo. DONT FORGET TO STOP BY YUMMY KITTY AND SHOW THEM SOME LUV WHILE I GONE< MADE SURE THAT MY POSITION AS BARTENDER BE COVERED, THEY ROCK AND WELL SERVE YOU WELL W
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Unemployed
well last wednesday i was told my services were no longer required and my contract was terminated .still good news is that i'm still in love with a wonderful woman kiz.
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Election 2008
Election 2008 I have been thinking about who I would vote for in the national elections for 2008 and I am still stuck on a choice. I like Biden, but I am sure Obama or Clinton will get the Democratic nod. I am not sure about the Republicans, but I use to like McCain until he sold his soul to the right. I have no problem with religion or strong beliefs, but once it start encroaching on my right to be a how I want to be, then I view it as a problem. I think we have more pressing issues to talk about in this country, like a universal health system, education, poverty, jobs and overall security to worry about abortion and gay marriages. While these things might be important to some people on the right and some people on the left, I still view them as personal issues that should not be legislated locally or nationally. I don’t want to use this as a forum to get political, but I am asking everyone to vote with an open mind. Not everyone is religious, not everyone is liberal, and no
Woo Hoo!!!!!
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Erotic Stories
After a long day of work for both of us, we kick off our shoes and stretch out on the couch. "I've been on my feet all day" you say as you rub your feet across my thigh. Taking a nylon clad foot in both hands and slowly rubbing and kneading the tense muscles of your foot. As you let out a soft sigh and rub the other foot on the outside of my hands, and I give it the same slow loving treatment as the other. "Now would you like for me to get the massage oil and finish what I've started?" I whisper to you with a knowing smile on my lips. "Aren't you back yet", you giggle as you caress my beard with your toes. Coming back with the massage oil, and two towels, I stop and turn the stereo on and put on some soft relaxing music and light the candles we have in the room. Knealing at your waist, my hands glide under your skirt and slowly pull down your pantyhose. You feel my fingers light caress your thighs as I remove the nylon from them...getting down til the nylons slide off your feet and I
Insane Clown Posse
PLEACE GIVE COMMENTS ON THIS!!!! NOT down wit the posse if you don't give comments!!!!! Insane Clown Posse (commonly known as ICP) is an American rap duo originally from Wayne, Michigan but formed in the Detroit neighborhood of Delray. ICP consists of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (Joseph Utsler). The duo was originally part of a larger group known as Inner City Posse, which broke up in 1992. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope usually appear in full black and white "evil clown" makeup, reminiscent of that worn by the Seventies rock band KISS. The duo has earned one platinum album (technically two, seeing as how the Ringmaster went gold twice on two different labels) and two and a half gold albums[1] They also have starred in their own feature film and formed their own wrestling federation JCW, Juggalo Championship Wrestling. ICP has a dedicated following of fans, known as Juggalos and/or Juggalettes. ICP began in the late 1980s, when a small group of gangsta rappers kno
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Johnnie Bea Cool
Waz up Everyone,Today I Made My First Blog.Now some of you might know me as DA BLOCK BOY,Because of my REP and The News,but Im really a ROCK N ROLL RAP STAR.What Im mean by that is I play the ELECTRIC GUITAR AND RAP at the same time,Ring a Bell "KID ROCK".HAHAHA
Looking For A Pumkin
Can anyone thell me where to get a Pumkin made? They look real cool. Thanks and have a great weekend...jc
We Won!
So my son's team won the football game last night. 32 - 6... it was awesome... so now we're off to play offs, which means probably football up to thanksgiving... I'm Happy. How many of you like to go to High School Football games?
Randomness
**THIS IS FROM A BOOK I AM READING TITLED "ON KILLING" IT IS WRITTEN BY LT. COL. DAVE GROSSMAN, IT INVOLVES THE PSYCHOLOGICAL COST OF LEARNING TO KILL IN WAR AND SOCIETY.** "We know, as surely as we know that we are alive, that the whole human race is dancing on the edge of the grave... The easiest and worst mistake we could make would be to blame our present dilemma on the mere technology of war...It is our attitudes toward war and our uses for it that really demand our attention." -Gwynne Dyer **THIS IS A GREAT BOOK, HELPS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT OUR MILITARY GOES THROUGH PSYCHOLOGICALLY DURING WAR, ITS TIME FOR US TO STOP BEING BLISSFULLY IGNORANT, AND SUPPORT OUR MILITARY IN COMBAT WHETHER YOU AGREE WITH THE REASONS THEY ARE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY NEED OUR SUPPORT AND UNDERSTANDING.** Teachers & Cops These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but boy a
Jokes
Legendology 101
Weirdly.... I took a bus, train, and or a long walk I never expected. Pretty much it all used to make sence. Now,... well who the fuck knows? I never really had it all, .. but I had something. One billionth of a second is much more than one could think of. That fraction....(could and maybee someday??).. throw Trump or Gates into vagrantcy with no warning. Does one think it can't possibly be their undeniable destiny?.. Well get off the fuckin pot..... it happens, and happens well. Like it or not.... thats just how the pigeon shit falls... and let it fall where it may for I didn't hand feed a strangers destiny. This lottery pencil, (short in stature, conceals more gumption than Thor posses in his tin foil of a hammer) and napkin are the best receptors bitter angst could ask for,... ALWAYS there, ALWAYS nonsubjective,..... no retort. Not really what I have to "say", but just a venting tool available for my disposal. It's all a learning curve...... should you read this and say.....No tha
General Stuff 1
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun
Fill Your Moments!!!
Fill your moments with action, and there will be little time left for worry. Fill your moments with meaning, and there will be little time left for despair. Fill your days with discovery, and you will fill your life with valuable knowledge. Fill your hours with caring, compassion and respect, and you will fill your world with love and friendship.Fill your thoughts with positive possibilities, and the best things in life will surely be within your reach. Fill your words with encouragement and enthusiasm, and you'll often find people and circumstances lining up in your favor. Fill your efforts with purpose, persistence, diligence and integrity,and your life will be filled with valuable achievements.Fill your heart with a love of truth and goodness, and your soul will be filled with the treasure of wisdom.Your life is a most precious gift. Fill every corner of it with the best that you can.
Freedom Isn't Free
Freedom Isn't Free I watched the flag pass by one day. It fluttered in the breeze A young soldier saluted it, and then He stood at ease. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil? How many mothers' tears? How many Pilots' planes shot down? How many foxholes were soldiers'graves? No Freedom isn't free I heard the sound of taps one night, When everything was still. I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That taps had meant "Amen" When a flag had draped a coffin of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard at the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves in Arlington..... No -- Freedom isn't free!! ~ C
Simply Me
Im no cinderella waiting for my prince. I wont sit around waiting to see if one really exists. Im putting my self out there to see what i may find. Im just looking for someone a man who is truely kind. Are you the one im looking for the man i want for life. If you are honest and sweet then you already may be sweeping me off my feet. not just any guy will do i want someone full of compassion someone who is true. Im no cinderella waiting for my prince but you never know if you capture my heart i just might call you this. Michelle Elston I swim in a sea of confusion, it thrashes all around me, with each splash i feel more lost, waiting and wanting to be free, i start feeling weaker and weaker, with each stroke i take, im sinking deeper and deeper, how will i make it? what will it take? as i start to go under the confusion sets in, im lost in an unusual state, longing and waiting wondering what will be my fate? a hand reaches in, slowly pulling me
A Soldier's Prayer
It's time to sleep I've been relieved My rifle at my side My knife in it's sheath Lord let me live another day As I put myself in harms way I made my choice, I took the oath I stand for freedom, but I don't boast My God, my coubtry, my family The things I hold so dear With these all on my side There's nothing for me to fear But if I should fall before my next relief I will stand before you Lord with honor and dignity So, while I'm here please make me strong To fight the battles and right what's wrong GOD BLESS AMERICA
100% Military
My friend, my lover, my hero has went off to war. I know he will fight a great and glorious battle. I know he will come home to us, as if he never left. You will always be in our thoughts and prayers.
Contest
Please stop by this link and help a friend out when you can. She's good people and helped me out in my 1st contest. Rate her and bomb her pic what you can. Thanks and Have a great one...JC http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=515842&i=240754096
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Life Is Great
Christmas is my favorite time of year. I think it is that way for many people. I find that people are kinder and more thoughtful at Christmas. This weekend we are decorating the apartment and our tree. I remember the first year that my husband and I were married, he came home from work to find the whole apartment turned into a winter wonderland. He wouldn't let me put the lights out for 3 days. We have put together a village that we add things to almost every year. Only when money was really tight could we not do it. When I was a child, money was always tight. My mom did the best she could (my mom and dad divorced when I was young). I remember the first Christmas that we were alone, my mom took us to buy a tree. It was so tall that it stood up by itself. She spent an hour trimming the stump with any tools she could get her hands on. I always tried to make Christmas the best it could possibly be. I began a new tradition of making my family tree ornaments that I paint and de
Stuff???
Today; I took down, my precious, sweet, dried, once given to me rose's, from the walls. Now, it seems so empty here in my solem flat... They were given to me from family, friends, & yes, even from my lover........ Time has a way of drying up all feelings. They had been tied & dried with ribbons and bows. Placed here & there to fill the spaces..... Memories of days shared. Places spent. Happy times, as well as some sad, sick ones also.. But, roses being my favorite. I could never throw them out. Today I looked. I decided it was time. I fingered the small ribbon, then began the task. To me they were still, stunning as the days I received them. Ever so slowly, I began the delicate dismantling... What am I going to do with all of these. 14 bunches...... Plucking the rose heads, I started. I was drifting with my thoughts. Does this really matter? It does to me... I stopped. I started to wonder.. Why does this effect me so? After choosing a large basket I decid
What Should I Do?
what should i do when my heart belongs to a marine but im not with him anymore? and i like someone else? can someone tell me what i can do? id love the comments from this blong i just dont know what to do anymore im soo confused lol someone please tell me what i should do about this
Kinky Closet
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Hearts & Stakes
Hey my first blog so want to get it out that I do not: Consume bodily flesh (unless it's a virgin, female and lushiuos of course). Scare with Garlic, holy water or crosses of any kind. I do however have a weakness, can you find it! That's it for now. Fatum Abyssus
Wonder What They Are Thinking
I know in time everyone has had a friend who they think are ok to hang with. Things go along well until you get into trouble and you find out who your real friends are. I have a few friends that the only time they get in touch with me is if they want something or need something. . . . and it is not just friends I have family members the say way also. Sometimes I just get tired of always giving to everyone else and not being shown anything in return. Is this a wrong way to approach the world or not? I really don't know anymore. I know I am naturally a giver and I do all I can to help others out. I am on a very limited income and those who know me in real life know I bend over backwards to help others. I have a friend who has run short financially and cannot afford food and I have gone out and bought groceries or even went as far as emptying my freezer for this person so that they could feed their family. This is the type of person I am. I am starting to think I need to change
Store Is Opened
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A Father In Here
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Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Love or Lust? MY RESULT:Love Hearts and rainbows all the way -- you're a total romantic. Animal lust is nice, but you'd rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you're in a relationship, you generally treat the other person really well. You don't cheat, and you're respectful of their differences. And when you're not in a relationship, you're selective about the people you choose to kiss or even get crushes on. You've got a great thing going on, but don't be afraid of letting that animal side come out every now and then. A couple bite marks never hurt anyone (much). Take This Quiz!
Wtf
OMG... First off let me just start by saying if you live in the country do not go see SAW 4 on a full moon night... Me and CD went to go see Saw 4 last night it was alright but not one of the best. Anyways on our way home it was like really foggy outside I mean so bad to where you could barely see the end of the hood on a car so me I drove slow down the interstate. We were doing fine until we were almost home and a damn deer came out from nowhere and rammed the truck. It smashed the drivers side window all to crap and you can see scarps from the deer antlers running all the way down the side of the truck and all the to the tailgate. It also broke out the tail light. We finally got home and had to get all the glass up out of the truck and off of us. CD and his brothers went looking for the deer and the damn thing is gone nowhere to be found. Ok there is my little warning about going and seeing Saw 4 on a Full Moon Night....
If I Had My Life To Live Over
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained or the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandma ramble about his youth. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains or the bugs. I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching my children grow. I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime. Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnan
What All Guys Need To Know
ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised E
The Truth Shall Set You Free
Have you ever just had one of "those days"? You know, the kind where you wake up and realize that life, for some reason, just hasn't really been going the way you thought it would. I recently had that happen to me and I still can't quite put my finger on what causes that feeling. I'm leaning towards the idea that maybe it has something to do with growing older. The new experiences that life brings do seem to effect the path our life takes. Even the smallest of things create ripples in our lives that spead constantly outward. Something as harmless as a simple comment from someone you've never even met before... it changes you. I was talking with one of my friends the other day and they said something that really hit the nail on the head. They told me that, okay now I'm paraphrasing here because I don't remember their exact words, anyway they said, "where does life go if it's going nowhere at all?" It was such a simple statement and yet so profound. This seems to be so many of us... alwa
Help For The Wicked
Fubar Adoption
saunders21: FUBAR ADOPTION..LOL Here's the rules of fubar Adoption : Send this to all the people on your list and see who wants to own you.- The first person to send u a message saying " I own you" owns you. It's simple... P.S. send it cuz it is kinda funny and it might be surprising to see who gets you first See who picks you... Let the games begin! lolol k if uget this and someone sent it to u email me bac with taht person name thw winner gets a week of free drinks on me
Life
Just want to thank everyone who took the time out to vote and comment on my Mumm.:):)This was my first global ya'll Much love to ya!!!! The joys and sorrows of living, often brings up feelings untold. You try but you can't deny it, because it lives within us all. Happiness is expressed by laughter, tears is a symbol of pain. What it does to you as a person, Is sometimes hard to comprehend or explain. by klo_spice kizzy Sometimes in life you just need to sit by and let the you care about make their own mistakes and hopefully learn from them. At this point although i care and is very concerned about my sis she has her own life to live.As the saying goes how ever u make your bed you have to lie in it. I don't think there is anything else i can say that i already haven't. I have my own life and that of my family to be concerned with. Much love
Women
I see I'm gonna have to clean up my friends list again, very few drop me a line to Hi!. I'm not here for the rates or the level just to chat and make friends. My friend "can't say who" under threat of deleation! such a sweetheart!, just had a problem with a Wannabe Hero! "I'm in War Hero" type of guy.... you know the type! I have been there and done that! One thing I learned a Looong time ago is that Women are a precious gift to Man and not to take that for granted! If this Character is REALLY in "HERO", he was taught to respect others! If he has a MOTHER, SHE SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM!!!!!!! I'm sorry if I am Venting! I despise "HEROS" that claim things they aren't! If a "HERO" like that ever came across someone who was "there" he should run... WE KNOW who you are! So "HERO" when you "COME BACK FROM THE SANDBOX" come see me.... we can "CHAT" about your "HEROISM"! WHAT EACH KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ea
How Can You Not See
How can you not see that the things you do can break someone's heart. You say things you don't mean and make them think you're one person when you're really not. How can you play with someone's emotions like a toy? Have you ever hurt that way? Would you want someone to do that to you, or worse your little girl? When you say you love somone you should mean it from deep within not just say it because it sounds good. To say those words and make the promises that come with being in a relationship should not come easily. Have you ever cried for someone you loved? Did you like how it felt? Does that aching burning feeling eat at you in everyway? How would you feel if someone intentionally tried to hurt you? Maybe they have, but don't take it out on the people who do love and care for you. That my dear will only come back to haunt you again. If you truly love someone you should stop giving yourself to others. How would you feel inside to see the one you love with all your heart giving themsel
Go On U Kno U Want To
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. Smoked weed -- £10 Did acid or pills -- £5 Ever had sex at church -- £25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25 Had sex for money -- £100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20 Vandalized something -- £20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10 Beat up someone -- £20 Been jumped -- £10 Cross dressed -- £10 Given money to stripper -- £25 Been in love with a stripper -- £20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15 Ever drive and drank -- £20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50 Used toys while having sex -- £30 Got drunk, passed out and do
Help Marine Vet Level To Rock Star!
Get Well
LETS ALL WISH LEEANN A GET WELL SOON AND PRAY FOR HER AND HER KIDS SHE JUST WOKE UP 2 HRS AGO FROM ICU THIS IS THE GREATEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD ASK FOR LETS ALL GO AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO HER AND TO HER PAGE Schatz@ fubar
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Blog This
I am a single dad. My daughter lives with her mom. I am a carpenter and love my work. I love music. I have 2 dogs,4 lovebirds and an aquarium. I'm looking for someone special to spend the rest of my life with. I'm an only child,but not lonely. I'm a flirt. I have a twisted sense of humor. I'm not a joiner of group activities. I hate religion. If there was a god I'd tell it to fuck off and leave me alone. I LOVE LIFE Nuff said. If you want to know more ask me.
Just A Thought
i have come to the conclusion that if a man says your sweet you got no chance in hell, so maybe i should stop being so sweet and becaome like the high percentage of women who are not sweet but total bitches seems they get farther in life by being total bitches and men seem to like them better then the so called sweet ones. so what do you think total bitch or stay what they call sweet
Excalibur Is Back
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My First Blog
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree. AsShe neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Burea
What A Day
well my day was a wild one once again. i have had alot of crazy things happen n for the ppl who talk to me on yahoo n msn from here u know all about. but it has gotten better. i also want to say ty callo for the great pics of u. bye everyone
Trying To Help My Wife
OK My wife is having to do a tesis paper for school on a contriversial subject. She has chosen Abortion. The help she needs? Opinions. The question? When is a life a life? IE when is a fetus alive? The reason for the question and choice of topic. She just recently had an ultrasound done, and we can see the baby yawning. Even the doc stated that is what we saw. We apreciate all opinions on this subject.
The Blue Lounge!!
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Rambling Stuff
So I've learned yet another useless skill (previous ones learning how to breathe fire and juggle). Authoring dvd's. I've spent about a year now learning how to do so. I had the basics down after a month. It's all the little things now that I've been exploring, as well as learning new styles and layouts to do. I want to learn how to do separate (sp) audio tracks, only it won't be english/spanish/french, but more like english/band talking about the song, etc. Yes I've been shooting a lot of bands lately. Keeps me busy. We all need something to do for a hobby. This appears to be mine. Oh, my first job authoring a dvd was shooting 4 nights of a local stage production of Godspell, and then editing them together, to make a mult-angle performance. That's a hell of a way to learn how to author dvd's! Somedays you just need someone, anyone, to talk to, and there's no one there... an internet full of people, and no one is there... all your friends are busy, so they can't talk, and

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Fun Fun Fun!!!!!!!!!!
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The Baby
As all of you know it has been a very long nine months of pregancy. But on monday October 22 the new addition to our family finally arrived. A beautiful little girl named Moiria Corrine. She was born 7 lbs 9 1/2 oz and was 19 inches long. I will be posting new pics of her soon
About Things Going On In My Life !!
Ya'll Wont Beleive This
Please Help Me Out!
Please help me out and bomb my picture at the contest! I would greatly appreciate it thanks so much!Contest will run from Oct 28th to midnight Nov 10th (That's 2 weeks) Prizes are as followed. 1st 30 day blast or VIP. 2nd is which ever the winner didn't pick 3rd is a 7 day blast 4th is a 3 day blast... Here is the link! Copy and paste it into your web browser. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1020195&albumid=641337&i=2643197224
The Sand Dollar By Fifi Leigh At Lulu.com
check out my lulu website at http://www.lulu.com/fifileigh buy a copy of my novel at http://www.lulu.com/content/337004 a light, entertaining, in-ur-face raw honesty, get-a-reality-check novel with a sociological twist. can u handle the truth? or do u prefer to remain in ur fantasy world of make believe? wake up to reality and dare to be you, the real you, not what society or the media wants u to be. accept ur-self and others for who they really are and be a happier you. Check out my lulu website at: http://www.lulu.com/fifileigh, where I have my book promotion tour, excerpts, interviews, sneak peek to my 2nd project, and links to my profile pages. Check out my lulu order page at: http://www.lulu.com/content/337004, where you can read a 4-page preview from the novel before buy a copy from the lulu site. I am the publisher, editor, designer, writer, and marketer for the novel. I am an independent graphic designer/novelist/photographer, starting my own career. Buy a
A Fun Quiz
Donna's KIssing Booth Kissing is probably the most physically romantic two people can get. There really is no wrong way to kiss. The thing to remember is that everybody kisses differently and different people prefer different ways of kissing. Some people, believe it or not, are appalled at the idea of French Kissing or using your tongue while you kiss. While others can't imagine kissing without using your tongue. The thing is to try kissing that person a few times before deciding how you and your partner prefer kissing and to get used to the way that person kisses. A first kiss should always be done while the two of you are alone. This will help to avoid any unnecessary nervousness and embarrassing situations. The best type of kiss is one that uses different variations, such as starting with a small kiss, working into a French Kiss, maybe sucking on your partner's upper or lower lip, then trying the other two types. And don't just leave kisses to the lips. Kiss their cheeks, th
Poem.....
I scream and yell till the voices within drive me crazy. They keep telling me to keep yelling, someone will hear me and help... but I can't believe that. Because my reality is so distorted I don't know who to believe or who to trust. Then they start to scream at me, "You know we are right. They won't help, they won't be there... but yet they just said different." The people on the outside pay no mind to the conflict which happens on the inside. Not once do I see a caring face or hear a caring question. Is it me that causes this effect? Is my mind and reality so disorted that I think this way? Is this truth or fiction that my mind has created? Or am I the reason for this effect, the reason no one sees the truth behind my eye's......
Blog Train
Do You Know????
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on the "Start" button? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (What a silly question!) If flying is so safe, why do they call the
Bomb This
My Brothers Fu Wife
SEE THAT PIC? LOOKS TO NOT BE ONE RIGHT? WELL IT IS JUST CLICK IT AND SEE. LOL IT WORKS IT GOES TO MY FU-WIFES CONTEST SITE. GOING FOR A HAPPY HOUR. RUNS FROM THE 22ND TO THE 31ST AT MIDNIGHT. PLEASE RATE AND SPANK HER GOOD WITH COMMENTS. .
Bomb This
Go Bomb This
Bombing Alone
Bombing Alone
I am bombing alone can you find hahahahahahahahahaha
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My Contest
The Fu Bombers have entered me into one of BBG's contests, and I got the link late, but it's open. Please come by, rate the pic, and bomb the hell out of me! All help is greatly appreciated. Thanks! Roxy (Foxy Roxy)
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