Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives. However,
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them
had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe
with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded
to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands
was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent
wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got
to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife
came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came
back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never
forget you."
